You're Making It Worse https://starburns.audio/podcasts/youre-making-it-worse/ en 2019, Starburns Audio, You're Making It Worse Although ​performing ​stand-up comedy ​was what initially united ​Eliot, Brent, and H. Alan over 10 years ago​, it’s their ​openness ​(​and ​sense of humor) about feeling ​totally ​lost ​and disconnected from the gay community that’s truly bonded them. ​On YMIW, ​Eliot, Brent and H. Alan get down and dirty, exploring the ​good, bad, and ugly ​tropes of contemporary gay life, often the stuff that no one -- especially ​​​straight people -- discuss for fear of being labeled homophobic. (Don’t worry. ​They’ll do that for you.) Each episode features ​a special guest ​-​- comedians, humorists, musicians, influencers, film/TV writers, journalists, politicians, etc. - as well as allies, enemies, and acquaintances from all backgrounds and professions, not just those in the public eye. And as white​, urban-dwelling ​gay ​dudes in their ​thirties, Eliot, Brent and H. Alan​ check their own privilege at the door, eager to ​instead explore what life looks ​for those not afforded the same concessions. https://megaphone.imgix.net/podcasts/9239f942-64bc-11e9-af65-f75c5da686a5/image/image.jpg?ixlib=rails-4.3.1&max-w=3000&max-h=3000&fit=crop&auto=format,compress You're Making It Worse https://starburns.audio/podcasts/youre-making-it-worse/ yes episodic Starburns Audio Although ​performing ​stand-up comedy ​was what initially united ​Eliot, Brent, and H. Alan over 10 years ago​, it’s their ​openness ​(​and ​sense of humor) about feeling ​totally ​lost ​and disconnected from the gay community that’s truly bonded them. ​On YMIW, ​Eliot, Brent and H. Alan get down and dirty, exploring the ​good, bad, and ugly ​tropes of contemporary gay life, often the stuff that no one -- especially ​​​straight people -- discuss for fear of being labeled homophobic. (Don’t worry. ​They’ll do that for you.) Each episode features ​a special guest ​-​- comedians, humorists, musicians, influencers, film/TV writers, journalists, politicians, etc. - as well as allies, enemies, and acquaintances from all backgrounds and professions, not just those in the public eye. And as white​, urban-dwelling ​gay ​dudes in their ​thirties, Eliot, Brent and H. Alan​ check their own privilege at the door, eager to ​instead explore what life looks ​for those not afforded the same concessions. Although ​performing ​stand-up comedy ​was what initially united ​Eliot, Brent, and H. Alan over 10 years ago​, it’s their ​openness ​(​and ​sense of humor) about feeling ​totally ​lost ​and disconnected from the gay community that’s truly bonded them. ​On YMIW, ​Eliot, Brent and H. Alan get down and dirty, exploring the ​good, bad, and ugly ​tropes of contemporary gay life, often the stuff that no one -- especially ​​​straight people -- discuss for fear of being labeled homophobic. (Don’t worry. ​They’ll do that for you.) Each episode features ​a special guest ​-​- comedians, humorists, musicians, influencers, film/TV writers, journalists, politicians, etc. - as well as allies, enemies, and acquaintances from all backgrounds and professions, not just those in the public eye. And as white​, urban-dwelling ​gay ​dudes in their ​thirties, Eliot, Brent and H. Alan​ check their own privilege at the door, eager to ​instead explore what life looks ​for those not afforded the same concessions.

]]> Starburns Audio Starburnsaudio@starburnsind.com Jackie Tohn Hilarious actress of Nobody Wants This fame Jackie Tohn joins us to talk about being on the biggest TV phenomenon of the year. But first, we discuss why there might be a silver lining to a recent trend of big corporations like Lowe's and Ford loosening their diversity and inclusion programs. And finally, Alan...[coughs] Eliot wants to know if we'd ever join a book club. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 17 Oct 2024 08:00:00 -0000 Jackie Tohn full Starburns Audio Hilarious actress of Nobody Wants This fame Jackie Tohn joins us to talk about being on the biggest TV phenomenon of the year. But first, we discuss why there might be a silver lining to a recent trend of big corporations like Lowe's and Ford loosening their diversity and inclusion programs. And finally, Alan...[coughs] Eliot wants to know if we'd ever join a book club. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hilarious actress of Nobody Wants This fame Jackie Tohn joins us to talk about being on the biggest TV phenomenon of the year. But first, we discuss why there might be a silver lining to a recent trend of big corporations like Lowe's and Ford loosening their diversity and inclusion programs. And finally, Alan...[coughs] Eliot wants to know if we'd ever join a book club.

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]]> 3752 yes Zach Day Wildly talented singer Zach Day joins us to talk about what it's like to be CHOSEN by John Legend on the Voice...and also why their producer shoved him out of the closet lol. Oops! But first, why the hell is Disney blaming the failure of Lightyear on a gay kiss? And finally, hear about the WWE's surprising nonprofit partner. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 10 Oct 2024 08:00:00 -0000 Zach Day full Starburns Audio Wildly talented singer Zach Day joins us to talk about what it's like to be CHOSEN by John Legend on the Voice...and also why their producer shoved him out of the closet lol. Oops! But first, why the hell is Disney blaming the failure of Lightyear on a gay kiss? And finally, hear about the WWE's surprising nonprofit partner. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Wildly talented singer Zach Day joins us to talk about what it's like to be CHOSEN by John Legend on the Voice...and also why their producer shoved him out of the closet lol. Oops! But first, why the hell is Disney blaming the failure of Lightyear on a gay kiss? And finally, hear about the WWE's surprising nonprofit partner.

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]]> 2917 yes Michael Cyril Creighton Beloved actor of Only Murders in the Building fame, Michael Cyril Creighton joins us to GOSS about working with the legends from that show...and what it was like shooting a scene with COVID! But first, apparently Steve-O decided to drop his plans to get [pauses] breast implants for a stunt video after meeting a trans cashier at a grocery store?! And finally, Eliot wants to know if we'd ever wear a ponytail, mullet or man bun!  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 03 Oct 2024 08:00:00 -0000 Michael Cyril Creighton full Starburns Audio Beloved actor of Only Murders in the Building fame, Michael Cyril Creighton joins us to GOSS about working with the legends from that show...and what it was like shooting a scene with COVID! But first, apparently Steve-O decided to drop his plans to get [pauses] breast implants for a stunt video after meeting a trans cashier at a grocery store?! And finally, Eliot wants to know if we'd ever wear a ponytail, mullet or man bun!  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Beloved actor of Only Murders in the Building fame, Michael Cyril Creighton joins us to GOSS about working with the legends from that show...and what it was like shooting a scene with COVID! But first, apparently Steve-O decided to drop his plans to get [pauses] breast implants for a stunt video after meeting a trans cashier at a grocery store?! And finally, Eliot wants to know if we'd ever wear a ponytail, mullet or man bun! 

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]]> 2772 yes Alice Wetterlund The wildly successful and hilarious Alice Wetterlund joins us to talk about taking Benadryl before going on TV and why weddings suck balls. But first, turns out X-Men '97 creator Beau DeMayo is going to "reveal all" on Onlyfans...and no, we don't know what that entails. And finally, Eliot wants to know if we buy or send flowers, and our answers MIGHT surprise you!  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 26 Sep 2024 08:00:00 -0000 Alice Wetterlund full Starburns Audio The wildly successful and hilarious Alice Wetterlund joins us to talk about taking Benadryl before going on TV and why weddings suck balls. But first, turns out X-Men '97 creator Beau DeMayo is going to "reveal all" on Onlyfans...and no, we don't know what that entails. And finally, Eliot wants to know if we buy or send flowers, and our answers MIGHT surprise you!  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices The wildly successful and hilarious Alice Wetterlund joins us to talk about taking Benadryl before going on TV and why weddings suck balls. But first, turns out X-Men '97 creator Beau DeMayo is going to "reveal all" on Onlyfans...and no, we don't know what that entails. And finally, Eliot wants to know if we buy or send flowers, and our answers MIGHT surprise you! 

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]]> 3063 yes Chris Grace The incomparably hilarious Chris Grace joins us to talk about young gays in comedy and how he managed to turn horrendous loss in his life into a wildly successful solo show. But first, we discuss Sarah McBride, a US House candidate in Delaware who very well might become the first trans member of Congress. And finally, does Taylor Swift's endorsement of Kamala Harris matter...what do you know, suddenly Alan LIKES MUSIC! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 19 Sep 2024 11:00:00 -0000 Chris Grace full Starburns Audio The incomparably hilarious Chris Grace joins us to talk about young gays in comedy and how he managed to turn horrendous loss in his life into a wildly successful solo show. But first, we discuss Sarah McBride, a US House candidate in Delaware who very well might become the first trans member of Congress. And finally, does Taylor Swift's endorsement of Kamala Harris matter...what do you know, suddenly Alan LIKES MUSIC! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices The incomparably hilarious Chris Grace joins us to talk about young gays in comedy and how he managed to turn horrendous loss in his life into a wildly successful solo show. But first, we discuss Sarah McBride, a US House candidate in Delaware who very well might become the first trans member of Congress. And finally, does Taylor Swift's endorsement of Kamala Harris matter...what do you know, suddenly Alan LIKES MUSIC!

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]]> 2767 yes Max Wittert Live from Fire Island, comedian and illustrator Max Wittert joins us (admittedly a TOUCH stoned) to talk about avant garde comedy and why it's hard to find a scene when you're an illustrator. But first, we dive into the controversial decision by all-girls school Sweet Briar College to ban trans women at the behest of some old coot's will from 1900. And finally, Eliot wants to know why dark shows like Road Wars are so appealing...but it mostly devolves into us lambasting him for being a road rager! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 12 Sep 2024 07:00:00 -0000 Max Wittert full Starburns Audio Live from Fire Island, comedian and illustrator Max Wittert joins us (admittedly a TOUCH stoned) to talk about avant garde comedy and why it's hard to find a scene when you're an illustrator. But first, we dive into the controversial decision by all-girls school Sweet Briar College to ban trans women at the behest of some old coot's will from 1900. And finally, Eliot wants to know why dark shows like Road Wars are so appealing...but it mostly devolves into us lambasting him for being a road rager! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Live from Fire Island, comedian and illustrator Max Wittert joins us (admittedly a TOUCH stoned) to talk about avant garde comedy and why it's hard to find a scene when you're an illustrator. But first, we dive into the controversial decision by all-girls school Sweet Briar College to ban trans women at the behest of some old coot's will from 1900. And finally, Eliot wants to know why dark shows like Road Wars are so appealing...but it mostly devolves into us lambasting him for being a road rager!

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]]> 3073 yes Thomas Daníel Valls Jarringly eloquent TV writer and poet Thomas Daniel Valls joins us to muse over getting touched at the bar, why Florida doesn't actually suck and, well, his butt. But first, find out what the 2020 Census reveals about where gay men AND lesbians prefer to habitate...it just might surprise you. And finally, Brent vents about a change to Grindr that makes it somehow even less redeeming.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 05 Sep 2024 07:00:00 -0000 Thomas Daníel Valls full Starburns Audio Jarringly eloquent TV writer and poet Thomas Daniel Valls joins us to muse over getting touched at the bar, why Florida doesn't actually suck and, well, his butt. But first, find out what the 2020 Census reveals about where gay men AND lesbians prefer to habitate...it just might surprise you. And finally, Brent vents about a change to Grindr that makes it somehow even less redeeming.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Jarringly eloquent TV writer and poet Thomas Daniel Valls joins us to muse over getting touched at the bar, why Florida doesn't actually suck and, well, his butt. But first, find out what the 2020 Census reveals about where gay men AND lesbians prefer to habitate...it just might surprise you. And finally, Brent vents about a change to Grindr that makes it somehow even less redeeming. 

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]]> 3516 yes Sarah Gabrielli and Alvaro Chavez (Chicken Shirt Podcast) Sarah Gabrielli and Alvaro Chavez, co-hosts of Chicken Shirt Podcast, the Roseanne rewatch podcast, join us to discuss why the original show is so special and what made Roseanne so cuckoo! But first, we talk about a Supreme Court "shadow docket" decision from this week that (shocker) isn't so gay friendly! And finally, Eliot wants to know which of us are willing to fly to Turkey to get hair transplants! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 29 Aug 2024 07:00:00 -0000 Sarah Gabrielli and Alvaro Chavez (Chicken Shirt Podcast) full Starburns Audio Sarah Gabrielli and Alvaro Chavez, co-hosts of Chicken Shirt Podcast, the Roseanne rewatch podcast, join us to discuss why the original show is so special and what made Roseanne so cuckoo! But first, we talk about a Supreme Court "shadow docket" decision from this week that (shocker) isn't so gay friendly! And finally, Eliot wants to know which of us are willing to fly to Turkey to get hair transplants! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Sarah Gabrielli and Alvaro Chavez, co-hosts of Chicken Shirt Podcast, the Roseanne rewatch podcast, join us to discuss why the original show is so special and what made Roseanne so cuckoo! But first, we talk about a Supreme Court "shadow docket" decision from this week that (shocker) isn't so gay friendly! And finally, Eliot wants to know which of us are willing to fly to Turkey to get hair transplants!

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]]> 2897 yes Jim Verraros Multi-hyphenate and first season American Idol contestant, Jim Verraros, joins us to chat about the insanity of being closeted on Idol, coming out afterwards and the weirdness that is Simon Cowell. But first, we discuss Mark Harris' piece in the NYTimes about how gay culture is tortured by its own obsession with muscles. And finally, Alan discusses why the food he cooks for Michael makes him dry heave. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Wed, 21 Aug 2024 07:00:00 -0000 Jim Verraros full Starburns Audio Multi-hyphenate and first season American Idol contestant, Jim Verraros, joins us to chat about the insanity of being closeted on Idol, coming out afterwards and the weirdness that is Simon Cowell. But first, we discuss Mark Harris' piece in the NYTimes about how gay culture is tortured by its own obsession with muscles. And finally, Alan discusses why the food he cooks for Michael makes him dry heave. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Multi-hyphenate and first season American Idol contestant, Jim Verraros, joins us to chat about the insanity of being closeted on Idol, coming out afterwards and the weirdness that is Simon Cowell. But first, we discuss Mark Harris' piece in the NYTimes about how gay culture is tortured by its own obsession with muscles. And finally, Alan discusses why the food he cooks for Michael makes him dry heave.

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]]> 3757 yes Juice Boxx Our favorite Canadian drag queen Juice Boxx joins us to discuss everything from video games to findom (ever heard of it!? Cuz Brent has). But first, we celebrate how the ultimate moderate state, Michigan, just banned gay and trans panic defenses in criminal trials. And finally, what would you rather lose: your keys, phone or wallet? That's the VERY question about which we have a vigorous debate!  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 15 Aug 2024 07:00:00 -0000 Juice Boxx full Starburns Audio Our favorite Canadian drag queen Juice Boxx joins us to discuss everything from video games to findom (ever heard of it!? Cuz Brent has). But first, we celebrate how the ultimate moderate state, Michigan, just banned gay and trans panic defenses in criminal trials. And finally, what would you rather lose: your keys, phone or wallet? That's the VERY question about which we have a vigorous debate!  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Our favorite Canadian drag queen Juice Boxx joins us to discuss everything from video games to findom (ever heard of it!? Cuz Brent has). But first, we celebrate how the ultimate moderate state, Michigan, just banned gay and trans panic defenses in criminal trials. And finally, what would you rather lose: your keys, phone or wallet? That's the VERY question about which we have a vigorous debate! 

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]]> 2758 yes Justin Martindale The truly hilarious Justin Martindale from Just Sayin' podcast joins us to discuss his favorite pop culture deep cuts -- including a special Gypsy Rose Blanchard prediction! But first, we discuss Kamala Harris' record in LGBTQIU rights (spoiler alert: it's impressive). And finally, YOU be the judge about who's right after the guys harangue Brent for...eating fruit in the shower?! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 08 Aug 2024 07:00:00 -0000 Justin Martindale full Starburns Audio The truly hilarious Justin Martindale from Just Sayin' podcast joins us to discuss his favorite pop culture deep cuts -- including a special Gypsy Rose Blanchard prediction! But first, we discuss Kamala Harris' record in LGBTQIU rights (spoiler alert: it's impressive). And finally, YOU be the judge about who's right after the guys harangue Brent for...eating fruit in the shower?! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices The truly hilarious Justin Martindale from Just Sayin' podcast joins us to discuss his favorite pop culture deep cuts -- including a special Gypsy Rose Blanchard prediction! But first, we discuss Kamala Harris' record in LGBTQIU rights (spoiler alert: it's impressive). And finally, YOU be the judge about who's right after the guys harangue Brent for...eating fruit in the shower?!

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]]> 3427 yes Nicole Speizio & Jenny Donheiser The delightful Nicole Speizio & Jenny Donheiser, cohosts of the podcast How Were U Brainwashed?, join us to discuss the myriad ways we're all brainwashed as kids AND adults, from religion to blue balls! But first, is Elon Musk REALLY moving SpaceX and Twitter to Texas because of...trans kids? And finally, we muse over the recent NYTimes op-ed about the Medium Friend, that person who's just above an acquaintance but below a bestie. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 25 Jul 2024 08:00:00 -0000 Nicole Speizio & Jenny Donheiser full Starburns Audio The delightful Nicole Speizio & Jenny Donheiser, cohosts of the podcast How Were U Brainwashed?, join us to discuss the myriad ways we're all brainwashed as kids AND adults, from religion to blue balls! But first, is Elon Musk REALLY moving SpaceX and Twitter to Texas because of...trans kids? And finally, we muse over the recent NYTimes op-ed about the Medium Friend, that person who's just above an acquaintance but below a bestie. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices The delightful Nicole Speizio & Jenny Donheiser, cohosts of the podcast How Were U Brainwashed?, join us to discuss the myriad ways we're all brainwashed as kids AND adults, from religion to blue balls! But first, is Elon Musk REALLY moving SpaceX and Twitter to Texas because of...trans kids? And finally, we muse over the recent NYTimes op-ed about the Medium Friend, that person who's just above an acquaintance but below a bestie.

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]]> 3205 yes Peter Kim The hilarious Peter Kim comes onto the podcast to talk about his innumerable credits and why in God's name gays have to dance so much. But first, a new documentary explores whether Abe Lincoln was gay and for ONCE, we have universal agreement about something on this podcast! And finally, we discuss the new air travel trend called "rawdogging" and it AIN'T what you think!  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 18 Jul 2024 08:00:00 -0000 Peter Kim full Starburns Audio The hilarious Peter Kim comes onto the podcast to talk about his innumerable credits and why in God's name gays have to dance so much. But first, a new documentary explores whether Abe Lincoln was gay and for ONCE, we have universal agreement about something on this podcast! And finally, we discuss the new air travel trend called "rawdogging" and it AIN'T what you think!  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices The hilarious Peter Kim comes onto the podcast to talk about his innumerable credits and why in God's name gays have to dance so much. But first, a new documentary explores whether Abe Lincoln was gay and for ONCE, we have universal agreement about something on this podcast! And finally, we discuss the new air travel trend called "rawdogging" and it AIN'T what you think! 

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]]> 3147 yes Vincint Recording artist Vincint joins us to talk about performing for queer audiences. But first, we explore why young men worldwide are increasingly looking to Cialis and Viagra to enhance their sex lives. And finally, Eliot shares the lore of his favorite TikToker, a straight OnlyFans creator who thinks all gay men enjoy...colonoscopies?! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 11 Jul 2024 16:10:00 -0000 Vincint full Starburns Audio Recording artist Vincint joins us to talk about performing for queer audiences. But first, we explore why young men worldwide are increasingly looking to Cialis and Viagra to enhance their sex lives. And finally, Eliot shares the lore of his favorite TikToker, a straight OnlyFans creator who thinks all gay men enjoy...colonoscopies?! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Recording artist Vincint joins us to talk about performing for queer audiences. But first, we explore why young men worldwide are increasingly looking to Cialis and Viagra to enhance their sex lives. And finally, Eliot shares the lore of his favorite TikToker, a straight OnlyFans creator who thinks all gay men enjoy...colonoscopies?!

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]]> 2861 yes Ramin Setoodah Ramin Setoodah joins us again (repeat guest!!) to discuss his new book, Apprentice in Wonderland, about how The Apprentice prepared Donald Trump for the White House...[sigh] what a world we live in. But first, Dan Savage coined a new term about polyamory and we're curious if you fall into this sliver of the population. And finally, we dive into why millennials are aging so damn gracefully. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 27 Jun 2024 08:00:00 -0000 Ramin Setoodah full Starburns Audio Ramin Setoodah joins us again (repeat guest!!) to discuss his new book, Apprentice in Wonderland, about how The Apprentice prepared Donald Trump for the White House...[sigh] what a world we live in. But first, Dan Savage coined a new term about polyamory and we're curious if you fall into this sliver of the population. And finally, we dive into why millennials are aging so damn gracefully. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Ramin Setoodah joins us again (repeat guest!!) to discuss his new book, Apprentice in Wonderland, about how The Apprentice prepared Donald Trump for the White House...[sigh] what a world we live in. But first, Dan Savage coined a new term about polyamory and we're curious if you fall into this sliver of the population. And finally, we dive into why millennials are aging so damn gracefully.

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]]> 3067 yes Solarpunk Farms (Nick Schwanz & Spencer Scott) Nick and Spencer, the queer forces behind the ecological civilization Solarpunk Farms, joins us to chat about sustainability and what kinds of delicious veggies they grow on their farm! But first, the guys discuss Supreme Court Justice Sam Alito's wife, Martha-Ann Alito, and her wild, unfettered contempt for the Pride flag (Brent has a VERY surprising solution by the end). And finally, we gab about the summer of "hot rodent boyfriends," and at least one of us couldn't be happier!  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 20 Jun 2024 08:00:00 -0000 Solarpunk Farms (Nick Schwanz & Spencer Scott) full Starburns Audio Nick and Spencer, the queer forces behind the ecological civilization Solarpunk Farms, joins us to chat about sustainability and what kinds of delicious veggies they grow on their farm! But first, the guys discuss Supreme Court Justice Sam Alito's wife, Martha-Ann Alito, and her wild, unfettered contempt for the Pride flag (Brent has a VERY surprising solution by the end). And finally, we gab about the summer of "hot rodent boyfriends," and at least one of us couldn't be happier!  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Nick and Spencer, the queer forces behind the ecological civilization Solarpunk Farms, joins us to chat about sustainability and what kinds of delicious veggies they grow on their farm! But first, the guys discuss Supreme Court Justice Sam Alito's wife, Martha-Ann Alito, and her wild, unfettered contempt for the Pride flag (Brent has a VERY surprising solution by the end). And finally, we gab about the summer of "hot rodent boyfriends," and at least one of us couldn't be happier! 

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]]> 2993 yes Dylan Carlino The endlessly endearing and hilarious comedian Dylan Carlino joins us to chat about getting strep from blowjobs and being trolled by his family. But first, we were GOING to talk about the Pope's use of the word "faggotry," but we got sidelined by lore of Brent's new Nigerian "boyfriend"...er, well, the guy selling him nude videos. And finally, Eliot wants to know what we'd have on our pride floats. That is, if someone put a gun to our heads and made us go! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 13 Jun 2024 08:00:00 -0000 Dylan Carlino full Starburns Audio The endlessly endearing and hilarious comedian Dylan Carlino joins us to chat about getting strep from blowjobs and being trolled by his family. But first, we were GOING to talk about the Pope's use of the word "faggotry," but we got sidelined by lore of Brent's new Nigerian "boyfriend"...er, well, the guy selling him nude videos. And finally, Eliot wants to know what we'd have on our pride floats. That is, if someone put a gun to our heads and made us go! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices The endlessly endearing and hilarious comedian Dylan Carlino joins us to chat about getting strep from blowjobs and being trolled by his family. But first, we were GOING to talk about the Pope's use of the word "faggotry," but we got sidelined by lore of Brent's new Nigerian "boyfriend"...er, well, the guy selling him nude videos. And finally, Eliot wants to know what we'd have on our pride floats. That is, if someone put a gun to our heads and made us go!

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]]> 3325 yes John Arthur Hill Beloved producer of innumerable gay canon TV shows, John Arthur Hill joins us to discern between P-Town and Fire Island and YES, if you must know, Andy Cohen comes up, too. But first, ALAN AIN'T HAPPY to learn about GLAAD's 2024 Social Media Index Report about how Big Tech is failing miserably to protect LGBTQ+ users from hate. And finally, Brent reads the "statistically perfect" way to date in the era of dating apps -- and the guys aren't having it!   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 30 May 2024 08:00:00 -0000 John Arthur Hill full Starburns Audio Beloved producer of innumerable gay canon TV shows, John Arthur Hill joins us to discern between P-Town and Fire Island and YES, if you must know, Andy Cohen comes up, too. But first, ALAN AIN'T HAPPY to learn about GLAAD's 2024 Social Media Index Report about how Big Tech is failing miserably to protect LGBTQ+ users from hate. And finally, Brent reads the "statistically perfect" way to date in the era of dating apps -- and the guys aren't having it!   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Beloved producer of innumerable gay canon TV shows, John Arthur Hill joins us to discern between P-Town and Fire Island and YES, if you must know, Andy Cohen comes up, too. But first, ALAN AIN'T HAPPY to learn about GLAAD's 2024 Social Media Index Report about how Big Tech is failing miserably to protect LGBTQ+ users from hate. And finally, Brent reads the "statistically perfect" way to date in the era of dating apps -- and the guys aren't having it!  

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]]> 3645 yes Jon Klaft Wildly popular Los Angeles DJ Jon Klaft joins us to discuss the unique craft of choosing songs for drunk people to dance to. But first, a New Jersey bakery turned lemons into lemonade after they received a hateful note for flying a rainbow flag. And finally, Brent finds TaskRabbit very sexual in nature...but the straight guy he hires to help assemble some furniture does not!  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 23 May 2024 08:00:00 -0000 Jon Klaft full Starburns Audio Wildly popular Los Angeles DJ Jon Klaft joins us to discuss the unique craft of choosing songs for drunk people to dance to. But first, a New Jersey bakery turned lemons into lemonade after they received a hateful note for flying a rainbow flag. And finally, Brent finds TaskRabbit very sexual in nature...but the straight guy he hires to help assemble some furniture does not!  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Wildly popular Los Angeles DJ Jon Klaft joins us to discuss the unique craft of choosing songs for drunk people to dance to. But first, a New Jersey bakery turned lemons into lemonade after they received a hateful note for flying a rainbow flag. And finally, Brent finds TaskRabbit very sexual in nature...but the straight guy he hires to help assemble some furniture does not! 

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]]> 3024 yes Par Parekh & Ali Hart Ali Hart and Par Parekh join us to discuss their amazing new documentary, Sister Una Lived A Good Death, about how a very unconventional nun spent her final year on earth. But first, Alan vents about a recent movie PR campaign that played coy with their straight leads sexualities. And finally, we update our list of dating app red flags including one particular trope that's really weirding Brent out. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 16 May 2024 08:00:00 -0000 Par Parekh & Ali Hart full Starburns Audio Ali Hart and Par Parekh join us to discuss their amazing new documentary, Sister Una Lived A Good Death, about how a very unconventional nun spent her final year on earth. But first, Alan vents about a recent movie PR campaign that played coy with their straight leads sexualities. And finally, we update our list of dating app red flags including one particular trope that's really weirding Brent out. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Ali Hart and Par Parekh join us to discuss their amazing new documentary, Sister Una Lived A Good Death, about how a very unconventional nun spent her final year on earth. But first, Alan vents about a recent movie PR campaign that played coy with their straight leads sexualities. And finally, we update our list of dating app red flags including one particular trope that's really weirding Brent out.

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]]> 3402 yes Ian Lockwood Amazingly talented comedian and pop musician Ian Lockwood joins us to talk about his unique twist on pop music. But first, some straight Glee actor named Darren Criss says he's "culturally queer," is that weird?! Are we offended? Or no? And finally, the guys unpack the whole Barbra Streisand/Melissa McCarthy Ozempic debacle during which Brent takes a hard anti-Barbra stand and Alan ain't having it!   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 09 May 2024 08:00:00 -0000 Ian Lockwood full Starburns Audio Amazingly talented comedian and pop musician Ian Lockwood joins us to talk about his unique twist on pop music. But first, some straight Glee actor named Darren Criss says he's "culturally queer," is that weird?! Are we offended? Or no? And finally, the guys unpack the whole Barbra Streisand/Melissa McCarthy Ozempic debacle during which Brent takes a hard anti-Barbra stand and Alan ain't having it!   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Amazingly talented comedian and pop musician Ian Lockwood joins us to talk about his unique twist on pop music. But first, some straight Glee actor named Darren Criss says he's "culturally queer," is that weird?! Are we offended? Or no? And finally, the guys unpack the whole Barbra Streisand/Melissa McCarthy Ozempic debacle during which Brent takes a hard anti-Barbra stand and Alan ain't having it!  

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]]> 3466 Rheeqrheeq Chainey Hilarious writer Rheeqrheeq Chainey joins us to talk about, well, mostly the older white women we're all obsessed with. But first, we dive into the PA school board's controversial cancellation of an anti-bullying speech by 30 Rock actor Maulik Pancholy. And finally, we discuss the "Gay Art of Fast Walking." Easter egg: Brent was sick while recording and by the end he sounds like death and is high from NyQuil!  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 02 May 2024 08:00:00 -0000 Rheeqrheeq Chainey full Starburns Audio Rheeqrheeq Chainey Hilarious writer Rheeqrheeq Chainey joins us to talk about, well, mostly the older white women we're all obsessed with. But first, we dive into the PA school board's controversial cancellation of an anti-bullying speech by 30 Rock actor Maulik Pancholy. And finally, we discuss the "Gay Art of Fast Walking." Easter egg: Brent was sick while recording and by the end he sounds like death and is high from NyQuil!  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hilarious writer Rheeqrheeq Chainey joins us to talk about, well, mostly the older white women we're all obsessed with. But first, we dive into the PA school board's controversial cancellation of an anti-bullying speech by 30 Rock actor Maulik Pancholy. And finally, we discuss the "Gay Art of Fast Walking." Easter egg: Brent was sick while recording and by the end he sounds like death and is high from NyQuil! 

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]]> 3090 yes Kevin DeBacker Kevin DeBacker, amazing comedian BUT ALSO gay foster dad, joins us to have such an enlightening and heartwarming conversation about gay foster parenting. But first, did JoJo Siwa REALLY invent gay pop or is that just delusion talking? And finally, Eliot wants to know, does owning a Tesla make you...a douche bag?! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 25 Apr 2024 08:00:00 -0000 Kevin DeBacker full Starburns Audio Kevin DeBacker, amazing comedian BUT ALSO gay foster dad, joins us to have such an enlightening and heartwarming conversation about gay foster parenting. But first, did JoJo Siwa REALLY invent gay pop or is that just delusion talking? And finally, Eliot wants to know, does owning a Tesla make you...a douche bag?! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Kevin DeBacker, amazing comedian BUT ALSO gay foster dad, joins us to have such an enlightening and heartwarming conversation about gay foster parenting. But first, did JoJo Siwa REALLY invent gay pop or is that just delusion talking? And finally, Eliot wants to know, does owning a Tesla make you...a douche bag?!

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]]> 3492 yes Colton Dowling Colton Dowling, one of the funniest Texans, joins us to talk about the intersectionality between stand-up comedy and his X-rated Onlyfans page. But first, the guys chat about Biden 2024's LGBT outreach (and Brent gets v heated about people who don't vote!). And finally, Eliot wants to know what our seasonal color palette is...[rolls eyes]. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 18 Apr 2024 08:00:00 -0000 Colton Dowling full Starburns Audio Colton Dowling, one of the funniest Texans, joins us to talk about the intersectionality between stand-up comedy and his X-rated Onlyfans page. But first, the guys chat about Biden 2024's LGBT outreach (and Brent gets v heated about people who don't vote!). And finally, Eliot wants to know what our seasonal color palette is...[rolls eyes]. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Colton Dowling, one of the funniest Texans, joins us to talk about the intersectionality between stand-up comedy and his X-rated Onlyfans page. But first, the guys chat about Biden 2024's LGBT outreach (and Brent gets v heated about people who don't vote!). And finally, Eliot wants to know what our seasonal color palette is...[rolls eyes].

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]]> 3228 yes Liam Gareau The downright hilarious Liam Gareau chats with us about being gay in Canada and his pop culture canon...mostly Linda Rondstadt. But first, we discuss a report that Grindr, in an attempt to monetize the platform, might introduce AI chatbots!? Brent ain't having it! And finally, Eliot is dying to know, what do we music novices think of Beyonce's new country album, Cowboy Carter? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 11 Apr 2024 08:00:00 -0000 Liam Gareau full Starburns Audio The downright hilarious Liam Gareau chats with us about being gay in Canada and his pop culture canon...mostly Linda Rondstadt. But first, we discuss a report that Grindr, in an attempt to monetize the platform, might introduce AI chatbots!? Brent ain't having it! And finally, Eliot is dying to know, what do we music novices think of Beyonce's new country album, Cowboy Carter? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices The downright hilarious Liam Gareau chats with us about being gay in Canada and his pop culture canon...mostly Linda Rondstadt. But first, we discuss a report that Grindr, in an attempt to monetize the platform, might introduce AI chatbots!? Brent ain't having it! And finally, Eliot is dying to know, what do we music novices think of Beyonce's new country album, Cowboy Carter?

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]]> 3366 yes Halle Kiefer Adorable and hilarious Halle Kiefer joins us to talk about why her Catholic faith is more terrifying than the most gruesome horror movies. But first, One Million Moms goes to war against...Paris Hilton and the color pink. And finally, Grindr turns 15! We celebrate by musing whether it's been a good or bad influence on us all.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 04 Apr 2024 08:00:00 -0000 Halle Kiefer full Starburns Audio Adorable and hilarious Halle Kiefer joins us to talk about why her Catholic faith is more terrifying than the most gruesome horror movies. But first, One Million Moms goes to war against...Paris Hilton and the color pink. And finally, Grindr turns 15! We celebrate by musing whether it's been a good or bad influence on us all.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Adorable and hilarious Halle Kiefer joins us to talk about why her Catholic faith is more terrifying than the most gruesome horror movies. But first, One Million Moms goes to war against...Paris Hilton and the color pink. And finally, Grindr turns 15! We celebrate by musing whether it's been a good or bad influence on us all. 

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]]> 3287 yes Adam Bucci The multi-talented Adam Bucci joins us to discuss his beloved horror and pop culture shop, Small Town Weirdo, devolving into us geeking out on Ryan Phillippe and all things horror (Eliot excluded, too scary!). But first, why is BYU forcing incoming freshman to read an anti-gay speech that involves musket fire!? And finally, hear firsthand how Brent dupes Eliot with a sleazy texting app literally multiple times a week!  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 28 Mar 2024 08:00:00 -0000 Adam Bucci full Starburns Audio The multi-talented Adam Bucci joins us to discuss his beloved horror and pop culture shop, Small Town Weirdo, devolving into us geeking out on Ryan Phillippe and all things horror (Eliot excluded, too scary!). But first, why is BYU forcing incoming freshman to read an anti-gay speech that involves musket fire!? And finally, hear firsthand how Brent dupes Eliot with a sleazy texting app literally multiple times a week!  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices The multi-talented Adam Bucci joins us to discuss his beloved horror and pop culture shop, Small Town Weirdo, devolving into us geeking out on Ryan Phillippe and all things horror (Eliot excluded, too scary!). But first, why is BYU forcing incoming freshman to read an anti-gay speech that involves musket fire!? And finally, hear firsthand how Brent dupes Eliot with a sleazy texting app literally multiple times a week! 

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]]> 3115 yes Barrett Blackman The delightfully dry Barrett Blackman joins the guys to discuss all things Golden Girls (yes, even Golden Palace) as well as his appearance on Judge Mathis (jealous!). But first, would you believe that trans high school thespian Max Hightower went head-to-head with their Texas principal...and won?! And finally, should there be a protocol for swapping nude pics?! Eliot needs to know! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 21 Mar 2024 08:00:00 -0000 Barrett Blackman full Starburns Audio The delightfully dry Barrett Blackman joins the guys to discuss all things Golden Girls (yes, even Golden Palace) as well as his appearance on Judge Mathis (jealous!). But first, would you believe that trans high school thespian Max Hightower went head-to-head with their Texas principal...and won?! And finally, should there be a protocol for swapping nude pics?! Eliot needs to know! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices The delightfully dry Barrett Blackman joins the guys to discuss all things Golden Girls (yes, even Golden Palace) as well as his appearance on Judge Mathis (jealous!). But first, would you believe that trans high school thespian Max Hightower went head-to-head with their Texas principal...and won?! And finally, should there be a protocol for swapping nude pics?! Eliot needs to know!

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]]> 3296 yes Dubbs Weinblatt Dubbs Weinblatt joins us to talk about coming out stories and maybe even how great Columbus, OH is! But first, is it weird that RuPaul's new bookstore is selling Kirk Cameron novels? And finally, hear about all the drama that happened the day after an amorous fella sent Eliot a bunch of filthy videos on Grindr. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 14 Mar 2024 08:00:00 -0000 Dubbs Weinblatt full Starburns Audio Dubbs Weinblatt joins us to talk about coming out stories and maybe even how great Columbus, OH is! But first, is it weird that RuPaul's new bookstore is selling Kirk Cameron novels? And finally, hear about all the drama that happened the day after an amorous fella sent Eliot a bunch of filthy videos on Grindr. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Dubbs Weinblatt joins us to talk about coming out stories and maybe even how great Columbus, OH is! But first, is it weird that RuPaul's new bookstore is selling Kirk Cameron novels? And finally, hear about all the drama that happened the day after an amorous fella sent Eliot a bunch of filthy videos on Grindr.

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]]> 2815 yes Parker Callahan Parker Callahan, hilarious performer and writer, engages us with a freewheeling chat about microdosing, Cards Against Humanity, and his brilliantly gay-themed body of theater work. But first, we explore the horrific death of Oklahoma non-binary teen Nex Benedict, who mysteriously dropped dead one day after being assaulted by bullies in their suburban Tulsa high school. And finally, what should we make of Fentanyl test strips being available in gay bars!? Should we be scared? Relieved? Who even still does coke!? Not Alan...😬 Here's the GoFundMe for Nex Benedict: https://www.gofundme.com/f/dagny-benedict Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 07 Mar 2024 09:00:00 -0000 Parker Callahan full Starburns Audio Parker Callahan, hilarious performer and writer, engages us with a freewheeling chat about microdosing, Cards Against Humanity, and his brilliantly gay-themed body of theater work. But first, we explore the horrific death of Oklahoma non-binary teen Nex Benedict, who mysteriously dropped dead one day after being assaulted by bullies in their suburban Tulsa high school. And finally, what should we make of Fentanyl test strips being available in gay bars!? Should we be scared? Relieved? Who even still does coke!? Not Alan...😬 Here's the GoFundMe for Nex Benedict: https://www.gofundme.com/f/dagny-benedict Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Parker Callahan, hilarious performer and writer, engages us with a freewheeling chat about microdosing, Cards Against Humanity, and his brilliantly gay-themed body of theater work. But first, we explore the horrific death of Oklahoma non-binary teen Nex Benedict, who mysteriously dropped dead one day after being assaulted by bullies in their suburban Tulsa high school. And finally, what should we make of Fentanyl test strips being available in gay bars!? Should we be scared? Relieved? Who even still does coke!? Not Alan...😬

Here's the GoFundMe for Nex Benedict: https://www.gofundme.com/f/dagny-benedict

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]]> 3097 yes Kate Stayman-London The effervescently hilarious Kate Stayman-London joins us to discuss her romance novels, Taylor Swift's sexuality, and working for Hillary. But first, the guys discuss why Greece legalizing same-sex marriage is a huge deal for an Orthodox country. And finally, Eliot discusses the kind of business he dreams of opening and Brent shares his own...rather dark idea. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 29 Feb 2024 09:00:00 -0000 Kate Stayman-London full Starburns Audio The effervescently hilarious Kate Stayman-London joins us to discuss her romance novels, Taylor Swift's sexuality, and working for Hillary. But first, the guys discuss why Greece legalizing same-sex marriage is a huge deal for an Orthodox country. And finally, Eliot discusses the kind of business he dreams of opening and Brent shares his own...rather dark idea. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices The effervescently hilarious Kate Stayman-London joins us to discuss her romance novels, Taylor Swift's sexuality, and working for Hillary. But first, the guys discuss why Greece legalizing same-sex marriage is a huge deal for an Orthodox country. And finally, Eliot discusses the kind of business he dreams of opening and Brent shares his own...rather dark idea.

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]]> 3507 yes Reid Pope The brilliant comedian Reid Pope comes on to discuss their viral "thirst trap recreations," and how unamused many of those self-serious influencers were. But first, will you invest in the NEW Fire Island that's gonna be in Greece, I guess? And finally, learn how gays paved the way for all those straight DINKs out there. No, that's not a sex term, you'll just have to listen to find out what it means!  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 22 Feb 2024 09:00:00 -0000 Reid Pope full Starburns Audio The brilliant comedian Reid Pope comes on to discuss their viral "thirst trap recreations," and how unamused many of those self-serious influencers were. But first, will you invest in the NEW Fire Island that's gonna be in Greece, I guess? And finally, learn how gays paved the way for all those straight DINKs out there. No, that's not a sex term, you'll just have to listen to find out what it means!  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices The brilliant comedian Reid Pope comes on to discuss their viral "thirst trap recreations," and how unamused many of those self-serious influencers were. But first, will you invest in the NEW Fire Island that's gonna be in Greece, I guess? And finally, learn how gays paved the way for all those straight DINKs out there. No, that's not a sex term, you'll just have to listen to find out what it means! 

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]]> 3386 yes Jenny Yang Comedian and action star (!!) Jenny Yang joins the guys to talk about her self-care rituals and fight scene prep. But first, find out what happened after Indiana opened up a hotline to report "transgressive" public school curriculum like...civil rights 😬. And finally, the guys debate post-wedding name changes but ONE host reveals he's inexplicably anti-all-last-names!  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 15 Feb 2024 09:00:00 -0000 Jenny Yang full Starburns Audio Comedian and action star (!!) Jenny Yang joins the guys to talk about her self-care rituals and fight scene prep. But first, find out what happened after Indiana opened up a hotline to report "transgressive" public school curriculum like...civil rights 😬. And finally, the guys debate post-wedding name changes but ONE host reveals he's inexplicably anti-all-last-names!  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Comedian and action star (!!) Jenny Yang joins the guys to talk about her self-care rituals and fight scene prep. But first, find out what happened after Indiana opened up a hotline to report "transgressive" public school curriculum like...civil rights 😬. And finally, the guys debate post-wedding name changes but ONE host reveals he's inexplicably anti-all-last-names! 

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]]> 3221 yes Hot Topics: Oscars, Nipple Inspections and Straight Dudes Going Gay-ish The Oscars season is upon us! The guys pepper Alan, resident movie aficionado, with questions about this year's Oscar nods and glaring omissions. But first up, why the hell are there nipple inspections happening at gay bars in Seattle? And finally, speaking of movies like Saltburn [rolls eyes], Alan wants to know what the guys think of modern gay-baiting. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 08 Feb 2024 09:00:00 -0000 Hot Topics: Oscars, Nipple Inspections and Straight Dudes Going Gay-ish full Starburns Audio The Oscars season is upon us! The guys pepper Alan, resident movie aficionado, with questions about this year's Oscar nods and glaring omissions. But first up, why the hell are there nipple inspections happening at gay bars in Seattle? And finally, speaking of movies like Saltburn [rolls eyes], Alan wants to know what the guys think of modern gay-baiting. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices The Oscars season is upon us! The guys pepper Alan, resident movie aficionado, with questions about this year's Oscar nods and glaring omissions. But first up, why the hell are there nipple inspections happening at gay bars in Seattle? And finally, speaking of movies like Saltburn [rolls eyes], Alan wants to know what the guys think of modern gay-baiting.

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]]> 3215 yes Matt McConkey Matt McConkey joins us AGAIN (hate to brag) to chat about why Sex in the City resonates with gays and to dish on its infamous reboot...fingers crossed Che Diaz doesn't listen. But first, we explore a new poll that reveals how LGBTs are more inclined to adopt and foster kids but fear of stigma stands in their way. And finally, would any of us visit a psychic? Find out AND hear our favorite psychic fail stories.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Wed, 07 Feb 2024 18:33:00 -0000 Matt McConkey full Starburns Audio Matt McConkey joins us AGAIN (hate to brag) to chat about why Sex in the City resonates with gays and to dish on its infamous reboot...fingers crossed Che Diaz doesn't listen. But first, we explore a new poll that reveals how LGBTs are more inclined to adopt and foster kids but fear of stigma stands in their way. And finally, would any of us visit a psychic? Find out AND hear our favorite psychic fail stories.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Matt McConkey joins us AGAIN (hate to brag) to chat about why Sex in the City resonates with gays and to dish on its infamous reboot...fingers crossed Che Diaz doesn't listen. But first, we explore a new poll that reveals how LGBTs are more inclined to adopt and foster kids but fear of stigma stands in their way. And finally, would any of us visit a psychic? Find out AND hear our favorite psychic fail stories. 

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]]> 3410 yes Kim David Smith TWO GUESTS THIS WEEK! First, cabaret legend Kim David Smith comes on to talk Marlene Dietrich and a million other campy things that went over Brent's head. Plus, "Nate", a full service masseur (yes, Happy Endings included) joined us this week to have a frank, free-wheeling, and de-stigmatizing conversation about working in the sex industry. But first, the guys chat about Rep. Robert Garcia, the gay Congressman who quoted...the Housewives in Congress? 😬 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 25 Jan 2024 09:00:00 -0000 Kim David Smith full Starburns Audio TWO GUESTS THIS WEEK! First, cabaret legend Kim David Smith comes on to talk Marlene Dietrich and a million other campy things that went over Brent's head. Plus, "Nate", a full service masseur (yes, Happy Endings included) joined us this week to have a frank, free-wheeling, and de-stigmatizing conversation about working in the sex industry. But first, the guys chat about Rep. Robert Garcia, the gay Congressman who quoted...the Housewives in Congress? 😬 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices TWO GUESTS THIS WEEK! First, cabaret legend Kim David Smith comes on to talk Marlene Dietrich and a million other campy things that went over Brent's head. Plus, "Nate", a full service masseur (yes, Happy Endings included) joined us this week to have a frank, free-wheeling, and de-stigmatizing conversation about working in the sex industry. But first, the guys chat about Rep. Robert Garcia, the gay Congressman who quoted...the Housewives in Congress? 😬

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]]> 3909 yes Maggie Winters The internet's funniest content creator Maggie Winters dazzles the guys with a convo that ranges from stew to her Disney World employee experience. But first, what do the guys think of the newest most powerful gay politician, France's Gabriel Attal? (Eat your heart out Latvia). And finally, we wade in on the 5000 word [sigh] editorial in the NYTimes about Taylor Swift's sexuality. Yikes. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 18 Jan 2024 09:00:00 -0000 Maggie Winters full Starburns Audio The internet's funniest content creator Maggie Winters dazzles the guys with a convo that ranges from stew to her Disney World employee experience. But first, what do the guys think of the newest most powerful gay politician, France's Gabriel Attal? (Eat your heart out Latvia). And finally, we wade in on the 5000 word [sigh] editorial in the NYTimes about Taylor Swift's sexuality. Yikes. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices The internet's funniest content creator Maggie Winters dazzles the guys with a convo that ranges from stew to her Disney World employee experience. But first, what do the guys think of the newest most powerful gay politician, France's Gabriel Attal? (Eat your heart out Latvia). And finally, we wade in on the 5000 word [sigh] editorial in the NYTimes about Taylor Swift's sexuality. Yikes.

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]]> 2959 yes Darby & Alexis (IMHO: The Show) Drag duo/icons Darby & Alexis (IMHO: The Show) basically come on and make the guys laugh for 25 minutes straight. But first, the guys discuss a Reddit thread about ways to garner 'gay attention' at the gym and why Brent qualifies as "skid row chic." And finally, hear the most precocious, adorable clip of Young Eliot, long before he was unhinged, on Public Radio! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 11 Jan 2024 09:00:00 -0000 Darby & Alexis (IMHO: The Show) full Starburns Audio Drag duo/icons Darby & Alexis (IMHO: The Show) basically come on and make the guys laugh for 25 minutes straight. But first, the guys discuss a Reddit thread about ways to garner 'gay attention' at the gym and why Brent qualifies as "skid row chic." And finally, hear the most precocious, adorable clip of Young Eliot, long before he was unhinged, on Public Radio! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Drag duo/icons Darby & Alexis (IMHO: The Show) basically come on and make the guys laugh for 25 minutes straight. But first, the guys discuss a Reddit thread about ways to garner 'gay attention' at the gym and why Brent qualifies as "skid row chic." And finally, hear the most precocious, adorable clip of Young Eliot, long before he was unhinged, on Public Radio!

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]]> 3189 yes Carson Garrett from 'Survivor' 44 Survivor FINALIST Carson Garrett joins the guys to be extremely cute but also explore why he's become such a huge gay thirst trap. But first, find out what state is the gayest...percentage wise. And finally, a rare second guest! Alan brings on his good friend, Jonathan Edelman, to explore the DC gay scene and why we should all move there. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 21 Dec 2023 09:00:00 -0000 Carson Garrett from 'Survivor' 44 full Starburns Audio Survivor FINALIST Carson Garrett joins the guys to be extremely cute but also explore why he's become such a huge gay thirst trap. But first, find out what state is the gayest...percentage wise. And finally, a rare second guest! Alan brings on his good friend, Jonathan Edelman, to explore the DC gay scene and why we should all move there. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Survivor FINALIST Carson Garrett joins the guys to be extremely cute but also explore why he's become such a huge gay thirst trap. But first, find out what state is the gayest...percentage wise. And finally, a rare second guest! Alan brings on his good friend, Jonathan Edelman, to explore the DC gay scene and why we should all move there.

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]]> 3900 yes Jeff Hiller The amazing Jeff Hiller, of Somebody Somewhere fame, joins the guys to chat about church, cliche gay characters, and bad improv! But first, the guys had no choice but to argue over the problematic nature of George Santos' Cameo page. And finally, learn what anxieties keep these three up at night. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 14 Dec 2023 09:00:00 -0000 Jeff Hiller full Starburns Audio The amazing Jeff Hiller, of Somebody Somewhere fame, joins the guys to chat about church, cliche gay characters, and bad improv! But first, the guys had no choice but to argue over the problematic nature of George Santos' Cameo page. And finally, learn what anxieties keep these three up at night. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices The amazing Jeff Hiller, of Somebody Somewhere fame, joins the guys to chat about church, cliche gay characters, and bad improv! But first, the guys had no choice but to argue over the problematic nature of George Santos' Cameo page. And finally, learn what anxieties keep these three up at night.

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]]> 3501 yes Bryan Safi The incomparable Bryan Safi joins us (AGAIN!!) to gab about his myriad podcasts and new solo show. But first, the guys discuss a shockingly spiteful anti-trans measure to come from a small community in California of all places! And finally, find out which of the three loves the global phenom Taylor Swift and which are neutral!  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 07 Dec 2023 09:00:00 -0000 Bryan Safi full Starburns Audio The incomparable Bryan Safi joins us (AGAIN!!) to gab about his myriad podcasts and new solo show. But first, the guys discuss a shockingly spiteful anti-trans measure to come from a small community in California of all places! And finally, find out which of the three loves the global phenom Taylor Swift and which are neutral!  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices The incomparable Bryan Safi joins us (AGAIN!!) to gab about his myriad podcasts and new solo show. But first, the guys discuss a shockingly spiteful anti-trans measure to come from a small community in California of all places! And finally, find out which of the three loves the global phenom Taylor Swift and which are neutral! 

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]]> 2942 yes Sarah Tapscott The hilarious comedy writer Sarah Tapscott joins the guys to talk about coming out "late" and, well, doll genitals. But first, why is Fox News anti-black handicapped Santas? And finally, the guys explore whether Brent was chatting on Hinge with a robot profile which leads them to a pretty terrifying revelation at the end! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 30 Nov 2023 09:00:00 -0000 Sarah Tapscott full Starburns Audio The hilarious comedy writer Sarah Tapscott joins the guys to talk about coming out "late" and, well, doll genitals. But first, why is Fox News anti-black handicapped Santas? And finally, the guys explore whether Brent was chatting on Hinge with a robot profile which leads them to a pretty terrifying revelation at the end! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices The hilarious comedy writer Sarah Tapscott joins the guys to talk about coming out "late" and, well, doll genitals. But first, why is Fox News anti-black handicapped Santas? And finally, the guys explore whether Brent was chatting on Hinge with a robot profile which leads them to a pretty terrifying revelation at the end!

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]]> 3410 yes Shane O'Neill Shane O'Neill, fashion, culture, and media writer for WaPo's StylePost, mesmerizes the guys with his wealth of knowledge about all things culture! But first, we must debate Marjorie Taylor Greene's most recent publicity stunt. And finally, Brent shares some very shocking differences between gay and straight protocols on dating apps. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 16 Nov 2023 09:00:00 -0000 Shane O'Neill full Starburns Audio Shane O'Neill, fashion, culture, and media writer for WaPo's StylePost, mesmerizes the guys with his wealth of knowledge about all things culture! Shane O'Neill, fashion, culture, and media writer for WaPo's StylePost, mesmerizes the guys with his wealth of knowledge about all things culture! But first, we must debate Marjorie Taylor Greene's most recent publicity stunt. And finally, Brent shares some very shocking differences between gay and straight protocols on dating apps. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Shane O'Neill, fashion, culture, and media writer for WaPo's StylePost, mesmerizes the guys with his wealth of knowledge about all things culture! But first, we must debate Marjorie Taylor Greene's most recent publicity stunt. And finally, Brent shares some very shocking differences between gay and straight protocols on dating apps.

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]]> 3560 yes Ashley Ray The wildly delightful Ashley Ray, with her encyclopedic knowledge of television, comes on for a lively chat about her favorite pastime. But first, learn how the Republican's new Speaker of the House isn't just any ole garden variety homophobe. And finally, the guys weigh in on rich gay dad influencer "content." Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 09 Nov 2023 09:00:00 -0000 Ashley Ray full Starburns Audio The wildly delightful Ashley Ray, with her encyclopedic knowledge of television, comes on for a lively chat about her favorite pastime. The wildly delightful Ashley Ray, with her encyclopedic knowledge of television, comes on for a lively chat about her favorite pastime. But first, learn how the Republican's new Speaker of the House isn't just any ole garden variety homophobe. And finally, the guys weigh in on rich gay dad influencer "content." Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices The wildly delightful Ashley Ray, with her encyclopedic knowledge of television, comes on for a lively chat about her favorite pastime. But first, learn how the Republican's new Speaker of the House isn't just any ole garden variety homophobe. And finally, the guys weigh in on rich gay dad influencer "content."

