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    <title>Friends Keep Secrets</title>
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    <description>Welcome to Friends Keep Secrets: a first-of-its-kind show from best friends benny blanco, Lil Dicky (Dave Burd), and Dave’s wife, Kristin Batalucco.  With more than 18 hidden cameras rigged throughout Dave and Kristin’s LA home, the show brings viewers inside an intimate hang with the hosts' real-life friendships and the guests that pop in.

This isn’t a formal interview show. They might cook, record a song, play a game, or simply hang out. Blending elements of a podcast, livestream, and sitcom, Friends Keep Secrets captures the magic of being in the room with the hosts and the people they cherish most.</description>
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    <itunes:author>Perfect Strangers</itunes:author>
    <itunes:summary>Welcome to Friends Keep Secrets: a first-of-its-kind show from best friends benny blanco, Lil Dicky (Dave Burd), and Dave’s wife, Kristin Batalucco.  With more than 18 hidden cameras rigged throughout Dave and Kristin’s LA home, the show brings viewers inside an intimate hang with the hosts' real-life friendships and the guests that pop in.

This isn’t a formal interview show. They might cook, record a song, play a game, or simply hang out. Blending elements of a podcast, livestream, and sitcom, Friends Keep Secrets captures the magic of being in the room with the hosts and the people they cherish most.</itunes:summary>
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      <![CDATA[<p>Welcome to Friends Keep Secrets: a first-of-its-kind show from best friends benny blanco, Lil Dicky (Dave Burd), and Dave’s wife, Kristin Batalucco.  With more than 18 hidden cameras rigged throughout Dave and Kristin’s LA home, the show brings viewers inside an intimate hang with the hosts' real-life friendships and the guests that pop in.</p>
<p>This isn’t a formal interview show. They might cook, record a song, play a game, or simply hang out. Blending elements of a podcast, livestream, and sitcom, Friends Keep Secrets captures the magic of being in the room with the hosts and the people they cherish most.</p>]]>
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      <itunes:email>info@fksshow.com</itunes:email>
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      <title>The Wiz Khalifa Episode</title>
      <description>WARNING: This episode depicts cannabis use, which is legal in California but illegal under federal law and in many jurisdictions. You are responsible for complying with all applicable laws. Viewer discretion is advised.



Wiz Khalifa comes over for a very special 4/20 episode! We talk about what people actually call him in real life, his face tattoos, and how he became one of the most recognizable rappers in music. Things get young, wild and free as we discuss raising kids, the blog era of hip hop, rap beef, and clenching vs pushing at the climax of you-know-what. Thanks for watching - we respect you!



What happens:

0:00 Wiz comes over

1:05 Wiz's real name

2:30 taking a Khalifa

3:30 clench or push

8:24 when Wiz met Benny

9:22 rap battles

14:40 Kanye

18:06 sobriety and having fun

19:55 having kids

24:28 self-exploration

27:23 man vs. machine

29:26 being uninhibited as an artist

31:56 singing in rap

34:46 tech and the next generation

39:33 Benny's burning questions

43:19 muay thai

48:48 best and worst day

50:50 tattoos

53:43 movie magic
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 20 Apr 2026 13:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Perfect Strangers</itunes:author>
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      <itunes:summary>WARNING: This episode depicts cannabis use, which is legal in California but illegal under federal law and in many jurisdictions. You are responsible for complying with all applicable laws. Viewer discretion is advised.



Wiz Khalifa comes over for a very special 4/20 episode! We talk about what people actually call him in real life, his face tattoos, and how he became one of the most recognizable rappers in music. Things get young, wild and free as we discuss raising kids, the blog era of hip hop, rap beef, and clenching vs pushing at the climax of you-know-what. Thanks for watching - we respect you!



What happens:

0:00 Wiz comes over

1:05 Wiz's real name

2:30 taking a Khalifa

3:30 clench or push

8:24 when Wiz met Benny

9:22 rap battles

14:40 Kanye

18:06 sobriety and having fun

19:55 having kids

24:28 self-exploration

27:23 man vs. machine

29:26 being uninhibited as an artist

31:56 singing in rap

34:46 tech and the next generation

39:33 Benny's burning questions

43:19 muay thai

48:48 best and worst day

50:50 tattoos

53:43 movie magic
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>WARNING: This episode depicts cannabis use, which is legal in California but illegal under federal law and in many jurisdictions. You are responsible for complying with all applicable laws. Viewer discretion is advised.</p>
<p><br></p>
<p>Wiz Khalifa comes over for a very special 4/20 episode! We talk about what people actually call him in real life, his face tattoos, and how he became one of the most recognizable rappers in music. Things get young, wild and free as we discuss raising kids, the blog era of hip hop, rap beef, and clenching vs pushing at the climax of you-know-what. Thanks for watching - we respect you!</p>
<p><br></p>
<p><strong>What happens:</strong></p>
<p>0:00 Wiz comes over</p>
<p>1:05 Wiz's real name</p>
<p>2:30 taking a Khalifa</p>
<p>3:30 clench or push</p>
<p>8:24 when Wiz met Benny</p>
<p>9:22 rap battles</p>
<p>14:40 Kanye</p>
<p>18:06 sobriety and having fun</p>
<p>19:55 having kids</p>
<p>24:28 self-exploration</p>
<p>27:23 man vs. machine</p>
<p>29:26 being uninhibited as an artist</p>
<p>31:56 singing in rap</p>
<p>34:46 tech and the next generation</p>
<p>39:33 Benny's burning questions</p>
<p>43:19 muay thai</p>
<p>48:48 best and worst day</p>
<p>50:50 tattoos</p>
<p>53:43 movie magic</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>The Inventions Episode</title>
      <description>Maybe we got overconfident after inventing this brand new form of multimedia entertainment. We thought coming up with another genius invention would be easy for us but we realized we don't know anything and we don't know how to do anything. Have you ever tried to be inventive? It's harder than it looks. Oh - but Dave does a full-on freestyle and at least he’s good at that. Thanks for listening - inventors and non-inventors, we respect you!



What happens:

00:00 Layup Line Freestyle

03:27 Intro

03:55 Who invented the dental floss toothpick

05:01 Dental dams

07:16 Do you think we could invent something?

09:31 What's something that you wish existed?

