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    <description>Link Neal (Good Mythical Morning, Ear Biscuits) and his father Charles Neal (GMM runaway star) are practically identical, except they live thousands of miles apart from each other. Dispatches From Myrtle Beach brings the honest and often hilarious conversations between a tight-knit father and son team, as well as an inside look at the Neal family dynamic. Every Tuesday, listeners will get to have the intimate experience of hearing a call between Link and his dad, but it’s not just Myrtle Beach we’ll be hearing about- it’s everything under the (Southern) sun.



Check out more on https://x.com/Mythical</description>
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    <itunes:summary>Link Neal (Good Mythical Morning, Ear Biscuits) and his father Charles Neal (GMM runaway star) are practically identical, except they live thousands of miles apart from each other. Dispatches From Myrtle Beach brings the honest and often hilarious conversations between a tight-knit father and son team, as well as an inside look at the Neal family dynamic. Every Tuesday, listeners will get to have the intimate experience of hearing a call between Link and his dad, but it’s not just Myrtle Beach we’ll be hearing about- it’s everything under the (Southern) sun.



Check out more on https://x.com/Mythical</itunes:summary>
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      <title>Rhett &amp; Link's Trip To Alaska | DFMB Episode 165</title>
      <description>Charles’ 100k THIRST TRAP campaign is officially underway!!! Myrtle Beasts, help get us to 100k subscribers - we promise it will be worth your while. In another amazing news, Nancy finally had her last chemo treatment, and Charles and Link discuss the big milestone. Plus, Link debriefs his recent trip to Alaska. C’mon and have a good time with us! 



Got a question, comment, or story you want to share with Charles and Link? Send an email to ratherbshaggin53@aol.com. (Charles also accepts deez nuts jokes, unfortunately.) 



Check out the video version of this podcast: youtube.com/@DispatchesFromMyrtleBeach
 
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 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 21 Apr 2026 10:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:summary>Charles’ 100k THIRST TRAP campaign is officially underway!!! Myrtle Beasts, help get us to 100k subscribers - we promise it will be worth your while. In another amazing news, Nancy finally had her last chemo treatment, and Charles and Link discuss the big milestone. Plus, Link debriefs his recent trip to Alaska. C’mon and have a good time with us! 



Got a question, comment, or story you want to share with Charles and Link? Send an email to ratherbshaggin53@aol.com. (Charles also accepts deez nuts jokes, unfortunately.) 



Check out the video version of this podcast: youtube.com/@DispatchesFromMyrtleBeach
 
To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy
  
 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Charles’ 100k THIRST TRAP campaign is officially underway!!! Myrtle Beasts, help get us to 100k subscribers - we promise it will be worth your while. In another amazing news, Nancy finally had her last chemo treatment, and Charles and Link discuss the big milestone. Plus, Link debriefs his recent trip to Alaska. C’mon and have a good time with us! </p>
<p><br></p>
<p>Got a question, comment, or story you want to share with Charles and Link? Send an email to ratherbshaggin53@aol.com. (Charles also accepts deez nuts jokes, unfortunately.) </p>
<p><br></p>
<p>Check out the video version of this podcast: youtube.com/@DispatchesFromMyrtleBeach</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: <a href="https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy">https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy</a></p> <p> </p> <p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices">https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>Fans Subscribe Dad To Hilarious Newsletters | DFMB Episode 164</title>
      <description>Charles confronts the Myrtle Beasts about a prank they’ve been playing on him (aka spamming his email with hilarious newsletters). Charles tries to pronounce more words, and the two role-play as Bigfoot and a park ranger. Plus, Charles discusses his survival plan if he were stuck in the wilderness. C’mon and have a good time with us!



Got a question, comment, or story you want to share with Charles and Link? Send an email to ratherbshaggin53@aol.com. (Charles also accepts deez nuts jokes, unfortunately.) 



Check out the video version of this podcast: youtube.com/@DispatchesFromMyrtleBeach
 
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      <pubDate>Tue, 14 Apr 2026 10:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:summary>Charles confronts the Myrtle Beasts about a prank they’ve been playing on him (aka spamming his email with hilarious newsletters). Charles tries to pronounce more words, and the two role-play as Bigfoot and a park ranger. Plus, Charles discusses his survival plan if he were stuck in the wilderness. C’mon and have a good time with us!



Got a question, comment, or story you want to share with Charles and Link? Send an email to ratherbshaggin53@aol.com. (Charles also accepts deez nuts jokes, unfortunately.) 



Check out the video version of this podcast: youtube.com/@DispatchesFromMyrtleBeach
 
To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy
  
 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Charles confronts the Myrtle Beasts about a prank they’ve been playing on him (aka spamming his email with hilarious newsletters). Charles tries to pronounce more words, and the two role-play as Bigfoot and a park ranger. Plus, Charles discusses his survival plan if he were stuck in the wilderness. C’mon and have a good time with us!</p>
<p><br></p>
<p>Got a question, comment, or story you want to share with Charles and Link? Send an email to ratherbshaggin53@aol.com. (Charles also accepts deez nuts jokes, unfortunately.) </p>
<p><br></p>
<p>Check out the video version of this podcast: youtube.com/@DispatchesFromMyrtleBeach</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: <a href="https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy">https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy</a></p> <p> </p> <p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices">https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>Charles Reacts To Link Getting Pranked On GMM | DFMB Episode 163</title>
      <description>Link tells Charles about his birth simulation experience on GMM, and getting pranked by Rhett and the whole crew. Charles talks about his most embarrassing trip to the ER, and...wow. Plus, Charles tells an unfortunate airport story, and the two decide if they'd carry around a chicken for a year for $1 million. C’mon and have a good time with us!



Got a question, comment, or story you want to share with Charles and Link? Send an email to ratherbshaggin53@aol.com. (Charles also accepts deez nuts jokes, unfortunately.) 



Check out the video version of this podcast: youtube.com/@DispatchesFromMyrtleBeach
 
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 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 07 Apr 2026 10:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:author>Mythical</itunes:author>
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      <itunes:summary>Link tells Charles about his birth simulation experience on GMM, and getting pranked by Rhett and the whole crew. Charles talks about his most embarrassing trip to the ER, and...wow. Plus, Charles tells an unfortunate airport story, and the two decide if they'd carry around a chicken for a year for $1 million. C’mon and have a good time with us!



Got a question, comment, or story you want to share with Charles and Link? Send an email to ratherbshaggin53@aol.com. (Charles also accepts deez nuts jokes, unfortunately.) 



Check out the video version of this podcast: youtube.com/@DispatchesFromMyrtleBeach
 
To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy
  
 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Link tells Charles about his birth simulation experience on GMM, and getting pranked by Rhett and the whole crew. Charles talks about his most embarrassing trip to the ER, and...wow. Plus, Charles tells an unfortunate airport story, and the two decide if they'd carry around a chicken for a year for $1 million. C’mon and have a good time with us!</p>
<p><br></p>
<p>Got a question, comment, or story you want to share with Charles and Link? Send an email to ratherbshaggin53@aol.com. (Charles also accepts deez nuts jokes, unfortunately.) </p>
<p><br></p>
<p>Check out the video version of this podcast: youtube.com/@DispatchesFromMyrtleBeach</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: <a href="https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy">https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy</a></p> <p> </p> <p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices">https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>2335</itunes:duration>
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      <title>Dad Gets Touched By This Fan’s Story | DFMB Episode 162</title>
      <description>Charles gets emotional reading a listener's email. Plus, the two watch and react to paint reels, and Link teaches Charles how to spot AI images. C’mon and have a good time with us!



Reels:

facebook.com/reel/1228192412592986

youtube.com/shorts/sk9zuQ3A3q8

instagram.com/reel/DVOdcL1gPSv/?igsh=djlvNnVteHVjajM%3D



Got a question, comment, or story you want to share with Charles and Link? Send an email to ratherbshaggin53@aol.com. (Charles also accepts deez nuts jokes, unfortunately.) 



Check out the video version of this podcast: youtube.com/@DispatchesFromMyrtleBeach
 
To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy
  
 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 31 Mar 2026 10:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Mythical</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle/>
      <itunes:summary>Charles gets emotional reading a listener's email. Plus, the two watch and react to paint reels, and Link teaches Charles how to spot AI images. C’mon and have a good time with us!



Reels:

facebook.com/reel/1228192412592986

youtube.com/shorts/sk9zuQ3A3q8

instagram.com/reel/DVOdcL1gPSv/?igsh=djlvNnVteHVjajM%3D



Got a question, comment, or story you want to share with Charles and Link? Send an email to ratherbshaggin53@aol.com. (Charles also accepts deez nuts jokes, unfortunately.) 



Check out the video version of this podcast: youtube.com/@DispatchesFromMyrtleBeach
 
To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy
  
 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Charles gets emotional reading a listener's email. Plus, the two watch and react to paint reels, and Link teaches Charles how to spot AI images. C’mon and have a good time with us!</p>
<p><br></p>
<p>Reels:</p>
<p>facebook.com/reel/1228192412592986</p>
<p>youtube.com/shorts/sk9zuQ3A3q8</p>
<p>instagram.com/reel/DVOdcL1gPSv/?igsh=djlvNnVteHVjajM%3D</p>
<p><br></p>
<p>Got a question, comment, or story you want to share with Charles and Link? Send an email to ratherbshaggin53@aol.com. (Charles also accepts deez nuts jokes, unfortunately.) </p>
<p><br></p>
<p>Check out the video version of this podcast: youtube.com/@DispatchesFromMyrtleBeach</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: <a href="https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy">https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy</a></p> <p> </p> <p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices">https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>2409</itunes:duration>
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      <title>Dad Reacts To Himself On Reddit | DFMB Episode 161</title>
      <description>It’s Tuesday, which means it’s time for your favorite podcast and another Charles Neal spelling bee! Link and Charles react to their viral “6 7” clip, and Charles reads some hilarious comments. Plus, Link tests Charles internet IQ by seeing if he can accurately guess certain internet terms. C’mon and have a good time with us!



Got a question, comment, or story you want to share with Charles and Link? Send an email to ratherbshaggin53@aol.com. (Charles also accepts deez nuts jokes, unfortunately.) 



Check out the video version of this podcast: youtube.com/@DispatchesFromMyrtleBeach
 
To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy
  
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      <pubDate>Tue, 24 Mar 2026 10:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Mythical</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle/>
      <itunes:summary>It’s Tuesday, which means it’s time for your favorite podcast and another Charles Neal spelling bee! Link and Charles react to their viral “6 7” clip, and Charles reads some hilarious comments. Plus, Link tests Charles internet IQ by seeing if he can accurately guess certain internet terms. C’mon and have a good time with us!



Got a question, comment, or story you want to share with Charles and Link? Send an email to ratherbshaggin53@aol.com. (Charles also accepts deez nuts jokes, unfortunately.) 



Check out the video version of this podcast: youtube.com/@DispatchesFromMyrtleBeach
 
To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy
  
 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>It’s Tuesday, which means it’s time for your favorite podcast and another Charles Neal spelling bee! Link and Charles react to their viral “6 7” clip, and Charles reads some hilarious comments. Plus, Link tests Charles internet IQ by seeing if he can accurately guess certain internet terms. C’mon and have a good time with us!</p>
<p><br></p>
<p>Got a question, comment, or story you want to share with Charles and Link? Send an email to ratherbshaggin53@aol.com. (Charles also accepts deez nuts jokes, unfortunately.) </p>
<p><br></p>
<p>Check out the video version of this podcast: youtube.com/@DispatchesFromMyrtleBeach</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: <a href="https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy">https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy</a></p> <p> </p> <p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices">https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>2249</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Dad Gets Electrocuted | DFMB Episode 160</title>
      <description>Happy St. Patrick’s Day, Myrtle Beasts! Charles performs “Lucky” by Britney Spears for Link, and it was, dare we say…incredible? Charles also takes us back to the old days of Dispatches with a good ole fashioned dirty joke. Plus, the two talk about their least favorite jobs (Charles’ is a shocker, pun intended), give their opinions on some controversial topics, and help a listener who’s in deep doo-doo with their HOA. C’mon and have a good time with us!



Got a question, comment, or story you want to share with Charles and Link? Send an email to ratherbshaggin53@aol.com. (Charles also accepts deez nuts jokes, unfortunately.) 



Check out the video version of this podcast: youtube.com/@DispatchesFromMyrtleBeach
 
To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy
  
 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 17 Mar 2026 10:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Mythical</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle/>
      <itunes:summary>Happy St. Patrick’s Day, Myrtle Beasts! Charles performs “Lucky” by Britney Spears for Link, and it was, dare we say…incredible? Charles also takes us back to the old days of Dispatches with a good ole fashioned dirty joke. Plus, the two talk about their least favorite jobs (Charles’ is a shocker, pun intended), give their opinions on some controversial topics, and help a listener who’s in deep doo-doo with their HOA. C’mon and have a good time with us!



Got a question, comment, or story you want to share with Charles and Link? Send an email to ratherbshaggin53@aol.com. (Charles also accepts deez nuts jokes, unfortunately.) 



Check out the video version of this podcast: youtube.com/@DispatchesFromMyrtleBeach
 
To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy
  
 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Happy St. Patrick’s Day, Myrtle Beasts! Charles performs “Lucky” by Britney Spears for Link, and it was, dare we say…incredible? Charles also takes us back to the old days of Dispatches with a good ole fashioned dirty joke. Plus, the two talk about their least favorite jobs (Charles’ is a shocker, pun intended), give their opinions on some controversial topics, and help a listener who’s in deep doo-doo with their HOA. C’mon and have a good time with us!</p>
<p><br></p>
<p>Got a question, comment, or story you want to share with Charles and Link? Send an email to ratherbshaggin53@aol.com. (Charles also accepts deez nuts jokes, unfortunately.) </p>
<p><br></p>
<p>Check out the video version of this podcast: youtube.com/@DispatchesFromMyrtleBeach</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: <a href="https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy">https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy</a></p> <p> </p> <p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices">https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>2349</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>How Link Feels About Getting Older | DFMB Episode 159</title>
      <description>Charles and Link catch up on family updates, including newborn babies and Lincoln's time at college. Link grapples with getting older, and Charles gives him a hard time. Plus, Charles confronts Link about an unpaid bill, and the two play another round of the Southern Slang Game. C’mon and have a good time with us!



Got a question, comment, or story you want to share with Charles and Link? Send an email to ratherbshaggin53@aol.com. (Charles also accepts deez nuts jokes, unfortunately.) 



Check out the video version of this podcast: youtube.com/@DispatchesFromMyrtleBeach
 
To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy
  
 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 10 Mar 2026 10:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Mythical</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle/>
      <itunes:summary>Charles and Link catch up on family updates, including newborn babies and Lincoln's time at college. Link grapples with getting older, and Charles gives him a hard time. Plus, Charles confronts Link about an unpaid bill, and the two play another round of the Southern Slang Game. C’mon and have a good time with us!



Got a question, comment, or story you want to share with Charles and Link? Send an email to ratherbshaggin53@aol.com. (Charles also accepts deez nuts jokes, unfortunately.) 



Check out the video version of this podcast: youtube.com/@DispatchesFromMyrtleBeach
 
To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy
  
 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Charles and Link catch up on family updates, including newborn babies and Lincoln's time at college. Link grapples with getting older, and Charles gives him a hard time. Plus, Charles confronts Link about an unpaid bill, and the two play another round of the Southern Slang Game. C’mon and have a good time with us!</p>
<p><br></p>
<p>Got a question, comment, or story you want to share with Charles and Link? Send an email to ratherbshaggin53@aol.com. (Charles also accepts deez nuts jokes, unfortunately.) </p>
<p><br></p>
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      <itunes:duration>2417</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Charles Reacts To Viral Link Moments | DFMB Episode 158</title>
      <description>Charles and Link watch clips from GMM, and a paint reel involving a freezer, which Charles finds unpleasant. Charles tells the story of when he hit a mailbox, and when he used to throw glass bottles at street signs when he was younger. Plus, Charles tries to identify people and items in another edition of "What In The Hell Is This Doohickey?" C’mon and have a good time with us!



Doohickies:

Bad Bunny

Tampon

Sydney Sweeney

Boba Tea

Heated Rivalry (Ilya &amp; Shane) 



Got a question, comment, or story you want to share with Charles and Link? Send an email to ratherbshaggin53@aol.com. (Charles also accepts deez nuts jokes, unfortunately.) 



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      <pubDate>Tue, 03 Mar 2026 11:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Mythical</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle></itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Charles and Link watch clips from GMM, and a paint reel involving a freezer, which Charles finds unpleasant. Charles tells the story of when he hit a mailbox, and when he used to throw glass bottles at street signs when he was younger. Plus, Charles tries to identify people and items in another edition of "What In The Hell Is This Doohickey?" C’mon and have a good time with us!



Doohickies:

Bad Bunny

Tampon

Sydney Sweeney

Boba Tea

Heated Rivalry (Ilya &amp; Shane) 



Got a question, comment, or story you want to share with Charles and Link? Send an email to ratherbshaggin53@aol.com. (Charles also accepts deez nuts jokes, unfortunately.) 



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        <![CDATA[<p>Charles and Link watch clips from GMM, and a paint reel involving a freezer, which Charles finds unpleasant. Charles tells the story of when he hit a mailbox, and when he used to throw glass bottles at street signs when he was younger. Plus, Charles tries to identify people and items in another edition of "What In The Hell Is This Doohickey?" C’mon and have a good time with us!</p>
<p><br></p>
<p>Doohickies:</p>
<p>Bad Bunny</p>
<p>Tampon</p>
<p>Sydney Sweeney</p>
<p>Boba Tea</p>
<p>Heated Rivalry (Ilya &amp; Shane) </p>
<p><br></p>
<p>Got a question, comment, or story you want to share with Charles and Link? Send an email to ratherbshaggin53@aol.com. (Charles also accepts deez nuts jokes, unfortunately.) </p>
<p><br></p>
<p>Check out the video version of this podcast: youtube.com/@DispatchesFromMyrtleBeach</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: <a href="https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy">https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy</a></p> <p> </p> <p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices">https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>2753</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Dad Reacts To An Old Rhett &amp; Link Video | DFMB Episode 157</title>
      <description>Charles has a message for former Ear Biscuiteers. Charles and Link react to Rhett and Link’s rap battle “Who’s Yo Daddy?” from 2013, and Link runs through all of Charles’ supposed accomplishments from the song. Plus, the two discuss things in their life that they’re adamant about doing correctly, and try to say more tongue twisters. C’mon and have a good time with us! 



Got a question, comment, or story you want to share with Charles and Link? Send an email to ratherbshaggin53@aol.com. (Charles also accepts deez nuts jokes, unfortunately.) 



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      <pubDate>Tue, 24 Feb 2026 11:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Mythical</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle/>
      <itunes:summary>Charles has a message for former Ear Biscuiteers. Charles and Link react to Rhett and Link’s rap battle “Who’s Yo Daddy?” from 2013, and Link runs through all of Charles’ supposed accomplishments from the song. Plus, the two discuss things in their life that they’re adamant about doing correctly, and try to say more tongue twisters. C’mon and have a good time with us! 



Got a question, comment, or story you want to share with Charles and Link? Send an email to ratherbshaggin53@aol.com. (Charles also accepts deez nuts jokes, unfortunately.) 



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      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>Charles has a message for former Ear Biscuiteers. Charles and Link react to Rhett and Link’s rap battle “Who’s Yo Daddy?” from 2013, and Link runs through all of Charles’ supposed accomplishments from the song. Plus, the two discuss things in their life that they’re adamant about doing correctly, and try to say more tongue twisters. C’mon and have a good time with us! </p>
<p><br></p>
<p>Got a question, comment, or story you want to share with Charles and Link? Send an email to ratherbshaggin53@aol.com. (Charles also accepts deez nuts jokes, unfortunately.) </p>
<p><br></p>
<p>Check out the video version of this podcast: youtube.com/@DispatchesFromMyrtleBeach</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: <a href="https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy">https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy</a></p> <p> </p> <p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices">https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices</a></p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <itunes:duration>2239</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Link Had Another Accident | DFMB Episode 156</title>
      <description>Well, Link had an accident..again. Link tells Charles what happened, and comes to terms with the aches and pains that come with getting older. Charles tells Link about his out-of-the-ordinary Valentine's Day, gives updates on Nancy's cancer treatments, and shows off all the snow on the beach this month. Plus, Link paints his house like a REAL man. C’mon and have a good time with us! 



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      <pubDate>Tue, 17 Feb 2026 11:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Mythical</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle/>
      <itunes:summary>Well, Link had an accident..again. Link tells Charles what happened, and comes to terms with the aches and pains that come with getting older. Charles tells Link about his out-of-the-ordinary Valentine's Day, gives updates on Nancy's cancer treatments, and shows off all the snow on the beach this month. Plus, Link paints his house like a REAL man. C’mon and have a good time with us! 



Got a question, comment, or story you want to share with Charles and Link? Send an email to ratherbshaggin53@aol.com. (Charles also accepts deez nuts jokes, unfortunately.) 



Check out the video version of this podcast: youtube.com/@DispatchesFromMyrtleBeach
 
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 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices</itunes:summary>
      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>Well, Link had an accident..again. Link tells Charles what happened, and comes to terms with the aches and pains that come with getting older. Charles tells Link about his out-of-the-ordinary Valentine's Day, gives updates on Nancy's cancer treatments, and shows off all the snow on the beach this month. Plus, Link paints his house like a REAL man. C’mon and have a good time with us! </p>
<p><br></p>
<p>Got a question, comment, or story you want to share with Charles and Link? Send an email to ratherbshaggin53@aol.com. (Charles also accepts deez nuts jokes, unfortunately.) </p>
<p><br></p>
<p>Check out the video version of this podcast: youtube.com/@DispatchesFromMyrtleBeach</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: <a href="https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy">https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy</a></p> <p> </p> <p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices">https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices</a></p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <itunes:duration>2504</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Dad Officially Ends The 6-7 Meme | DFMB Episode 155</title>
      <description>Link tries to get Charles to say “6 7”, and it is an incredible 5 minutes of time. Charles wears another one of Nancy’s wigs and pretends to be Keith Urban (Christy’s hall pass) in another edition of “Let’s Roleplay!” Plus, the two play Mad Gab again. C’mon and have a good time with us!



Got a question, comment, or story you want to share with Charles and Link? Send an email to ratherbshaggin53@aol.com. (Charles also accepts deez nuts jokes, unfortunately.) 



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      <pubDate>Tue, 10 Feb 2026 11:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Mythical</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle/>
      <itunes:summary>Link tries to get Charles to say “6 7”, and it is an incredible 5 minutes of time. Charles wears another one of Nancy’s wigs and pretends to be Keith Urban (Christy’s hall pass) in another edition of “Let’s Roleplay!” Plus, the two play Mad Gab again. C’mon and have a good time with us!



Got a question, comment, or story you want to share with Charles and Link? Send an email to ratherbshaggin53@aol.com. (Charles also accepts deez nuts jokes, unfortunately.) 



Check out the video version of this podcast: youtube.com/@DispatchesFromMyrtleBeach
 
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      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>Link tries to get Charles to say “6 7”, and it is an incredible 5 minutes of time. Charles wears another one of Nancy’s wigs and pretends to be Keith Urban (Christy’s hall pass) in another edition of “Let’s Roleplay!” Plus, the two play Mad Gab again. C’mon and have a good time with us!</p>
<p><br></p>
<p>Got a question, comment, or story you want to share with Charles and Link? Send an email to ratherbshaggin53@aol.com. (Charles also accepts deez nuts jokes, unfortunately.) </p>
<p><br></p>
<p>Check out the video version of this podcast: youtube.com/@DispatchesFromMyrtleBeach</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: <a href="https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy">https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy</a></p> <p> </p> <p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices">https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices</a></p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <itunes:duration>1976</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <guid isPermaLink="false"><![CDATA[dad27778-e4c2-11f0-961a-53a5889b2ffc]]></guid>
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      <title>Dad Passed Out | DFMB Episode 154</title>
      <description>Link’s got a brand new look for this episode, which has him wondering if he should buy a motorcycle. Link and Charles discuss their tips and tricks for getting through dentist appointments, and react to painting reels (one involving a very cute animal). Plus, Charles tells the story of the time he passed out from heat exhaustion, and attempts to pronounce more words. C’mon and have a good time with us! 



Got a question, comment, or story you want to share with Charles and Link? Send an email to ratherbshaggin53@aol.com. (Charles also accepts deez nuts jokes, unfortunately.) 



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      <pubDate>Tue, 03 Feb 2026 11:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Mythical</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle/>
      <itunes:summary>Link’s got a brand new look for this episode, which has him wondering if he should buy a motorcycle. Link and Charles discuss their tips and tricks for getting through dentist appointments, and react to painting reels (one involving a very cute animal). Plus, Charles tells the story of the time he passed out from heat exhaustion, and attempts to pronounce more words. C’mon and have a good time with us! 



Got a question, comment, or story you want to share with Charles and Link? Send an email to ratherbshaggin53@aol.com. (Charles also accepts deez nuts jokes, unfortunately.) 



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      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>Link’s got a brand new look for this episode, which has him wondering if he should buy a motorcycle. Link and Charles discuss their tips and tricks for getting through dentist appointments, and react to painting reels (one involving a very cute animal). Plus, Charles tells the story of the time he passed out from heat exhaustion, and attempts to pronounce more words. C’mon and have a good time with us! </p>
<p><br></p>
<p>Got a question, comment, or story you want to share with Charles and Link? Send an email to ratherbshaggin53@aol.com. (Charles also accepts deez nuts jokes, unfortunately.) </p>
<p><br></p>
<p>Check out the video version of this podcast: youtube.com/@DispatchesFromMyrtleBeach</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: <a href="https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy">https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy</a></p> <p> </p> <p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices">https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>2334</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>We Play 'Would You Rather'  | DFMB Episode 153</title>
      <description>Charles gives an update on Nancy’s health journey, and a listener finds his business card out in the wild. Charles talks about things he refuses to learn how to use, and Link answers a tough “Would You Rather” question. Plus, the two talk about an infamous character from their hometown. C’mon and have a good time with us!

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      <pubDate>Tue, 27 Jan 2026 11:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Mythical</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle/>
      <itunes:summary>Charles gives an update on Nancy’s health journey, and a listener finds his business card out in the wild. Charles talks about things he refuses to learn how to use, and Link answers a tough “Would You Rather” question. Plus, the two talk about an infamous character from their hometown. C’mon and have a good time with us!

Got a question, comment, or story you want to share with Charles and Link? Send an email to ratherbshaggin53@aol.com. (Charles also accepts deez nuts jokes, unfortunately.) 



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      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>Charles gives an update on Nancy’s health journey, and a listener finds his business card out in the wild. Charles talks about things he refuses to learn how to use, and Link answers a tough “Would You Rather” question. Plus, the two talk about an infamous character from their hometown. C’mon and have a good time with us!</p>
<p>Got a question, comment, or story you want to share with Charles and Link? Send an email to ratherbshaggin53@aol.com. (Charles also accepts deez nuts jokes, unfortunately.) </p>
<p><br></p>
<p>Check out the video version of this podcast: youtube.com/@DispatchesFromMyrtleBeach</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: <a href="https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy">https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy</a></p> <p> </p> <p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices">https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>2029</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Link Goes To Japan | DFMB Episode 152</title>
      <description>2026 is the year of BEARDED UP Neals! Well, at least for a little bit. Charles and Link discuss and compare their beards, and what the future is of their  faces. Plus, Charles (Roan) shows off his karaoke skills, and Link recaps his family trip to Japan! C’mon and have a good time with us!



Got a question, comment, or story you want to share with Charles and Link? Send an email to ratherbshaggin53@aol.com. (Charles also accepts deez nuts jokes, unfortunately.) 



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      <pubDate>Tue, 20 Jan 2026 11:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Mythical</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle/>
      <itunes:summary>2026 is the year of BEARDED UP Neals! Well, at least for a little bit. Charles and Link discuss and compare their beards, and what the future is of their  faces. Plus, Charles (Roan) shows off his karaoke skills, and Link recaps his family trip to Japan! C’mon and have a good time with us!



Got a question, comment, or story you want to share with Charles and Link? Send an email to ratherbshaggin53@aol.com. (Charles also accepts deez nuts jokes, unfortunately.) 



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      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>2026 is the year of BEARDED UP Neals! Well, at least for a little bit. Charles and Link discuss and compare their beards, and what the future is of their  faces. Plus, Charles (Roan) shows off his karaoke skills, and Link recaps his family trip to Japan! C’mon and have a good time with us!</p>
<p><br></p>
<p>Got a question, comment, or story you want to share with Charles and Link? Send an email to ratherbshaggin53@aol.com. (Charles also accepts deez nuts jokes, unfortunately.) </p>
<p><br></p>
<p>Check out the video version of this podcast: youtube.com/@DispatchesFromMyrtleBeach</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: <a href="https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy">https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy</a></p> <p> </p> <p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices">https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices</a></p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <itunes:duration>2682</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Dad Reacts To A Car Prank | DFMB Episode 151</title>
      <description>Charles and Link try to solve tricky riddles, with one turning into an argument over math (naturally). Charles then auditions as the tooth fairy (in a long beautiful blonde wig, of course) in another edition of "Let's Roleplay!" Plus, Charles and Link react to a listener getting swindled at a car shop, which actually ends up being a viral prank from TikTok. C’mon and have a good time with us!



Got a question, comment, or story you want to share with Charles and Link? Send an email to ratherbshaggin53@aol.com. (Charles also accepts deez nuts jokes, unfortunately.) 



