Baltimorons http://bmorons.com en Copyright WALT FM LLC Baltimorons is Baseball Things, considered. An always passionate, frequently irreverent, and occasionally factual weekly romp through the wild world of O's baseball, adulthood, fandom in general. Join hosts Sam Dingman and Alan Smith, expatriate Birdbrains clinging to their orange torch in the wilds of New York City, as they marvel at the endless wonders of the cosmic narrative, from Baltimore to Brooklyn and beyond. https://megaphone.imgix.net/podcasts/b58c58cc-754e-11ec-a487-93fe565721b3/image/baltimorons3000.png?ixlib=rails-4.3.1&max-w=3000&max-h=3000&fit=crop&auto=format,compress Baltimorons http://bmorons.com no episodic The Home of the All-Weather Fan Sam Dingman & Alan Smith Baltimorons is Baseball Things, considered. An always passionate, frequently irreverent, and occasionally factual weekly romp through the wild world of O's baseball, adulthood, fandom in general. Join hosts Sam Dingman and Alan Smith, expatriate Birdbrains clinging to their orange torch in the wilds of New York City, as they marvel at the endless wonders of the cosmic narrative, from Baltimore to Brooklyn and beyond. Baltimorons is Baseball Things, considered. An always passionate, frequently irreverent, and occasionally factual weekly romp through the wild world of O's baseball, adulthood, fandom in general. Join hosts Sam Dingman and Alan Smith, expatriate Birdbrains clinging to their orange torch in the wilds of New York City, as they marvel at the endless wonders of the cosmic narrative, from Baltimore to Brooklyn and beyond.

]]> Sam Dingman samdingman@gmail.com 2025 Nickname Audit Is it an episode, or a bloodletting...or BOTH?! Featuring your hosts alongside special guests Jake English and the Honorable (Not) Aaron Judge Markovich. Fri, 25 Apr 2025 16:31:00 -0000 full Sam Dingman & Alan Smith Is it an episode, or a bloodletting...or BOTH?! Featuring your hosts alongside special guests Jake English and the Honorable (Not) Aaron Judge Markovich. Is it an episode, or a bloodletting...or BOTH?! Featuring your hosts alongside special guests Jake English and the Honorable (Not) Aaron Judge Markovich.

]]> 5505 Puttanesca Mascarpone Due process is a strange and heavy meal. Fri, 31 May 2024 03:05:51 -0000 full Sam Dingman & Alan Smith Due process is a strange and heavy meal. Due process is a strange and heavy meal. Due process is a strange and heavy meal.

]]> 2923 2024 Nickname Extravaganza! Oh dear we recorded this before Baumann got DFA'd and traded! Featuring the triumphant return of Judge Marko, aka The Unguffable! Thu, 23 May 2024 05:41:01 -0000 full Sam Dingman & Alan Smith Oh dear we recorded this before Baumann got DFA'd and traded! Oh dear we recorded this before Baumann got DFA'd and traded! Featuring the triumphant return of Judge Marko, aka The Unguffable! Oh dear we recorded this before Baumann got DFA'd and traded! Featuring the triumphant return of Judge Marko, aka The Unguffable!

]]> 3644 The Blues In which Alan and Sam consider the possibility of an umpire conspiracy, and recognize that, as usual, our suspicions are a reflection of our deep-seated inferiority complex. Wed, 08 May 2024 02:40:04 -0000 full Sam Dingman & Alan Smith In which Alan and Sam consider the possibility of an umpire conspiracy, and recognize that, as usual, our suspicions are a reflection of our deep-seated inferiority complex. In which Alan and Sam consider the possibility of an umpire conspiracy, and recognize that, as usual, our suspicions are a reflection of our deep-seated inferiority complex. In which Alan and Sam consider the possibility of an umpire conspiracy, and recognize that, as usual, our suspicions are a reflection of our deep-seated inferiority complex.

]]> 2920 Happy Hollid'oh! In which some unfortunate predictions fail to come true, but various silver linings still shimmer! Fri, 26 Apr 2024 22:21:01 -0000 full Sam Dingman & Alan Smith In which some unfortunate predictions fail to come true, but various silver linings still shimmer! In which some unfortunate predictions fail to come true, but various silver linings still shimmer! In which some unfortunate predictions fail to come true, but various silver linings still shimmer!

]]> 2983 Nick News There's a new Nick in town, and the Baltimorons are unexpectedly bullish. PLUS: did you know Johnny Cueto was still throwing baseballs? Would you like him to throw baseballs...for us?! Fri, 09 Feb 2024 17:51:59 -0000 full Sam Dingman & Alan Smith There's a new Nick in town, and the Baltimorons are unexpectedly bullish. There's a new Nick in town, and the Baltimorons are unexpectedly bullish. PLUS: did you know Johnny Cueto was still throwing baseballs? Would you like him to throw baseballs...for us?! There's a new Nick in town, and the Baltimorons are unexpectedly bullish. PLUS: did you know Johnny Cueto was still throwing baseballs? Would you like him to throw baseballs...for us?!

]]> 3385 Exeunt Chameleon A requiem for the highs and lows of the Angelos era, and some semi-reckless speculation about what fandom might feel like under the Rubenstein Regime. Fri, 02 Feb 2024 17:18:36 -0000 full Sam Dingman & Alan Smith A requiem for the highs and lows of the Angelos era, and some semi-reckless speculation about what fandom will look like under the Rubenstein Regime. A requiem for the highs and lows of the Angelos era, and some semi-reckless speculation about what fandom might feel like under the Rubenstein Regime. A requiem for the highs and lows of the Angelos era, and some semi-reckless speculation about what fandom might feel like under the Rubenstein Regime.

]]> 3120 TMB No. 3: O's vs A's - 8/26/1996 - THE THRILLING CONCLUSION It's 10-10 going in to the 10th! The atmosphere is numerologically fortuitous! The time is nigh for Orioles Magic! But can the Birds (and the Morons) deliver?! Watch along with us here! Fri, 19 Jan 2024 16:18:13 -0000 full Sam Dingman & Alan Smith It's 10-10 going in to the 10th! The atmosphere is numerologically fortuitous! The time is nigh for Orioles Magic! But can the Birds (and the Morons) deliver?! It's 10-10 going in to the 10th! The atmosphere is numerologically fortuitous! The time is nigh for Orioles Magic! But can the Birds (and the Morons) deliver?! Watch along with us here! It's 10-10 going in to the 10th! The atmosphere is numerologically fortuitous! The time is nigh for Orioles Magic! But can the Birds (and the Morons) deliver?! Watch along with us here!

]]> 2329 Self-Own (In A Good Way) The Morons are joined by Anthony Fiume, Alan's partner-in-witchcraft at Football Club Group, which aims to make good on the original promise of Baltimorons: community ownership of a pro sports team. Fri, 12 Jan 2024 19:49:43 -0000 full Sam Dingman & Alan Smith The Morons are joined by Anthony Fiume, Alan's partner-in-witchcraft at Football Club Group, which aims to make good on the original promise of Baltimorons: community ownership of a pro sports team. The Morons are joined by Anthony Fiume, Alan's partner-in-witchcraft at Football Club Group, which aims to make good on the original promise of Baltimorons: community ownership of a pro sports team. The Morons are joined by Anthony Fiume, Alan's partner-in-witchcraft at Football Club Group, which aims to make good on the original promise of Baltimorons: community ownership of a pro sports team.

]]> 2788 How to Count Beans The potentially seismic impact of the Yamamoto contract, and potential new names for Oriole Park at Camden Yards. Fri, 22 Dec 2023 18:10:34 -0000 full Sam Dingman & Alan Smith The potentially seismic impact of the Yamamoto contract, and potential new names for Oriole Park at Camden Yards. The potentially seismic impact of the Yamamoto contract, and potential new names for Oriole Park at Camden Yards. The potentially seismic impact of the Yamamoto contract, and potential new names for Oriole Park at Camden Yards.

]]> 2565 Slow News Day What a boring week! Not much to talk about, really. JK WTF IS THE CARLYLE GROUP WHAT IS HAPPENING IS THIS REAL LIFE Fri, 08 Dec 2023 21:35:14 -0000 full Sam Dingman & Alan Smith What a boring week! Not much to talk about, really. What a boring week! Not much to talk about, really. JK WTF IS THE CARLYLE GROUP WHAT IS HAPPENING IS THIS REAL LIFE What a boring week! Not much to talk about, really. JK WTF IS THE CARLYLE GROUP WHAT IS HAPPENING IS THIS REAL LIFE

]]> 2317 Winter Bleatings We try to figure out what, if anything, Mike Elias might do next week. Fri, 01 Dec 2023 21:30:18 -0000 full Sam Dingman & Alan Smith We try to figure out what, if anything, Mike Elias might do next week. We try to figure out what, if anything, Mike Elias might do next week. We try to figure out what, if anything, Mike Elias might do next week.

]]> 2661 TMB No. 2: Orioles vs. Athletics, ct'd The thrilling (?) conclusion to our recap of the Orioles' 8/26/1996 tilt against the Oakland Athletics, featuring stunning geopolitical revelations, Strange But True Mel Proctor Facts, and heaved felines! Watch along with us here. Fri, 10 Nov 2023 16:21:33 -0000 full Sam Dingman & Alan Smith The thrilling (?) conclusion to our recap of the Orioles' 8/26/1996 tilt against the Oakland Athletics. The thrilling (?) conclusion to our recap of the Orioles' 8/26/1996 tilt against the Oakland Athletics, featuring stunning geopolitical revelations, Strange But True Mel Proctor Facts, and heaved felines! Watch along with us here. The thrilling (?) conclusion to our recap of the Orioles' 8/26/1996 tilt against the Oakland Athletics, featuring stunning geopolitical revelations, Strange But True Mel Proctor Facts, and heaved felines! Watch along with us here.

]]> 3639 Time Machine Baseball No. 1: Orioles vs. Athletics, 8/26/1996 The Morons travel back in time to 1996, a time of tighter pants, looser PED restrictions, and sweeter swings from Orioles first basemen. Watch along with us! Thu, 09 Nov 2023 16:38:00 -0000 full Sam Dingman & Alan Smith The Morons travel back in time to 1996, a time of tighter pants, looser PED restrictions, and sweeter swings from Orioles first basemen. The Morons travel back in time to 1996, a time of tighter pants, looser PED restrictions, and sweeter swings from Orioles first basemen. Watch along with us! The Morons travel back in time to 1996, a time of tighter pants, looser PED restrictions, and sweeter swings from Orioles first basemen. Watch along with us!

]]> 4062 The "Arr" not the "Ooh" The title will make sense at the end! Speaking of the end...let's talk about the glooming peace of the 2023 Baltimore Orioles endgame, shall we? Fri, 20 Oct 2023 15:37:16 -0000 full Sam Dingman & Alan Smith The title will make sense at the end! Speaking of the end...let's talk about the glooming peace of the 2023 Baltimore Orioles endgame, shall we? The title will make sense at the end! Speaking of the end...let's talk about the glooming peace of the 2023 Baltimore Orioles endgame, shall we? The title will make sense at the end! Speaking of the end...let's talk about the glooming peace of the 2023 Baltimore Orioles endgame, shall we?

]]> 1924 Nashville Chicken Organizers Bill Marker and Andy Ellis join the Baltimorons to discuss the most dangerous game. Sat, 07 Oct 2023 10:00:00 -0000 full Sam Dingman & Alan Smith Organizers Bill Marker and Andy Ellis join the Baltimorons to discuss the most dangerous game. Organizers Bill Marker and Andy Ellis join the Baltimorons to discuss the most dangerous game. Organizers Bill Marker and Andy Ellis join the Baltimorons to discuss the most dangerous game.

]]> 3365 What A Night! Sam and Alan exult, consider John Angelos's Barnum-esque tactics, and engage in fervid speculation about the postseason rotation. Sat, 30 Sep 2023 05:07:05 -0000 full Sam Dingman & Alan Smith Sam and Alan exult, consider John Angelos's Barnum-esque tactics, and engage in fervid speculation about the postseason rotation. Sam and Alan exult, consider John Angelos's Barnum-esque tactics, and engage in fervid speculation about the postseason rotation. Sam and Alan exult, consider John Angelos's Barnum-esque tactics, and engage in fervid speculation about the postseason rotation.

]]> 2198 To Prognosticate or to ProgNOTsticate In which we panic about the bullpen and question the impulse to predict the future. Join us for our 9/26 livestream on Twitch! Fri, 22 Sep 2023 15:42:39 -0000 full Sam Dingman & Alan Smith In which we panic about the bullpen and question the impulse to predict the future. In which we panic about the bullpen and question the impulse to predict the future. Join us for our 9/26 livestream on Twitch! In which we panic about the bullpen and question the impulse to predict the future. Join us for our 9/26 livestream on Twitch!

]]> 3850 A Simpleton's Mindset Sam and Alan talk about living entire lifetimes between pitches, waiting for the punch, and pondering the unthinkable. Fri, 15 Sep 2023 15:41:28 -0000 full Sam Dingman & Alan Smith Sam and Alan talk about living entire lifetimes between pitches, waiting for the punch, and pondering the unthinkable. Sam and Alan talk about living entire lifetimes between pitches, waiting for the punch, and pondering the unthinkable. Sam and Alan talk about living entire lifetimes between pitches, waiting for the punch, and pondering the unthinkable.

]]> 2402 Waiver Favors The absurdity of the new waiver system, a bold Tyler Wells prediction, and a provocative question about ballet. And check out Sam's Jon Miller doc on Apple Podcasts or Spotify! Fri, 01 Sep 2023 17:18:06 -0000 full Sam Dingman & Alan Smith The absurdity of the new waiver system, a bold Tyler Wells prediction, and a provocative question about ballet. The absurdity of the new waiver system, a bold Tyler Wells prediction, and a provocative question about ballet. And check out Sam's Jon Miller doc on Apple Podcasts or Spotify! The absurdity of the new waiver system, a bold Tyler Wells prediction, and a provocative question about ballet. And check out Sam's Jon Miller doc on Apple Podcasts or Spotify!

]]> 2640 Post Traumatic Springer Disorder Sam and Alan try to figure out how many times we've actually played the Blue Jays. PLUS: Webb gems, Angel tears, White Sox mysteries, and a homecoming for Mr. Jones. Fri, 25 Aug 2023 19:58:45 -0000 full Sam Dingman & Alan Smith Sam and Alan try to figure out how many times we've actually played the Blue Jays. Sam and Alan try to figure out how many times we've actually played the Blue Jays. PLUS: Webb gems, Angel tears, White Sox mysteries, and a homecoming for Mr. Jones. Sam and Alan try to figure out how many times we've actually played the Blue Jays. PLUS: Webb gems, Angel tears, White Sox mysteries, and a homecoming for Mr. Jones.

]]> 2235 Hot Hands Dean Kremer learns how to pitch, the bats go up in smoke, and the Eye of Sauron sweeps wildly across our broken land. Fri, 18 Aug 2023 15:24:37 -0000 Hot Hands full Sam Dingman & Alan Smith Dean Kremer learns how to pitch, the bats go up in smoke, and the Eye of Sauron sweeps wildly across our broken land. Dean Kremer learns how to pitch, the bats go up in smoke, and the Eye of Sauron sweeps wildly across our broken land. Dean Kremer learns how to pitch, the bats go up in smoke, and the Eye of Sauron sweeps wildly across our broken land.

]]> 3596 Ange-lows Sam and Alan bemoan John Angelos's remarkable accurate Donald Trump impression, and reflect on the silver linings of the Houston series. Fri, 11 Aug 2023 17:53:39 -0000 Ange-lows full Sam Dingman & Alan Smith Sam and Alan bemoan John Angelos's remarkable accurate Donald Trump impression, and reflect on the silver linings of the Houston series. Sam and Alan bemoan John Angelos's remarkable accurate Donald Trump impression, and reflect on the silver linings of the Houston series. Sam and Alan bemoan John Angelos's remarkable accurate Donald Trump impression, and reflect on the silver linings of the Houston series.

]]> 1467 For Whom the Belle Tolls The Baltimorons reminisce about the Buck-wild Oriole teams of yesteryear, and how the past is always present. Fri, 04 Aug 2023 21:37:11 -0000 full Sam Dingman & Alan Smith Not a title repeat, we promise! The Baltimorons reminisce about the Buck-wild Oriole teams of yesteryear, and how the past is always present. The Baltimorons reminisce about the Buck-wild Oriole teams of yesteryear, and how the past is always present.

]]> 1778 For Whom the Bellinger Tolls A customarily well-informed series of takes on morals and the trade deadline. Fri, 28 Jul 2023 21:36:54 -0000 full Sam Dingman & Alan Smith A customarily well-informed series of takes on morals and the trade deadline. A customarily well-informed series of takes on morals and the trade deadline. A customarily well-informed series of takes on morals and the trade deadline.

