Regulation Podcast

Dillbot vs Rats // RIP Air Bud & Grif [102]

Wed, 22 Apr 2026 07:00:00 -0000

Geoff, Gavin and Andrew talk about Nick takes Geoff down, rats, jalapeno squirrels, Geoff's fall, I'm getting too old for this, to live and die in LA, LA river, Air Bud, Air Steve, Red vs Blue, Robert Vince, dog knife, Burger count photos, Simpsons, headbutts, haunted house, iphone alarm problem, wakeup quick draw, roman numeral blind, the world's north, He-Man, Summer Movie League, half a wheel, taxes, rugpull, and never learn. Sponsored by Shopify. Sign up for a $1/month trial at shopify.com/regulation Support us directly at https://www.patreon.com/TheRegulationPod Stay up to date, get exclusive supplemental content, and connect with other Regulation Listeners.

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Gavin's Andrew Mistake // Who Replied? [101]

Wed, 15 Apr 2026 07:00:00 -0000

Geoff, Gavin and Andrew talk about Regulation Introduction, college, Gavin's late, iphone alarm, Mario Party March, laptop, email address, Interstellar, sleep achievements, Gemes, Gems of War, Arby's, tinting, ordering, optometrist, rat, Geoff's bathroom, couch stream, Andrew's Weird Mystery, clowns, Celtics, pet policy, wall vs ceiling, unscathed, million dollar bed, and Gavin's appearance.

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Mall Talkers - Lakeline Mall

Sun, 12 Apr 2026 13:00:00 -0000

Geoff and Eric are joined by Nick to take a walk around a once prominent Austin mall: Lakeline! What happened here? It seems like the place to go for... shoes. Maybe only shoes. Enjoy a little local chatter with Nick as we lament how maybe not every mall is back.

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Episode 100 // Gavin Gets Dongle'd [100]

Wed, 08 Apr 2026 07:00:00 -0000

Geoff, Gavin and Andrew talk about the triple digits, Andrew's bits, looking in, trapping people in a bathroom, two step, radio silence, Blindsides, potato gun, I Geoff, cold, Whoopi's gameboy, Gavin's food take, tub time, 50 year time travel, Buffalo Bills, Waymo, French, shock risk, audio problems, and piling on.

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Wheel of Record Times // Ghost Mail [99]

Wed, 01 Apr 2026 07:00:00 -0000

Geoff, Gavin and Andrew talk about early record, Nick's apology, appearances, grab M&M's, alarms, real time cat piss, Geoff's Weird Mysteries, poll results, James Bond Jr, Godzooky, Valley of Interest diorama, money on the side, toes & fingers, shaking hands, bar of soaps, soap tub, Rooms of Trust, rounders, nails vs nails, View to a Kill, Christopher Walken, immediate coffee, and 3d printed head.

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Regulation Takes 4

Sun, 29 Mar 2026 13:00:00 -0000

Get locked in: we've got more hot takes. Do you agree with these? Who has the hottest take?

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Oral Fun & Games // Manformers [98]

Wed, 25 Mar 2026 07:00:00 -0000

Geoff, Gavin and Andrew talk about candy, breath strips, mouth POGs, human salt lick, endless handtowel, record player, Earthshaker, sinking, hipster, physical media, Ghost Whisperer, 9-1-1, Herbie the Lovebug, sentient cars, Alan Wake, Optimus Prime, Roadside Research, hole games, Andrew's Baby Games, Archie's Weird Mysteries, terrible tub, the juice, mac n cheese, chicken enjoyment, pyramid of killable things, 20 percent of America, Wheel of Record Times, and Helldivers.

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4 Course Meal Food Songs Draft

Sun, 22 Mar 2026 13:00:00 -0000

We've drafted perfect 4 course meals but now AN EGG must draft their perfect 4 course meal based only on song titles. Can you make a better list of bites? Who had the best food lineup?

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Piquing Your Peak // Our Social Guy vs The Know [97]

Wed, 18 Mar 2026 07:00:00 -0000

Geoff, Gavin and Andrew talk about Action Character Draft, parmesan, mall talkers, tub fart, highguard, sirens, candle time, alarm license, police scanner, Marathon, game deception, alliance, hooky day, Twin Peaks, VHS, our social guy, Halo, Caleb again, Skate 3, end of friendship, candy bar fight, Gus, knowing the last time, watermelon, hockey hero burger, Bruce Almighty, rhino, Coldplay, Einstein x-rays, car insides, cork tug of war, and shampoop.

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Guitar Hero with AN EGG // Dillbot to Killbot [96]

Wed, 11 Mar 2026 07:00:00 -0000

Geoff, Gavin and Andrew talk about the oldest note, y2k, Pinballz, lightgun, Caleb, Disco Fever, PS3, Egg Jeopardy, tidying away, egg microwave, Give Dumb a Try, move the bog, dryer potato, golden retrievers, Air Bud Returns, Vancouver, LazarBeam, Mario Party April, the memory man, high quality tub time, the viewing hatch, Andrew's computer, Geoff's intrusive thought, and fridge disc drive.

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Action Star Draft

Sun, 08 Mar 2026 13:00:00 -0000

AN EGG get together to pick the BEST of the BEST action stars of all time. These are the actors portraying the characters so don't get it twisted. Did your picks make the list? Who won?

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Goof Day // Sunny G [95]

Wed, 04 Mar 2026 08:00:00 -0000

Geoff, Gavin and Andrew talk about Regulation Hooky, Chill Czar, flip a falcon, ipso facto, coin decision, interest rock, 360 valley of interest, Gavin puke, Sopranos, cookbooks, beef fizz, dirtbag sodas, Arnold Palmer vs Shirely Temple, evil Gavin, Fruitopia, poutine, food whimsy, roaming price, and Andrew's hole.

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Beat Up By My House // Name Things Stuff [94]

Wed, 25 Feb 2026 08:00:00 -0000

Geoff, Gavin and Andrew talk about getting McCallister'd, burger update, tall bed, wheel bed, anxious cats, tub water, Dillbot Avatar, Give dumb a try, triple audacity, business experiment, layers, Done Dumb vs TriEd It, hats, Fable 3, Condorman, fanart, Valley of Interest selfie, do whatever you want, blocked, Regulation Hooky, Zoombinis, mute kid, blind Gavin, Albert, Giant Bombcast, hide and seek boxing, & Goof World ID Card.

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90's Lost in Detroit // That's When Things Go Wrong [93]

Wed, 18 Feb 2026 08:00:00 -0000

DON'T EAT LUNCH DURING THIS EPISODE Geoff, Gavin and Andrew talk about Detroit fun, Emily's birthday, snow, airbnb key, heat tutorials, Pistons, lost, cheese chair, nacho haver, flat tire, Pudgy Penguins, Amon-Ra St Brown, the presents, clogged toilet, Taco Bell, Benihana, gamertags, the gloves, rotting meat, Gavin has a clip, valley of interest, and chair number.

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Eggs Til the Cows Come Home // Everything Broke [92]

Wed, 11 Feb 2026 08:00:00 -0000

Geoff, Gavin and Andrew talk about did you deserve to live today, Gudge Geoff, the everyman, egg sandwich, chicken sandwich, bottom pillow, Big Mac, top hat, stream starting soon, pleasantries, twitch, doctor, notifications, The Valley of Interest, Andrew's pop filters, thick desk, firmware update, Andrew's chair, food not food draft, plastic covering, thunder nuggets, other wings, Geoff's community interaction, anniversary, Fram, reboot, sitting, and LaZBoy office setup.

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Summer Movie Draft 2025 Wrap Up

Sun, 08 Feb 2026 14:00:00 -0000

A long time coming but AN EGG finally wrap up their Summer Movie Draft to see who had the best draft board. Pop some corn and kick back.

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Suspicious of Eggs // Zoo Stats [91]

Wed, 04 Feb 2026 08:00:00 -0000

Geoff, Gavin and Andrew talk about nicknames, eggs are chicken, Popeye's chicken sandwich, casserole, quiche, backwards land, broth, zucchini, height lies, phantom cck of the earth, communal ruler, foot stick, weenuses, the heights that exist, free money, community support, zoo, Nanaimo lion, Mount Benson, sandal hiking, hiking percentages, mystery dog, Philly Cheese Stakeout, how many weenuses in a Dinklage, backwards ears, rooms you've been in, F*kface mystery, have you seen this dog puzzle, cat warmth, and falling in the snow. Sponsored by Zocdoc. Go to Zocdoc.com/regulation and download the Zocdoc app to sign-up for FREE and book a top-rated doctor. #sponsored Support us directly at https://www.patreon.com/TheRegulationPod Stay up to date, get exclusive supplemental content, and connect with other Regulation Listeners.

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Gavin Has an Issue // The Miscommunication Episode [90]

Wed, 28 Jan 2026 08:00:00 -0000

Geoff, Gavin and Andrew talk about Gears 2 v 2, calendar, slack, GTA 4, coin like objects, Coin Czar, Andrew's reworked game, Andrew's big head problem, feat vs head, Gavin's Gurps, house keeping, Spring Golf League, swapping length, cables, blindfold shopping, funhouse mirrors, scrumped, pie airtag, pizza mistakes, KEA pit stop, pedal wagon supplemental, cover bands, and Austin Chronicle Day.

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Nicknames Draft 2026

Sun, 25 Jan 2026 14:00:00 -0000

For 2026, Gizmo, The Mechanick, Lil Ricky B, Baby Pepsi, and Gassy Goo pick each other's nicknames draft style but you KNOW we have to leave it up to the wheel to decide our fates. How did these nicknames turn out? Which was your favorite? Which didn't get picked that you liked? What nickname would you choose for AN EGG? Excited to have this one out so we can use them.

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Gavin's Oxygen Levels Update // Out of Context Art Prompts [89]

Wed, 21 Jan 2026 08:00:00 -0000

Geoff, Gavin and Andrew talk about food challenge, Geoff's image problems, lacation cookies, oxygen levels, Smee, egg sandwich, Tron, Jeff Bridges, Crackerjack, the pool is content, Jimmy's Tux, changing the rules, Charlie hangs around, soundtrack vs film, Steven Seagal, corndogs, art prompts, the hidden object, Skechers, a falcon tea towel, paste, games, Behind the Mirror: Inside the World of Big Brother, Mythfits, and recommendations.Check out the Episode 86 art book: https://indd.adobe.com/view/03b368ed-28d4-41a9-bc81-a57ea5062b5d

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Eggs Amongst Friends // Phone Number Confusion [88]

Wed, 14 Jan 2026 08:00:00 -0000

Geoff, Gavin and Andrew talk about Michael Irvin, retired numbers, Andrew gets to the bottom of more, Vanderpump Rules, Group 7, pecan, egg sandwich, eggs on the beef scale, Warhammer, messy Geoff, generational lameness, MarcTheFrog, FreddyTheAlligator, frog spawn, easy cheese, small grinch socks, stuck in a car, no car internals, ownership, social emergency, 811 vs 911, phone number confusion, Coin Czar, and aqua bulldozer.

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Are We Nostradamus 2026 // Regulation Supplemental

Sun, 11 Jan 2026 14:00:00 -0000

AN EGG are in a new year (Happy New Year) and they want to make some predictions for the upcoming year. You can think about it like a predictions draft, snake order and everything. Who has the gift of foresight and who has no idea what's coming down the pipe? But this time for 2026! WITNESS THE FUTURE!

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Peanut Butter & X // Smurfing Your Way Through 2026 [87]

Wed, 07 Jan 2026 08:00:00 -0000

Geoff, Gavin and Andrew talk about traffic light city, ice cream interaction, highest employees, bad sleep, sticky sandwich, mandarin orange pizza, getting ready to mix it up, cadbury eggs, Revenge of the Ninja, Smurfs, French stuff, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Kennedies, Smurf burning party, Summer movies, artistic intent, dictionaries, friggerific, Julia Roberts, Jim Carrey, year trade, Canucks, wallpaper, Google, Ghostrider, Hardcore Henry, and talk size.

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Bunce & Quince // Pig Parts Draft [86]

Wed, 31 Dec 2025 08:00:00 -0000

Geoff, Gavin and Andrew talk about 86ing, table for wallpapering, desk reveal, fun facts, B&Q, Bov Mong, tape invention, sap tap, stickiest country, Gene Wilder, pig ass, pork cuts, blade steak, Pig Parts Draft, secret mayo, white foods, womps and gloggles, FIFA Netflix, Red Dead Redemption Netflix, barista interaction, interactions, small talk, James Cromwell, President, and a ruling. Start this episode at 10:50something PM.

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Mall Talkers

Sun, 28 Dec 2025 14:00:00 -0000

Mall Walkers was already taken but Eric and Geoff have a stroll around Barton Creek mall, having a look at the pre-Christmas festivities and talk mall. Maybe we'll explore more malls, maybe we'll get more people. This is Mall Talkers.

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Geoff's Mascot Game // Deep in the Butter World [85]

Wed, 24 Dec 2025 08:00:00 -0000

Geoff, Gavin and Andrew talk about lemon in vs out, carrot dart, playground, mascots, Disco Turkeys, open tabs, pizza rats, cheese tiktok, hot dog, food cube, factor chicken meal, The Bleep Meal, soup, three course meal, 4 Course Meal Draft redux, fish hook in the ear, fishing vs catching fish, fishing jamboree, combined animal drafts, advent calendar, deep dish pizzas, historical food, the most trusted buds, Summer Movie League, Blindsides, mask, magazines, cigarettes, and bingo.

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The Coin Ordered the Coins // Gavin Free Drives with Me [84]

Wed, 17 Dec 2025 08:00:00 -0000

Geoff, Gavin and Andrew talk about anus conversations, Wicked Popcorn bucket, bathroom popcorn, 5000 coins, Ratyboy, snake bag, AMC, shame lid, transparent toilet, seat comfort, London car nap, British conversation, situation sleep, passenger responsibility, Andrew's cats, Andrew's mom, fireplace video, Jonas Bros, email, ARC Raiders, Caboose, and Gavin under protest without knowing.

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The Day the Music Died // Vin Diesel: Deep Dive [83]

Wed, 10 Dec 2025 08:00:00 -0000

Geoff, Gavin and Andrew talk about who is on one, ARC Raiders, flute solo, NFT, Scribblenauts, screensharing, Airplay, boomer tech opinions, desk standing, Gavin's setup, ebay, Analogue3D, TurboGrafix, light gun games, triple anus, casting, internet speed, FNAF, Achievement Hunter, Matthew Lillard, xXx 2, Michael Caine, movies that are other movies draft, Andrew's pillows, christmas list, Caboose, brain embarrassment, body part replacement, and Andrew's new product.

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Geoff Watched Bingo // Worth Your Weight In What [82]

Wed, 03 Dec 2025 08:00:00 -0000

Geoff, Gavin and Andrew talk about most useless fact, xXx, Vin Diesel, last words, paintball, Bingo, good bad dog movies, The Dog Who Saved Christmas, Jones Crayola, The Little Things, Poppi, biotics, fruit eating, apple emoji, annoying your parents, multiverse, The Elixir, better movies, copper, fajitas, weird tech, the state of your pikachu, Pokemon, trading, Geoff cards, collectibles, a claw machine, Disco Fever, and Vancouver Goldeneyes.

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Mysteries & Resolutions // True Colors [81]

Wed, 26 Nov 2025 08:00:00 -0000

Geoff, Gavin and Andrew talk about phone mystery, a mysterious dog, Regulation Detectives, reverse osmosis, advent calendar, Black Metal Friday, sponsorship, Ball x Pit, playing games wrong, Crackdown, Fallout 3, radio, Regulation Colors, Blobby, the most normal, Coke, Pepsi, Starbucks, percent gravity, franchises, and sushi.

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Regulation Takes 3

Sun, 23 Nov 2025 14:00:00 -0000

A single round of takes for Gavin, Andrew, Nick, and Eric because they get INTO it. Is military time really military time? What was Gavin's point anyway?

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Pretzel is like Apple // Where Do My Eyes Go? [80]

Wed, 19 Nov 2025 08:00:00 -0000

Geoff, Gavin and Andrew talk about Doomsday Heist Replay, pretzels, Koko's Bavarian, Top 5 tens, food stamina, courses, every food is different, bites, food court, alien ship, CPAP, dreams, being impressive, Hypercolor, heist, emotion shirt, boner shorts, Fred Flinstone, irrational fear, eyes, Neversoft, color change eyes, least used teeth, shark teeth and butthead gums, wisdom teeth, skill tree, 2026 guys, tattoos, passing out, end of the year round ups, Edgar Wright, and 50 states acting.

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Gavin's Delay Experiment // Horse Mode [79]

Wed, 12 Nov 2025 08:00:00 -0000

Geoff, Gavin and Andrew talk about Gavin's muted, no bad ideas, audio delay, why, Geoff errands, Geoff on hold, banking, sunglasses, best burger of the year, mustard fried, deep frieday, flavor cubes, suffer the consequences of the gruel, one bite an apple, scrapple, Quibi, streaming services, Press My Luck, newest Gurpler, room temperature, best days/worst days draft, AI Coke commercial, Dasani, evaporated Coke, and the most wrong.

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Best Combined Animals Draft

Sun, 09 Nov 2025 14:00:00 -0000

AN EGG are back and they're slamming animals together to see what fits. Some of these animals exist. Some of these animals don't. All of these animals are chosen and they are more than one animal. WHO WON?

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Geoff's New Nemesis // Are You Gurning? [78]

Wed, 05 Nov 2025 08:00:00 -0000

Geoff, Gavin and Andrew talk about Detroit trip, airport construction, F1. Clear, 6 7, TSA line, Armani suit guy, hockey, the laziest wave, fowling, Ford Museum, waitress, the worst lunch, home of the future, house cost, cider mill donuts, Belle Isle, sponsoring fish, puffer fish, gurning, vandalism, sport rules, hockey puck injury, overtime, the vibes hole, fall, sports percents, Andrew the radio guy, license for the ham zone, double sports, Shaq, Percy Pigs, The Inbetweeners, Bird Not Bird draft, Cameo, Andrew's Life Hack, Timbits, Bagel Bites, and lemonade.

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Best Days of the Year Draft

Sun, 02 Nov 2025 14:00:00 -0000

Never been a better day than these! We dive deep into the psyche of the crew to determine what are the best days? One of your best days might be the one where you listened to this. It isn't but imagine if it was!

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The Scariest Book Possible // Andrew Gets to the Bottom of It [77]

Wed, 29 Oct 2025 07:00:00 -0000

Geoff, Gavin and Andrew talk about anxiety, popup books, gotcha, 18A, Jackass, night pissing, going to bed, bedpan, Green Giant Back Miami, Mystery Hotel Hidden Objects, endings, phone numbers, video game updates, Meet New Animals, Xbox Wizard, Turko Files, buying over the phone, Larry King's keys, Joan Rivers' dog, the most scattered person, Scotty, how to watch movies, house boat, uncredited, Andrew's Movie Corner, Geoff's drink, Faygo, period accurate diner, Terry Rozier, and getting the pen.

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Bird Not Bird Draft

Sun, 26 Oct 2025 13:00:00 -0000

These are the best non-bird birds in HISTORY. AN EGG are going to run down their list of the greatest but it's up to you to decide to won. Leave a comment on who is the cock of the walk and who flew the coup.

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Geoff Breaks // Night Vision Sleeping [76]

Wed, 22 Oct 2025 07:00:00 -0000

Geoff, Gavin and Andrew talk about Connecticut style pizza, King of the Hill, junk journaling, crime scene, Andrew's chair update, xbox microphone, Smee, livestreaming, GTA Ghost Hunting, numbers, on your side, weighted eye mask, discomfort sleep, water cut off, eating before bed, sheet rotation, Squashies, sandbags, Liquid Death, Cosmic Crisp, hidden item, hearing test, ear trust, Andrew's glasses, Walton Goggins, Regulation Shirt winner, marcthefrog, and Lego Party.

