The Tea

S7EP08 - Lauri adopts a 40 year-old Russian orphan

Wed, 06 May 2026 07:00:00 -0000

The Tea returns with digital picture frame warfare, musical theater arguments, therapy talk, jury duty panic, and a major life update from Lauri and Star.

Joe announces a possible release schedule shakeup for the network before the conversation immediately derails into stories about Aura Frames, family photo sabotage, and relatives secretly re-uploading pictures to each other’s digital displays. Joe also tells the story of his mom accidentally setting a screenshot of her phone as her lock screen and becoming convinced her phone had stopped turning off.

Later, Joe shares how he used AI to edit a family baseball photo by adding a giant beer in front of his mom — who famously doesn’t drink — and then convinced her to send the picture to friends anyway.

The group also spirals into a full conversation about RENT, Chicago, movie musicals, “singing-through” theater productions, and which celebrities somehow became lifelong obsessions after one good performance.

Jay opens up about starting therapy again following a recent death in the family, leading to a surprisingly sincere conversation about anxiety, coping mechanisms, mental health, and the strange ways people process trauma.

Meanwhile, Lauri gives an update on her ongoing jury duty saga and reveals that she and Star are officially beginning the adoption process, including attending orientation and discussing what kind of child they may eventually adopt.

The episode also includes:

Joe panicking over a handicap placard investigation at Angel Stadium
A fake cop car causing freeway paranoia
Stories about old coworkers and former Redline regulars
A deeply cursed discussion involving sperm donation
A possible ghost encounter involving a little girl sneezing in an empty house

Plus: Russian orphan jokes, AI trolling, baseball stories, and the usual chaos.

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S7EP07 - Lauri contemplates an offensive tattoo

Wed, 22 Apr 2026 07:00:00 -0000

Good morning, good afternoon, and good evening. Wherever you are, we’re glad you’re here.

This week on The Tea, the conversation goes everywhere. Joe, Jay, and Laurian catch up on Vegas trips, weddings, commercial shoots, and the ongoing challenge of making friends as adults. Along the way, stories spiral into high school memories, family moments, and a few situations that are almost too ridiculous to believe.

Jay shares highlights from a bachelor party in Vegas, working on a commercial with a very well-trained beagle, and unexpectedly making a new friend on set. The group reflects on how hard it is to build new friendships outside of work and what that looked like back in high school.

Joe recounts a memorable (and slightly traumatic) experience volunteering as a “patient” for medical students, where he had to lie still while being evaluated in ways he definitely did not expect.

A simple Starbucks order turns into a full breakdown when “venti” becomes confused for the name of a drink, leading to one of the episode’s most absurd and relatable moments.

Laurian gives an update on writing a TV pilot with her dad, including a creative process that raises some serious questions about how scripts are actually supposed to be written. The conversation turns to how long it really takes to write something good and what it means to just start creating.

The episode also includes a tattoo dilemma involving a baby portrait and whether to update it to better reflect reality, sparking a surprisingly thoughtful discussion.

Jay is now on the hunt for a new car after learning his current one may not be worth repairing, while Laurian enjoys a low-key spring break focused on rest and recovery.

From awkward memories to completely chaotic misunderstandings, this episode is classic The Tea: loose, funny, and full of moments that somehow feel both ridiculous and familiar.

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S7EP06 - Lauri fights a Dairy Queen employee

Wed, 08 Apr 2026 07:00:00 -0000

This week on The Tea, Joe, Lauri, and Jay cover everything from questionable hotel hygiene to Dairy Queen disasters, with plenty of detours into pop culture, fast food, and DMV chaos along the way. What starts as a simple catch-up quickly spirals into stories about bachelor parties, emotional support furniture, and a truly unhinged Blizzard experience.

Jay’s Vegas Bachelor Party Recap
Jay shares highlights from a surprisingly low-key bachelor weekend in Las Vegas, including a glowing recommendation for Cirque du Soleil’s O—and a not-so-glowing review of the El Cortez hotel, complete with toenails and mystery grime.
The Great Chair Debate
Jay attempts to offload a luxurious leather chair, sparking a surprisingly intense discussion about furniture, comfort, and whether a chair needs to “go to a good home.”
DMV Meltdown Story
Jay recounts a wild encounter at the DMV involving a customer disputing her listed weight on her license, leaving the employee visibly shaken—and raising the question: when is honesty worth the drama?
Justin Timberlake & Celebrity Downfall
The hosts react to newly released body cam footage from Justin Timberlake’s DUI, focusing less on the scandal and more on how unexpectedly uncool it all feels.
Dairy Queen Deep Dive
A full conversation unfolds about Blizzards, dipped cones, and the iconic upside-down test—culminating in Lauri’s chaotic drive-thru story where she grabs the ice cream instead of the cup.
Fast Food & Regional Favorites
The group debates Farmer Boys, Dutch Bros, Jack in the Box, and the strange cultural crossover between Morrissey fandom and Mexican communities in LA.
TV Talk: Will & Grace, Reboots & Sitcom Logic
Lauri leads a passionate discussion about Will & Grace, including the reboot, character dynamics, and sitcoms that bend reality for comedic effect.
Life Updates & Feeling Stuck
Joe opens up about feeling isolated and stuck in a routine, leading to a conversation about getting out of the house, reconnecting, and breaking out of a funk.

This episode is classic The Tea: loose, conversational, and full of unexpected tangents that somehow all connect. Whether it’s DMV drama, fast food nostalgia, or sitcom deep dives, the chaos feels right at home—and proves that sometimes the best stories come from the most random places.

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S7EP05 - Lauri poisons herself - twice

Wed, 25 Mar 2026 07:00:00 -0000

In this episode, the hosts cover everything from questionable therapy sessions to a genuinely terrifying AI scam, along with Laurie’s week of food poisoning, workplace chaos, and an upcoming sketch show.

Joe and Jay revisit Laurie’s experience with “Scribbles,” a therapy setup that raises more questions than answers. Between the lack of accreditation and surprise meditation tactics, they try to figure out what’s actually going on—and whether it’s helping at all.

Joe then shares a disturbing real-life story involving his parents, who received a phone call from someone using his voice, claiming he had been arrested after a fatal car accident. The scam nearly convinced them to send bail money, leading to a larger discussion about AI voice cloning, privacy, and how easily these schemes can fool people.

Laurie walks through her own ordeal this week, which included getting sick at work, throwing up, being wheeled through school in front of students, and a frustrating urgent care visit. After getting food poisoning twice, she realizes the likely culprit was oatmeal she had saved and reheated over multiple days.

The group also gets into doctor pet peeves, workplace absurdities, and how easily things spiral when communication breaks down.

Jay teases a future story about a recent Vegas trip, while Laurie plugs her upcoming sketch show with the team “Moxie” at the Pack Theater in Los Angeles.

As always, the episode balances real-world anxiety with chaotic humor, moving quickly from unsettling to ridiculous in classic Tea fashion.

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S7EP04 - Lauri threatens Star over a lunch bag

Wed, 11 Mar 2026 07:00:00 -0000

Joe and Lauri are back behind the microphones for another lively installment of The Tea, serving up sharp observations, personal anecdotes, and plenty of side-quests along the way. As always, the conversation flows freely—moving from pop culture commentary to personal stories and the kind of candid back-and-forth that makes The Tea feel like eavesdropping on two friends catching up over coffee.

From unexpected detours in the conversation to moments of laugh-out-loud honesty, this episode captures the signature rhythm of the show: quick wit, storytelling, and the occasional tangent that somehow becomes the best part of the discussion.

Joe and Lauri dive into the week’s happenings and what’s been on their minds since the last episode.
The conversation veers into classic Tea territory with personal stories, commentary, and plenty of playful shade.
A few hilarious conversational detours remind listeners that sometimes the best moments are the ones you don’t plan.
Joe and Lauri reflect on everyday frustrations and observations with their usual blend of humor and blunt honesty.
The episode closes with the kind of off-the-cuff banter that longtime listeners know and love.

Episode 4 delivers exactly what listeners expect from The Tea: unscripted conversation, candid opinions, and a steady stream of laughs. Whether they’re dissecting the absurdities of everyday life or simply riffing off each other’s stories, Joe and Lauri keep things entertaining from start to finish.

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S7EP03 - Lauri flips off an entire biker gang

Wed, 25 Feb 2026 08:00:00 -0000

This week, The Tea goes fully in-person as Joe, Jay, and Lauri record together from Jay’s soon-to-be former apartment in Glendale. What starts as a casual hangout quickly spirals into moving chaos, medical mysteries, jury duty drama, and one truly unforgettable encounter with a swarm of cyclists.

With Jay preparing for a move, the group dives into packing, downsizing, and the surprisingly low emotional attachment to six years of apartment living—while somehow turning a simple refrigerator into a major plot point.

Episode Highlights

Jay’s Big Move
Packing, donating, and figuring out what stays, what goes, and what ends up in someone else’s garage.

The Refrigerator Situation
A casual conversation about appliances turns into a full-blown redistribution plan involving Joe’s family.

Cassandra Energy
Joe compares himself to the cursed Greek prophet no one believes—and honestly, the evidence supports it.

Lauri vs. The Cyclists
A routine grocery run turns into chaos when Lauri accidentally drives into a massive group of bicyclists… and responds exactly how you’d expect.

The Gas Pump Incident
Lauri drives off with the gas hose still attached. Yes, really. Yes, it cost money.

Medical Corner with Lauri
Acid reflux, lip rashes, foot issues, eye mites, and the ongoing struggle of navigating doctors and referrals.

Jury Duty Breakdown
Jay shares his first real jury selection experience, including a front-row seat to some questionable lawyering.

Joe’s Metro Adventure
Joe embraces public transit, only for his parents to immediately assume the worst possible scenario when his car isn’t in the driveway.

Live Call to Mom
Joe calls his mom mid-episode to revisit her theory that he drove himself to the hospital during a heart attack.

Final Thoughts

This episode is classic The Tea: three friends in the same room, talking over each other, derailing every topic, and turning everyday situations into full-blown chaos. From gas station disasters to bike gang confrontations, it’s a reminder that sometimes the most dramatic stories come from the most ordinary days.

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S7EP02 - Lauri Stars a War with Amazon

Wed, 11 Feb 2026 08:00:00 -0000

Once the count-off hits, the show officially begins—and immediately veers into classic Tea territory. From streaming service chaos and workplace absurdity to Disneyland exclusivity myths and deeply relatable family dysfunction, this episode proves that structure is optional but opinions are not.

Joe kicks things off with a proper intro and reflects on the strange ritual of “starting a show” after already talking for nearly an hour
Hulu household rules spark panic, family group chats, and a surprisingly useful Disney+ workaround
Laurie reveals how she managed to score years of free Hulu after being let go from customer service—and why it felt justified
Jay shares a night out at Otterpop and debates whether dancing until 2 a.m. is still possible in adulthood
A detailed breakdown of a Club 33 Disneyland visit, including plaids, private tours, and food that may not justify the hype
Joe explains how Disney quietly lowered the value of Club 33 and what members used to get back in the day
Everyone agrees the most exciting part of Club 33 might actually be the bathroom
A deep spiral into Christmas gift trauma, family raffles, Amazon wishlists, and the emotional politics of “just give me money”
Laurie recounts years of gift-giving frustration and why batteries became the safest request
The episode ends with shared realizations about generosity, expectations, and why receiving gifts can be just as stressful as giving them

This episode captures The Tea in its fully formed state: conversational, sharp, self-aware, and deeply human. It’s less about headlines and more about the quiet (and loud) ways adulthood complicates everything—from streaming passwords to Disneyland dreams to Christmas morning.

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S7EP01 - Lauri poisons herself with dairy

Wed, 28 Jan 2026 08:00:00 -0000

After a… false start, The Tea officially kicks off its 2026 season with a proper reset—and from there, things settle into classic Tea form: messy group dynamics, holiday fallout, travel disasters, bodily mishaps, and deeply unnecessary details shared far too freely.

Joe, Jay, and Lauri reunite for the real beginning of Season 8, picking up with stories that spiral quickly and never quite come back under control.

The Afterthought Christmas Dinner, Revisited
The group breaks down the saga of planning the annual Afterthought holiday dinner—why picking a restaurant became an ordeal, how past dining trauma still looms large, and why certain venues are now permanently cursed. Parking, waitstaff, vibes, and unresolved grudges all make an appearance.
Dining Etiquette & Social Friction
From navigating group tables to post-dinner sidewalk debriefs, the hosts unpack how food, space, and personalities collide when Afterthought gathers in public—and why the after conversations are sometimes more revealing than the meal itself.
Jay’s Cruise Ship Chaos
Jay recounts a recent cruise vacation that takes a sharp turn during an adults-only newlywed-style game show at sea. What begins as playful entertainment ends in shocking physical comedy, crowd-wide gasps, and one of the most upsetting public incidents imaginable—complete with blood, confusion, and applause that absolutely should not have happened.
Lauri’s Christmas From Hell
Lauri shares a Christmas Eve and Christmas Day story that escalates from overindulgence to full-blown gastrointestinal catastrophe. Dairy plays the villain, and the consequences ripple through family gatherings, travel delays, retail misfortune, and a personal reckoning with food choices.
Unexpected Life Lessons
Between cruise ship injuries, holiday sickness, and questionable coping strategies, the group reflects—briefly—on aging, tolerance (both physical and emotional), and the thin line between “funny story” and “too much information.”
Looking Ahead to 2026
The episode closes with updates on what’s next: travel plans, work shifts, new routines, and cautious optimism for a year that has already proven unpredictable.