]]> 3015 Core Competencies?! What are we, good now? What is this? How do we...what's happening? Fri, 21 Jul 2023 20:21:27 -0000 Core Competencies?! full Sam Dingman & Alan Smith What are we, good now? What is this? How do we...what's happening? What are we, good now? What is this? How do we...what's happening? What are we, good now? What is this? How do we...what's happening?

]]> 2262 Three Ryans In A Trenchcoat Your Morons try to figure out if we can create One Ryan To Rule Them All, and also whether or not we should trade...anybody? Mon, 10 Jul 2023 05:08:55 -0000 Three Ryans In A Trenchcoat full Sam Dingman & Alan Smith Your Morons try to figure out if we can create One Ryan To Rule Them All, and also whether or not we should trade...anybody? Your Morons try to figure out if we can create One Ryan To Rule Them All, and also whether or not we should trade...anybody? Your Morons try to figure out if we can create One Ryan To Rule Them All, and also whether or not we should trade...anybody?

]]> 2419 Who Are We Tho What kind of team is this, anyway? Halfway through the 2023 season, your humble hosts are still not entirely sure.  Sat, 24 Jun 2023 04:13:06 -0000 full Sam Dingman & Alan Smith What kind of team is this, anyway? Halfway through the 2023 season, your humble hosts are still not entirely sure. What kind of team is this, anyway? Halfway through the 2023 season, your humble hosts are still not entirely sure.  What kind of team is this, anyway? Halfway through the 2023 season, your humble hosts are still not entirely sure. 

]]> 2783 Bit of a Wobble Suddenly the bullpen is A Concern! PLUS: The Westburg Conspiracy. We investigate. Fri, 09 Jun 2023 17:07:50 -0000 full Sam Dingman & Alan Smith Wait, so...we're not trading for Chapman, right? Suddenly the bullpen is A Concern! PLUS: The Westburg Conspiracy. We investigate. Suddenly the bullpen is A Concern! PLUS: The Westburg Conspiracy. We investigate.

]]> 2395 Are We Still Doing This? Notes on bullpen management, platoon advantages and disadvantages, and bigotry. Fri, 02 Jun 2023 15:00:00 -0000 full Sam Dingman & Alan Smith Notes on bullpen management, platoon advantages and disadvantages, and bigotry. Notes on bullpen management, platoon advantages and disadvantages, and bigotry. Notes on bullpen management, platoon advantages and disadvantages, and bigotry.

]]> 2753 The Tent is Big Sam reports back from a revelatory trip to the Bronx. Fri, 26 May 2023 15:30:00 -0000 full Sam Dingman & Alan Smith Nate McLouth, dude. Nate McLouth. Sam reports back from a revelatory trip to the Bronx. Sam reports back from a revelatory trip to the Bronx.

]]> 1719 Meta-Commentary Boo shame, unexpected rotation excitement, and a lament for The Gaus. Fri, 19 May 2023 17:30:00 -0000 full Sam Dingman & Alan Smith Boo shame, unexpected rotation excitement, and a lament for The Gaus. Boo shame, unexpected rotation excitement, and a lament for The Gaus. Boo shame, unexpected rotation excitement, and a lament for The Gaus.

]]> 2924 Disco Cano We try to avoid getting too excited about Yennier Cano, and get somewhat dour about Felix Bautista. Plus: Remember Some Guys - Brian Matusz edition. Fri, 12 May 2023 16:30:00 -0000 full Sam Dingman & Alan Smith If these trends continue... We try to avoid getting too excited about Yennier Cano, and get somewhat dour about Felix Bautista. Plus: Remember Some Guys - Brian Matusz edition. We try to avoid getting too excited about Yennier Cano, and get somewhat dour about Felix Bautista. Plus: Remember Some Guys - Brian Matusz edition.

]]> 2059 Let Mike Cook! In which we reach the uncomfortable conclusion that Mike Elias may, in fact, know what he's doing. Fri, 21 Apr 2023 22:10:02 -0000 full Sam Dingman & Alan Smith In which we reach the uncomfortable conclusion that Mike Elias may, in fact, know what he's doing. In which we reach the uncomfortable conclusion that Mike Elias may, in fact, know what he's doing. In which we reach the uncomfortable conclusion that Mike Elias may, in fact, know what he's doing.

]]> 2969 2023 Nickname Audit: Make Me a Homer Who Flies From Mountcastle In which we compare Ryan Mountcastle to Bonnie Raitt, Ryan O'Hearn to Martin Scorsese, and while we're at it, also cast an evil spell on Gunnar Henderson. In other words, a typically well-planned, thoughtfully constructed, and flawlessly executed Nickname Episode - featuring, as always, considered adjudication from the Right Honorable Judge Marko. Fri, 14 Apr 2023 21:52:36 -0000 full Sam Dingman & Alan Smith In which we compare Ryan Mountcastle to Bonnie Raitt, Ryan O'Hearn to Martin Scorsese, and cast an evil spell on Gunnar Henderson. In which we compare Ryan Mountcastle to Bonnie Raitt, Ryan O'Hearn to Martin Scorsese, and while we're at it, also cast an evil spell on Gunnar Henderson. In other words, a typically well-planned, thoughtfully constructed, and flawlessly executed Nickname Episode - featuring, as always, considered adjudication from the Right Honorable Judge Marko. In which we compare Ryan Mountcastle to Bonnie Raitt, Ryan O'Hearn to Martin Scorsese, and while we're at it, also cast an evil spell on Gunnar Henderson. In other words, a typically well-planned, thoughtfully constructed, and flawlessly executed Nickname Episode - featuring, as always, considered adjudication from the Right Honorable Judge Marko.

]]> 4354 Cromulent Pitching An in-depth psychological profile of the Orioles clubhouse mentality, and a note of cautious optimism about Grayson Rodriguez. Fri, 07 Apr 2023 18:09:36 -0000 full Sam Dingman & Alan Smith An in-depth psychological profile of the Orioles clubhouse mentality, with notes of cautious optimism about Grayson Rodriguez. An in-depth psychological profile of the Orioles clubhouse mentality, and a note of cautious optimism about Grayson Rodriguez. An in-depth psychological profile of the Orioles clubhouse mentality, and a note of cautious optimism about Grayson Rodriguez.

]]> 2837 Off the Grid The Morons are back and better than ever (low bar)! We talk pace of play, Adley's historic quest for a 1.000 batting average, and adjusting our beer regimen in this brisk and brave new world. Fri, 31 Mar 2023 17:45:00 -0000 full Sam Dingman & Alan Smith The Morons are back and better than ever (low bar)! The Morons are back and better than ever (low bar)! We talk pace of play, Adley's historic quest for a 1.000 batting average, and adjusting our beer regimen in this brisk and brave new world. The Morons are back and better than ever (low bar)! We talk pace of play, Adley's historic quest for a 1.000 batting average, and adjusting our beer regimen in this brisk and brave new world.

]]> 2389 All-Weather? In the wake of the Mancini and Lopez trades, we ponder whether or not we can truly claim the moniker of all-weather fans. Mon, 08 Aug 2022 19:55:05 -0000 All-Weather? full Sam Dingman & Alan Smith In the wake of the Mancini and Lopez trades, we ponder whether or not we can truly claim the moniker of all-weather fans. In the wake of the Mancini and Lopez trades, we ponder whether or not we can truly claim the moniker of all-weather fans. In the wake of the Mancini and Lopez trades, we ponder whether or not we can truly claim the moniker of all-weather fans.

]]> 3014 2022 Orioles Nickname Audit The Right Honorable Judge Marko returns to the broadcast booth to contend with Sam and Alan's firehouse of nickname guffery in this, the definitive listing of nicknames for your 2022 Baltimore Orioles. Fri, 15 Apr 2022 10:00:00 -0000 full Sam Dingman & Alan Smith It's back! And more cringe-inducing than ever! The Right Honorable Judge Marko returns to the broadcast booth to contend with Sam and Alan's firehouse of nickname guffery in this, the definitive listing of nicknames for your 2022 Baltimore Orioles. The Right Honorable Judge Marko returns to the broadcast booth to contend with Sam and Alan's firehouse of nickname guffery in this, the definitive listing of nicknames for your 2022 Baltimore Orioles.

]]> 3668 The Joc Standard Sam and Alan try to process Joc Pederson's displeasure with the Orioles' ownership. Sat, 26 Mar 2022 16:17:11 -0000 The Joc Standard full Sam Dingman & Alan Smith Sam and Alan try to process Joc Pederson's displeasure with the Orioles' ownership. Sam and Alan try to process Joc Pederson's displeasure with the Orioles' ownership. Sam and Alan try to process Joc Pederson's displeasure with the Orioles' ownership.

]]> 2903 How Stupid Indeed? Alan and Sam ponder our grave national obsession with oligarchy - which is, as usual, very related to Baltimore Orioles baseball, we swear. Sat, 19 Mar 2022 18:29:12 -0000 How Stupid Indeed? full Sam Dingman & Alan Smith Alan and Sam ponder our grave national obsession with oligarchy - which is, as usual, very related to Baltimore Orioles baseball, we swear. Alan and Sam ponder our grave national obsession with oligarchy - which is, as usual, very related to Baltimore Orioles baseball, we swear. Alan and Sam ponder our grave national obsession with oligarchy - which is, as usual, very related to Baltimore Orioles baseball, we swear.

]]> 1174 GOAT Mountain The Morons celebrate the original groundhog, Don Buford, consider the legacy of Brady (not the one you're thinking of), and cower in fear at the speed of Miguel Cabrera's hands. Got thoughts? Tweet 'em: @bmorons. Thanks for listening! Thu, 03 Feb 2022 19:50:00 -0000 GOAT Mountain full Sam Dingman & Alan Smith The Morons celebrate the original groundhog, Don Buford, consider the legacy of Brady (not the one you're thinking of), and cower in fear at the speed of Miguel Cabrera's hands. The Morons celebrate the original groundhog, Don Buford, consider the legacy of Brady (not the one you're thinking of), and cower in fear at the speed of Miguel Cabrera's hands. Got thoughts? Tweet 'em: @bmorons. Thanks for listening! The Morons celebrate the original groundhog, Don Buford, consider the legacy of Brady (not the one you're thinking of), and cower in fear at the speed of Miguel Cabrera's hands. Got thoughts? Tweet 'em: @bmorons. Thanks for listening!

]]> 2845 Gyllenhaal of Famers The Morons try to figure out why fans tend to sympathize with owners during labor disputes, and then remember that the answer is a deep-rooted American rot that can probably never be resolved! PLUS: Alan requests your submissions on A Thing (no it's not the Nickname Episode, but stay tuned for updates on that!). Tue, 25 Jan 2022 11:00:00 -0000 full Sam Dingman & Alan Smith The Morons try to figure out why fans tend to sympathize with owners, and then remember that the answer is a deep-rooted American rot that can probably never be resolved! PLUS: a brief cameo from Alan's daughter. The Morons try to figure out why fans tend to sympathize with owners during labor disputes, and then remember that the answer is a deep-rooted American rot that can probably never be resolved! PLUS: Alan requests your submissions on A Thing (no it's not the Nickname Episode, but stay tuned for updates on that!). The Morons try to figure out why fans tend to sympathize with owners during labor disputes, and then remember that the answer is a deep-rooted American rot that can probably never be resolved! PLUS: Alan requests your submissions on A Thing (no it's not the Nickname Episode, but stay tuned for updates on that!).

]]> 2813 Cron Darling The Morons return with a series of unfortunate updates on the state of sports ownership, the legacy of Nick Markakis, and their recent discovery of podcasting's market inefficiency. Fri, 14 Jan 2022 21:29:31 -0000 full Sam Dingman & Alan Smith The Morons return with a series of unfortunate updates on the state of sports ownership and the legacy of Nick Markakis, as well as their recent discovery of podcasting's market inefficiency. The Morons return with a series of unfortunate updates on the state of sports ownership, the legacy of Nick Markakis, and their recent discovery of podcasting's market inefficiency. The Morons return with a series of unfortunate updates on the state of sports ownership, the legacy of Nick Markakis, and their recent discovery of podcasting's market inefficiency.

]]> 2801 A Crane in the Bay - Part 1 https://baltimorons.libsyn.com/a-crane-in-the-bay-part-1 Introducing the first episode in a Baltimore-centric audio documentary murder mystery that Sam recently released as part of the new season of Family Ghosts. When a man goes missing from his office in Curtis Bay in 1987, his daughter sets off on a 25-year quest to figure out what happened to him. If you like what you hear, find Parts 2 and 3 in the main Family Ghosts feed! Wed, 17 Feb 2021 10:00:00 -0000 A Crane in the Bay - Part 1 full Sam Dingman & Alan Smith A murder mystery set in Baltimore from one half of your wayward hosting team. Introducing the first episode in a Baltimore-centric audio documentary murder mystery that Sam recently released as part of the new season of Family Ghosts. When a man goes missing from his office in Curtis Bay in 1987, his daughter sets off on a 25-year quest to figure out what happened to him. If you like what you hear, find Parts 2 and 3 in the main Family Ghosts feed! 2049 no SWAMP MONSTER https://baltimorons.libsyn.com/swamp-monster Have we already had an episode called "Swamp Monster?" That feels likely. WHAT TO DO WITH CHRIS DAVIS, FRIENDS? We talk about it. Also, in a typically unconvoluted manner, we discuss The Nature of True Progress, and why the 2019 Orioles are IT, BABY. Wed, 10 Apr 2019 23:11:24 -0000 full Sam Dingman & Alan Smith Have we already had an episode called "Swamp Monster?" That feels likely. WHAT TO DO WITH CHRIS DAVIS, FRIENDS? We talk about it. Also, in a typically unconvoluted manner, we discuss The Nature of True Progress, and why the 2019 Orioles are IT, BABY. Have we already had an episode called "Swamp Monster?" That feels likely. WHAT TO DO WITH CHRIS DAVIS, FRIENDS? We talk about it. Also, in a typically unconvoluted manner, we discuss The Nature of True Progress, and why the 2019 Orioles are IT, BABY. Have we already had an episode called "Swamp Monster?" That feels likely. WHAT TO DO WITH CHRIS DAVIS, FRIENDS? We talk about it. Also, in a typically unconvoluted manner, we discuss The Nature of True Progress, and why the 2019 Orioles are IT, BABY.

]]> 3868 no WE (AND ALSO THE ORIOLES) ARE BAD AT THIS https://baltimorons.libsyn.com/we-and-also-the-orioles-are-bad-at-this Your favorite sporadically-produced podcast about your favorite sporadically-talented team is...well, not back, really, but here is a new episode, of a kind. The questions: who had the worse 2018 - Donald Trump or the Orioles? And should ballparks be more like the Alamo Drafthouse? Thu, 28 Mar 2019 17:58:28 -0000 full Sam Dingman & Alan Smith Your favorite sporadically-produced podcast about your favorite sporadically-talented team is...well, not back, really, but here is a new episode, of a kind. The questions: who had the worse 2018 - Donald Trump or the Orioles? And should ballparks be... Your favorite sporadically-produced podcast about your favorite sporadically-talented team is...well, not back, really, but here is a new episode, of a kind. The questions: who had the worse 2018 - Donald Trump or the Orioles? And should ballparks be more like the Alamo Drafthouse? Your favorite sporadically-produced podcast about your favorite sporadically-talented team is...well, not back, really, but here is a new episode, of a kind. The questions: who had the worse 2018 - Donald Trump or the Orioles? And should ballparks be more like the Alamo Drafthouse?

]]> 3503 no 2017 Orioles Nickname Audit https://baltimorons.libsyn.com/2017-orioles-nickname-audit Once again: dozens of horrible puns, half-baked explanations, and crackpot political theories. Plus: JT Gwozdz with actual good ideas. Mon, 22 May 2017 05:34:56 -0000 full Sam Dingman & Alan Smith Once again: dozens of horrible puns, half-baked explanations, and crackpot political theories. Plus: JT Gwozdz with actual good ideas. Once again: dozens of horrible puns, half-baked explanations, and crackpot political theories. Plus: JT Gwozdz with actual good ideas. Once again: dozens of horrible puns, half-baked explanations, and crackpot political theories. Plus: JT Gwozdz with actual good ideas.

]]> 3929 no A Slight Return https://baltimorons.libsyn.com/a-slight-return Is it safe to podcast again? Why do we baseball in Trump's America? Should Dylan Bundy throw the cutter? Argh. Thu, 09 Mar 2017 18:38:15 -0000 full Sam Dingman & Alan Smith Is it safe to podcast again? Why do we baseball in Trump's America? Should Dylan Bundy throw the cutter? Argh. Is it safe to podcast again? Why do we baseball in Trump's America? Should Dylan Bundy throw the cutter? Argh. Is it safe to podcast again? Why do we baseball in Trump's America? Should Dylan Bundy throw the cutter? Argh.

