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Glauc Talk: Medical TikTok Firestorms: The Doctor Iggy "Exodus" Debate

Tue, 12 May 2026 09:00:00 -0000

We dragged the kids across the country for a mix of family time and a high-stakes meeting at the Capitol with Senator Elizabeth Warren. I’ll admit, I was a nervous wreck trying to record a skit in a Senate hallway in under five minutes, but the Senator had her lines down and even brought a bit of upbeat energy to my usual comatose resting face. We’re pushing the "Breakup Big Medicine Act" because it’s time to turn insurance companies back into insurance companies instead of corporate conglomerates.

Between museum marathons and fancy-pants galas, I also got a crash course in the "Pink Tax" after paying $72 for my daughter's nails, which apparently is the price of admission for women to be "socially presentable" in a patriarchal society. I even got shamed by my own teenager into renting a tuxedo because she was genuinely worried I’d be a stain on the family name if I showed up in a regular suit. It turns out I looked reasonable enough to pass for tailored, and I only slightly regret my 20-year-old stained athletic gear.

Finally, we’re diving into the latest medical TikTok drama involving Dr. Iggy’s decision to take a break from surgery for content creation. It sparked a massive debate about whether doctors "owe" the public a clinical career, but I’m sticking to my guns: you don’t owe anyone a job that drains your fulfillment. We also chat about a fascinating study on how AI might actually be more moderate and less polarizing than our current social media hamster wheel. Just please, for the love of everything, stop having heated emotional arguments with the LLMs—it’s the ultimate "touch grass" moment.

Takeaways:

Why I was convinced Senator Elizabeth Warren would cancel our meeting due to global events, only to find her more prepared than I was.
The "Pink Tax" breakdown: Why being a woman in society involves a hidden financial and time-consuming "upkeep" that most men completely ignore.
My daughter's brutal honesty about my "embarrassing" fashion choices and how she successfully forced me into a tuxedo.
The "Doctor Iggy" controversy: Is leaving clinical medicine for social media a betrayal of the profession or just a smart career pivot?.
Why AI might actually be the "moderating force" we need to escape the extreme polarization of today's social media algorithms.

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Knock Knock Eye: Why Does the U.S. Have a "Barbaric" Emergency Room Problem?

Thu, 07 May 2026 09:00:00 -0000

Put down the hospital cafeteria coffee because today I am diving into a "barbaric" problem in American hospitals that I can't believe I haven't addressed yet: ED Boarding. I’m talking to you like a med student in the trenches to explain why patients are stacking up in hallways for days and why it’s not because we’ve run out of beds, but because the incentives of hospital administration and insurance companies are fundamentally broken.

Later, we’re tackling the new Netflix documentary Caterpillar about eye color change surgery. I’ll break down the "laser-guided" sales pitch for keratopigmentation and why injecting ink into your clear cornea is an ethical nightmare that can lead to permanent inflammation, infections, and "unnatural" results. We wrap up with a terrifying masquerade syndrome: a cancer that looks exactly like a common stye until it starts making your eyelashes fall out.

Takeaways:

The Boarding Crisis: Why hospitals "concentrate the unhappy" in the ER to keep their inpatient satisfaction scores high elsewhere.
The Profit Filter: How the aging Medicare population is treated as a "non-profitable" nuisance compared to high-margin outpatient surgeries.
Iris Implants vs. Tattoos: The mechanical reason silicone discs are failing and why "eye tattoos" are actually just a layer of ink trapped in your cornea.
The "Spontaneous" Color Myth: Why you should be wary of any surgeon claiming they can "naturally" change your eye color.
The Masquerade Cancer: How Sebaceous Cell Carcinoma fools doctors for years by pretending to be a run-of-the-mill eyelid bump.

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Grief is Not a Contest with Dr. Rebecca N. Thompson

Tue, 05 May 2026 09:00:00 -0000

I’m feeling a bit reflective this week as we head into Mother’s Day, a holiday that used to be a real bummer for us. It turns out that having a cardiac arrest the day after Mother's Day imprints some pretty weird sensory triggers, like the specific way a tree buds or the smell of spring air.

Joining Kristin and I to talk about motherhood, medicine, and the messy "long view" of family life is Dr. Rebecca N. Thompson. Dr. Thompson is a family physician who took the concept of a memoir and turned it into a massive, 10-year collaborative project called Held Together. She didn’t just write her own story; she captured the voices of 21 other women to explore how families are sustained through pregnancy loss, rare diseases, and the general chaos of raising kids.

We also dive into the "all-you-can-eat buffet" of compassion and why grief shouldn't be treated like a contest. Becca shares the "painfully poetic" story of how she became "20 minutes pregnant" right as she started a surprise second residency, which she only got because another intern saw the hospital on a hill and decided to bail. It’s a fiercely optimistic conversation about finding meaning in the "in-between moments" of life.

Takeaways:

Why Dr. Thompson believes Public Health and Preventive Medicine should be at the very bottom of Will’s "specialty respect ladder".
The concept of a "shared memoir" and why hearing the first-person perspective of 21 different women is more powerful than a standard anthology.
The "Spaceship" hospital in Oregon that allegedly scared a resident so badly they turned their car around and quit on the spot.
Why Will and Becca agree that "compassion is not a pie" and there is plenty of room for everyone’s grief at the table.
How Becca managed to write a full-length book over 10 years by utilizing 20-minute chunks of time in car pickup lines.

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Knock Knock Eye: Is Vision Insurance Worth It?

Thu, 30 Apr 2026 09:00:00 -0000

I’m feeling a little run down today—it’s peak "conference season," and I’ve been bouncing between recording studios and speaking gigs. But I couldn’t wait to give you an update on the situation in Eugene. We’ve moved past simple contract disputes and into "administrative meddling," with leaked emails showing a hospital CEO attempting to influence clinical decisions in real time without a license to practice. I’m breaking down the retaliation claims, the latest administrative leave, and why I’m heading to a fundraiser to support the local physicians fighting this corporate takeover.

Later, we have a fascinating mystery case involving a 55-year-old man who lost his ability to see the moment the sun went down. It wasn't cataracts or inherited genetics; it was a rare side effect of a prior bowel surgery that turned his eyes into a diagnostic puzzle. We wrap up with Thing I Love, Thing I Hate, featuring the miracle of "chemotherapy for the eye" and my legendary soapbox rant about why vision insurance shouldn't even exist

Takeaways:

The CEO’s Electronic Eye: How leaked emails revealed a hospital administrator "monitoring" orders and questioning doctors on why they weren't discharging patients.
The Rod vs. Cone Mystery: Why a 55-year-old with 20/20 daytime vision needed an ERG to prove his "rod" photoreceptors were failing.
The 10th-Century Deficiency: Why we’re still seeing Vitamin A deficiency in the US, and how a month of oral supplements can restore vision that seemed permanently gone.
The Anti-VEGF Revolution: How an injection originally designed for chemotherapy totally changed the game for wet Macular Degeneration.
The Vision Insurance Trap: Why being 70 years old with "vision insurance" is a recipe for confusion when you actually have medical cataracts.

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Why Do Med Students Think Pediatrics is Easy? with Dr. Paul Tran

Tue, 28 Apr 2026 09:00:00 -0000

This we're joined by one of the few people whose medical comedy I actually enjoy: Dr. Paul Tran. Dr. Tran is a pediatric gastroenterologist who has mastered the art of playing a perpetually anxious med student on TikTok, but in real life, he’s an attending who actually cares about things like "ethics" and "professionalism". We get into the "fodder ability" of different specialties, basically my internal scale of who I can make fun of without getting a strongly worded letter from a board of directors.

We also dive into the high-stakes world of "Flaming Hot Ketosis". It’s a real thing where kids eat so many spicy snacks that their poop turns red, sending parents into a total tailspin thinking it’s a GI bleed. Dr. Tran's face literally lights up when he talks about constipation, and he explains the "PTSD" that causes kids to withhold stool while standing behind a curtain—which, as he points out, is an impressive feat of physics that most adults can’t pull off.

Finally, Kristin and I unveil our new "Tdap-C" framework to help medical professionals navigate the wild west of social media. From disclosing financial conflicts to avoiding the "social media mob," we’re trying to give people a path to success that doesn’t involve losing their license. Plus, I find out that even a GI doctor can fail a "fiber audit," so I feel significantly better about my own diet of goldfish crackers

Takeaways:

Why Dr. Paul Tran is "banking on Vietnamese genes" to keep his med student character believable as he ages.
The "Flaming Hot" snack that creates a fake medical emergency for parents across the country.
Tdap-C: Our new 5-rule framework for medical professionals to stay ethical on social media.
Why you should never trust a child standing perfectly still behind a couch or a curtain.
The "Fiber Audit": Why even the experts are likely only getting half of the fiber they actually need

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Knock Knock Eye: Why Do Hyperopic Lenses Make Kids’ Eyes Look So Big?

Thu, 23 Apr 2026 09:00:00 -0000

I just got back from Puerto Rico, where I attended my very first gynecology oncology conference. It turns out that even though we're at opposite ends of the body, ophthalmologists and gynecologists actually share a lot, mostly a love for speculums and organs that dilate.

I’m also diving into the terrifying news of a Florida surgeon recently indicted on manslaughter charges after removing a patient’s liver instead of their spleen. We'll discuss why this level of negligence is so rare and why it often stems from a "Dr. Death" style failure in the medical training system.

After the break, we return to our Thing I Love, Thing I Hate series. I’ll explain why I’m a sucker for toddlers in massive "coke bottle" glasses and how those lenses are actually straightening their eyes and training their brains to see. Then, we move to the "Thing I Hate": Giant Cell Arteritis. It’s a terrifying vascular disease that has been haunting patients since the 10th century, and I’ll explain why a five-minute "blackout" in vision is the ultimate red flag for ophthalmologists.

Takeaways:

One Degree of Separation: How Will found connections between ophthalmology and everything from gynecology to orthopedic bone fractures.
The Manslaughter Precedent: A look at the "egregious" negligence of the Florida spleen-vs-liver case and why criminal charges for doctors remain so rare.
Hyperopic Cutness: Why the "massive eyes" look in kids' glasses is actually a sign of corrective refractive power helping an eye that is too small.
The Amaurosis Red Flag: How a very specific three-to-five-minute "gray out" of vision can signal a stroke or systemic inflammation.
The Steroid Buzz and Burn: Why treating Giant Cell Arteritis requires a brutal, long-term steroid taper that can wreak havoc on a patient’s life for years.

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Glauc Talk: The Ethics of the Medical Influencer

Tue, 21 Apr 2026 09:00:00 -0000

This week, we tackle the emotional roller coaster of Match Day and the precarious "new frontier" of medical professionalism on social media. Kristin and I reflect on my Match experience, including the moment Kristin cried after finding out we were moving to Iowa, and offer a heartfelt word of encouragement for students navigating the heartbreak of not matching. We discuss why "it can always get worse" is only a comforting thought to those without medicated anxiety.

The conversation then shifts to the "prehistoric" social media guidelines currently governing the medical profession. With the AMA's code of ethics last updated in 2017, the Glaucomfleckens argue that modern doctors are operating without a roadmap in an era of TikTok, viral comedy, and AI. We explore the ethical minefield of medical influencers, from the exploitation of med students by predatory brands to the dangers of ridiculing patient conditions online.

Finally, I get "worked up" over the slow pace of academia when it comes to addressing private equity in healthcare. While organizations wait years for data, corporate interests are "swallowing up everything," leaving physicians and patients to fight the battle one bite at a time.

Takeaways:

Why Kristin believes her "impeccable memory" was finally defeated by a combination of kids, medical trauma, and perimenopause.
The "Med Student in Therapy" skit that Will reposts every year to support those who didn't find their name on a Match list.
Why the AMA’s social media guidelines are essentially "dinosaurs" that haven't kept pace with the rise of the medical influencer.
The specific financial offers being sent to med students that prove they are being exploited by corporate sponsors.
A "Glock Talk" perspective on why science and academia need to move faster than their current "Medieval" pace to combat private equity.

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Knock Knock Eye: Why is the DOJ Investigating Higher Education Admissions?

Thu, 16 Apr 2026 09:00:00 -0000

Put down the study guides for a second because I’m taking you back 20 years to my own medical school application, back when the MCAT was still paper and pencil. I’m breaking down my 4.0 GPA, my "31S" test score, and why I spent my interviews pretending to be passionate about the phylogenetics of North American fruit bats just to check a box. We’re also diving into the high-stakes Department of Justice investigation into diversity initiatives at major med schools and why turning admissions into a "pure numbers game" is a massive mistake for the future of compassionate medicine.

After the break, we’re back with Thing I Love, Thing I Hate. I’ll explain why I’m obsessed with OCT imaging, technology that lets us see all nine layers of the retina at a microscopic level. Then, we tackle the "Thing I Hate": the history of "Radial Keratotomy" (RK). It was the precursor to LASIK that involved cutting 80% through the cornea with a knife, and it serves as a cautionary tale for why I’m a "slow adopter" of the latest, most expensive surgical fads today.

Takeaways:

The Sliding Doors of Dartmouth: How a last-minute application and a persistent string of update letters changed Will’s life and eventually saved it.
The Wealth Gap in Admissions: Why expensive prep courses and the ability to study without working are creating a homogenous group of doctors that doesn't reflect America.
Retinal Micromapping: A look at Optical Coherence Tomography (OCT) and how imaging a 500-micron tissue allows us to prevent blindness before it starts.
The RK Mistake: Why a surgery that seemed like a "miracle" for myopia in the short term ended up destabilizing corneas for thousands of patients years later.
The "Wait and See" Philosophy: Why Will chooses to avoid being an early adopter of $5,000 "light-adjustable" lenses until the long-term data is undeniable.

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Tales of a Pediatric Airway Surgeon with Dr. Tali Lando

Tue, 14 Apr 2026 09:00:00 -0000

This week, we are talking about the busiest "real estate" in the human body, the neck. Dr. Tali Lando, a pediatric otolaryngologist who spends her days (and many terrifying nights) operating on the tiny, fragile airways of babies and children, joins us to talk about being chased by police while rushing to an emergency to the precision required to remove a peanut from a toddler's lung, Dr. Lando shares what it's really like to live on the brink of medical catastrophe.

The conversation dives into the "turf wars" of emergency intubation and why Dr. Lando has zero hubris about telling everyone else to get out of the way when a child can't breathe. She also reveals the inspiration behind her new book, Breathless, including the bizarre Saturday night case of the "cocaine condom" and the structural parallels between a surgery "timeout" and the life lessons learned in the OR.

Beyond the high-stakes surgeries, we discuss the heavy toll of the "surgeon's psyche". Dr. Lando opens up about her personal battle with stage 3C breast cancer and why the medical system’s tendency to prioritize risk management over physician mental health is a systemic failure.

Takeaways:

The specific reason Dr. Lando once encouraged a police officer to chase her all the way to the hospital.
Why the "Pants Patient" is the most feared phrase in a consultant’s vocabulary.
The "Eureka moment" in a shower that led to a surgical book structured like a medical "timeout".
Why Dr. Lando believes surgeons should stop "compartmentalizing" and start practicing "emotional regulation".
The miracle of nebulized TXA and how it's turning surgical "murder scenes" into stable recoveries.

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Knock Knock Eye: Why I’m Skeptical of AI Replacing Radiologists

Thu, 09 Apr 2026 09:00:00 -0000

We need to talk about the "Doomsday Scenario" currently haunting the radiology department. A prominent CEO of a major public health system recently went on record saying he is ready to replace radiologists with AI "at this moment". As someone who spent my pre-med days doom-scrolling on StudentDoctor.net twenty years ago hearing these same rumors, I can tell you the fear is real, but the reality is much more complicated.

We’re diving into why the tech world’s view of radiology as simple "pattern recognition" is dangerously reductive. A radiologist doesn't just look at a picture; they synthesize a patient’s entire clinical history, prior surgeries, and complex diagnoses. I’m breaking down the terrifying shift in liability that could happen if hospital administrators get their way: a future where a tiny handful of "safety check" physicians are on the hook for thousands of AI-generated reports just to keep the throughput moving

Takeaways:

The Reductive Trap: Why viewing radiology as mere "image interpretation" ignores the vital clinical synthesis that AI currently can't replicate.
The Liability Weasel: How AI companies and hospital systems might dodge the legal "hook" for missed cancers and strokes.
The 20-Year Echo: A look back at the original AI panic of 2006 and why today’s momentum feels different to the medical community.
Skeleton Crew Medicine: The pessimistic future where a few radiologists are forced to sign off on an exponential number of studies they didn't actually read.
The Standard of Care Question: Why the medical community is still waiting for a high-quality, head-to-head study that proves AI is an adequate substitute for a physician.

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Glauc Talk: Breakup Big Medicine: My Collaboration with Senator Elizabeth Warren

Tue, 07 Apr 2026 09:00:00 -0000

This week, the Glaucomfleckens are feeling a bit "spicy" as they navigate the grogginess of daylight savings and the fallout of their recent trip to New Orleans. Will shares a harrowing story from a recent live show where an ad-libbed joke about sperm banking and "the sisters" nearly cost him the audience, only to be saved by the laughing nuns in the front row. Between beignets and redfish, the conversation turns to the high-stakes world of healthcare policy.

The gloves come off as Will discusses his recent viral collaboration with Senator Elizabeth Warren regarding the "Breakup Big Medicine Act". He addresses the social media backlash from universal healthcare advocates, offering a "realist" perspective on why incremental progress and bipartisan bills are necessary in a capitalist-minded country. It’s a candid look at the friction between utopian ideals and the legislative grind.

Finally, the discussion hits home with an update on the Eugene Emergency Physicians in Oregon. Will recounts his trip to the state capitol to support local doctors fighting a corporate takeover by an Atlanta-based firm. From the "moral weaponization" used to prevent doctor strikes to the PR nightmares that keep hospital administrators up at night, this episode is a call to action for patients and providers alike to be "loud and obnoxious" in the face of corporate greed.

Takeaways:

Why a front row of nuns ended up being Will’s favorite audience for jokes about testicles.
The bipartisan bill in 2026 that aims to stop giant conglomerates like Optum from taking over your local doctor's office.
Will's "spicy" take on why demanding "Universal Healthcare or nothing" might actually be hindering medical progress.
The "David and Goliath" battle in Eugene, Oregon, where local legislators found their hands tied by a 2,000-mile-away corporation.
Why your doctor is likely terrified to tell you what’s actually happening behind the scenes at their hospital.

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Knock Knock Eye: Something I Love and The Thing I Hate About Ophthalmology

Thu, 02 Apr 2026 09:00:00 -0000

Today, I’m putting on my "career counselor" hat to address the latest medical social media drama: a spine surgeon who decided to take a break from clinical practice just six months in to become a full-time content creator. While the internet is full of opinions, I’m sharing why I choose to stay in the game, even when YouTube decides to reclassify my skits and slash my ad revenue. For all you med students and residents watching, I’m breaking down why medicine is the ultimate "safety net" that gives you the freedom to create without the pressure of the algorithm.

After the break, we’re starting a new series called "Thing I Love, Thing I Hate." I’ll tell you why a simple stool in the OR convinced me to become an ophthalmologist and why cataract surgery remains the most rewarding 10 minutes of my day. Then, we’ll dive into the "Thing I Hate": Neurotrophic Keratitis. It’s a degenerative disease where your eye loses the ability to feel pain, which sounds like a superpower, but is actually a dangerous nightmare that can lead to permanent damage.

Takeaways:

The Illusion of Digital Freedom: Why relying on "owning" an audience on TikTok or YouTube is a risky bet compared to the stability of a medical degree.
The "Sitting Down" Advantage: How a single stool during a med school rotation can change the entire course of your career.
The 50+ LASIK Trap: Why you should be wary of "LASIK mills" and why cataract technology can actually do more for older patients than laser surgery.
The Danger of Comfortable Eyes: Why a lack of pain during a corneal infection is actually a red flag for a "sensitive" organ like the eye.
Cutting-Edge Nerve Repairs: How surgeons are experimenting with transplanting leg nerves into the eye to restore vision and feeling.

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How One Family’s Christmas Morning Turned Into 9 Minutes of CPR with Ellie Breech

Tue, 31 Mar 2026 09:00:00 -0000

This week, the Glaucomfleckens connect with a fellow "co-survivor" whose Christmas morning took a harrowing turn from opening presents to performing life-saving chest compressions. Ellie Breach, a D1 goalkeeper for the Pittsburgh Panthers and NC State, shares the intense story of her father’s sudden cardiac arrest and the specific athletic training that kept her calm when "shit hit the fan" in her own basement.

The conversation dives deep into the "living wake" experience of the ICU, where Ellie discovered her reserved ER-nurse father was secretly the "grandpa of the ER" with two full sleeves of tattoos and a reputation for legendary patient tranquilizing. It’s a fascinating look at the clinical and emotional parallels between being a top-tier athlete and a medical professional, including why some specialties are famously described as "40 minutes of boredom followed by five seconds of terror".

Finally, Ellie discusses her new mission with "Hands on Hearts" and Project Adam, raising money to ensure that having an AED in the building actually matters.

Takeaways:

Why a D1 goalkeeper might be the most qualified person in the world to perform high-quality CPR.
The specific literary trivia point that proved to Ellie her father’s brain was "still in there" during recovery.
What a "Lucas device" is and why it might leave a patient with a broken back—even while saving their life.
The surprising reason why being a "terrible patient" actually makes you a better hospital visitor.
How a superstitious theory about the family dog and "medical demons" might explain Will's recent health streak.

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Knock Knock Eye: Can Oregon Stop this Corporate Takeover?

Thu, 26 Mar 2026 09:00:00 -0000

Usually, I’m teaching you about the finer points of ophthalmology, but today we’re looking at a real-world case study in "how to tank a hospital’s morale". We are heading to my home state of Oregon to discuss the PeaceHealth system and their decision to fire a group of 41 local emergency physicians who have served the community for 35 years.

I’m breaking down why this isn’t about money or performance, since the CEO admits those are fine, but looks a lot like retaliation for doctors who dared to speak up for their patients. We'll look at the "contract management groups" moving in, why they smell a lot like private equity, and how the Oregon Corporate Practice of Medicine Act might be the only thing standing in their way.

After we finish our lesson on hospital politics, we’ll move to the clinic for a new series: "Eye Conditions I Hate". First up is Pseudoexfoliation Syndrome, a "snow globe" disease that turns a standard cataract surgery into a high-stakes obstacle course.

Takeaways:

The Retaliation Curriculum: Why a 98% "no confidence" vote from nursing staff is the ultimate red flag for hospital leadership.
Decoding the "Med-Corp" Loophole: How out-of-state companies use "dummy corporations" to bypass local regulations and push out local doctors.
The Oregon Precedent: Why a 2025 state law might be the secret weapon doctors across the country need to fight corporate takeovers.
The "Snow Globe" Anatomy: A look at the fibrillar white flakes of Pseudoexfoliation and why they make your eye’s drainage system fail.
Pseudo vs. True Exfoliation: The rare history of "glassblower’s eye" and why we gave a common age-related disease such a confusing name.

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Glauc Talk: How Do You Become a Space Doctor?

Tue, 24 Mar 2026 09:00:00 -0000

This week on Knock Knock, Hi, Will and Kristin stumble into one of the more unexpected parenting moments yet: discovering their teenager might want to become an astronaut. That leads to a surprisingly deep dive into what it actually takes to make it to space and the answer is… a lot. Think extreme environments, elite training, and possibly even medical school. Naturally, Will immediately begins researching astronaut pathways while Kristin begins quietly calculating the odds.

Then the conversation pivots to something even stranger: the science of smell.

Researchers are now experimenting with devices that could restore the sense of smell using electrical stimulation in the nose. Yes, that means scientists are literally shocking people’s noses in the name of research. The idea is to help people who lost their sense of smell from head injuries, infections, or COVID.

Along the way, Will explains how smell actually works, why losing it is more serious than most people realize, and why scientists are now trying to build the sensory equivalent of a cochlear implant… but for your nose.

Takeaways:

Astronaut training is even more intense than you think and there are surprisingly few paths that actually get you there.
Losing your sense of smell can dramatically affect quality of life, including mental health.
Scientists are experimenting with artificial smell technology, using electrical signals to help people detect odors again.
Some medical devices sound brilliant on paper… and very uncomfortable in real life.
Sometimes the most interesting conversations happen when kids start asking big questions about their future.

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Knock Knock Eye: Where Is the Line Between Medical Comedy and Being Unprofessional?

Thu, 19 Mar 2026 09:00:00 -0000

Pull up a chair and grab your notebooks, because today I’m talking to you like it’s your first day of medical school. We’re seeing more "med-fluencers" than ever before, but our medical education system hasn’t quite caught up to the reality of TikTok and social media ethics. I’ve seen too many students and residents trip up lately, so I’m laying down the "Glaucomflecken Guidelines" for a successful, ethical career online.

We’re covering the "Number One Rule", which is a lot more than just avoiding HIPAA, and why you should never leave your jokes open to the audience’s interpretation. I’m even sharing a personal story about a video I had to delete after offending the DO community, because part of being a professional is knowing when to own your mistakes.

Later, we’ll move from the classroom to the clinic to discuss a "good-bad" TV show portrayal of a rare surgical complication called Posterior Ischemic Optic Neuropathy. It’s a heavy case, but as future physicians, you need to know how to stay in a patient’s corner even when the clinical news is devastating.

Takeaways:

The "First Day" Curriculum: Why Will is stepping in to teach the social media professionalism that med schools are currently missing.
Avoid the "Hollywood Ending": Why medical content creators should never be subtle and how "beating people over the head" with your point prevents misinterpretation.
The "Where There’s Smoke, There’s Fire" Rule: How to recognize when a piece of content isn't landing and why a sincere apology is better than "backpedaling".
Research as a Professional Habit: Why accuracy in your skits is just as important as accuracy in your charts to protect your medical reputation.
The Resident’s Burden: Lessons from a difficult patient conversation at the VA about the "uncommon but devastating" reality of post-surgical vision loss.

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Why Did Physicians in Oregon Feel Forced to Strike? with Dr. Jennifer Lincoln

Tue, 17 Mar 2026 09:00:00 -0000

This week, Will and Kristin sit down with Dr. Jen Lincoln, OB-GYN, educator, advocate, and author of The Birth Book, for a conversation that goes way beyond the usual pregnancy advice.

Together, they unpack the internet’s favorite birth myths, from epidurals and exercise in pregnancy to IUD fearmongering and the idea that eating the “right” foods can somehow control how big a baby gets. Dr. Lincoln explains where so much of this misinformation comes from, why outdated practices still hang around, and what pregnant people actually deserve instead: context, evidence, and honesty.

They also get into the bigger picture, how little time patients often get in real appointments, how easily fear fills that gap, and why advocacy inside medicine can come with a real cost. Along the way, Dr. Lincoln shares stories from her own training, her experience speaking out during Oregon’s Providence strike, and what pushed her to write a book focused entirely on labor and delivery.

Takeaways:

Not all “common wisdom” about birth is actually backed by evidence and some of it should’ve been retired a long time ago.
Epidural myths are still everywhere, even though the real story is a lot more nuanced than the internet makes it sound.
Pregnant people are often expected to make huge decisions with incomplete information and that gap gets filled fast by fear.
IUD misinformation is still thriving online, even when the data says something very different.
Advocacy in medicine matters, but sometimes speaking up comes with consequences most people never see.

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Knock Knock Eye: My Official Medical Comedy Ladder

Thu, 12 Mar 2026 09:00:00 -0000

I saw a video from a dermatology resident asking people to stop making fun of dermatologists… and it got me thinking.

Why do certain specialties get roasted more than others?

So in this episode, I present something I’ve been mentally building for years: the medical comedy ladder. A hierarchy that explains who can make fun of who in medicine without accidentally starting a professional civil war.

Using three highly scientific criteria—ego, respect, and compensation, I rank specialties from the bottom of the comedy ladder to the very top. Along the way we talk about why primary care is the universal donor of medical jokes, why cardiologists have surgeon energy, and why dermatology might just be the safest target in medicine.

And yes… neurosurgeons are exactly where you think they are.

Takeaways:

The three surprisingly simple factors that determine where a specialty lands on the medical comedy ladder.
Why some specialties can joke about anyone above them, but not the other way around.
How compensation, public respect, and ego quietly shape the way doctors joke about each other.
Why dermatology ended up near the top of the ladder and why that actually proves the point.
The one specialty that sits firmly at the very top of the hierarchy (and probably won’t argue about it).

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Glauc Talk: Why You Shouldn't Wear Contacts to a Protest?

Tue, 10 Mar 2026 09:00:00 -0000

After my recent pepper spray video unexpectedly hit 5–6 million views, we break down what actually happens to your eyes when exposed to pepper spray, what to do immediately, whether baby shampoo is your new best friend, and why milk absolutely does not belong anywhere near your corneas.

We also talk contact lenses (don’t wear them into situations where pepper spray is possible), corneal abrasions, how permanent scarring can happen, and why irrigation is the universal ophthalmology answer to almost everything.

Then we pivot into Southwest Airlines abandoning open seating and why apparently no one knows how to behave on planes anymore. Assigned seats, overhead bin warfare, and whether sitting in the back of the plane is actually safer.

And finally, we workshop a potentially revolutionary idea: what if after-visit summaries had jokes in them? Could AI make medical paperwork funny enough to actually read? Or are we just asking for dad-joke malpractice?

Takeaways:

Irrigation Is Everything: When it comes to pepper spray exposure, rinse early, rinse often, and please stop rubbing your eyes.
Milk Is Not an Eye Treatment: Even if it helps spicy food, it does not belong in your corneas.
Contacts Make Things Worse: Remove them after irrigation, not during peak panic.
Public Behavior Is Changing: Whether it’s protests or plane boarding, social norms feel… fragile.
Boring Medicine Might Need Humor: If patients don’t read after-visit summaries, maybe the problem isn’t the summary, maybe it’s the delivery.

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Knock Knock Eye: What Did The Pitt Get Wrong About Conjunctivitis?

Thu, 05 Mar 2026 10:00:00 -0000

After reading your very disturbed (and very funny) comments, I briefly explore whether a large “package” might negatively affect figure skating rotational velocity.

Then we pivot to the eyeballs. The Pitt keeps delivering ophthalmology cases, so I break down gonorrhea conjunctivitis (yes, that’s a thing), what really happens when someone super-glues their eye shut, and why trimming eyelashes is sometimes the most heroic act in medicine.

Finally, we get into something far more serious: a routine clinic visit that revealed a pressure of 55 and one of the most devastating diagnoses in glaucoma, neovascular glaucoma. It’s a masterclass in ischemia, abnormal blood vessels, and when the goal of care shifts from saving vision to preserving comfort.

Takeaways:

Why gonorrhea causes “hyperacute” conjunctivitis and how it looks dramatically different from viral pink eye.
The reassuring truth about super glue in the eye (it’s the eyelashes, not the eyeball).
Why adenovirus still scares ophthalmologists more than most bacteria.
How a central retinal vein occlusion can quietly set the stage for neovascular glaucoma years later.
When a pressure of 55 isn’t a surgical emergency and why sometimes the right answer is comfort, not intervention.

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What Is a GI Psychiatrist? with Dr. Claire Brandon

Tue, 03 Mar 2026 10:00:00 -0000

This week we sit down with Dr. Claire Brandon, one of only a handful of GI psychiatrists in the country, to talk about something most of us learned in med school and then promptly never thought about again: the gut-brain axis.

Why does stress wreck your stomach?
Why do chronic GI conditions come with anxiety and depression attached?
Why does “it’s all in your head” miss the point entirely?

We talk about serotonin living in your intestines, inflammation affecting mood, why doctors struggle with gray areas, and how radical acceptance might actually be more powerful than another test.