10:37 Parachute for airplanes

11:36 Things that got invented by accident

13:14 Microphones, microwaves &amp; mirrors

16:57 How they invented the internet

18:00 Void in the marketplace

20:13 Cryogenics &amp; embryos

23:21 Lower back

24:32 The best invention of all time

27:01 This is a dot org

28:57 Jack Black's mom

29:20 The laws of the universe

30:26 The Doomsday Clock

32:50 Medicine &amp; brain chemistry

33:33 A practical invention

34:12 Sober pill

36:12 Macrohard

36:57 A good soundbyte

38:22 Robots

39:12 Bottles

39:37 Smart refrigerators

40:07 Top 10 underappreciated inventions

42:30 A great idea



This episode is sponsored by Domino's: From 4/7 through 6/14, order a Handmade Pan or Parmesan Stuffed Crust Pizza to receive a free Slice Sauce dip cup with your order. Any delivery charge is not a tip paid to your driver. Drivers carry less than $20. You must ask for this offer while available. ©2026 Domino’s IP Holder LLC, Domino’s®, Domino’s Pizza® and the modular logo are registered trademarks of Domino’s IP Holder LLC.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 14 Apr 2026 13:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Perfect Strangers</itunes:author>
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      <itunes:summary>Maybe we got overconfident after inventing this brand new form of multimedia entertainment. We thought coming up with another genius invention would be easy for us but we realized we don't know anything and we don't know how to do anything. Have you ever tried to be inventive? It's harder than it looks. Oh - but Dave does a full-on freestyle and at least he’s good at that. Thanks for listening - inventors and non-inventors, we respect you!



What happens:

00:00 Layup Line Freestyle

03:27 Intro

03:55 Who invented the dental floss toothpick

05:01 Dental dams

07:16 Do you think we could invent something?

09:31 What's something that you wish existed?

10:37 Parachute for airplanes

11:36 Things that got invented by accident

13:14 Microphones, microwaves &amp; mirrors

16:57 How they invented the internet

18:00 Void in the marketplace

20:13 Cryogenics &amp; embryos

23:21 Lower back

24:32 The best invention of all time

27:01 This is a dot org

28:57 Jack Black's mom

29:20 The laws of the universe

30:26 The Doomsday Clock

32:50 Medicine &amp; brain chemistry

33:33 A practical invention

34:12 Sober pill

36:12 Macrohard

36:57 A good soundbyte

38:22 Robots

39:12 Bottles

39:37 Smart refrigerators

40:07 Top 10 underappreciated inventions

42:30 A great idea



This episode is sponsored by Domino's: From 4/7 through 6/14, order a Handmade Pan or Parmesan Stuffed Crust Pizza to receive a free Slice Sauce dip cup with your order. Any delivery charge is not a tip paid to your driver. Drivers carry less than $20. You must ask for this offer while available. ©2026 Domino’s IP Holder LLC, Domino’s®, Domino’s Pizza® and the modular logo are registered trademarks of Domino’s IP Holder LLC.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Maybe we got overconfident after inventing this brand new form of multimedia entertainment. We thought coming up with another genius invention would be easy for us but we realized we don't know anything and we don't know how to do anything. Have you ever tried to be inventive? It's harder than it looks. Oh - but Dave does a full-on freestyle and at least he’s good at that. Thanks for listening - inventors and non-inventors, we respect you!</p>
<p><br></p>
<p>What happens:</p>
<p>00:00 Layup Line Freestyle</p>
<p>03:27 Intro</p>
<p>03:55 Who invented the dental floss toothpick</p>
<p>05:01 Dental dams</p>
<p>07:16 Do you think we could invent something?</p>
<p>09:31 What's something that you wish existed?</p>
<p>10:37 Parachute for airplanes</p>
<p>11:36 Things that got invented by accident</p>
<p>13:14 Microphones, microwaves &amp; mirrors</p>
<p>16:57 How they invented the internet</p>
<p>18:00 Void in the marketplace</p>
<p>20:13 Cryogenics &amp; embryos</p>
<p>23:21 Lower back</p>
<p>24:32 The best invention of all time</p>
<p>27:01 This is a dot org</p>
<p>28:57 Jack Black's mom</p>
<p>29:20 The laws of the universe</p>
<p>30:26 The Doomsday Clock</p>
<p>32:50 Medicine &amp; brain chemistry</p>
<p>33:33 A practical invention</p>
<p>34:12 Sober pill</p>
<p>36:12 Macrohard</p>
<p>36:57 A good soundbyte</p>
<p>38:22 Robots</p>
<p>39:12 Bottles</p>
<p>39:37 Smart refrigerators</p>
<p>40:07 Top 10 underappreciated inventions</p>
<p>42:30 A great idea</p>
<p><br></p>
<p><em>This episode is sponsored by Domino's: From 4/7 through 6/14, order a Handmade Pan or Parmesan Stuffed Crust Pizza to receive a free Slice Sauce dip cup with your order. Any delivery charge is not a tip paid to your driver. Drivers carry less than $20. You must ask for this offer while available. ©2026 Domino’s IP Holder LLC, Domino’s®, Domino’s Pizza® and the modular logo are registered trademarks of Domino’s IP Holder LLC.</em></p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>2703</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>The Nick Kroll Episode</title>
      <description>Nick Kroll comes over to hang. We talk about how Nick became a pillar of the comedy landscape. We talk about Big Mouth, fashion, Jeremy Allen White's belly button, getting pantsed in 7th grade, whether Dave feels competitive towards Nick, Benny's wedding force field, and Dave and Benny's 2 biggest fights of all time. Later, we draw Dave's d*ck. Thanks for listening - we respect you!



What happens:

00:00 $100 smoothie

01:50 Immersive experience at Mel's diner

02:51 Abs

04:42 The comedy movie of your life

05:48 Nick's family

06:54 One of the leads

07:56 Creative origins

09:07 High school / college

11:00 Pressure to be "on"

13:28 How Nick builds a voice

16:37 Healthy competition

19:28 Hang tones

21:20 Pillar of the comedy landscape

24:38 Getting pantsed in 7th grade

26:14 Drawing Dave's d*ck

28:39 Benny's wedding forcefield

31:02 Benny's bombing story

32:53 How Benny asks questions

34:04 Peeing the bed

34:53 Fun, fear, anxiety &amp; anger

37:41 Parenthood

39:02 Voices during sex

40:57 Benny's voice

41:46 Big Mouth

44:31 Fashion

48:18 Business questions

49:55 Dave &amp; Benny's 2 biggest fights

52:35 Pube predictions

53:57 Nick's business proposition

54:36 Dave's p*rn thread

56:38 Parting affirmations



Thank you to KFC for sponsoring this episode: Prices and participation may vary. Prices higher in AK, HI, CA and third-party ordering websites. Tax, tip and fees extra. $7 KFC Box for One includes 1 Chicken Little, 5pc chicken nuggets, 3oz. fries, 1 sauce and med. drink. $9 KFC Box for One includes 2 Chicken Littles, 5pc chicken nuggets, 3oz. fries, 1 sauce and med. drink. $11 Box for One includes 1 chicken sandwich (choice of classic or spicy), 2pc tenders, 4oz. fries, 2 sauces and med. drink. All trademarks are the property of their respective owners.