]]> 3146 no 2016 Orioles Nickname Audit https://baltimorons.libsyn.com/2016-orioles-nickname-audit Here they are, in all their, um, glory isn't the right word, uh - anyway, here's a whole bunch of ill-considered nicknames. We are once again joined by the steely-eyed and solemn-hearted Judge Marko, who, as is his wont, refuses to take any guff. Unfortunately, as is OUR wont, that's all we've got for him. Thu, 26 May 2016 15:14:13 -0000 full Sam Dingman & Alan Smith Here they are, in all their, um, glory isn't the right word, uh - anyway, here's a whole bunch of ill-considered nicknames. We are once again joined by the steely-eyed and solemn-hearted Judge Marko, who, as is his wont, refuses to take any guff.... Here they are, in all their, um, glory isn't the right word, uh - anyway, here's a whole bunch of ill-considered nicknames. We are once again joined by the steely-eyed and solemn-hearted Judge Marko, who, as is his wont, refuses to take any guff. Unfortunately, as is OUR wont, that's all we've got for him. Here they are, in all their, um, glory isn't the right word, uh - anyway, here's a whole bunch of ill-considered nicknames. We are once again joined by the steely-eyed and solemn-hearted Judge Marko, who, as is his wont, refuses to take any guff. Unfortunately, as is OUR wont, that's all we've got for him.

]]> 5967 no Ridealong Sunday No. 1: Drunk Lumberjacks https://baltimorons.libsyn.com/ridealong-sunday-no-1-drunk-lumberjacks Relive the O's delicious 11-3 victory over Oakland with Sam and Alan - and recall how unlikely said victory was looking in the early-going. Other topics discussed: why the Orioles can't hit junkballers, whether Matt Wieters is a lost cause, what we should order for lunch, how much longer we can put up with Jonesy's slump, the color pink, and much much more. Mon, 09 May 2016 03:37:57 -0000 full Sam Dingman & Alan Smith Relive the O's delicious 11-3 victory over Oakland with Sam and Alan - and recall how unlikely said victory was looking in the early-going. Other topics discussed: why the Orioles can't hit junkballers, whether Matt Wieters is a lost cause, what we... Relive the O's delicious 11-3 victory over Oakland with Sam and Alan - and recall how unlikely said victory was looking in the early-going. Other topics discussed: why the Orioles can't hit junkballers, whether Matt Wieters is a lost cause, what we should order for lunch, how much longer we can put up with Jonesy's slump, the color pink, and much much more. Relive the O's delicious 11-3 victory over Oakland with Sam and Alan - and recall how unlikely said victory was looking in the early-going. Other topics discussed: why the Orioles can't hit junkballers, whether Matt Wieters is a lost cause, what we should order for lunch, how much longer we can put up with Jonesy's slump, the color pink, and much much more.

]]> 3782 no We Feel Stupid https://baltimorons.libsyn.com/we-feel-stupid Ben Masten joins us to talk about the Yankees offseason, and the generally cavalier attitude towards starting pitching in the American League East. Plus: why urrbody so angry? Tue, 09 Feb 2016 04:14:37 -0000 full Sam Dingman & Alan Smith Ben Masten joins us to talk about the Yankees offseason, and the generally cavalier attitude towards starting pitching in the American League East. Plus: why urrbody so angry? Ben Masten joins us to talk about the Yankees offseason, and the generally cavalier attitude towards starting pitching in the American League East. Plus: why urrbody so angry? Ben Masten joins us to talk about the Yankees offseason, and the generally cavalier attitude towards starting pitching in the American League East. Plus: why urrbody so angry?

]]> 2526 no Gaus the Hoss https://baltimorons.libsyn.com/gaus-the-hoss Sure sure, hooray Chris Davis, yahoo, whatever. Who in the name of Blue-Eyed-Jimmy-Palmer is going to PITCH, dammit?! Tue, 19 Jan 2016 04:07:31 -0000 full Sam Dingman & Alan Smith Sure sure, hooray Chris Davis, yahoo, whatever. Who in the name of Blue-Eyed-Jimmy-Palmer is going to PITCH, dammit?! Sure sure, hooray Chris Davis, yahoo, whatever. Who in the name of Blue-Eyed-Jimmy-Palmer is going to PITCH, dammit?! Sure sure, hooray Chris Davis, yahoo, whatever. Who in the name of Blue-Eyed-Jimmy-Palmer is going to PITCH, dammit?!

]]> 2191 no The Big Shortstop https://baltimorons.libsyn.com/the-big-shortstop Kicking off 2016 by getting fired up about a number of topics, including (but not limited to): "The Big Short," HOF balloting, druncles, #FeelingTheBern (or #NotFeelingTheBern), and stadium funding. So, a pretty typical episode, really.  Tue, 12 Jan 2016 04:37:01 -0000 full Sam Dingman & Alan Smith Kicking off 2016 by getting fired up about a number of topics, including (but not limited to): "The Big Short," HOF balloting, druncles, #FeelingTheBern (or #NotFeelingTheBern), and stadium funding. So, a pretty typical episode, really.  Kicking off 2016 by getting fired up about a number of topics, including (but not limited to): "The Big Short," HOF balloting, druncles, #FeelingTheBern (or #NotFeelingTheBern), and stadium funding. So, a pretty typical episode, really.  Kicking off 2016 by getting fired up about a number of topics, including (but not limited to): "The Big Short," HOF balloting, druncles, #FeelingTheBern (or #NotFeelingTheBern), and stadium funding. So, a pretty typical episode, really. 

]]> 3464 no On the Doorstep of the Hot Stove https://baltimorons.libsyn.com/on-the-doorstep-of-the-hot-stove We ponder the implications of the Winter Meetings, the Republican Party, and the deleterious effect that each has on our sanity at this, the most wonderful time of the year. Wed, 09 Dec 2015 04:17:27 -0000 full Sam Dingman & Alan Smith We ponder the implications of the Winter Meetings, the Republican Party, and the deleterious effect that each has on our sanity at this, the most wonderful time of the year. We ponder the implications of the Winter Meetings, the Republican Party, and the deleterious effect that each has on our sanity at this, the most wonderful time of the year. We ponder the implications of the Winter Meetings, the Republican Party, and the deleterious effect that each has on our sanity at this, the most wonderful time of the year.

]]> 3082 no Mango Moonbeam https://baltimorons.libsyn.com/mango-moonbeam In which the dastardly Nick Markovich challenges us to The Game of Games of Games, which involves Orioles trivia and disgusting jelly beans. Fri, 30 Oct 2015 18:48:17 -0000 full Sam Dingman & Alan Smith In which the dastardly Nick Markovich challenges us to The Game of Games of Games, which involves Orioles trivia and disgusting jelly beans. In which the dastardly Nick Markovich challenges us to The Game of Games of Games, which involves Orioles trivia and disgusting jelly beans. In which the dastardly Nick Markovich challenges us to The Game of Games of Games, which involves Orioles trivia and disgusting jelly beans.

]]> 2812 no Factories of Sadness https://baltimorons.libsyn.com/factories-of-sadness In which we return from a prolonged hiatus to discover a harrowing set of offseason quandaries and a heartfelt plea from a Mets fan to throw our loyalties to his cause. Mon, 12 Oct 2015 03:54:21 -0000 full Sam Dingman & Alan Smith In which we return from a prolonged hiatus to discover a harrowing set of offseason quandaries and a heartfelt plea from a Mets fan to throw our loyalties to his cause. In which we return from a prolonged hiatus to discover a harrowing set of offseason quandaries and a heartfelt plea from a Mets fan to throw our loyalties to his cause. In which we return from a prolonged hiatus to discover a harrowing set of offseason quandaries and a heartfelt plea from a Mets fan to throw our loyalties to his cause.

]]> 3866 no Seller Dwellers (w/ Ben Adams) https://baltimorons.libsyn.com/seller-dwellers-w-ben-adams As the Orioles wrestle with the decision to buy or sell at the deadline, we examine the pros and cons of both approaches. Plus: Ben Adams (Slate) on baseball's rapidly-evolving media strategy. Fri, 31 Jul 2015 17:59:07 -0000 full Sam Dingman & Alan Smith As the Orioles wrestle with the decision to buy or sell at the deadline, we examine the pros and cons of both approaches. Plus: Ben Adams (Slate) on . As the Orioles wrestle with the decision to buy or sell at the deadline, we examine the pros and cons of both approaches. Plus: Ben Adams (Slate) on baseball's rapidly-evolving media strategy. As the Orioles wrestle with the decision to buy or sell at the deadline, we examine the pros and cons of both approaches. Plus: Ben Adams (Slate) on baseball's rapidly-evolving media strategy.

]]> 2254 no Date Charlie Hoppes (w/ Charlie Hoppes) https://baltimorons.libsyn.com/date-charlie-hoppes-w-charlie-hoppes A wide-ranging conversation with Charlie Hoppes (of the dearly-departed Orioles Spastics podcast), covering the latest developments in Charlie's sleepwear, Charlie's thoughts on Game of Thrones, Charlie's dating life, and the Orioles midseason prognosis. Wed, 15 Jul 2015 15:37:10 -0000 full Sam Dingman & Alan Smith A wide-ranging conversation with Charlie Hoppes (of the dearly-departed Orioles Spastics podcast), covering the latest developments in Charlie's sleepwear, Charlie's thoughts on Game of Thrones, Charlie's dating life, and the Orioles midseason prognosis. A wide-ranging conversation with Charlie Hoppes (of the dearly-departed Orioles Spastics podcast), covering the latest developments in Charlie's sleepwear, Charlie's thoughts on Game of Thrones, Charlie's dating life, and the Orioles midseason prognosis. A wide-ranging conversation with Charlie Hoppes (of the dearly-departed Orioles Spastics podcast), covering the latest developments in Charlie's sleepwear, Charlie's thoughts on Game of Thrones, Charlie's dating life, and the Orioles midseason prognosis.

]]> 3303 no The Drought (w/ Dave McKenna) https://baltimorons.libsyn.com/the-drought-w-dave-mckenna The Morons resume the road, with a sincere apology (and explanation) from Sam for the prolonged delay. Dave McKenna (Deadspin) joins us to explain why Peter Angelos didn't do as good a deed as he was given credit for after the Freddie Gray protests. PLUS: Shakespeare presages the latest Bundy Troubles. Tue, 30 Jun 2015 14:23:11 -0000 full Sam Dingman & Alan Smith The Morons resume the road, with a sincere apology (and explanation) from Sam for the prolonged delay. Dave McKenna (Deadspin) joins us to explain why Peter Angelos didn't do as good a deed as he was given credit for after the Freddie Gray protests.... The Morons resume the road, with a sincere apology (and explanation) from Sam for the prolonged delay. Dave McKenna (Deadspin) joins us to explain why Peter Angelos didn't do as good a deed as he was given credit for after the Freddie Gray protests. PLUS: Shakespeare presages the latest Bundy Troubles. The Morons resume the road, with a sincere apology (and explanation) from Sam for the prolonged delay. Dave McKenna (Deadspin) joins us to explain why Peter Angelos didn't do as good a deed as he was given credit for after the Freddie Gray protests. PLUS: Shakespeare presages the latest Bundy Troubles.

]]> 2125 no Assaulting the Monolith (w/ Craig Calcaterra) https://baltimorons.libsyn.com/assaulting-the-monolith-w-craig-calcaterra Craig Calcaterra (NBC's Hardball Talk) joins us to talk about baseball's stodgy corporate culture, how to be a fresh voice in an increasingly stale media environment, and why the Expos are the In-N-Out Burger of baseball. Find Craig on Twitter @craigcalcaterra. Mon, 18 May 2015 14:51:30 -0000 full Sam Dingman & Alan Smith Craig Calcaterra (NBC's Hardball Talk) joins us to talk about baseball's stodgy corporate culture, how to be a fresh voice in an increasingly stale media environment, and why the Expos are the In-N-Out Burger of baseball. Find Craig on Twitter... Craig Calcaterra (NBC's Hardball Talk) joins us to talk about baseball's stodgy corporate culture, how to be a fresh voice in an increasingly stale media environment, and why the Expos are the In-N-Out Burger of baseball. Find Craig on Twitter @craigcalcaterra. Craig Calcaterra (NBC's Hardball Talk) joins us to talk about baseball's stodgy corporate culture, how to be a fresh voice in an increasingly stale media environment, and why the Expos are the In-N-Out Burger of baseball. Find Craig on Twitter @craigcalcaterra.

]]> 2506 no Dearth https://baltimorons.libsyn.com/dearth The Ryan Webb Franchise Report investigates the Chris Davis's rapidly-deteriorating ability to make contact, the rash of recent injuries, and offers praise to the city of Tampa Bay for its Baltimore impression. Sarah Estrella laments the demise of McCoy Stadium in Pawtucket. PLUS: essayist Matt Fried bids a fond farewell to the Cliff Lee Era in Philadelphia. Thu, 07 May 2015 17:15:12 -0000 full Sam Dingman & Alan Smith The Ryan Webb Franchise Report investigates the Chris Davis's rapidly-deteriorating ability to make contact, the rash of recent injuries, and offers praise to the city of Tampa Bay for its Baltimore impression. Sarah Estrella laments the demise of... The Ryan Webb Franchise Report investigates the Chris Davis's rapidly-deteriorating ability to make contact, the rash of recent injuries, and offers praise to the city of Tampa Bay for its Baltimore impression. Sarah Estrella laments the demise of McCoy Stadium in Pawtucket. PLUS: essayist Matt Fried bids a fond farewell to the Cliff Lee Era in Philadelphia. The Ryan Webb Franchise Report investigates the Chris Davis's rapidly-deteriorating ability to make contact, the rash of recent injuries, and offers praise to the city of Tampa Bay for its Baltimore impression. Sarah Estrella laments the demise of McCoy Stadium in Pawtucket. PLUS: essayist Matt Fried bids a fond farewell to the Cliff Lee Era in Philadelphia.

]]> 3447 no Forward https://baltimorons.libsyn.com/forward We're joined by Travis Waldron (Think Progress) to consider the multitude of issues raised by the week's events in Baltimore, and to wonder how we, baseball in general, and America can do better. Fri, 01 May 2015 14:53:42 -0000 full Sam Dingman & Alan Smith We're joined by Travis Waldron (Think Progress) to consider the multitude of issues raised by the week's events in Baltimore, and to wonder how we, baseball in general, and America can do better. We're joined by Travis Waldron (Think Progress) to consider the multitude of issues raised by the week's events in Baltimore, and to wonder how we, baseball in general, and America can do better. We're joined by Travis Waldron (Think Progress) to consider the multitude of issues raised by the week's events in Baltimore, and to wonder how we, baseball in general, and America can do better.

]]> 2708 no 2015 Orioles Nickname Audit https://baltimorons.libsyn.com/2015-orioles-nickname-audit At long last! The much-anticipated 2015 Nickname Show, complete with overcomplicated puns and lots of giggling. Every player on the current 40-man roster gets a nickname, except weirdos like Oliver Drake, because really? Fri, 17 Apr 2015 14:55:29 -0000 full Sam Dingman & Alan Smith At long last! The much-anticipated 2015 Nickname Show, complete with overcomplicated puns and lots of giggling. Every player on the current 40-man roster gets a nickname, except weirdos like Oliver Drake, because really? At long last! The much-anticipated 2015 Nickname Show, complete with overcomplicated puns and lots of giggling. Every player on the current 40-man roster gets a nickname, except weirdos like Oliver Drake, because really? At long last! The much-anticipated 2015 Nickname Show, complete with overcomplicated puns and lots of giggling. Every player on the current 40-man roster gets a nickname, except weirdos like Oliver Drake, because really?

]]> 5516 no Brass Town https://baltimorons.libsyn.com/brass-town Alan files a remote report from the nether regions of North Carolina on the experience of missing out on all the #OpeningWeek #Excitement.  Fri, 10 Apr 2015 14:30:51 -0000 full Sam Dingman & Alan Smith Alan files a remote report from the nether regions of North Carolina on the experience of missing out on all the #OpeningWeek #Excitement.  Alan files a remote report from the nether regions of North Carolina on the experience of missing out on all the #OpeningWeek #Excitement.  Alan files a remote report from the nether regions of North Carolina on the experience of missing out on all the #OpeningWeek #Excitement. 

]]> 1883 no Batty Mackstops https://baltimorons.libsyn.com/batty-mackstops Sam and Alan lament the murky future of Matt Wieters but celebrate the burgeoning expanding around concussions in the NFL. Chris Luther joins us to bravely attempt to make wrestling sound interesting. PLUS: Henry Urrutia gets sexy. Wed, 01 Apr 2015 15:46:41 -0000 full Sam Dingman & Alan Smith Sam and Alan lament the murky future of Matt Wieters but celebrate the burgeoning expanding around concussions in the NFL. Chris Luther joins us to bravely attempt to make wrestling sound interesting. PLUS: Henry Urrutia gets sexy. Sam and Alan lament the murky future of Matt Wieters but celebrate the burgeoning expanding around concussions in the NFL. Chris Luther joins us to bravely attempt to make wrestling sound interesting. PLUS: Henry Urrutia gets sexy. Sam and Alan lament the murky future of Matt Wieters but celebrate the burgeoning expanding around concussions in the NFL. Chris Luther joins us to bravely attempt to make wrestling sound interesting. PLUS: Henry Urrutia gets sexy.

