Ride Along

Nick Terrorizes Wendy's Patrons with Spoon - Ride Along Wendy's

Thu, 21 May 2026 13:00:00 -0000

Do you have a mobile order? Get ready to almost get car slammed and maybe get your order wrong. Anyway leave a comment if you think Nick needs to move on. Use plastic spoon. Sweet Chili!

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The Way Home to Cars - Burger King Ride Along

Thu, 14 May 2026 13:00:00 -0000

Drew didn't stick around but Our Heroes are headed back to the old Rooster Teeth office to record this week's episode. Poor Nick is suckin cup and getting it everywhere. It's all over the restaurant and Eric's car. Just like the food. Happy anniversary!

It's Fine, It's Meh, I Don't Know - Ride Along Zaxby's

Thu, 07 May 2026 13:00:00 -0000

You can vote at the water park. Do you like this shake, Larry the Cable Guy? Come get kicked out of the Grackle as Our Heroes make their way home after a trip to Zaxby's. Check out Hokum, in theaters now.

Double Dirty Your Dew - Ride Along Taco Bell

Thu, 30 Apr 2026 13:00:00 -0000

Our Heroes are enjoying their clean sodas and a rough drive where everyone on the road is gonna hit us. Why is Taco Bell against Mt Dew anyway? At least these cops aren't helping. Meet us at the Samsung Soccer Field - date to be determined.

Exit 8 (2025) Spoilercast - Ride Along Alamo Drafthouse

Thu, 23 Apr 2026 13:00:00 -0000

Our Heroes just saw Exit 8 (2025) and they're gonna talk about it. "Oh no don't spoil it" trust us when we say it doesn't matter. A man becomes increasingly desperate when he realizes he is trapped in a subway station, needing to complete a mission to get out.

These are MELTING - McDonalds Ride Along

Thu, 16 Apr 2026 13:00:00 -0000

Okay so part of the Kpop Demon Hunters menu is this McFlurry with non-blueberry blueberries but we gotta eat em QUICK! It's gonna make a mess in Eric’s car and he's gonna start to think about getting mad!!!!!

No Crashes - Jack in the Box Ride Along

Thu, 09 Apr 2026 13:00:00 -0000

Our Heroes are celebrating 100 with a car ride back to the office and NOTHING WEIRD HAS HAPPENED TODAY. Have you seen these jack antenna balls? Crazy. Check out this slop burger. Crazy. Why did you make us eat this? Crazy.

Graysie Text Race - Pizza Hut Ride Along

Thu, 02 Apr 2026 13:00:00 -0000

Graysie needs to know we got the cinniminis. She messages back in record speed. Jordan could eat all 10 if he wanted to, Graysie couldn't though. She should hire Adam from Laser Team to beat him up, actually. These wings stink and these fries are weird.

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Dual Strike Plan Initiate - Panda Express Ride Along

Thu, 26 Mar 2026 13:00:00 -0000

Pinch Pinch Pinch! Don't drop your phone, Our Heroes are on their way back from getting Panda Express. The troops are alerted and ordering dynamite chicken. Is this chicken TOO SPICY?!?! We need you to push the merch, guys. This is your fault.

Nick on the Cross - Taco Cabana Ride Along

Thu, 19 Mar 2026 13:00:00 -0000

Climb on the cross with the Sauce Monkey as he gets sauce for himself. JARED WHO is mad about Nick Pick's and Nick is gettin tricked by insurance. Or he's tricking them. FOUR of the meals. One? This is our first look at red goop.

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An Airport Kidnapping - McDonald's Ride Along SUPER SIZED

Thu, 12 Mar 2026 13:00:00 -0000

To give him a true cuck chair experience, Our Heroes pick Evan up at the airport and kidnap him all the way to McDonald's. This Ride Along has Nick driving and it's a doozy. Enough a super sized helping of 100% Eat at their best (or worst?)

This is Like Back Home - Taco Palenque Ride Along

Thu, 05 Mar 2026 14:00:00 -0000

Nick is caught Big Foot style in the Taco Palenque. These chips are so good. Nick knows. He also denies a Dipsy Doo. Is this a good place?????

Nick vs Nick - Marco’s Pizza Ride Along

Thu, 26 Feb 2026 14:00:00 -0000

Our Heroes get their food but it's not the right food but we can make it spicy. No we can't. Yes we can. Not like that. It’s good. Enjoy Nick going through 3 stages of grief in rapid succession, back and forth.