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Shrimp Under Pressure // Whimsy-free [75]

Wed, 15 Oct 2025 07:00:00 -0000

Geoff, Gavin and Andrew talk about intro distraction, Gavin intros, menu substitutions, making your friend famous, MarctheFrog, community members, Survivor, The Monkey, Stephen King, upper lip, Celebrity Bear Hunt, damage control, Christmas cards, the taste that makes you crazy, Squashies, Taylor Swift, waffle, circ words, school self punishment, detention, key to the city map, hidden item in the office, Bit Barrel, Cancucks, Burndog's death metal shirt update, the TV Show Episode Game, a near Blindside, Geoff's pits, and onioning the car.

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Exhausted by Our Stupidity // Restrained Chaos [74]

Wed, 08 Oct 2025 07:00:00 -0000

Geoff, Gavin and Andrew talk about one count, Portal 2, Riot Fest, deoderant problems, surrender position, VATS sports, grocery mistakes, bad search history, mouth tape, Burndog's art, grave, Nick's plane drink, Svengoolie, unguzzable, gross Starbucks, cake pops, Nick's concerns, It's Them or Us, mosquitos, Shadow of a Doubt, killer snail, Borderlands 4, 60 frames, menus, Pigeon patches, pigeon shirt, Larry King, and drawer ranking. PIGEON DROP livestream this Friday at 4pm CT https://twitch.tv/theregulationpod and https://regulationstore.co

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Graveyard Season // Goof World Key to the Goof [73]

Wed, 01 Oct 2025 07:00:00 -0000

Geoff, Gavin and Andrew talk about full throat, enrolling graveyard, ashes, funeral, land owner, proxies, Deputy cemetary, Gamer Graveyard, iShowSpeed, keys to the city, Larry King, blind box estate sale, safe keys, Geoff playing piano, F**kface Off ball, storage unit, dinner music, new Goof World rule, pound scale, Goof vote, Goof monarchy, 5000 Regulation coins, Marc the Frog, law additions, steaks stakes, Goof color, g, mad burgers, popcorn to go, Creating Character Podcast, remodel the desk, Immortality, $200 popcorn, and duck duck goose.

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Greatest Video Games of All Time - Ranked

Sun, 28 Sep 2025 13:00:00 -0000

AN EGG are doing a different kind of draft today: a video game ranker that requires you to draft for the position you're in. The first person to pick MUST PICK the #1 video game of all time. The second person picks the #2 video game of all time, etc. We get off to a... hot start for our rankings. Let us know if you agree!

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Coupon Raccoon // Raymond SomeHair [72]

Wed, 24 Sep 2025 07:00:00 -0000

Geoff, Gavin and Andrew talk about cut off Geoff, clothed lifestyle, burger coupons, paella count, hippo movie, worst in people, Destiny 2, expired BTS sauce, consequences, self haircut, power outage, Kurt Russell Gurpler, desk problems, permenant mute state, Friendship Hall of Fame, wife best friend, accidental death holes, MindsEye, tree bodies, mummy dog, Break Show, Daddy Magic Matt Menard, Gavin's flight, Bailey's on the rocks, Santa, Garfield Kart 2, and song band names draft.

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Lore Heavy Episode // F**kface Off Season 2 [71]

Wed, 17 Sep 2025 07:00:00 -0000

Geoff, Gavin and Andrew talk about Geoff's embarrassing story, The Smell, touching smell, poisoning nature, Season 3 begins, Deputy, Chorizo and Chipotle Fritos, billboard, Gavin's frustration, getting the video, autographed baseball, rat race, surprise red boots, Mission BBQ, in the mall, Bit Barrel, The Fudgery, oversleeping, F**kface Off Season 2, freezing M&M's, chair status, fully clothed, and different cats. *NOTE: The baseball has already been found by Phallus_O_Malice.

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Regulation Takes 2

Sun, 14 Sep 2025 07:00:00 -0000

Andrew wants more hot takes and Geoff, Gavin, and Eric will provide. Whose takes are too hot to handle and whose are too cold to hold? Steelers are already 1-0.

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More/Less Annoying Now // Geoff is Back on Hot Dogs [70]

Wed, 10 Sep 2025 07:00:00 -0000

Geoff, Gavin and Andrew talk about Black Hawk Down, William Fitchner, laid low at RT, "I'm on your side," no one's advocate, Costco life hack, fart ninjas, pizza bones, bird confidence, wings, salt & pepper, a different 5, sleep deprivation, Earthshaker High Score, bingo dog, Geoff injury, extracting the fun, done with fries, Shania Twain, 1080p popcorn, Scorpio Sky, Creating Character podcast, and movie theater popcorn.

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Reverse Funeral // RegulationPigeon.com [69]

Wed, 03 Sep 2025 07:00:00 -0000

Geoff, Gavin and Andrew talk about nice, Alien Earth, Black Mirror, Timothy Olyphant, cryogenic funeral, a sad milestone, back muscle, regimented locking in, IBS, silent bathroom, cat tub, birthday suiting it, butter mattress, CPAP rain out, dreaming, Jack's bird, Geoff's Websites, eating a pigeon, a quail is a slider, Earthshaker high score, The Break Show, and squirrel burgers.

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Regulation Over/Under 2

Sun, 31 Aug 2025 13:00:00 -0000

Eric is taking Geoff, Andrew, and Gavin through another game of Over/Under and expanding their horizons just a bit. Can these boys successfully nail box office totals PLUS Mr Beast video watch counts? This video has it all. Over/Under 1 million likes on this video?

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Andrew's Answers // Rainbow Six with Ray [68]

Wed, 27 Aug 2025 07:00:00 -0000

Geoff, Gavin and Andrew talk about being fired up, cat issues, decorative napkin holders, Dr Wacko, Slop o Clock, doing our homework, prime rib, PB&J, wrapped bread, supermarket, Trials HD, Rainbow Six Vegas 2, Ray Narvaez Jr, new Gavin threats, Blaine, eating the long way, poop nose, Gus, Alien Earth, memes, Rizzler, Gavin's life hack, becoming a notary, shaving outside, and Only Game 7.

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Horse Not Horse Draft

Sun, 24 Aug 2025 13:00:00 -0000

A horse is a horse, of course, of course. And no one can talk to a horse of course. That is, of course, unless the horse is the famous Mr. Ed. He's a horse though so we can't draft him. AN EGG Horse not horse draft coming your way. Support us directly at https://www.patreon.com/TheRegulationPod Stay up to date, get exclusive supplemental content, and connect with other Regulation Listeners.

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Regulation Sausage Talk 4

Fri, 22 Aug 2025 13:00:00 -0000

Gavin called sausage so we're back to talk about everything we've been doing, is this an episode?, go to second barrel, Gavin agreeance, draft ideas, revisiting old F**kface episodes, Gavin's quarterly comment, merch, regulation questions, interviews, and livestreaming.

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Geoff the Professional // Andrew's Homework [67]

Wed, 20 Aug 2025 07:00:00 -0000

Geoff, Gavin and Andrew talk about a Gavin episode, piss dish, Geoff vs snake, Geoff vs Frisbee Golf, Geoff vs the American Woodcock, Slop o Clock stop, Bit Barrell update, Andrew's new cats, Nick treats, burger count sliders, Burger Sync, nicknames, data recovery, deleting our files, company rule, meta scores, and Portal.

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2 Important Questions & 7 Drafts // Emotional Turds [66]

Wed, 13 Aug 2025 07:00:00 -0000

Geoff, Gavin and Andrew talk about the Gurpler launch, Team G, favorite drink color, kiwi hair, First Timers Club, things only good when free, sausage link, cooking a rice, draft ideas, Sausage Talk soon, 3D printed heads, wrong names, Gavin strikes update, hamburger year, Regulation Site, auction, growing mustard, vinegar, smelling salts, Andrew injury, Geoff's concussions, and AH mode.

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Regulation Takes // Regulation Supplemental

Sun, 10 Aug 2025 13:00:00 -0000

Get your opinions ready and prepare for some hot takes from Andrew, Eric, Nick, and Gavin. In regulation takes, we throw out some half formed opinions that we feel strongly about and see how they land. Everyone gets two and we imagine the audience will have a lot to say about them. What are your takes on our takes?

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An Interview With Pencil Judge and Survivor Star Shauhin Davari // Regulation Interview

Fri, 08 Aug 2025 13:00:00 -0000

Andrew and Geoff spend twenty minutes talking with the Regulation legend Shauhin Davari! We get into things such as should Andrew still have to eat the pencil? What is island living like? Plus some definitive rulings on some long running Regulation debates.

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Donkey Kong 65 // In This Economy? [65]

Wed, 06 Aug 2025 07:00:00 -0000

Geoff, Gavin and Andrew talk about Rob Zombie, banana desire, Dunston Checks Out, Gavin tasks, Grounded 2, the pinball machine, cleaning the office, dismantling the auction item, cardboard mountain, live music, the flattest sandwich, Andrew's mom's ankle, Happy Gilmore 2, CBS, Shauhin Davari, calendar issues, Carla Gugino, reject the cookies, favorite cookies, soft bacon, grilling, and final dog count.

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Cut Man Dry Style // Hot Dog Limit? [64]

Wed, 30 Jul 2025 07:00:00 -0000

Geoff, Gavin and Andrew talk about Imhotep, vaseline, dry rub, circumcision, hairline, animal hair, Turkey assumptions, EPO tent, Lance Armstrong, 100% ankles, intestines, ebikes, dogged out, off the dog?, The Edge, Bart the Bear, Bronson Pinchot, Hitman Map, the radio, santa claus demons, Greg the Bunny, bear disease, slug lifespan, bats, organized animals, mosquitos, slug redemption, Changing Lanes, and picture posting.

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4 Course Meal Draft // Regulation Supplemental

Sun, 27 Jul 2025 13:00:00 -0000

AN EGG are ringing the dinner bell and setting the menu for their ultimate 4 course meals. Everyone goes in a different direction, some you'll agree with and some you won't, but in the end it's all about which dinner you're ready to chow down on. Vote on our Patreon to determine the ultimate 4 course meal and let us know if some people's 4th course is a course at all!

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Geoff's in Trouble // Things Andrew Has Learned [63]

Wed, 23 Jul 2025 07:00:00 -0000

Geoff, Gavin and Andrew talk about Geoff out of town, recording time, changing the time, Gurplers AUGUST 1 @ 1PM CT, Gurpler vid, potato colors, apple throwing, a nose accident waiting to happen, the double dot, Rascal Flatts, Seasons, /O/ vs |O|, pinball, Geoff and Gavin on the phone, Geoff pissed his shirt, Nunya Neighborhood Bar, accountability for the Mayor of Goof World, outside robot, Dan gets it, Clutch My Pearls, promoting with Adam Savage, Gavin's 2025 Threat, and fart hard.

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Pants On Panton Panting // Portapotty Popcorn Bucket/Urn [62]

Wed, 16 Jul 2025 07:00:00 -0000

Geoff, Gavin and Andrew talk about tongue tired, eyes tired, pants funeral, ash nug, Lebowski'd, snake incident, tongue sleeves, Popcorn Bucket Urn, Regulation Benches, somber bench dedication, pillow mountain new layer, adventures, Nick, jailbreak your cart, Garfield Kart 2, Road Craft, MindsEye, video game glitches in real life, sprinting neighbor, GOAT roster, NBA draft, anticipation, and E3.

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Regulation Feud 2

Sun, 13 Jul 2025 13:00:00 -0000

The MUCH anticipated Regulation Feud Part 2 is here! We definitely didn't forget about it and we for sure had it right here on the schedule for a long time. You've been chomping at the bit and here's your reward. WHO WINS?!

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Geoff's Kerfuffle & A Half // Engaging in the Doggery [61]

Wed, 09 Jul 2025 07:00:00 -0000

Geoff, Gavin and Andrew talk about Geoff's fuffle, lightning strike, carless DFW, travel innovation fun, skydiving, more emails, lifetime dog count, Frazier's Long & Low, smash dogs, buns, serial killer update, Minnesota, spaghetti, leasing cars, car life hack, change color, a new thing, Jack's bird, and judging a book by its cover.

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Andrew's Goof World // 4 Ways to Make an Egg [60]

Wed, 02 Jul 2025 07:00:00 -0000

Geoff, Gavin and Andrew talk about what is eating, M&Ms, ball knuckler, rich guy jobs, house selling, Gavin life hacks are back, Regulation Time Zone, what time it currently is, Sigma Derby, winning in Vegas, Nick's wife's baked potato, Potato Flag, potato autopsy, mashed potato colors, potainting vs paintato, deviled eggs, mushroom parm, flipping a coin, a gold coin, The Bit Barrell, & emails.

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Silvio Spaghetti // Napkin & A Grandpa [59]

Wed, 25 Jun 2025 07:00:00 -0000

Geoff, Gavin and Andrew talk about Andrew vs Gavin, no strikes June, Gavin's trip, paella count, Jim Carrey homework, Nick's the smartest, IQ, fiction, oh behave, pasta, udon, ipod, worse bread, dinner roll teens, Geoff's Lifetime Ban, fan interaction, Lazer Team 3, Geoff's first pitch, Shin Lim, and the mob museum.

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Snake Closeness // Gavin vs Squirrels [58]

Wed, 18 Jun 2025 07:00:00 -0000

Geoff, Gavin and Andrew talk about false start, Oops all Erics, Geoff thoughts, living to 100, killing Nick, Squirrels bathroom, piss smell, coffee shops everywhere, Why?, bog roll whipping, Geoff's raccoons, hockey sticks, squirrel grill, playing hooky, best feelings, extra sleep, Labubuing, Snoopy Tamagotchi, childhood aesthetic, Makoko Monoco Labubu, Furby, portapotty prank, Gavin's on set medic, stopping a prank, and healing Gavin.

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Back on the Pap // Low Stakes Blame [57]

Wed, 11 Jun 2025 07:00:00 -0000

Geoff, Gavin and Andrew talk about Gavin's mucus mistake, weak tissue, stomach pump, toad in a hole, invention of the stomach pump, The Pit, autopsy simulator, Gumpler, Andrew's dentist, good kip, Gavin took Nick's mouse, mouse limits, strikes, deconstructing the track, regulation foley work, cheek theft, fart bass, human mr potatohead, bacon bits, bacon bits blaster, revolving condiments, inside out spaghetti, a guess, catching a traitor, and a group text.

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Robots Draft

Sun, 08 Jun 2025 13:00:00 -0000

Since becoming a robot, Andrew has had bots on the brain so AN EGG get together to draft the best of them? Do these mechanical monsters stack up in the order selected or is there a malfunction at the junction with some of these picks? Which robots are on your list? Robots draft is GO! Support us directly at https://www.patreon.com/TheRegulationPod Stay up to date, get exclusive supplemental content, and connect with other Regulation Listeners.

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Childhood Bedroom Mall // The Lyrics of Panama [56]

Wed, 04 Jun 2025 07:00:00 -0000

Geoff, Gavin and Andrew talk about second puberty, the mall line, lush bathtub, Gavin's strike realization, annoying Geoff, truth tone, what way do you shower, Nick isn't doing well, godzilla roar, drinking dog, visualizing pain, game of thrones, Charmed, ships in Panama, Childhood shows, the 80s were different, Shauhin in the discord, Marc the Frog, fridge turkey, attic consoles, Summer Movie League Trophy, summer movie update, Megalopolis, toilet quiz, shaving with Chris, Labubu, a bucket of shoes, hand me up clothes, mingage, the pants of the foot, Gavin's blank game, and Achievement City.

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Regulation Sausage Talk 3

Fri, 30 May 2025 13:00:00 -0000

We just hit our 1 year anniversary so AN EGG wanted to get together for another Sausage Talk. They cover robot Andrew, wanting to do more, focus, wearing a lot of hats, twitch, Year 2, best moments, scouting offices, white powder, Gavin teaches cress, biggest surprise, most anticipated game, rereleasing merch, tandem bike stunt, and Nick & Gavin's show.

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American Gavin // Andrew's Official Tom Cruise Ranking [55]

Wed, 28 May 2025 16:34:00 -0000

Geoff, Gavin and Andrew talk about Behind the Mask hangover, hot dog hangover, Nick's consumption, dog spread, ratrods, Bret with One T, Rascal Gavin, Geoff catching foul balls, menu typo, upcoming sausage talk, draft tease, Nic Cage movies, Equalizer, Tom Cruise movies, best actor with worst stinkers, Gizmo & Dillbot, laziest thumbnail, Gavin & Nick's Show, food served in itself, 3D printing heads, oyster record, horse attribution, and animal foods.

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Regulation Over/Under

Sun, 25 May 2025 13:00:00 -0000

Geoff's away so the GANE will play, and today they play a game Eric put together called Regulation Over/Under. We're pitting two movies against each other and its our job to figure out if the first movie made more or less than the second movie. We'll keep going until we get it wrong. We learn a lot in this one like if this game is fun and if 6 movies made a billion dollars.

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Behind the Mask // Gumpler [54]

Wed, 21 May 2025 07:00:00 -0000

Geoff, Gavin and Andrew talk CPAP Segment, Geoff's serial killer update, chicken wing, pencil chewing, Survivor, Shauhin the falcon, Pencil 2 & P3ncil, Predator issues, Losin It, first pubic viewing, Hot Dog, Lil Geoffy the cat, human waste in the home depot, panic pee in the depot, eye contact piss roulette, Bovril shot out of a Gumpler, Bob the Prankster, hitman text messages, phone number memorization, the first thing that impressed Gavin, where it all went wrong with humanity, the last time Andrew wore pants, the audience has a clip, and ending with Behind the Mask.

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Season 2 // All Day Morning [53]

Wed, 14 May 2025 07:00:00 -0000

Geoff, Gavin and Andrew talk about audience keeps our sheets clean, Summer Movie Draft debacle, Gavin in charge, Andrew clarification, King of Breakfast appearances, spaghetti pancakes, Greg'd at McDonald's, giant TV, it doesn't fit, first TV, serial killer update, Geoff strike idea, portapotty popcorn bucket, Rocco's buckets, Rizzler Sizzler, wrong file, publicilty chicken, and Behind the Mask.

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Season Finale // Hey Man [52]

Wed, 07 May 2025 07:00:00 -0000

Geoff, Gavin and Andrew talk about Gavin has a question, wrecking a bowl, courtesy tank, the lighthouse of shit, additional dogs, non strike, patch shirt, Mario Party Anniversary, company removal, church, Minority Report, Geoff's trilogy, Equalizer vs John Wick, Legend, Far & Away, Geoff's Cereal Game, the color of life, O technology, original toaster, This is a bit: 3YJUaXK and a gleeking revelation.

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Gavin on TV // The Rules of Time Machine Baseball [51]

Wed, 30 Apr 2025 07:00:00 -0000

Geoff, Gavin and Andrew talk about Austialian TV, Gurplers, promoting Slow Mo Guys, tail sync fight again, Gavin's favorite question, Breakfast television, GTA The Movie, Gears vs GTA, F**kface Off Season 1, Gavin strikes update, baseball analogy fight, immunity, slack vs text, saved by the tariffs, what day is it, cruises, losing power, and video game cruises.

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Summer Movie Auction 2025

Sun, 27 Apr 2025 13:00:00 -0000

After the success of last year’s summer movie auction, AN EGG are back to put their money where their movies are in this auction for summer supremacy. Can Andrew repeat his success or has everyone else learned how the game is played? Which movies were the biggest bargains and which are the biggest busts? Let us know in the comments and sound off on who you think is going to win this year’s battle.