]]> 3950 no Dangerous Ideas (w/ Mina Kimes) https://baltimorons.libsyn.com/dangerous-ideas The ideas are even more dangerous than usual this week, as Mina Kimes (ESPN The Magazine) joins us to advocate for government regulation of the professional sports leagues, and explains why that will NOT end up turning them all into Time Warner Cable. Plus: the Larry Bigbie Franchise Report tries to figure out, among other things, whether or not this is finally the Year of Machado. Wed, 18 Mar 2015 05:09:43 -0000 full Sam Dingman & Alan Smith The ideas are even more dangerous than usual this week, as Mina Kimes (ESPN The Magazine) joins us to advocate for government regulation of the professional sports leagues, and explains why that will NOT end up turning them all into Time Warner Cable.... The ideas are even more dangerous than usual this week, as Mina Kimes (ESPN The Magazine) joins us to advocate for government regulation of the professional sports leagues, and explains why that will NOT end up turning them all into Time Warner Cable. Plus: the Larry Bigbie Franchise Report tries to figure out, among other things, whether or not this is finally the Year of Machado. The ideas are even more dangerous than usual this week, as Mina Kimes (ESPN The Magazine) joins us to advocate for government regulation of the professional sports leagues, and explains why that will NOT end up turning them all into Time Warner Cable. Plus: the Larry Bigbie Franchise Report tries to figure out, among other things, whether or not this is finally the Year of Machado.

]]> 3307 no Two True Outcomes (w/ Mike Petriello) https://baltimorons.libsyn.com/two-true-outcomes-w-mike-petriello The Nelson Cruz Franchise Report considers the legacies of Tom Brady and Craig Biggio, Mike Petriello (Fangraphs, Mike Sciosia's Tragic Illness) joins us to talk about the Orioles possibly-shrewd acquisition of Travis Snider, and Ben Masten casts Sam in the greatest role he's ever played: Alex Rodriguez's PR flunky Wheedly Smedlap. Wed, 25 Feb 2015 16:14:50 -0000 full Sam Dingman & Alan Smith The Nelson Cruz Franchise Report considers the legacies of Tom Brady and Craig Biggio, Mike Petriello (Fangraphs, Mike Sciosia's Tragic Illness) joins us to talk about the Orioles possibly-shrewd acquisition of Travis Snider, and Ben Masten casts Sam... The Nelson Cruz Franchise Report considers the legacies of Tom Brady and Craig Biggio, Mike Petriello (Fangraphs, Mike Sciosia's Tragic Illness) joins us to talk about the Orioles possibly-shrewd acquisition of Travis Snider, and Ben Masten casts Sam in the greatest role he's ever played: Alex Rodriguez's PR flunky Wheedly Smedlap. The Nelson Cruz Franchise Report considers the legacies of Tom Brady and Craig Biggio, Mike Petriello (Fangraphs, Mike Sciosia's Tragic Illness) joins us to talk about the Orioles possibly-shrewd acquisition of Travis Snider, and Ben Masten casts Sam in the greatest role he's ever played: Alex Rodriguez's PR flunky Wheedly Smedlap.

]]> 3458 no Special Edition: Ben McDonald - The One That Got Away https://baltimorons.libsyn.com/special-edition-ben-mcdonald-the-one-that-got-away Sam shares some fond memories of Ben McDonald in a special edition episode. Fri, 30 Jan 2015 16:06:33 -0000 full Sam Dingman & Alan Smith Sam shares some fond memories of Ben McDonald in a special edition episode. Sam shares some fond memories of Ben McDonald in a special edition episode. Sam shares some fond memories of Ben McDonald in a special edition episode.

]]> 602 no Happy Endings? https://baltimorons.libsyn.com/happy-endings As the Dan Duquette Departure Drama fades (hopefully) into the rear-view mirror, Sam and Alan endeavor to pick up the pieces and look ahead with just two weeks left before pitchers and catchers report. Tue, 27 Jan 2015 05:31:21 -0000 full Sam Dingman & Alan Smith As the Dan Duquette Departure Drama fades (hopefully) into the rear-view mirror, Sam and Alan endeavor to pick up the pieces and look ahead with just two weeks left before pitchers and catchers report. As the Dan Duquette Departure Drama fades (hopefully) into the rear-view mirror, Sam and Alan endeavor to pick up the pieces and look ahead with just two weeks left before pitchers and catchers report. As the Dan Duquette Departure Drama fades (hopefully) into the rear-view mirror, Sam and Alan endeavor to pick up the pieces and look ahead with just two weeks left before pitchers and catchers report.

]]> 2492 no Dan Duquette Departure Drama https://baltimorons.libsyn.com/dan-duquette-departure-drama We consider our emotions, as well as those of Charlie Hoppes, late of the Orioles Spastics podcast. Plus: Dan sings! Fri, 16 Jan 2015 15:38:26 -0000 full Sam Dingman & Alan Smith We consider our emotions, as well as those of Charlie Hoppes, late of the Orioles Spastics podcast. Plus: Dan sings! We consider our emotions, as well as those of Charlie Hoppes, late of the Orioles Spastics podcast. Plus: Dan sings! We consider our emotions, as well as those of Charlie Hoppes, late of the Orioles Spastics podcast. Plus: Dan sings!

]]> 3300 no Dandy https://baltimorons.libsyn.com/dandy A hearty salute to umpire Dale Scott, who recently declared himself "out at home." A requiem for Nick Markakis. Some undeserved bragging about our subtle understanding of the current Orioles roster, and a rare in-studio visit from Dan Duquette. Wed, 10 Dec 2014 16:23:55 -0000 full Sam Dingman & Alan Smith A hearty salute to umpire Dale Scott, who recently declared himself  A requiem for Nick Markakis. Some undeserved bragging about our subtle understanding of the current Orioles roster, and a rare in-studio visit from Dan Duquette. A hearty salute to umpire Dale Scott, who recently declared himself "out at home." A requiem for Nick Markakis. Some undeserved bragging about our subtle understanding of the current Orioles roster, and a rare in-studio visit from Dan Duquette. A hearty salute to umpire Dale Scott, who recently declared himself "out at home." A requiem for Nick Markakis. Some undeserved bragging about our subtle understanding of the current Orioles roster, and a rare in-studio visit from Dan Duquette.

]]> 2777 no How To Fix Baseball https://baltimorons.libsyn.com/how-to-fix-baseball Sam and Alan invite noted baseball expert Nick Markovich to Hootenanny Studios for a spirited discussion on the game's many imperfections. Fri, 21 Nov 2014 15:47:57 -0000 full Sam Dingman & Alan Smith Sam and Alan invite noted baseball expert Nick Markovich to Hootenanny Studios for a spirited discussion on the game's many imperfections. Sam and Alan invite noted baseball expert Nick Markovich to Hootenanny Studios for a spirited discussion on the game's many imperfections. Sam and Alan invite noted baseball expert Nick Markovich to Hootenanny Studios for a spirited discussion on the game's many imperfections.

]]> 5637 no Superior Rocketships https://baltimorons.libsyn.com/superior-rocketships Sam and Alan debate the emotional highs and lows of the 2014 season, urge calm about the Chris Davis situation, and wonder why America is better at voting for MLB All-Stars than it is at electing congressional representatives and presidents. Fri, 07 Nov 2014 16:01:52 -0000 full Sam Dingman & Alan Smith Sam and Alan debate the emotional highs and lows of the 2014 season, urge calm about the Chris Davis situation, and wonder why America is better at voting for MLB All-Stars than it is at electing congressional representatives and presidents. Sam and Alan debate the emotional highs and lows of the 2014 season, urge calm about the Chris Davis situation, and wonder why America is better at voting for MLB All-Stars than it is at electing congressional representatives and presidents. Sam and Alan debate the emotional highs and lows of the 2014 season, urge calm about the Chris Davis situation, and wonder why America is better at voting for MLB All-Stars than it is at electing congressional representatives and presidents.

]]> 3432 no 2014 ALCS Game 3 Audio Liveblog https://baltimorons.libsyn.com/2014-alcs-game-3-audio-liveblog On our last audio liveblog, we chronicled the gradual unfolding of the single greatest moment at Oriole Park at Camden Yards in 17 years: the clinching of the AL East by the 2014 O's.  Somewhere at the other end of the spectrum lies...whatever this is. Fri, 17 Oct 2014 14:47:57 -0000 full Sam Dingman & Alan Smith On our last audio liveblog, we chronicled the gradual unfolding of the single greatest moment at Oriole Park at Camden Yards in 17 years: the clinching of the AL East by the 2014 O's.  Somewhere at the other end of the spectrum lies...whatever... On our last audio liveblog, we chronicled the gradual unfolding of the single greatest moment at Oriole Park at Camden Yards in 17 years: the clinching of the AL East by the 2014 O's.  Somewhere at the other end of the spectrum lies...whatever this is. On our last audio liveblog, we chronicled the gradual unfolding of the single greatest moment at Oriole Park at Camden Yards in 17 years: the clinching of the AL East by the 2014 O's. 

Somewhere at the other end of the spectrum lies...whatever this is.

]]> 2484 no Creepy Baseball Vampires https://baltimorons.libsyn.com/creepy-baseball-vampires A pregame show of sorts for Game 3 of the 2014 ALDS. We discuss, among other things, the historical illusions of Delmon Young, the Ned Yost debate, and why baseball is somehow better than participatory democracy, despite being way less participatory. Sun, 05 Oct 2014 15:23:10 -0000 full Sam Dingman & Alan Smith A pregame show of sorts for Game 3 of the 2014 ALDS. We discuss, among other things, the historical illusions of Delmon Young, the Ned Yost debate, and why baseball is somehow better than participatory democracy, despite being way less participatory. A pregame show of sorts for Game 3 of the 2014 ALDS. We discuss, among other things, the historical illusions of Delmon Young, the Ned Yost debate, and why baseball is somehow better than participatory democracy, despite being way less participatory. A pregame show of sorts for Game 3 of the 2014 ALDS. We discuss, among other things, the historical illusions of Delmon Young, the Ned Yost debate, and why baseball is somehow better than participatory democracy, despite being way less participatory.

]]> 3111 no Blind Squirrel Finds A Nut https://baltimorons.libsyn.com/blind-squirrel-finds-a-nut In light of 2014's division triumph, we ponder the legacy of the last AL East champion Orioles, which leads to a fairly damning assessment of the 1997 editions of your humble hosts. PLUS: the odd phenomenon of being congratulated by friends and acquaintances for the Orioles' success, and the correct way to feel about Jetermania. Fri, 26 Sep 2014 14:48:17 -0000 full Sam Dingman & Alan Smith In light of 2014's division triumph, we ponder the legacy of the last AL East champion Orioles, which leads to a fairly damning assessment of the 1997 editions of your humble hosts. PLUS: the odd phenomenon of being congratulated by friends and... In light of 2014's division triumph, we ponder the legacy of the last AL East champion Orioles, which leads to a fairly damning assessment of the 1997 editions of your humble hosts. PLUS: the odd phenomenon of being congratulated by friends and acquaintances for the Orioles' success, and the correct way to feel about Jetermania. In light of 2014's division triumph, we ponder the legacy of the last AL East champion Orioles, which leads to a fairly damning assessment of the 1997 editions of your humble hosts. PLUS: the odd phenomenon of being congratulated by friends and acquaintances for the Orioles' success, and the correct way to feel about Jetermania.

]]> 2913 no Clinchmas 2014 Audio Liveblog https://baltimorons.libsyn.com/clinchmas-2014-audio-liveblog Let's be realistic - none of us was thinking about anything (baseball-related or otherwise) this week besides the O's clinching the AL East. For episode 107, we decided to liveblog our emotions as we watched the Birds pulverize the Jays to capture the 2014 division crown. This episode is messy, a little weird, and full of guest appearances that keep the train on the rails just when you think it's about to jump the tracks for good. You know, a lot like the 2014 Orioles. Thu, 18 Sep 2014 15:19:35 -0000 full Sam Dingman & Alan Smith Let's be realistic - none of us was thinking about anything (baseball-related or otherwise) this week besides the O's clinching the AL East. For episode 107, we decided to liveblog our emotions as we watched the Birds pulverize the Jays to... Let's be realistic - none of us was thinking about anything (baseball-related or otherwise) this week besides the O's clinching the AL East. For episode 107, we decided to liveblog our emotions as we watched the Birds pulverize the Jays to capture the 2014 division crown. This episode is messy, a little weird, and full of guest appearances that keep the train on the rails just when you think it's about to jump the tracks for good. You know, a lot like the 2014 Orioles. Let's be realistic - none of us was thinking about anything (baseball-related or otherwise) this week besides the O's clinching the AL East. For episode 107, we decided to liveblog our emotions as we watched the Birds pulverize the Jays to capture the 2014 division crown. This episode is messy, a little weird, and full of guest appearances that keep the train on the rails just when you think it's about to jump the tracks for good. You know, a lot like the 2014 Orioles.

]]> 3093 no A Bomber Nation https://baltimorons.libsyn.com/a-bomber-nation Ben Masten joins us to offer an actual Yankee fan's perspective on the Derek Jeter Farewell Roadshow, as well as the Bombers' potentially bleak outlook going forward. He also explains why he has not yet found a wife on MLB Singles Powered By Match Dot Com. The Andy Van Slyke Franchise Report talks JJ Hardy, WAR, and Ray Rice. PLUS: Alan receives a mysterious visit from an old friend. Wed, 10 Sep 2014 05:29:50 -0000 full Sam Dingman & Alan Smith Ben Masten joins us to offer an actual Yankee fan's perspective on the Derek Jeter Farewell Roadshow, as well as the Bombers' potentially bleak outlook going forward. He also explains why he has not yet found a wife on MLB Singles Powered By Match Dot... Ben Masten joins us to offer an actual Yankee fan's perspective on the Derek Jeter Farewell Roadshow, as well as the Bombers' potentially bleak outlook going forward. He also explains why he has not yet found a wife on MLB Singles Powered By Match Dot Com. The Andy Van Slyke Franchise Report talks JJ Hardy, WAR, and Ray Rice. PLUS: Alan receives a mysterious visit from an old friend. Ben Masten joins us to offer an actual Yankee fan's perspective on the Derek Jeter Farewell Roadshow, as well as the Bombers' potentially bleak outlook going forward. He also explains why he has not yet found a wife on MLB Singles Powered By Match Dot Com. The Andy Van Slyke Franchise Report talks JJ Hardy, WAR, and Ray Rice. PLUS: Alan receives a mysterious visit from an old friend.

]]> 3227 no A Shifted World https://baltimorons.libsyn.com/a-shifted-world Rosters have expanded, which means it's time to update the official 2014 Oriole nickname list. Plus: the Jake Fox Franchise Report looks at Chris Davis's inability to beat the shift, Jonathan Schoop's opaque future, and Buck Showalter's lineup juggling. Mon, 08 Sep 2014 00:00:41 -0000 full Sam Dingman & Alan Smith Rosters have expanded, which means it's time to update the official 2014 Oriole nickname list. Plus: the Jake Fox Franchise Report looks at Chris Davis's inability to beat the shift, Jonathan Schoop's opaque future, and Buck Showalter's lineup juggling. Rosters have expanded, which means it's time to update the official 2014 Oriole nickname list. Plus: the Jake Fox Franchise Report looks at Chris Davis's inability to beat the shift, Jonathan Schoop's opaque future, and Buck Showalter's lineup juggling. Rosters have expanded, which means it's time to update the official 2014 Oriole nickname list. Plus: the Jake Fox Franchise Report looks at Chris Davis's inability to beat the shift, Jonathan Schoop's opaque future, and Buck Showalter's lineup juggling.

]]> 3465 no Dodo https://baltimorons.libsyn.com/dodo As in "Macha" and "Ubal." We talk about their respective extinctions, the role of luck in the O's success over the last 3 seasons, and check in with Andy Livingston (Impose Magazine) about the positively repulsive state of the sporting union. Tue, 26 Aug 2014 17:18:47 -0000 full Sam Dingman & Alan Smith As in "Macha" and "Ubal." We talk about their respective extinctions, the role of luck in the O's success over the last 3 seasons, and check in with Andy Livingston (Impose Magazine) about the positively repulsive state of the sporting union. As in "Macha" and "Ubal." We talk about their respective extinctions, the role of luck in the O's success over the last 3 seasons, and check in with Andy Livingston (Impose Magazine) about the positively repulsive state of the sporting union. As in "Macha" and "Ubal." We talk about their respective extinctions, the role of luck in the O's success over the last 3 seasons, and check in with Andy Livingston (Impose Magazine) about the positively repulsive state of the sporting union.

