Topical Fruit

Can't Eat Anything Anymore

Wed, 27 May 2026 03:04:00 -0000

Mark and Shane breakdown all the biggest and dumbest news of the day. They talk NBA Playoffs, weird food news, and what most people do when they clean their house.

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SI Swimsuit and Aliens

Tue, 19 May 2026 17:19:00 -0000

Mark and Shane breakdown all of the biggest and dumbest news of the week. They talk about the big MMA fights of the week, Sports Illustrated Swimsuit edition, and President Trump posting alien pics on social media.

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Hantavirus is Here

Tue, 12 May 2026 15:57:00 -0000

Mark Maira and Shane Allen breakdown all of the biggest and dumbest news stories of the week. They talk about all of the fallout from the hantavirus infections and a guy who found out his mom's body got blown up after the funeral.

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Manspreading and AI

Tue, 05 May 2026 18:00:00 -0000

Mark and Shane of The Topical Fruit Podcast breakdown all of the biggest and dumbest news of the day. Shane gives his AI update, Mark talks about the death of John Sterling, and Timothée Chalamet is accused of manspreading at the Knicks game.

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Dana White is Insane

Tue, 28 Apr 2026 16:50:00 -0000

Mark Maira and Shane Allen breakdown all of the biggest and the dumbest news of the day. There was an attack at the White House Correspondents' Dinner and Dana White said something insane after it plus people are still really into Michael Jackson.

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Raccoon Penis and AI Jesus

Tue, 21 Apr 2026 15:57:00 -0000

Mark and Shane breakdown all of the biggest and dumbest news of the day. RFK admits that he desecrated a raccoon carcass back in the day, there is an AI Jesus that people pay to get advice from, and did you know there is a civil war going on right now between chimps? Subscribe to the podcast!

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Closing The Strait of Hermione

Tue, 14 Apr 2026 17:34:00 -0000

Mark and Shane breakdown all of the biggest and dumbest news of the day. More trouble in Iran, President Trump posted an A.I. video of him as Jesus, and things Gen Z do not understand how to do.

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Big Government Gazongas

Tue, 07 Apr 2026 11:41:00 -0000

Mark and Shane breakdown all of the biggest news of the day. Former government officials have weird pictures coming out, they breakdown their Easter, and talk about AI.

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The 9-9-9 Challenge is Dead

Tue, 31 Mar 2026 04:47:00 -0000

Mark and Shane breakdown all of the biggest and dumbest news of the day. The 9-9-9 Challenge is dead, Kid Rock had something crazy happen to his home, and there's a way to track your farts.

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Meteors Hitting The Country

Mon, 23 Mar 2026 17:49:00 -0000

Mark and Shane breakdown all of the biggest and dumbest news of the day. Meteors are hitting the country, trends are dying out, and Costco CEO knows how to eat a hot dog.

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The Oscars

Tue, 17 Mar 2026 05:06:00 -0000

Mark and Shane breakdown all of the biggest and dumbest stories of the week. The Oscars were over the weekend, horny military guys are getting catfished, and The World Baseball Classic is almost over.

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World Baseball and World War

Tue, 10 Mar 2026 18:46:00 -0000

Mark and Shane breakdown all of the biggest and dumbest news of the day. The World Baseball Classic is in full swing, The World War is in full swing, plus the guys talk about etiquette that is going out of style.

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New War

Mon, 02 Mar 2026 18:11:00 -0000

Mark and Shane talk about the new war in the Middle East the United States is in, fallout from Olympic hockey, and a guy listing out all the chores he did at 8 years old.

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Men's Hockey Gold

Tue, 24 Feb 2026 13:49:00 -0000

Mark and Shane breakdown the biggest and the dumbest news stories of the day. The Men's Olympics Hockey team took home the gold, a racial slur was yelled at the BAFTAs, and AI is going nuts.

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Olympic Cheating

Mon, 16 Feb 2026 19:11:00 -0000

Mark Maira and Shane Allen breakdown all of the biggest and dumbest news of the day. Former President Obama said that aliens exist, a lot of cheating at The Olympics, and more Epstein Files were released.