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      <pubDate>Tue, 13 Jan 2026 11:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
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      <itunes:summary>Charles and Link try to solve tricky riddles, with one turning into an argument over math (naturally). Charles then auditions as the tooth fairy (in a long beautiful blonde wig, of course) in another edition of "Let's Roleplay!" Plus, Charles and Link react to a listener getting swindled at a car shop, which actually ends up being a viral prank from TikTok. C’mon and have a good time with us!



Got a question, comment, or story you want to share with Charles and Link? Send an email to ratherbshaggin53@aol.com. (Charles also accepts deez nuts jokes, unfortunately.) 



Check out the video version of this podcast: youtube.com/@DispatchesFromMyrtleBeach
 
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        <![CDATA[<p>Charles and Link try to solve tricky riddles, with one turning into an argument over math (naturally). Charles then auditions as the tooth fairy (in a long beautiful blonde wig, of course) in another edition of "Let's Roleplay!" Plus, Charles and Link react to a listener getting swindled at a car shop, which actually ends up being a viral prank from TikTok. C’mon and have a good time with us!</p>
<p><br></p>
<p>Got a question, comment, or story you want to share with Charles and Link? Send an email to ratherbshaggin53@aol.com. (Charles also accepts deez nuts jokes, unfortunately.) </p>
<p><br></p>
<p>Check out the video version of this podcast: youtube.com/@DispatchesFromMyrtleBeach</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: <a href="https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy">https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy</a></p> <p> </p> <p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices">https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>2011</itunes:duration>
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      <title>Dad’s Biggest Snow Storm | DFMB Episode 150</title>
      <description>It's time to kick off 2026 with our 150th episode! Charles and Link give a holler-out to some road trip listeners, and Link teases his family trip to Japan. Charles talk about his biggest snow storm experience, and gives dad advice to someone struggling with snow on their car in Buffalo, NY. Plus, the two attempt tongue twisters! C’mon and have a good time with us!



If you want to attempt the tongue twisters with Charles and Link!

"I slit the sheet, the sheet I slit, and on the slitted sheet I sit."

"How can a clam cram in a clean cream can?"

"A synonym for cinnamon is a cinnamon synonym." 

"A loyal warrior will rarely worry why we rule." 



Got a question, comment, or story you want to share with Charles and Link? Send an email to ratherbshaggin53@aol.com. (Charles also accepts deez nuts jokes, unfortunately.) 



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      <pubDate>Tue, 06 Jan 2026 09:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
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      <itunes:subtitle></itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>It's time to kick off 2026 with our 150th episode! Charles and Link give a holler-out to some road trip listeners, and Link teases his family trip to Japan. Charles talk about his biggest snow storm experience, and gives dad advice to someone struggling with snow on their car in Buffalo, NY. Plus, the two attempt tongue twisters! C’mon and have a good time with us!



If you want to attempt the tongue twisters with Charles and Link!

"I slit the sheet, the sheet I slit, and on the slitted sheet I sit."

"How can a clam cram in a clean cream can?"

"A synonym for cinnamon is a cinnamon synonym." 

"A loyal warrior will rarely worry why we rule." 



Got a question, comment, or story you want to share with Charles and Link? Send an email to ratherbshaggin53@aol.com. (Charles also accepts deez nuts jokes, unfortunately.) 



Check out the video version of this podcast: youtube.com/@DispatchesFromMyrtleBeach
 
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        <![CDATA[<p>It's time to kick off 2026 with our 150th episode! Charles and Link give a holler-out to some road trip listeners, and Link teases his family trip to Japan. Charles talk about his biggest snow storm experience, and gives dad advice to someone struggling with snow on their car in Buffalo, NY. Plus, the two attempt tongue twisters! C’mon and have a good time with us!</p>
<p><br></p>
<p>If you want to attempt the tongue twisters with Charles and Link!</p>
<p>"I slit the sheet, the sheet I slit, and on the slitted sheet I sit."</p>
<p>"How can a clam cram in a clean cream can?"</p>
<p>"A synonym for cinnamon is a cinnamon synonym." </p>
<p>"A loyal warrior will rarely worry why we rule." </p>
<p><br></p>
<p>Got a question, comment, or story you want to share with Charles and Link? Send an email to ratherbshaggin53@aol.com. (Charles also accepts deez nuts jokes, unfortunately.) </p>
<p><br></p>
<p>Check out the video version of this podcast: youtube.com/@DispatchesFromMyrtleBeach</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: <a href="https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy">https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy</a></p> <p> </p> <p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices">https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices</a></p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <itunes:duration>2159</itunes:duration>
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      <title>Lookin' Back: Dad’s Terrifying Text Messages (2023)</title>
      <description>While Charles and Link are away for the holiday,  we're throwing things back today to 2023, to an episode full of terrifying texting habits, wedding first dance songs, guilty pleasures, and pet peeves.
 
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      <pubDate>Tue, 30 Dec 2025 09:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Mythical</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle></itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>While Charles and Link are away for the holiday,  we're throwing things back today to 2023, to an episode full of terrifying texting habits, wedding first dance songs, guilty pleasures, and pet peeves.
 
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      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>While Charles and Link are away for the holiday,  we're throwing things back today to 2023, to an episode full of terrifying texting habits, wedding first dance songs, guilty pleasures, and pet peeves.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: <a href="https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy">https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy</a></p> <p> </p> <p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices">https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices</a></p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <itunes:duration>1709</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Lookin' Back: Dad’s Dumbest Fight (2022)</title>
      <description>Happy Holidays, Myrtle Beasts! While Charles and Link are away for the holiday break, we're throwing it all the way back to 2022, to an episode full of funeral flatulence, sex robots, and  crowbars. 
 
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      <pubDate>Tue, 23 Dec 2025 09:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Mythical</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle/>
      <itunes:summary>Happy Holidays, Myrtle Beasts! While Charles and Link are away for the holiday break, we're throwing it all the way back to 2022, to an episode full of funeral flatulence, sex robots, and  crowbars. 
 
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      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>Happy Holidays, Myrtle Beasts! While Charles and Link are away for the holiday break, we're throwing it all the way back to 2022, to an episode full of funeral flatulence, sex robots, and  crowbars. </p><p> </p><p> </p><p>To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: <a href="https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy">https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy</a></p> <p> </p> <p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices">https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices</a></p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <itunes:duration>1985</itunes:duration>
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      <title>How Nancy’s Surgery Went | DFMB Episode 149</title>
      <description>Charles and Link virtually reunite after seeing each other briefly over Thanksgiving. Link discusses wanting to see how long his beard can grow into 2026, and Charles serenades Link with "Santa Baby" as a sexy elf. Plus, Charles talks about how Nancy's surgery went, and gives updates on her cancer journey. C’mon and have a good time with us!
 
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      <pubDate>Tue, 16 Dec 2025 09:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Mythical</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle/>
      <itunes:summary>Charles and Link virtually reunite after seeing each other briefly over Thanksgiving. Link discusses wanting to see how long his beard can grow into 2026, and Charles serenades Link with "Santa Baby" as a sexy elf. Plus, Charles talks about how Nancy's surgery went, and gives updates on her cancer journey. C’mon and have a good time with us!
 
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      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>Charles and Link virtually reunite after seeing each other briefly over Thanksgiving. Link discusses wanting to see how long his beard can grow into 2026, and Charles serenades Link with "Santa Baby" as a sexy elf. Plus, Charles talks about how Nancy's surgery went, and gives updates on her cancer journey. C’mon and have a good time with us!</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: <a href="https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy">https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy</a></p> <p> </p> <p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices">https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices</a></p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <itunes:duration>1972</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Are We Smart Enough For These Riddles? | DFMB Episode 148</title>
      <description>Charles and Link try to solve riddles sent in to them, and Charles gets hilariously tricked by one. Charles tries to identify modern items in another edition of "What In The Hell Is This Doohickey?", and tells a great Neal family story involving tension over butterbeans. C’mon and have a good time with us!



Doohickeys:

The Life Of A Showgirl Album

Butt Plugs 

Minion
 
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      <pubDate>Tue, 09 Dec 2025 09:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Mythical</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle/>
      <itunes:summary>Charles and Link try to solve riddles sent in to them, and Charles gets hilariously tricked by one. Charles tries to identify modern items in another edition of "What In The Hell Is This Doohickey?", and tells a great Neal family story involving tension over butterbeans. C’mon and have a good time with us!



Doohickeys:

The Life Of A Showgirl Album

Butt Plugs 

Minion
 
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      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>Charles and Link try to solve riddles sent in to them, and Charles gets hilariously tricked by one. Charles tries to identify modern items in another edition of "What In The Hell Is This Doohickey?", and tells a great Neal family story involving tension over butterbeans. C’mon and have a good time with us!</p>
<p><br></p>
<p>Doohickeys:</p>
<p>The Life Of A Showgirl Album</p>
<p>Butt Plugs </p>
<p>Minion</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: <a href="https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy">https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy</a></p> <p> </p> <p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices">https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>2309</itunes:duration>
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      <title>Does Nana Sound Like This Cartoon Character? | DFMB Episode 147</title>
      <description>Charles gives a holler-out to a wildland fire patrolman and his wife. The two watch some impressive (and not so impressive) paint hack videos, and decide if Nana sounds like Treetrunks from the cartoon "Adventure Time". Plus, Charles gives a stern talking to to a listener's boyfriend just won't do the dishes. C’mon and have a good time with us! 
 
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      <pubDate>Tue, 02 Dec 2025 09:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Mythical</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle/>
      <itunes:summary>Charles gives a holler-out to a wildland fire patrolman and his wife. The two watch some impressive (and not so impressive) paint hack videos, and decide if Nana sounds like Treetrunks from the cartoon "Adventure Time". Plus, Charles gives a stern talking to to a listener's boyfriend just won't do the dishes. C’mon and have a good time with us! 
 
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      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>Charles gives a holler-out to a wildland fire patrolman and his wife. The two watch some impressive (and not so impressive) paint hack videos, and decide if Nana sounds like Treetrunks from the cartoon "Adventure Time". Plus, Charles gives a stern talking to to a listener's boyfriend just won't do the dishes. C’mon and have a good time with us! </p><p> </p><p> </p><p>To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: <a href="https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy">https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy</a></p> <p> </p> <p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices">https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>2101</itunes:duration>
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      <title>Dad’s Secret To A Long Life | DFMB Episode 146</title>
      <description>Happy Thanksgiving, Myrtle Beasts! Charles and Link discuss what they're grateful for this year, and react to unseen photos of Charles Sr. (Link's grandad) sent in by a listener. Plus, the two say what smells they would erase from existence if they could, and Charles talks about his secrets to a long life. C’mon and have a good time with us!
 
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      <pubDate>Tue, 25 Nov 2025 09:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Mythical</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle/>
      <itunes:summary>Happy Thanksgiving, Myrtle Beasts! Charles and Link discuss what they're grateful for this year, and react to unseen photos of Charles Sr. (Link's grandad) sent in by a listener. Plus, the two say what smells they would erase from existence if they could, and Charles talks about his secrets to a long life. C’mon and have a good time with us!
 
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      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>Happy Thanksgiving, Myrtle Beasts! Charles and Link discuss what they're grateful for this year, and react to unseen photos of Charles Sr. (Link's grandad) sent in by a listener. Plus, the two say what smells they would erase from existence if they could, and Charles talks about his secrets to a long life. C’mon and have a good time with us!</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: <a href="https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy">https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy</a></p> <p> </p> <p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices">https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>2355</itunes:duration>
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      <title>Dad Tries To Pronounce Fashion Brands | DFMB Episode 145</title>
      <description>Charles gives an update on Nancy's upcoming surgery, and tells Link about the 2025 Neal Family reunion that he wasn't able to attend. Plus, Link explains the real reason why he wants Lando to get his driver's license, and Charles tries to pronounce luxury fashion brands. C’mon and have a good time with us!



Pronunciation List: 

Hermès 

Chanel

Balenciaga 

Louis Vuitton

Yves Saint Laurent 

Gucci 


 
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      <pubDate>Tue, 18 Nov 2025 09:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Mythical</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle/>
      <itunes:summary>Charles gives an update on Nancy's upcoming surgery, and tells Link about the 2025 Neal Family reunion that he wasn't able to attend. Plus, Link explains the real reason why he wants Lando to get his driver's license, and Charles tries to pronounce luxury fashion brands. C’mon and have a good time with us!



Pronunciation List: 

Hermès 

Chanel

Balenciaga 

Louis Vuitton

Yves Saint Laurent 

Gucci 


 
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      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>Charles gives an update on Nancy's upcoming surgery, and tells Link about the 2025 Neal Family reunion that he wasn't able to attend. Plus, Link explains the real reason why he wants Lando to get his driver's license, and Charles tries to pronounce luxury fashion brands. C’mon and have a good time with us!</p>
<p><br></p>
<p>Pronunciation List: </p>
<p>Hermès </p>
<p>Chanel</p>
<p>Balenciaga </p>
<p>Louis Vuitton</p>
<p>Yves Saint Laurent </p>
<p>Gucci </p>
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      </content:encoded>
      <itunes:duration>2212</itunes:duration>
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      <title>Dad’s Kool-Aid Detention Story | DFMB Episode 144</title>
      <description>It's 11/11, make a wish Myrtle Beasts!! The two react to a paint reel and the viral "buttery flaky crust" video, and Charles sees the picture of Rhett &amp; Link hugging nude for the first time. Plus, Charles tells a hilarious grade school detention story, and the two play another round of the Southern Slang Game. C’mon and have a good time with us!
 
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      <pubDate>Tue, 11 Nov 2025 09:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Mythical</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle/>
      <itunes:summary>It's 11/11, make a wish Myrtle Beasts!! The two react to a paint reel and the viral "buttery flaky crust" video, and Charles sees the picture of Rhett &amp; Link hugging nude for the first time. Plus, Charles tells a hilarious grade school detention story, and the two play another round of the Southern Slang Game. C’mon and have a good time with us!
 
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      <title>What Movie Universe Would We Live In? | DFMB Episode 143</title>
      <description>Charles and Link give a tattoo artist, who is tired of the usual small talk, some conversation starter ideas. Charles gets a spam email from someone who he thinks is named Peetrick. Plus, the two discuss how they navigate their religious differences as father and son, and share which movie universe they'd want to live in. C’mon and have a good time with us!
 
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      <pubDate>Tue, 04 Nov 2025 09:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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      <title>We React To Dad On Good Mythical Evening | DFMB Episode 142</title>
      <description>Happy Hallo-week, Myrtle Beasts! Charles shows off his Halloween costume, and sets the mood with a spooooky story (that he tells in the dark). Link updates Charles on the Ear Biscuits hiatus, and welcomes any potential new listeners. Plus, the two recap Good Mythical Evening and react to Charles' incredible acting role, and Charles helps a mom with a Halloween costume dilemma. C’mon and have a good time with us!
 
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      <pubDate>Tue, 28 Oct 2025 08:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:summary>Happy Hallo-week, Myrtle Beasts! Charles shows off his Halloween costume, and sets the mood with a spooooky story (that he tells in the dark). Link updates Charles on the Ear Biscuits hiatus, and welcomes any potential new listeners. Plus, the two recap Good Mythical Evening and react to Charles' incredible acting role, and Charles helps a mom with a Halloween costume dilemma. C’mon and have a good time with us!
 
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      <title>Dad’s Cliff Jumping Adventures | DFMB Episode 141</title>
      <description>Charles and Link give a heartfelt holler out, and find a halloween decoration that looks just like Charles. Charles tells Link about his times skipping school to go cliff jumping, and Link reveals he has very similar stories. Plus, the two call Nana to test her knowledge of the local cliff shenanigans, and Charles performs another incredible impression of Link. C’mon and have a good time with us!
 
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      <pubDate>Tue, 21 Oct 2025 08:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:summary>Charles and Link give a heartfelt holler out, and find a halloween decoration that looks just like Charles. Charles tells Link about his times skipping school to go cliff jumping, and Link reveals he has very similar stories. Plus, the two call Nana to test her knowledge of the local cliff shenanigans, and Charles performs another incredible impression of Link. C’mon and have a good time with us!
 
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      <title>Dad’s Update On Nancy’s Health | DFMB Episode 140</title>
      <description>Charles gives some news on Nancy's health, and discusses how they're dealing with the process. The two grade a listener's barbecue, and react to a Lily Vs. Link video. Plus, Charles answers where he would live if he couldn't live in South Carolina, and what one thing he would bring back from the 'ole days. C’mon and have a good time with us!



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      <pubDate>Tue, 14 Oct 2025 08:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:summary>Charles gives some news on Nancy's health, and discusses how they're dealing with the process. The two grade a listener's barbecue, and react to a Lily Vs. Link video. Plus, Charles answers where he would live if he couldn't live in South Carolina, and what one thing he would bring back from the 'ole days. C’mon and have a good time with us!



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      <title>Our Trips To D.C. &amp; Pennsylvania | DFMB Episode 139</title>
      <description>Charles recaps his time at the SOS Festival, and tells Link about his trip to Pennsylvania to see Noah's Ark. Link talks about his experience at a music festival near D.C. with his family. Plus, the two react to the first-ever Trader Joe's opening in Myrtle Beach, and Charles' tries to pronounce different cheeses from the popular grocery chain. C’mon and have a good time with us!



Trader Joe's video



Pronunciation List:

Gouda

White Queso Dip

Parmigiano Reggiano

Brie

Cheddar &amp; Gruyere
 
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      <pubDate>Tue, 07 Oct 2025 08:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:summary>Charles recaps his time at the SOS Festival, and tells Link about his trip to Pennsylvania to see Noah's Ark. Link talks about his experience at a music festival near D.C. with his family. Plus, the two react to the first-ever Trader Joe's opening in Myrtle Beach, and Charles' tries to pronounce different cheeses from the popular grocery chain. C’mon and have a good time with us!



Trader Joe's video



Pronunciation List:

Gouda

White Queso Dip

Parmigiano Reggiano

Brie

Cheddar &amp; Gruyere
 
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        <![CDATA[<p>Charles recaps his time at the SOS Festival, and tells Link about his trip to Pennsylvania to see Noah's Ark. Link talks about his experience at a music festival near D.C. with his family. Plus, the two react to the first-ever Trader Joe's opening in Myrtle Beach, and Charles' tries to pronounce different cheeses from the popular grocery chain. C’mon and have a good time with us!</p>
<p><br></p>
<p><a href="https://www.tiktok.com/@rebeccawentthere/video/7555867403666640159?_r=1&amp;_t=ZT-90Ac71Giorl"><em>Trader Joe's video</em></a></p>
<p><br></p>
<p>Pronunciation List:</p>
<p>Gouda</p>
<p>White Queso Dip</p>
<p>Parmigiano Reggiano</p>
<p>Brie</p>
<p>Cheddar &amp; Gruyere</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: <a href="https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy">https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy</a></p> <p> </p> <p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices">https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>Dad Confronts Scam Callers (In-Person Ep.) | DFMB Episode 138</title>
      <description>It’s our last in-person episode of 2025! Charles gives his opinions on what other tradesmen and women are like, and what they think of painters. The two reminisce on some of their favorite toys from childhood which were, of course, dangerous. Charles confronts scam callers and telemarketers, and reacts to Labubus for the first time. Plus, we bring back the Southern Slang game for some fun as all get-out! C’mon and have a good time with us! 
 
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      <pubDate>Tue, 30 Sep 2025 08:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:summary>It’s our last in-person episode of 2025! Charles gives his opinions on what other tradesmen and women are like, and what they think of painters. The two reminisce on some of their favorite toys from childhood which were, of course, dangerous. Charles confronts scam callers and telemarketers, and reacts to Labubus for the first time. Plus, we bring back the Southern Slang game for some fun as all get-out! C’mon and have a good time with us! 
 
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        <![CDATA[<p>It’s our last in-person episode of 2025! Charles gives his opinions on what other tradesmen and women are like, and what they think of painters. The two reminisce on some of their favorite toys from childhood which were, of course, dangerous. Charles confronts scam callers and telemarketers, and reacts to Labubus for the first time. Plus, we bring back the Southern Slang game for some fun as all get-out! C’mon and have a good time with us! </p><p> </p><p> </p><p>To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: <a href="https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy">https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy</a></p> <p> </p> <p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices">https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>2595</itunes:duration>
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      <title>We Discuss Our Southern Accents (In-Person Ep.) | DFMB Episode 137</title>
      <description>Charles and Link discuss driving Lincoln's sports car to the office. Charles gives a holler out to the famous shag club in Myrtle Beach, Fat Harold's. The two react to a paint show from the '90s that's been going viral on the internet, a blind man attempting to paint a wall, and the lie detector test that Rhett &amp; Link gave their moms years ago. Plus, Charles confronts a cheater in another edition of "I'll Help Ya Get Out Of The Woods!" C’mon and have a good time with us!



Reels:

90s Painting Ladies

Blind Man Tries Painting

Link's Southern Accent
 
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      <pubDate>Tue, 23 Sep 2025 08:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:author>Mythical</itunes:author>
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      <itunes:summary>Charles and Link discuss driving Lincoln's sports car to the office. Charles gives a holler out to the famous shag club in Myrtle Beach, Fat Harold's. The two react to a paint show from the '90s that's been going viral on the internet, a blind man attempting to paint a wall, and the lie detector test that Rhett &amp; Link gave their moms years ago. Plus, Charles confronts a cheater in another edition of "I'll Help Ya Get Out Of The Woods!" C’mon and have a good time with us!



Reels:

90s Painting Ladies

Blind Man Tries Painting

Link's Southern Accent
 
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        <![CDATA[<p>Charles and Link discuss driving Lincoln's sports car to the office. Charles gives a holler out to the famous shag club in Myrtle Beach, Fat Harold's. The two react to a paint show from the '90s that's been going viral on the internet, a blind man attempting to paint a wall, and the lie detector test that Rhett &amp; Link gave their moms years ago. Plus, Charles confronts a cheater in another edition of "I'll Help Ya Get Out Of The Woods!" C’mon and have a good time with us!</p>
<p><br></p>
<p>Reels:</p>
<p><a href="https://www.instagram.com/reel/DLNMhX5O7es/?igsh=MWRsaHhjZW43cGRsYQ%3D%3D">90s Painting Ladies</a></p>
<p><a href="https://www.youtube.com/shorts/2e5Hg0hQSIo">Blind Man Tries Painting</a></p>
<p><a href="https://www.tiktok.com/@mythical/video/7540358051962916109?lang=en">Link's Southern Accent</a></p><p> </p><p> </p><p>To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: <a href="https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy">https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy</a></p> <p> </p> <p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices">https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>Our Handyman Adventures At Link’s House (In-Person Ep.) | DFMB Episode 136</title>
      <description>The Neal boys are reunited at last! Charles joins Link in LA with quite a splash, appearing as his famous GMM Gen Z alter ego, Chaz. The two recap their visit together so far, which included an eventful evening fixing Lily's sink. Plus, "Charles Roan" performs another hit song, and Chaz interviews for a job at Mythical in "Let's Roleplay!" C’mon and have a good time with us!
 
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      <pubDate>Tue, 16 Sep 2025 08:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:author>Mythical</itunes:author>
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      <itunes:summary>The Neal boys are reunited at last! Charles joins Link in LA with quite a splash, appearing as his famous GMM Gen Z alter ego, Chaz. The two recap their visit together so far, which included an eventful evening fixing Lily's sink. Plus, "Charles Roan" performs another hit song, and Chaz interviews for a job at Mythical in "Let's Roleplay!" C’mon and have a good time with us!
 
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        <![CDATA[<p>The Neal boys are reunited at last! Charles joins Link in LA with quite a splash, appearing as his famous GMM Gen Z alter ego, Chaz. The two recap their visit together so far, which included an eventful evening fixing Lily's sink. Plus, "Charles Roan" performs another hit song, and Chaz interviews for a job at Mythical in "Let's Roleplay!" C’mon and have a good time with us!</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: <a href="https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy">https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy</a></p> <p> </p> <p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices">https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>Dad Tries To Pronounce Trader Joe’s Products | DFMB Episode 135</title>
      <description>Charles gets ready for his visit to Los Angeles. The two watch new paint hack videos, react to a fan's tattoo that Link designed, and talk being at the hospital for their kids' births. Plus, Charles tries to pronounce Trader Joe's products. C’mon and have a good time with us!



Paint Hack Videos:

youtube.com/shorts/EHLE1a9cTIQ

youtube.com/shorts/spHq5JxkruI



Pronunciation List: 

Pork Gyoza Potstickers

Chipotle Vegetable Quesadillas

Beef Birria

Thai Style Red Curry Sauce

Ube Ice Cream
 
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      <pubDate>Tue, 09 Sep 2025 08:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:author>Mythical</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle/>
      <itunes:summary>Charles gets ready for his visit to Los Angeles. The two watch new paint hack videos, react to a fan's tattoo that Link designed, and talk being at the hospital for their kids' births. Plus, Charles tries to pronounce Trader Joe's products. C’mon and have a good time with us!



Paint Hack Videos:

youtube.com/shorts/EHLE1a9cTIQ

youtube.com/shorts/spHq5JxkruI



Pronunciation List: 

Pork Gyoza Potstickers

Chipotle Vegetable Quesadillas

Beef Birria

Thai Style Red Curry Sauce

Ube Ice Cream
 
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        <![CDATA[<p>Charles gets ready for his visit to Los Angeles. The two watch new paint hack videos, react to a fan's tattoo that Link designed, and talk being at the hospital for their kids' births. Plus, Charles tries to pronounce Trader Joe's products. C’mon and have a good time with us!</p>
<p><br></p>
<p>Paint Hack Videos:</p>
<p>youtube.com/shorts/EHLE1a9cTIQ</p>
<p>youtube.com/shorts/spHq5JxkruI</p>
<p><br></p>
<p>Pronunciation List: </p>
<p>Pork Gyoza Potstickers</p>
<p>Chipotle Vegetable Quesadillas</p>
<p>Beef Birria</p>
<p>Thai Style Red Curry Sauce</p>
<p>Ube Ice Cream</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: <a href="https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy">https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy</a></p> <p> </p> <p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices">https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>2269</itunes:duration>
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      <title>Dad Bathed With Alligators | DFMB Episode 134</title>
      <description>Guess what, Myrtle Beasts?! Charles is going to LA again! The two get ready for his big trip to California,  and discuss some of the things they have planned. Plus, Charles reacts to more comments about himself from the internet, and shares a wild story in another edition of "Don't Tell Nana!" C’mon and have a good time with us!
 
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      <pubDate>Tue, 02 Sep 2025 08:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:summary>Guess what, Myrtle Beasts?! Charles is going to LA again! The two get ready for his big trip to California,  and discuss some of the things they have planned. Plus, Charles reacts to more comments about himself from the internet, and shares a wild story in another edition of "Don't Tell Nana!" C’mon and have a good time with us!
 
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        <![CDATA[<p>Guess what, Myrtle Beasts?! Charles is going to LA again! The two get ready for his big trip to California,  and discuss some of the things they have planned. Plus, Charles reacts to more comments about himself from the internet, and shares a wild story in another edition of "Don't Tell Nana!" C’mon and have a good time with us!</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: <a href="https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy">https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy</a></p> <p> </p> <p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices">https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>1700</itunes:duration>
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      <title>Lily’s Visit To Myrtle Beach | DFMB Episode 133</title>
      <description>Charles surprises Link with another incredible Charles Roan performance, and Nana pops in to say hello. Plus, Charles recaps Lily's big visit to Myrtle Beach, and shares some unfortunate news about his lifelong friend, Banjo. C’mon and have a good time with us!
 
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      <pubDate>Tue, 26 Aug 2025 08:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:summary>Charles surprises Link with another incredible Charles Roan performance, and Nana pops in to say hello. Plus, Charles recaps Lily's big visit to Myrtle Beach, and shares some unfortunate news about his lifelong friend, Banjo. C’mon and have a good time with us!
 
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        <![CDATA[<p>Charles surprises Link with another incredible Charles Roan performance, and Nana pops in to say hello. Plus, Charles recaps Lily's big visit to Myrtle Beach, and shares some unfortunate news about his lifelong friend, Banjo. C’mon and have a good time with us!</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: <a href="https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy">https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy</a></p> <p> </p> <p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices">https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>1653</itunes:duration>
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      <title>Dad Tries To Pronounce Starbucks Orders | DFMB Episode 132</title>
      <description>Charles gets ready for Lily's visit to Myrtle Beach, and the two react to a bumper sticker seen by a listener in South Carolina. Plus, Charles helps a dad pronounce Starbucks orders, assists in a burrito dilemma, and attempts to spell diarrhea in another edition of "I'll Help You Get Out of the Woods!" C’mon and have a good time with us!
 
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      <pubDate>Tue, 19 Aug 2025 08:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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      <title>Dad Reacts To Unhinged GMM Moments | DFMB Episode 131</title>
      <description>Charles and Link read a stand-out Apple Podcast review from a listener, and the two react to some recent hilarious moments from GMM. Plus, Charles answers a mailbag question about past “lovers”, and the two share some of their favorite memories of their moms. C’mon and have a good time with us!
 
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      <pubDate>Tue, 12 Aug 2025 08:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:summary>Charles and Link read a stand-out Apple Podcast review from a listener, and the two react to some recent hilarious moments from GMM. Plus, Charles answers a mailbag question about past “lovers”, and the two share some of their favorite memories of their moms. C’mon and have a good time with us!
 
