Dress For The Podcast You Want

Ep. 517 Awesome & Damaged w/ Robert East

Thu, 24 Jun 2021 04:00:00 -0000

Do parents have friends though? If you or someone you know is a parent, please have them reach out to us and name their top eight friends. Inquiring minds need to know.

Also, this is our season five finale, and Robert is David's step-dad, so play nice!

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Ep. 516 Swallow the Conflict w/ Jayson Phuah

Thu, 27 May 2021 04:00:00 -0000

Don't get scammed! If someone approaches you and wants you to listen to something called Don't Dress for the Podcast You Desire, that is a fake! Stick to the genuine article for your ear and heart health.

Also, Jayson Phuah is cute and smart and successful. You can't scam him either. ...anymore.

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Instagram: @jaysonphuah

Facebook: Jayson Phuah

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Ep.515 Queen of My Own Life w/ Pooya Mohseni

Thu, 22 Apr 2021 04:00:00 -0000

Pooya Mohseni is the queen of her own life. And she invites you to be the same. Open your own doors! Waltz by yourself! Listen to this podcast! All the successful people are doing it.

Follow Pooya --

Instagram: @pooyaland

Website: pooyaland.com

Check out her new film "See You Then" (@seeyouthenfilm)

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Ep.514 I Met My Husband on Myspace w/ Noehmi Stanton

Thu, 08 Apr 2021 04:00:00 -0000

Press 1 to listen to this episode. Press 2 to listen to this episode twice. Press 3 to make all the world's sheep disappear. Don't press anything to listen to this excellent episode with Dimly Wit's #FollowbackFebruary winner, Noehmi! Actually, you might have to push the play button, but then after that, don't push anything. Unless you need to, like adjust the volume or anything. You know what, you've got this.

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IG: @angel_doll82

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Ep.513 There's Plenty of Rocks in My Life w/ Karley Karmaris-Spevack

Thu, 01 Apr 2021 04:00:00 -0000

Karley loves WaWa. David loves Karley. And Megan learns to take a compliment. (This has been the DFTP edition of Two Truths & A Lie. Please submit your answers to your local DMV)

Follow Karley --

IG: @kkasp_

We're Just Talking Podcast: @wjtpodcast, dimlywit.com/justtalking

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Ep.512 Coldstone Creamery w/ Julian Spevack

Thu, 25 Mar 2021 04:00:00 -0000

Veteran and father-to-be Julian Spevack gets personal about all the different kinds of success. Will he name his first child after one of our illustrious hosts? Only time will tell. (Time says "Probably not".)

Speaking of Time, you're not losing it; this episode was slated to come out at the beginning of March but was delayed for baby-announcing reasons. Thank you for your understanding and time is a flat circle.

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Instagram: @jvack

We're Just Talking Podcast: @wjtpodcast, dimlywit.com/justtalking

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Ep.511 Alan, Make Sure Rachel Watches 'In & Out' w/ Rachel Langley

Thu, 18 Mar 2021 04:00:00 -0000

Open your windows and let the podcasts in! They're fluttering in the Spring breeze like baby birds that want to nest in your ears. That may sound unpleasant, but we promise, when it's an episode starring Rachel Langley, you'll get used to it.

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Instagram: @rachellangleydesigns @dimlywitproductions

Website: www.rachellangleyw.com

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Ep.510 Children Just Don't Understand w/ Alan Waters

Thu, 11 Mar 2021 05:00:00 -0000

If you want to put this podcast on your resume, you can claim the role of Audio Supervisor, and we will vouch for you in an job interview. Whether or not you want to do that is up to you, but you can.

Special thanks to Alan Waters for diving in to be our guest after audio gremlin's ate this week's episode. Enjoy!

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Website: www.dimlywit.com

IG: @dimlywitproductions @walanwaters

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Ep.509 My Mom Has A Podcast w/ Alex Ferrara

Thu, 04 Mar 2021 05:00:00 -0000

This is our podcast! There are many like it, but this one is ours! Also, we let Alex Ferrara play around in it for a while, cause she seems nice. We have the same Podcast Dad after all, so it only seemed fair.

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Instagram: @alexandra_kf

YouTube: Alex Ferrara

Podcast: @obsessedwiththebestpod dimlywit.com/obsessed

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Ep.508 Eh, It's Okay w/ Liz McMonagle

Thu, 25 Feb 2021 05:00:00 -0000

Welcome to the Background Joys podcast multiverse. Liz McMonagle from Learn A Little sits in on Dress for the Podcast. More podcast hosts as guests are next. Megan is lost in the void and potentially returning as a gritty reboot. Stay tuned.

Follow Liz --

Website: www.elizabethmcmonagle.com

IG: @professor_mcmonagle

Listen to Learn A Little: www.backgroundjoys.com

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Ep.507 Bathroom Vegan w/ Jordon Waters

Thu, 18 Feb 2021 05:00:00 -0000

Head to the nearest bathroom and rip the sink right out of the wall! That's the only love language Jordon Waters is accepting right now. Well, that and devouring this episode and then sharing it with every single person you know. Your call.

Follow Jordon--

Website: jordonwaters.com

FB: facebook.com/jordon.waters

IG: @TheyGotTime

Rizzle: @TheyGotTime

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Ep.506 Zombie Under My Bed w/ Latrice Smith

Thu, 11 Feb 2021 05:00:00 -0000

Run your own race. Travel your own path. Defeat the zombie under your own bed. It's time to look inward, because there's definitely a metaphor in this one somewhere. If you figure out what it is, please let us know.

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Instagram: @smithcommalatrice

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Ep.505 The Biggest Pictures w/ Ari Frenkel

Thu, 04 Feb 2021 05:00:00 -0000

Ari cares deeply. David wants to sell out. Megan has big pictures. Ari shares immense wisdom. David plugs his OnlyFans. Megan has big pictures.

Follow Ari --

Website: arifrenkel.com

Facebook.com/TheAriFrenkel

Instagram: @AriFrenkel

imdb.com/name/nm3193058

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Ep.504 The Big Shush w/ Alice Qin

Thu, 28 Jan 2021 05:00:00 -0000

David made it through this entire episode without even one atrocious Australian accent. And for that restraint, you are all entirely welcome. Alice Qin made it through this entire episode and only stole our hearts about fifteen times. For the opportunity to bask in her splendor, you are all equally entirely welcome.

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Website: www.aliceqin.com

FB, IG, & Twitter: @thataliceqin

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Ep.503 Danger Show! w/ Gordy Boudreau

Thu, 21 Jan 2021 05:00:00 -0000

From mud beggar to poet of the perverse, we track Gordy Boudreau's rise to success as Arthur Greenleaf Holmes. We also swap short stories, try not to burp, and talk about child jousting. This one's got it all!

Follow Gordy:

FB: facebook.com/aghpoetry

IG: @arthurgreenleafholmes

Twitter: @ArthurGHolmes

Website: arthurgreenleafholmes.com

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Ep.502 Blanket Fort in Bushwick w/ Regina Strayhorn

Thu, 14 Jan 2021 15:11:00 -0000

If you want to learn how to win therapy, affect others, and become your parents' favorite child, this episode's for you. Even if you don't want to learn those things, this episode's still for you. Here. Take it. Why are you slowly backing away? We made it just for you!!

Follow Regina:

Facebook & Instagram: @banditsontherun

Website: banditsontherun.nyc

And look for their new single 'We Battle Giants' dropping 1/15: https://ffm.to/webattlegiants/

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Ep.501 Wildly Successful Plateau Baby - with Jenna Stoeber

Thu, 07 Jan 2021 05:00:00 -0000

Not all game can be red game. And not all guests can be Jenna Stoeber. But this one is. Join us while we talk Polygon, relationships, ECCC, and Street Fighter 4. With surprise guest, David & Megan's landlord.

