Horror Movie Night

Blade (1998)

Thu, 16 Apr 2026 21:36:00 -0000

We’ve been holding onto this one for a decade and finally decided to run a stake through the heart of our dreams of a new addition to the franchise, so it’s finally time to ice skate uphill with the baddest vampire hunter of all time, BLADE (1998)! Now, it might be the nostalgia talking, but this movie has aged like a fine, blood-red wine. Is it overly long? Yes! Is it a lot of martial arts fighting and gun violence? Also yes! Is the CGI kind of terrible? Ok we get it, it’s not winning any awards but dammit, it’s a fun ride. Get in the car, Traci Lords is taking us to the blood rave!

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Big Trouble in Little China (1987)

Thu, 09 Apr 2026 19:48:00 -0000

This week we are back to talking about Horror Adjacent content with the John Carpenter Action/Fantasy film "Big Trouble in Little China". What this movie lacks in horror it more than makes up for in monsters and nostalgia!

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Dolly Dearest (1991)

Fri, 03 Apr 2026 01:02:00 -0000

You’re not gonna believe this, but we’re talking killer dolls this week and it’s not a Matt pick. After years of will-they-won’t-they, we are finally discussing DOLLY DEAREST (1991), brought to us all by Kyle of all people. It’s got a possessed doll, it’s got an ancient curse, it’s got bad acting, it’s got Rip Torn as an archeologist - some might say it’s a perfect movie for this show. Why we took over a decade to tackle it is anyone’s guess, but here we are and we may not make it out of this toy factory alive… Help!

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The Sect (1991)

Thu, 26 Mar 2026 22:19:00 -0000

Do you think we’ve watched enough Argento this spring? If you said no, then you’re in luck, because we have another dose of Italian weirdness with 1991’s THE SECT (aka THE DEVIL’S DAUGHTER)! Co-written and produced by Dario Argento, this also taps another HMN favorite, Michele Saovi, as director - and as an added bonus, stars Kelly Curtis. If you knew that Jamie Lee had a sister who was also an actor, then you’re smarter than us. It’s a Satanic cult movie, you know we had a good time with this one. Ready to join up?

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Matt's Interview with Clint Howard at Creature Feature Weekend 2025 (Scranton)

Sat, 21 Mar 2026 08:00:00 -0000

Right now the guys are at Creature Feature Weekend in Gettysburg where Scott will be moderating a panel with Jeffery Combs and Matt will be moderating a panel with the cast of The Toxic Avenger as well as Quinn Lord from Trick R Treat. If you're listening to this the day it came out come to Gettysburg and say hello!

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976-Evil (1988)

Thu, 19 Mar 2026 18:13:00 -0000

It’s the late 80s and Robert frickin' Englund is coming out with his directorial debut, there’s definitely no way this movie can be boring, right? Well… may we point out the slog that is 976-EVIL (1988)? While there are some fun scenes to be had, the movie is kind of a bland retread of EVILSPEAK but with the computer swapped for a demonic phone service, and no badass sword. You do still get some fun quips with your evisceration though, so it’s not a total wash!

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Kyle talks with CHK Comics about AHA! A Horror Anthology

Mon, 16 Mar 2026 00:00:00 -0000

Kyle chats with Chris Stall (C) and Kris Mendoza (K) of CHK Comics about their upcoming book AHA! A Horror Anthology. Join us for an inspiring chat about the importance of giving new creators a chance and what DIY looks like in the indie comic world.

The Kickstarter for AHA! A Horror Anthology is in the pre-launch stage and officially launches March 25, 2026.

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Suspiria (1977)

Thu, 12 Mar 2026 19:22:00 -0000

It’s our 550th episode, time to class up this joint a little with a genre favorite - Dario Argento’s SUSPIRIA (1977)! Who doesn’t love a little giallo action about ballerinas and witches, with a side of maggots and some barbed wire tumbling? The plot may be inscrutable at times, but what it lacks in logic it more than makes up for in style. Come on, let’s dance!

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Crimson Peak (2015)

Thu, 05 Mar 2026 22:46:00 -0000

Based on its title, it may be inferred that CRIMSON PEAK (2015) is about vampires - the logic is sound, if somewhat flawed. This was Kyle’s logic when he chose it for us to discuss, as he had never seen it before, so he was quite perplexed when the bloodsucking never happened and ghosts are floating around instead. Can you imagine how sick this movie would be if it WAS about vampires, though?

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Matt Interviews Ghostface Stuntmen from Scream at Creature Feature Weekend Scranton

Sat, 28 Feb 2026 09:00:00 -0000

Since Scream 7 got released this weekend we decided to release the interview Matt did at Creature Feature Weekend Scranton with Anthony Cecere and Lee Waddell. Both portrayed Ghostface in the original Scream film as well as iconic stunts in Nightmare on Elm Street, Ghostbusters and other childhood classics!

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Scream 4 (2011)

Thu, 26 Feb 2026 19:59:00 -0000

Nailing the coffin shut on Franchise February, we make our way back to a beloved series to see how it’s aged. The answer? Better than most of Sidney Prescott’s friends and family but honestly, that’s not too hard because most of them end up skewered. SCREAM 4 (2011) was such a step up from its predecessor that some of us may have been blind to its missteps but it’s still got some charm to it. It’s the internet age, baby, we all gotta get famous somehow!

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Texas Chainsaw 3D (2012)

Thu, 19 Feb 2026 20:19:00 -0000

We are just slicing right through Franchise February and have found ourselves in the armpit of Texas as we inherit our grandmother’s mansion. Too bad we didn’t read the letter she left for us, because if he had, we would’ve spared everyone from TEXAS CHAINSAW 3D (2013). Too late now - Leatherface is on the loose in the Halloween carnival and the town is kind of taking it in strides, really. Probably not a conspiracy between the mayor and police, right? Thankfully blood is thicker than water so we can enjoy Alexandra Daddario saying, “Do your thing, cuz!”

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Matt's Friday the 13th Part 2 Reunion Panel from Creature Feature Weekend Scranton

Fri, 13 Feb 2026 09:00:00 -0000

Happy Friday the 13th! Please enjoy this panel Matt did at Creature Feature Weekend 2025 in Scranton where he sat down with Jerry Wallace (Jason), Lauren-Marie Taylor, and Bill Randolph of Friday the 13th Part 2 fame!

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Friday the 13th (2009)

Thu, 12 Feb 2026 19:54:00 -0000

A Friday the 13th during Franchise February? You know we had to go back 17 years to the day for a rewatch of FRIDAY THE 13TH (2009). It’s not a particularly good movie, but as Matt points out, it might be the best F13 sequel we got post-JASON LIVES, but that’s a pretty low bar to begin with. Who cares, Jason the Survivalist is out there!

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Hellraiser (1987)

Thu, 05 Feb 2026 20:31:00 -0000

It’s cold and snowy out, why not stay in and work on a puzzle? There’s this weird box we can’t seem to get open and it’s tearing us apart to find out what’s inside… Welcome to Franchise February, which we’re kicking off with an all-time favorite that we somehow never discussed until now - the original HELLRAISER (1987)! It’s incredible to think that we did almost every other entry in the series before the movie that kicked it off, but that might be because it’s pretty perfect and the sequels are a bit hit-or-miss. We wasted all our good suffering on those movies so we could enjoy this one together!

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Riki-O The Story of Ricky (1991)

Thu, 29 Jan 2026 20:53:00 -0000

Matt takes us off the beaten path once again with the splatter-packed kung fu film Riki-O the Story of Ricky! This outrageous film from 1991 plays out like if Peter Jackson made a micro-budget karate movie. Crushed heads, empty eyeball sockets and reassembling muscles is just part of the pure chaos found in this bizarre film!

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Kyle Talks to Jack Attack director Ben Warhit

Mon, 26 Jan 2026 09:00:00 -0000

Kyle chats with filmmaker Ben Warhit to discuss his latest surfer-horror comedy short, "Jack Attack," now available on CryptTV.

Synopsis: A down-and-out surf instructor desperately needs money to pay his rent and feed his dog."

Jack Attack" on CryptTV

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Decoys (2004)

Thu, 22 Jan 2026 20:46:00 -0000

There’s nothing quite like an early 2000s hot-alien-girls-at-college movie during a massive snowstorm, and that’s exactly what your boys here at HMN have on the syllabus for you this week. When you consider the fact that DECOYS (2004) is set in January in Canada, the absence of nude alien women makes a lot more sense, but tell that to the guys renting this one from Blockbuster back in the day. What it lacks in skin it makes up for in millenial humor, so we can’t be too upset about the watch…right?

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Streaming Now - Beast of War (2025)

Sun, 18 Jan 2026 21:09:00 -0000

This weekend Shudder released Beast of War from last year. This independent shark movie is arguably one of the best shark films of the last decade. Matt and Kyle watched it and give you a quick but SPOILER FREE discussion of the movie.

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Mirror Mirror II: Raven Dance (1994)

Thu, 15 Jan 2026 23:48:00 -0000

We had so much fun last year with its predecessor, we decided to get right to killer mirror sequel no one asked for early on in 2026. MIRROR MIRROR 2: RAVEN DANCE (1994) isn’t a good movie, but it definitely has its moments, from the on-screen antics of Roddy McDowell and William Sanderson, to some delightfully silly murders and fatal accidents. Oh, and we have to mention that this was Mark Ruffalo’s film debut! So basically it’s got everything. Take a look with us, why don’t you?

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Anniversary Episode Re-Release - From Dusk Til Dawn

Mon, 12 Jan 2026 09:00:00 -0000

Due to the 30 year anniversary of From Dusk Til Dawn being this month we decided to re-release our episode #253 from 2020

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Anaconda (1997)

Thu, 08 Jan 2026 20:24:00 -0000

If you’re even a casual listener, you probably already know the drill: giant killer animal on the loose? It’s a Matt pick. For our first host-chosen movie of the year, we’re lazy rivering down the Amazon with a psychotic Jon Voight doing the worst damn accent you’ve ever heard. It’s ANACONDA (1997) time, baby! There’s also JLo, Ice Cube and Eric Stoltz, but this is really about the love between a crazy white guy and a very hungry 40 foot snake. Don’t yuck his yum, he’s just a dirty old weirdo who wants to get eaten.

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Death Race 2000 (1975)

Thu, 04 Dec 2025 20:16:00 -0000

Did you wake up today think the HMN boys were going to watch a 50-year-old dystopian scifi movie starring David Carradine and Sylvester Stallone that’s creepily prescient of what 2025 would look like? Neither did we, but here we are discussing DEATH RACE 2000 (1975). In a future America, the President is a worthless politician spending his days in Moscow, is more of a TV personality than statesman, and has created a gladiator-style race where the drivers kayfabe their way across the country running people over for points. Oh almost forgot, a huge part of the country is apparently Nazi lovers. Sound familiar? Listen to us enumerate how depressingly accurate these predictions really are.

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Frostbiter (1995)

Thu, 27 Nov 2025 09:00:00 -0000

We all love Troma ‘round these parts, but we often forget that Uncle Lloydie’s more than a director - he’s also a distributor of tons of underground films. Most are objectively bad, but not FROSTBITER (1990), this one is a total party. Take equal parts Raimi and Harryhausen, throw them in a pot and simmer for 8 (!) years, and you got yourself some chili… Better write 2 (!) original joke songs about said chili and use them for chili demon battles in your movie. It sounds insane, it is insane, it’s also incredibly entertaining and full of charm. Let’s go fishin' y’all!

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Playroom (1990)

Thu, 20 Nov 2025 20:39:00 -0000

Did you know Jackie Earle Haley wrote a horror movie after his child acting career ended and Shooter McGavin played the main character whose invisible friend drives him crazy? Oh don’t lie to us, we know you weren’t hip to the wonders found in PLAYROOM (1990), but that’s why this show exists - we find the hidden treasure for you! If you like Italian horror shots, this one’s for you; if you like man-goes-mad tropes, this one’s for you; if you like monster puppetry…. THIS ONE’S FOR YOU. We’ve been waiting since we were kids to have you sit on our circular saw throne, let’s play!

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Predator 2 (1990)

Thu, 13 Nov 2025 20:34:00 -0000

We got a two-fer this week - a movie so illustrious it’s celebrating both its 35 year anniversary AND a new entry in its franchise that may or may not be good. We don’t know yet, and frankly, this series has left some otherworldly stinkers in its wake… but we’re here for it anyway. PREDATOR 2 (1990) is a bullet-laden ode to what Republicans thought cities were really like in the late 80s; the sad part is that they still think cities are just nonstop shootouts between courageous cops and well-armed drug cartels. Time is a flat circle, y’all. At least this particular stop in history has Dan Glover and Bill Paxton visibly sweating for close to 2 hours straight.

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Toby Marks' 62 Films of Halloween

Mon, 10 Nov 2025 17:38:00 -0000

Kyle sits down with actor/writer/friend Toby Marks to break down all 62 HORROR FILMS she watched through the month of October in her longest and most extensive month-long marathon to date! Listen for some recommendations, some hot takes, and lots of laughs. Petition to name this annual shindig OcTOBYer pending.

Toby Marks is an award-winning writer and actor who has worked in London, LA, and Vancouver. She loves murdery stories, mysteries and 80s slashers. She was recently named one of the “ten killer Canadian Canadian screenwriters to watch in 2025” by Killer Shorts and can be seen recurring on the MGM+ show Earth Abides. She lives in Vancouver with her husband, and her three identical Chucky dolls.

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Land of the Dead (2005)

Thu, 06 Nov 2025 20:38:00 -0000

It’s a year of just anniversaries, so Kyle decided to hit us with a John Leguizamo + Dennis Hopper combo under the direction of George Romero. Congrats to LAND OF THE DEAD (2005) on twenty years, we guess? Regardless of how well it has aged in the past 2 decades since release, LOTD had some good financials and was a chance for Romero to get back to his zombie chronicles, and again, the value of that is up for discussion. Which is what we’re doing this week on Horror Movie Night!

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Kyle Interviews John Dilworth At Creature Feature Weekend Gettysburg 2025

Fri, 31 Oct 2025 08:00:00 -0000

Happy Halloween from Geekscape! Enjoy this interview Kyle did back in March with John Dilworth (the creator of Courage the Cowardly Dog) at the Gettysburg Creature Feature Weekend!

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The Witches (1990)

Thu, 30 Oct 2025 18:56:00 -0000

Every Halloween, we pick a kid-friendly horror movie from our childhood and take a cute, trauma-reviving trip down memory lane. This year, we went with none other than Roald Dahl’s THE WITCHES (1990), celebrating 35 years of Anjelica Huston tearing off her wig and face, to the terror of many a Gen X and elder millennial child in the 90s. Being scared is part of growing up, let’s relive it!

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Proteus (1995)

Thu, 23 Oct 2025 20:19:00 -0000

Where would this show be without forgotten Thing ripoffs boasting 3 minutes of Doug Bradley in full head makeup choking on tentacles that look like humongous earthworms? In honor (we guess) of its 30-year anniversary, the boys were once again talked into discussing a movie none of them had seen before by friend of the show/past guest Benji, the one and only PROTEUS (1995)! Based on the book SLIMER by Harry Adam Knight, the film version borrows as much from Raimi as it does Carpenter, to varying degrees of success. It’s all worth it for the last 15 minutes of absolute ridiculousness. Come on, we’re investigating this creepy abandoned oil rig with our fanny pack full of drugs - what could go wrong?

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Vintage Interview with Funhouse Massacre writer/star Ben Begley

Mon, 20 Oct 2025 17:58:00 -0000

In 2015 Matt Kelly interviewed Ben Begley about Funhouse Massacre while at San Diego Comic Con for the Saint Mort Show. In honor of us covering that movie on the podcast we broke it out of vault!

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The Funhouse Massacre (2015)

Thu, 16 Oct 2025 20:08:00 -0000

Of all the Matt Kelly picks that Matt Kelly has ever picked for this show, THE FUNHOUSE MASSACRE (2015) is definitely up there as a certified MATT KELLY PICK - it’s a somewhat obscure slasher from a decade ago set on Halloween in a funhouse staffed by a colorful list of deranged serial killers! Robert Englund for one day of shooting! Clint Howard as a psychotic but apologetic human taxidermist! Blood! Guts! Slapstick comedy! Westler guy wearing a clown killer’s face skin! What more could any of us want?!

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City of the Living Dead (1980)

Thu, 09 Oct 2025 20:38:00 -0000

Zombies are on our mind this week as we dive into part 1 of the Gates of Hell Trilogy thanks to Kyle! While this isn't Scott's first experience with the film, it is Matt and Kyles and we are floored by how fun it is (when it's not slow as a zombie)! Strap in from brain rips, evil priests and the end of the world this week on HORROR MOVIE NIGHT!!

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Night of the Scarecrow (1995)

Thu, 02 Oct 2025 19:20:00 -0000

It’s finally October, and there is likely no better way for us to kick off the finest month of the year than to discuss a very silly killer scarecrow movie that has sadly been mostly forgotten in the 30 years since its release - 1995’s NIGHT OF THE SCARECROW! If you need any sort of explanation for why this is prime HMN fodder, look no further than people dying from magical straw spewing from every orifice, a guy getting threshed to death by his own farm equipment, and of course a pilgrim sex orgy flashback. This one was hard to come by, so we’re hoping the HMN Effect gets it a proper Blu-ray release soon.

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Pagan Invasion: Halloween - Trick or Treat? (1990)

Thu, 25 Sep 2025 21:50:00 -0000

Rounding our Listener Submitted Month is a bit different film than our usual on the show, but still hits a lot of the same questionable beats so dammit, you’re going to listen to us deconstruct PAGAN INVASION VOLUME 1: HALLOWEEN - TRICK OR TREAT (1990). Shameless church propaganda from the first Satanic Panic (we are living through the second round currently), this one has more lies stuffed in its 47 minute runtime than candy in a boo bucket after hitting the rich people neighborhoods… You’d think the police would’ve followed up on the one guy’s assertions that he was part of a demon child trafficking sex cult if any of what he said was true, right? At least the theme song rips. If you grew up celebrating Family Fun Night while all your classmates were doing normal Halloween stuff, this one’s for you, you hopeless weirdo.

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Beyond Darkness (1990)

Thu, 18 Sep 2025 20:29:00 -0000

Listener Submitted Month continues with another banger from 1990, Claudio Fragasso’s BEYOND DARKNESS! Released the same year as his more infamous, so-bad-it’s-good TROLL 2, both films starred Michael Stephenson as the tormented son of a father lacking any ability to tell that his family is in mortal danger. This one may suffer a bit from its actual cinematic competency compared to TROLL 2, but it’s still a wild ride of blasphemy, witches and exorcism. Welcome to our casa (5)!

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Hardware (1990)

Thu, 11 Sep 2025 19:38:00 -0000

Let’s go back to the bad old days when HMN was the Reddit Horror Club; at the time, we rotated through the members of the group, doing 2 movies a week chosen by different people. One of them was HARDWARE (1990), so it’s only fitting that over a decade later it’s suggested by a listener and here we are doing a proper discussion of it on the show! If you can ignore how much Richard Stanley put of himself into the pervy landlord (who gets absolutely ROCKED by the killer robot later on), this is an almost flawless slice of grimy cyberpunk/post-apocalyptic horror.

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Sleepover Nightmare (2005)

Thu, 04 Sep 2025 20:12:00 -0000

Listener Submitted Month kicks off with a deep cut from our neighbor to the north. Sleepover Nightmare is in strong contention of being the cheapest movie we've ever covered (and that includes last week's Birdemic). This Canadian slasher film has the feeling of a shot on video 90's slasher but with a little less charm.

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Birdemic: Shock & Terror (2010)

Thu, 28 Aug 2025 20:00:00 -0000

We’ve been hard at work only discussing movies with anniversaries this year, and to show his displeasure, Matt chose to punish us all with the unwatchable BIRDEMIC: SHOCK AND TERROR (2010). Arguably one of the worst movies ever made. it really lives up to the hype and is without a doubt the dumbest thing we’ve ever discussed on the show. Hope you like terrible CGI bird clipart flapping in the foreground (though an argument can be made that it takes away some of the sting of the absolutely stupid dialogue). It’s Horror Movie Night and we’re not happy about it!

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Species (1995)

Thu, 21 Aug 2025 18:36:00 -0000

Like many boys in the mid-90s, naked women were very scary for your gentle HMN hosts. The concept of their strange anatomy, ability to smell your fear (and possibly boners) as well as their heightened intelligence made them seem like they were from another planet… So of course we studied SPECIES (1995) for clues on how to defend ourselves. We’re grown up now but still mystified by the kinder sex (even though we live with them these days; we are simple creatures) and need a refresher on what to do about hot alien monsters. Let’s learn biology together on this week’s Horror Movie Night!

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Flatliners (1990)

Thu, 14 Aug 2025 20:00:00 -0000

We all make mistakes from time to time… Some of us accidentally bully a child to death (it’s ok if you’re also a kid. Maybe.) while others choose a movie set on Halloween to discuss in the middle of August. When we put it that way, it’s not quite so bad that we’re doing the supernaturally-charged medical thriller FLATLINERS (1990) this week on the show. Plus, it’s got an all-star cast of incredibly attractive people. Also Oliver Platt. Heat up the defibrillator and pop some melty candy corn in our mouths, it’s Horror Movie Night!

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Humanoids from the Deep (1980)

Thu, 07 Aug 2025 19:21:00 -0000

It was said that we would never cover this film, but since it's 45th anniversary is this year and Matt need to get his quota of "stay out of the water" films, it was too much of a perfect storm to ignore! We dive into the good, the bad and the gooey aspects that craft this sleazy showstopper!

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Hellraiser Inferno (2000)

Thu, 31 Jul 2025 19:09:00 -0000

Did someone say “Craig Sheffer back-to-back shows?” Because you bet your tush it’s a Craig Sheffer back-to-back show this week as we raise some H - E - double hockey sticks with 2000’s film noir HELLRAISER: INFERNO. This is actually a double two-fer, as we have now discussed both of Scott Derrickson’s directorial offerings in 2000, lest we forget about URBAN LEGENDS: FINAL CUT, which is ironically one month older than INFERNO. He was certainly busy at the beginning of the new millennium, but at what cost? Is this a good Hellraiser sequel? Is this really even a Hellraiser sequel? You can find a lot of opinions on the internet about it, and here we are with our own unsolicited review. What’s your pleasure?

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Nightbreed (1990)

Thu, 24 Jul 2025 20:00:00 -0000

It’s the height of summer and the days are heating up… Better head to the graveyard and hang with the B-Men (B stands for Barker, of course). We’re cooling down with the oiled up monsters of 1990’s NIGHTBREED, which some rightfully call “monster X-Men” while others questionably call “creatures I wouldn’t kick out of bed.” You get tons of cool monster designs, David Cronenberg as a serial killer psychiatrist, and of course the beloved Doug Bradley as the leader of the pack. Get sweaty with us this week on Horror Movie Night!

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It Came From Beneath the Seas (1955)

Thu, 17 Jul 2025 20:42:00 -0000

We’re back with another installment of STAY OUT OF THE DAMN WATER and we got the illustrious Ray Harryhausen to demonstrate what happens if you don’t heed our warnings. It’s time for some Atomic Age scifi horror as we dive into 1955’s IT CAME FROM BENEATH THE SEA, an age-old tale of why humans should leave cephalopods to their own devices. Otherwise you’ve got angry tentacles and the ability to squeeze into tight spots and guess what? No one wants that!

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Crocodile (2000)

Thu, 10 Jul 2025 20:00:00 -0000

Spring break came a little late this year but don’t worry, the message stays the same - STAY OUT OF THE DAMN WATER! We’re pontooning like it’s the millennium with Tobe Hooper’s 2000-era romp CROCODILE. No matter what your drunk frat boy pals or the floozy with striped hair tells you, it is decidedly not safe to party in the swamp and bust open all of those mysterious reptile eggs you found. And don’t even think about stowing one away in your girlfriend’s backpack - she’ll have to carry it around like a fool while being chased by an angry lizard. Don’t drink and boat or you’ll get chomped in half this week on Horror Movie Night!

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Best of Year 10

Sat, 05 Jul 2025 08:00:00 -0000

It's hard to believe but 10 years ago we released our debut episode discussing Wolfcop and now here we are (with 2 co-host changes) as our final form. Here's some of the highlights from episode 450-500!

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Horror Movie Night's Trivia Panel at Creature Feature Weekend with Camp Nightmare!

Fri, 04 Jul 2025 08:00:00 -0000

Happy 4th of July! Enjoy the audio from the Horror Movie Night Trivia Panel we did this year at Creature Feature Weekend with our friends in Camp Nightmare!

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Return of the Living Dead (1985)

Thu, 03 Jul 2025 12:53:00 -0000

Do you wanna party? It’s party time! To celebrate 249 years of American independence, we’re resurrecting literally everyone in the graveyard for a dance-off and you’re invited (as long as you’ve got brains to spare). We’ve somehow gone 10 years without discussing it outright, so it was high time we kicked off Fourth of July with 1985’s RETURN OF THE LIVING DEAD. You know it, you love it, now let’s quote it. Happy birthday America, you’re gonna get eaten by the sins of the past!

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Revenge of the Creature (1955)

Thu, 26 Jun 2025 20:00:00 -0000

It’s summer and Matt is back with his annual campaign, “Stay out of the damn water!” Kicking it off is the classic tale of man’s desire to control nature, 1955’s REVENGE OF THE CREATURE. These pesky American scientists couldn’t leave well enough alone so they went back to the Amazon, captured the gillman and brought him to Florida to teach him what it’s like to be an animal at Sea World via shock therapy. So basically how everyone feels living in Florida against their will. Marvel at the lengths science will go to put fish in pants on this week’s episode of Horror Movie Night!

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Mirror Mirror (1990)

Thu, 19 Jun 2025 19:48:00 -0000

In times of great upheaval, it helps to sit and do some self-reflection… unless of course that self-reflection is in a cursed mirror. That’s a big no no. To illustrate what kind of mayhem this leads to, we’re watching 1990’s lost gem MIRROR MIRROR. It’s got Temu Lydia Deetz in it so you know this thing is a blast! Let’s stare at ourselves until our demonic alter egos take over our lives and leave us in a hellish time loop this week on Horror Movie Night!

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Friday the 13th (1980)

Fri, 13 Jun 2025 01:46:00 -0000

It’s the 45th anniversary of one of horror’s most beloved franchises, and we have the holiday it took its name from falling in the month it’s supposed to be occurring - there was no way we were going to let this kind of opportunity slip away from us! We’re one step closer to discussing the entire franchise now that we’ve finally picked FRIDAY THE 13TH (1980) and you know what? There’s nothing wrong with that. This is a warm blanket kind of summer slasher for us and yet we were still able to surprise each other with some new factoids and anecdotes - that makes us three very happy campers!

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Vampire in Brooklyn (1995)

Thu, 05 Jun 2025 19:46:00 -0000

There’s nothing like summer in the city, except perhaps summer in the city plus a smooth operator who also happens to be an immortal bloodsucker trying to steal your girl (who is also your coworker and that’s just an HR violation waiting to happen…). Things are heating up this week as we talk Wes Craven’s much-maligned Eddie Murphy vehicle VAMPIRE IN BROOKLYN (1995). It’s actually a pretty solid flick and doesn’t deserve the flak it got, let’s see if we can change some hearts and minds!

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The Exorcist III (1990)

Thu, 29 May 2025 19:48:00 -0000

Everybody loves an underdog story, so when a franchise is able follow up a stinker of an entry with a fan favorite, you know we’ve got to talk about it. EXORCIST III: LEGION ((1990) is one such film and it atones for every sin from Exorcist II: The Heretic - just check its prayer beads! It’s got William Peter Blatty in the writer AND director’s chair, George C. Scott and Brad Dourif… You can’t go wrong with that kind of star power. It’s also got jump scares that rival the original, another feat worth praising. Come wash away your transgressions with a confession session at the church of HMN!

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Constantine (2005)

Thu, 22 May 2025 22:14:00 -0000

Imagine a time when the biggest action star in the world wasn’t some musclebound dude with an oiled-up chest wearing a loincloth, but rather a tall, slim guy whose catch phrase was “whoa.” If you’re imagining Keanu Reeves, good; if you’re imagining him as John Wick, you gotta go back further, to the Matrix days of the early 00s. Now, imagine that he and a young Shia LaBeouf are kickass exorcists and the guy from Bush is a demon. Seriously! That might’ve been the elevator pitch for CONSTANTINE (2005). Based on the comic book Hellblazer in the most superficial ways, this one might be a contentious pick for those who don’t consider it horror, but it’s our show and we say angels, demons and sick forearm sigil tatz give it a pass.

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He Knows You're Alone (1980)

Fri, 16 May 2025 02:14:00 -0000

What would a year of anniversaries be without a slasher who goes after brides so they can never see their first wedding anniversary? On the other hand, he also seems to be willing to kill people who are only tertiarally related to his victims - like the guy working at the wedding dress shop who was unlucky enough to do a fitting for one of the killer’s potential victims. Pretty sloppy if you ask us. We get into this and more to celebrate the nuptials of HE KNOWS YOU’RE ALONE (1980) and Horror Movie Night this week on the show!

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Phantom of the Megaplex (2000) (f/Evan Fonseca)

Thu, 08 May 2025 21:28:00 -0000

In celebration of Geekscape’s newest podcast, The Phantom of the Podpera, we invite Kyle’s cohost Evan Fonseca on to discuss the anniversary of Disney Channel’s take on the mischievous masked man, 2000’s THE PHANTOM OF THE MEGAPLEX. Is this a horror movie? Not particularly. Has it aged well? Also, no. But one of the maligned theaters in the titular megaplex is, in fact, showing an HMN favorite: the infamous raincoat terrorize of ALICE SWEET ALICE! Let our 4 handsome voices serenade you this week on Horror Movie Night.

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Phenomena (1985)

Thu, 01 May 2025 19:24:00 -0000

We are finally back to a Giallo movie with one of the least offensive (but still plenty of trashiness here) classic Phenomena! This movie didn't BUG us but it's pacing did CREEP up on us.

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The Fright Night Reunion Panel At Creature Feature Weekend 2025

Sat, 26 Apr 2025 08:00:00 -0000

This March at Creature Feature Weekend Kyle was given the opportunity to talk to the cast of 1985's Fright Night live on stage. Enjoy!

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Fright Night (1985)

Thu, 24 Apr 2025 19:17:00 -0000

We’ve talked the remake, we’ve talked the sequel, but tonight, it’s time to talk about the start of it all, the one and only FRIGHT NIGHT (1985). Recorded in person at Creature Feature Weekend 2025, we went back to the beginning to fawn over sexy vampires and some seriously amazing transformations. We’re all toothy smiles and bloodthirsty intent as we say nothing but good things about a movie that deserves all the praise it’s gotten for the last 40 years. Matt even serves up an incredible pitch for a Fright Night series… a couple decades too late. Invite us in, why don’t you?

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Bruiser (2000)

Thu, 17 Apr 2025 19:37:00 -0000

A later entry into the legendary George Romero’s filmography? There is no way this could be anything less than a masterpiece… This week, Kyle subjected us to 2000’s head-scratchingly-titled BRUISER, in which a meek magazine editor gets a chance to knock off everyone who has ever inconvenienced him thanks to his crappy boss’s wife and her low-level mask-making skills. While the movie itself isn’t great, it took us on a real journey discussing the underlying social issues it tried to comment on. Was it successful? Unclear, but at least we got to wax poetic about it on the show. Let’s get psycho(analyzed)!

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Ghoulies (1985)

Thu, 10 Apr 2025 18:52:00 -0000

We love tiny terrors so much on this show that we could barely wait to discuss another classic, 1985’s GHOULIES! While perhaps slightly less bombastic as the sequel, the original entry in the Ghoulies franchise is still full of delightfully absurd moments and a ton of pint-sized pain. We may have had to wait until the next installment to see a Ghoulie eat a dude’s ass, but it was perfectly foreshadowed with its predecessor, so let’s show the OG some respect for its 40th birthday or the little butt-munchers will finally get us. Send help.

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Darkman (1990)

Thu, 03 Apr 2025 19:17:00 -0000

We've passed 500 episodes so we decide to do another round of "Does This Count As a Horror Movie?" Thanks to the popularity of Evil Dead 2, Sam Raimi was able to follow it up with this original Superhero film inspired by Universal Monsters and the radio drama The Shadow. Between obvious homages to Phantom of the Opera and Invisible Man and the evil being played by Larry Drake we feel pretty confident saying this counts!

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Matt's Vintage George Hardy Interview

Wed, 02 Apr 2025 15:44:00 -0000

Back in 2010 when I first started podcasting I had a short lived show called "The Saint Mort Show". Most of this content is long gone because it was poorly made BUT it was the place where I first cut my teeth as a podcaster and on the first episode I talked to Troll 2 star George Hardy about the movie, the Best Worst Movie documentary and his new projects which included a film called Ghost Shark 2: Urban Jaws.

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Phantom of the Podpera Is Here!

Mon, 31 Mar 2025 14:59:00 -0000

Kyle from Horror Movie Night has a new podcast out with his friend Evan where they deep dive into every adaptation of the Phantom of the Opera. If you're even a little curious about the history of this novella, turned movie, turned musical than this is the show for you!

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Troll 2 (1990) (f/Robert Bacon)

Thu, 27 Mar 2025 18:12:00 -0000

FIVE HUNDRED EPISODES? How, you ask? Well, we don’t have a good answer but we DO have a good guest along with us as we travel to the ill-fated town of Nilbog on a house-swapping (?) adventure: Robert Bacon! For our 500th conversation, we enjoy a rewatch of the infamous “best worst movie” TROLL 2 (1990), which has zero trolls but a ton of goblins. Bacon is a self-made bad movie connoisseur and asserts that this one is NOT an actual bad movie, not by a mile, but rather a work of art when one considers it from the perspective of a stage play. This thesis really has legs, which probably made the trolls(goblins) super mad because really, who can’t outrun monsters that short?

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The Mangler (1995)

Thu, 20 Mar 2025 18:43:00 -0000

If you weren’t afraid of industrial laundry machines, well guess again sucker! Tobe Hooper was brave enough to film a screen adaptation of one of Stephen King’s earliest short stories and 30 years later, we’re talking about THE MANGLER (1995). Obviously, some liberties were taken in the storytelling aspect here to pad it out into a feature-length film, but the basic tale is more or less intact: possessed laundry machine likes the taste of people and eventually becomes sentient and chases the detective main character around town. The premise is wacky and Hooper really got into the scrubbing here, so our discussion has time to… air dry, if you will…

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Re-Animator (1985)

Thu, 13 Mar 2025 19:52:00 -0000

By sheer strength of will (and a poor long-term memory), we made it almost a decade on this show without touching one of most HMN movies to ever grace the silver screen. Don’t knock our blocks off, it’s finally time to dissect 1985’s perfect RE-ANIMATOR! Is this a perfect movie? Well yeah, and a lot of shows have said so already but here’s us jumping on the Stuart Gordon bandwagon!

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Alligator (1980)

Thu, 06 Mar 2025 21:12:00 -0000

If last month threw you off a little, rest easy knowing we’re back to our regular content with a giant animal on the loose eating people at weddings. It’s about damn time we give 1980s ALLIGATOR a fresh watch and reminisce about how much that pool scene has shaped Matt’s worldview. Dive into this week’s episode or we’ll push you like the little jerks in pirate costumes we are.

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Eyes Without A Face (1960)

Thu, 27 Feb 2025 19:27:00 -0000

It’s our last week of Foreign Film February and we wanted to say”bonjour!” It’s too our faces have been horribly disfigured and the masks we wear garble our already-rough pronunciations. We’re mushmouthing our way through 1960’s French classic EYES WITHOUT A FACE and it’s still impressive the amount of horror and gore they were able to display at the time of filming. Things were different back then, just look at this crazy doctor doing unlicensed experiments at home!

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Trollhunter (2010)

Thu, 20 Feb 2025 20:35:00 -0000

Our next stop for Foreign Film February is the chilly mountains of Norway, home of the biggest, dumbest monsters according to this guy who gets paid to wrangle them. We met up with a real, life TROLLHUNTER (2010) and he had the audacity to smother us in the most horrible-smelling goop imaginable because he said, get this, it will repel trolls! He seems like a psycho but we’re a group of disbelieving college students making a documentary so let’s roll with it. What’s the worst that could happen?

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Noroi The Curse (2005)

Thu, 13 Feb 2025 20:33:00 -0000

J-Horror was hugely popular here in the States in the early 2000s, and arguably one of the best of that time was also arguably one of the best found footage movies we’ve seen - 2005’s NOROI: THE CURSE. This is a great example of what works best in found footage, from the mysteries intertwining as the story progresses, the ramping-up of creepy occurrences, to the legitimate reasons for the cameras to be rolling. It’s a 10/10 and surprisingly scary even after all these years! Listen to us wax poetic about fetus demons this week on Horror Movie Night!

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The Day of the Beast (1995)

Fri, 07 Feb 2025 00:18:00 -0000

We love foreign films here at Horror Movie Night, but we don’t get around to discussing them as often as we probably should, so Kyle suggested we do a month of them. To appease the horror gods across the world, we are doing it big-style with Foreign Film February! The inaugural pick goes to Kyle, who went with the Spanish black comedy Christmas/apocalypse combo THE DAY OF THE BEAST (1995). There’s a bumbling theology professor, a heavy metal guy on acid, a fake TV prophet, and the looming birth of the Antichrist - what more could you want for your yuletide entertainment (we know we’re 6 weeks late here, just go with it). Let’s save the world this week on Horror Movie Night!

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We Are Still Here (2015)

Thu, 30 Jan 2025 21:01:00 -0000

Trudging on through this wintry weather, it’s good to know that we’ve got a trio of burnt-up ghosts waiting at home keeping the place nice and toasty for us. This week, we’re snuggling up with the criminally underrated WE ARE STILL HERE (2015), which was released to genre fanfare and immediately forgotten about. It’s a great little film and we hope you like it as much as we do, else old Lassander Dagmar might come boil your brains in your silly little skull. It’s family time on this week’s episode of Horror Movie Night!

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Urban Legends: Final Cut (2000)

Fri, 24 Jan 2025 01:30:00 -0000

If there’s one thing this show’s hosts love, it’s movies that really peel back the layers of what film schools is truly like. Case in point, 2000’s URBAN LEGEND: FINAL CUT, a tale in which a film professor decides to steal a student’s movie and kill everyone involved so he can have the prize money and not have to be a teacher anymore. Makes total sense, right? This sequel is possibly a hair more believable than the plot of Scream 2, but not by much. Luck for us, we’re very good at suspending our disbelief here on Horror Movie Night!

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Blood Tracks (1985)

Thu, 16 Jan 2025 22:11:00 -0000

A good chunk of us are probably buried under snow right now, so why not grab our skis and hit the slopes? While we’re at it, we might as well crank some obscure 80s Swedish hair metal but be careful - they rock so hard that their music sometimes causes avalanches! It should be fine… What’s worse is there’s a murderous group of Hills Have Eyes knockoffs chilling in the nearby factory and definitely not enough lighting on set to show the viewer who’s killing who. That’s 1985’s BLOOD TRACKS in a nutshell (we think - it was really dark) and we’re digging ourselves out of that fluffy white stuff this week; we may even shovel some snow!

