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EP. 349 BABY CAN'T CHEW IT

Thu, 23 Apr 2026 00:00:00 -0000

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EP. 348 WORLD OF TOADVINES

Thu, 16 Apr 2026 01:00:00 -0000

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EP. 347 FACEBOOK DIVORCEE

Mon, 30 Mar 2026 23:30:00 -0000

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EP. 346 A RESOLUTE UNPLEASANTNESS

Wed, 18 Mar 2026 23:30:00 -0000

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EP. 345 BARN PARTIES

Tue, 03 Mar 2026 02:00:00 -0000

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EP. 344 I DON'T FIND THIS WORKABLE

Sat, 14 Feb 2026 05:00:00 -0000

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EP. 343 CATNIP FOR SCHIZOS

Thu, 05 Feb 2026 04:30:00 -0000

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EP. 342 BRANDING 101

Wed, 28 Jan 2026 01:00:00 -0000

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Ep. 341 ONE BATTLETOAD AFTER ANOTHER

Sat, 17 Jan 2026 02:00:00 -0000

2 IDIOTS CANT STOP TALKING ABOUT MOVIES AND CIGARETTES

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QUICK HIT 001: GOLDEN GLOBES '26 FILM TWITTER

Tue, 13 Jan 2026 02:30:00 -0000

2 IDIOTS RESPOND TO OTHER IDIOTS TALKIN' 'BOUT MOVIES

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EP. 340 DEFINITELY WORTH EIGHT DOLLARS

Fri, 09 Jan 2026 01:00:00 -0000

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FREE PATREON🎁 BONUS EP 149 KEN BURNS: ZODIAC

Wed, 31 Dec 2025 21:37:00 -0000

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EP. 339 REMEMBER LIST 2025: BUILT FOR THE BIT

Thu, 25 Dec 2025 21:45:00 -0000

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Ep. 338 THE FUTURE IS SLOP

Sat, 06 Dec 2025 01:15:00 -0000

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EP. 337 GAS STATION BATHROOM FLOOR

Wed, 26 Nov 2025 23:15:00 -0000

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EP. 336 PAGING SARAH CONNOR

Wed, 19 Nov 2025 00:00:00 -0000

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EP. 335 REJECT NOSTALGIA

Wed, 05 Nov 2025 02:00:00 -0000

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EP. 334 RAISON CANES D'ETRE

Mon, 27 Oct 2025 21:15:00 -0000

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EP. 333 VEGETATION DIETY

Sat, 18 Oct 2025 04:00:00 -0000

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EP. 332 DOUBLE FAILURE WITH SAUCE ON IT

Fri, 10 Oct 2025 21:00:00 -0000

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EP. 331 IN THE HEAT OF IT

Thu, 25 Sep 2025 17:00:00 -0000

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EP. 330 SIMPLE OPPOSITES

Mon, 25 Aug 2025 23:00:00 -0000

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EP. 329 SUMMER SLUMP: STOMP, CLAP, BREAKFAST, EPSTEIN

Sat, 09 Aug 2025 00:30:00 -0000

LETS GET IT!

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EP. 328 EPSTEIN'S RAZOR

Wed, 23 Jul 2025 23:00:00 -0000

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EP. 327 OPPOSING MAGNETS

Sun, 13 Jul 2025 19:00:00 -0000

SEA MOSS SMOOTHIES.

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EP. 325 MUMMIFIED IN PHILLY

Fri, 04 Jul 2025 00:10:00 -0000

ARE YOU A NIGHT SHOWER GUY OR A MORNING SHOWER GUY.

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EP. 324 PRE-DIABETIC IN EUROPE

Thu, 26 Jun 2025 22:40:00 -0000

SOMETHIN'S GONNA GET YA.

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EP. 323 Star

Thu, 29 May 2025 19:45:00 -0000

RIP to our buddy Dave.

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EP. 322 CEDE CONTROL TO MOTHERBRAIN

Mon, 05 May 2025 03:30:00 -0000

FAITHLESS IS HE WHO SAYS FAREWELL WHEN THE ROAD DARKENS.

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EP. 321 BOWLING ON MONDAYS

Thu, 24 Apr 2025 22:30:00 -0000

YOU'RE ONLINE ALL DAY.

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WPT CLASSICS 001: YOUTUBE CONSPIRACY THEORY THEATER 2018

Thu, 10 Apr 2025 02:00:00 -0000

TAKIN IT WAY BACK TO 2018 ANCIENT TEXT

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EP. 320 SPACE WITCH

Tue, 25 Mar 2025 01:30:00 -0000

SPACE ELONGATES YOUR FACIAL FEATURES HOMIE HOW DID YOU NOT KNOW THAT?

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EP. 319 FLY AWAY MONEY ANGELS

Tue, 18 Mar 2025 22:15:00 -0000

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🚨🎁🔓FREE BONUS EP. 001 LINK SPIRALS

Sat, 08 Mar 2025 00:30:00 -0000

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EP. 318 MYSTIC RHYTHMS

Mon, 03 Mar 2025 23:00:00 -0000

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EP. 317 ROADKILL CAPITAL

Sat, 22 Feb 2025 02:00:00 -0000

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EP. 316 HACK REALITY

Fri, 14 Feb 2025 01:00:00 -0000

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EP. 315 FREE DIRT

Thu, 30 Jan 2025 23:30:00 -0000

CRAIGSLIST FREE SECTION

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EP. 314 PROPOSITION PAT

Wed, 22 Jan 2025 17:00:00 -0000

BUY FOR A DOLLAR, SELL FOR TWO.

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EP. 313 PASS THE WORM

Wed, 15 Jan 2025 23:00:00 -0000

YOU ARE MORE POWERFUL WITH THE WORM.

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EP. 312 THE REMEMBER-SODE 2024

Sat, 04 Jan 2025 04:30:00 -0000

I GOT YOUR BACK BUT YA BEST TO WATCH YA FRONT.

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EP. 311 REASONABLE GUY TAKES

Sat, 21 Dec 2024 00:30:00 -0000

WE JUST WANNA SEE PEOPLE PROSPER.

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EP. 310 IT'S THE OTHER WAY

Thu, 12 Dec 2024 20:30:00 -0000

YOU WANT IT ONE WAY BUT IT'S THE OTHER WAY.

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EP. 309 INSANE PERSON HOUR

Wed, 04 Dec 2024 22:30:00 -0000

LONG GREYHOUND RIDE.

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EP 308 THREE DOLLAR HOTELS

Sat, 23 Nov 2024 22:30:00 -0000

JAKARTA NUMBER ONE!

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EP. 307 EQUAL WEIGHT

Thu, 14 Nov 2024 20:30:00 -0000

EVERYTHING OLD IS NEW AND SHITTY AGAIN WOW.

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EP. 306 OVERSELLING

Sun, 03 Nov 2024 18:00:00 -0000

IM GETTING REALLY INTO LUTHERANISM.

LAST ONE BEFORE THE APOCALYPSE.

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EP. 305 THE BOGDANOVICH PRINCIPLE

Thu, 24 Oct 2024 00:00:00 -0000

THE STEELE DOSSIER

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EP. 304 THRICE I HAD BERRIES

Thu, 10 Oct 2024 22:03:08 -0000

DISENGAGE FROM THE CAPITALIST SYSTEM.