We also get into what happens when medicine can’t “see” the problem and why that makes everyone uncomfortable.

Then, in true Knock Knock Hi fashion, we pivot from neuroscience to fecal transplants… and somehow land on a heated (but respectful) discussion about whether people should have kids.

Takeaways:

Your Brain and Gut Were Connected From Day One: Literally from embryology. This isn’t a trendy concept. It’s foundational biology we’re finally paying attention to.
Inflammation Doesn’t Stop at the Intestines: Autoimmune conditions, chronic GI disease, and mood disorders are more intertwined than most patients (and doctors) realize.
Invisible Symptoms Create Real Anxiety: When medicine can’t “see” the pathology, everyone feels unsettled, including physicians.
More Testing Isn’t Always the Answer: Sometimes decreasing hyper-focus on symptoms can actually reduce suffering.
The Gut Microbiome Is Just Getting Started: From depression to Parkinson’s research, we’re only beginning to understand how bacteria influence the brain.

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Knock Knock Eye: Is Corporate Medicine Breaking Emergency Care?

Thu, 26 Feb 2026 10:00:00 -0000

This episode starts with something that makes me very angry and ends with something that makes me genuinely happy. First, we talk about what’s happening in Eugene, Oregon, where a nonprofit hospital system decided not to renew a 35-year contract with its locally rooted emergency physicians and instead hand the ER over to a large corporate staffing group based thousands of miles away. Wait times went up, morale collapsed, doctors spoke up and admin responded by replacing them. If you’ve ever wondered how corporate medicine quietly dismantles community care, this is a textbook example.

Then, to save my sanity (and yours), we pivot to something fun: medical magic. The things ophthalmologists do every day that would absolutely get us burned at the stake a few hundred years ago: instant pain relief, artificial lenses, and the quiet miracle of glasses.

Takeaways:

How a nonprofit hospital replaced its local ER doctors with a corporate staffing group and why it’s happening all over the country.
Why closing one emergency department predictably overwhelmed another and how admin blamed the wrong people.
The hidden cost of replacing community physicians with rotating, nonlocal staff.
The ophthalmology treatment that turns 10/10 pain into 0/10 pain in seconds and still feels like magic.
Why cataract surgery and artificial lenses might be one of the greatest medical miracles of all time

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Glauc Talk: Why Is My Dog Having Seizures?

Tue, 24 Feb 2026 10:00:00 -0000

This episode starts with TikTok’s updated Terms of Service, specifically the part where apps want to know where you are at all times, and quickly spirals into a much bigger question: did we accidentally sign up for the surveillance state… or was it always inevitable?

Kristin and I debate privacy, inevitability, pessimism, preparedness, and whether refusing to participate actually protects you, or just makes life harder. Somewhere in there, we revisit COVID lockdown memories, the great toilet paper shortage, and why Kristin still believes in go-bags… everywhere.

Then things get personal. We talk about Milo, our very large, very inbred standard poodle, and his recurring seizures. I do what every human doctor does best: Google outside my scope, panic quietly, and admit I don’t know what I’m talking about when it comes to dogs. We walk through idiopathic epilepsy, toxins, brain issues, genetics, and the complicated question of when a dog actually needs lifelong seizure medication.

Finally, we crack open First Aid and land on Ehlers-Danlos syndrome — collagen, hypermobility, bruising, joint issues, blood vessels, aneurysm anxiety, and what it’s like to live with a genetic condition that medicine still doesn’t fully understand. It’s nerdy, personal, and surprisingly validating.

Takeaways:

Digital Privacy Isn’t Theoretical: Location tracking, data collection, and why opting out isn’t always realistic.
Preparedness vs Panic: Go-bags, pessimism, and how couples balance very different risk tolerances.
Dog Seizures Are Terrifying: Idiopathic epilepsy is common, but deciding when to treat isn’t simple.
Pet Insurance Confusion: Why even doctors don’t know what’s actually worth paying for.
Ehlers-Danlos Reality: Collagen types, hypermobility, bruising, and living with a condition medicine still struggles to define.

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Knock Knock Eye: Can Penis Size Really Affect Olympic Performance?

Thu, 19 Feb 2026 10:00:00 -0000

We start this episode exactly where you’d expect: Olympic penis drama. From pole vault mishaps to ski jumpers allegedly injecting hyaluronic acid for aerodynamic advantage, we briefly explore how far humans will go for gold.

Then we pivot to the eyeballs.

First, a patient with sudden, painless loss of half their vision walks into the ER. What sounds like a retinal detachment turns out to be something far scarier: a branch retinal artery occlusion, essentially a stroke of the eye. I walk through the differential, the workup, and the hardest part of the job, telling someone their vision will never be the same.

Then, a second case: weeks of foggy vision, a strange rash on the palms and soles, and a diagnosis that still earns its nickname as the great masquerader. Neurosyphilis shows up in the retina, reminding us why ophthalmologists never stop respecting infectious disease.

Takeaways:

How a branch retinal artery occlusion presents and why it’s essentially a stroke localized to the eye.
Why sudden painless vision loss still deserves a full stroke workup, even when imaging looks clean.
How to talk to patients when vision loss is permanent, but not yet fully defined.
Why syphilis earns its reputation as a medical chameleon and how it can inflame the retina and optic nerve.
The good news: why neurosyphilis caught early can still have excellent visual outcomes with IV penicillin.

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Glauc Talk: How Residency Applications Became an Arms Race

Tue, 17 Feb 2026 10:00:00 -0000

This week, Kristin and I unpack what really happened after Step 1 went pass/fail and why medical students are now under more pressure, not less. We talk about how Step 2 quietly became the new make-or-break test, why students are leaving clinical rotations early just to study, and why calling this generation “less dedicated” completely misses the point.

We also zoom way out and ask a bigger question: are we solving the right problem… or just reacting downstream? From residency application overload to imposter syndrome to the arms race of research publications, this episode is a deep dive into how medical training drifted here and why quick fixes keep creating new problems.

Then, because this is still Knock Knock Hi, we pivot into something surprisingly joyful: baby vision. We break down how ophthalmologists figure out a baby’s glasses prescription without asking a single “one or two,” why eye crossing matters, how retinoscopy works, and why those viral videos of babies getting glasses for the first time hit so hard.

Takeaways:

Step 1 Fallout: Pass/fail didn’t remove pressure; it just moved it to a more dangerous point in training.
Clinical Trade-Offs: Med students aren’t disengaged, they’re being forced to choose between learning medicine and securing a residency.
Upstream Thinking: Fixing downstream symptoms won’t work if the system itself keeps creating the same pressures.
Imposter Syndrome Everywhere: Even high-achieving students assume they’re one misstep away from failure.
Baby Vision Magic: How retinoscopy works, why hyperopic babies need big glasses, and why those first-glasses videos never get old.

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Knock Knock Eye: Why Do We Still Require Pre-Op Clearance for Cataract Surgery?

Thu, 12 Feb 2026 10:00:00 -0000

Let’s talk about something deeply unsexy but incredibly important: pre-op clearance for cataract surgery.

After watching a colleague get sent to their own primary care doctor for a seven-minute procedure under minimal sedation, I realized how far we’ve drifted from common sense. Cataract surgery is one of the safest, most routine operations in medicine, yet we’re still funneling millions of patients into unpaid, unnecessary pre-op visits.

In this episode, I break down how we got here, why ophthalmologists end up looking like the bad guys, and how liability culture, not patient safety, is driving a lot of these decisions. Then we pivot to something more personal and more complicated: chronic eye pain after LASIK, why it’s so hard to treat, and why psychiatry might need to be part of the care team more often than we’re comfortable admitting.

Takeaways:

Why requiring universal pre-op H&Ps for cataract surgery is more about shifting blame than reducing risk.
How liability fear has quietly reshaped outpatient surgery policies and strained relationships with primary care.
The uncomfortable truth: ophthalmologists are trained to assess surgical risk and shouldn’t outsource it by default.
Why chronic neuropathic eye pain after LASIK is rare, devastating, and incredibly hard to explain, especially when exams look normal.
How reframing psychiatry as a collaborator, not a last resort, might help patients whose pain lives at the intersection of eye and brain.

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Glauc Talk: Should You Trust Chat GPT Health With Your Medical Records?

Tue, 10 Feb 2026 10:00:00 -0000

This episode opens with an extremely serious debate about whether buying a $5,000 air hockey table is financially irresponsible… or medically necessary for eye-hand coordination.

From there, we read listener feedback from our EMS episode, including why dispatchers are absolute heroes, how CPR instructions actually work over the phone, and the big difference between fire-based and non-fire-based EMS funding.

Then we get into ChatGPT Health, which sounds helpful, exciting, and slightly terrifying. We talk about uploading medical records, data privacy, whether AI should talk directly to patients, and why pattern recognition without clinical judgment can get very dangerous very fast.

We wrap things up with a Heart Month appropriate deep dive into stroke, including what actually causes one, how different brain arteries affect symptoms, why vision loss can end someone’s ability to drive overnight, and why posterior circulation strokes are especially brutal. Yes, it gets nerdy. Yes, ophthalmology still sneaks in.

Takeaways:

Air Hockey Economics: Why high-quality air hockey tables are weirdly expensive and surprisingly dangerous to fingertips.
EMS Reality Check: Dispatchers save lives long before ambulances arrive, and not all EMS systems are funded equally.
AI & Healthcare Anxiety: ChatGPT Health raises big questions about privacy, accuracy, and what patients do with unfiltered medical output.
Disney Ethics Debate: Roller-coasters, implanted defibrillators, and whether a white lie shifts liability (or guilt).
Stroke 101 (Without the Jargon): How blocked arteries affect different brain regions, why posterior circulation strokes are terrifying, and how vision loss changes everything.

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Knock Knock Eye: What Should You Do If You’re Pepper Sprayed At A Protest?

Thu, 05 Feb 2026 10:00:00 -0000

This episode is a tough one. I start by talking about the killing of Alex Preti and Renee Good in Minneapolis and why it’s been sitting so heavily with me as a physician, a parent, and a human being trying to make sense of what’s happening in this country.

Then I focus on something concrete I can do: explain what pepper spray and tear gas actually do to your eyes and how to protect yourself if you’re exposed. From corneal abrasions to scarring and vision loss, I walk through what ophthalmologists see after chemical exposure and what actually helps in the moment.

It’s a heavy episode, but it’s also a practical one, focused on safety, science, and how we take care of each other when things feel out of control.

Takeaways:

What pepper spray actually does to the cornea and why most people recover, but some don’t.
Why oil-based chemicals change how you should wash your eyes after exposure.
The safest way to irrigate your eyes in the real world when saline and medical tools aren’t available.
Why putting milk, yogurt, or random substances in your eyes can make things worse, not better.
The emerging, conflicting data on GLP-1 medications, higher risk for ischemic optic neuropathy, but a lower risk of dry macular degeneration and why medicine lives in the gray.

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What Actually Keeps Your Heart Healthy? with Dr. Stacey Rosen

Tue, 03 Feb 2026 10:00:00 -0000

It’s Heart Month, so we went straight to the top and invited Dr. Stacy Rosen, Volunteer President of the American Heart Association, to help us answer one simple question: What actually keeps your heart healthy… and what’s just noise?

We talk about why 80% of heart attacks and strokes are preventable, what the AHA’s Life’s Essential 8 really looks like in real life (spoiler: you’re still allowed to eat cookies), and why sleep, movement, and food matter way more than internet “biohacks.”

We also break down cholesterol confusion, what LDL actually does, why statins aren’t the villain they’re made out to be, what LP(a) is, and why “just eat better” isn’t always enough. Along the way, I get gently scolded for occasionally forgetting my statin. Fair.

Then we dive into women’s heart health, why medicine was built around male bodies, how heart disease shows up differently in women, and why pregnancy history, menopause, and hormones matter more than most people realize.

And finally, we talk CPR and why bystanders save lives, why cardiac arrest so often happens at home, how kids are affected more than we think, and why learning CPR is one of the most powerful things a regular person can do.

Takeaways:

Most Heart Disease Is Preventable: Small, consistent habits beat extreme overhauls every time.
Cholesterol Isn’t Simple: LDL matters most, statins work, and LP(a) is the genetic risk more people should know about.
Women Aren’t Small Men: Heart disease presents differently, and women have been under-studied for decades.
Sleep Is Not Optional: Chronic sleep deprivation quietly raises your risk for heart disease and stroke.
CPR Saves Lives: Especially at home, where most cardiac arrests actually happen.

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Knock Knock Eye: How Dangerous Is Pickleball for Your Eyes?

Thu, 29 Jan 2026 10:00:00 -0000

This episode we get into a new JAMA Ophthalmology study takes a hard look at pickleball-related eye injuries, and the numbers are… not great. Retinal detachments, hyphemas, orbital fractures, and even open globes are showing up more and more, especially as the sport explodes in popularity among older adults.

I break down exactly how these injuries happen, which ones are true emergencies, and why I am once again begging you, politely, but firmly, to wear eye protection while playing pickleball

Takeaways:

Why pickleball-related eye injuries have surged dramatically in the last few years and why 2024 alone accounted for a huge chunk of them.
How a single blunt hit from a pickleball can lead to retinal tears, detachments, or bleeding inside the eye.
The most common orbital fracture caused by blunt eye trauma and why age actually changes how dangerous it is.
When blood in the eye (hyphema) turns from “watch and wait” into a full-on pants-on emergency.
The simplest, cheapest way to avoid becoming an ophthalmology case study: wear safety glasses, especially if your reaction time isn’t what it used to be.

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Glauc Talk: Who Thought This Medical Procedure Was a Good Idea?

Tue, 27 Jan 2026 10:00:00 -0000

Kristin and I read through listener comments, including theories about how I can create characters without an inner monologue, and real-world ophthalmology stories that lead me to beg you, once again, to call your eye doctor before going to the ER.

We also talk about scrubs, fashion, and the fact that someone published a real scientific paper about what patients think doctors should wear. Then we play a game where Kristin has to guess what medical procedures are, when they were invented, and which ones humanity probably regrets, from trepanation and lobotomies to CPR, anesthesia, dialysis, vaccines, C-sections, and appendectomies.

Takeaways:

Plane Etiquette Is a Minefield: Leg contact, armrests, and the silent rules no one agreed on.
Brains Are Loud: Why some people can’t turn their thoughts off, and why meditation advice often backfires.
Eye Emergencies: When floaters mean “call now” and why your ophthalmologist wants you to skip the ER if possible.
Research Reality Check: How mandatory med-student research may be diluting science instead of advancing it.
Medicine’s Wild History: From trepanation and lobotomies to vaccines, dialysis, and CPR, proof that progress is messy.

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Knock Knock Eye: Virtual or In-Person Residency Interviews: What Are the Pros and Cons?

Thu, 22 Jan 2026 10:00:00 -0000

This episode we tackle something a lot of people are quietly worried about: virtual residency interviews. Are they here to stay? Are they fair? And how exactly are programs supposed to deal with applicants using AI to help answer questions in real time?

Then we get into the eyeballs. A young woman with hair growing where hair absolutely should not exist. A 78-year-old with “sudden vision loss” that turns out to be anything but. And two diagnoses that are oddly satisfying, very treatable, and a reminder that not every scary presentation ends in disaster.

Takeaways:

Why virtual residency interviews save enormous time and money, but introduce brand-new problems no one anticipated.
How AI-assisted interview answers are becoming the newest ethical headache for program directors.
The telltale clue that turns a “chalazion” into a congenital dermoid cyst hiding in plain sight.
How a patient can suddenly realize they’ve had major vision loss for months and why it’s more common than you think.
The single pupil exam finding that separates a true eye stroke from a very fixable cataract.

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What Happens When Doctors Get Involved in Legislation? with Dr. Erik Heitkamp & Courtney Koebele

Tue, 20 Jan 2026 10:00:00 -0000

This episode we head to North Dakota, a place that is extremely flat, very windy, and filled with some of the kindest humans I’ve ever met, including Dr. Erik Heitkamp, a hospitalist in Fargo, and Courtney Koebele, the Executive Director of the North Dakota Medical Association.

Together, we dig into what physician advocacy actually looks like at the state level, not the cable-news chaos, but the real work: drafting bills, educating legislators, protecting hospital workers, fighting bad vaccine legislation, improving prior authorization laws, and making sure evidence-based medicine still has a seat at the table.

We talk about why doctors often feel hesitant to get involved, why advocacy doesn’t actually require that much time, and how telling one patient’s story can change policy faster than a stack of statistics. We also get into recording patients, AI charting consent, scope-of-practice battles, rural medicine realities, and why state medical associations might be one of the last places healthcare progress is still happening.

If you’ve ever felt overwhelmed by the state of healthcare, this episode is your reminder that wins are still happening… just closer to home than you think.

Takeaways:

Advocacy Isn’t Politics: It’s education, storytelling, and showing up when legislation affects patient care.
State-Level Wins Are Real: Prior authorization reform, hospital worker protection, and evidence-based vaccine policy actually passed.
Stories Beat Statistics: One patient story can change a law faster than a spreadsheet.
Modern Threats to Trust: Recording doctors, AI charting, and social media are reshaping clinical encounters.
Getting Involved Is Easier Than You Think: Sometimes it’s just joining your state medical association and speaking up once.

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Knock Knock Eye: Who’s Liable When AI Misses Your Cancer?

Thu, 15 Jan 2026 10:00:00 -0000

After surviving Disney motion-simulator rides that nearly ended me, I dive into a question that’s been rattling around my brain all break: if AI replaces doctors… who gets sued when something goes wrong?

We talk AI hype, liability, tech companies discovering malpractice culture the hard way, and why replacing physicians isn’t as simple as Silicon Valley thinks it is. Then we get back to basics: how to actually take an eye history, what matters when someone says their vision is blurry, and how to tell when double vision is a big deal versus just dry eye.

And finally, a real patient with sky-high eye pressure, surprisingly little pain, and a diagnosis I haven’t seen since residency. It’s a “welcome back” episode that somehow covers Disneyland, AI ethics, and Posner-Schlossman syndrome, because of course it does.

Takeaways:

Why AI replacing doctors raises a question no one wants to answer: who’s legally responsible when it fails?
The two history questions that instantly change how worried you should be about blurry vision.
How to quickly tell monocular from binocular double vision and avoid an unnecessary stroke workup.
Why flashes, floaters, and “curtains” deserve very different levels of urgency.
A rare glaucoma syndrome that causes eye pressures in the 50s… with surprisingly little pain — and why it made this patient memorable.

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Glauc Talk: Why Are Med Students Driving Uber?

Tue, 13 Jan 2026 10:00:00 -0000

This episode starts with the important questions, like whether I’m emotionally prepared to return to my ancestral homeland of Big Bend National Park, and whether Kristin would rather share a cabin with a venomous snake or a tarantula.

From there, things take a turn into real life: a med student driving for Uber and Lyft just to make ends meet. That story opens up a bigger conversation about medical school debt, why med students somehow aren’t paid anything, and how it makes zero sense that people training to become doctors are expected to survive without income, or time to work.

Then we crack open First Aid and let Kristin pick our fate. That leads us into adult primary brain tumors, specifically meningiomas and hemangioblastomas, including why meningiomas can be sneaky, asymptomatic, and surprisingly common, and how hemangioblastomas connect to Von Hippel–Lindau disease and renal cell carcinoma.

Takeaways:

Big Bend Reality Check — Cabins, snakes, tarantulas, scorpions, and unresolved marital fear negotiations.
Med Student Money Math — Why driving Uber during medical school should not be the solution.
Meningiomas Explained — Common, usually benign, often asymptomatic… until they’re not.
Hemangioblastomas & VHL — Rare brain tumors tied to a genetic syndrome and kidney cancer.
Still Googling Medicine — A reminder that even doctors sometimes stare at First Aid wondering where their tuition money went.

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Knock Knock Eye: Why Elon Musk’s MRI Tweet Made Every Doctor Roll Their Eyes

Thu, 08 Jan 2026 10:00:00 -0000

In this episode of Knock Knock Eye, I start by breaking down Elon Musk’s latest medical hot take. The idea that everyone should get a yearly full-body MRI interpreted by AI. Then I talk about why I finally said screw it and paid cash for my own medical care after insurance insisted my testicles might have magically regenerated.

And finally, a mystery case that starts as blurry vision and floaters and ends with one of the rarest eye cancers we see: primary vitreoretinal lymphoma. It’s a diagnosis so uncommon that even ophthalmologists joke it’s a unicorn, but this patient had the real thing, and the outcome might surprise you.

Takeaways:

Why Elon’s “everyone needs an annual full-body MRI” idea collapses the moment you ask, “Okay… and then what?”
How insurance companies can deny treatment you’ve been on for years and why cash pay sometimes feels like freedom.
The subtle signs that blurred vision and floaters might be something far more serious than posterior uveitis.
Why diagnosing primary vitreoretinal lymphoma requires suspicion, surgery, and a pathologist who knows what they’re looking for.
How aggressive treatment, including injecting chemotherapy directly into the eye, salvaged this patient’s vision and kept cancer from spreading.

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How Does EMS Actually Work Behind the Scenes? with Jason Peng & Joe Stoffolano

Tue, 06 Jan 2026 10:00:00 -0000

This week, Kristin and I talk with Jason Pang, Director of EMS, and Joe Stoffolano, Division Chief of Community Risk Reduction in Miami Township, Ohio. These guys take us deep into the world of pre-hospital medicine. We’re talking how EMS is funded, why those funding streams vanish, the future of EMS, and much more.

We also break down how 911 dispatch actually works, how EMS decides what units to send, why response times vary so wildly across the country, and why dispatchers are the unsung heroes of every medical emergency.

If you’ve ever wondered what really happens before a patient hits the hospital doors, or why EMS systems are constantly fighting to stay funded, this is the episode.

Takeaways:

Why property taxes are the backbone of EMS and what scary legislation could wipe out funding overnight.
How pre-hospital blood transfusions actually work, who gets them, and why they’re becoming a game-changer.
What a lateral canthotomy in a helicopter looks like, and why an 11-blade scalpel is not invited.
The emotional weight of dispatchers, and why they’re the only person with you during the worst 10 minutes of your life.
Why EMS is “an ER on wheels”, and how they juggle advanced medicine, unpredictable environments, and community expectations.

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Knock Knock Eye: Why Does Hollywood Keep Getting Eyeballs Wrong?

Fri, 02 Jan 2026 10:00:00 -0000

Hollywood, we need to talk. If one more movie shows an eyeball dangling from someone’s cheek, I might start mailing anatomy textbooks to Los Angeles. And while we’re at it, can we please stop calling every wandering eye a “lazy eye”?

After a quick rant about my personal ophthalmology pet peeves, I dive into one of the strangest mystery cases I’ve ever seen: a 47-year-old with sudden, complete ophthalmoplegia and normal imaging. Negative myasthenia testing, normal pupils, normal MRI, nothing made sense until one very specific antibody came back positive.

Takeaways:

Why “lazy eye” rarely means what people think it means and what the term actually refers to.
The Hollywood eyeball trope that needs to be banned forever (optical nerves are short, folks).
How a patient with zero eye movement and a normal MRI sent us searching for rare neuro clues.
Why myasthenia gravis seemed like the obvious answer until every serology test came back negative.
The surprising role a GI infection can play in triggering Miller Fisher syndrome, the rare Guillain-Barré variant that ultimately cracked the case.

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Glauc Talk: What Does an Apgar Score Actually Measure?

Tue, 30 Dec 2025 10:00:00 -0000

This week, Kristin and I answer listener comments about colonoscopy prep, including a truly cursed diet of mashed white vegetables and learn about Cologuard, the screening test where you… mail your poop. Through the actual mail. To a stranger.

We also dive into the ongoing household war known as “Kristin Won’t Stop Sleeping in Her Contacts,” which leads to a horrifying discussion about wrinkly eyeballs, saggy conjunctiva, and what happens when an eyelash embeds itself in your eyelid gland and starts scraping your cornea. Delightful.

Then we get to my new favorite segment: diagnosing cartoon characters. This week we tackle Goofy, who very clearly has a mild form of cyclopia, and debate whether his son Max avoided the gene… or if Goofy needs to have some questions answered at home. We even break down why large eyeballs mean myopia, why Edna Mode is basically a hyperopic queen, and the extremely nerdy world of axial length.

Finally, we open the First Aid book and Kristen learns what an Apgar score actually measures and no, it’s not “how cute the baby is,” and no, the Babinski is not part of it either.

It’s New Year’s nostalgia, poop-mailing, cartoon diseases, eye crimes, and newborn scoring systems, basically, a classic Knock Knock Hi episode.

Takeaways:

The Great New Year’s Trick: How to convince your small children midnight arrives at 9 PM.
Colonoscopy Diet Horror: Boiled pale root vegetables, no grains, no legumes, no joy.
Eye Crimes: Saggy conjunctiva, wrinkly eyeballs, embedded eyelashes, and the marital tension of sleeping in contacts.
Goofy Has Cyclopia: A shockingly thorough medical analysis of cartoon genetics (plus: what’s up with Max?).
Apgar Breakdown: The real meaning of appearance, pulse, grimace, activity, and respiration and why Kristen’s “toe swipe” theory was… not Apgar.

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Knock Knock Eye: Which Christmas Characters Need an Ophthalmologist?

Fri, 26 Dec 2025 10:00:00 -0000

This week, I start by sharing why First Descents, the nonprofit that helped me rebuild community and trust in my body after cancer, deserves a spot on your end-of-year giving list. And then, because it is Christmas, I diagnose the eyeballs of Charlie Brown, the Grinch, Rudolph, and even Jack Skellington.

From aniridia to jaundice to reindeer esotropia, it’s a holiday episode only an ophthalmologist could make.

Takeaways:

The nonprofit that helped young adult cancer survivors, including me, find community, courage, and connection.
Why Charlie Brown may actually have a real eye disorder (and why that “lovable loser” label is unfair).
The Grinch’s alarming scleral icterus and what it says about his liver.
Why Rudolph’s esotropia would make guiding a sleigh… mildly concerning.
How Jack Skellington manages life with bilateral enucleation and why Sally might actually have the healthiest eyes in Halloween Town.

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Glauc Talk: The Weirdest Skin Diagnosis I’ve Ever Seen

Tue, 23 Dec 2025 10:00:00 -0000

It’s Christmas, which means two things: Kristin’s wearing a periodic-table tree shirt, and I’m reminiscing about the worst cafeteria meal in VA history (“brown meal,” may it never return).

But the real adventure this week? Our kid suddenly developed mysterious brown patches on her skin, smooth, painless, and deeply unsettling for two parents whose medical degrees contain zero pediatrics. Cue the panic Googling, the advice nurse, and the pediatrician casually wiping it off with an alcohol pad like a magic trick.

Then we dive headfirst into microbiology, where we rediscover that: Anaerobes “can’t breathe fresh air,” Encapsulated bacteria are the gym bros of the microbe world, andnd urease-positive organisms somehow got saddled with the mnemonic P CHUNKS.

Takeaways:

Terra Firma-Forme Dermatosis: The completely benign, extremely weird skin condition that wipes right off with alcohol.
Holiday Clinic Life: Why no one wants their eyes dilated on Christmas Eve (except maybe for the sparkly lights).
Anaerobe Mayhem: “Can’t breathe fresh air” and other microbiology mnemonics that should probably be illegal.
Encapsulated Bacteria: The microscopic linebackers that even your spleen has strong opinions about.
P CHUNKS: The urease-positive mnemonic you’ll wish you could forget.

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Knock Knock Eye: What Happens When Your Eyelids Won’t Close?

Thu, 18 Dec 2025 10:00:00 -0000

This week, I’m answering your YouTube questions, including why my histology shirt is back, and then diving into a mystery case straight from the ICU. A sedated teenager with a swollen face, red eyes, and a whole lot of chemosis needs help, and I show up with… my ophthalmologist luggage.

What I found is something every ICU clinician has seen but doesn’t always recognize: exposure keratopathy, the completely preventable eye emergency that happens when the lids won’t close, the tears disappear, and the cornea gets sacrificed to hospital airflow.

Takeaways:

How facial edema and chemosis in the ICU create the perfect setup for exposure keratopathy and why it often goes unnoticed.
Why artificial tears twice a day are nowhere near enough for a sedated patient who can’t blink.
The simple bedside tools ophthalmologists bring to evaluate non-responsive patients (including the portable slit lamp).
Why corneal abrasions in hospitalized patients can become dangerous fast and how to stop them before they start.
The easiest ICU intervention ever: ointment, moisture chambers, and remembering that eyelids exist for a reason.

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Glauc Talk: Why Are Health Insurance Premiums Going Up AGAIN?

Tue, 16 Dec 2025 10:00:00 -0000

This week, Kristin and I break down the kind of healthcare headline that makes you want to scream into a pillow: premiums going up while subsidies disappear. Love that for us. We talk about why insurance always seems to be “oops, more expensive now!” and why families in the middle always get squeezed the hardest. But then we pivot to the good news, we got fact-checked by an actual biochemist. And honestly? It made my whole week. Thanks to Liz the Biochemist, we learned why carbon monoxide fits into hemoglobin like a kid sticking his head in a staircase, how hyperbaric chambers basically smash oxygen into you, why cyanide is just one big evolutionary oopsie, and whether iron infusions taste like sucking on a hammer.

Takeaways:

Carbon Monoxide vs. Hemoglobin: Why CO binds like it’s auditioning for a soulmate movie while oxygen’s stuck at an awkward angle.
Cyanide Mysteries: The wild truth about where cyanide actually comes from (hint: it’s not a plant… it’s your couch).
Hyperbaric Chamber Reality Check:– Why “more oxygen” is literally just physics bullying your tissues.
Health Insurance Headache: Rising premiums + disappearing subsidies = horrible math no one wants to do.
Biochemist to the Rescue: Liz the Biochemist corrects us with the perfect mix of clarity, humor, and “oopsie.”

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Knock Knock Eye: What Happens When Surgery Becomes Content?

Thu, 11 Dec 2025 10:00:00 -0000

This week, I’m diving into one of the weirdest modern medical questions: what actually makes a “top doctor” in the age of TikTok? After an Allure article exposed the rise, and sometimes fall, of social-media-famous plastic surgeons, I have thoughts. Many thoughts. Mostly about ethics, entertainment, and why the operating room should never be a live-streaming studio.

Then we shift into something much more fun: a full mystery case. A patient with double vision, oscillopsia, lower-extremity weakness, and a history of gastric bypass walks into my exam room… and everything looks normal except the motility. So what do you do when both eyes refuse to abduct and the MRI shows a thalamic signal? You follow the clues to a diagnosis most clinicians never see coming.

Takeaways:

Why plastic surgery thrives on social media and where ethical lines are getting dangerously blurry.
The subtle difference between educating the public… and turning patient care into spectacle.
How a patient with bilateral abduction deficits and upbeat nystagmus led to a surprising diagnosis.
Why thiamine deficiency after bariatric surgery can masquerade as a neurologic emergency.

The importance of physicians setting their own social media guidelines before someone else does it for them.

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Glauc Talk: How Does Vision Loss Turn Into Visual Hallucinations?

Tue, 09 Dec 2025 10:00:00 -0000

This week, Kristin and I dive into aphantasia, anendophasia, and why apparently my wife’s brain works more like a slideshow than a podcast. I’m learning things about her that I wish I didn’t know, and she’s learning that most people don’t think in GIFs. We also talk about what happens when meditation goes wrong, how brains get rewired after trauma, and why sometimes “turning your brain off” might actually mean “floating into the void.”

Then we flip open the med student bible for a crash course in aphasia, before spiraling into phantom limb pain and Charles Bonnet syndrome.

Takeaways:

Aphasia vs. Dysarthria: The difference between not knowing what to say and just not being able to say it.

Meditation Meltdowns: Why Kristin’s version of “mindfulness” ends in existential dread.