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        <![CDATA[<p>Charles and Link read a stand-out Apple Podcast review from a listener, and the two react to some recent hilarious moments from GMM. Plus, Charles answers a mailbag question about past “lovers”, and the two share some of their favorite memories of their moms. C’mon and have a good time with us!</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: <a href="https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy">https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy</a></p> <p> </p> <p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices">https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>1997</itunes:duration>
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      <title>Link Goes To Ireland &amp; Charles Goes Backstage | DFMB Episode 130</title>
      <description>Link recaps his family trip to Ireland, including his trouble with obeying speed limits and newfound obsession with sheepherding. Charles tells Link all about his experience meeting Howie Mandel backstage, and talks about a recent fan encounter on his Belch Life golf cart. Plus, Link has an interesting roadside bbq sauce experience. C’mon and have a good time with us!
 
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      <pubDate>Tue, 05 Aug 2025 08:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:summary>Link recaps his family trip to Ireland, including his trouble with obeying speed limits and newfound obsession with sheepherding. Charles tells Link all about his experience meeting Howie Mandel backstage, and talks about a recent fan encounter on his Belch Life golf cart. Plus, Link has an interesting roadside bbq sauce experience. C’mon and have a good time with us!
 
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      <itunes:duration>2456</itunes:duration>
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      <title>Dad Reacts To Rhett In Drag | DFMB Episode 129</title>
      <description>Charles serenades Link with "Pink Pony Club", and the two have another fun call with Nana. Plus, Charles tries to identify items in another edition of "What In The Hell Is This Doohickey?", and the two react to a fan's GMM themed proposal. C’mon and have a good time with us!



Doohickies:

Magic Wand

Crocs

Red Light Therapy Mask

Rhett In Drag (Whett)
 
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      <pubDate>Tue, 29 Jul 2025 08:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:author>Mythical</itunes:author>
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      <itunes:summary>Charles serenades Link with "Pink Pony Club", and the two have another fun call with Nana. Plus, Charles tries to identify items in another edition of "What In The Hell Is This Doohickey?", and the two react to a fan's GMM themed proposal. C’mon and have a good time with us!



Doohickies:

Magic Wand

Crocs

Red Light Therapy Mask

Rhett In Drag (Whett)
 
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<p><br></p>
<p>Doohickies:</p>
<p>Magic Wand</p>
<p>Crocs</p>
<p>Red Light Therapy Mask</p>
<p>Rhett In Drag (Whett)</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: <a href="https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy">https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy</a></p> <p> </p> <p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices">https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>2042</itunes:duration>
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      <title>Charles' Nightmare About Link's Hair | DFMB Episode 128</title>
      <description>Charles discusses his strange nightmare about Link's hair, and then reacts to an old Rhett &amp; Link video of "skin walling." They go over some different names for grandparents that kids come up with, as well as reminisce about games from childhood's past. Plus, they react to an article about paint that sweats!
 
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      <pubDate>Tue, 22 Jul 2025 08:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:summary>Charles discusses his strange nightmare about Link's hair, and then reacts to an old Rhett &amp; Link video of "skin walling." They go over some different names for grandparents that kids come up with, as well as reminisce about games from childhood's past. Plus, they react to an article about paint that sweats!
 
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      <title>Link Reacts To Charles’ Hilarious Story About Nancy | DFMB Episode 127</title>
      <description>Charles provides life-saving bbq to some Myrtle Beach lifeguards. Link reacts to Charles looking ripped in a photo. Charles tells Link about his recent trip to Williamsburg, and Link recaps Lily’s college graduation and move. Plus, the two listen to a funny voicemail from an Ear Biscuits listener about Charles. C’mon and have a good time with us!
 
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      <pubDate>Tue, 15 Jul 2025 08:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:summary>Charles provides life-saving bbq to some Myrtle Beach lifeguards. Link reacts to Charles looking ripped in a photo. Charles tells Link about his recent trip to Williamsburg, and Link recaps Lily’s college graduation and move. Plus, the two listen to a funny voicemail from an Ear Biscuits listener about Charles. C’mon and have a good time with us!
 
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      <itunes:duration>2279</itunes:duration>
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      <title>Dad Accidentally Set Himself On Fire | DFMB Episode 126</title>
      <description>Charles and Link give their opinions on some paint reels. Charles tells the story of when he accidentally set himself on fire, and the messy aftermath. Plus, Charles auditions as the voice of Siri and Alexa (I mean, who wouldn’t want Charles as their Siri voice?). C’mon and have a good time with us!



Paint Reels:

https://www.facebook.com/reel/1383230942729503 

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DJNNMqeuapR/?igsh=MTdidjM5NHJrY2hiMQ%3D%3D
 
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      <pubDate>Tue, 08 Jul 2025 08:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:author>Mythical</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle/>
      <itunes:summary>Charles and Link give their opinions on some paint reels. Charles tells the story of when he accidentally set himself on fire, and the messy aftermath. Plus, Charles auditions as the voice of Siri and Alexa (I mean, who wouldn’t want Charles as their Siri voice?). C’mon and have a good time with us!



Paint Reels:

https://www.facebook.com/reel/1383230942729503 

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DJNNMqeuapR/?igsh=MTdidjM5NHJrY2hiMQ%3D%3D
 
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        <![CDATA[<p>Charles and Link give their opinions on some paint reels. Charles tells the story of when he accidentally set himself on fire, and the messy aftermath. Plus, Charles auditions as the voice of Siri and Alexa (I mean, who wouldn’t want Charles as their Siri voice?). C’mon and have a good time with us!</p>
<p><br></p>
<p>Paint Reels:</p>
<p>https://www.facebook.com/reel/1383230942729503 </p>
<p>https://www.instagram.com/reel/DJNNMqeuapR/?igsh=MTdidjM5NHJrY2hiMQ%3D%3D</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: <a href="https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy">https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy</a></p> <p> </p> <p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices">https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>2139</itunes:duration>
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      <title>Dad Reacts To Silly Comments About Himself | DFMB Episode 125</title>
      <description>Charles surprises Link with yet another wig and Billie Eilish song, and it of course, did not disappoint. Plus, the two react to comments about Charles from the internet, and Charles dubs over Link's iconic horse licking moment from GMM. C’mon and have a good time with us!
 
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      <pubDate>Tue, 01 Jul 2025 08:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Mythical</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle/>
      <itunes:summary>Charles surprises Link with yet another wig and Billie Eilish song, and it of course, did not disappoint. Plus, the two react to comments about Charles from the internet, and Charles dubs over Link's iconic horse licking moment from GMM. C’mon and have a good time with us!
 
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        <![CDATA[<p>Charles surprises Link with yet another wig and Billie Eilish song, and it of course, did not disappoint. Plus, the two react to comments about Charles from the internet, and Charles dubs over Link's iconic horse licking moment from GMM. C’mon and have a good time with us!</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: <a href="https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy">https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy</a></p> <p> </p> <p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices">https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>Charles Reacts To Link Peeing Outside | DFMB Episode 124</title>
      <description>Charles learns of Link's recent habit of peeing outside with his dogs.  The two talk about their trips to Hilton Head and Big Sur. Plus, they react to a viral video of professional shaggers. C’mon and have a good time with us!
 
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      <pubDate>Tue, 24 Jun 2025 08:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:summary>Charles learns of Link's recent habit of peeing outside with his dogs.  The two talk about their trips to Hilton Head and Big Sur. Plus, they react to a viral video of professional shaggers. C’mon and have a good time with us!
 
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        <![CDATA[<p>Charles learns of Link's recent habit of peeing outside with his dogs.  The two talk about their trips to Hilton Head and Big Sur. Plus, they react to a viral video of professional shaggers. C’mon and have a good time with us!</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: <a href="https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy">https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy</a></p> <p> </p> <p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices">https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>Dad Delivers Paternity Test Results | DFMB Episode 123</title>
      <description>Charles tells Link about the job that Nana always wished for him. The two help a listener deliver paternity news to two possible fathers. Plus, Charles dubs over one of Link’s most viral GMM moments in a new segment called “It’s Me, Your Dub Daddy!” C’mon and have a good time with us!
 
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      <pubDate>Tue, 17 Jun 2025 08:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:summary>Charles tells Link about the job that Nana always wished for him. The two help a listener deliver paternity news to two possible fathers. Plus, Charles dubs over one of Link’s most viral GMM moments in a new segment called “It’s Me, Your Dub Daddy!” C’mon and have a good time with us!
 
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        <![CDATA[<p>Charles tells Link about the job that Nana always wished for him. The two help a listener deliver paternity news to two possible fathers. Plus, Charles dubs over one of Link’s most viral GMM moments in a new segment called “It’s Me, Your Dub Daddy!” C’mon and have a good time with us!</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: <a href="https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy">https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy</a></p> <p> </p> <p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices">https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>Does Dad Sound Like Kermit the Frog? | DFMB Episode 122</title>
      <description>A listener proposes a “Don’t Tell Christy” segment, and Charles and Link give their thoughts. The two give advice on dealing with anticipatory grief, and Charles reacts to Ego Nwodim saying he sounds like Kermit the Frog. Plus, Charles tries to pronounce characters from The Hunger Games. C’mon and have a good time with us!



Pronunciation List: 

Peeta Mellark

Haymitch Abernathy

Effie Trinkett

Coriolanus Snow

Seneca Crane 

Plutarch Heavensbee 
 
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      <pubDate>Tue, 10 Jun 2025 08:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:author>Mythical</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle/>
      <itunes:summary>A listener proposes a “Don’t Tell Christy” segment, and Charles and Link give their thoughts. The two give advice on dealing with anticipatory grief, and Charles reacts to Ego Nwodim saying he sounds like Kermit the Frog. Plus, Charles tries to pronounce characters from The Hunger Games. C’mon and have a good time with us!



Pronunciation List: 

Peeta Mellark

Haymitch Abernathy

Effie Trinkett

Coriolanus Snow

Seneca Crane 

Plutarch Heavensbee 
 
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<p><br></p>
<p>Pronunciation List: </p>
<p>Peeta Mellark</p>
<p>Haymitch Abernathy</p>
<p>Effie Trinkett</p>
<p>Coriolanus Snow</p>
<p>Seneca Crane </p>
<p>Plutarch Heavensbee </p><p> </p><p> </p><p>To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: <a href="https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy">https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy</a></p> <p> </p> <p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices">https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>Dad Reacts To Viral Proposal Video | DFMB Episode 121</title>
      <description>Link tries out a Tik Tok prank on Charles, and the two talk about their breakfast habits. Producer Logan shares some news with Charles and Link. Plus, they react to a proposal video that went viral and Charles gives his two cents. C’mon and have a good time with us!
 
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      <pubDate>Tue, 03 Jun 2025 08:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:summary>Link tries out a Tik Tok prank on Charles, and the two talk about their breakfast habits. Producer Logan shares some news with Charles and Link. Plus, they react to a proposal video that went viral and Charles gives his two cents. C’mon and have a good time with us!
 
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        <![CDATA[<p>Link tries out a Tik Tok prank on Charles, and the two talk about their breakfast habits. Producer Logan shares some news with Charles and Link. Plus, they react to a proposal video that went viral and Charles gives his two cents. C’mon and have a good time with us!</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: <a href="https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy">https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy</a></p> <p> </p> <p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices">https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>Dad Tries To Spell ‘Piñata’ | DFMB Episode 120</title>
      <description>It's a big day of birthdays! Charles and Link talk about their plans to celebrate. Link pretends he's turning 73 and Charles pretends he's turning 47 in another edition of "Match My Freak!...Whatever That Means". Plus, Charles tries to spell celebratory words and reminisces about his big birthday celebration from years back.



Spelling Bee Words:

Chocolate Cake 

Piñata 

Champagne

Balloons 

Bouquet
 
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      <pubDate>Tue, 27 May 2025 08:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:author>Mythical</itunes:author>
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      <itunes:summary>It's a big day of birthdays! Charles and Link talk about their plans to celebrate. Link pretends he's turning 73 and Charles pretends he's turning 47 in another edition of "Match My Freak!...Whatever That Means". Plus, Charles tries to spell celebratory words and reminisces about his big birthday celebration from years back.



Spelling Bee Words:

Chocolate Cake 

Piñata 

Champagne

Balloons 

Bouquet
 
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      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>It's a big day of birthdays! Charles and Link talk about their plans to celebrate. Link pretends he's turning 73 and Charles pretends he's turning 47 in another edition of "Match My Freak!...Whatever That Means". Plus, Charles tries to spell celebratory words and reminisces about his big birthday celebration from years back.</p>
<p><br></p>
<p>Spelling Bee Words:</p>
<p>Chocolate Cake </p>
<p>Piñata </p>
<p>Champagne</p>
<p>Balloons </p>
<p>Bouquet</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: <a href="https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy">https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy</a></p> <p> </p> <p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices">https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>2016</itunes:duration>
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      <title>Dad Reacts To Lando On GMM | DFMB Episode 119</title>
      <description>Charles and Link watch a paint video unlike anything they've seen before, and Charles sees Lando's viral GMM moment for the first time. Plus, we learn of a listener's electricity-free version of Link’s shower blow-dryer trick, and Charles shares an unpopular opinion of his. C’mon and have a good time with us!



Video Links:

Unpaint

Lando On GMM
 
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      <pubDate>Tue, 20 May 2025 08:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Mythical</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle/>
      <itunes:summary>Charles and Link watch a paint video unlike anything they've seen before, and Charles sees Lando's viral GMM moment for the first time. Plus, we learn of a listener's electricity-free version of Link’s shower blow-dryer trick, and Charles shares an unpopular opinion of his. C’mon and have a good time with us!



Video Links:

Unpaint

Lando On GMM
 
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        <![CDATA[<p>Charles and Link watch a paint video unlike anything they've seen before, and Charles sees Lando's viral GMM moment for the first time. Plus, we learn of a listener's electricity-free version of Link’s shower blow-dryer trick, and Charles shares an unpopular opinion of his. C’mon and have a good time with us!</p>
<p><br></p>
<p>Video Links:</p>
<p><a href="https://www.youtube.com/shorts/K7uB2x2NVWc">Unpaint</a></p>
<p><a href="https://www.youtube.com/shorts/91bLsSfAMR4">Lando On GMM</a></p><p> </p><p> </p><p>To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: <a href="https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy">https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy</a></p> <p> </p> <p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices">https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>2170</itunes:duration>
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      <title>Dad Reacts To “Lunch” By Billie Eilish | DFMB Episode 118</title>
      <description>Charles shows up in style in one of Nancy's wigs, and surprises Link with a special song. Link recaps his time at Coachella, and Charles talks about his trip to Pigeon Forge and Dollywood. Plus, Charles tries to pronounce artists from Coachella. C’mon and have a good time with us!
 
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      <pubDate>Tue, 13 May 2025 08:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:subtitle/>
      <itunes:summary>Charles shows up in style in one of Nancy's wigs, and surprises Link with a special song. Link recaps his time at Coachella, and Charles talks about his trip to Pigeon Forge and Dollywood. Plus, Charles tries to pronounce artists from Coachella. C’mon and have a good time with us!
 
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      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>Charles shows up in style in one of Nancy's wigs, and surprises Link with a special song. Link recaps his time at Coachella, and Charles talks about his trip to Pigeon Forge and Dollywood. Plus, Charles tries to pronounce artists from Coachella. C’mon and have a good time with us!</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: <a href="https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy">https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy</a></p> <p> </p> <p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices">https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>2184</itunes:duration>
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      <title>We Learn About Swingers In Florida | DFMB Episode 117</title>
      <description>Charles and Link talk about a recent caffeine experiment from GMM and help a third grader prepare for a big spelling bee competition. Plus, they watch more paint hack videos, react to what ChatGPT says about the podcast, and learn about swinger culture in Florida. C’mon and have a good time with us!



Paint Hack videos:

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Bf0ZuR9Tbj0

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/fBDJrd14V8M
 
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      <pubDate>Tue, 06 May 2025 08:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Mythical</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle/>
      <itunes:summary>Charles and Link talk about a recent caffeine experiment from GMM and help a third grader prepare for a big spelling bee competition. Plus, they watch more paint hack videos, react to what ChatGPT says about the podcast, and learn about swinger culture in Florida. C’mon and have a good time with us!



Paint Hack videos:

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Bf0ZuR9Tbj0

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/fBDJrd14V8M
 
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      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>Charles and Link talk about a recent caffeine experiment from GMM and help a third grader prepare for a big spelling bee competition. Plus, they watch more paint hack videos, react to what ChatGPT says about the podcast, and learn about swinger culture in Florida. C’mon and have a good time with us!</p>
<p><br></p>
<p>Paint Hack videos:</p>
<p>https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Bf0ZuR9Tbj0</p>
<p>https://www.youtube.com/shorts/fBDJrd14V8M</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: <a href="https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy">https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy</a></p> <p> </p> <p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices">https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>2056</itunes:duration>
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      <title>Dad Tries To Pronounce ‘Onomatopoeia’ | DFMB Episode 116</title>
      <description>Charles and Link talk work, wigs, and pollen, and Link gets tricked into yet another deez nuts joke. Plus, Charles tries to pronounce more words, and the two react to more fan comments from the internet, where Charles sees his iconic woods video for the first time. C’mon and have a good time with us!



Pronunciation List: 

Onomatopoeia

Chimichurri

Karaoke

Ibiza

Beijing



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      <pubDate>Tue, 29 Apr 2025 08:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Mythical</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle/>
      <itunes:summary>Charles and Link talk work, wigs, and pollen, and Link gets tricked into yet another deez nuts joke. Plus, Charles tries to pronounce more words, and the two react to more fan comments from the internet, where Charles sees his iconic woods video for the first time. C’mon and have a good time with us!



Pronunciation List: 

Onomatopoeia

Chimichurri

Karaoke

Ibiza

Beijing



Get your tickets to the Ocean Drive Beach Music Festival now at ⁠odmusicfest.com⁠! 
 
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      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>Charles and Link talk work, wigs, and pollen, and Link gets tricked into yet another deez nuts joke. Plus, Charles tries to pronounce more words, and the two react to more fan comments from the internet, where Charles sees his iconic woods video for the first time. C’mon and have a good time with us!</p>
<p><br></p>
<p>Pronunciation List: </p>
<p>Onomatopoeia</p>
<p>Chimichurri</p>
<p>Karaoke</p>
<p>Ibiza</p>
<p>Beijing</p>
<p><br></p>
<p>Get your tickets to the Ocean Drive Beach Music Festival now at <a href="https://odmusicfest.com/">⁠odmusicfest.com⁠</a>! </p><p> </p><p> </p><p>To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: <a href="https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy">https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy</a></p> <p> </p> <p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices">https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>2320</itunes:duration>
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      <title>Nana Joins The Show! | DFMB Episode 115</title>
      <description>Charles tells Link about his recent trip to Raleigh to see Brooks &amp; Dunn in concert, and about the Myrtle Beasts he met along the way. Link recaps his trip to Seattle. Plus, Nana joins the show during her staycation at Charles' house, and boy was it a treat! C’mon and have a good time with us!
 
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      <pubDate>Tue, 22 Apr 2025 08:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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      <title>Charles Reacts To Link As A Drag Queen | DFMB Episode 114</title>
      <description>Charles tells Link about his new diet. The two watch more paint hack videos in efforts to impress Charles (a hard task, no less!). Plus, Charles tries to identify modern references and pop culture icons in another edition of "What In The Hell Is This Doohickey?" C’mon and have a good time with us!

Paint Hack videos:
https://www.facebook.com/reel/1008316347849885 
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/biLkSxHwIlw 

Image List (in order): 

Charcuterie Board

Anime

Mario

Tom Holland &amp; Zendaya

Topo Chica (Link as a drag queen)


 
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      <pubDate>Tue, 15 Apr 2025 08:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Mythical</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle/>
      <itunes:summary>Charles tells Link about his new diet. The two watch more paint hack videos in efforts to impress Charles (a hard task, no less!). Plus, Charles tries to identify modern references and pop culture icons in another edition of "What In The Hell Is This Doohickey?" C’mon and have a good time with us!

Paint Hack videos:
https://www.facebook.com/reel/1008316347849885 
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/biLkSxHwIlw 

Image List (in order): 

Charcuterie Board

Anime

Mario

Tom Holland &amp; Zendaya

Topo Chica (Link as a drag queen)


 
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<li>Charcuterie Board</li>
<li>Anime</li>
<li>Mario</li>
<li>Tom Holland &amp; Zendaya</li>
<li>Topo Chica (Link as a drag queen)</li>
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      <title>The Craziest Things Dad Has Eaten | DFMB Episode 113</title>
      <description>Charles and Link watch an old Neal family video, which brings back a lot of memories. The two help a listener with an age gap relationship issue. Plus, Charles tells Link about the most exotic foods he's ever eaten in another edition of "Don't Tell Nana!" C’mon and have a good time with us!

Country Fish Fry 

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      <pubDate>Tue, 08 Apr 2025 08:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:summary>Charles and Link watch an old Neal family video, which brings back a lot of memories. The two help a listener with an age gap relationship issue. Plus, Charles tells Link about the most exotic foods he's ever eaten in another edition of "Don't Tell Nana!" C’mon and have a good time with us!

Country Fish Fry 

Get your tickets to the Ocean Drive Beach Music Festival now at odmusicfest.com! 
 
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      <title>Dad Pranks Link | DFMB Episode 112</title>
      <description>Charles gives an update on the fires in the Myrtle Beach area, and plays an April Fools' prank on Link. Plus, a listener sends in a poem about the podcast, and Charles tries to pronounce more words. C’mon and have a good time with us! 
 
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      <pubDate>Tue, 01 Apr 2025 08:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:summary>Charles gives an update on the fires in the Myrtle Beach area, and plays an April Fools' prank on Link. Plus, a listener sends in a poem about the podcast, and Charles tries to pronounce more words. C’mon and have a good time with us! 
 
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      <title>Dad Tries To Spell ‘Illinois’ | DFMB Episode 111</title>
      <description>Link tells about his experience seeing some of the aftermath from the LA fires in person, and Charles shares an emotional update about his dog, Gypsy. Plus, the two impersonate eachother in another edition of "Match My Freak!...Whatever That Means", and Charles attempts to spell more words. C’mon and have a good time with us!

Spelling List: 
Connecticut 
Illinois 
Spaghetti 
Octopus
 
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      <pubDate>Tue, 25 Mar 2025 08:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Mythical</itunes:author>
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      <itunes:summary>Link tells about his experience seeing some of the aftermath from the LA fires in person, and Charles shares an emotional update about his dog, Gypsy. Plus, the two impersonate eachother in another edition of "Match My Freak!...Whatever That Means", and Charles attempts to spell more words. C’mon and have a good time with us!

Spelling List: 
Connecticut 
Illinois 
Spaghetti 
Octopus
 
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      <title>What’s In Dad’s Search History? | DFMB Episode 110</title>
      <description>Charles shows Link his black and blue fingernail from an injury, and tells him about some DIY "surgeries" he's done in the past. Link tells Charles about his recent trip to the desert. Plus, the two watch some satisfying paint videos, and find out what's in Charles internet search history. C’mon and have a good time with us!
 
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      <pubDate>Tue, 18 Mar 2025 08:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
      <itunes:episode>110</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Mythical</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle></itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Charles shows Link his black and blue fingernail from an injury, and tells him about some DIY "surgeries" he's done in the past. Link tells Charles about his recent trip to the desert. Plus, the two watch some satisfying paint videos, and find out what's in Charles internet search history. C’mon and have a good time with us!
 
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      <itunes:duration>2333</itunes:duration>
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      <title>Dad Brings On Professional Shaggers | DFMB Episode 109</title>
      <description>Charlie Womble and Jackie McGee join the show to talk all things shaggin', and Link talks about his own recent experience "shagging". Plus, Charles attempts more pronunciations in another edition of "Can I Pronounce These Words? Let's See If I Fala-fail!" C’mon and have a good time with us!

Pronunciation Word List:
Cappuccino
Star Anise
Ceviche 
Ratatouille 
Gelato
 
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      <pubDate>Tue, 11 Mar 2025 08:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
      <itunes:episode>109</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Mythical</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle></itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Charlie Womble and Jackie McGee join the show to talk all things shaggin', and Link talks about his own recent experience "shagging". Plus, Charles attempts more pronunciations in another edition of "Can I Pronounce These Words? Let's See If I Fala-fail!" C’mon and have a good time with us!

Pronunciation Word List:
Cappuccino
Star Anise
Ceviche 
Ratatouille 
Gelato
 
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        <![CDATA[<p>Charlie Womble and Jackie McGee join the show to talk all things shaggin', and Link talks about his own recent experience "shagging". Plus, Charles attempts more pronunciations in another edition of "Can I Pronounce These Words? Let's See If I Fala-fail!" C’mon and have a good time with us!</p><p><br></p><p>Pronunciation Word List:</p><p>Cappuccino</p><p>Star Anise</p><p>Ceviche </p><p>Ratatouille </p><p>Gelato</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: <a href="https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy">https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy</a></p> <p> </p> <p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices">https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>Nana Roasts Link | DFMB Episode 108</title>
      <description>Charles and Link call Nana to check in on her. Charles tells a story about getting in trouble in grade school, and the two give advice to a new teacher. Plus, they play an adult version of Mad Gab called "Incohearent" in another edition of “This Segment Is...Snot Mike Up Puffed He”. C’mon and have a good time with us!

"Incohearent" Game Phrases:
BUD MAKE IT 
SH HUH TOUGH UGH CUP 
AISLE HIKE PEG BUS HIKE AN HOT DONE HIGH
SHOOK HERD ADDIE
 
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      <pubDate>Tue, 04 Mar 2025 09:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
      <itunes:episode>108</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Mythical</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle></itunes:subtitle>
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"Incohearent" Game Phrases:
BUD MAKE IT 
SH HUH TOUGH UGH CUP 
AISLE HIKE PEG BUS HIKE AN HOT DONE HIGH
SHOOK HERD ADDIE
 
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      <title>Dad Reacts To Hilarious Comments About Himself | DFMB Episode 107</title>
      <description>Charles and Link talk about their weekend plans, and Charles announces the big upcoming music festival in Myrtle Beach. The two react to videos of robot painters, and Charles sees Link's viral whip cream moment for the first time. Plus, Charles reads comments on the internet about himself. C’mon and have a good time with us! 

Get your tickets to the Ocean Drive Beach Music Festival at odmusicfest.com!

Video Links:
Paint Hack 1
Paint Hack 2 
"Some Of This On Your That?" 
Gomer Pyle
 
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      <pubDate>Tue, 25 Feb 2025 09:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
      <itunes:episode>107</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Mythical</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle></itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Charles and Link talk about their weekend plans, and Charles announces the big upcoming music festival in Myrtle Beach. The two react to videos of robot painters, and Charles sees Link's viral whip cream moment for the first time. Plus, Charles reads comments on the internet about himself. C’mon and have a good time with us! 

Get your tickets to the Ocean Drive Beach Music Festival at odmusicfest.com!

Video Links:
Paint Hack 1
Paint Hack 2 
"Some Of This On Your That?" 
Gomer Pyle
 
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      <title>Dad Does The Polar Plunge | DFMB Episode 106</title>
      <description>Links tells Charles about a fun week test-driving the new EV Hummer, and Charles talks about his experience doing a polar plunge in the ocean. Plus, Charles recaps his cruise in another edition of “Shaggin’ Around The World!” C’mon and have a good time with us!
 
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      <pubDate>Tue, 18 Feb 2025 09:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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      <title>Dad Got Stuck On An Elevator | DFMB Episode 105</title>
      <description>Charles tells Link about the time he got stuck in an elevator, and the longest he’s ever stayed awake in his younger days. Plus, the two enter the realm of pop culture in another edition of “Can I Pronounce These Words? Let’s See If I Fala-fail!” C’mon and have a good time with us!

Pronunciation List:
Beethoven
Pokémon
Billie Eilish 
FIFA 
Lil Nas X  
Timothée Chalamet
Jake Gyllenhaal
 
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      <pubDate>Tue, 11 Feb 2025 09:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:summary>Charles tells Link about the time he got stuck in an elevator, and the longest he’s ever stayed awake in his younger days. Plus, the two enter the realm of pop culture in another edition of “Can I Pronounce These Words? Let’s See If I Fala-fail!” C’mon and have a good time with us!

Pronunciation List:
Beethoven
Pokémon
Billie Eilish 
FIFA 
Lil Nas X  
Timothée Chalamet
Jake Gyllenhaal
 
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        <![CDATA[<p>Charles tells Link about the time he got stuck in an elevator, and the longest he’s ever stayed awake in his younger days. Plus, the two enter the realm of pop culture in another edition of “Can I Pronounce These Words? Let’s See If I Fala-fail!” C’mon and have a good time with us!</p><p><br></p><p>Pronunciation List:</p><p>Beethoven</p><p>Pokémon</p><p>Billie Eilish </p><p>FIFA </p><p>Lil Nas X  </p><p>Timothée Chalamet</p><p>Jake Gyllenhaal</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: <a href="https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy">https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy</a></p> <p> </p> <p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices">https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>Dad Reacts To Crazy AI Tech | DFMB Episode 104</title>
      <description>Charles accidentally roasts Nancy for never riding her bike. The two react to a cool paint tape tool, and are confused by a new AI-powered refrigerator. Plus, Charles gets baited by spam, and helps a listener who is in quite the predicament. C’mon and have a good time with us! 
 
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      <pubDate>Tue, 04 Feb 2025 09:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:summary>Charles accidentally roasts Nancy for never riding her bike. The two react to a cool paint tape tool, and are confused by a new AI-powered refrigerator. Plus, Charles gets baited by spam, and helps a listener who is in quite the predicament. C’mon and have a good time with us! 
 