Joe
Jay
Lauri

Season 8 starts not with a bang—but with a do-over, followed by exactly the kind of unfiltered storytelling The Tea does best. If this is how the year begins, buckle up.

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S6EP12 - Lauri breaks into the school supplies

Fri, 11 Jul 2025 07:00:00 -0000

In this lively conversation, the hosts discuss their personal lives, including apartment hunting, creative ideas for TikTok, and the cultural implications of cosmetic procedures. They also share humorous anecdotes about their recent dining experience at a restaurant, highlighting their food choices and interactions with friends. The dynamic between the hosts showcases their unique personalities and relationships, making for an entertaining and engaging discussion. In this lively conversation, the hosts share their dining experiences, discussing food choices, interactions with friends, and humorous anecdotes from their recent gathering. They delve into the dynamics of ordering food, the impressions made by fellow diners, and the late-night antics of neighbors, all while maintaining a light-hearted tone. In this conversation, Lauri shares her experiences with noisy neighbors and the ineffective responses from the police. The group discusses the challenges of living in an apartment complex, using humor to cope with frustrating situations. Lauri recounts a late-night confrontation with her neighbors, while Joe shares a humorous cooking mishap involving a phone mix-up. The conversation reflects on the absurdity of everyday life and the importance of respect in shared living spaces. In this conversation, Lauri shares her experiences navigating school life, focusing on the challenges of access and the ingenious solutions she has developed, such as her extensive keychain. The discussion transitions into a personal story about attending a protest, highlighting the importance of friendships and expectations in social situations. The conversation wraps up with reflections on priorities and the dynamics of relationships.

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S7EP11 - Lauri wolfs down the Big Kahuna

Wed, 11 Jun 2025 07:00:00 -0000

In this episode, Joe, Jay and Lauri engage in a lively discussion that begins with light-hearted banter and transitions into deeper topics such as celebrity drama, generational reactions to controversies, and the concept of 'imprinting' from Twilight. They explore the absurdity of fame and public perception while sharing personal anecdotes and humor throughout the conversation. In this conversation, the hosts discuss various personal topics including the significance of birthdays and anniversaries, the responsibilities that come with being part of a wedding party, the dynamics of friendship in relation to weddings, and the challenges of aging and family health. They also share lighthearted moments and personal anecdotes, creating a relatable and engaging dialogue. In this episode, the conversation flows from a light-hearted discussion about food, specifically the Big Kahuna sandwich, to the complexities of planning a Fatchlerette party. The group navigates scheduling challenges and personal updates, sharing insights into their lives and future plans. The dynamic between the friends showcases their camaraderie and humor, making for an engaging and relatable episode.

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S6EP10 - Lauri lives in her car

Wed, 28 May 2025 07:00:00 -0000

In this engaging conversation, the hosts share personal anecdotes ranging from a memorable encounter at Trader Joe's to serious discussions about health concerns in their families. They explore the challenges of apartment hunting and the importance of planning for retirement, all while maintaining a humorous tone. The conversation highlights the significance of community, connection, and the lighter side of life's challenges. In this engaging conversation, the hosts delve into their experiences with roommates, cleaning dynamics, and the complexities of shared living situations. They explore the differences in how men and women approach domestic life, recounting personal anecdotes that highlight the challenges and humorous moments that arise when living with others. The discussion also touches on family matters, including a humorous story about a homemade walking stick, and the dynamics of trip planning in relationships, revealing the often unequal burdens that come with organizing shared experiences. In this conversation, the hosts discuss various topics ranging from personal vacation preferences to tragic news events, controversial beliefs about life and adoption, and the challenges of apartment management. They also touch on workplace drama involving drug issues, creative blocks, and the importance of health screenings. The discussion highlights the complexities of modern life and the need for open communication and understanding.

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S6EP09 - Lauri commands someone to eat more

Wed, 14 May 2025 07:00:00 -0000

In this lively conversation, the Joe, Lauri and Jay engage in humorous banter while discussing personal experiences, health issues, and future plans, including adoption. They also touch on their podcasting journey and the dynamics of their show, creating a warm and relatable atmosphere for listeners. In this lively conversation, the hosts delve into humorous anecdotes about food adventures, social dynamics at gatherings, and the complexities of planning a birthday party. They share personal stories that highlight their relationships and the awkwardness often found in improv scenarios. The discussion flows seamlessly from one topic to another, showcasing their camaraderie and wit. In this conversation, the speakers explore various themes surrounding live events, personal experiences, and social dynamics. They discuss the pros and cons of attending baseball games versus enjoying them from home, the excitement and challenges of attending Beyoncé's concert, and the nostalgia associated with Kylie Minogue's performance.

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S6EP08 - Lauri flips off an ambulance

Wed, 30 Apr 2025 07:00:00 -0000

In this lively conversation, Joe, Lauri, and Jay engage in humorous banter covering a range of topics from the origins of the Valley Girl accent to celebrity names and their implications. They share personal anecdotes about birthdays, dining experiences, and even delve into legal stories, all while maintaining a light-hearted and entertaining tone. In this engaging conversation, the hosts share humorous anecdotes about dining experiences, cultural heritage, driving dilemmas, and an unexpected encounter with a pigeon. They explore the charm of a forgetful waiter, discuss their ancestry, and delve into a chaotic driving situation involving an ambulance. The conversation culminates in a comical story about a pigeon that flew into one host's house, leading to a series of humorous mishaps and misunderstandings.

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S6EP07 - Lauri clogs a toilet

Wed, 16 Apr 2025 07:00:00 -0000

In this engaging conversation, Joe, Lauri, and Jay share their recent travel experiences, including a trip to Hawaii and a work-related journey to San Francisco. They discuss the challenges of travel, from flight delays to food experiences on the road. The conversation takes a humorous turn as they delve into the etiquette of reclining seats on airplanes, exploring personal preferences and societal norms. The trio's dynamic and witty banter keeps the discussion lively and relatable, making for an entertaining listen. In this lively conversation, Joe, Lauri, and Jay explore the complexities of friendship, particularly within the LGBTQ+ community, touching on misunderstandings and the nature of platonic relationships. They delve into the expectations surrounding wedding gifts, share humorous anecdotes from a recent brunch, and recount a comical toilet mishap, highlighting the blend of humor and vulnerability in their discussions. In this conversation, the hosts delve into various aspects of family dynamics, particularly focusing on adoption, name changes, and the emotional complexities involved in parenting. They share personal anecdotes that highlight the challenges and joys of family life, while also reflecting on social responsibility and awareness in everyday situations. The discussion is light-hearted yet insightful, providing a glimpse into the hosts' perspectives on parenting and societal norms.

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S6EP06 - Lauri gets married

Wed, 02 Apr 2025 07:00:00 -0000

In this lively conversation, Joe, Jay, and Lauri discuss various personal anecdotes, including Lauri's recent marriage, family dynamics, and humorous stories about Aunt Linda's obsessive cleaning habits. The discussion flows from light-hearted banter to deeper reflections on relationships and family roles, all while maintaining a humorous tone. In this segment, the conversation flows through various light-hearted topics, including a humorous discussion about a food warmer, gift exchanges, and the anticipation surrounding Lauri's wedding. The group shares personal anecdotes about family matters, financial frustrations, and the excitement of wedding preparations, culminating in a detailed recount of the rehearsal day and its memorable moments. In this segment, the conversation revolves around the various aspects of preparing for a wedding, including the rehearsal dinner, family dynamics, childcare challenges, pre-wedding nerves, and the actual ceremony. The speakers share humorous anecdotes and insights about their experiences leading up to the big day, highlighting the importance of communication and coordination among family members. In this segment, the conversation revolves around the challenges faced during Lauri's wedding, particularly focusing on the DJ's performance and the communication issues that arose. Lauri expresses frustration over the DJ not playing requested songs at the right times and having to take on the role of MC. The discussion also highlights the importance of a good photographer, who helped manage the event and ensured the couple enjoyed their day.

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S6EP05 - Lauri bans people from her rehearsal dinner

Wed, 19 Mar 2025 07:00:00 -0000

In this lively conversation, Joe, Jay, and Lauri engage in humorous banter about greetings, personal anecdotes, and the generosity of their listeners. They discuss the evolution of the word 'hello', share stories about gifts received, and delve into wedding plans, showcasing their friendship and light-hearted interactions. In this segment, the conversation revolves around the complexities of wedding planning, including guest list challenges, family dynamics, and humorous anecdotes. The hosts discuss the difficulties of managing expectations from friends and family regarding invitations and the logistics of the wedding day. They also share personal stories that highlight the humorous side of these challenges, providing insights into the emotional landscape of planning a wedding. In this segment, the conversation flows through various themes including the dynamics of exclusive content on Discord, personal updates regarding career advancements, experiences at a book launch event, and reflections on social interactions and creativity. The hosts share anecdotes about their experiences, highlighting the importance of communication and the challenges of networking in creative fields. In this engaging conversation, the hosts explore various themes including the importance of connections and networking at events, the power of storytelling, insights from Malcolm Gladwell's works, personal health journeys, wedding preparations, perceptions of value in spending, and the excitement of upcoming surprises related to a wedding. Each topic is discussed with humor and personal anecdotes, creating a relatable and entertaining dialogue.

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S6EP04 - Lauri storms out of a funeral

Thu, 06 Mar 2025 20:25:00 -0000

In this engaging conversation, hosts Joe, Jay, and Lauri delve into personal stories surrounding family dynamics, memorial planning, and the complexities of relationships. They explore the tensions that arise during significant family events, such as a memorial service and a wedding rehearsal dinner, while infusing humor and candid reflections throughout the discussion. The conversation explores various themes surrounding family dynamics, communication challenges, and the complexities of grief. The speakers share personal anecdotes about family interactions, road trip experiences, therapy sessions, and the emotional toll of dealing with loss. Humor is interwoven throughout the discussion, providing a light-hearted take on serious topics. In this episode, the hosts share personal updates, including wedding preparations and upcoming events.

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S6EP03 - Lauri flips off an ambulance

Wed, 19 Feb 2025 08:00:00 -0000

The conversation explores various themes including nostalgic TV shows and personal interests, humorous cultural references, personal anecdotes about social interactions, discussions on health and nutrition, and reflections on sports and personal growth. In this conversation, the hosts delve into various personal experiences, from exploring hobbies and team sports to humorous and awkward moments in social situations. They share stories about rejection, a scary incident at the gym, and the challenges of helping others, all while maintaining a light-hearted tone. In this episode, the hosts discuss the origins of their songs, Lauri's upcoming dress fitting, and share humorous anecdotes from their stand-up experiences. They also recount a chaotic visit to a hospital, filled with misunderstandings and funny moments, before wrapping up with their Valentine's Day plans and reflections on relationships.

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S6EP02 - Lauri refuses to replace the toilet paper

Wed, 05 Feb 2025 08:00:00 -0000

In this lively conversation, Joe, Lauri, and Jay explore various themes ranging from domestic disputes over toilet paper to the complexities of scheduling conflicts in their podcasting endeavors. They delve into the humorous aspects of therapy discussions, the dynamics of their group chat, and even touch on unusual requests involving spanking and financial control in relationships. The conversation is filled with wit and banter, providing insights into their personal lives and the challenges they face in communication and relationships. In this engaging conversation, the hosts share personal anecdotes about unexpected encounters, eccentric characters, and the magic of nostalgia. They delve into their experiences at the Magic Castle, highlighting the joy of community and the power of compliments. The discussion also touches on personal choices regarding dress codes and social interactions, creating a rich tapestry of relatable stories and insights. In this episode, the hosts engage in a light-hearted discussion about personal experiences, gaming, and community impacts. They explore the implications of inviting guests to exclusive venues, share their gaming interests, and discuss the effects of recent fires on their community. The conversation also touches on humorous anecdotes about bumper stickers and family events, culminating in a reflection on everyday challenges like toilet paper management.

