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    <description>Welcome to 100% Eat, the show where we try every fast food restaurant to let you know if you need it. You probably do. Formerly Face Jam, Our Heroes are flying the new banner of 100% Eat high. Are you 100% in? </description>
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Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday.
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      <pubDate>Thu, 23 Apr 2026 13:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday.
Follow us on IG &amp; Twitter: @100percenteat


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<p>Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday.
Follow us on IG &amp; Twitter: @100percenteat

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      <title>How the Mighty Have Fallen %% Alamo Drafthouse 2026 Update Menu</title>
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      <description>This one hurts. Our Heroes take in a movie (Exit 8 ) at Austin's own Alamo Drafthouse to check out the new menu. It's rough. These pretzels. And the queso? And you have to be on your phone? Also Sauce Monkey is flipping out at this movie. This one is for the books but luckily it's also for the bugs (you) so enjoy more than we did.

New beanie, new magnet, &amp; NEW SHIRT this FRIDAY! https://100percenteat.store

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      <pubDate>Tue, 21 Apr 2026 07:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:summary>This one hurts. Our Heroes take in a movie (Exit 8 ) at Austin's own Alamo Drafthouse to check out the new menu. It's rough. These pretzels. And the queso? And you have to be on your phone? Also Sauce Monkey is flipping out at this movie. This one is for the books but luckily it's also for the bugs (you) so enjoy more than we did.

New beanie, new magnet, &amp; NEW SHIRT this FRIDAY! https://100percenteat.store

Also grab an autograph from Our Heroes https://streamily.com/100-percent-eat

Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every friday.
Follow us on IG &amp; Twitter: @100percenteat


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<p>New beanie, new magnet, &amp; NEW SHIRT this FRIDAY! https://100percenteat.store</p>
<p>Also grab an autograph from Our Heroes https://streamily.com/100-percent-eat</p>
<p>Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every friday.
Follow us on IG &amp; Twitter: @100percenteat

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      <description>Okay so part of the Kpop Demon Hunters menu is this McFlurry with non-blueberry blueberries but we gotta eat em QUICK! It's gonna make a mess in Eric’s car and he's gonna start to think about getting mad!!!!!

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      <pubDate>Thu, 16 Apr 2026 13:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday.
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<p>Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday.
Follow us on IG &amp; Twitter: @100percenteat

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      <title>You Have Pretty Feet %% McDonald's Kpop Demon Hunter Meal</title>
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New beanie, new magnet, &amp; NEW SHIRT this FRIDAY! https://100percenteat.store

Also grab an autograph from Our Heroes https://streamily.com/100-percent-eat

Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday.
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      <pubDate>Tue, 14 Apr 2026 07:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:summary>Our Heroes head to the Golden (heh) Arches to get the new Kpop Demon Hunter meals, which they were scared they were going to run out of, Grinch style. We're talking hamburger positions, food additions, dippin sauces, pretty feet, and MORE!

New beanie, new magnet, &amp; NEW SHIRT this FRIDAY! https://100percenteat.store

Also grab an autograph from Our Heroes https://streamily.com/100-percent-eat

Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday.
Follow us on IG &amp; Twitter: @100percenteat


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        <![CDATA[<p>Our Heroes head to the Golden (heh) Arches to get the new Kpop Demon Hunter meals, which they were scared they were going to run out of, Grinch style. We're talking hamburger positions, food additions, dippin sauces, pretty feet, and MORE!</p>
<p>New beanie, new magnet, &amp; NEW SHIRT this FRIDAY! https://100percenteat.store</p>
<p>Also grab an autograph from Our Heroes https://streamily.com/100-percent-eat</p>
<p>Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday.
Follow us on IG &amp; Twitter: @100percenteat

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      <pubDate>Thu, 09 Apr 2026 13:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday.
Follow us on IG &amp; Twitter: @100percenteat


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        <![CDATA[<p>Our Heroes are celebrating 100 with a car ride back to the office and NOTHING WEIRD HAS HAPPENED TODAY. Have you seen these jack antenna balls? Crazy. Check out this slop burger. Crazy. Why did you make us eat this? Crazy.</p>
<p>Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday.
Follow us on IG &amp; Twitter: @100percenteat

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      <description>Wendy's ran a bring it back tournament and Our Heroes got involved to get what they want: The Pretzel Pub. Listen to the harrowing tale and relive the highs &amp; lows that brought back the greatest sandwich in Wendy’s history.

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      <pubDate>Wed, 08 Apr 2026 23:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:summary>Wendy's ran a bring it back tournament and Our Heroes got involved to get what they want: The Pretzel Pub. Listen to the harrowing tale and relive the highs &amp; lows that brought back the greatest sandwich in Wendy’s history.

Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday.
Follow us on IG &amp; Twitter: @100percenteat


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        <![CDATA[<p>Wendy's ran a bring it back tournament and Our Heroes got involved to get what they want: The Pretzel Pub. Listen to the harrowing tale and relive the highs &amp; lows that brought back the greatest sandwich in Wendy’s history.</p>
<p>Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday.
Follow us on IG &amp; Twitter: @100percenteat

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      <title>YOU Picked BANNED FOOD for Episode 100! %% Jack in the Box Hot Mess Munchie Meal</title>
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      <description>It's episode 100 of 100% Eat and Our Heroes allowed YOU (through Patreon votes) to pick the food. Jack in the Box, the once BANNED restaurant, makes its return in episode 100 with the Hot Mess Meal, a whole pile of slop in a box. Why? Why did you do this?

New beanie, new magnet, &amp; NEW SHIRT this FRIDAY! https://100percenteat.store

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      <pubDate>Tue, 07 Apr 2026 07:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:summary>It's episode 100 of 100% Eat and Our Heroes allowed YOU (through Patreon votes) to pick the food. Jack in the Box, the once BANNED restaurant, makes its return in episode 100 with the Hot Mess Meal, a whole pile of slop in a box. Why? Why did you do this?

New beanie, new magnet, &amp; NEW SHIRT this FRIDAY! https://100percenteat.store

Also grab an autograph from Our Heroes https://streamily.com/100-percent-eat

Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday.
Follow us on IG &amp; Twitter: @100percenteat


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        <![CDATA[<p>It's episode 100 of 100% Eat and Our Heroes allowed YOU (through Patreon votes) to pick the food. Jack in the Box, the once BANNED restaurant, makes its return in episode 100 with the Hot Mess Meal, a whole pile of slop in a box. Why? Why did you do this?</p>
<p>New beanie, new magnet, &amp; NEW SHIRT this FRIDAY! https://100percenteat.store</p>
<p>Also grab an autograph from Our Heroes https://streamily.com/100-percent-eat</p>
<p>Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday.
Follow us on IG &amp; Twitter: @100percenteat

</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <description>Graysie needs to know we got the cinniminis. She messages back in record speed. Jordan could eat all 10 if he wanted to, Graysie couldn't though. She should hire Adam from Laser Team to beat him up, actually. These wings stink and these fries are weird. 

Check out that TALL shirt though. Get one at https://100percenteat.store

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      <pubDate>Thu, 02 Apr 2026 13:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>bonus</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Striking Distance LLC</itunes:author>
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      <itunes:summary>Graysie needs to know we got the cinniminis. She messages back in record speed. Jordan could eat all 10 if he wanted to, Graysie couldn't though. She should hire Adam from Laser Team to beat him up, actually. These wings stink and these fries are weird. 

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        <![CDATA[<p>Graysie needs to know we got the cinniminis. She messages back in record speed. Jordan could eat all 10 if he wanted to, Graysie couldn't though. She should hire Adam from Laser Team to beat him up, actually. These wings stink and these fries are weird. </p>
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      <title>Crust-Lovers Died on the Crust %% Pizza Hut New Hut Crust</title>
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      <description>Pizza Hut "redid" their crust. We don't believe it. It's got some seasoning. These crustlovers wouldn't know a good crust if it came up and kicked them. This place is more messed up than that looney tunes skunk, dude.

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      <pubDate>Tue, 31 Mar 2026 07:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Striking Distance LLC</itunes:author>
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      <itunes:summary>Pizza Hut "redid" their crust. We don't believe it. It's got some seasoning. These crustlovers wouldn't know a good crust if it came up and kicked them. This place is more messed up than that looney tunes skunk, dude.

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        <![CDATA[<p>Pizza Hut "redid" their crust. We don't believe it. It's got some seasoning. These crustlovers wouldn't know a good crust if it came up and kicked them. This place is more messed up than that looney tunes skunk, dude.</p>
<p>Are you a Buster for Hut? Or are you a Buster for Lola? Bustin makes us feel good.</p>
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      <title>Beekeeper (2024) Watchalong</title>
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      <pubDate>Sat, 28 Mar 2026 13:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>bonus</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Striking Distance LLC</itunes:author>
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      <itunes:summary>Our Heroes watch Beekeeper (2024) with you. Sync this up with the movie and watch Nick &amp; Jordan see it for the first time but Michael &amp; Eric keep looking at each other because they know what happens next. A former operative of a powerful organization embarks on a brutal campaign for vengeance.

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        <![CDATA[<p>Our Heroes watch Beekeeper (2024) with you. Sync this up with the movie and watch Nick &amp; Jordan see it for the first time but Michael &amp; Eric keep looking at each other because they know what happens next. A former operative of a powerful organization embarks on a brutal campaign for vengeance.</p>
<p>Join us on our Discord by signing up at Patreon.com/100percenteat and be a part of our upcoming celebrations because we turn 2 in MAY!</p>
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      <title>Dual Strike Plan Initiate - Panda Express Ride Along</title>
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      <description>Pinch Pinch Pinch! Don't drop your phone, Our Heroes are on their way back from getting Panda Express. The troops are alerted and ordering dynamite chicken. Is this chicken TOO SPICY?!?! We need you to push the merch, guys. This is your fault.

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      <pubDate>Thu, 26 Mar 2026 13:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>bonus</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Striking Distance LLC</itunes:author>
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      <itunes:summary>Pinch Pinch Pinch! Don't drop your phone, Our Heroes are on their way back from getting Panda Express. The troops are alerted and ordering dynamite chicken. Is this chicken TOO SPICY?!?! We need you to push the merch, guys. This is your fault.

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        <![CDATA[<p>Pinch Pinch Pinch! Don't drop your phone, Our Heroes are on their way back from getting Panda Express. The troops are alerted and ordering dynamite chicken. Is this chicken TOO SPICY?!?! We need you to push the merch, guys. This is your fault.</p>
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      <title>The HOTTEST Chicken Ever? %% Panda Express Dynamite Sweet and Sour Chicken</title>
      <link>https://youtu.be/oC9ioXX--rY</link>
      <description>Our Heroes are dropping Panda Express to see if this chicken is as hot as they say. It actually might be? It's certainly not very sweet and it's definitely not sour. Check out these balloon animals and Final Fantasy talk. We're all over the place but it's GREAT! Stop eating Panda Express 2 days in a row.

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      <pubDate>Tue, 24 Mar 2026 07:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Striking Distance LLC</itunes:author>
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      <itunes:summary>Our Heroes are dropping Panda Express to see if this chicken is as hot as they say. It actually might be? It's certainly not very sweet and it's definitely not sour. Check out these balloon animals and Final Fantasy talk. We're all over the place but it's GREAT! Stop eating Panda Express 2 days in a row.

We're watching THE BEE KEEPER Wednesday March 25 @ 6pm CT with YOU. Go to Patreon.com/100percenteat to get access to the discord and join the hive.

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        <![CDATA[<p>Our Heroes are dropping Panda Express to see if this chicken is as hot as they say. It actually might be? It's certainly not very sweet and it's definitely not sour. Check out these balloon animals and Final Fantasy talk. We're all over the place but it's GREAT! Stop eating Panda Express 2 days in a row.</p>
<p>We're watching THE BEE KEEPER Wednesday March 25 @ 6pm CT with YOU. Go to Patreon.com/100percenteat to get access to the discord and join the hive.</p>
<p>New beanie, new magnet, &amp; NEW SHIRT this FRIDAY! https://100percenteat.store</p>
<p>Also grab an autograph from Our Heroes https://streamily.com/100-percent-eat</p>
<p>Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday.
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      <title>Nick on the Cross - Taco Cabana Ride Along</title>
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      <description>Climb on the cross with the Sauce Monkey as he gets sauce for himself. JARED WHO is mad about Nick Pick's and Nick is gettin tricked by insurance. Or he's tricking them. FOUR of the meals. One? This is our first look at red goop.

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      <pubDate>Thu, 19 Mar 2026 13:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>bonus</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Striking Distance LLC</itunes:author>
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      <itunes:summary>Climb on the cross with the Sauce Monkey as he gets sauce for himself. JARED WHO is mad about Nick Pick's and Nick is gettin tricked by insurance. Or he's tricking them. FOUR of the meals. One? This is our first look at red goop.

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        <![CDATA[<p>Climb on the cross with the Sauce Monkey as he gets sauce for himself. JARED WHO is mad about Nick Pick's and Nick is gettin tricked by insurance. Or he's tricking them. FOUR of the meals. One? This is our first look at red goop.</p>
<p>AND DON'T FORGET that we're watching Beekeeper (2024) with YOU on Wednesday March 25th at 6pm CT on discord! Get on by going to Patreon.com/100percenteat NOW!</p>
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      <title>We Eat the Red Goop %% Taco Cabana Cheetos Flamin' Hot Rojo Wrap &amp; Loaded Fries</title>
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      <description>This Nick Pick crosses the line. Our Heroes are being forced to eat cartoon food at this point. Taco Cabana teams up with Cheetos to make the most confusing slop we've ever encountered but it's okay because Nick got some sauces for himself then promptly threw them away. What score do you think the Cheetos Flamin' Hot Rojo Wrap &amp; Loaded Fries will get? Spoiler: you're right.

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      <pubDate>Tue, 17 Mar 2026 07:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Striking Distance LLC</itunes:author>
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      <itunes:summary>This Nick Pick crosses the line. Our Heroes are being forced to eat cartoon food at this point. Taco Cabana teams up with Cheetos to make the most confusing slop we've ever encountered but it's okay because Nick got some sauces for himself then promptly threw them away. What score do you think the Cheetos Flamin' Hot Rojo Wrap &amp; Loaded Fries will get? Spoiler: you're right.

We're watching THE BEE KEEPER Wednesday March 25 @ 6pm CT with YOU. Go to Patreon.com/100percenteat to get access to the discord and join the hive.

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        <![CDATA[<p>This Nick Pick crosses the line. Our Heroes are being forced to eat cartoon food at this point. Taco Cabana teams up with Cheetos to make the most confusing slop we've ever encountered but it's okay because Nick got some sauces for himself then promptly threw them away. What score do you think the Cheetos Flamin' Hot Rojo Wrap &amp; Loaded Fries will get? Spoiler: you're right.</p>
<p>We're watching THE BEE KEEPER Wednesday March 25 @ 6pm CT with YOU. Go to Patreon.com/100percenteat to get access to the discord and join the hive.</p>
<p>New beanie, new magnet, &amp; NEW SHIRT this FRIDAY! https://100percenteat.storeAlso grab an autograph from Our Heroes https://streamily.com/100-percent-eat</p>
<p>Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday.
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      <title>Food CRIMES! Pizza Pocket SLOP &amp; Egg Whites with Chocolate Syrup - FOOD COURT</title>
      <link>https://youtu.be/PS9_YpWanj8</link>
      <description>Honorable Judges Michael &amp; Jordan presiding over today's Food Court. On the docket: Pizza Pocket Couple Fight, religious crackers as a snack, and Chocolate Egg Snot. These criminals are throwing themselves on the mercy of the court.Submit your Food Crimes to the court by signing up at Patreon.com/100percenteat OR email FoodCourt@100percenteat.com

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      <pubDate>Sat, 14 Mar 2026 13:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>bonus</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Striking Distance LLC</itunes:author>
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      <itunes:summary>Honorable Judges Michael &amp; Jordan presiding over today's Food Court. On the docket: Pizza Pocket Couple Fight, religious crackers as a snack, and Chocolate Egg Snot. These criminals are throwing themselves on the mercy of the court.Submit your Food Crimes to the court by signing up at Patreon.com/100percenteat OR email FoodCourt@100percenteat.com

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<p>Also grab an autograph from Our Heroes https://streamily.com/100-percent-eat</p>
<p>Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday.
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      <pubDate>Tue, 03 Mar 2026 08:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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New year, new merch (for you) https://100percenteat.store

Also grab an autograph from Our Heroes https://streamily.com/100-percent-eat

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<p>New year, new merch (for you) https://100percenteat.store</p>
<p>Also grab an autograph from Our Heroes https://streamily.com/100-percent-eat</p>
<p>Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday.
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<p>Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday.
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      <pubDate>Thu, 26 Feb 2026 14:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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<p>Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday.
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FOOD COURT Wednesday the 25th (TOMORROW)! Join the discord at Patreon.com/100percenteat and watch LIVE at 6pm CT!

New year, new merch (for you) https://100percenteat.store

Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday.
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<p>FOOD COURT Wednesday the 25th (TOMORROW)! Join the discord at Patreon.com/100percenteat and watch LIVE at 6pm CT!</p>
<p>New year, new merch (for you) https://100percenteat.store</p>
<p>Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday.
Follow us on IG &amp; Twitter: @100percenteat

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      <pubDate>Thu, 19 Feb 2026 14:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 15 Jan 2026 14:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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<p>New year, new merch (for you) https://100percenteat.store</p>
<p>Also grab an autograph from Our Heroes https://streamily.com/100-percent-eat</p>
<p>Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday.</p>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 08 Jan 2026 14:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 06 Jan 2026 08:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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New year, new merch (for you) https://100percenteat.store

Also grab an autograph from Our Heroes https://streamily.com/100-percent-eat

Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday.

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<p>New year, new merch (for you) https://100percenteat.store</p>
<p>Also grab an autograph from Our Heroes https://streamily.com/100-percent-eat</p>
<p>Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday.</p>
<p>Follow us on IG &amp; Twitter: @100percenteat

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      <title>Ending 2025 on a WIN?! %% Hattie B's Nashville Hot Chicken</title>
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THE HAT IS BACK https://100percenteat.store

Also grab an autograph from Our Heroes https://streamily.com/100-percent-eat

Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday.
Follow us on IG &amp; Twitter: @100percenteat


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<p>THE HAT IS BACK https://100percenteat.store</p>
<p>Also grab an autograph from Our Heroes https://streamily.com/100-percent-eat</p>
<p>Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday.
Follow us on IG &amp; Twitter: @100percenteat

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      <pubDate>Tue, 23 Dec 2025 08:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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THE HAT IS BACK https://100percenteat.store

Also grab an autograph from Our Heroes https://streamily.com/100-percent-eat

Sponsored by HelloFresh. Go to HelloFresh.com/majority10fm to Get 10 free meals + a FREE Zwilling Knife (a $144.99 value) in your 3rd box. Offer valid while supplies last. Free meals applied as discount on 1st box, new subscribers only, varies by plan.

Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday.
Follow us on IG &amp; Twitter: @100percenteat


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<p>THE HAT IS BACK https://100percenteat.store</p>
<p>Also grab an autograph from Our Heroes https://streamily.com/100-percent-eat</p>
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<p>Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday.
Follow us on IG &amp; Twitter: @100percenteat

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      <pubDate>Tue, 09 Dec 2025 08:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 02 Dec 2025 08:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 25 Nov 2025 08:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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<p>Also grab an autograph from Our Heroes https://streamily.com/100-percent-eat</p>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 20 Nov 2025 14:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 18 Nov 2025 08:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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<p>Our Heroes will be doing a Streamily signing Wednesday November 19, 2025 at 5pm CT so check out https://streamily.com/100-percent-eat</p>
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      <description>ORDER IN THE COURT! Our Heroes Judges hear from YOU as you throw yourself on the mercy of the court. The docket today includes a retrial, couples arguing, and food crimes that MUST be punished. Do you Grape Goon?

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      <itunes:summary>ORDER IN THE COURT! Our Heroes Judges hear from YOU as you throw yourself on the mercy of the court. The docket today includes a retrial, couples arguing, and food crimes that MUST be punished. Do you Grape Goon?

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      <pubDate>Thu, 06 Nov 2025 14:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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      <pubDate>Sat, 01 Nov 2025 13:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 30 Oct 2025 13:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 21 Oct 2025 07:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 09 Oct 2025 13:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:summary>It must be seen and heard to be believed.


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      <pubDate>Tue, 07 Oct 2025 07:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 02 Oct 2025 13:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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      <description>Our Heroes are in it for the Free Smells and the trampoline. The smells are free and the subs suck. Buncha corpos eating provolone cheese ONLY. Enjoy this week's YouReview which is like a creative writing assignment that comes full circle. Wow. Not much to say about the food honestly.

If you want to see them build a trampoline, it's on Patreon for all members, even free: https://www.patreon.com/posts/were-building-139667699?utm_medium=clipboard_copy&amp;utm_[…]copyLink&amp;utm_campaign=postshare_creator&amp;utm_content=join_linkGrab a hat, a hoodie, and a shirt then https://100percenteat.store

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      <pubDate>Tue, 30 Sep 2025 07:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:summary>Our Heroes are in it for the Free Smells and the trampoline. The smells are free and the subs suck. Buncha corpos eating provolone cheese ONLY. Enjoy this week's YouReview which is like a creative writing assignment that comes full circle. Wow. Not much to say about the food honestly.

If you want to see them build a trampoline, it's on Patreon for all members, even free: https://www.patreon.com/posts/were-building-139667699?utm_medium=clipboard_copy&amp;utm_[…]copyLink&amp;utm_campaign=postshare_creator&amp;utm_content=join_linkGrab a hat, a hoodie, and a shirt then https://100percenteat.store

Also grab an autograph from Our Heroes https://streamily.com/100-percent-eat

Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday.

Follow us on IG &amp; Twitter: @100percenteat


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<p>If you want to see them build a trampoline, it's on Patreon for all members, even free: https://www.patreon.com/posts/were-building-139667699?utm_medium=clipboard_copy&amp;utm_[…]copyLink&amp;utm_campaign=postshare_creator&amp;utm_content=join_linkGrab a hat, a hoodie, and a shirt then https://100percenteat.store</p>
<p>Also grab an autograph from Our Heroes https://streamily.com/100-percent-eat</p>
<p>Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday.</p>
<p>Follow us on IG &amp; Twitter: @100percenteat

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Watch Pysho Turkey here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=flK748GogoA


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      <pubDate>Thu, 25 Sep 2025 13:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:summary>Which of you freekZ played Diablo 2 offline? Weirdo. MGS Delta is out but is it worth playing. What is with these drinks and serious what is with this food. BEANS?

Watch Pysho Turkey here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=flK748GogoA


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<p>Watch Pysho Turkey here: <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=flK748GogoA">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=flK748GogoA</a>

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      <description>Our Heroes, riding high on the Year of Taco Bell, tackle the Decades Menu y2k edition even though some of these things aren't very y2k compliant. We also talk about the Switchforks that sold out, why we're wearing different clothes, who really owned the 00's, and if we could be CEOs (we can.)

Grab a hat, a hoodie, and a shirt then https://100percenteat.store

Also grab an autograph from Our Heroes https://streamily.com/100-percent-eat

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      <pubDate>Tue, 23 Sep 2025 07:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:author>Striking Distance LLC</itunes:author>
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      <itunes:summary>Our Heroes, riding high on the Year of Taco Bell, tackle the Decades Menu y2k edition even though some of these things aren't very y2k compliant. We also talk about the Switchforks that sold out, why we're wearing different clothes, who really owned the 00's, and if we could be CEOs (we can.)

Grab a hat, a hoodie, and a shirt then https://100percenteat.store

Also grab an autograph from Our Heroes https://streamily.com/100-percent-eat

Sponsored by HelloFresh. Thanks HelloFresh! Get 10 FREE meals and a free item in every box at HelloFresh.com/PERCENT10FM. 

Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday.
Follow us on IG &amp; Twitter: @100percenteat


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<p>Grab a hat, a hoodie, and a shirt then https://100percenteat.store</p>
<p>Also grab an autograph from Our Heroes https://streamily.com/100-percent-eat</p>
<p>Sponsored by HelloFresh. Thanks HelloFresh! Get 10 FREE meals and a free item in every box at HelloFresh.com/PERCENT10FM. </p>
<p>Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday.
Follow us on IG &amp; Twitter: @100percenteat

</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 18 Sep 2025 13:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>bonus</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Striking Distance LLC</itunes:author>
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      <itunes:summary>Our Heroes are in a traffic battle in the Pizza Hut parking lot but that's okay because they're on their way to rat neighborhood. Stop thinking about hackers and how the Matrix has you because Nick &amp; Eric are on the same page. Rats move in and Nick's Nifty Team is taking over. Sorry Graysie.

Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday.
Follow us on IG &amp; Twitter: @100percenteat


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        <![CDATA[<p>Our Heroes are in a traffic battle in the Pizza Hut parking lot but that's okay because they're on their way to rat neighborhood. Stop thinking about hackers and how the Matrix has you because Nick &amp; Eric are on the same page. Rats move in and Nick's Nifty Team is taking over. Sorry Graysie.</p>
<p>Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday.
Follow us on IG &amp; Twitter: @100percenteat

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      <title>They're Called Flatzzas %% Pizza Hut Flatzz</title>
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SWITCHFORKS COME OUT TONIGHT! 6pm CT we're streaming LIVE with Graysie on Youtube! Grab a hat, a hoodie, and a switchfork then https://100percenteat.store

Also grab an autograph from Our Heroes https://streamily.com/100-percent-eat

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      <pubDate>Tue, 16 Sep 2025 07:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:author>Striking Distance LLC</itunes:author>
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      <itunes:summary>Flatzz. This is gremlin food. Flatzz. It's like they ran over a pizza the long way. Flatzz. Someone let air out of the pizza. Flatzz. K-Pop Demon Hunter. Flatzz. Why did they make these? Flatzz.

SWITCHFORKS COME OUT TONIGHT! 6pm CT we're streaming LIVE with Graysie on Youtube! Grab a hat, a hoodie, and a switchfork then https://100percenteat.store

Also grab an autograph from Our Heroes https://streamily.com/100-percent-eat

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Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday.
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<p>SWITCHFORKS COME OUT TONIGHT! 6pm CT we're streaming LIVE with Graysie on Youtube! Grab a hat, a hoodie, and a switchfork then <a href="https://100percenteat.store/">https://100percenteat.store</a></p>
<p>Also grab an autograph from Our Heroes <a href="https://streamily.com/100-percent-eat">https://streamily.com/100-percent-eat</a></p>
<p>Sponsored by ExpressVPN. Get up to four extra months FREE at ExpressVPN.com/percent</p>
<p>Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday.
Follow us on IG &amp; Twitter: @100percenteat

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      <description>Graysie takes a ride with Our Heroes back to the office after getting a pretzel sandwich and a lil drink. It’s no longer play time on the patio but it’s play mode on the road as Graysie does her new middle finger. Give it a try on your friends and see how it works.

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      <pubDate>Thu, 11 Sep 2025 07:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday.
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        <![CDATA[<p>Graysie takes a ride with Our Heroes back to the office after getting a pretzel sandwich and a lil drink. It’s no longer play time on the patio but it’s play mode on the road as Graysie does her new middle finger. Give it a try on your friends and see how it works.</p>
<p>Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday.
Follow us on IG &amp; Twitter: @100percenteat

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      <description>Our Heroes welcome Graysie back and she's ready to go Play Mode after eating some pretzels. We're not sure what we can even write in this description to sum up this episode. We like to burp?

Switchforks returns on September 16th and we'll be doing a LIVESTREAM with Graysie! Grab a shirt while you wait https://100percenteat.store

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      <pubDate>Tue, 09 Sep 2025 07:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:summary>Our Heroes welcome Graysie back and she's ready to go Play Mode after eating some pretzels. We're not sure what we can even write in this description to sum up this episode. We like to burp?

Switchforks returns on September 16th and we'll be doing a LIVESTREAM with Graysie! Grab a shirt while you wait https://100percenteat.store

Also grab an autograph from Our Heroes https://streamily.com/100-percent-eat


Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Our Heroes welcome Graysie back and she's ready to go Play Mode after eating some pretzels. We're not sure what we can even write in this description to sum up this episode. We like to burp?</p>
<p>Switchforks returns on September 16th and we'll be doing a LIVESTREAM with Graysie! Grab a shirt while you wait <a href="https://100percenteat.store/">https://100percenteat.store</a></p>
<p>Also grab an autograph from Our Heroes <a href="https://streamily.com/100-percent-eat">https://streamily.com/100-percent-eat</a>

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      <title>GOOD MORNING USA - Shake Shack Ride Along</title>
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      <description>Learn about American Dad and get on the Reddit to solve all the crimes. Jordan's days are numbered. Our Heroes are GOING IN on it for this Ride Along. Welcome to the Haters Ball. EDIT: Just saw the rest of the video, he actually doesn't work there and Geoff's party was at Geoff's house.

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      <pubDate>Thu, 04 Sep 2025 13:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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<p>Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday.
Follow us on IG &amp; Twitter: @100percenteat

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      <pubDate>Tue, 02 Sep 2025 07:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:summary>Our Heroes are getting hot dogs from Shake Shack to... what? What do you mean they don't have them? It ended yesterday? Well good morning USA, it looks like we've got a pivot. Our Heroes get the Carolina BBQ Burger with Fried Pickles and that's fine if you like the messiest thing you've ever eaten. Take a peek between the stalls and watch this one then speculate online about it.

Switchforks returns on September 16th and we'll be doing a LIVESTREAM with Graysie! Grab a shirt while you wait https://100percenteat.storeAlso grab an autograph from Our Heroes https://streamily.com/100-percent-eat

Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday.
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<p>Switchforks returns on September 16th and we'll be doing a LIVESTREAM with Graysie! Grab a shirt while you wait https://100percenteat.storeAlso grab an autograph from Our Heroes https://streamily.com/100-percent-eat</p>
<p>Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday.
Follow us on IG &amp; Twitter: @100percenteat

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      <pubDate>Sat, 30 Aug 2025 13:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>bonus</itunes:episodeType>
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If you want to be there for our next live event, head to Patreon.com/100percenteat and sign up for $5 because that's all it costs to get in and get the show ad free. What a steal.


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</p>
<p>If you want to be there for our next live event, head to Patreon.com/100percenteat and sign up for $5 because that's all it costs to get in and get the show ad free. What a steal.

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      <pubDate>Thu, 28 Aug 2025 13:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:summary>3 MILLION COMMENTS AND ERIC PULLS THE TAB! Our Heroes are on the road after Whataburger and Eric hates car features. Jordan is sucking down his special Whataburger drink and there's no PRNDL? Some Superman talk and the key character of Salascor. This food looks kind of like sticky slop? Leave a comment!

Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday.
Follow us on IG &amp; Twitter: @100percenteat


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<p>Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday.
Follow us on IG &amp; Twitter: @100percenteat

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      <title>The Most Commented Episode %% Whataburger Bacon Wrangler Double</title>
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Switchforks returns on September 16th! Grab a shirt while you wait https://100percenteat.store

Also grab an autograph from Our Heroes https://streamily.com/100-percent-eat

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      <pubDate>Tue, 26 Aug 2025 07:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:author>Striking Distance LLC</itunes:author>
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      <itunes:summary>LEAVE A COMMENT on the most commented on episode of 100% Eat. Our Heroes are almost run down in their car and welcomed to dance inside the Whataburger. Ready for a lil cup of coffee? It's brewing, which is good because there's no soda. Don't go to the Manor one. Don't like it? Leave a comment. Wow.

Sponsored by HelloFresh. Thanks HelloFresh! Get 10 FREE meals and a free item in every box at HelloFresh.com/PERCENT10FM

Switchforks returns on September 16th! Grab a shirt while you wait https://100percenteat.store

Also grab an autograph from Our Heroes https://streamily.com/100-percent-eat

Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday.
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<p>Sponsored by HelloFresh. Thanks HelloFresh! Get 10 FREE meals and a free item in every box at HelloFresh.com/PERCENT10FM</p>
<p>Switchforks returns on September 16th! Grab a shirt while you wait https://100percenteat.store</p>
<p>Also grab an autograph from Our Heroes https://streamily.com/100-percent-eat</p>
<p>Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday.
Follow us on IG &amp; Twitter: @100percenteat

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      <pubDate>Sat, 23 Aug 2025 13:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Going way back into the archive before Graysie, it's CAT! Eric &amp; Jordan sit down with former Face Jam intern Cat to talk about this week's food, Quiznos. Cat has a real affinity for this sandwich shop but maybe not for this sandwich. How'd she get this sandwich anyway? She doesn't even work here. Remember the Cat Coin?

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      <description>Nick is grabbing sauce and sparkle from the Popeye's and Our Heroes are benefitting(?) from this. Nick's also been up since 4 so he's having fun. Look at how big these wraps are though. Sparkle it. We gotta know.

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      <pubDate>Thu, 21 Aug 2025 13:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:summary>Nick is grabbing sauce and sparkle from the Popeye's and Our Heroes are benefitting(?) from this. Nick's also been up since 4 so he's having fun. Look at how big these wraps are though. Sparkle it. We gotta know.

Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday.
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        <![CDATA[<p>Nick is grabbing sauce and sparkle from the Popeye's and Our Heroes are benefitting(?) from this. Nick's also been up since 4 so he's having fun. Look at how big these wraps are though. Sparkle it. We gotta know.</p>
<p>Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday.
Follow us on IG &amp; Twitter: @100percenteat

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      <title>Too Much Spicy SOUCE %% Popeye's Chicken Dippers</title>
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      <description>Our Heroes, specifically Jordan, is mind controlling you somehow but you know what's out of control? The good vibes at Popeye's. Customers dancin, we're hangin out, we're not getting soda, someone's making coffee on a dining table, there's almost 30 accidents in the parking lot. Anything can happen, especially with food this good. Are the chicken dippers worth your time or are you getting chicken duped?!

Switchforks return in mere WEEKS so grab a shirt while you wait https://100percenteat.storeAlso grab an autograph from Our Heroes https://streamily.com/100-percent-eat

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      <pubDate>Tue, 19 Aug 2025 07:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
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      <itunes:summary>Our Heroes, specifically Jordan, is mind controlling you somehow but you know what's out of control? The good vibes at Popeye's. Customers dancin, we're hangin out, we're not getting soda, someone's making coffee on a dining table, there's almost 30 accidents in the parking lot. Anything can happen, especially with food this good. Are the chicken dippers worth your time or are you getting chicken duped?!

Switchforks return in mere WEEKS so grab a shirt while you wait https://100percenteat.storeAlso grab an autograph from Our Heroes https://streamily.com/100-percent-eat

Sponsored by ExpressVPN. Get an extra four months FREE at ExpressVPN.com/percent

Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday.
Follow us on IG &amp; Twitter: @100percenteat



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<p>Switchforks return in mere WEEKS so grab a shirt while you wait <a href="https://100percenteat.store/">https://100percenteat.store</a><br>Also grab an autograph from Our Heroes <a href="https://streamily.com/100-percent-eat">https://streamily.com/100-percent-eat</a></p>
<p>Sponsored by ExpressVPN. <strong>Get an extra four months FREE at </strong><a href="https://ExpressVPN.com/percent"><strong>ExpressVPN.com/percent</strong></a></p>
<p>Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday.
Follow us on IG &amp; Twitter: @100percenteat


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      <description>It’s a long trek back to the 100% Office but Our Heroes have already eaten so the conversation goes everywhere. You seen this TikTok yet? You watch the ghost interview from the computer? You ready to learn about Alex Earl?


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      <pubDate>Thu, 14 Aug 2025 13:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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<p>
Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday.
Follow us on IG &amp; Twitter: @100percenteat

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      <pubDate>Tue, 12 Aug 2025 07:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:summary>Nifty. Woop Woop. This one is off the rails from go when Our Heroes don't get the time from Nick. You voted for this one and we're eating it. It's mushy &amp; mushy facts. Michael thinks Alix Earle is more like Alex Earl and there's some miscommunication but it's fine because Nick is feeling the momentum and really going for it. Is this a case of branding getting people to buy this burger because we can't figure it out.

Grab a shirt and wait for the switchfork at https://100percenteat.store which old merch should we bring back?Also grab an autograph from Our Heroes https://streamily.com/100-percent-eat

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        <![CDATA[<p>Nifty. Woop Woop. This one is off the rails from go when Our Heroes don't get the time from Nick. You voted for this one and we're eating it. It's mushy &amp; mushy facts. Michael thinks Alix Earle is more like Alex Earl and there's some miscommunication but it's fine because Nick is feeling the momentum and really going for it. Is this a case of branding getting people to buy this burger because we can't figure it out.</p>
<p>Grab a shirt and wait for the switchfork at <a href="https://100percenteat.store/">https://100percenteat.store</a> which old merch should we bring back?<br>Also grab an autograph from Our Heroes <a href="https://streamily.com/100-percent-eat">https://streamily.com/100-percent-eat</a></p>
<p>Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday.
Follow us on IG &amp; Twitter: @100percenteat

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      <pubDate>Thu, 07 Aug 2025 13:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:summary>Our Heroes get Graysie back to the office in one piece even though she wants to go to an Amazon Warehouse, a waterpark, and Nick is trying to throw her under the bus. Nick is familiar with all of this and Eric calls it Drive Along. The food SUCKED and it sounds like maybe there's an inside joke you gotta get in on during the Michael, Jordan Podcast this friday.


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        <![CDATA[<p>Our Heroes get Graysie back to the office in one piece even though she wants to go to an Amazon Warehouse, a waterpark, and Nick is trying to throw her under the bus. Nick is familiar with all of this and Eric calls it Drive Along. The food SUCKED and it sounds like maybe there's an inside joke you gotta get in on during the Michael, Jordan Podcast this friday.

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      <title>Do You Go There Maybe All the Time? %% Zaxby's Lemon Pepper Wings</title>
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      <description>Our Heroes take her to Zaxby's for some of the NEW lemon pepper wings and Graysie wants to heist Amazon warehouses. Graysie is back, and since the company shut down, she is free.  NAHWU heads represent. Did you get the quesadilla or did you throw out the format? The works don't want to be there and we don't want to eat this food so it's a match made in heaven. Who is grabassing?

Grab a shirt and wait for the switchfork at https://100percenteat.store which old merch should we bring back?Also grab an autograph from Our Heroes https://streamily.com/100-percent-eat

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      <pubDate>Tue, 05 Aug 2025 07:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:author>Striking Distance LLC</itunes:author>
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      <itunes:summary>Our Heroes take her to Zaxby's for some of the NEW lemon pepper wings and Graysie wants to heist Amazon warehouses. Graysie is back, and since the company shut down, she is free.  NAHWU heads represent. Did you get the quesadilla or did you throw out the format? The works don't want to be there and we don't want to eat this food so it's a match made in heaven. Who is grabassing?

Grab a shirt and wait for the switchfork at https://100percenteat.store which old merch should we bring back?Also grab an autograph from Our Heroes https://streamily.com/100-percent-eat

Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday.
Follow us on IG &amp; Twitter: @100percenteat


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        <![CDATA[<p>Our Heroes take her to Zaxby's for some of the NEW lemon pepper wings and Graysie wants to heist Amazon warehouses. Graysie is back, and since the company shut down, she is free.  NAHWU heads represent. Did you get the quesadilla or did you throw out the format? The works don't want to be there and we don't want to eat this food so it's a match made in heaven. Who is grabassing?</p>
<p>Grab a shirt and wait for the switchfork at https://100percenteat.store which old merch should we bring back?Also grab an autograph from Our Heroes https://streamily.com/100-percent-eat</p>
<p>Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday.
Follow us on IG &amp; Twitter: @100percenteat

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      <description>We're riding high off of Michael's Amiibos and we're not sure about renaming Donkey Kong's friend. Nick's looking to spill and point blame and he's still got this old ass phone. Dude it's just chicken in a tortilla.


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      <pubDate>Thu, 31 Jul 2025 13:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>bonus</itunes:episodeType>
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      <itunes:summary>We're riding high off of Michael's Amiibos and we're not sure about renaming Donkey Kong's friend. Nick's looking to spill and point blame and he's still got this old ass phone. Dude it's just chicken in a tortilla.


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        <![CDATA[<p>We're riding high off of Michael's Amiibos and we're not sure about renaming Donkey Kong's friend. Nick's looking to spill and point blame and he's still got this old ass phone. Dude it's just chicken in a tortilla.

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      <title>Nick's Working on It %% McDonald's Snack Wraps</title>
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      <description>Our Heroes return to the golden arch mecca to get the much lauded after Snack Wrap. These once affordable meal replacements are now burgeoning on the $4 mark so really what's the point? Maybe they're working on it, like Nick's phone. He's almost got those points. 114 year olds unite, this ones for YOU! AI is taking over. Yuck.

Grab a shirt before the Switchfork comes back (early September?) over at https://100percenteat.store NOW but which old prints should we bring back?Also grab an autograph from Our Heroes https://streamily.com/100-percent-eat

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      <pubDate>Tue, 29 Jul 2025 07:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:episode>64</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Striking Distance LLC</itunes:author>
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      <itunes:summary>Our Heroes return to the golden arch mecca to get the much lauded after Snack Wrap. These once affordable meal replacements are now burgeoning on the $4 mark so really what's the point? Maybe they're working on it, like Nick's phone. He's almost got those points. 114 year olds unite, this ones for YOU! AI is taking over. Yuck.

Grab a shirt before the Switchfork comes back (early September?) over at https://100percenteat.store NOW but which old prints should we bring back?Also grab an autograph from Our Heroes https://streamily.com/100-percent-eat

Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday.
Follow us on IG &amp; Twitter: @100percenteat


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        <![CDATA[<p>Our Heroes return to the golden arch mecca to get the much lauded after Snack Wrap. These once affordable meal replacements are now burgeoning on the $4 mark so really what's the point? Maybe they're working on it, like Nick's phone. He's almost got those points. 114 year olds unite, this ones for YOU! AI is taking over. Yuck.</p>
<p>Grab a shirt before the Switchfork comes back (early September?) over at https://100percenteat.store NOW but which old prints should we bring back?Also grab an autograph from Our Heroes https://streamily.com/100-percent-eat</p>
<p>Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday.
Follow us on IG &amp; Twitter: @100percenteat

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      <title>What Head Injury? - Buffalo Wild Wings Ride Along</title>
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      <description>Graysie is driving because Eric can't, maybe physically and legally, so Our Heroes are trying to figure out next steps. Graysie has the horn in her car and she says that being particular is fun. Enjoy some cookies while Michael looks around for his keys in the car that they're not in.


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      <pubDate>Thu, 24 Jul 2025 13:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:summary>Graysie is driving because Eric can't, maybe physically and legally, so Our Heroes are trying to figure out next steps. Graysie has the horn in her car and she says that being particular is fun. Enjoy some cookies while Michael looks around for his keys in the car that they're not in.


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      <title>Eric's Brains are Leaking Out %% Buffalo Wild Wings Bottomless Apps &amp; Mt Dew Radler</title>
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      <description>Michael's starting HOT and Nick is falling apart but no one is falling apart more than Eric who almost died? Graysie came and ate with Our Heroes but, due to injury, was not able to record this episode at a later date. Either way, this bottomless app/Mt Dew radler combo is like more bottom of the barrel than bottomless treat? You want Graysie? You should watch this week's Michael, Jordan Podcast that is so off the rails, it's unreal.

Grab a shirt before the Switchfork comes back (early September?) over at https://100percenteat.store NOW but which old prints should we bring back?Also grab an autograph from Our Heroes https://streamily.com/100-percent-eat

Sponsored by HelloFresh. Thanks HelloFresh! Get 10 FREE meals and a free item in every box at HelloFresh.com/PERCENT10FM 

Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday.
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      <pubDate>Tue, 22 Jul 2025 07:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:episode>63</itunes:episode>
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      <itunes:summary>Michael's starting HOT and Nick is falling apart but no one is falling apart more than Eric who almost died? Graysie came and ate with Our Heroes but, due to injury, was not able to record this episode at a later date. Either way, this bottomless app/Mt Dew radler combo is like more bottom of the barrel than bottomless treat? You want Graysie? You should watch this week's Michael, Jordan Podcast that is so off the rails, it's unreal.

Grab a shirt before the Switchfork comes back (early September?) over at https://100percenteat.store NOW but which old prints should we bring back?Also grab an autograph from Our Heroes https://streamily.com/100-percent-eat

Sponsored by HelloFresh. Thanks HelloFresh! Get 10 FREE meals and a free item in every box at HelloFresh.com/PERCENT10FM 

Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday.
Follow us on IG &amp; Twitter: @100percenteat


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        <![CDATA[<p>Michael's starting HOT and Nick is falling apart but no one is falling apart more than Eric who almost died? Graysie came and ate with Our Heroes but, due to injury, was not able to record this episode at a later date. Either way, this bottomless app/Mt Dew radler combo is like more bottom of the barrel than bottomless treat? You want Graysie? You should watch this week's Michael, Jordan Podcast that is so off the rails, it's unreal.</p>
<p>Grab a shirt before the Switchfork comes back (early September?) over at https://100percenteat.store NOW but which old prints should we bring back?Also grab an autograph from Our Heroes https://streamily.com/100-percent-eat</p>
<p>Sponsored by HelloFresh. Thanks HelloFresh! Get 10 FREE meals and a free item in every box at HelloFresh.com/PERCENT10FM </p>
<p>Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday.
Follow us on IG &amp; Twitter: @100percenteat

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      <title>Jammin in Traffic - Taco Bell Ride Along</title>
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      <description>Our Heroes are on the backroads trying to get back to their new office and we're breaking down the Refrescas. Are any of these cars moving or what? This route sucks. Don't worry, Nick has new evidence to present regarding the TV. CHECK OUT THIS NEW TV! We mostly just love the size, not the fidelity.