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        <![CDATA[<p>Charles accidentally roasts Nancy for never riding her bike. The two react to a cool paint tape tool, and are confused by a new AI-powered refrigerator. Plus, Charles gets baited by spam, and helps a listener who is in quite the predicament. C’mon and have a good time with us! </p><p> </p><p> </p><p>To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: <a href="https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy">https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy</a></p> <p> </p> <p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices">https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>Dad Tries To Spell ‘Massachusetts’ | DFMB Episode 103</title>
      <description>Charles gives an update on Nana, and helps promote a listener’s band. Plus, Charles is tested to the limit as he tries to spell AND pronounce words. C’mon and have a good time with us!

Pronunciation Word List:
Fettuccine 
Pico de gallo 
Beignet 
Pinot Noir
Escargot
 
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      <pubDate>Tue, 28 Jan 2025 09:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:episode>103</itunes:episode>
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      <itunes:summary>Charles gives an update on Nana, and helps promote a listener’s band. Plus, Charles is tested to the limit as he tries to spell AND pronounce words. C’mon and have a good time with us!

Pronunciation Word List:
Fettuccine 
Pico de gallo 
Beignet 
Pinot Noir
Escargot
 
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        <![CDATA[<p>Charles gives an update on Nana, and helps promote a listener’s band. Plus, Charles is tested to the limit as he tries to spell AND pronounce words. C’mon and have a good time with us!</p><p><br></p><p>Pronunciation Word List:</p><p>Fettuccine </p><p>Pico de gallo </p><p>Beignet </p><p>Pinot Noir</p><p>Escargot</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: <a href="https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy">https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy</a></p> <p> </p> <p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices">https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>1613</itunes:duration>
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      <title>Link’s Fire Evacuation Experience | DFMB Episode 102</title>
      <description>We’re back and safe! Link recaps his experience during the fires in Los Angeles, and what it’s been like trying to move forward. Plus, Charles shares about his trip to Hawaii, and Link tells a bit about his family’s trip to Whistler. C’mon and have a good time with us!

If you are willing and able, here are several great organizations you can donate to:
California Community Foundation
California Fire Foundation
L.A. Fire Department Foundation
Pasadena Humane Society
Ventura County Community Foundation
American Red Cross of Greater Los Angeles
Center for Disaster Philanthropy
Direct Relief
 
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      <pubDate>Tue, 21 Jan 2025 09:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:episode>102</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Mythical</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle></itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>We’re back and safe! Link recaps his experience during the fires in Los Angeles, and what it’s been like trying to move forward. Plus, Charles shares about his trip to Hawaii, and Link tells a bit about his family’s trip to Whistler. C’mon and have a good time with us!

If you are willing and able, here are several great organizations you can donate to:
California Community Foundation
California Fire Foundation
L.A. Fire Department Foundation
Pasadena Humane Society
Ventura County Community Foundation
American Red Cross of Greater Los Angeles
Center for Disaster Philanthropy
Direct Relief
 
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        <![CDATA[<p>We’re back and safe! Link recaps his experience during the fires in Los Angeles, and what it’s been like trying to move forward. Plus, Charles shares about his trip to Hawaii, and Link tells a bit about his family’s trip to Whistler. C’mon and have a good time with us!</p><p><br></p><p>If you are willing and able, here are several great organizations you can donate to:</p><p><a href="https://www.calfund.org/funds/wildfire-recovery-fund/">California Community Foundation</a></p><p><a href="https://cpf.salsalabs.org/cff-donation/index.html">California Fire Foundation</a></p><p><a href="https://supportlafd.kindful.com/?campaign=1040812">L.A. Fire Department Foundation</a></p><p><a href="https://pasadenahumane.org/">Pasadena Humane Society</a></p><p><a href="https://vccf.org/make-a-donation/">Ventura County Community Foundation</a></p><p><a href="https://www.redcross.org/local/california/los-angeles/about-us/news-and-events/press-releases/palisades-fire--red-cross-opens-emergency-shelter-.html">American Red Cross of Greater Los Angeles</a></p><p><a href="https://disasterphilanthropy.org/funds/cdp-california-wildfires-recovery-fund/">Center for Disaster Philanthropy</a></p><p><a href="https://www.directrelief.org/2025/01/as-southern-california-fires-rage-medical-aid-en-route/">Direct Relief</a></p><p> </p><p> </p><p>To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: <a href="https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy">https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy</a></p> <p> </p> <p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices">https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>Lookin' Back: Dad's Wild Wedding Stories (2023)</title>
      <description>Hey there, Myrtle Beasts. Due to the fires in Los Angeles and keeping the Mythical Crew safe, we weren't able to get in the studio to record our latest dispatch. So, here's a fun throwback episode with some classic stories from Charles, and we'll be back with a new dispatch next week!

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      <pubDate>Tue, 14 Jan 2025 09:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:summary>Hey there, Myrtle Beasts. Due to the fires in Los Angeles and keeping the Mythical Crew safe, we weren't able to get in the studio to record our latest dispatch. So, here's a fun throwback episode with some classic stories from Charles, and we'll be back with a new dispatch next week!

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        <![CDATA[<p>Hey there, Myrtle Beasts. Due to the fires in Los Angeles and keeping the Mythical Crew safe, we weren't able to get in the studio to record our latest dispatch. So, here's a fun throwback episode with some classic stories from Charles, and we'll be back with a new dispatch next week!</p><p><br></p><p><a href="https://youtu.be/jo9mnkhIBeg?si=DAbK1W4cokAhomaL">Episode video</a></p><p> </p><p> </p><p>To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: <a href="https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy">https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy</a></p> <p> </p> <p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices">https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>Dad Reacts To Internet Comments About Himself (100th Ep. Special!) | DFMB Episode 100</title>
      <description>Welcome to our Dispatches From Myrtle Beach Extra Special 100th Episode Extravaganza! And Happy 2025! Charles and Link reflect on the last 2.5 years, and Nana calls in to wish the two a Happy 100. Plus, Charles reacts to comments on the internet about himself, and tells a dirty jokes for old times’ sake. C’mon and have a good time with us! 
 
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      <pubDate>Tue, 07 Jan 2025 09:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:episode>100</itunes:episode>
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      <itunes:subtitle></itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Welcome to our Dispatches From Myrtle Beach Extra Special 100th Episode Extravaganza! And Happy 2025! Charles and Link reflect on the last 2.5 years, and Nana calls in to wish the two a Happy 100. Plus, Charles reacts to comments on the internet about himself, and tells a dirty jokes for old times’ sake. C’mon and have a good time with us! 
 
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        <![CDATA[<p>Welcome to our Dispatches From Myrtle Beach Extra Special 100th Episode Extravaganza! And Happy 2025! Charles and Link reflect on the last 2.5 years, and Nana calls in to wish the two a Happy 100. Plus, Charles reacts to comments on the internet about himself, and tells a dirty jokes for old times’ sake. C’mon and have a good time with us! </p><p> </p><p> </p><p>To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: <a href="https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy">https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy</a></p> <p> </p> <p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices">https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>Lookin' Back: Dad Was Struck By Lightning (2022)</title>
      <description>While Charles and Link take a week off, we're throwing things back to the early days of Dispatches. 
 
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      <pubDate>Tue, 31 Dec 2024 09:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:summary>While Charles and Link take a week off, we're throwing things back to the early days of Dispatches. 
 
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        <![CDATA[<p>While Charles and Link take a week off, we're throwing things back to the early days of Dispatches. </p><p> </p><p> </p><p>To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: <a href="https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy">https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy</a></p> <p> </p> <p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices">https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>Dad Learns Gen-Z Slang | DFMB Episode 99</title>
      <description>HO HO HO! Happy Holidays, Myrtle Beasts! For our last regular episode of the year, “Santa” and Link talk about their holiday plans, and recap another great year of Dispatches. Charles learns some of the most popular Gen-Z slang and phrases from 2024, and the two judge naughty holiday sweaters sent in by a listener. Plus, Link tries to get “Santa” to admit that he’s his dad in another edition of “Let’s Roleplay!” C’mon and have a good time with us! 

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      <pubDate>Tue, 24 Dec 2024 09:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:episode>99</itunes:episode>
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      <itunes:subtitle></itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>HO HO HO! Happy Holidays, Myrtle Beasts! For our last regular episode of the year, “Santa” and Link talk about their holiday plans, and recap another great year of Dispatches. Charles learns some of the most popular Gen-Z slang and phrases from 2024, and the two judge naughty holiday sweaters sent in by a listener. Plus, Link tries to get “Santa” to admit that he’s his dad in another edition of “Let’s Roleplay!” C’mon and have a good time with us! 

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        <![CDATA[<p>HO HO HO! Happy Holidays, Myrtle Beasts! For our last regular episode of the year, “Santa” and Link talk about their holiday plans, and recap another great year of Dispatches. Charles learns some of the most popular Gen-Z slang and phrases from 2024, and the two judge naughty holiday sweaters sent in by a listener. Plus, Link tries to get “Santa” to admit that he’s his dad in another edition of “Let’s Roleplay!” C’mon and have a good time with us! </p><p><br></p><p>*Don’t forget to tune in next week for a fun throwback episode!*</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: <a href="https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy">https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy</a></p> <p> </p> <p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices">https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>We Get Stumped By The Mad Gab Game | DFMB Episode 98</title>
      <description>Charles goes on a mission to find a late shag dancer’s hall of fame star. Charles and Link watch (and judge) a new paint hack compilation. Plus, the two try to crack Mad Gab phrases together in another edition of “This Segment Is…Snot Mike Up Puffed He.” C’mon and have a good time with us!

Play Mad Gab along with us!
UP RACKED HICK GULCH OAK 
EYE PILLOW FIZZ SIGH
HONEY DUCK HISS 
SNOT MIKE UP PUFFED HE
 
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      <pubDate>Tue, 17 Dec 2024 09:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:episode>98</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Mythical</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle></itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Charles goes on a mission to find a late shag dancer’s hall of fame star. Charles and Link watch (and judge) a new paint hack compilation. Plus, the two try to crack Mad Gab phrases together in another edition of “This Segment Is…Snot Mike Up Puffed He.” C’mon and have a good time with us!

Play Mad Gab along with us!
UP RACKED HICK GULCH OAK 
EYE PILLOW FIZZ SIGH
HONEY DUCK HISS 
SNOT MIKE UP PUFFED HE
 
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      <title>Our Thanksgiving Together | DFMB Episode 97</title>
      <description>Charles and Link recap their Thanksgiving together in North Carolina, and help a listener whose family wants to overstay their welcome for the holidays. Plus, the two roast each other yet again in another edition of "Match My Freak!...Whatever That Means." C’mon and have a good time with us! 
 
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      <pubDate>Tue, 10 Dec 2024 09:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:episode>97</itunes:episode>
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      <itunes:summary>Charles and Link recap their Thanksgiving together in North Carolina, and help a listener whose family wants to overstay their welcome for the holidays. Plus, the two roast each other yet again in another edition of "Match My Freak!...Whatever That Means." C’mon and have a good time with us! 
 
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        <![CDATA[<p>Charles and Link recap their Thanksgiving together in North Carolina, and help a listener whose family wants to overstay their welcome for the holidays. Plus, the two roast each other yet again in another edition of "Match My Freak!...Whatever That Means." C’mon and have a good time with us! </p><p> </p><p> </p><p>To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: <a href="https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy">https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy</a></p> <p> </p> <p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices">https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>2018</itunes:duration>
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      <title>Dad Tries To Pronounce ‘Empanada’ | DFMB Episode 96</title>
      <description>Charles gives a holler-out to a young professional shag dancer. Link takes Charles through a well-known dialect quiz from The New York Times to see if it can guess where he’s from. Plus, Charles tries to pronounce more words in another edition of “Can I Pronounce These Words? Let’s See If I Fala-Fail!” C’mon and have a good time with us! 

NYT Dialect Quiz

Pronunciation word list:
Pad Thai 
Kimchi
Tortellini 
Bibimbap
Empanada
 
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      <pubDate>Tue, 03 Dec 2024 09:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
      <itunes:episode>96</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Mythical</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle></itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Charles gives a holler-out to a young professional shag dancer. Link takes Charles through a well-known dialect quiz from The New York Times to see if it can guess where he’s from. Plus, Charles tries to pronounce more words in another edition of “Can I Pronounce These Words? Let’s See If I Fala-Fail!” C’mon and have a good time with us! 

NYT Dialect Quiz

Pronunciation word list:
Pad Thai 
Kimchi
Tortellini 
Bibimbap
Empanada
 
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        <![CDATA[<p>Charles gives a holler-out to a young professional shag dancer. Link takes Charles through a well-known dialect quiz from The New York Times to see if it can guess where he’s from. Plus, Charles tries to pronounce more words in another edition of “Can I Pronounce These Words? Let’s See If I Fala-Fail!” C’mon and have a good time with us! </p><p><br></p><p><a href="https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2014/upshot/dialect-quiz-map.html">NYT Dialect Quiz</a></p><p><br></p><p>Pronunciation word list:</p><p>Pad Thai </p><p>Kimchi</p><p>Tortellini </p><p>Bibimbap</p><p>Empanada</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: <a href="https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy">https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy</a></p> <p> </p> <p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices">https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>Dad Tries To Spell ‘Casserole’ | DFMB Episode 95</title>
      <description>Gobble Gobble Gobble! Link and Charles look forward to their big Neal Thanksgiving in North Carolina. Plus, Charles tries to spell different Thanksgiving foods in another edition of “It’s Spelling Bee Time? That Would Bee Correct!” C’mon and have a good time with us! 
 
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      <pubDate>Tue, 26 Nov 2024 09:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
      <itunes:episode>95</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Mythical</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle></itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Gobble Gobble Gobble! Link and Charles look forward to their big Neal Thanksgiving in North Carolina. Plus, Charles tries to spell different Thanksgiving foods in another edition of “It’s Spelling Bee Time? That Would Bee Correct!” C’mon and have a good time with us! 
 
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        <![CDATA[<p>Gobble Gobble Gobble! Link and Charles look forward to their big Neal Thanksgiving in North Carolina. Plus, Charles tries to spell different Thanksgiving foods in another edition of “It’s Spelling Bee Time? That Would Bee Correct!” C’mon and have a good time with us! </p><p> </p><p> </p><p>To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: <a href="https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy">https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy</a></p> <p> </p> <p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices">https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>1843</itunes:duration>
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      <title>Dad Gets In Trouble With Nana | DFMB Episode 94</title>
      <description>Charles recaps his time at the Cammy Awards, and tells Link all about Nana's eventful visit to his house. Plus, Charles tells an old story of being punished with a switch, and the two react to another viral paint hack video. C’mon and have a good time with us! 

Follow along to the paint hack video! https://www.youtube.com/shorts/44pzxkYhegg. Credit to @karissaathome.
 
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      <pubDate>Tue, 19 Nov 2024 09:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
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      <itunes:episode>94</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Mythical</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle></itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Charles recaps his time at the Cammy Awards, and tells Link all about Nana's eventful visit to his house. Plus, Charles tells an old story of being punished with a switch, and the two react to another viral paint hack video. C’mon and have a good time with us! 

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        <![CDATA[<p>Charles recaps his time at the Cammy Awards, and tells Link all about Nana's eventful visit to his house. Plus, Charles tells an old story of being punished with a switch, and the two react to another viral paint hack video. C’mon and have a good time with us! </p><p><br></p><p>Follow along to the paint hack video! https://www.youtube.com/shorts/44pzxkYhegg. Credit to @karissaathome.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: <a href="https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy">https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy</a></p> <p> </p> <p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices">https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>2303</itunes:duration>
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      <title>Dad Attempts “Snot Mike Up Puffed He” | DFMB Episode 93</title>
      <description>Santa Clause (Link) came early this year and delivered big gifts for Charles and his sister! The two discuss the big deliveries, and Link can finally lay Santa-Gate to rest. Plus, Charles continues the legacy of one of Link’s most viral moments in a new segment called, This Segment Is…Snot Mike Up Puffed He. C’mon and have a good time with us! 

Play along with us!
“Dawn dude rugs"
"Jog Clay Die Scream"
"Bat Tree Snot Ink Looted" 
"Mare Itch Prop Owes All"
"Hell Beau Soft Teat Able" 
"Debt Wood Bee Core Wrecked!"
 
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      <pubDate>Tue, 12 Nov 2024 09:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
      <itunes:episode>93</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Mythical</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle></itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Santa Clause (Link) came early this year and delivered big gifts for Charles and his sister! The two discuss the big deliveries, and Link can finally lay Santa-Gate to rest. Plus, Charles continues the legacy of one of Link’s most viral moments in a new segment called, This Segment Is…Snot Mike Up Puffed He. C’mon and have a good time with us! 

Play along with us!
“Dawn dude rugs"
"Jog Clay Die Scream"
"Bat Tree Snot Ink Looted" 
"Mare Itch Prop Owes All"
"Hell Beau Soft Teat Able" 
"Debt Wood Bee Core Wrecked!"
 
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        <![CDATA[<p>Santa Clause (Link) came early this year and delivered big gifts for Charles and his sister! The two discuss the big deliveries, and Link can finally lay Santa-Gate to rest. Plus, Charles continues the legacy of one of Link’s most viral moments in a new segment called, This Segment Is…Snot Mike Up Puffed He. C’mon and have a good time with us! </p><p><br></p><p>Play along with us!</p><p>“Dawn dude rugs"</p><p>"Jog Clay Die Scream"</p><p>"Bat Tree Snot Ink Looted" </p><p>"Mare Itch Prop Owes All"</p><p>"Hell Beau Soft Teat Able" </p><p>"Debt Wood Bee Core Wrecked!"</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: <a href="https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy">https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy</a></p> <p> </p> <p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices">https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>2317</itunes:duration>
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      <title>Dad Tries To Pronounce Harry Potter Characters | DFMB Episode 92</title>
      <description>Charles gets emotional from a Myrtle Beasts’ email, and the two share their heartfelt feelings about the podcast and the Dispatches community. Charles and Link debate which states are considered “The South”, and help a listener improve their social skills. Plus, Charles tries to pronounce Harry Potter characters in another edition of ‘Can I Pronounce These Words? Let’s See If I Fala-Fail!’ C’mon and have a good time with us! 

Pronunciation List: 
Hermione Granger 
Professor Albus Dumbledore
Severus Snape
Draco Malfoy 
Lord Voldemort 
Remus Lupin 
 
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      <pubDate>Tue, 05 Nov 2024 09:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
      <itunes:episode>92</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Mythical</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle></itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Charles gets emotional from a Myrtle Beasts’ email, and the two share their heartfelt feelings about the podcast and the Dispatches community. Charles and Link debate which states are considered “The South”, and help a listener improve their social skills. Plus, Charles tries to pronounce Harry Potter characters in another edition of ‘Can I Pronounce These Words? Let’s See If I Fala-Fail!’ C’mon and have a good time with us! 

Pronunciation List: 
Hermione Granger 
Professor Albus Dumbledore
Severus Snape
Draco Malfoy 
Lord Voldemort 
Remus Lupin 
 
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        <![CDATA[<p>Charles gets emotional from a Myrtle Beasts’ email, and the two share their heartfelt feelings about the podcast and the Dispatches community. Charles and Link debate which states are considered “The South”, and help a listener improve their social skills. Plus, Charles tries to pronounce Harry Potter characters in another edition of ‘Can I Pronounce These Words? Let’s See If I Fala-Fail!’ C’mon and have a good time with us! </p><p><br></p><p>Pronunciation List: </p><p>Hermione Granger </p><p>Professor Albus Dumbledore</p><p>Severus Snape</p><p>Draco Malfoy </p><p>Lord Voldemort </p><p>Remus Lupin </p><p> </p><p> </p><p>To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: <a href="https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy">https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy</a></p> <p> </p> <p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices">https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>Dad’s First Spelling Bee | DFMB Episode 91</title>
      <description>Charles is back in Myrtle Beach! He fills Link in on his trip to Key West, Hurricane Milton, halloween plans, and his experience on this year’s Good Mythical Evening. Plus, the two judge another online paint hack, and Charles attempts to spell different animals in a new segment called, ‘Bzzzzz! It’s Spelling Bee Time? That Would Bee Correct!’ C’mon and have a good time with us! 

Follow along to the paint hack video! https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Fcgs5AFPbLI. Credit to @5-MinuteCraftsSHORTS.
 
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      <pubDate>Tue, 29 Oct 2024 08:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
      <itunes:episode>91</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Mythical</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle></itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Charles is back in Myrtle Beach! He fills Link in on his trip to Key West, Hurricane Milton, halloween plans, and his experience on this year’s Good Mythical Evening. Plus, the two judge another online paint hack, and Charles attempts to spell different animals in a new segment called, ‘Bzzzzz! It’s Spelling Bee Time? That Would Bee Correct!’ C’mon and have a good time with us! 

Follow along to the paint hack video! https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Fcgs5AFPbLI. Credit to @5-MinuteCraftsSHORTS.
 
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        <![CDATA[<p>Charles is back in Myrtle Beach! He fills Link in on his trip to Key West, Hurricane Milton, halloween plans, and his experience on this year’s Good Mythical Evening. Plus, the two judge another online paint hack, and Charles attempts to spell different animals in a new segment called, ‘Bzzzzz! It’s Spelling Bee Time? That Would <em>Bee</em> Correct!’ C’mon and have a good time with us! </p><p><br></p><p>Follow along to the paint hack video! <a href="https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Fcgs5AFPbLI">https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Fcgs5AFPbLI</a>. Credit to @5-MinuteCraftsSHORTS.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: <a href="https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy">https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy</a></p> <p> </p> <p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices">https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>2053</itunes:duration>
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      <title>“Rhett” Joins The Show! (In-Person Ep.) | DFMB Episode 90</title>
      <description>It’s our Halloween Special with Charles in person for one more episode! “Rhett” &amp; Sheriff Link talk about their excitement for Good Mythical Evening, and “Rhett” announces his upcoming gig in Myrtle Beach. The two discuss the aftermath of Hurricane Helene and their favorite things about fall, and Sheriff Link pulls over “Rhett” in another edition of “Let’s Roleplay!”. Plus, the duo picks out paint colors that match their personalties in another edition of “Y’all Need To Look At This Paint!” C’mon and have a good time with us!
 
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      <pubDate>Tue, 22 Oct 2024 08:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
      <itunes:episode>90</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Mythical</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle></itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>It’s our Halloween Special with Charles in person for one more episode! “Rhett” &amp; Sheriff Link talk about their excitement for Good Mythical Evening, and “Rhett” announces his upcoming gig in Myrtle Beach. The two discuss the aftermath of Hurricane Helene and their favorite things about fall, and Sheriff Link pulls over “Rhett” in another edition of “Let’s Roleplay!”. Plus, the duo picks out paint colors that match their personalties in another edition of “Y’all Need To Look At This Paint!” C’mon and have a good time with us!
 
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        <![CDATA[<p>It’s our Halloween Special with Charles in person for one more episode! “Rhett” &amp; Sheriff Link talk about their excitement for Good Mythical Evening, and “Rhett” announces his upcoming gig in Myrtle Beach. The two discuss the aftermath of Hurricane Helene and their favorite things about fall, and Sheriff Link pulls over “Rhett” in another edition of “Let’s Roleplay!”. Plus, the duo picks out paint colors that match their personalties in another edition of “Y’all Need To Look At This Paint!” C’mon and have a good time with us!</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: <a href="https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy">https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy</a></p> <p> </p> <p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices">https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>2013</itunes:duration>
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      <title>Dad Learns To Pronounce ‘Quiche’ (In-Person Ep.) | DFMB Episode 89</title>
      <description>It’s our second in-person episode of the year! Charles tells Link what his 3-course last meal would be if he were on death row. The two tell stories of the weirdest coincidences they’ve ever experienced. Plus, Charles tries to pronounce more words. C’mon and have a good time with us! 
 
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      <pubDate>Tue, 15 Oct 2024 08:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
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      <itunes:episode>89</itunes:episode>
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      <itunes:summary>It’s our second in-person episode of the year! Charles tells Link what his 3-course last meal would be if he were on death row. The two tell stories of the weirdest coincidences they’ve ever experienced. Plus, Charles tries to pronounce more words. C’mon and have a good time with us! 
 
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        <![CDATA[<p>It’s our second in-person episode of the year! Charles tells Link what his 3-course last meal would be if he were on death row. The two tell stories of the weirdest coincidences they’ve ever experienced. Plus, Charles tries to pronounce more words. C’mon and have a good time with us! </p><p> </p><p> </p><p>To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: <a href="https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy">https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy</a></p> <p> </p> <p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices">https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>2529</itunes:duration>
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      <title>The Newlywed Game ft. Nancy! (In-Person Ep.) | DFMB Episode 88</title>
      <description>It’s the first of 3 very special in-person episodes! Charles recaps his flight to LA, him and Nancy’s day with Lando while Link was in New York, and their big plans for the week. Charles and Link roast a painting hack video in a new segment called, “Alright Mr. Neal, Whatcha Think Of This Reel?” Plus, Nancy joins the show for a fun round of The Newlywed Game in another edition of “Nancy, Is He Behaving?” C’mon and have a good time with us!
 
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      <pubDate>Tue, 08 Oct 2024 08:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
      <itunes:episode>88</itunes:episode>
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      <itunes:subtitle></itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>It’s the first of 3 very special in-person episodes! Charles recaps his flight to LA, him and Nancy’s day with Lando while Link was in New York, and their big plans for the week. Charles and Link roast a painting hack video in a new segment called, “Alright Mr. Neal, Whatcha Think Of This Reel?” Plus, Nancy joins the show for a fun round of The Newlywed Game in another edition of “Nancy, Is He Behaving?” C’mon and have a good time with us!
 
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        <![CDATA[<p>It’s the first of 3 very special in-person episodes! Charles recaps his flight to LA, him and Nancy’s day with Lando while Link was in New York, and their big plans for the week. Charles and Link roast a painting hack video in a new segment called, “Alright Mr. Neal, Whatcha Think Of This Reel?” Plus, Nancy joins the show for a fun round of The Newlywed Game in another edition of “Nancy, Is He Behaving?” C’mon and have a good time with us!</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: <a href="https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy">https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy</a></p> <p> </p> <p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices">https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>2428</itunes:duration>
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      <title>Charles Roasts Link | DFMB Episode 87</title>
      <description>Link talks about crushing his old truck in the newest episode of Wonderhole, and the feelings surrounding it in the Neal family. Link and Charles do impersonations of each other in a new segment called “Match My Freak!…Whatever That Means”. Plus, Charles shows what he thinks are the ugliest paint colors in another edition of “Y’all Need To Look At This Paint!” C’mon and have a good time with us!
 
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      <pubDate>Tue, 01 Oct 2024 08:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
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      <itunes:summary>Link talks about crushing his old truck in the newest episode of Wonderhole, and the feelings surrounding it in the Neal family. Link and Charles do impersonations of each other in a new segment called “Match My Freak!…Whatever That Means”. Plus, Charles shows what he thinks are the ugliest paint colors in another edition of “Y’all Need To Look At This Paint!” C’mon and have a good time with us!
 
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        <![CDATA[<p>Link talks about crushing his old truck in the newest episode of Wonderhole, and the feelings surrounding it in the Neal family. Link and Charles do impersonations of each other in a new segment called “Match My Freak!…Whatever That Means”. Plus, Charles shows what he thinks are the ugliest paint colors in another edition of “Y’all Need To Look At This Paint!” C’mon and have a good time with us!</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: <a href="https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy">https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy</a></p> <p> </p> <p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices">https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>2414</itunes:duration>
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      <title>Dad Breaks Up With Someone’s Boyfriend | DFMB Episode 86</title>
      <description>Charles and Link get a heartfelt message from a listener, and get sentimental about their dogs. Charles helps a listener break up with her boyfriend. Plus, Charles tries to pronounce popular music artists. Holler out to our (almost) sponsor for this episode, Logan’s Roadhouse. C’mon and have a good time with us!
 
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      <pubDate>Tue, 24 Sep 2024 08:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
      <itunes:episode>86</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Mythical</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle></itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Charles and Link get a heartfelt message from a listener, and get sentimental about their dogs. Charles helps a listener break up with her boyfriend. Plus, Charles tries to pronounce popular music artists. Holler out to our (almost) sponsor for this episode, Logan’s Roadhouse. C’mon and have a good time with us!
 
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      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>Charles and Link get a heartfelt message from a listener, and get sentimental about their dogs. Charles helps a listener break up with her boyfriend. Plus, Charles tries to pronounce popular music artists. Holler out to our (almost) sponsor for this episode, Logan’s Roadhouse. C’mon and have a good time with us!</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: <a href="https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy">https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy</a></p> <p> </p> <p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices">https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>2111</itunes:duration>
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      <title>Dad Crashed A Party | DFMB Episode 85</title>
      <description>Charles recaps his recent trip to Savannah, Georgia. Link shows Charles a cool painting hack he found. Plus, the two discuss whether they would have statues built of their wives, and Charles crashes a party in another edition of, “Don’t Tell Nana!” C’mon and have a good time with us!
 
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      <pubDate>Tue, 17 Sep 2024 08:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
      <itunes:episode>85</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Mythical</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle></itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Charles recaps his recent trip to Savannah, Georgia. Link shows Charles a cool painting hack he found. Plus, the two discuss whether they would have statues built of their wives, and Charles crashes a party in another edition of, “Don’t Tell Nana!” C’mon and have a good time with us!
 
