Sh**ged Married Annoyed

Buzz Ballz, Pasta Puns and Safe Sex Tips from Chris!

Fri, 24 Apr 2026 04:28:00 -0000

This week on Shagged Married Annoyed, Chris and Rosie get nostalgic for old school alcohol and they figure out what a Buzz Ball is! Chris provides some pasta based humour and lists things that really do blow his mind!

The pair discuss the TV show Hebburn, a word that Chris has been using in front of the kids and why this week, there is no beef for Rosie...

There is also a quick call with the original Barry Beef, our Kev!

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Please Keep Me Anonymous with Tom Rosenthal

Wed, 22 Apr 2026 04:30:00 -0000

On this week's podcast Chris and Rosie Ramsey are joined by actor and comedian, Tom Rosenthal!

As well as bonding over Golf, Chris and Tom discuss their love for Arctic Monkeys and reminisce over Comedy Roast Battle. Tom explains Philosophy to Rosie and the trio discuss the pros and cons of AI.

You can catch Tom on tour with his stand-up show ‘Whatever People Say I Am, That’s What I Am’, including London’s Clapham Grand on the 14th May 2026, for tickets visit tomrosenthal.net

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Grown Up Tears in Build-A-Bear, A Knicker Drawer Clear Out and Chris Joins The Litter Police

Fri, 17 Apr 2026 04:08:00 -0000

On this week's Shagged Married Annoyed, Chris and Rosie Ramsey discuss easter money, the reverse of toxic masculinity and why Chris is retiring from cooking!

Chris explains why he has been tearing up and what led to a face off with a teenager whilst Rosie has some opinions to share about the TV Show, Summer House and she's been busy with an underwear clear out.

All of this plus a listener reveals her husbands egg habit and an Auzzie gets in touch to share his beef with Chris!

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Please Keep Me Anonymous with Suzi Ruffell

Wed, 15 Apr 2026 04:30:00 -0000

On this week podcast Chris and Rosie are joined by the brilliant comedian and podcaster Suzi Ruffell!

As well as talking about her current tour, The Juggle, Suzi reveals what happened the first time she met Mel C and why Chris Ramsey and Ipads will always be connected in her mind. And of course, Suzi reads a listeners story. Trigger warning, it's rank!

To get tickets to Suzi's tour visit suziruffell.com

You can catch Suzi on the her podcast's Like Minded Friends with Tom Allen and Big Kick Energy with Maisie Adam.

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A New Alliance, Real Life Dominatrix and the Last Bus Home

Fri, 10 Apr 2026 04:16:00 -0000

On this week's Shagged Married Annoyed, Chris and Rosie Ramsey discuss the long weekend, including pints at the soft play! There's a non-family friendly quiz, pube problems, and some quite tense beefs...

WhatsApp's cover the 'savouries' debate and there is Rosie's Mysteries involving a listeners Nan. All of this plus a story from the last bus home and some intel from a real life Dominatrix!

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Please Keep Me Anonymous with Joanna Page

Wed, 08 Apr 2026 03:52:00 -0000

Joining Chris and Rosie Ramsey on this week's Shagged Married Annoyed is the brilliant Actor, Podcaster, Taskmaster Contestant and star of Gavin and Stacey, Joanna Page!

Joanna brings her incredible energy to the podcast and shares so much we almost didn't need a Please Keep Me Anonymous! They discuss family holidays, moving house, life with four kids and of course how much Joanna enjoyed taking part in the new series of Taskmaster!

You can catch Joanna alongside Amy Gledhill, Armando Iannucci, Joel Dommett and Kumail Nanjiani on Taskmaster from April 9th at 9pm on Channel 4, you can also catch up on all episodes at channel4.com

You can also get a glimpse in to Joanna's life on her podcast Lush, which is released weekly and is available wherever you get you get your podcasts

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April Fool's, School Trauma and Chris's Unfortunate Lookalike

Fri, 03 Apr 2026 04:00:00 -0000

On this week's Shagged Married Annoyed, Chris and Rosie Ramsey deal with April Fool's Day, they discuss a recent trip to London, smelly cabs and of course there is a Carl update! Plus there is some issues with Chris's cap...and hair.

They also talk about school streaming tactics, Rosie's GCSE's and they call Kev to get his thoughts on the Uppers & Lowers.

There's beefs, voice notes, and some lovely questions from the public! AND... The Ramsey's get honest about hand jobs...

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Please Keep Me Anonymous with Emma Doran

Wed, 01 Apr 2026 04:10:00 -0000

On this week's Shagged Married Annoyed, Chris and Rosie Ramsey are joined by the brilliant comedian, Emma Doran!

The trio cover a whole host of topics including life as a parent and a comedian, the trampoline hack for Mam's and how they imagine the logistics are for being a Dominatrix... And of course, Emma reads one of your horrifying stories!

Emma has extended her Emmaculate UK and Ireland stand-up tour up until 2027, including the London Palladium on 7th February 2027. Emma will also make her debut at the 2026 Edinburgh Festival Fringe, Pleasance Courtyard - Beside from 5 – 30th August

For more info and tickets visit emmadorancomedy.com If you want to get involved and have your stories and voice notes included on the podcast then get in touch!

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The Oscars, the Return of the Motorhome and an Incident in the Shower

Fri, 27 Mar 2026 05:27:00 -0000

On this week's Shagged Married Annoyed, Chris and Rosie Ramsey discuss The Oscars, Rosie's ongoing want of a Motorhome, Cuppa Soups and the correct amount of times you should change your underwear!

They are beefs, some brilliant WhatsApp messages, and QFTP's that cover a passive aggressive mother in law and a self inflicted show injury.

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Please Keep Me Anonymous with Mollie King and Matt Edmondson

Wed, 25 Mar 2026 05:17:00 -0000

On this week's Please Keep me Anonymous Chris and Rosie Ramsey are joined by Radio Royalty, the brilliant Mollie King and Matt Edmondson.

Matt and Mollie are on to talk about their new podcast Novel Idea but in true Chris and Rosie fashion the conversation goes in all kinds of directions including fake tan, massages, sauna blankets and The Marvel Universe!

Mollie and Matt also read a hilarious (and mortifying) story from a listener.

You can listen to Mollie and Matt on Radio One, weekdays from 1pm and you can find their podcast Novel Idea wherever you get your podcasts!

**The film Chris can't remember in the recording of this podcast is called Coherence!**

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Heated Rivalry, a Balloon Fetish and a Self Inflicted Injury

Fri, 20 Mar 2026 05:21:00 -0000

On this week's Shagged Married Annoyed Chris and Rosie Ramsey discuss light mornings, delivery etiquette, sugar daddies and a self inflicted injury!

Chris is still on tour, Rosie has been getting in to Heated Rivalry and the pair recount a recent trip to Dishoom (which led to a difficult train journey).

All of this plus a beef from Chris, a reverse ick, balloon fetishes and the wildest Easter story ever. Enjoy! If you want to get involved and have your stories and voice notes included on the podcast then get in touch!

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Please Keep Me Anonymous with Seann Walsh

Wed, 18 Mar 2026 04:32:00 -0000

On this week's Please Keep Me Anonymous, Chris and Rosie Ramsey are joined comedian, podcaster and I'm a Celebrity Get me Out Of Here alumni, Seann Walsh!

They discuss mistaken identity, nostalgic tv shows from the 90’s, the art of calling in sick and how Seann felt when he was in the jungle with Matt Hancock!

Seann’s also explains why Gemma Collins is responsible for his new trainers and the trio get animated over Jonathan Ross's new show Handcuffed: Last Pair Standing

In April Seann will be in the new series of I'm a Celebrity All Stars which will be available on ITV.

You can catch Seann on his tour ‘This is Torture’ for tickets visit seannwalsh.com

Seann’s podcast Class Clown is available wherever you get your podcasts or click here - Class Clown

Sean and Jack Dee’s Podcast Oh My Dog is available weekly and you can find it wherever you get your podcasts or click here Oh My Dog

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Liberating hand towels on tour, Talk Radio and The Rosie Ramsey Guide to Sex

Fri, 13 Mar 2026 04:16:00 -0000

On this week's Shagged Married Annoyed Chris and Rosie Ramsey discuss videos of pimple popping, a new game called 'Jeremy', friend of the podcast Carl Hutchinson's latest odd behaviour on tour and why Rosie is fully in to Talk Radio!

Beefs involve some low level theft and Questions From The Public cover a weirdly placed ribbon, an unfortunate plane incident and a new term of endearment...yes King!

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Please Keep Me Anonymous with Maisie Adam

Wed, 11 Mar 2026 03:35:00 -0000

Joining Chris and Rosie Ramsey this week is comedian, podcaster and Taskmaster Series 20 winner, Maisie Adam!

They discuss KPop Demon Hunters, teen crushes, ex partners and why Chris has had enough of weddings! Maisie talks about a recent wrestling injury and Rosie reveals what 'Tour Chris' is really like. All of this plus Maisie reads out one of your Please Keep Me Anonymous stories!

Maisie's Tour 'Whatsherface' starts in September 2026, for tickets visit maisieadam.com You can also catch Maisie on her podcast Big Kick Energy, wherever you get your podcasts!

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A bribe, a Tom Jones obsession and some hidden Easter Eggs!

Fri, 06 Mar 2026 02:04:00 -0000

On this week's SMA Chris and Rosie discuss their very different parenting styles, hidden easter eggs, late check outs and whether it's okay to bribe a child...

They have a very unreasonable ick from a listener which neither Chris or Rosie are onboard with. They have a discussion about favourite colours which somehow leads to a conversation about The Mighty Ducks and a phone call to Kev!

There is of course beefs, QFTP's, WhatsApp messages and loads more!

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Please Keep Me Anonymous with Stevie Martin

Wed, 04 Mar 2026 05:14:00 -0000

On the podcast this week is actor, comedian, podcaster and Rosie's Taskmaster buddy, Stevie Martin!

Chris, Rosie and Stevie cover all sorts of topics including veganism, awkward encounters, life at the Edinburgh Fringe and the efficacy of cough medicine! Plus, Stevie reads out one of YOUR awkward encounters in this week's PKMA.

To catch Stevie's show 'Clout' go to steviemartin.com for tickets!

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A new crush, a tour update and the return of Barry Beef!

Fri, 27 Feb 2026 05:30:00 -0000

On this week's Shagged Married Annoyed... Chris has a tour update which of course involves friend of the pod Carl Hutchinson! Rosie has some dishwasher thoughts and she reveals a potential new crush. She has also started a new hobby/fitness regime, it turns out that it is quite difficult!

All of this plus a handy Huel bottle, some gut updates, brilliant voice notes and QTFP's and the return of the OG Barry Beef!

One last thing smas and das... what IS the correct way to pronounce Croissant? 🥐

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Please Keep Me Anonymous with Sara Pascoe

Wed, 25 Feb 2026 05:30:00 -0000

The brilliant comedian, podcaster and writer Sara Pascoe joins Chris and Rosie on today's Please Keep Me Anonymous.

They discuss Book-Tok, coming to trends late, their first ever stand up kids and how life (and work) changes once you have kids! Sara also reads a very funny story from a SMA!

You can catch Sara on tour with her show I Am a Strange Gloop, for tickets visit sarapascoe.co.uk/tickets

Sara's podcast Weirdos Book Club which she hosts with Cariad Lloyd is available wherever you get your podcasts and you can even catch them in person at The Crossed Wires Festival.

Visit crossedwires.live/podcast/weirdos-book-club for tickets

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Emotions run high watching Lewis Capaldi and Chris has an awkward encounter with a Taxi driver

Fri, 20 Feb 2026 05:33:00 -0000

On the podcast this week Chris & Rosie share all the BTS from a charity event, including Chris feeling all the feels whilst watching Lewis Capaldi!

Rosie shares some brilliant reverse icks and Chris gives a tour update which involves an awkward encounter in a taxi.

All of this plus some imposter syndrome, a Geophysicist, dry robes and some classic 90's parenting!

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Please Keep Me Anonymous with Chris McCausland

Wed, 18 Feb 2026 05:30:00 -0000

On this week's Please Keep My Anonymous Chris and Rosie are joined by comedy giant and Strictly star, Chris McCausland! The trio discuss Chris's tour Yonks, remembering old material, the early noughties sitcom Coupling, the love of Pizza and why Chris could never be on I'm a Celebrity!

Chris McCausland also shares a PKMA from one of you lovely SMAS.

To get tickets to Chris McCausland's tour visit chrismccausland.com/tour

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The reverse ick, a lost moon cup and why Rosie's alright for a safari

Fri, 13 Feb 2026 05:15:00 -0000

On the podcast this week the Ramsey's discuss reverse icks, safaris, adult panto why, in a social media age, we should be looking out for the boomers!

Chris shares a new feeling, things get heated over packed lunches and QFTP's involve a missing moon cup, a DNA cocktail and Grandparents keyboard.

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Please Keep Me Anonymous with Fatiha El-Ghorri

Wed, 11 Feb 2026 04:48:00 -0000

Joining Chris and Rosie this week is comedian, writer and Rosie's Taskmaster pal, Fatiha El-Ghorri!

As well as reading a brilliant (but gross) story, the trio chat about hotels, stand-up comedy, past jobs, weird superstitions and why you should never look at the comments!

🎤 Get tickets to Fatiha's 2026 tour Cockney Stacking Doll Tour + Live Dates | Fatiha El-Ghorri — Fatiha El-Ghorri 📖 You can also pre order Fatiha's upcoming book Perks Of My Hijab

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Vampires, slop duty and some misleading alarms

Fri, 06 Feb 2026 05:30:00 -0000

Were vampires ever real... and other thoughts from todays podcast!

Guess who's back? That's right, Chris and Rosie return to discuss school dinners, vampires, tea towels and some undercover (literally) recording.

We have some brilliant voice notes that involve funerals, a £20 note and an unfortunate bed incident. QFTP's cover bottle misuse, dog pooh and some porn star intel!

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Please Keep Me Anonymous with Mo Gilligan

Wed, 04 Feb 2026 05:00:00 -0000

On this week's podcast Chris and Rosie are joined by comedian, presenter, and cultural icon, Mo Gilligan! From viral sketches to sold-out tours Mo joins the podcast to talk about his days in retail and he shares how he became so knowledgeable of the Jo Malone archive! Chris and Mo reminiscence about an incident on a train, their shared love of gadgets and what the weirdest thing Mo ever received in the post was. All of this plus a brilliant PKMA!

Mo is a busy guy but you can catch him on tour with his new show The Mo You Know visit mogilligan.com/mo-live for tickets

Mo's brand new stand up special Mo Gilligan: In The Moment is available to watch on Netflix now!.

You can listen to Mo's podcast Man Like You with Eddie Kadi and Babatunde Aléshé wherever you get your podcasts.

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Rosie's bad week, safety gadgets and the IMDB of Porn

Fri, 30 Jan 2026 05:30:00 -0000

On this week's podcast Rosie is on a 'bad week' but that doesn't stop the pair from having a good laugh! They discuss Rosie's dreams, safety gadgets, a potential new invention and testosterone! Plus Chris serves up some facts and gets Rosie to join in on his quiz.

There's beefs and even a WhatsApp beef from a SMA ! Another fart medley and some brilliant QTFTP!

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Please Keep Me Anonymous with Tom Davis

Wed, 28 Jan 2026 05:30:00 -0000

On this week's PKMA Chris and Rosie are joined by comedian, actor and podcaster Tom Davis! As well as reading one of your weird and wonderful stories, Tom discusses why he loves Newcastle, the legendry Nando's black card, what it's like being a girl Dad AND he reveals who he was a body double for before he made it big time!

🎧You can listen to Tom on his podcast Wolf and Owl with Romesh Ranganathan.

🎙️You can catch Tom on his tour 'Spudgun'. For tickets go to bigtomdavis.com

📺Look out for The Reluctant Vampire coming soon to the BBC!

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Soft play beef, a public apology and some sibling trolling

Fri, 23 Jan 2026 05:29:00 -0000

On this week SMA, Chris has some Soft Play beef, he makes a public apology to friend of the pod, Carl Hutchinson and he reveals why he begrudges Nana Bridget the leftovers! Rosie hears from Kev with some low level (unintentional) trolling and she explains her love of clingfilm.

All of this plus some fantastic WhatsApp messages 💨 and questions from the public...mint anyone??

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Please Keep Me Anonymous with Joel Dommett

Wed, 21 Jan 2026 05:29:00 -0000

Joining Chris and Rosie this week is the brilliant Joel Dommett! The trio bond over Traitors (spoiler alert if you haven't watched the Celeb version!) celebrity doctors and life with two children.

Joel discusses his most recent procedure which has him in a fair amount of pain, Brazilian jiu jitsu and his new collaboration with TV's Ben Shepherd! All of this and SO much more! You can watch Joel host The Masked Singer on ITV and catch up on ITVX. You can also find Joel on tour throughout 2026 with his show 'Happy Idiot', find tickets at joeldommett.com

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Medium to low level shaggers

Fri, 16 Jan 2026 05:29:00 -0000

On this week's podcast Chris and Rosie discuss the highs and lows of silly string, Rosie's fake tan and the politics of Christmas money!

For the first time EVER Chris and Rosie listen to your voice notes and smas and das, you did not disappoint!

We also have some questions from the public which include one of the most anti-social sex habits ever...

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Please Keep Me Anonymous with Jordan North and William Hanson

Wed, 14 Jan 2026 05:23:00 -0000

It's the podcast crossover of DREAMS!

This week Chris and Rosie are joined by the brilliant Help I Sexted My Boss lads, Jordan North and William Hanson.

There's a lot that gets covered including where William gets his haircut, some lady like sitting, Chris's glow up and there's even a bro shake!

As well as all of this William and Jordan read a brilliant PKMA for Rosie and Chris. It may even give the smas and das some welcome advice!

Jordan and William are on tour with the brilliant Help I Sexted My Boss Tour, expect dancers, costume changes and a whole lot more. For tickets visit sextedmyboss.com/live If you want to get involved and have your stories and voice notes included on the podcast then get in touch!

Email: shaggedmarriedannoyed@gmail.com

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A dance injury, the pig box of shame and the official SMA WhatsApp number

Fri, 09 Jan 2026 05:30:00 -0000

Happy New Year Smas & Das!

Chris and Rosie are back and they discuss the right time to take down Christmas decorations, unacceptable amounts of takeaway and a dance injury that Rosie got at a recent party!

Chris has a cheery quiz for the New Year and the Beefs cover haircuts and hats. All of this plus a couple of QFTP's and a quick call with Kate!

And BIG news! You can whatsapp the podcast now. Send us your beefs, your stories, your drunken

voice notes! The number is 07874 406 650 .

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Please Keep Me Anonymous with Bridget Christie

Wed, 07 Jan 2026 05:30:00 -0000

On this week's Please Keep Me Anonymous, Chris and Rosie are joined by the brilliantly funny comedian, actor and writer Bridget Christie.

This episode goes in all kinds of surprising directions including Bridget's job on a farm, bad auditions, Chris' issue with beans on pizza AND Bridget discusses an unusual WhatsApp group.

All of this plus a story from one of you lovely listeners and some chat about Bridget's new Tour 'Jacket Potato Pizza' (which is a story in itself!)

For tickets to Bridget's tour go to bridgetchristie.co.uk

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Bumper Christmas Best Off

Fri, 02 Jan 2026 03:16:00 -0000

This week we have a little festive treat until some normality resumes!

