Your Internet Boyfriends https://headstuffpodcasts.com/show/your-internet-boyfriends en HeadStuff Podcasts Your Internet Boyfriends is a weekly catch up podcast from two Irish comedians - one gay, one straight, both gorgeous - navigating dating, life and disasters in London through completely different lenses. Each week is a mix of queer/straight laugh out loud stories, a little too honest confessions, unqualifited advice to listeners and the kind of unfiltered conversations you’ll whisper to your friends. Mark and Denis are the honest, funny and unexpectedly wholesome queer-straight friendship you didn’t know you needed. https://megaphone.imgix.net/podcasts/851adeee-1df5-11f1-8aa6-4b37ff00aef0/image/6c4c3d320be577b8018e79472f9cbaa3.jpg?ixlib=rails-4.3.1&max-w=3000&max-h=3000&fit=crop&auto=format,compress Your Internet Boyfriends https://headstuffpodcasts.com/show/your-internet-boyfriends yes episodic Two Irish comedians living in London. One straight. One gay. Both gorgeous. HeadStuff Podcasts Your Internet Boyfriends is a weekly catch up podcast from two Irish comedians - one gay, one straight, both gorgeous - navigating dating, life and disasters in London through completely different lenses. Each week is a mix of queer/straight laugh out loud stories, a little too honest confessions, unqualifited advice to listeners and the kind of unfiltered conversations you’ll whisper to your friends. Mark and Denis are the honest, funny and unexpectedly wholesome queer-straight friendship you didn’t know you needed. Your Internet Boyfriends is a weekly catch up podcast from two Irish comedians - one gay, one straight, both gorgeous - navigating dating, life and disasters in London through completely different lenses.

Each week is a mix of queer/straight laugh out loud stories, a little too honest confessions, unqualifited advice to listeners and the kind of unfiltered conversations you’ll whisper to your friends. Mark and Denis are the honest, funny and unexpectedly wholesome queer-straight friendship you didn’t know you needed.

]]> HeadStuff Podcasts shows@headstuff.org #67 Local elections and Denis learns a new (shocking) term This week on Your Internet Boyfriends, Denis discovers a term from the gay community that completely sends him into a spiral, while Mark accidentally reveals that his dating radius is suspiciously similar to his daily commute. We also talk about: Their Sold Out gig (again!) The Mark-er-loo line Women leaving and coming back to Denis Denis living his best straight life The local elections results and the future ahead Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 14 May 2026 04:00:00 -0000 full HeadStuff Podcasts This week on Your Internet Boyfriends, Denis discovers a term from the gay community that completely sends him into a spiral, while Mark accidentally reveals that his dating radius is suspiciously similar to his daily commute. We also talk about: Their Sold Out gig (again!) The Mark-er-loo line Women leaving and coming back to Denis Denis living his best straight life The local elections results and the future ahead Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices This week on Your Internet Boyfriends, Denis discovers a term from the gay community that completely sends him into a spiral, while Mark accidentally reveals that his dating radius is suspiciously similar to his daily commute.


We also talk about:

  • Their Sold Out gig (again!)
  • The Mark-er-loo line
  • Women leaving and coming back to Denis
  • Denis living his best straight life
  • The local elections results and the future ahead





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]]> 3363 #66 Madonna says no phones and Denis has an injury This week, Denis reveals the painful truth behind his injured ahem while Mark reminisces about growing up as a deeply theatrical Irish child performing Avril Lavigne songs for unsuspecting neighbours. The boys chat about straight dads in the 90s, the pressure of babysitting an 8-month-old, toy tractors and Big Big Loader nostalgia, school crushes, transition year lads, and Madonna telling the gays to get off their phones. There’s also discussion of Irish village characters, milkmen, breakfast spending habits, concert culture, social media brain rot, and why nobody can relax anymore without being filmed. A very cranky episode.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 07 May 2026 04:00:00 -0000 full HeadStuff Podcasts This week, Denis reveals the painful truth behind his injured ahem while Mark reminisces about growing up as a deeply theatrical Irish child performing Avril Lavigne songs for unsuspecting neighbours. The boys chat about straight dads in the 90s, the pressure of babysitting an 8-month-old, toy tractors and Big Big Loader nostalgia, school crushes, transition year lads, and Madonna telling the gays to get off their phones. There’s also discussion of Irish village characters, milkmen, breakfast spending habits, concert culture, social media brain rot, and why nobody can relax anymore without being filmed. A very cranky episode.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices This week, Denis reveals the painful truth behind his injured ahem while Mark reminisces about growing up as a deeply theatrical Irish child performing Avril Lavigne songs for unsuspecting neighbours.

The boys chat about straight dads in the 90s, the pressure of babysitting an 8-month-old, toy tractors and Big Big Loader nostalgia, school crushes, transition year lads, and Madonna telling the gays to get off their phones.

There’s also discussion of Irish village characters, milkmen, breakfast spending habits, concert culture, social media brain rot, and why nobody can relax anymore without being filmed.

A very cranky episode. 

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]]> 2685 #65 The London Marathon and Why Do Women Wear Tights? A gay man and a straight man discuss why women wear tights and confidently get it all wrong. Mark also brings up his strong opinions on the London Marathon while Denis tries to breathe some positive vibes into the studio before taking aim at Irish BBQ culture. We also chat about: Poking out through fishnets Loos in London What the heat does to people Sitting on grass in the summer Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 30 Apr 2026 04:00:00 -0000 full HeadStuff Podcasts A gay man and a straight man discuss why women wear tights and confidently get it all wrong. Mark also brings up his strong opinions on the London Marathon while Denis tries to breathe some positive vibes into the studio before taking aim at Irish BBQ culture. We also chat about: Poking out through fishnets Loos in London What the heat does to people Sitting on grass in the summer Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices A gay man and a straight man discuss why women wear tights and confidently get it all wrong. Mark also brings up his strong opinions on the London Marathon while Denis tries to breathe some positive vibes into the studio before taking aim at Irish BBQ culture.


We also chat about:

  • Poking out through fishnets
  • Loos in London
  • What the heat does to people
  • Sitting on grass in the summer

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]]> 3203 #64 Ireland AM and Parading Denis around Dublin Mark and Denis make their television debut on Ireland AM where they meet their gay straight match Alan and Tommy. Then Mark parades Denis through Dublin on an extensive tour of the hot spots of Mark's life. We also chat about: Lisa nearly running off with another man Raw dogging it on a bus to Donegal Breakfast with colleagues Hotel irons ruining your clothes Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 23 Apr 2026 04:00:00 -0000 full HeadStuff Podcasts Mark and Denis make their television debut on Ireland AM where they meet their gay straight match Alan and Tommy. Then Mark parades Denis through Dublin on an extensive tour of the hot spots of Mark's life. We also chat about: Lisa nearly running off with another man Raw dogging it on a bus to Donegal Breakfast with colleagues Hotel irons ruining your clothes Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Mark and Denis make their television debut on Ireland AM where they meet their gay straight match Alan and Tommy. Then Mark parades Denis through Dublin on an extensive tour of the hot spots of Mark's life.


We also chat about:

Lisa nearly running off with another man

Raw dogging it on a bus to Donegal

Breakfast with colleagues

Hotel irons ruining your clothes

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]]> 2684 #63 Our First TV Appearance - Plus Thicc Teas and Tractors Mark may have caused absolute commotion in corporate Dublin after performing at an LGBT work lunch and accidentally slipping into material that was definitely not built for a daytime setting. The lads also talk about their debut TV appearance and why bourbon creams are the superior biscuit and does anyone know what a thick tea is? This episode also features mothers and fame to tractors, farmers and sexy builder pants and Denis’s upcoming trip to Turkey and the weirdness of going somewhere your partner already knows inside out. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 16 Apr 2026 04:00:00 -0000 full HeadStuff Podcasts Mark may have caused absolute commotion in corporate Dublin after performing at an LGBT work lunch and accidentally slipping into material that was definitely not built for a daytime setting. The lads also talk about their debut TV appearance and why bourbon creams are the superior biscuit and does anyone know what a thick tea is? This episode also features mothers and fame to tractors, farmers and sexy builder pants and Denis’s upcoming trip to Turkey and the weirdness of going somewhere your partner already knows inside out. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Mark may have caused absolute commotion in corporate Dublin after performing at an LGBT work lunch and accidentally slipping into material that was definitely not built for a daytime setting.

The lads also talk about their debut TV appearance and why bourbon creams are the superior biscuit and does anyone know what a thick tea is?

This episode also features mothers and fame to tractors, farmers and sexy builder pants and Denis’s upcoming trip to Turkey and the weirdness of going somewhere your partner already knows inside out.

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

]]> 2692 #62 Denis Goes to a Gay Beach While at a wedding, Denis takes a detour to a lovely beach in Sitges where clothes are optional. Mark meanwhile receives some disturbing messages from superfans. This week we'll also chat about: Vegan weddings Girlfriend meeting the friends Birdwatching Double jointed thumbs Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 09 Apr 2026 04:00:00 -0000 full HeadStuff Podcasts While at a wedding, Denis takes a detour to a lovely beach in Sitges where clothes are optional. Mark meanwhile receives some disturbing messages from superfans. This week we'll also chat about: Vegan weddings Girlfriend meeting the friends Birdwatching Double jointed thumbs Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices While at a wedding, Denis takes a detour to a lovely beach in Sitges where clothes are optional. Mark meanwhile receives some disturbing messages from superfans.


This week we'll also chat about:

  • Vegan weddings
  • Girlfriend meeting the friends
  • Birdwatching
  • Double jointed thumbs

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]]> 3060 #61 Held Together in A&E and Sharing a Dada This week on Your Internet Boyfriends, things spiral immediately from sleep deprivation to one of the most unhinged stories the podcast has ever told. Mark is running on three hours of sleep after a chaotic night out (cheers to the clocks going forward), dragging himself through work while barely functioning. But that’s nothing compared to what’s coming… The boys get into: Mark’s Strava scandal — confidently claiming 5Ks that were actually closer to 2K The reality of internet attention, unanswered DMs, and fans turning feral And then… the story. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 02 Apr 2026 04:00:00 -0000 full HeadStuff Podcasts This week on Your Internet Boyfriends, things spiral immediately from sleep deprivation to one of the most unhinged stories the podcast has ever told. Mark is running on three hours of sleep after a chaotic night out (cheers to the clocks going forward), dragging himself through work while barely functioning. But that’s nothing compared to what’s coming… The boys get into: Mark’s Strava scandal — confidently claiming 5Ks that were actually closer to 2K The reality of internet attention, unanswered DMs, and fans turning feral And then… the story. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices This week on Your Internet Boyfriends, things spiral immediately from sleep deprivation to one of the most unhinged stories the podcast has ever told.


Mark is running on three hours of sleep after a chaotic night out (cheers to the clocks going forward), dragging himself through work while barely functioning. But that’s nothing compared to what’s coming…

The boys get into:

  • Mark’s Strava scandal — confidently claiming 5Ks that were actually closer to 2K
  • The reality of internet attention, unanswered DMs, and fans turning feral

And then… the story.

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]]> 3140 #60 Mark and Denis Nearly Breakup It finally happened, Mark nearly ruined the podcast by pushing it too far. He showed Denis something by accident... if only Denis' girlfriend wasn't sitting in the chair next to them when it happened. You're lucky there is an episode this week. This episode we also chat about: The Blue Pill Naked Butlers Pot Noodles in Ubers Pink suitcases This podcast is hosted by the Headstuff Podcast Network Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 26 Mar 2026 05:02:00 -0000 full HeadStuff Podcasts It finally happened, Mark nearly ruined the podcast by pushing it too far. He showed Denis something by accident... if only Denis' girlfriend wasn't sitting in the chair next to them when it happened. You're lucky there is an episode this week. This episode we also chat about: The Blue Pill Naked Butlers Pot Noodles in Ubers Pink suitcases This podcast is hosted by the Headstuff Podcast Network Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices It finally happened, Mark nearly ruined the podcast by pushing it too far. He showed Denis something by accident... if only Denis' girlfriend wasn't sitting in the chair next to them when it happened. You're lucky there is an episode this week.


This episode we also chat about:

  • The Blue Pill
  • Naked Butlers
  • Pot Noodles in Ubers
  • Pink suitcases


This podcast is hosted by the Headstuff Podcast Network

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]]> 2834 Trailer Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Mon, 23 Mar 2026 08:31:00 -0000 trailer HeadStuff Podcasts Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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]]> 206 #59 Jessie Buckley and The Manosphere - Plus Big News Mark and Denis are moving studio and have big news to go with it. They're pregnant. No, not yet but they have been scooped up by a big podcast network so its all go and its tipping Mark over the edge. Plus they delve into the Manosphere, Jesse Buckleys big win and the great easter egg debate. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 19 Mar 2026 05:00:00 -0000 full 1 59 HeadStuff Podcasts Mark and Denis are moving studio and have big news to go with it. They're pregnant. No, not yet but they have been scooped up by a big podcast network so its all go and its tipping Mark over the edge. Plus they delve into the Manosphere, Jesse Buckleys big win and the great easter egg debate. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Mark and Denis are moving studio and have big news to go with it. They're pregnant. No, not yet but they have been scooped up by a big podcast network so its all go and its tipping Mark over the edge.


Plus they delve into the Manosphere, Jesse Buckleys big win and the great easter egg debate.

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

]]> 2596 #58 Mam Comes to Visit and the Prison Sauna https://shows.acast.com/your-internet-boyfriends/episodes/69b1a9fabba705d7aa2cc224 After an incredible live podcast show, Denis’ family arrives in London… which quickly turns into multiple dinners, menu complaints, chicken nuggets diplomacy, and Mark finally meeting Denis’ mother (who may now prefer him to Denis). Meanwhile Mark escapes to Madrid for tapas, drag shows, and making new friends on a night out — before reality hits on the way home with delayed flights, drunken airport chaos, and getting stranded at Tottenham Hale in the middle of the night. Also in this episode: Sunglasses debates and Gen Z fashion Pokémon nostalgia and childhood memories Airport disasters and late-night travel chaos Why straight women run gay nightlife social logistics The strange joy of making crafts as a child Our beautiful producer and photgrapher www.instagram.com/_declankelly Get involved and send us an email hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com or send us a DM on Instagram or TikTok. Watch our latest episodes every Thursday on YouTube. Tickets and everything else visit www.yourinternetboyfriends.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 12 Mar 2026 06:00:00 -0000 #58 Mam Comes to Visit and the Prison Sauna full 58 HeadStuff Podcasts <p>After an incredible live podcast show, Denis’ family arrives in London… which quickly turns into multiple dinners, menu complaints, chicken nuggets diplomacy, and Mark finally meeting Denis’ mother (who may now prefer him to Denis).</p><br><p>Meanwhile Mark escapes to Madrid for tapas, drag shows, and making new friends on a night out — before reality hits on the way home with delayed flights, drunken airport chaos, and getting stranded at Tottenham Hale in the middle of the night.</p><br><p>Also in this episode:</p><p><br></p><ul><li>Sunglasses debates and Gen Z fashion</li><li>Pokémon nostalgia and childhood memories</li><li>Airport disasters and late-night travel chaos</li><li>Why straight women run gay nightlife social logistics</li><li>The strange joy of making crafts as a child</li></ul><p>Our beautiful producer and photgrapher <a href="www.instagram.com/_declankelly" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.instagram.com/_declankelly</a></p><br><p>Get involved and send us an email <a href="mailto:hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com</a> or send us a DM on <a href="https://www.instagram.com/yourinternetboyfriends.pod/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Instagram</a> or <a href="https://www.tiktok.com/@yourinternetboyfriends" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">TikTok</a>. </p><br><p>Watch our latest episodes every Thursday on <a href="https://www.youtube.com/@YourInternetBoyfriends" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">YouTube</a>. Tickets and everything else visit <a href="Https://yourinternetboyfriends.com" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.yourinternetboyfriends.com</a></p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p> After an incredible live podcast show, Denis’ family arrives in London… which quickly turns into multiple dinners, menu complaints, chicken nuggets diplomacy, and Mark finally meeting Denis’ mother (who may now prefer him to Denis). Meanwhile Mark escapes to Madrid for tapas, drag shows, and making new friends on a night out — before reality hits on the way home with delayed flights, drunken airport chaos, and getting stranded at Tottenham Hale in the middle of the night. Also in this episode: Sunglasses debates and Gen Z fashion Pokémon nostalgia and childhood memories Airport disasters and late-night travel chaos Why straight women run gay nightlife social logistics The strange joy of making crafts as a child Our beautiful producer and photgrapher www.instagram.com/_declankelly Get involved and send us an email hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com or send us a DM on Instagram or TikTok. Watch our latest episodes every Thursday on YouTube. Tickets and everything else visit www.yourinternetboyfriends.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices After an incredible live podcast show, Denis’ family arrives in London… which quickly turns into multiple dinners, menu complaints, chicken nuggets diplomacy, and Mark finally meeting Denis’ mother (who may now prefer him to Denis).


Meanwhile Mark escapes to Madrid for tapas, drag shows, and making new friends on a night out — before reality hits on the way home with delayed flights, drunken airport chaos, and getting stranded at Tottenham Hale in the middle of the night.


Also in this episode:


  • Sunglasses debates and Gen Z fashion
  • Pokémon nostalgia and childhood memories
  • Airport disasters and late-night travel chaos
  • Why straight women run gay nightlife social logistics
  • The strange joy of making crafts as a child

Our beautiful producer and photgrapher www.instagram.com/_declankelly


Get involved and send us an email hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com or send us a DM on Instagram or TikTok.


Watch our latest episodes every Thursday on YouTube. Tickets and everything else visit www.yourinternetboyfriends.com

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

]]> 3499 yes #57 Fake Tan Drips, Glass Toilets & Punch The Monkey https://shows.acast.com/your-internet-boyfriends/episodes/69a8be9d618d0d8bf7e2a424 Why does Denis have to admire every hot man Mark points out, but Mark won’t engage when Denis clocks a hot woman? We start with Mark attempting a pre-show glow-up… only for a leaky fake tan bottle to leave him looking like he’s been splashed with brown sauce. Then it’s straight into a heated debate about street-spotting double standards. After that, we spiral through: Electric taxis making us feel sick Dragging bags across London for shows Classic FM as emergency calming music Hotel rooms with glass bathrooms (who is designing these and why do they hate love?) Awkward toilet logistics in relationships and the importance of keeping some mystery alive Plus: a Specsavers eye test existential crisis, contact lens chaos, and the internet’s current obsessions - Punch The Monkey (the bullied orphan monkey with an IKEA plushie sidekick). Our beautiful producer and photgrapher www.instagram.com/_declankelly Get involved and send us an email hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com or send us a DM on Instagram or TikTok. Watch our latest episodes every Thursday on YouTube. Tickets and everything else visit www.yourinternetboyfriends.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 05 Mar 2026 06:00:00 -0000 #57 Fake Tan Drips, Glass Toilets & Punch The Monkey full 57 HeadStuff Podcasts <p>Why does Denis have to admire every hot man Mark points out, but Mark won’t engage when Denis clocks a hot woman? We start with Mark attempting a pre-show glow-up… only for a leaky fake tan bottle to leave him looking like he’s been splashed with brown sauce. Then it’s straight into a heated debate about street-spotting double standards.</p><br><p>After that, we spiral through:</p><p><br></p><ul><li> Electric taxis making us feel sick</li><li> Dragging bags across London for shows</li><li> Classic FM as emergency calming music</li><li> Hotel rooms with glass bathrooms (who is designing these and why do they hate love?)</li><li> Awkward toilet logistics in relationships and the importance of keeping some mystery alive</li></ul><p><br></p><p>Plus: a Specsavers eye test existential crisis, contact lens chaos, and the internet’s current obsessions - Punch The Monkey (the bullied orphan monkey with an IKEA plushie sidekick).</p><p>Our beautiful producer and photgrapher <a href="www.instagram.com/_declankelly" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.instagram.com/_declankelly</a></p><br><p>Get involved and send us an email <a href="mailto:hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com</a> or send us a DM on <a href="https://www.instagram.com/yourinternetboyfriends.pod/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Instagram</a> or <a href="https://www.tiktok.com/@yourinternetboyfriends" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">TikTok</a>. </p><br><p>Watch our latest episodes every Thursday on <a href="https://www.youtube.com/@YourInternetBoyfriends" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">YouTube</a>. Tickets and everything else visit <a href="Https://yourinternetboyfriends.com" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.yourinternetboyfriends.com</a></p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p> Why does Denis have to admire every hot man Mark points out, but Mark won’t engage when Denis clocks a hot woman? We start with Mark attempting a pre-show glow-up… only for a leaky fake tan bottle to leave him looking like he’s been splashed with brown sauce. Then it’s straight into a heated debate about street-spotting double standards. After that, we spiral through: Electric taxis making us feel sick Dragging bags across London for shows Classic FM as emergency calming music Hotel rooms with glass bathrooms (who is designing these and why do they hate love?) Awkward toilet logistics in relationships and the importance of keeping some mystery alive Plus: a Specsavers eye test existential crisis, contact lens chaos, and the internet’s current obsessions - Punch The Monkey (the bullied orphan monkey with an IKEA plushie sidekick). Our beautiful producer and photgrapher www.instagram.com/_declankelly Get involved and send us an email hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com or send us a DM on Instagram or TikTok. Watch our latest episodes every Thursday on YouTube. Tickets and everything else visit www.yourinternetboyfriends.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Why does Denis have to admire every hot man Mark points out, but Mark won’t engage when Denis clocks a hot woman? We start with Mark attempting a pre-show glow-up… only for a leaky fake tan bottle to leave him looking like he’s been splashed with brown sauce. Then it’s straight into a heated debate about street-spotting double standards.


After that, we spiral through:


  • Electric taxis making us feel sick
  • Dragging bags across London for shows
  • Classic FM as emergency calming music
  • Hotel rooms with glass bathrooms (who is designing these and why do they hate love?)
  • Awkward toilet logistics in relationships and the importance of keeping some mystery alive


Plus: a Specsavers eye test existential crisis, contact lens chaos, and the internet’s current obsessions - Punch The Monkey (the bullied orphan monkey with an IKEA plushie sidekick).

Our beautiful producer and photgrapher www.instagram.com/_declankelly


Get involved and send us an email hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com or send us a DM on Instagram or TikTok.


Watch our latest episodes every Thursday on YouTube. Tickets and everything else visit www.yourinternetboyfriends.com

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

]]> 2631 yes #56 Big Balls and The Matrix https://shows.acast.com/your-internet-boyfriends/episodes/699eff56d15b2c2a123a6f09 We open with a completely unnecessary discussion about big balls (are they a thing? who’s seeking them out? why is aroma involved?) and somehow end up in Belfast, inside a queer vintage shop, and deep in a Matrix conspiracy spiral. This week we get into: Wet-look hair trauma and Brillcream flashbacks Mark’s four-and-a-half-hour Gatwick disaster featuring a landslide and a confused German family Gym audacity and a man boldly chatting up Lisa mid-set The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert The Matrix Our beautiful producer and photgrapher www.instagram.com/_declankelly Get involved and send us an email hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com or send us a DM on Instagram or TikTok. Watch our latest episodes every Thursday on YouTube. Tickets and everything else visit www.yourinternetboyfriends.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 26 Feb 2026 06:00:00 -0000 #56 Big Balls and The Matrix full 56 HeadStuff Podcasts <p>We open with a completely unnecessary discussion about big balls (are they a thing? who’s seeking them out? why is aroma involved?) and somehow end up in Belfast, inside a queer vintage shop, and deep in a Matrix conspiracy spiral.</p><br><p>This week we get into:</p><p><br></p><ul><li>Wet-look hair trauma and Brillcream flashbacks</li><li>Mark’s four-and-a-half-hour Gatwick disaster featuring a landslide and a confused German family</li><li>Gym audacity and a man boldly chatting up Lisa mid-set</li><li>The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert</li><li>The Matrix </li></ul><p><br></p><p>Our beautiful producer and photgrapher <a href="www.instagram.com/_declankelly" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.instagram.com/_declankelly</a></p><br><p>Get involved and send us an email <a href="mailto:hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com</a> or send us a DM on <a href="https://www.instagram.com/yourinternetboyfriends.pod/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Instagram</a> or <a href="https://www.tiktok.com/@yourinternetboyfriends" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">TikTok</a>. </p><br><p>Watch our latest episodes every Thursday on <a href="https://www.youtube.com/@YourInternetBoyfriends" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">YouTube</a>. Tickets and everything else visit <a href="Https://yourinternetboyfriends.com" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.yourinternetboyfriends.com</a></p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p> We open with a completely unnecessary discussion about big balls (are they a thing? who’s seeking them out? why is aroma involved?) and somehow end up in Belfast, inside a queer vintage shop, and deep in a Matrix conspiracy spiral. This week we get into: Wet-look hair trauma and Brillcream flashbacks Mark’s four-and-a-half-hour Gatwick disaster featuring a landslide and a confused German family Gym audacity and a man boldly chatting up Lisa mid-set The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert The Matrix Our beautiful producer and photgrapher www.instagram.com/_declankelly Get involved and send us an email hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com or send us a DM on Instagram or TikTok. Watch our latest episodes every Thursday on YouTube. Tickets and everything else visit www.yourinternetboyfriends.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices We open with a completely unnecessary discussion about big balls (are they a thing? who’s seeking them out? why is aroma involved?) and somehow end up in Belfast, inside a queer vintage shop, and deep in a Matrix conspiracy spiral.


This week we get into:


  • Wet-look hair trauma and Brillcream flashbacks
  • Mark’s four-and-a-half-hour Gatwick disaster featuring a landslide and a confused German family
  • Gym audacity and a man boldly chatting up Lisa mid-set
  • The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert
  • The Matrix


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]]> 2319 yes #55 Gay Housekeeping and Becoming a Horse https://shows.acast.com/your-internet-boyfriends/episodes/698a30c6d2345f67c30ed03a This week you should probably listen on your own in a secure bunker because we spiral from medieval castle documentaries into gay housekeeping, changing room disasters, and discovering just how specific London nightlife can get. You're not ready. Mark keeps getting lost - first in a massive shop changing room situation, then in a clinic corridor while trying to manage the timing of a very important test sample. Denis revisits old-school doctor visits that felt more like going into someone’s sitting room than a medical appointment. We chat: the man rebuilding a medieval castle over 28 years sneaking out of changing rooms in socks and losing your cubicle the stress maths of clinic pee timing old GP visits vs modern medical centres terrifying pub stories that definitely may or may not be true London nightlife niches and why there is literally an event for everyone Our beautiful producer and photgrapher www.instagram.com/_declankelly Get involved and send us an email hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com or send us a DM on Instagram or TikTok. Watch our latest episodes every Thursday on YouTube. Tickets and everything else visit www.yourinternetboyfriends.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 19 Feb 2026 06:00:00 -0000 #55 Gay Housekeeping and Becoming a Horse full 55 HeadStuff Podcasts <p>This week you should probably listen on your own in a secure bunker because we spiral from medieval castle documentaries into gay housekeeping, changing room disasters, and discovering just how specific London nightlife can get. You're not ready.</p><br><p>Mark keeps getting lost - first in a massive shop changing room situation, then in a clinic corridor while trying to manage the timing of a very important test sample. Denis revisits old-school doctor visits that felt more like going into someone’s sitting room than a medical appointment.</p><br><p>We chat:</p><p><br></p><ul><li>the man rebuilding a medieval castle over 28 years</li><li>sneaking out of changing rooms in socks and losing your cubicle</li><li>the stress maths of clinic pee timing</li><li>old GP visits vs modern medical centres</li><li>terrifying pub stories that definitely may or may not be true</li><li>London nightlife niches and why there is literally an event for everyone</li></ul><p><br></p><br><p><br></p><p>Our beautiful producer and photgrapher <a href="www.instagram.com/_declankelly" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.instagram.com/_declankelly</a></p><br><p>Get involved and send us an email <a href="mailto:hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com</a> or send us a DM on <a href="https://www.instagram.com/yourinternetboyfriends.pod/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Instagram</a> or <a href="https://www.tiktok.com/@yourinternetboyfriends" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">TikTok</a>. </p><br><p>Watch our latest episodes every Thursday on <a href="https://www.youtube.com/@YourInternetBoyfriends" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">YouTube</a>. Tickets and everything else visit <a href="Https://yourinternetboyfriends.com" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.yourinternetboyfriends.com</a></p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p> This week you should probably listen on your own in a secure bunker because we spiral from medieval castle documentaries into gay housekeeping, changing room disasters, and discovering just how specific London nightlife can get. You're not ready. Mark keeps getting lost - first in a massive shop changing room situation, then in a clinic corridor while trying to manage the timing of a very important test sample. Denis revisits old-school doctor visits that felt more like going into someone’s sitting room than a medical appointment. We chat: the man rebuilding a medieval castle over 28 years sneaking out of changing rooms in socks and losing your cubicle the stress maths of clinic pee timing old GP visits vs modern medical centres terrifying pub stories that definitely may or may not be true London nightlife niches and why there is literally an event for everyone Our beautiful producer and photgrapher www.instagram.com/_declankelly Get involved and send us an email hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com or send us a DM on Instagram or TikTok. Watch our latest episodes every Thursday on YouTube. Tickets and everything else visit www.yourinternetboyfriends.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices This week you should probably listen on your own in a secure bunker because we spiral from medieval castle documentaries into gay housekeeping, changing room disasters, and discovering just how specific London nightlife can get. You're not ready.


Mark keeps getting lost - first in a massive shop changing room situation, then in a clinic corridor while trying to manage the timing of a very important test sample. Denis revisits old-school doctor visits that felt more like going into someone’s sitting room than a medical appointment.


We chat:


  • the man rebuilding a medieval castle over 28 years
  • sneaking out of changing rooms in socks and losing your cubicle
  • the stress maths of clinic pee timing
  • old GP visits vs modern medical centres
  • terrifying pub stories that definitely may or may not be true
  • London nightlife niches and why there is literally an event for everyone




Our beautiful producer and photgrapher www.instagram.com/_declankelly


Get involved and send us an email hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com or send us a DM on Instagram or TikTok.