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      <pubDate>Thu, 17 Jul 2025 13:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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      <title>The Year of Taco Bell CONTINUES? %% Taco Bell Crispy Chicken Taco &amp; Burrito</title>
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      <description>We're TV/VCR combo guys now. Imagine if we made a 13" TV with 100% mold plastic around it. Oh we're reviewing food, sorry we got distracted. Taco Bell is like a year away from making hamburgers at this point but does their crispy chicken offering defeat the rest of their menu? Crispy chicken the long was it a big swing and we're chowing it down.

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      <pubDate>Tue, 15 Jul 2025 07:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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Sponsored by Shady Rays. Thanks, Shady Rays. Get 35% off polarized glasses at shadyrays.com - code EAT

Grab a shirt before the Switchfork comes back (early September?) over at https://100percenteat.store NOWAlso grab an autograph from Our Heroes https://streamily.com/100-percent-eat

Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday.
Follow us on IG &amp; Twitter: @100percenteat

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      <pubDate>Thu, 10 Jul 2025 13:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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<p>
Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday.
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      <title>Streamily Livestream THIS SUNDAY!</title>
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      <description>Our Heroes are doing a Streamily event this Sunday at 1pm CT. Watch it live on YouTube and check out https://streamily.com/100-percent-eat NOW!!


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      <pubDate>Wed, 09 Jul 2025 13:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:summary>Our Heroes are doing a Streamily event this Sunday at 1pm CT. Watch it live on YouTube and check out https://streamily.com/100-percent-eat NOW!!


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      <title>New Set, New Achievement Hunter, Same Ol Wendy's? %% Wendy's Taki's Fuego Meal</title>
      <description>Our Heroes return to Wendy's and maybe it's not so bad? We didn't want this but maybe we give it a chance? Either way, we're in our new office and the set is looking good but is the Taki's Fuego Meal bringing the fire like a certain AH reunion? Shake up your meal with these fries that cannot belong to Wendy's. Also Michael hates Taki's.Grab a shirt before the Switchforks return because there's not a lot left https://100percenteat.store

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      <pubDate>Tue, 08 Jul 2025 07:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:summary>Our Heroes return to Wendy's and maybe it's not so bad? We didn't want this but maybe we give it a chance? Either way, we're in our new office and the set is looking good but is the Taki's Fuego Meal bringing the fire like a certain AH reunion? Shake up your meal with these fries that cannot belong to Wendy's. Also Michael hates Taki's.Grab a shirt before the Switchforks return because there's not a lot left https://100percenteat.store

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      <pubDate>Thu, 03 Jul 2025 13:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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<p>
Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday.
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      <title>We're Live Pal %% Not a Damn Chance Burger</title>
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      <description>Our Heroes take it to Home Brew Austin for a LIVE episode of 100% Eat where they eat and review Not a Damn Chance Burger. This Austin spot is expanding but is it worth the price? Can you take a guess at how much 4 burgers and 2 fries cost here? It's really something. Enjoy Nick being the most placid you've ever seen him. Also enjoy Mikey's abs. Unhinged.
The Switchfork &amp; two new shirts come out TODAY at 1pm CT https://100percenteat.store/ go go go

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      <pubDate>Tue, 01 Jul 2025 07:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:summary>Our Heroes take it to Home Brew Austin for a LIVE episode of 100% Eat where they eat and review Not a Damn Chance Burger. This Austin spot is expanding but is it worth the price? Can you take a guess at how much 4 burgers and 2 fries cost here? It's really something. Enjoy Nick being the most placid you've ever seen him. Also enjoy Mikey's abs. Unhinged.
The Switchfork &amp; two new shirts come out TODAY at 1pm CT https://100percenteat.store/ go go go

Sponsored by Shady Rays. Thanks, Shady Rays. Get 35% off polarized glasses at shadyrays.com - code EAT

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The Switchfork &amp; two new shirts come out TODAY at 1pm CT https://100percenteat.store/ go go go

Sponsored by Shady Rays. Thanks, Shady Rays. Get 35% off polarized glasses at shadyrays.com - code EAT

Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday.
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      <description>Our Heroes give you a JUMBO ride along this week. In a last second pivot, they've stolen the cinnamon rolls and they are taking them to Graysie who could not make it to Cici's. Enjoy this reeeeaalllly long episode to put a bow on our last office. Say goodbye to F-114. Wait are we allowed to say that?


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      <pubDate>Thu, 26 Jun 2025 13:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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      <title>Sauce Monkey Finally Gets a Win %% Cici's Pizza Buffet</title>
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      <description>Our Heroes, benevolently, take the Sauce Monkey to Cici's so he'll stop crowing about it. This pizza buffet has seen better days but it's still alive and kicking, plus there's a bunch of people here for a mid day lunch. Michael is falling apart, Nick tells us that we should have done well after we left, and we all recount Graysie not being there physically but pretty much there in every other way. Is this place worth the nearly $60 it cost to get in?

Thanks, Shady Rays. Get 35% off polarized glasses at shadyrays.com - code EAT

SWITCHFORKS &amp; 2 NEW SHIRTS on sale Tuesday July 1 at 1pm CT https://100percenteat.store/We have a LIVE SHOW this sunday at 3pm at Homebrew Austin https://homebrewaustin.com/We have a Streamily signing event Saturday July 12th at 1pm. Info to come


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      <pubDate>Tue, 24 Jun 2025 07:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Striking Distance LLC</itunes:author>
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      <itunes:summary>Our Heroes, benevolently, take the Sauce Monkey to Cici's so he'll stop crowing about it. This pizza buffet has seen better days but it's still alive and kicking, plus there's a bunch of people here for a mid day lunch. Michael is falling apart, Nick tells us that we should have done well after we left, and we all recount Graysie not being there physically but pretty much there in every other way. Is this place worth the nearly $60 it cost to get in?

Thanks, Shady Rays. Get 35% off polarized glasses at shadyrays.com - code EAT

SWITCHFORKS &amp; 2 NEW SHIRTS on sale Tuesday July 1 at 1pm CT https://100percenteat.store/We have a LIVE SHOW this sunday at 3pm at Homebrew Austin https://homebrewaustin.com/We have a Streamily signing event Saturday July 12th at 1pm. Info to come


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      <pubDate>Thu, 19 Jun 2025 13:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Our Heroes talk about Anacrime and the theft of Labubu. We also break down Burger King and how much it tastes like fake smoke. Gross. You're gross. Anyway, who should the Sauce Monkey fight in Death Battle? You can hear his big smile the whole time.

Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday.
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      <title>The Day of Reckoning is Here? %% Papa Johns Cheddar Crust Pizza &amp; Cheddar Cheesesticks</title>
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      <description>Our Heroes head back to Papa Johns, which is not owned by Papa John, to try this Cheddar Crust pizza. Is it worth your time? Is it worth our time? Why did they make this? Which one of us is still screaming about Cici’s? You know who.Switchforks and TWO NEW SHIRTS on sale July 1 only at https://100percenteat.store

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      <pubDate>Tue, 17 Jun 2025 07:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Our Heroes head back to Papa Johns, which is not owned by Papa John, to try this Cheddar Crust pizza. Is it worth your time? Is it worth our time? Why did they make this? Which one of us is still screaming about Cici’s? You know who.Switchforks and TWO NEW SHIRTS on sale July 1 only at https://100percenteat.store</p>
<p>Sponsored by ExpressVPN. Get an extra four months FREE at ExpressVPN.com/percent.Also sponsored by GoldBelly. Go to GOLDBELLY.com and use code PERCENT to get free shipping and 20% off your first order.</p>
<p>Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday.
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      <pubDate>Thu, 12 Jun 2025 13:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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<p>
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      <title>It's NOT Spicy? %% Burger King How to Train Your Dragon Meal</title>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 10 Jun 2025 07:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:summary>Our Heroes, because of you, return to Burger King, because of you, to try the new How to Train Your Dragon Menu, because of you. You did this. This meal includes a red burger, reddish mozarella sticks, a lightish red drink, and a sundae without nuts. Only one thing is spicy. Can we train this meal or does BK get knocked down a peg again. It still tastes like that huh?And next week we'll be announcing some new merch coming early July including the Switchfork! You can check out the store NOW at https://100percenteat.store

Sponsored by GoldBelly. Go to GOLDBELLY.com and use code PERCENT to get free shipping and 20% off your first order.

Also sponsored by Shady Rays. Thanks, Shady Rays. Get 35% off polarized glasses at shadyrays.com - code EAT

Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday.
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<p>Sponsored by GoldBelly. Go to <a href="https://GOLDBELLY.com">GOLDBELLY.com</a> and use code PERCENT to get free shipping and 20% off your first order.</p>
<p>Also sponsored by Shady Rays. Thanks, Shady Rays. Get 35% off polarized glasses at <a href="https://shadyrays.com">shadyrays.com</a> - code EAT</p>
<p>Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday.
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      <pubDate>Thu, 05 Jun 2025 13:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Nick is losing his mind and Our Heroes are really into this shake. Eric's getting lots of a phone calls on the way back to the office then we get a chance to stir our mac before eating. That's how you know it's good, right? Right? What's that sound like?</p>
<p>
Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday.
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      <description>Nick is on one. This is what Our Heroes get for going back to back. Anyway, we gotta see if Arby's has the meats by getting a shake and some funky mac n cheese. We also get some BBQ sandwiches that Cedric the Entertainer made? This is pretty off the rails from Go and we're kind of baffled by Arby's previous high scores. Can this food live up to some confusing numbers?

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      <pubDate>Tue, 03 Jun 2025 07:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:summary>Nick is on one. This is what Our Heroes get for going back to back. Anyway, we gotta see if Arby's has the meats by getting a shake and some funky mac n cheese. We also get some BBQ sandwiches that Cedric the Entertainer made? This is pretty off the rails from Go and we're kind of baffled by Arby's previous high scores. Can this food live up to some confusing numbers?

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<p>Sponsored by Shady Rays. Thanks, Shady Rays. Get 35% off polarized glasses at shadyrays.com - code EAT</p>
<p>Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday.
Follow us on IG &amp; Twitter: @100percenteat

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      <pubDate>Thu, 29 May 2025 13:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday.
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<br>Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday.
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      <pubDate>Tue, 27 May 2025 07:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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Sponsored by Shady Rays. Thanks, Shady Rays. Get 35% off polarized glasses at shadyrays.com - code EAT

Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday.
Follow us on IG &amp; Twitter: @100percenteat

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<p>Sponsored by Shady Rays. Thanks, Shady Rays. Get 35% off polarized glasses at shadyrays.com - code EAT</p>
<p>Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday.
Follow us on IG &amp; Twitter: @100percenteat
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      <pubDate>Thu, 22 May 2025 13:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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<p>
Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday.
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      <pubDate>Tue, 20 May 2025 07:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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And for our birthday, we want you to gift a Patreon sub to someone. Patreon.com/100percenteat/gift We just launched our ad free tier at $5 but also we're going to release the ads cut soon so what do you waaaaaaaant.

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<p>And for our birthday, we want you to gift a Patreon sub to someone. Patreon.com/100percenteat/gift We just launched our ad free tier at $5 but also we're going to release the ads cut soon so what do you waaaaaaaant.</p>
<p>Sponsored by ExpressVPN. Get an extra four months FREE at ExpressVPN.com/percent</p>
<p>
Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday.
Follow us on IG &amp; Twitter: @100percenteat</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 15 May 2025 13:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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      <title>Graysie Finds Out Michael was in a Movie %% Little Caesars Stuffed Pretzel Crust Pizza</title>
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      <description>Our Heroes are celebrating their anniversary with you with a LIVE FOOD COURT TODAY (5/13) at 1pm CT but before that, we've got Graysie back to eat some more pretzels. Little Caesars Pretzel Crust Pizza didn't fare well last time we tried it but this time, its stuffed? Can cheese really be the difference maker here? We even try it with the red sauce to see if that's going to give it a leg up. Did they even cook this thing?Join us TOMORROW (5/14) at 1pm CT on our Discord for a LIVE EPISODE of 100% Eat to celebrate our one year anniversary! We've never done it like this before and we're thankful for your support over the last year. We could not do this without you. Get access to the discord through our Patreon https://patreon.com/100percenteatSponsored by Shady Rays. Thanks, Shady Rays. Get 35% off polarized glasses at shadyrays.com - code EAT
Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday.
Follow us on IG &amp; Twitter: @100percenteat


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      <pubDate>Tue, 13 May 2025 07:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:author>Striking Distance LLC</itunes:author>
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      <itunes:summary>Our Heroes are celebrating their anniversary with you with a LIVE FOOD COURT TODAY (5/13) at 1pm CT but before that, we've got Graysie back to eat some more pretzels. Little Caesars Pretzel Crust Pizza didn't fare well last time we tried it but this time, its stuffed? Can cheese really be the difference maker here? We even try it with the red sauce to see if that's going to give it a leg up. Did they even cook this thing?Join us TOMORROW (5/14) at 1pm CT on our Discord for a LIVE EPISODE of 100% Eat to celebrate our one year anniversary! We've never done it like this before and we're thankful for your support over the last year. We could not do this without you. Get access to the discord through our Patreon https://patreon.com/100percenteatSponsored by Shady Rays. Thanks, Shady Rays. Get 35% off polarized glasses at shadyrays.com - code EAT
Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday.
Follow us on IG &amp; Twitter: @100percenteat


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Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday.
Follow us on IG &amp; Twitter: @100percenteat</p>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 06 May 2025 07:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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Sponsored by GoldBelly. Go to GOLDBELLY.com and use code PERCENT to get free shipping and 20% off your first order.


Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday.
Follow us on IG &amp; Twitter: @100percenteat

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<p>Sponsored by GoldBelly. Go to GOLDBELLY.com and use code PERCENT to get free shipping and 20% off your first order.</p>
<p>
Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday.
Follow us on IG &amp; Twitter: @100percenteat
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      <description>Our Heroes head to Wendy’s to get the Cajun crunch chicken sandwich and encounter a whispering lady. Don’t worry, she eventually figures out what we want and Nick also is VERY adamant about soda types, some being better than others. Take a sip then fork your cup over for a big refill of Ride Along.


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      <pubDate>Thu, 01 May 2025 13:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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<p>
Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday.
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      <title>Has Wendy's OFFICIALLY Fallen Off? %% Wendy's Cajun Crunch Chicken Sandwich</title>
      <description>BIG SPILL! Our Heroes are back at Wendy's BUT they still don't have the Pretzel Pub so mostly we're left wondering what the deal is? Is this Cajun Crunch Chicken Sandwich worth your time and money or has Wendy's slow decline gone further than we've feared? Why don't they salt the fries? Can Burnie save it? Is Achievement Hunter really BACK?!? Nick's going on the Bonkers Board for this one.It's our anniversary soon. Celebrate by gifting someone a sub at https://Patreon.com/100percenteat/gift


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      <pubDate>Tue, 29 Apr 2025 07:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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BIG SPILL! Our Heroes are back at Wendy's BUT they still don't have the Pretzel Pub so mostly we're left wondering what the deal is? Is this Cajun Crunch Chicken Sandwich worth your time and money or has Wendy's slow decline gone further than we've feared? Why don't they salt the fries? Can Burnie save it? Is Achievement Hunter really BACK?!? Nick's going on the Bonkers Board for this one.<br>It's our anniversary soon. Celebrate by gifting someone a sub at <a href="https://patreon.com/100percenteat/gift">https://Patreon.com/100percenteat/gift</a>

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      <title>Where Are We? - Pizza Hut Ride Along</title>
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      <description>Graysie chose where we're going and Our Heroes have no idea where that is. Endure this drive where we drive through neighborhoods into the back of buildings and no one has any idea what's going on. Eventually there's pizza and Graysie tells us about her exciting upcoming trip to Boston. Did Nick film everyone while they talked?

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      <pubDate>Thu, 24 Apr 2025 13:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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      <description>Graysie stops by and chooses what Our Heroes are eating this week. We think she mostly chose this because she wanted the cinnabon minis but whatever, Graysie Gets. Michael throws out the format, Graysie plays with toys, Nick talks feet. This ones got something for everyone BUT is Pizza Hut's newest pizza where the crust isn't crust worth your time? Or should you fly you fools away from this Ranch Lovers Flight? TUNE IN and FIND OUT and Graysie could eat 9 cinnamon rolls if she wanted.
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      <pubDate>Tue, 22 Apr 2025 07:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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Grab a Spicy &amp; Grackstock shirt now. Boysenberry Fest Forever. https://100percenteat.store

Sponsored by ShadyRays. Thanks, Shady Rays. Get 35% off polarized glasses at shadyrays.com - code EAT.

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      <pubDate>Thu, 17 Apr 2025 13:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:summary>Our Heroes don't have a Ride Along this week so in its place we have an Eat Along for you. Grab some DQ and have lunch with the gang. Even Graysie is here.
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      <title>FINALLY! %% Knott's Berry Farm Boysenberry Fest</title>
      <link>https://youtu.be/9AntnMStVnw</link>
      <description>Our Heroes had the deck stacked against them. They said it couldn't be done. We FINALLY go to the Boysenberry Fest at Knott's Berry farm and taste test the whole. damn. thing. In this episode, we'll break down how the day went, what we ate, our impressions of the overall festival, and the struggles to finally make this trip happen. A JAM PACKED ep for you, the bugs. Thank you for your support over the last year. This trip was because of you.
This week we will also have a jumbo sized episode of the Michael, Jordan Podcast over on Patreon.com/100percenteat on Friday then a HUGE taste test video right here on YouTube on Saturday.
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      <pubDate>Tue, 15 Apr 2025 07:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Striking Distance LLC</itunes:author>
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      <itunes:summary>Our Heroes had the deck stacked against them. They said it couldn't be done. We FINALLY go to the Boysenberry Fest at Knott's Berry farm and taste test the whole. damn. thing. In this episode, we'll break down how the day went, what we ate, our impressions of the overall festival, and the struggles to finally make this trip happen. A JAM PACKED ep for you, the bugs. Thank you for your support over the last year. This trip was because of you.
This week we will also have a jumbo sized episode of the Michael, Jordan Podcast over on Patreon.com/100percenteat on Friday then a HUGE taste test video right here on YouTube on Saturday.
GRAB YOUR BOYSENBERRY SHIRT! https://100percenteat.store

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      <title>Nick Wants Credit - Starbucks Ride Along</title>
      <description>Nick is helping! What's Black Bag about anyway? Join Our Heroes on the whole ride and pickup and reordering and waiting and getting and trying of the Starbucks Spring Menu. We think we got it all right but it's mostly wrong! Fun! DUDE lets go visit Rooster Teeth!

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      <pubDate>Thu, 10 Apr 2025 13:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:summary>Nick is helping! What's Black Bag about anyway? Join Our Heroes on the whole ride and pickup and reordering and waiting and getting and trying of the Starbucks Spring Menu. We think we got it all right but it's mostly wrong! Fun! DUDE lets go visit Rooster Teeth!

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      <title>We Once Again Almost Try the Food %% Starbucks Spring Menu</title>
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      <description>Putting aside the oil coffee disaster that was our previous Starbucks venture, Our Heroes BRAVELY return to this java shop to try their new Spring Menu. Starbucks has been hitting the skids as of late and they're hoping you'll stick around for free refills and stealable ceramic mugs. Should you bother grabbing a matcha drink from this place or does the lavendar coffee hit the spot. Either way, don't bother trying to order both food things because you ain't gettin em.

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      <pubDate>Tue, 08 Apr 2025 07:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:summary>Putting aside the oil coffee disaster that was our previous Starbucks venture, Our Heroes BRAVELY return to this java shop to try their new Spring Menu. Starbucks has been hitting the skids as of late and they're hoping you'll stick around for free refills and stealable ceramic mugs. Should you bother grabbing a matcha drink from this place or does the lavendar coffee hit the spot. Either way, don't bother trying to order both food things because you ain't gettin em.

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      <title>Can You See In The Bathroom? - Red Robin Ride Along</title>
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      <description>Our Heroes have a drive back to the studio and they're full of hot honey but not pizza. They don't have that. Stop asking. Nick continues to not beat the allegations and we are NOT on steroids. But what if we were? Grab an insanely caffeinated soda and toss your cheezit key into the bowl. This Ride Along is great.

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      <pubDate>Thu, 03 Apr 2025 13:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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      <title>Very Little Episode Here %% Red Robin Mike's Hot Honey Chicken Sandwich &amp; Pepperoni Pizza</title>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 01 Apr 2025 07:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:summary>Our Heroes head out to try Red Robin's NEW Mike's Hot Honey Chicke- wait. Didn't KFC just do this? Like literally just this? What is going on? Why is Hot Honey back and why is Mike specifically the bringer of it? Weird. But not as weird as Nick right at the top of this episode. He really sets the tempo for this one. Whoa. This goes in so many directions and you're not gonna see it coming. wink wink. Listen to the episode, you'll get it. Leave a comment after you get it. Oh right, the food. We ate it but not all of it. Enjoy!

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      <title>Wait Along - Little Caesars Ride Along</title>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 27 Mar 2025 13:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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      <title>Pajamas Pants at Little C's %% Little Caesar's Bacon &amp; Cheese Crazy Puffs</title>
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      <description>Were these gone? Or are these new? Did we have this? Our Heroes lack object permanence so they go back to Little Caesar's to try the new bacon and cheese crazy puffs. They almost didn't. The order was lost. Or was it? Was your name on it? Terribly important questions that cause so many fights it'll make your head spin. Nick is ON ONE here. Dark Empath is carving a new future. Wait we didn't get to how we almost didn't get the food! Wai-
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      <pubDate>Tue, 25 Mar 2025 07:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:author>Striking Distance LLC</itunes:author>
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      <itunes:summary>Were these gone? Or are these new? Did we have this? Our Heroes lack object permanence so they go back to Little Caesar's to try the new bacon and cheese crazy puffs. They almost didn't. The order was lost. Or was it? Was your name on it? Terribly important questions that cause so many fights it'll make your head spin. Nick is ON ONE here. Dark Empath is carving a new future. Wait we didn't get to how we almost didn't get the food! Wai-
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      <title>We Talk About Bathroom Phone Guy - Buffalo Wild Wings Ride Along</title>
      <link>https://youtu.be/RW74TKOvTkk</link>
      <description>Our Heroes are on a long ride home from the B Dubs after hearing this guy make a bathroom phone call. Enjoy this insane car ride featuring cars that don't know where they're going and Nick talking about feet again. Come on.
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      <pubDate>Thu, 20 Mar 2025 13:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>We Talk About Bathroom Phone Guy - Buffalo Wild Wings Ride Along</itunes:title>
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      <title>No Wings Because of YOU! %% Buffalo Wild Wings Beer Cheese Cheesesteak and Chicken Parm</title>
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      <description>Our Heroes leave the vote up to you and you did this because of the poll on our Patreon. You're ridiculous but at least it wasn't Burger King. Anyway we get the Beer Cheese Cheesesteak and Chicken Parm at B Dubs which is so weird. No wings at all? Get on the phone in a public restroom and tell your friends this episode is a banger. You like pretzel bites? We had those.
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      <pubDate>Tue, 18 Mar 2025 07:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>No Wings Because of YOU! %% Buffalo Wild Wings Beer Cheese Cheesesteak and Chicken Parm</itunes:title>
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      <itunes:subtitle>Our Heroes leave the vote up to you and you did this because of the poll on our Patreon. You're ridiculous but at least it wasn't Burger King. Anyway we get the Beer Cheese Cheesesteak and Chicken Parm at B Dubs which is so weird. No wings at all? Get on the phone in a public restroom and tell your friends this episode is a banger. You like pretzel bites? We had those.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Our Heroes leave the vote up to you and you did this because of the poll on our Patreon. You're ridiculous but at least it wasn't Burger King. Anyway we get the Beer Cheese Cheesesteak and Chicken Parm at B Dubs which is so weird. No wings at all? Get on the phone in a public restroom and tell your friends this episode is a banger. You like pretzel bites? We had those.
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      <title>Slappin' Em - Ride Along Domino's</title>
      <link>https://youtu.be/oHATa1rfM_Y</link>
      <description>It's a whole trip from there and back. Slap some mayo on your burger pizza and eat some hush puppies, Nick style. Also wait outside while Eric grabs this pizza and gets the bug out of his ear. Nick almost films all the stuff he needs to in this one!
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      <pubDate>Thu, 13 Mar 2025 13:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:summary>It's a whole trip from there and back. Slap some mayo on your burger pizza and eat some hush puppies, Nick style. Also wait outside while Eric grabs this pizza and gets the bug out of his ear. Nick almost films all the stuff he needs to in this one!
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      <title>Get Stuffed %% Domino's Parmesan Stuffed Crust Pizza</title>
      <link>https://youtu.be/SZvPKmO-HHE</link>
      <description>Domino's finally cross the line and started doing a stuffed crust pizza. Will Our Heroes enjoy what Domino's, the best chain pizza crust, does in their new venture or is it too little too late for this flailing franchise. The dark empath has plenty to say about this but also he's scraping and slapping plus cheeseburger pizza in mayo? Look, we talk about the Taco Bell Live Mas Livestream disappointment as well. A jam packed ep, one section, all over.
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      <pubDate>Tue, 11 Mar 2025 07:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>Get Stuffed %% Domino's Parmesan Stuffed Crust Pizza</itunes:title>
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      <itunes:author>Striking Distance LLC</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Domino's finally cross the line and started doing a stuffed crust pizza. Will Our Heroes enjoy what Domino's, the best chain pizza crust, does in their new venture or is it too little too late for this flailing franchise. The dark empath has plenty to say about this but also he's scraping and slapping plus cheeseburger pizza in mayo? Look, we talk about the Taco Bell Live Mas Livestream disappointment as well. A jam packed ep, one section, all over.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Domino's finally cross the line and started doing a stuffed crust pizza. Will Our Heroes enjoy what Domino's, the best chain pizza crust, does in their new venture or is it too little too late for this flailing franchise. The dark empath has plenty to say about this but also he's scraping and slapping plus cheeseburger pizza in mayo? Look, we talk about the Taco Bell Live Mas Livestream disappointment as well. A jam packed ep, one section, all over.
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      <pubDate>Thu, 06 Mar 2025 14:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:title>Why Do We Keep Going Here? %% Wienerschnitzel Chili Cheese Fries Burritos</itunes:title>
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And don't forget that we're live TODAY at 4pm CT on discord for the Taco Bell Live Mas livestream. Join at Patreon.com/100percenteat now!
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      <pubDate>Sat, 01 Mar 2025 14:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 27 Feb 2025 14:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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      <title>Zesty is Italian for Spicy? %% Panera Bread Asiago Bagel Stacks</title>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 25 Feb 2025 08:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>Zesty is Italian for Spicy? %% Panera Bread Asiago Bagel Stacks</itunes:title>
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If you want to be a part of these livestreams, become a Bug at least over on our Patreon and send in your priority Food Court submission. Part 2 will be out next Saturday.
Our next livestream will be Tuesday March 4th @ 4pm CT where we watch the Taco Bell Live Mas Livestream YOU! Join the discord!
Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday.
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      <itunes:subtitle>Nick gasped. Big deal! The Dark Empath lives and he feels. Open the box and win, but not money. Nice shot, Spielberg. Also thanks to big Javier for sending us mead and beer. We'll have a taste test soon!</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Nick gasped. Big deal! The Dark Empath lives and he feels. Open the box and win, but not money. Nice shot, Spielberg. Also thanks to big Javier for sending us mead and beer. We'll have a taste test soon!
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      <pubDate>Tue, 18 Feb 2025 08:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>Behold the Dark Empath %% KFC Mike's Hot Honey Chicken</itunes:title>
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      <itunes:subtitle>Our Heroes return to the Mule Tender Colonel and try Mike's hot honey, maybe? There was a glaze, maybe? We also realize that Nick is the Dark Empath. Eric has a new ugly hoodie with some art we never used. You're lookin at the new Achievement Hunter right here. Don't worry, Nick tried the sauce and he's willing to do you a favor.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Our Heroes return to the Mule Tender Colonel and try Mike's hot honey, maybe? There was a glaze, maybe? We also realize that Nick is the Dark Empath. Eric has a new ugly hoodie with some art we never used. You're lookin at the new Achievement Hunter right here. Don't worry, Nick tried the sauce and he's willing to do you a favor.
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      <pubDate>Thu, 13 Feb 2025 14:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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      <title>Jordan Go Home %% Subway Footlong Oreo Cookie</title>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 11 Feb 2025 08:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>Jordan Go Home %% Subway Footlong Oreo Cookie</itunes:title>
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      <itunes:subtitle>As an empath Nick screams because there have been sauce changes at a different restaurant. Why did Jordan derail the podcast? Anyway, Our Heroes head back to Subway to get ANOTHER footlong cookie but this time its Oreo. What are the Monkey Macros on this thing? Ready to learn about Subway and subway? What's the plan, Ted? FRWBYS forever.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>As an empath Nick screams because there have been sauce changes at a different restaurant. Why did Jordan derail the podcast? Anyway, Our Heroes head back to Subway to get ANOTHER footlong cookie but this time its Oreo. What are the Monkey Macros on this thing? Ready to learn about Subway and subway? What's the plan, Ted? FRWBYS forever.
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      <title>Remembering the Car Episodes - Carls Jr Ride Along</title>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 06 Feb 2025 14:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:subtitle>It's a long drive in the rain and Our Heroes are talking all over the place. Car episodes, Costco is getting Coke, why everything moved out of Austin, ordering lightbulbs, Mark Walhberg AI, and so much more. WHY WON'T NICK TAKE STEROIDS???? Find out in this Ride Along.</itunes:subtitle>
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      <description>Was there cake? Our Heroes take a long drive to Carl's Jr to get the MAXXL Double El Diablo Combo and Nick has been good for 36 hours. Eric still thinks these Pokemon things are called Time Wheels. Wait wait we gotta talk about this burger. Is this... good? We're all kind of floored by what we just ate, plus the protein on this thing is through the roof. Grab a slice of mirage cake and prepare to run the Burger Gauntlet.
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      <itunes:title>BurgerGauntlet.com %% Carl's Jr MAXXL Double El Diablo Combo</itunes:title>
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      <itunes:summary>Was there cake? Our Heroes take a long drive to Carl's Jr to get the MAXXL Double El Diablo Combo and Nick has been good for 36 hours. Eric still thinks these Pokemon things are called Time Wheels. Wait wait we gotta talk about this burger. Is this... good? We're all kind of floored by what we just ate, plus the protein on this thing is through the roof. Grab a slice of mirage cake and prepare to run the Burger Gauntlet.
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      <description>The car ride isn't long so Our Heroes are taking you to the restaurant to pick up the food. Did you know they have fries? What did we get? Is it fries? They have fries. Nick can't contain himself, the food isn't ready, and this guy left his wife locked in the car. Wingstop ride along is a great one to leave on in the background then you hear it and go "what just happened" at parts.
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      <pubDate>Thu, 30 Jan 2025 14:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:subtitle>The car ride isn't long so Our Heroes are taking you to the restaurant to pick up the food. Did you know they have fries? What did we get? Is it fries? They have fries. Nick can't contain himself, the food isn't ready, and this guy left his wife locked in the car. Wingstop ride along is a great one to leave on in the background then you hear it and go "what just happened" at parts.</itunes:subtitle>
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      <title>Sauce Monkey is the Joker %% Wingstop Sweet Chili Glaze Wings</title>
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      <description>Our Heroes return to Wingstop to try ANOTHER new flavor. They haven't been here since Secret War came out (remember that show?) but that won't stop Nick from asking for more and more and what did we get and what about fries? Should we even be saying Sweet Chili? Learn about a bakers dozen, blue sneeze vs blue cheese, and the Taco Pass video.
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      <pubDate>Tue, 28 Jan 2025 08:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>Sauce Monkey is the Joker %% Wingstop Sweet Chili Glaze Wings</itunes:title>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 23 Jan 2025 14:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 21 Jan 2025 08:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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      <title>No Cursing with Graysie's Gifts - Kerbey Lane Ride Along</title>
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      <itunes:title>Graysie Saved You Some Pretzel %% Kerbey Lane Texas Twist Pretzel Platter</itunes:title>
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      <itunes:summary>Our Heroes found out that local diner chain Kerbey Lane is doing a pretzel so they called in local pretzel expert Graysie to get to the bottom of this. This once 24 hour diner has expanded and cut hours but their seasonal menu usually comes up with some surprising inclusions. Is this pretzel worth your time? What's with the meats? Did you want the last bite? Too slow, idiot. We think Graysie ate most of the pretzel.
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      <pubDate>Thu, 09 Jan 2025 14:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 07 Jan 2025 08:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:subtitle>Taco Bell keeps the hits coming with new chicken nuggets but Our Heroes need to figure out if they're worth your time. It's just limited time item after item, they can't all be hits, right? Are these? They were also out of one of the sauces so Michael makes them pay Monkey Style, Jordan has a terrible graphics card, and everyone listens to Nick?</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Taco Bell keeps the hits coming with new chicken nuggets but Our Heroes need to figure out if they're worth your time. It's just limited time item after item, they can't all be hits, right? Are these? They were also out of one of the sauces so Michael makes them pay Monkey Style, Jordan has a terrible graphics card, and everyone listens to Nick?
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      <title>Michael Shaq Gummies Taste Test - In n Out Ride Along</title>
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      <description>These sour gummies bum Eric out and Our Heroes discuss Kraven the Hunter. Nick's shooting in .5x so it's hard to see if he's leaning in or out, either way Big Ray like Kraven. This ones also got some home improvement tips for you if you need LED lights.
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      <pubDate>Thu, 02 Jan 2025 14:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>Michael Shaq Gummies Taste Test - In n Out Ride Along</itunes:title>
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      <itunes:summary>These sour gummies bum Eric out and Our Heroes discuss Kraven the Hunter. Nick's shooting in .5x so it's hard to see if he's leaning in or out, either way Big Ray like Kraven. This ones also got some home improvement tips for you if you need LED lights.
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      <pubDate>Tue, 31 Dec 2024 08:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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And grab some merch at https://100percenteat.store
Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday.
Follow us on IG &amp; Twitter: @100percenteat
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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And grab some merch at https://100percenteat.store/ now
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      <pubDate>Tue, 24 Dec 2024 08:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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And grab some merch at https://100percenteat.store/ now
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      <pubDate>Thu, 19 Dec 2024 14:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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Grab a hat at https://100percenteat.store/
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      <pubDate>Tue, 17 Dec 2024 08:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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Grab a hat at https://100percenteat.store/
100% Eat is sponsored by BetterHelp. Get 10% off your first month at betterhelp.com/100Percent
Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday.
Follow us on IG &amp; Twitter: @100percenteat
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 12 Dec 2024 14:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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      <description>First and foremost, Shake Shack is a brand. No one cares, certainly not Our Heroes. What they care about this episode is soft soft food and creamy lil shakes. Watch Michael scream about his painful tongue and drinking a lot of lactose. Go order the Wackadoo dozen now, come onnnnn four eyes. Get in first class and eat a burger.
Sponsored by HelloFresh. Thanks HelloFresh! Get 10 FREE meals at HelloFresh.com/freepercent. Applied across 7 boxes, new subscribers only, varies by plan.
Ho Ho Ho grab a shirt at 100percenteat.store
Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every friday.
Follow us on IG &amp; Twitter: @100percenteat
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      <pubDate>Tue, 10 Dec 2024 08:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:subtitle>First and foremost, Shake Shack is a brand. No one cares, certainly not Our Heroes. What they care about this episode is soft soft food and creamy lil shakes. Watch Michael scream about his painful tongue and drinking a lot of lactose. Go order the Wackadoo dozen now, come onnnnn four eyes. Get in first class and eat a burger.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>First and foremost, Shake Shack is a brand. No one cares, certainly not Our Heroes. What they care about this episode is soft soft food and creamy lil shakes. Watch Michael scream about his painful tongue and drinking a lot of lactose. Go order the Wackadoo dozen now, come onnnnn four eyes. Get in first class and eat a burger.
Sponsored by HelloFresh. Thanks HelloFresh! Get 10 FREE meals at HelloFresh.com/freepercent. Applied across 7 boxes, new subscribers only, varies by plan.
Ho Ho Ho grab a shirt at 100percenteat.store
Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every friday.
Follow us on IG &amp; Twitter: @100percenteat
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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      <title>Madame Web Watchalong</title>
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      <description>Our Heroes grabbed some Busty’s (not what it sounds like) and settled in to watch Madame Web (2024). Forced to confront her past, Cassandra Webb, a Manhattan paramedic that may have clairvoyant abilities, forms a relationship with three young women destined for powerful futures, if they can survive their threatening present.
Madame Web is (currently) on Netflix so put it on and sync it up with the timer on screen and be sure to check us out on Patreon for our next livestream.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 07 Dec 2024 14:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>Madame Web Watchalong</itunes:title>
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Madame Web is (currently) on Netflix so put it on and sync it up with the timer on screen and be sure to check us out on Patreon for our next livestream.
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And grab some merch before the holidays https://100percenteat.store/
#sponsored Control Body Odor ANYWHERE mandopodcast.com and use code EAT to get $5 off your Starter Pack (that’s 40% off) #mandopod
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      <pubDate>Thu, 28 Nov 2024 14:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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Give the gift of 100% Eat this holiday patreon.com/100percenteat/gift
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      <pubDate>Tue, 26 Nov 2024 08:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>Graysie Throws Out the Format %% PF Chang's Golden Feast</itunes:title>
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Give the gift of 100% Eat this holiday patreon.com/100percenteat/gift
Our next livestream will be Wednesday November 27 @ 6pm CT where we watch Madame Web with YOU! Join the discord at Patreon.com/100percenteat
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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If you want to be a part of these livestreams, become a Bug at least over on our Patreon and send in your priority Food Court submission. Part 2 will be out next Saturday.
Give the gift of 100% Eat this holiday patreon.com/100percenteat/gift
Our next livestream will be Wednesday November 27 @ 6pm CT where we watch Madame Web with YOU! Join the discord!
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      <pubDate>Sat, 23 Nov 2024 14:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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If you want to be a part of these livestreams, become a Bug at least over on our Patreon and send in your priority Food Court submission. Part 2 will be out next Saturday.
Give the gift of 100% Eat this holiday patreon.com/100percenteat/gift
Our next livestream will be Wednesday November 27 @ 6pm CT where we watch Madame Web with YOU! Join the discord!
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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      <description>Our Heroes go to Jersey Mike's to eat pastrami but check out all this Super Smash Bros talk!!! And midnight releases. Eric is still talking about Wendy's and Michael breaks down actual New Jersey sandwiches. WHY did Eric get all these sandwiches?? Monkeyjuice is making the juice. A real disjointed episode but you love it and the monkey heavy facts. Rooster Teeth reference?
100% Eat is sponsored by BetterHelp. Get 10% off your first month at betterhelp.com/100Percent
Our next livestream for Patreon members will be Wednesday November 27 @ 6pm CT where we watch Madame Web with YOU! Get on there at patreon.com/100percenteat
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 19 Nov 2024 08:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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100% Eat is sponsored by BetterHelp. Get 10% off your first month at betterhelp.com/100Percent
Our next livestream for Patreon members will be Wednesday November 27 @ 6pm CT where we watch Madame Web with YOU! Get on there at patreon.com/100percenteat
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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If you want to be a part of these livestreams, become a Bug at least over on our Patreon and send in your priority Food Court submission. Part 2 will be out next Saturday.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 16 Nov 2024 14:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:summary>From their livestream on 11/7/24, Our Honorable Hero Judges are back to rule on YOUR food crimes. Hear court cases about public use of Frank's Red Hot sauce, licking raw meat saucy fingers, and corn cob challenges. We've included the chat on screen so you can see the bald headed behavior you could be a part of if you're there live.
If you want to be a part of these livestreams, become a Bug at least over on our Patreon and send in your priority Food Court submission. Part 2 will be out next Saturday.
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        <![CDATA[<p>From their livestream on 11/7/24, Our Honorable Hero Judges are back to rule on YOUR food crimes. Hear court cases about public use of Frank's Red Hot sauce, licking raw meat saucy fingers, and corn cob challenges. We've included the chat on screen so you can see the bald headed behavior you could be a part of if you're there live.</p><p>If you want to be a part of these livestreams, become a Bug at least over on our Patreon and send in your priority Food Court submission. Part 2 will be out next Saturday.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 14 Nov 2024 14:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>Squeen's Scrambit - Ride Along Taco Bell</itunes:title>
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      <itunes:subtitle>Nick is gasping but its on him. Nick is fired up in this one and we go to Taco Bell and back. Michael has an AI girlfriend? Congrats! We take pictures in the car. There are dangers of the road and Michael is gonna help. There's a lot of debate about what's real food. </itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Nick is gasping but its on him. Nick is fired up in this one and we go to Taco Bell and back. Michael has an AI girlfriend? Congrats! We take pictures in the car. There are dangers of the road and Michael is gonna help. There's a lot of debate about what's real food. Check out this slop and grab a shirt at https://100percenteat.store/ 
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        <![CDATA[<p>Nick is gasping but its on him. Nick is fired up in this one and we go to Taco Bell and back. Michael has an AI girlfriend? Congrats! We take pictures in the car. There are dangers of the road and Michael is gonna help. There's a lot of debate about what's real food. Check out this slop and grab a shirt at https://100percenteat.store/ </p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>Let the Past Die %% Taco Bell Decades Menu</title>
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      <description>Our Heroes go back in time to try the new Taco Bell Decades menu which includes "favorites" from the last 40 years. Nobody's favorite was a tostada. We just refuse to believe it. Is any of this worth trying or should you run somewhere other than the border for a taste of something new. Wait this isn't even everything? It's not even all out yet? What's the point of this thing? Maybe Taco Bell over played it's hand.
Sponsored by HelloFresh. Thanks HelloFresh! Get 10 FREE meals at HelloFresh.com/freepercent
Last week's Food Court will be broken into two parts, the first coming to you this saturday. You don't want to miss it. It's bald headed behavior on max.
Check out 100percenteat.store for merch that supports us.
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      <pubDate>Tue, 12 Nov 2024 08:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>Let the Past Die %% Taco Bell Decades Menu</itunes:title>
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      <itunes:author>Striking Distance LLC</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Our Heroes go back in time to try the new Taco Bell Decades menu which includes "favorites" from the last 40 years. Nobody's favorite was a tostada. We just refuse to believe it. Is any of this worth trying or should you run somewhere other than the border for a taste of something new. Wait this isn't even everything? It's not even all out yet? What's the point of this thing? Maybe Taco Bell over played it's hand.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Our Heroes go back in time to try the new Taco Bell Decades menu which includes "favorites" from the last 40 years. Nobody's favorite was a tostada. We just refuse to believe it. Is any of this worth trying or should you run somewhere other than the border for a taste of something new. Wait this isn't even everything? It's not even all out yet? What's the point of this thing? Maybe Taco Bell over played it's hand.
Sponsored by HelloFresh. Thanks HelloFresh! Get 10 FREE meals at HelloFresh.com/freepercent
Last week's Food Court will be broken into two parts, the first coming to you this saturday. You don't want to miss it. It's bald headed behavior on max.
Check out 100percenteat.store for merch that supports us.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Our Heroes go back in time to try the new Taco Bell Decades menu which includes "favorites" from the last 40 years. Nobody's favorite was a tostada. We just refuse to believe it. Is any of this worth trying or should you run somewhere other than the border for a taste of something new. Wait this isn't even everything? It's not even all out yet? What's the point of this thing? Maybe Taco Bell over played it's hand.</p><p>Sponsored by HelloFresh. Thanks HelloFresh! Get 10 FREE meals at <a href="https://HelloFresh.com/freepercent">HelloFresh.com/freepercent</a></p><p>Last week's Food Court will be broken into two parts, the first coming to you this saturday. You don't want to miss it. It's bald headed behavior on max.</p><p>Check out 100percenteat.store for merch that supports us.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <description>Our Heroes are stuffed with pizza, pretzels, and pizookie so they're on the long ride home. Graysie gets to ride shotgun but she's got PRNDL-pinions and wants to keep waking Michael up from his nap. Big time little sister energy in this one, especially when we all get back to the studio and start giving her presents.
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      <pubDate>Thu, 07 Nov 2024 14:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>PRNDL &amp; Graysie Gifts - Ride Along BJ's Brewhouse</itunes:title>
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      <itunes:subtitle>Our Heroes are stuffed with pizza, pretzels, and pizookie so they're on the long ride home. Graysie gets to ride shotgun but she's got PRNDL-pinions and wants to keep waking Michael up from his nap. Big time little sister energy in this one, especially when we all get back to the studio and start giving her presents.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Our Heroes are stuffed with pizza, pretzels, and pizookie so they're on the long ride home. Graysie gets to ride shotgun but she's got PRNDL-pinions and wants to keep waking Michael up from his nap. Big time little sister energy in this one, especially when we all get back to the studio and start giving her presents.
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      <description>Our Heroes WITH GRAYSIE review the Spooky Pizookie the day before Halloween. Wait what do you mean you're out of the Spooky Pizookie? Why would you advertise it then? What are we supposed to do? Eat pretzels? Oh okay. Our Heroes WITH GRAYSIE eat pretzels and pizza from BJ's Brewhouse this episode. They still get a pizookie, in fact the closest pizookie you can get without it being spooky. Does this beer slinging pizza port have the goods or does it fall flat without the scary star of the show? Also it's tub time for Michael &amp; Jordan.
FOOD COURT is THURSDAY at 7pm CT only on our discord. Sign up for access at https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat and be there LIVE!
Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday.
Follow us on IG &amp; Twitter: @100percenteat
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      <pubDate>Tue, 05 Nov 2024 08:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>Graysie Gets Got %% BJ's Brewhouse Spooky Pizookie</itunes:title>
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      <itunes:author>Striking Distance LLC</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Our Heroes WITH GRAYSIE review the Spooky Pizookie the day before Halloween. Wait what do you mean you're out of the Spooky Pizookie? Why would you advertise it then? What are we supposed to do? Eat pretzels? Oh okay. Our Heroes WITH GRAYSIE eat pretzels and pizza from BJ's Brewhouse this episode. They still get a pizookie, in fact the closest pizookie you can get without it being spooky. Does this beer slinging pizza port have the goods or does it fall flat without the scary star of the show? Also it's tub time for Michael &amp; Jordan.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Our Heroes WITH GRAYSIE review the Spooky Pizookie the day before Halloween. Wait what do you mean you're out of the Spooky Pizookie? Why would you advertise it then? What are we supposed to do? Eat pretzels? Oh okay. Our Heroes WITH GRAYSIE eat pretzels and pizza from BJ's Brewhouse this episode. They still get a pizookie, in fact the closest pizookie you can get without it being spooky. Does this beer slinging pizza port have the goods or does it fall flat without the scary star of the show? Also it's tub time for Michael &amp; Jordan.
FOOD COURT is THURSDAY at 7pm CT only on our discord. Sign up for access at https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat and be there LIVE!
Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday.
Follow us on IG &amp; Twitter: @100percenteat
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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      <description>Sprite! Powerade! Nick lists all the sodas that Wendy’s is out of while drinking a pineapple chocolate frosty and Michael tries to fix a broken water cooler. This is all for the place. They’re out of straws! Powerade Zero! Eventually we get to the burger but Our Heroes know a Chum Bucket switcheroo when they see one. Jump in, it’s Ride Along.
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      <pubDate>Thu, 31 Oct 2024 13:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>Chocolate Pineapple Frosty &amp; the Broke Water Cooler - Ride Along Wendy’s</itunes:title>
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      <itunes:subtitle>Sprite! Powerade! Nick lists all the sodas that Wendy’s is out of while drinking a pineapple chocolate frosty and Michael tries to fix a broken water cooler. This is all for the place. They’re out of straws! Powerade Zero! Eventually we get to the burger but Our Heroes know a Chum Bucket switcheroo when they see one. Jump in, it’s Ride Along.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Sprite! Powerade! Nick lists all the sodas that Wendy’s is out of while drinking a pineapple chocolate frosty and Michael tries to fix a broken water cooler. This is all for the place. They’re out of straws! Powerade Zero! Eventually we get to the burger but Our Heroes know a Chum Bucket switcheroo when they see one. Jump in, it’s Ride Along.
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      <title>Why Bother, Wendy's? %% Wendy's Krabby Patty Kollab</title>
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And don't forget to check out our merch at 100percenteat.store now.
Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday.
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      <pubDate>Tue, 29 Oct 2024 07:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>Why Bother, Wendy's? %% Wendy's Krabby Patty Kollab</itunes:title>
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      <itunes:subtitle>Our Heroes head to a pineapple under the sea to check out Wendy's x Spongebob Krabby Patty Kollab. Wendy's has been on a decline since ditching the Pretzel Pub and now they're relying on brand crossovers for new audience. Does this burger have what it takes to get back in our good graces or is this another failed attempt to get you in and take your cash. WHY is it square? Are they going for it or not???</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Our Heroes head to a pineapple under the sea to check out Wendy's x Spongebob Krabby Patty Kollab. Wendy's has been on a decline since ditching the Pretzel Pub and now they're relying on brand crossovers for new audience. Does this burger have what it takes to get back in our good graces or is this another failed attempt to get you in and take your cash. WHY is it square? Are they going for it or not???
And don't forget to check out our merch at 100percenteat.store now.
Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday.
Follow us on IG &amp; Twitter: @100percenteat
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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      <title>Flags of Many Colors - Ride Along McDonald’s</title>
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      <description>Our Heroes take it to McDonald’s and back to get some breakfast. Listen as Nick falls apart, can’t get the app to load, then Michael can but doesn’t want the points until Nick finally gets it going. We talk about city flags and Nick doesn’t get the same thing as everyone else. This is a mess but at least it’s long? If you don’t want to watch on YouTube, we upload these to our RSS feed now. Either way. It’s Ride Along.
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      <pubDate>Thu, 24 Oct 2024 13:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>Flags of Many Colors - Ride Along McDonald’s</itunes:title>
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      <itunes:subtitle>Our Heroes take it to McDonald’s and back to get some breakfast. Listen as Nick falls apart, can’t get the app to load, then Michael can but doesn’t want the points until Nick finally gets it going. We talk about city flags and Nick doesn’t get the same thing as everyone else. This is a mess but at least it’s long? If you don’t want to watch on YouTube, we upload these to our RSS feed now. Either way. It’s Ride Along.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Our Heroes take it to McDonald’s and back to get some breakfast. Listen as Nick falls apart, can’t get the app to load, then Michael can but doesn’t want the points until Nick finally gets it going. We talk about city flags and Nick doesn’t get the same thing as everyone else. This is a mess but at least it’s long? If you don’t want to watch on YouTube, we upload these to our RSS feed now. Either way. It’s Ride Along.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 22 Oct 2024 07:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>Bagel Breakfast Beats Baldheaded Behavior %% McDonald's Breakfast</itunes:title>
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We also have our new merch out NOW on 100percenteat.store so go check it out and support Cinnamon (RIP)
Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday.
Follow us on IG &amp; Twitter: @100percenteat
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 17 Oct 2024 13:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>Nick "Didn't Vote" and Throws Graysie Under the Bus - Jack in the Box Ride Along</itunes:title>
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      <title>It’s Worse Every Time %% Jack in the Box Mummy Wrapped Monster Taco</title>
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      <description>Because of YOU (through your vote on Patreon.com/100percenteat exclusively) Our Heroes have to return to Jack in the Box. What is with this place? There are no drinks, it is 90 degrees, jalapeños. It’s not banned anymore but we’re not allowed to get breakfast from here even though it’s served all day? This whole thing is confusing and Nick is making it worse. But wait, what’s this shake?
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      <pubDate>Tue, 15 Oct 2024 07:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>It’s Worse Every Time %% Jack in the Box Mummy Wrapped Monster Taco</itunes:title>
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      <itunes:author>Striking Distance LLC</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Because of YOU (through your vote on Patreon.com/100percenteat exclusively) Our Heroes have to return to Jack in the Box. What is with this place? There are no drinks, it is 90 degrees, jalapeños. It’s not banned anymore but we’re not allowed to get breakfast from here even though it’s served all day? This whole thing is confusing and Nick is making it worse. But wait, what’s this shake?</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Because of YOU (through your vote on Patreon.com/100percenteat exclusively) Our Heroes have to return to Jack in the Box. What is with this place? There are no drinks, it is 90 degrees, jalapeños. It’s not banned anymore but we’re not allowed to get breakfast from here even though it’s served all day? This whole thing is confusing and Nick is making it worse. But wait, what’s this shake?
Sponsored by HelloFresh. Thanks HelloFresh! Get 10 FREE meals at HelloFresh.com/freepercent. Applied across 7 boxes, new subscribers only, varies by plan.
We also just released some new designs on 100percenteat.store so drop by and grab a Cinnamon Lives shirt or a spice rat hat. Good stuff.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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      <title>Where's the Maple? %% Einstein Bros Bagel Maplehouse Egg Sandwich</title>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 08 Oct 2024 07:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>Where's the Maple? %% Einstein Bros Bagel Maplehouse Egg Sandwich</itunes:title>
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      <itunes:author>Striking Distance LLC</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Our Heroes wake up at the crack of dawn (like 10am) to have a bagel, sort of. Einstein Bros new Maplehouse Egg Sandwich has most of it's namesake but seems to be lacking in certain areas. Maybe it's just because it's early but we're not even really sure if this is a bagel. It's a sandwich, sure, but we thought this was a bagel sandwich? No? Yes? Where's the MAPLE?! Plus do you like Tomb Raider? Welcome to the fandom. WHY DIDN'T ANYONE TELL ME?</itunes:subtitle>
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We'll have a LIVESTREAM right here on Youtube this Saturday at 1pm CT for the release of our new merch. Check out 100percenteat.store now!
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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      <title>You Still Can’t Go Inside %% Sonic Witch’s Brew Slush Float</title>
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      <description>Our Heroes go outside the Sonic Burger to order the new Witch’s Brew Slush Float. Does this Sonic drink cause toil and trouble or is does this potion spell magic for the burger chain. Jordan gets into a very special You Review in this one that you’re not gonna wanna miss. Also have you seen Terminator 2 dude? It’s so good.
NEW MERCH coming soon. Announcement incoming.
Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every friday.
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      <pubDate>Tue, 01 Oct 2024 07:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>You Still Can’t Go Inside %% Sonic Witch’s Brew Slush Float</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Striking Distance LLC</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Our Heroes go outside the Sonic Burger to order the new Witch’s Brew Slush Float. Does this Sonic drink cause toil and trouble or is does this potion spell magic for the burger chain. Jordan gets into a very special You Review in this one that you’re not gonna wanna miss. Also have you seen Terminator 2 dude? It’s so good.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Our Heroes go outside the Sonic Burger to order the new Witch’s Brew Slush Float. Does this Sonic drink cause toil and trouble or is does this potion spell magic for the burger chain. Jordan gets into a very special You Review in this one that you’re not gonna wanna miss. Also have you seen Terminator 2 dude? It’s so good.
NEW MERCH coming soon. Announcement incoming.
Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every friday.
Follow us on IG &amp; Twitter: @100percenteat
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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      <title>Eating a heroes meal %% Firehouse Subs Captains Club</title>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 24 Sep 2024 07:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>Eating a heroes meal %% Firehouse Subs Captains Club</itunes:title>
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      <itunes:subtitle>Our Heroes take it to the Firehouse to get the new Captains Club sandwich but what’s getting pumped out? It’s gotta be from the deep fryer, right? RIGHT? This place is way too big and it stinks. What’s happening? And are we getting this pickle bucket, it’s only $3. What a meal.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Our Heroes take it to the Firehouse to get the new Captains Club sandwich but what’s getting pumped out? It’s gotta be from the deep fryer, right? RIGHT? This place is way too big and it stinks. What’s happening? And are we getting this pickle bucket, it’s only $3. What a meal.
Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday.
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      <title>We Blaze, Hot Ones %% Panda Express Blazin Bourbon Chicken</title>
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      <description>Our Heroes venture to Panda Express to take on their new fiery fare. Does the Blazin Bourbon Chicken bring the heat or does this Hot Ones collab end up a dud fit for a salt mouse? Spice Rats unite, it's a hot one tonight. We also talk about Blockbuster, trash pandas, and if actual pandas rip your arms off based on a You Review segment.
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      <pubDate>Tue, 17 Sep 2024 07:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>We Blaze, Hot Ones %% Panda Express Blazin Bourbon Chicken</itunes:title>
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      <itunes:author>Striking Distance LLC</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Our Heroes venture to Panda Express to take on their new fiery fare. Does the Blazin Bourbon Chicken bring the heat or does this Hot Ones collab end up a dud fit for a salt mouse? Spice Rats unite, it's a hot one tonight. We also talk about Blockbuster, trash pandas, and if actual pandas rip your arms off based on a You Review segment.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Our Heroes venture to Panda Express to take on their new fiery fare. Does the Blazin Bourbon Chicken bring the heat or does this Hot Ones collab end up a dud fit for a salt mouse? Spice Rats unite, it's a hot one tonight. We also talk about Blockbuster, trash pandas, and if actual pandas rip your arms off based on a You Review segment.
Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday.
Follow us on IG &amp; Twitter: @100percenteat
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 10 Sep 2024 07:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>Graysie makes Eric lose it %% Carrabba's Calabrian Wings</itunes:title>
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      <itunes:author>Striking Distance LLC</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Our Heroes take Graysie out for a fine Italian meal at Carrabba's. With plenty of wine and pricky pear margaritas to go around, this episode is messy. Marvel at how everyone wears Eric down to a nub and then they learn that Graysie knows the Carrabba's family. Just casually forgot to bring that up and drop it mid episode. Normal stuff. Graysie is back so it's unhinged. Enjoy.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Our Heroes take Graysie out for a fine Italian meal at Carrabba's. With plenty of wine and pricky pear margaritas to go around, this episode is messy. Marvel at how everyone wears Eric down to a nub and then they learn that Graysie knows the Carrabba's family. Just casually forgot to bring that up and drop it mid episode. Normal stuff. Graysie is back so it's unhinged. Enjoy.
100% Eat is sponsored by BetterHelp. Get 10% off your first month at betterhelp.com/100Percent
Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday.
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New merch coming to http://100percenteat.myshopify.com
Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every friday.
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      <title>Eric doxxed us? %% Rudy's Jumbo Smoked Potato</title>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 27 Aug 2024 07:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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New shirts on their way at https://100percenteat.myshopify.com/Support us directly http://patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every friday.
Follow us on IG &amp; Twitter: @100percenteat
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Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday.
Follow us on IG &amp; Twitter: @100percenteat
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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Check out our Olympic Soda taste test on Patreon. http://patreon.com/100percenteat
100% Eat is sponsored by BetterHelp. Get 10% off your first month at http://betterhelp.com/100Percent
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      <pubDate>Tue, 13 Aug 2024 07:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:subtitle>Our Heroes, thanks to YOUR votes (and 2 votes from Nick,) take it BACK to BK to get their mouths around the new BK Fiery Menu. Can these Bug Kings handle the heat or should they stay out of the combination Burger King &amp; 7/11 that doesn't sell an eyeglass repair kit. Either way, they 100% hate Eric, fully. Grab a spicy chicken fry and bite into this week's episode of 100% Eat.</itunes:subtitle>
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Check out our Olympic Soda taste test on Patreon. http://patreon.com/100percenteat
100% Eat is sponsored by BetterHelp. Get 10% off your first month at http://betterhelp.com/100Percent
New shirts on their way at https://100percenteat.myshopify.com/
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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Sponsored by Mando. Control Body Odor ANYWHERE shopmando.com and use code EAT to get $5 off your Starter Pack (that’s 40% off).
Check out http://100percenteat.myshopify.com to grab a shirt.
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Snag a lil shirt at http://100percenteat.myshopify.com which is NOT your shopify. It's ours.
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      <pubDate>Tue, 30 Jul 2024 07:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>Who is the Naughty Boy of the Week? %% Taco Cabana Street Food Fest</itunes:title>
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      <itunes:summary>Our Heroes don't know how long they've been recording but they do know they spent a long time at Taco Cabana trying to get the Street Food Fest offerings. Wait isn't it hot cheetos? Sort of. Wait isn't this supposed to be a Mt Dew rum punch? Yeah it is. Wait does Taco Cabana suck? You gotta listen to find out because we're also really getting in the weeds of Donkey Kong.
Snag a lil shirt at http://100percenteat.myshopify.com which is NOT your shopify. It's ours.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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Sponsored by Shady Rays. Thanks, Shady Rays. Get 50% off of 2 pairs of polarized glasses at http://shadyrays.com - code EAT
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      <pubDate>Tue, 23 Jul 2024 07:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>No, My Name Its! %% Chick-fil-A Maple Pepper Bacon Sandwich</itunes:title>
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Sponsored by Shady Rays. Thanks, Shady Rays. Get 50% off of 2 pairs of polarized glasses at http://shadyrays.com - code EAT
Still got those shirts up there, go grab one https://100percenteat.myshopify.com/
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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      <title>This is Sauce Monkey Food %% Whataburger Buffalo Ranch Chicken Strip Sandwich</title>
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This episode is sponsored by Shady Rays. Thanks, Shady Rays. Get 50% off of 2 pairs of polarized glasses at shadyrays.com - code EAT &amp; 100% Eat is sponsored by BetterHelp. Get 10% off your first month at betterhelp.com/100Percent
Grab a shirt at store.100percenteat.com while supplies last (there are plenty)
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      <pubDate>Tue, 16 Jul 2024 07:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:author>Striking Distance LLC</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Our Heroes are deep in the heart of fast food for this week's offering of Whataburger's Buffalo Ranch Chicken Strip Sandwich and Sauce Monkey Nick couldn't be happier. Is this saucy sandwich worth your time or is this deep fried chicken off the deep end? We also talk about Gavin shaving outside, filming Rocco, What-A-Burger, an extra piece of cheese causing problems, and so much more.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Our Heroes are deep in the heart of fast food for this week's offering of Whataburger's Buffalo Ranch Chicken Strip Sandwich and Sauce Monkey Nick couldn't be happier. Is this saucy sandwich worth your time or is this deep fried chicken off the deep end? We also talk about Gavin shaving outside, filming Rocco, What-A-Burger, an extra piece of cheese causing problems, and so much more.
This episode is sponsored by Shady Rays. Thanks, Shady Rays. Get 50% off of 2 pairs of polarized glasses at shadyrays.com - code EAT &amp; 100% Eat is sponsored by BetterHelp. Get 10% off your first month at betterhelp.com/100Percent
Grab a shirt at store.100percenteat.com while supplies last (there are plenty)
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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      <title>The Worst Trip to Subway %% Subway Dippers</title>
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      <description>Our Heroes braved two different Subways, with Eric living his worst nightmare, to bring you a review of the new Subway Dippers. Are these little wraps everything they're cracked up to be or should you go literally anywhere else so you don't witness a fight behind the counter? This dude is a real space cadet and he's causing problems on this week's episode of 100% Eat.
This episode is brought to you by Shady Rays. Thanks, Shady Rays. Get 50% off of 2 pairs of polarized glasses at shadyrays.com - code EAT
Don't forget to grab a shirt at store.100percenteat.com because you are a lil spice rat maybe.
Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every friday. Follow us on IG &amp; Twitter: @100percenteat
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      <pubDate>Tue, 09 Jul 2024 07:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>The Worst Trip to Subway %% Subway Dippers</itunes:title>
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      <itunes:subtitle>Our Heroes braved two different Subways, with Eric living his worst nightmare, to bring you a review of the new Subway Dippers. Are these little wraps everything they're cracked up to be or should you go literally anywhere else so you don't witness a fight behind the counter? This dude is a real space cadet and he's causing problems on this week's episode of 100% Eat.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Our Heroes braved two different Subways, with Eric living his worst nightmare, to bring you a review of the new Subway Dippers. Are these little wraps everything they're cracked up to be or should you go literally anywhere else so you don't witness a fight behind the counter? This dude is a real space cadet and he's causing problems on this week's episode of 100% Eat.
This episode is brought to you by Shady Rays. Thanks, Shady Rays. Get 50% off of 2 pairs of polarized glasses at shadyrays.com - code EAT
Don't forget to grab a shirt at store.100percenteat.com because you are a lil spice rat maybe.
Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every friday. Follow us on IG &amp; Twitter: @100percenteat
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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      <title>Wife Pizza Crimes, Bilk, and More in the Food Court</title>
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      <description>Our Heroes held their first livestream Food Court for Patrons and this is just part one of the proceedings. Join Our Hero Judges as they go through the cases of 100%er Chris's wife's pizza crime and a guy we just call Nutdog. Plus mustard ramen, sugary eggies, and whatever bilk is. BILK! Bilk Origins. Terrible. A genuinely wild start to a new format.
From the Food Court Livestream on 6/19. Be there live for our next one by signing up on Patreon at any tier, sending in your case, and awaiting your summons.