Follow Jenna:

Twitter: @thejenna

Twitch: http://twitch.tv/the_jenna

www.jennastoeber.com

Your Successful Hosts: David Andrew Laws -- IG: @davidnotandrew ; Megan Greener -- IG: @instagreener1

Intro/Outro Music: "Goin' Places" by Andrew Wholf

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Dress For the Return of the Podcast

Wed, 06 Jan 2021 06:09:00 -0000

What is success? How do we measure it? Why do we value it? When is Dress For the Podcast You Want returning to air? Who is asking all these questions? Come find these answers, and more, with guests who range from "classically successful" to "David Andrew Laws". One thing we can say, is stay tuned for a brand new season dropping veeeeeeerrrrryyyyyy soon.

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Ep.402 The Curse of Dayle Towarnicky w/ Dayle Towarnicky

Wed, 29 Jan 2020 20:07:56 -0000

The last time we interviewed Dayle Towarnicky, Megan had a slight case of laryngitis. *This* time when we interviewed Dayle Towarnicky, Megan *also* had a slight case of laryngitis. Coincidence? Probably. But still, spooooooky!!

Follow Today's Guest: Dayle Towarnicky -- IG: @userhandle ; W: website

Your Successful Hosts: David Andrew Laws -- IG: @davidnotandrew ; Megan Greener -- IG: @instagreener1

Intro/Outro Music: ""Goin' Places"" by Andrew Wholf

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Ep.401 Where Are Those Dang Socks? w/ Abbie Getty

Wed, 22 Jan 2020 05:00:00 -0000

Abbie Getty is the voice of a generation; specifically the generation that is having Netflix shows audio described to you. After our hiatus, we're back to getting horny for success, rating our own last names, and the Florida Man game. Very hashtag 2020.

Follow Today's Guest: Abbie Getty -- IG: @GettyGirl ; W: abbiegetty.com

Your Successful Hosts: David Andrew Laws -- IG: @davidnotandrew ; Megan Greener -- IG: @instagreener1

Intro/Outro Music: ""Goin' Places"" by Andrew Wholf

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Ep.313 Burnt the Quinoa w/ Emrys Matthews

Wed, 13 Nov 2019 05:00:00 -0000

Emrys Matthews works at {redacted}, and lives in {redacted}, England with his wife and their daughter, {redacted}. There are a lot of secrets in this epsiode and also a lot of surprises. And also a lot of {redacted}.

Follow today's guest: Emrys Matthews -- IG: @thecuratorsofhorror

Your Successful Hosts: David Andrew Laws -- IG: @davidnotandrew ; Megan Greener -- IG: @instagreener1

Intro/Outro Music: ""Goin' Places"" by Andrew Wholf

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Ep.312 In Front of a Live Studio Audience w/ Sam Wise

Wed, 06 Nov 2019 05:00:00 -0000

David and Megan had their identities stolen by 2 imposters, and instead of spending any money, they're hosting a podcast. Sam Wise breaks down B list actor My Name is Earl, Boomer Martin's opinions on the MCU, and success I guess? Is that what we're talking about? Yea, yea that's it. Did you not know that?

Follow today's guest: Sam Wise -- IG: @not_your_hobbit

Your Successful Guest Hosts: W Alan Waters -- IG: @walanwaters ; Rachel Langley -- IG: @rlangleyw

Intro/Outro Music: ""Goin' Places"" by Andrew Wholf

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Ep.311 One-Size-Fits-All Party City Whoopie Cushion Costume w/ Megan Greener Laws

Thu, 31 Oct 2019 02:00:00 -0000

David and Megan are back! ...with a vengeance? Happy Halloween from an episode that's so quickly put together, it's scaaaaaaary. We're really trying, we promise. Stay tuned for more.

Your Successful Hosts: David Andrew Laws -- IG: @davidnotandrew ; Megan Greener -- IG: @instagreener1

Intro/Outro Music: "Goin' Places" by Andrew Wholf

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Dress For The Bad Examples

Wed, 23 Oct 2019 04:00:00 -0000

It's a crossover episode! Sorta. Not really. But sorta. While David and Megan enjoy the newly married life, Tracy DiMarco & Jessica Romano from the Bad Examples Podcast fill in and get a little spooky before their Bats & Baddies Halloween party coming up on Friday October 25th!

Follow today's guest hosts: Tracy DiMarco & Jessica Romano of Bad Examples

Website - DimlyWit.com/BadExamples ; bit.ly/batsandbaddies

Insta - @badexamplespodcast, @tracydimarcoeps, @jesshottie

Intro/Outro Music: "Goin' Places" by Andrew Wholf

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Ep.310 #1 Exemplary Street w/ Carolyn Kegel

Wed, 16 Oct 2019 04:00:00 -0000

Carolyn is perhaps the most confident guest we've had on the podcast, and that feeling may be contagious. So if after listening to this episode you feel like climbing a mountain or eating a really big burger in one sitting, you could probably do it! Maybe even at the same time!!!

Follow Today's Guest: Carolyn Kegel; Website - www.carolynkegel.com; IG - @carolynkegel

Intro/Outro Music: "Goin' Places" by Andrew Wholf

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Ep.309 Everyone Kiss w/ Natalie Welds

Wed, 09 Oct 2019 04:00:00 -0000

With apologies to: people born on September 20th, people named Natalie Grace, people who say "Bawlmer", people who haven't seen "The Hateful Eight," New York, boys, Madonna, people who missed Hamlet Isn't Dead's Troilus & Cressida, people who dislike overly-long lists about apologies.

Follow Today's Guest: Natalie Welds

Next week's guest: Carolyn Kegel, Agamemnon extraordinaire

Intro/Outro Music: "Goin' Places" by Andrew Wholf

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Ep.308 Become the Podcast w/ Elizabeth Ruelas

Wed, 02 Oct 2019 04:00:00 -0000

We invite you to sit back, relax, and enjoy the first few seconds of this podcast before David *really* needlessly raises the stakes. This episode is a roller coaster, so please consult a doctor before listening to this podcast if you are actively pregnant. There's also some great advice on catcalling in here, so absorb that, America.

Next week's guest -- Natalie Welds, actor and rock band frontwoman.

Intro/Outro Music: "Goin' Places" by Andrew Wholf

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Ep.307 Cult Opening w/ Jamie Ann Burke

Wed, 18 Sep 2019 04:00:00 -0000

We learn a lot about forgiveness in this episode, so we hope you're able to forgive others for their transgressions, forgive yourselves for your imperfections, and that Daniel Craig will forgive Megan for saying he has big ears. Sorry, Mr. Bond.

Follow Today's Guest: Jamie Ann Burke

Go to www.thespianheart.com and www.jamieunlimited.org to find out more about Jamie and support her business!

Next week's guest -- Elizabeth Ruelas, Managing Director of Hamlet Isn't Dead

Intro/Outro Music: "Goin' Places" by Andrew Wholf

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Ep.306 Silli/Blake 2020 w/ Olivia Basile

Wed, 11 Sep 2019 04:00:00 -0000

In this episode, the gang writes the next great American classic, prepares to run for office, and shits on Peer Gynt for a full twenty minutes. Plus, David definitely gets himself good, and that's always a joy.

Follow Today's Guest: Olivia Basile

IG: @oliviabaesil

Also, see her as Calchas in Hamlet Isn't Dead's Troilus & Cressida. Tickets available at www.hamletisntdead.com

Next week's guest -- Jamie Ann Burke, actor and founder of Thespian Heart Clothing

Intro/Outro Music: "Goin' Places" by Andrew Wholf

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Ep.305 The Laws Delay w/ David Anthony Hentz

Wed, 04 Sep 2019 04:00:00 -0000

Hey, everybody! It's...it's, it's- ...it's...it's Podcast! And Megan's back! In the middle of a David sandwich. Which is not nearly as sexual as it sounds. But what is sexual is the Dave on David energy that emanates through this entire episode.

Follow Today's Guest: David Anthony Hentz

• Website: www.david-hentz.com

• IG: @dave_anthony_hentz

Intro/Outro Music: "Goin' Places" by Andrew Wholf

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Ep.304 Great Swamp w/ Alison Wien

Wed, 28 Aug 2019 04:00:00 -0000

Alison Wien is very cool, very successful, and the cat's pajamas and also the bee's knees. She is ALSO not a narc, nor a square, nor a bummer. So get your good slang ready, put your bad slang to bed, and stick around for when the podcast hits the fan.