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Geoff vs The Universe // Getting Delicate [50]

Wed, 23 Apr 2025 07:00:00 -0000

Geoff, Gavin and Andrew talk about Geoff is back, long flight, So... Alright, Russian driver, a plane ride, bailey's on the rocks, mile high puke club, six saltines, puke preferences, friendly skies, Rizzler, Virtual Weapon, Andrew's Fall Guys haunting, Limbo, Call of Duty Modern Warfare, Geoff the anus guy, helium fart, saffron, ice cream pranks, rarity scale, Big Bounce again, Deep Impact, shockwaves, and exploding houses.

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Small Park Bites // Mario Party Confession [49]

Wed, 16 Apr 2025 07:00:00 -0000

Geoff, Gavin and Andrew talk about Float Your Goat, baseball food, 30 strikes and you're out, Limbo, Nick Boots, CPAP sound, box tickets, sneezing from where, hate naps, Mario Party stars, Andrew loses Meg some more, earthquake bath, permenant state of damp, rich people pajamas, Timeline, Geoff is the real villain, british words, movie time distance, spoofs, Summer Movie Battle, and Kicker Picker Winner.

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End of Our Mental Rope // Knife Drone Fight [48]

Wed, 09 Apr 2025 07:00:00 -0000

Geoff, Gavin and Andrew talk about running out of water, the most british sounding words, files, cable storage, 6 player Worms, Andrew has a clip, wrong names, losing it, tail sync threshold, haunted house dragon, Geoff's dark mystery, serial killer diet coke, the audience has a clip, knife drone, Geoff's bad game, and Geoff's Movie Game.

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Do Woman Really Have One Less Rib // Coziest Body Part [47]

Wed, 02 Apr 2025 07:00:00 -0000

Geoff, Gavin and Andrew talk about episode numbers, dipping your foot in the heel pool, ribs placement, measure at the skin, cozy, human defenses, battery life, stadium ashes, go panthers, death fog horn, time theories with Andrew, real life QTEs, CPAP, ordering ribs, turkey eggs, falcon retrieval, horse eggs, adult lunchables, ABCDEFBitch, recording bincoulars, philly cheese stakeout continued, Mario Party March ending, and trying to talk on the phone.

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Peeves Draft

Sun, 30 Mar 2025 13:00:00 -0000

AN EGG have some annoyances they want to get off their chests and the best way to do it is a draft. Are their displeasures lining up with yours or are you irritated with their picks? Is you peeve their peeves or are you peeved? Who won?

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No Longer an Andrew Sympathizer // The Nick & Cranny meets Nick's Knacks [46]

Wed, 26 Mar 2025 07:00:00 -0000

Geoff, Gavin and Andrew talk about Meg's change of heart, Gavin's computer crashing, Worms is 6 players, first Let's Play video, third times a charm, Mario Party March, dart boards, hot spoon vs cold spoon, condiment fork, antiques, tendrbendr, truck nuts, taste bud nationality, and Wheel of Games.

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Johnny Horizon // Sleep Re-education [45]

Wed, 19 Mar 2025 07:00:00 -0000

Geoff, Gavin and Andrew talk about inhaling popcorn, a Nick intro, mail crime, Nick and Eric hang out, philly cheese steakout, Andrew's trophy reveal, dickhead calisthenics, Olympic of Costco Guys, Smashing Sportsman, Johnny Horizon, friends with Snoopy, Root Bear, Chilly Dog, Meg the Andrew Sympathizer, eating speed, Andrew's CPAP, and Mario Party March.

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A Retraction // Andrew Transformers Panton [44]

Wed, 12 Mar 2025 07:00:00 -0000

Geoff, Gavin and Andrew talk about the nicknames, Bloody Steve, Boss Hogg, CT Scan, bean hole beans, Acclaim, Optional middle name, CPAP story, filling the cup, Way of the Gun, eye masks, night hogs, edge sleeping, bed backstop, handyman, fake names, charcuterie, cursive, everstein, sleep amnesia, unstoppable on another continent, and falling asleep playing games.

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Mouse Hunt Watchalong // Regulation Supplemental

Sun, 09 Mar 2025 13:00:00 -0000

A while back we let the Falcons choose which movie we should watch and the overwhelming majority chose Mouse Hunt (1997.) Two stumblebum inheritors are determined to rid their antique house of a mouse who is equally determined to stay where he is. Rent the movie and watch along with AN EGG.

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The Worst Intro // Geoff's Gross Stories [43]

Wed, 05 Mar 2025 08:00:00 -0000

Geoff, Gavin and Andrew talk about morning DJ, midnight bathroom nightmare, Mario Party March bribery, Andrew's clip, pickled gopher feet, psych outs, travel bags, Gavin's collection, Gurplid, Gurpler Silencer, ball news, flamingo kick, Disneyland, Geoff's absolutely disgusting stories, the night plunger, Geoff's new tattoo, Freudian snap, Survivor, faked vacations, floor donut fiasco, and phone text problems.

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CUMBCAR // Mystery Blood [42]

Wed, 26 Feb 2025 08:00:00 -0000

Geoff, Gavin and Andrew talk about Nicknames, knuckle method continued, electric toilet seat, we didn't get the office yet, license plate, Geoff's Deja Vu nightmare, stickiness, Gurplid, bathroom water, Muglnir, bloodiest friend, home alone, Mario Party March, Andrew's headboard, Gavin's prediction, Wemby out, Pencil Judge Survivor, and Slack.

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Nicknames Draft // Regulation Supplemental

Sun, 23 Feb 2025 14:00:00 -0000

For 2025, AN EGG pick each other's nicknames draft style but you KNOW we have to leave it up to the wheel to decide our fates. How did these nicknames turn out? Which was your favorite? Which didn't get picked that you liked? What nickname would you choose for AN EGG? Excited to have this one out so we can use them.

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On Skwinkles Time // Ball Hands vs Poo Ear [41]

Wed, 19 Feb 2025 08:00:00 -0000

Geoff, Gavin and Andrew talk about Andrew's file setup, homework, fruit sins, Peter Gabriel, knuckle up, orangutan, dumb day, the particles, new word Geoff hates, in a food hurry, Andrew has a clip, ketchup, beaver lies, is she good at nature, rare fruit, and different names in different places.

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Gurpler This Friday // Who Onion'd? [40]

Wed, 12 Feb 2025 08:00:00 -0000

Geoff, Gavin and Andrew talk about the one off, Gurplers, Andrew's sleep injury, bad analogy, the On Time Machine, GTA problems, Call of Dirty, wikipeevia, Skwinkles & Salsaghetti taste test, onion car, bandanas, sack speedbag, So, Alright, emergency podcast, Andrew's alerts, apnea, and the true mind table.

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Involuntary Screams // Andrew's Mind Table [39]

Wed, 05 Feb 2025 08:00:00 -0000

Geoff, Gavin and Andrew talk about a nickname draft, nutmeg, Geoff's dog bite, sports penalties, helium, balloon backpacking, Gurpler, the table, No Scrumping & Protected by Falcons signs, Regulation Discord, Tuxedo fact, Gavin's drawing, tasting with fingertips, tongue glove, the Fruit Demon, Garth Brooks, and a Kelly Brook poster.

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Are We Nostradamus // Regulation Supplemental

Sun, 02 Feb 2025 14:00:00 -0000

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xXxPissxXxRatxXx // Gurpl-tines Day [38]

Wed, 29 Jan 2025 08:00:00 -0000

Geoff, Gavin and Andrew talk about when is a year old, classic vs vintage, wine years, subculture vernacular, new nicknames, Nickname Draft, burlesque, V for Vendetta Urban Show, Guy Fawkes, how'd the eye get up there, sports money sports improvements, Gavin in the lab, Geoff in the lab, fruit Big Mac, future Gurplers, run through the hurt tunnel, and Mouse Hunt watchalong.

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Regulation Sausage Talk 2

Sun, 26 Jan 2025 14:00:00 -0000

A lot has happened over the last 6 months so ANEGG want to get together for another Sauasge Talk. They cover Regulation summary, content gap release, supplemental days, business, merch, falcon questions, old bets, scheduling, name change, challenges/rewards, get out of Greg free card, Are We Nostradamus, and Wheel of Decades.

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Snow Day Watchalong // Regulation VOD

Fri, 24 Jan 2025 14:00:00 -0000

AN EGG got together with the Falcons to watch Snow Day! This was the result of Andrew winning the Summer Movie Auction and everyone is subjected to a Nickelodeon "classic." When a school in upstate New York is snowed in, a group of students hi-jack a plow to keep the school closed. Rent the movie and watchalong in a Regulation fashion.

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A Bog Standard Skwinkle // Secrecy to a Hole [37]

Wed, 22 Jan 2025 08:00:00 -0000

Geoff, Gavin and Andrew talk about RIP David Lynch, movies in focus, Skwinkle Chunks, grapes like peas, fruit turducken, GTA, Protected by Falcons again, three milk cakes, Eric vs Tequila, Geoff vs tummy rumbles, Hot Dog Olympics, sunglasses in the ocean, alien sports bar, Gavin's football text, sports improvements, Movie Year Draft & Ranking, Chad, accumulating bars, what is hibernation, alcohol rodents, seasonal belly button, and clones.

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Defend Myself Again // GTA Series Mondays? [36]

Wed, 15 Jan 2025 08:00:00 -0000

Geoff, Gavin and Andrew talk about first time talking this year, coffee, mental decline, GTA Heist issues, tv medicine, Marvel Rivals nicknames, Gavin has a clip, syncing, GTA videos, the bail button, gameless Gavin, cpap gas, fart match, dreams, great sleep, bog roll folders, Mouse Hunt is Home Alone 3, movie lengths, Cool as Ice, Andrew's new way to watch movies, reboots, and quality.

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Living in a World of Of Course // Geoff's Hardwire Setup [35]

Wed, 08 Jan 2025 08:00:00 -0000

Geoff, Gavin and Andrew talk about of course, text a family member about corn, cart locking technology, Perrier problems, movies that take place in each state, Regulation Movie Map, GTA V vs Tetris, future tech, Whoopee (1930), renting the pyramids, Gavin & Nick play one level a year LASO, Mario Party Month, tripping hazard, jaw adjustment, falling into the toilet as a fix, eating ALL the parts of the chicken, video game milestone, ideaIT Follows, and Geoguesser prompts.

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Geoff's Series of Unfortunate Events // What is a Bagel? [34]

Wed, 01 Jan 2025 08:00:00 -0000

Geoff, Gavin and Andrew talk about what channel was 34, channel surfing, 6 gifts for 3 people, Origin PC support, top 3 fear zones, the postal strike, the timer, bagel redux, blindfold dogs, listen, are branches free, miscommunications, the Nick monkey mask, double or double, bottle cap snapper, Eraserhead, Twin Peaks, Scooby Doo Family Tree, licorice, and dog run rules.

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BLINDSIDE: TIME OUT: The Truth About HIV, AIDS and You // Regulation Supplemental

Sun, 29 Dec 2024 14:00:00 -0000

Andrew uses his Blindside and you're seeing it. Join AN EGG as they learn with Arsenio Hall about AIDS in the very early 90s. We had to put it on Patreon because Youtube would never allow you to see the whole thing. Watch and learn along with Luke Perry, Pauly Shore, Kirstie Alley, Jaleel White, Sinbad, and more. Oh man.

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Fastest Tube Crawler // Public Coke Freestyle Machine [33]

Wed, 25 Dec 2024 08:00:00 -0000

Geoff, Gavin and Andrew talk about Merry Christmas, human dog show, italian tube confidence, dry needling, nostril holes = mouth size?, hot dog nostril, Indiana Jones, the staredown, falling, Trap movie, sarsaparilla, on tap, Coke Freestyle, Gavin the neighbors guy, the most important series of the day, hot dogs, marsoupial, the most soupable marsupial, bat not bat draft, a person enthusiast, and bomb diffusal.

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Action Movie Ranking // Regulation Supplemental

Sun, 22 Dec 2024 14:00:00 -0000

ANEGG are bringing their top action movies before the group then ranking them to determine the best action movies of all time. Geoff has a theme, not everyone has seen all of these, but there are some definite agreements & disagreements going on throughout. Where do your favorites rank on this list? What movies are must sees? Did you like Geoff's theme?

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Chew & Tear // Two Regrets: Racoons & Corn [32]

Wed, 18 Dec 2024 08:00:00 -0000

Geoff, Gavin and Andrew talk about done with bagels, best thing since sliced bread, BLTs, a tough chew, the highest rated meal, low ceiling, the potagel, why delete, popcorn seeds, default jelly flavor, Ultimate Sheep Racoon, M&M, finding out the vanilla of each food, Gavin & Nick combo, the Grey Poupon of Fast & Furious movies, different Double 0's, sequel fatigue, slug guzzler, weird alternate posters, Snow Day, and the coldest part of your body.

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Geoff's Thanksgiving Troubles // WOW Items [31]

Wed, 11 Dec 2024 08:00:00 -0000

Geoff, Gavin and Andrew talk about good thanksgiving, Branson Missouri, Geoff vs the hotel, phantom mouth pain, wrinkles, christmas with the kranks, boxing themed gifts, signs, backing in, Eric's thanksgiving, poutine, worst products, bath salts, worst of the week, Gurpler update, Gurp in the dark, trail mix, and Andrew going with the flow.

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Regulation Feud

Sun, 08 Dec 2024 14:00:00 -0000

The crew has formed to play some classic Feud! With the help of our community we made a survey across various subjects that we will square off against. Divided into two teams it's a battle of who knows the audience best in a game of Regulation Feud.

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$50,000 or Click a Mouse // Eating this Drink Wrong [30]

Wed, 04 Dec 2024 08:00:00 -0000

Geoff, Gavin and Andrew talk about clicks or cash, dream talking, first thoughts of the day, the throat down, least cool injuries, geo-bingo pitch, geo-scavenger, cranberry dilemma, Geoff the Lil Rascal, coffee shop dilemmas, potato range, fastest destruction, Interior Chinatown, LOST in other shows, and Geoff tries a drink.

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Shallow Conversation Pool // Advent Calendar Videos [29]

Wed, 27 Nov 2024 08:00:00 -0000

Geoff, Gavin and Andrew talk about Blindside to the wheel, similarities in 28, not for sale signs, not for sign sign, escalator repair, twinkies soap, Wal Mart McDonald's smells great, Gurpler talk, Advent Calendar all December on Patreon for free for members, hot sauce tolerance, Gears of War, COD skins, regulation trailmix, and regulators.

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These are the New Standards // Regulators Episode 1

Sun, 24 Nov 2024 14:00:00 -0000

In Regulators, we have set out to choose the regulation version of everything but the important twist: not all 5 members of the show can be present for an episode. Each episode will bring a different group arguing and debating what the regulation version of your favorite items are. Let us know what you think of our choices.

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Making Sleep // Geoff's Long Drive Home [28]

Wed, 20 Nov 2024 08:00:00 -0000

Geoff, Gavin and Andrew talk about special number 28, bookcase guy, Gears of War recordings, hot dog desk, previous Episode 28, Borderlands, space wheel, a lot of shapes, puzzles, Jerry Jones vs The Sun, Galveston, Throat Goat, hard drive magnets, and knives.

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Must Answer to Never Answer World // The Rabbit Weasel Safeword [27]

Wed, 13 Nov 2024 08:00:00 -0000

Geoff, Gavin and Andrew talk about unspecial 27, dogs & cream, classic games modified, Sausage Talk, mouse holes, magnetic hide and seek, Geoff's lifehack, Nick Castellanos, The Equalizer, phone etiquette, Andrew's landline, Gears of War, Gavin vs Andrew, world record podcast, Zombies, when is stealing stealing, apple pay, QR code mix em ups, vinyl, names are things, lead the team, and TVs.

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Kicker Picker Repicker // Regulation Supplemental

Fri, 08 Nov 2024 14:00:00 -0000

We're half way through the NFL Season so we figured we'd spice up the Kicker Picker we did earlier with some redrafting. The rules are simple, right? What's with the wheel? What's with the second wheel? WHAT'S WITH THE THIRD WHEEL??? This video changes the course of Regulation forever.

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Gavin the Spaghetti Rabbit // Do You Want to Break the Server? [26]

Wed, 06 Nov 2024 08:00:00 -0000

Geoff, Gavin and Andrew talk about immediate retraction, bipable animals, sauces, GTA, Hot Dog list, Pokemon, Neopets cards, hot dog card, championship belt, the mouse hole, whole house vacuum system, animal holes, shy iphone, unlocked phone, app commitment, the wrong way to eat, Geoff's Life Hack, Andrew's game, Geoff's merch pitches, and 20,000 drawings.

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Summer Movie Draft Recap // Regulation Supplemental

Fri, 01 Nov 2024 13:00:00 -0000

After a successful summer at the movies, AN EGG get together to break down the good, the bad, and the ugly of the whole summer movie draft. Who came out on top and who flopped hardest? Which movies would you have drafted and which were the biggest sleeper hits for you? Grab your popcorn and grab a seat.

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We Is Not Me Part 2 // Hide and Speak [25]

Wed, 30 Oct 2024 07:00:00 -0000

Geoff, Gavin and Andrew talk about Geoff on Gavin's lap, Gavin vs Andrew Audio vs Video, weasel move, the British Weasel, drinking carrot juice, incense fires, rat mall, sunday driving, hide and speak, ratcraft, roadside retractions, find the building, Gavin voice memos, return to the HAM zone, deleted farts, quiet place, sea of thieves, streaming, external storage, and hot dog paranoia.

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Horror Movie Bundle Draft // Regulation Supplemental

Sun, 27 Oct 2024 13:00:00 -0000

AN EGG put together their best horror movie bundles in a draft that sort of makes sense once you get into it. Imagine you're at Wal Mart and you've got $10 to spend on a horror movie bundle DVD pack. That's what we're building out here. Which value pack is the best? Who wins? Who missed out?

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Self Crapulance // Andrew Sleeps With His Eyes Open? [24]

Wed, 23 Oct 2024 07:00:00 -0000

Geoff, Gavin and Andrew talk about Gavin's issue while editing, through the socks, Andrew's new email feature, time management, a fluid morning, a new chair, regulationstore.com, American James Bond, Gavin's time unicorn, carrot juice benefits, home runs vs carrot bites, carrot November, kicker picker, coyotes and road runners, opposite googles, and who will age Eric.

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A Sog Pod // Andrew's Chair & Email Problems [23]

Wed, 16 Oct 2024 07:00:00 -0000

Geoff, Gavin and Andrew talk about piss boy Gavin, "I'm so dumb," Tombstone Tally, Ian keychain, The Gurpler and the Regulation Store, where we are now, Andrew's chair broke, Andrew's email, Eddie Murphy nipples, Andrew's mom, nostalgia is expensive, Sylvester Stallone sprinting, Gavin's neighbors, pillows, piss baton, and technical difficulties.

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Married with Nic Cage // Reverse Engineered Stupidity [22]

Wed, 09 Oct 2024 07:00:00 -0000

Geoff, Gavin and Andrew talk about Andrew's a new man, Eric the Actor, Dr Pepper beans, the big game of puzzles, gold medal puzzling, Alice Cooper, The Wedding, England, British gameshow, office update, least important person on the podcast, pull the trigger, potatoast, why we sync 2, supplemental, cheese stitches, hot dog question, tooth update, and spit contest.

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Why We Sync // Fastball vs Linebacker [21]

Wed, 02 Oct 2024 07:00:00 -0000

Geoff, Gavin and Andrew talk about Andrew's recordings, audio syncing, getting distracted, Jolly Green Giant, hot dog enthusiasm, Matt Strahm, baseball mound, hit by a pitch vs hit by a linebacker, terminal velocity of a grape, balloon update, songs of the summer, duel of the fates, falcon tier football pick em loser, kicker picker, open faced mashed hashed cashed sandwich, puzzle times, Geoff's f**kface, and Crime Capsule.