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      <itunes:subtitle>Our Heroes held their first livestream Food Court for Patrons and this is just part one of the proceedings. Join Our Hero Judges as they go through the cases of 100%er Chris's wife's pizza crime and a guy we just call Nutdog. Plus mustard ramen, sugary eggies, and whatever bilk is. BILK! Bilk Origins. Terrible. A genuinely wild start to a new format.</itunes:subtitle>
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From the Food Court Livestream on 6/19. Be there live for our next one by signing up on Patreon at any tier, sending in your case, and awaiting your summons.

Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every friday.
Follow us on IG &amp; Twitter: @100percenteat
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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      <title>You and Nick Voted for This %% Pizza Hut Cheeseburger Melt</title>
      <description>Our Heroes left it up to you, once again, to vote on what they should eat, and You (and Nick) chose THIS?! The Pizza Hut Cheeseburger melt is a por excuse of a pizza and comes with a pickle sauce that really sends the gang reeling. Learn about a gun that makes sharks swim weird. Suggy Stavern Tyle pizza.
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      <pubDate>Tue, 02 Jul 2024 07:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:subtitle>Our Heroes left it up to you, once again, to vote on what they should eat, and You (and Nick) chose THIS?! The Pizza Hut Cheeseburger melt is a por excuse of a pizza and comes with a pickle sauce that really sends the gang reeling. Learn about a gun that makes sharks swim weird. Suggy Stavern Tyle pizza.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Our Heroes left it up to you, once again, to vote on what they should eat, and You (and Nick) chose THIS?! The Pizza Hut Cheeseburger melt is a por excuse of a pizza and comes with a pickle sauce that really sends the gang reeling. Learn about a gun that makes sharks swim weird. Suggy Stavern Tyle pizza.
Don't forget to grab a shirt at store.100percenteat.com we're working on international shipping (coming soon hopefully).
If you could fill out this anonymous survey, it would really help us out: http://survey.podtrac.com/start-survey.aspx?pubid=GOq92kfJo4gY&amp;ver=standard.
Support us directly Patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. 
﻿Follow us on IG &amp; Twitter: @100percenteat
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      <title>Live from the Sunset Room %% Culver's Pretzel Haus Pub Burger</title>
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      <description> Our Heroes do their first live episode from Homebrew Austin at the Sunset Room where they tackle Culver's venture in the pretzel pub game. Enjoy our static camera that gets interrupted because someone (Nick? Eric? JORDAN?) forgot to clear the card but have no fear, Big Ray is here to save the day with his gorgeous footage. We talk business to Dean the lawyer, Stinky Dragon with Pasta Pete, and finally we have special guest Bret from Hawaii who YOU helped with your donations to send his class to NASA! It's a jam packed episode this week.

Michael launched a new gaming channel with Fredo. Check it out here: http://Patreon.com/MikeyFredo

Don't forget to grab a shirt at store.100percenteat.com we're targeting new designs in the next month so grab something from our Launch Collection before its gone.

If you could fill out this anonymous survey, it would really help us out: http://survey.podtrac.com/start-survey.aspx?pubid=GOq92kfJo4gY&amp;ver=standard

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      <pubDate>Tue, 25 Jun 2024 07:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:subtitle> Our Heroes do their first live episode from Homebrew Austin at the Sunset Room where they tackle Culver's venture in the pretzel pub game. Enjoy our static camera that gets interrupted because someone (Nick? Eric? JORDAN?) forgot to clear the card but have no fear, Big Ray is here to save the day with his gorgeous footage. We talk business to Dean the lawyer, Stinky Dragon with Pasta Pete, and finally we have special guest Bret from Hawaii who YOU helped with your donations to send his class to NASA! It's a jam packed episode this week.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary> Our Heroes do their first live episode from Homebrew Austin at the Sunset Room where they tackle Culver's venture in the pretzel pub game. Enjoy our static camera that gets interrupted because someone (Nick? Eric? JORDAN?) forgot to clear the card but have no fear, Big Ray is here to save the day with his gorgeous footage. We talk business to Dean the lawyer, Stinky Dragon with Pasta Pete, and finally we have special guest Bret from Hawaii who YOU helped with your donations to send his class to NASA! It's a jam packed episode this week.

Michael launched a new gaming channel with Fredo. Check it out here: http://Patreon.com/MikeyFredo

Don't forget to grab a shirt at store.100percenteat.com we're targeting new designs in the next month so grab something from our Launch Collection before its gone.

If you could fill out this anonymous survey, it would really help us out: http://survey.podtrac.com/start-survey.aspx?pubid=GOq92kfJo4gY&amp;ver=standard

Support us directly Patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG &amp; Twitter: @100percenteat
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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      <title>How many Saucy flavors? %% Wendy's Saucy Nuggs</title>
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      <description>Our Heroes venture back to Wendy's, not for the illustrious pretzel pub, but for the 7 new saucy nuggs offerings. Eric seems confused about how many flavors there are, almost as confused as people who think they're being tricked by fast food employees. There's also a lot of Dune talk, none of it relevant, all of it about the God Emperor of Dune. GET SAUCY!
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      <pubDate>Tue, 18 Jun 2024 07:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>How many Saucy flavors? %% Wendy's Saucy Nuggs</itunes:title>
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      <itunes:subtitle>Our Heroes venture back to Wendy's, not for the illustrious pretzel pub, but for the 7 new saucy nuggs offerings. Eric seems confused about how many flavors there are, almost as confused as people who think they're being tricked by fast food employees. There's also a lot of Dune talk, none of it relevant, all of it about the God Emperor of Dune. GET SAUCY!</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Our Heroes venture back to Wendy's, not for the illustrious pretzel pub, but for the 7 new saucy nuggs offerings. Eric seems confused about how many flavors there are, almost as confused as people who think they're being tricked by fast food employees. There's also a lot of Dune talk, none of it relevant, all of it about the God Emperor of Dune. GET SAUCY!
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      <title>Cheez-Its Are Sexy? %% Taco Bell Big Cheez-It</title>
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      <description>Our Heroes think big and run for the border as they review the Big Cheez-It offerings from Taco Bell. Who is getting more out of this relationship: Cheez-It or Taco Bell? What are the ground rules? Why does Cheez-It want us to think they're swingers? A lot of questions, not sure if we get a lot of answers but we're gonna get to the bottom of this one.
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      <pubDate>Tue, 11 Jun 2024 07:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>Cheez-Its Are Sexy? %% Taco Bell Big Cheez-It</itunes:title>
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      <itunes:subtitle>Our Heroes think big and run for the border as they review the Big Cheez-It offerings from Taco Bell. Who is getting more out of this relationship: Cheez-It or Taco Bell? What are the ground rules? Why does Cheez-It want us to think they're swingers? A lot of questions, not sure if we get a lot of answers but we're gonna get to the bottom of this one.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Our Heroes think big and run for the border as they review the Big Cheez-It offerings from Taco Bell. Who is getting more out of this relationship: Cheez-It or Taco Bell? What are the ground rules? Why does Cheez-It want us to think they're swingers? A lot of questions, not sure if we get a lot of answers but we're gonna get to the bottom of this one.
We've opened up shop at store.100percenteat.com so check out our Launch Collection and grab a shirt to support Our Heroes and show your 100% Eat pride or that you used to listen to Face Jam.
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        <![CDATA[<p>Our Heroes think big and run for the border as they review the Big Cheez-It offerings from Taco Bell. Who is getting more out of this relationship: Cheez-It or Taco Bell? What are the ground rules? Why does Cheez-It want us to think they're swingers? A lot of questions, not sure if we get a lot of answers but we're gonna get to the bottom of this one.</p><p>We've opened up shop at store.100percenteat.com so check out our Launch Collection and grab a shirt to support Our Heroes and show your 100% Eat pride or that you used to listen to Face Jam.</p><p>If you could fill out this anonymous survey, it would really help us out: http://survey.podtrac.com/start-survey.aspx?pubid=GOq92kfJo4gY&amp;ver=standard</p><p>Support us directly Patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday.</p><p>Follow us on IG &amp; Twitter: @100percenteat</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>This is Dog Food %% Wienerschnitzel Mac n Cheese Menu</title>
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      <description>Our Heroes, for the first time ever, leave it up to YOU to decide where they eat and YOU landed on Wienerschnitzel because YOU only want to punish and hurt. This week we take on Wienerschnitzel's Mac n Cheese menu. Why does it look like soup? Why would they do this to hot dogs? Did Michael like Eric's soda? So much happens in this episode that our camera dies after 10 minutes. Truly a weird one.
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      <pubDate>Tue, 04 Jun 2024 07:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>This is Dog Food %% Wienerschnitzel Mac n Cheese Menu</itunes:title>
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      <itunes:subtitle>Our Heroes, for the first time ever, leave it up to YOU to decide where they eat and YOU landed on Wienerschnitzel because YOU only want to punish and hurt. This week we take on Wienerschnitzel's Mac n Cheese menu. Why does it look like soup? Why would they do this to hot dogs? Did Michael like Eric's soda? So much happens in this episode that our camera dies after 10 minutes. Truly a weird one.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Our Heroes, for the first time ever, leave it up to YOU to decide where they eat and YOU landed on Wienerschnitzel because YOU only want to punish and hurt. This week we take on Wienerschnitzel's Mac n Cheese menu. Why does it look like soup? Why would they do this to hot dogs? Did Michael like Eric's soda? So much happens in this episode that our camera dies after 10 minutes. Truly a weird one.
We've opened up shop at store.100percenteat.com so check out our Launch Collection and grab a shirt to support Our Heroes and show your 100% Eat pride or that you used to listen to Face Jam.
If you could fill out this anonymous survey, it would really help us out: http://survey.podtrac.com/start-survey.aspx?pubid=GOq92kfJo4gY&amp;ver=standard.
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        <![CDATA[<p>Our Heroes, for the first time ever, leave it up to YOU to decide where they eat and YOU landed on Wienerschnitzel because YOU only want to punish and hurt. This week we take on Wienerschnitzel's Mac n Cheese menu. Why does it look like soup? Why would they do this to hot dogs? Did Michael like Eric's soda? So much happens in this episode that our camera dies after 10 minutes. Truly a weird one.</p><p>We've opened up shop at store.100percenteat.com so check out our Launch Collection and grab a shirt to support Our Heroes and show your 100% Eat pride or that you used to listen to Face Jam.</p><p>If you could fill out this anonymous survey, it would really help us out: http://survey.podtrac.com/start-survey.aspx?pubid=GOq92kfJo4gY&amp;ver=standard.</p><p>Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG &amp; Twitter: @100percenteat</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 28 May 2024 07:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>Graysie's Return %% Olive Garden Garfield's Favorites</itunes:title>
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      <itunes:subtitle>Our Heroes, like the classic Garfields they are, take on Olive Garden but must enlist the help of their resident Nermal, the return Graysie, to really get to the bottom of this menu. Do they all get the lasagna? Why is Graysie mad about spaghetti? Is this chocolate lasagna just cake? A lot is going on in this one and you can see it all in a new set up for our video version of the show on youtube.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Our Heroes, like the classic Garfields they are, take on Olive Garden but must enlist the help of their resident Nermal, the return Graysie, to really get to the bottom of this menu. Do they all get the lasagna? Why is Graysie mad about spaghetti? Is this chocolate lasagna just cake? A lot is going on in this one and you can see it all in a new set up for our video version of the show on youtube.

Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG &amp; Twitter: @100percenteat
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Our Heroes, like the classic Garfields they are, take on Olive Garden but must enlist the help of their resident Nermal, the return Graysie, to really get to the bottom of this menu. Do they all get the lasagna? Why is Graysie mad about spaghetti? Is this chocolate lasagna just cake? A lot is going on in this one and you can see it all in a new set up for our video version of the show on youtube.</p><p><br></p><p>Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG &amp; Twitter: @100percenteat</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>THESE are the meats? %% Arby's Chicken Wraps</title>
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      <description>Our Heroes are hungry for the meats and they know the only place that has them, allegedly, is Arby's so, on Jordan's recommendation, we're tackling the roast beef king but we're only eating the chicken? They also talk about Horsey sauce chardoneigh, moving to North Carolina, your support because we're not Carl's Jr, and more.
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      <pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2024 07:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>THESE are the meats? %% Arby's Chicken Wraps</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
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      <itunes:subtitle>Our Heroes are hungry for the meats and they know the only place that has them, allegedly, is Arby's so, on Jordan's recommendation, we're tackling the roast beef king but we're only eating the chicken? They also talk about Horsey sauce chardoneigh, moving to North Carolina, your support because we're not Carl's Jr, and more.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Our Heroes are hungry for the meats and they know the only place that has them, allegedly, is Arby's so, on Jordan's recommendation, we're tackling the roast beef king but we're only eating the chicken? They also talk about Horsey sauce chardoneigh, moving to North Carolina, your support because we're not Carl's Jr, and more.
Check out Good Lord: https://goodl0rd.bandcamp.com/album/good-lord.
If you could fill out this anonymous survey, it would really help us out: http://survey.podtrac.com/start-survey.aspx?pubid=GOq92kfJo4gY&amp;ver=standard.
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        <![CDATA[<p>Our Heroes are hungry for the meats and they know the only place that has them, allegedly, is Arby's so, on Jordan's recommendation, we're tackling the roast beef king but we're only eating the chicken? They also talk about Horsey sauce chardoneigh, moving to North Carolina, your support because we're not Carl's Jr, and more.</p><p>Check out Good Lord: https://goodl0rd.bandcamp.com/album/good-lord.</p><p>If you could fill out this anonymous survey, it would really help us out: http://survey.podtrac.com/start-survey.aspx?pubid=GOq92kfJo4gY&amp;ver=standard.</p><p>Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every friday. Follow us on IG &amp; Twitter: @100percenteat</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>Food Court  %%  Impromptu Launch Day Edition</title>
      <link>https://youtu.be/CbayRsobijg</link>
      <description>Our Heroes launched their Patreon with their new exclusive Discord. Emboldened by the news, Michael, Jordan, and Eric jump in the deep end and let these early bugs lay themselves at the mercy of the Food Court. Would you eat The Slop?
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      <pubDate>Sat, 18 May 2024 13:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>Food Court  %%  Impromptu Launch Day Edition</itunes:title>
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      <itunes:author>Striking Distance LLC</itunes:author>
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      <itunes:summary>Our Heroes launched their Patreon with their new exclusive Discord. Emboldened by the news, Michael, Jordan, and Eric jump in the deep end and let these early bugs lay themselves at the mercy of the Food Court. Would you eat The Slop?
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      <title>Returning to the Unreturnable %% Jack in the Box</title>
      <link>https://youtu.be/feBMVFz5gCo</link>
      <description>Our Heroes launch their first episode of 100% Eat by eating at the much maligned, at one point blacklisted restaurant: Jack in the Box. Will Michael and Jordan embark on a Tiny Taco quest or will they once again shun the clown headed king of late night munchies. This episode has it all: a ran over rat in the drivethru, a drink that looks like you shouldn't drink it, and much more.
100% Eat is now LIVE!

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      <pubDate>Tue, 14 May 2024 07:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>Returning to the Unreturnable %% Jack in the Box</itunes:title>
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      <itunes:subtitle>Our Heroes launch their first episode of 100% Eat by eating at the much maligned, at one point blacklisted restaurant: Jack in the Box. Will Michael and Jordan embark on a Tiny Taco quest or will they once again shun the clown headed king of late night munchies. This episode has it all: a ran over rat in the drivethru, a drink that looks like you shouldn't drink it, and much more. 100% Eat is now LIVE!</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Our Heroes launch their first episode of 100% Eat by eating at the much maligned, at one point blacklisted restaurant: Jack in the Box. Will Michael and Jordan embark on a Tiny Taco quest or will they once again shun the clown headed king of late night munchies. This episode has it all: a ran over rat in the drivethru, a drink that looks like you shouldn't drink it, and much more.
100% Eat is now LIVE!

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      <description>Our Heroes are completely independent and on Patreon! Here's a rundown of what you can expect from them and what they're doing. We 100% appreciate your support, even if it's just listening to the podcast. Thank you.

Support us directly Patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord, stay up to date, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast.
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      <itunes:title>100% Eat is on Patreon</itunes:title>
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      <itunes:summary>Our Heroes are completely independent and on Patreon! Here's a rundown of what you can expect from them and what they're doing. We 100% appreciate your support, even if it's just listening to the podcast. Thank you.

Support us directly Patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord, stay up to date, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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      <title>Burger King Wraps: The Face Jam Finale</title>
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      <description>In the final episode of Face Jam, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Burger King Wraps so you know if they're worth eating.
But what's this? From the ashes rises a phoenix. 100% EAT lives. Our Heroes are continuing the Face Jam legacy under a new banner, completely independent and they're doing it FOR YOU! You can support 100% Eat as they launch their direct support avenue (we don't think we're allowed to talk in all detail about it yet) THIS SATURDAY. Are you 100% in?
Follow @100percenteat on twitter and instagram but if you're already following @facejampod we probably already changed them over. A new look, a new name, but our same Heroes.
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      <pubDate>Tue, 07 May 2024 07:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>Burger King Wraps: The Face Jam Finale</itunes:title>
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      <itunes:subtitle>In the final episode of Face Jam, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Burger King Wraps so you know if they're worth eating.</itunes:subtitle>
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But what's this? From the ashes rises a phoenix. 100% EAT lives. Our Heroes are continuing the Face Jam legacy under a new banner, completely independent and they're doing it FOR YOU! You can support 100% Eat as they launch their direct support avenue (we don't think we're allowed to talk in all detail about it yet) THIS SATURDAY. Are you 100% in?
Follow @100percenteat on twitter and instagram but if you're already following @facejampod we probably already changed them over. A new look, a new name, but our same Heroes.
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      <title>Spittin Silly - The Finale</title>
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      <description>Our heroes are back for one final Spittin Silly. We eat a plethora of Wendy’s items including the new Dreamsicle Frosty and Cinnabon Pull-Apart while we chat about our vacation plans and more.
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      <pubDate>Tue, 30 Apr 2024 07:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>Spittin Silly - The Finale</itunes:title>
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      <itunes:subtitle>Our heroes are back for one final Spittin Silly. We eat a plethora of Wendy’s items including the new Dreamsicle Frosty and Cinnabon Pull-Apart while we chat about our vacation plans and more.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Our heroes are back for one final Spittin Silly. We eat a plethora of Wendy’s items including the new Dreamsicle Frosty and Cinnabon Pull-Apart while we chat about our vacation plans and more.
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      <title>Domino’s New York Style Pizza</title>
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      <description>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Domino's New York Style Pizza so you know if it’s worth eating. They also give an update on Brett’s class trip to Disney and talk about Brooklyn Style Pizza, Charles Bronson, mobile ordering, boroughs, and more.
Follow @facejampod. We'll have news soon on what's to come.
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      <pubDate>Tue, 23 Apr 2024 07:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>Domino’s New York Style Pizza</itunes:title>
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      <itunes:episode>116</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Striking Distance LLC</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Domino's New York Style Pizza so you know if it’s worth eating. They also give an update on Brett’s class trip to Disney and talk about Brooklyn Style Pizza, Charles Bronson, mobile ordering, boroughs, and more.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Domino's New York Style Pizza so you know if it’s worth eating. They also give an update on Brett’s class trip to Disney and talk about Brooklyn Style Pizza, Charles Bronson, mobile ordering, boroughs, and more.
Follow @facejampod. We'll have news soon on what's to come.
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      <title>Spittin Silly - Snack Attack</title>
      <link>https://roosterteeth.com/watch/face-jam-2024-4-16-spittin-silly</link>
      <description>Our Hero judges are back to test out snacks sent in by loyal jammers. In this episode we eat way too many chocolate covered gummy bears, buffalo wing pretzels, Sour Patch Kids, and wash it all down with some oddly flavored Cokes. Cinnamon is also here to give her review.
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      <pubDate>Tue, 16 Apr 2024 07:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:subtitle>Our Hero judges are back to test out snacks sent in by loyal jammers. In this episode we eat way too many chocolate covered gummy bears, buffalo wing pretzels, Sour Patch Kids, and wash it all down with some oddly flavored Cokes. Cinnamon is also here to give her review.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Our Hero judges are back to test out snacks sent in by loyal jammers. In this episode we eat way too many chocolate covered gummy bears, buffalo wing pretzels, Sour Patch Kids, and wash it all down with some oddly flavored Cokes. Cinnamon is also here to give her review.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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      <title>Jimmy Johns Caprese Salami Pesto Sandwich</title>
      <link>https://roosterteeth.com/watch/face-jam-2024-4-8</link>
      <description>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review the Jimmy Johns Caprese Salami Pesto Sandwich so you know if it’s worth eating. They also talk about Cornucopia, Hulk demolishing the store, Jimmy being a bad guy, Graysie’s surprise gift, and more.
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      <pubDate>Tue, 09 Apr 2024 07:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>Jimmy Johns Caprese Salami Pesto Sandwich</itunes:title>
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      <itunes:episode>115</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Striking Distance LLC</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review the Jimmy Johns Caprese Salami Pesto Sandwich so you know if it’s worth eating. They also talk about Cornucopia, Hulk demolishing the store, Jimmy being a bad guy, Graysie’s surprise gift, and more.</itunes:subtitle>
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      <title>Spittin Silly - Food Court 13</title>
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Sponsored by ExpressVPN Go to http://expressvpn.com/facejam to get an extra 3 months free.
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      <pubDate>Tue, 02 Apr 2024 07:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:summary>Order in the court, the FOOD COURT! Our Hero Judges are back to rule on more cases from you loyal bugs. This week it's dipping bread in hot chocolate, PB&amp;J in Chicken Noodle Soup, table crumbs vs. feed bag style, meat tasting pretzel combos, microwaved ice cream, and condensed milk sandwiches.

Sponsored by ExpressVPN Go to http://expressvpn.com/facejam to get an extra 3 months free.
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      <title>IHOP Girl Scout Thin Mint Pancakes</title>
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      <description>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review the IHOP Girl Scout Thin Mint Pancakes so you know if they’re worth eating. They also talk about Ben’s Broadway Break, the Grammy’s, fidget toys, Reveille and more.

Sponsored by Bespoke Post http://boxofawesome.com code facejam
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      <pubDate>Tue, 26 Mar 2024 07:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:episode>114</itunes:episode>
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      <itunes:subtitle>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review the IHOP Girl Scout Thin Mint Pancakes so you know if they’re worth eating. They also talk about Ben’s Broadway Break, the Grammy’s, fidget toys, Reveille and more.  Sponsored by Bespoke Post http://boxofawesome.com code facejam </itunes:subtitle>
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Sponsored by Bespoke Post http://boxofawesome.com code facejam
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      <description>Our heroes are trying the Little Caesar’s Crazy Puffs because apparently eating normal pizza is too hard so we need the new handheld version. They should quit naming all their food “crazy” because the workers got confused between crazy bread and Graysie bread.

Sponsored by Nuts.com http://nuts.com/facejam
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      <pubDate>Tue, 19 Mar 2024 07:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>Spittin Silly - Little Caesar’s Crazy Puffs</itunes:title>
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      <itunes:subtitle>Our heroes are trying the Little Caesar’s Crazy Puffs because apparently eating normal pizza is too hard so we need the new handheld version. They should quit naming all their food “crazy” because the workers got confused between crazy bread and Graysie bread.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Our heroes are trying the Little Caesar’s Crazy Puffs because apparently eating normal pizza is too hard so we need the new handheld version. They should quit naming all their food “crazy” because the workers got confused between crazy bread and Graysie bread.

Sponsored by Nuts.com http://nuts.com/facejam
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        <![CDATA[<p>Our heroes are trying the Little Caesar’s Crazy Puffs because apparently eating normal pizza is too hard so we need the new handheld version. They should quit naming all their food “crazy” because the workers got confused between crazy bread and Graysie bread.</p><p><br></p><p>Sponsored by Nuts.com http://nuts.com/facejam</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>Dairy Queen Carolina Reaper Tacos</title>
      <link>https://roosterteeth.com/watch/face-jam-2024-3-12</link>
      <description>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review the Dairy Queen Carolina Reaper Tacos so you know if it’s worth eating. They also talk about hand signs , DQ vs DQ Texas, Damon Salvatore and more.

Sponsored by Shady Rays http://shadyrays.com code FACEJAM , Factor http://factormeals.com/facejam50 code facejam50 , Fitbod http://fitbod.me/FACEJAM
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      <pubDate>Tue, 12 Mar 2024 07:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>Dairy Queen Carolina Reaper Tacos</itunes:title>
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      <itunes:episode>113</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Striking Distance LLC</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review the Dairy Queen Carolina Reaper Tacos so you know if it’s worth eating. They also talk about hand signs , DQ vs DQ Texas, Damon Salvatore and more.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review the Dairy Queen Carolina Reaper Tacos so you know if it’s worth eating. They also talk about hand signs , DQ vs DQ Texas, Damon Salvatore and more.

Sponsored by Shady Rays http://shadyrays.com code FACEJAM , Factor http://factormeals.com/facejam50 code facejam50 , Fitbod http://fitbod.me/FACEJAM
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review the Dairy Queen Carolina Reaper Tacos so you know if it’s worth eating. They also talk about hand signs , DQ vs DQ Texas, Damon Salvatore and more.</p><p><br></p><p>Sponsored by Shady Rays http://shadyrays.com code FACEJAM , Factor http://factormeals.com/facejam50 code facejam50 , Fitbod http://fitbod.me/FACEJAM</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>Spittin Silly - Food Court 12</title>
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      <description>Order in the court, the FOOD COURT! Our Hero Judges are back to rule on more cases from you loyal bugs. This week it's milk riding the counter, diy dreamsicles, steak dipping and Dr. Kool-Aid.

Sponsored by Katos Koffee http://katoskoffee.com code FACEJAM10
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 05 Mar 2024 08:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>Spittin Silly - Food Court 12</itunes:title>
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      <itunes:subtitle>Order in the court, the FOOD COURT! Our Hero Judges are back to rule on more cases from you loyal bugs. This week it's milk riding the counter, diy dreamsicles, steak dipping and Dr. Kool-Aid. </itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Order in the court, the FOOD COURT! Our Hero Judges are back to rule on more cases from you loyal bugs. This week it's milk riding the counter, diy dreamsicles, steak dipping and Dr. Kool-Aid.

Sponsored by Katos Koffee http://katoskoffee.com code FACEJAM10
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        <![CDATA[<p>Order in the court, the FOOD COURT! Our Hero Judges are back to rule on more cases from you loyal bugs. This week it's milk riding the counter, diy dreamsicles, steak dipping and Dr. Kool-Aid.</p><p><br></p><p>Sponsored by Katos Koffee http://katoskoffee.com code FACEJAM10</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>Jamsgiving 2024</title>
      <link>https://roosterteeth.com/watch/face-jam-jamsgiving-2024</link>
      <description>The season returns, Jamsgiving is here for all once again. Join Our Heroes as they get a full curated menu from Graysie and Nick. Good tidings to all and especially to us because we get and you give. Special Guests? Special Meals? Special Monkey? Anything can happen on Jamsgiving.

