May The Force Live Long and Prosper https://www.instagram.com/maytheforcelivelongandprosper/?utm_source=ig_web_button_share_sheet en 2025 Dietrich Stogner and Cate Page Cate Page and Dietrich Stogner, two authors who love stories and storytelling, break down some of their favorite nerdy television shows of all time, watching an episode of Star Wars: The Clone Wars one week, and Star Trek: Deep Space Nine the next. https://megaphone.imgix.net/podcasts/19a762b6-0c45-11f1-b0b9-6f0a62c7ff7a/image/30bf3effac5b073710dd9bb72a0e23d2.png?ixlib=rails-4.3.1&max-w=3000&max-h=3000&fit=crop&auto=format,compress May The Force Live Long and Prosper https://www.instagram.com/maytheforcelivelongandprosper/?utm_source=ig_web_button_share_sheet yes episodic Dietrich Stogner and Cate Page Cate Page and Dietrich Stogner, two authors who love stories and storytelling, break down some of their favorite nerdy television shows of all time, watching an episode of Star Wars: The Clone Wars one week, and Star Trek: Deep Space Nine the next. Dietrich Stogner and Cate Page dietrichstogner@gmail.com Episode 30: General Grevious Birthday Surprise This week, Cate and Dietrich discuss the episode "Trespass", in which some already creepy toys from the late 80s get exponentially more terrifying when a racist moron opens his mouth. The pair discuss Anakin's dedication to his night school art classes, Obi-Wan's unfortunate boomer tendencies when he doesn't speak the local language, and the frustration the pair feel at constantly being denied Quiznos. In addition, we meet a Padme-worshipping tween who needs some serious conflict resolution training, an entitled white man with power and a serious need of a filter, and some clones who definitely don't get paid enough for this crap. It's the rare episode that could have been dramatically improved by the inclusion of an org chart, and you can send your questions or comments to maytheforcelivelongandpodcast@gmail.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Tue, 09 Jun 2026 12:26:00 -0000 full Dietrich Stogner and Cate Page This week, Cate and Dietrich discuss the episode "Trespass", in which some already creepy toys from the late 80s get exponentially more terrifying when a racist moron opens his mouth. The pair discuss Anakin's dedication to his night school art classes, Obi-Wan's unfortunate boomer tendencies when he doesn't speak the local language, and the frustration the pair feel at constantly being denied Quiznos. In addition, we meet a Padme-worshipping tween who needs some serious conflict resolution training, an entitled white man with power and a serious need of a filter, and some clones who definitely don't get paid enough for this crap. It's the rare episode that could have been dramatically improved by the inclusion of an org chart, and you can send your questions or comments to maytheforcelivelongandpodcast@gmail.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices This week, Cate and Dietrich discuss the episode "Trespass", in which some already creepy toys from the late 80s get exponentially more terrifying when a racist moron opens his mouth. The pair discuss Anakin's dedication to his night school art classes, Obi-Wan's unfortunate boomer tendencies when he doesn't speak the local language, and the frustration the pair feel at constantly being denied Quiznos. In addition, we meet a Padme-worshipping tween who needs some serious conflict resolution training, an entitled white man with power and a serious need of a filter, and some clones who definitely don't get paid enough for this crap. It's the rare episode that could have been dramatically improved by the inclusion of an org chart, and you can send your questions or comments to maytheforcelivelongandpodcast@gmail.com.

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]]> 3422 yes Episode 29: Barrels of Cardassian Ketchup This week, Cate and Dietrich discuss the sugar of a B-story that helps one hell of a heavy A-story go down, and Jake and Nog shoulder the nigh-on impossible task of keeping an episode about the scars left by the brutal subjugation of the people forcing everyone to dirty their hands light and fun. Fortunately, the Noh-Jay Consortium is up to the task. Cate and Dietrich talk about the gleeful joy of stubborn octogenarians, Cate's ability to manifest a befuddled O'Brien, and the surprisingly effective protest tactic of a slow-cooker meal. In addition, they chat about tween landowners, the desperate need for more girl talk on this show, and Bashir learns to be cool for like A SECOND. You can send questions or comments to maytheforcelivelongandpodcast@gmail.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Tue, 02 Jun 2026 11:00:00 -0000 full Dietrich Stogner and Cate Page This week, Cate and Dietrich discuss the sugar of a B-story that helps one hell of a heavy A-story go down, and Jake and Nog shoulder the nigh-on impossible task of keeping an episode about the scars left by the brutal subjugation of the people forcing everyone to dirty their hands light and fun. Fortunately, the Noh-Jay Consortium is up to the task. Cate and Dietrich talk about the gleeful joy of stubborn octogenarians, Cate's ability to manifest a befuddled O'Brien, and the surprisingly effective protest tactic of a slow-cooker meal. In addition, they chat about tween landowners, the desperate need for more girl talk on this show, and Bashir learns to be cool for like A SECOND. You can send questions or comments to maytheforcelivelongandpodcast@gmail.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices This week, Cate and Dietrich discuss the sugar of a B-story that helps one hell of a heavy A-story go down, and Jake and Nog shoulder the nigh-on impossible task of keeping an episode about the scars left by the brutal subjugation of the people forcing everyone to dirty their hands light and fun. Fortunately, the Noh-Jay Consortium is up to the task. Cate and Dietrich talk about the gleeful joy of stubborn octogenarians, Cate's ability to manifest a befuddled O'Brien, and the surprisingly effective protest tactic of a slow-cooker meal. In addition, they chat about tween landowners, the desperate need for more girl talk on this show, and Bashir learns to be cool for like A SECOND.

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]]> 3427 yes Episode 28: Droid Head Supermarket Sweep This week, Cate and Dietrich dig into Defenders of Peace, the episode of The Clone Wars that has the unfortunate distinction to follow up the outstanding Jedi Crash. The pair dig into Sun Tzu's glowstick stratagems, find delight in Ashoka demonstrating the fact that she is not a pacifist in the most direct way possible, and lament the freshman philosophy class debates that are the raisins in this particular potato salad. In addition, Dietrich samples his very first Uncrustable, Cate shares her delight at the newest Star War, and they bring what you're all drooling for: those hot Bi-Lo references. You can send questions or comments to maytheforcelivelongandpodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Tue, 26 May 2026 12:20:00 -0000 full Dietrich Stogner and Cate Page This week, Cate and Dietrich dig into Defenders of Peace, the episode of The Clone Wars that has the unfortunate distinction to follow up the outstanding Jedi Crash. The pair dig into Sun Tzu's glowstick stratagems, find delight in Ashoka demonstrating the fact that she is not a pacifist in the most direct way possible, and lament the freshman philosophy class debates that are the raisins in this particular potato salad. In addition, Dietrich samples his very first Uncrustable, Cate shares her delight at the newest Star War, and they bring what you're all drooling for: those hot Bi-Lo references. You can send questions or comments to maytheforcelivelongandpodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices This week, Cate and Dietrich dig into Defenders of Peace, the episode of The Clone Wars that has the unfortunate distinction to follow up the outstanding Jedi Crash. The pair dig into Sun Tzu's glowstick stratagems, find delight in Ashoka demonstrating the fact that she is not a pacifist in the most direct way possible, and lament the freshman philosophy class debates that are the raisins in this particular potato salad. In addition, Dietrich samples his very first Uncrustable, Cate shares her delight at the newest Star War, and they bring what you're all drooling for: those hot Bi-Lo references.

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]]> 3798 yes Episode 27: Unfortunately, Back to Bajor This week, Dietrich and Cate dig into the Deep Space Nine episode "The Storyteller" to try to find a shred of common sense and generally come up empty. Does it make sense why a teenage girl is threatening war because of a wobbly river? Does it make sense why a goo cloud menacing an entire village of day players hasn't gotten more attention? Does it make sense why Tony Robbins is the only hope for a village with the worst conflict resolution techniques in history? No, but it's a lot of fun to talk about. The pair discuss gangly teenage love triangles, the dangers of community theater against medical advice, and just how lucky the Bajorans are that Julian didn't get the weird bride offer. You can send questions or comments to maytheforcelivelongandpodcast@gmail.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Tue, 19 May 2026 11:00:00 -0000 full Dietrich Stogner and Cate Page This week, Dietrich and Cate dig into the Deep Space Nine episode "The Storyteller" to try to find a shred of common sense and generally come up empty. Does it make sense why a teenage girl is threatening war because of a wobbly river? Does it make sense why a goo cloud menacing an entire village of day players hasn't gotten more attention? Does it make sense why Tony Robbins is the only hope for a village with the worst conflict resolution techniques in history? No, but it's a lot of fun to talk about. The pair discuss gangly teenage love triangles, the dangers of community theater against medical advice, and just how lucky the Bajorans are that Julian didn't get the weird bride offer. You can send questions or comments to maytheforcelivelongandpodcast@gmail.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices This week, Dietrich and Cate dig into the Deep Space Nine episode "The Storyteller" to try to find a shred of common sense and generally come up empty. Does it make sense why a teenage girl is threatening war because of a wobbly river? Does it make sense why a goo cloud menacing an entire village of day players hasn't gotten more attention? Does it make sense why Tony Robbins is the only hope for a village with the worst conflict resolution techniques in history? No, but it's a lot of fun to talk about. The pair discuss gangly teenage love triangles, the dangers of community theater against medical advice, and just how lucky the Bajorans are that Julian didn't get the weird bride offer.