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]]> 3405 yes Cody Seiya OnlyFans star Cody Seiya joins the guys to answer...well, all of Brent's questions about life as a porn star. But first, why is the NHL appeasing homophobes!? And finally, learn what the guys deem red flags on dating profiles. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 26 Oct 2023 08:00:00 -0000 Cody Seiya full Starburns Audio OnlyFans star Cody Seiya joins the guys to answer...well, all of Brent's questions. OnlyFans star Cody Seiya joins the guys to answer...well, all of Brent's questions about life as a porn star. But first, why is the NHL appeasing homophobes!? And finally, learn what the guys deem red flags on dating profiles. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices OnlyFans star Cody Seiya joins the guys to answer...well, all of Brent's questions about life as a porn star. But first, why is the NHL appeasing homophobes!? And finally, learn what the guys deem red flags on dating profiles.

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]]> 3129 yes Jonathan Andre Culliton Jonathan Andre Culliton of Trans Cinematic Universe Podcast comes on to discuss all those crazy trans references and macroaggressions from movies of the 80s and 90s. But first, find out if the guys are as obsessed with the Roman Empire as straight dudes. And finally, why are studies showing young people having less sex? And will this cause Eliot to jump off a bridge!? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 19 Oct 2023 08:00:00 -0000 Jonathan Andre Culliton full Starburns Audio Jonathan Andre Culliton of Trans Cinematic Universe Podcast comes on to discuss all those crazy trans references and macroaggressions from movies of the 80s and 90s. Jonathan Andre Culliton of Trans Cinematic Universe Podcast comes on to discuss all those crazy trans references and macroaggressions from movies of the 80s and 90s. But first, find out if the guys are as obsessed with the Roman Empire as straight dudes. And finally, why are studies showing young people having less sex? And will this cause Eliot to jump off a bridge!? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Jonathan Andre Culliton of Trans Cinematic Universe Podcast comes on to discuss all those crazy trans references and macroaggressions from movies of the 80s and 90s. But first, find out if the guys are as obsessed with the Roman Empire as straight dudes. And finally, why are studies showing young people having less sex? And will this cause Eliot to jump off a bridge!?

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]]> 2981 yes Sara Jo Allocco and Dan St. Germain Sara Jo Allocco and Dan St. Germain of The IT Crowd Podcast talk about the only thing scarier than their marriage: horror movies. But first, the guys dig into the theory that the evolution of gay villains shows how far we've come in our fight for equality. Then, hear Brent talk about a close encounter with his former favorite cam model!  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 05 Oct 2023 08:00:00 -0000 Sara Jo Allocco and Dan St. Germain full Starburns Audio Sara Jo Allocco and Dan St. Germain of The IT Crowd Podcast talk about the only thing scarier than their marriage: horror movies. Sara Jo Allocco and Dan St. Germain of The IT Crowd Podcast talk about the only thing scarier than their marriage: horror movies. But first, the guys dig into the theory that the evolution of gay villains shows how far we've come in our fight for equality. Then, hear Brent talk about a close encounter with his former favorite cam model!  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Sara Jo Allocco and Dan St. Germain of The IT Crowd Podcast talk about the only thing scarier than their marriage: horror movies. But first, the guys dig into the theory that the evolution of gay villains shows how far we've come in our fight for equality. Then, hear Brent talk about a close encounter with his former favorite cam model! 

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]]> 3266 yes Jeffery Self Actor, comedian, former Marjorie Taylor Greene neighbor Jeffery Self basically just makes the guys laugh for 25ish minutes. But first, here's a question: is Republican Senator Tim Scott a virgin? And finally, Alan charms us all with a sweet re-telling of his first date with Michael! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Wed, 27 Sep 2023 08:00:00 -0000 Jeffery Self full Starburns Audio Actor, comedian, former Marjorie Taylor Greene neighbor Jeffery Self basically just makes the guys laugh for 25ish minutes. Actor, comedian, former Marjorie Taylor Greene neighbor Jeffery Self basically just makes the guys laugh for 25ish minutes. But first, here's a question: is Republican Senator Tim Scott a virgin? And finally, Alan charms us all with a sweet re-telling of his first date with Michael! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Actor, comedian, former Marjorie Taylor Greene neighbor Jeffery Self basically just makes the guys laugh for 25ish minutes. But first, here's a question: is Republican Senator Tim Scott a virgin? And finally, Alan charms us all with a sweet re-telling of his first date with Michael!

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]]> 3305 yes Paul Robalino Paul Robalino of CollegeHumor discusses the site's not-so-recent pivot and how they manage to make hilarious content that's actually uplifting. But first, the guys give an update on Kim Davis' legal drama before ragging on what a trash heap she is. And finally, Alan calls out middle-aged homosexuals (that's us!) who still dress like their tweens (not us).  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 21 Sep 2023 08:00:00 -0000 Paul Robalino full Starburns Audio Paul Robalino of CollegeHumor discusses the site's not-so-recent pivot and how they manage to make hilarious content that's actually uplifting. Paul Robalino of CollegeHumor discusses the site's not-so-recent pivot and how they manage to make hilarious content that's actually uplifting. But first, the guys give an update on Kim Davis' legal drama before ragging on what a trash heap she is. And finally, Alan calls out middle-aged homosexuals (that's us!) who still dress like their tweens (not us).  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Paul Robalino of CollegeHumor discusses the site's not-so-recent pivot and how they manage to make hilarious content that's actually uplifting. But first, the guys give an update on Kim Davis' legal drama before ragging on what a trash heap she is. And finally, Alan calls out middle-aged homosexuals (that's us!) who still dress like their tweens (not us). 

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]]> 2933 yes Marla Mindelle Marla Mindelle, star of Titanique The Musical, dishes on the show and delights the guys with her jaw-dropping Celine impression. But first, guess which state is now the ONLY ONE that has never elected an openly LGBTQ official!? And the guys get VERY personal about their ASMR fetishes. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 14 Sep 2023 08:00:00 -0000 Marla Mindelle full Starburns Audio Marla Mindelle, star of Titanique The Musical, dishes on the show and delights the guys with her jaw-dropping Celine impression. Marla Mindelle, star of Titanique The Musical, dishes on the show and delights the guys with her jaw-dropping Celine impression. But first, guess which state is now the ONLY ONE that has never elected an openly LGBTQ official!? And the guys get VERY personal about their ASMR fetishes. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Marla Mindelle, star of Titanique The Musical, dishes on the show and delights the guys with her jaw-dropping Celine impression. But first, guess which state is now the ONLY ONE that has never elected an openly LGBTQ official!? And the guys get VERY personal about their ASMR fetishes.

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]]> 3226 yes Lauren Ashley Smith Legendary sketch writer Lauren Ashley Smith comes on and tells the amazing story behind meeting her wife and landing in the NYTimes. But first, the guy's discuss Russia's 81st crackdown on gay kids this year. And finally, Brent shares a very weird story about a possible...fake nurse?  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 07 Sep 2023 08:00:00 -0000 Lauren Ashley Smith full Starburns Audio Legendary sketch writer Lauren Ashley Smith comes on and tells the amazing story behind meeting her wife and landing in the NYTimes. Legendary sketch writer Lauren Ashley Smith comes on and tells the amazing story behind meeting her wife and landing in the NYTimes. But first, the guy's discuss Russia's 81st crackdown on gay kids this year. And finally, Brent shares a very weird story about a possible...fake nurse?  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Legendary sketch writer Lauren Ashley Smith comes on and tells the amazing story behind meeting her wife and landing in the NYTimes. But first, the guy's discuss Russia's 81st crackdown on gay kids this year. And finally, Brent shares a very weird story about a possible...fake nurse? 

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]]> 3435 yes Debra DiGiovanni Do not miss comedian Debra DiGiovanni's insane green card story (alongside plenty of other tidbits). Plus, why is Grindr trying to rebrand as a LinkedIn competitor?  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 31 Aug 2023 08:00:00 -0000 Debra DiGiovanni full Starburns Audio Do not miss comedian Debra DiGiovanni's insane green card story (alongside plenty of other tidbits). Do not miss comedian Debra DiGiovanni's insane green card story (alongside plenty of other tidbits). Plus, why is Grindr trying to rebrand as a LinkedIn competitor?  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Do not miss comedian Debra DiGiovanni's insane green card story (alongside plenty of other tidbits). Plus, why is Grindr trying to rebrand as a LinkedIn competitor? 

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]]> 3178 yes Unhinged Fan Q&A The guys field some fun, cute, probing, and even contentious questions from their ravenous fan base! Plus find out why Stephen Miller's boycotting Frosted Flakes (lol) and Brent explains his love of sorbet! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 24 Aug 2023 08:00:00 -0000 Unhinged Fan Q&A full Starburns Audio The guys field some fun, cute, probing, and even contentious questions from their ravenous fan base! The guys field some fun, cute, probing, and even contentious questions from their ravenous fan base! Plus find out why Stephen Miller's boycotting Frosted Flakes (lol) and Brent explains his love of sorbet! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices The guys field some fun, cute, probing, and even contentious questions from their ravenous fan base! Plus find out why Stephen Miller's boycotting Frosted Flakes (lol) and Brent explains his love of sorbet!

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]]> 3770 yes Brian Derrick Political operative Brian Derrick shares some rather ominous thoughts about the upcoming election. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 17 Aug 2023 08:00:00 -0000 Brian Derrick full Starburns Audio Political operative Brian Derrick shares some rather ominous thoughts about the upcoming election. Political operative Brian Derrick shares some rather ominous thoughts about the upcoming election. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Political operative Brian Derrick shares some rather ominous thoughts about the upcoming election.

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]]> 3269 yes Pete Zias Pete Zias joins to explain his obsession with tabloids and why they're not just for "grandmother women" anymore. And Brent spotlights the edgelord vibe of asking "Have we met?" on a gay dating app. Then, we go to the doctor, we go to the mountains -- it's never too late for an Indigo Girls renaissance! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 10 Aug 2023 07:00:00 -0000 full Starburns Audio Pete Zias joins to explain his obsession with tabloids and why they're not just for "grandmother women" anymore. And Brent spotlights the edgelord vibe of asking "Have we met?" on a gay dating app. Then, we go to the doctor, we go to the mountains -- it's never too late for an Indigo Girls renaissance! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Pete Zias joins to explain his obsession with tabloids and why they're not just for "grandmother women" anymore. And Brent spotlights the edgelord vibe of asking "Have we met?" on a gay dating app. Then, we go to the doctor, we go to the mountains -- it's never too late for an Indigo Girls renaissance!

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]]> 3123 Anna Roisman Anna Roisman, comedian, impressionist and former HQ hostess, gives the guys a lesson in Hilaria Baldwin 101 and it's...how do you say, cucumber? Plus, the guys explore the complicated queer tank top. And Brent's existential dread about AI on Grindr comes to a head. Just one piece of advice: don't bother Eliot in the middle of Mare of Winningham. @HAlanScott Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 03 Aug 2023 07:00:00 -0000 full Starburns Audio Anna Roisman, comedian, impressionist and former HQ hostess, gives the guys a lesson in Hilaria Baldwin 101 and it's...how do you say, cucumber? Plus, the guys explore the complicated queer tank top. And Brent's existential dread about AI on Grindr comes to a head. Just one piece of advice: don't bother Eliot in the middle of Mare of Winningham. @HAlanScott Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Anna Roisman, comedian, impressionist and former HQ hostess, gives the guys a lesson in Hilaria Baldwin 101 and it's...how do you say, cucumber? Plus, the guys explore the complicated queer tank top. And Brent's existential dread about AI on Grindr comes to a head. Just one piece of advice: don't bother Eliot in the middle of Mare of Winningham.


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]]> 2832 Brian Gallivan TV writer Brian Gallivan joins this week and helps the guys each figure out which Wayans brother they find the most crushworthy -- it's Damon Jr. for Brian, as made clear from his days writing for Happy Endings. Plus, #notmyspiderman trends after Tom Holland appears in a gay sex scene and people get mad? And the co-hosts commemorate the 20th anniversary of Queer Eye for the Straight Guy, and H. Alan still doesn't know what Jai did. @HAlanScott Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 27 Jul 2023 07:00:00 -0000 full Starburns Audio TV writer Brian Gallivan joins this week and helps the guys each figure out which Wayans brother they find the most crushworthy -- it's Damon Jr. for Brian, as made clear from his days writing for Happy Endings. Plus, #notmyspiderman trends after Tom Holland appears in a gay sex scene and people get mad? And the co-hosts commemorate the 20th anniversary of Queer Eye for the Straight Guy, and H. Alan still doesn't know what Jai did. @HAlanScott Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices TV writer Brian Gallivan joins this week and helps the guys each figure out which Wayans brother they find the most crushworthy -- it's Damon Jr. for Brian, as made clear from his days writing for Happy Endings. Plus, #notmyspiderman trends after Tom Holland appears in a gay sex scene and people get mad? And the co-hosts commemorate the 20th anniversary of Queer Eye for the Straight Guy, and H. Alan still doesn't know what Jai did.


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]]> 3233 Arden Myrin Actress and comedian Arden Myrin graces the fellas with her presence to discuss reality TV and, well, more reality TV. And cookiepuss! Plus, everything to know about the controversy surrounding 303 Creative, this term's Supreme Court case that ruled against a gay man...who isn't gay. And finally, does Brent know this summer's big gay bop?! Scratch that: does Brent know what a "bop" is? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 20 Jul 2023 07:00:00 -0000 full Starburns Audio Actress and comedian Arden Myrin graces the fellas with her presence to discuss reality TV and, well, more reality TV. And cookiepuss! Plus, everything to know about the controversy surrounding 303 Creative, this term's Supreme Court case that ruled against a gay man...who isn't gay. And finally, does Brent know this summer's big gay bop?! Scratch that: does Brent know what a "bop" is? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Actress and comedian Arden Myrin graces the fellas with her presence to discuss reality TV and, well, more reality TV. And cookiepuss! Plus, everything to know about the controversy surrounding 303 Creative, this term's Supreme Court case that ruled against a gay man...who isn't gay. And finally, does Brent know this summer's big gay bop?! Scratch that: does Brent know what a "bop" is?

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]]> 3438 Zackary Drucker Zackary Drucker joins to talk about her breadth of film work from The Stroll to The Lady and the Dale to Queenmaker: Making of an It Girl ...and, girl, it's a gift. Plus, can Ron DeSantis actually get ahead in the 2023 political landscape using old school, all American homophobia? And when it comes to native accents, whose comes through the strongest? Ask Brent about his father! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 13 Jul 2023 07:00:00 -0000 full Starburns Audio Zackary Drucker joins to talk about her breadth of film work from The Stroll to The Lady and the Dale to Queenmaker: Making of an It Girl ...and, girl, it's a gift. Plus, can Ron DeSantis actually get ahead in the 2023 political landscape using old school, all American homophobia? And when it comes to native accents, whose comes through the strongest? Ask Brent about his father! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Zackary Drucker joins to talk about her breadth of film work from The Stroll to The Lady and the Dale to Queenmaker: Making of an It Girl ...and, girl, it's a gift. Plus, can Ron DeSantis actually get ahead in the 2023 political landscape using old school, all American homophobia? And when it comes to native accents, whose comes through the strongest? Ask Brent about his father!

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]]> 3288 Sean O'Connor The funniest comedy writer Sean O'Connor joins the guys to goss about the sexiest baseball players and his conservative parents VERY strange (but sweet!) relationship with their gay BFF. But first, Brent's home state of Michigan is desperately trying to get YOU to move there. And then the guys debate whether it's cool to Grindr all day when you've got young kids at home that probably need food and diapers or whatever. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 29 Jun 2023 07:00:00 -0000 full Starburns Audio The funniest comedy writer Sean O'Connor joins the guys to goss about the sexiest baseball players and his conservative parents VERY strange (but sweet!) relationship with their gay BFF. But first, Brent's home state of Michigan is desperately trying to get YOU to move there. And then the guys debate whether it's cool to Grindr all day when you've got young kids at home that probably need food and diapers or whatever. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices The funniest comedy writer Sean O'Connor joins the guys to goss about the sexiest baseball players and his conservative parents VERY strange (but sweet!) relationship with their gay BFF. But first, Brent's home state of Michigan is desperately trying to get YOU to move there. And then the guys debate whether it's cool to Grindr all day when you've got young kids at home that probably need food and diapers or whatever.

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]]> 3053 Louis Peitzman Writer and theater critic Louis Peitzman joins the guys from New York, where he is by all accounts okay with Times Square (...but we love him anyway). Plus, LGBTQ+ fiction are at record sales, which is like...books? Cool! And now that Pat Sajak is exiting his gig, where do the guys (including bona fide Wheel of Fortune contestant Eliot) fall in terms of finding a replacement host? Three words: keep Wheel bland! @HAlanScott Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 22 Jun 2023 07:00:00 -0000 full Starburns Audio Writer and theater critic Louis Peitzman joins the guys from New York, where he is by all accounts okay with Times Square (...but we love him anyway). Plus, LGBTQ+ fiction are at record sales, which is like...books? Cool! And now that Pat Sajak is exiting his gig, where do the guys (including bona fide Wheel of Fortune contestant Eliot) fall in terms of finding a replacement host? Three words: keep Wheel bland! @HAlanScott Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Writer and theater critic Louis Peitzman joins the guys from New York, where he is by all accounts okay with Times Square (...but we love him anyway). Plus, LGBTQ+ fiction are at record sales, which is like...books? Cool! And now that Pat Sajak is exiting his gig, where do the guys (including bona fide Wheel of Fortune contestant Eliot) fall in terms of finding a replacement host? Three words: keep Wheel bland!


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]]> 3288 Joshua Conkel Gay horror aficionado Joshua Conkel joins the guys to talk about all the spooky horror movie deep cuts you've never heard of. But first up -- and speaking of terrifying -- people are dying from poppers!? But not the way you think. The CDC is reminding folks to...stop DRINKING poppers! And finally, Brent poses a deep philosophical question: can you Grindr openly in public!? @HAlanScott Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 15 Jun 2023 07:00:00 -0000 full Starburns Audio Gay horror aficionado Joshua Conkel joins the guys to talk about all the spooky horror movie deep cuts you've never heard of. But first up -- and speaking of terrifying -- people are dying from poppers!? But not the way you think. The CDC is reminding folks to...stop DRINKING poppers! And finally, Brent poses a deep philosophical question: can you Grindr openly in public!? @HAlanScott Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Gay horror aficionado Joshua Conkel joins the guys to talk about all the spooky horror movie deep cuts you've never heard of. But first up -- and speaking of terrifying -- people are dying from poppers!? But not the way you think. The CDC is reminding folks to...stop DRINKING poppers! And finally, Brent poses a deep philosophical question: can you Grindr openly in public!?


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]]> 2854 Monét X Change Monét X Change joins this week to talk about her new standup comedy tour as well as following in the footsteps of a former Supreme Court Justice! Then, did Ted Cruz become an ally just in time for Pride month? Plus, Brent [possibly] degrades THE METH COMMUNITY and you are [possibly] OUTRAGED!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 08 Jun 2023 07:00:00 -0000 full Starburns Audio Monét X Change joins this week to talk about her new standup comedy tour as well as following in the footsteps of a former Supreme Court Justice! Then, did Ted Cruz become an ally just in time for Pride month? Plus, Brent [possibly] degrades THE METH COMMUNITY and you are [possibly] OUTRAGED!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Monét X Change joins this week to talk about her new standup comedy tour as well as following in the footsteps of a former Supreme Court Justice! Then, did Ted Cruz become an ally just in time for Pride month? Plus, Brent [possibly] degrades THE METH COMMUNITY and you are [possibly] OUTRAGED!!!

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]]> 3536 Madison McFerrin The guys welcome monumentally talented singer Madison McFerrin to the podcast, to discuss her first album and why the hell she's so damn popular on one deep-cut app in China! But first, the Dodgers LGBT Pride Day controversy might have been diffused, but that won't keep the guys from bickering about it along largely predictable ideological lines (Brent = pragmatically liberal, Alan = boring!) And finally, the guys dish on Disney remakes and whether The Little Mermaid reboot has any potential.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 25 May 2023 07:00:00 -0000 full Starburns Audio The guys welcome monumentally talented singer Madison McFerrin to the podcast, to discuss her first album and why the hell she's so damn popular on one deep-cut app in China! But first, the Dodgers LGBT Pride Day controversy might have been diffused, but that won't keep the guys from bickering about it along largely predictable ideological lines (Brent = pragmatically liberal, Alan = boring!) And finally, the guys dish on Disney remakes and whether The Little Mermaid reboot has any potential.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices The guys welcome monumentally talented singer Madison McFerrin to the podcast, to discuss her first album and why the hell she's so damn popular on one deep-cut app in China! But first, the Dodgers LGBT Pride Day controversy might have been diffused, but that won't keep the guys from bickering about it along largely predictable ideological lines (Brent = pragmatically liberal, Alan = boring!) And finally, the guys dish on Disney remakes and whether The Little Mermaid reboot has any potential. 

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]]> 3299 Matt Harkins and Viviana Rosales Olen of THNK1994 This week, Matt Harkins and Viviana Rosales Olen of THNK1994 sprinkle into the pod the unique fairy dust of references that make their brand so unique, from Kim Cattrall's spoken word sex jazz to a museum dedicated solely to the evolution of the MILF. Then, a drag queen as a digital ambassador for the NAVY? In THIS economy? And a revelation about H. Alan's mom gets revealed that leaves Brent and Eliot speechless. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 18 May 2023 07:00:00 -0000 full Starburns Audio This week, Matt Harkins and Viviana Rosales Olen of THNK1994 sprinkle into the pod the unique fairy dust of references that make their brand so unique, from Kim Cattrall's spoken word sex jazz to a museum dedicated solely to the evolution of the MILF. Then, a drag queen as a digital ambassador for the NAVY? In THIS economy? And a revelation about H. Alan's mom gets revealed that leaves Brent and Eliot speechless. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices This week, Matt Harkins and Viviana Rosales Olen of THNK1994 sprinkle into the pod the unique fairy dust of references that make their brand so unique, from Kim Cattrall's spoken word sex jazz to a museum dedicated solely to the evolution of the MILF. Then, a drag queen as a digital ambassador for the NAVY? In THIS economy? And a revelation about H. Alan's mom gets revealed that leaves Brent and Eliot speechless.

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]]> 3212 Shalewa Sharpe  This week, comedian (and former musical liaison to Elton John) Shalewa Sharpe joins live from NYC, not "the ATL," thank you very much. Also, when an line of underwear geared toward "thick" men is released but doesn't run beyond 2XL, did it really even happen? And is it possible to be too tired for a first date because you're too tired from your last date? Only Brent knows. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 11 May 2023 07:00:00 -0000 full Starburns Audio  This week, comedian (and former musical liaison to Elton John) Shalewa Sharpe joins live from NYC, not "the ATL," thank you very much. Also, when an line of underwear geared toward "thick" men is released but doesn't run beyond 2XL, did it really even happen? And is it possible to be too tired for a first date because you're too tired from your last date? Only Brent knows. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices  This week, comedian (and former musical liaison to Elton John) Shalewa Sharpe joins live from NYC, not "the ATL," thank you very much. Also, when an line of underwear geared toward "thick" men is released but doesn't run beyond 2XL, did it really even happen? And is it possible to be too tired for a first date because you're too tired from your last date? Only Brent knows.

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]]> 3684 Joey Capuana  Joey Capuana, author of queer comic Trance, joins to explain comics vs. graphic novels. Plus, fucking straight guys! Also, the New York Times lays out the timeline of how transphobia became America's most fervent talking point. Plus, is David Duchovny hot? Is Lucille Bogan a pan icon? CAN GAYS CAUSE EARTHQUAKES?  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 27 Apr 2023 07:00:00 -0000 full Starburns Audio  Joey Capuana, author of queer comic Trance, joins to explain comics vs. graphic novels. Plus, fucking straight guys! Also, the New York Times lays out the timeline of how transphobia became America's most fervent talking point. Plus, is David Duchovny hot? Is Lucille Bogan a pan icon? CAN GAYS CAUSE EARTHQUAKES?  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices  Joey Capuana, author of queer comic Trance, joins to explain comics vs. graphic novels. Plus, fucking straight guys! Also, the New York Times lays out the timeline of how transphobia became America's most fervent talking point. Plus, is David Duchovny hot? Is Lucille Bogan a pan icon? CAN GAYS CAUSE EARTHQUAKES? 

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]]> 3100 Avi Wisnia Avi Wisnia, subject of PBS documentary 'How Saba Kept Singing' (now available everywhere, including YouTube) joins the guys to commemorate his remarkable grandfather, a Holocaust survivor [and late husband of Eliot's thirstiest fan]. Meanwhile, Brent reveals his newest investment as downtown LA'S #1 good samaritan. And why is Italy being so weird about gay parents? Fuhgeddaboudit!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 20 Apr 2023 07:00:00 -0000 full Starburns Audio Avi Wisnia, subject of PBS documentary 'How Saba Kept Singing' (now available everywhere, including YouTube) joins the guys to commemorate his remarkable grandfather, a Holocaust survivor [and late husband of Eliot's thirstiest fan]. Meanwhile, Brent reveals his newest investment as downtown LA'S #1 good samaritan. And why is Italy being so weird about gay parents? Fuhgeddaboudit!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Avi Wisnia, subject of PBS documentary 'How Saba Kept Singing' (now available everywhere, including YouTube) joins the guys to commemorate his remarkable grandfather, a Holocaust survivor [and late husband of Eliot's thirstiest fan]. Meanwhile, Brent reveals his newest investment as downtown LA'S #1 good samaritan. And why is Italy being so weird about gay parents? Fuhgeddaboudit!!!

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]]> 3087 Isaac Oliver  Isaac Oliver -- scribe, memoirist and all-around delight -- joins to help further the discourse on both intimacy between gay male friends and the value of pineapple on pizza. (Pineapple?! On pizza?! Fuhgeddaboudit!) Then, remember covid? We sure don't! Plus, nepo baby and human grease fire Kid Rock gets SOOOO MADDDD at beer...because...trans? It'll make sense when you listen.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 13 Apr 2023 12:02:02 -0000 full Starburns Audio  Isaac Oliver -- scribe, memoirist and all-around delight -- joins to help further the discourse on both intimacy between gay male friends and the value of pineapple on pizza. (Pineapple?! On pizza?! Fuhgeddaboudit!) Then, remember covid? We sure don't! Plus, nepo baby and human grease fire Kid Rock gets SOOOO MADDDD at beer...because...trans? It'll make sense when you listen.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices  Isaac Oliver -- scribe, memoirist and all-around delight -- joins to help further the discourse on both intimacy between gay male friends and the value of pineapple on pizza. (Pineapple?! On pizza?! Fuhgeddaboudit!) Then, remember covid? We sure don't! Plus, nepo baby and human grease fire Kid Rock gets SOOOO MADDDD at beer...because...trans? It'll make sense when you listen. 

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]]> 3020 Listener Questions & Comments (It Gets Weird) This week, it's just the guys with listener Q&A! And there's a little something for everyone, from a career retrospective of Margo Martindale to East African dance troupes to those goddamn Funko dolls. There's even a breezy mention of Krokodil, a Russian flesh-eating drug that only Brent would happily argue is worse than Fentanyl. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 06 Apr 2023 07:00:00 -0000 full Starburns Audio This week, it's just the guys with listener Q&A! And there's a little something for everyone, from a career retrospective of Margo Martindale to East African dance troupes to those goddamn Funko dolls. There's even a breezy mention of Krokodil, a Russian flesh-eating drug that only Brent would happily argue is worse than Fentanyl. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices This week, it's just the guys with listener Q&A! And there's a little something for everyone, from a career retrospective of Margo Martindale to East African dance troupes to those goddamn Funko dolls. There's even a breezy mention of Krokodil, a Russian flesh-eating drug that only Brent would happily argue is worse than Fentanyl.

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]]> 3037 Blair Socci Blair Socci joins to walk the guys through what will eventually be known as The Great Unfollowing. Then, Brent wonders if he's the only one to be a loyal customer to many an OnlyFans. Plus, can't a straight, married father of two (like Tennessee lieutenant governor Randy McNally) vote against the rights of the very same twinks whose thirst traps he so innocently bathes in flirty comments and fire emojis?! WHAT HAPPENED TO FREEDOM? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 30 Mar 2023 07:00:00 -0000 full Starburns Audio Blair Socci joins to walk the guys through what will eventually be known as The Great Unfollowing. Then, Brent wonders if he's the only one to be a loyal customer to many an OnlyFans. Plus, can't a straight, married father of two (like Tennessee lieutenant governor Randy McNally) vote against the rights of the very same twinks whose thirst traps he so innocently bathes in flirty comments and fire emojis?! WHAT HAPPENED TO FREEDOM? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Blair Socci joins to walk the guys through what will eventually be known as The Great Unfollowing. Then, Brent wonders if he's the only one to be a loyal customer to many an OnlyFans. Plus, can't a straight, married father of two (like Tennessee lieutenant governor Randy McNally) vote against the rights of the very same twinks whose thirst traps he so innocently bathes in flirty comments and fire emojis?! WHAT HAPPENED TO FREEDOM?

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]]> 3021 Augustus Prew English actor and dreamboat Augustus Prew joins the guys (despite a few audio difficulties) to talk about acting as a kid, an adult, and what it's like when your agent really doesn't want you to come out! But first, the fellas debate whether Mike Pence's recent Gridiron Club Dinner jokes about Pete Buttigieg were homophobic -- and you might be surprised who takes the strongest stance! And finally, if you want to know more about your favorite podcast hosts cell phone histories, you're in luck! Pop quiz: Guess who was the last to get an iPhone...this time, the answer will NOT surprise you!  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 23 Mar 2023 07:00:00 -0000 full Starburns Audio English actor and dreamboat Augustus Prew joins the guys (despite a few audio difficulties) to talk about acting as a kid, an adult, and what it's like when your agent really doesn't want you to come out! But first, the fellas debate whether Mike Pence's recent Gridiron Club Dinner jokes about Pete Buttigieg were homophobic -- and you might be surprised who takes the strongest stance! And finally, if you want to know more about your favorite podcast hosts cell phone histories, you're in luck! Pop quiz: Guess who was the last to get an iPhone...this time, the answer will NOT surprise you!  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices English actor and dreamboat Augustus Prew joins the guys (despite a few audio difficulties) to talk about acting as a kid, an adult, and what it's like when your agent really doesn't want you to come out! But first, the fellas debate whether Mike Pence's recent Gridiron Club Dinner jokes about Pete Buttigieg were homophobic -- and you might be surprised who takes the strongest stance! And finally, if you want to know more about your favorite podcast hosts cell phone histories, you're in luck! Pop quiz: Guess who was the last to get an iPhone...this time, the answer will NOT surprise you! 

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]]> 2896 Christi Chiello Comedian Christi Chiello joins this week and things get very serious when the inevitable "gay podcast" question arises: what is Liza Minelli's "deal?" Plus, CPAC 2023 -- basically ComicCon, but for Republican wingnuts -- brought out the worst and darkest in America's finest transphobes. And after Meghan Trainor incorrectly co-opts queer slang and calls herself "mother" in a new single, Eliot finally implodes Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Fri, 17 Mar 2023 04:47:00 -0000 full Starburns Audio Comedian Christi Chiello joins this week and things get very serious when the inevitable "gay podcast" question arises: what is Liza Minelli's "deal?" Plus, CPAC 2023 -- basically ComicCon, but for Republican wingnuts -- brought out the worst and darkest in America's finest transphobes. And after Meghan Trainor incorrectly co-opts queer slang and calls herself "mother" in a new single, Eliot finally implodes Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Comedian Christi Chiello joins this week and things get very serious when the inevitable "gay podcast" question arises: what is Liza Minelli's "deal?" Plus, CPAC 2023 -- basically ComicCon, but for Republican wingnuts -- brought out the worst and darkest in America's finest transphobes. And after Meghan Trainor incorrectly co-opts queer slang and calls herself "mother" in a new single, Eliot finally implodes

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]]> 2682 Andrea Rosen & John Gemberling Comedians and happy couple Andrea Rosen (Upload, Never Have I Ever) and John Gemberling (The President Show, Broad City) join the guys to talk about marital bliss, the curse of the "normos," and John's cameo in HBO's smutty 1999 "documentary" Private Dicks: Men Exposed when he was just a teenager. Plus, what exactly is "bear face" and why is it EVERYWHERE? And just how many gay friends do the guys' parents count in their social circles? Wrong answers only! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 09 Mar 2023 08:00:00 -0000 full Starburns Audio Comedians and happy couple Andrea Rosen (Upload, Never Have I Ever) and John Gemberling (The President Show, Broad City) join the guys to talk about marital bliss, the curse of the "normos," and John's cameo in HBO's smutty 1999 "documentary" Private Dicks: Men Exposed when he was just a teenager. Plus, what exactly is "bear face" and why is it EVERYWHERE? And just how many gay friends do the guys' parents count in their social circles? Wrong answers only! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Comedians and happy couple Andrea Rosen (Upload, Never Have I Ever) and John Gemberling (The President Show, Broad City) join the guys to talk about marital bliss, the curse of the "normos," and John's cameo in HBO's smutty 1999 "documentary" Private Dicks: Men Exposed when he was just a teenager. Plus, what exactly is "bear face" and why is it EVERYWHERE? And just how many gay friends do the guys' parents count in their social circles? Wrong answers only!

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]]> 3124 Leslie Grossman Living, breathing queer icon and star of the American Horror Story franchise Leslie Grossman joins the guys to commemorate her long, storied career and short stint at Weight Watchers camp. Also, has our view national feelings on queerbaiting changed, or should we still be concerned by Charlie Puth and Harry Styles courting the male gays with the male gaze? Plus, when it comes to masculinity vs. femininity, what do the extreme versions look like for the guys, and what exactly does Eliot do "at sea?" Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 02 Mar 2023 08:00:00 -0000 full Starburns Audio Living, breathing queer icon and star of the American Horror Story franchise Leslie Grossman joins the guys to commemorate her long, storied career and short stint at Weight Watchers camp. Also, has our view national feelings on queerbaiting changed, or should we still be concerned by Charlie Puth and Harry Styles courting the male gays with the male gaze? Plus, when it comes to masculinity vs. femininity, what do the extreme versions look like for the guys, and what exactly does Eliot do "at sea?" Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Living, breathing queer icon and star of the American Horror Story franchise Leslie Grossman joins the guys to commemorate her long, storied career and short stint at Weight Watchers camp. Also, has our view national feelings on queerbaiting changed, or should we still be concerned by Charlie Puth and Harry Styles courting the male gays with the male gaze? Plus, when it comes to masculinity vs. femininity, what do the extreme versions look like for the guys, and what exactly does Eliot do "at sea?"

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]]> 3798 Dusty Childers Jack of all trades Dusty Childers joins the fellas to discuss his life, his work, and his daughter (tho we still can't figure out what that means). But first, they discuss a Nebraska Democrat who has a unique -- and somewhat controversial -- way of highlighting Republican hypocrisy on trans and drag rights. Are drag rights a thing yet? And finally, Eliot poses a deep philosophical question: Can he kick his mom off a text thread? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 23 Feb 2023 08:00:00 -0000 full Starburns Audio Jack of all trades Dusty Childers joins the fellas to discuss his life, his work, and his daughter (tho we still can't figure out what that means). But first, they discuss a Nebraska Democrat who has a unique -- and somewhat controversial -- way of highlighting Republican hypocrisy on trans and drag rights. Are drag rights a thing yet? And finally, Eliot poses a deep philosophical question: Can he kick his mom off a text thread? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Jack of all trades Dusty Childers joins the fellas to discuss his life, his work, and his daughter (tho we still can't figure out what that means). But first, they discuss a Nebraska Democrat who has a unique -- and somewhat controversial -- way of highlighting Republican hypocrisy on trans and drag rights. Are drag rights a thing yet? And finally, Eliot poses a deep philosophical question: Can he kick his mom off a text thread?



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]]> 3098 Dylan Adler Dylan Adler gives the guys the inside scoop on the ins and outs of being a gay twin, and it's GROSS! (His words.) Also, can gay men finally give blood without it being, like, a whole thing now? And finally, the answer to the question you've been waiting for: does Brent know what The Real Friends of WeHo is? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 16 Feb 2023 08:00:00 -0000 full Starburns Audio Dylan Adler gives the guys the inside scoop on the ins and outs of being a gay twin, and it's GROSS! (His words.) Also, can gay men finally give blood without it being, like, a whole thing now? And finally, the answer to the question you've been waiting for: does Brent know what The Real Friends of WeHo is? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Dylan Adler gives the guys the inside scoop on the ins and outs of being a gay twin, and it's GROSS! (His words.) Also, can gay men finally give blood without it being, like, a whole thing now? And finally, the answer to the question you've been waiting for: does Brent know what The Real Friends of WeHo is?

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]]> 3118 Tye Blue Tye Blue, one third of the brain trust behind off Broadway phenomenon Titanique, gives Eliot yet another opportunity to sing its praises. (And if you can't see it live, just watch Aliné). Plus, Trump is running for reelection and back on his transphobic bullshit: the kidz edition! And the guys remember their first pets, leading Brent to finally address HIS pussy instead of Eliot's for once. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 09 Feb 2023 08:00:00 -0000 full Starburns Audio Tye Blue, one third of the brain trust behind off Broadway phenomenon Titanique, gives Eliot yet another opportunity to sing its praises. (And if you can't see it live, just watch Aliné). Plus, Trump is running for reelection and back on his transphobic bullshit: the kidz edition! And the guys remember their first pets, leading Brent to finally address HIS pussy instead of Eliot's for once. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Tye Blue, one third of the brain trust behind off Broadway phenomenon Titanique, gives Eliot yet another opportunity to sing its praises. (And if you can't see it live, just watch Aliné). Plus, Trump is running for reelection and back on his transphobic bullshit: the kidz edition! And the guys remember their first pets, leading Brent to finally address HIS pussy instead of Eliot's for once.



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]]> 3033 Jen Winston Jen Winston, author of Greedy, explains the misconceptions around bisexuality, threesomes be damned! Plus, "bussy" goes mainstream as buttholes take on a life of their own. And Eliot explains his obsession with Howard Stern, and why you shouldn't be afraid, either! Baba booey! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 02 Feb 2023 08:00:00 -0000 full Starburns Audio Jen Winston, author of Greedy, explains the misconceptions around bisexuality, threesomes be damned! Plus, "bussy" goes mainstream as buttholes take on a life of their own. And Eliot explains his obsession with Howard Stern, and why you shouldn't be afraid, either! Baba booey! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Jen Winston, author of Greedy, explains the misconceptions around bisexuality, threesomes be damned! Plus, "bussy" goes mainstream as buttholes take on a life of their own. And Eliot explains his obsession with Howard Stern, and why you shouldn't be afraid, either! Baba booey!

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]]> 3081 Rachel Bloom Rachel Bloom drops by to try and crack the code as to why bitchy women are queer canon. And Faye Dunaway comes up a LOT! Then, Brent becomes deeply, deeplyinvested in a conversation about the co-opting of voguing and ballroom culture by young drag queens. Plus, what is a "gold star gay" and just how do gay misogynists actively make it worse for the rest of us? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 26 Jan 2023 23:32:14 -0000 full Starburns Audio Rachel Bloom drops by to try and crack the code as to why bitchy women are queer canon. And Faye Dunaway comes up a LOT! Then, Brent becomes deeply, deeplyinvested in a conversation about the co-opting of voguing and ballroom culture by young drag queens. Plus, what is a "gold star gay" and just how do gay misogynists actively make it worse for the rest of us? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Rachel Bloom drops by to try and crack the code as to why bitchy women are queer canon. And Faye Dunaway comes up a LOT! Then, Brent becomes deeply, deeplyinvested in a conversation about the co-opting of voguing and ballroom culture by young drag queens. Plus, what is a "gold star gay" and just how do gay misogynists actively make it worse for the rest of us?

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]]> 3120 Rivkah Reyes Actress, musical prodigy and dare we say queer spiritualist Rivkah Reyes joins the guys to talk ouija boards, friendly ghosts, and the wild world of being a child actor, most famously in School of Rock. Plus, the New York Times hires an anti-LGBTQ columnist...but just how mad are we supposed to get? And when it comes to card games, which of the guys is playing with a full deck? That sounds like a dick joke, but it's not! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 19 Jan 2023 00:00:00 -0000 full Starburns Audio Actress, musical prodigy and dare we say queer spiritualist Rivkah Reyes joins the guys to talk ouija boards, friendly ghosts, and the wild world of being a child actor, most famously in School of Rock. Plus, the New York Times hires an anti-LGBTQ columnist...but just how mad are we supposed to get? And when it comes to card games, which of the guys is playing with a full deck? That sounds like a dick joke, but it's not! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Actress, musical prodigy and dare we say queer spiritualist Rivkah Reyes joins the guys to talk ouija boards, friendly ghosts, and the wild world of being a child actor, most famously in School of Rock. Plus, the New York Times hires an anti-LGBTQ columnist...but just how mad are we supposed to get? And when it comes to card games, which of the guys is playing with a full deck? That sounds like a dick joke, but it's not!

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]]> 2386 Holmes Welcome to Flatch star Holmes joins the guys to explain why they no longer go by more than, at most, Holmes Holmes. Just don't touch their Wheat Thins! Plus, Christian singer Amy Grant goes to bat for the gays, to which we say HALLELUJAH! And if you need to commit murder without things getting "too intimate," may Brent suggest bear spray? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 12 Jan 2023 08:00:00 -0000 full Starburns Audio Welcome to Flatch star Holmes joins the guys to explain why they no longer go by more than, at most, Holmes Holmes. Just don't touch their Wheat Thins! Plus, Christian singer Amy Grant goes to bat for the gays, to which we say HALLELUJAH! And if you need to commit murder without things getting "too intimate," may Brent suggest bear spray? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Welcome to Flatch star Holmes joins the guys to explain why they no longer go by more than, at most, Holmes Holmes. Just don't touch their Wheat Thins! Plus, Christian singer Amy Grant goes to bat for the gays, to which we say HALLELUJAH! And if you need to commit murder without things getting "too intimate," may Brent suggest bear spray?

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]]> 2634 Happy New Year! 2023 has arrived, and with it comes piping hot resolutions from the guys, and if Brent hasn't given his TED talk by this time next year, drinks on us! Plus, is George Santos our next gay villain? And then the guys talk bathroom etiquette when H. Alan faces a serious pooping predicament at his boyfriend's parents house. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 05 Jan 2023 08:00:00 -0000 full Starburns Audio 2023 has arrived, and with it comes piping hot resolutions from the guys, and if Brent hasn't given his TED talk by this time next year, drinks on us! Plus, is George Santos our next gay villain? And then the guys talk bathroom etiquette when H. Alan faces a serious pooping predicament at his boyfriend's parents house. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices 2023 has arrived, and with it comes piping hot resolutions from the guys, and if Brent hasn't given his TED talk by this time next year, drinks on us! Plus, is George Santos our next gay villain? And then the guys talk bathroom etiquette when H. Alan faces a serious pooping predicament at his boyfriend's parents house.

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]]> 2652 Marcia Belsky Marcia Belsky, comedian and playwright, describes the magic of the theater and why Kristen Chenoweth directly inspired her to stay away. (But she did make a great Tevye!) Also, Biden hits another high note, signing the Respect for Marriage Act signed into law. And find out which of the guys are allergic to pussy[cats]. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 22 Dec 2022 08:00:00 -0000 full Starburns Audio Marcia Belsky, comedian and playwright, describes the magic of the theater and why Kristen Chenoweth directly inspired her to stay away. (But she did make a great Tevye!) Also, Biden hits another high note, signing the Respect for Marriage Act signed into law. And find out which of the guys are allergic to pussy[cats]. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Marcia Belsky, comedian and playwright, describes the magic of the theater and why Kristen Chenoweth directly inspired her to stay away. (But she did make a great Tevye!) Also, Biden hits another high note, signing the Respect for Marriage Act signed into law. And find out which of the guys are allergic to pussy[cats].

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]]> 2538 Fran Tirado Podcast hostess with the mostess Fran Tirado joins the guys this week to finally break down TÁR, a film so obnoxious that it even has an accent aigu in the title! Then, the uptick in icky crime targeted specifically at gay men in New York bars raises more questions than answers. And with Brent openly embracing Sam Smith and Kim Petras's hit "Unholy," has he finally encountered his first Gay™ Bop? What's next. "Brent Sullivan: Ava Max superfan?" Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 15 Dec 2022 08:00:00 -0000 full Starburns Audio Podcast hostess with the mostess Fran Tirado joins the guys this week to finally break down TÁR, a film so obnoxious that it even has an accent aigu in the title! Then, the uptick in icky crime targeted specifically at gay men in New York bars raises more questions than answers. And with Brent openly embracing Sam Smith and Kim Petras's hit "Unholy," has he finally encountered his first Gay™ Bop? What's next. "Brent Sullivan: Ava Max superfan?" Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Podcast hostess with the mostess Fran Tirado joins the guys this week to finally break down TÁR, a film so obnoxious that it even has an accent aigu in the title! Then, the uptick in icky crime targeted specifically at gay men in New York bars raises more questions than answers. And with Brent openly embracing Sam Smith and Kim Petras's hit "Unholy," has he finally encountered his first Gay™ Bop? What's next. "Brent Sullivan: Ava Max superfan?"

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]]> 2633 Gideon Glick & Adam Roberts Actor Gideon Glick returns to the podcast, this time with Adam Roberts, co-author of his new cookbook Give My Swiss Shards to Broadway, begging the question: is Bebe Neuwirth chill? Plus, the Same Sex and Interracial Marriage bill passes Senate! Hooray for us or...nah? And in our crafting corner, Eliot reveals his very true, very dark feelings about having excellent handwriting. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 08 Dec 2022 08:00:00 -0000 full Starburns Audio Actor Gideon Glick returns to the podcast, this time with Adam Roberts, co-author of his new cookbook Give My Swiss Shards to Broadway, begging the question: is Bebe Neuwirth chill? Plus, the Same Sex and Interracial Marriage bill passes Senate! Hooray for us or...nah? And in our crafting corner, Eliot reveals his very true, very dark feelings about having excellent handwriting. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Actor Gideon Glick returns to the podcast, this time with Adam Roberts, co-author of his new cookbook Give My Swiss Shards to Broadway, begging the question: is Bebe Neuwirth chill? Plus, the Same Sex and Interracial Marriage bill passes Senate! Hooray for us or...nah? And in our crafting corner, Eliot reveals his very true, very dark feelings about having excellent handwriting.


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]]> 2875 Derek Viveiros The guys chat with Derek Viveiros, writer and creator of the popular scripted podcast Mother's Creme Diaries, about his creative process and why his drag persona was a flop. (Thankfully he's great at other stuff!). But first, they discuss their favorite Homophobic Grinch, Candace Cameron Bure, (Brent's like, "WHO?") because she left the Hallmark Channel because they merely CAST gay people in a couple movies. Very cool, CCB. And finally, do the guys love holiday shopping? You'll have to listen to find out but spoiler alert somehow diarrhea gets brought up. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 01 Dec 2022 08:00:00 -0000 full Starburns Audio The guys chat with Derek Viveiros, writer and creator of the popular scripted podcast Mother's Creme Diaries, about his creative process and why his drag persona was a flop. (Thankfully he's great at other stuff!). But first, they discuss their favorite Homophobic Grinch, Candace Cameron Bure, (Brent's like, "WHO?") because she left the Hallmark Channel because they merely CAST gay people in a couple movies. Very cool, CCB. And finally, do the guys love holiday shopping? You'll have to listen to find out but spoiler alert somehow diarrhea gets brought up. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices The guys chat with Derek Viveiros, writer and creator of the popular scripted podcast Mother's Creme Diaries, about his creative process and why his drag persona was a flop. (Thankfully he's great at other stuff!). But first, they discuss their favorite Homophobic Grinch, Candace Cameron Bure, (Brent's like, "WHO?") because she left the Hallmark Channel because they merely CAST gay people in a couple movies. Very cool, CCB. And finally, do the guys love holiday shopping? You'll have to listen to find out but spoiler alert somehow diarrhea gets brought up.

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]]> 2498 Carey O'Donnell Comedian, writer, podcaster Carey O'Donnell regales the guys with his knowledge of all things reality TV! Don't even bother asking if the Housewives are discussed at length because you KNOW THE ANSWER! Don't worry, they cover the deep cuts, too, for all those Kell on Earth fans! But first, the guys discuss how the UK government mysteriously deleted records of all the discharged gay military veterans - surprisingly unBritish of them. And finally, do you think Alan buys lottery tickets? You'll just have to listen to find out! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 17 Nov 2022 08:00:00 -0000 full Starburns Audio Comedian, writer, podcaster Carey O'Donnell regales the guys with his knowledge of all things reality TV! Don't even bother asking if the Housewives are discussed at length because you KNOW THE ANSWER! Don't worry, they cover the deep cuts, too, for all those Kell on Earth fans! But first, the guys discuss how the UK government mysteriously deleted records of all the discharged gay military veterans - surprisingly unBritish of them. And finally, do you think Alan buys lottery tickets? You'll just have to listen to find out! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Comedian, writer, podcaster Carey O'Donnell regales the guys with his knowledge of all things reality TV! Don't even bother asking if the Housewives are discussed at length because you KNOW THE ANSWER! Don't worry, they cover the deep cuts, too, for all those Kell on Earth fans! But first, the guys discuss how the UK government mysteriously deleted records of all the discharged gay military veterans - surprisingly unBritish of them. And finally, do you think Alan buys lottery tickets? You'll just have to listen to find out!



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]]> 2523 Cameron Scheetz & Michael Benjamin Writer and comedian Cameron Scheetz and Michael Benjamin, respectively, report from the front lines of domesticity, where pooping is far from off limits, especially when Margo Martindale is involved! Plus, Sen. Marsha Blackburn invites trolls to bully trans influencer Dylan Mulvaney for ::checks notes:: being herself, and finds an unlikely crime in partner in ::checks notes again:: Caitlyn Jenner, potentially the most famous transgender person in the world. We did it, Joe! And finally, are chiropractors real? Not, like, do they exist, but...why? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 10 Nov 2022 08:00:00 -0000 full Starburns Audio Writer and comedian Cameron Scheetz and Michael Benjamin, respectively, report from the front lines of domesticity, where pooping is far from off limits, especially when Margo Martindale is involved! Plus, Sen. Marsha Blackburn invites trolls to bully trans influencer Dylan Mulvaney for ::checks notes:: being herself, and finds an unlikely crime in partner in ::checks notes again:: Caitlyn Jenner, potentially the most famous transgender person in the world. We did it, Joe! And finally, are chiropractors real? Not, like, do they exist, but...why? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Writer and comedian Cameron Scheetz and Michael Benjamin, respectively, report from the front lines of domesticity, where pooping is far from off limits, especially when Margo Martindale is involved! Plus, Sen. Marsha Blackburn invites trolls to bully trans influencer Dylan Mulvaney for ::checks notes:: being herself, and finds an unlikely crime in partner in ::checks notes again:: Caitlyn Jenner, potentially the most famous transgender person in the world. We did it, Joe! And finally, are chiropractors real? Not, like, do they exist, but...why?

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]]> 2446 Eliza Skinner Comedian Eliza Skinner talks to the guys about the joys of authenticity, and why BeReal shouldn't be the sole reason we choose to ...be real. Plus, Hampton University student Byron Perkins makes history as the first out gay football player to come out publicly at a historically Black college or university, which leads the hosts to ask: did he really need to tell us? And in an unapologetically bleak final segment, the hosts try and lay generational blame for the disastrous cultural atmosphere. Fun times! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 03 Nov 2022 07:00:00 -0000 full Starburns Audio Comedian Eliza Skinner talks to the guys about the joys of authenticity, and why BeReal shouldn't be the sole reason we choose to ...be real. Plus, Hampton University student Byron Perkins makes history as the first out gay football player to come out publicly at a historically Black college or university, which leads the hosts to ask: did he really need to tell us? And in an unapologetically bleak final segment, the hosts try and lay generational blame for the disastrous cultural atmosphere. Fun times! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Comedian Eliza Skinner talks to the guys about the joys of authenticity, and why BeReal shouldn't be the sole reason we choose to ...be real. Plus, Hampton University student Byron Perkins makes history as the first out gay football player to come out publicly at a historically Black college or university, which leads the hosts to ask: did he really need to tell us? And in an unapologetically bleak final segment, the hosts try and lay generational blame for the disastrous cultural atmosphere. Fun times!

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]]> 3285 The Gaymazing Race (Karen Tongson and Nicole Georges) Gaymazing Race hosts Karen Tongson and Nicole Georges join the guys to break down how they watch their favorite show through a queer lens. Also, an LGBTQ+ museum: who wants it? And the guys dish on their ideal salads. And if you don't think Outback gets a shoutout, you're sorely mistaken! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 27 Oct 2022 07:00:00 -0000 full Starburns Audio Gaymazing Race hosts Karen Tongson and Nicole Georges join the guys to break down how they watch their favorite show through a queer lens. Also, an LGBTQ+ museum: who wants it? And the guys dish on their ideal salads. And if you don't think Outback gets a shoutout, you're sorely mistaken! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Gaymazing Race hosts Karen Tongson and Nicole Georges join the guys to break down how they watch their favorite show through a queer lens. Also, an LGBTQ+ museum: who wants it? And the guys dish on their ideal salads. And if you don't think Outback gets a shoutout, you're sorely mistaken!

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]]> 3303 Boxers or Briefs? Another guest-free episode this week! The guys finally tackle the Bros discourse...because nothing sells a ticket quite like "discourse!" More importantly, boxers or briefs...or thong? The hosts weigh in on what lies underneath, and, unfortunately, youth large enters the chat. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 20 Oct 2022 07:00:00 -0000 full Starburns Audio Another guest-free episode this week! The guys finally tackle the Bros discourse...because nothing sells a ticket quite like "discourse!" More importantly, boxers or briefs...or thong? The hosts weigh in on what lies underneath, and, unfortunately, youth large enters the chat. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Another guest-free episode this week! The guys finally tackle the Bros discourse...because nothing sells a ticket quite like "discourse!" More importantly, boxers or briefs...or thong? The hosts weigh in on what lies underneath, and, unfortunately, youth large enters the chat.