Special thanks to Katos Koffee for sponsoring Jamsgiving. Visit http://katoskoffee.com and use code FACEJAM10 at checkout. They are the reason this was free for you to watch. Also their coffee &amp; teas are very good. Thanks Katos.

Support us directly at facejampod.com/first and sign up to see everyone put their hands in a Dune popcorn bucket. Ew.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 02 Mar 2024 16:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>Jamsgiving 2024</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>bonus</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Striking Distance LLC</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>The season returns, Jamsgiving is here for all once again. Join Our Heroes as they get a full curated menu from Graysie and Nick. Good tidings to all and especially to us because we get and you give. Special Guests? Special Meals? Special Monkey? Anything can happen on Jamsgiving.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>The season returns, Jamsgiving is here for all once again. Join Our Heroes as they get a full curated menu from Graysie and Nick. Good tidings to all and especially to us because we get and you give. Special Guests? Special Meals? Special Monkey? Anything can happen on Jamsgiving.

Special thanks to Katos Koffee for sponsoring Jamsgiving. Visit http://katoskoffee.com and use code FACEJAM10 at checkout. They are the reason this was free for you to watch. Also their coffee &amp; teas are very good. Thanks Katos.

Support us directly at facejampod.com/first and sign up to see everyone put their hands in a Dune popcorn bucket. Ew.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The season returns, Jamsgiving is here for all once again. Join Our Heroes as they get a full curated menu from Graysie and Nick. Good tidings to all and especially to us because we get and you give. Special Guests? Special Meals? Special Monkey? Anything can happen on Jamsgiving.</p><p><br></p><p>Special thanks to Katos Koffee for sponsoring Jamsgiving. Visit http://katoskoffee.com and use code FACEJAM10 at checkout. They are the reason this was free for you to watch. Also their coffee &amp; teas are very good. Thanks Katos.</p><p><br></p><p>Support us directly at facejampod.com/first and sign up to see everyone put their hands in a Dune popcorn bucket. Ew.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>Taco Bell Cheesy Chicken Crispanada</title>
      <link>https://roosterteeth.com/watch/face-jam-2024-2-27</link>
      <description>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review the Taco Bell Cheesy Chicken Crispanada so you know if it’s worth eating. They also talk about human dog beds, reverting back to teenagers, Skyrim, Jordans new glasses and more.
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      <pubDate>Tue, 27 Feb 2024 08:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>Taco Bell Cheesy Chicken Crispanada</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:episode>112</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Striking Distance LLC</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review the Taco Bell Cheesy Chicken Crispanada so you know if it’s worth eating. They also talk about human dog beds, reverting back to teenagers, Skyrim, Jordans new glasses and more.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review the Taco Bell Cheesy Chicken Crispanada so you know if it’s worth eating. They also talk about human dog beds, reverting back to teenagers, Skyrim, Jordans new glasses and more.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review the Taco Bell Cheesy Chicken Crispanada so you know if it’s worth eating. They also talk about human dog beds, reverting back to teenagers, Skyrim, Jordans new glasses and more.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>Spittin Silly - Great Value Candy Dupes</title>
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      <description>Our heroes, with very full tummies, are treating themselves to a dessert of various name brand candies and their Great Value dupes. Walmart has some big shoes to fill, let’s see if they can live up to the hype. Also… Graysie and Nick are still eating from the fry box.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 20 Feb 2024 08:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>Spittin Silly - Great Value Candy Dupes</itunes:title>
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      <itunes:author>Striking Distance LLC</itunes:author>
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      <itunes:subtitle>Our heroes, with very full tummies, are treating themselves to a dessert of various name brand candies and their Great Value dupes. Walmart has some big shoes to fill, let’s see if they can live up to the hype. Also… Graysie and Nick are still eating from the fry box.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Our heroes, with very full tummies, are treating themselves to a dessert of various name brand candies and their Great Value dupes. Walmart has some big shoes to fill, let’s see if they can live up to the hype. Also… Graysie and Nick are still eating from the fry box.
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        <![CDATA[<p>Our heroes, with very full tummies, are treating themselves to a dessert of various name brand candies and their Great Value dupes. Walmart has some big shoes to fill, let’s see if they can live up to the hype. Also… Graysie and Nick are still eating from the fry box.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>Subway Sidekicks</title>
      <link>https://roosterteeth.com/watch/face-jam-2024-2-13</link>
      <description>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Subway Sidekicks so you know if they’re worth eating. They also talk about the stoned employees burning themselves, cupcake icing, gremlin behavior, and more.

Sponsored by ExpressVPN http://expressvpn.com/facejam , Factor http://factormeals.com/facejam50 code facejam50
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 13 Feb 2024 08:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>Subway Sidekicks</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:episode>111</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Striking Distance LLC</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Subway Sidekicks so you know if they’re worth eating. They also talk about the stoned employees burning themselves, cupcake icing, gremlin behavior, and more.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Subway Sidekicks so you know if they’re worth eating. They also talk about the stoned employees burning themselves, cupcake icing, gremlin behavior, and more.

Sponsored by ExpressVPN http://expressvpn.com/facejam , Factor http://factormeals.com/facejam50 code facejam50
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Subway Sidekicks so you know if they’re worth eating. They also talk about the stoned employees burning themselves, cupcake icing, gremlin behavior, and more.</p><p><br></p><p>Sponsored by ExpressVPN http://expressvpn.com/facejam , Factor http://factormeals.com/facejam50 code facejam50</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>Spittin Silly - Whatawings vs. Popeyes Wings</title>
      <link>https://roosterteeth.com/watch/face-jam-2024-2-6-spittin-silly</link>
      <description>Our hero judges are pitting Whataburger and Popeyes against one another to see who’s created the best fast food chicken wings. One’s a chicken place and the other’s a burger place, which do you think will reign supreme?

Sponsored by HelloFresh http://hellofresh.com/facejamfree code facejamfree , Kato’s Coffee http://katoskoffee.com code FACEJAM10 , Shady Rays http://shadyrays.com code FACE JAM
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 06 Feb 2024 08:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>Spittin Silly - Whatawings vs. Popeyes Wings</itunes:title>
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      <itunes:author>Striking Distance LLC</itunes:author>
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      <itunes:subtitle>Our hero judges are pitting Whataburger and Popeyes against one another to see who’s created the best fast food chicken wings. One’s a chicken place and the other’s a burger place, which do you think will reign supreme?</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Our hero judges are pitting Whataburger and Popeyes against one another to see who’s created the best fast food chicken wings. One’s a chicken place and the other’s a burger place, which do you think will reign supreme?

Sponsored by HelloFresh http://hellofresh.com/facejamfree code facejamfree , Kato’s Coffee http://katoskoffee.com code FACEJAM10 , Shady Rays http://shadyrays.com code FACE JAM
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Our hero judges are pitting Whataburger and Popeyes against one another to see who’s created the best fast food chicken wings. One’s a chicken place and the other’s a burger place, which do you think will reign supreme?</p><p><br></p><p>Sponsored by HelloFresh http://hellofresh.com/facejamfree code facejamfree , Kato’s Coffee http://katoskoffee.com code FACEJAM10 , Shady Rays http://shadyrays.com code FACE JAM</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>Applebee's All You Can Eat Boneless Wings, Riblets, &amp; Shrimp</title>
      <link>https://roosterteeth.com/watch/face-jam-2024-1-30</link>
      <description>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review the Applebee's All You Can Eat Boneless Wings, Riblets, &amp; Shrimp so you know if it’s worth eating. They also talk about Graysie double dipping, the guy living in the booth, the state of the bathroom, Taco Bell cereal and more.

Sponsored by Fitbod http://fitbod.me/FACEJAM , Shady Rays http://shadyrays.com code FACEJAM
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 30 Jan 2024 08:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>Applebee's All You Can Eat Boneless Wings, Riblets, &amp; Shrimp</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:episode>110</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Striking Distance LLC</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review the Applebee's All You Can Eat Boneless Wings, Riblets, &amp; Shrimp so you know if it’s worth eating. They also talk about Graysie double dipping, the guy living in the booth, the state of the bathroom, Taco Bell cereal and more.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review the Applebee's All You Can Eat Boneless Wings, Riblets, &amp; Shrimp so you know if it’s worth eating. They also talk about Graysie double dipping, the guy living in the booth, the state of the bathroom, Taco Bell cereal and more.

Sponsored by Fitbod http://fitbod.me/FACEJAM , Shady Rays http://shadyrays.com code FACEJAM
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        <![CDATA[<p>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review the Applebee's All You Can Eat Boneless Wings, Riblets, &amp; Shrimp so you know if it’s worth eating. They also talk about Graysie double dipping, the guy living in the booth, the state of the bathroom, Taco Bell cereal and more.</p><p><br></p><p>Sponsored by Fitbod http://fitbod.me/FACEJAM , Shady Rays http://shadyrays.com code FACEJAM</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>jambuLAnce</title>
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      <description>We watched ambuLAnce (jambuLAnce) with FIRST members on discord and now after a long wait, we're putting it out for you.
Throw in the blu ray or rent it, we’ll have the time code so you can watchalong. The only thing you need is the power of brotherhood and a fresh cup from your keurig.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 26 Jan 2024 16:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>jambuLAnce</itunes:title>
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Throw in the blu ray or rent it, we’ll have the time code so you can watchalong. The only thing you need is the power of brotherhood and a fresh cup from your keurig.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>We watched ambuLAnce (jambuLAnce) with FIRST members on discord and now after a long wait, we're putting it out for you.</p><p>Throw in the blu ray or rent it, we’ll have the time code so you can watchalong. The only thing you need is the power of brotherhood and a fresh cup from your keurig.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>Spittin Silly - Food Court 11</title>
      <link>https://roosterteeth.com/watch/face-jam-2024-1-23-spittin-silly</link>
      <description>Order in the court, the FOOD COURT! Our Hero Judges are back to rule on more cases from you loyal bugs. This week it's root beer float alternatives, bedtime acid reflux remedies, and garlic ketchup pasta… Weird.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 23 Jan 2024 08:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>Spittin Silly - Food Court 11</itunes:title>
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      <itunes:subtitle>Order in the court, the FOOD COURT! Our Hero Judges are back to rule on more cases from you loyal bugs. This week it's root beer float alternatives, bedtime acid reflux remedies, and garlic ketchup pasta… Weird.</itunes:subtitle>
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      <title>Sonic Peanut Butter Bacon Burger &amp; Shake</title>
      <link>https://roosterteeth.com/watch/face-jam-2024-1-16</link>
      <description>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review the Sonic Peanut Butter Bacon Burger &amp; Shake so you know if it’s worth eating. They also talk about Michaels salon visits, The Feeding Trough, going inside of a Sonic, Ai and more.

Sponsored by HelloFresh http://hellofresh.com/facejamfree code facejamfree , Raycon http://buyraycon.com/facejam
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      <pubDate>Tue, 16 Jan 2024 08:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>Sonic Peanut Butter Bacon Burger &amp; Shake</itunes:title>
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      <itunes:episode>109</itunes:episode>
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      <itunes:subtitle>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review the Sonic Peanut Butter Bacon Burger &amp; Shake so you know if it’s worth eating. They also talk about Michaels salon visits, The Feeding Trough, going inside of a Sonic, Ai and more.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review the Sonic Peanut Butter Bacon Burger &amp; Shake so you know if it’s worth eating. They also talk about Michaels salon visits, The Feeding Trough, going inside of a Sonic, Ai and more.

Sponsored by HelloFresh http://hellofresh.com/facejamfree code facejamfree , Raycon http://buyraycon.com/facejam
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      <title>Spittin Silly - Freewheelin</title>
      <link>https://roosterteeth.com/watch/face-jam-2024-1-9-spittin-silly</link>
      <description>Our Heroes are back from a holiday break and decide to catch up. Michael is jacked but ate WHAT?? We also talk about Face Jamuary, Jamsgiving, and our Sauce Monkey vinyl toy releasing January 26.

Support us at facejampod.com

Sponsored by Katos Koffee http://katoskoffee.com code FACEJAM10 , Shady Rays http://shadyrays.com code FACEJAM , ExpressVPN http://expressvpn.com/facejam
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      <pubDate>Tue, 09 Jan 2024 08:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>Spittin Silly - Freewheelin</itunes:title>
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      <itunes:episode>36</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Striking Distance LLC</itunes:author>
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      <itunes:subtitle>Our Heroes are back from a holiday break and decide to catch up. Michael is jacked but ate WHAT?? We also talk about Face Jamuary, Jamsgiving, and our Sauce Monkey vinyl toy releasing January 26.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Our Heroes are back from a holiday break and decide to catch up. Michael is jacked but ate WHAT?? We also talk about Face Jamuary, Jamsgiving, and our Sauce Monkey vinyl toy releasing January 26.

Support us at facejampod.com

Sponsored by Katos Koffee http://katoskoffee.com code FACEJAM10 , Shady Rays http://shadyrays.com code FACEJAM , ExpressVPN http://expressvpn.com/facejam
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        <![CDATA[<p>Our Heroes are back from a holiday break and decide to catch up. Michael is jacked but ate WHAT?? We also talk about Face Jamuary, Jamsgiving, and our Sauce Monkey vinyl toy releasing January 26.</p><p><br></p><p>Support us at facejampod.com</p><p><br></p><p>Sponsored by Katos Koffee http://katoskoffee.com code FACEJAM10 , Shady Rays http://shadyrays.com code FACEJAM , ExpressVPN http://expressvpn.com/facejam</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>Chuck E Cheese Grown Up Menu</title>
      <link>https://roosterteeth.com/watch/face-jam-2024-1-2</link>
      <description>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review the Chuck E Cheese grown up menu so you know if it’s worth eating. They also talk about the car accident, Graysie’s dad, Australia, different animal masks for Nick, and more.

Sponsored by HelloFresh (http://hellofresh.com/facejamfree code facejamfree) and Fitbod (http://fitbod.me/FACEJAM).
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      <pubDate>Tue, 02 Jan 2024 08:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>Chuck E Cheese Grown Up Menu</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Striking Distance LLC</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review the Chuck E Cheese grown up menu so you know if it’s worth eating. They also talk about the car accident, Graysie’s dad, Australia, different animal masks for Nick, and more.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review the Chuck E Cheese grown up menu so you know if it’s worth eating. They also talk about the car accident, Graysie’s dad, Australia, different animal masks for Nick, and more.

Sponsored by HelloFresh (http://hellofresh.com/facejamfree code facejamfree) and Fitbod (http://fitbod.me/FACEJAM).
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review the Chuck E Cheese grown up menu so you know if it’s worth eating. They also talk about the car accident, Graysie’s dad, Australia, different animal masks for Nick, and more.</p><p><br></p><p>Sponsored by HelloFresh (http://hellofresh.com/facejamfree code facejamfree) and Fitbod (http://fitbod.me/FACEJAM).</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>3833</itunes:duration>
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      <title>Spittin Silly - Peanuts™ x Kura Sushi</title>
      <link>https://roosterteeth.com/watch/face-jam-2023-spittin-silly-12-26</link>
      <description>Our heroes go to Kura Sushi to celebrate their collaboration with one of our favorite brands, Peanuts™. They heroically bodied 30 plates of sushi to win 2 Peanuts™ toys, was it worth it?
Sponsored by FIRST (go to http://facejampod.com/first to get FIRST for $5.99 a month or $4.99 a month on a yearly plan!), HelloFresh (http://hellofresh.com/facejamfree code facejamfree), and DoorDash (Download the DoorDash app and use code FJHOLIDAY).
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      <pubDate>Tue, 26 Dec 2023 08:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>Spittin Silly - Peanuts™ x Kura Sushi</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Striking Distance LLC</itunes:author>
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      <itunes:subtitle>Our heroes go to Kura Sushi to celebrate their collaboration with one of our favorite brands, Peanuts™. They heroically bodied 30 plates of sushi to win 2 Peanuts™ toys, was it worth it? </itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Our heroes go to Kura Sushi to celebrate their collaboration with one of our favorite brands, Peanuts™. They heroically bodied 30 plates of sushi to win 2 Peanuts™ toys, was it worth it?
Sponsored by FIRST (go to http://facejampod.com/first to get FIRST for $5.99 a month or $4.99 a month on a yearly plan!), HelloFresh (http://hellofresh.com/facejamfree code facejamfree), and DoorDash (Download the DoorDash app and use code FJHOLIDAY).
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        <![CDATA[<p>Our heroes go to Kura Sushi to celebrate their collaboration with one of our favorite brands, Peanuts™. They heroically bodied 30 plates of sushi to win 2 Peanuts™ toys, was it worth it?</p><p>Sponsored by FIRST (go to http://facejampod.com/first to get FIRST for $5.99 a month or $4.99 a month on a yearly plan!), HelloFresh (http://hellofresh.com/facejamfree code facejamfree), and DoorDash (Download the DoorDash app and use code FJHOLIDAY).</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>IHOP Wonka Menu</title>
      <link>https://roosterteeth.com/watch/face-jam-2023-12-19</link>
      <description>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review the IHOP Wonka Menu so you know if it’s worth eating. They also talk about jackets, hot waiter Ben, supercharged lemonade, the henchmen sketch and more.

Sponsored by Misty Mountain Gaming https://mistymountaingaming.com code FACEJAM , ExpressVPN http://expressvpn.com/facejam , http://katoskoffee.com code FACEJAM10
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      <pubDate>Tue, 19 Dec 2023 08:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>IHOP Wonka Menu</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:episode>107</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Striking Distance LLC</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review the IHOP Wonka Menu so you know if it’s worth eating. They also talk about jackets, hot waiter Ben, supercharged lemonade, the henchmen sketch and more.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review the IHOP Wonka Menu so you know if it’s worth eating. They also talk about jackets, hot waiter Ben, supercharged lemonade, the henchmen sketch and more.

Sponsored by Misty Mountain Gaming https://mistymountaingaming.com code FACEJAM , ExpressVPN http://expressvpn.com/facejam , http://katoskoffee.com code FACEJAM10
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        <![CDATA[<p>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review the IHOP Wonka Menu so you know if it’s worth eating. They also talk about jackets, hot waiter Ben, supercharged lemonade, the henchmen sketch and more.</p><p><br></p><p>Sponsored by Misty Mountain Gaming https://mistymountaingaming.com code FACEJAM , ExpressVPN http://expressvpn.com/facejam , http://katoskoffee.com code FACEJAM10</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>Spittin Silly - Food Court 10</title>
      <link>https://roosterteeth.com/watch/face-jam-2023-spittin-silly-12-12</link>
      <description>Order in the court, the FOOD COURT! Our Hero Judges are back to rule on more cases from you loyal bugs. This week it's pasta salad, but not the way you think, the ultimate gainz meal, and cooking steaks in a dishwasher.

Sponsored by Shady Rays (http://shadyrays.com code FACEJAM), Nuts.com (http://nuts.com/facejam), and HelloFresh (http://hellofresh.com/facejamfree code facejamfree).
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      <pubDate>Tue, 12 Dec 2023 08:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>Spittin Silly - Food Court 10</itunes:title>
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      <itunes:author>Striking Distance LLC</itunes:author>
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      <itunes:subtitle>Order in the court, the FOOD COURT! Our Hero Judges are back to rule on more cases from you loyal bugs. This week it's pasta salad, but not the way you think, the ultimate gainz meal, and cooking steaks in a dishwasher.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Order in the court, the FOOD COURT! Our Hero Judges are back to rule on more cases from you loyal bugs. This week it's pasta salad, but not the way you think, the ultimate gainz meal, and cooking steaks in a dishwasher.

Sponsored by Shady Rays (http://shadyrays.com code FACEJAM), Nuts.com (http://nuts.com/facejam), and HelloFresh (http://hellofresh.com/facejamfree code facejamfree).
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      <title>Dairy Queen Holiday Blizzards</title>
      <link>https://roosterteeth.com/watch/face-jam-2023-12-5</link>
      <description>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review the Dairy Queen Holiday Blizzards so you know if they’re worth eating. They also talk about the difference between Dairy Queen and DQ Texas, The Iron Claw, Kerwin Frost, CosMc’s, and more.
Sponsored by Express VPN http://expressvpn.com/facejam , DoorDash Download the DoorDash app and use code FJHOLIDAY
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      <pubDate>Tue, 05 Dec 2023 08:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>Dairy Queen Holiday Blizzards</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:episode>106</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Striking Distance LLC</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review the Dairy Queen Holiday Blizzards so you know if they’re worth eating. They also talk about the difference between Dairy Queen and DQ Texas, The Iron Claw, Kerwin Frost, CosMc’s, and more.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review the Dairy Queen Holiday Blizzards so you know if they’re worth eating. They also talk about the difference between Dairy Queen and DQ Texas, The Iron Claw, Kerwin Frost, CosMc’s, and more.
Sponsored by Express VPN http://expressvpn.com/facejam , DoorDash Download the DoorDash app and use code FJHOLIDAY
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review the Dairy Queen Holiday Blizzards so you know if they’re worth eating. They also talk about the difference between Dairy Queen and DQ Texas, The Iron Claw, Kerwin Frost, CosMc’s, and more.</p><p>Sponsored by Express VPN http://expressvpn.com/facejam , DoorDash Download the DoorDash app and use code FJHOLIDAY</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>Spittin Silly - Eric’s Betrayal</title>
      <link>https://roosterteeth.com/watch/face-jam-2023-spittin-silly-11-28</link>
      <description>Graysie. Strikes. Again. Eric, hater of sour candy and pickles, will pay for his hammering of Graysie on the last Spittin Silly and be forced to face some of his biggest food fears. That'll teach him to encourage her to "flex her producer power."
Sponsored by Misty Mountain Gaming (https://mistymountaingaming.com code FACEJAM), DoorDash (Download the DoorDash app and use code FJHOLIDAY), and HelloFresh (http://hellofresh.com/facejamfree code facejamfree).
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      <pubDate>Tue, 28 Nov 2023 08:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>Spittin Silly - Eric’s Betrayal</itunes:title>
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      <itunes:author>Striking Distance LLC</itunes:author>
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      <itunes:subtitle>Graysie. Strikes. Again. Eric, hater of sour candy and pickles, will pay for his hammering of Graysie last week and face some of his biggest food fears. That'll teach him to encourage her to ""flex her producer power.""</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Graysie. Strikes. Again. Eric, hater of sour candy and pickles, will pay for his hammering of Graysie on the last Spittin Silly and be forced to face some of his biggest food fears. That'll teach him to encourage her to "flex her producer power."
Sponsored by Misty Mountain Gaming (https://mistymountaingaming.com code FACEJAM), DoorDash (Download the DoorDash app and use code FJHOLIDAY), and HelloFresh (http://hellofresh.com/facejamfree code facejamfree).
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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      <title>Face Jam - PF Chang’s Holiday Menu</title>
      <link>https://roosterteeth.com/watch/face-jam-2023-11-21</link>
      <description>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review the PF Chang’s 2023 Holiday Menu so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about Ernest, Mark Davis, Draymond Green, Eric being a Jehovah’s witness, Feastables, and more.
Follow us @FaceJamPod
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      <pubDate>Tue, 21 Nov 2023 08:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>Face Jam - PF Chang’s Holiday Menu</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:episode>105</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Striking Distance LLC</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review the PF Chang’s 2023 Holiday Menu so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about Ernest, Mark Davis, Draymond Green, Eric being a Jehovah’s witness, Feastables, and more.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review the PF Chang’s 2023 Holiday Menu so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about Ernest, Mark Davis, Draymond Green, Eric being a Jehovah’s witness, Feastables, and more.
Follow us @FaceJamPod
Sponsored by Katos Koffee http://katoskoffee.com code FACEJAM10 , Factor http://factormeals.com/facejam50 , Nuts.com http://nuts.com/facejam
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      <description>Our heroes are trying the new Whataburger Chili Cheese Burger &amp; Fries while grilling Eric for getting onto Graysie. Little does he know what the future holds for him.
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      <pubDate>Tue, 14 Nov 2023 08:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>Spittin Silly - Whataburger Chili Cheese &amp; more</itunes:title>
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      <title>Mooyah Pretzel Pub Burger</title>
      <link>https://roosterteeth.com/watch/face-jam-2023-11-7</link>
      <description>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review the Mooyah Pretzel Pub Burger so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about Halloween, Graysie embracing her monster mode, the Joker, January 6th, the Taco Pass, and comfy clothes.
Follow us on Twitter twitter.com/facejampod and Instagram instagram.com/facejampod.
Sponsored by ExpressVPN (http://expressvpn.com/facejam), DoorDash (Download the DoorDash app and use code FJHOLIDAY), and Raycon (http://buyraycon.com/facejam).
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      <pubDate>Tue, 07 Nov 2023 08:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>Mooyah Pretzel Pub Burger</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:episode>104</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Striking Distance LLC</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review the Mooyah Pretzel Pub Burger so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about Halloween, Graysie embracing her monster mode, the Joker, January 6th, the Taco Pass, and comfy clothes.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review the Mooyah Pretzel Pub Burger so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about Halloween, Graysie embracing her monster mode, the Joker, January 6th, the Taco Pass, and comfy clothes.
Follow us on Twitter twitter.com/facejampod and Instagram instagram.com/facejampod.
Sponsored by ExpressVPN (http://expressvpn.com/facejam), DoorDash (Download the DoorDash app and use code FJHOLIDAY), and Raycon (http://buyraycon.com/facejam).
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review the Mooyah Pretzel Pub Burger so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about Halloween, Graysie embracing her monster mode, the Joker, January 6th, the Taco Pass, and comfy clothes.</p><p>Follow us on Twitter twitter.com/facejampod and Instagram instagram.com/facejampod.</p><p>Sponsored by ExpressVPN (http://expressvpn.com/facejam), DoorDash (Download the DoorDash app and use code FJHOLIDAY), and Raycon (http://buyraycon.com/facejam).</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>Spittin Silly</title>
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      <description>Our hero judges kick back and relax for a casual episode of Spittin Silly where they go on a tangent about movies.
Sponsored by HelloFresh (http://hellofresh.com/50facejam and use code 50facejam), Nuts.com (http://nuts.com/facejam), and Extra Life (http://cmnh.co/0kM).
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      <pubDate>Tue, 31 Oct 2023 07:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>Spittin Silly</itunes:title>
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      <itunes:subtitle>Our hero judges kick back and relax for a casual episode of Spittin Silly where they go on a tangent about movies.</itunes:subtitle>
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Sponsored by HelloFresh (http://hellofresh.com/50facejam and use code 50facejam), Nuts.com (http://nuts.com/facejam), and Extra Life (http://cmnh.co/0kM).
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        <![CDATA[<p>Our hero judges kick back and relax for a casual episode of Spittin Silly where they go on a tangent about movies.</p><p>Sponsored by HelloFresh (<a href="http://hellofresh.com/50facejam">http://hellofresh.com/50facejam</a> and use code 50facejam), Nuts.com (<a href="http://nuts.com/facejam">http://nuts.com/facejam</a>), and Extra Life (http://cmnh.co/0kM).</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>Potbelly Ring of Fire Sandwich</title>
      <link>https://roosterteeth.com/watch/face-jam-2023-10-24</link>
      <description>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review the new Potbelly Ring of Fire sandwich so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about the chocolate covered gummy bear thief, House speaker votes, Nick’s never ending appetite, RICO charges and more.
Follow us on Twitter twitter.com/facejampod and Instagram instagram.com/facejampod. 
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      <pubDate>Tue, 24 Oct 2023 07:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>Potbelly Ring of Fire Sandwich</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:episode>103</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Striking Distance LLC</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review the new Potbelly Ring of Fire sandwich so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about the chocolate covered gummy bear thief, House speaker votes, Nick’s never ending appetite, RICO charges and more.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review the new Potbelly Ring of Fire sandwich so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about the chocolate covered gummy bear thief, House speaker votes, Nick’s never ending appetite, RICO charges and more.
Follow us on Twitter twitter.com/facejampod and Instagram instagram.com/facejampod. 
Sponsored by Shady Rays (http://shadyrays.com Code FACEJAM), Uncommon Goods (http://uncommongoods.com/facejam), and DoorDash (Download the DoorDash app and use code FJGROCERY)
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      <title>Spittin Silly - Chuck E Cheese Pizza Comparison</title>
      <link>https://roosterteeth.com/watch/face-jam-2023-spittin-silly-10-17</link>
      <description>Our hero judges are taking it back to their childhoods and taste testing Chuck E Cheese pizza. Not just the OG pizza though, they’re pitting it up against the Chuck E Cheese frozen pizzas to rule which is superior. Will the rat be able to win over our hero judges?
Sponsored by Shady Rays http://shadyrays.com code FACEJAM , Katos Coffee http://katoskoffee.com code FACEJAM10 , Fitbod http://fitbod.me/FACEJAM
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      <pubDate>Tue, 17 Oct 2023 07:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>Spittin Silly - Chuck E Cheese Pizza Comparison</itunes:title>
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      <itunes:summary>Our hero judges are taking it back to their childhoods and taste testing Chuck E Cheese pizza. Not just the OG pizza though, they’re pitting it up against the Chuck E Cheese frozen pizzas to rule which is superior. Will the rat be able to win over our hero judges?
Sponsored by Shady Rays http://shadyrays.com code FACEJAM , Katos Coffee http://katoskoffee.com code FACEJAM10 , Fitbod http://fitbod.me/FACEJAM
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      <title>Fazoli’s Pizza Baked Pasta</title>
      <link>https://roosterteeth.com/watch/face-jam-2023-10-10</link>
      <description>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Fazoli’s Pizza Baked Pasta so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about Graysie’s dog's birthday, girl math, the allure of a cigarette, LinkedIn, and more.

Follow us on Twitter twitter.com/facejampod and Instagram instagram.com/facejampod.

Sponsored by ExpressVPN http://expressvpn.com/facejam, Nuts.com http://nuts.com/facejam, and Uncommon Goods http://uncommongoods.com/facejam.
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      <pubDate>Tue, 10 Oct 2023 07:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>Fazoli’s Pizza Baked Pasta</itunes:title>
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      <itunes:author>Striking Distance LLC</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Fazoli’s Pizza Baked Pasta so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about Graysie’s dog's birthday, girl math, the allure of a cigarette, LinkedIn, and more.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Fazoli’s Pizza Baked Pasta so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about Graysie’s dog's birthday, girl math, the allure of a cigarette, LinkedIn, and more.

Follow us on Twitter twitter.com/facejampod and Instagram instagram.com/facejampod.

Sponsored by ExpressVPN http://expressvpn.com/facejam, Nuts.com http://nuts.com/facejam, and Uncommon Goods http://uncommongoods.com/facejam.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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      <link>https://roosterteeth.com/watch/face-jam-2023-spittin-silly-10-3</link>
      <description>Our hero judges are accompanied by Rooster Teeth’s own, Armando Torres, in eating frozen frozen pizzas as suggested by the Sauce Monkey. Will the Sauce Monkey reign superior or should the frozen pizzas hit the oven? Listen along for the ruling.

Sponsored by HelloFresh (http://hellofresh.com/50facejam Use code 50facejam), Uncommon Goods http://uncommongoods.com/facejam), and DoorDash 
(Download the DoorDash app and enter code JAMMERSFALL)
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      <pubDate>Tue, 03 Oct 2023 07:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>Spittin Silly - Frozen Pizza Challenge</itunes:title>
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      <itunes:author>Striking Distance LLC</itunes:author>
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      <itunes:subtitle>Our hero judges are accompanied by Rooster Teeth’s own, Armando Torres, in eating frozen frozen pizzas as suggested by the Sauce Monkey. Will the Sauce Monkey reign superior or should the frozen pizzas hit the oven? Listen along for the ruling.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Our hero judges are accompanied by Rooster Teeth’s own, Armando Torres, in eating frozen frozen pizzas as suggested by the Sauce Monkey. Will the Sauce Monkey reign superior or should the frozen pizzas hit the oven? Listen along for the ruling.

Sponsored by HelloFresh (http://hellofresh.com/50facejam Use code 50facejam), Uncommon Goods http://uncommongoods.com/facejam), and DoorDash 
(Download the DoorDash app and enter code JAMMERSFALL)
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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      <title>Quiznos Big Fat Greek Sub</title>
      <link>https://roosterteeth.com/watch/face-jam-2023-9-26</link>
      <description>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Quiznos new Big Fat Greek Sub so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about the Spongmonkeys returning, why there are no Quiznos left, a truly impressive Snack courtesy of Tony's Treatz, and more.
Follow us on Twitter twitter.com/facejampod and Instagram instagram.com/facejampod.
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      <pubDate>Tue, 26 Sep 2023 07:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>Quiznos Big Fat Greek Sub</itunes:title>
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      <itunes:episode>101</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Striking Distance LLC</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Quiznos new Big Fat Greek Sub so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about the Spongmonkeys returning, why there are no Quiznos left, a truly impressive Snack courtesy of Tony's Treatz, and more.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Quiznos new Big Fat Greek Sub so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about the Spongmonkeys returning, why there are no Quiznos left, a truly impressive Snack courtesy of Tony's Treatz, and more.
Follow us on Twitter twitter.com/facejampod and Instagram instagram.com/facejampod.
Sponsored by Factor (http://factormeals.com/facejam50 Code facejam50), Shady Rays (http://shadyrays.com Code FACEJAM for 50% off 2 or more pairs of polarized sunglasses), and DoorDash (Download the DoorDash app and enter code JAMMERSFALL to get 50% off your first order (up to a $20 value) and zero delivery fees.)
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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      <description>Order in the court, the FOOD COURT! Our Hero Judges are back to rule on more cases from you loyal bugs. This week it's dunking cookies in liquids other than milk, mashed potato toppings, and the worst place to dispose of uneaten food. 

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      <pubDate>Tue, 19 Sep 2023 07:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:subtitle>Order in the court, the FOOD COURT! Our Hero Judges are back to rule on more cases from you loyal bugs. This week it's dunking cookies in liquids other than milk, mashed potato toppings, and the worst place to dispose of uneaten food. </itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Order in the court, the FOOD COURT! Our Hero Judges are back to rule on more cases from you loyal bugs. This week it's dunking cookies in liquids other than milk, mashed potato toppings, and the worst place to dispose of uneaten food. 