Thank you White Claw for sponsoring this episode: 21+ only.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 07 Apr 2026 13:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Perfect Strangers</itunes:author>
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      <itunes:subtitle></itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Nick Kroll comes over to hang. We talk about how Nick became a pillar of the comedy landscape. We talk about Big Mouth, fashion, Jeremy Allen White's belly button, getting pantsed in 7th grade, whether Dave feels competitive towards Nick, Benny's wedding force field, and Dave and Benny's 2 biggest fights of all time. Later, we draw Dave's d*ck. Thanks for listening - we respect you!



What happens:

00:00 $100 smoothie

01:50 Immersive experience at Mel's diner

02:51 Abs

04:42 The comedy movie of your life

05:48 Nick's family

06:54 One of the leads

07:56 Creative origins

09:07 High school / college

11:00 Pressure to be "on"

13:28 How Nick builds a voice

16:37 Healthy competition

19:28 Hang tones

21:20 Pillar of the comedy landscape

24:38 Getting pantsed in 7th grade

26:14 Drawing Dave's d*ck

28:39 Benny's wedding forcefield

31:02 Benny's bombing story

32:53 How Benny asks questions

34:04 Peeing the bed

34:53 Fun, fear, anxiety &amp; anger

37:41 Parenthood

39:02 Voices during sex

40:57 Benny's voice

41:46 Big Mouth

44:31 Fashion

48:18 Business questions

49:55 Dave &amp; Benny's 2 biggest fights

52:35 Pube predictions

53:57 Nick's business proposition

54:36 Dave's p*rn thread

56:38 Parting affirmations



Thank you to KFC for sponsoring this episode: Prices and participation may vary. Prices higher in AK, HI, CA and third-party ordering websites. Tax, tip and fees extra. $7 KFC Box for One includes 1 Chicken Little, 5pc chicken nuggets, 3oz. fries, 1 sauce and med. drink. $9 KFC Box for One includes 2 Chicken Littles, 5pc chicken nuggets, 3oz. fries, 1 sauce and med. drink. $11 Box for One includes 1 chicken sandwich (choice of classic or spicy), 2pc tenders, 4oz. fries, 2 sauces and med. drink. All trademarks are the property of their respective owners.



Thank you White Claw for sponsoring this episode: 21+ only.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>Nick Kroll comes over to hang. We talk about how Nick became a pillar of the comedy landscape. We talk about Big Mouth, fashion, Jeremy Allen White's belly button, getting pantsed in 7th grade, whether Dave feels competitive towards Nick, Benny's wedding force field, and Dave and Benny's 2 biggest fights of all time. Later, we draw Dave's d*ck. Thanks for listening - we respect you!</p>
<p><br></p>
<p>What happens:</p>
<p>00:00 $100 smoothie</p>
<p>01:50 Immersive experience at Mel's diner</p>
<p>02:51 Abs</p>
<p>04:42 The comedy movie of your life</p>
<p>05:48 Nick's family</p>
<p>06:54 One of the leads</p>
<p>07:56 Creative origins</p>
<p>09:07 High school / college</p>
<p>11:00 Pressure to be "on"</p>
<p>13:28 How Nick builds a voice</p>
<p>16:37 Healthy competition</p>
<p>19:28 Hang tones</p>
<p>21:20 Pillar of the comedy landscape</p>
<p>24:38 Getting pantsed in 7th grade</p>
<p>26:14 Drawing Dave's d*ck</p>
<p>28:39 Benny's wedding forcefield</p>
<p>31:02 Benny's bombing story</p>
<p>32:53 How Benny asks questions</p>
<p>34:04 Peeing the bed</p>
<p>34:53 Fun, fear, anxiety &amp; anger</p>
<p>37:41 Parenthood</p>
<p>39:02 Voices during sex</p>
<p>40:57 Benny's voice</p>
<p>41:46 Big Mouth</p>
<p>44:31 Fashion</p>
<p>48:18 Business questions</p>
<p>49:55 Dave &amp; Benny's 2 biggest fights</p>
<p>52:35 Pube predictions</p>
<p>53:57 Nick's business proposition</p>
<p>54:36 Dave's p*rn thread</p>
<p>56:38 Parting affirmations</p>
<p><br></p>
<p><em>Thank you to KFC for sponsoring this episode: Prices and participation may vary. Prices higher in AK, HI, CA and third-party ordering websites. Tax, tip and fees extra. $7 KFC Box for One includes 1 Chicken Little, 5pc chicken nuggets, 3oz. fries, 1 sauce and med. drink. $9 KFC Box for One includes 2 Chicken Littles, 5pc chicken nuggets, 3oz. fries, 1 sauce and med. drink. $11 Box for One includes 1 chicken sandwich (choice of classic or spicy), 2pc tenders, 4oz. fries, 2 sauces and med. drink. All trademarks are the property of their respective owners.</em></p>
<p><br></p>
<p><em>Thank you White Claw for sponsoring this episode: 21+ only.</em></p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>3503</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>The Lizzo Episode</title>
      <description>Lizzo comes over. We talk about Prince, losing our virginities, winning Grammy's, the best and worst days of Lizzo's life, idolizing Allen Iverson, and holding in farts. At one point Lizzo shows us her flautist skills and scores our fake movie trailers. Then we freestyle and things get very inappropriate so probably don't listen to this with your parents! Unless you have that kind of relationship I guess. Thanks for listening - we respect you!



What happens:

00:00 Intro 

01:18 Germs

02:09 Fart gender dynamics

03:02 Half Detroit half Houston

04:04 The coolest voice

04:42 Mike Jones’ phone number

05:26 Hashiba

05:37 How it all happened

08:30 Performing while multi-tasking

09:47 The worst day of Lizzo's life

11:27 The best day of Lizzo's life

13:03 Talents

16:45 Flute

18:43 Improvised movie trailers

20:19 D*ckhole flute

20:44 How Lizzo met her boyfriend

22:46 DM slides

24:48 Dave in high school

27:13 Saying Denzel wrong

28:17 Dave's overnight camp deception

28:59 Prince

32:33 Regrets

34:32 Kristin wore pullups til 13

36:42 Grammy virginity pact

38:40 First kisses

39:59 AIM

40:55 The Allen Iverson opportunity

43:16 Presidents are tall

45:21 Internet comments

46:41 Giving Eminem's beat to Rihanna

47:34 The #1 male artist to collab with

50:00 Inappropriate freestyle

57:58 Lizzo didn't know she could sing

58:52 Producer credit

01:01:32 Lizzo's friend dynamic

01:03:33 New music

01:06:59 Dave's friend dynamic



Thank you to KFC for sponsoring this episode: Prices and participation may vary. Prices higher in AK, HI, CA and third-party ordering websites. Tax, tip and fees extra. $7 KFC Box for One includes 1 Chicken Little, 5pc chicken nuggets, 3oz. fries, 1 sauce and med. drink. $9 KFC Box for One includes 2 Chicken Littles, 5pc chicken nuggets, 3oz. fries, 1 sauce and med. drink. $11 Box for One includes 1 chicken sandwich (choice of classic or spicy), 2pc tenders, 4oz. fries, 2 sauces and med. drink. All trademarks are the property of their respective owners.