Watch our latest episodes every Thursday on YouTube. Tickets and everything else visit www.yourinternetboyfriends.com

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]]> 2276 yes #54 Bad Bunnies and Mark's First Date... with a Woman https://shows.acast.com/your-internet-boyfriends/episodes/698a30a368c8ed48f054fa0f This week we get into red flags, Valentine’s Day pressure, Bad Bunny supremacy, and the terrifying experience of ordering a bagel in East London. Denis and Mark are fresh off a chaotic Brick Lane shopping trip involving vintage shops, tight-trouser debates, secret outfits, and accidentally flirting discounts. We chat: red flags in dating, friendships and general life Valentine’s Day pressure vs “just get a small card and relax” teenage Valentine’s spending like a newly divorced oil baron the boom-time Irish restaurant era and underage wine confidence the Brick Lane bagel shop survival guide (order fast or perish) Bad Bunny, pop culture moments and why joy still matters Our beautiful producer and photgrapher www.instagram.com/_declankelly Get involved and send us an email hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com or send us a DM on Instagram or TikTok. Watch our latest episodes every Thursday on YouTube. Tickets and everything else visit www.yourinternetboyfriends.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 12 Feb 2026 06:00:00 -0000 #54 Bad Bunnies and Mark's First Date... with a Woman full 54 HeadStuff Podcasts <p>This week we get into red flags, Valentine’s Day pressure, Bad Bunny supremacy, and the terrifying experience of ordering a bagel in East London.</p><p>Denis and Mark are fresh off a chaotic Brick Lane shopping trip involving vintage shops, tight-trouser debates, secret outfits, and accidentally flirting discounts.</p><br><p>We chat:</p><p><br></p><ul><li>red flags in dating, friendships and general life</li><li>Valentine’s Day pressure vs “just get a small card and relax”</li><li>teenage Valentine’s spending like a newly divorced oil baron</li><li>the boom-time Irish restaurant era and underage wine confidence</li><li>the Brick Lane bagel shop survival guide (order fast or perish)</li><li>Bad Bunny, pop culture moments and why joy still matters</li></ul><p>Our beautiful producer and photgrapher <a href="www.instagram.com/_declankelly" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.instagram.com/_declankelly</a></p><br><p>Get involved and send us an email <a href="mailto:hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com</a> or send us a DM on <a href="https://www.instagram.com/yourinternetboyfriends.pod/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Instagram</a> or <a href="https://www.tiktok.com/@yourinternetboyfriends" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">TikTok</a>. </p><br><p>Watch our latest episodes every Thursday on <a href="https://www.youtube.com/@YourInternetBoyfriends" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">YouTube</a>. Tickets and everything else visit <a href="Https://yourinternetboyfriends.com" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.yourinternetboyfriends.com</a></p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p> This week we get into red flags, Valentine’s Day pressure, Bad Bunny supremacy, and the terrifying experience of ordering a bagel in East London. Denis and Mark are fresh off a chaotic Brick Lane shopping trip involving vintage shops, tight-trouser debates, secret outfits, and accidentally flirting discounts. We chat: red flags in dating, friendships and general life Valentine’s Day pressure vs “just get a small card and relax” teenage Valentine’s spending like a newly divorced oil baron the boom-time Irish restaurant era and underage wine confidence the Brick Lane bagel shop survival guide (order fast or perish) Bad Bunny, pop culture moments and why joy still matters Our beautiful producer and photgrapher www.instagram.com/_declankelly Get involved and send us an email hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com or send us a DM on Instagram or TikTok. Watch our latest episodes every Thursday on YouTube. Tickets and everything else visit www.yourinternetboyfriends.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices This week we get into red flags, Valentine’s Day pressure, Bad Bunny supremacy, and the terrifying experience of ordering a bagel in East London.

Denis and Mark are fresh off a chaotic Brick Lane shopping trip involving vintage shops, tight-trouser debates, secret outfits, and accidentally flirting discounts.


We chat:


  • red flags in dating, friendships and general life
  • Valentine’s Day pressure vs “just get a small card and relax”
  • teenage Valentine’s spending like a newly divorced oil baron
  • the boom-time Irish restaurant era and underage wine confidence
  • the Brick Lane bagel shop survival guide (order fast or perish)
  • Bad Bunny, pop culture moments and why joy still matters

Our beautiful producer and photgrapher www.instagram.com/_declankelly


Get involved and send us an email hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com or send us a DM on Instagram or TikTok.


Watch our latest episodes every Thursday on YouTube. Tickets and everything else visit www.yourinternetboyfriends.com

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]]> 2857 yes #53 An Irish Stag Party and Men Paying to be Stepped On https://shows.acast.com/your-internet-boyfriends/episodes/6983a5ada678f65f01bdca21 Denis is back from a stag in Killarney after drinking like a Victorian dock worker and accidentally lied about a betting win that led to 12 men celebrating money that did not exist. Mark hosted his school friends in London with military-level scheduling, theatre trips, drag shows and emotional moments watching dads with one night of freedom rediscover nightlife. We chat: – stag weekends vs hens weekends and why hens travel in packs of 50 – airport pints at 6am and pretending that’s normal behaviour – scratch cards, secret shoppers and fake French accents – being spotted by podcast listeners (and making sure your friends see it) – hosting Irish friends in London and over-planning every hour – the internet discovering financial domination Our beautiful producer and photgrapher www.instagram.com/_declankelly Get involved and send us an email hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com or send us a DM on Instagram or TikTok. Watch our latest episodes every Thursday on YouTube. Tickets and everything else visit www.yourinternetboyfriends.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 05 Feb 2026 06:00:00 -0000 #53 An Irish Stag Party and Men Paying to be Stepped On full 53 HeadStuff Podcasts <p>Denis is back from a stag in Killarney after drinking like a Victorian dock worker and accidentally lied about a betting win that led to 12 men celebrating money that did not exist.</p><p>Mark hosted his school friends in London with military-level scheduling, theatre trips, drag shows and emotional moments watching dads with one night of freedom rediscover nightlife.</p><br><p>We chat:</p><br><p> – stag weekends vs hens weekends and why hens travel in packs of 50</p><p> – airport pints at 6am and pretending that’s normal behaviour</p><p> – scratch cards, secret shoppers and fake French accents</p><p> – being spotted by podcast listeners (and making sure your friends see it)</p><p> – hosting Irish friends in London and over-planning every hour</p><p> – the internet discovering financial domination</p><br><p>Our beautiful producer and photgrapher <a href="www.instagram.com/_declankelly" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.instagram.com/_declankelly</a></p><br><p>Get involved and send us an email <a href="mailto:hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com</a> or send us a DM on <a href="https://www.instagram.com/yourinternetboyfriends.pod/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Instagram</a> or <a href="https://www.tiktok.com/@yourinternetboyfriends" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">TikTok</a>. </p><br><p>Watch our latest episodes every Thursday on <a href="https://www.youtube.com/@YourInternetBoyfriends" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">YouTube</a>. Tickets and everything else visit <a href="Https://yourinternetboyfriends.com" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.yourinternetboyfriends.com</a></p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p> Denis is back from a stag in Killarney after drinking like a Victorian dock worker and accidentally lied about a betting win that led to 12 men celebrating money that did not exist. Mark hosted his school friends in London with military-level scheduling, theatre trips, drag shows and emotional moments watching dads with one night of freedom rediscover nightlife. We chat: – stag weekends vs hens weekends and why hens travel in packs of 50 – airport pints at 6am and pretending that’s normal behaviour – scratch cards, secret shoppers and fake French accents – being spotted by podcast listeners (and making sure your friends see it) – hosting Irish friends in London and over-planning every hour – the internet discovering financial domination Our beautiful producer and photgrapher www.instagram.com/_declankelly Get involved and send us an email hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com or send us a DM on Instagram or TikTok. Watch our latest episodes every Thursday on YouTube. Tickets and everything else visit www.yourinternetboyfriends.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Denis is back from a stag in Killarney after drinking like a Victorian dock worker and accidentally lied about a betting win that led to 12 men celebrating money that did not exist.

Mark hosted his school friends in London with military-level scheduling, theatre trips, drag shows and emotional moments watching dads with one night of freedom rediscover nightlife.


We chat:


– stag weekends vs hens weekends and why hens travel in packs of 50

– airport pints at 6am and pretending that’s normal behaviour

– scratch cards, secret shoppers and fake French accents

– being spotted by podcast listeners (and making sure your friends see it)

– hosting Irish friends in London and over-planning every hour

– the internet discovering financial domination


Our beautiful producer and photgrapher www.instagram.com/_declankelly


Get involved and send us an email hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com or send us a DM on Instagram or TikTok.


Watch our latest episodes every Thursday on YouTube. Tickets and everything else visit www.yourinternetboyfriends.com

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]]> 3543 yes #52 Denis Goes on a Big Gay Night Out https://shows.acast.com/your-internet-boyfriends/episodes/697a6f86d577b417ba510bc9 This week, Denis and Mark are riding a sudden wave of female listeners, sold-out live shows, and the terrifying news that Denis’ mother is flying in with the energy of 30 to 40 twinks in one bright pink coat. We chat about: the girls finding the podcast planning a very glamorous live show Denis’ first proper night surrounded by London gays pelvic tilt why Mark got zero attention and Denis absolutely did not straight men entering gay bathrooms beige outfits, beige meals, and traumatic supermarket memories reorganising your bedroom like it’s a brand-new house exploding January protein shakes The Traitors Our beautiful producer and photgrapher www.instagram.com/_declankelly Get involved and send us an email hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com or send us a DM on Instagram or TikTok. Watch our latest episodes every Thursday on YouTube. Tickets and everything else visit www.yourinternetboyfriends.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 29 Jan 2026 06:00:00 -0000 #52 Denis Goes on a Big Gay Night Out full 52 HeadStuff Podcasts <p>This week, Denis and Mark are riding a sudden wave of female listeners, sold-out live shows, and the terrifying news that <strong>Denis’ mother is flying in</strong> with the energy of 30 to 40 twinks in one bright pink coat.</p><br><p>We chat about:</p><p><br></p><ul><li>the girls finding the podcast</li><li>planning a very glamorous live show</li><li>Denis’ first proper night surrounded by London gays</li><li>pelvic tilt</li><li>why Mark got zero attention and Denis absolutely did not</li><li>straight men entering gay bathrooms</li><li>beige outfits, beige meals, and traumatic supermarket memories</li><li>reorganising your bedroom like it’s a brand-new house</li><li>exploding January protein shakes</li><li><em>The Traitors</em></li></ul><p><br></p><p>Our beautiful producer and photgrapher <a href="www.instagram.com/_declankelly" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.instagram.com/_declankelly</a></p><br><p>Get involved and send us an email <a href="mailto:hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com</a> or send us a DM on <a href="https://www.instagram.com/yourinternetboyfriends.pod/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Instagram</a> or <a href="https://www.tiktok.com/@yourinternetboyfriends" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">TikTok</a>. </p><br><p>Watch our latest episodes every Thursday on <a href="https://www.youtube.com/@YourInternetBoyfriends" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">YouTube</a>. Tickets and everything else visit <a href="Https://yourinternetboyfriends.com" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.yourinternetboyfriends.com</a></p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p> This week, Denis and Mark are riding a sudden wave of female listeners, sold-out live shows, and the terrifying news that Denis’ mother is flying in with the energy of 30 to 40 twinks in one bright pink coat. We chat about: the girls finding the podcast planning a very glamorous live show Denis’ first proper night surrounded by London gays pelvic tilt why Mark got zero attention and Denis absolutely did not straight men entering gay bathrooms beige outfits, beige meals, and traumatic supermarket memories reorganising your bedroom like it’s a brand-new house exploding January protein shakes The Traitors Our beautiful producer and photgrapher www.instagram.com/_declankelly Get involved and send us an email hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com or send us a DM on Instagram or TikTok. Watch our latest episodes every Thursday on YouTube. Tickets and everything else visit www.yourinternetboyfriends.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices This week, Denis and Mark are riding a sudden wave of female listeners, sold-out live shows, and the terrifying news that Denis’ mother is flying in with the energy of 30 to 40 twinks in one bright pink coat.


We chat about:


  • the girls finding the podcast
  • planning a very glamorous live show
  • Denis’ first proper night surrounded by London gays
  • pelvic tilt
  • why Mark got zero attention and Denis absolutely did not
  • straight men entering gay bathrooms
  • beige outfits, beige meals, and traumatic supermarket memories
  • reorganising your bedroom like it’s a brand-new house
  • exploding January protein shakes
  • The Traitors


Our beautiful producer and photgrapher www.instagram.com/_declankelly


Get involved and send us an email hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com or send us a DM on Instagram or TikTok.


Watch our latest episodes every Thursday on YouTube. Tickets and everything else visit www.yourinternetboyfriends.com

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

]]> 3479 yes #51 Heated Rivalry and Buying Tampons - w Yshee Black https://shows.acast.com/your-internet-boyfriends/episodes/697152a1ad93e7a431459728 Denis buys bread, bananas and a massive packet of Tampax while he navigates his roommate and girlfriend syncing up, but the house is spotless, everyone’s suddenly “project-based”… and an innocent hedge gets taken out. Mark has to deal with a thief in the lobby stealing everyone’s ASOS deliveries, and the only solution is getting everything delivered to the dodgy shop around the corner. And then we’re joined by Yshee Black (actress, comedian, drag superstar, part-time two-stepper) for: Jessie Buckley’s Golden Globe Heated Rivalry drag couples qne dressing rooms Yshee Black entertaining on Come Dine With Me Our beautiful producer and photgrapher www.instagram.com/_declankelly Get involved and send us an email hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com or send us a DM on Instagram or TikTok. Watch our latest episodes every Thursday on YouTube. Tickets and everything else visit www.yourinternetboyfriends.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 22 Jan 2026 06:00:00 -0000 #51 Heated Rivalry and Buying Tampons - w Yshee Black full 51 HeadStuff Podcasts <p>Denis buys bread, bananas and a massive packet of Tampax while he navigates his roommate and girlfriend syncing up, but the house is spotless, everyone’s suddenly “project-based”… and an innocent hedge gets taken out. Mark has to deal with a thief in the lobby stealing everyone’s ASOS deliveries, and the only solution is getting everything delivered to the dodgy shop around the corner.</p><br><p>And then we’re joined by Yshee Black (actress, comedian, drag superstar, part-time two-stepper) for:</p><p><br></p><ul><li>Jessie Buckley’s Golden Globe</li><li>Heated Rivalry </li><li>drag couples qne dressing rooms</li><li>Yshee Black entertaining on Come Dine With Me</li></ul><p>Our beautiful producer and photgrapher <a href="www.instagram.com/_declankelly" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.instagram.com/_declankelly</a></p><br><p>Get involved and send us an email <a href="mailto:hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com</a> or send us a DM on <a href="https://www.instagram.com/yourinternetboyfriends.pod/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Instagram</a> or <a href="https://www.tiktok.com/@yourinternetboyfriends" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">TikTok</a>. </p><br><p>Watch our latest episodes every Thursday on <a href="https://www.youtube.com/@YourInternetBoyfriends" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">YouTube</a>. Tickets and everything else visit <a href="Https://yourinternetboyfriends.com" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.yourinternetboyfriends.com</a></p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p> Denis buys bread, bananas and a massive packet of Tampax while he navigates his roommate and girlfriend syncing up, but the house is spotless, everyone’s suddenly “project-based”… and an innocent hedge gets taken out. Mark has to deal with a thief in the lobby stealing everyone’s ASOS deliveries, and the only solution is getting everything delivered to the dodgy shop around the corner. And then we’re joined by Yshee Black (actress, comedian, drag superstar, part-time two-stepper) for: Jessie Buckley’s Golden Globe Heated Rivalry drag couples qne dressing rooms Yshee Black entertaining on Come Dine With Me Our beautiful producer and photgrapher www.instagram.com/_declankelly Get involved and send us an email hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com or send us a DM on Instagram or TikTok. Watch our latest episodes every Thursday on YouTube. Tickets and everything else visit www.yourinternetboyfriends.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Denis buys bread, bananas and a massive packet of Tampax while he navigates his roommate and girlfriend syncing up, but the house is spotless, everyone’s suddenly “project-based”… and an innocent hedge gets taken out. Mark has to deal with a thief in the lobby stealing everyone’s ASOS deliveries, and the only solution is getting everything delivered to the dodgy shop around the corner.


And then we’re joined by Yshee Black (actress, comedian, drag superstar, part-time two-stepper) for:


  • Jessie Buckley’s Golden Globe
  • Heated Rivalry
  • drag couples qne dressing rooms
  • Yshee Black entertaining on Come Dine With Me

Our beautiful producer and photgrapher www.instagram.com/_declankelly


Get involved and send us an email hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com or send us a DM on Instagram or TikTok.


Watch our latest episodes every Thursday on YouTube. Tickets and everything else visit www.yourinternetboyfriends.com

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]]> 3108 yes #50 Spanking Timothée Chalamet and a Dublin House Party https://shows.acast.com/your-internet-boyfriends/episodes/6967d407a3b74ba76bc2d76d Mark is back from a Dublin house party incident that could genuinely land him in RSVP involving a global superstar, their partner, and Mark being a bit too flirty to the wrong person in the kitchen. We chat: butter in the cupboard ramekins M&S “Picky Bits” and developing a full London brain brie belly and clogged gutters eating 100 mussels so your girlfriend doesn’t cry The Ivy: not as bougie as you think Timothée Chalamet allegedly getting spanked with a ping-pong paddle and why TV nudity discourse is always a lie Our beautiful producer and photgrapher www.instagram.com/_declankelly Get involved and send us an email hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com or send us a DM on Instagram or TikTok. Watch our latest episodes every Thursday on YouTube. Tickets and everything else visit www.yourinternetboyfriends.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 15 Jan 2026 06:00:00 -0000 #50 Spanking Timothée Chalamet and a Dublin House Party full 50 HeadStuff Podcasts <p>Mark is back from a Dublin house party incident that could genuinely land him in RSVP involving a global superstar, their partner, and Mark being a bit too flirty to the wrong person in the kitchen.</p><br><p>We chat:</p><p><br></p><ul><li>butter in the cupboard</li><li>ramekins</li><li>M&amp;S “Picky Bits” and developing a full London brain</li><li>brie belly and clogged gutters</li><li>eating <strong>100 mussels</strong> so your girlfriend doesn’t cry</li><li>The Ivy: not as bougie as you think </li><li>Timothée Chalamet allegedly getting spanked with a ping-pong paddle</li><li>and why TV nudity discourse is always a lie</li></ul><p>Our beautiful producer and photgrapher <a href="www.instagram.com/_declankelly" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.instagram.com/_declankelly</a></p><br><p>Get involved and send us an email <a href="mailto:hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com</a> or send us a DM on <a href="https://www.instagram.com/yourinternetboyfriends.pod/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Instagram</a> or <a href="https://www.tiktok.com/@yourinternetboyfriends" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">TikTok</a>. </p><br><p>Watch our latest episodes every Thursday on <a href="https://www.youtube.com/@YourInternetBoyfriends" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">YouTube</a>. Tickets and everything else visit <a href="Https://yourinternetboyfriends.com" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.yourinternetboyfriends.com</a></p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p> Mark is back from a Dublin house party incident that could genuinely land him in RSVP involving a global superstar, their partner, and Mark being a bit too flirty to the wrong person in the kitchen. We chat: butter in the cupboard ramekins M&S “Picky Bits” and developing a full London brain brie belly and clogged gutters eating 100 mussels so your girlfriend doesn’t cry The Ivy: not as bougie as you think Timothée Chalamet allegedly getting spanked with a ping-pong paddle and why TV nudity discourse is always a lie Our beautiful producer and photgrapher www.instagram.com/_declankelly Get involved and send us an email hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com or send us a DM on Instagram or TikTok. Watch our latest episodes every Thursday on YouTube. Tickets and everything else visit www.yourinternetboyfriends.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Mark is back from a Dublin house party incident that could genuinely land him in RSVP involving a global superstar, their partner, and Mark being a bit too flirty to the wrong person in the kitchen.


We chat:


  • butter in the cupboard
  • ramekins
  • M&S “Picky Bits” and developing a full London brain
  • brie belly and clogged gutters
  • eating 100 mussels so your girlfriend doesn’t cry
  • The Ivy: not as bougie as you think
  • Timothée Chalamet allegedly getting spanked with a ping-pong paddle
  • and why TV nudity discourse is always a lie

Our beautiful producer and photgrapher www.instagram.com/_declankelly


Get involved and send us an email hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com or send us a DM on Instagram or TikTok.


Watch our latest episodes every Thursday on YouTube. Tickets and everything else visit www.yourinternetboyfriends.com

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]]> 3450 yes #49 Bottomless Brunch and Holidays for Gays https://shows.acast.com/your-internet-boyfriends/episodes/69419742cc3f4b4c73a6bb94 Denis is heading to a bottomless brunch with 15 women, full Prosecco confidence, and a guaranteed emotional breakdown by 9pm. Mark is worrying about his eyes, remembering the red-nose event, and explaining why January means overdrafts, tax returns and mild despair. We yap about: Nolag na mBan / Women’s Christmas strange Irish New Year traditions why Mark screenshots a plumber by accident de-gaying on holiday Barcelona plans, New York hopes & Petra dreams and Catherine Connolly lighting the big tree in the Áras Light, cosy Irish/queer street chat for dark January mornings. Our beautiful producer and photgrapher www.instagram.com/_declankelly Get involved and send us an email hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com or send us a DM on Instagram or TikTok. Watch our latest episodes every Thursday on YouTube. Tickets and everything else visit www.yourinternetboyfriends.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 08 Jan 2026 06:00:00 -0000 #49 Bottomless Brunch and Holidays for Gays full 49 HeadStuff Podcasts <p>Denis is heading to a bottomless brunch with 15 women, full Prosecco confidence, and a guaranteed emotional breakdown by 9pm. Mark is worrying about his eyes, remembering the red-nose event, and explaining why January means overdrafts, tax returns and mild despair.</p><br><p>We yap about:</p><p><br></p><ul><li>Nolag na mBan / Women’s Christmas</li><li>strange Irish New Year traditions</li><li>why Mark screenshots a plumber by accident</li><li>de-gaying on holiday</li><li>Barcelona plans, New York hopes &amp; Petra dreams</li><li>and Catherine Connolly lighting the big tree in the Áras</li></ul><p><br></p><p>Light, cosy Irish/queer street chat for dark January mornings.</p><p>Our beautiful producer and photgrapher <a href="www.instagram.com/_declankelly" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.instagram.com/_declankelly</a></p><br><p>Get involved and send us an email <a href="mailto:hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com</a> or send us a DM on <a href="https://www.instagram.com/yourinternetboyfriends.pod/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Instagram</a> or <a href="https://www.tiktok.com/@yourinternetboyfriends" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">TikTok</a>. </p><br><p>Watch our latest episodes every Thursday on <a href="https://www.youtube.com/@YourInternetBoyfriends" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">YouTube</a>. Tickets and everything else visit <a href="Https://yourinternetboyfriends.com" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.yourinternetboyfriends.com</a></p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p> Denis is heading to a bottomless brunch with 15 women, full Prosecco confidence, and a guaranteed emotional breakdown by 9pm. Mark is worrying about his eyes, remembering the red-nose event, and explaining why January means overdrafts, tax returns and mild despair. We yap about: Nolag na mBan / Women’s Christmas strange Irish New Year traditions why Mark screenshots a plumber by accident de-gaying on holiday Barcelona plans, New York hopes & Petra dreams and Catherine Connolly lighting the big tree in the Áras Light, cosy Irish/queer street chat for dark January mornings. Our beautiful producer and photgrapher www.instagram.com/_declankelly Get involved and send us an email hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com or send us a DM on Instagram or TikTok. Watch our latest episodes every Thursday on YouTube. Tickets and everything else visit www.yourinternetboyfriends.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Denis is heading to a bottomless brunch with 15 women, full Prosecco confidence, and a guaranteed emotional breakdown by 9pm. Mark is worrying about his eyes, remembering the red-nose event, and explaining why January means overdrafts, tax returns and mild despair.


We yap about:


  • Nolag na mBan / Women’s Christmas
  • strange Irish New Year traditions
  • why Mark screenshots a plumber by accident
  • de-gaying on holiday
  • Barcelona plans, New York hopes & Petra dreams
  • and Catherine Connolly lighting the big tree in the Áras


Light, cosy Irish/queer street chat for dark January mornings.

Our beautiful producer and photgrapher www.instagram.com/_declankelly


Get involved and send us an email hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com or send us a DM on Instagram or TikTok.


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]]> 2506 yes #48 Auld Lang Syne and Flirting with Couples https://shows.acast.com/your-internet-boyfriends/episodes/6941972558c537ceb68454dd Denis and Mark T. Cox ring in the year by discussing Denis’ lifelong hatred of Auld Lang Syne and why it makes him feel weirdly emotional. We also kick off the new year by discussing: New Year’s in smoky Irish pubs, Nash’s red lemonade and the Labrador under the bar Mark’s pub days in Fanny O’Dee’s - from kitchen porter to behind the bar The glamorous older woman who flirted with everyone and gave Mark a very confusing New Year’s kiss Moneyed small-town couples, holiday “arrangements” and that jaw-dropping Dubai restaurant story Millennium memories, Y2K panic and Mark’s first sip of wine at 10 Perfect for a New Year’s Day slump: stick us on in bed, on a walk, or while avoiding your resolutions Our beautiful producer and photgrapher www.instagram.com/_declankelly Get involved and send us an email hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com or send us a DM on Instagram or TikTok. Watch our latest episodes every Thursday on YouTube. Tickets and everything else visit www.yourinternetboyfriends.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 01 Jan 2026 06:00:00 -0000 #48 Auld Lang Syne and Flirting with Couples full 48 HeadStuff Podcasts <p>Denis and Mark T. Cox ring in the year by discussing Denis’ lifelong hatred of Auld Lang Syne and why it makes him feel weirdly emotional.</p><br><p>We also kick off the new year by discussing:</p><p><br></p><ul><li>New Year’s in smoky Irish pubs, Nash’s red lemonade and the Labrador under the bar</li><li>Mark’s pub days in Fanny O’Dee’s - from kitchen porter to behind the bar</li><li>The glamorous older woman who flirted with everyone and gave Mark a very confusing New Year’s kiss</li><li>Moneyed small-town couples, holiday “arrangements” and that jaw-dropping Dubai restaurant story</li><li>Millennium memories, Y2K panic and Mark’s first sip of wine at 10</li></ul><p><br></p><p>Perfect for a New Year’s Day slump: stick us on in bed, on a walk, or while avoiding your resolutions</p><p>Our beautiful producer and photgrapher <a href="www.instagram.com/_declankelly" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.instagram.com/_declankelly</a></p><br><p>Get involved and send us an email <a href="mailto:hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com</a> or send us a DM on <a href="https://www.instagram.com/yourinternetboyfriends.pod/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Instagram</a> or <a href="https://www.tiktok.com/@yourinternetboyfriends" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">TikTok</a>. </p><br><p>Watch our latest episodes every Thursday on <a href="https://www.youtube.com/@YourInternetBoyfriends" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">YouTube</a>. Tickets and everything else visit <a href="Https://yourinternetboyfriends.com" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.yourinternetboyfriends.com</a></p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p> Denis and Mark T. Cox ring in the year by discussing Denis’ lifelong hatred of Auld Lang Syne and why it makes him feel weirdly emotional. We also kick off the new year by discussing: New Year’s in smoky Irish pubs, Nash’s red lemonade and the Labrador under the bar Mark’s pub days in Fanny O’Dee’s - from kitchen porter to behind the bar The glamorous older woman who flirted with everyone and gave Mark a very confusing New Year’s kiss Moneyed small-town couples, holiday “arrangements” and that jaw-dropping Dubai restaurant story Millennium memories, Y2K panic and Mark’s first sip of wine at 10 Perfect for a New Year’s Day slump: stick us on in bed, on a walk, or while avoiding your resolutions Our beautiful producer and photgrapher www.instagram.com/_declankelly Get involved and send us an email hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com or send us a DM on Instagram or TikTok. Watch our latest episodes every Thursday on YouTube. Tickets and everything else visit www.yourinternetboyfriends.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Denis and Mark T. Cox ring in the year by discussing Denis’ lifelong hatred of Auld Lang Syne and why it makes him feel weirdly emotional.


We also kick off the new year by discussing:


  • New Year’s in smoky Irish pubs, Nash’s red lemonade and the Labrador under the bar
  • Mark’s pub days in Fanny O’Dee’s - from kitchen porter to behind the bar
  • The glamorous older woman who flirted with everyone and gave Mark a very confusing New Year’s kiss
  • Moneyed small-town couples, holiday “arrangements” and that jaw-dropping Dubai restaurant story
  • Millennium memories, Y2K panic and Mark’s first sip of wine at 10


Perfect for a New Year’s Day slump: stick us on in bed, on a walk, or while avoiding your resolutions

Our beautiful producer and photgrapher www.instagram.com/_declankelly


Get involved and send us an email hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com or send us a DM on Instagram or TikTok.


