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    <title>Pill Pocket with Boris</title>
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    <description>This is podcast with Boris, Dwight and Jason Nash.</description>
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      <title>Ian Edwards Gets Cancelled for Denying Shark Attacks</title>
      <description>This week in the Pill Pocket we are joined by comedian Ian Edwards, who grew up in Jamaica, which is third world country like Chechnya, only with less filming.



First, Boris reports on Stephen Hubbard, 74-year-old English teacher from Michigan living on $300 pension in Ukraine who was taken by Russian government, and who you may recognize from somewhere else. Then Boris explains the entire history of Russia and Ukraine, from Ukrainian George Washington to Jimmy Fallon at the Oscars, and asks one simple question: if we already invaded Venezuela, why are we buying gas from Putin? Ian is then asked the question we now must ask every guest, and gives a better answer than Boris had on the sheet. Then Ian, who wakes up at 4:30 in the morning after Friday night shows to watch the Premier League, explains how Manchester City cheated for ten years and how the Sheikh who owns them ruined the last thing on earth you could trust. Boris has a few other things the Sheikh has done. Finally, Ian’s shark attack joke has 26 million views this week, and Boris has some breaking news for him from the state of Maine.

Ian Edwards’ new special is on YouTube now. Tour dates and mailing list: https://punchup.live/ianedwards/tour
Follow Ian: @ianedwardscomic

Boris donated to Nova Ukraine, which sends generators and emergency supplies to hospitals and families when Russia cuts the power: https://novaukraine.org/



Boris is on Instagram and TikTok @borispillpocket. Pill Pocket with Boris is on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/4vG55C0YTbliGvagVLaGBJ



Chapters

00:00 Boris welcomes Ian Edwards
02:01 A teacher comes home
06:40 Boris explains Ukraine
20:53 Gas prices
22:23 A simple question for Ian
29:37 Who can we trust with weapons
34:10 Ian explains Man City
43:43 Boris has questions about the Sheikh
50:14 Where to see Ian
52:01 Ian goes viral
53:27 Breaking news from Maine</description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 29 Oct 2026 07:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:summary>This week in the Pill Pocket we are joined by comedian Ian Edwards, who grew up in Jamaica, which is third world country like Chechnya, only with less filming.



First, Boris reports on Stephen Hubbard, 74-year-old English teacher from Michigan living on $300 pension in Ukraine who was taken by Russian government, and who you may recognize from somewhere else. Then Boris explains the entire history of Russia and Ukraine, from Ukrainian George Washington to Jimmy Fallon at the Oscars, and asks one simple question: if we already invaded Venezuela, why are we buying gas from Putin? Ian is then asked the question we now must ask every guest, and gives a better answer than Boris had on the sheet. Then Ian, who wakes up at 4:30 in the morning after Friday night shows to watch the Premier League, explains how Manchester City cheated for ten years and how the Sheikh who owns them ruined the last thing on earth you could trust. Boris has a few other things the Sheikh has done. Finally, Ian’s shark attack joke has 26 million views this week, and Boris has some breaking news for him from the state of Maine.

Ian Edwards’ new special is on YouTube now. Tour dates and mailing list: https://punchup.live/ianedwards/tour
Follow Ian: @ianedwardscomic

Boris donated to Nova Ukraine, which sends generators and emergency supplies to hospitals and families when Russia cuts the power: https://novaukraine.org/



Boris is on Instagram and TikTok @borispillpocket. Pill Pocket with Boris is on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/4vG55C0YTbliGvagVLaGBJ