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]]> 2575 Christian Walker LOL The guys go guestless this week! But don't get your panties in a bunch (...ELIOT!). There's plenty to talk about, including gay, right wing TikTok troll Christian Walker, who's actively blowing up the Senate campaign of his ex-football player father, Herschel, whose pro-life stance took some heat when he got caught ::checks notes:: paying for an ex-girlfriend's abortion and sending her a "get well soon" card. Is Christian Walker suddenly a hero? Plus, H. Alan and Brent decide to surprise notorious spendthrift Eliot with a Price is Right-style quiz to see just how much he would pay for a gallon of milk, no questions asked. Come on down! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 13 Oct 2022 12:37:36 -0000 full Starburns Audio The guys go guestless this week! But don't get your panties in a bunch (...ELIOT!). There's plenty to talk about, including gay, right wing TikTok troll Christian Walker, who's actively blowing up the Senate campaign of his ex-football player father, Herschel, whose pro-life stance took some heat when he got caught ::checks notes:: paying for an ex-girlfriend's abortion and sending her a "get well soon" card. Is Christian Walker suddenly a hero? Plus, H. Alan and Brent decide to surprise notorious spendthrift Eliot with a Price is Right-style quiz to see just how much he would pay for a gallon of milk, no questions asked. Come on down! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices The guys go guestless this week! But don't get your panties in a bunch (...ELIOT!). There's plenty to talk about, including gay, right wing TikTok troll Christian Walker, who's actively blowing up the Senate campaign of his ex-football player father, Herschel, whose pro-life stance took some heat when he got caught ::checks notes:: paying for an ex-girlfriend's abortion and sending her a "get well soon" card. Is Christian Walker suddenly a hero? Plus, H. Alan and Brent decide to surprise notorious spendthrift Eliot with a Price is Right-style quiz to see just how much he would pay for a gallon of milk, no questions asked. Come on down!

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]]> 2195 Sarah Potenza Powerhouse singer Sarah Potenza of The Voiceand America's Got Talent joins the guys from Nashville, where she serves pipes, lewks, and -- at one time -- cake! Then, a new study shows that discrimination against bisexuals in the workplace is alive and well, contrary to what your hosts may have thought. And the guys break down "the gay kiss hello," a phenomenon of queer life that's historically accompanied by chest presses and dancing in silence to the music of Gloria Estefan. -- Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 06 Oct 2022 10:45:19 -0000 full Starburns Audio Powerhouse singer Sarah Potenza of The Voiceand America's Got Talent joins the guys from Nashville, where she serves pipes, lewks, and -- at one time -- cake! Then, a new study shows that discrimination against bisexuals in the workplace is alive and well, contrary to what your hosts may have thought. And the guys break down "the gay kiss hello," a phenomenon of queer life that's historically accompanied by chest presses and dancing in silence to the music of Gloria Estefan. -- Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Powerhouse singer Sarah Potenza of The Voiceand America's Got Talent joins the guys from Nashville, where she serves pipes, lewks, and -- at one time -- cake! Then, a new study shows that discrimination against bisexuals in the workplace is alive and well, contrary to what your hosts may have thought. And the guys break down "the gay kiss hello," a phenomenon of queer life that's historically accompanied by chest presses and dancing in silence to the music of Gloria Estefan.

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]]> 3278 Shawn Pelofsky Jewish high priestess and comedian Shawn Pelofsky joins the guys to explain why gay audiences are the best (...for her, not your co-hosts, who exclusively bomb in front of gay crowds). Plus, if Antoni Porowski and Jonathan Van Ness tease a fictional relationship on Instagram, but it's revealed to be a mere ploy to sell dog food, are we allowed to accuse them of queerbaiting, or are they simply annoying? "All of the above" counts! And after a gay weatherman loses his job for performing online sex acts in the least anonymous way possible, did he "get what he deserved," or is he the victim of revenge porn? "All of the above" counts here, too. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 29 Sep 2022 07:00:00 -0000 full Starburns Audio Jewish high priestess and comedian Shawn Pelofsky joins the guys to explain why gay audiences are the best (...for her, not your co-hosts, who exclusively bomb in front of gay crowds). Plus, if Antoni Porowski and Jonathan Van Ness tease a fictional relationship on Instagram, but it's revealed to be a mere ploy to sell dog food, are we allowed to accuse them of queerbaiting, or are they simply annoying? "All of the above" counts! And after a gay weatherman loses his job for performing online sex acts in the least anonymous way possible, did he "get what he deserved," or is he the victim of revenge porn? "All of the above" counts here, too. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Jewish high priestess and comedian Shawn Pelofsky joins the guys to explain why gay audiences are the best (...for her, not your co-hosts, who exclusively bomb in front of gay crowds). Plus, if Antoni Porowski and Jonathan Van Ness tease a fictional relationship on Instagram, but it's revealed to be a mere ploy to sell dog food, are we allowed to accuse them of queerbaiting, or are they simply annoying? "All of the above" counts! And after a gay weatherman loses his job for performing online sex acts in the least anonymous way possible, did he "get what he deserved," or is he the victim of revenge porn? "All of the above" counts here, too.

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]]> 3254 Anthony Bowens Out pro wrestler Anthony Bowens joins the guys to teach them why "Scissor Me, Daddy Ass" is the mantra they never knew they needed. Also, is country music generally transphobic? And who the fuck is Jason Aldean? Plus, learn why Martha Stewart once paid for H. Alan's rent! It's true! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 22 Sep 2022 07:00:00 -0000 full Starburns Audio Out pro wrestler Anthony Bowens joins the guys to teach them why "Scissor Me, Daddy Ass" is the mantra they never knew they needed. Also, is country music generally transphobic? And who the fuck is Jason Aldean? Plus, learn why Martha Stewart once paid for H. Alan's rent! It's true! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Out pro wrestler Anthony Bowens joins the guys to teach them why "Scissor Me, Daddy Ass" is the mantra they never knew they needed. Also, is country music generally transphobic? And who the fuck is Jason Aldean? Plus, learn why Martha Stewart once paid for H. Alan's rent! It's true!

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]]> 3063 Brock Colyar New York Magazine nightlife reporter Brock Colyar joins to give the lowdown on the hottest spots in the city...but mostly to explain what Dimes Square is. Plus, what happens when a school board forces trans journalism students to publish under their dead names? And in considering The Great Fork Debate, let us know if you what you think of Brent's last-minute maneuvering. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 15 Sep 2022 07:00:00 -0000 full Starburns Audio New York Magazine nightlife reporter Brock Colyar joins to give the lowdown on the hottest spots in the city...but mostly to explain what Dimes Square is. Plus, what happens when a school board forces trans journalism students to publish under their dead names? And in considering The Great Fork Debate, let us know if you what you think of Brent's last-minute maneuvering. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices New York Magazine nightlife reporter Brock Colyar joins to give the lowdown on the hottest spots in the city...but mostly to explain what Dimes Square is. Plus, what happens when a school board forces trans journalism students to publish under their dead names? And in considering The Great Fork Debate, let us know if you what you think of Brent's last-minute maneuvering.

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]]> 2956 Josh Gondelman Josh Gondelman, writer for Desus & Mero and Last Week Tonight (and the nicest guy in comedy), joins the guys to shed light on "no worries/if not e-mail culture," and the prison of exclamation points. Plus, as conservatives turn their ire toward drag, has the art form peaked? And let Eliot explain why volleyball sucks and newcomb rules. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 08 Sep 2022 07:00:00 -0000 full Starburns Audio Josh Gondelman, writer for Desus & Mero and Last Week Tonight (and the nicest guy in comedy), joins the guys to shed light on "no worries/if not e-mail culture," and the prison of exclamation points. Plus, as conservatives turn their ire toward drag, has the art form peaked? And let Eliot explain why volleyball sucks and newcomb rules. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Josh Gondelman, writer for Desus & Mero and Last Week Tonight (and the nicest guy in comedy), joins the guys to shed light on "no worries/if not e-mail culture," and the prison of exclamation points. Plus, as conservatives turn their ire toward drag, has the art form peaked? And let Eliot explain why volleyball sucks and newcomb rules.

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]]> 2607 Barbara Dixon Broadway bombshell Barbara Dixon tells tall tales about her life as a legend of the off-off-off Broadway community, and her loose lips leave very little to the imagination. Plus, hear how a conversation about global politics begins with the decriminalization of gay sex in Singapore and ends in...Paula Poundstone. And it's official: millenials are losing interest in music, a movement H. Alan can get behind! And Brent goes in HARD on Katy Perry's 2017 song "Swish Swish," a recent discovery of his that paints a pretty clear picture of the library on his 8gb iPod Nano. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 01 Sep 2022 11:27:39 -0000 full Starburns Audio Broadway bombshell Barbara Dixon tells tall tales about her life as a legend of the off-off-off Broadway community, and her loose lips leave very little to the imagination. Plus, hear how a conversation about global politics begins with the decriminalization of gay sex in Singapore and ends in...Paula Poundstone. And it's official: millenials are losing interest in music, a movement H. Alan can get behind! And Brent goes in HARD on Katy Perry's 2017 song "Swish Swish," a recent discovery of his that paints a pretty clear picture of the library on his 8gb iPod Nano. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Broadway bombshell Barbara Dixon tells tall tales about her life as a legend of the off-off-off Broadway community, and her loose lips leave very little to the imagination. Plus, hear how a conversation about global politics begins with the decriminalization of gay sex in Singapore and ends in...Paula Poundstone. And it's official: millenials are losing interest in music, a movement H. Alan can get behind! And Brent goes in HARD on Katy Perry's 2017 song "Swish Swish," a recent discovery of his that paints a pretty clear picture of the library on his 8gb iPod Nano.

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]]> 2547 Chris Stedman Author and professor Chris Stedman joins the guys to talk about his book IRL, and to muse about our society's collective relationship with the internet, and all the good and bad that comes with that! Spoiler alert: Brent focuses pretty intensely on the bad. But first, the guys chat about Aaron Schock's recent trip to a gay bar in Manhattan and whether he should be allowed indoors in shorts so unfathomably tight. And finally, they reveal what their most gluttonous, lazy, heathenistic Goblin Mode day looks like and, turns out, for Eliot it just means eating dinner off paper plates! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 25 Aug 2022 07:00:00 -0000 full Starburns Audio Author and professor Chris Stedman joins the guys to talk about his book IRL, and to muse about our society's collective relationship with the internet, and all the good and bad that comes with that! Spoiler alert: Brent focuses pretty intensely on the bad. But first, the guys chat about Aaron Schock's recent trip to a gay bar in Manhattan and whether he should be allowed indoors in shorts so unfathomably tight. And finally, they reveal what their most gluttonous, lazy, heathenistic Goblin Mode day looks like and, turns out, for Eliot it just means eating dinner off paper plates! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Author and professor Chris Stedman joins the guys to talk about his book IRL, and to muse about our society's collective relationship with the internet, and all the good and bad that comes with that! Spoiler alert: Brent focuses pretty intensely on the bad. But first, the guys chat about Aaron Schock's recent trip to a gay bar in Manhattan and whether he should be allowed indoors in shorts so unfathomably tight. And finally, they reveal what their most gluttonous, lazy, heathenistic Goblin Mode day looks like and, turns out, for Eliot it just means eating dinner off paper plates!

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]]> 3059 Robbie Couch YA author Robbie Couch talks about writing queer fiction for teenagers, to which the guys ask: how do you do, fellow kids? Later, the guys describe their ideal climates and apparently San Francisco is the place to be. Plus, what's a gay guy supposed to do when he's [hit the track] not a top, not yet a bottom? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 18 Aug 2022 07:00:00 -0000 full Starburns Audio YA author Robbie Couch talks about writing queer fiction for teenagers, to which the guys ask: how do you do, fellow kids? Later, the guys describe their ideal climates and apparently San Francisco is the place to be. Plus, what's a gay guy supposed to do when he's [hit the track] not a top, not yet a bottom? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices YA author Robbie Couch talks about writing queer fiction for teenagers, to which the guys ask: how do you do, fellow kids? Later, the guys describe their ideal climates and apparently San Francisco is the place to be. Plus, what's a gay guy supposed to do when he's [hit the track] not a top, not yet a bottom?

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]]> 2554 Godoy Drag queen Godoy joins the guys to talk about toxic masculinity in the drag community and what it's like to (unkowingly) perform with your balls out. Plus, GLAAD assesses which social media platforms are safest for the queer community, and somehow Truth Social doesn't even show up?! And Brent reads an *adorable* letter of New Year resolutions Eliot wrote in 1991, and there's a LOT OF mousse.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 11 Aug 2022 07:00:00 -0000 full Starburns Audio Drag queen Godoy joins the guys to talk about toxic masculinity in the drag community and what it's like to (unkowingly) perform with your balls out. Plus, GLAAD assesses which social media platforms are safest for the queer community, and somehow Truth Social doesn't even show up?! And Brent reads an *adorable* letter of New Year resolutions Eliot wrote in 1991, and there's a LOT OF mousse.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Drag queen Godoy joins the guys to talk about toxic masculinity in the drag community and what it's like to (unkowingly) perform with your balls out. Plus, GLAAD assesses which social media platforms are safest for the queer community, and somehow Truth Social doesn't even show up?! And Brent reads an *adorable* letter of New Year resolutions Eliot wrote in 1991, and there's a LOT OF mousse. 

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]]> 3014 Jill Gutowitz, Jill Gutowitz, author of Girls Can Kiss Now, provides a tutorial through Lesbian Canon, from Angela Bassett's arms to Neve Campbell's existence to...the wind. Plus, just how scared should we be of Monkeypox? And more importantly, ARE YOU HOT? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 04 Aug 2022 07:00:00 -0000 full Starburns Audio Jill Gutowitz, author of Girls Can Kiss Now, provides a tutorial through Lesbian Canon, from Angela Bassett's arms to Neve Campbell's existence to...the wind. Plus, just how scared should we be of Monkeypox? And more importantly, ARE YOU HOT? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Jill Gutowitz, author of Girls Can Kiss Now, provides a tutorial through Lesbian Canon, from Angela Bassett's arms to Neve Campbell's existence to...the wind. Plus, just how scared should we be of Monkeypox? And more importantly, ARE YOU HOT?

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]]> 2997 Gabe Bergado Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 28 Jul 2022 07:00:00 -0000 full Starburns Audio Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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]]> 2719 Jessi Klein Jessi Klein, author of I'll Show Myself Out (and star of Big Mouth) joins the guys to momentarily unravel from food poisoning, parenting ennui and existential dread, but in a cute way! Plus: homophobia...IN SPACE! And the guys remember their favorite teachers, one of whom will give a whole new meaning to "birthday spanks." Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 21 Jul 2022 07:00:00 -0000 full Starburns Audio Jessi Klein, author of I'll Show Myself Out (and star of Big Mouth) joins the guys to momentarily unravel from food poisoning, parenting ennui and existential dread, but in a cute way! Plus: homophobia...IN SPACE! And the guys remember their favorite teachers, one of whom will give a whole new meaning to "birthday spanks." Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Jessi Klein, author of I'll Show Myself Out (and star of Big Mouth) joins the guys to momentarily unravel from food poisoning, parenting ennui and existential dread, but in a cute way! Plus: homophobia...IN SPACE! And the guys remember their favorite teachers, one of whom will give a whole new meaning to "birthday spanks."



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]]> 3185 John Flynn John Flynn, author of new memoir Baked!, talks about his life as the gayest pot cookie dealer New York has ever seen. Also, the battle around Title IX leaves us asking: WHY ARE CONSERVATIVES OBSESSED WITH US? (It's because they are bad people!) And when talking about their favorite summer treats, the guys provide a public service in reminding you that if you've never had an egg cream, what are you even DOING with your life? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 14 Jul 2022 07:00:00 -0000 full Starburns Audio John Flynn, author of new memoir Baked!, talks about his life as the gayest pot cookie dealer New York has ever seen. Also, the battle around Title IX leaves us asking: WHY ARE CONSERVATIVES OBSESSED WITH US? (It's because they are bad people!) And when talking about their favorite summer treats, the guys provide a public service in reminding you that if you've never had an egg cream, what are you even DOING with your life? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices John Flynn, author of new memoir Baked!, talks about his life as the gayest pot cookie dealer New York has ever seen. Also, the battle around Title IX leaves us asking: WHY ARE CONSERVATIVES OBSESSED WITH US? (It's because they are bad people!) And when talking about their favorite summer treats, the guys provide a public service in reminding you that if you've never had an egg cream, what are you even DOING with your life?

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]]> 2948 Bridger Winegar With the overturning of Roe vs. Wade, the guys kick things off on a unsurprisingly dour note, but not without a healthy reminder that when the mid-terms arrive, we all have TWO options in the words of P. Diddy: vote or DIE. Then, Bridger Winegar, host of the podcast I Said No Gifts, shares some of the worst presents he's ever received, although it's still unclear where he stands on the free candy bars (ooh!) from Mormon missionaries who tracked down his home address after he defected (boo!). And in a query posed to you, our dear listeners, help us answer this very important question: is it weirder to work out in jeans at the gym or to regularly eat dinner at 9:00pm? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 30 Jun 2022 07:00:00 -0000 full Starburns Audio With the overturning of Roe vs. Wade, the guys kick things off on a unsurprisingly dour note, but not without a healthy reminder that when the mid-terms arrive, we all have TWO options in the words of P. Diddy: vote or DIE. Then, Bridger Winegar, host of the podcast I Said No Gifts, shares some of the worst presents he's ever received, although it's still unclear where he stands on the free candy bars (ooh!) from Mormon missionaries who tracked down his home address after he defected (boo!). And in a query posed to you, our dear listeners, help us answer this very important question: is it weirder to work out in jeans at the gym or to regularly eat dinner at 9:00pm? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices With the overturning of Roe vs. Wade, the guys kick things off on a unsurprisingly dour note, but not without a healthy reminder that when the mid-terms arrive, we all have TWO options in the words of P. Diddy: vote or DIE. Then, Bridger Winegar, host of the podcast I Said No Gifts, shares some of the worst presents he's ever received, although it's still unclear where he stands on the free candy bars (ooh!) from Mormon missionaries who tracked down his home address after he defected (boo!). And in a query posed to you, our dear listeners, help us answer this very important question: is it weirder to work out in jeans at the gym or to regularly eat dinner at 9:00pm?

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]]> 3013 Vera Drew Filmmaker, editor and director Vera Drew gives us a peek into her life behind the camera, where answering the phone is harder than it sounds. Plus, an update from Brent on homophobia in baseball during Pride Month, and why Mookie Betts is forever HIS grand marshal. And if the guys each had a superpower, what would they be, and who would be arrested first? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 23 Jun 2022 07:00:00 -0000 full Starburns Audio Filmmaker, editor and director Vera Drew gives us a peek into her life behind the camera, where answering the phone is harder than it sounds. Plus, an update from Brent on homophobia in baseball during Pride Month, and why Mookie Betts is forever HIS grand marshal. And if the guys each had a superpower, what would they be, and who would be arrested first? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Filmmaker, editor and director Vera Drew gives us a peek into her life behind the camera, where answering the phone is harder than it sounds. Plus, an update from Brent on homophobia in baseball during Pride Month, and why Mookie Betts is forever HIS grand marshal. And if the guys each had a superpower, what would they be, and who would be arrested first?

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]]> 2830 Colton Haynes Colton Haynes makes his return to the pod to talk about Miss Memory Lane, his gut-wrenching new memoir that will leave you -- in the words of H. Alan -- "itching for more" (but in a different way). And now that Postmates has used Pride month to introduce a ::checks notes:: "menu for bottoms," we are officially EXHAUSTED. Also, just try and name another podcast where three queer hosts earnestly talk about coin purses without making a single joke about the vagina. Go ahead, we'll wait! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 16 Jun 2022 07:00:00 -0000 full Starburns Audio Colton Haynes makes his return to the pod to talk about Miss Memory Lane, his gut-wrenching new memoir that will leave you -- in the words of H. Alan -- "itching for more" (but in a different way). And now that Postmates has used Pride month to introduce a ::checks notes:: "menu for bottoms," we are officially EXHAUSTED. Also, just try and name another podcast where three queer hosts earnestly talk about coin purses without making a single joke about the vagina. Go ahead, we'll wait! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Colton Haynes makes his return to the pod to talk about Miss Memory Lane, his gut-wrenching new memoir that will leave you -- in the words of H. Alan -- "itching for more" (but in a different way). And now that Postmates has used Pride month to introduce a ::checks notes:: "menu for bottoms," we are officially EXHAUSTED. Also, just try and name another podcast where three queer hosts earnestly talk about coin purses without making a single joke about the vagina. Go ahead, we'll wait!

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]]> 4045 Our 200th Episode!! Happy 200th episode! The guys celebrate the milestone with more listener Q&A because who needs guests anyway? (JK ALL ARE WELCOME HERE!!!) Plus, no kink at Pride? The guys discuss their limitations on what should and shouldn't be included in the yearly festivities, from boobs and butts to fists and nuts. And how do YOU feel about singing karaoke with people who actually CAN, even if you, like H. Alan, "hate music"? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 09 Jun 2022 07:00:00 -0000 full Starburns Audio Happy 200th episode! The guys celebrate the milestone with more listener Q&A because who needs guests anyway? (JK ALL ARE WELCOME HERE!!!) Plus, no kink at Pride? The guys discuss their limitations on what should and shouldn't be included in the yearly festivities, from boobs and butts to fists and nuts. And how do YOU feel about singing karaoke with people who actually CAN, even if you, like H. Alan, "hate music"? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Happy 200th episode! The guys celebrate the milestone with more listener Q&A because who needs guests anyway? (JK ALL ARE WELCOME HERE!!!) Plus, no kink at Pride? The guys discuss their limitations on what should and shouldn't be included in the yearly festivities, from boobs and butts to fists and nuts. And how do YOU feel about singing karaoke with people who actually CAN, even if you, like H. Alan, "hate music"?

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]]> 3201 Cissy Boys with Matt LeGrande, Dan Donohue and Cooper Lynden Matt LeGrande, Dan Donohue and Cooper Lynden, comedians and hosts of the Cissy Boys podcast, make this episode a full blown sextuplet comedy bonanza, detailing all the colors of the sexual preference rainbow, including butt plugs for straight men. Plus, when someone gets canceled for making homophobic comments but actively tries to make amends, do we listen? And when it comes to hairstyles, which hosts embrace change and which host refuses to go curly and "embrace his Greek heritage," according to Eliot? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 02 Jun 2022 07:00:00 -0000 full Starburns Audio Matt LeGrande, Dan Donohue and Cooper Lynden, comedians and hosts of the Cissy Boys podcast, make this episode a full blown sextuplet comedy bonanza, detailing all the colors of the sexual preference rainbow, including butt plugs for straight men. Plus, when someone gets canceled for making homophobic comments but actively tries to make amends, do we listen? And when it comes to hairstyles, which hosts embrace change and which host refuses to go curly and "embrace his Greek heritage," according to Eliot? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Matt LeGrande, Dan Donohue and Cooper Lynden, comedians and hosts of the Cissy Boys podcast, make this episode a full blown sextuplet comedy bonanza, detailing all the colors of the sexual preference rainbow, including butt plugs for straight men. Plus, when someone gets canceled for making homophobic comments but actively tries to make amends, do we listen? And when it comes to hairstyles, which hosts embrace change and which host refuses to go curly and "embrace his Greek heritage," according to Eliot?

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]]> 3557 Tonatiuh This week, the guys are joined by actor Tonatiuh of ‘Angelyne,’ ‘Vida’ and ‘Promised Land.’ Then, the guys pay tribute to the ‘Real World: New Orleans‘ heartthrob Danny Roberts upon his return to TV. And just how did furries end up at the center of the right wing's trans panic, and when did Eliot realize he was, in fact, dating one? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 26 May 2022 07:00:00 -0000 full Starburns Audio This week, the guys are joined by actor Tonatiuh of ‘Angelyne,’ ‘Vida’ and ‘Promised Land.’ Then, the guys pay tribute to the ‘Real World: New Orleans‘ heartthrob Danny Roberts upon his return to TV. And just how did furries end up at the center of the right wing's trans panic, and when did Eliot realize he was, in fact, dating one? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices This week, the guys are joined by actor Tonatiuh of ‘Angelyne,’ ‘Vida’ and ‘Promised Land.’ Then, the guys pay tribute to the ‘Real World: New Orleans‘ heartthrob Danny Roberts upon his return to TV. And just how did furries end up at the center of the right wing's trans panic, and when did Eliot realize he was, in fact, dating one?

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]]> 2926 Eric Williams This week, the guys are joined by Eric Williams, host of Gay Ass Podcast and preeminent authority on all Gay Ass Shit. Plus, the guys examine the strange venn diagram that compares famously closeted former New York City mayor Ed Koch and embattled Republican troll (and Hitler stan) Madison Cawthorn. Plus, would you believe Bette Midler OPENLY OPPOSED GAY MARRIAGE? Well, she did once, as Brent is more than happy to remind you. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 19 May 2022 11:52:07 -0000 full Starburns Audio This week, the guys are joined by Eric Williams, host of Gay Ass Podcast and preeminent authority on all Gay Ass Shit. Plus, the guys examine the strange venn diagram that compares famously closeted former New York City mayor Ed Koch and embattled Republican troll (and Hitler stan) Madison Cawthorn. Plus, would you believe Bette Midler OPENLY OPPOSED GAY MARRIAGE? Well, she did once, as Brent is more than happy to remind you. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices This week, the guys are joined by Eric Williams, host of Gay Ass Podcast and preeminent authority on all Gay Ass Shit. Plus, the guys examine the strange venn diagram that compares famously closeted former New York City mayor Ed Koch and embattled Republican troll (and Hitler stan) Madison Cawthorn. Plus, would you believe Bette Midler OPENLY OPPOSED GAY MARRIAGE? Well, she did once, as Brent is more than happy to remind you.

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]]> 3469 Alison Leiby Thanks to the notorious Supreme Court leak, this week's episode accidentally becomes our first ever Abortion Special, featuring Oh God! A Show About Abortion monologist (?) Alison Leiby and a deep dive into how women's reproductive rights affects everybody. And, yes, that includes Brent, even after he shares his misunderstanding about how a vagina functions in a body of water. Plus, is being offline hot? Suddenly, "getting off" has a whole new meaning! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 12 May 2022 07:00:00 -0000 full Starburns Audio Thanks to the notorious Supreme Court leak, this week's episode accidentally becomes our first ever Abortion Special, featuring Oh God! A Show About Abortion monologist (?) Alison Leiby and a deep dive into how women's reproductive rights affects everybody. And, yes, that includes Brent, even after he shares his misunderstanding about how a vagina functions in a body of water. Plus, is being offline hot? Suddenly, "getting off" has a whole new meaning! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thanks to the notorious Supreme Court leak, this week's episode accidentally becomes our first ever Abortion Special, featuring Oh God! A Show About Abortion monologist (?) Alison Leiby and a deep dive into how women's reproductive rights affects everybody. And, yes, that includes Brent, even after he shares his misunderstanding about how a vagina functions in a body of water. Plus, is being offline hot? Suddenly, "getting off" has a whole new meaning!

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]]> 3158 John Roberts We're joined this week by John Roberts (no, not THAT John Roberts), the voice of Linda Belcher on Bob's Burgers. We gab about New Jersey, our moms and Christmas trees. Timely! First up, the guys discuss the explosion in popularity of male lingerie...even though Brent remains skeptical that it's ACTUALLY a trend (and yes, Alan was offended!). Either way, there IS a short discussion about John Goodman in briefs. And finally, the guys discuss Tyler Dinucci's piece about the first generation of gay men aging during an unprecedented era of acceptance. Good god, what the hell are we supposed to do with all this love!? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 05 May 2022 07:00:00 -0000 full Starburns Audio We're joined this week by John Roberts (no, not THAT John Roberts), the voice of Linda Belcher on Bob's Burgers. We gab about New Jersey, our moms and Christmas trees. Timely! First up, the guys discuss the explosion in popularity of male lingerie...even though Brent remains skeptical that it's ACTUALLY a trend (and yes, Alan was offended!). Either way, there IS a short discussion about John Goodman in briefs. And finally, the guys discuss Tyler Dinucci's piece about the first generation of gay men aging during an unprecedented era of acceptance. Good god, what the hell are we supposed to do with all this love!? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices We're joined this week by John Roberts (no, not THAT John Roberts), the voice of Linda Belcher on Bob's Burgers. We gab about New Jersey, our moms and Christmas trees. Timely! First up, the guys discuss the explosion in popularity of male lingerie...even though Brent remains skeptical that it's ACTUALLY a trend (and yes, Alan was offended!). Either way, there IS a short discussion about John Goodman in briefs. And finally, the guys discuss Tyler Dinucci's piece about the first generation of gay men aging during an unprecedented era of acceptance. Good god, what the hell are we supposed to do with all this love!?

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]]> 2958 Ron Funches Ron Funches graces the podcast with his fleece blanket of a voice, regaling the guys with stories about horse meat, vintage shopping, and when parasitic diarrhea ruins your dreams of hosting a game show. Plus, playwright David Mamet equates gay teachers to pedophiles, which should go down REALLY well in theater circles. And Brent investigates taste in porn by gender in an experiment that proves if there's anything we can all agree on, it's disrespecting your elders...CONSENSUALLY! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 28 Apr 2022 07:00:00 -0000 full Starburns Audio Ron Funches graces the podcast with his fleece blanket of a voice, regaling the guys with stories about horse meat, vintage shopping, and when parasitic diarrhea ruins your dreams of hosting a game show. Plus, playwright David Mamet equates gay teachers to pedophiles, which should go down REALLY well in theater circles. And Brent investigates taste in porn by gender in an experiment that proves if there's anything we can all agree on, it's disrespecting your elders...CONSENSUALLY! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Ron Funches graces the podcast with his fleece blanket of a voice, regaling the guys with stories about horse meat, vintage shopping, and when parasitic diarrhea ruins your dreams of hosting a game show. Plus, playwright David Mamet equates gay teachers to pedophiles, which should go down REALLY well in theater circles. And Brent investigates taste in porn by gender in an experiment that proves if there's anything we can all agree on, it's disrespecting your elders...CONSENSUALLY!

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]]> 2913 Happy 4/20! Green Qween (Andrés Rigal) Happy 420 y'all! In honor of the greenest day of the year (sorry Arbor Day!) this cannabis-themed episode, sponsored by Cann, features a chat with Andrés Rigal, owner of the queer-owned dispensary Green Qween based in Los Angeles. Plus, the guys settle the old debate between Coke vs. Pepsi vs. hemp-infused energy drinks. And Brent makes a particularly profound connection between moths and "tiny dinosaurs," and he's not even high ...YET! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Wed, 20 Apr 2022 07:00:00 -0000 full Starburns Audio Happy 420 y'all! In honor of the greenest day of the year (sorry Arbor Day!) this cannabis-themed episode, sponsored by Cann, features a chat with Andrés Rigal, owner of the queer-owned dispensary Green Qween based in Los Angeles. Plus, the guys settle the old debate between Coke vs. Pepsi vs. hemp-infused energy drinks. And Brent makes a particularly profound connection between moths and "tiny dinosaurs," and he's not even high ...YET! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Happy 420 y'all! In honor of the greenest day of the year (sorry Arbor Day!) this cannabis-themed episode, sponsored by Cann, features a chat with Andrés Rigal, owner of the queer-owned dispensary Green Qween based in Los Angeles. Plus, the guys settle the old debate between Coke vs. Pepsi vs. hemp-infused energy drinks. And Brent makes a particularly profound connection between moths and "tiny dinosaurs," and he's not even high ...YET!

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]]> 2745 Cruising Podcast The co-hosts of the podcast Cruising join the guys to detail their travels to the tragically few functioning lesbian bars scattered across the country, and who knew Oklahoma was popping AWF?! Then, when it comes to professions traditionally tied by gay men, which ones would fit Brent, Eliot and H. Alan best, and who chose Bitchy Retail Supervisor? Plus, are Republicans making life miserable for LGBTQ+ youth just because they can? You only get one guess...and it's can't be "no." Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 14 Apr 2022 07:00:00 -0000 full Starburns Audio The co-hosts of the podcast Cruising join the guys to detail their travels to the tragically few functioning lesbian bars scattered across the country, and who knew Oklahoma was popping AWF?! Then, when it comes to professions traditionally tied by gay men, which ones would fit Brent, Eliot and H. Alan best, and who chose Bitchy Retail Supervisor? Plus, are Republicans making life miserable for LGBTQ+ youth just because they can? You only get one guess...and it's can't be "no." Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices The co-hosts of the podcast Cruising join the guys to detail their travels to the tragically few functioning lesbian bars scattered across the country, and who knew Oklahoma was popping AWF?! Then, when it comes to professions traditionally tied by gay men, which ones would fit Brent, Eliot and H. Alan best, and who chose Bitchy Retail Supervisor? Plus, are Republicans making life miserable for LGBTQ+ youth just because they can? You only get one guess...and it's can't be "no."

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]]> 2857 Benito "Benny Drama" Skinner Benito "Benny Drama" Skinner joins the guys to talk about his days on the football field, why the TED talk is the modern equivalent of straight porn, and his time at The White House, including meeting Jen "Big Red" Psaki (we just made that up, no one calls her that). Also, Netflix's new dating game show features an all-queer case of couples, and is that a good thing? Then, if your hosts were each crayon color, what would they be called? Plus, H. Alan argues that "the bravest thing a gay man can do" is to make his Instagram private, and we can't help but wonder: is that scientifically possible??? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 07 Apr 2022 07:00:00 -0000 full Starburns Audio Benito "Benny Drama" Skinner joins the guys to talk about his days on the football field, why the TED talk is the modern equivalent of straight porn, and his time at The White House, including meeting Jen "Big Red" Psaki (we just made that up, no one calls her that). Also, Netflix's new dating game show features an all-queer case of couples, and is that a good thing? Then, if your hosts were each crayon color, what would they be called? Plus, H. Alan argues that "the bravest thing a gay man can do" is to make his Instagram private, and we can't help but wonder: is that scientifically possible??? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Benito "Benny Drama" Skinner joins the guys to talk about his days on the football field, why the TED talk is the modern equivalent of straight porn, and his time at The White House, including meeting Jen "Big Red" Psaki (we just made that up, no one calls her that). Also, Netflix's new dating game show features an all-queer case of couples, and is that a good thing? Then, if your hosts were each crayon color, what would they be called? Plus, H. Alan argues that "the bravest thing a gay man can do" is to make his Instagram private, and we can't help but wonder: is that scientifically possible???

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]]> 2478 Chelcie Lynn (aka Tammy Bangs) & Clayton Farris Clayton Farris and Chelcie "I'm Gettin' Horny" Lynn (aka Tammy Bangs) join the guys to talk about...well, mostly titties. And WHO DOESN'T LOVE TITTIES? Plus, can you imagine the kind of person who would kick out their child for being gay? Okay, now imagine if that kid...were a DOG! Because it actually happened. As did Alex Jones giving Donald Trump the blessing to hook up with dudes. It has been A WEEK, y'all. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 31 Mar 2022 14:07:19 -0000 full Starburns Audio Clayton Farris and Chelcie "I'm Gettin' Horny" Lynn (aka Tammy Bangs) join the guys to talk about...well, mostly titties. And WHO DOESN'T LOVE TITTIES? Plus, can you imagine the kind of person who would kick out their child for being gay? Okay, now imagine if that kid...were a DOG! Because it actually happened. As did Alex Jones giving Donald Trump the blessing to hook up with dudes. It has been A WEEK, y'all. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Clayton Farris and Chelcie "I'm Gettin' Horny" Lynn (aka Tammy Bangs) join the guys to talk about...well, mostly titties. And WHO DOESN'T LOVE TITTIES? Plus, can you imagine the kind of person who would kick out their child for being gay? Okay, now imagine if that kid...were a DOG! Because it actually happened. As did Alex Jones giving Donald Trump the blessing to hook up with dudes. It has been A WEEK, y'all.

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]]> 2681 Megan Ganz This week, the guys are joined by Brent's longtime pal Megan Ganz, writer for Modern Family, Mythic Quest and It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (and producer of the Always Sunny podcast) AND the first guest to ever see Brent in nothing but a tee-shirt and underwear...allegedly. Plus, find out which of the co-hosts has ever shot a gun! And let noted geopolitical analyst Brennen Scott Cooper help break down the war against Ukraine when he ::checks notes:: calls Ukraine "a submissive bottom" and Russia "a dom top" and oh wait, he's not an analyst, he's a ...sigh... gay guy on TikTok. [Please imagine the gif of Kris Jenner closing her laptop.]  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 24 Mar 2022 07:00:00 -0000 full Starburns Audio This week, the guys are joined by Brent's longtime pal Megan Ganz, writer for Modern Family, Mythic Quest and It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (and producer of the Always Sunny podcast) AND the first guest to ever see Brent in nothing but a tee-shirt and underwear...allegedly. Plus, find out which of the co-hosts has ever shot a gun! And let noted geopolitical analyst Brennen Scott Cooper help break down the war against Ukraine when he ::checks notes:: calls Ukraine "a submissive bottom" and Russia "a dom top" and oh wait, he's not an analyst, he's a ...sigh... gay guy on TikTok. [Please imagine the gif of Kris Jenner closing her laptop.]  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices This week, the guys are joined by Brent's longtime pal Megan Ganz, writer for Modern Family, Mythic Quest and It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (and producer of the Always Sunny podcast) AND the first guest to ever see Brent in nothing but a tee-shirt and underwear...allegedly. Plus, find out which of the co-hosts has ever shot a gun! And let noted geopolitical analyst Brennen Scott Cooper help break down the war against Ukraine when he ::checks notes:: calls Ukraine "a submissive bottom" and Russia "a dom top" and oh wait, he's not an analyst, he's a ...sigh... gay guy on TikTok. [Please imagine the gif of Kris Jenner closing her laptop.] 

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]]> 3312 Lindsey Weber Who Weekly? co-host Lindsey Weber joins this week to break down what makes a Who vs. a Them, and why no one can hold a candle to Enya ...or Bonnie Hunt for that matter! Plus, the guys weigh on how "medical gatekeeping" is being used to keep trans people from, y'know, making their own decisions. And in the wide world of queer influencers, why have so many turned to pseudo-psychology and "folk knowledge" instead of just being thirsty? All together now: YOU'RE MAKING IT WORSE! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 17 Mar 2022 07:00:00 -0000 full Starburns Audio Who Weekly? co-host Lindsey Weber joins this week to break down what makes a Who vs. a Them, and why no one can hold a candle to Enya ...or Bonnie Hunt for that matter! Plus, the guys weigh on how "medical gatekeeping" is being used to keep trans people from, y'know, making their own decisions. And in the wide world of queer influencers, why have so many turned to pseudo-psychology and "folk knowledge" instead of just being thirsty? All together now: YOU'RE MAKING IT WORSE! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Who Weekly? co-host Lindsey Weber joins this week to break down what makes a Who vs. a Them, and why no one can hold a candle to Enya ...or Bonnie Hunt for that matter! Plus, the guys weigh on how "medical gatekeeping" is being used to keep trans people from, y'know, making their own decisions. And in the wide world of queer influencers, why have so many turned to pseudo-psychology and "folk knowledge" instead of just being thirsty? All together now: YOU'RE MAKING IT WORSE!

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]]> 3448 Ronna Glickman Jewish royalty Ronna Glickman of Ask Ronna joins the guys to dole out advice on a potpourri of topics, from back pain to baby clothes to Supreme Court nominee Ketanji Brown Jackson. (Don't bother asking about theme parks.) Plus, will self-proclaimed "Disney Gay" H. Alan Scott boycott the happiest place on earth in light of its connection to the Don't Say Gay bill in Florida? And hear how the guys pick out the perfect bottle of wine for a housewarming party, including Brent's strategy of finding something that pairs marvelously with a 3 Musketeers. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 10 Mar 2022 08:00:00 -0000 full Starburns Audio Jewish royalty Ronna Glickman of Ask Ronna joins the guys to dole out advice on a potpourri of topics, from back pain to baby clothes to Supreme Court nominee Ketanji Brown Jackson. (Don't bother asking about theme parks.) Plus, will self-proclaimed "Disney Gay" H. Alan Scott boycott the happiest place on earth in light of its connection to the Don't Say Gay bill in Florida? And hear how the guys pick out the perfect bottle of wine for a housewarming party, including Brent's strategy of finding something that pairs marvelously with a 3 Musketeers. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Jewish royalty Ronna Glickman of Ask Ronna joins the guys to dole out advice on a potpourri of topics, from back pain to baby clothes to Supreme Court nominee Ketanji Brown Jackson. (Don't bother asking about theme parks.) Plus, will self-proclaimed "Disney Gay" H. Alan Scott boycott the happiest place on earth in light of its connection to the Don't Say Gay bill in Florida? And hear how the guys pick out the perfect bottle of wine for a housewarming party, including Brent's strategy of finding something that pairs marvelously with a 3 Musketeers.

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]]> 3471 Carolyn Bergier and Melody Kamali  Carolyn Bergier and Melody Kamali, co-hosts of the podcast Dyking Out, join H. Alan, Brent and Eliot to speculate on Cate Blanchett's sexuality, expose what really goes on at Dinah Weekend, and explain why the hottest scene for lesbians in Provincetown is dog walking hour. Also, find out whose handwriting really makes the grade, including H. Alan's impassioned plea for teaching cursive. And the Supreme Court decides (yet again) if religious graphic designer and confirmed asshole Lorie Smith (if your Google search sent you here, Lorie, hi and we hate you!) can discriminate against gays in a disclaimer on her website. Justice for Zola.com! And Squarespace! And cursive! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 03 Mar 2022 08:00:00 -0000 full Starburns Audio  Carolyn Bergier and Melody Kamali, co-hosts of the podcast Dyking Out, join H. Alan, Brent and Eliot to speculate on Cate Blanchett's sexuality, expose what really goes on at Dinah Weekend, and explain why the hottest scene for lesbians in Provincetown is dog walking hour. Also, find out whose handwriting really makes the grade, including H. Alan's impassioned plea for teaching cursive. And the Supreme Court decides (yet again) if religious graphic designer and confirmed asshole Lorie Smith (if your Google search sent you here, Lorie, hi and we hate you!) can discriminate against gays in a disclaimer on her website. Justice for Zola.com! And Squarespace! And cursive! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices  Carolyn Bergier and Melody Kamali, co-hosts of the podcast Dyking Out, join H. Alan, Brent and Eliot to speculate on Cate Blanchett's sexuality, expose what really goes on at Dinah Weekend, and explain why the hottest scene for lesbians in Provincetown is dog walking hour. Also, find out whose handwriting really makes the grade, including H. Alan's impassioned plea for teaching cursive. And the Supreme Court decides (yet again) if religious graphic designer and confirmed asshole Lorie Smith (if your Google search sent you here, Lorie, hi and we hate you!) can discriminate against gays in a disclaimer on her website. Justice for Zola.com! And Squarespace! And cursive!

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]]> 2898 Harvey Guillén Harvey Guillén of What We Do in the Shadows joins the guys to talk about life as TV's most beloved gay vampire-adjacent character since...all of them? Okay, but how many of them are CRITICS CHOICE AWARD NOMINEES? Plus, was Elliott Smith the ultimate straight ally all the way back in the nineties? And the guys ponder who may be the most famous gay person IN THE WORLD! (Don't worry, we don't speak of An*y Coh*n. Not here. Safe space.) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 24 Feb 2022 08:00:00 -0000 full Starburns Audio Harvey Guillén of What We Do in the Shadows joins the guys to talk about life as TV's most beloved gay vampire-adjacent character since...all of them? Okay, but how many of them are CRITICS CHOICE AWARD NOMINEES? Plus, was Elliott Smith the ultimate straight ally all the way back in the nineties? And the guys ponder who may be the most famous gay person IN THE WORLD! (Don't worry, we don't speak of An*y Coh*n. Not here. Safe space.) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Harvey Guillén of What We Do in the Shadows joins the guys to talk about life as TV's most beloved gay vampire-adjacent character since...all of them? Okay, but how many of them are CRITICS CHOICE AWARD NOMINEES? Plus, was Elliott Smith the ultimate straight ally all the way back in the nineties? And the guys ponder who may be the most famous gay person IN THE WORLD! (Don't worry, we don't speak of An*y Coh*n. Not here. Safe space.)

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]]> 2882 Kim Chi Drag Race royalty, TikTok foodie, and cosmetics ENTREPRENEURE$$ Kim Chi joins the guys this week to shed light on where to find the best eats around the globe (hint: avoid white people). Plus, would you believe that the queer community has been vaccinated against COVID at meteorically higher rates than straight people? Of course you would! Would you ALSO believe that H. Alan has gotten aroused at a barbershop? Of course you would!  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 17 Feb 2022 08:00:00 -0000 full Starburns Audio Drag Race royalty, TikTok foodie, and cosmetics ENTREPRENEURE$$ Kim Chi joins the guys this week to shed light on where to find the best eats around the globe (hint: avoid white people). Plus, would you believe that the queer community has been vaccinated against COVID at meteorically higher rates than straight people? Of course you would! Would you ALSO believe that H. Alan has gotten aroused at a barbershop? Of course you would!  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Drag Race royalty, TikTok foodie, and cosmetics ENTREPRENEURE$$ Kim Chi joins the guys this week to shed light on where to find the best eats around the globe (hint: avoid white people). Plus, would you believe that the queer community has been vaccinated against COVID at meteorically higher rates than straight people? Of course you would! Would you ALSO believe that H. Alan has gotten aroused at a barbershop? Of course you would! 

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]]> 2751 Tess Barker & Babs Gray Tess Barker and Babs Gray of podcasts Britney's Gram, TOXIC and Lady to Lady join the guys to talk all things Britney...bitch. Plus, now that the Biden administration has reenstated retroactive survivor's benefits for gay couples, ca Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 10 Feb 2022 08:00:00 -0000 full Starburns Audio Tess Barker and Babs Gray of podcasts Britney's Gram, TOXIC and Lady to Lady join the guys to talk all things Britney...bitch. Plus, now that the Biden administration has reenstated retroactive survivor's benefits for gay couples, ca Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Tess Barker and Babs Gray of podcasts Britney's Gram, TOXIC and Lady to Lady join the guys to talk all things Britney...bitch. Plus, now that the Biden administration has reenstated retroactive survivor's benefits for gay couples, ca

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]]> 2787 John Milhiser SNL alum John Milhiser joins the guys to wax nostalgic about surviving quarantine with both his boyfriend and his best friend, past guest Nicole Byer. Then, the guys weigh the pros and cons (jk, just cons) of Florida's "Don't Say Gay" bill, which essentially prohibits kids from, like, acknowledging gay stuff because...Florida. And when it comes to intimacy between gay friends, should light petting, spooning, and kissing on the lips be totally chill, and if you disagree, YOU'RE HOMOPHOBIC. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 03 Feb 2022 19:11:08 -0000 full Starburns Audio SNL alum John Milhiser joins the guys to wax nostalgic about surviving quarantine with both his boyfriend and his best friend, past guest Nicole Byer. Then, the guys weigh the pros and cons (jk, just cons) of Florida's "Don't Say Gay" bill, which essentially prohibits kids from, like, acknowledging gay stuff because...Florida. And when it comes to intimacy between gay friends, should light petting, spooning, and kissing on the lips be totally chill, and if you disagree, YOU'RE HOMOPHOBIC. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices SNL alum John Milhiser joins the guys to wax nostalgic about surviving quarantine with both his boyfriend and his best friend, past guest Nicole Byer. Then, the guys weigh the pros and cons (jk, just cons) of Florida's "Don't Say Gay" bill, which essentially prohibits kids from, like, acknowledging gay stuff because...Florida. And when it comes to intimacy between gay friends, should light petting, spooning, and kissing on the lips be totally chill, and if you disagree, YOU'RE HOMOPHOBIC.

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]]> 3122 Listener Q&A Today's episode is another fun, guest-free Q&A edition in which the guys get to tackle some pressing questions from the listeners, even one about poppers and pussies that nearly makes two thirds of your hosts pass out! Plus, find out who wears what when it comes to formalwear, and don't count out H. Alan's beige three-piece suit just yet! And find out why lawmakers in Arkansas are using trans teenagers as pawns in their game of Whose Lives Can We Ruin Now? It's true! In the words of Bea Arthur, "I'm not kidding." Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 27 Jan 2022 08:00:00 -0000 full Starburns Audio Today's episode is another fun, guest-free Q&A edition in which the guys get to tackle some pressing questions from the listeners, even one about poppers and pussies that nearly makes two thirds of your hosts pass out! Plus, find out who wears what when it comes to formalwear, and don't count out H. Alan's beige three-piece suit just yet! And find out why lawmakers in Arkansas are using trans teenagers as pawns in their game of Whose Lives Can We Ruin Now? It's true! In the words of Bea Arthur, "I'm not kidding." Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Today's episode is another fun, guest-free Q&A edition in which the guys get to tackle some pressing questions from the listeners, even one about poppers and pussies that nearly makes two thirds of your hosts pass out! Plus, find out who wears what when it comes to formalwear, and don't count out H. Alan's beige three-piece suit just yet! And find out why lawmakers in Arkansas are using trans teenagers as pawns in their game of Whose Lives Can We Ruin Now? It's true! In the words of Bea Arthur, "I'm not kidding."

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]]> 3578 Chigs Parmar If you've been waiting to hear Brent fangirl out like that gif of an anime character shooting hearts out of her eyes, then today's your day! Because we are joined The Great British Baking Show heartthrob Chirag "Chigs" Parmar. Listen closely and you may actually hear Brent squeal! Then, the Pope shades people who "selfishly" choose pets over babies, which is the quickest way to get Eliot to punch you right in the kisser. And when it comes to their "dream kitchens," which of your co-hosts wishes they were in a Nancy Meyers movie, and does Brent even know who that is? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 20 Jan 2022 08:00:00 -0000 full Starburns Audio If you've been waiting to hear Brent fangirl out like that gif of an anime character shooting hearts out of her eyes, then today's your day! Because we are joined The Great British Baking Show heartthrob Chirag "Chigs" Parmar. Listen closely and you may actually hear Brent squeal! Then, the Pope shades people who "selfishly" choose pets over babies, which is the quickest way to get Eliot to punch you right in the kisser. And when it comes to their "dream kitchens," which of your co-hosts wishes they were in a Nancy Meyers movie, and does Brent even know who that is? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices If you've been waiting to hear Brent fangirl out like that gif of an anime character shooting hearts out of her eyes, then today's your day! Because we are joined The Great British Baking Show heartthrob Chirag "Chigs" Parmar. Listen closely and you may actually hear Brent squeal! Then, the Pope shades people who "selfishly" choose pets over babies, which is the quickest way to get Eliot to punch you right in the kisser. And when it comes to their "dream kitchens," which of your co-hosts wishes they were in a Nancy Meyers movie, and does Brent even know who that is?

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]]> 3080 Danielle Perez Comedian Danielle Perez brings her infectious Valley Girl vibes to the show this week and tells the story behind her viral moment on The Price Is Right. Then, when it comes to their music-listening habits, are your hosts on shuffle? And now that redistricting has put gay mecca Palm Springs under the thumb of a conservative Republican, will the desert town crumble? And where else is Brent supposed feel comfortable enough to drunkenly slip on a pair of kitten heels LIKE THE QUEEN THAT HE IS? Plus, do not miss Eliot describing his first time getting peed on! It's not what you think, but it won't disappoint! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 13 Jan 2022 08:00:00 -0000 full Starburns Audio Comedian Danielle Perez brings her infectious Valley Girl vibes to the show this week and tells the story behind her viral moment on The Price Is Right. Then, when it comes to their music-listening habits, are your hosts on shuffle? And now that redistricting has put gay mecca Palm Springs under the thumb of a conservative Republican, will the desert town crumble? And where else is Brent supposed feel comfortable enough to drunkenly slip on a pair of kitten heels LIKE THE QUEEN THAT HE IS? Plus, do not miss Eliot describing his first time getting peed on! It's not what you think, but it won't disappoint! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Comedian Danielle Perez brings her infectious Valley Girl vibes to the show this week and tells the story behind her viral moment on The Price Is Right. Then, when it comes to their music-listening habits, are your hosts on shuffle? And now that redistricting has put gay mecca Palm Springs under the thumb of a conservative Republican, will the desert town crumble? And where else is Brent supposed feel comfortable enough to drunkenly slip on a pair of kitten heels LIKE THE QUEEN THAT HE IS? Plus, do not miss Eliot describing his first time getting peed on! It's not what you think, but it won't disappoint!

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]]> 3034 Carly Usdin Filmmaker and director Carly Usdin rings in the new year with the guys, explaining their journey to the director's chair as well as their journey to courtside seats at WNBA games at the Crypto.com Arena. Plus, trans Jeopardy! champ Amy Schneider says "GAY RIGHTS!" but obviously in the form of a question. And when it comes to travel, what do your hosts carry in their bags? Between dark chocolate, pepper spray, and wet wipes, can you guess which of the three following items belong to whom, and is it really so weird to carry around an extra pair of socks? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 06 Jan 2022 08:00:00 -0000 full Starburns Audio Filmmaker and director Carly Usdin rings in the new year with the guys, explaining their journey to the director's chair as well as their journey to courtside seats at WNBA games at the Crypto.com Arena. Plus, trans Jeopardy! champ Amy Schneider says "GAY RIGHTS!" but obviously in the form of a question. And when it comes to travel, what do your hosts carry in their bags? Between dark chocolate, pepper spray, and wet wipes, can you guess which of the three following items belong to whom, and is it really so weird to carry around an extra pair of socks? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Filmmaker and director Carly Usdin rings in the new year with the guys, explaining their journey to the director's chair as well as their journey to courtside seats at WNBA games at the Crypto.com Arena. Plus, trans Jeopardy! champ Amy Schneider says "GAY RIGHTS!" but obviously in the form of a question. And when it comes to travel, what do your hosts carry in their bags? Between dark chocolate, pepper spray, and wet wipes, can you guess which of the three following items belong to whom, and is it really so weird to carry around an extra pair of socks?