Inner Voice or Image Stream?: The fascinating brain split you didn’t know existed.

Phantom Senses: From missing limbs to hallucinated kids on porches (yep, that happened).

Broken Boca: What happens when the language centers revolt.

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Knock Knock Eye: Why Are My Eyes So Sensitive to Light?

Thu, 04 Dec 2025 10:00:00 -0000

This week I ran into something online that made my ophthalmologist brain short-circuit: a brand-new CDC statement about autism and vaccines that… let’s just say does not follow how science actually works. So I’m breaking down the logic, the frustration, and why “prove it’s not true” is one of the worst arguments in medicine.

Then, because I can only rant for so long before needing to retreat into eyeball science, I walk through two new “Signs & Symptoms” differentials, light sensitivity and anisocoria. Plus, I got strep throat on a cross-country flight, which I do not recommend at age 40.

Takeaways:

Why the CDC’s new autism/vaccine phrasing misunderstands the entire concept of scientific evidence.
How to think about light sensitivity like an ophthalmologist (hint: start with the cornea).
A simple trick for figuring out which pupil is the abnormal one in anisocoria and why it matters.
Why strep throat hits like a freight train once you’re over 35, especially in the middle of a business trip.
A reminder that neuro-ophthalmologists are magical creatures who can diagnose a Horner syndrome with nothing but a dark room, a penlight, and an unreasonable amount of patience.

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Glauc Talk: What Causes Gout?

Tue, 02 Dec 2025 10:00:00 -0000

This week on Glauc Talk, Kristin and I unpack the bizarre ways people twist “correlation vs. causation” and why apparently every high school should have a mandatory class on basic biostats. We talk about protestors, parenting, penis decisions (you’ll see), and somehow end up designing the world’s most chaotic public health curriculum.

Then we pivot to something a little closer to home, physician side gigs. From telemedicine to expert witness work to content creation, we break down which ones sound fulfilling, which sound terrible, and which involve denying insurance claims (hint: don’t do that).

And finally, because we can’t resist a good textbook roulette, we dive into gout, from the legendary “can’t stand a bedsheet on your toe” pain to the glamorous world of uric acid and Allopurinol. It’s educational, mildly gross, and exactly the kind of medicine talk you didn’t know you needed.

Takeaways:

Correlation ≠ Causation : A lesson humanity still hasn’t mastered.
Side Gig Showdown: From expert witness work to locum tenens, we rate physician side hustles from dream job to “please no.”
YouTube Reality Check: What happens when algorithms destroy your income overnight.
Medical Math, Simplified: The high school course we’d make every student take.
The Gout Deep Dive: Crystals, pain, and why you should never put a sheet on someone’s big toe.

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Knock Knock Eye: A Thanksgiving Thank-You Tour Through My Life

Thu, 27 Nov 2025 10:00:00 -0000

This week, I’m doing something different. No eyeball emergencies, no angry rants about healthcare, just gratitude. In this Thanksgiving special, I’m giving thanks to the people who shaped me: my high school English teacher who believed in my writing, the German teacher who let me hide pencils in my hair, the residency mentor who saw the future ophthalmologist before I did, and, of course, Lady Glaucomflecken, for saving my life and still occasionally letting me win arguments. It’s a trip through memory, laughter, and a few truly terrible cafeteria meals.

Takeaways:

How one sarcastic high school teacher helped launch Dr. Glaucomflecken’s comedy career.

Why reading Pride and Prejudice didn’t stick, but satire did.
The German teacher who taught Will the power of laughter (and great comedic timing).
The med school mentor who predicted his future in ophthalmology before he did.
A heartfelt thank-you to Lady G, the real hero behind every punchline (and heartbeat).

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Glauc Talk: Why Can’t I Get a Doctor’s Appointment?

Tue, 25 Nov 2025 10:00:00 -0000

This week, Kristin and I dig into my long-overdue skin check, a gift from my mom (because nothing says “happy birthday” like preventative medicine). We talk about awkward gown moments, dermatologists who multitask like superheroes, and why apparently I’m not famous in derm circles.

Then we get a little more serious about why it takes forever to get a doctor’s appointment, how the physician shortage is affecting care, and what it really looks like behind the scenes when you’re trying to squeeze emergency patients into a full clinic.

And because no episode is complete without chaos, we end with heart anatomy roulette, everything from ejection fraction to pericardial tamponade to “who decided to name it heart block?”

Takeaways:

What happens when your doctor wields liquid nitrogen like John Wick.
Why Kristin wears SPF indoors and Will’s toothpaste-based sunscreen hack gone wrong.
What happens when patients can’t get in anywhere and how ophthalmologists end up triaging headaches.
The chaotic cardiology review that covers everything from ejection fraction to pericardial tamponade.
The CPR conversation that turns unexpectedly sentimental (and slightly morbid).

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Knock Knock Eye: When Eyeballs Pop Out: The Real Story Behind Proptosis

Thu, 20 Nov 2025 10:00:00 -0000

In this episode, I’m breaking down what a week of ophthalmology call actually looks like, why retinal detachments aren’t the emergency you think they are, and how one cartoon wolf ended up being my latest ocular diagnosis. Plus, in the latest installment of my “Signs and Symptoms” series, we’re talking eyelash loss, bleeding eyes (aka hyphema), and the fine line between “put your pants on now” and “you can wait till morning."

Takeaways:

Why not every “retinal detachment” is a middle-of-the-night emergency.
The eye condition that might explain why a cartoon wolf’s eyes bulge out of his head.
What eyelash loss can really mean and when it’s time to worry about eyelid cancer.
How trauma, herpes, and tumors can all lead to blood in the eye (and why that’s a big deal).
The three-step ophthalmologist plan for every hyphema: couch, drops, and call us.

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Glauc Talk: Kristin’s Official List of Fears

Tue, 18 Nov 2025 10:00:00 -0000

Kristin and I start off by talking about puzzles, rainy vacations, and why Scotland might be the best place on earth, mostly because they have giant defibrillator kiosks just sitting out in public. Then, somehow, that conversation spirals into an in-depth analysis of Kristin’s many fears (spiders, the ocean, nouns too close to her face: you name it).

We also dive back into our favorite recurring segment: “Pick a Random Page From the Medical Book and Hope It’s Not Biochemistry.” Spoiler: it is biochemistry. We try to remember what the endoplasmic reticulum actually does, argue about the word “moiety,” and eventually land in a conversation about plant reproductive organs.

Takeaways:

Fear Factor: Flanary Edition. We build the definitive list of Kristin’s greatest fears.
Why America needs to step up its public AED game.
What do they have in common? They all terrify Kristin.
A chaotic attempt to explain the endoplasmic reticulum without Googling (we failed).
When a conversation about cell biology somehow ends in botany.

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Knock Knock Eye: What Does an Abnormal Red Reflex Really Mean?

Thu, 13 Nov 2025 10:00:00 -0000

I’m trying something new: differentials. Each episode, I’ll pick one ocular sign and one ocular symptom, and walk you through everything that could cause them. This week: the mysterious “abnormal red reflex” and the all-too-common “my eyes are burning.” From cataracts and retinoblastoma to blepharitis and bad makeup glue, I’m breaking down the real possibilities, one red, irritated eyeball at a time. It’s part med school, part comedy, and yes, you might just become an honorary ophthalmologist by the end of it.

Takeaways:

Why an “abnormal red reflex” might mean anything from cataract to retinoblastoma.
The simplest test pediatricians use to spot dangerous eye conditions early.
How blepharitis and clogged oil glands cause that all-too-familiar burning sensation.
The surprising eye problems linked to makeup, contact lenses, and preservatives.
Why ophthalmologists love differentials and how this new series might just teach you to think like one.

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When Anatomy Gets Adorable with Wendy Bryan Lazar

Tue, 11 Nov 2025 10:00:00 -0000

This week, Kristin and I sit down with Wendy Bryan Lazar, the founder of I Heart Guts, the company making plush organs so lovable you almost forget they’re based on, you know, actual human guts. We dive into how she turned her background in design and a deep love of anatomy into a wildly successful brand that celebrates the weird, wonderful world inside us.

We talk about the real challenges of bringing humor to healthcare, the joy of making science accessible (and huggable), and how one person’s creative spark can make millions of people laugh at their livers.

Takeaways:

How a love of anatomy turned into one of the most unique brands in science art.
Why humor might be medicine’s best marketing tool.
How Wendy bridges the gap between art, science, and empathy.
The surprising ways I Heart Guts supports education, patients, and healthcare pros.

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Knock Knock Eye: Why Doctors Should Be Allowed to Own Hospitals

Thu, 06 Nov 2025 10:00:00 -0000

From ophthalmology to testicle jokes, this episode covers a lot. I’m talking about why physicians should be allowed to own hospitals, the internet debate over vision therapy, and the truth about whether your eyes can actually pop out if you sneeze too hard. Plus, I share the one time an ophthalmologist asked a patient to drop his pants and why professional athletes might be missing out by skipping regular eye exams.

Takeaways:

Why physician-owned hospitals might actually provide better and cheaper care.
The truth about “vision therapy” and why evidence-based medicine still matters.
What really happens if you sneeze with your eyes open (and no, they don’t explode).
How Lyme disease and screen time can both affect your vision in unexpected ways.
Why getting your eyes checked could change your game, literally, if you’re a pro athlete.

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Glauc Talk: Pituitary Glands: The Testicles of the Brain

Tue, 04 Nov 2025 10:00:00 -0000

So… I turned 40. And like any doctor staring down middle age, I celebrated by talking about colonoscopy prep.

This week, Kristin and I unpack everything that happens to your body when you hit your forties, from dry eyes and presbyopia to statins and perimenopause. (Don’t worry, it’s still funny.) We talk about getting old, staying healthy, and why I’m way too excited to film my own colonoscopy.

Then things take a turn for the scientific. We dive into the pituitary gland, why I called it the “testicles of the brain,” and how hormones control everything from stress to growth. It’s nerdy, it’s mildly horrifying, and it ends with Kristin explaining why my “cosmic homeostasis” theory probably isn’t real science.

Takeaways:

Forty Feels Weird: A doctor’s honest reflection on aging, purpose, and “good fruit.”
Colonoscopy Countdown: Why I’m actually excited for mine (and how I plan to turn it into content).
Presbyopia Panic: Kristin’s war with contacts and my unsolicited ophthalmology advice.
The Pituitary Deep Dive : Hormones, feedback loops, and why I shouldn’t have called them “pitu balls.”
Cosmic Homeostasis: My new theory on how the universe balances good luck, bad luck… and testicles.

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Knock Knock Eye: Which Disney Characters Have the Worst Vision?

Thu, 30 Oct 2025 09:00:00 -0000

I went to Disney World and ended up diagnosing cartoon characters. From Mike Wazowski’s lack of depth perception to Goofy’s questionable eye anatomy and Winnie the Pooh’s all pupil, no iris situation, I’m breaking down which Disney characters would absolutely fail a vision test. Plus, a quick dive into a real breakthrough from Stanford that might help restore sight lost to macular degeneration. It’s ophthalmology meets Disney meets mild existential crisis. What more could you want?

Takeaways:

Why Mike Wazowski’s single eye means he’s missing half the picture.
The serious ocular condition Goofy might secretly have (and why glasses won’t fix it).
Why Edna Mode needs cataract surgery yesterday.
How Pixar’s signature huge eyes would actually mean extreme myopia.
The surprising Disney character who might have the healthiest eyes of them all.

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Glauc Talk: Why Everyone Should Know CPR (Seriously)

Tue, 28 Oct 2025 09:00:00 -0000

This week, Kristin and I dive into two real-world CPR stories. One that’ll make your blood boil (looking at you, Hofstra bar exam), and another that’ll make you want to hug a comedian in Spokane. We talk about what happens when bystanders freeze, how quick thinking saves lives, and why everyone should know at least something about CPR.

Then I drag Kristin into a round of “Doctor Strange or Just Strange” where she has to guess if bizarre medical facts are from Marvel or real life.

And finally, we end up knee-deep in hemoglobin. From carbon monoxide poisoning to hyperbaric chambers to… Kristen’s existential crisis about why it’s called alpha and beta, this one’s got everything.

Takeaways:

The Bar Exam Horror Story: When doing CPR isn’t optional… and the crowd gets it wrong.
Stand-Up Saves Lives : The Spokane comedy show that turned into a medical emergency and a miracle.
Co-Survivorship Matters: Why everyone affected by a cardiac arrest deserves support, not just the patient.
Doctor Strange or Just Strange? : From leeches to living chickens, the medical world is somehow stranger than Marvel.
Hemoglobin Deep Dive : Oxygen, carbon monoxide, and one very long tangent about evolution, naming conventions, and why Kristen can’t stop asking “but why?”

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Knock Knock Eye: Does Vision Therapy Actually Work?

Thu, 23 Oct 2025 09:00:00 -0000

Can you really “train” your eyes to work better or is vision therapy mostly hype? In this episode, I’m breaking down the three main types of vision therapy, what the science says about each, and how to tell when it’s actually helpful versus when it’s just expensive pseudoscience. We’ll talk convergence insufficiency (the one real winner), why eye exercises don’t fix dyslexia or myopia, and how to ask the right questions before spending a dime.

Takeaways:

What “vision therapy” actually means and why ophthalmologists don’t usually do it.
The big myth about eye exercises curing learning disabilities and dyslexia.
Why vision therapy won’t reverse nearsightedness (no matter what social media says).
The rare situation where vision therapy does work and what it looks like.
How to protect yourself (and your wallet) from unproven treatments dressed up as science.

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The Med Student Who Got in Trouble for Going Viral with Kumail Hussain

Tue, 21 Oct 2025 09:00:00 -0000

What happens when your med school doesn’t like your TikToks?

This week, we talk to Dr. Kumail Hussain, a physician who went viral for his medical content… and got in serious trouble for it. We dig into the story that followed: professionalism hearings, probation, and the ripple effects that followed him into residency.

But this isn’t just about one doctor’s social media misstep, it’s about what medicine still fears. Free expression. Humanity. The idea that doctors might have personalities outside the hospital.

We talk about how far is too far when it comes to posting, how institutions are catching up (or not), and why the next generation of doctors will need to understand the internet as well as they understand anatomy.

Takeaways:

How one med student’s videos became a case study in “professionalism.”
What happens when old-school institutions meet new-school creators.
Why no one can agree on what it actually means.
How online presence can shape, or sink, a medical career.
Why the next generation of doctors must be allowed to show up as humans.

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Knock Knock Eye: The Testicular Hill I’m Willing to Die On

Thu, 16 Oct 2025 09:00:00 -0000

I’m back with part two of my “life lessons at 40” and yes, it’s even more random than part one. From safety glasses and social media boundaries to testicle self-exams (yes, really), I’m sharing the wisdom I’ve collected over four decades. Plus, a neuro-ophthalmology curveball: a patient with mismatched pupils and a mystery diagnosis that turns out to be a Horner syndrome.

Takeaways:

Why you should always wear safety glasses, even if you swear you were “careful.”
How public speaking can change your career (and why everyone should try it).
The scam emails sliding into your inbox pretending to be famous podcasters.
Why making content at work is a one-way ticket to regret.
Horner syndrome 101: when a droopy lid and tiny pupil tell a big story.

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Glauc Talk: Wait… Viruses Can Cause Cancer?!

Tue, 14 Oct 2025 09:00:00 -0000

We’re back with a follow-up to the “no inner monologue” chaos, but this time, we’re going deeper. Kristin and I unpack what it actually feels like when your brain disconnects, how trauma can flip your reality switch, and why dissociation might just be your mind’s weirdest defense mechanism.

Then we shift gears into something truly wild: the microscopic villains that can give you cancer. Yep, your high school biology class never warned you about this lineup of viruses, parasites, and bacteria with major overachiever energy. And of course, we can’t resist taking a detour into herpes (because why not?) and what it’s like to realize your body might be hosting more guests than you invited.

Takeaways:

Mind on Autopilot – How dissociation protects you when reality’s too much to handle.
Microbe Madness – The shocking list of infections that can cause cancer.
Parasites with a Dark Side – Some don’t just invade… they rewrite your cells.
Herpes Facts You Didn’t Ask For – But can’t stop thinking about.
Survival Mode Explained – Why your brain sometimes hits the eject button.

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Knock Knock Eye: 40 Tips From Dr. Glaucomflecken On His 40th Birthday (part 1)

Thu, 09 Oct 2025 09:00:00 -0000

I just turned 40 and I’ve learned a few things along the way. Some about eyeballs, some about life, and a few the hard way (looking at you, hot tub corneal ulcer). In this special two-part birthday series, I’m sharing the lessons, advice, and random pearls I’ve picked up over four decades from why you should never argue with trolls online to how flossing can save your sanity. It’s a mix of serious, silly, and surprisingly heartfelt. And yes… we’re talking Chiefs football too.

Takeaways:

Why hot tubs and contact lenses are a match made in ophthalmic horror.
The social media rule I wish I’d followed sooner: never argue with strangers online.
How flossing and CPR training made it onto my top 40 life lessons.
Why posting after midnight is a terrible idea (and what happened when I did).
The simple parenting hack that lets you really hear your kids — no eavesdropping required.

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Glauc Talk: Why We're Haunted by the Presidential Fitness Test

Tue, 07 Oct 2025 09:00:00 -0000

Some episodes wander. This one sprints from childhood trauma (aka the Presidential Fitness Test pull-up requirement) to the ethics of free speech on social media, to guts literally spilling outside the body in a crash course on gastroschisis and omphalocele.

Kristin and I also talk about why doctors get in trouble online, how to avoid losing your job with one bad post, and the weird dynamic of being expected to comment on every news story. Oh and did I mention I went on a podcast where they gave me nitrous oxide and then grilled me about eyeballs? Spoiler: turns out laughing gas doesn’t shut me up about ophthalmology.

It’s equal parts silly, nerdy, and serious: political violence, embryology, dental confessions, and the eternal truth that flossing beats cavities every time.

Takeaways:

The Pull-Up Curse – Why the Presidential Fitness Test scarred an entire generation.
Free Speech ≠ Free Consequences – How social media can cost you more than followers.
Political Violence Isn’t the Answer – A reminder we apparently still need to say out loud.
Ventral Wall Defects 101 – Gastroschisis vs. Omphalocele, explained with minimal gagging.
Laughing Gas Confessions – What happens when you podcast under nitrous oxide.

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Knock Knock Eye: Autism & Tylenol: Sorting Fact from Fear

Thu, 02 Oct 2025 09:00:00 -0000

What happens when the president tells pregnant patients to “tough it out” instead of taking Tylenol? And why are accomplished physicians standing on stage making claims that don’t hold up to the evidence? This week I’m diving into the mess of misinformation, the dangers it creates, and the patients who end up paying the price. Then, to balance the outrage with some ophthalmology, I’m taking you deep into two of the rarest optic nerve disorders, one I’ve seen once, and one I’ve never seen at all.

Takeaways:

Why the Tylenol-autism press conference might go down as a low point for science in politics.
The real risks when misinformation changes how patients manage pain and fever.
A haunting case of posterior ischemic optic neuropathy that still sticks with me.
Leber’s hereditary optic neuropathy: how mitochondria and genetics can suddenly take your vision.
Why gene therapy might finally give us hope for inherited eye diseases and why you should never tell a patient there’s “nothing we can do.”

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Glauc Talk: The Worst Social Media Post in Healthcare History?

Tue, 30 Sep 2025 09:00:00 -0000

Some things in healthcare are forgivable mistakes. This wasn’t one of them.

Kristin and I dive into the shocking story of a group of healthcare workers who thought it was a good idea to post exam-room paper from pelvic exams online. Spoiler: they’re not working in medicine anymore. But the fallout reveals something bigger, the fragile state of public trust in doctors and what happens when we keep shooting ourselves in the foot on social media.

From trust erosion to the silent majority who never comment but always scroll, from a VIP invite to a hallucinogenic retreat in Spain (yes, really), all the way to an impromptu crash course on antihistamines, you’ll see how one bad decision sparks a conversation that medicine can’t afford to ignore.

Takeaways:

The Social Media Disaster – Why one group of healthcare workers instantly lost their careers.
Trust is Everything – The word medicine should focus on for the next decade.
The Silent Majority – Why the people who don’t comment may matter most online.
Ayahuasca VIP Invite – The bizarre email that landed in my inbox.
Histamine 101 – A surprisingly nerdy deep dive into why Benadryl makes you sleepy.

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Knock Knock Eye: What Could Possibly Unite America?

Thu, 25 Sep 2025 09:00:00 -0000

What if the only thing that could truly unite this country was our collective rage at health insurance companies? This week, I’m handing out my best social media survival advice (step one: don’t get fired), sharing the rare thrill of bringing vision back from the brink, and digging into why bloody tears are a real thing. Plus, we’ll talk colorblindness, cataracts, and maybe even which of your five senses deserves the top spot.

Takeaways:

Why your social media “private” posts might not be so private after all.
The miraculous patient journey from hand-motion vision to 20/50 and why it made me tear up.
How colorblindness sneaks through generations and why it seems to “skip.”
The surprisingly spooky truth about crying blood.
Why ophthalmology isn’t just eyeballs, it’s politics, insurance, and joy all rolled into one.

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Glauc Talk: Chemotherapy Drugs 101: The Messiest Crash Course Ever

Tue, 23 Sep 2025 09:00:00 -0000

I’ve been to a lot of medical conferences, but veterinary medicine conferences are different. Picture me, a human ophthalmologist, standing in front of a thousand vets, showing them photos of my dog Milo’s eyes (because why not?). Turns out, they loved it and then immediately called me out for doing the exact thing they can’t stand about human doctors. Oops.

Kristin and I also get into the strange overlap between vet medicine and human medicine (yes, the cardiologists still argue), why ER veterinarians might actually have the hardest job in medicine, and how I managed to accidentally do the very thing vets complain about most.

And if that’s not enough, we dive headfirst into a Twitter firestorm about whether doctors should ever “Google it” in front of patients, plus a surprise crash course in chemotherapy drugs straight from my med school review book.

Takeaways:

Vet vs. Human Medicine – The personalities are eerily similar… but vets may have the tougher gig.
The Milo Moment – How my dog’s eyesight became the star of my keynote.
Human Doctor Problem – Why vets roll their eyes when we try to flex our “expertise” in their clinics.
Googling in the Exam Room – The controversial tweet that sparked a million opinions.
Chemotherapy 101 – A chaotic but oddly fascinating attempt to explain cancer drugs on the fly.

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Why Do Some GI Problems Hide from Every Test? | Bendy Bodies Bonus Episode

Mon, 22 Sep 2025 09:00:00 -0000

In honor of Pain Awareness Month, we’re excited to share an episode from one of our favorite healthcare podcasts, “Bendy Bodies with Dr. Linda Bluestein.” In this recent interview, Dr. Bluestein sat down with Dr. Zach Spiritos, a neurogastroenterologist, to explore why gastrointestinal problems in hypermobile patients can be so difficult to detect with standard testing (and what patients and providers can do to find better answers and relief).

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Knock Knock Eye: Sympathetic Ophthalmia: The Rare Eye Disease I Hope Never to See

Thu, 18 Sep 2025 09:00:00 -0000

What happens when your immune system suddenly decides your eye is the enemy? This week I’m diving into one of ophthalmology’s rarest (and frankly scariest) condition, sympathetic ophthalmia. Plus, I’m talking GLP-1 miracle drugs, why residency feels like a soul-draining black hole, and whether med school should really be shorter. And yes, we’re also testing which of your eyeballs is the boss.

Takeaways:

The strange and unsettling reality of sympathetic ophthalmia and why I hope never to see it in clinic.
Why GLP-1 drugs come with both groundbreaking benefits and tricky questions about eye health.
How residency manages to crush enthusiasm… and whether you can climb back out.
The eternal debate: shorten med school or just lower the tuition?
Eye dominance, cataract surgery, and why one of your eyeballs secretly calls the shots.

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Glauc Talk: Could You Need Rabies Shots Without a Bite?

Tue, 16 Sep 2025 09:00:00 -0000

I’ve worn a lot of hats. Physician, patient, Domino’s delivery guy, even walk-in freezer napper. But in this episode, Kristin and I dive into a conversation that’s bigger (and scarier) than my teenage pizza-ball experiments: what happens if we cut health insurance out of healthcare altogether?

We start with rabies bats in Wyoming (because of course we do), wander into my old nap habits, and then head straight into a serious discussion sparked by Dr. Elisabeth Potter about the state of private practice medicine. Is it time to rethink the way we pay for healthcare? Could direct patient-physician models actually work? And how much longer can small practices survive the insurance stranglehold?

Takeaways:

Insurance Reality Check – Who actually sets the prices for your care? Spoiler: not your doctor.
The Potter Question – What happens if we cut the middleman and patients just pay doctors directly?
Private Practice on the Brink – Why small practices are disappearing—and who’s really behind it.
Rabies in the Tetons – Hundreds exposed, five painful shots, and a reminder that bats don’t always stay in caves.
Domino’s Memories – From pizza-balls to road rage, the teenage jobs that taught me more about tipping than med school ever did.

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Knock Knock Eye: Flashes, Floaters, and Tears...Oh My!

Thu, 11 Sep 2025 09:00:00 -0000

Ever wondered what happens when your eye jelly decides to collapse in on itself? Or why some cataract surgeons apparently get squeamish around LASIK patients (spoiler: they shouldn’t)? This episode takes you from pediatrician pep rallies to the surprisingly dark side of floaters and flashes. Along the way, I’ll rant a little, nerd out a lot, and maybe terrify you just enough to finally schedule that eye exam.

Takeaways:

What flashes of light really mean—and why they send ophthalmologists running for the laser.
Why pediatricians stand out in Washington, and what the rest of us could learn from them.
The surprising risk of pairing multifocal lenses with LASIK eyes (and why I say “no thanks”).
The week I had a flood of retinal tears in clinic—and the lessons you need to know.
Why stepping back from the noise of social media might just save your sanity (and your career).

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Glauc Talk: Can a BuzzFeed Quiz Accurately Define Our Medical Destiny?

Tue, 09 Sep 2025 09:00:00 -0000

This week, it’s just me and Kristin taking a BuzzFeed quiz to figure out what kind of doctor we are—and, well, the results raise some eyebrows. We also talk about a new bill being introduced in Massachusetts and answer a listener email about surgical etiquette: should you chat during procedures or keep it strictly scalpel business?

Takeaways:

Kristin and I take a BuzzFeed quiz that tells us what kind of doctor we are… and the results hit a little too hard.
We break down a Massachusetts bill that's being voted on soon!
A listener asks if it’s okay to talk during surgery—and we definitely have opinions.

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Knock Knock Eye: Would You Trust a Doctor Trained in Less Time?

Thu, 04 Sep 2025 09:00:00 -0000

This week’s Knock Knock Eye is a little bit of everything: football, birthdays, med school reform, and one of the strangest kinds of patients I see in clinic. I talk about turning 40 (and yes, going full Chiefs fan at Arrowhead), why the fourth year of med school might be a “victory lap” worth keeping, and how Europe might actually be ahead of us when it comes to training doctors. Plus, I share what it was like speaking to med students about healthcare advocacy and why I think universal care will only happen through small, stepwise changes. And finally, we get clinical: how do you handle a patient who insists they can’t see a single photon of light, when your exam says otherwise? Spoiler: it’s not about calling them a faker.

Takeaways:

Why shortening med school to three years sounds efficient but could backfire for future physicians.
How European six-year combined programs might be a smarter way forward.
The advice I gave to bright-eyed med students about fighting for change without burning out.
Why I think universal healthcare in the U.S. will only come from incremental reforms, not sweeping legislation.
Inside the exam room: how ophthalmologists test for non-physiologic vision loss—and why reassurance beats accusation every time.

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What Happens When a Doctor Designs a Board Game? with Dr. Lakshman Swamy

Tue, 02 Sep 2025 09:00:00 -0000

When your job is literally life and death, how do you explain what that feels like to patients, to families, to anyone outside the ICU? This week on Knock Knock Hi, Kristin and I talk with Dr. Lakshman Swamy, a critical care and pulmonary doc who decided the answer might be… a board game. We get into burnout, the broken systems of ICU care, and how a game called helps players understand the impossible choices clinicians face every day. Also: moral injury, insurance nightmares, what it's like to feel powerless as a physician, and why play might be one of the best tools for healing we've got.

Takeaways:

Hear how Dr. Swamy turned years of ICU trauma into a brutally honest board game.
Explore the emotional toll of moral injury—and why it's reshaping the physician burnout conversation.
Learn how Cost of Life recreates the pressure, compromise, and heartbreak of critical care.
Why healthcare reform might start with storytelling—and maybe even game night.
Discover what surprised Dr. Swamy most when he watched players take on the role of ICU doctor.

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Knock Knock Eye: Are My Arms Too Short or Is This Presbyopia?

Thu, 28 Aug 2025 09:00:00 -0000

Look, I knew getting older would mess with my joints and metabolism—but no one warned me that my arms would become too short to read a menu. In this solo episode, I talk about the aging process that ruins your ability to focus on near objects—presbyopia—and why it’s just part of the over-40 starter pack.

But that's not all. I’ve got thoughts about chiropractors adjusting newborns (yes, really), dry eye fixes that actually work, and whether or not you can legally use your FSA to buy laser vision. Spoiler: probably not. Come for the eye care breakdowns, stay for the spicy takes on spine snappery and TikTok pseudoscience.

Takeaways:

Presbyopia 101: Your eyes will betray you after 40. It’s called physics. It’s called biology. It’s called reading glasses.
Chiropractors & Kids: There’s zero justification for adjusting newborns. And yes, we’re talking about that video.
Dry Eye Fixes: Not all TikTok hacks are bogus, but most of them are. Here’s what actually works.
FSA Deep Dive: What can you actually use it for? And is LASIK even covered?
When Medical Myths Go Viral: From chiropractic cradle cracking to miracle eye cures, we’re swatting down the nonsense.

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Glauc Talk: What Makes Medical Misinformation So Addictive Online?

Tue, 26 Aug 2025 09:00:00 -0000

Sometimes the dumbest things go viral. Case in point: I guessed a basketball player’s glasses prescription online… and half the internet thought I was rating her looks. (Spoiler: I wasn’t.) In this episode of Knock Knock Hi, Kristin and I unpack my latest accidental brush with fame, the chaos of wellness misinformation clogging up TikTok, and why it feels like the internet is both the best and worst place for healthcare. We also dive into the weird world of grifters, cult-like medical influencers, and how doctors sometimes flip to the dark side. Plus, some rare good news, Congress actually wants to fund more residency spots. Do we trust it? Not entirely. But hey, it’s something.

Takeaways:

The story of how a harmless minus 1.5 tweet turned into Will’s most viral post ever.
Why TikTok’s “wellness influencers” are spreading dangerous myths about newborn eye care.
A half-baked (but maybe genius?) idea for a social media licensing test for healthcare professionals.
The bizarre transformation from respected clinician to full-blown medical grifter and why it happens.
Why more residency spots could help solve the physician shortage… but only if distributed the right way.

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Knock Knock Eye: RFK Jr. Says Doctors Are Keeping You Sick. Here’s Why He's Wrong!

Thu, 21 Aug 2025 09:00:00 -0000

RFK Jr. says doctors like me don’t want you to get better. Apparently, we’re part of a vast system designed to keep you sick. So I did what any responsible, monocle-wearing ophthalmologist would do, I pulled up his tweet and walked through it point by point.

In this solo episode, I talk about how this kind of medical misinformation spreads, how it erodes trust in the entire healthcare system, and why calling out conspiracy thinking isn’t the same as silencing dissent. I also get into preventive care (spoiler: it works), how medicine actually functions in a profit-driven world, and the importance of separating critique from flat-out falsehood.

Let’s just say, this was a good week to check in on your blood pressure.