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      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>Charles recaps his recent trip to Savannah, Georgia. Link shows Charles a cool painting hack he found. Plus, the two discuss whether they would have statues built of their wives, and Charles crashes a party in another edition of, “Don’t Tell Nana!” C’mon and have a good time with us!</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: <a href="https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy">https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy</a></p> <p> </p> <p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices">https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>2250</itunes:duration>
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      <title>Dad Learns To Pronounce ‘Anime’ | DFMB Episode 84</title>
      <description>Link updates Charles on his recent bout of COVID. Charles shows Link a cute video of Nana, and announces that he’s coming to LA again for a fun-filled week at Mythical! Plus, Charles give interior design advice, and learns to pronounce more words. C’mon and have a good time with us! 
 
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      <pubDate>Tue, 10 Sep 2024 08:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
      <itunes:episode>84</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Mythical</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle></itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Link updates Charles on his recent bout of COVID. Charles shows Link a cute video of Nana, and announces that he’s coming to LA again for a fun-filled week at Mythical! Plus, Charles give interior design advice, and learns to pronounce more words. C’mon and have a good time with us! 
 
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      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>Link updates Charles on his recent bout of COVID. Charles shows Link a cute video of Nana, and announces that he’s coming to LA again for a fun-filled week at Mythical! Plus, Charles give interior design advice, and learns to pronounce more words. C’mon and have a good time with us! </p><p> </p><p> </p><p>To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: <a href="https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy">https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy</a></p> <p> </p> <p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices">https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>2444</itunes:duration>
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      <title>Our Memories Of Charles Neal Sr. | DFMB Episode 83</title>
      <description>Charles raves about Nancy’s homemade ice cream, gets a much awaited update from a listener, and Link teaches Charles about the “button”. Plus, the two review a fan’s music video, and reminisce about Charles’ dad, Charles Neal Sr. C’mon and have a good time with us! 
 
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      <pubDate>Tue, 03 Sep 2024 08:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
      <itunes:episode>83</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Mythical</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle></itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Charles raves about Nancy’s homemade ice cream, gets a much awaited update from a listener, and Link teaches Charles about the “button”. Plus, the two review a fan’s music video, and reminisce about Charles’ dad, Charles Neal Sr. C’mon and have a good time with us! 
 
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      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>Charles raves about Nancy’s homemade ice cream, gets a much awaited update from a listener, and Link teaches Charles about the “button”. Plus, the two review a fan’s music video, and reminisce about Charles’ dad, Charles Neal Sr. C’mon and have a good time with us! </p><p> </p><p> </p><p>To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: <a href="https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy">https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy</a></p> <p> </p> <p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices">https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>2208</itunes:duration>
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      <title>Dad Tries To Pronounce Medical Terms | DFMB Episode 82</title>
      <description>Charles shows off his new bobble head, and learns about a cool new painting hack. Plus, Link and Charles try to pronounce medical terms. Holler out to our (almost) sponsor for this episode, Sloppy Joe’s, Green Parrot &amp; The Hemingway Museum. C’mon and have a good time with us!
 
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      <pubDate>Tue, 27 Aug 2024 08:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
      <itunes:episode>82</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Mythical</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle></itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Charles shows off his new bobble head, and learns about a cool new painting hack. Plus, Link and Charles try to pronounce medical terms. Holler out to our (almost) sponsor for this episode, Sloppy Joe’s, Green Parrot &amp; The Hemingway Museum. C’mon and have a good time with us!
 
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      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>Charles shows off his new bobble head, and learns about a cool new painting hack. Plus, Link and Charles try to pronounce medical terms. Holler out to our (almost) sponsor for this episode, Sloppy Joe’s, Green Parrot &amp; The Hemingway Museum. C’mon and have a good time with us!</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: <a href="https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy">https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy</a></p> <p> </p> <p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices">https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>2229</itunes:duration>
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      <title>Our Funniest Injuries | DFMB Episode 81</title>
      <description>Link and Charles give an update on Nana, discuss their weirdest injuries, and talk about their favorite music artists growing up. Plus, the two put a southern twist on an iconic scene from Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade in another edition of “Lights, Camera, and Some Southern-Fried Action!” C’mon and have a good time with us!
 
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      <pubDate>Tue, 20 Aug 2024 08:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
      <itunes:episode>81</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Mythical</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle></itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Link and Charles give an update on Nana, discuss their weirdest injuries, and talk about their favorite music artists growing up. Plus, the two put a southern twist on an iconic scene from Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade in another edition of “Lights, Camera, and Some Southern-Fried Action!” C’mon and have a good time with us!
 
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      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>Link and Charles give an update on Nana, discuss their weirdest injuries, and talk about their favorite music artists growing up. Plus, the two put a southern twist on an iconic scene from Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade in another edition of “Lights, Camera, and Some Southern-Fried Action!” C’mon and have a good time with us!</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: <a href="https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy">https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy</a></p> <p> </p> <p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices">https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>2298</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Our Summer Vacations | DFMB Episode 80</title>
      <description>Link recaps his month-long vacation to Hawaii, and Charles tells us about his fun-filled family trip to the North Carolina Mountains. C’mon and have a good time with us!
 
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      <pubDate>Tue, 13 Aug 2024 08:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
      <itunes:episode>80</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Mythical</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle></itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Link recaps his month-long vacation to Hawaii, and Charles tells us about his fun-filled family trip to the North Carolina Mountains. C’mon and have a good time with us!
 
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      <title>Charles Learns To Pronounce 'Meme' | DFMB Episode 79</title>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 06 Aug 2024 08:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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      <title>How We Differ From Our Wives | DFMB Episode 78</title>
      <description>Charles updates Link on his garden. The two talk about how they differ from their wives, and how it makes life more fun. Plus, they try to help a listener get into their dream college in another edition of “I’ll Help Ya Get Out Of The Woods!” C’mon and have a good time with us!
 
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      <pubDate>Tue, 30 Jul 2024 08:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Charles updates Link on his garden. The two talk about how they differ from their wives, and how it makes life more fun.<strong> </strong>Plus, they try to help a listener get into their dream college in another edition of “I’ll Help Ya Get Out Of The Woods!” C’mon and have a good time with us!</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: <a href="https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy">https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy</a></p> <p> </p> <p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices">https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>Dad Learns Modern Slang | DFMB Episode 77</title>
      <description>We’re in the dead of summer and boy is it HAWT in Myrtle Beach (and California)! Charles and Link discuss the heat, and talk about the disdain people have for South Carolina drivers. Plus, Charles gives advice to some first-time home buyers, and learns more modern slang in another edition of “You’re Way Over My Head Now!” C’mon and have a good time with us!
 
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      <pubDate>Tue, 23 Jul 2024 08:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:summary>We’re in the dead of summer and boy is it HAWT in Myrtle Beach (and California)! Charles and Link discuss the heat, and talk about the disdain people have for South Carolina drivers. Plus, Charles gives advice to some first-time home buyers, and learns more modern slang in another edition of “You’re Way Over My Head Now!” C’mon and have a good time with us!
 
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        <![CDATA[<p>We’re in the dead of summer and boy is it HAWT in Myrtle Beach (and California)! Charles and Link discuss the heat, and talk about the disdain people have for South Carolina drivers. Plus, Charles gives advice to some first-time home buyers, and learns more modern slang in another edition of “You’re Way Over My Head Now!” C’mon and have a good time with us!</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: <a href="https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy">https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy</a></p> <p> </p> <p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices">https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>Charles Goes On The Radio | DFMB Episode 76</title>
      <description>Charles and Link talk about their school rivalries growing up. Charles recaps his trip to St. Augustine, Florida, and tells Link all about his time on 94.9 The Surf, Carolina's #1 Beach Music Station! Plus, a fan shows off a Dispatches From Myrtle Beach hat she made. Holler out to our (almost) sponsor for this episode, Frito-Lay Honey BBQ Twists. C’mon and have a good time with us!

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      <pubDate>Tue, 16 Jul 2024 08:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:summary>Charles and Link talk about their school rivalries growing up. Charles recaps his trip to St. Augustine, Florida, and tells Link all about his time on 94.9 The Surf, Carolina's #1 Beach Music Station! Plus, a fan shows off a Dispatches From Myrtle Beach hat she made. Holler out to our (almost) sponsor for this episode, Frito-Lay Honey BBQ Twists. C’mon and have a good time with us!

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      <title>Dad Brings On A Local Celebrity | DFMB Episode 75</title>
      <description>Charles' friend and local celebrity, Jim Quick, joins the show for some good ‘ole southern fun! The three talk about Jim and Charles’ friendship, all things beach music, and, of course, chicken. Plus, Link prepares Charles for his first ever radio appearance on Jim’s show, 94.9 The Surf. C’mon and have a good time with us!

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      <pubDate>Tue, 09 Jul 2024 08:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:summary>Charles' friend and local celebrity, Jim Quick, joins the show for some good ‘ole southern fun! The three talk about Jim and Charles’ friendship, all things beach music, and, of course, chicken. Plus, Link prepares Charles for his first ever radio appearance on Jim’s show, 94.9 The Surf. C’mon and have a good time with us!

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        <![CDATA[<p>Charles' friend and local celebrity, Jim Quick, joins the show for some good ‘ole southern fun! The three talk about Jim and Charles’ friendship, all things beach music, and, of course, chicken. Plus, Link prepares Charles for his first ever radio appearance on Jim’s show, 94.9 The Surf. C’mon and have a good time with us!</p><p><br></p><p>Visit <strong>BetterHelp.com /DISPATCHES</strong> today to get 10% off your first month.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: <a href="https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy">https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy</a></p> <p> </p> <p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices">https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>We Write A Song Together | DFMB Episode 74</title>
      <description>Charles talks about his big 4th of July plans in Myrtle Beach, and gives advice to a listener about starting their own business and pursuing a trade as a career path. Plus, the two create a dirty version of The Star Spangled Banner in another edition of “Now How Can We Make This Dirty?” C’mon and have a good time with us!

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      <pubDate>Tue, 02 Jul 2024 08:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:summary>Charles talks about his big 4th of July plans in Myrtle Beach, and gives advice to a listener about starting their own business and pursuing a trade as a career path. Plus, the two create a dirty version of The Star Spangled Banner in another edition of “Now How Can We Make This Dirty?” C’mon and have a good time with us!

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        <![CDATA[<p>Charles talks about his big 4th of July plans in Myrtle Beach, and gives advice to a listener about starting their own business and pursuing a trade as a career path. Plus, the two create a dirty version of The Star Spangled Banner in another edition of “Now How Can We Make This Dirty?” C’mon and have a good time with us!</p><p><br></p><p>Go to HelloFresh.com/dispatchesapps for FREE appetizers for life! One appetizer item per box while subscription is active.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: <a href="https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy">https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy</a></p> <p> </p> <p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices">https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>Dad Tries Body Blowdrying | DFMB Episode 73</title>
      <description>Charles tells Link about the origin of his famous catchphrase, “that would be correct!”, and reveals that he tried Link’s body blowdrying technique. Plus, the two talk about their special pillows, and Charles attempts to pronounce more words. C’mon and have a good time with us!

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      <pubDate>Tue, 25 Jun 2024 08:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
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      <itunes:summary>Charles tells Link about the origin of his famous catchphrase, “that would be correct!”, and reveals that he tried Link’s body blowdrying technique. Plus, the two talk about their special pillows, and Charles attempts to pronounce more words. C’mon and have a good time with us!

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        <![CDATA[<p>Charles tells Link about the origin of his famous catchphrase, “that would be correct!”, and reveals that he tried Link’s body blowdrying technique. Plus, the two talk about their special pillows, and Charles attempts to pronounce more words. C’mon and have a good time with us!</p><p><br></p><p>Visit BetterHelp.com/DISPATCHES today to get 10% off your first month.</p><p>Visit rosettastone.com/dispatches to redeem Rosetta Stone’s Lifetime Membership for 50% off.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: <a href="https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy">https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy</a></p> <p> </p> <p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices">https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>The Time Dad Streaked | DFMB Episode 72</title>
      <description>The two talk about Charles’ surprise appearance at the Good Mythical Tour show in Raleigh. Link enlightens Charles about his mind-blowing body-blowing post-shower routine. Charles keeps up the naked theme and tells a streaking story for another “Don’t Tell Nana!” Plus, Charles helps some parents whose son wants a bright orange room in another edition of “Y’all Need To Look At This Paint!” C’mon and have a good time with us!

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      <pubDate>Tue, 18 Jun 2024 08:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
      <itunes:episode>72</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Mythical</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle></itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>The two talk about Charles’ surprise appearance at the Good Mythical Tour show in Raleigh. Link enlightens Charles about his mind-blowing body-blowing post-shower routine. Charles keeps up the naked theme and tells a streaking story for another “Don’t Tell Nana!” Plus, Charles helps some parents whose son wants a bright orange room in another edition of “Y’all Need To Look At This Paint!” C’mon and have a good time with us!

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      <title>We Celebrate Father’s Day Together | DFMB Episode 71</title>
      <description>Happy Father’s Day AND Happy 2-Year Anniversary for the podcast! The two celebrate and reminisce, and in the spirit of the celebration, Charles tells Link a few dad jokes. Plus, Charles shares some interesting creature-sighting stories in NC and SC in another edition of “The Belch Life Bulletin”. C’mon and have a good time with us!

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      <pubDate>Tue, 11 Jun 2024 08:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
      <itunes:episode>71</itunes:episode>
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      <itunes:summary>Happy Father’s Day AND Happy 2-Year Anniversary for the podcast! The two celebrate and reminisce, and in the spirit of the celebration, Charles tells Link a few dad jokes. Plus, Charles shares some interesting creature-sighting stories in NC and SC in another edition of “The Belch Life Bulletin”. C’mon and have a good time with us!

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        <![CDATA[<p>Happy Father’s Day AND Happy 2-Year Anniversary for the podcast! The two celebrate and reminisce, and in the spirit of the celebration, Charles tells Link a few dad jokes. Plus, Charles shares some interesting creature-sighting stories in NC and SC in another edition of “The Belch Life Bulletin”. C’mon and have a good time with us!</p><p><br></p><p>Visit BetterHelp.com/DISPATCHES today to get 10% off your first month.</p><p>Visit rosettastone.com/dispatches to redeem Rosetta Stone’s Lifetime Membership for 50% off.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: <a href="https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy">https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy</a></p> <p> </p> <p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices">https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>Dad’s Hitchhiking Stories | DFMB Episode 70</title>
      <description>Link informs Charles about the importance of naked morning stretches. Charles tells Link about an encounter he had in Lowe’s. Plus, Charles talks about his times hitchhiking in the 70s, and shares his strangest stories from childhood. C’mon and have a good time with us! 

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      <pubDate>Tue, 04 Jun 2024 08:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:summary>Link informs Charles about the importance of naked morning stretches. Charles tells Link about an encounter he had in Lowe’s. Plus, Charles talks about his times hitchhiking in the 70s, and shares his strangest stories from childhood. C’mon and have a good time with us! 

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        <![CDATA[<p>Link informs Charles about the importance of naked morning stretches. Charles tells Link about an encounter he had in Lowe’s. Plus, Charles talks about his times hitchhiking in the 70s, and shares his strangest stories from childhood. C’mon and have a good time with us! </p><p><br></p><p>Visit BetterHelp.com/DISPATCHES today to get 10% off your first month.</p><p>Visit rosettastone.com/dispatches to redeem Rosetta Stone’s Lifetime Membership for 50% off.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: <a href="https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy">https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy</a></p> <p> </p> <p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices">https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>1979</itunes:duration>
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      <title>Our Birthday Surprises For Each Other | DFMB Episode 69</title>
      <description>It’s Link AND Charles’ birthday week! The two talk about their plans, and surprise each other with virtual gifts. Plus, Link sees if Charles knows the lore behind the number 69, and tells of a recent event involving Nana in an impromptu edition of “Don’t Tell Nana!” C’mon and have a good time with us!

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      <pubDate>Tue, 28 May 2024 08:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:summary>It’s Link AND Charles’ birthday week! The two talk about their plans, and surprise each other with virtual gifts. Plus, Link sees if Charles knows the lore behind the number 69, and tells of a recent event involving Nana in an impromptu edition of “Don’t Tell Nana!” C’mon and have a good time with us!

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        <![CDATA[<p>It’s Link AND Charles’ birthday week! The two talk about their plans, and surprise each other with virtual gifts. Plus, Link sees if Charles knows the lore behind the number 69, and tells of a recent event involving Nana in an impromptu edition of “Don’t Tell Nana!” C’mon and have a good time with us!</p><p><br></p><p>Go to <a href="http://hellofresh.com/dispatchessweet">hellofresh.com/dispatchessweet</a> for FREE dessert for life!</p><p>Visit rosettastone.com/dispatches to redeem Rosetta Stone’s Lifetime Membership for 50% off.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: <a href="https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy">https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy</a></p> <p> </p> <p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices">https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>1902</itunes:duration>
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      <title>Lily Surprises Charles On The Show | DFMB Episode 68</title>
      <description>We have a very special guest today, Myrtle Beasts!! Link's daughter, Lily, surprises Charles and joins the episode, and proposes an idea to come house sit in Myrtle Beach. Plus, the three play another round of the Southern Slang Game. C’mon and have a good time with us!

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      <pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2024 08:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:summary>We have a very special guest today, Myrtle Beasts!! Link's daughter, Lily, surprises Charles and joins the episode, and proposes an idea to come house sit in Myrtle Beach. Plus, the three play another round of the Southern Slang Game. C’mon and have a good time with us!

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        <![CDATA[<p>We have a very special guest today, Myrtle Beasts!! Link's daughter, Lily, surprises Charles and joins the episode, and proposes an idea to come house sit in Myrtle Beach. Plus, the three play another round of the Southern Slang Game. C’mon and have a good time with us!</p><p><br></p><p>Visit BetterHelp.com/DISPATCHES today to get 10% off your first month.</p><p>Visit rosettastone.com/dispatches to redeem Rosetta Stone’s Lifetime Membership for 50% off.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: <a href="https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy">https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy</a></p> <p> </p> <p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices">https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>Dad Used To Be A Hang Glider! | DFMB Episode 67</title>
      <description>Our hearts are full and so is Charles’ mailbag! Charles shares stories about the most adventurous things he’s ever done, including whitewater rafting at Dead Man’s Rock with Link, and hang gliding over Grandfather Mountain in the 70s. Plus, Charles talks about being in multiple natural disaster evacuations, in which he, of course, did not evacuate, and gives advice to a couple seeking help in keeping the romance alive. C’mon and have a good time with us! 
 
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      <pubDate>Tue, 14 May 2024 08:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:episode>67</itunes:episode>
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      <itunes:summary>Our hearts are full and so is Charles’ mailbag! Charles shares stories about the most adventurous things he’s ever done, including whitewater rafting at Dead Man’s Rock with Link, and hang gliding over Grandfather Mountain in the 70s. Plus, Charles talks about being in multiple natural disaster evacuations, in which he, of course, did not evacuate, and gives advice to a couple seeking help in keeping the romance alive. C’mon and have a good time with us! 
 
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        <![CDATA[<p>Our hearts are full and so is Charles’ mailbag! Charles shares stories about the most adventurous things he’s ever done, including whitewater rafting at Dead Man’s Rock with Link, and hang gliding over Grandfather Mountain in the 70s. Plus, Charles talks about being in multiple natural disaster evacuations, in which he, of course, did not evacuate, and gives advice to a couple seeking help in keeping the romance alive. C’mon and have a good time with us! </p><p> </p><p> </p><p>To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: <a href="https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy">https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy</a></p> <p> </p> <p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices">https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>Charles Confronts Link | DFMB Episode 66</title>
      <description>Charles finally finished his big house painting job (sort of)! Link tells Charles how the plane ride with his mom and mother-in-law went. Plus, Charles confronts Link about a life-size Santa he and Rhett broke 15 years ago in another edition of “Don’t Tell Nana!” C’mon and have a good time with us! Holler out to our (almost) sponsor for this episode, Blue Drum.
 
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      <pubDate>Tue, 07 May 2024 08:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:summary>Charles finally finished his big house painting job (sort of)! Link tells Charles how the plane ride with his mom and mother-in-law went. Plus, Charles confronts Link about a life-size Santa he and Rhett broke 15 years ago in another edition of “Don’t Tell Nana!” C’mon and have a good time with us! Holler out to our (almost) sponsor for this episode, Blue Drum.
 
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        <![CDATA[<p>Charles finally finished his big house painting job (sort of)! Link tells Charles how the plane ride with his mom and mother-in-law went. Plus, Charles confronts Link about a life-size Santa he and Rhett broke 15 years ago in another edition of “Don’t Tell Nana!” C’mon and have a good time with us! Holler out to our (almost) sponsor for this episode, Blue Drum.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: <a href="https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy">https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy</a></p> <p> </p> <p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices">https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>2017</itunes:duration>
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      <title>Dad’s Weirdest Job Story | DFMB Episode 65</title>
      <description>Charles and Link discuss their nap schedules and rules, and tell the weirdest thing that has happened to them at their jobs. Plus, the two reenact the iconic “I Am Your Father” scene from Star Wars in a new segment called “Lights, Camera, and Some Southern-Fried Action!” C’mon and have a good time with us!

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      <pubDate>Tue, 30 Apr 2024 08:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
      <itunes:episode>65</itunes:episode>
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      <itunes:subtitle></itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Charles and Link discuss their nap schedules and rules, and tell the weirdest thing that has happened to them at their jobs. Plus, the two reenact the iconic “I Am Your Father” scene from Star Wars in a new segment called “Lights, Camera, and Some Southern-Fried Action!” C’mon and have a good time with us!

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        <![CDATA[<p>Charles and Link discuss their nap schedules and rules, and tell the weirdest thing that has happened to them at their jobs. Plus, the two reenact the iconic “I Am Your Father” scene from Star Wars in a new segment called “Lights, Camera, and Some Southern-Fried Action!” C’mon and have a good time with us!</p><p><br></p><p><em>This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/</em> <em>DISPATCHES and get on your way to being your best self! </em></p><p><em>This episode is sponsored by Rosetta Stone. </em>Redeem your 50% off at rosettastone.com/dispatches today!</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: <a href="https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy">https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy</a></p> <p> </p> <p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices">https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>1945</itunes:duration>
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      <title>Charles Pronounces More Words | DFMB Episode 64</title>
      <description>Charles learns about Link’s viral tattoo photo, where he was called both a twink and a lesbian. The two try to convince a listener’s co-worker to listen to the podcast, and Charles has another epic round of trying to pronounce different words. Plus, Charles helps a listener with a noisy neighbor issue in another edition of “I’ll Help Ya Get Out of the Woods!” C’mon and have a good time with us!
 
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      <pubDate>Tue, 23 Apr 2024 08:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
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      <itunes:summary>Charles learns about Link’s viral tattoo photo, where he was called both a twink and a lesbian. The two try to convince a listener’s co-worker to listen to the podcast, and Charles has another epic round of trying to pronounce different words. Plus, Charles helps a listener with a noisy neighbor issue in another edition of “I’ll Help Ya Get Out of the Woods!” C’mon and have a good time with us!
 
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        <![CDATA[<p>Charles learns about Link’s viral tattoo photo, where he was called both a twink and a lesbian. The two try to convince a listener’s co-worker to listen to the podcast, and Charles has another epic round of trying to pronounce different words. Plus, Charles helps a listener with a noisy neighbor issue in another edition of “I’ll Help Ya Get Out of the Woods!” C’mon and have a good time with us!</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: <a href="https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy">https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy</a></p> <p> </p> <p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices">https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>Dad Goes To Washington D.C. | DFMB Episode 63</title>
      <description>Spring has officially sprung and tourist season is kicking up in Myrtle Beach again! Charles tells a joke for old times’ sake, and recaps his recent trip to Washington D.C. Plus, Charles tries to get Link to guess what different Victorian era slang mean in another edition of “Say What Now?” C’mon and have a good time with us!

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      <pubDate>Tue, 16 Apr 2024 08:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
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      <itunes:author>Mythical</itunes:author>
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      <itunes:summary>Spring has officially sprung and tourist season is kicking up in Myrtle Beach again! Charles tells a joke for old times’ sake, and recaps his recent trip to Washington D.C. Plus, Charles tries to get Link to guess what different Victorian era slang mean in another edition of “Say What Now?” C’mon and have a good time with us!

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        <![CDATA[<p>Spring has officially sprung and tourist season is kicking up in Myrtle Beach again! Charles tells a joke for old times’ sake, and recaps his recent trip to Washington D.C. Plus, Charles tries to get Link to guess what different Victorian era slang mean in another edition of “Say What Now?” C’mon and have a good time with us!</p><p><br></p><p> Visit betterhelp.com/dispatches today to get 10% off your first month.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: <a href="https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy">https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy</a></p> <p> </p> <p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices">https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>Link’s Daughter’s 21st Birthday Party | DFMB Episode 62</title>
      <description>Charles and Link are still basking in the glory of NC State’s unforgettable final four run. Charles talks about how Nancy’s jewelry booth went, and reveals the official new Dispatches From Myrtle Beach business cards. Plus, Link recaps Lily’s big 21st birthday party, and the two settle once and for all whether Charles has a bellybutton or not. C’mon and have a good time with us!
 
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      <pubDate>Tue, 09 Apr 2024 08:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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      <title>Charles Helps Link With His DJ Set | DFMB Episode 61</title>
      <description>Link tells Charles about a surprising visitor he has coming to town, and the “mom sandwich” he soon will find himself in. The two discuss plans for Lily’s 21st birthday, and Link has Charles help him with his DJ set for for the party in a new segment called, “Guess That Bop, Pop!” Plus, Charles helps a listener with their kitchen in another edition of “Y’all Need To Look At This Paint!” C’mon and have a good time with us!

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      <pubDate>Tue, 02 Apr 2024 08:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:summary>Link tells Charles about a surprising visitor he has coming to town, and the “mom sandwich” he soon will find himself in. The two discuss plans for Lily’s 21st birthday, and Link has Charles help him with his DJ set for for the party in a new segment called, “Guess That Bop, Pop!” Plus, Charles helps a listener with their kitchen in another edition of “Y’all Need To Look At This Paint!” C’mon and have a good time with us!

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      <title>Dad Reacts To The Cybertruck | DFMB Episode 60</title>
      <description>Charles finally tries the awaited huskless popcorn sent to him from some friends he made in Aruba. The two discuss what job they’d pick to have for a day. Plus, Link tests Charles knowledge of various items are in a new segment called, “What In The Hell Is This Doohickey?” C’mon and have a good time with us!

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      <pubDate>Tue, 26 Mar 2024 08:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:summary>Charles finally tries the awaited huskless popcorn sent to him from some friends he made in Aruba. The two discuss what job they’d pick to have for a day. Plus, Link tests Charles knowledge of various items are in a new segment called, “What In The Hell Is This Doohickey?” C’mon and have a good time with us!

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        <![CDATA[<p>Charles finally tries the awaited huskless popcorn sent to him from some friends he made in Aruba. The two discuss what job they’d pick to have for a day. Plus, Link tests Charles knowledge of various items are in a new segment called, “What In The Hell Is This Doohickey?” C’mon and have a good time with us!</p><p><br></p><p>Visit rosettastone.com/dispatches to redeem Rosetta Stone’s Lifetime Membership for 50% off.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: <a href="https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy">https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy</a></p> <p> </p> <p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices">https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>Charles Spots A UFO In Myrtle Beach | DFMB Episode 59</title>
      <description>In another edition of the “Belch Life Bulletin”, Charles discovers that Myrtle Beach is a hotspot for UFO sightings in the U.S., and shares his skepticism with Link. The two then live out their alien-encounter dreams in “Let’s Roleplay!” 

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      <pubDate>Tue, 19 Mar 2024 08:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:summary>In another edition of the “Belch Life Bulletin”, Charles discovers that Myrtle Beach is a hotspot for UFO sightings in the U.S., and shares his skepticism with Link. The two then live out their alien-encounter dreams in “Let’s Roleplay!” 

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        <![CDATA[<p>In another edition of the “Belch Life Bulletin”, Charles discovers that Myrtle Beach is a hotspot for UFO sightings in the U.S., and shares his skepticism with Link. The two then live out their alien-encounter dreams in “Let’s Roleplay!” </p><p><br></p><p>Visit rosettastone.com/dispatches to redeem Rosetta Stone’s Lifetime Membership for 50% off.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: <a href="https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy">https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy</a></p> <p> </p> <p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices">https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>Charles' New Business Idea | DFMB Episode 58</title>
      <description>Charles buys new shagging shoes. Nancy joins the show to give some updates on her mom, and promote her jewelry booth at the North Myrtle Beach St. Patrick’s Day Festival. Charles tells Link about his genius idea to promote the podcast. Plus, Charles and Link help a listener prepare for his upcoming move from Hawaii to North Carolina, and debate on the IQ level of Southerners. C’mon and have a good time with us! 

https://parks.nmb.us/411/St-Patricks-Day-Parade-Festival

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      <pubDate>Tue, 12 Mar 2024 07:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:summary>Charles buys new shagging shoes. Nancy joins the show to give some updates on her mom, and promote her jewelry booth at the North Myrtle Beach St. Patrick’s Day Festival. Charles tells Link about his genius idea to promote the podcast. Plus, Charles and Link help a listener prepare for his upcoming move from Hawaii to North Carolina, and debate on the IQ level of Southerners. C’mon and have a good time with us! 

https://parks.nmb.us/411/St-Patricks-Day-Parade-Festival

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      <title>Link Teaches His Dad About Rap (Plus A Special Announcement!) | DFMB Episode 57 </title>
      <description>Myrtle Beasts, we’re here to make your day even brighter than usual - we’re officially back to weekly full episodes!!! Charles and Link discuss their excitement about going back to having a dispatch every week. The two answer a listener question about the smells that remind them of their parents. Plus, things get quite animated when Link teaches Charles famous rapper/hip-hop artists’ ad-libs in another edition of “You’re Never Too Old To Learn Somethin’!”. C’mon and have a good time with us!