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S6EP01 - Lauri's Grandpa dies and Lauri and her father dance

Wed, 22 Jan 2025 08:00:00 -0000

In this episode, the hosts navigate through a series of humorous and heartfelt discussions, touching on personal updates, family dynamics, and the challenges of living in an apartment complex. They share stories about Lauri's family, including the recent passing of her grandfather, and explore the complexities of their relationships. The conversation is interspersed with light-hearted banter and reflections on their lives, making for an engaging and relatable episode. In this conversation, the speakers discuss various personal anecdotes ranging from tenant issues and legal solutions regarding a problematic gate, to the light-hearted debate about whether cinnamon buns are a breakfast item or a dessert. The conversation then shifts to wedding planning, particularly focusing on the challenges of choreographing a father-daughter dance, with humorous insights into family dynamics and expectations. The conversation explores various themes including cultural sensitivity in music choices, the planning of a wedding dance performance, the intricacies of wedding dress fittings, experiences at the movies, and reflections on gift-giving. The participants engage in light-hearted banter while addressing serious topics, showcasing their personalities and relationships. In this engaging conversation, the hosts discuss various personal updates, including wedding plans, friendship dynamics, and the complexities of home decor in relationships. They explore themes of control and agency, the impact of privilege, and the nuances of shared responsibilities. The conversation also touches on consumer culture, particularly in the context of Disneyland adventures and gift-giving. As they navigate their movie preferences and nostalgia, they reflect on celebrity crushes and the comfort found in familiar entertainment.

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Happy Hour - All funny! Nothing depressing!

Thu, 07 Nov 2024 19:09:00 -0000

In this lively conversation, the hosts engage in a humorous and light-hearted discussion during their Happy Hour segment. They explore various topics, including Lauri's toolkit, food choices, awkward conversations, self-care through nail polish, and amusing stories from Disneyland and the gym. The dynamic between the hosts creates an entertaining atmosphere filled with laughter and relatable anecdotes. In this lively conversation, the participants discuss their gym habits, personal equipment, and the challenges of working out at home versus in a gym environment. They share humorous anecdotes about gym etiquette, hydration practices, and personal stories that highlight their unique personalities and experiences. In this lively conversation, the hosts explore various themes surrounding dining choices, personal anecdotes of clumsiness, and the humorous side of food cravings and guilty pleasures. They share stories about local dining options versus chains, Lauri's reputation for breaking things, and nostalgic memories from Syracuse. The discussion also delves into embarrassing food moments and the comfort foods that bring joy, culminating in a light-hearted reflection on their experiences and friendships.

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Season 5. Episode 12: Lauri freaks out on Joe and Jay

Wed, 09 Oct 2024 07:00:00 -0000

In this season finale, the hosts recount the dramatic journey of a lawsuit involving a character named Sergio. They discuss the challenges faced in serving him papers, the creative strategies employed, and the eventual court case that unfolds. The conversation is filled with humor, tension, and insights into the legal process, culminating in a surprising verdict that leaves the hosts reflecting on the experience and its implications. In this engaging conversation, the hosts delve into various themes surrounding customer service experiences, personal principles, and the dynamics of social interactions. They share humorous anecdotes about their encounters with service staff and discuss the importance of communication. The conversation is filled with laughter, insights, and relatable moments that resonate with anyone who has navigated the challenges of social interactions.

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Bonus Ep 6: Lauri bans her elderly aunts from her rehearsal dinner

Wed, 25 Sep 2024 07:00:00 -0000

In this lively conversation, the hosts engage in humorous banter, sharing personal anecdotes about family dynamics, wedding planning, and their experiences in the comedy scene. They discuss the challenges of social media perceptions, particularly in relation to fitness and humor, and share light-hearted stories about their adventures at Disneyland. The conversation culminates in a discussion about the rehearsal dinner for an upcoming wedding, highlighting the complexities of family expectations and the desire for an intimate celebration. In this episode, the hosts delve into the complexities of wedding planning, discussing family dynamics, personal experiences, and humorous anecdotes. They share stories about navigating wedding drama, the boundaries of professionalism in the wedding industry, and light-hearted encounters that highlight the quirks of everyday life. The conversation flows seamlessly from one topic to another, providing insights and laughter along the way.

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Bonus Ep 5: Lauri tells people to stick their fingers up a dog's butt

Wed, 11 Sep 2024 07:00:00 -0000

In this episode of The Tea, the hosts discuss various topics including a family drama, organizing a celebration of life, and breastfeeding. They also touch on the structure of the show and go off on tangents about the color blue and unorganized eating. The main theme revolves around the challenges and decisions involved in planning a memorial event and the dynamics within a family. In this part of the conversation, the hosts discuss various topics including a family picnic that was interrupted by a mountain lion attack, Ellen DeGeneres' final comedy special, and the controversial practice of sticking a finger up a dog's butt to break up a fight. They also touch on Lauri's upcoming trip to Chicago and her father's celebration of life. The conversation is filled with humor and banter between the hosts. In this conversation, the hosts discuss various topics including tarot cards, psychics, and the belief in supernatural phenomena. They share their opinions on the validity of tarot readings and the accuracy of psychics. The conversation also touches on the story of a TikTok psychic who made claims about a murder case, which were later proven to be false. The hosts conclude the conversation by drawing tarot cards for each other and discussing their meanings.

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Bonus Ep 4: Lauri calls a baby ugly and then starts a fire in a bathroom

Wed, 28 Aug 2024 07:00:00 -0000

In this part of the conversation, Joe, Lauri, and Jay discuss Jay's ongoing legal battle with Sergio and the challenges of serving him with court papers. They also discuss therapy sessions and the dynamics of their relationships. Overall, the conversation covers topics related to scandal, legal proceedings, and personal growth. Later in the conversation, the hosts discuss various topics including arguments, gift cards, and a boy band concert. They also mention comedian Jay Mohr and his reputation, as well as the process server serving papers to Sergio. The conversation jumps between different stories and tangents, creating a rambling and comedic atmosphere. In this part of the conversation, the hosts discuss Lauri's friend Lucy, who is a listener of the show. Joe and Lauri talk about their interactions with Lucy and how she became friends with Lauri. They also mention Lucy's connection to Chicago. The conversation then shifts to a garden party that Lauri attended, where she had a funny incident with a candle. They also discuss a frustrating conversation Lauri had with her Aunt Kathy, where there was a miscommunication. The hosts also touch on Joe's curiosity about someone he looked up on TikTok and his revelation about his preferences in pornography. In this final part of the conversation, the hosts discuss a personal incident involving a car accident and the return of a diagnostic tool. They also reflect on the importance of breaking patterns and improving self-worth. The hosts share humorous anecdotes and express their excitement for future episodes. Jay and Lauri provide their social media handles for listeners to connect with them.

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Bonus Ep 3: Lauri survives an earthquake

Wed, 14 Aug 2024 07:00:00 -0000

In this episode, the hosts discuss various topics including a trip to Chicago, auditions, and a viral video of a model falling during a runway show. They also touch on the trend of writing messages on car windows to ask for drinks or money. The conversation is light-hearted and filled with humor. Later in the conversation, the hosts discuss various topics including social media etiquette, doppelgangers, and a missing package. They share their opinions on Instagram birthday messages, the annoyance of people asking for drinks on their birthdays, and the concept of doppelgangers. They also recount their experiences with mistaken identities and the humorous situations that arise from them. The conversation concludes with Joe sharing his experience with a missing package and his encounter with a postal worker. In this final part of the conversation, Lauri shares her frustrating experiences with a hotel and an airplane during her trip to Chicago. She recounts the hotel's failure to provide the promised accommodations and the unhelpful and rude staff members. She also describes the delays and confusion at the airport, but praises United Airlines for their handling of the situation. The conversation ends with a discussion about upcoming topics for future episodes.

Chapters

00:00 Introduction and Beach City Banter

05:22 Adventures in Auditions: From Self-Tapes to Runway Mishaps

14:12 The Ups and Downs of In-Person Auditions

16:58 When Model Dreams Turn into Hilarious Reality

19:12 Navigating Social Media Etiquette

23:06 The Amusing World of Doppelgangers

34:19 The Case of the Missing Package

55:45 Frustrating Hotel Experience

59:11 Delays and Confusion at the Airport

01:04:39 Upcoming Topics for Future Episodes

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Bonus Ep 2: Lauri scares a baby

Wed, 31 Jul 2024 07:00:00 -0000

In this conversation, the hosts discuss various topics including the Olympics, personal anecdotes, and planning for the future. They touch on the Simone Biles controversy, the upcoming trial of the killer of Jay's friend, and the importance of having a plan for after death. They also share humorous stories and jokes throughout the conversation. Lauri is preparing to go to Chicago to see her nephew for the first time. She will be staying for a week and plans to help out with groceries, medicine, and assembling a crib. Joe and Jay discuss their feelings about babies and toddlers. They also talk about their experiences being apart from their partners and the challenges of traveling. Joe shares a story about his parents' multiple bathroom breaks during a car trip, and Lauri and Joe discuss the annoyance of political text messages and phone calls. Joe also shares a story about selling posters and dealing with a demanding customer. In this conversation, Joe shares his frustrating experience with the postal service losing a package. The discussion also touches on collecting Funko Pops and the phenomenon of waiting in line for limited edition items. They wrap up with some favorite quotes from reality TV shows. Laurie mentions her upcoming trip to Chicago.

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Bonus Ep 1: Lauri buys a tooth gem and suffers a hit and run

Wed, 17 Jul 2024 19:00:00 -0000

In today's episode, the gang talks about Jay's birthday celebration and Adam Salandra's boomerang videos. Jay shares a story about witnessing a beach argument between three women. Joe shares a story about a comedy group he was in with an older comedian named Jackie Maruschak who stormed out of a meeting and got kicked out of her illegally subletted apartment. They also discuss their experiences with notary publics and the funny misunderstandings that can occur. Jay shares a story about his car trouble and how he encountered a rude driver who was later pulled over by the police. They also touch on Jay's ongoing lawsuit against Sergio and his plans to serve him. The conversation ends with Joe recounting funny moments from his birthday party. In this conversation, the hosts discuss various topics including a party they attended, a car accident, getting tattoos, and upcoming plans. They also share funny anecdotes and observations. The conversation is light-hearted and filled with humor.

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Season 5. Episode 11.

Wed, 03 Jul 2024 07:00:00 -0000

In this episode, the hosts discuss Lauri's dad's retirement party and some of the awkward and offensive things he said. They also talk about Lauri's dad showing off pictures of his grandson to strangers at Costco. Jay provides an update on his ongoing legal case, and Joe shares a story about attending a memorial service and accidentally wearing the wrong attire. There are humorous anecdotes about misunderstandings and miscommunications regarding the event. The conversation ends with a brief update on Lauri's experience with Ozempic.

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Season 5. Episode 10.

Wed, 19 Jun 2024 07:00:00 -0000

In this part of the conversation, the hosts discuss attending a concert and their impressions of the performers. They also talk about their preferences in physical appearance and jokingly discuss sleeping with Kelly Clarkson. The conversation then shifts to their experiences at comedy schools and their thoughts on the Groundlings and UCB. They also experiment with an AI text-to-sound effects program. The hosts briefly discuss Lauri's upcoming surgery and the possibility of having children. The conversation covers various topics, including the possibility of removing Lauri's uterus, adoption, artificial insemination, and personal grooming habits. Lauri discusses her concerns about potential health risks and the adoption process. The conversation also touches on the dynamics of their relationship and the acts of service they do for each other. The conversation covers various topics, including personal health issues, genetic testing, and the process of getting a colonoscopy. The hosts share their experiences and opinions on these subjects. In this final part of the conversation, the hosts discuss various topics, including a potential bachelorette party, attending a retirement party, and the book 'Atomic Habits.' The conversation ends with plans for the upcoming weeks.

Chapters

00:00 Live Concert Experiences and Performer Impressions

02:54 Comparing Comedy Schools: Groundlings vs. UCB

04:39 Experimenting with AI Text-to-Sound Effects

14:22 Lauri's Upcoming Surgery and the Decision to Have Children

23:47 The Complexities of the Adoption Process

29:35 Acts of Service: Expressions of Love and Care

38:11 Personal Health Issues

40:23 Genetic Testing

44:58 The Process of Getting a Colonoscopy

53:53 Dealing with Bodily Fluids and Messes

01:01:29 Planning a Memorable Bachelorette Party

01:04:13 Navigating Family Events and Preferences

01:11:03 The Power of Atomic Habits

01:19:48 Upcoming Plans and Events

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Season 5. Episode 9.

Wed, 05 Jun 2024 07:00:00 -0000

In this part of the conversation, the hosts discuss various topics including the Vanderpump Rules restaurant, personal safety measures, and Jay's recent trip to Japan. They also touch on Lauri's past experiences with tasers and her broken pinky toes. In this part of the conversation, Jay discusses his experience in Japan and his ongoing court case. He mentions that he didn't wear tank tops in Japan because tattoos are associated with the Yakuza and are frowned upon. He also talks about his stay at a fancy hotel called Ryokan and the strict rules regarding tattoos and clothing. Jay then transitions to discussing his court case, where the defendant didn't show up and he won by default. However, there was a technicality regarding the ownership of the chairs, so he has to refile the case with his boss as the plaintiff. In this final part of the conversation, the hosts discuss various random topics, including Lauri's interactions with Star, her dad's medical procedure, and Joe's recent trip to Disneyland. They also share funny stories and jokes, showcasing their playful banter.

