The Patdown with Ms. Pat

334: Coochie Ghostbusters

Wed, 06 May 2026 13:59:00 -0000

Ms. Pat still needs a new intro song, perimenopause is coming for her coochie and she wants to be cremated.

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333: Grievances

Fri, 24 Apr 2026 13:24:00 -0000

Ms. Pat has some grievances to air. And they all talk about Afroman.

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332: Ms. Pat vs Driving Instructor

Fri, 10 Apr 2026 19:36:00 -0000

Ms. Pat reacts to Druski, got a great birthday gift, and had to save girls from a driving instructor.

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331: Diet Shot

Tue, 31 Mar 2026 17:19:00 -0000

Ms. Pat is chasing Nikia with diet shots.

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Wed, 18 Mar 2026 19:46:00 -0000

Ms. Pat has 7 kids in her house, and Ramon wants Balenciaga shoes.

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329: Dug Out Bags

Thu, 05 Mar 2026 14:14:00 -0000

Ms. Pat has become a Doomsday prepper...and expanded her family again.

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328: Pettlefryers

Thu, 26 Feb 2026 19:39:00 -0000

Ms. Pat hates Pettlefryers.

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327: Mitch McConny's Light Bulb

Thu, 12 Feb 2026 16:20:00 -0000

Ms. Pat loved the Super Bowl Halftime Show and wants to know what happens when Mitch McConny's light bulb goes out.

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326: Abused Pokemon

Fri, 06 Feb 2026 14:30:00 -0000

Ms. Pat and her siblings disagreed about their traumas.

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325: Nikia The Begging Ghost

Wed, 28 Jan 2026 19:07:00 -0000

Ms. Pat wants Nikia to stop playing video games. Deon and Chris think he could do Ms. Pat drag shows.

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324: I Had to Put My Click Down

Sat, 17 Jan 2026 01:10:00 -0000

Ms. Pat has someone stealing her YouTube account, and a telemarketer interrupts the podcast.

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323: Pico de Lie-Oh

Thu, 08 Jan 2026 01:07:00 -0000

Ms. Pat has a cooking show and she made some pico de lie-oh. Chris and Deon explain what's happening in Vey-la-zuela.

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322: Melting Suppositories

Thu, 01 Jan 2026 14:42:00 -0000

Ms. Pat watched the Diddy doc. But she hasn't been drinking enough water.

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321: As Long As It's Curly

Wed, 24 Dec 2025 14:09:00 -0000

Ms. Pat doesn't have any Christmas cheer, but she does have thoughts about the Epstein files.

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320: Booty Hole and Brain Connection

Fri, 12 Dec 2025 17:41:00 -0000

Ms. Pat told Chris and Deon to watch the Diddy documentary, but they didn't. She didn't either.

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319: Spageddi Brain

Thu, 04 Dec 2025 18:39:00 -0000

Ms. Pat doesn't miss Indiana snow, and she learns about biblically accurate angels. Nikia struggles with a word and Ms. Pat tells him about almost "kicking him out" when she was pregnant.

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318: Hand Battered Brothers

Wed, 26 Nov 2025 17:13:00 -0000

Nikia and Ashley were on Ms. Pat Settles It, and we roast him for it. Then we talk about pre-gaming at Thanksgiving.

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317: Molestation Tic

Sat, 15 Nov 2025 22:42:00 -0000

Ms. Pat has had a few viral moments lately, and we pick our favorites.

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316: The New Ms. Pat Settles it Bailiff

Sun, 02 Nov 2025 13:33:00 -0000

The Ms. Pat Settles it new bailiff joins Pat, Deon and Chris.

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315: Live From the Patdown Party

Thu, 23 Oct 2025 17:04:00 -0000

We are live from the annual Patdown party with our typical silliness.

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314: Ms. Pat's Trip to Saudi Arabia

Fri, 17 Oct 2025 14:40:00 -0000

Ms. Pat shares stories from her trip to Saudi Arabia and we are getting excited for this weekend's party.

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313: White Klay Thompson

Sun, 12 Oct 2025 20:51:00 -0000

313: White Klay Thompson

Ms. Pat saw Bert Kreischer's penis and was insulted, and we are getting ready for the party.

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312: Gronkamoly

Wed, 24 Sep 2025 17:43:00 -0000

Ms. Pat is working on a new set, and found fire Mexican food in Fort Wayne, IN. Deon then introduces us to Fleece Johnson.