Takeaways:

RFK Jr. believes doctors are incentivized to prolong sickness—not health.
Will breaks down where this rhetoric veers from skepticism into straight-up fantasy.
Preventive care is under attack, but here’s why it still matters.
Misinformation isn't just annoying—it can be dangerous.
You can criticize healthcare without implying your pediatrician is a cartoon villain.

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What Happens When an Insurance Company Interrupts Surgery? with Dr. Elisabeth Potter

Tue, 19 Aug 2025 09:00:00 -0000

Ever had your surgery interrupted… by UnitedHealthcare? Yeah, me neither. But that’s exactly what happened to our guest this week, the incredible Dr. Elisabeth Potter. She went viral after exposing the absurdity of insurance meddling in patient care, right down to getting pulled out of the OR for a phone call about prior authorization. In this episode, Kristin and I dig into how Dr. Potter stood up to a massive insurance company, why they tried (and failed) to shut her down with a cease-and-desist, and how she’s paying the price for telling the truth. It’s raw, it’s maddening, it’s inspiring, and it’s a reminder that sometimes the bravest thing you can do in medicine is refuse to be quiet.

Takeaways:

Hear the unbelievable story of insurance calling Dr. Potter mid-surgery to question her patient care.
Find out how a viral video and a cease-and-desist letter turned one doctor into a national advocate.
Learn why hospital lawyers installed cameras in ORs after her posts and how she fought back.
Discover how retaliation from UnitedHealthcare threatened her new surgery center and practice.
Why thousands of people rallied behind her with donations, comments, and support and why she’s not backing down.

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Knock Knock Eye: The One Rule I Follow in Medical Comedy

Thu, 14 Aug 2025 09:00:00 -0000

I love a good medical joke as much as the next ophthalmologist, but there’s one line I won’t cross and I think more of us need to hear it. In this episode, I’m talking about the state of medical comedy, why I almost stayed anonymous forever, and the one thing I’ve learned never to make fun of online. I also dive into YouTube comments, explain why onions make you cry (with the help of some very stylish goggles), answer questions about Stickler syndrome, and tell you how a group of urologists completely changed my testosterone replacement therapy.

Takeaways:

The biggest mistake new healthcare creators make when joking online.
Why onions trigger tears and the ridiculous “onion goggles” I actually own.
How Stickler syndrome affects the eyes, collagen, and the risk of retinal detachment.
A correction about fentanyl dosing during cataract surgery (spoiler: I do know the difference).
How a urology conference cocktail hour changed my approach to testosterone replacement.

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Are Pharmacy Benefit Managers the Real Villains of Healthcare? with Deborah Keaveny

Tue, 12 Aug 2025 09:00:00 -0000

You know those mystery charges at the pharmacy that make zero sense? Yeah, turns out, there’s a whole shadowy system behind it and no, it’s not your pharmacist’s fault. This week on Knock Knock Hi, Kristin and I talk with Deborah Keaveny , president of Pharmacists United for Truth and Transparency (PUTT), about the tangled web of pharmacy benefit managers (PBMs), why your copays never go down, and how independent pharmacies are basically being squeezed to death. We get into the secret contracts, gag clauses, clawbacks, and even why some pharmacists now run liquor stores and coffee shops just to keep the lights on. It’s equal parts depressing, eye-opening, and—believe it or not—hopeful. There’s real legislation happening, and maybe, just maybe, the tide is turning.

Takeaways:

Discover how PBMs started as simple payment processors… and morphed into billion-dollar healthcare gatekeepers.
Learn why pharmacists sometimes lose money by filling your prescription—and how “clawback fees” make it worse.
The shocking truth about mail-order pharmacies (hint: PBMs own them and pay themselves hundreds more per script).
Why GoodRx isn’t always good—and what lawsuits are revealing about patient data and price collusion.
How new state and federal legislation might finally crack down on PBMs, save independent pharmacies, and protect patients.

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Knock Knock Eye: Should We Worry About Organ Procurement Organizations?

Thu, 07 Aug 2025 09:00:00 -0000

I spent this week untangling one of the wildest New York Times stories in recent memory about organ donation. The article set off a firestorm online, and the clickbait headlines had everyone ready to rip “organ donor” off their driver’s license. But is it really that bad? I break down what’s true, what’s exaggerated, and what it means for a system that saves thousands of lives every year.

Then I get fired up about neonatal conjunctivitis and the nonsense being spread by wellness influencers who think erythromycin ointment is more dangerous than gonorrhea (spoiler: it’s not). Throw in some eye speculum nightmares, an unexpected syphilis diagnosis, and a listener Q&A that went completely off the rails, and you’ve got one wild ride through eyeballs, ethics, and misinformation.

Takeaways:

Why that viral organ donation article might not be as scary, or as wrong, as it first looked.
The eyebrow-raising system that pits organ procurement groups against each other.
How one strip of erythromycin can save a baby’s vision (and why influencers are getting it wrong).
The surprising risk of squeezing too hard during cataract surgery.
How an ophthalmologist once diagnosed syphilis just by looking into someone’s eyes.

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Will You Live to 120 with a Little Help from AI? with Dr. Eric Topol

Tue, 05 Aug 2025 09:00:00 -0000

This week, Kristen and I go full sci-fi (but, like, the real kind) with the one and only Dr. Eric Topol—cardiologist, author, and guy who’s been yelling for years that the way we do medicine is… less than ideal. We talk about how AI could transform healthcare, whether doctors are finally ready to embrace empathy, and why the average hospital still runs on fax machines and vibes. Oh—and don’t worry, I made sure to ask him if AI is going to come for my job. (Spoiler: probably.) It's a hopeful, sometimes uncomfortable, but deeply fascinating look at what medicine could be—if we don't screw it up.

Takeaways:

Why Dr. Topol believes the biggest failure in medicine isn’t technology—it’s the loss of empathy.
How large language models (like ChatGPT) are already reshaping diagnostics and documentation.
Why we should worry less about AI replacing doctors—and more about bad doctors using AI.
The shocking inefficiencies still plaguing hospitals (hello, fax machines).
What med schools might look like in the near future—and why humility should be part of the curriculum.

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Knock Knock Eye: The Problem with “Alternative” Medicine

Thu, 31 Jul 2025 09:00:00 -0000

It’s just me this week, and I’m cracking open the homeopathy bottle (spoiler: it’s mostly water). From viral pseudoscience to dry eye remedies that make me blink twice, I’m taking a solo stroll through the wild world of medical misinformation. We’ll also talk about the dangers of diluted science, why TikTok is not a medical degree, and the real risks behind popular “natural” treatments. No guests, no filter—just a Snape impression and some good old-fashioned eye-rolling.

Takeaways:

Why your favorite “natural” remedy might just be fancy water.
How misinformation gets dressed up in a lab coat and calls itself medicine.
The connection between dry eyes and the internet’s favorite non-treatments.
What I learned from a box of homeopathic eye drops.
The Snape quote that might be more honest than some real-world “doctors.”

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Glauc Talk: What Do All Those Hospital Codes Mean Anyway?

Tue, 29 Jul 2025 09:00:00 -0000

This week, Kristin and I dig into the alphabet soup of hospital emergency codes, and I break down what those cryptic overhead announcements really mean. We also talk about the latest round of proposed Medicaid cuts and why they’re more than just numbers on a budget line. Expect the usual tangents too!

Takeaways:

Ever wonder what “Code Brown” actually means? We’ve got you.
Medicaid is on the chopping block what could it mean for hospitals and patients?
When your ER is “on diversion,” here’s what’s really going on behind the scenes.

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Knock Knock Eye: Why Did UnitedHealthcare Go After Dr. Elisabeth Potter?

Thu, 24 Jul 2025 09:00:00 -0000

We’re marking 100 episodes by getting real about a moment that I've feared all my life. The moment where they asked if there was a doctor onboard this plane!

Also: we talk about Dr. Elisabeth Potter, a breast cancer surgeon who stood up to UnitedHealthcare after they told her how to do her job—and then punished her for it. It’s infuriating. But it’s also revealing.

Takeaways:

There was a medical emergency onboard my latest flight.

Dr. Elisabeth Potter tried to do what was best for her patient. UnitedHealthcare had other ideas.
There’s a quiet war happening between doctors and insurers—and it’s not just about money.
Reaching Episode 100 made us reflect on where we’ve been, and the messy, human parts of medicine we still need to talk about.

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Glauc Talk: How Badly Did Intern Year Break Me?

Tue, 22 Jul 2025 09:00:00 -0000

Intern year. It’s the chaotic rite of passage where sleep goes to die, mistakes get made in real time, and everyone’s faking confidence until they figure it out, or break. This week, I’m sharing the moments that defined mine: the terrifying first night on call, what it’s like to be handed a pager when you still don’t know where the bathrooms are, and how that year almost broke me… but also built me. Whether you're a med student bracing for the leap or just love a good disaster story with a heartbeat, this one’s for you.

Takeaways:

That first on-call moment where “doctor” suddenly becomes real.
Why every intern has a “panic page” story—and mine might top the list.
The hidden emotional toll no one warns you about.
Intern year is both terrifying and formative… and yes, it gets better.
Tips for surviving (or at least laughing about) the chaos.

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Knock Knock Eye: Should There Be a Loan Cap for Med School?

Thu, 17 Jul 2025 09:00:00 -0000

It’s a wild week in healthcare policy and student debt. The so-called "Big Beautiful Bill" just passed, and I have thoughts. Spoiler: most of them involve eye twitching. From massive Medicaid cuts to a hard cap on federal loans for grad students, I’m unpacking what this means for future doctors, patients, and anyone who likes affordable healthcare (so… everyone?). I also take you through a retinal rollercoaster from my clinic and, yes, I share my own six-figure loan horror story—because nothing says fun like debt-induced nostalgia.

Takeaways:

Why a $200K loan cap might not actually help medical students.
How tuition inflation is steamrolling over future physicians.
The link between wealth and med school admission nobody wants to admit.
What I saw in clinic that looked like a “blood and thunder” disaster.
My own student loan journey, including the terrifying final bill.

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Glauc Talk: What Is Private Equity? with Megan Greenwell

Tue, 15 Jul 2025 09:00:00 -0000

Ever wonder what happens when people with zero medical training start buying up hospitals and clinics? This week, we're joined by journalist Megan Greenwell, who’s spent years investigating the chilling spread of private equity in healthcare. We talk about what it means when medicine becomes a business, the moments that made her jaw drop during reporting, and why she thinks doctors and patients are both trapped in a system that no longer works for either of them. This one hits hard.

Takeaways:

How private equity is quietly reshaping American healthcare.
What it’s like to investigate medicine from the outside.
The subtle (and not-so-subtle) ways profit motives impact care.
Why many doctors are afraid to speak out—and who’s filling that silence.
What Megan Greenwell uncovered that even shocked physicians.

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Knock Knock Eye: The History of Cataract Surgery

Thu, 10 Jul 2025 09:00:00 -0000

This week, I'm diving into the juiciest part of the eyeball—literally and historically. From ancient couching techniques that involved jabbing your eye with a sharp stick (yes, really) to modern lenses inspired by World War II cockpit glass, we’re going deep into cataract surgery's wild evolution. Also: a peek at what fireworks do to your eyeballs, my questionable thoughts on ASMR medicine, and why the human lens is the peanut M&M of the ocular world. You’ll never look at your eyeballs—or your sparklers—the same way again.

Takeaways:

Fireworks and Roman candles are an ophthalmologist’s recurring July nightmare.
The earliest cataract surgeries involved pushing your lens into your vitreous chamber—on purpose.
The eye’s limbus is basically the Achilles’ heel of your vision.
British pilots with plastic in their eyeballs helped invent modern lens implants.
Want to learn better? Try laughing about Gaucher’s disease.

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Glauc Talk: Is an Eye Transplant Actually Possible?

Tue, 08 Jul 2025 09:00:00 -0000

This week, we dig into the surprising shift among voters who once supported private equity in healthcare—and may now be rethinking it. Kristin and I talk through what’s behind that change, plus a major headline about the first-ever eye transplant. And just when things start to feel a little too serious, we lighten it up with a chaotic game that puts our anatomy knowledge (and humility) to the test. Trust me, you’ll want to play along.

Takeaways:

Some voters are finally reconsidering their stance on private equity’s role in healthcare—what changed?
A groundbreaking eye transplant sparks conversation about what’s medically possible… and what still isn’t.
The line between actual anatomy and total nonsense is thinner than you think—especially when you're being timed.
Kristin has strong thoughts about “buzzword healthcare policy.”
We all need a reminder that it’s okay to laugh at ourselves—even when we’re supposed to know this stuff.

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Knock Knock Eye: Optometrist vs. Ophthalmologist: What’s the Real Difference?

Thu, 03 Jul 2025 09:00:00 -0000

You ever have someone call you an optometrist when you're, say, very much not? Yeah… that happened again. So in this episode, I’m laying out the not-so-subtle (and sometimes very contentious) differences between optometrists and ophthalmologists—education, lasers, the whole thing. We also dive into the thin but mighty conjunctiva, the raging war against red eyes, and yes, my completely unsolicited but deeply held thoughts on AI in healthcare. Spoiler: I don’t hate it, but I am watching it like it might try to prescribe eyedrops.

Takeaways:

There’s a reason you never see an ophthalmologist use the puff machine—and it’s not snobbery.
AI in healthcare? Will’s got opinions. Cautiously optimistic, mostly side-eye.
Optometrists and ophthalmologists mostly play nice—until lasers get involved.
If you're itchy, red, and goopy, there’s a good chance your eyeballs are trying to tell you something very specific.
Someone invented ointment and basically saved ophthalmology. We owe them a smooch.

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Glauc Talk: Is Your Doctor Secretly Hoping You Stay Sick?

Tue, 01 Jul 2025 09:00:00 -0000

This week, Kristin and I tackle one of the most frustrating—and frankly absurd—things we’ve seen online in a while: the claim that doctors want people to stay sick just so we can make more money. Yup, that’s a real thing someone said, and it sparked a Twitter firestorm. We’re diving into the bizarre world of social media influencers who spread medical misinformation with the confidence of a med school dropout turned life coach. If you’ve ever wanted to yell into the void, this episode’s for you.

Takeaways:

A viral tweet suggests doctors profit from keeping people sick—let’s unpack that.
Social media influencers keep handing out medical advice... without the medicine.
I weigh in on a Twitter fight that escalated faster than a tachycardic code blue.
We explore why people are quick to believe doctors are villains.
Misinformation is funnier when you realize how confident people are while being completely wrong.

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Knock Knock Eye: Should the Renaissance Fair Host a Bloodletting Blood Drive?

Thu, 26 Jun 2025 09:00:00 -0000

Step right up to the medieval ophthalmology booth where your chalazion gets cured with garlic, mustard seeds, and just a dash of cow bile. This week, I take you on a Renaissance Festival-style journey through the weirdest eye treatments in history and how some of those relics have been rebranded for the modern wellness crowd. There’s leech therapy, eye “massagers,” and influencers promising vision miracles with homeopathic potions that would make a 13th-century snake oil vendor proud. Also: how do I keep my sanity posting online every day while avoiding ye olde digital burnout? Let’s joust.

Takeaways:

If your eye treatment sounds like something a plague doctor brewed—maybe don’t.
Medieval eye salves made from onions and bile are more like Renaissance cosplay than science… unless you’re on TikTok.
Some modern devices claim to fix your vision but operate with the same logic as 15th-century eye pokers.
The FDA was practically invented to protect us from “miracle” eye tonics like these.
Posting about medicine online can feel like performing in the town square—here’s how I avoid getting metaphorically pelted with tomatoes.

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Are You Ready For The Great Sphincter Showdown? | Dr. Kaveh Hoda

Tue, 24 Jun 2025 09:00:00 -0000

This week, I’m solo, but not alone. I’m joined by Dr. Kaveh Hoda, a fellow medical satirist who brings the same energy I try to harness every time I put on a white coat and immediately start roasting the healthcare system. We talk shop about using humor to cope with burnout, the risks and rewards of medical satire, and why sometimes it’s more effective to joke than to rant. And yes, we draft sphincters. Real ones. The best ones. It’s unhinged, unfiltered, and surprisingly educational.

Takeaways:

- We break down how satire can be a coping tool and a medical mirror.
- The true (and not-so-glamorous) cost of being “that funny doctor online.”
- Kaveh brings the heat in a completely unscientific Sphincter Draft.
- The surprising similarities between comedy and clinical work.
- What it’s like podcasting without Lady G… and replacing her with sphincters.

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Knock Knock Eye: Is Oregon Leading the Fight Against Corporate Medicine?

Thu, 19 Jun 2025 09:00:00 -0000

This one’s personal. I'm finally talking about the private equity takeover of medicine—and why Oregon might've just taken the first real step to stop it. We’re diving into the gray zone between burnout and buyouts, why docs sell their practices, and what that means for patients (spoiler: it’s not great). I also share some zingers for a classic surgeon roast and finally explain that weird thing your optic nerves do in the middle of your brain.

And yeah, I really do look like I just rolled out of bed. Because I did.

Takeaways:

Oregon just banned private equity from buying medical practices—and it could change everything.
Physicians are selling their practices for millions… but at what cost?
The real reason optic nerves crisscross in your brain (and it’s not the corpus callosum).
Classic surgeon insults that will have you laughing—and cringing.
What your eyeballs have in common with goats (yes, really).

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Glauc Talk: Honoring the Legacy of First Descents Founder Ryan O’Donoghue

Tue, 17 Jun 2025 09:00:00 -0000

We thought we were just going kayaking with a group of young adults facing cancer and chronic illness. What we didn’t expect was how much First Descents—and its late CEO Ryan O’Donoghue—would completely reshape the way we think about healing, connection, and purpose. This week, we’re reflecting on that powerful experience and the legacy Ryan left behind. Also: I get dragged into a dating game scenario, and we talk about how being on call might just be the worst setup for a first date. Ever.

Takeaways:

A behind-the-scenes look at our week with First Descents—and how it cracked us open.
The incredible impact of Ryan O’Donoghue and why his sudden death hit so hard.
What it feels like to watch people reclaim joy after trauma.
A wildly uncomfortable dating game moment you don’t want to miss.
Why being on call is the ultimate romance killer.

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Knock Knock Eye: Consulting Ophthalmology: A Survival Guide

Thu, 12 Jun 2025 09:00:00 -0000

Let’s get one thing out of the way: I’m not mad you called me at 2 a.m. about an eye. Really, I’m not. But also… were they just missing their glasses? This week, I’m tackling everything that drives ophthalmologists crazy—and how to avoid becoming that story we tell over drinks. From wild consults and missing visual acuity checks to what actually makes an emergency worth a call, I’m handing you the crash course med school never gave you. Plus: a retina saga, a hot muffler, and why I’ll never be a 5:30 a.m. gym person. Ever.

Takeaways:

If you’re consulting ophthalmology, at least check vision. Please. I’m begging you.
No, we don’t expect you to do a full fundus exam—but we do expect you to ask if they’ve had recent eye surgery.
Not all double vision is created equal. Ask if it goes away when they cover one eye.
My most frustrating consult? I was called in… to put a patient’s glasses on.
In the community, y’all are way more self-sufficient than I ever gave you credit for in residency.

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Glauc Talk: A New Color Just Dropped

Tue, 10 Jun 2025 09:00:00 -0000

In this episode, Kristin shares what it felt like to take the stage for a major speaking event—and all the nerves, insights, and surprising audience connections that came with it. We also dive into some brain-bending eye science about tetrachromacy (a potential new color?!) and, of course, take a moment to roast the absolute rollercoaster of comments we get on YouTube.

Spoiler: some are heartfelt, some are hilarious, and some definitely make us question our entire internet presence.

Takeaways:

Kristin reflects on the vulnerability and connection of live storytelling.
We explore the concept of tetrachromacy and color perception.
Eye science gets weird—in the best way.
The YouTube comment section strikes again.
Kristin contemplates balancing performance with authenticity.

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Knock Knock Eye: Would You Risk Blindness for Blue Eyes?

Thu, 05 Jun 2025 09:00:00 -0000

I just wanted to talk about the iris today. A chill, colorful muscle donut that controls how much light hits your retina and makes you look good doing it. But no. UnitedHealthcare had to show up first—again—with a story so dark it makes retinal necrosis look like a fairy tale. We're talking Do Not Resuscitate orders getting denied by algorithms and patients dying because no human was watching.

Then we finally pivot to the iris: how it works, how it fails, why it looks different in everyone, and what happens when people decide to change their eye color on purpose (spoiler: don’t). I also touch on laser procedures, night vision contacts, LASIK myths, and iridology—which is basically astrology for your eyeballs. All that and a retinal wiring rant, because I can’t help myself.

Takeaways:

UnitedHealthcare might be setting a new low.
When your life is being managed by an algorithm that’s literally ignoring your DNR order, we have officially lost the plot.
The iris is not just decoration.
It’s a muscle. It’s photoreactive. It’s a vibe. And it’s doing way more work than it gets credit for.
Thinking about cosmetic eye color surgery?
Just don’t. It’s like installing a tinted windshield inside your eye. Except it doesn’t work. And might make you go blind.
Night vision contact lenses are real(ish).
But if you wear them in public, people are going to think you're either Batman or a sleep-deprived raccoon.
Iridology is fake and somehow still thriving.
It’s amazing how far you can go in life with confidence and zero science.

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Glauc Talk: Checking In On Kristin's ARFID Journey

Tue, 03 Jun 2025 09:00:00 -0000

There’s vulnerable… and then there’s telling thousands of listeners about the time you almost pooped your pants at a conference. In this episode, we’re going there. We’re talking about digestive drama, poop shame, and why gut issues are so much more than a punchline.

Kristin and I also dive into ARFID—Avoidant/Restrictive Food Intake Disorder—and how it often starts with childhood trauma around food and bathrooms. We unpack how eating disorders intersect with GI issues, why so many patients feel dismissed, and what we wish more doctors understood about the gut-brain connection.

Yes, it’s funny. Yes, it’s deeply personal. And yes, “GI cryptids” are now a thing.

Takeaways:

ARFID is a serious disorder, not just “being picky.”
GI issues often start in childhood and never really leave.
Poop shame is real—and can deeply affect mental and physical health.
Kristin shares what it’s like growing up with GI anxiety.
We invent “GI cryptids” and honestly, it explains a lot.

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Knock Knock Eye: What Happens When a Virus Decides to Eat Your Retina

Thu, 29 May 2025 09:00:00 -0000

I worked a Saturday clinic. I know, shocking. Even more shocking: I saw something I’ve never actually encountered in real life until now—acute retinal necrosis. So in this episode, I walk you through what that looked like, how I figured it out, why it scared the hell out of me, and what happened next. Along the way, I also spiral into the difference between horses, zebras, and unicorns (yes, medically), why having shingles might come back to haunt your eyeballs, and what it’s like to be the doctor frantically reviewing textbooks between patients. Also: I’m writing a convocation speech during a morale crisis in oncology, so if you’ve got extra testicle jokes, send them my way.

Takeaways:

Yes, I Worked a Saturday Clinic. No, I Don’t Want to Talk About It.
Except I do. Because a unicorn—or at least a zebra—walked through the door, and things got real fast.
Vision Loss with No Pain? That’s a Trap.
When someone says they’re going blind but they’re totally comfortable, I get nervous. This case reminded me why.
Your Immune System Can Turn on You. Literally.
Trauma to one eye can cause your immune system to attack the other one. Still haven’t seen it. Hope I never do.
Retinal Necrosis Is a Fancy Way of Saying “This Is Bad.”
The diagnosis sounds terrifying because it is. And it often starts with something as boring as a shingles rash.
Sometimes I Leave the Room to Google Stuff. That’s Normal.
And if you’re a doctor pretending you don’t, I have questions. The key is knowing when to pause, read, and come back smarter.

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Glauc Talk: The Surgeon General Drinks Raw Milk—Should You?

Tue, 27 May 2025 09:00:00 -0000

In this episode, we’re unpacking the appointment of Dr. Casey Means as the new U.S. Surgeon General and everything that’s wrong with politicizing public health.

Kristin and I get into functional medicine red flags, why “root cause” messaging can actually be dangerous, and the bizarre rise of raw milk influencers. (Spoiler: bovine tuberculosis is real, and no, we don’t want it.) We also talk about how Mother's Day made us reflect on post-trauma rituals, parenting energy levels, and... potted plants.

It’s chaotic, a little gross, and kind of philosophical. You know—classic Knock Knock, Hi!

Takeaways:

Our new Surgeon General left residency six months before finishing—and that’s just the beginning.
Raw milk is trending again. So is tuberculosis. These two things are not unrelated.
We invent “juice cleanses for your kidneys,” and no, please don’t do that.
Kristin makes the connection between surviving Will’s cardiac arrest and suddenly keeping plants alive.
And yes, we’ve reached the “bovine TB” phase of American wellness culture.

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Knock Knock Eye: United Health Group CEO Stepped Down. The Stock Fell. My Mood Improved.

Thu, 22 May 2025 09:00:00 -0000

I was going to talk about corneas. Just a nice, focused anatomy deep dive. But then I found out UnitedHealthcare’s stock is down 20% and—what can I say? I got distracted by joy. So before we dig into layers of corneal meat (yes, I said that), we take a little detour into vertical integration, kickbacks, AI claim denials, and how a multi-billion-dollar behemoth is finally catching a whiff of accountability. Then it’s back to business: corneal nerves, LASIK, ulcers, transplant techniques, the great “your corneas are too thin” letdown, and why you should stop sleeping in your contact lenses. Also, I may have created a dating strategy that involves casually name-dropping Descemet’s membrane. You're welcome.

Takeaways:

UnitedHealth Took a Hit—And I Took a Victory Lap. Their CEO is stepping down. Their stock is down. Their karma might finally be catching up. I am… not sad.
Your Cornea Is Clear for a Reason—Until It’s Not. It doesn’t have blood vessels. It doesn’t heal like skin. And when it gets cloudy, things get gross, fast.
LASIK Isn’t for Everyone. Here’s Why Your Eye Got Rejected. If you’ve ever been told your cornea is “too thin,” I’m here to explain why—and yes, it’s as mathy as it sounds.
Yes, I Called It ‘Corneal Meat.’ No, I’m Not Sorry. It’s the stroma. It’s thick. It’s important. And now you’re never going to un-hear that phrase.
Please Stop Sleeping in Your Contacts. I’m Begging. Because you like seeing. And because I don’t want to have to dig bacteria out of your eyeball.

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We’re Burnt Out on Burnout Training | Dr. Jillian Horton

Tue, 20 May 2025 09:00:00 -0000

If you’ve ever rolled your eyes at the word “wellness,” same. But this week, we sat down with Dr. Jillian Horton—physician, author, speaker, and actual expert on burnout and fulfillment—to talk about what wellness actually means… and why most organizations keep getting it very, very wrong.

We talk about the burnout industrial complex, how “pizza-based wellness” is hurting morale more than helping, and why fulfillment might be a better goal than happiness. Jillian also shares why young doctors are reevaluating what medicine should look like—and how calling it a “calling” is sometimes just a fancy way to underpay you.

Also: medical comedy fellowship, anyone?

Takeaways:

What even is wellness anymore? And why does it feel like another task?
Pizza is not a wellness plan. Especially if it comes with mandatory attendance.
Burnout isn’t your fault. But you’re probably being told it is.
Jillian introduces us to the Stanford Fulfillment Model—and it actually makes sense.
Humor isn’t just a coping tool—it’s resistance, connection, and sometimes survival.

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Knock Knock Eye: I Survived the U.S. Healthcare System. Barely.

Thu, 15 May 2025 09:00:00 -0000

Five years ago this month, I died. I mean, not for long—but long enough. In this episode, I talk about it. The cardiac arrest. The four-year curse. The memory gaps. The part where Kristen saved my life on a mattress, then got told I was “end of life” and left in a hospital hallway with no cell service. I don’t usually get into this on the podcast, but it’s time. I also talk about what it’s like to return to clinic too soon, what empathy fatigue feels like when it hits you mid-exam, and why Australia’s healthcare system makes me want to scream and cry and hug a Medicare card. Oh, and yes, I checked—I did not get a single ophthalmology consult while hospitalized. Rude.

Takeaways:

I Gave the Saddest Talk in Australia—and They Thanked Me for It.
Nothing like telling an entire country of surgeons: "Whatever the U.S. does, do the opposite."

We’ve Got Trauma. We’ve Got Memory Loss. We’ve Got... Thai Food?
My hippocampus was out to lunch, but at least I wasn’t. Shoutout to solo dinners in Sydney.

Cardiac Arrest Might’ve Been the Easy Part.
Kristen had to do chest compressions. Then fight a hospital. Then explain to our kids why Dad was suddenly gone.

Empathy Fatigue is Real. And It’s Ugly.
I went back to work too soon. And I knew it the moment I got irrationally annoyed by dry eye complaints.

I Think My Wife Asked for Artificial Tears While I Was in the ICU.
I can't prove this, but it feels on brand. I’ll confirm and get back to you.

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Glauc Talk: What the Cardiac Arrest Anniversary Feels Like—For Both of Us

Tue, 13 May 2025 09:00:00 -0000

Five years ago, my heart stopped. And this week’s episode is about what it’s been like to live with that anniversary hanging in the air.

Kristin and I talk through how the week felt, what’s changed in the five year, and what hasn’t. We talk about the weird guilt of surviving, the unexpected joy of ordinary days, and how “the trauma anniversary” messes with your brain in ways even a cardiologist can’t predict.

No characters this week. No insurance rants. Just two people who went through something massive—and are still figuring out what to do with it.

Lt Gregg shoe and Blog post

https://glaucomflecken.com/lockdown-love-and-life-saving-cpr-a-mothers-day-to-remember/

Takeaways:

The day feels weird—not sad, not happy, just… off.
Kristin shares what it’s like to carry the memory of doing CPR on your spouse.
Will opens up about the strange weight of surviving something you don’t remember.
No code blue this time—but lots of reflection and some unexpected laughs.
It’s not about closure. It’s about honoring the mess.

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Knock Knock Eye: Stop Putting That in Your Eye, Please

Thu, 08 May 2025 09:00:00 -0000

I started this week by crying with the internet and ended it by confiscating eye drops from unsuspecting patients, which is honestly peak ophthalmologist behavior. In this episode, I walk through a mystery case that showed up in my clinic (spoiler: droopy eyelids are rarely simple), explain why “clear eyes” doesn’t actually mean clear eyes, and rant about fake homeopathic drops pretending to treat pink eye. I also reflect on what it’s like to head to Australia and tell a room full of surgeons why they absolutely should not copy our U.S. healthcare system. Oh—and there's a guy with a literal flashlight eye prosthesis, and I think I’m in love.

Takeaways:

Your Redness Relief Eye Drops Are Lying to You.
If I took your bottle of Visine away, it’s because I like you—and I want you to stop putting menthol-laced lies directly onto your corneas.

Droopy Eyelid? Might Be Nothing. Might Be Neurology.
One eyelid. One confusing pupil. Zero time to guess wrong. This one kept me thinking longer than it should’ve.

Homeopathic Eye Drops: Tap Water with a Fancy Label.
Just because it sounds gentle doesn’t mean it works. And yes, I have an actual drawer of confiscated drops at work.

I’m Telling the Australians Everything.
They asked me to talk about U.S. healthcare. I packed my "No UnitedHealthcare" scrub cap. Pray for them.

The Flashlight Eye Prosthesis Changed My Life.
This guy engineered a Terminator-style prosthetic that literally lights up—and somehow, that was not even the weirdest part of my week.

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Glauc Talk: Which Of My Characters Should Join OnlyFans?

Tue, 06 May 2025 09:00:00 -0000

This episode started with a haircut and somehow ended with me reenacting testicular anatomy, suggesting Jonathan join OnlyFans, and possibly getting sued by a health insurance company. So... par for the course.