Watch our latest episodes every Thursday on YouTube. Tickets and everything else visit www.yourinternetboyfriends.com

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Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

]]> 1647 yes #47 Christmas Day with the Boys https://shows.acast.com/your-internet-boyfriends/episodes/694196f3891c3619dc88f4c6 It’s Christmas Day and you’re spending it with your Internet Boyfriends. Denis and Mark T. Cox are wrapped up warm, talking all things festive and familiar: Mark’s childhood church organist era: choir politics, Oh Holy Night showdowns, live animal cribs & midnight mass timing panic Denis’ burnt-turkey Christmases: his mam’s car mishaps, unexpected dinner guests, and the world’s most uncomfortable holiday meal Santy snacks (Guinness, obviously), Roses vs Quality Street, After Eight etiquette and the great “barrels are strawberry” lie Board game battles, neighbour traditions, the “hamper economy” of the 90s, and why Christmas morning as a kid was pure magic Pop us in your ears while you’re hiding from the family, going for a walk, or pretending to “help” in the kitchen. Follow the show for new episodes every week. Tickets, live shows & everything else: yourinternetboyfriends.com Our beautiful producer and photgrapher www.instagram.com/_declankelly Get involved and send us an email hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com or send us a DM on Instagram or TikTok. Watch our latest episodes every Thursday on YouTube. Tickets and everything else visit www.yourinternetboyfriends.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 25 Dec 2025 06:00:00 -0000 #47 Christmas Day with the Boys full 47 HeadStuff Podcasts <p>It’s Christmas Day and you’re spending it with your Internet Boyfriends.</p><br><p>Denis and Mark T. Cox are wrapped up warm, talking all things festive and familiar:</p><p><br></p><ul><li>Mark’s childhood church organist era: choir politics, Oh Holy Night showdowns, live animal cribs &amp; midnight mass timing panic</li><li>Denis’ burnt-turkey Christmases: his mam’s car mishaps, unexpected dinner guests, and the world’s most uncomfortable holiday meal</li><li>Santy snacks (Guinness, obviously), Roses vs Quality Street, After Eight etiquette and the great “barrels are strawberry” lie</li><li>Board game battles, neighbour traditions, the “hamper economy” of the 90s, and why Christmas morning as a kid was pure magic</li></ul><p><br></p><p>Pop us in your ears while you’re hiding from the family, going for a walk, or pretending to “help” in the kitchen.</p><br><p>Follow the show for new episodes every week.</p><p>Tickets, live shows &amp; everything else: yourinternetboyfriends.com</p><p>Our beautiful producer and photgrapher <a href="www.instagram.com/_declankelly" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.instagram.com/_declankelly</a></p><br><p>Get involved and send us an email <a href="mailto:hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com</a> or send us a DM on <a href="https://www.instagram.com/yourinternetboyfriends.pod/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Instagram</a> or <a href="https://www.tiktok.com/@yourinternetboyfriends" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">TikTok</a>. </p><br><p>Watch our latest episodes every Thursday on <a href="https://www.youtube.com/@YourInternetBoyfriends" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">YouTube</a>. Tickets and everything else visit <a href="Https://yourinternetboyfriends.com" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.yourinternetboyfriends.com</a></p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p> It’s Christmas Day and you’re spending it with your Internet Boyfriends. Denis and Mark T. Cox are wrapped up warm, talking all things festive and familiar: Mark’s childhood church organist era: choir politics, Oh Holy Night showdowns, live animal cribs & midnight mass timing panic Denis’ burnt-turkey Christmases: his mam’s car mishaps, unexpected dinner guests, and the world’s most uncomfortable holiday meal Santy snacks (Guinness, obviously), Roses vs Quality Street, After Eight etiquette and the great “barrels are strawberry” lie Board game battles, neighbour traditions, the “hamper economy” of the 90s, and why Christmas morning as a kid was pure magic Pop us in your ears while you’re hiding from the family, going for a walk, or pretending to “help” in the kitchen. Follow the show for new episodes every week. Tickets, live shows & everything else: yourinternetboyfriends.com Our beautiful producer and photgrapher www.instagram.com/_declankelly Get involved and send us an email hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com or send us a DM on Instagram or TikTok. Watch our latest episodes every Thursday on YouTube. Tickets and everything else visit www.yourinternetboyfriends.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices It’s Christmas Day and you’re spending it with your Internet Boyfriends.


Denis and Mark T. Cox are wrapped up warm, talking all things festive and familiar:


  • Mark’s childhood church organist era: choir politics, Oh Holy Night showdowns, live animal cribs & midnight mass timing panic
  • Denis’ burnt-turkey Christmases: his mam’s car mishaps, unexpected dinner guests, and the world’s most uncomfortable holiday meal
  • Santy snacks (Guinness, obviously), Roses vs Quality Street, After Eight etiquette and the great “barrels are strawberry” lie
  • Board game battles, neighbour traditions, the “hamper economy” of the 90s, and why Christmas morning as a kid was pure magic


Pop us in your ears while you’re hiding from the family, going for a walk, or pretending to “help” in the kitchen.


Follow the show for new episodes every week.

Tickets, live shows & everything else: yourinternetboyfriends.com

Our beautiful producer and photgrapher www.instagram.com/_declankelly


Get involved and send us an email hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com or send us a DM on Instagram or TikTok.


Watch our latest episodes every Thursday on YouTube. Tickets and everything else visit www.yourinternetboyfriends.com

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Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

]]> 2017 yes #46 Hot Tub Regrets & The Hottest Vicar in England https://shows.acast.com/your-internet-boyfriends/episodes/694196c47e21d19ff2316b45 This week, Mark and Denis talk about a glamorous vicar who’s apparently filling pews wherever she goes. Botox is discussed. Bubbles are blown. Parishioners are distracted. Mark revisits his former life as a church organist, explaining why it’s basically jazz improvisation with wing mirrors, unpredictable priests, and choirs who might pass out if you speed things up. Denis goes undercover and attends a Protestant christening and reports back on hymns, crowd participation, and why Catholics absolutely refuse to sing together. We also get into: hybrid rock stars the queer obsession with bouldering, roller derby, and niche sports Mark’s Margate gig, feral queer towns, and sober decision-making a gang of twinks and an Airbnb hot tub the 1,000 pound dog lost teeth, emergency dentists, and why Mark’s shows cost his friends a fortune mince pies reviewed live (stars deducted), After Eights slander, and festive fatigue Weekly queer straight comedy, Irish nostalgia, and two men trying to make sensible choices while surrounded by glitter, hymns, and hot tubs. Our beautiful producer and photgrapher www.instagram.com/_declankelly Get involved and send us an email hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com or send us a DM on Instagram or TikTok. Watch our latest episodes every Thursday on YouTube. Tickets and everything else visit www.yourinternetboyfriends.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 18 Dec 2025 06:00:00 -0000 #46 Hot Tub Regrets & The Hottest Vicar in England full 46 HeadStuff Podcasts <p>This week, Mark and Denis talk about a glamorous vicar who’s apparently filling pews wherever she goes. Botox is discussed. Bubbles are blown. Parishioners are distracted.</p><br><p>Mark revisits his former life as a church organist, explaining why it’s basically jazz improvisation with wing mirrors, unpredictable priests, and choirs who might pass out if you speed things up. Denis goes undercover and attends a Protestant christening and reports back on hymns, crowd participation, and why Catholics absolutely refuse to sing together.</p><br><p>We also get into:</p><p><br></p><ul><li>hybrid rock stars</li><li>the queer obsession with bouldering, roller derby, and niche sports</li><li>Mark’s Margate gig, feral queer towns, and sober decision-making</li><li>a gang of twinks and an Airbnb hot tub</li><li>the 1,000 pound dog</li><li>lost teeth, emergency dentists, and why Mark’s shows cost his friends a fortune</li><li>mince pies reviewed live (stars deducted), After Eights slander, and festive fatigue</li></ul><p><br></p><p>Weekly queer straight comedy, Irish nostalgia, and two men trying to make sensible choices while surrounded by glitter, hymns, and hot tubs.</p><p>Our beautiful producer and photgrapher <a href="www.instagram.com/_declankelly" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.instagram.com/_declankelly</a></p><br><p>Get involved and send us an email <a href="mailto:hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com</a> or send us a DM on <a href="https://www.instagram.com/yourinternetboyfriends.pod/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Instagram</a> or <a href="https://www.tiktok.com/@yourinternetboyfriends" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">TikTok</a>. </p><br><p>Watch our latest episodes every Thursday on <a href="https://www.youtube.com/@YourInternetBoyfriends" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">YouTube</a>. Tickets and everything else visit <a href="Https://yourinternetboyfriends.com" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.yourinternetboyfriends.com</a></p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p> This week, Mark and Denis talk about a glamorous vicar who’s apparently filling pews wherever she goes. Botox is discussed. Bubbles are blown. Parishioners are distracted. Mark revisits his former life as a church organist, explaining why it’s basically jazz improvisation with wing mirrors, unpredictable priests, and choirs who might pass out if you speed things up. Denis goes undercover and attends a Protestant christening and reports back on hymns, crowd participation, and why Catholics absolutely refuse to sing together. We also get into: hybrid rock stars the queer obsession with bouldering, roller derby, and niche sports Mark’s Margate gig, feral queer towns, and sober decision-making a gang of twinks and an Airbnb hot tub the 1,000 pound dog lost teeth, emergency dentists, and why Mark’s shows cost his friends a fortune mince pies reviewed live (stars deducted), After Eights slander, and festive fatigue Weekly queer straight comedy, Irish nostalgia, and two men trying to make sensible choices while surrounded by glitter, hymns, and hot tubs. Our beautiful producer and photgrapher www.instagram.com/_declankelly Get involved and send us an email hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com or send us a DM on Instagram or TikTok. Watch our latest episodes every Thursday on YouTube. Tickets and everything else visit www.yourinternetboyfriends.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices This week, Mark and Denis talk about a glamorous vicar who’s apparently filling pews wherever she goes. Botox is discussed. Bubbles are blown. Parishioners are distracted.


Mark revisits his former life as a church organist, explaining why it’s basically jazz improvisation with wing mirrors, unpredictable priests, and choirs who might pass out if you speed things up. Denis goes undercover and attends a Protestant christening and reports back on hymns, crowd participation, and why Catholics absolutely refuse to sing together.


We also get into:


  • hybrid rock stars
  • the queer obsession with bouldering, roller derby, and niche sports
  • Mark’s Margate gig, feral queer towns, and sober decision-making
  • a gang of twinks and an Airbnb hot tub
  • the 1,000 pound dog
  • lost teeth, emergency dentists, and why Mark’s shows cost his friends a fortune
  • mince pies reviewed live (stars deducted), After Eights slander, and festive fatigue


Weekly queer straight comedy, Irish nostalgia, and two men trying to make sensible choices while surrounded by glitter, hymns, and hot tubs.

Our beautiful producer and photgrapher www.instagram.com/_declankelly


Get involved and send us an email hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com or send us a DM on Instagram or TikTok.


Watch our latest episodes every Thursday on YouTube. Tickets and everything else visit www.yourinternetboyfriends.com

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

]]> 3252 yes #45 Irish Family Meltdowns and Gay Cruises - w Joe Sutherland https://shows.acast.com/your-internet-boyfriends/episodes/693999a9a9d003889cfa75dd This week, Denis and Mark are joined by comedian and superstar-at-sea Joe Sutherland - fresh off a 12-day Atlantis cruise in Southeast Asia. We’re talking: Jobs on the dancefloor and “vanilla” gay cruises compared to hardcore swingers ships Mattress-filled venues in international waters (“open water, baby… no rules!”) Men in harnesses and kilts giving Patti LuPone a standing ovation Denis’ Irish family chaos, castle vs “cass-ul” accents & being ignored at the dinner table Mark’s red nose saga and his Specsavers meltdown 90s interiors, Mary Sponge, green velvet chairs and bead curtains that trap your roast dinner Plus: Irish mammy guilt about Christmas, small English children with Irish parents, and whether success really counts if you haven’t been on The Late Late Show. New episodes every week – follow, rate and share with your queer little cruise ship of friends 💕 Our beautiful producer and photgrapher www.instagram.com/_declankelly Get involved and send us an email hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com or send us a DM on Instagram or TikTok. Watch our latest episodes every Thursday on YouTube. Tickets and everything else visit www.yourinternetboyfriends.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 11 Dec 2025 06:00:00 -0000 #45 Irish Family Meltdowns and Gay Cruises - w Joe Sutherland full 45 HeadStuff Podcasts <p>This week, Denis and Mark are joined by comedian and superstar-at-sea <strong>Joe Sutherland</strong> - fresh off a 12-day Atlantis cruise in Southeast Asia.</p><br><p>We’re talking:</p><p><br></p><ul><li>Jobs on the dancefloor and “vanilla” gay cruises compared to hardcore swingers ships </li><li>Mattress-filled venues in international waters (“open water, baby… no rules!”)</li><li>Men in harnesses and kilts giving Patti LuPone a standing ovation</li><li>Denis’ Irish family chaos, castle vs “cass-ul” accents &amp; being ignored at the dinner table</li><li>Mark’s red nose saga and his Specsavers meltdown</li><li>90s interiors, Mary Sponge, green velvet chairs and bead curtains that trap your roast dinner</li></ul><p><br></p><p>Plus: Irish mammy guilt about Christmas, small English children with Irish parents, and whether success really counts if you haven’t been on The Late Late Show.</p><br><p>New episodes every week – follow, rate and share with your queer little cruise ship of friends 💕</p><p>Our beautiful producer and photgrapher <a href="www.instagram.com/_declankelly" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.instagram.com/_declankelly</a></p><br><p>Get involved and send us an email <a href="mailto:hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com</a> or send us a DM on <a href="https://www.instagram.com/yourinternetboyfriends.pod/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Instagram</a> or <a href="https://www.tiktok.com/@yourinternetboyfriends" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">TikTok</a>. </p><br><p>Watch our latest episodes every Thursday on <a href="https://www.youtube.com/@YourInternetBoyfriends" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">YouTube</a>. Tickets and everything else visit <a href="Https://yourinternetboyfriends.com" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.yourinternetboyfriends.com</a></p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p> This week, Denis and Mark are joined by comedian and superstar-at-sea Joe Sutherland - fresh off a 12-day Atlantis cruise in Southeast Asia. We’re talking: Jobs on the dancefloor and “vanilla” gay cruises compared to hardcore swingers ships Mattress-filled venues in international waters (“open water, baby… no rules!”) Men in harnesses and kilts giving Patti LuPone a standing ovation Denis’ Irish family chaos, castle vs “cass-ul” accents & being ignored at the dinner table Mark’s red nose saga and his Specsavers meltdown 90s interiors, Mary Sponge, green velvet chairs and bead curtains that trap your roast dinner Plus: Irish mammy guilt about Christmas, small English children with Irish parents, and whether success really counts if you haven’t been on The Late Late Show. New episodes every week – follow, rate and share with your queer little cruise ship of friends 💕 Our beautiful producer and photgrapher www.instagram.com/_declankelly Get involved and send us an email hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com or send us a DM on Instagram or TikTok. Watch our latest episodes every Thursday on YouTube. Tickets and everything else visit www.yourinternetboyfriends.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices This week, Denis and Mark are joined by comedian and superstar-at-sea Joe Sutherland - fresh off a 12-day Atlantis cruise in Southeast Asia.


We’re talking:


  • Jobs on the dancefloor and “vanilla” gay cruises compared to hardcore swingers ships
  • Mattress-filled venues in international waters (“open water, baby… no rules!”)
  • Men in harnesses and kilts giving Patti LuPone a standing ovation
  • Denis’ Irish family chaos, castle vs “cass-ul” accents & being ignored at the dinner table
  • Mark’s red nose saga and his Specsavers meltdown
  • 90s interiors, Mary Sponge, green velvet chairs and bead curtains that trap your roast dinner


Plus: Irish mammy guilt about Christmas, small English children with Irish parents, and whether success really counts if you haven’t been on The Late Late Show.


New episodes every week – follow, rate and share with your queer little cruise ship of friends 💕

Our beautiful producer and photgrapher www.instagram.com/_declankelly


Get involved and send us an email hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com or send us a DM on Instagram or TikTok.


Watch our latest episodes every Thursday on YouTube. Tickets and everything else visit www.yourinternetboyfriends.com

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

]]> 3527 yes #44 Reversing in Nightclubs and World Aids Day https://shows.acast.com/your-internet-boyfriends/episodes/6930bbbee99db1e5cce2e2c8 This week, Denis and Mark kick things off with a very serious investigation into the gutters (yes, those ones), the anatomy of thirst traps, and why Mark is suddenly wearing a very small Manchester United jersey. Then it’s on to festive drama: Denis’ roommate brings home a real Christmas tree that looks like “two feet tall and four feet wide,” sparking a full discussion on fat trees, skinny spikes, counter-top decorating and the long-running Christmas tree wars in Ennis. Elsewhere, Mark battles through a rainy Monday tour with one loudly problematic tourist who insists on calling him British, while his silent wife and mortified daughter form a Greek chorus of despair. Denis argues for a legally sanctioned “one day a year” where you’re allowed to tell someone to feck off without consequences. And then: Denis accidentally gets himself into a gay flirtation on the street a woman in front responds by turning it into a competitive runway the world’s most stressful restaurant bathroom key system the moment Mark explains the subtle technique known as “reversing into someone” in a gay bar Weekly queer/straight comedy, Irish nostalgia and two men trying to understand flirting, football jerseys and festive decor all at once. Hit Follow — your Internet Boyfriends are backing in gently. Our beautiful producer and photgrapher www.instagram.com/_declankelly Get involved and send us an email hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com or send us a DM on Instagram or TikTok. Watch our latest episodes every Thursday on YouTube. Tickets and everything else visit www.yourinternetboyfriends.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 04 Dec 2025 06:00:00 -0000 #44 Reversing in Nightclubs and World Aids Day full 44 HeadStuff Podcasts <p>This week, Denis and Mark kick things off with a very serious investigation into <em>the gutters</em> (yes, those ones), the anatomy of thirst traps, and why Mark is suddenly wearing a <strong>very small Manchester United jersey</strong>. </p><br><p>Then it’s on to festive drama: Denis’ roommate brings home a real Christmas tree that looks like “two feet tall and four feet wide,” sparking a full discussion on fat trees, skinny spikes, counter-top decorating and the long-running Christmas tree wars in Ennis. </p><br><p>Elsewhere, Mark battles through a rainy Monday tour with one loudly problematic tourist who insists on calling him British, while his silent wife and mortified daughter form a Greek chorus of despair. Denis argues for a legally sanctioned “one day a year” where you’re allowed to tell someone to feck off without consequences.</p><br><p>And then:</p><br><p>Denis accidentally gets himself into a gay flirtation on the street</p><p>a woman in front responds by turning it into a competitive runway</p><p>the world’s most stressful restaurant bathroom key system</p><p>the moment Mark explains the subtle technique known as “reversing into someone” in a gay bar</p><br><p>Weekly queer/straight comedy, Irish nostalgia and two men trying to understand flirting, football jerseys and festive decor all at once.</p><br><p><strong>Hit Follow — your Internet Boyfriends are backing in gently.</strong></p><p>Our beautiful producer and photgrapher <a href="www.instagram.com/_declankelly" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.instagram.com/_declankelly</a></p><br><p>Get involved and send us an email <a href="mailto:hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com</a> or send us a DM on <a href="https://www.instagram.com/yourinternetboyfriends.pod/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Instagram</a> or <a href="https://www.tiktok.com/@yourinternetboyfriends" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">TikTok</a>. </p><br><p>Watch our latest episodes every Thursday on <a href="https://www.youtube.com/@YourInternetBoyfriends" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">YouTube</a>. Tickets and everything else visit <a href="Https://yourinternetboyfriends.com" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.yourinternetboyfriends.com</a></p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p> This week, Denis and Mark kick things off with a very serious investigation into the gutters (yes, those ones), the anatomy of thirst traps, and why Mark is suddenly wearing a very small Manchester United jersey. Then it’s on to festive drama: Denis’ roommate brings home a real Christmas tree that looks like “two feet tall and four feet wide,” sparking a full discussion on fat trees, skinny spikes, counter-top decorating and the long-running Christmas tree wars in Ennis. Elsewhere, Mark battles through a rainy Monday tour with one loudly problematic tourist who insists on calling him British, while his silent wife and mortified daughter form a Greek chorus of despair. Denis argues for a legally sanctioned “one day a year” where you’re allowed to tell someone to feck off without consequences. And then: Denis accidentally gets himself into a gay flirtation on the street a woman in front responds by turning it into a competitive runway the world’s most stressful restaurant bathroom key system the moment Mark explains the subtle technique known as “reversing into someone” in a gay bar Weekly queer/straight comedy, Irish nostalgia and two men trying to understand flirting, football jerseys and festive decor all at once. Hit Follow — your Internet Boyfriends are backing in gently. Our beautiful producer and photgrapher www.instagram.com/_declankelly Get involved and send us an email hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com or send us a DM on Instagram or TikTok. Watch our latest episodes every Thursday on YouTube. Tickets and everything else visit www.yourinternetboyfriends.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices This week, Denis and Mark kick things off with a very serious investigation into the gutters (yes, those ones), the anatomy of thirst traps, and why Mark is suddenly wearing a very small Manchester United jersey.


Then it’s on to festive drama: Denis’ roommate brings home a real Christmas tree that looks like “two feet tall and four feet wide,” sparking a full discussion on fat trees, skinny spikes, counter-top decorating and the long-running Christmas tree wars in Ennis.


Elsewhere, Mark battles through a rainy Monday tour with one loudly problematic tourist who insists on calling him British, while his silent wife and mortified daughter form a Greek chorus of despair. Denis argues for a legally sanctioned “one day a year” where you’re allowed to tell someone to feck off without consequences.


And then:


Denis accidentally gets himself into a gay flirtation on the street

a woman in front responds by turning it into a competitive runway

the world’s most stressful restaurant bathroom key system

the moment Mark explains the subtle technique known as “reversing into someone” in a gay bar


Weekly queer/straight comedy, Irish nostalgia and two men trying to understand flirting, football jerseys and festive decor all at once.


Hit Follow — your Internet Boyfriends are backing in gently.

Our beautiful producer and photgrapher www.instagram.com/_declankelly


Get involved and send us an email hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com or send us a DM on Instagram or TikTok.


Watch our latest episodes every Thursday on YouTube. Tickets and everything else visit www.yourinternetboyfriends.com

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

]]> 3173 yes #43 Mark's Hometown Has Been "Torn Asunder" - Plus Big Announcement https://shows.acast.com/your-internet-boyfriends/episodes/6920cab59d16465c9014b2d1 This week, Mark and Denis reveal their biggest news yet - Your Internet Boyfriends are hosting a full live show at the Pleasance Theatre in London on March 5th, 2026. Live podcast, cabaret bits, songs, dancing, kissing, and a very secret special guest. We also catch up on: Mark’s “peekaboo T-shirt” styling hack 2,000 fairy lights turning Denis’ flat into a migraine winter eating, waffles, eggs, beans and the “winter tonne” Mark’s dramatic birthday routine (rain walk, emo playlist, existential crisis) nostalgic Shaggy deep-dives and singing wildly inappropriate lyrics as youngins Korn, Mr. Boombastic, and the boyband eras we’d all rather forget the micro-dramas of Irish news: runaway dogs, sleepy women, and national bus updates Ennis being “torn asunder” by pedestrianisation wars Cork paving over its park with seven million euro of concrete Weekly queer straight comedy, Irish nostalgia, and the warm comfort of two men overthinking everything. Hit Follow - Your Internet Boyfriends are braced for winter and buzzing for the live show. Our beautiful producer and photgrapher www.instagram.com/_declankelly Get involved and send us an email hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com or send us a DM on Instagram or TikTok. Watch our latest episodes every Thursday on YouTube. Tickets and everything else visit www.yourinternetboyfriends.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 27 Nov 2025 06:00:00 -0000 #43 Mark's Hometown Has Been "Torn Asunder" - Plus Big Announcement full 43 HeadStuff Podcasts <p>This week, Mark and Denis reveal their biggest news yet - Your Internet Boyfriends are hosting a full live show at the Pleasance Theatre in London on March 5th, 2026. Live podcast, cabaret bits, songs, dancing, kissing, and a very secret special guest.</p><br><p>We also catch up on:</p><p><br></p><ul><li>Mark’s “peekaboo T-shirt” styling hack</li><li>2,000 fairy lights turning Denis’ flat into a migraine</li><li>winter eating, waffles, eggs, beans and the “winter tonne”</li><li>Mark’s dramatic birthday routine (rain walk, emo playlist, existential crisis)</li><li>nostalgic Shaggy deep-dives and singing wildly inappropriate lyrics as youngins</li><li>Korn, Mr. Boombastic, and the boyband eras we’d all rather forget</li><li>the micro-dramas of Irish news: runaway dogs, sleepy women, and national bus updates</li><li>Ennis being “torn asunder” by pedestrianisation wars</li><li>Cork paving over its park with seven million euro of concrete</li></ul><p><br></p><p>Weekly queer straight comedy, Irish nostalgia, and the warm comfort of two men overthinking everything.</p><br><p>Hit Follow - Your Internet Boyfriends are braced for winter and buzzing for the live show.</p><p>Our beautiful producer and photgrapher <a href="www.instagram.com/_declankelly" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.instagram.com/_declankelly</a></p><br><p>Get involved and send us an email <a href="mailto:hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com</a> or send us a DM on <a href="https://www.instagram.com/yourinternetboyfriends.pod/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Instagram</a> or <a href="https://www.tiktok.com/@yourinternetboyfriends" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">TikTok</a>. </p><br><p>Watch our latest episodes every Thursday on <a href="https://www.youtube.com/@YourInternetBoyfriends" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">YouTube</a>. Tickets and everything else visit <a href="Https://yourinternetboyfriends.com" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.yourinternetboyfriends.com</a></p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p> This week, Mark and Denis reveal their biggest news yet - Your Internet Boyfriends are hosting a full live show at the Pleasance Theatre in London on March 5th, 2026. Live podcast, cabaret bits, songs, dancing, kissing, and a very secret special guest. We also catch up on: Mark’s “peekaboo T-shirt” styling hack 2,000 fairy lights turning Denis’ flat into a migraine winter eating, waffles, eggs, beans and the “winter tonne” Mark’s dramatic birthday routine (rain walk, emo playlist, existential crisis) nostalgic Shaggy deep-dives and singing wildly inappropriate lyrics as youngins Korn, Mr. Boombastic, and the boyband eras we’d all rather forget the micro-dramas of Irish news: runaway dogs, sleepy women, and national bus updates Ennis being “torn asunder” by pedestrianisation wars Cork paving over its park with seven million euro of concrete Weekly queer straight comedy, Irish nostalgia, and the warm comfort of two men overthinking everything. Hit Follow - Your Internet Boyfriends are braced for winter and buzzing for the live show. Our beautiful producer and photgrapher www.instagram.com/_declankelly Get involved and send us an email hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com or send us a DM on Instagram or TikTok. Watch our latest episodes every Thursday on YouTube. Tickets and everything else visit www.yourinternetboyfriends.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices This week, Mark and Denis reveal their biggest news yet - Your Internet Boyfriends are hosting a full live show at the Pleasance Theatre in London on March 5th, 2026. Live podcast, cabaret bits, songs, dancing, kissing, and a very secret special guest.


We also catch up on:


  • Mark’s “peekaboo T-shirt” styling hack
  • 2,000 fairy lights turning Denis’ flat into a migraine
  • winter eating, waffles, eggs, beans and the “winter tonne”
  • Mark’s dramatic birthday routine (rain walk, emo playlist, existential crisis)
  • nostalgic Shaggy deep-dives and singing wildly inappropriate lyrics as youngins
  • Korn, Mr. Boombastic, and the boyband eras we’d all rather forget
  • the micro-dramas of Irish news: runaway dogs, sleepy women, and national bus updates
  • Ennis being “torn asunder” by pedestrianisation wars
  • Cork paving over its park with seven million euro of concrete


Weekly queer straight comedy, Irish nostalgia, and the warm comfort of two men overthinking everything.


Hit Follow - Your Internet Boyfriends are braced for winter and buzzing for the live show.

Our beautiful producer and photgrapher www.instagram.com/_declankelly


Get involved and send us an email hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com or send us a DM on Instagram or TikTok.


Watch our latest episodes every Thursday on YouTube. Tickets and everything else visit www.yourinternetboyfriends.com

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

]]> 2782 yes #42 Cinema Dates and Monkeys Stealing Phones - with JUNO BIRCH (Part II) https://shows.acast.com/your-internet-boyfriends/episodes/691e2f917886054fec1f27d0 Denis and Mark are celebrating the return of the iconic Juno Birch to the podcast, catching up on her latest adventures and the wild world of monkeys stealing phones. This week, Denis tries to explain Ireland’s sudden football glory to Mark including Troy Parrott’s hat-trick and a parrot in Dublin Zoo who’s now somehow part of the story. We also unpack whether “boyfriend” is officially lame, when someone becomes a “partner,” and why office small talk has turned into a full-time sexuality guessing game. Meanwhile, George the cat is testing everyone’s patience with attempted mouth-licking and the constant risk of escape. Denis shares the terror of misgendering pets (“owners get very offended”) and Mark reveals his cat-sitting technique that basically involves slithering through a doorway like a break-in. We also cover: Wish the Lindsay Lohan box office smash misjudging in the office subtle (and not subtle) ways to “fish” for information pet gender etiquette and why dogs are apparently all male George’s lonely boy era and his fish-on-a-string routine the stress of cat-sitting in a busy London neighbourhood Denis blushing Saturday-morning-TV crew giggles cinema dates, £30 tickets, and bougie popcorn Everyman cinema beds, pizzas and £7 sweets George Clooney ruining movie intros with his broken Nespresso ad Hit Follow — your Internet Boyfriends are here again. Our beautiful producer and photgrapher www.instagram.com/_declankelly Get involved and send us an email hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com or send us a DM on Instagram or TikTok. Watch our latest episodes every Thursday on YouTube. Tickets and everything else visit www.yourinternetboyfriends.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 20 Nov 2025 06:00:00 -0000 #42 Cinema Dates and Monkeys Stealing Phones - with JUNO BIRCH (Part II) full 42 HeadStuff Podcasts <p>Denis and Mark are celebrating the return of the iconic <strong>Juno Birch </strong>to the podcast, catching up on her latest adventures and the wild world of monkeys stealing phones.</p><br><p>This week, Denis tries to explain Ireland’s sudden football glory to Mark including Troy Parrott’s hat-trick and a parrot in Dublin Zoo who’s now somehow part of the story. We also unpack whether “boyfriend” is officially lame, when someone becomes a “partner,” and why office small talk has turned into a full-time sexuality guessing game.</p><br><p>Meanwhile, George the cat is testing everyone’s patience with attempted mouth-licking and the constant risk of escape. Denis shares the terror of misgendering pets (“owners get <em>very</em> offended”) and Mark reveals his cat-sitting technique that basically involves slithering through a doorway like a break-in.</p><br><p>We also cover:</p><p><br></p><ul><li>Wish the Lindsay Lohan box office smash </li><li>misjudging in the office</li><li>subtle (and not subtle) ways to “fish” for information</li><li>pet gender etiquette and why dogs are apparently all male</li><li>George’s lonely boy era and his fish-on-a-string routine</li><li>the stress of cat-sitting in a busy London neighbourhood</li><li>Denis blushing</li><li>Saturday-morning-TV crew giggles</li><li>cinema dates, £30 tickets, and bougie popcorn</li><li>Everyman cinema beds, pizzas and £7 sweets</li><li>George Clooney ruining movie intros with his broken Nespresso ad</li></ul><p><br></p><p>Hit Follow — your Internet Boyfriends are here again.</p><br><p>Our beautiful producer and photgrapher <a href="www.instagram.com/_declankelly" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.instagram.com/_declankelly</a></p><br><p>Get involved and send us an email <a href="mailto:hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com</a> or send us a DM on <a href="https://www.instagram.com/yourinternetboyfriends.pod/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Instagram</a> or <a href="https://www.tiktok.com/@yourinternetboyfriends" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">TikTok</a>. </p><br><p>Watch our latest episodes every Thursday on <a href="https://www.youtube.com/@YourInternetBoyfriends" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">YouTube</a>. Tickets and everything else visit <a href="Https://yourinternetboyfriends.com" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.yourinternetboyfriends.com</a></p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p> Denis and Mark are celebrating the return of the iconic Juno Birch to the podcast, catching up on her latest adventures and the wild world of monkeys stealing phones. This week, Denis tries to explain Ireland’s sudden football glory to Mark including Troy Parrott’s hat-trick and a parrot in Dublin Zoo who’s now somehow part of the story. We also unpack whether “boyfriend” is officially lame, when someone becomes a “partner,” and why office small talk has turned into a full-time sexuality guessing game. Meanwhile, George the cat is testing everyone’s patience with attempted mouth-licking and the constant risk of escape. Denis shares the terror of misgendering pets (“owners get very offended”) and Mark reveals his cat-sitting technique that basically involves slithering through a doorway like a break-in. We also cover: Wish the Lindsay Lohan box office smash misjudging in the office subtle (and not subtle) ways to “fish” for information pet gender etiquette and why dogs are apparently all male George’s lonely boy era and his fish-on-a-string routine the stress of cat-sitting in a busy London neighbourhood Denis blushing Saturday-morning-TV crew giggles cinema dates, £30 tickets, and bougie popcorn Everyman cinema beds, pizzas and £7 sweets George Clooney ruining movie intros with his broken Nespresso ad Hit Follow — your Internet Boyfriends are here again. Our beautiful producer and photgrapher www.instagram.com/_declankelly Get involved and send us an email hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com or send us a DM on Instagram or TikTok. Watch our latest episodes every Thursday on YouTube. Tickets and everything else visit www.yourinternetboyfriends.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Denis and Mark are celebrating the return of the iconic Juno Birch to the podcast, catching up on her latest adventures and the wild world of monkeys stealing phones.