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311: Anutstatician

Fri, 19 Sep 2025 18:35:00 -0000

The big party is coming up and Ms. Pat is gifting Deon and Chris a facial.

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310: Not Caring... Not Giving A F___ ... Same Thing with Cornelius Lindsey

Thu, 04 Sep 2025 18:50:00 -0000

We rarely have guests, but when we do, it is a great time. Author and former pastor Cornelius Lindsey used to work for Ms. Pat at the stadium when he was a teenager. He gives us some fantastic stories of a younger, more feral Pat that surprised him by calling him all kinds of things.

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309: Rheumatardid Arthritis

Wed, 27 Aug 2025 20:26:00 -0000

What is growing up under Nikia's eyes? What is wrong with the hands of Dr. Cline's 94 babies? We answer the questions you never thought to ask.

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308: What does that say about you?

Thu, 21 Aug 2025 22:48:00 -0000

This is a heavier episode on politics and race (but without the fights). But first, we start off talking about how fat the whole podcast used to be, and how Chris looked like a lesbian. Then, we discuss Deon's criminal phase, and he delivers a message for America.

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307: Ms. Pat Gets Stopped At the Border

Thu, 14 Aug 2025 22:29:00 -0000

Ms. Pat traveled out of the country and got stopped at the border! She shares the story and tells Nikia why she's disappointed in him.

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306: We Killed Herman Cain

Wed, 06 Aug 2025 20:55:00 -0000

We cover Ms. Pat's insane, Tim Scott's teeth, and fondly remember the 9-9-9 pizza man.

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305: All The News You Didn't Need

Wed, 30 Jul 2025 19:18:00 -0000

What is America's most trusted news outlet? The Patdown. Ms. Pat, Deon and Chris talk about the random weird stuff that has been happening in the news.

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304: How You Like Your Pootang?

Wed, 23 Jul 2025 12:38:00 -0000

Ms. Pat tries to read the Bible and tells Deon what the Coldplay cheaters did wrong. She flew private and asked an audience what they like on their pootang.

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303: What my drawers is doin?

Wed, 16 Jul 2025 18:56:00 -0000

Ms. Pat has some advice to keep your family safe, and it includes not going to a popular chain restaurant.

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302: Ms. Pat's Big 15 Days after Juneteenth Party

Sat, 12 Jul 2025 13:13:00 -0000

Ms. Pat recaps her big party that she threw for friends on the Fourth Of July.

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301: Tiger Woods of Farts

Wed, 25 Jun 2025 19:49:00 -0000

We welcome Ms Pat's friend Calimar White on the show as we talk about Ms. Pat's walking farts.

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300: Lady Bug Stabber

Fri, 06 Jun 2025 12:24:00 -0000

Ms. Pat's party for the Fourth of July is getting out of control, and so are the lady bugs in her garden.

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299: Nikia's diagnosis that needs diagnosis

Fri, 30 May 2025 13:45:00 -0000

Ms. Pat shares that Nikia is walking around undiagnosed.

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298: All Dogs Go To Heaven

Fri, 23 May 2025 22:51:00 -0000

Ms. Pat shares a tragedy that happened at her house earlier in the day.

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297: PINE-SOL® Jr.

Thu, 15 May 2025 00:30:00 -0000

Ms. Pat shares some big aspirations with Hollywood types, and then sees a ghost.

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296: I got some outdoors in my yard

Sun, 04 May 2025 22:32:00 -0000

Ms. Pat is getting into gardening to prepare for amageddy, and discovered how outdoorsy things are in her yard.

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295: Mama from middle school to menopause

Sun, 27 Apr 2025 13:24:00 -0000

Ms. Pat shares more details from her trip to Belize and Ashley's proposal.

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294: You won't Belize this

Thu, 17 Apr 2025 16:02:00 -0000

295: You won't Belize this

Ms. Pat took a fun trip to Belize with her family. Too bad she can't remember it! Then we discuss the current political environment.

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293: Hell in a Hand Bag and a Sh*t Letter

Mon, 07 Apr 2025 18:34:00 -0000

Ms. Pat's house is dirty, and it's the MFin kids at fault, so she tells us how they're spending a day off school.