We've gone back to Christmas' past and we have some highlights from the last few years of festive episodes! Expect to hear from Barry and Belinda Beef, a trip to Lapland and an ill advised hat.

Festive QFTP's involve the legend that is Jackie, some sweaty veg and some very inappropriate public heavy petting!

The podcast will return for a PKMA episode on January 7th. If you want to get in touch with the podcast email:

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Please Keep Me Anonymous with John Robins

Wed, 31 Dec 2025 05:29:00 -0000

This week Chris and Rosie are joined by comedian, podcaster and writer John Robins! As well as reading one of your gross stories John bring his own tales to share. Plus, the trio discuss comedy, John's podcast ‘How Do You Cope’ and his new book ‘Thirst’.

You can find all episodes of How Do you Cope wherever you get your Podcasts.

Thirst: Twelve Drinks That Changed My Life is available for pre-order!

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A Christmas Please Keep Me Anonymous with Carl Hutchinson

Fri, 26 Dec 2025 05:46:00 -0000

It’s friend of the podcast (and best friend of Chris Ramey) Carl Hutchinson! Carl joins Chris and Rosie in their studio for a good natter and some retelling of a few famous Carl stories!

There’s a festive Please Keep Me Anonymous plus we find out how well Chris and Carl know each other in a Christmas edition of Mr & Mr!

Follow Carl on Instagram and TikTok:

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Catch Carl at Newcastle City Hall on 24th October 2026

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You can find new episodes of The Carl Hutchinson Podcast, each week, wherever you get your podcasts!

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A Christmas Please Keep Me Anonymous with Sandra and Kate

Wed, 24 Dec 2025 05:30:00 -0000

The SMAs asked and we delivered! On this special episode, Chris and Rosie sit down with Sandra and Kate (separately) and get their thoughts on the festive season!

They discuss Christmas trees, memories, songs and movies! They even have a festive Please Keep Me Anonymous to read.

So, enjoy this special ep with the extended SMA family and have a very Merry Christmas!

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It always comes down to baths or crisps

Fri, 19 Dec 2025 05:30:00 -0000

It's the last Shagged Married Annoyed of 2025 BUT keep your eyes peeled because we have some lovely festive treats to fulfil all your Christmas Podcast wishes!

This week on the podcast Chris is celebrating a milestone (kind of), Rosie reveals her potential favourite season and the pair discuss the future...

The beefs are wild, literally, and Chris questions Rosie's parenting. All of this plus some great QTFP's which are not for the faint hearted!

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Please Keep Me Anonymous with Vogue Williams

Wed, 17 Dec 2025 05:31:00 -0000

This week on Shagged Married Annoyed, Chris and Rosie are joined by the unstoppable Vogue Williams! Fresh out the Jungle, Vogue spills the tea on what life was like in the camp and why she thinks Chris and Rosie should give it a go!

They also discuss the fun Vogue had on this year 's Gladiator Celebrity Special (BBC ONE Christmas Day 3.35pm). Spot Bot anyone?!

All of this plus a brilliant Please Keep Me Anonymous, doomed business plans and the start of a vlog!

You can catch Vogue on Gladiators Celeb Special on Christmas Day at 3.35pm on BBC ONE and of course catch up on Iplayer.

Listen to Vogue and Joanne McNally on their brilliant podcast My Therapist Ghosted Me, wherever you get your podcasts!

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Judge us separately

Fri, 12 Dec 2025 05:30:00 -0000

On this week's podcast Chris and Rosie chat about their trip to London and we get some Sunday Brunch BTS!

There are some hoover beefs.

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Please Keep Me Anonymous with Ania Magliano

Wed, 10 Dec 2025 05:32:00 -0000

On this week's podcast Chris and Rosie are joined by comedian, podcaster and Taskmaster star, Ania Magliano!

Ania does some couple's counselling with the pair and reveals why her and her partner called it quits on their couple's podcast. They also discuss facial hair and Ania's new Tour 'Peach Fuzz'.

All of this plus a brilliant 'Please Keep me Anonymous' AND Chris learns how one particular swear word has been given a glow up!

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Hot and Heavy

Fri, 05 Dec 2025 05:30:00 -0000

It's the first SMA of December which means it's decoration time!

Rosie and Chris discuss Christmas trees, Chris' weekend away, a present from last year and an unusual use for medical syringes.

There are also some dinner and bin based beefs plus QFTP involving bubble wrap, a driving instructor and a very very VERY bad commute.

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Please Keep Me Anonymous with Russell Howard

Wed, 03 Dec 2025 05:15:00 -0000

On Please Keep Me Anonymous this week Chris and Rosie are joined by super star comedian Russell Howard!

As well as reading one of your weird and wonderful stories, Russell talks about life as a new Dad, stand up on less sleep and what his new Tour 'Don't tell the Algorithm' is all about! Plus Russell talks about his own podcast 'Russell Howard's Five Beautiful Things'

For tickets to Russell's Tour visit russell-howard.co.uk

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Chris is flammable and Rosie starts writing Geordie Porn

Fri, 28 Nov 2025 05:28:00 -0000

There is tons discussed on this week's Shagged Married Annoyed... Scented candles, boiled eggs, laundry, creatine and so much more!

Chris has had the flu jab so if feeling particularly thirsty and Rosie cannot stop singing! As well as beefs and QFTP's Rosie finds out the difference between an exhibitionist and a philanthropist!

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Please Keep Me Anonymous with Joanne McNally

Wed, 26 Nov 2025 05:30:00 -0000

Guess who’s popping in for a natter? None other than Joanne McNally! Chris and Rosie get together with Ireland’s comedy queen for a riot of an episode!

They discuss everything from what they would do in a Zombie Apocalypse, thoughts on Zodiac signs and why eating your own faeces might be the new trend! All of this plus Joanne reads one of your filthy stories!

Joanne is currently on tour with her show Pinotphile and you can get tickets here: joannemcnally.com

Joanne's podcast 'My Therapist Ghosted Me' which she hosts with Vogue Williams is available wherever you get your podcasts!

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WhatsApp groups revealed and Rosie goes to see Five!

Fri, 21 Nov 2025 05:30:00 -0000

There is lots to be discussed on this week's Shagged Married Annoyed!

Chris has been impressing Rosie's family with some basic DIY (and a trip to the shops), Rosie goes to see Five and has some beef with their security guard, whatsapp group names are revealed and they don't show anyone in a good light!

All of this plus some tasty beefs and some great QFTP's involving a one hour developing service, some icky future planning and second hand mouthwash.

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Please Keep Me Anonymous with Olly Murs

Wed, 19 Nov 2025 05:30:00 -0000

This week, Rosie and Chris are joined by the one and only Olly Murs who brings his trademark energy and cheekiness! Expect a deep dive into everything from being a dad to two under two, doing karaoke with Mark Wright and how his family and friends will always keep him grounded. All of this plus a brilliant 'Please Keep Me Anonymous' from one of you lovely SMAS!

If you would like your story to be read out by a special guest, email the podcast shaggedmarriedannoyed@gmail.com

Olly’s new Album ‘Knees Up’ is out on November 21st

You can catch Olly Murs and Mark Wright each Saturday morning on their Heart Radio Breakfast show.

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A hangover breakdown

Fri, 14 Nov 2025 05:30:00 -0000

Chris and Rosie are feeling very delicate, but they soldier on and bring you a hungover edition of SMA! There are itchy palms, a post curry update and some heating beef.

The pair discuss the future of Robots, Aesop’s Fables and an AI theory.

There are some filthy QTFP’s that involve a Sausage Dog, a hairdryer and some old school developed photos!

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Please Keep Me Anonymous with Harriet Kemsley

Wed, 12 Nov 2025 05:30:00 -0000

This week Chris and Rosie Ramsey are joined by the brilliantly funny Harriet Kemsley — comedian, podcaster, Mum and general delight! Harriet talks about her Podcast 'Single Ladies in Your Area' and her up coming tour 'Floozy'.

The trio also discuss dating in your 30's, tinder bios and of course there is a brilliant listener email!

If you would like your email read out by a guest get in touch shaggedmarriedannoyed@gmail.com

Get tickets to Harriet's tour at harrietkemsley.com

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This is why I'll leave you

Fri, 07 Nov 2025 05:22:00 -0000

On this week's podcast there is a lot discussed! Rosie shares that she finally loves Chris back (as much as he loves her). There is a call to Kevin and quite a reveal about his oversized Goldfish. Rosie explains how a bottle of Gaviscon featured on a night out and we also find out why she isn't keen on trick or treating!

As well as all of this there are beefs and some brilliant (and windy) QFTP's!

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Please Keep Me Anonymous with Aston and Sarah Merrygold

Wed, 05 Nov 2025 05:31:00 -0000

This week, the Ramseys are joined by pop royalty and parenting pros, Aston & Sarah Merrygold. The couple discuss the highs and lows of soft play, the joys of touring and how Sarah and Aston met!

And of course, Chris and Rosie ask Aston about the legendary JLS condoms! All of this plus a brilliant PKMA...

Find details to the JLS tour at jlsofficial.com

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A Halloween Special and Chris is NOT on board

Fri, 31 Oct 2025 05:30:00 -0000

It's time for a spooky episode of Shagged Married Annoyed and Chris is not in the mood! Rosie has come in fancy dress but Chris is very much against all the festivities that come with Halloween!

As well a Pumpkin Picking rant the pair discuss Kate's favourite horror film, the ongoing crisp habit and there is a hunt on for a bar of Dairy Milk!

All of this plus beefs and some brilliant QFTP's!

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Please Keep Me Anonymous with Phil Ellis

Wed, 29 Oct 2025 05:30:00 -0000

This week, Rosie and Chris are joined by comedian and Taskmaster troublemaker Phil Ellis!

They chat all things Taskmaster as well as reminiscing about lock down zoom nights, Edinburgh Festival and why Phil decided to do a kids show.

Expect chaos, laughter, and more oversharing than anyone asked for.

As always, there’s Please Keep Me Anonymous story that Phil shares with Chris and Rosie plus some silver service and seafood chat!

You can catch Phil on tour with his new show Bath Mat find tickets at philelliscomedy.com

You can also watch Phil on Taskmaster every Thursday at 9pm on Channel 4 or catch up on the series at channel4.com

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Airport Pints and Naked Parties

Fri, 24 Oct 2025 04:30:00 -0000

Today Rosie is joined by Chris, or is she??

This week's podcast includes a celebrity pseudonym , passport dramas, phone scammers, airport pints and some very very bad breath. There's burger issues, a sugar ban and some emotional beef! QFTP's include naked parties, a spare digit, a long list of one woman's icks and some harmless baseball cap fun.

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Please Keep Me Anonymous with Leigh-Anne Pinnock

Wed, 22 Oct 2025 04:30:00 -0000

Things just got spicy on this week’s Please Keep Me Anonymous! This week Chris and Rosie are joined by none other than Leigh-Anne Pinnock — global pop queen, powerhouse performer, and all-around icon. From Little Mix magic to bossing up as a solo artist, Leigh-Anne brings good vibes, honesty, and a whole lot of laughs. The trio bond over life as working parents and how to keep marriage fresh and fun!

They discuss Leigh-Anne’s next era including how she’s owning her voice, chasing her dreams, and staying unapologetically herself every step of the way. Plus, of course, a corker of a Please Keep Me Anonymous.

Check out Leigh- Anne’s singles:

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Leigh-Anne’s New Album will be out in February 2026 and look out for her UK and European Tour!

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AI Porn and Jacket Potatoes

Fri, 17 Oct 2025 04:30:00 -0000

On this week's Shagged Married Annoyed Chris and Rosie have the heating on! They discuss Jacket Potatoes, AI Porn and why Rosie isn't allowed to enter competitions.

Chris reveals a new yoghurt obsession and Rosie makes a call to both Sandra and Kate... There's some science facts, clothing related beef and QFTP's involving theme tunes, gaming and a trip to Turkey.

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Please Keep Me Anonymous with Al Murray

Wed, 15 Oct 2025 04:10:00 -0000

This week Chris and Rosie are joined by comedian, podcaster and WWII buff Al Murray!

Al and Chris reminisce about touring together and discuss an eventful trip to Dubai. The trio also talk about Al's love of history, the splash zone on his new tour and the perils of meet and greets... All of this plus Al reads one of your brilliant emails!

Find tickets to Al's tour here: thepublandlord.com

Al's podcast We Have Ways of Making You Talk with James Holland can be found here: We Have Ways - Channel - Apple Podcasts

Catch Al's voice (and writing) on the topical YouTube Series Spitting Image: The Rest is Bullshit

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Weaponized Incompetence

Fri, 10 Oct 2025 04:30:00 -0000

Chris and Rosie are back from a trip to London, and they have their beefs at the ready! But first there is a Geography quiz, some passive aggressive behaviour from Siri and discussion about what radio/podcasts host look like in real life!

QFTP'S involve a school prank, swimming googles, an unusual headscratcher and some monetisation of discharge... who knew?

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Please Keep Me Anonymous with Greg Davies

Wed, 08 Oct 2025 04:25:00 -0000

On this week's Please Keep Me Anonymous, Chris and Rosie are joined by comedian, Taskmaster, Never Mind The Buzzcocks host and all round legend, Greg Davies!

As well as talking about the new series of Never Mind the Buzzcocks, Greg reveals what his first TV job was and he shares the details of a very stressful photoshoot (and it's not the one with all the milk!)

Rosie and Greg bond over true crime obsessions and the three all get nostalgic for the naughty kids at school.

Watch Never Mind the Buzzcocks on Tuesday's at 9pm on Sky Max and NOW

To find out details about any forthcoming shows join Greg's mailing list at Gregdavies.co.uk

Watch Taskmaster on C4 at 9pm on Thursdays or catch up at Channel4.com

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Toenail Barbie

Fri, 03 Oct 2025 04:30:00 -0000

On this week's podcast Chris reveals his new Super Power and Rosie considers what intimate objects could make money online. There is some bad dream chat which seems a direct result of Rosie's love of True Crime and Chris shares some AI banter! All of this plus weekly beefs and some brilliant (yet gross) QFTPs!

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Please Keep Me Anonymous with Sam Ryder

Wed, 01 Oct 2025 04:08:00 -0000

Get ready for some seriously good vibes from national treasure and Eurovision superstar, Sam Ryder!

We all know Sam as the pop powerhouse who went from singing in his shed on TikTok to nearly winning Eurovision for the UK! Sam is blessed with a beautiful voice which Chris and Rosie get to hear in person and a joyfully infectious spirit.

Sam talks about first dates, life in Nashville and why he LOVES hotels. All of this plus he reads a brilliant Please Keep Me Anonymous story.

Sam's new Single Better Man is out now and his album Heartland will be released on October 16th.

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Hey Siri, how easy is it to get a divorce?

Fri, 26 Sep 2025 04:00:00 -0000

Get ready for some high stakes beef, a intense holiday breakdown and some triggered behaviour off the back of Taco day. The couple discuss fancy dress, some questionable GP equipment and if partners should haves access to a period tracker, thoughts?

All of this plus some brilliant school themed QTFP's!

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Please Keep Me Anonymous with Jordan Stephens

Wed, 24 Sep 2025 04:00:00 -0000

It's the first episode of Please Keep Me Anonymous and this week Chris and Rosie are joined by musician, writer, and actor Jordan Stephens!

Chris and Jordan reveal how and where they have met before and Jordan shares his love of South Shields and explains why he met partner Jade at just the right time!

The three talk about Jordan's theatre debut in Entertaining Mr Sloane as well as discussing the importance of theatre as a cultural experience.

As well as all of this, Jordan reads an email from a listener and reveals his competitive side. Escape room anyone??

If you would like your email to be read out by a special guest, email:

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To book tickets to Entertaining Mr Sloane visit: youngvic.org/whats-on/entertaining-mr-sloane

Jordan's book Avoidance, Drugs, Heartbreak and Dogs is available in paperback now!

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Ruthless Zodiac Signs

Fri, 19 Sep 2025 04:15:00 -0000

On this week's podcast Chris and Rosie discuss Zodiac signs (who IS the most ruthless?), gilets, and the stone skimming scandal! Rosie reveals what she signed up to whilst drunk and the pair ponder over the identity of Banksy. The beefs are bed themed and QFTP involve a cat, shopping lists and an uninspiring history teacher.

All of this plus some exciting news! Additional episodes featuring special guests will be in your podcast feeds from Wednesday 24th September!

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The Great North Run and a Prawn Cocktail eye bath

Fri, 12 Sep 2025 04:30:00 -0000

On this week’s podcast Chris and Rosie discuss The Great North Run, why Rosie thought Chris was cheating and how she got a crisp based injury! Chris has a new quiz, and the pair start to write the beginnings of a new kid's book. QFTP involve fun in a phone box, a Mummy ick and some very big lacy knickers!

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Can we get a dog?

Thu, 04 Sep 2025 23:05:00 -0000

Today on Shagged, Married, Annoyed - Rosie’s had the worst morning of her life and Chris is sporting a VERY obvious BJJ injury… and as always we have beefs for you… or do we?!

QFTPs have inspired Rosie with a new money making scheme, we hear about the worst morning after a night out ever… and we get a newfound appreciation of armpits.

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Je Suis Belligerent

Thu, 28 Aug 2025 23:05:00 -0000

We’re in the final week of the summer holidays - and the Ramseys have been to Disneyland! Listen to find out if it is really the happiest place on earth…

Meanwhile - Chris has taken a wasp hostage in his dressing room, we’re beefing about mullets, and in QFTPs we’ve discovered a brand new take on a children’s classic.

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Bumper Summer Best Of - Part Seven

Wed, 27 Aug 2025 16:00:00 -0000

It's the last Bumper Summer Best of 2025 an we have saved some of the most weird and wonderful QFTP's for all you Smas and Das!

Throwback to The Twits, The Depositor and that time a bird shat in Rosie's mouth!

We hope you've all had a great summer. Keep an eye on the SMA feed for more exciting additional content coming your way very soon!

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Ep 333. Shepherd's Pie for breakfast and disappointing den making

Fri, 22 Aug 2025 04:30:00 -0000

On the podcast this week Chris and Rosie are still in the thick of the summer holidays (den making anyone?) however they are getting ready for a surprise family getaway!

They discuss a disturbingly themed party, a Victorian wash, an unusual sex act and they decide that food and funerals don’t mix. All of this plus some Shepherd’s Pie Beef!

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Bumper Summer Best Of - Part Six

Wed, 20 Aug 2025 10:33:00 -0000

It’s early 2020… The SMA tour has been announced, and the Ramsey’s are also writing the Shagged Married Annoyed Book! This Best of includes Becky Beef (a long distant relative) and news from friend of the podcast Jess the Paramedic! As well as this, Rosie reveals her Bingo calling past and Chris gets called out for mansplaining on song lyrics. There’s some hanky panky involving a friends aunt, inappropriate foot rubbing and some burglar role play! Enjoy.

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Ep 332. A flat pack nightmare and synchronised sisters

Fri, 15 Aug 2025 03:44:00 -0000

On this week’s Shagged Married Annoyed the couple discuss Chris’s birthday, a flat pack furniture debacle and the hangover from hell. Sister Kate receives two calls from Rosie and successfully settles some urgent questions! There’s also a One Question Quiz, some Rat stats and a voice note from friend of the podcast, Carl Hutchinson. Beefs are gift themed and QFTP involve a quick ick, an appliance engineer on a home visit and some very questionable underwear rotation.

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Bumper Summer Best Of - Part Five

Wed, 13 Aug 2025 14:45:00 -0000

On this week's Bumper Summer Best Of we re-visit one of the most iconic stories from a listener! It involves a groom and his mum... smas and das, if you know you know!