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The Gate 2 (1990)

Thu, 09 Jan 2025 20:17:00 -0000

Few horror tropes get our blood pumping quite like a little heavy metal and Satanic panic, so you must be wondering why it took us this long to get to THE GATE 2: THE TRESPASSERS (1990). Well, we don’t have a good answer for that, but we DO have a good reason for picking it now, and it has a lot to do with this baby turning 35 and our recent desire to celebrate such things on the show. Plus there’s a lot of demon poop in this one, which is objectively hilarious. So now we ask you, what would you wish for if you had summoned an 8” demon capable of making it come true (and then turn it into the aforementioned poop)… Quick suggestion, probably avoid getting your drunk dad his pilot job back right out of the gate…

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Who Framed Roger Rabbit? (1988)

Thu, 02 Jan 2025 21:07:00 -0000

Our tradition of letting listeners vote on the first movie of the year for us has once again led to the most obvious choice: more kinder trauma! If you’re a millenial and weren’t homeschooled in the late 80s, you were scarred like the rest of us by the visual of Christopher Lloyd’s eyeballs falling out in the family favorite WHO FRAMED ROGER RABBIT? (1988), and we’re here to remind you about it. Welcome to the new year, try not to get dropped in a vat of caustic, toon-killing chemicals, ok?

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Shadow of the Vampire (2000)

Thu, 26 Dec 2024 21:00:00 -0000

You know what’s crazy? The fact that as of today, Willem Dafoe has now starred in not one, but TWO Nosferatu films. A24’s retelling is now playing in theaters and so we decided now would be a perfect time to discuss a perfect movie about Count Orlock, SHADOW OF THE VAMPIRE (2000). You’ve got Dafoe as a vampire playing a vampire in a vampire silent film, and John Malkovich as the myopic director who doesn’t mind a little murder here and there as long as his movie gets made. Is this the most quotable vampire movie of all time? We’re here to argue that it is!

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Christian Cringe Preview

Sun, 22 Dec 2024 09:00:00 -0000

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Dark Angel (1990)

Fri, 20 Dec 2024 02:25:00 -0000

Gather round, kids - we’ve got a heartwarming story for you about a Christmas long ago (1990) in a magical place called “Houston” where a detective on a mission encounters an alien with an arm-mounted drain snake to create space heroin to take back to his planet. There is also a gang called the White Boys (really!) who dress like finance bros who want to get their hands on that sweet, sweet space heroin too. And as a bonus, the alien has a killer flying CD attack. It’s a lot to process, so sit back and let your uncles Matt, Scott and Kyle tell you all about DARK ANGEL, aka I COME IN PEACE! In the words of whoever greenlit this insane concept, “let it snow, let it snow, let it snow” and we don’t mean the stuff that falls from the sky when it’s cold.

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Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter (1984)

Thu, 12 Dec 2024 23:08:00 -0000

There’s a Friday the 13th in December, so grab your Santa hat and hockey mask because we’re celebrating the holiday with one of the few remaining films from the franchise that hasn’t been covered yet, the 1984 classic FRIDAY THE 13TH: THE FINAL CHAPTER! Spoiler alert, it was not the actual final chapter, nor does it occur on a Friday - this is actually Sunday the 15th but really who’s counting? Time for some gratuitous “teen” nudity, Crispin Glover dancing, and some sweet, sweet Savini gore. Who’s ready to go skinny dipping in Crystal Lake?

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Watcher in the Woods (1980)

Thu, 05 Dec 2024 19:36:00 -0000

December is an month chock FULL of kindertrauma, so what better way to kick it off than get lost in the fever dream Disney classic THE WATCHER IN THE WOODS (1980)? The trailer seemed to pop up on every 80s-era live action Disney VHS and scarred an entire generation of kids who are now all grown up and doing podcasts… Plus it’s got Bette Davis in it! Kyle even went the extra mile and got the original sci-fi ending over to Matt and Scott so they could also enjoy how wild this film’s first cut was before the studio wimped out. Name a stray dog after a missing girl’s name backwards, it’s Horror Movie Night!

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Man's Best Friend (1993)

Thu, 28 Nov 2024 14:34:00 -0000

Imagine a new take on Frankenstein’s Monster, but instead of it being a human… it’s a dog. And instead of it being horror, it’s almost pure comedy. Congrats, you’ve successfully pitched MAN’S BEST FRIEND (1993) to a cigar-smoking movie exec hopped up on enough nose candy to greenlight it! This is a very strange movie, and could only have been created in that golden age of horror between the end of second-wave slashers in the early 90s before SCREAM revitalized the genre. They were really scraping for ideas, so a Cujo-meets-Robocop was just the ticket apparently. That said, this movie is an absolute blast… as long as you’ve got your rabies shot.

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Dollman vs Demonic Toys (1993)

Thu, 21 Nov 2024 22:19:00 -0000

Why Full Moon didn’t do a compilation called Short Movies For Short Monsters, we may never know, but if Chucky Band wants to get in on that IP, he has our number. And if he does come to his senses, we just know he’ll kick off his comp with 1993’s DOLLMAN VS. DEMONIC TOYS. Coming in at a diminutive 64 minute runtime, with at least half of the scenes pulled from DOLLMAN (1991), DEMONIC TOYS (1992) and BAD CHANNELS (1992), this is barely a feature film, but at least it doesn’t overstay its welcome. Get down on our level and see what a foot-high alien cop does when a foul-mouthed baby doll tries to have its way with his girlfriend (also one foot tall). It’s all very confusing.

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Shriek of the Mutilated (1974)

Thu, 14 Nov 2024 22:24:00 -0000

When it comes to deciding on titles, no killer yeti movie has ever gone quite as hard as 1974’s SHRIEK OF THE MUTILATED. Come on, that’s bad ass, though the badassery more or less starts and ends at the title, leaving little imagination left for the actual movie it precedes. What follows is a lot of bad acting, a little bit of plot involving college students tracking down a yeti with their professor, and a final scene with more outdated racial stereotypes than you’ve seen all year (hopefully). This one is pure 70s schlock with a surprisingly famous song about popcorn tossed in for good measure. What else would you expect from us at this point?

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Pin (1988)

Thu, 07 Nov 2024 20:52:00 -0000

For some people, Christmas season starts on November 1st, which is legitimately crazy but who are we to yuck Matt’s yum? In honor of the coziest time of year when family is never far, we get familiar with 1988’s guy-talks-to-mannequins classic PIN! This was first discussed in our Reddit Horror Club days, and it was high time it made an appearance on HMN. It’s got enough sleaze to keep even Kyle happy, and Scott went the extra mile and read the book it was adapted from for this episode, so prepare for a double dose of childhood trauma. It’s doctor’s orders!

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Coraline (2009)

Thu, 31 Oct 2024 12:11:00 -0000

Happy Halloween, everybody! As in tradition at Horror Movie Night, we are discussing a kid-friendly horror movie with 2009’s incredible stop-motion CORALINE. Beyond the wonderful story and truly creepy Other Mother, the technical prowess on display throughout this movie is just untouchable. Is this a perfect spooky season offering for the whole family? Let’s use our button eyes to see!

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Halloween II (1981)

Thu, 24 Oct 2024 21:41:00 -0000

It’s almost Halloween, and it’s been a while since we discussed a Michael Myers movie, so why not tackle 1981’s divisive sequel HALLOWEEN II? This fever dream (literally) of a slasher has some fun kills, Donald Pleasance doing the most, and the introduction of the head-scratching explanation that Laurie is actually Michael’s baby sister from the beginning of the first movie. We never really get to move past that in the rest of the Halloween franchise, so we might as well get into on this week’s episode. Also, look at how red the blood is in this one!

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Sleepy Hollow (1999)

Thu, 17 Oct 2024 20:00:00 -0000

It’s finally happened… Scott’s lost his head and has run off with the Pickety Witch to SLEEPY HOLLOW (1999)! Celebrating 25 years of sort-of-kid-friendly head trauma, this delightful film is full of blood, humor, and a very problematic cast and director (not you, Christina Ricci, we still love you). Meet us at the Tree of the Dead and we’ll promise not to chew off your tongues when we smooch…

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The Craft (1996) (f/Peter Filardi)

Thu, 10 Oct 2024 20:00:00 -0000

This week, we found our fourth and once we call the corners, we’re gonna make ALL the boys love us! Kyle pulled a string or two and we had the great pleasure of discussing 1996’s THE CRAFT with none other than its writer, Peter Filardi! Listen to hear what Peter’s original ending for the film was, as well as learn about what he and Kyle have been working together on recently. It’s a real October surprise this week on Horror Movie Night!

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The Guest (2014)

Thu, 03 Oct 2024 19:34:00 -0000

It’s finally October, the best month of the year! How are we kicking things off, by watching a lot of gun violence, of course! That’s right, we’re discussing 2014’s THE GUEST, which is the most Cannon Films movie that wasn’t actually made by Cannon Films. Sure, there’s a lot of guns, but there’s also a huge Halloween 3 nod in the final act so it definitely qualifies as HMN fodder. Welcome to spooky season, never trust Dan Stevens with your Fireball.

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Ghostwatch (1992)

Thu, 26 Sep 2024 18:46:00 -0000

Rounding out Listener Submitted Month is an infamous piece of British television history that was almost lost to time until some kind souls brought Mr. Pipes' broadcast seance back from the bin and released 1992’s BBC switcharoo GHOSTWATCH once more! Your always-studious hosts take you through the planning and execution of television’s greatest illusion (sorry David Copperfield), explaining why this tv movie takes the gold when it came to suspending disbelief upon its original airing. Prepare your best Cockney accent as we travel to foggy Londontown on this week’s episode, guv’ner!

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Night Angel (1990)

Thu, 19 Sep 2024 19:18:00 -0000

We’re heating things up this Listener Submitted Month with a sexy slice of succubus - the absolute nuts NIGHT ANGEL (1990)! When Lilith is awoken from her millenia-long dirt nap, her first inclination is to get her freak on… and then make the cover of the most popular fashion mag in LA. Thus begins her reign of sticky terror and even baby-faced Doug Jones isn’t safe from her horniness. Prepare to be fearoused this week on Horror Movie Night!

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Blue Monkey (1987)

Thu, 12 Sep 2024 19:54:00 -0000

Listener Submitted Month continues with some delightfully weird giant bug horror, 1987’s confusingly-titled BLUE MONKEY! If you’re in the mood for mantis kills and hapless entomologists, this one’s for you. It’s also got a group of sick children that really help move the plot along, for better or worse. Get sick with us on this week’s episode of Horror Movie Night!

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HMN Replay - Beetlejuice

Sat, 07 Sep 2024 08:00:00 -0000

With Beetlejuice Beetlejuice now out in theaters we thought it'd be fun to re-release our episode on Beetlejuice from way back on Episode 200!

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Forbidden World (1982)

Thu, 05 Sep 2024 23:24:00 -0000

It’s September so you know what that means… Well, maybe you don’t, so let us just go ahead and tell you it’s LISTENER SUBMITTED MONTH YALL and we’re kicking it off with something truly ridiculous - 1982’s Roger Corman Alien ripoff FORBIDDEN WORLD! What better way to get the party started than to take our sexy spaceship to a sexy desert planet where we do sexy things with the sexy ladies while sexy space clarinet plays sexily? Oh, and everyone is getting eviscerated and/or turned into goop by a xenomorph from Temu. It’s all very sexy, you’ll see.

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As Above So Below (2014)

Fri, 30 Aug 2024 00:47:00 -0000

Guilt dragging you down? Feeling a bit buried in the day to day? Dying to visit Paris? Then come along as we descend into the Catacombs in search of redemption with 2014’s AS ABOVE SO BELOW. While we don’t do a ton of found footage on the show, this one works more often than most of its peers, likely due to the fact that it had an actual script instead of a bunch of non-actors running around swearing at each other. It also has some great Hell imagery you might not expect from a low-budget FF entry. Let’s dig deep and face our demons together this week on Horror Movie Night!

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Fright Night Part 2 (1988)

Thu, 22 Aug 2024 19:14:00 -0000

School is back in session and boy does it suck! Our blood pressure is through the roof, do you know any way we could blow off some steam? Ok ok, enough vampire puns - we’re discussing Tommy Lee Wallace’s delightfully fun FRIGHT NIGHT PART II (1988) and just can’t believe how little love this movie gets. Hopefully our appreciation for it rubs off on you and resurrects your desire to give it another viewing. And if it doesn’t, well, guess we’ll have to eat these roses all ourselves…

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Kyle Interviews the Team Behind Ganymede

Mon, 19 Aug 2024 13:46:00 -0000

Kyle sits down with Colby Holt (Co-Director/Writer) and Sam Probst (Co-Director/Editor) of the recently released queer horror film Ganymede, available on VOD now. We talk about the real-life horror of anti-queer rhetoric, what being a married co-directing couple is like, and hosting a premiere party with drag queen legends among many other things.

Ganymede: After a small-town wrestling star develops a crush on an openly gay classmate, he is stalked by a grotesque creature that invades his thoughts as he navigates his feelings and struggles to live up to his legacy-obsessed family.

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Alien 3 (1992)

Thu, 15 Aug 2024 19:59:00 -0000

On the eve of a new Alien sequel, we decide to check in on the franchise’s first financial bomb, 1992’s ALIEN3. Matt might have watched the nearly 2 hour theatrical cut, but Scott and Kyle went big with the “assembly cut” which comes out to a whopping 145 minute runtime and we can all safely say that neither had any reason for running longer than a tight 90. While this film is incredibly divisive amongst Alien fans, none of us have a xenodog in the fight, so we can be a bit more even-keeled in our review of a beautifully-shot but somewhat underwhelming scifi horror. Let’s get spaced!

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Night of the Living Dead (1990)

Thu, 08 Aug 2024 23:05:00 -0000

We’ll admit, there are a lot of pointless and unnecessary remakes in the world. We will also admit that we’re not particularly fond of the zombie genre to begin with, but all that said, we can ALSO admit that Tom Savini’s NIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD (1990) is pretty damn good! Beyond some of the specific changes made to the storyline, this seems like a pretty standard, run-of-the-mill remake. While it IS that, it’s also got a ton of interesting history to be discussed, which we dig into in this episode. Did you catch the gravedigging joke there? Just wanted to make sure.

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Dark Waters (1994)

Thu, 01 Aug 2024 21:41:00 -0000

Did you know that there’s more lurking in the briny deep than killer fish, octopi and alien crustaceans? Sometimes, there’s also a seaside convent hiding demonic secrets and a lot of bad ADR, as exemplified by 1994’s DARK WATERS. In a turn of events which surprised no one, Scott picked this Lovecraftian nunsploitation fever dream, replete with odd dialogue, chum-eating weirdos and an incredibly convoluted storyline. All that to say, it’s perfect for the show!

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Tentacles (1977)

Thu, 25 Jul 2024 20:00:00 -0000

You could say we’re pretty thirsty this summer, seeing as how we can’t get enough water…based horror movies, that is! We’re heading back to the deep end with 1977’s cephalopod spree TENTACLES. Of the JAWS ripoffs, this one is pretty entertaining, and certainly brings its own panache to the screen while remaining a bit of a time capsule in a loving way. Hope you like hugs, because these eight slimy arms are ready to squeeze you tight!

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Twister (1995) - EXCLUSIVE PATREON EPISODE

Fri, 19 Jul 2024 20:00:00 -0000

With the release of Twisters we decided to release our Patreon episode of the original movie that we recorded back in April at Creature Feature Weekend!

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Orphan (2009)

Thu, 18 Jul 2024 20:00:00 -0000

If you thought last week’s pick was grimy, strap in for this week as we clumsily navigate the incredibly socially tone-deaf ORPHAN (2009). Just to get this out of the way, this is objectively a very well-made movie, and both Vera Farmiga and Isabelle Fuhrman shine in their roles… but this is a very uncomfortable movie. The concept of a murderous adult orphan with proportional dwarfism and narcissistic psychopathy is a hard pill to swallow, and that doesn’t even brush the surface of the titular character’s, um, romantic proclivities (thankfully more implied than anything else but still). This movie is late-2000s horror to a bloody T so you just know we were squirming the whole time. Come join our family, why don’t you?

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Devil Fish (1984)

Thu, 11 Jul 2024 19:21:00 -0000

It’s been a long time coming, but your aquatic explorers here at Horror Movie Night have uncovered a genetically-engineered prehistoric fish with freaking tentacles on its butt and it’s not too happy about being made by some horny scientist and his boss’s cheating wife (they were going to make a fortune off of this somehow, but get killed before they quite figure out how). Long story short, we’re talking about Lamberto Bava’s DEVIL FISH (1984), aka MONSTER SHARK, aka DEVOURING WAVES, aka MONSTER FROM THE RED OCEAN, aka SHARK: RED IN THE WATER. We don’t know why it needed so many names, but this goofy Italian sci-fi horror has so many twists that it’s more than a giant killer fish movie, bleeding into giallo and exploitation at times. It needs to be seen to be believed, but we still try our best to convey just how wild this one is!

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Creature Feature Trivia Live Episode with Camp Nightmare

Fri, 05 Jul 2024 08:00:00 -0000

We recorded this at Creature Feature Weekend LIVE with our friends at Camp Nightmare! I hope you have fun with it!

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Best of Year 9

Thu, 04 Jul 2024 08:00:00 -0000

We are as shocked as you are that we've been at this for 9 years! Enjoy some clips from some of our favorite moments from Episodes 401-450

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Blood Beach (1980)

Thu, 27 Jun 2024 20:00:00 -0000

Tis the season for aquatic horror, but before we dive in headfirst, we need to dip our toes in on the edge of the beach… the BLOOD BEACH (1980). Is it a monster movie? Is it a cop procedural? Is the monster actually an alien dropped by a spaceship that you only get to see in the Japanese cut of the film?? We have more questions than answers on this one, but there’s a certain charm to its absurdity. Clam up, why dontcha, we’re trying to talk about movies here!

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Opera (1987)

Thu, 20 Jun 2024 20:00:00 -0000

Back to back Italian horrors? Is this HMN becoming a group of cultured individuals? Well, let’s not go that far, it’s still Argento deep in his heavy metal horror era, but OPERA (1987) might just be his most well-executed film (pun very much intended). And you know, for a movie with a title evoking classical music, it’s almost entirely underscored by metal, which is kind of hilarious in its own right. This was a surprising treat to watch and discuss, so put on your coattails, we’re getting fancy this week on Horror Movie Night!

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Kyle and Jordan Miller of Camp Nightmare Talk to Tommy Lee Wallace at Creature Feature Weekend

Tue, 18 Jun 2024 22:47:00 -0000

This chat was recorded on April 20th at Creature Feature Weekend. Definitely check out Jordan's podcast Camp Nightmare!

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Hysteria Fest 2024 Preview with Paul Hibbard

Sat, 15 Jun 2024 10:00:00 -0000

Kyle chats with filmmaker and festival programmer Paul Hibbard to rundown the films playing at Hysteria Fest, a three-day film festival in St. Louis, taking place June 27-30, 2024.

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The Church (f/Jordan Morris)

Thu, 13 Jun 2024 19:42:00 -0000

It’s time for some religious horror, which coincides with a guest who’s new graphic novel also sees humans fighting demons - what are the odds? We are joined by comedian, writer and all-around swell guy Jordan Morris for our discussion of the insane (not) Demons 3, Dario Argento and Michele Soavi’s THE CHURCH (1989). Beyond its amazingly strange plot and set pieces (even for Italian horror standards), this film also bears the distinction of destroying the relationship between Argento and Soavi. There’s also a sick fish monster that pops out of a bowl of holy water and eats some dude’s face. Jordan’s new book YOUTH GROUP drops this month and is the perfect second half of this week’s discussion - get your holies rollin' with the monastic men of Horror Movie Night!

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The Crater Lake Monster (1977)

Thu, 06 Jun 2024 20:27:00 -0000

Oh look, another Nessie knockoff - who could have ever expected Matt would continue his reign of terror upon his cohosts with more brachiosaurus monster movies? This week, it’s the 1977 headscratcher CRATER LAKE MONSTER, replete with a total of zero day-to-night transitions and a pair of bumbling alcoholics for both comedic relief AND dramatic impact. While it may be a bit much to say this one has to be seen to be believed, it really is a singularly odd film and therefore perfect for the show. Wanna rent one of the alcoholics' boats with us?

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Supernova (2000)

Fri, 31 May 2024 01:10:00 -0000

Deep space: where you’ll see a lot of purple stuff. Also a bunch of murder. Have you ever wondered what it would be like if the jock in Can’t Hardly Wait is out of his gourd on a spaceship killing people over a galaxy-destroying McGuffin, then look no further than SUPERNOVA (2000), which somehow also had James Spader, Angela Bassett and freaking Francis Ford Coppola attached to it, what? This absolute goose egg waste of $90 million has aged like milk and we’re here to make it into astronaut ice cream for you!

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Final Destination (2000)

Thu, 23 May 2024 22:53:00 -0000

This week on the podcast we go back to the start of the new millenium with one of the most iconic horror franchises of the last two decades. The fact that Final Destination is such a massive series makes it all the more confusing that the person who picked it this week did so because they had never seen it and was curious about it! So hide the steak knives, beware of train trains and consider driving instead of flying because this week we're watching Final Destination!

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The Strangers: Prey At Night (2018)

Thu, 16 May 2024 20:15:00 -0000

“Why are you guys discussing The Strangers: Prey at Night (2018)?”

”Why not?”

This pick definitely breaks the formula for our show, as it’s sort of a home invasion thriller and is less than a decade old, but with the new Strangers prequel is coming out this weekend, we decided it was worth taking a stab at. Thankfully, our assumptions were correct and this movie is due way more praise within the genre than it got upon release! While it starts out as your run-of-the-mill home invasion, it quickly ramps up into wild meta-slasher territory and the ride is definitely worth the price of admission. Come with us to the trailer park and get revenge on the weirdos who hacked up our aunt and uncle on this week’s episode!

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Reptilicus (1961)

Thu, 09 May 2024 21:05:00 -0000

Semi-obscure giant monster movie? Definitely a Matt pick. But THIS time, it’s Denmark’s one and only monster production, REPTILICUS (1961)! The Danes really thought they were going to usurp Japan with their miniatures tech, and the world looked on with something resembling interest at the proceedings. It’s a fun time capsule, and has a lot to love in it, but spoiler alert, it did not lead to a run on Danish-made kaiju movies with superior miniatures. At least we get some cutting-edge green slime wipes when Reptilicus sneezes on this week’s episode of Horror Movie Night!

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The Mummy (1999)

Thu, 02 May 2024 21:41:00 -0000

The weather is getting nicer so now is the perfect time to rip the sleeves off your safari shirts and yell “SUN’S OUT, GUNS OUT!” With that kind of brashness in mind, we go swimming in the sandy seas of the Sahara with Brendan Frasier and Rachel Weisz in 1999’s THE MUMMY. If this movie doesn’t get your bi panic going, you might just be a reanimated corpse who gets a charge out of puking beetles on your foes. However you get your jollies, your HMN hosts are here to keep your camels from spitting on you during this newest episode of Horror Movie Night!

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The Chucky / Child's Play Mega-Episode

Tue, 30 Apr 2024 20:25:00 -0000

Since the Season 3 finale of Chucky airs tomorrow night we compiled all the previous episodes where we talked about the infamous killer doll!

This Mega-Episode compiles:

Episode 203: Child's Play 2

Episode 257: Child's Play 3

Episode 295: Bride of Chucky

In Theaters Now: Child's Play (2019)

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Dagon (2001)

Thu, 25 Apr 2024 21:24:00 -0000

It can be hard to separate the artist from the art, especially when it comes to raging douchebags like Lovecraft, but it’s a lot easier when your trusted friend Stuart Gordon takes the helm and sails you into the choppy waters of human/cephalopod hybrids who want to bang their brothers. We dove into DAGON (2000) and thoroughly enjoyed the weirdness (which is also pretty faithful to the source material) while being realistic about how poorly the CGI has aged in this one. Hope you’re not a land lubber, because this week we need all hands on deck for another episode of Horror Movie Night!

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The Nest (1988)

Thu, 18 Apr 2024 17:40:00 -0000

Some movies are destined to not live up to their insane poster art… You would think a poster of a scantily-clad woman being attacked by a 5-foot bug would be a tough promise to deliver upon, but THE NEST (1988) gets surprisingly close and is a pretty solid little flick. It’s got silly characters, improbable situations, some humor and a TON of goop and gore, and we had a blast watching and discussing it this week! It’s time to exterminate your apprehension about a somewhat forgotten creature feature on another episode of Horror Movie Night!

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King Kong vs. Godzilla (1963)

Thu, 11 Apr 2024 19:52:00 -0000

This week on the podcast, we discuss the 1963 film "King Kong vs. Godzilla." This team-up film completely changed the direction of the entire Godzilla franchise and also gave King Kong a boost in the mainstream. Even in 2024, another Godzilla and King Kong movie has come out, proving the long-lasting power these titans have when pitted against each other!

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Ghostbusters (1984)

Thu, 04 Apr 2024 20:34:00 -0000

Well we’ve made it 450 episodes without our eyes melting out of our heads so that must indicate some supernatural influence on the podcast… As an offering to the androgynous Outer Gods, we go way out of our comfort zone and discuss the universally-beloved GHOSTBUSTERS (1984), in which a group of out-of-work scientists almost blow up NYC while an Eric Stolz lookalike just tries to do his job. That’s the plot of this one, right? Oh and there’s Rick Moranis so you can’t go wrong. Happy 9 years to us!

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Phantasm III: Lord of the Dead (1994)

Thu, 28 Mar 2024 20:28:00 -0000

Not at horror franchises are built the same, and Phantasm is pretty hit or miss as a rule, but you really have to hand it to Don Coscarelli for doing what he wants, how he wants, regardless of how absurd Reggie Bannister gets or how much studio meddling he has to deal with to make his movies. PHANTASM III: LORD OF THE DEAD (1993) picks up right where its predecessor leaves off but somehow makes even less sense than the original film. While the plot may be inscrutable and most of the acting atrocious, there’s a lot of charm in PHANTASM III as well as a lot of yellow mustard, so you know we had a good time watching and discussing regardless of how much headscratching occurred throughout. Hop in the hearse, there’s plenty of room for everybody!

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Spring (2014)

Thu, 21 Mar 2024 20:27:00 -0000

Ah spring, the season of when every wild animal is trying to get laid. Of course that means that shape-changing, immortal chimera hotties in Italy are on the prowl for clueless American expats too. If you haven’t guessed, we’re talking the incredible Benson & Moorhead film SPRING (2014) this week and we definitely have a heart-on for this one. If you want to put the Love in Lovecraftian, this is the movie to do it. Swipe right, cuties!

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Scream 2 (1998)

Thu, 11 Jan 2024 21:06:00 -0000

Are all horror sequels drained of logic, like the blood of each batch of dumb teens hanging from the pointy end of a killer’s weapon of choice? Is it made more palatable if said sequel looks directly into the camera and says, “we get it, but also know what you want and we’re here to give you your fix, you little freak”? These are the kinds of questions we ask ourselves as we head to college with Sidney Prescott in SCREAM 2 (1997) as she tries to outrun her past by choosing the least likely major for someone who hates the spotlight: theater! Does it still hold up to Matt’s high expectations, or is will it be hazed to death by it’s fraternity brothers? Find out on this week’s episode of Horror Movie Night!

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The Ghost of Frankenstein (1942)

Thu, 04 Jan 2024 21:04:00 -0000

We kick off the new year with the oldest movie we've ever covered thanks to Kyle. You may be shocked by this pick, usually old black and white movies are exclusively reserved for the Kelly brothers but we're sure Kyle had a reason to pick this one! If nothing else we get interesting performances from Universal legends Lon Chaney Jr. and Bela Lugosi when we discuss THE GHOST OF FRANKENSTEIN!

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Thu, 07 Dec 2023 21:38:00 -0000

It’s the mid-90s on a chilly Friday night and your mom brandishes a familiar blue-and-yellow VHS case at you as the frozen pizza cooks in the oven. Did she rent Predator like you’ve been begging her to do for a month? Well no, she explains, they were out of Predator, but they did have the next best thing: WATCHERS 3 (1994)! Pop that bad boy into the VCR and see just how bad fighting a rubber suit monster in the jungle on a shoestring budget can look because dammit, Momma tried.

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Humongous (1982)

Thu, 30 Nov 2023 21:18:00 -0000

When we look back at the questionable films Kyle has subjected us to (there are a lot), this week’s may come close to the top of the list for its suuuuuuper rough first 5 minutes, followed by another rough 80 minutes of insufferable people walking around an island taking trash on each other. HUMONGOUS (1982) is a real big flop of a movie with a great poster. The unlikable (talentless) cast does eventually get offed by a barely-seen mutant man-child, but at what cost to our sanity? Find out this week on Horror Movie Night!

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Addams Family Values (1993)

Thu, 23 Nov 2023 14:02:00 -0000

This week we are celebrating Thanksgiving AND the 30 year anniversary of Addams Family Values. This sequel is arguably one of the rare sequels that’s as good if not a little better than the original movie!

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Thinner (1996)

Thu, 16 Nov 2023 21:14:00 -0000

We’re so close to Thanksgiving and worked our way through all the Cannibal Woopsies worth watching so this week Scott has us dig into a different food based movie, THINNER. This Tom Holland adaptation of Stephen King’s dumbest Bachman Book is absolutely one of the worst King adaptations out there. You’re lucky we love you.

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Beneath the Planet of the Apes (1970)

Thu, 09 Nov 2023 20:57:00 -0000

On another episode of Not-Quite-Horror Movie Night, our fearless leader Matt takes us on a trip through time and space to a place where everyone is significantly hairier than we already are. But not on the surface, rather BENEATH THE PLANET OF THE APES (1970) where the weird telepaths hang out. Just be careful not to touch their quartz-encrusted bomb controls, they HATE that…

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Tequila Body Shots (2000)

Thu, 02 Nov 2023 21:12:00 -0000

Much like the behavior one would expect at a college party when the peer pressure is stronger than your better judgment, your hosts caved to the Patrons in our Slack chat and are gulping down TEQUILA BODY SHOTS (1999). Spoiler alert, they taste like salty regret and stomach juice. We’d never call ourselves experts in how to drink booze, but this is most definitely not how one does a body shot. That is, unsurprisingly, the least incorrect idea presented in this movie, so strap in for quite the headache after this week’s bender of a Dia de los Muertos episode of Horror Movie Night!

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Thu, 07 Sep 2023 21:34:00 -0000

Some movies we discuss are very superficial: kills, nudity, profanity and poor life decisions, but others ask the big questions in life, like “Who made who? Who made you?” That’s right, we’re gassing up the big rig and hitting the highway blasting AC/DC with Stephen King’s one and only directorial outing, MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE (1986). While a vocal minority of fans swear it was ghost-directed by George Romero, we know who was really behind the camera… Cocaine. This is about par for the course for Listener Submitted Month, so prepare yourself for 4 weeks of this kind of high-brow discussion on Horror Movie Night!

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Girlfriend From Hell (1989)

Thu, 31 Aug 2023 16:00:00 -0000

It’s always comforting to watch a movie from decades ago where there are clueless dudes with no game, it makes your hosts feel so seen… This week, we’re bathing in Axe body spray in preparation for our date with the GIRLFRIEND FROM HELL (1989) and we have a good feeling that we may even get to hold hands tonight! Just keep her away from the tequila, we’ve heard it can lead us into temptation. Wine is totally cool though. Let’s party like it’s Rocco’s birthday on a devilish new episode of Horror Movie Night!

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Hellbound: Hellraiser II (1988)

Thu, 24 Aug 2023 19:47:00 -0000

Ya boys here at HMN love a wild horror sequel, and we’re dragging you down to the labyrinth with us this week as we gush (blood) about the 35-year anniversary of HELLBOUND: HELLRAISER ll (1988). There’s a lot to love here and we try our best to cover as much as we can while still getting lost in the maze while we’re chased by Cenobites. Become transfigured with us on a new episode of Horror Movie Night!

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Freddy Vs. Jason (2003)

Thu, 17 Aug 2023 19:56:00 -0000

One of the hazards of the job as a horror movie podcast is that sometimes you’re forced to discuss especially divisive films featuring beloved slasher icons doing really dumb stuff. No matter what you say, you’re going to upset a large swath of horror fans. With that said, we’re probably going to upset everybody this week since we’re talking FREDDY VS. JASON (2003). It looks every bit of early 00s and much of the dialogue has aged like milk, so hold your nose for this one!

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Tucker & Dale Vs. Evil (2010)

Thu, 10 Aug 2023 19:14:00 -0000

This week we are reflecting on one of the best meta comedies in horror history; but how does it hold up 13 years later? Is it tamer than we recalled it being? Is it as funny as we remembered and why hasn't Tyler Labine become a bigger name?

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Jaws 2 (1978)

Thu, 03 Aug 2023 21:51:00 -0000

The tides of summer are beginning to ebb, but we’re still partying on the beach with our friends, drinking our dad’s skunky beer and getting chased by a slasher in the water who is also a shark. It’s a Matt pick in the summer, so here we are talking JAWS 2 (1978)! The slasher genre owes this one a major debt, and we plumb the depths of our collective knowledge to illustrate this point. Get on your floaties and let’s get wet this week on Horror Move Night!

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Deadly Blessing (1981)

Thu, 27 Jul 2023 18:29:00 -0000

You know what the world needs more of? Religious nuts who kill non-believers because they think they’re all possessed by a demonic incubus that plans to corrupt their creepy little farm cult. Or a bag of potato chips that doesn’t cost $6, whatever is more feasible… Anyway, we’re talking Wes Craven’s Hallmark slasher about murderous Amish, 1981’s DEADLY BLESSING and if you guessed that Kyle picked it, you’d be correct! If Children of the Corn is too intense for you, this drama with a little bit of stabby-stab might be just what your pastor ordered. Lettuce pray.

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Jonathan London Interviews 'Attack of the Killer Tomatoes' writer Costa Dillon at SDCC 2023

Tue, 25 Jul 2023 21:05:00 -0000

While running the Geekscape Booth at San Diego Comic Con 2023, our neighbors at Atomic Toybox happened to have Costa Dillon the writer of Attack of the Killer Tomatoes so we asked him for an interview. Jonathan's interview is part of the Day 2 episode at SDCC but with his permission we also decided to release it on Horror Movie Night feed.

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Phantom of the Mall (1989)

Thu, 20 Jul 2023 20:00:00 -0000

Well, we were supposed to have the new mall’s grand opening on Fourth of July, but the security guards kept ending up slaughtered so we’re a little behind schedule… If it’s any consolation, Pauly Shore is at the froyo stand dishing out sweet treats! What started with Phantom of the Paradise, then Robert Englund’s Phantom of the Opera, continues with the deliciously cheesy PHANTOM OF THE MALL: ERIC’S REVENGE (1989) and somehow the plot attempts to make the viewer guess whether it really is Eric who’s been doing all the killing… Spoiler if the title didn’t give it away, but yeah, it’s Eric. Let’s go to the mall, today!

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Jason & the Argonauts (1963)

Thu, 13 Jul 2023 20:06:00 -0000

It’s Hot Spartan Summer and your pasty hosts are ditching the New Balances for sandals and going on an epic, pantheon-approved adventure to find an animal skin that we definitely don’t plan to melt down and turn into gold swag chains. This week, we’re casting off with the Ray Harryhausen stop-motion classic JASON AND THE ARGONAUTS (1963) and not even a giant bronze statue can stop us (he’s a total dick). Let’s go fight some reanimated skeletons on a brand new episode of Horror (well, more Fantasy) Movie Night!

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Broken Lizard's Club Dread (2004)

Thu, 06 Jul 2023 19:59:00 -0000

Summer of Slashers is in full swing as we tan our cans at Coconut Pete’s Coconut Beach Resort… but the dopey employees are getting murdered left and right! Who will serve us fruity drinks and give us oddly erotic massages? Come with us as we uncover the mystery of CLUB DREAD (2004), a pretty bad Broken Lizard movie that is made watchable by our man Bill Paxton’s Jimmy Buffett impression and not much else. Who could’ve expected Kyle to inflict this on his unsuspecting cohosts? Definitely not Matt and Scott even though they egged him on in last week’s episode. Some people never learn.

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Best of Year 8

Tue, 04 Jul 2023 08:00:00 -0000

Can you believe it's been 8 years of Horror Movie Night?! This years best of episode features clips from 351-400

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I Still Know What You Did Last Summer (1998)

Thu, 29 Jun 2023 20:00:00 -0000

It's almost 4th of July so let's return to the I Know.... franchise with a very strange movie and the person who picked it is up to a controversial debate!

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Blades (1989)

Thu, 22 Jun 2023 19:38:00 -0000

Ahhhh, the sweet smell of freshly-mowed grass… Don’t you love it? Grassblood, the scent of a summer afternoon! But what’s that buzzing coming from the golf course… oh my god, it’s a possessed mower bent on human carnage! Only the fine folks at Troma Entertainment would take the risk of bringing an insane script like BLADES (1989) to life - one that perfectly mirrors JAWS throughout. And you best believe Matt breaks it all down for us this week on the show!

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Mon, 20 Mar 2023 03:27:00 -0000

Our fearless leader Matt Kelly was honored to be the moderator for the Hocus Pocus reunion panel this weekend at Creature Feature Weekend. The panel was made up of Larry Bagby and Tobias Jelinek (who played Bullies Jay and Ice) and Doug Jones (who played Billy Butcherson).

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Leprechaun (1993)

Thu, 16 Mar 2023 20:04:00 -0000

For the past 2 months, we have been cursed to stay in 1993 but it looks like our luck is turning around this week - we found a shamrock AND a gold coin! Warwick Davis has got to be nearby, waiting to tell us some dirty limerick. In honor of St. Paddy's and to celebrate leaving 1993 behind, we're discussing the surprisingly tame (and low-budget) LEPRECHAUN, which had all of us waiting for kills that don't happen until subsequent entries in the series. Ah well, at least our shoes got polished.

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Ghost in the Machine (1993)

Thu, 09 Mar 2023 21:30:00 -0000

There must be a glitch in the Matrix because we are STILL stuck in 1993 and now there's a guy turning our household gadgets against us! We're battling a real GHOST IN THE MACHINE this week, and it already ruined our microwave dinner. What we need is a tech-savvy preteen and a disgraced middle-aged hacker to save the day... Hope we can find one before the Address Book Killer gets to our entry!

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Night Terrors (1993)

Thu, 02 Mar 2023 20:41:00 -0000

If you think that Tobe Hooper and Robert Englund could save a movie whose elevator pitch is "erotic thriller with male frontal nudity on horseback, deepthroated snakes, and something about the Marquis de Sade," then maybe don't try for the next big Powerball. The 1993 disaster NIGHT TERRORS is something, but we can't really pin down what, though we try real hard to make sense of it. It's like they say, if you can't make your friends suffer, are they really friends at all? They say that, right?

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Body Snatchers (1993)

Thu, 23 Feb 2023 22:10:00 -0000

The world needs to remember that plants are out to kill you, and Kyle is here to keep that thought fresh in our heads with his pick of BODY SNATCHERS (1993), the 3rd and arguably most critically-acclaimed take on Invasion of the Body Snatchers. If you watch closely, you might pick up that this version uses the military-industrial complex as a metaphor for loss of self as well as a corrosion on humanity for both alien plant people and the surviving humans. Blink and you'll miss it, you can thank us later!

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My Boyfriend's Back (1993)

Thu, 16 Feb 2023 22:50:00 -0000

You thought we were done celebrating 30 year anniversaries? Well think again, because we're reanimating that concept for another week (and another, and another...) with Matt's romantically ravenous pick MY BOYFRIEND'S BACK (1993). It's got zombies, it's got love, it's got 50s throwback fashion - perfect for Valentine's Day. Don't argue with us or we'll eat your stomach. Or a leg. Just a little nibble.

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Split Second (1992)

Thu, 09 Feb 2023 21:00:00 -0000

Have you ever wished for a live-action Image Comics movie? No, Spawn doesn't count - but maybe SPLIT SECOND (1992) does! It's got Rutger Hauer, Kim Cattrall and half the cast of Braveheart so you know it's good. Also, did we mention there's a serial killing monster who eats hearts and definitely looks like it was designed by Rob Liefeld? How could this film not be super badass?? Find out this week on Horror Movie Night!

