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    <title>Here for the Wrong Reasons</title>
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    <copyright>℗ &amp; © 2019 Here for the Wrong Reasons</copyright>
    <description>A sexy new podcast giving you the most dramatic commentary on Bachelor Nation. Join hosts (and former spouses) Anna and Ryan for spoiler-free breakdowns of the break downs, antics, shenanigans, and scandals of your favorite and least favorite Bachelor personalities. Your hosts provide insight, playful bickering, and off-key singing as they discuss who has Big Dick Energy and who's just a big dick. 
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    <itunes:subtitle>A Podcast About Bachelor Nation</itunes:subtitle>
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    <itunes:summary>A sexy new podcast giving you the most dramatic commentary on Bachelor Nation. Join hosts (and former spouses) Anna and Ryan for spoiler-free breakdowns of the break downs, antics, shenanigans, and scandals of your favorite and least favorite Bachelor personalities. Your hosts provide insight, playful bickering, and off-key singing as they discuss who has Big Dick Energy and who's just a big dick. 
Get your merch here!! https://www.teepublic.com/stores/here-for-the-wrong-reasons-podcast</itunes:summary>
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      <![CDATA[<p>A sexy new podcast giving you the most dramatic commentary on Bachelor Nation. Join hosts (and former spouses) Anna and Ryan for spoiler-free breakdowns of the break downs, antics, shenanigans, and scandals of your favorite and least favorite Bachelor personalities. Your hosts provide insight, playful bickering, and off-key singing as they discuss who has Big Dick Energy and who's just a big dick. </p><p>Get your merch here!! https://www.teepublic.com/stores/here-for-the-wrong-reasons-podcast</p>]]>
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      <title>The Here for the Wrong Reasons Series Finale!!!!</title>
      <description>Maybe the real final roses were the friends we made along the way. 

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      <pubDate>Fri, 19 Sep 2025 05:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:subtitle>Anna, Ryan, and some special guests say goodbye as we come to the end of the road. </itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Maybe the real final roses were the friends we made along the way. 

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        <![CDATA[<p>Maybe the real final roses were the friends we made along the way. </p>
<p>You can still slide into our DMs on Insta at hereforthewrongreasonspodcast or send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.

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      <title>I'm Not Crying on Camera</title>
      <description>BIP S10 Finale! Sean claims to be carrying the nuclear codes, which he probably got from Trump. 


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      <pubDate>Thu, 04 Sep 2025 05:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Anna and Ryan, Bachelor Superfans!</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>The Parliament of Paradise returns to parlez one more time. </itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>BIP S10 Finale! Sean claims to be carrying the nuclear codes, which he probably got from Trump. 


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        <![CDATA[<p>BIP S10 Finale! Sean claims to be carrying the nuclear codes, which he probably got from Trump. </p>
<p>
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      <title>Haven't You Seen Congo?</title>
      <description>BIP S10 E9: If you can't get licensed therapist Nick Viall, you get Dr. Laura (not that Dr. Laura). 
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      <pubDate>Thu, 28 Aug 2025 05:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Anna and Ryan, Bachelor Superfans!</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Andrew has a boner... for childish antics. </itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>BIP S10 E9: If you can't get licensed therapist Nick Viall, you get Dr. Laura (not that Dr. Laura). 
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        <![CDATA[<p>BIP S10 E9: If you can't get licensed therapist Nick Viall, you get Dr. Laura (not that Dr. Laura). 
Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Get your merch here! https://www.teepublic.com/stores/here-for-the-wrong-reasons-podcast

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      <title>Parliament of Paradise</title>
      <description>BIP S10 E8: Treasure hunk challenge? More like Treasure Junk challenge. 
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      <pubDate>Thu, 21 Aug 2025 05:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Anna and Ryan, Bachelor Superfans!</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Keith and Kathy engage in one of the greatest philosophical debates of all time. </itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>BIP S10 E8: Treasure hunk challenge? More like Treasure Junk challenge. 
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      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>BIP S10 E8: Treasure hunk challenge? More like Treasure Junk challenge. 
Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Get your merch here! https://www.teepublic.com/stores/here-for-the-wrong-reasons-podcast

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      <title>This is Something That Happened Eight Days Ago!</title>
      <description>BIP S10 E7: The couples are offered a secret rendezvous. Andrew learns how to say rendezvous. 


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      <pubDate>Thu, 14 Aug 2025 05:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Anna and Ryan, Bachelor Superfans!</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Brian is not the hero Paradise deserved but the hero it needed. </itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>BIP S10 E7: The couples are offered a secret rendezvous. Andrew learns how to say rendezvous. 


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        <![CDATA[<p>BIP S10 E7: The couples are offered a secret rendezvous. Andrew learns how to say rendezvous. </p>
<p>
Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Get your merch here! https://www.teepublic.com/stores/here-for-the-wrong-reasons-podcast

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      <itunes:duration>2886</itunes:duration>
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      <title>Vous Tu Fondle My Rose?</title>
      <description>BIP S10 E6: Gary doesn't know when to hold 'em or when to fold 'em. He and Leslie walk away. Parissa should run. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Get your merch here! https://www.teepublic.com/stores/here-for-the-wrong-reasons-podcast


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      <pubDate>Thu, 07 Aug 2025 20:56:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Anna and Ryan, Bachelor Superfans!</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Somehow, Parissa finds too many things to compliment Bryan about. </itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>BIP S10 E6: Gary doesn't know when to hold 'em or when to fold 'em. He and Leslie walk away. Parissa should run. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Get your merch here! https://www.teepublic.com/stores/here-for-the-wrong-reasons-podcast


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      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>BIP S10 E6: Gary doesn't know when to hold 'em or when to fold 'em. He and Leslie walk away. Parissa should run. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Get your merch here! https://www.teepublic.com/stores/here-for-the-wrong-reasons-podcast

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      <itunes:duration>3185</itunes:duration>
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      <title>Let's Flock</title>
      <description>BIP S25 E5: Can Kathy and Anna overcome their hatred of horses (spoiler alert: no). 
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      <pubDate>Fri, 01 Aug 2025 05:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Anna and Ryan, Bachelor Superfans!</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>The boys are birds of paradise, but Dale and Jeremy are the turds of Paradise. </itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>BIP S25 E5: Can Kathy and Anna overcome their hatred of horses (spoiler alert: no). 
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      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>BIP S25 E5: Can Kathy and Anna overcome their hatred of horses (spoiler alert: no). 
Follow us @forwrongreasons.Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Get your merch here! https://www.teepublic.com/stores/here-for-the-wrong-reasons-podcast

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      <itunes:duration>3280</itunes:duration>
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      <title>Deaded Man Walking</title>
      <description>BIP S25 E4: We're now in Gary-dise, whether Anna wants it or not. 
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      <pubDate>Thu, 24 Jul 2025 05:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Anna and Ryan, Bachelor Superfans!</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Captain Kim is a poet and we're sad we know it. </itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>BIP S25 E4: We're now in Gary-dise, whether Anna wants it or not. 
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        <![CDATA[<p>BIP S25 E4: We're now in Gary-dise, whether Anna wants it or not. 
Follow us @forwrongreasons.Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Get your merch here! https://www.teepublic.com/stores/here-for-the-wrong-reasons-podcast

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      <itunes:duration>2763</itunes:duration>
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      <title>The Heroes We Need: The Goldens</title>
      <description>BIP S10 E1-3: The Paradise drama is vanilla until the Goldens spice things up. 
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      <pubDate>Fri, 18 Jul 2025 05:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Anna and Ryan, Bachelor Superfans!</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>It's the Beginning of the End: The Final Season of Here for the Wrong Reasons Begins Now</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>BIP S10 E1-3: The Paradise drama is vanilla until the Goldens spice things up. 
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        <![CDATA[<p>BIP S10 E1-3: The Paradise drama is vanilla until the Goldens spice things up. 
Follow us @forwrongreasons.Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Get your merch here! https://www.teepublic.com/stores/here-for-the-wrong-reasons-podcast

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      <itunes:duration>3892</itunes:duration>
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      <title>Come On</title>
      <description>Grant Season Finale: Grant chooses Juliana, but Latia chooses herself. Follow us @forwrongreasons.Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Get your merch here! https://www.teepublic.com/stores/here-for-the-wrong-reasons-podcast
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      <pubDate>Thu, 27 Mar 2025 05:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Anna and Ryan, Bachelor Superfans!</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Latia does think differently of Grant, and we do too</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Grant Season Finale: Grant chooses Juliana, but Latia chooses herself. Follow us @forwrongreasons.Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Get your merch here! https://www.teepublic.com/stores/here-for-the-wrong-reasons-podcast
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        <![CDATA[<p>Grant Season Finale: Grant chooses Juliana, but Latia chooses herself. Follow us @forwrongreasons.Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Get your merch here! https://www.teepublic.com/stores/here-for-the-wrong-reasons-podcast</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>3005</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>First Thing I Was Thinking is "Don't Fart"</title>
      <description>Grant Fantasy Suites: Zoe thinks Grant is hard to crack, so he tells her his favorite color is blue. 

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      <pubDate>Thu, 20 Mar 2025 05:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Anna and Ryan, Bachelor Superfans!</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Grant considers the DR a second home, then sends Zoe home. </itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Grant Fantasy Suites: Zoe thinks Grant is hard to crack, so he tells her his favorite color is blue. 

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        <![CDATA[<p>Grant Fantasy Suites: Zoe thinks Grant is hard to crack, so he tells her his favorite color is blue. </p><p><br></p><p>Follow us @forwrongreasons.Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Get your merch here! https://www.teepublic.com/stores/here-for-the-wrong-reasons-podcast</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>2443</itunes:duration>
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      <title>Aw Shucks</title>
      <description>Grant E6 and WTA: Grant says "Oh fuck, horses!" in a way that could mean he loves or hates them. Dina and Carolina definitely hate each other. 

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      <pubDate>Thu, 13 Mar 2025 05:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Anna and Ryan, Bachelor Superfans!</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Grant gives Juliana his heart....shaped pizza. </itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Grant E6 and WTA: Grant says "Oh fuck, horses!" in a way that could mean he loves or hates them. Dina and Carolina definitely hate each other. 

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        <![CDATA[<p>Grant E6 and WTA: Grant says "Oh fuck, horses!" in a way that could mean he loves or hates them. Dina and Carolina definitely hate each other. </p><p><br></p><p>Follow us @forwrongreasons.Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Get your merch here! https://www.teepublic.com/stores/here-for-the-wrong-reasons-podcast</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>I Feel Like I'm the Fresh Prince</title>
      <description>Grant E5: The Bachelor rips off Bridgerton. The hosts rip on Downton Abbey. 

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      <pubDate>Fri, 28 Feb 2025 06:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:subtitle>You guys won't believe that Carolina is causing more drama! </itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Grant E5: The Bachelor rips off Bridgerton. The hosts rip on Downton Abbey. 

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        <![CDATA[<p>Grant E5: The Bachelor rips off Bridgerton. The hosts rip on Downton Abbey. </p><p><br></p><p>Follow us @forwrongreasons.Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Get your merch here! https://www.teepublic.com/stores/here-for-the-wrong-reasons-podcast</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>My Donkey Really is Behaving Like an Ass</title>
      <description>Grant E4: Jessie swaps French for Spanish. Grant and Sarafiena do a bungie jump so dangerous they have to sign a waiver, Bare Naked Ladies style. 

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      <pubDate>Thu, 20 Feb 2025 06:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Anna and Ryan, Bachelor Superfans!</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>The women create a lot of real bull while fighting a fake bull. </itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Grant E4: Jessie swaps French for Spanish. Grant and Sarafiena do a bungie jump so dangerous they have to sign a waiver, Bare Naked Ladies style. 

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        <![CDATA[<p>Grant E4: Jessie swaps French for Spanish. Grant and Sarafiena do a bungie jump so dangerous they have to sign a waiver, Bare Naked Ladies style. </p><p><br></p><p>Follow us @forwrongreasons.Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Get your merch here! https://www.teepublic.com/stores/here-for-the-wrong-reasons-podcast</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>I'm No Detective, But I Know It's Zoe</title>
      <description>Grant E3: Grant raps during takeoff, but that won't get his music career to take off. Golden Bachelorette Jack is back to explain grilling.

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      <pubDate>Thu, 13 Feb 2025 06:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Anna and Ryan, Bachelor Superfans!</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Bailey goes home, but at least she got one of Grant's shirts worth $8000 Grant Bucks. </itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Grant E3: Grant raps during takeoff, but that won't get his music career to take off. Golden Bachelorette Jack is back to explain grilling.

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        <![CDATA[<p>Grant E3: Grant raps during takeoff, but that won't get his music career to take off. Golden Bachelorette Jack is back to explain grilling.</p><p><br></p><p>Follow us @forwrongreasons.Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Get your merch here! https://www.teepublic.com/stores/here-for-the-wrong-reasons-podcast</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>She Walked Out Vagina First</title>
      <description>Grant E1&amp;2: Zoe played basketball in middle school, so she thinks she has a slam dunk on the group date with Grant. Boxing teacher Alli Jo is looking for a fight. 

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      <pubDate>Thu, 06 Feb 2025 06:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Anna and Ryan, Bachelor Superfans!</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Grant is a lone wolf looking for love.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Grant E1&amp;2: Zoe played basketball in middle school, so she thinks she has a slam dunk on the group date with Grant. Boxing teacher Alli Jo is looking for a fight. 

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        <![CDATA[<p>Grant E1&amp;2: Zoe played basketball in middle school, so she thinks she has a slam dunk on the group date with Grant. Boxing teacher Alli Jo is looking for a fight. </p><p><br></p><p>Follow us @forwrongreasons.Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Get your merch here! https://www.teepublic.com/stores/here-for-the-wrong-reasons-podcast</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>I'm Not Here to Replace Your Dad</title>
      <description>Joan Finale! Anna and Ryan discuss the most important aspects of the finale, such as "Who is Briana Chickenfry?" and "Should Anna watch One Tree Hill?" 

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      <pubDate>Sun, 17 Nov 2024 06:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Anna and Ryan, Bachelor Superfans!</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>The finale is Chock full of heart as Joan finds her Guy. </itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Joan Finale! Anna and Ryan discuss the most important aspects of the finale, such as "Who is Briana Chickenfry?" and "Should Anna watch One Tree Hill?" 

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        <![CDATA[<p>Joan Finale! Anna and Ryan discuss the most important aspects of the finale, such as "Who is Briana Chickenfry?" and "Should Anna watch One Tree Hill?" </p><p><br></p><p>Follow us @forwrongreasons.Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Get your merch here! https://www.teepublic.com/stores/here-for-the-wrong-reasons-podcast</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>I’m Not Trying to Be Fresh But Here I Am</title>
      <description>Joan Hometowns + Final Part 1: Anna and Ryan cover two episodes for the price of one! 

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      <pubDate>Fri, 01 Nov 2024 12:23:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Anna and Ryan, Bachelor Superfans!</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Jordan gets his final pizza the action.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Joan Hometowns + Final Part 1: Anna and Ryan cover two episodes for the price of one! 

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      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>Joan Hometowns + Final Part 1: Anna and Ryan cover two episodes for the price of one! </p><p><br></p><p>Follow us @forwrongreasons.Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Get your merch here! https://www.teepublic.com/stores/here-for-the-wrong-reasons-podcast</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>3052</itunes:duration>
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      <title>Our Love Has No Time to Spare</title>
      <description>Joan E5: Pascal looks better in tightey whiteys than in a bowling shirt. Chock pins Joan on the bowling date. 

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      <pubDate>Sat, 19 Oct 2024 05:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Anna and Ryan, Bachelor Superfans!</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Joan bowls a strike, Mark and Keith strike out. </itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Joan E5: Pascal looks better in tightey whiteys than in a bowling shirt. Chock pins Joan on the bowling date. 

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      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>Joan E5: Pascal looks better in tightey whiteys than in a bowling shirt. Chock pins Joan on the bowling date. </p><p><br></p><p>Follow us @forwrongreasons.Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Get your merch here! https://www.teepublic.com/stores/here-for-the-wrong-reasons-podcast</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>2856</itunes:duration>
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      <title>I'm As Excited As All Get Out</title>
      <description>Joan E4: Guy can't zest a lemon. Charles and Gary will no longer add zest to Joan's journey. 

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      <pubDate>Sun, 13 Oct 2024 05:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Anna and Ryan, Bachelor Superfans!</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>We salute Jonathon for saluting in his speedo. </itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Joan E4: Guy can't zest a lemon. Charles and Gary will no longer add zest to Joan's journey. 

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      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>Joan E4: Guy can't zest a lemon. Charles and Gary will no longer add zest to Joan's journey. </p><p><br></p><p>Follow us @forwrongreasons.Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Get your merch here! https://www.teepublic.com/stores/here-for-the-wrong-reasons-podcast</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>2902</itunes:duration>
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      <title>I'm Julia Roberts</title>
      <description>Joan E3: Charles L. is a kickball icon. Slide into our DMs on Insta at hereforthewrongreasonspodcast. Follow us @forwrongreasons.Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Get your merch here! https://www.teepublic.com/stores/here-for-the-wrong-reasons-podcast
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      <pubDate>Sat, 05 Oct 2024 05:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Anna and Ryan, Bachelor Superfans!</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Kim sings about being the Mansion Men, becomes an ex-Mansion Man. </itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Joan E3: Charles L. is a kickball icon. Slide into our DMs on Insta at hereforthewrongreasonspodcast. Follow us @forwrongreasons.Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Get your merch here! https://www.teepublic.com/stores/here-for-the-wrong-reasons-podcast
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      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>Joan E3: Charles L. is a kickball icon. Slide into our DMs on Insta at hereforthewrongreasonspodcast. Follow us @forwrongreasons.Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Get your merch here! https://www.teepublic.com/stores/here-for-the-wrong-reasons-podcast</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>3409</itunes:duration>
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      <title>I've Spend Minutes This Morning Training for This</title>
      <description>Joan E2: Pascal cannot do laundry. Gary is Tina Turner's godson. 

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      <pubDate>Sat, 28 Sep 2024 05:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Anna and Ryan, Bachelor Superfans!</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Joan has the most chemistry with... R2D2? </itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Joan E2: Pascal cannot do laundry. Gary is Tina Turner's godson. 

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        <![CDATA[<p>Joan E2: Pascal cannot do laundry. Gary is Tina Turner's godson. </p><p><br></p><p>Slide into our DMs on Insta at hereforthewrongreasonspodcast. Follow us @forwrongreasons.Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Get your merch here! https://www.teepublic.com/stores/here-for-the-wrong-reasons-podcast</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>3115</itunes:duration>
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      <title>I’m Here to See if Lightning Could Strike Twice</title>
      <description>Joan E1: The series premiere of The Golden Bachelorette is an absolute delight, which likely means this show will disappoint us sooner or later. But for now, here's Jack singing My Way! 

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      <pubDate>Sat, 21 Sep 2024 12:38:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Anna and Ryan, Bachelor Superfans!</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Joan is in charge, of our days, and our nights. </itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Joan E1: The series premiere of The Golden Bachelorette is an absolute delight, which likely means this show will disappoint us sooner or later. But for now, here's Jack singing My Way! 

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        <![CDATA[<p>Joan E1: The series premiere of The Golden Bachelorette is an absolute delight, which likely means this show will disappoint us sooner or later. But for now, here's Jack singing My Way! </p><p><br></p><p>Slide into our DMs on Insta at hereforthewrongreasonspodcast. Follow us @forwrongreasons.Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Get your merch here! https://www.teepublic.com/stores/here-for-the-wrong-reasons-podcast</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <itunes:duration>3648</itunes:duration>
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      <title>Do I Have a Choice?</title>
      <description>Jenn Finale! Fuck Marcus and Devin. Jenn's brother James for Bachelor! 

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      <pubDate>Fri, 06 Sep 2024 02:48:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Anna and Ryan, Bachelor Superfans!</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>The show decides not to show the proposal until we talk to Jenn. Then they show the proposal anyways. </itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Jenn Finale! Fuck Marcus and Devin. Jenn's brother James for Bachelor! 

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        <![CDATA[<p>Jenn Finale! Fuck Marcus and Devin. Jenn's brother James for Bachelor! </p><p><br></p><p>Slide into our DMs on Insta at hereforthewrongreasonspodcast. Follow us @forwrongreasons.Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Get your merch here! https://www.teepublic.com/stores/here-for-the-wrong-reasons-podcast</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>3217</itunes:duration>
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      <title>I Do Love You, You Freaking Idiot</title>
      <description>Jenn E8: Devin calls Jenn baby girl. Jessie ignores his baby girl. 

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      <pubDate>Fri, 30 Aug 2024 05:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Anna and Ryan, Bachelor Superfans!</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Jenn says aloha to Devin and aloha to Jonathon. </itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Jenn E8: Devin calls Jenn baby girl. Jessie ignores his baby girl. 

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        <![CDATA[<p>Jenn E8: Devin calls Jenn baby girl. Jessie ignores his baby girl. </p><p><br></p><p>Slide into our DMs on Insta at hereforthewrongreasonspodcast. Follow us @forwrongreasons.Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Get your merch here! https://www.teepublic.com/stores/here-for-the-wrong-reasons-podcast</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <itunes:duration>3718</itunes:duration>
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      <title>Tacoma Looks Good on You</title>
      <description>Jenn E7: Jerr Bear takes Jenn to the cow grocery store. 

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      <pubDate>Wed, 21 Aug 2024 05:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Anna and Ryan, Bachelor Superfans!</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Jenn likes glazed nuts. </itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Jenn E7: Jerr Bear takes Jenn to the cow grocery store. 

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        <![CDATA[<p>Jenn E7: Jerr Bear takes Jenn to the cow grocery store. </p><p><br></p><p>Slide into our DMs on Insta at hereforthewrongreasonspodcast. Follow us @forwrongreasons.Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Get your merch here! https://www.teepublic.com/stores/here-for-the-wrong-reasons-podcast</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <itunes:duration>3615</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Calm Down, Cowboy</title>
      <description>Jenn E6: Jenn and Marcus have a Wicked lame date. Jerr Bear is a Care Bear. 

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      <pubDate>Fri, 16 Aug 2024 05:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Anna and Ryan, Bachelor Superfans!</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Sam M makes word salad. </itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Jenn E6: Jenn and Marcus have a Wicked lame date. Jerr Bear is a Care Bear. 

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        <![CDATA[<p>Jenn E6: Jenn and Marcus have a Wicked lame date. Jerr Bear is a Care Bear. </p><p><br></p><p>Slide into our DMs on Insta at hereforthewrongreasonspodcast. Follow us @forwrongreasons.Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Get your merch here! https://www.teepublic.com/stores/here-for-the-wrong-reasons-podcast</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <itunes:duration>3512</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Why Are You Petting Me Right Now?</title>
      <description>Jenn E5: Matt gets cut like a dingleberry on a sheep. The boys are not feeling sheepish in sleeveless flannel. 

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      <pubDate>Fri, 09 Aug 2024 05:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Anna and Ryan, Bachelor Superfans!</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Jonathon pours out his heart while the fake rain pours.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Jenn E5: Matt gets cut like a dingleberry on a sheep. The boys are not feeling sheepish in sleeveless flannel. 

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        <![CDATA[<p>Jenn E5: Matt gets cut like a dingleberry on a sheep. The boys are not feeling sheepish in sleeveless flannel. </p><p><br></p><p>Slide into our DMs on Insta at hereforthewrongreasonspodcast. Follow us @forwrongreasons.Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Get your merch here! https://www.teepublic.com/stores/here-for-the-wrong-reasons-podcast</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <itunes:duration>3811</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Today I Will Kiss Jenn</title>
      <description>Jenn E4: Sometimes in life you have to take a leap of faith, or have someone force you to take a leap of faith. 

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      <pubDate>Thu, 01 Aug 2024 05:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Anna and Ryan, Bachelor Superfans!</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>What in the Sam Hill are these Sams doing?</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Jenn E4: Sometimes in life you have to take a leap of faith, or have someone force you to take a leap of faith. 

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        <![CDATA[<p>Jenn E4: Sometimes in life you have to take a leap of faith, or have someone force you to take a leap of faith. </p><p><br></p><p>Slide into our DMs on Insta at hereforthewrongreasonspodcast. Follow us @forwrongreasons.Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Get your merch here! https://www.teepublic.com/stores/here-for-the-wrong-reasons-podcast</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <itunes:duration>3918</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Let's Keep the Main Thing the Main Thing</title>
      <description>Jenn E3: Sam N. says he's falling in love, but he's really falling on his thumb. 

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      <pubDate>Thu, 25 Jul 2024 05:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Anna and Ryan, Bachelor Superfans!</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Sam M. does not keep the main thing the main thing. </itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Jenn E3: Sam N. says he's falling in love, but he's really falling on his thumb. 

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      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>Jenn E3: Sam N. says he's falling in love, but he's really falling on his thumb. </p><p><br></p><p>Slide into our DMs on Insta at hereforthewrongreasonspodcast. Follow us @forwrongreasons.Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Get your merch here! https://www.teepublic.com/stores/here-for-the-wrong-reasons-podcast</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <itunes:duration>3860</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Don’t Poke the Bear Because I’m Gonna Completely Lose It </title>
      <description>Jenn E2: Some of these guys literally suck balls. Aaron insists that he is a fun guy. THERE IS A MASSIVE FAKE BOOK SCANDAL!!! Slide into our DMs on Insta at hereforthewrongreasonspodcast. Follow us @forwrongreasons.Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Get your merch here! https://www.teepublic.com/stores/here-for-the-wrong-reasons-podcast
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      <pubDate>Sun, 21 Jul 2024 05:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Anna and Ryan, Bachelor Superfans!</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Ice cream, you scream, we all scream... at Devin. </itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Jenn E2: Some of these guys literally suck balls. Aaron insists that he is a fun guy. THERE IS A MASSIVE FAKE BOOK SCANDAL!!! Slide into our DMs on Insta at hereforthewrongreasonspodcast. Follow us @forwrongreasons.Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Get your merch here! https://www.teepublic.com/stores/here-for-the-wrong-reasons-podcast
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      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>Jenn E2: Some of these guys literally suck balls. Aaron insists that he is a fun guy. THERE IS A MASSIVE FAKE BOOK SCANDAL!!! Slide into our DMs on Insta at hereforthewrongreasonspodcast. Follow us @forwrongreasons.Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Get your merch here! https://www.teepublic.com/stores/here-for-the-wrong-reasons-podcast</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <itunes:duration>3786</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Someone Call 911 Cause You Are Looking So Fire</title>
      <description>Jenn E1: It's shot o'clock, apparently. 

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      <pubDate>Wed, 10 Jul 2024 05:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Anna and Ryan, Bachelor Superfans!</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>We meet Jenn's Jenn-tlemen (and steal Sam N's joke)</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Jenn E1: It's shot o'clock, apparently. 