As well as that there is more strictly chat, Sandra stories, Beefs, a discussion about renewing wedding vows and a pooh, zodiac DJ themed story!

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Ep 331. Send this to 10 people or you will die

Thu, 07 Aug 2025 23:05:00 -0000

We’re officially half way through the summer holidays! This week, The Ramseys have been hacked by their nine year old, Chris has been randomly appearing on Netflix and we reminisce about something we'd completely forgotten about... chain emails!

Rosie was pre-warned about this week’s beef - but things still get a little bit spicy… and we treat you to a very whacky edition of Extra Extra! QFTPs include a midwife miracle and a school assembly catastrophe.

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Bumper Summer Best Of - Part Four

Wed, 06 Aug 2025 10:30:00 -0000

It's the Summer of 2019 and Chris has been announced for strictly! Rosie get's in to the spirit with Alexa and Chris enjoys the press getting his age wrong and proclaiming Rosie as a professional dancer!

We hear Rosie confess her love for all things Cadbury and how she even did a school project on Cadbury World. They also discuss twitter bios, emojis and why spitting during sex is an odd choice!

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Ep 330. Wet Mammals

Thu, 31 Jul 2025 23:05:00 -0000

This week on Shagged, Married, Annoyed - Chris and Rosie run down the fifteen (apparently!) most unattractive ‘hobbies’ . Stay tuned to find out how Brazilian jiu-jitsu ranks on the list. There has also been trampoline chaos, boomer run-ins and Rosie got caught red-handed on her iPad…

QFTPs include a very threatening legal letter, a mysterious stain and one of our favourite kinds of email… a midwife story!

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Bumper Summer Best Of - Part Three

Wed, 30 Jul 2025 03:45:00 -0000

In part three of the Bumper Summer Best Of Chris and Rosie have holiday beefs which led to the infamous Secret Scoffing Club! Question's from the Public include the origins of the Bang Pillow, Mrs Dingleberry and the heart breaking love bite story!

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Ep 329. Giant Inflatable Doughnut

Thu, 24 Jul 2025 23:05:00 -0000

Olá! The Ramseys are back from their summer holiday and we have a lot to catch up on. There's inflatable drama, Dobble crimes, fake Americans and border control hacks… all to look forward to on this week's episode!

The trip has also given us two fresh holiday related beefs - but Chris has also been busy beefing with people poolside. QFTPs feature a day-ruining email and a *very* cool vehicle…

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Bumper Summer Best Of - Part Two

Wed, 23 Jul 2025 02:34:00 -0000

It's time for the second instalment of the SMA Bumper Summer Best Of!

This week Chris and Rosie discuss the Costco care package and the do's and don'ts of be married in to Rosie's family. We witness the start of Rosie's caravan campaign and the pair reveal their thoughts on PDA's, farting in front of your partner and why it's a bit odd to stay friends with all your exes. PLUS there's a celebrity question and we revisit Rosie Mamsey!

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Ep 328. Crying in the shower, flight etiquette and the worst lie-in ever

Fri, 18 Jul 2025 04:30:00 -0000

On this week’s podcast Chris and Rosie discuss crying in the shower, passing out, and why Chris had the worst lie-in EVER! The pair share their thoughts on flight etiquette and fashion choices you make when you’ve packed all your best things for a holiday. There’s some Extra Extra, teary eyed beefs and some brilliant QFTP’s which cover scheduling adult time and mispronounced surnames.

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Bumper Summer Best Of - Part One

Wed, 16 Jul 2025 04:30:00 -0000

We are rewinding to 2019 and listening to some of the best bits of early Shagged Married Annoyed! Robin is 3, Chris is yet to find his love of cycling and cuddle club and Rosie has just reached 100K followers on Instagram.

The famous foursome email is revisited, they discuss couples that don't argue, bad dates, northern sex puns AND we hear from Ed Sheeran and Jason Manford with their questions for the couple.

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Ep 327. Too rude for YouTube?!

Fri, 11 Jul 2025 04:30:00 -0000

This week on Shagged Married Annoyed Rosie returns from her holiday and practices her Greek out on Chris. Robin has come up with a new Twin Theory and Rafe has a new word for muscles (that actually makes complete sense!). The pair discuss special trainers, turning 40 (almost) and why the podcast might even be too rude for YouTube! All of this plus a beef from Chris and some cracking QFTP’s…

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Ep 326. Weddings, Proms and Trouser Skirts

Fri, 04 Jul 2025 04:30:00 -0000

This week on Shagged. Married. Annoyed Chris and Rosie get to grips with their new studio which involves Rosie figuring out a less obvious way of having a good itch! They discuss a wedding they recently attended, and they share their thoughts on ‘prom season’. Barry shows up for the beefs and Chris explains why he can’t get on board with hanging washing outside. All of this plus some brilliant Questions from the Public…cheese anyone?

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Ep 325. Ten percent more love

Fri, 27 Jun 2025 04:22:00 -0000

On this week's podcast Chris and Rosie discuss back scratching, cheese in eggs, bags for life, something strange Chris witnessed in a toilet and a man that when on a stag with just the clothes on his back! There is so much in this week's episode and that's before they've reached the beefs, Extra Extra and QFTP'S!

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Ep 324. Barbecue of Lies

Fri, 20 Jun 2025 04:30:00 -0000

On the podcast this week Chris and Rosie have a real time domestic and that's before the beefs! They discuss Chris' injury, iced buns, and Chris reveals all after a recent stag do.

Beefs are fresh and QTFP involve contraband, running away and some hearing difficulty.

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Ep 323. In a Villa!

Fri, 13 Jun 2025 04:00:00 -0000

What happens on a hen do... That's right, Rosie is back from the hen do and ready to spill the tea while Chris prepares for the stag!

The couple discuss day drinking, Robin's taste in music and why Chris had to buy a pregnancy test! All this plus some finger sniffing and more toe nail QFTPs!

*Trigger warning* There is a mention of suicide in this episode.

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Ep 322. Shandy Alarm

Fri, 06 Jun 2025 04:00:00 -0000

On the podcast this week Rosie is multi-tasking as she gets ready for a hen do whilst sharing beefs and reading some brilliant QFTP's! Chris shares a new diagnosis that is causing him some stress (natch) and the pair get mad at North East weather, do some Yodelling and get round to some wacky wacky do da headlines in a newish segment, Extra Extra!

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Ep 321. Pick Up Four

Fri, 30 May 2025 00:00:00 -0000

3…2…1…. it’s lift off on this week’s episode of Shagged, Married, Annoyed!

It’s the school holidays and the weather has decided that summer is over… Rosie’s been doing a *lot* of printing - and Chris is ill and has decided that he will be for the rest of time. Meanwhile, Rafe has been showing his competitive side this week, as well as trying his hand at golf commentary.

Rosie talks us through some of her choices on Taskmaster and Chris has come up with a very frightening quiz…

An old friend pops by during the beefs and QFTPs include mattress mysteries and some very supportive parents.

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Ep 320. Welephant and the traumatic Chip Pan

Fri, 23 May 2025 00:32:00 -0000

On this week’s podcast Chris is feeling under the weather but still manages a new quiz format for Rosie to take part in. Beefs include farts and a new (ish) mattress! QFTP’s cover a very unfortunate shoulder injury, a fire plan and a sh*t story from a Midwife. Also this week Rosie calls on Kate to validate her travelling chip fire school memory.

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Ep 319. Book Awards, Taskmaster and Kids in the Pub

Fri, 16 May 2025 01:06:00 -0000

On this week's podcast Chris and Rosie discuss favourite sandwiches, kids in the pub and their night at The Book Awards! They also have a Taskmaster recap and Rosie brings some Sexy Beast themed Beef! QFTP's involve and old people's home, a tooth brushing ick and some skiving!

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Ep 318. Live Forever

Fri, 09 May 2025 00:30:00 -0000

On this week's podcast the Ramsey's discuss AI and the prospect of living forever. Chris has been talking to Chat GPT whilst Rosie remains sceptical. They chat about filling out forms, green flies and shots! All of this plus a Taskmaster leader board! EXCLUSIVE NordVPN Deal ➼ https://nordvpn.com/sma Try it risk-free now with a 30-day money-back guarantee!

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Ep 317. Beer Pump Guy

Thu, 01 May 2025 23:30:00 -0000

On this week's episode Chris and Rosie are enjoying the heat but come to blows over Quiche. Barry Beef makes an appearance and there's discussions about marathons, collagen, Vampires and happy endings!

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Ep 316. Hide and Seek

Thu, 24 Apr 2025 23:38:00 -0000

On the podcast this week Chris makes an executive decision about glasses and reveals his cure for hiccups. Rosie shares her love for The Traitors and shares some potential business ventures. Beefs are buttery and QFTP's involve news from Augusta, a car loss and a nice little ick!

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Ep 315. Stop! Pollen Time

Thu, 17 Apr 2025 23:01:00 -0000

This week on Shagged, Married, Annoyed - Rosie has been antagonising the pollen gods and Chris is being a brave little boy even though he has a cold. We also discuss Katy Perry’s intergalactic mission - and Chris tells us some space facts which makes everything get quite existential...

A weekend away has inspired both this week’s beefs, and QFTPs involve an unusual 80th birthday party, a leather jacket that should never see the light of day and a prankster that took things way, way, waaaaaay too far.

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Ep 314. What’s All This?

Thu, 10 Apr 2025 23:05:00 -0000

Chris and Rosie are back with another episode of raucous in your ears entertainment…

This week, Chris reveals his shocking mouthwash habits and Rosie has been considering all the negatives of marriage. Things get a little bit tense in the beefs - and Chris gets his questionable Spanish accent out…

In QFTPs, we head on a debaucherous stag do in Benidorm and we find out about a science experiment gone wrong… someone please get the industrial carpet cleaner out!

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Ep 313. Voila!

Fri, 04 Apr 2025 00:09:00 -0000

On this week's podcast Chris reveals his competitiveness and even gets Robin's approval! The pair share the listeners exchange student stories and get to the bottom of their beefs. As well as this there is an April Fool's day discussion and Chris confesses to some controversial train behaviour.

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Ep 312. Auxiliary Chicken Nuggets

Fri, 28 Mar 2025 01:00:00 -0000

On this week's podcast The Ramsey's discuss daily routines, exchange students and their memories of take-aways. QFTP's include a rapids update, a snotty nose and a very anti-social flyer!

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Ep 311. Star Baker

Fri, 21 Mar 2025 01:27:00 -0000

On this week's podcast Rosie shares her feelings about Chris winning Bake Off... and as you can imagine, she wasn't happy. The pair discuss making the show and even Barry Beef reveals his thoughts on the outcome. All of this plus a whip update, some advert nostalgia with Rosie's Dad, mouldy charcuterie and a story involving dog cameras!

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Ep 310. Spar Mob

Fri, 14 Mar 2025 01:10:00 -0000

On this week's podcast Chris has some beef with Green Bananas and Kippers! The pair call Sandra to settle a potpourri dispute and Rosie shares some intel on fake ID... is there a documentary in the making?

All of this plus some QFTP's which involve strange parenting choices, brushing your teeth with your eyes closed and bogeys!

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Ep 309. Rosie Roulette

Fri, 07 Mar 2025 01:20:00 -0000

On this week's podcast there is some excitement about the Five reunion plus Chris reveals some sad news about a record breaking couple. The pair discuss how difficult Robin's home work has become and why it's not okay to woop every time a bottle of bubbly is opened.

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Ep 308. Non-mover

Fri, 28 Feb 2025 01:30:00 -0000

On this week's podcast the couple discuss Chris' tour (and what Rosie made of the poster!), the return of periods and why Rosie is now singing up to 16 songs per night at Rafe's request. There are some great QFTP's including a trip to Thailand, a dirty tissue and some more 90's parenting.

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Ep 307. Four baths a day

Fri, 21 Feb 2025 01:20:00 -0000

On the podcast this week Rosie has a tailbone update and much to Chris's horror, reveals the bath advice she's been given. The couple discuss 90's parenting, bad gigs and why getting pumped up in a barber's chair is a credible ick.

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Ep 306. Pity Party

Fri, 14 Feb 2025 01:00:00 -0000

This week on the podcast Rosie has injured her back and Chris is convinced he’s being gas lit by the kids. Chris shares the joy of a recent trip to McDonalds and the pair discuss 90’s parenting. QFTP's include Cabbage Patch Kids, a hairy ick and a Class A one night stand.

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Ep 305. Blue Belt

Fri, 07 Feb 2025 01:30:00 -0000

This week on the podcast Chris has a new achievement to share and Rosie is feeling different! The pair discuss new tech, a very unusual reason not to go to work and there are even a couple of quick icks!

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Ep 304. Vasectomy Guy

Fri, 31 Jan 2025 02:02:00 -0000

On this week's podcast Chris stops procrastinating and and much to Rosie's delight, books his vasectomy. The couple discuss a controversial record breaker, robots, one egg omelettes and there is even a call from Belinda Beef!

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Ep 303. Louse House

Fri, 24 Jan 2025 02:01:00 -0000

Chris and Rosie have good and bad news this week and they are both feeling itchy! The pair share some exciting news and there is also a cameo from Robin Ramsey. They chat sandwiches, splinters, Mr Trebus and ghosts.

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Ep 302. Ask Your Mam

Fri, 17 Jan 2025 01:02:00 -0000

On this week's podcast Chris and Rosie discuss post Christmas blues and why they shouldn't come as a surprise. Chris shares his ideas for a new book and Rosie plays some brilliant beat boxing clips care of Robin and Rafe! Beefs get sweaty and QFTP's involve a burning bum, an electrician and a Rosie's Mystery! All of this plus some thoughts on Heaven!

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Ep 301. Warhammer Guy

Fri, 10 Jan 2025 01:01:00 -0000

It's the first episode of 2025!

Chris and Rosie return to discuss their Christmas and how Fortnite and Warhammer have made their way in to the Ramsey Household. Beef's involve Rosie's cough and Chris shares a recent ick. QTFP's involve bathroom hygiene, a fresh fish and Face Off!

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The 300th Episode

Fri, 20 Dec 2024 01:06:09 -0000

It's Christmas AND it's the 300th episode! Join Chris and Rosie as they get in the Christmas spirit and share some festive QFTP's! All of this plus Chris has witnessed some strange behaviour in the street and they address the elephants in the room!

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Ep 299. Boil and Bite

Fri, 13 Dec 2024 01:40:31 -0000

On this week's podcast (Podcast 299!) Chris share's some more festive insults and the pair discuss the future of the Elf! The pair get nostalgic over Top of the Pops and they come up with a new invention. QFTP's involve an ingrowing hair, licking and a brand new ick.

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Ep 298. Salavicious

Fri, 06 Dec 2024 02:15:06 -0000

On this week's podcast the Ramsey's are getting to grips with Christmas including some Yuletide insults! Rosie is on her retinol journey and Chris has been giving himself gym related injuries. There's a Supermarket related QFTP and Rosie confesses he new love!

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Ep 297. This is horrifying

Fri, 29 Nov 2024 01:08:07 -0000

Chris and Rosie have been creating some new Christmas traditions at a Garden Centre and there’s been some online chat about Santa V’s Father Christmas. Rosie has started a new greeting and there is some important retro Gladiator updates! All of this plus an email from a listener about a very unusual spelling task!

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Ep 296. Phants!

Fri, 22 Nov 2024 01:27:48 -0000

This week on the podcast The Ramsey's get to grips with 38! Chris shares some BTS moments from Children In Need, including some Gladiator intel and a badly timed fart. The pair both have beefs about hot water bottles and we even here from Sandra on her hot water bottle habits. All of ths plus some sock chat, Would Rosie Eat and a foot ick.

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Ep 295. Allegedly

Fri, 15 Nov 2024 01:50:46 -0000

On this week's podcast Rosie is in a sing-y mood and the couple disagree over music genres! They start planning their 300th episode and share their bread and butter problems. Nana Bridget makes a cameo and there's an update on her stairlift! Beefs involve some live action audio and bad smells are lingering... QFTP involve sleep talking, an awkward moment on a bus a geeky ick.

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Ep 294. Itchy Eyes

Fri, 08 Nov 2024 01:05:46 -0000

On this week's podcast Rosie is under the weather but in true SMA fashion there are still some beefs to be shared! The pair discuss creamy bananas, Face Timing while driving and they deliberate over something Chris watched outside a pub. QFTP's involve Snap Chatting with Keith and a disturbing farming incident.

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Ep 293. Blackhead Bullets

Fri, 01 Nov 2024 01:00:46 -0000

The clocks have gone back and we’re all feeling strange! This week, the Ramseys have been on a trip to Harrogate, Chris encountered a child with a very unusual name and Rosie has been dreaming about mice… or has she?

The beefs this week include some rivetting conversation in a lodge and an early bedtime. We also revisit a QFTP from a couple of weeks ago and find out what really goes down during brass band competitions...

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Ep 292. Pea and Hamished

Fri, 25 Oct 2024 00:34:00 -0000

On the podcast this week The Ramey's discuss calling in sick, anxiety dreams and Chris' car problems. They have some IRL sex swing correspondence and a wonderful SMA has sent in a musical contribution! There is some more Would Rosie Eat, some illness related beefs and a QFTP involving a catheter!

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Ep 291. C'est Super

Fri, 18 Oct 2024 00:00:43 -0000

Join us live from the SMA bakery for a very bread-heavy episode, thanks to Rosie's new bread maker… Rosie has a bone to pick with hotel showers and Chris serves up another round of Would Rosie Eat That.

There’s a surprise in the beefs - and QFTPs clear up some of our questions about sex clubs, as well as an extremely upsetting story about some butter and an ick that has given Rosie a new idea...

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Ep 290. Sounds Like Churros

Fri, 11 Oct 2024 01:34:28 -0000

It's all happening on this week's Shagged Married Annoyed! Sex parties, death, an unusual way of eating cereal and even some religion chat! Beefs are domestic and Rosie is onboard with the weather!

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Ep 289. Mr Pointless

Fri, 04 Oct 2024 00:33:57 -0000

Chris and Rosie discuss Mr Pointless, Rosie's Chinese takeaway alert and how sugar is taking a back seat. They unlock some 90's nostalgia with movies and footwear and Chris gets distracted by Bagpipes. We also get another serving of Would Rosie Eat and some chip related beef. QTFP involve some nose picking and bed time accident!

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Ep 288. Rake Away

Fri, 27 Sep 2024 01:01:24 -0000

It's a QFTP special but that doesn't stop Chris and Rosie having a quick childcare debrief and an update on 'Golf, Grappling and Good Vibes'. They also chat about how people behave at the early stages of a relationship and why Rosie was embarrassed to call the driving range. QFTP's cover a range of topics - food in a cinema, a repurposed sponge, stinky revenge and some unforgivable behaviour at a fancy hotel.

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Ep 287. Takeaway Tally

Fri, 20 Sep 2024 00:24:48 -0000

On this week's podcast Rosie reveals a new alarm system she has put in to place. She also shares a new shower habit. Chris is still in the thick of Christember and the pair discuss their appearance on The One Show. All of this plus some Would Rosie Eat, a sleepy beef and some brilliant QFTP's.

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Ep 286. Counted and Verified

Fri, 13 Sep 2024 00:08:51 -0000

This week on the podcast Rosie shares what ID she used on a recent flight, prepare to be surprised! They also talk about the new book and reveal some more Would Rosie Eat choices! All of this plus some beefs and an in real time plea to Instagram to answer a TV related question.