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EP. 303 EATING PEACHES IN THE GROCERY STORE BY YOURSELF

Wed, 25 Sep 2024 15:00:00 -0000

YOU'RE GONNA LEARN.

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EP. 302 AGAINST YOUR OWN BEST INTEREST

Wed, 18 Sep 2024 05:15:00 -0000

THIS WAS UPLOADED AS A PATREON EXCLUSIVE BUT WHATEVER JUST HAVE IT

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EP. 301 BEST OF LUCK

Tue, 10 Sep 2024 14:00:00 -0000

THE ONLY BUTTERED HARD ROLL PODCAST

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EP. 300 I ACCEPT YOUR APOLOGY

Sat, 31 Aug 2024 16:00:00 -0000

THAT WAS THE AI, BROTHER.

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EP. 299 CAMBOY OLIGARCH

Mon, 26 Aug 2024 02:00:00 -0000

Audio quality sucks on this one, our bad.

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EP. 298 BABYLONIAN THEATER

Fri, 16 Aug 2024 14:00:00 -0000

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EP. 297 GOTTA GET THE NEWT

Sun, 04 Aug 2024 23:10:00 -0000

GET IT WHERE THE GOATS CAN GET IT.

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EP. 296 SPEND THE NIGHT IN JAIL

Sat, 27 Jul 2024 18:00:00 -0000

I GREW UP WITH THIS GUY.

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EP. 295 WEAR THE LENS (ASSASSINATION SPECIAL)

Wed, 17 Jul 2024 13:00:00 -0000

RUH ROH.

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EP. 294 NEVER HAD AN AVOCADO

Tue, 09 Jul 2024 00:45:00 -0000

BEATING EACH OTHER WITH SHILLELAGHS.

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EP. 293 THE DEBAT

Sun, 30 Jun 2024 22:30:00 -0000

AMONG OTHER TOPICS.

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EP. 292 THE MOST QUALIFIED

Wed, 19 Jun 2024 20:00:00 -0000

MAYBE YOU BELIEVE IT'S GOOD

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EP. 291 INCLINED TO PERFORM

Wed, 12 Jun 2024 14:00:00 -0000

WHAT WE PRESENT TO THE WORLD

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EP. 290 THE TREE

Thu, 30 May 2024 15:00:00 -0000

TAKE YOUR PROBLEMS TO THE TREE

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EP. 289 FULFILLMENT CENTER: THE ULTIMATE HATER EPISODE

Mon, 20 May 2024 19:00:00 -0000

THE MOTION PICTURE GHOST DOG.

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EP. 288 TO HAVE A BROKEN BRAIN

Mon, 13 May 2024 22:00:00 -0000

TREE RATS

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EP. 287 STANDING IN THE WAY OF GOOD PRODUCT

Mon, 06 May 2024 18:00:00 -0000

PLATEAUING AT THE BOTTOM

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EP. 286 CHECKED OUT

Mon, 29 Apr 2024 20:00:00 -0000

CAN WE ATTEMPT ANY TYPE OF UNDERSTANDING OF EACH OTHER?

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EP. 285 NICHE APPEAL

Sun, 21 Apr 2024 23:00:00 -0000

WE'RE OPENING A JUICE BAR.

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EP. 284 INTELLECTUAL HEFT

Fri, 12 Apr 2024 21:30:00 -0000

NO NEON SIGNS IN HONG KONG. SCROOGE MCDUCK CRYPTO ART.

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EP. 283 MULCH MEN

Fri, 05 Apr 2024 21:45:00 -0000

PREM-CEDURAL TELEVISION. AI HAS NOT FIGURED OUT MULCH.

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EP. 282 STAY OUT OF THE PEN

Mon, 25 Mar 2024 20:35:00 -0000

DON'T GET YOUR WIG SPLIT

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EP. 281 WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THAT INFORMATION

Mon, 18 Mar 2024 16:00:00 -0000

LIVE FROM A VAN IN CHICAGO

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EP. 280 SIN OF PRESUMPTION

Fri, 08 Mar 2024 20:00:00 -0000

KEEP IT MOVIN'

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EP. 279 WORKING ON OURSELVES

Thu, 29 Feb 2024 22:00:00 -0000

BED BUG HITMEN

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EP. 278 THE ICE FLOAT

Thu, 22 Feb 2024 00:00:00 -0000

I JUST WANNA PLAY SKYRIM

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EP. 277 GALAXY BRAIN (THE BAD KIND)

Sun, 11 Feb 2024 19:00:00 -0000

STARING OUT THE WINDOW.

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EP. 276 A VERY SLOW NIGHT

Sat, 03 Feb 2024 00:00:00 -0000

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EP. 275 EXTREME UNEMPLOYMENT

Fri, 26 Jan 2024 22:00:00 -0000

OIL REFINERY JOB

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EP. 274 BURNT ON OPINIONS

Sat, 20 Jan 2024 03:40:00 -0000

VEGAN MEATLOAF GOT A LITTLE STALE

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EP. 273 ARGUMENTATIVE WEDGE

Sat, 13 Jan 2024 00:50:00 -0000

WE GO IN.

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EP. 272 FLEET OF FIVE THOUSAND

Fri, 05 Jan 2024 20:00:00 -0000

THE EPSTEIN LIST!

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EP. 271 A YEAR IN EPHEMERA 2023 ROUND-UP DO U REMEMBER???

Thu, 28 Dec 2023 18:00:00 -0000

THE REMEMBER-SODE! SEE YOU IN 2024

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EP. 270 BUSINESS IN THE STREET

Fri, 22 Dec 2023 19:00:00 -0000

GETTING LOADED.

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EP. 269 NARROW BANDWIDTH

Wed, 13 Dec 2023 20:00:00 -0000

MIGHT BE THE WORST PODCAST OF ALL TIME.

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EP. 268 THE CAVES

Thu, 07 Dec 2023 05:00:00 -0000

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EP. 267 BAD DAD STUFF

Wed, 29 Nov 2023 23:00:00 -0000

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EP. 266 ROLE WITHIN THE FAMILY

Wed, 22 Nov 2023 14:00:00 -0000

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EP. 265 BIG NAME FELLAS

Wed, 15 Nov 2023 22:00:00 -0000

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EP. 264 FULL OF LIFE LESSONS

Wed, 08 Nov 2023 23:00:00 -0000

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EP. 263 POETRY FORUM

Thu, 02 Nov 2023 23:00:00 -0000

POEMS FROM RUBMAPS.

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EP. 262 PREFERENCE REALITY

Wed, 25 Oct 2023 15:30:11 -0000

It's like half current talk, half film talk. Eric's mic is a little messed up for the first hour, sorry.

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EP. 261 THERAPY FOR IDIOTS

Wed, 18 Oct 2023 18:00:00 -0000

DEGRADED VERSION OF THE THING YOU ENJOY.

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EP. 260 SEMIOTICS LESSON

Wed, 11 Oct 2023 22:00:00 -0000

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EP. 259 DISTANCE FROM GOD

Fri, 29 Sep 2023 16:00:00 -0000

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EP. 258 LIVING IN THE WOODS

Fri, 22 Sep 2023 23:00:00 -0000

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EP. 257 [SOON TO BE] LATE NEWS

Thu, 14 Sep 2023 19:40:35 -0000

SOUND OF FREEDOM.