Chapters

00:00 Introduction and Nostalgia

02:26 Discussion about Vanderpump Rules Restaurant

09:10 Personal Safety Measures

12:38 Jay's Adventures in Japan

16:07 Lauri's Taser Tales and Broken Pinky Toes

38:12 The Court Case

45:45 Blaming Jay for the Chairs

48:00 Lauri's Interactions with Star and Dad's Medical Procedure

53:20 Joe's Trip to Disneyland and Inappropriate Behavior

57:05 Funny Stories and Jokes

01:03:07 Relaxed and Casual Dynamic

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Season 5. Episode 8.

Wed, 22 May 2024 07:00:00 -0000

In this episode of The Tea, Joe, Jay, and Laurian discuss their recent experiences, including Joe's father cutting off his finger and Jay's apartment being broken into. They share the details of these events and the aftermath, including the police investigation and the steps they took to handle the situations. Despite the challenges, they find moments of humor and resilience. The conversation covers various topics, including the aftermath of a break-in, the loss of a family member, and a feud between family members. The principal themes include the emotional impact of traumatic events, the importance of boundaries and communication in relationships, and the complexities of family dynamics. In this final part of the conversation, Lauri discusses her experiences during her trip to Chicago for her brother's funeral. She shares anecdotes about her flight, her interactions with family and friends, and the eulogy given by Lauri's father. They also touch on the topic of grief and how people react to it differently. The conversation ends with some lighthearted moments and compliments from Jeremy.

Chapters

00:00 Introduction

12:10 Joe's Father's Finger Incident

39:05 Police Investigation and Resilience

40:52 The Aftermath of a Break-In

48:14 Dealing with Loss and Grief

01:09:26 A Feud Between Family Members

01:19:38 The Funeral and Family Dynamics

01:22:34 Trip to Chicago and Flight Anecdotes

01:24:21 Interactions with Family and Friends

01:26:07 Eulogy and Unusual Requests

01:33:11 Coping with Humor and Lighthearted Moments

01:49:45 Support and Compliments from Jeremy

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Season 5. Episode 7.

Wed, 10 Apr 2024 07:00:00 -0000

Jay shares the ongoing saga of trying to retrieve vintage chairs that were sent for cleaning but have not been returned. He recounts the lack of communication and unfulfilled promises from the cleaner, leading him to file a small claims court case. In this conversation, Jay discusses his ongoing dispute with a furniture seller who has failed to deliver the chairs he purchased. He shares the frustrating communication he has had with the seller, including broken promises and lack of response. Jay expresses his desire to take the seller to court and highlights the importance of documenting all interactions for evidence. He also discusses other unrelated topics, such as a customer service issue with an online order and microaggressions experienced in social settings.

Chapters

00:00 The Chairs Go Missing

26:41 Legal Action and Frustration

33:00 Filing a Small Claims Court Case

35:40 Demanding the Return of the Chairs

36:36 Awaiting Inspection and Resolution

36:44 The Frustrating Dispute

53:07 Experiencing Microaggressions

58:13 Furious After Recording

01:02:05 Microaggressions from White Liberals

01:09:49 Language and Pronunciation

01:12:05 Being a Union Representative

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Season 5. Episode 6.

Wed, 27 Mar 2024 07:00:00 -0000

In this conversation, Joe, Lauri, and Jay discuss various topics, including neti pots, sinus relief, movie experiences, tipping etiquette, and TikTok hate towards JLo. They also share personal stories about encounters with strangers and ordering mishaps. The conversation is light-hearted and filled with humor. In this conversation, Joe and his guests discuss various topics, including car classifications, family stories, wedding costs, and tax breaks. They also touch on the challenges of being a server and the importance of tipping. Joe shares a story about John Paul considering marriage for tax benefits, and Lauri teases a story that she refuses to share. The conversation ends with a discussion about Aidan and Joe's decision to reconnect.

Chapters

00:00 Introduction

01:57 Neti Pots and Sinus Relief

06:07 Movie Experiences and Celebrity Encounters

13:04 Tipping Etiquette and Ordering Mishaps

38:51 Car Classifications

41:38 Money and Weddings

44:22 Wedding Costs

50:08 Mysterious Story

55:06 Tax Breaks and Marriage

01:05:58 Reconnecting with Aidan

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Season 5. Episode 5.

Wed, 13 Mar 2024 07:00:00 -0000

In this conversation, the hosts discuss various topics including personal anecdotes, celebrity news, and the departure of a friend. They also touch on the Willy Wonka experience and RuPaul's bookstore controversy. In this conversation, Joe, Jay, and Lauri share funny anecdotes and stories. They discuss a failed podcast recording, the challenges of maintaining friendships, family drama, and miscommunications. The conversation is light-hearted and filled with laughter.

Chapters

00:00 Introduction and Personal Anecdotes

05:03 Celebrity News: Jonathan Van Ness and Queer Eye

09:43 The Willy Wonka Experience

34:47 The Departure of a Friend

38:44 The Bummer of a Failed Podcast Recording

39:13 The Challenges of Maintaining Friendships

40:12 Family Drama and Miscommunications

49:16 The Hilarious Dentist Story

52:22 When Miscommunications Lead to Funny Situations

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Season 5. Episode 4.

Wed, 28 Feb 2024 08:00:00 -0000

In this conversation, the hosts discuss various topics including relationships, monogamy, and the use of AI technology in filmmaking. They also share personal anecdotes and express their opinions on different subjects. In this part of the conversation, Joe and Jay discuss various topics, including their thoughts on celebrities like Dakota Johnson and Rebel Wilson, their experiences at the gym, the importance of trusting one's instincts, and their opinions on therapists. They also touch on the idea of not wanting to leave one's own house in certain situations. Jay mentions his upcoming guest DJ spot on Station Head, and Lauri mentions the potential rebranding of her podcast.

Chapters

00:00 Introduction and Greetings

02:36 Planning a Trip and Casual Approach to Plans

03:34 Discussion on Homeboy Industries

04:33 Humorous Stories and Anxieties

08:21 Parking Issues and Unusual Neighbors

09:46 Burlesque Night and Missed Performances

11:58 Speakeasy Experiences and Personal Anecdotes

14:48 Handling Emergencies and First Aid Stories

25:24 Creativity and AI Technology

28:16 Opinions on Celebrities

31:23 Discussion on AI-Generated Videos

33:18 Personal Drama and Strong Opinions

37:59 Celebrity Opinions and Trusting Instincts

41:47 Therapist Experiences and Not Leaving the House

01:12:10 Guest DJ Spot and Podcast Rebranding

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Season 5. Episode 3.

Wed, 14 Feb 2024 08:00:00 -0000

In this conversation, the hosts discuss various topics including their personal experiences, a tribute to a friend who passed away, and songs they would choose for their funerals. In this conversation, Joe, Lauri, and Jay discuss various topics including music, stand-up comedy, video games, and tarot cards. They share personal anecdotes and insights, providing a lighthearted and entertaining discussion. The conversation touches on themes of self-expression, creativity, relationships, and personal growth.

Chapters

00:00 Introduction

01:01 Personal Experiences and Stories

27:02 Light-Hearted and Humorous Conversation

37:35 Exploring the Power of Self-Expression Through Music and Comedy

40:44 Navigating the Comedy Industry: Tips and Insights

52:52 Finding Balance in Video Games and Setting Spending Limits

58:35 Unveiling the Mysteries of Tarot Cards: Insights and Guidance

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Season 5. Episode 2.

Thu, 01 Feb 2024 08:00:00 -0000

In this conversation, the hosts discuss various topics including naps, personal anecdotes, tarot card readings, and gas station mishaps. They also touch on relationships, career aspirations, and the Russian ballet. The conversation is light-hearted and filled with humor. In this conversation, Joe and Lauri discuss tarot card readings, therapy sessions, and Lauri's ongoing rat problem in her classroom. They also touch on topics such as communication styles, teaching evaluations, and problematic behavior from other teachers. The conversation ends with a mention of a circumcision story that will be shared in the next episode.

Chapters

00:00 Introduction and Napping Preferences

09:41 Personal Anecdotes and Mishaps

21:10 Career Aspirations and Opportunities

25:02 Tarot Card Readings and Insights

28:25 Finding the Right Approach to Therapy

32:39 Advocating for a Safe Classroom

36:02 Communication Styles: Catching Flies with Honey

41:44 Balancing Curriculum and Student Performance

48:01 Addressing Issues in the Education System

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Season 5. Episode 1.

Wed, 17 Jan 2024 08:00:00 -0000

In this episode of The Tea, Joe, Jay, and Lauri catch up on their recent adventures and share funny stories. They discuss Jay's trip to San Francisco, Lauri's encounter with a homeless man at a restaurant, and their plans for a new exclusive tier show called "Let's Talk About It." The conversation is filled with laughter and banter, showcasing the dynamic between the hosts. In this conversation, Joe, Lauri, and Jay discuss various topics, including Lauri's autograph, secrets, family drama, mite infestations, and upcoming events. They also mention stories about Star's grandpa, a rat infestation, a dinner with Lauri's mom, and a bathroom mishap. The conversation is filled with humor and banter, showcasing the dynamic between the hosts.

Chapters

00:00 Introduction and Catching Up

05:55 Jay's San Francisco Trip

34:08 Introducing Let's Talk About It

40:26 Autographs and Signatures

44:46 Stress and Redoing the Second Half

52:25 Family Drama and Insurance

57:55 Mite Infestations and Eyelid Issues

01:09:33 Psychics and Tarot Readings

01:19:37 Medically Induced Menopause

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Season 4. Episode 12.

Tue, 20 Jun 2023 07:00:00 -0000

In this conversation, the hosts discuss their experiences recording the season finale of their podcast. They talk about their initial confusion and miscommunication, as well as their tattoos and body art. They also share their experiences attending Disney's first Pride night and discuss the demographics of the attendees. The conversation ends with a discussion about their preferences in physical attraction. In this conversation, the hosts discuss various topics including body image, upcoming plans, and a moral dilemma. They share jokes and personal anecdotes throughout the conversation.

Chapters

00:00 Miscommunication and Chaos

02:11 Tattoos and Body Art

04:39 Disney's First Pride Night

31:07 Navigating Body Image and Self-Perception

36:33 Setting Boundaries When Staying at Someone's House

48:46 Exploring Moral Dilemmas and Personal Values

57:21 Exciting Upcoming Plans

01:00:43 The Joys and Challenges of Video Gaming

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Season 4. Episode 11.

Tue, 06 Jun 2023 07:00:00 -0000

In this episode of The Tea, the hosts discuss various topics including stolen intros, birthday roasts, sovereign citizens, and a controversial incident at Schwartz and Sandy's. They also touch on the importance of exercising one's rights during police encounters and share amusing stories from their past. The conversation is light-hearted and filled with humor. In this part of the conversation, Joe and Lauri discuss their experience at a hot tub party and the ongoing scandal on Vanderpump Rules. They also share stories about their recent encounters, including a confrontation at a laundromat and a graduation ceremony mishap. The conversation is filled with humor and anecdotes, showcasing their unique perspectives and lively banter.

Chapters

00:00 Stolen Intros and Birthday Roasts

11:08 The World of Sovereign Citizens

31:52 Humor in Everyday Situations

33:12 Hot Tub Party and Technical Difficulties

35:26 The Vanderpump Rules Scandal

47:22 Confrontation at the Laundromat

56:10 A Graduation Ceremony Mishap

01:04:31 Joe and Lauri's Dynamic Perspectives

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Season 4. Episode 10.

Tue, 23 May 2023 07:00:00 -0000

In this conversation, Joe and Jay discuss various topics, including their frustration with Lauri's tardiness, the edibility of cookie dough, their thoughts on Eurovision, their preferences in men, and the potential for a reality TV show without a lead. Lauri joins the conversation later and shares her experience of waking up late and her plans for the end of the school year. In this conversation, Joe and Jay discuss various topics including family dynamics, MRI experiences, anger management classes, driving frustrations, and upcoming plans. They also touch on inventions, video games, and recent events they attended. The conversation is filled with humor and personal anecdotes.

Chapters

00:00 Introduction and Lauri's Tardiness

05:41 The Great Cookie Dough Debate

10:17 Eurovision: A Love for the Spectacle

14:28 Preferences in Men: Tall, Deep Voices, and More

27:30 Late to the Party: Lauri's Morning Routine and School Year Wrap-Up

31:33 Navigating Family Dynamics and Arguments

43:01 Uncomfortable MRI Experiences

49:19 Benefits of Anger Management Classes

55:16 Driving Frustrations and Road Rage

58:34 Inventing a Shirt Bib and Video Game Tips

01:00:19 Attending Events and Socializing

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Season 4. Episode 9.

Tue, 09 May 2023 07:00:00 -0000

In this episode of The Tea podcast, Joe Betance, Jay Elizabeth Ellis, and Laurian K. Roggenkamp discuss various topics including Lauri and Jay's internet issues, their experiences at Applebee's and MonoMelo, Adam Burns' boyfriend Mark, Lauri's firing from K-Rock, Jay's visit to Universal Studios, and a disruptive teacher at Lauri's school. In this conversation, Joe Betance discusses various incidents and experiences, including a disruptive meeting, a trip to Nintendo World, internet and electrical issues, and conversations with friends. The conversation touches on topics such as special education, theme parks, family dynamics, and personal safety. Joe also mentions his interest in owning a gun, which sparks a discussion about the pros and cons of gun ownership.

