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    <title>Mr. Johnson's Time Machine</title>
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    <description>On Mr. Johnson’s Time Machine our host, Rory McBain is joined by Scientist Dr. J. Jon Johnson. Dr. Johnson is the inventor of this amazing new proprietary technology, which allows the listener to peer into the past and hear the sound of every conversation that’s ever happened in history. Together, Rory and Dr. Johnson will travel back to the biggest moments in the history of our planet and discover how close the history books are to the truth. 
So please join us each week as we take a trip through history on Mr. Johnson’s Time Machine!
*We have agreed to declare that the technology we are using is very new and experimental and technically it is not a time machine, nor are results guaranteed. (This is just legal mumbo jumbo folks, it’s gonna be great!).</description>
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    <itunes:subtitle>Adjacent To History</itunes:subtitle>
    <itunes:author>Dan Bakkedahl, Joe Canale</itunes:author>
    <itunes:summary>On Mr. Johnson’s Time Machine our host, Rory McBain is joined by Scientist Dr. J. Jon Johnson. Dr. Johnson is the inventor of this amazing new proprietary technology, which allows the listener to peer into the past and hear the sound of every conversation that’s ever happened in history. Together, Rory and Dr. Johnson will travel back to the biggest moments in the history of our planet and discover how close the history books are to the truth. 
So please join us each week as we take a trip through history on Mr. Johnson’s Time Machine!
*We have agreed to declare that the technology we are using is very new and experimental and technically it is not a time machine, nor are results guaranteed. (This is just legal mumbo jumbo folks, it’s gonna be great!).</itunes:summary>
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      <![CDATA[<p>On Mr. Johnson’s Time Machine our host, Rory McBain is joined by Scientist Dr. J. Jon Johnson. Dr. Johnson is the inventor of this amazing new proprietary technology, which allows the listener to peer into the past and hear the sound of every conversation that’s ever happened in history. Together, Rory and Dr. Johnson will travel back to the biggest moments in the history of our planet and discover how close the history books are to the truth. </p><p>So please join us each week as we take a trip through history on Mr. Johnson’s Time Machine!</p><p>*We have agreed to declare that the technology we are using is very new and experimental and technically it is not a time machine, nor are results guaranteed. (This is just legal mumbo jumbo folks, it’s gonna be great!).</p>]]>
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      <itunes:email>iyambaldo@gmail.com</itunes:email>
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      <title>Episode 10: Mission Accomplished</title>
      <description>IV.          MINIMUM CONTRACTUAL REQUIREMENTS
             (a) The above named parties will participate (enthusiastically) in the completion of no less than 10 (ten) episodes of full length. Failure to comply will/may result in financial and/or corporeal punishment.
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      <pubDate>Tue, 23 Apr 2024 07:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>Mission Accomplished</itunes:title>
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      <itunes:episode>10</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Dan Bakkedahl, Joe Canale</itunes:author>
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      <itunes:summary>IV.          MINIMUM CONTRACTUAL REQUIREMENTS
             (a) The above named parties will participate (enthusiastically) in the completion of no less than 10 (ten) episodes of full length. Failure to comply will/may result in financial and/or corporeal punishment.
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        <![CDATA[<p>IV.          MINIMUM CONTRACTUAL REQUIREMENTS</p><p>             (a) The above named parties will participate (enthusiastically) in the completion of no less than 10 (ten) episodes of full length. Failure to comply will/may result in financial and/or corporeal punishment.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices">podcastchoices.com/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>1388</itunes:duration>
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      <title>Episode 9: Money</title>
      <description>What was supposed to be a focused and purposeful look at money and the inventions, companies and methods of procurement, turns into a good ole fashioned beat down. Rory is a child. Mr. Johnson is a man.