Thank you White Claw for sponsoring this episode: 21+ only.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 31 Mar 2026 13:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Perfect Strangers</itunes:author>
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      <itunes:summary>Lizzo comes over. We talk about Prince, losing our virginities, winning Grammy's, the best and worst days of Lizzo's life, idolizing Allen Iverson, and holding in farts. At one point Lizzo shows us her flautist skills and scores our fake movie trailers. Then we freestyle and things get very inappropriate so probably don't listen to this with your parents! Unless you have that kind of relationship I guess. Thanks for listening - we respect you!



What happens:

00:00 Intro 

01:18 Germs

02:09 Fart gender dynamics

03:02 Half Detroit half Houston

04:04 The coolest voice

04:42 Mike Jones’ phone number

05:26 Hashiba

05:37 How it all happened

08:30 Performing while multi-tasking

09:47 The worst day of Lizzo's life

11:27 The best day of Lizzo's life

13:03 Talents

16:45 Flute

18:43 Improvised movie trailers

20:19 D*ckhole flute

20:44 How Lizzo met her boyfriend

22:46 DM slides

24:48 Dave in high school

27:13 Saying Denzel wrong

28:17 Dave's overnight camp deception

28:59 Prince

32:33 Regrets

34:32 Kristin wore pullups til 13

36:42 Grammy virginity pact

38:40 First kisses

39:59 AIM

40:55 The Allen Iverson opportunity

43:16 Presidents are tall

45:21 Internet comments

46:41 Giving Eminem's beat to Rihanna

47:34 The #1 male artist to collab with

50:00 Inappropriate freestyle

57:58 Lizzo didn't know she could sing

58:52 Producer credit

01:01:32 Lizzo's friend dynamic

01:03:33 New music

01:06:59 Dave's friend dynamic



Thank you to KFC for sponsoring this episode: Prices and participation may vary. Prices higher in AK, HI, CA and third-party ordering websites. Tax, tip and fees extra. $7 KFC Box for One includes 1 Chicken Little, 5pc chicken nuggets, 3oz. fries, 1 sauce and med. drink. $9 KFC Box for One includes 2 Chicken Littles, 5pc chicken nuggets, 3oz. fries, 1 sauce and med. drink. $11 Box for One includes 1 chicken sandwich (choice of classic or spicy), 2pc tenders, 4oz. fries, 2 sauces and med. drink. All trademarks are the property of their respective owners.



Thank you White Claw for sponsoring this episode: 21+ only.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Lizzo comes over. We talk about Prince, losing our virginities, winning Grammy's, the best and worst days of Lizzo's life, idolizing Allen Iverson, and holding in farts. At one point Lizzo shows us her flautist skills and scores our fake movie trailers. Then we freestyle and things get very inappropriate so probably don't listen to this with your parents! Unless you have that kind of relationship I guess. Thanks for listening - we respect you!</p>
<p><br></p>
<p>What happens:</p>
<p>00:00 Intro </p>
<p>01:18 Germs</p>
<p>02:09 Fart gender dynamics</p>
<p>03:02 Half Detroit half Houston</p>
<p>04:04 The coolest voice</p>
<p>04:42 Mike Jones’ phone number</p>
<p>05:26 Hashiba</p>
<p>05:37 How it all happened</p>
<p>08:30 Performing while multi-tasking</p>
<p>09:47 The worst day of Lizzo's life</p>
<p>11:27 The best day of Lizzo's life</p>
<p>13:03 Talents</p>
<p>16:45 Flute</p>
<p>18:43 Improvised movie trailers</p>
<p>20:19 D*ckhole flute</p>
<p>20:44 How Lizzo met her boyfriend</p>
<p>22:46 DM slides</p>
<p>24:48 Dave in high school</p>
<p>27:13 Saying Denzel wrong</p>
<p>28:17 Dave's overnight camp deception</p>
<p>28:59 Prince</p>
<p>32:33 Regrets</p>
<p>34:32 Kristin wore pullups til 13</p>
<p>36:42 Grammy virginity pact</p>
<p>38:40 First kisses</p>
<p>39:59 AIM</p>
<p>40:55 The Allen Iverson opportunity</p>
<p>43:16 Presidents are tall</p>
<p>45:21 Internet comments</p>
<p>46:41 Giving Eminem's beat to Rihanna</p>
<p>47:34 The #1 male artist to collab with</p>
<p>50:00 Inappropriate freestyle</p>
<p>57:58 Lizzo didn't know she could sing</p>
<p>58:52 Producer credit</p>
<p>01:01:32 Lizzo's friend dynamic</p>
<p>01:03:33 New music</p>
<p>01:06:59 Dave's friend dynamic</p>
<p><br></p>
<p><em>Thank you to KFC for sponsoring this episode: Prices and participation may vary. Prices higher in AK, HI, CA and third-party ordering websites. Tax, tip and fees extra. $7 KFC Box for One includes 1 Chicken Little, 5pc chicken nuggets, 3oz. fries, 1 sauce and med. drink. $9 KFC Box for One includes 2 Chicken Littles, 5pc chicken nuggets, 3oz. fries, 1 sauce and med. drink. $11 Box for One includes 1 chicken sandwich (choice of classic or spicy), 2pc tenders, 4oz. fries, 2 sauces and med. drink. All trademarks are the property of their respective owners.</em></p>
<p><br></p>
<p><em>Thank you White Claw for sponsoring this episode: 21+ only.</em></p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>The Ten Pounds Episode</title>
      <description>VIEWER WARNING &amp; LEGAL DISCLAIMER

HEALTH &amp; SAFETY WARNING

The activity depicted in this program carries serious and potentially life-threatening health risks, including but not limited to choking, aspiration, gastric rupture, electrolyte imbalance, cardiac stress, and death.

THIS PROGRAM DOES NOT CONSTITUTE MEDICAL OR NUTRITIONAL ADVICE.

Nothing depicted or stated herein should be construed as a recommendation, endorsement, or instruction to engage in any similar activity.

DO NOT ATTEMPT.

By continuing to view this program, you acknowledge that you do so voluntarily and that the studio and all affiliated entities expressly disclaim all liability for any harm, injury, loss, or damage arising from or related to the content of this program or any attempt to replicate the activities shown.

---

Dave says he can gain ten pounds in two hours. Benny says there’s no chance. They decide to settle it the only way that makes sense: with a bet. What follows is a rollercoaster discussion about math, pizza weight, digestion, and whether any of this is remotely possible. There are rules. There is a scale. There is a lot of food. It goes from joking to concerning and back again, and Jay Shetty comes by to weigh in (sorry) towards the end. That’s basically the episode. Thanks for watching!