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Season 4. Episode 8.

Wed, 26 Apr 2023 07:00:00 -0000

In this episode of The Tea, the hosts discuss various topics including Jay's experience at the beach, Lauri's twin brother, and Jay's Applebee's commercial shoot. They also touch on the Sister Act musical and Kathy Najimy's comments about a potential third movie. In this conversation, Joe and Jay discuss various topics, including high school musicals, Joe's dad's fashion dilemma, Joe's fungal infection, and Jay's upcoming plans. They also share funny stories about embarrassing moments at the pharmacy and a mishap at Disneyland. The conversation is light-hearted and filled with humor.

Chapters

00:00 Introduction and Popular Show

02:50 Awkward Twin Brother Conversation

08:07 Jay's Applebee's Commercial Shoot

12:42 Discussion about the Sister Act Musical

37:21 Fashion Dilemmas and Creative Solutions

41:36 Dealing with Fungal Infections

52:58 A Secret and Embarrassing Moments at the Pharmacy

57:32 Unexpected Mishaps at Disneyland

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Season 4. Episode 7.

Tue, 11 Apr 2023 07:00:00 -0000

In this conversation, the hosts discuss various topics including birthdays, massages, chiropractors, and the passing of a friend. They share personal anecdotes and experiences related to these subjects. The conversation covers various topics, including Lauri's decision not to visit a friend with cancer, his thoughts on getting a tattoo to honor her, updates on a friend's murder case, family stories, and a discussion about annoying twinks on social media. The conversation also touches on Christian's behavior during a live chat and Joe's feud with Nathan. Overall, the conversation is filled with personal anecdotes, humor, and lively banter.

Chapters

00:00 Surprising Birthdays and Age

05:15 Massage Experiences and Preferences

13:08 Chiropractic Care for Relief

37:20 Friendship and Illness

39:05 Honoring a Friend's Memory

40:02 Updates on a Murder Case and Family Stories

51:50 The Phenomenon of Annoying Twinks on Social Media

57:36 Christian's Behavior in a Live Chat

01:06:07 Feuding with Nathan and Personal Reflections

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Season 4. Episode 6.

Tue, 28 Mar 2023 07:00:00 -0000

In this episode of The Tea, Joe, Jay, and Lauri discuss various topics including their recent trips, museum visits, elevator confusion, J.K. Rowling's controversial statements, and a ruined anniversary. They also touch on the Vanderpump Rules reunion and the Harry Potter play, Cursed Child. In this conversation, Joe, Lauri, and Jay discuss various topics including the Vanderpump Rules scandal, a lockdown at Lauri's school, and a birthday party. They also touch on AI-generated art and give a plug for their social media accounts.

Chapters

00:00 Introduction and Greetings

02:17 Trips, Museums, and Marilyn Monroe's Dress

06:49 Elevator Confusion and the Need for Clear Instructions

08:13 J.K. Rowling's Controversial Statements

35:50 Vanderpump Rules Reunion and Cursed Child

41:54 The Vanderpump Rules Scandal

49:12 Lockdown and Rumors at Lauri's School

58:08 A Star-Studded Birthday Party

01:14:35 AI-Generated Art and Prompts on the T Discord

01:20:10 Social Media Plugs

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Season 4. Episode 5.

Tue, 14 Mar 2023 07:00:00 -0000

In this conversation, Joe, Lauri, and Jay discuss various topics including their personal experiences, travel plans, therapy, and their names. They also touch on random subjects like passport photos, gum chewing, and Hidden Valley ice cream. Lauri expresses her intention to switch therapists, and Jay shares his experience with passport renewal. The conversation is light-hearted and filled with humor. In this conversation, Joe and Jay discuss their preferences for therapists and their experiences with therapy. They also talk about Joe's experience with getting a replacement mattress and Jay's experience with a wrong order at Chipotle. They share stories from their high school days and reconnect with someone from their past. Laurie shares updates on her upcoming podcast.

Chapters

00:00 Switching Therapists and Passport Woes

13:53 The Art of Taking a Good Passport Photo

25:09 From Therapy to Gum Chewing: Random Conversational Topics

28:10 Preferences and Experiences with Therapists

34:38 Customer Service: The Good and the Bad

47:31 Reconnecting with the Past: High School Memories

57:52 Exciting Podcast Updates and New Projects

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Season 4. Episode 4.

Wed, 01 Mar 2023 08:00:00 -0000

In this conversation, Joe Betance, Jay Ellis, and Lauri discuss various topics including their experiences at Disneyland, Lauri's night school teaching, and Joe's mischievous behavior in high school. They also touch on restaurant experiences and the cleanliness of bottles, as well as their favorite places to eat in Los Angeles. The conversation is light-hearted and filled with humorous anecdotes. In this conversation, Joe, Jay, and Lauri discuss various random and humorous topics, including a story about a broken arm, friends moving away, Lauri's uncrustable mishap, Joe's dad's inability to hold an erection, and Lauri's potential willingness to make out with her brother for $1 trillion. They also touch on Lauri's Discord channel, news headlines that could be about Lauri, and a funny story about a little person at a printer. The conversation ends with Jay and Lauri sharing their social media handles.

Chapters

00:00 Introduction and Weather Report

02:45 Introducing the Hosts and Vamping

03:14 Late Arrival and Catching Up

04:08 Joe's High School Shenanigans

05:29 The Cleanliness of Bottles in Restaurants

07:40 Exploring the Los Angeles Food Scene

09:31 Disneyland Adventures and Misadventures

11:25 Lori's Disneyland Experience

13:13 The Challenges of Disneyland Rides

15:29 Disappointments at Disneyland

19:40 Favorite Students and High School Memories

24:10 Broken Arms and Miscommunication

25:34 Friends Moving Away and Making New Connections

28:49 Erectile Dysfunction and Porn Addiction

29:41 Sibling Relationships and Hypothetical Scenarios

30:43 Uncrustable Mishaps and Grape Jelly Stains

37:26 The Best of Today: Funny News Headlines

41:46 A Funny Encounter with a Little Person

45:23 Social Media Handles and Outro

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Season 4. Episode 3.

Wed, 15 Feb 2023 08:00:00 -0000

In this conversation, the hosts discuss various topics including sleep issues, the death of their grandparents, and a broken bed frame. They also share their experiences with customer service and their attempts to get reimbursed for the faulty bed frame. The conversation covers themes of sleep, loss, and frustration with product quality and customer service. In this conversation, Joe and Jay discuss their frustrating experience with a broken bed frame and their interactions with the company, Helix. They recount the emails they exchanged with Helix, expressing their dissatisfaction with the product and false advertising. They also mention their issues with Amazon delivery and their conversation about podcast listenership. The conversation concludes with Joe sharing a story about his experience at the Alamo Drafthouse theater.

Chapters

00:00 Introduction

02:36 Sleep Issues and Frustrations

08:11 Dealing with Loss and Grief

27:01 Seeking Reimbursement for Faulty Products

29:52 Dealing with a Broken Bed Frame and Unhelpful Customer Service

34:30 The Importance of Clear and Concise Communication in Emails

37:46 Challenges with Amazon Delivery and Gate Code Issues

43:08 Podcast Listenership and Advertising

45:24 Joe's Humorous Experience at the Alamo Drafthouse Theater

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Season 4. Episode 2.

Wed, 01 Feb 2023 08:00:00 -0000

In this conversation, Joe, Lauri, and Jay discuss various topics, including their dislike for the intro song, their experiences with laundry mishaps, Lauri's embarrassing moment with her podcast playing in class, Jay's visit to see Mean Girls the musical, and their attendance at a comedy show in Newport Beach. They also touch on the comedy scene in Orange County and reconnecting with old friends. Joe and Jay discuss their experience attending a comedy show, sharing their thoughts on the comedians and the overall atmosphere. They reflect on their own experiences with stand-up comedy and the evolving nature of the craft. They also touch on the importance of concise and punchy jokes in today's comedy landscape.

Chapters

00:00 Introduction and Intro Song Debate

02:24 Laundry Mishaps and Forgetfulness

05:58 Embarrassing Podcast Moment in Class

08:43 Mean Girls: The Musical Experience

12:19 A Comedy Show in Newport Beach

35:30 Attending a Comedy Show

36:25 High Anxiety and Pre-Show Jitters

37:52 The Frustration of Uncertainty

38:14 Relief at the Door

39:14 Impersonating Jay with the Broadway Show

40:18 The Pressure to Laugh

41:47 Embellishments and Exaggerations in Comedy

42:41 The Evolution of Jokes and Material

46:08 The Structure of Stand-Up Comedy

49:17 The Importance of Evolving Jokes

52:29 The Impact of Changing Times on Comedy

56:26 Deciding When to Leave a Show

01:04:17 The Magic Castle Teaser

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Season 4. Episode 1.

Wed, 18 Jan 2023 08:00:00 -0000

In this episode, the hosts discuss their recent experiences with customer service and personal encounters. Lauri shares her frustration with Amazon delivery drivers who couldn't access her gated community, while Jay recounts a disturbing incident he witnessed at a hotel in Las Vegas. The conversation also touches on topics such as commercials and being recognized in public. In this conversation, Joe, Jay, and Lauri discuss various anecdotes and stories. They talk about Lauri's parents' improved relationship, Jay's encounter with a security incident at a wrestling event, Laurie's experience with a hotel altercation, and Lauri's dad's love for playing Santa Claus. The conversation also touches on topics like bladder control, social media, and conspiracy theories.

Chapters

00:00 Frustrations with Amazon Delivery

18:08 A Disturbing Incident in Las Vegas

24:49 The Quirks of Commercials and Being Recognized

31:03 Improved Family Relationships

33:00 Security Incident at Wrestling Event

35:27 Hotel Altercation and Customer Service

43:46 The Joy of Playing Santa Claus

49:47 Bladder Control and Unusual Solutions

57:20 Navigating Social Media Platforms

01:00:38 Exploring Conspiracy Theories

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Season 3. Episode 12.

Wed, 29 Jun 2022 07:00:00 -0000

In this episode, the hosts discuss various topics including the season finale, their future plans for the show, their favorite childhood songs, a friend's funeral, and a potential proposal. They also talk about summer school, a house hunt, and a ruined proposal plan. The conversation is light-hearted and filled with humor. In this part of the conversation, the hosts discuss various topics such as changing names, celebrity name changes, and their own experiences with name changes. They also talk about their upcoming plans and events, including a trip to New York and a birthday party. The hosts answer questions from the audience about food and packing for trips. The episode ends with a farewell to Jay, who will be taking a break from the podcast.

Chapters

00:00 Season Finale and Future Plans

02:03 Childhood Songs and Funny Stories

03:01 Theatrical Funeral and Ongoing Investigation

06:08 Summer School and House Hunt

09:43 Ruined Proposal Plan

14:21 Light-hearted and Humorous Conversation

39:58 Considering Name Changes

49:36 Food and Snacks: To Eat or Not to Eat?

58:11 Packing for Trips: Food Edition

01:02:58 Upcoming Plans and Farewell

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Season 3. Episode 11.

Wed, 15 Jun 2022 07:00:00 -0000

In this conversation, the hosts discuss various topics including their experiences with fast food restaurants, walking speed, new jobs, and encounters with comedian Nikki Glaser. They share anecdotes and opinions on these subjects. In this part of the conversation, the hosts discuss the cutthroat nature of the comedy industry and the challenges faced by comedians. They also share personal stories about working with famous people and the expectations placed on them. The conversation then shifts to a discussion about relationships and communication, with one of the hosts seeking advice on how to handle a situation with their partner. The hosts offer different perspectives on the issue and emphasize the importance of communication and setting boundaries.

Chapters

00:00 Introduction and Fast Food

08:25 Walking Speed and Frustration

15:16 New Jobs and Career Choices

32:57 The Cutthroat Nature of the Comedy Industry

35:22 Working with Famous People and the Expectations Placed on Them

48:10 Navigating Relationships and Communication

56:34 Seeking Advice on Relationship Challenges

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Season 3. Episode 10.

Wed, 01 Jun 2022 07:00:00 -0000

In this conversation, the hosts discuss various topics including piercings, Gwyneth Paltrow, gun control, and the tragic death of a friend. They also touch on Adam Burns' upcoming cruise and his interaction with another person. The conversation covers a range of emotions and includes both light-hearted moments and more serious discussions. In this conversation, Joe Betance discusses various topics with Lauri Roggenkamp and Jay Ellis. They talk about Adam Burns' discomfort in West Hollywood, the idea of starting a private club for gay men, and share some personal stories and jokes. The conversation covers a range of subjects, from relationships and sex to Siegfried and Roy. Overall, it is a lighthearted and humorous discussion.

Chapters

00:00 Introduction and Personal Stories

11:27 Discussion on Gun Control

27:00 Social Etiquette and Interactions

31:15 Adam Burns' Discomfort

39:20 Private Club for Gay Men

45:51 Lighthearted Stories and Jokes

46:05 Remembering Siegfried and Roy

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Season 3. Episode 9.

