Erotica Verbatim https://eroticaverbatim.com/ en Copyright @2023 Join Sir. Laurent St. Wright, Britain's elder statesman of film and TV, as he sits by a roaring fireplace and reads aloud some of his favorite erotic literature that he's collected over the decades - ably assisted by his beautiful cast. Imagine Letters to Penthouse meets Masterpiece Theatre with a splash of Drunk History. Each episode of this NSFW scripted comedy anthology series is under 10 minutes long so you can either listen to one at a time as a palette cleanser between other podcasts or binge them all at once like a greedy truffle pig. Written, produced, and starring Hayden Black Edited by Joe Lorigo https://megaphone.imgix.net/podcasts/fe1615b4-7818-11ee-b557-cff707dabd86/image/1C2CBDEB-8B63-49CA-8CA7-AB671C208CA4.jpeg?ixlib=rails-4.3.1&max-w=3000&max-h=3000&fit=crop&auto=format,compress Erotica Verbatim https://eroticaverbatim.com/ yes episodic Bad porn. Big laughs. Sir Laurent St. Wright Join Sir. Laurent St. Wright, Britain's elder statesman of film and TV, as he sits by a roaring fireplace and reads aloud some of his favorite erotic literature that he's collected over the decades - ably assisted by his beautiful cast. Imagine Letters to Penthouse meets Masterpiece Theatre with a splash of Drunk History. Each episode of this NSFW scripted comedy anthology series is under 10 minutes long so you can either listen to one at a time as a palette cleanser between other podcasts or binge them all at once like a greedy truffle pig. Written, produced, and starring Hayden Black Edited by Joe Lorigo Join Sir. Laurent St. Wright, Britain's elder statesman of film and TV, as he sits by a roaring fireplace and reads aloud some of his favorite erotic literature that he's collected over the decades - ably assisted by his beautiful cast. Imagine Letters to Penthouse meets Masterpiece Theatre with a splash of Drunk History.


Each episode of this NSFW scripted comedy anthology series is under 10 minutes long so you can either listen to one at a time as a palette cleanser between other podcasts or binge them all at once like a greedy truffle pig.


Written, produced, and starring Hayden Black

Edited by Joe Lorigo

]]> Haylan Media eroticaverbatim@gmail.com Home For The Holidays | Erotica Verbatim Happy Holidays to all! In this special episode Sir Laurent reads a festive story about a young couple heading back to his parents house for Chanukkah and what happens when they try sneaking off to his old bedroom for a few minutes of alone time. Written & Produced: Hayden Black Edited: Joe Lorigo Cast: Hayden Black, Sarah Oleksyk, Dr. David Robinson Wed, 25 Dec 2024 15:34:16 -0000 Home For The Holidays | Erotica Verbatim full 1 12 Sir Laurent St. Wright You can never truly come home for the Holidays. Happy Holidays to all! In this special episode Sir Laurent reads a festive story about a young couple heading back to his parents house for Chanukkah and what happens when they try sneaking off to his old bedroom for a few minutes of alone time. Written & Produced: Hayden Black Edited: Joe Lorigo Cast: Hayden Black, Sarah Oleksyk, Dr. David Robinson Happy Holidays to all! In this special episode Sir Laurent reads a festive story about a young couple heading back to his parents house for Chanukkah and what happens when they try sneaking off to his old bedroom for a few minutes of alone time.

Written & Produced: Hayden Black

Edited: Joe Lorigo

Cast: Hayden Black, Sarah Oleksyk, Dr. David Robinson

]]> 599 yes The Kim Kardashian Sex Tape Outtakes | Erotica Verbatim https://eroticaverbatim.com/ Take a listen to what was edited out of Kim Kardashian's famous sex tape with Ray J - and what happened behind the scenes with mom Kris directing. Written & Produced: Hayden Black Edited: Joe Lorigo Cast: Hayden Black, Sarah Oleksyk, Dr. David Robinson Wed, 10 Jul 2024 15:24:38 -0000 The Kim Kardashian Sex Tape Outtakes | Erotica Verbatim full 1 11 Sir Laurent St. Wright Go behind the scenes at Kim Kardashian and Ray J's infamous sex tape shoot. Take a listen to what was edited out of Kim Kardashian's famous sex tape with Ray J - and what happened behind the scenes with mom Kris directing. Written & Produced: Hayden Black Edited: Joe Lorigo Cast: Hayden Black, Sarah Oleksyk, Dr. David Robinson Take a listen to what was edited out of Kim Kardashian's famous sex tape with Ray J - and what happened behind the scenes with mom Kris directing.