Follow Today's Guest: Madeline Egan Addis

• Website: www.alisonwien.com

• @alisonwien on IG

• Catch her in Hamlet Isn't Dead's Troilus & Cressida this September - www.hamleitsntdead.com

Intro/Outro Music: "Goin' Places" by Andrew Wholf

Next week's guest -- David Anthony Hentz, actor & musician

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Ep.303 The Original Egan w/ Madeline Egan Addis

Wed, 21 Aug 2019 04:00:00 -0000

Madeline Egan Addis has a very interesting family tree. For example, a few branches up, the name Egan suddenly appears, and may belong to a mermaid, a time-traveling David, or the actual Jesus Christ. Confused? Us too. Join us on this cruise of professionalism and paternity. All aboard!

Follow Today's Guest: Madeline Egan Addis

• @adelineaddis on IG & Twitter

• Catch her in Hamlet Isn't Dead's Troilus & Cressida this September - www.hamleitsntdead.com

Intro/Outro Music:"DFTP Theme" by Andrew Wholf

Next week's guest -- Alison Wien

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Ep.302 Pickle Milkshakes w/ Afton Paige Welch

Wed, 14 Aug 2019 04:00:00 -0000

Pickle. Milkshakes. Are you for them? Against them? Well, the real question is...are you a MONSTER?! We're not saying you *can't* be successful and enjoy pickle milkshakes, but we are saying...no, we're saying you can't, that *is* what we're saying. Also, Afton Paige Welch is a great sport, so welcome her into your homes.

Follow Today's Guest: Afton Paige Welch

• Website -- https://www.aftonpaigewelch.com/

• @skipfletch

Intro/Outro Music: "Goin' Places" by Andrew Wholf

Next week's guest -- Madeline Egan Addis, actor & Cressida in Hamlet Isn't Dead's upcoming all-female Troilus & Cressida

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Ep.301 Greater Than Little Einsteins w/ Erica Huang

Wed, 07 Aug 2019 04:00:00 -0000

Bask in the morning rays of our third successful season! Marvel as we contemplate the grand themes of joy, progress, and diverse representation. We also talk about early 2000s children's television for, like, eeeevvvvverrrr, so enjoy that.

Follow Today's Guest: Erica Huang

• Website -- www.erica-huang.com

• See her as Patroclus in Hamlet Isn't Dead's 'Troilus & Cressida' -- www.hamletisntdead.com

Intro/Outro Music:"DFTP Theme" by Andrew Wholf

Next week's guest -- Afton Welch, actress and Texas transplant

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Ep.227 How Tight Our Dog's Butt Is w/ Bessie D. Smith

Wed, 17 Jul 2019 04:00:00 -0000

It's the end of the beginning! Two seasons down, and a year-long podcast journey that ends right where it began: in the loving sweet embrace of Bessie D. Smith. Soak up all the wisdom that a year of podcasting, time in Thailand, and the most entrepreneurial attitude around has to offer. Then, enjoy two weeks of re-runs, because we're entitled to a summer break too.

Follow Today's Guest: Bessie D. Smith

• @bess_tha_mess on IG

• "B-Real: Behind The Grind", @brealpodcast on IG

• "Oscar @ The Crown", @oscaratthecrown @neoncoven on IG

See you in August for Season Three!!!

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Ep.226 Full Package Fulweiler w/ Mary Candler Fulweiler

Wed, 10 Jul 2019 04:00:00 -0000

Boo!!! This episode is haunted by a Cultural Ghost in the Cultural Machine!!! Also, David finally Googles the definition of "Success" after 49 episodes, which...you feel like he might have done earlier. Apologies to everyone who feels owed an apology for the quality and/or contents of this episode.

Relevant hashtags: #Identity #Karaoke #JohnnyDepp #HedgepigEnsembleTheatre #Inclusion

Follow Today's Guest:

@marycandler on IG

@hedgepigensembletheatre - Hedgepig Ensemble Theatre on IG

Joyful Singing -- www.joyful-singing.com

Next week’s guest: a secret, special blast from the past. (Not Tony Shalhoub) ((Yet))

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Ep.225 All The Hats w/ Niki Hatzidis

Wed, 03 Jul 2019 04:00:00 -0000

This episode talks about the true height of success for NYC Actor/Playwrite Niki Hatzidis: Being passionate about a career AND making money! Theres goalposts, survivor jobs, Niki's 12 year old vision board, and commentary on the very surreal 1987 film The Brave Little Toaster. Also all the hats! Every hat!

#SurvivalJobs #VisionBoards #GoalPosts #VeryGreek #Actor #Playwright

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Next week's guest: Mary Candler

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Ep.224 I Don't See Noses w/ Sylvana Joyce

Wed, 26 Jun 2019 04:00:00 -0000

Sylvana Joyce (of Sylvana Joyce and The Moment) is a self-professed perfectionist, which means she's a perfect candidate for #DFTP because we are perfect. We never make weird mouth sounds or bang the mics or go on random tangents for minutes at a time and forget what the podcast is about. Oh, wait, except in this episode. This one's a fluke.

Follow Today's Guest:

FB/IG -- @sjandthemoment

Website -- www.sjandthemoment.com

Next week’s guest: Niki Hatzidis, actor & playwright

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Ep.223 Catches Fleas Just Like Flies w/ Andrew Wholf

Wed, 19 Jun 2019 04:00:00 -0000

David tries to relate to his teenage guest and teenage temporary co-host, so this episode is lit and groovy and chumber in all the right ways. (Note: David also hopes "chumber" is actually a word he made up for the bit, and not a real slang word that turns out to be some sort of racial slur, but he also can't be bothered to Google it so...fingers crossed)

Relevant hashtags: #ArchieBoy #Positivity #GuitarBar #Torn #KidzBop #GrittySpiderMan

Follow Today's Guest:

@6stringshred on IG

www.andrewwholf.com

Your Successful Hosts:

David Andrew Laws -- IG: @davidnotandrew

Megan Greener -- IG: @instagreener1

Next week’s guest: Sylvana Joyce, of Sylvana Joyce and The Moment (www.sjandthemoment.com)

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Ep.222 Of Course I Skip Along the Meadows w/ Rob Gilbert

Wed, 12 Jun 2019 04:00:00 -0000

David gets thrown under the bus, Megan gets sold down the river, and Rob is a tall, sexy, bi-racial man (and we will thank you to cast him appropriately). Also, it's a good thing podcasts are still a purely audio medium, because Archie does a fart that is truly heinous. It's a roller coaster of an episode, so put your hands up in the air and scream, no matter where you are right now!!

Relevant hashtags: #ArchieBoy #MrTicTac #Pondhopper #BiRacialIdentity #DavidTennant #RussellWilson

Follow Today's Guest:

His short film "Real Thirsty" is on IG @realthirstyfilm

And catch him in The Rolling Stone at Lincoln Center, June 20th - August 25th

(www.lincolncenter.org/show/the-rolling-stone)

Your Successful Hosts:

David Andrew Laws -- IG: @davidnotandrew

Megan Greener -- IG: @instagreener1

Next week’s guest: Andrew Wholf, teenage guitar prodigy

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Ep.221 Cameo Pants w/ Nicole Amaral

Wed, 05 Jun 2019 04:00:00 -0000

The title really says it all. Nicole drinks perfectly legal water, David practices his ASMR, and everyone learns some Portuguese swear words. Does the title not accurately depict all of that? Hello? HELLO!? How do words work?

Relevant hashtags: #DevelopingArtists #HunterCollege #ASMR #Caillou #Portuguese #SwearWords

Follow today's guest:

Twitter & IG: @nicoliamaral

Check out Developing Artists: www.developingartists.org

Your Successful Hosts:

David Andrew Laws -- IG: @davidnotandrew

Megan Greener -- IG: @instagreener1

Next week’s guest: Rob Gilbert, actor of stage and screen

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Ep.220 Wednesday's Nose Pickin' Day w/ Simone de Rochefort

Wed, 29 May 2019 17:22:00 -0000

The top comment on Simon de Rochefort's Polygon wiki page says "she could throat punch me and i would thank her ". And that pretty much sums it up. Enjoy the entire spectrum from deep, introspective discussion to giggling about the fact that she is, in reality, a cartoon boy on this super-successful episode. (Successfisode?)