Wed, 18 May 2022 07:00:00 -0000

In this conversation, Joe, Jay, and Lauri discuss various topics including Jay's clean-shaven look, Lauri's work frustrations, dating scenarios, and their recent experiences at Hamburger Mary's. They also touch on COVID-19, with Joe's mom testing positive but experiencing mild symptoms. The conversation is filled with humor, personal anecdotes, and insights into their lives. In this conversation, Joe and his guests discuss various topics including COVID-19 testing, the Pfizer drug Paxlovid, and their personal experiences with the virus. They also talk about Jay's new play and Joe's friend Jonathan Cake. The conversation is filled with humor and anecdotes.

Chapters

00:00 Introduction and Jay's Clean-Shaven Look

04:59 Lauri's Work Frustrations

10:46 Dating Scenarios and Throuples

13:41 A Night Out at Hamburger Mary's

35:23 COVID-19 Testing

36:22 The Benefits of Paxlovid

37:22 A Funny Mishap with Paxlovid

44:17 Opening Night of 'Space Captain, Captain of Space'

49:41 Joe's Friend Jonathan Cake

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Season 3. Episode 8.

Wed, 04 May 2022 07:00:00 -0000

In this conversation, the hosts discuss various topics including their locations, neighborhoods, and local food spots. They also touch on family dynamics and personal experiences. The conversation takes a humorous and light-hearted tone throughout. In this conversation, the hosts discuss various topics including the meaning behind song lyrics, their experiences with Disneyland, fitness routines, and tarot card readings. They also touch on personal anecdotes and ask each other questions. The conversation is light-hearted and humorous.

Chapters

00:00 Introduction

02:45 Neighborhoods and Locations

08:02 Personal Experiences

30:46 Humor and Lightheartedness

32:19 Decoding Song Lyrics

35:22 Disneyland: The New Mall

44:11 Ask a Skinny Person: How to Handle Personal Trainers

52:37 Fitness Routines and Goals

57:12 Grilled Cheese and Tarot Card Readings

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Season 3. Episode 7.

Wed, 20 Apr 2022 07:00:00 -0000

Joe, Jay and Lauri and guest Adam Salandra discuss their experience at the Fatchelor, a long-awaited event where they indulged in a feast at the Cheesecake Factory. They discuss the challenges of scheduling the outing and their individual experiences arriving at the restaurant. They share their menu choices, including appetizers and main courses, and express surprise at the calorie counts of certain dishes. The hosts also reflect on their first in-person meeting and share their initial impressions of each other. Overall, they had a fun and indulgent dining experience. The conversation revolves around the group's experience at the Cheesecake Factory, discussing their food choices, desserts, and interactions with the waitstaff. They also touch on topics like calorie counting, attraction, and massages. The conversation ends with updates on their health and fitness goals.

Chapters

00:00 The Challenges of Scheduling the Fatchelor

02:27 Indulging in the Cheesecake Factory Experience

07:37 Surprising Calorie Counts at the Cheesecake Factory

10:54 First Impressions: Meeting in Person

27:32 A Feast at the Cheesecake Factory

33:25 Sweet Treats and Calorie Counts

35:47 The Waitstaff and Flirting

38:17 Butter and Syrup on Pancakes

43:23 Massage Fantasies and Reality

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Season 3. Episode 6.

Wed, 06 Apr 2022 07:00:00 -0000

In this conversation, Joe, Jay, and Lauri discuss various topics including scheduling conflicts, true crime, and a prank about Jay being a gay porn star. They also introduce a new segment called 'Fat Camp' where they will discuss their weight loss journeys and consult with Jay, a certified personal trainer and nutritionist. In this conversation, Joe, Jay, and Lauri discuss their weight loss journeys and the challenges they face. They talk about the importance of making small changes and finding sustainable ways to eat healthier. They also discuss the role of exercise and the benefits of gradually increasing physical activity. The conversation takes a humorous turn as they discuss their eating habits and preferences for certain fast food restaurants. Overall, the conversation highlights the different approaches to weight loss and the importance of finding what works best for each individual.

Chapters

00:00 Introduction and Scheduling Conflicts

14:22 Exploring the Fascination with True Crime

39:16 Introducing 'Fat Camp': Weight Loss Journeys and Consultations

40:38 Disappointing News in Weight Loss Journey

42:04 Making Small Changes for Blood Sugar Control

45:30 The Importance of Physical Activity

49:41 Challenges with Food Preferences and Cooking

56:15 Ask a Skinny Person: Eating Habits and Routines

01:08:53 Favorite TV Shows and Fast Food Pairings

01:13:25 Who's the Weirdest?

01:19:30 Lying Down During the Day

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Season 3. Episode 5.

Wed, 23 Mar 2022 07:00:00 -0000

In this conversation, Joe and Lauri discuss their recent trip to Disneyland and Lauri's decision not to propose. They also talk about Jay's past experience in the porn industry. The conversation covers various topics such as the incident at the gate, the logistics of porn shoots, and the dynamics of proposing and getting engaged. They also touch on their experiences at Disneyland, including using lightning lanes and encountering some challenges. In this conversation, Joe, Jay, and Lauri discuss their recent trips to Disneyland and the Magic Castle. They share funny anecdotes, such as Joe falling on the moving treadmill at Disneyland and their encounters with celebrities at the Magic Castle. They also talk about the possibility of getting annual passes and the experience of exploring the different rooms and magic shows at the Magic Castle. The conversation ends with a discussion about proposals and marriage.

Chapters

00:00 Lauri's Decision Not to Propose

04:10 Jay's Experience in the Porn Industry

28:26 Maximizing the Disneyland Experience

33:18 Adventures at Disneyland

39:09 Funny Anecdotes

48:25 Celebrity Encounters

57:19 Magic Castle Experience

01:03:24 Proposals and Marriage

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Season 3. Episode 4.

Wed, 09 Mar 2022 08:00:00 -0000

In this conversation, the hosts discuss various topics including their recent trip to Paris, Disneyland Paris, and Lauri's experience as a coach. They also touch on the scheduling challenges of the Fatchelor podcast. Overall, the conversation is light-hearted and humorous. In this part of the conversation, Joe, Jay, and Lauri discuss their experiences in Paris, their thoughts on public displays of affection, and their preferences for daylight saving time. They also play a game called 'Ask a Skinny Person' and share their opinions on various McDonald's food items.

Chapters

00:00 Introduction and Catching Up

03:38 Exploring Paris and Disneyland Paris

09:27 Lauri's Coaching Experience

26:11 Light-hearted and Humorous Conversations

31:04 Adventures in Paris and Cultural Differences

35:09 Thoughts on Public Displays of Affection

38:46 The Impact of Daylight Saving Time

47:58 Playing 'Ask a Skinny Person'

57:48 Opinions on McDonald's Food Items

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Season 3. Episode 3.

Thu, 10 Feb 2022 08:00:00 -0000

Joe, Jay Ellis, and Lauri discuss their experiences with punctuality and miscommunication. They also talk about Lauri becoming a basketball coach and Joe's encounter with an unmasked Uber driver. The conversation then shifts to their recent trip to Disneyland, where Evil John sings a song from a Disney cartoon and exhibits some eccentric behavior. The chapter ends with Evil John expressing concerns about Jay and Paul not liking him. In this conversation, Joe, Jay, and Lauri discuss various topics, including Evil John, gender constructs, personal anecdotes, and a game of 'Who Would Sleep With?'. The conversation is filled with humor and random tangents.

Chapters

00:00 Punctuality and Miscommunication

03:39 Becoming a Basketball Coach

08:50 An Unmasked Uber Driver

34:35 The Enigma of Evil John

36:31 Exploring Gender Constructs

37:26 The Doll Bed Dilemma

43:31 Living in Lauri's World

52:25 Funko Pop Dolls and Personal Anecdotes

58:38 The Ghost Pepper Jelly Bean Incident

01:03:30 Who Would Sleep With? A Fun Game of Celebrity Crushes

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Season 3. Episode 2.

Thu, 27 Jan 2022 08:00:00 -0000

In this conversation, Joe, Jay, and Lauri discuss various topics, including Lauri's family drama, shower chairs, water conservation, anti-vaxxers, and Peloton bikes. Lauri shares stories about her deceased uncle and her aunt's reaction to her lack of gratitude for Christmas gifts. They also touch on controversial statements made by Robert Kennedy Jr. and Cheryl Hines' response. The conversation ends with a discussion about Lauri's dad wanting to stay at their place for two weeks during the Super Bowl. In this conversation, Joe and Jay engage in a lighthearted discussion about potential celebrity crushes. They go through a long list of famous women and express their opinions on whether they would sleep with them or not. The conversation takes humorous and sometimes unexpected turns, with Joe and Jay sharing their thoughts and preferences.

Chapters

00:00 Introduction and Family Drama

02:09 Shower Chairs and Water Conservation

09:52 Controversial Statements and Consequences

13:24 Expressing Gratitude and Realistic Expectations

35:36 Discussing Celebrity Crushes

39:09 Joe's Proposal Plans

46:20 Dream Weddings and Wedding Planning

49:10 Joe and Paul's Relationship

52:43 Humorous Banter on Celebrity Preferences

01:03:32 Fun Discussion on Celebrity Attraction

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Season 3. Episode 1.

Wed, 12 Jan 2022 08:00:00 -0000

The gang is back together after six months, sharing updates on their lives and discussing the ongoing COVID-19 pandemic. They talk about their feelings of fear and caution, the impact of COVID-19 on their social lives and work, and the guilt some people feel when they contract the virus despite taking precautions. They also discuss Lauri's recent move and the challenges of merging their belongings. The conversation takes a humorous turn with jokes about Lauri's ear infection and Joe's fictional romantic escapades in Montana. In this conversation, Joe, Jay, and Lauri discuss various topics, including John Denver songs, Harry Styles and queerbaiting, and the ethics of OnlyFans. They share their opinions on these subjects and engage in humorous banter throughout the episode.

Chapters

00:00 Reunion and Introductions

11:06 Guilt and Judgment in the Pandemic

14:21 Merging Belongings in a Move

37:27 The Timeless Appeal of John Denver Songs

40:16 Harry Styles and the Complexities of Queerbaiting

46:53 Exploring the Ethics of OnlyFans

57:00 Humorous Banter and Lively Discussions

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Season 2. Episode 12.

Tue, 22 Jun 2021 07:00:00 -0000

In this episode, Joe, Lauri, and Jay Ellis discuss their recent argument on Just Between Us Sheilas and the decision for Jay Ellis to take a break from the show for the summer. They also touch on the topic of calling out issues in Hollywood and the potential consequences for celebrities. The conversation then shifts to international news and the perception of different countries. Jay Ellis shares the news of his friend's pregnancy and his experience in a commercial workshop. The episode ends with a humorous anecdote about a random comment in a Zoom chat. In this part of the conversation, Joe and his guests discuss various topics, including a woman in improv class who didn't want them to cuss, the coming out of NFL player Carl Nassib, and the drama surrounding Chrissy Teigen. They also share stories about encounters with homeless people and their experiences with giving money or food to those in need.

Chapters

00:00 Resolving Arguments and Taking Breaks

08:23 The Consequences of Calling Out Issues in Hollywood

13:07 International News and Perceptions of Different Countries

36:14 Improving Audition Skills through Workshops

37:08 Unexpected Comments in Online Platforms

39:22 The Impact of Carl Nassib's Coming Out

53:56 The Drama Surrounding Chrissy Teigen

01:05:16 Navigating Encounters with Homeless People

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Season 2. Episode 11.

Tue, 08 Jun 2021 07:00:00 -0000

In this episode, Joe, Jay, and Lauri discuss their upcoming plans and Jay's potential departure from the show. They also talk about Joe's recent trip to Seattle and his experiences there. The conversation touches on topics such as travel companions, planning vacations, and funny anecdotes from their trips. They also briefly mention Adam and Mark's difficult vacation experience. Overall, the episode is light-hearted and filled with humorous banter. In this conversation, Joe, Jay, and Lauri discuss various topics including Jay's colonoscopy experience, a Texas mom pretending to be her daughter at school, and Widow Von'Du's recent controversy. The conversation is filled with humor and banter, with each participant sharing their unique perspectives and anecdotes. The hosts also touch on the importance of security measures in schools and the challenges faced by LGBTQ+ individuals in healthcare. Overall, the conversation is entertaining and informative, providing a lighthearted take on current events and personal experiences.

Chapters

00:00 Introduction and Upcoming Plans

09:54 Joe's Adventures in Seattle

16:30 Travel Companions and Vacation Planning

35:57 Jay's Colonoscopy Experience

46:49 Email from Ricardo 91

53:27 Texas Mom Pretends to be Daughter at School

01:01:45 Widow Von'Du's Controversy

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Season 2. Episode 10.