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]]> 3452 yes Episode 26: Sam The Eagle Night Terrors This week, Cate and Dietrich dig into Jedi Crash, an absolutely breakneck whirlwind of an episode that sees more happen in the first three minutes than most episodes see in their full run. We settle the landmark case of Anakin V Massive Wall of Fire, debate whether the writers or animators consumed more nose candy during the production, and discuss just how lean Sam The Eagle's roasted flesh would be. In addition, a muppet beatnik lectures the Jedi on hypocrisy, the Chosen One learns that moxie and pluck are no match for extensive internal bleeding, and we learn the restorative powers of goo-based waterboarding. If you have questions or comments you can email us at maytheforcelivelongandpodcast@gmail.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Tue, 12 May 2026 14:56:00 -0000 full Dietrich Stogner and Cate Page This week, Cate and Dietrich dig into Jedi Crash, an absolutely breakneck whirlwind of an episode that sees more happen in the first three minutes than most episodes see in their full run. We settle the landmark case of Anakin V Massive Wall of Fire, debate whether the writers or animators consumed more nose candy during the production, and discuss just how lean Sam The Eagle's roasted flesh would be. In addition, a muppet beatnik lectures the Jedi on hypocrisy, the Chosen One learns that moxie and pluck are no match for extensive internal bleeding, and we learn the restorative powers of goo-based waterboarding. If you have questions or comments you can email us at maytheforcelivelongandpodcast@gmail.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices This week, Cate and Dietrich dig into Jedi Crash, an absolutely breakneck whirlwind of an episode that sees more happen in the first three minutes than most episodes see in their full run. We settle the landmark case of Anakin V Massive Wall of Fire, debate whether the writers or animators consumed more nose candy during the production, and discuss just how lean Sam The Eagle's roasted flesh would be. In addition, a muppet beatnik lectures the Jedi on hypocrisy, the Chosen One learns that moxie and pluck are no match for extensive internal bleeding, and we learn the restorative powers of goo-based waterboarding.

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]]> 3770 yes Episode 25: Zombie Popes and Guilt Stares This week, Cate and Dietrich sit down to discuss the season one episode "Battle Lines", in which we learn that Benjamin Sisko's one weakness is Catholic guilt. The pair chat about Kira's questionable stress management techniques, Keiko possibly throwing down with Quark to prevent Molly from entering the cutthroat world of estate auctions, and the fact that Dax and O'Brien are so goddamn good at solving problems that it might become narratively annoying. It's an episode that dips into some complicated ideas, including how we embrace or reject the violence that's a part of who we are, the philosophical horror of immortality and war, and just how many ways is Odo going to get yelled at by some alien priests. If you want to contact us, you can do so at maytheforcelivelongandpodcast@gmail.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Mon, 04 May 2026 11:00:00 -0000 full Dietrich Stogner and Cate Page This week, Cate and Dietrich sit down to discuss the season one episode "Battle Lines", in which we learn that Benjamin Sisko's one weakness is Catholic guilt. The pair chat about Kira's questionable stress management techniques, Keiko possibly throwing down with Quark to prevent Molly from entering the cutthroat world of estate auctions, and the fact that Dax and O'Brien are so goddamn good at solving problems that it might become narratively annoying. It's an episode that dips into some complicated ideas, including how we embrace or reject the violence that's a part of who we are, the philosophical horror of immortality and war, and just how many ways is Odo going to get yelled at by some alien priests. If you want to contact us, you can do so at maytheforcelivelongandpodcast@gmail.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices This week, Cate and Dietrich sit down to discuss the season one episode "Battle Lines", in which we learn that Benjamin Sisko's one weakness is Catholic guilt. The pair chat about Kira's questionable stress management techniques, Keiko possibly throwing down with Quark to prevent Molly from entering the cutthroat world of estate auctions, and the fact that Dax and O'Brien are so goddamn good at solving problems that it might become narratively annoying. It's an episode that dips into some complicated ideas, including how we embrace or reject the violence that's a part of who we are, the philosophical horror of immortality and war, and just how many ways is Odo going to get yelled at by some alien priests.

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]]> 3728 yes May The 4th Bonus: Peyote-Fueled F*ck Wagon To celebrate May The 4th, Cate and Dietrich dive into the 2009 film Fanboys, a movie that answers the question, "How uncomfortable do two nerds feel discussing a movie that's aged like cream in a sauna?" They spend time discussing Danny Trejo's beautiful smile, the many layers of the greatest van ever built, and the shockingly poor security at Skywalker Ranch. It's a complicated movie to talk about, bouncing between painfully awkward portrayals of the Star Trek / Star Wars rivalry, a plot that pingpongs wildly between too much subtext and not a single solitary drop, and several scenes that need to be dragged out into the desert and told to look at the stars while we do what has to be done. But it's also something of a miracle, a love letter that's pointed less at Star Wars and more at the joy, friendship, and devotion that this universe has inspired. We hope you all enjoy this monster-length bonus, and that you all have a happy May the 4th! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Mon, 04 May 2026 11:00:00 -0000 bonus Dietrich Stogner and Cate Page To celebrate May The 4th, Cate and Dietrich dive into the 2009 film Fanboys, a movie that answers the question, "How uncomfortable do two nerds feel discussing a movie that's aged like cream in a sauna?" They spend time discussing Danny Trejo's beautiful smile, the many layers of the greatest van ever built, and the shockingly poor security at Skywalker Ranch. It's a complicated movie to talk about, bouncing between painfully awkward portrayals of the Star Trek / Star Wars rivalry, a plot that pingpongs wildly between too much subtext and not a single solitary drop, and several scenes that need to be dragged out into the desert and told to look at the stars while we do what has to be done. But it's also something of a miracle, a love letter that's pointed less at Star Wars and more at the joy, friendship, and devotion that this universe has inspired. We hope you all enjoy this monster-length bonus, and that you all have a happy May the 4th! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices To celebrate May The 4th, Cate and Dietrich dive into the 2009 film Fanboys, a movie that answers the question, "How uncomfortable do two nerds feel discussing a movie that's aged like cream in a sauna?" They spend time discussing Danny Trejo's beautiful smile, the many layers of the greatest van ever built, and the shockingly poor security at Skywalker Ranch. It's a complicated movie to talk about, bouncing between painfully awkward portrayals of the Star Trek / Star Wars rivalry, a plot that pingpongs wildly between too much subtext and not a single solitary drop, and several scenes that need to be dragged out into the desert and told to look at the stars while we do what has to be done. But it's also something of a miracle, a love letter that's pointed less at Star Wars and more at the joy, friendship, and devotion that this universe has inspired. We hope you all enjoy this monster-length bonus, and that you all have a happy May the 4th!

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]]> 6096 yes Episode 24: JamTalk with Cate and Deety This week, Dietrich reluctantly sits down with Cate to discuss the latest adventures of nobody's favorite Gungan with Gungan Generals. They establish in no uncertain terms which current US policymaker fills the role of Jar Jar of the Senate, they dig deep into the proper jam choices and the unholy plasmid that is sunbutter, and they lament the decision made not to simply incorporate this legendary scene into the episode. In addition, they discuss the decision not to focus on the complexities of the Obi Wan / Dooku relationship, the ability of cowpigs to keep up with space Harleys, and whether or not Jar Jar is guilty of manslaughter (he absolutely is). You can send questions or comments to maytheforcelivelongandpodcast@gmail.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Tue, 28 Apr 2026 11:00:00 -0000 full Dietrich Stogner and Cate Page This week, Dietrich reluctantly sits down with Cate to discuss the latest adventures of nobody's favorite Gungan with Gungan Generals. They establish in no uncertain terms which current US policymaker fills the role of Jar Jar of the Senate, they dig deep into the proper jam choices and the unholy plasmid that is sunbutter, and they lament the decision made not to simply incorporate this legendary scene into the episode. In addition, they discuss the decision not to focus on the complexities of the Obi Wan / Dooku relationship, the ability of cowpigs to keep up with space Harleys, and whether or not Jar Jar is guilty of manslaughter (he absolutely is). You can send questions or comments to maytheforcelivelongandpodcast@gmail.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices This week, Dietrich reluctantly sits down with Cate to discuss the latest adventures of nobody's favorite Gungan with Gungan Generals. They establish in no uncertain terms which current US policymaker fills the role of Jar Jar of the Senate, they dig deep into the proper jam choices and the unholy plasmid that is sunbutter, and they lament the decision made not to simply incorporate this legendary scene into the episode. In addition, they discuss the decision not to focus on the complexities of the Obi Wan / Dooku relationship, the ability of cowpigs to keep up with space Harleys, and whether or not Jar Jar is guilty of manslaughter (he absolutely is).