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      <pubDate>Tue, 05 Mar 2024 08:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:summary>Myrtle Beasts, we’re here to make your day even brighter than usual - we’re officially back to weekly full episodes!!! Charles and Link discuss their excitement about going back to having a dispatch every week. The two answer a listener question about the smells that remind them of their parents. Plus, things get quite animated when Link teaches Charles famous rapper/hip-hop artists’ ad-libs in another edition of “You’re Never Too Old To Learn Somethin’!”. C’mon and have a good time with us!

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        <![CDATA[<p>Myrtle Beasts, we’re here to make your day even brighter than usual - we’re officially back to weekly full episodes!!! Charles and Link discuss their excitement about going back to having a dispatch every week. The two answer a listener question about the smells that remind them of their parents. Plus, things get quite animated when Link teaches Charles famous rapper/hip-hop artists’ ad-libs in another edition of “You’re Never Too Old To Learn Somethin’!”. C’mon and have a good time with us!</p><p><br></p><p>Visit rosettastone.com/dispatches to redeem Rosetta Stone’s Lifetime Membership for 50% off.</p><p>Visit BetterHelp.com/DISPATCHES to get 10% off your first month.</p><p>Visit <a href="http://factormeals.com/dispatches50">factormeals.com/dispatches50</a> and use code dispatches50 to get 50% off.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: <a href="https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy">https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy</a></p> <p> </p> <p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices">https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>Confused As A Fart In A Fan Factory (Southern Slang of the Week) | Mini Dispatch #19</title>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 27 Feb 2024 08:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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      <title>Dad Enters “The World’s Sexiest Man” Contest | DFMB Episode 56</title>
      <description>Our 2nd “Weirdest Show” trophy finally arrived! Charles asks Link to give Dispatches a holler out on The Tonight Show. The two give advice to a listener whose mom was just diagnosed with leukemia. Plus, Charles recaps his (very eventful) cruise experience in another edition of “Shaggin’ Around The World!” C’mon and have a good time with us!

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      <pubDate>Tue, 20 Feb 2024 08:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:summary>Our 2nd “Weirdest Show” trophy finally arrived! Charles asks Link to give Dispatches a holler out on The Tonight Show. The two give advice to a listener whose mom was just diagnosed with leukemia. Plus, Charles recaps his (very eventful) cruise experience in another edition of “Shaggin’ Around The World!” C’mon and have a good time with us!

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        <![CDATA[<p>Our 2nd “Weirdest Show” trophy finally arrived! Charles asks Link to give Dispatches a holler out on The Tonight Show. The two give advice to a listener whose mom was just diagnosed with leukemia. Plus, Charles recaps his (very eventful) cruise experience in another edition of “Shaggin’ Around The World!” C’mon and have a good time with us!</p><p><br></p><p>Visit rosettastone.com/dispatches to redeem Rosetta Stone’s Lifetime Membership for 50% off.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: <a href="https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy">https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy</a></p> <p> </p> <p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices">https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>What The Heck Is A 'Situationship'? (Gen-Z Slang of the Week) | Mini Dispatch #18</title>
      <description>It's time for another "Gen-Z Slang of the Week"!
 
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      <pubDate>Tue, 13 Feb 2024 08:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:summary>It's time for another "Gen-Z Slang of the Week"!
 
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        <![CDATA[<p>It's time for another "Gen-Z Slang of the Week"!</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: <a href="https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy">https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy</a></p> <p> </p> <p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices">https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>Dad’s Valentine’s Day Tricks | DFMB Episode 55</title>
      <description>Charles tells Link about his big painting job. The two share their Valentine’s Day strategies, help a listener in a Groundhog’s Day dilemma and choose past events they’d like to time travel back to together. Plus, the two hear a wildly complicated wife sandwich story in another edition of “You’re Way Over My Head Now!” C’mon and have a good time with us! Holler out to our (almost) sponsor for this episode, Mardi Gras World.

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      <pubDate>Tue, 06 Feb 2024 08:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:summary>Charles tells Link about his big painting job. The two share their Valentine’s Day strategies, help a listener in a Groundhog’s Day dilemma and choose past events they’d like to time travel back to together. Plus, the two hear a wildly complicated wife sandwich story in another edition of “You’re Way Over My Head Now!” C’mon and have a good time with us! Holler out to our (almost) sponsor for this episode, Mardi Gras World.

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      <title>Quit Goin' Around Your Ass To Get To Your Elbow! (Southern Slang of the Week) | Mini Dispatch #17</title>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 30 Jan 2024 08:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>Quit Goin' Around Your A** To Get To Your Elbow! (Southern Slang of the Week) | Mini Dispatch #17</itunes:title>
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      <title>Our Trips To New Zealand &amp; Aruba | DFMB Episode 54</title>
      <description>Two Neal vacations calls for a longer dispatch! Link recaps his family vacation to New Zealand, filled with a visit to Hobbiton, cave exploring, scuba diving, waterfalls, and a herd of sheep. Plus, Charles tells Link about his vacation to Aruba, filled with sun tans, Piña Coladas, snorkeling and…husk-less popcorn? C’mon and have a good time with us! 
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      <pubDate>Tue, 23 Jan 2024 08:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:summary>Two Neal vacations calls for a longer dispatch! Link recaps his family vacation to New Zealand, filled with a visit to Hobbiton, cave exploring, scuba diving, waterfalls, and a herd of sheep. Plus, Charles tells Link about his vacation to Aruba, filled with sun tans, Piña Coladas, snorkeling and…husk-less popcorn? C’mon and have a good time with us! 
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        <![CDATA[<p>Two Neal vacations calls for a longer dispatch! Link recaps his family vacation to New Zealand, filled with a visit to Hobbiton, cave exploring, scuba diving, waterfalls, and a herd of sheep. Plus, Charles tells Link about his vacation to Aruba, filled with sun tans, Piña Coladas, snorkeling and…husk-less popcorn? C’mon and have a good time with us! </p><p>This episode is sponsored by Rosetta Stone. Redeem your 50% off a lifetime membership at rosettastone.com/DISPATCHES today. </p><p>This episode is sponsored by Factor. Head to <a href="http://factormeals.com/myrtle50">factormeals.com/myrtle50</a> and use code myrtle50 to get 50% off.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: <a href="https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy">https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy</a></p> <p> </p> <p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices">https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>What The Heck Is 'Spilling The Tea'? (Gen-Z Slang of the Week) | Mini Dispatch #16</title>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 16 Jan 2024 08:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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      <title>We Made Our Wives Angry | DFMB Episode 53</title>
      <description>2024 is here and the Neal boys are back! The new year sparks a conversation about the future and past - Space Odyssey: 2001, the moon landing, JFK’s assassination, and what Charles thought 2024 would be like when he was young. Plus, even though Charles isn’t really into New Year’s Resolutions, he discusses what he wants to work on this year, which reminds Link of a recent time he made Christy quite angry with him. C’mon and have a good time with us! 

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      <pubDate>Tue, 09 Jan 2024 08:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:summary>2024 is here and the Neal boys are back! The new year sparks a conversation about the future and past - Space Odyssey: 2001, the moon landing, JFK’s assassination, and what Charles thought 2024 would be like when he was young. Plus, even though Charles isn’t really into New Year’s Resolutions, he discusses what he wants to work on this year, which reminds Link of a recent time he made Christy quite angry with him. C’mon and have a good time with us! 

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        <![CDATA[<p>2024 is here and the Neal boys are back! The new year sparks a conversation about the future and past - Space Odyssey: 2001, the moon landing, JFK’s assassination, and what Charles thought 2024 would be like when he was young. Plus, even though Charles isn’t really into New Year’s Resolutions, he discusses what he wants to work on this year, which reminds Link of a recent time he made Christy quite angry with him. C’mon and have a good time with us! </p><p><br></p><p>This episode is sponsored by Rosetta Stone. Redeem your 50% off a lifetime membership at rosettastone.com/DISPATCHES today. </p><p>This episode is sponsored by HelloFresh. Go to HelloFresh.com/myrtlefree and use code myrtlefree for FREE breakfast for life!</p><p>This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/DISPATCHES and get on your way to being your best self.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: <a href="https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy">https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy</a></p> <p> </p> <p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices">https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>Butter My Butt And Call Me A Biscuit! (Southern Slang of the Week) | Mini Dispatch #15</title>
      <description>Well butter my butt and call me a biscuit, it's time for another Southern Slang of the Week!

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      <pubDate>Tue, 02 Jan 2024 08:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:summary>Well butter my butt and call me a biscuit, it's time for another Southern Slang of the Week!

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        <![CDATA[<p>Well butter my butt and call me a biscuit, it's time for another Southern Slang of the Week!</p><p><br></p><p>-This has been Charles Neal from Dispatches From Myrtle Beach, at your service.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: <a href="https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy">https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy</a></p> <p> </p> <p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices">https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>What The Heck Is Rizz? (Gen-Z Slang of the Week) | Mini Dispatch #14</title>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 26 Dec 2023 08:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:summary>It's time for...another new mini dispatch segment! Introducing: Gen-Z Slang of the Week!
 
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        <![CDATA[<p>It's time for...another new mini dispatch segment! Introducing: Gen-Z Slang of the Week!</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: <a href="https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy">https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy</a></p> <p> </p> <p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices">https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>That's About As Useful As Tits On A Bull! (Southern Slang of the Week) | Mini Dispatch #13</title>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 19 Dec 2023 08:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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      <title>Link’s Trip Back To North Carolina | DFMB Episode 52</title>
      <description>Happy Holidays, Myrtle Beasts! Charles and Link recap their time together in Myrtle Beach, and help a listener pick his first-ever tattoo. Plus, the two act out a very peculiar situation in Santa’s Workshop in another edition of “Let’s Roleplay!” C’mon and have a good time with us! 

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      <pubDate>Tue, 12 Dec 2023 08:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:summary>Happy Holidays, Myrtle Beasts! Charles and Link recap their time together in Myrtle Beach, and help a listener pick his first-ever tattoo. Plus, the two act out a very peculiar situation in Santa’s Workshop in another edition of “Let’s Roleplay!” C’mon and have a good time with us! 

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        <![CDATA[<p>Happy Holidays, Myrtle Beasts! Charles and Link recap their time together in Myrtle Beach, and help a listener pick his first-ever tattoo. Plus, the two act out a very peculiar situation in Santa’s Workshop in another edition of “Let’s Roleplay!” C’mon and have a good time with us! </p><p><br></p><p>This episode is sponsored by HelloFresh! Go to HelloFresh.com/myrtlefree and use code myrtlefree for FREE breakfast for life! One breakfast item per box while subscription is active.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: <a href="https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy">https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy</a></p> <p> </p> <p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices">https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>Never Stop Playing! | Mini Dispatch #12</title>
      <description>"We don't stop playing because we grow old, we grow old because we stop playing."

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      <pubDate>Tue, 05 Dec 2023 08:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:summary>"We don't stop playing because we grow old, we grow old because we stop playing."

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      <title>Dad Tries To Learn French | DFMB Episode 51</title>
      <description>Charles and Link hear some “wife sandwich” stories from Myrtle Beasts. Charles helps a listener who broke a towel rack while getting “intimate” in the bathroom, and gives some cheap Southern meal ideas to a listener going through the Auto Workers Strike. Plus, Charles and Link try to pronounce different French words in another edition of “Say What Now?” C’mon and have a good time with us! Holler out to our (almost) sponsors for this episode, Rockefellers Raw Bar. 

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      <pubDate>Tue, 28 Nov 2023 08:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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This episode is sponsored by Factor! Head to factormeals.com/myrtle50 and use code myrtle50 to get 50% off. 
 
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      <title>Let Out Those Farts And Feelings! | Mini Dispatch #11</title>
      <description>It's always better to let it out than to keep it in!

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      <pubDate>Tue, 21 Nov 2023 08:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:summary>It's always better to let it out than to keep it in!

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        <![CDATA[<p>It's always better to let it out than to keep it in!</p><p><br></p><p>-This has been Charles Neal from Dispatches From Myrtle Beach, at your service!</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: <a href="https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy">https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy</a></p> <p> </p> <p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices">https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>Link's Family Health Scare | DFMB Episode 50</title>
      <description>Our 50th episode is here and Charles’ mullet is gone! Charles and Link celebrate 50 together. Charles tells Link a story about getting recognized at his local bank. Link updates Charles on his father-in-law’s improvement after a scary accident, and surprises him with the announcement of his new cereal brand, MishMash! C’mon and have a good time with us!

Go to HelloFresh.com/myrtlefree and use code myrtlefree for FREE breakfast for life! One breakfast item per box while subscription is active.
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      <pubDate>Tue, 14 Nov 2023 08:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:summary>Our 50th episode is here and Charles’ mullet is gone! Charles and Link celebrate 50 together. Charles tells Link a story about getting recognized at his local bank. Link updates Charles on his father-in-law’s improvement after a scary accident, and surprises him with the announcement of his new cereal brand, MishMash! C’mon and have a good time with us!

Go to HelloFresh.com/myrtlefree and use code myrtlefree for FREE breakfast for life! One breakfast item per box while subscription is active.
Order your boxes of Sweet Mac 'N Mello and Peanut Butter N' Honey Sandwich now at eatmishmash.com!
 
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        <![CDATA[<p>Our 50th episode is here and Charles’ mullet is gone! Charles and Link celebrate 50 together. Charles tells Link a story about getting recognized at his local bank. Link updates Charles on his father-in-law’s improvement after a scary accident, and surprises him with the announcement of his new cereal brand, MishMash! C’mon and have a good time with us!</p><p><br></p><p>Go to HelloFresh.com/myrtlefree and use code myrtlefree for FREE breakfast for life! One breakfast item per box while subscription is active.</p><p>Order your boxes of Sweet Mac 'N Mello and Peanut Butter N' Honey Sandwich now at eatmishmash.com!</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: <a href="https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy">https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy</a></p> <p> </p> <p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices">https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>Don't Be Afraid To Be A Little Weird! | Mini Dispatch #10</title>
      <description>Just be yourself, Myrtle Beast!

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      <pubDate>Tue, 07 Nov 2023 08:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:summary>Just be yourself, Myrtle Beast!

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        <![CDATA[<p>Just be yourself, Myrtle Beast!</p><p><br></p><p>-This has been Charles Neal from Dispatches From Myrtle Beach, at your service!</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: <a href="https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy">https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy</a></p> <p> </p> <p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices">https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>Our Spooky Encounters | DFMB Episode 49</title>
      <description>Happy Halloween from Elvis and Mickey Mouse! The two discuss their dislike of scary movies, talk about spooky encounters they’ve experienced, and share sentiments about being afraid of the dark. Plus, Charles helps a listener pick a crazy paint color for their pumpkins in “Y’all Need To Look At This Paint!”, and the two make a Halloween-themed dirty mad lib in another edition of “Now How Can We Make This Dirty?” C’mon and have a good time with us!
 
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      <pubDate>Tue, 31 Oct 2023 07:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:summary>Happy Halloween from Elvis and Mickey Mouse! The two discuss their dislike of scary movies, talk about spooky encounters they’ve experienced, and share sentiments about being afraid of the dark. Plus, Charles helps a listener pick a crazy paint color for their pumpkins in “Y’all Need To Look At This Paint!”, and the two make a Halloween-themed dirty mad lib in another edition of “Now How Can We Make This Dirty?” C’mon and have a good time with us!
 
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        <![CDATA[<p>Happy Halloween from Elvis and Mickey Mouse! The two discuss their dislike of scary movies, talk about spooky encounters they’ve experienced, and share sentiments about being afraid of the dark. Plus, Charles helps a listener pick a crazy paint color for their pumpkins in “Y’all Need To Look At This Paint!”, and the two make a Halloween-themed dirty mad lib in another edition of “Now How Can We Make This Dirty?” C’mon and have a good time with us!</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: <a href="https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy">https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy</a></p> <p> </p> <p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices">https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>You Can Catch More Flies With Honey Than With Vinegar! | Mini Dispatch #9</title>
      <description>Be nice, y'all!

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      <pubDate>Tue, 24 Oct 2023 07:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
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      <itunes:summary>Be nice, y'all!

-This has been Charles Neal from Dispatches From Myrtle Beach, at your service.
 
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        <![CDATA[<p>Be nice, y'all!</p><p><br></p><p>-This has been Charles Neal from Dispatches From Myrtle Beach, at your service.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: <a href="https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy">https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy</a></p> <p> </p> <p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices">https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>Dad's Prison Nickname | DFMB Episode 48</title>
      <description>Link and Captain Funbassador (Charles) celebrate their 2nd Signal Awards Listener’s Choice win, and Charles shares an interesting surprise with Link. Charles shows off some photos from his time at the SOS (Society of Shaggers) Festival in Myrtle Beach, and tells Link the story behind his favorite nickname. Plus, Charles tells a wild story about an Aerosmith concert he went to in the 70s in another edition of, “Don’t Tell Nana!” C’mon and have a good time with us! Holler out to our (almost) sponsors for this episode, Sea Captain’s House &amp; Broadway at the Beach.
 
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      <pubDate>Tue, 17 Oct 2023 07:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:summary>Link and Captain Funbassador (Charles) celebrate their 2nd Signal Awards Listener’s Choice win, and Charles shares an interesting surprise with Link. Charles shows off some photos from his time at the SOS (Society of Shaggers) Festival in Myrtle Beach, and tells Link the story behind his favorite nickname. Plus, Charles tells a wild story about an Aerosmith concert he went to in the 70s in another edition of, “Don’t Tell Nana!” C’mon and have a good time with us! Holler out to our (almost) sponsors for this episode, Sea Captain’s House &amp; Broadway at the Beach.
 
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        <![CDATA[<p>Link and Captain Funbassador (Charles) celebrate their 2nd Signal Awards Listener’s Choice win, and Charles shares an interesting surprise with Link. Charles shows off some photos from his time at the SOS (Society of Shaggers) Festival in Myrtle Beach, and tells Link the story behind his favorite nickname. Plus, Charles tells a wild story about an Aerosmith concert he went to in the 70s in another edition of, “Don’t Tell Nana!” C’mon and have a good time with us! Holler out to our (almost) sponsors for this episode, Sea Captain’s House &amp; Broadway at the Beach.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: <a href="https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy">https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy</a></p> <p> </p> <p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices">https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>Push Yourself | Mini Dispatch #8</title>
      <description>Buckle up and get down to business!

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      <pubDate>Tue, 10 Oct 2023 07:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:summary>Buckle up and get down to business!

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        <![CDATA[<p>Buckle up and get down to business!</p><p><br></p><p>-This has been Charles Neal from Dispatches From Myrtle Beach, at your service!</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: <a href="https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy">https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy</a></p> <p> </p> <p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices">https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>Dad Sh*t His Pants | DFMB Episode 47</title>
      <description>Charles sh*t his pants today, which he reveals, is not an uncommon occurrence. Charles and Link give advice to a listener who blew chunks during a job interview, and the two discuss their experiences with grief and how they’ve both learned to deal with it. Plus, Charles gives some sweet southern motivation to a gym-goer, and brags about his final grandchild of the segment, Hayden, in another “Grandkid of the Week”. C’mon and have a good time with us!

Go to HelloFresh.com/50myrtle and use code 50myrtle for 50% off plus free shipping!  HelloFresh: America’s #1 Meal Kit.
 
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      <pubDate>Tue, 03 Oct 2023 07:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:summary>Charles sh*t his pants today, which he reveals, is not an uncommon occurrence. Charles and Link give advice to a listener who blew chunks during a job interview, and the two discuss their experiences with grief and how they’ve both learned to deal with it. Plus, Charles gives some sweet southern motivation to a gym-goer, and brags about his final grandchild of the segment, Hayden, in another “Grandkid of the Week”. C’mon and have a good time with us!

Go to HelloFresh.com/50myrtle and use code 50myrtle for 50% off plus free shipping!  HelloFresh: America’s #1 Meal Kit.
 
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        <![CDATA[<p>Charles sh*t his pants today, which he reveals, is not an uncommon occurrence. Charles and Link give advice to a listener who blew chunks during a job interview, and the two discuss their experiences with grief and how they’ve both learned to deal with it. Plus, Charles gives some sweet southern motivation to a gym-goer, and brags about his final grandchild of the segment, Hayden, in another “Grandkid of the Week”. C’mon and have a good time with us!</p><p><br></p><p>Go to <a href="http://hellofresh.com/50myrtle">HelloFresh.com/50myrtle</a> and use code 50myrtle for 50% off plus free shipping!  HelloFresh: America’s #1 Meal Kit.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: <a href="https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy">https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy</a></p> <p> </p> <p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices">https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>Take That Nap! | Mini Dispatch #7</title>
      <description>Get in that recliner and take a snooze!

-This has been Charles Neal from Dispatches From Myrtle Beach, at your service!
 
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      <pubDate>Tue, 26 Sep 2023 07:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:summary>Get in that recliner and take a snooze!

-This has been Charles Neal from Dispatches From Myrtle Beach, at your service!
 
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        <![CDATA[<p>Get in that recliner and take a snooze!</p><p><br></p><p>-This has been Charles Neal from Dispatches From Myrtle Beach, at your service!</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: <a href="https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy">https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy</a></p> <p> </p> <p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices">https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>Our Funny Experiences Learning To Drive | DFMB Episode 46</title>
      <description>We’re back with another in-person episode! Charles talks about his experience shadowing Link at Mythical, and announces the winner of the Apple Podcasts Review Contest. Charles tells the story of when his house burnt down, helps a listener with a weird pizza order, and is given more words to attempt to pronounce. Plus, the two talk about their experiences learning to drive at 16 years old (or in Charles’ case, 13). C’mon and have a good time with us!
 
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      <pubDate>Tue, 19 Sep 2023 07:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:summary>We’re back with another in-person episode! Charles talks about his experience shadowing Link at Mythical, and announces the winner of the Apple Podcasts Review Contest. Charles tells the story of when his house burnt down, helps a listener with a weird pizza order, and is given more words to attempt to pronounce. Plus, the two talk about their experiences learning to drive at 16 years old (or in Charles’ case, 13). C’mon and have a good time with us!
 
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      <title>There's Always Another Day | Mini Dispatch #6</title>
      <description>Don't be too hard on yourself, Myrtle Beast. 

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      <pubDate>Tue, 12 Sep 2023 07:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:summary>Don't be too hard on yourself, Myrtle Beast. 

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        <![CDATA[<p>Don't be too hard on yourself, Myrtle Beast. </p><p><br></p><p>-This has been Charles Neal from Dispatches From Myrtle Beach, at your service!</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: <a href="https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy">https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy</a></p> <p> </p> <p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices">https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>We Survived A HurriQuake Together | DFMB Episode 45</title>
      <description>For the first time ever, Charles and Link record Dispatches together in LA! The two, in matching-Hawaiian-shirt fashion, recap their time together as they hunkered down during the HurriQuake that hit during Charles’ visit. Plus, Nancy joins the show to celebrate her and Charles’ 13th anniversary in another edition of “Nancy, Is He Behaving?” C’mon and have a good time with us!

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      <pubDate>Tue, 05 Sep 2023 07:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:summary>For the first time ever, Charles and Link record Dispatches together in LA! The two, in matching-Hawaiian-shirt fashion, recap their time together as they hunkered down during the HurriQuake that hit during Charles’ visit. Plus, Nancy joins the show to celebrate her and Charles’ 13th anniversary in another edition of “Nancy, Is He Behaving?” C’mon and have a good time with us!

This episode is sponsored by HelloFresh! Go to HelloFresh.com/50myrtle and use code 50myrtle for 50% off plus 15% off the next 2 months!
 
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        <![CDATA[<p>For the first time ever, Charles and Link record Dispatches together in LA! The two, in matching-Hawaiian-shirt fashion, recap their time together as they hunkered down during the HurriQuake that hit during Charles’ visit. Plus, Nancy joins the show to celebrate her and Charles’ 13th anniversary in another edition of “Nancy, Is He Behaving?” C’mon and have a good time with us!</p><p><br></p><p>This episode is sponsored by HelloFresh! Go to HelloFresh.com/50myrtle and use code 50myrtle for 50% off <em>plus </em>15% off the next 2 months!</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: <a href="https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy">https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy</a></p> <p> </p> <p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices">https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>Money Isn't Everything | Mini Dispatch #5</title>
      <description>Stop comparing yourself to others financially.

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      <pubDate>Tue, 29 Aug 2023 07:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:summary>Stop comparing yourself to others financially.

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        <![CDATA[<p>Stop comparing yourself to others financially.</p><p><br></p><p>-This has been Charles Neal from Dispatches From Myrtle Beach, at your service.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: <a href="https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy">https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy</a></p> <p> </p> <p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices">https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>Dad Was Fired From A Job | DFMB Episode 44</title>
      <description>Guess what, Myrtle Beasts? Charles is coming to LA! Charles and Link discuss their big plans for his visit, and Charles teaches Link how to write and pronounce their names in Japanese. The two tell stories of being fired from jobs, talk about the most amazing inventions of their lifetimes, and give advice to a listener studying to become a doctor. Plus, Charles presents another “Non-Dirty Dirty Word of the Week”. C’mon and have a good time with us!
 
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      <pubDate>Tue, 22 Aug 2023 07:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:summary>Guess what, Myrtle Beasts? Charles is coming to LA! Charles and Link discuss their big plans for his visit, and Charles teaches Link how to write and pronounce their names in Japanese. The two tell stories of being fired from jobs, talk about the most amazing inventions of their lifetimes, and give advice to a listener studying to become a doctor. Plus, Charles presents another “Non-Dirty Dirty Word of the Week”. C’mon and have a good time with us!
 
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      <title>Nothing Good Happens After Midnight &amp; Always Have On Clean Underwear! | Mini Dispatch #4</title>
      <description>Keep that underwear clean!

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      <pubDate>Tue, 15 Aug 2023 08:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
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      <itunes:summary>Keep that underwear clean!

-This has been Charles Neal from Dispatches From Myrtle Beach, at your service. 
 
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        <![CDATA[<p>Keep that underwear clean!</p><p><br></p><p>-<em>This has been Charles Neal from Dispatches From Myrtle Beach, at your service. </em></p><p> </p><p> </p><p>To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: <a href="https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy">https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy</a></p> <p> </p> <p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices">https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>Our First-Ever Beer Together | DFMB Episode 43</title>
      <description>Charles tells Link about getting recognized when heading to his Belch Life golf cart, and announces his Apple Podcast review contest (get those 5-star reviews in!). The two reminisce on fond memories water-skiing together, and Charles expresses his hatred of wallpaper (popcorn ceiling still takes the cake, though). Plus, Charles helps a listener who drunkenly made out with a co-worker at a work party in another edition of “I’ll Help Ya Get Out of the Woods!” C’mon and have a good time with us! Holler out to our (almost) sponsor for this episode, Brookgreen Gardens. 

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      <pubDate>Tue, 08 Aug 2023 07:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:summary>Charles tells Link about getting recognized when heading to his Belch Life golf cart, and announces his Apple Podcast review contest (get those 5-star reviews in!). The two reminisce on fond memories water-skiing together, and Charles expresses his hatred of wallpaper (popcorn ceiling still takes the cake, though). Plus, Charles helps a listener who drunkenly made out with a co-worker at a work party in another edition of “I’ll Help Ya Get Out of the Woods!” C’mon and have a good time with us! Holler out to our (almost) sponsor for this episode, Brookgreen Gardens. 

This episode is sponsored by HelloFresh. Go to HelloFresh.com/50myrtle and use code 50myrtle for 50% off plus free shipping
 
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        <![CDATA[<p>Charles tells Link about getting recognized when heading to his Belch Life golf cart, and announces his Apple Podcast review contest (get those 5-star reviews in!). The two reminisce on fond memories water-skiing together, and Charles expresses his hatred of wallpaper (popcorn ceiling still takes the cake, though). Plus, Charles helps a listener who drunkenly made out with a co-worker at a work party in another edition of “I’ll Help Ya Get Out of the Woods!” C’mon and have a good time with us! Holler out to our (almost) sponsor for this episode, Brookgreen Gardens. </p><p><br></p><p>This episode is sponsored by HelloFresh. Go to HelloFresh.com/50myrtle and use code 50myrtle for 50% off <em>plus </em>free shipping</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: <a href="https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy">https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy</a></p> <p> </p> <p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices">https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>Thank You, Myrtle Beast! | Mini Dispatch #3</title>
      <description>Celebrating a whole year of Dispatches.

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      <pubDate>Tue, 01 Aug 2023 07:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:summary>Celebrating a whole year of Dispatches.

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        <![CDATA[<p>Celebrating a whole year of Dispatches.</p><p><br></p><p>-<em>This has been Charles Neal from Dispatches From Myrtle Beach, at your service. </em></p><p> </p><p> </p><p>To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: <a href="https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy">https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy</a></p> <p> </p> <p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices">https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>Dad's First Shower | DFMB Episode 42</title>
      <description>Charles recalls his very first shower and first time watching color TV, and tells Link about his apocalypse-level stash of string beans. A listener shows off a popcorn ceiling removal tool, Charles shares his sought-after slaw recipe, and the two help a listener plan quite an interesting marriage proposal. Plus, Charles helps a listener pick a bathroom paint color in “Y’all Need To Look At This Paint!”, and tells Link all about Myrtle Beach going viral for its emerald blue waters in another “Belch Life Bulletin”. C’mon and have a good time with us! 
 