Kristin and I cover everything from haircut inflation and pink taxes to our high school pranks involving fake blindness (yes, I know). We also dive into a wild, and honestly kind of satisfying, $421 million verdict against Blue Cross for approving breast cancer surgeries and then refusing to pay for them. And yes, of course, they paid for their executive wives' treatments. Of course they did.

Also—Testicular Cancer Awareness Month just wrapped, so I walk you through the anatomy, physiology, and life consequences of losing both testicles. It’s personal, it’s weirdly educational, and no, the “middle piece” of sperm still doesn’t have a clear job description.

Oh, and we may or may not have created a new character: the Emotional Support Drape™.

Takeaways:

I got charged over $100 for a haircut I could’ve done myself—Kristin was not surprised.
We explore which of my characters would do best on OnlyFans (and we learned too much about Ortho Bro).
A jury awarded $421 million to a cancer center Blue Cross ghosted—yes, we cheered.
I got testicular cancer twice and somehow it’s still the least weird part of this episode.
Medical licensing books don’t prepare you for marriage, cancer, or testosterone loss. Ask us how we know.

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Knock Knock Eye: Waiting 45 Minutes for a 7-Minute Visit? Here’s Why

Thu, 01 May 2025 09:00:00 -0000

Ever had to wait 45 minutes in the lobby just to wait another 30 in the exam room while imagining your doctor is in the back watching YouTube? In this episode, I break down what’s really going on behind the scenes of a chaotic clinic day—and no, it’s not lunch. Plus, a very satisfying rant about healthcare corporatization, a strangely relaxing moment involving blood in the eye (someone else’s, not mine), and an update on Arkansas doing something good (I know, I’m surprised too). I also ask an important question: is it fair to say sneezing too hard might ruin your vision? Yes. Yes, it is.

Takeaways:

If I Could Wire My Brain to Every Patient’s Brain, I Would.

But since that tech doesn’t exist, here’s a 45-minute explainer on why your wait time is not me scrolling TikTok in a break room.

Private Equity, Insurance Companies, and the Slow Death of My Schedule.

Who’s really making your doctor run behind? Spoiler: it’s not your doctor.

Arkansas Just Did Something Cool? I’m Shook.

Finally, some legislation that takes aim at PBMs. Can we get 49 more of these, please?

Sneezing Shouldn’t Break Your Eye… But It Might.

A 24-year-old. A sudden cloud in his vision. And the diagnosis I didn’t expect to make until he mentioned allergy season.

Yes, There Was Blood. But Only a Thimbleful.

Ophthalmology is rarely a bloody field. But when it is, it gets… weirdly poetic.

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Glauc Talk: Family Medicine Has Entered the Chat

Tue, 29 Apr 2025 09:00:00 -0000

Okay, so I made one comment about Kristin’s coffee-making skills and instantly became the villain. And then she replaced me—with Family Medicine. Like, actually replaced me. For an entire segment.

This episode, we talk about the real heartbreak behind Medicare's decision not to cover GLP-1 medications for weight loss and diabetes, and the wider implications for access, affordability, and the ongoing “just exercise more” narrative that’s exhausting all of us. Spoiler: we’re not fans of weaponized personal responsibility.

Then Family Medicine makes his podcast debut, and wow—he has some things to get off his chest. Like being overworked, underappreciated, and constantly asked to “clear” patients for cataract surgery. (Which isn’t a thing. Please stop saying it’s a thing.)

We close things out with a conversation about burnout, respect, weighted blankets, and fermented Texaco antibiotics. You know, just a normal Tuesday.

Takeaways:

I mentioned Kristin’s coffee grounds and now I’m banned from caffeine commentary.

GLP-1 meds aren’t being covered by Medicare anymore, and it’s as infuriating as you’d expect.

Family Medicine is here. He’s tired. And he’s not “clearing” anyone for anything.

If you don’t think all doctors are burned out, you’re not paying attention.

We might’ve created a new mascot: Emotional Support Drape™.

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Knock Knock Eye: The Four Times I Cried As A Doctor (So Far)

Thu, 24 Apr 2025 09:00:00 -0000

I don’t cry often. Not because I’m especially tough—more because medicine does a pretty good job training that out of you. But sometimes? It happens. In this episode, I walk through four times I cried as a doctor (yes, one of them involves Rugrats), what led up to those moments, and what came after. There’s also a side quest into diagnosing The Sandlot’s Mr. Myrtle, a few shoutouts to comment-section philosophers, and some thoughts on whether it’s even worth debating people who think vaccines contain nanobots. So yeah, a little bit of everything.

Takeaways:

Some Stories Stay with You. Some Break You Open.

A patient. A family. A sound you can’t unhear. It was week two of med school rotations, and I still think about it 15 years later.

Residency Will Humble You—Sometimes Publicly.

One attending. Two missed steps. Twenty minutes of educational humiliation in front of the entire department. I held it together… until I didn’t.

What’s Worse Than Getting Diagnosed with Cancer Again?

Getting that news and then getting paged for a bilateral open globe trauma five minutes later. Yep, that happened.

The Rugrats Made Me Cry. Between Patients. In Clinic.

If you don’t tear up when Chucky says, “She’s in the flowers,” you might already be in the flowers. I'm just saying.

I Diagnosed the Blind Guy in The Sandlot. Of Course I Did.

Was it glaucoma? Optic nerve trauma? A bizarre case of Hollywood medicine? Yes. Also: yes, my children left the room.

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Glauc Talk: Fixing Healthcare One Smell at a Time

Tue, 22 Apr 2025 09:00:00 -0000

So this episode started with a Reddit post about a guy who thinks his poop smells like his patients’ poop... and I wish I could say it gets less weird from there, but no—it really doesn’t.

Kristin and I spiral into the science (and total lack of science) behind smell memory, hospital food, and whether we’re all just walking around slowly absorbing our work environments.

Spoiler: if you're in ophthalmology, congrats—you’re mostly scent-neutral. Unless you've ever used a slit lamp on someone mid-GI crisis.

I also revisit 30 Days of Healthcare and question a few of my creative choices (including a weird little sketch about fixing healthcare with just vibes and prior auths). And because I clearly haven’t suffered enough, we open up the brand new First Aid for Step 1 (2025 edition) and test how much I remember from med school. It’s… not great.

Takeaways:

There’s a Reddit post you can’t unread—and now we all have Deja P.

We may be slowly absorbing our patients… through scent.

Kristin puts Will’s med school knowledge to the test. It does not go well.

Sneeze guards: good for spit, better for smell trauma.

We’re trying to make medical education funny again. Starting with capitation. And poop.

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Knock Knock Eye: The Real Horror in Nosferatu? His Corneas

Thu, 17 Apr 2025 09:00:00 -0000

What do 19th-century vampires, corneal scarring, and rampant chlamydia have in common? Possibly more than you'd think. I Nosferatu and spiraled (in a good way) into diagnosing one of film’s creepiest figures using real ophthalmology. Along the way, I breaks down the leading causes of corneal blindness, unpack the wild world of corneal transplants, and imagine what kind of eye care Nosferartu might’ve needed in his castle.

Takeaways:

He May Be Immortal, But His Corneas Are Not:

Nosferatu’s cloudy eyes raise some very real medical questions—and Dr. Flanary can’t let it go.

Not All Corneal Scarring Comes from Contact Lenses:

What causes corneal blindness around the world might surprise you… and gross you out a little.

There’s a Toothpick-Sized Transplant That Can Change Lives:

Modern corneal transplant technology has gotten weirdly precise—and impressively effective.

PBM Reform Might Finally Be Moving… a Little:

A glimpse of progress in the middleman mess, with state-level action heating up.

If You Watch Horror with a Doctor… Be Prepared for Diagnoses:

Don’t expect a relaxing movie night. Expect theories, pathologies, and a bit of eye-rolling. Literally.

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The Poop Question GI Doctors Are Tired of Hearing with Dr. Kaveh Hoda

Tue, 15 Apr 2025 09:00:00 -0000

In this episode we welcome back Dr. Kaveh Hoda—gastroenterologist, musician, podcaster, and accidental poop ambassador. We discuss what life is really like as a GI doc (spoiler: it’s not all about poop), how Match Day can go terribly wrong—or surprisingly right—and why some residents get influenced by... ultimate frisbee.

Kaveh also opens up about his path into medicine, his Persian music background, and his worst interview story (hint: it involves casual racism and a dental drill). But it wouldn’t be a Glaucomflecken episode without a little absurdity—like when we brainstorm ways for UnitedHealthcare to get even more terrifyingly vertically integrated.

Takeaways:

A heartfelt moment during CPR left Kristin questioning if med school was even worth it.

Will’s proposed test for letting your child go to med school involves a brutal prior auth simulation.

The NIH funding freeze isn’t just theoretical—it’s dismantling real labs, careers, and discoveries.

Medicaid cuts could gut healthcare access and destabilize emergency departments across the country.

Ortho Bro has very strong opinions on which bones are real, fake, or just embarrassing.

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Knock Knock Eye: Dr. Mike vs. Anti-Vaxxers: What Went Down on Surrounded?

Thu, 10 Apr 2025 09:00:00 -0000

In this episode, I dive into a mix of strange eye conditions, pop culture moments, and one very public showdown between a doctor and a group of anti-vaxxers on Jubilee’s Surrounded. But beyond the headlines, there’s a deeper conversation here—about what it costs to stay online, stay visible, and speak up. You’ll laugh, you’ll cringe, and you might even check your eyelids before bed.

Takeaways:

A Surprisingly Common Condition You’ve Probably Never Heard Of:

It flips, it flops, and it might be the reason you wake up with irritated eyes.

A Debate That Left More Than a Mark:

What happens when a doctor faces off with misinformation... for hours? The emotional fallout might surprise you.

Engaging Online: Heroic or Hopeless?

Dr. Flanary asks the uncomfortable question: Is fighting misinformation on social media actually helping—or just draining the people trying to help?

Sci-Fi Fails a Real-World Eye Test:

Those high-tech retinal scanners in movies? There’s one big flaw they forgot to mention—and it could keep you out of your own evil lair.

Trauma, TV, and Why It Might Still Be Worth Watching:

One gritty show might be getting people into medicine… but is that a good thing?

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Glauc Talk: Real Bone or Fake Bone? Ortho Bro Decides!

Tue, 08 Apr 2025 09:00:00 -0000

In this episode we ask a deceptively simple question: Would you let your kid become a doctor? What starts as a heartfelt reflection on medicine, sacrifice, and identity quickly unravels into a chaos-filled ride through policy disasters, parenting hypotheticals, and bone-based controversy.

We touch on the NIH budget freeze and massive proposed Medicaid cuts—and why they’re not just headlines, but real threats to research, residency programs, and patients. Will also pitches a darkly hilarious “prior auth simulation” to anyone considering med school.

And just when things start getting too serious… Ortho Bro shows up. With strong takes and stronger forearms, he’s here to settle the great debate once and for all: What counts as a real bone? (Sorry, teeth.)

Healthcare is a mess, bones are controversial, and nobody is safe from Ortho Bro’s tier list.

Takeaways:

A heartfelt moment during CPR left Kristin questioning if med school was even worth it.

Will’s proposed test for letting your child go to med school involves a brutal prior auth simulation.

The NIH funding freeze isn’t just theoretical—it’s dismantling real labs, careers, and discoveries.

Medicaid cuts could gut healthcare access and destabilize emergency departments across the country.

Ortho Bro has very strong opinions on which bones are real, fake, or just embarrassing.

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Knock Knock Eye: I Had a Surgical Complication—Here’s How I Dealt With It

Thu, 03 Apr 2025 09:00:00 -0000

In this episode I share one of the more difficult days in the OR—when a routine cataract surgery didn’t go according to plan. I walk through the moment everything shifted, how I kept my cool, and what came after—both technically and emotionally. If you’ve ever wondered what it feels like to be a surgeon in that moment, this episode is a rare, honest window into it.

Takeaways:

Sometimes, Even “Routine” Surgeries Aren’t: Dr. Flanary opens up about a recent case that didn’t go as expected—and why even years into practice, there are still moments that test every skill you’ve got.

Staying Calm When Things Go Sideways: When a complication unfolds in real time, there’s no time to panic. Dr. Flanary shares how he handled a challenging situation, and what surgeons learn to do when instincts and training have to carry the moment.

Confidence Doesn’t Mean Perfection: Through a powerful metaphor, Dr. Flanary reflects on how surgical confidence evolves—not as certainty that nothing will go wrong, but as the ability to keep moving when it does.

Conversations After Complications Matter: How do you talk to a patient—and their family—when the procedure didn’t go exactly as planned? Dr. Flanary talks about how he approaches these moments with honesty and trust.

The Policies Behind the Pressure: In a classic healthcare rant, Dr. Flanary traces how systems like Medicare Advantage add stress behind the scenes—and why real reform, especially around PBMs, can’t come soon enough.

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Glauc Talk: What’s Going On Inside the Emergency Medicine Doctor’s Head?

Tue, 01 Apr 2025 09:00:00 -0000

In this episode we are joined by a long-awaited guest—the one, the only, Emergency Medicine Doctor. Known for his mile-a-minute energy, caffeine addiction, and refusal to slow down, he makes his first-ever in-person podcast appearance… and it’s just as chaotic as you’d expect.

Takeaways:

He’s caffeinated. He’s chaotic. And now he’s got a microphone.

What happens when a fictional ER doctor enters a real podcast studio?

We tested ChatGPT’s joke-writing abilities… and the results were cringe.

Batman might belong in the ER—but not for the reason you think.

Some patients say wild things under sedation. One of them proposed.

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Knock Knock Eye: The Pitt: Is This the Most Realistic Medical Show Ever?

Thu, 27 Mar 2025 09:00:00 -0000

In this episode I dive deep into the chaotic world of Match Day, exploring the emotional rollercoaster for medical students who match—and those who don’t. I share insights into why family medicine and pediatrics residency spots are going unfilled at alarming rates and what this means for the future of primary care. I also review the medical drama The Pitt, breaking down one of its most realistic emergency eye trauma scenes—complete with a lateral canthotomy and high-pressure eye injuries.

Takeaways:

Match Day is one of the most stressful times in a medical student’s life, and not matching doesn’t mean your career is over.

Family medicine and pediatrics residency spots are going unfilled, raising concerns about the future of primary care.

The Pitt is one of the most medically realistic shows, and its portrayal of emergency eye trauma is surprisingly accurate.

Medical education is becoming increasingly unaffordable, and debt is pushing students away from lower-paying but essential specialties.

ER doctors need to know how to handle emergency eye procedures, including lateral canthotomies and managing high-pressure eye trauma.

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Fighting Fentanyl Myths with Dr. Ryan Marino

Tue, 25 Mar 2025 09:00:00 -0000

In this episode we invite Dr. Ryan Marino, a triple-board-certified toxicologist, addiction specialist, and emergency physician known for his relentless battle against medical misinformation—particularly myths about fentanyl and drug policy onto the podcast to share his shocking experience of being targeted by Tucker Carlson, which led to online harassment, real-life threats, and even attempts to get him fired.

Takeaways:

The fentanyl “touch overdose” myth is still widely believed, despite overwhelming scientific evidence proving it’s impossible.

Tucker Carlson’s attack on Dr. Marino led to real-world harassment, job threats, and an online mob—highlighting the risks of fighting misinformation.

Social media is both a tool and a trap—it helps spread accurate medical information but also fuels toxic debates and misinformation.

Proposed laws targeting fentanyl analogs may actually hurt public health by criminalizing research into safer treatment options.

Doctors engaging in online advocacy can make a difference, but they also need support to withstand the backlash.

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Knock Knock Eye: The Southwest Airlines Debacle: A Warning for Medicine?

Thu, 20 Mar 2025 09:00:00 -0000

In this episode I go on a private equity rant, breaking down how corporate takeovers are ruining healthcare—just like they’ve wrecked other industries, including Southwest Airlines. I explain how profit-driven ownership models are prioritizing revenue over patient care, forcing doctors into impossible situations and leading to worse outcomes for everyone.

Takeaways:

Private Equity is a Disaster for Healthcare: Dr. Flanary explains how private equity firms take over medical practices, cut costs, reduce patient care quality, and flip them for profit, leaving physicians and patients suffering.

Southwest Airlines’ Private Equity Problem is a Warning: The downfall of Southwest’s customer-friendly policies is just another example of how corporate ownership ruins everything it touches—including medicine.

Orthopedic Surgeons Really Love Pickleball: While speaking at an ortho conference, Dr. Flanary witnessed a full pickleball tournament happening inside the exhibit hall—which, honestly, makes a lot of sense for ortho docs.

How ERs Handle Eye Emergencies: Not every ER has an on-call ophthalmologist, but level 1 and level 2 trauma centers are required to have one available 24/7—so if you have a serious eye emergency, that’s where you should go.

The Internet Really Wants to Talk About Spleens: After joking about replacing the spleen with a second liver, Dr. Flanary responds to fan concerns that spleens can “explode”, clearing up how spleen ruptures actually happen.

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Glauc Talk: Should Med Students Have to Work Overnight?

Tue, 18 Mar 2025 09:00:00 -0000

In this episode we dive into one of the most debated topics in medical education—should medical students have to work overnight shifts? We break down both sides of the argument, from whether it builds necessary skills to whether it just reinforces unnecessary suffering.

Takeaways:

Med students doing night shifts remains a heated debate, with strong opinions on both sides about whether it actually improves training.

Bribing kids to try harder in sports works… but it may also backfire when they start expecting to be paid for everything.

Elizabeth Holmes will remain in prison after losing her appeal, marking another chapter in the Theranos fraud case.

Doctors love arguing with each other, especially when it comes to medical education policies and resident training.

Understanding motivation is tricky, whether you're training a doctor or a fourth-grade basketball player.

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Knock Knock Eye: The Wildest Eye Surgery You've Never Heard Of

Thu, 13 Mar 2025 09:00:00 -0000

In this episode I unpack the wildest eye surgery you’ve never heard of—a procedure that uses a patient’s tooth to hold an artificial cornea in place. This rare surgery restores vision in people with severe corneal damage. I also react to Goldie Hawn mentioning her cataracts at the Oscars, discussing why cataracts are a normal part of aging and why most people should have them removed by their 70s.

Takeaways:

Tooth-Based Eye Surgery Sounds Crazy, But It Works: The osteoodontokeratoprosthesis (OOKP) procedure involves implanting a patient’s tooth into their cheek, then using it as a corneal support. It’s used in extreme cases of corneal blindness when traditional transplants won’t work.

Goldie Hawn’s Cataract Revelation at the Oscars: A throwaway comment at the Oscars sent cataract searches skyrocketing, highlighting how common cataracts are after age 60—and why most people should consider surgery by their 70s.

Should Cataract Surgery Be Delayed? Dr. Flanary breaks down why waiting too long can make cataract surgery riskier, especially when glare, reading issues, or night driving problems start affecting daily life.

Australia Wants to Learn from America’s Healthcare Failures: Ahead of his keynote speech in Sydney, Dr. Flanary shares how Australia is facing growing privatization threats—and why they don’t want to end up with a U.S.-style system.

Healthcare Comedy as a Teaching Tool: Dr. Flanary floats the idea of a stand-up show explaining U.S. healthcare, mixing satire and real policy breakdowns to educate audiences worldwide on how we got here.

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Glauc Talk: The Dress: 10 Years Later, Can You Still Trust Your Eyes?

Tue, 11 Mar 2025 09:00:00 -0000

In this episode we cover a little bit of everything—from childhood misconceptions about adult life to the latest terrible UnitedHealthcare news. Also, Kristin opens up about her official ARFID diagnosis and they revisit the infamous "The Dress" optical illusion 10 years later—has science finally settled the debate on white and gold vs. blue and black?

Takeaways:

Some kids believe adults don’t have dreams… except about taxes.

Kristin has officially been diagnosed with ARFID and has started exposure therapy, which is as terrifying as it sounds.

UnitedHealthcare is being investigated (again), this time for allegedly inflating Medicare Advantage claims to get more federal funding.

The Dress debate still messes with people’s heads 10 years later, and your brain is constantly interpreting color in ways you don’t realize.

Trying to explain your weird internet job to other parents can get awkward fast.

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Knock Knock Eye: The Bizarre VA Investigation That’ll Make You Facepalm

Thu, 06 Mar 2025 10:00:00 -0000

In this episode I share a wild VA investigation story involving misplaced suspicion, misinterpreted medical images, and seven months of wasted time. I also dive into measles-related eye complications, explaining how this highly contagious virus can lead to conjunctivitis, corneal scarring, and even blindness.

Takeaways:

The VA’s Seven-Month Investigation Fail: Dr. Flanary tells the almost unbelievable story of how VA police spent months investigating "pornographic images"—only to realize they were larynx photos from ENT exams.

Measles Can Cause Blindness: He explains how measles-related conjunctivitis and keratitis can permanently scar the cornea, making it one of the leading causes of childhood blindness in low-income countries.

Spleens, Extra Organs, and Evolution: Responding to fan comments, Dr. Flanary revisits the spleen vs. second liver debate and expands on which organs would be most useful if humans could regenerate them.

Do We Really Need Multiple Skins? In a bizarre but hilarious discussion, Dr. Flanary considers the logistical nightmare of humans molting like reptiles, questioning what we’d even do with billions of discarded skins.

Get Vaccinated Against Measles: With rising measles cases in the U.S., Dr. Flanary strongly emphasizes the importance of the MMR vaccine to protect against severe illness, eye damage, and preventable deaths.

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Glauc Talk: What Do NIH Cuts Mean for the Future of Medicine?

Tue, 04 Mar 2025 10:00:00 -0000

In this episode we discuss a controversial topic that could shake the foundations of medicine: NIH budget cuts. With proposed funding reductions for medical research, we explore what this means for scientific innovation, medical education, and residency funding. Could these cuts limit opportunities for new doctors? Will private corporations step in to fill the gap—and at what cost? We break down the potential long-term consequences of slashing government funding for medical research and what it means for patients, physicians, and future healthcare providers.

Takeaways:

NIH budget cuts could drastically impact medical education, residency funding, and future scientific research.

Slashing research funding could open the door for more corporate influence in medicine, raising ethical concerns.

Medical advancements rely on publicly funded research, and cutting it could slow innovation for years to come.

External motivation works in the short term but can reduce long-term internal motivation—as Will learned the hard way with his basketball incentive plan.

The balance between motivation and bribery is tricky, and parenting is one long experiment in figuring it out.

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Knock Knock Eye: Is There a Way to Reverse Eye Dilation?

Thu, 27 Feb 2025 10:00:00 -0000

In this episode I answer frequently asked eye health questions, tackling topics like why your eyes hurt after removing contacts, whether it’s possible to reverse pupil dilation with Rizumvi, and how UV light therapy for seasonal depression affects eye safety.

Takeaways:

Why Contact Lenses Should Never Hurt: If your eyes hurt after removing contacts, it’s a sign of severe dryness, poor oxygen flow, or corneal irritation. Overwearing contacts can worsen long-term eye health, so taking breaks is essential.

Reversing Eye Dilation with Rizumvi: A listener introduced Dr. Flanary to Rizumvi, an FDA-approved medication for reversing dilation. He explains why it’s expensive, slow to act, and not widely used, meaning most people still have to wait it out.

UV Light Therapy and Eye Safety: Seasonal affective disorder (SAD) lamps can help mood regulation, but they must have UV filters to prevent potential eye damage. Without proper filtering, they can increase the risk of photokeratitis (sunburn of the eye).

Cataract Surgery and Timing: Not everyone needs cataract surgery at 60—it depends on how much the cataracts affect vision. Dr. Flanary explains how eye doctors determine when surgery is actually necessary.

Watching Live Eye Surgery: A listener shared their experience of watching a live cataract surgery through a viewing window in a clinic. Dr. Flanary discusses why some clinics allow this and why most patients prefer NOT to see their own surgery up close.

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Glauc Talk: How Many Times Can One Person Escape Death?

Tue, 25 Feb 2025 10:00:00 -0000

In this episode we take a deep dive into fear—caving, the deep ocean, cruise ships, and even horseback riding. We discuss the internet’s obsession with terrifying survival stories and why people voluntarily put themselves in dangerous situations. I also recounts the time I fell off a horse… into the ocean, proving yet again that I have somehow escaped death multiple times. But it's not all fun and fear—we also discuss the ongoing Providence Health strike, where physicians and nurses continue to fight for fair wages and safer staffing conditions.

Takeaways:

Caving is an unnecessary risk—you don’t have to do it, ever, and you’ll probably be just fine.

The ocean is objectively terrifying, whether it’s open water, cruise ships, or mysterious creatures lurking below.

Work retreats should have limits—no horseback riding, extreme sports, or survivalist adventures required.

The Providence Health strike continues, with physicians and nurses standing together for fair wages and safe staffing.

Will has cheated death at least four times, including falling off a horse into the ocean during their honeymoon.

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Knock Knock Eye: United Healthcare Is A Wealth Of Content

Thu, 20 Feb 2025 10:00:00 -0000

In this episode I break down the latest research on Ozempic and its potential link to NAION (non-arteritic ischemic optic neuropathy), a rare condition that can lead to sudden vision loss. I also reflects on UnitedHealthcare’s continued public relations missteps, including its latest legal threats against physicians and anybody on social media, speaking out about the company.

Takeaways:

The Ozempic and Blindness Connection: Dr. Flanary explains a recent observational study that suggests Ozempic may increase the risk of NAION, a condition that affects the optic nerve. However, the data isn’t conclusive yet, and more research is needed before drawing firm conclusions.

Uveitis and the Syphilis Conversation: If you have eye inflammation (uveitis), your doctor may need to test for syphilis—leading to some of the most awkward conversations in ophthalmology. Dr. Flanary explains why this is necessary and how it helps with proper diagnosis.

UnitedHealthcare’s PR Nightmare: The insurance giant recently hired a law firm to threaten doctors on social media, proving once again that they’re more focused on silencing criticism than improving patient care.

Does Everyone Need Cataract Surgery at 60? Not necessarily! While cataracts affect nearly everyone with age, surgery should only be performed when they significantly impact vision. Dr. Flanary explains how doctors decide when it’s time for surgery.

Do We Really Need a Spleen? Dr. Flanary debates whether two livers would be better than one liver and a spleen, adding yet another hilarious (but oddly insightful) take on human anatomy.

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Glauc Talk: Patients Say Unexpected Things Under Sedation

Tue, 18 Feb 2025 10:00:00 -0000

In this episode we dive into the quirks of daily life and the unexpected moments in medicine. We debate the merits of keeping texts unread—Will's inbox is chaos—before sharing our latest adventures in pet ownership, including the struggle to bond with our new kittens while preventing our dog from eating them. We also discuss the hilarious things patients say under light sedation.

Takeaways:

Unread texts can be a personality trait—Will has 400+, while Kristin reads every single one.

Introducing cats and dogs takes patience (and some very careful planning).

Flirting at the grocery store is apparently a thing—especially if you're Kristin.

Doctors struggle with balancing documentation and patient interaction, especially when patients expect more eye contact.

Patients under light sedation say the funniest things, and sometimes, that includes a marriage proposal.

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Knock Knock Eye: What Really Happens to Your Eyes in Space?

Thu, 13 Feb 2025 10:00:00 -0000

In this episode I explore the science behind eye dilation and whether there’s a way to reverse it (spoiler: there isn’t). I also discuss space blindness, a phenomenon astronauts experience due to fluid shifts in microgravity, and what NASA is doing to combat it.

Takeaways:

You Can’t Reverse Eye Dilation (Safely): Dr. Flanary explains why pilocarpine, a medication that constricts pupils, isn’t an effective solution for reversing dilation and can even increase the risk of retinal detachment in nearsighted individuals.

Space Blindness Is a Real Condition: Long-term space travel can cause swelling of the optic nerves and changes in vision due to fluid shifts, leading NASA to study ways to mitigate these effects.

Cataract Surgery Patients Say the Darndest Things: Light sedation during cataract surgery makes patients extra chatty, leading to some hilarious surgery-day stories, including unexpected marriage proposals from patients.

What Causes Ocular Rosacea? This chronic eye condition is linked to facial rosacea, causing redness, irritation, and even corneal inflammation in severe cases.

Amniotic Membrane Transplants Are a Game Changer: Donated placental tissue is being used to heal severe eye injuries and neurotrophic keratopathy, proving that amniotic tissue has powerful regenerative properties.

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How Does an Olympic Gold Medalist Balance Medicine and Hockey? | Dr. Hayley Wickenheiser

Tue, 11 Feb 2025 10:00:00 -0000

In this episode, Dr. Hayley Wickenheiser—Olympic gold medalist, NHL executive, and emergency medicine physician talks about how her experience as a professional athlete prepared her for the high-stakes world of medicine and how she balances working in emergency medicine with her role with the Toronto Maple Leafs.

Takeaways:

Balancing two demanding careers—Dr. Wickenheiser manages a full-time role in the NHL while working shifts in emergency medicine.

Sports and medicine share common skills, such as teamwork, resilience, and handling high-pressure situations.

Transitioning from sports to medicine required discipline and adaptability, traits she developed as a professional athlete.

Emergency medicine provides flexibility, allowing her to maintain both her passion for hockey and a career in healthcare.

The importance of mentorship and role models, especially for women in both sports and medicine, is crucial to success.

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Knock Knock Eye: A Congressman Said WHAT About Physicians?

Thu, 06 Feb 2025 10:00:00 -0000

In this episode I break down a congressman’s recent comments blaming physicians for the high cost of healthcare—and why that take is completely misguided. I explain where healthcare dollars actually go and why doctors aren’t the ones driving up costs. In addition I share a fascinating case of trochleitis, a rare but painful eye condition, and explain the difference between macular wrinkles and macular holes.

Takeaways:

Debunking a Congressman’s Comments About Doctors – Dr. Flanary responds to recent claims that doctors are to blame for the high cost of healthcare, explaining how insurance companies and administrative overhead play a much bigger role in skyrocketing prices.

Trochleitis: A Rare Cause of Eye Pain – He explains how trochleitis, an inflammation of the superior oblique tendon sheath, can cause localized brow pain and how it’s diagnosed and treated.

Macular Wrinkles vs. Macular Holes – Breaking down these retinal conditions, Dr. Flanary explains when they require surgery and how they affect vision over time.

Seeing ‘Cracked Glass’ in Vision – A mysterious case where a patient described seeing cracked glass led to a surprising diagnosis of an occipital brain tumor, highlighting how vision symptoms can indicate neurological issues.

The TikTok Eyelash Cutting Trend – Reacting to a bizarre viral trend, Dr. Flanary discusses why eyelashes are essential for eye protection and whether they really grow back the same way.

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Glauc Talk: Revisiting Dr. Glaucomflecken’s First Satirical Articles

Tue, 04 Feb 2025 10:00:00 -0000

In this episode we tackle the frustrating redundancies in medical paperwork to the historic Providence Health strike in Oregon, where nurses and physicians joined forces to demand safer staffing levels. We then explore the lighter side of healthcare with reflections on my early days as a Gomer Blog writer and how my comedy has evolved.

Takeaways:

Insurance companies often shift blame to doctors for rising healthcare costs to avoid scrutiny of their own profit-driven practices.

The phrase "Remember that patient you saw?" strikes fear into physicians, as it often signals potential mistakes or complications.

Humor in healthcare can be a powerful tool, but it also comes with ethical considerations that doctors must navigate carefully.

Public perception of doctors is shaped by narratives from the healthcare industry, which often misrepresents physician compensation and responsibilities.

Physician content creators face unique challenges, balancing humor with sensitivity while addressing serious healthcare issues.

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Knock Knock Eye: What Are Ortho-K Lenses and Are They Worth It?