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]]> 3261 yes Episode 23: We Don't Negotiate With Weirdos This week, Cate and Dietrich sit down to talk about The Vortex, an episode that argues that Odo's cousin can be found at any Claire's near you, debates whether murder is forgivable if the murder victim was just kind of a dick, and demonstrates once again that Quark pines helplessly for Odo's love. It's an episode that struggles with a tone vacillating wildly between "goofy crime caper" and "remember that time my family was murdered", and features some truly baffling decision making by Sisko, who takes prisoner transport way to lightly. Can an antagonist still be threatening while wearing a silver diaper? Are Bashir's parents dodging his calls begging them to help him find his dress uniform? Find out in this week's episode of May the Force Live Long and Prosper! You can send questions or comments to maytheforcelivelongandpodcast@gmail.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Tue, 21 Apr 2026 11:00:00 -0000 full Dietrich Stogner and Cate Page This week, Cate and Dietrich sit down to talk about The Vortex, an episode that argues that Odo's cousin can be found at any Claire's near you, debates whether murder is forgivable if the murder victim was just kind of a dick, and demonstrates once again that Quark pines helplessly for Odo's love. It's an episode that struggles with a tone vacillating wildly between "goofy crime caper" and "remember that time my family was murdered", and features some truly baffling decision making by Sisko, who takes prisoner transport way to lightly. Can an antagonist still be threatening while wearing a silver diaper? Are Bashir's parents dodging his calls begging them to help him find his dress uniform? Find out in this week's episode of May the Force Live Long and Prosper! You can send questions or comments to maytheforcelivelongandpodcast@gmail.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices This week, Cate and Dietrich sit down to talk about The Vortex, an episode that argues that Odo's cousin can be found at any Claire's near you, debates whether murder is forgivable if the murder victim was just kind of a dick, and demonstrates once again that Quark pines helplessly for Odo's love. It's an episode that struggles with a tone vacillating wildly between "goofy crime caper" and "remember that time my family was murdered", and features some truly baffling decision making by Sisko, who takes prisoner transport way to lightly. Can an antagonist still be threatening while wearing a silver diaper? Are Bashir's parents dodging his calls begging them to help him find his dress uniform? Find out in this week's episode of May the Force Live Long and Prosper!

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]]> 3176 yes Episode 22: Side Seat Jedi This week, Cate and Dietrich dig into the episode Dooku Captured, which for some goddamn reason kicks off about halfway through a really cool story we never get to see. We reunite with the galaxy's favorite bickering married couple back together again, we learn that Dooku has so much drip it's genuinely intimidating, and we meet the most bafflingly competent pirates in the galaxy. In addition, Dietrich gets quite angry at the reveal of Cricket prepaid lightsabers, we get some wet hot man-on-manbat action, and they cackle more than they probably should at a Jawa absolutely getting his shit rocked by a pirate. It's an incomplete episode with some pretty amazing sections that jump-scares you with a cliffhanger. You can send questions or comments to maytheforcelivelongandpodcast@gmail.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Tue, 14 Apr 2026 11:00:00 -0000 full Dietrich Stogner and Cate Page This week, Cate and Dietrich dig into the episode Dooku Captured, which for some goddamn reason kicks off about halfway through a really cool story we never get to see. We reunite with the galaxy's favorite bickering married couple back together again, we learn that Dooku has so much drip it's genuinely intimidating, and we meet the most bafflingly competent pirates in the galaxy. In addition, Dietrich gets quite angry at the reveal of Cricket prepaid lightsabers, we get some wet hot man-on-manbat action, and they cackle more than they probably should at a Jawa absolutely getting his shit rocked by a pirate. It's an incomplete episode with some pretty amazing sections that jump-scares you with a cliffhanger. You can send questions or comments to maytheforcelivelongandpodcast@gmail.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices This week, Cate and Dietrich dig into the episode Dooku Captured, which for some goddamn reason kicks off about halfway through a really cool story we never get to see. We reunite with the galaxy's favorite bickering married couple back together again, we learn that Dooku has so much drip it's genuinely intimidating, and we meet the most bafflingly competent pirates in the galaxy. In addition, Dietrich gets quite angry at the reveal of Cricket prepaid lightsabers, we get some wet hot man-on-manbat action, and they cackle more than they probably should at a Jawa absolutely getting his shit rocked by a pirate. It's an incomplete episode with some pretty amazing sections that jump-scares you with a cliffhanger.


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]]> 4235 yes Episode 21 : Ferengi Refractory Period This week, Dietrich finally gets his vengeance for the gnarled sexual awakening of Itchy by introducing the supernatural refractory period of an octogenarian Ferengi head of state. Cate looks on in existential horror as the pair debate the need for soundproofing the holosuites, the practicality of door to door autopsies, and whether or not Paramount is missing a tremendous opportunity by not selling dessicated corpse blind boxes. In addition, the A and B plots are so far apart they can't see each other without a telescope, Sisko gets parenting advice from every person to hove into his field of vision, and our greatest achievement is realized when Jake Sisko no longer is sleeping on the floor. You can send questions or comments to maytheforcelivelongandpodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Tue, 07 Apr 2026 11:00:00 -0000 full Dietrich Stogner and Cate Page This week, Dietrich finally gets his vengeance for the gnarled sexual awakening of Itchy by introducing the supernatural refractory period of an octogenarian Ferengi head of state. Cate looks on in existential horror as the pair debate the need for soundproofing the holosuites, the practicality of door to door autopsies, and whether or not Paramount is missing a tremendous opportunity by not selling dessicated corpse blind boxes. In addition, the A and B plots are so far apart they can't see each other without a telescope, Sisko gets parenting advice from every person to hove into his field of vision, and our greatest achievement is realized when Jake Sisko no longer is sleeping on the floor. You can send questions or comments to maytheforcelivelongandpodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices This week, Dietrich finally gets his vengeance for the gnarled sexual awakening of Itchy by introducing the supernatural refractory period of an octogenarian Ferengi head of state. Cate looks on in existential horror as the pair debate the need for soundproofing the holosuites, the practicality of door to door autopsies, and whether or not Paramount is missing a tremendous opportunity by not selling dessicated corpse blind boxes. In addition, the A and B plots are so far apart they can't see each other without a telescope, Sisko gets parenting advice from every person to hove into his field of vision, and our greatest achievement is realized when Jake Sisko no longer is sleeping on the floor.

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]]> 4527 yes Episode 20: Droids at the Improv This week, Cate and Dietrich discover the dreamboat of the Star Wars universe with Dietrich's future husband, Kit Fisto, who definitely will never have anything bad happen to him. Ever. We learn that battle droids are as good at improv as they are bad at battle, that Grevious somehow selected the sassiest of mechadoctors, and what the fearsome Jedi killer's non-negotiables were on his HGTV appearance. In addition, Wish.com Anakin learns why only the chosen one should flirt with vengeance, Dave Filoni plays coy about mutilation motivation, and Grevious proves not ready for the responsibility of pet ownership. You can send questions or comments to maytheforcelivelongandpodcast@gmail.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Tue, 31 Mar 2026 11:00:00 -0000 full Dietrich Stogner and Cate Page This week, Cate and Dietrich discover the dreamboat of the Star Wars universe with Dietrich's future husband, Kit Fisto, who definitely will never have anything bad happen to him. Ever. We learn that battle droids are as good at improv as they are bad at battle, that Grevious somehow selected the sassiest of mechadoctors, and what the fearsome Jedi killer's non-negotiables were on his HGTV appearance. In addition, Wish.com Anakin learns why only the chosen one should flirt with vengeance, Dave Filoni plays coy about mutilation motivation, and Grevious proves not ready for the responsibility of pet ownership. You can send questions or comments to maytheforcelivelongandpodcast@gmail.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices This week, Cate and Dietrich discover the dreamboat of the Star Wars universe with Dietrich's future husband, Kit Fisto, who definitely will never have anything bad happen to him. Ever. We learn that battle droids are as good at improv as they are bad at battle, that Grevious somehow selected the sassiest of mechadoctors, and what the fearsome Jedi killer's non-negotiables were on his HGTV appearance. In addition, Wish.com Anakin learns why only the chosen one should flirt with vengeance, Dave Filoni plays coy about mutilation motivation, and Grevious proves not ready for the responsibility of pet ownership.