Relevant hashtags: #France #FacebookDating #Polygon #Meetings #Recognition

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Twitter & IG: @doomquasar

Subscribe to The Polygon Show!!!!! Wherever podcasts are sold.

Watch her do her good, good work at www.youtube.com/polygon

And if you're down Nashville way, catch her at PodX May 31st - June 2nd!

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Next week’s guest: Nicole Amaral -- actor, stage manager, student, youth

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Ep.219 Thai TIE Tour Time w/ Andy Mac

Wed, 22 May 2019 17:41:00 -0000

Oh my god, there are so many unintentional mouth sounds in this episode. As well as the sounds of knocking, bumping the microphones, planes flying overhead, car alarms, and so many more! We're sorry to you, but mostly sorry to our editors. We know you have your options of podcasts, and we appreciate you choosing this stupid one. Exits are available at the rear and front of the podcast. Please make sure your ears are in their full upright position.

Relevant Hashtags: #Celebrities #TheDeadPoet #Turkey #TheSocietyofAmericanMagicians

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IG: @andymac1985

Website: www.anthonygusevich.com

See Andy in Peter and the Starcatcher: www.brownpapertickets.com/event/3657570

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Next week’s guest: Simone de Rochefort, Senior Video Producer at Polygon.com

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Ep.218 With Apologies to Timohthie Shalom w/ Anthony Gusevich

Wed, 15 May 2019 19:51:00 -0000

Listen to Anthony Gusevich. Hear Anthony Gusevich. Absorb Anthony Gusevich. Uphold Anthony Gusevich. Become Anthony Gusevich. Live Anthony Gusevich. We are all Anthony Gusevich.

Relevant hashtags: #Teaching #ExistentialCrisis #Praxis #UnionCity #TimotheeChalamet #AGayandHisGal #Representation

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IG: @anthonygusevich

A Gay and His Gal: @gayandhisgal

Website: www.anthonygusevich.com

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Next week’s guest: Andy McCain, or Andy Mac to his friends (which means you)

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Ep.217 The Secret Boy Mascot Writer w/ Skye Edwards

Wed, 01 May 2019 04:00:00 -0000

Skye Edwards has some very deep thoughts about sin, anxiety, competition, and eyebrow dancing. Check out this philosophical tennis match between Colossus Jr. and midlife crisis Spider-Man.

Relevant hashtags: #MagicJohnsonTheater #AvengersEndgame #SkyeEdwards #Mascots #TheDancingFan #LivingYourTruth

Follow today's guest: Skye Edwards

IG: @skyeedwa

Skye's Charity of Choice: www.mercyships.org

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Megan Greener -- IG: @instagreener1

Next week’s guest: We don't know yet, okay?! Stop pressuring us!!! We're doing the best we can!

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Ep.216 Halloween ASMR w/ Alan Waters

Wed, 24 Apr 2019 04:00:00 -0000

You are legally not allowed to like the sound quality on this episode more than usual, because we recorded it in a proper studio, but it's, like, a fifteen minute walk from David's apartment, so he refuses to make that a regular thing. Just sit back, relax, and enjoy the supple sounds of David & Alan Waters as they do the kind of interviewing they didn't do last time because they got distracted.

Relevant hashtags: #TakeTwo #Reviews #GoT #Robocalls #Theatre #WeddingPlanning

Follow today's guest: Alan Waters

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IG: @walanwaters

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Intro/Outro Music: "Spring Forward" by Biz Bad Studio

Next week’s guest: Skye Edwards, actor and very tall man

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Ep.215 Plug It Up, Plug It Up w/ Callee Miles

Wed, 17 Apr 2019 04:00:00 -0000

Our guest is inspiring, Megan is a delight, and David gets distracted by literally everything. This may sound like it describes *every* episode of #DFTP, but it *especially* describes this one. Come absorb the sage wisdom of Callee Miles directly into your brain via your ear holes while David pitches a new and improved Stephen King musical that would make Sondheim do a doodie in his drawers.

Relevant hashtags: #Paddington2 #Yinzers #Einstök #RobinHood #RightOutsideCleveland #Carrie

Follow today's guest: Callee Miles

Website: www.callee-miles.com

IG: @thecalleesi

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Next week’s guest: Skye Edwards, actor and very tall man

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Ep.214 The PregMonagle Chronicles (Part Two) w/ Liz McMonagle

Wed, 10 Apr 2019 04:00:00 -0000

This episode *does* contain a spoiler for Toy Story 3, as well as a full ten minute segment about Toy Story 4 in which David gets *EVERYTHING* wrong. So don't even listen to that part. Just...focus on Liz, her sultry voice, and all of her advice, success stories and good good jokes. (Also, the Pants song is pretty good. You're welcome)

Relevant hashtags: #MusicalTheatre #Broadway #Wikipedia #LiveAtFive #ToyStory4 #Pants

Follow today's guest: Liz McMonagle

Website: www.elizabethmcmonagle.com

IG: @professor_mcmonagle

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Intro/Outro Music: "Spring Forward" by Biz Bad Studio

Next week’s guest: **COPY TEXT**

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Ep.213 The Hamlet Episode (aka Not Just A Sex Cult) w/ Greg Pragel

Wed, 03 Apr 2019 04:00:00 -0000

Congratulations! Applications are now being accepted for the Official Cult of David Andrew Laws. In this episode, we discuss our mission statement, values, and whether or not it is absolutely a sex cult, which it is. We also talk about the usual success stuff though, don't worry. Greg Pragel is a very thoughtful and introspective actor, artist, and individual, and we know you're going to love his openness. (And that is not a further reference to the sex cult)

Relevant hashtags: #Depression #Reddit #Hamlet #FunkoPop #SpiderMan #Blacklist #Cult

Follow today's guest: Greg Pragel

Website: www.gregpragel.com/

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Intro/Outro Music: "Spring Forward" by Biz Bad Studio

Next week’s guest: Liz McMonagle, musical theatre actor and turkey chili chef.

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Ep.212 The Road to Success is Bumpy and Curved w/ Dayle Towarnicky

Wed, 27 Mar 2019 04:00:00 -0000

Dayle Towarnicky may "not" have “invented” language, but there’s nothing to prove she didn’t. I mean, have you ever seen her and the person who invented language in the same place at the same time? Think about it. And while you think about it, feast your ears on this one.

Follow today's guest: Dayle Towarnicky

Website: http://www.dayletowarnicky.com/

IG: @daylewithay

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Intro/Outro Music: "Spring Forward" by Biz Bad Studio

Next week’s guest: Greg Pragel, actor, fight choreographer, Spider-Man enthusiast

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Ep.211 Seabiscuit Lives in Your Heart w/ Michelle East

Wed, 20 Mar 2019 04:00:00 -0000

In case you hadn’t intuited this from the rest of this podcast’s run, David is in constant need of nurturing. Good thing he’s got an episode starring both his mother and his fiancee! And it’s this one! Listen up and LOVE it.

Relevant hashtags: #DavidsMom #Dreams #Education #Seabiscuit #TheSameSunset #Nurturing

Follow today's guest: Michelle East

IG: @dreast84

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Intro/Outro Music: "Spring Forward" by Biz Bad Studio

Next week’s guest: Dayle Towarnicky, Professional Voice Expert

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Ep.210 Ah, Yukon! w/ Artem Yatsunov

Wed, 13 Mar 2019 04:00:00 -0000

Artem, David, and Megan travel the world in this episode! Join us on our trip to the Oregon Trail, Ukraine, the Yukon, the Amazon, and more.