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Bad Bunny Versus Kid Rock

Tue, 10 Feb 2026 17:46:00 -0000

Mark and Shane breakdown all of the biggest and dumbest news of the week. The guys give a detailed play-by-play of The Super Bowl including the halftime show and the secondary Kid Rock halftime show.

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Files Files Files

Mon, 02 Feb 2026 16:58:00 -0000

Mark Maira and Shane Allen breakdown all of the biggest and dumbest stories of the week on The Topical Fruit Podcast. A huge amount of Epstein Files were released, plus people want their phones to have different features, and the guys talk about The GRAMMYs.

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Oscar Nominees

Mon, 26 Jan 2026 19:17:00 -0000

Mark and Shane breakdown all of the biggest and dumbest news stories of the week. They talk about Oscar nominees, the shooting in Minneapolis, plus is "Sinners" as good as everyone says it is?

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Dancing in Dog Masks

Mon, 19 Jan 2026 16:10:00 -0000

Mark Maira and Shane Allen breakdown the biggest and dumbest news stories of the week. There was a weird gala at Mar-a-Lago that looks like furies were involved, plus what makes you a bad person, and the most overrated movies out there right now.

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Everything is Fine

Mon, 12 Jan 2026 19:03:00 -0000

Mark and Shane breakdown the biggest and dumbest news stories of the week. The guys talk NFL playoffs, the ICE shooting in Minnesota, and should you be giving your kids allowance? Subscribe to The Topical Fruit Podcast.

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Goodbye Stranger Things

Mon, 05 Jan 2026 17:36:00 -0000

Mark and Shane breakdown the biggest and dumbest stories of the week. Stranger Things wrapped up, the USA attacked Venezuela, plus did you know that the McRib doesn't have real rib meat in it?

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New Year and Weird 90s Movies

Tue, 30 Dec 2025 14:03:00 -0000

Mark and Shane breakdown the biggest and dumbest news stories of the day. Do you know what the biggest New Year's resolution is? Plus there's a new type of toy out there that never existed before. And some 90s movies shouldn't have been made.

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Rob Reiner Murdered

Tue, 16 Dec 2025 16:21:00 -0000

Mark Maira and Shane Allen breakdown all of the biggest and dumbest news of the day. In very sad news filmmaker Rob Reiner was murdered over the weekend and there was even more awful reaction and fallout from that. Plus at 44 years old Phillip Rivers played QB for the Colts after 5 years of retirement.

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Netflix and Warner Brothers

Mon, 08 Dec 2025 16:31:00 -0000

Mark Maira and Shane Allen breakdown all of the biggest and dumbest news of the day! Warner Brothers just bought Netflix, your dad loves you in a weird way, and the guys do not know what war crimes are. Subscribe wherever you get your podcasts!

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Holiday Food and Campbell's Soup

Mon, 01 Dec 2025 15:53:00 -0000

Mark and Shane talk about the biggest and dumbest news stories of the year. Like what KFC is serving people for the holidays, also big drama in the Campbell's Soup corporation, plus Flamin' Hot Cheetos is making some changes.

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Thanksgiving Sides

Mon, 24 Nov 2025 15:53:00 -0000

Mark Maira and Shane Allen talk all the dumbest and biggest news of the day. Thanksgiving is coming up and they've got the top ten sides for holiday. Plus you can buy cars on Amazon now and President Trump seems to have a new love.

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Sexy Emails and Getting Hurt Drunk

Mon, 17 Nov 2025 16:37:00 -0000

Mark Maira and Shane Allen breakdown all of the dumbest and biggest news of the day. Emails came out regarding the Epstein Files that have some bizarre details, plus the guys talk about the most dangerous things out there when you're drunk, and the worst places to eat at an airport.

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Passing Out Everywhere

Mon, 10 Nov 2025 16:10:00 -0000

Mark Maira and Shane Allen recap all of the biggest and dumbest news stories of the week. The guys breakdown the awkward moment a pharma executive passed out in the Oval Office. Plus did you know it isn't cool to use cash anymore? And there are some big things coming to Dancing With The Stars

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Is Grok Being a Weirdo?

Mon, 03 Nov 2025 13:36:00 -0000

Mark Maira and Shane Allen breakdown the biggest and dumbest news stories of the week. A monkey escaped in a Spirit Halloween store. The shutdown is causing people to lose SNAP benefits. Also Grok was caught being weird towards kids.