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]]> 3974 yes Episode 19: Tricorder Security Blanket (featuring Taylor Vaughan) This week, Cate promptly invokes the new Taylor Rule, and the pair are joined by author Taylor Vaughan to discuss the fever dream acid trip that is Move Along Home. Cate shares the insanity of this episode unraveling with our guest, including the unsettling implication of Wadi fuck sticks, the hanging thread of Jake learning about the birds and the bees, and Bashir introducing the revolutionary tactic of screaming yourself awake. In addition, the trio discuss whether Dietrich actually NEEDS both ears, prospecting parties for children, and mourn the final appearance of Cate's favorite character. Nerd Primman, you will be missed. You can send questions or comments to maytheforcelivelongandpodcast@gmail.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Tue, 24 Mar 2026 11:00:00 -0000 full Dietrich Stogner and Cate Page This week, Cate promptly invokes the new Taylor Rule, and the pair are joined by author Taylor Vaughan to discuss the fever dream acid trip that is Move Along Home. Cate shares the insanity of this episode unraveling with our guest, including the unsettling implication of Wadi fuck sticks, the hanging thread of Jake learning about the birds and the bees, and Bashir introducing the revolutionary tactic of screaming yourself awake. In addition, the trio discuss whether Dietrich actually NEEDS both ears, prospecting parties for children, and mourn the final appearance of Cate's favorite character. Nerd Primman, you will be missed. You can send questions or comments to maytheforcelivelongandpodcast@gmail.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices This week, Cate promptly invokes the new Taylor Rule, and the pair are joined by author Taylor Vaughan to discuss the fever dream acid trip that is Move Along Home. Cate shares the insanity of this episode unraveling with our guest, including the unsettling implication of Wadi fuck sticks, the hanging thread of Jake learning about the birds and the bees, and Bashir introducing the revolutionary tactic of screaming yourself awake. In addition, the trio discuss whether Dietrich actually NEEDS both ears, prospecting parties for children, and mourn the final appearance of Cate's favorite character. Nerd Primman, you will be missed.

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]]> 4285 yes Episode 17: Can't Trust the Good Hair This week, Cate and Dietrich brave the second part of the Nute Gunray trilogy, an episode blessedly free from any Gungan interference. They talk about the importance of focusing on an emergency's location prior to dunking on someone, whether the Republic has a police brutality problem, and more. In addition, Cate builds a lightsaber, Dietrich tempts fate and bears in one weekend, and they calmly discuss the aerospace engineering choices of a flared base on a boarding ship. You can send questions or comments to maytheforcelivelongandpodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Tue, 17 Mar 2026 11:00:00 -0000 full Dietrich Stogner and Cate Page This week, Cate and Dietrich brave the second part of the Nute Gunray trilogy, an episode blessedly free from any Gungan interference. They talk about the importance of focusing on an emergency's location prior to dunking on someone, whether the Republic has a police brutality problem, and more. In addition, Cate builds a lightsaber, Dietrich tempts fate and bears in one weekend, and they calmly discuss the aerospace engineering choices of a flared base on a boarding ship. You can send questions or comments to maytheforcelivelongandpodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices This week, Cate and Dietrich brave the second part of the Nute Gunray trilogy, an episode blessedly free from any Gungan interference. They talk about the importance of focusing on an emergency's location prior to dunking on someone, whether the Republic has a police brutality problem, and more. In addition, Cate builds a lightsaber, Dietrich tempts fate and bears in one weekend, and they calmly discuss the aerospace engineering choices of a flared base on a boarding ship.

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]]> 4040 yes Episode 16: Bart Simpson Starship Stratagems This week, Cate and Dietrich sit down to chat about the masterclass in bad acting put on in The Passenger. Should Kira Nerys get a combat medal for not punting Julian straight out of an airlock? Did Starfleet send extra security because apparently these idiots are handing out clearances to every ham and egger that hoves into their field of view? Why was Dax so thrilled to see a petrie dish murder happen right in front of her? In addition, Cate cyberbullies a white bread nerd who annoys his way through the crew, we bid a fond farewell to Deep Space Nine's biggest stew influencer, and Alexander Siddig makes... some CHOICES when it comes to his performance. You can send questions or comments to maytheforcelivelongandpodcast@gmail.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Tue, 10 Mar 2026 11:00:00 -0000 full Dietrich Stogner and Cate Page This week, Cate and Dietrich sit down to chat about the masterclass in bad acting put on in The Passenger. Should Kira Nerys get a combat medal for not punting Julian straight out of an airlock? Did Starfleet send extra security because apparently these idiots are handing out clearances to every ham and egger that hoves into their field of view? Why was Dax so thrilled to see a petrie dish murder happen right in front of her? In addition, Cate cyberbullies a white bread nerd who annoys his way through the crew, we bid a fond farewell to Deep Space Nine's biggest stew influencer, and Alexander Siddig makes... some CHOICES when it comes to his performance. You can send questions or comments to maytheforcelivelongandpodcast@gmail.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices This week, Cate and Dietrich sit down to chat about the masterclass in bad acting put on in The Passenger. Should Kira Nerys get a combat medal for not punting Julian straight out of an airlock? Did Starfleet send extra security because apparently these idiots are handing out clearances to every ham and egger that hoves into their field of view? Why was Dax so thrilled to see a petrie dish murder happen right in front of her? In addition, Cate cyberbullies a white bread nerd who annoys his way through the crew, we bid a fond farewell to Deep Space Nine's biggest stew influencer, and Alexander Siddig makes... some CHOICES when it comes to his performance.

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]]> 3522 yes My Onoconda Don't Want None This week, Cate is absolutely delighted to discuss Bombad Jedi, and when Cate's delighted, Dietrich should be very, very worried. The pair sit down to chat about the Jar Jar Binks of it all, including Filoni absolutely going ham with his love of giant sea creatures, the sheer exhaustion that must be felt by the Gungan's guardian angel, and the two dozen times this episode should have come to a swift and bloody end. In addition, they attempt to rebuild this episode into something that's not a complete mess, a clone trooper tries to bring home the most impractical of pets, and we discuss that the only thing Palpatine hates more than the Jedi is Jar Jar Binks. Finally, we wrap up with a chat about the newest series in the Game of Thrones universe and a new Mumford and Sons album. You can send questions or comments to maytheforcelivelongandpodcast@gmail.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Tue, 03 Mar 2026 12:00:00 -0000 full Dietrich Stogner and Cate Page This week, Cate is absolutely delighted to discuss Bombad Jedi, and when Cate's delighted, Dietrich should be very, very worried. The pair sit down to chat about the Jar Jar Binks of it all, including Filoni absolutely going ham with his love of giant sea creatures, the sheer exhaustion that must be felt by the Gungan's guardian angel, and the two dozen times this episode should have come to a swift and bloody end. In addition, they attempt to rebuild this episode into something that's not a complete mess, a clone trooper tries to bring home the most impractical of pets, and we discuss that the only thing Palpatine hates more than the Jedi is Jar Jar Binks. Finally, we wrap up with a chat about the newest series in the Game of Thrones universe and a new Mumford and Sons album. You can send questions or comments to maytheforcelivelongandpodcast@gmail.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices This week, Cate is absolutely delighted to discuss Bombad Jedi, and when Cate's delighted, Dietrich should be very, very worried. The pair sit down to chat about the Jar Jar Binks of it all, including Filoni absolutely going ham with his love of giant sea creatures, the sheer exhaustion that must be felt by the Gungan's guardian angel, and the two dozen times this episode should have come to a swift and bloody end. In addition, they attempt to rebuild this episode into something that's not a complete mess, a clone trooper tries to bring home the most impractical of pets, and we discuss that the only thing Palpatine hates more than the Jedi is Jar Jar Binks. Finally, we wrap up with a chat about the newest series in the Game of Thrones universe and a new Mumford and Sons album.

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]]> 4046 yes Centenarian Rager This week, Cate and Dietrich dig into Deep Space Nine's first adventure in the courtroom, as Sisko, Kira, and the best guest star ever break out weapons-grade sass as they try to determine if Curzon Dax being a bit of a man-whore can justify Jadzia Dax being executed. The pair discuss Bashir crossing the line into a possible sexual harassment case, Sisko and Odo getting to wield the ferocious sword of MINOR ADMINISTRATIVE DETAILS, and spend the bulk of the episode swooning over Queen Anne Haney and her delightful round gavel. In addition, everyone panics when O'Brien goes on vacation, a surprise witness spills gallons of piping hot tea, and we announce our new partnership with Poderation! You can send questions or comments to maytheforcelivelongandpodcast@gmail.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Tue, 24 Feb 2026 12:00:00 -0000 full 1 14 Dietrich Stogner and Cate Page This week, Cate and Dietrich dig into Deep Space Nine's first adventure in the courtroom, as Sisko, Kira, and the best guest star ever break out weapons-grade sass as they try to determine if Curzon Dax being a bit of a man-whore can justify Jadzia Dax being executed. The pair discuss Bashir crossing the line into a possible sexual harassment case, Sisko and Odo getting to wield the ferocious sword of MINOR ADMINISTRATIVE DETAILS, and spend the bulk of the episode swooning over Queen Anne Haney and her delightful round gavel. In addition, everyone panics when O'Brien goes on vacation, a surprise witness spills gallons of piping hot tea, and we announce our new partnership with Poderation! You can send questions or comments to maytheforcelivelongandpodcast@gmail.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices This week, Cate and Dietrich dig into Deep Space Nine's first adventure in the courtroom, as Sisko, Kira, and the best guest star ever break out weapons-grade sass as they try to determine if Curzon Dax being a bit of a man-whore can justify Jadzia Dax being executed. The pair discuss Bashir crossing the line into a possible sexual harassment case, Sisko and Odo getting to wield the ferocious sword of MINOR ADMINISTRATIVE DETAILS, and spend the bulk of the episode swooning over Queen Anne Haney and her delightful round gavel. In addition, everyone panics when O'Brien goes on vacation, a surprise witness spills gallons of piping hot tea, and we announce our new partnership with Poderation!