This week, Denis tries to explain Ireland’s sudden football glory to Mark including Troy Parrott’s hat-trick and a parrot in Dublin Zoo who’s now somehow part of the story. We also unpack whether “boyfriend” is officially lame, when someone becomes a “partner,” and why office small talk has turned into a full-time sexuality guessing game.


Meanwhile, George the cat is testing everyone’s patience with attempted mouth-licking and the constant risk of escape. Denis shares the terror of misgendering pets (“owners get very offended”) and Mark reveals his cat-sitting technique that basically involves slithering through a doorway like a break-in.


We also cover:


  • Wish the Lindsay Lohan box office smash
  • misjudging in the office
  • subtle (and not subtle) ways to “fish” for information
  • pet gender etiquette and why dogs are apparently all male
  • George’s lonely boy era and his fish-on-a-string routine
  • the stress of cat-sitting in a busy London neighbourhood
  • Denis blushing
  • Saturday-morning-TV crew giggles
  • cinema dates, £30 tickets, and bougie popcorn
  • Everyman cinema beds, pizzas and £7 sweets
  • George Clooney ruining movie intros with his broken Nespresso ad


Hit Follow — your Internet Boyfriends are here again.


Our beautiful producer and photgrapher www.instagram.com/_declankelly


Get involved and send us an email hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com or send us a DM on Instagram or TikTok.


Watch our latest episodes every Thursday on YouTube. Tickets and everything else visit www.yourinternetboyfriends.com

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

]]> 2566 yes #41 Our Sims Confessions and Toothless Cyril - with JUNO BIRCH (Part I) https://shows.acast.com/your-internet-boyfriends/episodes/6914e6b07728b8766c61671d Denis and Mark are joined by their very first guest and Internet Girlfriend — the iconic Juno Birch, the pastel-alien queen known for her surreal drag, chaotic Sims playthroughs, and lovingly unhinged YouTube universe. What starts as a chat about DragCon suddenly becomes a full tour of throwing dolls off balconies, Dublin boxing arenas, Sims addiction, bizarre fan gifts, and Cyril the toothless ginger cat with sunburnt ears. Plus a deep dive into cabaret, confidence, American vs UK audiences, and the dream of living in a pink desert bungalow. This episode includes: DragCon, booth-bitching and sticker sales Doll decapitations in San Francisco Dina Martina, artistic ba*****ds and cabaret inspiration How Irish crowds shout back (and why that’s good) Sims unaliving, cages, neighbours and 8-hour streams Gifted computers from bee farmers and cursed fan art Cyril’s fangs, sun cream disaster and nightly neck-sleeping Follow for more delightfully unpredictable weekly chat. Our beautiful producer and photgrapher www.instagram.com/_declankelly Get involved and send us an email hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com or send us a DM on Instagram or TikTok. Watch our latest episodes every Thursday on YouTube. Tickets and everything else visit www.yourinternetboyfriends.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 13 Nov 2025 06:00:00 -0000 #41 Our Sims Confessions and Toothless Cyril - with JUNO BIRCH (Part I) full 41 HeadStuff Podcasts <p>Denis and Mark are joined by their very first guest and Internet Girlfriend — the iconic <strong>Juno Birch</strong>, the pastel-alien queen known for her surreal drag, chaotic Sims playthroughs, and lovingly unhinged YouTube universe.</p><br><p>What starts as a chat about DragCon suddenly becomes a full tour of throwing dolls off balconies, Dublin boxing arenas, Sims addiction, bizarre fan gifts, and Cyril the toothless ginger cat with sunburnt ears. Plus a deep dive into cabaret, confidence, American vs UK audiences, and the dream of living in a pink desert bungalow.</p><br><p>This episode includes:</p><p><br></p><ul><li>DragCon, booth-bitching and sticker sales</li><li>Doll decapitations in San Francisco</li><li>Dina Martina, artistic ba*****ds and cabaret inspiration</li><li>How Irish crowds shout back (and why that’s good)</li><li>Sims unaliving, cages, neighbours and 8-hour streams</li><li>Gifted computers from bee farmers and cursed fan art</li><li>Cyril’s fangs, sun cream disaster and nightly neck-sleeping</li></ul><p><br></p><p>Follow for more delightfully unpredictable weekly chat.</p><p>Our beautiful producer and photgrapher <a href="www.instagram.com/_declankelly" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.instagram.com/_declankelly</a></p><br><p>Get involved and send us an email <a href="mailto:hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com</a> or send us a DM on <a href="https://www.instagram.com/yourinternetboyfriends.pod/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Instagram</a> or <a href="https://www.tiktok.com/@yourinternetboyfriends" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">TikTok</a>. </p><br><p>Watch our latest episodes every Thursday on <a href="https://www.youtube.com/@YourInternetBoyfriends" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">YouTube</a>. Tickets and everything else visit <a href="Https://yourinternetboyfriends.com" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.yourinternetboyfriends.com</a></p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p> Denis and Mark are joined by their very first guest and Internet Girlfriend — the iconic Juno Birch, the pastel-alien queen known for her surreal drag, chaotic Sims playthroughs, and lovingly unhinged YouTube universe. What starts as a chat about DragCon suddenly becomes a full tour of throwing dolls off balconies, Dublin boxing arenas, Sims addiction, bizarre fan gifts, and Cyril the toothless ginger cat with sunburnt ears. Plus a deep dive into cabaret, confidence, American vs UK audiences, and the dream of living in a pink desert bungalow. This episode includes: DragCon, booth-bitching and sticker sales Doll decapitations in San Francisco Dina Martina, artistic ba*****ds and cabaret inspiration How Irish crowds shout back (and why that’s good) Sims unaliving, cages, neighbours and 8-hour streams Gifted computers from bee farmers and cursed fan art Cyril’s fangs, sun cream disaster and nightly neck-sleeping Follow for more delightfully unpredictable weekly chat. Our beautiful producer and photgrapher www.instagram.com/_declankelly Get involved and send us an email hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com or send us a DM on Instagram or TikTok. Watch our latest episodes every Thursday on YouTube. Tickets and everything else visit www.yourinternetboyfriends.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Denis and Mark are joined by their very first guest and Internet Girlfriend — the iconic Juno Birch, the pastel-alien queen known for her surreal drag, chaotic Sims playthroughs, and lovingly unhinged YouTube universe.


What starts as a chat about DragCon suddenly becomes a full tour of throwing dolls off balconies, Dublin boxing arenas, Sims addiction, bizarre fan gifts, and Cyril the toothless ginger cat with sunburnt ears. Plus a deep dive into cabaret, confidence, American vs UK audiences, and the dream of living in a pink desert bungalow.


This episode includes:


  • DragCon, booth-bitching and sticker sales
  • Doll decapitations in San Francisco
  • Dina Martina, artistic ba*****ds and cabaret inspiration
  • How Irish crowds shout back (and why that’s good)
  • Sims unaliving, cages, neighbours and 8-hour streams
  • Gifted computers from bee farmers and cursed fan art
  • Cyril’s fangs, sun cream disaster and nightly neck-sleeping


Follow for more delightfully unpredictable weekly chat.

Our beautiful producer and photgrapher www.instagram.com/_declankelly


Get involved and send us an email hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com or send us a DM on Instagram or TikTok.


Watch our latest episodes every Thursday on YouTube. Tickets and everything else visit www.yourinternetboyfriends.com

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]]> 3870 yes #40 We Need to Talk About Lily Allen... and the £17 Chicken Scandal https://shows.acast.com/your-internet-boyfriends/episodes/690a43cab27ff20cebcd0812 This week’s catch-up delivers: Denis accidentally witnessing a full arse on Bond Street, Mark seeing two (planned) arses, flirtation with two trendy Berlin lads, and the shocking moment a £17 brunch served them two sad fingernail-sized nuggets of “buttermilk chicken.” We also get into kombucha that tastes like the hot press, sink swamps, knives-as-snacks, Christmas décor trauma, Toymaster flashbacks, and Denis forgetting to compliment the cycling blouse that sent Instagram feral. Elsewhere, the lads chat about Lily Allen’s new album — her first in years — and the scandal that’s come with its brutally honest lyrics. There’s also talk of Paddington: The Musical, the stage adaptation nobody saw coming but somehow everyone’s talking about. A very normal week in queer London life — with more arses than necessary. Our beautiful producer and photgrapher www.instagram.com/_declankelly Get involved and send us an email hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com or send us a DM on Instagram or TikTok. Watch our latest episodes every Thursday on YouTube. Tickets and everything else visit www.yourinternetboyfriends.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 06 Nov 2025 06:00:00 -0000 #40 We Need to Talk About Lily Allen... and the £17 Chicken Scandal full 40 HeadStuff Podcasts <p>This week’s catch-up delivers:</p><p><br></p><ul><li>Denis accidentally witnessing a full arse on Bond Street,</li><li>Mark seeing <em>two</em> (planned) arses,</li><li>flirtation with two trendy Berlin lads,</li><li>and the shocking moment a £17 brunch served them two sad fingernail-sized nuggets of “buttermilk chicken.”</li></ul><p><br></p><p>We also get into kombucha that tastes like the hot press, sink swamps, knives-as-snacks, Christmas décor trauma, Toymaster flashbacks, and Denis forgetting to compliment the cycling blouse that sent Instagram feral.</p><br><p>Elsewhere, the lads chat about Lily Allen’s new album — her first in years — and the scandal that’s come with its brutally honest lyrics. There’s also talk of Paddington: The Musical, the stage adaptation nobody saw coming but somehow everyone’s talking about.</p><br><p>A very normal week in queer London life — with more arses than necessary.</p><p>Our beautiful producer and photgrapher <a href="www.instagram.com/_declankelly" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.instagram.com/_declankelly</a></p><br><p>Get involved and send us an email <a href="mailto:hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com</a> or send us a DM on <a href="https://www.instagram.com/yourinternetboyfriends.pod/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Instagram</a> or <a href="https://www.tiktok.com/@yourinternetboyfriends" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">TikTok</a>. </p><br><p>Watch our latest episodes every Thursday on <a href="https://www.youtube.com/@YourInternetBoyfriends" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">YouTube</a>. Tickets and everything else visit <a href="Https://yourinternetboyfriends.com" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.yourinternetboyfriends.com</a></p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p> This week’s catch-up delivers: Denis accidentally witnessing a full arse on Bond Street, Mark seeing two (planned) arses, flirtation with two trendy Berlin lads, and the shocking moment a £17 brunch served them two sad fingernail-sized nuggets of “buttermilk chicken.” We also get into kombucha that tastes like the hot press, sink swamps, knives-as-snacks, Christmas décor trauma, Toymaster flashbacks, and Denis forgetting to compliment the cycling blouse that sent Instagram feral. Elsewhere, the lads chat about Lily Allen’s new album — her first in years — and the scandal that’s come with its brutally honest lyrics. There’s also talk of Paddington: The Musical, the stage adaptation nobody saw coming but somehow everyone’s talking about. A very normal week in queer London life — with more arses than necessary. Our beautiful producer and photgrapher www.instagram.com/_declankelly Get involved and send us an email hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com or send us a DM on Instagram or TikTok. Watch our latest episodes every Thursday on YouTube. Tickets and everything else visit www.yourinternetboyfriends.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices This week’s catch-up delivers:


  • Denis accidentally witnessing a full arse on Bond Street,
  • Mark seeing two (planned) arses,
  • flirtation with two trendy Berlin lads,
  • and the shocking moment a £17 brunch served them two sad fingernail-sized nuggets of “buttermilk chicken.”


We also get into kombucha that tastes like the hot press, sink swamps, knives-as-snacks, Christmas décor trauma, Toymaster flashbacks, and Denis forgetting to compliment the cycling blouse that sent Instagram feral.


Elsewhere, the lads chat about Lily Allen’s new album — her first in years — and the scandal that’s come with its brutally honest lyrics. There’s also talk of Paddington: The Musical, the stage adaptation nobody saw coming but somehow everyone’s talking about.


A very normal week in queer London life — with more arses than necessary.

Our beautiful producer and photgrapher www.instagram.com/_declankelly


Get involved and send us an email hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com or send us a DM on Instagram or TikTok.


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]]> 3571 no #39 We Accidentally Shoplifted from IKEA (ft. Catherine Connolly) https://shows.acast.com/your-internet-boyfriends/episodes/6900ebe9928a898462ac95ca Denis spots a Mark lookalike speeding through Brixton on a bizarre new mode of transport, sparking confusion, curiosity, and a mild identity crisis. Meanwhile, the real Mark ends up being apprehended by Ikea security for some alleged shoplifting. Between Brixton sightings, flat-pack drama, and public embarrassment, it’s been an eventful few days. Elsewhere, the lads chat about Ireland’s newly elected president Catherine Connolly, a newly purchased red mask, and the tricky business of finding the right birthday gift. Plus, there’s a nostalgic revisit to that unforgettable scene from Scary Movie. You know, the one with the ear and the, yup. Our beautiful producer and photgrapher www.instagram.com/_declankelly Get involved and send us an email hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com or send us a DM on Instagram or TikTok. Watch our latest episodes every Thursday on YouTube. Tickets and everything else visit www.yourinternetboyfriends.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 30 Oct 2025 06:00:00 -0000 #39 We Accidentally Shoplifted from IKEA (ft. Catherine Connolly) full 39 HeadStuff Podcasts <p>Denis spots a Mark lookalike speeding through Brixton on a bizarre new mode of transport, sparking confusion, curiosity, and a mild identity crisis. Meanwhile, the real Mark ends up being apprehended by Ikea security for some alleged shoplifting. Between Brixton sightings, flat-pack drama, and public embarrassment, it’s been an eventful few days. </p><br><p>Elsewhere, the lads chat about Ireland’s newly elected president Catherine Connolly, a newly purchased red mask, and the tricky business of finding the right birthday gift. Plus, there’s a nostalgic revisit to that unforgettable scene from Scary Movie. You know, the one with the ear and the, yup.</p><p>Our beautiful producer and photgrapher <a href="www.instagram.com/_declankelly" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.instagram.com/_declankelly</a></p><br><p>Get involved and send us an email <a href="mailto:hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com</a> or send us a DM on <a href="https://www.instagram.com/yourinternetboyfriends.pod/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Instagram</a> or <a href="https://www.tiktok.com/@yourinternetboyfriends" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">TikTok</a>. </p><br><p>Watch our latest episodes every Thursday on <a href="https://www.youtube.com/@YourInternetBoyfriends" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">YouTube</a>. Tickets and everything else visit <a href="Https://yourinternetboyfriends.com" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.yourinternetboyfriends.com</a></p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p> Denis spots a Mark lookalike speeding through Brixton on a bizarre new mode of transport, sparking confusion, curiosity, and a mild identity crisis. Meanwhile, the real Mark ends up being apprehended by Ikea security for some alleged shoplifting. Between Brixton sightings, flat-pack drama, and public embarrassment, it’s been an eventful few days. Elsewhere, the lads chat about Ireland’s newly elected president Catherine Connolly, a newly purchased red mask, and the tricky business of finding the right birthday gift. Plus, there’s a nostalgic revisit to that unforgettable scene from Scary Movie. You know, the one with the ear and the, yup. Our beautiful producer and photgrapher www.instagram.com/_declankelly Get involved and send us an email hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com or send us a DM on Instagram or TikTok. Watch our latest episodes every Thursday on YouTube. Tickets and everything else visit www.yourinternetboyfriends.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Denis spots a Mark lookalike speeding through Brixton on a bizarre new mode of transport, sparking confusion, curiosity, and a mild identity crisis. Meanwhile, the real Mark ends up being apprehended by Ikea security for some alleged shoplifting. Between Brixton sightings, flat-pack drama, and public embarrassment, it’s been an eventful few days.


Elsewhere, the lads chat about Ireland’s newly elected president Catherine Connolly, a newly purchased red mask, and the tricky business of finding the right birthday gift. Plus, there’s a nostalgic revisit to that unforgettable scene from Scary Movie. You know, the one with the ear and the, yup.

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]]> 2917 yes #38 The Involuntary Pinky Situation and Tanning Disaster https://shows.acast.com/your-internet-boyfriends/episodes/68f93aa91e9f9074730938fa This week, Mark and Denis dive into grooming resets, runaway pinkies, mid-shower revelations, and a disastrously timed naked moment involving a cat cone and a very bright kitchen light. There’s talk of uneven tans, eyebrow maintenance, the return of George the indoor cat, and Denis’s trip to the Frieze Art Fair - complete with opinions on contemporary pieces, massive coats, and the surprising price of a glass of rosé. The lads also get into passwords, facial recognition, and the eternal struggle of modern tech, before finishing with a conversation about twins on Twitter who may have gone a step too far. Denis’ involuntary pinky and Birdcage flashbacks Hair, beard, brow, and tan maintenance The Barcelona/Ballinasloe hand-colour issue A naked cat-cone situation gone wrong George the indoor icon makes a reappearance Dramatic coats and fashion people Password overload and tech irritations Facial recognition masks and questionable possibilities Twins online doing… more than expected Follow for more boyfriends every week. Our beautiful producer and photgrapher www.instagram.com/_declankelly Get involved and send us an email hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com or send us a DM on Instagram or TikTok. Watch our latest episodes every Thursday on YouTube. Tickets and everything else visit www.yourinternetboyfriends.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 23 Oct 2025 05:00:00 -0000 #38 The Involuntary Pinky Situation and Tanning Disaster full 38 HeadStuff Podcasts <p>This week, Mark and Denis dive into grooming resets, runaway pinkies, mid-shower revelations, and a disastrously timed naked moment involving a cat cone and a very bright kitchen light. There’s talk of uneven tans, eyebrow maintenance, the return of George the indoor cat, and Denis’s trip to the Frieze Art Fair - complete with opinions on contemporary pieces, massive coats, and the surprising price of a glass of rosé. The lads also get into passwords, facial recognition, and the eternal struggle of modern tech, before finishing with a conversation about twins on Twitter who may have gone a step too far.</p><p><br></p><ul><li>Denis’ involuntary pinky and <em>Birdcage</em> flashbacks</li><li>Hair, beard, brow, and tan maintenance</li><li>The Barcelona/Ballinasloe hand-colour issue</li><li>A naked cat-cone situation gone wrong</li><li>George the indoor icon makes a reappearance</li><li>Dramatic coats and fashion people</li><li>Password overload and tech irritations</li><li>Facial recognition masks and questionable possibilities</li><li>Twins online doing… more than expected</li></ul><p><br></p><p>Follow for more boyfriends every week.</p><p>Our beautiful producer and photgrapher <a href="www.instagram.com/_declankelly" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.instagram.com/_declankelly</a></p><br><p>Get involved and send us an email <a href="mailto:hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com</a> or send us a DM on <a href="https://www.instagram.com/yourinternetboyfriends.pod/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Instagram</a> or <a href="https://www.tiktok.com/@yourinternetboyfriends" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">TikTok</a>. </p><br><p>Watch our latest episodes every Thursday on <a href="https://www.youtube.com/@YourInternetBoyfriends" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">YouTube</a>. Tickets and everything else visit <a href="Https://yourinternetboyfriends.com" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.yourinternetboyfriends.com</a></p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p> This week, Mark and Denis dive into grooming resets, runaway pinkies, mid-shower revelations, and a disastrously timed naked moment involving a cat cone and a very bright kitchen light. There’s talk of uneven tans, eyebrow maintenance, the return of George the indoor cat, and Denis’s trip to the Frieze Art Fair - complete with opinions on contemporary pieces, massive coats, and the surprising price of a glass of rosé. The lads also get into passwords, facial recognition, and the eternal struggle of modern tech, before finishing with a conversation about twins on Twitter who may have gone a step too far. Denis’ involuntary pinky and Birdcage flashbacks Hair, beard, brow, and tan maintenance The Barcelona/Ballinasloe hand-colour issue A naked cat-cone situation gone wrong George the indoor icon makes a reappearance Dramatic coats and fashion people Password overload and tech irritations Facial recognition masks and questionable possibilities Twins online doing… more than expected Follow for more boyfriends every week. Our beautiful producer and photgrapher www.instagram.com/_declankelly Get involved and send us an email hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com or send us a DM on Instagram or TikTok. Watch our latest episodes every Thursday on YouTube. Tickets and everything else visit www.yourinternetboyfriends.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices This week, Mark and Denis dive into grooming resets, runaway pinkies, mid-shower revelations, and a disastrously timed naked moment involving a cat cone and a very bright kitchen light. There’s talk of uneven tans, eyebrow maintenance, the return of George the indoor cat, and Denis’s trip to the Frieze Art Fair - complete with opinions on contemporary pieces, massive coats, and the surprising price of a glass of rosé. The lads also get into passwords, facial recognition, and the eternal struggle of modern tech, before finishing with a conversation about twins on Twitter who may have gone a step too far.


  • Denis’ involuntary pinky and Birdcage flashbacks
  • Hair, beard, brow, and tan maintenance
  • The Barcelona/Ballinasloe hand-colour issue
  • A naked cat-cone situation gone wrong
  • George the indoor icon makes a reappearance
  • Dramatic coats and fashion people
  • Password overload and tech irritations
  • Facial recognition masks and questionable possibilities
  • Twins online doing… more than expected


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]]> 2339 no #37 Behind the Scenes at the Attitude Awards https://shows.acast.com/your-internet-boyfriends/episodes/68efc715c68aefb9088eb624 Mark dishes the goss from the Attitude Awards while Denis bumps into huge celebrities in London before the two lads check in with their international boyfriend Jonny B fresh from his undercover trip to an Irish football match. Our beautiful producer and photgrapher www.instagram.com/_declankelly Get involved and send us an email hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com or send us a DM on Instagram or TikTok. Watch our latest episodes every Thursday on YouTube. Tickets and everything else visit www.yourinternetboyfriends.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 16 Oct 2025 05:00:00 -0000 #37 Behind the Scenes at the Attitude Awards full 37 HeadStuff Podcasts <p>Mark dishes the goss from the Attitude Awards while Denis bumps into huge celebrities in London before the two lads check in with their international boyfriend Jonny B fresh from his undercover trip to an Irish football match.</p><p>Our beautiful producer and photgrapher <a href="www.instagram.com/_declankelly" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.instagram.com/_declankelly</a></p><br><p>Get involved and send us an email <a href="mailto:hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com</a> or send us a DM on <a href="https://www.instagram.com/yourinternetboyfriends.pod/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Instagram</a> or <a href="https://www.tiktok.com/@yourinternetboyfriends" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">TikTok</a>. </p><br><p>Watch our latest episodes every Thursday on <a href="https://www.youtube.com/@YourInternetBoyfriends" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">YouTube</a>. Tickets and everything else visit <a href="Https://yourinternetboyfriends.com" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.yourinternetboyfriends.com</a></p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p> Mark dishes the goss from the Attitude Awards while Denis bumps into huge celebrities in London before the two lads check in with their international boyfriend Jonny B fresh from his undercover trip to an Irish football match. Our beautiful producer and photgrapher www.instagram.com/_declankelly Get involved and send us an email hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com or send us a DM on Instagram or TikTok. Watch our latest episodes every Thursday on YouTube. Tickets and everything else visit www.yourinternetboyfriends.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Mark dishes the goss from the Attitude Awards while Denis bumps into huge celebrities in London before the two lads check in with their international boyfriend Jonny B fresh from his undercover trip to an Irish football match.

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]]> 3513 yes #36 Talking about Our Feelings https://shows.acast.com/your-internet-boyfriends/episodes/68e6fc17de9a2a62c4edaa6f This week we’re recording from Shorty’s Barbershop in Hackney to mark World Mental Health Day - so naturally we end up talking about everything from disastrous childhood haircuts to modern dating etiquette and the surprising durability of hairpieces. Denis relives the agony of barbers who never listened (“leave it long on top” apparently meant nothing), school photos ruined by DIY fringe disasters, and the horror of seeing your own head from all angles on CCTV. Mark opens up about the rumours that he was secretly wearing a wig. We also cover: the man with the perfect, unshakeable hairpiece tablets that make your hair grow back (not medical advice, babes) Mark's rom-com-level Soho “affair” at the corner of a sex shop why messaging for weeks is hell - just go on the date the tiny chit-chat after sex that ruins the moment Denis' accidental marital crisis over four walnuts arses on Lidl scanners dropping the “perfect version” of yourself childhood bowl cuts and page-boy eras therapy and all our feelings Hit Follow — your Internet Boyfriends are freshly trimmed and oversharing again. Our beautiful producer and photgrapher www.instagram.com/_declankelly Get involved and send us an email hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com or send us a DM on Instagram or TikTok. Watch our latest episodes every Thursday on YouTube. Tickets and everything else visit www.yourinternetboyfriends.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Wed, 08 Oct 2025 23:00:00 -0000 #36 Talking about Our Feelings full 36 HeadStuff Podcasts <p>This week we’re recording from Shorty’s Barbershop in Hackney to mark World Mental Health Day - so naturally we end up talking about everything from disastrous childhood haircuts to modern dating etiquette and the surprising durability of hairpieces.</p><br><p>Denis relives the agony of barbers who never listened (“leave it long on top” apparently meant nothing), school photos ruined by DIY fringe disasters, and the horror of seeing your own head from all angles on CCTV. Mark opens up about the rumours that he was secretly wearing a wig.</p><br><p>We also cover:</p><p><br></p><ul><li>the man with the perfect, unshakeable hairpiece</li><li>tablets that make your hair grow back (<em>not medical advice, babes</em>)</li><li>Mark's rom-com-level Soho “affair” at the corner of a sex shop</li><li>why messaging for weeks is hell - just go on the date</li><li>the tiny chit-chat after sex that ruins the moment</li><li>Denis' accidental marital crisis over four walnuts</li><li>arses on Lidl scanners</li><li>dropping the “perfect version” of yourself</li><li>childhood bowl cuts and page-boy eras</li><li>therapy and all our feelings</li></ul><p><br></p><p>Hit Follow — your Internet Boyfriends are freshly trimmed and oversharing again.</p><p>Our beautiful producer and photgrapher <a href="www.instagram.com/_declankelly" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.instagram.com/_declankelly</a></p><br><p>Get involved and send us an email <a href="mailto:hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com</a> or send us a DM on <a href="https://www.instagram.com/yourinternetboyfriends.pod/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Instagram</a> or <a href="https://www.tiktok.com/@yourinternetboyfriends" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">TikTok</a>. </p><br><p>Watch our latest episodes every Thursday on <a href="https://www.youtube.com/@YourInternetBoyfriends" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">YouTube</a>. Tickets and everything else visit <a href="Https://yourinternetboyfriends.com" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.yourinternetboyfriends.com</a></p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p> This week we’re recording from Shorty’s Barbershop in Hackney to mark World Mental Health Day - so naturally we end up talking about everything from disastrous childhood haircuts to modern dating etiquette and the surprising durability of hairpieces. Denis relives the agony of barbers who never listened (“leave it long on top” apparently meant nothing), school photos ruined by DIY fringe disasters, and the horror of seeing your own head from all angles on CCTV. Mark opens up about the rumours that he was secretly wearing a wig. We also cover: the man with the perfect, unshakeable hairpiece tablets that make your hair grow back (not medical advice, babes) Mark's rom-com-level Soho “affair” at the corner of a sex shop why messaging for weeks is hell - just go on the date the tiny chit-chat after sex that ruins the moment Denis' accidental marital crisis over four walnuts arses on Lidl scanners dropping the “perfect version” of yourself childhood bowl cuts and page-boy eras therapy and all our feelings Hit Follow — your Internet Boyfriends are freshly trimmed and oversharing again. Our beautiful producer and photgrapher www.instagram.com/_declankelly Get involved and send us an email hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com or send us a DM on Instagram or TikTok. Watch our latest episodes every Thursday on YouTube. Tickets and everything else visit www.yourinternetboyfriends.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices This week we’re recording from Shorty’s Barbershop in Hackney to mark World Mental Health Day - so naturally we end up talking about everything from disastrous childhood haircuts to modern dating etiquette and the surprising durability of hairpieces.