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Who Are You? // Regulation Supplemental

Sun, 29 Sep 2024 13:00:00 -0000

"Who Are You?" is a game of deception in which one player will need to determine who if anyone is telling the truth about an opinion. In this first episode we have Nick in the hot seat trying to separate facts from lies in a standoff against Eric and Geoff. Enjoy the first episode of a new supplemental series that will have you saying who are you?

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Episode 20 is the New Episode 17 // Rat Fur Ravioli [20]

Wed, 25 Sep 2024 07:00:00 -0000

Geoff, Gavin and Andrew talk about Gavin's bonus idea, we don't have that, cheek clamping, funniest fish, octopus, eddie murphy, hot dog count, dollar dogs, kid foods you can't eat, chef boyardee, Geoff tooth story, Eric tooth story, presidential hats, doberman symbolism, Geoff's supplemental idea, Shmee Mode update, and Falcon Draft.

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The Pursuit of Snake Eyes // Regulation Supplemental

Sun, 22 Sep 2024 13:00:00 -0000

After evaluating all of the movie props the crew has decided to take a swing at the screen used Snake Eyes outfit. The problem is only Andrew could make the auction. Will the crew add a historic staple of the Summer of 98 to the museum? Will we be able to create the content planned with it or is this the end of the line?

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Resolution of a Cliffbanger // Smee uses Gavin's Office [19]

Wed, 18 Sep 2024 07:00:00 -0000

Geoff, Gavin and Andrew talk about Andrew's reboot continued, the non-existent blue raspberry, discontinued draft, curly whirly squirrely accents, video stores, 31 flavors challenge, restaurant ordering, the cat piss room, gin, contact sunglasses, auction update, the tuxedo, The Crow, Soapbox derby, cheese vs tires, Spummer Summer, and Geoff's Facts.

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Kicker Picker 2024 // Regulation Supplemental

Thu, 12 Sep 2024 13:00:00 -0000

Andrew has put together a comprehensive list of every starting kicker for every NFL team at the start of the 2024 season. ANEGG must go through and draft their ultimate kicker team to score the most points. A point after attempt is worth 1 point, a field goal is worth 3. The score is tallied and added as we go. Who would you kick pick?

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Celestial Glorbosis: Of Peace and Poimals // Mashed Potatoast [18]

Wed, 11 Sep 2024 07:00:00 -0000

Geoff, Gavin and Andrew talk about being gone, yelling at Gavin, Heists, the smut, poimal dog, worst words, Pico Park coaching, positive refinforcement, Andrew's balloon, lake ramp, fish cornbread, sandwich creation, where to cough, hot dog count, Andrew's desktop, reboot, and a cliffbanger.

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Olympics Over/Under Results // Dog Days of Summer [17]

Wed, 04 Sep 2024 07:00:00 -0000

Geoff, Gavin and Andrew talk about Mr Worldwide, correct vibes, box office draft update, You're Too Early, our website, health percents, Virginia dogs, Eric Sucks dot com, Doberman count, people watching, being arrested, another poll, Beverly Hills Cop, show tattoos, fax machine continuance, best third movie, dog water, and Andrew's desktop.

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Boat Day Disaster // Hot Dog Talk [16]

Wed, 28 Aug 2024 07:00:00 -0000

Geoff, Gavin and Andrew talk about natural boat disaster, river guys, dangerous on a boat, lightning strikes on water, Mindhunters, Renny Harlin, Blast & Condorman, College Football 25, doberman count, hot dog count, is a corndog a hot dog, corndog update, phone friends, alibis, Geoffs old stuff, time flies, phone battery, macbook air, Gavin vs Nick race.

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Hot Dog Math // Gavin vs Andrew [15]

Wed, 21 Aug 2024 07:00:00 -0000

Geoff, Gavin and Andrew talk about Andrew's intro, Hot Dog math, sogs, Josh Hartnett single word title, Halloween H20, M Night Shyamalan, Geoff's movie soda, doing stuff in twos, Borderlands supplemental, movies that didn't come together, Andrew's livestream, Mario Party stream, Rock Band speedrun, Gavin's lifehack, engagement ring, Olympics update, and who is fastest.

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What 3 Words Locations // The Most Boring 90 Minutes [14]

Wed, 14 Aug 2024 07:00:00 -0000

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Geoff, Gavin and Andrew talk about New York Grooves & others, a music refresh, Geoff's boring life, taking advantage of flags, misheard lyrics, picnic table credit, we'll never be Blaine, Gavin is still weird, headphone hell, limbo living, half the pack, stupid chickens, hot dog research, how many hot dogs is the moon, clicker game, Twisters sounds, and Twisters dog.

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A Baker's Dozen // The Brimley Trap [13]

Wed, 07 Aug 2024 07:00:00 -0000

Geoff, Gavin and Andrew talk about best place to get a sunburn, beverage dilemma, whiff test, cleaning out Andrew's fridge, Andrew's desk, Twisters, Deadpool & Wolverine, glory hole balls, House Heck, exploding zapper, exploded hose, swim raccoon, what is an EMP, what do things sound like, and the finishing of the smut.

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Go For the Gold // Olympics Over/Under Draft

Thu, 01 Aug 2024 13:00:00 -0000

ANEGG got together, in the spirit of sports, to pick which countries will get over or under their projected gold medal count. Will the USA take home more than ever? Which team will fall short? What are the vibes of every nation? Join Andrew the Vibes Connoisseur and everyone else as they go for the gold themselves.

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Better Than the Quiz with Balls // Annihilated by Falcons [12]

Wed, 31 Jul 2024 07:00:00 -0000

Geoff, Gavin and Andrew talk about bakers dozen, drinks draft, Andrew's Game of Features, Twisters, Geoff & Eric the falcons, shitter thoughts, stalked by The Cranberries, happy endings, toenail dream, boring dream, ignoring dream Meg, happiest time, 4 day weekend, beat up when you quit, Sea of Thieves fiasco, the sunburn, and a flub draft.

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Sausage Talk // Supplemental

Sun, 28 Jul 2024 13:00:00 -0000

ANEGG get together for their first Sausage Talk since becoming Regulation Podcast. They get into the transition of to the new show, what it's been like, the future of the company, plus they answer Patreon subscriber questions sent in by you. We want to thank everyone for supporting us before the transition and since. We're really excited about what we're doing, where we're going, and to have you along for the ride with us.

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This is What This Means // Deceptive Short or Sneaky Tall [11]

Wed, 24 Jul 2024 07:00:00 -0000

Geoff, Gavin and Andrew talk about back to back recordings, tub sleeping continued, Andrew's tumble, spilled boba, Andrew's Movie Profession game, Bone Collector, Gavin shaving, mirror houses, 3d printed house, Andrew's presents, inverse lap, foot forearm, NBA backs, tall off, overcoming fears, vacuum seals, John Caviar, worst sounds, least favorite songs draft, and a lawn update.

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Geoff Sounds Too Good // Nick is Chaos [10]

Wed, 17 Jul 2024 07:00:00 -0000

Geoff, Gavin and Andrew talk about whiskey discord, Andrew's desk solutions, DIY, quiz with balls, new gameshow ideas, Michigan makes you shit, soccer, using Slack, meeting times, 6 day weekend, Heists, The Gavin Effect, Twitch streaming, pinball bet beginnings, Fishing, Andrew's fear, bit updates, and organic podcast growth ideas.

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Drinks Draft

Sun, 14 Jul 2024 13:00:00 -0000

ANEGG get together to draft the best non-alcoholic drinks in existence. Who makes the most refreshing list and who ends up all wet? Let us know in the comments who won and also how you feel about the whole coffee thing.

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How Gavin Shaves // Regulation Throatler [9]

Wed, 10 Jul 2024 07:00:00 -0000

Geoff, Gavin and Andrew talk about outside shaving, community shaving, Andrew's shave box, voodoo, respectfully, eliminating face work, the 2 year catch up, shipping to Canada, not puzzle ready, throat goat desk width, fixing Andrew's desk setup, buying wood, holding water, the Throatler, spoons, top tier national day, tracer ball, badminton, Gavin's clippings, movie auction update, and Olympic draft?

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Fear Diagram // Andrew Playing Elden Ring Wrong [8]

Wed, 03 Jul 2024 07:00:00 -0000

Geoff, Gavin and Andrew talk about angry Nick, regulation fears, the highest you've been, what's the lowest cliff, our grocery store short stories, amazon masks, Elden Ring, elite Peggle competitions, pomegranate & wasgij puzzles, increase in dobermans, talking dog draft, and completed drafts.

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Quiddlers // Steven Seagal Runs Weird [7]

Wed, 26 Jun 2024 07:00:00 -0000

Geoff, Gavin and Andrew talk about third person, franchises, Gavin's game, Cemetery Bingo, Still Wakes the Deep, doughnutcool's drawings, drafts, movie auction update https://doctor-reg.vercel.app/ , celebrities who get a pass, Steven Seagal running, Gavin's one word story, and Andrew's spinoff idea.

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The Long Back Boy of Opera // Meet 'n Sleep [6]

Wed, 19 Jun 2024 07:00:00 -0000

Geoff, Gavin and Andrew talk about video games, Peter the Regulation Fan, Italian singing continued, sniper instrument, animal butts, lawn guy results, a cooling hat, Furiosa, fart slack, pies continued, cartoon trap, Andrew's nap recipe, sleep helpers, hot chocolate, post season warning, magazine confidence, ghost tour, and immunity bullet.

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Emotional Noises // Achieving the Ultimate Nap [5]

Wed, 12 Jun 2024 07:00:00 -0000

Geoff, Gavin and Andrew talk about how Andrew gets water now, the opera, trail mix debate, toss your candy salad, Euros bet, Craigslist, Geoff breaking gas pumps, Geoff blindsides Geoff via mosquitios, pantry app, naps, hand pies, lawn guy, Clipped, and number 1 songs.

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The Cheese was My Enemy // We Haven't Lost it [4]

Wed, 05 Jun 2024 07:00:00 -0000

Geoff, Gavin and Andrew talk about who is most popular, cheese rolling, boba pearls, bug swimming pool, open concept, exploding hose, Andrew's diagram, water is a series of doors, balcony hot tub, sequel bands, Foxy Shazam, dump truck, and acquiring our rights.

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Summer Movie Auction

Sun, 02 Jun 2024 13:00:00 -0000

Andrew proposes a new kind of draft: an auction and nobody quite follows. After careful explanation and examples, the rest of AN EGG is on board to draft the biggest box office winners of the summer. Who will come out on top with the biggest bank, who will be the box office bomb, and who is seeing both parts of that Kevin Costner movie?

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Will Andrew Sit in the Chair? // Locked Out of Baked Goods [3]

Wed, 29 May 2024 07:00:00 -0000

Geoff, Gavin and Andrew talk about Andrew vs the Chair, Gavin vs the Printer, Chubby drink, cheap barrel drinks, ravens revenge, wax cola bottles, Dasani water, food you hate, we lost Geoff, backup batteries, The Matrix, Andrew's mom's bakery adventure, Homestar Runner, Bubb Rubb, Movie Auction Draft, and Spelling Bee betting.

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Out Voted to Sit in Gavin's Chair // Strong Arm Democracy [2]

Wed, 22 May 2024 14:12:00 -0000

Geoff, Gavin and Andrew talk about how your support has been greatly appreciated, Andrew's chair isn't his, Geoff's raised platform, real ghosts on Haunter, Rain Run, school memories, hardest you ever laughed, Left 4 Dead, groantube toothbrush, Friendship EGOT, Andrew's guessing game, and Potts cans.

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The Inaugural Episode // Loopering Superman's Horse [1]

Wed, 15 May 2024 13:48:00 -0000

Geoff, Gavin and Andrew talk about who gets to say what first, resetting the rules and comment leavers, eleven pees, bathrooms disasters, shooting Superman's horse, Red Dead, goo fan, Looper scenario, no pain, no more baths, Logo Revealer, piss slate, and a presidental pardon.

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The Last Episode of F**kface // Firing Squad [206]

Wed, 08 May 2024 07:00:00 -0000

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about restarting the podcast every 205 episodes, Andrew reveals his long running easter egg, reminiscing on the last 4 years of F**kface, getting waxed again, boss reviews, Gavin’s scandalous photo, foods we’ve eaten most in our lives, the hot dog registry, nerd smarts, the next TikTok sport, Andrew emoting in Sea of Thieves, Gavin searching for the word, thanking our editor Kelly, thanking our loyal fans, and talking about the future of F**kface.

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Bean or Bark // Sea of Thieves Hack [205]

Wed, 01 May 2024 07:00:00 -0000

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about potato facts, raccoon fingers, opposable thumbs, stinkiest temperatures, cold sauce, the flavor of cold, the great raccoon scandal of 2016, coffee and vanilla beans, animals we don’t care about, birds, new draft ideas, formal apology to the Celtics, the Vancouver Canucks, getting ahead of light, rug cleaning, believing what we see on the internet, never asking questions, not correcting people, trading cars for rugs, Albert snores, Sea of Thieves life hack, The Panton Store, and more.

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The Last Of Donuts // The Company Is Saved [204]

Wed, 24 Apr 2024 07:00:00 -0000

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about strong acid levels, Jack is kinda not a thief, closing out a 15 year old storyline, the biggest raccoon party, being the first person to do or interact with something, revisiting easter eggs, passing the torch of listening for Nick in the mask, the potential new Geoff and Andrew show, The Last of Us 2 shutting the donut shop down, favorite donut flavors, incorporating new cams, Andrew is saving the company, bringing back dead drops, riding with Eric to do weird stuff, dream topics, who Ike of Mike and Ike is, Rechtsschutzversicherungsgesellschaften, taking a leave from talking, icy hot, and more.

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Layering 100 Pees // Banana Shaft [203]

Wed, 17 Apr 2024 07:00:00 -0000

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Andrew’s voice, why birds don’t have visible balls, animal kingdom penis’, old tweets, Dollar Hot Dog Night, being in a Whataburger commercial, the solar eclipse, Xbox 360 best features, Way of the Dogg, Undercover Boss, recording every piss, hobbies we’re running from, internal goo, snorting Tums, justice for Graysie, NBA stars with pets, Eric the super producer, hollow Whoppers, and more.

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The British Jackal // Beard Faucet [202]

Wed, 10 Apr 2024 07:00:00 -0000

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Nick’s real life laugh, the goodbye party started by an evil man, Graysie the British Jackal, hourly nightmares, Andrew and Eric going to the mall and making code words, convincing people of time travel, our mall era, Geoff promotion and demotion cycle, childhood disappointments, trying to get Will Sasso in content, DCOM’s, Andrew lying to get a library card, what based on a true story really means, Kirk Cameron, the Twitch streamed UFC fight, mustache hairs, The Matrix MMO, and more.

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Jizzle Knowledge // Tub Time Update [201]

Wed, 03 Apr 2024 07:00:00 -0000

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about remastering Red Vs Blue, Jack being a thief, Eric and Andrew’s sick voices, jizzle knowledge, in and out of our cum era, the 9 volt battery above Gavin’s door jams, animals being left and right handed, kicking with dick power, front knee kick in fighting, gun based sports, Vietnam birthday lottery draft, generational celebrity images, least famous faces, feeding fish to fish to catch fish, the future of VR, logging in on a TV, finally asking about Graysie’s tub time, Geoff’s house progress, root canal update, and more.

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Did We Do?

Sat, 30 Mar 2024 15:00:00 -0000

Recorded February of 2023, listen as the guys talk through what they wanted to do for Does It Do and determine if they should? Go rewatch all of Does It Do now while there's time. Did we do? Maybe we did. You could too.

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Alabama Poutine // The Perpetual Food Truck [200]

Wed, 27 Mar 2024 07:00:00 -0000

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about enthusiasm, architect Andrew, cat guessing, what did we talk about, a food you can't say no to and whats on it, UK TV License, AH AMEX problems, doordash shooting food at you, bird love spaghetti, back back hoodie, and pin the falcon on the dick.

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Discount Pranking // Farts In Written Word [199]

Wed, 20 Mar 2024 07:00:00 -0000

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Nick wearing the mask, dark humor and therapy, jacking Geoff’s house up, cracking house foundations, Andrew’s discount shopping and pranking, scariest texts to receive from Andrew, the Slop O’clocks, Geoff’s fridge is broken, a book full of F**kface photography, converting fart recordings to written word, time travel, what’s going on with Kate Middleton, smoke alarms going off in the middle of the night, 9 volt batteries, bad ad reads and make goods, podcast training camp, Andrew’s habit of rule following, NYT Connections, the familiar house in Michigan, Gavin doesn’t answer texts, Andrew said trash, a room made from clocks, MVP Nick, and more.

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500 Groan Tubes // Dying In Every Universe [198]

Wed, 13 Mar 2024 07:00:00 -0000

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew address the company closure as well as talk about the Ratyboy announcement, McDonald’s salt delivery, Eric taking a phone call mid-record, the groan tube, who can clog a toilet quicker, the amount of merch inventory that will be leftover, the cheese trophy, no one can take Ian from us, Oscar movie reviews, Woman with the Red Lipstick, Andrew’s moms opinion on Poor Things, Emma Stone’s nipples, search engines, ancient Hotmail, catching a rubber pop up toy in between your buttcheeks, Andrew stepping in the trash bin, dying in other universes, magazine prices, and more.

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An Announcement

Wed, 06 Mar 2024 16:00:00 -0000

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Fidget Guns and Monster Trucks // Death of Umidigi [197]

Wed, 06 Mar 2024 08:00:00 -0000

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about getting sent to the office, children fidget weapons, yoyo’s getting banned in school, lockers, smurf christening, 5 pound bets, bomb shapes, the size of an appendix, sour patch kids heads, recouping your organ space, pantone color of 2024, what animals could sell us what foods, animal drug dealers, best/worst devil actors, robinsons orange, Geoff’s tooth falling out, how the umidigi died, newfound faith in Eric and board games, playing Expeditions: A Mud Runner Game, the monster truck kid on Geoff’s street, what happened to episode 196, and more.

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Gavin is Here for Pleasantries // Season 2022 [195]

Wed, 28 Feb 2024 08:00:00 -0000

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about how Gavin is here early, market research, Andrew's root canal, teeth memory, bike debacle, old problems, Geoff's dog's name, custom orders, foot long, wearing pants, and Tiktok.

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Small Dick Mode // 8 Minute Tub Time [194]

Wed, 21 Feb 2024 08:00:00 -0000

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Herman Miller chairs, putting your hand in a cactus, asshole update, tailbone cracking, chiropractic methods, wanting to be touched less, new day rituals, the logistics of having multiple dicks, Gavin’s cleaning tongue, animals that eat their young, BMX bike jumping, Geoff running over Gavin’s toothpaste, no bleeding goal, bathtub fill time, is Mr. Magoo blind?, Andrew figuring out how to use the keyboard, Angry Whopper hack, how many substitutions are allowed before it’s no longer the menu item, blindfolded episode, filmable falcons, and more.

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Buying a Mini Blimp // Naked Floppy Running [193]

Wed, 14 Feb 2024 08:00:00 -0000

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew start the episode off with some mellow check ins and talk about Andrew and Gavin’s Google Maps game, Does It Do? Sunglasses debacle, Geoff’s tone shift, Trucks, Palworld, Sodastream carbonated juice, unifarm innovation, exploding Soda Stream canisters, explosive colors, using compressed air on an Xbox, Andrew’s vacuuming frequency, if blimping is a dead technology, buying a mini blimp, Eric’s wrestling commentary, naked old men flopping vs. Sienna Miller running in a gown, John Malkovich burping, Andrew’s ad read clip, playing Payday 3, negative returns on Gurplers, being there for each other's penis’, what would blow your mind if you were from the 1950’s, and more.