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]]> 3418 yes Episode 13: Baby Bjorn Goldie This week, Cate and Dietrich ask the hard hitting questions, including: Can industrial grade steel shelving units withstand the scope of Cate's Star Wars apparel? How WOULD Dietrich properly wine and dine Anakin Skywalker should The Chosen One agree to be his Valentine? Does going barefoot on a ship cross a line that even Grevious refuses to cross? And most importantly, can Duel of the Droids redeem the previous episode? In addition, they discuss Ashoka's skydiving face, this franchise's deep adoration of tazers, and so much more. You can send questions or comments to maytheforcelivelongandprosper@gmail.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Tue, 17 Feb 2026 12:00:00 -0000 Baby Bjorn Goldie full 1 13 Dietrich Stogner and Cate Page This week, Cate and Dietrich ask the hard hitting questions, including: Can industrial grade steel shelving units withstand the scope of Cate's Star Wars apparel? How WOULD Dietrich properly wine and dine Anakin Skywalker should The Chosen One agree to be his Valentine? Does going barefoot on a ship cross a line that even Grevious refuses to cross? And most importantly, can Duel of the Droids redeem the previous episode? This week, Cate and Dietrich ask the hard hitting questions, including: Can industrial grade steel shelving units withstand the scope of Cate's Star Wars apparel? How WOULD Dietrich properly wine and dine Anakin Skywalker should The Chosen One agree to be his Valentine? Does going barefoot on a ship cross a line that even Grevious refuses to cross? And most importantly, can Duel of the Droids redeem the previous episode? In addition, they discuss Ashoka's skydiving face, this franchise's deep adoration of tazers, and so much more. You can send questions or comments to maytheforcelivelongandprosper@gmail.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices This week, Cate and Dietrich ask the hard hitting questions, including: Can industrial grade steel shelving units withstand the scope of Cate's Star Wars apparel? How WOULD Dietrich properly wine and dine Anakin Skywalker should The Chosen One agree to be his Valentine? Does going barefoot on a ship cross a line that even Grevious refuses to cross? And most importantly, can Duel of the Droids redeem the previous episode? In addition, they discuss Ashoka's skydiving face, this franchise's deep adoration of tazers, and so much more.

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]]> 4211 yes Episode 12: Sherwin Williams Q Episode This week, Q makes his appearance on everyone's favorite fixer upper in space, to mixed results. Cate and Dietrich discuss whether or not you need to let Odo's tannins breathe and the practicality of an Odo decanter, how many times Jean-Luc's name is uttered in the span of a single episode, and wonder if Bashir's absenteeism is becoming a problem that no one realizes when he's been space roofied for a full day. In addition, Cate braves the nightmarish labyrinth that is Costco before a Super Bowl, Dietrich fat shames his new mechanical son, and they wrap up debating favorite muppets and a moving tribute. You can send questions or comments to maytheforcelivelongandpodcast@gmail.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Tue, 10 Feb 2026 12:00:00 -0000 Episode 12: Sherwin Williams Q Episode full 1 12 Dietrich Stogner and Cate Page <p>This week, Q makes his appearance on everyone's favorite fixer upper in space, to mixed results. Cate and Dietrich discuss whether or not you need to let Odo's tannins breathe and the practicality of an Odo decanter, how many times Jean-Luc's name is uttered in the span of a single episode, and wonder if Bashir's absenteeism is becoming a problem that no one realizes when he's been space roofied for a full day. In addition, Cate braves the nightmarish labyrinth that is Costco before a Super Bowl, Dietrich fat shames his new mechanical son, and they wrap up debating favorite muppets and a moving tribute. <br><br>You can send questions or comments to maytheforcelivelongandpodcast@gmail.com.</p> This week, Q makes his appearance on everyone's favorite fixer upper in space, to mixed results. Cate and Dietrich discuss whether or not you need to let Odo's tannins breathe and the practicality of an Odo decanter, how many times Jean-Luc's name is uttered in the span of a single episode, and wonder if Bashir's absenteeism is becoming a problem that no one realizes when he's been space roofied for a full day. In addition, Cate braves the nightmarish labyrinth that is Costco before a Super Bowl, Dietrich fat shames his new mechanical son, and they wrap up debating favorite muppets and a moving tribute. You can send questions or comments to maytheforcelivelongandpodcast@gmail.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices This week, Q makes his appearance on everyone's favorite fixer upper in space, to mixed results. Cate and Dietrich discuss whether or not you need to let Odo's tannins breathe and the practicality of an Odo decanter, how many times Jean-Luc's name is uttered in the span of a single episode, and wonder if Bashir's absenteeism is becoming a problem that no one realizes when he's been space roofied for a full day. In addition, Cate braves the nightmarish labyrinth that is Costco before a Super Bowl, Dietrich fat shames his new mechanical son, and they wrap up debating favorite muppets and a moving tribute.

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]]> 4564 yes Episode 11: Anything Can Be A Bong If You Try Hard Enough This week, Cate and Dietrich dig into the baffling Downfall of a Droid, at least once they're done digging into the arcane mysteries of whether or not Count Dooku is subtle when he rips some fat clouds of cotton. The pair discuss some strange child bride vibes, the joy of seeing Grevious love his work, and debate the wisdom of putting a tween in command of a naval armada. In addition, Cate does a fairly poor job of hiding her delight at Dietrich's bitter enmity towards a certain gilded traitor. You can send questions or comments to maytheforcelivelongandprosper@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Tue, 03 Feb 2026 12:00:00 -0000 Episode 11: Anything Can Be A Bong If You Try Hard Enough full 1 11 Dietrich Stogner and Cate Page <p>This week, Cate and Dietrich dig into the baffling Downfall of a Droid, at least once they're done digging into the arcane mysteries of whether or not Count Dooku is subtle when he rips some fat clouds of cotton. The pair discuss some strange child bride vibes, the joy of seeing Grevious love his work, and debate the wisdom of putting a tween in command of a naval armada. In addition, Cate does a fairly poor job of hiding her delight at Dietrich's bitter enmity towards a certain gilded traitor. <br><br>You can send questions or comments to maytheforcelivelongandprosper@gmail.com</p> This week, Cate and Dietrich dig into the baffling Downfall of a Droid, at least once they're done digging into the arcane mysteries of whether or not Count Dooku is subtle when he rips some fat clouds of cotton. The pair discuss some strange child bride vibes, the joy of seeing Grevious love his work, and debate the wisdom of putting a tween in command of a naval armada. In addition, Cate does a fairly poor job of hiding her delight at Dietrich's bitter enmity towards a certain gilded traitor. You can send questions or comments to maytheforcelivelongandprosper@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices This week, Cate and Dietrich dig into the baffling Downfall of a Droid, at least once they're done digging into the arcane mysteries of whether or not Count Dooku is subtle when he rips some fat clouds of cotton. The pair discuss some strange child bride vibes, the joy of seeing Grevious love his work, and debate the wisdom of putting a tween in command of a naval armada. In addition, Cate does a fairly poor job of hiding her delight at Dietrich's bitter enmity towards a certain gilded traitor.

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]]> 4226 yes Episode 10: Don't Call Me Barkeep This week, Cate and Dietrich discuss Deep Space Nine's take on The Most Dangerous Game, at least if a day player on Flash Gordon was chasing a very leathery Groot. They talk about Sisko's wildly relaxed approach to first contact, Bashir's wildly relaxed approach to HIPPA, and pretty much everyone's wildly relaxed approach to the station being boarded by aliens as hostile as they are goofy. Cate rails about an unresolved cold open that's aged like cream on an Arizona tin roof, Dietrich is delighted by Odo installing a Net Nanny on all of Quark's computers, and they both spend time screaming at O'Brien to go see his wife and kid, dammit. You can send questions or comments to maytheforcelivelongandpodcast@gmail.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Tue, 27 Jan 2026 12:00:00 -0000 Episode 10: Don't Call Me Barkeep full 1 10 Dietrich Stogner and Cate Page <p>This week, Cate and Dietrich discuss Deep Space Nine's take on The Most Dangerous Game, at least if a day player on Flash Gordon was chasing a very leathery Groot. They talk about Sisko's wildly relaxed approach to first contact, Bashir's wildly relaxed approach to HIPPA, and pretty much everyone's wildly relaxed approach to the station being boarded by aliens as hostile as they are goofy. Cate rails about an unresolved cold open that's aged like cream on an Arizona tin roof, Dietrich is delighted by Odo installing a Net Nanny on all of Quark's computers, and they both spend time screaming at O'Brien to go see his wife and kid, dammit. <br><br>You can send questions or comments to maytheforcelivelongandpodcast@gmail.com.</p> This week, Cate and Dietrich discuss Deep Space Nine's take on The Most Dangerous Game, at least if a day player on Flash Gordon was chasing a very leathery Groot. They talk about Sisko's wildly relaxed approach to first contact, Bashir's wildly relaxed approach to HIPPA, and pretty much everyone's wildly relaxed approach to the station being boarded by aliens as hostile as they are goofy. Cate rails about an unresolved cold open that's aged like cream on an Arizona tin roof, Dietrich is delighted by Odo installing a Net Nanny on all of Quark's computers, and they both spend time screaming at O'Brien to go see his wife and kid, dammit. You can send questions or comments to maytheforcelivelongandpodcast@gmail.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices This week, Cate and Dietrich discuss Deep Space Nine's take on The Most Dangerous Game, at least if a day player on Flash Gordon was chasing a very leathery Groot. They talk about Sisko's wildly relaxed approach to first contact, Bashir's wildly relaxed approach to HIPPA, and pretty much everyone's wildly relaxed approach to the station being boarded by aliens as hostile as they are goofy. Cate rails about an unresolved cold open that's aged like cream on an Arizona tin roof, Dietrich is delighted by Odo installing a Net Nanny on all of Quark's computers, and they both spend time screaming at O'Brien to go see his wife and kid, dammit.