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Ep 285. Little Pooh

Fri, 06 Sep 2024 00:21:23 -0000

The kids are back to school! Chris and Rosie have concerns over the parenting after they've been schooled by their 8 eight year old! Rosie brings some yodelling to the podcast and starts thinking of what to start studying. The pair chat surveys, Chris' sore throat and an awkward encounter with a pop star. Would Rosie Eat returns AND Chris provides a new milk based quiz! Plus Beefs and a magnetic QFTP!

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Ep 284. Christember

Fri, 30 Aug 2024 00:22:15 -0000

On this week's podcast Chris introduces a new month to the calendar! The couple discuss office jobs, admin and what the kids thought of their Summer Holidays. Would Rosie Eat makes a comeback and the beefs are garlic based. They also take a tour of movies they are going to watch together, The Notebook anyone?

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Ep 283. Pedalo and a box of wine

Fri, 23 Aug 2024 00:09:08 -0000

On this week's podcast the Ramsey's discuss summer holidays, bad smells and ankle socks! Chris shares the details of a recent incident involving some young people and Rosie gets another chance to play Would Rosie Eat... Beefs are getting weather related QFTP cover hot crocs, pet shop banter and an unfortunate trip to the hospital. Also this week Chris and Rosie share their thoughts on dating again...

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Ep 282. Would Rosie Eat...

Fri, 16 Aug 2024 00:44:52 -0000

It's still summer in the North East and the Ramsey's discuss optimal temperatures and Rosie has some stories from Rhodes which leads to a very sweaty hypothetical scenario from Chris.The Lucrative Sponsor launches a discussion about music in restaurants and the pair discuss how much fun Rosie and Kate had playing cafe's and restaurants. Beefs are buttery and Chris can't leave the garden toys out... there's also a sub beef! Some brilliant QFTP's plus is there a new segment on the podcast?

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Ep 281. The Ninth Hour

Fri, 09 Aug 2024 00:00:58 -0000

This week on the podcast, The Ramseys have done a big newspaper interview… what could have possibly gone wrong?! It was Chris’ birthday, and the sun has been shining - but even so, something he passed in the street made him very envious…

We also have two crisp-adjacent beefs, as well as QFTPs which feature unacceptable utensil use, more old wives tales and a very eloquent child.

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Ep 280. Industrial Slime Production

Fri, 02 Aug 2024 00:00:26 -0000

This week on the podcast, Chris gets a lesson about the menopause and Rosie has a taken her new kitchen gadget for a spin. It’s the summer holidays - so there’s a garden-based beef as well as a new habit that has seeped into the relationship. QTFPs include a joiner who gets a little too comfortable, a very middle-class child and a *very* dirty one night stand.

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Ep 279. All My Fellas

Fri, 26 Jul 2024 00:15:21 -0000

Chris and Rosie are back from their holidays and get ready for the drama which started before they even landed! The pair explain what happened on their flight and why they have so much respect for Doctors and flight attendants. They talk about alternative ways of living together, secret hugs, travel neck pillows and kids holiday fashion.

Only one beef this week and QFTP's cover other uses for nappies, Minecraft icks and a fly in a concerning place.

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Ep 278. Out of Office Reply

Fri, 19 Jul 2024 00:03:39 -0000

Chris and Rosie are on their holidays but are still delivering a QFTP's bumper ep! There's icks, there's a sex toy and of course some mistaken identity. All of this and some general holiday chat chat!

If you want send a story, question, ick or office poll to The Ramseys email shaggedmarriedannoyed@gmail.com

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Ep 277. Old Prospector Ramsey

Fri, 12 Jul 2024 00:18:22 -0000

On this week's podcast Rosie goes through some of her old notes on her phone... she uncovers a song and a list of presents that never materialised. Plus there is some poetry and a new character from Chris. There's some Carl Hutchinson content, a gifted shot and a Peleton update. QFTP's involve ham, football manager and some quite disturbing revenge!

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Ep 276. Pie Fister

Fri, 05 Jul 2024 01:06:22 -0000

On this week's podcast Chris and Rosie discuss Sports Day, Mark Whalberg's regime and the importance of sun screen! Rosie reveals that she has confessed a crush and Chris has a new sport to add to grappling. It's a QFTP special with some icks, a strange crime and an unfortunate parent incident. All of this plus Rosie thinks of a new business venture!

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Ep 275. Robaldo

Fri, 28 Jun 2024 00:44:52 -0000

On this week's podcast Rosie is excited by her Apple watch and Chris get animated over back of the knee sweat. Sister Kate features this week and explains the lengths she went to get her dog to come back. Beefs get emotional and QFTP's involve a gamer ick, peeing in public and perhaps the worse thing you can eat on a plane! Plus, is it okay to wear a track suit to a wedding?...

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Ep 274. Get your head stuck in

Fri, 21 Jun 2024 00:21:50 -0000

In this episode of Shagged Married Annoyed Chris and Rosie discuss places they DON'T want to visit, Space being on the top of Rosie's list (even with 100 Tampons). Chris gives Mondays a kick up the backside and the beefs get personal when Chris reveals that Rosie read one of his texts. QFTP's involve an incredible/unusual kink and there are some stellar icks which kick off a chat about the John Barnes rap...cue Best Mate Steph!

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Ep 273. Documenting my t*ts off!

Fri, 14 Jun 2024 00:12:23 -0000

This week on the podcast Chris is feeling under the weather and the pair get nostalgic about working in a shop. Chris gets mad at Soft Play Dads and Rosie shares an SMA level pooh story. Other topics up for discussion - CostCo, free stuff, protests and eating a cucumber in public. All of this plus Rosie has been busy watching documentaries.

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Ep 272. Disposable Kegs

Fri, 07 Jun 2024 00:00:00 -0000

This week, Rosie and Chris are off to London to do exciting things which they’re not allowed to talk about on the podcast, Chris has bumped into one of Rosie's old teachers at soft play and Rafe has revealed a development in our cashless society. We get an update after last week’s little argument… and the podcast also gets interrupted by the window cleaners. There are some questionable gym techniques discussed in QFTPs as well as a story from our favourite place… the GUM clinic!

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Ep 271. Fox Blocked

Fri, 31 May 2024 00:15:05 -0000

On the podcast this week things get serious when the Ramsey's start preparing for a joint 40th birthday party that is taking place in 2 years! As well as this they discuss cream out of a can, thieving from your doorstep and bad algorithms! QFTP's involve some Rosie's Mysteries and a dog based ick! PLUS Chris reveals that he has never seen the film Grease!

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Ep 270. Front street meet

Fri, 24 May 2024 00:54:36 -0000

On the podcast this week Chris and Rosie discus their 'front street meet' and Rosie declares that what she REALLY wants, is a van! They discuss swearing in front of the kids and Chris keeps his promise and delivers on the bird quiz!

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Ep 269. The Summer of Sixty Nine

Fri, 17 May 2024 00:39:26 -0000

It's a (kind of) sexy episode this week! Chris and Rosie chat Northern Lights, latte art, competitions and Chris does some coffee math! Rosie has been talking about Chris behind his back which gets back to him and causes some fresh beef. QTFP involve a new game, spag bowl and a roll on deodorant. PLUS Chris starts planning Rosie's quiz for next week.

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Ep 268. Eat an egg!

Fri, 10 May 2024 00:00:41 -0000

Chris and Rosie discuss childhood games, refreshment sharing on a train and a league table of 'going out'. Chris shows Rosie his jiu-jitsu video and awaits her reaction! They also discus the potential meaning of pineapples! QFTP's include a randy dog, worms and a discussion about quick sand.

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Ep 267. Rumour has it

Fri, 03 May 2024 01:20:17 -0000

There's a rumour going around town about the Ramsey's... but is it true? The pair catch up after Rosie has been away for work and she presents Chris with the latest TikTok Bear/Man dilemma. The beef's get heated, there's some Star Wars explanation and QFTP's include a belly button investigation, an iron ick and a second time emailer!

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Ep 266. Gasolina

Fri, 26 Apr 2024 01:05:21 -0000

On this week's podcast Chris proclaims Rosie as his Best Friend and it's not reciprocated! They discuss leisure wear, the London Marathon, Rosie's algorithm's and her thoughts on sugar free Chocolate Mousse. They have a couple of crime based QFTP's and a rouge mushroom incident.

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Ep 265. Blah de blah

Fri, 19 Apr 2024 01:00:00 -0000

On this week's podcast Chris and Rosie have a house guest who Chris is over the moon about! They discuss holiday abonnement issues, UFC and the correct colour of pooh. There's a bicep curl ick and a holiday getting high story!

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Ep 264. Freaky and Weird

Fri, 12 Apr 2024 00:00:32 -0000

This week - there has been a potentially paranormal incident in the Ramsey bedroom, Rosie has discovered her newest toxic trait and Chris has spent a lot of time cleaning the hot tub….

Chris has a ‘thank you’ to give Rosie during the beefs, and QFTPs include an unconventional tattoo and piercing shop, as well as a dog walking incident!

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Ep 263. There’s No Place Like Home

Fri, 05 Apr 2024 00:00:24 -0000

This week on the podcast, the Ramseys have had a bit of a rubbish bank holiday - Rafe has been poorly, Chris gave the last bag of crisps away and YouTube has been banned AGAIN. But things are looking up for Robin as he and Rosie have struck up a very lucrative easter egg deal…

A game of monopoly has inspired the beefs this week - and QFTPs include some very naughty dress up which gets a little bit too close to home…

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Ep 262. Can we talk about Bruno?

Fri, 29 Mar 2024 02:00:00 -0000

It's Easter soon and the Ramsey's are deep in chocolate eggs! They discuss their favorite cakes, what you can't drink on a train AND Rosie has been learning a rap for the boys bed time. Rosie has a driving beef with Chris and QFTP's involve a shy girl, an attempted bird rescue and a pooh on the beach.

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Ep 261. Protein Chowder

Fri, 22 Mar 2024 02:29:12 -0000

On this week's podcast Rosie gives a Comic Relief de-brief and has a list of things to remember for the next time she does live TV. Chris has been busy with self care but manages to present some facts about the difference between and orangery and a conservatory, plus we hear how Chris would sound if he had a house account on Social Media. There's a protein shake story, a shower ick and some gateaux based revenge!

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Ep 260. Dog In

Fri, 15 Mar 2024 01:17:24 -0000

Rosie is getting ready for Comic Relief and Chris is getting annoyed at the remote controls being in the wrong room. There's a pigeon ick, a new beauty regime, a time capsule and a Seal!

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Ep 259. The Constant Gardener

Fri, 08 Mar 2024 01:44:32 -0000

On the podcast this week Chris and Rosie talk about an office run through they attended, phone charger beefs, Chris shitting himself AND Chris has another Quiz for Rosie, play along and let us know how you do!

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Ep 258. In The Namy

Fri, 01 Mar 2024 01:00:45 -0000

This week on the podcast, The Ramseys discuss the versatility of the Geordie 'eee' and Rosie learns about the plot of Bladerunner... There are some very *stirring* beefs and QFTPs include an ick which has been sent in live from the hospital. Chris has a crack at a Rosie's Mystery, and he has a point to prove about something in the house...

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Ep 257. Gary's Anatomy

Fri, 23 Feb 2024 01:06:09 -0000

Chris and Rosie are full of the joys after Sandra has taken the kids for the day! They discuss tanning, the latest casual fashion trends and Chris brings another game for Rosie to play. Chris has a beef with Bluey and Rosie has been taking Grey's anatomy quite literally. All of this plus some shocking QFTP's!

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Ep 256. The Greatest Showman

Fri, 16 Feb 2024 01:41:35 -0000

On this week's podcast The Ramey's discuss a power cut, valentine's day plus Chris has one of his quizzes for Rosie. The beefs involve broken furniture and slippers and QFTP's cover all manner of things including some very unsavoury behaviour on a ship.

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Ep 255. Purple Power Ranger

Fri, 09 Feb 2024 01:00:33 -0000

This week on the podcast, Rosie is joined by a very special guest - Ice Bath Guy! Chris discusses his new obsession and just how many bags of ice he has to buy every morning to sustain it. Robin went to school in uniform on non-uniform day and Rosie remembers milk time at primary school as well as a very sleepy classmate... QFTPs include another icky voucher tale, a bedroom surprise, and a very enthusiastic DVD salesman.

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Ep 254. Your Ma

Fri, 02 Feb 2024 01:00:05 -0000

On the podcast this week Chris and Rosie discuss life when your kids are under the weather. Rosie has an incident with a pair of Chris's pants and they both get pretty annoyed about electric scooters. They share a milestone of Robin's and Rosie talks about a recent night out, nudge nudge...

Beefs are icky and QFTP's cover teddy bears, sonic the hedgehog and vouchers on a first date.

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Ep 253. This young perp...

Fri, 26 Jan 2024 00:44:21 -0000

On the podcast this week Chris and Rosie discuss tiredness, after eight mints and Rosie's night out. Rosie has a martial arts based beef and they have to get Sandra on the line to settle an argument! There's trio of Rosie's mysteries and some fresh new icks!

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Ep 252. Taste the Rainbow

Fri, 19 Jan 2024 00:54:15 -0000

This week on the podcast the Ramsey's talk cold calling, pyjamas in public and the difference between a hall and corridor (thank you Chris). Rosie has beef with Chris' whistling and the pair discuss who wears the trousers. The answer is BOTH of course. QFTP's take a sweet turn in the worst possible way.

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Ep 251. Better than you

Fri, 12 Jan 2024 00:41:20 -0000

Chris and Rosie discuss other people's children, Robin's singing and they have a BIG ANNOUNCEMENT!

Beefs are still feeling festive and the QFTP's involve and old crush, fake trips to the gym and some practical jokers!

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Ep 250. Soft Man Era

Fri, 05 Jan 2024 01:00:00 -0000

This week on the podcast, The Ramseys catch up after a festive break filled with chaos, floury potato hands and poorly timed naps. Chris has finally discovered one of the best snacks of all time and Rosie is entering her soft girl era. QFTPs include a soapy sing-a-long and one’s man love story with a thermometer.

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Ep 249. Christmas Ramsey

Fri, 22 Dec 2023 01:36:34 -0000

It's the final podcast of the year so Chris and Rosie deliver up some (loosely) related Christmas QFTP's and of course some festive icks!

Chris and Rosie will be back in your ears on Friday 5th January. Thank you to everyone who came to the tour, or who has sent a message to the podcast, we appreciate you all!

Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year

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Sh**ged Married Annoyed at Love Amelia

Wed, 20 Dec 2023 00:50:44 -0000

On this episode of SMA Chris & Rosie visit Steph and the lovely people at Love Amelia to record a special episode in partnership with The National Lottery. They chatted about their upcoming Christmas plans, and how Love Amelia, a National Lottery supported charity, came to exist and the amazing work they are able to do in the local community today.

Thank you to everyone at Love Amelia for making the whole SMA team feel so welcome and looked after.

For more details on Love Amelia and how to donate visit: loveamelia.org.uk

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Ep 248. Breaded Ham

Fri, 15 Dec 2023 01:00:00 -0000

This week on the podcast - there’s a sickness bug in the Ramsey household… plus Chris and Rosie discuss fancy nursery food and trying to eat healthily on tour. QFTPs include an *ALLEGED* horse attack victim, a mistaken identity in the cookie aisle and some very funny job interviews.

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Ep 247. Incense Sisters

Fri, 08 Dec 2023 00:45:01 -0000

There’s a lot to get through on this week’s podcast, and it’s hot one! Chris and Rosie discuss the ongoing saga of Elf on the Shelf, why Rosie is thinking about having another baby(!) and general bin problems. QFTP’s involve a couple of icks, a very accidental man and a story involving a reed diffuser that will really stay with you!

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Ep 246. A new low

Fri, 01 Dec 2023 01:23:03 -0000

The Ramsey's return for tour chat, fresh beefs and some massage based chat that leads to various questions. The brilliant QFTP's which involve misheard dirty talk, a bag for life and a school rumour.

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Ep 245. Serial Sanitiser

Fri, 24 Nov 2023 01:34:39 -0000

This week the Ramsey's record the podcast on the road! The tour is in full swing but Rosie is still getting to grips with the geography of where they are exactly. The pair manage some tour beef and they also discuss the pros of having parties when there's no kids allowed. All of this plus some brilliant QFTP's including a story about women, a flip flop and some serious exhibitionism.

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Ep 244. QFTP Special

Fri, 17 Nov 2023 01:01:41 -0000

The Shagged Married Annoyed tour is in full swing so this week The Ramsey's bring you a Question From the Public (Public Public PPPPPP Public) Special! There's strippers, pet shops, fun times up a mountain and a trip to Ayia Napa! Enjoy this week's special episode and Chris and Rosie will be back in your ears next week.

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Ep 243. Bag of Bricks

Fri, 10 Nov 2023 01:28:14 -0000

On this week's Shagged Married Annoyed Chris and Rosie chat about the upcoming tour and how Chris was nervous about a particular delivery turning up at the house. The pair share their horror at a student story and there is a Rosie's Mystery that blows both their minds.

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Ep 242. Beloved Sponge

Fri, 03 Nov 2023 01:00:19 -0000

This week on the podcast, Chris and Rosie have received a halloween card from Robin. They’ve both been ‘reading’ and they discuss sibling debts. This week's beefs involve an incident with a protein bar and a homework pyramid. QFTPs include a bath time sibling story and an unconventional treatment for a mountain biking injury.

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Ep 241. Air Biscuit

Fri, 27 Oct 2023 00:00:45 -0000

This week on the podcast, Chris and Rosie are preparing themselves for Robin’s birthday party - and in the process, Rosie has found something very interesting for sale on the internet… Chris reveals a milk story from his past and there are lollipop and bruise related beefs. QFTPs include a brilliant nickname and more milk-related trauma.

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Ep 240. Duvet Lasagne

Fri, 20 Oct 2023 00:00:13 -0000

This week on the podcast Chris and Rosie discuss warming up for the tour and unconventional duvet arrangements. There is a diet related beef - and Chris has a special request for Rosie. QFTPs include a frisky book club, an unusual fragrance and some more tales from the swinging community.

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Ep 239. Talk less, smile more

Fri, 13 Oct 2023 00:53:48 -0000

This week on the podcast Chris and Rosie discuss smelly towels, saying the wrong thing and Designated Survivor. Chris has a new job for his CV and the beefs cover falling asleep and smelly bins. Rosie is on a mission to make the Nana trolley fashionable and the pair are told about an anonymous Whatsapp Group.

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Ep 238. Open Sesame

Fri, 06 Oct 2023 00:15:28 -0000

In this week's podcast Chris has a fashion crisis and Rosie is keen to know some secrets. There's a discussion about Airplane v Aeroplane and Rafe shows Rosie up in the queue for Ice Cream. All of this plus a phantom sandwich poker and a man who tries to perform a sex act on himself.

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Ep 237. Dinner Ladies Best Mate

Fri, 29 Sep 2023 00:22:34 -0000

On this week's podcast the Ramsey's talk rats, homework, nest parenting and a Would You Rather that gets personal! Rosie gets nostalgic for Dinner Ladies and she explains the pooh corner to Chris. QFTP's involve presents, a mother and son interaction and some icks! All of this plus some juicy beefs!

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Ep 236. Rosie and Ramsey FM

Fri, 22 Sep 2023 00:03:05 -0000

On this week's podcast Chris and Rosie discuss Cribs, changing room debacles, cinema codes, childhood lies and there is even an office poll!