What happens:

00:00 Do not try this at home

01:53 The bet

03:50 First weigh-in

05:03 Mass is mass

06:03 Second weigh-in

07:09 Death by water

08:33 10 lb. weight

10:07 Dave's #1 fear

13:12 The Miracle on Ice

14:25 Rules

16:25 Burritos

19:23 Pizza

22:34 Doubts &amp; concerns

24:29 The TB12 Method

27:01 Halfway point weigh-in

28:49 New strategies

30:42 Taxes

31:46 Don’t do this part 2

33:24 The details of water intoxication

35:36 Charity donations

38:32 Growth

41:21 30 minutes left

43:45 Being the bigger man

47:16 Jay Shetty stops by

50:38 The moral crossroads

52:53 1 minute left


Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 24 Mar 2026 13:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Perfect Strangers</itunes:author>
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      <itunes:subtitle></itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>VIEWER WARNING &amp; LEGAL DISCLAIMER

HEALTH &amp; SAFETY WARNING

The activity depicted in this program carries serious and potentially life-threatening health risks, including but not limited to choking, aspiration, gastric rupture, electrolyte imbalance, cardiac stress, and death.

THIS PROGRAM DOES NOT CONSTITUTE MEDICAL OR NUTRITIONAL ADVICE.

Nothing depicted or stated herein should be construed as a recommendation, endorsement, or instruction to engage in any similar activity.

DO NOT ATTEMPT.

By continuing to view this program, you acknowledge that you do so voluntarily and that the studio and all affiliated entities expressly disclaim all liability for any harm, injury, loss, or damage arising from or related to the content of this program or any attempt to replicate the activities shown.

---

Dave says he can gain ten pounds in two hours. Benny says there’s no chance. They decide to settle it the only way that makes sense: with a bet. What follows is a rollercoaster discussion about math, pizza weight, digestion, and whether any of this is remotely possible. There are rules. There is a scale. There is a lot of food. It goes from joking to concerning and back again, and Jay Shetty comes by to weigh in (sorry) towards the end. That’s basically the episode. Thanks for watching!



What happens:

00:00 Do not try this at home

01:53 The bet

03:50 First weigh-in

05:03 Mass is mass

06:03 Second weigh-in

07:09 Death by water

08:33 10 lb. weight

10:07 Dave's #1 fear

13:12 The Miracle on Ice

14:25 Rules

16:25 Burritos

19:23 Pizza

22:34 Doubts &amp; concerns

24:29 The TB12 Method

27:01 Halfway point weigh-in

28:49 New strategies

30:42 Taxes

31:46 Don’t do this part 2

33:24 The details of water intoxication

35:36 Charity donations

38:32 Growth

41:21 30 minutes left

43:45 Being the bigger man

47:16 Jay Shetty stops by

50:38 The moral crossroads

52:53 1 minute left


Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p><strong>VIEWER WARNING &amp; LEGAL DISCLAIMER</strong></p>
<p><strong>HEALTH &amp; SAFETY WARNING</strong></p>
<p>The activity depicted in this program carries serious and potentially life-threatening health risks, including but not limited to choking, aspiration, gastric rupture, electrolyte imbalance, cardiac stress, and death.</p>
<p><strong>THIS PROGRAM DOES NOT CONSTITUTE MEDICAL OR NUTRITIONAL ADVICE.</strong></p>
<p>Nothing depicted or stated herein should be construed as a recommendation, endorsement, or instruction to engage in any similar activity.</p>
<p><strong>DO NOT ATTEMPT.</strong></p>
<p>By continuing to view this program, you acknowledge that you do so voluntarily and that the studio and all affiliated entities expressly disclaim all liability for any harm, injury, loss, or damage arising from or related to the content of this program or any attempt to replicate the activities shown.</p>
<p>---</p>
<p>Dave says he can gain ten pounds in two hours. Benny says there’s no chance. They decide to settle it the only way that makes sense: with a bet. What follows is a rollercoaster discussion about math, pizza weight, digestion, and whether any of this is remotely possible. There are rules. There is a scale. There is a lot of food. It goes from joking to concerning and back again, and Jay Shetty comes by to weigh in (sorry) towards the end. That’s basically the episode. Thanks for watching!</p>
<p><br></p>
<p><strong>What happens:</strong></p>
<p>00:00 Do not try this at home</p>
<p>01:53 The bet</p>
<p>03:50 First weigh-in</p>
<p>05:03 Mass is mass</p>
<p>06:03 Second weigh-in</p>
<p>07:09 Death by water</p>
<p>08:33 10 lb. weight</p>
<p>10:07 Dave's #1 fear</p>
<p>13:12 The Miracle on Ice</p>
<p>14:25 Rules</p>
<p>16:25 Burritos</p>
<p>19:23 Pizza</p>
<p>22:34 Doubts &amp; concerns</p>
<p>24:29 The TB12 Method</p>
<p>27:01 Halfway point weigh-in</p>
<p>28:49 New strategies</p>
<p>30:42 Taxes</p>
<p>31:46 Don’t do this part 2</p>
<p>33:24 The details of water intoxication</p>
<p>35:36 Charity donations</p>
<p>38:32 Growth</p>
<p>41:21 30 minutes left</p>
<p>43:45 Being the bigger man</p>
<p>47:16 Jay Shetty stops by</p>
<p>50:38 The moral crossroads</p>
<p>52:53 1 minute left</p>
<p><br></p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>3289</itunes:duration>
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      <title>The Kevin Gates Episode</title>
      <description>Kevin Gates comes by and hangs for a while. We talk about discipline, relationships, energy, and the mindset he tries to live by. It goes from funny to serious and back again pretty quickly. It was a truly special afternoon! Thanks for being here!



What happens:

00:00 Famous Kevins

02:06 Half man, half amazing

03:04 Heartbreak

05:56 Sexual retention

09:28 Unibrow

10:12 Pubes

11:11 Blessed

12:11 Kevin’s favorite rapper

13:03 Titty man

14:27 Marriage

15:40 Jealousy

16:46 Top-tier expressions

18:23 High school

19:11 Mothers

21:42 Punched in the face

24:26 Sex, love &amp; trauma bonds

26:30 Kevin’s book collection

28:23 Prison

32:00 Dinosaur d*ck

36:22 Ass

38:09 Billboard's 8th-ranked producer

39:50 Kevin’s process

41:26 Siberian lynx

43:08 Lil Dick Gates

45:30 Dinosaur d*ck (part 2)

47:35 Benny’s favorite scenario

50:06 Food

52:53 Farts

55:13 Movies

56:38 Mushy

01:01:16 Friends



Thanks to Domino's for sponsoring this episode: PRICES HIGHER IN SOME LOCATIONS. Valid online through 4/6. Visit dominos.com for full offer details. Select this online only offer from 2/23-4/6. Size availability varies by crust type. Max. 7 toppings (6 for NY Style and Pan crust). Parmesan Stuffed Crust will be extra. Excludes XL and Specialty Pizzas. Min. purchase required for delivery. Prices, participation, delivery area and charges may vary.