Denis relives the agony of barbers who never listened (“leave it long on top” apparently meant nothing), school photos ruined by DIY fringe disasters, and the horror of seeing your own head from all angles on CCTV. Mark opens up about the rumours that he was secretly wearing a wig.


We also cover:


  • the man with the perfect, unshakeable hairpiece
  • tablets that make your hair grow back (not medical advice, babes)
  • Mark's rom-com-level Soho “affair” at the corner of a sex shop
  • why messaging for weeks is hell - just go on the date
  • the tiny chit-chat after sex that ruins the moment
  • Denis' accidental marital crisis over four walnuts
  • arses on Lidl scanners
  • dropping the “perfect version” of yourself
  • childhood bowl cuts and page-boy eras
  • therapy and all our feelings


Hit Follow — your Internet Boyfriends are freshly trimmed and oversharing again.

Our beautiful producer and photgrapher www.instagram.com/_declankelly


Get involved and send us an email hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com or send us a DM on Instagram or TikTok.


Watch our latest episodes every Thursday on YouTube. Tickets and everything else visit www.yourinternetboyfriends.com

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]]> 3509 yes #35 Irish Weddings Are Getting Out of Hand (and the Embassy Sausage Story) https://shows.acast.com/your-internet-boyfriends/episodes/68dd8b7d46a2532cddf029cb Mark and Denis eat cocktail sausages in the Irish Embassy while Mark admits to stealing another mans top. Our beautiful producer and photgrapher www.instagram.com/_declankelly Get involved and send us an email hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com or send us a DM on Instagram or TikTok. Watch our latest episodes every Thursday on YouTube. Tickets and everything else visit www.yourinternetboyfriends.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 02 Oct 2025 05:00:00 -0000 #35 Irish Weddings Are Getting Out of Hand (and the Embassy Sausage Story) full 35 HeadStuff Podcasts <p>Mark and Denis eat cocktail sausages in the Irish Embassy while Mark admits to stealing another mans top.</p><p>Our beautiful producer and photgrapher <a href="www.instagram.com/_declankelly" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.instagram.com/_declankelly</a></p><br><p>Get involved and send us an email <a href="mailto:hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com</a> or send us a DM on <a href="https://www.instagram.com/yourinternetboyfriends.pod/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Instagram</a> or <a href="https://www.tiktok.com/@yourinternetboyfriends" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">TikTok</a>. </p><br><p>Watch our latest episodes every Thursday on <a href="https://www.youtube.com/@YourInternetBoyfriends" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">YouTube</a>. Tickets and everything else visit <a href="Https://yourinternetboyfriends.com" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.yourinternetboyfriends.com</a></p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p> Mark and Denis eat cocktail sausages in the Irish Embassy while Mark admits to stealing another mans top. Our beautiful producer and photgrapher www.instagram.com/_declankelly Get involved and send us an email hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com or send us a DM on Instagram or TikTok. Watch our latest episodes every Thursday on YouTube. Tickets and everything else visit www.yourinternetboyfriends.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Mark and Denis eat cocktail sausages in the Irish Embassy while Mark admits to stealing another mans top.

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]]> 3667 yes #34 Meeting a Critic in the Steam Room https://shows.acast.com/your-internet-boyfriends/episodes/68d3f4f95f6bcc1129aa29bd Denis arrives into the studio half-alive after a night of no sleep and a phone that keeps rebooting itself like it’s trying to escape him. Denis tries to explain Supermarket Sweep, fails, then blindsides Mark with a tourism leaflet boldly calling Ennis the boutique capital of Ireland. This week you’ll hear about: A meal deal that never got eaten Mark getting critiques drama while sitting in a spa A listener convinced Mark is “being used” Fifty men on a stag doing absolutely nothing Why mixed hens are always more fun And an honest assessment of Ennis fashion culture Follow for more steamy stories every week. Our beautiful producer and photgrapher www.instagram.com/_declankelly Get involved and send us an email hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com or send us a DM on Instagram or TikTok. Watch our latest episodes every Thursday on YouTube. Tickets and everything else visit www.yourinternetboyfriends.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 25 Sep 2025 05:00:00 -0000 #34 Meeting a Critic in the Steam Room full 34 HeadStuff Podcasts <p>Denis arrives into the studio half-alive after a night of no sleep and a phone that keeps rebooting itself like it’s trying to escape him. Denis tries to explain Supermarket Sweep, fails, then blindsides Mark with a tourism leaflet boldly calling Ennis the boutique capital of Ireland.</p><br><p>This week you’ll hear about:</p><p><br></p><ul><li>A meal deal that never got eaten</li><li>Mark getting critiques drama while sitting in a spa</li><li>A listener convinced Mark is “being used”</li><li>Fifty men on a stag doing absolutely nothing</li><li>Why mixed hens are always more fun</li><li>And an honest assessment of Ennis fashion culture</li></ul><p><br></p><p>Follow for more steamy stories every week.</p><p>Our beautiful producer and photgrapher <a href="www.instagram.com/_declankelly" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.instagram.com/_declankelly</a></p><br><p>Get involved and send us an email <a href="mailto:hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com</a> or send us a DM on <a href="https://www.instagram.com/yourinternetboyfriends.pod/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Instagram</a> or <a href="https://www.tiktok.com/@yourinternetboyfriends" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">TikTok</a>. </p><br><p>Watch our latest episodes every Thursday on <a href="https://www.youtube.com/@YourInternetBoyfriends" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">YouTube</a>. Tickets and everything else visit <a href="Https://yourinternetboyfriends.com" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.yourinternetboyfriends.com</a></p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p> Denis arrives into the studio half-alive after a night of no sleep and a phone that keeps rebooting itself like it’s trying to escape him. Denis tries to explain Supermarket Sweep, fails, then blindsides Mark with a tourism leaflet boldly calling Ennis the boutique capital of Ireland. This week you’ll hear about: A meal deal that never got eaten Mark getting critiques drama while sitting in a spa A listener convinced Mark is “being used” Fifty men on a stag doing absolutely nothing Why mixed hens are always more fun And an honest assessment of Ennis fashion culture Follow for more steamy stories every week. Our beautiful producer and photgrapher www.instagram.com/_declankelly Get involved and send us an email hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com or send us a DM on Instagram or TikTok. Watch our latest episodes every Thursday on YouTube. Tickets and everything else visit www.yourinternetboyfriends.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Denis arrives into the studio half-alive after a night of no sleep and a phone that keeps rebooting itself like it’s trying to escape him. Denis tries to explain Supermarket Sweep, fails, then blindsides Mark with a tourism leaflet boldly calling Ennis the boutique capital of Ireland.


This week you’ll hear about:


  • A meal deal that never got eaten
  • Mark getting critiques drama while sitting in a spa
  • A listener convinced Mark is “being used”
  • Fifty men on a stag doing absolutely nothing
  • Why mixed hens are always more fun
  • And an honest assessment of Ennis fashion culture


Follow for more steamy stories every week.

Our beautiful producer and photgrapher www.instagram.com/_declankelly


Get involved and send us an email hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com or send us a DM on Instagram or TikTok.


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]]> 3043 yes #33 What we Smelled like as Teenagers https://shows.acast.com/your-internet-boyfriends/episodes/68cb046451c124f095ac528d Mark needs Denis' help interpreting a dream while Denis runs through all the smells and perfumes of his teenage years. Our beautiful producer and photgrapher www.instagram.com/_declankelly Get involved and send us an email hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com or send us a DM on Instagram or TikTok. Watch our latest episodes every Thursday on YouTube. Tickets and everything else visit www.yourinternetboyfriends.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 18 Sep 2025 05:00:00 -0000 #33 What we Smelled like as Teenagers full 33 HeadStuff Podcasts <p>Mark needs Denis' help interpreting a dream while Denis runs through all the smells and perfumes of his teenage years.</p><p>Our beautiful producer and photgrapher <a href="www.instagram.com/_declankelly" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.instagram.com/_declankelly</a></p><br><p>Get involved and send us an email <a href="mailto:hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com</a> or send us a DM on <a href="https://www.instagram.com/yourinternetboyfriends.pod/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Instagram</a> or <a href="https://www.tiktok.com/@yourinternetboyfriends" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">TikTok</a>. </p><br><p>Watch our latest episodes every Thursday on <a href="https://www.youtube.com/@YourInternetBoyfriends" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">YouTube</a>. Tickets and everything else visit <a href="Https://yourinternetboyfriends.com" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.yourinternetboyfriends.com</a></p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p> Mark needs Denis' help interpreting a dream while Denis runs through all the smells and perfumes of his teenage years. Our beautiful producer and photgrapher www.instagram.com/_declankelly Get involved and send us an email hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com or send us a DM on Instagram or TikTok. Watch our latest episodes every Thursday on YouTube. Tickets and everything else visit www.yourinternetboyfriends.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Mark needs Denis' help interpreting a dream while Denis runs through all the smells and perfumes of his teenage years.

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]]> 2749 yes #32 Clubbing and Gargling in Berlin https://shows.acast.com/your-internet-boyfriends/episodes/68bf2b3ab494ca82a295f92c Denis' mind is blown when he finds out about what they do in Berlin clubs. Mark laughs so much he forgets to record the intro. Our beautiful producer and photgrapher www.instagram.com/_declankelly Get involved and send us an email hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com or send us a DM on Instagram or TikTok. Watch our latest episodes every Thursday on YouTube. Tickets and everything else visit www.yourinternetboyfriends.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 11 Sep 2025 05:00:00 -0000 #32 Clubbing and Gargling in Berlin full 32 HeadStuff Podcasts <p>Denis' mind is blown when he finds out about what they do in Berlin clubs. Mark laughs so much he forgets to record the intro. </p><p>Our beautiful producer and photgrapher <a href="www.instagram.com/_declankelly" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.instagram.com/_declankelly</a></p><br><p>Get involved and send us an email <a href="mailto:hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com</a> or send us a DM on <a href="https://www.instagram.com/yourinternetboyfriends.pod/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Instagram</a> or <a href="https://www.tiktok.com/@yourinternetboyfriends" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">TikTok</a>. </p><br><p>Watch our latest episodes every Thursday on <a href="https://www.youtube.com/@YourInternetBoyfriends" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">YouTube</a>. Tickets and everything else visit <a href="Https://yourinternetboyfriends.com" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.yourinternetboyfriends.com</a></p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p> Denis' mind is blown when he finds out about what they do in Berlin clubs. Mark laughs so much he forgets to record the intro. Our beautiful producer and photgrapher www.instagram.com/_declankelly Get involved and send us an email hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com or send us a DM on Instagram or TikTok. Watch our latest episodes every Thursday on YouTube. Tickets and everything else visit www.yourinternetboyfriends.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Denis' mind is blown when he finds out about what they do in Berlin clubs. Mark laughs so much he forgets to record the intro.

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]]> 2915 yes #31 Back to School https://shows.acast.com/your-internet-boyfriends/episodes/68b8cc31093397eb055798b4 Mark and Denis welcome in the autumn by reliving their school days and Mark's... emo phase. Our beautiful producer and photgrapher www.instagram.com/_declankelly Get involved and send us an email hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com or send us a DM on Instagram or TikTok. Watch our latest episodes every Thursday on YouTube. Tickets and everything else visit www.yourinternetboyfriends.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 04 Sep 2025 05:00:00 -0000 #31 Back to School full 31 HeadStuff Podcasts <p>Mark and Denis welcome in the autumn by reliving their school days and Mark's... emo phase.</p><p>Our beautiful producer and photgrapher <a href="www.instagram.com/_declankelly" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.instagram.com/_declankelly</a></p><br><p>Get involved and send us an email <a href="mailto:hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com</a> or send us a DM on <a href="https://www.instagram.com/yourinternetboyfriends.pod/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Instagram</a> or <a href="https://www.tiktok.com/@yourinternetboyfriends" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">TikTok</a>. </p><br><p>Watch our latest episodes every Thursday on <a href="https://www.youtube.com/@YourInternetBoyfriends" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">YouTube</a>. Tickets and everything else visit <a href="Https://yourinternetboyfriends.com" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.yourinternetboyfriends.com</a></p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p> Mark and Denis welcome in the autumn by reliving their school days and Mark's... emo phase. Our beautiful producer and photgrapher www.instagram.com/_declankelly Get involved and send us an email hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com or send us a DM on Instagram or TikTok. Watch our latest episodes every Thursday on YouTube. Tickets and everything else visit www.yourinternetboyfriends.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Mark and Denis welcome in the autumn by reliving their school days and Mark's... emo phase.

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]]> 2864 yes #30 Tellytubbies in a Nightclub https://shows.acast.com/your-internet-boyfriends/episodes/68af681b352b565deb7e1912 Mark and Denis reach episode 30 and spend most of it talking about the Teletubbies in nightclubs. Our beautiful producer and photgrapher www.instagram.com/_declankelly Get involved and send us an email hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com or send us a DM on Instagram or TikTok. Watch our latest episodes every Thursday on YouTube. Tickets and everything else visit www.yourinternetboyfriends.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 28 Aug 2025 05:00:00 -0000 #30 Tellytubbies in a Nightclub full 30 HeadStuff Podcasts <p>Mark and Denis reach episode 30 and spend most of it talking about the Teletubbies in nightclubs.</p><p>Our beautiful producer and photgrapher <a href="www.instagram.com/_declankelly" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.instagram.com/_declankelly</a></p><br><p>Get involved and send us an email <a href="mailto:hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com</a> or send us a DM on <a href="https://www.instagram.com/yourinternetboyfriends.pod/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Instagram</a> or <a href="https://www.tiktok.com/@yourinternetboyfriends" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">TikTok</a>. </p><br><p>Watch our latest episodes every Thursday on <a href="https://www.youtube.com/@YourInternetBoyfriends" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">YouTube</a>. Tickets and everything else visit <a href="Https://yourinternetboyfriends.com" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.yourinternetboyfriends.com</a></p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p> Mark and Denis reach episode 30 and spend most of it talking about the Teletubbies in nightclubs. Our beautiful producer and photgrapher www.instagram.com/_declankelly Get involved and send us an email hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com or send us a DM on Instagram or TikTok. Watch our latest episodes every Thursday on YouTube. Tickets and everything else visit www.yourinternetboyfriends.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Mark and Denis reach episode 30 and spend most of it talking about the Teletubbies in nightclubs.

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]]> 2882 yes #29 Taxi Driver Serial Killer https://shows.acast.com/your-internet-boyfriends/episodes/68a62a51352b565debce76cd Mark tells us all about a saucy cultural event while Denis reveals his close call with a taxi driver. Our beautiful producer and photgrapher www.instagram.com/_declankelly Get involved and send us an email hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com or send us a DM on Instagram or TikTok. Watch our latest episodes every Thursday on YouTube. Tickets and everything else visit www.yourinternetboyfriends.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 21 Aug 2025 05:00:00 -0000 #29 Taxi Driver Serial Killer full 29 HeadStuff Podcasts <p>Mark tells us all about a saucy cultural event while Denis reveals his close call with a taxi driver. </p><p>Our beautiful producer and photgrapher <a href="www.instagram.com/_declankelly" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.instagram.com/_declankelly</a></p><br><p>Get involved and send us an email <a href="mailto:hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com</a> or send us a DM on <a href="https://www.instagram.com/yourinternetboyfriends.pod/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Instagram</a> or <a href="https://www.tiktok.com/@yourinternetboyfriends" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">TikTok</a>. </p><br><p>Watch our latest episodes every Thursday on <a href="https://www.youtube.com/@YourInternetBoyfriends" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">YouTube</a>. Tickets and everything else visit <a href="Https://yourinternetboyfriends.com" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.yourinternetboyfriends.com</a></p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p> Mark tells us all about a saucy cultural event while Denis reveals his close call with a taxi driver. Our beautiful producer and photgrapher www.instagram.com/_declankelly Get involved and send us an email hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com or send us a DM on Instagram or TikTok. Watch our latest episodes every Thursday on YouTube. Tickets and everything else visit www.yourinternetboyfriends.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Mark tells us all about a saucy cultural event while Denis reveals his close call with a taxi driver.

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]]> 1971 yes #28 Denis Goes to LA https://shows.acast.com/your-internet-boyfriends/episodes/689cf81a290bdec8f9dda744 Mark gets the results of some tests while a jetlagged Denis returns from his big fancy trip to LA. Our beautiful producer and photgrapher www.instagram.com/_declankelly Get involved and send us an email hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com or send us a DM on Instagram or TikTok. Watch our latest episodes every Thursday on YouTube. Tickets and everything else visit www.yourinternetboyfriends.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 14 Aug 2025 05:00:00 -0000 #28 Denis Goes to LA full 28 HeadStuff Podcasts <p>Mark gets the results of some tests while a jetlagged Denis returns from his big fancy trip to LA.</p><p>Our beautiful producer and photgrapher <a href="www.instagram.com/_declankelly" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.instagram.com/_declankelly</a></p><br><p>Get involved and send us an email <a href="mailto:hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com</a> or send us a DM on <a href="https://www.instagram.com/yourinternetboyfriends.pod/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Instagram</a> or <a href="https://www.tiktok.com/@yourinternetboyfriends" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">TikTok</a>. </p><br><p>Watch our latest episodes every Thursday on <a href="https://www.youtube.com/@YourInternetBoyfriends" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">YouTube</a>. Tickets and everything else visit <a href="Https://yourinternetboyfriends.com" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.yourinternetboyfriends.com</a></p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p> Mark gets the results of some tests while a jetlagged Denis returns from his big fancy trip to LA. Our beautiful producer and photgrapher www.instagram.com/_declankelly Get involved and send us an email hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com or send us a DM on Instagram or TikTok. Watch our latest episodes every Thursday on YouTube. Tickets and everything else visit www.yourinternetboyfriends.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Mark gets the results of some tests while a jetlagged Denis returns from his big fancy trip to LA.

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]]> 2414 yes #27 Cruising Lessons for a Straight Man https://shows.acast.com/your-internet-boyfriends/episodes/68939449eef665d629cb92e1 Mark coaches Denis on how to cruise the streets of London while Denis encounters a very crotchy and very toothless waiter. Our beautiful producer and photgrapher www.instagram.com/_declankelly Get involved and send us an email hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com or send us a DM on Instagram or TikTok. Watch our latest episodes every Thursday on YouTube. Tickets and everything else visit www.yourinternetboyfriends.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 07 Aug 2025 05:00:00 -0000 #27 Cruising Lessons for a Straight Man full 27 HeadStuff Podcasts <p>Mark coaches Denis on how to cruise the streets of London while Denis encounters a very crotchy and very toothless waiter.</p><p>Our beautiful producer and photgrapher <a href="www.instagram.com/_declankelly" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.instagram.com/_declankelly</a></p><br><p>Get involved and send us an email <a href="mailto:hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com</a> or send us a DM on <a href="https://www.instagram.com/yourinternetboyfriends.pod/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Instagram</a> or <a href="https://www.tiktok.com/@yourinternetboyfriends" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">TikTok</a>. </p><br><p>Watch our latest episodes every Thursday on <a href="https://www.youtube.com/@YourInternetBoyfriends" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">YouTube</a>. Tickets and everything else visit <a href="Https://yourinternetboyfriends.com" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.yourinternetboyfriends.com</a></p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p> Mark coaches Denis on how to cruise the streets of London while Denis encounters a very crotchy and very toothless waiter. Our beautiful producer and photgrapher www.instagram.com/_declankelly Get involved and send us an email hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com or send us a DM on Instagram or TikTok. Watch our latest episodes every Thursday on YouTube. Tickets and everything else visit www.yourinternetboyfriends.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Mark coaches Denis on how to cruise the streets of London while Denis encounters a very crotchy and very toothless waiter.

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]]> 2709 yes #26 Short Shorts are taking over London https://shows.acast.com/your-internet-boyfriends/episodes/688a6bd68118276109fec9f9 Mark reveals a secret Your Internet Boyfriends photoshoot while Denis discusses laying in bed with Mark for a couple of hours. Our beautiful producer and photgrapher www.instagram.com/_declankelly Get involved and send us an email hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com or send us a DM on Instagram or TikTok. Watch our latest episodes every Thursday on YouTube. Tickets and everything else visit www.yourinternetboyfriends.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 31 Jul 2025 05:00:00 -0000 #26 Short Shorts are taking over London full 26 HeadStuff Podcasts <p>Mark reveals a secret Your Internet Boyfriends photoshoot while Denis discusses laying in bed with Mark for a couple of hours.</p><p>Our beautiful producer and photgrapher <a href="www.instagram.com/_declankelly" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.instagram.com/_declankelly</a></p><br><p>Get involved and send us an email <a href="mailto:hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com</a> or send us a DM on <a href="https://www.instagram.com/yourinternetboyfriends.pod/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Instagram</a> or <a href="https://www.tiktok.com/@yourinternetboyfriends" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">TikTok</a>. </p><br><p>Watch our latest episodes every Thursday on <a href="https://www.youtube.com/@YourInternetBoyfriends" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">YouTube</a>. Tickets and everything else visit <a href="Https://yourinternetboyfriends.com" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.yourinternetboyfriends.com</a></p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p> Mark reveals a secret Your Internet Boyfriends photoshoot while Denis discusses laying in bed with Mark for a couple of hours. Our beautiful producer and photgrapher www.instagram.com/_declankelly Get involved and send us an email hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com or send us a DM on Instagram or TikTok. Watch our latest episodes every Thursday on YouTube. Tickets and everything else visit www.yourinternetboyfriends.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Mark reveals a secret Your Internet Boyfriends photoshoot while Denis discusses laying in bed with Mark for a couple of hours.

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]]> 2498 yes #25 Meeting the Parents - All of the Parents https://shows.acast.com/your-internet-boyfriends/episodes/6880c2a5e0a86cc3ab4434f4 Denis reveals the chaotic experience of Lisa meeting his family. Mark gives Denis tips on how to spice up things in the bedroom. Yes, in the same episode. Our beautiful producer and photgrapher www.instagram.com/_declankelly Get involved and send us an email hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com or send us a DM on Instagram or TikTok. Watch our latest episodes every Thursday on YouTube. Tickets and everything else visit www.yourinternetboyfriends.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 24 Jul 2025 05:00:00 -0000 #25 Meeting the Parents - All of the Parents full 25 HeadStuff Podcasts <p>Denis reveals the chaotic experience of Lisa meeting his family. Mark gives Denis tips on how to spice up things in the bedroom. Yes, in the same episode.</p><p>Our beautiful producer and photgrapher <a href="www.instagram.com/_declankelly" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.instagram.com/_declankelly</a></p><br><p>Get involved and send us an email <a href="mailto:hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com</a> or send us a DM on <a href="https://www.instagram.com/yourinternetboyfriends.pod/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Instagram</a> or <a href="https://www.tiktok.com/@yourinternetboyfriends" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">TikTok</a>. </p><br><p>Watch our latest episodes every Thursday on <a href="https://www.youtube.com/@YourInternetBoyfriends" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">YouTube</a>. Tickets and everything else visit <a href="Https://yourinternetboyfriends.com" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.yourinternetboyfriends.com</a></p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p> Denis reveals the chaotic experience of Lisa meeting his family. Mark gives Denis tips on how to spice up things in the bedroom. Yes, in the same episode. Our beautiful producer and photgrapher www.instagram.com/_declankelly Get involved and send us an email hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com or send us a DM on Instagram or TikTok. Watch our latest episodes every Thursday on YouTube. Tickets and everything else visit www.yourinternetboyfriends.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Denis reveals the chaotic experience of Lisa meeting his family. Mark gives Denis tips on how to spice up things in the bedroom. Yes, in the same episode.

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]]> 2374 yes #24 A Continental Romance https://shows.acast.com/your-internet-boyfriends/episodes/6877aa76c32bf359c0d5499d Mark has a celebrity encounter in a sauna while Denis finds an ingenious way of getting much needed antibiotics. Our beautiful producer and photgrapher www.instagram.com/_declankelly Get involved and send us an email hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com or send us a DM on Instagram or TikTok. Watch our latest episodes every Thursday on YouTube. Tickets and everything else visit www.yourinternetboyfriends.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 17 Jul 2025 05:00:00 -0000 #24 A Continental Romance full 24 HeadStuff Podcasts <p>Mark has a celebrity encounter in a sauna while Denis finds an ingenious way of getting much needed antibiotics.</p><p>Our beautiful producer and photgrapher <a href="www.instagram.com/_declankelly" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.instagram.com/_declankelly</a></p><br><p>Get involved and send us an email <a href="mailto:hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com</a> or send us a DM on <a href="https://www.instagram.com/yourinternetboyfriends.pod/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Instagram</a> or <a href="https://www.tiktok.com/@yourinternetboyfriends" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">TikTok</a>. </p><br><p>Watch our latest episodes every Thursday on <a href="https://www.youtube.com/@YourInternetBoyfriends" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">YouTube</a>. Tickets and everything else visit <a href="Https://yourinternetboyfriends.com" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.yourinternetboyfriends.com</a></p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p> Mark has a celebrity encounter in a sauna while Denis finds an ingenious way of getting much needed antibiotics. Our beautiful producer and photgrapher www.instagram.com/_declankelly Get involved and send us an email hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com or send us a DM on Instagram or TikTok. Watch our latest episodes every Thursday on YouTube. Tickets and everything else visit www.yourinternetboyfriends.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Mark has a celebrity encounter in a sauna while Denis finds an ingenious way of getting much needed antibiotics.

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]]> 2883 yes #23 An Unexpected Guest Joins the Podcast https://shows.acast.com/your-internet-boyfriends/episodes/686e517bea74e132fb19062d A podcast first as Denis gets attacked by a beast in the studio and Mark hangs out with the Irish ambassador at Pride London. Our beautiful producer and photgrapher www.instagram.com/_declankelly Get involved and send us an email hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com or send us a DM on Instagram or TikTok. Watch our latest episodes every Thursday on YouTube. Tickets and everything else visit www.yourinternetboyfriends.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 10 Jul 2025 05:00:00 -0000 #23 An Unexpected Guest Joins the Podcast full 23 HeadStuff Podcasts <p>A podcast first as Denis gets attacked by a beast in the studio and Mark hangs out with the Irish ambassador at Pride London.</p><p>Our beautiful producer and photgrapher <a href="www.instagram.com/_declankelly" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.instagram.com/_declankelly</a></p><br><p>Get involved and send us an email <a href="mailto:hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com</a> or send us a DM on <a href="https://www.instagram.com/yourinternetboyfriends.pod/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Instagram</a> or <a href="https://www.tiktok.com/@yourinternetboyfriends" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">TikTok</a>. </p><br><p>Watch our latest episodes every Thursday on <a href="https://www.youtube.com/@YourInternetBoyfriends" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">YouTube</a>. Tickets and everything else visit <a href="Https://yourinternetboyfriends.com" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.yourinternetboyfriends.com</a></p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p> A podcast first as Denis gets attacked by a beast in the studio and Mark hangs out with the Irish ambassador at Pride London. Our beautiful producer and photgrapher www.instagram.com/_declankelly Get involved and send us an email hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com or send us a DM on Instagram or TikTok. Watch our latest episodes every Thursday on YouTube. Tickets and everything else visit www.yourinternetboyfriends.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices A podcast first as Denis gets attacked by a beast in the studio and Mark hangs out with the Irish ambassador at Pride London.

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]]> 2826 yes #22 Planning, packing and panicking https://shows.acast.com/your-internet-boyfriends/episodes/6864d714d9fe1412187a1422 The time has finally come: this week, the lads are off on a holiday. Mark gives tips on mingling with the locals, and Denis relives his family caravan days. Plus, we hear some of your holiday stories! Our beautiful producer and photgrapher www.instagram.com/_declankelly Get involved and send us an email hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com or send us a DM on Instagram or TikTok. Watch our latest episodes every Thursday on YouTube. Tickets and everything else visit www.yourinternetboyfriends.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 03 Jul 2025 04:00:00 -0000 #22 Planning, packing and panicking full 22 HeadStuff Podcasts <p>The time has finally come: this week, the lads are off on a holiday. Mark gives tips on mingling with the locals, and Denis relives his family caravan days. Plus, we hear some of your holiday stories!</p><p>Our beautiful producer and photgrapher <a href="www.instagram.com/_declankelly" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.instagram.com/_declankelly</a></p><br><p>Get involved and send us an email <a href="mailto:hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com</a> or send us a DM on <a href="https://www.instagram.com/yourinternetboyfriends.pod/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Instagram</a> or <a href="https://www.tiktok.com/@yourinternetboyfriends" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">TikTok</a>. </p><br><p>Watch our latest episodes every Thursday on <a href="https://www.youtube.com/@YourInternetBoyfriends" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">YouTube</a>. Tickets and everything else visit <a href="Https://yourinternetboyfriends.com" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.yourinternetboyfriends.com</a></p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p> The time has finally come: this week, the lads are off on a holiday. Mark gives tips on mingling with the locals, and Denis relives his family caravan days. Plus, we hear some of your holiday stories! Our beautiful producer and photgrapher www.instagram.com/_declankelly Get involved and send us an email hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com or send us a DM on Instagram or TikTok. Watch our latest episodes every Thursday on YouTube. Tickets and everything else visit www.yourinternetboyfriends.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices The time has finally come: this week, the lads are off on a holiday. Mark gives tips on mingling with the locals, and Denis relives his family caravan days. Plus, we hear some of your holiday stories!