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      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>Jenn E1: It's shot o'clock, apparently. </p><p><br></p><p>Slide into our DMs on Insta at hereforthewrongreasonspodcast. Follow us @forwrongreasons.Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Get your merch here! https://www.teepublic.com/stores/here-for-the-wrong-reasons-podcast </p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <itunes:duration>3923</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>We Don't Have to Give Back the Memories</title>
      <description>Gerry/Theresa Divorce: Turns out senior citizens also make terrible choices. Send feedback and glowing praise at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Slide into our DMs on Insta at hereforthewrongreasonspodcast. Follow us @forwrongreasons.
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      <pubDate>Mon, 15 Apr 2024 05:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Anna and Ryan, Bachelor Superfans!</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Anna and Ryan break down Gerry and Theresa's bombshell announcement!</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Gerry/Theresa Divorce: Turns out senior citizens also make terrible choices. Send feedback and glowing praise at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Slide into our DMs on Insta at hereforthewrongreasonspodcast. Follow us @forwrongreasons.
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      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>Gerry/Theresa Divorce: Turns out senior citizens also make terrible choices. Send feedback and glowing praise at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Slide into our DMs on Insta at hereforthewrongreasonspodcast. Follow us @forwrongreasons.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <itunes:duration>2870</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <guid isPermaLink="false"><![CDATA[ca0ed942-faca-11ee-a45c-235cc5fb0e4f]]></guid>
      <enclosure url="https://traffic.megaphone.fm/CSN2311283011.mp3?updated=1713146240" length="0" type="audio/mpeg"/>
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      <title>If I'm Being 100% Honest, I Don't Think It's Me</title>
      <description>Joey Finale: Jessie says something unprecedented will happen... and then it does? Send feedback and glowing praise at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Slide into our DMs on Insta at hereforthewrongreasonspodcast. Follow us @forwrongreasons.
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      <pubDate>Fri, 29 Mar 2024 05:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Anna and Ryan, Bachelor Superfans!</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Joey makes his choice, Daisy chooses herself. </itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Joey Finale: Jessie says something unprecedented will happen... and then it does? Send feedback and glowing praise at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Slide into our DMs on Insta at hereforthewrongreasonspodcast. Follow us @forwrongreasons.
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      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>Joey Finale: Jessie says something unprecedented will happen... and then it does? Send feedback and glowing praise at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Slide into our DMs on Insta at hereforthewrongreasonspodcast. Follow us @forwrongreasons.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <itunes:duration>3591</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <guid isPermaLink="false"><![CDATA[cdc9b23a-ed70-11ee-b9be-6f7e70df99ad]]></guid>
      <enclosure url="https://traffic.megaphone.fm/CSN8896608670.mp3?updated=1711678226" length="0" type="audio/mpeg"/>
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    <item>
      <title>Joey Mania is a Real Thing</title>
      <description>Joey Women Tell All: Joey eats an insane amount of macaroons. Send feedback and glowing praise at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Slide into our DMs on Insta at hereforthewrongreasonspodcast. Follow us @forwrongreasons. Leave five-star reviews on Apple podcasts (no notes, please). 
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      <pubDate>Thu, 21 Mar 2024 05:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Anna and Ryan, Bachelor Superfans!</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Maria didn't say Shut Up, she said Zip it!</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Joey Women Tell All: Joey eats an insane amount of macaroons. Send feedback and glowing praise at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Slide into our DMs on Insta at hereforthewrongreasonspodcast. Follow us @forwrongreasons. Leave five-star reviews on Apple podcasts (no notes, please). 
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      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>Joey Women Tell All: Joey eats an insane amount of macaroons. Send feedback and glowing praise at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Slide into our DMs on Insta at hereforthewrongreasonspodcast. Follow us @forwrongreasons. Leave five-star reviews on Apple podcasts (no notes, please). </p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <itunes:duration>3234</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <guid isPermaLink="false"><![CDATA[5895340c-e722-11ee-bd5e-c3bf34110aa7]]></guid>
      <enclosure url="https://traffic.megaphone.fm/CSN6489690076.mp3?updated=1710984821" length="0" type="audio/mpeg"/>
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    <item>
      <title>You Wanna Get Out of Here?</title>
      <description>Joey E8: Security footage shows that Kelsey needs to talk to Joey. Send feedback and glowing praise at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Slide into our DMs on Insta at hereforthewrongreasonspodcast. Follow us @forwrongreasons.
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      <pubDate>Wed, 13 Mar 2024 13:41:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Anna and Ryan, Bachelor Superfans!</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Joey is giving indecisiveness as he says he's falling for two different women! </itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Joey E8: Security footage shows that Kelsey needs to talk to Joey. Send feedback and glowing praise at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Slide into our DMs on Insta at hereforthewrongreasonspodcast. Follow us @forwrongreasons.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Joey E8: Security footage shows that Kelsey needs to talk to Joey. Send feedback and glowing praise at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Slide into our DMs on Insta at hereforthewrongreasonspodcast. Follow us @forwrongreasons.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <itunes:duration>4426</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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    <item>
      <title>It's a Place that's Filled with Love and Christmas</title>
      <description>Joey E7: The Sprinkle King sprinkles a bit of weirdness into hometown dates. Send feedback and glowing praise at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Slide into our DMs on Insta at hereforthewrongreasonspodcast. Follow us @forwrongreasons.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 08 Mar 2024 06:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Anna and Ryan, Bachelor Superfans!</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Joey goes hog wild on a pig's ear.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Joey E7: The Sprinkle King sprinkles a bit of weirdness into hometown dates. Send feedback and glowing praise at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Slide into our DMs on Insta at hereforthewrongreasonspodcast. Follow us @forwrongreasons.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>Joey E7: The Sprinkle King sprinkles a bit of weirdness into hometown dates. Send feedback and glowing praise at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Slide into our DMs on Insta at hereforthewrongreasonspodcast. Follow us @forwrongreasons.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <itunes:duration>4550</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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    <item>
      <title>I Just Want to Get Naked and Cuddle in the Woods</title>
      <description>Joey E6: Kelsey A takes a cold plunge. Maria is feeling hot and cold. Send feedback and glowing praise at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Slide into our DMs on Insta at hereforthewrongreasonspodcast. Follow us @forwrongreasons.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 01 Mar 2024 06:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Anna and Ryan, Bachelor Superfans!</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>The lumberjills head to Jasper, Canada. </itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Joey E6: Kelsey A takes a cold plunge. Maria is feeling hot and cold. Send feedback and glowing praise at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Slide into our DMs on Insta at hereforthewrongreasonspodcast. Follow us @forwrongreasons.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>Joey E6: Kelsey A takes a cold plunge. Maria is feeling hot and cold. Send feedback and glowing praise at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Slide into our DMs on Insta at hereforthewrongreasonspodcast. Follow us @forwrongreasons.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <itunes:duration>3866</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <guid isPermaLink="false"><![CDATA[31235a62-d77c-11ee-bfef-ffd9d11e845c]]></guid>
      <enclosure url="https://traffic.megaphone.fm/CSN6696619813.mp3?updated=1709264191" length="0" type="audio/mpeg"/>
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    <item>
      <title>As Some of You May Know, I'm Canadian</title>
      <description>Joey E5: Maria gets Feist-y. Send feedback and glowing praise at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Slide into our DMs on Insta at hereforthewrongreasonspodcast. Follow us @forwrongreasons.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 23 Feb 2024 06:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Anna and Ryan, Bachelor Superfans!</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>In case you guys didn't know, Jessie speaks French. </itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Joey E5: Maria gets Feist-y. Send feedback and glowing praise at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Slide into our DMs on Insta at hereforthewrongreasonspodcast. Follow us @forwrongreasons.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>Joey E5: Maria gets Feist-y. Send feedback and glowing praise at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Slide into our DMs on Insta at hereforthewrongreasonspodcast. Follow us @forwrongreasons.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <itunes:duration>4032</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <guid isPermaLink="false"><![CDATA[51357998-d1fa-11ee-9405-83f0e707fae5]]></guid>
      <enclosure url="https://traffic.megaphone.fm/CSN3652881043.mp3?updated=1708658655" length="0" type="audio/mpeg"/>
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    <item>
      <title>Peep the Hair, Peep the Nails, Peep the Earrings, Peep the Dress</title>
      <description>Joey E4: Joey doesn't falta on his journey to the alta in Malta. Send feedback and glowing praise at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Slide into our DMs on Insta at hereforthewrongreasonspodcast. Follow us @forwrongreasons.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 16 Feb 2024 06:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Anna and Ryan, Bachelor Superfans!</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>It's a sausage party in Malta! </itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Joey E4: Joey doesn't falta on his journey to the alta in Malta. Send feedback and glowing praise at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Slide into our DMs on Insta at hereforthewrongreasonspodcast. Follow us @forwrongreasons.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>Joey E4: Joey doesn't falta on his journey to the alta in Malta. Send feedback and glowing praise at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Slide into our DMs on Insta at hereforthewrongreasonspodcast. Follow us @forwrongreasons.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <itunes:duration>5209</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <guid isPermaLink="false"><![CDATA[15fbcdac-cc80-11ee-a7bf-1320d1efa945]]></guid>
      <enclosure url="https://traffic.megaphone.fm/CSN5942846646.mp3?updated=1708056401" length="0" type="audio/mpeg"/>
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    <item>
      <title>Does She Want Me to Cut Off a Limb?</title>
      <description>Joey E3: Maria does want Sydney to cut off her limb. Send feedback and glowing praise at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Slide into our DMs on Insta at hereforthewrongreasonspodcast. Follow us @forwrongreasons.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 08 Feb 2024 06:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Anna and Ryan, Bachelor Superfans!</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Brought to you by KFC</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Joey E3: Maria does want Sydney to cut off her limb. Send feedback and glowing praise at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Slide into our DMs on Insta at hereforthewrongreasonspodcast. Follow us @forwrongreasons.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>Joey E3: Maria does want Sydney to cut off her limb. Send feedback and glowing praise at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Slide into our DMs on Insta at hereforthewrongreasonspodcast. Follow us @forwrongreasons.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <itunes:duration>3697</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <guid isPermaLink="false"><![CDATA[94b8c5dc-c627-11ee-98bc-fbb355610c17]]></guid>
      <enclosure url="https://traffic.megaphone.fm/CSN4112109385.mp3?updated=1707358686" length="0" type="audio/mpeg"/>
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    <item>
      <title>I'm Just Gonna Quickly Go Slip Into Something More Comfortable</title>
      <description>Joey E2: The Bachelor giveth, and the Bachelor taketh away: Michael Bolton is here, but Franco is not. Send feedback and glowing praise at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Slide into our DMs on Insta at hereforthewrongreasonspodcast. Follow us @forwrongreasons.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 01 Feb 2024 06:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Anna and Ryan, Bachelor Superfans!</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Evelyn leaps over a table, and Lauren leaps out of the mansion. </itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Joey E2: The Bachelor giveth, and the Bachelor taketh away: Michael Bolton is here, but Franco is not. Send feedback and glowing praise at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Slide into our DMs on Insta at hereforthewrongreasonspodcast. Follow us @forwrongreasons.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>Joey E2: The Bachelor giveth, and the Bachelor taketh away: Michael Bolton is here, but Franco is not. Send feedback and glowing praise at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Slide into our DMs on Insta at hereforthewrongreasonspodcast. Follow us @forwrongreasons.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <itunes:duration>4509</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <guid isPermaLink="false"><![CDATA[986f53e8-c0b0-11ee-9f86-43db65241c0c]]></guid>
      <enclosure url="https://traffic.megaphone.fm/CSN4481020090.mp3?updated=1706757823" length="0" type="audio/mpeg"/>
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    <item>
      <title>Hey Captain, I Heard You Were Looking for a New Relation"ship"</title>
      <description>Joey E1: You're going to "love" all the tennis puns made by the women who came to "court" Joey! Send feedback and glowing praise at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Slide into our DMs on Insta at hereforthewrongreasonspodcast. Follow us @forwrongreasons.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 26 Jan 2024 06:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Anna and Ryan, Bachelor Superfans!</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>The Bachelor makes history by bringing in even more women that we can't tell apart. </itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Joey E1: You're going to "love" all the tennis puns made by the women who came to "court" Joey! Send feedback and glowing praise at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Slide into our DMs on Insta at hereforthewrongreasonspodcast. Follow us @forwrongreasons.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>Joey E1: You're going to "love" all the tennis puns made by the women who came to "court" Joey! Send feedback and glowing praise at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Slide into our DMs on Insta at hereforthewrongreasonspodcast. Follow us @forwrongreasons.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <itunes:duration>3801</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <guid isPermaLink="false"><![CDATA[9aefd240-bbf7-11ee-a53a-1b04aa3d3484]]></guid>
      <enclosure url="https://traffic.megaphone.fm/CSN8685776643.mp3?updated=1706238563" length="0" type="audio/mpeg"/>
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    <item>
      <title>Golden Bachelor Wedding</title>
      <description>Golden Bachelor Wedding: Gerry and Theresa are getting married, but you guys, Ben Higgins in here!! BEN HIGGINS!!! Send feedback and glowing praise at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Slide into our DMs on Insta at hereforthewrongreasonspodcast. Follow us @forwrongreasons.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 08 Jan 2024 06:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Anna and Ryan, Bachelor Superfans!</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>A golden bachelor wedding, but unfortunately, no golden bachelor shower.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Golden Bachelor Wedding: Gerry and Theresa are getting married, but you guys, Ben Higgins in here!! BEN HIGGINS!!! Send feedback and glowing praise at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Slide into our DMs on Insta at hereforthewrongreasonspodcast. Follow us @forwrongreasons.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>Golden Bachelor Wedding: Gerry and Theresa are getting married, but you guys, Ben Higgins in here!! BEN HIGGINS!!! Send feedback and glowing praise at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Slide into our DMs on Insta at hereforthewrongreasonspodcast. Follow us @forwrongreasons.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <itunes:duration>3925</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <guid isPermaLink="false"><![CDATA[148a7f76-add2-11ee-a798-e38349319d4c]]></guid>
      <enclosure url="https://traffic.megaphone.fm/CSN3305868658.mp3?updated=1704683131" length="0" type="audio/mpeg"/>
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    <item>
      <title>The Ocean is Jon Henry</title>
      <description>BIP S9E10: Sam boxes out Peter, and the producers box out Coco's dick. Send feedback and glowing praise at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Slide into our DMs on Insta at hereforthewrongreasonspodcast. Follow us @forwrongreasons.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 12 Dec 2023 02:33:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Anna and Ryan, Bachelor Superfans!</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Will anyone on this season find jubilant and everlasting love? No, they will not. </itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>BIP S9E10: Sam boxes out Peter, and the producers box out Coco's dick. Send feedback and glowing praise at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Slide into our DMs on Insta at hereforthewrongreasonspodcast. Follow us @forwrongreasons.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>BIP S9E10: Sam boxes out Peter, and the producers box out Coco's dick. Send feedback and glowing praise at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Slide into our DMs on Insta at hereforthewrongreasonspodcast. Follow us @forwrongreasons.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <itunes:duration>3638</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <guid isPermaLink="false"><![CDATA[ef8f91ee-989f-11ee-808e-0b0c5e47e4ef]]></guid>
      <enclosure url="https://traffic.megaphone.fm/CSN3498706704.mp3?updated=1702352619" length="0" type="audio/mpeg"/>
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    <item>
      <title>Do You Want Some OJ?</title>
      <description>Golden Bachelor S1E9, BIP S9E9: Golden Bachelor comes to a close, but Bachelor in Paradise somehow still isn't over. Send feedback and glowing praise at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Slide into our DMs on Insta at hereforthewrongreasonspodcast. Follow us @forwrongreasons.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 04 Dec 2023 06:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Anna and Ryan, Bachelor Superfans!</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Gerry said I loved you to Leslie, but he lied. </itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Golden Bachelor S1E9, BIP S9E9: Golden Bachelor comes to a close, but Bachelor in Paradise somehow still isn't over. Send feedback and glowing praise at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Slide into our DMs on Insta at hereforthewrongreasonspodcast. Follow us @forwrongreasons.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>Golden Bachelor S1E9, BIP S9E9: Golden Bachelor comes to a close, but Bachelor in Paradise somehow still isn't over. Send feedback and glowing praise at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Slide into our DMs on Insta at hereforthewrongreasonspodcast. Follow us @forwrongreasons.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <itunes:duration>4246</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <guid isPermaLink="false"><![CDATA[e08f738c-9244-11ee-9ffa-33a814fd021f]]></guid>
      <enclosure url="https://traffic.megaphone.fm/CSN7969927993.mp3?updated=1701653803" length="0" type="audio/mpeg"/>
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    <item>
      <title>Do People My Age Knock Boots?</title>
      <description>Golden Bachelor S1E8, BIP S9E8: Jessie Palmer can't talk sex with Gerry. Rachel can barely talk to Tanner. Send feedback and glowing praise at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Slide into our DMs on Insta at hereforthewrongreasonspodcast. Follow us @forwrongreasons.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 25 Nov 2023 21:05:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Anna and Ryan, Bachelor Superfans!</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Gerry takes Leslie and Theresa to the boom-boom room!</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Golden Bachelor S1E8, BIP S9E8: Jessie Palmer can't talk sex with Gerry. Rachel can barely talk to Tanner. Send feedback and glowing praise at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Slide into our DMs on Insta at hereforthewrongreasonspodcast. Follow us @forwrongreasons.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>Golden Bachelor S1E8, BIP S9E8: Jessie Palmer can't talk sex with Gerry. Rachel can barely talk to Tanner. Send feedback and glowing praise at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Slide into our DMs on Insta at hereforthewrongreasonspodcast. Follow us @forwrongreasons.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <itunes:duration>4548</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <guid isPermaLink="false"><![CDATA[6a60a020-8bdf-11ee-8c5d-7b198c8c3815]]></guid>
      <enclosure url="https://traffic.megaphone.fm/CSN8863417831.mp3?updated=1700950518" length="0" type="audio/mpeg"/>
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    <item>
      <title>I Want to Press the Green Light With This</title>
      <description>Golden Bachelor S1E7, BIP S9E7: Gerry does not gotta have Faith. Send feedback and glowing praise at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Slide into our DMs on Insta at hereforthewrongreasonspodcast. Follow us @forwrongreasons.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 15 Nov 2023 13:06:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Anna and Ryan, Bachelor Superfans!</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>John Henry makes a poopy choice, but Sam has pooped! </itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Golden Bachelor S1E7, BIP S9E7: Gerry does not gotta have Faith. Send feedback and glowing praise at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Slide into our DMs on Insta at hereforthewrongreasonspodcast. Follow us @forwrongreasons.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>Golden Bachelor S1E7, BIP S9E7: Gerry does not gotta have Faith. Send feedback and glowing praise at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Slide into our DMs on Insta at hereforthewrongreasonspodcast. Follow us @forwrongreasons.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <itunes:duration>2070</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <guid isPermaLink="false"><![CDATA[dc0ceb7e-83c0-11ee-ab9e-4ba07d247f69]]></guid>
      <enclosure url="https://traffic.megaphone.fm/CSN9742626009.mp3?updated=1700057785" length="0" type="audio/mpeg"/>
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    <item>
      <title>I Have Been Itching for Tongue in My Mouth</title>
      <description>Golden Bachelor S1E6, BIP S9E6: Things get so serious between Becca and Brayden that he does another Borat impression. Send feedback and glowing praise at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Slide into our DMs on Insta at hereforthewrongreasonspodcast. Follow us @forwrongreasons
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 06 Nov 2023 06:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Anna and Ryan, Bachelor Superfans!</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Gerry loves Faith. And Leslie. But not Theresa. </itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Golden Bachelor S1E6, BIP S9E6: Things get so serious between Becca and Brayden that he does another Borat impression. Send feedback and glowing praise at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Slide into our DMs on Insta at hereforthewrongreasonspodcast. Follow us @forwrongreasons
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>Golden Bachelor S1E6, BIP S9E6: Things get so serious between Becca and Brayden that he does another Borat impression. Send feedback and glowing praise at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Slide into our DMs on Insta at hereforthewrongreasonspodcast. Follow us @forwrongreasons</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <itunes:duration>3635</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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    <item>
      <title>I Had a Few Bruises From Our One-On-One Date, In Odd Places</title>
      <description>Golden Bachelor S1E5, BIP S9E5: It's Kat's birthday. Leslie loses faith when Gerry takes out Faith. It's Kat's birthday.  Ellen rants about kids these days. It's Kat's birthday. Send feedback and glowing praise at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Slide into our DMs on Insta at hereforthewrongreasonspodcast. Follow us @forwrongreasons.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 30 Oct 2023 05:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Anna and Ryan, Bachelor Superfans!</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Somehow, of all these contestants, Sean is the one with hemorrhoids. </itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Golden Bachelor S1E5, BIP S9E5: It's Kat's birthday. Leslie loses faith when Gerry takes out Faith. It's Kat's birthday.  Ellen rants about kids these days. It's Kat's birthday. Send feedback and glowing praise at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Slide into our DMs on Insta at hereforthewrongreasonspodcast. Follow us @forwrongreasons.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>Golden Bachelor S1E5, BIP S9E5: It's Kat's birthday. Leslie loses faith when Gerry takes out Faith. It's Kat's birthday.  Ellen rants about kids these days. It's Kat's birthday. Send feedback and glowing praise at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Slide into our DMs on Insta at hereforthewrongreasonspodcast. Follow us @forwrongreasons.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <itunes:duration>3927</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Zip It!</title>
      <description>Golden Bachelor S1E4, BIP S9E4: The Golden Bachelor ladies play pickleball, and the Bachelor in Paradise boys get into some real pickles. Send feedback and glowing praise at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Slide into our DMs on Insta at hereforthewrongreasonspodcast. Follow us @forwrongreasons.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 23 Oct 2023 05:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Anna and Ryan, Bachelor Superfans!</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Sean gets in a big jam, and Aaron compares Eliza to fig jam. </itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Golden Bachelor S1E4, BIP S9E4: The Golden Bachelor ladies play pickleball, and the Bachelor in Paradise boys get into some real pickles. Send feedback and glowing praise at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Slide into our DMs on Insta at hereforthewrongreasonspodcast. Follow us @forwrongreasons.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>Golden Bachelor S1E4, BIP S9E4: The Golden Bachelor ladies play pickleball, and the Bachelor in Paradise boys get into some real pickles. Send feedback and glowing praise at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Slide into our DMs on Insta at hereforthewrongreasonspodcast. Follow us @forwrongreasons.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <itunes:duration>5151</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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    <item>
      <title>They're ASKN, We're Tellin</title>
      <description>Golden Bachelor S1E3, BIP S9E3: Tanner's back... or is he? Send feedback and glowing praise at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Slide into our DMs on Insta at hereforthewrongreasonspodcast. Follow us @forwrongreasons.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 16 Oct 2023 05:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Anna and Ryan, Bachelor Superfans!</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Shit goes down between Kathy and Theresa; shit doesn't go down for Sam. </itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Golden Bachelor S1E3, BIP S9E3: Tanner's back... or is he? Send feedback and glowing praise at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Slide into our DMs on Insta at hereforthewrongreasonspodcast. Follow us @forwrongreasons.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>Golden Bachelor S1E3, BIP S9E3: Tanner's back... or is he? Send feedback and glowing praise at <strong>hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com</strong>. Slide into our DMs on Insta at hereforthewrongreasonspodcast. Follow us @forwrongreasons.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <itunes:duration>4170</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <guid isPermaLink="false"><![CDATA[89d01a40-6bbd-11ee-a6fa-57cee4309d9d]]></guid>
      <enclosure url="https://traffic.megaphone.fm/CSN1183211033.mp3?updated=1697417531" length="0" type="audio/mpeg"/>
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    <item>
      <title>I Wonder How Gerry Likes His Wiener</title>
      <description>Golden Bachelor S1E2, BIP S9E2: Gerry says "Don't Stop Believin'" and summons a flash mob. The producers try to kill Gerry and Theresa in a faulty car. Hannah B tries to kill relationships at the bonfire. Send feedback and glowing praise at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Slide into our DMs on Insta at hereforthewrongreasonspodcast. Follow us @forwrongreasons.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 09 Oct 2023 05:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Anna and Ryan, Bachelor Superfans!</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Aaron B ducks out on Mercedes, and Brayden wears ducks. </itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Golden Bachelor S1E2, BIP S9E2: Gerry says "Don't Stop Believin'" and summons a flash mob. The producers try to kill Gerry and Theresa in a faulty car. Hannah B tries to kill relationships at the bonfire. Send feedback and glowing praise at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Slide into our DMs on Insta at hereforthewrongreasonspodcast. Follow us @forwrongreasons.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>Golden Bachelor S1E2, BIP S9E2: Gerry says "Don't Stop Believin'" and summons a flash mob. The producers try to kill Gerry and Theresa in a faulty car. Hannah B tries to kill relationships at the bonfire. Send feedback and glowing praise at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Slide into our DMs on Insta at hereforthewrongreasonspodcast. Follow us @forwrongreasons.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <itunes:duration>4490</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>My Granddaughter Told Me I Have Rizz </title>
      <description>Golden Bachelor S1E1 + Bachelor in Paradise S9E1: Sandra teaches Gerry her Zen relaxation practice, and Aaron needs to learn to relax on the beach. Send feedback and glowing praise at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Slide into our DMs on Insta at hereforthewrongreasonspodcast. Follow us @forwrongreasons.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 02 Oct 2023 05:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Anna and Ryan, Bachelor Superfans!</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Gerry dips more than a toe back into the dating pool, and Olivia jokes about getting her toes sucked. </itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Golden Bachelor S1E1 + Bachelor in Paradise S9E1: Sandra teaches Gerry her Zen relaxation practice, and Aaron needs to learn to relax on the beach. Send feedback and glowing praise at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Slide into our DMs on Insta at hereforthewrongreasonspodcast. Follow us @forwrongreasons.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>Golden Bachelor S1E1 + Bachelor in Paradise S9E1: Sandra teaches Gerry her Zen relaxation practice, and Aaron needs to learn to relax on the beach. Send feedback and glowing praise at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Slide into our DMs on Insta at hereforthewrongreasonspodcast. Follow us @forwrongreasons.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <itunes:duration>4387</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>I Sink Into You Without Thinking</title>
      <description>Charity Finale! America loves Dotun, but Charity's mom doesn't. Send feedback and glowing praise at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Slide into our DMs on Insta at hereforthewrongreasonspodcast. Follow us @forwrongreasons.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 25 Aug 2023 05:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Anna and Ryan, Bachelor Superfans!</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>The New Orleans poem is back, but Joey is gone. </itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Charity Finale! America loves Dotun, but Charity's mom doesn't. Send feedback and glowing praise at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Slide into our DMs on Insta at hereforthewrongreasonspodcast. Follow us @forwrongreasons.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>Charity Finale! America loves Dotun, but Charity's mom doesn't. Send feedback and glowing praise at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Slide into our DMs on Insta at hereforthewrongreasonspodcast. Follow us @forwrongreasons.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <itunes:duration>3175</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <guid isPermaLink="false"><![CDATA[b191473e-42f5-11ee-b9b5-53d6ddaf1947]]></guid>
      <enclosure url="https://traffic.megaphone.fm/CSN9119092097.mp3?updated=1692933652" length="0" type="audio/mpeg"/>
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    <item>
      <title>I For One Am Very Thirsty</title>
      <description>Charity Men Tell All: Which one is worse: Brayden's embroidered vest or Xavier's knitted rose? Watch the video for our ending banger here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ckTv0ZEB36E Send feedback and glowing praise at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Slide into our DMs on Insta at hereforthewrongreasonspodcast. Follow us @forwrongreasons.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 18 Aug 2023 05:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Anna and Ryan, Bachelor Superfans!</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Jessie's Cup Overflowth With Tea</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Charity Men Tell All: Which one is worse: Brayden's embroidered vest or Xavier's knitted rose? Watch the video for our ending banger here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ckTv0ZEB36E Send feedback and glowing praise at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Slide into our DMs on Insta at hereforthewrongreasonspodcast. Follow us @forwrongreasons.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>Charity Men Tell All: Which one is worse: Brayden's embroidered vest or Xavier's knitted rose? Watch the video for our ending banger here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ckTv0ZEB36E Send feedback and glowing praise at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Slide into our DMs on Insta at hereforthewrongreasonspodcast. Follow us @forwrongreasons.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <itunes:duration>2937</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <guid isPermaLink="false"><![CDATA[b5ea2450-3d3b-11ee-8b0f-1baaed06dd32]]></guid>
      <enclosure url="https://traffic.megaphone.fm/CSN2134893532.mp3?updated=1692304016" length="0" type="audio/mpeg"/>
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    <item>
      <title>This Isn't Build a Man Workshop</title>
      <description>Charity E7: Xavier calls Charity "a delicate flower that I don't want to crush when I pick up," which is what every woman wants to hear. Aaron pulls a Truman Show and runs off to Fiji. Send feedback and glowing praise at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Slide into our DMs on Insta at hereforthewrongreasonspodcast. Follow us @forwrongreasons.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 09 Aug 2023 05:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Anna and Ryan, Bachelor Superfans!</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Charity is on cloud a million, and then only cloud 9. </itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Charity E7: Xavier calls Charity "a delicate flower that I don't want to crush when I pick up," which is what every woman wants to hear. Aaron pulls a Truman Show and runs off to Fiji. Send feedback and glowing praise at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Slide into our DMs on Insta at hereforthewrongreasonspodcast. Follow us @forwrongreasons.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>Charity E7: Xavier calls Charity "a delicate flower that I don't want to crush when I pick up," which is what every woman wants to hear. Aaron pulls a Truman Show and runs off to Fiji. Send feedback and glowing praise at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Slide into our DMs on Insta at hereforthewrongreasonspodcast. Follow us @forwrongreasons.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <itunes:duration>3644</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <guid isPermaLink="false"><![CDATA[75a605c6-3656-11ee-af45-cf2450d7e517]]></guid>
      <enclosure url="https://traffic.megaphone.fm/CSN6603707947.mp3?updated=1691545847" length="0" type="audio/mpeg"/>
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      <title>What's the C Word?</title>
      <description>Charity E6: We don't know the real Joey, claims Uncle Joe, who we also don't know. Send feedback and glowing praise at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Slide into our DMs on Insta at hereforthewrongreasonspodcast. Follow us @forwrongreasons.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 08 Aug 2023 01:02:59 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Anna and Ryan, Bachelor Superfans!</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>It's not the c-word you're thinking. </itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Charity E6: We don't know the real Joey, claims Uncle Joe, who we also don't know. Send feedback and glowing praise at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Slide into our DMs on Insta at hereforthewrongreasonspodcast. Follow us @forwrongreasons.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>Charity E6: We don't know the real Joey, claims Uncle Joe, who we also don't know. Send feedback and glowing praise at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Slide into our DMs on Insta at hereforthewrongreasonspodcast. Follow us @forwrongreasons.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <itunes:duration>2926</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <guid isPermaLink="false"><![CDATA[4318f620-3590-11ee-a916-53709bcf75a4]]></guid>
      <enclosure url="https://traffic.megaphone.fm/CSN5832347100.mp3?updated=1691460722" length="0" type="audio/mpeg"/>
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      <title>Here for the Wrong Reasons Presents: Separation Anxiety 9</title>
      <description>Separation Anxiety 9: Your hosts are delayed on recapping the Bachelorette, so here's an extremely serious episode about why their marriage failed!!! Also, a debate about Costco, for some reason. Send feedback and glowing praise at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Slide into our DMs on Insta at hereforthewrongreasonspodcast. Follow us @forwrongreasons.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 02 Aug 2023 05:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Anna and Ryan, Bachelor Superfans!</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Anna and Ryan talk about dating new people and listening to an old episode. </itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Separation Anxiety 9: Your hosts are delayed on recapping the Bachelorette, so here's an extremely serious episode about why their marriage failed!!! Also, a debate about Costco, for some reason. Send feedback and glowing praise at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Slide into our DMs on Insta at hereforthewrongreasonspodcast. Follow us @forwrongreasons.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>Separation Anxiety 9: Your hosts are delayed on recapping the Bachelorette, so here's an extremely serious episode about why their marriage failed!!! Also, a debate about Costco, for some reason. Send feedback and glowing praise at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Slide into our DMs on Insta at hereforthewrongreasonspodcast. Follow us @forwrongreasons.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <itunes:duration>4573</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <guid isPermaLink="false"><![CDATA[39e06890-30a4-11ee-a028-8769038ec67d]]></guid>
      <enclosure url="https://traffic.megaphone.fm/CSN7531674490.mp3?updated=1690919562" length="0" type="audio/mpeg"/>
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    <item>
      <title>I’m Totally in the Process of Falling in Love With You</title>
      <description>Charity E5: Aaron wants to show Charity the Crescent City that made him a man. Charity should have said "Bye, You" to both Sean and Tanner on the bayou. Send feedback and glowing praise at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Slide into our DMs on Insta at hereforthewrongreasonspodcast. Follow us @forwrongreasons.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 26 Jul 2023 05:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Anna and Ryan, Bachelor Superfans!</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Tanner is still on this show? Wait, never mind. Now he's not. </itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Charity E5: Aaron wants to show Charity the Crescent City that made him a man. Charity should have said "Bye, You" to both Sean and Tanner on the bayou. Send feedback and glowing praise at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Slide into our DMs on Insta at hereforthewrongreasonspodcast. Follow us @forwrongreasons.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>Charity E5: Aaron wants to show Charity the Crescent City that made him a man. Charity should have said "Bye, You" to both Sean and Tanner on the bayou. Send feedback and glowing praise at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Slide into our DMs on Insta at hereforthewrongreasonspodcast. Follow us @forwrongreasons.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <itunes:duration>3389</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <guid isPermaLink="false"><![CDATA[a4e071f2-2b55-11ee-83c2-dbe765fc9f4b]]></guid>
      <enclosure url="https://traffic.megaphone.fm/CSN9413615736.mp3?updated=1690336033" length="0" type="audio/mpeg"/>
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    <item>
      <title>Are You Dumb?</title>
      <description>Charity E4: The gang heads to freaking Washington State! Send feedback and glowing praise at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Slide into our DMs on Insta at hereforthewrongreasonspodcast. Follow us @forwrongreasons.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 20 Jul 2023 05:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Anna and Ryan, Bachelor Superfans!</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Brayden goes overboard to demon-strate his manliness; a girl scout is a demon. </itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Charity E4: The gang heads to freaking Washington State! Send feedback and glowing praise at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Slide into our DMs on Insta at hereforthewrongreasonspodcast. Follow us @forwrongreasons.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>Charity E4: The gang heads to freaking Washington State! Send feedback and glowing praise at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Slide into our DMs on Insta at hereforthewrongreasonspodcast. Follow us @forwrongreasons.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <itunes:duration>4171</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <guid isPermaLink="false"><![CDATA[01fb8100-26a7-11ee-8b5d-dbb21a3d3908]]></guid>
      <enclosure url="https://traffic.megaphone.fm/CSN5297679786.mp3?updated=1689821223" length="0" type="audio/mpeg"/>
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    <item>
      <title>Let's Blast Off, Baby!</title>
      <description>Charity E3: Brayden tells Charity the four words every woman is dying to hear: "You're worth trying for." Send feedback and glowing praise at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Slide into our DMs on Insta at hereforthewrongreasonspodcast. Follow us @forwrongreasons.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 13 Jul 2023 05:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Anna and Ryan, Bachelor Superfans!</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>K-E-N you listen to our podcast? (KEN is spelled K-E-N)</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Charity E3: Brayden tells Charity the four words every woman is dying to hear: "You're worth trying for." Send feedback and glowing praise at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Slide into our DMs on Insta at hereforthewrongreasonspodcast. Follow us @forwrongreasons.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Charity E3: Brayden tells Charity the four words every woman is dying to hear: "You're worth trying for." Send feedback and glowing praise at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Slide into our DMs on Insta at hereforthewrongreasonspodcast. Follow us @forwrongreasons.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>4928</itunes:duration>
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      <title>Sun's Out, Buns Out</title>
      <description>Charity E2: Brayden makes outlandish claims and wear outlandish earrings. Send feedback and glowing praise at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Slide into our DMs on Insta at hereforthewrongreasonspodcast. Follow us @forwrongreasons.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 07 Jul 2023 01:39:45 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Anna and Ryan, Bachelor Superfans!</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Adrian grills the guys about treating The Bachelorette like spring break, and the guys grill pineapple. </itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Charity E2: Brayden makes outlandish claims and wear outlandish earrings. Send feedback and glowing praise at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Slide into our DMs on Insta at hereforthewrongreasonspodcast. Follow us @forwrongreasons.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Charity E2: Brayden makes outlandish claims and wear outlandish earrings. Send feedback and glowing praise at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Slide into our DMs on Insta at hereforthewrongreasonspodcast. Follow us @forwrongreasons.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <itunes:duration>2721</itunes:duration>
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      <title>That Guy’s Doing Backflips, and I’m in HR</title>
      <description>Charity E1: Spencer tells Charity to kick him in the nuts. James looks nuts by bringing a letter from his mommy. Send feedback and glowing praise at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Slide into our DMs on Insta at hereforthewrongreasonspodcast. Follow us @forwrongreasons.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 30 Jun 2023 15:40:33 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Anna and Ryan, Bachelor Superfans!</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Chris does backflips, while Spencer flips out. </itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Charity E1: Spencer tells Charity to kick him in the nuts. James looks nuts by bringing a letter from his mommy. Send feedback and glowing praise at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Slide into our DMs on Insta at hereforthewrongreasonspodcast. Follow us @forwrongreasons.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Charity E1: Spencer tells Charity to kick him in the nuts. James looks nuts by bringing a letter from his mommy. Send feedback and glowing praise at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Slide into our DMs on Insta at hereforthewrongreasonspodcast. Follow us @forwrongreasons.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <itunes:duration>3513</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>The Big D!</title>
      <description>The Big D E1: Anna and Ryan recap the premiere episode of The Big D, a reality show in which divorced people try to find new love... with their exes. Send feedback and glowing praise at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Slide into our DMs on Insta at hereforthewrongreasonspodcast. Follow us @forwrongreasons.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 22 Jun 2023 05:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Anna and Ryan, Bachelor Superfans!</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Two huge surprises: Anna and Ryan are recapping a new show, and the USA network still exists!</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>The Big D E1: Anna and Ryan recap the premiere episode of The Big D, a reality show in which divorced people try to find new love... with their exes. Send feedback and glowing praise at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Slide into our DMs on Insta at hereforthewrongreasonspodcast. Follow us @forwrongreasons.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The Big D E1: Anna and Ryan recap the premiere episode of The Big D, a reality show in which divorced people try to find new love... with their exes. Send feedback and glowing praise at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Slide into our DMs on Insta at hereforthewrongreasonspodcast. Follow us @forwrongreasons.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <itunes:duration>3442</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>CATS!!!</title>
      <description>Anna and Ryan rave about the Huntsville High production of Cats! They struggle to cat-egorize Jellicle cats, and Anna tries to explain the story, with varying degrees of success. Send feedback and glowing praise at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Slide into our DMs on Insta at hereforthewrongreasonspodcast. Follow us @forwrongreasons.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 27 Apr 2023 05:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Anna and Ryan, Bachelor Superfans!</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Anna and Ryan review the Meowsical Cats!</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Anna and Ryan rave about the Huntsville High production of Cats! They struggle to cat-egorize Jellicle cats, and Anna tries to explain the story, with varying degrees of success. Send feedback and glowing praise at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Slide into our DMs on Insta at hereforthewrongreasonspodcast. Follow us @forwrongreasons.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Anna and Ryan rave about the Huntsville High production of Cats! They struggle to cat-egorize Jellicle cats, and Anna tries to explain the story, with varying degrees of success. Send feedback and glowing praise at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Slide into our DMs on Insta at hereforthewrongreasonspodcast. Follow us @forwrongreasons.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <itunes:duration>2151</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Here for the Wrong Reasons Presents: Separation Anxiety Episode 8</title>
      <description>Separation Anxiety 8: Recorded April 5, 2023. Anna and Ryan discuss the new(ish) dramedy Fleishman is in Trouble, starring Jessie Eisenberg, Claire Danes, Lizzy Caplan, and Josh Radnor as two struggling married couples (plus Adam Brody as eye candy). They compare the depictions of marriage, divorce, online dating, and midlife careers to their own experiences. Send feedback and glowing praise at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Slide into our DMs on Insta at hereforthewrongreasonspodcast. Follow us @forwrongreasons.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 07 Apr 2023 05:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Anna and Ryan, Bachelor Superfans!</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Your hosts recap Fleishman is in Trouble, and for some reason, most of Little Women</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Separation Anxiety 8: Recorded April 5, 2023. Anna and Ryan discuss the new(ish) dramedy Fleishman is in Trouble, starring Jessie Eisenberg, Claire Danes, Lizzy Caplan, and Josh Radnor as two struggling married couples (plus Adam Brody as eye candy). They compare the depictions of marriage, divorce, online dating, and midlife careers to their own experiences. Send feedback and glowing praise at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Slide into our DMs on Insta at hereforthewrongreasonspodcast. Follow us @forwrongreasons.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Separation Anxiety 8: Recorded April 5, 2023. Anna and Ryan discuss the new(ish) dramedy Fleishman is in Trouble, starring Jessie Eisenberg, Claire Danes, Lizzy Caplan, and Josh Radnor as two struggling married couples (plus Adam Brody as eye candy). They compare the depictions of marriage, divorce, online dating, and midlife careers to their own experiences. Send feedback and glowing praise at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Slide into our DMs on Insta at hereforthewrongreasonspodcast. Follow us @forwrongreasons.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <itunes:duration>4026</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>I Know, You Don't Have to Say It</title>
      <description>S27 E10: Zach Finale!!! Ariel finds her voice. After screwing Ariel, Zach screws her over. Send feedback and glowing praise at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Slide into our DMs on Insta at hereforthewrongreasonspodcast. Follow us @forwrongreasons.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 01 Apr 2023 22:01:59 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Anna and Ryan, Bachelor Superfans!</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Gabi figuratively and literally gets dragged through the mud. </itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>S27 E10: Zach Finale!!! Ariel finds her voice. After screwing Ariel, Zach screws her over. Send feedback and glowing praise at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Slide into our DMs on Insta at hereforthewrongreasonspodcast. Follow us @forwrongreasons.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>S27 E10: Zach Finale!!! Ariel finds her voice. After screwing Ariel, Zach screws her over. Send feedback and glowing praise at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Slide into our DMs on Insta at hereforthewrongreasonspodcast. Follow us @forwrongreasons.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <itunes:duration>3170</itunes:duration>
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      <title>Turn on the AC Please!</title>
      <description>S27 E9: Jessie doesn't believe Zach can keep his no sex vow. And he cannot. Send feedback and glowing praise at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Slide into our DMs on Insta at hereforthewrongreasonspodcast. Follow us @forwrongreasons.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 23 Mar 2023 05:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Anna and Ryan, Bachelor Superfans!</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>It's sex week! Or is it? It is. </itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>S27 E9: Jessie doesn't believe Zach can keep his no sex vow. And he cannot. Send feedback and glowing praise at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Slide into our DMs on Insta at hereforthewrongreasonspodcast. Follow us @forwrongreasons.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>S27 E9: Jessie doesn't believe Zach can keep his no sex vow. And he cannot. Send feedback and glowing praise at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Slide into our DMs on Insta at hereforthewrongreasonspodcast. Follow us @forwrongreasons.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <itunes:duration>2869</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>We Are Going to Have a Full Maple Experience</title>
      <description>S27 E8: Zach doesn't say a lot about why Ariel should choose him. Your favorite noodle says a lot about you. Send feedback and glowing praise at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Slide into our DMs on Insta at hereforthewrongreasonspodcast. Follow us @forwrongreasons.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 17 Mar 2023 05:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Anna and Ryan, Bachelor Superfans!</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Bobby for Bachelor!</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>S27 E8: Zach doesn't say a lot about why Ariel should choose him. Your favorite noodle says a lot about you. Send feedback and glowing praise at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Slide into our DMs on Insta at hereforthewrongreasonspodcast. Follow us @forwrongreasons.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>S27 E8: Zach doesn't say a lot about why Ariel should choose him. Your favorite noodle says a lot about you. Send feedback and glowing praise at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Slide into our DMs on Insta at hereforthewrongreasonspodcast. Follow us @forwrongreasons.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <itunes:duration>3304</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Holy Shiitake Mushrooms</title>
      <description>S27 E7: Forget London and Estonia... Budapest is actually the perfect place to fall in love! Send feedback and glowing praise at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Slide into our DMs on Insta at hereforthewrongreasonspodcast. Follow us @forwrongreasons.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 08 Mar 2023 06:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Anna and Ryan, Bachelor Superfans!</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Greer today, gone tomorrow. </itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>S27 E7: Forget London and Estonia... Budapest is actually the perfect place to fall in love! Send feedback and glowing praise at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Slide into our DMs on Insta at hereforthewrongreasonspodcast. Follow us @forwrongreasons.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>S27 E7: Forget London and Estonia... Budapest is actually the perfect place to fall in love! Send feedback and glowing praise at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Slide into our DMs on Insta at hereforthewrongreasonspodcast. Follow us @forwrongreasons.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <itunes:duration>3909</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <guid isPermaLink="false"><![CDATA[8be8d0ae-bd6e-11ed-bfc3-2315311a4f47]]></guid>
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      <title>That Made Me Want to Box Her Ears Off</title>
      <description>S27 E6: Zach wants to kiss the hell out of Gabi. Jess wants to get the hell out Estonia. Send feedback and glowing praise at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Slide into our DMs on Insta at hereforthewrongreasonspodcast. Follow us @forwrongreasons.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 03 Mar 2023 06:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Anna and Ryan, Bachelor Superfans!</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>The ladies have a Kat fight. </itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>S27 E6: Zach wants to kiss the hell out of Gabi. Jess wants to get the hell out Estonia. Send feedback and glowing praise at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Slide into our DMs on Insta at hereforthewrongreasonspodcast. Follow us @forwrongreasons.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>S27 E6: Zach wants to kiss the hell out of Gabi. Jess wants to get the hell out Estonia. Send feedback and glowing praise at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Slide into our DMs on Insta at hereforthewrongreasonspodcast. Follow us @forwrongreasons.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <itunes:duration>3264</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>I Love a Sensual Woody</title>
      <description>S27 E5: The ladies bother a beefeater. Greer is a tea drinker. Send feedback and glowing praise at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Slide into our DMs on Insta at hereforthewrongreasonspodcast. Follow us @forwrongreasons.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 23 Feb 2023 03:39:52 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Anna and Ryan, Bachelor Superfans!</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Zach and Gabi go on a fragrance journey that smells terrible to Greer. </itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>S27 E5: The ladies bother a beefeater. Greer is a tea drinker. Send feedback and glowing praise at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Slide into our DMs on Insta at hereforthewrongreasonspodcast. Follow us @forwrongreasons.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>S27 E5: The ladies bother a beefeater. Greer is a tea drinker. Send feedback and glowing praise at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Slide into our DMs on Insta at hereforthewrongreasonspodcast. Follow us @forwrongreasons.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <itunes:duration>3762</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <guid isPermaLink="false"><![CDATA[72f90b4a-b32d-11ed-9c02-db7d5fbd7d43]]></guid>
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      <title>It’s Like Two Meteors Perfectly Colliding and Creating a Star</title>
      <description>S27 E4:  Zach and Kat SPF each other. Kylee and Anatasia try to SPF each other over. Zach and Kat SPF each other. Send feedback and glowing praise at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Slide into our DMs on Insta at hereforthewrongreasonspodcast. Follow us @forwrongreasons.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 16 Feb 2023 21:50:55 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Anna and Ryan, Bachelor Superfans!</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Zach doesn't understand the science of star formation.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>S27 E4:  Zach and Kat SPF each other. Kylee and Anatasia try to SPF each other over. Zach and Kat SPF each other. Send feedback and glowing praise at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Slide into our DMs on Insta at hereforthewrongreasonspodcast. Follow us @forwrongreasons.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>S27 E4:  Zach and Kat SPF each other. Kylee and Anatasia try to SPF each other over. Zach and Kat SPF each other. Send feedback and glowing praise at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Slide into our DMs on Insta at hereforthewrongreasonspodcast. Follow us @forwrongreasons.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <itunes:duration>3111</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <guid isPermaLink="false"><![CDATA[682e7aa8-ae44-11ed-b249-23fb028b4639]]></guid>
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    <item>
      <title>FUUDDDGGGEEEE!</title>
      <description>S27 E3: It's Bachelor Bowl V, but we're just watching for the commercials. Send feedback and glowing praise at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Slide into our DMs on Insta at hereforthewrongreasonspodcast. Follow us @forwrongreasons.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 09 Feb 2023 06:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Anna and Ryan, Bachelor Superfans!</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Christina does weird mouth stuff.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>S27 E3: It's Bachelor Bowl V, but we're just watching for the commercials. Send feedback and glowing praise at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Slide into our DMs on Insta at hereforthewrongreasonspodcast. Follow us @forwrongreasons.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>S27 E3: It's Bachelor Bowl V, but we're just watching for the commercials. Send feedback and glowing praise at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Slide into our DMs on Insta at hereforthewrongreasonspodcast. Follow us @forwrongreasons.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>4822</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Zoomin Through Life with Someone Awesome</title>
      <description>S27 E2: Zach makes leather jackets uncool. Zach and Gabi make peanut cups unsexy. Send feedback and glowing praise at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Slide into our DMs on Insta at hereforthewrongreasonspodcast. Follow us @forwrongreasons.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 03 Feb 2023 06:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Anna and Ryan, Bachelor Superfans!</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Brianna gets worked up, and Jess calms down by eating a cookie.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>S27 E2: Zach makes leather jackets uncool. Zach and Gabi make peanut cups unsexy. Send feedback and glowing praise at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Slide into our DMs on Insta at hereforthewrongreasonspodcast. Follow us @forwrongreasons.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>S27 E2: Zach makes leather jackets uncool. Zach and Gabi make peanut cups unsexy. Send feedback and glowing praise at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Slide into our DMs on Insta at hereforthewrongreasonspodcast. Follow us @forwrongreasons.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <itunes:duration>3687</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>You Were in the Wrong Holland</title>
      <description>Bachelor S27 E1: Did you guys know that Zach played bass in the seventh grade for a band called Public Disturbance? And now that you know, do you care? You do not. Send feedback and glowing praise at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Slide into our DMs on Insta at hereforthewrongreasonspodcast. Follow us @forwrongreasons.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 26 Jan 2023 00:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Anna and Ryan, Bachelor Superfans!</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Sean Lowe insists that Zach has a funny side. </itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Bachelor S27 E1: Did you guys know that Zach played bass in the seventh grade for a band called Public Disturbance? And now that you know, do you care? You do not. Send feedback and glowing praise at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Slide into our DMs on Insta at hereforthewrongreasonspodcast. Follow us @forwrongreasons.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>Bachelor S27 E1: Did you guys know that Zach played bass in the seventh grade for a band called Public Disturbance? And now that you know, do you care? You do not. Send feedback and glowing praise at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Slide into our DMs on Insta at hereforthewrongreasonspodcast. Follow us @forwrongreasons.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <itunes:duration>3767</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Here for the Wrong Reasons Presents: Separation Anxiety Episode 7</title>
      <description>Separation Anxiety 7: Recorded December 19, 2022. Anna and Ryan answer your burning questions about Bachelor Nation, musicals, and more! And they objectively and fairly critique Nick Viall's skills as a podcast host. Send feedback and glowing praise at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Slide into our DMs on Insta at hereforthewrongreasonspodcast. Follow us @forwrongreasons.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 22 Dec 2022 22:08:46 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Anna and Ryan, Bachelor Superfans!</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Anna and Ryan Answer (Almost) Anything, and review The Viall Files interview with Victoria and Greg Grippo. </itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Separation Anxiety 7: Recorded December 19, 2022. Anna and Ryan answer your burning questions about Bachelor Nation, musicals, and more! And they objectively and fairly critique Nick Viall's skills as a podcast host. Send feedback and glowing praise at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Slide into our DMs on Insta at hereforthewrongreasonspodcast. Follow us @forwrongreasons.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>Separation Anxiety 7: Recorded December 19, 2022. Anna and Ryan answer your burning questions about Bachelor Nation, musicals, and more! And they objectively and fairly critique Nick Viall's skills as a podcast host. Send feedback and glowing praise at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Slide into our DMs on Insta at hereforthewrongreasonspodcast. Follow us @forwrongreasons.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <itunes:duration>4125</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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    <item>
      <title>Paradise Keeps on Paradising</title>
      <description>BIP S8 Finale: Victoria accepts and then rejects Johnny's moval. Send feedback and glowing praise at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Slide into our DMs on Insta at hereforthewrongreasonspodcast. Follow us @forwrongreasons.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 01 Dec 2022 06:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Anna and Ryan, Bachelor Superfans!</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Reality star Shanae complains that the twin she's dating makes too many TikToks. </itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>BIP S8 Finale: Victoria accepts and then rejects Johnny's moval. Send feedback and glowing praise at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Slide into our DMs on Insta at hereforthewrongreasonspodcast. Follow us @forwrongreasons.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>BIP S8 Finale: Victoria accepts and then rejects Johnny's moval. Send feedback and glowing praise at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Slide into our DMs on Insta at hereforthewrongreasonspodcast. Follow us @forwrongreasons.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <itunes:duration>2799</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <guid isPermaLink="false"><![CDATA[96020be6-7129-11ed-9c17-9baf632f92c4]]></guid>
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      <title>Here for the Wrong Reasons Presents: Separation Anxiety Episode 6</title>
      <description>Separation Anxiety 6. Recorded on November 12, 2022. Ask Us (Almost) Anything (Part 1)! Anna and Ryan answer burning listener questions! Send feedback and glowing praise at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Slide into our DMs on Insta at hereforthewrongreasonspodcast. Follow us @forwrongreasons.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 21 Nov 2022 06:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Anna and Ryan, Bachelor Superfans!</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Anna and Ryan Answer (Almost) All of Your Questions</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Separation Anxiety 6. Recorded on November 12, 2022. Ask Us (Almost) Anything (Part 1)! Anna and Ryan answer burning listener questions! Send feedback and glowing praise at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Slide into our DMs on Insta at hereforthewrongreasonspodcast. Follow us @forwrongreasons.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>Separation Anxiety 6. Recorded on November 12, 2022. Ask Us (Almost) Anything (Part 1)! Anna and Ryan answer burning listener questions! Send feedback and glowing praise at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Slide into our DMs on Insta at hereforthewrongreasonspodcast. Follow us @forwrongreasons.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <itunes:duration>3940</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <guid isPermaLink="false"><![CDATA[1f2bd7ee-66e9-11ed-a8b1-638088e0503e]]></guid>
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    <item>
      <title>This Place is Making Me Dumber</title>
      <description>BIP S8 Week 8: The ladies ask the fellas to a 90s style Sadie Hawkins dance. Jessie Palmer introduces the Bachelorverse. Send feedback and glowing praise at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Slide into our DMs on Insta at hereforthewrongreasonspodcast. Follow us @forwrongreasons.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 19 Nov 2022 06:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Anna and Ryan, Bachelor Superfans!</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Andrew calls Ency dude, Ryan calls Milk Duds duds. </itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>BIP S8 Week 8: The ladies ask the fellas to a 90s style Sadie Hawkins dance. Jessie Palmer introduces the Bachelorverse. Send feedback and glowing praise at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Slide into our DMs on Insta at hereforthewrongreasonspodcast. Follow us @forwrongreasons.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>BIP S8 Week 8: The ladies ask the fellas to a 90s style Sadie Hawkins dance. Jessie Palmer introduces the Bachelorverse. Send feedback and glowing praise at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Slide into our DMs on Insta at hereforthewrongreasonspodcast. Follow us @forwrongreasons.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <itunes:duration>3073</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <guid isPermaLink="false"><![CDATA[1ecd3100-67b4-11ed-b65f-23ad0fcf9667]]></guid>
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    <item>
      <title>My Sister in Christ, I Am 33 Years Old</title>
      <description>BIP S8 Week 7: Kate can't decide between Logan and Hayden's money. Send feedback and glowing praise at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Slide into our DMs on Insta at hereforthewrongreasonspodcast. Follow us @forwrongreasons.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 11 Nov 2022 06:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Anna and Ryan, Bachelor Superfans!</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Eliza, Rodney, and Justin are the latest victims of geometry beach (TM Johnny). </itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>BIP S8 Week 7: Kate can't decide between Logan and Hayden's money. Send feedback and glowing praise at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Slide into our DMs on Insta at hereforthewrongreasonspodcast. Follow us @forwrongreasons.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>BIP S8 Week 7: Kate can't decide between Logan and Hayden's money. Send feedback and glowing praise at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Slide into our DMs on Insta at hereforthewrongreasonspodcast. Follow us @forwrongreasons.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <itunes:duration>1899</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <guid isPermaLink="false"><![CDATA[a4ef7fc0-6153-11ed-a419-1715e28e9541]]></guid>
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    <item>
      <title>Is This Going to Be Double Trouble or Double Fun? </title>
      <description>BIP S8 Week 6: Justin returns justin time to cause trouble. Send feedback and glowing praise at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Slide into our DMs on Insta at hereforthewrongreasonspodcast. Follow us @forwrongreasons.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 05 Nov 2022 05:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Anna and Ryan, Bachelor Superfans!</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Hayden apparently has a dog named Rambo. </itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>BIP S8 Week 6: Justin returns justin time to cause trouble. Send feedback and glowing praise at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Slide into our DMs on Insta at hereforthewrongreasonspodcast. Follow us @forwrongreasons.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>BIP S8 Week 6: Justin returns justin time to cause trouble. Send feedback and glowing praise at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Slide into our DMs on Insta at hereforthewrongreasonspodcast. Follow us @forwrongreasons.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <itunes:duration>3940</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <guid isPermaLink="false"><![CDATA[301962b4-5ca4-11ed-ab55-6bca1269c00b]]></guid>
      <enclosure url="https://traffic.megaphone.fm/CSN3729239742.mp3?updated=1667609877" length="0" type="audio/mpeg"/>
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    <item>
      <title>He's a Lyft Driver and He Broke My Heart</title>
      <description>BIP S8 Week 5: Logan and Kate are somehow a thing, but Genevieve and Shanae are the most surprising couple in Paradise. Send feedback and glowing praise at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Slide into our DMs on Insta at hereforthewrongreasonspodcast. Follow us @forwrongreasons.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 28 Oct 2022 05:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Anna and Ryan, Bachelor Superfans!</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Johnny exhales loudly. </itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>BIP S8 Week 5: Logan and Kate are somehow a thing, but Genevieve and Shanae are the most surprising couple in Paradise. Send feedback and glowing praise at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Slide into our DMs on Insta at hereforthewrongreasonspodcast. Follow us @forwrongreasons.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>BIP S8 Week 5: Logan and Kate are somehow a thing, but Genevieve and Shanae are the most surprising couple in Paradise. Send feedback and glowing praise at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Slide into our DMs on Insta at hereforthewrongreasonspodcast. Follow us @forwrongreasons.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <itunes:duration>2912</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <guid isPermaLink="false"><![CDATA[77f38bee-566b-11ed-98cc-5f801e7a5d31]]></guid>
      <enclosure url="https://traffic.megaphone.fm/CSN1455007572.mp3?updated=1666925809" length="0" type="audio/mpeg"/>
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    <item>
      <title>An Atomic Bomb of Biblical Proportions Was Just Dropped</title>
      <description>BIP S8 Week 4: Jessie Palmer pulls a switcheroo and brings new fembots to the beach. Michael A finally finds someone who might love him (other than Sierra). Anna and Ryan update listeners on the #14DaysofMagic challenge. Participate at magicmind.co/14daysofmagic and use promo code REASONS14. Send feedback and glowing praise at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Slide into our DMs on Insta at hereforthewrongreasonspodcast. Follow us @forwrongreasons.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 22 Oct 2022 19:56:11 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Anna and Ryan, Bachelor Superfans!</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Alex returns. Other stuff may have happened as well. </itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>BIP S8 Week 4: Jessie Palmer pulls a switcheroo and brings new fembots to the beach. Michael A finally finds someone who might love him (other than Sierra). Anna and Ryan update listeners on the #14DaysofMagic challenge. Participate at magicmind.co/14daysofmagic and use promo code REASONS14. Send feedback and glowing praise at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Slide into our DMs on Insta at hereforthewrongreasonspodcast. Follow us @forwrongreasons.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>BIP S8 Week 4: Jessie Palmer pulls a switcheroo and brings new fembots to the beach. Michael A finally finds someone who might love him (other than Sierra). Anna and Ryan update listeners on the #14DaysofMagic challenge. Participate at magicmind.co/14daysofmagic and use promo code REASONS14. Send feedback and glowing praise at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Slide into our DMs on Insta at hereforthewrongreasonspodcast. Follow us @forwrongreasons.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <itunes:duration>3046</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <guid isPermaLink="false"><![CDATA[f86dc446-5243-11ed-95b0-ab3d09d501ec]]></guid>
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    <item>
      <title>I Change Lives One Slice at a Time</title>
      <description>BIP S8 E4-5: If anyone still cares, Anna and Ryan finally release this episode. Send feedback and glowing praise at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Slide into our DMs on Insta at hereforthewrongreasonspodcast. Follow us @forwrongreasons.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 17 Oct 2022 20:43:01 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Anna and Ryan, Bachelor Superfans!</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Pizza Pete says B-B-B-Bonjourno to B-B-B-B-Brittany!</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>BIP S8 E4-5: If anyone still cares, Anna and Ryan finally release this episode. Send feedback and glowing praise at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Slide into our DMs on Insta at hereforthewrongreasonspodcast. Follow us @forwrongreasons.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>BIP S8 E4-5: If anyone still cares, Anna and Ryan finally release this episode. Send feedback and glowing praise at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Slide into our DMs on Insta at hereforthewrongreasonspodcast. Follow us @forwrongreasons.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <itunes:duration>2785</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <guid isPermaLink="false"><![CDATA[a0db36d6-4e5c-11ed-9887-07fb7ffeea75]]></guid>
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      <title>Separation Anxiety 6</title>
      <description>Separation Anxiety 6. Recorded on October 9, 2022. Anna and Ryan share their pop culture picks that make a separation even more delightful! Some of our recs:

Divorce Story: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/divorce-story/id1500681762

Where Do We Begin?: https://www.estherperel.com/podcast

Dear Therapist Podcast: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/dear-therapists-with-lori-gottlieb-and-guy-winch/id1523340696

Heartbreak: A Personal and Scientific Journey: http://www.florencewilliams.com/new-page

Wayward: https://www.penguinrandomhouse.com/books/668172/wayward-by-dana-spiotta/

Free Love: https://www.penguinrandomhouse.ca/books/705316/free-love-by-tessa-hadley/9781039003057

The Worst Person in the World: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt10370710/

Let 'Em Burn: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2pcsUJLRDjo

Send feedback and glowing praise at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Slide into our DMs on Insta at hereforthewrongreasonspodcast. Follow us @forwrongreasons.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 12 Oct 2022 05:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Anna and Ryan, Bachelor Superfans!</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Anna and Ryan discuss the pop culture that got them through their separation. </itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Separation Anxiety 6. Recorded on October 9, 2022. Anna and Ryan share their pop culture picks that make a separation even more delightful! Some of our recs:

Divorce Story: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/divorce-story/id1500681762

Where Do We Begin?: https://www.estherperel.com/podcast

Dear Therapist Podcast: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/dear-therapists-with-lori-gottlieb-and-guy-winch/id1523340696

Heartbreak: A Personal and Scientific Journey: http://www.florencewilliams.com/new-page

Wayward: https://www.penguinrandomhouse.com/books/668172/wayward-by-dana-spiotta/

Free Love: https://www.penguinrandomhouse.ca/books/705316/free-love-by-tessa-hadley/9781039003057

The Worst Person in the World: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt10370710/