Thu, 30 Jan 2025 10:00:00 -0000

In this episode I dive into the fascinating world of Ortho-K lenses—special contact lenses that reshape the cornea overnight to correct vision without the need for daytime glasses or contacts. I discuss the pros and cons of this vision correction method, who it’s best suited for, and potential risks. I also covers the dangers of contaminated eye drops due to recent recalls, the ongoing hospital strikes impacting healthcare, and the innovative use of amniotic membrane transplants in ophthalmology.

Takeaways:

Ortho-K Lenses for Vision Correction: Dr. Flanary explains how orthokeratology (Ortho-K) lenses work by gently reshaping the cornea overnight, providing clear vision without glasses or contacts during the day.

Contaminated Eye Drops Recall: A recent recall of generic eye drops due to fungal contamination highlights the importance of using reputable brands and practicing good hygiene when applying eye medications.

Hospital Strikes and Their Impact: Ongoing strikes by healthcare workers are affecting hospitals nationwide, raising concerns about patient care quality and medical staff burnout.

Amniotic Membrane Transplants in Eye Care: Dr. Flanary explains how amniotic tissue is used in ophthalmology to treat severe eye injuries and promote corneal healing in complex cases.

The State of Healthcare Today: With his trademark humor, Dr. Flanary reflects on current challenges in the healthcare system, from physician burnout to patient frustrations, and what changes could improve the future of medical care.

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Glauc Talk | How Do Health Insurance Companies Avoid Accountability?

Tue, 28 Jan 2025 10:00:00 -0000

In this episode we tackle several hot-button healthcare topics including how insurance companies often shift blame to doctors (and avoid accountability) for rising healthcare costs and dive into the complexities of physician compensation. We also take a deep dive into the ethics of humor in healthcare, reflecting on a viral TikTok video that generated both praise and criticism.

Takeaways:

Insurance companies often shift blame to doctors for rising healthcare costs to avoid scrutiny of their own profit-driven practices.

The phrase "Remember that patient you saw?" strikes fear into physicians, as it often signals potential mistakes or complications.

Humor in healthcare can be a powerful tool, but it also comes with ethical considerations that doctors must navigate carefully.

Public perception of doctors is shaped by narratives from the healthcare industry, which often misrepresents physician compensation and responsibilities.

Physician content creators face unique challenges, balancing humor with sensitivity while addressing serious healthcare issues.

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Knock Knock Eye: Can You Take Your Cataract Home?

Thu, 23 Jan 2025 10:00:00 -0000

In this episode I tackle the fascinating eye questions you've had for me. I explore the debate over castor oil for dry eye treatment, share a wild cataract surgery story involving a rock-hard lens, and answers questions about anisocoria and optic disc drusen.

Takeaways:

The Risks of Nevus of Ota: Dr. Flanary explains how this rare pigmentation condition, seen in Daniela Ruah, increases the risks of glaucoma and uveal melanoma, emphasizing the importance of regular eye exams for those affected.

Eye Rubbing Dangers: Chronic eye rubbing can lead to serious conditions like keratoconus, corneal changes, or even optic neuropathy in extreme cases. Gentle rubbing is okay, but moderation is key.

Castor Oil Debate: While castor oil is a popular folk remedy for dry eye, Dr. Flanary highlights its lack of conclusive evidence and advises patients to stick with scientifically-backed treatments like artificial tears.

Rock-Hard Cataracts: He shares a rare cataract surgery case involving a dense, diamond-like lens that had to be removed intact, highlighting the importance of early intervention for cataract treatment.

Exploring Anisocoria: Dr. Flanary breaks down common causes of uneven pupil sizes, from benign physiologic anisocoria to signs of more serious conditions like Horner’s syndrome or third nerve palsy.

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What Do Unionized Residents Mean for the Future of Medicine? | Dr. Max Jordan Nguemeni

Tue, 21 Jan 2025 10:00:00 -0000

In this episode, Dr. Max Jordan Nguemeni, a general internal medicine physician and health policy advocate, joins to discuss the growing wave of physician unionization. Dr. Nguemeni shares his experiences leading union efforts among residents and the challenges they face, from misinformation campaigns to structural barriers within hospitals. We also explore the generational divide among physicians on unionization, the role of social media in fostering communities, and how advocacy can address inequities in healthcare.

Takeaways:

Unionization among residents is gaining momentum across the U.S., with recent large-scale efforts in cities like Boston and Philadelphia.

Barriers to unionizing include misinformation, resistance from hospital administration, and the transient nature of residency programs.

Generational divides in medicine impact attitudes toward unionization, with younger doctors more focused on systemic change and work-life balance.

Social media plays a critical role in building communities and sharing information about healthcare reform and advocacy efforts.

Unionized residents are advocating for benefits like fair pay, fertility preservation, and better working conditions, setting the stage for systemic change in medicine.

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Knock Knock Eye: What Are All Those Machines at the Eye Doctor's Office?

Thu, 16 Jan 2025 10:00:00 -0000

In this episode I answer viewer questions about eye care, including when LASIK is worth it and when to skip it. I also dive into the eye conditions I can diagnose just by looking at someone, from ptosis to third nerve palsy, and reflect on the challenges patients with disabilities face during eye exams. Lastly, I get into all the equipment and machines we use in the eye doctor's office!

Takeaways:

LASIK Is Not for Everyone: Dr. Flanary advises against LASIK for patients over 50, explaining why cataract surgery provides better long-term vision improvement with fewer risks.

Diagnosing Eye Conditions at a Glance: He lists common conditions ophthalmologists can spot immediately, including ptosis, strabismus, thyroid eye disease, and eyelid cancers, and discusses the potential dangers of ignoring these signs.

The Power of Second Opinions: Dr. Flanary emphasizes the importance of getting a second opinion on expensive treatments like LASIK to ensure patients make informed decisions.

Advocating for Patients with Disabilities: He highlights the need for ophthalmology practices to accommodate patients with disabilities, from portable slit lamps to alternative testing methods, and stresses that it’s the doctor’s responsibility to make the exam comfortable.

Advocacy in Eye Care: Through humorous anecdotes, Dr. Flanary underscores the importance of self-advocacy in healthcare, encouraging patients to ask questions and ensure they receive the best possible care.

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Glauc Talk: How Would The Neurologist Fix an Internet Outage

Tue, 14 Jan 2025 10:00:00 -0000

In this episode we look through the lens of some of my iconic characters. What happens when the Neurologist tries to fix an internet outage or when the Anesthesiologist tackles modern math homework? How would the Internal Medicine Doctor handle a clogged toilet? We explore these hilariously relatable scenarios while sharing their real-life experiences as parents navigating daily chaos.

Takeaways:

Carpool eavesdropping is a surprising parenting hack that offers insights into preteen lives without intruding on their space.

Parenting challenges don’t stop at work, as balancing medical careers and family life requires creativity, humor, and patience.

Everyday challenges like internet outages and math homework can be hilariously reframed when imagined through the lens of medical characters.

Listening is key to parenting, especially during the preteen years when kids may be reluctant to share openly.

Doctors are just as human as anyone else, finding ways to laugh and learn through parenting mishaps and wins.

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Preston Roche's New Podcast... And We Helped!!!

Mon, 13 Jan 2025 10:00:00 -0000

Team Glauc Flock presents: "How to be Patient" a new podcast we're producing hosted by Dr. Preston Roche! New episodes are up now!

You can subscribe to "How to Be Patient" wherever you get your podcasts or on YouTube. Can’t wait to hear what you think!

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Knock Knock Eye: The Weirdest Eye Questions You’ve Always Wanted to Ask

Thu, 09 Jan 2025 10:00:00 -0000

In this episode I answer some of the most frequently asked—and occasionally bizarre—questions I get as an ophthalmologist. From whether chlamydia can spread from the eyes to the genitals, to why you should never rub your eyes too hard, I dive into everyday eye concerns with humor and expertise.

Takeaways:

Pink Eye vs. Conjunctivitis: Pink eye is a lay term often used for infectious conjunctivitis, but conjunctivitis encompasses a wide range of causes, including allergies, autoimmune conditions, and irritants.

The Danger of Overwearing Contacts: Wearing contacts for too long can lead to microabrasions and severe dry eye, which may make it impossible to wear them comfortably in the future.

Eye Rubbing Risks: Excessive eye rubbing can cause permanent corneal changes or even optic neuropathy in extreme cases. Gentle rubbing is okay, but moderation is key.

Retinal Detachment in High Myopes: People with severe nearsightedness (high myopia) are at a greater risk of retinal detachment and should avoid high-impact activities or seek medical care if experiencing flashes, floaters, or a curtain over their vision.

UV Light Protection for Cataracts: While cataracts are inevitable with age, wearing UV-blocking sunglasses can help slow their progression and reduce the risk of other eye conditions like macular degeneration and eyelid cancers.

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What Is ARFID and Why Is It So Misunderstood? | Andrew (ARFID Andrew) Luber

Tue, 07 Jan 2025 10:00:00 -0000

In this episode we delve into the personal and challenging world of Avoidant/Restrictive Food Intake Disorder (ARFID) with guest Andrew Luber, known online as ARFID Andrew. Kristin shares her own experiences living with ARFID, including how it has shaped her relationship with food, social dynamics, and self-perception. Andrew adds his unique perspective, sharing his journey of trying new foods while documenting his struggles and triumphs on social media. Together, we all unpack the stigma surrounding ARFID, the challenges of navigating a food-centric culture, and the importance of raising awareness for this often misunderstood condition.

Takeaways:

ARFID is not picky eating—it’s a complex disorder that affects how individuals perceive and interact with food, often causing severe social and emotional challenges.

Raising awareness for ARFID helps others understand the condition and reduces stigma for those living with it.

Social pressure and safe environments can play a significant role in encouraging exposure to new foods for those with ARFID.

Sharing personal stories, like Kristin’s and Andrew’s, can inspire others with ARFID to seek support and self-advocate.

Humor and creativity can be powerful tools for spreading awareness and fostering understanding of ARFID.

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Knock Knock Eye: The Promise and Challenges of Bionic Eyes

Thu, 02 Jan 2025 10:00:00 -0000

In this episode I talk about the cutting-edge world of bionic eye technology, diving into how devices like the Argus II Retinal Prosthesis are helping patients with retinitis pigmentosa and age-related macular degeneration regain rudimentary vision. Alongside this futuristic topic, I also reflect on the challenges of practicing in the ICU as a young intern and the complexities of addressing patient needs with innovative surgical techniques.

Takeaways:

Ophthalmology Subspecialties: Dr. Flanary provides an overview of the subspecialties within ophthalmology, from refractive and cornea surgery to retina, pediatric, and neuro-ophthalmology, highlighting their unique roles in patient care.

The Power of Second Opinions: He emphasizes the importance of seeking a second opinion for high-cost treatments like LASIK or in-office dry eye therapies to make informed decisions about eye care.

Foreign Bodies in Eyes: Dr. Flanary describes the tools and techniques he uses to remove foreign objects, from cat hair to rust rings, showcasing one of the more unusual aspects of his work.

Sixth Nerve Palsy Case: He shares a compelling story about a young patient diagnosed with a cerebral venous sinus thrombosis, illustrating the importance of timely and accurate diagnoses in eye care.

Safe Eye Drops Matter: He answers fan questions about redness-relieving drops like Lumify, advising against generics linked to dangerous Pseudomonas infections and explaining the benefits of trusted brands.

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Can Medical Rivalries Drive Innovation? | Dr. Andrew Lam

Tue, 31 Dec 2024 10:00:00 -0000

In this episode we bring another Ophthalmologist into the mix with Dr. Andrew Lam, a retina surgeon, professor, and acclaimed author. We explore the intricate details of retina surgery, including magnets used for extracting metal from the eye and the resilience of the human body in recovering from trauma. Dr. Lam shares his journey from growing up with a cardiologist father to combining his love for history and medicine into bestselling books like Saving Sight and Masters of Medicine.

Takeaways:

Retina surgery requires precision and resilience, often compared to using “the Force” due to its delicate and intricate nature.

Medical complications happen to all surgeons, and addressing them with professionalism and teamwork is key to maintaining patient outcomes.

Magnets in ophthalmology can be used to extract intraocular foreign bodies, showcasing the intersection of creativity and medicine.

Blending passions in medicine, like Dr. Lam’s love for history and ophthalmology, can lead to fulfilling and impactful careers.

Historical medical discoveries are full of drama, rivalry, and serendipity, such as the accidental discovery of penicillin or the innovation of cataract surgery techniques.

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Knock Knock Eye: What Are the Different Subspecialties in Ophthalmology?

Thu, 26 Dec 2024 10:00:00 -0000

In this episode I cover a wide range of topics, including a detailed breakdown of the subspecialties in ophthalmology. From the most common fields like cataract and refractive surgery to the rare gems of neuro-ophthalmology and pediatric ophthalmology, I explain what each specialty focuses on and why some are harder to find than others. I also discuss the importance of getting a second opinion for high-cost treatments, share stories about removing foreign bodies like cat hair from patients' eyes, and recount a memorable case of sixth nerve palsy caused by a life-threatening cerebral venous sinus thrombosis.

Takeaways:

Ophthalmology Subspecialties: Dr. Flannery provides an overview of the subspecialties within ophthalmology, from refractive and cornea surgery to retina, pediatric, and neuro-ophthalmology, highlighting their unique roles in patient care.

Foreign Bodies in Eyes: Dr. Flannery describes the tools and techniques he uses to remove foreign objects, from cat hair to rust rings, showcasing one of the more unusual aspects of his work.

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Is the Dentist’s Chair Really That Scary? | Dr. Humie

Tue, 24 Dec 2024 10:00:00 -0000

In this episode we welcome Dr. Humie, a dentist and TikTok content creator, to discuss the challenges and humor of dentistry. Dr. Humie shares his approach to creating high-quality, hilarious videos on a smartphone, involving his office staff to showcase the lighter side of dental care. We dive into topics like dental phobias, if the dentist chair should be scary, patient anxieties, and the innovative ways social media can make dentistry more approachable. The conversation also explores unique medical overlaps, from eye health to oral health, and the role of storytelling in breaking down barriers between healthcare providers and patients.

Takeaways:

High-quality content creation doesn’t require expensive equipment—Dr. Humie produces viral videos using just a smartphone and creativity.

Dental anxiety is common, but creating a fun, welcoming environment can help patients feel more comfortable.

Social media humanizes healthcare, showing the personal side of dentists and creating a connection with patients before they even enter the office.

Dentistry overlaps with other medical fields, such as ophthalmology, in surprising ways, like dealing with patient fears and superglue mishaps.

Engaging office culture improves morale and inspires creativity, making the workplace enjoyable for both staff and patients.

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Knock Knock Eye: Who’s to Blame for Healthcare’s High Costs?

Thu, 19 Dec 2024 10:00:00 -0000

In this episode I a take a look into the systemic issues plaguing U.S. healthcare. Reflecting on the UnitedHealthcare CEO murder and the public backlash, I unpack common misconceptions about physician compensation and healthcare costs. I also highlight why blaming doctors for rising expenses is misguided and sheds light on where the real money is going.

Takeaways:

Who’s to Blame for Healthcare Costs? Dr. Flannery debunks the myth that physician salaries are the primary driver of high healthcare costs, pointing out that they account for only 7-8% of total expenditures.

UnitedHealthcare’s Role in Healthcare Spending: He discusses how UnitedHealthcare, as the largest employer of physicians, contributes to the systemic issues, highlighting the growing corporatization of healthcare.

The Fallout of Physician Burnout: Dr. Flannery explores how declining physician reimbursements and increasing workloads are fueling burnout and compounding healthcare challenges.

Diabetes and Cataract Surgery Complications: A detailed surgical case highlights how diabetes and vitrectomy history can complicate cataract removal, emphasizing the importance of early intervention.

Healthcare Advocacy vs. Misdirected Blame: The episode underscores the need for constructive advocacy and accountability, focusing on systemic reform rather than targeting physicians unfairly.

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UnitedHealthcare Speech | Dr. Glaucomflecken @ Chicago Improv

Wed, 18 Dec 2024 13:00:00 -0000

We were thrilled to wrap up our life-changing “Wife & Death” 2024 tour at the Chicago Improv last weekend. That evening in a sold-out room with fans, friends, and family it felt important to talk about some of the feelings and questions so many of us are working through these days. Regardless of how each of us chooses to process the UnitedHealthcare shooting… you, your patients, and your family deserve to have your voices heard and safely advocate for positive change. Thank you everyone for all of the support this year. We and our awesome team hope to see you 2025!

xoxo Will and Kristin (aka Dr and Lady Glaucomflecken)

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From the Olympics to Residency | Dr. Andi Murez

Tue, 17 Dec 2024 10:00:00 -0000

In this episode of swim over to a conversation wtih Dr. Andi Murez, an Olympic swimmer and psychiatry resident at the Mayo Clinic. Dr. Murez shares her incredible journey from competing in three Olympics to starting her medical career, highlighting how her background in elite sports informs her interest in sports psychiatry and mental health advocacy. She discusses the mental preparation required for Olympic success, the challenges of transitioning into residency, and her vision for advancing mental health support for athletes. Along the way, the conversation dives into swimming anecdotes, parenting advice for aspiring young swimmers, and the quirks of residency life at the Mayo Clinic.

Takeaways:

From Olympics to Psychiatry: Dr. Andi Murez shares how her experiences as a three-time Olympic swimmer shaped her interest in sports psychiatry and her decision to pursue medicine at the Mayo Clinic.

Mental Health in Sports: Highlighting the psychological demands of elite sports, Dr. Murez discusses the importance of visualization, mental preparation, and reframing nervousness as excitement for optimal performance.

Parenting Advice for Young Swimmers: Dr. Murez emphasizes the value of balance and variety in youth sports, encouraging parents to support their children’s passions while allowing space for other activities.

Challenges of Residency Transition: She reflects on the whirlwind experience of moving from the Olympic stage to starting her psychiatry residency, balancing the demands of both careers.

The Future of Sports Psychiatry: Dr. Murez expresses her aspirations to merge her expertise in sports and psychiatry to advance mental health support for athletes, both in the U.S. and internationally.

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Knock Knock Eye: My Thoughts On The United Healthcare CEO Murder

Thu, 12 Dec 2024 10:00:00 -0000

In this episode I discuss my thoughts the shocking murder of United Healthcare’s CEO, Brian Thompson, and the complex emotions it has sparked on social media. I reflect on the power of advocacy versus violence in addressing systemic healthcare issues and explains the role of public outrage in driving legislative change. Alongside this, I answer engaging questions from fans about sclera discoloration, Bell’s phenomenon, and the difference between private practice and academic medicine.

Takeaways:

UnitedHealthcare Controversy: Dr. Flannery addresses the public reaction to the murder of UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson, emphasizing the importance of constructive advocacy over violent acts for systemic reform.

Bell’s Phenomenon in Eye Protection: He explains why the eyes naturally roll upward when closed, a reflex that protects the cornea and is useful in certain medical treatments but can be challenging during surgeries like cataract procedures.

Why Scleras Aren’t Always White: From aging and jaundice to sun damage and racial melanosis, Dr. Flannery discusses the common reasons behind scleral discoloration and what may require medical evaluation.

Stye Season Hits Hard: A surge in chalazion excisions has marked Dr. Flannery’s recent weeks, showcasing the prevalence of blocked oil glands and their straightforward treatment in ophthalmology.

The State of Private Practice: Dr. Flannery shares his preference for private practice over academic medicine, discussing the benefits of autonomy, patient focus, and avoiding research responsibilities.

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How To Fight Insurance Denials | Dr. Warris Bokhari & Julie Baak

Tue, 10 Dec 2024 10:00:00 -0000

In this episode we talk with Dr. Warris Bokhari and Julie Baak to tackle the complex world of insurance denials and patient advocacy. Dr. Bokhari shares his journey from working within the insurance industry to creating Claimable, a platform aimed at empowering patients to fight back against unfair denials. Julie Baak adds her expertise as a practice manager, highlighting the uphill battle of navigating appeals in the face of insurance company bureaucracy.

Takeaways:

The Reality of Insurance Denials: The episode dives into the staggering number of claims denied each year and the systemic issues that make appeals an uphill battle for patients and healthcare providers.

Claimable’s Mission: Dr. Bokhari explains how Claimable uses AI to help patients craft compelling appeals, leveraging personal stories and clinical data to confront insurance companies effectively.

The Power of Patient Stories: Julie Baak emphasizes the importance of patients taking an active role in appeals, as appeals coming directly from patients carry more weight with insurers than those from physicians.

The Role of Humor in Advocacy: From satirical videos to cease-and-desist letters, the episode highlights how humor and public engagement can bring attention to the flaws in the healthcare system.

A Call for Transparency: The conversation underscores the need for greater transparency and accountability in how insurance companies handle claims and appeals, advocating for systemic reform.

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Knock Knock Eye: Top 5 Things I Wouldn't Do As An Ophthalmologist

Thu, 05 Dec 2024 08:00:00 -0000

In this episode I dive into my list of the top five things I would never do as an ophthalmologist, from using Visine to playing with fireworks. I also explores the critical connection between nutrition and eye health, detailing how vitamin deficiencies like B1 and vitamin A can lead to conditions such as Wernicke’s encephalopathy and xerophthalmia.

Takeaways:

Top 5 Things Ophthalmologists Avoid: Dr. Flannery shares his professional no-nos, including using Visine, playing with fireworks, using bungee cords, sleeping in contact lenses, and delaying cataract surgery, all of which carry significant risks to eye health.

The Dangers of Vitamin A Deficiency: A lack of vitamin A can lead to night blindness, xerophthalmia, and corneal scarring, underscoring the importance of a vitamin-rich diet.

B Vitamins and Eye Health: Dr. Flannery explains how deficiencies in thiamine (B1) and folate (B9) can cause nutritional optic neuropathy and Wernicke’s encephalopathy, both of which may result in vision loss.

Humor Meets Eye Safety: True to his style, Dr. Flannery uses humor to explain the dangers of fireworks, bungee cords, and other seemingly harmless activities that can cause serious eye injuries.

Preventing Nutritional Eye Disorders: Maintaining a balanced diet with leafy greens, carrots, and other nutrient-rich foods can protect against preventable eye conditions and support overall eye health.

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Glauc Talk: Are Younger Physicians Less Dedicated or Just Setting Boundaries?

Tue, 03 Dec 2024 10:00:00 -0000

In this episode we reflect on the realities of balancing work, marriage, and medicine. We tackle questions on work-life balance in healthcare, debating how different generations of doctors view medicine—as a calling versus a job. We also share personal anecdotes about how we navigate life as a couple working together while also managing a family, including funny moments about bickering, learning to let go, and setting boundaries.

Takeaways:

Balancing work and marriage in medicine requires intentional time together, even if it's just a few minutes each day.

Work-life balance is increasingly important for younger generations of doctors, challenging traditional expectations in medicine.

Effective communication and mutual support are essential for partners in high-demand careers to thrive together.

Generational shifts in medicine reflect changing attitudes toward work-life balance, highlighting the impact of corporatized healthcare.

Outsourcing tasks—like housekeeping—can be a practical way for medical professionals to free up time for each other.

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Knock Knock Eye: Why Dr. Oz as CMS Director Has the Medical Community Concerned

Thu, 28 Nov 2024 10:00:00 -0000

In this episode I tackle a range of topics from an intriguing double vision case linked to thyroid eye disease to the unexpected announcement of Dr. Oz as the new Director of the Center for Medicare and Medicaid Services (CMS). I explore the controversy surrounding Dr. Oz’s appointment and what it could mean for the future of American healthcare. I also share stories from our Denver live show, including creative fan costumes.

Takeaways:

Dr. Oz’s CMS Appointment Sparks Debate: I discuss the implications of Dr. Oz’s new role as CMS Director, highlighting concerns about his history of promoting pseudoscience and its potential impact on healthcare policy.

Thyroid Eye Disease Diagnosis: I share how I identified thyroid eye disease in a post-cataract surgery patient, emphasizing the importance of early detection to prevent severe complications like vision loss.

Creative Fans Shine in Denver: At our Denver live show, a standout costume—a fan dressed as a Cosopt eye drop bottle—showcased the unique and humorous engagement of his audience.

Challenges of Double Vision Cases: I walk through the diagnostic process for double vision, covering conditions like cranial nerve palsies, myasthenia gravis, and orbital tumors.

CMS and Healthcare Leadership: Beyond Dr. Oz’s appointment, I reflect on the importance of having practicing physicians in leadership roles to address real-world challenges in patient care and healthcare systems.

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What You Need to Know About Postpartum Cardiomyopathy | Lisa Schwartz

Tue, 26 Nov 2024 10:00:00 -0000

In this episode we sit down with Lisa Schwartz—content creator, author, and new mom—as she shares her intense and unexpected experience with postpartum cardiomyopathy. Lisa opens up about the frightening health scare that struck shortly after her daughter’s birth, leading to heart failure and an extended hospital stay. Through humor and honesty, she recounts the warning signs she initially dismissed, the importance of self-advocacy in healthcare, and how this life-threatening condition reshaped her approach to motherhood and privacy. This episode offers valuable insights into the realities of postpartum health, patient advocacy, and the need for awareness around lesser-known maternal health issues.

Takeaways:

Postpartum cardiomyopathy is a rare but serious condition that can occur after childbirth, leading to heart failure and requiring immediate medical attention.

Self-advocacy in healthcare is vital; Lisa’s persistence helped her receive a proper diagnosis despite initial dismissals of her symptoms as anxiety.

Understanding the symptoms of heart failure—such as swelling, shortness of breath, and fluid buildup—is essential for early intervention.

The journey of recovery and adapting to new motherhood after a health crisis can be daunting, but Lisa’s story highlights resilience and hope.

Raising awareness of postpartum health risks helps empower women to seek care and advocate for themselves during and after pregnancy.

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Knock Knock Eye: How Diabetic Retinopathy Changes Vision Forever

Thu, 21 Nov 2024 10:00:00 -0000

In this episode I share my jet-lagged reflections after speaking at the Mary Tyler Moore Vision Initiative Symposium. As an ambassador for the initiative, I discuss the fight against diabetic retinopathy, the most common cause of vision loss in people with diabetes, and the ongoing advancements in diagnostics and treatments. I also address your questions, including the challenges of astigmatism, the discomfort of modern headlights, and long-term effects of nystagmus.

Takeaways:

Diabetic Retinopathy Is a Leading Cause of Vision Loss: Dr. Flannery explains how diabetes damages the small blood vessels in the retina, leading to blindness if untreated, and highlights the importance of early detection.

Mary Tyler Moore Vision Initiative: This nonprofit is advancing research and treatment options for diabetic retinopathy, focusing on reducing the devastating impact of this disease.

Astigmatism and Night Driving: Dr. Flannery discusses the challenges astigmatism poses, especially with modern LED headlights, and highlights solutions like glasses, contact lenses, and specialized intraocular lenses.

Nystagmus and Eye Movement: He explains why people with congenital nystagmus often don’t perceive the motion of their eyes and debunks concerns about long-term damage from constant eye movement.

The Power of Advocacy: Through his work with the Mary Tyler Moore initiative and engaging with fans, Dr. Flannery emphasizes the importance of education and community in addressing preventable vision loss.

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Glauc Talk: Celebrating 100 Episodes with Old Person Smell!

Tue, 19 Nov 2024 10:00:00 -0000

In this milestone 100th episode of Knock Knock Hi, we celebrate with laughter, personal stories, and a nostalgic look back at our journey together. We reflect on the highs and lows of creating a podcast, from navigating the challenges of working as a couple to taking about our live show on tour and learning about healthcare policy. I share tales of my Texas football days, complete with Pokemon breaks and my infamous “big hit of the week” story. We also get into the hot topic of “old person smell,” which will surely bring you joy!

Takeaways:

Celebrating a 100-episode journey is a chance to reflect on lessons learned, including healthcare policy insights, personal growth, and new perspectives.

Working together as a couple has its ups and downs, but it’s rewarding to share laughter and see each other in new roles.

Live shows in smaller markets can bring as much enthusiasm, if not more, than larger cities—a highlight of touring for the Glockenfleckens.

Topics like "scrubs in public" and "old person smell" show that humor can bring a lighter side to healthcare discussions.

Looking back brings unexpected memories, like Will’s middle school football days, Pokemon breaks, and the rise of the podcast community.

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Knock Knock Eye: Ophthalmology Call Week: Unique Consults and Complex Cases

Thu, 14 Nov 2024 10:00:00 -0000

In this episode I give listeners a behind-the-scenes look at my call week as a private practice ophthalmologist. With a mix of routine calls and complex cases, I go into unexpected consults for Kaiser-Fleischer rings related to Wilson's disease, diagnosing giant cell arteritis, and managing diplopia with no clear cause. I also share my diagnostic process for distinguishing between common post-surgery floaters and more serious retinal issues. For anyone curious about the daily challenges of eye care on call, this episode offers both humor and insight into the life of an ophthalmologist.

Takeaways:

Kaiser-Fleischer Rings and Wilson's Disease: Dr. Flanary shares a rare consult for a Kaiser-Fleischer ring to help diagnose possible Wilson’s disease, highlighting the role of ophthalmologists in identifying systemic conditions through eye exams.

Floaters After Cataract Surgery: He discusses common post-surgery floaters and the importance of differentiating them from signs of retinal detachment, which may require urgent attention.

Giant Cell Arteritis and Vision Loss: A past patient with biopsy-negative giant cell arteritis raises questions on how best to assess for potential vision-threatening conditions and the typical diagnostic approach for such cases.

Diagnostic Process for Diplopia: Dr. Flanary walks through his approach to a challenging case of double vision (diplopia), outlining potential causes from cranial nerve palsies to myasthenia gravis and thyroid eye disease.

The Life of On-Call Ophthalmology: Balancing sleep disruptions, complex patient calls, and intricate diagnoses, Dr. Flanary shares the ups and downs of ophthalmology on call, giving a humorous and realistic view of the role.

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One Radiologist Is Transforming Physician Communities Online | Dr. Nisha Mehta

Tue, 12 Nov 2024 10:00:00 -0000

In this episode we talk with Dr. Nisha Mehta, a radiologist and advocate who built two of the largest online communities for physicians, with over 200,000 members. We explore how Dr. Mehta uses social media to drive real change in medicine, from pushing through prior authorization reform to creating networks of support and resources for doctors facing burnout. With stories of navigating online challenges, the power of collective action, and the impact of physician advocacy, this episode provides insight into how doctors are harnessing digital platforms to improve healthcare for themselves and their patients.

Takeaways:

Large online communities for physicians can offer a crucial support system and help with issues ranging from career advice to mental health.

Prior authorization reform was achieved by mobilizing a physician network to contact legislators, highlighting the power of collective physician voices.

Advocacy and networking on social media can help physicians improve their work conditions and address systemic healthcare issues.

Balancing social media with a medical career is challenging, but strategic use of digital platforms can drive impactful change.

Digital communities can be a tool against burnout, offering doctors a place to share experiences, resources, and emotional support.

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Website: nishamehtamd.com, physiciansidegigs.com

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LinkedIn: https://www.linkedin.com/in/nishamehtamd

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nishamehtamd/?hl=en

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Knock Knock Eye: Does Your Eye Color Make You Prone to Certain Diseases?

Thu, 07 Nov 2024 10:00:00 -0000

In this episode I explore the fascinating question of whether eye color can be linked to specific diseases. I dive into pigmentary glaucoma, an eye condition most commonly seen in individuals with brown eyes, and explains how certain eye colors can increase the risk of other conditions. The episode also recounts my "eye pilgrimage" to see Dallas's giant eyeball sculpture, discusses creative costumes worn by fans at live shows, and answers questions from the YouTube comments.

Takeaways:

Eye Color and Disease Risk: Dr. Flannery shares how eye color can influence the likelihood of developing certain eye diseases, such as pigmentary glaucoma in brown-eyed individuals.