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The Crush (1993)

Thu, 02 Feb 2023 23:23:00 -0000

Ah the 90s... the old days when men were men and led on underage girls who then unsurprisingly ruined their lives until getting punched across an attic. Don't believe us? Then explain the 100% historically accurate THE CRUSH (1993), in which the writer got sued so hard by the family of the girl he based Alicia Silverstone's character off of that they had to redub the whole thing after shooting was completed. The popularity of this film even kickstarted a small subgenre one might refer to as "lolita revenge" (but please don't). Prepare to get you car keyed this week on Horror Movie Night!

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Dead Alive (1993)

Thu, 26 Jan 2023 15:37:00 -0000

It appears Matt's ahem bad taste in movies has been bitten by a Sumerian rat monkey and subsequently resurrected as good taste with his pick of DEAD ALIVE (1992)! This redemption arc is very much thanks to the 30-year anniversary of Peter Jackson's landmark splatter opus, and boy does this one get better with age. Sit back with a nice bowl of custard as we bathe in body fluids this week on Horror Movie Night!

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Children of the Night (1991)

Thu, 19 Jan 2023 17:00:00 -0000

For too long, we have suffered the curse of the sexy vampire, it's time to re-romanticize the nasty, puffy-faced gross vampires who eat leeches and can barely enunciate over their massive fake teeth! To that end, we dug up a real stinker this week, 1991's CHILDREN OF THE NIGHT and the whole town is out for blood now. Can we survive Karen Black's goo sac and some truly atrocious child acting? Find out on another episode of Horror Movie Night!

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Burial Grounds (1981)

Thu, 12 Jan 2023 21:30:00 -0000

Hey remember when zombie movies were all we talked about and watched? How about 20-odd years earlier when horror was ruled by Italian zombie movies? Or how about the Italian zombie movie with no plot but an adult dwarf playing a young boy who gropes his own mother before getting zombified and eating her, um, chest? If you didn't know, now you know, it's time to discuss none other than the infamous BURIAL GROUND (1981) and at least we can say there are still things that can make us blush. Grab a big glass of warm milk, kick your feet up and watch everyone you love (and some you probably don't like that much too) get devoured this week on Horror Movie Night!

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Streets of Fire (1984)

Thu, 05 Jan 2023 21:00:00 -0000

As is tradition, our first pick of the year was voted on by YOU, the listeners, and man, y'all have weird taste... Because of you, we watched and are discussing a checks notes rock 'n' roll fable? It could probably use a bit more of that devil music but STREETS OF FIRE (1984) is still a sight to behold, if only for young Willem Dafoe in shiny pleather waders. Lots of duckbutt pompadours and casual backhands on display here, so thanks we guess...

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Terror Train (1980)

Thu, 29 Dec 2022 22:16:00 -0000

Happy New Year from a bunch of guys who aren't big fans of magic OR railroad parties, but here we are discussing one of the few remaining NYE horror movies we haven't done yet: TERROR TRAIN (1980) aka Prom Night with trains - and David Copperfield! Not the winning combination you'd expect, but at least we get Jamie Lee Curtis in a CLUE spinoff. Shovel that Xmas coal you got into the engine, we're going full speed into 2023!

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Paranorman (2012)

Thu, 27 Oct 2022 22:27:00 -0000

Happy almost-Halloween, friends! As is customary at Horror Movie Night, we are celebrating the best day of the year with a family-friendly film but also celebrating the 10-year anniversary of the delightful and ghoulish PARANORMAN (2012). From the fantastic cast to the incredible story and visuals, there's really nothing to not like about this one, unless you hate fun. We stand firm in our pledge to accept you here at HMN, even if you see ghosts - probably moreso if you do.

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Urban Legend (1998)

Thu, 20 Oct 2022 22:29:00 -0000

We had some much fun hanging out in the super-saturated cinema of the millennium that we decided to stick around for another week and talk about our brother's girlfriend's cousin's uncle's story of how one time he heard about someone at his high school who brought a hairless dog home that turned out to be a massive rat! Now we know what you're going to say - that's just an URBAN LEGEND (1998). Well, maybe, but can you prove it? Let's see what Snopes has to say about this...

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Book of Shadows: Blair Witch 2 (2000)

Thu, 13 Oct 2022 20:00:00 -0000

Take a trip back in time to the days of Wicca, goth clubwear in regular clothing rotation, handheld digital camcorders and spiky bedhead hair matched with terrible chin patches. We're stumbling around the woods looking for the BOOK OF SHADOWS: BLAIR WITCH 2 (2000)! This film seems to have the unnerving ability to make its viewers enjoy it more with each consecutive watch, so beware - you may end up listening to a lot of nu metal and asking Nature if you can pick up a leaf.

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Munster, Go Home (1967)

Thu, 06 Oct 2022 20:00:00 -0000

Kid: Mom can we have Addams Family?

Mom: We have Addams Family at home

Addams Family at home: The Munsters... in color.

In celebration of Rob Zombie's new Munsters movie, Matt subjected his cohosts to THE MUNSTERS GO HOME (1966) this week, and while it wasn't a painful watch, it felt more like an extended episode than a cohesive film. Let's see how Rob's version stacks up to it!

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The Mutilator (1984)

Thu, 29 Sep 2022 20:00:00 -0000

There's a crisp wind in the air, the leaves are turning, you know what time it is... it's FALL BREAK! After years of hemming and hawing about whether to discuss it, we're slashing our way through THE MUTILATOR (1984) and dang we had a good time doing it. This is definitely one of the few times you'll hear us heap praise on a kill comp but hey, we have a long weekend to drink cheap beer, do vaudeville for our girlfriends, and get chopped up in interesting ways. It's Fall Break! Fall Break!

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Thu, 28 Jul 2022 21:52:00 -0000

The world needs more masc Mary Sues in film and Kyle is on a mission to bring this very specific trope into the public eye with his pick of the insane BUTCHER BAKER NIGHTMARE MAKER (1981). Also known as NIGHT WARNING, the creators obviously had no grasp of how to title a movie, but nevertheless this one has a ton of social commentary to delve into beyond being total camp, delighting all three of your hosts. Chug some milk, your weird aunt needs you at full strength this week on Horror Movie Night!

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Grabbers (2012)

Thu, 21 Jul 2022 16:00:00 -0000

If you're anything like Scott, you will watch pretty much any movie featuring heavy Irish accents, and if so, this week's pick is just for you! We watched the Emerald Isle export GRABBERS (2012) as it's finally a decade old and the perfect vintage for the show. Thrill to people fighting imaginary enemies, questionable CGI and of course Scott's terrible brogue on another episode of Horror Movie Night!

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Up From the Depths (1979)

Fri, 15 Jul 2022 00:32:00 -0000

After all these years, we may finally be scraping the bottom of the proverbial chum bucket for Jaws ripoffs because Matt subjected us to a truly terrible one: 1979's Corman creature feature UP FROM THE DEPTHS. Written, acted, directed AND edited as comedy, it was re-cut afterwards to lean into the horror, leaving us with a mess of a movie, but we manage to keep our heads above water and catch a great discussion in the process. Surf's up!

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Brainscan (1994)

Thu, 07 Jul 2022 20:22:00 -0000

After the last 2 episodes, we've decided that the great outdoors are too scary, so we holed up inside with BRAINSCAN (1994)! If you've been dying to watch Edward Furlong shuffle along like a bozo as Great Value Freddy Krueger cracks awful jokes, then you're in luck because that's pretty much the whole movie. Oh and Primus.

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Best of Year 7

Thu, 30 Jun 2022 20:00:00 -0000

In place of our usual episode this week we're running our END OF YEAR 7 CELEBRATION! Enjoy an hour of memories covering some of the best moments from episodes 300-350

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Mosquito (1995)

Thu, 23 Jun 2022 20:31:00 -0000

Summer is in full swing and the air is filled with flying monsters out for blood - the perfect time to net a big ol discussion of MOSQUITO (1995)! If you like giant bug monsters draining dumb humans, this is the film for you. Also the film for you if you thought Gunnar Hansen didn't get enough chainsaw screen time between 2 TCM films and Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers.

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Loch Ness Horror (1982)

Thu, 16 Jun 2022 20:00:00 -0000

This week we find ourselves awash on the desolate shores of Scotland surrounded by non-Scottish actors and THE worst prop monster of all time as we discuss 1981's THE LOCH NESS HORROR. There's not much to say about this forgotten stinker that Matt assailed us with, but we somehow found a way to do so anyway! We're just 3 white dudes with a podcast talking crypto...zoology.

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Red Queen Kills Seven Times (1972)

Thu, 09 Jun 2022 21:53:00 -0000

It's 2022 and we're still trying to understand exactly what makes giallo, well, GIALLO. Kyle has chosen to continue our education with 1973's gorgeous but somewhat shallow THE RED QUEEN KILLS SEVEN TIMES! We're stalking the family castle in our coolest red capes, shooting high fashion, swilling J&B and seducing our bosses - yknow, the usual.

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American Psycho 2 (2002)

Fri, 03 Jun 2022 00:34:00 -0000

What is "the Mila Kunis-led sequel to a wild serial killer movie that wasn't originally a sequel to said movie but was more or less retconned into one after production wrapped?" If you answered AMERICAN PSYCHO 2: ALL AMERICAN GIRL (2002), you win nothing but the joy of having this silly movie staining your grey matter just like us! Scott picked this, sort of, and was shocked to learn that he was the reason the team was discussing it. Someone get him a bottle of gingko pills and some prune juice, he's getting old. Thankfully he doesn't look like William Shatner, who somehow plays a world-renowned serial killer hunter (who looks like someone left him overnight in a bathtub).

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House of Wax (1953)

Thu, 26 May 2022 21:48:00 -0000

It's been too long since the HMN boys got POSITIVELY GHOULISH, so Matt rectified that by having us watch HOUSE OF WAX (1953) starring the one and only Vincent Price! While not quite as out there as the 2005 remake, it still has a lot for us to talk about so dip your toes in, the wax bath is the perfect temperature!

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Hellraiser: HellWorld (2005)

Thu, 19 May 2022 20:58:00 -0000

Continuing the "one color gel only" trend of our recent picks, we decide to attend a totally not creepy house party/rave in all the blue-grey tones visible to the human eye and eventually run afoul of that pasty scamp Pinhead. You guessed it, we're heading into virtual Perdition with HELLRAISER: HELLWORLD (2005), which was very obviously filmed in 2002 and shelved for 3 long years based on the fashion choices and omnipresent Nokia phones in every single frame. It's a bad movie but what else would you expect from the 8th Hellraiser installment (and this podcast)? If you like the show, be sure to Rate, Review & Subscribe!

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Priest (2011)

Thu, 12 May 2022 20:18:00 -0000

Whoever said vampires are always sexy has definitely made themselves forget about the time Vision broke out of the MCU and into the Wild Wild West-iverse as it crashed into the Matrix and blew vampire Jesus to smithereens. After threatening it for months, Scott finally subjects the guys to literal trainwreck that is PRIEST (2011), possibly as punishment for the transgressions of their more recent picks. Confess your sins to Captain von Trapp and be absolved!

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Dead Silence (2007)

Thu, 05 May 2022 20:33:00 -0000

Continuing his long tradition of championing pint-sized terror on the show, Matt dives us tongue-first into James Wan's haunted ventriloquist dummy romp DEAD SILENCE (2007). Boasting a $20mil budget and only one blue color gel, it's actually not nearly as bad as we might've remembered it being... but that might have more to do with our brains being warped by 7 years of doing this podcast and less with Dead Silence being good. You decide, but be careful talking smack about Mary Shaw or you may never talk again!

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The Lost Boys (1987)

Fri, 29 Apr 2022 00:11:00 -0000

It's our 350th episode and lookee who decided to stop by - our long lost cohost Brian! We knew we had to discuss something he'd seen a million times so he couldn't weasel out of it by saying he didn't have time to watch the movie, thus we went with the oiled-sax-playing, beach party-crashing, Frog Brothers-filled THE LOST BOYS (1987). You know it, you love it, so do we, so let's get that nostalgia pumping through our delicious veins on this momentous 7-year anniversary spectacular episode of Horror Movie Night!

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Talking Pruning with Lola Blanc

Sun, 24 Apr 2022 17:13:00 -0000

Matt talks with Lola Blanc of Fatale Collective about her new short Pruning which is currently fundraising on Seed & Spark (which ends Thursday April 28th, 2022)

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Stigmata (1999)

Thu, 21 Apr 2022 21:37:00 -0000

What's scarier than late 90s fashion? Late 90s fashion but with a side of lukewarm blasphemous imagery! Kyle is taking us higher this week with his 7th grade Livejournal favorite film of all time, STIGMATA (1999) and while the watch was painful, the conversation is heavenly. We're sorry Sky Daddy, we've been very naughty this week on Horror Movie Night...

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The Fog (1980)

Thu, 14 Apr 2022 20:35:00 -0000

If horror movies are to be believed (and why shouldn't they be), every sleepy seaside town harbors a dark secret. Sometimes it's a haunted house, sometimes it's a lunatic in a creepy mask, but SOMEtimes it's a 100 year old curse placed by murdered lepers. In that case, you gotta watch out for THE FOG (1980), a John Carpenter classic that shocked 2 of the 3 hosts of this show in how many years it took for one of us to pick it. Come with us as we ponder the low body count and what a stomach pounder is this week on Horror Movie Night!

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Starship Troopers (1997)

Thu, 07 Apr 2022 22:19:00 -0000

Do you wanna see the galaxy? Well too bad, we're an audio-based show! What we CAN offer is a rambling voyage to Klendathu as we duke it out over STARSHIP TROOPERS (1997). The tangents are definitely going to, um, bug some folks but you probably know by now that we just can't help ourselves. Would you like to know more? Listen to this week's episode of Horror Movie Night!

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Sneak Peek: Weird Al-Gorithm

Sat, 02 Apr 2022 14:07:00 -0000

Matt has yet another podcast!!!

This new podcast called Weird Al-Gorithm and its co-hosted by Matthew Milligan of Wheatus. Each week him and Matthew will go through Al's career track by track. Enjoy this 10 minute sneak peek of the first episode and then subscribe to the show to hear the rest!!!

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Snakes on a Plane (2006) - Part 2

Fri, 01 Apr 2022 03:58:00 -0000

This week on Horror Movie Night, the discussion on Snakes on a Plane continues, and as usual, Gelsey picked a bad movie that Dylan enjoyed and Chris had mixed feelings on. We discuss the soundtrack as well as how we'd handle being on a "snakes on a plane" scenario.

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Thu, 03 Mar 2022 22:33:00 -0000

It's been a long, dreary winter for us at Horror Movie Night, so you can forgive us for coming down with a case of CABIN FEVER (2002).... We're joining by Erik J. Brown, author of the new book "All That's Left In the World" and Eli Roth enthusiast (ok not that part), who was kind enough to discuss this questionable piece of cinema history. Hope you're hungry because we've serving up all-you-can-eat PANCAKES this week on the show!

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Demons 2 (1986)

Thu, 24 Feb 2022 22:09:00 -0000

An Italian film, on THIS show? Has Hell frozen over? No, it's just leaking some greasy evil turds into an apartment high rise and absolutely ruining Sally's birthday! Unbelievable. How could Argento and Bava do this to her? That's the real horror DEMONS 2 (1987), oh and running out of clean towels to fight K-Mart gremlins with.

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Matt Chats with the Adams Family behind Hellbender

Tue, 22 Feb 2022 19:49:00 -0000

Matt sat down with the entire Adams Family (Zelda, John, Lulu and Toby Poser) to discuss their new film Hellbender available on Shudder this Thursday (2/24/22)!

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Interview with BJ McDonnell about Studio 666

Sun, 20 Feb 2022 17:50:00 -0000

Studio 666 is a fun and gory homage to classic 80's satanic panic horror starring the Foo Fighters. Don't miss it!

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Critters 4 (1992)

Fri, 18 Feb 2022 02:04:00 -0000

When you need to make 2 movies but only have the budget for 3/4 of one, you get busy on a Critters sequel that you can stretch into two! This week, we're discussing the second half of this questionable film-making choice with 1992's CRITTERS 4 (aka the one where they're in space). It's got Brad Dourif, Angela Bassett and that guy from SNDN3, how bad can it be? I guess we're all going to find out as we blast off into another episode...

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The Covenant (2006)

Fri, 11 Feb 2022 01:33:00 -0000

Most of us know Sebastian Stan as the dashing Winter Soldier, but fun fact, he's also played a dashing warlock in the Renny Harlin abomination known as THE COVENANT (2006). The one and only Ashley V. Robinson of Geek History Lesson subjected us to this week's abuse and we love her for it. Listen to find out how much money this movie made (a lot) and how much your hosts suck at mental math (also a lot). Harry Potter can kiss Toby Hemingway's ass!

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Blood From the Mummy's Tomb (1971)

Thu, 03 Feb 2022 21:33:00 -0000

In all of our years doing Horror Movie Night, we've never sat down to talk about a Hammer horror... Until now. This week, we're cracking open the coffin and dusting the sand from a lovely disembodied hand with BLOOD FROM THE MUMMY'S TOMB (1971). Shockingly, this is but one of 4 screen adaptions of Bram Stoker's "The Jewel of Seven Stars." We're guessing this is the best one because it stars two-time Bond Girl Valerie Leon!

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Meet the Applegates (1991)

Fri, 28 Jan 2022 01:32:00 -0000

Ever wondered what a 1950s nuclear family in modern suburbia but are really giant shapeshifting bugs movie would be like? Well wonder no more, because we're talking about exactly that this week as we excavate MEET THE APPLEGATES (1990)! This one is as weird as it seems so you know there's a lot to unpack... Join us for the absurdity on another episode of Horror Movie Night!

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In The Mouth of Madness (1994)

Fri, 21 Jan 2022 02:41:00 -0000

There's a saying we like to keep going around the HMN offices - "It's Mummy's Day somewhere." In the spirit of Mummy's Day, we invited our good friend Nate Lopez from 91 Donkey Lane to discuss the Lovecraft/King monster mash that is IN THE MOUTH OF MADNESS (1994). We put on our bookreadin' glasses and crack the covers of some Sutter Cane best-sellers to bring the apocalyptic giggles and maybe a wall of tentacle monsters. Side note, how do you get sharpie crosses off your skin? Asking for an insurance investigator friend...

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Metamorphosis - The Alien Factor (1990)

Thu, 13 Jan 2022 21:54:00 -0000

Little did Scott know when picking this week's movie, there are TWO films from 1990 called Metamorphosis and surprise! We collectively watched both, so we guess this is kind of a two-fer episode? There's body horror aplenty, so don't forget the paper towels and hand sanitizer for this discussion - it's gonna get gooey...

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Pledge Night (1990)

Fri, 07 Jan 2022 02:28:00 -0000

It's a new year, time to start thinking about what frat you're going to rush and which popped collar douchbags you're going to let verbally and physically abuse you in the name of brotherhood. Can we suggest Heta Mu Nu? We promise to only make you eat 1 butt-cherry and no calling people the f-word. Oh and the gooey ghost of Joey Belladonna may or may not be haunting our frat house so ¯(ツ)/¯

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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2: The Secret of the Ooze (1991)

Fri, 31 Dec 2021 00:41:00 -0000

The results of our Black Friday poll are in and the winner is our inner child, because you voted overwhelmingly for TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES II: THE SECRET OF THE OOZE (1991)! Whether that inner child is still entertained by goofy pratfalls performed by martial artists in foam rubber suits is questionable, but the point is that we're doing what we can to keep you coming back for more in 2022 as we round out this year with some wholesome nostalgia talk. We will be back next week with horror, but this week, Ninja Rap is born!

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Silent Night, Deadly Night 3: Better Watch Out (1991)

Thu, 23 Dec 2021 23:12:00 -0000

Forget the Elf on the Shelf, the real one to watch out for this holiday season is Bill Moseley with his brain in a see-through plastic hat! Hot from our second annual Geekscape livestream is our discussion of the all-around-crappy SILENT NIGHT DEADLY NIGHT 3: BETTER WATCH OUT (1989) and we want to be totally clear that this was only picked because we've already talked about SNDN4 and 5, and Scott wimped out of watching FEEDERS 2. We really just wanted to check out the directorial prowess of a guy named Monte HELLMAN. We're still not convinced that's a real name...

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Piranha (1978)

Fri, 17 Dec 2021 01:06:00 -0000

This show is no stranger to killer animal movies, but you'll be surprised to learn that this week's movie was NOT picked by one of the hosts, but rather our illustrious guest Gelsey Laurie from the podcast Before My Time. She braved the deep end of late 70s Corman schlock and graced us with Joe Dante's directorial debut, PIRANHA (1978)! Tune in as we puzzle over what hungry tropical fish sound like as they murder innocent swimmers (hint: it's either birds or medical equipment) and relive the childhood trauma this film inflicted upon us. Get in the water or Paul Bartel is going to say some really disheartening things to you.

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Vicious Lips (1986)

Fri, 10 Dec 2021 00:48:00 -0000

Hot ladies! Cool tunes! Hairspray! Sand dunes! This week's episode is one Scott has long awaited and finally found a copy to inflict upon his cohosts - VICIOUS LIPS (1986). Admittedly, this is a bad movie, but dang it's got a lot to love in the first and third act... it's just that pesky middle half hour with the killer alien chasing everyone around a spaceship that mucks up what could've been a cult classic. This is why humanity created the fast forward button (which is really an anachronistic joke since we all just click further in the stream anymore anyway). Let's do space drugs and sing about lunar madness on this week's episode of Horror Movie Night!

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The Giant Claw (1957)

Thu, 02 Dec 2021 21:49:00 -0000

Look in the sky It's a bird! It's a Plane! No wait... we were right the first time. It's a big bird? Of course Matt picked a black & White movie with a giant bird puppet. It's almost like he wants to scare new co-host Kyle Kutcha off in the very first week. Tune in for us completely lambasting the insanity that is this movie and it's weirdly appealing special effects.

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Sleepaway Camp 3: Teenage Wasteland

Fri, 26 Nov 2021 01:11:00 -0000

This week, we're heading back to Camp Arawak to celebrate its rebranding (hello Camp New Horizons!) as we discuss Angela's witty murder repartee in SLEEPAWAY CAMP III: TEENAGE WASTELAND (1989). We are joined by the delightfully wicked Jacki Giorgianni of the Jersey Ghouls and The List We Missed podcasts, who wears her love for this movie like a gory badge of honor. Come for the trust exercises, stay for the funerals!

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Ravenous (1999)

Thu, 18 Nov 2021 22:00:00 -0000

It's become a tradition around here for Scott to pick what we affectionately refer to as cannibal whoopsies to celebrate (?) Thanksgiving, and the honor this year was bestowed upon the strangely comedic RAVENOUS (1999). With a cast featuring Guy Pearce, Jeffrey Jones, Robert Carlyle and David Arquette, and a score composed by Damon Albarn (Blur, Gorillaz) of all people, one would think this movie wouldn't have sunk into relative obscurity, but we're here to rekindle that fire...and then cook people-stew over it. Let's get stuffed!

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Mon, 01 Nov 2021 23:10:00 -0000

In the final Fantastic Fest Interview Matt chats with Jim Cummings and PJ McCabe of the movie Beta Test which was is getting released this Friday!

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Horror Movie Needle Drops Draft

Sun, 31 Oct 2021 14:32:00 -0000

It’s Halloween so we are doing another draft. This time we’re drafting “Needle Drops In Horror Films” with our new friends Jordan and JB of Camp Nightmare Podcast.

Apologies that Matt sounds like he’s calling in via a Tin Can; for someone who claims to know Podcasting he really screwed the pooch on this one.

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The Addams Family (1991)

Thu, 28 Oct 2021 23:56:00 -0000

Ya boys at Horror Movie Night (obviously) love Halloween, and we insist on watching spooky kids' movies to celebrate. With that in mind, how have we gone this long without discussing 1991's THE ADDAMS FAMILY?! Besides Beetlejuice, this has got to be the most influential spooky movie from our childhoods, and arguably anyone's childhood who grew up in the 90s. Long story short, it's a perfect movie and we got to spend a full episode basking in nostalgia. Cara mia...

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Halloween 6: The Curse of Michael Myers (1995)

Thu, 21 Oct 2021 21:34:00 -0000

It's time to finally ruin our favorite holiday by watching our least favorite entry into the Halloween franchise! No, not the Rob Zombie ones, the Paul Rudd one - HALLOWEEN 6: THE CURSE OF MICHAEL MYERS (1995). This one has been gaining cult popularity over the last few years for some unfathomable reason, and we're ready for the flame war our discussion is sure to incite. Just like the Shape, we're basically impervious to fire... and any sort of suitable ending to a film.

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Puppet Master (1989)

Thu, 14 Oct 2021 20:42:00 -0000

If there's one thing our fearless leader Matt is wary of, it's killer toys. Facing these miniature menaces head-on, we break down our love for the first Full Moon release, PUPPET MASTER (1989). Where else would we find a pair of sex psychics, a grieving widow and a doll that vomits leeches? Nowhere, that's where! As Gavin Rossdale once said, it's the little things that kill.

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Talking Exploitation with the Team Behind Rust Belt Driller

Fri, 08 Oct 2021 13:56:00 -0000

Matt sat down with the team behind Rust Belt Driller.

The team of Director David R Williams, Writer and lead actor Aaron Krygier, and Tilke Hill (Lead actress and co-Director) talked about influences, the style of the film and filmmaking in general.

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Ginger Snaps (2000)

Thu, 07 Oct 2021 21:16:00 -0000

Spooky season is in full swing, and what better time than now to finally learn a bit about the female reproductive system! Joining us to discuss the werewolf cult classic GINGER SNAPS (2000) is comedian and 91 Donkey Lane tenant Robert Bacon. We wax poetic about lycanthropy, count dead dogs, and critique Canadian fashion sense. This episode is a must-listen, period!

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Killer Klowns From Outer Space (1988)

Thu, 30 Sep 2021 22:43:00 -0000

Now that Listener Submitted Month has concluded we needed to a bonafide win with the 1980's classic Killer Klowns from Outer Space. We talk about all the reasons why we find this film to still be a comedic classic and debate if there's some subtle things in there we missed the first 50 times we watched it.

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Fantastic Fest Interviews: Sarah and Phillip of Found Footage Phenomenon

Wed, 29 Sep 2021 18:59:00 -0000

Matt interviews Sarah Appleton and Phillip Escott who are the directors behind the Documentary "The Found Footage Phenomenon"

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Fantastic Fest Interview with Emily Bennett & Justin Brooks of "Alone WIth You"

Tue, 28 Sep 2021 19:13:00 -0000

Matt talks with Emily and Justin who are the writing & directing team behind Alone With You; a minimalist psychological horror film which played this week at Fantastic Fest.

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Matt Talks ICP with United States of Insanity Director Tom Putnam

Fri, 24 Sep 2021 22:11:00 -0000

Our Next Interview from Fantastic Fest has Matt talking to Tom Putnam who co-directed the new documentary United States of Insanity about Insane Clown Posse's lawsuit against the FBI to be declassified as a gang.

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Castle Freak (1995)

Thu, 23 Sep 2021 21:04:00 -0000

Rounding out Listener Submitted Month, we're taking a trip to see our old friend Richard Band with a film no one can believe we had yet to discuss in our first 6 years of the show - 1995's CASTLE FREAK. Jeffrey Combs and Barbara Crampton reunite at the Band castle for family trouble and way more peeping tom shots than necessary to get the point across. Share the bother with your hosts this week on Horror Movie Night!

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Sat, 14 Aug 2021 12:58:00 -0000

After discussing House by the Cemetery Matt had a lot of questions, specifically about the main character Bob.

So he made some calls, reached out to a few agents and got an exclusive interview with Bob.

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Wed, 28 Jul 2021 03:11:00 -0000

Matt sits down with his high school friend Erik J. Brown about his upcoming debut novel "All That is Left in the World".

We discuss our love of Youth Adult horror novels as well as Erik's experience writing a book about a pandemic just a few months before a pandemic.

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Wishmaster (1997)

Thu, 22 Jul 2021 20:35:00 -0000

Have you ever found a magic lamp, released the genie inside and considered ITS feelings before making your paltry little wishes?? Doubtful, you selfish jerks. We here at Horror Movie Night are considerate wishmakers, and would probably only get turned to stone or something by an evil djinn instead of having our faces eaten by magic snakes. We're talking WISHMASTER (1997) this week, and what a wonderfully dumb movie it is. If you like special effects and hate logical storytelling, this one's for you!

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Invasion of the Saucer Men (1957)

Thu, 15 Jul 2021 20:50:00 -0000

If there's one thing aliens hate, it's sober humans... is the tagline that this week's movie should've gone with. Listen to us wrangle some little green rascals with Matt's pick of 1957's INVASION OF THE SAUCER MEN! It's chock full of all the things you loved about the 50s: wise guys, cool cars, casual misogyny and UFOs. Let's go necking!

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You're Next (2011)

Thu, 08 Jul 2021 20:51:00 -0000

Come with us one decade into the past, when dead mom jokes were the epitome of horror comedy humor, and we wait out the home invasion sensibilities of YOU'RE NEXT (2011). Brian has been seemingly chomping at the bit to discuss this one, and Matt and Scott have no qualms with him picking something that ISN'T 70s grindhouse for once...

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The Best of Year 6

Mon, 05 Jul 2021 11:28:00 -0000

It's weird to think that this entire collection of clips was recorded during a lockdown and a pandemic but listening to it reminds me how much the show has meant to me and I assume others.

Now that life is getting back to normal I am stoked to get wild for Year 7!!

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Death Machine (1994)

Thu, 01 Jul 2021 22:46:00 -0000

Ever wanted to see Brad Dourif in a steampunk horror movie? Well you're in luck because in 1994 such a film was produced. Apparently it was controversial for excessive violence which means that it's got Horror Movie Night written all over it! This week we look into the futuristic 2003 and see what happens when a mad scientist gets fired!

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A Chat with Marissa Pona of Renegade Film Festival

Fri, 25 Jun 2021 12:04:00 -0000

Marissa Pona has been a friend of Horror Movie Night almost from the beginning and it's been a pleasure to see her forge her own path with Renegade Film Festival. It was a pleasure to sit down with Marissa to learn more about the film festival and definitively decide that I'll be going down to Atlanta in March for the show!

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Vampire's Kiss (1988)

Thu, 24 Jun 2021 18:00:00 -0000

This week on the podcast Matt makes us suffer through the "acting" of Nic Cage. Somehow this film is the actors favorite performance of his but ultimate the film tries to be more "Symbolic" than it actually is.

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Re-Rental: Sleepaway Camp II Unhappy Campers

Sun, 20 Jun 2021 22:23:00 -0000

Once again we're revisiting a movie from the archives with Brian. This time Sleepaway Camp II: Unhappy Campers. Brian has seen the original and he's seen part 3 but he skipped the most rewatchable of them all!

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Thu, 13 May 2021 16:19:00 -0000

HOLY EXPLETIVE, WE MADE IT TO EPISODE 300! To celebrate (almost) 6 years of HMN behind us, we decided to go on an adventure. A big one, to be exact - PEE-WEE'S BIG ADVENTURE (1985) which, as other millenials know, is straight kindertrauma. Plus it's got Large Marge, killer clowns, and Elvira out of costume. Let's celebrate all the way to Warner Bros' studio lot!

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Creature Walks Among Us (1956)

Thu, 06 May 2021 20:43:00 -0000

You know what's REALLY scary? A fish-man wearing sensible human clothing. Especially when said fish-man is swole AF. We're diving into the deep end of the Black Lagoon and coming up for air with THE CREATURE WALKS AMONG US (1956). This is one of the wildest concepts for a golden age horror movie and definitely worth discussing Creature's fitness routine cuz dayum!

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Day of the Dead (1985)

Thu, 29 Apr 2021 20:56:00 -0000

We typically avoid zombie movies on Horror Movie Night because frankly, they're pretty boring. Brian must have missed that memo somehow and picked DAY OF THE DEAD (1985), the zombie movie that spawned all of the tropes that boring zombie movies that followed have used in the vain efforts to show that pEoPlE tHaT aRe ThE rEaL mOnStErS. Fun fact, did you know that in the event of a zombie apocalypse, the surviving people are going to be the real jerks? Crazy, right?? Bub the zombie, shoot us now.

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Thu, 01 Apr 2021 11:52:00 -0000

It's time for another ska-riffic time here on Teen Flick Movie Night, and this week we're finally tackling that titan of high school humor, 2000s WHATEVER IT TAKES! Boasting a pretty illustrious cast including that guy from Breaking Bad, the Green Goblin's son, the Green Goblin's son's real-life girlfriend, the guy Sean Connery taught how to shoot in League of Extraordinary Gentlemen, the manager from Waiting, the ultimate 90s movie hot girl, and Stoner Guy. Time for some MAYHEM!

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Jack Brooks Monster Slayer (2008)

Thu, 25 Mar 2021 20:56:00 -0000

If you ever find yourself wondering why a movie starring Robert Englund didn't do well and if it might be some forgotten gem, let us tell you that there are very good reasons why such films have been relegated to the dustbin of horror history; case in point, this week's pick - JACK BROOKS MONSTER SLAYER (2007). While not completely unwatchable, it's definitely not worth any sort of cult status... Your gracious hosts take the hit for you once more, all while humming that classic Bobby Darin hit "Beyond the Sea."

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Nightmare on Elm Street 4: Dream Master (1988)

Thu, 18 Mar 2021 20:44:00 -0000

Strap in this week when we dive into the most financially successful but most middle of the road of the Elm Street movies. Dream Master contains one of the greatest kills in Nightmare history but does the rest of the film hold up to the quality of that Roach kill? Well ya boys in HMN are happy to do God's work and find out for you.

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House of the Devil (2009)

Fri, 12 Mar 2021 02:20:00 -0000

Ti West is that kind of movie-maker whose entire reputation stems from one absolutely amazing film, and this week we're heading back in time to spend a night at THE HOUSE OF THE DEVIL (2009). Listen to us wax poetic on set dressings and frames per second, it's riveting!

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Disturbing Behavior (1998)

Thu, 04 Mar 2021 23:11:00 -0000

Do you like Kurt Vonnegut? How we haven't asked this question of you in 289 episodes is absolutely insane, but this week we're finally discussing DISTURBING BEHAVIOR (1998) and we expect an honest answer. If your answer is no, though, we may call you Cook's Ridge Trash.

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The Deadly Mantis (1957)

Thu, 25 Feb 2021 21:43:00 -0000

We warned you that this was the year we live our truths via movie picks, and Matt is holding up his end of the bargain with THE DEADLY MANTIS (1957)! The man loves his giant animal monster movies, and this is arguably the film that got him hooked (or rather, the orange book at the library about it but you get the idea). Grab the Raid, it's go time!

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Superstition (1983)

Thu, 18 Feb 2021 22:48:00 -0000

Do you hear that? Is that... Stevie Wonder? That funky bassline can only mean one thing - we're delving into SUPERSTITION (1982) this week! Somehow this one flew under the radar for all three of your hosts and this is a rare first-time watch for us all. Don't misunderstand, this movie is not good, but damn is it a fun ride.

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Re-Rental: Dolls

Sun, 14 Feb 2021 17:26:00 -0000

Once again we hit up the local video store and found out Brian hadn't seen 1987's DOLLS before! So Obviously we had to rent it again!

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My Bloody Valentine (1981)

Thu, 11 Feb 2021 21:55:00 -0000

Hey all you lovebirds out there! We know what your sweetheart wants this Valentine's Day, and it's definitely a human heart in a heart-shaped chocolate box. We're discussing the cult classic MY BLOODY VALENTINE (1981) thanks to Brian and we could just kiss him for it. Lucky for him, it's still a pandemic and we don't live close enough to menace him with physical affection.

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Bad Dreams (1988)

Thu, 04 Feb 2021 22:05:00 -0000

Do you like Dream Warriors? Of course you do! That doesn't necessarily mean you'll enjoy this movie, but you'll at least enjoy the movie it copied. This week, we're talking about BAD DREAMS (1988) which boasts a (b-level) star-studded cast, a threadbare script and BLOOD SHOWERS FOR EVERYBODY. Come on in, it's a perfect 98 degrees!

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Town That Dreaded Sundown (1976)

Thu, 28 Jan 2021 22:08:00 -0000

In the most Brian pick of the last 12 months, we head to Texarkana and visit THE TOWN THAT DREADED SUNDOWN (1974). Is this movie an unrealistic take on an actual rash of murders? Yes. Does its tone change more than a MySpace model's hair? Yes. Is it good? Well, we're not entirely sure, but we think... maybe? Listen to us hash it out this week on Horror Movie Night!

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Fright Night (2011)

Thu, 21 Jan 2021 23:24:00 -0000

It's been far too long since we've discussed hot guys who want to tear your throat out and bathe their hideously large jaws in the hot crimson spray from your jugular on this show... Actually, we can't remember the last time we did that, so let's remedy it with sadly overlooked FRIGHT NIGHT (2011). As far as modern remakes go, this one is pretty damn good, and we try our best this week to go through all the reasons you should agree. Also buff Colin Ferrell, come on!

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Fade to Black (1980)

Thu, 14 Jan 2021 23:01:00 -0000

Remember what we said last week about questionable content? It's back in full force with Matt's first official pick of 2021, 1980's FADE TO BLACK. If you like bad Cagney and Monroe impressions, boy do we have a movie for you! It's not good, but at least we got to talk about that sweet TOURIST TRAP poster in the first 10min of the movie.

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Honey, I Shrunk the Kids (1989)

Thu, 07 Jan 2021 20:58:00 -0000

New year, same questionable content choices EXCEPT FOR THIS WEEK, as we always put our first movie of the year up to a group vote in our Facebook group, and the group has spoken: "we want more Rick Moranis!" Ask and you shall receive, as well as some delightful Matt Frewer craziness and tons of sweet practical effects. Get lost in the backyard with us as we ride ants and fight scorpions in 2021!

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Ghostbusters II (1989)

Thu, 31 Dec 2020 19:29:00 -0000

It's time to kiss 2020 goodbye like the malevolent spirit of a Eastern European despot stuck in a massive painting. To do so, we enlisted the services of GHOSTBUSTERS ll (1989) since it's technically a New Years Eve movie and we have already discussed NEW YEARS EVIL so we'll take what we can get here on the show.

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Happy 75th Birthday Lloyd

Wed, 30 Dec 2020 18:29:00 -0000

Since today is Troma's co-founder Lloyd Kaufman's 75th Birthday and to celebrate I'm breaking out a very poorly recorded interview I had with Lloyd back in 2011. Enjoy!!!

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Krampus (2015)

Thu, 24 Dec 2020 23:59:00 -0000

It's that time of year, fam: the time when we get stuck in a snowstorm with people we can't stand as we're slowly picked off by bad CGI creatures! This Christmas, we're unwrapping the dirty diaper that is KRAMPUS (2015), the movie that reminds us not all wishes should be granted... No, we're not talking about the actual plot of the movie, but rather Michael Dougherty's wish to throw as much digital garbage at the screen in hopes that it makes you forget how insufferable every character is.

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Sun, 22 Nov 2020 21:08:00 -0000

Enjoy a 10 minute sneak peek of Matt's new podcast Christmas 365

The debut episode drops tomorrow evening!!!!

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Motel Hell (1980)

Thu, 19 Nov 2020 22:55:00 -0000

We try to keep it topical here on HMN, so this Thanksgiving we're going to really just beat you over the head with Scott's lifestyle choices as we discuss the phenomenal cult classic MOTEL HELL (1980). We discussed this way back in the first iteration of the podcast, but watching the fresh Blu-ray remaster really elevates everything beyond 80s nostalgia and splatter. As we all know, meat's meat and man's gotta eat, so dig in and happy Thanksgiving!