Written & Produced: Hayden Black

Edited: Joe Lorigo

Cast: Hayden Black, Sarah Oleksyk, Dr. David Robinson

]]> 689 yes Sex With A Crypto DILF | Erotica Verbatim https://eroticaverbatim.com/ It's a hot story about a DILF and his babysitter - but the author had their spellcheck turned off. Written & Produced: Hayden Black Edited: Joe Lorigo Cast: Hayden Black, Sarah Oleksyk, Julio Jeinson Thu, 30 May 2024 16:03:56 -0000 Sex With A Crypto DILF | Erotica Verbatim full 1 9 Sir Laurent St. Wright A DILF has sex with his young babysitter. It's a hot story about a DILF and his babysitter - but the author had their spellcheck turned off. Written & Produced: Hayden Black Edited: Joe Lorigo Cast: Hayden Black, Sarah Oleksyk, Julio Jeinson It's a hot story about a DILF and his babysitter - but the author had their spellcheck turned off.


Written & Produced: Hayden Black

Edited: Joe Lorigo

Cast: Hayden Black, Sarah Oleksyk, Julio Jeinson

]]> 603 yes Drag Queen Story Hour with Marjorie Taylor Greene | Erotica Verbatim https://eroticaverbatim.com/ Sir Laurent is back with an LGBTQIA+ story about a Drag Queen story hour that goes horribly wrong when a certain MAGA politician shows up with her friends Kitara Ravache and Drag King Kari Lake. Please subscribe/like/share!! We can't do this without you!! Wed, 01 May 2024 13:43:02 -0000 Drag Queen Story Hour with Marjorie Taylor Greene | Erotica Verbatim full 1 8 Sir Laurent St. Wright What really goes down at drag queen story hours in the south... Sir Laurent is back with an LGBTQIA+ story about a Drag Queen story hour that goes horribly wrong when a certain MAGA politician shows up with her friends Kitara Ravache and Drag King Kari Lake. Please subscribe/like/share!! We can't do this without you!! Sir Laurent is back with an LGBTQIA+ story about a Drag Queen story hour that goes horribly wrong when a certain MAGA politician shows up with her friends Kitara Ravache and Drag King Kari Lake.


Please subscribe/like/share!! We can't do this without you!!

]]> 680 yes Prince Andrew And Jeffrey Epstein: The Truth | Erotica Verbatim https://eroticaverbatim.com/ An anonymously-penned, hand-delivered story about what actually happened when a certain British Royal attended one of Jeffery Epstein’s sex parties. It's a right royal erotic retelling. Thu, 18 Apr 2024 14:59:32 -0000 Prince Andrew And Jeffrey Epstein: The Truth | Erotica Verbatim full 1 8 Sir Laurent St. Wright Prince Andrew tells his truth. An anonymously-penned, hand-delivered story about what actually happened when a certain British Royal attended one of Jeffery Epstein’s sex parties. It's a right royal erotic retelling. An anonymously-penned, hand-delivered story about what actually happened when a certain British Royal attended one of Jeffery Epstein’s sex parties. It's a right royal erotic retelling.

]]> 610 yes Porn Writing ChatGPT/AI Gains Sentience Mid-Story | Erotica Verbatim The world’s first-ever dirty story written by AI takes a turn when, halfway through, the AI gains sentience. If you like what you hear, please rate us/subscribe/and share with friends! Wed, 03 Apr 2024 17:10:35 -0000 Porn Writing ChatGPT/AI Gains Sentience Mid-Story | Erotica Verbatim full 1 7 Sir Laurent St. Wright When a porn-writing AI gains sentience, what happens next? The world’s first-ever dirty story written by AI takes a turn when, halfway through, the AI gains sentience. If you like what you hear, please rate us/subscribe/and share with friends! The world’s first-ever dirty story written by AI takes a turn when, halfway through, the AI gains sentience. If you like what you hear, please rate us/subscribe/and share with friends!

]]> 601 yes MAGA Powns The Libs | Erotica Verbatim https://eroticaverbatim.com/ A racist Trump supporter opens an Amazon package that changes his life - just not in ways he was expecting. Host Sir Laurent St. Wright presents a story that's a literal race to the bottom. Tue, 19 Mar 2024 15:44:46 -0000 MAGA Powns The Libs | Erotica Verbatim full 1 6 Sir Laurent St. Wright A racist Trump supporter opens an Amazon package that changes his life. A racist Trump supporter opens an Amazon package that changes his life - just not in ways he was expecting. Host Sir Laurent St. Wright presents a story that's a literal race to the bottom. A racist Trump supporter opens an Amazon package that changes his life - just not in ways he was expecting. Host Sir Laurent St. Wright presents a story that's a literal race to the bottom.