Understanding Pigmentary Glaucoma: He explains how this condition occurs when pigment from the iris clogs the eye’s drainage system, leading to increased pressure and potential vision loss.

A Unique Eye Pilgrimage: Dr. Flannery recounts his visit to the giant eyeball sculpture in Dallas and why it holds special significance for ophthalmologists and eye enthusiasts.

Engagement with Fans: The episode highlights the dedication of fans who attended his Texas shows wearing themed costumes and props, including recreations of Tabitha, the homemade microscope.

Viewer Questions and Interactive Learning: Dr. Flannery addresses insightful viewer questions, like whether specific eye colors are linked to particular diseases, providing valuable educational content.

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Joel Bervell on Diversifying the Medical Field with TikTok

Tue, 05 Nov 2024 10:00:00 -0000

Joel Bervell shares how he’s already diversifying the field of medicine as a WSU Medicine student on Knock Knock Hi with Dr. Glaucomflecken and Lady Glaucomflecken. Known for medical mythbusting [00:48:00], Joel discusses how addressing racial bias in medicine can be the difference between waiting years for a kidney transplant [00:35:00], and the specialty area he’s applied for [00:10:00]. Through TikTok, Joel highlights vital issues and fosters humanity in healthcare, helping shape the future of medicine.

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YouTube https://www.youtube.com/@joelbervell

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Knock Knock Eye: Top 5 Most Impractical Glasses in Pop Culture History

Thu, 31 Oct 2024 09:00:00 -0000

In this episode of Knock Knock Eye, I share my picks for the top 5 most impractical glasses in pop culture history, from Morpheus’s infamous clip-ons to Scrooge McDuck’s precarious specs. I also reflects on the continued use of virtual residency interviews in 2024, weighing their pros and cons for applicants, and gives a shout-out to the lively fans in Pittsburgh after a memorable live show. Wrapping up, I address insightful comments on pediatric eye health from listeners. Join me for a fun, eye-opening discussion on eyewear in film, medical training, and more.

Takeaways:

The Continued Shift to Virtual Residency Interviews: Dr. Flannery explores why many residency programs have stuck with virtual interviews post-pandemic, weighing the financial and logistical benefits for applicants.

Cost Savings for Applicants: Virtual interviews alleviate the significant financial burden of in-person interviews, which often require flights, hotels, and transportation, saving applicants thousands of dollars.

The Drawbacks of Going Virtual: While virtual interviews offer convenience, Dr. Flannery acknowledges the challenges applicants face in gauging a program’s culture and the city’s lifestyle without visiting in person.

Top Impractical Movie Glasses: From Morpheus’s clip-on glasses to Scrooge McDuck’s floating specs, Dr. Flannery shares his picks for the five most impractical eyewear choices in cinema.

Pediatric Eye Health Insights: Responding to viewer comments, Dr. Flannery discusses signs of eye problems in children, such as head tilting and eye covering, and emphasizes the importance of early screenings.

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Women Surgeons, Toxicity in the Medical Field, and the 80 hour Work Week

Tue, 29 Oct 2024 09:00:00 -0000

Dr. Betsy Grunch (@ladyspinedoc) joins this episode of Knock Knock Hi with Dr. Glaucomflecken and Lady Glaucomflecken. Dr. Betsy Grunch shares her experience as an orthopedic spine surgeon and being a part of such a small network of women surgeons across the world.

Listen to this episode for conversation on work-life balance [00:40:00], breaking stereotypes [00:28:00], increasing representation of women surgeons [00:29:00], and sharing solutions for overcoming toxicity in the medical field [00:31:00].

This episode reminds us that humanity in medicine can even start with patients letting their doctors take a nap before surgery! [00:42:00]

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Knock Knock Eye: How Hurricane Helene Caused A Nationwide IV Fluid Shortage

Thu, 24 Oct 2024 07:00:00 -0000

In this episode of Knock Knock Eye, I dive into the complex world of cataract surgery, sharing an extraordinary case of a patient who had gone 15 years without cataract surgery after a vitrectomy. I reflect on the difficulties of operating on a dense, hardened cataract, discussing the intricacies of such procedures and how prior surgeries can accelerate cataract progression. Additionally, I discuss the current IV fluid shortage caused by Hurricane Helene, which damaged a major production facility in North Carolina. This shortage is impacting hospitals nationwide, affecting elective surgeries and patient care. With a mix of surgical insights, healthcare challenges, and humorous personal stories, this episode offers a captivating look at life in medicine.

Takeaways:

Cataracts Can Worsen After Eye Surgery: Dr. Flannery explains how cataracts progress faster in patients who have undergone a vitrectomy, emphasizing the importance of timely cataract surgery to avoid complications.

Challenges of Dense Cataracts: In this episode, Dr. Flannery shares his experience with a particularly dense cataract, describing the advanced techniques required to remove it and the complexities involved when the eye’s lens is unstable.

The Importance of Early Cataract Removal: Dr. Flannery highlights how cataracts become more difficult to remove as they harden over time, making early intervention crucial for better surgical outcomes.

Impact of the IV Fluid Shortage: Beyond cataracts, Dr. Flannery discusses the national shortage of IV fluids, exploring how this affects elective surgeries and the broader healthcare system.

Surgeons Behaving Badly: In a lighter moment, Dr. Flannery shares a story about a surgeon who used a Swiss Army knife in place of a sterile scalpel, illustrating the strange and sometimes humorous side of healthcare.

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Glauc Talk: Balancing Parenting, Household Chores, and Careers in a Medical Marriage

Tue, 22 Oct 2024 07:00:00 -0000

In this episode of Knock Knock Hi, we explore the challenges of balancing life in a medical marriage like managing household duties when both partners are running on empty. We reflect on the popular TikTok trend of "energy check-ins," where couples rate how much they have left to give at the end of the day, and whether it can work in a busy, often chaotic medical household. Adding to the fun, we dive into the lore of one of my most beloved characters—the Neurologist. I shares how the Neurologist was inspired by one of my real-life attendings, known for his intellectual superiority and sharp insults.

Takeaways:

Medical marriages can feel unbalanced, especially when one partner is always working long hours, which puts more household responsibilities on the other.

Sleepwalking, stress, and medical careers can create unique challenges in a marriage, making communication and understanding even more important.

The Neurologist’s sharp wit and expertise adds humor to the discussion of sleep and exhaustion, reminding listeners of the importance of brain health in relationships.

TikTok relationship trends like “energy check-ins” might seem helpful but could backfire when both partners are constantly running on empty.

Balancing a career in medicine with personal life requires patience, humor, and creativity—sometimes, even turning to social media trends for inspiration.

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Knock Knock Eye: Child Eye Problems You Shouldn't Ignore

Thu, 17 Oct 2024 09:00:00 -0000

In this episode of Knock Knock Eye, I discuss important eye conditions in children that should never be ignored. From aggressive blinking and rubbing to the misalignment of eyes (strabismus), I explain how early detection of these symptoms can save a child’s vision. I also delves into congenital glaucoma, blocked tear ducts, and other common pediatric eye conditions, emphasizing the importance of timely diagnosis. Whether you're a parent or healthcare provider, this episode provides valuable insights on protecting children's eye health.

Takeaways:

Blinking and Rubbing May Indicate Vision Problems: Children who frequently rub or blink their eyes aggressively may have refractive errors, such as nearsightedness or farsightedness, which can be corrected with early intervention.

Misaligned Eyes (Strabismus) Can Lead to Vision Loss: If one of a child’s eyes is misaligned or appears "lazy," this could indicate strabismus, which, if untreated, can lead to permanent vision loss (amblyopia).

Tearing in Infants Could Be a Sign of Congenital Glaucoma: Dr. Flannery explains that excessive tearing in newborns may be an early sign of congenital glaucoma, a rare but serious condition that requires immediate attention.

New Spots on the Eyes Need Examination: If a new spot appears on the white of a child’s eye, it’s essential to have it examined by an ophthalmologist, as it could be a benign nevus or something more serious, like a melanoma.

Difference in Pupil Size (Anisocoria) Could Be a Red Flag: A noticeable difference in pupil size in children might be an indication of an underlying condition like Horner's syndrome or other neurological issues, and should be checked by a specialist.

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How Do We Combat Health Misinformation Online? | Dr. Noc

Tue, 15 Oct 2024 09:00:00 -0000

We sit down with Dr. Noc (Morgan McSweeney, PhD), a social media influencer and expert in pharmaceutical sciences. We dive deep into how misinformation spreads on social media and the challenges scientists face when debunking it. Dr. Noc shares his insights on tackling myths around Big Pharma, drug pricing, and supplements, all while blending humor with education on platforms like TikTok. The conversation also touches on the balance between providing accurate science communication and the frustrations of dealing with online backlash. Join us for an engaging discussion on the power of science communication in an era of misinformation.

Takeaways:

Misinformation on social media spreads fast, and debunking it requires both patience and creative science communication.

Pharmaceutical companies play a crucial role in drug development, but pharmacy benefit managers (PBMs) also contribute to high drug prices and often go unnoticed.

Supplements are heavily promoted on social media, often with misleading claims; most people don’t need them, and they are mostly just expensive urine.

Science communicators face challenges on platforms like TikTok, where algorithms isolate videos, and context is often lost.

Connecting with people emotionally can be as important as providing evidence when communicating science and health information.

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Knock Knock Eye: 39th Birthday Reflections!

Thu, 10 Oct 2024 09:00:00 -0000

In this episode of Knock Knock Eye, I reflect on turning 39 and how my medical history—surviving testicular cancer and a cardiac arrest—shapes my outlook on life and birthdays. Along with these personal reflections, I answer insightful YouTube comments, discussing topics like vision requirements for driving and Halloween eyeball decorations. I also dive into one of the scariest eye conditions for both patients and surgeons: Endophthalmitis, a dangerous post-surgery infection.

Takeaways:

Endophthalmitis: The Scariest Eye Condition: Dr. Flannery explains why Endophthalmitis is one of the most feared post-surgical complications, highlighting its symptoms, treatment, and the potential for severe vision loss.

Reflecting on 39th Birthday: Dr. Flannery shares how surviving cancer and a cardiac arrest has shaped his perspective on celebrating another year of life, with both joy and a lingering sense of caution.

Vision and Driving Laws: Responding to YouTube comments, Dr. Flannery discusses the surprisingly lax driving vision requirements in some states, like Wisconsin, and the potential dangers this poses to road safety.

Halloween Eyeballs and Fan Comments: On a lighter note, Dr. Flannery enjoys a fun conversation with fans about his obsession with Halloween eyeball decorations, especially painting pumpkins and using inflatable eyes to bring a spooky twist to ophthalmology.

Balancing Life as a Doctor and Comedian: Dr. Flannery talks about juggling two careers—ophthalmology and internet comedy—and how both bring him fulfillment, especially when he gets to engage with fans and answer their questions.

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Glauc Talk: How My Biggest Social Media Mistakes Became Learning Lessons

Tue, 08 Oct 2024 09:00:00 -0000

In this episode of Glauc Talk, we dive into the chaos of a stressful morning and explore how emotional regulation can make a big difference in managing everyday challenges. I also reflect on some of my biggest social media mistakes and the lessons I learned from those controversies, offering valuable insights for others navigating the online world. The episode touches on the importance of taking a pause before reacting, handling crises calmly, and learning from missteps. Additionally, we discuss the shocking cost of helicopter medical transport and how recent legislation aims to prevent surprise billing in these situations. Tune in for humor, personal stories, and practical lessons on stress management, social media, and navigating healthcare costs.

Takeaways:

Take a pause before reacting to stressful situations—waiting even a few minutes can help you think more clearly and make better decisions.

Learning from social media mistakes can lead to growth, both personally and professionally. Owning your mistakes is key to moving forward.

Helicopter medical transport can be extremely expensive, with costs reaching as high as $68,000, though legislation like the No Surprises Act helps regulate billing.

Emotional regulation plays a vital role in handling life’s unexpected challenges, from stressful mornings to bigger crises.

Staying grounded through mindfulness techniques, such as deep breathing, can help manage adrenaline-fueled reactions in high-pressure situations.

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Knock Knock Eye: Worst Case Eye Problems: Cornea

Thu, 03 Oct 2024 09:00:00 -0000

In this episode of Knock Knock Eye, I focus on one of the scariest eye conditions for your cornea: Acanthamoeba keratitis. This rare but serious infection is particularly frightening for contact lens wearers, as it can lead to severe pain, long-term vision problems, and a difficult treatment process. I break down why this infection is so dangerous, how it impacts the cornea, and offers important advice on how to prevent it. Learn why Acanthamoeba keratitis is a nightmare for your cornea and how to protect your vision.

Takeaways:

Acanthamoeba Keratitis Is Rare but Serious: This infection occurs when a protozoa, commonly found in water, invades the cornea, causing severe pain and long-term damage.

Contacts and Water Don’t Mix: Wearing contact lenses in water, whether in pools, hot tubs, or even showers, significantly increases the risk of developing Acanthamoeba keratitis.

Pain Out of Proportion to Symptoms: A common sign of Acanthamoeba keratitis is severe eye pain, often much worse than what doctors can see in a standard eye exam.

Long, Complex Treatment: Treating Acanthamoeba keratitis can take months, sometimes requiring multiple medications and even corneal transplants in severe cases.

Prevention Is Key: The best way to avoid Acanthamoeba keratitis is to keep your contact lenses away from any water source, and always use proper contact lens solution for cleaning and storage.

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Why Do Medical Students Have So Much Test Anxiety? | Dr. Jessi Gold

Tue, 01 Oct 2024 09:00:00 -0000

We sit down with Dr. Jessi Gold, a psychiatrist and Chief Wellness Officer for the University of Tennessee system. We dive into the challenges of managing wellness for over 80,000 students and faculty across five campuses, the complexities of test anxiety in medical education, and the evolving definition of burnout in healthcare. Dr. Gold also shares insights on the impact of perfectionism and competition in pre-med culture, and how these pressures contribute to long-term stress and burnout. Tune in for an in-depth conversation on mental health, wellness, and the steps healthcare systems can take to support students and professionals.

Takeaways:

Test anxiety is a major issue for medical students, often leading to physical symptoms such as nausea and sleeplessness, and it persists throughout their training.

Burnout is a widespread problem in healthcare and higher education, but it’s often misunderstood and used as a catch-all term for workplace stress.

The role of a Chief Wellness Officer involves addressing both mental health and overall well-being across multiple domains, such as emotional, physical, and financial health.

Perfectionism and competition begin early in pre-med culture and are significant contributors to stress, leading to burnout later in medical training and practice.

Removing high-stakes test scores, like with the shift to pass/fail systems, can create new forms of competition, such as requiring more research or extracurricular achievements to stand out.

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Knock Knock Eye: Can You Believe These States' Driving Vision Requirements?

Thu, 26 Sep 2024 09:00:00 -0000

In this episode of Knock Knock Eye, I uncover the surprising and sometimes shocking differences in vision requirements for drivers across the U.S. Find out which states are the worst when it comes to lax vision standards for drivers and why you might want to be extra cautious on the roads in those areas. I also tackle common questions about the safety of Halloween costume contact lenses and offers eye care tips to keep your vision healthy. From costume safety to dangerous driving states, this episode is packed with insights you don’t want to miss.

Takeaways:

The Worst States to Drive with Vision Impairments: Dr. Flannery ranks the five U.S. states with the most relaxed vision requirements for drivers, revealing alarming standards that may put other drivers at risk.

Importance of Peripheral Vision for Driving: Many states lack sufficient peripheral vision requirements for drivers, even though peripheral vision is crucial for road safety and detecting potential hazards.

Costume Contact Lens Risks: Halloween costume contact lenses, especially when bought online, can be dangerous, leading to corneal abrasions or infections if they don’t fit properly or are worn for too long.

The Importance of Proper Contact Lens Fitting: Contact lenses, including cosmetic ones, must fit properly to avoid damage to the eye, and seeing an eye doctor before wearing them is the safest route.

An Update on Kyle Van Noy’s Eye Injury: The episode revisits the update on NFL linebacker Kyle Van Noy’s orbital fracture and the incredibly fast response time of an ophthalmologist, setting a high bar for on-call medical services.

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Glauc Talk: Doctors Have Strong Opinions About Scrubs in Public

Tue, 24 Sep 2024 09:00:00 -0000

In this episode of Glauc Talk, we discuss the ins and outs of flying cross-country for medical conferences and the challenges of balancing travel with keynote speaking. We explore the quirky yet contentious debate of whether doctors should wear scrubs in public, sharing their own experiences and differing opinions on the topic. The episode is packed with humorous stories about early morning keynote presentations, conference dynamics, and the life of a traveling physician. Join them for laughs, insights, and an inside look at the lighter side of medical conferences.

Takeaways:

Traveling for medical conferences can be exhausting, especially when flying cross-country and dealing with time zone changes.

Medical conferences often start early to ensure audience participation, especially for keynotes that aim to attract attendees to exhibit halls.

Wearing scrubs in public is a debated topic among healthcare professionals, with some feeling self-conscious about the perception of cleanliness.

Scrubs aren’t always "dirty"—especially for doctors in specialties like ophthalmology—but the stigma around wearing them outside of the hospital persists.

Being funny early in the morning is a challenge for keynote speakers at medical conferences, but humor is crucial in engaging a sleepy audience.

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Knock Knock Eye: Kyle Van Noy's Orbital Fracture: Where Was the Eye Doctor?

Thu, 19 Sep 2024 09:00:00 -0000

In this episode of Knock Knock Eye, I discuss the recent injury of NFL linebacker Kyle Van Noy, who suffered an orbital fracture during a game. Van Noy criticized the time it took for an eye doctor to reach him in the locker room, but I offer a behind-the-scenes look at why this might not be as shocking as it seems. From the logistics of getting an ophthalmologist to a stadium to understanding orbital fractures, this episode dives into the complexities of eye injuries in professional sports and what we can learn from this unusual situation.

Takeaways:

The Logistics of Eye Care in Sports: Kyle Van Noy’s injury highlighted the challenge of quickly accessing specialized care, like ophthalmologists, during professional sports events, which can take longer than expected for specific injuries.

The Dangers of Eye Subluxation: Eye subluxation, where the eyelids get trapped behind the eyeball, can occur in conditions like severe thyroid eye disease. This rare and serious condition requires immediate medical attention to prevent permanent vision loss.

Gene Therapy for Inherited Eye Diseases: The episode briefly touches on advancements in gene therapy for rare conditions like Leber congenital amaurosis, offering hope for patients with inherited retinal diseases as groundbreaking treatments become more available.

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What’s the Secret to Spreading Joy in Healthcare? | Sheena Melwani

Tue, 17 Sep 2024 09:00:00 -0000

Will and Kristin chat with Sheena Melwani, social media star and co-founder of the Spread the Joy Foundation. They dive into Sheena’s journey of turning a personal family challenge into a mission to spread joy to children and families in hospitals through the foundation’s signature "Joy Boxes." Sheena shares how small acts of kindness can have a huge impact on patients and their families, and how the foundation has grown to reach over 300 hospitals nationwide. Tune in to hear the inspiring story behind the foundation and how joy can be a powerful tool in healthcare.

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Knock Knock Eye: What Led to the Wrong Organ Being Removed in Surgery?

Thu, 12 Sep 2024 09:00:00 -0000

In this episode of Knock Knock Eye, I dive into the terrifying world of "never events" — surgical mistakes that should never happen. From stories of operating on the wrong eye to the shocking case of a surgeon removing a liver instead of a spleen, I explore how these catastrophic errors occur, despite the safeguards in place. I also discuss my own experiences in the operating room and the importance of meticulous safety protocols. Tune in for a thought-provoking discussion on medical errors and how to prevent them.

Takeaways:

Understanding Never Events: The episode dives deep into the concept of "never events," which are serious medical errors that should never happen, such as operating on the wrong body part or removing the wrong organ.

A Shocking Real-Life Case: The episode covers a disturbing case where a surgeon in Florida mistakenly removed a patient's liver instead of their spleen, highlighting how even in modern medicine, catastrophic errors can happen.

Vasovagal Reactions and Their Prevalence: Dr. Flannery discusses vasovagal reactions, a common response to certain triggers in the medical setting, like eye exams or injections, where patients may faint or experience dizziness.

The Role of the Surgeon as the Last Line of Defense: The episode underscores how surgeons, as the final checkpoint, are responsible for catching any potential errors, such as verifying the correct lens during cataract surgery or ensuring they’re operating on the correct eye.

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Glauc Talk: Exploring Glaucomflecken Lore: Surgery and Anesthesia

Tue, 10 Sep 2024 09:00:00 -0000

In this episode of Glauc Talk, we dive deep into the creation of the iconic surgery and anesthesia characters. We explore the inspiration behind these beloved personas, how their unique quirks and dynamics reflect real-life operating room interactions, and why the relationship between surgeons and anesthesiologists provides endless comedy gold.

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Knock Knock Eye: What Are the Top 5 Most Fascinating Eye Surgeries?

Thu, 05 Sep 2024 09:00:00 -0000

In this episode of Knock Knock Eye, I dive into the world of ophthalmology's most fascinating and life-changing surgeries. From cataract removal and corneal transplants to strabismus correction and retinal detachment repairs, I explain the incredible techniques and technologies that make these surgeries possible. Whether you're curious about the science behind these procedures or want to understand the impact they have on patients' lives, this episode offers an eye-opening exploration into the top 5 most remarkable eye surgeries.

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Can a Viral TikTok End a Medical Career? | Preston Roche

Tue, 03 Sep 2024 09:00:00 -0000

Will and Kristin chat with Dr. Preston Roche, a social media content creator who nearly got expelled from medical school over his viral TikTok videos. They explore the evolving definition of professionalism in the age of social media, the fine line med students must walk when sharing content online, and the consequences of pushing boundaries in a digital world. Tune in for insightful discussions on the challenges of balancing a medical career with a social media presence, along with plenty of humor and personal stories.

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Knock Knock Eye: How Do Prosthetic Eyes Transform Lives?

Thu, 29 Aug 2024 09:00:00 -0000

In this episode of Knock Knock Eye, I take the fascinating dive into the world of prosthetic eyes. From explaining why prosthetic eyes aren't spherical to highlighting the artistic work of ocularists, I uncover the details behind how these prosthetics are made and fitted. Whether you want a realistic prosthetic or one that reflects your unique personality—like a bedazzled eye—this episode covers it all. Plus, learn about the different reasons why someone might need a prosthetic eye and how these amazing devices can improve lives.

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Glauc Talk: Is There Really a Connection Between the Eye and Every Body Part?

Tue, 27 Aug 2024 09:00:00 -0000

In this episode of Glauc Talk, we explore the surprising ways different body parts can be connected to the eye. From spleens to fingernails, Will tests his knowledge with a fun game linking body parts to ophthalmology. We also reminisce about our varied past jobs—from gymnastics coaching and textbook organizing to pizza delivery and research positions—and how those experiences shaped our paths to who we are today. The episode also dives into shocking healthcare news about UnitedHealthcare’s diabetic cataract diagnoses, trademarking content on social media, and navigating the ever-mysterious world of social media algorithms.

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Knock Knock Eye: Northern Lights: Why Your Camera Sees Them Better Than You Do

Thu, 22 Aug 2024 09:00:00 -0000

In this episode of Knock Knock Eye, I discuss the fascinating condition of sleeping with your eyes open, also known as lagophthalmos. I explain how this condition can lead to serious eye problems, including dryness and corneal abrasions, and offers solutions to protect your eyes. Additionally, I dive into the mystery behind why Northern Lights appear more vibrant on camera than to the naked eye. Discover how our eyes work at night, and why cameras can capture the beauty of the aurora borealis better than we can.

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Is There Really a Lead Problem with Tampons? | Dr. Jen Gunter

Tue, 20 Aug 2024 09:00:00 -0000

Will and Kristin welcome back Dr. Jen Gunter, a renowned author and physician, to discuss the latest controversies surrounding tampons and lead contamination. They delve into the role of social media in spreading misinformation, the impact of healthcare providers on public perception, and how parents can talk to their children about sensitive health topics. Tune in for a lively conversation about evidence-based medicine, patient advocacy, and the challenges of dispelling myths in the digital age.

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Knock Knock Eye: How Can You Manage Your Child's Myopia?

Thu, 15 Aug 2024 09:00:00 -0000

In this episode of Knock Knock Eye, I dive into the growing concern of childhood myopia and explore effective strategies for managing and slowing its progression. From the role of genetics to the impact of screen time and indoor activities, I discuss the latest treatments, including low-dose atropine drops and special contact lenses, and offer advice for parents worried about their children's eye health. Tune in to learn how you can help protect your child's vision for the future.

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Glauc Talk: How Did the CrowdStrike Outage Affect Healthcare Systems?

Tue, 13 Aug 2024 09:00:00 -0000

In this episode of Glauc Talk, we dive into the recent CrowdStrike outage and its significant impact on healthcare systems, particularly electronic health records. We explore the challenges faced by healthcare professionals during the outage and discuss the pros and cons of relying heavily on technology in medical settings. The conversation also covers personal anecdotes about hiring a professional organizer to manage the chaos of moving into a new home and examines how social media algorithms shape our daily lives. Tune in for insights into balancing work and family life, managing digital distractions, and the value of investing in services that enhance well-being.

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Knock Knock Eye: How Does Vision Evolve from Birth to Adulthood?

Thu, 08 Aug 2024 09:00:00 -0000

In this episode of Knock Knock Eye, I explore the fascinating journey of vision development from birth through adulthood. Using personal anecdotes and expert knowledge, I explain how newborns perceive the world, the changes in vision during childhood and adolescence, and the challenges of aging eyes.

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What Does It Take To Get Triple Board Certified? | Dr. Mauricio Gonzalez-Arias

Tue, 06 Aug 2024 07:00:00 -0000

Dr. Mauricio Gonzalez-Arias, a triple board-certified physician in internal medicine, emergency medicine, and obesity medicine, joins the Glaucomfleckens to share his journey from Mexico to the United States, the challenges of his medical training, and his rise as a social media influencer. We discuss the impact of social media on health literacy, the importance of cultural representation in healthcare, and his passion for patient education. Tune in to hear his insights on balancing multiple specialties and leveraging social media for positive change.

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Knock Knock Eye: Starry Eyes: Olympian Stephen Nedoroscik's Strabismus Explained

Thu, 01 Aug 2024 09:00:00 -0000

In this episode of Knock Knock Eye, I celebrate the remarkable journey of Olympian gymnast Stephen Nedoroscik, who proudly wears glasses! I dive into his eye condition, strabismus, and how farsighted glasses have helped him overcome vision challenges to achieve Olympic glory. This inspiring story highlights the importance of proper eye care and challenges the myths surrounding glasses and athleticism, proving that you can excel in sports while wearing glasses.

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Glauc Talk: How Do You Survive Teen Hormones?

Tue, 30 Jul 2024 09:00:00 -0000

In this episode of Glauc Talk, we share our experiences with moving and battling yellow jackets, delve into the complexities of being a VIP patient in the healthcare system, and discuss the appropriateness of social media responses to medical emergencies. We also talk about the joys and challenges of parenting, including dealing with hormonal teenagers, and offer insights into maintaining a balanced life amidst professional and personal chaos.

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Knock Knock Eye: Ozempic: Is It Causing Vision Loss?

Thu, 25 Jul 2024 09:00:00 -0000

In this episode of Knock Knock Eye, I explore the potential vision risks associated with Ozempic and similar medications. With recent studies suggesting a link between these popular diabetes and weight loss drugs and non-arteritic ischemic optic neuropathy (NAION), I look into the science behind this condition, the anatomy of the optic nerve, and the implications of these findings.

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What Do Internists Think About AI in Healthcare? | The Curbsiders (Dr. Matthew Watto and Dr. Paul Williams)

Tue, 23 Jul 2024 09:00:00 -0000

The Curbsiders (Dr. Matthew Watto and Dr. Paul Williams) join the Glaucomcfleckens to talk about the quirks and challenges of internal medicine, from hilarious training anecdotes to the importance of guideline-directed medical therapy. Learn about the evolution of medical education, the role of AI in healthcare, and the fascinating history behind some medical practices. Tune in for an engaging conversation filled with humor, insights, and practical tips for aspiring doctors.

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Knock Knock Eye: Starry Eyes: Mila Kunis's Heterochromia Explained

Thu, 18 Jul 2024 09:00:00 -0000

In this episode of Knock Knock Eye, I dive into the fascinating world of Heterochromia, exploring the different reasons some celebrities, like Max Scherzer and Mila Kunis, have different colored eyes. I explain the causes, from congenital conditions to chronic iritis, and discusses the impact on vision and eye health. Learn about the intricate beauty of the iris and the science behind this captivating condition in our latest episode of Starry Eyes.

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Glauc Talk: Do You Need Travel Health Insurance for the UK?

Tue, 16 Jul 2024 09:00:00 -0000

In this episode of Glauc Talk, we dive into the unexpected chaos that ensues when Kristin attempts to buy a broom and ends up whacking someone in the head at a self-checkout. We also explore the complexities of moving to a new house, the debate over whether you need travel health insurance for trips to the UK, and rank various regional grocery store chains. Lastly, we dive into the character lore of Ortho Bro.

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Knock Knock Eye: Starry Eyes: Bono's Glaucoma Explained

Thu, 11 Jul 2024 07:00:00 -0000

In this episode of Knock Knock Eye, I dive into Bono's famous eyes and tinted glasses, as I explore the intriguing world of glaucoma. I explains the different types of glaucoma, with a focus on primary open-angle glaucoma, and discusses the various risk factors, symptoms, and treatment options. Learn how this common yet complex eye condition is managed and what we can learn from celebrities like Bono who live with it.

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How Does Jen Hamilton Balance Nursing and TikTok Fame? | Jen Hamilton

Tue, 09 Jul 2024 09:00:00 -0000

Jen Hamilton joins the Glaucomfleckens to talk about the unique challenges and joys of being a labor and delivery nurse, her rise to TikTok fame through humor and education, and how she balances her professional life with her social media presence. They delve into the importance of responsible content creation in healthcare, share personal stories, and discuss the impact of social media on the medical field.

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Knock Knock Eye: Starry Eyes: Forest Whitaker's Ptosis Explained

Thu, 04 Jul 2024 07:00:00 -0000

In this episode of Knock Knock Eye, I dive into Forest Whitaker's famous eye and the world of ptosis, commonly known as droopy eyelids. I explain the different causes of ptosis, from congenital to neurogenic, and discusses various treatment options. I share insights on the importance of recognizing and addressing this condition, the surgical procedures involved, and the potential complications.

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Glauc Talk: Exploring Glaucomflecken Lore: Jonathan and Bill

Tue, 02 Jul 2024 07:00:00 -0000

In this episode of Glauc Talk, we dive into the fascinating backstories of the beloved characters Jonathan and Bill. Discover the real-life inspirations behind Jonathan, the ever-loyal scribe, and Bill, the resident who captures the challenges and triumphs of Will's real medical training.

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Knock Knock Eye: What Risks Should You Know Before Eye Surgery?

Thu, 27 Jun 2024 09:00:00 -0000

In this episode of Knock Knock Eye, we delve into the history and potential complications of refractive surgeries like LASIK and PRK. With real-life anecdotes and expert insights, I discuss the importance of informed consent, the rare but serious complications such as neuropathic pain, and the evolution of eye surgeries over the decades.

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Is Nephrology the Toughest Medical Specialty? | Dr. Sayed Tabatabai

Tue, 25 Jun 2024 09:00:00 -0000

Dr. Sayed Tabatabai joins the Glaucomfleckens to talk about his experiences as a nephrologist, from navigating the complexities of the field to recounting a harrowing night in the ICU during a blizzard.