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]]> 3796 yes Episode 9: They Make Sounds When You Smush 'em Together This week, Cate and Dietrich sit down to discuss the episode of Star Wars: The Clone Wars: Rookies, an episode that features Dietrich's new favorite character, shines a light on Dave Filoni's weird kink for space fish, and sees Cate quietly watching Dietrich spiral into madness at the idea of suicidal sentient propane tanks. In addition, they share some of the more unhinged merchandise that's ever been ejected into the world, including a coffin for the recently deceased Trekkie in your life, a ghoulish body horror lollipop, and the opportunity to contort a very professional Leia in all directions. You can send questions or comments to maytheforcelivelongandpodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Tue, 20 Jan 2026 15:28:18 -0000 Episode 9: They Make Sounds When You Smush 'em Together full 1 9 Dietrich Stogner and Cate Page <p>This week, Cate and Dietrich sit down to discuss the episode of Star Wars: The Clone Wars: Rookies, an episode that features Dietrich's new favorite character, shines a light on Dave Filoni's weird kink for space fish, and sees Cate quietly watching Dietrich spiral into madness at the idea of suicidal sentient propane tanks. In addition, they share some of the more unhinged merchandise that's ever been ejected into the world, including a coffin for the recently deceased Trekkie in your life, a ghoulish body horror lollipop, and the opportunity to contort a very professional Leia in all directions. You can send questions or comments to maytheforcelivelongandpodcast@gmail.com</p> This week, Cate and Dietrich sit down to discuss the episode of Star Wars: The Clone Wars: Rookies, an episode that features Dietrich's new favorite character, shines a light on Dave Filoni's weird kink for space fish, and sees Cate quietly watching Dietrich spiral into madness at the idea of suicidal sentient propane tanks. In addition, they share some of the more unhinged merchandise that's ever been ejected into the world, including a coffin for the recently deceased Trekkie in your life, a ghoulish body horror lollipop, and the opportunity to contort a very professional Leia in all directions. You can send questions or comments to maytheforcelivelongandpodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices This week, Cate and Dietrich sit down to discuss the episode of Star Wars: The Clone Wars: Rookies, an episode that features Dietrich's new favorite character, shines a light on Dave Filoni's weird kink for space fish, and sees Cate quietly watching Dietrich spiral into madness at the idea of suicidal sentient propane tanks. In addition, they share some of the more unhinged merchandise that's ever been ejected into the world, including a coffin for the recently deceased Trekkie in your life, a ghoulish body horror lollipop, and the opportunity to contort a very professional Leia in all directions. You can send questions or comments to maytheforcelivelongandpodcast@gmail.com

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]]> 3946 yes Episode 8: O'Brien's No Good Very Bad Day This week, Cate and Dietrich discuss an episode in which we discover just how bad the staffing issues on DS9 actually are, too many people get a bit too thirsty about a bioterrorist, and Jake finally, FINALLY gets a goddamn bed. In addition, Cate continues to lie to Dietrich about running, argues for a Ferengi/Shapeshifter buddy cop movie, and gets blinded by the not book that Dietrich's mother got him for the holidays. You can send questions or comments to maytheforcelivelongandpodcast@gmail.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Tue, 13 Jan 2026 12:00:00 -0000 Episode 8: O'Brien's No Good Very Bad Day full 1 8 Dietrich Stogner and Cate Page <p>This week, Cate and Dietrich discuss an episode in which we discover just how bad the staffing issues on DS9 actually are, too many people get a bit too thirsty about a bioterrorist, and Jake finally, FINALLY gets a goddamn bed. In addition, Cate continues to lie to Dietrich about running, argues for a Ferengi/Shapeshifter buddy cop movie, and gets blinded by the not book that Dietrich's mother got him for the holidays. You can send questions or comments to maytheforcelivelongandpodcast@gmail.com.</p> This week, Cate and Dietrich discuss an episode in which we discover just how bad the staffing issues on DS9 actually are, too many people get a bit too thirsty about a bioterrorist, and Jake finally, FINALLY gets a goddamn bed. In addition, Cate continues to lie to Dietrich about running, argues for a Ferengi/Shapeshifter buddy cop movie, and gets blinded by the not book that Dietrich's mother got him for the holidays. You can send questions or comments to maytheforcelivelongandpodcast@gmail.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices This week, Cate and Dietrich discuss an episode in which we discover just how bad the staffing issues on DS9 actually are, too many people get a bit too thirsty about a bioterrorist, and Jake finally, FINALLY gets a goddamn bed. In addition, Cate continues to lie to Dietrich about running, argues for a Ferengi/Shapeshifter buddy cop movie, and gets blinded by the not book that Dietrich's mother got him for the holidays. You can send questions or comments to maytheforcelivelongandpodcast@gmail.com.

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]]> 3613 yes Episode 7: Three Stooges Funny This week, Cate and Dietrich wrap up the Malevolence trilogy with an episode that had Dietrich laughing so hard he injured himself. How much is too much for aspirational tequila? Is anyone going to talk to the super battle droids about the dangers of steroid abuse? Do droids have a concept of mortality? The pair discuss this and more, but mostly just laugh about Obi-Wan abracadabring C3PO into a goddamn train. You can send questions or comments to maytheforcelivelongandprosper@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Tue, 06 Jan 2026 12:00:00 -0000 Episode 7: Three Stooges Funny full 1 7 Dietrich Stogner and Cate Page <p>This week, Cate and Dietrich wrap up the Malevolence trilogy with an episode that had Dietrich laughing so hard he injured himself. How much is too much for aspirational tequila? Is anyone going to talk to the super battle droids about the dangers of steroid abuse? Do droids have a concept of mortality? The pair discuss this and more, but mostly just laugh about Obi-Wan abracadabring C3PO into a goddamn train. You can send questions or comments to maytheforcelivelongandprosper@gmail.com</p> This week, Cate and Dietrich wrap up the Malevolence trilogy with an episode that had Dietrich laughing so hard he injured himself. How much is too much for aspirational tequila? Is anyone going to talk to the super battle droids about the dangers of steroid abuse? Do droids have a concept of mortality? The pair discuss this and more, but mostly just laugh about Obi-Wan abracadabring C3PO into a goddamn train. You can send questions or comments to maytheforcelivelongandprosper@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices This week, Cate and Dietrich wrap up the Malevolence trilogy with an episode that had Dietrich laughing so hard he injured himself. How much is too much for aspirational tequila? Is anyone going to talk to the super battle droids about the dangers of steroid abuse? Do droids have a concept of mortality? The pair discuss this and more, but mostly just laugh about Obi-Wan abracadabring C3PO into a goddamn train. You can send questions or comments to maytheforcelivelongandprosper@gmail.com