]]> 690 yes Backstage With Ozzy Osbourne | Erotica Verbatim https://eroticaverbatim.com/ It's 1982. Des Moines. Ozzy Osbourne has just had a crazy night on stage where he's bitten the head off a bat. A night of debauched sex with a young groupie awaits - if Ozzy can get his rabies shot first. Mon, 26 Feb 2024 19:00:22 -0000 Backstage With Ozzy Osbourne | Erotica Verbatim full 1 5 Sir Laurent St. Wright A night of debauched sex with the most famous metal-head of them all! It's 1982. Des Moines. Ozzy Osbourne has just had a crazy night on stage where he's bitten the head off a bat. A night of debauched sex with a young groupie awaits - if Ozzy can get his rabies shot first. It's 1982. Des Moines. Ozzy Osbourne has just had a crazy night on stage where he's bitten the head off a bat. A night of debauched sex with a young groupie awaits - if Ozzy can get his rabies shot first.

]]> 597 yes Love Island F-Boi | Erotica Verbatim https://eroticaverbatim.com/ A new bombshell has arrived at the Love Island Villa and gorgeous 20 year-old Haley’s determined to make it work - despite the 30+ year age gap. Mon, 12 Feb 2024 20:06:01 -0000 Love Island F-Boi | Erotica Verbatim full 1 4 Sir Laurent St. Wright A new bombshell arrives at the Love Island Villa - who's 30 years older than everyone else. A new bombshell has arrived at the Love Island Villa and gorgeous 20 year-old Haley’s determined to make it work - despite the 30+ year age gap. A new bombshell has arrived at the Love Island Villa and gorgeous 20 year-old Haley’s determined to make it work - despite the 30+ year age gap.

]]> 680 yes Barbie’s Dream House Orgy | Erotica Verbatim https://eroticaverbatim.com/ Barbie's throwing a big orgy at her Malibu Dream House to celebrate her Oscar noms - but when Incel Ben rocks up, things go horribly, terribly wrong. Mon, 29 Jan 2024 18:21:04 -0000 Barbie’s Dream House Orgy | Erotica Verbatim full 1 3 Sir Laurent St. Wright There's a big orgy happening at Barbie's Malibu Dream House! Barbie's throwing a big orgy at her Malibu Dream House to celebrate her Oscar noms - but when Incel Ben rocks up, things go horribly, terribly wrong. Barbie's throwing a big orgy at her Malibu Dream House to celebrate her Oscar noms - but when Incel Ben rocks up, things go horribly, terribly wrong.

]]> 664 yes When God Hooked Up With Mary | Erotica Verbatim https://eroticaverbatim.com/ Mary and Judas have been having a passionate affair but just as she drops the bombshell that she’s pregnant, Joseph discovers them. Tue, 16 Jan 2024 17:23:25 -0000 When God Hooked Up With Mary | Erotica Verbatim full 1 2 Sir Laurent St. Wright Mary and Judas try passing their affair off to Joseph as an act of God. Mary and Judas have been having a passionate affair but just as she drops the bombshell that she’s pregnant, Joseph discovers them. Mary and Judas have been having a passionate affair but just as she drops the bombshell that she’s pregnant, Joseph discovers them.

]]> 683 yes A Very Scooby Doo Orgy! | Erotica Verbatim https://eroticaverbatim.com/ Screwb and the gang attend a spectacular orgy with some major celebs – but a Banshee keeps appearing and abducting beautiful trans women. Jinkies! Tue, 16 Jan 2024 17:19:00 -0000 Screwby Doo! | Erotica Verbatim full 1 1 Sir Laurent St. Wright Screwby Doo & the gang find themselves at a spooooky orgy. Screwb and the gang attend a spectacular orgy with some major celebs – but a Banshee keeps appearing and abducting beautiful trans women. Jinkies! Screwb and the gang attend a spectacular orgy with some major celebs – but a Banshee keeps appearing and abducting beautiful trans women. Jinkies!

]]> 802 yes Erotica Verbatim Trailer 2 https://eroticaverbatim.com/ Sir Laurent offers up a :30s preview of things to come! We said 'come'. *snirfle* Tue, 14 Nov 2023 15:26:32 -0000 The Unbelievably Amazing Second Erotica Verbatim Trailer trailer Sir Laurent St. Wright A Second Trailer Sir Laurent offers up a :30s preview of things to come! We said 'come'. *snirfle* Sir Laurent offers up a :30s preview of things to come!


We said 'come'.


*snirfle*

]]> 135 no Erotica Verbatim Trailer https://eroticaverbatim.com/ Erotica Verbatim is coming soon - subscribe now so you don't miss an episode! Tue, 31 Oct 2023 18:27:00 -0000 Trailer trailer Sir Laurent St. Wright It's everything you could want in a comedy and nothing you expect! Erotica Verbatim is coming soon - subscribe now so you don't miss an episode! Erotica Verbatim is coming soon - subscribe now so you don't miss an episode!

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