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    <description>Stand-up comedians and friends Willie Simon and Steve Furey host a comedy courtroom show from Almost Friday Media and Friday Beers where they take on absurd, low-stakes and petty disputes that would never make it anywhere near a real court. Each episode, Willie and Steve argue real cases submitted by the audience and fully commit to arguing both sides as opposing lawyers, regardless of how ridiculous the case may be. A rotating celebrity guest serves as judge, hearing the arguments, examining the evidence, and ultimately delivering a final verdict. With big personalities and ridiculous arguments, Petty Cases delivers nonstop laughs in a courtroom where the stakes are low, the grudges are high and justice is whatever the judge says it is.</description>
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    <itunes:summary>Stand-up comedians and friends Willie Simon and Steve Furey host a comedy courtroom show from Almost Friday Media and Friday Beers where they take on absurd, low-stakes and petty disputes that would never make it anywhere near a real court. Each episode, Willie and Steve argue real cases submitted by the audience and fully commit to arguing both sides as opposing lawyers, regardless of how ridiculous the case may be. A rotating celebrity guest serves as judge, hearing the arguments, examining the evidence, and ultimately delivering a final verdict. With big personalities and ridiculous arguments, Petty Cases delivers nonstop laughs in a courtroom where the stakes are low, the grudges are high and justice is whatever the judge says it is.</itunes:summary>
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      <title>Should couples share their location forever? Ft. Shapel Lacey</title>
      <description>Somebody's mad about leftovers. Somebody's mad about Batman. And somebody's girlfriend knows exactly where he is at all times. Welcome to Petty Cases. This week, Shapel Lacey takes the judge's seat as Willie and Steve battle it out over three disputes that somehow became everyone's problem. Is Corde responsible for food he didn't eat? Is it unreasonable to hate a talking child at Shakespeare in the park? And when does sharing your location for "safety" become a 24/7 Taco Bell surveillance operation? Willie Simon and Steve Furey argue both sides. Shapel delivers the verdict.

Have a petty dispute? Submit your case! DM us or email pettycasespodcast@gmail.com for a chance to have Willie and Steve argue your case in front of some of your favorite comedians.

Petty Cases is a production of Almost Friday Media. The opinions and arguments expressed in this courtroom do not necessarily reflect the actual views or opinions of the people involved.

Hosted by Willie Simon and Steve Furey.

Produced by Katie Felber.

Edited by Joe Mackedanz.

Technical Production by Sean Buffini.

Graphics and Photography by Liz Weddon.

Set Design by Rick Mader.

Social and Digital Support from Jackson McGarrigan and Arman Walia.

Executive Produced by Paige Hymson.</description>
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      <itunes:summary>Somebody's mad about leftovers. Somebody's mad about Batman. And somebody's girlfriend knows exactly where he is at all times. Welcome to Petty Cases. This week, Shapel Lacey takes the judge's seat as Willie and Steve battle it out over three disputes that somehow became everyone's problem. Is Corde responsible for food he didn't eat? Is it unreasonable to hate a talking child at Shakespeare in the park? And when does sharing your location for "safety" become a 24/7 Taco Bell surveillance operation? Willie Simon and Steve Furey argue both sides. Shapel delivers the verdict.

Have a petty dispute? Submit your case! DM us or email pettycasespodcast@gmail.com for a chance to have Willie and Steve argue your case in front of some of your favorite comedians.

Petty Cases is a production of Almost Friday Media. The opinions and arguments expressed in this courtroom do not necessarily reflect the actual views or opinions of the people involved.

Hosted by Willie Simon and Steve Furey.

Produced by Katie Felber.

Edited by Joe Mackedanz.

Technical Production by Sean Buffini.

Graphics and Photography by Liz Weddon.

Set Design by Rick Mader.

Social and Digital Support from Jackson McGarrigan and Arman Walia.

Executive Produced by Paige Hymson.</itunes:summary>
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<p>Have a petty dispute? Submit your case! DM us or email pettycasespodcast@gmail.com for a chance to have Willie and Steve argue your case in front of some of your favorite comedians.</p>
<p>Petty Cases is a production of Almost Friday Media. The opinions and arguments expressed in this courtroom do not necessarily reflect the actual views or opinions of the people involved.</p>
<p>Hosted by Willie Simon and Steve Furey.</p>
<p>Produced by Katie Felber.</p>
<p>Edited by Joe Mackedanz.</p>
<p>Technical Production by Sean Buffini.</p>
<p>Graphics and Photography by Liz Weddon.</p>
<p>Set Design by Rick Mader.</p>
<p>Social and Digital Support from Jackson McGarrigan and Arman Walia.</p>
<p>Executive Produced by Paige Hymson.</p>]]>
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      <title>Welcome to Petty Cases with Willie Simon and Steve Furey</title>
      <description>Welcome to Petty Cases, the comedy courtroom show from Almost Friday Media where no case is too small. Hosted by comedians Willie Simon and Steve Furey, each episode brings three real petty disputes submitted by the audience into the courtroom. One host prosecutes. The other defends. And a rotating cast of guest judges hears the cases, survives the arguments and delivers the final verdict. Some cases go all the way to the top. These go all the way to the bottom. New episodes coming September 22nd.</description>
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