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Best Of: Ms. Pat's Brother Calls From Jail

Fri, 28 Mar 2025 18:31:00 -0000

From Jun 03, 2020: A YouTuber returned an adopted child. Nikia stops by and shares the pet names Ms. Pat uses for the family. Her brother calls from jail and has big dreams.

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292: My Brown Monster

Tue, 18 Mar 2025 20:59:00 -0000

Ms. Pat makes some disturbing new claims about her FUPA, and then she tells us to stop talking to old people so they won't forget stuff.

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291: Prepare For The Magapodopoulos

Tue, 11 Mar 2025 20:25:35 -0000

Ms. Pat shares some behind the scenes of her time opening for Martin Lawrence, she shares her love for MeidasTouch Media and we take a few more phone calls.

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290: Some Big Btch Sht

Wed, 05 Mar 2025 03:14:00 -0000

An underinsured motorist hit Ms. Pat's car, Chris's dad hired a serial killer, and we answer some touching Speakpipe calls.

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289: Fainting Like a H O

Wed, 26 Feb 2025 19:51:01 -0000

Ms. Pat got some crazy questions from the audience through Speak Pipe, there was a car crash in her house, and she has some advice for removing things from your butt.

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288: Talking With Deputy District Attorney Ramona Toole About Ms. Pat's Past and Records Restrictions

Wed, 19 Feb 2025 23:40:02 -0000

Ms. Pat recently went to an event and met Ramona Toole. She is a Deputy DA for Fulton County that manages the Diversions, Records, and Record Restrictions Unit. She told Ms. Pat she was eligible to have her record cleaned up! Ramona joins us to explain how it is done, and sheds some light on Ms. Pat's past.

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287: Ms. Pat's Half Pipe

Wed, 12 Feb 2025 16:45:45 -0000

The Super Bowl is over and Chris and Deon owe Pat money! Maybe they can go on TikTok and beg the government like one lady did. And we take listener questions with SpeakPipe.

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286: Amageddyready

Wed, 05 Feb 2025 20:30:06 -0000

Ms. Pat is amageddyready, and hopes you are too.

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285: Continuing The Conversation

Wed, 29 Jan 2025 18:04:07 -0000

We continue last week's conversation in a calmer tone.

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284: Inauguration Day

Wed, 22 Jan 2025 00:50:00 -0000

Donald Trump takes the oath, and Elon does... what? Warning: this is a heated political episode.

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283: God's Reverse Uno Card

Thu, 16 Jan 2025 01:57:00 -0000

Ms. Pat shares some personal stories and parenting advice. She gives us a preview of her two big interviews with Dion Sanders and Shaq.

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282: Fart Bag Therapy

Thu, 09 Jan 2025 15:14:00 -0000

Ms. Pat is tightening some things up on her body and Chris and Deon are dealing with 7 inches.

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281: Meat Romney

Sat, 04 Jan 2025 22:32:06 -0000

Sadly, Jimmy Carter has passed, and so has 2024. Ms. Pat talks about her appearance on Netflix's "Torching 2024," and then roasts Nikia.

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280: Winter P*nis

Mon, 23 Dec 2024 14:55:13 -0000

Ms. Pat shares her appreciation for expensive candles, and tells a story about her dad driving through the garage. Chris Spangle explains why the last episode ended so abruptly.

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279: Ms. Pat's Thanksgiving

Sat, 07 Dec 2024 17:19:16 -0000

Ms. Pat threw an amazing Thanksgiving in her new house for friends and family, including Chris and Deon! They talk about the party.

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278: Ms. Pat's Appearance on Club Shay Shay

Mon, 25 Nov 2024 16:18:20 -0000

Are aliens real? The government is leaking that they might be, and Pat has a solid impression of extra terrestrials. Ms. Pat had a racist incident at Home Depot.

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277: Ms. Pat on Puff Daddy Parties

Tue, 12 Nov 2024 05:00:00 -0000

Ms. Pat answers if she's ever been to a party at Puff Daddy's house.

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276: Donald Trump Won

Sat, 09 Nov 2024 17:49:22 -0000

Donald Trump won the 2024 Presidential election. Ms. Pat, Deon and Chris share their thoughts.

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275: Who Is Going To Win?

Fri, 01 Nov 2024 23:15:00 -0000

We are days away from the 2024 election. Who is going to win?