Let 'Em Burn: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2pcsUJLRDjo

Send feedback and glowing praise at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Slide into our DMs on Insta at hereforthewrongreasonspodcast. Follow us @forwrongreasons.
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        <![CDATA[<p>Separation Anxiety 6. Recorded on October 9, 2022. Anna and Ryan share their pop culture picks that make a separation even more delightful! Some of our recs:</p><ul>
<li>Divorce Story: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/divorce-story/id1500681762</li>
<li>Where Do We Begin?: https://www.estherperel.com/podcast</li>
<li>Dear Therapist Podcast: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/dear-therapists-with-lori-gottlieb-and-guy-winch/id1523340696</li>
<li>Heartbreak: A Personal and Scientific Journey: http://www.florencewilliams.com/new-page</li>
<li>Wayward: https://www.penguinrandomhouse.com/books/668172/wayward-by-dana-spiotta/</li>
<li>Free Love: https://www.penguinrandomhouse.ca/books/705316/free-love-by-tessa-hadley/9781039003057</li>
<li>The Worst Person in the World: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt10370710/</li>
<li>Let 'Em Burn: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2pcsUJLRDjo</li>
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      <title>I Believe You Are as Stunning as You Are Iconic</title>
      <description>BIP S8 E2-3: Hailey has to explain snails and analogies to Logan. Wells gives a way to long (or super delightful) skit about Salley. Ryan wants to get biblical with Eve. Anna and Ryan introduce the #14DaysofMagic challenge. Participate at magicmind.co/14daysofmagic and use promo code REASONS14. Send feedback and glowing praise at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Slide into our DMs on Insta at hereforthewrongreasonspodcast. Follow us @forwrongreasons.
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      <pubDate>Sat, 08 Oct 2022 18:13:23 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>Teddi can't bear paradise. </itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Anna and Ryan, Bachelor Superfans!</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle></itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>BIP S8 E2-3: Hailey has to explain snails and analogies to Logan. Wells gives a way to long (or super delightful) skit about Salley. Ryan wants to get biblical with Eve. Anna and Ryan introduce the #14DaysofMagic challenge. Participate at magicmind.co/14daysofmagic and use promo code REASONS14. Send feedback and glowing praise at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Slide into our DMs on Insta at hereforthewrongreasonspodcast. Follow us @forwrongreasons.
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        <![CDATA[<p>BIP S8 E2-3: Hailey has to explain snails and analogies to Logan. Wells gives a way to long (or super delightful) skit about Salley. Ryan wants to get biblical with Eve. Anna and Ryan introduce the #14DaysofMagic challenge. Participate at <a href="http://magicmind.co/14daysofmagic">magicmind.co/14daysofmagic</a> and use promo code REASONS14. Send feedback and glowing praise at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Slide into our DMs on Insta at hereforthewrongreasonspodcast. Follow us @forwrongreasons.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <itunes:duration>3446</itunes:duration>
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      <title>Zamn, Zaddy! </title>
      <description>BIP S8 E1: Justin has controversial opinions about pears. Luce fakes her birthday. Jacob is Tarzan, or maybe a baby dolphin? Plus Anna and Ryan have exciting news courtesy of their new friends at https://magicmind.co/. Send feedback and glowing praise at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Slide into our DMs on Insta at hereforthewrongreasonspodcast. Follow us @forwrongreasons.
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      <pubDate>Fri, 30 Sep 2022 22:36:23 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Anna and Ryan, Bachelor Superfans!</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Hunter has IBS, Romeo brings the BS. </itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>BIP S8 E1: Justin has controversial opinions about pears. Luce fakes her birthday. Jacob is Tarzan, or maybe a baby dolphin? Plus Anna and Ryan have exciting news courtesy of their new friends at https://magicmind.co/. Send feedback and glowing praise at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Slide into our DMs on Insta at hereforthewrongreasonspodcast. Follow us @forwrongreasons.
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        <![CDATA[<p>BIP S8 E1: Justin has controversial opinions about pears. Luce fakes her birthday. Jacob is Tarzan, or maybe a baby dolphin? Plus Anna and Ryan have exciting news courtesy of their new friends at https://magicmind.co/. Send feedback and glowing praise at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Slide into our DMs on Insta at hereforthewrongreasonspodcast. Follow us @forwrongreasons.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <itunes:duration>3618</itunes:duration>
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      <title>For Me Personally, That Was Really Difficult to Watch</title>
      <description>Rachel/Gabby Finale: Zach erases himself from the narrative, only to become the next Bachelor. Tino unbuttons his shirt. Send feedback and glowing praise at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Slide into our DMs on Insta at hereforthewrongreasonspodcast. Follow us @forwrongreasons.
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      <pubDate>Fri, 23 Sep 2022 05:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Anna and Ryan, Bachelor Superfans!</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Jessie finds this season brutal, and we agree. </itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Rachel/Gabby Finale: Zach erases himself from the narrative, only to become the next Bachelor. Tino unbuttons his shirt. Send feedback and glowing praise at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Slide into our DMs on Insta at hereforthewrongreasonspodcast. Follow us @forwrongreasons.
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        <![CDATA[<p>Rachel/Gabby Finale: Zach erases himself from the narrative, only to become the next Bachelor. Tino unbuttons his shirt. Send feedback and glowing praise at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Slide into our DMs on Insta at hereforthewrongreasonspodcast. Follow us @forwrongreasons.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <itunes:duration>3131</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>I Hope This Doesn't End in a Big Fat Dumpster Fire</title>
      <description>Rachel/Gabby Overnight Dates: Gabby wants to crawl inside of Erich and away from Johnny. Rachel says that Aven is *wink* "the whole package" *wink.* Send feedback and glowing praise at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Slide into our DMs on Insta at hereforthewrongreasonspodcast. Follow us @forwrongreasons.
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      <pubDate>Fri, 09 Sep 2022 14:44:14 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Anna and Ryan, Bachelor Superfans!</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Gabby may have a censor box over her ass, but Jason has a censor box over his heart. </itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Rachel/Gabby Overnight Dates: Gabby wants to crawl inside of Erich and away from Johnny. Rachel says that Aven is *wink* "the whole package" *wink.* Send feedback and glowing praise at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Slide into our DMs on Insta at hereforthewrongreasonspodcast. Follow us @forwrongreasons.
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        <![CDATA[<p>Rachel/Gabby Overnight Dates: Gabby wants to crawl inside of Erich and away from Johnny. Rachel says that Aven is *wink* "the whole package" *wink.* Send feedback and glowing praise at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Slide into our DMs on Insta at hereforthewrongreasonspodcast. Follow us @forwrongreasons.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <itunes:duration>3206</itunes:duration>
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      <title>Here for the Wrong Reasons Presents: Separation Anxiety Episode 5</title>
      <description>Recorded September 1, 2022. Anna and Ryan have a sweet, sappy conversation about what they have come to appreciate about each other now that they're separated. Send feedback and glowing praise at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Slide into our DMs on Insta at hereforthewrongreasonspodcast. Follow us @forwrongreasons.
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      <pubDate>Thu, 08 Sep 2022 05:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Anna and Ryan, Bachelor Superfans!</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Anna and Ryan discuss what they appreciate anew about each other after the separation. </itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Recorded September 1, 2022. Anna and Ryan have a sweet, sappy conversation about what they have come to appreciate about each other now that they're separated. Send feedback and glowing praise at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Slide into our DMs on Insta at hereforthewrongreasonspodcast. Follow us @forwrongreasons.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Recorded September 1, 2022. Anna and Ryan have a sweet, sappy conversation about what they have come to appreciate about each other now that they're separated. Send feedback and glowing praise at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Slide into our DMs on Insta at hereforthewrongreasonspodcast. Follow us @forwrongreasons.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <itunes:duration>3421</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Roby, Disappear!</title>
      <description>Rachel/Gabby Men Tell All (Plus Aven's hometown, for some reason): Roby Sobieski becomes Roby Soblondeski. Jessie Palmer changes everyone's lives by... giving them a free cruise? Send feedback and glowing praise at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Slide into our DMs on Insta at hereforthewrongreasonspodcast. Follow us @forwrongreasons.
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      <pubDate>Thu, 01 Sep 2022 05:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Anna and Ryan, Bachelor Superfans!</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>The Love Witch knocks over her table, then Meatball knocks over Billy Eichner. </itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Rachel/Gabby Men Tell All (Plus Aven's hometown, for some reason): Roby Sobieski becomes Roby Soblondeski. Jessie Palmer changes everyone's lives by... giving them a free cruise? Send feedback and glowing praise at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Slide into our DMs on Insta at hereforthewrongreasonspodcast. Follow us @forwrongreasons.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Rachel/Gabby Men Tell All (Plus Aven's hometown, for some reason): Roby Sobieski becomes Roby Soblondeski. Jessie Palmer changes everyone's lives by... giving them a free cruise? Send feedback and glowing praise at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Slide into our DMs on Insta at hereforthewrongreasonspodcast. Follow us @forwrongreasons.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <itunes:duration>2761</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>I Want to Get an Old Man to Show Me His (Bleep)</title>
      <description>Rachel/Gabby Hometowns Part 1: Tyler finds out the Bachelorette is rigged. Tino's parents are not here for Rachel. Send feedback and glowing praise at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Slide into our DMs on Insta at hereforthewrongreasonspodcast. Follow us @forwrongreasons.
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      <pubDate>Fri, 26 Aug 2022 05:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Anna and Ryan, Bachelor Superfans!</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Gabby is putty in Erich's hands, and David Puddy appears. </itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Rachel/Gabby Hometowns Part 1: Tyler finds out the Bachelorette is rigged. Tino's parents are not here for Rachel. Send feedback and glowing praise at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Slide into our DMs on Insta at hereforthewrongreasonspodcast. Follow us @forwrongreasons.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Rachel/Gabby Hometowns Part 1: Tyler finds out the Bachelorette is rigged. Tino's parents are not here for Rachel. Send feedback and glowing praise at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Slide into our DMs on Insta at hereforthewrongreasonspodcast. Follow us @forwrongreasons.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <itunes:duration>3951</itunes:duration>
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      <title>Baby Back Bitch</title>
      <description>Rachel/Gabby E6: The cruise ship arrives in Amsterdam just in time for Anna to do her extremely accurate Dutch accent. Gabby drops the mother of all surprises. Tino's acting like a real mommy's boy. Send feedback and glowing praise at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Slide into our DMs on Insta at hereforthewrongreasonspodcast. Follow us @forwrongreasons.
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      <pubDate>Sat, 20 Aug 2022 05:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Anna and Ryan, Bachelor Superfans!</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Ryan and Logan both get Covid! </itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Rachel/Gabby E6: The cruise ship arrives in Amsterdam just in time for Anna to do her extremely accurate Dutch accent. Gabby drops the mother of all surprises. Tino's acting like a real mommy's boy. Send feedback and glowing praise at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Slide into our DMs on Insta at hereforthewrongreasonspodcast. Follow us @forwrongreasons.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Rachel/Gabby E6: The cruise ship arrives in Amsterdam just in time for Anna to do her extremely accurate Dutch accent. Gabby drops the mother of all surprises. Tino's acting like a real mommy's boy. Send feedback and glowing praise at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Slide into our DMs on Insta at hereforthewrongreasonspodcast. Follow us @forwrongreasons.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>3417</itunes:duration>
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      <title>Here for the Wrong Reasons Presents: Separation Anxiety Episode 4</title>
      <description>Recorded August 15, 2022: Anna and Ryan further dissect their separation by discussing the things they think they did right, the things they probably did wrong, and the things that have surprised them about the separation so far.  Legally and morally, they also need to remind you that they are not trained therapists or even particularly competent human beings, so please take their advice with several grains of salt. Send feedback and glowing praise at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Slide into our DMs on Insta at hereforthewrongreasonspodcast. Follow us @forwrongreasons.
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      <pubDate>Tue, 16 Aug 2022 05:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Anna and Ryan, Bachelor Superfans!</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Anna and Ryan talk about what they did right (so much!) and what they did wrong (very little) in their separation. </itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Recorded August 15, 2022: Anna and Ryan further dissect their separation by discussing the things they think they did right, the things they probably did wrong, and the things that have surprised them about the separation so far.  Legally and morally, they also need to remind you that they are not trained therapists or even particularly competent human beings, so please take their advice with several grains of salt. Send feedback and glowing praise at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Slide into our DMs on Insta at hereforthewrongreasonspodcast. Follow us @forwrongreasons.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Recorded August 15, 2022: Anna and Ryan further dissect their separation by discussing the things they think they did right, the things they probably did wrong, and the things that have surprised them about the separation so far.  Legally and morally, they also need to remind you that they are not trained therapists or even particularly competent human beings, so please take their advice with several grains of salt. Send feedback and glowing praise at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Slide into our DMs on Insta at hereforthewrongreasonspodcast. Follow us @forwrongreasons.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <itunes:duration>2760</itunes:duration>
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      <title>You Cannot Be The Perfect Bachelorette</title>
      <description>Rachel/Gabby E5: Anna and Ryan have an intense debate about whether this was the most boring episode ever or just a regular boring episode. And in a shocking twist, Rachel is insecure. Send feedback and glowing praise at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Slide into our DMs on Insta at hereforthewrongreasonspodcast. Follow us @forwrongreasons.
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      <pubDate>Wed, 10 Aug 2022 05:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Anna and Ryan, Bachelor Superfans!</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Logan slaps Rachel with some unexpected news, while the other guys get slapped by a fish. </itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Rachel/Gabby E5: Anna and Ryan have an intense debate about whether this was the most boring episode ever or just a regular boring episode. And in a shocking twist, Rachel is insecure. Send feedback and glowing praise at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Slide into our DMs on Insta at hereforthewrongreasonspodcast. Follow us @forwrongreasons.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>Rachel/Gabby E5: Anna and Ryan have an intense debate about whether this was the most boring episode ever or just a regular boring episode. And in a shocking twist, Rachel is insecure. Send feedback and glowing praise at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Slide into our DMs on Insta at hereforthewrongreasonspodcast. Follow us @forwrongreasons.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <itunes:duration>3877</itunes:duration>
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      <title>I’m Ready to See Rambo</title>
      <description>Rachel/Gabby E4: Hayden abandoned his dying dog (and took the dog's toy) so he could be a dick on national television. Gabby's fellas do a French boxing date, but Rachel's the one who starts a fight. Send feedback and glowing praise at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Slide into our DMs on Insta at hereforthewrongreasonspodcast. Follow us @forwrongreasons.
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      <pubDate>Thu, 04 Aug 2022 05:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Anna and Ryan, Bachelor Superfans!</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>In the most romantic city in the world, Rachel smells dudes' armpits. </itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Rachel/Gabby E4: Hayden abandoned his dying dog (and took the dog's toy) so he could be a dick on national television. Gabby's fellas do a French boxing date, but Rachel's the one who starts a fight. Send feedback and glowing praise at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Slide into our DMs on Insta at hereforthewrongreasonspodcast. Follow us @forwrongreasons.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>Rachel/Gabby E4: Hayden abandoned his dying dog (and took the dog's toy) so he could be a dick on national television. Gabby's fellas do a French boxing date, but Rachel's the one who starts a fight. Send feedback and glowing praise at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Slide into our DMs on Insta at hereforthewrongreasonspodcast. Follow us @forwrongreasons.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>3940</itunes:duration>
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      <title>Here for the Wrong Reasons Presents: Separation Anxiety Episode 3</title>
      <description>Recorded July 29, 2022: Anna and Ryan give you an update on their family trip as a separated couple, which was no more stressful than most family trips they took as a married couple.
Send feedback and glowing praise at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Slide into our DMs on Insta at hereforthewrongreasonspodcast. Follow us @forwrongreasons.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 01 Aug 2022 05:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Anna and Ryan, Bachelor Superfans!</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Our estranged couple talks about the ups and downs of their separation summer. </itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Recorded July 29, 2022: Anna and Ryan give you an update on their family trip as a separated couple, which was no more stressful than most family trips they took as a married couple.
Send feedback and glowing praise at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Slide into our DMs on Insta at hereforthewrongreasonspodcast. Follow us @forwrongreasons.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>Recorded July 29, 2022: Anna and Ryan give you an update on their family trip as a separated couple, which was no more stressful than most family trips they took as a married couple.</p><p>Send feedback and glowing praise at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Slide into our DMs on Insta at hereforthewrongreasonspodcast. Follow us @forwrongreasons.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <itunes:duration>2850</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Guys Are Losing Their Marbles</title>
      <description>Rachel/Gabby E3: Anna and Ryan put you in a sound bath of our glorious podcast recap, but Grandpa John probably fell asleep during it. Hayden is a little rough around the edges with Gabby's feelings. Send feedback and glowing praise at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Slide into our DMs on Insta at hereforthewrongreasonspodcast. Follow us @forwrongreasons.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 28 Jul 2022 05:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Anna and Ryan, Bachelor Superfans!</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Is this the most dramatic rose ceremony ever? Anna and Ryan debate in their most dramatic podcast ever. </itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Rachel/Gabby E3: Anna and Ryan put you in a sound bath of our glorious podcast recap, but Grandpa John probably fell asleep during it. Hayden is a little rough around the edges with Gabby's feelings. Send feedback and glowing praise at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Slide into our DMs on Insta at hereforthewrongreasonspodcast. Follow us @forwrongreasons.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>Rachel/Gabby E3: Anna and Ryan put you in a sound bath of our glorious podcast recap, but Grandpa John probably fell asleep during it. Hayden is a little rough around the edges with Gabby's feelings. Send feedback and glowing praise at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Slide into our DMs on Insta at hereforthewrongreasonspodcast. Follow us @forwrongreasons.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <itunes:duration>4015</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Here for the Wrong Reasons Presents: Separation Anxiety Episode 2</title>
      <description>Recorded May 25, 2022. Anna and Ryan provide an update on their situation: where they live, where they laugh, where they love. Then they develop several sitcom ideas instead of really figuring out what went wrong in their own lives. You can also read these sources that Anna and Ryan didn't read but should have:
Don't Be a Disney Dad
https://fathers.com/featured-resource-center-page/dont-be-a-disney-dad-guest-blog/
How to Make Kids Feel at Home in Both Homes After a Divorce
https://www.nytimes.com/2022/04/01/realestate/divorce-kids-homes.html
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 25 Jul 2022 05:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Anna and Ryan, Bachelor Superfans!</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>The fun continues as Anna and Ryan further dissect their divorce!!!  It's comedy gold! </itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Recorded May 25, 2022. Anna and Ryan provide an update on their situation: where they live, where they laugh, where they love. Then they develop several sitcom ideas instead of really figuring out what went wrong in their own lives. You can also read these sources that Anna and Ryan didn't read but should have:
Don't Be a Disney Dad
https://fathers.com/featured-resource-center-page/dont-be-a-disney-dad-guest-blog/
How to Make Kids Feel at Home in Both Homes After a Divorce
https://www.nytimes.com/2022/04/01/realestate/divorce-kids-homes.html
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Recorded May 25, 2022. Anna and Ryan provide an update on their situation: where they live, where they laugh, where they love. Then they develop several sitcom ideas instead of really figuring out what went wrong in their own lives. You can also read these sources that Anna and Ryan didn't read but should have:</p><p>Don't Be a Disney Dad</p><p>https://fathers.com/featured-resource-center-page/dont-be-a-disney-dad-guest-blog/</p><p>How to Make Kids Feel at Home in Both Homes After a Divorce</p><p>https://www.nytimes.com/2022/04/01/realestate/divorce-kids-homes.html</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <itunes:duration>2499</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Before a Relationship Turns into a Beautiful Butterfly, It Has to Start as a Worm</title>
      <description>Rachel/Gabby E2: The ladies have a need, a need for speed-os. Jordan V is perfect, gets cut. Chris is not perfect, gets cut. Send feedback and glowing praise at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Slide into our DMs on Insta at hereforthewrongreasonspodcast. Follow us @forwrongreasons.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 22 Jul 2022 05:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Anna and Ryan, Bachelor Superfans!</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Logan gets saucy by kissing both women; Meatball gets saucy by pouring marinara on himself. </itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Rachel/Gabby E2: The ladies have a need, a need for speed-os. Jordan V is perfect, gets cut. Chris is not perfect, gets cut. Send feedback and glowing praise at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Slide into our DMs on Insta at hereforthewrongreasonspodcast. Follow us @forwrongreasons.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Rachel/Gabby E2: The ladies have a need, a need for speed-os. Jordan V is perfect, gets cut. Chris is not perfect, gets cut. Send feedback and glowing praise at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Slide into our DMs on Insta at hereforthewrongreasonspodcast. Follow us @forwrongreasons.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <itunes:duration>3712</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Here for the Wrong Reasons Presents: Separation Anxiety Episode 1</title>
      <description>Recorded April 7, 2022. Anna and Ryan armchair quarterback why their marriage did not last, despite knowing nothing about quarterbacks. They also recommend resources written by people way more knowledgeable than them:
But You Seemed So Happy: A Marriage in Bits and Pieces. By Kimberly Harrington. https://www.amazon.com/But-You-Seemed-So-Happy/dp/0062993313
Heartbreak: A Personal and Scientific Journey. By Florence Williams.
https://www.amazon.com/Heartbreak-Personal-Scientific-Florence-Williams/dp/1324003480
"How I Demolished My Life." By Honor Jones.
https://www.theatlantic.com/family/archive/2021/12/divorce-parenting/621054/
Conscious Uncoupling.
https://www.consciousuncoupling.com/
And a goddamn GOOP article about conscious uncoupling, for fuck's sake:
https://goop.com/wellness/relationships/conscious-uncoupling-2/
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 18 Jul 2022 05:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Anna and Ryan, Bachelor Superfans!</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Anna and Ryan get together to discuss their separation.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Recorded April 7, 2022. Anna and Ryan armchair quarterback why their marriage did not last, despite knowing nothing about quarterbacks. They also recommend resources written by people way more knowledgeable than them:
But You Seemed So Happy: A Marriage in Bits and Pieces. By Kimberly Harrington. https://www.amazon.com/But-You-Seemed-So-Happy/dp/0062993313
Heartbreak: A Personal and Scientific Journey. By Florence Williams.
https://www.amazon.com/Heartbreak-Personal-Scientific-Florence-Williams/dp/1324003480
"How I Demolished My Life." By Honor Jones.
https://www.theatlantic.com/family/archive/2021/12/divorce-parenting/621054/
Conscious Uncoupling.
https://www.consciousuncoupling.com/
And a goddamn GOOP article about conscious uncoupling, for fuck's sake:
https://goop.com/wellness/relationships/conscious-uncoupling-2/
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>Recorded April 7, 2022. Anna and Ryan armchair quarterback why their marriage did not last, despite knowing nothing about quarterbacks. They also recommend resources written by people way more knowledgeable than them:</p><p>But You Seemed So Happy: A Marriage in Bits and Pieces. By Kimberly Harrington. https://www.amazon.com/But-You-Seemed-So-Happy/dp/0062993313</p><p>Heartbreak: A Personal and Scientific Journey. By Florence Williams.</p><p>https://www.amazon.com/Heartbreak-Personal-Scientific-Florence-Williams/dp/1324003480</p><p>"How I Demolished My Life." By Honor Jones.</p><p>https://www.theatlantic.com/family/archive/2021/12/divorce-parenting/621054/</p><p>Conscious Uncoupling.</p><p>https://www.consciousuncoupling.com/</p><p>And a goddamn GOOP article about conscious uncoupling, for fuck's sake:</p><p>https://goop.com/wellness/relationships/conscious-uncoupling-2/</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <itunes:duration>2535</itunes:duration>
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      <title>I'm Only Here for the Happy Ending</title>
      <description>Rachel/Gabby E1: Ryan and Anna have some big bad news that also leads to big good news. Jessie Palmer has no plan for this season - none. We meet a meatball enthusiast aptly nicknamed "Meatball." Send feedback and glowing praise at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Slide into our DMs on Insta at hereforthewrongreasonspodcast. Follow us @forwrongreasons.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 14 Jul 2022 05:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Anna and Ryan, Bachelor Superfans!</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>No one has any idea how this season will work. </itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Rachel/Gabby E1: Ryan and Anna have some big bad news that also leads to big good news. Jessie Palmer has no plan for this season - none. We meet a meatball enthusiast aptly nicknamed "Meatball." Send feedback and glowing praise at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Slide into our DMs on Insta at hereforthewrongreasonspodcast. Follow us @forwrongreasons.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>Rachel/Gabby E1: Ryan and Anna have some big bad news that also leads to big good news. Jessie Palmer has no plan for this season - none. We meet a meatball enthusiast aptly nicknamed "Meatball." Send feedback and glowing praise at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Slide into our DMs on Insta at hereforthewrongreasonspodcast. Follow us @forwrongreasons.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <itunes:duration>3472</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Wrong Fucking Answer</title>
      <description>Clayton Finale: Clayton's dad is America's dad. Gabby's grandpa is America's grandpa. Rachel's dad is also America's dad. Clayton is no one's bachelor. Send feedback and glowing praise at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Slide into our DMs on Insta at hereforthewrongreasonspodcast. Follow us @forwrongreasons.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Sun, 20 Mar 2022 18:12:12 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Anna and Ryan, Bachelor Superfans!</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>CLAYTON WEARS THE COAT! CLAYTON WEARS THE COAT!</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Clayton Finale: Clayton's dad is America's dad. Gabby's grandpa is America's grandpa. Rachel's dad is also America's dad. Clayton is no one's bachelor. Send feedback and glowing praise at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Slide into our DMs on Insta at hereforthewrongreasonspodcast. Follow us @forwrongreasons.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>Clayton Finale: Clayton's dad is America's dad. Gabby's grandpa is America's grandpa. Rachel's dad is also America's dad. Clayton is no one's bachelor. Send feedback and glowing praise at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Slide into our DMs on Insta at hereforthewrongreasonspodcast. Follow us @forwrongreasons.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <itunes:duration>4179</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <guid isPermaLink="false"><![CDATA[98b51e60-a879-11ec-81c5-e3fba18d33ab]]></guid>
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      <title>Let's See How Deep Our Love Can Go!</title>
      <description>Clayton E9: You couldn't separate Clayton and Rachel if you tried. Susie separates herself from Clayton. Send feedback and glowing praise at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Slide into our DMs on Insta at hereforthewrongreasonspodcast. Follow us @forwrongreasons.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 12 Mar 2022 06:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Anna and Ryan, Bachelor Superfans!</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>In an episode full of sexual imagery, we get geysers, volcanos, hot springs, and actual sex. </itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Clayton E9: You couldn't separate Clayton and Rachel if you tried. Susie separates herself from Clayton. Send feedback and glowing praise at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Slide into our DMs on Insta at hereforthewrongreasonspodcast. Follow us @forwrongreasons.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>Clayton E9: You couldn't separate Clayton and Rachel if you tried. Susie separates herself from Clayton. Send feedback and glowing praise at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Slide into our DMs on Insta at hereforthewrongreasonspodcast. Follow us @forwrongreasons.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <itunes:duration>3463</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <guid isPermaLink="false"><![CDATA[c011e5a2-a1bb-11ec-ba99-dfdfe8e0986c]]></guid>
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      <title>Today We’re Going to Find Out if Clayton Likes Being Choked</title>
      <description>Clayton E8: Clayton feels that it could be very well that he's beginning to fall in love with Susie. But Clayton also has trouble falling off the 80 foot obstacle course. Send feedback and glowing praise at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Slide into our DMs on Insta at hereforthewrongreasonspodcast. Follow us @forwrongreasons.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 04 Mar 2022 06:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Anna and Ryan, Bachelor Superfans!</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Clayton does not like being choked. </itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Clayton E8: Clayton feels that it could be very well that he's beginning to fall in love with Susie. But Clayton also has trouble falling off the 80 foot obstacle course. Send feedback and glowing praise at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Slide into our DMs on Insta at hereforthewrongreasonspodcast. Follow us @forwrongreasons.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>Clayton E8: Clayton feels that it could be very well that he's beginning to fall in love with Susie. But Clayton also has trouble falling off the 80 foot obstacle course. Send feedback and glowing praise at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Slide into our DMs on Insta at hereforthewrongreasonspodcast. Follow us @forwrongreasons.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <itunes:duration>3509</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <guid isPermaLink="false"><![CDATA[3b2053cc-9b73-11ec-85b3-8b351ca69a2e]]></guid>
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      <title>You’re Getting a Little Sloppy and It’s Showing</title>
      <description>Clayton E7: The whole gang heads to Vienna for some psychoanalysis. Susie gets a Pretty Woman date. Serene is serene while re-enacting Klimt. Send us feedback and glowing praise at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Slide into our DMs on Insta at hereforthewrongreasonspodcast. Follow us @forwrongreasons.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 23 Feb 2022 06:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Anna and Ryan, Bachelor Superfans!</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Sarah says Mara is not being fair-a but she doesn't care-a. </itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Clayton E7: The whole gang heads to Vienna for some psychoanalysis. Susie gets a Pretty Woman date. Serene is serene while re-enacting Klimt. Send us feedback and glowing praise at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Slide into our DMs on Insta at hereforthewrongreasonspodcast. Follow us @forwrongreasons.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>Clayton E7: The whole gang heads to Vienna for some psychoanalysis. Susie gets a Pretty Woman date. Serene is serene while re-enacting Klimt. Send us feedback and glowing praise at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Slide into our DMs on Insta at hereforthewrongreasonspodcast. Follow us @forwrongreasons.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <itunes:duration>3794</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <guid isPermaLink="false"><![CDATA[fa7dcbfc-9464-11ec-abda-6f6375718350]]></guid>
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    <item>
      <title>It's a Bitch Ass Move</title>
      <description>Clayton E6: Shanae plummets over Niagara Falls. Clayton wants to make sure he's 100% into Teddy. Send feedback and glowing praise at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Slide into our DMs on Insta at hereforthewrongreasonspodcast. Follow us @forwrongreasons.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 17 Feb 2022 06:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Anna and Ryan, Bachelor Superfans!</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Ding dong, the shrimp is dead! </itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Clayton E6: Shanae plummets over Niagara Falls. Clayton wants to make sure he's 100% into Teddy. Send feedback and glowing praise at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Slide into our DMs on Insta at hereforthewrongreasonspodcast. Follow us @forwrongreasons.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>Clayton E6: Shanae plummets over Niagara Falls. Clayton wants to make sure he's 100% into Teddy. Send feedback and glowing praise at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Slide into our DMs on Insta at hereforthewrongreasonspodcast. Follow us @forwrongreasons.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <itunes:duration>3649</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <guid isPermaLink="false"><![CDATA[8e755e7e-8fab-11ec-8442-d33d95652184]]></guid>
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    <item>
      <title>Give Me the Oscar, Give Me the Emmy, Give Me the Golden Globe and Give Me the Fucking Rose</title>
      <description>Clayton E5: Gabby loves dogs and beavertail. Clayton does syrup shots. Send us feedback and glowing praise at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Slide into our DMs on Insta at hereforthewrongreasonspodcast. Follow us @forwrongreasons.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 10 Feb 2022 06:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Anna and Ryan, Bachelor Superfans!</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Shanae is sorry, not sorry. </itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Clayton E5: Gabby loves dogs and beavertail. Clayton does syrup shots. Send us feedback and glowing praise at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Slide into our DMs on Insta at hereforthewrongreasonspodcast. Follow us @forwrongreasons.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Clayton E5: Gabby loves dogs and beavertail. Clayton does syrup shots. Send us feedback and glowing praise at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Slide into our DMs on Insta at hereforthewrongreasonspodcast. Follow us @forwrongreasons.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <itunes:duration>2979</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>We're Not Here to Deal with Shrimp Gate</title>
      <description>Clayton 4: Rachel and  Clayton's date is a trifecta of Anna's nightmares. Was Elizabeth in the hot tub when the women ignored Shanae or not? We launch a full investigation. Send feedback and glowing praise at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Slide into our DMs on Insta at hereforthewrongreasonspodcast. Follow us @forwrongreasons.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 03 Feb 2022 06:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Anna and Ryan, Bachelor Superfans!</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Shanae is a shit, and apparently got the shits from Elizabeth's shrimp. </itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Clayton 4: Rachel and  Clayton's date is a trifecta of Anna's nightmares. Was Elizabeth in the hot tub when the women ignored Shanae or not? We launch a full investigation. Send feedback and glowing praise at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Slide into our DMs on Insta at hereforthewrongreasonspodcast. Follow us @forwrongreasons.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>Clayton 4: Rachel and  Clayton's date is a trifecta of Anna's nightmares. Was Elizabeth in the hot tub when the women ignored Shanae or not? We launch a full investigation. Send feedback and glowing praise at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Slide into our DMs on Insta at hereforthewrongreasonspodcast. Follow us @forwrongreasons.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <itunes:duration>2710</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Bonus Interview Episode with Hiwote Getaneh, producer of This is Dating</title>
      <description>Hiwote Getaneh Interview: Anna and Ryan welcome Hiwote Getaneh, a producer on This is Dating, a podcast that follows four people through the ups and downs of contemporary dating. Hiwote talks about the Bachelor, what it's like to produce a reality dating show, and what she's learned in the process. Check out This is Dating at https://www.thisisdatingpodcast.com/. Send the Here for the Reasons hosts feedback and glowing praise at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Slide into our DMs on Insta at hereforthewrongreasonspodcast. Follow us @forwrongreasons.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 02 Feb 2022 01:15:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Anna and Ryan, Bachelor Superfans!</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Ryan and Anna have a great time talking to Hiwote Getaneh from the This is Dating podcast! </itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Hiwote Getaneh Interview: Anna and Ryan welcome Hiwote Getaneh, a producer on This is Dating, a podcast that follows four people through the ups and downs of contemporary dating. Hiwote talks about the Bachelor, what it's like to produce a reality dating show, and what she's learned in the process. Check out This is Dating at https://www.thisisdatingpodcast.com/. Send the Here for the Reasons hosts feedback and glowing praise at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Slide into our DMs on Insta at hereforthewrongreasonspodcast. Follow us @forwrongreasons.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>Hiwote Getaneh Interview: Anna and Ryan welcome Hiwote Getaneh, a producer on This is Dating, a podcast that follows four people through the ups and downs of contemporary dating. Hiwote talks about the Bachelor, what it's like to produce a reality dating show, and what she's learned in the process. Check out This is Dating at https://www.thisisdatingpodcast.com/. Send the Here for the Reasons hosts feedback and glowing praise at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Slide into our DMs on Insta at hereforthewrongreasonspodcast. Follow us @forwrongreasons.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <itunes:duration>3261</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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    <item>
      <title>Holy Shirts and Pants, Y'all!</title>
      <description>Clayton E3: Licensed therapist Kaitlyn Bristowe leads a group therapy session definitely approved by the American Psychological Association. Anna knows the whole Baywatch theme. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Slide into our DMs on Insta at hereforthewrongreasonspodcast.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 26 Jan 2022 20:33:52 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Anna and Ryan, Bachelor Superfans!</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Shanae does not take shrimpy shrimp portions. </itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Clayton E3: Licensed therapist Kaitlyn Bristowe leads a group therapy session definitely approved by the American Psychological Association. Anna knows the whole Baywatch theme. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Slide into our DMs on Insta at hereforthewrongreasonspodcast.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>Clayton E3: Licensed therapist Kaitlyn Bristowe leads a group therapy session definitely approved by the American Psychological Association. Anna knows the whole Baywatch theme. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Slide into our DMs on Insta at hereforthewrongreasonspodcast.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <itunes:duration>3696</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <guid isPermaLink="false"><![CDATA[57746d0e-7ee7-11ec-bf11-c747eaee728a]]></guid>
      <enclosure url="https://traffic.megaphone.fm/CSN2567707330.mp3?updated=1643229561" length="0" type="audio/mpeg"/>
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    <item>
      <title>Fuck Your Dollhouse</title>
      <description>Clayton E2: Cassidy may have made out by the pool with Clayton, but she's really thinking about cuddling season back home with her friend with benefits. Hopefully she doesn't breadcrumb or zombie him. Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Slide into our DMs on Insta at hereforthewrongreasonspodcast.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 13 Jan 2022 06:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Anna and Ryan, Bachelor Superfans!</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Cassidy can't get off her duff to help with Hilary Duff's party. </itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Clayton E2: Cassidy may have made out by the pool with Clayton, but she's really thinking about cuddling season back home with her friend with benefits. Hopefully she doesn't breadcrumb or zombie him. Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Slide into our DMs on Insta at hereforthewrongreasonspodcast.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>Clayton E2: Cassidy may have made out by the pool with Clayton, but she's really thinking about cuddling season back home with her friend with benefits. Hopefully she doesn't breadcrumb or zombie him. Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Slide into our DMs on Insta at hereforthewrongreasonspodcast.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <itunes:duration>4284</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <guid isPermaLink="false"><![CDATA[4de2b9f4-742d-11ec-ae0e-bf468202eb9e]]></guid>
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      <title>I Kicked His Ass in Cornhole. He sucks! </title>
      <description>Clayton E1: Anna powers through COVID to recap this milquetoast season premiere. Clayton spills his drink during a toast. Salley makes a good call and bails on this season early. Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Slide into our DMs on Insta at hereforthewrongreasonspodcast.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 07 Jan 2022 06:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Anna and Ryan, Bachelor Superfans!</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Claire is not the hero we deserve, but the hero we need. </itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Clayton E1: Anna powers through COVID to recap this milquetoast season premiere. Clayton spills his drink during a toast. Salley makes a good call and bails on this season early. Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Slide into our DMs on Insta at hereforthewrongreasonspodcast.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>Clayton E1: Anna powers through COVID to recap this milquetoast season premiere. Clayton spills his drink during a toast. Salley makes a good call and bails on this season early. Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Slide into our DMs on Insta at hereforthewrongreasonspodcast.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <itunes:duration>2815</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <guid isPermaLink="false"><![CDATA[c4a499ae-6f6e-11ec-8e71-dbd71c797ee1]]></guid>
      <enclosure url="https://traffic.megaphone.fm/CSN5173605129.mp3?updated=1641528508" length="0" type="audio/mpeg"/>
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      <title>Follow Your Heart, Michelle, and Never Look Back</title>
      <description>Michelle Finale: Nayte may be more fuckable than Brandon, but which Tom Hanks character is the most fuckable? That's the real question here. Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Slide into our DMs on Insta at hereforthewrongreasonspodcast.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 27 Dec 2021 06:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>Michelle Follows Her Heart (Spoiler) Away from Brandon and Right to Nayte</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Anna and Ryan, Bachelor Superfans!</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle></itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Michelle Finale: Nayte may be more fuckable than Brandon, but which Tom Hanks character is the most fuckable? That's the real question here. Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Slide into our DMs on Insta at hereforthewrongreasonspodcast.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>Michelle Finale: Nayte may be more fuckable than Brandon, but which Tom Hanks character is the most fuckable? That's the real question here. Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Slide into our DMs on Insta at hereforthewrongreasonspodcast.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <itunes:duration>2964</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <guid isPermaLink="false"><![CDATA[5ff1d262-66ca-11ec-b161-5b91a982f81b]]></guid>
      <enclosure url="https://traffic.megaphone.fm/CSN4012808380.mp3?updated=1640578292" length="0" type="audio/mpeg"/>
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    <item>
      <title>From Bros to Foes</title>
      <description>Michelle Fantasy Suite: Brandon's inner cowboy comes out. Michelle gives everyone tickets to the gun show in her tank top. Ryan fails Anna's period quiz. Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Slide into our DMs on Insta at hereforthewrongreasonspodcast.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Sun, 19 Dec 2021 06:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Anna and Ryan, Bachelor Superfans!</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>The Bachelorette producers increase their profits and the men's shame by making everyone use the same fantasy suite. </itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Michelle Fantasy Suite: Brandon's inner cowboy comes out. Michelle gives everyone tickets to the gun show in her tank top. Ryan fails Anna's period quiz. Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Slide into our DMs on Insta at hereforthewrongreasonspodcast.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>Michelle Fantasy Suite: Brandon's inner cowboy comes out. Michelle gives everyone tickets to the gun show in her tank top. Ryan fails Anna's period quiz. Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Slide into our DMs on Insta at hereforthewrongreasonspodcast.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <itunes:duration>2729</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <guid isPermaLink="false"><![CDATA[47b8bd84-6083-11ec-b161-4bdd1be17a56]]></guid>
      <enclosure url="https://traffic.megaphone.fm/CSN7753395493.mp3?updated=1639888050" length="0" type="audio/mpeg"/>
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    <item>
      <title>Slice Appetit!</title>
      <description>Michelle Men Tell All: Pardeep brings the thunder. Peter's phrases include "Ba ba ba bijourno!" and "Do you want to bury the hat and be begones?" Ryan confuses Kris Kross and House of Pain, and is deeply embarrassed. Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Slide into our DMs on Insta at hereforthewrongreasonspodcast.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 08 Dec 2021 06:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Anna and Ryan, Bachelor Superfans!</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>The episode features a streaker, but somehow Jamie is still the one who shows his ass. </itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Michelle Men Tell All: Pardeep brings the thunder. Peter's phrases include "Ba ba ba bijourno!" and "Do you want to bury the hat and be begones?" Ryan confuses Kris Kross and House of Pain, and is deeply embarrassed. Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Slide into our DMs on Insta at hereforthewrongreasonspodcast.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>Michelle Men Tell All: Pardeep brings the thunder. Peter's phrases include "Ba ba ba bijourno!" and "Do you want to bury the hat and be begones?" Ryan confuses Kris Kross and House of Pain, and is deeply embarrassed. Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Slide into our DMs on Insta at hereforthewrongreasonspodcast.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <itunes:duration>3788</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <guid isPermaLink="false"><![CDATA[383b0f24-57dc-11ec-a6ba-1fbd24fe6b42]]></guid>
      <enclosure url="https://traffic.megaphone.fm/CSN3918987456.mp3?updated=1638936689" length="0" type="audio/mpeg"/>
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    <item>
      <title>You Gotta Trust Me, Bro!</title>
      <description>Michelle E7: Joe and Michelle go on yet another high school date. Rodney does not like them apples. Ryan doesn't know if it's pap smear or pap schmear. Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Slide into our DMs on Insta at hereforthewrongreasonspodcast.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 02 Dec 2021 06:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Anna and Ryan, Bachelor Superfans!</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Rodney could be Michelle's best friend, except that his best friend is his mother. </itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Michelle E7: Joe and Michelle go on yet another high school date. Rodney does not like them apples. Ryan doesn't know if it's pap smear or pap schmear. Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Slide into our DMs on Insta at hereforthewrongreasonspodcast.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>Michelle E7: Joe and Michelle go on yet another high school date. Rodney does not like them apples. Ryan doesn't know if it's pap smear or pap schmear. Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Slide into our DMs on Insta at hereforthewrongreasonspodcast.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <itunes:duration>3698</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <guid isPermaLink="false"><![CDATA[ccab455c-532c-11ec-abc3-63ad63f1872a]]></guid>
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    <item>
      <title>Excuse My French, But I am Stoked</title>
      <description>Michelle E6: Why is Clayton going to be the Bachelor? Nayte throws his back out shoveling shit. Also, WHY is Clayton going to be the Bachelor? Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Slide into our DMs on Insta at hereforthewrongreasonspodcast.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 26 Nov 2021 06:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Anna and Ryan, Bachelor Superfans!</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Joe really knows his way around a teet. </itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Michelle E6: Why is Clayton going to be the Bachelor? Nayte throws his back out shoveling shit. Also, WHY is Clayton going to be the Bachelor? Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Slide into our DMs on Insta at hereforthewrongreasonspodcast.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>Michelle E6: Why is Clayton going to be the Bachelor? Nayte throws his back out shoveling shit. Also, WHY is Clayton going to be the Bachelor? Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Slide into our DMs on Insta at hereforthewrongreasonspodcast.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <itunes:duration>2938</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <guid isPermaLink="false"><![CDATA[224dc7aa-4e6e-11ec-8a65-03c6dbadd5d0]]></guid>
      <enclosure url="https://traffic.megaphone.fm/CSN1279989761.mp3?updated=1637899847" length="0" type="audio/mpeg"/>
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    <item>
      <title> Chris S Went from Being a Horse’s Ass to Having a Horse’s Ass</title>
      <description>Michelle E5: The boys meet the Minnesota Vikings, and are very disappointed. Nayte and Michelle ride a pontoon boat on one of Minnesota's 10,000 lakes, giving Anna and Ryan a chance to insert one of their special public safety messages. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Slide into our DMs on Insta at hereforthewrongreasonspodcast.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 19 Nov 2021 16:30:41 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Anna and Ryan, Bachelor Superfans!</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Ryan's down with a fever, and it's not Bachelor Fever</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Michelle E5: The boys meet the Minnesota Vikings, and are very disappointed. Nayte and Michelle ride a pontoon boat on one of Minnesota's 10,000 lakes, giving Anna and Ryan a chance to insert one of their special public safety messages. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Slide into our DMs on Insta at hereforthewrongreasonspodcast.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>Michelle E5: The boys meet the Minnesota Vikings, and are very disappointed. Nayte and Michelle ride a pontoon boat on one of Minnesota's 10,000 lakes, giving Anna and Ryan a chance to insert one of their special public safety messages. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Slide into our DMs on Insta at hereforthewrongreasonspodcast.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <itunes:duration>3691</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <guid isPermaLink="false"><![CDATA[9050c4b6-4949-11ec-8623-b752205f79be]]></guid>
      <enclosure url="https://traffic.megaphone.fm/CSN6228702910.mp3?updated=1637339749" length="0" type="audio/mpeg"/>
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    <item>
      <title>Fuck the Viewers</title>
      <description>Michelle E3: Rodney and Michelle are apple-lutely falling for each other. Michelle slices the pizzapreneur. Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Slide into our DMs on Insta at hereforthewrongreasonspodcast.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 04 Nov 2021 13:29:47 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Anna and Ryan, Bachelor Superfans!</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Will wins the bomber jacket, and Jamie just bombs. </itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Michelle E3: Rodney and Michelle are apple-lutely falling for each other. Michelle slices the pizzapreneur. Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Slide into our DMs on Insta at hereforthewrongreasonspodcast.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>Michelle E3: Rodney and Michelle are apple-lutely falling for each other. Michelle slices the pizzapreneur. Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Slide into our DMs on Insta at hereforthewrongreasonspodcast.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <itunes:duration>3844</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Pizza This, Pizza That! </title>
      <description>Michelle E2: Michelle and Joe's chemistry is a slam dunk. Jamie climbs rocks but then rocks the cocktail party by stirring up shit. Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Slide into our DMs on Insta at hereforthewrongreasonspodcast.
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      <pubDate>Thu, 28 Oct 2021 05:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Anna and Ryan, Bachelor Superfans!</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Pizzapreneur Peter brings the narcissism, but Brandon brings the cheese. </itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Michelle E2: Michelle and Joe's chemistry is a slam dunk. Jamie climbs rocks but then rocks the cocktail party by stirring up shit. Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Slide into our DMs on Insta at hereforthewrongreasonspodcast.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>Michelle E2: Michelle and Joe's chemistry is a slam dunk. Jamie climbs rocks but then rocks the cocktail party by stirring up shit. Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Slide into our DMs on Insta at hereforthewrongreasonspodcast.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <itunes:duration>2981</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Better Nayte than Never</title>
      <description>Michelle E1: Firefighter Daniel responds to a four-alarm smoke show. Rick serves himself up on a silver platter. Michelle channels her teacher mode with Ice Cream Ryan. Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Slide into our DMs on Insta at hereforthewrongreasonspodcast.
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      <pubDate>Thu, 21 Oct 2021 05:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Anna and Ryan, Bachelor Superfans!</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Ice Cream Ryan finds himself in a hot fudge sundae of trouble. </itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Michelle E1: Firefighter Daniel responds to a four-alarm smoke show. Rick serves himself up on a silver platter. Michelle channels her teacher mode with Ice Cream Ryan. Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Slide into our DMs on Insta at hereforthewrongreasonspodcast.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>Michelle E1: Firefighter Daniel responds to a four-alarm smoke show. Rick serves himself up on a silver platter. Michelle channels her teacher mode with Ice Cream Ryan. Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Slide into our DMs on Insta at hereforthewrongreasonspodcast.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <itunes:duration>2429</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>See Ya Never, Paradise! </title>
      <description>BIP S7 Finale! Dean and Caelynn are living in a van down by paradise. Riley and Maurissa plan to give their kids cookies for breakfast. Kenny gets down on one old, decrepit knee for Mari. Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Slide into our DMs on Insta at hereforthewrongreasonspodcast.
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      <pubDate>Thu, 07 Oct 2021 05:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Anna and Ryan, Bachelor Superfans!</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Aaron chooses James over Tia, giving America the bromance it so desperately needs in these troubled times. </itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>BIP S7 Finale! Dean and Caelynn are living in a van down by paradise. Riley and Maurissa plan to give their kids cookies for breakfast. Kenny gets down on one old, decrepit knee for Mari. Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Slide into our DMs on Insta at hereforthewrongreasonspodcast.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>BIP S7 Finale! Dean and Caelynn are living in a van down by paradise. Riley and Maurissa plan to give their kids cookies for breakfast. Kenny gets down on one old, decrepit knee for Mari. Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Slide into our DMs on Insta at hereforthewrongreasonspodcast.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <itunes:duration>3304</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>I Did Not Guess That a Snake Would Be Massaging My Body</title>
      <description>BIP S7E10: Ivan gets checkmated. These 90s babies (and Kenny) have the 80s prom of their dreams. Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Slide into our DMs on Insta at hereforthewrongreasonspodcast. 
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      <pubDate>Thu, 30 Sep 2021 05:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Anna and Ryan, Bachelor Superfans!</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>The "food on bodies" trend reaches peak grossness as Anna and James become human churros. </itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>BIP S7E10: Ivan gets checkmated. These 90s babies (and Kenny) have the 80s prom of their dreams. Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Slide into our DMs on Insta at hereforthewrongreasonspodcast. 