Thank you White Claw for sponsoring this episode: 21+ only.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 17 Mar 2026 13:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Perfect Strangers</itunes:author>
      <itunes:image href="https://megaphone.imgix.net/podcasts/9cd48822-21b6-11f1-8e80-1b4cbec21402/image/6d89c69a1a442b7327af333203c2780e.jpg?ixlib=rails-4.3.1&amp;max-w=3000&amp;max-h=3000&amp;fit=crop&amp;auto=format,compress"/>
      <itunes:subtitle></itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Kevin Gates comes by and hangs for a while. We talk about discipline, relationships, energy, and the mindset he tries to live by. It goes from funny to serious and back again pretty quickly. It was a truly special afternoon! Thanks for being here!



What happens:

00:00 Famous Kevins

02:06 Half man, half amazing

03:04 Heartbreak

05:56 Sexual retention

09:28 Unibrow

10:12 Pubes

11:11 Blessed

12:11 Kevin’s favorite rapper

13:03 Titty man

14:27 Marriage

15:40 Jealousy

16:46 Top-tier expressions

18:23 High school

19:11 Mothers

21:42 Punched in the face

24:26 Sex, love &amp; trauma bonds

26:30 Kevin’s book collection

28:23 Prison

32:00 Dinosaur d*ck

36:22 Ass

38:09 Billboard's 8th-ranked producer

39:50 Kevin’s process

41:26 Siberian lynx

43:08 Lil Dick Gates

45:30 Dinosaur d*ck (part 2)

47:35 Benny’s favorite scenario

50:06 Food

52:53 Farts

55:13 Movies

56:38 Mushy

01:01:16 Friends



Thanks to Domino's for sponsoring this episode: PRICES HIGHER IN SOME LOCATIONS. Valid online through 4/6. Visit dominos.com for full offer details. Select this online only offer from 2/23-4/6. Size availability varies by crust type. Max. 7 toppings (6 for NY Style and Pan crust). Parmesan Stuffed Crust will be extra. Excludes XL and Specialty Pizzas. Min. purchase required for delivery. Prices, participation, delivery area and charges may vary.



Thank you White Claw for sponsoring this episode: 21+ only.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>Kevin Gates comes by and hangs for a while. We talk about discipline, relationships, energy, and the mindset he tries to live by. It goes from funny to serious and back again pretty quickly. It was a truly special afternoon! Thanks for being here!</p>
<p><br></p>
<p><strong>What happens:</strong></p>
<p>00:00 Famous Kevins</p>
<p>02:06 Half man, half amazing</p>
<p>03:04 Heartbreak</p>
<p>05:56 Sexual retention</p>
<p>09:28 Unibrow</p>
<p>10:12 Pubes</p>
<p>11:11 Blessed</p>
<p>12:11 Kevin’s favorite rapper</p>
<p>13:03 Titty man</p>
<p>14:27 Marriage</p>
<p>15:40 Jealousy</p>
<p>16:46 Top-tier expressions</p>
<p>18:23 High school</p>
<p>19:11 Mothers</p>
<p>21:42 Punched in the face</p>
<p>24:26 Sex, love &amp; trauma bonds</p>
<p>26:30 Kevin’s book collection</p>
<p>28:23 Prison</p>
<p>32:00 Dinosaur d*ck</p>
<p>36:22 Ass</p>
<p>38:09 Billboard's 8th-ranked producer</p>
<p>39:50 Kevin’s process</p>
<p>41:26 Siberian lynx</p>
<p>43:08 Lil Dick Gates</p>
<p>45:30 Dinosaur d*ck (part 2)</p>
<p>47:35 Benny’s favorite scenario</p>
<p>50:06 Food</p>
<p>52:53 Farts</p>
<p>55:13 Movies</p>
<p>56:38 Mushy</p>
<p>01:01:16 Friends</p>
<p><br></p>
<p><em>Thanks to Domino's for sponsoring this episode: PRICES HIGHER IN SOME LOCATIONS. Valid online through 4/6. Visit </em><a href="http://dominos.com/"><em>dominos.com</em></a><em> for full offer details. Select this online only offer from 2/23-4/6. Size availability varies by crust type. Max. 7 toppings (6 for NY Style and Pan crust). Parmesan Stuffed Crust will be extra. Excludes XL and Specialty Pizzas. Min. purchase required for delivery. Prices, participation, delivery area and charges may vary.</em></p>
<p><br></p>
<p><em>Thank you White Claw for sponsoring this episode: 21+ only.</em></p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>The Ed Sheeran Episode</title>
      <description>Ed Sheeran stops by the house to talk about how he met Dave, being clumsy, sailing across the ocean with Benny, whether his kids know he’s Ed Sheeran yet, his Game of Thrones backlash, and how he acquired the Edward Scissorhands hands. Later he writes a song with all of us. It’s a really special moment. Thanks for listening!





What happens:

00:00 Teaser

00:34 What's this Chuck stuff

02:01 How Dave met Ed

03:48 Exercise &amp; personal hygiene

06:24 Ed's clumsiness

09:26 English food vs American food

10:58 Ed's town

15:20 Creepy baby

17:28 Ed &amp; Benny on the boat

18:19 Fame

27:07 Anxiety

32:18 Best &amp; worst days of Ed's life

35:18 Ideal headline

39:17 Dave's movie

43:14 Ed's memorabilia collection

47:54 Ed's Game of Thrones backlash

49:20 Dave's sh*t story

52:41 Ed Sheeran shows

01:06:01 Ed's songwriting

01:08:44 Ed writes a song



Thanks to Domino's for sponsoring this episode: PRICES HIGHER IN SOME LOCATIONS. Valid online through 4/6. Visit dominos.com for full offer details. Select this online only offer from 2/23-4/6. Size availability varies by crust type. Max. 7 toppings (6 for NY Style and Pan crust). Parmesan Stuffed Crust will be extra. Excludes XL and Specialty Pizzas. Min. purchase required for delivery. Prices, participation, delivery area and charges may vary.