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Re-Rental: Spookies

Mon, 16 Nov 2020 23:16:00 -0000

Once again we've rented another movie but while in the past it was movies we loved; this is one that we're very indifferent towards, but we needed to hear Brian's thoughts. While discussing Spookies we re-ignited our love for Fuhkin Duke and figure out the next screenplay by the Kelly Brothers.

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My Best Friend's A Vampire (1987)

Fri, 13 Nov 2020 00:26:00 -0000

You ever get roped into watching a movie you think you're going to hate by that friend who always makes you watch questionable content? This week's movie is just like that, except the film in question is actually pretty damn good! We're talking 1987's MY BEST FRIEND IS A VAMPIRE, and it took all of 2 minutes of runtime to charm at least one of Matt's cohosts with a wet dream ripped right from his adolescence. This one deserves some more eyes on, so crack open a Bloodweiser and wear your sunglasses at night because it's... well, you know what it is...

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Soundtracking: The Craft

Sat, 07 Nov 2020 16:14:00 -0000

Recorded live during the Scares that Care 15 hour live-stream event October 30th, 2020

It's the raw audio so it's definitely not as polished as our regular episodes but here it is!!!

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Bad Ronald (1974)

Thu, 05 Nov 2020 21:24:00 -0000

Brian must really dislike his cohosts, because he seems to only pick movies that inflict mental anguish on them, and this week is no except - 1974's made-for-TV BAD RONALD. Not quite the typical Hallmark Movie of the Week fodder, it's still painfully tame and slow, and Matt and Scott are wondering if they need to take away Brian's ability to pick movies to discuss, as he obviously cannot be trusted with this kind of power.

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"Scary Moments in Non-Horror Movies" Draft (f/ Robert Bacon and Ashley Victoria Robinson)

Sat, 31 Oct 2020 19:28:00 -0000

We did our yearly Halloween Draft on our live-stream session this year. We were joined by 91 Donkey Lane host Robert Bacon as well as Geek History Lesson's Ashley Victoria Robinson drafting the topic of "Scary Moments in Non-Horror Movies".

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Hocus Pocus (1993)

Thu, 29 Oct 2020 19:33:00 -0000

Amok amok amok! It's finally the best day of the year (Halloween, ya goobers) and we're continuing the HMN tradition of discussing a kid-friendly movie for the holiday with the one and only HOCUS POCUS (1993). One of your hosts is a wet blanket, but the fire of enthusiasm burns white hot in the other 2, which is more than enough to keep the Black Flame Candle alight until sunrise. Compliment our yabbos while you're at it, why dontcha?

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Halloween H2O (1998)

Thu, 22 Oct 2020 21:46:00 -0000

It's no secret that Halloween is like Christmas for some of your HMN hosts (Matt's Christmas is literal Christmas, the little scamp) and this year, we're going back 2 decades to the millennium with a sequel/reboot that still holds up, 2000's HALLOWEEN H20! Purists may not fawn over this entry in the franchise, but ya bois at Horror Movie Night are big fans, so strap in for some praise for this less-obsessed-over installment that featured the return of Jamie Lee Curtis, as well as topical teen heartthrobs Josh Hartnett, Michelle Williams AND Jodi Lynn O'Keefe. Plus Joseph Gordon Levitt gets an ice skate to the face in the first 5 minutes!

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Getting Campy with Felissa Rose

Tue, 20 Oct 2020 22:30:00 -0000

Matt got a chance to sit down and talk to Felissa Rose about her new movie Camp Twilight as well as dive into the culture of horror fandom, Sleepaway Camp's explosion out of obscurity and why she loves conventions so much.

Camp Twilight will be on Video on Demand November 1st!

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Bringing Back the Weekly World News with Greg D'Alessandro

Tue, 20 Oct 2020 00:08:00 -0000

Check out the Weekly World News Kickstarter project to RELAUNCH the Newsroom and hopefully PRINT new editions of the paper. For Bat Boy t-shirts, posters, action figures, & more - visit their Kickstarter before it ends on Friday at 5PM EST.

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Re-Rentals: Trick or Treat (1986)

Sat, 17 Oct 2020 21:33:00 -0000

Brian has wanted us to discuss this for months but... we already have before. In fact you could argue we started this entire bonus series so he could talk about this movie. So join us while we talking heavy metal horror and Matt and Brian discuss the passing of their Uncle Craig who's step is very clearly on the podcast.

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Popcorn (1991)

Thu, 15 Oct 2020 22:22:00 -0000

Campy horror flicks that owe their existence to William Castle are hard to come by, and we've already talked HOHH99, so our fearless leader Matt finally pulled the trigger on one of his favorite forgotten gems, POPCORN (1991)! This one has way too many subplots, but makes up for it with 3 Castle-inspired movies-in-a-movie, and some truly bombastic practical effects. If you haven't seen this one, take the time to find a copy, it's a perfect example of the kind of movie HMN would make if we had any sort of budget...

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Talking Tales from the Crypt with Scare Me writer/director/star Josh Ruben

Sun, 11 Oct 2020 20:03:00 -0000

College Humor's Josh Ruben joined Matt to discuss his new movie SCARE ME that's currently on Shudder. Instead we talked about Tales from the Crypt episodes as well as our favorite werewolf movies.

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Night of the Demons 2 (1994)

Thu, 08 Oct 2020 23:39:00 -0000

It may be argued which HMN host loves Halloween the most, but this week, the crown goes to Scott, who picked a movie that actually occurs on Halloween, on top of featuring an insane amount of goop, head trauma, and topless 25 year old high schoolers. You know NIGHT OF THE DEMONS 2 (1994) is a good time (except for one scene) based on that description alone, so head over to Hull House with ya boys this October and let the holiday spirit possess you!

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Sat, 19 Sep 2020 13:06:00 -0000

This month we get the ever important Brian Kelly read on Dr. Giggles and then get wildly off topic. ENJOY!

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Crawlspace (1986)

Thu, 17 Sep 2020 20:44:00 -0000

We're not HVAC guys, but we're pretty sure most apartment buildings don't have air ducts big enough for a full-grown man to skateboard on his stomach through, and yet, here we are, watching THE Klaus Kinski do just that. We're talking CRAWLSPACE (1986) this week, and are joined by Joey Pettine of the fantastic Dark Hills Events; Dark Hills is a horror live action roleplaying company that creates immersive events where you get to try surviving your favorite horror movies! He's also a great guy and friend of the show, and has an odd love for Klaus Kinski, the once-great Nosferatu in Werner Herzog's adaptation... who plays a Nazi scientist who kills his tenants in order to feel alive in this movie. It's a weird one for sure!

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My Mom's a Werewolf (1988)

Thu, 10 Sep 2020 23:43:00 -0000

Why, listeners... why do you torment us with these garbage movies? I guess it's partially our fault for choosing this from the submissions, but we're not very good at taking responsibility for our lives and so we're going to heap the blame on you as we talk about the painfully boring MY MOM'S A WEREWOLF (1989), starring a toe-sucking, hairy-backed John Saxon! We're joined this week by 91 Donkey Lane cohost and comedian Robert Bacon, who for some reason decided not to bring an enchanted bauble to alleviate the pain of watching this movie, but at least he's funny (and doesn't look like an incel, we promise). If most werewolf movies are puberty analogies, this must be a menopause analogy, but that part of the script may have been lost.

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Matt talk to Babysitter: Killer Queen stars Hana Mae Lee, Ken Marino and Chris Wylde

Tue, 08 Sep 2020 18:42:00 -0000

Enjoy this interview of Matt at his most anxious; stumbling over his words, messing up someone's name and being generally fairly awkward when talking to the amazing talented cast of THE BABYSITTER: KILLER QUEEN.

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Talking Bleed with Me with Director Amelia Moses

Sat, 05 Sep 2020 14:38:00 -0000

Matt sat down with writer/director Amelia Moses about her feature film debut BLEED WITH ME that played this week at FANTASIA 2000

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Rumplestiltskin (1995)

Thu, 03 Sep 2020 23:55:00 -0000

Hey! Do you like the Leprechaun movies? You do? Cool, you still probably won't enjoy this week's pick, 1995's pointless RUMPLESTILTSKIN! But at least we have our good friend Steven Bay of Analog Jones & the Temple of Film fame with us to talk about small killers, obsessions with dead media, and how he's marrying someone who loves GREASE 2. Rev your motorcycle engine, cuz Rumplestiltskin is a coooooooooool rider!

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Monster in the Closet (1987)

Thu, 27 Aug 2020 21:55:00 -0000

Another week, another obscure "Troma Presents" movie picked by Matt - this time, it's the inextricable MONSTER IN THE CLOSET (1986)! We couldn't get enough of young Paul Walker during TAMMY & THE T-REX, so we took a deeper dive with this one, in which a rubber suit monster with no backstory falls in love with K-Mart Clark Kent and dies trying to find a closet in which to consummate its desires. Think we're joking? Listen and find out!

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Re-Rental: Tourist Trap

Sat, 22 Aug 2020 17:43:00 -0000

Brian didn't join the HMN crew until Episode 148. This means he missed a ton of great content of the first 100+ episodes so we are going to re-visit some of our favorites with him.

We're kicking it off with the classic Charles Band flick Tourist Trap. Scott and Matt are still huge fans but Brian isn't as convinced.

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Elvira Mistress of the Dark (1987)

Thu, 20 Aug 2020 21:49:00 -0000

We're watching Elvira: Mistress of the Dark again and are pretty sure this movie needs no introduction or explanation for why it was picked. Cassandra Peterson is a treasure and if you don't like this movie, you hate fun, freedom and America.

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Sat, 04 Jul 2020 12:11:00 -0000

It's no denying that the last 6 months have been extremely difficult and heavy but July 5th, 2020 is our 5 year podcasting anniversary. We would obviously love to be doing something more this year but as per usual we are still going to drop a retrospective of the best moments from Episodes 191-245.

When things calm, there's a vaccine and travel is safer we will give you all the love and more to ring in Year 6/Episode 300. Until then thank you for years of love and support. I Hope you enjoy these memories.

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Planet of the Vampires (1965)

Fri, 03 Jul 2020 00:28:00 -0000

Once again, like the captain of Mario Bava's doomed spaceship, one of the show hosts has led his compatriots astray and he may not live to see another episode... Brian subjected us to the painfully stupid PLANET OF THE VAMPIRES (1965) which really has no vampires to speak of. This is definitely Colin Robinson's favorite movie to show his victims when he brings them back to the crib on Staten Island. Damn you, Brian!!

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Jaws 3-D (1983)

Thu, 25 Jun 2020 22:04:00 -0000

Have you ever looked at a shark... in 3-D... on weeeeeed?? Well, today is your lucky day, as the boys are suffering through ANOTHER killer shark movie (thanks Matt), and their pain is your pleasure. JAWS 3-D (1983) is a serious pile of garbage, and we give it the dressing-down it deserves while working on our sexy tanlines. Don't be jealous, just grab the sunscreen and make sure to apply a healthy dose to our toned bodies.

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From Dusk Til Dawn (1996)

Thu, 18 Jun 2020 21:18:00 -0000

We know how many of you foot fetishists listen to our show, and we want to support your kinks, so here's a Tarantino movie about hot vampires feeding you toe-quila, you dirty pervs. That's right, Scott of all people picked the one and only FROM DUSK TILL DAWN (1996) for the boys to discuss this week. Someone tweet at Savini and tell him we respect him as an ac-torr. Well, don't actually do that.

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Sat, 30 May 2020 02:45:00 -0000

Josie Cotton's career blew up in the early 80's with her poppy, tongue-in-cheek Go-Gos/Fear cover Johnny Are you Queer? The song lead to her appearing in the iconic 80's film Valley Girl as well as the underrated horror film Nomads. Being a long time fan of camp and drive-in movies she's released a new edition of 2007's Invasion of the B-Girls (featuring covers of classic horror theme songs) with the never before released cover of the Female Trouble theme song. Josie joins Matt today to discuss the album as well as her favorite bad horror movies, John Waters and the controversy of her famous song.

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Freaked (1993)

Thu, 28 May 2020 21:42:00 -0000

Matt has waited 5 years to finally discuss one of his all-time favorite movies on HMN, and his cohosts are more than happy to revisit the insane FREAKED (1993)! The Kelly boys grew up on this over-the-top Alex Winter monsterpiece, and Matt insisted Scott watch it almost as soon as the two of them got to know one another. Thanks to everyone who has enjoyed the show over the last 249 episodes, we can't wait to make you laugh, scream and groan for another 250!

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May LiveStream Highlights

Mon, 25 May 2020 22:34:00 -0000

Every Tuesday we've started doing a livestream series on Geekscape's Facebook and YouTube page. Enjoy a collection of some of the best conversations that occurred on the live stream this month.

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"Why We Didn't Pick Your Listener Submission" Mailbag

Sun, 24 May 2020 22:17:00 -0000

It's been years since we did a Mailbag episode but here it is... on the feed exclusively for y'all.

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Bonus Episode (Formerly from Patreon): Teen Wolf (1985)

Sat, 23 May 2020 22:37:00 -0000

In our build to Episode 250/Memorial Day bonus episodes ... here's a Patreon episode we did on 1985's Teen Wolf a year ago. I'm still extremely proud of this episode.

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Soundtracking: Not Another Teen Movie

Fri, 22 May 2020 23:33:00 -0000

Soundtracking is back and this time it's Prom Season so let's talk about the ultimate Prom movie soundtrack ... NOT ANOTHER TEEN MOVIE filled with pop punk covers of your favorite 80's classics.

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Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1992)

Thu, 21 May 2020 22:47:00 -0000

Any other year, we would be knee deep in corsages, tulle, hairspray and prophylactics right about now (aka prom season), but a pandemic can be a real cockblock. So, to either soothe or further irritate that disappointment, we're talking a great prom-ish flick, BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER (1993). This movie really needs no introduction, so just listen to the episode and quote along with us!

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Wed, 29 Apr 2020 00:54:00 -0000

There's some news in the HMN world... Pop Rock N Horror is cancelled for 2020, Scott has started a new business and OH we're doing a weekly live stream series on the Geekscape Facebook and YouTube channel!

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Matt Talks to Amy Jo Johnson About Tammy's Always Dying

Fri, 24 Apr 2020 23:01:00 -0000

This week Matt talks to Amy Jo Johnson who's 2nd Feature Film Tammy's Always Dying will be streaming everywhere on May 1st. You may know Amy Jo for her roles in Mighty Morphin Power Rangers and Felicity.

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Werewolves on Wheels (1971)

Thu, 23 Apr 2020 22:35:00 -0000

Brian's love of bad 70s exploitation/horror is well-known on the show, and this week he subjected his unsuspecting cohosts to 1971's WEREWOLVES ON WHEELS! There's a lot of riding motorcycles while intoxicated (tsk tsk) and satanic rituals, but not much actual werewolf action. Join us as we scratch our collective head at this weird movie, which Brian has NO shame about choosing!

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Alligator II: The Mutation (1991)

Thu, 16 Apr 2020 23:03:00 -0000

You flushed it, but this shit came back for more... See, we should be the ones writing taglines for mediocre sequels to beloved b-horror movies! It's another Matt pick, so of course he went for a killer animal movie, and since we've already done ALLIGATOR (1980), he chose ALLIGATOR II: THE MUTATATION (1991). This meh retread of the first film lacks the charm of the original, but it gave us a chance to think back fondly on how good its source material was. The movie might not be memorable, but our discussion is, since we have our boy Kyle Kuchta on to keep the cold-blooded comedy flowing!

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House on Haunted Hill (1999)

Thu, 09 Apr 2020 21:57:00 -0000

Another week, another Famke Janssen lead role, this time in Dark Castle's remake of the William Castle/Vincent Price classic HOUSE ON HAUNTED HILL (1999)! This was discussed way back in the Reddit Horror Club days, so Scott decided it was time to bring in into the HMN library, much to Brian's dismay. Sure, the CGI is bad, Chris Kattan is annoying, and it's not nearly as good of a movie as the original, but it's got Jeffy Combs as a psychotic ghost doctor, Geoffrey Rush channeling Vincent Price through John Waters, and some amazingly surreal visuals. Oh, and Marilyn Manson's cover of Sweet Dreams. It's unacceptable that Brian didn't love this film. Unacceptable!

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Matt Talks to We Summon the Darkness writer Alan Trezza

Sun, 05 Apr 2020 19:24:00 -0000

Matt was unable to see We Summon the Darkness when he attended Fantastic Fest in September but now that the film is coming to Streaming he was able to see the movie and talk to writer Alan Trezza about his Heavy Metal past that influenced this sure to be iconic Heavy Metal Horror.

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Lord of Illusions (1995)

Thu, 02 Apr 2020 21:36:00 -0000

Clive Barker, the OG Leather Daddy of horror. The creator of one of the greatest antagonists in modern horror (Pinhead, duh). He also wrote an entire movie about a 9ft tall dick with teeth, so what we're saying is, his cinematic escapades are a bit uneven. In weaker column, we have this week's pick, MASTER OF ILLUSIONS, starring that guy from Quantum Leap and the police chief from Super Troopers. Oh, and Famke Janssen. There's something about a doomsday cult, magicians, and some spectacularly bad CGI. Just don't call them tricks, Dad.

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Arachnophobia (1990)

Thu, 26 Mar 2020 21:28:00 -0000

Some people are scared of serial killers, some of ghosts, even others of aliens that steal your head (The Borrower is so underrated). But what about the people who fear a much more common antagonist? What if you have ARACHNOPHOBIA? Well, first you invite Julian Sands over as bait, then you get John Goodman to help clean up the murderous pests while suggesting house repairs. This one made your hosts feel a little itchy, hopefully you feel it too. We just wanted to share in the bother!

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Tammy & the T-Rex (1993)

Thu, 19 Mar 2020 20:51:00 -0000

It's the classic story: boy meets girl, boy gets his brain transplanted into a robotic t-rex, boy rips off a lot of heads, girl saves boy's brain from t-rex and then does a sexy dance as credits roll. TAMMY & THE T-REX truly has it all! If there's one thing Scott loves more than anything in horror movies, it's head trauma, so when Vinegar Syndrome announced its gore cut, you know it went right on the list. It's as nuts as it sounds and you NEED to watch it!

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This Week in HMN (3/13/20)

Fri, 13 Mar 2020 23:16:00 -0000

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Pumpkinhead II: Blood Wings (1993)

Thu, 12 Mar 2020 20:55:00 -0000

Brian finally faced his fears and picked a movie he actually likes, even though he's terrified of defending it against Matt and Scott... The hill he chose to die on this week? PUMPKINHEAD ll: BLOOD WINGS, which really wasn't too bad anyway, but if you listen to the show, you understand how Brian's mind works. While the plot is a bit of a departure from the original, they show off the awesome practical effects and Pumpkinhead suit as often as they can, so it was definitely worth the watch (and discussion)!

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Matt Talks with NicNevin and the Bloody Queen writer Helen Mullane

Sun, 08 Mar 2020 18:14:00 -0000

Matt sits down and talks to a long time internet friend Helen Mullane for the first time. They discuss her new graphic novel NicNevin and the Bloody Queen.

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Psycho Cop Returns (1993)

Thu, 05 Mar 2020 21:59:00 -0000

We had such a good time discussing INVISIBLE MANIAC a few years back, why not dive into another questionable Adam Rifkin movie? We've made worse decisions than watching 1993's PSYCHO COP RETURNS, so To our credit, we didn't even know he left, but he's back to make puns and stare at buns. Oh, and kill as many people as possible for no apparent reason. He's also apparently a Satanist? Who cares, this plot is a mess... Come with us as we clean up the streets on Horror Movie Night!

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Thu, 06 Feb 2020 21:38:00 -0000

Your HMN hosts love their showtunes, and to prove it, we're spending a whole month talking nothing but horror musicals! The catalog is slim, but we'll make it work, so you won't find yourself bitchin' in the kitchen (or cryin' in the bedroom all night). Kicking it off, we're discussing SHOCK TREATMENT (1981), the sequel, we mean equal, to the much more well-known and beloved ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW. Thank god we're men!

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Mausoleum (1981)

Thu, 30 Jan 2020 23:35:00 -0000

Can a weird psychiatrist uncle(?) save his ex-Playboy Bunny niece from her demonic destiny, or will she devour her ex-child preacher husband with her hungry monster boobies? Find out this week as we discuss 1981's mob-funded feverdream MAUSOLEUM! It's truly as strange as it sounds, and if you haven't seen it, it is something that must be experienced at least once. Get ready for a lot of glowing green eyes and inexplicable plot points this week on Horror Movie Night!

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Talking Jupiter Jet with Ashley Victoria Robinson

Tue, 28 Jan 2020 01:23:00 -0000

Matt talks to Geek History Lessons Ashley Victoria Robinson about her upcoming comic book Jupiter Jet Volume 2 as well as discuss crazy work schedules and the creative process.

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Gnaw Food of the Gods II (1989)

Fri, 24 Jan 2020 00:51:00 -0000

It looks like Brian's movie pick intervention worked, because he chose a real banger this week: the forced-perspective gory goodness of GNAW: FOOD OF THE GODS 2 (1989)! If you've ever wanted to see a young boy swear a bunch in the first 5 minutes of a movie, now's your chance... You also get to see some people bang on a bed of arugula, synchronized swimming, and a naked man-ass chase scene. By golly, GNAW's got everything!

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The Fly II (1989)

Thu, 16 Jan 2020 21:46:00 -0000

Another week, another questionable sequel, but at least we get some sick special effects from Chris Walas in the form of his directorial debut, THE FLY 2 (1989)! We are joined by another Chris this week, Chris Fafalios of the band Punchline and new podcast ONE HIT THUNDERS. You may remember Chris from our Ice Cream Man episode, so he knew what to expect this time around, and he got it in the form of body horror, mutated golden retrievers, and a nice serving of head trauma. It's no Gremlins, but this one gets way too much hate for what it is, and we're here to tell you all about it on Horror Movie Night!

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Return of the Swamp Thing (1989)

Thu, 09 Jan 2020 21:59:00 -0000

What's big and green and will kill you with hand grenades? No guesses? It's Swamp Thing, the hero this wildly-inaccurate comic book adaption/sequel, RETURN OF SWAMP THING (1989)! While we love Jim Wynorski on the show, this one is a hard one to swallow, at least for Scott, who is an absolute Swamp Thing superfan. If you want explosions, we got em. If you want sex jokes, we got em! If you want rubber-suit monsters, well, baby, we got em! Get reborn the bayou this week on Horror Movie Night!

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Bloody Murder 2 (2003)

Thu, 02 Jan 2020 21:58:00 -0000

Do you like summer camp slashers? Are you so hard up for your horror fix that you'll watch literally anything even remotely similar to Friday the 13th? Well then you're in luck, because we got you covered with this week's absolute snoozer of a flick, BLOODY MURDER 2: CLOSING CAMP (2003)! While it may say it was filmed in '03, the clothes and hair of the "actors" involved screams 1999, so if you were in high school at that time, get a couch cushion ready to cover your awkward nostalgia boner. This one was another pick weaponized by Brian, and required us to do a movie pick intervention afterwards. Suffer with us once again on Horror Movie Night!

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2019 in Horror

Tue, 31 Dec 2019 04:19:00 -0000

Just as the year draws to an end Brian, Matt and Scott break down the highs and lows of Horror in 2019

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Mink Stole Retro Interview

Sat, 28 Dec 2019 12:18:00 -0000

In 2010 Matt Kelly had a podcast called "The Saint Mort Show" (which apparently no longer is online). One of his first episodes involved him driving to Baltimore to interview the incredible Mink Stole. Since she appears in Cry-Baby it seemed like a great time to dig through his archives and pull out this fantastic episode.

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Cry-Baby (1990)

Thu, 26 Dec 2019 23:37:00 -0000

You voted and we responded. Wrapping up the year that was 2019 we watch a movie released in 1990 that was reflecting on the 60's... CRY-BABY. John Waters released one of his most mainstream films packed with rock-a-billy songs, awkward kissing and Johnny Depp at his Johnny Dreamiest. Join us on the film episode of HORROR MOVIE NIGHT (where we don't talk about a Horror Movie).

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Soundtracking: Nightmare Revisited

Tue, 24 Dec 2019 11:38:00 -0000

So, not technically a soundtrack but there's like ... zero Christmas movie soundtracks that have enough pop punk, ska and nu-Metal on it to make us interested so we're doing the Nightmare Before Christmas cover album Nightmare Revisited.

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Growing Up Kelly: Christmas Edition Part 2

Sat, 21 Dec 2019 12:45:00 -0000

Growing Up Kelly is back! This time we're joined by Brian and Matt's sister Julie (who hosts the My Favorite Episode Of... podcast) to discuss more about their Christmas time together.

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Scrooged (1988)

Fri, 20 Dec 2019 01:19:00 -0000

As is HMN Christmas tradition, we are taking a slight break from the usual picks and getting festive with some ghosts, desiccated corpse bosses, and a whole lotta yelling; we're talking SCROOGED (1988)! Matt strong-armed us into this one, since apparently it would be frowned upon to just do Batman Returns every Christmas like a true American. It could be worse, your lip could be gushing blood (thanks to Carol Kane ripping your frenulum)!

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Friday the 13th Part 6 - Jason Lives (1986)

Fri, 13 Dec 2019 01:17:00 -0000

Listen, if you dig up the corpse of the guy who terrorized and traumatized you as a kid, stick an iron rod in his chest that then gets struck by lightning, reanimating said corpse, you might not want to try your hand at gambling. You may have noticed today's date, which informed Matt's pick this week, the immortal JASON LIVES (1986), one of the most enjoyable entries in the Friday the 13th franchise. If you were unimpressed with the fire circle in Octaman, Tommy Jarvis has a much more impressive one and it's on a freakin lake... Jump in, the water is crystal clear!

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Psycho 4: The Beginning (1990)

Thu, 05 Dec 2019 15:30:00 -0000

Norman Bates, the killer whose origin was never really necessary to be told in-depth, but here we are, having watched and discussed a whole movie about it, PSYCHO IV: THE BEGINNING (1990). Brian's picks are often inscrutable, and this one is the very definition of the word; his catchphrase really sells this one: "Well, it's a movie."

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There's Nothing Out There (1991)

Thu, 28 Nov 2019 23:40:00 -0000

If you were wondering whether we're tired of meta horror yet, here's your answer: nope! Matt chose a real banger this week, the alien-frog-with-laser-eyes romp THERE'S NOTHING OUT THERE (1992). There are punks, bros, hot ladies, skinny-dipping, a ridiculous monster with even more ridiculous weaknesses, and even a boom mic getaway. This one is a cult classic for a reason, and it's save to say it checks all of the HMN boxes!

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Blood Rage (1987)

Thu, 21 Nov 2019 21:01:00 -0000

This Thanksgiving, it's not just animal carcasses that will be served up... We are re-discussing the delightful holiday slasher BLOOD RAGE (1987), once a lost episode, but now a new conversation on quite possibly the only Thanksgiving horror movie out there (we don't acknowledge Thankskilling round these parts). Let our gravyboat voices moisten your mashed potato ears as your prepare a feast for your loved ones, but be careful, that's not cranberry sauce!

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Comics, P*rn and Wrestling: A Conversation with Rabid directors The Soska Sisters

Fri, 15 Nov 2019 12:03:00 -0000

Matt had an opportunity to talk to Jen and Sylvia Soska about Bruce Campbell cameos in Sam Raimi Spider-Man movies, adult super-hero parodies, Epstein Didn't Kill Himself, CM Punks return to WWE and briefly discuss their new film Rabid out now via Shout Studios.

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Octaman (1971)

Thu, 14 Nov 2019 21:07:00 -0000

We see a lot of amazing creature designs and practical effects on HMN, so sometimes it's nice to take a step back and see our SFX heroes' humble beginnings...like the ridiculously dumb Rick Baker monstrosity, OCTAMAN (1971)! More or less a lower-budget, less skilled retelling of the Creature From the Black Lagoon (written by the same guy), this one is 100% due to its moment of glory in Gremlins 2: The New Batch, so thanks for that, Brian. Between the three of us, we only have 6 arms to fight Octaman's 8, wish us luck!

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Return to Horror High (1987)

Thu, 07 Nov 2019 21:36:00 -0000

It's not every day we get to introduce a new podcast on the Geekscape Network, but this isn't everyday! And to sweeten the deal, we're discussing another meta horror flick from the rapidly-dwindling list of meta horror films that we haven't hit yet: the charmingly goofy RETURN TO HORROR HIGH (1987). Our guest is Bacon from 19 Donkey Lane, a fantasy/comedy show that you really need to do yourself a favor and check out. Also, bonus George Clooney sighting in the movie, schwing!

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May (2003)

Thu, 31 Oct 2019 15:52:00 -0000

It's finally happened: Scott had a pick fall on Halloween, and his dream of discussing awkward brunettes and their creepy dolls came truuuuuuue! We snuggle up to the one and only MAY (2002), which most forget is seasonally-appropriate - and we're here to remind you forever. Brian somehow didn't watch it, even with a week extension, so Matt and Scott do their best to explain the plot to him, which sort of works a little bit. Fill your cooler with some cold ones and get spooky with us for the best day of the year, we promise we won't criticize your kissing skills.

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Halloween Draft - Build Your Own Anthology

Wed, 30 Oct 2019 00:15:00 -0000

The Halloween Draft returns. This time we're joined with long time friend and 4th member Kyle Kutcha to build our ultimate Anthology film using clips from anthology films and TV shows.

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Talking Smiley's with director Mike James

Mon, 28 Oct 2019 23:15:00 -0000

5 Second Films' Mike James joins Matt to discuss his new short SMILEYS now available on Amazon Prime.

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Soundtracking: Scream

Sat, 26 Oct 2019 19:30:00 -0000

Soundtracking returns with the 90's horror soundtrack that defined a generation ... specifically Scott's. The soundtrack is good until the weird rave portion in the middle.

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Trick R Treat (2007)

Thu, 24 Oct 2019 20:32:00 -0000

It's Halloween week and time for our last horror anthology, so of course we pulled out the big guns with 2007's TRICK R TREAT! We are joined by Jason of Creepy Co, and spend the entire episode just gushing about what a great piece of entertainment this one is. We also get into a nice tangent about Super Troopers, so don't worry, still on-brand for us. Make sure your jack-o-lantern is lit all night long, just in case!

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Sneak Peek: My Favorite Episode Of...

Wed, 23 Oct 2019 01:10:00 -0000

Matt has another podcast that he's producing starring his sister Julie. The first week is a mini-Kelly sibling reunion of Brian, Matt and Julie discussing the Scream Parody episode of Boy Meets World.

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Tales from the Hood (1995)

Thu, 17 Oct 2019 20:19:00 -0000

It's week three of October, and time for a heavy sociopolitical discussion that Matt has been dreaming of having since before HMN's inception: 1995's depressingly-still-relevant TALES FROM THE HOOD! This is one of the more difficult films for a show like ours to discuss, so hopefully we navigate the treacherous waters well enough to not sound like total idiots. This is one of the best horror anthologies out there, and still required viewing in 2019 - Clarence Williams III commands you!

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Talking to Tomm Jacobsen about First Curse

Thu, 17 Oct 2019 00:15:00 -0000

Matt sits down with Tomm Jacobsen (director of Dude Bro Party Massacre III) to talk about his new horror short THE FIRST CURSE!

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The House That Dripped Blood (1972)

Thu, 10 Oct 2019 18:29:00 -0000

For our second October anthology movie, Brian once again shows how inscrutable his tastes are by hitting us with 1971's ironically bloodless THE HOUSE THAT DRIPPED BLOOD. After Matt and Scott rip this one to shred, Brian explains that he plans to start his future children with this kind of movie on their horror journeys; so basically his kids won't be horror fans after all...

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Necronomicon: Book of the Dead (1993)

Thu, 03 Oct 2019 20:16:00 -0000

It's October, and we're lifting our moratorium on anthologies for one month only, starting with the oddly forgotten NECRONOMICON: BOOK OF THE DEAD (1993), directed by the immortal Brian Yuzna, Christophe Gans, and Shusuke Kaneko! We are joined by Cyborg Joe of THE LETHAL WEAPONS all the way from Japan, your new favorite band and you just don't know it yet. The star of the film is obviously Bruce Campbell, I mean Jeffrey Combs' prosthetic nose, but there's also a sick body melt (hey, it's the TGRI guy!), sea monsters, and bat-aliens with brains in their tummies. It's a good time all around, as Joe and the guys can attest (Brian is just a grump). Strap in for a month of anthologies, as well as 907.185kg of bonus content because it's Halloweentime finally and fuck the customary system - metric 4 life!

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Talking Memory: The Origins of Alien with director Alexandre O. Philippe (Live at Fantastic Fest 2019)

Wed, 02 Oct 2019 02:11:00 -0000

Matt got to sit down with director Alexandre O. Philippe last week at Fantastic Fest to discuss his new documentary "Memory: The Origins of Alien"

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Leatherface: Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1990) (Live at Creature Feature Weekend)

Thu, 26 Sep 2019 20:53:00 -0000

Well, we did it, y'all. We talked about all of the TCM movies applicable to the show. Our fourth and final listener submitted pick is TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE 3: LEATHERFACE (1990), and is the mirror opposite of last week's fantastic 3rd installment in the COTC series in pretty much all possible ways. Recorded live at Creature Feature Weekend in Gettysburg PA with our friend Joshua, we even have the listener who suggested it (Eli B.) come up and read his email/defend this abomination of a film! If you couldn't get enough phallic chainsaw imagery with our PIECES discussion, here's your chance for another helping of questionable content.

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Fantastic Fest Wrap-Up with Katie

Wed, 25 Sep 2019 13:12:00 -0000

On my last evening at Fantastic Fest I sat down with the podcast friend (and occasional co-host) Katie to discuss what movies we saw at the festival and what we loved vs. what we hated.

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Talking Tammy & the T-Rex with Vinegar Syndrome's Joe Rubin (Live At Fantastic Fest 2019)

Wed, 25 Sep 2019 04:09:00 -0000

One of the biggest buzzes around Fantastic Fest was the special screening of the uncut version of Tammy & the T-Rex. Matt tracked down Joe of Vinegar Syndrome and got the whole story of how they came to acquire the film while on the street in Austin (aka there's some audio issues on this one)

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Talking with the women of Fatale Collective (Live at Fantastic Fest 2019)

Tue, 24 Sep 2019 13:02:00 -0000

The Fatale Collective's short Bleed played before The Mortuary Collection at Fantastic Fest this year. As soon as I saw the short I knew I needed to know more about this group and they were gracious enough to sit down for a few minutes and tell me about their origins and mission as filmmakers.

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Talking Anthology Films with The Mortuary Collection director Ryan Spindell (Live at Fantastic Fest 2019)

Mon, 23 Sep 2019 21:32:00 -0000

Matt sat down with the director of The Mortuary Collection and discussed the greatest Anthology films with director Ryan Spindell

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Talking The Wave with writer Carl W. Lucas and director Gille Klabin (Live at Fantastic Fest 2019)

Mon, 23 Sep 2019 13:44:00 -0000

The Wave tells the story of a LSD-trip gone wrong. Matt had a chance to sit down with the writer and the director of the film. Keep your eyes open for when it comes to a streaming service and theater near you!

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Talking Wyrm with Director Christopher Winterbauer (Live at Fantastic Fest 2019)

Sun, 22 Sep 2019 23:28:00 -0000

One of the highlights of Matt's Fantastic Fest has been the weird coming-of-age-sci-fi film Wyrm. Matt was able to sit down with the writer/director for a few minutes and talk about their love of audio.

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Talking to Gigi Saul Guerrero in a Creepy Parking Garage (Live at Fantastic Fest 2019)

Sun, 22 Sep 2019 14:25:00 -0000

Matt caught up with Into the Dark: Culture Shock director and LuchaGore founder Gigi Saul Guerrero and caught up about her recent First Look contract with Blumhouse and upcoming episode of The Purge TV show.

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Talking Homewrecker with Zach Gayne & Precious Chong (Live at Fantastic Fest 2019)

Sun, 22 Sep 2019 07:30:00 -0000

I sat down with the Zach (director/writer) and Precious (star/writer) behind Homewrecker

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Talking about After Midnight with Jeremy Gardner, Christian Stella, Brea Grant and David Lawson Jr. (Live at Fantastic Fest 2019)

Sat, 21 Sep 2019 17:10:00 -0000

After Midnight is the tale of a man who struggles to get over his girlfriend leaving him while also fighting a monster that keeps attacking his house every night. Enjoy this interview with the Team behind the movie.

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Playing Rock Paper Scissors with Martin Blousson and Macarena Garcia Lenzi (Live at Fantastic Fest 2019)

Sat, 21 Sep 2019 15:08:00 -0000

Enjoy this interview with Martin and Macarena the directors of Argentina's Rock, Paper, Scissors. It's a little windy in the first few seconds but we quickly relocated.

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Talking Scream Queen! My Nightmare on Elm Street with Mark Patton and Directors Roman Chimienti & Tyler Jensen (Live from Fantastic Fest 2019)

Fri, 20 Sep 2019 21:14:00 -0000

Scream Queen! My Nightmare on Elm Street is playing at festivals across the globe. Visit https://www.screamqueendocumentary.com to find a showing near you!

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Children of the Corn III: Urban Harvest (1995)

Thu, 19 Sep 2019 20:28:00 -0000

You know you're from the Midwest when you're more disgusted watching a man eat a raw ear of corn like a goddamn savage than by the insane corn monster swallowing teenagers whole. Our 3rd listener submitted pick is CHILDREN OF THE CORN III: URBAN SACRIFICE (1995), and good lord is this movie good! This is 100% USDA organic HMN perfection in celluloid form, and we just can't say enough nice things about it. If you haven't seen it, THIS is the one that gets the show stamp of approval! Though we're left to wonder if Screaming Mad George has ever actually SEEN an ear of corn...

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Pieces (1982)

Thu, 12 Sep 2019 19:24:00 -0000

We've got our boy Kyle Kuchta back with us on the show and we just love him to PIECES... like the infamous Italian video nasty from 1982 some of us had a great time watching, and then there's Scott. We put our heads together to finish the nudie puzzle, because let's face it, the crotch is always the most confusing part. It's amazing that any of us have ever felt the touch of a woman.

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BoogeyMan 2 (2007)

Thu, 05 Sep 2019 18:50:00 -0000

It's Listener Submitted Month, and we're kicking it off with a huge mistake on everyone's part, the abysmal BOOGIEMAN 2 (2007). Imagine everything you love about Dream Warriors, take away the charm, talent and budget, and maybe, just maybe you end up with this movie. Your hosts have about 1 compliment a piece for this one, and spend the rest of the episode in total regret for their life choices. Witness the misery inflicted by Horror Movie Night listeners all month, starting....NOW!

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Frankenhooker Live Q&A at Creature Feature Weekend

Tue, 03 Sep 2019 23:14:00 -0000

In the 2nd of the two live panels Matt did at Creature Feature Weekend feature him doing a Q&A with Frankenhooker's Patty Mullen, James Lorinz and director Frank Henenlotter

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Jason Legacy Live At Creature Feature Weekend

Mon, 02 Sep 2019 12:45:00 -0000

This weekend Scott and Matt attended the Creature Feature Weekend. Matt was joined by Jersey Ghouls' very own Jacki to discuss the legacy of Jason with two actors who have played the character. Glenn Ennis (stuntman for Freddy vs. Jason) and Jason Brooks (co-writer and star of Friday the 13th: Vengeance)

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The Creeps (1997)

Thu, 29 Aug 2019 19:24:00 -0000

It's been a while since the last time we got to fawn over Phil Fondacaro's charm, so Brian did us the favor of picking THE CREEPS (1997), also known by the incredibly insensitive alternate title DEFORMED MONSTERS! Is this the worst acting we've ever seen on Horror Movie Night? Matt thinks so, but he also seems to forget about TERROR TOONS and DRIVE THRU... Watch as diminutive versions of the Universal Monsters terrorize people who took half of an acting class, possibly while drunk or half asleep. It's kind of like watching THE MONSTER SQUAD in the wrong aspect ratio. Or nothing like that at all, we can't tell anymore.