Tue, 25 May 2021 07:00:00 -0000

In this conversation, Joe Betance, Jay Ellis, and Lauri Roggenkamp discuss various topics including Jay's new gig as a tech guy for a live streaming show, their experiences with long flights of stairs, and their plans for upcoming vacations. They also talk about watching Eurovision and Love Island, and share funny stories about their families. In this conversation, Joe and his guests discuss various humorous anecdotes and stories. They touch on topics such as Joe's impersonation of his dad, Lauri's Aunt Katherine's eccentricities, and a Florida high school that edited yearbook photos to cover up cleavage. The conversation is filled with laughter and light-hearted banter.

Chapters

00:00 Introduction and Cockney Accent Practice

01:33 Introducing Jay Ellis and Lauri Roggenkamp

05:05 The Challenges of Climbing Stairs

09:39 Upcoming Vacations and Plans

24:00 Funny Family Stories

42:05 Impersonating My Dad

43:29 Aunt Katherine's Quirks

45:59 Boat Tours with Lauri's Dad

46:26 Dinner with the Family

52:30 Katherine's Fingerless Gloves

53:54 The Beer Incident

56:19 Photoshopped Cleavage

01:09:11 Controversy Over Yearbook Photos

01:13:43 Bennifer Reunion

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Season 2. Episode 9.

Thu, 13 May 2021 07:00:00 -0000

In this episode of The Tea, the hosts discuss various topics including Mother's Day celebrations, hair appointments, mistaken identities, and personal phobias. They also touch on the themes of family dynamics, boundaries, and the fear of discussing bodily functions. The conversation is light-hearted and filled with humor. In this conversation, Joe, Lauri, and Jay discuss various topics including bathroom etiquette, recent news stories, and a controversial comedy set. They touch on the importance of privacy in the bathroom, sharing personal experiences and tips. They also discuss Ellen DeGeneres leaving her show, Chrissy Teigen's controversial tweets, and a comedian's racist remarks. The conversation highlights the need for sensitivity and awareness when discussing race and the impact of words and actions.

Chapters

00:00 Introduction and Overview

02:51 Mother's Day Celebrations and Family Dynamics

09:09 Mistaken Identities and Hair Appointments

26:27 Confronting Personal Phobias and Fears

35:01 Discussing Taboo Topics: Poop and Bodily Functions

40:01 Finding Humor in Challenging Situations

42:11 Personal Experiences and Tips

43:34 Controversies Surrounding Ellen DeGeneres and Chrissy Teigen

46:25 The Impact of Racist Remarks in Comedy

57:13 Discussion on Tony Hinchcliffe's Controversial Set

01:08:31 Response to Tony Hinchcliffe's Set

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Season 2. Episode 8.

Wed, 28 Apr 2021 07:00:00 -0000

In this episode of The Tea, Joe, Jay, and Lauri discuss various topics, including pronunciation of Los Feliz, Lauri's psychic abilities, Paul's reluctance to meet Joe and Lauri, Joe's mom's itemized file of grievances, and their thoughts on other people's sex lives. They also touch on their favorite stories about each other and their opinions on musicals. In this conversation, the hosts discuss various random topics, including recording devices, family dynamics, and relationship trust. They also share personal stories and experiences. The conversation is light-hearted and filled with humor.

Chapters

00:00 Introduction and Mic Quality

01:32 Personal Stories and Experiences

14:12 Opinions on Other People's Sex Lives

23:56 Views on Musicals

33:15 Humorous Commentary and Frustration

35:46 Unconventional Funeral Ideas

36:17 Valentine's Day Mishap

47:03 Intriguing Story about a Gay Guy Cleaning His Kitchen

57:22 Discussion on Relationship Trust

01:06:37 Amusing Family Dynamics and TV Incident

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Season 2. Episode 7.

Wed, 14 Apr 2021 07:00:00 -0000

In this conversation, Joe, Lauri, and Jay discuss various topics including delivery instructions, cheating in relationships, and age differences in relationships. They share personal anecdotes and perspectives on these subjects. In this conversation, Joe Betance and his guests discuss a product called Studio Ready Coffee Scrub, which is a scrub for the groin and asshole to mask unpleasant scents and flavors. They talk about the packaging, the scent, and the ingredients of the product. They also discuss the idea of using wipes to freshen up before hooking up on the go. The conversation then shifts to writing and the challenges of working with a writing partner. They share their experiences and preferences when it comes to writing alone or collaborating with others.

Chapters

00:00 Introduction and Delivery Instructions

09:34 Cheating in Relationships

33:12 Studio Ready Coffee Scrub

39:36 Wipes for Freshening Up

53:22 Challenges of Writing with a Partner

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Season 2. Episode 6.

Wed, 31 Mar 2021 07:00:00 -0000

In this conversation, the hosts discuss various topics including Liza Minnelli, a friend's husband on Tinder, and Lauri's job search. They also touch on the challenges of maintaining a long-distance relationship and the possibility of living together in the future. In this conversation, Joe, Jay, and Lauri discuss various topics including Joe's frustration with Joe's obsession with Oprah clips, Lauri's stick and poke tattoo, Lil Nas X's controversial music video, and Jay's work and personal life. They also touch on the dynamics of their relationships and their plans for the evening.

Chapters

00:00 Introduction and Liza Minnelli

11:56 Friend's Husband on Tinder

30:23 Challenges of a Long-Distance Relationship

31:45 Career Considerations

32:43 Living Together and Uncertainty

32:59 Joe's Frustration with Joe's Obsession

38:12 Lori's Unhappy Tattoo

43:09 Controversy Surrounding Lil Nas X

49:56 Jay's Positive Feedback on His Pilot Script

54:40 Evening Plans and Relationship Dynamics

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Season 2. Episode 5.

Thu, 18 Mar 2021 07:00:00 -0000

In this conversation, the hosts discuss various topics including the COVID-19 vaccine, Lauri's application for a master's program, Joe's encounter with a rude butcher, and Jay's audition experience. They also touch on the Clubhouse app and teleprompter usage. The conversation is light-hearted and filled with humorous anecdotes. In this part of the conversation, Joe and Lauri discuss their experiences with difficult clients and advisors. Jay shares his frustrating experience with a job that required him to memorize lines without prior notice, while Lauri talks about her college advisor and a challenging client. They also touch on their encounters with McDonald's and the mishaps that occur during their orders. In this final part of the conversation, Joe Betance and his guests discuss various topics, including ordering food, language miscommunications, working in restaurants, and comedy. The conversation is filled with humor and anecdotes, with the hosts sharing personal stories and joking around. They also touch on the idea of retiring jokes and the connection between bosses and Seinfeld fans.

Chapters

00:00 Introduction

03:12 COVID-19 Vaccine Experiences

05:01 Master's Program Application Woes

08:52 The Rude Butcher Encounter

12:48 Audition Drama: Teleprompter Miscommunication

31:25 Dealing with Difficult Clients and Advisors

41:15 Setting Expectations and Boundaries

52:51 The Challenges of Memorization

58:45 Mishaps and Miscommunications at McDonald's

01:02:01 The Frustrations of Ordering Food

01:07:03 Language Miscommunications and Learning Chinese

01:10:05 Working in Restaurants

01:25:33 Retiring Jokes and Comedy Routines

01:28:13 The Connection Between Bosses and Seinfeld Fans

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Season 2. Episode 4.

Wed, 03 Mar 2021 08:00:00 -0000

In this conversation, Joe Betance discusses his recent diagnosis of Bell's palsy and shares his experience of going to the emergency room. He explains the symptoms of Bell's palsy and how it affects his facial muscles. Joe also talks about his plans to read a book on improv and take classes to improve his skills. Lauri Roggenkamp shares her experience of receiving a gift from a fan and Jay Ellis discusses the differences between UCB and Groundlings improv techniques. In this conversation, Joe and Jay discuss their experiences with improv theaters and share stories from a recent birthday celebration. They also talk about pet names in relationships and Joe's potential interest in getting a part-time job. Jay mentions his new YouTube show where he reviews online reviews, and Joe teases a new show called 'Me the People.'

Chapters

00:00 Introduction

02:25 Joe's Diagnosis of Bell's Palsy

08:57 Joe's Experience at the Emergency Room

14:24 Laurie's Gift from a Fan

25:57 UCB vs Groundlings Improv Techniques

34:25 Exploring the Improv Theater Scene

36:49 Stories from a Birthday Celebration

39:52 The Dynamics of Friendship

45:19 Pet Names in Relationships

48:39 Joe's Interest in a Part-Time Job

54:55 Reviewing Online Reviews on YouTube

01:02:51 Teasing a New Show: 'Me the People'

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Season 2. Episode 3.

Wed, 17 Feb 2021 08:00:00 -0000

In this conversation, the hosts discuss their recent Valentine's Day celebrations and share their favorite cheat day meals. They also talk about their experiences with exercise and managing their health, including Joe's recent weight loss and Jay's diabetes. The conversation then shifts to a discussion about Chris McCarpenter's allegations against Joss Whedon, where she accuses him of being mean and belittling on the set of Buffy the Vampire Slayer. The conversation covers various topics including the mistreatment of employees in the entertainment industry, the accountability of powerful individuals, and the ability to separate the art from the artist. The hosts discuss specific instances of abuse and misconduct by Joss Whedon and other celebrities, as well as the reactions and support from their peers. They also touch on the concept of cancel culture and the importance of holding people accountable for their actions.

Chapters

00:00 Introduction and Valentine's Day Celebrations

02:29 Discussion on Cheat Day Meals

05:46 Managing Health and Weight Loss

13:55 Joe's Diabetes Story

21:38 Jay's Cheat Day Meals

24:42 Chris McCarpenter's Allegations Against Joss Whedon

31:41 Mistreatment in the Entertainment Industry

36:35 Accountability of Powerful Individuals

40:19 Art vs Artist

45:38 Boycotting and Supporting Artists

56:19 The Complexities of Cancel Culture

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Season 2. Episode 2.

Wed, 03 Feb 2021 08:00:00 -0000

In this conversation, Joe, Jay, and Lauri discuss various topics including gift-giving, love languages, and Mariah Carey's sister suing her. They also touch on the concept of unused gift cards and how far they would distribute wealth in their families if they struck it rich. The conversation takes a humorous and lighthearted tone throughout. In this conversation, Joe, Jay, and Lauri discuss various topics including Mariah Carey's legal battle with her sister, Rebel Wilson's breakup, Lauri's job frustrations, password mishaps, and Valentine's Day plans. They also touch on news stories about a mistaken Amber Alert for Chucky dolls and the Marilyn Manson and Evan Rachel Wood drama. The conversation is filled with humor, personal anecdotes, and playful banter.

Chapters

00:00 Introduction and Catching Up

05:37 The Art of Gift-Giving and Receiving

15:08 Taylor's Gift Receiving Skills

32:20 Webster and Special Episodes

33:30 Sibling Rivalry: Mariah Carey's Legal Battle

35:26 Rebel Wilson's Breakup and Weight Loss Journey

37:47 Job Frustrations: Laurie's Experience and Advice

43:24 Password Mishaps and the Importance of Security

52:42 Amber Alert for Chucky Dolls

55:04 Phone Scams and Apple Support

58:02 Valentine's Day Plans and Gift Ideas

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Season 2. Episode 1.

Wed, 20 Jan 2021 08:00:00 -0000

In this conversation, Joe Betance, Lori Roggenkamp, and Jay Ellis discuss their recent gathering in Palm Springs. They talk about their individual experiences and interactions during the event. The conversation also touches on topics such as John Paul's behavior, Evil John's magazine collection, and Jay's offer of Topo Chico flavored water. Additionally, they mention the controversy surrounding Armie Hammer and his leaked private messages. In this part of the conversation, the hosts discuss the recent controversies surrounding Armie Hammer and Hilaria Baldwin. They delve into Hammer's leaked videos and disturbing messages, including his admission of wanting to eat people. They also touch on the Miss Cayman scandal and Baldwin's false claims of being Spanish. The hosts speculate on how these scandals will impact the celebrities' careers and discuss the potential reactions from SNL and the media. The conversation ends with a humorous mention of Jamie Lynn Spears blaming Elon Musk and Tesla for killing her cats.

Chapters

00:00 Introduction and Welcome

01:01 Introducing Lori Roggenkamp and J. Ellis

03:17 Jay's Role as the Thirst Trap of Afterthought Media

04:41 Jay's Preferences and Moderation

05:10 The T and Genius Parade

06:31 Lori's Bagel and Cream Cheese Technique

07:27 Lori's Aunt and the Silverware Issue

08:24 Lori's Aunt's Anal Retentiveness

09:19 Lori's Missing Forks and Solutions

10:46 Joe's Visit to Jay's House in Palm Springs

11:41 John Paul's Delayed Response and Sandwich Order Confusion

13:03 Jay's Impression of Evil John

16:27 Appreciation for Jay's Palm Springs House

18:43 Jay's Thoughtful Arrangements for the Gathering

20:34 Evil John's Behavior and Magazine Collection

23:28 Uncomfortable Seating Arrangement

26:49 Reflection on the Gathering

28:57 Jay's Gayest Comment

34:04 Armie Hammer's Apology for Leaked Video

35:03 Armie Hammer's Controversial Messages

36:02 Miss Cayman Scandal

41:53 Discussion on Hammer's Admission and Baldwin's Claims

44:19 Jamie Lynn Spears Blames Elon Musk and Tesla

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Season 1. Episode 11.