Relevant hashtags: #WearthePodcastThatYouDressFor #GuessWhatArtemDo #PlayDoughEA #NotTHEUkraine

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David Andrew Laws -- IG: @davidnotandrew

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Intro/Outro Music: "Spring Forward" by Biz Bad Studio

Next week’s guest: Michelle East

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Ep.209 DramaStudPro w/ Tyler Moss

Wed, 06 Mar 2019 05:00:00 -0000

In this episode, Tyler Moss (our very own DramaStudPro/The Shakespeare Forum's Artistic Director) dishes on new attitudes toward auditioning. Hear about one of the most offensive productions to come to NYC and one of the most bizarre side jobs an actor can have. Get your minds blown like ours were!

Relevant hashtags: #ShakespeareForum #Auditioning #ClownSchool #NYCBeLike #ToyWrestling

Your Successful Hosts:

David Andrew Laws -- IG: @davidnotandrew

Megan Greener -- IG: @instagreener1

Intro/Outro Music: "Spring Forward" by Biz Bad Studio

Next week’s guest: Artem Yatsunov

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Ep.208 It's Got Butt & Nut w/ Katie Rosenhouse

Wed, 27 Feb 2019 05:00:00 -0000

Have you ever wondered what the sexiest food is? Have you ever wondered if actors or chefs are hornier? Have we got the episode for you! Join us as we chat with Katie Rosenhouse about early success, retirement dreams, and filling the time between.

Relevant hashtags: #KatiesRoastenhouse #HornyFood #ChefsVSActors #DefinitelyJewish #Cookbooks #LadyTime

Follow today's guest: Katie Rosenhouse

IG: @katierosenhouse

Website: www.katierosenhouse.com/

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Intro/Outro Music: "Spring Forward" by Biz Bad Studio

Next week’s guest: Tyler Moss, actor and Artistic Director of The Shakespeare Forum

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Ep.207 Watch Daddy p0wn Some n00bs w/ Jim Cairl

Wed, 20 Feb 2019 05:00:00 -0000

What a couple-a nerds! Between video games, Jeopardy, and semantic definitions of "success", what WON'T these two wax philosophical on? (On what won't these two wax philosophical?) Enjoy this mellow, thoughtful, boarderline-Socratic-seminar of an episode, you great ear-havers!

Relevant hashtags: #VideoGames #MarieKondo #ActorsEquity #Parenting #Jeopardy

Follow today's guest: Jim Cairl

IG: @apunyhuman

Jeopardy!: http://j-archive.com/showseason.php?season=19

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Intro/Outro Music: "Spring Forward" by Biz Bad Studio

Next week’s guest: Katie Rosenhouse, culinary expert (www.katierosenhouse.com/)

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Ep. 206 - Must Love Trains w/ Ilana Ransom Toeplitz

Wed, 13 Feb 2019 15:52:00 -0000

Happy Valentine's Day Eve! Whether you're here with us in New York, "The Empire State," or somewhere exotic like Pennsylvania, "The Big Long State with Only Something on Either End and Nothing in the Middle State," we hope you find your own chisel-chested engineer to snuggle up with. And if you find two, why not share one with Ilana Ransom Toeplitz? Don't be greedy!!!

Relevant hashtags #Pittsburgh #SDCF #WorkHard #BeNice #Trains #BucketList #Susan Stroman #TheProm #Zombies

Follow today's guest: @ilanarantoe Website: www.ilanadirects.com

Your Successful Hosts: David Andrew Laws -- IG: @davidnotandrew Megan Greener -- IG: @instagreener1 W/ Guest Co-Host Armelle Kay Harper -- IG: @legmelle

Intro/Outro Music: "Spring Forward" by Biz Bad Studio

Next week's guest: Jim Cairl, actor and Director of Advertising Operations at Playbill

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Ep.205 - TiteP69 is Available - w/Maggie Larkin

Wed, 06 Feb 2019 04:30:00 -0000

This episode begins with a good ol' fashioned Cranky Corner™, and it only gets more complain-y from there. But we've got Maggie Larkin! And guest co-host Armelle Kay Harper!! It's basically a big, successful party!!! Join us!!!!

Relevant hashtags: #ILovePlaystation #Oklahoma #Unions #Neopets #SpaceJam

Follow today's guest: Maggie Larkin IG: @awesomehostile Website: www.themaggielarkin.com

Your Successful Hosts: David Andrew Laws -- IG: @davidnotandrew Megan Greener -- IG: @instagreener1 w/ Guest Co-Host Armelle Kay Harper -- IG: @legmelle

Intro/Outro Music: "Spring Forward" by Biz Bad Studio

Next week’s guest: Ilana Ransom Toeplitz, director and choreographer (www.ilanadriects.com)

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Ep.204 - Why Is Hamlet At The Beach? w/ Jack Corcoran

Wed, 30 Jan 2019 06:19:00 -0000

Legends say it was when David and Jack Corcoran said "I'm not good at this" simultaneously that they truly fell in love. Listen carefully and see if you can hear the sparks fly. We also brainstorm GaySMR™, so get ready for those very, very well-groomed brain tingles.

Relevant hashtags: #CelebrityGossip #DrunkShakespeare #Aliens #DoctorDeath #ASMR #WeddingPlanning #RelationshipAdvice

Follow today's guest: Jack Corcoran IG: @corcoranjack Website: www.jackcorcoranactor.com/

Your Successful Hosts: David Andrew Laws -- IG: @davidnotandrew Megan Greener -- IG: @instagreener1

Intro/Outro Music: "Spring Forward" by Biz Bad Studio

Next week’s guest: Maggie Larkin, director, writer, theatrical Jill-Of-All-Trades (www.themaggielarkin.com)

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Ep. 203 - My Foot Fell Off - w/Brian Morabito

Wed, 23 Jan 2019 04:45:00 -0000

We're all over the place on this one!! From casual arson to Into The Spider-Verse to Brian's actor/model girlfriend who totally exists...all within the first nine minutes! That's what happens when you podcast with an Improv Master like Brian (Furey) Morabito. And what happens when David tries to improv with the greatest? Well, you can be certain someone's getting embarrassed! (David. David's getting embarrassed)

Relevant Hashtags: #Drinking #OneOnOne #BronxZoo #DrunkPlanetEarth #Improv #UCB #HouseOfBirds

Follow today's guest: Brian Morabito IG: @morathanenough Twitter: @morathanenough The Objectively Incredible Show: www.facebook.com/Theobjectivelyincredibleshow

Your Successful Hosts: David Andrew Laws -- IG: @davidnotandrew Megan Greener -- IG: @instagreener1

Intro/Outro Music: "Spring Forward" by Biz Bad Studio

Next week’s guest: Armelle Kay Harper & Jody Kay Smith, artists, fiancées, first time D&D-ers

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Ep. 202 A Whole Child - w/ Isabel Culpepper

Wed, 16 Jan 2019 05:41:00 -0000

Your hair looks amazing! And if it was difficult for you to take that compliment, good news! We spend basically a third of this episode decrypting the code on how to give and take compliments. And since Isabel's an actual teenager, you know she's not developed the ability to be disingenuous yet, so enjoy!

Relevant Hashtags: #Alan #Midterms #Zodiac #BlueHair #Prodigy #Compliments

Follow today's guest: Isabel Culpepper IG: @isabel_culpepper Developing Artists: www.developingartists.org

Your Successful Hosts: David Andrew Laws -- IG: @davidnotandrew Megan Greener -- IG: @instagreener1

Intro/Outro Music: "Spring Forward" by Biz Bad Studio

Next week’s guest: Brian Morabito, actor and improviser

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Ep. 201 - What A Toot Horner - w/ David Andrew Laws

Wed, 09 Jan 2019 16:53:00 -0000

Toot toot! Who put that horn in David’s hands? You know what happens when you give a David a horn. And if you don’t…well, you will now. Welcome to season two of Dress For the Podcast You Want: the amuse-bouche of narcissistic podcasts. (With apologies to Kevin Kline)Toot toot!!!!!