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In The Owl City Lab // Andrew Got A Cock [192]

Wed, 07 Feb 2024 08:00:00 -0000

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Payday 3, sending Gavin to the Owl City lab, measuring the brightness of 10 million fireflies, ear patterned baldness, buying bugs online, Ladybug Johnson, nursemaid Tittle, the things we could get away with in a hi-vis vest, high school football field dick chain, how invisible is Nick?, the kitchen day competitions, keeping your guard up with a sleeping mask, Andrew’s hamstring injury, zodiac based financial predictions, Chinese New Year animals and elements, Andrew got a cock, the “it all happens” invite, the Missing Children Milk Carton program, food related advertising efforts, best newspaper section to eat, grip strength, the ball squeeze, and more.

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Gavin's New Low // Zimmer the Bartlett [191]

Wed, 31 Jan 2024 08:00:00 -0000

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about toothpaste hardness, shit in the shower, temperature change, worst movie posters, goat and cat eyes, streaming, trucks with Andrew, Warzone, Halo times maybe, apple pies & sandwiches, rethinking pears, and Does It Do is out now.

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Becoming a Movie Review Podcast // One Day Closer To Death [190]

Wed, 24 Jan 2024 08:00:00 -0000

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Arnold Schwarzenegger, Worms, Andrew’s old man routine, Turner Classic Movies, Ridiculousness, Citizen Kane, Hello Dolly, scenes in movies we skip, The Iron Claw, Andrew not feeling well, the emotional journey of Up, Geoff’s magnetization to dogshit, Andrew’s first trip to the dentist in 12 years, root canal advice, physics lessons, more of the great standing desk debate, Cosmic Crisp Apples, recipe-less cooking, oddly named fruit, eating a whole loaf of bread, Geoff’s puppy gnawing on the corners of walls, skills we thought we’d use more, the death barometer, forgetting things, which celebrities will last, which body part would be worst to have 2 of, tastebud positioning, calzones, pizza survival, Blue Streak and more.

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Front Front Back Back Shirt // Vibes for 2024 [189]

Wed, 17 Jan 2024 08:00:00 -0000

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about how they spent their Christmas breaks, McNugget Buddies, testing grip strength, using dog medicine to make hands rougher, New Years Eve festivities, cool vids, maximizing Christmas tree space, salad spinners as toys, the crouton eating contest, the New Years Eve movie, reimagining the ball drop, why shirts have fronts and backs, the long awaited creative meeting, Geoff’s handwriting, Trucks, improvements to the hot dog races, the Detroit area code, picking our vibes for 2024, Andrew’s useless alarm system, breathe the weight away, Us, the mall game show, this years predictions, and more.

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Ass Hair Toupée // The Year of Plaques [188]

Wed, 10 Jan 2024 08:00:00 -0000

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about how Andrew would carry out a murder, being a week into new buttholes, making a toupe out of ass hair, tug of war and jet ski waxing methods, the great standing desk debate, Andrew’s cock award results, a heartfelt apology to Jack, the fruit video, the breastfeeding at an NBA game, their clumsy incidents, buying and renovating your childhood home, tracking height in door frames, the mall buying Andrew’s neighborhood, putting a plaque in said mall, bean hole dirt pens getting to Canada, Geoff’s unnamed secret puppy, and more.

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Getting Our Dicks Wet In The New Year // Signs from Howard Stern [187]

Wed, 03 Jan 2024 08:00:00 -0000

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew wish you a Happy New Year and talk about asshole sweat, making Nick wear the monkey mask on this podcast, asshole updates, the beanhole, Andrew finding the Monopoly money, 10 inch tweezers, how Gavin grips sticks, lore consultant, new year's resolutions, getting jacked hands, giant forearm guy, Lady in the Water, more Melting Pot updates, foreign F**kface, who’s more American?, trying to get the billboard in Indiana, cheating the cock award system, the nominations, Andrew’s campaign, searching for guidance, Geoff’s sign from Howard Stern, peak sleep routines, The Hateful Eight, the year we change the name of this podcast, and more.

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Assholes and Ice Skates // Fart Drama [186]

Wed, 27 Dec 2023 08:00:00 -0000

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about the experience of finally getting their buttholes waxed, Geoff deciding to also get his balls waxed, the risk of getting poo in the follicle holes, Geoff and Gavin's trip to New York, Brooklyn coffee shop smut, seeing the Rockettes, Radio City Music Hall, Geoff’s audio files of himself peeing, farting in the airport lounge, accidentally pressing the elevator alarm, what was supposed to be the best diet coke, the woman trying to interview the soda shop owner, ice skating, ankle strength, skyline projections, the bird chirp fart file, the stolen Andrew wrapping paper, cosmic crisp buying into F**kface, the hidden Monopoly money, the wheel of years pick, and more.

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Christmas Catalog of 98

Sat, 23 Dec 2023 16:00:00 -0000

AN EGG round out the holidays with a walk down memory lane as they go through a Christmas catalog from 1998. Flip the pages with us and check out what was Hot or Not for the 98 holiday. Whoa is that PlayStation?

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It’s Scary Out There // Wheel of Years [185]

Wed, 20 Dec 2023 08:00:00 -0000

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about almost accidentally opening a Melting Pot franchise, Stinky Dragon emails, looking around Google Earth, how scary geography can be, Gavin’s fear of zooming, Andrew’s dream hands and feet, Geoff’s awareness of others hands, Eric being very particular about what he moves his body to, the honeymoon, iguanas following Emily, all inclusive food options, spa days, the speedo diaper, the massage butthole wink, pedicures parties, checking bags, feet molestation, Michael Jackson's private voice, Ready 2 Rumble, writing smut in NYC, YouTube accounts, the wheel of years, getting extensions, and more.

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Xmas Music Draft

Sat, 16 Dec 2023 16:00:00 -0000

Rockin around the F**kface tree this year is AN EGG as they pick their favorite holiday tunes. Is music the reason for the season? Is a snack draft important for picking here?

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The Wedding // F**kface Fondue [184]

Wed, 13 Dec 2023 08:00:00 -0000

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Geoff’s wedding, Gavins best man speech, Andrew's impressions, Immortality, Nick’s dancing, tattoos, if Andrew is actually his mother, the kid who might have killed his parents, the curly straw, gurpler straw race, Graysie’s method of recycling, the rehearsal dinner, Top Notch, throw up volume, the fruit throwing video, Fuegismo, TPG, Trucks, Shane MacGowan, F**kface cursed deaths, franchising The Melting Pot, reviewing the regulation sandwich photos, spoons, and more.

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Xmas Movie Draft

Sat, 09 Dec 2023 16:00:00 -0000

Just hear the sleigh bells jingling as ANEGG get together for a new draft, this time picking the greatest Xmas movies of all time. Is the number 1 pick TRULY number 1? What would your draft board look like? You watching these? Don't bother putting the cookies out for Santa because F**kface is bringing the goods this year.

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Sanded Down Meal Cube // Peeing In The Bean Hole [183]

Wed, 06 Dec 2023 08:00:00 -0000

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about the Lost island, Tony Soprano, who’s to blame for the lack of asshole waxing, the horse with a hole, the Musk and Bezos boxes, perving on the files, weird pet names, cat Eric, the joke book, Andrew’s memory of Cirque du Soleil, wasted experiences, sushi quality, Gavin’s not a taste guy, protein bricks, the sanded down meal replacement pill, the complications of eating wings, Crash Bandicoot, Geoff’s lack of bladder control, backyard pee zones, the most difficult glory hole, getting gizmo’d, arson and more.

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Professional Sitting // The Hot Dog Podcast [182]

Wed, 29 Nov 2023 08:00:00 -0000

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Blink-182, recording the podcast from the bathtub, the chair email follow up, childhood bribery, turnip roots, curly straws, the everything draft, having your pubes on the internet, Penelope’s Pube glasses, the hot dog derby and amusement park, Russell Hantz, Wienerschnitzel Sea Dog, sex in a bun, why Andrew doesn’t like tomatoes, Reacher, intro songs, and more.

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Life Changing Sandwiches // Jack Hammering [181]

Wed, 22 Nov 2023 08:00:00 -0000

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Poymel secretions, the impending anal waxing, exploding head syndrome, making a sleep soundtrack, spinoff podcasts, Crazy Frog’s dick, Nick’s feet, life changing sandwiches, the guy in a puffy NFL jacket drenched in soda, Gavin’s belly button shot, dream laughter, shredded food, Big Bite, bacon butty, the regulation sandwich, the jack hammer, Andrew’s warehouse days, the party gurpler, living in cat breath, head measurements, and more.

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Regulation Pubes // Long Hat Mode [180]

Wed, 15 Nov 2023 08:00:00 -0000

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Andrew’s head size, being locked out, celsius to normal temperature, boat safety, dick shelves, the Sopranos game, Fury vs Ngannou, school night gaming, Alan Wake 2, letters to chair companies, fictitious employees, long hat mode, the upcoming cock awards, Geoff’s smut novel, turning Nick’s mic on, Andrew waxing himself, undelegatables, the glory hole, how to film them getting their buttholes professionally waxed, and more.

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Shaft, Sack, and Crack Wax // Glozenge [179]

Wed, 08 Nov 2023 08:00:00 -0000

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about the seasons of Andrew, the horrible SnowRunner update, watching cable, Stay Tuned!, childhood commercials, George Clooney, Flo from Progressive, the Sonic guys, shoulder falcon, F**kface jerseys, getting your anus waxed, at home ass waxing pulley systems, Andrews shameception, hoagies, grinders, and subs, cursive writing in school, John Carpenter is Geoff’s spirit animal, popsicles, the Halloween movies, being accused of killing people, running into regulation listeners, Clown Core, writing gay sci-fi smut, and more.

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Antagonistic Moods // Smut [178]

Wed, 01 Nov 2023 07:00:00 -0000

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about killing Andrew with a towel, mini helmets, the Key West hypotheticals, the Justice League, Geoff’s many podcasts, shooting references, morning pleasantries, the admirals club, boarding groups, contingency plans, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, the solar eclipse, clips girl dinner lunch, SnowRunner, Tax Day, First Light Books, Andrew’s broken chair, the scorpion chair, when Eric worked at Razer, phlegm, smiles, Geoff’s trip to the dentist, the Incredible Hulk, RoboCop, smut, the new kissabel apples, the Dallas Quest, and more.

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Appropriate Squirts // Key West Bachelor/ette Weekend [177]

Wed, 25 Oct 2023 07:00:00 -0000

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about physical calendars, fountain pens, joined up writing (aka cursive), the Empty Quarter, bean hole, Andrews matrix chair moment, UFC 4, brushing your teeth in the dark, Key West, Sloppy Joe’s, the very inexperienced boat captain, sleep spaghetti, stepping on sea urchins, the tiny shipwreck, leaving Gavin behind in the ocean, dirt & worms, getting recognized in public, would you shoot a dog for $175M or strangle Andrew to death once a month?, the ghost tour curse, jet skiing, pleading the second and more.

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Tomorrow Is Chores // Naughty Naked Video Games [176]

Wed, 18 Oct 2023 07:00:00 -0000

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Geoff’s new nickname, Britney Spears, their picks for the WOAT, Maiquel Falcao, kinds of shit, a couples massage gone wrong, the Chip Kelly method, sleeping with airpods, if Gavin is an alien, A Thousand Words, Highlander, The Littlest Hobo, whether Canadians or Americans love dogs more, F**kface easter eggs, naughty naked video games, David Lynch, Halo Infinite, Austin summer ending, Gavin’s pool parties, hallucinating, exploding ear syndrome, sleep voices, drugs, and more.

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Andrew's Blindside

Sat, 14 Oct 2023 15:00:00 -0000

It's been a while but a new Blindside has emerged. With the gang gathering under the pretense of watching a cool Tony Hawk Pro Skater video, Andrew Blindsides everyone into watching Canadian television series The Littlest Hobo. Andrew's got that dog in him.

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Baby Alien Schlongs // Sleep Hacks [175]

Wed, 11 Oct 2023 07:00:00 -0000

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about their stupidity timelines, Apple CarPlay, refurbished cell phones, Andrew hating Google, how many “ha’s” have to be sent for something to be funny, baby alien schlongs, overdosing on Alka Seltzers, sleep hack: switch sides of the bed, Geoff’s monkey sleepover in Panama, the funniest people they know, running out of gas in SnowRunner, superhero movies, the wimpiest Survivor cast, go to songs that play in your head, and who’s the WOAT?

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Caviar Phones // Internal Monologues [174]

Wed, 04 Oct 2023 07:00:00 -0000

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about how impressed they are by Gus Sorola, scanning Starfield planets, most sought after skill in a podcaster draft, phone voices, Andrew leading the college Pick’em, potato draft, the use of nose flaps, bath time preferences, Caviar phones, not so hot sports takes, Kindle sex books, talking to yourself, Gavin being the equivalent of a wolf, what qualifies as an ingredient, gas station chips, and Geoff's water park induced enema.

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Andrews Ankles // Regulation Flavors [173]

Wed, 27 Sep 2023 07:00:00 -0000

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Texas Chainsaw Massacre, the upcoming takeover of the Let’sPlay channel, Andrews Ankles, Team17, X-Box criminal records, picking the best flavors, how many classic Disney movies and remakes we’ve missed, cryptids, Kool-aid jammers, and being able to wear each others body parts.

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Crisps

Sat, 23 Sep 2023 15:00:00 -0000

The long awaited Crisps ranking is here. Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew have selected 4 (four) of their nation's greatest crisps (chips) to go head to head in a taste test. Join Geoff, Gavin, Andrew, Eric, Nick, Graysie, and special guest Becca as crisps are crunched. What's a nik nok?

*~* CRISP CHOICE SPOILER*~*

Gavin:

Pickled onion monster munch

Frazzles

nice n spicy nik naks

Twiglets

Geoff:

Ruffles Queso

Kettle Jalapeno

Zapps Mesquite BBQ

Zapps New Orleans Style Voodoo

Andrew:

Lays Ketchup

Hawkins Cheezies

Ruffles All Dressed

Old Dutch BBQ

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Cock Money // Punchlines [172]

Wed, 20 Sep 2023 07:00:00 -0000

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Episode 196, Andrews cock money, our Starfield characters, houses, and parents, F**kface Bababooey, present their punchline homework, Geoff tries his potato smileys, deep fried scrub daddies, the prominence of the letter E, British explorers, and then there’s Gavin.

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Why Andrew deserves a cock // Dog Handles [171]

Wed, 13 Sep 2023 07:00:00 -0000

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew use the term Zazzle and talk about different oven uses, the Panton collection, Don Zimmer, summer of 98, time zones, boating around the world, the danger of national parks, building a human out of food named after human body parts, whether a tomato is a fruit or vegetable, natural handles for dogs, and Andrew gives a powerpoint presentation on why he deserves a cock.

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Ultimate Playlist of 98

Sat, 09 Sep 2023 15:00:00 -0000

To put a wrap on the Summer of 98, Geoff, Gavin, Andrew, Producer Eric, and Nick get together to make the Ultimate Playlist for 1998. In a round robin selection, the crew builds a list of their favorite songs of 98 to put together one playlist. It's back to back jams as we take your summer out with a bang.

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Potato Talk // Bald Concert Goers [170]

Wed, 06 Sep 2023 08:00:00 -0000

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew are STILL talking about potatoes… but also how Andrew’s never tried eggs, ketchup brands, sports names, Andrew’s stalker, Stevie Nicks, people who video entire concerts, how reflective bald heads are, the most appetizing land animals, compiling a worst songs ever playlist, and Geoff receives a surprise gift mid episode.

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Summer of 98 Movies Top 10

Sat, 02 Sep 2023 15:00:00 -0000

Geoff, Gavin, Andrew, Producer Eric, and Nick get together to talk through the Top 10 movies of the Summer of 98 and we're not leaving until we've settled it. Andrew has compiled the list, everyone chooses 3, and that's where the battle begins. What is your Summer of 98 Top 10 movies? Is Snake Eyes on it?

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F**kface Legacies // Butt Cream [169]

Wed, 30 Aug 2023 07:00:00 -0000

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about potatoes for way too long, Andrew’s legacy, vandalizing statues, popular first names, family lineages, Christina Aguilera's love of Mario Kart, friendly vs. non-friendly rivalries, phone etiquette, gamer tags, butt cream, and toilet time routines.

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So... Alright Premiere: Tough Times on Mango Street

Tue, 29 Aug 2023 07:00:00 -0000

Geoff's new podcast, So... Alright, is here! Geoff’s love of western folk music takes a bizarre turn, and leaves him to ponder just what makes a place like Mango Street so dangerous.

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Return of the Fart // Andrews Big Break [168]

Wed, 23 Aug 2023 07:00:00 -0000

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Gavin's sneaky farts, being the most family friendly podcast out there, Eric's betrayal, Johnny Mnemonic, Andrew's budding commercial career, The Norm Show, Geoff's new podcast, and bringing Kool-Aid to the lab.

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In the Lab with Andrew // Fruit Fusions [167]

Wed, 16 Aug 2023 07:00:00 -0000

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about poop game, shit shades, pink eye, juice lab, sleep spaghetti v2, the Panton collection, mystery injuries, gems of war achievements, mouth tape food poisoning, flammable farts, Andrew's realization of seasons, Geoff's morbid American history, and the new flavors taste test.

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Gurple in Vegas // Somebody's Last Straw [166]

Wed, 09 Aug 2023 07:00:00 -0000

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Nick's a movie guy, Summer of 98 baseball, Chewbacca, back in time, outside food, the sphere, same shirts, poop brain, in bed early, cement mixers, grango, wetware, the sticks, and being somebody's last straw.

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Sausage Talk 3

Sat, 05 Aug 2023 15:00:00 -0000

It's a new Sausage Talk. Join Geoff, Gavin, Andrew, Producer Eric, and Audio Engineer Nick as they get together to talk about merch, an addendum to the merch, who works for who, Geoff's new podcast, and now we have the website.

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Al Dente Sleep Spaghetti // Surprising Geoff in Vegas [165]

Wed, 02 Aug 2023 07:00:00 -0000

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about non-AI show, Gavin in the lab, rat tail, Andrew is in the lab, sleep spaghetti, deep in the lore of nothing, shocks & shoess, Summer of 98 movies, Vegas, Gavin's luck, GOTUS, Chris's climbing gear, and Knees Pattillo.

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F**kface State Draft

Sat, 29 Jul 2023 15:00:00 -0000

The F**kface crew is back with another draft, this time they're drafting States. It was Eric's idea and what do you think Andrew is going to do? Finally a finite pool to draft from, you would think. Who won?

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One Second Early // Geoff at Sloppy Joe's [164]

Wed, 26 Jul 2023 07:00:00 -0000

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about a one second grace period, dodging a bullet, Andrew's prototypes, not being a knife guy, RTX, Summer of 98 Yearbook, Golden Gurpler, Summer of 98 Definitive List, Crazy Puffs, 4 Three Cheese, souvenir shirts business, Geoff at Sloppy Joe's, the Northface Fuck Face guy, and ocean jetskiing.

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F**kface Ads Draft

Sat, 22 Jul 2023 15:00:00 -0000

The F**kface crew is back with a new draft: Ads from our Childhood. The pool is ads and it was Gavin's idea. We highly recommend you watch the video version of this one so you can see the ads but they are commercials so it's up to you. The Ads Draft starts now!

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Kick Taste // Devaluing the Sauce Stash [163]

Wed, 19 Jul 2023 07:00:00 -0000

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about a quiet f**kface, Conch Republic, Gradey Dick, Ian McKellen to Falkor, McDonald's birthday, perspective, Geoff's ankle integrity, boba tastings, lil Hobbs, a fork, thumb vibes, BTS sauce crash, ACDC Logo, Zimmer car, red boots, Australian anxiety, The Pride of F**kface, and feeling old.

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Tomato Tomato // Geoff's Gems of War Achievement [162]

Wed, 12 Jul 2023 07:00:00 -0000

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Nick Nameless, movie plots, spoilers, finding the limit, Medieval Times horses, the worst soup, horse racing, SMEG, hidden consoles, Gavin has a clip, equidistant birth places, Andrew's thumbstick journey update, and thumbcam via kinect?

