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    <title>The Wash with Dalton Smiley</title>
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    <description>Go for a spin with comedian and creator Dalton Smiley at The Wash! Each week, Dalton and his friends take a new load of laundry through every cycle, scrubbing through chaotic life updates, pop culture moments, internet drama, and whatever’s got them freshly pressed. No matter how clean or dirty…it all comes out on The Wash!</description>
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    <itunes:author>Dalton Smiley</itunes:author>
    <itunes:summary>Go for a spin with comedian and creator Dalton Smiley at The Wash! Each week, Dalton and his friends take a new load of laundry through every cycle, scrubbing through chaotic life updates, pop culture moments, internet drama, and whatever’s got them freshly pressed. No matter how clean or dirty…it all comes out on The Wash!</itunes:summary>
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      <title>My Mom finally speaks her TRUTH...</title>
      <description>Join us as my mom clocks into The Wash this week to finally air out some family laundry. We tackle the important questions—like what's actually in her will, who she expects to take care of her when she's old, and whether I was really as dramatic as she claims growing up. We also revisit my coming out story, talk about her surprising new life as an empty nester, and uncover how she somehow became the cool parent. Plus, the tables turn when she puts me on trial to determine once and for all whether I'm innocent or GUILTY!</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 23 Jun 2026 14:01:00 -0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:summary>Join us as my mom clocks into The Wash this week to finally air out some family laundry. We tackle the important questions—like what's actually in her will, who she expects to take care of her when she's old, and whether I was really as dramatic as she claims growing up. We also revisit my coming out story, talk about her surprising new life as an empty nester, and uncover how she somehow became the cool parent. Plus, the tables turn when she puts me on trial to determine once and for all whether I'm innocent or GUILTY!</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p><strong>Join us as my mom clocks into The Wash this week to finally air out some family laundry.</strong> We tackle the important questions—like what's actually in her will, who she expects to take care of her when she's old, and whether I was really as dramatic as she claims growing up. We also revisit my coming out story, talk about her surprising new life as an empty nester, and uncover how she somehow became the cool parent. Plus, the tables turn when she puts <em>me</em> on trial to determine once and for all whether I'm innocent or <strong>GUILTY!</strong></p>]]>
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      <title>Uly Morazan has 37 future husbands. </title>
      <description>Emmy-award-winning (kinda) mexican actress and future husband to Pedro Pascal, ULY MORAZAN (@UlyandErnesto), is CLOCKING into The Wash this week!!! Join Uly and I to chat about the south, quinceañeras, milk chug (?) and MORE! I might even force Uly to narrow down his future husbands and finally leave some hot guys for the rest of us! 



Check Uly out on Instagram and TikTok at @UlyandErnesto and his new podcast @CurrentBestiesPod!</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 16 Jun 2026 07:01:00 -0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:summary>Emmy-award-winning (kinda) mexican actress and future husband to Pedro Pascal, ULY MORAZAN (@UlyandErnesto), is CLOCKING into The Wash this week!!! Join Uly and I to chat about the south, quinceañeras, milk chug (?) and MORE! I might even force Uly to narrow down his future husbands and finally leave some hot guys for the rest of us! 