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Best Of: RIP Rehab

Tue, 22 Oct 2024 04:00:00 -0000

Will Smith got cucked by August. Ms. Pat's friend Kourtlyn Wiggins joins us. She talks about her view of Hollywood and shares some crazy stories about her drug-dealing days. Originally aired 7-21-20.

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274: Buy A Ragu, Get A Noodle Free

Tue, 15 Oct 2024 15:43:00 -0000

Ms. Pat threw a big baby shower for someone and went all out. White Boy Chris reveals what's in Ms. Pat's fridge.

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273: Trebuchet T*ddies

Tue, 08 Oct 2024 11:02:59 -0000

In this episode, we ask important questions like "what is happening to comedy clubs" and "Would you rather have dck-sized n-pples or n-pple-sized dcks?"

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272: Bad Childhood Memories

Tue, 01 Oct 2024 11:47:17 -0000

What did Ms. Pat think of Ray Gunn at the Olympics? She tells us, along with a terrible story from her childhood.

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271: F These Kids

Tue, 24 Sep 2024 17:19:00 -0000

Ms. Pat's kids are in big trouble for their sneaky behavior, and she's had enough.

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270: Sneaking Snacks

Tue, 17 Sep 2024 16:58:00 -0000

We start with sneaking snacks into movie theaters and the rising costs of eating out. The conversation then shifts to more political topics like insulin and housing affordability, explaining the impact of supply chains, government regulations, and pricing controls. Ms. Pat shares heartfelt personal stories and her commitment to supporting small and Black-owned businesses.

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269: Understanding Black Identity and Culture

Tue, 10 Sep 2024 23:01:56 -0000

Join Ms. Pat and co-hosts Chris Spangle and Deon Curry with special guests Trent and Garrianna. Dive into a discussion about Trump's comments on Kamala Harris's identity, the cultural implications of being black in America, and the challenges of assimilation. Ms. Pat also shares personal stories about overcoming fear and maintaining authenticity in Hollywood.

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268: Ms. Pat's Pronouns

Tue, 03 Sep 2024 13:40:00 -0000

Our friend Trent is back! Ms. Pat shares how he became her make-up artist, which was through sheer audacity. He answers if JD Vance is wearing eye liner.

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267: Kamala Harris Is the Nominee

Tue, 27 Aug 2024 21:51:00 -0000

Kamala Harris is now the Democratic Party nominee, so Ms. Pat shares her opinion on it, and then Chris Spangle and Deon Curry argue about all kinds of stuff.

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266: Building Generational Wealth

Tue, 20 Aug 2024 20:28:00 -0000

Who would win in a fight? Chris or Deon? We answer this, and other listener questions, in this episode.

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265: Ms. Pat's English Accent

Tue, 13 Aug 2024 17:09:00 -0000

Ms. Pat debuts a new skill as an actress: an English accent.

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264: What Was The Turning Point in Ms. Pat's Career?

Tue, 06 Aug 2024 19:40:00 -0000

Trent is back! He is Ms. Pat's makeup artist, and funny as hell. It leads to a conversation on when Ms. Pat's career began to take off and why.

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263: Ms. Pat's Favorite Comedians

Tue, 30 Jul 2024 18:15:00 -0000

Deon finally made it to Ms. Pat's new house and shares his impressions, and we recap Nikia's abilities when giving a tour. We take listener questions about managing money and our favorite comedians. Comedian and actor Kourtland Wiggins of Ms. Pat Settles It joins us to talk about the debut of season two on BET at 10 PM Eastern on Wednesday July 31, 2024!

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262: Kourtlyn Wiggins From Ms. Pat Settles It Is Here!

Tue, 23 Jul 2024 20:56:03 -0000

Kourtlyn Wiggins is the bailiff on Ms. Pat Settles It, and he joins us to share his stories about Ms. Pat's early days in comedy.

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261: Ms. Pat's Make-Up Artist Trent Joins Us

Tue, 16 Jul 2024 21:29:05 -0000

Ms. Pat was recently on Out and About, a Barstool podcast, when her make-up artist Trent caught the eye of the hosts. The clip has been seen 22 million times, so we ask him what he was thinking about that day, and what it is like to live out his dreams.

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260: We Are Back in Person!

Tue, 09 Jul 2024 13:28:00 -0000

Deon and Chris are in Atlanta with Ms. Pat in our new podcast studio to discuss everything from Mexican Coke, fireworks, and testosterone pellets.