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T-bone steak meat ham // Geoff’s back on the streets [161]

Wed, 05 Jul 2023 07:00:00 -0000

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Cartoon t-bones, Andrew’s life hack, Millie’s ability to break xbox headphones, Andrew's thumbsticks, Medieval Times, Crisps, Department stores as a kid, Gavin’s lost a step, Trying to set up a Fast X watch party, Geoff’s toilet paper holder life hack, and Jeeps in the morning.

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The Tandem Noose // Our High Schools [160]

Wed, 28 Jun 2023 07:00:00 -0000

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about OG names, hangman, noose strategies, zoltar changing a tire, Ina Fried, TV changes, the national anthem, high school songs, sponsoring a high school, the school uniform store at the mall, buying a work shirt, fake work aka ferking, marathon hiding, crisps, and recreating a photo.

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We Are Not in a Paranoid Era // Bean Hole Days? [159]

Wed, 21 Jun 2023 07:00:00 -0000

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Blindside rules, out of context, Pacino's baby, natural causes age, last time alarm, the cheese hill winner, Seinfeld, Bean Hole Days and Hobo Days, green card, a really long XLR, praying, condorman stuff, Kekethespidermonkey, Snoopy, and this being a weird one.

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F**kface Blindside

Sat, 17 Jun 2023 15:00:00 -0000

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Ramscoop vs Whoop Tone // bird_chirp.mp3 [158]

Wed, 14 Jun 2023 07:00:00 -0000

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about a new nickname, Split, GI Joe draft, out of sync, easter egg, Andrew's birthday cake, Colin the Caterpillar, positive food guy, slime update, Babadook, Valerian, Sideways, Johnny Caviar, and waking dreams.

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New Sloppy Joe's Bingo Available Now!

Sat, 10 Jun 2023 15:00:00 -0000

The Sloppy Joe's Bingo from the RTX Sleepover stream is available now! Generate your bingo card and play along with us https://fkface-bingo.pages.dev/.

You can find the video on the Rooster Teeth site (https://roosterteeth.com/watch/f-kface-f-ckface-sloppy-joes-sleepover) or the F**kface YouTube channel (https://youtu.be/4EXGugD_SUA).

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Ice Cream Gloves // 2023 is the Summer of '98 [157]

Wed, 07 Jun 2023 07:00:00 -0000

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about scooper guy, brain use, 4DX sleep, recipe photography, COVID fog, Max, an amazing coincidence, alter ego era, Summer of '98, rollercoaster puke, Cosmic Crisp follows Gavin, body expertise, hair, albums, and mix tape creation.

We got that F**kface Museum on deck and we hope you're there to see *IT* which we cannot legally say what it is but you know what it is. Grab a ticket at www.RTXaustin.com and see IT!

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GoochPooch & Regulation Guy // The Extra Medium of the 70s [156]

Wed, 31 May 2023 07:00:00 -0000

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about more nicknames, Poochie, the Mall Draft, other british Gavin, Geoss & Georemy, main birthdays, an extra year of dumb, Gavin has a clip, Zona Andrew, bicentennial man, sleep situations, morning thoughts, Chungle, the $13,000 light, similar slime situation, and cosmic crisps.

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Overage Variance Clearance Granted // 7th Round Pick [155]

Wed, 24 May 2023 07:00:00 -0000

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about group COVID, back lengths, all back, 18% head, artist interpretation, nicknames, Geowizard, Sloppy Joes trivia, Conch Republic, Italian food, one of the family, pictures of Jesus, Cooridor Crew Jason Bourne video, season ticket resale, Gavin's slime, new vocabulary, rock not rock reactions, the coronation, and pastrami.

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F**kface Mall Draft

Fri, 19 May 2023 15:00:00 -0000

Attention Shoppers, the F**kface crew is back with another draft, this time they’re drafting the best mall. What stores will land a coveted spot in each mall? 4 rounds of a snake draft start now. Where are you shopping?

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What is Weather? // There's Money in the Leaf Game [154]

Wed, 17 May 2023 07:00:00 -0000

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about cars we identify with, Flintstoning it, Stewart the Bumbling Customer footage, A Spring Guy, Geoff's waking thoughts, hot dog issue, leaf industries, F**kface museum, overseas poop, flags, icy hot while needing to pee, deodorant, Geoff's book, cookbooks, accidental murder, and a .22.

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F**kface Watchalong: Condorman

Fri, 12 May 2023 15:00:00 -0000

“Woody, you're a great cartoonist, and you're a great comic book writer - but you're a lousy bird.”

Prepare for takeoff as F**kface brings you a new watchalong, this time with the 1981 "classic" Condorman. Cartoonist Woody becomes the superhero he draws. Using his gadgets he helps a Soviet spy defect to the West.

Watch along with Geoff, Gavin, Andrew, Eric, and Nick to unlock the mysteries that are Condorman.

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Losing a Game We Never Played // Sports Influencer [153]

Wed, 10 May 2023 07:00:00 -0000

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Eric takes a guess, one nil to Nick, have my ears peeled, rock not rock draft, Dracula A.D. 1972, Sloppy Joes Bingo, Gavin's new life hack, oversold flights, Sherlock Holmes, Savannah Bananas tickets, finding friends in Savannah, ignoring Andrew in person revisited, Nico, Tom, and Andrew's facebook message.

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F**kface Rock Not Rock Draft

Fri, 05 May 2023 15:00:00 -0000

F**kface is back with another draft, this time the pool is all things that are rocks but not rocks. In this contentious draft you can see how your own list stacks up against the F**kface crews. In what round was Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson taken? You gotta listen to find out.

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Sleeping on Icing // "I've Been in the Lab" [152]

Wed, 03 May 2023 07:00:00 -0000

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Thomas the Bumbler, Borzois, cool icing, gruping the scarlett, waffles, best fast food burger, our drafts, first rocks, Gavin's ice and apple, crisps, pancake lengths, Back Off, and screaming about backs.

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F**kface Sloppy Joes Bingo

Fri, 28 Apr 2023 15:00:00 -0000

Eyes down. It's time to grab your dabber and watch some Sloppy Joes Bingo along with the F**kface crew. Each member has their own bingo card and its a race to see who Bingos first. Witness a dead parrot head, keep your eyes peeled for a pink taxi, and ask yourself "why are these kids out so late?" Because this is our first attempt at Sloppy Joes Bingo. Let us know in the comments if we should do this live.

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A Big Weird Start // Geoff at the Brahmas Game [151]

Wed, 26 Apr 2023 07:00:00 -0000

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about alter egos, a bit cheeky, Stewart also died, Geoff is ready to pop the claws, growing up, red ranger off the top rope, a major apple update, hemispheres of flavor, XFL San Antonio Brahmas, the best salute, Gavin gagging, Sloppy Joe's mic, and RTX F**kface museum.

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Off Guard Best Man // Being Decided Via Ladder [150]

Wed, 19 Apr 2023 07:00:00 -0000

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about light pleasantries, same voices, mall drama, Geoff's punk zine, Facebook messenger decade, Lego social media, a crazy sports weekend, Wrestlemania blown quad, movie insights, Chasing Amy trading cards, Thank Me Later redux, Andrew's weird ice pack, pickled onion, cook book, photography, and upcoming drafts.

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Pat Gavendail Cinematic Universe // Geoff's Mystery Poop [149]

Wed, 12 Apr 2023 07:00:00 -0000

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about fisherman's pie, Halo Infinite push to talk, the preview?, Andrew's mystery, Bourne hiding, Sloppy Joes is down, Eric's life, Andrew's great fall, a new F**kface game, no doorbell, Geoff's mystery poop, poison prices, and making Gavin cry.

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Gavin Sympathy // F**kface vs Predator [148]

Wed, 05 Apr 2023 07:00:00 -0000

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Gavin's actions, best air food, questions without answers, rocks not rocks draft, scheduling sloppy joe's bingo, Andrew's stolen doorbell, another new Gavin life hack, Burger Queen, the G League, our official partners, we make games out of everything, jack hammering a bean hole, and the St of Beans.

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Best of F**kface

Thu, 30 Mar 2023 22:49:00 -0000

Here is Gavin's "Best of F**kface" through 141 episodes .Enjoy.

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The Preview // The Conspiracy [147]

Wed, 29 Mar 2023 07:00:00 -0000

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Chia pets, sea monkeys, astrology, unfortunate teeth saga, Family feud game, Geoff’s year of movie, Bean hole, microwave etiquette, and Livin that slop life.

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Sausage Talk 2

Tue, 28 Mar 2023 15:00:00 -0000

In their second office day, Geoff, Gavin, Andrew, Producer Eric, and Audio Engineer Nick get together to talk about bits that have been dropped through the history of the show, scheduling bits, the cosmic crisp care package, and the Best of F**kface.

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Crisis Averted // Sloppy Joes Bingo [146]

Wed, 22 Mar 2023 07:00:00 -0000

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Geoff's roof, The Preview, non-rehash of the grocery store, pizza party at Geoff's, hot dog chews, Geoff's root canal, earliest childhood disappointment, movie reviews, the new game Sloppy Joes Bingo, the Year of Slop, and Andrew's XFL fandom.

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Smallest Item at a Grocery Store // Sneaking Feet Talk [145]

Wed, 15 Mar 2023 07:00:00 -0000

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Ferrigno vs schwarzenegger, OJ Simpson, the smallest item you can find at a grocery store, If it’s Andrew’s or Gavin’s rules, Weird foot guy by association, Gavin’s warzone challenge for Andrew, F**kface promos, Dental updates, Waco, Survivor diarrhea, The last beard oil for the rest of your life, Toilet paper showdown, The perfect ultimate recipe, and Eric getting mad.

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High Stakes for Gavin // Who's Asking Who What? [144]

Wed, 08 Mar 2023 08:00:00 -0000

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Eric is thinking about being mad, AN EGG, Geoff's naming, ANMA, Geoff's Life Hack, food dice, haircuts, give me Yop Me Mama, bullied on fridays, 2023 is for movies, Rollerball, Fast 9, Geoff Free, throwing a fruit the furthest, Wicked Smarts, premium magnet, and getting mall jobs.

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Burp Taste vs Piss Smell // Is Gavin the Weird One Now? [143]

Wed, 01 Mar 2023 08:00:00 -0000

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about cover intros, Geoff's burp, hanging out, Andrew vs the toilet, cabinet knob is the piss, return of the root canal, Gavin's non-filter, one star Ubers, the TV that fixes itself is still broken, driveby root canal, dynamics of a toilet goat kick, feet hatred, and pastrami.

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Gavin Loves Skype // Andrew Stole Chips Maybe? [142]

Wed, 22 Feb 2023 08:00:00 -0000

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about the Friendervention, Gavin is muted, fridge magnet, Skype forums, loud restaurant, Geoff's power, the bag grew, Warzone tiny snort, can ketchup be warm, Does It Do?, scheduling an office day, Geoff opens Emily's presents, Andrew's chips, Comment Leaver's Gavin lifehacks, nostalgia, the laughtrack, Gavin's therapy selfie, butter chicken, Survivor, and PRANK WARZ PAX 2009.

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Everything's Wrecked // Unifarm Sleep Spaghetti [141]

Wed, 15 Feb 2023 08:00:00 -0000

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Geoff's situation, Austin freeze, Gavin's situation, Warzone, Andrew's credit card fraud, blanket football schemes, sleep situations, Unifarm sleep spaghetti, two recordings, Andrew's Gavin Lifehack, lasagna, separated food, and Andrew's tries double salted licorice.

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Nick's Laugh Track // Stitches SZN [140]

Wed, 08 Feb 2023 08:00:00 -0000

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about is Gregging Nick wearing the monkey mask, Geoff's fridge and new sofa, Does It Do, Warzone, banana cleanser, dental SZN is over, Gavin's new life hack, Andrew's Gurpler bath panic, a Warzone bathroom strategy, caffeine pill vs Zzzquil, and cake drunk.

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Are You Feeling Wronged? // Silver Medal Friendship [139]

Wed, 01 Feb 2023 08:00:00 -0000

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Gavin maybe wrongs Andrew, Gavin's phone lifehack, best movies with number letter, falls draft redux, things I learned about Eric, durantula, resort falcons, pool infection, fridge update, Signal Awards, The Zimmies, Trials, Warzone, being a stump guy, The Traitors, and the novelization.

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We Are 138 // 8 Hour Fireplace Video [138]

Wed, 25 Jan 2023 08:00:00 -0000

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Utah sodas, We Are 138, Gavin singing Taio Cruz, Andrew's Updates, a freelance regulation bagel, Trials Files, a year of L's, Halo 5, 4 terabytes of fireplace video, summer fireplace video, the pouch, 2023 so far, Andrew's coins, Geoff's bike turns on him, and becoming a blanket guy.

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Fireplace Video Problems // Wrapping Up the Cucumber Saga [137]

Wed, 18 Jan 2023 08:00:00 -0000

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about our last recording of the year, fireplace content, Andrew's fireplace video, clay works, new apples, Gavin beats one of Andrew's times, Gum 2.0, dripping in cucumber slime, the youtube channel, a best of by Gavin, overflowing a bathtub, did we win a Signal Award, becoming a balaclava guy, and its back in Gavin's court.

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F**kface Falls Draft

Sat, 14 Jan 2023 08:00:00 -0000

Geoff, Gavin, Andrew, Producer Eric, and Audio Engineer Nick get together to snake draft all falls from the entirety of human history. Enjoy a big big argument at the top where Eric is right and everyone said he was crazy and now they don't get it. It's something. If you want to see the falls, visit the link below. Who had the best draft? Leave a comment, comment leaver.

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Andrew is On Your Side // Geoff's year old Cosmic Crisp [136]

Wed, 11 Jan 2023 08:00:00 -0000

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about the fireplace video maybe, Santa School, raccoon neighbors, child Andrew was kickable, breaking Andrew's nose, Geoff and Gavin throw up, life hacks, Rush Hour 4, banana moon pies, and double salted black licorice.

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Gavin Was Early // Geoff's Dead Dogs and Duck Dicks [135]

Wed, 04 Jan 2023 08:00:00 -0000

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Gavin's perfect clock he built, jet lag, holiday movies, busy work, lifetime falls montage, tripped in San Antonio, the mall is back confirmed, Geoff's weird notes, the worst smelling pee, Florida Duck Kicker, the Bussey Bus, and sports fatalities.

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Bovril Chug // The Trojan Horse [134]

Wed, 28 Dec 2022 08:00:00 -0000

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about a Bovril Chug to start, beef brained, corndog update, Geoff's food game, trojan cucumbered, recommendations for Geoff, merch, Golden Gurpler, Andrew the Soda Guy, text chain scheming, beet pee, Andrew in Austin continued but not finished, and Geoff's Real Housewife Hulu problems.

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Our Favorites of 2022

Sat, 24 Dec 2022 08:00:00 -0000

Join the F**kface crew along with Producer Eric & Engineer Nick as they get together on an office day and talk about their favorite things of 2022. A nice little year end wrap up to the year and the things everyone appreciated. What were you thankful for this year? Let us know.

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Award Winning Friendship // Geoff's Admission [133]

Wed, 21 Dec 2022 08:00:00 -0000

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Andrew's travel to America, the Signal Awards, the 5 way buddyship, Noah's arc, VCK mat, Regulation Animation, our last icy hot, Gurpler Chug Speed, Admission, you Brimley'd it, lyric court, Cranteen, and Breakfast Poeppleza.

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Geoff's New Lifehack // Asparagus Piss KO [132]

Wed, 14 Dec 2022 08:00:00 -0000

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about scheduling struggles, Geoff's discoball shadow monster, sunglasses dump, Geoff's business card, Nick isn't the monkey during F**kface, piss smells but different, pizza vs beans, a grilled cheese problem, Gavin's specific lifehack, Geoff's double salt licorice, best animal shaped foods, Spell Up, Ronald McDonald, and Andrew is Austin??

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Eating the Ploughman’s Pizza

Mon, 12 Dec 2022 16:30:00 -0000

WATCH THE VIDEO VERSION if you can. From Geoff’s house with a pizza oven, it’s a F**kface pizza day. Now that the pizzas are done, it time to dig in. Join the whole crew as they break down their pizza adventure and determine if these pizzas belong in a cookbook. Andrew even gets in on the Pizza Day action.

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A Pickle in Austin // Anal Passage Dot Com [131]

Wed, 07 Dec 2022 08:00:00 -0000

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Gurpler chugging, excited to record, Pink Panther, Gavin's clip from Pizza Day, climbing anal mountain, jetski owners, Cosmic Crisp reaches out, Andrew's paintball gun, a seaplane, the soccer clip, a snake draft, fall Falls, and deep lore about stuffing recipes.

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F**kface Watchalong: MVP 2

Sat, 03 Dec 2022 08:30:00 -0000

The wait is over - it's time to watch the monkey movie, MVP 2. Is it a hockey movie? Is it a skateboarding movie? Is Louie the real star? Watchalong with the F**kface team and witness the movie that is MVP 2: Most Vertical Primate.

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Andrew's MVP 2 Powerpoint

Sat, 03 Dec 2022 08:00:00 -0000

Get your banana wipes ready, here is your primer for MVP 2 as presented by Andrew Panton.

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Pizza Day Content // Milky for a Week [130]

Wed, 30 Nov 2022 08:00:00 -0000

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Andrew's little pizzas, when are we meeting up, we know nothing about Andrew, Gavin's great photo uses, Strangerhood, how much for a week of milk, appletiser, Andrew cutting his own hair, Crisps Gauntlet soon, deep lore about stuffing, Geoff hates Wal Mart, and Andrew in Austin in February?

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Fish: The Sneakiest Animal // F**kface Bar Game Olympics [129]

Wed, 23 Nov 2022 08:00:00 -0000

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about the sneakiest animal, robbing Gavin to illustrate a point, Andrew's magic phase, 250 darts, axe throwing, throwing a frisbee bad, is Nick good at Cornhole, submarine pitchers, how british for Toad in the Hole, Regulation Animation, and a three Ha man.

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We Icy Hot Our Balls // nny keyboard is working again but i don't have an nn key [128]

Wed, 16 Nov 2022 08:00:00 -0000

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew's intro apology, time travel fixings, a vinyl, not salad creaming the icy hot, we watched the monkey movie MVP2, who is the funniest in this episode, penis toilet slamming, Andrew's keyboard revisited, Gavin being CO 2 poisoned via cats, our next Office Day, pizzas, Geoff's proposal, and bachelor crabbing. Want to contribute to bits? Email what you can do to ffacebits@gmail.com

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Survive Block Island: Meltdown Retrospective with Gavin & Andrew

Sat, 12 Nov 2022 08:00:00 -0000

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Now that Survive Block Island: Meltdown is wrapped up, Geoff sits down with Gavin & Andrew to dig into their experiences on the show and all the supposed betrayal everyone assumed. What was it like behind the scenes and how was it being trapped on an island together, virtually. Everything talked about here is a spoiler for Survive Block Island: Meltdown which people will say "How was I supposed to know there were spoilers" but like imagine you do that. Come on.

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Geoff's Latest Oral Surgery // The First Do Box Story [127]

Wed, 09 Nov 2022 08:00:00 -0000

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Geoff's inflatable face and dead people's gums, mouth torture, Geoff's sort of better broken body, Andrew's Icy Hot experience, a Do Box story, and Andrew's gift. Want to contribute to bits?

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Andrew's Treasure Trove of Pencils // 3 Rubbish Strikes to a Marathon [126]

Wed, 02 Nov 2022 07:00:00 -0000

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Season 5 Episode 2, Gavin's real tech problems, Andrew's pencils, how many strokes is in a pencil, Gavin's anxiety dinner dreams, Geoff kisses Gavin, LASO achievement, Eric's discord hate, baseballs, ankles, cold dreams, marathons, Rubbish, Henry's passing, Padres ears and goose, Icy Hot balls, and Geoff's proposal teaser.