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]]> 2745 Kevin Zak Kevin Zak, actor, playwright and maker of memes, details his journey from the stage to the 'gram, where he pays tribute to Murder She Wrote, Disney villains, and Nicole Kidman's accent in the funniest way possible: with Photoshop! Plus, is professional wrestling gayer than ever? And with the late Ruth Bader Ginsburg adorning Christmas tree ornaments everywhere in the shadow of her passing, now seems to be as good a time as any for Brent to get really, really mad about it. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 23 Dec 2021 08:00:00 -0000 full Starburns Audio Kevin Zak, actor, playwright and maker of memes, details his journey from the stage to the 'gram, where he pays tribute to Murder She Wrote, Disney villains, and Nicole Kidman's accent in the funniest way possible: with Photoshop! Plus, is professional wrestling gayer than ever? And with the late Ruth Bader Ginsburg adorning Christmas tree ornaments everywhere in the shadow of her passing, now seems to be as good a time as any for Brent to get really, really mad about it. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Kevin Zak, actor, playwright and maker of memes, details his journey from the stage to the 'gram, where he pays tribute to Murder She Wrote, Disney villains, and Nicole Kidman's accent in the funniest way possible: with Photoshop! Plus, is professional wrestling gayer than ever? And with the late Ruth Bader Ginsburg adorning Christmas tree ornaments everywhere in the shadow of her passing, now seems to be as good a time as any for Brent to get really, really mad about it.

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]]> 3096 Sophie Santos Sophie Santos, author of The One You Want to Marry, joins the guys to talk about life as a teenage lesbian pageant queen in Montgomery, Alabama (and beyond). Then, the guys look at the stars of new trashy reality show Tampa Baes to ask: are lesbians making it worse, too, and HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE? And in learning that Brent occasionally wears jeans to the gym, H. Alan and Eliot evaluate whether this is totally normal, kinda weird, or "gay illegal." Plus, which of these three things is the gayest: Natalie Maines, Shawn Mendes, or H. Alan in a vest? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 16 Dec 2021 08:00:00 -0000 full Starburns Audio Sophie Santos, author of The One You Want to Marry, joins the guys to talk about life as a teenage lesbian pageant queen in Montgomery, Alabama (and beyond). Then, the guys look at the stars of new trashy reality show Tampa Baes to ask: are lesbians making it worse, too, and HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE? And in learning that Brent occasionally wears jeans to the gym, H. Alan and Eliot evaluate whether this is totally normal, kinda weird, or "gay illegal." Plus, which of these three things is the gayest: Natalie Maines, Shawn Mendes, or H. Alan in a vest? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Sophie Santos, author of The One You Want to Marry, joins the guys to talk about life as a teenage lesbian pageant queen in Montgomery, Alabama (and beyond). Then, the guys look at the stars of new trashy reality show Tampa Baes to ask: are lesbians making it worse, too, and HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE? And in learning that Brent occasionally wears jeans to the gym, H. Alan and Eliot evaluate whether this is totally normal, kinda weird, or "gay illegal." Plus, which of these three things is the gayest: Natalie Maines, Shawn Mendes, or H. Alan in a vest?

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]]> 3380 Kelly Hudson Horndog and host of What Are You Into Kelly Hudson brings some sex positivity to the show this week, even soliciting H. Alan's confession that he "loves when a woman squirts." But really, who doesn't? Then, are yassification memes homophobic? Because no one asked for this. Plus, when it comes to deodorant, which brands keep your hosts feeling fresh? And when it comes to LOOKING fresh, which host looks the hottest in a coat? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 09 Dec 2021 17:41:41 -0000 full Starburns Audio Horndog and host of What Are You Into Kelly Hudson brings some sex positivity to the show this week, even soliciting H. Alan's confession that he "loves when a woman squirts." But really, who doesn't? Then, are yassification memes homophobic? Because no one asked for this. Plus, when it comes to deodorant, which brands keep your hosts feeling fresh? And when it comes to LOOKING fresh, which host looks the hottest in a coat? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Horndog and host of What Are You Into Kelly Hudson brings some sex positivity to the show this week, even soliciting H. Alan's confession that he "loves when a woman squirts." But really, who doesn't? Then, are yassification memes homophobic? Because no one asked for this. Plus, when it comes to deodorant, which brands keep your hosts feeling fresh? And when it comes to LOOKING fresh, which host looks the hottest in a coat?

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]]> 3127 Matt Bellassai Writer, comedian and Unhappy Hour podcast host Matt Bellassai joins the guys just in time to spread the joy...of complaining! Then, Brent teaches us about the LGBTQ+ state of affairs in Japan, and it's not great! But hey, if you're into porn featuring guys in swimming goggles, we won't judge you! And while women allegedly cry much more than men, find out what brings your three hosts to tears. Plus, a first-hand account of Brent's dad buckling under pressure at the drive-thru window! GET IT TOGETHER, JOHN! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 02 Dec 2021 14:44:16 -0000 full Starburns Audio Writer, comedian and Unhappy Hour podcast host Matt Bellassai joins the guys just in time to spread the joy...of complaining! Then, Brent teaches us about the LGBTQ+ state of affairs in Japan, and it's not great! But hey, if you're into porn featuring guys in swimming goggles, we won't judge you! And while women allegedly cry much more than men, find out what brings your three hosts to tears. Plus, a first-hand account of Brent's dad buckling under pressure at the drive-thru window! GET IT TOGETHER, JOHN! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Writer, comedian and Unhappy Hour podcast host Matt Bellassai joins the guys just in time to spread the joy...of complaining! Then, Brent teaches us about the LGBTQ+ state of affairs in Japan, and it's not great! But hey, if you're into porn featuring guys in swimming goggles, we won't judge you! And while women allegedly cry much more than men, find out what brings your three hosts to tears. Plus, a first-hand account of Brent's dad buckling under pressure at the drive-thru window! GET IT TOGETHER, JOHN!

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]]> 2894 Jo Firestone It's hard to imagine, but there's literally zero possibility of you disliking comedian (and every senior citizen's favorite stand-up comedy teacher) Jo Firestone! Be sure and count how many St. Louis references are made before Brent implodes! Also, People magazine may have named Paul Rudd the Sexiest Man Alive, but don't count out the guys' personal choices just yet, especially if you watch The Christmas Cookie Challenge. Plus, can you imagine if right-wing radio personality Dennis Prager compared anti-vaxxers to AIDS patients? That would be insane...right? Right? .................RIGHT??? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 18 Nov 2021 08:00:00 -0000 full Starburns Audio It's hard to imagine, but there's literally zero possibility of you disliking comedian (and every senior citizen's favorite stand-up comedy teacher) Jo Firestone! Be sure and count how many St. Louis references are made before Brent implodes! Also, People magazine may have named Paul Rudd the Sexiest Man Alive, but don't count out the guys' personal choices just yet, especially if you watch The Christmas Cookie Challenge. Plus, can you imagine if right-wing radio personality Dennis Prager compared anti-vaxxers to AIDS patients? That would be insane...right? Right? .................RIGHT??? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices It's hard to imagine, but there's literally zero possibility of you disliking comedian (and every senior citizen's favorite stand-up comedy teacher) Jo Firestone! Be sure and count how many St. Louis references are made before Brent implodes! Also, People magazine may have named Paul Rudd the Sexiest Man Alive, but don't count out the guys' personal choices just yet, especially if you watch The Christmas Cookie Challenge. Plus, can you imagine if right-wing radio personality Dennis Prager compared anti-vaxxers to AIDS patients? That would be insane...right? Right? .................RIGHT???



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]]> 2872 Peppermint RuPaul's Drag Race legend, Broadway bombshell, and activist Peppermint joins the guys to talk about balancing a life on stage, on screen, and perhaps -- if the stars align -- on All Stars? Plus, will removing traditional gender roles from the toy aisle actually help its little customers topple the patriarchy? Also, have you ever been "blowfished?" Before you assume it's a sex thing, don't. Stop. We're just not that kind of podcast. No, we're the kind of podcast where one of the hosts nonchalantly delivers this gem: "Everyone who knows me knows I like walking in big crowds to smell people." Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 11 Nov 2021 14:33:00 -0000 full Starburns Audio RuPaul's Drag Race legend, Broadway bombshell, and activist Peppermint joins the guys to talk about balancing a life on stage, on screen, and perhaps -- if the stars align -- on All Stars? Plus, will removing traditional gender roles from the toy aisle actually help its little customers topple the patriarchy? Also, have you ever been "blowfished?" Before you assume it's a sex thing, don't. Stop. We're just not that kind of podcast. No, we're the kind of podcast where one of the hosts nonchalantly delivers this gem: "Everyone who knows me knows I like walking in big crowds to smell people." Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices RuPaul's Drag Race legend, Broadway bombshell, and activist Peppermint joins the guys to talk about balancing a life on stage, on screen, and perhaps -- if the stars align -- on All Stars? Plus, will removing traditional gender roles from the toy aisle actually help its little customers topple the patriarchy? Also, have you ever been "blowfished?" Before you assume it's a sex thing, don't. Stop. We're just not that kind of podcast. No, we're the kind of podcast where one of the hosts nonchalantly delivers this gem: "Everyone who knows me knows I like walking in big crowds to smell people."

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]]> 3196 Josef Jasso This week, the guys are joined by legendary photographer Josef Jasso! They talk with him about his extravagant winter coat, his fashion shoots (the weirder, the better, he says!) and what it's like working with some Real Housewives Brent has never heard of! Then, the guys discuss professional baseball player Joc Pederson's recent habit of wearing a pearl necklace during his postseason games...you might not be surprised to know, it goes over quite well with Alan! And finally, the guys talk about the creepiness (or not?) of dating your gay doppelganger! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 04 Nov 2021 07:00:00 -0000 full Starburns Audio This week, the guys are joined by legendary photographer Josef Jasso! They talk with him about his extravagant winter coat, his fashion shoots (the weirder, the better, he says!) and what it's like working with some Real Housewives Brent has never heard of! Then, the guys discuss professional baseball player Joc Pederson's recent habit of wearing a pearl necklace during his postseason games...you might not be surprised to know, it goes over quite well with Alan! And finally, the guys talk about the creepiness (or not?) of dating your gay doppelganger! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices This week, the guys are joined by legendary photographer Josef Jasso! They talk with him about his extravagant winter coat, his fashion shoots (the weirder, the better, he says!) and what it's like working with some Real Housewives Brent has never heard of! Then, the guys discuss professional baseball player Joc Pederson's recent habit of wearing a pearl necklace during his postseason games...you might not be surprised to know, it goes over quite well with Alan! And finally, the guys talk about the creepiness (or not?) of dating your gay doppelganger!

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]]> 2992 Omar Torres Therapist Omar Torres joins the guys to encourage you to acknowledge your mental health! Because, as we always say at You're Making It Worse, being gay is hard sometimes! Plus, Superman's son is bisexual now (ok!) and Dean Cain got mad (...ok!). And just in time for Halloween, Eliot analyzes his deep-seeded fear of the moon, and why the blame may fall squarely on the shoulders of Osama Bin Laden. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 28 Oct 2021 07:00:00 -0000 full Starburns Audio Therapist Omar Torres joins the guys to encourage you to acknowledge your mental health! Because, as we always say at You're Making It Worse, being gay is hard sometimes! Plus, Superman's son is bisexual now (ok!) and Dean Cain got mad (...ok!). And just in time for Halloween, Eliot analyzes his deep-seeded fear of the moon, and why the blame may fall squarely on the shoulders of Osama Bin Laden. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Therapist Omar Torres joins the guys to encourage you to acknowledge your mental health! Because, as we always say at You're Making It Worse, being gay is hard sometimes! Plus, Superman's son is bisexual now (ok!) and Dean Cain got mad (...ok!). And just in time for Halloween, Eliot analyzes his deep-seeded fear of the moon, and why the blame may fall squarely on the shoulders of Osama Bin Laden.

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]]> 3643 Dylan Marron This week, Renaissance man Dylan Marron joins the guys to bring some levity to the darkest recesses of The Internet. Then, why is Dave Chappelle seemingly obsessed with doing material about trans women? Is it all for well-earned attention or doth the lady *cough* *cough* protest too much? And take a dive with the guys into the big, gay world of poppers, a drug used for both buttholes AND angina! (But let's not pretend you know what angina is.) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 14 Oct 2021 07:00:00 -0000 full Starburns Audio This week, Renaissance man Dylan Marron joins the guys to bring some levity to the darkest recesses of The Internet. Then, why is Dave Chappelle seemingly obsessed with doing material about trans women? Is it all for well-earned attention or doth the lady *cough* *cough* protest too much? And take a dive with the guys into the big, gay world of poppers, a drug used for both buttholes AND angina! (But let's not pretend you know what angina is.) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices This week, Renaissance man Dylan Marron joins the guys to bring some levity to the darkest recesses of The Internet. Then, why is Dave Chappelle seemingly obsessed with doing material about trans women? Is it all for well-earned attention or doth the lady *cough* *cough* protest too much? And take a dive with the guys into the big, gay world of poppers, a drug used for both buttholes AND angina! (But let's not pretend you know what angina is.)

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]]> 3195 Alan’s Audible Podcast ’The Murder of Robert Wone" No guest this week, but the guys have plenty to talk about. Liz Cheney finally gets behind gay marriage only seven years after her sister got hitched, so...thank you? Plus, H. Alan dishes on his new Audible podcast The Murder of Robert Wone, a true crime investigation into a very weird, very gay, and very unsolved mystery. Then, CHOOSE YOUR FIGHTER! Why do gay guys so often pick female avatars in video games? Plus, find out what Brent listens to at the gym, and here's the twist: IT AIN'T ENYA! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 07 Oct 2021 07:00:00 -0000 full Starburns Audio No guest this week, but the guys have plenty to talk about. Liz Cheney finally gets behind gay marriage only seven years after her sister got hitched, so...thank you? Plus, H. Alan dishes on his new Audible podcast The Murder of Robert Wone, a true crime investigation into a very weird, very gay, and very unsolved mystery. Then, CHOOSE YOUR FIGHTER! Why do gay guys so often pick female avatars in video games? Plus, find out what Brent listens to at the gym, and here's the twist: IT AIN'T ENYA! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices No guest this week, but the guys have plenty to talk about. Liz Cheney finally gets behind gay marriage only seven years after her sister got hitched, so...thank you? Plus, H. Alan dishes on his new Audible podcast The Murder of Robert Wone, a true crime investigation into a very weird, very gay, and very unsolved mystery. Then, CHOOSE YOUR FIGHTER! Why do gay guys so often pick female avatars in video games? Plus, find out what Brent listens to at the gym, and here's the twist: IT AIN'T ENYA!

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]]> 2819 Joe Castle Baker Joe Castle Baker joins the guys to talk about Tiktok, his dramatic coming out at theater camp and everything in between. But most importantly, wait until the end when he drops the bombshell of who his mom is! Plus, the guys make fun of Brent for his perceived faux-excitement about this week's announcement that LGBTQ service members discharged during DADT are now eligible for full benefits (Brent's actually quite excited). And they wrap things up with a VERY confusing discussion about not-gay icons who should be gay icons, or was it not-gay gay icons? Whatever.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 30 Sep 2021 07:00:00 -0000 full Starburns Audio Joe Castle Baker joins the guys to talk about Tiktok, his dramatic coming out at theater camp and everything in between. But most importantly, wait until the end when he drops the bombshell of who his mom is! Plus, the guys make fun of Brent for his perceived faux-excitement about this week's announcement that LGBTQ service members discharged during DADT are now eligible for full benefits (Brent's actually quite excited). And they wrap things up with a VERY confusing discussion about not-gay icons who should be gay icons, or was it not-gay gay icons? Whatever.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Joe Castle Baker joins the guys to talk about Tiktok, his dramatic coming out at theater camp and everything in between. But most importantly, wait until the end when he drops the bombshell of who his mom is! Plus, the guys make fun of Brent for his perceived faux-excitement about this week's announcement that LGBTQ service members discharged during DADT are now eligible for full benefits (Brent's actually quite excited). And they wrap things up with a VERY confusing discussion about not-gay icons who should be gay icons, or was it not-gay gay icons? Whatever. 

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]]> 2903 Shakina Nayfack Shakina Nayfack -- actress, writer, activist and overall oracle of light -- joins the guys to talk about her vagina (and other stuff). Plus, Brent explains "hate raids" against queers on Twitch. And H. Alan explains what made Tammy Faye Bakker a deeply complicated gay icon. And it wasn't just the makeup! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 23 Sep 2021 07:00:00 -0000 full Starburns Audio Shakina Nayfack -- actress, writer, activist and overall oracle of light -- joins the guys to talk about her vagina (and other stuff). Plus, Brent explains "hate raids" against queers on Twitch. And H. Alan explains what made Tammy Faye Bakker a deeply complicated gay icon. And it wasn't just the makeup! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Shakina Nayfack -- actress, writer, activist and overall oracle of light -- joins the guys to talk about her vagina (and other stuff). Plus, Brent explains "hate raids" against queers on Twitch. And H. Alan explains what made Tammy Faye Bakker a deeply complicated gay icon. And it wasn't just the makeup!

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]]> 2936 Charles Busch Charles Busch, low key star of stage and screen (for real), joins the guys to talk about his new film, his *literal* legacy, and getting to work with Christopher Meloni...'s ass. Plus, how do you solve a problem like priests on Grindr? And Brent finds a storytelling video that moves everyone to tears...except Eliot?! Curveball! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 16 Sep 2021 07:00:00 -0000 full Starburns Audio Charles Busch, low key star of stage and screen (for real), joins the guys to talk about his new film, his *literal* legacy, and getting to work with Christopher Meloni...'s ass. Plus, how do you solve a problem like priests on Grindr? And Brent finds a storytelling video that moves everyone to tears...except Eliot?! Curveball! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Charles Busch, low key star of stage and screen (for real), joins the guys to talk about his new film, his *literal* legacy, and getting to work with Christopher Meloni...'s ass. Plus, how do you solve a problem like priests on Grindr? And Brent finds a storytelling video that moves everyone to tears...except Eliot?! Curveball!

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]]> 3009 Nik Ruckert Howard Stern Show writer Nik Ruckert joins the guys to make a case for why his boss is the ultimate ally to the LGBTQ+ community, and why accompanying Eliot to something called a "Cookie Walk" is worth the ticket price alone. Then, the guys evaluate the value of Daylight, a bank aimed at the queer community. And when it comes to ringtones, whose phone is the most annoying?  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 09 Sep 2021 07:00:00 -0000 full Starburns Audio Howard Stern Show writer Nik Ruckert joins the guys to make a case for why his boss is the ultimate ally to the LGBTQ+ community, and why accompanying Eliot to something called a "Cookie Walk" is worth the ticket price alone. Then, the guys evaluate the value of Daylight, a bank aimed at the queer community. And when it comes to ringtones, whose phone is the most annoying?  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Howard Stern Show writer Nik Ruckert joins the guys to make a case for why his boss is the ultimate ally to the LGBTQ+ community, and why accompanying Eliot to something called a "Cookie Walk" is worth the ticket price alone. Then, the guys evaluate the value of Daylight, a bank aimed at the queer community. And when it comes to ringtones, whose phone is the most annoying? 

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]]> 3338 Tien Tran Tien Tran, future star of How I Met Your Father and BFF-to-be of Hillary Duff, joins Brent, Eliot and H. Alan to pay tribute to the microaggression that birthed a TRULY ICONIC Instagram handle. Then your hosts share their horror stories from puberty and spoiler alert: THEY'RE ALL DISGUSTING! Also, Wisconsin Republican candidate and alleged grown adult man Derrick Van Orden gets triggered over a display of LGBTQ-focused books in the kids sectionof a library, which begs the question HOMIE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN THE KIDS SECTION AT THE LIBRARY? THAT IS WEIRD, DERRICK VAN ORDEN!!!  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 02 Sep 2021 22:41:50 -0000 full Starburns Audio Tien Tran, future star of How I Met Your Father and BFF-to-be of Hillary Duff, joins Brent, Eliot and H. Alan to pay tribute to the microaggression that birthed a TRULY ICONIC Instagram handle. Then your hosts share their horror stories from puberty and spoiler alert: THEY'RE ALL DISGUSTING! Also, Wisconsin Republican candidate and alleged grown adult man Derrick Van Orden gets triggered over a display of LGBTQ-focused books in the kids sectionof a library, which begs the question HOMIE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN THE KIDS SECTION AT THE LIBRARY? THAT IS WEIRD, DERRICK VAN ORDEN!!!  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Tien Tran, future star of How I Met Your Father and BFF-to-be of Hillary Duff, joins Brent, Eliot and H. Alan to pay tribute to the microaggression that birthed a TRULY ICONIC Instagram handle. Then your hosts share their horror stories from puberty and spoiler alert: THEY'RE ALL DISGUSTING! Also, Wisconsin Republican candidate and alleged grown adult man Derrick Van Orden gets triggered over a display of LGBTQ-focused books in the kids sectionof a library, which begs the question HOMIE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN THE KIDS SECTION AT THE LIBRARY? THAT IS WEIRD, DERRICK VAN ORDEN!!! 

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]]> 2765 Robby Hoffman Robby Hoffman joins Brent, Eliot and H. Alan to explain her transition from sheltered Hasidic Jew to comedian, mountain climber, and mortal nemesis of "that bitch Carrie." Then, a fifth grade teacher throws a tantrum in front of the school board, quitting her job because she, like, can't handle trans kids lol. Maybe, like, chill? And finally, after seeing Market Days trend online, the guys answer THE MOST IMPORTANT QUESTION IN THE HISTORY OF THIS PODCAST: da fuq IS a circuit party anyway?  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 26 Aug 2021 07:00:00 -0000 full Starburns Audio Robby Hoffman joins Brent, Eliot and H. Alan to explain her transition from sheltered Hasidic Jew to comedian, mountain climber, and mortal nemesis of "that bitch Carrie." Then, a fifth grade teacher throws a tantrum in front of the school board, quitting her job because she, like, can't handle trans kids lol. Maybe, like, chill? And finally, after seeing Market Days trend online, the guys answer THE MOST IMPORTANT QUESTION IN THE HISTORY OF THIS PODCAST: da fuq IS a circuit party anyway?  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Robby Hoffman joins Brent, Eliot and H. Alan to explain her transition from sheltered Hasidic Jew to comedian, mountain climber, and mortal nemesis of "that bitch Carrie." Then, a fifth grade teacher throws a tantrum in front of the school board, quitting her job because she, like, can't handle trans kids lol. Maybe, like, chill? And finally, after seeing Market Days trend online, the guys answer THE MOST IMPORTANT QUESTION IN THE HISTORY OF THIS PODCAST: da fuq IS a circuit party anyway? 

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]]> 3066 Jake Cohen Jew-ish author (and Jewish person) Jake Cohen is the gay chef, cookbook author and TikTok king you need to know, and the very best person to introduce babka to Brent (Eliot and Alan are already QUITE familiar). Also, did you know there are more gay elected officials in America than EVER? And did you ALSO know that, despite what Twitter would have you think, Levar Burton was apparently NOT the best choice to replace Alex Trebek, at least according to Brent and Alan? WHERE IS GWEN IFILL WHEN WE NEED HER? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 19 Aug 2021 07:00:00 -0000 full Starburns Audio Jew-ish author (and Jewish person) Jake Cohen is the gay chef, cookbook author and TikTok king you need to know, and the very best person to introduce babka to Brent (Eliot and Alan are already QUITE familiar). Also, did you know there are more gay elected officials in America than EVER? And did you ALSO know that, despite what Twitter would have you think, Levar Burton was apparently NOT the best choice to replace Alex Trebek, at least according to Brent and Alan? WHERE IS GWEN IFILL WHEN WE NEED HER? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Jew-ish author (and Jewish person) Jake Cohen is the gay chef, cookbook author and TikTok king you need to know, and the very best person to introduce babka to Brent (Eliot and Alan are already QUITE familiar). Also, did you know there are more gay elected officials in America than EVER? And did you ALSO know that, despite what Twitter would have you think, Levar Burton was apparently NOT the best choice to replace Alex Trebek, at least according to Brent and Alan? WHERE IS GWEN IFILL WHEN WE NEED HER?

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]]> 2680 Listener’s UNHINGED Questions In today's episode, Brent, Eliot and H. Alan take listener questions in a Q&A that touches on everything from Jägermeister bombs to football fumbles to the promises of Brent's upcoming Senatorial run. And LA's biggest gay bar The Abbey gets called out by yet ANOTHER woman who claims she was rufied by one of the bartenders, and their public response was NOT GREAT. Then, the guys talk hookups in spas, saunas and steam rooms, which -- as it turns out -- doesn't end well for the bespectacled homosexual who can't see without his glasses. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 12 Aug 2021 07:00:00 -0000 full Starburns Audio In today's episode, Brent, Eliot and H. Alan take listener questions in a Q&A that touches on everything from Jägermeister bombs to football fumbles to the promises of Brent's upcoming Senatorial run. And LA's biggest gay bar The Abbey gets called out by yet ANOTHER woman who claims she was rufied by one of the bartenders, and their public response was NOT GREAT. Then, the guys talk hookups in spas, saunas and steam rooms, which -- as it turns out -- doesn't end well for the bespectacled homosexual who can't see without his glasses. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices In today's episode, Brent, Eliot and H. Alan take listener questions in a Q&A that touches on everything from Jägermeister bombs to football fumbles to the promises of Brent's upcoming Senatorial run. And LA's biggest gay bar The Abbey gets called out by yet ANOTHER woman who claims she was rufied by one of the bartenders, and their public response was NOT GREAT. Then, the guys talk hookups in spas, saunas and steam rooms, which -- as it turns out -- doesn't end well for the bespectacled homosexual who can't see without his glasses.

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]]> 3669 Brian Moylan Writer Brian Moylan joins the guys from across the pond to talk about all things Real Housewives. FREE ERIKA JAYNE! Plus, DaBaby hates DaHomos and it's DaBackfiring. And attention all bottoms! Class is in session...and it's all on TikTok?! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 05 Aug 2021 07:00:00 -0000 full Starburns Audio Writer Brian Moylan joins the guys from across the pond to talk about all things Real Housewives. FREE ERIKA JAYNE! Plus, DaBaby hates DaHomos and it's DaBackfiring. And attention all bottoms! Class is in session...and it's all on TikTok?! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Writer Brian Moylan joins the guys from across the pond to talk about all things Real Housewives. FREE ERIKA JAYNE! Plus, DaBaby hates DaHomos and it's DaBackfiring. And attention all bottoms! Class is in session...and it's all on TikTok?!

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]]> 2861 Sara Schaefer Comedian Sara Schaefer joins the guys to talk about the inability to "hang" with other comics, and why queer outcasts can relate. Plus, President Biden helps make PrEP covered by all health insurance plans under Obamacare -- thanks, Obama! And finally, an investigation into why Brent Sullivan loves skin tight latex gloves and beheading videos, but passes out from paper cuts and the term "lover." And always remember: shoot for the moon! Even if you miss, you'll land among the stars. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 29 Jul 2021 07:00:00 -0000 full Starburns Audio Comedian Sara Schaefer joins the guys to talk about the inability to "hang" with other comics, and why queer outcasts can relate. Plus, President Biden helps make PrEP covered by all health insurance plans under Obamacare -- thanks, Obama! And finally, an investigation into why Brent Sullivan loves skin tight latex gloves and beheading videos, but passes out from paper cuts and the term "lover." And always remember: shoot for the moon! Even if you miss, you'll land among the stars. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Comedian Sara Schaefer joins the guys to talk about the inability to "hang" with other comics, and why queer outcasts can relate. Plus, President Biden helps make PrEP covered by all health insurance plans under Obamacare -- thanks, Obama! And finally, an investigation into why Brent Sullivan loves skin tight latex gloves and beheading videos, but passes out from paper cuts and the term "lover." And always remember: shoot for the moon! Even if you miss, you'll land among the stars.

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]]> 3166 Leah McSweeney COPY: Real Housewife of New York Leah McSweeney joins the guys to explain why joining the cast has changed her POV on gay dudes, and why both George W. Bush and Ramona Singer have left her feeling "politically homeless." Then, the guys explore The Riddle Scale, which measures an eight-point spectrum of homophobia. Plus, which foods are ideal for bottoms and why does that question make Brent light-headed? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 22 Jul 2021 07:00:00 -0000 full Starburns Audio COPY: Real Housewife of New York Leah McSweeney joins the guys to explain why joining the cast has changed her POV on gay dudes, and why both George W. Bush and Ramona Singer have left her feeling "politically homeless." Then, the guys explore The Riddle Scale, which measures an eight-point spectrum of homophobia. Plus, which foods are ideal for bottoms and why does that question make Brent light-headed? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices COPY: Real Housewife of New York Leah McSweeney joins the guys to explain why joining the cast has changed her POV on gay dudes, and why both George W. Bush and Ramona Singer have left her feeling "politically homeless." Then, the guys explore The Riddle Scale, which measures an eight-point spectrum of homophobia. Plus, which foods are ideal for bottoms and why does that question make Brent light-headed?



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]]> 3362 Freckle Freckle -- gender fluid "tragedy actress" -- joins Brent, Eliot and H. Alan to talk about their adventures in Hollyweird, including getting memed to death and "punking" the American Idol judges when public homophobia was still uncancellable. Plus, just how crucial is it for queer people to find queer doctors? And if you haven't yet imagined Whoopi Goldberg rubbing CBD cream into her "vergina," close your eyes and prepare accordingly. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 15 Jul 2021 07:00:00 -0000 full Starburns Audio Freckle -- gender fluid "tragedy actress" -- joins Brent, Eliot and H. Alan to talk about their adventures in Hollyweird, including getting memed to death and "punking" the American Idol judges when public homophobia was still uncancellable. Plus, just how crucial is it for queer people to find queer doctors? And if you haven't yet imagined Whoopi Goldberg rubbing CBD cream into her "vergina," close your eyes and prepare accordingly. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Freckle -- gender fluid "tragedy actress" -- joins Brent, Eliot and H. Alan to talk about their adventures in Hollyweird, including getting memed to death and "punking" the American Idol judges when public homophobia was still uncancellable. Plus, just how crucial is it for queer people to find queer doctors? And if you haven't yet imagined Whoopi Goldberg rubbing CBD cream into her "vergina," close your eyes and prepare accordingly.

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]]> 3142 Brooke Van Poppelen and Andrea Wallace Side Work podcasters Brooke Van Poppelen and Andrea Wallace join Brent, Eliot and H. Alan to talk about life on the front lines...of the service industry, and why you never want to get on the bad side of a knife-wielding waitress scorned. Then, Lesbian Avengers assemble! (It's a real thing.) And are straight people allowed to use the F word? Kid Rock seems to think so because he supposedly has gay friends! Although if that were true, someone would've put an end to that goatee a long time ago. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 08 Jul 2021 07:00:00 -0000 full Starburns Audio Side Work podcasters Brooke Van Poppelen and Andrea Wallace join Brent, Eliot and H. Alan to talk about life on the front lines...of the service industry, and why you never want to get on the bad side of a knife-wielding waitress scorned. Then, Lesbian Avengers assemble! (It's a real thing.) And are straight people allowed to use the F word? Kid Rock seems to think so because he supposedly has gay friends! Although if that were true, someone would've put an end to that goatee a long time ago. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Side Work podcasters Brooke Van Poppelen and Andrea Wallace join Brent, Eliot and H. Alan to talk about life on the front lines...of the service industry, and why you never want to get on the bad side of a knife-wielding waitress scorned. Then, Lesbian Avengers assemble! (It's a real thing.) And are straight people allowed to use the F word? Kid Rock seems to think so because he supposedly has gay friends! Although if that were true, someone would've put an end to that goatee a long time ago.

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]]> 3320 Gabe González Gabe González‏ -- comedian, Queerty podcaster and trivia host -- joins the guys to figure out How to Do Pride, including sniffing poppers at Target IF THAT'S YOUR THING NO JUDGMENT. And congrats to newly out NFL star Carl Nassib, whose announcement was swift Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 01 Jul 2021 07:00:00 -0000 full Starburns Audio Gabe González‏ -- comedian, Queerty podcaster and trivia host -- joins the guys to figure out How to Do Pride, including sniffing poppers at Target IF THAT'S YOUR THING NO JUDGMENT. And congrats to newly out NFL star Carl Nassib, whose announcement was swift Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Gabe González‏ -- comedian, Queerty podcaster and trivia host -- joins the guys to figure out How to Do Pride, including sniffing poppers at Target IF THAT'S YOUR THING NO JUDGMENT. And congrats to newly out NFL star Carl Nassib, whose announcement was swift

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]]> 2735 Paul Scott Legendary activist Paul Scott joins the guys to talk about his work with the cannabis movement, his advocacy for HIV/AIDS patients, and leading LA Black Pride. Also, he's a former Navy officer. Is there anything this guy didn't do?! Plus, the guys discuss an article from Leafly about why the gay community loves the "ganja" so much. Spoiler alert: Eliot recounts a time as a child in which he was terrified of club kids! And finally, they share their favorite weed experiences, one of which involves Alan in a wet t-shirt!  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 24 Jun 2021 07:00:00 -0000 full Starburns Audio Legendary activist Paul Scott joins the guys to talk about his work with the cannabis movement, his advocacy for HIV/AIDS patients, and leading LA Black Pride. Also, he's a former Navy officer. Is there anything this guy didn't do?! Plus, the guys discuss an article from Leafly about why the gay community loves the "ganja" so much. Spoiler alert: Eliot recounts a time as a child in which he was terrified of club kids! And finally, they share their favorite weed experiences, one of which involves Alan in a wet t-shirt!  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Legendary activist Paul Scott joins the guys to talk about his work with the cannabis movement, his advocacy for HIV/AIDS patients, and leading LA Black Pride. Also, he's a former Navy officer. Is there anything this guy didn't do?! Plus, the guys discuss an article from Leafly about why the gay community loves the "ganja" so much. Spoiler alert: Eliot recounts a time as a child in which he was terrified of club kids! And finally, they share their favorite weed experiences, one of which involves Alan in a wet t-shirt! 

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]]> 3326 Drew Mackie and Glen Lakin Drew Mackie and Glen Lakin of Gayest Episode Ever join the guys to talk about the queerest TV, both intentional and not, including The Golden Girls (duh), Growing Pains (huh?) and Dinosaurs (whut???). Plus, Burger King fires back at Chik Fil'a, whose top brass -- no surprise here -- still hates us. And Brent, Eliot and H. Alan look back at a vintage clip of Barbara Walters interrogating Harvey Fierstein about whether being gay makes you, like, an alien? And we finally get an answer to a burning question: does Brent know who Jean Smart is? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 17 Jun 2021 06:40:20 -0000 full Starburns Audio Drew Mackie and Glen Lakin of Gayest Episode Ever join the guys to talk about the queerest TV, both intentional and not, including The Golden Girls (duh), Growing Pains (huh?) and Dinosaurs (whut???). Plus, Burger King fires back at Chik Fil'a, whose top brass -- no surprise here -- still hates us. And Brent, Eliot and H. Alan look back at a vintage clip of Barbara Walters interrogating Harvey Fierstein about whether being gay makes you, like, an alien? And we finally get an answer to a burning question: does Brent know who Jean Smart is? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Drew Mackie and Glen Lakin of Gayest Episode Ever join the guys to talk about the queerest TV, both intentional and not, including The Golden Girls (duh), Growing Pains (huh?) and Dinosaurs (whut???). Plus, Burger King fires back at Chik Fil'a, whose top brass -- no surprise here -- still hates us. And Brent, Eliot and H. Alan look back at a vintage clip of Barbara Walters interrogating Harvey Fierstein about whether being gay makes you, like, an alien? And we finally get an answer to a burning question: does Brent know who Jean Smart is?



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]]> 2915 Alaska Thunderfuck Drag legend Alaska Thunderfuck (winner of RuPaul’s Drag Race All Stars) rejoins the guys this week (that's right, REPEAT GUEST!) to talk about everything from Pittsburgh to Alaska's new single ROY G BIV BBT and, believe it or not, the Charles In Charge theme song also comes up. They also enjoy a delicious CANN beverage (drinkcann.com). But first, the guys weigh-in on the recent controversial remarks of congressional candidate (and ex-con) Omar Navarro about Disney's embrace of the gay agenda (spoiler alert: they spend more time talking about Faye Dunaway). And finally, in the spirit of June LGBT Pride month, Eliot asks the guys about what in the community makes them most swell with pride. Their answers might (or actually might not) surprise you!  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 10 Jun 2021 07:00:00 -0000 full Starburns Audio Drag legend Alaska Thunderfuck (winner of RuPaul’s Drag Race All Stars) rejoins the guys this week (that's right, REPEAT GUEST!) to talk about everything from Pittsburgh to Alaska's new single ROY G BIV BBT and, believe it or not, the Charles In Charge theme song also comes up. They also enjoy a delicious CANN beverage (drinkcann.com). But first, the guys weigh-in on the recent controversial remarks of congressional candidate (and ex-con) Omar Navarro about Disney's embrace of the gay agenda (spoiler alert: they spend more time talking about Faye Dunaway). And finally, in the spirit of June LGBT Pride month, Eliot asks the guys about what in the community makes them most swell with pride. Their answers might (or actually might not) surprise you!  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Drag legend Alaska Thunderfuck (winner of RuPaul’s Drag Race All Stars) rejoins the guys this week (that's right, REPEAT GUEST!) to talk about everything from Pittsburgh to Alaska's new single ROY G BIV BBT and, believe it or not, the Charles In Charge theme song also comes up. They also enjoy a delicious CANN beverage (drinkcann.com). But first, the guys weigh-in on the recent controversial remarks of congressional candidate (and ex-con) Omar Navarro about Disney's embrace of the gay agenda (spoiler alert: they spend more time talking about Faye Dunaway). And finally, in the spirit of June LGBT Pride month, Eliot asks the guys about what in the community makes them most swell with pride. Their answers might (or actually might not) surprise you! 

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]]> 2833 Daniel & Matthew Scott Montgomery Actors and gay twins Daniel and Matthew Scott Montgomery talk Goosebumps, "twin brain," and the joy of haunted houses. And with this year's New York Pride March banning officers in uniform, can the city count on lesbians in vests to keep the peace? Plus, the guys weigh in on the phenomenon of Disney Gays: is it arrested development or the happiest safe space on Earth? Meanwhile, Brent SHOCKS the guys with his own revelation: he's a Halloween Gay! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 03 Jun 2021 07:00:00 -0000 full Starburns Audio Actors and gay twins Daniel and Matthew Scott Montgomery talk Goosebumps, "twin brain," and the joy of haunted houses. And with this year's New York Pride March banning officers in uniform, can the city count on lesbians in vests to keep the peace? Plus, the guys weigh in on the phenomenon of Disney Gays: is it arrested development or the happiest safe space on Earth? Meanwhile, Brent SHOCKS the guys with his own revelation: he's a Halloween Gay! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Actors and gay twins Daniel and Matthew Scott Montgomery talk Goosebumps, "twin brain," and the joy of haunted houses. And with this year's New York Pride March banning officers in uniform, can the city count on lesbians in vests to keep the peace? Plus, the guys weigh in on the phenomenon of Disney Gays: is it arrested development or the happiest safe space on Earth? Meanwhile, Brent SHOCKS the guys with his own revelation: he's a Halloween Gay!

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]]> 3120 Max Jenkins Max Jenkins of Special and Dead to Me joins the guys to spill alllllll the tea about Debra Messing. You heard it here first: SHE'S NORMAL! Colby Keller? Not so much. And are you feeling super horny for a hot vax summer? Also, please don't call us geriatric millenials! There HAS to be a better term. Anything but "Friends of Ella!" Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 27 May 2021 07:00:00 -0000 full Starburns Audio Max Jenkins of Special and Dead to Me joins the guys to spill alllllll the tea about Debra Messing. You heard it here first: SHE'S NORMAL! Colby Keller? Not so much. And are you feeling super horny for a hot vax summer? Also, please don't call us geriatric millenials! There HAS to be a better term. Anything but "Friends of Ella!" Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Max Jenkins of Special and Dead to Me joins the guys to spill alllllll the tea about Debra Messing. You heard it here first: SHE'S NORMAL! Colby Keller? Not so much. And are you feeling super horny for a hot vax summer? Also, please don't call us geriatric millenials! There HAS to be a better term. Anything but "Friends of Ella!"

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]]> 2915 Big Dipper and Meatball Big Dipper and Meatball of Sloppy Seconds join the guys to talk Trisha Peytas, OnlyFans, and the grossest game of Rock Paper Scissors IN GAY HISTORY! Also, would you believe social media is dangerous for queer people? What if we told you Eliot slept under a LITERAL tissue? Anything is possible y'all! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 20 May 2021 07:00:00 -0000 full Starburns Audio Big Dipper and Meatball of Sloppy Seconds join the guys to talk Trisha Peytas, OnlyFans, and the grossest game of Rock Paper Scissors IN GAY HISTORY! Also, would you believe social media is dangerous for queer people? What if we told you Eliot slept under a LITERAL tissue? Anything is possible y'all! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Big Dipper and Meatball of Sloppy Seconds join the guys to talk Trisha Peytas, OnlyFans, and the grossest game of Rock Paper Scissors IN GAY HISTORY! Also, would you believe social media is dangerous for queer people? What if we told you Eliot slept under a LITERAL tissue? Anything is possible y'all!

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]]> 3185 Joanna Bradley Comedian and SNL writer Joanna Bradley joins the guys to break down lesbian tee shirts and wax nostalgic about Ellen Degeneres' forgotten classic film Mr. Wrong. Also, would you hook up with someone if they had a colostomy bag? And MOST IMPORTANTLY: #JusticeForRascalFlatts Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 13 May 2021 07:00:00 -0000 full Starburns Audio Comedian and SNL writer Joanna Bradley joins the guys to break down lesbian tee shirts and wax nostalgic about Ellen Degeneres' forgotten classic film Mr. Wrong. Also, would you hook up with someone if they had a colostomy bag? And MOST IMPORTANTLY: #JusticeForRascalFlatts Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Comedian and SNL writer Joanna Bradley joins the guys to break down lesbian tee shirts and wax nostalgic about Ellen Degeneres' forgotten classic film Mr. Wrong. Also, would you hook up with someone if they had a colostomy bag? And MOST IMPORTANTLY: #JusticeForRascalFlatts

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]]> 3066 Matthew Solomon Caitlyn Jenner: deeply problematic governor-elect or, as Brent puts it, "dumb athlete?" Plus, actor Matthew Solomon (star of the recent horror film ‘Followed’) talks about the double-edged sword of becoming the face of a medication that treats colitis and intense diarrhea. And Brent fills in Eliot and H. Alan on every sexy detail of using TaskRabbit as Grindr. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 06 May 2021 07:00:00 -0000 full Starburns Audio Caitlyn Jenner: deeply problematic governor-elect or, as Brent puts it, "dumb athlete?" Plus, actor Matthew Solomon (star of the recent horror film ‘Followed’) talks about the double-edged sword of becoming the face of a medication that treats colitis and intense diarrhea. And Brent fills in Eliot and H. Alan on every sexy detail of using TaskRabbit as Grindr. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Caitlyn Jenner: deeply problematic governor-elect or, as Brent puts it, "dumb athlete?" Plus, actor Matthew Solomon (star of the recent horror film ‘Followed’) talks about the double-edged sword of becoming the face of a medication that treats colitis and intense diarrhea. And Brent fills in Eliot and H. Alan on every sexy detail of using TaskRabbit as Grindr.


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]]> 2998 Caleb Hearon Caleb Hearon, comedian and former bodyguard to Aaron Carter, talks about erforming stand-up for Drew Barrymore, his bisexual frat bro era, and why "good news only" is bullshit. Plus, Arizona wants to erase LGBTQ history from its public schools in spite of, like, Google? And Brent, Eliot and H. Alan examine the war that's erupted between equally queer icons Demi Lovato and frozen yogurt. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 29 Apr 2021 07:00:00 -0000 full Starburns Audio Caleb Hearon, comedian and former bodyguard to Aaron Carter, talks about erforming stand-up for Drew Barrymore, his bisexual frat bro era, and why "good news only" is bullshit. Plus, Arizona wants to erase LGBTQ history from its public schools in spite of, like, Google? And Brent, Eliot and H. Alan examine the war that's erupted between equally queer icons Demi Lovato and frozen yogurt. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Caleb Hearon, comedian and former bodyguard to Aaron Carter, talks about erforming stand-up for Drew Barrymore, his bisexual frat bro era, and why "good news only" is bullshit. Plus, Arizona wants to erase LGBTQ history from its public schools in spite of, like, Google? And Brent, Eliot and H. Alan examine the war that's erupted between equally queer icons Demi Lovato and frozen yogurt.

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]]> 2481 Rashida Sheedz In a week that shook gay Twitter to its core, notoriously virginal former Bachelor Colton Underwood came out...with another reality show! But this one's about his being gay, which he announced this week. Is this good for the movement or is he just making it worse by monetizing his queerness? Then, we're joined by comedian and actress Rashida Sheedz, who describes how being harrassed by a white pest became the perfect catalyst to film an early "Karen" parody with Cecily Strong that quickly struck a nerve, going viral. And when it comes to red flags, when is it appropriate to tell your friend that their partner sucks? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 22 Apr 2021 07:00:00 -0000 full Starburns Audio In a week that shook gay Twitter to its core, notoriously virginal former Bachelor Colton Underwood came out...with another reality show! But this one's about his being gay, which he announced this week. Is this good for the movement or is he just making it worse by monetizing his queerness? Then, we're joined by comedian and actress Rashida Sheedz, who describes how being harrassed by a white pest became the perfect catalyst to film an early "Karen" parody with Cecily Strong that quickly struck a nerve, going viral. And when it comes to red flags, when is it appropriate to tell your friend that their partner sucks? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices In a week that shook gay Twitter to its core, notoriously virginal former Bachelor Colton Underwood came out...with another reality show! But this one's about his being gay, which he announced this week. Is this good for the movement or is he just making it worse by monetizing his queerness? Then, we're joined by comedian and actress Rashida Sheedz, who describes how being harrassed by a white pest became the perfect catalyst to film an early "Karen" parody with Cecily Strong that quickly struck a nerve, going viral. And when it comes to red flags, when is it appropriate to tell your friend that their partner sucks?

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]]> 3390 Mark S. King Journalist, activist and survivor Mark S. King joins Brent, Eliot and H. Alan to talk about his experience living with HIV, and how he's managed to navigate it all just by being a smartass. Then, the war on transgender continues to gain ground in several states as Republicans have decided their new enemy is...kids?! Sounds about right. And finally, when it comes to their dream homes, the co-hosts all have different fantasies about "the perfect house," but only ONE of those fantasies involves a hammock -- or, as Brent and Alan would say about Eliot... "a sling." Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 15 Apr 2021 07:00:00 -0000 full Starburns Audio Journalist, activist and survivor Mark S. King joins Brent, Eliot and H. Alan to talk about his experience living with HIV, and how he's managed to navigate it all just by being a smartass. Then, the war on transgender continues to gain ground in several states as Republicans have decided their new enemy is...kids?! Sounds about right. And finally, when it comes to their dream homes, the co-hosts all have different fantasies about "the perfect house," but only ONE of those fantasies involves a hammock -- or, as Brent and Alan would say about Eliot... "a sling." Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Journalist, activist and survivor Mark S. King joins Brent, Eliot and H. Alan to talk about his experience living with HIV, and how he's managed to navigate it all just by being a smartass. Then, the war on transgender continues to gain ground in several states as Republicans have decided their new enemy is...kids?! Sounds about right. And finally, when it comes to their dream homes, the co-hosts all have different fantasies about "the perfect house," but only ONE of those fantasies involves a hammock -- or, as Brent and Alan would say about Eliot... "a sling."

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]]> 2924 David Odyssey Queer astrologist David Odyssey breaks down everything you need to know about star signs, tarot and akashic readings, which, as it turns out, is NOT the same thing as the cereal Kashi! Plus, Matt Gaetz is obviously a creep but...is he a little bit gay? And Brent, Eliot and H. Alan remember Pedro Zamora from The Real World: San Francisco, a trailblazer for gay representation on television BAC ("before Andy Cohen," obviously). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 08 Apr 2021 07:00:00 -0000 full Starburns Audio Queer astrologist David Odyssey breaks down everything you need to know about star signs, tarot and akashic readings, which, as it turns out, is NOT the same thing as the cereal Kashi! Plus, Matt Gaetz is obviously a creep but...is he a little bit gay? And Brent, Eliot and H. Alan remember Pedro Zamora from The Real World: San Francisco, a trailblazer for gay representation on television BAC ("before Andy Cohen," obviously). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Queer astrologist David Odyssey breaks down everything you need to know about star signs, tarot and akashic readings, which, as it turns out, is NOT the same thing as the cereal Kashi! Plus, Matt Gaetz is obviously a creep but...is he a little bit gay? And Brent, Eliot and H. Alan remember Pedro Zamora from The Real World: San Francisco, a trailblazer for gay representation on television BAC ("before Andy Cohen," obviously).

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]]> 3049 Jay Jurden Actor and comedian Jay Jurden joins Brent, Eliot and Alan to discuss life, love, theater auditions and NYC stand up! Then, the guys wade into the craziness surrounding Lil Nas X's new music video, Montero. But the best part of that entire segment is hearing Brent and Eliot call him *Little* Nas X like they're cultural anthropologists reading about him for the first time. But first, the guys lament the emotional toll the pandemic has taken on LGBT college kids with unaccepting families who have been forced to return from college and re-enter the closet. Spoiler alert: Brent seems to showcase more sympathy than usual. Huh!  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 01 Apr 2021 07:00:00 -0000 full Starburns Audio Actor and comedian Jay Jurden joins Brent, Eliot and Alan to discuss life, love, theater auditions and NYC stand up! Then, the guys wade into the craziness surrounding Lil Nas X's new music video, Montero. But the best part of that entire segment is hearing Brent and Eliot call him *Little* Nas X like they're cultural anthropologists reading about him for the first time. But first, the guys lament the emotional toll the pandemic has taken on LGBT college kids with unaccepting families who have been forced to return from college and re-enter the closet. Spoiler alert: Brent seems to showcase more sympathy than usual. Huh!  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Actor and comedian Jay Jurden joins Brent, Eliot and Alan to discuss life, love, theater auditions and NYC stand up! Then, the guys wade into the craziness surrounding Lil Nas X's new music video, Montero. But the best part of that entire segment is hearing Brent and Eliot call him *Little* Nas X like they're cultural anthropologists reading about him for the first time. But first, the guys lament the emotional toll the pandemic has taken on LGBT college kids with unaccepting families who have been forced to return from college and re-enter the closet. Spoiler alert: Brent seems to showcase more sympathy than usual. Huh! 

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]]> 3102 Laci Mosley Scam Goddess host and A Black Lady Sketch Show star Laci Mosley joins Brent, Eliot and H. Alan to talk about the ultimate con artists. But more importantly, how does her mom feel about anal? Then, when Amazon refuses to sell a shitty book about "the transgender moment," why does Marco Rubio care SO MUCH? And when it comes to "cruising" IRL, just how far have the co-hosts gone, and exactly how many dirty jokes can they make at Eliot's expense? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 25 Mar 2021 07:00:00 -0000 full Starburns Audio Scam Goddess host and A Black Lady Sketch Show star Laci Mosley joins Brent, Eliot and H. Alan to talk about the ultimate con artists. But more importantly, how does her mom feel about anal? Then, when Amazon refuses to sell a shitty book about "the transgender moment," why does Marco Rubio care SO MUCH? And when it comes to "cruising" IRL, just how far have the co-hosts gone, and exactly how many dirty jokes can they make at Eliot's expense? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Scam Goddess host and A Black Lady Sketch Show star Laci Mosley joins Brent, Eliot and H. Alan to talk about the ultimate con artists. But more importantly, how does her mom feel about anal? Then, when Amazon refuses to sell a shitty book about "the transgender moment," why does Marco Rubio care SO MUCH? And when it comes to "cruising" IRL, just how far have the co-hosts gone, and exactly how many dirty jokes can they make at Eliot's expense?

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]]> 3199 Jared Goldstein Comedian Jared Goldstein joins the guys to talk about life as a BROADWAY BABY (and, years later, a casualty of Quibi). Plus, you should really see his hair. It's glorious. And when BYU students try to shake the homophobia out of the Mormons, will it work? Then, take a walk down Memory Lane as Brent provides a short history of his neverending struggles with chronic diarrhea. Bring an umbrella! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 18 Mar 2021 07:00:00 -0000 full Starburns Audio Comedian Jared Goldstein joins the guys to talk about life as a BROADWAY BABY (and, years later, a casualty of Quibi). Plus, you should really see his hair. It's glorious. And when BYU students try to shake the homophobia out of the Mormons, will it work? Then, take a walk down Memory Lane as Brent provides a short history of his neverending struggles with chronic diarrhea. Bring an umbrella! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Comedian Jared Goldstein joins the guys to talk about life as a BROADWAY BABY (and, years later, a casualty of Quibi). Plus, you should really see his hair. It's glorious. And when BYU students try to shake the homophobia out of the Mormons, will it work? Then, take a walk down Memory Lane as Brent provides a short history of his neverending struggles with chronic diarrhea. Bring an umbrella!



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]]> 3173 Freddy McConnell Freddy McConnell, subject of the documentary Seahorse, joins the guys to talk about the joys of parenthood as a pregnant trans man. Also, in a big week for cookies, Oreos and Nilla Wafers both take a stand for trans rights...on Twitter? Sure! And with the vaccination rollout in full effect, what happens when a gay porn star cuts the line by falsely signing up as an Uber Eats driver? Honestly...nothing, but WE SEE YOU CADE MADDOX. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 11 Mar 2021 08:00:00 -0000 full Starburns Audio Freddy McConnell, subject of the documentary Seahorse, joins the guys to talk about the joys of parenthood as a pregnant trans man. Also, in a big week for cookies, Oreos and Nilla Wafers both take a stand for trans rights...on Twitter? Sure! And with the vaccination rollout in full effect, what happens when a gay porn star cuts the line by falsely signing up as an Uber Eats driver? Honestly...nothing, but WE SEE YOU CADE MADDOX. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Freddy McConnell, subject of the documentary Seahorse, joins the guys to talk about the joys of parenthood as a pregnant trans man. Also, in a big week for cookies, Oreos and Nilla Wafers both take a stand for trans rights...on Twitter? Sure! And with the vaccination rollout in full effect, what happens when a gay porn star cuts the line by falsely signing up as an Uber Eats driver? Honestly...nothing, but WE SEE YOU CADE MADDOX.