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Ep 235. Egg, toast, wine and…

Fri, 15 Sep 2023 00:19:44 -0000

Prepare yourselves for a mini IQ test on this week's podcast. It gets tense! The Ramsey's talk about The Great North Run and why they will or won't do it and Chris discusses UFO's and Rosie has a rare requested shout out. There's beefs and of course QTFP's which get heavily musical in a rude way!

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Ep 234. Triple D

Fri, 08 Sep 2023 00:07:59 -0000

Chris and Rosie have been at the NTA's and they share all the gossip from their night! Also this week Rosie learns the names of her fingers and Chris explains his problem with inside toys being outside. QFTP's include a Bat or Bird dilemma and an unfortunate toilet based school story.

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Ep 233. 4pm Fight Time

Fri, 01 Sep 2023 00:55:23 -0000

On this week's podcast Chris and Rosie discuss 90's parenting, the Loch Ness monster, and Alabama hot pockets which disturbs Chris to no end! Rosie has some holiday observations and there's a family beef.

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Ep 232. Four Eighths

Fri, 25 Aug 2023 00:30:49 -0000

The Ramsey's are back from their holidays and not without some stories! There was a hospital trip and some fast food on the plane home. Rosie has been getting to know her fractions whilst Chris has been spreading the Cuddle Club word. There are some holiday beefs plus QFTP's involving stinky cleavage, a home birth and sex on the wedding night.

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Ep 231. Obligatory Trebles

Fri, 18 Aug 2023 00:00:05 -0000

This week on the podcast, The Ramseys are about to go on holiday - but this time, they haven’t told Robin. Rosie gets an enlightening lesson about the equator from Chris. There’s a fake tan related beef and a QFTP about a very embarrassing return. Also there's a stinky Would You Rather and some very exciting news!

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What's that on your prom dress?... A short message from Chris & Rosie

Thu, 17 Aug 2023 12:15:15 -0000

The Chris and Rosie Ramsey show has been shortlisted for an NTA. Thank you all so much for voting! We now need you to vote again!

Visit nationaltvawards.com/vote and you'll find us in the TV Interview Category.

Thanks Smas and Das!

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Ep 230. Daytime MILF Event

Fri, 11 Aug 2023 00:00:59 -0000

On the podcast this week, Chris went too hard climbing a mountain and Rosie remembers the best Christmas present she ever received. Chris has a beef about Rosie's cooking habits - and the QFTPs teach us all about 'reclaiming'.

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Ep 229. No Capping

Fri, 04 Aug 2023 00:43:45 -0000

On the podcast this week Chris has a quiz for Rosie to check how down with the kids she is! There's also some beef but only from Chris as Rosie has been off gallivanting again. There is a couple of car based QFTP's and an ex ick. All of this plus some a Carl Hutchinson on tour story!

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Ep 228. Roll In The Woods

Fri, 28 Jul 2023 00:00:31 -0000

On the podcast this week, The Ramseys are back from their holiday and they’re also celebrating their anniversary! The beefs include a packing conundrum and someone’s sent in a bizarre egg-related turn on. QFTPs include a bin incident, wedding day jujitsu and the worst photo of all time.

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Ep 227. Double Bunny Ears

Fri, 21 Jul 2023 00:00:37 -0000

On the podcast this week, The Ramsey's are bracing themselves for the school summer break and they're very close to cancelling their holiday. The beefs include cereal hypocrisy and Chris has a UFC-related ick. QFTPs include an hospitalisation and a one-night-stand who has a way with words. Plus, a listener might have an answer for the supermarket closing time conundrum.

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Ep 226. Whiskers

Fri, 14 Jul 2023 00:56:58 -0000

On the podcast this week The Ramsey's talk tantrums, kids performances, comic timing and pool etiquette. The beefs are packing based and QFTP's are pretty filthy but spark a fun new games! Plus a listener gets in touch about the man who drank the cat milk!

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Ep 225. Yolo

Fri, 07 Jul 2023 00:36:27 -0000

Chris and Rosie talk soft parenting, celebrities taking part in combat sports and if it's okay to be using YOLO as a greeting! Also this week they try an answer a snail conundrum and have a shared beef! And as a special treat, friend of the podcast Carl Hutchinson makes a rare appearance!

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Ep 224. Double Wipe

Fri, 30 Jun 2023 01:41:23 -0000

On the podcast this week Rosie shares some stories from her holiday which involve a rogue pooh and some intimate sun cream application. The beefs are podcast related and the QFTP's involve an ick, a misheard name and some kinky behavior.

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Ep 223. Hot Heat

Fri, 23 Jun 2023 00:55:35 -0000

Rosie is on holiday so this week so as well as some pre-holiday beef, we have put together some QFTP's they have never made it to the podcast! There's hamsters, icks, a would you rather and lots more bizarre and wonderful contributions from the Smas and Das.

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Ep 222. Double Cap

Fri, 16 Jun 2023 02:42:34 -0000

Chris and Rosie are feeling the heat on this week's podcast (well just Chris actually), so much so one of them is doing it in their underwear! They discuss sun cream, water bottles, holidays and lullabies. Beefs are train based and QFTP's involve a massage, tennis and wrong dog Rick.

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Ep 221. Lego Destruction Pending

Fri, 09 Jun 2023 02:45:49 -0000

On this week's podcast Rosie and Chris are revisiting the realities of very early mornings and they have a catch up after Rosie destroyed Chris' Lego on the TV show. There's beef, icks, a sore bum crack and everything in between!

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Ep 220. Good Optics

Fri, 02 Jun 2023 02:16:10 -0000

Chris and Rosie talk trampolining techniques, parenting lessons, Subbuteo and sun cream icks. Sandra is in Rosie's bad books after borrowing Rosie's clothes and Chris reveals a new character - Captain Cuddle. QFTP's include cock rings, embarrassing Mum behavior and rude signs!

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Ep 219. Nice Coat Lee

Fri, 26 May 2023 02:32:00 -0000

On this week's podcast the pair catch up after a few days at home and a trip to the beach. There's a breaking wind confession and some Power Rangers chat. Beefs are okay, or are they? QFTP's cover office fridge politics, a scented candle, nicknames and a love egg.

To vote for The Chris and Ramsey Show at the NTA's visit: https://www.nationaltvawards.com/vote

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Ep 218. Pity Click

Fri, 19 May 2023 01:48:04 -0000

The Ramsey's have so much to discuss on this week's podcast! They have been in London seeing a West End show and they presented a BAFTA... but not without some embarrassing moments of course! Rosie has had underwear malfunctions and Chris has beef about hotel breakfasts.

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Ep 217. kiss my flower

Fri, 12 May 2023 00:00:28 -0000

On the podcast this week Chris and Rosie talk about some of the train drama they've been seeing while out on the road. They discuss the headache of children wanting songs on repeat and there's the latest beef! QFTP's covers voice notes from dates, a beery night for fun and being hypnotised.

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Ep 216. Open!

Fri, 05 May 2023 01:04:35 -0000

On the podcast this week Chris and Rosie have oven problems and there is some charger based beef. They discuss the pitfalls of espresso martinis and get nostalgic over hot tubs. QFTP's cover some petite crime, dirty sheets and an unfortunate photo mishap.

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Ep 215. Cold Hearted Father

Fri, 28 Apr 2023 02:01:38 -0000

On this week's podcast Rosie gets the ick after Chris books a hotel over the phone which also ends with Chris having a new name. The pair talk about Rosie's funny turn while the pair were away and they also question if anyone enjoys sex standing up... there's some fainting based beef and an retro xfactor ick from a listener. Enjoy!

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Ep 214. Spirito Di Punto

Fri, 21 Apr 2023 02:12:25 -0000

On this week's podcast Chris and Rosie get nostalgic for 90's adverts and have to get siblings involved for some clarity. There is some fantastic missed heard lyrics, a sample fiasco and a terrapin story. All of this plus the couples weekly beefs.

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Ep 213. Skip Cap

Fri, 14 Apr 2023 02:30:46 -0000

On this week's podcast Chris is feeling itchy and neither he or Rosie can figure out why. Rosie spent an evening at a David Bowie tribute act and reveals her technique for singing along when she doesn't know the words. The beefs are on the dry side and there's a snoring special in QFTP's!

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Ep 212. Five Fold Sunnies

Fri, 07 Apr 2023 02:00:23 -0000

On the podcast this week Rosie and Chris discuss Chris' new ick worthy sunglasses, sex toys and Rosie's battle with Catholicism.

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Ep 211. FAGDA

Fri, 31 Mar 2023 02:00:39 -0000

On the podcast this week Rosie and Chris discuss Chris' slide record, Reality TV and Rosie aversion to seeing people in the shade. They take a deep dive in to medieval torture devices and Rosie reveals Chris' bad sleeping habits. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/sma. https://plus.acast.com/s/sma.

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Ep 210. Pear of Anguish

Fri, 24 Mar 2023 03:00:12 -0000

On the podcast this week Rosie and Chris discuss Rosie’s dental problems, Sandra’s Birthday and Chris’ trip to the wrestling. They take a deep dive in to medieval torture devices and Rosie reveals her disgust in Chris’s feet.

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Ep 209. Biggest Loser

Fri, 17 Mar 2023 03:37:54 -0000

On this week's podcast Rosie reflects on her appearance on The Wheel and why she thought a hamper was needed. Chris gets annoyed about stray snacks and the pair agree to do more kissing after Rosie watched a TikTok video. All of this plus some brilliant QFTP's involving a practical joke, some icks and a strange massage technique. Enjoy! Mars bar anyone?

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Ep 208. Cowboy

Fri, 10 Mar 2023 03:05:31 -0000

On the podcast this week Chris and Rosie discuss ice baths, American reality TV and if they have ever been truly full. There is some classic print beef and Chris is annoyed at how Rosie is brushing her teeth. Also on the podcast is a clothes carrying ick, a frisky flight and a strange way of eating food.

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Ep 207. Ham Dumpling

Fri, 03 Mar 2023 03:53:03 -0000

A lot gets covered on this week's podcast - does Rosie trust Chris and should Chris take up meditation? The pair discuss retirement, how French kids look healthier and why mid-week swimming is always a treat! All of this plus a Fireman's Pole story and an unlikely use for a Mars Bar.

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Ep 206. What film am I thinking of?

Fri, 24 Feb 2023 03:30:03 -0000

On this week's podcast Chris and Rosie discuss The Comedy Awards and what went on afterwards. They chat buffet etiquette and why you should never put a baguette in a toaster. Rosie develops a new board game and Chris attempts to explain Alternate Universes...All of this plus a call with Sister Kate, a brilliant Rosie's Mystery and a story that will never see the light of day. Enjoy!

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Ep 205. Pass the Shoe

Fri, 17 Feb 2023 03:20:17 -0000

This week on the podcast Chris returns to Rosie's jotters to discuss Rosie's early creative writing ambitions. They marvel at whisking, they chat about Chris' athleticism and there's an old age beef that rears it's ugly head. All of this plus some strange family habits and a brilliant case of mistaken identity.

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Ep 204. Three blind wipes

Fri, 10 Feb 2023 03:21:04 -0000

The podcast this week covers all sorts! From pelvic floor exercises to spittoons to a unusual talent from a 12 year old. All of this plus Beefs, a record breaking ick and and update on Rosie's jotters!

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Ep 203. Nurse Damp

Fri, 03 Feb 2023 02:27:30 -0000

On this week's podcast Chris and Rosie have a lot to get through! They answer all your Midnight Gameshow questions, discuss their trip to London and make a return to Rosie's Jotters. There is some quick fire beef, a few icks and a new (questionable) business idea for Rosie.

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Ep 202. Ding dong the crust is gone

Fri, 27 Jan 2023 03:59:29 -0000

The podcast starts this week with some self tan beef or is Rosie just melting? The pair catch up and discuss yet another hobby that Chris has taken up and Rosie is NOT happy. Chris revisits Rosie's jotters and the pair chat through some listener icks, an unfortunate pooh incident in a car and a seriously gross search story. Enjoy Smas and Das!

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Ep 201. Don’t tug at your girdle

Fri, 20 Jan 2023 04:00:19 -0000

This week on the podcast Chris & Rosie discuss the highs and (big) lows of fancy dress. There’s an update on what Sandra Christmas gifts and Chris reveals what he attempted to change his name to. Beefs get musical and QFTP's involve a new phenomenon that will put you off your yogurt-based deserts.

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Extra! Extra!

Wed, 18 Jan 2023 12:36:19 -0000

Hello Smas and Das,

We hope you enjoy this bonus episode! Extra Extra is our fortnightly bonus episode that our SMA+ subscribers receive!

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Ep 200. AD/BC

Fri, 13 Jan 2023 05:30:25 -0000

The Ramsey's are back and it's the 200th episode! There's a quiz, there's beefs, a Rosie's Mysteries and even a Strictly debrief!

Enjoy Smas and Das and thanks for listening for 200 episodes!

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Ep 199. Christmas Special: What would Jackie do?

Fri, 23 Dec 2022 05:06:07 -0000

It's the last podcast of the year from Chris and Rosie and it's a Christmas bumper edition *sleigh bells included*. The couple discuss recycling, festive chauvinist pigs and Rosie's hat habit. QFTP's are Christmas themed including an extreme PDA, magical reindeer and a living legend.

To all the Smas and Das, thank you so much for listening to the podcast and sending in your brilliant stories. Merry Christmas and we'll be back in your ears in 2023!

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Sh**ged Married Annoyed at Footprints Community Café

Wed, 21 Dec 2022 06:00:16 -0000

What a lovely festive morning the Ramsey’s had thanks to the staff at The National Lottery supported Footprints Community Café. Chris and Rosie caught up with the team and found out about the amazing work they do all year round to help support their local community. And of course, in true Sh**ged Married Annoyed style, they even got some beefs!

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Ep 198. Strip Search

Fri, 16 Dec 2022 04:31:51 -0000

The Ramey's are getting festive and in particular Chris shares the joys of Christmas Markets. Rosie enjoys part two of the Countries quiz and she also shares some Strictly moments!

Beefs are gassy and Chris is still going strong with the protein bars. QFTP's involve some unusual icks, trading cards and a solitary tomato.

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Ep 197. Magnum XL

Fri, 09 Dec 2022 05:30:08 -0000

This week on the podcast Chris and Rosie discuss billionaires, the etiquette of buying teacher's presents and why taking a toddler to a Christmas shop can be tricky. The beefs involve Chris getting locked out and QFTP's cover condoms, loose teeth and an indoor gilet.

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Ep 196. Centrifugal Force

Fri, 02 Dec 2022 05:20:12 -0000

On this week's podcast Chris and Rosie discuss centrifugal force and what life would be like as a worm... all the big topics! They also catch up on Rosie's excitement over Strictly and Sewing Bee and what she is enjoying most about the Football. QFTP's involve a tanning salon, a brace journey and some swapsies in a car park.

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Ep 195. Glib, Glab, Glob

Fri, 25 Nov 2022 05:14:58 -0000

This week on the podcast Chris & Rosie discuss sleeping arrangements, phone updates and the down side to bubble gum ice cream. Rosie gets annoyed about Chris’ sticker addiction and Chris has some possible names for Rosie’s band. QFTP’s include sleepwear, a skater boy and a bad bikini wax experience.

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Ep 194. Preekend

Fri, 18 Nov 2022 05:00:51 -0000

On the podcast this week Chris and Rosie wish Kate a Happy Birthday and they discuss preekends and the protocol when taking a sick day. The beefs have taken a healthy turn, protein bars and treadmill etiquette are both on the table. QFTP's involve a messy dream, a make believe squirrel and a wonderful Rosie's Mystery!

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Ep 193. BeanFest

Fri, 11 Nov 2022 05:04:27 -0000

On this week's podcast Rosie tells all about her trip to London to see The Backstreet Boys. Chris has been busy at home, or has he? The beefs include arguments of car boots and general couple rage. There's a couple of icks and of course some QFTP' which this week involve a terrible Best Man, baby feeding and a worrying foam party.

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Ep 192. Dirty knit witted yellow livered

Fri, 04 Nov 2022 04:56:15 -0000

On this week's podcast Chris ad Rosie get nostalgic for their younger days. Robin has his own beef with Chris and Halloween costumes take quite the battering. Gilets are revisited again in the beefs and pumps get mentioned more than a couple of times. QFTP's involve a toilet roll substitute, a promiscuous son and a change of heart over a sex position.

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Ep 191. Gilet Incorporated

Fri, 28 Oct 2022 04:14:22 -0000

On the podcast this week Chris names himself head of gilets and Rosie isn’t happy about it! There’s some bowl licking, a car related ick, and some dancefloor shenanigans. All of this PLUS a member of the Beef family return with a Barry update.

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Ep 190. Just be chill

Fri, 21 Oct 2022 04:14:18 -0000

The Ramey's are back and Rosie wants to know why Chris 'can't be more chill?'... There's vasectomy chat, a safe lucrative sponsor and some hypothetical life planning for Chris. The QFTP's involve a strange choice of sex toy, a bad smell and some misinformation on pubes.

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Ep 189. House Shoes

Fri, 14 Oct 2022 04:33:28 -0000

On the podcast this week Chris and Rosie discuss ways to clean a radiator (that's covered in sick), Chris' choice of shoe and Rosie's response to a text. QFTP's cover bin juice, pile cream and an unusual use for lego. Enjoy!

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Ep 188. Mars Cha Cha

Fri, 07 Oct 2022 04:30:15 -0000

On this week's podcast Chris and Rosie discuss frubes, strictly, facial recognition and loads more... plus they are joined by a film crew, can you tell? The beefs cover mishearing and of course bins! QFTP's involve a stripper, drinking from a bottle and a filthy dog grooming habit. All of this and some wonderful icks. Enjoy!

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Ep 187. Born to Fight

Fri, 30 Sep 2022 04:17:13 -0000

On this week's podcast there's some singing, misplaced chewing gum, stripper stories and a new (and improved?) name for a glove compartment. All of this plus beefs, icks and some smelly QFTP's. Enjoy!

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Ep 186. Kegs full of Kaka

Fri, 23 Sep 2022 04:22:48 -0000

On the podcast this week Chris and Rosie chat bingo, holidays and what happens if you have a bathroom accident in ASDA. There's a quiz devised especially for Rosie and the QFTP's are particularly filthy! Expect stories of swingers, underwear, icks and getting caught in the act!

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Ep 185. Anchor Pants

Fri, 16 Sep 2022 04:01:07 -0000

It's a 'Questions from the Public' Special! Chris and Rosie catch up on some of your questions! There are icks, a revengeful DJ, a sad story about a goldfish and some unsavoury student accommodation.

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Ep 184. Beat the Letter

Fri, 09 Sep 2022 04:28:29 -0000

The school holidays are finally over and Chris and Rosie are enjoying some normality. This week on the podcast they get nostalgic over calculators and kids games. They have some snack based beef and a position based ick. All of this plus Rosie updates the smas and das on her recent garden furniture purchase.

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Ep 183. Water is blue

Fri, 02 Sep 2022 04:14:08 -0000

The Ramsey's are back with beefs, icks and QFTP's but this week there is a little something extra, Rosie's jotters! Chris gets to the bottom of some of Rosie's teenage musings that he found in the loft...enjoy everyone and remember, water is blue.

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Ep 182. A little bit sexy

Fri, 26 Aug 2022 04:12:26 -0000

The Ramsey's return and yes it's still the summer holidays! Chris and Rosie talk funfairs and the law according to American movies. Rosie almost brings her acting skills to the beefs and the icks have their very own designated spot. QFTP's involve cling film, chicken wings and great balls of...something.