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Toad in the Hole // Andrew Entered America by accident [125]

Wed, 26 Oct 2022 07:00:00 -0000

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Andrew's ""innocence,"" perfnect, Jack on the Break Show, Dan's judgement, Andrew's water keyboard, airing cupboard, hot and cold taps, Geoff's Gems of War progress, a Unifarm ad on any show, Gavin wants to be the only british person around, upcoming TPG content, Andrew entered America by accident, Bingo, Monkey Movie reschedule, good letters, and Geoff's broken finger & 60% ankle.

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Alpha-Bet Prejudgement with Andrew, Eric, and Nick

Wed, 12 Oct 2022 08:00:00 -0000

LISTEN TO THIS WEEK'S EPISODE BEFORE LISTENING TO THIS - Did he Greg it? After pulling the numbers, Andrew realizes his video mistake and calls upon Eric & Nick to see what kind of trouble he may be in. In this short clip, Eric & Nick go over the evidence and determine how they think Gavin & Geoff will react to Andrew's ball troubles.

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Alpha-Bet Results // Prepare to be Annoyed [124]

Wed, 12 Oct 2022 07:00:00 -0000

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about little chat sessions, RIP Coolio, Hurricane Ian, the end of Season 4, Edgar Wright continued, Alpha-Bet Results, potato patties, tub of greek, who has the most strikes, and was it rigged?

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Geoff's Pastrami Lust // AlphaBet Rules & Pick [123]

Wed, 05 Oct 2022 07:00:00 -0000

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about attempting pastrami again, being weird together, Gavin's PS5 is Geoff's PS5, AlphaBet rules, getting our letters for the AlphaBet, Geoff got Ucked, a Goldeneye Bet?

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Sausage Talk Episode 1

Thu, 29 Sep 2022 07:00:00 -0000

In their first office day together, Geoff, Gavin, Andrew, and Producer Eric get together to look down the road at what is coming up for F**kface and when it will get done. Allowing you all access to the "creative process," witness how the sausage is made like in the "Eric's Job" episode but without the mounting frustration. There's a lot of pressure on the gang to deliver. Can they do it?

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What Flavors are We? // Salt, Pepper, & Bullshit [122]

Wed, 28 Sep 2022 07:00:00 -0000

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about baseballs going on sale September 30 @ noon CT, AlphaBet rules on the next episode, Gavin all stopped up, Andrew's heartburn, nut fight, heartburn, Does It Do, more Extra Medium, Gavin's travel story, and a new piss boy?

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Baseballs Round 2 // Alphabet Food Bet Beginnings [121]

Wed, 21 Sep 2022 07:00:00 -0000

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about the difficulties of the second round of baseballs, Geoff's arm hair, so much sunscreen, the queen, Game of Thrones, the serial chair breaker, groan tubes are in the store, food alphabet bet beginnings, experiencing stuff in the wrong order, our first office day, and sausage talk.

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A Greatest Hits of Geoff's Misery // Andrew's Camera Roll Displayed for His Mom [120]

Wed, 14 Sep 2022 07:00:00 -0000

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Gavin's bad ankles, Geoff's continued problems are relentless, car wreck guestbook, Does It Do?, How It Do?, Go Go Now tattoo, Andrew's Mom's TV camera roll intrusion, Gavin's ass bruise, Geoff wants to downhill mountain bike, accordian arm, and Andrew's new burger confidence gamerscore bet.

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Gavin No Shows Geoff // F**kface Guilt Basket [119]

Wed, 07 Sep 2022 07:00:00 -0000

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about NOT being a technical difficulties podcast, Everyone vs Gavin, no prototype this week, the gross lake, Geoff's bike wreck, Andrew falls too, end cap wrap up, Gavin's drywall, extra medium ruling, a marge shirt out of spite, and Does It Do?

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67 Photos from Andrew's Mom // Drawing Like an Innocent Child [118]

Wed, 31 Aug 2022 07:00:00 -0000

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about endcap shopping with mom, salad cream running through my veins, drawing an endcap, electric s'mores maker, stuff for the museum, Cosmic Crisp, Survivor, Gavin's mushroom problems continued, Geoff's fridge problems continued, Andrew fixing drywall, and F**kface Timecapsule.

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Wopped By Fester // Gavin's Broken Hand & Ass [117]

Wed, 24 Aug 2022 07:00:00 -0000

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Tito Ortiz, fighting Fester or Porch, bundled and grundened, Antonio Brown, Does It Do? injuries, extra medium, final day of bike ride banning, Hands on a Hardbody, Arnold Vosloo vs Billy Zane, eating expired cereal, Money Movie Morning, Andrew's broken chair, drink confidence, and LASO.

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Two Tardies Away From Being Late // The Salad Cream Runs Through Your Veins [116]

Wed, 17 Aug 2022 07:00:00 -0000

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Gavin's potential On Time Intervention, how late before you're absent, beans guys, Geoff's corndog update, the end cap challenge, talking to Cosmic Crisp, Unifarm Fruit Gloves, Floor Cupcake redux, Gavin's red socks Red Sox jinks, F**kface Office Day, knob out knob rot, and wake up fart.

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Different Countries, Different Decades // Geoff Still Can't Take Photos [115]

Wed, 10 Aug 2022 07:00:00 -0000

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Death Diving, Go Go Now Joey bellyflop, tea towel Gavin redux, Fuxedo, Chocotaco fiasco, popsicle talk, American Movie & Hands on a Hardbody, Eyes Wide Shut, Kubrick, movies, ice cream cakes, cookie puss, and being a cereal history podcast.

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Episode F114 // I Could Curse 100 Socks

Wed, 03 Aug 2022 07:00:00 -0000

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Gavin being late, the naming convention, nature is taking it back, can't talk about Survive Block Island Meltdown, teaching Andrew the keyboard, The Tuxedo, bad luck socks for sale, the blunder twins, geoff shit the couch, a thousand day puzzle, gavin's tiny bike, and the matrix drive thrus.

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Dick Got Shot By a Laser // Will Andrew Betray Gavin? [113]

Wed, 27 Jul 2022 07:00:00 -0000

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about trying to get Eric again, Geoff's vasectomy, someone wrecked Gavin's jetski, stolen tennis balls from a wrecked car, CPAP fart update, insult grid socks, Survive Block Island paranoia, the screen matched baseball, and crisps gauntlet.

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A Podcast Where We Get Eachother // Bean Hole Days [112]

Wed, 20 Jul 2022 07:00:00 -0000

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Gavin bagging on Producer Eric, the treasure cove redux, Cosmic Crisp, we're a flubcast, cat socks, Our Tuxedo, Gavin's tea towel, RTX Groan Tubes, and Bobby Lee.

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The Tuxedo Auction

Sat, 16 Jul 2022 07:00:00 -0000

Join Andrew as he live bids on the tuxedo from The Tuxedo. What bids must he overcome? Is anyone going to swoop in and prevent this purchase? Why does Andrew have access to the credit card? Find out answers to all this and more as we try to buy a piece of cinema history.

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Did we get The Tuxedo from the Tuxedo? // The first freeze frame moment of my life [111]

Wed, 13 Jul 2022 07:00:00 -0000

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about an emergency F**kface meeting, the Tuxedo tuxedo, Jetski hi-fiving, Laptop urine, Geoff’s Gavin doorbell dream, and a cpap predicament.

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Gavin Tries the Breadclip // Opening the F**kface Vault [110]

Wed, 06 Jul 2022 07:00:00 -0000

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Gavin doing the breadclip, Jake's tums/tooms vs Rolaid/Rolex, Papa John's Branston pickle pizza, Geoff's pool hole, bean hole video, Whippersnapper, Andrew learns about the royals, Shaq's wal mart purchase, basketball, and uneventful lives.

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Please Don't Snipe Us // F**kface: Believe It Cause Why Not? [109]

Wed, 29 Jun 2022 07:00:00 -0000

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about being in the process of dropping the ball, knife edges, born again regulation listener, tuxedo tuxedo, prescription drink glasses, Long Kiss Goodnight, vibe sommelier, game show prizes, flipping a coin, Geoff in a helicopter, fantasy vehicles, and sock dilemmas.

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F**kface Breaks Shit 6/21/2022

Sat, 25 Jun 2022 15:00:00 -0000

Geoff and Eric are back to open card packs and see if they get a Zim. In this episode, we reveal that Garfield has died, there’s a Vancouver Child Kicker stamp, some awesome mail, if these Game of Thrones cards are real, and more.

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A Walking Stupid Contradiction // Our Tubes Will Groan Out the Sun [108]

Wed, 22 Jun 2022 07:00:00 -0000

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Geoff listening to Episode 107, Clip paranoia, F**kstick groan tubes, Meowwolf, spelling bee, and What to call a group of podcasters.

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Season 4, Year 3, Volume 1, Episode 107 // Future Us is as Lazy as Current We

Wed, 15 Jun 2022 07:00:00 -0000

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about bad intros, what makes a comment leaver, ass backing distance, time travel gummies, banned from NHL 22, most embarrassing Anal Passage, best in the world at dog tragedy, a new electrical problem, Geoff's swan documented, and bread tags.

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How to Buy a House // Trench Foot from his Bathtub [106]

Wed, 08 Jun 2022 07:00:00 -0000

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about home vibe inspector, gimmick TV, Andrew fell down the stair, shower clenching, tub sleeping, Gregging it, Geoff wrecks his bike, the big bad werewolf, Jackass Too Spicy Icey, and best in the world.

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Andrew Admits He Was Wrong // Geoff vs The Swan [105]

Wed, 01 Jun 2022 07:00:00 -0000

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Andrew's perspective on the name thing, skittles gummies robbery, hose explosion, an arm decapitation event, Swan Werewolf, and jetskis.

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Last Episode of Year 2 // Geoff Praying to Alexa [104]

Wed, 25 May 2022 07:00:00 -0000

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Freddy Kruger, Anal Passage best selling shirt of 2022, water guys?, Gavin's Overkill, blindfolded Halo Infinite, November Get Together, and Previously On Guesses.

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Best Selling Shirt // We're a Game Creating Podcast [103]

Wed, 18 May 2022 07:00:00 -0000

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Jack fortuitously wearing the Anal Passage inspiration shirt, Andrew's movie game, building a house from scratch, and chicken flavored popsicle.

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What Does Andrew Look Like? // Shirt Havers? [102]

Wed, 11 May 2022 07:00:00 -0000

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Andrew has a beard?, Norm MacDonald, The Challenge, Regulation Listener vs Comment Leaver shirts, never ask a chicken's name, Guess Who Might Be Dead Round 2: Movie Version, and Anal Passage Saga.

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The Baseball F**kface Fiasco // Dodge the Bov [101]

Wed, 04 May 2022 07:00:00 -0000

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about kinks vs cakes, ecomm pleasantries, F**kface Tax Exemptions, Andrew's Popsicle Roulette, Regulation Bagel, and ABBA memories.

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The 100th Episode // Condiments is the all time low

Wed, 27 Apr 2022 07:00:00 -0000

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Geoff's F**kface 100 Surprise, do they guess the voice?, ambuLAnce bro night, getting reflective, and Gavin's incredible story!

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We're (not) a Bovril Podcast // Apologizing to Lucases [99]

Wed, 20 Apr 2022 07:00:00 -0000

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Bovril history, donor regulations, awkward stuff with your parents, AH Live Tour, Gurpler Updates, and Geoff Balls Video.

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Gavin's 1 Piece of 64 Pieces of Clothing // The Regulation Bagel [98]

Wed, 13 Apr 2022 07:00:00 -0000

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about being relegated to coworker, hot dogs vs bovril, who is the previously on voice, sponsoring a hockey team, My Hubby's Bagels coffee, and urinal etiquette.

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How Did Geoff Do Batting? // F**kface Food Holes [97]

Wed, 06 Apr 2022 07:00:00 -0000

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about bean hole conclusion, homeruns?, a cookbook, pizza oven spider, cups & cup theory, and closing threads.

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Time to Get in All the Lines // Anti Glass [96]

Wed, 30 Mar 2022 07:00:00 -0000

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about not doing the Jack's notes thing, resprained ankle, Geoff's fridge update, The Gurpler, two bad Lucases, and the most wrong Andrew has been.

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Two Foot Bean Hole // Buttplug Updates [95]

Wed, 23 Mar 2022 07:00:00 -0000

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about disgusting lunch caffeinated soup, partial bean hole, Donkey Kong bet, how many socks is 1, and Andrew's long hair.

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Geoff's Cross to Bear // Are Buttplugs Real? [94]

Wed, 16 Mar 2022 07:00:00 -0000

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Top Gun, more root canals, The Matrix 4, MILF Alert & Delicious Boner on AIM, gifts from Geoff, dead wrestlers, buttplugs vs bronies, and jingle origins.

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The Late Night Episode // Very Different Days [93]

Wed, 09 Mar 2022 08:00:00 -0000

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Gavin in a bad mood, Geoff's new bike, how many things Andrew wrote, being excited to go to bed, using 9 instead of g, and Andrew's Candle Air Freshener remnants.

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Breakfast with F**kface // Naming a 20,000 Things [92]

Wed, 02 Mar 2022 08:00:00 -0000

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about what is a black coffee, hangin in the bathtub, Naming 20k Things Bet, an apology to Gavin, Geoff's CONTINUED root canals, Donkey Kong bails, and banana shapes.

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Eric's Job - Supplemental

Sat, 26 Feb 2022 08:00:00 -0000

You are joining us 25 minutes into a scheduling conversation where Eric is attempting to schedule upcoming F**kface recordings and events. This is not recorded for content, this is all genuine conversation that our audio engineer Nick rolled on just in case. Here is a slice of what it is like to be the producer for this podcast. Enjoy.

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Andrew's Ankle Suggestions // 2022: The Pancake Snorkel Redemption [91]

Wed, 23 Feb 2022 08:00:00 -0000

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Spanky Danky pleasantries, emergency porn glass, Andrew's Hospital Experience, Hotcake Hack Results, illegal knobs, wrist pockets, Gavin's drawstring drywall, and bean hole.

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Pleasantry Differences // A Loose Relationship with the Truth [90]

Wed, 16 Feb 2022 08:00:00 -0000

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about pleasantries, Gavin's ohs, Andrew's achievement lies, why aren't knives better, set ups but no punchlines, Va***ty, David Hasselhoff, disowned by every country, and candy tastings?

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The Royal We // The Infinity Pizza [89]

Wed, 09 Feb 2022 08:00:00 -0000

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Andrew wanting to skateboard but doesn't want to break in half, bad mood at dinner, the next british food tasting selection, is blood water, Donkey Kong Rap & bet, not joining a hockey team, and PUBG chicken.

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F**kface Stadium // Jingle Jingle Jingle [88]

Wed, 02 Feb 2022 08:00:00 -0000

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Gavin remains unpleasant, buying stadium naming rights, Andrew's McDonald's hack, stealing your feelings, being right in an angry way, a 2 episode mystery, and a fingerprint door handle.

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Unpleasantries // Not the first Fkface in Vriety [87]

Wed, 26 Jan 2022 08:00:00 -0000

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about our first true crime, 13 years of bullshit, being explicitly ignored, a variety article we aren't in, and Gavin's exploding apple remote kind of.

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F**kface Watch Along: The Tuxedo

Sat, 22 Jan 2022 08:00:00 -0000

Join Geoff, Gavin, Andrew, Eric, and Nick for this F**kface watch along of the 2002 hit Jackie Chan movie The Tuxedo. A hapless chauffeur must take a comatose Secret Agent's place using his special gadget-laden tuxedo.

To watch along, cue up The Tuxedo (available on DVD and HBO Max) and wait for the countdown. When you hear the cue, hit play. Now you're watching The Tuxedo.

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Judging Other Countries // Deep Lore About Nothing [86]

Wed, 19 Jan 2022 08:00:00 -0000

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about judging other countries based on name, the ""Sure, I'd be happy to!"" email, breaking down episode 1 of season 4, Gavin's 3 stories, and Andrew ""Sweet Swing"" Panton in the news.

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A Q&A with Andrew #2

Sat, 15 Jan 2022 08:00:00 -0000

Andrew is back to take questions from the F**kface Regulation Listeners and Comment Leavers. Andrew gets behind the scenes on some bits and clears up misconceptions, particularly about Raymond Somer.

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Bobcat & Steve // Andrew's Sponsorship Opportunity [85]

Wed, 12 Jan 2022 08:00:00 -0000

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about the snow removal budget, cat piss presents, the sauce to Burnham ratio, Gavin questions a device, Geoff is back on the bike kind of, and Andrew's slats.

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Season 4, Episode 1 // I'm Gonna Set the Law on Gire [84]

Wed, 05 Jan 2022 08:00:00 -0000

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Gavin pulling a visual joke on an audio podcast, a technical nightmare, a season change, and becoming a true crime podcast. Is this the worst episode? Welcome to Season 4.

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Trading Coin Tossers // Elite Log Management [83]

Wed, 29 Dec 2021 08:00:00 -0000

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about buying the podcast, trying illegal stuff as a joke, the NFL rulebook, spare socks, and fucksticks.

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Season 3, Episode 1 // The X-Ray Store [82]

Wed, 22 Dec 2021 08:00:00 -0000

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about the beginning of the 3rd season, food disasters, more Geoff medical updates, and coping.

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Flipping Coins for Rubbish // Andrew Tries the Cosmic Crisp [81]

Wed, 15 Dec 2021 08:00:00 -0000

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about the Kevin Mccallister universe, Minor League Fan Jack, cleaning stuff up, elevator key mishaps, and Andrew eats a Cosmic Crisp (twice?)

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A Q&A with Andrew

Fri, 10 Dec 2021 08:00:00 -0000

In this special presentation, Andrew takes some time out to answer questions from the F**kface Regulation Listeners and Comment Leavers. This isn't a regulation episode, just a supplemental piece that we wanted to try out for you. Hope you enjoy.

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Apple Scrumpling Gang // Pavloved Your Ass [80]

Wed, 08 Dec 2021 08:00:00 -0000

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about the best trailer for the worst movie, being a Jackie Chan podcast, perfect moments in Mission: Impossible 3, Geoff's colonoscopy, and Andrew buys the merch.

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The Boys of Dumpty // Apple Facts & the Regulation Apple [79]

Wed, 01 Dec 2021 08:00:00 -0000

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about if we're recording next week during our recording this week, the Boys of Zimmer, Geoff's real doll & his bike dump pants, and Andrew's never had a milkshake.

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Regulation Listeners // Geoff's at 36% [78]

Wed, 24 Nov 2021 08:00:00 -0000

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Geoff's colonoscopy & if he has to run, Andrew's formal apple apology, and Betty White contests to fund the show.

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Double Early with a Hard Out // New Prototypes [77]

Wed, 17 Nov 2021 08:00:00 -0000

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Gavin's rules for being on time or early plus the subcategories, Applecentric vacations & events, pastrami guys, prototypes that will shock & amaze you, and more 100% dark chocolate.

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Cosmic Crisp Review - Official Regulation Season 2 Supplemental Episode 1

Sat, 13 Nov 2021 08:00:00 -0000

Join Geoff, Gavin, Producer Eric, and Sound Engineer Nick as they taste test the Cosmic Crisp apple! Andrew is also here but he did not taste test the apple and believes this is all a prank being pulled on him. It's not, it's a Cosmic Crisp apple tasting and it's real. Is it a good? How'd they like them apples?

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Andrew Vs The Denver Nuggets // Forecast Calls for Heavy Pastrami & Koozies [76]

Wed, 10 Nov 2021 08:00:00 -0000

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Gavin's worst take ever (maybe?), the outcome of Andrew vs the Denver Nuggets, Geoff throwing a baseball but Gavin throwing a drink, and Andrew eats the chocolate.