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Cherry Falls (2000)

Thu, 22 Aug 2019 19:11:00 -0000

If you're like us, you were a weird virgin in high school who probably went through a dizzying amount of hand lotion for mysterious reasons Mom didn't want to acknowledge. Come with us on a journey down Memory Lane, which dead ends at CHERRY FALLS (2000), this week's decidedly un-erotic slasher about teens banging their way away from a cross-dressing Jay Mohr. The nostalgia factor is running about as high as our hormones in 2000, but hopefully our desperation doesn't scare you away like the overpowering cologne we borrowed from someone after gym. Just like us, please?????

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Talking Conversion Therapy with director Bears Rebecca Fonté

Tue, 20 Aug 2019 22:37:00 -0000

Matt had the chance to talk to trans filmmaker Bears Rebecca Fonté about her new film CONVERSION THERAPIST, which premieres August 22nd at the All Genders Lifestyles and Identities Film Festival (AGLIFF) in Austin, TX.

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Talking to listener Lee Esposito at Monster Mania 43 about his new movie

Sun, 18 Aug 2019 23:37:00 -0000

As I was wrapping up the table at Monster Mania 43 I was stopped by listener Lee Esposito to take about his new movie! The audio is a little rough due to the crowds but the movie Lillith sounds amazing

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The Last Shark (1981)

Thu, 15 Aug 2019 18:52:00 -0000

In Matt's continuing efforts to make his friends watch questionable giant killer animal movies, he has chosen THE LAST SHARK from 1981 to punish Brian and Scott with this week, and hoo boy. This film was such a blatant JAWS ripoff, that it was pulled from US theaters, which would've inadvertently saved dozens of people from wasting their time and money on watching it in 1981. But thanks to the digital age, here we are, wasting time and money watching and discussing a movie where a rubber shark drags an entire helicopter into the ocean. Summer's almost over, and so is your chance to get that beach bod toned up by a few chomps from a Great White!

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In Theaters Now: Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark (2019)

Sun, 11 Aug 2019 17:16:00 -0000

The team and Katie checked out Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark which came out this weekend so you didn't have to and final verdict is you should see it and then listen to our episode!

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Puppet Master 4 (1993)

Thu, 08 Aug 2019 19:55:00 -0000

We're heading back to the killer doll well to talk alien demons, robot laser tag and the diminishing returns of Full Moon franchises with PUPPET MASTER 4! We are joined by our buddy Vincent DeSanti of Womp Stomp Films (director and Jason in the fantastic NEVER HIKE ALONE), who drunkenly agreed to tackle this pick with us at Pop Rock N Horror con earlier this summer. He may have the silkiest voice you've ever heard on our show, so bring a towel, he gon make u sweat.

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Amityville 1992 - It's About Time (1992)

Fri, 02 Aug 2019 01:40:00 -0000

Just when you thought you had escaped the mediocrity of the Amityville Horror franchise, we remind you that things got really weird once the evil in the house started possessing random decorations. The clock is ticking, so join our discussion about AMITYVILLE 1992: IT'S ABOUT TIME! There's the dad from Monster Squad, the girl from PCU, and an old lady gets speared through the chest with a stork statue. Read that again. STORK. STATUE. KILL. That's about all we need to get a good episode out of this one, but rest assured, there's more to talk about than just that. But really. Stork statue kill.

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It's Alive III: Island of the Alive (1987)

Thu, 25 Jul 2019 19:34:00 -0000

On another installment of "It's A Movie," your boys at HMN hit the beach and bring home some blood-thirsty mutant babies with Larry Cohen's classic (?) IT'S ALIVE 3: ISLAND OF THE ALIVE (1987). There's a whole lot of Michael Moriarty chewing scenery, some stop-motion really doing it for Matt, and some real Troma-esque rubber suit fighting under the pier near the end. It's got everything a summer blockbuster needs....right? Squeeze out some sunscreen for us so we don't get burned any more than we already did with this week's pick on Horror Movie Night!

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Talking Scream Factory at SDCC2019

Sun, 21 Jul 2019 06:08:00 -0000

As is tradition this week at SDCC Matt Kelly interviews Jeff Nelson of Scream Factory about what's on the horizon and how some of our favorite films get released.

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Killjoy (2000)

Fri, 19 Jul 2019 04:02:00 -0000

It's no secret we relish bad horror movies on the show, but sometimes even bad horror can be in bad taste. Take, for example, this week's urban clown demon mess KILLJOY (2000). Even with a runtime of just over an hour, this one was pretty painful for everyone, so thanks for that, Brian. Watching it as an anti-drug PSA at points may help viewers avoid smoking hell-joints that look like Pepperidge Farm Pirouettes or buying drugs from a pointy-toothed clown with stupid hair. Maybe. Get lit and listen to us try to unravel this low-budget mystery on another episode of Horror Movie Night!

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Hellraiser: Bloodline (1996)

Fri, 12 Jul 2019 01:39:00 -0000

In space.... no one can help you solve a demonic Rubik's Cube. That's why you build a robot that will eventually get exploded (to it's hilarious surprise)! We're talking Cenobites in space this week with HELLRAISER: BLOODLINE (1996), and there are a lot fewer corsets in the Age of Enlightenment flashbacks than Scott remembered. We console ourselves though with some demo-dogs and the less-well-known Twisted Twins, which are actually pretty progressive for a couple mid-90s security guards - good for you, Twin Cenobites! Strap in for one hell of an afterburner with your favorite masters of pain on another episode of Horror Movie Night!

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Best of Year 4

Thu, 04 Jul 2019 00:01:00 -0000

Four Years and over 200 episodes and we're still going. Enjoy this week while we take a break but walk you through the memory lane of our favorite moments this year (specifically from Episode 141-Episode 190)

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Child's Play 2 (1991)

Thu, 27 Jun 2019 23:01:00 -0000

In our continued efforts to discuss every killer doll movie ever made, as well as to coincide with the reboot now in theaters, your hosts revisited some kinder-trauma with 1990's CHILD'S PLAY 2! We come to a general consensus that this is the best entry in the series, though maybe not everyone's favorite (ahem Brian), and spend the entire episode gushing over how good the Chucky effects look. We're all smile because we have a friend til the end this week and forevermore here on Horror Movie Night!

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Talking Creature Feature Weekend with Founders Craig and Sandy Yastrzemski

Wed, 26 Jun 2019 00:05:00 -0000

There's a new convention launching in Gettysburg this Labor Day and I sat down with founders Craig and Sandy to discuss the con. Creature Feature Weekend is a brand new horror convention coming to Historic Gettysburg, PA this August 30th, 31st, and September 1st. We are a kid-friendly convention with an emphasis on activities which include Tim Cappello from the Lost Boys live in concert, an independent film festival, a room of oddities, arcade machines, a circus sideshow, a one-man band, campfire stories, and to make sure you have plenty of food to choose from we will have food trucks. As this is a horror convention we will also have celebrity guests including a Frog Brothers Reunion (Corey Feldman and Jamison Newlander), a Frankenhooker Reunion (Patty Mullen, James Lorinz, and Frank Henenlotter), Tom Woodruff Jr (Pumpkinhead, Xenomorph in 4 Aliens movies, Gillman in Monster Squad), Joe Bob Briggs, Alex Vincent (Child's Play), Billy Bryan (Stay Puft Marshmallow Man, Puppeteer that controlled Chucky), Walter Phelan (Dr. Satan from House of 1000 corpses), Glenn Ennis (Jason Voorhees in Freddy vs. Jason, Face of Colossus in Deadpool) in his second convention ever, Geretta Geretta (Demons), and so much more. Come out this Labor Day Weekend to meet the stars of some of your favorite horror movies and stay to enjoy the activities and explore Gettysburg. Remember that a portion of ticket sales will go to help Jenny "Deadgirl" Spain. Jenny has gone through many surgeries since being diagnosed with Cancer and after losing her medical insurance due to high deductibles has had mounting bills. With multiple procedures to go to help rid herself of chronic pain, we are putting our efforts toward helping her and we ask that everyone consider doing the same by either donating when purchasing tickets or by going to Jenny's GoFundMe page (Link available on our website). We thank you for listening and hope to see you all at Creature Feature Weekend.

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In Theaters Now: Child's Play (2019)

Sat, 22 Jun 2019 16:15:00 -0000

This week the long awaited Child's Play remake was released. We all saw it this weekend and were joined by our friend Katie to discuss. Spoilers are ahead in the episode, you've been warned.

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The Curse III: Blood Sacrifice (1990)

Thu, 20 Jun 2019 21:30:00 -0000

It seems so many horror movies are kicked off with a mistake - smacking an old bucket full of zombie chemicals... letting a disfigured boy drown while you're dry-humping... watching CURSE lll: BLOOD SACRIFICE... Tale as old as time, amirite? This boring drama-with-two-quick-shots-of-a-sea-monster-in-the-last-3-minutes boasts Christopher Lee's terrible lower teeth, a surprising level of racism for a movie released in 1991, and an even more surprising lack of rubber suit monster for a movie that ostensibly got made due to the moderate success of Screaming Mad George's awesome Curse ll: The Bite. This is easily the most boring movie we've ever discussed on the show, but we somehow manage to enjoy each other company while ripping it apart. Travel back in time to apartheid South Africa and horrible racist stereotype with your hosts on this week's episode of Horror Movie Night!

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House of Wax (2005)

Thu, 13 Jun 2019 20:17:00 -0000

It's summertime and your HMN boys are downwind of something stinky, so of course we need to investigate. Following our noses, we stumble across the underappreciated 2005 remake of the Vincent Price classic HOUSE OF WAX. While we may not all agree on the merits of this film, we do agree that the practical effects and kills are delightfully gruesome. Also, props to whoever made Elisha Cuthbert look like a Plain Jane here... that is no small task. Wax poetic with us on the first episode of Year Five of Horror Movie Night!

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A Chat with Never Hike Alone's Vincente DiSanti Live at Pop Rock N Horror

Tue, 11 Jun 2019 22:32:00 -0000

While at Pop Rock N Horror Matt had a chance to talk to Never Hike Alone director Vincente DiSanti

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Bonus Interview with Elle Callahan (director of Head Count)

Mon, 10 Jun 2019 00:58:00 -0000

Check out Headcount coming theaters June 14th

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Beetlejuice (1988)

Thu, 06 Jun 2019 01:13:00 -0000

Holy s-word, y'all - we've officially hit 200 episodes! In celebration (and to finally relieve Brian of his Six Degrees of Michael Keaton duties, we're cracking open our Handbook for the Recently Deceased and calling upon the ghost with the most, the one and only BEETLEJUICE (1988)!

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First 5 Minutes of the Return of the Living Dead Reunion Panel

Wed, 05 Jun 2019 01:01:00 -0000

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Talking the Slasher App with Damon

Tue, 04 Jun 2019 21:43:00 -0000

While at Pop, Rock N Horror we caught up with our friend Damon who has an amazing app on the horizon. It's one you're not gonna want to miss signing up for in a few weeks!

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Matt talks to the Team behind Recovery

Mon, 03 Jun 2019 23:29:00 -0000

Recovery is streaming and available in select stores June 4th, 2019

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Cujo Reunion Panel Live at Pop Rock N Horror (Audio Is Rough)

Mon, 03 Jun 2019 00:37:00 -0000

We just got back from Pop Rock N Horror Con and needed to release this amazing Cujo Reunion panel moderated by Matt and Catie of Mis En Scream. Sorry for the audio issues throughout

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The Boneyard (1991)

Fri, 31 May 2019 00:48:00 -0000

In a world full of hot scientists (aka actress/models wearing glasses and a tight bun), be a dumpy retired psychic detective in earthtones, like the protagonist in THE BONEYARD (1991). While most of the movie is like celluloid Lunesta, there IS a giant mutant Phyllis Diller monster, a giant mutant poodle monster, and some pretty gross-looking zombie children. Lots of gooey goodness to be had as long as you're diligent with that fast forward button. Come cackle with us like crazy old women in wigs on another episode of Horror Movie Night!

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Out of the Dark (1988)

Thu, 23 May 2019 21:26:00 -0000

If there's one thing we love on this show, it's John Waters and killer clowns. Wait, that's 2 things. I guess you could say we hate math here too. In any case, we are tackling the fantastic and tragically forgotten OUT OF THE DARK (1989), which prominently features a clown-masked phone sex pervert, Divine's last film before passing away, and a totally unrealistic photo-shoot replete with fog machine and seizure-inducing freeze frames. It's even better than it sounds, and we want to...shed some light on the darkness surrounding this piece of cinema. Save up your quarters and grab some tissues, this week we're dialing 1-800-HMN-BOIS

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Texas Chainsaw Massacre - The Next Generation

Thu, 16 May 2019 20:04:00 -0000

He swore if we ever covered this movie he'd have no choice but to return as a guest on this show; and he's a man of his word! This week we are joined by Kyle Kuchta to discuss his favorite movie TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE: THE NEXT GENERATION. The film is jam-packed with craziness as well as Renee Zellweger and Matthew McConaughey for good measure.

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Matt discusses Boys Bands with I Used to Be Normal Producer Rita Walsh

Sat, 11 May 2019 19:31:00 -0000

Next Saturday May 18th at 9pm Fuse will be airing one of my favorite documentaries of last year I USED TO BE NORMAL: A BOY BAND FANGIRL STORY. I was lucky enough to have a phone call with producer Rita Walsh. Give it a listen and then learn more on the Fuse TV page for the doc! https://on.fuse.tv/IUsed2BNormal

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The Rage: Carrie II (1999)

Thu, 09 May 2019 19:50:00 -0000

We walk a thin line with the movies discussed on the show, one balancing nostalgia with the reality of b (and sometimes z) grade horror. Often, the former cannot even out the latter, but not this week. No, this week, we discuss CARRIE 2: THE RAGE from 1999 and it's somehow better now than it was when it was first released. If you avoid comparing it to Brian De Palma's original, this is a well-executed sequel with a LOT of great kills. Put on your party dress (red, of course) and cut loose with your bros in Horror Movie Night!

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BloodRayne (2006)

Fri, 03 May 2019 01:53:00 -0000

Hey creeps, we had such a good time with Listener Submitted Month that we decided to extend it by a week, and boy do we regret this decision! Uwe Boll is never a good choice, but 2005's BLOODRAYNE is a special kind of banality that only an all-star cast and a couple pounds of ketamine can provide. Watch in amazement as Billy Zane, Michael Madsen, Michelle Rodriguez, Meatloaf Aday, Michale Paré, Udo Kier, and freaking BEN KINGSLEY try to make sense of this godawful vampire flick based on the much cooler video game. For the love of all things unholy, the costume designer of this movie needs to have their skin flayed like Frank in Hellraiser for falling asleep at the sewing machine. God damn this movie sucks. Enjoy our pain on this week's episode of Horror Movie Night!

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Leviathan (1989)

Thu, 25 Apr 2019 22:08:00 -0000

Rounding out Listener Submitted Month, we head to the bottom of the ocean to shoot some hoops and get sexually harassed by Daniel Stern with 1989's LEVIATHAN! Robocop meets The Thing in the Abyss is all you need to know, but creature features with practical effects and some gnarly body horror are like abeetz (Brian's pronunciation of pizza) - even when it's bad, it's still good. There are a slew of bad decisions onscreen and off, particularly in the last 2min of the film, but discussing this one bright and early at Monster-Mania while Brian lounged seductively in bed was certainly a highlight of the weekend. Say AH, mother-effers!

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Talking to Punchline's Chris Fafalios Outside a Concert

Sat, 20 Apr 2019 03:00:00 -0000

A few years ago Chris joined us on our Ice Cream Man episode to promote the Kickstarter Punchline had going for a live concert they wanted to film. Matt went to their show with Mest and Less Than Jake in Lancaster to catch up about the progress on the special as well as waxing deep on the band's discography.

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Cheerleader Camp (1988)

Thu, 18 Apr 2019 22:50:00 -0000

Which show has the charming gay? HMN, HMN, hey hey hey! That's right, we're back with another Listener Submitted Month movie, and are joined by the lovely Joshua from our friends at Fright School. Together, we talk about pom-poms, spanx and sex pests in the obscure slasher CHEERLEADER CAMP (1988). Is it good? Maybe? Is it bad? Sorta, but we all agreed that it was entertaining in its way. We hope your routine is memorized, sister!

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Nocturna (1979)

Fri, 12 Apr 2019 01:40:00 -0000

Anyone who says disco is dead has obviously never seen disco-spoiltation vampire flicks featuring a belly-dancing granddaughter of Dracula (Nai Bonet), a geriatric Vlad with fang dentures (John Carradine), his previous girlfriend (Yvonne DeCarlo), Brother Theodore as a rapey werewolf, a male lead that basically looks like He-Man before the sword powers, and at least one Playboy model. NOCTURNA (1979) is... something, we guess? We tackle this one live at Monster-Mania with Marissa, the other half of the Jersey Ghouls, and then turn to cartoon bats as dawn breaks. Cue funky bassline!

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Subspecies (1991)

Thu, 04 Apr 2019 20:12:00 -0000

Full Moon Pictures is like the Bloodstone of cheesy horror, always dribbling out something to satisfy us at Horror Movie Night, and this week, we're talking SUBSPECIES (1991) with Jackie of Jersey Ghouls fame! The Draculas are out in force and we sort of talk about the film while enjoying each other's real-life company at Monster-Mania this March. Sink your fangs into our nubile, pasty flesh, we don't mind...

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Getting Haunted by Mercy Black with Owen Egerton

Mon, 01 Apr 2019 23:52:00 -0000

Owen Egerton's new film Mercy Black is produced by Blumhouse and currently streaming on Netflix. It is a must see film in 2019 and worth your time. Owen and Matt discuss the inspiration for the movie, what got him into horror and why Halloween 4 is an under appreciated masterpiece.

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Night of the Comet (1984)

Thu, 28 Mar 2019 20:57:00 -0000

Post-apocalyptic blues got you down? What better way to cheer up than to hang out at the radio station blasting tunes and having a shopping spree at the mall?? Kelli Maroni just can't keep away from those places, and we tagged along with her in NIGHT OF THE COMET and brought the immortal J-Tro (Jason Trost) with us! We talk 80s culture, the dangers of nostalgia, and his upcoming sequel FP2: BEATS OF RAGE. If you haven't turned to piles of Tang already, hang out with us as we awkwardly attempt to repopulate Earth!

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What Did We Watch This Month (March 2019)

Wed, 27 Mar 2019 02:05:00 -0000

It's that time of the month where the trio breaks down what they saw this past month outside of the regular movies we watched. Beyond the normal collection of random flicks from streaming services and Matt's obsession with seeing things in theaters both Matt and Scott have a long conversation about Captain Marvel and then talk a little Drag Race.

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In Theaters Now: Us (2019)

Sun, 24 Mar 2019 01:43:00 -0000

SPOILERS ALL OVER THE PLACE! DO NOT LISTEN UNTIL YOU'VE SEEN THE MOVIE! WE WARNED YOU!

We're back with another episode of In Theaters Now! We all watched US and break it down. So listen to our episode breaking down the movie, be warned there be spoilers in these waters!

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Getting Depraved with Larry Fessenden

Fri, 22 Mar 2019 11:26:00 -0000

Wednesday at What the Fest?!? was the debut of Larry Fessenden's new film Depraved. I was privaliaged enough to get to sit down and interview him about his previous film Beneath, the influence on Depraved and what the future of the movie is.

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Graveyard Shift (1990)

Thu, 21 Mar 2019 19:45:00 -0000

Why are there no porn plots where a busty lady has a rodent problem and calls an exterminator to clean up, and then when he's done and showing her a giant rat he killed, she pays him in sexual favors? If any aspiring directors out there are into this, you gotta get someone who gives 110% every second on screen like Brad Dourif does in 1990's Stephen King adaption GRAVEYARD SHIFT. These are our terms. In any case, it must suck to share screentime with a juggernaut like Dourif when you can barely remember your lines or what it sounds like when humans talk, and you can get a taste of that by watching everyone else in this film, as they are picked off by a gigantic rat/bat monster in delightfully gruesome ways. The Maine accents are pretty confusing, but there's still some meat left on the bone here, so clock in for your shift with Horror Movie Night!

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Soundtracking: An American Werewolf in Paris

Sun, 17 Mar 2019 12:17:00 -0000

It's time for another month of Soundtracking where we're gonna break down the 90's nostalgia that is the American Werewolf in Paris soundtrack

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Ninja III: The Domination (1984)

Thu, 14 Mar 2019 20:26:00 -0000

Do you love spirit possessions? How about ninjas? How about V8 sex?? If you've answered yes to any of these questions, or hell, even if you haven't, you're in for a ride with us this week as we discuss the 1984 action/horror/kung fu/aerobics extravaganza NINJA lll: THE DOMINATION! The hairspray and rouge are in full force, as this specific possessed katana imbues its wielder with some serious eyeliner skills. This film has to be seen to be believed, and your boys have got the play by play to keep you jazzercising the black ninja at bay. But beware, we don't USE soda!

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Leprechaun 4: In Space (1996)

Thu, 07 Mar 2019 23:13:00 -0000

We talk a lot about the diminishing returns of horror sequels, but the Leprechaun series is easily one of the worst offenders. Exhibit A: 1996's abysmal LEPRECHAUN4: IN SPACE. It's not even fun bad, it's just...low effort and cheap. I mean, the writers didn't even take the time to make Warwick Davis's lines rhyme! But never fear, your trusty tour guides through the shadowy world of questionable horror will take you by the hand and at least bring a bit of good out of this flaming dumpster fire of a flick. That's the Kelly luck o the Irish for ye this St. Paddy's!

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RuPaul's Drag Race Season 11 Episode 1 Reactions

Tue, 05 Mar 2019 00:06:00 -0000

Matt and Scott break down all 15 Queens on this season of RuPaul's Drag Race. Who do we like? Who do we hate? Listen and find out!

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The Howling 3: The Marsupials (1987)

Thu, 28 Feb 2019 22:44:00 -0000

Take everything you thought you knew about werewolves, and flip it upside down, because that's how you get to Australia, ya dummy! We're heading for a walkabout in the Outback with quite possibly the strangest lycanthrope movie we've yet seen, 1987's Ozploitation classic Howling lll: The Marsupials! Quick recap, Howling l shows the world that werewolves exist by having Dee Wallace transform on live TV; Howling ll has a lot of oiled up bodies and Cybil Danning looking like she's starring in a Manowar video, and Howling lll throws all that out the window and says, you know what? Werewolves are mystical creatures powered by the spirit of the extinct Tasmanian tiger. It gets weirder from there. Don't believe us? Guess you'll have to listen to the episode, in which Matt and Brian do pretty solid Aussie accents.

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What Did We Watch This Month (February Edition)

Sun, 24 Feb 2019 15:01:00 -0000

We're back to discuss the films, tv shows and books we enjoyed this past February.

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Neon Maniacs (1986)

Thu, 21 Feb 2019 23:32:00 -0000

Take the Wicked Witch of the West and make her look grotesque. And have there be a ton of different versions of her. Remove all plot and logic, add a sort of sweet battle of the bands, and you have 1986's almost-a-movie NEON MANIACS! We are joined this week by Mike James of 5 Second Films fame (the geniuses behind one of our recent favorites DUDE BRO PARTY MASSACRE III), who has vowed to fight anyone to the death if they dare to criticize the music in this film. We're not going to argue that...ok maybe just a little, so tune in to see who's left standing and who's a pile of watery green jello under the Golden Gate Bridge on this week's episode of Horror Movie Night!

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Soundtracking: 10 Things I Hate About You

Sun, 17 Feb 2019 03:57:00 -0000

Soundtracking is back with another episode talking about a teen flick soundtrack. This month we are breaking down the soundtrack to 10 Things I hate About You. This soundtrack is all over the place! Enjoy it with us!

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Phantom of the Opera (1989)

Fri, 15 Feb 2019 01:16:00 -0000

Remember how much you love Freddy? Well how about a romantic tragedy with way less humor, gore and charm, but still starring the guy behind all that makeup? You're in luck this Valentine's Day, because your HMN boyfriends are making it special with some candles, some roses, and their seductive voices screeching about Robert Englund's lukewarm take on a classic Universal monster, THE PHANTOM OF THE OPERA (1989). There are some solid scenes to be had here, but we agreed that this is one of those films where none of us would have taken the time to watch if not for the show, so let us do all the heavy lifting for you. Cuz lover, tonight is all. About. You.

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Surviving Horror With Traycee King

Mon, 11 Feb 2019 23:41:00 -0000

Matt reconnects with a friend of his from Los Angeles Traycee King. Traycee is a semi-finalist in Ms. Veteran America 2019 and is raising money to help the homeless. She's also the creator of the Surviving Horror webseries.

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The Borrower (1991)

Thu, 07 Feb 2019 21:34:00 -0000

The higher powers (aka ancient aliens, duh) have heard our prayers for MORE DECAPITATIONS and granted us the gift of a movie who's only real plot point is an alien stealing human heads. THE BORROWER from 1991 is a delightfully silly little flick that never quite gained enough cult status to be remembered by most of us... and a lot of that probably has to do with it's barely existent storyline about a murderous alien de-evolved down to human form, who stumbles around LA for 80 minutes just snatching heads whenever it needs a new one. Your boys on Horror Movie Night are all about the head trauma, and this baby delivers, so grab a 40 of malt liquor and get crazy with The Borrower!

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Talking Movie Movement with Ashley Groch

Wed, 06 Feb 2019 20:40:00 -0000

I'm joined by friend from high school Ashley Groch to talk about her new fitness program MOVIE MOVEMENT where you can lose weight while watching some of your favorite movies.

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Talking Amityville Murders with Diane Franklin

Tue, 05 Feb 2019 01:53:00 -0000

This weekend Amityville Murders gets released and I had the opportunity to talk to star of the film Diane Franklin (who you might remember from such films as Better Off Dead, Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure and TerrorVision). It was an honor to talk to an icon of the 80's! Check out the new film available digitally Feb 8th!

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Cellar Dweller

Thu, 31 Jan 2019 21:31:00 -0000

As everyone knows, beautiful female artists want nothing more than to rekindle the EC Comics art style and draw panel after panel of women in skimpy clothes and painfully obvious cold rooms terrorized by demonic hordes.... Right? Don't tell us that CELLAR DWELLER (1988) lied to us! Don't blink or you'll miss our boy Jeffy Combs doing his best Patrick Bateman impression in the first 5 minutes of the movie, but if you do, you can kind of fast-forward all the pointless character development in the middle and just get to the good stuff - a doe-eyed rubber suit monster wrecking all these art school weirdos' days and munching on their body parts. There's also a sweet decapitation, so you know your HMN boys are having fun on this week's episode.

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A Conversation with Crusty Udders of SyKoTiK SiNfOnEy

Thu, 31 Jan 2019 02:31:00 -0000

I was honored to have an awesome conversation with the lead singer of the band I've been obsessed with since I first rented Bad Channels as a kid. There's some great stories I heard during this interview that I never knew and that fascinated me. I hope you enjoy them too.

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Fantastic Fest 2018 Interview with Piercing Director Nicolas Pesce

Tue, 29 Jan 2019 01:05:00 -0000

In the final of our Fantastic Fest 2018 Interviews I sat down with Piercing Director Nicolas Pesce to discuss his film which comes out this weekend! Do not miss it!

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What Did We Watch This Month (January 2019)

Sun, 27 Jan 2019 19:34:00 -0000

After taking a slight break we discuss the films, tv shows and books we enjoyed this past January.

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Bad Channels (1992)

Thu, 24 Jan 2019 22:18:00 -0000

We're back on our Full Moon game this week and ready to get DANGEROUS on the airwaves with the DANGEROUS! DAAAAAAAN! O! DAAAAAAAARE! We're so hyped to discuss the shock-jock-takes-on-turd-headed-alien classic BAD CHANNELS (1992), that we're dressing up like guitar hero nuns and weird yelling cows just to play a crappy Teen Spirit ripoff in the gym. The acting ain't much, the plot ain't much, the effects are...there, but dammit this movie is like huffing Lysol in the best possible way. There's a lot to discuss, so call in with the correct combination and get us out of these chains!

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Smiley (2012)

Thu, 17 Jan 2019 22:42:00 -0000

Listeners of the show will know that we do it all for the lulz, and stay up to date on all the cool lingo and references that fellow kids are using, so it should be no surprise we were super duper golly gosh darn excited to talk about the ultra-hip and totally relatable SMILEY from 2012! There is no way that a slasher movie about Chatroulette, starring Youtube "celebrities" and having zero budget could age poorly, right? Of course not! No real names this week, ok? We're just using our Anonymous handles, which are coincidentally just our real names. Total coincidence.

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Talking L.A. Living with STANDOFF AT SPARROW CREEK director Henry Dunham at Fantastic Fest 2018

Mon, 14 Jan 2019 15:39:00 -0000

The Standoff at Sparrow Creek is coming to theaters and VOD on Jan 18th, I sat down with director Henry Dunham at Fantastis Fest in September 2018 for the podcast. Enjoy!

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Bubba Ho-Tep (2002)

Thu, 10 Jan 2019 21:11:00 -0000

We're rockin' and rollin' back into horror territory and takin' care of business with a sneer and a hip thrust. Join us in slobbering all over Bruce Campbell's chin in the fantastic BUBBA HO-TEP (2002)! We are joined this episode by our pal Ralph (@vhsdude/@kaijupod) and are in unanimous agreement that this movie rules and Bruce's Elvis impersonation is pretty damn good, man. Plus, how can you go wrong with a Don Coscarelli flick featuring a mummy cowboy who sucks souls from buttholes? Enjoy as we break out the rusty trombones this week on Horror Movie Night!

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Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey (1991)

Thu, 03 Jan 2019 22:33:00 -0000

Welcome to the new year, dudes! We're, like, totally stoked to be here in 2019 with our flannel shirts and acid-washed jeans, backwards hats and smoked-out brains, and we're going to play you a bunch of air guitar to celebrate! You voted to give rock and roll to us, in the form of BILL & TED'S BOGUS JOURNEY (though Bill & Ted Go To Hell would've been a much better and more straightforward title). Matt is painfully excited about this one, while Scott is just in pain, and Brian is... well, Brian the peacemaker. Ring in another trip round the sun with your boys in HMN, starting with Alex Winter in disturbing full granny makeup!

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2018 in Horror

Sun, 30 Dec 2018 14:45:00 -0000

It's been a crazy year of Horror. Instead of a "What did we watch this month" we are gonna focus on the entire year of horror. What worked for us, what did we hate. Tune in and check it out!

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Shrieker (1998)

Thu, 27 Dec 2018 20:33:00 -0000

It's the last regular episode of 2018 so we decided to celebrate the 20 year annivesrary of the most obscure Full Moon film imaginable SHRIEKER. This film about the evils of squatting has a pretty dope, but over powered titutlar characters scratching people to death. Join us won't you on HORROR MOVIE NIGHT!!

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Growing Up Kelly: Christmas With the Kellys

Sat, 22 Dec 2018 20:11:00 -0000

Growing Up Kelly is back and it's Christmas time! The gang talks about Kelly Christmas traditions, bad gifts, fight clubs and anti-sex dreams. ENJOY!

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Batman Returns (1992)

Fri, 21 Dec 2018 02:13:00 -0000

It's the most wonderful(ly brazen capitalist) time of the year, and the HMN crew brought you something really special in their big red sack - Tim Burton's possibly best film and Brian's easiest Beetlejuice Connection ever, 1992's BATMAN RETURNS! If you don't like us doing our best Penguin and Catwoman impressions, keep scrolling, but if that's your thing, then strap in and get a cold shower ready, because Scott's Selina Kyle is oddly erotic. Tis the season for a Batman murder spree and we're the ones filing the police report this week on Horror Movie Night!

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Dude Bro Party Massacre III (2015)

Fri, 14 Dec 2018 00:51:00 -0000

Crushing beers, negging girls into some dry humping, light hate crimes and possible vehicular manslaughter - the good ol' college days all white dudes yearn to relive! Except this time, THIS THIRD TIME, someone is killing all our bros in inventive ways! Who's going to help us do kegstands now?! It's a very DUDE BRO PARTY MASSACRE III day with your actual bros Matt and Brian and their not-actual bro Scott, and you know we're just itching to finally beef. The hazing continues as we mostly just quote the ridiculousness on display in this masterpiece from the 5 Second Films crew. We've ruined your liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiife!

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Society (1989)

Thu, 06 Dec 2018 20:40:00 -0000

We've finally made it. We've joined the ranks of the upper crust... we've become a part of a great, undulating, gooey mass of flesh, body parts and hairballs. That's right, we wrangled the talented and busy Rebekah and David McKendry to talk about Brian Yuzna's incredible and gross 1989 send-up of conspicuous consumption SOCIETY! We put forward a modest proposal, if you will, of eating the poor to sustain ourselves at the top of the food chain. We also get some first-hand info on the McKendry's new Xmas horror anthology ALL THE CREATURES WERE STIRRING, out now on VOD. Crack open the KY, it's Horror Movie Night!

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Destroyer (1988)

Thu, 29 Nov 2018 21:14:00 -0000

Everyone knows that the death penalty is far more expensive and arguably more inhumane than life imprisonment, even if their murder-boners try to say otherwise. For-profit prisons are an abomination, and your hosts are here to show you what happens in them with a documentary film from 1988 called DESTROYER! In this totally-real-not-fantasy film, a convicted murderer doesn't die by electric chair, but just gets really swole and sweaty. He also really likes eating human hair, so take that as you will. We've talked Shocker and The Horror Show, it's time for the third installment of our electricity killer series, let's get buzzed!

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What Did We Watch This Month (November 2018)

Sun, 25 Nov 2018 02:55:00 -0000

Once again we're gonna run down all the movies we watched this month over at HMN Headquarters.

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Scream 3 (2000)

Thu, 22 Nov 2018 20:17:00 -0000

Meta horror is a tightrope and sometimes even the greats lose their balance. When that happens, you get bloated 2 hour slashers featuring some of the most unlikable characters and worst bangs of the millennium like those on display in 2000's SCREAM 3. We are joined by Brett Simmons, the writer/director of 2018's incredible meta horror YOU MIGHT BE THE KILLER, which is great because we have a good film to contrast Scream 3 against. Antivax nut Jenny McCarthy isn't the only one getting eviscerated this week on Horror Movie Night!

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House of 1,000 Corpses (2003)

Thu, 15 Nov 2018 20:15:00 -0000

You thought Halloween was over 2 weeks ago? WRONG. After much deliberation, Scott has decided to take one for the team and pick a Rob Zombie Halloween movie. No, not that one. Or that one. Or that one. Or...oh whatever, it's HOUSE OF 1000 CORPSES from 2003! We're pissing everyone off with our annoying laugh and soliloquizing at cheerleaders about popular posts on /r/conspiracy so strap in for another dose of TCM2 fun even though we already discussed that movie.

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Talking to Cam Director Daniel Goldhaber

Wed, 14 Nov 2018 00:34:00 -0000

Since Fantastic Fest I've been obsessed with CAM. It was extremely exciting when it was announced that NetFlix would be carrying the movie and now it's almost here. Friday the movie debuts on Netflix and I sat down with the director Daniel Goldhaber to talk about his humble beginnings on Colorado, going to Havard for film school, the process of making the movie and then at the end we have a brief spoiler talk for you to enjoy after you watch the movie.

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S.I.C.K. (2003)

Fri, 09 Nov 2018 03:44:00 -0000

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Werewolf of Washington (1973)

Thu, 01 Nov 2018 21:40:00 -0000

It's time to do your civic duty and cast your ballot for a man who will keep his campaign promises, specifically if those include turning into a blood-thirsty lycanthrope and disemboweling crooked politicians. We dig deep into the vault for the 1973 horror comedy THE WEREWOLF OF WASHINGTON! Your hosts are joined this week by the illustrious Chris LaMartina, the mastermind behind one of our favorite recent flicks, the WNUF Halloween Special, and we get into some polite political discourse between riffing on the weird stuff that occurs in Werewolf of Washington (there's a lot). Scott also gets a little starstruck by Chris's film credits (heyyyy Call Girl of Cthulhu) - do you think the Pentagon is behind this??

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Teen Witch (1989)

Wed, 31 Oct 2018 03:17:00 -0000

We made it through Rocktober and there's only one way to top that - the spiritual successor to Teen Wolf, 1989's charming TEEN WITCH! While not all of the hosts may have had fun watching this one, at least one of them found a wellspring of joy in the magical escapades of the bookworm-turned-babe Louise Miller as she gains the power to turn frogs into sex slaves for Zelda Rubinstein, send date rapists to the Negative Zone, and bum denim jackets off of pop singers. Did we mention the multiple spontaneous dance numbers? Well now you know, so sit back and practice your "school sucks" raps, because it's Halloween on Horror Movie Night!

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Ranking the Halloween Franchise

Mon, 29 Oct 2018 19:23:00 -0000

In honor of the new Halloween film breaking all types of box office records and ... it just being Halloween season. We're discussing and ranking the entire Halloween Franchise and ranking it best to worst.

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The Ultimate Halloween Movie Night Draft

Sun, 28 Oct 2018 20:03:00 -0000

Matt decides to blantly steal the gimmick of his favorite podcast ALL FANTASY EVERYTHING. They're joined by friend of the show Brian Burger in this bonus episode as all four men try to plan the ultimate Halloween Movie Night.

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HMN Trivia Game #2

Sat, 27 Oct 2018 19:11:00 -0000

Meghan joins us again to host a trivia game. Which of your three cohost knows the most worthless information about movies? Listen and find out!

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What Did We Watch This Month (October Edition)

Fri, 26 Oct 2018 21:20:00 -0000

We're back with another episode in which Brian, Scott and Matt break down every film/TV show/comic book/whatever that their eyes passed over this month.

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Rock N Roll Nightmare (1987)

Fri, 26 Oct 2018 00:37:00 -0000

We knew there was one film and one film only that could take us through to the end of our month-long Rocktober binge and while it may be daunting, WE ACCEPT THE CHALLENGE. That's right, it's time to talk about the (in)famously nutty and absurd first film by the writer/director of Black Roses, Jon Fasano - 1987's Jon Mikl Thor vehicle ROCK N ROLL NIGHTMARE! There's hairspray for days, penis monsters left and right, bulging man muscles and every single woman was forced to get topless at least once during the course of the 83 min runtime. Plus some sweet, sweet hair metal and the ultimate battle between good and evil. This one must be seen to be believed, so go watch it and be changed forever, bub, and then join us for an all-out compliment fest for one of the greatest heavy metal horror masterpieces ever made!

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Matt Talks to Alexandra Feld (Star of KILLER KATE)

Mon, 22 Oct 2018 15:59:00 -0000

This morning I took a phone call from Alexandra Feld to discuss the upcoming KILLER KATE which will be released in select theatesrs and available via VOD on Friday the 26th.

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In Theaters Now: Halloween (2018)

Sat, 20 Oct 2018 19:56:00 -0000

We're back with another episode of In Theaters Now! Halloween came out yesterday and we (plus our friend Katie) have checked it out. So listen to our episode breaking down the movie, be warned there be spoilers in these waters!