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]]> 3334 Lady Bunny Drag icon Lady Bunny joins us from New York to talk politics, cancel culture, and the history of Wigstock which COULD see a return in 2021! Plus, a new Gallup poll proves that, like, everyone under 25 is bi. And what happens when a gay news anchor tweets about how obese people don't deserve the vaccine before he does? More at 11:00! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 04 Mar 2021 08:00:00 -0000 full Starburns Audio Drag icon Lady Bunny joins us from New York to talk politics, cancel culture, and the history of Wigstock which COULD see a return in 2021! Plus, a new Gallup poll proves that, like, everyone under 25 is bi. And what happens when a gay news anchor tweets about how obese people don't deserve the vaccine before he does? More at 11:00! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Drag icon Lady Bunny joins us from New York to talk politics, cancel culture, and the history of Wigstock which COULD see a return in 2021! Plus, a new Gallup poll proves that, like, everyone under 25 is bi. And what happens when a gay news anchor tweets about how obese people don't deserve the vaccine before he does? More at 11:00!

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]]> 2824 Oscar Montoya Bless the Harts’ Oscar Montoya joins us (complete with a ‘Cheetah Girls’ Zoom background) to talk about Disney gays and his three, count em THREE, podcasts: Inside the Disney Vault, Spanish Aquí Presents and Podcast Killed the Video Star. The guys also delved into the #Orbuttz campaign (WTF??!) and whether a Chick-fil-A ad is a sign that the previously homophobic company might just be embracing the gays.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 25 Feb 2021 08:00:00 -0000 full Starburns Audio Bless the Harts’ Oscar Montoya joins us (complete with a ‘Cheetah Girls’ Zoom background) to talk about Disney gays and his three, count em THREE, podcasts: Inside the Disney Vault, Spanish Aquí Presents and Podcast Killed the Video Star. The guys also delved into the #Orbuttz campaign (WTF??!) and whether a Chick-fil-A ad is a sign that the previously homophobic company might just be embracing the gays.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Bless the Harts’ Oscar Montoya joins us (complete with a ‘Cheetah Girls’ Zoom background) to talk about Disney gays and his three, count em THREE, podcasts: Inside the Disney Vault, Spanish Aquí Presents and Podcast Killed the Video Star. The guys also delved into the #Orbuttz campaign (WTF??!) and whether a Chick-fil-A ad is a sign that the previously homophobic company might just be embracing the gays. 

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]]> 2555 Mary Beth Barone Mary Beth Barone joins us from the UK, where she indulges the guys with stories of her days as a 14-year-old George W. Bush stan! Also, after watching the popular Britney Spears documentary, has the #FreeBritney movement changed the way the guys see the queer icon? And with the huge news of Jojo Siwa officially coming out, Brent, Eliot and H. Alan can finally say, "...who?!" Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 18 Feb 2021 08:00:00 -0000 full Starburns Audio Mary Beth Barone joins us from the UK, where she indulges the guys with stories of her days as a 14-year-old George W. Bush stan! Also, after watching the popular Britney Spears documentary, has the #FreeBritney movement changed the way the guys see the queer icon? And with the huge news of Jojo Siwa officially coming out, Brent, Eliot and H. Alan can finally say, "...who?!" Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Mary Beth Barone joins us from the UK, where she indulges the guys with stories of her days as a 14-year-old George W. Bush stan! Also, after watching the popular Britney Spears documentary, has the #FreeBritney movement changed the way the guys see the queer icon? And with the huge news of Jojo Siwa officially coming out, Brent, Eliot and H. Alan can finally say, "...who?!"

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]]> 2741 Alex English Alex English joins the guys to talk Trader Joe's dumplings, the cult of OnlyFans, and the dangers of being on GWB: Grindr while Black. Plus, Megyn Kelly tries (and fails) to steal Pete Buttigieg's gay thunder. And when it comes to magic, where do Brent, Eliot and H. Alan stand, and is the Long Island Medium…smart? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 11 Feb 2021 08:00:00 -0000 full Starburns Audio Alex English joins the guys to talk Trader Joe's dumplings, the cult of OnlyFans, and the dangers of being on GWB: Grindr while Black. Plus, Megyn Kelly tries (and fails) to steal Pete Buttigieg's gay thunder. And when it comes to magic, where do Brent, Eliot and H. Alan stand, and is the Long Island Medium…smart? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Alex English joins the guys to talk Trader Joe's dumplings, the cult of OnlyFans, and the dangers of being on GWB: Grindr while Black. Plus, Megyn Kelly tries (and fails) to steal Pete Buttigieg's gay thunder. And when it comes to magic, where do Brent, Eliot and H. Alan stand, and is the Long Island Medium…smart?


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]]> 2756 Sam Taggart and George Civeris Sam Taggart and George Civeris of the podcast Straightio Lab join Brent, Eliot and H. Alan to break down "hetero culture," from Skechers and labradoodles to Ozark and the American flag and everything in between. Plus, will COVID permanently kill America's remaining handful of lesbian bars? And did you know that, back in the day, streetcar operators were the gatekeepers to gay sex on the DL? AND did you know that Eliot's great grandfather was, in fact, a streetcar operator and [Brent, insert joke at Eliot's expense here]??? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 04 Feb 2021 08:00:00 -0000 full Starburns Audio Sam Taggart and George Civeris of the podcast Straightio Lab join Brent, Eliot and H. Alan to break down "hetero culture," from Skechers and labradoodles to Ozark and the American flag and everything in between. Plus, will COVID permanently kill America's remaining handful of lesbian bars? And did you know that, back in the day, streetcar operators were the gatekeepers to gay sex on the DL? AND did you know that Eliot's great grandfather was, in fact, a streetcar operator and [Brent, insert joke at Eliot's expense here]??? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Sam Taggart and George Civeris of the podcast Straightio Lab join Brent, Eliot and H. Alan to break down "hetero culture," from Skechers and labradoodles to Ozark and the American flag and everything in between. Plus, will COVID permanently kill America's remaining handful of lesbian bars? And did you know that, back in the day, streetcar operators were the gatekeepers to gay sex on the DL? AND did you know that Eliot's great grandfather was, in fact, a streetcar operator and [Brent, insert joke at Eliot's expense here]???

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]]> 2732 Ashley Bezgin In an (unintentionally) very musical episode, comedian Ashley Bezgin joins the guys to talk about how her college a cappella group APC Rhythm -- which she was in with Eliot at NYU -- made her kinda gay. Plus, Brent, Eliot and H. Alan celebrate President Biden nominating transgender woman Rachel Levine for Asst. Secretary of Health, which hopefully signals a reversal of Trump's OBSESSION with erasing the trans community. And the guys take a deep dive into the history behind Brent's obsession with Mary Travers of Peter, Paul and Mary, and how the brassy alto inspired him to not just sing, but to sing like her ...and ONLY like her. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 28 Jan 2021 08:00:00 -0000 full Starburns Audio In an (unintentionally) very musical episode, comedian Ashley Bezgin joins the guys to talk about how her college a cappella group APC Rhythm -- which she was in with Eliot at NYU -- made her kinda gay. Plus, Brent, Eliot and H. Alan celebrate President Biden nominating transgender woman Rachel Levine for Asst. Secretary of Health, which hopefully signals a reversal of Trump's OBSESSION with erasing the trans community. And the guys take a deep dive into the history behind Brent's obsession with Mary Travers of Peter, Paul and Mary, and how the brassy alto inspired him to not just sing, but to sing like her ...and ONLY like her. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices In an (unintentionally) very musical episode, comedian Ashley Bezgin joins the guys to talk about how her college a cappella group APC Rhythm -- which she was in with Eliot at NYU -- made her kinda gay. Plus, Brent, Eliot and H. Alan celebrate President Biden nominating transgender woman Rachel Levine for Asst. Secretary of Health, which hopefully signals a reversal of Trump's OBSESSION with erasing the trans community. And the guys take a deep dive into the history behind Brent's obsession with Mary Travers of Peter, Paul and Mary, and how the brassy alto inspired him to not just sing, but to sing like her ...and ONLY like her.

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]]> 3274 Gideon Glick TONY Award nominee Gideon Glick (Spring Awakening, To Kill A Mockingbird) joins Brent, Eliot and H. Alan and manages to NOT ONCE disparage Come From Away. Plus, now that Gays Over Covid has gone mainstream, has the public flogging gone too far? And if you didn't think an queer-themed commercial for Doritos could make you cry, THINK AGAIN. Also, if you didn't think Christine Ebersole was a 9/11 truther, THINK AGAIN. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 21 Jan 2021 08:00:00 -0000 full Starburns Audio TONY Award nominee Gideon Glick (Spring Awakening, To Kill A Mockingbird) joins Brent, Eliot and H. Alan and manages to NOT ONCE disparage Come From Away. Plus, now that Gays Over Covid has gone mainstream, has the public flogging gone too far? And if you didn't think an queer-themed commercial for Doritos could make you cry, THINK AGAIN. Also, if you didn't think Christine Ebersole was a 9/11 truther, THINK AGAIN. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices TONY Award nominee Gideon Glick (Spring Awakening, To Kill A Mockingbird) joins Brent, Eliot and H. Alan and manages to NOT ONCE disparage Come From Away. Plus, now that Gays Over Covid has gone mainstream, has the public flogging gone too far? And if you didn't think an queer-themed commercial for Doritos could make you cry, THINK AGAIN. Also, if you didn't think Christine Ebersole was a 9/11 truther, THINK AGAIN.



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]]> 2927 Cameron Esposito Cameron Esposito, on a study break from divinity school, joins Brent, Eliot and H. Alan to talk about how a social media diet has gotten her through Covid, as well as her years crushin' on George W. Bush. Plus, what does the Biden presidency hold for our community and will trans people FINALLY be left alone? And when it comes to talking about intimate gay stuff with family, parents just don't understand...or do they? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 14 Jan 2021 08:00:00 -0000 full Starburns Audio Cameron Esposito, on a study break from divinity school, joins Brent, Eliot and H. Alan to talk about how a social media diet has gotten her through Covid, as well as her years crushin' on George W. Bush. Plus, what does the Biden presidency hold for our community and will trans people FINALLY be left alone? And when it comes to talking about intimate gay stuff with family, parents just don't understand...or do they? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Cameron Esposito, on a study break from divinity school, joins Brent, Eliot and H. Alan to talk about how a social media diet has gotten her through Covid, as well as her years crushin' on George W. Bush. Plus, what does the Biden presidency hold for our community and will trans people FINALLY be left alone? And when it comes to talking about intimate gay stuff with family, parents just don't understand...or do they?

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]]> 3103 Kara Klenk and Liza Treyger Kara Klenk and Liza Treyger return to the pod to promote their Law & Order: SVU recap podcast That's Messed Up, only to learn from H. Alan about Chris Meloni's iconic butthole. H. Alan also educates "the children" (Eliot and Brent) on the truth and lies behind Mormon magic underwear. And when it comes to their respective "gay hair phases," who's lewk was the most humiliating?  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 07 Jan 2021 08:00:00 -0000 full Starburns Audio Kara Klenk and Liza Treyger return to the pod to promote their Law & Order: SVU recap podcast That's Messed Up, only to learn from H. Alan about Chris Meloni's iconic butthole. H. Alan also educates "the children" (Eliot and Brent) on the truth and lies behind Mormon magic underwear. And when it comes to their respective "gay hair phases," who's lewk was the most humiliating?  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Kara Klenk and Liza Treyger return to the pod to promote their Law & Order: SVU recap podcast That's Messed Up, only to learn from H. Alan about Chris Meloni's iconic butthole. H. Alan also educates "the children" (Eliot and Brent) on the truth and lies behind Mormon magic underwear. And when it comes to their respective "gay hair phases," who's lewk was the most humiliating? 

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]]> 2730 Andrew Law In the final show of the year, the guys are joined by The Good Place writer Andrew Law...AND HE WILL TASE YOU! Plus, the guys pay tribute to the history of the lesbian potluck. And what do Brent, Eliot and H. Alan want for Christmas? ALL DONATIONS ACCEPTED, especially if your name is Renee! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 24 Dec 2020 08:00:00 -0000 full Starburns Audio In the final show of the year, the guys are joined by The Good Place writer Andrew Law...AND HE WILL TASE YOU! Plus, the guys pay tribute to the history of the lesbian potluck. And what do Brent, Eliot and H. Alan want for Christmas? ALL DONATIONS ACCEPTED, especially if your name is Renee! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices In the final show of the year, the guys are joined by The Good Place writer Andrew Law...AND HE WILL TASE YOU! Plus, the guys pay tribute to the history of the lesbian potluck. And what do Brent, Eliot and H. Alan want for Christmas? ALL DONATIONS ACCEPTED, especially if your name is Renee!

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]]> 3260 BenDeLaCreme and Jinkx Monsoon Drag Race royalty BenDeLaCreme and Jinkx Monsoon join Brent, Eliot and H. Alan to talk about their holiday special, somehow including several references to Mystique (from X-men, not Summers Madison). Plus, would you believe that the 2020 exit polls showed a big bump for Trump among the gays? COULD YOU JUST DIE? And if the guys ever fled LA, where would they go and just how much would the freckled community come into play for Eliot? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 17 Dec 2020 08:00:00 -0000 full Starburns Audio Drag Race royalty BenDeLaCreme and Jinkx Monsoon join Brent, Eliot and H. Alan to talk about their holiday special, somehow including several references to Mystique (from X-men, not Summers Madison). Plus, would you believe that the 2020 exit polls showed a big bump for Trump among the gays? COULD YOU JUST DIE? And if the guys ever fled LA, where would they go and just how much would the freckled community come into play for Eliot? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Drag Race royalty BenDeLaCreme and Jinkx Monsoon join Brent, Eliot and H. Alan to talk about their holiday special, somehow including several references to Mystique (from X-men, not Summers Madison). Plus, would you believe that the 2020 exit polls showed a big bump for Trump among the gays? COULD YOU JUST DIE? And if the guys ever fled LA, where would they go and just how much would the freckled community come into play for Eliot?

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]]> 3609 Alyssa Limperis Yes, Alyssa Limperis has accrued tons of fans and followers with her original characters, but can she do the impossible: make Brent embrace Greek pride? Also, can a Christian couple be denied the right to foster a kid if they admit that "conversion" is on the table? Then, which company is the new Chick-Fil-A? And is Caribou Coffee primarily for lesbians? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 10 Dec 2020 08:00:00 -0000 full Starburns Audio Yes, Alyssa Limperis has accrued tons of fans and followers with her original characters, but can she do the impossible: make Brent embrace Greek pride? Also, can a Christian couple be denied the right to foster a kid if they admit that "conversion" is on the table? Then, which company is the new Chick-Fil-A? And is Caribou Coffee primarily for lesbians? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Yes, Alyssa Limperis has accrued tons of fans and followers with her original characters, but can she do the impossible: make Brent embrace Greek pride? Also, can a Christian couple be denied the right to foster a kid if they admit that "conversion" is on the table? Then, which company is the new Chick-Fil-A? And is Caribou Coffee primarily for lesbians?

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]]> 2728 Tony Rodriguez Spanish Aqui Presents host Tony Rodriguez joins Brent, Eliot and H. Alan to talk about Latinx comedy, the Cuban American boner for Trump, and his drag transformation from "Scruffia Vergara" to @barbafella. Plus, Harry Styles wore a dress on the cover of Vogue and we're supposed to care I guess? And Brent finds a vintage clip of Arsenio Hall confronting queer activists demanding more representation. Was Arsenio a queer ally before it was required in your Instagram bio? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 03 Dec 2020 08:00:00 -0000 full Starburns Audio Spanish Aqui Presents host Tony Rodriguez joins Brent, Eliot and H. Alan to talk about Latinx comedy, the Cuban American boner for Trump, and his drag transformation from "Scruffia Vergara" to @barbafella. Plus, Harry Styles wore a dress on the cover of Vogue and we're supposed to care I guess? And Brent finds a vintage clip of Arsenio Hall confronting queer activists demanding more representation. Was Arsenio a queer ally before it was required in your Instagram bio? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Spanish Aqui Presents host Tony Rodriguez joins Brent, Eliot and H. Alan to talk about Latinx comedy, the Cuban American boner for Trump, and his drag transformation from "Scruffia Vergara" to @barbafella. Plus, Harry Styles wore a dress on the cover of Vogue and we're supposed to care I guess? And Brent finds a vintage clip of Arsenio Hall confronting queer activists demanding more representation. Was Arsenio a queer ally before it was required in your Instagram bio?

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]]> 2989 Zach Noe Towers Zach Noe Towers joins the guys this week to talk about clinical depression, garlic festivals and the art of the tight butthole. Also, now that a lesbian holiday movie has arrived on Hulu just in time for Christmas, will Brent, Eliot or H. Alan be watching? And what's the weirdest stuff your hosts have jerked off to? Plus, H. Alan doesn't get Schitt's Creek. SHOTS FIRED! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 19 Nov 2020 08:00:00 -0000 full Starburns Audio Zach Noe Towers joins the guys this week to talk about clinical depression, garlic festivals and the art of the tight butthole. Also, now that a lesbian holiday movie has arrived on Hulu just in time for Christmas, will Brent, Eliot or H. Alan be watching? And what's the weirdest stuff your hosts have jerked off to? Plus, H. Alan doesn't get Schitt's Creek. SHOTS FIRED! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Zach Noe Towers joins the guys this week to talk about clinical depression, garlic festivals and the art of the tight butthole. Also, now that a lesbian holiday movie has arrived on Hulu just in time for Christmas, will Brent, Eliot or H. Alan be watching? And what's the weirdest stuff your hosts have jerked off to? Plus, H. Alan doesn't get Schitt's Creek. SHOTS FIRED!

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]]> 3013 Grace Kuhlenschmidt Trump who?! The guys celebrate the defeat of 45 for the benefit of the queer community and humanity in general. Then, TikTok queen Grace Kuhlenschmidt does her best to explain TikTok to Brent, Eliot and H. Alan. And after the dreadful week of panic leading to to the election, the guys provide their methods of stress relief. Also, how often do YOU think of Meredith Baxter Birney? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 12 Nov 2020 14:05:47 -0000 full Starburns Audio Trump who?! The guys celebrate the defeat of 45 for the benefit of the queer community and humanity in general. Then, TikTok queen Grace Kuhlenschmidt does her best to explain TikTok to Brent, Eliot and H. Alan. And after the dreadful week of panic leading to to the election, the guys provide their methods of stress relief. Also, how often do YOU think of Meredith Baxter Birney? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Trump who?! The guys celebrate the defeat of 45 for the benefit of the queer community and humanity in general. Then, TikTok queen Grace Kuhlenschmidt does her best to explain TikTok to Brent, Eliot and H. Alan. And after the dreadful week of panic leading to to the election, the guys provide their methods of stress relief. Also, how often do YOU think of Meredith Baxter Birney?



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]]> 2817 Dan St. Germain Comedian and longtime straight friend of the guys Dan St. Germain joins to talk about his experimental phase in theater school ...and other stuff, but you're going to want to hear about him getting an HJ from "the LeBron James of gays." And when German director Werner Herzog insists he spent decades with no idea that John Waters was gay, should we believe him? Or does that leave you "simply gobsmacked?" Plus, if you're not gay on TikTok, WHAT ARE YOU EVEN DOING? Meet the homiesexual! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 05 Nov 2020 08:00:00 -0000 full Starburns Audio Comedian and longtime straight friend of the guys Dan St. Germain joins to talk about his experimental phase in theater school ...and other stuff, but you're going to want to hear about him getting an HJ from "the LeBron James of gays." And when German director Werner Herzog insists he spent decades with no idea that John Waters was gay, should we believe him? Or does that leave you "simply gobsmacked?" Plus, if you're not gay on TikTok, WHAT ARE YOU EVEN DOING? Meet the homiesexual! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Comedian and longtime straight friend of the guys Dan St. Germain joins to talk about his experimental phase in theater school ...and other stuff, but you're going to want to hear about him getting an HJ from "the LeBron James of gays." And when German director Werner Herzog insists he spent decades with no idea that John Waters was gay, should we believe him? Or does that leave you "simply gobsmacked?" Plus, if you're not gay on TikTok, WHAT ARE YOU EVEN DOING? Meet the homiesexual!

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]]> 3019 Kerri Doherty Kerri Doherty of the Golden Girls recap podcast Out on the Lanai re-joins her co-host H. Alan Scott (and his friends Brent and Eliot) for a crossover episode honoring one of the queering sitcoms of all time. Then, the guys board the anti-Chris-Pratt Express, weighing on whether the God-fearing Christian should be canceled for following right wingers on social media. And now that the Pope is officially down with civil unions, is it finally time to convert? Oh, and for a fun drinking game for the episode, take a shot every time Brent mentions Food Network personality Alton Brown (and prepare to get BOMBED). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 29 Oct 2020 07:00:00 -0000 full Starburns Audio Kerri Doherty of the Golden Girls recap podcast Out on the Lanai re-joins her co-host H. Alan Scott (and his friends Brent and Eliot) for a crossover episode honoring one of the queering sitcoms of all time. Then, the guys board the anti-Chris-Pratt Express, weighing on whether the God-fearing Christian should be canceled for following right wingers on social media. And now that the Pope is officially down with civil unions, is it finally time to convert? Oh, and for a fun drinking game for the episode, take a shot every time Brent mentions Food Network personality Alton Brown (and prepare to get BOMBED). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Kerri Doherty of the Golden Girls recap podcast Out on the Lanai re-joins her co-host H. Alan Scott (and his friends Brent and Eliot) for a crossover episode honoring one of the queering sitcoms of all time. Then, the guys board the anti-Chris-Pratt Express, weighing on whether the God-fearing Christian should be canceled for following right wingers on social media. And now that the Pope is officially down with civil unions, is it finally time to convert? Oh, and for a fun drinking game for the episode, take a shot every time Brent mentions Food Network personality Alton Brown (and prepare to get BOMBED).



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]]> 3096 John Hartman What was Brent James Sullivan REALLY like in college? Comedian, screenwriter and fellow "Harvard of the midwest" University of Michigan alumni John Hartman joins the guys to reminisce. Plus, just how cheeky is it for gay men to hijack the #ProudBoys hashtag with pictures of dude-on-dude romance? Can we roll our eyes yet? And Brent, Eliot and H. Alan bring you up to date on how they're handling COVID more than six months into the pandemic. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 22 Oct 2020 07:00:00 -0000 full Starburns Audio What was Brent James Sullivan REALLY like in college? Comedian, screenwriter and fellow "Harvard of the midwest" University of Michigan alumni John Hartman joins the guys to reminisce. Plus, just how cheeky is it for gay men to hijack the #ProudBoys hashtag with pictures of dude-on-dude romance? Can we roll our eyes yet? And Brent, Eliot and H. Alan bring you up to date on how they're handling COVID more than six months into the pandemic. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices What was Brent James Sullivan REALLY like in college? Comedian, screenwriter and fellow "Harvard of the midwest" University of Michigan alumni John Hartman joins the guys to reminisce. Plus, just how cheeky is it for gay men to hijack the #ProudBoys hashtag with pictures of dude-on-dude romance? Can we roll our eyes yet? And Brent, Eliot and H. Alan bring you up to date on how they're handling COVID more than six months into the pandemic.

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]]> 3084 Thorgy Thor Although "infectious" might not be the best word to use these days, it certainly applies to RuPaul's Drag Race royalty Thorgy Thor, who joins the guys from New York, where -- of all things -- he's been playing Mr. Mom to a two-year-old since the pandemic hit. Also, Brent, Eliot and H. Alan celebrate International Lesbian Day with a tribute to their faves including QUEEN Sandy Toksvig (WE STAN). And is Mike Pence so homophobic that he's inevitably gay? Or is he just a horrible person? Because he is DEFINITELY a horrible, horrible person. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 15 Oct 2020 07:00:00 -0000 full Starburns Audio Although "infectious" might not be the best word to use these days, it certainly applies to RuPaul's Drag Race royalty Thorgy Thor, who joins the guys from New York, where -- of all things -- he's been playing Mr. Mom to a two-year-old since the pandemic hit. Also, Brent, Eliot and H. Alan celebrate International Lesbian Day with a tribute to their faves including QUEEN Sandy Toksvig (WE STAN). And is Mike Pence so homophobic that he's inevitably gay? Or is he just a horrible person? Because he is DEFINITELY a horrible, horrible person. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Although "infectious" might not be the best word to use these days, it certainly applies to RuPaul's Drag Race royalty Thorgy Thor, who joins the guys from New York, where -- of all things -- he's been playing Mr. Mom to a two-year-old since the pandemic hit. Also, Brent, Eliot and H. Alan celebrate International Lesbian Day with a tribute to their faves including QUEEN Sandy Toksvig (WE STAN). And is Mike Pence so homophobic that he's inevitably gay? Or is he just a horrible person? Because he is DEFINITELY a horrible, horrible person.

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]]> 3218 @PetShopBoy Brent, Eliot and H. Alan chat with Brandon Graeter, better known as meme king and Instagram storyteller @petshopboy who hosts his own podcast The B List. Then, the guys talk about Eric Trump's including HIMSELF as part of the LGBTQ community, which would have made for some VERY niche fan fiction. And later, the guys imagine "a post-Chandler world" where Chandler on Friends was gay. Could it BE any more obvious? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 08 Oct 2020 07:00:00 -0000 full Starburns Audio Brent, Eliot and H. Alan chat with Brandon Graeter, better known as meme king and Instagram storyteller @petshopboy who hosts his own podcast The B List. Then, the guys talk about Eric Trump's including HIMSELF as part of the LGBTQ community, which would have made for some VERY niche fan fiction. And later, the guys imagine "a post-Chandler world" where Chandler on Friends was gay. Could it BE any more obvious? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Brent, Eliot and H. Alan chat with Brandon Graeter, better known as meme king and Instagram storyteller @petshopboy who hosts his own podcast The B List. Then, the guys talk about Eric Trump's including HIMSELF as part of the LGBTQ community, which would have made for some VERY niche fan fiction. And later, the guys imagine "a post-Chandler world" where Chandler on Friends was gay. Could it BE any more obvious?


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]]> 3127 Beth Stelling Comedian and "Girl Daddy" Beth Stelling joins the guys to talk about her new HBO Max special...until she's derailed by the pod's first Zoom bomb! And later, is it really a big deal for a teacher to put up a rainbow flag in her classroom? Plus, Brent, Eliot and H. Alan list the hottest politicians, including Brent's low-key crush on Dick Cheney's "interesting face." Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 01 Oct 2020 07:00:00 -0000 full Starburns Audio Comedian and "Girl Daddy" Beth Stelling joins the guys to talk about her new HBO Max special...until she's derailed by the pod's first Zoom bomb! And later, is it really a big deal for a teacher to put up a rainbow flag in her classroom? Plus, Brent, Eliot and H. Alan list the hottest politicians, including Brent's low-key crush on Dick Cheney's "interesting face." Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Comedian and "Girl Daddy" Beth Stelling joins the guys to talk about her new HBO Max special...until she's derailed by the pod's first Zoom bomb! And later, is it really a big deal for a teacher to put up a rainbow flag in her classroom? Plus, Brent, Eliot and H. Alan list the hottest politicians, including Brent's low-key crush on Dick Cheney's "interesting face."


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]]> 2897 Isaac Mizrahi Isaac Mizrahi, iconic fashion designer and "King of the Jews," joins Brent, Eliot and H. Alan to talk about wigs vs. wiglets, 90's supermodels and the grueling schedule of being a QVC host. And later, the guys talk about a Tunisian beauty influencer who loves gays but hates gay sex -- HOW DARE SHE! And also, isn't TikTok literally just America's Funniest Home Videos? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 24 Sep 2020 07:00:00 -0000 full Starburns Audio Isaac Mizrahi, iconic fashion designer and "King of the Jews," joins Brent, Eliot and H. Alan to talk about wigs vs. wiglets, 90's supermodels and the grueling schedule of being a QVC host. And later, the guys talk about a Tunisian beauty influencer who loves gays but hates gay sex -- HOW DARE SHE! And also, isn't TikTok literally just America's Funniest Home Videos? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Isaac Mizrahi, iconic fashion designer and "King of the Jews," joins Brent, Eliot and H. Alan to talk about wigs vs. wiglets, 90's supermodels and the grueling schedule of being a QVC host. And later, the guys talk about a Tunisian beauty influencer who loves gays but hates gay sex -- HOW DARE SHE! And also, isn't TikTok literally just America's Funniest Home Videos?

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]]> 3277 Pat Regan Pat Regan of Seek Treatment joins the guys to talk about the zen/chaos of Two Dots, gay boy worship of female elementary school teachers, and the legendary lacrosse players of Long Island. Brent, Eliot, and H. Alan also talk about the official fire hazard of gender reveal parties. And they revisit GayBlade, a cult video game from the early 90's in which you went to battle with all things homophobic, which, albeit very cool, is no Dream Daddy. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 17 Sep 2020 07:00:00 -0000 full Starburns Audio Pat Regan of Seek Treatment joins the guys to talk about the zen/chaos of Two Dots, gay boy worship of female elementary school teachers, and the legendary lacrosse players of Long Island. Brent, Eliot, and H. Alan also talk about the official fire hazard of gender reveal parties. And they revisit GayBlade, a cult video game from the early 90's in which you went to battle with all things homophobic, which, albeit very cool, is no Dream Daddy. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Pat Regan of Seek Treatment joins the guys to talk about the zen/chaos of Two Dots, gay boy worship of female elementary school teachers, and the legendary lacrosse players of Long Island. Brent, Eliot, and H. Alan also talk about the official fire hazard of gender reveal parties. And they revisit GayBlade, a cult video game from the early 90's in which you went to battle with all things homophobic, which, albeit very cool, is no Dream Daddy.

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]]> 2612 Paris Sashay Comedian and "new gay" Paris Sashay joins the guys to talk about the essence of soft doms, her elaborate eyeglasses collection, and why she wasn't necessarily "born this way," but has no qualms about "eating filet with Polynesian sauce" (*cough* PUSSY *cough*). Plus, Brent, Eliot and H. Alan tackle the "gay dad anxiety" provoked by the Andy Cohens and Anderson Coopers of the world, the Power Gays who make the pressure to adopt look far too easy. And when it comes to the Jerry Falwell Jr. controversy, are we really that surprised? And get the inside scoop on what it's like to be Brent Sullivan on Grindr in DC (grab an umbrella -- you're gonna need it)! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 03 Sep 2020 07:00:00 -0000 full Starburns Audio Comedian and "new gay" Paris Sashay joins the guys to talk about the essence of soft doms, her elaborate eyeglasses collection, and why she wasn't necessarily "born this way," but has no qualms about "eating filet with Polynesian sauce" (*cough* PUSSY *cough*). Plus, Brent, Eliot and H. Alan tackle the "gay dad anxiety" provoked by the Andy Cohens and Anderson Coopers of the world, the Power Gays who make the pressure to adopt look far too easy. And when it comes to the Jerry Falwell Jr. controversy, are we really that surprised? And get the inside scoop on what it's like to be Brent Sullivan on Grindr in DC (grab an umbrella -- you're gonna need it)! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Comedian and "new gay" Paris Sashay joins the guys to talk about the essence of soft doms, her elaborate eyeglasses collection, and why she wasn't necessarily "born this way," but has no qualms about "eating filet with Polynesian sauce" (*cough* PUSSY *cough*). Plus, Brent, Eliot and H. Alan tackle the "gay dad anxiety" provoked by the Andy Cohens and Anderson Coopers of the world, the Power Gays who make the pressure to adopt look far too easy. And when it comes to the Jerry Falwell Jr. controversy, are we really that surprised? And get the inside scoop on what it's like to be Brent Sullivan on Grindr in DC (grab an umbrella -- you're gonna need it)!

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]]> 2469 Michelle Buteau Michelle Buteau -- comedian, actress and self-described "Black mom with good knees" -- joins Brent, Eliot and H. Alan from home where she's quarantined with her husband and almost-illegally-adorable twin tots Hazel and Otis. Welcome to Buteaupia: coming soon to Netflix. Plus, Brent sounds off on Two Dots, the iPhone game that somehow makes him angrier than the election news cycle he's using it to avoid in the first place. And finally, where IS the "fag capital of the world," according to Cincinnati Reds announcer Thom Brennaman, who got suspended after being caught on a hot mic...and how fast can Eliot get there? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 27 Aug 2020 07:00:00 -0000 full Starburns Audio Michelle Buteau -- comedian, actress and self-described "Black mom with good knees" -- joins Brent, Eliot and H. Alan from home where she's quarantined with her husband and almost-illegally-adorable twin tots Hazel and Otis. Welcome to Buteaupia: coming soon to Netflix. Plus, Brent sounds off on Two Dots, the iPhone game that somehow makes him angrier than the election news cycle he's using it to avoid in the first place. And finally, where IS the "fag capital of the world," according to Cincinnati Reds announcer Thom Brennaman, who got suspended after being caught on a hot mic...and how fast can Eliot get there? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Michelle Buteau -- comedian, actress and self-described "Black mom with good knees" -- joins Brent, Eliot and H. Alan from home where she's quarantined with her husband and almost-illegally-adorable twin tots Hazel and Otis. Welcome to Buteaupia: coming soon to Netflix. Plus, Brent sounds off on Two Dots, the iPhone game that somehow makes him angrier than the election news cycle he's using it to avoid in the first place. And finally, where IS the "fag capital of the world," according to Cincinnati Reds announcer Thom Brennaman, who got suspended after being caught on a hot mic...and how fast can Eliot get there?


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]]> 2855 Neil McNeil This week, the guys welcome TV writer Neil McNeil to delve into the queer side of geek culture, including how Buffy helped him come out! Then, Brent, Eliot and H. Alan get wonky talking about Kamala Harris and her LGBTQ record. And if you ever wanted dating advice from the hosts, now's your chance! But if you don't eat ass, WHAT ARE YOU EVEN DOING? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 20 Aug 2020 07:00:00 -0000 full Starburns Audio This week, the guys welcome TV writer Neil McNeil to delve into the queer side of geek culture, including how Buffy helped him come out! Then, Brent, Eliot and H. Alan get wonky talking about Kamala Harris and her LGBTQ record. And if you ever wanted dating advice from the hosts, now's your chance! But if you don't eat ass, WHAT ARE YOU EVEN DOING? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices This week, the guys welcome TV writer Neil McNeil to delve into the queer side of geek culture, including how Buffy helped him come out! Then, Brent, Eliot and H. Alan get wonky talking about Kamala Harris and her LGBTQ record. And if you ever wanted dating advice from the hosts, now's your chance! But if you don't eat ass, WHAT ARE YOU EVEN DOING?

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]]> 3179 Leo Richardson This week, the guys are joined by TV writer and native Brit Leo Richardson, making him our first "international" guest! [Disclaimer: the interview was recorded in early 2020 before "recording in a studio" was just a pipe dream.] In more current topics, Brent, Eliot and H. Alan ask if, when and why we should forgive Ellen, but also, never forget: GAY PEOPLE CAN BE ASSHOLES TOO! And finally, what does it mean to be "looking for fun" on dating and hookup apps and why is that SO ANNOYING?  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 13 Aug 2020 07:00:00 -0000 full Starburns Audio This week, the guys are joined by TV writer and native Brit Leo Richardson, making him our first "international" guest! [Disclaimer: the interview was recorded in early 2020 before "recording in a studio" was just a pipe dream.] In more current topics, Brent, Eliot and H. Alan ask if, when and why we should forgive Ellen, but also, never forget: GAY PEOPLE CAN BE ASSHOLES TOO! And finally, what does it mean to be "looking for fun" on dating and hookup apps and why is that SO ANNOYING?  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices This week, the guys are joined by TV writer and native Brit Leo Richardson, making him our first "international" guest! [Disclaimer: the interview was recorded in early 2020 before "recording in a studio" was just a pipe dream.] In more current topics, Brent, Eliot and H. Alan ask if, when and why we should forgive Ellen, but also, never forget: GAY PEOPLE CAN BE ASSHOLES TOO! And finally, what does it mean to be "looking for fun" on dating and hookup apps and why is that SO ANNOYING? 

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]]> 3291 Michelle Collins The uproariously funny Michelle Collins of Sirius FM and the podcast Midnight Snack chats with the guys about a smorgasbord of topics, from the inherent sexiness of Montel Williams to epic Wheel of Fortune fails to Michelle's possibly contracting COVID-19 from Andy Cohen. Plus, how do you solve a problem like Madonna? After aligning herself with Trump's favorite quack doctor, how are we even supposed to look at Madonna the same way? Then, Brent, Eliot and H. Alan talk about the unlikely marriage of religion and queerness. And get your FIRST LISTEN to our new spinoff podcast The War or Whatever, available nowhere! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Sat, 08 Aug 2020 17:32:26 -0000 full Starburns Audio The uproariously funny Michelle Collins of Sirius FM and the podcast Midnight Snack chats with the guys about a smorgasbord of topics, from the inherent sexiness of Montel Williams to epic Wheel of Fortune fails to Michelle's possibly contracting COVID-19 from Andy Cohen. Plus, how do you solve a problem like Madonna? After aligning herself with Trump's favorite quack doctor, how are we even supposed to look at Madonna the same way? Then, Brent, Eliot and H. Alan talk about the unlikely marriage of religion and queerness. And get your FIRST LISTEN to our new spinoff podcast The War or Whatever, available nowhere! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices The uproariously funny Michelle Collins of Sirius FM and the podcast Midnight Snack chats with the guys about a smorgasbord of topics, from the inherent sexiness of Montel Williams to epic Wheel of Fortune fails to Michelle's possibly contracting COVID-19 from Andy Cohen. Plus, how do you solve a problem like Madonna? After aligning herself with Trump's favorite quack doctor, how are we even supposed to look at Madonna the same way? Then, Brent, Eliot and H. Alan talk about the unlikely marriage of religion and queerness. And get your FIRST LISTEN to our new spinoff podcast The War or Whatever, available nowhere!

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]]> 3597 Mano Agapion Mano Agapion of Drag Her, the Drag Race podcast he co-hosts with Nicole Byer, joins the guys to talk all things RPDR. Who would host if RuPaul stepped down? Which queens still haven't been given their proper due? And is Kameron Michaels REALLY "mesmerizing?" (Don't ask Eliot.) Then, Brent, Eliot and H. Alan chat about openly bisexual Arizona senator Kyrsten Sinema, who's been wearing colorful wigs to work in solidarity with those social distancing from hair salons mid-pandemic, a move causing some conservatives to clutch their pearls IN HORROR! And can we talk about the gay New Yorker who shouted a racist slur at a sanitation worker (and got caught on film)? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 30 Jul 2020 07:00:00 -0000 full Starburns Audio Mano Agapion of Drag Her, the Drag Race podcast he co-hosts with Nicole Byer, joins the guys to talk all things RPDR. Who would host if RuPaul stepped down? Which queens still haven't been given their proper due? And is Kameron Michaels REALLY "mesmerizing?" (Don't ask Eliot.) Then, Brent, Eliot and H. Alan chat about openly bisexual Arizona senator Kyrsten Sinema, who's been wearing colorful wigs to work in solidarity with those social distancing from hair salons mid-pandemic, a move causing some conservatives to clutch their pearls IN HORROR! And can we talk about the gay New Yorker who shouted a racist slur at a sanitation worker (and got caught on film)? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Mano Agapion of Drag Her, the Drag Race podcast he co-hosts with Nicole Byer, joins the guys to talk all things RPDR. Who would host if RuPaul stepped down? Which queens still haven't been given their proper due? And is Kameron Michaels REALLY "mesmerizing?" (Don't ask Eliot.) Then, Brent, Eliot and H. Alan chat about openly bisexual Arizona senator Kyrsten Sinema, who's been wearing colorful wigs to work in solidarity with those social distancing from hair salons mid-pandemic, a move causing some conservatives to clutch their pearls IN HORROR! And can we talk about the gay New Yorker who shouted a racist slur at a sanitation worker (and got caught on film)?

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]]> 3453 John Flynn and Mark Rennie John Flynn and Mark Rennie of the podcast Two Old Queens join Brent, Eliot and H. Alan to talk about their system for rating movies by inherent "gayness," and the Muppets place higher than you might expect! (Listen carefully enough and you'll hear Brent virtually pass out when fisting comes up.) Then, what exactly are queer people supposed to do if they want to watch Christmas movies on the Hallmark Channel? And finally, is German chancellor Angela Merkel fierce? We investigate. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 23 Jul 2020 07:00:00 -0000 full Starburns Audio John Flynn and Mark Rennie of the podcast Two Old Queens join Brent, Eliot and H. Alan to talk about their system for rating movies by inherent "gayness," and the Muppets place higher than you might expect! (Listen carefully enough and you'll hear Brent virtually pass out when fisting comes up.) Then, what exactly are queer people supposed to do if they want to watch Christmas movies on the Hallmark Channel? And finally, is German chancellor Angela Merkel fierce? We investigate. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices John Flynn and Mark Rennie of the podcast Two Old Queens join Brent, Eliot and H. Alan to talk about their system for rating movies by inherent "gayness," and the Muppets place higher than you might expect! (Listen carefully enough and you'll hear Brent virtually pass out when fisting comes up.) Then, what exactly are queer people supposed to do if they want to watch Christmas movies on the Hallmark Channel? And finally, is German chancellor Angela Merkel fierce? We investigate.

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]]> 3185 Bryan Rucker Comedian, writer and Jeopardy! contestant Bryan Rucker gives you the lowdown on all things Trebek and asks if any of the co-hosts could stand a chance on the show. Bryan, official co-host of the podcast Goop Yourself, asks Brent, Eliot and H. Alan if Gwenyth Paltrow has any queer appeal ...or is she just annoying? Plus, what happens when a professional photographer "can't photograph" gays? And when it comes to celebrity doppelgangers, who are the alleged "lookalikes" that make your hosts squirm?  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 16 Jul 2020 07:00:00 -0000 full Starburns Audio Comedian, writer and Jeopardy! contestant Bryan Rucker gives you the lowdown on all things Trebek and asks if any of the co-hosts could stand a chance on the show. Bryan, official co-host of the podcast Goop Yourself, asks Brent, Eliot and H. Alan if Gwenyth Paltrow has any queer appeal ...or is she just annoying? Plus, what happens when a professional photographer "can't photograph" gays? And when it comes to celebrity doppelgangers, who are the alleged "lookalikes" that make your hosts squirm?  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Comedian, writer and Jeopardy! contestant Bryan Rucker gives you the lowdown on all things Trebek and asks if any of the co-hosts could stand a chance on the show. Bryan, official co-host of the podcast Goop Yourself, asks Brent, Eliot and H. Alan if Gwenyth Paltrow has any queer appeal ...or is she just annoying? Plus, what happens when a professional photographer "can't photograph" gays? And when it comes to celebrity doppelgangers, who are the alleged "lookalikes" that make your hosts squirm? 

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]]> 3627 Brandon Kyle Goodman Brandon Kyle Goodman -- writer, actor, and accidental Instagram activist -- joins Brent, Eliot and H. Alan to talk about becoming the de facto authority on societal consciousness in the age of Black Lives Matter and why white people need to just SIT DOWN. Then, why is it harder to buy a home if you're LGBTQ? And in terms of "coming out online," the guys talk about their early digital footprints, from AOL chat rooms to Penis.com to Li'l Brent convincing his friends to look up gay porn "as a joke" ...on their computers, not his. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 09 Jul 2020 07:00:00 -0000 full Starburns Audio Brandon Kyle Goodman -- writer, actor, and accidental Instagram activist -- joins Brent, Eliot and H. Alan to talk about becoming the de facto authority on societal consciousness in the age of Black Lives Matter and why white people need to just SIT DOWN. Then, why is it harder to buy a home if you're LGBTQ? And in terms of "coming out online," the guys talk about their early digital footprints, from AOL chat rooms to Penis.com to Li'l Brent convincing his friends to look up gay porn "as a joke" ...on their computers, not his. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Brandon Kyle Goodman -- writer, actor, and accidental Instagram activist -- joins Brent, Eliot and H. Alan to talk about becoming the de facto authority on societal consciousness in the age of Black Lives Matter and why white people need to just SIT DOWN. Then, why is it harder to buy a home if you're LGBTQ? And in terms of "coming out online," the guys talk about their early digital footprints, from AOL chat rooms to Penis.com to Li'l Brent convincing his friends to look up gay porn "as a joke" ...on their computers, not his.

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]]> 3652 Franchesca Ramsey Franchesca Ramsey -- actress, comedian, writer, author, and forever our YouTube Queen -- joins Brent, Eliot and H. Alan to talk about growing up a POF ("person of Florida"), conspiracy theories about fireworks, and why you should never, EVER call her "Frannie." And in two wildly different segments, the guys evaluate whether a gay-on-gay murder is considered a hate crime and, later, just what we're supposed to do about Britney. She is NOT OKAY, y'all. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 02 Jul 2020 07:00:00 -0000 full Starburns Audio Franchesca Ramsey -- actress, comedian, writer, author, and forever our YouTube Queen -- joins Brent, Eliot and H. Alan to talk about growing up a POF ("person of Florida"), conspiracy theories about fireworks, and why you should never, EVER call her "Frannie." And in two wildly different segments, the guys evaluate whether a gay-on-gay murder is considered a hate crime and, later, just what we're supposed to do about Britney. She is NOT OKAY, y'all. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Franchesca Ramsey -- actress, comedian, writer, author, and forever our YouTube Queen -- joins Brent, Eliot and H. Alan to talk about growing up a POF ("person of Florida"), conspiracy theories about fireworks, and why you should never, EVER call her "Frannie." And in two wildly different segments, the guys evaluate whether a gay-on-gay murder is considered a hate crime and, later, just what we're supposed to do about Britney. She is NOT OKAY, y'all.


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]]> 3147 Evan Ross Katz Evan Ross Katz, writer and host of the podcast Shut Up Evan, joins Brent, Eliot and H. Alan to talk about a potpourri of gay (and gay adjacent) pop culture, from Harry Styles' pearl necklace to Meghan McCain drag to what it means to "serve." Also, can we cancel the entire state of Idaho for wanting to inspect its NCAA players' genitals just to make sure they're not trans? Leave trans people alone, Idaho! And finally, what would it take for the guys to return to a gay bar, and just how does Eliot manage to sneak a Kameron Michaels reference into the conversation? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 25 Jun 2020 07:00:00 -0000 full Starburns Audio Evan Ross Katz, writer and host of the podcast Shut Up Evan, joins Brent, Eliot and H. Alan to talk about a potpourri of gay (and gay adjacent) pop culture, from Harry Styles' pearl necklace to Meghan McCain drag to what it means to "serve." Also, can we cancel the entire state of Idaho for wanting to inspect its NCAA players' genitals just to make sure they're not trans? Leave trans people alone, Idaho! And finally, what would it take for the guys to return to a gay bar, and just how does Eliot manage to sneak a Kameron Michaels reference into the conversation? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Evan Ross Katz, writer and host of the podcast Shut Up Evan, joins Brent, Eliot and H. Alan to talk about a potpourri of gay (and gay adjacent) pop culture, from Harry Styles' pearl necklace to Meghan McCain drag to what it means to "serve." Also, can we cancel the entire state of Idaho for wanting to inspect its NCAA players' genitals just to make sure they're not trans? Leave trans people alone, Idaho! And finally, what would it take for the guys to return to a gay bar, and just how does Eliot manage to sneak a Kameron Michaels reference into the conversation?

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]]> 4006 Zach Stafford Zach Stafford, former editor of The Advocate and ACTUAL employee of Grindr, talks the guys to talk about The Big Issues: white gays' racism, Instagays using Black Lives Matter for thirst traps, and the joy of being protested by Westboro Baptist Church (incidentally Brent's favorite homophobes). Then, Brent, Eliot and H. Alan try to figure out why J.K. Rowling is OBSESSED with trans people. Plus, get to know the "Pick Me Gay," and try and count how many times the guys mention LeFou. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 18 Jun 2020 15:29:45 -0000 full Starburns Audio Zach Stafford, former editor of The Advocate and ACTUAL employee of Grindr, talks the guys to talk about The Big Issues: white gays' racism, Instagays using Black Lives Matter for thirst traps, and the joy of being protested by Westboro Baptist Church (incidentally Brent's favorite homophobes). Then, Brent, Eliot and H. Alan try to figure out why J.K. Rowling is OBSESSED with trans people. Plus, get to know the "Pick Me Gay," and try and count how many times the guys mention LeFou. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Zach Stafford, former editor of The Advocate and ACTUAL employee of Grindr, talks the guys to talk about The Big Issues: white gays' racism, Instagays using Black Lives Matter for thirst traps, and the joy of being protested by Westboro Baptist Church (incidentally Brent's favorite homophobes). Then, Brent, Eliot and H. Alan try to figure out why J.K. Rowling is OBSESSED with trans people. Plus, get to know the "Pick Me Gay," and try and count how many times the guys mention LeFou.

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]]> 3448 Judy Gold Judy Gold, pioneering comedian and tall lesbian, joins the guys to talk about everything in her wheelhouse: Jewish mothers, politics, gay parenting, and that one time Madonna used her infant son as a prop on The Rosie O'Donnell Show. The guys also address Grindr using the Black Lives Matter movement to finally disable the function to filter by race, which Eliot loves to remind anyone who will listen WAS ALWAYS RACIST. And with #LadyG in the news, Brent, Eliot and H. Alan split the difference, talking about the queer impact made by Lady Gaga and Lindsey Graham, respectively speaking. ...Oh, and fuck Lindsey Graham. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 11 Jun 2020 07:00:00 -0000 full Starburns Audio Judy Gold, pioneering comedian and tall lesbian, joins the guys to talk about everything in her wheelhouse: Jewish mothers, politics, gay parenting, and that one time Madonna used her infant son as a prop on The Rosie O'Donnell Show. The guys also address Grindr using the Black Lives Matter movement to finally disable the function to filter by race, which Eliot loves to remind anyone who will listen WAS ALWAYS RACIST. And with #LadyG in the news, Brent, Eliot and H. Alan split the difference, talking about the queer impact made by Lady Gaga and Lindsey Graham, respectively speaking. ...Oh, and fuck Lindsey Graham. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Judy Gold, pioneering comedian and tall lesbian, joins the guys to talk about everything in her wheelhouse: Jewish mothers, politics, gay parenting, and that one time Madonna used her infant son as a prop on The Rosie O'Donnell Show. The guys also address Grindr using the Black Lives Matter movement to finally disable the function to filter by race, which Eliot loves to remind anyone who will listen WAS ALWAYS RACIST. And with #LadyG in the news, Brent, Eliot and H. Alan split the difference, talking about the queer impact made by Lady Gaga and Lindsey Graham, respectively speaking. ...Oh, and fuck Lindsey Graham.

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]]> 4175 EPISODE 100! It only took a couple of years to get here, but in this week's centesimal, guest-free episode, Brent, Eliot and H. Alan take YOUR questions. Plus, Brent devises bona fide trivia about his co-hosts with questions specifically designed to leave Alan beaming with pride and Eliot beet red with embarrassment. With the world seemingly crumbling around us, we hope this week's episode gives you an hour to zone out and ask yourself: is Brent Sullivan the only person in the world to "hate" olive oil? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 04 Jun 2020 07:00:00 -0000 full Starburns Audio It only took a couple of years to get here, but in this week's centesimal, guest-free episode, Brent, Eliot and H. Alan take YOUR questions. Plus, Brent devises bona fide trivia about his co-hosts with questions specifically designed to leave Alan beaming with pride and Eliot beet red with embarrassment. With the world seemingly crumbling around us, we hope this week's episode gives you an hour to zone out and ask yourself: is Brent Sullivan the only person in the world to "hate" olive oil? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices It only took a couple of years to get here, but in this week's centesimal, guest-free episode, Brent, Eliot and H. Alan take YOUR questions. Plus, Brent devises bona fide trivia about his co-hosts with questions specifically designed to leave Alan beaming with pride and Eliot beet red with embarrassment. With the world seemingly crumbling around us, we hope this week's episode gives you an hour to zone out and ask yourself: is Brent Sullivan the only person in the world to "hate" olive oil?

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]]> 3903 Mae Martin Comedian Mae Martin of Netflix's Feel Good joins the guys from across the pond to talk about post-breakup friendships, European audiences vs. Canadian audiences, and her very special Hocus Pocus-inspired sex dream. Then, Brent, Eliot, and H. Alan celebrate a belated National Lesbian Visibility Day by naming their favorite Sapphic sirens, giving Eliot yet another opportunity to bring up Meshell Ndegeocello. And in "homosexual adjacent" news, America's Next Top Model is officially CANCELED! Tyra Banks is in INTERNET JAIL! #JusticeForGappedTeeth! Can we cancel stuff from 20 years ago for being problematic now?  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 28 May 2020 07:00:00 -0000 full Starburns Audio Comedian Mae Martin of Netflix's Feel Good joins the guys from across the pond to talk about post-breakup friendships, European audiences vs. Canadian audiences, and her very special Hocus Pocus-inspired sex dream. Then, Brent, Eliot, and H. Alan celebrate a belated National Lesbian Visibility Day by naming their favorite Sapphic sirens, giving Eliot yet another opportunity to bring up Meshell Ndegeocello. And in "homosexual adjacent" news, America's Next Top Model is officially CANCELED! Tyra Banks is in INTERNET JAIL! #JusticeForGappedTeeth! Can we cancel stuff from 20 years ago for being problematic now?  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Comedian Mae Martin of Netflix's Feel Good joins the guys from across the pond to talk about post-breakup friendships, European audiences vs. Canadian audiences, and her very special Hocus Pocus-inspired sex dream. Then, Brent, Eliot, and H. Alan celebrate a belated National Lesbian Visibility Day by naming their favorite Sapphic sirens, giving Eliot yet another opportunity to bring up Meshell Ndegeocello. And in "homosexual adjacent" news, America's Next Top Model is officially CANCELED! Tyra Banks is in INTERNET JAIL! #JusticeForGappedTeeth! Can we cancel stuff from 20 years ago for being problematic now? 

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]]> 3624 Larry Owens Larry Owens is our first ever Pulitzer Prize-winning guest! Okay, the award technically went to the play Strange Loop, of which he is the breakout star (and award winner himself), but who's counting? Even if he weren't one of the fastest rising stars in New York, you'd still fall in love with Larry. Also, Brent, Eliot and H. Alan check in with the community hit hardest by Coronavirus: Instagays. Without access to the gym, WHERE (and WHAT) ARE THEY HIDING? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 21 May 2020 07:00:00 -0000 full Starburns Audio Larry Owens is our first ever Pulitzer Prize-winning guest! Okay, the award technically went to the play Strange Loop, of which he is the breakout star (and award winner himself), but who's counting? Even if he weren't one of the fastest rising stars in New York, you'd still fall in love with Larry. Also, Brent, Eliot and H. Alan check in with the community hit hardest by Coronavirus: Instagays. Without access to the gym, WHERE (and WHAT) ARE THEY HIDING? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Larry Owens is our first ever Pulitzer Prize-winning guest! Okay, the award technically went to the play Strange Loop, of which he is the breakout star (and award winner himself), but who's counting? Even if he weren't one of the fastest rising stars in New York, you'd still fall in love with Larry. Also, Brent, Eliot and H. Alan check in with the community hit hardest by Coronavirus: Instagays. Without access to the gym, WHERE (and WHAT) ARE THEY HIDING?