Thank you White Claw for sponsoring this episode: 21+ only.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 10 Mar 2026 13:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Perfect Strangers</itunes:author>
      <itunes:image href="https://megaphone.imgix.net/podcasts/8475537e-1c3e-11f1-9c20-c357f568230c/image/40de618de40d0229b6a78b20f8aa2701.jpg?ixlib=rails-4.3.1&amp;max-w=3000&amp;max-h=3000&amp;fit=crop&amp;auto=format,compress"/>
      <itunes:subtitle></itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Ed Sheeran stops by the house to talk about how he met Dave, being clumsy, sailing across the ocean with Benny, whether his kids know he’s Ed Sheeran yet, his Game of Thrones backlash, and how he acquired the Edward Scissorhands hands. Later he writes a song with all of us. It’s a really special moment. Thanks for listening!





What happens:

00:00 Teaser

00:34 What's this Chuck stuff

02:01 How Dave met Ed

03:48 Exercise &amp; personal hygiene

06:24 Ed's clumsiness

09:26 English food vs American food

10:58 Ed's town

15:20 Creepy baby

17:28 Ed &amp; Benny on the boat

18:19 Fame

27:07 Anxiety

32:18 Best &amp; worst days of Ed's life

35:18 Ideal headline

39:17 Dave's movie

43:14 Ed's memorabilia collection

47:54 Ed's Game of Thrones backlash

49:20 Dave's sh*t story

52:41 Ed Sheeran shows

01:06:01 Ed's songwriting

01:08:44 Ed writes a song



Thanks to Domino's for sponsoring this episode: PRICES HIGHER IN SOME LOCATIONS. Valid online through 4/6. Visit dominos.com for full offer details. Select this online only offer from 2/23-4/6. Size availability varies by crust type. Max. 7 toppings (6 for NY Style and Pan crust). Parmesan Stuffed Crust will be extra. Excludes XL and Specialty Pizzas. Min. purchase required for delivery. Prices, participation, delivery area and charges may vary.



Thank you White Claw for sponsoring this episode: 21+ only.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>Ed Sheeran stops by the house to talk about how he met Dave, being clumsy, sailing across the ocean with Benny, whether his kids know he’s Ed Sheeran yet, his Game of Thrones backlash, and how he acquired the Edward Scissorhands hands. Later he writes a song with all of us. It’s a really special moment. Thanks for listening!</p>
<p><br></p>
<p><br></p>
<p><strong>What happens:</strong></p>
<p>00:00 Teaser</p>
<p>00:34 What's this Chuck stuff</p>
<p>02:01 How Dave met Ed</p>
<p>03:48 Exercise &amp; personal hygiene</p>
<p>06:24 Ed's clumsiness</p>
<p>09:26 English food vs American food</p>
<p>10:58 Ed's town</p>
<p>15:20 Creepy baby</p>
<p>17:28 Ed &amp; Benny on the boat</p>
<p>18:19 Fame</p>
<p>27:07 Anxiety</p>
<p>32:18 Best &amp; worst days of Ed's life</p>
<p>35:18 Ideal headline</p>
<p>39:17 Dave's movie</p>
<p>43:14 Ed's memorabilia collection</p>
<p>47:54 Ed's Game of Thrones backlash</p>
<p>49:20 Dave's sh*t story</p>
<p>52:41 Ed Sheeran shows</p>
<p>01:06:01 Ed's songwriting</p>
<p>01:08:44 Ed writes a song</p>
<p><br></p>
<p><br><em>Thanks to Domino's for sponsoring this episode: PRICES HIGHER IN SOME LOCATIONS. Valid online through 4/6. Visit </em><a href="http://dominos.com/"><em>dominos.com</em></a><em> for full offer details. Select this online only offer from 2/23-4/6. Size availability varies by crust type. Max. 7 toppings (6 for NY Style and Pan crust). Parmesan Stuffed Crust will be extra. Excludes XL and Specialty Pizzas. Min. purchase required for delivery. Prices, participation, delivery area and charges may vary.</em></p>
<p><br></p>
<p><em>Thank you White Claw for sponsoring this episode: 21+ only.</em></p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <description>We tried to write a proper description for this and couldn’t decide on what all to highlight so here’s a bunch. Selena comes over. At some point we decide to go through her DMs. We talk about her mental health. We get into her’s and Benny’s wedding. We talk about Taylor and the insanely thoughtful gift she gave Selena. There are multiple arm wrestling contests with surprising end results. Selena bonks her head at one point. No one edits it out. It’s just us hanging out with our friend (and spouse). That’s really it. Thanks for listening, we appreciate you!!





What happens:

0:00 Selena arrives + should we fake the knock

5:15 Benny comes up with Grace and Frankie

7:25 Going through Selena’s DMs

9:43 Dave is forced to eat a pickle 

11:25 Mental health

18:12 Selena entering Benny’s world

22:45 The best day of Selena’s life

24:12 The wedding

31:22 Benny cracks Selena’s back

32:35 The wedding pt 2

41:15 Children and family

44:51 Everyone loves Rihanna

47:35 Taylor’s gift

53:40 What we would do for our friends

58:20 Arm wrestling

1:02:30 Friends!!!





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      <itunes:summary>We tried to write a proper description for this and couldn’t decide on what all to highlight so here’s a bunch. Selena comes over. At some point we decide to go through her DMs. We talk about her mental health. We get into her’s and Benny’s wedding. We talk about Taylor and the insanely thoughtful gift she gave Selena. There are multiple arm wrestling contests with surprising end results. Selena bonks her head at one point. No one edits it out. It’s just us hanging out with our friend (and spouse). That’s really it. Thanks for listening, we appreciate you!!





What happens:

0:00 Selena arrives + should we fake the knock

5:15 Benny comes up with Grace and Frankie

7:25 Going through Selena’s DMs

9:43 Dave is forced to eat a pickle 

11:25 Mental health

18:12 Selena entering Benny’s world

22:45 The best day of Selena’s life

24:12 The wedding

31:22 Benny cracks Selena’s back

32:35 The wedding pt 2

41:15 Children and family

44:51 Everyone loves Rihanna

47:35 Taylor’s gift

53:40 What we would do for our friends

58:20 Arm wrestling

1:02:30 Friends!!!