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Rocktober Blood (1984)

Fri, 19 Oct 2018 00:53:00 -0000

When you least expect it, HMN will attack, there'll be hell to pay, we're back! We return to our regularly-scheduled heavy metal horror with some REAL rock and roll gore and one of the scariest VHS covers baby Scott ever saw at the drug store rental section in the 80s, the ridiculous ROCKTOBER BLOOD from 1984 (but looks like it was filmed in 1980). Watch this killer tale of hilarious twin hijinks and laugh to such knee-slappers as a guy smoking meth and a 2-year-old corpse with a perfectly clean, bright red bandana. Oh and a sweet soundtrack by the relatively obscure metal band Sorcery. Up the irons!

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Fantastic Fest Interview with the Team Behind An Evening With Beverly Luff Linn

Mon, 15 Oct 2018 19:00:00 -0000

Thought we were done with Fantastic Fest content? WRONG! Here's an interview Matt did with the Jim Hosking and David Wike who wrote and directed the new film An Evening with Beverly Luff Lin. Look for the film in theaters on October 19th

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Patreon Bonus Clip : Stay Tuned (1992)

Mon, 15 Oct 2018 00:58:00 -0000

Hear the full episode at www.patreon.com/HMNPodcast

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Growing Up Kelly: Halloween Memories

Sat, 13 Oct 2018 14:19:00 -0000

Growing Up Kelly is back, this time Scott wants to know about our most embarassing (and best) Halloween experiences. Hear about scarface costumes, scarying bumblebees and a good chunk of making fun of Brian's shitty mustache.

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Rockula (1990)

Fri, 12 Oct 2018 00:55:00 -0000

We interrupt this month of heavy metal horror for a week of lighter fare, and while the title of this one implies there's rock music involved, it's basically synth and early 90s white boy rap, so you can guess which host was adamant about us discussing it (if you guessed Matt, you're right; if you didn't, you're definitely not paying attention to our show). In any case, we are talking the ironically-named ROCKULA from 1990, featuring extensive scene-stealing by the woman who sang Mickey (Toni Basil) and the guy who sang She Blinded Me With Science (Thomas Dolby). It's worth a watch if for only for the amazing arena rock ballad midway through, so give this episode a listen - it's your destiny!

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Black Roses (1988)

Fri, 05 Oct 2018 00:33:00 -0000

The time has come, my children. The sacred month of October is once again upon us, and the lure of heavy metal has taken over our teenage minds. We are enslaved by distortion, guyliner and falsetto vocals. We are... BLACK. ROSES. Coincidentally, that's also the name of the film we're discussing this week on HMN, and boy, what a way to kick off Heavy Metal Horror month! We will be discussing a different heavy metal horror movie each week in October, starting with this forgotten low-budget 1988 rockfest, in which the titular band invades a small town and turns the 30-somethings cast as high schoolers into various types of monsters. It's as goofy as it sounds, and there was enough hairspray used on set to pop a second hole in the ozone layer. This month is all about rockin' y'all.

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Demonic Toys (1992)

Thu, 27 Sep 2018 22:08:00 -0000

Even short-time listeners of the show have probably guessed that HMN loves all things practical effects, especially murderous playthings. So it should come as no surprise that we tackled the awful/entertaining 1992 Full Moon direct-to-video release DEMONIC TOYS! Baby Oopsie Daisy tries desperately to suck the joy out of our rewatch of this classic b-horror with its terrible puns, but thankfully, we have Jack Attack and Grizzly Teddy to keep things going strong through the final act. It's anyone's guess what the writers were on while crafting this masterpiece, but this kind of genius most certainly requires an altered state to achieve such thought-provoking prose as a killer baby doll grumbling, "HI YA FAT FUCK!"

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Fantastic Fest 2018 ReCap

Wed, 26 Sep 2018 12:00:00 -0000

You've heard basically all the interviews now so here's just a recap of my weekend in Austin.

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Talking Fairy Tales with Madame Yankelova's Fine Literature Club director Emilio Schenker

Wed, 26 Sep 2018 01:14:00 -0000

Madame Yankelova's Fine Literature Club was one of the most unique films I've ever sat through. I was extremely honored to get to talk to director Emilio Schenker about Israel's first fantasy film.

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Talking FP2: Beats of Rage with JTRO outside Fantastic Fest 2018

Tue, 25 Sep 2018 12:00:00 -0000

The ducks have flown away again so it's time for JTRO to return to save the FP. The battle begins, sitting outside LICK during Fantastic Fest and talking with us!

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Talking Life with LADYWORLD director Amanda Kramer at Fantastic Fest 2018

Mon, 24 Sep 2018 22:00:00 -0000

One of the most challenging and heavy films Matt saw at Fantastic Fest was LADYWORLD. It was an honor to get to talk with director Amanda Kramer about her feature film debut... check it out if you can.

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Matt Talks to the Anthony Cousins of 'Bloody Ballad of Squirt Reynolds' outside Fantastic Fest 2018

Mon, 24 Sep 2018 15:26:00 -0000

Just before You Might Be the Killer Fantastic Fest attendees were treated to a short called The Bloody Ballad of Squirt Reynolds. Immediately after seeing it I knew I needed to contact director Anthony Cousins to talk about this incredible short

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Matt Talks the Team Behind You Might Be The Killer Outside an Ice Cream Shop

Mon, 24 Sep 2018 06:15:00 -0000

Matt has a new favorite horror film of 2018 and he's gonna be talking about it ALOT so get your ass prepared for YOU MIGHT BE THE KILLER by listening to his interview with the director Brett Simmons, writer/producer Thomas P Vitale and producer Griff Furst

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Chatting with the Team behind Cam at Fantastic Fest 2018

Sun, 23 Sep 2018 14:59:00 -0000

Matt's at Fantastic Fest 2018 and sat down the creative team behind CAM which is coming to Netflix this November. He talked with director Daniel Goldhaber, writer Isa Mazzei and star Madeline Brewer

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What Did We Watch This Month (September 2018)

Sat, 22 Sep 2018 18:12:00 -0000

We promised we'd have this as a new series and now it's here. Enjoy as Brian, Scott and Matt break down every film/TV show/comic book/whatever that their eyes passed over this month.

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Fear Street Pitch Episode 1: The New Girl

Fri, 21 Sep 2018 19:45:00 -0000

We've got a new series but it's exclusive on Patreon. You get the first episode for free but after this $5 a month at Patreon.com/HMNPodcast for all other episodes

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Xtro (1982)

Thu, 20 Sep 2018 21:43:00 -0000

We haven't tackled any sex-crazed aliens in a while (ahem, Lifeforce) and thought it was high time we make it weird around here with the very uncomfortable and trippy 1982 British alien/monster movie XTRO. As you well know, every child in a horror movie is an insufferable brat who will get at least 1 person killed, but what you might NOT know is that the bratty kid here also trips balls on alien hickey goo (thanks Dad), sees murderous midget clowns, and sends full-size army men to kill his downstairs neighbor. There's a lot more to unpack here, and we do our best to wash off the dirtiness we each felt after viewing. If you're coming over, don't forget the snake eggs, they're our favorite!

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Soundtracking: Varsity Blues

Mon, 17 Sep 2018 01:01:00 -0000

It's Football Season (we think) so join us as we discuss Varsity Blues on this month's episode of SOUNDTRACKING

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Chatting with Mega-Ran Outside Keystone Comic Con

Sun, 16 Sep 2018 05:32:00 -0000

This weekend Philadelphia's newest convention KEYSTONE COMIC CON occurred. Friday night was kicked off by Rapper.Teacher.Hero Mega-Ran and Matt took some time to sit down with his hip-hop friend to talk about the gathering of Juggalos, San Diego Comic Con, The Spawn/Stephen King IT connection and various other topics (including a little wrestling talk). Enjoy!

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Hanging with Danny Tamberelli and Michael Maronna outside a Barcade in Delaware

Sat, 15 Sep 2018 16:32:00 -0000

It's our most literally named Bonus Episode! After the 90's Night event help at the 1984 I had the chance to chat with Danny Tamberelli and Michael Maronna of the podcast "The Adventures of Danny and Mike" as well as the hit Nickelodeon show "The Adventures of Pete and Pete". We had no plan or direction and most just shot the shit but I thought you guys would enjoy it!

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The Gravedancers (2006)

Fri, 14 Sep 2018 01:45:00 -0000

Sometimes we here at Horror Movie Night make mistakes - after all, we're only human. Sometimes, that mistake is getting wasted on cheap champagne and reciting cursing in a graveyard; other times, it's watching the 8 Films to Die For's 2006 flick The Gravedancers. While the movie itself is pretty stupid, there IS fun to be had watching it in a group (ostensibly) or at least giving it the HMN treatment with your boys Matt, Brian and Scott. PSA, there's a giant fricking skull that chases a Jeep in the last couple minutes... that's all you need to know about this one.

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Patreon Bonus Clip : Howard the Duck (1986)

Mon, 10 Sep 2018 01:08:00 -0000

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Tremors (1990)

Thu, 06 Sep 2018 22:35:00 -0000

This one was a long time coming, but we heard your footsteps on the sand and decided it was time to air out some Bacon. Kevin Bacon, that is; the dance-fighting cowboy heart-throb of the early 90s who then became the dong-flashing invisible rapist a mere decade later. This week, we are kicking off Listener Submitted Month with 1990s TREMORS. Thrill at this marvel of modern storytelling that seamlessly weaves DUNE and ASSAULT ON PRECINCT 13 into one very uneven monster flick. But seriously, the Graboids' PR guy should consider renaming them something a bit less Weinstein-y.

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Patchwork (2015)

Fri, 31 Aug 2018 02:42:00 -0000

Some movies are good due to the sum of their parts, and this week's film knows how to stitch together something great and get it walking around, killing frat boys and engaging in necrophiliac laffs. We got a fresh one on the slab for you: 2015's delightful Patchwork! Tyler MacIntyre made a splash last year with Tragedy Girls, but his directorial debut two years earlier is equally as fun, touching and gruesome. On the surface, this may seem like a Frankenhooker/Bride of Reanimator pastiche, but stands on its own reattached legs and is a total blast. Kick back with your favorite green glowing beverage as we get to know the voices in our heads this week on Horror Movie Night!

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Jenny Pellicer of PUPPET MASTER: THE LITTLEST REICH

Tue, 28 Aug 2018 01:21:00 -0000

Matt sits down with Jenny Pellicer of the new Puppet Master: The Littlest Reich and discusses her career in Norway, playing Rizzo in her schools first ever musical and how she came to star in the newest Puppet Master film.

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The Horror Show (1989)

Fri, 24 Aug 2018 03:05:00 -0000

We talk semi-regularly about the diminishing returns of horror franchises, but rarely do we see one fall so far into nebulousness as the 1989 House "sequel," The Horror Show, starring Lance Henriksen! Lance is a hard-boiled cop dealing with PTSD after his partner dies while apprehending Meat Cleaver Max, so of course he spends his time choking his wife out and shooting his tv set. No one believes that his family is being haunted by Max's electrically-charged spirit, and we wonder multiple times if we're not just watching Shocker again. This is a real stinker (thanks Matt), but we make the most of it in typical HMN style, so bring your appetites for a random non-Thanksgiving turkey dinner with all the fixins, including a ghostly psychopath's terrible goatee. Yum!

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Patreon Bonus Clip: UHF

Sun, 19 Aug 2018 18:15:00 -0000

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The Plague (2006)

Fri, 17 Aug 2018 02:40:00 -0000

We don’t wanna wait for this movie to be over…but like the killer kids it features, it just won’t die. For Brian’s first pick, he chose the painfully boring James Van Der Beek Left Behind knockoff The Plague from 2006. Do you like Children of the Corn, Village of the Damned, Invasion of the Body Snatchers, Romero zombie films, and religious Armageddon? This movie borrows heavily from all of them but not the good parts, and even the “living” characters are portrayed as zombies. Bottom line, this is a snoozer of a movie but Matt and Scott are wide awake and do their best to snap Brian out of his Dawson’s Creek fugue state. Let us touch your face and steal your soul this week on Horror Movie Night!

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Soundtracking: BASEketball

Mon, 13 Aug 2018 01:03:00 -0000

Soundtracking is back and we're ready to Psych you out this month talking about the pop punk and ska heavy BASEketball Soundtrack. Is Take on Me really the greatest pop punk cover song? What's Reggie the Full Effect's best song? What's Matt's beef with Goldfinger's new record?! All this and more this month on Soundtracking!

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The Kindred (1987)

Fri, 10 Aug 2018 01:00:00 -0000

Continuing last week's theme of monstrous brothers, the guys tackle the delightfully gooey and criminally forgotten 1987 bottle-baby flick The Kindred! Scott's not trying to say anything about Brian, but maybe he really is a half-fish monster with a bunch of tentacles and a hunger for house pets - who can really say?? Grab a watermelon and some wet naps, both will come in handy for this week's episode of Horror Movie Night!

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Saturday Morning Nightmares Episode 4: "The Tale of Laughing in the Dark"

Tue, 07 Aug 2018 01:27:00 -0000

It's time for another episode of Saturday Nightmares. This time we go back to the Are You Afraid of the Dark well and watch "Tale of Laughing in the Dark". Not only is it the second episode ever, it's also one of the most infamous episodes. Did we all love it though? Listen and find out! This episode was recorded live on Twitch during our 12 hour stream. Horror Movie Night is a Proud Member of the Geekscape Podcasting Network.

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Basket Case 3 (1991)

Fri, 03 Aug 2018 02:01:00 -0000

We did it, we really did it. We can now say that HMN has covered the entire Basket Case series, so......yay? This week, we discuss Basket Case 3: The Progeny from 1991 thanks to Matt (and yes, the other 2 were picked by him as well) and it goes as well as a schoolbus full of singing freaks. Matt's just happy to be reunited with his little brother Brian, and Scott does his best Little Hal impression for 30 minutes, so you know you're in for a ride. Watch where you sit, those baby Belials are not full of strawberry jam! Horror Movie Night is a Proud Member of the Geekscape Podcasting Network

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Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors (Live at Monster Mania 2018)

Fri, 27 Jul 2018 00:45:00 -0000

Matt and Scott were joined by Stephen of Analog Jones at Monster-Mania in NJ this spring and decided to make a "threevening" of it by discussing Hellraiser 3: Hell on Earth and A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: The Dream Warriors! This is the second live episode recorded after Mania, and we can happily report that no one has their tendons ripped out to be used as marionette strings or gets called bitch by a TV. Join us for another live episode of Horror Movie Night!

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Miguel Rodriguez of Horrible Imaginings

Sun, 22 Jul 2018 05:10:00 -0000

Matt sits down with Miguel Rodriguez (the founder of Horrible Imaginings) to discuss the 2018 festival and the years of friendship.

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Jeff of Scream Factory Discusses Their SDCC18 Annocuments

Sat, 21 Jul 2018 04:10:00 -0000

For the 3rd Year in the Row Matt sat down with Scream Factory's Jeff Nelson to discuss the Scream Factory Title Announcements at tonight Panel

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RetroActive Episode 9: Behind the Mask - The Rise of Leslie Vernon

Fri, 20 Jul 2018 02:27:00 -0000

Back in 2012 Matt started Reddit Horror Club with his friend Miguel. On their 10th episode they had a man named Scott Roger on to discuss Behind the Mask: the Rise of Leslie Vernon and a friendship for life was born! There is no truer "Horror Movie Night" origin story than this one!

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Patreon Bonus Clip: Turbo Kid

Mon, 16 Jul 2018 16:57:00 -0000

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Hellraiser 3: Hell on Earth (Live at Monster Mania 2018)

Fri, 13 Jul 2018 02:38:00 -0000

In March, Matt and Scott teamed up with Stephen of Analog Jones to record some live episodes, and this week showcases the first of the "threevening" discussions, the inimitable Hellraiser 3: Hell on Earth from 1992! It's got the coolest goth club the early 90s had to offer, Puzzle Box architecture and the worst (best?) Cenobite ever, CD Cenobite. It also features arguably the best Pinhead portrayal and soliloquies. Relive the weirdness of the lesser Hellraiser sequels this week on Horror Movie Night - live!

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Growing Up Kelly: Spooky World Commentary

Mon, 09 Jul 2018 02:30:00 -0000

For the Second episode of Growing Up Kelly we do a commentary Track for the Spooky World VHS Tape that Matt and Brian watched repeatedly as kids. Below is a link to the video on YouTube so you can watch along! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F4gvV4d_OHw&t=4s

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Silent Night, Deadly Night 4 - Initiation (1990)

Fri, 06 Jul 2018 02:51:00 -0000

What's better than Christmas in July? A Brian Yuzna Christmas in July! At Scott's longtime insistence, the boys finally tackle 1990's barely-xmas-horror goop-fest Silent Night Deadly Night 4: Initiation. It's got everything you expect from a Yuzna flick - racial caricatures, bugs, nightmare logic, and of course the requisite swimming pool full of KY. Hey, it's even got our boy Clint Howard in it! There is absolutely no reason to sleep on this one, except for the fact that it's only available as a multipack DVD with SNDN3 (brain under a glass helmet Santa killer) and SNDN5 (rapey Pinocchio), so maybe go searching on Vimeo for it like we did. Don't forget to put out some milk and cookies for the giant cockroach!

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Best of Year 3

Wed, 04 Jul 2018 02:38:00 -0000

It's been three whole years of Horror Movie Night! This year was definitely one of our most interesting years. So join us while we answer questions, listen to favorite episode moments and bring year 3 to an end and gear up for a great Year 4.

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Soundtracking: I Know What You Did Last Summer

Mon, 02 Jul 2018 01:47:00 -0000

Soundtracking is back with a 4th of July classic. Last year we discussed the film, now it's time to talk the music! Scott and Matt breakdown track by track the grunge and metal and sneaker pimps inspired tracks that make up this genre covering collection.

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Uncle Sam (1996)

Fri, 29 Jun 2018 02:35:00 -0000

It's America's birthday and you know what she hates more than anything? COMMIES. She needs a knight in shining red, white and blue armor (and totally not-creepy mask) to replenish the blood on the roots of the Tree of Liberty and who better suited for the job than an abusive rapist husband/brother/uncle-cum-undead soldier named Sam? We're celebrating our independence from sanity with 1996's Uncle Sam and just wow. The unspoken subplot of the film has to be that the main child actor is really a robot in synthetic human skin, that's the only reasonable explanation for his performance. You also get some interesting kills and the faintest hint of a critique of the military you'll see in a Fourth of July horror film, so it's definitely worth the price of admission. Nothing says AMERICA like corrupt politicians, Chinese fireworks and Horror Movie Night!

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Gremlins 2: The New Batch (1990)

Wed, 20 Jun 2018 23:46:00 -0000

Nyahnyahnyahnyah nyah nyah,nyahnyahnyahnyah nyah nyah, nyahnyah nyah nyahnyahnyahnyahnyah nyahhhhhh! It's episode 150 of Horror Movie Night and we decided to treat ourselves after midnight with a little film we like to call GREMLINS 2: THE NEW BATCH from 1990! We also were finally able to bring our Podfather Jonathon London, creator of Geekscape, along for the ride, and this was way better than our original request to do CHUD with him 3 years ago... We have a blast revisiting this beloved gem and questioning some of the movie logic on display, but does it really matter because VEGETABLE GREMLIN! Thanks for sticking with us and helping keep us crazy enough to watch 150 horror films and discuss them weekly over the last 3 years of the show. Here's to 150 more (and Gremlins 3, written by, directed by and starring Pizzaboy Jon London)!

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Patreon Bonus Clip : Adventures of Buckaroo Bonzai Across the 8th Dimension

Mon, 18 Jun 2018 22:31:00 -0000

Hear the full episode by donating to our Patreon www.patreon.com/HMNPodcast

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Slashdance (1989)

Fri, 15 Jun 2018 02:48:00 -0000

We may not all agree on wrestling and its entertainment value as an art form on this show, but we sure as hell agree that Netflix's GLOW was damn good television, and have been eagerly waiting for season 2 to drop. In preparation, Scott finally unleashed the most bloodless, tame pick ever on Matt and Brian, featuring some of the actual Gorgeous Ladies of Wrestling in starring roles, 1989's Slashdance! While it's not a good film by any measure, and the weakest aerobics killer movie we've ever seen, there is a certain charm to it, and by its actresses' pedigree alone worth talking about. The budget didn't cover live goldfish, so there was likely no coke on hand for the writing, filming or editing of Slashdance, and what's left is a serviceable made-for-tv cop drama cut into 40 minutes of dance rehearsals. Let's get in shape and possibly choke someone with their own lasso while they sing You Are My Sunshine because really, these auditions ain't cuttin it for Horror Movie Night!

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In Theaters Now: Hereditary

Mon, 11 Jun 2018 03:31:00 -0000

SPOILERS ALL OVER THE PLACE! DO NOT LISTEN UNTIL YOU'VE SEEN THE MOVIE! WE WARNED YOU! Aslo Katie joins us to talk about Hereditary now in theaters.

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Soundtracking: Idle Hands

Sun, 10 Jun 2018 02:14:00 -0000

You had to know this was coming after Episode 148. We couldn't let a full discussion of Idle Hands go by without an in-depth conversation about the music from its OST! We get misty-eyed remembering some of the great and forgotten pop punk and alt bands of the late 90s, and argue about which songs really didn't deserve slots on the soundtrack while Rob fuckin Halford didn't make the cut. Time to chill with Mighty Joe Bong and the HMN crew on another bonus episode of Soundtracking!

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Idle Hands (1999)

Fri, 08 Jun 2018 01:59:00 -0000

If you haven't realized, we bleed nostalgia here on HMN, so it's frankly shocking that we have gone almost 3 years doing the show and have yet to formally discuss Devon Sawa's greatest role as drowsy doper Anton Tobias in the modern classic Idle Hands from 1999! Joining us this week is Andrew Verdecchio of the seminal Christian ska band Five Iron Frenzy (can we say seminal here? Sunday School seems so long ago). We hope you like the episodes where we just recite our favorite lines because...well, you'll understand soon enough. Grab the nutmeg and oregano, we're going to party with our Jessica Alba waifus this week on Horror Movie Night!

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Uninvited (1988)

Fri, 01 Jun 2018 01:43:00 -0000

Continuing last week's spectacle of cat abuse, we're setting sail for parts unknown with a killer mutant tabby and there's nothing to eat except champagne and cereal... and rat poison. You might have guessed it, we're talking 1988's Uninvited and man, what a ride. We are joined again by our resident Film Freak, horror handyman Kyle Kuchta, as we wax poetic about animal shelters, Clu Gulager's fake teeth, how much cats hate wine, and why you should never pick up strays. How much would YOU debase yourself for a suitcase full of dirty money? This is the question that burns within our psyches daily, but can finally elaborate upon with each other, this week on Horror Movie Night!

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Philadelphia Wizard World 2018 Bonus Episode

Tue, 29 May 2018 00:55:00 -0000

Matt grabbed some interviews while at Philadelphia Wizard World. Give the podcast a listen and make sure to check out Zenescope Comics, Day One the Comic and Victory Screech Labs!

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Sleepwalkers (1992)

Fri, 25 May 2018 01:26:00 -0000

We start our Violence Against Cats marathon with arguably the most out-there movie Stephen King has ever gotten paid to put his name on (and act in) - 1992's feline vampire flick Sleepwalkers. We subjected our friend, previous guest and film freak Kyle Kuchta to this one, because that's the kind of frat we run here on HMN. Stephen King reprises his role as a drunk New England hick while 30 year old actors play high schoolers, one of which has a disturbingly graphic sexual relationship with his immortal mom, who is also a cat vamp. This one is a yarn ball of crazy and we're just batting it around like we're high AF on catnip. Join us for a purrrrfectly good time this week on Horror Movie Night!

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Soundtracking: Dracula 2000

Tue, 22 May 2018 00:35:00 -0000

Nu metal sucks, but nu metal + vampires?? That's some pornstar oral prowess in that kind of power couple. On our third installment of Soundtracking, we drain the life from the most mediocre metal to hit the 1999 Billboard charts and fondly remember our misspent youth wearing Trapp Pants, wallet chains and ball bearing necklaces with our good buddy Stephen of Analog Jones and the Temple of Film. Scott may or may not have confused Monster Magnet and Powerman 5000 - you'll have to listen and find out!

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Dracula 2000 (2000)

Thu, 17 May 2018 23:28:00 -0000

Somewhere in Hollywood 1999, a fat movie exec sits smoking a stogie in a darkened board room. "We need a monster movie but we're broke. Anyone know any companies willing to fund one?" A quivering hand raises slowly into the air; the nerdy intern clears his throat and croaks, "My dad runs Virgin Records. Want me to ask?" And that's how Dracula 2000 got made, an odd mashup of nu-metal, C-list 90s actors, vampire Mardi Gras, and a a slightly liberal interpretation of the Bible. This movie is a 90 minute advertisement for a dead music chain, but isn't really that bad of a watch, no matter how much Matt, Scott and Stephen (of the Analog Jones and the Temple of Film podcast) whine. We hope you have a thing for young Gerard Butler, because we sure do this week on Horror Movie Night!

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Patreon Bonus Clip: The Wicked Man (2006)

Mon, 14 May 2018 16:00:00 -0000

Donater's to our Patreon have just been treated to a Bonus Episode of us talking 2006's The Wicker Man. Here's the first 5-ish minutes

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Wrong Turn 6 (2014)

Fri, 11 May 2018 01:58:00 -0000

Some people are just careless with their money. Case in point, whoever funded the sixth (SIXTH!) installment in the Wrong Turn franchise, 2014's Wrong Turn 6: Last Resort. This movie is just gross, and not even in any sort of fun way, but the one shining spot is that Matt was able to successfully pawn it off to some sorry bastard at Monster-Mania like a cursed button that a crusty old Gypsy breathed on. Stephen Bay of Analog Jones joined us once again for this film, and then we all took bleach showers. Bring your siblings to this one, because, well, it's a pretty important plot point on this week's episode of Horror Movie Night!

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Saturday Morning Nightmares Episode 3: "Cuckoo Clock of Doom"

Mon, 07 May 2018 23:33:00 -0000

Saturday Nightmares Returns with Episode 2 of Saturday Nightmares! This time we're discussing the 2nd episode of Goosebumps "Cuckoo Clock of Doom"

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Silver Bullet (1985)

Thu, 03 May 2018 23:55:00 -0000

We talk about nose candy and its role in 1980s cinema quite often on the show, but Gary Busey really takes the cake in 1985's ill-advised Stephen King adaptation Silver Bullet. He and his teeth are all over the place, swilling Wild Turkey, souping up Corey Haim's wheelchair, giving him fireworks, and banging rando broads in the pre-Tinder days. Oh, and there's a werewolf we guess. Recorded with our good friend Stephen at Monster-Mania 39. Get hairy and haggard like us (and Gary Busey) this week on a Horror Movie Night!

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Bryan J.L. Glass talks about Art Bell and his Comic Furious

Tue, 01 May 2018 00:39:00 -0000

At Greater Philadelphia Comic Con this weekend I spoke with Comic Book writer Bryan J.L. Glass about his infamous Art Bell phone call from 1997.

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Chopping Mall (1986)

Fri, 27 Apr 2018 00:58:00 -0000

This week, we're talking about killer robots! No, sorry, we're not discussing Robocop 2. Or Terminator 2. Or Blade Runner. Or The Matrix. No, we're getting it on in the mall furniture store with Chopping Mall from 1986! Full disclosure, we're the ones awkwardly watching old Roger Corman flicks on the tv and clutching a pillow to our laps while our friends make weird squishy sounds. They deserve to get murdered by killbots, those dirty birdies. While not quite a lost episode, this is the second time Matt and Scott have discussed this film, and this round is arguably more coherent, so you're welcome? If you know what's good for you, you'll listen to Horror Movie Night. THANK YOU, HAVE A NICE DAY.

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Growing Up Kelly Episode 1: Talent Shows

Mon, 23 Apr 2018 23:15:00 -0000

In the Debut episode of Growing Up Kelly, Scott asks the Kelly brothers about their Talent Show past. Brian opens up about a botched sock puppet performance and a popularity changing dance off while Matt discusses drag shows and rap parodies. Strap in and prepare yourself for your new favorite HMN bonus podcast series.

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Troll (1986)

Thu, 19 Apr 2018 21:08:00 -0000

Little people getting work is very important to your hosts here on HMN, and this week, we celebrate their exploitation, er, triumphs with a magical discussion of the Charles Band classic TROLL from 1986! This oddly star-studded cast battles the forces of evil in the most charmingly childlike way and it's fantastic, so we spent the episode praising the Band family more or less. There's also a puppet singalong. Seriously. It's pretty awesome. Come hang out with our talking mushroom (no, not that one) on this week's episode of Horror Movie Night!

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Demon Wind (1990)

Fri, 13 Apr 2018 02:16:00 -0000

The infamous LOST EPISODE is getting a second chance at life, and using it to spit oatmeal all over our blouses. That's right, we punished ourselves a second time with the ridiculous Evil Dead ripoff Demon Wind from 1990! Not since Marky Mark ran from a stiff breeze has nature been this stupefying (never mind that Demon Wind predates it by a couple decades, let us have our jokes). We are all dumber for having re-watched and re-discussed this one, but we do it for you, the listeners. Because we love you. There's also a heavy dose of self-loathing up in here, so don't mind the smell. SURPRISE!!!! It's Horror Movie Night!

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In Theaters Now: A Quiet Place (2018)

Tue, 10 Apr 2018 00:57:00 -0000

Once again the HMN team is joined by Katie Anderson to break down 2018's A Quiet Place. We talk spoiler-free for approximately 30 minutes before we dive into the plot in detail. Join us for a serious discussion about a very good movie as well as some fun side-tracked conversations about Jason Segal's naked body, who will die in Infinity War and passing gas in a post-apocalyptic world.

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Soundtracking: Empire Records

Sun, 08 Apr 2018 02:13:00 -0000

Your favorite non-horror inspired music podcast returns in time for Rex Manning Day with this month's Soundtracking Episode focusing on the 1995 classic EMPIRE RECORDS

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Bugged (1997)

Fri, 06 Apr 2018 02:23:00 -0000

We are joined this week by Podcast Brother Brian Kelly as we discuss Troma's attempt at an urban giant killer bug movie. The film has the look and feel of a film shot on a weekend but if you love seeing guys acting with an immobile bug puppet than have we got good news for you. We discuss 1997's BUGGED on this week's HORROR MOVIE NIGHT!

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Killer Party (1986)

Fri, 30 Mar 2018 02:16:00 -0000

You thought last week was our April Fools episode? SURPRISE! It's actually this week's (also Canadian) April Fools Evil Dead ripoff Killer Party from 1986. We got you good, right? Now listen to us quote this amazing and sadly forgotten 80s gem, and gush over how awesome the double fakeout opening scene featuring K-Mart Journey cover band White Sister is. Oh, there's also a haunted frat house, hazing, perms, off-brand Deadites and of course, a killer party. This is a film that must be seen to be truly appreciated, and it's our mission to spread the word about it henceforth. Plan out your best prank and grab the Aqua Net, it's time for another episode of Horror Movie Night!

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Slaughter High (1986)

Thu, 22 Mar 2018 14:07:00 -0000

Did you know that in Canada, they only celebrate April Fools Day for 12 hours? So if you can make it from midnight to noon without being pranked, you're safe. This is just ridiculous to us, but is a pretty important plot point in this week's episode, the myopic high school reunion bloodbath Slaughter High from 1986. In reality, though, this is the shortest stretch our suspensions of disbelief have to make while enjoying (?) this one, as no 20-something gets THIS jazzed about plain old beer, ok? It's gotta be like... super nanobrew artisan dry-hopped imperial IPA conditioned in magical oak casks from a druidic grove or some shit to keep us interested enough to stick around a run-down school full of acid baths and killer lawnmowers. So if you've got the hookup to that kind of beverage, be sure to bring some over and enjoy this week's episode of Horror Movie Night!

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Death Spa (1989)

Fri, 16 Mar 2018 01:36:00 -0000

Just when you thought it was safe to go back to the gym... We're talking the OTHER killer calisthenics movie Death Spa (aka Witch Bitch) from 1989! While arguably less amazing than Killer Workout/Aerobicide, this is still a fun watch and definitely one of the craziest plots we've discussed yet on the show. I mean, if you have a problem with killer frozen fish and body-warping spiritual possession, you're seriously out of your element here. We hope you're ready to get your heart pumping and your toned, writhing body glistening with sweat as the music sweeps you away into a world of sensuous exercise... What, don't act like you're not imagining it too. Give in to the pull of 80s synth music and neon leotards, we're getting fit and fab this week on Horror Movie Night!

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Bad Moon (1996)

Fri, 09 Mar 2018 03:44:00 -0000

The world needs more werewolf movies, and by the world, we mean Horror Movie Night, because god damn, do we love werewolves on this show! We've suffered through some of the best and worst lycanthropic films (looking at you, Howling 6), and decided to treat ourselves to an actual good b-movie for once, 1996's Bad Moon - which, thankfully/surprisingly does NOT feature that stupid ass Creedence song... This movie also stars a very G O O D B O Y E named Thor (the titular character from the source material), so you know we're into it. Tow your jenky trailer to our backyard and tie yourself to the nearest tree, it's time for another episode of Horror Movie Night!

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Soundtracking: Can't Hardly Wait

Sun, 04 Mar 2018 16:36:00 -0000

Scott and I debut our newest side-podcast/Bonus episodes SOUNDTRACKING in which we breakdown soundtracks to some of our favorite movies (Horror and Non-Horror). We couldn't NOT kick this off with Can't Hardly Wait ... one of Scott and I's favorite movies ever.

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Seed People (1992)

Fri, 02 Mar 2018 01:31:00 -0000

Last week, we discussed dinos coming back from the dead, and to keep the theme going, we're going to move on to alien plants that will either cover you in sticky white stuff, or sticky yellow stuff, then transform you into plant monsters with no legs. It's been a while, but we're back on our Full Moon Pictures grind with 1992's Seedpeople and it's all Scott's fault! The pitch for this movie probably sounded a lot like this: "Invasion of the Body Snatchers is a good movie. Let's do that exact same concept but with a fraction of the budget, a horrendous script, and actors who can't act." And somehow it got greenlit... and that's why we love Full Moon. At least they can say that they didn't make the worst killer plant movie of all time, since that crown rests firmly on M. Night Shyamalan brow. Eat your veggies, or don't, because either way they're going to eat you on this episode of Horror Movie Night!

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Carnosaur 2 (1995)

Fri, 23 Feb 2018 03:04:00 -0000

You know what's scary? Dinosaurs. Every boy fears dinosaurs and definitely doesn't consider them super interesting, so naturally the world needed a trilogy of dino-centric horror movies. No, we're not talking about Jurassic Park, we're talking about Carnosaur, and not just any Carnosaur, CARNOSAUR 2 from 1995 - now with smart dinos! The writers of this film had no idea how nukes work, but they also think that you can box a velociraptor so it kinda evens out. If you're into heroic electricians and references to tons of way better films, join us in Yucca Mountain Dino Growing Facility on this week's episode of Horror Movie Night!

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X-Ray a.ka. Hospital Massacre (1981)

Thu, 15 Feb 2018 22:28:00 -0000

Ah, Valentine's Day... The day you wait all year for to show your significant other you give a shit about them. Forget the other 364 days, you only have to do something nice this one time and then you can go back to be a slob for another year. Or you could kill your sweetheart's childhood crush, go to med school and become a doctor, then stalk her again as an adult with the intent of removing her heart for some odd reason. At least that's the killer's plan in the mediocre 1981 Barbi Benton vehicle X-Ray (aka Hospital Massacre). We're not sure of the details, but we think Barbi Benton wanted to try her hand at acting after her stint as a Playboy Bunny and girlfriend to Hugh Hefner (before he transformed into the Crypt Keeper), and Cannon Films was more than happy to oblige her. The ironic part is that Barbi is fully-clothed through the vast majority of this snoozefest, and spends her screen time scowling at literally everyone. Who did the wheezing killer better, X-Ray or Student Bodies? Find out this week on Horror Movie Night!

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Hard Rock Zombies (1985)

Fri, 09 Feb 2018 02:31:00 -0000

Didn't we just cover Satanic Panic stuff last week?? Matt's short term memory is fried from all the bar water he's been chugging on tour, so he decided to inflict Hard Rock Zombies from 1985 upon us. If you've never seen this one, consider yourself lucky, as it features the softest hard rock band ever, fronted by a legitimate child predator with an awful mustache. There's also a geriatric Hitler, werewolf Eva Braun and their deformed midget offspring. Plus a hot blonde who likes to make stupid Beatles jokes as she lops off dudes' hands. There's a lot to unpack here, and we tried our best to not do Steve Perry impressions for 40 minutes this week. Join us for the loud rock show you never wanted to witness on this week's episode of Horror Movie Night!

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The Gate (1987)

Fri, 02 Feb 2018 02:56:00 -0000

Do you love Heavy Metal? Do you have a battle vest with patches from all of your favorite bands? Are you 12 years old and headbang in your room to expensive imported vinyl? Then this film is just for you - 1987's fantastic Satanic Panic/kids-save-the-day-but-blow-their-house-sky-high mashup THE GATE! Mom and Dad are gone for the weekend and a giant sinkhole has been burping up geodes, moths and claymation monsters, but you know what we really need? To partaaaaaaaay! The hairspray leaves a haze in the air and your eyes sting from all of the neon colored clothing, but you still have to fight off body-melting parents, zombies in the walls, your possessed friend and sister, and a monster straight out of the Dungeons & Dragons Monster Manual. By the end of the weekend, you'll be much closer to your estranged sibling, so strap in for another banger on Horror Movie Night!

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Howling VI - The Freaks (1991)

Fri, 26 Jan 2018 02:23:00 -0000

The moon is full, the carnival's in town and the preacher's daughter is searching for a fuzzy sock - but wait! What's that? Werewolves just aren't cutting it on their own anymore...we need to add freaks to the mix! And how about a vampire too, why the hell not? In case this doesn't ring any bells, there are a TON of Howling movies in the franchise, and we're discussing Howling 6: The Freaks (1991) this week. We really love werewolves on this show, and because of this, we completely eviscerate this low-effort attempt at prolonging the life of an already mediocre franchise. Come check out this tent we pitched, it's got tons of gross stuff to look at inside, including but not limited to a geek, a bearded lady, and a guy with really bad eczema, so don't forget the skin cream for this episode of Horror Movie Night!

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The Wraith (1986)

Fri, 19 Jan 2018 05:20:00 -0000

We try to stay up on all trends on this show, so this week we don some streetwear, stupid sunglasses and listen exclusively to Outrun music - HMN has gone full vaporwave aesthetic and we're talking the Charlie Sheen/Clint Howard Knightrider worship flick THE WRAITH (1986)! This movie is hot garbage, and has a serious cult following we just. don't. get. The car doesn't even look sweet! Or talk! But we can imagine the mountains of coke that brought this film to life, and we respect that. So take a bump on this back-desert road as we drag race through another episode of Horror Movie Night!

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American Gothic (1987)

Fri, 12 Jan 2018 03:00:00 -0000

This week on Horror Movie Night we straight up beat the love of God into our guest co-host Kyle Kuchta while we discuss 1987's American Gothic. The film is ... shockingly damn good. You guys didn't make us suffer (yet) for the first listener submitted film of 2018. So join us in examining what can happen when you decide to take a 2nd honeymoon with your obnoxious friends to help your wife get over murdering your child. Spoiler Alert... it goes badly this week on HORROR MOVIE NIGHT

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Jon Schnitzer Director of "Haunters: The Art of the Scare"

Wed, 10 Jan 2018 03:17:00 -0000

In a Bonus Episode Matt and Scott sit down with Jon Schnitzer who directed and Produced the documentary "Haunters: The Art of the Scare" which is currently streaming on Netflix. https://www.netflix.com/title/80213401

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The Guyver (1991)

Fri, 05 Jan 2018 03:24:00 -0000

As is tradition here at Horror Movie Night, we're kicking off the new year with a listener poll-chosen, somewhat-non-horror flick, and this time around, we're talking live-action anime rubber suit monster battles with 1991's The Guyver! Don't let the VHS box art fool you - Mark Hamill is NOT the titular character, or even on screen enough to warrant his face on the cover, but this was released at the cusp of the 90s, a time when everyone was trying to squeeze every last drop out of the withering Star Wars franchise. It's actually a selling point that Mark takes backseat to Screaming Mad George's rubber suit/practical effects obsession, and we get 6" kaiju duking it out with no energy weapons in sight (probably not enough budget for post work, oh well). It's 2018, let's get S U P E R K A W A I I together on this week's episode of Horror Movie Night!