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The New High Five // Who is the F**kface Superhero? [75]

Wed, 03 Nov 2021 07:00:00 -0000

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about the invention of the high five, putting fingers in eachother's mouths, the Smashing Sportsman, Phase 1 to Phase 2 pockets, and more.

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Gavin's Chocolate Confidence // We're a Food Podcast Maybe [74]

Wed, 27 Oct 2021 07:00:00 -0000

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about apple snobs vs Apple snobs, Geoff throwing the baseball on saturday maybe or maybe not, Gavin catches Geoff in an embarrassment, out nuggeting the Nuggets, and more.

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The Garlic Feet Taste Test // Andrew's a _______ Guy [73]

Wed, 20 Oct 2021 07:00:00 -0000

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about the legality of Michael Myers, what it will take to throw a ball at 80 mph, tasting garlic with things that aren't your tongue, and more.

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Geoff Puts His Anus Over the Pencil Grenade // Regulation Caboose [72]

Wed, 13 Oct 2021 07:00:00 -0000

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about taste receptors, Geoff still not throwing the ball, letting go of the pencil bet?, Geoff vs Tiger Balm Round 2, McDonald's Train Car, and Andrew knows Wendy from Wendy's.

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Too Spicy Icey // It's Hard to Listen When You're Talking [71]

Wed, 06 Oct 2021 07:00:00 -0000

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Geoff's Survivor watch party, there's (football) magic in the air, and ""let the milk from our cows, soote your anus ows!""

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A Mid-Episode Retraction // Retrain an Anus [70]

Wed, 29 Sep 2021 07:00:00 -0000

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about the world embracing Scrumping, how to respond to a letter in the letter time, bat knobs on sale October 1st, Geoff throwing a baseball and his newest embarrassment.

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Gavin the Luck Catalyst // Don't Do Anything to Crabs [69]

Wed, 22 Sep 2021 07:00:00 -0000

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Andrew's rookie of the year tarot card reading, a complicated relationship with shift, crabbing with friends, and Geoff going to Vegas for Andrew.

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The Most Magical Podcast on Earth // How Do you Scrump an Egg? [68]

Wed, 15 Sep 2021 07:00:00 -0000

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about our lucky number, conversations with Dark Andrew, the intricacies of relegation, Gavin learning about Jetski speeds, and humpty dumpting.

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The Rookie Magic Bet // Andrew's Lotto Machine [67]

Wed, 08 Sep 2021 07:00:00 -0000

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about getting together for the first time in weeks, learning about Shift, doing spells, and a decision making lotto machine.

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Andrew's Broken Chair Birthday // I've had my cat for 20 years [66]

Wed, 01 Sep 2021 07:00:00 -0000

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Andrew's joke book and being mad at comment leavers about ramen, The Zim vs an umpire, and Andrew's List(tm).

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It's Constantly June // Geoff's Bike Stunt Video [65]

Wed, 25 Aug 2021 07:00:00 -0000

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Gavin potentially poisoning himself, Geoff's bike trick video, calling Caleb for a Pinballz wager, and sauce clarification.

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Can Geoff Ever Leave the House Again? // Friar Tuck Cake [64]

Wed, 18 Aug 2021 07:00:00 -0000

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about the purple nightmare, Olympic gambling, why Jurassic Park happens, and cake phrases. Want to contribute to bits? Email what you can do to ffacebits@gmail.com

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Geoff's Bullet Points // Man Hands, Open Water [63]

Wed, 11 Aug 2021 07:00:00 -0000

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Geoff's trip, a massage from a man, a cappuccino of puke, and GO NOW!

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Not Having the Optimal Ramen Experience // Not Blow, Suck [62]

Wed, 04 Aug 2021 07:00:00 -0000

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about cooking ramen, Geoff's continued poop adventures, and people watching in Vegas.

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Gut Full of Tots // Child Picking Day [61]

Wed, 28 Jul 2021 07:00:00 -0000

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Geoff not participating in the sauce segment under protest, a chunky chutney of cheese, betting in Vegas, and Scripps National Spelling Bee.

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Zimmer's Titanium Forehead // Is Humpty Dumpty an Easter Thing? [60]

Wed, 21 Jul 2021 07:00:00 -0000

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Geoff's new shitty lease on life, the smell of the F**kface air freshener, horses putting eggs or cannons back together, Shatner's webstore, and state songs.

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Cucumber Content For You // Who Pissed on All the Wallets? [59]

Wed, 14 Jul 2021 07:00:00 -0000

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Gavin's Treadmill shorts, a bunch of pee stories, everyone's regulation salad, and Andrew's room drawings.

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D-Box Crew Family // A New Outskirts Bet? [58]

Wed, 07 Jul 2021 07:00:00 -0000

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Producer Eric chugging a soda, British GI Joe vs Canadian GI Joe, Geoff's new bike tricks, and Gordon Ramsay Chef Blast.

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No Way to Win Recording This Podcast // Curse of the Cucumber [57]

Wed, 30 Jun 2021 07:00:00 -0000

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Jack's current Superfan status, selling sauce back to McDonald's, talking to strangers, and advanced angles cucumber delivery.

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Andrew is a _______ Guy // The Least Satisfying Redemption Possible [56]

Wed, 23 Jun 2021 07:00:00 -0000

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about a confusing text thread, Gavin inheriting Geoff's problems, Andrew's expanded sauce empire, and a couple redemption attempts.

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Leaning on Gavin and Andrew Kind of // Sauce Bitcoin [55]

Wed, 16 Jun 2021 07:00:00 -0000

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Geoff's CONTINUED dental & fridge sagas, Andrew's sauce drawer feat. BTS, the ending of the last podcast, the conclusion of the bet, and Andrew tries to drink 2 cans without burping.

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Who is the Host? // Geoff Ends the Podcast [54]

Wed, 09 Jun 2021 07:00:00 -0000

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about STILL not doing intros and outros, the continued Halo bet between Andrew & Gavin, Geoff hiring Apple Jack to fix a fridge, and the fake outro.

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Episode 53 Season 2 Year 2 // Geoff's 3am Shit Story

Wed, 02 Jun 2021 07:00:00 -0000

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about starting off year 2 but it's still season 2 with an Andrew apology, Halo bet power outages & new techniques, jetskis man, and Geoff's 3am Shit Story.

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Geoff's Car Wreck Story // Firing an Extinguisher [52]

Wed, 26 May 2021 07:00:00 -0000

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about being Andrew's new Property Brothers, supplemental content for the socials of an extinguisher, and basket weaving (again.)

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Divided Comment Leavers // All Time Loser [51]

Wed, 19 May 2021 07:00:00 -0000

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about a fire extinguisher filled with blood, Gavin and Andrew's Halo Times bet, real phone numbers in content, and a lot of cheese sandwich talk.

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Zimmer Frames // How North is Hawaii? [50]

Wed, 12 May 2021 07:00:00 -0000

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about bat knob confusion, f**kfacing yourself at a company meeting because of Zim-ET, unfun farts, and Property Brothers Mobile Game.

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Recycled Gavin/Andrew Conversations // Can You Get a Hot Dog on That Thing [49]

Wed, 05 May 2021 07:00:00 -0000

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about podcast therapy, blanking during stand up comedy, and bathtub confusion.

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In the Anal Trenches // A Tub as Narrow as Geoff's foot [48]

Wed, 28 Apr 2021 07:00:00 -0000

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Gavin's ADR Nick theory confirmed, an official F**kface retraction, getting in a dry tub, and missed mechanics.

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Almost One Year // You Cannot Unshit a Portapotty [47]

Wed, 21 Apr 2021 07:30:00 -0000

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Andrew starting a fire to cover for using a fire extinguisher, a leisurely bike ride with crashes, predicting Zimmerzone, and Geoff's card stream plan.

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A Bunch of Toilet Stories // The First F**kface App [46]

Wed, 14 Apr 2021 07:00:00 -0000

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Jon Voight style blood, Andrew's bathroom snack, and Geoff's pink porta potty. Want to contribute to bits? Email what you can do to ffacebits@gmail.com. Sponsored by: Honey (http://joinhoney.com/face), Quip (http://getquip.com/face), and HelloFresh (http://hellofresh.com/12face + code 12face).

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Gavin Wasn't Ready // Bingoing Somebody in Scrabble Feels Good [45]

Wed, 07 Apr 2021 07:00:00 -0000

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about RPMs, content that can not easily be dodged, and the Bingo Queen.

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Entrance Only Backwards // Geoff's portapotty [44]

Wed, 31 Mar 2021 07:00:00 -0000

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Andrew not being a socks guy, releasing an episode on vinyl, and the perfect british sandwich.

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The Yao Ming of Ewoks // Taking NFTs to the Ham Zone [43]

Wed, 24 Mar 2021 07:00:00 -0000

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about getting in to pickling which is not what you think it is, the new beef bracelet from Geoff, and an NFT art piece from Geoff. Very Geoff focused on this one. That's good though.

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Affecting the Market // Dog Shampoo [42]

Wed, 17 Mar 2021 07:00:00 -0000

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about doing so many more than 1 intro, Gavin can't speak in the Zimmerzone, and how Roombas have gotten worse over time.

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Episode 1 of Season 2 // ansack [41]

Wed, 10 Mar 2021 08:00:00 -0000

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Eric not keeping everyone in line, they finally get in to the Raymond Somer stuff, and Geoff's new porta potty.

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The Power is Back // Geoff Was Here 2021 [40]

Wed, 03 Mar 2021 08:00:00 -0000

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Geoff crashes his bike, Gavin gets hit in the head, and we never talk about Raymond Somer. I'm sorry. This is Eric and I wasn't at this one because of Face Jam and I f**kfaced everyone by not getting them in line. I'm really sorry.

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We're Still in the Past // Vancouver Child Kicker [39]

Wed, 24 Feb 2021 08:00:00 -0000

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about the intense paranoia caused by this show, we guess numbers, Andrew makes a sound that you have to guess then tries salad cream, and more.

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We Rule the Domain of Zim // The Sap Trap [38]

Fri, 19 Feb 2021 08:00:00 -0000

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Geoff's dog finding a squeaky toy, then a fire alarm going off in Andrew's apartment, then a fire truck driving outside and Andrew thinking his apartment is on fire, shouting Zimmer from the rooftops, and more.

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F**kface Postponed due to Weather

Wed, 17 Feb 2021 08:00:00 -0000

Due to the severe weather in Austin, this week's F**kface episode is postponed but will be out as soon as possible. In the meantime, Andrew Panton wanted to give a quick word so people weren't left with nothing.

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Figuring Out What Andrew Doesn't Know // Into the ZimmerZone [37]

Wed, 10 Feb 2021 08:00:00 -0000

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Geoff's big accomplishment, the best videos before or after an event, XXX every Tuesday 50 cents, and more.

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None of What You Said Matters // We Spill So Many Drinks [36]

Wed, 03 Feb 2021 08:00:00 -0000

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about terrible advice for Geoff's sock problem, Andrew's horde mode burger bet, the act of war of podcast trailer voting, and more.

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Why Are You Yelling // Medium Strength Water [35]

Wed, 27 Jan 2021 08:00:00 -0000

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Geoff stepping in dog poop maybe, Gavin's sink-shroom, Andrew's dwindling buger bet confidence, and more.

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Gavin Learns About Knobs // The Most Expensive Flush [34]

Wed, 20 Jan 2021 08:00:00 -0000

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about selling bat handles, the best sequel, Geoff's broken toilet, and more.

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Banana Notoriety // Best Butt Years Are Behind Me [33]

Wed, 13 Jan 2021 08:00:00 -0000

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Nick's baby, Winnie the Poohing it, the cookie dough ice cream of video games, and more.

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Black Bawks Down // The First F**kface Recipe [32]

Wed, 06 Jan 2021 08:00:00 -0000

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about starting a war with Gus?, a hamburger sandwich shop, Andrew's coffee soup, and more. Listen to a F**kface Christmas at https://soundcloud.com/user-741322501/sets/have-a-fkface-christmas-feat-the-fkface-discord-orchestra

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Andrew Passes to Himself // NOTTHERSTORE [31]

Wed, 30 Dec 2020 08:00:00 -0000

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about a very special intro, the community Christmas Album, potential bat betrayals, and more. Listen to a F**kface Christmas at https://soundcloud.com/user-741322501/sets/have-a-fkface-christmas-feat-the-fkface-discord-orchestra

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The Worst Minute in F**kface History // Metaphorical Coin Flipping Socks [30]

Wed, 23 Dec 2020 08:00:00 -0000

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew do the episode but Geoff gets up... like 5 times? Anyway they also talk about Cyberpunk's broken nose, Geoff's podcast unfaithfulness, a good minute, and more. Listen to a F**kface Christmas at https://soundcloud.com/user-741322501/sets/have-a-fkface-christmas-feat-the-fkface-discord-orchestra.

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Double Sized Head // Demolish You in the Sewing Machine [29]

Wed, 16 Dec 2020 08:00:00 -0000

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about making molds of your head, when you're teen aged, rarely having bean bags, and more.

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I'm All Back // The Bat Fiasco [28]

Wed, 09 Dec 2020 08:00:00 -0000

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Andrew being the most least prepared, payoff to the ketchup bet, Geoff's bats, and more. Sponsored by ExpressVPN (http://expressvpn.com/face) and Tushy (http://hellotushy.com/face).

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In the Ham Zone // Confidence of a Much Dumber Man [27]

Wed, 02 Dec 2020 08:00:00 -0000

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about license plates, 3 marathons in a week, Andrew's comfort mountain pillow predicament, and more.

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Twice Cooked Floor Dogs // Unverified Wipes [26]

Wed, 25 Nov 2020 08:00:00 -0000

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about sell by dates, complicated bedsheets, the right way to store ketchup, and more.

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Embracing the Waffle Lifestyle // Rolling Several Ankles in Austin [25]

Wed, 18 Nov 2020 08:00:00 -0000

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about a fear of vomiting, bad ankles, Andrew's Austin antics, and more. Buy the Gurple shirt: http://bit.ly/FFgurple.

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Rerailing the Train // The Bathroom Waffle Maker [24]

Wed, 11 Nov 2020 08:00:00 -0000

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about turnip root & gooseberry, Geoff's bloody cummy dick heart, 70 pounds of pancake mix and more.

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Andrew Loses Power // Andrew's Precious Bits [23]

Wed, 04 Nov 2020 08:00:00 -0000

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew have a bit of a problem. Andrew starts telling his story about overcoming Kelsey Grammer but then his power goes out so Eric steps in and the show is just weird for like half an hour BUT THEN Andrew comes back and Geoff goes over his new business plan. Truly revolutionary stuff.

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Fluke Face

Tue, 03 Nov 2020 08:00:00 -0000

Fluke Face

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Gurple Confusion // Stickier Things Than Horses [22]

Wed, 28 Oct 2020 07:00:00 -0000

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about a Nick issue, looking for my next Garfield, Buffy the Vampire Slayer the movie the show the comic, and more.

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Early for Being Late // We're Gurpin' [21]

Wed, 21 Oct 2020 07:00:00 -0000

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about doing intros again, what our friend Jack thinks about the show, concentrate tubes, and more.

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Gum Was a Much Bigger Deal // Have Either of You Ever Been in a Pyramid Scheme [20]

Wed, 14 Oct 2020 07:00:00 -0000

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about not being a baseball podcast, Chael Sonnen, Garfield times getting beat, and more.

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Gavin Was Late (on time) // Is a Bag a Container? [19]

Wed, 07 Oct 2020 07:00:00 -0000

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about foods that Andrew has never tried, Gavin's new head dent, do it for Nick, and more.

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Pranked by a Gentle Ghost // The Verdict [18]

Wed, 30 Sep 2020 07:00:00 -0000

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about the rules of being visibly early, the being nice about Gavin segment, a judge's ruling, and more.

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Panton v. RamFree // A Popular Misconception [17]

Wed, 23 Sep 2020 07:00:00 -0000

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about the root canal store, a true villain, surprise key character witnesses, and more.

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A Variety of Lawsuits//Bog Roll Folders? [16]

Wed, 16 Sep 2020 07:00:00 -0000

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about assembled Andrew's legal team, Geoff's fake first place Garfield finish, bog roll folders, and more.

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A Grown Up Fall//Garfield Champ is Still The Champ [15]

Wed, 09 Sep 2020 07:00:00 -0000

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about a toenail update, Andrew eating pencils, an update on Andrew's rogue store, and more.

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Burger Bet Results//Can We Sue Ourselves? [14]

Wed, 02 Sep 2020 07:00:00 -0000

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Wacky Races, tips for competitive eating, The Panton Line official site, and more.

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Bathroom Snake Spotter//I Became a Shitty Riddler [13]

Wed, 26 Aug 2020 07:00:00 -0000

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about vertical wiping, surprise toilet dangers, Andrew's Krampiss Cult, picking the cheese, and more.

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My Dog Snores Like My Girlfriend//Judge Judy Footrub [12]

Wed, 19 Aug 2020 07:00:00 -0000

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about swim trunks, cheeky double anus, Andrew's prank confessional, suited tattoo artists, and more.

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I Forgot About Pissboy//The Ambition of Krampus [11]

Wed, 12 Aug 2020 07:00:00 -0000

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about coming upon a revenge, twitter jail, Geoff's spam calls, the Panton clothing line, and more.

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Andrew the Bogeyman//Is It Evil If It's Funny? [10]

Wed, 05 Aug 2020 07:00:00 -0000

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about the making of a horror movie villain, a F**kface hat, James Bond, and more.

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The Ultimate Question Fart//Biology Homework [9]

Wed, 29 Jul 2020 07:00:00 -0000

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about tying up loose ends, recorded farts, accidentally making money, and the latest trend.

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Confidence of a Much More Capable Man//Coolio Has No Involvement [8]

Wed, 22 Jul 2020 07:00:00 -0000

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about a burger eating challenge, Coolio, Xbox Achievements, and an elaborate payment plan.

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Burger Tablet//Emailing the Queen of Apes [7]

Wed, 15 Jul 2020 07:00:00 -0000

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about a Microsoft Surface contest, a stolen Battle Bus, a whole new genre of entertainment, and movie theater stories.

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Double Anus//Hate Nap [6]

Wed, 08 Jul 2020 07:00:00 -0000

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about the first time they met, having trouble focusing, lyrics,hate naps, and Andrew’s PUBG challenge.

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Going Ape for Monkey Movies//A Friendship Ends Over Piss [5]

Wed, 01 Jul 2020 07:00:00 -0000

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about monkey movies, orangutans, game achievements, and messing with people.

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Andrew Joins the Basket Weaving Alliance//Naturally Equipped to be a Mime [4]

Wed, 24 Jun 2020 07:00:00 -0000

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about their value in a post-apocalyptic world, anxiety over Yoshi, their first f**kfaces, and stupid stuff they did as kids.

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Trapped in the Bathroom with a Cat//You Make People Uncomfortable [3]

Wed, 17 Jun 2020 11:57:00 -0000

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about hiding from movers, failed pranks, postal services, and white chocolate.

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Set Sail For Ass//Billy Ripken F**kfaced Himself [2]

Wed, 10 Jun 2020 07:00:00 -0000

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about the origins of f**kface, farts that remind you of people, Garfield Kart racing, and basket weaving.

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Face Tattoo Bets//Animal Crossing Turnips [1]

Wed, 03 Jun 2020 07:00:00 -0000

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew have their first episode where they talk about F**kfacing your face, barbershops at the old folks home, reaching out to Tide, and 625 prices.

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Introducing F**kface

Wed, 20 May 2020 07:00:00 -0000

What is a F**kface? Geoff Ramsey, Gavin Free, and Andrew Panton are here to fill you in! Subscribe now and never miss a new episode!

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