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]]> 4239 yes Happy Life Day 2025: Justice for Lumpy Happy Life Day, everyone! We brought you an acid trip to absolutely fracture any sense of sanity that you may have! For MTFLLAP's very first Christmas episode, we're joined by author Taylor Vaughan as Dietrich recounts the absolute fever dream that was the 1978 Star Wars Holiday Special, complete with Wookie refractory periods, a cocaine-fueled Roger Corman in multilimbed drag screaming at the screen, and Luke Skywalker telling a woman how much prettier she'd be if she smiled, all while Cate cackles with demented glee like some kind of holiday gremlin. It's an episode fueled by Dietrich's confusion and despair, so, you know, a perfect way to spend your Christmas. You can send questions or comments to maytheforcelivelongandprosper@gmail.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 25 Dec 2025 12:00:00 -0000 Happy Life Day 2025: Justice for Lumpy bonus 1 Dietrich Stogner and Cate Page <p>Happy Life Day, everyone! We brought you an acid trip to absolutely fracture any sense of sanity that you may have! For MTFLLAP's very first Christmas episode, we're joined by author Taylor Vaughan as Dietrich recounts the absolute fever dream that was the 1978 Star Wars Holiday Special, complete with Wookie refractory periods, a cocaine-fueled Roger Corman in multilimbed drag screaming at the screen, and Luke Skywalker telling a woman how much prettier she'd be if she smiled, all while Cate cackles with demented glee like some kind of holiday gremlin. It's an episode fueled by Dietrich's confusion and despair, so, you know, a perfect way to spend your Christmas. You can send questions or comments to maytheforcelivelongandprosper@gmail.com.</p> Happy Life Day, everyone! We brought you an acid trip to absolutely fracture any sense of sanity that you may have! For MTFLLAP's very first Christmas episode, we're joined by author Taylor Vaughan as Dietrich recounts the absolute fever dream that was the 1978 Star Wars Holiday Special, complete with Wookie refractory periods, a cocaine-fueled Roger Corman in multilimbed drag screaming at the screen, and Luke Skywalker telling a woman how much prettier she'd be if she smiled, all while Cate cackles with demented glee like some kind of holiday gremlin. It's an episode fueled by Dietrich's confusion and despair, so, you know, a perfect way to spend your Christmas. You can send questions or comments to maytheforcelivelongandprosper@gmail.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Happy Life Day, everyone! We brought you an acid trip to absolutely fracture any sense of sanity that you may have! For MTFLLAP's very first Christmas episode, we're joined by author Taylor Vaughan as Dietrich recounts the absolute fever dream that was the 1978 Star Wars Holiday Special, complete with Wookie refractory periods, a cocaine-fueled Roger Corman in multilimbed drag screaming at the screen, and Luke Skywalker telling a woman how much prettier she'd be if she smiled, all while Cate cackles with demented glee like some kind of holiday gremlin. It's an episode fueled by Dietrich's confusion and despair, so, you know, a perfect way to spend your Christmas. You can send questions or comments to maytheforcelivelongandprosper@gmail.com.

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]]> 4773 yes Episode 6: Lunchable Sommmelier Does this episode start with nearly ten minutes of conversation about Uncrustables and Lunchables before these two idiots even get to the main topic? Who's to say? But following that very important discourse, Cate and Dietrich dive deep into a murder mystery surrounding everyone's favorite bucket boy. Should you finish your lunch if you develop the most colorful case of eczema in history? Is Bashir careening wildly towards a very uncomfortable conversation with HR? Does it actually impact the quality of an episode to jam every goddamn thing you can think of in a single hour? Find out this and more as Dietrich and Cate discuss holodeck happy endings, science blobs, and angry mobs. Email us your questions and comments at maytheforcelivelongandpodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Tue, 23 Dec 2025 12:15:00 -0000 Episode 6: Lunchable Sommmelier full 1 6 Dietrich Stogner and Cate Page <p>Does this episode start with nearly ten minutes of conversation about Uncrustables and Lunchables before these two idiots even get to the main topic? Who's to say? But following that very important discourse, Cate and Dietrich dive deep into a murder mystery surrounding everyone's favorite bucket boy. Should you finish your lunch if you develop the most colorful case of eczema in history? Is Bashir careening wildly towards a very uncomfortable conversation with HR? Does it actually impact the quality of an episode to jam every goddamn thing you can think of in a single hour? Find out this and more as Dietrich and Cate discuss holodeck happy endings, science blobs, and angry mobs. Email us your questions and comments at maytheforcelivelongandpodcast@gmail.com</p> Does this episode start with nearly ten minutes of conversation about Uncrustables and Lunchables before these two idiots even get to the main topic? Who's to say? But following that very important discourse, Cate and Dietrich dive deep into a murder mystery surrounding everyone's favorite bucket boy. Should you finish your lunch if you develop the most colorful case of eczema in history? Is Bashir careening wildly towards a very uncomfortable conversation with HR? Does it actually impact the quality of an episode to jam every goddamn thing you can think of in a single hour? Find out this and more as Dietrich and Cate discuss holodeck happy endings, science blobs, and angry mobs. Email us your questions and comments at maytheforcelivelongandpodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Does this episode start with nearly ten minutes of conversation about Uncrustables and Lunchables before these two idiots even get to the main topic? Who's to say? But following that very important discourse, Cate and Dietrich dive deep into a murder mystery surrounding everyone's favorite bucket boy. Should you finish your lunch if you develop the most colorful case of eczema in history? Is Bashir careening wildly towards a very uncomfortable conversation with HR? Does it actually impact the quality of an episode to jam every goddamn thing you can think of in a single hour? Find out this and more as Dietrich and Cate discuss holodeck happy endings, science blobs, and angry mobs. Email us your questions and comments at maytheforcelivelongandpodcast@gmail.com

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]]> 4092 yes Episode 5: The Caviar of War Crimes This week, Cate and Dietrich break down the Star Wars: The Clone Wars episode Shadow of Malevolence, in which Anakin learns the value of pre-mission briefings, Cate rejects Dietrich's theory that Grevious and Krang are the same person, and Plo Koon really doesn't do well at his quarterly performance review. In addition, we discuss the General Grevious strategy for visiting Disney world, Dietrich requests a Jedi org chart, and they reluctantly admit that Anakin Skywalker might be SLIGHTLY better than a drunken tugboat captain. You can send questions or comments to our new email, maytheforcelivelongandpodcast@gmail.com, and please leave a review on iTunes or Spotify! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Tue, 09 Dec 2025 12:00:00 -0000 Episode 5: The Caviar of War Crimes full 1 5 Dietrich Stogner and Cate Page <p>This week, Cate and Dietrich break down the Star Wars: The Clone Wars episode Shadow of Malevolence, in which Anakin learns the value of pre-mission briefings, Cate rejects Dietrich's theory that Grevious and Krang are the same person, and Plo Koon really doesn't do well at his quarterly performance review. In addition, we discuss the General Grevious strategy for visiting Disney world, Dietrich requests a Jedi org chart, and they reluctantly admit that Anakin Skywalker might be SLIGHTLY better than a drunken tugboat captain. You can send questions or comments to our new email, <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="mailto:maytheforcelivelongandpodcast@gmail.com">maytheforcelivelongandpodcast@gmail.com</a>, and please leave a review on iTunes or Spotify!</p> This week, Cate and Dietrich break down the Star Wars: The Clone Wars episode Shadow of Malevolence, in which Anakin learns the value of pre-mission briefings, Cate rejects Dietrich's theory that Grevious and Krang are the same person, and Plo Koon really doesn't do well at his quarterly performance review. In addition, we discuss the General Grevious strategy for visiting Disney world, Dietrich requests a Jedi org chart, and they reluctantly admit that Anakin Skywalker might be SLIGHTLY better than a drunken tugboat captain. You can send questions or comments to our new email, maytheforcelivelongandpodcast@gmail.com, and please leave a review on iTunes or Spotify! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices This week, Cate and Dietrich break down the Star Wars: The Clone Wars episode Shadow of Malevolence, in which Anakin learns the value of pre-mission briefings, Cate rejects Dietrich's theory that Grevious and Krang are the same person, and Plo Koon really doesn't do well at his quarterly performance review. In addition, we discuss the General Grevious strategy for visiting Disney world, Dietrich requests a Jedi org chart, and they reluctantly admit that Anakin Skywalker might be SLIGHTLY better than a drunken tugboat captain. You can send questions or comments to our new email, maytheforcelivelongandpodcast@gmail.com, and please leave a review on iTunes or Spotify!

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]]> 3542 yes Episode 4: Rat Obsessions and Bold Lingerie Pitches This week, Dietrich and Cate dig into the Star Trek: Deep Space Nine episode "Past Prologue", in which Kira tries snitching as the solution to her blonde terrorist buddy problem. The pair discusses Odo's obsession with rats and Bill of Rights violations, the remarkably stringent TSA procedures on Deep Space Nine, and meet a delightful new character with zero sense of personal space. Do all runabouts have a hidden bomb button? Will Bashir get to keep that new suit? And for the love of the Prophets, has someone gotten Jake a bed? Find out all this and more this week on May the Force Live Long and Prosper! You can leave questions on our Instagram and TikTok accounts, both @MayTheForceLiveLongAndProsper. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Tue, 25 Nov 2025 12:00:00 -0000 Episode 4: Rat Obsessions and Bold Lingerie Pitches full 1 4 Dietrich Stogner and Cate Page <p>This week, Dietrich and Cate dig into the Star Trek: Deep Space Nine episode "Past Prologue", in which Kira tries snitching as the solution to her blonde terrorist buddy problem. The pair discusses Odo's obsession with rats and Bill of Rights violations, the remarkably stringent TSA procedures on Deep Space Nine, and meet a delightful new character with zero sense of personal space. Do all runabouts have a hidden bomb button? Will Bashir get to keep that new suit? And for the love of the Prophets, has someone gotten Jake a bed? Find out all this and more this week on May the Force Live Long and Prosper! <br><br>You can leave questions on our Instagram and TikTok accounts, both @MayTheForceLiveLongAndProsper. </p> This week, Dietrich and Cate dig into the Star Trek: Deep Space Nine episode "Past Prologue", in which Kira tries snitching as the solution to her blonde terrorist buddy problem. The pair discusses Odo's obsession with rats and Bill of Rights violations, the remarkably stringent TSA procedures on Deep Space Nine, and meet a delightful new character with zero sense of personal space. Do all runabouts have a hidden bomb button? Will Bashir get to keep that new suit? And for the love of the Prophets, has someone gotten Jake a bed? Find out all this and more this week on May the Force Live Long and Prosper! You can leave questions on our Instagram and TikTok accounts, both @MayTheForceLiveLongAndProsper. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices This week, Dietrich and Cate dig into the Star Trek: Deep Space Nine episode "Past Prologue", in which Kira tries snitching as the solution to her blonde terrorist buddy problem. The pair discusses Odo's obsession with rats and Bill of Rights violations, the remarkably stringent TSA procedures on Deep Space Nine, and meet a delightful new character with zero sense of personal space. Do all runabouts have a hidden bomb button? Will Bashir get to keep that new suit? And for the love of the Prophets, has someone gotten Jake a bed? Find out all this and more this week on May the Force Live Long and Prosper!