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EP. 256 REALLY LONG COVID

Wed, 06 Sep 2023 16:00:00 -0000

IT NEVER LEFT.

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EP. 255 HOT TAR ROOFER

Wed, 30 Aug 2023 22:00:00 -0000

HOT TAR SUMMER IN THE CITY.

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EP. 254 FOLDER OF LOSERS

Mon, 21 Aug 2023 16:30:00 -0000

LOTS OF SKYRIM TALK

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EP. 253 MANGA DISTRICT

Wed, 09 Aug 2023 21:30:00 -0000

ANTI STRETCH PLASTIC PODCAST.

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EP. 252 PUPPET MASTER RANKED

Wed, 02 Aug 2023 00:30:00 -0000

WE RANK THE PUPPET MASTER SEQUELS.

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EP. 251 PAUL WALKER

Mon, 24 Jul 2023 18:00:00 -0000

PAUL WALKER 10 YEAR ANNIVERSARY

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EP. 250 LAST WEEKS PODCAST

Mon, 17 Jul 2023 20:00:00 -0000

MCGRUFF THE CRIME DOG

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EP. 249 HELL-DONIC TREADMILL

Sun, 09 Jul 2023 19:00:00 -0000

THIS EPISODE WAS UPLOADED ON THE DENVER AIRPORT WIFI 👁️

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EP. 248 THE PABLUM MACHINE

Mon, 26 Jun 2023 19:30:00 -0000

YOU HATE SUCCESS

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EP. 247 ET IN ARCADIA EGO (RIP CORMAC MCCARTHY)

Sun, 18 Jun 2023 22:20:00 -0000

REST IN PEACE CORMAC MCCARTHY

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EP. 246 THE FAIR USAGE OF OUR PRODUCT

Mon, 12 Jun 2023 17:00:00 -0000

EVERYONE UNDER 25 VAPES.

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EP. 245 THE MIDDLE

Sun, 04 Jun 2023 18:00:00 -0000

THE FOXHOLE

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EP. 244 A BIT OF EVERYTHING

Tue, 30 May 2023 00:30:00 -0000

A TRUE STREAM OF CONSCIOUSNESS. MOVIES, WEIRDOS, THIEL, LOWRY, RIC FLAIR. THEY'RE ALL HERE.

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EP. 243 BLU-RAY GUYS

Sun, 21 May 2023 22:00:00 -0000

DEBATABLE. IT'S ALL MEDIA TALK THIS WEEK. MOVIES AND AI.

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EP. 242 REALITY ENJOYERS

Mon, 15 May 2023 23:00:00 -0000

I LOVE REALITY.

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EP. 241 WORST POSSIBLE BINGO

Mon, 08 May 2023 22:30:00 -0000

THIS IS THE WORST POSSIBLE BINGO GAME.

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PATREON PREVIEW #2: ABLE TO MAKE THE JOKE

Thu, 04 May 2023 19:00:00 -0000

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EP. 240 THE ROUNDS OF INTERNET IDIOT TALK

Sun, 30 Apr 2023 21:30:00 -0000

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EP. 239 WEIRD COSTUMES

Sun, 23 Apr 2023 20:15:00 -0000

HEADS COACHELLA OR TAILS BEATDOWN FEST. YOU HAVE TO CALL IT.

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PATREON PREVIEW: YOU GOTTA READ THE LABEL

Fri, 21 Apr 2023 19:33:21 -0000

A PATREON PREVIEW EPISODE! THE FIRST 20 MIN-ISH OF OUR MOST RECENT PATREON EPISODE.

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EP. 238 CORMAC MCCARTHY PHASE

Sun, 16 Apr 2023 20:00:00 -0000

TRAD SIGMA ANNOYING GUY.

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EP. 237 HATER SYNDROME

Sat, 08 Apr 2023 19:00:00 -0000

ERIC CAN'T GET A JOB. PAT IS JAMMED UP BY CUSTOMS. LET US IN.

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EP. 236 DIVORCED DAD ENERGY

Sun, 02 Apr 2023 00:00:00 -0000

ALL THE CURRENT NEWS THATS FIT TO PRINT

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EP. 235 TWITCH STREAM 2.17.23: NEW OLD NEWS

Sun, 26 Mar 2023 19:30:00 -0000

RECORDED OVER A MONTH AGO. OLD NEWS PLUS A LOT OF MUSIC TALK. PAT IS STILL ON TOUR AND BEING TO RECORD REGULARLY IS A CHALLENGE. BEAR WITH US. WE'LL FLOOD YOU WITH CURRENT EPISODES AGAIN SOON.

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EP. 234 ON THE BRINK

Sun, 19 Mar 2023 20:00:00 -0000

WE NEED A BAILOUT

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EP. 233 YEET YOUR CHILDREN

Fri, 10 Mar 2023 17:00:00 -0000

RIGHT INTO THE DRAG SHOW.

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EP. 232 LIVE IN BROOKLYN (W/ IAN FIDANCE)

Fri, 03 Mar 2023 21:00:00 -0000

THE LIVE SHOW FROM 2/26! THANKS ALL WHO CAME OUT.

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EP. 231 PICK YOUR PSYOP

Sun, 19 Feb 2023 20:00:00 -0000

I CHOOSE YOU.

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EP. 230 PLAUSIBLE DEN-AI-ABILITY

Sat, 11 Feb 2023 23:00:00 -0000

WE'RE ALL OFF THE HOOK.

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EP. 229 PAT & ERIC RUN AFOUL OF SCIENTOLOGY

Sun, 05 Feb 2023 19:10:00 -0000

THEY SENT THE LAWYERS.

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EP. 228 BAD BEHAVIOR BOYS

Fri, 27 Jan 2023 19:00:00 -0000

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EP. 227 PERFECT PERSONISM

Sat, 21 Jan 2023 01:15:00 -0000

YOU GET IT.

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EP. 226 AAAAAND WE'RE BACK

Sun, 15 Jan 2023 23:00:00 -0000

BACK TO YOUR REGULARLY SCHEDULED PROGRAMMING.

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EP. 225 THE APOLOGY EPISODE

Fri, 06 Jan 2023 20:00:00 -0000

PAT & ERIC APOLOGIZE FOR EVERYTHING. NEW SLATE 2023.

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EP. 224 I NEED A BIG BOY - 2022 YEAR END ROUND-UP

Fri, 30 Dec 2022 21:00:00 -0000

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EP. 223 READING YOUTUBE COMMENTS

Sat, 24 Dec 2022 15:56:22 -0000

HALF THE EP IS POL, THE OTHER HALF IS YOUTUBE COMMENTS

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EP. 222 PAT & ERIC'S HOLIDAY GUIDE TO EXTRADITION

Thu, 15 Dec 2022 23:30:00 -0000

LIVE FROM ANGOLA.

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EP. 221 🎁 FREE PATREON: MERLE THE SNOWMAN

Sat, 10 Dec 2022 02:00:00 -0000

FREE PATREON.

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EP. 220 GET BAG

Sat, 03 Dec 2022 04:00:00 -0000

RECORDED BEFORE YE ON I*FO W*RS

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EP. 219 INCREDULOUS BASTARDS

Sat, 26 Nov 2022 05:02:00 -0000

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EP. 218 WHAT THE PEOPLE WANT

Fri, 18 Nov 2022 20:00:00 -0000

MORE KISSING.