Chapters

00:00 Boris welcomes Ian Edwards
02:01 A teacher comes home
06:40 Boris explains Ukraine
20:53 Gas prices
22:23 A simple question for Ian
29:37 Who can we trust with weapons
34:10 Ian explains Man City
43:43 Boris has questions about the Sheikh
50:14 Where to see Ian
52:01 Ian goes viral
53:27 Breaking news from Maine</itunes:summary>
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<p><br></p>
<p>First, Boris reports on Stephen Hubbard, 74-year-old English teacher from Michigan living on $300 pension in Ukraine who was taken by Russian government, and who you may recognize from somewhere else. Then Boris explains the entire history of Russia and Ukraine, from Ukrainian George Washington to Jimmy Fallon at the Oscars, and asks one simple question: if we already invaded Venezuela, why are we buying gas from Putin? Ian is then asked the question we now must ask every guest, and gives a better answer than Boris had on the sheet. Then Ian, who wakes up at 4:30 in the morning after Friday night shows to watch the Premier League, explains how Manchester City cheated for ten years and how the Sheikh who owns them ruined the last thing on earth you could trust. Boris has a few other things the Sheikh has done. Finally, Ian’s shark attack joke has 26 million views this week, and Boris has some breaking news for him from the state of Maine.</p>
<p>Ian Edwards’ new special is on YouTube now. Tour dates and mailing list: <a href="https://punchup.live/ianedwards/tour">https://punchup.live/ianedwards/tour</a><br>
Follow Ian: @ianedwardscomic</p>
<p>Boris donated to Nova Ukraine, which sends generators and emergency supplies to hospitals and families when Russia cuts the power: <a href="https://novaukraine.org/">https://novaukraine.org/</a></p>
<p><br></p>
<p>Boris is on Instagram and TikTok @borispillpocket. Pill Pocket with Boris is on Spotify: <a href="https://open.spotify.com/show/4vG55C0YTbliGvagVLaGBJ">https://open.spotify.com/show/4vG55C0YTbliGvagVLaGBJ</a></p>
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<p><strong>Chapters</strong></p>
<p>00:00 Boris welcomes Ian Edwards
02:01 A teacher comes home
06:40 Boris explains Ukraine
20:53 Gas prices
22:23 A simple question for Ian
29:37 Who can we trust with weapons
34:10 Ian explains Man City
43:43 Boris has questions about the Sheikh
50:14 Where to see Ian
52:01 Ian goes viral
53:27 Breaking news from Maine</p>]]>
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      <title> Soulja Boy’s Campaign Manager Announces His 2028 Presidential Run (with Doc Willis)</title>
      <description>Dwight is dead. Jason is not at the LA River. And Pill Pocket has its first-ever guest: Doc Willis (Bad Friends, stand-up, Amazon warehouse) stops by to announce that Soulja Boy is running for president in 2028 and that Doc is running the campaign.

Boris vets the candidate the only way he knows how: LimeWire, the Crank That dance, the Kanye feud, the Soulja Console, the Breakfast Club, the Atari acquisition, the meme coin, the SEC, and Rapper University. Doc defends all of it. Then the news: Kanye vs. Putin in St. Petersburg, LeBron’s $300 million loan, and Joe Rogan’s new Spotify deal explained as a celebrity divorce.

Soulja Boy 2028. Allegedly.


Follow Boris: @borispillpocket on Instagram and TikTok



Chapters:
0:00 Cold open
0:14 RIP Dwight
1:40 Doc Willis has an announcement
3:20 The rise of Soulja Boy
8:45 The Soulja Console
10:50 Vetting the candidate
15:25 Rug pulls, Atari, and the SEC
18:20 Rapper University
22:55 The meme coin
24:10 A name change
25:50 Bobby Lee
28:20 Kanye West vs Putin
35:50 LeBron’s secret ambition
38:45 Joe Rogan’s deal
44:10 Outro</description>
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      <itunes:summary>Dwight is dead. Jason is not at the LA River. And Pill Pocket has its first-ever guest: Doc Willis (Bad Friends, stand-up, Amazon warehouse) stops by to announce that Soulja Boy is running for president in 2028 and that Doc is running the campaign.

Boris vets the candidate the only way he knows how: LimeWire, the Crank That dance, the Kanye feud, the Soulja Console, the Breakfast Club, the Atari acquisition, the meme coin, the SEC, and Rapper University. Doc defends all of it. Then the news: Kanye vs. Putin in St. Petersburg, LeBron’s $300 million loan, and Joe Rogan’s new Spotify deal explained as a celebrity divorce.