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]]> 3032 yes #21 Summer dread, sweaty bellies and not-so-Fantastic Mr. Fox https://shows.acast.com/your-internet-boyfriends/episodes/685b01557cd58072a5202b8c This week, Mark's all dressed up for a special meeting, and Denis has to give Lisa some bad news. Our beautiful producer and photgrapher www.instagram.com/_declankelly Get involved and send us an email hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com or send us a DM on Instagram or TikTok. Watch our latest episodes every Thursday on YouTube. Tickets and everything else visit www.yourinternetboyfriends.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 26 Jun 2025 04:00:00 -0000 #21 Summer dread, sweaty bellies and not-so-Fantastic Mr. Fox full 21 HeadStuff Podcasts <p>This week, Mark's all dressed up for a special meeting, and Denis has to give Lisa some bad news.</p><p>Our beautiful producer and photgrapher <a href="www.instagram.com/_declankelly" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.instagram.com/_declankelly</a></p><br><p>Get involved and send us an email <a href="mailto:hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com</a> or send us a DM on <a href="https://www.instagram.com/yourinternetboyfriends.pod/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Instagram</a> or <a href="https://www.tiktok.com/@yourinternetboyfriends" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">TikTok</a>. </p><br><p>Watch our latest episodes every Thursday on <a href="https://www.youtube.com/@YourInternetBoyfriends" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">YouTube</a>. Tickets and everything else visit <a href="Https://yourinternetboyfriends.com" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.yourinternetboyfriends.com</a></p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p> This week, Mark's all dressed up for a special meeting, and Denis has to give Lisa some bad news. Our beautiful producer and photgrapher www.instagram.com/_declankelly Get involved and send us an email hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com or send us a DM on Instagram or TikTok. Watch our latest episodes every Thursday on YouTube. Tickets and everything else visit www.yourinternetboyfriends.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices This week, Mark's all dressed up for a special meeting, and Denis has to give Lisa some bad news.

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]]> 3202 yes #20 Do I fancy him or just like his jumper? https://shows.acast.com/your-internet-boyfriends/episodes/6852b1b268b0c25e38057e29 This week, Mark arrives tanned, moisturised and proudly showing his knees, while Denis immediately questions whether the glow is “Ballybunion or just a bit dirty.” From there, the lads get into the great mustache divide — listeners love it, Lisa hates it, and Denis is stuck trimming it down to a 1. Then the big question: do either of them actually have a type? Mark insists he’s “pick-and-mix,” Denis swears he doesn’t have one, and somehow we end up discussing knees, jealousy, Americans in summer and why queer attraction is half fancying someone, half wanting their vest. We also cover: the confusion of admiring someone vs wanting to look like them children’s birthday parties in Soho House beige-aesthetic clowns, white bouncy castles and choking hazards wild parenting choices the huge architectural drama around Liverpool Street Station Ireland’s fear of skyscrapers and the curse of 2000's blue-steel buildings hay fever season, sleepy roommates and the three types of pollen suffering Weekly queer straight comedy, Irish nostalgia and two men debating mustaches, skyscrapers and the ethics of Werthers Originals at a toddler’s party. Hit Follow — your Internet Boyfriends are moisturised, tanned and ready for summer. Our beautiful producer and photgrapher www.instagram.com/_declankelly Get involved and send us an email hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com or send us a DM on Instagram or TikTok. Watch our latest episodes every Thursday on YouTube. Tickets and everything else visit www.yourinternetboyfriends.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 19 Jun 2025 04:00:00 -0000 #20 Do I fancy him or just like his jumper? full 20 HeadStuff Podcasts <p>This week, Mark arrives tanned, moisturised and proudly showing his knees, while Denis immediately questions whether the glow is “Ballybunion or just a bit dirty.” From there, the lads get into the great <strong>mustache divide</strong> — listeners love it, Lisa hates it, and Denis is stuck trimming it down to a 1.</p><br><p>Then the big question: <strong>do either of them actually have a type? </strong>Mark insists he’s “pick-and-mix,” Denis swears he doesn’t have one, and somehow we end up discussing knees, jealousy, Americans in summer and why queer attraction is half fancying someone, half wanting their vest.</p><br><p>We also cover:</p><p><br></p><ul><li>the confusion of admiring someone vs wanting to look like them</li><li>children’s birthday parties in Soho House</li><li>beige-aesthetic clowns, white bouncy castles and choking hazards</li><li>wild parenting choices</li><li>the <em>huge</em> architectural drama around Liverpool Street Station</li><li>Ireland’s fear of skyscrapers and the curse of 2000's blue-steel buildings</li><li>hay fever season, sleepy roommates and the three types of pollen suffering</li></ul><p><br></p><p>Weekly queer straight comedy, Irish nostalgia and two men debating mustaches, skyscrapers and the ethics of Werthers Originals at a toddler’s party.</p><br><p><strong>Hit Follow — your Internet Boyfriends are moisturised, tanned and ready for summer.</strong></p><p>Our beautiful producer and photgrapher <a href="www.instagram.com/_declankelly" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.instagram.com/_declankelly</a></p><br><p>Get involved and send us an email <a href="mailto:hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com</a> or send us a DM on <a href="https://www.instagram.com/yourinternetboyfriends.pod/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Instagram</a> or <a href="https://www.tiktok.com/@yourinternetboyfriends" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">TikTok</a>. </p><br><p>Watch our latest episodes every Thursday on <a href="https://www.youtube.com/@YourInternetBoyfriends" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">YouTube</a>. Tickets and everything else visit <a href="Https://yourinternetboyfriends.com" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.yourinternetboyfriends.com</a></p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p> This week, Mark arrives tanned, moisturised and proudly showing his knees, while Denis immediately questions whether the glow is “Ballybunion or just a bit dirty.” From there, the lads get into the great mustache divide — listeners love it, Lisa hates it, and Denis is stuck trimming it down to a 1. Then the big question: do either of them actually have a type? Mark insists he’s “pick-and-mix,” Denis swears he doesn’t have one, and somehow we end up discussing knees, jealousy, Americans in summer and why queer attraction is half fancying someone, half wanting their vest. We also cover: the confusion of admiring someone vs wanting to look like them children’s birthday parties in Soho House beige-aesthetic clowns, white bouncy castles and choking hazards wild parenting choices the huge architectural drama around Liverpool Street Station Ireland’s fear of skyscrapers and the curse of 2000's blue-steel buildings hay fever season, sleepy roommates and the three types of pollen suffering Weekly queer straight comedy, Irish nostalgia and two men debating mustaches, skyscrapers and the ethics of Werthers Originals at a toddler’s party. Hit Follow — your Internet Boyfriends are moisturised, tanned and ready for summer. Our beautiful producer and photgrapher www.instagram.com/_declankelly Get involved and send us an email hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com or send us a DM on Instagram or TikTok. Watch our latest episodes every Thursday on YouTube. Tickets and everything else visit www.yourinternetboyfriends.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices This week, Mark arrives tanned, moisturised and proudly showing his knees, while Denis immediately questions whether the glow is “Ballybunion or just a bit dirty.” From there, the lads get into the great mustache divide — listeners love it, Lisa hates it, and Denis is stuck trimming it down to a 1.

Then the big question: do either of them actually have a type? Mark insists he’s “pick-and-mix,” Denis swears he doesn’t have one, and somehow we end up discussing knees, jealousy, Americans in summer and why queer attraction is half fancying someone, half wanting their vest.

We also cover:


  • the confusion of admiring someone vs wanting to look like them
  • children’s birthday parties in Soho House
  • beige-aesthetic clowns, white bouncy castles and choking hazards
  • wild parenting choices
  • the huge architectural drama around Liverpool Street Station
  • Ireland’s fear of skyscrapers and the curse of 2000's blue-steel buildings
  • hay fever season, sleepy roommates and the three types of pollen suffering


Weekly queer straight comedy, Irish nostalgia and two men debating mustaches, skyscrapers and the ethics of Werthers Originals at a toddler’s party.

Hit Follow — your Internet Boyfriends are moisturised, tanned and ready for summer.

Our beautiful producer and photgrapher www.instagram.com/_declankelly

Get involved and send us an email hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com or send us a DM on Instagram or TikTok.

Watch our latest episodes every Thursday on YouTube. Tickets and everything else visit www.yourinternetboyfriends.com

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

]]> 2460 no #19 Denis Goes Swimming and Mark Gets Robbed https://shows.acast.com/your-internet-boyfriends/episodes/68492e6c1a37473f7dd2f4ba This week, Mark and Denis cover everything from awkward Grindr encounters to the strange social rules of London transport. Mark finds out he has actual stalkers watching him in public buildings (“I can see you”), Denis fields increasingly unhinged Instagram DMs, and both of them try to understand why people apply full glam on the 8:15 bus. They also get into: the woman who did a full outfit change on a packed morning bus the return of the Dalston Junction traffic apocalypse London service culture, bar-staff limbo, and cafés run entirely at glacial pace the restaurant manager whose iPad screensaver accidentally streamed everything Denis’ first trip to a London Lido the night Mark woke up to a stranger inside the bedroom — and the trauma of realising the window was open Plus: Minecraft comfort gaming, Spyro nostalgia, festival rain jackets in June, and the universal Irish fear that once it starts raining… it’ll never stop. Weekly queer comedy, Irish nostalgia, and two men splashing, dodging cyclists and whispering “I’m going to pull in now” like human vehicles. Hit Follow — your Internet Boyfriends are watching their mirrors and guarding their phones. Our beautiful producer and photgrapher www.instagram.com/_declankelly Get involved and send us an email hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com or send us a DM on Instagram or TikTok. Watch our latest episodes every Thursday on YouTube. Tickets and everything else visit www.yourinternetboyfriends.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 12 Jun 2025 04:00:00 -0000 #19 Denis Goes Swimming and Mark Gets Robbed full 19 HeadStuff Podcasts <p>This week, Mark and Denis cover everything from awkward Grindr encounters to the strange social rules of London transport. Mark finds out he has <em>actual stalkers</em> watching him in public buildings (“I can see you”), Denis fields increasingly unhinged Instagram DMs, and both of them try to understand why people apply full glam on the 8:15 bus.</p><br><p>They also get into:</p><p><br></p><ul><li>the woman who did a full outfit change on a packed morning bus</li><li>the return of the Dalston Junction traffic apocalypse</li><li>London service culture, bar-staff limbo, and cafés run entirely at glacial pace</li><li>the restaurant manager whose iPad screensaver accidentally streamed <em>everything</em></li><li>Denis’ first trip to a London Lido</li><li>the night Mark woke up to a stranger <em>inside the bedroom</em> — and the trauma of realising the window was open</li><li>Plus: Minecraft comfort gaming, Spyro nostalgia, festival rain jackets in June, and the universal Irish fear that once it starts raining… it’ll never stop.</li></ul><p><br></p><p>Weekly queer comedy, Irish nostalgia, and two men splashing, dodging cyclists and whispering “I’m going to pull in now” like human vehicles.</p><br><p><strong>Hit Follow — your Internet Boyfriends are watching their mirrors and guarding their phones.</strong></p><p>Our beautiful producer and photgrapher <a href="www.instagram.com/_declankelly" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.instagram.com/_declankelly</a></p><br><p>Get involved and send us an email <a href="mailto:hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com</a> or send us a DM on <a href="https://www.instagram.com/yourinternetboyfriends.pod/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Instagram</a> or <a href="https://www.tiktok.com/@yourinternetboyfriends" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">TikTok</a>. </p><br><p>Watch our latest episodes every Thursday on <a href="https://www.youtube.com/@YourInternetBoyfriends" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">YouTube</a>. Tickets and everything else visit <a href="Https://yourinternetboyfriends.com" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.yourinternetboyfriends.com</a></p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p> This week, Mark and Denis cover everything from awkward Grindr encounters to the strange social rules of London transport. Mark finds out he has actual stalkers watching him in public buildings (“I can see you”), Denis fields increasingly unhinged Instagram DMs, and both of them try to understand why people apply full glam on the 8:15 bus. They also get into: the woman who did a full outfit change on a packed morning bus the return of the Dalston Junction traffic apocalypse London service culture, bar-staff limbo, and cafés run entirely at glacial pace the restaurant manager whose iPad screensaver accidentally streamed everything Denis’ first trip to a London Lido the night Mark woke up to a stranger inside the bedroom — and the trauma of realising the window was open Plus: Minecraft comfort gaming, Spyro nostalgia, festival rain jackets in June, and the universal Irish fear that once it starts raining… it’ll never stop. Weekly queer comedy, Irish nostalgia, and two men splashing, dodging cyclists and whispering “I’m going to pull in now” like human vehicles. Hit Follow — your Internet Boyfriends are watching their mirrors and guarding their phones. Our beautiful producer and photgrapher www.instagram.com/_declankelly Get involved and send us an email hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com or send us a DM on Instagram or TikTok. Watch our latest episodes every Thursday on YouTube. Tickets and everything else visit www.yourinternetboyfriends.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices This week, Mark and Denis cover everything from awkward Grindr encounters to the strange social rules of London transport. Mark finds out he has actual stalkers watching him in public buildings (“I can see you”), Denis fields increasingly unhinged Instagram DMs, and both of them try to understand why people apply full glam on the 8:15 bus.


They also get into:


  • the woman who did a full outfit change on a packed morning bus
  • the return of the Dalston Junction traffic apocalypse
  • London service culture, bar-staff limbo, and cafés run entirely at glacial pace
  • the restaurant manager whose iPad screensaver accidentally streamed everything
  • Denis’ first trip to a London Lido
  • the night Mark woke up to a stranger inside the bedroom — and the trauma of realising the window was open
  • Plus: Minecraft comfort gaming, Spyro nostalgia, festival rain jackets in June, and the universal Irish fear that once it starts raining… it’ll never stop.


Weekly queer comedy, Irish nostalgia, and two men splashing, dodging cyclists and whispering “I’m going to pull in now” like human vehicles.


Hit Follow — your Internet Boyfriends are watching their mirrors and guarding their phones.

Our beautiful producer and photgrapher www.instagram.com/_declankelly


Get involved and send us an email hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com or send us a DM on Instagram or TikTok.


Watch our latest episodes every Thursday on YouTube. Tickets and everything else visit www.yourinternetboyfriends.com

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

]]> 2453 no #18 Freebies, Woke roofs and saving the bees https://shows.acast.com/your-internet-boyfriends/episodes/6840a4f9c8835d385c3f4aad This week, Denis is crocked with a back injury and Mark is robbed by a pigeon. Plus, the lads decide it's time to start saving the planet... one bee at a time. Our beautiful producer and photgrapher www.instagram.com/_declankelly Get involved and send us an email hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com or send us a DM on Instagram or TikTok. Watch our latest episodes every Thursday on YouTube. Tickets and everything else visit www.yourinternetboyfriends.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 05 Jun 2025 04:00:00 -0000 #18 Freebies, Woke roofs and saving the bees full 18 HeadStuff Podcasts <p>This week, Denis is crocked with a back injury and Mark is robbed by a pigeon. Plus, the lads decide it's time to start saving the planet... one bee at a time.</p><p>Our beautiful producer and photgrapher <a href="www.instagram.com/_declankelly" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.instagram.com/_declankelly</a></p><br><p>Get involved and send us an email <a href="mailto:hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com</a> or send us a DM on <a href="https://www.instagram.com/yourinternetboyfriends.pod/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Instagram</a> or <a href="https://www.tiktok.com/@yourinternetboyfriends" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">TikTok</a>. </p><br><p>Watch our latest episodes every Thursday on <a href="https://www.youtube.com/@YourInternetBoyfriends" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">YouTube</a>. Tickets and everything else visit <a href="Https://yourinternetboyfriends.com" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.yourinternetboyfriends.com</a></p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p> This week, Denis is crocked with a back injury and Mark is robbed by a pigeon. Plus, the lads decide it's time to start saving the planet... one bee at a time. Our beautiful producer and photgrapher www.instagram.com/_declankelly Get involved and send us an email hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com or send us a DM on Instagram or TikTok. Watch our latest episodes every Thursday on YouTube. Tickets and everything else visit www.yourinternetboyfriends.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices This week, Denis is crocked with a back injury and Mark is robbed by a pigeon. Plus, the lads decide it's time to start saving the planet... one bee at a time.

Our beautiful producer and photgrapher www.instagram.com/_declankelly


Get involved and send us an email hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com or send us a DM on Instagram or TikTok.


Watch our latest episodes every Thursday on YouTube. Tickets and everything else visit www.yourinternetboyfriends.com

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

]]> 2921 no #17 Bread, Brussels and bellbottoms https://shows.acast.com/your-internet-boyfriends/episodes/6837624c6e5b65d7875ee51e This week, the lads chat about Mark's trip to Belgium and Denis searches in vain for the perfect (or indeed, any) pair of jeans. Our beautiful producer and photgrapher www.instagram.com/_declankelly Get involved and send us an email hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com or send us a DM on Instagram or TikTok. Watch our latest episodes every Thursday on YouTube. Tickets and everything else visit www.yourinternetboyfriends.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 29 May 2025 04:00:00 -0000 #17 Bread, Brussels and bellbottoms full 17 HeadStuff Podcasts <p>This week, the lads chat about Mark's trip to Belgium and Denis searches in vain for the perfect (or indeed, any) pair of jeans.</p><p>Our beautiful producer and photgrapher <a href="www.instagram.com/_declankelly" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.instagram.com/_declankelly</a></p><br><p>Get involved and send us an email <a href="mailto:hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com</a> or send us a DM on <a href="https://www.instagram.com/yourinternetboyfriends.pod/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Instagram</a> or <a href="https://www.tiktok.com/@yourinternetboyfriends" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">TikTok</a>. </p><br><p>Watch our latest episodes every Thursday on <a href="https://www.youtube.com/@YourInternetBoyfriends" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">YouTube</a>. Tickets and everything else visit <a href="Https://yourinternetboyfriends.com" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.yourinternetboyfriends.com</a></p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p> This week, the lads chat about Mark's trip to Belgium and Denis searches in vain for the perfect (or indeed, any) pair of jeans. Our beautiful producer and photgrapher www.instagram.com/_declankelly Get involved and send us an email hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com or send us a DM on Instagram or TikTok. Watch our latest episodes every Thursday on YouTube. Tickets and everything else visit www.yourinternetboyfriends.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices This week, the lads chat about Mark's trip to Belgium and Denis searches in vain for the perfect (or indeed, any) pair of jeans.

Our beautiful producer and photgrapher www.instagram.com/_declankelly


Get involved and send us an email hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com or send us a DM on Instagram or TikTok.


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]]> 2502 no #16 I Kissed A Boy And It Was Fine https://shows.acast.com/your-internet-boyfriends/episodes/682e45169a7e8b0aac09c5a4 This week, Denis finds some empathy for millionaires and Mark is hungry for fame no matter what it takes (but mainly by getting on I Kissed a Boy). Plus, the lads reveal their oldest lovers. Our beautiful producer and photgrapher www.instagram.com/_declankelly Get involved and send us an email hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com or send us a DM on Instagram or TikTok. Watch our latest episodes every Thursday on YouTube. Tickets and everything else visit www.yourinternetboyfriends.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 22 May 2025 04:00:00 -0000 #16 I Kissed A Boy And It Was Fine full 16 HeadStuff Podcasts <p>This week, Denis finds some empathy for millionaires and Mark is hungry for fame no matter what it takes (but mainly by getting on I Kissed a Boy). Plus, the lads reveal their oldest lovers.</p><p>Our beautiful producer and photgrapher <a href="www.instagram.com/_declankelly" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.instagram.com/_declankelly</a></p><br><p>Get involved and send us an email <a href="mailto:hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com</a> or send us a DM on <a href="https://www.instagram.com/yourinternetboyfriends.pod/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Instagram</a> or <a href="https://www.tiktok.com/@yourinternetboyfriends" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">TikTok</a>. </p><br><p>Watch our latest episodes every Thursday on <a href="https://www.youtube.com/@YourInternetBoyfriends" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">YouTube</a>. Tickets and everything else visit <a href="Https://yourinternetboyfriends.com" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.yourinternetboyfriends.com</a></p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p> This week, Denis finds some empathy for millionaires and Mark is hungry for fame no matter what it takes (but mainly by getting on I Kissed a Boy). Plus, the lads reveal their oldest lovers. Our beautiful producer and photgrapher www.instagram.com/_declankelly Get involved and send us an email hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com or send us a DM on Instagram or TikTok. Watch our latest episodes every Thursday on YouTube. Tickets and everything else visit www.yourinternetboyfriends.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices This week, Denis finds some empathy for millionaires and Mark is hungry for fame no matter what it takes (but mainly by getting on I Kissed a Boy). Plus, the lads reveal their oldest lovers.

Our beautiful producer and photgrapher www.instagram.com/_declankelly


Get involved and send us an email hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com or send us a DM on Instagram or TikTok.


Watch our latest episodes every Thursday on YouTube. Tickets and everything else visit www.yourinternetboyfriends.com

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]]> 2731 yes #15 Denis Visits a Back Alley Doctor https://shows.acast.com/your-internet-boyfriends/episodes/682511990dd8f99ce2451233 This week, Mark is back from Fringe with some recommendations and Denis accidentally joins the cast of Springwatch. Plus, the lads chat about Hadrian's twenty twinks. Our beautiful producer and photgrapher www.instagram.com/_declankelly Get involved and send us an email hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com or send us a DM on Instagram or TikTok. Watch our latest episodes every Thursday on YouTube. Tickets and everything else visit www.yourinternetboyfriends.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 15 May 2025 04:00:00 -0000 #15 Back Alley Doctors full 15 HeadStuff Podcasts <p>This week, Mark is back from Fringe with some recommendations and Denis accidentally joins the cast of Springwatch. Plus, the lads chat about Hadrian's twenty twinks.</p><p>Our beautiful producer and photgrapher <a href="www.instagram.com/_declankelly" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.instagram.com/_declankelly</a></p><br><p>Get involved and send us an email <a href="mailto:hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com</a> or send us a DM on <a href="https://www.instagram.com/yourinternetboyfriends.pod/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Instagram</a> or <a href="https://www.tiktok.com/@yourinternetboyfriends" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">TikTok</a>. </p><br><p>Watch our latest episodes every Thursday on <a href="https://www.youtube.com/@YourInternetBoyfriends" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">YouTube</a>. Tickets and everything else visit <a href="Https://yourinternetboyfriends.com" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.yourinternetboyfriends.com</a></p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p> This week, Mark is back from Fringe with some recommendations and Denis accidentally joins the cast of Springwatch. Plus, the lads chat about Hadrian's twenty twinks. Our beautiful producer and photgrapher www.instagram.com/_declankelly Get involved and send us an email hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com or send us a DM on Instagram or TikTok. Watch our latest episodes every Thursday on YouTube. Tickets and everything else visit www.yourinternetboyfriends.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices This week, Mark is back from Fringe with some recommendations and Denis accidentally joins the cast of Springwatch. Plus, the lads chat about Hadrian's twenty twinks.

Our beautiful producer and photgrapher www.instagram.com/_declankelly


Get involved and send us an email hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com or send us a DM on Instagram or TikTok.


Watch our latest episodes every Thursday on YouTube. Tickets and everything else visit www.yourinternetboyfriends.com

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]]> 2745 yes #14 Cooking, capes and communion https://shows.acast.com/your-internet-boyfriends/episodes/681b9afe3e6644d7a3644018 The lads are up at the crack of dawn (9 am) this week, with new haircuts in tow. Mark takes Denis's advice on meal prep and Denis has a tribute for the world's (formerly) oldest woman. Our beautiful producer and photgrapher www.instagram.com/_declankelly Get involved and send us an email hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com or send us a DM on Instagram or TikTok. Watch our latest episodes every Thursday on YouTube. Tickets and everything else visit www.yourinternetboyfriends.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 08 May 2025 04:00:00 -0000 #14 Cooking, capes and communion full 14 HeadStuff Podcasts <p>The lads are up at the crack of dawn (9 am) this week, with new haircuts in tow. Mark takes Denis's advice on meal prep and Denis has a tribute for the world's (formerly) oldest woman.</p><p>Our beautiful producer and photgrapher <a href="www.instagram.com/_declankelly" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.instagram.com/_declankelly</a></p><br><p>Get involved and send us an email <a href="mailto:hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com</a> or send us a DM on <a href="https://www.instagram.com/yourinternetboyfriends.pod/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Instagram</a> or <a href="https://www.tiktok.com/@yourinternetboyfriends" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">TikTok</a>. </p><br><p>Watch our latest episodes every Thursday on <a href="https://www.youtube.com/@YourInternetBoyfriends" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">YouTube</a>. Tickets and everything else visit <a href="Https://yourinternetboyfriends.com" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.yourinternetboyfriends.com</a></p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p> The lads are up at the crack of dawn (9 am) this week, with new haircuts in tow. Mark takes Denis's advice on meal prep and Denis has a tribute for the world's (formerly) oldest woman. Our beautiful producer and photgrapher www.instagram.com/_declankelly Get involved and send us an email hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com or send us a DM on Instagram or TikTok. Watch our latest episodes every Thursday on YouTube. Tickets and everything else visit www.yourinternetboyfriends.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices The lads are up at the crack of dawn (9 am) this week, with new haircuts in tow. Mark takes Denis's advice on meal prep and Denis has a tribute for the world's (formerly) oldest woman.

Our beautiful producer and photgrapher www.instagram.com/_declankelly

Get involved and send us an email hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com or send us a DM on Instagram or TikTok.

Watch our latest episodes every Thursday on YouTube. Tickets and everything else visit www.yourinternetboyfriends.com

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]]> 2305 yes #13 The Dishwasher Near-Death Experience https://shows.acast.com/your-internet-boyfriends/episodes/6811cf499704d99f8442a273 This week, Mark arrives glowing with five layers of suncream after climbing 111 tube-station steps for the sake of his shorts, while Denis recounts the horror of being fully stuck in a lift. From there, they spiral into the true gauntlet of modern life: helping Irish parents with online banking. Denis spends six and a half hours trying to get his dad to charge an old phone, open an app, ignore the barking dogs and stop pretending to be “changing trains. We also cover: country undertakers who moonlight as council workers the wild things people say to you at funerals (“we never knew…”) Lisa’s Final Destination fall: the slipper launch, the cartoon leg-flail and Denis diving like an Olympic lifeguard nieces visiting London and questioning why Mark doesn’t own a car lying about the London Eye being “closed” to avoid a £160 queue Tower Bridge, boats, Wicked, and teaching small children they can be witches, engineers or train drivers the gay-uncle effect: do gay men get extra points for being good with kids? Happy-Birthday-Gate: the listener email explaining why restaurants keep ambushing Denis with celebrations Kevin McLeod appreciation, Grand Designs comfort-watching and middle-aged thirst for “design daddies” Weekly queer straight comedy, Irish nostalgia and two men realising their parents should never, ever be allowed near a digital banking app. Hit Follow — your Internet Boyfriends are climbing stairs, saving lives and avoiding the London Eye. Our beautiful producer and photgrapher www.instagram.com/_declankelly Get involved and send us an email hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com or send us a DM on Instagram or TikTok. Watch our latest episodes every Thursday on YouTube. Tickets and everything else visit www.yourinternetboyfriends.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 01 May 2025 04:00:00 -0000 #13 The Dishwasher Near-Death Experience full 13 HeadStuff Podcasts <p>This week, Mark arrives glowing with five layers of suncream after climbing 111 tube-station steps for the sake of his shorts, while Denis recounts the horror of being <em>fully stuck in a lift</em>. From there, they spiral into the true gauntlet of modern life: helping Irish parents with online banking. Denis spends six and a half hours trying to get his dad to charge an old phone, open an app, ignore the barking dogs and stop pretending to be “changing trains.</p><br><p>We also cover:</p><p><br></p><ul><li>country undertakers who moonlight as council workers</li><li>the wild things people say to you at funerals (“we never knew…”)</li><li>Lisa’s Final Destination fall: the slipper launch, the cartoon leg-flail and Denis diving like an Olympic lifeguard</li><li>nieces visiting London and questioning why Mark doesn’t own a car</li><li>lying about the London Eye being “closed” to avoid a £160 queue</li><li>Tower Bridge, boats, Wicked, and teaching small children they can be witches, engineers or train drivers</li><li>the gay-uncle effect: do gay men get extra points for being good with kids?</li><li>Happy-Birthday-Gate: the listener email explaining why restaurants keep ambushing Denis with celebrations</li><li>Kevin McLeod appreciation, Grand Designs comfort-watching and middle-aged thirst for “design daddies”</li></ul><p><br></p><p>Weekly queer straight comedy, Irish nostalgia and two men realising their parents should never, ever be allowed near a digital banking app.</p><br><p><strong>Hit Follow — your Internet Boyfriends are climbing stairs, saving lives and avoiding the London Eye.</strong></p><p>Our beautiful producer and photgrapher <a href="www.instagram.com/_declankelly" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.instagram.com/_declankelly</a></p><br><p>Get involved and send us an email <a href="mailto:hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com</a> or send us a DM on <a href="https://www.instagram.com/yourinternetboyfriends.pod/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Instagram</a> or <a href="https://www.tiktok.com/@yourinternetboyfriends" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">TikTok</a>. </p><br><p>Watch our latest episodes every Thursday on <a href="https://www.youtube.com/@YourInternetBoyfriends" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">YouTube</a>. Tickets and everything else visit <a href="Https://yourinternetboyfriends.com" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.yourinternetboyfriends.com</a></p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p> This week, Mark arrives glowing with five layers of suncream after climbing 111 tube-station steps for the sake of his shorts, while Denis recounts the horror of being fully stuck in a lift. From there, they spiral into the true gauntlet of modern life: helping Irish parents with online banking. Denis spends six and a half hours trying to get his dad to charge an old phone, open an app, ignore the barking dogs and stop pretending to be “changing trains. We also cover: country undertakers who moonlight as council workers the wild things people say to you at funerals (“we never knew…”) Lisa’s Final Destination fall: the slipper launch, the cartoon leg-flail and Denis diving like an Olympic lifeguard nieces visiting London and questioning why Mark doesn’t own a car lying about the London Eye being “closed” to avoid a £160 queue Tower Bridge, boats, Wicked, and teaching small children they can be witches, engineers or train drivers the gay-uncle effect: do gay men get extra points for being good with kids? Happy-Birthday-Gate: the listener email explaining why restaurants keep ambushing Denis with celebrations Kevin McLeod appreciation, Grand Designs comfort-watching and middle-aged thirst for “design daddies” Weekly queer straight comedy, Irish nostalgia and two men realising their parents should never, ever be allowed near a digital banking app. Hit Follow — your Internet Boyfriends are climbing stairs, saving lives and avoiding the London Eye. Our beautiful producer and photgrapher www.instagram.com/_declankelly Get involved and send us an email hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com or send us a DM on Instagram or TikTok. Watch our latest episodes every Thursday on YouTube. Tickets and everything else visit www.yourinternetboyfriends.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices This week, Mark arrives glowing with five layers of suncream after climbing 111 tube-station steps for the sake of his shorts, while Denis recounts the horror of being fully stuck in a lift. From there, they spiral into the true gauntlet of modern life: helping Irish parents with online banking. Denis spends six and a half hours trying to get his dad to charge an old phone, open an app, ignore the barking dogs and stop pretending to be “changing trains.