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>BIP S7E10: Ivan gets checkmated. These 90s babies (and Kenny) have the 80s prom of their dreams. Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Slide into our DMs on Insta at hereforthewrongreasonspodcast. </p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <itunes:duration>3523</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <guid isPermaLink="false"><![CDATA[6e9998ac-219e-11ec-bf9a-e7ac517b7407]]></guid>
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      <title>Kenny’s Very Excited to Eat My Tacos</title>
      <description>BIP S7E9: Ed reveals his love for face painting. A conversation with Tia paints Blake in a poor light. Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.
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      <pubDate>Thu, 23 Sep 2021 05:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Anna and Ryan, Bachelor Superfans!</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Kenny and Mari have a date so gross we barely want to taco bout it. </itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>BIP S7E9: Ed reveals his love for face painting. A conversation with Tia paints Blake in a poor light. Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>BIP S7E9: Ed reveals his love for face painting. A conversation with Tia paints Blake in a poor light. Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <itunes:duration>3244</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>If It Doesn't Make Your Vagina Dance, It's Not Worth It</title>
      <description>BIP S7E8: Blake and Pieper have RUINED the integrity of Bachelor in Paradise. Riley and Maurissa eat whipped cream off each other. Godfather Grocery Store Joe whips up a mob. Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 16 Sep 2021 13:47:49 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Anna and Ryan, Bachelor Superfans!</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Blake makes Tia's vagina dance. Did it do the Macarena, the Cabbage Patch, or the Electric Slide? </itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>BIP S7E8: Blake and Pieper have RUINED the integrity of Bachelor in Paradise. Riley and Maurissa eat whipped cream off each other. Godfather Grocery Store Joe whips up a mob. Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>BIP S7E8: Blake and Pieper have RUINED the integrity of Bachelor in Paradise. Riley and Maurissa eat whipped cream off each other. Godfather Grocery Store Joe whips up a mob. Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <itunes:duration>2776</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>This Looks Messy. Is Paradise Always This Messy? </title>
      <description>BIP 7 E6-7: Kenny is in a love square, but something doesn't square with Brendan and Pieper's story. Joe and Riley vote Chris and Alana off the island. Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 09 Sep 2021 05:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Anna and Ryan, Bachelor Superfans!</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Chris' plan to be a smoke bro goes up in smoke. </itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>BIP 7 E6-7: Kenny is in a love square, but something doesn't square with Brendan and Pieper's story. Joe and Riley vote Chris and Alana off the island. Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>BIP 7 E6-7: Kenny is in a love square, but something doesn't square with Brendan and Pieper's story. Joe and Riley vote Chris and Alana off the island. Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <itunes:duration>2831</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <guid isPermaLink="false"><![CDATA[1fbcf80c-1125-11ec-bf58-f367d4b758f9]]></guid>
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      <title>You Can't [Bleep] A [Bleep]</title>
      <description>BIP 7 E2-3: Lance Bass serves up tongue and tripe. Brendan serves up a word salad to tell Demi he wants to see other people. Victoria P gets served for dating someone outside of Paradise. Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 27 Aug 2021 05:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:season>17</itunes:season>
      <itunes:episode>2</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Anna and Ryan, Bachelor Superfans!</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Paradise gets hit by a Hurricane Demi and a Tahznado! </itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>BIP 7 E2-3: Lance Bass serves up tongue and tripe. Brendan serves up a word salad to tell Demi he wants to see other people. Victoria P gets served for dating someone outside of Paradise. Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>BIP 7 E2-3: Lance Bass serves up tongue and tripe. Brendan serves up a word salad to tell Demi he wants to see other people. Victoria P gets served for dating someone outside of Paradise. Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <itunes:duration>3917</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Just to Clarify, You Have a Laxative on Your Face </title>
      <description>BIP S7 E1: Kenny shows or naked... or does he? Grocery Store Joe has an existential crisis. Goddess Victoria cannot enchant a man. Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 19 Aug 2021 05:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Anna and Ryan, Bachelor Superfans!</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>The whole BIP gang is vaxxed, waxed, and ready to party to the max! </itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>BIP S7 E1: Kenny shows or naked... or does he? Grocery Store Joe has an existential crisis. Goddess Victoria cannot enchant a man. Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>BIP S7 E1: Kenny shows or naked... or does he? Grocery Store Joe has an existential crisis. Goddess Victoria cannot enchant a man. Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <itunes:duration>3829</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <guid isPermaLink="false"><![CDATA[96856a6c-009c-11ec-98ff-2b1b081ee3e2]]></guid>
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    <item>
      <title>My Head Just Feels Like Scrambled Eggs</title>
      <description>Katie Finale: Aunt Lindsey roasts Blake, while Justin roasts in his extremely thick fleece. Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.
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      <pubDate>Thu, 12 Aug 2021 05:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:season>16</itunes:season>
      <itunes:episode>9</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Anna and Ryan, Bachelor Superfans!</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Katie lays into Blake in the fantasy suites, and then lays into Greg at the After the Final Rose. </itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Katie Finale: Aunt Lindsey roasts Blake, while Justin roasts in his extremely thick fleece. Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>Katie Finale: Aunt Lindsey roasts Blake, while Justin roasts in his extremely thick fleece. Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <itunes:duration>3137</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <guid isPermaLink="false"><![CDATA[b16744fa-fb1e-11eb-b033-ebd8ec0a61e4]]></guid>
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    <item>
      <title>We Use Syrup for Everything</title>
      <description>Katie E9: Blake uses syrup in the bedroom. Katie breaks down in the bathroom. Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 05 Aug 2021 05:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:season>16</itunes:season>
      <itunes:episode>8</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Anna and Ryan, Bachelor Superfans!</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Sad Greg becomes Mad Greg becomes Bad Greg.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Katie E9: Blake uses syrup in the bedroom. Katie breaks down in the bathroom. Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>Katie E9: Blake uses syrup in the bedroom. Katie breaks down in the bathroom. Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <itunes:duration>3885</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <guid isPermaLink="false"><![CDATA[d532f278-f59f-11eb-853b-b39ae8983b99]]></guid>
      <enclosure url="https://traffic.megaphone.fm/CSN1031930301.mp3?updated=1628135539" length="0" type="audio/mpeg"/>
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    <item>
      <title>You're Not A Cat, You're a Tiger</title>
      <description>Katie Men Tell All: Michael A leaves for his monkey boy. Connor the Cat makes out with a plant. Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 30 Jul 2021 05:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:season>16</itunes:season>
      <itunes:episode>7</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Anna and Ryan, Bachelor Superfans!</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>The men bear their souls, and Anna and Ryan quote Blessid Union of Souls. </itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Katie Men Tell All: Michael A leaves for his monkey boy. Connor the Cat makes out with a plant. Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>Katie Men Tell All: Michael A leaves for his monkey boy. Connor the Cat makes out with a plant. Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <itunes:duration>3553</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <guid isPermaLink="false"><![CDATA[d3f2b2e8-f0e7-11eb-ae5c-0b3d58c73b04]]></guid>
      <enclosure url="https://traffic.megaphone.fm/CSN4842812309.mp3?updated=1627616705" length="0" type="audio/mpeg"/>
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    <item>
      <title>My Mom’s the Best Woman I Know, but Katie’s a Better Cuddler</title>
      <description>Katie E6-7: Connor the cat uses up one of his nine lives. Andrew gets nervous when paintings look too much like vaginas, then paints sushi that looks exactly like a vagina. Spoiler Alert: We kind of spoil the ending of Ethan Frome, though we can't remember what happened. Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 21 Jul 2021 05:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:season>16</itunes:season>
      <itunes:episode>6</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Anna and Ryan, Bachelor Superfans!</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Cuddle up with Anna and Ryan as they spoil this episode of the Bachelor and movies from 20 years ago! </itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Katie E6-7: Connor the cat uses up one of his nine lives. Andrew gets nervous when paintings look too much like vaginas, then paints sushi that looks exactly like a vagina. Spoiler Alert: We kind of spoil the ending of Ethan Frome, though we can't remember what happened. Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>Katie E6-7: Connor the cat uses up one of his nine lives. Andrew gets nervous when paintings look too much like vaginas, then paints sushi that looks exactly like a vagina. Spoiler Alert: We kind of spoil the ending of Ethan Frome, though we can't remember what happened. Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <itunes:duration>4592</itunes:duration>
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      <title>This Move is Called the Fantasy Suite</title>
      <description>Katie E5: Katie and Blake have a literal roll in the hay. Greg has resting sad face. Shockingly, someone gets hurt playing a sport called Bachelor Bash Ball Battle. Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.
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      <pubDate>Thu, 08 Jul 2021 05:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:season>16</itunes:season>
      <itunes:episode>5</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Anna and Ryan, Bachelor Superfans!</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Hunter thinks his has the show all buttoned up, and Connor has none of his shirts buttoned up. </itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Katie E5: Katie and Blake have a literal roll in the hay. Greg has resting sad face. Shockingly, someone gets hurt playing a sport called Bachelor Bash Ball Battle. Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Katie E5: Katie and Blake have a literal roll in the hay. Greg has resting sad face. Shockingly, someone gets hurt playing a sport called Bachelor Bash Ball Battle. Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>4356</itunes:duration>
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      <title>It’s Just Gonna Be a Bunch of Baloney. Who Likes Baloney?</title>
      <description>Kaite E4: Thomas might be here for the wrong reasons. Just like an eighth grade slumber party, the fellas play a game of Truth or Dare. The truth is that Thomas is probably here for the wrong reasons. Andrew and Tre engage in a point/counterpoint debate about how to approach the Thomas situation. Did we mention that Thomas might be here for the wrong reasons? Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 30 Jun 2021 05:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:season>16</itunes:season>
      <itunes:episode>4</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Anna and Ryan, Bachelor Superfans!</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>The guys spend the whole episode demonsterizing Thomas' character. </itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Kaite E4: Thomas might be here for the wrong reasons. Just like an eighth grade slumber party, the fellas play a game of Truth or Dare. The truth is that Thomas is probably here for the wrong reasons. Andrew and Tre engage in a point/counterpoint debate about how to approach the Thomas situation. Did we mention that Thomas might be here for the wrong reasons? Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Kaite E4: Thomas might be here for the wrong reasons. Just like an eighth grade slumber party, the fellas play a game of Truth or Dare. The truth is that Thomas is probably here for the wrong reasons. Andrew and Tre engage in a point/counterpoint debate about how to approach the Thomas situation. Did we mention that Thomas might be here for the wrong reasons? Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>3106</itunes:duration>
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      <title>If He Digs His Ditch Any Further, then I'm Out of Shovels</title>
      <description>Katie E3: The guys act as a unit to send Karl packing. Hunter is a nice guy until you lie to him and then he's unfortunately the polar opposite of that. Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 24 Jun 2021 05:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:season>16</itunes:season>
      <itunes:episode>3</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Anna and Ryan, Bachelor Superfans!</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Come for the deep honesty session led by Nick Viall, stay for the amazing noise heard round Bachelor Nation: nebeh-dop-bop!</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Katie E3: The guys act as a unit to send Karl packing. Hunter is a nice guy until you lie to him and then he's unfortunately the polar opposite of that. Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Katie E3: The guys act as a unit to send Karl packing. Hunter is a nice guy until you lie to him and then he's unfortunately the polar opposite of that. Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>4287</itunes:duration>
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      <title>This Isn't Your Senior Prom</title>
      <description>Katie E2: The boys get dirty mud wrestling, and Mike comes clean about never doing the dirty. Aaron and Cody have the world's vaguest and most boring feud. Plus, a special investigation: is Katie really sex positive? Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 16 Jun 2021 05:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:season>16</itunes:season>
      <itunes:episode>2</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Anna and Ryan, Bachelor Superfans!</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Karl sufferkates the cocktail party. </itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Katie E2: The boys get dirty mud wrestling, and Mike comes clean about never doing the dirty. Aaron and Cody have the world's vaguest and most boring feud. Plus, a special investigation: is Katie really sex positive? Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Katie E2: The boys get dirty mud wrestling, and Mike comes clean about never doing the dirty. Aaron and Cody have the world's vaguest and most boring feud. Plus, a special investigation: is Katie really sex positive? Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>4090</itunes:duration>
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      <title>None of the Beef – I’m Vegetarian</title>
      <description>Katie E1: Katie is awkward, dare we say, "adorkable"? Cody has a blow up doll, and Jeff blows it with his RV. Kaitlyn and Tayshia make Ryan say "Chris HarriWHO?" Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 09 Jun 2021 05:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:season>16</itunes:season>
      <itunes:episode>1</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Anna and Ryan, Bachelor Superfans!</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Katie is sex positive, and Anna is positive that Connor the Cat is sexy. </itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Katie E1: Katie is awkward, dare we say, "adorkable"? Cody has a blow up doll, and Jeff blows it with his RV. Kaitlyn and Tayshia make Ryan say "Chris HarriWHO?" Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Katie E1: Katie is awkward, dare we say, "adorkable"? Cody has a blow up doll, and Jeff blows it with his RV. Kaitlyn and Tayshia make Ryan say "Chris HarriWHO?" Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>4395</itunes:duration>
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      <title>Don’t worry, love ends. What kind of greeting card is that?</title>
      <description>Matt James Finale + ATFR: Rachael and Matt look uncomfortable at the final rose. We looked uncomfortable watching them. But Emmanuel Acho does a great job handling uncomfortable conversations. Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 18 Mar 2021 05:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:season>15</itunes:season>
      <itunes:episode>10</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Anna and Ryan, Bachelor Superfans!</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Matt and Rachael's love has dimmed, but Matt's beard still glistens. </itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Matt James Finale + ATFR: Rachael and Matt look uncomfortable at the final rose. We looked uncomfortable watching them. But Emmanuel Acho does a great job handling uncomfortable conversations. Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Matt James Finale + ATFR: Rachael and Matt look uncomfortable at the final rose. We looked uncomfortable watching them. But Emmanuel Acho does a great job handling uncomfortable conversations. Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>4203</itunes:duration>
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      <title>How Do You Not Grow Closer After Smearing Butter All Over Somebody?</title>
      <description>Matt Fantasy Suites: Matt and Michelle go Pennsylvania Dutch. Matt pitches a tent with Bri, then pitches a tent with Bri. Matt fell for Rachael after watching her fall. Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 10 Mar 2021 06:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Anna and Ryan, Bachelor Superfans!</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Matt and Michelle butter each other up and milk their date for all it's worth. </itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Matt Fantasy Suites: Matt and Michelle go Pennsylvania Dutch. Matt pitches a tent with Bri, then pitches a tent with Bri. Matt fell for Rachael after watching her fall. Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Matt Fantasy Suites: Matt and Michelle go Pennsylvania Dutch. Matt pitches a tent with Bri, then pitches a tent with Bri. Matt fell for Rachael after watching her fall. Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <itunes:duration>4312</itunes:duration>
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      <title>What’s The Thinking Behind the Beard?</title>
      <description>Matt James Women Tell All: Matt James has a Wooly Willy beard, and a wooly willy in the hot tub. We learn that the producers cut many, many dates, and also, Heather? Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 05 Mar 2021 06:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:season>15</itunes:season>
      <itunes:episode>9</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Anna and Ryan, Bachelor Superfans!</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>All of your favorite women come back for the women tell all, and also Victoria, MJ, and Anna. </itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Matt James Women Tell All: Matt James has a Wooly Willy beard, and a wooly willy in the hot tub. We learn that the producers cut many, many dates, and also, Heather? Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>Matt James Women Tell All: Matt James has a Wooly Willy beard, and a wooly willy in the hot tub. We learn that the producers cut many, many dates, and also, Heather? Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <itunes:duration>3031</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>She's Not Meant to Take That Kind of Impact</title>
      <description>Matt James Hometowns: Who wore the lavender sweater better, Michelle or Matt? Matt and Serena take shots of maple syrup and dip ham into maple syrup, just like Canadians do all day long. Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 25 Feb 2021 06:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:season>15</itunes:season>
      <itunes:episode>8</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Anna and Ryan, Bachelor Superfans!</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Falling in love is like falling out of an airplane... and landing on your face. </itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Matt James Hometowns: Who wore the lavender sweater better, Michelle or Matt? Matt and Serena take shots of maple syrup and dip ham into maple syrup, just like Canadians do all day long. Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Matt James Hometowns: Who wore the lavender sweater better, Michelle or Matt? Matt and Serena take shots of maple syrup and dip ham into maple syrup, just like Canadians do all day long. Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <itunes:duration>3243</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>You're Just Bachelor Hopping</title>
      <description>Matt James E7: Like Sting, Matt and Serena are tantric, but like Harrison Ford, Abigail's getting frantic. Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 17 Feb 2021 06:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:season>15</itunes:season>
      <itunes:episode>7</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Anna and Ryan, Bachelor Superfans!</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Matt sends Heather packing in her mini-van, which has plenty of cargo space. </itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Matt James E7: Like Sting, Matt and Serena are tantric, but like Harrison Ford, Abigail's getting frantic. Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Matt James E7: Like Sting, Matt and Serena are tantric, but like Harrison Ford, Abigail's getting frantic. Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <itunes:duration>3939</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Thank You for Your Feedback</title>
      <description>Matt James E6: We break down Harrison's offensive Extra interview, plus the latest episode of this increasingly unentertaining season. And we were not bowled over by this week's group date. Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 11 Feb 2021 06:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:season>15</itunes:season>
      <itunes:episode>6</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Anna and Ryan, Bachelor Superfans!</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>In the worst deal ever, the producers trade Katie for Heather. </itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Matt James E6: We break down Harrison's offensive Extra interview, plus the latest episode of this increasingly unentertaining season. And we were not bowled over by this week's group date. Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>Matt James E6: We break down Harrison's offensive Extra interview, plus the latest episode of this increasingly unentertaining season. And we were not bowled over by this week's group date. Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <itunes:duration>4267</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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    <item>
      <title>Dodging and Dipping the Poop</title>
      <description>Matt James E5: Matt has tough questions for Anna, Victoria, and MJ, but we answer the really important question: which American Girl doll is Kit? And which cartoon moms and dads are the most fuckable? Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 05 Feb 2021 06:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:season>15</itunes:season>
      <itunes:episode>5</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Anna and Ryan, Bachelor Superfans!</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Matt dethrones queen Victoria! </itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Matt James E5: Matt has tough questions for Anna, Victoria, and MJ, but we answer the really important question: which American Girl doll is Kit? And which cartoon moms and dads are the most fuckable? Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Matt James E5: Matt has tough questions for Anna, Victoria, and MJ, but we answer the really important question: which American Girl doll is Kit? And which cartoon moms and dads are the most fuckable? Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <itunes:duration>4069</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Bachelor in the News!</title>
      <description>A special bonus mini-episode because our last episode sounded so shitty! We break down headlines about Matt James kissing with his eyes open, Andi Dorfmann saying she would pick Chris Soules, and the Clare/Dale drama! Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Sun, 31 Jan 2021 06:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Anna and Ryan, Bachelor Superfans!</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Anna and Ryan break down Bachelor headlines... and break out into a song from Rent!</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>A special bonus mini-episode because our last episode sounded so shitty! We break down headlines about Matt James kissing with his eyes open, Andi Dorfmann saying she would pick Chris Soules, and the Clare/Dale drama! Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>A special bonus mini-episode because our last episode sounded so shitty! We break down headlines about Matt James kissing with his eyes open, Andi Dorfmann saying she would pick Chris Soules, and the Clare/Dale drama! Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>Let’s Get Out of These Squirrel Outfits and Get to the After Party</title>
      <description>Matt James E4: More ladies arrive, and our expectations for this season depart. Matt and Michelle have a sweet date in an otherwise almost joyless episode. Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.
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      <pubDate>Wed, 27 Jan 2021 06:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:season>15</itunes:season>
      <itunes:episode>5</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Anna and Ryan, Bachelor Superfans!</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Victoria is acting squirrelly, which is no surprise since she's a total nut. </itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Matt James E4: More ladies arrive, and our expectations for this season depart. Matt and Michelle have a sweet date in an otherwise almost joyless episode. Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.
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        <![CDATA[<p>Matt James E4: More ladies arrive, and our expectations for this season depart. Matt and Michelle have a sweet date in an otherwise almost joyless episode. Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>3575</itunes:duration>
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      <title>My Groin Immediately Fluttered With Desire</title>
      <description>Matt James E3: Ashley I. reading Chris Harrison's erotica is exactly as sexy as you think it is. Matt James in turtle swimtrunks is much sexier than you think it would be. Ryan and Anna both put Katie OTL. Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 21 Jan 2021 06:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:season>15</itunes:season>
      <itunes:episode>3</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Anna and Ryan, Bachelor Superfans!</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>The women gang up on Sarah, but they really should have ganged up on Chris Harrison for his terrible erotica. </itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Matt James E3: Ashley I. reading Chris Harrison's erotica is exactly as sexy as you think it is. Matt James in turtle swimtrunks is much sexier than you think it would be. Ryan and Anna both put Katie OTL. Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Matt James E3: Ashley I. reading Chris Harrison's erotica is exactly as sexy as you think it is. Matt James in turtle swimtrunks is much sexier than you think it would be. Ryan and Anna both put Katie OTL. Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>3080</itunes:duration>
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      <title>I Think My Team is a Bunch of Queens and the Other Team is a Bunch of Gestures</title>
      <description>Matt James E2: It's a fight for Matt's heart as the bridezillas come out! Marylynn creates a toxic environment by getting a gift from Matt. Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.
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      <pubDate>Thu, 14 Jan 2021 06:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:season>15</itunes:season>
      <itunes:episode>2</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Anna and Ryan, Bachelor Superfans!</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Victoria is the queen... of self delusion!!</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Matt James E2: It's a fight for Matt's heart as the bridezillas come out! Marylynn creates a toxic environment by getting a gift from Matt. Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Matt James E2: It's a fight for Matt's heart as the bridezillas come out! Marylynn creates a toxic environment by getting a gift from Matt. Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>4256</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>I Saw the Vibrator and I Lost My Train of Thought</title>
      <description>Matt James E1: Victoria may be the queen, but MJ takes the throne of Anna's heart. Katie brings a vibrator, but Abigail gives Matt good vibrations. Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 06 Jan 2021 06:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:season>15</itunes:season>
      <itunes:episode>1</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Anna and Ryan, Bachelor Superfans!</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Our prayers are answered with a new season of the Bachelor! </itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Matt James E1: Victoria may be the queen, but MJ takes the throne of Anna's heart. Katie brings a vibrator, but Abigail gives Matt good vibrations. Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Matt James E1: Victoria may be the queen, but MJ takes the throne of Anna's heart. Katie brings a vibrator, but Abigail gives Matt good vibrations. Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>4072</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>I Don't Think There's Anybody Who Wants to Stack Divorces</title>
      <description>Tayshia Fantasy Suites/Finale: Ivan and Tayshia break a world record. Tayshia breaks Ben's heart (again). Zac C and Tayshia ride off into the sunset in a cardboard cab. Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 28 Dec 2020 06:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:season>14</itunes:season>
      <itunes:episode>10</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Anna and Ryan, Bachelor Superfans!</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>We cover the finale, finally! </itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Tayshia Fantasy Suites/Finale: Ivan and Tayshia break a world record. Tayshia breaks Ben's heart (again). Zac C and Tayshia ride off into the sunset in a cardboard cab. Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Tayshia Fantasy Suites/Finale: Ivan and Tayshia break a world record. Tayshia breaks Ben's heart (again). Zac C and Tayshia ride off into the sunset in a cardboard cab. Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>3624</itunes:duration>
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      <title>It's Pure and Simple Magic</title>
      <description>Tayshia Men Tell All + Quarantine Hometowns. Harrison returns after going to multiple keggers with his son. Zac C pretends he's from New York, but we all know he's from New Jersey. Ivan's dad risks his life to appear on this righteous endeavor. Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 18 Dec 2020 06:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:season>14</itunes:season>
      <itunes:episode>10</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Anna and Ryan, Bachelor Superfans!</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Bennett is a bonehead, and Blake gets a boner. </itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Tayshia Men Tell All + Quarantine Hometowns. Harrison returns after going to multiple keggers with his son. Zac C pretends he's from New York, but we all know he's from New Jersey. Ivan's dad risks his life to appear on this righteous endeavor. Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Tayshia Men Tell All + Quarantine Hometowns. Harrison returns after going to multiple keggers with his son. Zac C pretends he's from New York, but we all know he's from New Jersey. Ivan's dad risks his life to appear on this righteous endeavor. Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>5132</itunes:duration>
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      <title>Comin' in Hot</title>
      <description>Tayshia E5: Bennett gives the same GD speech on emotional intelligence, again. Ben rips a piñata with his bare hands. Plus, Ryan announces the exciting What's the Box giveaway! And we all learn a little something about when the cold war ended. Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 10 Dec 2020 06:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:season>14</itunes:season>
      <itunes:episode>9</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Anna and Ryan, Bachelor Superfans!</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>The fellas take a lie detector test, but the truth is that Bennett is The Preppy Serial Killer. </itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Tayshia E5: Bennett gives the same GD speech on emotional intelligence, again. Ben rips a piñata with his bare hands. Plus, Ryan announces the exciting What's the Box giveaway! And we all learn a little something about when the cold war ended. Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Tayshia E5: Bennett gives the same GD speech on emotional intelligence, again. Ben rips a piñata with his bare hands. Plus, Ryan announces the exciting What's the Box giveaway! And we all learn a little something about when the cold war ended. Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>4726</itunes:duration>
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      <title>This My Friend is Where We Start to Folly</title>
      <description>Tayshia E4: The Bachelorette has even more nudity, in both human and clay form! Plus, Ed is the LeFou to Bennett's Gaston. Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.
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      <pubDate>Thu, 03 Dec 2020 06:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:season>14</itunes:season>
      <itunes:episode>8</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Anna and Ryan, Bachelor Superfans!</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Zac C and Tayshia take wedding photos, but Bennett and Noah are headed for a split. </itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Tayshia E4: The Bachelorette has even more nudity, in both human and clay form! Plus, Ed is the LeFou to Bennett's Gaston. Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Tayshia E4: The Bachelorette has even more nudity, in both human and clay form! Plus, Ed is the LeFou to Bennett's Gaston. Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>5295</itunes:duration>
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      <title>I'm Here for Love, Not to Breastfeed Noah</title>
      <description>Tayshia E3: Ivan is awfully smooth, while the guys drink awful smoothies. Everyone is in their feels, but Ben feels left out. Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 30 Nov 2020 06:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:season>14</itunes:season>
      <itunes:episode>7</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Anna and Ryan, Bachelor Superfans!</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Better late than never, Ryan and Anna recap the Thanksgiving episode of The Bachelorette! </itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Tayshia E3: Ivan is awfully smooth, while the guys drink awful smoothies. Everyone is in their feels, but Ben feels left out. Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>Tayshia E3: Ivan is awfully smooth, while the guys drink awful smoothies. Everyone is in their feels, but Ben feels left out. Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>4216</itunes:duration>
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      <title>He Mounted Him Like It's a Fantasy Suite</title>
      <description>Tayshia E2: Bennett and Ed both fake injuries to get out of physical challenges, which means they are not "swole" (or maybe not? Anna and Ryan do not know what "swole" means). Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 20 Nov 2020 06:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:season>14</itunes:season>
      <itunes:episode>6</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Anna and Ryan, Bachelor Superfans!</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Ed and Chasen go mano-a-mano, but the build up to their big brawl is nothing but a smoke show. </itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Tayshia E2: Bennett and Ed both fake injuries to get out of physical challenges, which means they are not "swole" (or maybe not? Anna and Ryan do not know what "swole" means). Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Tayshia E2: Bennett and Ed both fake injuries to get out of physical challenges, which means they are not "swole" (or maybe not? Anna and Ryan do not know what "swole" means). Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>4927</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Where I Come From We Call You Lunch Meat</title>
      <description>Tayshia E1: The Bachelorette gets a reboot with a new and better lead. Tayshia stuns the guys, but Brendan stuns in his turtleneck. Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 13 Nov 2020 06:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:season>14</itunes:season>
      <itunes:episode>5</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Anna and Ryan, Bachelor Superfans!</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Tayshia arrives like a refreshing glass of Chris Harrison's famous margaritas! </itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Tayshia E1: The Bachelorette gets a reboot with a new and better lead. Tayshia stuns the guys, but Brendan stuns in his turtleneck. Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Tayshia E1: The Bachelorette gets a reboot with a new and better lead. Tayshia stuns the guys, but Brendan stuns in his turtleneck. Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <itunes:duration>4392</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Congratulations, You’ve Just Blown Up the Bachelorette!</title>
      <description>Clare E4: Harrison tells Clare "Don't Fuck with Me!" Kenny can't manage his frustration. Clare and Dale get engaged, which totally makes sense after five days of knowing each other. Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Sun, 08 Nov 2020 06:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:season>14</itunes:season>
      <itunes:episode>4</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Anna and Ryan, Bachelor Superfans!</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>In a historic week for America, Clare elects to leave the Bachelorette. </itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Clare E4: Harrison tells Clare "Don't Fuck with Me!" Kenny can't manage his frustration. Clare and Dale get engaged, which totally makes sense after five days of knowing each other. Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Clare E4: Harrison tells Clare "Don't Fuck with Me!" Kenny can't manage his frustration. Clare and Dale get engaged, which totally makes sense after five days of knowing each other. Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <itunes:duration>4301</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>I Can’t Wait to Wash My Hands of This Atrocity</title>
      <description>Clare E3: We finally get the Yosef confrontation they've been teasing for three weeks. It goes down exactly like it did in 100 promos. Some of the guys get roses and go on dates, but let's be honest, only Dale matters. Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 29 Oct 2020 05:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:season>14</itunes:season>
      <itunes:episode>3</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Anna and Ryan, Bachelor Superfans!</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Dale+Clare Dale+Clare Dale+Clare Dale+Clare</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Clare E3: We finally get the Yosef confrontation they've been teasing for three weeks. It goes down exactly like it did in 100 promos. Some of the guys get roses and go on dates, but let's be honest, only Dale matters. Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.
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        <![CDATA[<p>Clare E3: We finally get the Yosef confrontation they've been teasing for three weeks. It goes down exactly like it did in 100 promos. Some of the guys get roses and go on dates, but let's be honest, only Dale matters. Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>5245</itunes:duration>
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      <title>It's All for One and One for Clare</title>
      <description>Clare S2: The guys learn the love languages, and it turns out Clare's love language is not awkward pauses. A controversial strip dodgeball game reveals double standards in American gender roles, prompting the guys to have a serious, nuanced discussion about the nature of the male gaze. Just kidding! They sit around naked and rub their asses on the couch. Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 22 Oct 2020 05:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:season>14</itunes:season>
      <itunes:episode>2</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Anna and Ryan, Bachelor Superfans!</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>The guys go balls out for Clare, but Blake shows balls when the ball is not in his court. </itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Clare S2: The guys learn the love languages, and it turns out Clare's love language is not awkward pauses. A controversial strip dodgeball game reveals double standards in American gender roles, prompting the guys to have a serious, nuanced discussion about the nature of the male gaze. Just kidding! They sit around naked and rub their asses on the couch. Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Clare S2: The guys learn the love languages, and it turns out Clare's love language is not awkward pauses. A controversial strip dodgeball game reveals double standards in American gender roles, prompting the guys to have a serious, nuanced discussion about the nature of the male gaze. Just kidding! They sit around naked and rub their asses on the couch. Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>4779</itunes:duration>
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      <title>I Wouldn't Be in This Straight Jacket If I Weren't Dedicated to Clare</title>
      <description>Clare E1: After months of delays (for Clare and the audience), we finally get a new season! We see several Zacks, several Tylers, a Jason, and a Chasen all chasin Clare's heart. Plus, Ryan and Anna each have their own mike! Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 15 Oct 2020 05:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:season>14</itunes:season>
      <itunes:episode>1</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Anna and Ryan, Bachelor Superfans!</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>The new Bachelorette season has a pandemic of romance, and it's gone airborne!!</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Clare E1: After months of delays (for Clare and the audience), we finally get a new season! We see several Zacks, several Tylers, a Jason, and a Chasen all chasin Clare's heart. Plus, Ryan and Anna each have their own mike! Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Clare E1: After months of delays (for Clare and the audience), we finally get a new season! We see several Zacks, several Tylers, a Jason, and a Chasen all chasin Clare's heart. Plus, Ryan and Anna each have their own mike! Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.</p><p><br></p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>4719</itunes:duration>
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      <title>America is Watching This. They Are Absolutely Floored. </title>
      <description>Jason Season Finale! Jason dumps Molly, and collapses on the balcony in agony unrivaled in human history. Ten minutes later, he gives Melissa the happiest moment of her life. Then he takes it away.... Follow us on Twitter @forwrongreasons. Send feedback, glowing praise, or questions to Anna and Ryan at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 02 Jul 2020 05:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:season>13</itunes:season>
      <itunes:episode>14</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Anna and Ryan, Bachelor Superfans!</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Jason chooses one woman, then another, in the most historic finale in Bachelor history (at least, until that exact same thing happened again. And then again). </itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Jason Season Finale! Jason dumps Molly, and collapses on the balcony in agony unrivaled in human history. Ten minutes later, he gives Melissa the happiest moment of her life. Then he takes it away.... Follow us on Twitter @forwrongreasons. Send feedback, glowing praise, or questions to Anna and Ryan at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Jason Season Finale! Jason dumps Molly, and collapses on the balcony in agony unrivaled in human history. Ten minutes later, he gives Melissa the happiest moment of her life. Then he takes it away.... Follow us on Twitter @forwrongreasons. Send feedback, glowing praise, or questions to Anna and Ryan at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>3877</itunes:duration>
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      <title>Nathaniel Hawthorne was a Snack!</title>
      <description>Jason E7: The whole gang heads to New Zealand, but Molly has brought her baggage about her family along. Even for an episode of The Bachelor, there are so many love puns. Anna reveals the authors on her list. Follow us on Twitter @forwrongreasons. Send feedback, glowing praise, or questions to Anna and Ryan at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 24 Jun 2020 05:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:season>13</itunes:season>
      <itunes:episode>14</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Anna and Ryan, Bachelor Superfans!</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Jason takes all three ladies to the fantasy suites, which look like the first two minutes of a Cinemax late-night soft core. </itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Jason E7: The whole gang heads to New Zealand, but Molly has brought her baggage about her family along. Even for an episode of The Bachelor, there are so many love puns. Anna reveals the authors on her list. Follow us on Twitter @forwrongreasons. Send feedback, glowing praise, or questions to Anna and Ryan at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Jason E7: The whole gang heads to New Zealand, but Molly has brought her baggage about her family along. Even for an episode of The Bachelor, there are so many love puns. Anna reveals the authors on her list. Follow us on Twitter @forwrongreasons. Send feedback, glowing praise, or questions to Anna and Ryan at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>3354</itunes:duration>
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      <title>Hey There, Guy, How are You?</title>
      <description>Jason E6: Jillian saw a lake monster, and Melissa's parents are monsters. Molly's mom makes everyone wear crazy hats, and Naomi's mom brings the crazy. Naomi is an Indigo Kid, and Anna is a Star Seed. Follow us on Twitter @forwrongreasons. Send feedback, glowing praise, or questions to Anna and Ryan at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 16 Jun 2020 05:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:season>13</itunes:season>
      <itunes:episode>12</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Anna and Ryan, Bachelor Superfans!</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Jillian deserves to fly like a dove, while Naomi's mom makes Jason bury one. </itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Jason E6: Jillian saw a lake monster, and Melissa's parents are monsters. Molly's mom makes everyone wear crazy hats, and Naomi's mom brings the crazy. Naomi is an Indigo Kid, and Anna is a Star Seed. Follow us on Twitter @forwrongreasons. Send feedback, glowing praise, or questions to Anna and Ryan at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Jason E6: Jillian saw a lake monster, and Melissa's parents are monsters. Molly's mom makes everyone wear crazy hats, and Naomi's mom brings the crazy. Naomi is an Indigo Kid, and Anna is a Star Seed. Follow us on Twitter @forwrongreasons. Send feedback, glowing praise, or questions to Anna and Ryan at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>4414</itunes:duration>
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      <title>Are You Being a Grumpy Pants Tonight?</title>
      <description>Jason E5: Melissa watches Ty while he sleeps. Jason does a kissing contest with Molly, Jillian, and Stephanie, then Jason kisses Stephanie goodbye. Sign the Bachelor Diversity Campaign Petition to get some much needed diversity to the Bachelor Franchise! https://tinyurl.com/y7s5xyrs Follow us on Twitter @forwrongreasons. Send feedback, glowing praise, or questions to Anna and Ryan at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 09 Jun 2020 05:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:season>13</itunes:season>
      <itunes:episode>11</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Anna and Ryan, Bachelor Superfans!</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Jason and the ladies head to Seattle, but just like Anna, none of the girls get to the Space Needle.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Jason E5: Melissa watches Ty while he sleeps. Jason does a kissing contest with Molly, Jillian, and Stephanie, then Jason kisses Stephanie goodbye. Sign the Bachelor Diversity Campaign Petition to get some much needed diversity to the Bachelor Franchise! https://tinyurl.com/y7s5xyrs Follow us on Twitter @forwrongreasons. Send feedback, glowing praise, or questions to Anna and Ryan at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Jason E5: Melissa watches Ty while he sleeps. Jason does a kissing contest with Molly, Jillian, and Stephanie, then Jason kisses Stephanie goodbye. Sign the Bachelor Diversity Campaign Petition to get some much needed diversity to the Bachelor Franchise! https://tinyurl.com/y7s5xyrs Follow us on Twitter @forwrongreasons. Send feedback, glowing praise, or questions to Anna and Ryan at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>3926</itunes:duration>
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      <title>Let's Bang this Out</title>
      <description>Jason E4: We go back to 2009 to continue recapping Jason's season! Molly and Jason "stay up late" in backyard camp out. The ladies learn camera kissing etiquette on the set of General Hospital. Plus, hear Anna's shout out from Alex Bordyukov courtesy of Cameo.com. Follow us on Twitter @forwrongreasons. Send feedback, glowing praise, or questions to Anna and Ryan at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 27 May 2020 05:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:season>13</itunes:season>
      <itunes:episode>10</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Anna and Ryan, Bachelor Superfans!</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>The girls sing for a date, and all the songs are better than Jessica Simpson's Public Affair. </itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Jason E4: We go back to 2009 to continue recapping Jason's season! Molly and Jason "stay up late" in backyard camp out. The ladies learn camera kissing etiquette on the set of General Hospital. Plus, hear Anna's shout out from Alex Bordyukov courtesy of Cameo.com. Follow us on Twitter @forwrongreasons. Send feedback, glowing praise, or questions to Anna and Ryan at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Jason E4: We go back to 2009 to continue recapping Jason's season! Molly and Jason "stay up late" in backyard camp out. The ladies learn camera kissing etiquette on the set of General Hospital. Plus, hear Anna's shout out from Alex Bordyukov courtesy of Cameo.com. Follow us on Twitter @forwrongreasons. Send feedback, glowing praise, or questions to Anna and Ryan at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>4134</itunes:duration>
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      <title>I Feel Like I'm at the White House!</title>
      <description>LTYH Season 1 Finale! Matt and Rudi head their separate ways. Jamie carries Trevor through their performance. Taye Diggs would pay money to see Chris and Bri, while Ryan and Anna both paid money to see the 1992 Rodney Dangerfield/Jonathan Brandis film Ladybugs in theaters. Follow us on Twitter @forwrongreasons. Send feedback, glowing praise, or questions to Anna and Ryan at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 20 May 2020 05:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:season>13</itunes:season>
      <itunes:episode>9</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Anna and Ryan, Bachelor Superfans!</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Jamie and Trevor bone, but Chris and Bri make a musical baby onstage. </itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>LTYH Season 1 Finale! Matt and Rudi head their separate ways. Jamie carries Trevor through their performance. Taye Diggs would pay money to see Chris and Bri, while Ryan and Anna both paid money to see the 1992 Rodney Dangerfield/Jonathan Brandis film Ladybugs in theaters. Follow us on Twitter @forwrongreasons. Send feedback, glowing praise, or questions to Anna and Ryan at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>LTYH Season 1 Finale! Matt and Rudi head their separate ways. Jamie carries Trevor through their performance. Taye Diggs would pay money to see Chris and Bri, while Ryan and Anna both paid money to see the 1992 Rodney Dangerfield/Jonathan Brandis film Ladybugs in theaters. Follow us on Twitter @forwrongreasons. Send feedback, glowing praise, or questions to Anna and Ryan at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>4031</itunes:duration>
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      <title>I Feel Like It Was a Performance but Then It Was a Performance</title>
      <description>LTYH E5: Rudi and Matt relax in Nipton, but Matt still can't say that he's falling for Rudi. That brings up an awkward argument about how poorly Ryan responded when Anna said she loves him for the first time. Plus, Bri and Chris sing! Follow us on Twitter @forwrongreasons. Send feedback, glowing praise, or questions to Anna and Ryan at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 13 May 2020 05:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:season>13</itunes:season>
      <itunes:episode>8</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Anna and Ryan, Bachelor Superfans!</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>The Bachelor producers taunt Ryan by bringing on three time Grammy winner Pat Monahan from the supergroup Train. Train! </itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>LTYH E5: Rudi and Matt relax in Nipton, but Matt still can't say that he's falling for Rudi. That brings up an awkward argument about how poorly Ryan responded when Anna said she loves him for the first time. Plus, Bri and Chris sing! Follow us on Twitter @forwrongreasons. Send feedback, glowing praise, or questions to Anna and Ryan at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>LTYH E5: Rudi and Matt relax in Nipton, but Matt still can't say that he's falling for Rudi. That brings up an awkward argument about how poorly Ryan responded when Anna said she loves him for the first time. Plus, Bri and Chris sing! Follow us on Twitter @forwrongreasons. Send feedback, glowing praise, or questions to Anna and Ryan at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>4834</itunes:duration>
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      <title>Oh My God, Puke</title>
      <description>LTYH E4: Chris Harrison throws in some twists. Natascha twists the knife in Julia before her performance. Ryan and Natascha get the crowd to do the twist. Check out Whitney's cinnamon roll fundraiser! https://give.oregonfoodbank.org/fundraiser/2729473. Follow us on Twitter @forwrongreasons. Send feedback, glowing praise, or questions to Anna and Ryan at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 06 May 2020 05:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:season>13</itunes:season>
      <itunes:episode>7</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Anna and Ryan, Bachelor Superfans!</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Julia and Brandon turn a du-et into a don't-et. </itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>LTYH E4: Chris Harrison throws in some twists. Natascha twists the knife in Julia before her performance. Ryan and Natascha get the crowd to do the twist. Check out Whitney's cinnamon roll fundraiser! https://give.oregonfoodbank.org/fundraiser/2729473. Follow us on Twitter @forwrongreasons. Send feedback, glowing praise, or questions to Anna and Ryan at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>LTYH E4: Chris Harrison throws in some twists. Natascha twists the knife in Julia before her performance. Ryan and Natascha get the crowd to do the twist. Check out Whitney's cinnamon roll fundraiser! <a href="https://give.oregonfoodbank.org/fundraiser/2729473">https://give.oregonfoodbank.org/fundraiser/2729473</a>. Follow us on Twitter @forwrongreasons. Send feedback, glowing praise, or questions to Anna and Ryan at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>4297</itunes:duration>
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      <title>All Couples When They are a Couple have a Chance to Inspire the World </title>
      <description>LTYH E3: Chris Harrison expels all non-serious couples from the mansion. Julia projects her fakeness on Savannah, then fakes her chemistry with Sheridan. Follow us on Twitter @forwrongreasons. Send feedback, glowing praise, or questions to Anna and Ryan at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 29 Apr 2020 05:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:season>13</itunes:season>
      <itunes:episode>6</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Anna and Ryan, Bachelor Superfans!</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>The contestants must prove their talent - and their love - to Jordan, Jojo, Kesha, and Ryan's favorite musician, Jason Mraz. </itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>LTYH E3: Chris Harrison expels all non-serious couples from the mansion. Julia projects her fakeness on Savannah, then fakes her chemistry with Sheridan. Follow us on Twitter @forwrongreasons. Send feedback, glowing praise, or questions to Anna and Ryan at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>LTYH E3: Chris Harrison expels all non-serious couples from the mansion. Julia projects her fakeness on Savannah, then fakes her chemistry with Sheridan. Follow us on Twitter @forwrongreasons. Send feedback, glowing praise, or questions to Anna and Ryan at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <itunes:duration>4443</itunes:duration>
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      <title>Brandon Makes My Brain Crunch</title>
      <description>LTYH E2: Chris and Bri are really excited about going to Guitar Center! Brandon is the center of every women's attention. Someone named Danny is apparently on this show. Follow us on Twitter @forwrongreasons. Send feedback, glowing praise, or questions to Anna and Ryan at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 22 Apr 2020 05:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:season>13</itunes:season>
      <itunes:episode>5</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Anna and Ryan, Bachelor Superfans!</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>It's not all beautiful harmonies as Jamie and Trevor busk on Venice Beach. </itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>LTYH E2: Chris and Bri are really excited about going to Guitar Center! Brandon is the center of every women's attention. Someone named Danny is apparently on this show. Follow us on Twitter @forwrongreasons. Send feedback, glowing praise, or questions to Anna and Ryan at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>LTYH E2: Chris and Bri are really excited about going to Guitar Center! Brandon is the center of every women's attention. Someone named Danny is apparently on this show. Follow us on Twitter @forwrongreasons. Send feedback, glowing praise, or questions to Anna and Ryan at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>3860</itunes:duration>
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      <title>You Deserve to Have Love Thrust Upon You</title>
      <description>Listen to Your Heart E1: Just like Bradley Cooper and Lady Gaga in A Star is Born, Anna and Ryan have found love... with the Bachelor's musical show. But they still can't harmonize. Follow us on Twitter @forwrongreasons. Send feedback, glowing praise, or questions to Anna and Ryan at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 15 Apr 2020 05:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:season>13</itunes:season>
      <itunes:episode>4</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Anna and Ryan, Bachelor Superfans!</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Chris Harrison helps 20 sexy singles make beautiful music together on the Bachelor franchise's latest show! </itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Listen to Your Heart E1: Just like Bradley Cooper and Lady Gaga in A Star is Born, Anna and Ryan have found love... with the Bachelor's musical show. But they still can't harmonize. Follow us on Twitter @forwrongreasons. Send feedback, glowing praise, or questions to Anna and Ryan at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Listen to Your Heart E1: Just like Bradley Cooper and Lady Gaga in A Star is Born, Anna and Ryan have found love... with the Bachelor's musical show. But they still can't harmonize. Follow us on Twitter @forwrongreasons. Send feedback, glowing praise, or questions to Anna and Ryan at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <itunes:duration>3811</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>They Feed on Breasts, You Know</title>
      <description>Jason E3: Stephanie's husband is looking down smiling at this situation. Jason is looking at the women's busts. Chris Harrison is looking to start some drama. Follow us on Twitter @forwrongreasons. Send feedback, glowing praise, or questions to Anna and Ryan at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 08 Apr 2020 05:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:season>13</itunes:season>
      <itunes:episode>3</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Anna and Ryan, Bachelor Superfans!</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Jason feels like James Bond in a lame reboot of Casino Royale. </itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Jason E3: Stephanie's husband is looking down smiling at this situation. Jason is looking at the women's busts. Chris Harrison is looking to start some drama. Follow us on Twitter @forwrongreasons. Send feedback, glowing praise, or questions to Anna and Ryan at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>Jason E3: Stephanie's husband is looking down smiling at this situation. Jason is looking at the women's busts. Chris Harrison is looking to start some drama. Follow us on Twitter @forwrongreasons. Send feedback, glowing praise, or questions to Anna and Ryan at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <itunes:duration>3758</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>My Dream Relationship Would Be for Someone to Love Me to Death</title>
      <description>Jason E2: Jason says bye to his best friend Ty. Just being in Jason's presence is a gift. Shannon gets ice cold to get Jason's attention. Follow us on Twitter @forwrongreasons. Send feedback, glowing praise, or questions to Anna and Ryan at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 02 Apr 2020 05:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:season>13</itunes:season>
      <itunes:episode>2</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Anna and Ryan, Bachelor Superfans!</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Jason is a big splash at a pool party with the ladies!</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Jason E2: Jason says bye to his best friend Ty. Just being in Jason's presence is a gift. Shannon gets ice cold to get Jason's attention. Follow us on Twitter @forwrongreasons. Send feedback, glowing praise, or questions to Anna and Ryan at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>Jason E2: Jason says bye to his best friend Ty. Just being in Jason's presence is a gift. Shannon gets ice cold to get Jason's attention. Follow us on Twitter @forwrongreasons. Send feedback, glowing praise, or questions to Anna and Ryan at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <itunes:duration>3174</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>I've Been Looking at Your MySpace Page</title>