Relevant Hashtags: #MeganGreener #Hamlet #NintendoSwitch #Hats #LiveShow #AmuseBouche #Bradbury #BadExamplesPodcast

Your Successful Hosts: Megan Greener -- IG: @instagreener1 David Andrew Laws -- IG: @davidnotandrew

Intro/Outro Music: "Spring Forward" by Biz Bad Studio

Next week’s guest: Isabel Culpepper, 16-year-old artistic prodigy

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Ep. 124 - Merry Kwanzaa Eve - w/ David Andrew Laws

Tue, 25 Dec 2018 13:00:00 -0000

Uh oh! Looks like David came early! The podcast! The podcast ejaculated prematurely! Wait, no. The pod-.... Christmas... Christmas came early! That's what we were looking for. Okay. Don't...don't read this with any of your family around by the way. That could be an awkward explanation.

Relevant hashtags: #Hoegaarden #EnjoyTheDoing #AlwaysSunny #Diversity

Your Successful Hosts: David Andrew Laws -- IG: @davidnotandrew Megan Greener -- IG: @instagreener1

Intro/Outro Music Courtesy of Purple Planet Music (Track: “Motivation for Life”)

Happy Holidays! See you next year!

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Ep. 123 - Evil Podcast Spider-Man - w/ Michael Satow

Wed, 19 Dec 2018 15:10:00 -0000

If you're reading this, odds are you were once a baby. But if you're reading this, odds are you are no longer a baby. And in the words of our co-guest #LorettaMiriam: "Ah dbee? Whooooooooo. Bee drrrr. App!" Deep and profound, just like this episode.

Relevant hashtags: #ShortPeople #DadStuff #HoldOnTightly #LetGoLightly #ASL #Happiness

Follow this week’s guest: Instagram: @michaelsatow Website: www.michaelsatow.com

Your Successful Hosts: David Andrew Laws -- IG: @davidnotandrew Megan Greener -- IG: @instagreener1

Intro Music courtesy of The Green Orbs (Track: Broccoli on My Plate)

Next week — Season Finale! Recap of the year w/ your best friend David

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Ep. 122 - Dorothy Get Your Gun - w/ Jill DeArmon

Wed, 12 Dec 2018 18:59:00 -0000

Mom, Artistic Director, Teaching Artist, Director, Choreographer, and NOW...first time podcast guest. We think she did an amazing job, but we're biased, so will you please give it a listen and let us know what you think? Thanks. Your ears are our favorite ears.

Relevant hashtags: #RealLabLove #Artivism #Fear #BaltimoreSchoolfortheArts #Balls #Developing Artists

Follow this week’s guest: Instagram: @jill_dearmon Check out Developing Artists: www.developingartists.org Check out LAByrinth Theater's Barn Series: www.labtheater.org/

Your Successful Hosts: David Andrew Laws -- IG: @davidnotandrew Megan Greener -- IG: @instagreener1

Intro/Outro Music courtesy of Freedom Trail Studio (Track: In Every Way)

Next week's guest — Michael Satow, actor and dad extraordinaire

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Ep.121 - How The Grinch Stole A Baby - w/ Travis Klemm

Wed, 05 Dec 2018 13:00:00 -0000

You're a keen one, Mr. Klemm. You really are our gueeeeest. You're a lovely, great perfectionist who's striving for the best, Mr. Kleeeeeemm! The three words that best describe you are as follows, and I quote: This. Week's. Guest. (Enjoy!)

Relevant hashtags: #HanukkahAllYearRound #LIPA #TheGrinch #Thirty #FuckWestVirginia #Goals

Follow this week’s guest: Website: www.travisklemm.com Catch Julius Caesar, closing December 8th — www.hamletisntdead.com Check out the award-winning short film, The Serpent in the Apple — www.facebook.com/ReallySatannow/

Your Successful Hosts: David Andrew Laws -- Instagram: @davidnotandrew Megan Greener -- Instagram: @instagreener1

Intro/Outro Music: "Ready-Set-Go!" by Magic In The Order

Next week's guest — Jill DeArmon, Artistic Director of Developing Artists

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Ep. 120 - The Official Tony Shalhoub Bonus Round - w/ A Linguistically Unidentified Cabby

Wed, 05 Dec 2018 13:00:00 -0000

Anthony Marcus Shalhoub (/ʃəˈluːb/ shə-LOOB; born October 9, 1953) is an American actor. His television work includes Antonio Scarpacci in NBC sitcom Wings and detective Adrian Monk in the USA TV series Monk, for which he has won a Golden Globe Award for Best Actor – Television Series Musical or Comedy, two Screen Actors Guild Awards for Outstanding Performance by a Male Actor in a Comedy Series and three Primetime Emmy Awards for Outstanding Lead Actor in a Comedy Series. He has also had a successful film career as a character actor, with roles in films such as Barton Fink (1991), Big Night (1996), Men in Black (1997), The Siege (1998), Galaxy Quest (1999), Spy Kids (2001), The Man Who Wasn't There (2001), Cars (2006), 1408 (2007), and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2014).

Thanks for your support, everyone! This is a bonus episode because we skipped a week. Catch this week's real episode starring Travis Klemm, and tune in every Wednesday for more success!]

Intro and Outro Music courtesy of John Deley and the 41 Players. Tracks: "Almost a Year Ago" and "Dixie Outlandish"

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Ep. 119 - Ménage À Podcast - w/ Tracy DiMarco & Jessica Romano

Wed, 21 Nov 2018 17:58:00 -0000

They're a little off-kilter and a lot of fun! Coming to DimlyWit this Fall, it's the newest reality soap docu-tragi-romcom-thrill-poli-mentary: "Dimarco & Romano"! Or you could just listen to this episode, where we discuss the finer points of podcasting, day-drinking, and we forgot the third thing because we spent the podcast day-drinking.

Relevant hashtags: #PodcastVirgins #Jerseylicious #Pregnancy #GlamourDolls #Deaf #Unicorn #WatchThisSpace

Follow this week’s guests: Instagram: @tracydimarcoeps and @jesshottie Twitter: @tracidimarcoeps and @jesshottie

Your Successful Hosts: David Andrew Laws -- Instagram: @davidnotandrew Megan Greener -- Instagram: @instagreener1

Intro/Outro Music courtesy of www.purple-planet.com (Track: Cloud Nine)

Next week's guest — Super secret surprise, so DO tune in.

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Ep. 118 - Lisa Plays Pokémon GO! - w/ Lisa Klages

Wed, 14 Nov 2018 15:31:00 -0000

If this episode makes you want to give everyone involved a serious wedgie, we understand. We rattle on about theatre, video games, and nerd culture in general, except for Megan, who's so cool she struggles to come up with the names of more than two Pokémon. Pocket protectors on, people!

Relevant hashtags: #DrunkShakespeare #Theatre #PepperPack #BeingOn #PokemonGo #NormLewis #Parrots

Follow this week’s guest: Instagram: @lisak487 and/or @drunkshakespeare Twitter: @LisaKlages Facebook: www.facebook.com/LisaKlagesTheatre

Your Successful Hosts: David Andrew Laws -- Instagram: @dandrewlaws Megan Greener -- Instagram: @instagreener1

Intro/Outro Music: Moonquake by Nana Kwabena

Next week's guest(s!) — Tracy Dimarco and Jessica Romano of Jerseylicious

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Ep. 117 - Anne's Cultural Touchstones - w/ Anne Whitaker

Wed, 07 Nov 2018 22:56:00 -0000

Come hear the majestic North American Baby in its natural habitat: stomping around upstairs like a podcast-hating mastodon. Also, if you listen carefully, you can hear David and Megan and Anne Whitaker talk about some really deep and heavy stuff. Strap in, y’all.

Relevant hashtags: #Babies #Acupuncture #AnneofGreenGables #Patreon #EatingDisorders #BeforeSunrise

Follow this week’s guest: Instagram: @annemignon Website: http://annewhitaker.com/home

Your Successful Hosts: David Andrew Laws -- Instagram: @dandrewlaws Megan Greener -- Instagram: @instagreener1

Intro/Outro Music: "Olde Salooner Blues" by Midnight North

Next week's guest — Lisa Klages, resident director of Drunk Shakespeare

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Ep. 116 - I Think That's The Plum - w/ Alan Waters

Wed, 31 Oct 2018 13:38:00 -0000

We talk a LOT about food in this episode. Which might not be the *most* Halloween-y thing we could have done. But a lot of it is about foods we don't like, so maybe that works. Look oooouuuut...for ollllliiiiivves!