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]]> 3362 Lauren Lapkus Lauren Lapkus, actress, comedian and the Queen of Podcasts, joins Brent, Eliot and H. Alan to talk Star Wars, bad improv, and life on the Big Bang Theory set. (SPOILER ALERT: Mayim Bialik is nice!) Also, as Coronavirus decimates the economy, how will lesbian bars and Retail Gays be affected? And the guys mourn the death of the architect of rock 'n' roll and "bisexual alien" Little Richard. Eliot, in particular, takes it pretty hard. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 14 May 2020 07:00:00 -0000 full Starburns Audio Lauren Lapkus, actress, comedian and the Queen of Podcasts, joins Brent, Eliot and H. Alan to talk Star Wars, bad improv, and life on the Big Bang Theory set. (SPOILER ALERT: Mayim Bialik is nice!) Also, as Coronavirus decimates the economy, how will lesbian bars and Retail Gays be affected? And the guys mourn the death of the architect of rock 'n' roll and "bisexual alien" Little Richard. Eliot, in particular, takes it pretty hard. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Lauren Lapkus, actress, comedian and the Queen of Podcasts, joins Brent, Eliot and H. Alan to talk Star Wars, bad improv, and life on the Big Bang Theory set. (SPOILER ALERT: Mayim Bialik is nice!) Also, as Coronavirus decimates the economy, how will lesbian bars and Retail Gays be affected? And the guys mourn the death of the architect of rock 'n' roll and "bisexual alien" Little Richard. Eliot, in particular, takes it pretty hard.

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]]> 3524 Megan Gailey Comedian and Indiana Pacers fanatic Megan Gailey joins Brent, Eliot and H. Alan to talk about SPORTS, a conversation that goes a lot longer than you'd think! Don't worry -- they also talk about Geena Davis: Olympic Archer, hand jobs under quarantine, and the agelessness of "white girl" humor. But back to sports! The guys reassess a viral clip from 1996l in which when Oprah presses Dennis Rodman to admit that he's bisexual. Yikes! And, hey, what do you know? The Trump administration is AGAIN trying to undercut the rights of trans Americans by limiting their access to health care IN A PANDEMIC. Here we go again… Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 07 May 2020 07:00:00 -0000 full Starburns Audio Comedian and Indiana Pacers fanatic Megan Gailey joins Brent, Eliot and H. Alan to talk about SPORTS, a conversation that goes a lot longer than you'd think! Don't worry -- they also talk about Geena Davis: Olympic Archer, hand jobs under quarantine, and the agelessness of "white girl" humor. But back to sports! The guys reassess a viral clip from 1996l in which when Oprah presses Dennis Rodman to admit that he's bisexual. Yikes! And, hey, what do you know? The Trump administration is AGAIN trying to undercut the rights of trans Americans by limiting their access to health care IN A PANDEMIC. Here we go again… Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Comedian and Indiana Pacers fanatic Megan Gailey joins Brent, Eliot and H. Alan to talk about SPORTS, a conversation that goes a lot longer than you'd think! Don't worry -- they also talk about Geena Davis: Olympic Archer, hand jobs under quarantine, and the agelessness of "white girl" humor. But back to sports! The guys reassess a viral clip from 1996l in which when Oprah presses Dennis Rodman to admit that he's bisexual. Yikes! And, hey, what do you know? The Trump administration is AGAIN trying to undercut the rights of trans Americans by limiting their access to health care IN A PANDEMIC. Here we go again…

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]]> 3457 Danny Pellegrino Danny Pellegrino of everyone's favorite podcast Everything Iconic becomes the podcast's first return guest! Brent, Eliot and H. Alan cover a potpourri of Iconic topics with Danny, from Meghan McCain's wardrobe and the zen of Gayle King to Marcia Gay Harden, Drag Race fangirl, and waxing nostalgic for porn in the days of AOL. Also, is it okay to make gay jokes about "lifelong bachelor" Lindsay Graham just because he's an asshole? And Brent takes us down the wormhole of "undercover homophobia," including Pat Sajak's consistently chilling behavior every time a gay contestant appears on Wheel of Fortune. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 30 Apr 2020 07:00:00 -0000 full Starburns Audio Danny Pellegrino of everyone's favorite podcast Everything Iconic becomes the podcast's first return guest! Brent, Eliot and H. Alan cover a potpourri of Iconic topics with Danny, from Meghan McCain's wardrobe and the zen of Gayle King to Marcia Gay Harden, Drag Race fangirl, and waxing nostalgic for porn in the days of AOL. Also, is it okay to make gay jokes about "lifelong bachelor" Lindsay Graham just because he's an asshole? And Brent takes us down the wormhole of "undercover homophobia," including Pat Sajak's consistently chilling behavior every time a gay contestant appears on Wheel of Fortune. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Danny Pellegrino of everyone's favorite podcast Everything Iconic becomes the podcast's first return guest! Brent, Eliot and H. Alan cover a potpourri of Iconic topics with Danny, from Meghan McCain's wardrobe and the zen of Gayle King to Marcia Gay Harden, Drag Race fangirl, and waxing nostalgic for porn in the days of AOL. Also, is it okay to make gay jokes about "lifelong bachelor" Lindsay Graham just because he's an asshole? And Brent takes us down the wormhole of "undercover homophobia," including Pat Sajak's consistently chilling behavior every time a gay contestant appears on Wheel of Fortune.


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]]> 4209 Naomi Smalls Naomi Smalls, RuPaul's Drag Race All Star, joins Brent, Eliot and H. Alan to talk life under quarantine for a global drag superstar. After the Drag Race residency in Las Vegas was cut short, how's a girl supposed to survive? Then, Franklin Graham, son of Billy, has set up a "mobile ministry" in New York City to treat spillover patients from another hospital, but even at the height of a pandemic, they're turning away volunteers (and, in turn, potentially queer Corona victims) who -- wait for it -- support gay marriage! So, like, just HOW much of an asshole can one religious blowhard be? And in #peak2020 move, queer kids are using an old Jason DeRulo song on TikTok to come out to their friends and family. Cute or nah? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 23 Apr 2020 07:00:00 -0000 full Starburns Audio Naomi Smalls, RuPaul's Drag Race All Star, joins Brent, Eliot and H. Alan to talk life under quarantine for a global drag superstar. After the Drag Race residency in Las Vegas was cut short, how's a girl supposed to survive? Then, Franklin Graham, son of Billy, has set up a "mobile ministry" in New York City to treat spillover patients from another hospital, but even at the height of a pandemic, they're turning away volunteers (and, in turn, potentially queer Corona victims) who -- wait for it -- support gay marriage! So, like, just HOW much of an asshole can one religious blowhard be? And in #peak2020 move, queer kids are using an old Jason DeRulo song on TikTok to come out to their friends and family. Cute or nah? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Naomi Smalls, RuPaul's Drag Race All Star, joins Brent, Eliot and H. Alan to talk life under quarantine for a global drag superstar. After the Drag Race residency in Las Vegas was cut short, how's a girl supposed to survive? Then, Franklin Graham, son of Billy, has set up a "mobile ministry" in New York City to treat spillover patients from another hospital, but even at the height of a pandemic, they're turning away volunteers (and, in turn, potentially queer Corona victims) who -- wait for it -- support gay marriage! So, like, just HOW much of an asshole can one religious blowhard be? And in #peak2020 move, queer kids are using an old Jason DeRulo song on TikTok to come out to their friends and family. Cute or nah?

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]]> 3665 Dr. Eric Cervini Dr. Eric Cervini, LGBTQ historian and author of The Deviant's War, joins Brent, Eliot and H. Alan to discuss Queer Studies 101. Also, does Coronavirus feel eerily familiar to the queer community? Is it a coincidence that Dr. Fauci was at the front lines of the AIDS crisis, too? And when it comes to irrational childhood fears, the hosts point to Eliot as being the standout considering his wildly long list of triggers, from marshmallows to Dom DeLuise to "the internet" to the commercial jingle for Tums: tummm, tum-tum-tum TUMS! But don't count out Brent and H. Alan just yet... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 16 Apr 2020 07:00:00 -0000 full Starburns Audio Dr. Eric Cervini, LGBTQ historian and author of The Deviant's War, joins Brent, Eliot and H. Alan to discuss Queer Studies 101. Also, does Coronavirus feel eerily familiar to the queer community? Is it a coincidence that Dr. Fauci was at the front lines of the AIDS crisis, too? And when it comes to irrational childhood fears, the hosts point to Eliot as being the standout considering his wildly long list of triggers, from marshmallows to Dom DeLuise to "the internet" to the commercial jingle for Tums: tummm, tum-tum-tum TUMS! But don't count out Brent and H. Alan just yet... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Dr. Eric Cervini, LGBTQ historian and author of The Deviant's War, joins Brent, Eliot and H. Alan to discuss Queer Studies 101. Also, does Coronavirus feel eerily familiar to the queer community? Is it a coincidence that Dr. Fauci was at the front lines of the AIDS crisis, too? And when it comes to irrational childhood fears, the hosts point to Eliot as being the standout considering his wildly long list of triggers, from marshmallows to Dom DeLuise to "the internet" to the commercial jingle for Tums: tummm, tum-tum-tum TUMS! But don't count out Brent and H. Alan just yet...

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]]> 3954 Irene Tu Comedian Irene Tu joins the guys from her car after driving from LA to Oakland, where her mom insisted she return after having mild Corona symptoms, so obviously WE STAN IRENE'S MOM! And a recent study finds that having an older brother increases your likelihood to be gay. Do younger brothers Brent and H. Alan agree, and is it weird for a little boy to be obsessed with turtles? And after the New York Times suggests that everyone "make their marriage gayer," Brent, Eliot and H. Alan weigh truth vs. fiction, and why gay relationships aren't automatically "better." Plus, which co-host downloaded a lesbian dating app just to "try it out?" Listen to find out (...but obviously it's Eliot). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 09 Apr 2020 07:00:00 -0000 full Starburns Audio Comedian Irene Tu joins the guys from her car after driving from LA to Oakland, where her mom insisted she return after having mild Corona symptoms, so obviously WE STAN IRENE'S MOM! And a recent study finds that having an older brother increases your likelihood to be gay. Do younger brothers Brent and H. Alan agree, and is it weird for a little boy to be obsessed with turtles? And after the New York Times suggests that everyone "make their marriage gayer," Brent, Eliot and H. Alan weigh truth vs. fiction, and why gay relationships aren't automatically "better." Plus, which co-host downloaded a lesbian dating app just to "try it out?" Listen to find out (...but obviously it's Eliot). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Comedian Irene Tu joins the guys from her car after driving from LA to Oakland, where her mom insisted she return after having mild Corona symptoms, so obviously WE STAN IRENE'S MOM! And a recent study finds that having an older brother increases your likelihood to be gay. Do younger brothers Brent and H. Alan agree, and is it weird for a little boy to be obsessed with turtles? And after the New York Times suggests that everyone "make their marriage gayer," Brent, Eliot and H. Alan weigh truth vs. fiction, and why gay relationships aren't automatically "better." Plus, which co-host downloaded a lesbian dating app just to "try it out?" Listen to find out (...but obviously it's Eliot).

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]]> 3719 Coronarrhea The boys are back in their second episode under quarantine (except for Eliot went to Target for dog treats like an IDIOT). This week, Brent, Eliot, and H. Alan talk about the LONGSTANDING, archaic rule by which gay men can't donate blood if they've had sex in the LAST YEAR. Somehow, neither Brent nor Eliot passed out mid-conversation, either, thank you very much! And CONGRATULATIONS to former Republican Illinois congressman Aaron Schock on his finally coming out! After years of posting endless thirst traps on Instagram, getting in trouble for decorating his Capitol Hill office like Downton Abbey, and voting against gay rights so hard that he scored a ZERO with the Human Rights Campaign, Schock posted a coming out message on Instagram where he essentially asked for forgiveness without really apologizing. Does he deserve a second chance? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 02 Apr 2020 07:00:00 -0000 full Starburns Audio The boys are back in their second episode under quarantine (except for Eliot went to Target for dog treats like an IDIOT). This week, Brent, Eliot, and H. Alan talk about the LONGSTANDING, archaic rule by which gay men can't donate blood if they've had sex in the LAST YEAR. Somehow, neither Brent nor Eliot passed out mid-conversation, either, thank you very much! And CONGRATULATIONS to former Republican Illinois congressman Aaron Schock on his finally coming out! After years of posting endless thirst traps on Instagram, getting in trouble for decorating his Capitol Hill office like Downton Abbey, and voting against gay rights so hard that he scored a ZERO with the Human Rights Campaign, Schock posted a coming out message on Instagram where he essentially asked for forgiveness without really apologizing. Does he deserve a second chance? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices The boys are back in their second episode under quarantine (except for Eliot went to Target for dog treats like an IDIOT). This week, Brent, Eliot, and H. Alan talk about the LONGSTANDING, archaic rule by which gay men can't donate blood if they've had sex in the LAST YEAR. Somehow, neither Brent nor Eliot passed out mid-conversation, either, thank you very much! And CONGRATULATIONS to former Republican Illinois congressman Aaron Schock on his finally coming out! After years of posting endless thirst traps on Instagram, getting in trouble for decorating his Capitol Hill office like Downton Abbey, and voting against gay rights so hard that he scored a ZERO with the Human Rights Campaign, Schock posted a coming out message on Instagram where he essentially asked for forgiveness without really apologizing. Does he deserve a second chance?

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]]> 2130 Coronavirus In the midst of a global pandemic, Brent, Eliot and H. Alan practice social distancing, using Skype to share how they're hanging in there amid Coronavirus madness. And the host with the most panic diarrhea may surprise you! Luckily, LGBTQ news is still coming in hot, with news of Marvel introducing a non-binary superhero named Snowflake. Is that cool? Also, one think piece asks the REAL question affecting queers everywhere: CAN WE FUCK? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 26 Mar 2020 18:34:12 -0000 full Starburns Audio In the midst of a global pandemic, Brent, Eliot and H. Alan practice social distancing, using Skype to share how they're hanging in there amid Coronavirus madness. And the host with the most panic diarrhea may surprise you! Luckily, LGBTQ news is still coming in hot, with news of Marvel introducing a non-binary superhero named Snowflake. Is that cool? Also, one think piece asks the REAL question affecting queers everywhere: CAN WE FUCK? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices In the midst of a global pandemic, Brent, Eliot and H. Alan practice social distancing, using Skype to share how they're hanging in there amid Coronavirus madness. And the host with the most panic diarrhea may surprise you! Luckily, LGBTQ news is still coming in hot, with news of Marvel introducing a non-binary superhero named Snowflake. Is that cool? Also, one think piece asks the REAL question affecting queers everywhere: CAN WE FUCK?

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]]> 2677 Davis Mallory Gay country music with a dance bend: couldn't be done? Think again and meet Davis Mallory, country singer/songwriter and MTV's Real World: Denver alumni. Now Aaliyah may have said age ain't nothing but a number, but baby girl never used Grindr. It's a war zone out there! And finally, the Methodist church is considering dividing the sects...all because of gay marriage. Can you believe they still care? FIND. A. HOBBY! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 12 Mar 2020 07:00:00 -0000 full Starburns Audio Gay country music with a dance bend: couldn't be done? Think again and meet Davis Mallory, country singer/songwriter and MTV's Real World: Denver alumni. Now Aaliyah may have said age ain't nothing but a number, but baby girl never used Grindr. It's a war zone out there! And finally, the Methodist church is considering dividing the sects...all because of gay marriage. Can you believe they still care? FIND. A. HOBBY! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Gay country music with a dance bend: couldn't be done? Think again and meet Davis Mallory, country singer/songwriter and MTV's Real World: Denver alumni. Now Aaliyah may have said age ain't nothing but a number, but baby girl never used Grindr. It's a war zone out there! And finally, the Methodist church is considering dividing the sects...all because of gay marriage. Can you believe they still care? FIND. A. HOBBY!


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]]> 2767 Rachel Scanlon We stan a butch queen: comedian Rachel Scanlon, who gets real about domesticity, farting etiquette, and why lesbians can't seem to lock down their own version of Grindr. Also, would you believe that the mob in Italy has relaxed its rules on being gay and Made at the same time? And when it comes to #MeToo, Brent, Eliot and H. Alan recall their own experiences with sexual harassment, including the time Brent was tricked into a date by an executive from an LGBTQ+ TV network. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 05 Mar 2020 08:00:00 -0000 full Starburns Audio We stan a butch queen: comedian Rachel Scanlon, who gets real about domesticity, farting etiquette, and why lesbians can't seem to lock down their own version of Grindr. Also, would you believe that the mob in Italy has relaxed its rules on being gay and Made at the same time? And when it comes to #MeToo, Brent, Eliot and H. Alan recall their own experiences with sexual harassment, including the time Brent was tricked into a date by an executive from an LGBTQ+ TV network. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices We stan a butch queen: comedian Rachel Scanlon, who gets real about domesticity, farting etiquette, and why lesbians can't seem to lock down their own version of Grindr. Also, would you believe that the mob in Italy has relaxed its rules on being gay and Made at the same time? And when it comes to #MeToo, Brent, Eliot and H. Alan recall their own experiences with sexual harassment, including the time Brent was tricked into a date by an executive from an LGBTQ+ TV network.

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]]> 3169 Meatball We love drag queen Meatball SO much! She'll make you laugh, she'll make you cry, and then she'll make you laugh again, louder this time. Whether you know her from Dragula or her podcast Sloppy Seconds (with friend of pod Big Dipper), Meatball will always leave you coming back for seconds. After queer activist Adam Eli used Instagram to publicly reflect on what it REALLY means to have "a type," the guys ask themselves the same question: how much of what we're "into" is dictated by others, and how much of it is allegedly biological? And Brent, Eliot and H. Alan discuss yet ANOTHER Trumpian policy trying to dismantle the work of LGBTQ military after an unsuccessful attempt to discharge two airmen who were both undetectable and in perfect health. And get this: NO BONE SPURS! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 27 Feb 2020 08:00:00 -0000 full Starburns Audio We love drag queen Meatball SO much! She'll make you laugh, she'll make you cry, and then she'll make you laugh again, louder this time. Whether you know her from Dragula or her podcast Sloppy Seconds (with friend of pod Big Dipper), Meatball will always leave you coming back for seconds. After queer activist Adam Eli used Instagram to publicly reflect on what it REALLY means to have "a type," the guys ask themselves the same question: how much of what we're "into" is dictated by others, and how much of it is allegedly biological? And Brent, Eliot and H. Alan discuss yet ANOTHER Trumpian policy trying to dismantle the work of LGBTQ military after an unsuccessful attempt to discharge two airmen who were both undetectable and in perfect health. And get this: NO BONE SPURS! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices We love drag queen Meatball SO much! She'll make you laugh, she'll make you cry, and then she'll make you laugh again, louder this time. Whether you know her from Dragula or her podcast Sloppy Seconds (with friend of pod Big Dipper), Meatball will always leave you coming back for seconds. After queer activist Adam Eli used Instagram to publicly reflect on what it REALLY means to have "a type," the guys ask themselves the same question: how much of what we're "into" is dictated by others, and how much of it is allegedly biological? And Brent, Eliot and H. Alan discuss yet ANOTHER Trumpian policy trying to dismantle the work of LGBTQ military after an unsuccessful attempt to discharge two airmen who were both undetectable and in perfect health. And get this: NO BONE SPURS!



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]]> 3469 Ever Mainard Comedian Ever Mainard joins Brent, Eliot and H. Alan to talk about life as a mascot, her journey in queer haircuts, and what it was like to be publicly outed BY HER HOMETOWN NEWSPAPER in rural Texas. Also, the guys revisit 1994, a historic LGBTQ moment when Wisconsin representative Steve Gunderson was involuntarily outed by fellow Republican Rep. Bob Dornan of California. But when it comes to queer allies, what are the names you never saw coming? From Garth Brooks and Marlon Wayans to Meghan McCain and Laura Bush, the guys welcome the warm embrace of unexpected allies. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 20 Feb 2020 18:46:00 -0000 full Starburns Audio Comedian Ever Mainard joins Brent, Eliot and H. Alan to talk about life as a mascot, her journey in queer haircuts, and what it was like to be publicly outed BY HER HOMETOWN NEWSPAPER in rural Texas. Also, the guys revisit 1994, a historic LGBTQ moment when Wisconsin representative Steve Gunderson was involuntarily outed by fellow Republican Rep. Bob Dornan of California. But when it comes to queer allies, what are the names you never saw coming? From Garth Brooks and Marlon Wayans to Meghan McCain and Laura Bush, the guys welcome the warm embrace of unexpected allies. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Comedian Ever Mainard joins Brent, Eliot and H. Alan to talk about life as a mascot, her journey in queer haircuts, and what it was like to be publicly outed BY HER HOMETOWN NEWSPAPER in rural Texas. Also, the guys revisit 1994, a historic LGBTQ moment when Wisconsin representative Steve Gunderson was involuntarily outed by fellow Republican Rep. Bob Dornan of California. But when it comes to queer allies, what are the names you never saw coming? From Garth Brooks and Marlon Wayans to Meghan McCain and Laura Bush, the guys welcome the warm embrace of unexpected allies.

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]]> 2728 Danny Franzese Mean Girls' Danny Franzese CAN sit with us, and he does, catching us up on Brooklyn vs. Florida, life after Mean Girls, and single-handedly launching a revolutionary push for gay men of size, both online and on screen. Then, the guys evaluate Pete Buttigieg's choice to cancel last minute on a campaign stop at a gay bar after they refused to take the stripper pole. Finally, Brent ALMOST passes out when he, Eliot and H. Alan fondly recall the first time they learned about buttsex. Plus, find out which host, as a teenager, used to insist on getting his Playgirls gift-wrapped by bookstore employees! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 13 Feb 2020 08:00:00 -0000 full Starburns Audio Mean Girls' Danny Franzese CAN sit with us, and he does, catching us up on Brooklyn vs. Florida, life after Mean Girls, and single-handedly launching a revolutionary push for gay men of size, both online and on screen. Then, the guys evaluate Pete Buttigieg's choice to cancel last minute on a campaign stop at a gay bar after they refused to take the stripper pole. Finally, Brent ALMOST passes out when he, Eliot and H. Alan fondly recall the first time they learned about buttsex. Plus, find out which host, as a teenager, used to insist on getting his Playgirls gift-wrapped by bookstore employees! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Mean Girls' Danny Franzese CAN sit with us, and he does, catching us up on Brooklyn vs. Florida, life after Mean Girls, and single-handedly launching a revolutionary push for gay men of size, both online and on screen. Then, the guys evaluate Pete Buttigieg's choice to cancel last minute on a campaign stop at a gay bar after they refused to take the stripper pole. Finally, Brent ALMOST passes out when he, Eliot and H. Alan fondly recall the first time they learned about buttsex. Plus, find out which host, as a teenager, used to insist on getting his Playgirls gift-wrapped by bookstore employees!


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]]> 3090 Julie Goldman and Brandy Howard Julie Goldman and Brandy Taylor of the podcast Dumb Gay Politics join Brent, Eliot and H. Alan to talk about the 2020 election from the perspective of both the politically savvy (Julie) and those who ask, "What is Congress?" (Brandy). And with Utah finally banning conversion therapy in an effort to protect queer kids, ex-Mormon H. Alan breaks down the REAL real of the situation ...and, sorry, it's a bummer. Finally, find out who the guys consulted for all things gay when they came out of the closet. (Incidentally, never read the book "Coming Out" unless you want to RUIN YOUR LIFE!) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 06 Feb 2020 08:00:00 -0000 full Starburns Audio Julie Goldman and Brandy Taylor of the podcast Dumb Gay Politics join Brent, Eliot and H. Alan to talk about the 2020 election from the perspective of both the politically savvy (Julie) and those who ask, "What is Congress?" (Brandy). And with Utah finally banning conversion therapy in an effort to protect queer kids, ex-Mormon H. Alan breaks down the REAL real of the situation ...and, sorry, it's a bummer. Finally, find out who the guys consulted for all things gay when they came out of the closet. (Incidentally, never read the book "Coming Out" unless you want to RUIN YOUR LIFE!) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Julie Goldman and Brandy Taylor of the podcast Dumb Gay Politics join Brent, Eliot and H. Alan to talk about the 2020 election from the perspective of both the politically savvy (Julie) and those who ask, "What is Congress?" (Brandy). And with Utah finally banning conversion therapy in an effort to protect queer kids, ex-Mormon H. Alan breaks down the REAL real of the situation ...and, sorry, it's a bummer. Finally, find out who the guys consulted for all things gay when they came out of the closet. (Incidentally, never read the book "Coming Out" unless you want to RUIN YOUR LIFE!)

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]]> 3383 Tony Soto Tony Soto, the premier drag queen of the east side of Los Angeles, joins Brent, Eliot and H. Alan to talk about why cats ruin hookups, how being HIV can be funny, and why his first drag name Zandra was retired almost immediately. And after Daniel Foote, the Ambassador to Zambia, expressed disgust when the country threw a gay couple in jail for 15 years, would you believe that the Trump administration canned HIM? Finally, Brent asks about "gay rights flashbacks," the moments where you can clearly remember when you felt unequal, before Queer Eye, before Obama, and before Patrick Duffy went into full-blown gay panic on Step by Step. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 30 Jan 2020 08:00:00 -0000 full Starburns Audio Tony Soto, the premier drag queen of the east side of Los Angeles, joins Brent, Eliot and H. Alan to talk about why cats ruin hookups, how being HIV can be funny, and why his first drag name Zandra was retired almost immediately. And after Daniel Foote, the Ambassador to Zambia, expressed disgust when the country threw a gay couple in jail for 15 years, would you believe that the Trump administration canned HIM? Finally, Brent asks about "gay rights flashbacks," the moments where you can clearly remember when you felt unequal, before Queer Eye, before Obama, and before Patrick Duffy went into full-blown gay panic on Step by Step. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Tony Soto, the premier drag queen of the east side of Los Angeles, joins Brent, Eliot and H. Alan to talk about why cats ruin hookups, how being HIV can be funny, and why his first drag name Zandra was retired almost immediately. And after Daniel Foote, the Ambassador to Zambia, expressed disgust when the country threw a gay couple in jail for 15 years, would you believe that the Trump administration canned HIM? Finally, Brent asks about "gay rights flashbacks," the moments where you can clearly remember when you felt unequal, before Queer Eye, before Obama, and before Patrick Duffy went into full-blown gay panic on Step by Step.


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]]> 3168 Cecily Strong SNL's gayest hetero cast member Cecily Strong joins Brent, Eliot and H. Alan to talk about queer sketch comedy, being the child of divorce, Erika Jayne, Grease 2, and beloved FBI profiler Candice DeLong. The guys also discuss the "ups and downs" of British airline EasyJet doing away with the term "ladies and gentlemen." Plus, what universal truths about queer life never get talked about, from Malegeneral, the wild west of nude pics, to going stag to hetero weddings to the dirty truth about Grindr? Now repeat after us: "Stephanie? ...Stephanie? ......Stephanie?" Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 23 Jan 2020 08:00:00 -0000 full Starburns Audio SNL's gayest hetero cast member Cecily Strong joins Brent, Eliot and H. Alan to talk about queer sketch comedy, being the child of divorce, Erika Jayne, Grease 2, and beloved FBI profiler Candice DeLong. The guys also discuss the "ups and downs" of British airline EasyJet doing away with the term "ladies and gentlemen." Plus, what universal truths about queer life never get talked about, from Malegeneral, the wild west of nude pics, to going stag to hetero weddings to the dirty truth about Grindr? Now repeat after us: "Stephanie? ...Stephanie? ......Stephanie?" Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices SNL's gayest hetero cast member Cecily Strong joins Brent, Eliot and H. Alan to talk about queer sketch comedy, being the child of divorce, Erika Jayne, Grease 2, and beloved FBI profiler Candice DeLong. The guys also discuss the "ups and downs" of British airline EasyJet doing away with the term "ladies and gentlemen." Plus, what universal truths about queer life never get talked about, from Malegeneral, the wild west of nude pics, to going stag to hetero weddings to the dirty truth about Grindr? Now repeat after us: "Stephanie? ...Stephanie? ......Stephanie?"


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]]> 3699 Zeke Smith Is TikTok making it harder for LGBTQ+ users to post? Also, what is TikTok and are you officially old? Then, Zeke Smith joins Brent, Eliot and H. Alan to talk about his two seasons on Survivor where he was unexpectedly "outed" to the world as transgender by fellow contestant Jeff Varner, Professional Gay Villain. Finally, is it okay for Max Emerson to take a selfie at a memorial for genocide? Can Pete Buttigieg? What if you want to wish H. Alan happy birthday on his Facebook wall? Is that also bad? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 16 Jan 2020 08:00:00 -0000 full Starburns Audio Is TikTok making it harder for LGBTQ+ users to post? Also, what is TikTok and are you officially old? Then, Zeke Smith joins Brent, Eliot and H. Alan to talk about his two seasons on Survivor where he was unexpectedly "outed" to the world as transgender by fellow contestant Jeff Varner, Professional Gay Villain. Finally, is it okay for Max Emerson to take a selfie at a memorial for genocide? Can Pete Buttigieg? What if you want to wish H. Alan happy birthday on his Facebook wall? Is that also bad? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Is TikTok making it harder for LGBTQ+ users to post? Also, what is TikTok and are you officially old? Then, Zeke Smith joins Brent, Eliot and H. Alan to talk about his two seasons on Survivor where he was unexpectedly "outed" to the world as transgender by fellow contestant Jeff Varner, Professional Gay Villain. Finally, is it okay for Max Emerson to take a selfie at a memorial for genocide? Can Pete Buttigieg? What if you want to wish H. Alan happy birthday on his Facebook wall? Is that also bad?

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]]> 3479 Drew Droege Now that over 50 LGBTQ+ women of note have come together to endorse Elizabeth Warren, is she on the road to becoming the gays' nominee of choice? And what does that mean for Mayor Pete? Then, Brent, Eliot and H. Alan are joined by comedic hurricane Drew Droege, the man behind the world's very best Chloe Sevigny impression. Also, when it comes to crushing on girl crushes, find out which Lilith Fair #icon made the list for two out of three of your hosts.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 09 Jan 2020 08:00:00 -0000 full Starburns Audio Now that over 50 LGBTQ+ women of note have come together to endorse Elizabeth Warren, is she on the road to becoming the gays' nominee of choice? And what does that mean for Mayor Pete? Then, Brent, Eliot and H. Alan are joined by comedic hurricane Drew Droege, the man behind the world's very best Chloe Sevigny impression. Also, when it comes to crushing on girl crushes, find out which Lilith Fair #icon made the list for two out of three of your hosts.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Now that over 50 LGBTQ+ women of note have come together to endorse Elizabeth Warren, is she on the road to becoming the gays' nominee of choice? And what does that mean for Mayor Pete? Then, Brent, Eliot and H. Alan are joined by comedic hurricane Drew Droege, the man behind the world's very best Chloe Sevigny impression. Also, when it comes to crushing on girl crushes, find out which Lilith Fair #icon made the list for two out of three of your hosts. 

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]]> 2928 Nori Reed We couldn't let the decade end without touching on the hilarious, explicitly 2019 mishap when everyone thought Billy Dee Williams was gender fluid for like 5 minutes. Then, comedian Nori Reed takes you on several journeys into the worlds of art galleries, being transgender on Grindr, and -- trigger warning to our Bay Area listeners -- San Francisco vs. Oakland! And finally, Brent, Eliot and H. Alan try to figure out why there are so few, if ANY, gay male athletes in the MLB, NBA, and NFL because WE TALKED ABOUT SPORTS!!! Batter up or whatever! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 02 Jan 2020 08:00:00 -0000 full Starburns Audio We couldn't let the decade end without touching on the hilarious, explicitly 2019 mishap when everyone thought Billy Dee Williams was gender fluid for like 5 minutes. Then, comedian Nori Reed takes you on several journeys into the worlds of art galleries, being transgender on Grindr, and -- trigger warning to our Bay Area listeners -- San Francisco vs. Oakland! And finally, Brent, Eliot and H. Alan try to figure out why there are so few, if ANY, gay male athletes in the MLB, NBA, and NFL because WE TALKED ABOUT SPORTS!!! Batter up or whatever! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices We couldn't let the decade end without touching on the hilarious, explicitly 2019 mishap when everyone thought Billy Dee Williams was gender fluid for like 5 minutes. Then, comedian Nori Reed takes you on several journeys into the worlds of art galleries, being transgender on Grindr, and -- trigger warning to our Bay Area listeners -- San Francisco vs. Oakland! And finally, Brent, Eliot and H. Alan try to figure out why there are so few, if ANY, gay male athletes in the MLB, NBA, and NFL because WE TALKED ABOUT SPORTS!!! Batter up or whatever!


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]]> 3305 Todd Masterson Now that Chik Fil-a is, like, "okay" with gays or whatever, is it time to reconsider the fast food chain? Then, comedian Todd Masterson of @gayfatfriend joins Brent, Eliot and H. Alan to talk about his brilliantly funny ability to satirize Instagays by simply inserting himself into their pictures and videos. And finally, the guys discuss straight male crushes -- Jason Biggs FTW -- and the myth of what it's like to hook up with a guy who doesn't identify as being queer. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 19 Dec 2019 15:19:49 -0000 full Starburns Audio Now that Chik Fil-a is, like, "okay" with gays or whatever, is it time to reconsider the fast food chain? Then, comedian Todd Masterson of @gayfatfriend joins Brent, Eliot and H. Alan to talk about his brilliantly funny ability to satirize Instagays by simply inserting himself into their pictures and videos. And finally, the guys discuss straight male crushes -- Jason Biggs FTW -- and the myth of what it's like to hook up with a guy who doesn't identify as being queer. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Now that Chik Fil-a is, like, "okay" with gays or whatever, is it time to reconsider the fast food chain? Then, comedian Todd Masterson of @gayfatfriend joins Brent, Eliot and H. Alan to talk about his brilliantly funny ability to satirize Instagays by simply inserting himself into their pictures and videos. And finally, the guys discuss straight male crushes -- Jason Biggs FTW -- and the myth of what it's like to hook up with a guy who doesn't identify as being queer.



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]]> 2942 Ify Nwadiwe Students at a California Catholic high school recently staged a walkout in support of a student systematically separated from her girlfriend BY THE FACULTY. What would Jesus do?! Then, Ify Nwadiwe joins the guys to talk about life on Twitch, gaymer culture, and his early days of comparing dick size (but exclusively over the phone). And Brent, Eliot and H. Alan reflect on a new book by Robyn Crawford, the longtime secret girlfriend of Whitney Houston. Incidentally, do YOU know who Meshell Ndegeocello is? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 12 Dec 2019 08:00:00 -0000 full Starburns Audio Students at a California Catholic high school recently staged a walkout in support of a student systematically separated from her girlfriend BY THE FACULTY. What would Jesus do?! Then, Ify Nwadiwe joins the guys to talk about life on Twitch, gaymer culture, and his early days of comparing dick size (but exclusively over the phone). And Brent, Eliot and H. Alan reflect on a new book by Robyn Crawford, the longtime secret girlfriend of Whitney Houston. Incidentally, do YOU know who Meshell Ndegeocello is? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Students at a California Catholic high school recently staged a walkout in support of a student systematically separated from her girlfriend BY THE FACULTY. What would Jesus do?! Then, Ify Nwadiwe joins the guys to talk about life on Twitch, gaymer culture, and his early days of comparing dick size (but exclusively over the phone). And Brent, Eliot and H. Alan reflect on a new book by Robyn Crawford, the longtime secret girlfriend of Whitney Houston. Incidentally, do YOU know who Meshell Ndegeocello is?


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]]> 2682 Will Miles and Giulia Rozzi In a new poll, Americans were asked if they're ready for a gay president, and the answer ...will probably not surprise you. You should still listen, though. Comedians (and husband and wife) Will Miles and Giulia Rozzi of the podcast Hopefully We Don't Break Up talk about their long, winding road to marriage, including weird sex parties, quesadillas, and the dangers of watching HBO's Real Sex. And finally, would you fuck Burt Reynolds? What about Shawn Mendes? JFK in his prime? Nick Nolte then? Bruce Willis now? When it comes to mainstream "heartthrobs," who are the ones that Brent, Eliot and H. Alan consider wildly overrated? And if you agree with H. Alan about Idris Elba, Eliot and Brent think you're crazy. Don't @ us. Actually, DEFINITELY @ us! We want to hear from you! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 05 Dec 2019 08:00:00 -0000 full Starburns Audio In a new poll, Americans were asked if they're ready for a gay president, and the answer ...will probably not surprise you. You should still listen, though. Comedians (and husband and wife) Will Miles and Giulia Rozzi of the podcast Hopefully We Don't Break Up talk about their long, winding road to marriage, including weird sex parties, quesadillas, and the dangers of watching HBO's Real Sex. And finally, would you fuck Burt Reynolds? What about Shawn Mendes? JFK in his prime? Nick Nolte then? Bruce Willis now? When it comes to mainstream "heartthrobs," who are the ones that Brent, Eliot and H. Alan consider wildly overrated? And if you agree with H. Alan about Idris Elba, Eliot and Brent think you're crazy. Don't @ us. Actually, DEFINITELY @ us! We want to hear from you! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices In a new poll, Americans were asked if they're ready for a gay president, and the answer ...will probably not surprise you. You should still listen, though. Comedians (and husband and wife) Will Miles and Giulia Rozzi of the podcast Hopefully We Don't Break Up talk about their long, winding road to marriage, including weird sex parties, quesadillas, and the dangers of watching HBO's Real Sex. And finally, would you fuck Burt Reynolds? What about Shawn Mendes? JFK in his prime? Nick Nolte then? Bruce Willis now? When it comes to mainstream "heartthrobs," who are the ones that Brent, Eliot and H. Alan consider wildly overrated? And if you agree with H. Alan about Idris Elba, Eliot and Brent think you're crazy. Don't @ us. Actually, DEFINITELY @ us! We want to hear from you!

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]]> 2995 Max Emerson In a Bush-era throwback, VP Mike "Daddy" Pence is celebrating the Trump administration's "faith-based" move to make it harder for LGBTQ people to adopt children. Um, OK BOOMER. Then, in a wildly unlikely booking, this week's guest is professional Instagay Max Emerson, better known as @maxisms. Yes, THAT Max Emerson, the subject of this podcast's ire on more than one occasion. Brent, Eliot and H. Alan try to figure out the economics of thirsty pics, branding, and "activism" according to Max and it's a journey, y'all! And finally, when it comes to kinks, what do the guys find impossible to resist? Gapped teeth? Weird belly buttons? PISS PORN? Let's REALLY get to know each other, shall we? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 21 Nov 2019 08:00:00 -0000 full Starburns Audio In a Bush-era throwback, VP Mike "Daddy" Pence is celebrating the Trump administration's "faith-based" move to make it harder for LGBTQ people to adopt children. Um, OK BOOMER. Then, in a wildly unlikely booking, this week's guest is professional Instagay Max Emerson, better known as @maxisms. Yes, THAT Max Emerson, the subject of this podcast's ire on more than one occasion. Brent, Eliot and H. Alan try to figure out the economics of thirsty pics, branding, and "activism" according to Max and it's a journey, y'all! And finally, when it comes to kinks, what do the guys find impossible to resist? Gapped teeth? Weird belly buttons? PISS PORN? Let's REALLY get to know each other, shall we? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices In a Bush-era throwback, VP Mike "Daddy" Pence is celebrating the Trump administration's "faith-based" move to make it harder for LGBTQ people to adopt children. Um, OK BOOMER. Then, in a wildly unlikely booking, this week's guest is professional Instagay Max Emerson, better known as @maxisms. Yes, THAT Max Emerson, the subject of this podcast's ire on more than one occasion. Brent, Eliot and H. Alan try to figure out the economics of thirsty pics, branding, and "activism" according to Max and it's a journey, y'all! And finally, when it comes to kinks, what do the guys find impossible to resist? Gapped teeth? Weird belly buttons? PISS PORN? Let's REALLY get to know each other, shall we?


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]]> 3286 Dave Holmes In a world seemingly filled with "corporate pride," where does Kellogg fall in combining Frosted Flakes, Froot Loops, Rice Krispies, Raisin Bran, Frosted Mini-Wheats and Corn Flakes into one megamix cereal meant to promote inclusivity? The guys are then joined by author, podcaster and iconic MTV VJ Dave Holmes to talk about boyhood crushes, life at the MTV Beach House and the elusive Simon Rex sex tape. And after a Charli XCX fan managed to get her to sign his douche kit, Brent, Eliot and H. Alan have ask a pressing question: WHY? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 14 Nov 2019 18:49:30 -0000 full Starburns Audio In a world seemingly filled with "corporate pride," where does Kellogg fall in combining Frosted Flakes, Froot Loops, Rice Krispies, Raisin Bran, Frosted Mini-Wheats and Corn Flakes into one megamix cereal meant to promote inclusivity? The guys are then joined by author, podcaster and iconic MTV VJ Dave Holmes to talk about boyhood crushes, life at the MTV Beach House and the elusive Simon Rex sex tape. And after a Charli XCX fan managed to get her to sign his douche kit, Brent, Eliot and H. Alan have ask a pressing question: WHY? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices In a world seemingly filled with "corporate pride," where does Kellogg fall in combining Frosted Flakes, Froot Loops, Rice Krispies, Raisin Bran, Frosted Mini-Wheats and Corn Flakes into one megamix cereal meant to promote inclusivity? The guys are then joined by author, podcaster and iconic MTV VJ Dave Holmes to talk about boyhood crushes, life at the MTV Beach House and the elusive Simon Rex sex tape. And after a Charli XCX fan managed to get her to sign his douche kit, Brent, Eliot and H. Alan have ask a pressing question: WHY?

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]]> 3068 Emily Faye & Paige Weldon First, the guys discuss a recent study revealing that drivers for ride sharing apps are way more likely to cancel on a passenger if a rainbow emoji appears in their profile. And don't worry, they're also racist! Then, Paige Weldon and Emily Faye, hosts of the podcast Mall Talk, join Brent, Eliot and H. Alan to talk all things mall-related. And the guys have SO many questions. Why is Lolli & Pops so stingy with their samples? Who decides what to sell at Spencer's Gifts? What the fuck is COTTON ON? And finally, when it comes to the things that make them squirm, find out who passes out during a blood pressure test, an eye exam, or merely at the thought of the word "tissue." Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 07 Nov 2019 08:00:00 -0000 full 72 Starburns Audio First, the guys discuss a recent study revealing that drivers for ride sharing apps are way more likely to cancel on a passenger if a rainbow emoji appears in their profile. And don't worry, they're also racist! Then, Paige Weldon and Emily Faye, hosts of the podcast Mall Talk, join Brent, Eliot and H. Alan to talk all things mall-related. And the guys have SO many questions. Why is Lolli & Pops so stingy with their samples? Who decides what to sell at Spencer's Gifts? What the fuck is COTTON ON? And finally, when it comes to the things that make them squirm, find out who passes out during a blood pressure test, an eye exam, or merely at the thought of the word "tissue." Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices First, the guys discuss a recent study revealing that drivers for ride sharing apps are way more likely to cancel on a passenger if a rainbow emoji appears in their profile. And don't worry, they're also racist! Then, Paige Weldon and Emily Faye, hosts of the podcast Mall Talk, join Brent, Eliot and H. Alan to talk all things mall-related. And the guys have SO many questions. Why is Lolli & Pops so stingy with their samples? Who decides what to sell at Spencer's Gifts? What the fuck is COTTON ON? And finally, when it comes to the things that make them squirm, find out who passes out during a blood pressure test, an eye exam, or merely at the thought of the word "tissue."

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]]> 3344 Joselyn Hughes After Pope Francis met with "LGBTQ-affirming priest" Father James Martin, are Catholics less likely to be weird around gays? Then, comedian, writer, and crafting kween Joselyn Hughes joins Brent, Eliot and H. Alan to talk about intuition, spirituality, and THE SPOOKIEST RELATIONSHIP STORY YOU'LL EVER HEAR, GUARANTEED! There's even a Chelsea Handler cameo! And finally, when it comes to irrational fears, the guys talk about the things that haunt them most. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 31 Oct 2019 14:17:28 -0000 full 76 Starburns Audio After Pope Francis met with "LGBTQ-affirming priest" Father James Martin, are Catholics less likely to be weird around gays? Then, comedian, writer, and crafting kween Joselyn Hughes joins Brent, Eliot and H. Alan to talk about intuition, spirituality, and THE SPOOKIEST RELATIONSHIP STORY YOU'LL EVER HEAR, GUARANTEED! There's even a Chelsea Handler cameo! And finally, when it comes to irrational fears, the guys talk about the things that haunt them most. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices After Pope Francis met with "LGBTQ-affirming priest" Father James Martin, are Catholics less likely to be weird around gays? Then, comedian, writer, and crafting kween Joselyn Hughes joins Brent, Eliot and H. Alan to talk about intuition, spirituality, and THE SPOOKIEST RELATIONSHIP STORY YOU'LL EVER HEAR, GUARANTEED! There's even a Chelsea Handler cameo! And finally, when it comes to irrational fears, the guys talk about the things that haunt them most.

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]]> 3493 Ian Harvie So Ellen <3's George W. Bush, but the guys aren't so quick to go in for that group hug. Then, pioneering comedian Ian Harvie talks to Brent, Eliot and H. Alan about what it was like to be openly trans onstage in the early 2000's...versus now, when people literally just grab his junk after shows. And enjoy the new segment LGBTQ&A where the guys answer your burning questions about all things queer. And, luckily, all their answers are 100% correct every single time! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 24 Oct 2019 08:34:20 -0000 full 75 Starburns Audio So Ellen <3's George W. Bush, but the guys aren't so quick to go in for that group hug. Then, pioneering comedian Ian Harvie talks to Brent, Eliot and H. Alan about what it was like to be openly trans onstage in the early 2000's...versus now, when people literally just grab his junk after shows. And enjoy the new segment LGBTQ&A where the guys answer your burning questions about all things queer. And, luckily, all their answers are 100% correct every single time! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices So Ellen <3's George W. Bush, but the guys aren't so quick to go in for that group hug. Then, pioneering comedian Ian Harvie talks to Brent, Eliot and H. Alan about what it was like to be openly trans onstage in the early 2000's...versus now, when people literally just grab his junk after shows. And enjoy the new segment LGBTQ&A where the guys answer your burning questions about all things queer. And, luckily, all their answers are 100% correct every single time!

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]]> 3590 Travis Irvine First things first, the guys download the LGBTQ Town Hall, including whether or not Elizabeth Warren's stand-up routine was genuinely splintering (or not). And in keeping with the political vibe, Brent, Eliot and H. Alan welcome libertarian 2018 Ohio gubernatorial candidate (and comedian/pothead) Travis Irvine. Then, Brent asks the age old question "Did I get stood up?" Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 17 Oct 2019 14:12:31 -0000 full Starburns Audio First things first, the guys download the LGBTQ Town Hall, including whether or not Elizabeth Warren's stand-up routine was genuinely splintering (or not). And in keeping with the political vibe, Brent, Eliot and H. Alan welcome libertarian 2018 Ohio gubernatorial candidate (and comedian/pothead) Travis Irvine. Then, Brent asks the age old question "Did I get stood up?" Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices First things first, the guys download the LGBTQ Town Hall, including whether or not Elizabeth Warren's stand-up routine was genuinely splintering (or not). And in keeping with the political vibe, Brent, Eliot and H. Alan welcome libertarian 2018 Ohio gubernatorial candidate (and comedian/pothead) Travis Irvine. Then, Brent asks the age old question "Did I get stood up?"

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]]> 3825 Jon Gabrus Just before leaving office, Republican Wisconsin congressman, Real World: Boston alum, and father of NINE Sean Duffy had his drop the mic moment by introducing a bill that would make it illegal to abort a gay fetus. Unpack THAT one. Then, High & Mighty host Jon Gabrus joins Brent, Eliot and H. Alan to talk about deep likes, homoerotic hazing, and why liking movies makes you gay on Long Island, even if you're not gay. And is "coming out" still necessary? Queer Eye's Karamo doesn't think so. And you know who LOVES Karamo? H. Alan Scott. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 10 Oct 2019 07:00:00 -0000 full Starburns Audio Just before leaving office, Republican Wisconsin congressman, Real World: Boston alum, and father of NINE Sean Duffy had his drop the mic moment by introducing a bill that would make it illegal to abort a gay fetus. Unpack THAT one. Then, High & Mighty host Jon Gabrus joins Brent, Eliot and H. Alan to talk about deep likes, homoerotic hazing, and why liking movies makes you gay on Long Island, even if you're not gay. And is "coming out" still necessary? Queer Eye's Karamo doesn't think so. And you know who LOVES Karamo? H. Alan Scott. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Just before leaving office, Republican Wisconsin congressman, Real World: Boston alum, and father of NINE Sean Duffy had his drop the mic moment by introducing a bill that would make it illegal to abort a gay fetus. Unpack THAT one. Then, High & Mighty host Jon Gabrus joins Brent, Eliot and H. Alan to talk about deep likes, homoerotic hazing, and why liking movies makes you gay on Long Island, even if you're not gay. And is "coming out" still necessary? Queer Eye's Karamo doesn't think so. And you know who LOVES Karamo? H. Alan Scott.

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]]> 2977 Ilana Glazer Brent, Eliot and H. Alan break down why Corey Johnson, an openly gay Speaker of the New York City Council, has proposed a reversal on the ban of conversion therapy. Then, Broad City star (and Eliot's younger sister) Ilana Glazer joins the guys to talk about the art negging, what makes Trump a "faygeleh," and Brent's ongoing battle with chronic diarrhea. Also, just HOW hot is Eliot and Ilana's dad? And finally, when it comes to childhood cartoons, which ones had the most gay appeal, and what the FUCK was Zoobilee Zoo???  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 03 Oct 2019 07:00:00 -0000 full Starburns Audio Brent, Eliot and H. Alan break down why Corey Johnson, an openly gay Speaker of the New York City Council, has proposed a reversal on the ban of conversion therapy. Then, Broad City star (and Eliot's younger sister) Ilana Glazer joins the guys to talk about the art negging, what makes Trump a "faygeleh," and Brent's ongoing battle with chronic diarrhea. Also, just HOW hot is Eliot and Ilana's dad? And finally, when it comes to childhood cartoons, which ones had the most gay appeal, and what the FUCK was Zoobilee Zoo???  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Brent, Eliot and H. Alan break down why Corey Johnson, an openly gay Speaker of the New York City Council, has proposed a reversal on the ban of conversion therapy. Then, Broad City star (and Eliot's younger sister) Ilana Glazer joins the guys to talk about the art negging, what makes Trump a "faygeleh," and Brent's ongoing battle with chronic diarrhea. Also, just HOW hot is Eliot and Ilana's dad? And finally, when it comes to childhood cartoons, which ones had the most gay appeal, and what the FUCK was Zoobilee Zoo??? 

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]]> 3653 Lane Moore Jennifer Natalya Pritzker is an American investor, philanthropist, veteran, and billionaire. She's also a registered Republican and Trump voter. But it's as a transgender woman where Jennifer is  -- gasp! -- SHOCKED by Trump's treatment of the queer community, SPECIFICALLY trans folks, who he has repeatedly tried to have banned from the military. The guys explore the moral switcheroo by Republicans whose own personal relationship to queerdom suddenly injects them with a dose of empathy. Then, Lane Moore, comedian and author of How To Be Alone, joins Brent, Eliot and H. Alan to talc about the joys of solitude, the quiet desperation of Tinder, and whether or not Lane dries her tears with her dog's ears (as Brent did). And finally, the guys explore the trope of Instagays wearing cheap wigs and bikinis poolside in Fire Island or Palm Springs, and whether it's a genuinely a safe space for self-expression among friends...or just a different way to post a thirst trap. You know the old saying: if Max Emerson wears a wig in the woods, but he doesn't get any service, DID IT EVEN HAPPEN? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 26 Sep 2019 07:00:00 -0000 full Starburns Audio Jennifer Natalya Pritzker is an American investor, philanthropist, veteran, and billionaire. She's also a registered Republican and Trump voter. But it's as a transgender woman where Jennifer is  -- gasp! -- SHOCKED by Trump's treatment of the queer community, SPECIFICALLY trans folks, who he has repeatedly tried to have banned from the military. The guys explore the moral switcheroo by Republicans whose own personal relationship to queerdom suddenly injects them with a dose of empathy. Then, Lane Moore, comedian and author of How To Be Alone, joins Brent, Eliot and H. Alan to talc about the joys of solitude, the quiet desperation of Tinder, and whether or not Lane dries her tears with her dog's ears (as Brent did). And finally, the guys explore the trope of Instagays wearing cheap wigs and bikinis poolside in Fire Island or Palm Springs, and whether it's a genuinely a safe space for self-expression among friends...or just a different way to post a thirst trap. You know the old saying: if Max Emerson wears a wig in the woods, but he doesn't get any service, DID IT EVEN HAPPEN? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Jennifer Natalya Pritzker is an American investor, philanthropist, veteran, and billionaire. She's also a registered Republican and Trump voter. But it's as a transgender woman where Jennifer is  -- gasp! -- SHOCKED by Trump's treatment of the queer community, SPECIFICALLY trans folks, who he has repeatedly tried to have banned from the military. The guys explore the moral switcheroo by Republicans whose own personal relationship to queerdom suddenly injects them with a dose of empathy. Then, Lane Moore, comedian and author of How To Be Alone, joins Brent, Eliot and H. Alan to talc about the joys of solitude, the quiet desperation of Tinder, and whether or not Lane dries her tears with her dog's ears (as Brent did). And finally, the guys explore the trope of Instagays wearing cheap wigs and bikinis poolside in Fire Island or Palm Springs, and whether it's a genuinely a safe space for self-expression among friends...or just a different way to post a thirst trap. You know the old saying: if Max Emerson wears a wig in the woods, but he doesn't get any service, DID IT EVEN HAPPEN?