WHO is Matty Matheson? - KFC Ride Along

Thu, 19 Feb 2026 14:00:00 -0000

Nick doesn't know who Matty is and he's mad about it. It's KINDA a bit! Saucy Monkey Lies in Australia. Grab a greasy curd NOW and chow down on a dry bowl.

1 Star Str*p Club Reviews - Papa John's Ride Along/YouReview?

Thu, 12 Feb 2026 14:00:00 -0000

Eric BLEW IT and didn't order the pizza so now Our Heroes are waiting in the car. Michael creates a new game where we YouReview strip clubs. THEY DON'T EVEN GIVE YOU A CHANCE!

Back Ice Drive - Bojangles Ride Along

Thu, 05 Feb 2026 14:00:00 -0000

Eric drives over black ice and keeps bragging about it to Our Heroes but not during this drive. Bojangles is near the DQ that's against children but this place is efficient. Don’t forget about this Friday’s Rage Quit Michael, Jordan Podcast. Did Nick get this to 10 minutes? Why are you shaking your head?

Sauce Monkey Sauce Ledger - Freddy’s Ride Along

Thu, 29 Jan 2026 14:00:00 -0000

Nick bought the fry sauce but was it the right one. It looks good! What? Reflex? Reflux? What did you say? We're sticking with our messaging from the beginning. Stay tuned for the shocking end.

Nick Wants Dessert - Applebee's Ride Along

Thu, 22 Jan 2026 14:00:00 -0000

Applebee's was too hot and Michael is 'eepy. You're getting too comfortable, Nick. Are you guys in the Pretzel Haters Club? Michael's kids eat like animals. Stay tuned for the ending.

Tall Shirt - Hat Creek Ride Along

Thu, 15 Jan 2026 14:00:00 -0000

Can you patch it? Our Heroes are ridin on rims on this episode on our way back from Hat Creek. You in on a Tall Shirt? What shirt should we make? Are we the tall guys?

Show Minugs - Chipotle Ride Along

Thu, 08 Jan 2026 14:00:00 -0000

Nick is in Graysie mode and Eric's had enough but the end brings it all together. Incredible legendary episode.

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Traffic Jamming - Ride Along Hattie B's

Thu, 01 Jan 2026 14:00:00 -0000

Did you forget about construction? Nick's invited. Did you know Austin used to be called Waterloo? Pfuck Round Rock though. We're going Super Playan Level 5.

We're Honking - A&W Ride Along

Thu, 25 Dec 2025 14:00:00 -0000

It's not even rode rage, it's normal after a trip to LJS. It smelled so bad and now we're behind this driver. And don't get too big of a head but we really like you, the audience member on discord. Also take a look at this food. Yuck.

Graysie's Mystery Lemonade - Burger King Ride Along

Thu, 18 Dec 2025 14:00:00 -0000

This is a mess. Who's drink is this? Michael's covered in BK. There's drink everywhere. Everything is happening at once. Do we stop recording in the garage? Hang on, Graysie needs to sign into iTunes. Whose Wilt? Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat

Wendy's Roulette Losers - Wendy's Ride Along

Thu, 11 Dec 2025 14:00:00 -0000

Go to Patreon to watch Nick spin the barrel. We didn't even have to rig it. Which are Nick's favorite days and why is his anniversary the worst?? These sauces are so weird dude. Nick is wise.

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Nick's Phone Died - Firehouse Subs Ride Along

Thu, 04 Dec 2025 14:00:00 -0000

Nick's phone is about to explode. Don't worry, Eric to the rescue. Nick'll take your phone. Give him your phone. He's gonna film. Does it have to be good? It's also a Graysie breakdown. Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat

No Eric - PF Chang's Ride Along

Thu, 27 Nov 2025 14:00:00 -0000

Our Heroes get a ride with Graysie and Nick back to the office. Eric has to drive alone. Eric does his own ride along. Why doesn't anyone stop for treats?

ACTUAL ARREST CAUGHT ON CAMERA - McDonald's Ride Along

Thu, 20 Nov 2025 14:00:00 -0000

Nick is mad. Nick is real mad. There was a deal. We paid money for that. This isn't the first time. NO! We didn't get NOTHIN! Hopefully Mumbles watched the episode.