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We Will Ruin Your Childhood (Live in 2015)

Sun, 31 Dec 2017 14:41:00 -0000

It's New Years Evil so let's reflect on the best podcasting moment of Scott and Matt's life... pissing off a room of con attendees as we ruin everything they grew up loving one thing at a time. Enjoy!

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Bloody New Year (1987)

Fri, 29 Dec 2017 02:03:00 -0000

There are so few New Years horror movies that you really only have a handful of options, so this year we went with the one that arguably had the best cover art, 1987's bizarre Bloody New Year! If you ever wondered what a full length Twilight Zone movie with the budget of a single episode and a disco ball full of high-grade coke would look like, then look no further. This film has a science experiment gone awry, 50s time warp (replete with sexy stockings...what? Don't look at me like that) and more loose ends than an old rug. So basically, perfect fodder for our show. Get your seams straight and join the part for the last Horror Movie Night episode of 2017!

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Black X-Mas (2006)

Fri, 22 Dec 2017 04:06:00 -0000

As a child, did you ever grab a present from under the tree on Christmas morning, shake it and think, "oh sweet, the Ninja Turtles skateboard I wanted!" only the unwrap it and find yourself staring at a year's worth of socks? We imagine that's how you're feeling as you realize we're talking the Black Christmas remake from 2006 and not the original from 1974. Hashtag sorrynotsorry bitches, because this version, also known as Black Xmas, is unfairly hated, and is actually a pretty solid mid-2000s slasher. Its creators really wanted to see how many attractive 25 year olds they could cast as sorority sisters and how much eye trauma they could cram into 90 minutes. The answer to both questions is (thankfully) A LOT. Spike the eggnog and roast those human skin gingerbread cookies extra crispy, then cozy up with us next to your favorite disembodied Midwest podcast voices on this Christmas episode of Horror Movie Night!

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Miss December (2011)

Fri, 15 Dec 2017 03:38:00 -0000

If you ever felt that Horror Movie Night wasn't Philly enough, we've decided to bring you some hard-hitting holiday horror from the cradle of the US government, and boy is it an experience! After years of coaxing, Matt has finally allowed a discussion dedicated to Miss December (aka Calendar Girl) from 2011, and it went better than expected; he's friends with the producer and didn't want to hurt his feelings if our discussion went south... Lucky for all involved, this relatively unknown killer Christmas flick is a blast to watch and discuss, and you need to watch it on Amazon Prime instead of (or in addition to) Elves. Hope you're as into unbearable goth manic pixie dream girls as we are, cuz they're crashing the party and already drunk on this week's Horror Movie Night!

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Return of the Living Dead Part II (1988)

Fri, 08 Dec 2017 02:33:00 -0000

In our ongoing series "Films That Really Shouldn't Have Had Sequels," we head to the graveyard with a cast of very familiar faces saying very familiar lines which were definitely funnier the first time around. That's right, we're talking Return of the Living Dead Part II from 1988! If you're looking for the charm and entertainment value of the original ROTLD, you won't find it here, only the mouldering corpse of it, stammering out terrible lines in weird souther aw-heck accents for no apparent reason. We're all the worse for having suffered through this one, so share our pain (the pain of being dead!) on this week's episode of Horror Movie Night!

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Puppet Master II (1990)

Sat, 02 Dec 2017 05:17:00 -0000

It's truly amazing that, for how much we bring up Chuckie Band and the Puppet Master series, we have never done an actual HMN episode on any of them... But that changes today. Today, we give up our brain matter to the godking Toulon. Today, we let Pinhead's little hands squeeze the life from our throats. Today, we discuss Puppet Master II: His Unholy Creations from 1990! There are improbable puppet murders left and right, as well as some pretty satisfying child bbq if we're being honest with ourselves. Whistle the Puppet Master theme song with us as we bask in the glory on this week's episode of Horror Movie Night!

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Killer Workout (1987)

Fri, 24 Nov 2017 02:08:00 -0000

It's the day after Thanksgiving and everyone is feeling fat and terrible from all of yesterday's overindulgence, so fire up the boombox, pull on your loudest spandex onesie and let's sweat the evil out with 1987's Killer Workout (aka Aerobicide)! Scott counts the gratuitous dance sequences (with time stamps, you're welcome), Matt feels the burn, and Adam picks the most ridiculous slasher weapon ever. It's a wonder there was any coke left on Earth after the filming of Killer Workout, and if you haven't watched this one yet, you'll understand soon enough. Build your own dadbod with us this week on Horror Movie Night!

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Ranking the Slashers (Live in 2015)

Tue, 21 Nov 2017 05:43:00 -0000

Another Bonus Episode from Scott and Matt's appearance at the tanoshicon in West Chester circa 2015. In this episode we attempt to rank all the major slasher franchise films from best to worst.

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Pet Semetary 2 (1992)

Fri, 17 Nov 2017 03:41:00 -0000

Travel back in time with us, dear listener, as we return to the glory of the early 90s, when bowl haircuts were cool, acid wash was a new technology, and Edward Furlong's career was blossoming. You may be disappointed to hear that, no, we're not discussing Terminator 2, but rather the sequel no one wanted, 1992's Pet Sematary 2! Our resident Irishman picks the only horror movie to ever prominently feature death by potatoes, so some jokes really just write themselves. Come with us as we venture up to the old Indian burial grounds with the corpse of Stephen King's pride on this week's episode of Horror Movie Night!

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The Incredible Melting Man (1977)

Fri, 10 Nov 2017 01:38:00 -0000

What's worse than watching Body Melt and Street Trash for your podcast? One might think "watching another melt movie" is the answer, but it's actually "watching another melt movie twice in one week because you didn't realize it was going to be picked for the podcast and you already watched it after watching Street Trash," which is just what Scott did with this week's pick - 1977's notoriously goofy The Incredible Melting Man! The plot is murkier than all the vanilla pudding used to make the effects in this film, but the guys muddle through as always. Come see the rings of Saturn with us and maybe we'll even catch a glimpse of Uranus while we're at it on another episode of Horror Movie Night!

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Prince of Darkness (1987)

Fri, 03 Nov 2017 02:06:00 -0000

Adam is MIA so Scott and Matt are forced to tackle John Carpenter's end of the world obsession on our own. We discuss 1987's Prince of Darkness until one of us ends up trapped in a mirror world with Alice Cooper and the Devil. You can only know which one of us gets sacrificed by listening to this week's Horror Movie Night

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Saturday Morning Nightmares Episode 2: "The Tale of the Phantom Cab"

Tue, 31 Oct 2017 00:12:00 -0000

It's Halloween, ya mutants! That means only one thing - it's time for HMN's annual "Celebrate Halloween By Discussing Mediocre Childrens' Shows" bonus episode featuring the very first episode of Nickelodeon's Are You Afraid of the Dark? Last Halloween's discussion of Goosebumps S1E1 was a low bar to clear, so... you're welcome, AYAOTD. We talk critically about toxic masculinity in brother-brother relationships and the likelihood that there were 40 years of children parading through the woods who couldn't figure out a stupid riddle. All that and more on this special Halloween episode of Horror Movie Night!

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Little Monsters (1989)

Fri, 27 Oct 2017 03:24:00 -0000

We're on the cusp of Halloween Weekend 2k17, kids, so we scrounged up a truly terrifying tale of thaumiel trickery to assail your aural appendices, a story of one child's harrowing nightly encounters with Howie Mandel in his bedroom. That's right, we're talking 1989's Little Monsters! This isn't a good movie, but really, we don't associate ourselves with those kinds of movies anyway, and Howie's cocaine freakout performance pretty much fits right into our wheelhouse. Thrill to scenes of Mr. Mandel tempting fate to explode his heart and a child drink urine. It's all here on this Halloweekend episode of Horror Movie Night!

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Halloween III: Season of the Witch (1982)

Fri, 20 Oct 2017 02:43:00 -0000

Life was simpler in the 80s; kids only wanted to dress up as one of 3 things for Halloween: a witch, a skeleton, or a jack-o-lantern. Men were men, drinking from flasks while doing doctor things, or while driving, or while seducing the daughters of dead guys they're investigating, or while Irish warlocks with British accents use Stonehenge dust to turn every costume into a murder death ray party in order to sacrifice America's children to the old gods. Or whatever. You get the idea, we're talking 1983's Halloween III: Season of the Witch for week 3 of our month-long Halloween celebration! There's no Michael Myers to stalk us, but thankfully Tom Adkins steps in to fill the creepiness factor with his thirst for liquor and vulnerable young women. Join us as we incessantly mumble the Silver Shamrock song until mid-November because dammit that song is like brain herpes.

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Tales from the Crypt - Bordello of Blood (1996)

Fri, 13 Oct 2017 02:42:00 -0000

Someone doused our shriveled black hearts in hooker blood and we're back from the grave for another week of Halloween celebration with the sequel (sort of) to Demon Knight - 1996's surprisingly unsexy Tales From the Crypt: Bordello of Blood! Matt has been hyped to pick this for years, but like any Tinder date involving Corey Feldman, expectation outweighs execution. The only thing in this episode that ISN'T flaccid is the conversation, so fill your pocket with rubbers, eat your veggies (vampires really hate vegetarians) and hang out with your fangs out enjoying another episode of Horror Movie Night!

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Scarecrows (1988)

Fri, 06 Oct 2017 03:07:00 -0000

In case you haven't checked the calendar in a couple days, IT'S FREAKIN OCTOBER Y'ALL. Time to bust out the flannel, carve a pumpkin, put on a scary movie, steal a couple mil and get eviscerated by scarecrows! You guessed it, we're kicking off the month of Halloween with 1988's uneven but ultimately entertaining SCARECROWS. Scott has been chomping at the bit to pick this one since the summer, and Matt almost picked it as well, so Adam had no choice but to slog through it for the sporadic but awesome gore. It's a head-scratcher of a flick, but we make the most of it, so tune in on your CB while flying in a totally believable airplane because you know what, it's Horror Movie Night!

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One Slash Wonders Live in 2015

Sun, 01 Oct 2017 14:24:00 -0000

In 2015 Scott and Matt met for the first time and record a series of 3 live panels at a small convention in West Chester. This is the final panel of the three we recorded. The Topic was discussing "One Slash Wonders" (aka horror films that should have been franchises but weren't). I hope you enjoy this bonus episode ... if you like it we will release the other two (spoiler alert, this is personally my least favorite of the 3)

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Street Trash (1987)

Fri, 29 Sep 2017 04:23:00 -0000

Thanks to multiple misguided emails about how amazing it is, we were forced to discuss the incredibly tasteless body melt pastel extravaganza Street Trash from 1987. Matt and Adam took no heed of Scott’s many warnings and now feel dirtier for having watched this pile of cinematic garbage. The director wanted to make something offensive to everyone and succeeded spectacularly… If you genuinely like this movie, please seek help. We’ll be bathing in Purell and bleach – join us, why don’t you, this week on Horror Movie Night.

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Detention (2011)

Fri, 22 Sep 2017 02:02:00 -0000

Detention is a pretty simple plot to follow, it's just your typical meta-horror/comedy about time traveling teens battling a serial killer dressed as their favorite movie character. Along the way is some mutations, body switching and magnetic bear mascot. Confused yet? Well then join the rest of us. Adam's brain has straight up shattered leaving Matt and Scott to pick up the slack and figure out what the fuck we watched this week on Horror Movie Night!

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The Granny (1995)

Fri, 15 Sep 2017 03:23:00 -0000

Take one parts Golden Girls, mash crudely with Evil Dead 2 and garnish with a bit of Tales From the Crypt, and you get this week's listener pick - 1995's The Granny! It's no Sunset Boulevard, but it does feature a once-famous actress in the titular role swearing gratuitously, huge 90s bangs, a Playboy Playmate, castration, death by fur coat, and wrestling puns. That should be enough to get anyone interested, right?? Bring the prunes, cuz we're a little backed up this week on Horror Movie Night!

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In Theaters Now: It (2017)

Sun, 10 Sep 2017 02:52:00 -0000

In this bonus episode the trio discusses 2017's IT with our friend Katie. This is currently in theaters and we talk heavy spoilers so be warned before listening.

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Shocker (1988)

Fri, 08 Sep 2017 00:15:00 -0000

Take all the good stuff you loved about A Nightmare on Elm Street, put it in a pile, and then light it on fire, THEN use all the stuff that you didn't love and make a piece of crap with an electric ghost and you still might have made a better film that Wes Craven provided in his 1989 flop Shocker. We can't decide if it makes it better or worse that the man who gave us Freddy tried to burden us with Horace Pinker the serial-killer-turned-electricity-Gremlin, but the experience is made somewhat bearable by a swearing child and sweet hair metal theme song. Be careful what you stick in the light socket this week on Horror Movie Night, you pervs!

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Arcade (1993)

Fri, 01 Sep 2017 02:14:00 -0000

Sometimes, it's hard to remember how far CGI has come, what with modern horror movies replacing real blood with stupid looking CGI blood, adding pointless, unscary scretchfaced ghosts, and making things like The Emoji Movie. But then you watch something like Arcade from 1993 and remember that things were once much, much worse. This direct-to-video gem is basically The Lawnmower Man with less Jeff Fahey and fuckmonkeys, and more Seth Green and the kid from A Christmas Story. We try to salvage this idiotic plot by having Matt's brother Brian on to bring the sanity, but instead steamroll him like the bad guy in Who Framed Roger Rabbit (which also had way better CGI than Arcade). Have we mentioned that this movie's special effects are garbage? Get your VR gear and suit up with us for this week's episode of Horror Movie Night!

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The Outing (1987)

Fri, 25 Aug 2017 02:14:00 -0000

When you think horror, do you think Robin Williams in Aladdin? If so, you're in for a treat, because we're talking killer genies with 1987's The Outing! The Wishmaster he's not, but this genie has some serious power creep going on, yet chooses the laziest, most bizarre ways to kill whomever he comes across. This is the most menacing antique lamp you've ever seen, and you'll rethink your next trip to the history museum after watching it, so strap in as we grant your deepest, darkest desires in the most idiotic ways possible on this episode of Horror Movie Night!

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Basket Case 2 (1990)

Fri, 18 Aug 2017 01:45:00 -0000

It's Matt's pick this week, and he has a long history of making the guys watch and discuss freak movies, so he went with one of his favorites, the 1990 Frank Henenlotter classic (?) Basket Case 2! We're all attached at the hip with our rollercoaster of emotions for this film, and do our best to sew ourselves together long enough to break down the intricate social commentary of this piece of cinema, as well as shower compliments on its SFX team for all the delightfully weird busts they made here. If you've ever wondered how freaks have a picnic, well you're in luck, because it's shown for about 5 minutes in this week's episode of Horror Movie Night.

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Good News Is Your Dates Are Here.... Mailbag

Wed, 16 Aug 2017 00:38:00 -0000

Hey Guys, It's been a while. Let's open about 6 months worth of fan mail!

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The Beast Within (1982)

Fri, 11 Aug 2017 02:09:00 -0000

We here at Horror Movie Night love werewolf movies, and talk about our love of werewolf movies often. So of course one of us had to pick the werecicada masterpiece that is 1982's The Beast Within! We are immediately greeted with really gross, really explicit r-stuff, then a lot of talking and pointless exposition, some weird murders off-camera, more exposition, more bad acting (though the cast is giving 110% onscreen), crazy teen-to-bug transformation, more murders, more exposition, oh and then one last bit of r-stuff to top this insane sundae off just right. No one was really happy to watch this one, but at least we could commiserate on how it made us all feel (dirty and confused). So if you want to feel like we did and/or relive what your bodies went through during puberty, strap in for this week's episode of Horror Movie Night!

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Stung (2015)

Fri, 04 Aug 2017 01:59:00 -0000

Longtime listeners know, there's one thing that always makes the hosts of Horror Movie Night happy - monster bug guts! What did you think we were going to say, you perverts? This week, Adam is called away on serious business (probably making maple syrup, eh?) so Matt and Scott go into anaphylactic shock over 2015's mutant wasp (NOT BEES) movie Stung. With no angry Canadian to keep them on topic, they spend a third of the episode talking about other mutant insects and how much better the powers they imbue their heroes with... Anything to avoid the implications of the larvae scene in this movie. Light a citronella candle and get out the Off spray, unless you want to have a giant sky demon burst forth from your mangled carcass, but hey we're not judging you here on Horror Movie Night!

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Matt Talks to Heidi Cox of 2005's Serial

Tue, 01 Aug 2017 02:18:00 -0000

At San Diego Comic Con I sat down with my friend Heidi Cox and discussed the film Serial from 2005. It's impossible to see but we're gonna try to fix that because the film is a bad movie on the level of Birdemic and the Room. Heidi was on set for a minor role as a secretary. We are also joined by Jonathan London's additional commentary. Stick around for a post-closing credits interview with Ben from SyFy Channel

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Tromeo & Juliet (1996)

Fri, 28 Jul 2017 01:50:00 -0000

Signal boost to every dude in love with his sister from another mister, the 420 Boyz are talking about one of your favorite flicks this week, the grossest Shakespeare(ish) movie ever, 1996's Tromeo and Juliet from the one and only Troma Entertainment. Matt thought he could strike gold twice with this pick, but it falls somewhere between Adam picking a movie about baby-stealing killer trees and Matt picking, well, most anything... If you've seen any Troma, you kind of know what to expect, but that doesn't mean you have to silently accept it. Grab your raisin loaf and maybe some Dramamine for this incesty romp (featuring Lemmy!) on this episode of Horror Movie Night!

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Matt talks to Jeff from Scream Factory at San Diego Comic Con 2017

Sat, 22 Jul 2017 05:02:00 -0000

Matt grabbed an interview with Jeff of Scream Factory immediately following their DVD release announcements panel. Check out some of the cool titles coming to Scream Factory to wrap up the year!

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Retroactive Episode 8: Frankenstein's Army (2013)

Fri, 21 Jul 2017 05:32:00 -0000

"There's no way they could do back-to-back Nazi zombie movie episodes....right?" WRONG. Get your surgical equipment and bullshit swastika armband back out, because the guys at HMN have another Nazi zombie flick to discuss this week, with a retroactive look back at 2013's surprisingly not terrible Frankenstein's Army. If you're like us (well, Matt and Scott, at least), then you spent a good chunk of your prepubescent days splattering Hitler-loving monsters in the classic PC shooter Wolfenstein 3-D. This film is basically that, but with better graphics. You're either going to enjoy it or be bored out of your skull, so no further explanation is necessary here. Someone get Ron Perlman on the phone and see if he wants to come bust some goose-stepping ghouls on this week's (retroactive) episode of Horror Movie Night!

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Retroactive Episode 7: Dead Snow 2: Red Vs. Dead

Fri, 14 Jul 2017 03:35:00 -0000

It's the middle of the summer, so let's cool off with a movie about partially-thawed Nazi zombies. You read that right, we actually at one time discussed Dead Snow 2: Red vs Dead (2014) and dug it out of its frosty tomb for a retroactive episode. We don't remember much about this conversation, or the movie for that matter, but rest assured, we had some stuff to complain about as always. Get ready to do it with a dead girl while enjoying the 2-packs-a-day stylings of Bonnie Tyler on this retroactive episode of Horror Movie Night!

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Hollow Man (2000)

Sat, 08 Jul 2017 04:15:00 -0000

Sometimes you cheer for the amazing work done by graphic artists in the movies you watch, and sometimes you sit in disbelief realizing that a team of people got paid to mocap Kevin Bacon's dong for an Invisible Man movie. If that doesn't paint the picture, we're discussing 2000's pointless CGI fest, Hollow Man, and boy did we not have fun. This super rapey take on the classic mad scientist story has a bunch of supposedly smart people acting like idiots, talking like Dawson's Creek characters, and screwing or bludgeoning anything with a heartbeat. Strap in and bite down on this, cuz frankly you can see right though us on this week's episode of Horror Movie Night.

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Best of Year 2

Wed, 05 Jul 2017 02:52:00 -0000

It's July 5th which means we're officially 2 years old. Check out this collection of some of our favorite moments between episode 41 and 90.

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I Know What You Did Last Summer (1997)

Sat, 01 Jul 2017 03:30:00 -0000

Maybe it's because we're 3 clueless dudes, but does covering up a murder lead to you not washing your hair for a year but still being totally cool with wearing crop tops and belly shirts? We don't know, but these are the hard-hitting questions we aggressively drive towards in this week's discussion of 1997's beautiful-people-screaming-at-nothing-and-quipping-like-it's-a-romcom Kevin Williamson slasher I Know What You Did Last Summer! The best part about this movie is that no matter how many times you watch it, the plot points and character motivations are so inscrutable and inane that your brain doesn't retain much of anything, so the killer's third act reveal is always fresh. Plus everyone is super attractive (except for the actual killer...OR IS IT). Grab your galoshes cuz this flick's slicker than a bucket of lukewarm chum and we're going to chug it on this week's Horror Movie Night!

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Monster Squad (1987)

Sat, 24 Jun 2017 01:43:00 -0000

Dracula is alive. In fact, he plans to rule the world and that is why he seeks the help of other legendary monsters. However, a bunch of kids regarded by their peers as losers uncover the devious plan and prepare for a counter strike.

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Sleepaway Camp 2 - Unhappy Campers

Sat, 17 Jun 2017 01:52:00 -0000

It's episode 99 so it should surprise no one that we went with Sleepaway Camp 2, the delightful sequel to episode 50's Sleepaway Camp - now with 100% less baseball montages! SAC2 is arguably less transphobic, less homophobic, and definitely way more boob-filled than its predecessor, but one thing remains the same...Kids these days are only trying to get someone to touch them where they pee. For this sin, all must die. Join us as we decide which grossly inventive kill is the best and wonder how every camper appears to be 25 on this week's episode of Horror Movie Night!

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The Video Dead (1987)

Sat, 10 Jun 2017 05:19:00 -0000

Do you like zombie movies? Really? In 2017? Well, OK, but even you will probably be unable to find much of value in this week's pick, the head shakingly odd direct-to-video messtorpiece The Video Dead from 1987. The guys do their best to explain the plot of a relatively plotless film, and ask questions like, "Why don't the zombies actually eat anyone?" and "Are any of these people actors?" Get the dry ice and your grandparents' vacuum tube TV set, because the HMN boys are going to reenact the one good scene from this film on this week's episode of Horror Movie Night!

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Matt talks to the Monster Squad

Sun, 04 Jun 2017 21:17:00 -0000

While at Wizard World Matt grabbed a quick chat with Ryan and Andre of Monster Squad and Squadcast. Beyond that He also shares a quick story about meeting Chuck Russell (The Blob, NOES3 Dream Warriors) and how he has no issue killing children in movies.

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An American Werewolf in Paris (1997)

Sat, 03 Jun 2017 04:32:00 -0000

The late 90s were a simpler time for Americans; we were cool with most of the world and could spend entire summers backpacking across Europe trying to do EXTREEEEEME stunts with our douchey friends and chase foreign tail without fear of incriminating photos being posted on social media. Plus, you could dress like a homeless person and still have a chance at getting laid (thanks Seattle). Yes, the 90s were pretty swell, unless you're Tom Everett Scott in 1997's An American Werewolf in Paris. Or really most of the movies he starred in during this time period. But he did get to make out with Julie Delpy and Liv Tyler, so he had that going for him. In any case, we tackle another questionable werewolf flick this week and spent more time discussing its soundtrack and quoting Dead Man on Campus than anything else, but longtime listeners will be completely unsurprised by this. Check your bungie apparatus, because it's time to get Eiffel Towered on Horror Movie Night!

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The Howling II - Your Sister is a Werewolf (1985)

Sat, 27 May 2017 03:54:00 -0000

We joke a lot about coke-fueled 80s cinema, but we may have finally found the ultimate example of what a drug fever dream could lead to - 1985's insane lycanthrope 'n little people extravaganza, Howling 2: Your Sister Is A Werewolf! Between the shots of Christopher Lee smirking in a pair of awkward new wave sunglasses, on-top-of-the-clothes love scenes while the whole town smells sex in the air like creeps, werewolf threesomes, threats of forced werewolf oral and possibly pervy gargoyle staffs, Stiran struts around in as little pleather as humanly possible in what looks like reused heavy metal video shoots. This just scratches the surface of the depths this film sinks to, in the most ridiculous ways possible. We hope you like Devo, because the house band sure seems to on this episode of Horror Movie Night!

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The Invisible Maniac (1990)

Fri, 19 May 2017 21:32:00 -0000

Some days, life really gets you down. No one believes you're a scientific genius, your coworkers laugh at you, you're chased by the friendliest wild dog ever... All because your mom caught you using your telescope to watching the neighbor girl strip down erotically to 50s music when you were a child. What's a guy to do?! Maybe inject himself with invisibility serum and molest his way through the remedial physics class at the local high school? Yeah, that sounds like a plan! If you haven't guessed, we watched 1990's The Invisible Maniac, and IT. WAS. AMAZING. If you're not hyped for this episode, there's no saving you, so you might as well choke on this subway sandwich here, cuz that's how we roll (while invisible) on Horror Movie Night!

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Return of the Living Dead Part 3 (1993)

Fri, 12 May 2017 23:45:00 -0000

We here at Horror Movie Night understand that our listeners are a diverse group, so what's a little innocent neceophilia between friends? In honor of you delightful deviants, we're talking about arguably the sexiest zombie flick ever - or at least from the 90s - Return of the Living Dead III from 1993! This pick harkens back to our recent commentary track for Bride of Re-Animator, as director Brian Yuzna wanted more screen time for the Bride and wrote this as a sort of spiritual successor. Thanks, Mr. Yuzna, we love ya! Hope you're hungry again, because racist stereotypes and DIY body mods are on the menu for this week's episode of Horror Movie Night!

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Freddy's Dead: The Final Nightmare (1991) - Live at Brickwall Tavern

Sat, 06 May 2017 05:53:00 -0000

As you may have gathered from our Jason Takes Manhattan episode, we did a live taping recently after Monster Mania 36; in the likelihood that you, dear listeners, weren't able to make it to the live show, we were thoughtful/sadistic enough to tape the show, and this week's episode is the second half of our set, in which we lovingly eviscerate 1991's ironically-named "final" installment in the NOES franchise, Freddy's Dead: The Final Nightmare! The hits come faster and harder than Breckin Meyer doing bong rips, so get yourself a drink and fire up your Powerglove for another episode of Horror Movie Night!

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Stay Alive (2005)

Sat, 29 Apr 2017 00:12:00 -0000

Whoever said that gamer nerds would never live through a horror movie? We're not sure either, but they were pretty spot with their predictions. This week, we are joined by the incredibly knowledgeable Liz Finnegan of The Escapist to discuss Frankie Muniz's agent's terrible decision-making skills and the unbelievable game mechanics In the 2005 video game ghost killer flick Stay Alive. Liz and Adam chew the pixelated fat over horror games while Matt and Scott try to keep up and not sound dumb. It's time for a good old fashioned LAN party, so bring the Doritos and Mountain Dew for this week's episode of Horror Movie Night! Oh, and the virgin blood for the ghost of Madam Bathory, how could we forget?

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The Blob (1988)

Sat, 22 Apr 2017 04:33:00 -0000

It's Friday night, you're a high school football star, and you have a hot date with the pretty-but-takes-no-shit head cheerleader - what do you do?? Probably get eaten within the first 15 minutes by a mutated bacteria that was shot into space and has now crash-landed and gruesomely begun dissolving your friends one by one, that's what... If you haven't guessed, this week's film is none other than the fantastic 1988 remake of The Blob! For once, your hosts are in agreement that this movie rules, and spend most of the episode excitedly fawning over the gross ways the blob digests half the town. If you have the stomach for it, meet us at the local diner, but beware the clogged kitchen sink (that's totally not up to code and we hope they have an inspector come write them up once the blob-crystal cleanup is done but what if the inspector got killed in all of the commotion and now health violations will run rampant?) this week on Horror Movie Night!

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Critters 2: The Main Course (1988)

Sat, 15 Apr 2017 04:33:00 -0000

We here at Horror Movie Night believe in the sanctity of religion, so on this extra special Easter episode, we want to discuss the holy cycle of death and rebirth by watching a guy in a bunny suit get eaten crotch-first by monster hedgehogs and then crash through a church's stained glass window as parishioners in their Easter best scream in terror. That's right, we're talking about Critters 2 from 1988! What better way to celebrate the end of Lenten fasting than by gorging yourself on humans and the occasional frozen hamburger pile as you and your bros combine to form a gigantic ball of fuzzy murder teeth? Maybe the topless shapeshifting bounty hunter that looks like a Playoy model and has a very phallic-looking laser gun (if you're into that sort of thing). Rejoice, as Crites have risen on this holy day, or (Horror Movie) night, I guess?

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Friday the 13th Part 8 - Jason Takes Manhattan (Live at Brickwall Tavern)

Sat, 08 Apr 2017 04:46:00 -0000

If there's one thing the world of horror needs, it's a movie where an undead killer stalks teenagers on a boat that can teleport from a closed lake to the open ocean. Really, there MUST be a market for that, right? To the people clambering for such a film, we bestow upon you this live discussion of Friday the 13th VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan (1989), taped at the Brickwall Tavern in Burlington, New Jersey - that's close enough to NYC, right? Matt and Scott are joined by punk rock supervillain Johnny Neutrino, whose last name Matt battles the entire episode. If you missed the HMN crew at Monster Mania 36, here's your chance to get in on that strangely bloodless teen-killing massacre of a weekend. You're at a bar with friends and weirdos are on stage making somewhat inappropriate jokes, better make it a double for this week's (live) episode of Horror Movie Night!

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The Curse 2 - The Bite (1986)

Sat, 01 Apr 2017 01:00:00 -0000

You ever watch a movie where someone's hand is mutating into a crazy snake monster and just think to yourself, "dude shouldn't have jacked it so much..."? No? Well this week you may find yourself thinking just that as we wrap ourselves around the sequel-in-name-only Curse 2: The Bite (1989). Screaming Mad George isn't a guest on this episode, but Matt does his best impression of him and if you close your eyes and dip your hand in a bowl of room-temperature KY, it feels like he's really there! Bring your weird Amish accent and terrible singing voice, we'll be downing all the fly-beers we can stomach on this week's Horror Movie Night!

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Ice Cream Man (1995)

Fri, 24 Mar 2017 23:25:00 -0000

Lactose intolerant listeners, beware: this movie stinks more then your bedroom at night after drinking a whole milkshake... It's been far too long since our favorite weirdo has graced us with his onscreen presence, so we struggled through Clint Howard's "acting" in 1995's The Ice Cream Man. There's implied cannibalism, malpractice lawsuits everywhere, oh and Cool Chris from Punchline quoting the douchey older brother's best lines! Seriously, Chris Fafalios is our guest, and we're on our best behavior. Kinda. Get your oral fixation under control with a push pop or rocket pop and settle in for another creamy episode of Horror Movie Night! Episode Ends with No Stopping Us off Punchline's album THRILLED

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Rawhead Rex (1986)

Fri, 17 Mar 2017 03:14:00 -0000

This St. Paddy's, we're taking a trip to the Emerald Isle to do battle with a pagan wrestling god in the form of a walking dick joke in Clive Barker's second attempt at not getting screwed by a studio - 1986's RAWHEAD REX! The plot is incoherent, the acting abysmal, and the rubber suited monster incredibly ineffectual, but that's all right, because we have a screaming, insane priest chewing every goddamn scene and we're going to take full advantage of the situation. Get ready for your 98 degree baptism, because we drank all the communal wine on this week's episode of Horror Movie Night!

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Live at Monster Mania Bonus Episode

Wed, 15 Mar 2017 01:32:00 -0000

This past weekend Scott and Matt attended Monster Mania 36 and while we were there decided to record some content. We talk about the convention, interview a girl who made the walrus suit for Tusk and go on Facebook Live. We answer some of your questions on Facebook Live covering such topics as "What would we cosplay as", "Favorite John Cusack movie" and "what horror movie would we turn into a musical". You can only find the answers by listening!

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The Lawnmower Man (1992)

Fri, 10 Mar 2017 14:08:00 -0000

This week continues our streak of godawful early 90s sci-fi/horror as we dive brainfirst into a new technology called VIRTUAL REALITY and immediately get to cybering with any warm body nearby. That's right, we're discussing 1992's not-a-Stephen-King-adaption-even-if-the-posters-say-it-is The Lawnmower Man, and we have help from our new buddy, Jesse Cornett! Jesse, or as we like to call him, The Golden Voice, is an established podcaster himself and decided to slumbit with us for 45 minutes as we barely discuss the incomprehensible garbage that constituted a Stephen King adaption in the early 90s. We also discuss Jesse's set-upon wife, who watched this drek with him, and his Kickstarter campaign for an ongoing animated horror anthology show called Chilling Tales For Dark Nights. Come get your mind ripped apart by the Digital Godhead known as Jeff Fahey's hair, and enjoy the soothing tones of Jesse Cornett's Golden Voice on this week's installment of Horror Movie Night!

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Project Metalbeast (1995)

Sat, 04 Mar 2017 04:03:00 -0000

Get this... sniiiiiff ok, a werewolf, right? With skin as strong as steel! A literal metal beast! Everyone in agreement? Great, let me call my dealer, we're going up need more snow than Aspen to film this... Is probably how storyboarding went for this week's movie, 1995's Project: Metalbeast. Of all the coke-fueled cinematic romps we've endured, this may be both the most absurd AND the most straightforward. Not necessarily a compliment in this context, but we make the most of it, as we always do, so prepare yourself for silver bullets, cryosleep and totally believable scentific advancement of skin graft technology on this episode of Horror Movie Night!

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The Frighteners (1996)

Sat, 25 Feb 2017 05:46:00 -0000

It's been far too long since the 420 Boyz discussed ghost sex, so they went ahead and dove soul-first into 1996's supremely entertaining Peter Jackson outing The Frighteners! When your film stars the Re-Animator, Marty McFly, Gomez Addams, ET's mom and Jake Busey's teeth, and is the reason the LOTR movies get made, you know it's going to be a good time. We promise not to carve 69 into your forehead as long as you join us for another episode of Horror Movie Night!

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The Stuff (1985)

Sat, 18 Feb 2017 04:03:00 -0000

Pull up a chair and sit down for a wholesome meal of lukewarm marshmallow fluff with a side of conspicuous consumption, because this week, the HMN boys are devouring 1985's deliciously dumb The Stuff! Between mouthfuls of questionably-sourced goo, the guys get stuck on kids ruining supermarkets, corporate greed, and Michael Moriarty's Southern drawl. Kill all the bad things inside you with another episode of Horror Movie Night!

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Body Melt (1993)

Sat, 11 Feb 2017 06:56:00 -0000

Pop your health pills and melt those pounds away because this week we're joined by our good friend Kannon to discuss 1993's Body Melt. We would call this a bad movie but the word movie would imply that there is a plot line to be followed. Body Melt is just a collection of ideas spliced together with the hopes that it makes sense, unfortunately it doesn't. Join us while we suffer through the stages of Body Melt this week.

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Nightmare on Elm Street 2: Freddy's Revenge (1985)

Sat, 04 Feb 2017 03:24:00 -0000

Release the person faced hounds and pull your Probe board game out of your closet because this week the trio is talking about one of the most infamously homoerotic horror films of all time... "Nightmare on Elm Street 2: Freddy's Revenge". We break down the subtler moments of S&M bar crashing, Mark Patton's dreamy eyes and the true story of the man inside. Join us won't you for Horror Movie Night!

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Hell Comes to Frogtown (1988)

Sat, 28 Jan 2017 04:22:00 -0000

It's good to know that after the bombs fall and half of the world is mutated into weird, pervy amphibians, we'll have someone like Rowdy Roddy Piper to repopulate the planet with his incredible sperm - or at least, that's the way things go in this week's pick, 1988's post-apocalyptic, post-consent fever dream Hell Comes to Frogtown. Here's a question for you listeners, why would frog-people have an entire city in the middle of the desert? Wouldn't that be terrible for creatures that have evolved to live in both water and on land? We have more questions, but few answers, so come share our bewilderment this week on Horror Movie Night!

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From Beyond (1986)

Sat, 21 Jan 2017 04:19:00 -0000

Listeners, welcome to a new world - one where exposure to too many horror podcasts leads to a skinny little wiener popping out of your foreheads and everyone getting drenched in authentic KY Jelly(tm). There's also some odd sexual side effects, but hey, you're getting some, so don't complain. This week's pick is the delightfully gooey and weird From Beyond (1986), starring Jeffrey Combs, Barbara Crampton, and Bubba the Ex-Football Player. If this intro doesn't get you primed for action, then we don't know what will... Hope you don't mind some light bondage, and oh, the safe word is Horror Movie Night!

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The Deadly Spawn (1983)

Fri, 13 Jan 2017 22:33:00 -0000

If the creeping dread of another Cold War hasn't quite hit you yet, the HMN boys will get you there with 1983's low budget, killer-alien-in-a-meteorite The Deadly Spawn! This homage (well, more pastiche, really) to the alien monster heyday of the 1950s spent all of its money on creature effects (which are awesome, despite what Adam may think) and then hired people off the street to get eaten by weird hungry tadpoles. Don't go in your swampy, disgusting basement, cuz it's Horror Movie Night, comrade!

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Suburban Commando (1991)

Sat, 07 Jan 2017 00:46:00 -0000

Hey brother, we watched you flex your 24 inch pythons and vote for the one non-horror film of the year for us to tackle, and you now get to ledgrop aliens all over the place while we discuss the Hulkster's 1991 sci-if comedy Suburban Commando! You better have said your prayers, taken your vitamins and done the right thing, cuz the Hulk's bad weave is coming to your spare bedroom, keeping it safe from litigenous grease monkeys, bad bosses and intergalactic warlords. If you're not feeling these colorful Hammer pants, well too bad, it's standard issue, soldier, on this episode of Horror Movie Night!

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HMN Trivia Game #1

Sun, 01 Jan 2017 15:20:00 -0000

Happy New Year! Enjoy our first bonus episode of 2017 where we have a battle of wits to determine who knows the most horror trivia. Hosted by Meghan!

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New Years Evil (1980)

Sat, 31 Dec 2016 12:32:00 -0000

2016 has been a real crap year, so of course it needs to end with an equally crappy horror movie about an totally-unmasked killer stalking women to kill as midnight rings in each timezone! That's right, the boys are ringing in the new year with 1980s New Years Eeeeeeeeeeevil. This film is what you'd imagine a quaalude nap at Studio 54 felt like, though there would've probably been a ton more nudity there too, so really, that's a lame example anyway. Nevermind, we have eeeeeeeevil to discuss, so if you're really eeeeeeeeeevil, put on your best Christmas-ribbon dress, slap some rouge across that eeeeeeevil face, and LISTEN. TO. THE REPLAY on the first Horror Movie Night of 2017!