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EP. 217 PAT & ERIC FULL SENILE

Sat, 12 Nov 2022 02:00:00 -0000

MAN WE'RE DUMB.

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EP. 216 THINGS NOT TO BE CONCERNED ABOUT

Thu, 03 Nov 2022 19:00:00 -0000

YOU KNOW THE DRILL.

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EP. 215 THE RT PAYROLL

Wed, 26 Oct 2022 16:01:06 -0000

PAID FOR BY R*SSIA AND P*TER TH*EL.

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EP. 214 CASUAL OBSERVER

Fri, 14 Oct 2022 02:42:25 -0000

BULLSHIT RELEASES.

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EP. 213 BUS DRIVER SIMULATOR

Wed, 05 Oct 2022 17:08:17 -0000

TURKS LIKE A STEAM.

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EP. 212 COSMIC ENERGY

Wed, 21 Sep 2022 19:20:16 -0000

WE'LL TAKE THE THIELCOIN.

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EP. 211 HIGH CONFLICT ROSCOE'S

Wed, 14 Sep 2022 17:39:18 -0000

RIP THE KING PNB ROCK.

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EP. 210 HE-MAN TOKEN

Thu, 08 Sep 2022 16:11:40 -0000

YES THIS EPISODE IS LATE WE KNOW.

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EP. 209 HAVE FUN WITH IT

Wed, 31 Aug 2022 02:30:00 -0000

KERMIT SPIDER-MAN MOD.

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EP. 208 THE WAR ROOM

Tue, 23 Aug 2022 17:24:09 -0000

WELCOME 2 THA WAR ROOM BUD THAT'LL BE $69.99/MONTH.

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EP. 207 CARDBOARD ALL STARS (W/ IAN FIDANCE)

Tue, 16 Aug 2022 01:10:22 -0000

SPECIAL GUEST: IAN FIDANCE!

THE NAME OF HIS PODCAST IS "BEIN' IAN WITH JORDAN"

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EP. 206 THE RAID

Tue, 09 Aug 2022 17:30:00 -0000

1 MIL BUDGET

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EP. 205 WINGS SUBREDDIT

Tue, 02 Aug 2022 01:00:00 -0000

DESUS & MERO MOMENT

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EP. 204 INANE CONVERSATION

Mon, 25 Jul 2022 19:00:00 -0000

YUP

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EP. 203 INTO THE QUORAVERSE

Mon, 18 Jul 2022 23:00:00 -0000

we getting quora money

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EP. 202 HUNTER BIDEN TINY DESK CONCERT

Mon, 11 Jul 2022 23:00:00 -0000

PARTY BOY.

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EP. 201 SERIOUSLY SERIOUS

Wed, 06 Jul 2022 21:00:00 -0000

WHY SO

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EP. 200 UNIX ADMIN

Mon, 27 Jun 2022 22:00:00 -0000

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EP. 199 MILLER TIME

Sun, 19 Jun 2022 17:25:00 -0000

YO YO.

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EP. 198 LEARNING LOSS

Mon, 13 Jun 2022 21:52:07 -0000

INTERFACING WITH PEERS WITH SHARED INTERESTS

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EP. 197 CRIMES OF THE PRESENT

Tue, 07 Jun 2022 17:59:35 -0000

OWOW HOW CLEVER TITLE

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EP. 196 COMFORT INN

Sun, 29 May 2022 15:00:00 -0000

SHESSSSSS MYYYYYYYYY

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EP. 195 RAT HOUSE

Mon, 23 May 2022 18:15:39 -0000

RAT ISLAND RAT HOUSE

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EP. 194 MAILING YOU DANGEROUS PILLS

Mon, 16 May 2022 20:00:00 -0000

RETURN OF RUBMAPS.

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EP. 193 BAD AT YOUR JOB

Mon, 09 May 2022 06:00:46 -0000

WE DO PHONE MESSAGES.

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EP. 192 MADE FOR PODCASTERS

Mon, 02 May 2022 06:30:00 -0000

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EP. 191 TWISTED METAL TIMELINE

Mon, 25 Apr 2022 00:10:00 -0000

MUKBANG MOLOCH.

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EP. 190 ORIGINS OF SOY

Mon, 18 Apr 2022 08:00:00 -0000

WHERE DID THEY COME FROM? ALSO ELON.

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EP. 189 FISHSTICK FELLAS

Mon, 11 Apr 2022 23:48:43 -0000

COMMUNITY COLLEGE

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EP. 188 PARTY BOYS OF MIAMI

Tue, 05 Apr 2022 17:46:24 -0000

LOTS OF OJ TALK.

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EP. 187 ACQUIRE ALL CREATION

Tue, 29 Mar 2022 19:30:00 -0000

YEAH YEAH WE TALK ABOUT THE THING

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EP. 186 PARIAH DOGS

Mon, 21 Mar 2022 17:52:25 -0000

OUR FAVORITE KIND OF GLIZZY.

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EP. 185 CELEB STATUS

Sun, 13 Mar 2022 20:00:00 -0000

CELIBATE CELEBS

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EP. 184 VIBE SHIFT

Sun, 06 Mar 2022 19:00:00 -0000

THE VIBES. THEY DONE SHIFTED.

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EP. 183 DIRTIER WORK

Mon, 28 Feb 2022 00:50:00 -0000

DIRTY WORK 2 NEVER EXISTED??

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EP. 182 DO YOU REMEMBER WHEN

Mon, 21 Feb 2022 23:15:00 -0000

WE USED TO SING SHALALALALALALALA

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EP. 181 SIGMA MALE CONFIDENTIAL

Mon, 14 Feb 2022 01:00:00 -0000

COOLIN

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EP. 180 NEOLIBERAL HELL

Sun, 06 Feb 2022 22:58:40 -0000

NEOLIBERAL HELLLLLLLLLL MORE RUBMAPS.

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EP. 179 CONNECTICUT BALD MAN

Tue, 01 Feb 2022 05:40:00 -0000

RETURN OF RUBMAPS.

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EP. 178 GOATED FAT GOD

Sun, 23 Jan 2022 19:38:36 -0000

COMEDY COMEDY COMEDY PODCAST MAKE YOU LAUGH HA HA

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EP. 177 ILLITERACY OF DUNCES

Mon, 17 Jan 2022 19:35:00 -0000

THE EPISODE HAS BEEN FIXED. WE'RE STILL DUMB AND CAN'T READ.

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EP. 176 CRAB RAVE

Sun, 09 Jan 2022 22:30:32 -0000

OBAMA IS GONE. INTENSE NOSTALGIA FOR CRAB RAVE.

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EP. 175 2021 CRINGE ROUND-UP

Fri, 31 Dec 2021 23:05:17 -0000

A YEAR OF HIGH C.

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EP. 174 I ATE TWO BAGELS OW

Sat, 25 Dec 2021 18:25:00 -0000

tum hurts now, also for real how beat is this show?

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EP. 173 PEANUT BUTTER PRETZELS ARE A GREAT SNACK

Sat, 18 Dec 2021 23:00:00 -0000

Oh just a whole lot of things being discussed.