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Ep 181. The glove

Fri, 19 Aug 2022 04:00:39 -0000

This week it's roasting hot and Rosie's loving it. Chris took Robin on a mini break, and the Ramsey's went to the beach. There's garlic bread beef and it's a specials week for questions from the public.

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Ep 180. Sommelier summer camp

Fri, 12 Aug 2022 04:00:37 -0000

It's still the summer holidays and Chris and Rosie have taken time off to spend it with the boys. Big mistake. Chris is into a new sport. Rosie's had a wardrobe malfunction and there’s possibly the most horrific hotel find ever.

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Ep 179. Pokethon

Fri, 05 Aug 2022 04:17:48 -0000

This week the Ramsey's manage to record a podcast, despite the summer holiday madness! Chris has been getting competitive with a 6 year old, Rosie has a sci fi related ick and they both discuss Robin's latest practical joke. QFTP's cover a sibling shock, an unusual work break snack and a unfortunate incident on holiday.

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Ep 178. Oh wow

Fri, 29 Jul 2022 04:10:47 -0000

The Ramsey’s have had a busy week (separately!). Chris has been at the UFC and Rosie has been singing at Ladies Day. It’s a plonkcast so the beefs are pretty rich. QFTP’s cover icks, a questionable spag bowl, an unusual breakfast and some peeling skin... oh wow!

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Ep 177. Summer holiday special

Fri, 22 Jul 2022 03:00:02 -0000

The Ramsey's are back from holiday and they're more knackered than when they left. Chris has been reading tips on how to stay cool this summer and Rosie's been deep diving into TikTok. Plus there's some holiday special questions from the public.

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Ep 176. Out of Office

Fri, 15 Jul 2022 04:11:47 -0000

This week on the podcast Chris & Rosie share some unused QFTP’s and they do not disappoint! There's a slightly disturbing holiday story, a bouji hairdresser, a sex egg and a stinky drawer. Enjoy Smas and Das!

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Ep 175. Double Muggins

Fri, 08 Jul 2022 04:26:58 -0000

On the podcast this week Rosie reveals a new musical talent in the family and Chris becomes a Golf Guy. There's a truth bomb from Sandra and beefs that get Rosie very animated! QFTP's involve some dirty dishes, a hairy meal and a gross ear wax habit.

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Ep 174. Co-ords

Fri, 01 Jul 2022 04:40:50 -0000

This week on the podcast Chris & Rosie discuss co-ords, free gifts, farting in Asda and whether it's okay to attend a date topless. All of this plus some slippery beef and a couple of icks for good measure!

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Ep 173. Hot Potato

Fri, 24 Jun 2022 04:12:25 -0000

This week on the podcast the couple discuss urban myths, street names and Kids TV. As well as serving up some beef Chris is also busy eating some carb based humble pie!

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Ep 172. But what about the pool table?

Fri, 17 Jun 2022 04:27:32 -0000

On this week's podcast Chris and Rosie talk hair treatments, massages and builders mugs. The beefs take an interesting turn and the QFTP's cover care packages, a sad ick, lube and a misheard saying.

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Ep 171. Meet you in my dreams

Fri, 10 Jun 2022 04:23:51 -0000

As well as serving up some brilliant beefs and icks there is also dream analysis and a surprise gift from Sandra. QTFP's involve social etiquette, a not so nice desert bowl and a memory for Chris to revisit. Enjoy!

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Ep 170. The 80’s door handle

Fri, 03 Jun 2022 04:00:17 -0000

On this week's podcast the Ramsey's try and wrap their heads around the Jubilee! Rosie get's nostalgic for 80's door handles and Chris gets accused of shouting. The beefs mount up and QFTP's involve data apps, icks, and the class pet.

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Ep 169. Dacious

Fri, 27 May 2022 04:08:47 -0000

On this week's podcast the Ramey's discuss their new TV show, a kids party that Rosie attended and how Chris' lack of socks seems to have caused a real stir! They share their beefs which involve an emotional sports day and the QTFP's go veggie and even include a mistaken urinal situation.

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Ep 168. The Worst Smell in The World

Fri, 20 May 2022 04:35:21 -0000

As well as discussing their new TV show Chris and Rosie share their weekly beefs and their new official ‘ick’ section. They chat passive aggressive waiters, behind the scenes strictly rituals and their thoughts on thongs. QFTP’s include strange contraception choices and some pretty expensive, albeit, dirty sheets. All of this PLUS an exciting announcement!

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Ep 167. Killer extensions

Fri, 13 May 2022 04:16:33 -0000

On the podcast this week (and much to Chris’ dismay) the couple discuss Rosie’s hair extensions and why she used to call psychic hotlines. There’s some observations and an update on the TV show. Beefs get medical and QFTP’s cover an eventful French exchange, a unfortunate cab journey and frozen prawns. PLUS the pair get to the bottom of who their Disney crush was.

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Ep 166. Hip hip...

Fri, 06 May 2022 04:34:12 -0000

On this week's podcast Rosie delivers some more observations and even has some audio evidence to prove it! Chris has been feeling ill after catching the kids germs and shares his stomach bug woes from the tour. There's the weekly beefs and QFTP's that cover service stations, eating in supermarkets and manscaping.

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Ep 165. Rude Awakening

Fri, 29 Apr 2022 04:15:38 -0000

On the podcast this week Chris and Rosie share their traumatic few days after both Rafe and Robin came down with a stomach bug. There are towel forts, bucket techniques and even a QFTP along the same theme.

As well as this the pair share their beefs and go deep with the icks plus there's an update on the reality of hotel shenanigans.

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Ep 164. The Best Walker

Fri, 22 Apr 2022 04:20:22 -0000

On this week’s podcast Chris and Rosie discuss Easter Eggs, VPL, hand towels and some more ick! There’s an awkward zoom funeral moment and an elaborate name for a pot washer! Enjoy smas & das!

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Ep 163. Good Friday plonkcast

Fri, 15 Apr 2022 04:00:19 -0000

Happy Good Friday! It's a plonkcast, Rosie's got pre-beef, Chris remembers a story that's been on his mind, Barry has a word and one listener wants relationship advice.

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Ep 162. Three words

Fri, 08 Apr 2022 04:00:00 -0000

It's the podcast that loves dogs! (Well Chris does anyway). Chris and Rosie play a word game, Sandra's treated herself to a new robe and watch out for the list of things to do that'll keep you single.

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Ep 161. How long you staying?

Fri, 01 Apr 2022 04:09:13 -0000

On the podcast this week Chris and Rosie have some serious Cocomelon beef and land line issues. They discuss Team leaders, keyholders and why people should mind their own business when it comes to luggage! QFTP's cover hired Kilts, auto correct gone wrong and some unsavoury behaviour with a Dorito dip.

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Ep 160. Round Robin

Fri, 25 Mar 2022 05:30:26 -0000

This week the podcast was recorded in London and Chris & Rosie got a taste of office life! The pair discuss a recent photo shoot, an incident on a train and bad customer service. There's some Sandra gossip, the weekly beefs and outstanding QFTP's. Enjoy!

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Ep 159. Free Roam

Fri, 18 Mar 2022 05:00:29 -0000

On the podcast this week Chris & Rosie discuss family traits, fart shaming, free roam pets and they play an alternative to 'would you rather'. There's some urinal compliments and an annoying expression... beg your pudding??

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Ep 158. These boots aren’t made for walking

Fri, 11 Mar 2022 05:25:05 -0000

Chris and Rosie return with their (National Comedy Award Winning) podcast and share their mishaps from the night. They answer all the big questions such as - is there more doors or wheels in the world? The beefs are juicy and the QFTP's involve a camera phone, an acrobatic role and some playground shenanigans. Enjoy!

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Ep 157. Purple reigns

Fri, 04 Mar 2022 05:16:55 -0000

The podcast is swing heavy this week, or is it swung? The pair come together over their garden plans as well as sharing their weekly beefs. QFTP's involve lies, a punchy request and some toe sucking action. Enjoy!

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Ep 156. Bathroom Teaspoon

Fri, 25 Feb 2022 05:00:27 -0000

Rosie and Chris have been nominated for the national comedy awards...and there might just be an apple sour in it if you vote. They remember what they were wearing and what they were saying at the Millennium. And Sandra's got tote bag fever.

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Ep 155. The Pitt's

Fri, 18 Feb 2022 05:08:24 -0000

On the podcast this week Chris & Rosie discuss Brad Pitt's relationship status, past lives and storm facts. The beefs involve a real time print count and Rosie shares how life is with Chris on the road. QFTP's cover bean bag trays, a foreign object in food and menstrual cups. All of this plus the couple ask the age-old question...do Americans use electric kettles?

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Ep 154. Stain of regret

Fri, 11 Feb 2022 05:08:54 -0000

There's a fair few food based topics up for discussion this week - from Hot Dogs to burnt Jacket Potatoes. Robin has suggested a new career for Chris & Rosie whilst Rafe is enjoying the joys of Cbeebies. Rosie's mysteries returns and Chris brings some fun facts. Enjoy!

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Ep 153. Record Breakers

Fri, 04 Feb 2022 05:19:53 -0000

On the podcast his week Chris and Rosie discuss Record Breakers, birdwatching and bad breath. The beefs get personal and the QFTP's involve swinging, flossing and a coughing incident. Enjoy!

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Ep 152. Do Buy

Fri, 28 Jan 2022 05:30:01 -0000

There is a sleep war brewing in the Ramsey household! The pair discuss tupperware, sneezing and baby bathwater. Belinda is back and the beefs get shouty. QFTP's cover a kids birthday party, an unlucky sister and a different kind of rate and review system.

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Ep 151. Timber

Fri, 21 Jan 2022 05:12:49 -0000

On the podcast this week Rosie has some Rafe beef, Chris has some wood problems and the pair share the weekly grievances with each other. There's some Facebook Market place discussion and QFTP's involving sexting, mistaken identity and Christmas trees.

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Ep 150. Tony doesn't live here

Fri, 14 Jan 2022 05:12:28 -0000

This week on the podcast Chris & Rosie record a podcast and keep it extra real with some live interruptions. If anyone sees Tony, tell him they have his parcels! There's weekly beefs plus one for Netflix, Rosie suggests a unique way of having children and QFTP's cover butt plugs, guinea pigs and an unfortunate incident with a wet phone. Enjoy!

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Ep 149. Dipped in fat

Fri, 07 Jan 2022 05:00:44 -0000

It's 2022 and Rosie and Chris are celebrating with fireworks, sort of. Sandra's Christmas presents get a shout out and Rosie has beef with Chris's cold.

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Ep 148. Christmas Special

Fri, 24 Dec 2021 05:33:49 -0000

It's the last SMA of the year and the Ramsey's are feeling festive! There's singing, festive beef and some christmassy QFTP's. All of this plus we here why Rosie is on the naughty list and how Chris is messing with new family traditions.

We hope all the smas and das have a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!

Chris and Rosie will be back in your ears on January 7th.

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Ep 147. Find a happy place

Fri, 17 Dec 2021 05:00:11 -0000

The Ramsay's are buzzing from their tour but they're not talking to each other in January. Chris has a history lesson and Rosie takes part in a new game against her will.

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Ep 146. Liquid Gold

Fri, 10 Dec 2021 05:00:00 -0000

On this week’s podcast Chris and Rosie have forgone the beefs for just some old school bickering! Rosie has been to a Panto and Chris has some tour gripes he wants to share. As well cracking QFTP’s there’s some informative phone calls with Rosie’s siblings. Enjoy!

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Ep 145. Sorry Dad

Fri, 03 Dec 2021 05:00:00 -0000

This week Chris and Rosie discuss NFTS (!?), smart ovens and Storm Arwen. PLUS Rosie reveals a new listener! There’s some meaty beefs and the QFTPs involve some confusion at a funeral, friction burn and a pretty gross ‘would you rather?’!

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Ep 144. Licence to snooze

Fri, 26 Nov 2021 05:05:00 -0000

On the podcast this week Chris & Rosie chat about sharing the sofa with Will Smith and Chris’ train ride after. There’s a surprise visit from Belinda Beef who’s a bit confused to say the least and the QFTP’s range from fetish weeks to missing contraception.

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Ep 143. How’s Christine?

Fri, 19 Nov 2021 05:30:00 -0000

On the podcast this week Chris and Rosie get nostalgic over renting movies and discuss parenting in the 21st Century… are they bringing up posh kids? There’s a throwback beef and some brilliant QFTP including a car key itch and a wild weekend in Watford.

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Ep 142. Classic Borisina

Fri, 12 Nov 2021 05:00:00 -0000

On the podcast this week the pair chat about Rosie’s trip to London, mistaken identity at Chris’ gig and the couple have some pretty exciting news! As well as this there’s some more crow chat, a business end experience and an early Christmas tree QFTP. Enjoy!

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Ep 141. That’s a crow

Fri, 05 Nov 2021 05:00:00 -0000

On this week’s podcast things get personal! Chris and Rosie discuss sofas, sex, infidelity, and an inappropriate toenail arrangement. All of this plus a cracking ‘Would you rather…’. Enjoy!

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Ep 140. NOT a Halloween special

Fri, 29 Oct 2021 04:00:00 -0000

It's almost Halloween but Chris has got no time for ghosts or people that have seen them. Rosie's on the fence. There's bladder (and bum) based beef and one listener has a Big Mac confession.

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Ep 139. Baby name betrayal

Fri, 22 Oct 2021 04:00:00 -0000

Chris and Rosie had a date night and they're very hungover. Rosie's got some parenting dilemmas. There's door bell beef and some baby name betrayal.

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Ep 138. Party at the drive thru

Fri, 15 Oct 2021 04:00:00 -0000

On the podcast this week Chris and Rosie discuss Rosie’s shortened swimming career, Chris’s forgetfulness and what may or may not have happened in The Minority Report.

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Ep 137. Oh Crumbs

Fri, 08 Oct 2021 04:00:00 -0000

Rosie & Chris are back in your ears! The pair have a spanking new episode including a Celebrity Question, there’s a Rosie’s Mystery, some wonderful QFTP’s, long awaited beefs and a call from Rosie’s manager… it’s all happening! Enjoy x

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Ep 136. Elephant Dolphin

Fri, 01 Oct 2021 04:00:00 -0000

Chris & Rosie go way back in to the archives and share some more QFTP’s that never made the cut and they do not disappoint! There’s some classic nail grossness, a strange discussion about fire safety and an interruption from a maintenance man. Enjoy!

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Ep 135. Turbo time

Fri, 24 Sep 2021 04:00:00 -0000

On the podcast this week Chris and Rosie dig out some old questions that never made the podcast. There's a 12 inch garlic bread, turbo wees and some unfortunate translation. Enjoy!

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Ep 134. Bon bons in the knicker drawer

Fri, 17 Sep 2021 04:05:00 -0000

This week on the podcast Chris and Rosie share a new record that they have broken and why it’s one of their proudest moments! There’s the weekly beefs, and QFTP’s which involve nosey neighbours, a dead hamster and a tomato soup secret!

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Ep 133. The Iron Curtain

Fri, 10 Sep 2021 04:00:00 -0000

It’s been a tricky few days thanks to a temperamental curtain but the Ramsey’s are here to discuss their week, their beefs and your dirty laundry! There’s some mistaken identity, a cotton wool disappearance and some pregnancy advice, kind of.

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Ep 132. Fish Guy

Fri, 03 Sep 2021 04:00:00 -0000

There is something fishy about this week’s episode and it’s not just the pets. The beefs involve siphoning and strictly and the QFTP’s cover embarrassing Dads, milky mash and Cruise Ship antics!

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Ep 131. A thumbnail of wine

Fri, 27 Aug 2021 04:00:00 -0000

Rosie and Chris return and it’s STILL the summer holidays! When will they end?? The pair share their beefs over a little more than a thumbnail of wine and answer some questions from the smas and das which cover sex amnesia and swapping pants with your mum, enjoy!

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Ep 130. To whom it may concern

Fri, 20 Aug 2021 04:00:00 -0000

This week Chris and Rosie record while the kids are in bed and it's a plonk cast. They chat Yorkshire puddings, analogies and there's a live show warm-up buzz in the air.

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Ep 129. Rosie Harissa

Fri, 13 Aug 2021 04:00:00 -0000

Chris and Rosie are in the studio and there's been technical problems, again. They chat pets, suspicious texting and there's a new 'our house' feature.

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Ep 128. Draw the minion!

Fri, 06 Aug 2021 04:00:00 -0000

On this week’s podcast the Ramsey’s have some holiday kids club flash backs! Robin corrects Rosie’s spelling and Chris has some residual beef from sun stroke. Rosie puts her foot down over napkins and there is a live appearance from Sandra who helps out with some pronunciation. All of this plus some stinking QFTP’s.

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Ep 127. Not a holiday

Fri, 30 Jul 2021 04:00:00 -0000

The Ramsey's have been on holiday and Chris and Rosie are even more exhausted now. There's sunstroke beef and Chris wants a swimwear poll.

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Ep. 126 Good Grief

Fri, 23 Jul 2021 04:00:00 -0000

Rosie's been to the dentist and Chris can finally breathe a sigh of relief. There's laundry and chewing gum based beef and trips down holiday memory lane.

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Ep 125. Return of the toenails

Fri, 16 Jul 2021 04:00:00 -0000

Chris is in the dog house after some technical problems but that doesn't stop the pair delivering another cracking episode for all the smas and das!

This week they discuss cereal, manual labour and getting ready for a night out. The beefs are fresh and minty and the QFTP's cover a horrible nail chewing habit and some dirty sheets. All of this plus a surprise call from Rosie's brother.

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Ep 124. The Midwife Always Knocks Twice

Fri, 09 Jul 2021 04:00:00 -0000

On the podcast this week Chris & Rosie are getting in to Euro 2020 and Wimbledon – Chris knows the off side rule and attempts to explain the rules on Tennis. There is some minesweeping chat, a story from a midwife and an ethical dilemma. All of this plus some cracking beef, enjoy!

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Ep 123. Case closed

Fri, 02 Jul 2021 04:00:00 -0000

On the podcast this week the pair get topical, they return to the toothbrush saga and get opinionated over star signs. There is a stinky beef and some fabulous QFTP's... enjoy!

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Ep 122. Hack Guy

Fri, 25 Jun 2021 04:30:00 -0000

On this week’s podcast Robin has a new name for Chris which isn’t going down well and Rosie is feeling on the tired side. The pair discuss Love Island, crisp facts and why Rosie wouldn’t do the Masked Singer. As well as this, paramedic Jess returns and Robin makes a cameo, enjoy!

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Ep 121. One ring to rule them all

Fri, 18 Jun 2021 04:00:00 -0000

This week on the podcast Rosie has had some bad news and is improvising with a new instrument, Chris helped push a car up a hill and they both bring some bed time beefs. QFTP's involve food minesweeping, medical students and an unexpected situation involving a fireman, batman and a damsel in distress.

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Ep 120. Low hanging fruit

Fri, 11 Jun 2021 06:00:00 -0000

The time has come for Rosie to take the Crisp quiz! SMA’s can play along to… Chris has had a comment on his breath from Robin, Rosie gets annoyed at Chris’s reaction after watching a crime drama and the QFTP’s involve some pretty disgusting sieving, a modern day love story and some naughty holiday snaps. Enjoy!