Ask Nick Directly - Sonic Burger Ride Along

Thu, 13 Nov 2025 14:00:00 -0000

Sonic Burger doesn't have anything and they won't give you a single burger. This place is a mess and Eric is going to drive Our Heroes off a cliff. Nick is on one. Everyone is trapped in a car. You're in for the full wait time as we try to get the food we have to frankenstein when we get back to the office.

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It's Lowkey Dark Out - Taco Bell Ride Along

Thu, 06 Nov 2025 14:00:00 -0000

Graysie let us know its lowkey dark. RodeoGoat time for our Chungus lives. There's a bird in someone's eye. Who's taco is this? If any of this made sense to you, congrats, Chungus.

Michael Jones: Ultimate Hero - Dairy Queen Ride Along

Thu, 30 Oct 2025 13:00:00 -0000

Our Heroes somehow got unstuck from the floor and escaped the workers only to lament the disaster of not getting the food but what surprise does Michael have in store for everyone? You don't want to miss it, unless you're a Manor ISD student then DO NOT ENTER!

We Almost Get Run Over | Arby's Ride Along

Thu, 23 Oct 2025 13:00:00 -0000

Our Heroes are on a ride home and no one wants them to make it. Everyone is mad about McDonald's, bitch ass dad. Take us to Monopoly. So are we making a company account or what? Sorry Nick. Enjoy a cup of dog food.

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Humanoid Shaped Cookies - Torchy's Tacos Ride Along

Thu, 16 Oct 2025 13:00:00 -0000

Pasta Pete broke in and maybe ate some humanoid cookies with chocolate on the back. MAYBE ITS A TIE! Let the chips fall where they may as long as there's one loser. Monster Munch sucks still, by the way.

The Most Uncomfortable Ride Along Ever - Jack in the Box Ride Along

Thu, 09 Oct 2025 13:00:00 -0000

It must be seen and heard to be believed.

Homer Rule 34 - Ride Along Jimmy John’s

Thu, 02 Oct 2025 13:00:00 -0000

Our Heroes gotta look up some cool art. You want to see? We’re not sure if we’re even allowed to show this dude. You remember Homer? No the other one. Yeah well he’s hot now. Maybe. Shhh don’t tell.

Codename: Pyscho Turkey - Ride Along Taco Bell

Thu, 25 Sep 2025 13:00:00 -0000

Which of you freekZ played Diablo 2 offline? Weirdo. MGS Delta is out but is it worth playing. What is with these drinks and serious what is with this food. BEANS?

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Let's Go Back to Rattopia - Pizza Hut Ride Along

Thu, 18 Sep 2025 13:00:00 -0000

Our Heroes are in a traffic battle in the Pizza Hut parking lot but that's okay because they're on their way to rat neighborhood. Stop thinking about hackers and how the Matrix has you because Nick & Eric are on the same page. Rats move in and Nick's Nifty Team is taking over. Sorry Graysie.

Graysie’s New Way to Flip You Off - Chick-Fil-A Ride Along

Thu, 11 Sep 2025 07:00:00 -0000

Graysie takes a ride with Our Heroes back to the office after getting a pretzel sandwich and a lil drink. It’s no longer play time on the patio but it’s play mode on the road as Graysie does her new middle finger. Give it a try on your friends and see how it works.

GOOD MORNING USA - Shake Shack Ride Along

Thu, 04 Sep 2025 13:00:00 -0000

Learn about American Dad and get on the Reddit to solve all the crimes. Jordan's days are numbered. Our Heroes are GOING IN on it for this Ride Along. Welcome to the Haters Ball. EDIT: Just saw the rest of the video, he actually doesn't work there and Geoff's party was at Geoff's house.

Pull the Tab - Whataburger Ride Along

Thu, 28 Aug 2025 13:00:00 -0000

3 MILLION COMMENTS AND ERIC PULLS THE TAB! Our Heroes are on the road after Whataburger and Eric hates car features. Jordan is sucking down his special Whataburger drink and there's no PRNDL? Some Superman talk and the key character of Salascor. This food looks kind of like sticky slop? Leave a comment!

Sparkle Sparkle - Popeye's Ride Along

Thu, 21 Aug 2025 13:00:00 -0000

Nick is grabbing sauce and sparkle from the Popeye's and Our Heroes are benefitting(?) from this. Nick's also been up since 4 so he's having fun. Look at how big these wraps are though. Sparkle it. We gotta know.