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EP. 172 TIRED AS HELL

Sat, 11 Dec 2021 19:00:00 -0000

TIIIIIIIIIRED

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EP. 171 GHISLAINE MAXWELL: DON DIVA

Sun, 05 Dec 2021 21:53:24 -0000

THE TRIAL OF THE CENTURY THAT NO ONE CARES ABOUT.

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EP. 170 COD: MODERN WARFARE 2

Sat, 27 Nov 2021 23:00:00 -0000

ACCELERATIONISTS ASSEMBLE

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EP. 169 YOUR OWN PERSONAL GOATSE

Fri, 19 Nov 2021 17:48:15 -0000

GOATSE REST IN PEACE

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EP. 168 HOME BREW INSULIN

Sun, 07 Nov 2021 17:30:00 -0000

WE GOT TROLLED

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EP. 167 BOYS OF THE DOCKS

Mon, 01 Nov 2021 16:43:00 -0000

THIS PODCAST IS UNION STRONG 💪

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EP. 166 SELF-FULFILLING PSYOP

Mon, 25 Oct 2021 22:36:41 -0000

SUN'S OUT, BUNS OUT

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EP. 165 MAN YELLS AT CLOUD

Sat, 16 Oct 2021 21:09:12 -0000

ERIC DID AN EPISODE BY HIMSELF CAN HE HACK IT?

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EP. 164 LIVE FROM A VAN IN MIDTOWN MANHATTAN

Sat, 09 Oct 2021 22:22:12 -0000

this is a rough one, jeez

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EP. 163 THE TRIBE HAS SPOKEN

Sat, 02 Oct 2021 17:07:00 -0000

DUDETHEGUY THE GUY PT2

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EP. 162 WHAT'S THE SCENARIO

Fri, 24 Sep 2021 16:00:00 -0000

Hypothetically speaking if i offered you a gun, hypothetically of course >:)

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EP. 161 TIME TO WORK RETAIL

Sat, 18 Sep 2021 01:32:59 -0000

WE LOST OUR JOBS.

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EP. 160 FAUX PERSONAL

Sat, 11 Sep 2021 18:30:00 -0000

This is the last episode of WPT :( lol jk

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EP. 159 DEPRAVED INDIFFERENCE

Sat, 28 Aug 2021 00:10:00 -0000

THINKING ABOUT BAD THINGS UH OH MAKE IT STOP.

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EP. 158 BEE GIRL

Fri, 20 Aug 2021 15:45:00 -0000

WE LISTEN TO THINGS THAT CAUSE US GREAT PAIN.

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EP. 157 SNIPER ELITE 3

Sat, 14 Aug 2021 01:00:00 -0000

THIS IS A FUN EPISODE WE PROMISE WE DO NOTHING BUT READ YOUTUBE COMMENTS.

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EP. 156 YOU'RE BEING TOO LOUD

Fri, 06 Aug 2021 16:30:00 -0000

this episode is truly rough if you make it all the way through send us your address and we'll mail you some cookies and a gun

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EP. 155 WE ARE PEDANTIC AND NOT SMART

Fri, 30 Jul 2021 23:00:00 -0000

READ THE TITLE. READ IT AGAIN.

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EP. 154 DOWN BAD

Fri, 23 Jul 2021 18:13:00 -0000

BEEN SICK. LAST A LONG TIME AND KILL ME. BODY MANIFESTING IT.

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EP. 153 THE GUY WHO PLAYS DOC OCK IN SPIDER-MAN 2

Thu, 15 Jul 2021 16:00:00 -0000

ERIC POISONED HIMSELF ON PURPOSE

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EP. 152 ASSISTED LIVING

Sat, 10 Jul 2021 07:28:00 -0000

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EP. 151 TURD SALESMAN

Thu, 01 Jul 2021 17:14:00 -0000

ERIC IS SPICY THIS WEEK, PAT LIKES MUSICALS EW. RETURN OF RUBMAPS AND PHONE MESSAGES.

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EP. 150 MAYOR MCCHEESE

Wed, 23 Jun 2021 18:01:16 -0000

NEW YORK NEW MAYOR TALK ALSO COVID AND OTHER STUFF WEEEEEEEEEEE

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EP. 149 CRYPTO GOTHS

Wed, 16 Jun 2021 15:06:00 -0000

CAUSATION BASED THINGS, PEOPLE BEING DISHONEST, SAY DUMB THINGS, UNSERIOUS SILLY PEOPLE, MODERATES AND CENTRISTS, 700% MORE JELLYBEANS WHAT HAPPENED??

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EP. 148 SHABBY VELOUR SUIT

Wed, 09 Jun 2021 15:14:00 -0000

Eric has dialed in his Jordan Peterson impression.

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EP. 147 ALL NITE LONG

Thu, 03 Jun 2021 15:34:00 -0000

PADDY LIED WHO DIED CRYPTIC KNOT TRYING PARTY WITH JORD PETE ALLLL NIIIIIIGHT BB you know what the deal is with this show you know what you're getting just listen fam.

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EP. 146 UNCOMFORTABLE NEGATIVITY

Thu, 27 May 2021 19:04:00 -0000

THE WEEK WHERE EVERYONE EXPOSED THEMSELVES IN PUBLIC.

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EP. 145 THINK WE'RE ALONE NOW

Thu, 20 May 2021 17:01:50 -0000

therapy time for pat n eric, news from 2019, news from 2021, dodging third rails. dive in.

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EP. 144 IT'S BIGGER THAN

Wed, 12 May 2021 22:56:15 -0000

Did you hear about this? Big controversy.

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EP. 143 ONE TIME 4 YOUR MIND

Wed, 05 May 2021 15:22:00 -0000

LOW FI BEATS TO STUDY TO. We're bored. The world is cashed. We talk about all the things you're concerned with, don't worry. Also we listen to some of your phone messages.

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EP. 142 FLUKEMAN, FLUKEMAN, & FLUKEMAN

Wed, 28 Apr 2021 19:03:00 -0000

I guess we put out episodes on Wednesdays now. NEW CORPORATE PAY MASTERS! WPT is thrilled to announce that we are joining the SoundTalent Media family. BUT AIN'T NOTHIN CHANGED, we're still giving you the hot takes and the idiot commentary you've come to love lo these many years. Get in here.

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EP. 141 WHAT I DO IS WHAT I DO

Thu, 22 Apr 2021 00:12:00 -0000

WE RECORDED THIS BEFORE THE THING THAT HAPPENED YESTERDAY WHOOPS.

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EP. 140 LIFESTYLE IS HECTIC

Wed, 14 Apr 2021 16:00:00 -0000

THE TECH STATE IS HERE TO SMASH US. Remember, if you watch a thing that's bad, that means you're a bad person just for exposing yourself to it. Follow the leader! Myrtle Beach, SC rubmaps. GET IN.

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EP. 139 DEPLATFORMED

Mon, 05 Apr 2021 23:00:00 -0000

WE GOT DEPLATFORMED well no, we didn't, i mean not yet but it's coming soon, you can tell. We talk about all this stuff that goes on in the world and makes no sense to us because we're idiots. Have a great time!