Relevant hashtags -- #Imperialism #Pennsylvania #Olives #LadyandtheTramp #ElonMusk #TheSouth #RedBarnTheatre #DimlyWit

Follow this week’s guest: Instagram: @walanwaters Website: www.dimlywit.com

Your Successful Hosts: David Andrew Laws -- Instagram: @dandrewlaws Megan Greener -- Instagram: @instagreener1

Next week's guest — You'll have to wait and see. We're doing a spookily bad job of planning this week. Happy Halloween!

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Ep. 115 - A Baby in Bangkok - w/ Bessie D. Smith

Wed, 24 Oct 2018 16:22:00 -0000

Don’t tell Tony Shalhoub about this episode, seriously. Even if you have his number and can totally text him to tell him how hilarious and interesting and creative it is, don’t do it! Even if you’re going over to his house for tea later and he asks for recommendations on new and insightful podcasts. DON'T DO IT! Also, it’s Opposite Day.

Relevant hashtags -- #TonyShalhoub #Thailand #Change #Trivia #AfricanDiaspora #BookedAndBlessed #SadAndDepressed

Follow this week’s guest: Instagram: @bess_tha_mess Performance Reel: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=psu4nJk1Ih0 (Link to Bessie's personal podcast "B-Real" coming soon)

Your Successful Hosts: David Andrew Laws -- Instagram: @dandrewlaws Megan Greener -- Instagram: @instagreener1

Intro/Outro Music courtesy of www.purple-planet.com (Track: Inspirational)

Next week's guest — Alan Waters, man of many hats and founder of Dimly Wit Productions — https://www.dimlywit.com/

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Ep. 114 - We Are Kristen - w/ Mariah P.

Wed, 17 Oct 2018 13:00:00 -0000

Our guest this week opted to remain partially anonymous, which we totally don’t find suspicious at all. Maybe Mariah’s not even her real name. Maybe it’s Phramanda. Or Chourtney. The world will never know. (Unless the world listens to the part of the episode where David introduces the guest)

Relevant hashtags -- #BucketList #Nashville #RoyalConservatoireofScotland #ASMR #PumpkinBeer #DaddyMia #Kristen

Your Successful Hosts: David Andrew Laws -- Instagram: @dandrewlaws Bessie D. Smith -- Instagram: @bess_tha_mess (and guest co-host Megan Greener -- Instagram: @instagreener1)

Intro/Outro Music courtesy of www.purple-planet.com (Track: Big Vision)

Next week's guest — Bessie D. Smith, actor and co-host of the very sexy podcast, Dress for the Podcast You Want

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Ep. 113 - Postulating Cyclothymic - w/ Andrew Barrett

Wed, 10 Oct 2018 15:06:00 -0000

David gets in a fight with his therapist, Andy naps in midtown, and Megan is bursting with questions. We also consider adding new segments like “Describe that Drink”, “Let’s Look at a Website”, and “Andy’s Cheese Corner”, which all translate soooooo well to a non-visual medium.

Relevant hashtags -- #DimlyWit #Grappa #Cheese #DrunkShakespeare #Trainspotting #MentalHealth

Follow this week's guest: Instagram: @andrewj_barrett Facebook: www.andrewbarrettactor.com

Your Successful Hosts: David Andrew Laws -- Instagram: @dandrewlaws Bessie D. Smith -- Instagram: @bess_tha_mess (and guest co-host Megan Greener -- Instagram: @instagreener1)

Intro/Outro Music courtesy of www.purple-planet.com (Track: Doomed)

Next week's guest — Mariah Parris, actor and cast member of Drunk Shakespeare

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Ep. 112 - So You Want To Date A Successful Person - w/ Brandon Monokian

Wed, 03 Oct 2018 18:50:00 -0000

Extra! Extra! Read all about it!!! Brandon Monokian IS Theatre Critic Trump on Twitter. If you don’t know what that is, consider this whole episode an advertisement for that Twitter account, because while we *didn’t* talk about it for an hour, but we absolutely *could have*. Apologies to any non-Equity actors who may be ridiculed during this podcast.

Relevant hashtags -- #Coffee #HappyYummyChicken #Dating #AnnaKarenina #DaphneRubenVega #LoveDrunkLife #TheatreCriticTrump

Follow this week's guest: Instagram: @brandonmonokian Twitter: @bmakestheatre or @trumpmusicals Website: www.brandonmakestheatre.com Learn More: http://www.lovedrunklife.com/ Watch More! -- http://www.happyyummychicken.com/

Your Successful Hosts: David Andrew Laws -- Instagram: @dandrewlaws Bessie D. Smith -- Instagram: @bess_tha_mess (and guest co-host Megan Greener -- Instagram: @instagreener1)

Intro/Outro Music courtesy of www.purple-planet.com (Track: Teamwork)

Next week's guest -- Andrew Barrett, actor and star of Trainspotting Live NYC

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Ep. 111 - Go Poop In A Flowerpot - w/ Ashley Smith

Wed, 26 Sep 2018 14:22:00 -0000

Relevant hashtags -- #OccupationalTherapy #HelenKellerServices #Gratitude #CulturalCompetancy #Blacklist #AOTA Follow this week's guest: Instagram: @ashleymae_91 Learn more about Occupational Therapy at https://www.aota.org/ and the work Ashley does at https://www.helenkeller.org/

Your Successful Hosts: David Andrew Laws -- Instagram: @dandrewlaws Bessie D. Smith -- Instagram: @bess_tha_mess (and guest co-host Megan Greener -- Instagram: @instagreener1) Intro/Outro Music courtesy of www.purple-planet.com (Track: Blessed)

Next week's guest -- Brandon Monokian, producer, filmmaker, founder of Love Drunk Life and the popular Twitter account Theatre Critic Trump (@TrumpMusicals)

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Ep. 110 - Shut Up and Let Me Compliment You - w/ Megan Greener

Wed, 19 Sep 2018 18:22:00 -0000

This episode is dedicated to "The Haters", apparently. And since Megan Greener is a pillar of sculpted awesomeness and doesn't have any haters...well then this one obviously goes out to you, Bill. David knows what you did.... Relevant hashtags -- #Aryuveda #NightShift #DevelopingArtists #SeriousCorner #SexWorking #MaggieFlannigan

Follow this week's guest: Instagram: @instagreener1 Facebook: www.facebook.com/megan.greener.actor Website: www.megangreener.com Twitter: @mgreener1

Next week's guest -- Ashley Smith, MSOT,OTR/L. To find out what all those fun letters mean, you'll have to listen in! Or...Google it?

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Ep. 109 - Has Rachel Bloom Ever Worn Depends? - w/ Daisy Hobbs

Wed, 12 Sep 2018 13:00:00 -0000

Fun fact: This episode was written, directed, produced by and stars Daisy Hobbs. It may sound like three people, but that's just a testament to how talented she is. Soak in her success like the moisture-absorbing technology of Depends®.

Relevant hashtags -- #PeeJokes #TimesSquare #MSU #CycleBar #FamilyPlanning #RachelBloom

Follow this week's guest: Instagram: @daisyhobbscomedy & @outcastwebseries Website: www.daisyhobbs.com

Your Successful Hosts: David Andrew Laws -- Instagram: @dandrewlaws Bessie D. Smith -- Instagram: @bess_tha_mess (and guest co-host Megan Greener -- Instagram: @instagreener1)

Intro/Outro Music courtesy of www.purple-planet.com (Track: Sundial)

Next week's guest -- Megan Greener: actor, teaching artist, and guest co-host on Dress for the Podcast You Want.