Soulja Boy 2028. Allegedly.


Follow Boris: @borispillpocket on Instagram and TikTok



Chapters:
0:00 Cold open
0:14 RIP Dwight
1:40 Doc Willis has an announcement
3:20 The rise of Soulja Boy
8:45 The Soulja Console
10:50 Vetting the candidate
15:25 Rug pulls, Atari, and the SEC
18:20 Rapper University
22:55 The meme coin
24:10 A name change
25:50 Bobby Lee
28:20 Kanye West vs Putin
35:50 LeBron’s secret ambition
38:45 Joe Rogan’s deal
44:10 Outro</itunes:summary>
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Boris vets the candidate the only way he knows how: LimeWire, the Crank That dance, the Kanye feud, the Soulja Console, the Breakfast Club, the Atari acquisition, the meme coin, the SEC, and Rapper University. Doc defends all of it. Then the news: Kanye vs. Putin in St. Petersburg, LeBron’s $300 million loan, and Joe Rogan’s new Spotify deal explained as a celebrity divorce.

Soulja Boy 2028. Allegedly.


Follow Boris: @borispillpocket on Instagram and TikTok



Chapters:
<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MQBXyEAkh2U">0:00</a> Cold open
<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MQBXyEAkh2U&amp;t=14s">0:14</a> RIP Dwight
<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MQBXyEAkh2U&amp;t=100s">1:40</a> Doc Willis has an announcement
<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MQBXyEAkh2U&amp;t=200s&amp;pp=0gcJCWMAwfN6Pr3D">3:20</a> The rise of Soulja Boy
<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MQBXyEAkh2U&amp;t=525s">8:45</a> The Soulja Console
<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MQBXyEAkh2U&amp;t=650s&amp;pp=0gcJCWMAwfN6Pr3D">10:50</a> Vetting the candidate
<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MQBXyEAkh2U&amp;t=925s&amp;pp=0gcJCWMAwfN6Pr3D">15:25</a> Rug pulls, Atari, and the SEC
<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MQBXyEAkh2U&amp;t=1100s">18:20</a> Rapper University
<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MQBXyEAkh2U&amp;t=1375s">22:55</a> The meme coin
<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MQBXyEAkh2U&amp;t=1450s">24:10</a> A name change
<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MQBXyEAkh2U&amp;t=1550s">25:50</a> Bobby Lee
<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MQBXyEAkh2U&amp;t=1700s">28:20</a> Kanye West vs Putin
<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MQBXyEAkh2U&amp;t=2150s">35:50</a> LeBron’s secret ambition
<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MQBXyEAkh2U&amp;t=2325s">38:45</a> Joe Rogan’s deal
<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MQBXyEAkh2U&amp;t=2650s">44:10</a> Outro</p>]]>
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      <title>Boris Challenges Caleb Hammer to a Fight (and Defends Logan Paul) ft. Jason Nash</title>
      <description>Boris challenges Caleb Hammer to a boxing match, defends Logan Paul’s trip to the White House, and declares war on Ira Glass. Jason Nash is here against his will.

Episode 3 of Pill Pocket with Boris. Jason Nash was kidnapped from Jonah’s Kebab and is now a permanent member of the crew (no microphone yet). Boris reviews the Katie Miller Pod and discovers that Marco Rubio bombs countries when he hasn’t had sugar. He lists four reasons Armenia can’t be trusted with artificial intelligence, then apologizes to all of Armenia on the same episode. Dwight brings the This American Life story where Ira Glass tracked down the middle schoolers using NPR’s Spotify comments as a secret chat room, and Boris decides the downfall of Ira Glass is the beef nobody else will start. Jason brings the Frankie LaPenna vs. robot fight, which leads Boris straight to his first callout: Caleb Hammer, Financial Audit, Boris, one ham sandwich. Plus Logan Paul, Lunchly, Prime and the secret plan to bring democracy to Iran, and a Boris update on the Macklemore / Ed Sheeran / Finneas situation.