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EP. 138 CHUN LI PILLS

Mon, 29 Mar 2021 16:41:00 -0000

CAN YOU NOT MAINTAIN AN ERECTION IN BED? This is a strictly HIGH-T episode reserved for the chadest of alphas. We talk mostly local politics this episode because we are now disgusting elitist Angelinos. But we also do phone messages at the end so stick around for that. GET IN.

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EP. 137 WHEEEEEL IN THE SKY KEEPS ON TURNING

Tue, 23 Mar 2021 01:28:00 -0000

SPIN THE CANCEL WHEEL it's time to play! Who is it this week?? Is it the person who took the cancelers spot? Or is it the person who took the spot of the person who took the spot of the person who got canceled? IT'S A CANCEL HUMAN CENTIPEDE. Also Antifa Lover Episode IV!

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EP. 136 THE EARTH IS ALREADY IN SPACE

Mon, 15 Mar 2021 23:16:00 -0000

It's time to spin the wheel!!! Who's canceled this week? Eric n Pat dive in to a slow as hell news week and talk all the BS. You know what the deal is. The return of rubmaps!!!!! Get in here.

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EP. 135 THE NUTMEG EXPRESS

Mon, 08 Mar 2021 17:22:00 -0000

WHOAAAAAAA COVID is over?? Maybe. We get our Biden bux?? Maybe. Everything is very good and everyone is happy and chill and not mad or sad at all? Perfect!! We listen to some messages and read from Antifa Lover. Get in here.

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EP. 134 IMMORTAN TRUMP

Mon, 01 Mar 2021 22:21:00 -0000

It's your favorite two idiot morons talking on idiot moron stuff. We talk politics, trump, Biden, Immortan Joe, vaccines, cancels, all the stuff you come to expect from this podcast. Evansville and Gary, Indiana rubmaps, phone messages, and the return of Antfia Lover. A JOY.

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EP. 133 SASQUATCH PAT

Mon, 22 Feb 2021 17:41:00 -0000

WELCOME TO WPT THE PODCAST ABOUT UNCOMFORTABLE CONVERSATIONS THAT NO ONE ELSE ON EARTH LIKES HAVING. We talk about things this week that suck. When will Biden give us money?? When will Texas thaw?? Will you shut off the show?? PITTSBURGH RUBMAPS. Dive in.

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EP. 132 HOLLYWOOD, QUEENS

Sat, 13 Feb 2021 00:18:00 -0000

WE ARE NOW A CALL IN SHOW!!!! But not really, it's basically the same format. We do our local segment, we do a national segment, we take your calls, we rub some maps. You know what the deal is. Get in here.

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EP. 131 A RIOT OF THE HEART

Fri, 05 Feb 2021 18:42:00 -0000

YOOOOOO this week we reveal the winner of the Rubmaps contest!!! But not before talking about the current state of the world and all that's going on. Eric is feeling existential. Pat is in his bag, once again. Also a potentially a new weekly segment where we read a chapter from MY ANTIFA LOVER. Get in here.

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EP. 130 LOUISVILLE SLUGGER

Sun, 31 Jan 2021 06:44:00 -0000

The boys are back and made a killing on the stock market. We're both rich as hell now thanks to DOGECOIN. We definitely know exactly what we're talking about when it comes to financial markets. We are expert geniuses and our advice is guaranteed to get you rich and happy forever. Also more rubmaps.

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EP. 129 LIB HUNTERS

Fri, 22 Jan 2021 15:15:00 -0000

COMEDY PODCAST COMEDY PODCAST COMEDY PODCAST IT'S NOT DEPRESSING TRUMP IS DEAD BIDEN AND COP-MALA HARRIS ARE PRESIDENT AND EVERYTHING IS NOW GOOD FOREVER IT'S MUELLER TIME BABY!!!!!! THAT'S A YIKES FROM ME WE LITERALLY CAN'T EVEN.

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EP. 128 ON SOME GAS STATION

Fri, 15 Jan 2021 18:38:00 -0000

BREAKING Biden inauguration will be a mass arrest event!!!!! The brain worms have spoken. Get into this one folks, because it's a ride this week. Pop your horny goat weed and strap in.

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EP. 127 BRAIN WORMS

Sat, 09 Jan 2021 16:54:00 -0000

What happens when a bunch of white supremacists and severely confused people get ginned up by a former reality TV star and storm the capitol building?? What happens when a bunch of people try to cancel Mr. Bean?? What happens when weird dudes go into their local Thai massage parlor and relay their experiences?? ALL ANSWERS FOUND WITHIN.

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EP. 126 END OF A YEAR

Thu, 31 Dec 2020 19:41:00 -0000

WORST TWITTER DISCOURSE 2020 RETROSPECTIVE. Pat n Eric say goodbye to a fucked up year by going down a list of the dumbest takes of 2020. Join us as we relive "Bernie is abuser", "sexual mutual aid", "Plandemic", "Harper cancel letter", and many more! HNY!

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EP. 125 SHAMEFUL LITTLE CHRISTMAS

Fri, 25 Dec 2020 21:32:00 -0000

MERRY XMAS EPISODE what's up everybody, here we are, here for you on this Christmas day. Eric and Pat each "go off" on one just for you. All the news you can use in one place for your special holiday season. Get in.

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EP. 124 MAN MILK

Sat, 19 Dec 2020 21:15:00 -0000

Eric n Pat visit the ol' rub maps once again, but before that we talk all sorts of current BS. Jump in and get the lowdown of what it is to exist in these final days of 2020/human civilized society.

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EP. 123 THE BAD BATCH

Fri, 11 Dec 2020 19:19:00 -0000

UH OHHHH There's nothing to talk about at all this week. Pat and Eric come up with headcanon for all the new Disney Star Wars show. Then we talk about how bad our internet is. We touch on politics for maybe 5 seconds, then go straight to Rubmaps reviews. Lessssgetit.

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EP. 122 WARHAWKS AT THE RUB N TUG

Fri, 04 Dec 2020 17:53:00 -0000

WHOAAAA Eric and Pat are back again to break it all down for you. Biden's cabinet, COVID19, clout-chasers, life in LA, and an all new segement, RUBMAP REVIEWS. This is top tier content. Get in here.

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EP. 121 I, CITIZEN APP

Sun, 29 Nov 2020 04:15:00 -0000

Eric has touched down in LA. Pat celebrates by taking Eric on a tour through east Hollywood via the Citizen app. Take a tour through the COVID wasteland with us.

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EP. 120 RESPECTABILITY POLITRICKS

Sat, 21 Nov 2020 16:09:00 -0000

IT ONLY GETS WORSE! COVID IS BACK BABY Eric n Pat have some feelings about lots of things this week. Get in here and explore the complexity of man. Fall down the rabbit hole of two poorly spoken total morons. It's a blast.

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EP. 119 WE'RE ALL LIBS NOW IN THE DOPE SHOW

Fri, 13 Nov 2020 23:29:00 -0000

TITLE SPEAKS FOR ITSELF. We rundown all the weeks goings on. You know where we're at on most of it. We quickly pivot to our personal lives because everything under the sun is tired as hell.