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Ep 119. Like father, like son

Fri, 04 Jun 2021 06:00:00 -0000

Rosie's got a new job, and Chris has got a new haircut. They talk unsuspecting occurrences, specialist subjects and there's going out beef.

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Ep 118. What a man wants

Fri, 28 May 2021 06:00:00 -0000

Rosie's in a good mood and it's getting on Chris's nerves. They talk coffee in bed, back scratching and it seems like Instagram is taking a side, Chris's side.

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Ep 117. Festering Bowl of Bolognese

Fri, 21 May 2021 06:00:00 -0000

Chris and Rosie are arguing and they're sorry. They talk syncing, catching lambs and queuing at Pizza Hut. Plus there's chicken tikka masala flavoured beef.

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Ep 116. Instructed by tumblers

Fri, 14 May 2021 06:00:00 -0000

On the podcast this week there is an update on Sandra’s stash and Rosie’s lamp problem continues. The pair discuss some novelty glasses and the pros and cons of shopping as a family. QFTP’s involve some tough blisters, a poorly judged wedding prank and an attempt at food poisoning. Plus Rosie shares a childhood memory of a trip to a bread factory.

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Ep 115. Sidebored

Fri, 07 May 2021 06:00:00 -0000

On the podcast this week both Chris and Rosie come with some new features for the show. Expect unusual wishes and animal facts! Rosie has a parenting beef whilst Chris's are more interior based. QFTP's involve a trip to the doctors, an unfortunate puppy name and some mistaken identity. See you all at the bottle bank!

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Ep 114. A lady from the 90's

Fri, 30 Apr 2021 06:00:00 -0000

On the podcast this week Chris & Rosie have some exciting SMA news! They discuss that thing called fashion, second hand clothing and Robin’s trampolining incident. The beefs are eggy and QFTP’s involve bins, a PDA that goes wrong and an unusual use of a plastic bag… environmentally friendly though.

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Ep 113. How deep do you sleep?

Fri, 23 Apr 2021 06:00:00 -0000

On the podcast this week Rosie revives Rosie's Mysteries and it does not disappoint. The pair discuss their schedules which includes waiting in for a dishwasher and some chilly pub visits. Beefs cover some nosey behaviour and a long awaited haircut. As ever the QFTP's are brilliant - there is coffin advice, an unfortunate nosebleed situation and a virtual reality headset.

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Ep. 112 Coal-Slaw

Fri, 16 Apr 2021 06:00:00 -0000

It's probably the best day of Chris's life, things are open! Meanwhile Rosie clears up coleslaw and recalls a cooking nightmare. They chat talents and come up with a segment for the live show. Plus Rosie has a new song.

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Ep 111. Total (lack of) Recall

Fri, 09 Apr 2021 06:00:00 -0000

It's ba*tard cold so Rosie's recording in her dressing gown. Belinda Beef is back with her best greeting yet and Rosie inadvertently makes a mystery out of a movie.

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Ep 110. 110 take 2

Fri, 02 Apr 2021 06:00:00 -0000

It's not been an easy week of podcasting for Chris & Rosie... somewhere in the universe there are deleted audio files never to be found! Not to worry though as the pair recorded the show again! Here on take two of episode 110 the couple discuss jiving, medical samples, curry after effects and excuses for calling in sick. Enjoy!

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Ep 109. Flannel Heavy

Fri, 26 Mar 2021 07:00:00 -0000

Chris and Rosie bring you the first podcast from their new home! The pair share removal men stories, some beef that gets Chris in to trouble and an unlikely photoshopped Dad for Robin and Rafe. There is a fair bit of flannel chat, discussion over grown ups getting pocket money and an unusual Funeral tradition. Enjoy!

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EP 108. Carpet Squares

Fri, 19 Mar 2021 07:00:00 -0000

On the podcast this week Chris & Rosie discuss bad haircuts, Mothering Sunday and Valentines. They are joined by Barry Beef and they share the grievances from the week. QFTP's include a breastfeeding mix up, couscous and some kinky clapping. Enjoy!

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Ep 107. Bucking Mad

Fri, 12 Mar 2021 07:00:00 -0000

On the podcast this week Chris and Rosie discuss grey hairs, lockdown babies and the SMA tour. There is a Rosie's mystery that involves some swollen genitalia, the beefs get crispy (literally) and a listener gets in touch to share an unusual use of a sock. Enjoy!

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Ep 106. Pay as you go go go go go

Fri, 05 Mar 2021 07:00:00 -0000

It's not long until the kids are back at school and Chris and Rosie's are in high spirits. They discuss the SMA tour, the return of Bike Guy and how they would feel if Louis Theroux took over their podcast. There's a brilliant Rosie's Mystery and some jaw dropping QFTP's. Enjoy!

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Ep 105. Coffin Confessors

Fri, 26 Feb 2021 07:00:00 -0000

On the podcast this week Rosie revives Rosie's Mysteries with a special canine edition! Chris has been walking much to Rosie's despair and the beefs get tense! There's some spag bowl discussion, a supermarket romance and a funeral tradition that get the guys thinking. Enjoy!

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Ep 104. Flock of Lasagne

Fri, 19 Feb 2021 07:00:00 -0000

On the podcast this week Chris shares why he think's his wardrobe is effecting his mood and Rosie reveals why she made a certain purchase in the week. They discuss Rosie's Jaw and Robin's latest choice of TV Show. There's some fresh beef and QFTP's that involve a kilt, lasagne and some Sambuca. Enjoy!

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Ep 103. Bones

Fri, 12 Feb 2021 07:00:00 -0000

This week on the podcast Rosie welcomes you to Sunshine Land! There's a ankle update from Chris, some phantom baby crying, strange German trolling news and an appearance from Belinda Beef! QFTP's involve extravagant first dates and an office poll about mash, beans and jelly! Enjoy.

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Ep. 102 Cremetisserie

Fri, 05 Feb 2021 07:00:00 -0000

Rosie and Chris are back! They have a new baby and a breastfeeding update. The beefs have been mounting and there are some injury based questions from the public.

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Ep 101. Maternity Leave #3

Fri, 29 Jan 2021 07:00:00 -0000

It's the final week of the maternity leave episodes and Chris and Rosie bring you some of the questions that never made it the first time round. There's some bird bath scandal, chicken minesweeping and a lucky burglar. Enjoy!

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Ep 100. Best of #1

Fri, 22 Jan 2021 07:00:00 -0000

This week on the podcast Chris & Rosie celebrate 100 episodes! They might be on maternity leave with a broken ankle but they have recorded a message to introduce the best of SMA so far. Expect age old beefs, some brilliant QFTP's, a brief cameo courtesy of Rosie's Nana and THAT story about the breastfeeding groom. Enjoy and a big thanks to all the smas & das!

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Ep 99. Maternity Leave #2

Fri, 15 Jan 2021 07:00:00 -0000

On this week's maternity leave edition of the podcast Chris & Rosie bring you some of the QFTP's that didn't make the first cut! They involve a a windy Dad, a shopping disaster and some jacket potato discussion. There's also a cameo from a certain member of the Ramsey clan!

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Ep 98. Maternity Leave #1

Fri, 08 Jan 2021 07:00:00 -0000

This week on SMA you get to hear the stories and questions that didn't make it the first time round! Chris & Rosie saved some brilliant (and filthy) bits for all the smas and das to enjoy while they take some time off.

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Ep 97. Docket or Not

Fri, 01 Jan 2021 07:00:00 -0000

It's 2021 and thank F for that! Chris and Rosie talk about YouTube sensation Ryan, crap Christmas presents and Rosie has a cemetery related mystery...plus Chris has been holding back a question from the public you'll probably wish you'd never heard.

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Ep 96. Christmas Bonus Special

Fri, 25 Dec 2020 07:00:00 -0000

It's Christmas day! And Rosie and Chris have got some not going out at Christmas advice, spoon based beef and a few festive questions from the public.

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Ep 95. Turkey leg-over

Fri, 18 Dec 2020 07:00:00 -0000

It's the week before Christmas and the Ramsey's are getting festive! They both confess their envy over a Christmas ornament and worry about what has now become the Christmas covid 'bauble'. There are some festive beefs (and non festive ones!) and some wonderful Christmas themed QFTP... anyone seen that scooter? Merry Christmas everyone!

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Ep 94. Gorgey Hun

Fri, 11 Dec 2020 07:00:00 -0000

On the podcast this week the Ramsey's discuss thrupples, nostalgic trips to the football, beverages in the shower and a frisky farmer. All of this plus Rosie's Mysteries, weekly beefs and the return of Belinda!

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Ep 93. Living with Meatloaf

Fri, 04 Dec 2020 07:00:00 -0000

On the podcast this week Rosie reveals what Robin thinks of his parents, there's some bath based beef and some festive singing. QFTP's involve a phantom farter and a strange pregnancy craving. All of this plus the couple are joined by TV Presenter, Steph McGovern, for a quick chat!

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Ep 92. Narrow Church

Fri, 27 Nov 2020 07:00:00 -0000

On the podcast this week Chris is revealed as a listener's guilty crush but there are some questions surrounding his character, the couple celebrate no longer peeing in a bucket and they discuss their Sunday Brunch experience. Barry Beef makes a return and QFTP's involves gin miniatures and bad dates! Enjoy.

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Ep 91. See this finger, see this thumb

Fri, 20 Nov 2020 07:00:00 -0000

This week on the podcast the Ramsey’s catch you up on their week – twin tilers, an electric boot problem and Rosie gets her words mixed up. There’s a fruity Rosie’s mystery and some beefs that might involve an expensive testing habit for Chris. Q’s from the p’s range from a stinky old pillow to a strange wedding night tradition. Enjoy!

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Ep 90. Bed Kegs

Fri, 13 Nov 2020 07:00:00 -0000

Tensions are running high in the Ramsey household this week, so much so, there is some organic early beefs! Rosie and Chris discuss Outlander, sharing dreams and Nana Bridget. There's a Rosie's Mystery plus some brilliant QFTP.... communal underwear anyone?

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Ep 89. Where you bin my love?

Fri, 06 Nov 2020 07:00:00 -0000

It's a busy week for the sma's and da's - Rosie has a new song to share and Chris (with some help from the PM) has a lockdown quiz for all to play along. The couple discuss Jacket potatoes v's Toasties, how to beat an egg and male personal hygiene.

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Ep 88. Mr Saturday Night

Fri, 30 Oct 2020 07:00:00 -0000

This week Chris and Rosie talk about second hand bath water, have Mr Saturday Night related beef and some fact checking phone calls from Rosie's family.

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Ep. 87 Heels and shoulders

Fri, 23 Oct 2020 06:00:04 -0000

The Ramsey's are back for another cracking episode - this week Rosie is getting in festive with some Halloween and Christmas plans. There's some beef, a mystery which Chris does pretty well with and some great QFTP's. Yoghurt anyone?

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Ep 86. The today after tomorrow

Fri, 16 Oct 2020 06:00:00 -0000

This week on the podcast the pair discuss socially distanced chat up lines, almost love on the tube and a knicker thief. Rosie delivers another great mystery involving airport security and the eef's lead to a potential unexpected fashion statement. All this plus is there a new Superhero on the horizon?

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Ep 85. Mark of Zorro

Fri, 09 Oct 2020 06:00:00 -0000

On the podcast this week things get a little sexy with some fruity QFTP's. The beef's are as animated as ever with Rosie's being particularly straight to the point! There is some covid romance chat, some dogging discussion and a would you rather that involves breaking wind.

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Ep 84. Top Sheet

Fri, 02 Oct 2020 06:00:00 -0000

Rosie and Chris are recording from their office this week. It's strictly business and also some Gaviscon flavoured beef, chicken burger mysteries and an assortment of questions from the public.

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Ep 83. Give me an A

Fri, 25 Sep 2020 06:00:00 -0000

This week on the podcast Chris shares his lockdown woes and Rosie shares some of his snoring! The mysteries have a little addition and the beef's double up. There are some brilliant QFTP's... including one that raises a medical question.

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Ep 82. Minty Fresh

Fri, 18 Sep 2020 06:00:00 -0000

On the podcast this week Chris surprises Rosie with a new feature! The pair discuss who gets what in a break up, baby showers v's wetting the babies head, some ear lobe sucking and a minty fresh experience that went wrong. Enjoy!

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Ep 81. Spite Salmon

Fri, 11 Sep 2020 06:00:00 -0000

The Ramsey's have reason to celebrate this week after becoming bestsellers and it's got Rosie pretty emotional! On the podcast the couple discuss little white lies, stranger danger, trigger warnings and orchestrated arguments. All of this plus a question from Phil Ellis and the brilliant Rosie's Mysteries.

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Ep 80. Auntie Pat

Fri, 04 Sep 2020 06:00:00 -0000

This week on the podcast Chris and Rosie celebrate the release of their book and Barry Beef gets in touch with some kind words for the couple... Rosie's Mysteries returns and there is an update on Chris' ear wax! As well as this enjoy some brilliant QFTP's including an incredibly awkward date and a great wedding story.

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Bonus Episode

Thu, 03 Sep 2020 06:00:00 -0000

To celebrate the release of Sh**ged Married Annoyed the Book here is bonus podcast ep with a couple of clips from the audiobook, enjoy!

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Ep 79. Around the World

Fri, 28 Aug 2020 06:00:00 -0000

It's almost back to school time and Rosie is feeling unprepared - will Robin be using the lost property PE kit? Also this week, Chris is missing his drinking partner and is determined to get Rosie out of the motorhome. As well as this the term 'Gilf' is used on the podcast for the first time and there is some eggy discussion plus perhaps the most awful wedding story ever. Enjoy!

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Ep 78. Magnety

Fri, 21 Aug 2020 06:00:00 -0000

On the podcast this week the couple discuss Robin's latest behaviour, Chris' week in London and an unfortunate bike accident. Rosie's Mysteries returns alongside some familiar beef and some bizarre QFTP's.

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Ep 77. Eat Your Words

Fri, 14 Aug 2020 06:00:00 -0000

This week Chris and Rosie are recording from a hotel. They reflect on their motorhome holiday and Rosie solves more mysteries.

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Ep 76. Sweet sixteen unicorn

Fri, 07 Aug 2020 06:00:00 -0000

No only has it been motorhome week in the Ramsey household but it was also Chris' Birthday and there was an unusual choice of cake. There are vehicle based beefs and another instalment of Rosie's Mysteries - all of this plus some great QFTP's. Enjoy!

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Ep 75. A breath of fresh air

Fri, 31 Jul 2020 06:00:00 -0000

This week on the podcast Chris and Rosie discuss hot baths, zoom dates, Guinea Pigs and revenge. It's also the week that sees the debut of Rosie's new feature... enjoy!

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Ep 74. Queen Bee in The Side Garden

Fri, 24 Jul 2020 06:00:00 -0000

This week Chris and Rosie discuss their new flying neighbours. Rosie has a mystery...which is promptly solved and they hear about what not to do after you've been to Nandos.

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Ep 73. 36 hours later

Fri, 17 Jul 2020 06:00:00 -0000

Another big week in the Ramsey household! Not only did they win a British Podcast Award (thanks smas & das) but they also announced a new addition to the family and perhaps a motorhome too! This week the pair discuss an odd date involving taxidermy, a drunk Dad doing DIY and they answer a big question that involves a trip to the bathroom and a million pounds. Enjoy!

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Ep 72. Guest in the nest

Fri, 10 Jul 2020 06:00:00 -0000

It's been quite the week for the Ramsey's. So much so there is double beef! Rosie explains some Real House Wives lingo and Chris reveals why he is not Bike Guy. There are some tales of childhood punishments and a strange choice of sleeping arrangements. Enjoy!

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Ep 71. Dull as dishwater

Fri, 03 Jul 2020 06:00:00 -0000

On the podcast this week Rosie and Chris have their weekly catch up and of course The Beefs! They reveal Robin's new term for Rosie and Chris explains why he's getting through so many Birthday Cakes in lockdown. There's skiving off school confessions, a militant Grandmother and a question about toilet seats. Enjoy!

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Ep 70. Seventy several

Fri, 26 Jun 2020 06:00:00 -0000

This week on the podcast there is a log update, Chris's new coffee invention and the rules of the SMA drinking game are revealed! QFTP's include a clapping complaint, an unusual Doctors appointment and a DNA dilemma. Also this week, friend of the show Carl Hutchinson gets in touch with a question for the couple.

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Ep 69. Meal for Two

Fri, 19 Jun 2020 06:00:00 -0000

On the podcast this week, it's meal for two time! Chris and Rosie bring their beef to the table and discuss their week which involves Chris potentially buying enough logs to build a cabin. QFTP's vary from a pizza slice being hidden in a questionable place to a story about a giant Ant that ends in tears. All of this plus a brilliant question from Scott & Jemma Bennett

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Ep 68. Dental dam

Fri, 12 Jun 2020 06:00:00 -0000

This week on the podcast Chris has chosen the questions and there is some absolute corkers, including some safe sex advice, an awkward text scenario and and update on a potential covid romance. As well as this, Rosie shares her annoyance with Birthdays and they both share the moment they nearly got a pet.

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Ep 67. Streets of Heferlon

Fri, 05 Jun 2020 06:00:00 -0000

The beefs get real on this week's podcast when Rosie takes it to a whole new level! The pair discuss the six in a garden dilemma and they share the joy of Robin starting to do chores. As always the QFTP's go from the weird to the disgusting - this week they include a Pizza rating system, a smelly face and questionably, charitable ex boyfriend.

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Ep 66. Fortune cookies

Fri, 29 May 2020 06:00:00 -0000

On this week's podcast Rosie's love of cushions is escalating and Chris is having none of it. There is some discussion over the pronunciation of nougat, a potential lockdown love story and some strange one night stand behaviour. All of this plus a story about a car sale that takes a very strange turn.

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Ep 65. Love Birds

Fri, 22 May 2020 06:00:00 -0000

It's episode 65 of the podcast and Chris is officially a 'bike guy' but Rosie has some rules about this escalating hobby. The pair discuss breastfeeding, piercings, bad wedding presents and ghosts. There is some brilliant utensil based beef and angry Sharon from the pub makes an appearance to discuss her new club.

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Ep 64. Bath Buddy

Fri, 15 May 2020 06:00:00 -0000

On the podcast this week Rosie's beef backfires and Chris gets annoyed at plants! They compare PE Classes and Rosie shares the details of her school trip to Holy Island.There are some great QFTP's - involving bathing, eating yogurt without a spoon and drunken nights in a playsuit. Enjoy!

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Ep 63. The Twits

Fri, 08 May 2020 06:00:00 -0000

On the podcast this week we find out who made an unlikely appearance in The Ramsey's wedding photos and why Chris is staying relatively calm during a pandemic. There's a drink based beef and an announcement from Barry. Some great QFTP's and the first ever Shagged Married Annoyed guests!

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Ep 62. Yarden

Fri, 01 May 2020 06:00:00 -0000

On this week's podcast Rosie reveals what she likes to do at train stations and Chris has some ideas for the next series of Strictly. The beef's get juicy and there are some very impressive Lamb impressions (why not?!). They discuss horror movies, ice eating and what to do when you find a sex toy in your new home (and it's not yours).

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Ep 61. My lover

Fri, 24 Apr 2020 06:00:00 -0000

This week on the podcast The Ramsey's talk about their main motivation behind exercise and they settle on a new way of introducing each other. Chris gets a taste of his own medicine and Rosie gets annoyed at how good her husband is looking. There's some smelly Q from the's P's and some great childhood fibs!