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Thank you White Claw for sponsoring this episode: 21+ only.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>We tried to write a proper description for this and couldn’t decide on what all to highlight so here’s a bunch. Selena comes over. At some point we decide to go through her DMs. We talk about her mental health. We get into her’s and Benny’s wedding. We talk about Taylor and the insanely thoughtful gift she gave Selena. There are multiple arm wrestling contests with surprising end results. Selena bonks her head at one point. No one edits it out. It’s just us hanging out with our friend (and spouse). That’s really it. Thanks for listening, we appreciate you!!</p>
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<p><br></p>
<p>What happens:</p>
<p>0:00 Selena arrives + should we fake the knock</p>
<p>5:15 Benny comes up with Grace and Frankie</p>
<p>7:25 Going through Selena’s DMs</p>
<p>9:43 Dave is forced to eat a pickle </p>
<p>11:25 Mental health</p>
<p>18:12 Selena entering Benny’s world</p>
<p>22:45 The best day of Selena’s life</p>
<p>24:12 The wedding</p>
<p>31:22 Benny cracks Selena’s back</p>
<p>32:35 The wedding pt 2</p>
<p>41:15 Children and family</p>
<p>44:51 Everyone loves Rihanna</p>
<p>47:35 Taylor’s gift</p>
<p>53:40 What we would do for our friends</p>
<p>58:20 Arm wrestling</p>
<p>1:02:30 Friends!!!</p>
<p><br></p>
<p><br></p>
<p><em>Thanks to Domino's for sponsoring this episode: PRICES HIGHER IN SOME LOCATIONS. Valid online through 4/6. Visit </em><a href="http://dominos.com/"><em>dominos.com</em></a><em> for full offer details. Select this online only offer from 2/23-4/6. Size availability varies by crust type. Max. 7 toppings (6 for NY Style and Pan crust). Parmesan Stuffed Crust will be extra. Excludes XL and Specialty Pizzas. Min. purchase required for delivery. Prices, participation, delivery area and charges may vary.</em></p>
<p><br></p>
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      <title>The Pilot Episode</title>
      <description>We’ve been writing this description for 15 minutes and haven’t made any real progress. It’s not even we, it’s just Dave here. All I can tell you guys, is that I’ve never had more fun doing anything in my life than when we’re filming these. Are we fun to hang out with? Who knows. All we can do is be our complete selves, live in the moment, and see what happens. Thank you for your time. We appreciate you!!!!





What happens:

0:00 toilet cam cold open

0:09 what are we even doing here?

1:38 who are you supposed to be on camera?

8:58 the domino’s pizza fight begins

13:32 why everything feels awkward at first

18:41 benny vs bj novak vs reality

23:34 creative pressure and proving yourself

30:26 phone calls derail everything

34:01 cooking turns into chaos

37:57 the marinade argument escalates

41:09 fighting like real friends do

46:28 did the pilot actually work?



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      <pubDate>Wed, 25 Feb 2026 04:34:00 -0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:summary>We’ve been writing this description for 15 minutes and haven’t made any real progress. It’s not even we, it’s just Dave here. All I can tell you guys, is that I’ve never had more fun doing anything in my life than when we’re filming these. Are we fun to hang out with? Who knows. All we can do is be our complete selves, live in the moment, and see what happens. Thank you for your time. We appreciate you!!!!





What happens:

0:00 toilet cam cold open

0:09 what are we even doing here?

1:38 who are you supposed to be on camera?

8:58 the domino’s pizza fight begins

13:32 why everything feels awkward at first

18:41 benny vs bj novak vs reality

23:34 creative pressure and proving yourself

30:26 phone calls derail everything

34:01 cooking turns into chaos

37:57 the marinade argument escalates

41:09 fighting like real friends do

46:28 did the pilot actually work?



Thanks to Domino's for sponsoring this episode: PRICES HIGHER IN SOME LOCATIONS. Valid online through 4/6. Visit dominos.com for full offer details. Select this online only offer from 2/23-4/6. Size availability varies by crust type. Max. 7 toppings (6 for NY Style and Pan crust). Parmesan Stuffed Crust will be extra. Excludes XL and Specialty Pizzas. Min. purchase required for delivery. Prices, participation, delivery area and charges may vary.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>We’ve been writing this description for 15 minutes and haven’t made any real progress. It’s not even we, it’s just Dave here. All I can tell you guys, is that I’ve never had more fun doing anything in my life than when we’re filming these. Are we fun to hang out with? Who knows. All we can do is be our complete selves, live in the moment, and see what happens. Thank you for your time. We appreciate you!!!!</p>
<p><br></p>
<p><br></p>
<p>What happens:</p>
<p>0:00 toilet cam cold open</p>
<p>0:09 what are we even doing here?</p>
<p>1:38 who are you supposed to be on camera?</p>
<p>8:58 the domino’s pizza fight begins</p>
<p>13:32 why everything feels awkward at first</p>
<p>18:41 benny vs bj novak vs reality</p>
<p>23:34 creative pressure and proving yourself</p>
<p>30:26 phone calls derail everything</p>
<p>34:01 cooking turns into chaos</p>
<p>37:57 the marinade argument escalates</p>
<p>41:09 fighting like real friends do</p>
<p>46:28 did the pilot actually work?</p>
<p><br></p>
<p><br><em>Thanks to Domino's for sponsoring this episode: PRICES HIGHER IN SOME LOCATIONS. Valid online through 4/6. Visit </em><a href="http://dominos.com/"><em>dominos.com</em></a><em> for full offer details. Select this online only offer from 2/23-4/6. Size availability varies by crust type. Max. 7 toppings (6 for NY Style and Pan crust). Parmesan Stuffed Crust will be extra. Excludes XL and Specialty Pizzas. Min. purchase required for delivery. Prices, participation, delivery area and charges may vary.</em></p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>Introducing 'Friends Keep Secrets'</title>
      <description>Welcome to Friends Keep Secrets: a first-of-its-kind show from best friends benny blanco, Lil Dicky (Dave Burd), and Dave’s wife, Kristin Batalucco.  With more than 18 hidden cameras rigged throughout Dave and Kristin’s LA home, the show brings viewers inside an intimate hang with the hosts' real-life friendships and the guests that pop in.



This isn’t a formal interview show. They might cook, record a song, play a game, or simply hang out. Blending elements of a podcast, livestream, and sitcom, Friends Keep Secrets captures the magic of being in the room with the hosts and the people they cherish most.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 18 Feb 2026 18:29:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>trailer</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Perfect Strangers</itunes:author>
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      <itunes:summary>Welcome to Friends Keep Secrets: a first-of-its-kind show from best friends benny blanco, Lil Dicky (Dave Burd), and Dave’s wife, Kristin Batalucco.  With more than 18 hidden cameras rigged throughout Dave and Kristin’s LA home, the show brings viewers inside an intimate hang with the hosts' real-life friendships and the guests that pop in.



This isn’t a formal interview show. They might cook, record a song, play a game, or simply hang out. Blending elements of a podcast, livestream, and sitcom, Friends Keep Secrets captures the magic of being in the room with the hosts and the people they cherish most.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Welcome to Friends Keep Secrets: a first-of-its-kind show from best friends benny blanco, Lil Dicky (Dave Burd), and Dave’s wife, Kristin Batalucco.  With more than 18 hidden cameras rigged throughout Dave and Kristin’s LA home, the show brings viewers inside an intimate hang with the hosts' real-life friendships and the guests that pop in.</p>
<p><br></p>
<p>This isn’t a formal interview show. They might cook, record a song, play a game, or simply hang out. Blending elements of a podcast, livestream, and sitcom, Friends Keep Secrets captures the magic of being in the room with the hosts and the people they cherish most.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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