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EP. 118 LOVE, PEACE, AND HARMONY: POST ELECTION MORTEM

Fri, 06 Nov 2020 14:45:00 -0000

JOE BIDEN, WHAT'RE YA HIDIN'?? Is Joe rigging the election? Probably not. But does Don T still have a chance???? Also probably not. Was this a REPUDIATION of trumpism? Again, the answer is a big no. BUT WHAT DOES IT ALL MEAN? Pat n Eric are here to break it down for you. We also do a semi-therapist corner where we discuss Pat's living situation.

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EP. 117 ELECTION 2020 FINAL COUNTDOWN TO END TIMES

Fri, 30 Oct 2020 14:24:00 -0000

THIS IS OUR LAST WILL AND TESTAMENT before Election 2020. We give our pre-mortem on the state of affairs and our predictions. We also do another rapid fire of issues and events of the past week. More "therapy corner" too. Watch the world fall with us.

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EP. 116 RAPID FIRE BLACKPILL

Sun, 25 Oct 2020 15:31:00 -0000

YOOOO late episode this week. We rapid fire all the horror from this past couple days. Metoobin, Hunter Biden, Election, trump, covid ahhhhhhhh we're all gonna die this all sucks in hell forever GET IN HERE.

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EP. 115 MADAM BURISMA

Fri, 16 Oct 2020 14:36:00 -0000

Eric n Pat are back to talk on the insanity of the past week. If you're a listener of this podcast you can probably dial in where we're at on most things, BUT YOU LISTEN ANYWAY because you're smart, and you also enjoy the satisfaction you feel from being right. Biden. Burisma, Ice Cube, Trump, Kanye, the gang is all here this week. Let's jam.

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EP. 114 PADDY ON THE STREET: HOMER, ALASKA

Fri, 09 Oct 2020 15:14:00 -0000

Pat is in Alaska doing some on the scene reporting and getting the word on the streets before the election. We talk all the niceties of the Alaskan public, the bus station, and the Blimpie across the street. Also talk debates, politics, the rona, all the good stuff you know and love.

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EP. 113 TOILET WATER

Sat, 03 Oct 2020 16:03:00 -0000

UH OH we're back and probably missed the most important news item of the week. AGAIN. But it's lit, don't worry, we talk trump, debate, rona, Biden, Dilbert. THE GANG IS ALL HERE.

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EP. 112 ALL THAT, FOR THIS?

Sat, 26 Sep 2020 20:17:00 -0000

ALL THAT, FOR THIS? Eric and Pat are back to jaw on the best and worst (mostly worst) of today. We go through the normal routine of breaking down all the recent current events, from COVID, to Biden, to Amy Comey Barrett's onlyfans. Join us.

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EP. 111 PAT & ERIC 3D ALL-STARS

Sat, 19 Sep 2020 00:22:00 -0000

OHHHHHHHH YEEEEAAHHHH BOYYYYYY We're back and Pat is BIG MAD. How mad is he? He made a weirdo list or manifesto or something of all the things making him big mad. We run down the list and also address twitter questions and concerns. Lots of gun talk too. It's a gran old time. Jump in.

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EP. 110 OUR TUMMIES HURT

Fri, 11 Sep 2020 13:00:00 -0000

Eric n Pat come with the quickness this week and breakdown where we stand in the culture war. We jump around from politics, to oscars, to clout chasers, to pandemic, to art, to voting. You know what this podcast is about by now. You get the deal. Dive in.

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EP. 109 DEMOCRATIZING THE NUCLEAR CODES

Fri, 04 Sep 2020 16:01:00 -0000

ONCE AGAIN we're back and talking all the major hot talk. We explore Krug, Movie Bob, 3D printing nuclear weapons, Biden, radicalizing Bed Bath and Beyond employees, the tanking economy, and Bayonetta reviews. All the relevant info for your world. Dive in.

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EP. 108 ERIC & PAT ARE DEPRESSED

Fri, 28 Aug 2020 13:38:00 -0000

Eric and Pat are back and more depressed than ever. We talk a whole range of topics from the horrors of our current reality to Bella Thorne bath water. Get in on the sadness, there's plenty to go around!

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EP. 107 LIVE FROM BANNON'S YACHT

Sat, 22 Aug 2020 15:26:00 -0000

WHAT A WEEK! Pat n' Eric breakdown the recent happenings in their world and the larger world. From Steve Bannon, to the Dem convention, Biden, COVID, cancelations, etc YOU GET THE IDEA BY NOW COME DANCE TO THE APOCALYPSE WITH US.

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EP. 106 EMBARRASSING DYSTOPIA

Fri, 14 Aug 2020 14:00:00 -0000

SPIN THE WHEEL, WHO IS IT TODAY? We talk the celebs being taken down of the moment, which seems to happen every single day now. We also talk VP Kamala, more COVID weirdness, you know the drill at this point. Dive in.

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EP. 105 IN DEFENSE OF REALITY

Sun, 09 Aug 2020 19:48:00 -0000

We're taking a page out of Shelter's book this week in defense of reality. We must, once again, suit up for battle to defeat the weirdos of the internet. We talk on people afraid of sex, Azalea Banks, the unwitting bias of Wikifeet, hammer and sickle twitter, election nonsense, and much more. Dive in.

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EP. 104 CANCEL CULTURE DEATH

Sat, 01 Aug 2020 04:29:00 -0000

No more cancel culture. The people want us to stop talking about it, so we keep talking about it. Also election talk, Epstein talk, volcano shark talk, you know the drill at this point. Welcome to the hellscape.

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EP. 103 SHOULD'VE NEVER GAVE PADDY THE MONEY

Sat, 25 Jul 2020 04:42:00 -0000

Who's depression is more on display? Pat n' Eric analyze their recent purchases to determine the answer. Also more talk about cancelations, COVID, the city of Portland, trump, and twitter. All the news you can use in hellscape 2020.

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EP. 102 STEP BACK FROM THAT LEDGE

Fri, 17 Jul 2020 15:07:00 -0000

Wayfair, Barry Weiss, Nick Cannon, COVID cops, and the devaluation of art all are on the table of discussion this week. DELETE THE INTERNET 2020.

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EP. 101 WEASEL WORLD

Fri, 10 Jul 2020 14:28:00 -0000

REALITY IS HACK REALITY IS HACK REALITY IS HACK REALITY IS HACK REALITY IS HACK REALITY IS HACK REALITY IS HACK REALITY IS HACK REALITY IS HACK REALITY IS HACK REALITY IS HACK Kanye running for president, the cancel letter, weasel world, everyone buy guns.

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EP. 100 ONE STEP CLOSER TO THE EDGE

Fri, 26 Jun 2020 16:32:00 -0000

SPENT. We're SPENT. THIS IS EPISODE 100!!!!! How do we go on? Where do we go from here? What do you people want? We talk all the typical nonsense but in a way that isn't annoying or repetitive. Fresh takes today. Get 'em while they're hot.

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EP. 99 YAKUB'S LABORATORY

Fri, 19 Jun 2020 14:43:00 -0000

Eric n' Pat get in the weeds once again. Reptilians, Farrakhan, Joe Biden, COVID, none are safe from the discourse this week. Let's get sticky.

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EP. 98 ERIC FINALLY SNAPS

Mon, 15 Jun 2020 01:13:00 -0000

Long time coming.

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EP. 97 MAGLEV TO VEGAS

Sun, 07 Jun 2020 00:47:00 -0000

Hotchacha make you laugh non-sense. We try our best to bring some levity to the the WPT world amid the state of things, though we mostly fail and give our takes. GET IN.