]]> 2793 no Jaunt of Doom https://baltimorons.libsyn.com/jaunt-of-doom As the trade deadline barrels towards us at top speed, we look at the Orioles options for improvement on an already very-good team, and also applaud Major League Baseball for its stance on net neutrality...which is a weird thing to find ourselves doing. Tue, 29 Jul 2014 13:37:54 -0000 full Sam Dingman & Alan Smith As the trade deadline barrels towards us at top speed, we look at the Orioles options for improvement on an already very-good team, and also applaud Major League Baseball for its stance on net neutrality...which is a weird thing to find ourselves doing. As the trade deadline barrels towards us at top speed, we look at the Orioles options for improvement on an already very-good team, and also applaud Major League Baseball for its stance on net neutrality...which is a weird thing to find ourselves doing. As the trade deadline barrels towards us at top speed, we look at the Orioles options for improvement on an already very-good team, and also applaud Major League Baseball for its stance on net neutrality...which is a weird thing to find ourselves doing.

]]> 2958 no Moon Sundae https://baltimorons.libsyn.com/moon-sundae Gauging the bluster of the tradwinds, marveling at the idiocy of the Yankees' Chase Headley acquisition, lamenting Tony Dungy's remarks (and their subsequent distortion), and some Orioles-themed slam poetry. Thu, 24 Jul 2014 15:17:11 -0000 full Sam Dingman & Alan Smith Gauging the bluster of the tradwinds, marveling at the idiocy of the Yankees' Chase Headley acquisition, lamenting Tony Dungy's remarks (and their subsequent distortion), and some Orioles-themed slam poetry. Gauging the bluster of the tradwinds, marveling at the idiocy of the Yankees' Chase Headley acquisition, lamenting Tony Dungy's remarks (and their subsequent distortion), and some Orioles-themed slam poetry. Gauging the bluster of the tradwinds, marveling at the idiocy of the Yankees' Chase Headley acquisition, lamenting Tony Dungy's remarks (and their subsequent distortion), and some Orioles-themed slam poetry.

]]> 2783 no String Theory https://baltimorons.libsyn.com/string-theory Sam and Alan enjoy some bourbon as they answer your questions on the Orioles midseason status, opportunities for the second half, and the team's connection to particle physics. Thu, 17 Jul 2014 17:12:08 -0000 full Sam Dingman & Alan Smith Sam and Alan enjoy some bourbon as they answer your questions on the Orioles midseason status, opportunities for the second half, and the team's connection to particle physics. Sam and Alan enjoy some bourbon as they answer your questions on the Orioles midseason status, opportunities for the second half, and the team's connection to particle physics. Sam and Alan enjoy some bourbon as they answer your questions on the Orioles midseason status, opportunities for the second half, and the team's connection to particle physics.

]]> 3326 no 100 Reasons https://baltimorons.libsyn.com/100-reasons In the 100th episode of Baltimorons, we celebrate the top 100 reasons to be an Orioles fan. Fri, 11 Jul 2014 14:53:31 -0000 full Sam Dingman & Alan Smith In the 100th episode of Baltimorons, we celebrate the top 100 reasons to be an Orioles fan. In the 100th episode of Baltimorons, we celebrate the top 100 reasons to be an Orioles fan. In the 100th episode of Baltimorons, we celebrate the top 100 reasons to be an Orioles fan.

]]> 3109 no Blue Bayou https://baltimorons.libsyn.com/blue-bayou In which we prove that Travis Ishikawa is a warlock, check in on a live broadcast of the rubber match in a 3-game set between the Modesto Moon Pirates and the Afton Oracles, discuss Alan's Portugal-induced heartbreak, and oh yeah, some baseball stuff. Thu, 26 Jun 2014 18:10:53 -0000 full Sam Dingman & Alan Smith In which we prove that Travis Ishikawa is a warlock, check in on a live broadcast of the rubber match in a 3-game set between the Modesto Moon Pirates and the Afton Oracles, discuss Alan's Portugal-induced heartbreak, and oh yeah, some baseball stuff. In which we prove that Travis Ishikawa is a warlock, check in on a live broadcast of the rubber match in a 3-game set between the Modesto Moon Pirates and the Afton Oracles, discuss Alan's Portugal-induced heartbreak, and oh yeah, some baseball stuff. In which we prove that Travis Ishikawa is a warlock, check in on a live broadcast of the rubber match in a 3-game set between the Modesto Moon Pirates and the Afton Oracles, discuss Alan's Portugal-induced heartbreak, and oh yeah, some baseball stuff.

]]> 2574 no Submarines & Bamboo Shoots (w/ Ted Berg) https://baltimorons.libsyn.com/submarines-bamboo-shoots-w-ted-berg Ted Berg (USA Today) joins us to talk about tempering maturity expectations for the Manny Machados of the world, Alan recalls a famous tariff of yesteryear, and tears are shed for Matt Wieters. PLUS: the triumphant return of the Baltimorons Culture Corner. Thu, 19 Jun 2014 14:52:32 -0000 full Sam Dingman & Alan Smith Ted Berg (USA Today) joins us to talk about tempering maturity expectations for the Manny Machados of the world, Alan recalls a famous tariff of yesteryear, and tears are shed for Matt Wieters. PLUS: the triumphant return of the Baltimorons Culture... Ted Berg (USA Today) joins us to talk about tempering maturity expectations for the Manny Machados of the world, Alan recalls a famous tariff of yesteryear, and tears are shed for Matt Wieters. PLUS: the triumphant return of the Baltimorons Culture Corner. Ted Berg (USA Today) joins us to talk about tempering maturity expectations for the Manny Machados of the world, Alan recalls a famous tariff of yesteryear, and tears are shed for Matt Wieters. PLUS: the triumphant return of the Baltimorons Culture Corner.

]]> 2966 no Whirled Cups https://baltimorons.libsyn.com/whirled-cups Alan is too busy being excited about soccer to allow for any baseball talk, but Sam manages to squeeze in an exciting announcement regarding our next live broadcast. Tue, 10 Jun 2014 17:09:05 -0000 full Sam Dingman & Alan Smith Alan is too busy being excited about soccer to allow for any baseball talk, but Sam manages to squeeze in an exciting announcement regarding our next live broadcast. Alan is too busy being excited about soccer to allow for any baseball talk, but Sam manages to squeeze in an exciting announcement regarding our next live broadcast. Alan is too busy being excited about soccer to allow for any baseball talk, but Sam manages to squeeze in an exciting announcement regarding our next live broadcast.

]]> 1049 no Wreck of the Old 97 https://baltimorons.libsyn.com/wreck-of-the-old-97 Alan celebrates the legacy of Woody Guthrie, guest writer Jen Adams makes a generous contribution to human punderstanding, and Dan Duquette stops by to share a review of "Bull Durham." Fri, 06 Jun 2014 14:46:55 -0000 full Sam Dingman & Alan Smith Alan celebrates the legacy of Woody Guthrie, guest writer Jen Adams makes a generous contribution to human punderstanding, and Dan Duquette stops by to share a review of "Bull Durham." Alan celebrates the legacy of Woody Guthrie, guest writer Jen Adams makes a generous contribution to human punderstanding, and Dan Duquette stops by to share a review of "Bull Durham." Alan celebrates the legacy of Woody Guthrie, guest writer Jen Adams makes a generous contribution to human punderstanding, and Dan Duquette stops by to share a review of "Bull Durham."

]]> 2570 no Atomic Autonomy https://baltimorons.libsyn.com/atomic-autonomy Alan calls out the American moment with particular urgency, the Sendy Rleal Franchise Report looks at All-Star Game voting with a dubious eyebrow-raise, our geusts Paul and Jake from Ballometrics endeavor to bring the sabrmetric ruckus to the basketball court, and the harrowing future of advanced statistcal analysis rears its hideous head. Thu, 29 May 2014 16:30:02 -0000 full Sam Dingman & Alan Smith Alan calls out the American moment with particular urgency, the Sendy Rleal Franchise Report looks at All-Star Game voting with a dubious eyebrow-raise, our geusts Paul and Jake from Ballometrics endeavor to bring the sabrmetric ruckus to the... Alan calls out the American moment with particular urgency, the Sendy Rleal Franchise Report looks at All-Star Game voting with a dubious eyebrow-raise, our geusts Paul and Jake from Ballometrics endeavor to bring the sabrmetric ruckus to the basketball court, and the harrowing future of advanced statistcal analysis rears its hideous head. Alan calls out the American moment with particular urgency, the Sendy Rleal Franchise Report looks at All-Star Game voting with a dubious eyebrow-raise, our geusts Paul and Jake from Ballometrics endeavor to bring the sabrmetric ruckus to the basketball court, and the harrowing future of advanced statistcal analysis rears its hideous head.

]]> 3015 no 95 Teases https://baltimorons.libsyn.com/95-teases The Martin Luther Franchise Report has important information regarding your Friday night plans this week. Wed, 21 May 2014 14:54:04 -0000 full Sam Dingman & Alan Smith The Martin Luther Franchise Report has important information regarding your Friday night plans this week. The Martin Luther Franchise Report has important information regarding your Friday night plans this week. The Martin Luther Franchise Report has important information regarding your Friday night plans this week.

]]> 1004 no Drungo Hazewood (w/ Wendy Thurm) https://baltimorons.libsyn.com/drungo-hazewood-w-wendy-thurm Alan ruminates on the connection between baseball and Hindu mythology, and our lawyer advises us of some new content guidelines in the wake of last week's podcast crackdown by A Certain Professional Sports Organization. We also chat with sportswriter and self-described "recovering lawyer" Wendy Thurm, who has some sharp insights on said crackdown (unlike our lawyer, who mostly communicates via text message). Plus: the shadowy origins of Dr. James Andrews medical practice. Thu, 15 May 2014 16:24:41 -0000 full Sam Dingman & Alan Smith Alan ruminates on the connection between baseball and Hindu mythology, and our lawyer advises us of some new content guidelines in the wake of last week's podcast crackdown by A Certain Professional Sports Organization. We also chat with sportswriter... Alan ruminates on the connection between baseball and Hindu mythology, and our lawyer advises us of some new content guidelines in the wake of last week's podcast crackdown by A Certain Professional Sports Organization. We also chat with sportswriter and self-described "recovering lawyer" Wendy Thurm, who has some sharp insights on said crackdown (unlike our lawyer, who mostly communicates via text message). Plus: the shadowy origins of Dr. James Andrews medical practice. Alan ruminates on the connection between baseball and Hindu mythology, and our lawyer advises us of some new content guidelines in the wake of last week's podcast crackdown by A Certain Professional Sports Organization. We also chat with sportswriter and self-described "recovering lawyer" Wendy Thurm, who has some sharp insights on said crackdown (unlike our lawyer, who mostly communicates via text message). Plus: the shadowy origins of Dr. James Andrews medical practice.

]]> 3525 no Elite Commando Barbers (w/ Pat Jordan) https://baltimorons.libsyn.com/elite-commando-barbers-w-pat-jordan Legendary sportswriter Pat Jordan joins us to talk about his recent Buck Showalter profile in Sports on Earth, Tim Nguyen talks about his bold quest to crowdsource the funds to purchase the Clippers from Donald Sterling, Alan reveals the strong influence of the occult in professional baseball, and a truly awful fish pun. Thu, 08 May 2014 14:40:04 -0000 full Sam Dingman & Alan Smith Legendary sportswriter Pat Jordan joins us to talk about his recent Buck Showalter profile in Sports on Earth, Tim Nguyen talks about his bold quest to crowdsource the funds to purchase the Clippers from Donald Sterling, Alan reveals the strong... Legendary sportswriter Pat Jordan joins us to talk about his recent Buck Showalter profile in Sports on Earth, Tim Nguyen talks about his bold quest to crowdsource the funds to purchase the Clippers from Donald Sterling, Alan reveals the strong influence of the occult in professional baseball, and a truly awful fish pun. Legendary sportswriter Pat Jordan joins us to talk about his recent Buck Showalter profile in Sports on Earth, Tim Nguyen talks about his bold quest to crowdsource the funds to purchase the Clippers from Donald Sterling, Alan reveals the strong influence of the occult in professional baseball, and a truly awful fish pun.

]]> 3105 no Sterling Silver (w/ Padraic Lillis) https://baltimorons.libsyn.com/sterling-silver-w-padraic-lillis We remember the glory days of Randy Milligan, try to convince Alan that he should care about the National League, viciously beat the corpse of the Donald Sterling horse (including commentary from an actual Clippers fan), and talk to Padraic Lillis, the artistic director of the Farm Theater (thefarmtheater.org). Thu, 01 May 2014 15:14:59 -0000 full Sam Dingman & Alan Smith We remember the glory days of Randy Milligan, try to convince Alan that he should care about the National League, viciously beat the corpse of the Donald Sterling horse (including commentary from an actual Clippers fan), and talk to Padraic Lillis,... We remember the glory days of Randy Milligan, try to convince Alan that he should care about the National League, viciously beat the corpse of the Donald Sterling horse (including commentary from an actual Clippers fan), and talk to Padraic Lillis, the artistic director of the Farm Theater (thefarmtheater.org). We remember the glory days of Randy Milligan, try to convince Alan that he should care about the National League, viciously beat the corpse of the Donald Sterling horse (including commentary from an actual Clippers fan), and talk to Padraic Lillis, the artistic director of the Farm Theater (thefarmtheater.org).

]]> 3078 no Pride of St Louis https://baltimorons.libsyn.com/pride-of-st-louis The Melvin Mora Franchise Report reminds us of its namesake's remarkable contributions during his 10-year tenure in Baltimore, and also covers the Orioles current third base woes, not to mention Cuba's role on the global stage. Sam and Alan also bid a fond farewell to one of the three Mets fans they know, and crack open the Hootenanny Studios Time Capsule for a Seventh Inning Sketch from a couple years ago that has proved remarkably not-prescient. Thu, 24 Apr 2014 14:41:41 -0000 full Sam Dingman & Alan Smith The Melvin Mora Franchise Report reminds us of its namesake's remarkable contributions during his 10-year tenure in Baltimore, and also covers the Orioles current third base woes, not to mention Cuba's role on the global stage. Sam and Alan also bid a... The Melvin Mora Franchise Report reminds us of its namesake's remarkable contributions during his 10-year tenure in Baltimore, and also covers the Orioles current third base woes, not to mention Cuba's role on the global stage. Sam and Alan also bid a fond farewell to one of the three Mets fans they know, and crack open the Hootenanny Studios Time Capsule for a Seventh Inning Sketch from a couple years ago that has proved remarkably not-prescient. The Melvin Mora Franchise Report reminds us of its namesake's remarkable contributions during his 10-year tenure in Baltimore, and also covers the Orioles current third base woes, not to mention Cuba's role on the global stage. Sam and Alan also bid a fond farewell to one of the three Mets fans they know, and crack open the Hootenanny Studios Time Capsule for a Seventh Inning Sketch from a couple years ago that has proved remarkably not-prescient.

]]> 2974 no Children of the Corn https://baltimorons.libsyn.com/children-of-the-corn The Morons celebrate the proud legacy of Buddy Groom, salute the welcome certainty of the 90 foot distance between the bases, help Ben Masten create an MLB Singles (powered by Match.com) profile, and announce our first-ever corporate sponsor. Thu, 17 Apr 2014 15:29:59 -0000 full Sam Dingman & Alan Smith The Morons celebrate the proud legacy of Buddy Groom, salute the welcome certainty of the 90 foot distance between the bases, help Ben Masten create an MLB Singles (powered by Match.com) profile, and announce our first-ever corporate sponsor. The Morons celebrate the proud legacy of Buddy Groom, salute the welcome certainty of the 90 foot distance between the bases, help Ben Masten create an MLB Singles (powered by Match.com) profile, and announce our first-ever corporate sponsor. The Morons celebrate the proud legacy of Buddy Groom, salute the welcome certainty of the 90 foot distance between the bases, help Ben Masten create an MLB Singles (powered by Match.com) profile, and announce our first-ever corporate sponsor.

]]> 3942 no Thunder Bucket https://baltimorons.libsyn.com/thunder-bucket Sam and Alan attempt to process the various ups and downs of the first week of the 2014 season, and play a recording from Peter Angelos's secret audio diary. Fri, 11 Apr 2014 04:05:39 -0000 full Sam Dingman & Alan Smith Sam and Alan attempt to process the various ups and downs of the first week of the 2014 season, and play a recording from Peter Angelos's secret audio diary. Sam and Alan attempt to process the various ups and downs of the first week of the 2014 season, and play a recording from Peter Angelos's secret audio diary. Sam and Alan attempt to process the various ups and downs of the first week of the 2014 season, and play a recording from Peter Angelos's secret audio diary.