Sponsored by HelloFresh http://hellofresh.com/50facejam Code 50facejam, Katos Coffee http://katoskoffee.com, and Fitbod http://fitbod.me/FACEJAM
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      <description>In honor of the 100th episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz do their first ever back to back where they are returning to Wendy’s to try the new Loaded Nacho Burger so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about their hatred for Burger King, heartburn cures, reminisce on the life of Face Jam, the still hospitalized Wendy's accuser, and more.
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      <pubDate>Tue, 12 Sep 2023 07:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>Wendy's Loaded Nacho Burger</itunes:title>
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      <itunes:episode>100</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Striking Distance LLC</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>In honor of the 100th episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz do their first ever back to back where they are returning to Wendy’s to try the new Loaded Nacho Burger so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about their hatred for Burger King, heartburn cures, reminisce on the life of Face Jam, the still hospitalized Wendy's accuser, and more.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>In honor of the 100th episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz do their first ever back to back where they are returning to Wendy’s to try the new Loaded Nacho Burger so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about their hatred for Burger King, heartburn cures, reminisce on the life of Face Jam, the still hospitalized Wendy's accuser, and more.
Follow us on Twitter twitter.com/facejampod and Instagram instagram.com/facejampod
Sponsored by DoorDash Download the DoorDash app and enter code JAMMERSFALL to get 50% off your first order (up to a $20 value) and zero delivery fees , Shady Rays http://shadyrays.com and use code FACEJAM , and Nuts.com (go to http://nuts.com/facejam to receive a free gift and free shipping when you spend $29 or more!)
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      <description>Our Heroes are eating Chick Fil A Breakfast, the favorite fast food breakfast of one of our producers, Graysie. Listen as the gang tests out 3 of the restaurants breakfast options and rules whether or not they are worthy of Graysie's praise.
Sponsored by HelloFresh http://hellofresh.com/50facejam code 50facejam and ExpressVPN http://expressvpn.com/facejam
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      <pubDate>Tue, 05 Sep 2023 07:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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Sponsored by HelloFresh http://hellofresh.com/50facejam code 50facejam and ExpressVPN http://expressvpn.com/facejam
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      <title>Wendy's English Muffin Sandwiches</title>
      <link>https://roosterteeth.com/watch/face-jam-2023-8-29</link>
      <description>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Wendy’s new English muffin sandwiches so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about how Michael and Eric are voice twins, Tron Legacy, why they should stop making new video games, loss of consortium, and more.
Follow us on Twitter twitter.com/facejampod and Instagram instagram.com/facejampod 
If you want to help Loyal Jammer Bret, please donate here: http://bit.ly/sacredheartsschool and https://www.shsmaui.org/giving/ 
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      <pubDate>Tue, 29 Aug 2023 07:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>Wendy's English Muffin Sandwiches</itunes:title>
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      <itunes:episode>99</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Striking Distance LLC</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Wendy’s new English muffin sandwiches so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about how Michael and Eric are voice twins, Tron Legacy, why they should stop making new video games, loss of consortium, and more.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Wendy’s new English muffin sandwiches so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about how Michael and Eric are voice twins, Tron Legacy, why they should stop making new video games, loss of consortium, and more.
Follow us on Twitter twitter.com/facejampod and Instagram instagram.com/facejampod 
If you want to help Loyal Jammer Bret, please donate here: http://bit.ly/sacredheartsschool and https://www.shsmaui.org/giving/ 
Sponsored by Farmers Dog http://thefarmersdog.com/facejam, Nuts.com http://nuts.com/facejam, and ExpressVPN http://expressvpn.com/facejam.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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      <title>Spittin Silly - Snack Attack</title>
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      <description>Our Heroes unbox snacks they were gifted from loyal Jammers at RTX 2023. They try a plethora of Hawaiian snacks and Heartbeat Hot Sauces so you know what's worth a taste ... or not.
Sponsored by Hello Fresh http://hellofresh.com/50facejam Use code 50facejam, and FitBod http://fitbod.me/facejam
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      <pubDate>Tue, 22 Aug 2023 07:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>Spittin Silly - Snack Attack</itunes:title>
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Sponsored by Hello Fresh http://hellofresh.com/50facejam Use code 50facejam, and FitBod http://fitbod.me/facejam
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      <description>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Culver's Pepper Grinder Pub Burger so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about the Spongmonkeys, driving Eric's car, cow labor, weird vibes, and more.
Follow us on Twitter twitter.com/facejampod and Instagram instagram.com/facejampod 
Sponsored by DoorDash Download the DoorDash app and use promo code NOBUGSBTC , Shady Rays http://shadyrays.com + Code FaceJam , and Katos Koffee http://katoskoffee.com
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      <pubDate>Tue, 15 Aug 2023 07:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>Culver's Pepper Grinder Pub Burger</itunes:title>
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      <itunes:episode>98</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Striking Distance LLC</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Culver's Pepper Grinder Pub Burger so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about the Spongmonkeys, driving Eric's car, cow labor, weird vibes, and more.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Culver's Pepper Grinder Pub Burger so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about the Spongmonkeys, driving Eric's car, cow labor, weird vibes, and more.
Follow us on Twitter twitter.com/facejampod and Instagram instagram.com/facejampod 
Sponsored by DoorDash Download the DoorDash app and use promo code NOBUGSBTC , Shady Rays http://shadyrays.com + Code FaceJam , and Katos Koffee http://katoskoffee.com
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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      <description>Order in the court, the FOOD COURT! Our Hero Judges are back to rule on more cases from you loyal bugs. This week its room temperature condiments, a monkey spreadsheet, burger top, pan fried pb&amp;j with eggs maybe, and if pretzels is cereal.
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      <itunes:title>Spittin' Silly: Food Court 8</itunes:title>
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      <itunes:subtitle>Order in the court, the FOOD COURT! Our Hero Judges are back to rule on more cases from you loyal bugs. This week its room temperature condiments, a monkey spreadsheet, burger top, pan fried pb&amp;j with eggs maybe, and if pretzels is cereal.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Order in the court, the FOOD COURT! Our Hero Judges are back to rule on more cases from you loyal bugs. This week its room temperature condiments, a monkey spreadsheet, burger top, pan fried pb&amp;j with eggs maybe, and if pretzels is cereal.
Sponsored by HelloFresh http://hellofresh.com/50facejam and use code 50facejam, ExpressVPN http://expressvpn.com/facejam, and Nuts.com http://nuts.com/facejam
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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      <title>Outback Steakhouse Sweet Heat Season Menu</title>
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      <description>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Outback Steakhouse Sweet Heat Season Menu so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about Bloomologists, how many times they've been here, the vice president of people, and Graysie's love of Outback.
Sponsored by us. You're welcome. Follow us @FaceJamPod on IG and Twitter. Subscribe to the youtube also.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 01 Aug 2023 07:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:episode>97</itunes:episode>
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Sponsored by us. You're welcome. Follow us @FaceJamPod on IG and Twitter. Subscribe to the youtube also.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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      <title>Spittin Silly - Reviewing Stubbs Live at RTX</title>
      <link>https://roosterteeth.com/watch/face-jam-2023-spittin-silly-7-25</link>
      <description>In what was supposed to be a live episode of Face Jam for our regular feed, Our Heroes make a pivot and make this a Spittin Silly exclusive. Have a listen to our live episode from RTX where Our Heroes review Stubbs BBQ, Michael eats pizza, and our Snack Attack attacks back.
Sponsored by Hello Fresh http://hellofresh.com/facejam50 and use code facejam50, DoorDash DoorDash app and use promo code NOBUGS, and Farmers Dog http://thefarmersdog.com/facejam
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 25 Jul 2023 07:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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Sponsored by Hello Fresh http://hellofresh.com/facejam50 and use code facejam50, DoorDash DoorDash app and use promo code NOBUGS, and Farmers Dog http://thefarmersdog.com/facejam
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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      <title>IHOP Pancake Tacos</title>
      <link>https://roosterteeth.com/watch/face-jam-2023-7-18</link>
      <description>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review IHOP Pancake Tacos so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about the name Mike, RTX, scalding hot water, and liking the food too much? 
Sponsored by http://shadyrays.com and use code FACEJAM, Katos Koffee http://katoskoffee.com, and http://factormeals.com/facejam50 and use code facejam50
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 18 Jul 2023 07:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>IHOP Pancake Tacos</itunes:title>
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      <itunes:episode>96</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Striking Distance LLC</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review IHOP Pancake Tacos so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about the name Mike, RTX, scalding hot water, and liking the food too much? </itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review IHOP Pancake Tacos so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about the name Mike, RTX, scalding hot water, and liking the food too much? 
Sponsored by http://shadyrays.com and use code FACEJAM, Katos Koffee http://katoskoffee.com, and http://factormeals.com/facejam50 and use code facejam50
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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      <title>Spittin Silly - Food Court - Cat Trilogy Ender</title>
      <link>https://roosterteeth.com/watch/face-jam-2023-spittin-silly-7-11</link>
      <description>Order in the court, the Food Court. Our Hero Judges are back with new cases and they have a special guest prosecutor: Former Intern Cat. Listen to these cases and judge for yourself but also your opinion doesn't matter and what the judges say is final so you're welcome.
Sponsored by HelloFresh http://hellofresh.com/facejam50 and use code facejam50 ExpressVPN http://expressvpn.com/facejam and Paypal http://joinhoney.com/facejam
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 11 Jul 2023 07:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>Spittin Silly - Food Court - Cat Trilogy Ender</itunes:title>
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      <itunes:author>Striking Distance LLC</itunes:author>
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      <itunes:subtitle>Order in the court, the Food Court. Our Hero Judges are back with new cases and they have a special guest prosecutor: Former Intern Cat. Listen to these cases and judge for yourself but also your opinion doesn't matter and what the judges say is final so you're welcome.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Order in the court, the Food Court. Our Hero Judges are back with new cases and they have a special guest prosecutor: Former Intern Cat. Listen to these cases and judge for yourself but also your opinion doesn't matter and what the judges say is final so you're welcome.
Sponsored by HelloFresh http://hellofresh.com/facejam50 and use code facejam50 ExpressVPN http://expressvpn.com/facejam and Paypal http://joinhoney.com/facejam
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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      <title>Wingstop Secret Invasion Wings</title>
      <link>https://roosterteeth.com/watch/face-jam-2023-7-4</link>
      <description>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Wingstop Secret Invasion Wings so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about what they wish, Wingularity, a diamond episode, and a toast to hustlers.
Sponsored by DoorDash Download the DoorDash App and used code NOBUGSSUMMMER Shady Rays http://shadyrays.com and RTX http://rtxaustin.com
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 04 Jul 2023 07:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>Wingstop Secret Invasion Wings</itunes:title>
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      <itunes:episode>95</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Striking Distance LLC</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Wingstop Secret Invasion Wings so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about what they wish, Wingularity, a diamond episode, and a toast to hustlers.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Wingstop Secret Invasion Wings so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about what they wish, Wingularity, a diamond episode, and a toast to hustlers.
Sponsored by DoorDash Download the DoorDash App and used code NOBUGSSUMMMER Shady Rays http://shadyrays.com and RTX http://rtxaustin.com
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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      <title>Spittin Silly - Mead with Cat</title>
      <link>https://roosterteeth.com/watch/face-jam-2023-spittin-silly-6-27</link>
      <description>Our Heroes are once again joined by former Face Jam Intern Cat for another Spittin Silly. Is this the beginning of a collaborative relationship? Are is everyone just flying high off this mead we got in the mail? Pop a top, crack a can, just don't make me wait too long. It's a 40 proof Spittin Silly coming your way now.
Sponsored by Shady Rays http://shadyrays.com and use code FACEJAM Nuts dot com http://nuts.com/facejam and Factor http://factormeals.com/facejam50 and use code facejam50 
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 27 Jun 2023 07:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>Spittin Silly - Mead with Cat</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Striking Distance LLC</itunes:author>
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      <itunes:subtitle>Our Heroes are once again joined by former Face Jam Intern Cat for another Spittin Silly. Is this the beginning of a collaborative relationship? Are is everyone just flying high off this mead we got in the mail? Pop a top, crack a can, just don't make me wait too long. It's a 40 proof Spittin Silly coming your way now.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Our Heroes are once again joined by former Face Jam Intern Cat for another Spittin Silly. Is this the beginning of a collaborative relationship? Are is everyone just flying high off this mead we got in the mail? Pop a top, crack a can, just don't make me wait too long. It's a 40 proof Spittin Silly coming your way now.
Sponsored by Shady Rays http://shadyrays.com and use code FACEJAM Nuts dot com http://nuts.com/facejam and Factor http://factormeals.com/facejam50 and use code facejam50 
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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      <title>Starbucks Oleato</title>
      <link>https://roosterteeth.com/watch/face-jam-2023-6-20</link>
      <description>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Starbucks Oleato drinks so you know if it's worth eating (or drinking.) They also talk about union busting, how oil and coffee really mix, getting a mouth full of oil, and a special snack attack grimace style.
Come to RTX where we'll be reviewing Stubbs BBQ LIVE July 7-9 www.RTXaustin.com
Sponsored by Katos Coffee go to http://katoskoffee.com and join the koffee club to get 5% off, and Unstable Games go to https://bit.ly/3HPq0K2 to get Casting Shadows now.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 20 Jun 2023 07:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>Starbucks Oleato</itunes:title>
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      <itunes:episode>94</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Striking Distance LLC</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Starbucks Oleato drinks so you know if it's worth eating (or drinking.) They also talk about union busting, how oil and coffee really mix, getting a mouth full of oil, and a special snack attack grimace style.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Starbucks Oleato drinks so you know if it's worth eating (or drinking.) They also talk about union busting, how oil and coffee really mix, getting a mouth full of oil, and a special snack attack grimace style.
Come to RTX where we'll be reviewing Stubbs BBQ LIVE July 7-9 www.RTXaustin.com
Sponsored by Katos Coffee go to http://katoskoffee.com and join the koffee club to get 5% off, and Unstable Games go to https://bit.ly/3HPq0K2 to get Casting Shadows now.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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      <title>Spittin Silly - Little Deli Pizza with Cat</title>
      <link>https://roosterteeth.com/watch/face-jam-2023-spitting-silly-6-13</link>
      <description>Our Heroes are here eating some non-limited food with former Face Jam intern Cat. She's a producer here now, just not for Face Jam. Listen as the gang gets into some Little Deli pizzas, Michael gives himself a shot, Cat get recognized in public as Intern Cat, and more. A start to something magical? Listen and find out.
Come to RTX July 7-9 where we'll be eating and reviewing some Austin food LIVE on stage. Make your own scorecard and let us know what you think of it. www.RTXAustin.com 
Sponsored by HelloFresh http://hellofresh.com/facejam16 and use code facejam16 and DoorDash Download the DoorDash App and used code NOBUGSSUMMMER
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
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      <itunes:subtitle>Our Heroes are here eating some non-limited food with former Face Jam intern Cat. She's a producer here now, just not for Face Jam. Listen as the gang gets into some Little Deli pizzas, Michael gives himself a shot, Cat get recognized in public as Intern Cat, and more. A start to something magical? Listen and find out.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Our Heroes are here eating some non-limited food with former Face Jam intern Cat. She's a producer here now, just not for Face Jam. Listen as the gang gets into some Little Deli pizzas, Michael gives himself a shot, Cat get recognized in public as Intern Cat, and more. A start to something magical? Listen and find out.
Come to RTX July 7-9 where we'll be eating and reviewing some Austin food LIVE on stage. Make your own scorecard and let us know what you think of it. www.RTXAustin.com 
Sponsored by HelloFresh http://hellofresh.com/facejam16 and use code facejam16 and DoorDash Download the DoorDash App and used code NOBUGSSUMMMER
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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      <title>Taco Bell Enchirito &amp; Chile Verde Fries</title>
      <link>https://roosterteeth.com/watch/face-jam-2023-6-6</link>
      <description>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Taco Bell Enchirito &amp; Chile Verde Fries so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about eating on the show, the importance of free food, getting serious about ordering, and Pasta Pete candy.
Are you coming to RTX or what dude, the Rat &amp; Grackle ain't gonna sauce itself. Grab a ticket and info at www.RTXaustin.com 
Sponsored by Honey http://joinhoney.com/facejam and ExpressVPN http://expressvpn.com/facejam
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 06 Jun 2023 07:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>Taco Bell Enchirito &amp; Chile Verde Fries</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:episode>93</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Striking Distance LLC</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Taco Bell Enchirito &amp; Chile Verde Fries so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about eating on the show, the importance of free food, getting serious about ordering, and Pasta Pete candy.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Taco Bell Enchirito &amp; Chile Verde Fries so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about eating on the show, the importance of free food, getting serious about ordering, and Pasta Pete candy.
Are you coming to RTX or what dude, the Rat &amp; Grackle ain't gonna sauce itself. Grab a ticket and info at www.RTXaustin.com 
Sponsored by Honey http://joinhoney.com/facejam and ExpressVPN http://expressvpn.com/facejam
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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      <title>Spittin Silly - Food Court 6</title>
      <link>https://roosterteeth.com/watch/face-jam-2023-spittin-silly-5-30</link>
      <description>Order in the court, the Food Court. Our Hero judges are back to rule on some new Jammer cases. In this episode, we'll hear everything from can you leave pizza out overnight and still eat it to PB&amp;J&amp;M. What is the M? Listen and find out. You'll be so mad.
Come to RTX to swing through the Rat &amp; Grackle Pub plus we're doing a live episode. www.rtxaustin.com is the website for info.
Sponsored by Nuts http://nuts.com/facejam these are very good nuts that we genuinely enjoy. Are we nuts for them? Maybe.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 30 May 2023 07:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>Spittin Silly - Food Court 6</itunes:title>
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      <itunes:author>Striking Distance LLC</itunes:author>
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      <itunes:subtitle>Order in the court, the Food Court. Our Hero judges are back to rule on some new Jammer cases. In this episode, we'll hear everything from can you leave pizza out overnight and still eat it to PB&amp;J&amp;M. What is the M? Listen and find out. You'll be so mad.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Order in the court, the Food Court. Our Hero judges are back to rule on some new Jammer cases. In this episode, we'll hear everything from can you leave pizza out overnight and still eat it to PB&amp;J&amp;M. What is the M? Listen and find out. You'll be so mad.
Come to RTX to swing through the Rat &amp; Grackle Pub plus we're doing a live episode. www.rtxaustin.com is the website for info.
Sponsored by Nuts http://nuts.com/facejam these are very good nuts that we genuinely enjoy. Are we nuts for them? Maybe.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Order in the court, the Food Court. Our Hero judges are back to rule on some new Jammer cases. In this episode, we'll hear everything from can you leave pizza out overnight and still eat it to PB&amp;J&amp;M. What is the M? Listen and find out. You'll be so mad.</p><p>Come to RTX to swing through the Rat &amp; Grackle Pub plus we're doing a live episode. www.rtxaustin.com is the website for info.</p><p>Sponsored by Nuts http://nuts.com/facejam these are very good nuts that we genuinely enjoy. Are we nuts for them? Maybe.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>Arby's Bourbon BBQ Sliders</title>
      <link>https://roosterteeth.com/watch/face-jam-2023-5-23</link>
      <description>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Arby's Bourbon BBQ Sliders so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about Nick in Goodfellas, not wanting to talk about the Arby's bathroom, a special Michael sent snack, and more.
Come crack a cold one with da boys at RTX July 7-9. www.RTXAustin.com for details.
Sponsored by HelloFresh: http://hellofresh.com/facejam16 and use code facejam16
DoorDash: Download the DoorDash app and use code JAMMERS
Shady Rays: http://shadyrays.com and use code FACEJAM
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 23 May 2023 07:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>Arby's Bourbon BBQ Sliders</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:episode>92</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Striking Distance LLC</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Arby's Bourbon BBQ Sliders so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about Nick in Goodfellas, not wanting to talk about the Arby's bathroom, a special Michael sent snack, and more.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Arby's Bourbon BBQ Sliders so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about Nick in Goodfellas, not wanting to talk about the Arby's bathroom, a special Michael sent snack, and more.
Come crack a cold one with da boys at RTX July 7-9. www.RTXAustin.com for details.
Sponsored by HelloFresh: http://hellofresh.com/facejam16 and use code facejam16
DoorDash: Download the DoorDash app and use code JAMMERS
Shady Rays: http://shadyrays.com and use code FACEJAM
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Arby's Bourbon BBQ Sliders so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about Nick in Goodfellas, not wanting to talk about the Arby's bathroom, a special Michael sent snack, and more.</p><p>Come crack a cold one with da boys at RTX July 7-9. www.RTXAustin.com for details.</p><p>Sponsored by HelloFresh: http://hellofresh.com/facejam16 and use code facejam16</p><p>DoorDash: Download the DoorDash app and use code JAMMERS</p><p>Shady Rays: http://shadyrays.com and use code FACEJAM</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>Spittin Silly - Tony's Insane Breakfast Treats</title>
      <link>https://roosterteeth.com/watch/face-jam-2023-spittin-silly-5-16</link>
      <description>Our Heroes are tackling some limited time foods but not in their usual way. Our friend Tony from Design joins us for a Tony's Treats episode of Spittin Silly where we try the Sunny D Vodka Seltzer, Eggo Waffle Pop Tarts, and Breakfast Cup of Noodle ramen? Oh man. This is a wild one. Enjoy. The monkey sure did.
Come find us at RTX where we're drinking (free?) beer at the Rat &amp; Grackle Pub plus we're doing live shows for almost all our podcasts, including this one. www.RTXAustin.com for deets.
Sponsored by Katos Koffee http://katoskoffee.com and join the koffee club Factor http://factormeals.com/facejam40 and use code facejam40 and RTX but we already did a thing for that.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 16 May 2023 07:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>Spittin Silly - Tony's Insane Breakfast Treats</itunes:title>
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      <itunes:author>Striking Distance LLC</itunes:author>
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      <itunes:subtitle>Our Heroes are tackling some limited time foods but not in their usual way. Our friend Tony from Design joins us for a Tony's Treats episode of Spittin Silly where we try the Sunny D Vodka Seltzer, Eggo Waffle Pop Tarts, and Breakfast Cup of Noodle ramen? Oh man. This is a wild one. Enjoy. The monkey sure did.Our Heroes are tackling some limited time foods but not in their usual way. Our friend Tony from Design joins us for a Tony's Treats episode of Spittin Silly where we try the Sunny D Vodka Seltzer, Eggo Waffle Pop Tarts, and Breakfast Cup of Noodle ramen? Oh man. This is a wild one. Enjoy. The monkey sure did.  Come find us at RTX where we're drinking (free?) beer at the Rat &amp; Grackle Pub plus we're doing live shows for almost all our podcasts, including this one. www.RTXAustin.com for deets.  Sponsored by Katos Koffee http://katoskoffee.com and join the koffee club Factor http://factormeals.com/facejam40 and use code facejam40 and RTX but we already did a thing for that.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Our Heroes are tackling some limited time foods but not in their usual way. Our friend Tony from Design joins us for a Tony's Treats episode of Spittin Silly where we try the Sunny D Vodka Seltzer, Eggo Waffle Pop Tarts, and Breakfast Cup of Noodle ramen? Oh man. This is a wild one. Enjoy. The monkey sure did.
Come find us at RTX where we're drinking (free?) beer at the Rat &amp; Grackle Pub plus we're doing live shows for almost all our podcasts, including this one. www.RTXAustin.com for deets.
Sponsored by Katos Koffee http://katoskoffee.com and join the koffee club Factor http://factormeals.com/facejam40 and use code facejam40 and RTX but we already did a thing for that.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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      <title>Papa John's Doritos Cool Ranch Papadia</title>
      <link>https://roosterteeth.com/watch/face-jam-2023-5-9</link>
      <description>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Papa John's Doritos Cool Ranch Papadia so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about Papa Johns lawsuits, if Papa John is still at Papa Johns, intense P Johns spyware, and a snack we all like from Nuts dot com who IS a sponsor but we didn't know that at the time.
Come to our RTX and drink with us at the Rat &amp; Grackle pub July 7-9. www.rtxaustin.com cheers to us and the monkey
Sponsored by ExpressVPN http://expressvpn.com/facejam Honey http://joinhoney.com/facejam and Nuts.com http://nuts.com/facejam
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 09 May 2023 07:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>Papa John's Doritos Cool Ranch Papadia</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:episode>91</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Striking Distance LLC</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Papa John's Doritos Cool Ranch Papadia so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about Papa Johns lawsuits, if Papa John is still at Papa Johns, intense P Johns spyware, and a snack we all like from Nuts dot com who IS a sponsor but we didn't know that at the time.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Papa John's Doritos Cool Ranch Papadia so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about Papa Johns lawsuits, if Papa John is still at Papa Johns, intense P Johns spyware, and a snack we all like from Nuts dot com who IS a sponsor but we didn't know that at the time.
Come to our RTX and drink with us at the Rat &amp; Grackle pub July 7-9. www.rtxaustin.com cheers to us and the monkey
Sponsored by ExpressVPN http://expressvpn.com/facejam Honey http://joinhoney.com/facejam and Nuts.com http://nuts.com/facejam
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Papa John's Doritos Cool Ranch Papadia so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about Papa Johns lawsuits, if Papa John is still at Papa Johns, intense P Johns spyware, and a snack we all like from Nuts dot com who IS a sponsor but we didn't know that at the time.</p><p>Come to our RTX and drink with us at the Rat &amp; Grackle pub July 7-9. www.rtxaustin.com cheers to us and the monkey</p><p>Sponsored by ExpressVPN http://expressvpn.com/facejam Honey http://joinhoney.com/facejam and Nuts.com http://nuts.com/facejam</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>Spittin Silly - Little Caesars Pretzel Crust REtasting</title>
      <link>https://roosterteeth.com/watch/face-jam-2023-5-1-spittin-silly</link>
      <description>Our Heroes are doing something unprecedented: they're going to try a different version of a limited food they've already scored to see if THAT version is better. It's the REtasting of Little Caesar's Pretzel Crust Pizza with pizza sauce instead of cheese sauce. And what's a boysenberry snoop doing here??
Sponsored by HelloFresh http://hellofresh.com/facejam16 and use code facejam16 and DoorDash Download the DoorDash app and use code JAMMERS
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 02 May 2023 07:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>Spittin Silly - Little Caesars Pretzel Crust REtasting</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Striking Distance LLC</itunes:author>
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      <itunes:subtitle>Our Heroes are doing something unprecedented: they're going to try a different version of a limited food they've already scored to see if THAT version is better. It's the REtasting of Little Caesar's Pretzel Crust Pizza with pizza sauce instead of cheese sauce. And what's a boysenberry snoop doing here??</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Our Heroes are doing something unprecedented: they're going to try a different version of a limited food they've already scored to see if THAT version is better. It's the REtasting of Little Caesar's Pretzel Crust Pizza with pizza sauce instead of cheese sauce. And what's a boysenberry snoop doing here??
Sponsored by HelloFresh http://hellofresh.com/facejam16 and use code facejam16 and DoorDash Download the DoorDash app and use code JAMMERS
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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      <title>Dell Diamond Grilled Cheese Hot Dog</title>
      <link>https://roosterteeth.com/watch/face-jam-2023-4-24</link>
      <description>Take ME out. In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Dell Diamond Grilled Cheese Hot Dog so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about recording at a baseball game, the national anthem, a grand slam, all these kids, and more.
RTX is July 7-9 and we'll be there. Drop in to the Rat &amp; Grackle pub then see a live episode of Face Jam. www.RTXAustin.com
Sponsored by Shady Rays http://shadyrays.com and use code FACEJAM Sunday http://getsunday.com/facejam and Factor http://factormeals.com/facejam50 and use code facejam50
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 25 Apr 2023 07:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>Dell Diamond Grilled Cheese Hot Dog</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:episode>90</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Striking Distance LLC</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Take ME out. In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Dell Diamond Grilled Cheese Hot Dog so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about recording at a baseball game, the national anthem, a grand slam, all these kids, and more.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Take ME out. In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Dell Diamond Grilled Cheese Hot Dog so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about recording at a baseball game, the national anthem, a grand slam, all these kids, and more.
RTX is July 7-9 and we'll be there. Drop in to the Rat &amp; Grackle pub then see a live episode of Face Jam. www.RTXAustin.com
Sponsored by Shady Rays http://shadyrays.com and use code FACEJAM Sunday http://getsunday.com/facejam and Factor http://factormeals.com/facejam50 and use code facejam50
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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      <title>Spittin Silly - Energy Drink Taste Test</title>
      <link>https://roosterteeth.com/watch/face-jam-2023-4-18-spittin-silly</link>
      <description>What started as a Prime Energy taste test has unraveled into an all out weird Energy Drink tasteathon. Our Heroes, along with Eric and Nick, crack a can and let you know if any of these weirdo drinks are worth your time. Listen as they tackle Prime Energy, Ryse Fule, a weird Coke, and Peepsi? Jordan goes off the rails.
Sponsored by Hello Fresh http://hellofresh.com/facejam50 and use code facejam50 and Katos Koffee http://katoskoffee.com
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 18 Apr 2023 07:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>Spittin Silly - Energy Drink Taste Test</itunes:title>
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      <itunes:author>Striking Distance LLC</itunes:author>
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      <itunes:subtitle>What started as a Prime Energy taste test has unraveled into an all out weird Energy Drink tasteathon. Our Heroes, along with Eric and Nick, crack a can and let you know if any of these weirdo drinks are worth your time. Listen as they tackle Prime Energy, Ryse Fule, a weird Coke, and Peepsi? Jordan goes off the rails.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>What started as a Prime Energy taste test has unraveled into an all out weird Energy Drink tasteathon. Our Heroes, along with Eric and Nick, crack a can and let you know if any of these weirdo drinks are worth your time. Listen as they tackle Prime Energy, Ryse Fule, a weird Coke, and Peepsi? Jordan goes off the rails.
Sponsored by Hello Fresh http://hellofresh.com/facejam50 and use code facejam50 and Katos Koffee http://katoskoffee.com
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>What started as a Prime Energy taste test has unraveled into an all out weird Energy Drink tasteathon. Our Heroes, along with Eric and Nick, crack a can and let you know if any of these weirdo drinks are worth your time. Listen as they tackle Prime Energy, Ryse Fule, a weird Coke, and Peepsi? Jordan goes off the rails.</p><p>Sponsored by Hello Fresh http://hellofresh.com/facejam50 and use code facejam50 and Katos Koffee http://katoskoffee.com</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>Little Caesars Pretzel Crust Pizza </title>
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FACE JAM MAFIA TRACK SUIT on sale 4/20.
Sponsored by DoorDash Download the DoorDash app + code Jammers and Sunday http://getsunday.com/facejam
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      <pubDate>Tue, 11 Apr 2023 07:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>Little Caesars Pretzel Crust Pizza </itunes:title>
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      <itunes:episode>89</itunes:episode>
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      <itunes:subtitle>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Little Caesars Pretzel Crust Pizza so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about calzony experience, By-The-Bucket, Jordan's steps for the Detroit Tigers, and so much more.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Little Caesars Pretzel Crust Pizza so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about calzony experience, By-The-Bucket, Jordan's steps for the Detroit Tigers, and so much more.
FACE JAM MAFIA TRACK SUIT on sale 4/20.
Sponsored by DoorDash Download the DoorDash app + code Jammers and Sunday http://getsunday.com/facejam
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Little Caesars Pretzel Crust Pizza so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about calzony experience, By-The-Bucket, Jordan's steps for the Detroit Tigers, and so much more.</p><p>FACE JAM MAFIA TRACK SUIT on sale 4/20.</p><p>Sponsored by DoorDash Download the DoorDash app + code Jammers and Sunday http://getsunday.com/facejam</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>Spittin Silly - Jack in the Box Sourdough Jack</title>
      <link>https://roosterteeth.com/watch/face-jam-2023-4-4-spittin-silly</link>
      <description>Your eyes do not deceive you, Face Jam tackles a NEAR FORBIDDEN restaurant and their offering: the Sourdough Jack. Although Jack in the Box is not banned on Spittin Silly, is it even worth venturing through their taboo doors to sample this food? Tune in and find about that and I think Rennervations.
Come out and see us at RTX this July 7-9 where we'll be doing a live episode recording &amp; be hanging at the Rat &amp; Grackle Pub https://www.rtxaustin.com/ 
Sponsored by Hello Fresh http://hellofresh.com/facejam50 and use code facejam50 ExpressVPN http://expressvpn.com/facejam and Honey http://joinhoney.com/facejam
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      <pubDate>Tue, 04 Apr 2023 07:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>Spittin Silly - Jack in the Box Sourdough Jack</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Striking Distance LLC</itunes:author>
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      <itunes:subtitle>Your eyes do not deceive you, Face Jam tackles a NEAR FORBIDDEN restaurant and their offering: the Sourdough Jack. Although Jack in the Box is not banned on Spittin Silly, is it even worth venturing through their taboo doors to sample this food? Tune in and find about that and I think Rennervations.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Your eyes do not deceive you, Face Jam tackles a NEAR FORBIDDEN restaurant and their offering: the Sourdough Jack. Although Jack in the Box is not banned on Spittin Silly, is it even worth venturing through their taboo doors to sample this food? Tune in and find about that and I think Rennervations.
Come out and see us at RTX this July 7-9 where we'll be doing a live episode recording &amp; be hanging at the Rat &amp; Grackle Pub https://www.rtxaustin.com/ 
Sponsored by Hello Fresh http://hellofresh.com/facejam50 and use code facejam50 ExpressVPN http://expressvpn.com/facejam and Honey http://joinhoney.com/facejam
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Your eyes do not deceive you, Face Jam tackles a NEAR FORBIDDEN restaurant and their offering: the Sourdough Jack. Although Jack in the Box is not banned on Spittin Silly, is it even worth venturing through their taboo doors to sample this food? Tune in and find about that and I think Rennervations.</p><p>Come out and see us at RTX this July 7-9 where we'll be doing a live episode recording &amp; be hanging at the Rat &amp; Grackle Pub https://www.rtxaustin.com/ </p><p>Sponsored by Hello Fresh http://hellofresh.com/facejam50 and use code facejam50 ExpressVPN http://expressvpn.com/facejam and Honey http://joinhoney.com/facejam</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>Mooyah Hot Bacon Jam Burger</title>
      <link>https://roosterteeth.com/watch/face-jam-2023-3-28</link>
      <description>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review the Mooyah Hot Bacon Jam Burger so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about running over potatoes, Michael's switch, saying Mooyah, celebrating lent, and first impressions of this place.
 
Sponsored by Factor meals http://factormeals.com/facejam50 and use code facejam50 and Rooster Teeth FIRST http://roosterteeth.com/signup and listen to Face Jam to support us DIRECTLY.
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      <pubDate>Tue, 28 Mar 2023 07:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>Mooyah Hot Bacon Jam Burger</itunes:title>
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      <itunes:episode>88</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Striking Distance LLC</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review the Mooyah Hot Bacon Jam Burger so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about running over potatoes, Michael's switch, saying Mooyah, celebrating lent, and first impressions of this place.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review the Mooyah Hot Bacon Jam Burger so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about running over potatoes, Michael's switch, saying Mooyah, celebrating lent, and first impressions of this place.
 
Sponsored by Factor meals http://factormeals.com/facejam50 and use code facejam50 and Rooster Teeth FIRST http://roosterteeth.com/signup and listen to Face Jam to support us DIRECTLY.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review the Mooyah Hot Bacon Jam Burger so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about running over potatoes, Michael's switch, saying Mooyah, celebrating lent, and first impressions of this place.</p><p> </p><p>Sponsored by Factor meals http://factormeals.com/facejam50 and use code facejam50 and Rooster Teeth FIRST http://roosterteeth.com/signup and listen to Face Jam to support us DIRECTLY.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>Spittin Silly - Food Court: Split Decision</title>
      <link>https://roosterteeth.com/watch/face-jam-2023-spittin-silly-3-21</link>
      <description>A Food Court in crisis, this week's Spittin Silly has Our Hero Judges finally able to rule on some food conundrums that have been weighing heavy on the court. Join the Honorable Michael &amp; Jordan as they dip chicken strips in ice cream and tackle what makes mac &amp; cheese really mac &amp; cheese or is it 'bo's and shreds? ORDER IN THE COURT!
A new Face Jam Food Court gavel coming soon that bestows honorary judge powers on you? MAYBE.
Sponsored by HelloFresh http://hellofresh.com/facejam60 + code facejam60, Sunday http://getsunday.com/facejam, and Rooster Teeth's 20th Anniversary www.roosterteeth.com.

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      <pubDate>Tue, 21 Mar 2023 07:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>Spittin Silly - Food Court: Split Decision</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Striking Distance LLC</itunes:author>
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      <itunes:subtitle>A Food Court in crisis, this week's Spittin Silly has Our Hero Judges finally able to rule on some food conundrums that have been weighing heavy on the court. Join the Honorable Michael &amp; Jordan as they dip chicken strips in ice cream and tackle what makes mac &amp; cheese really mac &amp; cheese or is it 'bo's and shreds? ORDER IN THE COURT!</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>A Food Court in crisis, this week's Spittin Silly has Our Hero Judges finally able to rule on some food conundrums that have been weighing heavy on the court. Join the Honorable Michael &amp; Jordan as they dip chicken strips in ice cream and tackle what makes mac &amp; cheese really mac &amp; cheese or is it 'bo's and shreds? ORDER IN THE COURT!
A new Face Jam Food Court gavel coming soon that bestows honorary judge powers on you? MAYBE.
Sponsored by HelloFresh http://hellofresh.com/facejam60 + code facejam60, Sunday http://getsunday.com/facejam, and Rooster Teeth's 20th Anniversary www.roosterteeth.com.

Already a FIRST Member and need your Private RSS feed for this show? Go here: http://bit.ly/FIRSTRSS.
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        <![CDATA[<p>A Food Court in crisis, this week's Spittin Silly has Our Hero Judges finally able to rule on some food conundrums that have been weighing heavy on the court. Join the Honorable Michael &amp; Jordan as they dip chicken strips in ice cream and tackle what makes mac &amp; cheese really mac &amp; cheese or is it 'bo's and shreds? ORDER IN THE COURT!</p><p>A new Face Jam Food Court gavel coming soon that bestows honorary judge powers on you? MAYBE.</p><p>Sponsored by HelloFresh http://hellofresh.com/facejam60 + code facejam60, Sunday http://getsunday.com/facejam, and Rooster Teeth's 20th Anniversary www.roosterteeth.com.</p><p><br></p><p>Already a FIRST Member and need your Private RSS feed for this show? Go here: http://bit.ly/FIRSTRSS.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>KFC Double Down</title>
      <link>https://roosterteeth.com/watch/face-jam-2023-3-14</link>
      <description>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review KFC Double Down so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about the Jack Harlow meal, the KFConsole, CMO KFC U.S. and more.
Sponsored by DoorDash Download the DoorDash app and enter code FACEJAM23 and Kato's Koffee http://katoskoffee.com and use code FaceJam20
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      <pubDate>Tue, 14 Mar 2023 07:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>KFC Double Down</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:episode>87</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Striking Distance LLC</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review KFC Double Down so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about the Jack Harlow meal, the KFConsole, CMO KFC U.S. and more.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review KFC Double Down so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about the Jack Harlow meal, the KFConsole, CMO KFC U.S. and more.
Sponsored by DoorDash Download the DoorDash app and enter code FACEJAM23 and Kato's Koffee http://katoskoffee.com and use code FaceJam20
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review KFC Double Down so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about the Jack Harlow meal, the KFConsole, CMO KFC U.S. and more.</p><p>Sponsored by DoorDash Download the DoorDash app and enter code FACEJAM23 and Kato's Koffee http://katoskoffee.com and use code FaceJam20</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>Spittin Silly - Food Court 5</title>
      <link>https://roosterteeth.com/watch/face-jam-2023-3-7-spittin-silly</link>
      <description>Order in the court, the Face Jam Food Court. Honorable judges Michael &amp; Jordan bring you new cases like double mac &amp; cheese from a doctor, eating a whole lemon, paste soup, and more.
Check out www.store.roosterteeth.com for a monkey rug and more. Gavel coming soon? Maybe.
Sponsored by Hellofresh http://hellofresh.com/facejam60 and use code facejam60 ExpressVPN http://expressvpn.com/facejam and Honey http://joinhoney.com/facejam.

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      <pubDate>Tue, 07 Mar 2023 08:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>Spittin Silly - Food Court 5</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Striking Distance LLC</itunes:author>
      <itunes:image href="https://megaphone.imgix.net/podcasts/67717f66-b9fc-11ed-b0d8-db4f5adc9058/image/307b0e.jpg?ixlib=rails-4.3.1&amp;max-w=3000&amp;max-h=3000&amp;fit=crop&amp;auto=format,compress"/>
      <itunes:subtitle>Order in the court, the Face Jam Food Court. Honorable judges Michael &amp; Jordan bring you new cases like double mac &amp; cheese from a doctor, eating a whole lemon, paste soup, and more.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Order in the court, the Face Jam Food Court. Honorable judges Michael &amp; Jordan bring you new cases like double mac &amp; cheese from a doctor, eating a whole lemon, paste soup, and more.
Check out www.store.roosterteeth.com for a monkey rug and more. Gavel coming soon? Maybe.
Sponsored by Hellofresh http://hellofresh.com/facejam60 and use code facejam60 ExpressVPN http://expressvpn.com/facejam and Honey http://joinhoney.com/facejam.

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        <![CDATA[<p>Order in the court, the Face Jam Food Court. Honorable judges Michael &amp; Jordan bring you new cases like double mac &amp; cheese from a doctor, eating a whole lemon, paste soup, and more.</p><p>Check out www.store.roosterteeth.com for a monkey rug and more. Gavel coming soon? Maybe.</p><p>Sponsored by Hellofresh http://hellofresh.com/facejam60 and use code facejam60 ExpressVPN http://expressvpn.com/facejam and Honey http://joinhoney.com/facejam.</p><p><br></p><p>Already a FIRST Member and need your Private RSS feed for this show? Go here: http://bit.ly/FIRSTRSS.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>Taco Deli Drunken Pork Tacos</title>
      <link>https://roosterteeth.com/watch/face-jam-2023-2-14</link>
      <description>In this episode, Michael Jones, Jordan Cwierz and Eric Baudour eat and review Taco Deli Drunken Pork Tacos so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about stealing each other’s glasses, Nick keeps reading out loud what he *might* order, Rosgar is funny if you trust us, Taco Deli sauce lore, and the true meaning of Uffda. 

Head to http://www.store.roosterteeth.com to grab some new Face Jam merch. Butterfly forks &amp; spoons on sale Thursday March 2nd!
Sponsored by Shady Rays: Go to http://shadyrays.com and use code FACEJAM for 50% off 2 or more pairs of polarized sunglasses. And check out the world’s best DnD podcast, Tales From the Stinky Dragon, wherever you get your podcasts! We love it. 

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      <pubDate>Tue, 28 Feb 2023 08:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>Taco Deli Drunken Pork Tacos</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:episode>86</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Striking Distance LLC</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>In this episode, Michael Jones, Jordan Cwierz and Eric Baudour eat and review Taco Deli Drunken Pork Tacos so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about stealing each other’s glasses, Nick keeps reading out loud what he *might* order, Rosgar is funny if you trust us, Taco Deli sauce lore, and the true meaning of Uffda. </itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>In this episode, Michael Jones, Jordan Cwierz and Eric Baudour eat and review Taco Deli Drunken Pork Tacos so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about stealing each other’s glasses, Nick keeps reading out loud what he *might* order, Rosgar is funny if you trust us, Taco Deli sauce lore, and the true meaning of Uffda. 

Head to http://www.store.roosterteeth.com to grab some new Face Jam merch. Butterfly forks &amp; spoons on sale Thursday March 2nd!
Sponsored by Shady Rays: Go to http://shadyrays.com and use code FACEJAM for 50% off 2 or more pairs of polarized sunglasses. And check out the world’s best DnD podcast, Tales From the Stinky Dragon, wherever you get your podcasts! We love it. 

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        <![CDATA[<p>In this episode, Michael Jones, Jordan Cwierz and Eric Baudour eat and review Taco Deli Drunken Pork Tacos so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about stealing each other’s glasses, Nick keeps reading out loud what he *might* order, Rosgar is funny if you trust us, Taco Deli sauce lore, and the true meaning of Uffda. </p><p><br></p><p>Head to http://www.store.roosterteeth.com to grab some new Face Jam merch. Butterfly forks &amp; spoons on sale Thursday March 2nd!</p><p>Sponsored by Shady Rays: Go to http://shadyrays.com and use code FACEJAM for 50% off 2 or more pairs of polarized sunglasses. And check out the world’s best DnD podcast, Tales From the Stinky Dragon, wherever you get your podcasts! We love it. </p><p><br></p><p>Already a FIRST Member and need your Private RSS feed for this show? Go here: http://bit.ly/FIRSTRSS.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>Spittin Silly - Snack Attack</title>
      <link>https://roosterteeth.com/watch/face-jam-2023-2-21-spittin-silly</link>
      <description>Join Our Heroes on a snack attack from around the world (India only, really) as they crack into a Yum Box from one loyal jammer. What delicious treats are in store for these Bug Kings? Is there anything you should go out of your way for? Listen and find out.
The Butterfly fork &amp; spoon set plus the Monkey Rug are on sale March 2nd, join Our Heroes for a livestream at 11am CT with the merch going on sale at 11:10am CT.

This episode is sponsored by Hello Fresh http://hellofresh.com/facejam65 and use code facejam65 Door Dash 
Download the DoorDash app and enter code FACEJAM23 and Factor Meals http://factormeals.com/facejam50 and use code facejam50 
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 21 Feb 2023 08:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>Spittin Silly - Snack Attack</itunes:title>
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      <itunes:subtitle>Join Our Heroes on a snack attack from around the world (India only, really) as they crack into a Yum Box from one loyal jammer. What delicious treats are in store for these Bug Kings? Is there anything you should go out of your way for? Listen and find out.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Join Our Heroes on a snack attack from around the world (India only, really) as they crack into a Yum Box from one loyal jammer. What delicious treats are in store for these Bug Kings? Is there anything you should go out of your way for? Listen and find out.
The Butterfly fork &amp; spoon set plus the Monkey Rug are on sale March 2nd, join Our Heroes for a livestream at 11am CT with the merch going on sale at 11:10am CT.

This episode is sponsored by Hello Fresh http://hellofresh.com/facejam65 and use code facejam65 Door Dash 
Download the DoorDash app and enter code FACEJAM23 and Factor Meals http://factormeals.com/facejam50 and use code facejam50 
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Join Our Heroes on a snack attack from around the world (India only, really) as they crack into a Yum Box from one loyal jammer. What delicious treats are in store for these Bug Kings? Is there anything you should go out of your way for? Listen and find out.</p><p>The Butterfly fork &amp; spoon set plus the Monkey Rug are on sale March 2nd, join Our Heroes for a livestream at 11am CT with the merch going on sale at 11:10am CT.</p><p><br></p><p>This episode is sponsored by Hello Fresh http://hellofresh.com/facejam65 and use code facejam65 Door Dash </p><p>Download the DoorDash app and enter code FACEJAM23 and Factor Meals http://factormeals.com/facejam50 and use code facejam50 </p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>Wienerschnitzel Meatball Sandwich</title>
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      <description>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Wienerschnitzel Meatball Sandwich so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about Austin power, froot loops, the commercial, being normal in a bush at the Taco Bell owner's house, and Goldeneye.
Head to http://www.store.roosterteeth.com to grab some new Face Jam merch. Butterfly forks &amp; spoons on sale Thursday March 2nd!
Sponsored by Kato's Koffee http://katoskoffee.com + code FaceJam20.

Already a FIRST Member and need your Private RSS feed for this show? Go here: http://bit.ly/FIRSTRSS.
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      <pubDate>Tue, 14 Feb 2023 08:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>Wienerschnitzel Meatball Sandwich</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:episode>85</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Striking Distance LLC</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Wienerschnitzel Meatball Sandwich so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about Austin power, froot loops, the commercial, being normal in a bush at the Taco Bell owner's house, and Goldeneye.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Wienerschnitzel Meatball Sandwich so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about Austin power, froot loops, the commercial, being normal in a bush at the Taco Bell owner's house, and Goldeneye.
Head to http://www.store.roosterteeth.com to grab some new Face Jam merch. Butterfly forks &amp; spoons on sale Thursday March 2nd!
Sponsored by Kato's Koffee http://katoskoffee.com + code FaceJam20.

Already a FIRST Member and need your Private RSS feed for this show? Go here: http://bit.ly/FIRSTRSS.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Wienerschnitzel Meatball Sandwich so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about Austin power, froot loops, the commercial, being normal in a bush at the Taco Bell owner's house, and Goldeneye.</p><p>Head to http://www.store.roosterteeth.com to grab some new Face Jam merch. Butterfly forks &amp; spoons on sale Thursday March 2nd!</p><p>Sponsored by Kato's Koffee http://katoskoffee.com + code FaceJam20.</p><p><br></p><p>Already a FIRST Member and need your Private RSS feed for this show? Go here: http://bit.ly/FIRSTRSS.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>Spittin Silly - Food Court 4</title>
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      <description>Order in the court, the Face Jam Food Court. Our Heroes and Judges are back to settle some interesting cases including drinking too much milk, dipping crusts in soda, mac &amp; cheese vs bows and cheese. Please rise and be seated as court is now in session.
This episode is sponsored by Hello Fresh http://hellofresh.com/facejam65 and use code facejam65 and Honey http://joinhoney.com/facejam.

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      <pubDate>Tue, 07 Feb 2023 08:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>Spittin Silly - Food Court 4</itunes:title>
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      <itunes:author>Striking Distance LLC</itunes:author>
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      <itunes:subtitle>Order in the court, the Face Jam Food Court. Our Heroes and Judges are back to settle some interesting cases including drinking too much milk, dipping crusts in soda, mac &amp; cheese vs bows and cheese. Please rise and be seated as court is now in session.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Order in the court, the Face Jam Food Court. Our Heroes and Judges are back to settle some interesting cases including drinking too much milk, dipping crusts in soda, mac &amp; cheese vs bows and cheese. Please rise and be seated as court is now in session.
This episode is sponsored by Hello Fresh http://hellofresh.com/facejam65 and use code facejam65 and Honey http://joinhoney.com/facejam.

Already a FIRST Member and need your Private RSS feed for this show? Go here: http://bit.ly/FIRSTRSS.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Order in the court, the Face Jam Food Court. Our Heroes and Judges are back to settle some interesting cases including drinking too much milk, dipping crusts in soda, mac &amp; cheese vs bows and cheese. Please rise and be seated as court is now in session.</p><p>This episode is sponsored by Hello Fresh http://hellofresh.com/facejam65 and use code facejam65 and Honey http://joinhoney.com/facejam.</p><p><br></p><p>Already a FIRST Member and need your Private RSS feed for this show? Go here: http://bit.ly/FIRSTRSS.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>Schlotzsky's Calzones</title>
      <link>https://roosterteeth.com/watch/face-jam-2023-1-31</link>
      <description>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Schlotzsky's Calzones so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about how Schlotzsky's is technically an Austin restaurant, substitutesky’s, a man yelling about catering, and Nick wants Cinnabon.
Head to http://www.store.roosterteeth.com to grab some new Face Jam merch like the Grumpy Monkey mug &amp; Sneaky Monkey sign. Butterfly forks &amp; spoons on sale Thursday March 2nd! We probably said a different date then it changed.
Sponsored by: Hello Fresh http://hellofresh.com/facejam21 and use code facejam21 DoorDash (download DoorDash app + FACEJAM2023), and Shady Rays http://shadyrays.com and use code FACEJAM.

Download the public audio version https://link.chtbl.com/facejampod
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 31 Jan 2023 08:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>Schlotzsky's Calzones</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:episode>84</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Striking Distance LLC</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Schlotzsky's Calzones so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about how Schlotzsky's is technically an Austin restaurant, substitutesky’s, a man yelling about catering, and Nick wants Cinnabon.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Schlotzsky's Calzones so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about how Schlotzsky's is technically an Austin restaurant, substitutesky’s, a man yelling about catering, and Nick wants Cinnabon.
Head to http://www.store.roosterteeth.com to grab some new Face Jam merch like the Grumpy Monkey mug &amp; Sneaky Monkey sign. Butterfly forks &amp; spoons on sale Thursday March 2nd! We probably said a different date then it changed.
Sponsored by: Hello Fresh http://hellofresh.com/facejam21 and use code facejam21 DoorDash (download DoorDash app + FACEJAM2023), and Shady Rays http://shadyrays.com and use code FACEJAM.