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259: Ms. Pat Meets Glorilla at the BET Awards

Tue, 02 Jul 2024 12:45:48 -0000

Ms. Pat attended the BET awards, and met her long lost daughter Glorilla.

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258: Tampax X-Tra Stuffers

Thu, 27 Jun 2024 16:55:43 -0000

Ms. Pat talks about her nightmare moving day, the grueling process of writing a new hour, and basketball giants.

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257: Magic Shave

Thu, 20 Jun 2024 18:18:45 -0000

Did you get a rape whistle in grade school? Have you ever tried Magic Shave? And do you fall for fake viral videos? Even if you haven't, tune in to this episode to get Ms. Pat's take!

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256: Ms. Pat's Diss Track

Fri, 14 Jun 2024 14:04:00 -0000

A 15-year-old making a diss track about his grandma and we have a bizarre story about a Chick-fil-A worker performing an exorcism in Ms. Pat's old hometown.

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255: What Does a Man Owe a Woman In a Relationship?

Wed, 29 May 2024 13:22:00 -0000

Ms. Pat discusses the unrealistic expectations some women have regarding financial responsibility within relationships

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254: Season Four Debuts May 23!

Wed, 22 May 2024 23:21:00 -0000

Ms. Pat shares her experiences with menopause, testosterone, and the debut of Season 4 of The Ms. Pat Show on BET+ on Thursday May 23, 2024.

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253: The New Podcast House!

Tue, 14 May 2024 22:14:00 -0000

It is the first podcast in the new podcast studio at Ms. Pat's new house. White Boy Chris Spangle is in Atlanta shooting the second season of Ms. Pat Settles It and documenting the on-set antics of Nikia, Ms. Pat's son.

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252: Tree Nut In Your Nose

Tue, 30 Apr 2024 23:47:27 -0000

Ms. Pat is SUFFERING from allergies, and we get a biology lesson on why it is happening.

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251: Snake Invasion

Fri, 26 Apr 2024 13:11:00 -0000

Ms. Pat has a snake invasion at her new house, and has strong words for Bojangles.

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250: Godzilla of Atlanta

Tue, 16 Apr 2024 23:37:00 -0000

OJ has passed away, and Ms. Pat shares her thoughts.

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249: Heron and Fetamine

Thu, 11 Apr 2024 23:15:00 -0000

Ms. Pat is back from her trip in Orlando and updates where she is going next!

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248: Bringing Home the Babies

Wed, 03 Apr 2024 03:02:21 -0000

From Jan 30, 2020: Ms. Pat talks about getting custody of the babies she's raising.

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247: Diddy

Thu, 28 Mar 2024 02:11:21 -0000

Puff Daddy is in deep sh&*.

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246: That Real Ronald Reagan

Wed, 20 Mar 2024 01:40:00 -0000

Ms. Pat had a HORRIBLE experience with an airline and our choices in Presidential candidates.

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245: Ms. Pat's Take on Gentle Parenting

Tue, 12 Mar 2024 04:00:00 -0000

What is "gentle parenting," and what does Ms. "F Them Kids" Pat think of it? We also stroll down memory lane of elementary school years, and Ms. Pat discusses her colonoscolopy.

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244: Ms. Pat's Personal Dry Cleaner

Wed, 06 Mar 2024 03:15:44 -0000

Ms. Pat shows us her house, and we discuss the 2024 election, Shane Gillis, and upcoming tour dates.

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243: "Nikia, You a Waste of F--k"

Wed, 28 Feb 2024 01:56:00 -0000

Ms. Pat is joined by White Boy Chris Spangle and Deon Curry, and her beloved son Nikia, whom she stepped on when he was just a nut. Also, can ChatGPT write jokes in the style of Ms. Pat? Tune in and find out.

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Replay: Boo Coo Of Flowers

Wed, 21 Feb 2024 19:54:40 -0000

Are Valentine's Day presents really worth it? Ms. Pat says to make every day Valentine's Day.

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242: Woke Laundry

Sun, 18 Feb 2024 22:47:00 -0000

Ms. Pat is tired of her kids laundry mixing, and a cop lost their mind over a nut!

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241: Nut Neck

Thu, 08 Feb 2024 17:25:29 -0000

Jay Z gave a speech at the Grammy's in support of Beyonce and Ms. Pat weighs in. Drake has a leak and Pat is not impressed. Ms. Pat shares her cure for lockjaw.