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EP. 96 NOTHING GOOD

Fri, 29 May 2020 16:57:00 -0000

NOT A CONTRARIAN EPISODE. COPS ARE ASS. AND THAT'S THAT. DONATE: https://minnesotafreedomfund.org/donate SIGN: https://www.change.org/p/black-lives-matter-activists-justice-for-tony-mcdade

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EP. 95 WAR ON MISERY BRAIN

Fri, 22 May 2020 13:57:00 -0000

THIS WEEK IS HIGH T ENERGY. WE TOOK MEGA BRAINFORCE NOOTROPIC GORILLA MIND. PAT HAS A NEW JOB WRITING EROTIC FANTASY GAMES. ERIC RESPONDS TO CRITICISM. GET IN.

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EP. 94 WAR ON ADULT BRAIN

Fri, 15 May 2020 14:44:00 -0000

We're not talking about covid...we're just talking AROUND covid....maybe. We'll let you decide. WHAT HAPPENED TO THE THINKING ADULT?? WHEN DID THEY DIE?? CAN THEY EVER COME BACK??

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EP. 93 COVID FATIGUE PT. 45

Fri, 08 May 2020 18:04:00 -0000

COVID!!!!! It's all anyone wants to talk about anymore. We go through all the hell of this new wack ass world. We close out the episode with some fun shit. Join us.

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EP. 92 THE EVEN DARKEREST TIMELINE

Fri, 01 May 2020 14:29:00 -0000

NEW JAWN. Covid continues but we do our best to avoid that topic at all costs. We talk ALL the tired ass topics. You know the drill. Jump in.

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EP. 91 COVID CANCELED

Fri, 24 Apr 2020 15:21:00 -0000

THE FIRST HOUR IS PAT GETTING US CANCELED, THE SECOND HOUR IS ALL FUN STUFF. CONSPIRACIES, ANXIETIES, INSOMNIA, PURPOSEFULLY GETTING THE VIRUS. JOIN US!

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EP. 90 HYPERBASICISATION

Fri, 17 Apr 2020 14:02:00 -0000

ERIC AND PAT REPORTING FROM THE NOW CRIMINALIZED SOCIAL INTERACTION POLICE STATE. WE TRAVERSE THE SEWER BEATING DOWN GOONS. WE SURF INSTAGRAM AND SMASH THE WEIRDOSTATE. DIVE IN.

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EP. 89 PAT & ERIC LEARN GEOGRAPHY

Sat, 11 Apr 2020 19:52:00 -0000

Eric and Pat go through their downloads based on location and give special shoutouts to all the countries of the world. We also give an update on the ongoing going-ons of the world. Also discussed: Louie's new special. JUMP IN.

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EP. 88 ERIX TO GRIND

Fri, 03 Apr 2020 14:44:00 -0000

THIS IS PART 2 FROM EP. 114 of AXE TO GRIND POCAST. Eric forces the Axe to Grind homies to talk the days of 90's ska, posi-core, and NOFX. Also regularly discussed WPT content in there for y'all. GET IN.

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EP. 87 SIMP SIMULATOR

Fri, 27 Mar 2020 14:01:00 -0000

PAT HAS COVID. This is the last episode we're talking about this stuff because it's gotten too sad and depressing. Listen to us try and dodge the topic and take all of your twitter questions.

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EP. 86 COVID MOMENTS

Sun, 22 Mar 2020 03:33:00 -0000

WE BACK! Pat is stateside once again only to find uncle sam's hand up his ass as soon as he lands. Eric sits square in the middle of Ground Zero Queens at the epicenter of the illness on the American continent. We deliver all our covid takes. We are here to ease your fears. We love you. We're back to stay. Expect to be flooded with content from here on out. Dive in.

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EP. 85 CORONABLACKPILLRIPGRANDPABIDEN PART 1

Fri, 13 Mar 2020 16:09:00 -0000

PART ONE of a two parter episode. Pat is still in S.E. Asia, AKA GROUND ZERO of the coronavirus. What does the future look like? What does the present look like? Allow us to bring forth to you the wisdom and comfort that you crave. Dive in.

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EP. 84 ONLY BUILT 4 CAMBODIAN LINX

Fri, 06 Mar 2020 09:00:00 -0000

Patrick is in Cambodia and Eric is in a basement weight room. Biden is in the prison of his own deteriorating mind.

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EP. 83 CORONAVIRUS BUG CHASER LOG MINI-SODE

Tue, 03 Mar 2020 19:50:00 -0000

A quick update from Patrick's Holiday In Cambodia. He's developed werewolfism after a bite from a street dog, but corona still eludes him. Full episode soon.

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EP. 82 BLOOMBERG ACADEMY LINK & BUILD 101

Fri, 21 Feb 2020 14:56:00 -0000

PAT N ERIC R BACK. LIVE VIA SATELLITE. This is our first remote episode. Pat in a sweaty den in Austin, Eric at his parents house in Queens. The boys get into all things current. From the embarrassing political field to the duality of man. Dive in.

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EP. 81 LIVE FROM VAN IN THE PROJECTS

Mon, 10 Feb 2020 14:58:00 -0000

THE BOYS ARE BACK LIVE FROM THE PROJECTS. IT'S TIME FOR CURRENT NEWS WUHAN IOWA KOBE FAKE INTERNET WORLD OSCARS IMPEACHMENT CULTURE WAR! GET IN THE ZONE!

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EP. 80 RISE OF THE FEMCELS

Fri, 31 Jan 2020 14:00:00 -0000

Once again, it's nothing current. Pat's got muscles. NOT a call in show as promised. Instead we analyze the hidden subculture of the FEMCELS. As you'd expect, it gets very dark. Take the pink pill with us.

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EP. 79 MISERABLE ASS LIFE: SIMPS OF INSTAGRAM

Fri, 24 Jan 2020 14:00:00 -0000

A VERY SPECIAL EPISODE! Another banked one so NOTHING current. In that spirit, it's time for Instagram Simp of the Week! Indie Game Pat and Triple-A Eric do a deep dive on the greasy bros of social media featuring cretinous comments and the weirds that leave them in search of human connection. Enjoy!

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EP. 78 CULTURE DEATH 2020

Fri, 17 Jan 2020 14:00:00 -0000

This week Eric n Pat get into NOTHING TOO CURRENT so we go back in time to discuss fake science. Also NEW YORK IS DEAD. EVERYTHING IS DEAD. We need a change for the year 2020. New coast? New country? Bamboo forest? Hit us with your suggestions.

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EP. 77 PRESIDENT NO-SCOPE

Fri, 10 Jan 2020 14:00:00 -0000

YOU THOUGHT WE WERE DONE BEING CURRENT BUT WE LIED. WE'RE BACK WITH HASHTAG CURRENT NEWS. IRAN. GOLDEN GLOBES. PRESIDENTS. FEET PICS. GET IN ON THE ACTION.

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EP. 76 PRESIDENT SUGAR BABY

Fri, 03 Jan 2020 14:00:00 -0000

IT'S 2020 EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE DIFFERENT NOW RIGHT?? The US blew their chance at having their first president sugar baby. Good job, America. Eric and Pat are here to cure your post-new year blues. Jump in.

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