]]> 2842 no 2014 Orioles Nickname Audit (aka Inspector Soul Patch) https://baltimorons.libsyn.com/2014-orioles-nickname-audit-aka-inspector-soul-patch Our annual tradition continues! The Morons bring you a complete list of convenient and hilarious nicknames for each player on the Orioles 25 man roster. The discussion is moderated by our friend Jen, whose loyalties, it turns out, are for sale. Plus, a special edition of the Seventh Inning Sketch from Old Time Family Baseball's Michael Clair. Thu, 03 Apr 2014 14:36:52 -0000 full Sam Dingman & Alan Smith Our annual tradition continues! The Morons bring you a complete list of convenient and hilarious nicknames for each player on the Orioles 25 man roster. The discussion is moderated by our friend Jen, whose loyalties, it turns out, are for sale. Plus,... Our annual tradition continues! The Morons bring you a complete list of convenient and hilarious nicknames for each player on the Orioles 25 man roster. The discussion is moderated by our friend Jen, whose loyalties, it turns out, are for sale. Plus, a special edition of the Seventh Inning Sketch from Old Time Family Baseball's Michael Clair. Our annual tradition continues! The Morons bring you a complete list of convenient and hilarious nicknames for each player on the Orioles 25 man roster. The discussion is moderated by our friend Jen, whose loyalties, it turns out, are for sale. Plus, a special edition of the Seventh Inning Sketch from Old Time Family Baseball's Michael Clair.

]]> 3494 no Strawberry Leylands Forever https://baltimorons.libsyn.com/strawberry-leylands-forever Sam and Alan explain baseball to a skeptical friend, review the latest literary works of particular relevance to All-Weather Fans, and marvel at the ongoing idiocy of Dan Snyder. Thu, 27 Mar 2014 17:34:31 -0000 full Sam Dingman & Alan Smith Sam and Alan explain baseball to a skeptical friend, review the latest literary works of particular relevance to All-Weather Fans, and marvel at the ongoing idiocy of Dan Snyder. Sam and Alan explain baseball to a skeptical friend, review the latest literary works of particular relevance to All-Weather Fans, and marvel at the ongoing idiocy of Dan Snyder. Sam and Alan explain baseball to a skeptical friend, review the latest literary works of particular relevance to All-Weather Fans, and marvel at the ongoing idiocy of Dan Snyder.

]]> 2790 no Spring Training Special: Floridian Fellowship https://baltimorons.libsyn.com/spring-training-special-florida-fellowship The Morons check in from a moving rental car in sunny Sarasota, sharing their observations about America's most pendulous state as well as the youngsters fighting for roster spots in Orioles camp. Thu, 20 Mar 2014 16:31:43 -0000 full Sam Dingman & Alan Smith The Morons check in from a moving rental car in sunny Sarasota, sharing their observations about America's most pendulous state as well as the youngsters fighting for roster spots in Orioles camp. The Morons check in from a moving rental car in sunny Sarasota, sharing their observations about America's most pendulous state as well as the youngsters fighting for roster spots in Orioles camp. The Morons check in from a moving rental car in sunny Sarasota, sharing their observations about America's most pendulous state as well as the youngsters fighting for roster spots in Orioles camp.

]]> 2883 no Bizarro Belanger (w/ Mac Montandon) https://baltimorons.libsyn.com/bizarro-belanger-w-mac-montandon Baltimore native and jetpack expert Mac Montandon stops by Hootenanny Studios to talk about the fateful day he attened an open tryout for the Orioles. He now writes about jetpacks for a living, so you can perhaps guess how well that turned out. We also fondly recall the magic of Tito Landrum, and address the latest brushfires of news from spring training camp. Thu, 13 Mar 2014 15:27:21 -0000 full Sam Dingman & Alan Smith Baltimore native and jetpack expert Mac Montandon stops by Hootenanny Studios to talk about the fateful day he attened an open tryout for the Orioles. He now writes about jetpacks for a living, so you can perhaps guess how well that turned out. We... Baltimore native and jetpack expert Mac Montandon stops by Hootenanny Studios to talk about the fateful day he attened an open tryout for the Orioles. He now writes about jetpacks for a living, so you can perhaps guess how well that turned out. We also fondly recall the magic of Tito Landrum, and address the latest brushfires of news from spring training camp. Baltimore native and jetpack expert Mac Montandon stops by Hootenanny Studios to talk about the fateful day he attened an open tryout for the Orioles. He now writes about jetpacks for a living, so you can perhaps guess how well that turned out. We also fondly recall the magic of Tito Landrum, and address the latest brushfires of news from spring training camp.

]]> 3000 no Sheffield of Dreams (w/ Andy Zaltzman) https://baltimorons.libsyn.com/sheffield-of-dreams-w-andy-zaltzman The Bugle's Andy Zaltzman joins us for a spirited rumination on the nature of tyranny, why sports are preferable to real life, and the potential for Derek Jeter to find a second career as a cricket player. Plus: Alan takes the "Terminator" series of films to task, the Todd Frohwirth Franchise Report looks at the Johan Santana signing and its accompanying ethical issues, and the Morons announce the winners of the 2013 Hot Stove Oscars. Thu, 06 Mar 2014 15:41:13 -0000 full Sam Dingman & Alan Smith The Bugle's Andy Zaltzman joins us for a spirited rumination on the nature of tyranny, why sports are preferable to real life, and the potential for Derek Jeter to find a second career as a cricket player. Plus: Alan takes the "Terminator" series of... The Bugle's Andy Zaltzman joins us for a spirited rumination on the nature of tyranny, why sports are preferable to real life, and the potential for Derek Jeter to find a second career as a cricket player. Plus: Alan takes the "Terminator" series of films to task, the Todd Frohwirth Franchise Report looks at the Johan Santana signing and its accompanying ethical issues, and the Morons announce the winners of the 2013 Hot Stove Oscars. The Bugle's Andy Zaltzman joins us for a spirited rumination on the nature of tyranny, why sports are preferable to real life, and the potential for Derek Jeter to find a second career as a cricket player. Plus: Alan takes the "Terminator" series of films to task, the Todd Frohwirth Franchise Report looks at the Johan Santana signing and its accompanying ethical issues, and the Morons announce the winners of the 2013 Hot Stove Oscars.

]]> 3155 no February is the Foldest Month (w/ April Whitzman) https://baltimorons.libsyn.com/february-is-the-foldest-month-w-april-whitzman We welcome 2013 MLB Fan Cave Dweller April Whitzman, who dishes on the life in the Cave and provides words of caution for O's fans who think we're simply going to Cruz into October. Speaking of Nelly, The Larry Harlow Franchise Report examines the implications of his presence in a vocally anti-PED clubhouse. Alan marvels at the onset of late-winter insanity across the globe, and Sam provides a much-needed reminder about the secret strength of Orioles fans, which is, of course, puns. Thu, 27 Feb 2014 16:03:34 -0000 full Sam Dingman & Alan Smith We welcome 2013 MLB Fan Cave Dweller April Whitzman, who dishes on the life in the Cave and provides words of caution for O's fans who think we're simply going to Cruz into October. Speaking of Nelly, The Larry Harlow Franchise Report examines the... We welcome 2013 MLB Fan Cave Dweller April Whitzman, who dishes on the life in the Cave and provides words of caution for O's fans who think we're simply going to Cruz into October. Speaking of Nelly, The Larry Harlow Franchise Report examines the implications of his presence in a vocally anti-PED clubhouse. Alan marvels at the onset of late-winter insanity across the globe, and Sam provides a much-needed reminder about the secret strength of Orioles fans, which is, of course, puns. We welcome 2013 MLB Fan Cave Dweller April Whitzman, who dishes on the life in the Cave and provides words of caution for O's fans who think we're simply going to Cruz into October. Speaking of Nelly, The Larry Harlow Franchise Report examines the implications of his presence in a vocally anti-PED clubhouse. Alan marvels at the onset of late-winter insanity across the globe, and Sam provides a much-needed reminder about the secret strength of Orioles fans, which is, of course, puns.

]]> 3466 no Illuminated Danuscript https://baltimorons.libsyn.com/illuminated-danuscript Alan reveals the historical origins of baseball as we know it, we apologize for ever doubting Dan Duquette, and Sam shares a personal story from his youth, a testament to the mostly-discarded magic of the sports page. Thu, 20 Feb 2014 15:29:05 -0000 full Sam Dingman & Alan Smith Alan reveals the historical origins of baseball as we know it, we apologize for ever doubting Dan Duquette, and Sam shares a personal story from his youth, a testament to the mostly-discarded magic of the sports page. Alan reveals the historical origins of baseball as we know it, we apologize for ever doubting Dan Duquette, and Sam shares a personal story from his youth, a testament to the mostly-discarded magic of the sports page. Alan reveals the historical origins of baseball as we know it, we apologize for ever doubting Dan Duquette, and Sam shares a personal story from his youth, a testament to the mostly-discarded magic of the sports page.

]]> 2307 no Bring In The Professionals (w/ Ben Lindbergh) https://baltimorons.libsyn.com/bring-in-the-professionals-w-ben-lindbergh The Morons welcome Baseball Prospectus Editor in Chief Ben Lindbergh for an in-depth look at the Orioles' approach to the free agent market, as well as the evolution of the role of advanced statistical metrics in team strategy.  They also sing a song, pay tribute to the proud legacy of Wayne Krenchiki, and remember a curious historical incident involving the Sioux Falls Jackanapes and a sandwich board. Thu, 13 Feb 2014 18:02:27 -0000 full Sam Dingman & Alan Smith The Morons welcome Baseball Prospectus Editor in Chief Ben Lindbergh for an in-depth look at the Orioles' approach to the free agent market, as well as the evolution of the role of advanced statistical metrics in team strategy.  They also... The Morons welcome Baseball Prospectus Editor in Chief Ben Lindbergh for an in-depth look at the Orioles' approach to the free agent market, as well as the evolution of the role of advanced statistical metrics in team strategy.  They also sing a song, pay tribute to the proud legacy of Wayne Krenchiki, and remember a curious historical incident involving the Sioux Falls Jackanapes and a sandwich board. The Morons welcome Baseball Prospectus Editor in Chief Ben Lindbergh for an in-depth look at the Orioles' approach to the free agent market, as well as the evolution of the role of advanced statistical metrics in team strategy.  They also sing a song, pay tribute to the proud legacy of Wayne Krenchiki, and remember a curious historical incident involving the Sioux Falls Jackanapes and a sandwich board.

]]> 2672 no Welcome to Night Baseball https://baltimorons.libsyn.com/welcome-to-night-baseball A jam-packed show this week, featuring an exciting experiment in community organizing for Orioles fans, a fond farewell to Chris Jakubauskas, the complicated legacy of Madonna, and our loving tribute to the brilliant "Welcome to Night Vale" podcast. Thu, 06 Feb 2014 15:35:31 -0000 full Sam Dingman & Alan Smith A jam-packed show this week, featuring an exciting experiment in community organizing for Orioles fans, a fond farewell to Chris Jakubauskas, the complicated legacy of Madonna, and our loving tribute to the brilliant "Welcome to Night Vale" podcast. A jam-packed show this week, featuring an exciting experiment in community organizing for Orioles fans, a fond farewell to Chris Jakubauskas, the complicated legacy of Madonna, and our loving tribute to the brilliant "Welcome to Night Vale" podcast. A jam-packed show this week, featuring an exciting experiment in community organizing for Orioles fans, a fond farewell to Chris Jakubauskas, the complicated legacy of Madonna, and our loving tribute to the brilliant "Welcome to Night Vale" podcast.

]]> 3157 no Meaningless Yet Amazing (w/ Roch Kubatko) https://baltimorons.libsyn.com/meaningless-yet-amazing-w-roch-kubatko MASN's Roch Kubatko joins us for a much-needed reality check about the State of the Union in Moron Nation, and the Whitey Lockman Franchise Report covers AJ Burnettt, the troubling realities of WAR, and unionized college athletes.  Plus: an exclusive preview of the upcoming film "Unmasked Justice," starring Matt Wieters. Thu, 30 Jan 2014 15:38:27 -0000 full Sam Dingman & Alan Smith MASN's Roch Kubatko joins us for a much-needed reality check about the State of the Union in Moron Nation, and the Whitey Lockman Franchise Report covers AJ Burnettt, the troubling realities of WAR, and unionized college athletes.  Plus: an... MASN's Roch Kubatko joins us for a much-needed reality check about the State of the Union in Moron Nation, and the Whitey Lockman Franchise Report covers AJ Burnettt, the troubling realities of WAR, and unionized college athletes.  Plus: an exclusive preview of the upcoming film "Unmasked Justice," starring Matt Wieters. MASN's Roch Kubatko joins us for a much-needed reality check about the State of the Union in Moron Nation, and the Whitey Lockman Franchise Report covers AJ Burnettt, the troubling realities of WAR, and unionized college athletes.  Plus: an exclusive preview of the upcoming film "Unmasked Justice," starring Matt Wieters.

]]> 2607 no Vanilla Spaceships https://baltimorons.libsyn.com/vanilla-spaceships Alan ponders the cultural legacy of Elvis Presley, the Al Pardo Franchise Report examines a curious aspect of the US tax code, Joelle Gamble talks about politics with an intelligence not befitting the program's proud tradition, and we listen to a broadcast of a game between the Phantom City Muskellunges and the Winnetonka Spacemen. Thu, 23 Jan 2014 15:18:11 -0000 full Sam Dingman & Alan Smith Alan ponders the cultural legacy of Elvis Presley, the Al Pardo Franchise Report examines a curious aspect of the US tax code, Joelle Gamble talks about politics with an intelligence not befitting the program's proud tradition, and we listen to a... Alan ponders the cultural legacy of Elvis Presley, the Al Pardo Franchise Report examines a curious aspect of the US tax code, Joelle Gamble talks about politics with an intelligence not befitting the program's proud tradition, and we listen to a broadcast of a game between the Phantom City Muskellunges and the Winnetonka Spacemen. Alan ponders the cultural legacy of Elvis Presley, the Al Pardo Franchise Report examines a curious aspect of the US tax code, Joelle Gamble talks about politics with an intelligence not befitting the program's proud tradition, and we listen to a broadcast of a game between the Phantom City Muskellunges and the Winnetonka Spacemen.

]]> 3019 no More Grave Words https://baltimorons.libsyn.com/more-grave-words The Ed Barnowski Franchise Report looks at internet sleuthing and Delmon Young; Alan expresses mild opinions about the recently-announced film adaptation of "1984," Ben Masten tries to pretend it's a rough time to be a Yankee fan, and J. Wellington Scrimshire presents "Hotstove Theatre." Thu, 16 Jan 2014 15:03:16 -0000 full Sam Dingman & Alan Smith The Ed Barnowski Franchise Report looks at internet sleuthing and Delmon Young; Alan expresses mild opinions about the recently-announced film adaptation of "1984," Ben Masten tries to pretend it's a rough time to be a Yankee fan, and J. Wellington... The Ed Barnowski Franchise Report looks at internet sleuthing and Delmon Young; Alan expresses mild opinions about the recently-announced film adaptation of "1984," Ben Masten tries to pretend it's a rough time to be a Yankee fan, and J. Wellington Scrimshire presents "Hotstove Theatre." The Ed Barnowski Franchise Report looks at internet sleuthing and Delmon Young; Alan expresses mild opinions about the recently-announced film adaptation of "1984," Ben Masten tries to pretend it's a rough time to be a Yankee fan, and J. Wellington Scrimshire presents "Hotstove Theatre."

]]> 2623 no Punctuation (w/ Phil Gentile) https://baltimorons.libsyn.com/punctuation-w-phil-gentile A voyage in to the nether regions of the moronic mind, featuring ruminations on climate change, wizardry (aka Greg Maddux), the Orioles' automotive profile, and a Special Comment on the current state of the National Football League. Thu, 09 Jan 2014 16:15:17 -0000 full Sam Dingman & Alan Smith A voyage in to the nether regions of the moronic mind, featuring ruminations on climate change, wizardry (aka Greg Maddux), the Orioles' automotive profile, and a Special Comment on the current state of the National Football League. A voyage in to the nether regions of the moronic mind, featuring ruminations on climate change, wizardry (aka Greg Maddux), the Orioles' automotive profile, and a Special Comment on the current state of the National Football League. A voyage in to the nether regions of the moronic mind, featuring ruminations on climate change, wizardry (aka Greg Maddux), the Orioles' automotive profile, and a Special Comment on the current state of the National Football League.

]]> 3008 no Shading Towards Disaster (w/ Michael Clair) https://baltimorons.libsyn.com/shading-towards-disaster-w-michael-clair The dysfunction of the Orioles offseason reaches a fever pitch, and Sam and Alan are growing increasingly concerned that the whole thing is just an elaborate and ill-conceived parody of "The Music Man."  Plus, Michael Clair (Baseball Prospectus, Old Time Family Baseball) calls in to discuss his ongoing amazingness. Sun, 22 Dec 2013 00:25:50 -0000 full Sam Dingman & Alan Smith The dysfunction of the Orioles offseason reaches a fever pitch, and Sam and Alan are growing increasingly concerned that the whole thing is just an elaborate and ill-conceived parody of "The Music Man."  Plus, Michael Clair (Baseball Prospectus,... The dysfunction of the Orioles offseason reaches a fever pitch, and Sam and Alan are growing increasingly concerned that the whole thing is just an elaborate and ill-conceived parody of "The Music Man."  Plus, Michael Clair (Baseball Prospectus, Old Time Family Baseball) calls in to discuss his ongoing amazingness. The dysfunction of the Orioles offseason reaches a fever pitch, and Sam and Alan are growing increasingly concerned that the whole thing is just an elaborate and ill-conceived parody of "The Music Man."  Plus, Michael Clair (Baseball Prospectus, Old Time Family Baseball) calls in to discuss his ongoing amazingness.