      <description>Jason Mesnick E1: It's 2009, and everyone is feeling fine! Jason, Ty, and Larry head to LA! Renee's vision board doesn't work out. Shannon has been stalking Jason on social media. Follow us on Twitter @forwrongreasons. Send feedback, glowing praise, or questions to Anna and Ryan at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 25 Mar 2020 05:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:season>13</itunes:season>
      <itunes:episode>1</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Anna and Ryan, Bachelor Superfans!</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Anna and Ryan fight off the quarantine blues with a throwback to Jason Mesnick's season! </itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Jason Mesnick E1: It's 2009, and everyone is feeling fine! Jason, Ty, and Larry head to LA! Renee's vision board doesn't work out. Shannon has been stalking Jason on social media. Follow us on Twitter @forwrongreasons. Send feedback, glowing praise, or questions to Anna and Ryan at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>Jason Mesnick E1: It's 2009, and everyone is feeling fine! Jason, Ty, and Larry head to LA! Renee's vision board doesn't work out. Shannon has been stalking Jason on social media. Follow us on Twitter @forwrongreasons. Send feedback, glowing praise, or questions to Anna and Ryan at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <itunes:duration>3769</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>If You Want to Be with a Woman, You Need to Become a Real Man</title>
      <description>Peter Season Finale! Peter's family wants him to find a woman who can handle his line-dancing lifestyle. Hannah Ann is an angel on earth, and the unexpected hero of the season. Peter has made a million and one mistakes, all in less than 525, 600 minutes. Follow us on Twitter @forwrongreasons. Send feedback, glowing praise, or questions to Anna and Ryan at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 11 Mar 2020 05:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:season>12</itunes:season>
      <itunes:episode>11</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Anna and Ryan, Bachelor Superfans!</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Peter and Barb choose Hannah Ann... then Peter choose Madison. </itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Peter Season Finale! Peter's family wants him to find a woman who can handle his line-dancing lifestyle. Hannah Ann is an angel on earth, and the unexpected hero of the season. Peter has made a million and one mistakes, all in less than 525, 600 minutes. Follow us on Twitter @forwrongreasons. Send feedback, glowing praise, or questions to Anna and Ryan at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>Peter Season Finale! Peter's family wants him to find a woman who can handle his line-dancing lifestyle. Hannah Ann is an angel on earth, and the unexpected hero of the season. Peter has made a million and one mistakes, all in less than 525, 600 minutes. Follow us on Twitter @forwrongreasons. Send feedback, glowing praise, or questions to Anna and Ryan at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <itunes:duration>3985</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>I Could Have Handled the Whole Fucking Season Better</title>
      <description>Peter Women Tell All: Peter has the weight of the world on his shoulders. Woodward and Bernstein show up to investigate Champagnegate (the pop heard round the world!) Pete is not our favorite pilot. Follow us on Twitter @forwrongreasons. Send feedback, glowing praise, or questions to Anna and Ryan at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 04 Mar 2020 06:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:season>12</itunes:season>
      <itunes:episode>10</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Anna and Ryan, Bachelor Superfans!</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>The women tell all, which amounts to very little. </itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Peter Women Tell All: Peter has the weight of the world on his shoulders. Woodward and Bernstein show up to investigate Champagnegate (the pop heard round the world!) Pete is not our favorite pilot. Follow us on Twitter @forwrongreasons. Send feedback, glowing praise, or questions to Anna and Ryan at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>Peter Women Tell All: Peter has the weight of the world on his shoulders. Woodward and Bernstein show up to investigate Champagnegate (the pop heard round the world!) Pete is not our favorite pilot. Follow us on Twitter @forwrongreasons. Send feedback, glowing praise, or questions to Anna and Ryan at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <itunes:duration>2679</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>It’s Truly Madness! It’s Just Madness!</title>
      <description>Peter Fantasy Suites: Peter does an even worse Australian accent than Anna and Ryan. Hannah Ann wants a long day and a long night with Peter. Victoria F and Peter monkey around. Madison and Peter, not so much. Follow us on Twitter @forwrongreasons. Send feedback, glowing praise, or questions to Anna and Ryan at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 26 Feb 2020 06:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:season>12</itunes:season>
      <itunes:episode>9</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Anna and Ryan, Bachelor Superfans!</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Madison gives Peter an ultimatum, but he ends up ultra-mating with Hannah Ann and Victoria. </itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Peter Fantasy Suites: Peter does an even worse Australian accent than Anna and Ryan. Hannah Ann wants a long day and a long night with Peter. Victoria F and Peter monkey around. Madison and Peter, not so much. Follow us on Twitter @forwrongreasons. Send feedback, glowing praise, or questions to Anna and Ryan at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>Peter Fantasy Suites: Peter does an even worse Australian accent than Anna and Ryan. Hannah Ann wants a long day and a long night with Peter. Victoria F and Peter monkey around. Madison and Peter, not so much. Follow us on Twitter @forwrongreasons. Send feedback, glowing praise, or questions to Anna and Ryan at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <itunes:duration>3818</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>I Don't Want Easy, I Want Crazy!</title>
      <description>Peter Hometown Dates: Hannah Ann makes a man out of Peter. Madison's dad laid hands on her when she was a baby. Victoria F. laid hands on several friend's husbands. Follow us on Twitter @forwrongreasons. Send feedback, glowing praise, or questions to Anna and Ryan at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 19 Feb 2020 06:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:season>12</itunes:season>
      <itunes:episode>8</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Anna and Ryan, Bachelor Superfans!</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>It's hometown drama with a homewrecker! </itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Peter Hometown Dates: Hannah Ann makes a man out of Peter. Madison's dad laid hands on her when she was a baby. Victoria F. laid hands on several friend's husbands. Follow us on Twitter @forwrongreasons. Send feedback, glowing praise, or questions to Anna and Ryan at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>Peter Hometown Dates: Hannah Ann makes a man out of Peter. Madison's dad laid hands on her when she was a baby. Victoria F. laid hands on several friend's husbands. Follow us on Twitter @forwrongreasons. Send feedback, glowing praise, or questions to Anna and Ryan at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <itunes:duration>4322</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Look at Me! I'm an Attorney!</title>
      <description>Peter E7: Peter contemplates the symbolism of a windmill painting. Madison wants a spiritual leader. Natasha is intense. Peter and Kelsey actually have fun. Follow us on Twitter @forwrongreasons. Send feedback, glowing praise, or questions to Anna and Ryan at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 12 Feb 2020 06:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:season>12</itunes:season>
      <itunes:episode>7</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Anna and Ryan, Bachelor Superfans!</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>It's a three-on-one date, and this time, the winner ends up crying. </itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Peter E7: Peter contemplates the symbolism of a windmill painting. Madison wants a spiritual leader. Natasha is intense. Peter and Kelsey actually have fun. Follow us on Twitter @forwrongreasons. Send feedback, glowing praise, or questions to Anna and Ryan at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>Peter E7: Peter contemplates the symbolism of a windmill painting. Madison wants a spiritual leader. Natasha is intense. Peter and Kelsey actually have fun. Follow us on Twitter @forwrongreasons. Send feedback, glowing praise, or questions to Anna and Ryan at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <itunes:duration>4106</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <guid isPermaLink="false"><![CDATA[77fe6620-4d4c-11ea-898b-ff7d04beb0f3]]></guid>
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      <title>You Made Me Found My Damn Voice</title>
      <description>Peter E6: Hannah Ann and Peter dance terribly, but some horses dance beautifully. Mykenna is falls madly in love with who she is. Peter falls madly in love with meat. Follow us on Twitter @forwrongreasons. Send feedback, glowing praise, or questions to Anna and Ryan at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 06 Feb 2020 06:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:season>12</itunes:season>
      <itunes:episode>6</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Anna and Ryan, Bachelor Superfans!</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Peter's stitches come out, but Tammy is ready to cut a bitch. </itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Peter E6: Hannah Ann and Peter dance terribly, but some horses dance beautifully. Mykenna is falls madly in love with who she is. Peter falls madly in love with meat. Follow us on Twitter @forwrongreasons. Send feedback, glowing praise, or questions to Anna and Ryan at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>Peter E6: Hannah Ann and Peter dance terribly, but some horses dance beautifully. Mykenna is falls madly in love with who she is. Peter falls madly in love with meat. Follow us on Twitter @forwrongreasons. Send feedback, glowing praise, or questions to Anna and Ryan at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <itunes:duration>3363</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <guid isPermaLink="false"><![CDATA[1b4d0256-489c-11ea-8160-53d8827d034b]]></guid>
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      <title>If I Don’t Get a Rose Tonight I’m Going to Set the Building on Fire</title>
      <description>Peter E5: Hello Alayah! Goodbye, Alayah! We finally learn the (very lame) truth behind Peter's facial mishap. Kelley is a female candle melting away from Peter's male candle. Tammy is crazy, yo! Follow us on Twitter @forwrongreasons. Send feedback, glowing praise, or questions to Anna and Ryan at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 05 Feb 2020 06:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:season>12</itunes:season>
      <itunes:episode>5</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Anna and Ryan, Bachelor Superfans!</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Peter literally and metaphorically smashes his face. </itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Peter E5: Hello Alayah! Goodbye, Alayah! We finally learn the (very lame) truth behind Peter's facial mishap. Kelley is a female candle melting away from Peter's male candle. Tammy is crazy, yo! Follow us on Twitter @forwrongreasons. Send feedback, glowing praise, or questions to Anna and Ryan at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>Peter E5: Hello Alayah! Goodbye, Alayah! We finally learn the (very lame) truth behind Peter's facial mishap. Kelley is a female candle melting away from Peter's male candle. Tammy is crazy, yo! Follow us on Twitter @forwrongreasons. Send feedback, glowing praise, or questions to Anna and Ryan at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <itunes:duration>4146</itunes:duration>
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    <item>
      <title>Everyone is Shooketh to the Core</title>
      <description>Peter E4: Victoria F. chased Chase Rice. The women literally kill each other in the Bachelor Bowl. The ghost of Alayah returns! Follow us on Twitter @forwrongreasons. Send feedback, glowing praise, or questions to Anna and Ryan at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 29 Jan 2020 06:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:season>12</itunes:season>
      <itunes:episode>4</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Anna and Ryan, Bachelor Superfans!</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>The ladies experience the ups and downs of Cleveland</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Peter E4: Victoria F. chased Chase Rice. The women literally kill each other in the Bachelor Bowl. The ghost of Alayah returns! Follow us on Twitter @forwrongreasons. Send feedback, glowing praise, or questions to Anna and Ryan at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Peter E4: Victoria F. chased Chase Rice. The women literally kill each other in the Bachelor Bowl. The ghost of Alayah returns! Follow us on Twitter @forwrongreasons. Send feedback, glowing praise, or questions to Anna and Ryan at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>3770</itunes:duration>
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      <title>Finasco</title>
      <description>Peter E3: Peter line dances his way into Victoria P's heart. Champagne-gate gets replaced by Champain and Killer. Sydney thinks that a reality-show contestant might be fake. Follow us on Twitter @forwrongreasons. Send feedback, glowing praise, or questions to Anna and Ryan at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 21 Jan 2020 06:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:season>12</itunes:season>
      <itunes:episode>3</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Anna and Ryan, Bachelor Superfans!</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>It's Sydney v Alayah fight in linger-y in Demi's Extreme Pillow Fight Club!</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Peter E3: Peter line dances his way into Victoria P's heart. Champagne-gate gets replaced by Champain and Killer. Sydney thinks that a reality-show contestant might be fake. Follow us on Twitter @forwrongreasons. Send feedback, glowing praise, or questions to Anna and Ryan at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Peter E3: Peter line dances his way into Victoria P's heart. Champagne-gate gets replaced by Champain and Killer. Sydney thinks that a reality-show contestant might be fake. Follow us on Twitter @forwrongreasons. Send feedback, glowing praise, or questions to Anna and Ryan at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <itunes:duration>3461</itunes:duration>
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      <title>I Don’t Want to Be Involved in this Champagne Crisis Anymore</title>
      <description>Peter E2: Kelsey cries not once but twice in the bathroom. One group date REVOLVES around subtle product placement from a very exciting clothing line! Victoria F. and Hannah Ann have a Zoolander-style walk off. Follow us on Twitter @forwrongreasons. Send feedback, glowing praise, or questions to Anna and Ryan at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 15 Jan 2020 06:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:season>12</itunes:season>
      <itunes:episode>2</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Anna and Ryan, Bachelor Superfans!</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>The drama explodes like an uncorked bottle of champagne!</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Peter E2: Kelsey cries not once but twice in the bathroom. One group date REVOLVES around subtle product placement from a very exciting clothing line! Victoria F. and Hannah Ann have a Zoolander-style walk off. Follow us on Twitter @forwrongreasons. Send feedback, glowing praise, or questions to Anna and Ryan at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Peter E2: Kelsey cries not once but twice in the bathroom. One group date REVOLVES around subtle product placement from a very exciting clothing line! Victoria F. and Hannah Ann have a Zoolander-style walk off. Follow us on Twitter @forwrongreasons. Send feedback, glowing praise, or questions to Anna and Ryan at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <itunes:duration>3822</itunes:duration>
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      <title>You Need to Risk It for the Biscuit</title>
      <description>Peter E1: Hannah Ann does some serious Bachelor judo, probably because she looks like Susan Ward, start of Malibu Shores, Sunset Beach, the In-Crowd, and Wild Things 2. Maurissa waxes vaginas, but Peter's mom and dad wax eloquent when renewing their wedding vows. We learn the scandalous truth that Peter and Hannah B only did it 3 plus 1 times in the windmill. Follow us on Twitter @forwrongreasons. Send feedback, glowing praise, or questions to Anna and Ryan at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 08 Jan 2020 06:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:season>12</itunes:season>
      <itunes:episode>1</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Anna and Ryan, Bachelor Superfans!</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Pilot Peter's season takes off, and the drama is sky high!</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Peter E1: Hannah Ann does some serious Bachelor judo, probably because she looks like Susan Ward, start of Malibu Shores, Sunset Beach, the In-Crowd, and Wild Things 2. Maurissa waxes vaginas, but Peter's mom and dad wax eloquent when renewing their wedding vows. We learn the scandalous truth that Peter and Hannah B only did it 3 plus 1 times in the windmill. Follow us on Twitter @forwrongreasons. Send feedback, glowing praise, or questions to Anna and Ryan at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Peter E1: Hannah Ann does some serious Bachelor judo, probably because she looks like Susan Ward, start of Malibu Shores, Sunset Beach, the In-Crowd, and Wild Things 2. Maurissa waxes vaginas, but Peter's mom and dad wax eloquent when renewing their wedding vows. We learn the scandalous truth that Peter and Hannah B only did it 3 plus 1 times in the windmill. Follow us on Twitter @forwrongreasons. Send feedback, glowing praise, or questions to Anna and Ryan at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>4118</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Ask Us Anything Part 2!</title>
      <description>Just in time for the holidays, Anna and Ryan answer more fan questions in this special festive episode! We tackle the tough topics, like why ABC didn't choose Mike as The Bachelor, our dream podcast guests, how Bachelor in Paradise could get a revamp, and the hottest characters in the bible! Follow us on Twitter @forwrongreasons. Send feedback, glowing praise, or questions to Anna and Ryan at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 05 Dec 2019 15:12:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:season>11</itunes:season>
      <itunes:episode>10</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Anna and Ryan, Bachelor Superfans!</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Your burning questions answered, again! </itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Just in time for the holidays, Anna and Ryan answer more fan questions in this special festive episode! We tackle the tough topics, like why ABC didn't choose Mike as The Bachelor, our dream podcast guests, how Bachelor in Paradise could get a revamp, and the hottest characters in the bible! Follow us on Twitter @forwrongreasons. Send feedback, glowing praise, or questions to Anna and Ryan at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Just in time for the holidays, Anna and Ryan answer more fan questions in this special festive episode! We tackle the tough topics, like why ABC didn't choose Mike as The Bachelor, our dream podcast guests, how Bachelor in Paradise could get a revamp, and the hottest characters in the bible! Follow us on Twitter @forwrongreasons. Send feedback, glowing praise, or questions to Anna and Ryan at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <itunes:duration>4114</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Ask Us Anything Part 1!</title>
      <description>We asked, and you answered, by asking questions, which we answered! You sent us great questions, and we answer some of them here! Follow us on Twitter @forwrongreasons. Send feedback, glowing praise, or questions to Anna and Ryan at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.
Anna and Ryan answer your burning questions and reveal their lists!
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 03 Oct 2019 17:34:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:season>11</itunes:season>
      <itunes:episode>9</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Anna and Ryan, Bachelor Superfans!</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle></itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>We asked, and you answered, by asking questions, which we answered! You sent us great questions, and we answer some of them here! Follow us on Twitter @forwrongreasons. Send feedback, glowing praise, or questions to Anna and Ryan at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.
Anna and Ryan answer your burning questions and reveal their lists!
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>We asked, and you answered, by asking questions, which we answered! You sent us great questions, and we answer some of them here! Follow us on Twitter @forwrongreasons. Send feedback, glowing praise, or questions to Anna and Ryan at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.</p><p>Anna and Ryan answer your burning questions and reveal their lists!</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <itunes:duration>4161</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Stay off Instagram or don't go to Stagecoach!</title>
      <description>Bachelor in Paradise Season 6 Finale: Caelynn loves van life. Jordan is a little bitch. JPJ doth once again quotheth Shakespeare. Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback, glowing praise, or questions to Anna and Ryan at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.
It's all over but the two hours of reunion special.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 19 Sep 2019 04:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:season>11</itunes:season>
      <itunes:episode>7</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Anna and Ryan, Bachelor Superfans!</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle></itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Bachelor in Paradise Season 6 Finale: Caelynn loves van life. Jordan is a little bitch. JPJ doth once again quotheth Shakespeare. Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback, glowing praise, or questions to Anna and Ryan at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.
It's all over but the two hours of reunion special.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>Bachelor in Paradise Season 6 Finale: Caelynn loves van life. Jordan is a little bitch. JPJ doth once again quotheth Shakespeare. Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback, glowing praise, or questions to Anna and Ryan at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.</p><p>It's all over but the two hours of reunion special.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <itunes:duration>3373</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Is There Anyone Else Who Would Like Luke's Rose Tonight? Anyone?</title>
      <description>Bachelor in Paradise S6 Episodes 11-12: Dean and Caelynn ride off into the sunset. The sun sets on JPJ and Tayshia. Matt Donald's mom is probably disappointed in her son. Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback, glowing praise, or questions to Anna and Ryan at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.
The party is coming to an end in Paradise (except for that poor kid's birthday party that Dylan and Hannah crash). 
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      <pubDate>Thu, 12 Sep 2019 03:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:season>11</itunes:season>
      <itunes:episode>6</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Anna and Ryan, Bachelor Superfans!</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle></itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Bachelor in Paradise S6 Episodes 11-12: Dean and Caelynn ride off into the sunset. The sun sets on JPJ and Tayshia. Matt Donald's mom is probably disappointed in her son. Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback, glowing praise, or questions to Anna and Ryan at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.
The party is coming to an end in Paradise (except for that poor kid's birthday party that Dylan and Hannah crash). 
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>Bachelor in Paradise S6 Episodes 11-12: Dean and Caelynn ride off into the sunset. The sun sets on JPJ and Tayshia. Matt Donald's mom is probably disappointed in her son. Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback, glowing praise, or questions to Anna and Ryan at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.</p><p>The party is coming to an end in Paradise (except for that poor kid's birthday party that Dylan and Hannah crash). </p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <itunes:duration>3295</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Go Back to Your Fucking Van</title>
      <description>BIP Season 6 Episodes 9-10: JPJ catches a fish with his bare hands, and somehow manages to catch Tayshia. Mike Johnson and Sydney break up, but we get no information about that. Instead, we have to watch Clay, Derek, and Blake sulk. Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback, glowing praise, or questions to Anna and Ryan at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.
Clay cracks under the pressure of having Angela around, while Matt Donald's voice cracks. 
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 05 Sep 2019 03:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:season>11</itunes:season>
      <itunes:episode>5</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Anna and Ryan, Bachelor Superfans!</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle></itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>BIP Season 6 Episodes 9-10: JPJ catches a fish with his bare hands, and somehow manages to catch Tayshia. Mike Johnson and Sydney break up, but we get no information about that. Instead, we have to watch Clay, Derek, and Blake sulk. Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback, glowing praise, or questions to Anna and Ryan at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.
Clay cracks under the pressure of having Angela around, while Matt Donald's voice cracks. 
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>BIP Season 6 Episodes 9-10: JPJ catches a fish with his bare hands, and somehow manages to catch Tayshia. Mike Johnson and Sydney break up, but we get no information about that. Instead, we have to watch Clay, Derek, and Blake sulk. Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback, glowing praise, or questions to Anna and Ryan at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.</p><p>Clay cracks under the pressure of having Angela around, while Matt Donald's voice cracks. </p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>3469</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>John Paul Jones Doesn't Go for Ketchup</title>
      <description>BIP Season 6 Episodes 7-8: JPJ hits a low point. Dean hits the road. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.
The feathers fly when the whole gaggle gets together for the Goose's wedding! 
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      <pubDate>Thu, 29 Aug 2019 04:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:season>11</itunes:season>
      <itunes:episode>4</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Anna and Ryan, Bachelor Superfans!</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle></itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>BIP Season 6 Episodes 7-8: JPJ hits a low point. Dean hits the road. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.
The feathers fly when the whole gaggle gets together for the Goose's wedding! 
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>BIP Season 6 Episodes 7-8: JPJ hits a low point. Dean hits the road. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.</p><p>The feathers fly when the whole gaggle gets together for the Goose's wedding! </p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <itunes:duration>3996</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>I Hope She Wasn't at Stagecoach</title>
      <description>BIP Season 6 5-6: Kristina is bad at torture. Demi must choose between Derek and Kristian. Dean still has a mustache. Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.
Jordan and Christian throw down, JPJ and Chris throw up, and Nicole's singing makes us want to throw up. 
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 21 Aug 2019 17:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:season>11</itunes:season>
      <itunes:episode>3</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Anna and Ryan, Bachelor Superfans!</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle></itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>BIP Season 6 5-6: Kristina is bad at torture. Demi must choose between Derek and Kristian. Dean still has a mustache. Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.
Jordan and Christian throw down, JPJ and Chris throw up, and Nicole's singing makes us want to throw up. 
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>BIP Season 6 5-6: Kristina is bad at torture. Demi must choose between Derek and Kristian. Dean still has a mustache. Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.</p><p>Jordan and Christian throw down, JPJ and Chris throw up, and Nicole's singing makes us want to throw up. </p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <itunes:duration>4059</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>I Licked My Lower Lip and Your Jalapeno Rita Spice Still Lingered and Brought Me Such Joy</title>
      <description>BIP 6 3-4: Dylan and Cam mope. Jordan likes putting words together in ways that make sense but don't make sense. Tayshia does not appreciate getting sucked into the Blake and Hannah drama. Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback, glowing praise, or questions to Anna and Ryan at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.
Dean and his mustache leave their van down by the river to join Paradise. 
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 16 Aug 2019 03:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:season>11</itunes:season>
      <itunes:episode>2</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Anna and Ryan, Bachelor Superfans!</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle></itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>BIP 6 3-4: Dylan and Cam mope. Jordan likes putting words together in ways that make sense but don't make sense. Tayshia does not appreciate getting sucked into the Blake and Hannah drama. Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback, glowing praise, or questions to Anna and Ryan at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.
Dean and his mustache leave their van down by the river to join Paradise. 
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>BIP 6 3-4: Dylan and Cam mope. Jordan likes putting words together in ways that make sense but don't make sense. Tayshia does not appreciate getting sucked into the Blake and Hannah drama. Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback, glowing praise, or questions to Anna and Ryan at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.</p><p>Dean and his mustache leave their van down by the river to join Paradise. </p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <itunes:duration>4151</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Purrrrr-adise</title>
      <description>BIP S6E1-2: Kevin has gotten ripped. Kristina rips Blake a new one. Cam wears a leopard print shirt, which everyone wants to rip off. The internet fails Anna and Ryan, who could not find a clip of Denise Richards pretending to drown on Saved by the Bell.
Always Beach Cam
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      <pubDate>Thu, 08 Aug 2019 03:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:season>11</itunes:season>
      <itunes:episode>1</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Anna and Ryan, Bachelor Superfans!</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle></itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>BIP S6E1-2: Kevin has gotten ripped. Kristina rips Blake a new one. Cam wears a leopard print shirt, which everyone wants to rip off. The internet fails Anna and Ryan, who could not find a clip of Denise Richards pretending to drown on Saved by the Bell.
Always Beach Cam
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>BIP S6E1-2: Kevin has gotten ripped. Kristina rips Blake a new one. Cam wears a leopard print shirt, which everyone wants to rip off. The internet fails Anna and Ryan, who could not find a clip of Denise Richards pretending to drown on Saved by the Bell.</p><p>Always Beach Cam</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>4439</itunes:duration>
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      <title>Bonus Episode! Introducing Bachelor Happy Hour with Rachel and Ali</title>
      <description>Ryan and Anna got a real, awesome sponsor! “Bachelor Happy Hour with Rachel &amp; Ali” takes fans behind the scenes with all things Bachelor Nation-related in the first ever official Bachelor podcast. 
Check out our promo for the brand new podcast Bachelor Happy Hour with Rachel and Ali
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 03 Aug 2019 02:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:season>10</itunes:season>
      <itunes:episode>13</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Anna and Ryan, Bachelor Superfans!</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle></itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Ryan and Anna got a real, awesome sponsor! “Bachelor Happy Hour with Rachel &amp; Ali” takes fans behind the scenes with all things Bachelor Nation-related in the first ever official Bachelor podcast. 
Check out our promo for the brand new podcast Bachelor Happy Hour with Rachel and Ali
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>Ryan and Anna got a real, awesome sponsor! “Bachelor Happy Hour with Rachel &amp; Ali” takes fans behind the scenes with all things Bachelor Nation-related in the first ever official Bachelor podcast. </p><p>Check out our promo for the brand new podcast Bachelor Happy Hour with Rachel and Ali</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <itunes:duration>722</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>I Was Cheesin So Hard</title>
      <description>Hannah Season Finale + After the Final Rose: Jed brings his fucking guitar to the proposal. Tyler does no wrong, but still ends up without Hannah. Or does he....? Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback, glowing praise, or questions to Anna and Ryan at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.
Hannah choose Jed, then dumps his ass thanks to the tireless, intrepid journalists at People magazine. 
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 31 Jul 2019 05:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:season>10</itunes:season>
      <itunes:episode>12</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Anna and Ryan, Bachelor Superfans!</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle></itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Hannah Season Finale + After the Final Rose: Jed brings his fucking guitar to the proposal. Tyler does no wrong, but still ends up without Hannah. Or does he....? Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback, glowing praise, or questions to Anna and Ryan at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.
Hannah choose Jed, then dumps his ass thanks to the tireless, intrepid journalists at People magazine. 
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>Hannah Season Finale + After the Final Rose: Jed brings his fucking guitar to the proposal. Tyler does no wrong, but still ends up without Hannah. Or does he....? Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback, glowing praise, or questions to Anna and Ryan at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.</p><p>Hannah choose Jed, then dumps his ass thanks to the tireless, intrepid journalists at People magazine. </p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <itunes:duration>4074</itunes:duration>
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      <title>The Puke Show is Over</title>
      <description>Hannah The Men Tell All: This episode is full of Luke P.'s shit and two great moments: Hannah moving the rose stand and JPJ throwing chicken nuggets. Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.
The Luke P. show is over, so settle in for two hours of the Luke P. show. 
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 24 Jul 2019 03:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:season>10</itunes:season>
      <itunes:episode>11</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Anna and Ryan, Bachelor Superfans!</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle></itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Hannah The Men Tell All: This episode is full of Luke P.'s shit and two great moments: Hannah moving the rose stand and JPJ throwing chicken nuggets. Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.
The Luke P. show is over, so settle in for two hours of the Luke P. show. 
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>Hannah The Men Tell All: This episode is full of Luke P.'s shit and two great moments: Hannah moving the rose stand and JPJ throwing chicken nuggets. Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.</p><p>The Luke P. show is over, so settle in for two hours of the Luke P. show. </p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <itunes:duration>3874</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>I Fucked in a Windmill</title>
      <description>Hannah E10: In a shocking turn of events, Hannah fucks Peter in a windmill but doesn't fuck Tyler C at all. Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 17 Jul 2019 04:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>I Fucked in a Windmill</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:season>10</itunes:season>
      <itunes:episode>10</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Anna and Ryan, Bachelor Superfans!</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle></itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Hannah E10: In a shocking turn of events, Hannah fucks Peter in a windmill but doesn't fuck Tyler C at all. Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>Hannah E10: In a shocking turn of events, Hannah fucks Peter in a windmill but doesn't fuck Tyler C at all. Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <itunes:duration>4043</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Entangled and Caught Up in Sin of All Kinds</title>
      <description>Hannah E9: Peter's dad rocks a stache. Tyler C and Hannah rock out. Hannah rocks the boat with her rose ceremony decision. Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.
Did you guys know that Luke P. talked to God in the shower? 
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 09 Jul 2019 15:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:season>10</itunes:season>
      <itunes:episode>9</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Anna and Ryan, Bachelor Superfans!</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle></itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Hannah E9: Peter's dad rocks a stache. Tyler C and Hannah rock out. Hannah rocks the boat with her rose ceremony decision. Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.
Did you guys know that Luke P. talked to God in the shower? 
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>Hannah E9: Peter's dad rocks a stache. Tyler C and Hannah rock out. Hannah rocks the boat with her rose ceremony decision. Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.</p><p>Did you guys know that Luke P. talked to God in the shower? </p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <itunes:duration>4495</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>This is a Pile of Bologna</title>
      <description>Hannah E8: Anna and Ryan broadcast on the road from Seattle, but in Amsterdam, it's a different city but the same old Luke P drama. Meanwhile, Connor is surprisingly still on the show, until he isn't. #MikeforBachelor. Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback, glowing praise, or questions to Anna and Ryan at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.
Luke P. turns to prop comedy in a moment worthy of Carrot Top. 
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 04 Jul 2019 16:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>This is a Pile of Bologna</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:season>10</itunes:season>
      <itunes:episode>8</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Anna and Ryan, Bachelor Superfans!</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle></itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Hannah E8: Anna and Ryan broadcast on the road from Seattle, but in Amsterdam, it's a different city but the same old Luke P drama. Meanwhile, Connor is surprisingly still on the show, until he isn't. #MikeforBachelor. Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback, glowing praise, or questions to Anna and Ryan at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.
Luke P. turns to prop comedy in a moment worthy of Carrot Top. 
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>Hannah E8: Anna and Ryan broadcast on the road from Seattle, but in Amsterdam, it's a different city but the same old Luke P drama. Meanwhile, Connor is surprisingly still on the show, until he isn't. #MikeforBachelor. Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback, glowing praise, or questions to Anna and Ryan at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.</p><p>Luke P. turns to prop comedy in a moment worthy of Carrot Top. </p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>2572</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>That's a Real Ding-Dong</title>
      <description>Hannah E7: Hannah and Garrett go nude bungee jumping. Luke is totally cool with it... NOT! Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.
Anna and Ryan are late to the party, but once again there's no cocktail party. 
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 29 Jun 2019 03:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:season>10</itunes:season>
      <itunes:episode>7</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Anna and Ryan, Bachelor Superfans!</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle></itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Hannah E7: Hannah and Garrett go nude bungee jumping. Luke is totally cool with it... NOT! Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.
Anna and Ryan are late to the party, but once again there's no cocktail party. 
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>Hannah E7: Hannah and Garrett go nude bungee jumping. Luke is totally cool with it... NOT! Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.</p><p>Anna and Ryan are late to the party, but once again there's no cocktail party. </p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <itunes:duration>3598</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>I'm a Grown Ass Woman</title>
      <description>Hannah E6: Luke P has names in his mouth, and Garrett has height to his hair. Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.
It's a fucking Bachlorette clip show. 
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 19 Jun 2019 03:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:season>10</itunes:season>
      <itunes:episode>6</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Anna and Ryan, Bachelor Superfans!</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle></itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Hannah E6: Luke P has names in his mouth, and Garrett has height to his hair. Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.
It's a fucking Bachlorette clip show. 
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>Hannah E6: Luke P has names in his mouth, and Garrett has height to his hair. Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.</p><p>It's a fucking Bachlorette clip show. </p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <itunes:duration>3096</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>A Big Ass Douche Canoe</title>
      <description>Hannah E5: Farewell, John Paul Jones. Hello, Scotland! Hello there, pool table make out session!! Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.
Hannah finds that emotions are the most elusive thing about the Luke Ness Monster. 
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 13 Jun 2019 04:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:season>10</itunes:season>
      <itunes:episode>5</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Anna and Ryan, Bachelor Superfans!</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle></itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Hannah E5: Farewell, John Paul Jones. Hello, Scotland! Hello there, pool table make out session!! Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.
Hannah finds that emotions are the most elusive thing about the Luke Ness Monster. 
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>Hannah E5: Farewell, John Paul Jones. Hello, Scotland! Hello there, pool table make out session!! Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.</p><p>Hannah finds that emotions are the most elusive thing about the Luke Ness Monster. </p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <itunes:duration>3283</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>If I Had a Tail, I'd Wag It</title>
      <description>Hannah E4: Hannah shouts the famous revolutionary war cry "No taxation, no representation!!" Tyler C is a big time griller, big time chiller. Ryan does not remember how The Great Gatsby ends. Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback, glowing praise, or questions to Anna and Ryan at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.
It's Luke P vs Luke S in the most boring rugby fight in history. 
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 05 Jun 2019 03:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:season>10</itunes:season>
      <itunes:episode>4</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Anna and Ryan, Bachelor Superfans!</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle></itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Hannah E4: Hannah shouts the famous revolutionary war cry "No taxation, no representation!!" Tyler C is a big time griller, big time chiller. Ryan does not remember how The Great Gatsby ends. Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback, glowing praise, or questions to Anna and Ryan at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.
It's Luke P vs Luke S in the most boring rugby fight in history. 
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>Hannah E4: Hannah shouts the famous revolutionary war cry "No taxation, no representation!!" Tyler C is a big time griller, big time chiller. Ryan does not remember how The Great Gatsby ends. Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback, glowing praise, or questions to Anna and Ryan at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.</p><p>It's Luke P vs Luke S in the most boring rugby fight in history. </p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <itunes:duration>3059</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>I've Got a Little Case of the Hannah Fever</title>
      <description>Hannah E3: Jed and Hannah make a wish by chucking a chicken nugget, while John Paul Jones eats chicken nuggets. Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.
Anna and Ryan learn what "Weird Flex but ok" means. 
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 28 May 2019 04:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:season>10</itunes:season>
      <itunes:episode>3</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Anna and Ryan, Bachelor Superfans!</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle></itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Hannah E3: Jed and Hannah make a wish by chucking a chicken nugget, while John Paul Jones eats chicken nuggets. Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.
Anna and Ryan learn what "Weird Flex but ok" means. 
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>Hannah E3: Jed and Hannah make a wish by chucking a chicken nugget, while John Paul Jones eats chicken nuggets. Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.</p><p>Anna and Ryan learn what "Weird Flex but ok" means. </p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <itunes:duration>3127</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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    <item>
      <title>If You Need Help Tucking, We're Here to Help!</title>
      <description>Hannah E2: John Paul Jones rides a unicycle into our hearts. Tyler C. wears a sexy grandpa sweater. Kevin throws nuggets at Cam. Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.
A.B.C.: Annoyance backfires, Cam!
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2019 04:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:season>10</itunes:season>
      <itunes:episode>2</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Anna and Ryan, Bachelor Superfans!</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle></itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Hannah E2: John Paul Jones rides a unicycle into our hearts. Tyler C. wears a sexy grandpa sweater. Kevin throws nuggets at Cam. Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.
A.B.C.: Annoyance backfires, Cam!
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>Hannah E2: John Paul Jones rides a unicycle into our hearts. Tyler C. wears a sexy grandpa sweater. Kevin throws nuggets at Cam. Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.</p><p>A.B.C.: Annoyance backfires, Cam!</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <itunes:duration>4399</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>I Was Two Classes Away from Being a Dance Minor at Wake Forest</title>
      <description>Hannah's Season E1: Mike Johnson has a strong name. Luke has a divine experience. Scott has a girlfriend. Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.
Tyler dances all over the competition, while the Box King gets dethroned. 
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 15 May 2019 03:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:season>10</itunes:season>
      <itunes:episode>1</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Anna and Ryan, Bachelor Superfans!</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle></itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Hannah's Season E1: Mike Johnson has a strong name. Luke has a divine experience. Scott has a girlfriend. Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.
Tyler dances all over the competition, while the Box King gets dethroned. 
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        <![CDATA[<p>Hannah's Season E1: Mike Johnson has a strong name. Luke has a divine experience. Scott has a girlfriend. Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.</p><p>Tyler dances all over the competition, while the Box King gets dethroned. </p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>3121</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>A Gentleman Never Tells</title>
      <description>&lt;p&gt;Colton Finale!!! Colton doesn't know if he's making the right decision. Hannah G drops some F bombs. Colton (probably) loses his virginity. Colton's dad has BDE. Air Supply performs. Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback, glowing praise, or questions to Anna and Ryan at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.
Colton's season concludes with two nights of drama that could have easily fit into one night. 
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 13 Mar 2019 04:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:season>9</itunes:season>
      <itunes:episode>10</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Anna and Ryan, Bachelor Superfans!</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle></itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>&lt;p&gt;Colton Finale!!! Colton doesn't know if he's making the right decision. Hannah G drops some F bombs. Colton (probably) loses his virginity. Colton's dad has BDE. Air Supply performs. Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback, glowing praise, or questions to Anna and Ryan at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.
Colton's season concludes with two nights of drama that could have easily fit into one night. 
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>&lt;p&gt;Colton Finale!!! Colton doesn't know if he's making the right decision. Hannah G drops some F bombs. Colton (probably) loses his virginity. Colton's dad has BDE. Air Supply performs. Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback, glowing praise, or questions to Anna and Ryan at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.</p><p>Colton's season concludes with two nights of drama that could have easily fit into one night. </p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <itunes:duration>3655</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>He Just Jumped the Fucking Fence</title>
      <description>Colton E9: COLTON JUMPS THE FENCE!!!!! COLTON JUMPS THE FENCE!!!!! COLTON JUMPS THE FENCE!!!!! COLTON JUMPS THE FENCE!!!!! COLTON JUMPS THE FENCE!!!!! COLTON JUMPS THE FENCE!!!!! COLTON JUMPS THE FENCE!!!!! COLTON JUMPS THE FENCE!!!!! 
The moment you've been living for has finally arrived: Colton jumped the fence! 
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      <pubDate>Tue, 05 Mar 2019 05:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:season>9</itunes:season>
      <itunes:episode>9</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Anna and Ryan, Bachelor Superfans!</itunes:author>
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      <itunes:summary>Colton E9: COLTON JUMPS THE FENCE!!!!! COLTON JUMPS THE FENCE!!!!! COLTON JUMPS THE FENCE!!!!! COLTON JUMPS THE FENCE!!!!! COLTON JUMPS THE FENCE!!!!! COLTON JUMPS THE FENCE!!!!! COLTON JUMPS THE FENCE!!!!! COLTON JUMPS THE FENCE!!!!! 
The moment you've been living for has finally arrived: Colton jumped the fence! 
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      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>Colton E9: COLTON JUMPS THE FENCE!!!!! COLTON JUMPS THE FENCE!!!!! COLTON JUMPS THE FENCE!!!!! COLTON JUMPS THE FENCE!!!!! COLTON JUMPS THE FENCE!!!!! COLTON JUMPS THE FENCE!!!!! COLTON JUMPS THE FENCE!!!!! COLTON JUMPS THE FENCE!!!!! </p><p>The moment you've been living for has finally arrived: Colton jumped the fence! </p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>3962</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>You Don't Microwave Relationships</title>
      <description>Colton E8: Colton and Caelynn fry cookies and butter. Colton learns the proper way to butter bread. Hannah G. raps. Every dad is skeptical. Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.
Come for the clever commentary, stay for the scolding lectures on the patriarchy!!
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 27 Feb 2019 05:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:season>9</itunes:season>
      <itunes:episode>8</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Anna and Ryan, Bachelor Superfans!</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle></itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Colton E8: Colton and Caelynn fry cookies and butter. Colton learns the proper way to butter bread. Hannah G. raps. Every dad is skeptical. Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.
Come for the clever commentary, stay for the scolding lectures on the patriarchy!!
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>Colton E8: Colton and Caelynn fry cookies and butter. Colton learns the proper way to butter bread. Hannah G. raps. Every dad is skeptical. Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.</p><p>Come for the clever commentary, stay for the scolding lectures on the patriarchy!!</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <itunes:duration>3868</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>In My Opinion, You're an Idiot</title>
      <description>Colton E7: Ben Higgins replaces Chris Harrison. Tayshia, Colton, and Sniper the dog share an ice cream cone. Hannah B. is a poet and we didn't know it. Heather rides the rails to escape Colton. Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback, glowing praise, or questions to Anna and Ryan at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.
Colton's dad is the Underwood that America has been waiting for!
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 19 Feb 2019 05:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:season>9</itunes:season>
      <itunes:episode>7</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Anna and Ryan, Bachelor Superfans!</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle></itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Colton E7: Ben Higgins replaces Chris Harrison. Tayshia, Colton, and Sniper the dog share an ice cream cone. Hannah B. is a poet and we didn't know it. Heather rides the rails to escape Colton. Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback, glowing praise, or questions to Anna and Ryan at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.
Colton's dad is the Underwood that America has been waiting for!
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Colton E7: Ben Higgins replaces Chris Harrison. Tayshia, Colton, and Sniper the dog share an ice cream cone. Hannah B. is a poet and we didn't know it. Heather rides the rails to escape Colton. Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback, glowing praise, or questions to Anna and Ryan at hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.</p><p>Colton's dad is the Underwood that America has been waiting for!</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <itunes:duration>3775</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>I Would Definitely Eat that Sushi Roll</title>
      <description>Colton E6! It's the drama of the century! Sydney wants something real and something magical, and surprisingly, Colton cannot deliver. Hannah G's mom is a badass. Demi gets a no no from Coco. Follow us @forwrongreasons. 
Hannah G and Colton make out, Demi's mom gets out, and Demi is just out. 
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 12 Feb 2019 05:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:season>9</itunes:season>
      <itunes:episode>6</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Anna and Ryan, Bachelor Superfans!</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle></itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Colton E6! It's the drama of the century! Sydney wants something real and something magical, and surprisingly, Colton cannot deliver. Hannah G's mom is a badass. Demi gets a no no from Coco. Follow us @forwrongreasons. 
Hannah G and Colton make out, Demi's mom gets out, and Demi is just out. 
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>Colton E6! It's the drama of the century! Sydney wants something real and something magical, and surprisingly, Colton cannot deliver. Hannah G's mom is a badass. Demi gets a no no from Coco. Follow us @forwrongreasons. </p><p>Hannah G and Colton make out, Demi's mom gets out, and Demi is just out. </p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <itunes:duration>3806</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Nicole is Literally a Psycho</title>
      <description>Colton E5: Heather is just wearing overalls. We get disturbing close ups of Colton's mouth. Nicole grabs an eel. Sydney is still on the show, and needs her weeds whacked. Kirpa is wearing a band aid. Follow us @forwrongreasons. 
Extra Extra! Elyse is a ghost, and Heather is a Duggar! 
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 05 Feb 2019 05:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:season>9</itunes:season>
      <itunes:episode>5</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Anna and Ryan, Bachelor Superfans!</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle></itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Colton E5: Heather is just wearing overalls. We get disturbing close ups of Colton's mouth. Nicole grabs an eel. Sydney is still on the show, and needs her weeds whacked. Kirpa is wearing a band aid. Follow us @forwrongreasons. 
Extra Extra! Elyse is a ghost, and Heather is a Duggar! 
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Colton E5: Heather is just wearing overalls. We get disturbing close ups of Colton's mouth. Nicole grabs an eel. Sydney is still on the show, and needs her weeds whacked. Kirpa is wearing a band aid. Follow us @forwrongreasons. </p><p>Extra Extra! Elyse is a ghost, and Heather is a Duggar! </p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <itunes:duration>2981</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Where Did They Get These Leeches From? Are They FDA-Approved?</title>
      <description>Colton E4: Singapore has lights and buildings. Demi's rose sends a message to her haters. The show actually handles a sensitive topic sensitively. Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.
Hannah B. eats a fish eye, and swallows her pride. 
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 29 Jan 2019 05:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:season>9</itunes:season>
      <itunes:episode>4</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Anna and Ryan, Bachelor Superfans!</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle></itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Colton E4: Singapore has lights and buildings. Demi's rose sends a message to her haters. The show actually handles a sensitive topic sensitively. Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.
Hannah B. eats a fish eye, and swallows her pride. 
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>Colton E4: Singapore has lights and buildings. Demi's rose sends a message to her haters. The show actually handles a sensitive topic sensitively. Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.</p><p>Hannah B. eats a fish eye, and swallows her pride. </p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <itunes:duration>3355</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>I Don't Want to Be Another One of Those Yo Ho Hos. </title>
      <description>Colton's Season Episode 3: Colton is tied up, blindfolded, and spanked. Heather stirs the pot. Terry Crews is 50 years old! 
Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.
Hannah B feels befumbled, but she is not deceitful and manipulative - just freakin trust her. 
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 22 Jan 2019 05:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:season>9</itunes:season>
      <itunes:episode>3</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Anna and Ryan, Bachelor Superfans!</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle></itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Colton's Season Episode 3: Colton is tied up, blindfolded, and spanked. Heather stirs the pot. Terry Crews is 50 years old! 
Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.
Hannah B feels befumbled, but she is not deceitful and manipulative - just freakin trust her. 
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>Colton's Season Episode 3: Colton is tied up, blindfolded, and spanked. Heather stirs the pot. Terry Crews is 50 years old! </p><p>Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.</p><p>Hannah B feels befumbled, but she is not deceitful and manipulative - just freakin trust her. </p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <itunes:duration>3928</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>It Isn’t Her Place to Touch that Unless He Gives it to Her</title>
      <description>Colton's Season E2: Demi dares to touch the rose. Tracy feels sick to her stomach. Hannah can't give a toast on her golden birthday. Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.
Sydney bangs pots and pans, but Demi's the one causing the real ruckus at the cocktail party. 
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 16 Jan 2019 05:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>It Isn’t Her Place to Touch that Unless He Gives it to Her</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:season>9</itunes:season>
      <itunes:episode>2</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Anna and Ryan, Bachelor Superfans!</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle></itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Colton's Season E2: Demi dares to touch the rose. Tracy feels sick to her stomach. Hannah can't give a toast on her golden birthday. Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.
Sydney bangs pots and pans, but Demi's the one causing the real ruckus at the cocktail party. 
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>Colton's Season E2: Demi dares to touch the rose. Tracy feels sick to her stomach. Hannah can't give a toast on her golden birthday. Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.</p><p>Sydney bangs pots and pans, but Demi's the one causing the real ruckus at the cocktail party. </p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <itunes:duration>3414</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>He Kisses Pretty Well for a Virgin</title>
      <description>Colton's Season Premiere! Who watches the watch parties? Bachelor Nation, that's who. Get ready for a bunch of bad virgin jokes from Chris Harrison and Ryan. Plus a sloth.... bit .... drags.... on ..... too ..... long. 