Mon, 29 Jun 2020 07:00:00 -0000

In this episode, the hosts discuss various topics including the closure of Disneyland, the re-theming of Splash Mountain, and the lack of online presence for certain individuals. They also touch on serious subjects such as the Larry Nassar case and conspiracy theories surrounding masks and 5G. The conversation takes a humorous and sarcastic tone throughout. In this conversation, the hosts discuss various topics including Angela Lansbury's acting career, the TV show Murder, She Wrote, the concept of the deep state, and their fast food preferences. They also mention taking a break from the podcast and discuss future plans. The conversation is light-hearted and filled with humor.

Chapters

00:00 Introduction and Season Finale

01:15 Closure of Disneyland and Re-Theming of Splash Mountain

09:56 The Larry Nassar Case and Sexual Abuse in Gymnastics

34:02 Angela Lansbury's Acting Career and Memorable Roles

35:27 The Intriguing World of Murder, She Wrote

41:48 Exploring the Concept of the Deep State

49:21 Fast Food Preferences: Taco Bell, El Pollo Loco, and Wendy's

59:09 Taking a Break from the Podcast and Future Plans

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Season 1. Episode 10.

Mon, 22 Jun 2020 07:00:00 -0000

In this conversation, Joe, Jay, and Lauri discuss various topics including shaving techniques, recording arguments, and cancel culture. They touch on the controversial behavior of celebrities like Leah Michelle, Chris D'Elia, and Joey Coco Diaz. The hosts express their frustration with cancel culture and the lack of consequences for these individuals. They also share personal stories and opinions on the matter. The conversation covers various topics including cancel culture, the burden of proof in sexual assault cases, selective enforcement, and personal experiences with consent and boundaries. The hosts discuss the complexities of separating an artist's work from their personal actions and the challenges of navigating societal expectations and pressures. They also touch on the importance of open dialogue and understanding different perspectives. The conversation ends with some lighthearted banter and plugs for the hosts' other projects.

Chapters

00:00 Introduction and Greetings

02:15 Shaving Techniques and Personal Grooming

03:37 Recording Arguments and Privacy

07:00 Controversial Behavior of Celebrities

08:28 Separating Art from the Artist

30:13 The Selective Nature of Cancel Culture

32:03 The Burden of Proof in Sexual Assault Cases

38:16 Navigating Complex Issues through Open Dialogue

45:50 Respecting and Validating Individual Experiences

50:30 The Challenge of Separating Art from the Artist

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Season 1. Episode 9.

Mon, 15 Jun 2020 07:00:00 -0000

In this conversation, Joe Betance, Jay Ellis and Lauri Roggenkamp discuss various topics, including their thoughts on the TV show Golden Girls, their showering routines, and J.K. Rowling's essay on sex and gender issues. They also mention a Belgian man who has been pranked with pizza deliveries for nine years. The conversation covers a range of themes, from personal anecdotes to social issues. In this conversation, Joe and Jay discuss J.K. Rowling's controversial views on transgender issues and the backlash she has received. They explore the reasons behind her beliefs and the impact of her statements. They also discuss a bizarre story about a man in Belgium who has been receiving unwanted pizza deliveries for nine years. The conversation concludes with a segment called 'Ask a Skinny Person' where Joe and Lauri ask Jay questions about fitness and working out.

Chapters

00:00 Introduction and Setting the Tone

01:14 Golden Girls and Personal Connections

30:19 J.K. Rowling's Controversial Views

34:09 The Impact of J.K. Rowling's Statements

43:36 The Bizarre Case of Unwanted Pizza Deliveries

50:38 Fitness and Working Out

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Season 1. Episode 8.

Mon, 08 Jun 2020 07:00:00 -0000

In this conversation, Joe, Jay, and Lauri discuss various topics including Taylor's friend passing away, Lauri's offensive joke, taking sketch writing classes, and engaging in online arguments. They also mention the closure of UCB New York and their love for Survivor. Lauri shares her experiences of getting into fights on Instagram and Facebook. Overall, the conversation covers personal anecdotes, comedy, grief, and social issues. In this conversation, Joe Betance discusses various topics related to recent events, including the backlash against a comedian for talking about eating a granola bar and the controversy surrounding a theater's statement about producing shows during protests. He also touches on the importance of supporting causes and the need for respectful dialogue. The conversation concludes with a lighthearted segment of 'Ask a Fat Person' and the announcement of poll results.

Chapters

00:00 Introduction and Recap

02:50 Coping with Grief and Different Ways of Dealing with Loss

07:10 The Impact of Offensive Jokes and the Importance of Communication

09:40 Taking Sketch Writing Classes and Finding Comfort in Survivor

24:33 Engaging in Online Arguments and the Challenges of Social Media

28:15 Backlash and Expectations

32:59 Supporting Causes

36:15 Respectful Dialogue and Understanding

43:10 Finding Balance

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Season 1. Episode 7.

Mon, 01 Jun 2020 07:00:00 -0000

A wedding videographer is facing criticism for refusing to refund a client whose fiancee died in a car crash. The videography company, Copper Stallion Media, initially denied the refund and even mocked the client on a website. It was later discovered that the company was owned by a man with a history of scamming couples. The case raises questions about the legal obligations of the company and the ethical considerations in such situations. In this conversation, Joe, Lauri, and Jay discuss the ethical and legal implications of refunding money for services that cannot be provided due to unforeseen circumstances. They debate whether a photographer should refund a deposit to a client whose fiancée passed away before the wedding. The conversation segues into a discussion about apologies and the consequences of racist actions, such as the case of Amy Cooper. They also touch on the topic of customer service and the importance of making the right decisions. The conversation concludes with a lighthearted discussion about pizza preferences and bathroom habits.

Chapters

00:00 Wedding Videographer Refuses Refund After Fiancee's Death

27:23 Refunding Money for Unforeseen Circumstances

35:02 Consequences of Racist Actions

38:49 Balancing Customer Service and Business Protection

45:31 Pizza Preferences: Hot or Cold?

47:18 Personal Bathroom Habits

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Season 1. Episode 6.

Mon, 25 May 2020 07:00:00 -0000

The conversation starts with a humorous banter about not talking about sex on the podcast. They discuss tipping etiquette, personal grooming, and the controversy surrounding wearing masks during the COVID-19 pandemic. They also touch on the topic of President Trump taking hydroxychloroquine and the response from Nancy Pelosi. Jay shares a news story about a French serial killer expert who falsified information in his books. The conversation revolves around the topic of eating while watching TV and whether or not people stop eating during commercial breaks. Joe and Lauri argue that they put their food down during commercials, while Jay and others argue that they continue eating. The debate sparks a poll on Patreon, with the majority of respondents stating that they do not stop eating during commercials. The conversation also touches on other topics such as plagiarism, Wikipedia, and fast food habits.

Chapters

00:00 Introduction and No Sex Talk

03:20 Tipping Etiquette and Personal Grooming

11:15 The Controversy of Wearing Masks During COVID-19

34:34 French Serial Killer Expert Falsifies Information

36:53 The Great Eating-While-Watching-TV Debate

39:42 Plagiarism and Wikipedia

46:22 Ask a Skinny Person

57:24 The Poll: Do People Stop Eating During Commercials?

01:08:13 Subconscious Eating Habits

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Season 1. Episode 5.

Mon, 18 May 2020 07:00:00 -0000

In this episode, the hosts discuss various topics including technology, furlough from work, and random questions for a skinny person. They talk about the differences between Mac and Windows computers, the challenges of helping family members with technology, and the frustrations of dealing with printers. They also touch on Lauri's furlough from the NFL, Jay's experience going through old photos, and their preferences for parking and taking the stairs or elevator. The conversation is light-hearted and humorous. In this conversation, the hosts discuss their experiences at a bar called Trucks in San Francisco, where they witnessed an anything-goes sex party. They also touch on topics such as unemployment, reality TV shows, and therapy sessions. The hosts share their plans for the future, including new podcasts and social media accounts.

Chapters

00:00 Introduction and Tech Talk

09:58 Lauri's Furlough from the NFL

16:08 Nostalgia and Going Through Old Photos

26:32 Discussion about 'Circus of Books' documentary

28:22 Exploring the Anything-Goes Sex Parties at Trucks in San Francisco

30:46 Navigating Unemployment and the Job Search

35:09 Behind the Scenes of Reality TV Shows

39:05 Therapy Sessions and the Importance of Open Communication

50:55 Exciting Plans for New Podcasts and Social Media Ventures

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Season 1. Episode 4.

Mon, 04 May 2020 07:00:00 -0000

In this conversation, the hosts and guests discuss various topics, including their thoughts on movies, their sleeping habits, and their beliefs about God and religion. They also share funny anecdotes and engage in playful banter. In this conversation, Joe Betance and his guests discuss various topics including organized religion, the afterlife, grief, and their personal relationships with their parents. They also touch on the idea of a screenplay that Joe's dad wants to write, which involves him playing matchmaker for Joe and his brother. The conversation is light-hearted and filled with humor.

Chapters

00:00 Introduction and Episode Recap

08:23 Discussion on Movies: Horror vs. Comedic Horror

16:13 Sleeping Habits: Positions and Challenges

28:11 Playful Banter and Funny Anecdotes

31:03 Organized Religion

36:16 Grief and Loss

41:32 Belief Systems and the Afterlife

45:48 Celebrity Crushes

50:31 Screenplay and Matchmaking

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Season 1. Episode 3.

Thu, 30 Apr 2020 07:00:00 -0000

In this conversation, the hosts and guests share funny and awkward stories about funerals, Zoom calls, and family dynamics. They discuss topics such as parents separating, watching inappropriate videos at funerals, and awkward moments during stand-up comedy shows. The conversation is filled with humor and light-hearted banter. In this conversation, Joe Betance, Shannon Gettins, and Lauri Roggenkamp discuss various topics including stand-up comedy, quarantine activities, and the documentary series Tiger King. They also touch on the theme of creativity during the quarantine and share their personal experiences and opinions. The conversation is light-hearted and humorous, with the hosts sharing anecdotes and engaging in playful banter.

Chapters

00:00 Introduction and Reunion

02:46 Awkward and Unexpected Moments at Funerals

08:03 The Challenges of Zoom Calls

12:51 Quirky Family Dynamics

25:40 The Power of Laughter in Stand-Up Comedy

32:32 Exploring New Creative Activities During Quarantine

44:38 Opinions on Tiger King and Carol Baskin

48:56 Sexism in the Perception of Carol Baskin's Guilt

51:20 Staying Engaged and Motivated During Quarantine

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Season 1. Episode 2.

Thu, 23 Apr 2020 07:00:00 -0000

In this episode of The Tea, the hosts discuss various topics including the impact of COVID-19, the attention given to Prince Harry and Meghan Markle, and the cancellation of the live finale of Ink Master. They also touch on the FDA changing regulations for gay blood donations and share their favorite and least favorite La Croix flavors. In this conversation, Joe Betance, Jay Ellis, and Lauri Roggenkamp share funny and outrageous stories, discuss topics like being on the down low and the public's fascination with celebrities, and explore the concept of sympathy for those who are still in the closet. They also touch on the importance of ignoring individuals like Aaron Shocke to prevent them from gaining attention. The conversation ends with a discussion about potential sign-offs for the podcast.

Chapters

00:00 Introduction and COVID-19 Impact

05:44 Attention Given to Prince Harry and Meghan Markle

21:56 Disappointment Over the Cancellation of Ink Master Finale

27:02 Favorite and Least Favorite La Croix Flavors

27:31 Funny and Outrageous Stories

29:26 Exploring the Concept of Being on the Down Low

31:41 The Public's Fascination with Celebrities

32:39 Sympathy for Closeted Individuals: A Complex Discussion

35:29 Ignoring Aaron Shock: Preventing Attention and Harmful Behavior

52:44 Choosing the Perfect Sign-Off for a Podcast

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Season 1. Episode 1.

Wed, 15 Apr 2020 07:00:00 -0000

In this conversation, Joe, Lori, and Jay discuss various topics including the UFC, Dana White, and the challenges of using technology. They also touch on movies like Maleficent and their preferences for older actresses. The conversation is light-hearted and filled with humor. In this conversation, Joe, Jay, and Laurie discuss various topics, including dreams, meeting partners on dating apps, and their preferences in physical attributes. They also share funny anecdotes and experiences. The conversation is light-hearted and humorous.

Chapters

00:00 Introduction and Tea Talk

02:49 Dana White's Controversial Decision

10:06 The Challenges of Using Technology

13:10 Appreciating Older Actresses

26:35 Exploring Dreams and Their Meanings

33:19 Funny Dream Experiences

37:07 Physical Attractiveness and Preferences

45:40 Meeting Partners on Dating Apps

53:20 Wrap Up and Plugs

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