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Elves (1989)

Sat, 24 Dec 2016 07:03:00 -0000

It's Christmas Eve and boy do we have a surprise for you... We dug deep in our bag of podcast magic and pulled out a very special episode for you, full of Nazis, Grizzly Adams, and of course incest. That's right, this week's episode is the abysmal Xmassacre ELVES from 1989! Put on your Santa hat and draw some swastikas on your boobs/moobs as the guys wind their way through the celluloid insanity on display here. There are truly no words for this film, but HMN tries real hard to fill in the awkward silence. Happy holidays and watch out for grandpa, it's a very merry Horror Movie Xmas Night!

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The Last Slumber Party (1988)

Sat, 17 Dec 2016 06:13:00 -0000

Linda, Tracy, and Chris are a trio of teenage girls who decide to celebrate the last day of high school by having a slumber party at Linda's house. A few guys also show up to further enhance the merry festivities. However, things take a turn for the worse when a homicidal maniac who has just escaped from a mental hospital crashes the bash.

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Student Bodies (1981)

Sat, 10 Dec 2016 01:44:00 -0000

Wake up to a dream within a dream about a mouthbreathing, galoshes-wearing, teen-killing weirdo that may just be your body's reaction to a bad chili dog from the cafeteria, cuz the HMN boys are taking on the ORIGINAL meta horror comedy, 1980s Student Bodies. On this day, we are all nonsensical murderers with a cold, poking fun at the first wave of slasher flicks and the dumb character decisions we all love to hate. Grab some paper clips and your second- favorite handicapped janitor for this week's Horror Movie Night!

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Prison (1987)

Sat, 03 Dec 2016 13:57:00 -0000

In true Horror Movie Night style, the guys are kicking off the holiday season with a film whose themes include (but are not limited to): prison, death penalty, alcoholism, bigotry, prison rape, trucker hats, and the ever-present electric ghost. That's right, we're talking Renny Harlin's 1988 diamond in the rough PRISON! If you ever wondered what Aragorn was doing before that idiot Frodo came along, or what Deebo was up to on Thursday, this is the movie for you. Burn your bedding but keep the trucker hat, cuz it's getting hot in solitary this week on Horror Movie Night!

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R.O.T.O.R. (1987)

Sat, 26 Nov 2016 04:34:00 -0000

If you thought that ROBOCOP was too believable and MANIAC COP's story was too easy to follow, then boy do the guys have a movie for you! This week, Adam throws the group into robot karate class with 1987's inscrutable cyborg crimefighting cringer R.O.T.O.R. Unsure why all the strongly-worded suggestions against this pick went unheeded, Matt and Scott grasp at their fraying sanity as Adam teaches his mustache jujitsu. It's about as 80s action cinema as you can get, so bring your C4 to the newest episode of Horror Movie Night!

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Deathgasm (2015)

Sat, 19 Nov 2016 05:17:00 -0000

Do you like metal?? This movie may or may not be metal! It's not necessarily good metal, but yeah, the central theme is more or less "metal" - of course we're talking about 2015's NZ shredfest Deathgasm! You can tell the protagonist is totally metal by his Trivium posters... Super duper metal, guys. He realizes the whole town has figured out what a poser he is, so he summons a demon to steal everyone's souls and their ability to tell him he needs to practice more. Let's just say he's no Slumber Party Massacre II Driller Killer, all right? Get your corpse paint and nail gauntlets, we're heading out into the woods to shoot a lofi black metal video, because that's how we roll on Horror Movie Night!

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We're Not Terrible Mailbag

Wed, 16 Nov 2016 05:30:00 -0000

Holy Bonus Episode Batman! The trio sits down and reads a few emails for listeners letting us know that we're not as terrible as we think we are. I'm not sure how it happens but we end up on a long tangent about movies Matt forced people to watch in college.

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Phantasm 2 (1988)

Sat, 12 Nov 2016 06:54:00 -0000

What better way to ignore the inescapable dread of real life than with a horror movie that makes almost no sense?? This week, Scott picked 1988's Phantasm II (another sequel that's arguably better than its predecessor), and promptly spent 30 minutes trying to explain to Matt and Adam why it's awesome. Spoiler alert, they don't agree. Idiots. So grab your quad-shot sawed off and dwarf actors' union application, it's Horror Movie Night!

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Terror Toons (2002)

Sat, 05 Nov 2016 05:49:00 -0000

What hell hath HMN wrought? Upon Matt's insistence, a fan submission and our better judgment, the guys suffered through 2002's z-grade abomination Terror Toons. Watching this made one host giddy, while the others cursed the inventors of green screens and their own births. Hold onto your insane fake boobs and your nu metal CD binder, it's another episode of Horror Movie Night!

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Saturday Morning Nightmares Episode 1: "The Haunted Mask"

Mon, 31 Oct 2016 03:46:00 -0000

Happy Halloween From Horror Movie Night! This year we wanted to celebrate with a bonus episode of our new series Saturday Nightmares! If we achieve our Patreon goal this will be one of two monthly bonus shows. Saturday Nightmares finds Matt, Adam and Scott discussing episodes of children horror shows from the 90's. We kick off the new series with the Halloween-centric debut episode of Goosebumps "The Haunted Mask"

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Ernest Scared Stupid (1991)

Fri, 28 Oct 2016 01:42:00 -0000

It's Halloweentime again at the old HMN place, and the guys have once again agreed to subject themselves to an appropriately questionable kids' movie in honor of the best day of the freakin' year - this time around, it's Ernest Scared Stupid from 1991. It's no Spaced Invaders, but Adam and Scott have reservations, while Matt is, as usual, awashed in a golden shower of nostalgia. Bust out your miak, troll boogers, and weird multi-costume expositional montages, it's the annual Horror Movie Night Halloween episode!

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Basket Case (1982)

Sat, 22 Oct 2016 06:50:00 -0000

Brothers can be such a pain... Always needing rides everywhere, always bugging you telepathically while you're on a date, eating 10 gross hamburgers in a sitting, hiding in the toilet; you know, typical brother stuff. The HMN brothers-from-different-mothers try to keep a lid on Frank Henenlotter's 1982 cult classic Basket Case in this week's episode, even though one of their ranks has been chopped in half by a homemade saw device that has the police stumped. If you're rolling around in your brother's girlfriend's guts, you know what time it is - it's Horror Movie Night!

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The Island of Dr. Moreau (1996)

Sat, 15 Oct 2016 03:55:00 -0000

Well, it must be Adam's week to pick a movie, because nothing else could explain the inextricable and excruciating experience endured by your hosts at the hands of 1996's Island of Dr. Moreau. The excellent documentary Lost Souls makes an appearance wearing the same clothes as Marlin Brando while stealing the show. Come WILSON with the rest of the castaways on Horror Movie Night!

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Halloween 4 - Return of Michael Myers (1988)

Sat, 08 Oct 2016 01:16:00 -0000

The leaves are changing, pumpkins are ready for carving, and your hosts are taking over the October picks, starting with 1988's Halloween 4! Leave your love of John Carpenter at the door, as he pretty much had nothing to do with this film. Dust off your clown costumes (hello, relevant!), it's October on Horror Movie Night!

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The Toxic Avenger (1984)

Sat, 24 Sep 2016 01:54:00 -0000

Life got you down? Can't seem to get ahead at work? Girlfriend not letting you commit vehicular homicide as often as you'd like? Dweeb at the gym getting in the way of your regular regimen of benchpressing, karate and cigarettes? If everything is stressin' you out, man, Uncle Llyodie's got a present for you - the HMN boys are bringing you their sludge-covered two cents on Troma's 1986 B-grade masterpiece The Toxic Avenger! The guys are decked out in their best sissy stuff and are ready for some action in the locker room, join them and get slimed on another episode of Horror Movie Night!

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Evil Ed (1997)

Sat, 17 Sep 2016 04:34:00 -0000

We heard you like head explosions - here's a movie with one in the first scene! The guys burn their way through 1995's splatter quasi-commentary Evil Ed, while ruminating about their own dark futures if they continue down their current path. Oh, and Bill Moseley's voice. Grab an umbrella, because loose limbs are falling like manna from heaven this week on Horror Movie Night!

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Jack Frost 2 - Revenge of the Mutant Killer Snowman (2000)

Sat, 10 Sep 2016 03:33:00 -0000

It's a random, humid evening in September, perfect for watching a Christmas horror film about a killer snowman and the dumbasses he terrorizes on a tropical resort island. We're apparently barbecuing, because Adam is back on the sauce and picking 2000's direct-to-the-$2-Walmart-bin crapshoot Jack Frost 2: Revenge of the Mutant Killer Snowman! Kick back with a piña colada, soak up the sun, and get pummeled with wave after wave of crushing regret for letting your cohost subject you to this pointless, awful dreck. Just don't engage in any mouth play with your ice cubes or your head might explode on this week's episode of Horror Movie Night!

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Maniac Cop (1988)

Fri, 02 Sep 2016 14:47:00 -0000

The masses have spoken, and we have answered: we bestow upon you a parable of prolonged police persecution in the bustling beaurocracy of the burgeoning Big Apple, also known as 1988's Maniac Cop! Highlights are Bruce Campbell and the lady cop's undercover prostitute hair; definitely not the plot. Cross the thin blue line, thrill me and borrow your cellmate's shank, it's Horror Movie Night!

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Ghoulies II (1988)

Sat, 27 Aug 2016 03:24:00 -0000

Remember the days when you were scared to use the toilet? When you you were certain there was something evil lurking just below the porcelain bowl, waiting....just waiting...to EAT. YOUR. BUTT. Feels like yesterday to the HMN boys (and probably WAS yesterday for at least one of them). Join them this week as they discuss 1988's Ghoulies II! Bring your drunk uncle, your stripper with a heart of gold, and your bigger monster to defeat the smaller monsters, cuz it's another carnival-themed episode of Horror Movie Night!

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Dark Ride (2007)

Sat, 20 Aug 2016 04:25:00 -0000

Are you ready for a group of insufferable teens (?) to get mutilated creatively by a ridiculous plot twist? If not, too bad, because this week, we're talking Killer Karnivals From Outta Jersey, also known as 2006's DARK RIDE! Adam and Scott have so many questions, but Matt and the writers of this film ain't answering. Turn on all the lights, ignore the sticky body fluids that have been spilled all over the floor, and hop on this ride, cuz it's Horror Movie Night!

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Drag Me To Hell (2009)

Sat, 13 Aug 2016 03:32:00 -0000

We hope you're hungry, because we're serving up a big helping of the grossest stuff you can imagine being spewed into your open mouth with Sam Raimi's delectable 2009 outing, Drag Me To Hell! Does Justin Long redeem himself for his Tusk-y crimes? Find out on this episode of Horror Movie Night!

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The Guardian (1990)

Fri, 05 Aug 2016 14:23:00 -0000

Sometimes there are directors who truly can do no wrong. Their careers are chock full of great films executed flawlessly... The director of The Exorcist is not one of those people, as evidenced by Adam's pick this week: 1990's baby-stealing opus The Guardian! The guys have a lot of criticism for the 90 minutes of film on either side of the biker gang deaths at the spooky tree, as they're all too jaded to be swayed by baby-crazy naked witches. Come bathe in front of your shirtless employer on a new episode of Horror Movie Night!

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Drive Thru (2007)

Fri, 29 Jul 2016 13:19:00 -0000

Have you ever scraped the bottom of the grease barrel at a minimum-wage, burger-flipping, hate-your-life job? Watching this week's film was a lot like that. The guys chew their way through 2007's killer clown flick Drive Thru, leaving them with a gross taste in their mouths and a case of the runs like you wouldn't believe. Bring your awful fashion choices and inappropriate racial slurs, as we troll an ICP wannabe, cuz that's how we roll on Horror Movie Night!

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Retroactive Episode 6: Phantom of the Paradise (1974)

Tue, 19 Jul 2016 13:49:00 -0000

This week, the guys are digging an oldie but goodie out of the archives and watching from the rafters as their past selves discuss Brian De Palma's inimitable 1974 rock opera Phantom of the Paradise! If you've followed the show in any capacity, odds are you've heard this film brought up at least once, and here is the seed of HMN's collective obsession. Fall in love with Plain Jane, get your teeth knocked out, your voicebox smashed and your face horribly disfigured by a record press, then try to foil your abuser's sexy plot on this week's retroactive episode of Horror Movie Night!

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Terrorvision (1986)

Fri, 15 Jul 2016 04:47:00 -0000

Holy tomato, we're heading back to the days of paper classified ads, genuine interest in music videos, and the seductive lure of satellite television! That's right, we're going intergalactic and eating everything with 1986's TerrorVision. The French exchange student from Better Off Dead, the Wolfman from Monster Squad, and Beef from Phantom of the Paradise do their best to avoid becoming space monster poop, and the HMN guys do their best to find something, anything critical to say about this charming 80s time capsule. Now, mother's going to make you take your pill so we can all enjoy Horror Movie Night!

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Dolls (1987)

Sat, 09 Jul 2016 15:15:00 -0000

If you've ever dreamed of your terrible father and stepmother being dismembered by an 8-foot-tall, remorseless teddy bear, then this week's pick is for you! Matt picked Dolls (1987) so that he could talk about how great this early draft of How I Met Your Mother is. He also wanted to talk about the trash punk girls with bad teeth. We think. Hold onto your porcelain eyes, it's another episode of Horror Movie Night!

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Best of Year 1

Tue, 05 Jul 2016 00:11:00 -0000

Today is the one year anniversary of Horror Movie Night, and what better way to celebrate than to frankenstein some of the best moments from past year into a supercut of embarrassment, drunkenness and awkward shouting?! If you're new to the podcast, this is your chance to learn the inside jokes and strange mannerisms of your hosts without slogging through 50 episodes. Sit back, crack a cold one and assume the position - it's Horror Movie Night's first bday!

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Sleepaway Camp (1983)

Sat, 02 Jul 2016 03:22:00 -0000

Welcome to Episode 50 of Horror Movie Night! We all survived our first year and haven't gone on too many murderous rampages yet, and for our anniversary, we discussed the fantastic camp slasher SLEEPAWAY CAMP from 1983. Matt is overjoyed that he's surrounded by so much young fresh chicken, Scott is hoping to score with counselor Meg on her night off, and Adam is just hanging out in the background pumping iron. Let your hair down and get some head by the lake - it's Horror Movie Night's 50th episode!

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Willard (2003)

Sat, 18 Jun 2016 13:07:00 -0000

If you're a regular listener to the show, it's likely you have spent at least one quiet evening at home surrounded by hordes of feral rats. This week is your week, as the guys get torn up by 2003's Willard! Things get Crispin Glover-level weird and everyone thinks of ways to take the air out of their jerk boss's sports car tires- bring some snacks and don't worry about dropping any crumbs (the rat-bros will handle cleanup), it's Horror Movie Night!

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Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2 (1987)

Sat, 11 Jun 2016 02:17:00 -0000

Have you ever been fever-dreamed that one of the most beloved horror films of all time got a sequel that was so head-scratchingly bad, the writer/director even apologized for it? Well, we're here to tell you that was no fever-dream, it was Tobe Hooper's insane 1986 bucket of guts and bullshit, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre II! The guys choke down this long-awaited discussion, and try their best to not think too hard on Leatherface's chainsaw hip thrusts. The saw is family on Horror Movie Night!

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Frankenhooker (1990)

Fri, 03 Jun 2016 02:54:00 -0000

WANT A PODCAST? LOOKIN FOR COMPANY? LIKE CAPS LOCK? HOW ABOUT 1990'S FRANKENHOOKER? This week, the guys get elbow deep in giant crack rocks and purple goo, and discuss Matt's romantic evening plans, Adam's scientific proclivities, and Scott's ongoing obsession with head explosions. Got any money? It's Horror Movie Night!

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Forbidden Zone (1980)

Sat, 28 May 2016 02:24:00 -0000

This week's episode reveals a dark truth of this world, that there are 2 types of people on Earth: those that like 1980's Forbidden Zone, and those that have taste. Matt picked this one, so that basically answers that question (if there was any doubt), and surprisingly, Scott is the most verbally abusive person on the show for once, while Adam is uncharacteristically ambivalent. This is the power of Danny "Satan-guy" Elfman. Bring your blackface and incessant need to hump strangers, it's Horror Movie Night!

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Munchies (1987)

Sat, 21 May 2016 14:03:00 -0000

Hey Millenials! You like Gremlins, right?? Of course you do! Critters? Well, duh! How about the K-Mart spawn of both franchises thrown in a blender with some funky 8-tracks, the Pee-Wee's Playhouse DVD set, and an economy-sized bottle of Viagra? Take a sip of that, it probably tastes like 1987's Munchies! The guys tear this one apart, which inevitably lead to a number of (thankfully) less sexually-charge, more kid-friendly sequels. Hope you're hungry, cuz it's Horror Movie Night!

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Death Becomes Her (1992)

Sat, 14 May 2016 06:01:00 -0000

So a blonde, a brunette and a redhead walk into a mansion full of supposedly-dead celebrities... Wait, is that how the joke goes? It's probably funnier when Bruce Willis tells it in 1992's shoulda-been-a-Tales-From-the-Crypt-installment Death Becomes Her. This week is special because everyone pretty much agrees that this movie rules, even Adam - IT'S A MIRACLE! Come on you apes, you wanna live forever?? It's Horror Movie Night!

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Hello Mary Lou - Prom Night II (1987)

Sat, 07 May 2016 04:13:00 -0000

Hop in your fliptop, grab your best girl and pin her up on Lovers' Lane, because this week, the guys are going steady with 1987's Hello Mary Lou: Prom Night II! Matt is the square Mary Lou is dating, Adam is the one she's hooking up with backstage at the prom, and Scott is somewhere writing songs about it all. This barely-related sequel to the Jamie Lee Curtis vehicle original has religious parents, teen pregnancy, daddy-daughter tenderness and one of the podcast's favorite topics: ghost sex. Your tux better be pressed and the corsage cooling in the fridge, because it's Horror Movie Prom Night...2!

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Stagefright (2014)

Sat, 30 Apr 2016 03:54:00 -0000

Hey theater geeks, do you feel like you've been underrepresented in horror films? Do you demand to be killed off like the jocks that make your life miserable and the beautiful 27-year-old high school girls who won't give you the time of day? Then look no further than this week's pick, the sleek 2014 remake of Stage Fright! The guys are divided, as Matt and Scott were theater kids in their younger days and Adam was probably out smoking behind the school (or wherever kids go to do their tick-mutating marijuana cigarettes in Canada). There are spontaneous dance numbers, brutal murders, and some pretty obvious connections to Todd & the Book of Pure Evil. What more could you ask for? It's Horror Movie Night!

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Ticks (1993)

Sat, 23 Apr 2016 02:38:00 -0000

You kids and your suburban problems. You know what you need? A trip to the woods to rough it a little. Nevermind the pervy locals and weed-crazed bugs, you just need a change of scenery. Who's ready to grill? The guys are discussing 1993's gooey giant bloodsucking bug flick Ticks this week, and all of the burning marijuana plants and extreme close-ups of Clint Howard push Matt, Adam and Scott to the brink of sanity. Lose your mind on another installment of Horror Movie Night!

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The St. Francisvlle Experiment (2000)

Sat, 16 Apr 2016 16:23:00 -0000

Do you have a crappy handheld camera and vague reason for believing in ghosts? Of course you do! Bring your lace choker and bad haircuts as we subject ourselves to 2000's The St. Francisville Experiment. Matt and Adam wonder why Scott advocated for this listener pick, and Scott spends most of the episode apologizing for it. We hope you're not scared of farts, because they're in abundance on this week's Horror Movie Night!

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Retroactive Episode 5: Horns (2013)

Sat, 09 Apr 2016 03:53:00 -0000

Well folks, it's time to dredge up the sins of the past with another retroactive episode of Horror Movie Night. This one takes us back to Stephen King's, er, Joe Hill's cinematically adapted (and eviscerated) Horns. Harry Potter fans died inside just about as much as we did while watching this one, and our fury is similar in scope and depth as Daniel Heathcliff's character here, who one day wakes up with hard protrusions he can't explain. Sounds a lot like every morning for the HMN guys...

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The Brain (1988)

Sat, 02 Apr 2016 01:01:00 -0000

All right, ya hosers, it's time to tighten that grip on your hockey sticks and Molsons, because the guys are traversing the wrinkles in the script of 1988's Canadian sci-fi horror romp The Brain! Ironically, Adam hates the fruit of his country's labors (well, maybe not that ironic, he hates everything), but at least Matt and Scott have some glowing praise for this low-budget, alien-filled car chase. The guys suggest crowd-funding the last $5 for The Brain's budget, so bring your loonies to Horror Movie Night!

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Blood Diner (1987)

Sat, 26 Mar 2016 14:25:00 -0000

What would you do if a brain in a jar was calling the shots? You'd open a vegetarian cafe that actually serves the ground-up flesh of your victims. This week, the guys wade through various limbs and bodily fluids in search of something worthwhile in 1987's Blood Diner. This Troma reject gets the deluxe treatment, and then the guys go their separate ways to shower in bleach. Don't order the pea soup, it's Horror Movie Night!

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Evilspeak (1981)

Sat, 19 Mar 2016 04:12:00 -0000

Ever wondered what Mean Girls would be like if it the genders were switched, it took place in 1980 and the Mathletes are swapped for a satanic computer program? Of course you did, and for your mental troubles, we decided to discuss Evilspeak, starring the one and only Clint Howard. Get ready to compare 3 1/2 inch floppies in the shower, it's Horror Movie Night!

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Leprechaun 3 (1995)

Sat, 12 Mar 2016 04:28:00 -0000

The luck of the Irish totally snubbed Adam this week, and instead of watching 1995's evil munchkin-fest Leprechaun 3, he watched the original and then overslept. Matt and Scott snagged his missing shilling, picked up a hitchhiking magician's assistant and hit the jenkiest place on the Strip. Shitty limericks abound and the guys try their best to be witty without Adam's unique perspective on all things potato-and-booze related. In the words of Vince Vaughn - it's Horror Movie Night, baby... Horror Movie Night!

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Tourist Trap (1979)

Sat, 05 Mar 2016 04:59:00 -0000

It's time to pack up your bathing suits, beach hats and beer money, cuz we're heading to SPRING BREAK WOOO with this week's pick, 1979's cult classic Tourist Trap! We are joined by Brian Burger (of Jennifer Help Us fame) and everyone but Adam has a blast talking about screaming mannequin heads, murderous mannequin bodies and sexy mannequin singing. Let's hit the ol' swimmin' hole while its geriatric owner pervs on us, it's Horror Movie Night!

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People Under The Stairs (1991)

Sat, 27 Feb 2016 06:42:00 -0000

Hey all you PUTSes (that's short for People Under the Stairs...es), no need to fight over the scraps of human flesh thrown to you by your gross incest-y captors, cuz this week we're discussing YOU! The guys get lost and moderately uncomfortable in the walls of the house Wes Craven built in the early 90s after reading the Boyz n the Hood script, but they somehow make it out to tell the tale - though they may never sell Boy Scout Cookies again. Cut out your tongue, cuz there's no talking during Horror Movie Night!

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Pumpkinhead (1989)

Sat, 20 Feb 2016 18:33:00 -0000

Apparently, the guys didn't get enough backwater horror with their previous discussion of Jug Face, so they decided to rewatch 1988's alien-in-the-woods-no-wait-it's-a-demon-in-the-woods creature feature Pumpkinhead! Adam yells a lot while Matt and Scott commiserate on the first-class cinematography. Grab your dirt bikes, it's time to run some kids over on Horror Movie Night!

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Valentine (2001)

Sat, 13 Feb 2016 19:03:00 -0000

It's that time of year again - the leaves are changing, the birds are chirping, your nose is bleeding whenever your crush is nearby... Ah, love. What a wondrous thing! It fills your heart with poorly-aimed arrows and your stomach with maggoty chocolates. This week, the guys get all hot and bothered with 2000's, so fire up the hot tub and put on your bikini, cuz it's gonna get sweaty - it's Horror Movie Night!

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Waxwork II - Lost In Time (1992)

Sat, 06 Feb 2016 04:47:00 -0000

Velcum back to zee Vaxverk! Get rebirthed and listen to the guys discuss the insanity of Waxwork II: Lost in Time, replete with Bruce Campbell's torso, the entire film's budget blown on the Alien scenes, My Cousin Vinny's Reanimated Hand, and the infamous Waxwork rap. Time Warriors unite, it's Horror Movie Night!

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Tales From The Crypt - Demon Knight (1995)

Sat, 30 Jan 2016 13:58:00 -0000

We hope you're hungry, because this week we're chewing scene after scene with Billy Zane in 1995's horror comedy (?) Tales From the Crypt: Demon Knight! Adam picked this one on a friend's suggestion, and now has one less friend; Matt and Scott do their best William Sadler impressions, and more disturbing light is shed on Scott's morning habits. Grab your flask of Jesus blood, it's time for another Horror Movie (Demon) Night!

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House (1986)

Sat, 23 Jan 2016 05:00:00 -0000

We hope your full metal jacket is polished and ready, because this week, we dive into the stupidest-looking jungle behind our dead aunt's pool to discuss 1986's HOUSE! There are used Hellraiser props, flying garden tools, babysitting hijinks and a couple dudes with questionable employment decisions to talk about. Believe it or not, it's another episode of Horror Movie Night!

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Monster High (1989)

Sat, 16 Jan 2016 15:20:00 -0000

The end of the world won't come in the form of Rick Moranis, but actually a guy in a sparkly trenchcoat sporting extreme coke nails and a penchant for underaged girls. Which is funny, because watching 1989's Monster High would make even the biggest horror fanatic wish for planetary destruction, just so they wouldn't have to finish it. Lucky for you, we watched it and are here as a cautionary tale. Bring your rolling papers for the monstrous weed plant and your Apple II to replace your dead pal's head, we're playing the Basketball Game of the Millennium on this week's Horror Movie Night!

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Vamp (1986)

Sat, 09 Jan 2016 20:48:00 -0000

Picture this: you and your best bro (and the rich geek you talked into driving) are hanging out in a seedy strip club, trying to pick up a lady of the night to take back to the frat house for a party. Through the sea of writhing bodies, stale booze and impermeable shame, you see Grace Jones do the most inhuman, bloodless interpretive dance on stage. You must have her. Forget the hot girl you kissed in junior high! Grace Jones or GTFO! This is the plot of 1986's horror comedy Vamp, so turn off your brains and let the body fluids flow as the guys discuss vampire mythos, 80s racial stereotypes and poorly-pronounced stripper names - it's Horror Movie Night!

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The Final Girls (2015)

Sat, 02 Jan 2016 04:54:00 -0000

Are you ready to relive the murders of everything you love? You are? Well then you're ready to give a long, hard listen to our somewhat spoiler-free discussion of 2015's killer camp homage flick "The Final Girls!" What started as a short episode (due to the aforementioned lack of spoilers) took more turns into strange territory than a couple of horny counselors looking to bump uglies. Leave your smartphone at home, so as to not confuse the 80s characters, cuz we're heading to Camp Bloodbath on this episode of Horror Movie Night! Movie Spoilers from 17:15 - 20:50

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Christmas Round Up Mailbag

Mon, 28 Dec 2015 03:16:00 -0000

We're back with another Mailbag episode. We read some letters about Christmas favorites, answer a question about our origins and then share the cool shit we got for Christmas. We will be back Saturday with a brand new movie review!

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Silent Night, Deadly Night Part 5 - The Toy Maker (1991)

Sat, 19 Dec 2015 22:21:00 -0000

On this special (in the worst possible way) episode of Horror Movie Night, we give in to Matt's pleading and discuss Silent Night Deadly Night 5: The Toy Master! We collectively worry that Micky Rooney's blood sugar level was way too low throughout the filming of this movie, and mourn for Clint Howard's unintentionally auspicious acting career. It's Christmastime, spend it with the father of your bastard child (who moonlights as a mall Santa) and fight off the terrifying trinkets surrounding your bed, it's Horror Movie Night!

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Zardoz (1974)

Sun, 13 Dec 2015 18:44:00 -0000

We hope your god pukes guns and your beef jerky mankini is all shined up, because it's time to discuss the absolute insanity of ZARDOZ! The guys have mixed feelings about Sean Connery's boner powers and the questionable decisions made by everyone involved in this production, and need to work through a couple things. Join us in the Vortex for another episode of Horror Movie Night!

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Slumber Party Massacre II (1987)

Sat, 05 Dec 2015 18:06:00 -0000

What better way to spend the weekend with your bandmates/b-fries than ruining a condo and being pursued by a guy with the most wildly impractical murder weapon imaginable? This week, the guys break open the junk food and cheap champagne to discuss 1987's tongue-in-cheek slasher Slumber Party Massacre II! It's a toe-tapper, just make sure you're wearing shoes, because that carpet is just filthy... It's Horror Movie Night!

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Tusk (2014)

Sun, 29 Nov 2015 06:14:00 -0000

Dust off your parka and grow out your handlebar mustache, the guys are taking you on a one-way trip to Canada for this week's discussion - Kevin Smith's Tusk! If you squint real hard, you might be able to see Russia, but you'll never find any value in this film. Our guest Kannon tries to change our minds and we try to change his... Who will triumph and who will be die of human/walrus stab wounds? Find out on this week's Horror Movie Night!

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Spookies (1986)

Sat, 21 Nov 2015 16:55:00 -0000

Leave your logic at the door and don't forget to wipe your feet, cuz this week we're discussing Spookies! From the worst birthday surprises to farting muck men, there was a lot of WTF to cover, but Matt kept Scott and Adam from wandering too far into the spookiest house of horrors 1986 cinema could muster. Grab the Beano, it's Horror Movie Night!

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Retroactive Episode 4: Alligator (1980)

Sun, 15 Nov 2015 01:30:00 -0000

Let's travel back to the gilded age of big hair, clock radio bombs and world-class pillow talk... no, not the 1980s, just the time we talked about 1980s killer pet flick ALLIGATOR! We've referenced this discussion enough that it finally warrants its own retroactive episode. Matt's love of this movie (and fear of dressing up as a pirate to pool parties) is infectious and his lines are smooth. Give it up on your childhood bed for this retroactive episode of Horror Movie Night!

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Video Store Memories Mailbag

Wed, 11 Nov 2015 04:20:00 -0000

In this first mailbag episode the gang takes letters about Bette Davis, movie suggestions and remember their days in the video store horror section.

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Creepshow 2 (1987)

Sat, 07 Nov 2015 21:30:00 -0000

This week, the guys made the mistake of rewatching Creepshow 2. Adam and Scott were severely underwhelmed with an adult viewing of The Raft, and let their guest Kannon know it, while Matt did his best to keep the discussion from derailing even more. Get out the costume adhesive and glue a latex scrotum to your chin, it’s Horror Movie Night!

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Spaced Invaders (1990)

Fri, 30 Oct 2015 02:12:00 -0000

Happy Halloween from the HMN crew! As a special surprise, Matt forced Scott and Adam to watch one of his favorite Halloween films, Spaced Invaders. We don't want to spoil the fun, but Scott and Adam were less than pleased with this turn of events. Dust off your Martian bomber jacket and practice up on your best pop culture voice impressions, it's time to blow this turd up!

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Poltergeist 3 (1988)

Sat, 24 Oct 2015 20:44:00 -0000

If you haven't seen Poltergeist 3 yet, prepare to get carol anne'd. We took one for the team and discussed this steaming pile of carol anne, which led to much carol anneing by all parties involved. The in-camera effects were cool, but can they save this movie from an icy carol anne? Join us for another carol anne and find out on Horror Movie Night!

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Trick Or Treat (1986)

Sun, 18 Oct 2015 03:38:00 -0000

Get ready to lay down your souls to the gods rock and roll, cuz this week the guys are discussing 1986’s Trick Or Treat! Watch as the slightly-menacing heavy metal singer Sammi Curr unveils his plot to…do something from beyond the grave (we aren’t quite sure what, really). Gene Simmons and Ozzy Osbourne make their respective appearances, and probably have spent the last 29 years regretting not taking the lead role of this masterpiece. Join us for another installment of Horror Movie Night - if you have ears, ya dildo!

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Lifeforce (1985)

Sat, 10 Oct 2015 13:40:00 -0000

Don’t put your clothes back on yet, you have 7 more minutes of screen time in Tobe Hooper’s expensive flop Life Force! Adam and Scott lose their minds to the space vampires, while Matt pushes up his glasses and focuses on the facts. The robot from Rocky also makes an appearance, because why not? It’s Horror Movie Night!

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The Ruins (2008)

Sun, 04 Oct 2015 03:11:00 -0000

Grab the sunscreen and a couple barrels of Roundup, we’re heading to The Ruins! While none of the guys can find anything nice to say about the characters, they do make you feel good about watching plants eat people. Hope you have the tequila ready, it’s Horror Movie Night!

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Whatever Happened To Baby Jane? (1962)

Sat, 26 Sep 2015 16:11:00 -0000

Well, I do dee-clay-uh! This week we are discussing the Bette Davis/Joan Crawford cult classic Whatever Happened to Baby Jane. Adam and Scott are surprisingly receptive to Matt’s choice of black and white suspense movies, so neither were tied up and incapacitated in their bedrooms after the podcast. Everyone’s pet birds made it out alive too, so we’re going to consider this episode of Horror Movie Night a success!

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Retroactive Episode 3: Red, White & Blue (2010)

Thu, 24 Sep 2015 02:30:00 -0000

Hopefully you've bathed recently, because this film is going to make you feel dirty. A while back, the boys discussed Red White & Blue with guest picker Aubrie, and for once, Scott wasn't the bad cop! You're going to need your revenge served up with a heaping dose of penicillin - it's Horror Movie Night!

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Evil Dead (2013)

Sat, 19 Sep 2015 17:07:00 -0000

Better go into this one on an empty stomach, cuz this week’s discussion is Evil Dead 2013! One of us loses an eye, another loses an arm, and all of us lose our self-respect as we detox in the woods with Mia & company. If you ignore all warnings, including dead cats and scribbled alerts that reading the creepy book you found in the basement will turn all of your friends into fleshbags for murderous demons, you’ll fit right in on this week’s Horror Movie Night!

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Jennifer's Body (2009)

Sat, 12 Sep 2015 20:02:00 -0000

Ever wonder if the pretty girls in high school were actually evil? Well, grab your favorite Jell-O (lime), put on your favorite record (Low Shoulder) and shine up your favorite utility knife, cuz the boys are discussing Jennifer’s Body and have the answer! Scott finds himself eating lunch alone again, Adam wants to give Diablo Cody a swirly, and Matt’s just here for the soundtrack. Sing along to some omnipresent radio rock and hold a candlelight vigil - we’re back for another Horror Movie Night!

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Night Of The Creeps (1986)

Sat, 05 Sep 2015 19:28:00 -0000

Close your mouth and open your ears, cuz this week’s discussion is Night of the Creeps! Our guest Don waxes poetic about houseboats and his future robot upgrades, while Adam realizes he has handicap blindness. Zombified douchbags in tuxes, reanimated axe murderers, and the cop from Dr. Giggles make an appearance, so leave your human brains (they’re for a project) in the basement and join us for Horror Movie Night!

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Jug Face (2013)

Sun, 30 Aug 2015 04:06:00 -0000

This week, the gang delves into the backwater horrors of pit monsters, traditional inbreeding techniques, square-dancing and pottery. Listen in amazement to our guest Kanon’s insightful musings and hatred of incest babies! There’s also discussions of Old Testament angels and demons, mispronounced names and a lot of uncomfortable laughter. Ok, maybe it’s comfortable but don’t judge us. It’s another episode of Horror Movie Night!

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Monkey Shines (1988)

Sun, 23 Aug 2015 02:02:00 -0000

The guys dive into the bizarre world of Monkey Shines, a movie filled with more quadriplegic sex, adorable monkeys and green brain serum than you can shake a dead bird at. Scott is infuriated that Matt and Adam weren't head over heels for his "favorite George Romero film."

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Retroactive Bonus Episode 2: Puppet Master III (1991)

Thu, 20 Aug 2015 02:05:00 -0000

In our second Retroactive Bonus Episode, we take you back to the magical night that Matt and Scott hung out in person and called Adam to discuss leech vomit, puppet powers, Toulon’s terrible anniversary gifts, and sexy Nazis… That’s right, we discussed 1991’s Full Moon release Puppet Master III: Toulon’s Revenge! Listen for the origin of most of our current in-jokes, details on Matt’s kill room, and what Scott’s wife sees every time he watches HMN picks.

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Odd Thomas (2013)

Sun, 16 Aug 2015 01:50:00 -0000

This week’s discussion is Odd Thomas, which brings us to ponder second-rate horror novelists, nu-metal tattoos and ghost sex. Matt has never hated a pick this much, while Adam and Scott just like to overtalk each other. There are more tangents than Bodachs in Odd’s town, so get your ice cream ready for another installment of Horror Movie Night!

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Piranha 3D (2010)

Sun, 09 Aug 2015 03:31:00 -0000

Come down to lake Havasu and crack a brew with us because this week we're talking Piranha 3D. Wet Shirts, Trip McNeely's penis, Eli Roth getting his face smashed in by a boat and Richard Dreyfuss reprising his role of Matt Hooper are just SOME of the reasons to love this bat-shit movie from 2010. Adam regrets picking this movie while Matt and Scott geek out over everything from Christopher Lloyd's over acting and how hot Elizabeth Shue (and Ving Rhames) still is.

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Frailty (2001)

Sun, 02 Aug 2015 04:07:00 -0000

This episode of Horror Movie Night transports us back to the fantastic world of 2002, when Matthew McConaughey’s career was on fire, Bill Paxton was making housewives quiver, and the abundance of boy bands was a sign of the end-times. Our guest Rich barely gets a word in edgewise and adds us to his God’s Hand Killer list of naughty children; we discuss where we would like those magic hands to be placed. Listen to Horror Movie Night - it’s God’s will!

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Dr. Giggles (1992)

Sun, 26 Jul 2015 03:50:00 -0000

In this episode of Horror Movie Night, we watch and discuss 1993’s slashfest Dr. Giggles. Matt laughs harder than he has since he gave Scott a physical, and Adam is so disappointed with his first viewing of Dr. Giggles he eats a half gallon of ice cream; luckily, Matt has his vintage stomach pump handy. Also, listen for a shocking revelation about Dr. Giggle’s connection to another popular horror franchise, and how he drives cops to the bottle in the process.

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Retroactive Bonus Episode 1: Hausu (1977's House)

Tue, 21 Jul 2015 23:59:00 -0000

In our first Retroactive Bonus Episode we travel back to this past winter when we had to discuss Hausu (aka House from 1977) for Reddit Horror Club. Adam precedes to tell us a non-fiction story of taking a friend to see Hausu in a theater. I hope you all enjoy it!

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Videodrome (1983)

Sun, 19 Jul 2015 12:52:00 -0000

Adam has gone to Pittsburg to audition for some weird late night snuff show, but while he was gone Matt and Scott watched Videodrome. Joining us this week is Alison who not only picked the film but is also Canadian so perhaps she can explain to us why Canadian horror movies are so fucking weird. Either way, LONG LIVE THE NEW FLESH!

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Waxwork (1988)

Sun, 12 Jul 2015 23:56:00 -0000

Velcum to Da Vaxvoooooorrrrrkk!!!!!! In this episode of Horror Movie Night, Scott desperately pours water out of the boat while everyone pokes holes in it, Adam reads six hours of useless notes, and Matt remembers a third of the movie. Thrills, chills and tangents abound - would you like a closer look? Be Sure to check out Horror Movie Night on reddit, Facebook, twitter, soundcloud and Geekscape!

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WolfCop (2014)

Sun, 05 Jul 2015 18:30:00 -0000

On the debut episode of Horror Movie Night, we discuss the Canadian Werewolf Horror/Comedy WolfCop. Adam (who last year championed this movie as one of the best he’s seen in a while) is deeply disappointed on his second watch, Scott still loves the film (although he only watched 2/3 of it this time around) and Matt is completely neutral.

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