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 08 Jan 2019 06:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:season>9</itunes:season>
      <itunes:episode>1</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Anna and Ryan, Bachelor Superfans!</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle></itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Colton's Season Premiere! Who watches the watch parties? Bachelor Nation, that's who. Get ready for a bunch of bad virgin jokes from Chris Harrison and Ryan. Plus a sloth.... bit .... drags.... on ..... too ..... long. 

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>Colton's Season Premiere! Who watches the watch parties? Bachelor Nation, that's who. Get ready for a bunch of bad virgin jokes from Chris Harrison and Ryan. Plus a sloth.... bit .... drags.... on ..... too ..... long. </p><p><br></p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <itunes:duration>2824</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>You Can't Turn a Dick Into a Husband</title>
      <description>Bachelor in Paradise Season 5 Finale!! Joe and Kendall freak out. The Goose wears white jeans. Jordan and Jenna live happily ever after (until one day after the show ends). Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 12 Sep 2018 05:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:season>8</itunes:season>
      <itunes:episode>6</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Anna and Ryan, Bachelor Superfans!</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle></itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Bachelor in Paradise Season 5 Finale!! Joe and Kendall freak out. The Goose wears white jeans. Jordan and Jenna live happily ever after (until one day after the show ends). Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>Bachelor in Paradise Season 5 Finale!! Joe and Kendall freak out. The Goose wears white jeans. Jordan and Jenna live happily ever after (until one day after the show ends). Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <itunes:duration>3871</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>This is a Russian Witch Hunt</title>
      <description>BIP 5 Episodes 9-10: Colton goes home to become the Bachelor. Scallops rises from the sea like Venus. Or like a scallop. New Zealand Jordan did not come here to fuck spiders. Eric follows the cheese home.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 04 Sep 2018 05:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:season>8</itunes:season>
      <itunes:episode>5</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Anna and Ryan, Bachelor Superfans!</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle></itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>BIP 5 Episodes 9-10: Colton goes home to become the Bachelor. Scallops rises from the sea like Venus. Or like a scallop. New Zealand Jordan did not come here to fuck spiders. Eric follows the cheese home.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>BIP 5 Episodes 9-10: Colton goes home to become the Bachelor. Scallops rises from the sea like Venus. Or like a scallop. New Zealand Jordan did not come here to fuck spiders. Eric follows the cheese home.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <itunes:duration>3503</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>It's an Empty Briefcase Full of Fucking Passion</title>
      <description>BIP 5 7-8: Krystal's butt is unreal. Jubilee gets the shaft from John and this show. Jordan drags his dick all over Benoit's baguette. Follow us @forwrongreasons and hereforthewrongreasons.com. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.
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      <pubDate>Wed, 29 Aug 2018 05:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:season>8</itunes:season>
      <itunes:episode>4</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Anna and Ryan, Bachelor Superfans!</itunes:author>
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      <itunes:summary>BIP 5 7-8: Krystal's butt is unreal. Jubilee gets the shaft from John and this show. Jordan drags his dick all over Benoit's baguette. Follow us @forwrongreasons and hereforthewrongreasons.com. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>BIP 5 7-8: Krystal's butt is unreal. Jubilee gets the shaft from John and this show. Jordan drags his dick all over Benoit's baguette. Follow us @forwrongreasons and hereforthewrongreasons.com. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>3386</itunes:duration>
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      <title>Paradise is Stinky and Sweaty</title>
      <description>Bachelor in Paradise S5 E5-6: Chris tries to gaslight Tia. Everyone is getting blurred. John makes the right choice.
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      <pubDate>Tue, 21 Aug 2018 05:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:season>8</itunes:season>
      <itunes:episode>3</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Anna and Ryan, Bachelor Superfans!</itunes:author>
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      <itunes:summary>Bachelor in Paradise S5 E5-6: Chris tries to gaslight Tia. Everyone is getting blurred. John makes the right choice.
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      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>Bachelor in Paradise S5 E5-6: Chris tries to gaslight Tia. Everyone is getting blurred. John makes the right choice.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>3256</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>You Kinda Have to Move with the Cheese</title>
      <description>Bachelor in Paradise S5 E3-4: Jenna is wearing a black box over her ass. Caroline is wearing a kimino with nothing underneath. Jordan is fucking Mr. Rogers.
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      <pubDate>Tue, 14 Aug 2018 05:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:season>8</itunes:season>
      <itunes:episode>2</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Anna and Ryan, Bachelor Superfans!</itunes:author>
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      <itunes:summary>Bachelor in Paradise S5 E3-4: Jenna is wearing a black box over her ass. Caroline is wearing a kimino with nothing underneath. Jordan is fucking Mr. Rogers.
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      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>Bachelor in Paradise S5 E3-4: Jenna is wearing a black box over her ass. Caroline is wearing a kimino with nothing underneath. Jordan is fucking Mr. Rogers.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>3329</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>If My Ass Gets Blurred I'm Doing Something Right</title>
      <description>Bachelor in Paradise S5 E1: David wants to marry his mom. Colton is this season's fuck boy. Watch out for the Goose gang!
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      <pubDate>Wed, 08 Aug 2018 05:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:season>8</itunes:season>
      <itunes:episode>1</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Anna and Ryan, Bachelor Superfans!</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle></itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Bachelor in Paradise S5 E1: David wants to marry his mom. Colton is this season's fuck boy. Watch out for the Goose gang!
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      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>Bachelor in Paradise S5 E1: David wants to marry his mom. Colton is this season's fuck boy. Watch out for the Goose gang!</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>2356</itunes:duration>
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      <title>Uncle Chuck Came in Hot</title>
      <description>Bachelorette S14 Finale: Thank god it's over.
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      <pubDate>Mon, 06 Aug 2018 05:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:season>7</itunes:season>
      <itunes:episode>11</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Anna and Ryan, Bachelor Superfans!</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle></itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Bachelorette S14 Finale: Thank god it's over.
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      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>Bachelorette S14 Finale: Thank god it's over.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <itunes:duration>1925</itunes:duration>
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      <title>Typically If Someone is Driving a Rolls Royce Then They Roll the Window Down</title>
      <description>Bachelorette S14 E10: Grocery Joe is back in stock! Jordan has billboards up in everybody's minds. Chris apologizes via gospel choir. Ryan still doesn't understand BDE. Follow us @forwrongreasons and hereforthewrongreasons.com. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Tags: The Bachelorette Bachelor Nation.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 31 Jul 2018 05:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:season>7</itunes:season>
      <itunes:episode>10</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Anna and Ryan, Bachelor Superfans!</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle></itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Bachelorette S14 E10: Grocery Joe is back in stock! Jordan has billboards up in everybody's minds. Chris apologizes via gospel choir. Ryan still doesn't understand BDE. Follow us @forwrongreasons and hereforthewrongreasons.com. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Tags: The Bachelorette Bachelor Nation.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>Bachelorette S14 E10: Grocery Joe is back in stock! Jordan has billboards up in everybody's minds. Chris apologizes via gospel choir. Ryan still doesn't understand BDE. Follow us @forwrongreasons and hereforthewrongreasons.com. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Tags: The Bachelorette Bachelor Nation.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>2567</itunes:duration>
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      <title>Unnatural Things</title>
      <description>Bachelorette S14 E9: In a culturally sensitive episode, Blake and Becca try not to paw at each other on sacred temple grounds. Poor Jason gets cut by Beckster. Garrett and Becca are wild and crazy together.
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      <pubDate>Tue, 24 Jul 2018 05:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:season>7</itunes:season>
      <itunes:episode>9</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Anna and Ryan, Bachelor Superfans!</itunes:author>
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      <itunes:summary>Bachelorette S14 E9: In a culturally sensitive episode, Blake and Becca try not to paw at each other on sacred temple grounds. Poor Jason gets cut by Beckster. Garrett and Becca are wild and crazy together.
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        <![CDATA[<p>Bachelorette S14 E9: In a culturally sensitive episode, Blake and Becca try not to paw at each other on sacred temple grounds. Poor Jason gets cut by Beckster. Garrett and Becca are wild and crazy together.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>2390</itunes:duration>
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      <title>You’ve Got Cool Hockey Mom in Your Blood, Beckster!</title>
      <description>Bachelorette S14 E8: Becca thinks Garrett's tractor is sexy. Jason's mom is not sincere. Who sings for Becca. Tia is a total Weiner. Follow us @forwrongreasons and hereforthewrongreasons.com. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 17 Jul 2018 05:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:season>7</itunes:season>
      <itunes:episode>8</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Anna and Ryan, Bachelor Superfans!</itunes:author>
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      <itunes:summary>Bachelorette S14 E8: Becca thinks Garrett's tractor is sexy. Jason's mom is not sincere. Who sings for Becca. Tia is a total Weiner. Follow us @forwrongreasons and hereforthewrongreasons.com. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>Bachelorette S14 E8: Becca thinks Garrett's tractor is sexy. Jason's mom is not sincere. Who sings for Becca. Tia is a total Weiner. Follow us @forwrongreasons and hereforthewrongreasons.com. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>3400</itunes:duration>
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      <title>She Needs a Little Conch in Her Life</title>
      <description>Bachelorette S14 E7: Colton really knows how to work that conch, or does he? Garrett and Becca have more fun than any couple on the planet. Blake drops the L word. Leo has BDE, but not a rose. Follow us @forwrongreasons and hereforthewrongreasons.com. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 12 Jul 2018 05:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:season>7</itunes:season>
      <itunes:episode>7</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Anna and Ryan, Bachelor Superfans!</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle></itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Bachelorette S14 E7: Colton really knows how to work that conch, or does he? Garrett and Becca have more fun than any couple on the planet. Blake drops the L word. Leo has BDE, but not a rose. Follow us @forwrongreasons and hereforthewrongreasons.com. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>Bachelorette S14 E7: Colton really knows how to work that conch, or does he? Garrett and Becca have more fun than any couple on the planet. Blake drops the L word. Leo has BDE, but not a rose. Follow us @forwrongreasons and hereforthewrongreasons.com. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>3037</itunes:duration>
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      <title>Do You Have the Historical Data to Back That Up?</title>
      <description>Bachelorette S14 E6: Virginia is for lovers. Jason is still Andrew Keegan. Chris misuses "literally" in the worst possible way. Leo is Anna's sun and stars. Did we mention that Virginia is for lovers? Follow us @forwrongreasons and hereforthewrongreasons.com. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.
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      <pubDate>Mon, 02 Jul 2018 05:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:season>7</itunes:season>
      <itunes:episode>6</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Anna and Ryan, Bachelor Superfans!</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle></itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Bachelorette S14 E6: Virginia is for lovers. Jason is still Andrew Keegan. Chris misuses "literally" in the worst possible way. Leo is Anna's sun and stars. Did we mention that Virginia is for lovers? Follow us @forwrongreasons and hereforthewrongreasons.com. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>Bachelorette S14 E6: Virginia is for lovers. Jason is still Andrew Keegan. Chris misuses "literally" in the worst possible way. Leo is Anna's sun and stars. Did we mention that Virginia is for lovers? Follow us @forwrongreasons and hereforthewrongreasons.com. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>3650</itunes:duration>
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      <title>You Lack Your Own Personality</title>
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Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 26 Jun 2018 05:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:season>7</itunes:season>
      <itunes:episode>5</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Anna and Ryan, Bachelor Superfans!</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle></itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Bachelorette S14, E5: It's Vegas, Baby! Someone rubs a pillow on their face. Colton and Becca visit the Virgin River. It's Wayne Fucking Newton, or is it Wayne Frickin Newton? David can't enjoy silence. Wills is our hero. Did we mention they're in Vegas? Follow us @forwrongreasons and hereforthewrongreasons.com. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>Bachelorette S14, E5: It's Vegas, Baby! Someone rubs a pillow on their face. Colton and Becca visit the Virgin River. It's Wayne Fucking Newton, or is it Wayne Frickin Newton? David can't enjoy silence. Wills is our hero. Did we mention they're in Vegas? Follow us @forwrongreasons and hereforthewrongreasons.com. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>3233</itunes:duration>
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      <title>Miss Becca-Blanc</title>
      <description>S14 E4: David's face looks like a Picasso. Garrett yada yada yadas marriage and divorce. Johnny Tsunami gets really nervous around girls, but then gets the golden ax. Follow us @forwrongreasons and hereforthewrongreasons.com. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 19 Jun 2018 05:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:season>7</itunes:season>
      <itunes:episode>4</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Anna and Ryan, Bachelor Superfans!</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle></itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>S14 E4: David's face looks like a Picasso. Garrett yada yada yadas marriage and divorce. Johnny Tsunami gets really nervous around girls, but then gets the golden ax. Follow us @forwrongreasons and hereforthewrongreasons.com. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>S14 E4: David's face looks like a Picasso. Garrett yada yada yadas marriage and divorce. Johnny Tsunami gets really nervous around girls, but then gets the golden ax. Follow us @forwrongreasons and hereforthewrongreasons.com. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <itunes:duration>3231</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Attached to Me is Professionality</title>
      <description>Bachelorette S14 E3: David makes a bitch move. Jordan is in his element. Richard Marx is relevant again. Trump and Kim Jong Un shake hands.
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      <pubDate>Tue, 12 Jun 2018 05:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:season>7</itunes:season>
      <itunes:episode>3</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Anna and Ryan, Bachelor Superfans!</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle></itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Bachelorette S14 E3: David makes a bitch move. Jordan is in his element. Richard Marx is relevant again. Trump and Kim Jong Un shake hands.
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      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>Bachelorette S14 E3: David makes a bitch move. Jordan is in his element. Richard Marx is relevant again. Trump and Kim Jong Un shake hands.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <itunes:duration>2652</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Kissing Becca is Like Flying to the Moon on a Pegasus while Unicorns Dance on a Pot of Gold</title>
      <description>Bachelorette S14 E2: Lincoln and Connor fight over a picture. Becca and Blake smash shit up. Garrett is still a monster on Instagram.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 05 Jun 2018 05:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:season>7</itunes:season>
      <itunes:episode>2</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Anna and Ryan, Bachelor Superfans!</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle></itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Bachelorette S14 E2: Lincoln and Connor fight over a picture. Becca and Blake smash shit up. Garrett is still a monster on Instagram.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>Bachelorette S14 E2: Lincoln and Connor fight over a picture. Becca and Blake smash shit up. Garrett is still a monster on Instagram.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <itunes:duration>3145</itunes:duration>
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      <title>You're Wearing a Chicken Suit, Dude. Don't Talk to Me.</title>
      <description>Bachelorette S14 E1: Jordan is the pensive male. Garrett is a terrible human being. Becca is boring. Follow us @forwrongreasons and hereforthewrongreasons.com. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.
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      <pubDate>Mon, 28 May 2018 05:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:season>7</itunes:season>
      <itunes:episode>1</itunes:episode>
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      <itunes:summary>Bachelorette S14 E1: Jordan is the pensive male. Garrett is a terrible human being. Becca is boring. Follow us @forwrongreasons and hereforthewrongreasons.com. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.
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        <![CDATA[<p>Bachelorette S14 E1: Jordan is the pensive male. Garrett is a terrible human being. Becca is boring. Follow us @forwrongreasons and hereforthewrongreasons.com. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>Are You Fucking Kidding Me?</title>
      <description>Arie's Season Finale! Becca and Arie are ready to do the damn thing, but then they do not. Chris Harrison pretends to cry. What is the difference between Holland and the Netherlands? We have no idea. Follow us @forwrongreasons and hereforthewrongreasons.com. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.
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      <pubDate>Tue, 06 Mar 2018 06:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:season>6</itunes:season>
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      <itunes:summary>Arie's Season Finale! Becca and Arie are ready to do the damn thing, but then they do not. Chris Harrison pretends to cry. What is the difference between Holland and the Netherlands? We have no idea. Follow us @forwrongreasons and hereforthewrongreasons.com. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.
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        <![CDATA[<p>Arie's Season Finale! Becca and Arie are ready to do the damn thing, but then they do not. Chris Harrison pretends to cry. What is the difference between Holland and the Netherlands? We have no idea. Follow us @forwrongreasons and hereforthewrongreasons.com. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>A Series of Large-Scale Geoglyphs</title>
      <description>Bachelor S23 E9-10. The glam-shaming continues on the Women Tell All. Then the gang heads to Peru for some fantasy suite (and fantasy yurt) action! Follow us @forwrongreasons and hereforthewrongreasons.com. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.
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      <pubDate>Mon, 26 Feb 2018 06:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:season>6</itunes:season>
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      <itunes:summary>Bachelor S23 E9-10. The glam-shaming continues on the Women Tell All. Then the gang heads to Peru for some fantasy suite (and fantasy yurt) action! Follow us @forwrongreasons and hereforthewrongreasons.com. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.
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        <![CDATA[<p>Bachelor S23 E9-10. The glam-shaming continues on the Women Tell All. Then the gang heads to Peru for some fantasy suite (and fantasy yurt) action! Follow us @forwrongreasons and hereforthewrongreasons.com. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>Taxidermy Isn't the Sexiest Thing W W Taxidermy Isn't the Sexiest Thing</title>
      <description>Bachelor S23E8: We meet Kendall and Kylie, but not the ones you think. Arie doesn't know how to pick apples. Ryan suggests unpatriotic pigs in a blanket. Follow us @forwrongreasons and hereforthewrongreasons.com. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.
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      <pubDate>Mon, 19 Feb 2018 06:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:season>6</itunes:season>
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      <itunes:author>Anna and Ryan, Bachelor Superfans!</itunes:author>
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      <itunes:summary>Bachelor S23E8: We meet Kendall and Kylie, but not the ones you think. Arie doesn't know how to pick apples. Ryan suggests unpatriotic pigs in a blanket. Follow us @forwrongreasons and hereforthewrongreasons.com. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Bachelor S23E8: We meet Kendall and Kylie, but not the ones you think. Arie doesn't know how to pick apples. Ryan suggests unpatriotic pigs in a blanket. Follow us @forwrongreasons and hereforthewrongreasons.com. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>Can I Dig Deep Enough</title>
      <description>Bachelor S23 E7: Allora! Arie is so happy about Lauren saying she is falling in love with him that he gets up and walks away. Arie impresses Italians with his Pizza Hut skills. Anna and Ryan don't know anything about the Vagina Monologues. Follow us @forwrongreasons and hereforthewrongreasons.com. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.