]]> 2997 no Known Unknowns https://baltimorons.libsyn.com/known-unknowns A thorough examination of the Duquette Doctrine, with much discussion of the Orioles' apparent lack of offseason ambition, an investigative report on the whereabouts of the Orioles Spastics, and Dan Duquette himself as the musical guest. Thu, 12 Dec 2013 15:36:27 -0000 full Sam Dingman & Alan Smith A thorough examination of the Duquette Doctrine, with much discussion of the Orioles' apparent lack of offseason ambition, an investigative report on the whereabouts of the Orioles Spastics, and Dan Duquette himself as the musical guest. A thorough examination of the Duquette Doctrine, with much discussion of the Orioles' apparent lack of offseason ambition, an investigative report on the whereabouts of the Orioles Spastics, and Dan Duquette himself as the musical guest. A thorough examination of the Duquette Doctrine, with much discussion of the Orioles' apparent lack of offseason ambition, an investigative report on the whereabouts of the Orioles Spastics, and Dan Duquette himself as the musical guest.

]]> 3276 no Jacoby Sharkleberry (w/ Nick Mendillo) https://baltimorons.libsyn.com/jacoby-sharkleberry-w-nick-mendillo The stove is piping hot, and the Morons are accordingly all fired up.  Much discussion of the recent flurry of trade activity, an in-depth discussion of the MLB Fan Cave experience with 2013 Dweller Nick Mendillo, and a free agent cautionary tale in musical form. Thu, 05 Dec 2013 15:24:34 -0000 full Sam Dingman & Alan Smith The stove is piping hot, and the Morons are accordingly all fired up.  Much discussion of the recent flurry of trade activity, an in-depth discussion of the MLB Fan Cave experience with 2013 Dweller Nick Mendillo, and a free agent cautionary tale... The stove is piping hot, and the Morons are accordingly all fired up.  Much discussion of the recent flurry of trade activity, an in-depth discussion of the MLB Fan Cave experience with 2013 Dweller Nick Mendillo, and a free agent cautionary tale in musical form. The stove is piping hot, and the Morons are accordingly all fired up.  Much discussion of the recent flurry of trade activity, an in-depth discussion of the MLB Fan Cave experience with 2013 Dweller Nick Mendillo, and a free agent cautionary tale in musical form.

]]> 3266 no Cookies & Pie (Thanksgiving Special Edition) https://baltimorons.libsyn.com/cookies-pie-thanksgiving-special-edition Sam and Alan share personal essays on the themes of baseball and gratitude. Fri, 29 Nov 2013 19:29:13 -0000 full Sam Dingman & Alan Smith baltimore, orioles, baseball, baltimorons Sam and Alan share personal essays on the themes of baseball and gratitude. Sam and Alan share personal essays on the themes of baseball and gratitude.

]]> 912 no Hamburgers & Butter https://baltimorons.libsyn.com/hamburgers-butter Marcel Proust, agrarian economic principles, and nostalgia for the more innocent days of the physical sports page.  Almost no Orioles talk this week, but you should be expecting that at this point. Fri, 22 Nov 2013 17:37:55 -0000 full Sam Dingman & Alan Smith Marcel Proust, agrarian economic principles, and nostalgia for the more innocent days of the physical sports page.  Almost no Orioles talk this week, but you should be expecting that at this point. Marcel Proust, agrarian economic principles, and nostalgia for the more innocent days of the physical sports page.  Almost no Orioles talk this week, but you should be expecting that at this point. Marcel Proust, agrarian economic principles, and nostalgia for the more innocent days of the physical sports page.  Almost no Orioles talk this week, but you should be expecting that at this point.

]]> 2678 no The Other Times https://baltimorons.libsyn.com/the-other-times Bullpen coach discrimination, new stadium nonsense, and a strategy of radical pragmatism regarding next year's starting rotation.  Plus, a Special Comment from Alan Smith. Thu, 14 Nov 2013 17:21:59 -0000 full Sam Dingman & Alan Smith Bullpen coach discrimination, new stadium nonsense, and a strategy of radical pragmatism regarding next year's starting rotation.  Plus, a Special Comment from Alan Smith. Bullpen coach discrimination, new stadium nonsense, and a strategy of radical pragmatism regarding next year's starting rotation.  Plus, a Special Comment from Alan Smith. Bullpen coach discrimination, new stadium nonsense, and a strategy of radical pragmatism regarding next year's starting rotation.  Plus, a Special Comment from Alan Smith.

]]> 3076 no Hot Ice https://baltimorons.libsyn.com/hot-ice Gold gloves, pitching coaches, neck tattoos, and Theodore Roosevelt. Fri, 08 Nov 2013 16:22:29 -0000 full Sam Dingman & Alan Smith Gold gloves, pitching coaches, neck tattoos, and Theodore Roosevelt. Gold gloves, pitching coaches, neck tattoos, and Theodore Roosevelt. Gold gloves, pitching coaches, neck tattoos, and Theodore Roosevelt.

]]> 2611 no Too Many Hats https://baltimorons.libsyn.com/too-many-hats Episode 70 arrives in your feed replete with trenchant observations on the role of narrative in baseball, whether or not buying hats with World Series patches is lame, sincere appreciation for French culture, and a damn sonnet to boot. Thu, 24 Oct 2013 19:04:36 -0000 full Sam Dingman & Alan Smith Episode 70 arrives in your feed replete with trenchant observations on the role of narrative in baseball, whether or not buying hats with World Series patches is lame, sincere appreciation for French culture, and a damn sonnet to boot. Episode 70 arrives in your feed replete with trenchant observations on the role of narrative in baseball, whether or not buying hats with World Series patches is lame, sincere appreciation for French culture, and a damn sonnet to boot. Episode 70 arrives in your feed replete with trenchant observations on the role of narrative in baseball, whether or not buying hats with World Series patches is lame, sincere appreciation for French culture, and a damn sonnet to boot.

]]> 3353 no 2013 Season Shutdown (Part 2) https://baltimorons.libsyn.com/2013-season-shutdown-part-2 The thrilling conclusion to our 2013 season wrap-up, featuring Charlie Hoppes (Orioles Spastics), Cal from the OBP Podcast, and musical guest Charlie Hoppes. Thu, 10 Oct 2013 17:16:36 -0000 full Sam Dingman & Alan Smith The thrilling conclusion to our 2013 season wrap-up, featuring Charlie Hoppes (Orioles Spastics), Cal from the OBP Podcast, and musical guest Charlie Hoppes. The thrilling conclusion to our 2013 season wrap-up, featuring Charlie Hoppes (Orioles Spastics), Cal from the OBP Podcast, and musical guest Charlie Hoppes. The thrilling conclusion to our 2013 season wrap-up, featuring Charlie Hoppes (Orioles Spastics), Cal from the OBP Podcast, and musical guest Charlie Hoppes.

]]> 3528 no 2013 Season Shutdown (Part 1) https://baltimorons.libsyn.com/2013-season-shutdown-part-1 Sam and Alan recap the 2013 season with a cavalcade of guests from the Baltimore Sports Network and beyond. Featuring the triumphant return of Dan Duquette! Thu, 03 Oct 2013 16:58:55 -0000 full Sam Dingman & Alan Smith Sam and Alan recap the 2013 season with a cavalcade of guests from the Baltimore Sports Network and beyond. Featuring the triumphant return of Dan Duquette! Sam and Alan recap the 2013 season with a cavalcade of guests from the Baltimore Sports Network and beyond. Featuring the triumphant return of Dan Duquette! Sam and Alan recap the 2013 season with a cavalcade of guests from the Baltimore Sports Network and beyond. Featuring the triumphant return of Dan Duquette!

]]> 2826 no So Many Feelings https://baltimorons.libsyn.com/so-many-feelings Sam and Alan leave their customary format (which you could argue isn't really there in the first place) behind for a more free-flowing, emotion-driven episode, in which they ponder the deeper implications of Manny's knee injury, the ever-dangerous Expectations Game, and try to pinpoint the exact location of the Buck Showalter Blame Line. Thu, 26 Sep 2013 17:32:38 -0000 full Sam Dingman & Alan Smith Sam and Alan leave their customary format (which you could argue isn't really there in the first place) behind for a more free-flowing, emotion-driven episode, in which they ponder the deeper implications of Manny's knee injury, the ever-dangerous... Sam and Alan leave their customary format (which you could argue isn't really there in the first place) behind for a more free-flowing, emotion-driven episode, in which they ponder the deeper implications of Manny's knee injury, the ever-dangerous Expectations Game, and try to pinpoint the exact location of the Buck Showalter Blame Line. Sam and Alan leave their customary format (which you could argue isn't really there in the first place) behind for a more free-flowing, emotion-driven episode, in which they ponder the deeper implications of Manny's knee injury, the ever-dangerous Expectations Game, and try to pinpoint the exact location of the Buck Showalter Blame Line.

]]> 3800 no Happy Grinning Riot (w/ Eric M) https://baltimorons.libsyn.com/happy-grinning-riot-w-eric-menzie The lurid pornography of the Red Sox lineup, potential offseason free agent targets for Dan Duquette & co, and a brand new segment: "Mike Bordick's Best in the Game." Thu, 19 Sep 2013 15:31:16 -0000 full Sam Dingman & Alan Smith The lurid pornography of the Red Sox lineup, potential offseason free agent targets for Dan Duquette & co, and a brand new segment: "Mike Bordick's Best in the Game." The lurid pornography of the Red Sox lineup, potential offseason free agent targets for Dan Duquette & co, and a brand new segment: "Mike Bordick's Best in the Game." The lurid pornography of the Red Sox lineup, potential offseason free agent targets for Dan Duquette & co, and a brand new segment: "Mike Bordick's Best in the Game."

]]> 3231 no Doublechuck (w/ Charlie Wilmoth & Charlie Hoppes) https://baltimorons.libsyn.com/doublechuck-w-charlie-wilmoth-charlie-hoppes Baltimorons welcomes a pair of Charlies to the phone lines for a typically trenchant episode.  Topics covered include: competitive eating, pennant race attendance at Oriole Park, production with RISP (or lack thereof), NFL ass-hattery, the Pirates' first winning season in 20 years, laughing at traffic accidents, and Phil Collins. Wed, 11 Sep 2013 14:25:56 -0000 full Sam Dingman & Alan Smith Baltimorons welcomes a pair of Charlies to the phone lines for a typically trenchant episode.  Topics covered include: competitive eating, pennant race attendance at Oriole Park, production with RISP (or lack thereof), NFL ass-hattery, the... Baltimorons welcomes a pair of Charlies to the phone lines for a typically trenchant episode.  Topics covered include: competitive eating, pennant race attendance at Oriole Park, production with RISP (or lack thereof), NFL ass-hattery, the Pirates' first winning season in 20 years, laughing at traffic accidents, and Phil Collins. Baltimorons welcomes a pair of Charlies to the phone lines for a typically trenchant episode.  Topics covered include: competitive eating, pennant race attendance at Oriole Park, production with RISP (or lack thereof), NFL ass-hattery, the Pirates' first winning season in 20 years, laughing at traffic accidents, and Phil Collins.

]]> 2599 no Gomes Gnomes in Rome https://baltimorons.libsyn.com/gomes-gnomes-in-rome A many-splendored show this week, in which we ponder the legacy of Cassius Clay, the future of Chris Tillman, and the quiet genius of Dan Duqette. Also, Alan explains how football works to Sam. Fri, 06 Sep 2013 16:05:55 -0000 full Sam Dingman & Alan Smith A many-splendored show this week, in which we ponder the legacy of Cassius Clay, the future of Chris Tillman, and the quiet genius of Dan Duqette. Also, Alan explains how football works to Sam. A many-splendored show this week, in which we ponder the legacy of Cassius Clay, the future of Chris Tillman, and the quiet genius of Dan Duqette. Also, Alan explains how football works to Sam. A many-splendored show this week, in which we ponder the legacy of Cassius Clay, the future of Chris Tillman, and the quiet genius of Dan Duqette. Also, Alan explains how football works to Sam.

]]> 3300 no The Winter of Our Discontent https://baltimorons.libsyn.com/the-winter-of-our-discontent One week ago, Sam and Alan made bold predictions about how the Orioles would be doing entering this evening's play.  They were predictably incorrect about most of things, but thankfully also scored an interview with the mysterious man known as "O's Sunglass Guy," who lightens the otherwise somber mood. Thu, 29 Aug 2013 16:10:37 -0000 full Sam Dingman & Alan Smith One week ago, Sam and Alan made bold predictions about how the Orioles would be doing entering this evening's play.  They were predictably incorrect about most of things, but thankfully also scored an interview with the mysterious man known as... One week ago, Sam and Alan made bold predictions about how the Orioles would be doing entering this evening's play.  They were predictably incorrect about most of things, but thankfully also scored an interview with the mysterious man known as "O's Sunglass Guy," who lightens the otherwise somber mood. One week ago, Sam and Alan made bold predictions about how the Orioles would be doing entering this evening's play.  They were predictably incorrect about most of things, but thankfully also scored an interview with the mysterious man known as "O's Sunglass Guy," who lightens the otherwise somber mood.

]]> 2663 no Old Ironsides (w/ Matt Fried) https://baltimorons.libsyn.com/old-ironsides-w-matt-fried Sam and Alan talk instant replay and unpack the complicated legacy of Henry Urrutia's brief tour of duty as Occoasional Designated Hitter.  Plus, Matt Fried calls in to lament the sad tale of Charlie Manuel. Thu, 22 Aug 2013 18:00:44 -0000 full Sam Dingman & Alan Smith Sam and Alan talk instant replay and unpack the complicated legacy of Henry Urrutia's brief tour of duty as Occoasional Designated Hitter.  Plus, Matt Fried calls in to lament the sad tale of Charlie Manuel. Sam and Alan talk instant replay and unpack the complicated legacy of Henry Urrutia's brief tour of duty as Occoasional Designated Hitter.  Plus, Matt Fried calls in to lament the sad tale of Charlie Manuel. Sam and Alan talk instant replay and unpack the complicated legacy of Henry Urrutia's brief tour of duty as Occoasional Designated Hitter.  Plus, Matt Fried calls in to lament the sad tale of Charlie Manuel.

]]> 2967 no Rolodexterity https://baltimorons.libsyn.com/rolodexterity Sam and Alan talk blown saves, blowing winds of change, and doublethink. They are joined by guest Neil DeMause, co-author of the book "Field of Schemes," which chronicles the massive corruption and deception that too often accompany the construction of professional sports stadiums. Thu, 15 Aug 2013 17:50:45 -0000 full Sam Dingman & Alan Smith Sam and Alan talk blown saves, blowing winds of change, and doublethink. They are joined by guest Neil DeMause, co-author of the book "Field of Schemes," which chronicles the massive corruption and deception that too often accompany the construction... Sam and Alan talk blown saves, blowing winds of change, and doublethink. They are joined by guest Neil DeMause, co-author of the book "Field of Schemes," which chronicles the massive corruption and deception that too often accompany the construction of professional sports stadiums. Sam and Alan talk blown saves, blowing winds of change, and doublethink. They are joined by guest Neil DeMause, co-author of the book "Field of Schemes," which chronicles the massive corruption and deception that too often accompany the construction of professional sports stadiums.

]]> 2968 no Asterisky Business https://baltimorons.libsyn.com/asterisky-business A lot of shows are talking A-Rod and BioGenesis this week, but only the Baltimorons are doing so in combination with a modern-day adaptation of "The Rime of the Ancient Mariner," as composed by Dan Duquette. Plus, your tweets and emails!   Speak to us! http://baltimoronspodcast.com http://twitter.com/bmorons Wed, 07 Aug 2013 16:15:09 -0000 full Sam Dingman & Alan Smith A lot of shows are talking A-Rod and BioGenesis this week, but only the Baltimorons are doing so in combination with a modern-day adaptation of "The Rime of the Ancient Mariner," as composed by Dan Duquette. Plus, your tweets and emails!   Speak... A lot of shows are talking A-Rod and BioGenesis this week, but only the Baltimorons are doing so in combination with a modern-day adaptation of "The Rime of the Ancient Mariner," as composed by Dan Duquette. Plus, your tweets and emails!   Speak to us! http://baltimoronspodcast.com http://twitter.com/bmorons A lot of shows are talking A-Rod and BioGenesis this week, but only the Baltimorons are doing so in combination with a modern-day adaptation of "The Rime of the Ancient Mariner," as composed by Dan Duquette. Plus, your tweets and emails!  