Interviewing an AI Ghost - Carl’s Jr Ride Along

Thu, 14 Aug 2025 13:00:00 -0000

It’s a long trek back to the 100% Office but Our Heroes have already eaten so the conversation goes everywhere. You seen this TikTok yet? You watch the ghost interview from the computer? You ready to learn about Alex Earl?

The Legend of Honkey Magoo - Zaxby's Ride Along

Thu, 07 Aug 2025 13:00:00 -0000

Our Heroes get Graysie back to the office in one piece even though she wants to go to an Amazon Warehouse, a waterpark, and Nick is trying to throw her under the bus. Nick is familiar with all of this and Eric calls it Drive Along. The food SUCKED and it sounds like maybe there's an inside joke you gotta get in on during the Michael, Jordan Podcast this friday.

Nick vs. Straws Round 2 - McDonald's Ride Along

Thu, 31 Jul 2025 13:00:00 -0000

We're riding high off of Michael's Amiibos and we're not sure about renaming Donkey Kong's friend. Nick's looking to spill and point blame and he's still got this old ass phone. Dude it's just chicken in a tortilla.

What Head Injury? - Buffalo Wild Wings Ride Along

Thu, 24 Jul 2025 13:00:00 -0000

Graysie is driving because Eric can't, maybe physically and legally, so Our Heroes are trying to figure out next steps. Graysie has the horn in her car and she says that being particular is fun. Enjoy some cookies while Michael looks around for his keys in the car that they're not in.

Jammin in Traffic - Taco Bell Ride Along

Thu, 17 Jul 2025 13:00:00 -0000

Our Heroes are on the backroads trying to get back to their new office and we're breaking down the Refrescas. Are any of these cars moving or what? This route sucks. Don't worry, Nick has new evidence to present regarding the TV. CHECK OUT THIS NEW TV! We mostly just love the size, not the fidelity.

Nick Sucks It Down - Ride Along Wendy's

Thu, 10 Jul 2025 13:00:00 -0000

Michael stops at Popeyes and is disappointed but Nick shows you how to drink soda without a straw. Why does he do this? Why did he do this? Why would anyone do this? It also storms really suddenly and we talk about our live show.

A Real Time Travel Episode - Ride Along Not a Damn Chance Burger

Thu, 03 Jul 2025 13:00:00 -0000

Our Heroes set out to eat before their live episode before WAY before their live episode. Is Michael's recommendation worth it even though he hasn't been to this one? Does this trip sort of shade how the live episode went? Does Nick feel good in this one? That'll make sense later.

Cinnamon Roll: The Graysie Mission - Ride Along Cici's Pizza

Thu, 26 Jun 2025 13:00:00 -0000

Our Heroes give you a JUMBO ride along this week. In a last second pivot, they've stolen the cinnamon rolls and they are taking them to Graysie who could not make it to Cici's. Enjoy this reeeeaalllly long episode to put a bow on our last office. Say goodbye to F-114. Wait are we allowed to say that?

Sauce Monkey vs Goku: Death Battle- Ride Along Papa Johns

Thu, 19 Jun 2025 13:00:00 -0000

Our Heroes talk about Anacrime and the theft of Labubu. We also break down Burger King and how much it tastes like fake smoke. Gross. You're gross. Anyway, who should the Sauce Monkey fight in Death Battle? You can hear his big smile the whole time. Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat

Lilo & Stitch kind of sucked? - Ride Along Burger King

Thu, 12 Jun 2025 13:00:00 -0000

Board your dragon (Eric’s Hyundai) and ride along with Our Heroes on their way back from BK with the food. They talk live action remakes, Lilo & Stitch, explain how to train your dragon to Eric, and realize this burger is just a whopper. TAKE FLIGHT!

In the Muff - Ride Along Arby's

Thu, 05 Jun 2025 13:00:00 -0000

Nick is losing his mind and Our Heroes are really into this shake. Eric's getting lots of a phone calls on the way back to the office then we get a chance to stir our mac before eating. That's how you know it's good, right? Right? What's that sound like?