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The White House is Jacked Up

Tue, 28 Oct 2025 03:34:00 -0000

Mark and Shane breakdown the biggest and dumbest stories of the week on the Topical Fruit Podcast. The White House has been sort of demolished. Also did you know that Halloween is really lonely for a lot of people? Plus dentists have a weird way to avoid cavities by eating a ton of candy all at once.

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Why is There Erotic A.I.?

Mon, 20 Oct 2025 04:47:00 -0000

Mark Maira and Shane Allen breakdown the biggest and dumbest stories of the week. Like when President Trump tweeted out an A.I. video of him dropping feces on protestors. Plus Alec Baldwin had a bizarre response to getting into a car accident. On top of that A.I. is getting into the "erotica" business.

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Two Super Bowl Halftime Shows

Mon, 13 Oct 2025 03:45:00 -0000

Mark Maira and Shane Allen breakdown all of the biggest and dumbest stories of the week. Some are mad that Bad Bunny is performing at the Super Bowl so they created their own halftime show. Plus a former Jets QB got stabbed and it was kind of his fault. Also Jelly Roll thought he was going to die in his sleep.

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Taylor Swift's New Album

Mon, 06 Oct 2025 05:04:00 -0000

Mark Maira and Shane Allen breakdown the biggest and dumbest stories of the day. Taylor Swift dropped a brand new album "Life of a Showgirl". Also do you know which fast food restaurant has the fastest drive-thru time? Plus did you know that Gen Z drives in silence? Subscribe to The Topical Fruit Podcast.

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Kimmel is Back and Tylenol

Mon, 29 Sep 2025 04:49:00 -0000

Mark Maira and Shane Allen breakdown all of the dumbest and biggest news stories of the day. Jimmy Kimmel is back on the air after being taken off by ABC. Also President Trump is going after Tylenol. Plus you can make a ton of money just by watching scary movies. Subscribe to The Topical Fruit Podcast.

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Kimmel Off TV

Mon, 22 Sep 2025 03:51:00 -0000

Mark Maira and Shane Allen of The Topical Fruit Podcast talk about the biggest and dumbest stories of the week. The recap some action going in the NFL. Talk about Jimmy Kimmel getting taken off of TV, and Edward Sheeran saying no to performing a concert in space.

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Mountain Dew and Eating in Bed

Mon, 15 Sep 2025 04:23:00 -0000

Mark Maira and Shane Allen breakdown all of the biggest and dumbest news stories of the week. The guys talk about all of the reaction around the murder of Charlie Kirk. Plus Mountain Dew flavors might point to different tragedies over the last few decades. They also touch on the fact that A LOT of people are eating in bed... and cool with it. Subscribe to The Topical Fruit.

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Karen at Phillies Game

Mon, 08 Sep 2025 05:18:00 -0000

Mark Maira and Shane Allen of The Topical Fruit Podcast breakdown all of the biggest and dumbest stories of the day. Like the Karen who stole a homerun baseball from a kid at a Phillies game. Plus did you know that most people make huge decisions just based on their gut? Also Gen-Z apparently doesn't care about climbing a corporate ladder... and it's called "Lily Padding".

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Men Pummeling Men and Labubu

Tue, 02 Sep 2025 04:04:00 -0000

Mark and Shane of the Topical Fruit Podcast breakdown some of the biggest and dumbest stories of the week. NFL football kicks off this week. Plus there was a man discovered doing some really disgusting things at a Korn concert. On top of that people are running on all fours to workout. Also there are some new trends that are already out. Visit www.thetopicalfruit.com for more.

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Cracker Barrel and Male Cheerleaders

Mon, 25 Aug 2025 03:46:00 -0000

Mark Maira and Shane Allen breakdown the biggest and dumbest news of the week. The guys talk about Cracker Barrel getting a tony of backlash because of a logo change. Plus some people are made that the Minnesota Vikings now have male cheerleaders. Finally . . . did you know that you can by soup by the gallon at Olive Garden?