Speak to us!

http://baltimoronspodcast.com

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]]> 2467 no CXT https://baltimorons.libsyn.com/cxt Sam and Alan land yet another phone interview with Dan Duquette, who offers a trading deadline postmortem, as well as his views on the United States education system.  Plus, an exciting announcement about the future of the show! Fri, 02 Aug 2013 15:52:30 -0000 full Sam Dingman & Alan Smith Sam and Alan land yet another phone interview with Dan Duquette, who offers a trading deadline postmortem, as well as his views on the United States education system.  Plus, an exciting announcement about the future of the show! Sam and Alan land yet another phone interview with Dan Duquette, who offers a trading deadline postmortem, as well as his views on the United States education system.  Plus, an exciting announcement about the future of the show! Sam and Alan land yet another phone interview with Dan Duquette, who offers a trading deadline postmortem, as well as his views on the United States education system.  Plus, an exciting announcement about the future of the show!

]]> 2367 no Second Half Predictions! (w/ Ben Kabak) https://baltimorons.libsyn.com/second-half-predictions-w-ben-kabak This week's title is remarkably pun-free!  Ben Kabak joins us to look ahead at the second half of the 2013, and we endeavor to predict what only fate can truly know for sure. Tue, 23 Jul 2013 18:00:00 -0000 full Sam Dingman & Alan Smith This week's title is remarkably pun-free!  Ben Kabak joins us to look ahead at the second half of the 2013, and we endeavor to predict what only fate can truly know for sure. This week's title is remarkably pun-free!  Ben Kabak joins us to look ahead at the second half of the 2013, and we endeavor to predict what only fate can truly know for sure. This week's title is remarkably pun-free!  Ben Kabak joins us to look ahead at the second half of the 2013, and we endeavor to predict what only fate can truly know for sure.

]]> 2405 no Squirt Guns & Lighter Fluid (w/ "Dan Duquette") https://baltimorons.libsyn.com/squirt-guns-lighter-fluid-w-dan-duquette Sam and Alan are joined once again by Orioles Executive VP of Baseball Operations Dan Duquette.  They discuss the acquisition of Scott Feldman, take on the fierce debate about the value of no-hitters, talk a little Aldous Huxley, and listen to a lullaby sung by Fred Manfra. Mon, 15 Jul 2013 15:09:10 -0000 full Sam Dingman & Alan Smith Sam and Alan are joined once again by Orioles Executive VP of Baseball Operations Dan Duquette.  They discuss the acquisition of Scott Feldman, take on the fierce debate about the value of no-hitters, talk a little Aldous Huxley, and listen to a... Sam and Alan are joined once again by Orioles Executive VP of Baseball Operations Dan Duquette.  They discuss the acquisition of Scott Feldman, take on the fierce debate about the value of no-hitters, talk a little Aldous Huxley, and listen to a lullaby sung by Fred Manfra. Sam and Alan are joined once again by Orioles Executive VP of Baseball Operations Dan Duquette.  They discuss the acquisition of Scott Feldman, take on the fierce debate about the value of no-hitters, talk a little Aldous Huxley, and listen to a lullaby sung by Fred Manfra.

]]> 2460 no Greed & Capitalism (Independence Day Special) https://baltimorons.libsyn.com/greed-capitalism-independence-day-special A Baltimorons Special Report (TM) on the topic of baseball ownership and it's often astounding levels of evil. Thu, 04 Jul 2013 21:04:26 -0000 full Sam Dingman & Alan Smith A Baltimorons Special Report (TM) on the topic of baseball ownership and it's often astounding levels of evil. A Baltimorons Special Report (TM) on the topic of baseball ownership and it's often astounding levels of evil. A Baltimorons Special Report (TM) on the topic of baseball ownership and it's often astounding levels of evil.

]]> 1612 no Tricks of the Trade (feat. Lucas Heppner) https://baltimorons.libsyn.com/tricks-of-the-trade-feat-lucas-heppner Sam and Alan land two huge interviews: Lucas Heppner, who runs the Orioles Nation Official Facebook page, and Executive VP of Baseball Operations Dan Duquette.  One of them goes better than the other. Tue, 02 Jul 2013 16:37:05 -0000 full Sam Dingman & Alan Smith Sam and Alan land two huge interviews: Lucas Heppner, who runs the Orioles Nation Official Facebook page, and Executive VP of Baseball Operations Dan Duquette.  One of them goes better than the other. Sam and Alan land two huge interviews: Lucas Heppner, who runs the Orioles Nation Official Facebook page, and Executive VP of Baseball Operations Dan Duquette.  One of them goes better than the other. Sam and Alan land two huge interviews: Lucas Heppner, who runs the Orioles Nation Official Facebook page, and Executive VP of Baseball Operations Dan Duquette.  One of them goes better than the other.

]]> 2807 no TPB https://baltimorons.libsyn.com/tpb Alan meditates on the historical significance of Joe Dimaggio's hitting streak and laments the dearth of exciting nicknames in the modern era, and then Sam ruins the episode with a staggering amount of gutter-talk.  PLUS: A FUN AND EXCITING POLL FOR YOU TO VOTE IN. Mon, 24 Jun 2013 18:09:35 -0000 full Sam Dingman & Alan Smith Alan meditates on the historical significance of Joe Dimaggio's hitting streak and laments the dearth of exciting nicknames in the modern era, and then Sam ruins the episode with a staggering amount of gutter-talk.  PLUS: A FUN AND EXCITING POLL... Alan meditates on the historical significance of Joe Dimaggio's hitting streak and laments the dearth of exciting nicknames in the modern era, and then Sam ruins the episode with a staggering amount of gutter-talk.  PLUS: A FUN AND EXCITING POLL FOR YOU TO VOTE IN. Alan meditates on the historical significance of Joe Dimaggio's hitting streak and laments the dearth of exciting nicknames in the modern era, and then Sam ruins the episode with a staggering amount of gutter-talk.  PLUS: A FUN AND EXCITING POLL FOR YOU TO VOTE IN.

]]> 2484 no Illusions of Grandeur (w/ Orioles Spastics) https://baltimorons.libsyn.com/illusions-of-grandeur-w-orioles-spastics Sam and Alan are joined by the Orioles Spastics crew to create what scientists believe is the first-ever Orioles starting lineup comprised entirely of characters from Arrested Development. Wed, 19 Jun 2013 14:43:25 -0000 full Sam Dingman & Alan Smith Sam and Alan are joined by the Orioles Spastics crew to create what scientists believe is the first-ever Orioles starting lineup comprised entirely of characters from Arrested Development. Sam and Alan are joined by the Orioles Spastics crew to create what scientists believe is the first-ever Orioles starting lineup comprised entirely of characters from Arrested Development. Sam and Alan are joined by the Orioles Spastics crew to create what scientists believe is the first-ever Orioles starting lineup comprised entirely of characters from Arrested Development.

]]> 2962 no Red Fred Redemption (w/ Jonah Keri) https://baltimorons.libsyn.com/red-fred-redemption-w-jonah-keri Global politics, horrendous puns, and Jacques Cousteau collide in the latest edition of Baltimorons! So, pretty much a typical episode. Plus, Sam and Alan are joined by New York Times best-selling author and Grantland columnist Jonah Keri to discuss Chris Davis, Peter Angelos, and BioGenesis! Wed, 12 Jun 2013 14:10:04 -0000 full Sam Dingman & Alan Smith Global politics, horrendous puns, and Jacques Cousteau collide in the latest edition of Baltimorons! So, pretty much a typical episode. Plus, Sam and Alan are joined by New York Times best-selling author and Grantland columnist Jonah Keri to discuss... Global politics, horrendous puns, and Jacques Cousteau collide in the latest edition of Baltimorons! So, pretty much a typical episode. Plus, Sam and Alan are joined by New York Times best-selling author and Grantland columnist Jonah Keri to discuss Chris Davis, Peter Angelos, and BioGenesis! Global politics, horrendous puns, and Jacques Cousteau collide in the latest edition of Baltimorons! So, pretty much a typical episode. Plus, Sam and Alan are joined by New York Times best-selling author and Grantland columnist Jonah Keri to discuss Chris Davis, Peter Angelos, and BioGenesis!

]]> 2659 no Forestry (w/ Ben Masten) https://baltimorons.libsyn.com/forestry-w-ben-masten Alan and Sam explore their feelings on some promising statistical trends for the Birds, the latest Biogenesis revelations, and the evergreen gimcrack industry. Fri, 07 Jun 2013 15:15:22 -0000 full Sam Dingman & Alan Smith Alan and Sam explore their feelings on some promising statistical trends for the Birds, the latest Biogenesis revelations, and the evergreen gimcrack industry. Alan and Sam explore their feelings on some promising statistical trends for the Birds, the latest Biogenesis revelations, and the evergreen gimcrack industry. Alan and Sam explore their feelings on some promising statistical trends for the Birds, the latest Biogenesis revelations, and the evergreen gimcrack industry.

]]> 2775 no Truth Babies (w/ Section 336) https://baltimorons.libsyn.com/truth-babies-w-section-336 Sam and Alan rap with Matt and Josh from the brand-new Section 336 podcast, another O's-focused hub of silliness that's been tearing up the iTunes of late.  They also ponder whether to Cliff or not to Cliff, come down considerably from last week's Gausmania, and get a little Trotsky-tastic (Leon, not Hal) on some recent baseball-related political kerfuffles. Wed, 29 May 2013 15:58:19 -0000 full Sam Dingman & Alan Smith Sam and Alan rap with Matt and Josh from the brand-new Section 336 podcast, another O's-focused hub of silliness that's been tearing up the iTunes of late.  They also ponder whether to Cliff or not to Cliff, come down considerably from last... Sam and Alan rap with Matt and Josh from the brand-new Section 336 podcast, another O's-focused hub of silliness that's been tearing up the iTunes of late.  They also ponder whether to Cliff or not to Cliff, come down considerably from last week's Gausmania, and get a little Trotsky-tastic (Leon, not Hal) on some recent baseball-related political kerfuffles. Sam and Alan rap with Matt and Josh from the brand-new Section 336 podcast, another O's-focused hub of silliness that's been tearing up the iTunes of late.  They also ponder whether to Cliff or not to Cliff, come down considerably from last week's Gausmania, and get a little Trotsky-tastic (Leon, not Hal) on some recent baseball-related political kerfuffles.

]]> 3111 no A Donut Menagerie? https://baltimorons.libsyn.com/a-donut-menagerie Sam and Alan muster appropriate (and inappropriate) excitement for the imminent arrival of Kevin Gausman, and, as usual, do their best to foster international goodwill via Orioles podcast. Thu, 23 May 2013 15:56:26 -0000 full Sam Dingman & Alan Smith Sam and Alan muster appropriate (and inappropriate) excitement for the imminent arrival of Kevin Gausman, and, as usual, do their best to foster international goodwill via Orioles podcast. Sam and Alan muster appropriate (and inappropriate) excitement for the imminent arrival of Kevin Gausman, and, as usual, do their best to foster international goodwill via Orioles podcast. Sam and Alan muster appropriate (and inappropriate) excitement for the imminent arrival of Kevin Gausman, and, as usual, do their best to foster international goodwill via Orioles podcast.

]]> 3051 no Dynasteasing (w/ Kelsey Weinrich) https://baltimorons.libsyn.com/dynasteasing-w-kelsey-weinrich Sam and Alan wonder if the Orioles are in fact building the formations of the next great Orioles dynasty, or just toying with their emotions. Kelsey Shea Weinrich calls in to discuss how Morons should comport themselves should said dyansty ever turn up. PLUS: Sam and Alan politely decline the papacy.  Thu, 16 May 2013 15:31:19 -0000 full Sam Dingman & Alan Smith Sam and Alan wonder if the Orioles are in fact building the formations of the next great Orioles dynasty, or just toying with their emotions. Kelsey Shea Weinrich calls in to discuss how Morons should comport themselves should said dyansty ever turn... Sam and Alan wonder if the Orioles are in fact building the formations of the next great Orioles dynasty, or just toying with their emotions. Kelsey Shea Weinrich calls in to discuss how Morons should comport themselves should said dyansty ever turn up. PLUS: Sam and Alan politely decline the papacy.  Sam and Alan wonder if the Orioles are in fact building the formations of the next great Orioles dynasty, or just toying with their emotions. Kelsey Shea Weinrich calls in to discuss how Morons should comport themselves should said dyansty ever turn up. PLUS: Sam and Alan politely decline the papacy. 

]]> 2445 no Arns in the Fah (w/ Bird's Eye View) https://baltimorons.libsyn.com/arns-in-the-fah-w-bird-s-eye-view Sam and Alan learn to speak Bawlmerese, courtesy of the fine chaps at Bird's Eye View, another excellent Orioles podcast which is actually based in Baltimore, unlike our sham of an operation.  Scientology, world hunger, fire engines, and Freddy Garcia are also discussed at great length. Wed, 08 May 2013 14:31:52 -0000 full Sam Dingman & Alan Smith Sam and Alan learn to speak Bawlmerese, courtesy of the fine chaps at Bird's Eye View, another excellent Orioles podcast which is actually based in Baltimore, unlike our sham of an operation.  Scientology, world hunger, fire engines, and Freddy... Sam and Alan learn to speak Bawlmerese, courtesy of the fine chaps at Bird's Eye View, another excellent Orioles podcast which is actually based in Baltimore, unlike our sham of an operation.  Scientology, world hunger, fire engines, and Freddy Garcia are also discussed at great length. Sam and Alan learn to speak Bawlmerese, courtesy of the fine chaps at Bird's Eye View, another excellent Orioles podcast which is actually based in Baltimore, unlike our sham of an operation.  Scientology, world hunger, fire engines, and Freddy Garcia are also discussed at great length.

]]> 2474 no Mike Trout: Lookout! (w/ Jay Ducote) https://baltimorons.libsyn.com/mike-trout-lookout-w-jay-ducote An episode devoted to Dionysian desires, primarily DEM FOODS.  Our guest Jay Ducote, host of the Bite and Booze radio show (and Sam's fellow MLB Fan Cave finalist) joins us to share his customized AL West-themed five-course meal, which prompts Sam and Alan to propose an AL East counterpart, with far less delicious results. Thu, 02 May 2013 14:50:58 -0000 full Sam Dingman & Alan Smith An episode devoted to Dionysian desires, primarily DEM FOODS.  Our guest Jay Ducote, host of the Bite and Booze radio show (and Sam's fellow MLB Fan Cave finalist) joins us to share his customized AL West-themed five-course meal, which prompts... An episode devoted to Dionysian desires, primarily DEM FOODS.  Our guest Jay Ducote, host of the Bite and Booze radio show (and Sam's fellow MLB Fan Cave finalist) joins us to share his customized AL West-themed five-course meal, which prompts Sam and Alan to propose an AL East counterpart, with far less delicious results. An episode devoted to Dionysian desires, primarily DEM FOODS.  Our guest Jay Ducote, host of the Bite and Booze radio show (and Sam's fellow MLB Fan Cave finalist) joins us to share his customized AL West-themed five-course meal, which prompts Sam and Alan to propose an AL East counterpart, with far less delicious results.

]]> 3016 no Going Deep (w/ Brian Lehrer) https://baltimorons.libsyn.com/going-deep-w-brian-lehrer Alan and Sam are joined by WNYC radio luminary Brian Lehrer, who for some reason agrees to take a very silly quiz and also waxes philosophical about baseball's mystical allure.  The Morons also ponder the Orioles current pitching woes and wonder if Matt Wieters will ever take that last step forward. Wed, 24 Apr 2013 15:32:12 -0000 full Sam Dingman & Alan Smith Alan and Sam are joined by WNYC radio luminary Brian Lehrer, who for some reason agrees to take a very silly quiz and also waxes philosophical about baseball's mystical allure.  The Morons also ponder the Orioles current pitching woes and wonder... Alan and Sam are joined by WNYC radio luminary Brian Lehrer, who for some reason agrees to take a very silly quiz and also waxes philosophical about baseball's mystical allure.  The Morons also ponder the Orioles current pitching woes and wonder if Matt Wieters will ever take that last step forward. Alan and Sam are joined by WNYC radio luminary Brian Lehrer, who for some reason agrees to take a very silly quiz and also waxes philosophical about baseball's mystical allure.  The Morons also ponder the Orioles current pitching woes and wonder if Matt Wieters will ever take that last step forward.

]]> 2660 no Zen Master Gary Thorne (w/ David Temple) https://baltimorons.libsyn.com/zen-master-gary-thorne-w-david-temple Sam and Alan uncover Gary Thorne's secret identity, speculate as to that of Conor Jackson, and chat with David Temple, creator and host of the very fine "Stealing Home" podcast. Wed, 17 Apr 2013 15:10:36 -0000 full Sam Dingman & Alan Smith Sam and Alan uncover Gary Thorne's secret identity, speculate as to that of Conor Jackson, and chat with David Temple, creator and host of the very fine "Stealing Home" podcast. Sam and Alan uncover Gary Thorne's secret identity, speculate as to that of Conor Jackson, and chat with David Temple, creator and host of the very fine "Stealing Home" podcast. Sam and Alan uncover Gary Thorne's secret identity, speculate as to that of Conor Jackson, and chat with David Temple, creator and host of the very fine "Stealing Home" podcast.

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