Nick Gets to the Point - Ride Along Denny's

Thu, 29 May 2025 13:00:00 -0000

Our Heroes are beating around the bush and Nick is diving in head first. We had to go to 2 different Denny's and still couldn't get seated right away? Very weird. Enjoy this road trip where Nick schlongs everyone.
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We have a Roach - Jack in the Box Ride Along

Thu, 22 May 2025 13:00:00 -0000

Our Heroes are on their way to Jack in the Box before their live episode and they talk about not being car guys. Eric orders from a worker who sort of doesn't know what's going on and they're trapped in the Backrooms kind of? 3D printed chandeliers, a locked bathroom, and a code needed for the coke machine? Enjoy this jumbo jack sized episode of Ride Along. Hope you like Huckleberry Hound talk.

An Interesting and Cool Soda? - Little Caesar's Ride Along

Thu, 15 May 2025 13:00:00 -0000

The Pizza Portal WORKED! A woman tried to steal our pizza but we got the food. Nick and Michael wait outside and unfortunately the interesting soda is not gotten. Is your name on the box? IS IT?!?! WHY ARE WE ARGUING ABOUT THIS AGAIN?! short bit*h. Hey is this pizza cooked? Are we car captives?

How to Steal from McDonald’s - McDonald’s Ride Along

Thu, 08 May 2025 13:00:00 -0000

Graysie needs the ranch. She gets it. This is that. It’s fully Graysie.

Can You Speak Up? - Wendy’s Ride Along

Thu, 01 May 2025 13:00:00 -0000

Our Heroes head to Wendy’s to get the Cajun crunch chicken sandwich and encounter a whispering lady. Don’t worry, she eventually figures out what we want and Nick also is VERY adamant about soda types, some being better than others. Take a sip then fork your cup over for a big refill of Ride Along.

Where Are We? - Pizza Hut Ride Along

Thu, 24 Apr 2025 13:00:00 -0000

Graysie chose where we're going and Our Heroes have no idea where that is. Endure this drive where we drive through neighborhoods into the back of buildings and no one has any idea what's going on. Eventually there's pizza and Graysie tells us about her exciting upcoming trip to Boston. Did Nick film everyone while they talked?

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Dairy Queen Eat Along | 100% Archive

Thu, 17 Apr 2025 13:00:00 -0000

Our Heroes don't have a Ride Along this week so in its place we have an Eat Along for you. Grab some DQ and have lunch with the gang. Even Graysie is here.

Nick Wants Credit - Starbucks Ride Along

Thu, 10 Apr 2025 13:00:00 -0000

Nick is helping! What's Black Bag about anyway? Join Our Heroes on the whole ride and pickup and reordering and waiting and getting and trying of the Starbucks Spring Menu. We think we got it all right but it's mostly wrong! Fun! DUDE lets go visit Rooster Teeth!

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Can You See In The Bathroom? - Red Robin Ride Along

Thu, 03 Apr 2025 13:00:00 -0000

Our Heroes have a drive back to the studio and they're full of hot honey but not pizza. They don't have that. Stop asking. Nick continues to not beat the allegations and we are NOT on steroids. But what if we were? Grab an insanely caffeinated soda and toss your cheezit key into the bowl. This Ride Along is great.

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Wait Along - Little Caesars Ride Along

Thu, 27 Mar 2025 13:00:00 -0000

Our Heroes are enjoying a nice day outside and Eric is inside with Pajama Pants People waiting for food. Don't worry, our order is up next. Wait, oh its a different one. So what about our food? Uhhhh we gotta review this food, there's no way they lost it. Is your name on it? Is your name on it? But is your name on it? Where's your name on it???

We Talk About Bathroom Phone Guy - Buffalo Wild Wings Ride Along

Thu, 20 Mar 2025 13:00:00 -0000

Our Heroes are on a long ride home from the B Dubs after hearing this guy make a bathroom phone call. Enjoy this insane car ride featuring cars that don't know where they're going and Nick talking about feet again. Come on.

Slappin' Em - Ride Along Domino's

Thu, 13 Mar 2025 13:00:00 -0000

It's a whole trip from there and back. Slap some mayo on your burger pizza and eat some hush puppies, Nick style. Also wait outside while Eric grabs this pizza and gets the bug out of his ear. Nick almost films all the stuff he needs to in this one!

Nick's Mad - Wienerschnitzel Ride Along

Thu, 06 Mar 2025 14:00:00 -0000

Grasp this one with 2 hands, it's a burrito size Ride Along. Did Michael phone in the episode? Or is he incredible? A lot of anime talk in this one and Eric doesn't quite follow. We should remake 100% Eat as CG, right? Texas Pete is GONE!