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]]> 3415 yes Episode 3: Clone Massacre Pizza Party It's a double episode this week, as Cate and Dietrich break down the Star Wars: The Clone Wars episodes Ambush and Rising Malevolence. Is Yoda secretly a Disney princess? How lax are New Republic grooming requirements? Will Ashoka ever learn how to asshole properly? Find out all of that and more as Dietrich and Cate recap a pair of episodes that feature taser buttholes, diplomacy through WWE, and Jedi Master corporate retreats. You can leave questions or comments on our TikTok or Instagram, both @MayTheForceLiveLongAndProsper. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Tue, 11 Nov 2025 12:00:00 -0000 Episode 3: Clone Massacre Pizza Party full 1 3 Dietrich Stogner and Cate Page <p>It's a double episode this week, as Cate and Dietrich break down the <i>Star Wars: The Clone Wars </i>episodes Ambush and Rising Malevolence. Is Yoda secretly a Disney princess? How lax are New Republic grooming requirements? Will Ashoka ever learn how to asshole properly? Find out all of that and more as Dietrich and Cate recap a pair of episodes that feature taser buttholes, diplomacy through WWE, and Jedi Master corporate retreats. You can leave questions or comments on our TikTok or Instagram, both @MayTheForceLiveLongAndProsper.</p> It's a double episode this week, as Cate and Dietrich break down the Star Wars: The Clone Wars episodes Ambush and Rising Malevolence. Is Yoda secretly a Disney princess? How lax are New Republic grooming requirements? Will Ashoka ever learn how to asshole properly? Find out all of that and more as Dietrich and Cate recap a pair of episodes that feature taser buttholes, diplomacy through WWE, and Jedi Master corporate retreats. You can leave questions or comments on our TikTok or Instagram, both @MayTheForceLiveLongAndProsper. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices It's a double episode this week, as Cate and Dietrich break down the Star Wars: The Clone Wars episodes Ambush and Rising Malevolence. Is Yoda secretly a Disney princess? How lax are New Republic grooming requirements? Will Ashoka ever learn how to asshole properly? Find out all of that and more as Dietrich and Cate recap a pair of episodes that feature taser buttholes, diplomacy through WWE, and Jedi Master corporate retreats. You can leave questions or comments on our TikTok or Instagram, both @MayTheForceLiveLongAndProsper.

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]]> 4135 yes Episode 2: Gimme Your Bed, You Killed My Wife This week, Cate and Dietrich sit down to discuss the pilot episode of Star Trek: Deep Space Nine. Cate recaps the episode, touching on how badly Bajor needs to send someone from child protective services up to check on Jake and his ration blanket, her nearly instant appreciation for the many fine qualities of both the station's first officer and Benjamin Sisko's bathing suit, and the pair debate whether or not the Bajoran gods might be hanging onto some problematic views. Follow the show at @MayTheForceLiveLongAndProsper on Instagram and Tiktok, and leave any questions in the comments! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Tue, 28 Oct 2025 19:05:12 -0000 Episode 2: Gimme Your Bed, You Killed My Wife full 1 2 Dietrich Stogner and Cate Page <p>This week, Cate and Dietrich sit down to discuss the pilot episode of Star Trek: Deep Space Nine. Cate recaps the episode, touching on how badly Bajor needs to send someone from child protective services up to check on Jake and his ration blanket, her nearly instant appreciation for the many fine qualities of both the station's first officer and Benjamin Sisko's bathing suit, and the pair debate whether or not the Bajoran gods might be hanging onto some problematic views. Follow the show at @MayTheForceLiveLongAndProsper on Instagram and Tiktok, and leave any questions in the comments!</p> This week, Cate and Dietrich sit down to discuss the pilot episode of Star Trek: Deep Space Nine. Cate recaps the episode, touching on how badly Bajor needs to send someone from child protective services up to check on Jake and his ration blanket, her nearly instant appreciation for the many fine qualities of both the station's first officer and Benjamin Sisko's bathing suit, and the pair debate whether or not the Bajoran gods might be hanging onto some problematic views. Follow the show at @MayTheForceLiveLongAndProsper on Instagram and Tiktok, and leave any questions in the comments! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices This week, Cate and Dietrich sit down to discuss the pilot episode of Star Trek: Deep Space Nine. Cate recaps the episode, touching on how badly Bajor needs to send someone from child protective services up to check on Jake and his ration blanket, her nearly instant appreciation for the many fine qualities of both the station's first officer and Benjamin Sisko's bathing suit, and the pair debate whether or not the Bajoran gods might be hanging onto some problematic views. Follow the show at @MayTheForceLiveLongAndProsper on Instagram and Tiktok, and leave any questions in the comments!

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]]> 5512 yes Episode 1: Deus Ex Stinky This week, Dietrich and Cate break down the plot of the Star Wars: The Clone Wars movie, discussing battle droids powered by a Casio keyboard, Obi Wan being the most disrespectful man in all of this franchise, Ashoka not understanding that snitches get stitches, and explaining how Jabba's lack of voice mail saved the galaxy. Will Dietrich enjoy his first adventure with Ashoka and the gang? Will Cate be able to decipher the deranged scribblings in Dietrich's notebook? Will Natalie Portman return to record galactic senate fundraising messages? Find out in this week's episode! Follow May the Force Live Long and Prosper on Instagram and Tiktok! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Tue, 14 Oct 2025 11:00:00 -0000 Episode 1: Deus Ex Stinky full 1 1 Dietrich Stogner and Cate Page <p>This week, Dietrich and Cate break down the plot of the Star Wars: The Clone Wars movie, discussing battle droids powered by a Casio keyboard, Obi Wan being the most disrespectful man in all of this franchise, Ashoka not understanding that snitches get stitches, and explaining how Jabba's lack of voice mail saved the galaxy. Will Dietrich enjoy his first adventure with Ashoka and the gang? Will Cate be able to decipher the deranged scribblings in Dietrich's notebook? Will Natalie Portman return to record galactic senate fundraising messages? Find out in this week's episode! Follow May the Force Live Long and Prosper on Instagram and Tiktok!</p> This week, Dietrich and Cate break down the plot of the Star Wars: The Clone Wars movie, discussing battle droids powered by a Casio keyboard, Obi Wan being the most disrespectful man in all of this franchise, Ashoka not understanding that snitches get stitches, and explaining how Jabba's lack of voice mail saved the galaxy. Will Dietrich enjoy his first adventure with Ashoka and the gang? Will Cate be able to decipher the deranged scribblings in Dietrich's notebook? Will Natalie Portman return to record galactic senate fundraising messages? Find out in this week's episode! Follow May the Force Live Long and Prosper on Instagram and Tiktok! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices This week, Dietrich and Cate break down the plot of the Star Wars: The Clone Wars movie, discussing battle droids powered by a Casio keyboard, Obi Wan being the most disrespectful man in all of this franchise, Ashoka not understanding that snitches get stitches, and explaining how Jabba's lack of voice mail saved the galaxy. Will Dietrich enjoy his first adventure with Ashoka and the gang? Will Cate be able to decipher the deranged scribblings in Dietrich's notebook? Will Natalie Portman return to record galactic senate fundraising messages? Find out in this week's episode! Follow May the Force Live Long and Prosper on Instagram and Tiktok!

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]]> 4276 yes Episode 0: Little League Expulsion In this introductory episode, Cate and Dietrich break down their love of these franchise, why they chose to watch these shows in particular, and discuss their excitement to watch this very good and very dumb shows. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Sat, 04 Oct 2025 14:56:00 -0000 Episode 0: Little League Expulsion bonus 1 Dietrich Stogner and Cate Page <p>In this introductory episode, Cate and Dietrich break down their love of these franchise, why they chose to watch these shows in particular, and discuss their excitement to watch this very good and very dumb shows.</p> In this introductory episode, Cate and Dietrich break down their love of these franchise, why they chose to watch these shows in particular, and discuss their excitement to watch this very good and very dumb shows. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices In this introductory episode, Cate and Dietrich break down their love of these franchise, why they chose to watch these shows in particular, and discuss their excitement to watch this very good and very dumb shows.

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