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Taylor Swift and Tickets to Weddings

Mon, 18 Aug 2025 04:10:00 -0000

Mark Maira and Shane Allen of The Topical Fruit Podcast breakdown all of the biggest and dumbest stories of the week. Taylor Swift had a big announcement on The New Heights podcast with Travis and Jason Kelce. Plus did you know that people are actually starting to sell tickets to their wedding? Also the show "Alien: Earth" might not be as good as so many people are saying. Subscribe at to The Topical Fruit Podcast!

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Lady Umps and "Sloppers"

Mon, 11 Aug 2025 02:38:00 -0000

Mark Maira and Shane Allen of The Topical Fruit Podcast talk some of the biggest and dumbest stories of the week. The MLB had it's very first women umpire and her first call was... not great. Also the movie "Weapons" had an amazing weekend at the box office. Plus did you know that if you use AI too much the slur people use for you is "sloppers"?

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Fitness Test and Happy Gilmore

Mon, 04 Aug 2025 03:44:00 -0000

Mark Maira and Shane Allen breakdown Happy Gilmore 2 and all of the good and bad reviews for it. Plus President Trump has brought back the Presidential Fitness Test to high school students. On top of all that we have the rankings of the best NFL teams to ever exist. Subscribe to The Topical Fruit Podcast.

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RIP Hogan and Ozzy

Mon, 28 Jul 2025 05:36:00 -0000

The guys talk about Hulk Hogan and Ozzy Osbourne passing away this week. Plus would you ever leave your spouse for $1 million? They also touch on The Fantastic 4 movie and some weird Pedro Pascale behavior that people have been calling out online.

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CEO Cheating at Coldplay Concert

Mon, 21 Jul 2025 03:57:00 -0000

Mark Maira and Shane Allen breakdown all of the dumbest news of the day on the Topical Fruit Podcast. A CEO was caught cheating on his wife at a Coldplay concert. Also did you know that people want to have a mean boss? And they talk about just how many pounds of French fries Americans eat a year.

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Snack Wraps and Alligator Alcatraz

Mon, 14 Jul 2025 04:56:00 -0000

Mark Maira and Shane of The Topical Fruit podcast bring you all the best and dumbest stories of the week. Snack Wraps are back at McDonald's and the list of the Top Ten Cereals is officially out. Plus Fyre Festival is for sale on eBay. Check out more at www.TheTopicalFruit.com

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America, Glizzys, and Pool Jets

Mon, 07 Jul 2025 03:57:00 -0000

Mark Maira and Shane Allen of The Topical Fruit Podcast breakdown some controversy that happened at this year's Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition. Plus the biggest and best 4th of July foods. Also they go through the list of things you know how to do that have disappeared off of this Earth.

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Blue's Clues and Hot Milk

Mon, 30 Jun 2025 03:55:00 -0000

Mark Maira and Shane Allen give you all the biggest stories from The Topical Fruit. Like did you know Steve from Blue's Clues is starting a podcast. Also milk might be for you than water during a massive heatwave. Plus the guys talk all about Love Island USA Season 7.

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Low Rise Jeans and Parents Getting Sued

Mon, 23 Jun 2025 03:49:00 -0000

Mark Maira and Shane Allen breakdown the biggest and dumbest stories of the week. From Iran getting bombed, game 7 of the NBA finals, and even the new documentary about the Titan submersible that imploded two years ago. Plus what are modern trends that we will 100% be regretting a few years from now? Check out all of the biggest stories at www.thetopicalfruit.com

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Nude Beaches and Helicopter Confessions

Mon, 16 Jun 2025 03:44:00 -0000

Mark Maira and Shane Allen talk about the biggest and dumbest stories of the week. Did you know a helicopter reporter was caught on a live mic in the air talking about his depressing life? Plus nudists are breaking down the unwritten rules when visiting a nude beach. People are actually out there dating A.I. chatbots. Catch up on everything that happened last week with Mark and Shane on the Topical Fruit Podcast.

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Come try The Topical Fruit

Tue, 10 Jun 2025 19:14:00 -0000

Mark Maira and Shane Allen take on the biggest and dumbest stories of the week and breakdown every viral moment. Finally, two dudes in their mid to late thirties decided to make a podcast. Two of the funniest guys in podcasting will be making fun of everything you saw this week and everything that will be trending next week.

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