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      <pubDate>Tue, 25 Jul 2023 07:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:summary>Charles recalls his very first shower and first time watching color TV, and tells Link about his apocalypse-level stash of string beans. A listener shows off a popcorn ceiling removal tool, Charles shares his sought-after slaw recipe, and the two help a listener plan quite an interesting marriage proposal. Plus, Charles helps a listener pick a bathroom paint color in “Y’all Need To Look At This Paint!”, and tells Link all about Myrtle Beach going viral for its emerald blue waters in another “Belch Life Bulletin”. C’mon and have a good time with us! 
 
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      <title>If It Ain't Broke, Don't Fix It | Mini Dispatch #2</title>
      <description>Sometimes things are ok just the way they are!

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      <pubDate>Tue, 18 Jul 2023 07:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:summary>Sometimes things are ok just the way they are!

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      <title>East Coast Vs. West Coast | DFMB Episode 41</title>
      <description>Charles’ Signal award finally came in and boy is it shiny! Link tells Charles about his recent experience at a spa. Charles talks about his first impressions of Rhett and Link’s videos when they first started making them, and the two debate on the East Coast vs. the West Coast. Plus, Charles tells his favorite things about Lando in another “Grandkid of the Week”, and Charles stars as Indiana Jones in another edition of “Who Needs Foley When You Have Me?” C’mon and have a good time with us!
 
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      <pubDate>Tue, 11 Jul 2023 07:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:summary>Charles’ Signal award finally came in and boy is it shiny! Link tells Charles about his recent experience at a spa. Charles talks about his first impressions of Rhett and Link’s videos when they first started making them, and the two debate on the East Coast vs. the West Coast. Plus, Charles tells his favorite things about Lando in another “Grandkid of the Week”, and Charles stars as Indiana Jones in another edition of “Who Needs Foley When You Have Me?” C’mon and have a good time with us!
 
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      <title>Treat Yourself! | Mini Dispatch #1</title>
      <description>Hey all you Myrtle Beasts! Charles Neal here. Without my son Link! Welcome to my first Mini Dispatch. Hope ya enjoy it!

-This has been Charles Neal from Dispatches From Myrtle Beach, at your service. 
 
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      <pubDate>Tue, 04 Jul 2023 07:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:summary>Hey all you Myrtle Beasts! Charles Neal here. Without my son Link! Welcome to my first Mini Dispatch. Hope ya enjoy it!

-This has been Charles Neal from Dispatches From Myrtle Beach, at your service. 
 
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        <![CDATA[<p>Hey all you Myrtle Beasts! Charles Neal here. Without my son Link! Welcome to my first Mini Dispatch. Hope ya enjoy it!</p><p><br></p><p>-<em>This has been Charles Neal from Dispatches From Myrtle Beach, at your service. </em></p><p> </p><p> </p><p>To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: <a href="https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy">https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy</a></p> <p> </p> <p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices">https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>Dad’s Southern Swear Words | DFMB Episode 40</title>
      <description>What do you get when you combine a mullet, a sleeveless American flag shirt and muscles of steel in front of a beautiful sunset backdrop? Charles Neal! The two discuss styling their hair down there, and Link tells Charles he may be developing a thing for feet. Plus, the two debate on if swearing is actually a bad practice, and Charles impresses Link with his knowledge of modern slang in another edition of “You’re Way Over My Head Now!” C’mon and have a good time with us! Holler out to our (almost) sponsor for this episode, Cherry Grove Pier. 
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      <pubDate>Tue, 27 Jun 2023 07:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:summary>What do you get when you combine a mullet, a sleeveless American flag shirt and muscles of steel in front of a beautiful sunset backdrop? Charles Neal! The two discuss styling their hair down there, and Link tells Charles he may be developing a thing for feet. Plus, the two debate on if swearing is actually a bad practice, and Charles impresses Link with his knowledge of modern slang in another edition of “You’re Way Over My Head Now!” C’mon and have a good time with us! Holler out to our (almost) sponsor for this episode, Cherry Grove Pier. 
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        <![CDATA[<p>What do you get when you combine a mullet, a sleeveless American flag shirt and muscles of steel in front of a beautiful sunset backdrop? Charles Neal! The two discuss styling their hair down there, and Link tells Charles he may be developing a thing for feet. Plus, the two debate on if swearing is actually a bad practice, and Charles impresses Link with his knowledge of modern slang in another edition of “You’re Way Over My Head Now!” C’mon and have a good time with us! Holler out to our (almost) sponsor for this episode, Cherry Grove Pier. </p><p>This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/DISPATCHES for 10% off your first month and get on your way to being your best self.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: <a href="https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy">https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy</a></p> <p> </p> <p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices">https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>Dad’s Trip To Niagara Falls | DFMB Episode 39</title>
      <description>We’re back for another week and Charles debuts his brand new backdrop! Link shows Charles his newest tattoo, and Charles shares about his recent trip to the Northeast (Montreal, Niagara Falls, Vermont, New York &amp; Gettysburg). Plus, Link tells Charles about his ax throwing birthday adventure, and vents about the drama from Lincoln’s high school graduation ceremony. 

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      <pubDate>Tue, 13 Jun 2023 07:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:summary>We’re back for another week and Charles debuts his brand new backdrop! Link shows Charles his newest tattoo, and Charles shares about his recent trip to the Northeast (Montreal, Niagara Falls, Vermont, New York &amp; Gettysburg). Plus, Link tells Charles about his ax throwing birthday adventure, and vents about the drama from Lincoln’s high school graduation ceremony. 

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        <![CDATA[<p>We’re back for another week and Charles debuts his brand new backdrop! Link shows Charles his newest tattoo, and Charles shares about his recent trip to the Northeast (Montreal, Niagara Falls, Vermont, New York &amp; Gettysburg). Plus, Link tells Charles about his ax throwing birthday adventure, and vents about the drama from Lincoln’s high school graduation ceremony. </p><p><br></p><p>This episode is sponsored by HelloFresh! Go to hellofresh.com/myrtle16 and use code myrtle16 for 16 free meals <em>plus </em>free shipping!</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: <a href="https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy">https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy</a></p> <p> </p> <p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices">https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>Dad’s Best Army Stories | DFMB Episode 38</title>
      <description>Charles and Link are both birthday boys! The two discuss their birthday plans. Charles tells Link some of his favorite stories from his time in the army, and the two discuss their personal tips for staying positive during hard times. Plus, Charles presents another “Non-Dirty Dirty Word of the Week”, and the two learn the meaning behind their zodiac signs in “You’re Never Too Old To Learn Somethin’!” C’mon and have a good time with us!
 
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      <pubDate>Tue, 30 May 2023 07:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:summary>Charles and Link are both birthday boys! The two discuss their birthday plans. Charles tells Link some of his favorite stories from his time in the army, and the two discuss their personal tips for staying positive during hard times. Plus, Charles presents another “Non-Dirty Dirty Word of the Week”, and the two learn the meaning behind their zodiac signs in “You’re Never Too Old To Learn Somethin’!” C’mon and have a good time with us!
 
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        <![CDATA[<p>Charles and Link are both birthday boys! The two discuss their birthday plans. Charles tells Link some of his favorite stories from his time in the army, and the two discuss their personal tips for staying positive during hard times. Plus, Charles presents another “Non-Dirty Dirty Word of the Week”, and the two learn the meaning behind their zodiac signs in “You’re Never Too Old To Learn Somethin’!” C’mon and have a good time with us!</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: <a href="https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy">https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy</a></p> <p> </p> <p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices">https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>Should We Go On Survivor Together? | DFMB Episode 37</title>
      <description>We’reeee back, Myrtle Beasts! Charles officially gets a mullet and Link is one proud son. The two get an update from a listener who’s getting back into the dating scene after a divorce. Charles gives more paint advice, and the two discuss how well they would do on Survivor together. Plus, they test their Australian chops in a new segment called, “Say What Now?” C’mon and have a good time with us! Holler out to our (almost) sponsor for this episode, Ocean Drive Beach &amp; Golf Resort. 

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      <pubDate>Tue, 16 May 2023 07:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:summary>We’reeee back, Myrtle Beasts! Charles officially gets a mullet and Link is one proud son. The two get an update from a listener who’s getting back into the dating scene after a divorce. Charles gives more paint advice, and the two discuss how well they would do on Survivor together. Plus, they test their Australian chops in a new segment called, “Say What Now?” C’mon and have a good time with us! Holler out to our (almost) sponsor for this episode, Ocean Drive Beach &amp; Golf Resort. 

This episode is sponsored by HelloFresh! Go to hellofresh.com/myrtle16 and use code myrtle16 for 16 free meals plus free shipping!
 
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        <![CDATA[<p>We’reeee back, Myrtle Beasts! Charles officially gets a mullet and Link is one proud son. The two get an update from a listener who’s getting back into the dating scene after a divorce. Charles gives more paint advice, and the two discuss how well they would do on Survivor together. Plus, they test their Australian chops in a new segment called, “Say What Now?” C’mon and have a good time with us! Holler out to our (almost) sponsor for this episode, Ocean Drive Beach &amp; Golf Resort. </p><p><br></p><p>This episode is sponsored by HelloFresh! Go to hellofresh.com/myrtle16 and use code myrtle16 for 16 free meals <em>plus </em>free shipping!</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: <a href="https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy">https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy</a></p> <p> </p> <p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices">https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>Our Favorite Neal Family Traditions | DFMB Episode 36</title>
      <description>Charles introduces more young Myrtle Beasts. Link tells Charles about being locked outside by his babysitter as a kid. The two share their favorite family traditions. Charles gives advice to a listener whose husband doesn’t like Southern food, and pitches Link on something new for the show. Plus, he tries to get Link to guess Southern phrases in another edition of the Southern slang game. C’mon and have a good time with us! 

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      <pubDate>Tue, 11 Apr 2023 07:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:summary>Charles introduces more young Myrtle Beasts. Link tells Charles about being locked outside by his babysitter as a kid. The two share their favorite family traditions. Charles gives advice to a listener whose husband doesn’t like Southern food, and pitches Link on something new for the show. Plus, he tries to get Link to guess Southern phrases in another edition of the Southern slang game. C’mon and have a good time with us! 

This episode is sponsored by HelloFresh! Go to HelloFresh.com/myrtle50 and use code myrtle50 for 50% off, plus your first box ships free!
 
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        <![CDATA[<p>Charles introduces more young Myrtle Beasts. Link tells Charles about being locked outside by his babysitter as a kid. The two share their favorite family traditions. Charles gives advice to a listener whose husband doesn’t like Southern food, and pitches Link on something new for the show. Plus, he tries to get Link to guess Southern phrases in another edition of the Southern slang game. C’mon and have a good time with us! </p><p><br></p><p>This episode is sponsored by HelloFresh! Go to HelloFresh.com/myrtle50 and use code myrtle50 for 50% off, plus your first box ships free!</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: <a href="https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy">https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy</a></p> <p> </p> <p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices">https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>Dad’s Wild Road Trip | DFMB Episode 35</title>
      <description>Link tells Charles about his recent ski trip to Utah, and Charles updates Link on his experience at the St. Patrick’s Day festival with Nancy. Plus, the two discuss what they would put in their dream homes, and Charles tells Link about a wild 3-month road trip he went on in the 70s. C’mon and have a good time with us!  
 
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      <pubDate>Tue, 04 Apr 2023 07:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:summary>Link tells Charles about his recent ski trip to Utah, and Charles updates Link on his experience at the St. Patrick’s Day festival with Nancy. Plus, the two discuss what they would put in their dream homes, and Charles tells Link about a wild 3-month road trip he went on in the 70s. C’mon and have a good time with us!  
 
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        <![CDATA[<p>Link tells Charles about his recent ski trip to Utah, and Charles updates Link on his experience at the St. Patrick’s Day festival with Nancy. Plus, the two discuss what they would put in their dream homes, and Charles tells Link about a wild 3-month road trip he went on in the 70s. C’mon and have a good time with us!  </p><p> </p><p> </p><p>To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: <a href="https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy">https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy</a></p> <p> </p> <p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices">https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>Dad Brings On A Special Guest! | DFMB Episode 34</title>
      <description>Charles gives an update on his mullet transformation. Charles and Link discuss their jury duty experiences (or in Charles’ case, lack thereof), and the two help a mom give the birds and the bees talk to her two boys. Plus, Charles talks about his youngest, Zoey, in another “Grandkid of the Week”, and brings a veryyy special guest on the show for another edition of “Don’t Tell Nana!” C’mon and have a good time with us!  

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      <pubDate>Tue, 28 Mar 2023 07:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
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      <itunes:summary>Charles gives an update on his mullet transformation. Charles and Link discuss their jury duty experiences (or in Charles’ case, lack thereof), and the two help a mom give the birds and the bees talk to her two boys. Plus, Charles talks about his youngest, Zoey, in another “Grandkid of the Week”, and brings a veryyy special guest on the show for another edition of “Don’t Tell Nana!” C’mon and have a good time with us!  

This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/DISPATCHES for 10% off your first month and get on your way to being your best self.
 
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        <![CDATA[<p>Charles gives an update on his mullet transformation. Charles and Link discuss their jury duty experiences (or in Charles’ case, lack thereof), and the two help a mom give the birds and the bees talk to her two boys. Plus, Charles talks about his youngest, Zoey, in another “Grandkid of the Week”, and brings a veryyy special guest on the show for another edition of “Don’t Tell Nana!” C’mon and have a good time with us!  </p><p><br></p><p>This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/DISPATCHES for 10% off your first month and get on your way to being your best self.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: <a href="https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy">https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy</a></p> <p> </p> <p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices">https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>Dad’s Terrifying Text Messages | DFMB Episode 33</title>
      <description>Charles and Link discuss their recent time spent together. Charles helps a listener connect with their dad (which then leads to discussion of Charles’ frightening texting habits), and the two share their wedding first dance songs. Plus, Link finds out Charles’ guilty pleasures and pet peeves in a new segment called, “Who’s Your Daddy?” C’mon and have a good time with us! Holler out to our (almost) sponsors for this episode, Beachwood Golf Club and Meadowlands Golf Club. 
 
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      <pubDate>Tue, 21 Mar 2023 07:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:summary>Charles and Link discuss their recent time spent together. Charles helps a listener connect with their dad (which then leads to discussion of Charles’ frightening texting habits), and the two share their wedding first dance songs. Plus, Link finds out Charles’ guilty pleasures and pet peeves in a new segment called, “Who’s Your Daddy?” C’mon and have a good time with us! Holler out to our (almost) sponsors for this episode, Beachwood Golf Club and Meadowlands Golf Club. 
 
To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy
  
 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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      <title>Dad’s Wild Wedding Stories | DFMB Episode 32</title>
      <description>Charles shows Link some pictures of his hair from back in the day, shows a listener how to shag with a video of him and Nancy, and the two share funny stories from their weddings (Link’s one and Charles’ multiple, of course). Plus, Charles presents another “Non-Dirty Dirty Word of the Week”, and tells of a story of getting in big trouble on the farm as a child in another edition of “Don’t Tell Nana!” C’mon and have a good time with us!  
 
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      <pubDate>Tue, 14 Mar 2023 07:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:summary>Charles shows Link some pictures of his hair from back in the day, shows a listener how to shag with a video of him and Nancy, and the two share funny stories from their weddings (Link’s one and Charles’ multiple, of course). Plus, Charles presents another “Non-Dirty Dirty Word of the Week”, and tells of a story of getting in big trouble on the farm as a child in another edition of “Don’t Tell Nana!” C’mon and have a good time with us!  
 
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        <![CDATA[<p>Charles shows Link some pictures of his hair from back in the day, shows a listener how to shag with a video of him and Nancy, and the two share funny stories from their weddings (Link’s one and Charles’ multiple, of course). Plus, Charles presents another “Non-Dirty Dirty Word of the Week”, and tells of a story of getting in big trouble on the farm as a child in another edition of “Don’t Tell Nana!” C’mon and have a good time with us!  </p><p> </p><p> </p><p>To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: <a href="https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy">https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy</a></p> <p> </p> <p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices">https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>1919</itunes:duration>
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      <title>Dad Visits The Gay Dolphin | DFMB Episode 31</title>
      <description>Charles visits the Myrtle Beach strip in search of Big Johnson t-shirts, helps a listener with a ceiling dilemma, and enlightens Link on his friend Banjo who brings him pickled okra. Charles and Link discuss their childhood dream jobs. Plus, Charles tells a story about Lily in “Grandkid of the Week”, and Nancy joins the show to work on her jewelry sales pitch for the upcoming St. Patricks Day festival. C’mon and have a good time with us!  
 
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      <pubDate>Tue, 07 Mar 2023 08:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:summary>Charles visits the Myrtle Beach strip in search of Big Johnson t-shirts, helps a listener with a ceiling dilemma, and enlightens Link on his friend Banjo who brings him pickled okra. Charles and Link discuss their childhood dream jobs. Plus, Charles tells a story about Lily in “Grandkid of the Week”, and Nancy joins the show to work on her jewelry sales pitch for the upcoming St. Patricks Day festival. C’mon and have a good time with us!  
 
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        <![CDATA[<p>Charles visits the Myrtle Beach strip in search of Big Johnson t-shirts, helps a listener with a ceiling dilemma, and enlightens Link on his friend Banjo who brings him pickled okra. Charles and Link discuss their childhood dream jobs. Plus, Charles tells a story about Lily in “Grandkid of the Week”, and Nancy joins the show to work on her jewelry sales pitch for the upcoming St. Patricks Day festival. C’mon and have a good time with us!  </p><p> </p><p> </p><p>To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: <a href="https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy">https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy</a></p> <p> </p> <p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices">https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>Dad Accidentally Takes Viagra...As John Wayne | DFMB Episode 30</title>
      <description>Charles and Link discuss swingers. Link talks about getting physicals during puberty, and Charles helps a park ranger who is scared of the dark. Plus, Charles debuts “Non-Dirty Dirty Word of the Week", and John Wayne and Batman (aka Charles and Link) have a good ‘ole western duel in another edition of “Let’s Roleplay!” C’mon and have a good time with us!  
This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/DISPATCHES for 10% off your first month and get on your way to being your best self.
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      <pubDate>Tue, 28 Feb 2023 08:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:author>Mythical</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle></itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Charles and Link discuss swingers. Link talks about getting physicals during puberty, and Charles helps a park ranger who is scared of the dark. Plus, Charles debuts “Non-Dirty Dirty Word of the Week", and John Wayne and Batman (aka Charles and Link) have a good ‘ole western duel in another edition of “Let’s Roleplay!” C’mon and have a good time with us!  
This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/DISPATCHES for 10% off your first month and get on your way to being your best self.
This episode is sponsored by HelloFresh. Go to HelloFresh.com/myrtle65 and use code myrtle60 for 60% off plus free shipping!
 
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        <![CDATA[<p>Charles and Link discuss swingers. Link talks about getting physicals during puberty, and Charles helps a park ranger who is scared of the dark. Plus, Charles debuts “Non-Dirty Dirty Word of the Week", and John Wayne and Batman (aka Charles and Link) have a good ‘ole western duel in another edition of “Let’s Roleplay!” C’mon and have a good time with us!  </p><p>This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/DISPATCHES for 10% off your first month and get on your way to being your best self.</p><p>This episode is sponsored by HelloFresh. Go to HelloFresh.com/myrtle65 and use code myrtle60 for 60% off plus free shipping!</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: <a href="https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy">https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy</a></p> <p> </p> <p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices">https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>Chinese Spy Balloon Shot Down Near Myrtle Beach! | DFMB Episode 29</title>
      <description>Charles has a surprising recognition story for Link that brings him back to his college days. Charles and Link talk about the best advice they’ve ever received, and Charles helps train a listener’s new puppy. Plus, the two discuss the Chinese spy balloon that was struck down near Myrtle Beach in another edition of the “Belch Life Bulletin.” C’mon and have a good time with us! Shoutout to our (almost) sponsor for this episode, Wilderness Run Alpine Coaster. 
 
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      <pubDate>Tue, 21 Feb 2023 08:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
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      <itunes:author>Mythical</itunes:author>
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      <itunes:summary>Charles has a surprising recognition story for Link that brings him back to his college days. Charles and Link talk about the best advice they’ve ever received, and Charles helps train a listener’s new puppy. Plus, the two discuss the Chinese spy balloon that was struck down near Myrtle Beach in another edition of the “Belch Life Bulletin.” C’mon and have a good time with us! Shoutout to our (almost) sponsor for this episode, Wilderness Run Alpine Coaster. 
 
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        <![CDATA[<p>Charles has a surprising recognition story for Link that brings him back to his college days. Charles and Link talk about the best advice they’ve ever received, and Charles helps train a listener’s new puppy. Plus, the two discuss the Chinese spy balloon that was struck down near Myrtle Beach in another edition of the “Belch Life Bulletin.” C’mon and have a good time with us! Shoutout to our (almost) sponsor for this episode, Wilderness Run Alpine Coaster. </p><p> </p><p> </p><p>To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: <a href="https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy">https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy</a></p> <p> </p> <p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices">https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>Dad’s Near-Death Experience | DFMB Episode 28</title>
      <description>Looooove is in the air, Myrtle Beasts! Charles and Link give some sugar to their Valentines. Charles tells Link about (one of his) near-death experiences from back in his day, and gives advice to a listener with a flatulence issue in another edition of “I’ll Help You Get Out of the Woods!” C’mon and have a good time with us! Shoutout to our (almost) sponsor for this episode, Precious Petals. 
 
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      <pubDate>Tue, 14 Feb 2023 08:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
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      <itunes:author>Mythical</itunes:author>
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      <itunes:summary>Looooove is in the air, Myrtle Beasts! Charles and Link give some sugar to their Valentines. Charles tells Link about (one of his) near-death experiences from back in his day, and gives advice to a listener with a flatulence issue in another edition of “I’ll Help You Get Out of the Woods!” C’mon and have a good time with us! Shoutout to our (almost) sponsor for this episode, Precious Petals. 
 
To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy
  
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        <![CDATA[<p>Looooove is in the air, Myrtle Beasts! Charles and Link give some sugar to their Valentines. Charles tells Link about (one of his) near-death experiences from back in his day, and gives advice to a listener with a flatulence issue in another edition of “I’ll Help You Get Out of the Woods!” C’mon and have a good time with us! Shoutout to our (almost) sponsor for this episode, Precious Petals. </p><p> </p><p> </p><p>To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: <a href="https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy">https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy</a></p> <p> </p> <p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices">https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>Dad Learns About Love Languages | DFMB Episode 27</title>
      <description>Charles and Link discuss their equal hatred for popcorn ceilings and glitter. Charles shares his favorite part about being a grandparent, and tries his best at a celebrity impression. Plus, Charles debuts “Grandkid of the Week”, and the two talk about their love languages in a new segment called “You’re Never Too Old To Learn Somethin’!” C’mon and have a good time with us!  
 
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      <pubDate>Tue, 07 Feb 2023 08:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
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      <itunes:author>Mythical</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle></itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Charles and Link discuss their equal hatred for popcorn ceilings and glitter. Charles shares his favorite part about being a grandparent, and tries his best at a celebrity impression. Plus, Charles debuts “Grandkid of the Week”, and the two talk about their love languages in a new segment called “You’re Never Too Old To Learn Somethin’!” C’mon and have a good time with us!  
 
To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy
  
 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Charles and Link discuss their equal hatred for popcorn ceilings and glitter. Charles shares his favorite part about being a grandparent, and tries his best at a celebrity impression. Plus, Charles debuts “Grandkid of the Week”, and the two talk about their love languages in a new segment called “You’re Never Too Old To Learn Somethin’!” C’mon and have a good time with us!  </p><p> </p><p> </p><p>To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: <a href="https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy">https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy</a></p> <p> </p> <p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices">https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>Dad’s Venomous Snake Bites | DFMB Episode 26</title>
      <description>Charles and Link celebrate their big award win, share their differing feelings towards snakes, discuss their first houses, and Charles presents his paint color choices for a baby’s room in another edition of “Y’all Need To Look at this Paint!” Plus, Charles has his very first REAL ads! C’mon and have a good time with us! 

This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/DISPATCHES for 10% off your first month and get on your way to being your best self.
This episode is sponsored by HelloFresh. Go to HelloFresh.com/myrtle65 and use code myrtle65 for 65% off plus free shipping!
 
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      <pubDate>Tue, 31 Jan 2023 08:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
      <itunes:episode>26</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Mythical</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle></itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Charles and Link celebrate their big award win, share their differing feelings towards snakes, discuss their first houses, and Charles presents his paint color choices for a baby’s room in another edition of “Y’all Need To Look at this Paint!” Plus, Charles has his very first REAL ads! C’mon and have a good time with us! 

This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/DISPATCHES for 10% off your first month and get on your way to being your best self.
This episode is sponsored by HelloFresh. Go to HelloFresh.com/myrtle65 and use code myrtle65 for 65% off plus free shipping!
 
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        <![CDATA[<p>Charles and Link celebrate their big award win, share their differing feelings towards snakes, discuss their first houses, and Charles presents his paint color choices for a baby’s room in another edition of “Y’all Need To Look at this Paint!” Plus, Charles has his very first REAL ads! C’mon and have a good time with us! </p><p><br></p><p>This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/DISPATCHES for 10% off your first month and get on your way to being your best self.</p><p>This episode is sponsored by HelloFresh. Go to HelloFresh.com/myrtle65 and use code myrtle65 for 65% off plus free shipping!</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: <a href="https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy">https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy</a></p> <p> </p> <p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices">https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>Dad Makes The Front Page of the Paper! | DFMB Episode 25</title>
      <description>Charles learns new Irish slang, gives some advice to a listener as an experienced divorcee, and helps yet another couple solve their disputes. Plus, Charles tells Link about their front page feature in the newspaper in a new segment called the “Belch Life Bulletin.” C’mon and have a good time with us! Shoutout to our (almost) sponsor for this episode, Bestfood Cafeteria. 

Check out the video version of this podcast every Thursday at youtube.com/@DispatchesFromMyrtleBeach! 
 
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      <pubDate>Tue, 24 Jan 2023 08:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
      <itunes:episode>25</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Mythical</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle></itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Charles learns new Irish slang, gives some advice to a listener as an experienced divorcee, and helps yet another couple solve their disputes. Plus, Charles tells Link about their front page feature in the newspaper in a new segment called the “Belch Life Bulletin.” C’mon and have a good time with us! Shoutout to our (almost) sponsor for this episode, Bestfood Cafeteria. 

Check out the video version of this podcast every Thursday at youtube.com/@DispatchesFromMyrtleBeach! 
 
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 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Charles learns new Irish slang, gives some advice to a listener as an experienced divorcee, and helps yet another couple solve their disputes. Plus, Charles tells Link about their front page feature in the newspaper in a new segment called the “Belch Life Bulletin.” C’mon and have a good time with us! Shoutout to our (almost) sponsor for this episode, Bestfood Cafeteria. </p><p><br></p><p>Check out the video version of this podcast every Thursday at youtube.com/@DispatchesFromMyrtleBeach! </p><p> </p><p> </p><p>To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: <a href="https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy">https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy</a></p> <p> </p> <p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices">https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>Dad’s Trip to Aruba | DFMB Episode 24</title>
      <description>We’re back, Myrtle Beasts! Charles learns about morning erections, becomes a (very loud) alarm clock for two teenagers, and tells Link about his ambitious 2023 goals (now that he’s on YouTube!). Plus, Charles tells Link about his trip to Aruba in another edition of “Shaggin’ Around the World”. C’mon and have a good time with us! Shoutout to our (almost) sponsor for this episode, the state of Alaska.  

Check out the video episode of this podcast on Thursday, 1/19 at youtube.com/@DispatchesFromMyrtleBeach
 
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      <pubDate>Tue, 17 Jan 2023 08:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:summary>We’re back, Myrtle Beasts! Charles learns about morning erections, becomes a (very loud) alarm clock for two teenagers, and tells Link about his ambitious 2023 goals (now that he’s on YouTube!). Plus, Charles tells Link about his trip to Aruba in another edition of “Shaggin’ Around the World”. C’mon and have a good time with us! Shoutout to our (almost) sponsor for this episode, the state of Alaska.  

Check out the video episode of this podcast on Thursday, 1/19 at youtube.com/@DispatchesFromMyrtleBeach
 
To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy
  
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        <![CDATA[<p>We’re back, Myrtle Beasts! Charles learns about morning erections, becomes a (very loud) alarm clock for two teenagers, and tells Link about his ambitious 2023 goals (now that he’s on YouTube!). Plus, Charles tells Link about his trip to Aruba in another edition of “Shaggin’ Around the World”. C’mon and have a good time with us! Shoutout to our (almost) sponsor for this episode, the state of Alaska.  </p><p><br></p><p>Check out the video episode of this podcast on Thursday, 1/19 at youtube.com/@DispatchesFromMyrtleBeach</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: <a href="https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy">https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy</a></p> <p> </p> <p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices">https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>Dad’s Honeymoon Gift For Link | DFMB Episode 23</title>
      <description>Ho Ho Ho Happy Holidays, Myrtle Beasts! Charles and Link discuss their holiday plans. Charles enjoys some surprise libations, gives a spicy Christmas gift idea for a listener’s boyfriend, and the two reminisce on Charles’ romantic contribution to Link’s honeymoon. Plus, Charles and Link put their own spin on ’Twas The Night Before Christmas in a new segment called, “Now How Can We Make This Dirty?” C’mon and have a good time with us! Shoutout to our (almost) sponsor for this episode, Callaway Apex Golf Clubs. 