Chapters
0:00 Jason Nash: permanent captive, no mic
1:49 Boris’s favorite podcast is the Katie Miller Pod
4:50 Marco Rubio can’t stop bombing without sugar
6:25 Boris has a business idea for MrBeast
7:22 Jason asks if Boris is Jewish
10:23 Armenia cannot be allowed to have AI
13:41 Boris apologizes to Armenia
16:51 Scott Ian from Anthrax left Boris on read
18:13 Ira Glass investigates his own Spotify comments
20:59 Boris vs. Megaphone customer support
24:11 The downfall of Ira Glass
29:30 Ira Glass has a killer pit bull
31:33 Frankie LaPenna fights a robot
32:49 Boris wants to box Bryce Hall
34:17 Boris’s first kill (he was six)
35:34 BORIS CALLS OUT CALEB HAMMER
37:06 Boris’s victory speech: Michelle Obama is a woman
38:18 Logan Paul at the White House
39:17 How Lunchly and Prime defeat Iran
43:36 Macklemore, Robert Kraft and Finneas update
45:59 Boris makes Robert Kraft an offer
48:03 Jason is not allowed to leave

Caleb Hammer, Boris is serious. Reply in the comments.

New episodes every Thursday. Subscribe so Boris can afford a second microphone.
Boris on Instagram and TikTok: @borispillpocket
Pill Pocket with Boris: @PillPocketwithBoris
Jason Nash: @jasonnash

Thanks to our sponsors: Sheath Underwear and Franklin Purse.

Everything Boris says is a joke, including the Armenia part, which he already apologized for.

#JasonNash #CalebHammer #LoganPaul #MarcoRubio #Podcast</description>
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      <itunes:subtitle/>
      <itunes:summary>Boris challenges Caleb Hammer to a boxing match, defends Logan Paul’s trip to the White House, and declares war on Ira Glass. Jason Nash is here against his will.

Episode 3 of Pill Pocket with Boris. Jason Nash was kidnapped from Jonah’s Kebab and is now a permanent member of the crew (no microphone yet). Boris reviews the Katie Miller Pod and discovers that Marco Rubio bombs countries when he hasn’t had sugar. He lists four reasons Armenia can’t be trusted with artificial intelligence, then apologizes to all of Armenia on the same episode. Dwight brings the This American Life story where Ira Glass tracked down the middle schoolers using NPR’s Spotify comments as a secret chat room, and Boris decides the downfall of Ira Glass is the beef nobody else will start. Jason brings the Frankie LaPenna vs. robot fight, which leads Boris straight to his first callout: Caleb Hammer, Financial Audit, Boris, one ham sandwich. Plus Logan Paul, Lunchly, Prime and the secret plan to bring democracy to Iran, and a Boris update on the Macklemore / Ed Sheeran / Finneas situation.

Chapters
0:00 Jason Nash: permanent captive, no mic
1:49 Boris’s favorite podcast is the Katie Miller Pod
4:50 Marco Rubio can’t stop bombing without sugar
6:25 Boris has a business idea for MrBeast
7:22 Jason asks if Boris is Jewish
10:23 Armenia cannot be allowed to have AI
13:41 Boris apologizes to Armenia
16:51 Scott Ian from Anthrax left Boris on read
18:13 Ira Glass investigates his own Spotify comments
20:59 Boris vs. Megaphone customer support
24:11 The downfall of Ira Glass
29:30 Ira Glass has a killer pit bull
31:33 Frankie LaPenna fights a robot
32:49 Boris wants to box Bryce Hall
34:17 Boris’s first kill (he was six)
35:34 BORIS CALLS OUT CALEB HAMMER
37:06 Boris’s victory speech: Michelle Obama is a woman
38:18 Logan Paul at the White House
39:17 How Lunchly and Prime defeat Iran
43:36 Macklemore, Robert Kraft and Finneas update
45:59 Boris makes Robert Kraft an offer
48:03 Jason is not allowed to leave

Caleb Hammer, Boris is serious. Reply in the comments.