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]]> 2901 Greta Titelman So do the guys FINALLY like Taylor Swift, now that she's actually pushing the Equality Act on the White House? And can you believe Brent doesn't know who Lizzo is? Then, Greta Titelman of Los Espookys and the podcast The Worst joins Brent, Eliot and H. Alan to verify if gays in DC are as bad as the straight ones. And the guys talk about their tattoos, piercings and body mod, but only ONE of the hosts got a tasteful hoop pierced to his taint...or is it his "choad?" Grundle? Undercarriage? Let us know! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 19 Sep 2019 07:00:00 -0000 full Starburns Audio So do the guys FINALLY like Taylor Swift, now that she's actually pushing the Equality Act on the White House? And can you believe Brent doesn't know who Lizzo is? Then, Greta Titelman of Los Espookys and the podcast The Worst joins Brent, Eliot and H. Alan to verify if gays in DC are as bad as the straight ones. And the guys talk about their tattoos, piercings and body mod, but only ONE of the hosts got a tasteful hoop pierced to his taint...or is it his "choad?" Grundle? Undercarriage? Let us know! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices So do the guys FINALLY like Taylor Swift, now that she's actually pushing the Equality Act on the White House? And can you believe Brent doesn't know who Lizzo is? Then, Greta Titelman of Los Espookys and the podcast The Worst joins Brent, Eliot and H. Alan to verify if gays in DC are as bad as the straight ones. And the guys talk about their tattoos, piercings and body mod, but only ONE of the hosts got a tasteful hoop pierced to his taint...or is it his "choad?" Grundle? Undercarriage? Let us know!

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]]> 3131 Kalen Allen Once again, Kevin Hart has managed to piss off the LGBTQ community by asking Lil Nas X why it was so important that he tell the world he was gay. ...Sigh. Then, Ellen Show correspondent Kalen Allen talks to Brent, Eliot and H. Alan about therapy, picky eating, and that one time he created, produced and starred in an epic, one-man, full drag tribute to Beyoncé THAT SHE REPOSTED ON FACEBOOK!!! Finally, noted hypochondriac Brent regales the guys with his recent (and very first ever) trip to a SEX CLUB. Eliot's favorite part? All of it. H. Alan's favorite part? Brent took the bus there. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 12 Sep 2019 07:00:00 -0000 full Starburns Audio Once again, Kevin Hart has managed to piss off the LGBTQ community by asking Lil Nas X why it was so important that he tell the world he was gay. ...Sigh. Then, Ellen Show correspondent Kalen Allen talks to Brent, Eliot and H. Alan about therapy, picky eating, and that one time he created, produced and starred in an epic, one-man, full drag tribute to Beyoncé THAT SHE REPOSTED ON FACEBOOK!!! Finally, noted hypochondriac Brent regales the guys with his recent (and very first ever) trip to a SEX CLUB. Eliot's favorite part? All of it. H. Alan's favorite part? Brent took the bus there. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Once again, Kevin Hart has managed to piss off the LGBTQ community by asking Lil Nas X why it was so important that he tell the world he was gay. ...Sigh. Then, Ellen Show correspondent Kalen Allen talks to Brent, Eliot and H. Alan about therapy, picky eating, and that one time he created, produced and starred in an epic, one-man, full drag tribute to Beyoncé THAT SHE REPOSTED ON FACEBOOK!!! Finally, noted hypochondriac Brent regales the guys with his recent (and very first ever) trip to a SEX CLUB. Eliot's favorite part? All of it. H. Alan's favorite part? Brent took the bus there.

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]]> 3339 Jade Catta-Preta After the head of a chapter of the Log Cabin Republican throws in the towel thanks to Trump, we ask: what could POSSIBLY be left to keep gay Republicans in line? Then, comedian Jade Catta-Preta joins the guys to talk about puppy love, pansexual dating gripes, and becoming BFF's with Countess Luann, which includes the time she saw Ramona at a Lupe Fiasco concert. And Brent, Eliot and H. Alan consider whether being gay influences their fashion choices, which brings up the ultimate litmus test: do you or have you ever worn boxer shorts? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 05 Sep 2019 07:00:00 -0000 full Starburns Audio After the head of a chapter of the Log Cabin Republican throws in the towel thanks to Trump, we ask: what could POSSIBLY be left to keep gay Republicans in line? Then, comedian Jade Catta-Preta joins the guys to talk about puppy love, pansexual dating gripes, and becoming BFF's with Countess Luann, which includes the time she saw Ramona at a Lupe Fiasco concert. And Brent, Eliot and H. Alan consider whether being gay influences their fashion choices, which brings up the ultimate litmus test: do you or have you ever worn boxer shorts? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices After the head of a chapter of the Log Cabin Republican throws in the towel thanks to Trump, we ask: what could POSSIBLY be left to keep gay Republicans in line? Then, comedian Jade Catta-Preta joins the guys to talk about puppy love, pansexual dating gripes, and becoming BFF's with Countess Luann, which includes the time she saw Ramona at a Lupe Fiasco concert. And Brent, Eliot and H. Alan consider whether being gay influences their fashion choices, which brings up the ultimate litmus test: do you or have you ever worn boxer shorts?

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]]> 3273 yes Guy Branum With police using entrapment on gay dudes having sex in a public park in Washington DC, at what point does a "raid" start to feel like something more insidious? Then, Guy Branum -- comedian, writer and all-around shining beacon of light, hope and wisdom -- joins the guys to talk about the issues: hypocrisy in politics, Karamo Brown normalizing Sean Spicer, and what is and isn't defined as GOOD wedding cake. And finally, when it comes to self care, find out what Brent, Eliot and H. Alan do to find inner peace. But don't be surprised when The Golden Girls comes up more than once. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 29 Aug 2019 15:46:00 -0000 full Starburns Audio With police using entrapment on gay dudes having sex in a public park in Washington DC, at what point does a "raid" start to feel like something more insidious? Then, Guy Branum -- comedian, writer and all-around shining beacon of light, hope and wisdom -- joins the guys to talk about the issues: hypocrisy in politics, Karamo Brown normalizing Sean Spicer, and what is and isn't defined as GOOD wedding cake. And finally, when it comes to self care, find out what Brent, Eliot and H. Alan do to find inner peace. But don't be surprised when The Golden Girls comes up more than once. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices With police using entrapment on gay dudes having sex in a public park in Washington DC, at what point does a "raid" start to feel like something more insidious? Then, Guy Branum -- comedian, writer and all-around shining beacon of light, hope and wisdom -- joins the guys to talk about the issues: hypocrisy in politics, Karamo Brown normalizing Sean Spicer, and what is and isn't defined as GOOD wedding cake. And finally, when it comes to self care, find out what Brent, Eliot and H. Alan do to find inner peace. But don't be surprised when The Golden Girls comes up more than once.

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]]> 3414 yes Andrew Ti Tinder will now warn you before entering a country where being queer could land you in jail (or worse), which is both *wildly* innovative and *deeply* depressing! Long-running YO IS THIS RACIST podcast host Andrew Ti joins the guys to talk about cancel culture, armchair activism, and why we can't stop policing ourselves to death. And when it comes to Instagram, just how much have Brent, Eliot and H. Alan used it for hookups and dating or, as Brent insists, Eliot trying to get someone to "eat his fanny"? Plus, what does Brent REALLY mean when he says, "Put it in your disgusting face and eat it"? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 22 Aug 2019 07:00:00 -0000 full Starburns Audio Tinder will now warn you before entering a country where being queer could land you in jail (or worse), which is both *wildly* innovative and *deeply* depressing! Long-running YO IS THIS RACIST podcast host Andrew Ti joins the guys to talk about cancel culture, armchair activism, and why we can't stop policing ourselves to death. And when it comes to Instagram, just how much have Brent, Eliot and H. Alan used it for hookups and dating or, as Brent insists, Eliot trying to get someone to "eat his fanny"? Plus, what does Brent REALLY mean when he says, "Put it in your disgusting face and eat it"? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Tinder will now warn you before entering a country where being queer could land you in jail (or worse), which is both *wildly* innovative and *deeply* depressing! Long-running YO IS THIS RACIST podcast host Andrew Ti joins the guys to talk about cancel culture, armchair activism, and why we can't stop policing ourselves to death. And when it comes to Instagram, just how much have Brent, Eliot and H. Alan used it for hookups and dating or, as Brent insists, Eliot trying to get someone to "eat his fanny"? Plus, what does Brent REALLY mean when he says, "Put it in your disgusting face and eat it"?

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]]> 3459 Paula Pell Jafar. Ursula. Scar. What do they all have in common? They're GAY...or are they? Then, Wine Country star and longtime SNL writer Paula "Nana Homo" Pell shares stories of dating in your fifties, strolling down Penis Avenue, and going into "Code Lez" around rescue dogs. And finally, hear Mabel Braun's formal pitch to Eliot to be the spokesman for Dizkreet Wipez, a brand of "urban baby wipes." ...It'll make sense when you hear it. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 15 Aug 2019 07:00:00 -0000 full Starburns Audio Jafar. Ursula. Scar. What do they all have in common? They're GAY...or are they? Then, Wine Country star and longtime SNL writer Paula "Nana Homo" Pell shares stories of dating in your fifties, strolling down Penis Avenue, and going into "Code Lez" around rescue dogs. And finally, hear Mabel Braun's formal pitch to Eliot to be the spokesman for Dizkreet Wipez, a brand of "urban baby wipes." ...It'll make sense when you hear it. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Jafar. Ursula. Scar. What do they all have in common? They're GAY...or are they? Then, Wine Country star and longtime SNL writer Paula "Nana Homo" Pell shares stories of dating in your fifties, strolling down Penis Avenue, and going into "Code Lez" around rescue dogs. And finally, hear Mabel Braun's formal pitch to Eliot to be the spokesman for Dizkreet Wipez, a brand of "urban baby wipes." ...It'll make sense when you hear it.

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]]> 3412 Billie Lee Republican lawmakers are pushing Amazon to reissue books on gay conversion therapy. As H. Alan's license plate reads: UGH WHY??? Then, outspoken trans activist and Vanderpump Rules' Billie Lee gives Brent, Eliot and H. Alan a "reality" check (see what we did there?). And to Queer Eye's Antoni Poworski, it's official: you're making it worse. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 08 Aug 2019 07:00:00 -0000 full Starburns Audio Republican lawmakers are pushing Amazon to reissue books on gay conversion therapy. As H. Alan's license plate reads: UGH WHY??? Then, outspoken trans activist and Vanderpump Rules' Billie Lee gives Brent, Eliot and H. Alan a "reality" check (see what we did there?). And to Queer Eye's Antoni Poworski, it's official: you're making it worse. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Republican lawmakers are pushing Amazon to reissue books on gay conversion therapy. As H. Alan's license plate reads: UGH WHY??? Then, outspoken trans activist and Vanderpump Rules' Billie Lee gives Brent, Eliot and H. Alan a "reality" check (see what we did there?). And to Queer Eye's Antoni Poworski, it's official: you're making it worse.

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]]> 2677 Dewayne Perkins Is there a chance in hell that Brent's favorite homophobe, Westboro Baptist Church founder Fred Phelps, warmed up to the gays before his death? Then, comic Dewayne Perkins chats with Brent, Eliot and H. Alan about being the smartest kid at school, the only gay cast member on MTV's Wild 'n Out, and one of the writers behind Michelle Wolf's infamous 2018 White House Correspondents Dinner speech. And Eliot asks Brent and Alan if being the only guy in a group of friends to NOT attend an underwear party makes him the voice of reason or a total prude. Also, Brent shares the results after recently re-taking the SAT's...by choice! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 01 Aug 2019 07:00:00 -0000 full Starburns Audio Is there a chance in hell that Brent's favorite homophobe, Westboro Baptist Church founder Fred Phelps, warmed up to the gays before his death? Then, comic Dewayne Perkins chats with Brent, Eliot and H. Alan about being the smartest kid at school, the only gay cast member on MTV's Wild 'n Out, and one of the writers behind Michelle Wolf's infamous 2018 White House Correspondents Dinner speech. And Eliot asks Brent and Alan if being the only guy in a group of friends to NOT attend an underwear party makes him the voice of reason or a total prude. Also, Brent shares the results after recently re-taking the SAT's...by choice! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Is there a chance in hell that Brent's favorite homophobe, Westboro Baptist Church founder Fred Phelps, warmed up to the gays before his death? Then, comic Dewayne Perkins chats with Brent, Eliot and H. Alan about being the smartest kid at school, the only gay cast member on MTV's Wild 'n Out, and one of the writers behind Michelle Wolf's infamous 2018 White House Correspondents Dinner speech. And Eliot asks Brent and Alan if being the only guy in a group of friends to NOT attend an underwear party makes him the voice of reason or a total prude. Also, Brent shares the results after recently re-taking the SAT's...by choice!

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]]> 3271 Fortune Feimster The guys "kick off" the episode congratulating the National Women's Soccer League, a team of international champions made up of many queer women, including America's sweetheart-slash-lightning rod Megan Rapinoe. Then, comedian, actress, and human ray of sunshine Fortune Feimster joins Brent, Eliot and H. Alan to talk about coming out late, the joys of heavy petting, and the everlasting power of The L Word. And finally, when it comes to gay tourism, which cities show up on the guys' wish lists, and WILL THERE BE ICE CREAM? Asking for a friend... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 25 Jul 2019 17:12:56 -0000 full Starburns Audio The guys "kick off" the episode congratulating the National Women's Soccer League, a team of international champions made up of many queer women, including America's sweetheart-slash-lightning rod Megan Rapinoe. Then, comedian, actress, and human ray of sunshine Fortune Feimster joins Brent, Eliot and H. Alan to talk about coming out late, the joys of heavy petting, and the everlasting power of The L Word. And finally, when it comes to gay tourism, which cities show up on the guys' wish lists, and WILL THERE BE ICE CREAM? Asking for a friend... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices The guys "kick off" the episode congratulating the National Women's Soccer League, a team of international champions made up of many queer women, including America's sweetheart-slash-lightning rod Megan Rapinoe. Then, comedian, actress, and human ray of sunshine Fortune Feimster joins Brent, Eliot and H. Alan to talk about coming out late, the joys of heavy petting, and the everlasting power of The L Word. And finally, when it comes to gay tourism, which cities show up on the guys' wish lists, and WILL THERE BE ICE CREAM? Asking for a friend...

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]]> 3269 Ed Droste Is it cute when two guys fall in love through their love of chasing tornadoes? The guys discuss. Then, Ed Droste of the band Grizzly Bear joins Brent, Eliot and H. Alan to talk Bernie Bros, his LiveJournal days, and the art of using Grindr to find groupies. And when it comes to unsung queer icons, the guys pull out some curveballs, from Howard Stern to Ryan Phillipe to...Cabbage Patch Kids? Just go with it. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 18 Jul 2019 07:00:00 -0000 full Starburns Audio Is it cute when two guys fall in love through their love of chasing tornadoes? The guys discuss. Then, Ed Droste of the band Grizzly Bear joins Brent, Eliot and H. Alan to talk Bernie Bros, his LiveJournal days, and the art of using Grindr to find groupies. And when it comes to unsung queer icons, the guys pull out some curveballs, from Howard Stern to Ryan Phillipe to...Cabbage Patch Kids? Just go with it. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Is it cute when two guys fall in love through their love of chasing tornadoes? The guys discuss. Then, Ed Droste of the band Grizzly Bear joins Brent, Eliot and H. Alan to talk Bernie Bros, his LiveJournal days, and the art of using Grindr to find groupies. And when it comes to unsung queer icons, the guys pull out some curveballs, from Howard Stern to Ryan Phillipe to...Cabbage Patch Kids? Just go with it.

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]]> 2943 yes Charles Rogers and Casey Jane Ellison First, Brent, Eliot and H. Alan debate whether or not a bullied kid's parents should take matters into their own hands when the school refuses to get involved. Then, Charles Rogers and Casey Jane Ellison of the podcast The Problem dole out solutions to the guys' most pressing issues from avoiding the outdoors, how to shop sample sales, and how to handle severe road rage [with pennies vs. marbles]. And finally, Brent poses a rare bioethical question about gender identity because WE ARE SOOOOOOO SMART!  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 11 Jul 2019 07:00:00 -0000 full Starburns Audio First, Brent, Eliot and H. Alan debate whether or not a bullied kid's parents should take matters into their own hands when the school refuses to get involved. Then, Charles Rogers and Casey Jane Ellison of the podcast The Problem dole out solutions to the guys' most pressing issues from avoiding the outdoors, how to shop sample sales, and how to handle severe road rage [with pennies vs. marbles]. And finally, Brent poses a rare bioethical question about gender identity because WE ARE SOOOOOOO SMART!  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices First, Brent, Eliot and H. Alan debate whether or not a bullied kid's parents should take matters into their own hands when the school refuses to get involved. Then, Charles Rogers and Casey Jane Ellison of the podcast The Problem dole out solutions to the guys' most pressing issues from avoiding the outdoors, how to shop sample sales, and how to handle severe road rage [with pennies vs. marbles]. And finally, Brent poses a rare bioethical question about gender identity because WE ARE SOOOOOOO SMART! 

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]]> 3159 Lucas Hazlett First, the guys discuss just how the battle for abortion rights affect LGBTQ Americans. Then, American Princess actor (and self-proclaimed "Gay Black Jew") Lucas Hazlett joins Brent, Eliot and H. Alan to talk about microaggressions and the subtle art of passive aggressive racism and homophobia. And finally, is "turning up your gayness" a conscious choice? And does that include H. Alan sending unsolicited dick pics to his straight guy friends? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 04 Jul 2019 07:00:00 -0000 full Starburns Audio First, the guys discuss just how the battle for abortion rights affect LGBTQ Americans. Then, American Princess actor (and self-proclaimed "Gay Black Jew") Lucas Hazlett joins Brent, Eliot and H. Alan to talk about microaggressions and the subtle art of passive aggressive racism and homophobia. And finally, is "turning up your gayness" a conscious choice? And does that include H. Alan sending unsolicited dick pics to his straight guy friends? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices First, the guys discuss just how the battle for abortion rights affect LGBTQ Americans. Then, American Princess actor (and self-proclaimed "Gay Black Jew") Lucas Hazlett joins Brent, Eliot and H. Alan to talk about microaggressions and the subtle art of passive aggressive racism and homophobia. And finally, is "turning up your gayness" a conscious choice? And does that include H. Alan sending unsolicited dick pics to his straight guy friends?

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]]> 2975 Abbi Jacobson First, Brent, Eliot and H. Alan give their take on Drag Queen Storytelling Hour and the Fox News segment that puts a target on its studded, sparkly back. Then, Broad City's Abbi Jacobson joins to talk about her journey to queerness (or the lack thereof) and the pressure to "come out," so to speak, even when it's a late night talk show host prying that closet door open. And in light of the backlash against Taylor Swift's courting of the LGBTQ crowd with "You Need to Calm Down," the guys talk about their own personal gay anthems ...and somehow, Savage Garden shows up more than once. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 27 Jun 2019 07:00:00 -0000 full Starburns Audio First, Brent, Eliot and H. Alan give their take on Drag Queen Storytelling Hour and the Fox News segment that puts a target on its studded, sparkly back. Then, Broad City's Abbi Jacobson joins to talk about her journey to queerness (or the lack thereof) and the pressure to "come out," so to speak, even when it's a late night talk show host prying that closet door open. And in light of the backlash against Taylor Swift's courting of the LGBTQ crowd with "You Need to Calm Down," the guys talk about their own personal gay anthems ...and somehow, Savage Garden shows up more than once. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices First, Brent, Eliot and H. Alan give their take on Drag Queen Storytelling Hour and the Fox News segment that puts a target on its studded, sparkly back. Then, Broad City's Abbi Jacobson joins to talk about her journey to queerness (or the lack thereof) and the pressure to "come out," so to speak, even when it's a late night talk show host prying that closet door open. And in light of the backlash against Taylor Swift's courting of the LGBTQ crowd with "You Need to Calm Down," the guys talk about their own personal gay anthems ...and somehow, Savage Garden shows up more than once.

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]]> 3668 yes Tommy Do So Filipino president (and Trump-loving kook) Rodrigo Duterte claims he was gay until he was "cured" by getting married to a woman. ...WUT? Then #Instagay-skewering actor/comedian Tommy Do joins the guys to sniff out the dirtiest corners of Instagram. And finally, Brent asks Eliot and H. Alan to name the craziest lengths they've gone to for a date or hookup...and it's not cute. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 20 Jun 2019 07:00:00 -0000 full Starburns Audio So Filipino president (and Trump-loving kook) Rodrigo Duterte claims he was gay until he was "cured" by getting married to a woman. ...WUT? Then #Instagay-skewering actor/comedian Tommy Do joins the guys to sniff out the dirtiest corners of Instagram. And finally, Brent asks Eliot and H. Alan to name the craziest lengths they've gone to for a date or hookup...and it's not cute. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices So Filipino president (and Trump-loving kook) Rodrigo Duterte claims he was gay until he was "cured" by getting married to a woman. ...WUT? Then #Instagay-skewering actor/comedian Tommy Do joins the guys to sniff out the dirtiest corners of Instagram. And finally, Brent asks Eliot and H. Alan to name the craziest lengths they've gone to for a date or hookup...and it's not cute.

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]]> 3330 Trixie Mattel GLAAD's annual Studio Responsibility Index is out to report on LGBTQIA representation on screen. Who passed, who failed, and does representation really matter? Then, RuPaul's Drag Race gawddess Trixie Mattel joins the guys to talk about make-up for men, dabbing for dykes, and the gayest Barbie doll in Trixie's real life collection: Earring Magic Ken. And finally, happy pride month! Hear what Brent, Eliot and H. Alan have in store to celebrate. Spoiler alert: they all hate parades or what Brent calls "entertainment from the 18th century." Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 13 Jun 2019 07:00:00 -0000 full Starburns Audio GLAAD's annual Studio Responsibility Index is out to report on LGBTQIA representation on screen. Who passed, who failed, and does representation really matter? Then, RuPaul's Drag Race gawddess Trixie Mattel joins the guys to talk about make-up for men, dabbing for dykes, and the gayest Barbie doll in Trixie's real life collection: Earring Magic Ken. And finally, happy pride month! Hear what Brent, Eliot and H. Alan have in store to celebrate. Spoiler alert: they all hate parades or what Brent calls "entertainment from the 18th century." Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices GLAAD's annual Studio Responsibility Index is out to report on LGBTQIA representation on screen. Who passed, who failed, and does representation really matter? Then, RuPaul's Drag Race gawddess Trixie Mattel joins the guys to talk about make-up for men, dabbing for dykes, and the gayest Barbie doll in Trixie's real life collection: Earring Magic Ken. And finally, happy pride month! Hear what Brent, Eliot and H. Alan have in store to celebrate. Spoiler alert: they all hate parades or what Brent calls "entertainment from the 18th century."

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]]> 3843 Lizzy Cooperman War Paint, a new brand of makeup for men" leads the guys to chat about the world of cosmetics for dudes. DO YOU EVEN BLEND, BRO? Then, comedian and writer Lizzy Cooperman joins Brent, Eliot and H. Alan to talk about first date tarot readings, silent Uber rides, and the underrated horrors of being a human woman in need of medical help. And finally, when it comes to overcompensation -- a common trope for gays that happens right before coming out -- find out what lengths the guys went to to throw off the scent, like when young Alan hid his Bette Midler CD in a Led Zeppelin case. AWWW, remember the 90's? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 06 Jun 2019 07:00:00 -0000 full Starburns Audio War Paint, a new brand of makeup for men" leads the guys to chat about the world of cosmetics for dudes. DO YOU EVEN BLEND, BRO? Then, comedian and writer Lizzy Cooperman joins Brent, Eliot and H. Alan to talk about first date tarot readings, silent Uber rides, and the underrated horrors of being a human woman in need of medical help. And finally, when it comes to overcompensation -- a common trope for gays that happens right before coming out -- find out what lengths the guys went to to throw off the scent, like when young Alan hid his Bette Midler CD in a Led Zeppelin case. AWWW, remember the 90's? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices War Paint, a new brand of makeup for men" leads the guys to chat about the world of cosmetics for dudes. DO YOU EVEN BLEND, BRO? Then, comedian and writer Lizzy Cooperman joins Brent, Eliot and H. Alan to talk about first date tarot readings, silent Uber rides, and the underrated horrors of being a human woman in need of medical help. And finally, when it comes to overcompensation -- a common trope for gays that happens right before coming out -- find out what lengths the guys went to to throw off the scent, like when young Alan hid his Bette Midler CD in a Led Zeppelin case. AWWW, remember the 90's?

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]]> 3476 Ryan O'Connell If President Trump tweets about ending HIV with widespread Truvada distribution but it's all secretly an initiative for big pharma, did it ever really happen? Then, Ryan O'Connell, writer, creator and star of the Netflix show Special, joins Brent, Eliot and H. Alan to talk about why, when it comes to gay male sex onscreen, Ryan vows to never "pan to the fucking moon" (**cough** Call Me By Your Name **cough**). This naturally leads to a greater, more pressing discussion on the perils of buttsex. And in what some might describe as the most honest moment in the history of podcasts, the guys answer the ultimate question: DO YOU ACTUALLY READ BOOKS? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 30 May 2019 07:00:00 -0000 full Starburns Audio If President Trump tweets about ending HIV with widespread Truvada distribution but it's all secretly an initiative for big pharma, did it ever really happen? Then, Ryan O'Connell, writer, creator and star of the Netflix show Special, joins Brent, Eliot and H. Alan to talk about why, when it comes to gay male sex onscreen, Ryan vows to never "pan to the fucking moon" (**cough** Call Me By Your Name **cough**). This naturally leads to a greater, more pressing discussion on the perils of buttsex. And in what some might describe as the most honest moment in the history of podcasts, the guys answer the ultimate question: DO YOU ACTUALLY READ BOOKS? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices If President Trump tweets about ending HIV with widespread Truvada distribution but it's all secretly an initiative for big pharma, did it ever really happen? Then, Ryan O'Connell, writer, creator and star of the Netflix show Special, joins Brent, Eliot and H. Alan to talk about why, when it comes to gay male sex onscreen, Ryan vows to never "pan to the fucking moon" (**cough** Call Me By Your Name **cough**). This naturally leads to a greater, more pressing discussion on the perils of buttsex. And in what some might describe as the most honest moment in the history of podcasts, the guys answer the ultimate question: DO YOU ACTUALLY READ BOOKS?

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]]> 3219 Julieanne Smolinski Can gay jokes age well? Brent, Eliot and H. Alan guys ask: (Chandler voice) could Friends BE more homophobic? Then, Grace & Frankie writer -- and Twitter titan @boobsradley -- Julieanne Smolinski, mother of two tiny tots, joins the guys to talk about "mom wine" culture, soylent for babies, and why her husband is a hotter version of Charlie Day. And finally, remember Manhunt? We do! So what's worse: Manhunt THEN or Grindr NOW? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 23 May 2019 07:00:00 -0000 full Starburns Audio Can gay jokes age well? Brent, Eliot and H. Alan guys ask: (Chandler voice) could Friends BE more homophobic? Then, Grace & Frankie writer -- and Twitter titan @boobsradley -- Julieanne Smolinski, mother of two tiny tots, joins the guys to talk about "mom wine" culture, soylent for babies, and why her husband is a hotter version of Charlie Day. And finally, remember Manhunt? We do! So what's worse: Manhunt THEN or Grindr NOW? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Can gay jokes age well? Brent, Eliot and H. Alan guys ask: (Chandler voice) could Friends BE more homophobic? Then, Grace & Frankie writer -- and Twitter titan @boobsradley -- Julieanne Smolinski, mother of two tiny tots, joins the guys to talk about "mom wine" culture, soylent for babies, and why her husband is a hotter version of Charlie Day. And finally, remember Manhunt? We do! So what's worse: Manhunt THEN or Grindr NOW?

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]]> 3284 Ramin Setoodeh Is the idea of "gay death at 30" still...funny? Was it ever? Now what if it's a FUNERAL-THEMED 30th birthday party? (True story!) Then, gay journalist Ramin Setoodeh talks about the queer appeal of The View as revealed in his new expose, Ladies Who Punch: The Explosive Inside Story of The View. And Brent, Eliot and H. Alan wonder if the state of social media, specifically the sexualization of Instagram, has made Grindr...tame? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 16 May 2019 07:30:00 -0000 full Starburns Audio Is the idea of "gay death at 30" still...funny? Was it ever? Now what if it's a FUNERAL-THEMED 30th birthday party? (True story!) Then, gay journalist Ramin Setoodeh talks about the queer appeal of The View as revealed in his new expose, Ladies Who Punch: The Explosive Inside Story of The View. And Brent, Eliot and H. Alan wonder if the state of social media, specifically the sexualization of Instagram, has made Grindr...tame? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Is the idea of "gay death at 30" still...funny? Was it ever? Now what if it's a FUNERAL-THEMED 30th birthday party? (True story!) Then, gay journalist Ramin Setoodeh talks about the queer appeal of The View as revealed in his new expose, Ladies Who Punch: The Explosive Inside Story of The View. And Brent, Eliot and H. Alan wonder if the state of social media, specifically the sexualization of Instagram, has made Grindr...tame?

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]]> 3704 Brandy Barber and Lyle Friedman Did you know that, in 29 states, you can get fired for being gay? Or that you could be denied housing? It's true! Federally speaking, sexual orientation discrimination IS STILL A THING! UGH and WHY? Then, writer/actresses Brandy Barber and Lyle Friedman join Brent, Eliot and H. Alan to talk about their VERY different, respective experiences as the older sisters to gay brothers. And when it comes to getting boozed up, the guys each talk their personal drink of choice, including the type of wine that doesn't sit right on a "Jewish stomach." Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 09 May 2019 07:00:00 -0000 full Starburns Audio Did you know that, in 29 states, you can get fired for being gay? Or that you could be denied housing? It's true! Federally speaking, sexual orientation discrimination IS STILL A THING! UGH and WHY? Then, writer/actresses Brandy Barber and Lyle Friedman join Brent, Eliot and H. Alan to talk about their VERY different, respective experiences as the older sisters to gay brothers. And when it comes to getting boozed up, the guys each talk their personal drink of choice, including the type of wine that doesn't sit right on a "Jewish stomach." Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Did you know that, in 29 states, you can get fired for being gay? Or that you could be denied housing? It's true! Federally speaking, sexual orientation discrimination IS STILL A THING! UGH and WHY? Then, writer/actresses Brandy Barber and Lyle Friedman join Brent, Eliot and H. Alan to talk about their VERY different, respective experiences as the older sisters to gay brothers. And when it comes to getting boozed up, the guys each talk their personal drink of choice, including the type of wine that doesn't sit right on a "Jewish stomach."

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]]> 3663 John Polly Can toxic masculinity be gay? Inspired by Gabe's (John Cameron Mitchell) cruel mistreatment of his fat employee Annie (Aidy Bryant) on the show Shrill, the guys discuss how "toxic gay masculinity" boils down to two words: diet culture. Then, longtime RuPaul's Drag Race writer/producer/podcaster John Polly joins Brent, Eliot and H. Alan to take a deep dive into everything Drag Race. And after former Republican Illinois representative and Downton Abbey fanboy Aaron Schock is caught hooking up with another dude at Coachella, his aggressively anti-gay record forces the guys to ask if there is anyone more deserved of this very podcast's title (and yes, that includes Jussie). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 02 May 2019 17:33:11 -0000 full Starburns Audio Can toxic masculinity be gay? Inspired by Gabe's (John Cameron Mitchell) cruel mistreatment of his fat employee Annie (Aidy Bryant) on the show Shrill, the guys discuss how "toxic gay masculinity" boils down to two words: diet culture. Then, longtime RuPaul's Drag Race writer/producer/podcaster John Polly joins Brent, Eliot and H. Alan to take a deep dive into everything Drag Race. And after former Republican Illinois representative and Downton Abbey fanboy Aaron Schock is caught hooking up with another dude at Coachella, his aggressively anti-gay record forces the guys to ask if there is anyone more deserved of this very podcast's title (and yes, that includes Jussie). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Can toxic masculinity be gay? Inspired by Gabe's (John Cameron Mitchell) cruel mistreatment of his fat employee Annie (Aidy Bryant) on the show Shrill, the guys discuss how "toxic gay masculinity" boils down to two words: diet culture. Then, longtime RuPaul's Drag Race writer/producer/podcaster John Polly joins Brent, Eliot and H. Alan to take a deep dive into everything Drag Race. And after former Republican Illinois representative and Downton Abbey fanboy Aaron Schock is caught hooking up with another dude at Coachella, his aggressively anti-gay record forces the guys to ask if there is anyone more deserved of this very podcast's title (and yes, that includes Jussie).

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]]> 3327 Mo Welch Congrats to Lori Lightfoot, the first Black, lesbian mayor of Chicago and the guys' new fave. Then, Mo Welch, comedian, illustrator and author of How to Die Alone, joins Brent, Eliot and H. Alan talks about her massively popular cartoon alter ego Blair and just how much of that character was inspired by Cathy. And the guys delve into Brent's historic distrust of gay men in groups, ESPECIALLY the brunch crowd. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Fri, 26 Apr 2019 19:20:00 -0000 full Starburns Audio Congrats to Lori Lightfoot, the first Black, lesbian mayor of Chicago and the guys' new fave. Then, Mo Welch, comedian, illustrator and author of How to Die Alone, joins Brent, Eliot and H. Alan talks about her massively popular cartoon alter ego Blair and just how much of that character was inspired by Cathy. And the guys delve into Brent's historic distrust of gay men in groups, ESPECIALLY the brunch crowd. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Congrats to Lori Lightfoot, the first Black, lesbian mayor of Chicago and the guys' new fave. Then, Mo Welch, comedian, illustrator and author of How to Die Alone, joins Brent, Eliot and H. Alan talks about her massively popular cartoon alter ego Blair and just how much of that character was inspired by Cathy. And the guys delve into Brent's historic distrust of gay men in groups, ESPECIALLY the brunch crowd.

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]]> 3140 Guillermo Diaz Is America ready for its first gay president and is "Mayor Pete" Buttigieg the guy for the job? Also, ISN'T HE DREAMY? Then, actor Guillermo Diaz (of Scandal, Girls, and the Britney Spears video for "I Wanna Go") joins Brent, Eliot and H. Alan to talk about playing drag queens and thugs, getting screwed over by GLAAD, and he even shows the guys his cock ring! No, seriously! Right in the studio! And finally, from softball to bowling to dodgeball to poker, find out which gay intramural leagues your hosts have joined by choice for some reason. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 18 Apr 2019 07:00:00 -0000 Guillermo Diaz full Starburns Audio Is America ready for its first gay president and is "Mayor Pete" Buttigieg the guy for the job? Also, ISN'T HE DREAMY? Then, actor Guillermo Diaz (of Scandal, Girls, and the Britney Spears video for "I Wanna Go") joins Brent, Eliot and H. Alan to talk about playing drag queens and thugs, getting screwed over by GLAAD, and he even shows the guys his cock ring! No, seriously! Right in the studio! And finally, from softball to bowling to dodgeball to poker, find out which gay intramural leagues your hosts have joined by choice for some reason. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Is America ready for its first gay president and is "Mayor Pete" Buttigieg the guy for the job? Also, ISN'T HE DREAMY? Then, actor Guillermo Diaz (of Scandal, Girls, and the Britney Spears video for "I Wanna Go") joins Brent, Eliot and H. Alan to talk about playing drag queens and thugs, getting screwed over by GLAAD, and he even shows the guys his cock ring! No, seriously! Right in the studio! And finally, from softball to bowling to dodgeball to poker, find out which gay intramural leagues your hosts have joined by choice for some reason.

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]]> 3114 yes Kevin Allison Did Elisabeth Hasselbeck overreact when she "began to pray" after Rosie O'Donnell insinuated she was gay in a new book about their time together on The View? Then, The Statealumnus and host of the RISK! podcast, Kevin Allison, illuminates Brent, Eliot and H. Alan with his (warning!) graphic stories about life in the kink lane, from being physically branded to tickle fetishes to embracing sexual preferences in the era of #metoo. And finally, who kissed a girl and he liked it? The guys talk first loves, including Eliot's whirlwind first grade romance that he insists was, indeed, "sexual in nature." We report, YOU decide.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 11 Apr 2019 07:00:00 -0000 Kevin Allison full Starburns Audio Did Elisabeth Hasselbeck overreact when she "began to pray" after Rosie O'Donnell insinuated she was gay in a new book about their time together on The View? Then, The Statealumnus and host of the RISK! podcast, Kevin Allison, illuminates Brent, Eliot and H. Alan with his (warning!) graphic stories about life in the kink lane, from being physically branded to tickle fetishes to embracing sexual preferences in the era of #metoo. And finally, who kissed a girl and he liked it? The guys talk first loves, including Eliot's whirlwind first grade romance that he insists was, indeed, "sexual in nature." We report, YOU decide.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Did Elisabeth Hasselbeck overreact when she "began to pray" after Rosie O'Donnell insinuated she was gay in a new book about their time together on The View? Then, The Statealumnus and host of the RISK! podcast, Kevin Allison, illuminates Brent, Eliot and H. Alan with his (warning!) graphic stories about life in the kink lane, from being physically branded to tickle fetishes to embracing sexual preferences in the era of #metoo. And finally, who kissed a girl and he liked it? The guys talk first loves, including Eliot's whirlwind first grade romance that he insists was, indeed, "sexual in nature." We report, YOU decide. 

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]]> 4340 yes Emily Heller This week, the guys talk about gays being disqualified from marching in parades: homophobic gaslighting or blessing in disguise? Then, comic and Barry writer Emily Heller talks about income inequality, the male gaze, and the general consensus that men are terrible. And hear Brent, Eliot and H. Alan give their list of "deep cut" hot guys, the heartthrobs who otherwise fly under the radar, from Shawn Wayans and James Gandolfin to Kel (of "Kenan And") and Associate Justice of the Supreme Court of California Goodwin Liu. And is Jaleel White the great unifier here? Listen and find out.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 04 Apr 2019 07:00:00 -0000 Emily Heller full Starburns Audio This week, the guys talk about gays being disqualified from marching in parades: homophobic gaslighting or blessing in disguise? Then, comic and Barry writer Emily Heller talks about income inequality, the male gaze, and the general consensus that men are terrible. And hear Brent, Eliot and H. Alan give their list of "deep cut" hot guys, the heartthrobs who otherwise fly under the radar, from Shawn Wayans and James Gandolfin to Kel (of "Kenan And") and Associate Justice of the Supreme Court of California Goodwin Liu. And is Jaleel White the great unifier here? Listen and find out.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices This week, the guys talk about gays being disqualified from marching in parades: homophobic gaslighting or blessing in disguise? Then, comic and Barry writer Emily Heller talks about income inequality, the male gaze, and the general consensus that men are terrible. And hear Brent, Eliot and H. Alan give their list of "deep cut" hot guys, the heartthrobs who otherwise fly under the radar, from Shawn Wayans and James Gandolfin to Kel (of "Kenan And") and Associate Justice of the Supreme Court of California Goodwin Liu. And is Jaleel White the great unifier here? Listen and find out. 

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]]> 2995 yes Dan Black This week, the guys have a ~light chat~ about Brent's all-time favorite, number one homophobe: Fred "God Hates Fags" Phelps of the Westboro Baptist Church whose members planned to protest transgender delegate Danica Roem at the Virginia State Capitol. Then, wrestling-obsessed, heterosexual comedian Dan Black (of the podcast Comedians of Wrestling) joins Brent, Eliot and H. Alan to debate the homoeroticism of waxed, spray tanned, oiled-up grown men rolling around on the floor together. And finally, if a thirsty #Instagay like Max Emerson holds a sign over his genitals that reads "TRANS LIVES MATTER," is that activism or another depraved bid for attention to fill the void in his soul? (It's that.) Plus, a very special announcement from Brent that should make our theatergoing fans VERY happy.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 28 Mar 2019 07:00:00 -0000 Dan Black full Starburns Audio This week, the guys have a ~light chat~ about Brent's all-time favorite, number one homophobe: Fred "God Hates Fags" Phelps of the Westboro Baptist Church whose members planned to protest transgender delegate Danica Roem at the Virginia State Capitol. Then, wrestling-obsessed, heterosexual comedian Dan Black (of the podcast Comedians of Wrestling) joins Brent, Eliot and H. Alan to debate the homoeroticism of waxed, spray tanned, oiled-up grown men rolling around on the floor together. And finally, if a thirsty #Instagay like Max Emerson holds a sign over his genitals that reads "TRANS LIVES MATTER," is that activism or another depraved bid for attention to fill the void in his soul? (It's that.) Plus, a very special announcement from Brent that should make our theatergoing fans VERY happy.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices This week, the guys have a ~light chat~ about Brent's all-time favorite, number one homophobe: Fred "God Hates Fags" Phelps of the Westboro Baptist Church whose members planned to protest transgender delegate Danica Roem at the Virginia State Capitol. Then, wrestling-obsessed, heterosexual comedian Dan Black (of the podcast Comedians of Wrestling) joins Brent, Eliot and H. Alan to debate the homoeroticism of waxed, spray tanned, oiled-up grown men rolling around on the floor together. And finally, if a thirsty #Instagay like Max Emerson holds a sign over his genitals that reads "TRANS LIVES MATTER," is that activism or another depraved bid for attention to fill the void in his soul? (It's that.) Plus, a very special announcement from Brent that should make our theatergoing fans VERY happy. 

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]]> 3645 yes Sydnee Washington This week, the guys first talk about a Rider University dean who resigned in counter-protest of her school's decision to exclude a Chik Fil-A franchise on campus because of their anti-LGBT history, which she considered an assault on her Christian values LOLOL. Then, Brent, Eliot and H. Alan are joined by comedian Sydnee Washington for a wide-ranging conversation covering, among other things, breast implants, coming out on Facebook, and why Crumbs cupcakes were straight up bullshit. And finally, the guys tackle the whole Jussie Smolett thing, including exactly why H. Alan hated him before everybody else did!  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 21 Mar 2019 07:00:00 -0000 Sydnee Washington full Starburns Audio This week, the guys first talk about a Rider University dean who resigned in counter-protest of her school's decision to exclude a Chik Fil-A franchise on campus because of their anti-LGBT history, which she considered an assault on her Christian values LOLOL. Then, Brent, Eliot and H. Alan are joined by comedian Sydnee Washington for a wide-ranging conversation covering, among other things, breast implants, coming out on Facebook, and why Crumbs cupcakes were straight up bullshit. And finally, the guys tackle the whole Jussie Smolett thing, including exactly why H. Alan hated him before everybody else did!  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices This week, the guys first talk about a Rider University dean who resigned in counter-protest of her school's decision to exclude a Chik Fil-A franchise on campus because of their anti-LGBT history, which she considered an assault on her Christian values LOLOL. Then, Brent, Eliot and H. Alan are joined by comedian Sydnee Washington for a wide-ranging conversation covering, among other things, breast implants, coming out on Facebook, and why Crumbs cupcakes were straight up bullshit. And finally, the guys tackle the whole Jussie Smolett thing, including exactly why H. Alan hated him before everybody else did! 

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]]> 2918 yes Demi Adejuyigbe and Kevin Porter First, the guys talk about a Virginia teacher who sued her school district after she was told to dress "less flamboyantly" and "more feminine," which is odd considering her personal style brings to mind, as Brent suggests, the ICONIC Honey I Shrunk The Kids star Rick Moranis. Then, The Gilmore Guys co-hosts Demi Adejuyigbe and Kevin Porter tell the guys about their massively popular podcast and whether or not life in Stars Hollow had queer appeal. And finally, Brent, Eliot and H. Alan explain their "going out" routines, including who douses himself cologne, who tweezes his eyebrows, and who's thrown in the towel when it comes to deodorant.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 14 Mar 2019 07:00:00 -0000 Demi Adejuyigbe and Kevin Porter full Starburns Audio First, the guys talk about a Virginia teacher who sued her school district after she was told to dress "less flamboyantly" and "more feminine," which is odd considering her personal style brings to mind, as Brent suggests, the ICONIC Honey I Shrunk The Kids star Rick Moranis. Then, The Gilmore Guys co-hosts Demi Adejuyigbe and Kevin Porter tell the guys about their massively popular podcast and whether or not life in Stars Hollow had queer appeal. And finally, Brent, Eliot and H. Alan explain their "going out" routines, including who douses himself cologne, who tweezes his eyebrows, and who's thrown in the towel when it comes to deodorant.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices First, the guys talk about a Virginia teacher who sued her school district after she was told to dress "less flamboyantly" and "more feminine," which is odd considering her personal style brings to mind, as Brent suggests, the ICONIC Honey I Shrunk The Kids star Rick Moranis. Then, The Gilmore Guys co-hosts Demi Adejuyigbe and Kevin Porter tell the guys about their massively popular podcast and whether or not life in Stars Hollow had queer appeal. And finally, Brent, Eliot and H. Alan explain their "going out" routines, including who douses himself cologne, who tweezes his eyebrows, and who's thrown in the towel when it comes to deodorant. 

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]]> 2742 yes Bryan Safi President Donald J. Trump announced that he plans to...end...HIV? The guys are like ok...? Are you sure, Donald Trump?" Then, Bryan Safi of Throwing Shade joins Brent, Eliot and H. Alan to talk about, among other things, slow eaters, dating prisoners, and the nightmare that is group dining. And finally, the guys congratulate Andy Cohen: Gay Dad and discuss baby fever in the LGBTQ crowd. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 07 Mar 2019 08:11:51 -0000 Bryan Safi full Starburns Audio President Donald J. Trump announced that he plans to...end...HIV? The guys are like ok...? Are you sure, Donald Trump?" Then, Bryan Safi of Throwing Shade joins Brent, Eliot and H. Alan to talk about, among other things, slow eaters, dating prisoners, and the nightmare that is group dining. And finally, the guys congratulate Andy Cohen: Gay Dad and discuss baby fever in the LGBTQ crowd. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices President Donald J. Trump announced that he plans to...end...HIV? The guys are like ok...? Are you sure, Donald Trump?" Then, Bryan Safi of Throwing Shade joins Brent, Eliot and H. Alan to talk about, among other things, slow eaters, dating prisoners, and the nightmare that is group dining. And finally, the guys congratulate Andy Cohen: Gay Dad and discuss baby fever in the LGBTQ crowd.

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]]> 3301 yes Liza Treyger When The Weeknd sings about "fucking a girl straight," does that make him homophobic, arrogant or tone deaf? ("All of the above" counts.) Then, comedian Liza Treyger joins Brent, Eliot and H. Alan to talk about growing up in the former Soviet Union, going to jail in Iowa, and her dream wife, #softbutch porn star Nikki Hearts. And finally, the guys have a ~light chat~ about how body shame and dysmorphia is SO common among gay men but NO ONE seems to want to talk about it because, as Eliot says, MASCULINITY IS A PRISON? On the plus side, however, Brent knows his ass looks GOOD.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 28 Feb 2019 08:25:59 -0000 Liza Treyger full Starburns Audio When The Weeknd sings about "fucking a girl straight," does that make him homophobic, arrogant or tone deaf? ("All of the above" counts.) Then, comedian Liza Treyger joins Brent, Eliot and H. Alan to talk about growing up in the former Soviet Union, going to jail in Iowa, and her dream wife, #softbutch porn star Nikki Hearts. And finally, the guys have a ~light chat~ about how body shame and dysmorphia is SO common among gay men but NO ONE seems to want to talk about it because, as Eliot says, MASCULINITY IS A PRISON? On the plus side, however, Brent knows his ass looks GOOD.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices When The Weeknd sings about "fucking a girl straight," does that make him homophobic, arrogant or tone deaf? ("All of the above" counts.) Then, comedian Liza Treyger joins Brent, Eliot and H. Alan to talk about growing up in the former Soviet Union, going to jail in Iowa, and her dream wife, #softbutch porn star Nikki Hearts. And finally, the guys have a ~light chat~ about how body shame and dysmorphia is SO common among gay men but NO ONE seems to want to talk about it because, as Eliot says, MASCULINITY IS A PRISON? On the plus side, however, Brent knows his ass looks GOOD. 

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]]> 2972 yes Matt Rogers Is YouTube homophobic? The guys talk about recent proof that find the site's algorithm to "punish" content that uses the word "trans" in the title, thereby limiting a video's reach and the LGBTQ YouTuber's ad revenue stream. Then, Matt Rogers of the podcast Las Culturistas delights the guys with his innately twisted sense of humor, his impression of "singers," and an anecdote about being so closeted in college that he literally missed class just so he could masturbate. And finally, Brent, Eliot and H. Alan break down the popular "party drugs" that circle the gay community, from poppers to ecstasy and even meth, which Eliot initially assumed was potpourri.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 21 Feb 2019 08:00:00 -0000 Matt Rogers full Starburns Audio Is YouTube homophobic? The guys talk about recent proof that find the site's algorithm to "punish" content that uses the word "trans" in the title, thereby limiting a video's reach and the LGBTQ YouTuber's ad revenue stream. Then, Matt Rogers of the podcast Las Culturistas delights the guys with his innately twisted sense of humor, his impression of "singers," and an anecdote about being so closeted in college that he literally missed class just so he could masturbate. And finally, Brent, Eliot and H. Alan break down the popular "party drugs" that circle the gay community, from poppers to ecstasy and even meth, which Eliot initially assumed was potpourri.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Is YouTube homophobic? The guys talk about recent proof that find the site's algorithm to "punish" content that uses the word "trans" in the title, thereby limiting a video's reach and the LGBTQ YouTuber's ad revenue stream. Then, Matt Rogers of the podcast Las Culturistas delights the guys with his innately twisted sense of humor, his impression of "singers," and an anecdote about being so closeted in college that he literally missed class just so he could masturbate. And finally, Brent, Eliot and H. Alan break down the popular "party drugs" that circle the gay community, from poppers to ecstasy and even meth, which Eliot initially assumed was potpourri. 

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]]> 3602 yes Sam Kieffer First, the guys dive into an exhaustive New York Times profile of LGBTQ Republicans, so prepare to be #triggered, snowflakes. Then, podcast producer and Earwolf personality Sam Kieffer openly talks about his recent decision to come out as bisexual, and why the haters have mostly been...gay guys? (UGH, SERIOUSLY???) And later, H. Alan observes Brent and Eliot experiencing a slow, real-time existential dread about Tinder culture and the curse of being overly selective.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 14 Feb 2019 08:00:00 -0000 Sam Kieffer full Starburns Audio First, the guys dive into an exhaustive New York Times profile of LGBTQ Republicans, so prepare to be #triggered, snowflakes. Then, podcast producer and Earwolf personality Sam Kieffer openly talks about his recent decision to come out as bisexual, and why the haters have mostly been...gay guys? (UGH, SERIOUSLY???) And later, H. Alan observes Brent and Eliot experiencing a slow, real-time existential dread about Tinder culture and the curse of being overly selective.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices First, the guys dive into an exhaustive New York Times profile of LGBTQ Republicans, so prepare to be #triggered, snowflakes. Then, podcast producer and Earwolf personality Sam Kieffer openly talks about his recent decision to come out as bisexual, and why the haters have mostly been...gay guys? (UGH, SERIOUSLY???) And later, H. Alan observes Brent and Eliot experiencing a slow, real-time existential dread about Tinder culture and the curse of being overly selective. 

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]]> 3956 yes Introducing Ghosted by Roz Drezfalez Did you just hear that? Drag queen comedian Roz Drezfalez has a spooky new podcast on Starburns Audio about real ga-ga-ga-GHOSTS! On this preview episode you’ll meet your hostess and hear one of her eeriest personal tales of the paranormal involving a haunted antique Ouija Board purchased in a thrift store. Episodes available now on Apple podcasts, Himalaya or wherever you listen to podcasts.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Fri, 08 Feb 2019 16:48:50 -0000 Introducing Ghosted by Roz Drezfalez full Starburns Audio Did you just hear that? Drag queen comedian Roz Drezfalez has a spooky new podcast on Starburns Audio about real ga-ga-ga-GHOSTS! On this preview episode you’ll meet your hostess and hear one of her eeriest personal tales of the paranormal involving a haunted antique Ouija Board purchased in a thrift store. Episodes available now on Apple podcasts, Himalaya or wherever you listen to podcasts.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Did you just hear that? Drag queen comedian Roz Drezfalez has a spooky new podcast on Starburns Audio about real ga-ga-ga-GHOSTS! On this preview episode you’ll meet your hostess and hear one of her eeriest personal tales of the paranormal involving a haunted antique Ouija Board purchased in a thrift store. Episodes available now on Apple podcasts, Himalaya or wherever you listen to podcasts. 

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]]> 1167 yes Roz Drezfalez Brent, Eliot and H. Alan ask if gender-bending actors Keiynan Lonsdale, Nico Tortorella, and Ezra Miller are consistently hailed for their boundary-pushing style choices for any other reason besides being hot and thin. Then, stopping by to promote her new podcast GHOSTED by Roz Drezfalez, drag queen Roz Drezfalez grills the guys on their experiences with the supernatural, and somehow Brent only makes ONE joke about Eliot having sex with a ghost. And the guys reveal the stuff that set off their respective gay alarms when they were kids, from male flight attendants to Jim Jay Bullock to those older, unmarried relatives that always lived with a "roommate." Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 07 Feb 2019 08:00:59 -0000 Roz Drezfalez full Starburns Audio Brent, Eliot and H. Alan ask if gender-bending actors Keiynan Lonsdale, Nico Tortorella, and Ezra Miller are consistently hailed for their boundary-pushing style choices for any other reason besides being hot and thin. Then, stopping by to promote her new podcast GHOSTED by Roz Drezfalez, drag queen Roz Drezfalez grills the guys on their experiences with the supernatural, and somehow Brent only makes ONE joke about Eliot having sex with a ghost. And the guys reveal the stuff that set off their respective gay alarms when they were kids, from male flight attendants to Jim Jay Bullock to those older, unmarried relatives that always lived with a "roommate." Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Brent, Eliot and H. Alan ask if gender-bending actors Keiynan Lonsdale, Nico Tortorella, and Ezra Miller are consistently hailed for their boundary-pushing style choices for any other reason besides being hot and thin. Then, stopping by to promote her new podcast GHOSTED by Roz Drezfalez, drag queen Roz Drezfalez grills the guys on their experiences with the supernatural, and somehow Brent only makes ONE joke about Eliot having sex with a ghost. And the guys reveal the stuff that set off their respective gay alarms when they were kids, from male flight attendants to Jim Jay Bullock to those older, unmarried relatives that always lived with a "roommate."