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      <pubDate>Wed, 14 Feb 2018 06:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:season>6</itunes:season>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Bachelor S23 E7: Allora! Arie is so happy about Lauren saying she is falling in love with him that he gets up and walks away. Arie impresses Italians with his Pizza Hut skills. Anna and Ryan don't know anything about the Vagina Monologues. Follow us @forwrongreasons and hereforthewrongreasons.com. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.</p><p><br></p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>If You Don't Learn to Ride the Pony By the End of the Date He'll Be Shot</title>
      <description>Bachelor S22 E6: Welcome to Paris, man! Lauren B says "Wow!" Krystal gets cut. We can't remember all of the singers in the Moulin Rouge version of Lady Marmalade. Follow us @forwrongreasons and hereforthewrongreasons.com. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.
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      <pubDate>Tue, 06 Feb 2018 06:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:season>6</itunes:season>
      <itunes:episode>6</itunes:episode>
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      <itunes:summary>Bachelor S22 E6: Welcome to Paris, man! Lauren B says "Wow!" Krystal gets cut. We can't remember all of the singers in the Moulin Rouge version of Lady Marmalade. Follow us @forwrongreasons and hereforthewrongreasons.com. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Bachelor S22 E6: Welcome to Paris, man! Lauren B says "Wow!" Krystal gets cut. We can't remember all of the singers in the Moulin Rouge version of Lady Marmalade. Follow us @forwrongreasons and hereforthewrongreasons.com. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>I Showed Him Fun, Passionate, Sad, Emotional, Excited, Futuristic</title>
      <description>Bachelor S22 E5: Arie and the ladies go to the sexy, cool city of Fort Lauderdale. The girls go bowling, and shit gets real. Arie and Tia see a gator. Tia wears jean shorts the button up the front. Follow us @forwrongreasons and hereforthewrongreasons.com. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.

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      <pubDate>Tue, 30 Jan 2018 06:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:season>6</itunes:season>
      <itunes:episode>5</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Anna and Ryan, Bachelor Superfans!</itunes:author>
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      <itunes:summary>Bachelor S22 E5: Arie and the ladies go to the sexy, cool city of Fort Lauderdale. The girls go bowling, and shit gets real. Arie and Tia see a gator. Tia wears jean shorts the button up the front. Follow us @forwrongreasons and hereforthewrongreasons.com. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.

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        <![CDATA[<p>Bachelor S22 E5: Arie and the ladies go to the sexy, cool city of Fort Lauderdale. The girls go bowling, and shit gets real. Arie and Tia see a gator. Tia wears jean shorts the button up the front. Follow us @forwrongreasons and hereforthewrongreasons.com. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.</p><p><br></p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>I Know You Want Someone with a Flexible Schedule</title>
      <description>The Bachelor S22 E4: Around the world, starting with South Lake Tahoe! All the girls are living in a false reality, according to Krystal. Bekah is 22. Follow us @forwrongreasons and hereforthewrongreasons.com. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.

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      <pubDate>Tue, 23 Jan 2018 06:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:season>6</itunes:season>
      <itunes:episode>4</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Anna and Ryan, Bachelor Superfans!</itunes:author>
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      <itunes:summary>The Bachelor S22 E4: Around the world, starting with South Lake Tahoe! All the girls are living in a false reality, according to Krystal. Bekah is 22. Follow us @forwrongreasons and hereforthewrongreasons.com. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.

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        <![CDATA[<p>The Bachelor S22 E4: Around the world, starting with South Lake Tahoe! All the girls are living in a false reality, according to Krystal. Bekah is 22. Follow us @forwrongreasons and hereforthewrongreasons.com. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.</p><p><br></p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>2203</itunes:duration>
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      <title>The Devil is Working OT</title>
      <description>Bachelor 22 Episode 3: Arie is boring. Kenny "Pretty Boy" Pitbull is back for an all-too-brief cameo. Bekah gets excused from third period biology to attend the show. Annaliese reveals more trauma. Follow us @forwrongreasons and hereforthewrongreasons.com. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.

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      <pubDate>Tue, 16 Jan 2018 06:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:season>6</itunes:season>
      <itunes:episode>3</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Anna and Ryan, Bachelor Superfans!</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle></itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Bachelor 22 Episode 3: Arie is boring. Kenny "Pretty Boy" Pitbull is back for an all-too-brief cameo. Bekah gets excused from third period biology to attend the show. Annaliese reveals more trauma. Follow us @forwrongreasons and hereforthewrongreasons.com. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.

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      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>Bachelor 22 Episode 3: Arie is boring. Kenny "Pretty Boy" Pitbull is back for an all-too-brief cameo. Bekah gets excused from third period biology to attend the show. Annaliese reveals more trauma. Follow us @forwrongreasons and hereforthewrongreasons.com. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.</p><p><br></p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>3702</itunes:duration>
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      <title>I Didn't Know Bumper Car Trauma was a Thing</title>
      <description>Season 22, Episode 2: Arie is a 50s greaser. He lives in Scottsdale but also in the bubble. We meet a victim of bumper car trauma, America's biggest epidemic. Follow us @forwrongreasons and hereforthewrongreasons.com. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.

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      <pubDate>Wed, 10 Jan 2018 06:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:season>6</itunes:season>
      <itunes:episode>2</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Anna and Ryan, Bachelor Superfans!</itunes:author>
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      <itunes:summary>Season 22, Episode 2: Arie is a 50s greaser. He lives in Scottsdale but also in the bubble. We meet a victim of bumper car trauma, America's biggest epidemic. Follow us @forwrongreasons and hereforthewrongreasons.com. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Season 22, Episode 2: Arie is a 50s greaser. He lives in Scottsdale but also in the bubble. We meet a victim of bumper car trauma, America's biggest epidemic. Follow us @forwrongreasons and hereforthewrongreasons.com. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.</p><p><br></p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>3144</itunes:duration>
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      <title>Please Tell Me You Do Not Already Have a Little Weiner</title>
      <description>Bachelor 22, Ep 1: We're off to the races and putting both feet on the ignition! Arie starts the most important race of his life. Chelsea steals the show, and the man. Amber uses ambiguous profanity. Follow us @forwrongreasons and hereforthewrongreasons.com. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.

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      <pubDate>Tue, 02 Jan 2018 06:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:season>6</itunes:season>
      <itunes:episode>1</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Anna and Ryan, Bachelor Superfans!</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle></itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Bachelor 22, Ep 1: We're off to the races and putting both feet on the ignition! Arie starts the most important race of his life. Chelsea steals the show, and the man. Amber uses ambiguous profanity. Follow us @forwrongreasons and hereforthewrongreasons.com. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Bachelor 22, Ep 1: We're off to the races and putting both feet on the ignition! Arie starts the most important race of his life. Chelsea steals the show, and the man. Amber uses ambiguous profanity. Follow us @forwrongreasons and hereforthewrongreasons.com. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.</p><p><br></p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>Are You Ready for Fourth of July in My Pants</title>
      <description>Bachelor in Paradise Season 3 Finale! It all ends here.... or does it? It does.

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      <pubDate>Tue, 12 Sep 2017 05:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:season>5</itunes:season>
      <itunes:episode>5</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Anna and Ryan, Bachelor Superfans!</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle></itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Bachelor in Paradise Season 3 Finale! It all ends here.... or does it? It does.

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        <![CDATA[<p>Bachelor in Paradise Season 3 Finale! It all ends here.... or does it? It does.</p><p><br></p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>2624</itunes:duration>
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      <title>Special Limited Edition Deanie Baby</title>
      <description>Bachelor in Paradise Season 3 Episodes 7-8. Kristina and Dean are in a Cold War. We dig deep with Diggy. Blake still hates Whaboom. Raven explains a joke. The twins are parodies of themselves... or are they? Follow us @forwrongreasons and hereforthewrongreasons.com. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Tags: Bachelor in Paradise Bachelor Nation

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      <pubDate>Wed, 06 Sep 2017 05:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:season>5</itunes:season>
      <itunes:episode>4</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Anna and Ryan, Bachelor Superfans!</itunes:author>
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      <itunes:summary>Bachelor in Paradise Season 3 Episodes 7-8. Kristina and Dean are in a Cold War. We dig deep with Diggy. Blake still hates Whaboom. Raven explains a joke. The twins are parodies of themselves... or are they? Follow us @forwrongreasons and hereforthewrongreasons.com. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Tags: Bachelor in Paradise Bachelor Nation

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        <![CDATA[<p>Bachelor in Paradise Season 3 Episodes 7-8. Kristina and Dean are in a Cold War. We dig deep with Diggy. Blake still hates Whaboom. Raven explains a joke. The twins are parodies of themselves... or are they? Follow us @forwrongreasons and hereforthewrongreasons.com. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Tags: Bachelor in Paradise Bachelor Nation</p><p><br></p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>Scallop Fingers</title>
      <description>BIP Season 3 Eps 5-6: Does the crab smell like the hot tub, or does the hot tub smell like crab? Robby fills the hottub with glow sticks. Derek gets in hot water with Taylor. Follow us @forwrongreasons and hereforthewrongreasons.com. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.Tags: Bachelor in Paradise Bachelor Nation

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      <pubDate>Wed, 30 Aug 2017 05:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:season>5</itunes:season>
      <itunes:episode>3</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Anna and Ryan, Bachelor Superfans!</itunes:author>
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      <itunes:summary>BIP Season 3 Eps 5-6: Does the crab smell like the hot tub, or does the hot tub smell like crab? Robby fills the hottub with glow sticks. Derek gets in hot water with Taylor. Follow us @forwrongreasons and hereforthewrongreasons.com. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.Tags: Bachelor in Paradise Bachelor Nation

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        <![CDATA[<p>BIP Season 3 Eps 5-6: Does the crab smell like the hot tub, or does the hot tub smell like crab? Robby fills the hottub with glow sticks. Derek gets in hot water with Taylor. Follow us @forwrongreasons and hereforthewrongreasons.com. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.Tags: Bachelor in Paradise Bachelor Nation</p><p><br></p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>Super Impressed with How Jacked You Are</title>
      <description>Bachelor in Paradise Season 3, Ep 3-4. The bros are bro-ing out. We get to hear Adam talk. Ben Z still has a dog. Dean fails the Bachelor interview. Follow us @forwrongreasons and hereforthewrongreasons.com. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.

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      <pubDate>Wed, 23 Aug 2017 05:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:season>5</itunes:season>
      <itunes:episode>2</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Anna and Ryan, Bachelor Superfans!</itunes:author>
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      <itunes:summary>Bachelor in Paradise Season 3, Ep 3-4. The bros are bro-ing out. We get to hear Adam talk. Ben Z still has a dog. Dean fails the Bachelor interview. Follow us @forwrongreasons and hereforthewrongreasons.com. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.

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        <![CDATA[<p>Bachelor in Paradise Season 3, Ep 3-4. The bros are bro-ing out. We get to hear Adam talk. Ben Z still has a dog. Dean fails the Bachelor interview. Follow us @forwrongreasons and hereforthewrongreasons.com. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.</p><p><br></p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>3098</itunes:duration>
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      <title>Deconflicting a Bunch of Misperceptions</title>
      <description>Bachelor in Paradise Season 3 Premiere! Robbie is an influencer. Ben Z misses his dog. We waste 45 minutes on Evan and Carly's wedding. We don't really get answers, but things become an after school special. Follow us @forwrongreasons and hereforthewrongreasons.com. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.

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      <pubDate>Thu, 17 Aug 2017 05:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:season>5</itunes:season>
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      <itunes:author>Anna and Ryan, Bachelor Superfans!</itunes:author>
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      <itunes:summary>Bachelor in Paradise Season 3 Premiere! Robbie is an influencer. Ben Z misses his dog. We waste 45 minutes on Evan and Carly's wedding. We don't really get answers, but things become an after school special. Follow us @forwrongreasons and hereforthewrongreasons.com. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.

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        <![CDATA[<p>Bachelor in Paradise Season 3 Premiere! Robbie is an influencer. Ben Z misses his dog. We waste 45 minutes on Evan and Carly's wedding. We don't really get answers, but things become an after school special. Follow us @forwrongreasons and hereforthewrongreasons.com. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.</p><p><br></p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>3501</itunes:duration>
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      <title>A Chemistry Bomb that Exploded</title>
      <description>Season 13 Finale! The least surprising finale ever, but also the most depressing! Follow us @forwrongreasons and hereforthewrongreasons.com. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.

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      <pubDate>Tue, 08 Aug 2017 05:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:season>4</itunes:season>
      <itunes:episode>10</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Anna and Ryan, Bachelor Superfans!</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle></itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Season 13 Finale! The least surprising finale ever, but also the most depressing! Follow us @forwrongreasons and hereforthewrongreasons.com. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.

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        <![CDATA[<p>Season 13 Finale! The least surprising finale ever, but also the most depressing! Follow us @forwrongreasons and hereforthewrongreasons.com. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.</p><p><br></p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>2544</itunes:duration>
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      <title>That Tweet Was Racist and I Denounce It</title>
      <description>Season 13 Men Tell All: Lee eventually denounces his racist half-tweet... eventually. Demario demands ocular evidence. Dean makes an ocular impression with his bedazzled camo suit jacket. Follow us @forwrongreasons and hereforthewrongreasons.com. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Tags: TheBachelorette Bachelor Nation

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      <pubDate>Wed, 02 Aug 2017 05:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:season>4</itunes:season>
      <itunes:episode>9</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Anna and Ryan, Bachelor Superfans!</itunes:author>
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      <itunes:summary>Season 13 Men Tell All: Lee eventually denounces his racist half-tweet... eventually. Demario demands ocular evidence. Dean makes an ocular impression with his bedazzled camo suit jacket. Follow us @forwrongreasons and hereforthewrongreasons.com. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Tags: TheBachelorette Bachelor Nation

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        <![CDATA[<p>Season 13 Men Tell All: Lee eventually denounces his racist half-tweet... eventually. Demario demands ocular evidence. Dean makes an ocular impression with his bedazzled camo suit jacket. Follow us @forwrongreasons and hereforthewrongreasons.com. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Tags: TheBachelorette Bachelor Nation</p><p><br></p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>2181</itunes:duration>
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      <title>Private Alone Time In Europe</title>
      <description>S13 E9: Where's Rachel's Dad? Who cares about anything else? Follow us @forwrongreasons and hereforthewrongreasons.com. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.Tags: TheBachelorette Bachelor Nation

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      <pubDate>Mon, 24 Jul 2017 05:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:season>4</itunes:season>
      <itunes:episode>8</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Anna and Ryan, Bachelor Superfans!</itunes:author>
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      <itunes:summary>S13 E9: Where's Rachel's Dad? Who cares about anything else? Follow us @forwrongreasons and hereforthewrongreasons.com. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.Tags: TheBachelorette Bachelor Nation

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        <![CDATA[<p>S13 E9: Where's Rachel's Dad? Who cares about anything else? Follow us @forwrongreasons and hereforthewrongreasons.com. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.Tags: TheBachelorette Bachelor Nation</p><p><br></p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>I Will Kill You</title>
      <description>S13 E8: Shit gets real on the hometown dates, but Peter's salt and pepper hair is the realest thing of all. Follow us @forwrongreasons and hereforthewrongreasons.com. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.

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      <pubDate>Tue, 18 Jul 2017 05:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:season>4</itunes:season>
      <itunes:episode>7</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Anna and Ryan, Bachelor Superfans!</itunes:author>
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      <itunes:summary>S13 E8: Shit gets real on the hometown dates, but Peter's salt and pepper hair is the realest thing of all. Follow us @forwrongreasons and hereforthewrongreasons.com. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.

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        <![CDATA[<p>S13 E8: Shit gets real on the hometown dates, but Peter's salt and pepper hair is the realest thing of all. Follow us @forwrongreasons and hereforthewrongreasons.com. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.</p><p><br></p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>3246</itunes:duration>
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      <title>What's Your Favorite Dinosaur?</title>
      <description>S13 E7: Brian gets a swatch watch! Dean is awkward. We don't learn what Rachel's favorite dinosaur is. Follow us @forwrongreasons and hereforthewrongreasons.com. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.

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      <pubDate>Wed, 12 Jul 2017 05:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:season>4</itunes:season>
      <itunes:episode>6</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Anna and Ryan, Bachelor Superfans!</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle></itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>S13 E7: Brian gets a swatch watch! Dean is awkward. We don't learn what Rachel's favorite dinosaur is. Follow us @forwrongreasons and hereforthewrongreasons.com. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.

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        <![CDATA[<p>S13 E7: Brian gets a swatch watch! Dean is awkward. We don't learn what Rachel's favorite dinosaur is. Follow us @forwrongreasons and hereforthewrongreasons.com. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.</p><p><br></p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>2521</itunes:duration>
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      <title>That's What a Bitch Does When A Bitch Gets Confronted</title>
      <description>S13 E 5-6: Jack Stone is a serial killer. Lee is a snake. Will is just not that into Rachel. Anna and Ryan have terrible Swedish accents. Follow us @forwrongreasons and hereforthewrongreasons.com. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.

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      <pubDate>Wed, 28 Jun 2017 05:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:season>4</itunes:season>
      <itunes:episode>5</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Anna and Ryan, Bachelor Superfans!</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle></itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>S13 E 5-6: Jack Stone is a serial killer. Lee is a snake. Will is just not that into Rachel. Anna and Ryan have terrible Swedish accents. Follow us @forwrongreasons and hereforthewrongreasons.com. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.

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      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>S13 E 5-6: Jack Stone is a serial killer. Lee is a snake. Will is just not that into Rachel. Anna and Ryan have terrible Swedish accents. Follow us @forwrongreasons and hereforthewrongreasons.com. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.</p><p><br></p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>3896</itunes:duration>
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      <title>I Can Facilitate Anything</title>
      <description>S13E4: Lee is a bitch. Chris Harrison can make anything happen. ANYTHING. Dean is afraid of blimps. Lee remains a bitch. Follow us @forwrongreasons and hereforthewrongreasons.com. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.

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      <pubDate>Tue, 20 Jun 2017 05:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:season>4</itunes:season>
      <itunes:episode>4</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Anna and Ryan, Bachelor Superfans!</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle></itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>S13E4: Lee is a bitch. Chris Harrison can make anything happen. ANYTHING. Dean is afraid of blimps. Lee remains a bitch. Follow us @forwrongreasons and hereforthewrongreasons.com. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>S13E4: Lee is a bitch. Chris Harrison can make anything happen. ANYTHING. Dean is afraid of blimps. Lee remains a bitch. Follow us @forwrongreasons and hereforthewrongreasons.com. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.</p><p><br></p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>2381</itunes:duration>
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      <title>Wocka Wocka Pie in the Face, Wocka Wocka Honk Honk Fart Joke</title>
      <description>Bachelorette S13 E3: Jonathan has giant fake hands. Alex pours his legs into Hammer pants. Eric's name is in everyone's mouths. Follow us @forwrongreasons and hereforthewrongreasons.com. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.

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      <pubDate>Tue, 06 Jun 2017 05:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:season>4</itunes:season>
      <itunes:episode>3</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Anna and Ryan, Bachelor Superfans!</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle></itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Bachelorette S13 E3: Jonathan has giant fake hands. Alex pours his legs into Hammer pants. Eric's name is in everyone's mouths. Follow us @forwrongreasons and hereforthewrongreasons.com. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Bachelorette S13 E3: Jonathan has giant fake hands. Alex pours his legs into Hammer pants. Eric's name is in everyone's mouths. Follow us @forwrongreasons and hereforthewrongreasons.com. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.</p><p><br></p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>3146</itunes:duration>
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      <title>The Only Leg I Have to Stand on Are My Own Two Legs</title>
      <description>Bachelorette S13 E2: There's a dog party! Demario is a dog. And did we mention that there's a dog party?Follow us @forwrongreasons and hereforthewrongreasons.com. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.

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      <pubDate>Tue, 30 May 2017 05:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:season>4</itunes:season>
      <itunes:episode>2</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Anna and Ryan, Bachelor Superfans!</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle></itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Bachelorette S13 E2: There's a dog party! Demario is a dog. And did we mention that there's a dog party?Follow us @forwrongreasons and hereforthewrongreasons.com. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.

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      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>Bachelorette S13 E2: There's a dog party! Demario is a dog. And did we mention that there's a dog party?Follow us @forwrongreasons and hereforthewrongreasons.com. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.</p><p><br></p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>3027</itunes:duration>
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      <title>WHHHHAAAAAABOOOOOOOOM!</title>
      <description>Bachelorette S13 E1: There's a tickle monster on the loose. And a creepy doll. But everyone has a little Whaboom in them. Follow us @forwrongreasons and hereforthewrongreasons.com. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.

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      <pubDate>Tue, 23 May 2017 05:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:season>4</itunes:season>
      <itunes:episode>1</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Anna and Ryan, Bachelor Superfans!</itunes:author>
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      <itunes:summary>Bachelorette S13 E1: There's a tickle monster on the loose. And a creepy doll. But everyone has a little Whaboom in them. Follow us @forwrongreasons and hereforthewrongreasons.com. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.

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        <![CDATA[<p>Bachelorette S13 E1: There's a tickle monster on the loose. And a creepy doll. But everyone has a little Whaboom in them. Follow us @forwrongreasons and hereforthewrongreasons.com. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.</p><p><br></p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>I Just Want to Get Next to You, Santa</title>
      <description>Season 21 Finale! Nick's parents can't take anymore of this. Nick struggles to find the word for making something less romantic. Santa! Puppies! Plus After the Final Rose blah blah blah.Follow us @forwrongreasons and hereforthewrongreasons.com. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.

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      <pubDate>Wed, 15 Mar 2017 05:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:season>3</itunes:season>
      <itunes:episode>11</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Anna and Ryan, Bachelor Superfans!</itunes:author>
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      <itunes:summary>Season 21 Finale! Nick's parents can't take anymore of this. Nick struggles to find the word for making something less romantic. Santa! Puppies! Plus After the Final Rose blah blah blah.Follow us @forwrongreasons and hereforthewrongreasons.com. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.

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        <![CDATA[<p>Season 21 Finale! Nick's parents can't take anymore of this. Nick struggles to find the word for making something less romantic. Santa! Puppies! Plus After the Final Rose blah blah blah.Follow us @forwrongreasons and hereforthewrongreasons.com. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.</p><p><br></p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>1880</itunes:duration>
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      <title>Everybody Naps. Everybody Poops.</title>
      <description>S21 E11. Raven starts the episode with a climax! Vanessa continues to be from Canada. Spoiler alert from a month ago: Rachel gets cut (for no damn reason). The women tell very little. Follow us @forwrongreasons and hereforthewrongreasons.com. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.

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      <pubDate>Tue, 07 Mar 2017 06:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:season>3</itunes:season>
      <itunes:episode>10</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Anna and Ryan, Bachelor Superfans!</itunes:author>
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      <itunes:summary>S21 E11. Raven starts the episode with a climax! Vanessa continues to be from Canada. Spoiler alert from a month ago: Rachel gets cut (for no damn reason). The women tell very little. Follow us @forwrongreasons and hereforthewrongreasons.com. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>S21 E11. Raven starts the episode with a climax! Vanessa continues to be from Canada. Spoiler alert from a month ago: Rachel gets cut (for no damn reason). The women tell very little. Follow us @forwrongreasons and hereforthewrongreasons.com. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.</p><p><br></p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>3131</itunes:duration>
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      <title>Yay Feminism</title>
      <description>S21E9: In this extra sexy episode, Andi encourages Nick to sleep with everyone while Corinne just falls asleep. Follow us @forwrongreasons and hereforthewrongreasons.com. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.
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      <pubDate>Tue, 28 Feb 2017 06:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:season>3</itunes:season>
      <itunes:episode>9</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Anna and Ryan, Bachelor Superfans!</itunes:author>
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      <itunes:summary>S21E9: In this extra sexy episode, Andi encourages Nick to sleep with everyone while Corinne just falls asleep. Follow us @forwrongreasons and hereforthewrongreasons.com. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>S21E9: In this extra sexy episode, Andi encourages Nick to sleep with everyone while Corinne just falls asleep. Follow us @forwrongreasons and hereforthewrongreasons.com. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>2289</itunes:duration>
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      <title>You Women</title>
      <description>S21 E8. Raven goes frog-gigging. Nick struggles to eat an olive. Vanessa's dad DOES NOT give his blessing. Follow us @forwrongreasons and hereforthewrongreasons.com. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.
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      <pubDate>Tue, 21 Feb 2017 06:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:season>3</itunes:season>
      <itunes:episode>8</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Anna and Ryan, Bachelor Superfans!</itunes:author>
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      <itunes:summary>S21 E8. Raven goes frog-gigging. Nick struggles to eat an olive. Vanessa's dad DOES NOT give his blessing. Follow us @forwrongreasons and hereforthewrongreasons.com. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>S21 E8. Raven goes frog-gigging. Nick struggles to eat an olive. Vanessa's dad DOES NOT give his blessing. Follow us @forwrongreasons and hereforthewrongreasons.com. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>2990</itunes:duration>
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      <title>I Will Punch a Shark in the Face</title>
      <description>S21 E7: Danielle M. is so playful. Corinne shows her sex charm. Follow us @forwrongreasons and at hereforthewrongreasons.com. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.
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      <pubDate>Tue, 14 Feb 2017 06:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:season>3</itunes:season>
      <itunes:episode>7</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Anna and Ryan, Bachelor Superfans!</itunes:author>
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      <itunes:summary>S21 E7: Danielle M. is so playful. Corinne shows her sex charm. Follow us @forwrongreasons and at hereforthewrongreasons.com. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>S21 E7: Danielle M. is so playful. Corinne shows her sex charm. Follow us @forwrongreasons and at hereforthewrongreasons.com. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>2883</itunes:duration>
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      <title>You've Never Gotten a Chokey Before?</title>
      <description>S21 E6: Taylor returns from the swamp. Vanessa likes CHOCOLATE! and VANILLA! ice cream! Whitney is the ghost!
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      <pubDate>Tue, 07 Feb 2017 06:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:season>3</itunes:season>
      <itunes:episode>6</itunes:episode>
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      <itunes:summary>S21 E6: Taylor returns from the swamp. Vanessa likes CHOCOLATE! and VANILLA! ice cream! Whitney is the ghost!
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        <![CDATA[<p>S21 E6: Taylor returns from the swamp. Vanessa likes CHOCOLATE! and VANILLA! ice cream! Whitney is the ghost!</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>2846</itunes:duration>
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      <title>You've Got Stank Face on Your Face</title>
      <description>S21 E5: Nick eats a beignet! A ghost on the loose! Corinne and Taylor and voodoo!
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      <pubDate>Tue, 31 Jan 2017 06:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:season>3</itunes:season>
      <itunes:episode>5</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Anna and Ryan, Bachelor Superfans!</itunes:author>
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      <itunes:summary>S21 E5: Nick eats a beignet! A ghost on the loose! Corinne and Taylor and voodoo!
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        <![CDATA[<p>S21 E5: Nick eats a beignet! A ghost on the loose! Corinne and Taylor and voodoo!</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>2597</itunes:duration>
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      <title>I Know What Her Vagina Looks Like</title>
      <description>Season 21, Episode 4: Corinne wishes she were in a spa eating a nice taco instead of shoveling poopy. Raven is a total badass.
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      <pubDate>Tue, 24 Jan 2017 06:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:season>3</itunes:season>
      <itunes:episode>4</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Anna and Ryan, Bachelor Superfans!</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle></itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Season 21, Episode 4: Corinne wishes she were in a spa eating a nice taco instead of shoveling poopy. Raven is a total badass.
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        <![CDATA[<p>Season 21, Episode 4: Corinne wishes she were in a spa eating a nice taco instead of shoveling poopy. Raven is a total badass.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>2894</itunes:duration>
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      <title>Nickathalon</title>
      <description>Season 21 Episode 3: Corinne does her best Varsity Blues impression, while Dominique doesn't make the varsity squad.
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      <pubDate>Tue, 17 Jan 2017 06:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:season>3</itunes:season>
      <itunes:episode>3</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Anna and Ryan, Bachelor Superfans!</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle></itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Season 21 Episode 3: Corinne does her best Varsity Blues impression, while Dominique doesn't make the varsity squad.
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        <![CDATA[<p>Season 21 Episode 3: Corinne does her best Varsity Blues impression, while Dominique doesn't make the varsity squad.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>2451</itunes:duration>
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      <title>It Was There In, Like, The Eyeballs</title>
      <description>S21 E2: Does Nick like topless women? We debate! Also, Liz really Liz Lemons her situation at the aptly named Museum of Broken Relationships.
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      <pubDate>Tue, 10 Jan 2017 06:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:season>3</itunes:season>
      <itunes:episode>2</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Anna and Ryan, Bachelor Superfans!</itunes:author>
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      <itunes:summary>S21 E2: Does Nick like topless women? We debate! Also, Liz really Liz Lemons her situation at the aptly named Museum of Broken Relationships.
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        <![CDATA[<p>S21 E2: Does Nick like topless women? We debate! Also, Liz really Liz Lemons her situation at the aptly named Museum of Broken Relationships.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>2524</itunes:duration>
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      <title>My Heart is in My Ass</title>
      <description>S21 E1: Nick Viall has another chance at love, you have another chance at listening to our podcast! It's an exciting season! Trust falls! Camel hump puns! A women dressed as a shark insists she is a dolphin!
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 02 Jan 2017 06:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:season>3</itunes:season>
      <itunes:episode>1</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Anna and Ryan, Bachelor Superfans!</itunes:author>
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      <itunes:summary>S21 E1: Nick Viall has another chance at love, you have another chance at listening to our podcast! It's an exciting season! Trust falls! Camel hump puns! A women dressed as a shark insists she is a dolphin!
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        <![CDATA[<p>S21 E1: Nick Viall has another chance at love, you have another chance at listening to our podcast! It's an exciting season! Trust falls! Camel hump puns! A women dressed as a shark insists she is a dolphin!</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>2162</itunes:duration>
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      <title>Bachelor Preview</title>
      <description>Preview of Nick Viall's season of The Bachelor! We evaluate the girls! Plus our greatest fears will be revealed!! And we figure out how to pronounce Viall!
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      <pubDate>Sat, 31 Dec 2016 06:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:season>2</itunes:season>
      <itunes:episode>7</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Anna and Ryan, Bachelor Superfans!</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle></itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Preview of Nick Viall's season of The Bachelor! We evaluate the girls! Plus our greatest fears will be revealed!! And we figure out how to pronounce Viall!
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        <![CDATA[<p>Preview of Nick Viall's season of The Bachelor! We evaluate the girls! Plus our greatest fears will be revealed!! And we figure out how to pronounce Viall!</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>1922</itunes:duration>
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      <title>Will You Freakin' Marry Me?</title>
      <description>Bachelor in Paradise Season 3 Episodes 9 &amp; 10. The most dramatic season of the most dramatic show on television comes to its most dramatic conclusion ever. Who will get engaged? Who will go home heartbroken? Who will live and who will die? Plus, we welcome special guests David and Jessica!
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      <pubDate>Wed, 07 Sep 2016 05:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:season>2</itunes:season>
      <itunes:episode>6</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Anna and Ryan, Bachelor Superfans!</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle></itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Bachelor in Paradise Season 3 Episodes 9 &amp; 10. The most dramatic season of the most dramatic show on television comes to its most dramatic conclusion ever. Who will get engaged? Who will go home heartbroken? Who will live and who will die? Plus, we welcome special guests David and Jessica!
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>Bachelor in Paradise Season 3 Episodes 9 &amp; 10. The most dramatic season of the most dramatic show on television comes to its most dramatic conclusion ever. Who will get engaged? Who will go home heartbroken? Who will live and who will die? Plus, we welcome special guests David and Jessica!</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>3080</itunes:duration>
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      <title>Not Enough Boom Boom Rooms</title>
      <description>Bachelor in Paradise Season 3 Episodes 7 &amp; 8. Anna and Ryan are too annoyed with everyone to stay on topic.
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      <pubDate>Wed, 31 Aug 2016 05:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:season>2</itunes:season>
      <itunes:episode>5</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Anna and Ryan, Bachelor Superfans!</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle></itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Bachelor in Paradise Season 3 Episodes 7 &amp; 8. Anna and Ryan are too annoyed with everyone to stay on topic.
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        <![CDATA[<p>Bachelor in Paradise Season 3 Episodes 7 &amp; 8. Anna and Ryan are too annoyed with everyone to stay on topic.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>2787</itunes:duration>
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