Download the public audio version https://link.chtbl.com/facejampod
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Schlotzsky's Calzones so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about how Schlotzsky's is technically an Austin restaurant, substitutesky’s, a man yelling about catering, and Nick wants Cinnabon.</p><p>Head to http://www.store.roosterteeth.com to grab some new Face Jam merch like the Grumpy Monkey mug &amp; Sneaky Monkey sign. Butterfly forks &amp; spoons on sale Thursday March 2nd! We probably said a different date then it changed.</p><p>Sponsored by: Hello Fresh http://hellofresh.com/facejam21 and use code facejam21 DoorDash (download DoorDash app + FACEJAM2023), and Shady Rays http://shadyrays.com and use code FACEJAM.</p><p><br></p><p>Download the public audio version https://link.chtbl.com/facejampod</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>Spittin Silly - Spittin Silly on Wingstop</title>
      <link>https://roosterteeth.com/watch/face-jam-2023-1-24</link>
      <description>Our Heroes spit silly on Wingstop today, getting some non-limited flavors and also Jordan and Michael have spy watches. Who eats at Wingstop? Did you watch TGIF? Did you throw firecrackers at dogs?
Here's the full order: Mango Habanero, Original Hot, Spicy Korean Q, Hickory Smoked BBQ, Large Louisiana Voodoo Fries, Large Buffalo Ranch Fries, &amp; Large fries.
This episode is sponsored by Factor http://factormeals.com/facejam60 and use code facejam60
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 24 Jan 2023 08:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>Spittin Silly on Wingstop</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Striking Distance LLC</itunes:author>
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      <itunes:subtitle>Our Heroes spit silly on Wingstop today, getting some non-limited flavors and also Jordan and Michael have spy watches. Who eats at Wingstop? Did you watch TGIF? Did you throw firecrackers at dogs?</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Our Heroes spit silly on Wingstop today, getting some non-limited flavors and also Jordan and Michael have spy watches. Who eats at Wingstop? Did you watch TGIF? Did you throw firecrackers at dogs?
Here's the full order: Mango Habanero, Original Hot, Spicy Korean Q, Hickory Smoked BBQ, Large Louisiana Voodoo Fries, Large Buffalo Ranch Fries, &amp; Large fries.
This episode is sponsored by Factor http://factormeals.com/facejam60 and use code facejam60
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Our Heroes spit silly on Wingstop today, getting some non-limited flavors and also Jordan and Michael have spy watches. Who eats at Wingstop? Did you watch TGIF? Did you throw firecrackers at dogs?</p><p>Here's the full order: Mango Habanero, Original Hot, Spicy Korean Q, Hickory Smoked BBQ, Large Louisiana Voodoo Fries, Large Buffalo Ranch Fries, &amp; Large fries.</p><p>This episode is sponsored by Factor http://factormeals.com/facejam60 and use code facejam60</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>Denny's My Hammy Spice Sandwich</title>
      <link>https://roosterteeth.com/watch/face-jam-2023-1-17</link>
      <description>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Denny's My Hammy Spice Sandwich so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about house votes, whatever happened to that waiter who got that tip, no one eating at Denny's, our friend Armando, and more.
Head to store.roosterteeth.com to check out our Face Jam goods. That monkey is adorable.
Sponsored by HelloFresh http://hellofresh.com/facejam21 and use code facejam21
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 17 Jan 2023 08:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>Denny's My Hammy Spice Sandwich</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:episode>83</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Striking Distance LLC</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Denny's My Hammy Spice Sandwich so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about house votes, whatever happened to that waiter who got that tip, no one eating at Denny's, our friend Armando, and more.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Denny's My Hammy Spice Sandwich so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about house votes, whatever happened to that waiter who got that tip, no one eating at Denny's, our friend Armando, and more.
Head to store.roosterteeth.com to check out our Face Jam goods. That monkey is adorable.
Sponsored by HelloFresh http://hellofresh.com/facejam21 and use code facejam21
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Denny's My Hammy Spice Sandwich so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about house votes, whatever happened to that waiter who got that tip, no one eating at Denny's, our friend Armando, and more.</p><p>Head to store.roosterteeth.com to check out our Face Jam goods. That monkey is adorable.</p><p>Sponsored by HelloFresh http://hellofresh.com/facejam21 and use code facejam21</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>Spittin Silly - The Story</title>
      <link>https://roosterteeth.com/watch/face-jam-2023-1-10-spittin-silly</link>
      <description>Settle in, open your ears, and prepare for The Story.
This Story is sponsored by ExpressVPN http://expressvpn.com/facejam, DoorDash Download the DoorDash and enter code FACEJAM23, and Shady Rays http://shadyrays.com and use code FACEJAM
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 10 Jan 2023 08:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>Spittin Silly - The Story</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Striking Distance LLC</itunes:author>
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      <itunes:subtitle>Settle in, open your ears, and prepare for The Story.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Settle in, open your ears, and prepare for The Story.
This Story is sponsored by ExpressVPN http://expressvpn.com/facejam, DoorDash Download the DoorDash and enter code FACEJAM23, and Shady Rays http://shadyrays.com and use code FACEJAM
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Settle in, open your ears, and prepare for The Story.</p><p>This Story is sponsored by ExpressVPN http://expressvpn.com/facejam, DoorDash Download the DoorDash and enter code FACEJAM23, and Shady Rays http://shadyrays.com and use code FACEJAM</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>McDonald's Smoky BLT Quarter Pounder with Cheese &amp; Holiday Pie</title>
      <link>https://roosterteeth.com/watch/face-jam-2023-1-2</link>
      <description>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review McDonald's Smoky BLT Quarter Pounder with Cheese &amp; Holiday Pie so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about recording remotely, getting supersized, 41, and more.
Sponsored by Honey http://joinhoney.com/facejam
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 03 Jan 2023 08:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>McDonald's Smoky BLT Quarter Pounder with Cheese &amp; Holiday Pie</itunes:title>
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      <itunes:episode>82</itunes:episode>
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      <itunes:subtitle>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review McDonald's Smoky BLT Quarter Pounder with Cheese &amp; Holiday Pie so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about recording remotely, getting supersized, 41, and more.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review McDonald's Smoky BLT Quarter Pounder with Cheese &amp; Holiday Pie so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about recording remotely, getting supersized, 41, and more.
Sponsored by Honey http://joinhoney.com/facejam
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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      <title>Spittin Silly - Food Court 3</title>
      <link>https://roosterteeth.com/watch/face-jam-2022-12-27</link>
      <description>Order in the court, the Food Court. Our Honorable Heroes are settling cases and following up on old dockets. We receive clarification on settlements and go over some new cases, plus a custody ruling.
Face Jam's Truck'd Up just finished. Go binge watch it all with a free trial of FIRST on Rooster Teeth.
Sponsored by Kato's Koffee http://katoskoffee.com and use code FaceJam20 and Factor http://go.factor75.com/facejam60
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      <pubDate>Tue, 27 Dec 2022 08:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>Spittin Silly - Food Court 3</itunes:title>
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      <itunes:subtitle>Order in the court, the Food Court. Our Honorable Heroes are settling cases and following up on old dockets. We receive clarification on settlements and go over some new cases, plus a custody ruling.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Order in the court, the Food Court. Our Honorable Heroes are settling cases and following up on old dockets. We receive clarification on settlements and go over some new cases, plus a custody ruling.
Face Jam's Truck'd Up just finished. Go binge watch it all with a free trial of FIRST on Rooster Teeth.
Sponsored by Kato's Koffee http://katoskoffee.com and use code FaceJam20 and Factor http://go.factor75.com/facejam60
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Order in the court, the Food Court. Our Honorable Heroes are settling cases and following up on old dockets. We receive clarification on settlements and go over some new cases, plus a custody ruling.</p><p>Face Jam's Truck'd Up just finished. Go binge watch it all with a free trial of FIRST on Rooster Teeth.</p><p>Sponsored by Kato's Koffee http://katoskoffee.com and use code FaceJam20 and Factor http://go.factor75.com/facejam60</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>Cici's Pizza Piezilla Pizza</title>
      <link>https://roosterteeth.com/watch/face-jam-2022-12-20</link>
      <description>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Cici's Pizza Piezilla Pizza so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about the $65 price tag, a merch meeting, which part of the pizza is best, and more.
Sponsored by Hellofresh http://hellofresh.com/facejam18 and use code facejam18, and Kato's Koffee http://katoskoffee.com and use code FaceJam20
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 20 Dec 2022 08:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>Cici's Pizza Piezilla Pizza</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:episode>81</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Striking Distance LLC</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Cici's Pizza Piezilla Pizza so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about the $65 price tag, a merch meeting, which part of the pizza is best, and more.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Cici's Pizza Piezilla Pizza so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about the $65 price tag, a merch meeting, which part of the pizza is best, and more.
Sponsored by Hellofresh http://hellofresh.com/facejam18 and use code facejam18, and Kato's Koffee http://katoskoffee.com and use code FaceJam20
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Cici's Pizza Piezilla Pizza so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about the $65 price tag, a merch meeting, which part of the pizza is best, and more.</p><p>Sponsored by Hellofresh http://hellofresh.com/facejam18 and use code facejam18, and Kato's Koffee http://katoskoffee.com and use code FaceJam20</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>Spittin Silly - HEB Food Court</title>
      <link>https://roosterteeth.com/watch/face-jam-2022-12-13-spittin-silly</link>
      <description>Our Heroes are back to Spit Silly on something so niche, your mind will be blown. Going to the local grocery store can make you hungry so Our Heroes tackle HEB's food court and rank their offerings so you can know what to get if you're ever in this specific part of Austin doing shopping. Incredibly brave.
Watch Truck'd Up NOW https://roosterteeth.com/series/face-jam-s-truck-d-up
Sponsored by Honey http://joinhoney.com/facejam and Mint Mobile http://mintmobile.com/facejam
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 13 Dec 2022 08:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>Spittin Silly - HEB Food Court</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Striking Distance LLC</itunes:author>
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      <itunes:subtitle>Our Heroes are back to Spit Silly on something so niche, your mind will be blown. Going to the local grocery store can make you hungry so Our Heroes tackle HEB's food court and rank their offerings so you can know what to get if you're ever in this specific part of Austin doing shopping. Incredibly brave.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Our Heroes are back to Spit Silly on something so niche, your mind will be blown. Going to the local grocery store can make you hungry so Our Heroes tackle HEB's food court and rank their offerings so you can know what to get if you're ever in this specific part of Austin doing shopping. Incredibly brave.
Watch Truck'd Up NOW https://roosterteeth.com/series/face-jam-s-truck-d-up
Sponsored by Honey http://joinhoney.com/facejam and Mint Mobile http://mintmobile.com/facejam
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Our Heroes are back to Spit Silly on something so niche, your mind will be blown. Going to the local grocery store can make you hungry so Our Heroes tackle HEB's food court and rank their offerings so you can know what to get if you're ever in this specific part of Austin doing shopping. Incredibly brave.</p><p>Watch Truck'd Up NOW <a href="https://roosterteeth.com/series/face-jam-s-truck-d-up">https://roosterteeth.com/series/face-jam-s-truck-d-up</a></p><p>Sponsored by Honey <a href="http://joinhoney.com/facejam">http://joinhoney.com/facejam</a> and Mint Mobile <a href="http://mintmobile.com/facejam">http://mintmobile.com/facejam</a></p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>Whataburger Breakfast Bowl</title>
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      <description>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Whataburger Breakfast Bowl so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about Michael's car, coffee lawsuits, a deep fried rat, and more.
Sponsored by Hello Fresh http://hellofresh.com/facejam18 and use code facejam18 Uncommon Goods http://uncommongoods.com/facejam and The Rooster Teeth Store https://bit.ly/3RMqq7p
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      <pubDate>Tue, 06 Dec 2022 08:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>Whataburger Breakfast Bowl</itunes:title>
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      <itunes:episode>80</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Striking Distance LLC</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Whataburger Breakfast Bowl so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about Michael's car, coffee lawsuits, a deep fried rat, and more.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Whataburger Breakfast Bowl so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about Michael's car, coffee lawsuits, a deep fried rat, and more.
Sponsored by Hello Fresh http://hellofresh.com/facejam18 and use code facejam18 Uncommon Goods http://uncommongoods.com/facejam and The Rooster Teeth Store https://bit.ly/3RMqq7p
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Whataburger Breakfast Bowl so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about Michael's car, coffee lawsuits, a deep fried rat, and more.</p><p>Sponsored by Hello Fresh http://hellofresh.com/facejam18 and use code facejam18 Uncommon Goods http://uncommongoods.com/facejam and The Rooster Teeth Store https://bit.ly/3RMqq7p</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>Spittin Silly - Food Court 2</title>
      <link>https://roosterteeth.com/watch/face-jam-2022-11-28</link>
      <description>Order in the court, the Food Court. Face Jam is back and Spittin Silly settling new food disputes from the loyal Jammers. There are some doozies in this one but the big one has to do with dipping food in ice cream. Weigh in.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 29 Nov 2022 08:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>Spittin Silly - Food Court 2</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
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      <itunes:subtitle>Order in the court, the Food Court. Face Jam is back and Spittin Silly settling new food disputes from the loyal Jammers. There are some doozies in this one but the big one has to do with dipping food in ice cream. Weigh in.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Order in the court, the Food Court. Face Jam is back and Spittin Silly settling new food disputes from the loyal Jammers. There are some doozies in this one but the big one has to do with dipping food in ice cream. Weigh in.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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      <title>PF Chang's Holiday Menu</title>
      <link>https://roosterteeth.com/watch/face-jam-2022-fj79</link>
      <description>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review PF Chang's Holiday Menu so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about being the Soprano's, PPP loans, a waitress from Buffalo, Michael being the manager's favorite and more.
Sponsored by Uncommon Goods http://uncommongoods.com/facejam and Honey http://joinhoney.com/facejam
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 22 Nov 2022 08:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>PF Chang's Holiday Menu</itunes:title>
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      <itunes:episode>79</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Striking Distance LLC</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review PF Chang's Holiday Menu so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about being the Soprano's, PPP loans, a waitress from Buffalo, Michael being the manager's favorite and more.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review PF Chang's Holiday Menu so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about being the Soprano's, PPP loans, a waitress from Buffalo, Michael being the manager's favorite and more.
Sponsored by Uncommon Goods http://uncommongoods.com/facejam and Honey http://joinhoney.com/facejam
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review PF Chang's Holiday Menu so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about being the Soprano's, PPP loans, a waitress from Buffalo, Michael being the manager's favorite and more.</p><p>Sponsored by Uncommon Goods http://uncommongoods.com/facejam and Honey http://joinhoney.com/facejam</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>Spittin Silly - Thanksgiving Foods: Ranked</title>
      <link>https://roosterteeth.com/watch/face-jam-2022-11-14</link>
      <description>Our Heroes sit down to tackle the true tier list for thanksgiving foods. Is stuffing really near the top? What is jello salad? What is Old People Food. Find out in this Spittin Silly Tier List presentation.
A new episode of Face Jam will be out next week.
This episode is sponsored by Mint Mobile http://mintmobile.com/facejam, Uncommon Goods http://uncommongoods.com/facejam, and Hello Fresh http://hellofresh.com/facejam65 and use code facejam65
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 15 Nov 2022 08:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>Spittin Silly - Thanksgiving Foods: Ranked</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Striking Distance LLC</itunes:author>
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      <itunes:subtitle>Our Heroes sit down to tackle the true tier list for thanksgiving foods. Is stuffing really near the top? What is jello salad? What is Old People Food. Find out in this Spittin Silly Tier List presentation.  A new episode of Face Jam will be out next week.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Our Heroes sit down to tackle the true tier list for thanksgiving foods. Is stuffing really near the top? What is jello salad? What is Old People Food. Find out in this Spittin Silly Tier List presentation.
A new episode of Face Jam will be out next week.
This episode is sponsored by Mint Mobile http://mintmobile.com/facejam, Uncommon Goods http://uncommongoods.com/facejam, and Hello Fresh http://hellofresh.com/facejam65 and use code facejam65
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Our Heroes sit down to tackle the true tier list for thanksgiving foods. Is stuffing really near the top? What is jello salad? What is Old People Food. Find out in this Spittin Silly Tier List presentation.</p><p>A new episode of Face Jam will be out next week.</p><p>This episode is sponsored by Mint Mobile http://mintmobile.com/facejam, Uncommon Goods http://uncommongoods.com/facejam, and Hello Fresh http://hellofresh.com/facejam65 and use code facejam65</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>Red Robin Pretzel Bacon Beer-Cheese Burger</title>
      <link>https://roosterteeth.com/watch/face-jam-2022-31</link>
      <description>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Red Robin Pretzel Bacon Beer-Cheese Burger so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about the South Beach Wine and Food Festival, how much is a decent amount, opinions of Fat Tire, and more.

Face Jam Truck'd Up Premieres November 17th. 8 chefs battle for fast food supremacy as Face Jam judges their eats.

Sponsored by ExpressVPN http://expressvpn.com/facejam , Hello Fresh http://hellofresh.com/facejam65 + code facejam65, and Black Adam in theaters now!
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 08 Nov 2022 08:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>Red Robin Pretzel Bacon Beer-Cheese Burger</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:episode>78</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Striking Distance LLC</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Red Robin Pretzel Bacon Beer-Cheese Burger so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about the South Beach Wine and Food Festival, how much is a decent amount, opinions of Fat Tire, and more.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Red Robin Pretzel Bacon Beer-Cheese Burger so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about the South Beach Wine and Food Festival, how much is a decent amount, opinions of Fat Tire, and more.

Face Jam Truck'd Up Premieres November 17th. 8 chefs battle for fast food supremacy as Face Jam judges their eats.

Sponsored by ExpressVPN http://expressvpn.com/facejam , Hello Fresh http://hellofresh.com/facejam65 + code facejam65, and Black Adam in theaters now!
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Red Robin Pretzel Bacon Beer-Cheese Burger so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about the South Beach Wine and Food Festival, how much is a decent amount, opinions of Fat Tire, and more.</p><p><br></p><p>Face Jam Truck'd Up Premieres November 17th. 8 chefs battle for fast food supremacy as Face Jam judges their eats.</p><p><br></p><p>Sponsored by ExpressVPN <a href="http://expressvpn.com/facejam">http://expressvpn.com/facejam</a> , Hello Fresh <a href="http://hellofresh.com/facejam65">http://hellofresh.com/facejam65</a> + code facejam65, and Black Adam in theaters now!</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>Spittin Silly - Diablo 2</title>
      <link>https://roosterteeth.com/watch/face-jam-2022-30</link>
      <description>Michael made everyone record remotely because he's a Diablo 2 Ladder Mode addict. Listen as he tries to talk Jordan, Eric, and Nick into getting buying a year old re-release of a game from the turn of the millennium. Will Our Heroes become virtual heroes and join Michael on his ladder journey?
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 01 Nov 2022 07:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>Spittin Silly - Diablo 2</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Striking Distance LLC</itunes:author>
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      <itunes:subtitle>Michael made everyone record remotely because he's a Diablo 2 Ladder Mode addict. Listen as he tries to talk Jordan, Eric, and Nick into getting buying a year old re-release of a game from the turn of the millennium.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Michael made everyone record remotely because he's a Diablo 2 Ladder Mode addict. Listen as he tries to talk Jordan, Eric, and Nick into getting buying a year old re-release of a game from the turn of the millennium. Will Our Heroes become virtual heroes and join Michael on his ladder journey?
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Michael made everyone record remotely because he's a Diablo 2 Ladder Mode addict. Listen as he tries to talk Jordan, Eric, and Nick into getting buying a year old re-release of a game from the turn of the millennium. Will Our Heroes become virtual heroes and join Michael on his ladder journey?</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>2115</itunes:duration>
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      <title>Spittin Silly - Food Court 1</title>
      <link>https://roosterteeth.com/watch/face-jam-2022-29</link>
      <description>ORDER IN THE COURT! Face Jam Food Court is now in session. Please rise for your honorable judges Jordan &amp; Michael as they settle food disagreements and arguments sent in by the bugs. We have some crazy cases today involving milk ice and how to eat a big mac. All judgements are final. This episode is sponsored by Black Adam in theaters and IMAX internationally on October 19, and in North America on October 21
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      <pubDate>Tue, 18 Oct 2022 07:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>Spittin Silly - Food Court 1</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Striking Distance LLC</itunes:author>
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      <itunes:subtitle>ORDER IN THE COURT! Face Jam Food Court is now in session. Please rise for your honorable judges Jordan &amp; Michael as they settle food disagreements and arguments sent in by the bugs.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>ORDER IN THE COURT! Face Jam Food Court is now in session. Please rise for your honorable judges Jordan &amp; Michael as they settle food disagreements and arguments sent in by the bugs. We have some crazy cases today involving milk ice and how to eat a big mac. All judgements are final. This episode is sponsored by Black Adam in theaters and IMAX internationally on October 19, and in North America on October 21
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>ORDER IN THE COURT! Face Jam Food Court is now in session. Please rise for your honorable judges Jordan &amp; Michael as they settle food disagreements and arguments sent in by the bugs. We have some crazy cases today involving milk ice and how to eat a big mac. All judgements are final. This episode is sponsored by Black Adam in theaters and IMAX internationally on October 19, and in North America on October 21</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>2020</itunes:duration>
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      <title>Chili's Signature Bar Menu</title>
      <link>https://roosterteeth.com/watch/face-jam-2022-28</link>
      <description>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Chili's Signature Bar Menu so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about a production they're in the middle of, letting the food settle, a baby back funeral, and more.
Spittin Silly next week is a good one. Tell a friend to get ready for Food Court.
Sponsored by HelloFresh at http://hellofresh.com/facejam16 and use code facejam16, ExpressVPN at http://expressvpn.com/facejam and Black Adam, in theaters and IMAX internationally on October 19, and in North America on October 21.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 11 Oct 2022 07:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>Chili's Signature Bar Menu</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Striking Distance LLC</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Chili's Signature Bar Menu so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about a production they're in the middle of, letting the food settle, a baby back funeral, and more.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Chili's Signature Bar Menu so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about a production they're in the middle of, letting the food settle, a baby back funeral, and more.
Spittin Silly next week is a good one. Tell a friend to get ready for Food Court.
Sponsored by HelloFresh at http://hellofresh.com/facejam16 and use code facejam16, ExpressVPN at http://expressvpn.com/facejam and Black Adam, in theaters and IMAX internationally on October 19, and in North America on October 21.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Chili's Signature Bar Menu so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about a production they're in the middle of, letting the food settle, a baby back funeral, and more.</p><p>Spittin Silly next week is a good one. Tell a friend to get ready for Food Court.</p><p>Sponsored by HelloFresh at <a href="http://hellofresh.com/facejam16">http://hellofresh.com/facejam16</a> and use code facejam16, ExpressVPN at <a href="http://expressvpn.com/facejam">http://expressvpn.com/facejam</a> and Black Adam, in theaters and IMAX internationally on October 19, and in North America on October 21.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>4117</itunes:duration>
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      <title>Spittin Silly - Snacklog 1</title>
      <link>https://roosterteeth.com/watch/face-jam-2022-27</link>
      <description>Instead of waiting for a new Snack Attack, Our Heroes tackle some of the backlog of snacks that are sitting in Eric's office. Some delicious treats are on the menu today from OniExpress. It's all Maine made foods, but not lobsters. This one goes all over the place. What is a kelp bar? Gross.
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      <pubDate>Tue, 04 Oct 2022 07:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>Spittin Silly - Snacklog 1</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Striking Distance LLC</itunes:author>
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      <itunes:subtitle>Instead of waiting for a new Snack Attack, Our Heroes tackle some of the backlog of snacks that are sitting in Eric's office. Some delicious treats are on the menu today from OniExpress.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Instead of waiting for a new Snack Attack, Our Heroes tackle some of the backlog of snacks that are sitting in Eric's office. Some delicious treats are on the menu today from OniExpress. It's all Maine made foods, but not lobsters. This one goes all over the place. What is a kelp bar? Gross.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Instead of waiting for a new Snack Attack, Our Heroes tackle some of the backlog of snacks that are sitting in Eric's office. Some delicious treats are on the menu today from OniExpress. It's all Maine made foods, but not lobsters. This one goes all over the place. What is a kelp bar? Gross.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <itunes:duration>1968</itunes:duration>
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      <title>Panda Express Beyond Orange Chicken</title>
      <link>https://roosterteeth.com/watch/face-jam-2022-26</link>
      <description>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Panda Express Beyond Orange Chicken so you know if it's worth eating.
They also talk about the chow mein, a team building exercise, general exhaustion, and saying NOTHING in a press release but still saying it so much.
Sponsored by Hello Fresh at http://hellofresh.com/facejam65 + code facejam65, Shady Rays at http://shadyrays.com + code FACEJAM, and Honey at http://joinhoney.com/FACEJAM
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      <pubDate>Tue, 27 Sep 2022 07:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>Panda Express Beyond Orange Chicken</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:episode>76</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Striking Distance LLC</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Panda Express Beyond Orange Chicken so you know if it's worth eating.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Panda Express Beyond Orange Chicken so you know if it's worth eating.
They also talk about the chow mein, a team building exercise, general exhaustion, and saying NOTHING in a press release but still saying it so much.
Sponsored by Hello Fresh at http://hellofresh.com/facejam65 + code facejam65, Shady Rays at http://shadyrays.com + code FACEJAM, and Honey at http://joinhoney.com/FACEJAM
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Panda Express Beyond Orange Chicken so you know if it's worth eating.</p><p>They also talk about the chow mein, a team building exercise, general exhaustion, and saying NOTHING in a press release but still saying it so much.</p><p>Sponsored by Hello Fresh at <a href="http://hellofresh.com/facejam65">http://hellofresh.com/facejam65</a> + code facejam65, Shady Rays at <a href="http://shadyrays.com/">http://shadyrays.com</a> + code FACEJAM, and Honey at <a href="http://joinhoney.com/FACEJAM">http://joinhoney.com/FACEJAM</a></p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>3434</itunes:duration>
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      <title>Spittin Silly - Subway Pizza Sub Salad</title>
      <link>https://roosterteeth.com/watch/face-jam-2022-spittin-silly-2</link>
      <description>Based on a text Michael sent to Eric, Our Heroes are here to review a non-limited time food: The Subway Pizza Sub Salad. "Spicy pepperoni, american cheese, and mouthwatering marinara sauce over crisp lettuce, spinach, ripe tomatoes, cucumbers, green peppers, black olives, and red onions. Who liked it? Who hated it? Did Nick eat the whole thing?
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      <pubDate>Tue, 20 Sep 2022 05:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>Spittin Silly - Subway Pizza Sub Salad</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>bonus</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Striking Distance LLC</itunes:author>
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      <itunes:subtitle>Based on a text Michael sent to Eric, Our Heroes are here to review a non-limited time food: The Subway Pizza Sub Salad. </itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Based on a text Michael sent to Eric, Our Heroes are here to review a non-limited time food: The Subway Pizza Sub Salad. "Spicy pepperoni, american cheese, and mouthwatering marinara sauce over crisp lettuce, spinach, ripe tomatoes, cucumbers, green peppers, black olives, and red onions. Who liked it? Who hated it? Did Nick eat the whole thing?
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      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>Based on a text Michael sent to Eric, Our Heroes are here to review a non-limited time food: The Subway Pizza Sub Salad. "Spicy pepperoni, american cheese, and mouthwatering marinara sauce over crisp lettuce, spinach, ripe tomatoes, cucumbers, green peppers, black olives, and red onions. Who liked it? Who hated it? Did Nick eat the whole thing?</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>1833</itunes:duration>
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      <title>Wendy's Pretzel Bacon Pub Chicken Sandwich 2</title>
      <link>https://roosterteeth.com/watch/face-jam-2022-24</link>
      <description>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Wendy's Pretzel Bacon Pub Chicken Sandwich again so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about Face Jam having the power, the first ever twopeat, the underwhelming release of the greatest sandwich of all time, and that we knew about this and didn't need you to tell us it's back.
Sponsored by HelloFresh (http://hellofresh.com/facejam16 and use code facejam16), Honey (http://joinhoney.com/FACEJAM), and 30 Morbid Minutes (Listen to 30 Morbid Minutes wherever you get your podcasts!)
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      <pubDate>Tue, 13 Sep 2022 07:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>Wendy's Pretzel Bacon Pub Chicken Sandwich 2</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:episode>75</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Striking Distance LLC</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Wendy's Pretzel Bacon Pub Chicken Sandwich again so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about Face Jam having the power, the first ever twopeat, the underwhelming release of the greatest sandwich of all time, and that we knew about this and didn't need you to tell us it's back.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Wendy's Pretzel Bacon Pub Chicken Sandwich again so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about Face Jam having the power, the first ever twopeat, the underwhelming release of the greatest sandwich of all time, and that we knew about this and didn't need you to tell us it's back.
Sponsored by HelloFresh (http://hellofresh.com/facejam16 and use code facejam16), Honey (http://joinhoney.com/FACEJAM), and 30 Morbid Minutes (Listen to 30 Morbid Minutes wherever you get your podcasts!)
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Wendy's Pretzel Bacon Pub Chicken Sandwich again so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about Face Jam having the power, the first ever twopeat, the underwhelming release of the greatest sandwich of all time, and that we knew about this and didn't need you to tell us it's back.</p><p>Sponsored by HelloFresh (http://hellofresh.com/facejam16 and use code facejam16), Honey (http://joinhoney.com/FACEJAM), and 30 Morbid Minutes (Listen to 30 Morbid Minutes wherever you get your podcasts!)</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>3781</itunes:duration>
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      <title>Spittin Silly - Theme Song</title>
      <link>https://roosterteeth.com/watch/face-jam-2022-23</link>
      <description>In the first episode of their new fortnight podcast, Jordan, Michael, Eric, and Nick settle in to pick their theme song for their new show. Will it be crazy bones? If you're already subscribed to Face Jam, you're also subscribed to Spittin Silly. Enjoy this new 30 minute fortnight podcast from Our Heroes.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 06 Sep 2022 16:10:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>Spittin Silly - Theme Song</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:episode>1</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Striking Distance LLC</itunes:author>
      <itunes:image href="https://megaphone.imgix.net/podcasts/0fe069d8-2dfc-11ed-b5e1-432a80d0165a/image/da6565.jpg?ixlib=rails-4.3.1&amp;max-w=3000&amp;max-h=3000&amp;fit=crop&amp;auto=format,compress"/>
      <itunes:subtitle>In the first episode of their new fortnight podcast, Jordan, Michael, Eric, and Nick settle in to pick their theme song for their new show. Will it be crazy bones?</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>In the first episode of their new fortnight podcast, Jordan, Michael, Eric, and Nick settle in to pick their theme song for their new show. Will it be crazy bones? If you're already subscribed to Face Jam, you're also subscribed to Spittin Silly. Enjoy this new 30 minute fortnight podcast from Our Heroes.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>In the first episode of their new fortnight podcast, Jordan, Michael, Eric, and Nick settle in to pick their theme song for their new show. Will it be crazy bones? If you're already subscribed to Face Jam, you're also subscribed to Spittin Silly. Enjoy this new 30 minute fortnight podcast from Our Heroes.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <itunes:duration>2020</itunes:duration>
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      <title>Face Jam presents: Spittin Silly?</title>
      <description>Michael and Jordan introduce their other fortnight podcast.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 05 Sep 2022 07:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>Face Jam presents: Spittin Silly?</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>trailer</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Striking Distance LLC</itunes:author>
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      <itunes:subtitle>Michael and Jordan introduce their other fortnight podcast.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Michael and Jordan introduce their other fortnight podcast.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>Michael and Jordan introduce their other fortnight podcast.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <itunes:duration>53</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Cheesecake Factory Bee Sting &amp; Cacio E Pepe Flatbreads and Ahi Poke Nachos</title>
      <link>https://roosterteeth.com/watch/face-jam-2022-22</link>
      <description>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Cheesecake Factory Bee Sting &amp; Cacio E Pepe Flatbreads and Ahi Poke Nachos so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about bee thoughts, pig's delight, architecture, David Overton's tastebuds and more. Sponsored by Shady Rays (http://shadyrays.com and use code FACEJAM) and Honey ( http://joinhoney.com/facejam )
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 30 Aug 2022 07:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>Cheesecake Factory Bee Sting &amp; Cacio E Pepe Flatbreads and Ahi Poke Nachos</itunes:title>
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      <itunes:episode>74</itunes:episode>
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      <itunes:subtitle>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Cheesecake Factory Bee Sting &amp; Cacio E Pepe Flatbreads and Ahi Poke Nachos so you know if it's worth eating.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Cheesecake Factory Bee Sting &amp; Cacio E Pepe Flatbreads and Ahi Poke Nachos so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about bee thoughts, pig's delight, architecture, David Overton's tastebuds and more. Sponsored by Shady Rays (http://shadyrays.com and use code FACEJAM) and Honey ( http://joinhoney.com/facejam )
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Cheesecake Factory Bee Sting &amp; Cacio E Pepe Flatbreads and Ahi Poke Nachos so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about bee thoughts, pig's delight, architecture, David Overton's tastebuds and more. Sponsored by Shady Rays (http://shadyrays.com and use code FACEJAM) and Honey ( http://joinhoney.com/facejam )</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>Dickey's BBQ Pit King’s Hawaiian Spicy Chicken and Cheddar Sandwich</title>
      <link>https://roosterteeth.com/watch/face-jam-2022-21</link>
      <description>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Dickey's BBQ Pit King’s Hawaiian Spicy Chicken and Cheddar Sandwich so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about the need for a restaurant like this, Michael's cool cup, Dickey's Succession, and I Did That Stickers on sale NOW!

Sponsored by ExpressVPN (http://expressvpn.com/FACEJAM) HelloFresh (http://hellofresh.com/FACEJAM16 and use code facejam16) and DoorDash (DoorDash app, enter code FACEJAM)
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      <pubDate>Tue, 16 Aug 2022 07:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>Dickey's BBQ Pit King’s Hawaiian Spicy Chicken and Cheddar Sandwich</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:episode>73</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Striking Distance LLC</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Dickey's BBQ Pit King’s Hawaiian Spicy Chicken and Cheddar Sandwich so you know if it's worth eating. </itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Dickey's BBQ Pit King’s Hawaiian Spicy Chicken and Cheddar Sandwich so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about the need for a restaurant like this, Michael's cool cup, Dickey's Succession, and I Did That Stickers on sale NOW!

Sponsored by ExpressVPN (http://expressvpn.com/FACEJAM) HelloFresh (http://hellofresh.com/FACEJAM16 and use code facejam16) and DoorDash (DoorDash app, enter code FACEJAM)
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Dickey's BBQ Pit King’s Hawaiian Spicy Chicken and Cheddar Sandwich so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about the need for a restaurant like this, Michael's cool cup, Dickey's Succession, and I Did That Stickers on sale NOW!</p><p><br></p><p>Sponsored by ExpressVPN (<a href="http://expressvpn.com/FACEJAM">http://expressvpn.com/FACEJAM</a>) HelloFresh (<a href="http://hellofresh.com/FACEJAM16">http://hellofresh.com/FACEJAM16</a> and use code facejam16) and DoorDash (DoorDash app, enter code FACEJAM)</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>Whataburger Bacon Blue Cheese Burger &amp; Banana Pudding Shake</title>
      <link>https://roosterteeth.com/watch/face-jam-2022-20</link>
      <description>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Whataburger Bacon Blue Cheese Burger &amp; Banana Pudding Shake so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about the Michael, Jordan Podcast What-a-Burger style, the love/hate of blue cheese, and being traitors to Sauce Monkey Nick.

Sponsored by Honey (http://joinhoney.com/FACEJAM) HelloFresh (http://hellofresh.com/FACEJAM16 and use code facejam16) and DoorDash (DoorDash app, enter code FACEJAM)
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      <pubDate>Tue, 02 Aug 2022 07:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>Whataburger Bacon Blue Cheese Burger &amp; Banana Pudding Shake</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:episode>72</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Striking Distance LLC</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Whataburger Bacon Blue Cheese Burger &amp; Banana Pudding Shake so you know if it's worth eating. </itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Whataburger Bacon Blue Cheese Burger &amp; Banana Pudding Shake so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about the Michael, Jordan Podcast What-a-Burger style, the love/hate of blue cheese, and being traitors to Sauce Monkey Nick.

Sponsored by Honey (http://joinhoney.com/FACEJAM) HelloFresh (http://hellofresh.com/FACEJAM16 and use code facejam16) and DoorDash (DoorDash app, enter code FACEJAM)
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Whataburger Bacon Blue Cheese Burger &amp; Banana Pudding Shake so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about the Michael, Jordan Podcast What-a-Burger style, the love/hate of blue cheese, and being traitors to Sauce Monkey Nick.</p><p><br></p><p>Sponsored by Honey (<a href="http://joinhoney.com/FACEJAM">http://joinhoney.com/FACEJAM</a>) HelloFresh (<a href="http://hellofresh.com/FACEJAM16">http://hellofresh.com/FACEJAM16</a> and use code facejam16) and DoorDash (DoorDash app, enter code FACEJAM)</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>Pizza Hut The Edge Pizza</title>
      <link>https://roosterteeth.com/watch/face-jam-2022-18</link>
      <description>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Pizza Hut The Edge Pizza so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about Pizza Hut getting into a KFC situation with Papa John's, proposing at a fast food restaurant, old Firefox data, and more.

Sponsored by ExpressVPN (http://expressvpn.com/facejam) and HelloFresh (http://hellofresh.com/facejam16 + code Facejam16)
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 19 Jul 2022 07:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>Pizza Hut The Edge Pizza</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:episode>71</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Striking Distance LLC</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Pizza Hut The Edge Pizza so you know if it's worth eating.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Pizza Hut The Edge Pizza so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about Pizza Hut getting into a KFC situation with Papa John's, proposing at a fast food restaurant, old Firefox data, and more.

Sponsored by ExpressVPN (http://expressvpn.com/facejam) and HelloFresh (http://hellofresh.com/facejam16 + code Facejam16)
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Pizza Hut The Edge Pizza so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about Pizza Hut getting into a KFC situation with Papa John's, proposing at a fast food restaurant, old Firefox data, and more.</p><p><br></p><p>Sponsored by ExpressVPN (<a href="http://expressvpn.com/facejam">http://expressvpn.com/facejam</a>) and HelloFresh (<a href="http://hellofresh.com/facejam16">http://hellofresh.com/facejam16</a> + code Facejam16)</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>Live at RTX 2022</title>
      <link>https://roosterteeth.com/watch/face-jam-2022-rtx</link>
      <description>An episode two years in the making, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review convention food so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about switchfork, Eric's hair, monkey sauce, and the general craziness around RTX.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 12 Jul 2022 07:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>Live at RTX 2022</itunes:title>
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      <itunes:author>Striking Distance LLC</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>An episode two years in the making, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review convention food so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about switchfork, Eric's hair, monkey sauce, and the general craziness around RTX.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>An episode two years in the making, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review convention food so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about switchfork, Eric's hair, monkey sauce, and the general craziness around RTX.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>An episode two years in the making, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review convention food so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about switchfork, Eric's hair, monkey sauce, and the general craziness around RTX.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>3737</itunes:duration>
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      <title>Culver’s Wisconsin Big Cheese Pub Burger</title>
      <link>https://roosterteeth.com/watch/face-jam-2022-15</link>
      <description>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Culver’s Wisconsin Big Cheese Pub Burger so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about you giving us $20,000, a man named Christ, which bug kings we are, and more.
Sponsored by HelloFresh (http://hellofresh.com/facejam16 and use code facejam16), Upstart (http://upstart.com/facejam), and DoorDash (DoorDash app, enter code FACEJAM).
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 05 Jul 2022 07:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>Culver’s Wisconsin Big Cheese Pub Burger</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:episode>70</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Striking Distance LLC</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Culver’s Wisconsin Big Cheese Pub Burger so you know if it's worth eating.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Culver’s Wisconsin Big Cheese Pub Burger so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about you giving us $20,000, a man named Christ, which bug kings we are, and more.
Sponsored by HelloFresh (http://hellofresh.com/facejam16 and use code facejam16), Upstart (http://upstart.com/facejam), and DoorDash (DoorDash app, enter code FACEJAM).
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Culver’s Wisconsin Big Cheese Pub Burger so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about you giving us $20,000, a man named Christ, which bug kings we are, and more.</p><p>Sponsored by HelloFresh (<a href="http://hellofresh.com/facejam16">http://hellofresh.com/facejam16</a> and use code facejam16), Upstart (<a href="http://upstart.com/facejam">http://upstart.com/facejam</a>), and DoorDash (DoorDash app, enter code FACEJAM).</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>KFC Jack Harlow Meal</title>
      <link>https://roosterteeth.com/watch/face-jam-2022-14</link>
      <description>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review KFC Jack Harlow Meal so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about Cat getting hired but for a different show, who exactly Jack Harlow is, a deep fried rat, and more.
Sponsored by Honey (http://joinhoney.com/facejam) and DoorDash (download DoorDash app + FACEJAM)
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 21 Jun 2022 07:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>KFC Jack Harlow Meal</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:episode>69</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Striking Distance LLC</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review KFC Jack Harlow Meal so you know if it's worth eating.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review KFC Jack Harlow Meal so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about Cat getting hired but for a different show, who exactly Jack Harlow is, a deep fried rat, and more.
Sponsored by Honey (http://joinhoney.com/facejam) and DoorDash (download DoorDash app + FACEJAM)
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review KFC Jack Harlow Meal so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about Cat getting hired but for a different show, who exactly Jack Harlow is, a deep fried rat, and more.</p><p>Sponsored by Honey (<a href="http://joinhoney.com/facejam">http://joinhoney.com/facejam</a>) and DoorDash (download DoorDash app + FACEJAM)</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>Carl's Jr Primal Angus Thickburger</title>
      <link>https://roosterteeth.com/watch/face-jam-2022-13</link>
      <description>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Carl's Jr Primal Angus Thickburger so you know if it's worth eating.
They also talk about more breaking news, highway food, the Karcher extended family, and Mads Mikkelsen.
Sponsored by ExpressVPN (http://expressvpn.com/facejam) Hello Fresh (http://hellofresh.com/facejam16 + code facejam16) and DoorDash (download the DoorDash app + code FACEJAM).
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 07 Jun 2022 07:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>Carl's Jr Primal Angus Thickburger</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:episode>68</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Striking Distance LLC</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Carl's Jr Primal Angus Thickburger so you know if it's worth eating.  They also talk about more breaking news, highway food, the Karcher extended family, and Mads Mikkelsen.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Carl's Jr Primal Angus Thickburger so you know if it's worth eating.
They also talk about more breaking news, highway food, the Karcher extended family, and Mads Mikkelsen.
Sponsored by ExpressVPN (http://expressvpn.com/facejam) Hello Fresh (http://hellofresh.com/facejam16 + code facejam16) and DoorDash (download the DoorDash app + code FACEJAM).
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Carl's Jr Primal Angus Thickburger so you know if it's worth eating.</p><p>They also talk about more breaking news, highway food, the Karcher extended family, and Mads Mikkelsen.</p><p>Sponsored by ExpressVPN (http://expressvpn.com/facejam) Hello Fresh (http://hellofresh.com/facejam16 + code facejam16) and DoorDash (download the DoorDash app + code FACEJAM).</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>Fazoli's Lasagnafest &amp; Sweet Bacon Glaze Wings</title>
      <link>https://roosterteeth.com/watch/face-jam-2022-11</link>
      <description>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Fazoli's Lasagnafest &amp; Sweet Bacon Glaze Wings so you know if it's worth eating.
They also talk about being raided by Pasta Pete and his food pirates, BREAKING NEWS, being in a new room where the recording stops, and more. Listen to the audio version at: https://bit.ly/3k8XRSb
Sponsored by: Upstart (http://upstart.com/facejam), Honey (http://joinhoney.com/facejam) and DoorDash (download DoorDash app + FACEJAM).
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 24 May 2022 07:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>Fazoli's Lasagnafest &amp; Sweet Bacon Glaze Wings</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:episode>67</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Striking Distance LLC</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Fazoli's Lasagnafest &amp; Sweet Bacon Glaze Wings so you know if it's worth eating. </itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Fazoli's Lasagnafest &amp; Sweet Bacon Glaze Wings so you know if it's worth eating.
They also talk about being raided by Pasta Pete and his food pirates, BREAKING NEWS, being in a new room where the recording stops, and more. Listen to the audio version at: https://bit.ly/3k8XRSb
Sponsored by: Upstart (http://upstart.com/facejam), Honey (http://joinhoney.com/facejam) and DoorDash (download DoorDash app + FACEJAM).
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Fazoli's Lasagnafest &amp; Sweet Bacon Glaze Wings so you know if it's worth eating.</p><p>They also talk about being raided by Pasta Pete and his food pirates, BREAKING NEWS, being in a new room where the recording stops, and more. Listen to the audio version at: <a href="https://bit.ly/3k8XRSb">https://bit.ly/3k8XRSb</a></p><p>Sponsored by: Upstart (<a href="http://upstart.com/facejam">http://upstart.com/facejam</a>), Honey (<a href="http://joinhoney.com/facejam">http://joinhoney.com/facejam</a>) and DoorDash (download DoorDash app + FACEJAM).</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>Dairy Queen Cheesy Dude &amp; Cheesy Steak Fingers</title>
      <link>https://roosterteeth.com/watch/face-jam-2022-10</link>
      <description>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Dairy Queen Cheesy Dude &amp; Cheesy Steak Fingers so you know if it's worth eating.
They also talk about Bacon I am Your Father, The Walking Dead, being held hostage, and more. Listen to the audio version at: https://bit.ly/3k8XRSb
Sponsored by: ExpressVPN (http://expressvpn.com/facejam) and HelloFresh (http://hellofresh.com/facejam16 + code facejam16)
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 10 May 2022 07:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>Dairy Queen Cheesy Dude &amp; Cheesy Steak Fingers</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:episode>66</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Striking Distance LLC</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Dairy Queen Cheesy Dude &amp; Cheesy Steak Fingers so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about Bacon I am Your Father, The Walking Dead, being held hostage, and more. </itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Dairy Queen Cheesy Dude &amp; Cheesy Steak Fingers so you know if it's worth eating.
They also talk about Bacon I am Your Father, The Walking Dead, being held hostage, and more. Listen to the audio version at: https://bit.ly/3k8XRSb
Sponsored by: ExpressVPN (http://expressvpn.com/facejam) and HelloFresh (http://hellofresh.com/facejam16 + code facejam16)
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Dairy Queen Cheesy Dude &amp; Cheesy Steak Fingers so you know if it's worth eating.</p><p>They also talk about Bacon I am Your Father, The Walking Dead, being held hostage, and more. Listen to the audio version at: https://bit.ly/3k8XRSb</p><p>Sponsored by: ExpressVPN (http://expressvpn.com/facejam) and HelloFresh (http://hellofresh.com/facejam16 + code facejam16)</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>Buffalo Wild Wings Doritos Flamin’ Hot Nacho Flavored Sauce</title>
      <link>https://roosterteeth.com/watch/face-jam-2022-9</link>
      <description>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Buffalo Wild Wings Doritos Flamin’ Hot Nacho Flavored Sauce so you know if it's worth eating.
They also talk about Nick's buffalo mac n cheese, how empty B Dubs is, forgetting we've eaten here before, and more. Download the audio version at https://bit.ly/3unlcWf.

Sponsored by: Upstart (http://upstart.com/facejam), Honey (http://joinhoney.com/facejam), and DoorDash (download DoorDash app + FACEJAM).
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      <pubDate>Tue, 26 Apr 2022 07:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>Buffalo Wild Wings Doritos Flamin’ Hot Nacho Flavored Sauce</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:episode>65</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Striking Distance LLC</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Buffalo Wild Wings Doritos Flamin’ Hot Nacho Flavored Sauce so you know if it's worth eating. </itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Buffalo Wild Wings Doritos Flamin’ Hot Nacho Flavored Sauce so you know if it's worth eating.
They also talk about Nick's buffalo mac n cheese, how empty B Dubs is, forgetting we've eaten here before, and more. Download the audio version at https://bit.ly/3unlcWf.