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]]> 3001 yes Patti Harrison If a Republican in Arizona introduces legislation to ban public school students from even TALKING about LGBTQ issues, but the law is destined to fail, did it even happen? Then, comedian Patti Harrison joins Brent, Eliot and H. Alan to detail the PARTY that was being a biracial, closeted trans woman in rural Ohio, and how everyone just assumes she's an activist now, which is annoying. And we finally find out which of the guys has kissed a girl (and liked it). But does it even count if she ALSO grew up to be gay? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 31 Jan 2019 14:34:51 -0000 Patti Harrison full Starburns Audio If a Republican in Arizona introduces legislation to ban public school students from even TALKING about LGBTQ issues, but the law is destined to fail, did it even happen? Then, comedian Patti Harrison joins Brent, Eliot and H. Alan to detail the PARTY that was being a biracial, closeted trans woman in rural Ohio, and how everyone just assumes she's an activist now, which is annoying. And we finally find out which of the guys has kissed a girl (and liked it). But does it even count if she ALSO grew up to be gay? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices If a Republican in Arizona introduces legislation to ban public school students from even TALKING about LGBTQ issues, but the law is destined to fail, did it even happen? Then, comedian Patti Harrison joins Brent, Eliot and H. Alan to detail the PARTY that was being a biracial, closeted trans woman in rural Ohio, and how everyone just assumes she's an activist now, which is annoying. And we finally find out which of the guys has kissed a girl (and liked it). But does it even count if she ALSO grew up to be gay?

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]]> 2639 Rae Sanni This week, we celebrate Kyrsten Sinema's being sworn in as the first openly bisexual senator in US history, and if she made Mike Pence nervous when she was sworn in on a law book instead of the Bible. Then, Rae Sanni, comedian, writer for The Good Place and co-host of the podcast Misandry, tutors Brent, Eliot and H. Alan in how to love men....while also hating men. And finally, a new study asks: can being gay make you unhealthy? No spoilers!  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 24 Jan 2019 08:00:00 -0000 Rae Sanni full Starburns Audio This week, we celebrate Kyrsten Sinema's being sworn in as the first openly bisexual senator in US history, and if she made Mike Pence nervous when she was sworn in on a law book instead of the Bible. Then, Rae Sanni, comedian, writer for The Good Place and co-host of the podcast Misandry, tutors Brent, Eliot and H. Alan in how to love men....while also hating men. And finally, a new study asks: can being gay make you unhealthy? No spoilers!  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices This week, we celebrate Kyrsten Sinema's being sworn in as the first openly bisexual senator in US history, and if she made Mike Pence nervous when she was sworn in on a law book instead of the Bible. Then, Rae Sanni, comedian, writer for The Good Place and co-host of the podcast Misandry, tutors Brent, Eliot and H. Alan in how to love men....while also hating men. And finally, a new study asks: can being gay make you unhealthy? No spoilers! 

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]]> 3418 yes Jake Weisman After Ellen Degeneres, one of the most recognizable LGBTQ figures in the world, gave Kevin Hart a mea culpa for his homophobic tweets, the guys ask: can someone ever apologize enough? Then, Jake Weisman of Comedy Central's Corporate, tells Brent, Eliot and H. Alan about why his noble attempt to get off to gay porn...despite not being gay. And finally, the guys wrestle with the phenomenon of gay guys taking pictures of their own butts on hiking trails and whether it's innocuous fun or yet another version of the thirst trap.   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 17 Jan 2019 08:00:00 -0000 Jake Weisman full Starburns Audio After Ellen Degeneres, one of the most recognizable LGBTQ figures in the world, gave Kevin Hart a mea culpa for his homophobic tweets, the guys ask: can someone ever apologize enough? Then, Jake Weisman of Comedy Central's Corporate, tells Brent, Eliot and H. Alan about why his noble attempt to get off to gay porn...despite not being gay. And finally, the guys wrestle with the phenomenon of gay guys taking pictures of their own butts on hiking trails and whether it's innocuous fun or yet another version of the thirst trap.   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices After Ellen Degeneres, one of the most recognizable LGBTQ figures in the world, gave Kevin Hart a mea culpa for his homophobic tweets, the guys ask: can someone ever apologize enough? Then, Jake Weisman of Comedy Central's Corporate, tells Brent, Eliot and H. Alan about why his noble attempt to get off to gay porn...despite not being gay. And finally, the guys wrestle with the phenomenon of gay guys taking pictures of their own butts on hiking trails and whether it's innocuous fun or yet another version of the thirst trap.  

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]]> 3349 yes Janine Brito Today, Brent, Eliot, and H. Alan ask: is Ariana Grande a racist, transphobic, misogynistic homophobe? A writer at Grindr's news site Into More thought so, penning an extensive, widely reviled (and ultimately redacted) op-ed accusing the pop star of such after watching the video for "Thank U, Next." Comedian Janine Brito then joins the guys to talk about why queer people are obsessed with their pets ...excluding Brent, who refers to H. Alan's cat, Frasier, as "It." And finally, in talking tattoos, H. Alan and Eliot reveal the stories behind how they both ended up getting inked with tributes to The Golden Girls. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 10 Jan 2019 08:00:00 -0000 Janine Brito full Starburns Audio Today, Brent, Eliot, and H. Alan ask: is Ariana Grande a racist, transphobic, misogynistic homophobe? A writer at Grindr's news site Into More thought so, penning an extensive, widely reviled (and ultimately redacted) op-ed accusing the pop star of such after watching the video for "Thank U, Next." Comedian Janine Brito then joins the guys to talk about why queer people are obsessed with their pets ...excluding Brent, who refers to H. Alan's cat, Frasier, as "It." And finally, in talking tattoos, H. Alan and Eliot reveal the stories behind how they both ended up getting inked with tributes to The Golden Girls. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Today, Brent, Eliot, and H. Alan ask: is Ariana Grande a racist, transphobic, misogynistic homophobe? A writer at Grindr's news site Into More thought so, penning an extensive, widely reviled (and ultimately redacted) op-ed accusing the pop star of such after watching the video for "Thank U, Next." Comedian Janine Brito then joins the guys to talk about why queer people are obsessed with their pets ...excluding Brent, who refers to H. Alan's cat, Frasier, as "It." And finally, in talking tattoos, H. Alan and Eliot reveal the stories behind how they both ended up getting inked with tributes to The Golden Girls.

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]]> 2708 yes Big Dipper To kick off 2019, the boys consider whether or not Kevin Hart's old homophobic tweets were worth his stepping down as host of the Oscars (but only after initially refusing to apologize). Should gay jokes get a pass if they're from ten years ago? Then, rapper Big Dipper joins Brent, Eliot, and H. Alan to talk about his life as an out musician whose music remains unapologetically queer, and why there still hasn't been a successful mainstream gay rapper (...yet). And finally, in examining the asexual minutiae of their lives, the guys give you a rundown of their grocery shopping routines. But one question remains, as asked by Alan: does shopping at Trader Joe's make Brent basic? See Race Chaser with Alaska and Willam: LIVE in Los Angeles January 11th at the Ace Hotel theater. Ticket link HERE Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 03 Jan 2019 08:00:00 -0000 Big Dipper full Starburns Audio To kick off 2019, the boys consider whether or not Kevin Hart's old homophobic tweets were worth his stepping down as host of the Oscars (but only after initially refusing to apologize). Should gay jokes get a pass if they're from ten years ago? Then, rapper Big Dipper joins Brent, Eliot, and H. Alan to talk about his life as an out musician whose music remains unapologetically queer, and why there still hasn't been a successful mainstream gay rapper (...yet). And finally, in examining the asexual minutiae of their lives, the guys give you a rundown of their grocery shopping routines. But one question remains, as asked by Alan: does shopping at Trader Joe's make Brent basic? See Race Chaser with Alaska and Willam: LIVE in Los Angeles January 11th at the Ace Hotel theater. Ticket link HERE Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices To kick off 2019, the boys consider whether or not Kevin Hart's old homophobic tweets were worth his stepping down as host of the Oscars (but only after initially refusing to apologize). Should gay jokes get a pass if they're from ten years ago? Then, rapper Big Dipper joins Brent, Eliot, and H. Alan to talk about his life as an out musician whose music remains unapologetically queer, and why there still hasn't been a successful mainstream gay rapper (...yet). And finally, in examining the asexual minutiae of their lives, the guys give you a rundown of their grocery shopping routines. But one question remains, as asked by Alan: does shopping at Trader Joe's make Brent basic? See Race Chaser with Alaska and Willam: LIVE in Los Angeles January 11th at the Ace Hotel theater. Ticket link HERE

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]]> 3190 yes Willam Brent, Eliot and H. Alan discuss a Pulitzer-worthy "article" from Gay Star News about a gay guy who purposely put on a ton of weight in an attempt to go "from twink to bear." Next, Drag Race alum and A Star Is Born scene-stealer Willam talks everything Willam: moviemaking with Lady Gaga, staying moisturized at Burning Man, getting arrested, co-hosting the podcast Race Chaser with Alaska Thunderfuck and -- yup -- getting kicked off Drag Race. And finally, the guys talk about what it's like to have their parents on social media, including Eliot's ongoing battle with his Mom over her Facebook etiquette or lack thereof. See Race Chaser with Alaska and Willam: LIVE in Los Angeles January 11th at the Ace Hotel theater. Ticket link HERE Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 27 Dec 2018 08:00:00 -0000 Willam full Starburns Audio Brent, Eliot and H. Alan discuss a Pulitzer-worthy "article" from Gay Star News about a gay guy who purposely put on a ton of weight in an attempt to go "from twink to bear." Next, Drag Race alum and A Star Is Born scene-stealer Willam talks everything Willam: moviemaking with Lady Gaga, staying moisturized at Burning Man, getting arrested, co-hosting the podcast Race Chaser with Alaska Thunderfuck and -- yup -- getting kicked off Drag Race. And finally, the guys talk about what it's like to have their parents on social media, including Eliot's ongoing battle with his Mom over her Facebook etiquette or lack thereof. See Race Chaser with Alaska and Willam: LIVE in Los Angeles January 11th at the Ace Hotel theater. Ticket link HERE Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Brent, Eliot and H. Alan discuss a Pulitzer-worthy "article" from Gay Star News about a gay guy who purposely put on a ton of weight in an attempt to go "from twink to bear." Next, Drag Race alum and A Star Is Born scene-stealer Willam talks everything Willam: moviemaking with Lady Gaga, staying moisturized at Burning Man, getting arrested, co-hosting the podcast Race Chaser with Alaska Thunderfuck and -- yup -- getting kicked off Drag Race. And finally, the guys talk about what it's like to have their parents on social media, including Eliot's ongoing battle with his Mom over her Facebook etiquette or lack thereof. See Race Chaser with Alaska and Willam: LIVE in Los Angeles January 11th at the Ace Hotel theater. Ticket link HERE

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]]> 2721 yes Greg Behrendt and Amiira Ruotola Brent, Eliot and H. Alan discuss the case of a gay guy in New York who sued a Chelsea spa after a male masseuse tried to give him a happy ending. Did he overreact? Was he genuinely surprised? Or is he completely in the right and we're monsters? Then, husband and wife duo Greg Behrendt and Amiira Ruotola of the podcast Maybe It's You (and Behrendt co-wrote He's Just Not That Into You) help point out the relationship challenges that suck for EVERYBODY. Then, the guys decide whether board games are dumb or lame, and Brent worries if being beaten at a game of chess by his own nephew is worthy of throwing a tantrum. Bonus question: can you guess which co-host had sex in a public park? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 20 Dec 2018 17:32:58 -0000 Greg Behrendt and Amiira Ruotola full Starburns Audio Brent, Eliot and H. Alan discuss the case of a gay guy in New York who sued a Chelsea spa after a male masseuse tried to give him a happy ending. Did he overreact? Was he genuinely surprised? Or is he completely in the right and we're monsters? Then, husband and wife duo Greg Behrendt and Amiira Ruotola of the podcast Maybe It's You (and Behrendt co-wrote He's Just Not That Into You) help point out the relationship challenges that suck for EVERYBODY. Then, the guys decide whether board games are dumb or lame, and Brent worries if being beaten at a game of chess by his own nephew is worthy of throwing a tantrum. Bonus question: can you guess which co-host had sex in a public park? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Brent, Eliot and H. Alan discuss the case of a gay guy in New York who sued a Chelsea spa after a male masseuse tried to give him a happy ending. Did he overreact? Was he genuinely surprised? Or is he completely in the right and we're monsters? Then, husband and wife duo Greg Behrendt and Amiira Ruotola of the podcast Maybe It's You (and Behrendt co-wrote He's Just Not That Into You) help point out the relationship challenges that suck for EVERYBODY. Then, the guys decide whether board games are dumb or lame, and Brent worries if being beaten at a game of chess by his own nephew is worthy of throwing a tantrum. Bonus question: can you guess which co-host had sex in a public park?

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]]> 3453 yes Max Silvestri The Trump administration has ONCE AGAIN asked the Supreme Court to reconsider banning transgender people from the military. The guys try to decipher this administration's obsession with targeting trans people, and why it's become red hot political ammunition. Then, comedian Max Silvestri joins the guys to talk about fearing the Alpha Male, and how a fear of angry straight men is truly the great American unifier for gay guys and straight "beta" dudes alike. And Brent, Eliot and H. Alan talk everything Christmas: the cookies, the music, and the inadequacy that plagues little Jewish boys and girls every December, a sentiment Alan refuses to believe is a real thing.   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 13 Dec 2018 08:00:00 -0000 Max Silvestri full Starburns Audio The Trump administration has ONCE AGAIN asked the Supreme Court to reconsider banning transgender people from the military. The guys try to decipher this administration's obsession with targeting trans people, and why it's become red hot political ammunition. Then, comedian Max Silvestri joins the guys to talk about fearing the Alpha Male, and how a fear of angry straight men is truly the great American unifier for gay guys and straight "beta" dudes alike. And Brent, Eliot and H. Alan talk everything Christmas: the cookies, the music, and the inadequacy that plagues little Jewish boys and girls every December, a sentiment Alan refuses to believe is a real thing.   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices The Trump administration has ONCE AGAIN asked the Supreme Court to reconsider banning transgender people from the military. The guys try to decipher this administration's obsession with targeting trans people, and why it's become red hot political ammunition. Then, comedian Max Silvestri joins the guys to talk about fearing the Alpha Male, and how a fear of angry straight men is truly the great American unifier for gay guys and straight "beta" dudes alike. And Brent, Eliot and H. Alan talk everything Christmas: the cookies, the music, and the inadequacy that plagues little Jewish boys and girls every December, a sentiment Alan refuses to believe is a real thing.  

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]]> 3174 yes David Smithyman On today's episode, Brent and H. Alan attempt to calm Eliot after his visceral reaction to a story in the New York Times about a very rich, politically active married gay couple in Manhattan who have become full-fledged, MAGA hat-wearing Trump supporters: when, how, and UGH WHYYY? Then, Fresh off the Boat writer and shame-filled Australian David Smithyman talks to the guys about the enigma of the gay nightlife industry, including the unintentionally hilarious jibberish used by party promoters to seduce (and confuse?) potential partygoers to venues like Club Toilet, a real place. And the guys talk parenthood: who wants kids, how soon, and, also, vaginally? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 06 Dec 2018 08:00:00 -0000 David Smithyman full Starburns Audio On today's episode, Brent and H. Alan attempt to calm Eliot after his visceral reaction to a story in the New York Times about a very rich, politically active married gay couple in Manhattan who have become full-fledged, MAGA hat-wearing Trump supporters: when, how, and UGH WHYYY? Then, Fresh off the Boat writer and shame-filled Australian David Smithyman talks to the guys about the enigma of the gay nightlife industry, including the unintentionally hilarious jibberish used by party promoters to seduce (and confuse?) potential partygoers to venues like Club Toilet, a real place. And the guys talk parenthood: who wants kids, how soon, and, also, vaginally? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices On today's episode, Brent and H. Alan attempt to calm Eliot after his visceral reaction to a story in the New York Times about a very rich, politically active married gay couple in Manhattan who have become full-fledged, MAGA hat-wearing Trump supporters: when, how, and UGH WHYYY? Then, Fresh off the Boat writer and shame-filled Australian David Smithyman talks to the guys about the enigma of the gay nightlife industry, including the unintentionally hilarious jibberish used by party promoters to seduce (and confuse?) potential partygoers to venues like Club Toilet, a real place. And the guys talk parenthood: who wants kids, how soon, and, also, vaginally?

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]]> 3566 yes Matt McConkey If two girls kiss on camera and it's broadcast on the Macy's Thanksgiving Day parade, does anyone care? As it turns out...yep. Ugh. Then, Matt McConkey of the podcast Homophiliajoins Brent, Eliot and H. Alan to talk about etiquette of sending nudes, the nightmare that is Datalounge, and the shitstorm of blackmail via Grindr, which helped oust a 20-year-old city councilman in Texas. And, finally, the guys talk about the benefits of therapy and whether or not you should be a dick to your shrink. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 29 Nov 2018 08:00:00 -0000 Matt McConkey full Starburns Audio If two girls kiss on camera and it's broadcast on the Macy's Thanksgiving Day parade, does anyone care? As it turns out...yep. Ugh. Then, Matt McConkey of the podcast Homophiliajoins Brent, Eliot and H. Alan to talk about etiquette of sending nudes, the nightmare that is Datalounge, and the shitstorm of blackmail via Grindr, which helped oust a 20-year-old city councilman in Texas. And, finally, the guys talk about the benefits of therapy and whether or not you should be a dick to your shrink. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices If two girls kiss on camera and it's broadcast on the Macy's Thanksgiving Day parade, does anyone care? As it turns out...yep. Ugh. Then, Matt McConkey of the podcast Homophiliajoins Brent, Eliot and H. Alan to talk about etiquette of sending nudes, the nightmare that is Datalounge, and the shitstorm of blackmail via Grindr, which helped oust a 20-year-old city councilman in Texas. And, finally, the guys talk about the benefits of therapy and whether or not you should be a dick to your shrink.

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]]> 3017 yes Marquita Robinson First, the guys talk about which gay lingo needs to be retired -- zaddy, mary, kween -- and whether or not the Alyssa Edwards-inspired tongue pop is past its prime. Then, Marquita Robinson, writer for GLOW, You're the Worst, and New Girl, joins the guys to talk about her experience navigating different spaces as a bisexual woman growing up between Okinawa and Oklahoma. Then, Brent, Eliot and H. Alan see green when they talk about how much weed they smoke, respectively, and whether or not "the war on drugs" actually had a lasting impact or if it's just another reason to hate the Reagans. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 15 Nov 2018 08:00:00 -0000 Marquita Robinson full Starburns Audio First, the guys talk about which gay lingo needs to be retired -- zaddy, mary, kween -- and whether or not the Alyssa Edwards-inspired tongue pop is past its prime. Then, Marquita Robinson, writer for GLOW, You're the Worst, and New Girl, joins the guys to talk about her experience navigating different spaces as a bisexual woman growing up between Okinawa and Oklahoma. Then, Brent, Eliot and H. Alan see green when they talk about how much weed they smoke, respectively, and whether or not "the war on drugs" actually had a lasting impact or if it's just another reason to hate the Reagans. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices First, the guys talk about which gay lingo needs to be retired -- zaddy, mary, kween -- and whether or not the Alyssa Edwards-inspired tongue pop is past its prime. Then, Marquita Robinson, writer for GLOW, You're the Worst, and New Girl, joins the guys to talk about her experience navigating different spaces as a bisexual woman growing up between Okinawa and Oklahoma. Then, Brent, Eliot and H. Alan see green when they talk about how much weed they smoke, respectively, and whether or not "the war on drugs" actually had a lasting impact or if it's just another reason to hate the Reagans.

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]]> 2957 yes Naomi Ekperigin and Andy Beckerman A Star is Born continues to shine and certainly feels like the gayest event of 2018. Should we care? Do we stan for Gaga? Better yet, so we stan for Andrew Dice Clay??? Then, Naomi Ekperigin and Andy Beckerman, hosts of podcast and live show Couples Therapy, join Brent, Eliot and H. Alan to talk about coupling up just in time for "cuffing season." And finally, WHO DRESSED UP FOR HALLOWEEN? Uploaded just in time to start thinking about Halloween 2019!  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 08 Nov 2018 08:00:00 -0000 Naomi Ekperigin and Andy Beckerman full Starburns Audio A Star is Born continues to shine and certainly feels like the gayest event of 2018. Should we care? Do we stan for Gaga? Better yet, so we stan for Andrew Dice Clay??? Then, Naomi Ekperigin and Andy Beckerman, hosts of podcast and live show Couples Therapy, join Brent, Eliot and H. Alan to talk about coupling up just in time for "cuffing season." And finally, WHO DRESSED UP FOR HALLOWEEN? Uploaded just in time to start thinking about Halloween 2019!  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices A Star is Born continues to shine and certainly feels like the gayest event of 2018. Should we care? Do we stan for Gaga? Better yet, so we stan for Andrew Dice Clay??? Then, Naomi Ekperigin and Andy Beckerman, hosts of podcast and live show Couples Therapy, join Brent, Eliot and H. Alan to talk about coupling up just in time for "cuffing season." And finally, WHO DRESSED UP FOR HALLOWEEN? Uploaded just in time to start thinking about Halloween 2019! 

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]]> 2733 yes Garrett Watts Should we care about STD's? You might be surprised by Brent, Eliot and H. Alan's answers. Then, influencer Garrett Watts talks about living life on YouTube and how the most dramatic proclamation of queerness might just be...not proclaiming it at all. And when it comes to sleeping habits, whose quirks are the weirdest? Is it Brent because he sleeps on five pillows? Probably, but you should still listen through the end anyway. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 01 Nov 2018 07:00:00 -0000 Garrett Watts full Starburns Audio Should we care about STD's? You might be surprised by Brent, Eliot and H. Alan's answers. Then, influencer Garrett Watts talks about living life on YouTube and how the most dramatic proclamation of queerness might just be...not proclaiming it at all. And when it comes to sleeping habits, whose quirks are the weirdest? Is it Brent because he sleeps on five pillows? Probably, but you should still listen through the end anyway. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Should we care about STD's? You might be surprised by Brent, Eliot and H. Alan's answers. Then, influencer Garrett Watts talks about living life on YouTube and how the most dramatic proclamation of queerness might just be...not proclaiming it at all. And when it comes to sleeping habits, whose quirks are the weirdest? Is it Brent because he sleeps on five pillows? Probably, but you should still listen through the end anyway.

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]]> 3089 yes Liza Dye After watching Republican senator Lindsay Graham throw a hissy fit of epic proportions at the Brett Kavanaugh hearing (and later berating Dr. Blasey Ford's testimony on Twitter), the guys debate whether or not it's fair to publicly tease the lifelong bachelor, as Rosie O'Donnell did when she called him a "closeted idiot." Then, comedian and "chapstick lesbian" Liza Dye joins Brent, Eliot and H. Alan to try and figure out why lesbians can't get ONE goddamn bar. Is that so much to ask? Finally, how do the guys feel about theme parks, and which of your co-hosts is afraid of roller coasters (spoiler alert: it's one of the Jewish ones). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 25 Oct 2018 07:00:00 -0000 Liza Dye full Starburns Audio After watching Republican senator Lindsay Graham throw a hissy fit of epic proportions at the Brett Kavanaugh hearing (and later berating Dr. Blasey Ford's testimony on Twitter), the guys debate whether or not it's fair to publicly tease the lifelong bachelor, as Rosie O'Donnell did when she called him a "closeted idiot." Then, comedian and "chapstick lesbian" Liza Dye joins Brent, Eliot and H. Alan to try and figure out why lesbians can't get ONE goddamn bar. Is that so much to ask? Finally, how do the guys feel about theme parks, and which of your co-hosts is afraid of roller coasters (spoiler alert: it's one of the Jewish ones). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices After watching Republican senator Lindsay Graham throw a hissy fit of epic proportions at the Brett Kavanaugh hearing (and later berating Dr. Blasey Ford's testimony on Twitter), the guys debate whether or not it's fair to publicly tease the lifelong bachelor, as Rosie O'Donnell did when she called him a "closeted idiot." Then, comedian and "chapstick lesbian" Liza Dye joins Brent, Eliot and H. Alan to try and figure out why lesbians can't get ONE goddamn bar. Is that so much to ask? Finally, how do the guys feel about theme parks, and which of your co-hosts is afraid of roller coasters (spoiler alert: it's one of the Jewish ones).

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]]> 2435 yes Gaby Dunn Now that Taylor Swift is officially "political" and speaking out for gay rights -- among other causes -- should we be excited, especially since she may very well have caused a spike in voter registration among America's youngest? Then, Brent, Eliot, and H. Alan welcome writer-performer-LGBTQ activist and host of the podcast BAD WITH MONEY Gaby Dunn to talk about a whole bunch of stuff: coming out in public, how finances are different for queer people, and whether or not Boston is filled with racists. And finally, hear a REAL clip of 10-year-old Eliot on Wheel of Fortune when the guys talk about their game shows, and who would SWEEP on Jeopardy. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 18 Oct 2018 07:00:00 -0000 Gaby Dunn full Starburns Audio Now that Taylor Swift is officially "political" and speaking out for gay rights -- among other causes -- should we be excited, especially since she may very well have caused a spike in voter registration among America's youngest? Then, Brent, Eliot, and H. Alan welcome writer-performer-LGBTQ activist and host of the podcast BAD WITH MONEY Gaby Dunn to talk about a whole bunch of stuff: coming out in public, how finances are different for queer people, and whether or not Boston is filled with racists. And finally, hear a REAL clip of 10-year-old Eliot on Wheel of Fortune when the guys talk about their game shows, and who would SWEEP on Jeopardy. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Now that Taylor Swift is officially "political" and speaking out for gay rights -- among other causes -- should we be excited, especially since she may very well have caused a spike in voter registration among America's youngest? Then, Brent, Eliot, and H. Alan welcome writer-performer-LGBTQ activist and host of the podcast BAD WITH MONEY Gaby Dunn to talk about a whole bunch of stuff: coming out in public, how finances are different for queer people, and whether or not Boston is filled with racists. And finally, hear a REAL clip of 10-year-old Eliot on Wheel of Fortune when the guys talk about their game shows, and who would SWEEP on Jeopardy.

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]]> 3056 yes Matthew Dempsey John Travolta: movie icon, devout Scientologist, and HUGE fan of male masseuses. But is he a closet case trolling the gay community, as Eliot sees it? Or is it not really our business, as H. Alan insists? And has Brent even SEEN Grease??? Then, gay psychotherapist and YouTube lightning rod Matthew Dempsey talks to the guys about treating a mostly gay male clientele, as well as his video about "pretty privelege" which single-handedly broke the internet, or at least the gay parts. And finally, the guys get sentimental talking about their pets -- even Brent, whose parents dog Prince gets "all the smoochies." Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 11 Oct 2018 13:08:04 -0000 Matthew Dempsey full Starburns Audio John Travolta: movie icon, devout Scientologist, and HUGE fan of male masseuses. But is he a closet case trolling the gay community, as Eliot sees it? Or is it not really our business, as H. Alan insists? And has Brent even SEEN Grease??? Then, gay psychotherapist and YouTube lightning rod Matthew Dempsey talks to the guys about treating a mostly gay male clientele, as well as his video about "pretty privelege" which single-handedly broke the internet, or at least the gay parts. And finally, the guys get sentimental talking about their pets -- even Brent, whose parents dog Prince gets "all the smoochies." Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices John Travolta: movie icon, devout Scientologist, and HUGE fan of male masseuses. But is he a closet case trolling the gay community, as Eliot sees it? Or is it not really our business, as H. Alan insists? And has Brent even SEEN Grease??? Then, gay psychotherapist and YouTube lightning rod Matthew Dempsey talks to the guys about treating a mostly gay male clientele, as well as his video about "pretty privelege" which single-handedly broke the internet, or at least the gay parts. And finally, the guys get sentimental talking about their pets -- even Brent, whose parents dog Prince gets "all the smoochies."

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]]> 3560 Travon Free Grindr launched Kindr, a campaign to encourage a more inclusive atmosphere among users. Will it work? The guys investigate. Then, writer Travon Free joins Brent, Eliot and H. Alan to talk about his experience as a bisexual Black dude, including the double-edged sword that is "passing." And, finally, find out which of the guys moisturizes, AND who wants a nose job! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 04 Oct 2018 07:00:00 -0000 Travon Free full Starburns Audio Grindr launched Kindr, a campaign to encourage a more inclusive atmosphere among users. Will it work? The guys investigate. Then, writer Travon Free joins Brent, Eliot and H. Alan to talk about his experience as a bisexual Black dude, including the double-edged sword that is "passing." And, finally, find out which of the guys moisturizes, AND who wants a nose job! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Grindr launched Kindr, a campaign to encourage a more inclusive atmosphere among users. Will it work? The guys investigate. Then, writer Travon Free joins Brent, Eliot and H. Alan to talk about his experience as a bisexual Black dude, including the double-edged sword that is "passing." And, finally, find out which of the guys moisturizes, AND who wants a nose job!

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]]> 2994 yes Sara Benincasa Are Bert and Ernie MORE than just "roommates?" A gay writer for Sesame Street says that when he wrote on the show, he did so under the assumption that they were, indeed, a couple. Sesame Workshop officially said that's untrue. So who should we believe? Then, writer, comedian, and "bisexual princess" Sara Benincasa joins the guys to dissect the myth of the Fag Hag and whether or not throwing your bachelorette party at gay bars will make you the life of the party or the reason to leave. Finally, former Crossfitters H. Alan and Eliot debate the merits of the fitness phenomenon, while Brent...doesn't.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 27 Sep 2018 07:00:00 -0000 Sara Benincasa full Starburns Audio Are Bert and Ernie MORE than just "roommates?" A gay writer for Sesame Street says that when he wrote on the show, he did so under the assumption that they were, indeed, a couple. Sesame Workshop officially said that's untrue. So who should we believe? Then, writer, comedian, and "bisexual princess" Sara Benincasa joins the guys to dissect the myth of the Fag Hag and whether or not throwing your bachelorette party at gay bars will make you the life of the party or the reason to leave. Finally, former Crossfitters H. Alan and Eliot debate the merits of the fitness phenomenon, while Brent...doesn't.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Are Bert and Ernie MORE than just "roommates?" A gay writer for Sesame Street says that when he wrote on the show, he did so under the assumption that they were, indeed, a couple. Sesame Workshop officially said that's untrue. So who should we believe? Then, writer, comedian, and "bisexual princess" Sara Benincasa joins the guys to dissect the myth of the Fag Hag and whether or not throwing your bachelorette party at gay bars will make you the life of the party or the reason to leave. Finally, former Crossfitters H. Alan and Eliot debate the merits of the fitness phenomenon, while Brent...doesn't. 

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]]> 2570 yes Joe Mande First up, Brent, Eliot and H. Alan discuss the nature of FABULOUSNESS, the focus of a book by writer Madison Moore. Just what does it mean to be fabulous? Who is, who isn't, and what happens when Brent slips into a pair of kitten heels? Then, comedian and The Good Place writer Joe Mande joins the guys to talk about the nature of offending people. The guys even do a live read of a "missing" scene from Home Improvement, courtesy of Joe. Then, the guys take the time (!) to discuss watches. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 20 Sep 2018 07:00:00 -0000 Joe Mande full Starburns Audio First up, Brent, Eliot and H. Alan discuss the nature of FABULOUSNESS, the focus of a book by writer Madison Moore. Just what does it mean to be fabulous? Who is, who isn't, and what happens when Brent slips into a pair of kitten heels? Then, comedian and The Good Place writer Joe Mande joins the guys to talk about the nature of offending people. The guys even do a live read of a "missing" scene from Home Improvement, courtesy of Joe. Then, the guys take the time (!) to discuss watches. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices First up, Brent, Eliot and H. Alan discuss the nature of FABULOUSNESS, the focus of a book by writer Madison Moore. Just what does it mean to be fabulous? Who is, who isn't, and what happens when Brent slips into a pair of kitten heels? Then, comedian and The Good Place writer Joe Mande joins the guys to talk about the nature of offending people. The guys even do a live read of a "missing" scene from Home Improvement, courtesy of Joe. Then, the guys take the time (!) to discuss watches.

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]]> 2864 yes Kara Klenk First, the guys weigh the pros and cons of annual gay pride celebrations around the world, which really boils down to one question: are parades THE WORST? Then, Brent, Eliot, and H. Alan all discuss the movie Book Club with comedienne Kara Klenk, host of the podcast Let's Talk About Texts. Even with A-listers Jane Fonda, Candice Bergen, Diane Keaton and Mary Steenburgen (or, as Brent pronounces it, "Steerburger"), this baffling, campy comedy toes the line between being bad good and bad BAD.  By the end of the movie, we learn that Diane Keaton's character is named...Diane, which should give you a sense of how little sense the movie makes. And finally, the guys discuss country music, which includes H. Alan's...unforgettable impression of Carrie Underwood. Unforgettable. Yeah, let's go with that. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 13 Sep 2018 07:00:00 -0000 Kara Klenk full Starburns Audio First, the guys weigh the pros and cons of annual gay pride celebrations around the world, which really boils down to one question: are parades THE WORST? Then, Brent, Eliot, and H. Alan all discuss the movie Book Club with comedienne Kara Klenk, host of the podcast Let's Talk About Texts. Even with A-listers Jane Fonda, Candice Bergen, Diane Keaton and Mary Steenburgen (or, as Brent pronounces it, "Steerburger"), this baffling, campy comedy toes the line between being bad good and bad BAD.  By the end of the movie, we learn that Diane Keaton's character is named...Diane, which should give you a sense of how little sense the movie makes. And finally, the guys discuss country music, which includes H. Alan's...unforgettable impression of Carrie Underwood. Unforgettable. Yeah, let's go with that. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices First, the guys weigh the pros and cons of annual gay pride celebrations around the world, which really boils down to one question: are parades THE WORST? Then, Brent, Eliot, and H. Alan all discuss the movie Book Club with comedienne Kara Klenk, host of the podcast Let's Talk About Texts. Even with A-listers Jane Fonda, Candice Bergen, Diane Keaton and Mary Steenburgen (or, as Brent pronounces it, "Steerburger"), this baffling, campy comedy toes the line between being bad good and bad BAD.  By the end of the movie, we learn that Diane Keaton's character is named...Diane, which should give you a sense of how little sense the movie makes. And finally, the guys discuss country music, which includes H. Alan's...unforgettable impression of Carrie Underwood. Unforgettable. Yeah, let's go with that.

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]]> 2672 yes Lex, Esq. Brent, Eliot and H. Alan triumphantly break down an ACTUAL STUDY that details just how toxic Grindr can be for its users self-esteem. To stay on theme, Lex of YMIW's favorite blog The Problem Gays, commiserates with the guys about the epidemic of rejection among gay men: where we encounter it and how we react. And, finally, the guys explore the ultimate trifecta: underwear, pajamas and robes! Who wears what and, incidentally, does a single heterosexual man know what Andrew Christian is? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 06 Sep 2018 07:00:00 -0000 Lex, Esq. full Starburns Audio Brent, Eliot and H. Alan triumphantly break down an ACTUAL STUDY that details just how toxic Grindr can be for its users self-esteem. To stay on theme, Lex of YMIW's favorite blog The Problem Gays, commiserates with the guys about the epidemic of rejection among gay men: where we encounter it and how we react. And, finally, the guys explore the ultimate trifecta: underwear, pajamas and robes! Who wears what and, incidentally, does a single heterosexual man know what Andrew Christian is? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Brent, Eliot and H. Alan triumphantly break down an ACTUAL STUDY that details just how toxic Grindr can be for its users self-esteem. To stay on theme, Lex of YMIW's favorite blog The Problem Gays, commiserates with the guys about the epidemic of rejection among gay men: where we encounter it and how we react. And, finally, the guys explore the ultimate trifecta: underwear, pajamas and robes! Who wears what and, incidentally, does a single heterosexual man know what Andrew Christian is?

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]]> 3095 yes Kiran Gandhi First, the guys talk about Masterpiece Cakeshop of Colorado, where Christian baker Jack Phillips refused to bake a cake for a gay couple, a case that made its way to the Supreme Court. (Fun fact: the same guy LATER refused to bake a cake for a transgender woman, just as Jesus would have wanted!) Then, Kiran Gandhi of the project Madame Gandhi and drummer for M.I.A. and Kehlani, proves what makes her impossibly cool: she's a queer feminist activist, TED talk speaker, and Gap ad model whose story went viral when she "free bled" while running the 2015 London marathon. And when it comes to shitty first jobs, Brent and H. Alan can't hold a candle to Eliot's bizarre, endless list of 25 part-time gigs at Talbots, McDonald's, and an Entenmann's factory where he was driven to tears after being subjected to a 24/7 loop of attack birds squawking: an "eco-friendly" method of keeping rats out of the parking lot. It didn't work, but at least we can all laugh about it together. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 30 Aug 2018 07:00:00 -0000 Kiran Gandhi full Starburns Audio First, the guys talk about Masterpiece Cakeshop of Colorado, where Christian baker Jack Phillips refused to bake a cake for a gay couple, a case that made its way to the Supreme Court. (Fun fact: the same guy LATER refused to bake a cake for a transgender woman, just as Jesus would have wanted!) Then, Kiran Gandhi of the project Madame Gandhi and drummer for M.I.A. and Kehlani, proves what makes her impossibly cool: she's a queer feminist activist, TED talk speaker, and Gap ad model whose story went viral when she "free bled" while running the 2015 London marathon. And when it comes to shitty first jobs, Brent and H. Alan can't hold a candle to Eliot's bizarre, endless list of 25 part-time gigs at Talbots, McDonald's, and an Entenmann's factory where he was driven to tears after being subjected to a 24/7 loop of attack birds squawking: an "eco-friendly" method of keeping rats out of the parking lot. It didn't work, but at least we can all laugh about it together. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices First, the guys talk about Masterpiece Cakeshop of Colorado, where Christian baker Jack Phillips refused to bake a cake for a gay couple, a case that made its way to the Supreme Court. (Fun fact: the same guy LATER refused to bake a cake for a transgender woman, just as Jesus would have wanted!) Then, Kiran Gandhi of the project Madame Gandhi and drummer for M.I.A. and Kehlani, proves what makes her impossibly cool: she's a queer feminist activist, TED talk speaker, and Gap ad model whose story went viral when she "free bled" while running the 2015 London marathon. And when it comes to shitty first jobs, Brent and H. Alan can't hold a candle to Eliot's bizarre, endless list of 25 part-time gigs at Talbots, McDonald's, and an Entenmann's factory where he was driven to tears after being subjected to a 24/7 loop of attack birds squawking: an "eco-friendly" method of keeping rats out of the parking lot. It didn't work, but at least we can all laugh about it together.

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]]> 3547 yes Jaboukie Young-White Is a Log Cabin (read: gay) Republican a bad person? What if he manages a CVS and calls the cops on a Black customer using a coupon he doesn't recognize? Because, yes, THAT JUST HAPPENED in Chicago. Next, comedian and twunk-in-progress Jaboukie Young-White joins Brent, Eliot and H. Alan to break down Grindr "tribes:" bear, clean-cut, daddy, discreet, geek, jock, leather, otter, poz, rugged, trans, and twink. Collect 'em all! And finally, BUCKLE UP as the guys talk CARS!  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 23 Aug 2018 07:00:00 -0000 Jaboukie Young-White full Starburns Audio Is a Log Cabin (read: gay) Republican a bad person? What if he manages a CVS and calls the cops on a Black customer using a coupon he doesn't recognize? Because, yes, THAT JUST HAPPENED in Chicago. Next, comedian and twunk-in-progress Jaboukie Young-White joins Brent, Eliot and H. Alan to break down Grindr "tribes:" bear, clean-cut, daddy, discreet, geek, jock, leather, otter, poz, rugged, trans, and twink. Collect 'em all! And finally, BUCKLE UP as the guys talk CARS!  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Is a Log Cabin (read: gay) Republican a bad person? What if he manages a CVS and calls the cops on a Black customer using a coupon he doesn't recognize? Because, yes, THAT JUST HAPPENED in Chicago. Next, comedian and twunk-in-progress Jaboukie Young-White joins Brent, Eliot and H. Alan to break down Grindr "tribes:" bear, clean-cut, daddy, discreet, geek, jock, leather, otter, poz, rugged, trans, and twink. Collect 'em all! And finally, BUCKLE UP as the guys talk CARS! 

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]]> 2362 yes Gabe Liedman Brent, Eliot and H. Alan ask if it's okay to be gay and eat at Chik-fil-A, the fast food chain known for donating millions to an anti-gay political organization...and also THEIR DELICIOUS CHICKEN! Then, comedian and writer Gabe Liedman joins the guys to discuss why they love the women they do, from old standards (Liza, Barbra, Madonna) to sleeper hits (Debbie Gibson, Rita Rudner, Countess LuAnn) to Black lesbian (!) Republican (!!) coke-head (!!!) Nell Carter, the star of Dreamgirls and Gimme A Break!whose clitoris is the stuff of LEGEND. Good luck finding ANOTHER podcast where four adult men fan out over Supreme Court Judge Elena Kagan, 9/11 truther Christine Ebersole, and Anne "You ARE The Weakest Link, goodbye!" Robinson. And finally, the guys talk about -- cue "Valley Girl voice" -- THE MALL, which H. Alan passionately argues is "the best place to masturbate," a revelation that baffles his co-hosts. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 16 Aug 2018 07:00:00 -0000 Gabe Liedman full Starburns Audio Brent, Eliot and H. Alan ask if it's okay to be gay and eat at Chik-fil-A, the fast food chain known for donating millions to an anti-gay political organization...and also THEIR DELICIOUS CHICKEN! Then, comedian and writer Gabe Liedman joins the guys to discuss why they love the women they do, from old standards (Liza, Barbra, Madonna) to sleeper hits (Debbie Gibson, Rita Rudner, Countess LuAnn) to Black lesbian (!) Republican (!!) coke-head (!!!) Nell Carter, the star of Dreamgirls and Gimme A Break!whose clitoris is the stuff of LEGEND. Good luck finding ANOTHER podcast where four adult men fan out over Supreme Court Judge Elena Kagan, 9/11 truther Christine Ebersole, and Anne "You ARE The Weakest Link, goodbye!" Robinson. And finally, the guys talk about -- cue "Valley Girl voice" -- THE MALL, which H. Alan passionately argues is "the best place to masturbate," a revelation that baffles his co-hosts. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Brent, Eliot and H. Alan ask if it's okay to be gay and eat at Chik-fil-A, the fast food chain known for donating millions to an anti-gay political organization...and also THEIR DELICIOUS CHICKEN! Then, comedian and writer Gabe Liedman joins the guys to discuss why they love the women they do, from old standards (Liza, Barbra, Madonna) to sleeper hits (Debbie Gibson, Rita Rudner, Countess LuAnn) to Black lesbian (!) Republican (!!) coke-head (!!!) Nell Carter, the star of Dreamgirls and Gimme A Break!whose clitoris is the stuff of LEGEND. Good luck finding ANOTHER podcast where four adult men fan out over Supreme Court Judge Elena Kagan, 9/11 truther Christine Ebersole, and Anne "You ARE The Weakest Link, goodbye!" Robinson. And finally, the guys talk about -- cue "Valley Girl voice" -- THE MALL, which H. Alan passionately argues is "the best place to masturbate," a revelation that baffles his co-hosts.

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]]> 2423 yes Georgia Hardstark My Favorite Murder's Georgia Hardstark nerds out with fellow true crime aficionados Brent and H. Alan, while Eliot conflates JonBenet, pineapples, and more Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 09 Aug 2018 07:01:00 -0000 Georgia Hardstark full 12 Starburns Audio My Favorite Murder's Georgia Hardstark nerds out with fellow true crime aficionados Brent and H. Alan, while Eliot conflates JonBenet, pineapples, and more Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices My Favorite Murder's Georgia Hardstark nerds out with fellow true crime aficionados Brent and H. Alan, while Eliot conflates JonBenet, pineapples, and more

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]]> 2960 Mamrie Hart First, Brent, Eliot and H. Alan wonder if saying "fag" automatically makes a straight person homophobic, as actor Lakeith Stanfield did while "rapping in character" (ugh) in a now-deleted Instagram video. Then, renaissance woman Mamrie Hart (and her beloved lap dog Beanz) talk BDE: Big Dick Energy, a specific type of confidence made famous by Ariana Grande's future ex-husband Pete Davidson. Is BDE real, and who has it: Obama? Rihanna? ...BEANZ? And finally, the guys talk about air conditioning, which dictates Eliot's life so much that he's even refused a FREE trip to Israel with H. Alan. It may be The Promised Land, but without central air, how great can it really be? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 02 Aug 2018 07:00:00 -0000 Mamrie Hart full 11 Starburns Audio First, Brent, Eliot and H. Alan wonder if saying "fag" automatically makes a straight person homophobic, as actor Lakeith Stanfield did while "rapping in character" (ugh) in a now-deleted Instagram video. Then, renaissance woman Mamrie Hart (and her beloved lap dog Beanz) talk BDE: Big Dick Energy, a specific type of confidence made famous by Ariana Grande's future ex-husband Pete Davidson. Is BDE real, and who has it: Obama? Rihanna? ...BEANZ? And finally, the guys talk about air conditioning, which dictates Eliot's life so much that he's even refused a FREE trip to Israel with H. Alan. It may be The Promised Land, but without central air, how great can it really be? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices First, Brent, Eliot and H. Alan wonder if saying "fag" automatically makes a straight person homophobic, as actor Lakeith Stanfield did while "rapping in character" (ugh) in a now-deleted Instagram video. Then, renaissance woman Mamrie Hart (and her beloved lap dog Beanz) talk BDE: Big Dick Energy, a specific type of confidence made famous by Ariana Grande's future ex-husband Pete Davidson. Is BDE real, and who has it: Obama? Rihanna? ...BEANZ? And finally, the guys talk about air conditioning, which dictates Eliot's life so much that he's even refused a FREE trip to Israel with H. Alan. It may be The Promised Land, but without central air, how great can it really be?

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]]> 2644 10: Colton Haynes First, the guys discuss the value of IRL-intimidation-as-protest, and whether or not it would be cool to kick Sarah Huckabee Sanders out of a Taco Bell. Colton Haynes then joins Brent, Eliot and H. Alan to talk about Boyfriend Twins: men who date someo... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 26 Jul 2018 07:01:00 -0000 10: Colton Haynes full 10 Starburns Audio First, the guys discuss the value of IRL-intimidation-as-protest, and whether or not it would be cool to kick Sarah Huckabee Sanders out of a Taco Bell. Colton Haynes then joins Brent, Eliot and H. Alan to talk about Boyfriend Twins: men who date someo... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices First, the guys discuss the value of IRL-intimidation-as-protest, and whether or not it would be cool to kick Sarah Huckabee Sanders out of a Taco Bell. Colton Haynes then joins Brent, Eliot and H. Alan to talk about Boyfriend Twins: men who date someo...

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]]> 3226 yes 9: Lena Dunham Eliot, the ultimate masochist, inflicts the ultimate clickbait on an unenthused Brent and H. Alan: a viral story about a 19-year-old guy who posted about going to the hospital after sucking a 10" dick. (Great job, Gay Media.) Then, Lena Dunham teaches ... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 19 Jul 2018 07:01:00 -0000 9: Lena Dunham full 9 Starburns Audio Eliot, the ultimate masochist, inflicts the ultimate clickbait on an unenthused Brent and H. Alan: a viral story about a 19-year-old guy who posted about going to the hospital after sucking a 10" dick. (Great job, Gay Media.) Then, Lena Dunham teaches ... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Eliot, the ultimate masochist, inflicts the ultimate clickbait on an unenthused Brent and H. Alan: a viral story about a 19-year-old guy who posted about going to the hospital after sucking a 10" dick. (Great job, Gay Media.) Then, Lena Dunham teaches ...

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]]> 3239 yes 8: Louis Virtel The guys debate whether Grind​r's sharing of user​ data ​actually matters​ in the age of​ sex tapes and​ Cambridge Analytica​, which should definitely be someone's drag name. ​Then, writer/comic/podcaster and gif-able Jeopardy! contestant Louis Virtel ... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 12 Jul 2018 07:01:00 -0000 8: Louis Virtel full 8 Starburns Audio The guys debate whether Grind​r's sharing of user​ data ​actually matters​ in the age of​ sex tapes and​ Cambridge Analytica​, which should definitely be someone's drag name. ​Then, writer/comic/podcaster and gif-able Jeopardy! contestant Louis Virtel ... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices The guys debate whether Grind​r's sharing of user​ data ​actually matters​ in the age of​ sex tapes and​ Cambridge Analytica​, which should definitely be someone's drag name. ​Then, writer/comic/podcaster and gif-able Jeopardy! contestant Louis Virtel ...

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]]> 3209 yes 7: Danny Pellegrino First, the guys disembowel the unnerving argument by the New York Times that we're living in "the age of the twink." UGH. Then, Danny Pellegrino of the podcast EVERYTHING ICONIC helps break down exactly what constitutes as "camp" these days, from Count... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 05 Jul 2018 07:01:00 -0000 7: Danny Pellegrino full 7 Starburns Audio First, the guys disembowel the unnerving argument by the New York Times that we're living in "the age of the twink." UGH. Then, Danny Pellegrino of the podcast EVERYTHING ICONIC helps break down exactly what constitutes as "camp" these days, from Count... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices First, the guys disembowel the unnerving argument by the New York Times that we're living in "the age of the twink." UGH. Then, Danny Pellegrino of the podcast EVERYTHING ICONIC helps break down exactly what constitutes as "camp" these days, from Count...

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]]> 3034 yes 6: Sabrina Jalees First, the guys try to figure out who Rita Ora is, and if we should be mad at her for releasing a [terrible] anthem to bisexuality. Then, comedian and writer Sabrina Jalees explains why this Rita ("Who?") Ora person is offensive. Then, she tells the in... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 28 Jun 2018 07:01:00 -0000 6: Sabrina Jalees full 6 Starburns Audio First, the guys try to figure out who Rita Ora is, and if we should be mad at her for releasing a [terrible] anthem to bisexuality. Then, comedian and writer Sabrina Jalees explains why this Rita ("Who?") Ora person is offensive. Then, she tells the in... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices First, the guys try to figure out who Rita Ora is, and if we should be mad at her for releasing a [terrible] anthem to bisexuality. Then, comedian and writer Sabrina Jalees explains why this Rita ("Who?") Ora person is offensive. Then, she tells the in...

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]]> 2833 yes 5: Amanda Seales Eliot, Brent and H. Alan figure out if they like the Pope after he's nice to AT LEAST ONE gay! Then, Small Doses host Amanda Seales and the guys have a "spirited discussion" about what happens when white gay guys...borrow...from Black women. Yeah, "bor... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 21 Jun 2018 07:01:00 -0000 5: Amanda Seales full 5 Starburns Audio Eliot, Brent and H. Alan figure out if they like the Pope after he's nice to AT LEAST ONE gay! Then, Small Doses host Amanda Seales and the guys have a "spirited discussion" about what happens when white gay guys...borrow...from Black women. Yeah, "bor... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Eliot, Brent and H. Alan figure out if they like the Pope after he's nice to AT LEAST ONE gay! Then, Small Doses host Amanda Seales and the guys have a "spirited discussion" about what happens when white gay guys...borrow...from Black women. Yeah, "bor...

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]]> 2407 yes 3: MOSHE KASHER Eliot, Brent, and H. Alan assess whether Barbara Bush was good for the gays, and whether it was cruel of George and Laura to name their own daughter Barbara. Moshe Kasher joins the guys to talk about the immediate polemic outrage that's recently follow... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 14 Jun 2018 07:01:00 -0000 3: MOSHE KASHER full 3 Starburns Audio Eliot, Brent, and H. Alan assess whether Barbara Bush was good for the gays, and whether it was cruel of George and Laura to name their own daughter Barbara. Moshe Kasher joins the guys to talk about the immediate polemic outrage that's recently follow... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Eliot, Brent, and H. Alan assess whether Barbara Bush was good for the gays, and whether it was cruel of George and Laura to name their own daughter Barbara. Moshe Kasher joins the guys to talk about the immediate polemic outrage that's recently follow...

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]]> 2898 yes 4: NICOLE BYER Eliot, Brent, and H. Alan talk about Trump's boner for a trans ban in the military. Then, quintuple-threat Nicole Byer then joins the guys to break down how lame it is when gay guys are like "Ew, vaginas!" and why that trope is SO tired and SO boring. ... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 14 Jun 2018 07:01:00 -0000 4: NICOLE BYER full 4 Starburns Audio Eliot, Brent, and H. Alan talk about Trump's boner for a trans ban in the military. Then, quintuple-threat Nicole Byer then joins the guys to break down how lame it is when gay guys are like "Ew, vaginas!" and why that trope is SO tired and SO boring. ... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Eliot, Brent, and H. Alan talk about Trump's boner for a trans ban in the military. Then, quintuple-threat Nicole Byer then joins the guys to break down how lame it is when gay guys are like "Ew, vaginas!" and why that trope is SO tired and SO boring. ...

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]]> 2918 yes 2: ALASKA THUNDERFUCK Eliot, Brent, and H. Alan analyze their feelings about the Queer Eye reboot upon the launch of season two, including Antoni's infamous avocado controversy. Alaska Thunderfuck joins the guys to break down how and why Drag Race not only changed his life,... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 14 Jun 2018 07:01:00 -0000 2: ALASKA THUNDERFUCK full 2 Starburns Audio Eliot, Brent, and H. Alan analyze their feelings about the Queer Eye reboot upon the launch of season two, including Antoni's infamous avocado controversy. Alaska Thunderfuck joins the guys to break down how and why Drag Race not only changed his life,... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Eliot, Brent, and H. Alan analyze their feelings about the Queer Eye reboot upon the launch of season two, including Antoni's infamous avocado controversy. Alaska Thunderfuck joins the guys to break down how and why Drag Race not only changed his life,...

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]]> 2756 yes 1: Ep 00 Who's making it worse? Eliot, Brent, and H. Alan, three comedians and decade-long friends, explain the premise of the podcast, in which they complain, articulate, and argue about why being gay can often be EXHAUSTING. Each episode features a special guest (i.e. Alaska Thunde... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Mon, 04 Jun 2018 07:01:00 -0000 1: Ep 00 Who's making it worse? full 1 Starburns Audio Eliot, Brent, and H. Alan, three comedians and decade-long friends, explain the premise of the podcast, in which they complain, articulate, and argue about why being gay can often be EXHAUSTING. Each episode features a special guest (i.e. Alaska Thunde... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Eliot, Brent, and H. Alan, three comedians and decade-long friends, explain the premise of the podcast, in which they complain, articulate, and argue about why being gay can often be EXHAUSTING. Each episode features a special guest (i.e. Alaska Thunde...

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