Check Uly out on Instagram and TikTok at @UlyandErnesto and his new podcast @CurrentBestiesPod!</itunes:summary>
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      <title>My GASSY French Bulldog has Attitude Problems...</title>
      <description>The Wash's most anticipated guest EVER is finally sitting down for his first exclusive tell-all interview!!! FRANKLIN is clocking into the laundromat to tell you all about his childhood while confronting all of my crazy stories head on! Join us this week as I chat all things Franklin and answer frequent questions I get with the man (dog) himself !!!</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 09 Jun 2026 07:01:00 -0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:summary>The Wash's most anticipated guest EVER is finally sitting down for his first exclusive tell-all interview!!! FRANKLIN is clocking into the laundromat to tell you all about his childhood while confronting all of my crazy stories head on! Join us this week as I chat all things Franklin and answer frequent questions I get with the man (dog) himself !!!</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The Wash's most anticipated guest EVER is finally sitting down for his first exclusive tell-all interview!!! FRANKLIN is clocking into the laundromat to tell you all about his childhood while confronting all of my crazy stories head on! Join us this week as I chat all things Franklin and answer frequent questions I get with the man (dog) himself !!! </p>]]>
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      <title>Grace is a "thought" daughter...</title>
      <description>@Grace_Africa has clocked in at the wash to talk all things stand-up comedy, toxic situationships, and her roots in Houston! Being a black woman in comedy isn't for the weak, but Grace is killing it! Join us as we laugh through Grace's experiences as the "thought" daughter and her journey to find her soulmate!!</description>
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      <itunes:summary>@Grace_Africa has clocked in at the wash to talk all things stand-up comedy, toxic situationships, and her roots in Houston! Being a black woman in comedy isn't for the weak, but Grace is killing it! Join us as we laugh through Grace's experiences as the "thought" daughter and her journey to find her soulmate!!</itunes:summary>
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      <title>Dalia's terrified of Teslas, Minivans, and Motherhood</title>
      <description>In a bad mood?! So am I. Thank Goodness Dalia Chavez (@daliaelichavez) is here to cheer us up! On today's load of The Wash, we dive into our biggest fears: Teslas, Minivans, and Motherhood.  Dalia is an official Corn Connoisseur and educates us on all things CORN (p.s. it's not from Iowa).</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 26 May 2026 07:01:00 -0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:summary>In a bad mood?! So am I. Thank Goodness Dalia Chavez (@daliaelichavez) is here to cheer us up! On today's load of The Wash, we dive into our biggest fears: Teslas, Minivans, and Motherhood.  Dalia is an official Corn Connoisseur and educates us on all things CORN (p.s. it's not from Iowa).</itunes:summary>
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      <title>Confronting my sister about our childhood LIES</title>
      <description>Clocking in this week at the wash, I'm bringing in some family for some free labor....MY SISTER! Join us this week as I confront her about all of our childhood fights, secretly reading her childhood journals, and our dog that our parents LIED to us about. We're also talking about the scholastic bookfair (so iconic) and all of the things we hate about people in airports!! Get ready to clock in !!</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 19 May 2026 07:01:00 -0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:summary>Clocking in this week at the wash, I'm bringing in some family for some free labor....MY SISTER! Join us this week as I confront her about all of our childhood fights, secretly reading her childhood journals, and our dog that our parents LIED to us about. We're also talking about the scholastic bookfair (so iconic) and all of the things we hate about people in airports!! Get ready to clock in !!</itunes:summary>
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      <title>Brett's botched Nipple Piercings &amp; The Protein Epidemic</title>
      <description>@BrettneySpears is clocking into The Wash this week! Get ready to go for a spin in the wash cycle while him and Dalton discuss everything from the Disney Channel Cinematic Universe and Protein Soda. Brett spills his stories about his *horrific* Nipple Piercing and his plan to sacrifice people who take too long to turn left on a green light! Get ready for a SPIN!</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 12 May 2026 07:01:00 -0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:summary>@BrettneySpears is clocking into The Wash this week! Get ready to go for a spin in the wash cycle while him and Dalton discuss everything from the Disney Channel Cinematic Universe and Protein Soda. Brett spills his stories about his *horrific* Nipple Piercing and his plan to sacrifice people who take too long to turn left on a green light! Get ready for a SPIN!</itunes:summary>
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      <title>The Rules of The Wash with Dalton Smiley - Episode 1</title>
      <description>Dalton’s very first load at The Wash is officially getting scrubbed. In the pilot episode of The Wash, he throws it all in: childhood drama, recent chaos, dumb decisions, fun pranks, and everything that got him freshly pressed this week. Because once it hits The Wash…it’s all coming out.</description>
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      <itunes:summary>Dalton’s very first load at The Wash is officially getting scrubbed. In the pilot episode of The Wash, he throws it all in: childhood drama, recent chaos, dumb decisions, fun pranks, and everything that got him freshly pressed this week. Because once it hits The Wash…it’s all coming out.</itunes:summary>
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      <description>Go for a spin with comedian and creator Dalton Smiley at The Wash! Each week, Dalton and his friends take a new load of laundry through every cycle, scrubbing through chaotic life updates, pop culture moments, internet drama, and whatever’s got them freshly pressed. No matter how clean or dirty…it all comes out on The Wash!</description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 01 May 2026 21:55:00 -0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:summary>Go for a spin with comedian and creator Dalton Smiley at The Wash! Each week, Dalton and his friends take a new load of laundry through every cycle, scrubbing through chaotic life updates, pop culture moments, internet drama, and whatever’s got them freshly pressed. No matter how clean or dirty…it all comes out on The Wash!</itunes:summary>
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