We also cover:


  • country undertakers who moonlight as council workers
  • the wild things people say to you at funerals (“we never knew…”)
  • Lisa’s Final Destination fall: the slipper launch, the cartoon leg-flail and Denis diving like an Olympic lifeguard
  • nieces visiting London and questioning why Mark doesn’t own a car
  • lying about the London Eye being “closed” to avoid a £160 queue
  • Tower Bridge, boats, Wicked, and teaching small children they can be witches, engineers or train drivers
  • the gay-uncle effect: do gay men get extra points for being good with kids?
  • Happy-Birthday-Gate: the listener email explaining why restaurants keep ambushing Denis with celebrations
  • Kevin McLeod appreciation, Grand Designs comfort-watching and middle-aged thirst for “design daddies”


Weekly queer straight comedy, Irish nostalgia and two men realising their parents should never, ever be allowed near a digital banking app.


Hit Follow — your Internet Boyfriends are climbing stairs, saving lives and avoiding the London Eye.

Our beautiful producer and photgrapher www.instagram.com/_declankelly


Get involved and send us an email hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com or send us a DM on Instagram or TikTok.


Watch our latest episodes every Thursday on YouTube. Tickets and everything else visit www.yourinternetboyfriends.com

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

]]> 2475 yes #12 The Birthday Disaster From Hell https://shows.acast.com/your-internet-boyfriends/episodes/68088faf6031e0c0b0a5d364 What starts as a chat about birthdays and forest bathing quickly becomes: Mark revisiting his childhood obsession with Radio Kerry’s late-night “Love Zone,” Denis trying to understand how a 10-year-old ended up under the duvet listening to “The Way You Look Tonight,” a full breakdown of Mark’s week of sickness, snuffles, lozenges, ginger shots and… tummy incidents, and the stress of giving tours around Buckingham Palace while praying for survival. Then Denis shares one of the most awkward moments of his life: a restaurant bringing over a candlelit dessert he didn’t order, the staff clapping, a chocolate plate saying “Happy Anniversary” even though they’ve been dating four weeks, Denis eating the entire thing himself, and a second restaurant the following week accidentally starting another birthday celebration. There are mint-choc cocktails, lip-syncing Americans, postman-delivered flowers, and a very fragile man on the brink. Follow for queer straight bonding, dating disasters, and two gorgeous boyfriends trying their best. Our beautiful producer and photgrapher www.instagram.com/_declankelly Get involved and send us an email hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com or send us a DM on Instagram or TikTok. Watch our latest episodes every Thursday on YouTube. Tickets and everything else visit www.yourinternetboyfriends.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 24 Apr 2025 04:00:00 -0000 #12 The Birthday Disaster From Hell full 12 HeadStuff Podcasts <p>What starts as a chat about birthdays and forest bathing quickly becomes:</p><ul><li>Mark revisiting his childhood obsession with Radio Kerry’s late-night “Love Zone,”</li><li>Denis trying to understand how a 10-year-old ended up under the duvet listening to “The Way You Look Tonight,”</li><li>a full breakdown of Mark’s week of sickness, snuffles, lozenges, ginger shots and… tummy incidents,</li><li>and the stress of giving tours around Buckingham Palace while praying for survival.</li></ul><p><br></p><p>Then Denis shares one of the most awkward moments of his life:</p><ul><li>a restaurant bringing over a candlelit dessert he <strong>didn’t order</strong>,</li><li>the staff clapping,</li><li>a chocolate plate saying <strong>“Happy Anniversary”</strong> even though they’ve been dating four weeks,</li><li>Denis eating the entire thing himself,</li><li>and a second restaurant the following week accidentally starting <strong>another</strong> birthday celebration.</li></ul><p><br></p><p>There are mint-choc cocktails, lip-syncing Americans, postman-delivered flowers, and a very fragile man on the brink.</p><br><p>Follow for queer straight bonding, dating disasters, and two gorgeous boyfriends trying their best.</p><p>Our beautiful producer and photgrapher <a href="www.instagram.com/_declankelly" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.instagram.com/_declankelly</a></p><br><p>Get involved and send us an email <a href="mailto:hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com</a> or send us a DM on <a href="https://www.instagram.com/yourinternetboyfriends.pod/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Instagram</a> or <a href="https://www.tiktok.com/@yourinternetboyfriends" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">TikTok</a>. </p><br><p>Watch our latest episodes every Thursday on <a href="https://www.youtube.com/@YourInternetBoyfriends" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">YouTube</a>. Tickets and everything else visit <a href="Https://yourinternetboyfriends.com" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.yourinternetboyfriends.com</a></p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p> What starts as a chat about birthdays and forest bathing quickly becomes: Mark revisiting his childhood obsession with Radio Kerry’s late-night “Love Zone,” Denis trying to understand how a 10-year-old ended up under the duvet listening to “The Way You Look Tonight,” a full breakdown of Mark’s week of sickness, snuffles, lozenges, ginger shots and… tummy incidents, and the stress of giving tours around Buckingham Palace while praying for survival. Then Denis shares one of the most awkward moments of his life: a restaurant bringing over a candlelit dessert he didn’t order, the staff clapping, a chocolate plate saying “Happy Anniversary” even though they’ve been dating four weeks, Denis eating the entire thing himself, and a second restaurant the following week accidentally starting another birthday celebration. There are mint-choc cocktails, lip-syncing Americans, postman-delivered flowers, and a very fragile man on the brink. Follow for queer straight bonding, dating disasters, and two gorgeous boyfriends trying their best. Our beautiful producer and photgrapher www.instagram.com/_declankelly Get involved and send us an email hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com or send us a DM on Instagram or TikTok. Watch our latest episodes every Thursday on YouTube. Tickets and everything else visit www.yourinternetboyfriends.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices What starts as a chat about birthdays and forest bathing quickly becomes:

  • Mark revisiting his childhood obsession with Radio Kerry’s late-night “Love Zone,”
  • Denis trying to understand how a 10-year-old ended up under the duvet listening to “The Way You Look Tonight,”
  • a full breakdown of Mark’s week of sickness, snuffles, lozenges, ginger shots and… tummy incidents,
  • and the stress of giving tours around Buckingham Palace while praying for survival.


Then Denis shares one of the most awkward moments of his life:

  • a restaurant bringing over a candlelit dessert he didn’t order,
  • the staff clapping,
  • a chocolate plate saying “Happy Anniversary” even though they’ve been dating four weeks,
  • Denis eating the entire thing himself,
  • and a second restaurant the following week accidentally starting another birthday celebration.


There are mint-choc cocktails, lip-syncing Americans, postman-delivered flowers, and a very fragile man on the brink.


Follow for queer straight bonding, dating disasters, and two gorgeous boyfriends trying their best.

Our beautiful producer and photgrapher www.instagram.com/_declankelly


Get involved and send us an email hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com or send us a DM on Instagram or TikTok.


Watch our latest episodes every Thursday on YouTube. Tickets and everything else visit www.yourinternetboyfriends.com

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

]]> 2403 no #11 Gays Behaving Badly (Again) https://shows.acast.com/your-internet-boyfriends/episodes/67ffea442bfb8508d6fa74b5 This week, the lads are reviewing some starkly different movies and Mark talks moustache maintenance. Our beautiful producer and photgrapher www.instagram.com/_declankelly Get involved and send us an email hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com or send us a DM on Instagram or TikTok. Watch our latest episodes every Thursday on YouTube. Tickets and everything else visit www.yourinternetboyfriends.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 17 Apr 2025 04:00:00 -0000 #11 Gays Behaving Badly (Again) full 11 HeadStuff Podcasts <p>This week, the lads are reviewing some starkly different movies and Mark talks moustache maintenance.</p><p>Our beautiful producer and photgrapher <a href="www.instagram.com/_declankelly" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.instagram.com/_declankelly</a></p><br><p>Get involved and send us an email <a href="mailto:hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com</a> or send us a DM on <a href="https://www.instagram.com/yourinternetboyfriends.pod/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Instagram</a> or <a href="https://www.tiktok.com/@yourinternetboyfriends" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">TikTok</a>. </p><br><p>Watch our latest episodes every Thursday on <a href="https://www.youtube.com/@YourInternetBoyfriends" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">YouTube</a>. Tickets and everything else visit <a href="Https://yourinternetboyfriends.com" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.yourinternetboyfriends.com</a></p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p> This week, the lads are reviewing some starkly different movies and Mark talks moustache maintenance. Our beautiful producer and photgrapher www.instagram.com/_declankelly Get involved and send us an email hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com or send us a DM on Instagram or TikTok. Watch our latest episodes every Thursday on YouTube. Tickets and everything else visit www.yourinternetboyfriends.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices This week, the lads are reviewing some starkly different movies and Mark talks moustache maintenance.

Our beautiful producer and photgrapher www.instagram.com/_declankelly


Get involved and send us an email hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com or send us a DM on Instagram or TikTok.


Watch our latest episodes every Thursday on YouTube. Tickets and everything else visit www.yourinternetboyfriends.com

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

]]> 2327 yes #10 Big New Studio and a Big Boot https://shows.acast.com/your-internet-boyfriends/episodes/67f71f370c09f66202b5bc08 This week, Mark and Denis settle into their very blue new studio complete with TV3 morning-show energy and catch up on a surprisingly dramatic few days. Denis arrives with big news: after last week’s accident, Lisa finally got the X-ray… and came out wearing the full medical boot. Meanwhile, Mark reveals he once kept hospital crutches under his bed “for attention,” so the lads compare childhood injuries, cast envy and the strange Irish pride of hobbling around school. They also get into: meeting listeners in the wild and the panic of having to explain “what the podcast is about” crumbs on the tube, public-transport etiquette and Mark’s mother’s extreme sentencing guidelines pacemakers: what they are, how they work and the wild fact that Mark has one (“a little tin of mints under the skin”) medical check-ups where the nurse can see exactly what your heart was doing at 12:30am Denis planning his first romantic trip to Ireland with her and discovering that Irish cottages are sometimes just… bungalows with a red door the Wild Atlantic Way’s Airbnb madness, €500 hotel rooms and Ballyvaughan “cottages” the Clare itinerary: the Burren, seaweed baths, Moher Pet Farm, proper stone cottages, Fanny O’Dee’s, and a safe public lunch with the parents dads who loudly say “Namaste,” mothers who rename people on purpose, and why introducing partners is a high-risk sport Weekly queer comedy, Irish nostalgia and two very busy men pretending they’re famous because the studio looks nice. Hit Follow — your Internet Boyfriends are freshly mic’d and ready for Ireland. Our beautiful producer and photgrapher www.instagram.com/_declankelly Get involved and send us an email hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com or send us a DM on Instagram or TikTok. Watch our latest episodes every Thursday on YouTube. Tickets and everything else visit www.yourinternetboyfriends.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 10 Apr 2025 04:00:00 -0000 #10 Big New Studio and a Big Boot full 10 HeadStuff Podcasts <p>This week, Mark and Denis settle into their <em>very</em> blue new studio complete with TV3 morning-show energy and catch up on a surprisingly dramatic few days. Denis arrives with big news: after last week’s accident, Lisa finally got the X-ray… and came out wearing the full medical boot. Meanwhile, Mark reveals he once kept hospital crutches under his bed “for attention,” so the lads compare childhood injuries, cast envy and the strange Irish pride of hobbling around school.</p><br><p>They also get into:</p><p><br></p><ul><li>meeting listeners in the wild and the panic of having to explain “what the podcast is about”</li><li>crumbs on the tube, public-transport etiquette and Mark’s mother’s extreme sentencing guidelines</li><li>pacemakers: what they are, how they work and the wild fact that Mark has one (“a little tin of mints under the skin”)</li><li>medical check-ups where the nurse can see <em>exactly</em> what your heart was doing at 12:30am</li><li>Denis planning his first romantic trip to Ireland with her and discovering that Irish cottages are sometimes just… bungalows with a red door</li><li>the Wild Atlantic Way’s Airbnb madness, €500 hotel rooms and Ballyvaughan “cottages”</li><li>the Clare itinerary: the Burren, seaweed baths, Moher Pet Farm, proper stone cottages, Fanny O’Dee’s, and a safe public lunch with the parents</li><li>dads who loudly say “Namaste,” mothers who rename people on purpose, and why introducing partners is a high-risk sport</li></ul><p><br></p><p>Weekly queer comedy, Irish nostalgia and two very busy men pretending they’re famous because the studio looks nice.</p><br><p><strong>Hit Follow — your Internet Boyfriends are freshly mic’d and ready for Ireland.</strong></p><p>Our beautiful producer and photgrapher <a href="www.instagram.com/_declankelly" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.instagram.com/_declankelly</a></p><br><p>Get involved and send us an email <a href="mailto:hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com</a> or send us a DM on <a href="https://www.instagram.com/yourinternetboyfriends.pod/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Instagram</a> or <a href="https://www.tiktok.com/@yourinternetboyfriends" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">TikTok</a>. </p><br><p>Watch our latest episodes every Thursday on <a href="https://www.youtube.com/@YourInternetBoyfriends" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">YouTube</a>. Tickets and everything else visit <a href="Https://yourinternetboyfriends.com" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.yourinternetboyfriends.com</a></p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p> This week, Mark and Denis settle into their very blue new studio complete with TV3 morning-show energy and catch up on a surprisingly dramatic few days. Denis arrives with big news: after last week’s accident, Lisa finally got the X-ray… and came out wearing the full medical boot. Meanwhile, Mark reveals he once kept hospital crutches under his bed “for attention,” so the lads compare childhood injuries, cast envy and the strange Irish pride of hobbling around school. They also get into: meeting listeners in the wild and the panic of having to explain “what the podcast is about” crumbs on the tube, public-transport etiquette and Mark’s mother’s extreme sentencing guidelines pacemakers: what they are, how they work and the wild fact that Mark has one (“a little tin of mints under the skin”) medical check-ups where the nurse can see exactly what your heart was doing at 12:30am Denis planning his first romantic trip to Ireland with her and discovering that Irish cottages are sometimes just… bungalows with a red door the Wild Atlantic Way’s Airbnb madness, €500 hotel rooms and Ballyvaughan “cottages” the Clare itinerary: the Burren, seaweed baths, Moher Pet Farm, proper stone cottages, Fanny O’Dee’s, and a safe public lunch with the parents dads who loudly say “Namaste,” mothers who rename people on purpose, and why introducing partners is a high-risk sport Weekly queer comedy, Irish nostalgia and two very busy men pretending they’re famous because the studio looks nice. Hit Follow — your Internet Boyfriends are freshly mic’d and ready for Ireland. Our beautiful producer and photgrapher www.instagram.com/_declankelly Get involved and send us an email hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com or send us a DM on Instagram or TikTok. Watch our latest episodes every Thursday on YouTube. Tickets and everything else visit www.yourinternetboyfriends.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices This week, Mark and Denis settle into their very blue new studio complete with TV3 morning-show energy and catch up on a surprisingly dramatic few days. Denis arrives with big news: after last week’s accident, Lisa finally got the X-ray… and came out wearing the full medical boot. Meanwhile, Mark reveals he once kept hospital crutches under his bed “for attention,” so the lads compare childhood injuries, cast envy and the strange Irish pride of hobbling around school.


They also get into:


  • meeting listeners in the wild and the panic of having to explain “what the podcast is about”
  • crumbs on the tube, public-transport etiquette and Mark’s mother’s extreme sentencing guidelines
  • pacemakers: what they are, how they work and the wild fact that Mark has one (“a little tin of mints under the skin”)
  • medical check-ups where the nurse can see exactly what your heart was doing at 12:30am
  • Denis planning his first romantic trip to Ireland with her and discovering that Irish cottages are sometimes just… bungalows with a red door
  • the Wild Atlantic Way’s Airbnb madness, €500 hotel rooms and Ballyvaughan “cottages”
  • the Clare itinerary: the Burren, seaweed baths, Moher Pet Farm, proper stone cottages, Fanny O’Dee’s, and a safe public lunch with the parents
  • dads who loudly say “Namaste,” mothers who rename people on purpose, and why introducing partners is a high-risk sport


Weekly queer comedy, Irish nostalgia and two very busy men pretending they’re famous because the studio looks nice.


Hit Follow — your Internet Boyfriends are freshly mic’d and ready for Ireland.

Our beautiful producer and photgrapher www.instagram.com/_declankelly


Get involved and send us an email hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com or send us a DM on Instagram or TikTok.


Watch our latest episodes every Thursday on YouTube. Tickets and everything else visit www.yourinternetboyfriends.com

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

]]> 2556 yes #9 Naked Gym Days https://shows.acast.com/your-internet-boyfriends/episodes/67ed0a08864520aa9b58be6b This week, Denis arrives breathless after Lisa catastrophically injures her foot trying to hang a lampshade and somehow still insists on going to work like a post-office Terminator. Mark shares his NHS survival hacks, Denis discovers the healing power of frozen edamame, and the lads debate whether A&E is ever truly worth the eight-hour wait. From there, things escalate: the great Homeware Heist of Dunelm (accidentally… allegedly… stealing five pans) train-tapping panic, facial-recognition vans and the fear of being arrested for absolutely nothing Denis joining a new gym and immediately being invited to a “Thursday Night Social Club”… in the sauna Mark explains the entire gay sauna ecosystem, naked gym days, etiquette, nods, cues and exactly how to avoid ending up in the wrong/right kind of steam room naked yoga, naked trivia, naked board games (apparently all real) And later, the boys review Adolescence — the one-shot TV series that’s part Christopher Nolan, part technical fever dream — leading to a chat about teenage trauma, the horrors of modern tech, and the early Internet chat rooms Denis should probably not have been running at age 15. Weekly queer comedy, Irish nostalgia, and two men clinging to their innocence inside a sauna. it Follow — your Internet Boyfriends are sweating politely. Our beautiful producer and photgrapher www.instagram.com/_declankelly Get involved and send us an email hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com or send us a DM on Instagram or TikTok. Watch our latest episodes every Thursday on YouTube. Tickets and everything else visit www.yourinternetboyfriends.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 03 Apr 2025 04:00:00 -0000 #9 Naked Gym Days full 9 HeadStuff Podcasts <p>This week, Denis arrives breathless after Lisa catastrophically injures her foot trying to hang a lampshade and somehow still insists on going to work like a post-office Terminator. Mark shares his NHS survival hacks, Denis discovers the healing power of frozen edamame, and the lads debate whether A&amp;E is ever truly worth the eight-hour wait.</p><br><p>From there, things escalate:</p><p><br></p><ul><li>the great Homeware Heist of Dunelm (accidentally… allegedly… stealing five pans)</li><li>train-tapping panic, facial-recognition vans and the fear of being arrested for absolutely nothing</li><li>Denis joining a new gym and immediately being invited to a “Thursday Night Social Club”… <strong>in the sauna</strong></li><li>Mark explains the entire gay sauna ecosystem, naked gym days, etiquette, nods, cues and exactly how to avoid ending up in the wrong/right kind of steam room</li><li>naked yoga, naked trivia, naked board games (apparently all real)</li></ul><p><br></p><p>And later, the boys review <em>Adolescence</em> — the one-shot TV series that’s part Christopher Nolan, part technical fever dream — leading to a chat about teenage trauma, the horrors of modern tech, and the early Internet chat rooms Denis should probably not have been running at age 15.</p><br><p>Weekly queer comedy, Irish nostalgia, and two men clinging to their innocence inside a sauna.</p><br><p><strong>it Follow — your Internet Boyfriends are sweating politely.</strong></p><p>Our beautiful producer and photgrapher <a href="www.instagram.com/_declankelly" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.instagram.com/_declankelly</a></p><br><p>Get involved and send us an email <a href="mailto:hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com</a> or send us a DM on <a href="https://www.instagram.com/yourinternetboyfriends.pod/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Instagram</a> or <a href="https://www.tiktok.com/@yourinternetboyfriends" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">TikTok</a>. </p><br><p>Watch our latest episodes every Thursday on <a href="https://www.youtube.com/@YourInternetBoyfriends" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">YouTube</a>. Tickets and everything else visit <a href="Https://yourinternetboyfriends.com" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.yourinternetboyfriends.com</a></p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p> This week, Denis arrives breathless after Lisa catastrophically injures her foot trying to hang a lampshade and somehow still insists on going to work like a post-office Terminator. Mark shares his NHS survival hacks, Denis discovers the healing power of frozen edamame, and the lads debate whether A&E is ever truly worth the eight-hour wait. From there, things escalate: the great Homeware Heist of Dunelm (accidentally… allegedly… stealing five pans) train-tapping panic, facial-recognition vans and the fear of being arrested for absolutely nothing Denis joining a new gym and immediately being invited to a “Thursday Night Social Club”… in the sauna Mark explains the entire gay sauna ecosystem, naked gym days, etiquette, nods, cues and exactly how to avoid ending up in the wrong/right kind of steam room naked yoga, naked trivia, naked board games (apparently all real) And later, the boys review Adolescence — the one-shot TV series that’s part Christopher Nolan, part technical fever dream — leading to a chat about teenage trauma, the horrors of modern tech, and the early Internet chat rooms Denis should probably not have been running at age 15. Weekly queer comedy, Irish nostalgia, and two men clinging to their innocence inside a sauna. it Follow — your Internet Boyfriends are sweating politely. Our beautiful producer and photgrapher www.instagram.com/_declankelly Get involved and send us an email hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com or send us a DM on Instagram or TikTok. Watch our latest episodes every Thursday on YouTube. Tickets and everything else visit www.yourinternetboyfriends.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices This week, Denis arrives breathless after Lisa catastrophically injures her foot trying to hang a lampshade and somehow still insists on going to work like a post-office Terminator. Mark shares his NHS survival hacks, Denis discovers the healing power of frozen edamame, and the lads debate whether A&E is ever truly worth the eight-hour wait.


From there, things escalate:


  • the great Homeware Heist of Dunelm (accidentally… allegedly… stealing five pans)
  • train-tapping panic, facial-recognition vans and the fear of being arrested for absolutely nothing
  • Denis joining a new gym and immediately being invited to a “Thursday Night Social Club”… in the sauna
  • Mark explains the entire gay sauna ecosystem, naked gym days, etiquette, nods, cues and exactly how to avoid ending up in the wrong/right kind of steam room
  • naked yoga, naked trivia, naked board games (apparently all real)


And later, the boys review Adolescence — the one-shot TV series that’s part Christopher Nolan, part technical fever dream — leading to a chat about teenage trauma, the horrors of modern tech, and the early Internet chat rooms Denis should probably not have been running at age 15.


Weekly queer comedy, Irish nostalgia, and two men clinging to their innocence inside a sauna.


it Follow — your Internet Boyfriends are sweating politely.

Our beautiful producer and photgrapher www.instagram.com/_declankelly


Get involved and send us an email hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com or send us a DM on Instagram or TikTok.


Watch our latest episodes every Thursday on YouTube. Tickets and everything else visit www.yourinternetboyfriends.com

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]]> 2545 yes #8 Ireland’s Youngest Church Organist https://shows.acast.com/your-internet-boyfriends/episodes/67e46f2d84f1e8b7078b19f9 This week, Denis arrives giddy, sun-damp and wearing linen trousers he absolutely regrets - while Mark attempts to process the rage he now feels toward wealthy London toddlers who casually order ramen. From fancy prams to £10 baby cheesecakes, the lads spiral into the politics of poshies and why rich youngsters make Denis irrationally upset. We also cover: emergency moisturiser, rain-ruined hair and the fear of getting struck by lightning Denis’ moving day meltdown, his rogue fish-tank cabinet and the moment he accidentally released his handbrake the Huel era, liquid diets and the danger of “sucking on the bones” romances in Ennis, Rita Donnelly’s upcoming wedding and the sudden flood of Clare listeners the legendary Doohans the great mystery of the church “crying room” and the politics of being sent there Denis’ failed altar-server era versus Mark’s rise to power as Ireland’s youngest church organist the explosion of new followers with… creative usernames gaydar failures, thirsty DMs and people asking (again) if Mark and Denis are secretly riding Weekly queer comedy, Irish nostalgia and two men accidentally oversharing about chicken and Catholicism. Hit Follow - Your Internet Boyfriends are nibbling their wings politely. Our beautiful producer and photgrapher www.instagram.com/_declankelly Get involved and send us an email hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com or send us a DM on Instagram or TikTok. Watch our latest episodes every Thursday on YouTube. Tickets and everything else visit www.yourinternetboyfriends.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 27 Mar 2025 05:00:00 -0000 #8 Ireland’s Youngest Church Organist full 8 HeadStuff Podcasts <p>This week, Denis arrives giddy, sun-damp and wearing linen trousers he absolutely regrets - while Mark attempts to process the rage he now feels toward wealthy London toddlers who casually order ramen. From fancy prams to £10 baby cheesecakes, the lads spiral into the politics of poshies and why rich youngsters make Denis irrationally upset.</p><br><p>We also cover:</p><p><br></p><ul><li> emergency moisturiser, rain-ruined hair and the fear of getting struck by lightning</li><li> Denis’ moving day meltdown, his rogue fish-tank cabinet and the moment he accidentally released his handbrake</li><li> the Huel era, liquid diets and the danger of “sucking on the bones”</li><li> romances in Ennis, Rita Donnelly’s upcoming wedding and the sudden flood of Clare listeners</li><li> the legendary Doohans</li><li> the great mystery of the church “crying room” and the politics of being sent there</li><li> Denis’ failed altar-server era versus Mark’s rise to power as <strong>Ireland’s youngest church organist</strong></li><li> the explosion of new followers with… <em>creative</em> usernames</li><li> gaydar failures, thirsty DMs and people asking (again) if Mark and Denis are secretly riding</li></ul><p><br></p><p>Weekly queer comedy, Irish nostalgia and two men accidentally oversharing about chicken and Catholicism.</p><br><p>Hit Follow - Your Internet Boyfriends are nibbling their wings politely.</p><p>Our beautiful producer and photgrapher <a href="www.instagram.com/_declankelly" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.instagram.com/_declankelly</a></p><br><p>Get involved and send us an email <a href="mailto:hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com</a> or send us a DM on <a href="https://www.instagram.com/yourinternetboyfriends.pod/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Instagram</a> or <a href="https://www.tiktok.com/@yourinternetboyfriends" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">TikTok</a>. </p><br><p>Watch our latest episodes every Thursday on <a href="https://www.youtube.com/@YourInternetBoyfriends" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">YouTube</a>. Tickets and everything else visit <a href="Https://yourinternetboyfriends.com" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.yourinternetboyfriends.com</a></p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p> This week, Denis arrives giddy, sun-damp and wearing linen trousers he absolutely regrets - while Mark attempts to process the rage he now feels toward wealthy London toddlers who casually order ramen. From fancy prams to £10 baby cheesecakes, the lads spiral into the politics of poshies and why rich youngsters make Denis irrationally upset. We also cover: emergency moisturiser, rain-ruined hair and the fear of getting struck by lightning Denis’ moving day meltdown, his rogue fish-tank cabinet and the moment he accidentally released his handbrake the Huel era, liquid diets and the danger of “sucking on the bones” romances in Ennis, Rita Donnelly’s upcoming wedding and the sudden flood of Clare listeners the legendary Doohans the great mystery of the church “crying room” and the politics of being sent there Denis’ failed altar-server era versus Mark’s rise to power as Ireland’s youngest church organist the explosion of new followers with… creative usernames gaydar failures, thirsty DMs and people asking (again) if Mark and Denis are secretly riding Weekly queer comedy, Irish nostalgia and two men accidentally oversharing about chicken and Catholicism. Hit Follow - Your Internet Boyfriends are nibbling their wings politely. Our beautiful producer and photgrapher www.instagram.com/_declankelly Get involved and send us an email hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com or send us a DM on Instagram or TikTok. Watch our latest episodes every Thursday on YouTube. Tickets and everything else visit www.yourinternetboyfriends.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices This week, Denis arrives giddy, sun-damp and wearing linen trousers he absolutely regrets - while Mark attempts to process the rage he now feels toward wealthy London toddlers who casually order ramen. From fancy prams to £10 baby cheesecakes, the lads spiral into the politics of poshies and why rich youngsters make Denis irrationally upset.


We also cover:


  • emergency moisturiser, rain-ruined hair and the fear of getting struck by lightning
  • Denis’ moving day meltdown, his rogue fish-tank cabinet and the moment he accidentally released his handbrake
  • the Huel era, liquid diets and the danger of “sucking on the bones”
  • romances in Ennis, Rita Donnelly’s upcoming wedding and the sudden flood of Clare listeners
  • the legendary Doohans
  • the great mystery of the church “crying room” and the politics of being sent there
  • Denis’ failed altar-server era versus Mark’s rise to power as Ireland’s youngest church organist
  • the explosion of new followers with… creative usernames
  • gaydar failures, thirsty DMs and people asking (again) if Mark and Denis are secretly riding


Weekly queer comedy, Irish nostalgia and two men accidentally oversharing about chicken and Catholicism.


Hit Follow - Your Internet Boyfriends are nibbling their wings politely.

Our beautiful producer and photgrapher www.instagram.com/_declankelly


Get involved and send us an email hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com or send us a DM on Instagram or TikTok.