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240: Ms. Pat's Old Neighborhood Falls Apart

Thu, 01 Feb 2024 13:22:11 -0000

Ms. Pat's old neighborhood in Plainfield is falling apart without her!

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239: Ashy Pants

Wed, 24 Jan 2024 21:35:00 -0000

Ms. Pat has something going on in her pants, and it's dry.

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238: Ms. Pat's Smelly Dream

Sat, 13 Jan 2024 13:12:55 -0000

Ms. Pat had a highly smelly dream and wondered if her brain was bad. Then Garrianna checks in about her experience on Ms. Pat Settles It.

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237: Cat Slapper

Tue, 02 Jan 2024 23:47:21 -0000

Ms. Pat, Chris Spangle, and Deon Curry share their New Years revolutions.

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236: Tongue Ozempic

Sun, 31 Dec 2023 17:45:28 -0000

We tried to figure out why Ms. Pat kept messing up words, and we learn about her bathing habits as a kid.

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235: Getting Screwed In Congress

Sat, 23 Dec 2023 23:09:15 -0000

Ms. Pat is live on the set of Ms. Pat Show Season 4, and zooms in to talk about a Senate staff engaged in sexual congress.

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234: Norman Lear Passes Away, Ms. Pat Leaves V-103

Wed, 13 Dec 2023 18:42:12 -0000

A lot has happened in a week. Ms. Pat is back shooting the TV show, she left her radio job, and her friend Norman Lear passed away. We catch up with her on her lunch break at the Ms. Pat Show.

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233: Dominashion Cussin Person

Tue, 28 Nov 2023 19:45:26 -0000

Ms. Pat LOVES the Falcons, but she loves beating the Saints almost as much. She is also a great comedian, but her true calling may have been a dominatrix.

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232: Get Ready, Turkeys

Thu, 23 Nov 2023 00:59:26 -0000

It is Thanksgiving Eve, and Nikia wonders what White Boy Chris is making for lunch.

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231: Are Boys Or Girls Easier To Raise?

Thu, 16 Nov 2023 01:49:27 -0000

Ms. Pat saw the new Wiz play in Atlanta and loved it! Ms. Pat answers if its easier to raise boys or girls, and we have an extra (little) cohost for this episode.

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230: Super Colon Cleanse

Tue, 07 Nov 2023 20:54:08 -0000

Ms. Pat is still full after the fully loaded cruise. Ms. Pat has teenagers at home now that she can't stand.

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229: Ms. Pat Went on Bert Kreischer's Fully Loaded Cruise

Fri, 03 Nov 2023 18:15:34 -0000

Ms. Pat is back from the Bert Kreischer's Fully Loaded Cruise and shares how much fun she had and how her family took over the party.

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228: I Pledge Belligerence

Mon, 30 Oct 2023 15:33:29 -0000

We start off with just Nikia, Deon Curry, and "White Boy Chris" Spangle as we wait for Ms. Pat to hop on. She's currently on the Fully Loaded cruise with Bert Kreischer and zooms in from Miami to see if she knows the Pledge Of Allegiance.

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227: Live from The Second Annual Crack Baby Party

Tue, 17 Oct 2023 16:43:40 -0000

Recorded the day after the year's biggest party, Ms. Pat, Deon Curry, Chris Spangle, and a few of the Crack Babies recap what happened, and they take a few questions from the audience.

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226: Ain't God Good?

Tue, 10 Oct 2023 06:00:00 -0000

Ms. Pat gets a call from her baby daddy, and the party is this week!

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225: Driving While Nuggeting

Tue, 03 Oct 2023 14:57:00 -0000

Nikia has a run-in with the police, and Pat talks about her surgery.

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Replay: Ms. Pat's Brother Calls From Jail

Tue, 26 Sep 2023 08:00:00 -0000

A YouTuber returned an adopted child. Nikia stops by and shares the pet names Ms. Pat uses for the family. Her brother calls from jail and has big dreams.

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224: Racetrack Pizza Killed My Flibido

Tue, 19 Sep 2023 21:16:00 -0000

Ms. Pat had great shows on her first theatre tour, and Nikia had a great lunch at his new favorite spot.

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223: Skeetin and Meatin

Wed, 13 Sep 2023 00:10:00 -0000

We were in person again when Ms. Pat went to Indianapolis for her second stop on the Ya Girl Done Made It Tour. Ms. Pat and Deon meet Chris's purest sister-in-law, and Pat talks about her first big theatre show.