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Ep. 108 - 2,100 Asians - w/ George Abud

Wed, 05 Sep 2018 17:51:00 -0000

This is a divisive episode for many reasons. Not only does George Abud think the concept of success is “bullshit” (his words!), but the audio’s also…kind of weird. So. Listen at your own peril. But do listen. George is a delight! Improvements and big news to come! Relevant hashtags -- #TonyShalhoub #Memories #Detroit #Twitter #Controversial #ExtraFriends #Cinnabon #TedX

Follow this week's guest: Instagram: @georgeabud See George in the Tony Award-winning "The Band's Visit" on Broadway: https://thebandsvisitmusical.com/

Your Successful Hosts: David Andrew Laws -- Instagram: @dandrewlaws Bessie D. Smith -- Instagram: @bess_tha_mess (and guest co-host Megan Greener -- Instagram: @instagreener1)

Intro/Outro Music courtesy of www.purple-planet.com (Track: Feelin' Good)

Next week's guest -- Daisy Hobbs: actor, comedian, and creator of "OUTCAST", the first musical web series created, written, directed, produced, and starring an African-American actress.

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Ep. 107 - When's The Last Time You Ate A Whole Pizza? - w/ Marissa Ghavami

Wed, 29 Aug 2018 15:51:00 -0000

What happens when an unflappably yogic source of healing energy comes up against a completely flappable, half-drunk podcast host? Only this episode will tell. Also, Megan Greener guest co-hosts, and we hope you like her, but not as much as you usually like Bessie, or else Bessie's going to cry.

Relevant hashtags -- #Bessie #WithoutATrace #Intervention #MarissaGhavamiDay #HealingTREE #MorningPerson #WaldenTheatre #BFFs

Follow this week's guest: Instagram: @marissaghavami Twitter: @marissaghavami Website: www.marissaghavami.com Advocacy: www.healingTREEnonprofit.org

Your Successful Hosts: David Andrew Laws -- Instagram: @dandrewlaws Bessie D. Smith -- Instagram: @bess_tha_mess (and guest co-host Megan Greener -- Instagram: @instagreener1)

Intro/Outro Music courtesy of www.purple-planet.com (Track: Cool Struttin')

Next week's guest: George Abud, actor and company member of the Tony Award-winning "The Band's Visit".

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Ep. 106 - Tina Fey Smells Like Zabar's - w/ Grey Henson

Wed, 22 Aug 2018 17:04:00 -0000

This episode is six parts interview, two parts reminiscing, and eight parts *totally haunted*. But you deserve as much of Grey Henson as possible, so we left in every glitch, blip, and awkward silence for you to enjoy. And/or that's just David's excuse for being bad at his "job". Either way, enjoy!

Relevant hashtags -- #Hauntings #JoshGad #NewOrleansAudiences #SellYourself #Representation #DressForSuccess #Ambivert

Follow this week's guest: Instagram: @greyhenson Twitter: @greyhenson Website: www.greyhenson.com

Your Successful Hosts: David Andrew Laws -- Instagram: @dandrewlaws Bessie D. Smith -- Instagram: @bess_tha_mess

Intro/Outro Music courtesy of www.purple-planet.com (Track: Halloween Pumpkin)

Next week's guest: Marissa Ghavami, actor, singer, voice over artist, model, and advocate. Founder of Healing TREE (www.healingtreenonprofit.org)

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Ep. 105 - Keep It Bathroom Friendly - w/ Victoria Cairl

Wed, 08 Aug 2018 15:10:00 -0000

Victoria Cairl is the protagonist of a wonderful story called "Her Life". Chapters in that story include "Fibbing Your Way To A Successful Wedding", "Naming Your Child Like An Irish Pub", and "Being An Amazing Podcast Guest"! So listen in and try to absorb some of the excess success.

Relevant hashtags -- #PepperPack #WestRoyalston #ShowScore #BodyPositive #EmptyMetTour #Sardis #BenningtonCollege

Follow this week's guest: Instagram: @victoriacairl Twitter: @vikcairl Writings: https://www.entrepreneur.com/author/victoria-cairl Linkedin: https://www.linkedin.com/in/victoria-cairl-b712a1a

Your Successful Hosts: David Andrew Laws -- Instagram: @dandrewlaws Bessie D. Smith -- Instagram: @bess_tha_mess

Intro/Outro Music courtesy of www.purple-planet.com (Track: Fearless)

Next week's guest: No one! It's our *Season One Finale*, and you'll listen whether you like it or not if you know what's good for you....

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Ep. 104 - Is Tony Shalhoub? - w/ Lilli Stein

Wed, 01 Aug 2018 16:58:00 -0000

Lilli Stein puts the "take" in "outtake". And outtake rhymes with cake. And in this episode, she makes being a successful actor in NYC look like a cakewalk. Listen in for the secrets to her success and a whoooooole lot of Tony Shalhoub talk.

Relevant hashtags -- #PinkWine #MarvelousMrsMaisel #TonyShalhoub #Chill #NewYorkBlows #SweetNothings #Zodiac

Follow this week's guest: Instagram: @lillilillilillilli Website: https://www.lillistein.com/ And if you haven't already, check her out in season one of the Emmy Nominated hit, The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel: https://www.amazon.com/Marvelous-Mrs-Maisel-Season/dp/B06X9579J1

Your Successful Hosts: David Andrew Laws -- Instagram: @dandrewlaws Bessie D. Smith -- Instagram: @bess_tha_mess

Intro/Outro Music courtesy of http://www.purple-planet.com (Track: 8-bit Heaven)

Next week's guest: Victoria Cairl -- Writer, Entrepeneur, and Senior Vice President of Strategic Partnerships at Show-Score.com

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Ep. 103 - The Tonys of Spain - w/ Abel Garriga

Wed, 25 Jul 2018 18:07:00 -0000

Abel Garriga's kind of a big deal, but David didn't know that going into this episode. Listen to see if you can spot the moment when he figures it out and goes from acting like a doofus to acting like a total doofus.

Relevant hashtags -- #Spain #InjuredWrist #Goals #NotLearningFromYourMom #DefiningSuccess #AwardShows #Mentors #Pride

Follow this week's guest: Instagram: @abel.garriga SoundCloud: https://soundcloud.com/abel-garriga

Your Successful Hosts: David Andrew Laws -- Instagram: @dandrewlaws Bessie D. Smith -- Instagram: @bess_tha_mess

Intro/Outro Music: "Prova Project" courtesy of Abel Garriga. Available at https://blend.io/abelgarriga92

Next week's guest, Lilli Stein, actor/writer, and Vivian on "The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel"

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Ep. 102 - The Cult of Me - w/ Adrian Blake Enscoe

Wed, 18 Jul 2018 17:39:00 -0000

Do you have ears? Do you like to put sounds in them? Then you're going to love this episode. It begins with an *unreleased, never-before-heard* track by Bandits on the Run. That in and of itself is a reason to listen. Then, go see Bandits on the Run LIVE, Friday, July 20th. Tickets available here: https://www.ticketfly.com/purchase/event/1704353

Relevant hashtags -- #BanditsontheRun #Cranky #Pseudonyms #MedicinalActing #Happiness #Busking #AmandaPalmer

Find out more about Bandits on the Run: Website: http://www.banditsontherun.nyc/ BandCamp: https://banditsontherun.bandcamp.com/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/banditsontherun/ SoundCloud: https://soundcloud.com/banditsontherun Twitter: https://twitter.com/banditsontherun Instagram: @banditsontherun

Your Successful Hosts: David Andrew Laws -- Instagram: @dandrewlaws Bessie D. Smith -- Instagram: @bess_tha_mess

Intro/Outro Music courtesy of Bandits on the Run (track: Love in the Underground)

Next week's guest, Abel Garriga, composer and winner of the Spanish Tonys

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Ep. 101 - Suckcess - w/ Bessie D. Smith

Tue, 10 Jul 2018 02:20:00 -0000

In this episode, David and his personal assistant Bessie D. Smith tackle the big questions like, "What is success?", "How do we measure it?", and "What should we name this podcast?". This is simultaneously the least and most successful episode, at least until next week.

Relevant hashtags -- #Success #Podcasts #HarrisonFord #Hashtags #Portmanteaus #ShibaInus #Acting

Learn more about these successful people: David Andrew Laws -- Instagram: @dandrewlaws Bessie D. Smith -- Instagram: @bess_tha_mess

Intro/Outro Music courtesy of http://www.purple-planet.com (Track: Jump Up)

Next week's guest, Adrian Blake Enscoe of Bandits on the Run

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