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Ep 60. Zoom Pole

Fri, 17 Apr 2020 06:00:00 -0000

This week on the podcast Chris shares his new hobby, Rosie gets annoyed by Chris' weight loss and the pair go down memory lane with some kids TV. The Foot Stool guy re-surfaces, there is some questionable Easter egg based behaviour plus some more Tiger Trapping tales.

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Ep 59. Tiger trap

Fri, 10 Apr 2020 06:00:00 -0000

This week on the podcast Chris and Rosie settle a disagreement. Rosie reveals her past as a Bingo caller and shares a story about a phone in talent competition. There is some strange behaviour at Brighton beach, a postie in trouble and some questionable hand washing techniques. Enjoy!

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Ep 58. Fondling by the reservoir

Fri, 03 Apr 2020 06:00:00 -0000

This week on the podcast the Ramsey's have felt the full effect of the clocks changing... as if things weren't weird enough! Rosie has hit rock bottom with some questionable parenting and Chris offers sympathy to the millionaires in their mansions during social distancing. There's some great Q's from the P's and the return of Becky Beef AND a celebrity question!

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Ep 57. The Sniff test

Fri, 27 Mar 2020 07:00:00 -0000

This week on the podcast The Ramsey's talk about their self isolation woes, there's some juicy beef and some fantastic q's from the p's. Enjoy, stay inside and wash your hands!

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Ep 56. The Depositor

Fri, 20 Mar 2020 07:00:30 -0000

It's strange times across the globe and this week Chris and Rosie bring you an extended version of the podcast. Not only do they discuss their feelings around the current situation (including good deeds that didn't go to plan)but they deliver beef with a spin and they answer your questions and read your (filthy) stories. It will bring a whole new meaning to the word 'deposit'. Enjoy and stay safe!

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Ep 55. Elastic Burdens

Fri, 13 Mar 2020 07:00:38 -0000

It's been quite the week for Chris & Rosie and there is some great post awards chat. Chris had his parenting judged and the couple are figuring out what will go in the Wembley Show - Spoons anyone? There are some brilliant questions from the public - how do you feel about other peoples carpets? And a medical professional gets in touch. All of this plus the return of Barry Beef!

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Ep 54. Pointing the Finger

Fri, 06 Mar 2020 07:00:30 -0000

On this week's podcast we here about Rosie's night out, and there's a lot of finger chat plus a new (returning?) character. There's some technology themed beef, a request to settle an argument over a broken plate and a story about some lost chewing gum - where could it have gone?

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Ep 53. Auntie Panky

Fri, 28 Feb 2020 07:00:20 -0000

It's been a busy week in the Ramsey household - Rosie has another new job and Robyn has Chicken Pox. However, the couple find time to share some beefs, answer questions from the public and discuss the pros and cons of role play. Enjoy! You can buy tickets for the Shagged Married Annoyed tour here: shaggedmarriedannoyed.com You can pre order the Shagged Married Annoyed book here: https://www.amazon.co.uk/ged-Married-Annoyed-Chris-Ramsey/dp/0241447127

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Ep 52. One in Thirty

Fri, 21 Feb 2020 07:00:20 -0000

This week Chris and Rosie have been enlightened with some very on brand statistics...Barry's back and they get anecdotes from a real life member of the public and a doctor.

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Ep 51. Sip Swallow Chug, Chug, Chug

Fri, 14 Feb 2020 07:00:30 -0000

This week Chris and Rosie have had a plumbing disaster, and Chris was a total legend-ish about it. There's whistle wake up beef, restaurant food disasters and disgusting behaviour on a train.

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Ep 50. Billy’s Egg Trick

Fri, 07 Feb 2020 07:00:30 -0000

Fifty episodes in and the Ramsey's are still delivering the beef! There's some book chat and another of Barry's family members gets in touch. Question's from the public involve hedgehogs, placentas and frozen meals. Enjoy all of this and more, including the return of 'Let's talk about S**t'.

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Ep 49. Brace yourself

Fri, 31 Jan 2020 07:00:20 -0000

Episode 49 and there's a new Beef family member in town! As well as bringing you some exciting news The Ramsey's get nostalgic about childhood illness envy, they reveal their worst 3 course meals, they share the next Chapter from Jesse AND there is a celebrity question. Brace yourself!

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Ep 48. Drip Drip Drop.

Fri, 24 Jan 2020 06:41:46 -0000

Tensions are running high on this week's episode! As always there's a weekly beef (with Barry getting more air time than ever) and some brilliant questions and stories from the public. This week these cover birth stories to tap water chat and dentistry to a sex themed urban myth. Enjoy.

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Ep 47. Express yourself

Fri, 17 Jan 2020 07:00:20 -0000

This week Rosie and Chris give an update on the breastfeeding groom, tackle some important shopping trolley etiquette, discuss parent porn stars and they hear back from Friend of the show - Jess the paramedic.

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Ep 46. Wide Winifred

Fri, 10 Jan 2020 07:00:56 -0000

It's 2020 and Chris and Rosie return with yet another brilliant episode of Sh**ged Married Annoyed! There's some great beef, an unlikely story involving a glow stick, a pretty rank pooh story (natch) and a general post Christmas catch up. Enjoy!

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Ep 45. Sweaty Veg: Christmas Special

Fri, 20 Dec 2019 07:00:33 -0000

It's the Christmas Special! And Rosie has Lapland beef and some topless memories. There's also some festive (sort of) questions from the public.

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Ep 44. Bad breath boyfriend

Fri, 13 Dec 2019 07:00:23 -0000

Things are getting festive in the Ramsey Household, including the beef! There's some questionable oral hygiene stories, a cat survival tale that will have you on the edge of your seat and some impressive rapping from Chris...and Rosie. As well as all of this, there's a celebrity question from comedy sister act Flo & Joan!

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Ep 43. Raging semi

Fri, 06 Dec 2019 07:01:23 -0000

The semi finals! Who'd have thought it? Chris and Rosie return to discuss all things Strictly plus there's a celeb question from Kelvin Fletcher. As well as this there are the weekly beefs, more than enough pooh based chat and some relationship advice.

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Ep 42. Don't hate, hydrate.

Fri, 29 Nov 2019 07:00:13 -0000

On the podcast this week Rosie introduces Barry Beef and Chris expresses his bin and recycling issues. As well as this they discuss Strictly, make a return to Let's talk about S**t and have a brilliant celeb question from friend of the podcast Carl Hutchinson.

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Ep 41. Batman lives next door

Fri, 22 Nov 2019 07:00:23 -0000

On the podcast this week Rosie introduces a new feature as well as still delivering on the weekly beefs! There are some wonderful stories about going commando and getting caught out, sending risque pics and there's a follow up explanation of the word 'bucking'. All of this and a celeb question from Professional Dancer Neil Jones.

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Ep 40. Cheese table

Fri, 15 Nov 2019 07:00:13 -0000

It's episode 40 and Chris is off to Blackpool! As well as talking all things Strictly, Rosie and Chris discuss Sandra's latest stash and Rosie's recent trip to London. There are some brilliant stories and questions from the public, topics range from an unfortunate cheese incident to a trip to A&E on a third date. And of course there is a celeb question - this week it's from Strictly alumni Mike Bushell.

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Ep 39. The Zodiac DJ

Fri, 08 Nov 2019 07:00:34 -0000

It's episode 39 of Sh**ged Married Annoyed and the Ramsey's are back with some brilliant beef and some stories that cover being jilted at the alter, the Zodiac DJ, a bare chested massage and a wheelie bin. Plus it's a podcast first for Rosie's Mum Sandra who makes a cameo appearance!

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Ep 38. Buttery Beef

Fri, 01 Nov 2019 07:00:22 -0000

On this week's podcast Chris and Rosie discuss surviving Halloween week on Strictly and how Chris's bottom has got bigger #glutesfordays There is some exquisite beef that gets Rosie raging and some brilliant questions from the public. As well as all of this the fabulous and fierce Michelle Visage sends in this week's celebrity question.

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Ep 37. The Urine Episode

Fri, 25 Oct 2019 06:00:22 -0000

It's definitely episode 37! And Chris meets a superstar while Rosie is having laptop bag issues. They discuss shopkeepers, kissing on the lips and receive the most disgusting email yet...

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Ep 36. Final Warning

Fri, 18 Oct 2019 06:00:12 -0000

This week Chris and Rosie have shared massage beef. They talk favourite fridge pickings, Chris comes up with a new invention and they receive possibly the best email yet...

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Ep 35. Bit of the moon

Fri, 11 Oct 2019 06:00:24 -0000

Chris and Rosie have been inundated with hostel stories so strap in for some hilarious/disturbing tales! Also this week there is some bluetooth beef, proposal nostalgia, a revelation that involves Yorkshire Pudding mix and a great question from the brilliant Sian Gibson.

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Ep 34. Coughcast

Fri, 04 Oct 2019 06:00:24 -0000

This week on the podcast Rosie and Chris discuss school detention, Fireman Sam's only Italian resident, that annoying workmate and much more! Plus Rosie has a cough that is getting on Chris's nerves, big style.

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Ep 33. Popcast

Fri, 27 Sep 2019 06:00:26 -0000

This week on the podcast Chris and Rosie discuss week one on Strictly, the train to London with Sandra the Womble, popping spots, noisy randy neighbours and there is a fishy question from Chris's brilliant dance partner Karen Hauer.

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Ep 32. Butt Rings

Fri, 20 Sep 2019 06:00:16 -0000

There is some Lasagne based beef this week and Rosie is not happy! As well as discussing which way they stand in a shower the pair discuss second hand sex toys, falling asleep in front of the telly and they explain what a 'pudding' is. Enjoy!

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Ep 31. Sugar Lips

Fri, 13 Sep 2019 06:00:46 -0000

On the podcast this week Chris and Rosie talk about their North Run experience (no running) they have some bed time beef and they answer some brilliant questions from the public. As well as this there are some truth bombs about what they do when Robyn's not at home and Jamie Laing sends in a great question/fact!

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Ep 30. Swamp rings

Fri, 06 Sep 2019 06:00:16 -0000

This week on the podcast Rosie shares what she did for her Year Six project, Chris reveals what a bad loser he is, there's some car themed beef and some dubious emails from listeners! Plus Chris tries his hand at giving Rosie a new nickname.

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Ep 29. Use your face more!

Fri, 30 Aug 2019 06:00:26 -0000

Strictly is getting closer and this week Chris and Rosie discuss Chris's dancing face and what happened when Rosie gave Chris some dancing tips! There's some Birthday Beef and we hear from a body double plus a brilliant celeb question!

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Ep 28. Oops!

Fri, 23 Aug 2019 06:00:16 -0000

This week on the podcast Chris and Rosie discuss what constitutes a picnic, why it's okay to have the heating on in August, driving instructor tales and advice on getting over an ex. As well as all of this there is not one but six brilliant questions from pop star twins Jedward.

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Ep 27. Found a good a chew

Fri, 16 Aug 2019 06:00:36 -0000

The Ramsey’s are back. The beefs reveal some questionable behaviour, there’s some strictly chat, a story involving a four finger Kit Kat, love bite tales and not one but three questions from YouTube super star Zoella.

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Ep 26. Out of Office #2

Fri, 09 Aug 2019 06:00:05 -0000

This week the Ramsey's are on their holidays so here are some bonus questions from the public! They include hotel etiquette, same dress dramas and some financial advice. Enjoy!

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Ep. 25 Twinkle Toes

Fri, 02 Aug 2019 06:00:15 -0000

This week Chris and Rosie both have some exciting news! They're getting on well but there's still some beef. They discuss natural(ish) alarm clocks, bread VS potatoes and going to gigs alone and have a question from local celeb Joe McEldry.

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Ep 24. Viennetta Vinny

Fri, 26 Jul 2019 06:00:05 -0000

This week Chris is getting very comfortable with the opening of the podcast, a bit too comfortable for Rosie. They have alarm clock and Maltesers based beef and discuss toothpaste dispensing and teabag etiquette plus have a couple of questions from Rick Edwards.

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Ep 23. Did you hear about the Crab Girl?

Fri, 19 Jul 2019 06:00:24 -0000

This week on the podcast the beef gets serious! Rosie and Chris discuss first cars, inherited traits and a disturbing urban myth. There is also a brilliant question from the fabulous Roisin Conaty

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Ep 22. Push the button

Fri, 12 Jul 2019 06:00:14 -0000

This week on the podcast double dipping returns, Rosie brings some serious beef and there's a surprising personal grooming question. And as an additional treat, Chris has a little test for Rosie.

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Ep 21. Double dip with me all day long

Fri, 05 Jul 2019 05:50:56 -0000

This week the Ramsey’s discuss an interesting trip to an outdoor pool, the joy of ear wax, cheese grating techniques and Rosie’s trouble with phrases.

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Ep 20. Worrying Crush

Fri, 28 Jun 2019 06:00:14 -0000

The Ramsey’s are back from their Holidays and have some brilliant beef to share. They also answer questions about naked neighbours, dressing etiquette and a tooth pick alternative.

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Ep 19. Out of Office Reply

Fri, 21 Jun 2019 05:59:59 -0000

Rosie and Chris are on their holidays so on this week's podcast they share some questions from the public that didn't make it in the first time round. They discuss how often they change their sheets, plucking in public and pineapple on pizza.

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Ep 18. Fetch the bang pillow!

Fri, 14 Jun 2019 06:00:16 -0000

This week Chris and Rosie discuss loud yawners, towel sharing and living together, separately. Rosie also recalls her eventful journey home from The Spice Girls – brace yourselves!

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Ep 17. The square root of sex

Fri, 07 Jun 2019 06:00:15 -0000

On the podcast this week Chris and Rosie discuss nudist beaches, an unusual ‘would you rather’ and farting after sex. As well as all of this there’s their weekly beef and a celeb question from Comedian Lee Ridley.

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Ep 16. Fanny by the gaslight

Fri, 31 May 2019 06:00:27 -0000

This week Rosie and Chris record the podcast next to the bare carcass of a chicken (good effort Rosie). They discuss tag team lie ins, embarrassing kid stories, lazy DIY and give some advice to couples going on holiday together. Or not.

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Ep 15. Our safe word is...

Fri, 24 May 2019 06:00:17 -0000

This week on the podcast Rosie and Chris discuss safe words, what they wear in bed and things they believed as a kid. Plus, Rosie reveals her new song and there’s a celebrity question from the original Guv’nor – Al Murray.

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Ep 14. A pre-marriage thing?

Fri, 17 May 2019 06:00:19 -0000

In this week’s podcast Chris and Rosie cover a variety of topics including swear words, women drivers (!) and how they feel about using each other’s phones. As well as this there is some weekly beef and a celebrity question from Podcast royalty Giovanna Fletcher.

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Ep 13. Bed time stand off

Fri, 10 May 2019 06:00:19 -0000

This week on the podcast Chris and Rosie discuss embarrassing parental behaviour, who would win in a fight and dubious Instagram behaviour. They also hear from comedian Daniel Sloss who wants to know if either have conceded an argument when they actually think they’re right

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Ep 12. Caravan of love

Fri, 03 May 2019 06:00:19 -0000

On this week’s podcast Chris and Rosie discuss caravans, crisp packet colours and lying about sexual partners. They have a great question from Radio Royalty Sara Cox plus they answer the age old question – Ant OR Dec?

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Ep 11. Floss before you flirt

Fri, 26 Apr 2019 06:00:19 -0000

On this episode of Sh**ged Married Annoyed, Rosie and Chris are dealing with the Easter Egg aftermath. They discuss Game of Thrones (no spoilers) snoring, weeing in the shower and hoover obsessions. They also receive a question from none other than TV’s Vicky McClure AKA DI Kate Fleming.

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Ep 10. Who let the cats in?

Fri, 19 Apr 2019 06:00:14 -0000

This week Rosie and Chris drink wine again! They discuss their biggest beef with the general public, sleeping on the sofa, the worst house party Chris ever went to and an incident in the bathroom which led to the best thing Rosie has ever done.

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Ep 9. Wine and a FAB time

Fri, 12 Apr 2019 05:55:30 -0000

This week Rosie and Chris recorded the podcast accompanied by some wine! They discuss airport etiquette, putting on dirty clothes after a shower, their worst argument and Rosie gives some advice involving Skittles and shares a hidden talent.

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Ep 8. Diplomatic Immunity

Fri, 05 Apr 2019 06:00:02 -0000

In this episode of Sh**ged Married Annoyed, Chris & Rosie discuss arguing tactics, eating in bed, parenting styles and the woes of recycling. They also hear from a listener who wants to thank them for invigorating his sex life, who knew?

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Ep 7. Shredded Beef

Fri, 29 Mar 2019 06:50:53 -0000

Chris and Rosie bring you this episode of Sh**ged Married Annoyed from a studio in London. They chat about the stages of being away from your kids, the great crisp debate and family peeing (is this a thing?). They also answer your questions which this week cover sex injuries, praise for chores and celebrity crushes.

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Ep 6. Let’s see shall we

Fri, 22 Mar 2019 07:00:19 -0000

In this week’s episode of Sh**ged Married Annoyed Chris and Rosie discuss friends with benefits, romance at work, who’s the best in a crisis and which out of the two of them would Vicky Pattison liked to take out on the lash.

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Ep 5. Widowed by a Seagull

Fri, 15 Mar 2019 07:00:18 -0000

In this week’s episode of Sh**ged Married Annoyed Chris has a near miss with a seagull and Rosie has some correspondence from The National Lottery. As well as all of this there’s questions about staying friends with exes, who apologises first and whether Chris could live with Rosie’s alter ego - Rosie Mamsey... he definitely couldn’t, she wouldn’t have him.

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Ep 4. Don't touch my bum, I'm a celebrity Mum

Fri, 08 Mar 2019 07:00:18 -0000

This week on Sh**ged Married Annoyed, Chris & Rosie discuss Celeb Mum of the Year, people that wipe bogies on toilet walls and if it’s okay to have sex whilst listening to a podcast... it isn’t, it’s weird. Also Celebrity Chef Simon Rimmer gets in touch with a food based question for the couple.

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Ep3. Episode three, take two.

Fri, 01 Mar 2019 07:00:13 -0000

As well as answering your questions on this week’s episode of Sh**ged Married Annoyed, Chris explains the rules he’s made since meeting Rosie’s family, Rosie outs Chris for his weird Tennis Snoring (and has evidence!), the pair discuss farting in front of your partner and of course there is a celebrity question – this week from the brilliant comedian – Kathryn Ryan.

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Ep 2. Hungry eyes and a first date surprise

Fri, 22 Feb 2019 07:00:15 -0000

On this week's episode of Sh**ged Married Annoyed, Chris and Rosie have a recap on the foursome (not theirs!), they discuss going hungry on a date, they reminisce (kind of) about when they first moved in together and they answer Comedian Jason Manford's questions. Also on this episode, Rosie is given the task of coming up with a northern based sex pun – not as easy as it sounds!

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Ep 1. Three’s a crowd, four’s a chore

Fri, 15 Feb 2019 06:22:51 -0000

In the first episode of Sh**ged Married Annoyed, Rosie and Chris discuss their weekly beef, answer some risqué questions from Instagram and they hear from Ed Sheeran who needs an answer to an ongoing domestic debate.

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Trailer

Mon, 04 Feb 2019 12:01:25 -0000

The only way Rosie and Chris Ramsey can have a conversation without being interrupted by a toddler or ending up staring at their phones is by doing a podcast. They’ll be chatting all about life, relationships, arguments, annoyances, parenting, growing up and everything in between. Each week they will answer questions from the public and a secret celebrity.

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