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222: Dick Snitchin

Thu, 07 Sep 2023 20:52:37 -0000

Cops are detrimentally horny lately, and Ms. Pat has a pool and a water fountain at her new house.

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Replay: Jawels

Wed, 06 Sep 2023 17:20:03 -0000

Ms. Pat has teams positioned around the country and ready to pick up goods off of Facebook Marketplace. She has DIY'd almost all of the house. Her community Facebook group got a little racist and her neighbors whoop'd some ass. She shares a false alarm regarding a shark.

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221: Donald Trump Was in J A E L

Thu, 31 Aug 2023 14:04:36 -0000

Donald Trump ended up in the same lockup as Ms. Pat did. Ms. Pat is close to finishing her house and describes her true passion in life.

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Replay: Ole’ Pizza Licker

Wed, 23 Aug 2023 12:40:00 -0000

Ms. Pat’s niece is in a viral video. These f’n Falcons. Chris Spangle was the Joe Biden of his pizza place and almost got head from a ghost. He shares his favorite move. Deon Curry almost died in a queef accident.

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The Patdown with Ms. Pat

334: Coochie Ghostbusters

333: Grievances

332: Ms. Pat vs Driving Instructor

331: Diet Shot

Unbronze the Shoes

329: Dug Out Bags

328: Pettlefryers

327: Mitch McConny's Light Bulb

326: Abused Pokemon

325: Nikia The Begging Ghost

324: I Had to Put My Click Down

323: Pico de Lie-Oh

322: Melting Suppositories

321: As Long As It's Curly

320: Booty Hole and Brain Connection

319: Spageddi Brain

318: Hand Battered Brothers

317: Molestation Tic

316: The New Ms. Pat Settles it Bailiff

315: Live From the Patdown Party

314: Ms. Pat's Trip to Saudi Arabia

313: White Klay Thompson

312: Gronkamoly

311: Anutstatician

310: Not Caring... Not Giving A F___ ... Same Thing with Cornelius Lindsey

309: Rheumatardid Arthritis

308: What does that say about you?

307: Ms. Pat Gets Stopped At the Border

306: We Killed Herman Cain

305: All The News You Didn't Need

304: How You Like Your Pootang?

303: What my drawers is doin?

302: Ms. Pat's Big 15 Days after Juneteenth Party

301: Tiger Woods of Farts

300: Lady Bug Stabber

299: Nikia's diagnosis that needs diagnosis

298: All Dogs Go To Heaven

297: PINE-SOL® Jr.

296: I got some outdoors in my yard

295: Mama from middle school to menopause

294: You won't Belize this

293: Hell in a Hand Bag and a Sh*t Letter

Best Of: Ms. Pat's Brother Calls From Jail

292: My Brown Monster

291: Prepare For The Magapodopoulos

290: Some Big B*tch Sh*t

289: Fainting Like a H O

288: Talking With Deputy District Attorney Ramona Toole About Ms. Pat's Past and Records Restrictions

287: Ms. Pat's Half Pipe

286: Amageddyready

285: Continuing The Conversation

284: Inauguration Day

283: God's Reverse Uno Card

282: Fart Bag Therapy

281: Meat Romney

280: Winter P*nis

279: Ms. Pat's Thanksgiving

278: Ms. Pat's Appearance on Club Shay Shay

277: Ms. Pat on Puff Daddy Parties

276: Donald Trump Won

275: Who Is Going To Win?

Best Of: RIP Rehab

274: Buy A Ragu, Get A Noodle Free

273: Trebuchet T*ddies

272: Bad Childhood Memories

271: F These Kids

270: Sneaking Snacks

269: Understanding Black Identity and Culture

268: Ms. Pat's Pronouns

267: Kamala Harris Is the Nominee

266: Building Generational Wealth

265: Ms. Pat's English Accent

264: What Was The Turning Point in Ms. Pat's Career?

263: Ms. Pat's Favorite Comedians

262: Kourtlyn Wiggins From Ms. Pat Settles It Is Here!

261: Ms. Pat's Make-Up Artist Trent Joins Us

260: We Are Back in Person!

259: Ms. Pat Meets Glorilla at the BET Awards

258: Tampax X-Tra Stuffers

290: Some Big Btch Sht