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      <pubDate>Tue, 16 Apr 2024 07:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>Money</itunes:title>
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      <itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
      <itunes:episode>9</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Dan Bakkedahl, Joe Canale</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle></itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>What was supposed to be a focused and purposeful look at money and the inventions, companies and methods of procurement, turns into a good ole fashioned beat down. Rory is a child. Mr. Johnson is a man.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>What was supposed to be a focused and purposeful look at money and the inventions, companies and methods of procurement, turns into a good ole fashioned beat down. Rory is a child. Mr. Johnson is a man.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices">podcastchoices.com/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>1383</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Episode 8: The First Thanksgiving</title>
      <description>Uncovering the truth about some of the most widely held (and false) notions of Thanksgiving, Rory and Mr. Johnson return to the days of the Pilgrims. Ephraim Zumpf is still at the studio so yeah, he's there too. It's kind of sad really. If you knew him when he was younger... Anyway, Rory actually shows up for work so I guess he gets a gold star or some shit.
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      <pubDate>Tue, 09 Apr 2024 07:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>The First Thanksgiving</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
      <itunes:episode>8</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Dan Bakkedahl, Joe Canale</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle></itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Uncovering the truth about some of the most widely held (and false) notions of Thanksgiving, Rory and Mr. Johnson return to the days of the Pilgrims. Ephraim Zumpf is still at the studio so yeah, he's there too. It's kind of sad really. If you knew him when he was younger... Anyway, Rory actually shows up for work so I guess he gets a gold star or some shit.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Uncovering the truth about some of the most widely held (and false) notions of Thanksgiving, Rory and Mr. Johnson return to the days of the Pilgrims. Ephraim Zumpf is still at the studio so yeah, he's there too. It's kind of sad really. If you knew him when he was younger... Anyway, Rory actually shows up for work so I guess he gets a gold star or some shit.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices">podcastchoices.com/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>1246</itunes:duration>
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      <title>Episode 7: The Last Supper</title>
      <description>Rory can't be bothered to show up for work this week so Mr. Johnson enlists an old friend who is an expert in the field of religion. Together the old friends walk memory lane and check in on The Last Supper. 
(Probably the best episode ever, as it contains 100% less Rory.)
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      <pubDate>Tue, 02 Apr 2024 07:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>The Last Supper</itunes:title>
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      <itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
      <itunes:episode>7</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Dan Bakkedahl, Joe Canale</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle></itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Rory can't be bothered to show up for work this week so Mr. Johnson enlists an old friend who is an expert in the field of religion. Together the old friends walk memory lane and check in on The Last Supper. 
(Probably the best episode ever, as it contains 100% less Rory.)
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Rory can't be bothered to show up for work this week so Mr. Johnson enlists an old friend who is an expert in the field of religion. Together the old friends walk memory lane and check in on The Last Supper. </p><p>(Probably the best episode ever, as it contains 100% less Rory.)</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices">podcastchoices.com/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>1297</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Episode 6: Cowboys and Hitler</title>
      <description>Rory and Mr. Johnson find themselves in a strange place when an attempt to dive deep into the old American West goes unsettlingly awry.
WARNING! This episode contains Hitler and what appears to be the sounds of beastiality. 
(Though not together, obviously. Well, not "obviously". Who are we to say what kind of shit that guy got up to? Anyway, you have been warned and have thus waived any rights of protection.)
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 26 Mar 2024 07:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>Cowboys and Hitler</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
      <itunes:episode>6</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Dan Bakkedahl, Joe Canale</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle></itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Rory and Mr. Johnson find themselves in a strange place when an attempt to dive deep into the old American West goes unsettlingly awry.
WARNING! This episode contains Hitler and what appears to be the sounds of beastiality. 
(Though not together, obviously. Well, not "obviously". Who are we to say what kind of shit that guy got up to? Anyway, you have been warned and have thus waived any rights of protection.)
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Rory and Mr. Johnson find themselves in a strange place when an attempt to dive deep into the old American West goes unsettlingly awry.</p><p>WARNING! This episode contains Hitler and what appears to be the sounds of beastiality. </p><p>(Though not together, obviously. Well, not "obviously". Who are we to say what kind of shit that guy got up to? Anyway, you have been warned and have thus waived any rights of protection.)</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices">podcastchoices.com/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>1212</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Episode 5: Cradle of Civilization</title>
      <description>Rory and Mr. Johnson have a rare moment of synchronicity when they discover they both have great interest in the Great Pyramids and their construction.