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Nick's Roommate - Panera Ride Along

Thu, 27 Feb 2025 14:00:00 -0000

Stop calling it Game F A Qs. Our Heroes have a rainy drive back from Panera and Nick gets chips. A lot of argument about an apple and roommate talk. Prepare yourself for Nick's stories because they're wild. Abandonment abound.

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Dark Empath Popper Pointing - KFC Ride Along

Thu, 20 Feb 2025 14:00:00 -0000

Nick gasped. Big deal! The Dark Empath lives and he feels. Open the box and win, but not money. Nice shot, Spielberg. Also thanks to big Javier for sending us mead and beer. We'll have a taste test soon!

My Erectile Functions - Subway Ride Along

Thu, 13 Feb 2025 14:00:00 -0000

Our Heroes run into the angry guy at Subway again but his space cadet friend wasn't there so at least there's a benefit. We didn't get the dippers, sorry Nick, and we also don't film under the bathroom door (also sorry Nick.) Ordering was a whole debacle and we make friends on the road. Slap some stickers on your van and pound pavement.

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Remembering the Car Episodes - Carls Jr Ride Along

Thu, 06 Feb 2025 14:00:00 -0000

It's a long drive in the rain and Our Heroes are talking all over the place. Car episodes, Costco is getting Coke, why everything moved out of Austin, ordering lightbulbs, Mark Walhberg AI, and so much more. WHY WON'T NICK TAKE STEROIDS???? Find out in this Ride Along.

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Did you get fries? They have those. - Wingstop Ride Along

Thu, 30 Jan 2025 14:00:00 -0000

The car ride isn't long so Our Heroes are taking you to the restaurant to pick up the food. Did you know they have fries? What did we get? Is it fries? They have fries. Nick can't contain himself, the food isn't ready, and this guy left his wife locked in the car. Wingstop ride along is a great one to leave on in the background then you hear it and go "what just happened" at parts.

Who's Frodo - Tim Hortons Ride Along

Thu, 23 Jan 2025 14:00:00 -0000

Our Heroes are on the return journey back to the studio after a second breakfast at Tim Hortons. Eric almost crashes the car. We also don't stop at McDonald's and Nick doesn't know anything about Lord of the Rings. Nick also justifies eating all the scraps. It's Monkey Money. Why'd you stop?

No Cursing with Graysie's Gifts - Kerbey Lane Ride Along

Thu, 16 Jan 2025 14:00:00 -0000

Graysie's wearing some tall shoes and Nick calls Eric names. Our Heroes fill Graysie in on Chris news and Graysie gets zots & gifts. Graysie gets $4 and toys and treats. Who sent that Pluffle by the way? Thanks!

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Everyone Listens to Nick - Taco Bell Ride Along

Thu, 09 Jan 2025 14:00:00 -0000

Our Heroes are headed to Taco Bell to place their order in person with big Taco Bell ipads but what are they ordering exactly? Nick will tell you and you will listen to him and that's what we're getting. Nobody lives at the office. Don't worry about that part. This is a looooooong one because we're waiting for our food. Everything is discussed and there's just a lot of hanging out. Enjoy!

Everyone Listens to Nick - Taco Bell Ride Along

Thu, 09 Jan 2025 14:00:00 -0000

Michael Shaq Gummies Taste Test - In n Out Ride Along

Thu, 02 Jan 2025 14:00:00 -0000

These sour gummies bum Eric out and Our Heroes discuss Kraven the Hunter. Nick's shooting in .5x so it's hard to see if he's leaning in or out, either way Big Ray like Kraven. This ones also got some home improvement tips for you if you need LED lights.

Foot Talk and Nick Gasping - Nando's Ride Along

Thu, 26 Dec 2024 14:00:00 -0000

Our Heroes are on their way back to the office after a satisfying meal at Nando's. Here's a cheeky drive where they talk Indiana Jones, feet, Nick gasping, the weight of the OneWheel, the office lights, and the glade explosion. When we drinkin the Sonic Soda??

No One Got Robbed - Ride Along IHOP

Thu, 19 Dec 2024 14:00:00 -0000

Our Heroes are on their way back to the office after a successful(?) trip to IHOP. No one got robbed so Nick couldn't bob but we did eat a lot of cookie butter which is just as good for a screaming monkey. We had the waitress's favorite and she might have tried more, either way Eric lied to her and he's a content stealer. And he's a jay walker!