New episodes every Thursday. Subscribe so Boris can afford a second microphone.
Boris on Instagram and TikTok: @borispillpocket
Pill Pocket with Boris: @PillPocketwithBoris
Jason Nash: @jasonnash

Thanks to our sponsors: Sheath Underwear and Franklin Purse.

Everything Boris says is a joke, including the Armenia part, which he already apologized for.

#JasonNash #CalebHammer #LoganPaul #MarcoRubio #Podcast</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Boris challenges Caleb Hammer to a boxing match, defends Logan Paul’s trip to the White House, and declares war on Ira Glass. Jason Nash is here against his will.</p>
<p>Episode 3 of Pill Pocket with Boris. Jason Nash was kidnapped from Jonah’s Kebab and is now a permanent member of the crew (no microphone yet). Boris reviews the Katie Miller Pod and discovers that Marco Rubio bombs countries when he hasn’t had sugar. He lists four reasons Armenia can’t be trusted with artificial intelligence, then apologizes to all of Armenia on the same episode. Dwight brings the This American Life story where Ira Glass tracked down the middle schoolers using NPR’s Spotify comments as a secret chat room, and Boris decides the downfall of Ira Glass is the beef nobody else will start. Jason brings the Frankie LaPenna vs. robot fight, which leads Boris straight to his first callout: Caleb Hammer, Financial Audit, Boris, one ham sandwich. Plus Logan Paul, Lunchly, Prime and the secret plan to bring democracy to Iran, and a Boris update on the Macklemore / Ed Sheeran / Finneas situation.</p>
<p>Chapters<br>
0:00 Jason Nash: permanent captive, no mic<br>
1:49 Boris’s favorite podcast is the Katie Miller Pod<br>
4:50 Marco Rubio can’t stop bombing without sugar<br>
6:25 Boris has a business idea for MrBeast<br>
7:22 Jason asks if Boris is Jewish<br>
10:23 Armenia cannot be allowed to have AI<br>
13:41 Boris apologizes to Armenia<br>
16:51 Scott Ian from Anthrax left Boris on read<br>
18:13 Ira Glass investigates his own Spotify comments<br>
20:59 Boris vs. Megaphone customer support<br>
24:11 The downfall of Ira Glass<br>
29:30 Ira Glass has a killer pit bull<br>
31:33 Frankie LaPenna fights a robot<br>
32:49 Boris wants to box Bryce Hall<br>
34:17 Boris’s first kill (he was six)<br>
35:34 BORIS CALLS OUT CALEB HAMMER<br>
37:06 Boris’s victory speech: Michelle Obama is a woman<br>
38:18 Logan Paul at the White House<br>
39:17 How Lunchly and Prime defeat Iran<br>
43:36 Macklemore, Robert Kraft and Finneas update<br>
45:59 Boris makes Robert Kraft an offer<br>
48:03 Jason is not allowed to leave</p>
<p>Caleb Hammer, Boris is serious. Reply in the comments.</p>
<p>New episodes every Thursday. Subscribe so Boris can afford a second microphone.<br>
Boris on Instagram and TikTok: @borispillpocket<br>
Pill Pocket with Boris: @PillPocketwithBoris<br>
Jason Nash: @jasonnash<br></p>
<p>Thanks to our sponsors: Sheath Underwear and Franklin Purse.</p>
<p>Everything Boris says is a joke, including the Armenia part, which he already apologized for.</p>
<p>#JasonNash #CalebHammer #LoganPaul #MarcoRubio #Podcast</p>]]>
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      <title>Markiplier's Kaboom, Dave Portnoy's Secret Past, and Jason Nash's Kidnapping Breakthrough</title>
      <description>his week, Boris looks at the Kaboom Economy. Markiplier buys 8.5% of GoPro while it trades at 60 cents, and the stock jumps 128%. So Boris calls Rachel from Charles Schwab on speaker to find out whether the Boris Effect has done the same for his drone stocks. It has not. He also asks her how to invest in ICE facilities. Dwight brings a serious story he's proud of, and Boris is sure it's about Milli Vanilli. Boris's new Hollywood manager emails Dave Portnoy about Barstool, Portnoy never writes back, and Boris becomes an investigative journalist, with help from his source, Claude. Then Boris wants his $150 million AI podcast payday, so he orders a big beautiful puff piece on the First Lady of AI. Dwight's report is not a puff piece.