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      <pubDate>Tue, 19 Mar 2024 14:42:54 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>Cradle of Civilization</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
      <itunes:episode>5</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Dan Bakkedahl, Joe Canale</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle></itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Rory and Mr. Johnson have a rare moment of synchronicity when they discover they both have great interest in the Great Pyramids and their construction.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Rory and Mr. Johnson have a rare moment of synchronicity when they discover they both have great interest in the Great Pyramids and their construction.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices">podcastchoices.com/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>1471</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Episode 4: Listener Mail</title>
      <description>Rory and Mr. Johnson are blown away by the audience communication. Letters of praise and clarification help the show expose even more dark corners of History.
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      <pubDate>Tue, 12 Mar 2024 07:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>Listener Mail</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
      <itunes:episode>4</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Dan Bakkedahl, Joe Canale</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle></itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Rory and Mr. Johnson are blown away by the audience communication. Letters of praise and clarification help the show expose even more dark corners of History.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Rory and Mr. Johnson are blown away by the audience communication. Letters of praise and clarification help the show expose even more dark corners of History.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices">podcastchoices.com/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>1536</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Episode 3: Apollo 11</title>
      <description>Rory and Mr. Johnson attempt to keep the needle in one place again. This time... in Outer Space... in History... thanks to Science!
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      <pubDate>Tue, 05 Mar 2024 08:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>Apollo 11</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
      <itunes:episode>3</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Dan Bakkedahl, Joe Canale</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle></itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Rory and Mr. Johnson attempt to keep the needle in one place again. This time... in Outer Space... in History... thanks to Science!
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Rory and Mr. Johnson attempt to keep the needle in one place again. This time... in Outer Space... in History... thanks to Science!</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices">podcastchoices.com/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>1432</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Episode 2: The Dust Bowl</title>
      <description>In Episode 2 Rory and Mr. Johnson embark on an episode long "deep dive" into the dust bowl. The "Time Machine" is honed in on one family in particular during the demise of the farm culture on the great plains. 
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      <pubDate>Tue, 27 Feb 2024 15:30:04 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>The Dust Bowl</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
      <itunes:episode>2</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Dan Bakkedahl, Joe Canale</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle></itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>In Episode 2 Rory and Mr. Johnson embark on an episode long "deep dive" into the dust bowl. The "Time Machine" is honed in on one family in particular during the demise of the farm culture on the great plains. 
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>In Episode 2 Rory and Mr. Johnson embark on an episode long "deep dive" into the dust bowl. The "Time Machine" is honed in on one family in particular during the demise of the farm culture on the great plains. </p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices">podcastchoices.com/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>1431</itunes:duration>
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      <title>Welcome to Mr. Johnson's Time Machine</title>
      <description>In the very first episode of Mr. Johnson's Time Machine, Mr. Johnson demonstrates his invention by taking the listener to The Gettysburg Address, The Palace of Versailles only days before the French Revolution and Stonehenge under construction.
*Be cautioned that this episode begins with an alternate title. Rest assured, the current title is the permanent title. Also, this episode contains sounds of firearms and personal massagers.
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      <pubDate>Tue, 20 Feb 2024 16:53:12 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>Adjacent To History</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
      <itunes:episode>1</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Dan Bakkedahl, Joe Canale</itunes:author>
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      <itunes:subtitle>Gettysburg Address, Marie Antoinette, Stonehenge</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>In the very first episode of Mr. Johnson's Time Machine, Mr. Johnson demonstrates his invention by taking the listener to The Gettysburg Address, The Palace of Versailles only days before the French Revolution and Stonehenge under construction.
*Be cautioned that this episode begins with an alternate title. Rest assured, the current title is the permanent title. Also, this episode contains sounds of firearms and personal massagers.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>In the very first episode of Mr. Johnson's Time Machine, Mr. Johnson demonstrates his invention by taking the listener to The Gettysburg Address, The Palace of Versailles only days before the French Revolution and Stonehenge under construction.</p><p>*Be cautioned that this episode begins with an alternate title. Rest assured, the current title is the permanent title. Also, this episode contains sounds of firearms and personal massagers.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices">podcastchoices.com/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>1125</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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