Sponsored by: Upstart (http://upstart.com/facejam), Honey (http://joinhoney.com/facejam), and DoorDash (download DoorDash app + FACEJAM).
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Buffalo Wild Wings Doritos Flamin’ Hot Nacho Flavored Sauce so you know if it's worth eating.</p><p>They also talk about Nick's buffalo mac n cheese, how empty B Dubs is, forgetting we've eaten here before, and more. Download the audio version at <a href="https://bit.ly/3unlcWf">https://bit.ly/3unlcWf</a>.</p><p><br></p><p>Sponsored by: Upstart (<a href="http://upstart.com/facejam">http://upstart.com/facejam</a>), Honey (<a href="http://joinhoney.com/facejam">http://joinhoney.com/facejam</a>), and DoorDash (download DoorDash app + FACEJAM).</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>3939</itunes:duration>
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      <title>Boston Market Sweet Thai Garlic Chicken</title>
      <link>https://roosterteeth.com/watch/face-jam-2022-8</link>
      <description>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Boston Market Sweet Thai Garlic Chicken so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about Elden Ring dung eater, bug interactions on the AH Live tour, and flavored pistachios.
Sponsored by: ExpressVPN (http://expressvpn.com/facejam), HelloFresh (http://hellofresh.com/facejam16 + code facejam16) DoorDash (download DoorDash app + FACEJAM).
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 12 Apr 2022 07:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>Boston Market Sweet Thai Garlic Chicken</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:episode>64</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Striking Distance LLC</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Boston Market Sweet Thai Garlic Chicken so you know if it's worth eating. </itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Boston Market Sweet Thai Garlic Chicken so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about Elden Ring dung eater, bug interactions on the AH Live tour, and flavored pistachios.
Sponsored by: ExpressVPN (http://expressvpn.com/facejam), HelloFresh (http://hellofresh.com/facejam16 + code facejam16) DoorDash (download DoorDash app + FACEJAM).
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Boston Market Sweet Thai Garlic Chicken so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about Elden Ring dung eater, bug interactions on the AH Live tour, and flavored pistachios.</p><p>Sponsored by: ExpressVPN (<a href="http://expressvpn.com/facejam">http://expressvpn.com/facejam</a>), HelloFresh (<a href="http://hellofresh.com/facejam16">http://hellofresh.com/facejam16</a> + code facejam16) DoorDash (download DoorDash app + FACEJAM).</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>3882</itunes:duration>
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      <title>Insomnia Cookies Hibiscus Berry &amp; Lemon Poppy Seed Cookies</title>
      <link>https://roosterteeth.com/watch/face-jam-2022-6</link>
      <description>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Insomnia Cookies Hibiscus Berry &amp; Lemon Poppy Seed Cookies so you know if it's worth eating.
They also scream WHY ARE YOU CLOSED, talk about how no one wants to work, a truly unhinged episode, and the last episode for intern Cat.
Sponsored by Upstart (http://upstart.com/facejam), Honey (http://joinhoney.com/facejam), and DoorDash (download the DoorDash app + code FACEJAM).
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 29 Mar 2022 07:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>Insomnia Cookies Hibiscus Berry &amp; Lemon Poppy Seed Cookies</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:episode>63</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Striking Distance LLC</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Insomnia Cookies Hibiscus Berry &amp; Lemon Poppy Seed Cookies so you know if it's worth eating.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Insomnia Cookies Hibiscus Berry &amp; Lemon Poppy Seed Cookies so you know if it's worth eating.
They also scream WHY ARE YOU CLOSED, talk about how no one wants to work, a truly unhinged episode, and the last episode for intern Cat.
Sponsored by Upstart (http://upstart.com/facejam), Honey (http://joinhoney.com/facejam), and DoorDash (download the DoorDash app + code FACEJAM).
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Insomnia Cookies Hibiscus Berry &amp; Lemon Poppy Seed Cookies so you know if it's worth eating.</p><p>They also scream WHY ARE YOU CLOSED, talk about how no one wants to work, a truly unhinged episode, and the last episode for intern Cat.</p><p>Sponsored by Upstart (<a href="http://upstart.com/facejam">http://upstart.com/facejam</a>), Honey (<a href="http://joinhoney.com/facejam">http://joinhoney.com/facejam</a>), and DoorDash (download the DoorDash app + code FACEJAM).</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>4077</itunes:duration>
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      <title>Zaxby's Signature Club Sandwich</title>
      <link>http://roosterteeth.com/episode/face-jam-2022-5</link>
      <description>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Zaxby's Signature Club Sandwich so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about Mobile, Alabama, Jordan's love for the Zax, and Nick's sauce count prior to the episode.
Sponsored by: ExpressVPN (http://expressvpn.com/facejam), HelloFresh (http://hellofresh.com/facejam16 + code facejam16), and Hawthorne (http://hawthorne.co + code FACEJAM).
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 15 Mar 2022 07:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>Zaxby's Signature Club Sandwich</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:episode>62</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Striking Distance LLC</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Zaxby's Signature Club Sandwich so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about Mobile, Alabama, Jordan's love for the Zax, and Nick's sauce count prior to the episode.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Zaxby's Signature Club Sandwich so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about Mobile, Alabama, Jordan's love for the Zax, and Nick's sauce count prior to the episode.
Sponsored by: ExpressVPN (http://expressvpn.com/facejam), HelloFresh (http://hellofresh.com/facejam16 + code facejam16), and Hawthorne (http://hawthorne.co + code FACEJAM).
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Zaxby's Signature Club Sandwich so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about Mobile, Alabama, Jordan's love for the Zax, and Nick's sauce count prior to the episode.</p><p>Sponsored by: ExpressVPN (http://expressvpn.com/facejam), HelloFresh (http://hellofresh.com/facejam16 + code facejam16), and Hawthorne (http://hawthorne.co + code FACEJAM).</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>4083</itunes:duration>
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      <title>Pizza Hut Spicy Lover's Pizzas</title>
      <link>http://roosterteeth.com/episode/face-jam-2022-04</link>
      <description>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Pizza Hut Spicy Lover's Pizzas so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about previous Pizza Hut outings, their Chicago live show, evolving beyond lactose intolerance, and more.
Sponsored by HelloFresh (http://hellofresh.com/facejam16 and use code facejam16), Upstart (http://upstart.com/facejam), and Honey (http://joinhoney.com/facejam).
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 01 Mar 2022 08:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>Pizza Hut Spicy Lover's Pizzas</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:episode>61</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Striking Distance LLC</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Pizza Hut Spicy Lover's Pizzas so you know if it's worth eating.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Pizza Hut Spicy Lover's Pizzas so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about previous Pizza Hut outings, their Chicago live show, evolving beyond lactose intolerance, and more.
Sponsored by HelloFresh (http://hellofresh.com/facejam16 and use code facejam16), Upstart (http://upstart.com/facejam), and Honey (http://joinhoney.com/facejam).
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Pizza Hut Spicy Lover's Pizzas so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about previous Pizza Hut outings, their Chicago live show, evolving beyond lactose intolerance, and more.</p><p>Sponsored by HelloFresh (<a href="http://hellofresh.com/facejam16">http://hellofresh.com/facejam16</a> and use code facejam16), Upstart (<a href="http://upstart.com/facejam">http://upstart.com/facejam</a>), and Honey (<a href="http://joinhoney.com/facejam">http://joinhoney.com/facejam</a>).</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>3486</itunes:duration>
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      <title>LIVE IN CHICAGO - Lou Malnati's Deep Dish &amp; Crustless Pizza</title>
      <link>http://roosterteeth.com/episode/face-jam-2022-4</link>
      <description>In this Bonus episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Lou Malnati's Deep Dish &amp; Crustless Pizza so you know if it's worth eating.
They also talk about a surprise from Michael's Ex, Chicago guys, a lengthy press material section, and a very regional Snack Attack.
This episode was recorded Live in Chicago at Thalia Hall on February 11, 2022.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 22 Feb 2022 08:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>LIVE IN CHICAGO - Lou Malnati's Deep Dish &amp; Crustless Pizza</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>bonus</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Striking Distance LLC</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>In this Bonus episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Lou Malnati's Deep Dish &amp; Crustless Pizza so you know if it's worth eating.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>In this Bonus episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Lou Malnati's Deep Dish &amp; Crustless Pizza so you know if it's worth eating.
They also talk about a surprise from Michael's Ex, Chicago guys, a lengthy press material section, and a very regional Snack Attack.
This episode was recorded Live in Chicago at Thalia Hall on February 11, 2022.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>In this Bonus episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Lou Malnati's Deep Dish &amp; Crustless Pizza so you know if it's worth eating.</p><p>They also talk about a surprise from Michael's Ex, Chicago guys, a lengthy press material section, and a very regional Snack Attack.</p><p>This episode was recorded Live in Chicago at Thalia Hall on February 11, 2022.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>4551</itunes:duration>
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      <title>Wendy's Hot Honey Chicken Sandwich &amp; Biscuit</title>
      <link>http://roosterteeth.com/episode/face-jam-2022-3</link>
      <description>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Wendy's Hot Honey Chicken Sandwich &amp; Biscuit so you know if it's worth eating.
They also talk about the how the live show in Chicago went, THE PRETZEL BACON PUB SPICY CHICKEN SANDWICH, and bald eagles vs bald people.
Sponsored by ExpressVPN (http://expressvpn.com/facejam), Hello Fresh (http://hellofresh.com/facejam16 + code facejam16) and Hawthorne (http://hawthorne.co + promo code facejam).
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 15 Feb 2022 08:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>Wendy's Hot Honey Chicken Sandwich &amp; Biscuit</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:episode>60</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Striking Distance LLC</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Wendy's Hot Honey Chicken Sandwich &amp; Biscuit so you know if it's worth eating.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Wendy's Hot Honey Chicken Sandwich &amp; Biscuit so you know if it's worth eating.
They also talk about the how the live show in Chicago went, THE PRETZEL BACON PUB SPICY CHICKEN SANDWICH, and bald eagles vs bald people.
Sponsored by ExpressVPN (http://expressvpn.com/facejam), Hello Fresh (http://hellofresh.com/facejam16 + code facejam16) and Hawthorne (http://hawthorne.co + promo code facejam).
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Wendy's Hot Honey Chicken Sandwich &amp; Biscuit so you know if it's worth eating.</p><p>They also talk about the how the live show in Chicago went, THE PRETZEL BACON PUB SPICY CHICKEN SANDWICH, and bald eagles vs bald people.</p><p>Sponsored by ExpressVPN (<a href="http://expressvpn.com/facejam">http://expressvpn.com/facejam</a>), Hello Fresh (<a href="http://hellofresh.com/facejam16">http://hellofresh.com/facejam16</a> + code facejam16) and Hawthorne (<a href="http://hawthorne.co/">http://hawthorne.co</a> + promo code facejam).</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>3957</itunes:duration>
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      <title>Taco Cabana's Birria Quesadilla</title>
      <link>http://roosterteeth.com/episode/face-jam-2022-2</link>
      <description>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Taco Cabana's Birria Quesadilla so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about waiting an hour to get the food sort of, batman pizza, Nick maybe taking Michael's taco, and if you can score food you've never eaten.
Face Jam LIVE in Chicago. Tickets on sale now: bit.ly/tickets-chicago
Sponsored by Upstart (http://upstart.com/facejam), Honey (http://joinhoney.com/facejam), and DoorDash (download the DoorDash app + code FACEJAM).
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 01 Feb 2022 08:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>Taco Cabana's Birria Quesadilla</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:episode>59</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Striking Distance LLC</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Taco Cabana's Birria Quesadilla so you know if it's worth eating.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Taco Cabana's Birria Quesadilla so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about waiting an hour to get the food sort of, batman pizza, Nick maybe taking Michael's taco, and if you can score food you've never eaten.
Face Jam LIVE in Chicago. Tickets on sale now: bit.ly/tickets-chicago
Sponsored by Upstart (http://upstart.com/facejam), Honey (http://joinhoney.com/facejam), and DoorDash (download the DoorDash app + code FACEJAM).
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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      <title>Arby’s Diablo Dare Sandwiches</title>
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      <description>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Arby’s Diablo Dare Sandwiches so you know if they're worth eating.
They also talk about the classic term QSR, taking the Diablo Dare, shake choices, and Our Heroes coming to Chicago.
Face Jam LIVE in Chicago. Tickets on sale now: bit.ly/tickets-chicago
Sponsored by Hello Fresh (http://hellofresh.com/facejam16 + code facejam16), Upstart (http://upstart.com/facejam), and Honey (http://joinhoney.com/facejam).
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
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      <itunes:episode>58</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Striking Distance LLC</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Arby’s Diablo Dare Sandwiches so you know if they're worth eating.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Arby’s Diablo Dare Sandwiches so you know if they're worth eating.
They also talk about the classic term QSR, taking the Diablo Dare, shake choices, and Our Heroes coming to Chicago.
Face Jam LIVE in Chicago. Tickets on sale now: bit.ly/tickets-chicago
Sponsored by Hello Fresh (http://hellofresh.com/facejam16 + code facejam16), Upstart (http://upstart.com/facejam), and Honey (http://joinhoney.com/facejam).
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Arby’s Diablo Dare Sandwiches so you know if they're worth eating.</p><p>They also talk about the classic term QSR, taking the Diablo Dare, shake choices, and Our Heroes coming to Chicago.</p><p>Face Jam LIVE in Chicago. Tickets on sale now: <a href="http://bit.ly/tickets-chicago">bit.ly/tickets-chicago</a></p><p>Sponsored by Hello Fresh (<a href="http://hellofresh.com/facejam16">http://hellofresh.com/facejam16</a> + code facejam16), Upstart (<a href="http://upstart.com/facejam">http://upstart.com/facejam</a>), and Honey (<a href="http://joinhoney.com/facejam">http://joinhoney.com/facejam</a>).</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>Burger King Italian Original Chicken Sandwich</title>
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      <description>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Burger King Italian Original Chicken Sandwich so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about suing the King, a delicious surprise, and long chicken.
Face Jam LIVE in Chicago. Tickets on sale now: http://bit.ly/tickets-chicago
Sponsored by ExpressVPN (http://expressvpn.com/facejam), Hawthorne (http://hawthorne.co and use promo code FACEJAM) and HelloFresh (http://hellofresh.com/facejam16 and use code facejam16)
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 04 Jan 2022 08:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>Burger King Italian Original Chicken Sandwich</itunes:title>
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      <itunes:episode>57</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Striking Distance LLC</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Burger King Italian Original Chicken Sandwich so you know if it's worth eating.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Burger King Italian Original Chicken Sandwich so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about suing the King, a delicious surprise, and long chicken.
Face Jam LIVE in Chicago. Tickets on sale now: http://bit.ly/tickets-chicago
Sponsored by ExpressVPN (http://expressvpn.com/facejam), Hawthorne (http://hawthorne.co and use promo code FACEJAM) and HelloFresh (http://hellofresh.com/facejam16 and use code facejam16)
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Burger King Italian Original Chicken Sandwich so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about suing the King, a delicious surprise, and long chicken.</p><p>Face Jam LIVE in Chicago. Tickets on sale now: http://<a href="http://bit.ly/tickets-chicago">bit.ly/tickets-chicago</a></p><p>Sponsored by ExpressVPN (<a href="http://expressvpn.com/facejam">http://expressvpn.com/facejam</a>), Hawthorne (<a href="http://hawthorne.co/">http://hawthorne.co</a> and use promo code FACEJAM) and HelloFresh (<a href="http://hellofresh.com/facejam16">http://hellofresh.com/facejam16</a> and use code facejam16)</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>Sonic Fritos Chili Cheese Wrap &amp; Garlic Butter Bacon Burger</title>
      <link>http://roosterteeth.com/episode/face-jam-2021-56</link>
      <description>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Sonic Fritos Chili Cheese Wrap &amp; Garlic Butter Bacon Burger so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about being what middle crisis is, buying the hedgehog, and Crash Bandicoot's continued WHOA.
Face Jam LIVE in Chicago. Tickets on sale now: http://bit.ly/tickets-chicago
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 21 Dec 2021 08:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>Sonic Fritos Chili Cheese Wrap &amp; Garlic Butter Bacon Burger</itunes:title>
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      <itunes:author>Striking Distance LLC</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Sonic Fritos Chili Cheese Wrap &amp; Garlic Butter Bacon Burger so you know if it's worth eating. </itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Sonic Fritos Chili Cheese Wrap &amp; Garlic Butter Bacon Burger so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about being what middle crisis is, buying the hedgehog, and Crash Bandicoot's continued WHOA.
Face Jam LIVE in Chicago. Tickets on sale now: http://bit.ly/tickets-chicago
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Sonic Fritos Chili Cheese Wrap &amp; Garlic Butter Bacon Burger so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about being what middle crisis is, buying the hedgehog, and Crash Bandicoot's continued WHOA.</p><p>Face Jam LIVE in Chicago. Tickets on sale now: http://<a href="http://bit.ly/tickets-chicago">bit.ly/tickets-chicago</a></p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>Outback Steakhouse Espresso Butter Steak</title>
      <link>http://roosterteeth.com/episode/face-jam-2021-55</link>
      <description>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Outback Steakhouse Espresso Butter Steak so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about cat or gun, pig candy, a kid staring from another booth, and more.
Sponsored by Honey (http://joinhoney.com/facejam) and HelloFresh (http://hellofresh.com/facejam14 and use code facejam14)
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 07 Dec 2021 08:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>Outback Steakhouse Espresso Butter Steak</itunes:title>
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      <itunes:subtitle>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Outback Steakhouse Espresso Butter Steak so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about cat or gun, pig candy, a kid staring from another booth, and more.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Outback Steakhouse Espresso Butter Steak so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about cat or gun, pig candy, a kid staring from another booth, and more.
Sponsored by Honey (http://joinhoney.com/facejam) and HelloFresh (http://hellofresh.com/facejam14 and use code facejam14)
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Outback Steakhouse Espresso Butter Steak so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about cat or gun, pig candy, a kid staring from another booth, and more.</p><p>Sponsored by Honey (http://joinhoney.com/facejam) and HelloFresh (http://hellofresh.com/facejam14 and use code facejam14)</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>The Sandwich That Killed Elvis</title>
      <link>http://roosterteeth.com/episode/face-jam-2021-vodcast-4</link>
      <description>Thanks to Voodoo Ranger for sponsoring this video. To find Voodoo Ranger in your area, check out www.newbelgium.com/beer/finder/. Do you know what killed Elvis? This sandwich did. Subscribe to Face Jam Here! https://link.chtbl.com/facejam
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 02 Dec 2021 18:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>The Sandwich That Killed Elvis</itunes:title>
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      <itunes:author>Striking Distance LLC</itunes:author>
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      <itunes:subtitle>Do you know what killed Elvis? This sandwich did.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Thanks to Voodoo Ranger for sponsoring this video. To find Voodoo Ranger in your area, check out www.newbelgium.com/beer/finder/. Do you know what killed Elvis? This sandwich did. Subscribe to Face Jam Here! https://link.chtbl.com/facejam
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Thanks to Voodoo Ranger for sponsoring this video. To find Voodoo Ranger in your area, check out <a href="http://www.newbelgium.com/beer/finder/">www.newbelgium.com/beer/finder/</a>. Do you know what killed Elvis? This sandwich did. Subscribe to Face Jam Here! <a href="https://link.chtbl.com/facejam">https://link.chtbl.com/facejam</a></p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>Detroit Chicago Style Pizza in Pueblo Colorado</title>
      <link>http://roosterteeth.com/episode/face-jam-2021-face-jam-vodcast-3</link>
      <description>Thanks to Voodoo Ranger for sponsoring this video. To find Voodoo Ranger in your area, check out www.newbelgium.com/beer/finder/. Does Chicago make Detroit style pizza better than Detroit? Find out. Subscribe to Face Jam Here! https://link.chtbl.com/facejam
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 25 Nov 2021 18:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>Detroit Chicago Style Pizza in Pueblo Colorado</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Striking Distance LLC</itunes:author>
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      <itunes:subtitle>Does Chicago make Detroit style pizza better than Detroit?</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Thanks to Voodoo Ranger for sponsoring this video. To find Voodoo Ranger in your area, check out www.newbelgium.com/beer/finder/. Does Chicago make Detroit style pizza better than Detroit? Find out. Subscribe to Face Jam Here! https://link.chtbl.com/facejam
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Thanks to Voodoo Ranger for sponsoring this video. To find Voodoo Ranger in your area, check out <a href="http://www.newbelgium.com/beer/finder/">www.newbelgium.com/beer/finder/</a>. Does Chicago make Detroit style pizza better than Detroit? Find out. Subscribe to Face Jam Here! <a href="https://link.chtbl.com/facejam">https://link.chtbl.com/facejam</a></p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>Applebees Cheetos Boneless Wings &amp; Cheetos Cheese Bites</title>
      <link>http://roosterteeth.com/episode/face-jam-2021-54</link>
      <description>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Applebees Cheetos Boneless Wings &amp; Cheetos Cheese Bites so you know if it's worth eating.
They also talk about the food the whole entire time, knowing it was going to be a good trip, supply chain issues, and a special Snack Attack from Jordan himself.
Sponsored by Honey (http://joinhoney.com/facejam) and Upstart (http://upstart.com/facejam).
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 23 Nov 2021 08:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>Applebees Cheetos Boneless Wings &amp; Cheetos Cheese Bites</itunes:title>
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      <itunes:episode>54</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Striking Distance LLC</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Applebees Cheetos Boneless Wings &amp; Cheetos Cheese Bites so you know if it's worth eating.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Applebees Cheetos Boneless Wings &amp; Cheetos Cheese Bites so you know if it's worth eating.
They also talk about the food the whole entire time, knowing it was going to be a good trip, supply chain issues, and a special Snack Attack from Jordan himself.
Sponsored by Honey (http://joinhoney.com/facejam) and Upstart (http://upstart.com/facejam).
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Applebees Cheetos Boneless Wings &amp; Cheetos Cheese Bites so you know if it's worth eating.</p><p>They also talk about the food the whole entire time, knowing it was going to be a good trip, supply chain issues, and a special Snack Attack from Jordan himself.</p><p>Sponsored by Honey (<a href="http://joinhoney.com/facejam">http://joinhoney.com/facejam</a>) and Upstart (<a href="http://upstart.com/facejam">http://upstart.com/facejam</a>).</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>Face Jam VS 72 Oz of Steak</title>
      <link>http://roosterteeth.com/episode/face-jam-2021-vodcast-2</link>
      <description>Thanks to Voodoo Ranger for sponsoring this video. To find Voodoo Ranger in your area, check out www.newbelgium.com/beer/finder/. You know what's a lot of steak? 72 oz of steak is a lot of steak. Subscribe to Face Jam Here! https://link.chtbl.com/facejam
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 18 Nov 2021 18:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>Face Jam VS 72 Oz of Steak</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Striking Distance LLC</itunes:author>
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      <itunes:subtitle>You know what's a lot of steak? 72 oz of steak is a lot of steak.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Thanks to Voodoo Ranger for sponsoring this video. To find Voodoo Ranger in your area, check out www.newbelgium.com/beer/finder/. You know what's a lot of steak? 72 oz of steak is a lot of steak. Subscribe to Face Jam Here! https://link.chtbl.com/facejam
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Thanks to Voodoo Ranger for sponsoring this video. To find Voodoo Ranger in your area, check out <a href="http://www.newbelgium.com/beer/finder/">www.newbelgium.com/beer/finder/</a>. You know what's a lot of steak? 72 oz of steak is a lot of steak. Subscribe to Face Jam Here! <a href="https://link.chtbl.com/facejam">https://link.chtbl.com/facejam</a></p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>The Start of the Face Jam Road Trip</title>
      <link>http://roosterteeth.com/episode/face-jam-2021-vodcast-1</link>
      <description>Thanks to Voodoo Ranger for sponsoring this video. To find Voodoo Ranger in your area, check out www.newbelgium.com/beer/finder/. We're starting the road trip at local Austin taco joint, Torchy's Tacos, where we try the airstream salad.
Subscribe to Face Jam Here! https://link.chtbl.com/facejam
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 11 Nov 2021 18:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>The Start of the Face Jam Road Trip</itunes:title>
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      <itunes:author>Striking Distance LLC</itunes:author>
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      <itunes:subtitle>We're starting the road trip at local Austin taco joint, Torchy's Tacos, where we try the airstream salad.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Thanks to Voodoo Ranger for sponsoring this video. To find Voodoo Ranger in your area, check out www.newbelgium.com/beer/finder/. We're starting the road trip at local Austin taco joint, Torchy's Tacos, where we try the airstream salad.
Subscribe to Face Jam Here! https://link.chtbl.com/facejam
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Thanks to Voodoo Ranger for sponsoring this video. To find Voodoo Ranger in your area, check out <a href="http://www.newbelgium.com/beer/finder/">www.newbelgium.com/beer/finder/</a>. We're starting the road trip at local Austin taco joint, Torchy's Tacos, where we try the airstream salad.</p><p>Subscribe to Face Jam Here! <a href="https://link.chtbl.com/facejam">https://link.chtbl.com/facejam</a></p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>Church's Texas-Cut Bacon Chicken Sandwich</title>
      <link>http://roosterteeth.com/episode/face-jam-2021-53</link>
      <description>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Church's Texas-Cut Bacon Chicken Sandwich so you know if it's worth eating.
They also talk about Jessica Simpson's teeth so much and for so long, who is dressed like a cartoon character, and if they got bacon or the right thing or whatever.
Help Church’s Chicken Put Bacon, TX on the Map: https://www.change.org/p/state-of-texas-help-church-s-chicken-put-bacon-tx-on-the-map

Sponsored by Hello Fresh (http://hellofresh.com/facejam14 + code facejam14) and DoorDash (download DoorDash app + FACEJAM2021).
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 09 Nov 2021 08:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>Church's Texas-Cut Bacon Chicken Sandwich</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:episode>53</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Striking Distance LLC</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Church's Texas-Cut Bacon Chicken Sandwich so you know if it's worth eating.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Church's Texas-Cut Bacon Chicken Sandwich so you know if it's worth eating.
They also talk about Jessica Simpson's teeth so much and for so long, who is dressed like a cartoon character, and if they got bacon or the right thing or whatever.
Help Church’s Chicken Put Bacon, TX on the Map: https://www.change.org/p/state-of-texas-help-church-s-chicken-put-bacon-tx-on-the-map

Sponsored by Hello Fresh (http://hellofresh.com/facejam14 + code facejam14) and DoorDash (download DoorDash app + FACEJAM2021).
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Church's Texas-Cut Bacon Chicken Sandwich so you know if it's worth eating.</p><p>They also talk about Jessica Simpson's teeth so much and for so long, who is dressed like a cartoon character, and if they got bacon or the right thing or whatever.</p><p>Help Church’s Chicken Put Bacon, TX on the Map: <a href="https://www.change.org/p/state-of-texas-help-church-s-chicken-put-bacon-tx-on-the-map">https://www.change.org/p/state-of-texas-help-church-s-chicken-put-bacon-tx-on-the-map</a></p><p><br></p><p>Sponsored by Hello Fresh (<a href="http://hellofresh.com/facejam14">http://hellofresh.com/facejam14</a> + code facejam14) and DoorDash (download DoorDash app + FACEJAM2021).</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>3987</itunes:duration>
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      <title>Papa Johns Triple Bacon Pizza &amp; Bacon Jalapeno Popper Rolls</title>
      <link>http://roosterteeth.com/episode/face-jam-2021-52</link>
      <description>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Papa Johns Triple Bacon Pizza &amp; Bacon Jalapeno Popper Rolls so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about epic bacon for the win, the ins and outs of a road trip, moon cheese tastings, and territorial pizza.
Sponsored by Honey (http://joinhoney.com/facejam) and Upstart (http://upstart.com/facejam).
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 26 Oct 2021 07:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>Papa Johns Triple Bacon Pizza &amp; Bacon Jalapeno Popper Rolls</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:episode>52</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Striking Distance LLC</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Papa Johns Triple Bacon Pizza &amp; Bacon Jalapeno Popper Rolls so you know if it's worth eating.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Papa Johns Triple Bacon Pizza &amp; Bacon Jalapeno Popper Rolls so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about epic bacon for the win, the ins and outs of a road trip, moon cheese tastings, and territorial pizza.
Sponsored by Honey (http://joinhoney.com/facejam) and Upstart (http://upstart.com/facejam).
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Papa Johns Triple Bacon Pizza &amp; Bacon Jalapeno Popper Rolls so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about epic bacon for the win, the ins and outs of a road trip, moon cheese tastings, and territorial pizza.</p><p>Sponsored by Honey (<a href="http://joinhoney.com/facejam">http://joinhoney.com/facejam</a>) and Upstart (<a href="http://upstart.com/facejam">http://upstart.com/facejam</a>).</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>Whataburger Hatch Green Chile Bacon Burger &amp; Chocolate Mint Shake</title>
      <link>http://roosterteeth.com/episode/face-jam-2021-51</link>
      <description>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Whataburger Hatch Green Chile Bacon Burger &amp; Chocolate Mint Shake so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about being on the Voodoo Ranger/Face Jam Road Trip to Fort Collins, Colorado, the worst person at a bar, how the monkey is holding up on the road, and more.
Sponsored by DoorDash (download DoorDash app + FACEJAM2021) and HelloFresh (http://hellofresh.com/facejam14 and use code facejam14)
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 12 Oct 2021 07:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>Whataburger Hatch Green Chile Bacon Burger &amp; Chocolate Mint Shake</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:episode>51</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Striking Distance LLC</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Whataburger Hatch Green Chile Bacon Burger &amp; Chocolate Mint Shake so you know if it's worth eating.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Whataburger Hatch Green Chile Bacon Burger &amp; Chocolate Mint Shake so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about being on the Voodoo Ranger/Face Jam Road Trip to Fort Collins, Colorado, the worst person at a bar, how the monkey is holding up on the road, and more.
Sponsored by DoorDash (download DoorDash app + FACEJAM2021) and HelloFresh (http://hellofresh.com/facejam14 and use code facejam14)
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Whataburger Hatch Green Chile Bacon Burger &amp; Chocolate Mint Shake so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about being on the Voodoo Ranger/Face Jam Road Trip to Fort Collins, Colorado, the worst person at a bar, how the monkey is holding up on the road, and more.</p><p>Sponsored by DoorDash (download DoorDash app + FACEJAM2021) and HelloFresh (http://hellofresh.com/facejam14 and use code facejam14)</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>Voodoo Ranger Road Trip Meetup Saturday October 9, 1-4pm MT!</title>
      <link>http://roosterteeth.com/episode/face-jam-2021-10-4</link>
      <description>Face Jam is grabbing the van and hitting the road to make their way to the New Belgium Brewery in Ft Collins, Colorado. Join Our Heroes for some food and drinks as their road trip culminates at the home of Voodoo Ranger.
1-4pm MT for Meetup on Saturday, 10/9 at the below location: 
New Belgium Brewing
Home of Voodoo Ranger
500 Linden St, Fort Collins CO 80524
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 04 Oct 2021 07:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>Voodoo Ranger Road Trip Meetup Saturday October 9, 1-4pm MT!</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Striking Distance LLC</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Face Jam is grabbing the van and hitting the road to make their way to the New Belgium Brewery in Ft Collins, Colorado. Join Our Heroes for some food and drinks as their road trip culminates at the home of Voodoo Ranger.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Face Jam is grabbing the van and hitting the road to make their way to the New Belgium Brewery in Ft Collins, Colorado. Join Our Heroes for some food and drinks as their road trip culminates at the home of Voodoo Ranger.
1-4pm MT for Meetup on Saturday, 10/9 at the below location: 
New Belgium Brewing
Home of Voodoo Ranger
500 Linden St, Fort Collins CO 80524
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Face Jam is grabbing the van and hitting the road to make their way to the New Belgium Brewery in Ft Collins, Colorado. Join Our Heroes for some food and drinks as their road trip culminates at the home of Voodoo Ranger.</p><p>1-4pm MT for Meetup on Saturday, 10/9 at the below location: </p><p>New Belgium Brewing</p><p>Home of Voodoo Ranger</p><p>500 Linden St, Fort Collins CO 80524</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>IHOP's Halloween Menu</title>
      <link>http://roosterteeth.com/episode/face-jam-2021-50</link>
      <description>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review IHOP's Halloween Menu so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about what exactly qualifies as being on the Halloween menu, the cool waitress, a dead grackle, and Tony gives us some Treats for a special Tony's Treats Snack Attack.
Sponsored by DoorDash (download DoorDash app + FACEJAM2021) and HelloFresh (http://hellofresh.com/facejam14 and use code facejam14)
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 28 Sep 2021 07:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>IHOP's Halloween Menu</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:episode>50</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Striking Distance LLC</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review IHOP's Halloween Menu so you know if it's worth eating.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review IHOP's Halloween Menu so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about what exactly qualifies as being on the Halloween menu, the cool waitress, a dead grackle, and Tony gives us some Treats for a special Tony's Treats Snack Attack.
Sponsored by DoorDash (download DoorDash app + FACEJAM2021) and HelloFresh (http://hellofresh.com/facejam14 and use code facejam14)
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review IHOP's Halloween Menu so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about what exactly qualifies as being on the Halloween menu, the cool waitress, a dead grackle, and Tony gives us some Treats for a special Tony's Treats Snack Attack.</p><p>Sponsored by DoorDash (download DoorDash app + FACEJAM2021) and HelloFresh (http://hellofresh.com/facejam14 and use code facejam14)</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>Wendy's Big Bacon Cheddar Cheeseburger &amp; Chicken Sandwich</title>
      <link>http://roosterteeth.com/episode/face-jam-2021-49</link>
      <description>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Wendy's Big Bacon Cheddar Cheeseburger &amp; Chicken Sandwich so you know if it's worth eating.
They also talk about the taste test of Face Jam: Secret Menu, being betrayed by Wendy herself, and the finer points of Stanley Tucci.
WATCH Face Jam: Secret Menu here - http://roosterteeth.com/episode/face-jam-2021-secret-menu-1
Sponsored by Sponsored by DoorDash (download DoorDash app + FACEJAM2021) and HelloFresh (http://hellofresh.com/facejam14 and use code facejam14)
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 14 Sep 2021 07:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>Wendy's Big Bacon Cheddar Cheeseburger &amp; Chicken Sandwich</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:episode>49</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Striking Distance LLC</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Wendy's Big Bacon Cheddar Cheeseburger &amp; Chicken Sandwich so you know if it's worth eating.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Wendy's Big Bacon Cheddar Cheeseburger &amp; Chicken Sandwich so you know if it's worth eating.
They also talk about the taste test of Face Jam: Secret Menu, being betrayed by Wendy herself, and the finer points of Stanley Tucci.
WATCH Face Jam: Secret Menu here - http://roosterteeth.com/episode/face-jam-2021-secret-menu-1
Sponsored by Sponsored by DoorDash (download DoorDash app + FACEJAM2021) and HelloFresh (http://hellofresh.com/facejam14 and use code facejam14)
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Wendy's Big Bacon Cheddar Cheeseburger &amp; Chicken Sandwich so you know if it's worth eating.</p><p>They also talk about the taste test of Face Jam: Secret Menu, being betrayed by Wendy herself, and the finer points of Stanley Tucci.</p><p>WATCH Face Jam: Secret Menu here - <a href="http://roosterteeth.com/episode/face-jam-2021-secret-menu-1">http://roosterteeth.com/episode/face-jam-2021-secret-menu-1</a></p><p>Sponsored by Sponsored by DoorDash (download DoorDash app + FACEJAM2021) and HelloFresh (<a href="http://hellofresh.com/facejam14">http://hellofresh.com/facejam14</a> and use code facejam14)</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>Little Caesars Crazy Calzony</title>
      <link>http://roosterteeth.com/episode/face-jam-2021-48</link>
      <description>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Little Caesars Crazy Calzony so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about reheating while bathing, slapping a wall, the need for a spaghetti bucket return, and more.
Sponsored by DoorDash (download DoorDash app + FACEJAM2021) and Honey (http://joinhoney.com/facejam).
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 31 Aug 2021 07:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>Little Caesars Crazy Calzony</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:episode>48</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Striking Distance LLC</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Little Caesars Crazy Calzony so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about reheating while bathing, slapping a wall, the need for a spaghetti bucket return, and more.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Little Caesars Crazy Calzony so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about reheating while bathing, slapping a wall, the need for a spaghetti bucket return, and more.
Sponsored by DoorDash (download DoorDash app + FACEJAM2021) and Honey (http://joinhoney.com/facejam).
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Little Caesars Crazy Calzony so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about reheating while bathing, slapping a wall, the need for a spaghetti bucket return, and more.</p><p>Sponsored by DoorDash (download DoorDash app + FACEJAM2021) and Honey (<a href="http://joinhoney.com/facejam">http://joinhoney.com/facejam</a>).</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>Jack in the Box Spicy Tiny Tacos and Loaded Spicy Tiny Tacos</title>
      <link>http://roosterteeth.com/episode/face-jam-2021-8-17</link>
      <description>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Jack in the Box Spicy Tiny Tacos and Loaded Spicy Tiny Tacos so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about the Saweetie meal, Michael becoming Food Beast, and how different these little tacos really are from the other little tacos.
Sponsored by DoorDash (download DoorDash app + FACEJAM2021), Honey (http://joinhoney.com/facejam) and Voodoo Ranger (Visit @voodooranger on Instagram and Twitter).
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 17 Aug 2021 07:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>Jack in the Box Spicy Tiny Tacos and Loaded Spicy Tiny Tacos</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:episode>47</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Striking Distance LLC</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Jack in the Box Spicy Tiny Tacos and Loaded Spicy Tiny Tacos so you know if it's worth eating.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Jack in the Box Spicy Tiny Tacos and Loaded Spicy Tiny Tacos so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about the Saweetie meal, Michael becoming Food Beast, and how different these little tacos really are from the other little tacos.
Sponsored by DoorDash (download DoorDash app + FACEJAM2021), Honey (http://joinhoney.com/facejam) and Voodoo Ranger (Visit @voodooranger on Instagram and Twitter).
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Jack in the Box Spicy Tiny Tacos and Loaded Spicy Tiny Tacos so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about the Saweetie meal, Michael becoming Food Beast, and how different these little tacos really are from the other little tacos.</p><p>Sponsored by DoorDash (download DoorDash app + FACEJAM2021), Honey (<a href="http://joinhoney.com/facejam">http://joinhoney.com/facejam</a>) and Voodoo Ranger (Visit @voodooranger on Instagram and Twitter).</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>Red Robin Scorpion Gourmet Burger &amp; Scorpion Wings</title>
      <link>https://roosterteeth.com/episode/face-jam-2021-8-3</link>
      <description>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Red Robin Scorpion Gourmet Burger &amp; Scorpion Wings so you know if it's worth eating in their first ever live episode.
They also talk about the monkey making noises at red lights, calling a hot line for grilling questions, and cars almost hitting our heroes.
Sponsored by Hello Fresh (http://hellofresh.com/facejam14 + code facejam14) and Upstart (http://upstart.com/facejam).
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 03 Aug 2021 07:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>Red Robin Scorpion Gourmet Burger &amp; Scorpion Wings</itunes:title>
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      <itunes:episode>46</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Striking Distance LLC</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Red Robin Scorpion Gourmet Burger &amp; Scorpion Wings so you know if it's worth eating in their first ever live episode.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Red Robin Scorpion Gourmet Burger &amp; Scorpion Wings so you know if it's worth eating in their first ever live episode.
They also talk about the monkey making noises at red lights, calling a hot line for grilling questions, and cars almost hitting our heroes.
Sponsored by Hello Fresh (http://hellofresh.com/facejam14 + code facejam14) and Upstart (http://upstart.com/facejam).
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Red Robin Scorpion Gourmet Burger &amp; Scorpion Wings so you know if it's worth eating in their first ever live episode.</p><p>They also talk about the monkey making noises at red lights, calling a hot line for grilling questions, and cars almost hitting our heroes.</p><p>Sponsored by Hello Fresh (<a href="http://hellofresh.com/facejam14">http://hellofresh.com/facejam14</a> + code facejam14) and Upstart (<a href="http://upstart.com/facejam">http://upstart.com/facejam</a>).</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>Burger King Ch'King Deluxe &amp; Spicy Ch'King Deluxe</title>
      <link>http://roosterteeth.com/episode/face-jam-2021-7-20</link>
      <description>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Burger King Ch'King Deluxe &amp; Spicy Ch'King Deluxe so you know if it's worth eating in their first ever live episode. They also talk about going 90 minutes, how bad burger king is, and a surprise Voodoo Ranger annoucement.
Sponsored by DoorDash (download DoorDash app + FACEJAM2021) and Honey (http://joinhoney.com/facejam)
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 20 Jul 2021 07:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>Burger King Ch'King Deluxe &amp; Spicy Ch'King Deluxe</itunes:title>
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      <itunes:episode>45</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Striking Distance LLC</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Burger King Ch'King Deluxe &amp; Spicy Ch'King Deluxe so you know if it's worth eating in their first ever live episode.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Burger King Ch'King Deluxe &amp; Spicy Ch'King Deluxe so you know if it's worth eating in their first ever live episode. They also talk about going 90 minutes, how bad burger king is, and a surprise Voodoo Ranger annoucement.
Sponsored by DoorDash (download DoorDash app + FACEJAM2021) and Honey (http://joinhoney.com/facejam)
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Burger King Ch'King Deluxe &amp; Spicy Ch'King Deluxe so you know if it's worth eating in their first ever live episode. They also talk about going 90 minutes, how bad burger king is, and a surprise Voodoo Ranger annoucement.</p><p>Sponsored by DoorDash (download DoorDash app + FACEJAM2021) and Honey (http://joinhoney.com/facejam)</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>Wendy's Bourbon Bacon Cheeseburger</title>
      <link>http://roosterteeth.com/episode/face-jam-2021-7-6</link>
      <description>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Wendy's Bourbon Bacon Cheeseburger so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about being in the studio together again (within striking distance), salt taking over Michael, and banana ketchup.
Sponsored by DoorDash (download DoorDash app + FACEJAM2021) and HelloFresh (http://hellofresh.com/facejam14 and use code facejam14)
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 06 Jul 2021 07:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>Wendy's Bourbon Bacon Cheeseburger</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:episode>44</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Striking Distance LLC</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Wendy's Bourbon Bacon Cheeseburger so you know if it's worth eating.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Wendy's Bourbon Bacon Cheeseburger so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about being in the studio together again (within striking distance), salt taking over Michael, and banana ketchup.
Sponsored by DoorDash (download DoorDash app + FACEJAM2021) and HelloFresh (http://hellofresh.com/facejam14 and use code facejam14)
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Wendy's Bourbon Bacon Cheeseburger so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about being in the studio together again (within striking distance), salt taking over Michael, and banana ketchup.</p><p>Sponsored by DoorDash (download DoorDash app + FACEJAM2021) and HelloFresh (http://hellofresh.com/facejam14 and use code facejam14)</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>3810</itunes:duration>
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      <title>Torchy's Texas Hottie</title>
      <link>http://roosterteeth.com/episode/face-jam-2021-6-22</link>
      <description>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Torchy's Texas Hottie so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about eating in person and the King of Bugs probably. Sponsored by Honey (http://joinhoney.com/facejam) and Upstart (http://upstart.com/facejam)
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 22 Jun 2021 07:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>Torchy's Texas Hottie</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:episode>43</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Striking Distance LLC</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Torchy's Texas Hottie so you know if it's worth eating.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Torchy's Texas Hottie so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about eating in person and the King of Bugs probably. Sponsored by Honey (http://joinhoney.com/facejam) and Upstart (http://upstart.com/facejam)
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Torchy's Texas Hottie so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about eating in person and the King of Bugs probably. Sponsored by Honey (http://joinhoney.com/facejam) and Upstart (http://upstart.com/facejam)</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>4378</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Little Caesars Cheeser Cheeser Pizza</title>
      <link>http://roosterteeth.com/episode/face-jam-2021-6-8</link>
      <description>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Little Caesars Cheeser Cheeser Pizza so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about Danny Ocean vs The Devil, the top US pizza chains, the passing of Big Mike, and more.
Sponsored by DoorDash (download DoorDash app + FACEJAM2021) and HelloFresh (http://hellofresh.com/facejam12 and use code facejam12)
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 08 Jun 2021 07:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>Little Caesars Cheeser Cheeser Pizza</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:episode>42</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Striking Distance LLC</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Little Caesars Cheeser Cheeser Pizza so you know if it's worth eating.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Little Caesars Cheeser Cheeser Pizza so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about Danny Ocean vs The Devil, the top US pizza chains, the passing of Big Mike, and more.
Sponsored by DoorDash (download DoorDash app + FACEJAM2021) and HelloFresh (http://hellofresh.com/facejam12 and use code facejam12)
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Little Caesars Cheeser Cheeser Pizza so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about Danny Ocean vs The Devil, the top US pizza chains, the passing of Big Mike, and more.</p><p>Sponsored by DoorDash (download DoorDash app + FACEJAM2021) and HelloFresh (http://hellofresh.com/facejam12 and use code facejam12)</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>3847</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Chipotle 21 Pilots Burrito</title>
      <link>http://roosterteeth.com/episode/face-jam-2021-5-25</link>
      <description>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Chipotle 21 Pilots Burrito so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about Mr Blurryface and he cares what you think.
Sponsored by: DoorDash (download DoorDash app + FACEJAM2021), Honey (http://joinhoney.com/facejam), and HBOmax (http://hbom.ax/facejam)
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 25 May 2021 07:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>Chipotle 21 Pilots Burrito</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:episode>41</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Striking Distance LLC</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Chipotle 21 Pilots Burrito so you know if it's worth eating.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Chipotle 21 Pilots Burrito so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about Mr Blurryface and he cares what you think.
Sponsored by: DoorDash (download DoorDash app + FACEJAM2021), Honey (http://joinhoney.com/facejam), and HBOmax (http://hbom.ax/facejam)
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Chipotle 21 Pilots Burrito so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about Mr Blurryface and he cares what you think.</p><p>Sponsored by: DoorDash (download DoorDash app + FACEJAM2021), Honey (http://joinhoney.com/facejam), and HBOmax (http://hbom.ax/facejam)</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>4182</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Sonic Twisted Texan Burger &amp; Footlong Quarter Pound Coney</title>
      <link>http://roosterteeth.com/episode/face-jam-2021-5-11</link>
      <description>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Sonic Twisted Texan Burger &amp; Footlong Quarter Pound Coney so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about the last episode going viral, Dale Earnhardt, Nick's windshield wipers, and more.
Sponsored by HelloFresh (http://hellofresh.com/facejam12 and use code facejam12) and Honey (http://joinhoney.com/facejam)
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 11 May 2021 07:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>Sonic Twisted Texan Burger &amp; Footlong Quarter Pound Coney</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:episode>40</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Striking Distance LLC</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Sonic Twisted Texan Burger &amp; Footlong Quarter Pound Coney so you know if it's worth eating.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Sonic Twisted Texan Burger &amp; Footlong Quarter Pound Coney so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about the last episode going viral, Dale Earnhardt, Nick's windshield wipers, and more.
Sponsored by HelloFresh (http://hellofresh.com/facejam12 and use code facejam12) and Honey (http://joinhoney.com/facejam)
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Sonic Twisted Texan Burger &amp; Footlong Quarter Pound Coney so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about the last episode going viral, Dale Earnhardt, Nick's windshield wipers, and more.</p><p>Sponsored by HelloFresh (http://hellofresh.com/facejam12 and use code facejam12) and Honey (http://joinhoney.com/facejam)</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>3890</itunes:duration>
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      <title>Jack in the Box Popcorn Chicken</title>
      <link>https://roosterteeth.com/episode/face-jam-2021-4-27</link>
      <description>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Jack in the Box Popcorn Chicken so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about the most weirdly recorded episode they've ever done, not getting any fries, if they're a cooking show, and more.
Sponsored by DoorDash (download DoorDash app + FACEJAM2021) and Honey (http://joinhoney.com/facejam)
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 27 Apr 2021 07:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>Jack in the Box Popcorn Chicken</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:episode>39</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Striking Distance LLC</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Jack in the Box Popcorn Chicken so you know if it's worth eating.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Jack in the Box Popcorn Chicken so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about the most weirdly recorded episode they've ever done, not getting any fries, if they're a cooking show, and more.
Sponsored by DoorDash (download DoorDash app + FACEJAM2021) and Honey (http://joinhoney.com/facejam)
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Jack in the Box Popcorn Chicken so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about the most weirdly recorded episode they've ever done, not getting any fries, if they're a cooking show, and more.</p><p>Sponsored by DoorDash (download DoorDash app + FACEJAM2021) and Honey (http://joinhoney.com/facejam)</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>4154</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>TGI Fridays Under the Big Top Menu</title>
      <link>http://roosterteeth.com/episode/face-jam-2021-4-13</link>
      <description>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review TGI Fridays Under the Big Top Menu so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about Selena + Chef, being very sticky, what a churro is, and more.
Sponsored by DoorDash (download DoorDash app + FACEJAM2021), HelloFresh (http://hellofresh.com/facejam12 and use code facejam12), and Voodoo Ranger (Visit @voodooranger on Instagram and Twitter).
Check out Face Jam Reviews Space Food at https://roosterteeth.com/watch/face-jam-2021-18-anniversary-stream.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 13 Apr 2021 07:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>TGI Fridays Under the Big Top Menu</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Striking Distance LLC</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review TGI Fridays Under the Big Top Menu so you know if it's worth eating.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review TGI Fridays Under the Big Top Menu so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about Selena + Chef, being very sticky, what a churro is, and more.
Sponsored by DoorDash (download DoorDash app + FACEJAM2021), HelloFresh (http://hellofresh.com/facejam12 and use code facejam12), and Voodoo Ranger (Visit @voodooranger on Instagram and Twitter).
Check out Face Jam Reviews Space Food at https://roosterteeth.com/watch/face-jam-2021-18-anniversary-stream.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review TGI Fridays Under the Big Top Menu so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about Selena + Chef, being very sticky, what a churro is, and more.</p><p>Sponsored by DoorDash (download DoorDash app + FACEJAM2021), HelloFresh (http://hellofresh.com/facejam12 and use code facejam12), and Voodoo Ranger (Visit @voodooranger on Instagram and Twitter).</p><p>Check out Face Jam Reviews Space Food at https://roosterteeth.com/watch/face-jam-2021-18-anniversary-stream.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
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      <title>Taco Bell Quesalupa</title>
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      <description>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Taco Bell Quesalupa so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about this being their first return restaurant, the Mir space station, pulling apart your food, and moreSponsored by Honey (http://joinhoney.com/facejam) and Upstart (http://upstart.com/facejam)
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      <pubDate>Tue, 30 Mar 2021 07:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>Taco Bell Quesalupa</itunes:title>
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      <itunes:episode>37</itunes:episode>
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      <itunes:subtitle>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Taco Bell Quesalupa so you know if it's worth eating.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Taco Bell Quesalupa so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about this being their first return restaurant, the Mir space station, pulling apart your food, and moreSponsored by Honey (http://joinhoney.com/facejam) and Upstart (http://upstart.com/facejam)
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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      <title>Denny's Big Dipper Melt</title>
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      <description>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Denny's Big Dipper Melt so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about putting a rabbit in basketball shorts, being able to find a video of a tip at Denny's, dipping water, and more.
Sponsored by DoorDash (download DoorDash app + FACEJAM2021) and HelloFresh ( http://hellofresh.com/facejam12 and use code facejam12)
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      <pubDate>Tue, 16 Mar 2021 07:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>Denny's Big Dipper Melt</itunes:title>
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      <itunes:episode>36</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Striking Distance LLC</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Denny's Big Dipper Melt so you know if it's worth eating.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Denny's Big Dipper Melt so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about putting a rabbit in basketball shorts, being able to find a video of a tip at Denny's, dipping water, and more.
Sponsored by DoorDash (download DoorDash app + FACEJAM2021) and HelloFresh ( http://hellofresh.com/facejam12 and use code facejam12)
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Denny's Big Dipper Melt so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about putting a rabbit in basketball shorts, being able to find a video of a tip at Denny's, dipping water, and more.</p><p>Sponsored by DoorDash (download DoorDash app + FACEJAM2021) and HelloFresh ( http://hellofresh.com/facejam12 and use code facejam12)</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>Wingstop Hot Lemon, Bayou BBQ, &amp; Lemon Garlic Wings</title>
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      <description>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Wingstop Hot Lemon, Bayou BBQ, &amp; Lemon Garlic Wings so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about food all over Eric's car, never going to Wingstop before.... maybe, and a favorite blue cheese. Michael's microphone is messed up but we didn't know that when we recorded this. Sorry.
Sponsored by DoorDash (DoorDash app, enter code FACEJAM) and Hawthorne (http://hawthorne.co and use code face jam)
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 02 Mar 2021 08:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>Wingstop Hot Lemon, Bayou BBQ, &amp; Lemon Garlic Wings</itunes:title>
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      <itunes:episode>35</itunes:episode>
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      <itunes:subtitle>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Wingstop Hot Lemon, Bayou BBQ, &amp; Lemon Garlic Wings so you know if it's worth eating. Michael's microphone is messed up but we didn't know that when we recorded this. Sorry.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Wingstop Hot Lemon, Bayou BBQ, &amp; Lemon Garlic Wings so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about food all over Eric's car, never going to Wingstop before.... maybe, and a favorite blue cheese. Michael's microphone is messed up but we didn't know that when we recorded this. Sorry.
Sponsored by DoorDash (DoorDash app, enter code FACEJAM) and Hawthorne (http://hawthorne.co and use code face jam)
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Wingstop Hot Lemon, Bayou BBQ, &amp; Lemon Garlic Wings so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about food all over Eric's car, never going to Wingstop before.... maybe, and a favorite blue cheese. Michael's microphone is messed up but we didn't know that when we recorded this. Sorry.</p><p>Sponsored by DoorDash (DoorDash app, enter code FACEJAM) and Hawthorne (http://hawthorne.co and use code face jam)</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>Red Lobster Wagyu Bacon Cheeseburger</title>
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Sponsored by Hello Fresh (http://HelloFresh.com/facejam10 and use code facejam10) and Honey (http://joinhoney.com/facejam)
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 16 Feb 2021 08:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>Red Lobster Wagyu Bacon Cheeseburger</itunes:title>
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      <itunes:subtitle>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Red Lobster Wagyu Bacon Cheeseburger so you know if it's worth eating.</itunes:subtitle>
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Sponsored by Hello Fresh (http://HelloFresh.com/facejam10 and use code facejam10) and Honey (http://joinhoney.com/facejam)
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Red Lobster Wagyu Bacon Cheeseburger so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about Donkey Muscles, Nick's return to editing, Moon Cheese, and more.</p><p>Sponsored by Hello Fresh (http://HelloFresh.com/facejam10 and use code facejam10) and Honey (http://joinhoney.com/facejam)</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>Shake Shack Korean-Style Fried Chicken Sandwich &amp; Gochujang Fries</title>
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      <description>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Shake Shack Korean-Style Fried Chicken Sandwich &amp; Gochujang Fries so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about the Fazoli's Experience, being the heroes of Wendy's, continual meat sticks, and more.
Sponsored by DoorDash (DoorDash app, enter code FACEJAM) and Hawthorne (http://hawthorne.co and use code face jam)
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 02 Feb 2021 08:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>Shake Shack Korean-Style Fried Chicken Sandwich &amp; Gochujang Fries</itunes:title>
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      <itunes:author>Striking Distance LLC</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Shake Shack Korean-Style Fried Chicken Sandwich &amp; Gochujang Fries so you know if it's worth eating.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Shake Shack Korean-Style Fried Chicken Sandwich &amp; Gochujang Fries so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about the Fazoli's Experience, being the heroes of Wendy's, continual meat sticks, and more.
Sponsored by DoorDash (DoorDash app, enter code FACEJAM) and Hawthorne (http://hawthorne.co and use code face jam)
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Shake Shack Korean-Style Fried Chicken Sandwich &amp; Gochujang Fries so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about the Fazoli's Experience, being the heroes of Wendy's, continual meat sticks, and more.</p><p>Sponsored by DoorDash (DoorDash app, enter code FACEJAM) and Hawthorne (http://hawthorne.co and use code face jam)</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>Dairy Queen Rotisserie-Style Chicken Bites &amp; Brownie Dough Blizzard</title>
      <link>http://achievementhunter.roosterteeth.com/episode/face-jam-2021-1-19</link>
      <description>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Dairy Queen Rotisserie-style Chicken Bites &amp; Brownie Dough Blizzard so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about ice cream after it snows, stopping the steal, what is house-made ranch, and more. Sponsored by ExpressVPN (http://expressvpn.com/facejam) and HelloFresh (http://hellofresh.com/facejam10 and use code facejam10)
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 19 Jan 2021 08:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>Dairy Queen Rotisserie-Style Chicken Bites &amp; Brownie Dough Blizzard</itunes:title>
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      <itunes:subtitle>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Dairy Queen Rotisserie-style Chicken Bites &amp; Brownie Dough Blizzard so you know if it's worth eating.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Dairy Queen Rotisserie-style Chicken Bites &amp; Brownie Dough Blizzard so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about ice cream after it snows, stopping the steal, what is house-made ranch, and more. Sponsored by ExpressVPN (http://expressvpn.com/facejam) and HelloFresh (http://hellofresh.com/facejam10 and use code facejam10)
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Dairy Queen Rotisserie-style Chicken Bites &amp; Brownie Dough Blizzard so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about ice cream after it snows, stopping the steal, what is house-made ranch, and more. Sponsored by ExpressVPN (http://expressvpn.com/facejam) and HelloFresh (http://hellofresh.com/facejam10 and use code facejam10)</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>Outback Steakhouse Peppercorn Short Rib</title>
      <link>https://roosterteeth.com/episode/face-jam-2021-1-5</link>
      <description>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Outback Steakhouse Peppercorn Short Rib so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about not knowing if they've been to Outback before but probably, A Serbian Film, and dedicated Bloomologists.
 