Also this week: Boris's favorite Instagram pastor keeps score, and Macklemore gets kicked off Ed Sheeran's tour. Boris's verdict on Macklemore: important message, horrible megaphone. Boris has been in every war since 1940, and nothing compares to a fourth Macklemore song in a row. The episode closes with a salute to Luis J. Gomez's 9/11 rollerblade ride across the Brooklyn Bridge, and Dwight asks if Boris has ever seen a reindeer chase a cockroach.



An update on Jason Nash: he and Boris have come to an understanding.



Kaboom good or kaboom bad? Watch and find out.



This episode is sponsored by Sheath Underwear. Go to sheathunderwear.com and use code BORIS for 20% off.



The Pill Picket theme song is God is Busy by Kultur Shock.</description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 08 Oct 2026 07:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:summary>his week, Boris looks at the Kaboom Economy. Markiplier buys 8.5% of GoPro while it trades at 60 cents, and the stock jumps 128%. So Boris calls Rachel from Charles Schwab on speaker to find out whether the Boris Effect has done the same for his drone stocks. It has not. He also asks her how to invest in ICE facilities. Dwight brings a serious story he's proud of, and Boris is sure it's about Milli Vanilli. Boris's new Hollywood manager emails Dave Portnoy about Barstool, Portnoy never writes back, and Boris becomes an investigative journalist, with help from his source, Claude. Then Boris wants his $150 million AI podcast payday, so he orders a big beautiful puff piece on the First Lady of AI. Dwight's report is not a puff piece.

Also this week: Boris's favorite Instagram pastor keeps score, and Macklemore gets kicked off Ed Sheeran's tour. Boris's verdict on Macklemore: important message, horrible megaphone. Boris has been in every war since 1940, and nothing compares to a fourth Macklemore song in a row. The episode closes with a salute to Luis J. Gomez's 9/11 rollerblade ride across the Brooklyn Bridge, and Dwight asks if Boris has ever seen a reindeer chase a cockroach.



An update on Jason Nash: he and Boris have come to an understanding.



Kaboom good or kaboom bad? Watch and find out.



This episode is sponsored by Sheath Underwear. Go to sheathunderwear.com and use code BORIS for 20% off.



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        <![CDATA[<p>his week, Boris looks at the Kaboom Economy. Markiplier buys 8.5% of GoPro while it trades at 60 cents, and the stock jumps 128%. So Boris calls Rachel from Charles Schwab on speaker to find out whether the Boris Effect has done the same for his drone stocks. It has not. He also asks her how to invest in ICE facilities. Dwight brings a serious story he's proud of, and Boris is sure it's about Milli Vanilli. Boris's new Hollywood manager emails Dave Portnoy about Barstool, Portnoy never writes back, and Boris becomes an investigative journalist, with help from his source, Claude. Then Boris wants his $150 million AI podcast payday, so he orders a big beautiful puff piece on the First Lady of AI. Dwight's report is not a puff piece.</p>
<p>Also this week: Boris's favorite Instagram pastor keeps score, and Macklemore gets kicked off Ed Sheeran's tour. Boris's verdict on Macklemore: important message, horrible megaphone. Boris has been in every war since 1940, and nothing compares to a fourth Macklemore song in a row. The episode closes with a salute to Luis J. Gomez's 9/11 rollerblade ride across the Brooklyn Bridge, and Dwight asks if Boris has ever seen a reindeer chase a cockroach.</p>
<p><br></p>
<p>An update on Jason Nash: he and Boris have come to an understanding.</p>
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<p>Kaboom good or kaboom bad? Watch and find out.</p>
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