Ooo What’s That? with Nick - Ride Along Shake Shack

Thu, 12 Dec 2024 14:00:00 -0000

This monkey is feral and has the sauce to prove it. In Ooo What’s That? your host, Nick Schwartz, stops listening to whatever else is going on to point out things he sees. Ooo Is that a Buca di Bepo he’s been to one time? Ooo Is that downtown? Ooo A billboard! Join this one man and his car captives as he just starts doing his own show.

35 The Long Way? - Ride Along Chili's

Thu, 05 Dec 2024 14:00:00 -0000

Does advertising work? Just did. It's a short ride from Chili's but we're still giving you the best Ride Along possible. Relive RTX memories from a Double Tree and how the changes in Graysie occurred. Jack Bauer whisper style distractions aside, Jordan appreciates the whole thing. Go back and watch last week's Michael, Jordan Podcast to get the full experience. Nick's a freeK.

Graysie Eats 7 Fortune Cookies - Ride Along PF Chang's

Thu, 28 Nov 2024 14:00:00 -0000

Graysie really eats 7 fortune cookies and will become a doctor. Crumbs everywhere. We've got an axe to grind. Did you smoke something? Listen to Graysie open these zots. Is this doing ASMR? Nick hates it.

4 Giant Sandwich Reveal - Ride Along Jersey Mike's

Thu, 21 Nov 2024 14:00:00 -0000

Eric bought these big sandwiches and there was a guy at the shop that hated him. We get into a philosophical discussion of public embarrassment plus Jordan's mexico trip. What's up with Matt Gaetz head though? How is the news moving so fast? KEYS! That's on me.

Squeen's Scrambit - Ride Along Taco Bell

Thu, 14 Nov 2024 14:00:00 -0000

Nick is gasping but its on him. Nick is fired up in this one and we go to Taco Bell and back. Michael has an AI girlfriend? Congrats! We take pictures in the car. There are dangers of the road and Michael is gonna help. There's a lot of debate about what's real food. Check out this slop and grab a shirt at https://100percenteat.store/

PRNDL & Graysie Gifts - Ride Along BJ's Brewhouse

Thu, 07 Nov 2024 14:00:00 -0000

Our Heroes are stuffed with pizza, pretzels, and pizookie so they're on the long ride home. Graysie gets to ride shotgun but she's got PRNDL-pinions and wants to keep waking Michael up from his nap. Big time little sister energy in this one, especially when we all get back to the studio and start giving her presents.

Chocolate Pineapple Frosty & the Broke Water Cooler - Ride Along Wendy’s

Thu, 31 Oct 2024 13:00:00 -0000

Sprite! Powerade! Nick lists all the sodas that Wendy’s is out of while drinking a pineapple chocolate frosty and Michael tries to fix a broken water cooler. This is all for the place. They’re out of straws! Powerade Zero! Eventually we get to the burger but Our Heroes know a Chum Bucket switcheroo when they see one. Jump in, it’s Ride Along.

Flags of Many Colors - Ride Along McDonald’s

Thu, 24 Oct 2024 13:00:00 -0000

Our Heroes take it to McDonald’s and back to get some breakfast. Listen as Nick falls apart, can’t get the app to load, then Michael can but doesn’t want the points until Nick finally gets it going. We talk about city flags and Nick doesn’t get the same thing as everyone else. This is a mess but at least it’s long? If you don’t want to watch on YouTube, we upload these to our RSS feed now. Either way. It’s Ride Along.

Nick "Didn't Vote" and Throws Graysie Under the Bus - Jack in the Box Ride Along

Thu, 17 Oct 2024 13:00:00 -0000

This place is 90 degrees inside and they're out of every drink, they won't serve us breakfast and Nick won't stop saying "jalapenos." This Ride Along is a long one because we're inside for a lot of it. We're going to start uploading these on our RSS feed so you can listen if YouTube isn't your thing. Also YOU did this.

BONUS: Ride Along Taco Cabana

Thu, 01 Aug 2024 16:47:00 -0000

Our Heroes decide that because it’s a short drive to the Taco Cabana from their rented studio, they’ll just record hanging out inside the restaurant while they wait for their food. Peep the time on this one. The drinks are wrong, the salsa bar is small, what’s with the tv, what’s happening across the street, why are we still here. If you want the video version, check it out on our YouTube but we figured this is just like a bonus podcast so enjoy.