Watch our latest episodes every Thursday on YouTube. Tickets and everything else visit www.yourinternetboyfriends.com

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

]]> 2158 yes #7 The Health Benefits and Perks of Pineapples https://shows.acast.com/your-internet-boyfriends/episodes/67db6097fe6b19f2d2c8d38e This week, the lads chat about Mark's love of Japan, explore the very innocent health benefits of pineapples and mull a run for President of Ireland. Our beautiful producer and photgrapher www.instagram.com/_declankelly Get involved and send us an email hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com or send us a DM on Instagram or TikTok. Watch our latest episodes every Thursday on YouTube. Tickets and everything else visit www.yourinternetboyfriends.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 20 Mar 2025 05:00:00 -0000 #7 The Health Benefits and Perks of Pineapples full 7 HeadStuff Podcasts <p>This week, the lads chat about Mark's love of Japan, explore the very innocent health benefits of pineapples and mull a run for President of Ireland.</p><p>Our beautiful producer and photgrapher <a href="www.instagram.com/_declankelly" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.instagram.com/_declankelly</a></p><br><p>Get involved and send us an email <a href="mailto:hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com</a> or send us a DM on <a href="https://www.instagram.com/yourinternetboyfriends.pod/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Instagram</a> or <a href="https://www.tiktok.com/@yourinternetboyfriends" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">TikTok</a>. </p><br><p>Watch our latest episodes every Thursday on <a href="https://www.youtube.com/@YourInternetBoyfriends" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">YouTube</a>. Tickets and everything else visit <a href="Https://yourinternetboyfriends.com" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.yourinternetboyfriends.com</a></p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p> This week, the lads chat about Mark's love of Japan, explore the very innocent health benefits of pineapples and mull a run for President of Ireland. Our beautiful producer and photgrapher www.instagram.com/_declankelly Get involved and send us an email hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com or send us a DM on Instagram or TikTok. Watch our latest episodes every Thursday on YouTube. Tickets and everything else visit www.yourinternetboyfriends.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices This week, the lads chat about Mark's love of Japan, explore the very innocent health benefits of pineapples and mull a run for President of Ireland.

Our beautiful producer and photgrapher www.instagram.com/_declankelly


Get involved and send us an email hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com or send us a DM on Instagram or TikTok.


Watch our latest episodes every Thursday on YouTube. Tickets and everything else visit www.yourinternetboyfriends.com

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

]]> 2896 yes #6 Dark Rooms Explained https://shows.acast.com/your-internet-boyfriends/episodes/67d1e425ba1ef91ed06d5ccc What starts as a simple chat about the warm weekend turns into: Denis discovering the logistics of dark rooms, Mark explaining bin bags, nudity, and cloakroom wristbands, and why Denis would absolutely panic if someone lost his bag. We also cover the Paddy Daddy t-shirt that’s definitely too small, balloon-jeans diplomacy, girls’ holidays, London’s sudden summer thirst, the world’s largest cat, and how Denis got exposed mid-conversation for faking football knowledge. A very normal week with your two favourite Irish internet boyfriends. Follow for queer straight romance, London life, and unhinged storytelling every Thursday. Our beautiful producer and photgrapher www.instagram.com/_declankelly Get involved and send us an email hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com or send us a DM on Instagram or TikTok. Watch our latest episodes every Thursday on YouTube. Tickets and everything else visit www.yourinternetboyfriends.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 13 Mar 2025 05:00:00 -0000 #6 Dark Rooms Explained full 6 HeadStuff Podcasts <p>What starts as a simple chat about the warm weekend turns into:</p><p><br></p><ul><li>Denis discovering the logistics of dark rooms,</li><li>Mark explaining bin bags, nudity, and cloakroom wristbands,</li><li>and why Denis would absolutely panic if someone lost his bag.</li></ul><p><br></p><p>We also cover the Paddy Daddy t-shirt that’s definitely too small, balloon-jeans diplomacy, girls’ holidays, London’s sudden summer thirst, the world’s largest cat, and how Denis got exposed mid-conversation for faking football knowledge.</p><br><p>A very normal week with your two favourite Irish internet boyfriends.</p><br><p>Follow for queer straight romance, London life, and unhinged storytelling every Thursday.</p><p>Our beautiful producer and photgrapher <a href="www.instagram.com/_declankelly" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.instagram.com/_declankelly</a></p><br><p>Get involved and send us an email <a href="mailto:hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com</a> or send us a DM on <a href="https://www.instagram.com/yourinternetboyfriends.pod/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Instagram</a> or <a href="https://www.tiktok.com/@yourinternetboyfriends" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">TikTok</a>. </p><br><p>Watch our latest episodes every Thursday on <a href="https://www.youtube.com/@YourInternetBoyfriends" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">YouTube</a>. Tickets and everything else visit <a href="Https://yourinternetboyfriends.com" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.yourinternetboyfriends.com</a></p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p> What starts as a simple chat about the warm weekend turns into: Denis discovering the logistics of dark rooms, Mark explaining bin bags, nudity, and cloakroom wristbands, and why Denis would absolutely panic if someone lost his bag. We also cover the Paddy Daddy t-shirt that’s definitely too small, balloon-jeans diplomacy, girls’ holidays, London’s sudden summer thirst, the world’s largest cat, and how Denis got exposed mid-conversation for faking football knowledge. A very normal week with your two favourite Irish internet boyfriends. Follow for queer straight romance, London life, and unhinged storytelling every Thursday. Our beautiful producer and photgrapher www.instagram.com/_declankelly Get involved and send us an email hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com or send us a DM on Instagram or TikTok. Watch our latest episodes every Thursday on YouTube. Tickets and everything else visit www.yourinternetboyfriends.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices What starts as a simple chat about the warm weekend turns into:


  • Denis discovering the logistics of dark rooms,
  • Mark explaining bin bags, nudity, and cloakroom wristbands,
  • and why Denis would absolutely panic if someone lost his bag.


We also cover the Paddy Daddy t-shirt that’s definitely too small, balloon-jeans diplomacy, girls’ holidays, London’s sudden summer thirst, the world’s largest cat, and how Denis got exposed mid-conversation for faking football knowledge.


A very normal week with your two favourite Irish internet boyfriends.


Follow for queer straight romance, London life, and unhinged storytelling every Thursday.

Our beautiful producer and photgrapher www.instagram.com/_declankelly


Get involved and send us an email hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com or send us a DM on Instagram or TikTok.


Watch our latest episodes every Thursday on YouTube. Tickets and everything else visit www.yourinternetboyfriends.com

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

]]> 2756 yes #5 STI Scares & The Next Pope https://shows.acast.com/your-internet-boyfriends/episodes/67c9760b3384591a38dfa47d Your Internet Boyfriends are back — and somehow covering childhood food trauma, STI clinics, cats with the strength of grown men, and papal politics all in one episode. Denis dives into his after-school habits (entire packets of chocolate digestives dipped in milk), stories of orange fish, water stew, and a mother who believed cooking was “part recipe, part magic.” We also get: Mark’s week-long medical saga (stye, arm physio, a sexual health scare and a very painful bum injection) Denis trying to impress his girlfriend with French toast and instead destroying a brand-new chair a gigantic night-time cat who sounds like a burglar mushroom sandwiches, Pokémon marathons, and Dunness Stores nostalgia and Denis’ new obsession: guessing the next Pope. Hit Follow for two weekly boyfriends delivered to your door. Our beautiful producer and photgrapher www.instagram.com/_declankelly Get involved and send us an email hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com or send us a DM on Instagram or TikTok. Watch our latest episodes every Thursday on YouTube. Tickets and everything else visit www.yourinternetboyfriends.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 06 Mar 2025 10:16:00 -0000 #5 STI Scares & The Next Pope full 5 HeadStuff Podcasts <p>Your Internet Boyfriends are back — and somehow covering childhood food trauma, STI clinics, cats with the strength of grown men, and papal politics all in one episode.</p><br><p>Denis dives into his after-school habits (entire packets of chocolate digestives dipped in milk), stories of orange fish, water stew, and a mother who believed cooking was “part recipe, part magic.”</p><br><p>We also get:</p><p><br></p><ul><li>Mark’s week-long medical saga (stye, arm physio, a sexual health scare and a very painful bum injection)</li><li>Denis trying to impress his girlfriend with French toast and instead destroying a brand-new chair</li><li>a gigantic night-time cat who sounds like a burglar</li><li>mushroom sandwiches, Pokémon marathons, and Dunness Stores nostalgia</li><li>and Denis’ new obsession: guessing the next Pope.</li></ul><p><br></p><p>Hit <strong>Follow</strong> for two weekly boyfriends delivered to your door.</p><p>Our beautiful producer and photgrapher <a href="www.instagram.com/_declankelly" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.instagram.com/_declankelly</a></p><br><p>Get involved and send us an email <a href="mailto:hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com</a> or send us a DM on <a href="https://www.instagram.com/yourinternetboyfriends.pod/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Instagram</a> or <a href="https://www.tiktok.com/@yourinternetboyfriends" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">TikTok</a>. </p><br><p>Watch our latest episodes every Thursday on <a href="https://www.youtube.com/@YourInternetBoyfriends" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">YouTube</a>. Tickets and everything else visit <a href="Https://yourinternetboyfriends.com" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.yourinternetboyfriends.com</a></p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p> Your Internet Boyfriends are back — and somehow covering childhood food trauma, STI clinics, cats with the strength of grown men, and papal politics all in one episode. Denis dives into his after-school habits (entire packets of chocolate digestives dipped in milk), stories of orange fish, water stew, and a mother who believed cooking was “part recipe, part magic.” We also get: Mark’s week-long medical saga (stye, arm physio, a sexual health scare and a very painful bum injection) Denis trying to impress his girlfriend with French toast and instead destroying a brand-new chair a gigantic night-time cat who sounds like a burglar mushroom sandwiches, Pokémon marathons, and Dunness Stores nostalgia and Denis’ new obsession: guessing the next Pope. Hit Follow for two weekly boyfriends delivered to your door. Our beautiful producer and photgrapher www.instagram.com/_declankelly Get involved and send us an email hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com or send us a DM on Instagram or TikTok. Watch our latest episodes every Thursday on YouTube. Tickets and everything else visit www.yourinternetboyfriends.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Your Internet Boyfriends are back — and somehow covering childhood food trauma, STI clinics, cats with the strength of grown men, and papal politics all in one episode.


Denis dives into his after-school habits (entire packets of chocolate digestives dipped in milk), stories of orange fish, water stew, and a mother who believed cooking was “part recipe, part magic.”


We also get:


  • Mark’s week-long medical saga (stye, arm physio, a sexual health scare and a very painful bum injection)
  • Denis trying to impress his girlfriend with French toast and instead destroying a brand-new chair
  • a gigantic night-time cat who sounds like a burglar
  • mushroom sandwiches, Pokémon marathons, and Dunness Stores nostalgia
  • and Denis’ new obsession: guessing the next Pope.


Hit Follow for two weekly boyfriends delivered to your door.

Our beautiful producer and photgrapher www.instagram.com/_declankelly


Get involved and send us an email hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com or send us a DM on Instagram or TikTok.


Watch our latest episodes every Thursday on YouTube. Tickets and everything else visit www.yourinternetboyfriends.com

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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]]> 2212 no #4 Share Your Wheelie Bin Not Your Problems https://shows.acast.com/your-internet-boyfriends/episodes/67c016e03beb1d1463db9809 This week, Denis and Mark cover a frankly wild range of topics: from hanging around in trendy Dalston bathrooms to the secret political world of bin-sharing Irish neighbours. Denis survives the worst job of his life - emptying a year-old mystery soup from the shared wheelie bin while Mark explains how the Griffins next door have turned bin night into a diplomatic summit. We also get into: being recognised in a toilet (and not for the podcast) old-man Irish habits: chatting to strangers at urinals the lost art of shifting behind the cinema house-hunting in London and homes laminated from floor to ceiling Mark’s many jobs: cabaret, queer tours and possibly gay ghost tours the Soho moment when a serious tour was interrupted by 20,000 screaming teenagers Facebook house parties, oranges thrown behind TVs and the guilt that still lingers who the next Pope might be (and whether Mary Harney is available) Weekly queer straight comedy, Irish nostalgia, and two men trying to survive London, TikTok and their own parents’ tech needs. Hit Follow — your Internet Boyfriends are hanging out in the bathroom waiting for you. Our beautiful producer and photgrapher www.instagram.com/_declankelly Get involved and send us an email hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com or send us a DM on Instagram or TikTok. Watch our latest episodes every Thursday on YouTube. Tickets and everything else visit www.yourinternetboyfriends.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 27 Feb 2025 08:03:00 -0000 #4 Share Your Wheelie Bin Not Your Problems full 4 HeadStuff Podcasts <p>This week, Denis and Mark cover a frankly wild range of topics: from hanging around in trendy Dalston bathrooms to the secret political world of bin-sharing Irish neighbours. Denis survives <strong>the worst job of his life - </strong>emptying a year-old mystery soup from the shared wheelie bin while Mark explains how the Griffins next door have turned bin night into a diplomatic summit.</p><br><p>We also get into:</p><p><br></p><ul><li>being recognised in a toilet (and not for the podcast)</li><li>old-man Irish habits: chatting to strangers at urinals</li><li>the lost art of shifting behind the cinema</li><li>house-hunting in London and homes laminated from floor to ceiling</li><li>Mark’s many jobs: cabaret, queer tours and possibly gay ghost tours</li><li>the Soho moment when a serious tour was interrupted by <strong>20,000 screaming teenagers</strong></li><li>Facebook house parties, oranges thrown behind TVs and the guilt that still lingers</li><li>who the next Pope might be (and whether Mary Harney is available)</li></ul><p><br></p><p>Weekly queer straight comedy, Irish nostalgia, and two men trying to survive London, TikTok and their own parents’ tech needs.</p><br><p><strong>Hit Follow — your Internet Boyfriends are hanging out in the bathroom waiting for you.</strong></p><p>Our beautiful producer and photgrapher <a href="www.instagram.com/_declankelly" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.instagram.com/_declankelly</a></p><br><p>Get involved and send us an email <a href="mailto:hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com</a> or send us a DM on <a href="https://www.instagram.com/yourinternetboyfriends.pod/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Instagram</a> or <a href="https://www.tiktok.com/@yourinternetboyfriends" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">TikTok</a>. </p><br><p>Watch our latest episodes every Thursday on <a href="https://www.youtube.com/@YourInternetBoyfriends" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">YouTube</a>. Tickets and everything else visit <a href="Https://yourinternetboyfriends.com" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.yourinternetboyfriends.com</a></p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p> This week, Denis and Mark cover a frankly wild range of topics: from hanging around in trendy Dalston bathrooms to the secret political world of bin-sharing Irish neighbours. Denis survives the worst job of his life - emptying a year-old mystery soup from the shared wheelie bin while Mark explains how the Griffins next door have turned bin night into a diplomatic summit. We also get into: being recognised in a toilet (and not for the podcast) old-man Irish habits: chatting to strangers at urinals the lost art of shifting behind the cinema house-hunting in London and homes laminated from floor to ceiling Mark’s many jobs: cabaret, queer tours and possibly gay ghost tours the Soho moment when a serious tour was interrupted by 20,000 screaming teenagers Facebook house parties, oranges thrown behind TVs and the guilt that still lingers who the next Pope might be (and whether Mary Harney is available) Weekly queer straight comedy, Irish nostalgia, and two men trying to survive London, TikTok and their own parents’ tech needs. Hit Follow — your Internet Boyfriends are hanging out in the bathroom waiting for you. Our beautiful producer and photgrapher www.instagram.com/_declankelly Get involved and send us an email hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com or send us a DM on Instagram or TikTok. Watch our latest episodes every Thursday on YouTube. Tickets and everything else visit www.yourinternetboyfriends.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices This week, Denis and Mark cover a frankly wild range of topics: from hanging around in trendy Dalston bathrooms to the secret political world of bin-sharing Irish neighbours. Denis survives the worst job of his life - emptying a year-old mystery soup from the shared wheelie bin while Mark explains how the Griffins next door have turned bin night into a diplomatic summit.


We also get into:


  • being recognised in a toilet (and not for the podcast)
  • old-man Irish habits: chatting to strangers at urinals
  • the lost art of shifting behind the cinema
  • house-hunting in London and homes laminated from floor to ceiling
  • Mark’s many jobs: cabaret, queer tours and possibly gay ghost tours
  • the Soho moment when a serious tour was interrupted by 20,000 screaming teenagers
  • Facebook house parties, oranges thrown behind TVs and the guilt that still lingers
  • who the next Pope might be (and whether Mary Harney is available)


Weekly queer straight comedy, Irish nostalgia, and two men trying to survive London, TikTok and their own parents’ tech needs.


Hit Follow — your Internet Boyfriends are hanging out in the bathroom waiting for you.

Our beautiful producer and photgrapher www.instagram.com/_declankelly


Get involved and send us an email hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com or send us a DM on Instagram or TikTok.


Watch our latest episodes every Thursday on YouTube. Tickets and everything else visit www.yourinternetboyfriends.com

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

]]> 2287 yes #3 The Gay Economy Explained https://shows.acast.com/your-internet-boyfriends/episodes/67b6da98c62d491f1c47e6b5 Denis has started a brand-new skincare regime (four bottles, one eye serum, and zero idea what anything does). Mark reveals his former life getting discounted Botox from a mysterious gay friend named “George.” And together they unpack the gay economy - plumbers, haircuts, taxis, and the occasional cup of tea. We also cover: how to apply eye cream without ruining your face the danger of hyaluronic acid shoulder treatments the eternal Irish fear of admitting you moisturise tanning beds vs spray tans cocoa butter and Mark’s seven-year-old Leonardo DiCaprio transformation era. Plus: Denis remembers his time as a postman, Mark explains how taxi drivers used to… “waive the fare,” and we try to figure out how much of this we can ever admit to our parents. Weekly queer straight romance, Irish nostalgia, and deeply unqualified skincare chat. Hit Follow — your soft, hydrated Internet Boyfriends await. Our beautiful producer and photgrapher www.instagram.com/_declankelly Get involved and send us an email hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com or send us a DM on Instagram or TikTok. Watch our latest episodes every Thursday on YouTube. Tickets and everything else visit www.yourinternetboyfriends.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 20 Feb 2025 07:44:00 -0000 #3 The Gay Economy Explained full 3 HeadStuff Podcasts <p>Denis has started a brand-new skincare regime (four bottles, one eye serum, and zero idea what anything does). Mark reveals his former life getting discounted Botox from a mysterious gay friend named “George.” And together they unpack the gay economy - plumbers, haircuts, taxis, and the occasional cup of tea.</p><br><p>We also cover:</p><p><br></p><ul><li>how to apply eye cream without ruining your face</li><li>the danger of hyaluronic acid shoulder treatments</li><li>the eternal Irish fear of admitting you moisturise</li><li>tanning beds vs spray tans</li><li>cocoa butter</li><li>and Mark’s seven-year-old Leonardo DiCaprio transformation era.</li></ul><p><br></p><p>Plus: Denis remembers his time as a postman, Mark explains how taxi drivers used to… “waive the fare,” and we try to figure out how much of this we can ever admit to our parents.</p><br><p>Weekly queer straight romance, Irish nostalgia, and deeply unqualified skincare chat.</p><p>Hit Follow — your soft, hydrated Internet Boyfriends await.</p><p>Our beautiful producer and photgrapher <a href="www.instagram.com/_declankelly" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.instagram.com/_declankelly</a></p><br><p>Get involved and send us an email <a href="mailto:hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com</a> or send us a DM on <a href="https://www.instagram.com/yourinternetboyfriends.pod/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Instagram</a> or <a href="https://www.tiktok.com/@yourinternetboyfriends" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">TikTok</a>. </p><br><p>Watch our latest episodes every Thursday on <a href="https://www.youtube.com/@YourInternetBoyfriends" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">YouTube</a>. Tickets and everything else visit <a href="Https://yourinternetboyfriends.com" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.yourinternetboyfriends.com</a></p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p> Denis has started a brand-new skincare regime (four bottles, one eye serum, and zero idea what anything does). Mark reveals his former life getting discounted Botox from a mysterious gay friend named “George.” And together they unpack the gay economy - plumbers, haircuts, taxis, and the occasional cup of tea. We also cover: how to apply eye cream without ruining your face the danger of hyaluronic acid shoulder treatments the eternal Irish fear of admitting you moisturise tanning beds vs spray tans cocoa butter and Mark’s seven-year-old Leonardo DiCaprio transformation era. Plus: Denis remembers his time as a postman, Mark explains how taxi drivers used to… “waive the fare,” and we try to figure out how much of this we can ever admit to our parents. Weekly queer straight romance, Irish nostalgia, and deeply unqualified skincare chat. Hit Follow — your soft, hydrated Internet Boyfriends await. Our beautiful producer and photgrapher www.instagram.com/_declankelly Get involved and send us an email hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com or send us a DM on Instagram or TikTok. Watch our latest episodes every Thursday on YouTube. Tickets and everything else visit www.yourinternetboyfriends.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Denis has started a brand-new skincare regime (four bottles, one eye serum, and zero idea what anything does). Mark reveals his former life getting discounted Botox from a mysterious gay friend named “George.” And together they unpack the gay economy - plumbers, haircuts, taxis, and the occasional cup of tea.


We also cover:


  • how to apply eye cream without ruining your face
  • the danger of hyaluronic acid shoulder treatments
  • the eternal Irish fear of admitting you moisturise
  • tanning beds vs spray tans
  • cocoa butter
  • and Mark’s seven-year-old Leonardo DiCaprio transformation era.


Plus: Denis remembers his time as a postman, Mark explains how taxi drivers used to… “waive the fare,” and we try to figure out how much of this we can ever admit to our parents.


Weekly queer straight romance, Irish nostalgia, and deeply unqualified skincare chat.

Hit Follow — your soft, hydrated Internet Boyfriends await.

Our beautiful producer and photgrapher www.instagram.com/_declankelly


Get involved and send us an email hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com or send us a DM on Instagram or TikTok.


Watch our latest episodes every Thursday on YouTube. Tickets and everything else visit www.yourinternetboyfriends.com

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

]]> 2653 yes #2 Nightmare London Flat Viewing & Mark’s Trip Home https://shows.acast.com/your-internet-boyfriends/episodes/67ad61cd505cb2a0a3889013 Denis has entered his villain era, and it all begins with a truly cursed London flat viewing: broken boiler, space heaters, two families living inside, crying babies, building works overhead, bin-level carpets, and a handwritten note confirming a building-wide cockroach infestation. Nineteen. Hundred. Pounds. Meanwhile, Mark has been back home in County Clare doing gigs, touring storm damage with his parents, debating gas vs electric cookers, and reminiscing about the glory days of shifting 20 people in Queens nightclub. Very wholesome stuff. Plus: the new Boyzone documentary shifting your friends out of boredom whether Denis is secretly (or openly) a prick and why Irish parents love bringing you on a tour of sheds blown away in storms. Follow for more queer/straight romance, London chaos, and weekly emotional damage. Our beautiful producer and photgrapher www.instagram.com/_declankelly Get involved and send us an email hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com or send us a DM on Instagram or TikTok. Watch our latest episodes every Thursday on YouTube. Tickets and everything else visit www.yourinternetboyfriends.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 13 Feb 2025 03:06:00 -0000 #2 Nightmare London Flat Viewing & Mark’s Trip Home full 2 HeadStuff Podcasts <p>Denis has entered his villain era, and it all begins with a truly cursed London flat viewing: broken boiler, space heaters, two families living inside, crying babies, building works overhead, bin-level carpets, and a handwritten note confirming a <strong>building-wide cockroach infestation</strong>. Nineteen. Hundred. Pounds.</p><br><p>Meanwhile, Mark has been back home in County Clare doing gigs, touring storm damage with his parents, debating gas vs electric cookers, and reminiscing about the glory days of shifting 20 people in Queens nightclub. Very wholesome stuff.</p><br><p>Plus:</p><ul><li> the new Boyzone documentary</li><li> shifting your friends out of boredom</li><li> whether Denis is secretly (or openly) a prick</li><li> and why Irish parents love bringing you on a tour of sheds blown away in storms.</li></ul><p><br></p><p>Follow for more queer/straight romance, London chaos, and weekly emotional damage.</p><p>Our beautiful producer and photgrapher <a href="www.instagram.com/_declankelly" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.instagram.com/_declankelly</a></p><br><p>Get involved and send us an email <a href="mailto:hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com</a> or send us a DM on <a href="https://www.instagram.com/yourinternetboyfriends.pod/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Instagram</a> or <a href="https://www.tiktok.com/@yourinternetboyfriends" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">TikTok</a>. </p><br><p>Watch our latest episodes every Thursday on <a href="https://www.youtube.com/@YourInternetBoyfriends" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">YouTube</a>. Tickets and everything else visit <a href="Https://yourinternetboyfriends.com" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.yourinternetboyfriends.com</a></p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p> Denis has entered his villain era, and it all begins with a truly cursed London flat viewing: broken boiler, space heaters, two families living inside, crying babies, building works overhead, bin-level carpets, and a handwritten note confirming a building-wide cockroach infestation. Nineteen. Hundred. Pounds. Meanwhile, Mark has been back home in County Clare doing gigs, touring storm damage with his parents, debating gas vs electric cookers, and reminiscing about the glory days of shifting 20 people in Queens nightclub. Very wholesome stuff. Plus: the new Boyzone documentary shifting your friends out of boredom whether Denis is secretly (or openly) a prick and why Irish parents love bringing you on a tour of sheds blown away in storms. Follow for more queer/straight romance, London chaos, and weekly emotional damage. Our beautiful producer and photgrapher www.instagram.com/_declankelly Get involved and send us an email hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com or send us a DM on Instagram or TikTok. Watch our latest episodes every Thursday on YouTube. Tickets and everything else visit www.yourinternetboyfriends.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Denis has entered his villain era, and it all begins with a truly cursed London flat viewing: broken boiler, space heaters, two families living inside, crying babies, building works overhead, bin-level carpets, and a handwritten note confirming a building-wide cockroach infestation. Nineteen. Hundred. Pounds.


Meanwhile, Mark has been back home in County Clare doing gigs, touring storm damage with his parents, debating gas vs electric cookers, and reminiscing about the glory days of shifting 20 people in Queens nightclub. Very wholesome stuff.


Plus:

  • the new Boyzone documentary
  • shifting your friends out of boredom
  • whether Denis is secretly (or openly) a prick
  • and why Irish parents love bringing you on a tour of sheds blown away in storms.


Follow for more queer/straight romance, London chaos, and weekly emotional damage.

Our beautiful producer and photgrapher www.instagram.com/_declankelly


Get involved and send us an email hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com or send us a DM on Instagram or TikTok.


Watch our latest episodes every Thursday on YouTube. Tickets and everything else visit www.yourinternetboyfriends.com

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

]]> 2393 yes #1 Our 15-Minute Photoshoot Disaster (and Why Denis Ended Up in a Tank Top) https://shows.acast.com/your-internet-boyfriends/episodes/67ad5544c6f97f89d89a7615 What starts as a cute weekly catch-up quickly turns into: a chaotic 15-minute London photoshoot, Mark’s psychological warfare to get Denis into a tank top, 547 unusable photos, and an unexpected discussion about condoms, NHS magic tablets, and teenage shame buying pregnancy tests in Limerick. We also talk Eurovision (pre-Samantha Mumba injustice), ho-stone burning, fake earrings, mustaches making a comeback, and why big lights are basically homophobic. Our beautiful producer and photgrapher www.instagram.com/_declankelly Get involved and send us an email hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com or send us a DM on Instagram or TikTok. Watch our latest episodes every Thursday on YouTube. Tickets and everything else visit www.yourinternetboyfriends.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 13 Feb 2025 02:13:00 -0000 #1 Our 15-Minute Photoshoot Disaster (and Why Denis Ended Up in a Tank Top) full 1 HeadStuff Podcasts <p>What starts as a cute weekly catch-up quickly turns into:</p><p><br></p><ul><li>a chaotic 15-minute London photoshoot,</li><li>Mark’s psychological warfare to get Denis into a tank top,</li><li>547 unusable photos,</li><li>and an unexpected discussion about condoms, NHS magic tablets, and teenage shame buying pregnancy tests in Limerick.</li></ul><p><br></p><p>We also talk Eurovision (pre-Samantha Mumba injustice), ho-stone burning, fake earrings, mustaches making a comeback, and why big lights are basically homophobic.</p><p>Our beautiful producer and photgrapher <a href="www.instagram.com/_declankelly" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.instagram.com/_declankelly</a></p><br><p>Get involved and send us an email <a href="mailto:hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com</a> or send us a DM on <a href="https://www.instagram.com/yourinternetboyfriends.pod/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Instagram</a> or <a href="https://www.tiktok.com/@yourinternetboyfriends" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">TikTok</a>. </p><br><p>Watch our latest episodes every Thursday on <a href="https://www.youtube.com/@YourInternetBoyfriends" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">YouTube</a>. Tickets and everything else visit <a href="Https://yourinternetboyfriends.com" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.yourinternetboyfriends.com</a></p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p> What starts as a cute weekly catch-up quickly turns into: a chaotic 15-minute London photoshoot, Mark’s psychological warfare to get Denis into a tank top, 547 unusable photos, and an unexpected discussion about condoms, NHS magic tablets, and teenage shame buying pregnancy tests in Limerick. We also talk Eurovision (pre-Samantha Mumba injustice), ho-stone burning, fake earrings, mustaches making a comeback, and why big lights are basically homophobic. Our beautiful producer and photgrapher www.instagram.com/_declankelly Get involved and send us an email hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com or send us a DM on Instagram or TikTok. Watch our latest episodes every Thursday on YouTube. Tickets and everything else visit www.yourinternetboyfriends.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices What starts as a cute weekly catch-up quickly turns into:


  • a chaotic 15-minute London photoshoot,
  • Mark’s psychological warfare to get Denis into a tank top,
  • 547 unusable photos,
  • and an unexpected discussion about condoms, NHS magic tablets, and teenage shame buying pregnancy tests in Limerick.


We also talk Eurovision (pre-Samantha Mumba injustice), ho-stone burning, fake earrings, mustaches making a comeback, and why big lights are basically homophobic.

Our beautiful producer and photgrapher www.instagram.com/_declankelly


Get involved and send us an email hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com or send us a DM on Instagram or TikTok.


Watch our latest episodes every Thursday on YouTube. Tickets and everything else visit www.yourinternetboyfriends.com

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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