We've been nominated for two Inaugural Signal Awards and we need your help! Vote here:
Dispatches from Myrtle Beach – "Weird" 
Best Friends Back, Alright! – "Best Conversation Starter" 
Voting ends December 22 at 11:29pm EST.
 
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 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 15 Dec 2022 08:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:summary>Ho Ho Ho Happy Holidays, Myrtle Beasts! Charles and Link discuss their holiday plans. Charles enjoys some surprise libations, gives a spicy Christmas gift idea for a listener’s boyfriend, and the two reminisce on Charles’ romantic contribution to Link’s honeymoon. Plus, Charles and Link put their own spin on ’Twas The Night Before Christmas in a new segment called, “Now How Can We Make This Dirty?” C’mon and have a good time with us! Shoutout to our (almost) sponsor for this episode, Callaway Apex Golf Clubs. 

We've been nominated for two Inaugural Signal Awards and we need your help! Vote here:
Dispatches from Myrtle Beach – "Weird" 
Best Friends Back, Alright! – "Best Conversation Starter" 
Voting ends December 22 at 11:29pm EST.
 
To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy
  
 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Ho Ho Ho Happy Holidays, Myrtle Beasts! Charles and Link discuss their holiday plans. Charles enjoys some surprise libations, gives a spicy Christmas gift idea for a listener’s boyfriend, and the two reminisce on Charles’ romantic contribution to Link’s honeymoon. Plus, Charles and Link put their own spin on ’Twas The Night Before Christmas in a new segment called, “Now How Can We Make This Dirty?” C’mon and have a good time with us! Shoutout to our (almost) sponsor for this episode, Callaway Apex Golf Clubs. </p><p><br></p><p>We've been nominated for two Inaugural Signal Awards and we need your help! Vote here:</p><p><a href="https://vote.signalaward.com/PublicVoting#/2022/shows/general/weird">Dispatches from Myrtle Beach – "Weird" </a></p><p><a href="https://vote.signalaward.com/PublicVoting#/2022/shows/general/best-conversation-starter">Best Friends Back, Alright! – "Best Conversation Starter"</a> </p><p>Voting ends December 22 at 11:29pm EST.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: <a href="https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy">https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy</a></p> <p> </p> <p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices">https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>Our Broken Bone Stories | DFMB Episode 22</title>
      <description>Link impresses Charles after revealing he got in a fight with a bear. Charles gives a motivational speech to an aspiring professional wrestler, and talks about his favorite age from his younger years. Plus, Nancy joins the show and Link spills some pee tea in another edition of “Nancy, is he behaving?” C’mon and have a good time with us! Shoutout to our (almost) sponsor for this episode, Cooper’s BBQ.  
We've been nominated for two Inaugural Signal Awards and we need your help! Vote here:
Dispatches from Myrtle Beach – "Weird" 
Best Friends Back, Alright! – "Best Conversation Starter" 
Voting ends December 22 at 11:29pm EST.
 
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      <pubDate>Thu, 08 Dec 2022 08:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
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      <itunes:summary>Link impresses Charles after revealing he got in a fight with a bear. Charles gives a motivational speech to an aspiring professional wrestler, and talks about his favorite age from his younger years. Plus, Nancy joins the show and Link spills some pee tea in another edition of “Nancy, is he behaving?” C’mon and have a good time with us! Shoutout to our (almost) sponsor for this episode, Cooper’s BBQ.  
We've been nominated for two Inaugural Signal Awards and we need your help! Vote here:
Dispatches from Myrtle Beach – "Weird" 
Best Friends Back, Alright! – "Best Conversation Starter" 
Voting ends December 22 at 11:29pm EST.
 
To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy
  
 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Link impresses Charles after revealing he got in a fight with a bear. Charles gives a motivational speech to an aspiring professional wrestler, and talks about his favorite age from his younger years. Plus, Nancy joins the show and Link spills some pee tea in another edition of “Nancy, is he behaving?” C’mon and have a good time with us! Shoutout to our (almost) sponsor for this episode, Cooper’s BBQ.  </p><p>We've been nominated for two Inaugural Signal Awards and we need your help! Vote here:</p><p><a href="https://vote.signalaward.com/PublicVoting#/2022/shows/general/weird">Dispatches from Myrtle Beach – "Weird" </a></p><p><a href="https://vote.signalaward.com/PublicVoting#/2022/shows/general/best-conversation-starter">Best Friends Back, Alright! – "Best Conversation Starter"</a> </p><p>Voting ends December 22 at 11:29pm EST.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: <a href="https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy">https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy</a></p> <p> </p> <p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices">https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>Dad’s Prostate Exam | DFMB Episode 21</title>
      <description>Link is in trouble with Charles for not thinking South Carolina has any local government. Charles gives advice to a listener who received the “landlord special” in their new apartment, and helps name a couple’s newborn girl. Plus, Charles tells Link about a recent prostate exam in a new segment called, “Link, Is This TMI?”
 
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      <pubDate>Thu, 01 Dec 2022 08:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:summary>Link is in trouble with Charles for not thinking South Carolina has any local government. Charles gives advice to a listener who received the “landlord special” in their new apartment, and helps name a couple’s newborn girl. Plus, Charles tells Link about a recent prostate exam in a new segment called, “Link, Is This TMI?”
 
To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy
  
 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Link is in trouble with Charles for not thinking South Carolina has any local government. Charles gives advice to a listener who received the “landlord special” in their new apartment, and helps name a couple’s newborn girl. Plus, Charles tells Link about a recent prostate exam in a new segment called, “Link, Is This TMI?”</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: <a href="https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy">https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy</a></p> <p> </p> <p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices">https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>Dad’s Thanksgiving Disasters | DFMB Episode 20</title>
      <description>Happy Thanksgiving, Myrtle Beasts! Link and Charles discuss what they’re thankful for and give a 2023 announcement. Charles shares one of his favorite memories of Link and picks a name for the fans of the podcast. Plus, Link and Charles rank hypothetical Thanksgiving disasters in a new segment called, “Shit! That Ain’t Good.” C’mon and have a good time with us! Shoutout to our (almost) sponsor for this episode, turkey and giblet gravy. 
 
To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy
  
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      <pubDate>Thu, 24 Nov 2022 08:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
      <itunes:episode>20</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Mythical</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle></itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Happy Thanksgiving, Myrtle Beasts! Link and Charles discuss what they’re thankful for and give a 2023 announcement. Charles shares one of his favorite memories of Link and picks a name for the fans of the podcast. Plus, Link and Charles rank hypothetical Thanksgiving disasters in a new segment called, “Shit! That Ain’t Good.” C’mon and have a good time with us! Shoutout to our (almost) sponsor for this episode, turkey and giblet gravy. 
 
To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy
  
 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Happy Thanksgiving, Myrtle Beasts! Link and Charles discuss what they’re thankful for and give a 2023 announcement. Charles shares one of his favorite memories of Link and picks a name for the fans of the podcast. Plus, Link and Charles rank hypothetical Thanksgiving disasters in a new segment called, “Shit! That Ain’t Good.” C’mon and have a good time with us! Shoutout to our (almost) sponsor for this episode, turkey and giblet gravy. </p><p> </p><p> </p><p>To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: <a href="https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy">https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy</a></p> <p> </p> <p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices">https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>1880</itunes:duration>
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      <title>Dad Gets Stuck In a Wife Sandwich | DFMB Episode 19</title>
      <description>Link and Charles discuss their time at a family wedding back in North Carolina, which included some…interesting seating arrangements. Plus, Charles tells Link a hilarious story involving Nana and some rotten cabbage in another edition of "Don't Tell Nana!" C’mon and have a good time with us!
 
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      <pubDate>Thu, 17 Nov 2022 08:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
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      <itunes:summary>Link and Charles discuss their time at a family wedding back in North Carolina, which included some…interesting seating arrangements. Plus, Charles tells Link a hilarious story involving Nana and some rotten cabbage in another edition of "Don't Tell Nana!" C’mon and have a good time with us!
 
To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy
  
 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Link and Charles discuss their time at a family wedding back in North Carolina, which included some…interesting seating arrangements. Plus, Charles tells Link a hilarious story involving Nana and some rotten cabbage in another edition of "Don't Tell Nana!" C’mon and have a good time with us!</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: <a href="https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy">https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy</a></p> <p> </p> <p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices">https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>1953</itunes:duration>
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      <title>Dad Tries To Get In The Mile High Club - Live At MythiCon!  | DFMB Episode 18</title>
      <description>We’re live at MythiCon! An audience member does an impression of Charles (and wins some BBQ sauce!). The two discuss what they would do if they switched bodies for a day, Freaky Friday style. Charles tries to guess what modern internet slang means in another edition of “You’re Way Over My Head Now!” Plus, he gets some answers about the mile high club on his flight to Austin. C’mon and have a good time with us! Shoutout to our (almost) sponsor for this episode, MythiCon’s exclusive “Palomaloobaloobie” drink.
 
To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy
  
 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 10 Nov 2022 08:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
      <itunes:episode>18</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Mythical</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle></itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>We’re live at MythiCon! An audience member does an impression of Charles (and wins some BBQ sauce!). The two discuss what they would do if they switched bodies for a day, Freaky Friday style. Charles tries to guess what modern internet slang means in another edition of “You’re Way Over My Head Now!” Plus, he gets some answers about the mile high club on his flight to Austin. C’mon and have a good time with us! Shoutout to our (almost) sponsor for this episode, MythiCon’s exclusive “Palomaloobaloobie” drink.
 
To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy
  
 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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      <title>Dad’s Moonshine And Grocery Store Bars | DFMB Episode 17</title>
      <description>Charles enlightens Link on grocery store bars and why painters wear white, and communicates with Higgins The Cat again to defend the size of Link’s wiener. The two discuss what they should name the fans of the podcast, and how their wives are their special handlers. Plus, Link and Charles try to solve riddles in a new segment called, “Riddle Me This, Link!” C’mon and have a good time with us! Shoutout to our (almost) sponsor for this episode, Tennessee Legend Moonshine.
 
To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy
  
 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 03 Nov 2022 07:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
      <itunes:episode>17</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Mythical</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle></itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Charles enlightens Link on grocery store bars and why painters wear white, and communicates with Higgins The Cat again to defend the size of Link’s wiener. The two discuss what they should name the fans of the podcast, and how their wives are their special handlers. Plus, Link and Charles try to solve riddles in a new segment called, “Riddle Me This, Link!” C’mon and have a good time with us! Shoutout to our (almost) sponsor for this episode, Tennessee Legend Moonshine.
 
To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy
  
 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Charles enlightens Link on grocery store bars and why painters wear white, and communicates with Higgins The Cat again to defend the size of Link’s wiener. The two discuss what they should name the fans of the podcast, and how their wives are their special handlers. Plus, Link and Charles try to solve riddles in a new segment called, “Riddle Me This, Link!” C’mon and have a good time with us! Shoutout to our (almost) sponsor for this episode, Tennessee Legend Moonshine.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: <a href="https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy">https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy</a></p> <p> </p> <p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices">https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>Dad’s Costumes And Witch Kegels | DFMB Episode 16</title>
      <description>It’s almost Halloween! Charles helps a listener propose to their boyfriend, learns about kegels, and enlightens Link on his many Halloween costumes. The two share stories of teenage Halloween mischief. Plus, Charles creates foley for horror movies in a new segment called, “Who Needs Foley When You Have Me?”, and reveals he finally tried peeing in the shower. C’mon and have a good time with us! Shoutout to our (almost) sponsor for this episode, Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups.
 
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      <pubDate>Thu, 27 Oct 2022 07:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:summary>It’s almost Halloween! Charles helps a listener propose to their boyfriend, learns about kegels, and enlightens Link on his many Halloween costumes. The two share stories of teenage Halloween mischief. Plus, Charles creates foley for horror movies in a new segment called, “Who Needs Foley When You Have Me?”, and reveals he finally tried peeing in the shower. C’mon and have a good time with us! Shoutout to our (almost) sponsor for this episode, Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups.
 
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      <title>Dad’s Hurricane Experience | DFMB Episode 15</title>
      <description>Link gets after Charles for going outside during Hurricane Ian. Charles receives a joke from an alien. The two debate who would survive longer in a zombie apocalypse, and discuss which traits Charles passed down to Link. Plus, Charles tells of a treehouse mishap from childhood in another edition of “Don’t Tell Nana!” C’mon and have a good time with us! Shoutout to our (almost) sponsor for this episode, Filet’s.
 
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      <pubDate>Thu, 20 Oct 2022 07:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:summary>Link gets after Charles for going outside during Hurricane Ian. Charles receives a joke from an alien. The two debate who would survive longer in a zombie apocalypse, and discuss which traits Charles passed down to Link. Plus, Charles tells of a treehouse mishap from childhood in another edition of “Don’t Tell Nana!” C’mon and have a good time with us! Shoutout to our (almost) sponsor for this episode, Filet’s.
 
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      <title>How We Show Affection | DFMB Episode 14</title>
      <description>Charles and Link talk about the Neal tradition of kissing each other on the lips. Charles communicates with aliens, learns about ball rotation from Link, talks about his days of drag racing and numerous speeding tickets as a teenager, and shares about his days as a farmer. Plus, they have the birds and the bees talk in another edition of “Let’s Roleplay!”. C’mon and have a good time with us! Shoutout to our (almost) sponsor for this episode, Hamburger Joe’s.
 
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      <pubDate>Thu, 13 Oct 2022 07:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
      <itunes:episode>14</itunes:episode>
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      <itunes:summary>Charles and Link talk about the Neal tradition of kissing each other on the lips. Charles communicates with aliens, learns about ball rotation from Link, talks about his days of drag racing and numerous speeding tickets as a teenager, and shares about his days as a farmer. Plus, they have the birds and the bees talk in another edition of “Let’s Roleplay!”. C’mon and have a good time with us! Shoutout to our (almost) sponsor for this episode, Hamburger Joe’s.
 
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        <![CDATA[<p>Charles and Link talk about the Neal tradition of kissing each other on the lips. Charles communicates with aliens, learns about ball rotation from Link, talks about his days of drag racing and numerous speeding tickets as a teenager, and shares about his days as a farmer. Plus, they have the birds and the bees talk in another edition of “Let’s Roleplay!”. C’mon and have a good time with us! Shoutout to our (almost) sponsor for this episode, Hamburger Joe’s.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: <a href="https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy">https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy</a></p> <p> </p> <p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices">https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>1912</itunes:duration>
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      <title>Dad’s First Tattoo | DFMB Episode 13</title>
      <description>We’re back from break! Charles shows off his new Dispatches From Myrtle Beach t-shirt, tells of his time riding on rollercoasters with strangers (and of course, giving them his email address), and helps a listener with an unfortunate roommate problem (hint: it involves pee). Plus, Link and Charles guess answers to questions about each other in a new segment called “Link, Do You Know Who I Am?” C’mon and have a good time with us! Shoutout to our (almost) sponsor for this episode, Little Debbie’s Peanut Butter Creme Pies.
 
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      <pubDate>Thu, 06 Oct 2022 07:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
      <itunes:episode>13</itunes:episode>
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      <itunes:subtitle></itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>We’re back from break! Charles shows off his new Dispatches From Myrtle Beach t-shirt, tells of his time riding on rollercoasters with strangers (and of course, giving them his email address), and helps a listener with an unfortunate roommate problem (hint: it involves pee). Plus, Link and Charles guess answers to questions about each other in a new segment called “Link, Do You Know Who I Am?” C’mon and have a good time with us! Shoutout to our (almost) sponsor for this episode, Little Debbie’s Peanut Butter Creme Pies.
 
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        <![CDATA[<p>We’re back from break! Charles shows off his new Dispatches From Myrtle Beach t-shirt, tells of his time riding on rollercoasters with strangers (and of course, giving them his email address), and helps a listener with an unfortunate roommate problem (hint: it involves pee). Plus, Link and Charles guess answers to questions about each other in a new segment called “Link, Do You Know Who I Am?” C’mon and have a good time with us! Shoutout to our (almost) sponsor for this episode, Little Debbie’s Peanut Butter Creme Pies.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: <a href="https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy">https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy</a></p> <p> </p> <p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices">https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>2051</itunes:duration>
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      <title>Dad’s Marriage Proposal | DFMB Episode 12</title>
      <description>Charles and Link try to decipher a sperm joke. Charles helps a listener with a proposal in England (and a prank on the Buckingham Palace guards), reveals that he’d rather poop in the bushes at a party than clog the toilet, and becomes a southern Alexa. Plus, Charles and Link play another round of “Don’t Lose Your Southern!” C’mon and have a good time with us! Shoutout to our (almost) sponsor for this episode, Wild Wing Cafe. 
Get your tickets now for Good Mythical Evening 2022, live this year exclusively on Moment House! Click here to find out more: https://mythic.al/DFMBGME.
 
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      <pubDate>Thu, 01 Sep 2022 07:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:summary>Charles and Link try to decipher a sperm joke. Charles helps a listener with a proposal in England (and a prank on the Buckingham Palace guards), reveals that he’d rather poop in the bushes at a party than clog the toilet, and becomes a southern Alexa. Plus, Charles and Link play another round of “Don’t Lose Your Southern!” C’mon and have a good time with us! Shoutout to our (almost) sponsor for this episode, Wild Wing Cafe. 
Get your tickets now for Good Mythical Evening 2022, live this year exclusively on Moment House! Click here to find out more: https://mythic.al/DFMBGME.
 
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      <title>Dad Was Struck By Lightning | DFMB Episode 11</title>
      <description>Charles talks about being a professional granddad (he does have 8 grandkids after all), learns some interesting phrases from listeners in Newfoundland, tells the story of the time he was struck by lightning, and enlightens Link with his pronunciation of certain words. Plus, Charles helps a listener who has a toddler with a dirty mouth. C’mon and have a good time with us! Shoutout to a special (almost) sponsor for this episode, Charles Neal's Barbecue Sauce. 
Get your tickets now for Good Mythical Evening 2022, live this year exclusively on Moment House! Click here to find out more: https://mythic.al/DFMBGME.
 
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      <pubDate>Thu, 25 Aug 2022 07:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
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      <itunes:summary>Charles talks about being a professional granddad (he does have 8 grandkids after all), learns some interesting phrases from listeners in Newfoundland, tells the story of the time he was struck by lightning, and enlightens Link with his pronunciation of certain words. Plus, Charles helps a listener who has a toddler with a dirty mouth. C’mon and have a good time with us! Shoutout to a special (almost) sponsor for this episode, Charles Neal's Barbecue Sauce. 
Get your tickets now for Good Mythical Evening 2022, live this year exclusively on Moment House! Click here to find out more: https://mythic.al/DFMBGME.
 
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        <![CDATA[<p>Charles talks about being a professional granddad (he does have 8 grandkids after all), learns some interesting phrases from listeners in Newfoundland, tells the story of the time he was struck by lightning, and enlightens Link with his pronunciation of certain words. Plus, Charles helps a listener who has a toddler with a dirty mouth. C’mon and have a good time with us! Shoutout to a special (almost) sponsor for this episode, Charles Neal's Barbecue Sauce. </p><p><em>Get your tickets now for Good Mythical Evening 2022, live this year exclusively on Moment House! Click here to find out more: </em><a href="https://mythic.al/DFMBGME">https://mythic.al/DFMBGME</a>.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: <a href="https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy">https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy</a></p> <p> </p> <p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices">https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>Dad's Prank On A Teacher | DFMB Episode 10</title>
      <description>Charles and Link tell of their underground dentist visits. Charles tells some gynecology jokes, learns Snoop Dogg speak, and the two discuss becoming a professional wrestling tag team. Plus, he debuts a new segment, “Don’t Tell Nana!” where he reminisces on his wild days. C’mon and have a good time with us! Shoutout to our (almost) sponsor for this episode, Music On Main. 
Get your tickets now for Good Mythical Evening 2022, live this year exclusively on Moment House! Click here to find out more: https://mythic.al/DFMBGME.
 
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      <pubDate>Thu, 18 Aug 2022 07:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:summary>Charles and Link tell of their underground dentist visits. Charles tells some gynecology jokes, learns Snoop Dogg speak, and the two discuss becoming a professional wrestling tag team. Plus, he debuts a new segment, “Don’t Tell Nana!” where he reminisces on his wild days. C’mon and have a good time with us! Shoutout to our (almost) sponsor for this episode, Music On Main. 
Get your tickets now for Good Mythical Evening 2022, live this year exclusively on Moment House! Click here to find out more: https://mythic.al/DFMBGME.
 
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      <title>Dad’s Most Embarrassing Moment | DFMB Episode 9</title>
      <description>Link reminisces on the days when his dad took him to see R-rated movies when he was a kid. Charles tells of a Megalodon shark’s tooth finding in Myrtle Beach, shares a listener’s drinking game, and shares a story of a time he was embarrassed playing golf. Plus, Charles recommends a paint color in another edition of Y’all Need To Look At This Paint! C’mon and have a good time with us! Shoutout to our (almost) sponsor for this episode, McNeill Paint.
Pre-order We’re Still Good, our new party game that laughs in the face of disaster here!: https://a.co/d/301Bd6C 
Shop sike.la, drop in “DFMBMADEYOULOOK” at checkout, and enjoy 10% off your whole purchase!
Get your tickets now for Good Mythical Evening 2022, live this year exclusively on Moment House! Click here to find out more: https://mythic.al/DFMBGME.
 
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      <pubDate>Thu, 11 Aug 2022 07:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
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      <itunes:summary>Link reminisces on the days when his dad took him to see R-rated movies when he was a kid. Charles tells of a Megalodon shark’s tooth finding in Myrtle Beach, shares a listener’s drinking game, and shares a story of a time he was embarrassed playing golf. Plus, Charles recommends a paint color in another edition of Y’all Need To Look At This Paint! C’mon and have a good time with us! Shoutout to our (almost) sponsor for this episode, McNeill Paint.
Pre-order We’re Still Good, our new party game that laughs in the face of disaster here!: https://a.co/d/301Bd6C 
Shop sike.la, drop in “DFMBMADEYOULOOK” at checkout, and enjoy 10% off your whole purchase!
Get your tickets now for Good Mythical Evening 2022, live this year exclusively on Moment House! Click here to find out more: https://mythic.al/DFMBGME.
 
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        <![CDATA[<p>Link reminisces on the days when his dad took him to see R-rated movies when he was a kid. Charles tells of a Megalodon shark’s tooth finding in Myrtle Beach, shares a listener’s drinking game, and shares a story of a time he was embarrassed playing golf. Plus, Charles recommends a paint color in another edition of Y’all Need To Look At This Paint! C’mon and have a good time with us! Shoutout to our (almost) sponsor for this episode, McNeill Paint.</p><p>Pre-order We’re Still Good, our new party game that laughs in the face of disaster here!: <a href="https://a.co/d/301Bd6C">https://a.co/d/301Bd6C</a> </p><p>Shop <a href="http://sike.la/">sike.la</a>, drop in “DFMBMADEYOULOOK” at checkout, and enjoy 10% off your whole purchase!</p><p><em>Get your tickets now for Good Mythical Evening 2022, live this year exclusively on Moment House! Click here to find out more: </em><a href="https://mythic.al/DFMBGME">https://mythic.al/DFMBGME</a>.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: <a href="https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy">https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy</a></p> <p> </p> <p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices">https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>Dad’s Dumbest Fight | DFMB Episode 8</title>
      <description>Charles helps a listener with their funeral flatulence, tells an old story of getting hit with a crowbar, and Charles and Link debate on the appeal of sex robots. Plus, in a new segment, Charles and Link get trapped in an elevator at a colonoscopy doctor’s office. C’mon and have a good time with us! Shoutout to our (almost) sponsor for this episode, Mutiny Bay Miniature Golf. 
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Get your tickets now for Good Mythical Evening 2022, live this year exclusively on Moment House! Click here to find out more: https://mythic.al/DFMBGME.
 
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Get your tickets now for Good Mythical Evening 2022, live this year exclusively on Moment House! Click here to find out more: https://mythic.al/DFMBGME.
 
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Get your tickets now for Good Mythical Evening 2022, live this year exclusively on Moment House! Click here to find out more: https://mythic.al/DFMBGME.
 
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Get your tickets now for Good Mythical Evening 2022, live this year exclusively on Moment House! Click here to find out more: https://mythic.al/DFMBGME.
 
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      <pubDate>Thu, 21 Jul 2022 07:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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Get your tickets now for Good Mythical Evening 2022, live this year exclusively on Moment House! Click here to find out more: https://mythic.al/DFMBGME.
 
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      <title>Our Hawaii Trip | DFMB Episode 5</title>
      <description>Charles has some words for Joe Rogan, communicates with a cat named Higgins, and tells Link how he likes to incorporate food into the bedroom (*wink wink*). Plus, Charles and Link recap their family trip to Hawaii. C’mon and have a good time with us! Shoutout to our (almost) sponsor for this episode, Ryan’s Coconut Farm. 
Get your tickets now for Good Mythical Evening 2022, live this year exclusively on Moment House! Click here to find out more: https://mythic.al/DFMBGME.
 
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      <pubDate>Thu, 14 Jul 2022 07:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:summary>Charles has some words for Joe Rogan, communicates with a cat named Higgins, and tells Link how he likes to incorporate food into the bedroom (*wink wink*). Plus, Charles and Link recap their family trip to Hawaii. C’mon and have a good time with us! Shoutout to our (almost) sponsor for this episode, Ryan’s Coconut Farm. 
Get your tickets now for Good Mythical Evening 2022, live this year exclusively on Moment House! Click here to find out more: https://mythic.al/DFMBGME.
 
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      <title>Dad’s Southern Slang Quiz | DFMB Episode 4</title>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 07 Jul 2022 07:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:summary>Charles gives his opinion on boobaloobies and badonkadonks, Link shares a story of a time his dad let one rip, and the two debate whether Charles’ golf cart says “Beach Life” or “Belch Life.” Plus, Charles introduces a new game called “Don’t Lose Your Southern!” C’mon and have a good time with us! Shoutout to our (almost) sponsor for this episode, Duck’s Night Life.
 
To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy
  
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      <title>Dad Has Nightmares About Thongs | DFMB Episode 3</title>
      <description>Charles tells Link about some interesting sights from Myrtle Beach’s annual Bike Week, finds a fan photo on the internet, and gives his own interpretation of a listener’s love dilemma. Plus, he gives his first painting tip, and Nancy pops in to dish some dirt. C’mon and have a good time with us! Shoutout to our (almost) sponsor for this episode, Captain Nance’s Seafood. 
 
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      <pubDate>Thu, 30 Jun 2022 07:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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      <title>How Much Money Can You Make Donating Sperm? | DFMB Episode 2</title>
      <description>Charles tells a story of being recognized at a Wal-Mart, and a joke from a fan sparks an interesting conversation about sperm banks. Link reminisces on their days of working together, and reveals a time when Charles made him cry (as an adult). Plus, Charles debuts a segment called “Y'all Need To Look At This Paint!” C’mon and have a good time with us! Shoutout to our (almost) sponsor for this episode, the OD Arcade &amp; Lounge. 
 
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      <pubDate>Thu, 23 Jun 2022 07:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy
  
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      <title>Dad Visits The Red Light District | DFMB Episode 1</title>
      <description>On the premiere episode of his podcast, Charles shares stories of his new found fame and life in Myrtle Beach, South Carolina. He reads some jokes from fans, teaches Link how to shag, and tells of his misadventures with Nancy in Amsterdam's Red Light District. C’mon and have a good time with us! Shoutout to our (almost) sponsor for this episode, Fat Harold’s Beach Club. 
 
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      <pubDate>Thu, 16 Jun 2022 10:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:summary>On the premiere episode of his podcast, Charles shares stories of his new found fame and life in Myrtle Beach, South Carolina. He reads some jokes from fans, teaches Link how to shag, and tells of his misadventures with Nancy in Amsterdam's Red Light District. C’mon and have a good time with us! Shoutout to our (almost) sponsor for this episode, Fat Harold’s Beach Club. 
 
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        <![CDATA[<p>On the premiere episode of his podcast, Charles shares stories of his new found fame and life in Myrtle Beach, South Carolina. He reads some jokes from fans, teaches Link how to shag, and tells of his misadventures with Nancy in Amsterdam's Red Light District. C’mon and have a good time with us! Shoutout to our (almost) sponsor for this episode, Fat Harold’s Beach Club. </p><p> </p><p> </p><p>To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: <a href="https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy">https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy</a></p> <p> </p> <p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices">https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>Welcome To “Dispatches From Myrtle Beach”</title>
      <description>Link Neal (Good Mythical Morning, Ear Biscuits) and his father Charles Neal (GMM runaway star) are practically identical, except they live thousands of miles apart from each other. Dispatches From Myrtle Beach brings the honest and often hilarious conversations between a tight-knit father and son team, as well as an inside look at the Neal family dynamic. Every week, listeners will get to have the intimate experience of hearing a call between Link and his dad, but it’s not just Myrtle Beach we’ll be hearing about - it’s everything under the (Southern) sun.
And don't forget to email Charles at ratherbshaggin53@aol.com and it might be read on a future episode!
 
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      <pubDate>Thu, 09 Jun 2022 17:43:00 -0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:summary>Link Neal (Good Mythical Morning, Ear Biscuits) and his father Charles Neal (GMM runaway star) are practically identical, except they live thousands of miles apart from each other. Dispatches From Myrtle Beach brings the honest and often hilarious conversations between a tight-knit father and son team, as well as an inside look at the Neal family dynamic. Every week, listeners will get to have the intimate experience of hearing a call between Link and his dad, but it’s not just Myrtle Beach we’ll be hearing about - it’s everything under the (Southern) sun.
And don't forget to email Charles at ratherbshaggin53@aol.com and it might be read on a future episode!
 
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