Sponsored by HelloFresh (http://hellofresh.com/facejam10 and use code facejam10) DoorDash (DoorDash app, enter code FACEJAM) and Hawthorne (http://hawthorne.co and use code face jam)
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 05 Jan 2021 08:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>Outback Steakhouse Peppercorn Short Rib</itunes:title>
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      <itunes:episode>31</itunes:episode>
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      <itunes:subtitle>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Outback Steakhouse Peppercorn Short Rib so you know if it's worth eating.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Outback Steakhouse Peppercorn Short Rib so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about not knowing if they've been to Outback before but probably, A Serbian Film, and dedicated Bloomologists.
 
Sponsored by HelloFresh (http://hellofresh.com/facejam10 and use code facejam10) DoorDash (DoorDash app, enter code FACEJAM) and Hawthorne (http://hawthorne.co and use code face jam)
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Outback Steakhouse Peppercorn Short Rib so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about not knowing if they've been to Outback before but probably, A Serbian Film, and dedicated Bloomologists.</p><p> </p><p>Sponsored by HelloFresh (http://hellofresh.com/facejam10 and use code facejam10) DoorDash (DoorDash app, enter code FACEJAM) and Hawthorne (http://hawthorne.co and use code face jam)</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>Taco Cabana Chicken Tinga &amp; Cheese Poblano Torpedos</title>
      <link>https://roosterteeth.com/episode/face-jam-2020-12-22</link>
      <description>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Taco Cabana Chicken Tinga &amp; Cheese Poblano Torpedos so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about torpedos are, coincidencias, little corns, and more.

Sponsored by HelloFresh (http://hellofresh.com/facejam80 and use code facejam80) and ExpressVPN (http://expressvpn.com/facejam).
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 22 Dec 2020 08:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>Taco Cabana Chicken Tinga &amp; Cheese Poblano Torpedos</itunes:title>
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      <itunes:episode>30</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Striking Distance LLC</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Taco Cabana Chicken Tinga &amp; Cheese Poblano Torpedos so you know if it's worth eating.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Taco Cabana Chicken Tinga &amp; Cheese Poblano Torpedos so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about torpedos are, coincidencias, little corns, and more.

Sponsored by HelloFresh (http://hellofresh.com/facejam80 and use code facejam80) and ExpressVPN (http://expressvpn.com/facejam).
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Taco Cabana Chicken Tinga &amp; Cheese Poblano Torpedos so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about torpedos are, coincidencias, little corns, and more.</p><p><br></p><p>Sponsored by HelloFresh (http://hellofresh.com/facejam80 and use code facejam80) and ExpressVPN (http://expressvpn.com/facejam).</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>The Best Hamburger Sandwiches Beer Could Ask For - Face Jam Vodcast #4</title>
      <link>http://achievementhunter.roosterteeth.com/episode/face-jam-2020-12-15-vodcast</link>
      <description>Find Voodoo Ranger IPAs at New Belgium’s Beer Finder: https://www.newbelgium.com/beer/finder. | We learn which hamburger sandwiches pair best with Voodoo Ranger with a little help from burger and beer expert Jeremy Dooley. | Find Voodoo Ranger IPAs at New Belgium’s Beer Finder: https://www.newbelgium.com/beer/finder.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 15 Dec 2020 08:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>The Best Hamburger Sandwiches Beer Could Ask For</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>bonus</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Striking Distance LLC</itunes:author>
      <itunes:image href="https://megaphone.imgix.net/podcasts/203704b2-3e67-11eb-88c7-bf22e677f788/image/uploads_2F1607992727378-k62kg37vtk-2d184732f1c78111ab6b1aad6803b454_2FSquareThumb121520FacejamVOD4.jpg?ixlib=rails-4.3.1&amp;max-w=3000&amp;max-h=3000&amp;fit=crop&amp;auto=format,compress"/>
      <itunes:subtitle>We learn which hamburger sandwiches pair best with Voodoo Ranger with a little help from burger and beer expert Jeremy Dooley.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Find Voodoo Ranger IPAs at New Belgium’s Beer Finder: https://www.newbelgium.com/beer/finder. | We learn which hamburger sandwiches pair best with Voodoo Ranger with a little help from burger and beer expert Jeremy Dooley. | Find Voodoo Ranger IPAs at New Belgium’s Beer Finder: https://www.newbelgium.com/beer/finder.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Find Voodoo Ranger IPAs at New Belgium’s Beer Finder: <a href="https://www.newbelgium.com/beer/finder.">https://www.newbelgium.com/beer/finder.</a> | We learn which hamburger sandwiches pair best with Voodoo Ranger with a little help from burger and beer expert Jeremy Dooley. | Find Voodoo Ranger IPAs at New Belgium’s Beer Finder: <a href="https://www.newbelgium.com/beer/finder.">https://www.newbelgium.com/beer/finder.</a></p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <description>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Boston Market Tuscan Chicken &amp; Chicken Marsala so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about if the hang over of Snack Friday, sides selections, coming up with new stream ideas, and more.

Sponsored by DoorDash (DoorDash app, enter code FACEJAM) and Hawthorne (http://hawthorne.com and use code face jam)
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 08 Dec 2020 08:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>Boston Market Tuscan Chicken &amp; Chicken Marsala</itunes:title>
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      <itunes:subtitle>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Boston Market Tuscan Chicken &amp; Chicken Marsala so you know if it's worth eating.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Boston Market Tuscan Chicken &amp; Chicken Marsala so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about if the hang over of Snack Friday, sides selections, coming up with new stream ideas, and more.

Sponsored by DoorDash (DoorDash app, enter code FACEJAM) and Hawthorne (http://hawthorne.com and use code face jam)
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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      <title>Chicken, Beer, and Pasta Pete - Face Jam Vodcast #3</title>
      <link>http://achievementhunter.roosterteeth.com/episode/face-jam-2020-vodcast-3</link>
      <description>Thanks to Voodoo Ranger for sponsoring this episode.
We find which chicken strips (not chicken sandwiches) pair best with Voodoo Ranger. Pasta Pete weighs in with his undecipherable thoughts.
Find Voodoo Ranger IPAs at New Belgium’s Beer Finder: https://www.newbelgium.com/beer/finder.
Subscribe to Face Jam at https://link.chtbl.com/facejam.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 01 Dec 2020 08:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>Chicken, Beer, and Pasta Pete</itunes:title>
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      <itunes:subtitle>We find which chicken strips (not chicken sandwiches) pair best with Voodoo Ranger. Pasta Pete weighs in with his undecipherable thoughts.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Thanks to Voodoo Ranger for sponsoring this episode.
We find which chicken strips (not chicken sandwiches) pair best with Voodoo Ranger. Pasta Pete weighs in with his undecipherable thoughts.
Find Voodoo Ranger IPAs at New Belgium’s Beer Finder: https://www.newbelgium.com/beer/finder.
Subscribe to Face Jam at https://link.chtbl.com/facejam.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Thanks to Voodoo Ranger for sponsoring this episode.</p><p>We find which chicken strips (not chicken sandwiches) pair best with Voodoo Ranger. Pasta Pete weighs in with his undecipherable thoughts.</p><p>Find Voodoo Ranger IPAs at New Belgium’s Beer Finder: https://www.newbelgium.com/beer/finder.</p><p>Subscribe to Face Jam at <a href="https://link.chtbl.com/facejam.">https://link.chtbl.com/facejam.</a></p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>Golden Chick Cholula Chicken Sandwich &amp; Tenders</title>
      <link>https://roosterteeth.com/episode/face-jam-2020-11-24</link>
      <description>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Golden Chick Cholula Chicken Sandwich &amp; Cholula Chicken Tenders so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about Josh from Fort Worth, holding a seance, what's going to happen on Snack Friday and more.
Sponsored by HelloFresh (http://hellofresh.com/facejam90 and use code facejam90).
Get the Face Jam Van shirt here: http://bit.ly/FJvanBlack OR http://bit.ly/FJvanGold
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 24 Nov 2020 08:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>Golden Chick Cholula Chicken Sandwich &amp; Tenders</itunes:title>
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      <itunes:author>Striking Distance LLC</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Golden Chick Cholula Chicken Sandwich &amp; Cholula Chicken Tenders so you know if it's worth eating.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Golden Chick Cholula Chicken Sandwich &amp; Cholula Chicken Tenders so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about Josh from Fort Worth, holding a seance, what's going to happen on Snack Friday and more.
Sponsored by HelloFresh (http://hellofresh.com/facejam90 and use code facejam90).
Get the Face Jam Van shirt here: http://bit.ly/FJvanBlack OR http://bit.ly/FJvanGold
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Golden Chick Cholula Chicken Sandwich &amp; Cholula Chicken Tenders so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about Josh from Fort Worth, holding a seance, what's going to happen on Snack Friday and more.</p><p>Sponsored by HelloFresh (http://hellofresh.com/facejam90 and use code facejam90).</p><p>Get the Face Jam Van shirt here: http://bit.ly/FJvanBlack OR http://bit.ly/FJvanGold</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>Pizza and Beer is Perfection - Face Jam Vodcast #2</title>
      <link>http://roosterteeth.com/episode/face-jam-2020-11-17-vodcast</link>
      <description>Thanks to Voodoo Ranger for sponsoring this episode. Things are falling into place, as the boys have to find the perfect pizza to pair with their Voodoo Ranger.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 17 Nov 2020 08:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>Pizza and Beer is Perfection</itunes:title>
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      <itunes:subtitle>Things are falling into place, as the boys have to find the perfect pizza to pair with their Voodoo Ranger.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Thanks to Voodoo Ranger for sponsoring this episode. Things are falling into place, as the boys have to find the perfect pizza to pair with their Voodoo Ranger.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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      <title>Buffalo Wild Wings Pizza Wings</title>
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      <description>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Buffalo Wild Wings Pizza Wings so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about the ghost demographic, what BWW is for, not remembering what they ate, and more.
Sponsored by DoorDash (download the app, use code FACEJAM) and ExpressVPN (https://www.expressvpn.com/facejam).
Get the Face Jam Van shirt here: http://bit.ly/FJvanBlack OR http://bit.ly/FJvanGold.
Follow Face Jam on Twitter @FaceJamPod
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 10 Nov 2020 08:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>Buffalo Wild Wings Pizza Wings</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Striking Distance LLC</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Buffalo Wild Wings Pizza Wings so you know if it's worth eating.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Buffalo Wild Wings Pizza Wings so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about the ghost demographic, what BWW is for, not remembering what they ate, and more.
Sponsored by DoorDash (download the app, use code FACEJAM) and ExpressVPN (https://www.expressvpn.com/facejam).
Get the Face Jam Van shirt here: http://bit.ly/FJvanBlack OR http://bit.ly/FJvanGold.
Follow Face Jam on Twitter @FaceJamPod
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Buffalo Wild Wings Pizza Wings so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about the ghost demographic, what BWW is for, not remembering what they ate, and more.</p><p>Sponsored by DoorDash (download the app, use code FACEJAM) and ExpressVPN (https://www.expressvpn.com/facejam).</p><p>Get the Face Jam Van shirt here: http://bit.ly/FJvanBlack OR http://bit.ly/FJvanGold.</p><p>Follow Face Jam on <a href="https://twitter.com/FaceJamPod">Twitter</a> @FaceJamPod</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>We Eat Tacos and Drink Beer - Face Jam Vodcast #1</title>
      <link>http://roosterteeth.com/episode/face-jam-2020-vodcast-11-3</link>
      <description>Thanks to Voodoo Ranger for sponsoring this episode.
Michael's ex-girlfriend stops by to talk to the boys about the perfect pairing of tacos and Voodoo Ranger beer.
Find Voodoo Ranger IPAs at New Belgium’s Beer Finder: https://www.newbelgium.com/beer/finder.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 03 Nov 2020 08:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>We Eat Tacos and Drink Beer - Vodcast #1</itunes:title>
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      <itunes:author>Striking Distance LLC</itunes:author>
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      <itunes:subtitle>Thanks to Voodoo Ranger for sponsoring this episode.  Michael's ex-girlfriend stops by to talk to the boys about the perfect pairing of tacos and Voodoo Ranger beer.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Thanks to Voodoo Ranger for sponsoring this episode.
Michael's ex-girlfriend stops by to talk to the boys about the perfect pairing of tacos and Voodoo Ranger beer.
Find Voodoo Ranger IPAs at New Belgium’s Beer Finder: https://www.newbelgium.com/beer/finder.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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      <title>Dog Haus Oktoberwurst</title>
      <link>http://roosterteeth.com/episode/face-jam-2020-10-27</link>
      <description>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Dog Haus Oktoberwurst so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about GETTING THE VAN!
Sponsored by HelloFresh ( http://hellofresh.com/facejam80 and use code facejam80) and Hawthorne (http://hawthorne.co/, code facejam).
Get the Face Jam Van shirt here: http://bit.ly/FJvanBlack OR http://bit.ly/FJvanGold.
Check out the Face Jam Van video at http://bit.ly/FJ_Van.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 27 Oct 2020 07:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>Dog Haus Oktoberwurst</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Striking Distance LLC</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Dog Haus Oktoberwurst so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about GETTING THE VAN!</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Dog Haus Oktoberwurst so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about GETTING THE VAN!
Sponsored by HelloFresh ( http://hellofresh.com/facejam80 and use code facejam80) and Hawthorne (http://hawthorne.co/, code facejam).
Get the Face Jam Van shirt here: http://bit.ly/FJvanBlack OR http://bit.ly/FJvanGold.
Check out the Face Jam Van video at http://bit.ly/FJ_Van.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Dog Haus Oktoberwurst so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about GETTING THE VAN!</p><p>Sponsored by HelloFresh ( http://hellofresh.com/facejam80 and use code facejam80) and Hawthorne (http://hawthorne.co/, code facejam).</p><p>Get the Face Jam Van shirt here: http://bit.ly/FJvanBlack OR http://bit.ly/FJvanGold.</p><p>Check out the Face Jam Van video at http://bit.ly/FJ_Van.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>Fazoli's Parmesan-Crusted Alfredo with Meatballs</title>
      <link>http://achievementhunter.roosterteeth.com/episode/face-jam-2020-10-13</link>
      <description>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Fazoli's Parmesan-Crusted Alfredo with Meatballs so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about never knowing Fazoli's existed, Experienced Eaters Club, an offering, and more.
Sponsored by DoorDash. Get $5 off and zero delivery fees on your first order when you download the DoorDash app in the App Store and enter code FACEJAM!
Get notified about the Spice Rat shirt's reprint: http://bit.ly/FJSpiceRat.
Check out the Snack Attack 2: The Snackening stream at http://bit.ly/Snackening.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 13 Oct 2020 07:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>Fazoli's Parmesan-Crusted Alfredo with Meatballs</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Striking Distance LLC</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Fazoli's Parmesan-Crusted Alfredo with Meatballs so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about never knowing Fazoli's existed, Experienced Eaters Club, an offering, and more.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Fazoli's Parmesan-Crusted Alfredo with Meatballs so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about never knowing Fazoli's existed, Experienced Eaters Club, an offering, and more.
Sponsored by DoorDash. Get $5 off and zero delivery fees on your first order when you download the DoorDash app in the App Store and enter code FACEJAM!
Get notified about the Spice Rat shirt's reprint: http://bit.ly/FJSpiceRat.
Check out the Snack Attack 2: The Snackening stream at http://bit.ly/Snackening.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Fazoli's Parmesan-Crusted Alfredo with Meatballs so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about never knowing Fazoli's existed, Experienced Eaters Club, an offering, and more.</p><p>Sponsored by DoorDash. Get $5 off and zero delivery fees on your first order when you download the DoorDash app in the App Store and enter code FACEJAM!</p><p>Get notified about the Spice Rat shirt's reprint: <a href="http://bit.ly/FJSpiceRat">http://bit.ly/FJSpiceRat</a>.</p><p>Check out the Snack Attack 2: The Snackening stream at http://bit.ly/Snackening.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <description>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Wendy's Pretzel Bacon Pub Cheeseburger &amp; Chicken Sandwich so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about someone named Melinda, a disappearing murder hornet, Frosticcinos, and more.
Sponsored by HelloFresh. Go to http://hellofresh.com/facejam80 and use code facejam80 to get a total of $80 off your first month, including free shipping on your first box!
Get notified about the Spice Rat shirt's reprint: http://bit.ly/FJSpiceRat
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 29 Sep 2020 07:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>Wendy's Pretzel Bacon Pub Cheeseburger &amp; Chicken Sandwich</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Striking Distance LLC</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Wendy's Pretzel Bacon Pub Cheeseburger &amp; Chicken Sandwich so you know if it's worth eating.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Wendy's Pretzel Bacon Pub Cheeseburger &amp; Chicken Sandwich so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about someone named Melinda, a disappearing murder hornet, Frosticcinos, and more.
Sponsored by HelloFresh. Go to http://hellofresh.com/facejam80 and use code facejam80 to get a total of $80 off your first month, including free shipping on your first box!
Get notified about the Spice Rat shirt's reprint: http://bit.ly/FJSpiceRat
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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      <title>Face Jam Mix - AH Remix</title>
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Sponsored by Doordash. Get $5 off and zero delivery fees on your first order when you download the DoorDash app in the App Store and enter code FACEJAM!
Also sponsored by RTX. Shop RTX at Home exclusively at http://store.roosterteeth.com through September 25th!
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
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      <itunes:subtitle>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Domino's Chicken Taco Pizza &amp; Cheeseburger Pizza so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about a bunch of Jareds, burning down Papa Johns, and more.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Domino's Chicken Taco Pizza &amp; Cheeseburger Pizza so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about a bunch of Jareds, burning down Papa Johns, and more.
Sponsored by Doordash. Get $5 off and zero delivery fees on your first order when you download the DoorDash app in the App Store and enter code FACEJAM!
Also sponsored by RTX. Shop RTX at Home exclusively at http://store.roosterteeth.com through September 25th!
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Domino's Chicken Taco Pizza &amp; Cheeseburger Pizza so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about a bunch of Jareds, burning down Papa Johns, and more.</p><p>Sponsored by Doordash. Get $5 off and zero delivery fees on your first order when you download the DoorDash app in the App Store and enter code FACEJAM!</p><p>Also sponsored by RTX. Shop RTX at Home exclusively at <a href="http://store.roosterteeth.com/">http://store.roosterteeth.com</a> through September 25th!</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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Sponsored by AT&amp;T 5G x Samsung. Head to http://att.com/galaxynote20ultra5g to learn how you can get the Samsung Galaxy Note 20 5G for FREE and head to https://mark.app to download the MARK AR app!
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
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      <itunes:summary>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Panda Express Honey Sesame Chicken so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about the orange chicken burrito, the van they received, and more.
Sponsored by AT&amp;T 5G x Samsung. Head to http://att.com/galaxynote20ultra5g to learn how you can get the Samsung Galaxy Note 20 5G for FREE and head to https://mark.app to download the MARK AR app!
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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Sponsored by DoorDash. Get $5 off your first order and zero delivery fees for a month when you download the DoorDash app in the App Store and enter code Facejam.
Also sponsored by HelloFresh. Go to http://hellofresh.com/facejam80 and use code facejam80 to get a total of $80 off, including free shipping on your first box!
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 18 Aug 2020 07:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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Sponsored by DoorDash. Get $5 off your first order and zero delivery fees for a month when you download the DoorDash app in the App Store and enter code Facejam.
Also sponsored by HelloFresh. Go to http://hellofresh.com/facejam80 and use code facejam80 to get a total of $80 off, including free shipping on your first box!
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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Sponsored by Us: https://store.roosterteeth.com
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
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      <itunes:title>Subway BBQ Rib Sandwich</itunes:title>
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      <itunes:subtitle>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Subway BBQ Rib Sandwich so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about following the format closely, Subway Smell, and more.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Subway BBQ Rib Sandwich so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about following the format closely, Subway Smell, and more.
Sponsored by Us: https://store.roosterteeth.com
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Sponsored by G Fuel Get 10% off G FUEL with code AH at checkout at https://gfuel.ly/GitGud.
Also sponsored by HelloFresh. Go to http://hellofresh.com/facejam80 and use code facejam80 to get a total of $80 off, including free shipping on your first box!
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 21 Jul 2020 07:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:author>Striking Distance LLC</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Olive Garden Amazing Alfredos Steak Alfredo so you know if it's worth eating.</itunes:subtitle>
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Sponsored by G Fuel Get 10% off G FUEL with code AH at checkout at https://gfuel.ly/GitGud.
Also sponsored by HelloFresh. Go to http://hellofresh.com/facejam80 and use code facejam80 to get a total of $80 off, including free shipping on your first box!
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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Sponsored by us. New 100% Eat variant shirts coming July 14th @ 10am central https://store.roosterteeth.com
Follow Face Jam on Twitter: https://twitter.com/FaceJamPod
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 07 Jul 2020 07:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>Carl's Jr Spicy Western Bacon Cheeseburger &amp; Angus Thickburger</itunes:title>
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      <itunes:summary>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Carl's Jr Spicy Western Bacon Cheeseburger &amp; Angus Thickburger so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about singing the theme song, doing BigFoot footage, and more.
Sponsored by us. New 100% Eat variant shirts coming July 14th @ 10am central https://store.roosterteeth.com
Follow Face Jam on Twitter: https://twitter.com/FaceJamPod
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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Sponsored by us. We rule and we have some new merch coming soon https://store.roosterteeth.com
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 23 Jun 2020 07:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:subtitle>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review P Terry's Crispy Chicken Burger &amp; Peach Cobbler Shake so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about my wife's boyfriend, where to send a free van, and more.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review P Terry's Crispy Chicken Burger &amp; Peach Cobbler Shake so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about my wife's boyfriend, where to send a free van, and more.
Sponsored by us. We rule and we have some new merch coming soon https://store.roosterteeth.com
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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      <description>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review TGI Fridays Loaded Cheese Fry Burger so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about hitting the road again, TGIF Bro, bad connections, and more.
Sponsored by us. 100% Eat shirts in store Thursday June 11th at 10am Central https://store.roosterteeth.com
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 09 Jun 2020 07:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>TGI Fridays Loaded Cheese Fry Burger</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
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      <itunes:subtitle>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review TGI Fridays Loaded Cheese Fry Burger so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about hitting the road again, TGIF Bro, bad connections, and more.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review TGI Fridays Loaded Cheese Fry Burger so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about hitting the road again, TGIF Bro, bad connections, and more.
Sponsored by us. 100% Eat shirts in store Thursday June 11th at 10am Central https://store.roosterteeth.com
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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Sponsored by us. Buy our merch at https://store.roosterteeth.com
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
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Sponsored by us. Buy our merch at https://store.roosterteeth.com
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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      <description>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Wienerschnitzel World of Wieners so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about drive thru coffee, a Jamie Foxx Bluray Case, and more.
Sponsored by SCOOB. Watch SCOOB on May 15th at https://bit.ly/SCOOB-fj.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
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      <itunes:summary>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Wienerschnitzel World of Wieners so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about drive thru coffee, a Jamie Foxx Bluray Case, and more.
Sponsored by SCOOB. Watch SCOOB on May 15th at https://bit.ly/SCOOB-fj.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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Sponsored by DoorDash. Download the DoorDash app and use code FACEJAM for $5 off your first order.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
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      <itunes:summary>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Steak n Shake Pork Belly Steakburger &amp; Cotton Candy Shake so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about hitting the road, the return of Snack Attack, and more.
Sponsored by DoorDash. Download the DoorDash app and use code FACEJAM for $5 off your first order.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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Sponsored by DoorDash. Download the DoorDash app and use code FACEJAM for $5 off your first order.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
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      <itunes:subtitle>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Whataburger BBQ Bacon Burger &amp; Dr Pepper Shakes so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about new merch, Surp-Sides, and more.</itunes:subtitle>
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Sponsored by DoorDash. Download the DoorDash app and use code FACEJAM for $5 off your first order.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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      <description>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Pizza Hut Big Dipper &amp; Mozzarella Popper Pizzas so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about the Russian connection, where you were for McMillions, and more. Check out the recent Face Jam appearance on the AH 12-hour live stream at bit.ly/FJinAHStream.
Sponsored by DoorDash. Download the DoorDash app and use code FACEJAM for $5 off your first order.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 31 Mar 2020 07:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:subtitle>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Pizza Hut Big Dipper &amp; Mozzarella Popper Pizzas so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about the Russian connection, where you were for McMillions, and more.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Pizza Hut Big Dipper &amp; Mozzarella Popper Pizzas so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about the Russian connection, where you were for McMillions, and more. Check out the recent Face Jam appearance on the AH 12-hour live stream at bit.ly/FJinAHStream.
Sponsored by DoorDash. Download the DoorDash app and use code FACEJAM for $5 off your first order.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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      <description>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Sonic Double Stack Cheeseburger &amp; Reese's Overload Blast so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about the true name of Sonic, Cwierz Science, and more. Check out the Snack Attack special live stream video now! http://bit.ly/FJSnackAttack
Sponsored by DoorDash. Download the DoorDash app and use code FACEJAM for $5 off your first order.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 17 Mar 2020 07:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:summary>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Sonic Double Stack Cheeseburger &amp; Reese's Overload Blast so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about the true name of Sonic, Cwierz Science, and more. Check out the Snack Attack special live stream video now! http://bit.ly/FJSnackAttack
Sponsored by DoorDash. Download the DoorDash app and use code FACEJAM for $5 off your first order.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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      <description>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Taco Bell Buffalo Chicken Nacho Fries &amp; Buffalo Chicken Nacho Fries Burrito so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about weird vibes, if the cantina is necessary, and more.
Sponsored by DoorDash. Download the DoorDash app and use code FACEJAM for $5 off your first order.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 03 Mar 2020 08:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:subtitle>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Taco Bell Buffalo Chicken Nacho Fries &amp; Buffalo Chicken Nacho Fries Burrito so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about weird vibes, if the cantina is necessary, and more.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Taco Bell Buffalo Chicken Nacho Fries &amp; Buffalo Chicken Nacho Fries Burrito so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about weird vibes, if the cantina is necessary, and more.
Sponsored by DoorDash. Download the DoorDash app and use code FACEJAM for $5 off your first order.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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Sponsored by DoorDash. Download the DoorDash app and use code FACEJAM for $5 off your first order.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 18 Feb 2020 08:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:subtitle>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Papa John's Papadias so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about who needs who, sauce abundance, and more.</itunes:subtitle>
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Sponsored by DoorDash. Download the DoorDash app and use code FACEJAM for $5 off your first order.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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      <description>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Jack in the Box Tiny Tacos &amp; Loaded Tiny Tacos so you know if it's worth eating. The also talk about the #FaceJamChallenge, Sonic the Hedgehog, and restraint.
Sponsored by DoorDash. Download the DoorDash app and use code FACEJAM for $5 off your first order.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 04 Feb 2020 08:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>Jack in the Box Tiny Tacos &amp; Loaded Tiny Tacos</itunes:title>
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      <itunes:subtitle>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Jack in the Box Tiny Tacos &amp; Loaded Tiny Tacos so you know if it's worth eating. The also talk about the #FaceJamChallenge, Sonic the Hedgehog, and restraint.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Jack in the Box Tiny Tacos &amp; Loaded Tiny Tacos so you know if it's worth eating. The also talk about the #FaceJamChallenge, Sonic the Hedgehog, and restraint.
Sponsored by DoorDash. Download the DoorDash app and use code FACEJAM for $5 off your first order.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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      <title>Arby’s Fish ‘N Cheddar Sandwich &amp; Mint Chocolate Shake</title>
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      <description>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Arby’s Fish ‘N Cheddar sandwich &amp; Mint Chocolate Shake so you know if it's worth eating. The also talk about getting the fishies, assisted living facility proximities, and more.
Sponsored by DoorDash. Download the DoorDash app and use code FACEJAM for $5 off your first order.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 21 Jan 2020 08:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>Arby’s Fish ‘N Cheddar Sandwich &amp; Mint Chocolate Shake</itunes:title>
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      <itunes:subtitle>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Arby’s Fish ‘N Cheddar sandwich &amp; Mint Chocolate Shake so you know if it's worth eating. The also talk about getting the fishies, assisted living facility proximities, and more. </itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Arby’s Fish ‘N Cheddar sandwich &amp; Mint Chocolate Shake so you know if it's worth eating. The also talk about getting the fishies, assisted living facility proximities, and more.
Sponsored by DoorDash. Download the DoorDash app and use code FACEJAM for $5 off your first order.
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      <title>McDonald's Bacon BBQ Burger &amp; Snickerdoodle McFlurry</title>
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Sponsored by DoorDash. Download the DoorDash app and use code FACEJAM for $5 off your first order.
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      <pubDate>Tue, 07 Jan 2020 08:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>McDonald's Bacon BBQ Burger &amp; Snickerdoodle McFlurry</itunes:title>
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      <itunes:subtitle>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review McDonald's Bacon BBQ Burger &amp; Snickerdoodle McFlurry so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about memories, Michael's McDonald's jacket, and do their first ever one bite snack attack review. </itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review McDonald's Bacon BBQ Burger &amp; Snickerdoodle McFlurry so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about memories, Michael's McDonald's jacket, and do their first ever one bite snack attack review.
Sponsored by DoorDash. Download the DoorDash app and use code FACEJAM for $5 off your first order.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review McDonald's Bacon BBQ Burger &amp; Snickerdoodle McFlurry so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about memories, Michael's McDonald's jacket, and do their first ever one bite snack attack review.</p><p>Sponsored by DoorDash. Download the DoorDash app and use code FACEJAM for $5 off your first order.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>IHOP Elf on the Shelf Menu</title>
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      <description>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review IHOP Elf on the Shelf Menu so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about Mike Ilitch, IHOPplebees, Megatoad, and more.
Sponsored by DoorDash. Download the DoorDash app and use code FACEJAM for $5 off your first order.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 24 Dec 2019 08:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>IHOP Elf on the Shelf Menu</itunes:title>
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      <itunes:author>Striking Distance LLC</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review IHOP Elf on the Shelf Menu so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about Mike Ilitch, IHOPplebees, Megatoad, and more. </itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review IHOP Elf on the Shelf Menu so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about Mike Ilitch, IHOPplebees, Megatoad, and more.
Sponsored by DoorDash. Download the DoorDash app and use code FACEJAM for $5 off your first order.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review IHOP Elf on the Shelf Menu so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about Mike Ilitch, IHOPplebees, Megatoad, and more.</p><p>Sponsored by DoorDash. Download the DoorDash app and use code FACEJAM for $5 off your first order.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>KFC Nashville Hot Chicken &amp; Waffles</title>
      <link>https://roosterteeth.com/series/face-jam</link>
      <description>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review KFC Nashville Hot Chicken &amp; Waffles so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about mule-tenders, all the chicken episodes, and more.  
Sponsored by DoorDash. Download the DoorDash app and use code FACEJAM for $5 off your first order. 
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 10 Dec 2019 08:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>KFC Nashville Hot Chicken &amp; Waffles</itunes:title>
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      <itunes:subtitle>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review KFC Nashville Hot Chicken &amp; Waffles so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about mule-tenders, all the chicken episodes, and more.  </itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review KFC Nashville Hot Chicken &amp; Waffles so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about mule-tenders, all the chicken episodes, and more.  
Sponsored by DoorDash. Download the DoorDash app and use code FACEJAM for $5 off your first order. 
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review KFC Nashville Hot Chicken &amp; Waffles so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about mule-tenders, all the chicken episodes, and more.  </p><p>Sponsored by DoorDash. Download the DoorDash app and use code FACEJAM for $5 off your first order. </p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>Applebee's 25 Cent Wings &amp; $1 Vodka Cranberry Lemonade</title>
      <description>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review the Applebee's 25 Cent Wings &amp; $1 Vodka Cranberry Lemonade so you know if it’s worth eating. They also talk about Applebee's name origins, if it's different from Chili's, and more.
Sponsored by DoorDash. Download the DoorDash app and use code FACEJAM for $5 off your first order.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 26 Nov 2019 08:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>Applebee's 25 Cent Wings &amp; $1 Vodka Cranberry Lemonade</itunes:title>
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      <itunes:subtitle>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review the Applebee's 25 Cent Wings &amp; $1 Vodka Cranberry Lemonade so you know if it’s worth eating. They also talk about Applebee's name origins, if it's different from Chili's, and more. </itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review the Applebee's 25 Cent Wings &amp; $1 Vodka Cranberry Lemonade so you know if it’s worth eating. They also talk about Applebee's name origins, if it's different from Chili's, and more.
Sponsored by DoorDash. Download the DoorDash app and use code FACEJAM for $5 off your first order.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review the Applebee's 25 Cent Wings &amp; $1 Vodka Cranberry Lemonade so you know if it’s worth eating. They also talk about Applebee's name origins, if it's different from Chili's, and more.</p><p>Sponsored by DoorDash. Download the DoorDash app and use code FACEJAM for $5 off your first order.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>Popeyes Chicken Sandwich</title>
      <description>In their premiere episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review the Popeyes Chicken Sandwich so you know if it’s worth eating. They also talk about Michael carrying a protection knife in case there’s trouble, being sold a bootleg chicken sandwich in the parking lot, and more.
Sponsored by DoorDash. Download the DoorDash app and use code FACEJAM for $5 off your first order.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 12 Nov 2019 08:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>Popeyes Chicken Sandwich</itunes:title>
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      <itunes:author>Striking Distance LLC</itunes:author>
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      <itunes:subtitle>In their premiere episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review the Popeyes Chicken Sandwich so you know if it’s worth eating. They also talk about Michael carrying a protection knife in case there’s trouble, being sold a bootleg chicken sandwich in the parking lot, and more.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>In their premiere episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review the Popeyes Chicken Sandwich so you know if it’s worth eating. They also talk about Michael carrying a protection knife in case there’s trouble, being sold a bootleg chicken sandwich in the parking lot, and more.
Sponsored by DoorDash. Download the DoorDash app and use code FACEJAM for $5 off your first order.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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      <title>Face Jam Pilot</title>
      <link>https://roosterteeth.com/watch/achievement-hunter-2019-face-jam-pilot#!</link>
      <description>In their pilot episode, Michael and Jordan break down their Pizza Portal Experience and learn Mike Illitch Facts while rating the new Little Caesars Quattro Pizza.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 12 Nov 2019 07:59:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>Face Jam Pilot</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Striking Distance LLC</itunes:author>
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      <itunes:subtitle>In their pilot episode, Michael and Jordan break down their Pizza Portal Experience and learn Mike Illitch Facts while rating the new Little Caesars Quattro Pizza.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>In their pilot episode, Michael and Jordan break down their Pizza Portal Experience and learn Mike Illitch Facts while rating the new Little Caesars Quattro Pizza.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>In their pilot episode, Michael and Jordan break down their Pizza Portal Experience and learn Mike Illitch Facts while rating the new Little Caesars Quattro Pizza.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>Face Jam Teaser</title>
      <link>https://roosterteeth.com/</link>
      <description>Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz are here to try every new limited time fast food creation and rate it so you know if its worth eating. This is Face Jam. Subscribe now.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 05 Nov 2019 23:03:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>Face Jam Teaser</itunes:title>
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      <itunes:author>Striking Distance LLC</itunes:author>
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      <itunes:subtitle>Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz are here to try every new limited time fast food creation and rate it so you know if its worth eating. This is Face Jam. Subscribe now.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz are here to try every new limited time fast food creation and rate it so you know if its worth eating. This is Face Jam. Subscribe now.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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