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Facebook: Sayed Tabatabai

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Knock Knock Eye: What Happens When Toxicology Meets Ophthalmology?

Thu, 20 Jun 2024 09:00:00 -0000

In this episode of Knock Knock Eye, I welcome Dr. Josh Trebach to explore the intersection of toxicology and ophthalmology. Discover how various toxins affect the eyes, hear captivating stories from the ER, and learn about the dangers of common plants and chemicals in this engaging and informative conversation.

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Glauc Talk: Red Lobster, Lavrans Svendsen, and Private Equity

Tue, 18 Jun 2024 09:00:00 -0000

In this episode of Glauc Talk, Will and Kristin dive into the mysteries of jury duty, sharing their personal experiences and unique theories about the process. They also explore the surprising impact of private equity on everyday businesses and healthcare, highlighting recent news surrounding Red Lobster.

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Knock Knock Eye: Eye Myths Debunked

Thu, 13 Jun 2024 07:00:00 -0000

This week on Knock Knock Eye, I talk about the enduring myths about eyeballs that just won't go away! Join me, Dr. Glaucomflecken, as I debunk common misconceptions, from whether carrots really improve your vision to the truth about crossing your eyes.

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Life on 'House' and Portraying Dr. Taub | Peter Jacobson

Tue, 11 Jun 2024 07:00:00 -0000

Peter Jacobson joins the Glaucomfleckens to talk about his experiences playing Dr. Chris Taub on "House," the challenges of portraying a medical professional, and the intriguing differences between acting and medicine. He also opens up about his journey in the entertainment industry and shares fascinating behind-the-scenes moments from his career.

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Knock Knock Eye: Are Your Eyelids Misbehaving? Let’s Find Out Why

Thu, 06 Jun 2024 09:00:00 -0000

This week on Knock Knock Eye, I talk about the wild world of thyroid eye disease and the mystery of eyelid retraction! Join me, as I delve into the bizarre and fascinating symptoms of this condition, from bulging eyes to the antics of stubborn eyelids. I'll share the latest eyebrow-raising research and practical tips for managing this peculiar eye condition. Plus, learn about the revolutionary new treatment that's changing the game for patients everywhere!

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Glauc Talk: Performance Reviews, Daily Showers, & Our Creative Process

Tue, 04 Jun 2024 09:00:00 -0000

In this episode of Glauc Talk, Will and Kristin give each other a mid-year performance review for their company and relationship, they discuss the health news that daily showers can be harmful to skin health, play a game of Why Is It Like That?, and talk about our creative process.

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Knock Knock Eye: Is Eye Bleeding a Serious Problem?

Thu, 30 May 2024 09:00:00 -0000

This week on Knock Knock Eye, I talk about blood in the eye—how it happens and why it matters. Join me, Dr. Glaucomflecken, as I delve into hyphema and vitreous hemorrhage, sharing insights and personal experiences from the medical field. Discover the causes, treatments, and broader implications for healthcare in this engaging episode.

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The Healing Power Of The Word Co-Survivor | Dr. Laurel Braitman

Tue, 28 May 2024 09:00:00 -0000

Dr Laurel Braitman joins the Glaucomfleckens to talk about her life with a surgeon father, why she wanted to be around medicine without practicing medicine, the healing power of the word co-survivor, her work at Stanford, and talks about her book.

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Knock Knock Eye: Ranking Eye Worms From Least To Most Awful

Thu, 23 May 2024 09:00:00 -0000

This week on Knock Knock Eye, I talk about how I tell dad jokes to patients in the office and chat about the brain worm that was found in RFK Jr's brain, before getting into today's topic, Eye Worms. I go through 6 different types and let you know the least to most awful eye worms to have.

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Glauc Talk: Wife and Death Live Tour, Intermittent Fasting, Physician Schedules

Tue, 21 May 2024 09:00:00 -0000

In this episode of Glauc Talk, Will and Kristin reconnect after Will was on a speaking tour for a week! They spoke about The Sphere in Vegas, shared locations they will be traveling to put on the Wife and Death Live Show, and discussed the AHA article about how intermittent fasting has been linked to a higher risk of cardiovascular death.

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Articles Referenced in Show:

https://newsroom.heart.org/news/8-hour-time-restricted-eating-linked-to-a-91-higher-risk-of-cardiovascular-death#:~:text=A%20study%20of%20over%2020%2C000,increased%20risk%20of%20cardiovascular%20death.

https://newsroom.heart.org/news/cardiovascular-care-centered-on-the-patient-is-key-and-helps-improve-equity-and-outcomes#:~:text=Patient%2Dcentered%20care%20establishes%20a,patients'%20experiences%20and%20medical%20outcomes.

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Knock Knock Eye: What Happens If Your Optic Nerve Becomes Inflamed?

Thu, 16 May 2024 09:00:00 -0000

This week on Knock Knock Eye, I rant about how and why he ends up being sent every ophthalmology magazine under the sun each week before getting into the main topic, Optic Neuritis, which is the inflammation of the optic nerve.

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All About Allergies | Allergist, Dr. Zachary Rubin

Tue, 14 May 2024 09:00:00 -0000

Dr Zachary Rubin joins the Glaucomfleckens to talk about how more people these days have allergies, what the Lone Star Tick is, details the first medication to treat allergies, and how he got into hula hooping along with the origin of his bow ties.

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Tik Tok / Instagram / YouTube: @rubin_allergy

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Knock Knock Eye: Why Too Much Screen Time Leads To Dry Eye?

Thu, 09 May 2024 09:00:00 -0000

This week on Knock Knock Eye, I talk about some of the commencement addresses he will be doing this year and why he did an extra year of med school, before getting into the main topic today, Dry Eye.

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Glauc Talk: Health Insurance Mafia, Having Children, & The Omentum

Tue, 07 May 2024 09:00:00 -0000

In this episode of Glauc Talk, we trade some business ideas, discuss the greed and deceit of United Health Group and other health insurance companies, debate whether or not you should have children during medical school, and I teaches Kristin about the organ Omentum.

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Knock Knock Eye: Why Does Weed Make Your Eyes Red?

Thu, 02 May 2024 07:00:00 -0000

This week on Knock Knock Eye, I recap some of my latest Knock Knock Eyes, tell you about my surgery day, and then answer more of your most interesting questions including why your eyes get red when you take marijuana.

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The Medical Eras Tour: Live Show (Hollywood Improv)

Tue, 30 Apr 2024 09:00:00 -0000

In this special, Live from the Hollywood Improv podcast episode, we go through the medical eras by having somebody who newly matched to pediatrics, Tanya Alam, a PGY2 Psychiatry Resident, Adarsha Shivakumar, and a long time attending Nephrologist, Sayed Tabatabai. Enjoy the show and hope to see you at the next live event!

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Want to Learn About our Guests?

Adarsha Shivakumar

Twitter: @TURB0DERP

Sayed Tabatabai, M.D., Nephrologist

Twitter / IG: @TheRealDoctorT

Tanya Alam-Medical Student, Pediatrics

Instagram: @_itstanya

TikTok: @_tyalam

Twitter: @_tanyaalam

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Knock Knock Eye: What is an Ocular Migraine?

Thu, 25 Apr 2024 09:00:00 -0000

This week on Knock Knock Eye, I share what has recently been going on in my life, before I give you the inside scoop on the correct way to clean your glasses and talk about Ocular Migraines.

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Glauc Talk: Eyeball Transplant, Alternate Reality, & Why Are You Like This?

Tue, 23 Apr 2024 07:00:00 -0000

In this episode of Glauc Talk, Will and Kristin talk about their spider-killing dynamic, discuss the amazing process of doing an eyeball transplant, debate the top 5 specialties they wish Will would have done if he hadn’t gotten into ophthalmology, and ask each other why they are the way they are when it comes to things that annoy them!

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Knock Knock Eye: Diplopia For Dummies: What Should You Do About Your Double Vision?

Thu, 18 Apr 2024 09:00:00 -0000

This week on Knock Knock Eye, I discuss my tough work day due to some curveballs that came into the office, including a patient with Diplopia. It's a tricky thing to figure out as it could be an eye problem or a brain problem.

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Overcoming Student Debt | Drs. Nii & Renee Darko

Tue, 16 Apr 2024 09:00:00 -0000

Drs. Nii & Renee Darko, join the Glaucomfleckens to talk about the pressures of being children of immigrants, the time Nii was recruited to play intramural basketball in college, match day experiences, and discuss the struggles of overcoming student debt.

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YouTube: @docsoutsidetheboxpodcast

Twitter: @drniidarko

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Knock Knock Eye: What Eye Disease Affects Premature Babies?

Thu, 11 Apr 2024 09:00:00 -0000

This week on Knock Knock Eye, I discuss pediatric ophthalmology and retinopathy of prematurity, which is an eye disease that can happen in babies who are premature.

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Glauc Talk: Match Day Statistics, Identity Theft, & Testosterone Replacement

Tue, 09 Apr 2024 07:00:00 -0000

In this episode of Glauc Talk, Will and Kristin tell the tale behind their mild case of identity theft, share some Match Day and hospital reimbursement statistics, ask why certain things in medicine are the way they are, and talk about how April is testicular and young adult cancer month.

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Knock Knock Eye: A Solar Eclipse Can Melt Your Eyes: How To Watch Safely

Thu, 04 Apr 2024 09:00:00 -0000

This week on Knock Knock Eye, I discuss the very exciting Solar Eclipse coming up. I teach you how to look at the sun safely and what could happen to your eyes if you don't!

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The Great Resignation of Nurses | Amie Varley and Sara Fung (The Gritty Nurse Pod)

Tue, 02 Apr 2024 09:00:00 -0000

Nurses, Amie Varley and Sara Fung, join the Glaucomfleckens to talk about the great resignation of nurses in the healthcare system, the unconstitutional bill that was passed and then reversed in Canada, discuss the awful Nurses Day gifts, talk about some of the most famous nurses in the world, and get into the idea behind their new book, The Wisdom of Nurses.

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Order The Wisdom Of Nurses Now: https://www.harpercollins.ca/9781443468718/the-wisdom-of-nurses/

Website: https://www.grittynurse.com/

YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@grittynursepodcast

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/grittynurse

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Knock Knock Eye: Q&A: I Answer Your Pressing Eye Questions

Thu, 28 Mar 2024 09:00:00 -0000

This week on Knock Knock Eye, Will answers some questions that you asked on a YouTube community post, including are iOrganomic tips are actually good advice for computer users, are their eye exercises you can do that can you help you put off needing reading glasses, is blue light actually dangerous for your eyeballs, and much more!

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Glauc Talk: Cyber Attack, Couples Therapy, & Mesothelioma

Tue, 26 Mar 2024 09:00:00 -0000

In the first episode of Glauc Talk, Will and Kristin sit down to talk about the Change Healthcare cyber attack and how it compared to the Anthem cyber attack of 2015, they have a little couple therapy moment where they tell each other something they are wrong about, and Will tries to remember a disease associated with the Mesothelium.

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Knock Knock Eye: Let's Recap My On Call Week and Talk Match Day

Thu, 21 Mar 2024 09:00:00 -0000

This week on Knock Knock Eye, Will discusses the recent Match Day, how he spends the day liking every tweet, and what that means for all aspiring doctors. He then shares his 5 happiest moments from med school, before recapping what a call week is like for himself. It may not be as intense as other call weeks, but Will shares what issues he got called in for.

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Depression in Medicine: It's Ok To Ask For Help | Dr. Anthony Chin-Quee

Tue, 19 Mar 2024 09:00:00 -0000

Author, Television Writer, and Board Certified Otolaryngologist, Dr Anthony Chin-Quee, joins the Glaucomfleckens to rank the five senses, before talking about his path to medicine from growing up in Brooklyn within an immigrant family to studying at Harvard, sharing his experience with depression while studying and working, and explains why he left the field of medicine to work in Hollywood.

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Instagram: @wheyouat

Twitter / X: @cq__md

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Knock Knock Eye: Did You Know Drinking Too Much Caffeine Leads to Vision Loss? with Maureen Johnson

Thu, 14 Mar 2024 09:00:00 -0000

This week on Knock Knock Eye, Will brings on guest Maureen Johnson, the author of the popular book series, Truly Devious, who talks about how she is responsible for the Jonathan Prayer candles, before she gets into some smaller eye issues, but more importantly the main topic for the day, Acute macular Neuro retinopathy. which is also her bigger eye issue that Will discusses today. Maureen explains her systems and Will diagnoses her in the episode and gives her more information on her condition.

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An Example of Why the Path To Medicine Can Be Very Challenging | Dr. Antonio Webb

Tue, 12 Mar 2024 09:00:00 -0000

Orthopedic Spine Surgeon, Dr. Antonio J. Webb, joins the Glaucomfleckens to talk about how long he’s been creating social media content, why orthopedic surgeons have the stereotype of being strong and going to the gym, and his path to medicine from his childhood to his time in the military.

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YouTube: @antoniowebbmd

Tik Tok / Instagram: @drantoniowebbmd

Website: http://www.antoniowebbmd.com/

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Knock Knock Eye: This is Why Sunglasses Are So Important

Thu, 07 Mar 2024 10:00:00 -0000

This week on Knock Knock Eye, Will talks about his love / hate relationship with Twitter (now X) and the misinformation that is spewed on it, before getting into the main topic today, Ocular Melanoma and how it affects the inside of your eye.

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Learn How To Do CPR Properly | Dr. Sylvia Owusu-Ansah & Dr. Rickquel Tripp

Tue, 05 Mar 2024 10:00:00 -0000

Dr. Sylvia Owusu-Ansah & Dr. Rickquel Tripp, join the Glaucomfleckens to talk about their love for Pittsburgh and how CPR was perfected here, before talking about how they met and started working together on Akoma United. They also talk about their work doing CPR advocacy with athletes, so they know what to do when the need arises on the field. They explain how these big guys realize how physically taxing CPR can be.

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Dr. Sylvia Owusu-Ansah

Instagram @owusumd or @mdowusu

X.com @Mdowusu

Dr. Rickquel Tripp,

@Pretty_Ricqui on X (Twitter),

Ricky Tripp on Facebook

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Knock Knock Eye: When Should You Start Being Concerned About Your Twitching Eyelids?

Thu, 29 Feb 2024 10:00:00 -0000

This week on Knock Knock Eye, Will talks about the 4 year anniversary of Glaucomflecken skits, before getting into the main topic, EyeLids. Will covers the function of eyelids, who claims facial nerves, what goes on when your eyelids twitch, and when it can get more serious with blepharospasm or hemifacial spasm.

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What Is It Like Working With Your Spouse? | Dr. Sydnee and Justin McElroy

Tue, 27 Feb 2024 10:00:00 -0000

Dr. Sydnee and Justin McElroy, Co-hosts of Sawbones, join the Glaucomfleckens to talk about how they met and got into podcasting, how Dr. Sydnee sacrificed her social media algorithms for the sake of podcast content, what it’s like working together as a married couple, and how the hours you have to spend at the hospital as a resident is absolutely insane! Lastly, they go into how they went from people who went from going to church camps to people who have their political views today, including Dr. Sydnee’s campaign for a local house seat in West Virginia.

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YouTube/Twitter/Instagram/Tik Tok: @themcelroyfamily

Sawbones Book: https://www.amazon.com/Sawbones-Book-Hilarious-Horrifying-Medicine/dp/1681883813

Sawbones Podcast: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/sawbones-a-marital-tour-of-misguided-medicine/id665149280

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Knock Knock Eye: Why Can I Hear Your Eye Whooshing?

Thu, 22 Feb 2024 10:00:00 -0000

This week on Knock Knock Eye, Will talks about Damar Hamlin and the fact he was snubbed from being the NFL comeback player of the year award from the perspective of somebody who had a cardiac arrest, before getting into carotid cavernous fistulas.

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The Surgeon General Wants To Connect With You | Dr. Vivek Murthy

Tue, 20 Feb 2024 10:00:00 -0000

US Surgeon General, Vivek Murthy, joins the Glaucomfleckens to talk about why he loves his job, how taking 10 minutes a day to give somebody your full attention can really help both your and your friends mental health, and how loneliness has a great effect on both physical and mental health. Vivek also talks about his five for five challenge and his We Are Made To Connect Tour.

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Instagram: @drvivekmurthy

Twitter: @vivek_murthy

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Knock Knock Eye: Blood Clots In The Eye

Thu, 15 Feb 2024 10:00:00 -0000

This week on Knock Knock Eye, Will talks about Heart Month, how you can learn Chest Compressions, and his recent trip to NYC for an AHA event, before going into the main topic of the day blood clots to the eye, or central retinal artery occlusions. This is essentially a stroke to the eye and we learn how it affects your vision, who's susceptible to this, and how to treat it.

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Katie Porter Speaks On The US Health Care System

Tue, 13 Feb 2024 10:00:00 -0000

US Representative, Katie Porter, joins the Glaucomfleckens to talk about the healthcare system and the issues behind, including that fact that it will never get better if it remains a profit driven system and that congress treats it as sick care, rather than health care. They also discuss the health insurance companies and what we can do to fight against them.

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Facebook/Instagram/Tik Tok: @KatiePorterOC

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Knock Knock Eye: Herpes In Your Eye?

Thu, 08 Feb 2024 10:00:00 -0000

This week on Knock Knock Eye, Will talks about the most recent time he was on call, before getting into the main topic for the day viral diseases that affect the eye, like herpes, retinitis, and more. Yes, Will only needs to be on call for 3 weeks a year. Rolling your eyes is approved. Anyway, onto the viral infections. Will explains how you break the news that you have herpes in your eye, the difference between eye herpes and the more commonly known herpes, what symptoms you will notice if you have this infection to the eye, and finally how you treat it.

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The US Healthcare System is Enraging | Editor-In-Chief of KFF Health News Dr. Elisabeth Rosenthal

Tue, 06 Feb 2024 10:00:00 -0000

Editor-In-Chief of KFF Health News and Emergency Physician, Dr. Elisabeth Rosenthal, joins the Glaucomfleckens to talk about how big business is taking over healthcare, how she used to be a journalist at the New York Times and how she got there from being a practicing emergency physician. Dr. Rosenthal also talks about her time in China, her experience with health care in the 90s, and how the US health care system is so expensive, compared to her time aboard.

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Twitter/Instagram: @RosenthalHealth

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Knock Knock Eye: What is Macular Degeneration?

Thu, 01 Feb 2024 10:00:00 -0000

This week on Knock Knock Eye, Will talks about United Health Care's profits in 2023 and how terrifying it is that they are vertically integrating the whole health care system, before getting into the main topic for the day, Macular Degeneration. Who and what does it affect, what makes it worse, how do you recognize it, and how do you treat it? We also find out the difference between the wet and dry form. Listen and find out!

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How is Amazon Pharmacy Moving Into the Medical Space? | Medical Analyst for NBC News Dr. Vin Gupta

Tue, 30 Jan 2024 10:00:00 -0000

Medical Analyst for NBC News Dr. Vin Gupta, joins the Glaucomfleckens to talk about how he met his wife, doing medicine for the military at 30,000 feet, and how he got involved with Amazon to run Amazon Pharmacy. Vin then goes into detail about how Amazon Pharmacy works and how he thinks it can be better than then current Pharmacy system.

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Twitter: @VinGuptaMD

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Knock Knock Eye: This Infection In The Eye Can Be Devastating

Thu, 25 Jan 2024 10:00:00 -0000

This week on Knock Knock Eye, Will talks about how some cities are good at handling snow and others are just awful at it, before getting into his main topic for the day, Infectious Endophthalmitis. An infection in the eye that is so dire, that each minute it's not treated can be devastating. Will explains how this infection can happen, why it's terrible, and what you can do to treat it. Not only medically, but emotionally as well.

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How To Dismantle Racism in Healthcare | CEO of Advancing Health Equity Dr. Uché Blackstock

Tue, 23 Jan 2024 10:00:00 -0000

CEO of Advancing Health Equity, Dr. Uche Blackstock, joins the Glaucomfleckens to talk about how her mom was a huge influence on her to become a physician, why she decided to get into academics, why she left it to start her business, and she goes into detailing about her consulting firm which helps workplaces become more inclusive and diverse. Also, be sure to check out Uche’s new book!

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Want to Learn About Dr. Uche Blackstock?

Instagram: @ucheblackstockmd

Twitter: @uche_blackstock

Her Book: Legacy: A Black Physician Reckons with Rascism in Medicine: https://www.penguinrandomhouse.com/books/705871/legacy-by-uche-blackstock-md/

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Knock Knock Eye: Why You Shouldn't Change Your Eye Color

Thu, 18 Jan 2024 10:00:00 -0000

This week on Knock Knock Eye, Will talks about his hate for eye color changing surgery due to it damaging a perfectly healthy eyeball. He then goes into the main topic of the day, the Iris. Will tells you all he knows about the Iris, from the anatomy, to why it's there, the purpose, and more.

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What Is It Like To Be A Family Member Of A Medical Professional? | Founder, The Flipside Life Hayley Harlock

Tue, 16 Jan 2024 10:00:00 -0000

Social Worker and Founder of The Flipside Life, Hayley Harlock, joins the Glaucomfleckens to talk about how The Flip Side organization came to be during the pandemic and explains how the partners and families of medical professionals need support too. They then have a conversation about how the world can be better about supporting these people that are along for this wild medical journey ride.

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Instagram: @_theflipsidelife & @hayley.harlock

Twitter: @LifeFlipside & @HayleyHarlock

Website: www.theflipsidelife.com

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Knock Knock Eye: When Is The Right Time To Get LASIK?

Thu, 11 Jan 2024 10:00:00 -0000

This week on Knock Knock Eye, Will talks about how he started Glaucomflecken and what it takes to start your own social media platform, before getting into the main topic, Refractive Surgery or LASIK. Will talks about the history of refractive surgery, including the barbaric ways it used to be done and how LASIK and Photorefractive Keratectomy came to be safer practices. Will also talks about when is the right time to do LASIK and when you shouldn't do LASIK.

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What Are The Misconceptions of Palliative Care? | Pediatric Palliative Care Physician Dr. Jared Rubenstein

Tue, 09 Jan 2024 10:00:00 -0000

Pediatric Palliative Care Physician Dr. Jared Rubenstein joins the Glaucomfleckens to brainstorm how Will can create a Palliative Care character, before Jared talks about how he got into this field, the importance of talking through your emotions with not only the patient but the parent or partner of the patient, and what the differences are when engaging with young kids, preteens, and teens.

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Twitter / Instagram / Threads: @DrJRubenstein

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Knock Knock Eye: What is Diabetic Retinopathy?

Thu, 04 Jan 2024 10:00:00 -0000

This week on Knock Knock Eye, Will talks about the difference between doing keynote speeches with the Wife and Death Show, before going into the main topic for the day, diabetic retinopathy. It's one of the leading causes of blindness and is very common with those who are Diabetic.

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Knock Knock Hi One Year Anniversary with Physicians Dr. Chris Worsham & Dr. Anupam Jena

Tue, 02 Jan 2024 10:00:00 -0000

Physicians Dr. Chris Worsham & Dr. Anupam Jena, sit down with the Glaucomfleckens on the podcasts one year anniversary to talk about their secret connection, their book Random Acts of Medicine, what type of research they do and what goes into it, and how sometimes you hit some dead ends in research.

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Want to Learn About Dr. Chris Worsham & Dr. Anupam Jena?

Twitter: @anupambjena, @DrBapuPod, & @ChrisWorsham

Instagram: @chrisworshammd

Random Acts of Medicine: The Hidden Forces That Sway Doctors, Impact Patients, and Shape Our Health, available everywhere books are sold. https://www.penguinrandomhouse.com/books/708150/random-acts-of-medicine-by-anupam-b-jena-md-phd-and-christopher-worsham-md/

Substack: https://www.randomactsofmedicine.com/

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Knock Knock Eye: Rubbing Your Eyes Can Lead To This Problem

Thu, 28 Dec 2023 10:00:00 -0000

This week on Knock Knock Eye, Will expresses his confusion of why you guys are so into eyeballs and talked about why he isn't into doing research, before going into the main topic, Keratoconus. Will discusses astigmatisms and how the cornea turns into a lumpy football, in professional medical terms of course, and why you should not be rubbing your eyes. Will also answer the question, What if your eye was to get ripped out?

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The Gaming Monk with Psychiatrist Dr. Alok Kanojia (The Healthy Gamer)

Tue, 26 Dec 2023 10:00:00 -0000

Psychiatrist, Dr. Alok Kanojia (The Healthy Gamer) joins the Glaucomfleckens to talk about how to keep Roblox safe for your children, how you can help children transition away from screen time, and how he uses his experience with his own video game addiction and applies it to his work to help others.

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YouTube: @HealthyGamerGG

TikTok: @healthygamer.gg

Twitter: @HealthyGamerGG

Instagram: @healthygamer_gg

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Knock Knock Eye: Is Pressure In Your Skull Leading To Vision Blackouts?

Thu, 21 Dec 2023 10:00:00 -0000

This week on Knock Knock Eye, Will gets into the subspecialty, Neuro-Ophthalmology, before he gets into the related topic of optic nerve swelling (idiopathic intracranial hypertension). Will describes why this is a tough diagnosis to come to and all the things you should do, to rule out other things.

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Trauma Bonding with Pediatricians The PediPals (Dr. Ana and Dr. Sami)

Tue, 19 Dec 2023 10:00:00 -0000

Pediatricians, Dr. Ana and Dr. Sami (The PediPals) join the Glaucomfleckens to talk about how they met and started making content through trauma bonding, the need to make sure you get your dosages right with babies, how to balance social media with your day job, and how they deal with negative comments.

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YouTube: @ThePediPals

Instagram: @ThePediPals

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Knock Knock Eye: The Misconceptions of Color Blindness

Thu, 14 Dec 2023 10:00:00 -0000

This week on Knock Knock Eye, Will keeps you up to date with the latest visine related death, before getting to the main topic: Color Blindness. Will explains why some people are colorblind, the misconceptions of color blindness, how color blind glasses work, and does a quick aside on how much he loves Taylor Swift.

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Orthobro Expectations with Orthopedic Surgeons Dr. Paul Zalzal & Dr. Brad Weening

Tue, 12 Dec 2023 10:00:00 -0000

Orthopedic Surgeons, Dr. Paul Zalzal & Dr. Brad Weening, sit down with the Glaucomfleckens to talk about the ortho bro character, how they met in residency, the importance of managing mental health in the hospital, and surviving a flight with a “pilot”.

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YouTube: @TalkingWithDocs

Instagram: @TalkingWithDocs

Tik Tok: @TalkingWithDocs

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Knock Knock Eye: Anxiety Induced Snowstorm Hallucinations

Thu, 07 Dec 2023 10:00:00 -0000

This week on Knock Knock Eye, Will talks about the ethics of conferences promoting to trainees the idea of needing a side gig before he gets into the main topic: Visual Snow. These are anxiety induced hallucinations that make your vision look like there is a snowstorm or tv static going on.

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The Radio Doc with Internal Medicine Dr. David Hilden

Tue, 05 Dec 2023 10:00:00 -0000

Internal Medicine Dr. David Hilden joins the Glaucomfleckens to talk about long training hours, what it’s like working at a county hospital in Minnesota, and his amazing background being the host of a medical talk AM radio show for over a decade.

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Website: https://healthymatters.org/

Podcast: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/healthy-matters-with-dr-david-hilden/id1601320656

Twitter: @DrDavidHilden

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Knock Knock Eye: Why I Hate Visine? Let's Talk About Eye Drops!

Thu, 30 Nov 2023 10:00:00 -0000

This week on Knock Knock Eye, Will walks us through a day in the life of Dr. Glaucomflecken / Will Flanary, before going into the main topic for the day...eye drops! A bunch of eye drops were recalled by the FDA, after 27 different eye drops caused vision loss, infections, and even death (which is incredibly rare). Will goes into why these eye drops give people issues, which ones to avoid and which ones are safe to use.

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Power of Ultrasound with Emergency Medicine Dr. Resa E. Lewiss

Tue, 28 Nov 2023 10:00:00 -0000

Emergency Medicine Dr. Resa Lewiss, joins the Glaucomfleckens to talk about how she is not the stereotypical emergency medicine physician, gives her take on point of care ultrasounds, and talks about her book Micro Skills.

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Podcast: https://www.thevisiblevoicespodcast.com/

Twitter: @ResaELewiss

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Knock Knock Eye: Little Jimmy Has A Lazy Eye (Amblyopia)

Thu, 23 Nov 2023 10:00:00 -0000

This week on Knock Knock Eye, Will talks about the crypto currency bros that woke up with pain and blindness due to UV Lights sunburning their eyes, before going into his main topic of the day...amblyopia, otherwise known as Lazy Eye. Will makes up a case study for little Jimmy where he diagnoses him, the different types, and explains how to treat it.

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Dr. Boy Band with Emergency Medicine Dr. J Mack Slaughter

Tue, 21 Nov 2023 10:00:00 -0000

Emergency Medicine Dr. J Mack Slaughter, joins to the Glaucomfleckens to talk about his life before he got into medicine, touring the nation as a singer in a boy band (Sons of Harmony) and getting the opportunity to open for Destiny’s Child. He then goes into how he found medicine, how chasing prestige can be detrimental for your mental health, and the time he treated a patient who cut off his own penis! Lastly, Dr. J Mack talks about his program Music Meets Medicine and how his lives in entertainment and medicine were able to be combined.

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Instagram: @dr.jmack

YouTube: @Dr_JMack

Music Meets Medicine: https://www.musicmeetsmedicine.org/

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Knock Knock Eye: Halos and Glares: Cataracts

Thu, 16 Nov 2023 10:00:00 -0000

This week on Knock Knock Eye, Will talks about why vision insurance is separate from regular medical insurance and why that shouldn't be the case, before going into something that everybody eventually will get...cataracts!

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Penis Puns with Retired Army Urologist Dr. Douglas W. Soderdahl

Tue, 14 Nov 2023 10:00:00 -0000

Retired Army Urologist, Dr. Douglas W. Soderdahl joins the Glaucomfleckens to talk about how much pickleball he plays now that he’s retired, before he goes into what it’s like doing military medicine around the world and in the field, how their are an endless amount of penis puns, and the crazy things that can be shoved up a urethra.

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Podcast: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/wardocs-the-military-medicine-podcast/id1574361588?ign-itscg=30200&ign-itsct=lt_p

Instagram: @wardocspodcast

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Knock Knock Eye: Your Kid Gave You A Corneal Abrasion?

Thu, 09 Nov 2023 10:00:00 -0000

This week on Knock Knock Eye, Will talks about how he goes about testing and checking your vision, before going into the pain that is involved in a corneal abrasion, how you diagnose it, and how you treat it

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Ruptured Cat Bladders with Veterinary Surgical Oncologist Dr. Sarah Boston

Tue, 07 Nov 2023 10:00:00 -0000

Surgical Oncologist, Dr. Sarah Boston, talks about starting a veterinarian's comedy festival, how the American health care system might be better for animals than people, and how being a vet helps her in her stand up comedy.

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Podcast: https://pod.link/1706569339

Book: https://houseofanansi.com/products/lucky-dog

Instagram: drsarahboston

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Knock Knock Eye: Flashes and Floaters: Retinal Tears & Detachments

Thu, 02 Nov 2023 09:00:00 -0000

This week on Knock Knock Eye, Will talks about the training it takes to become an ophthalmologist, discusses the dangers of a retinal tear or detachment, and explains the differences between the two.

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Litigations in Medicine with Emergency Physician Dr. Gita Pensa

Tue, 31 Oct 2023 09:00:00 -0000

Emergency Physician, Dr. Gita Pensa joins the Glaucomfleckens to talk about what the process is like when you are sued as a doctor and shares the process of how you can handle this, if you happen to find yourself in this situation. She also goes into great detail about the jury picking process and the psychology behind how the jury perceives you.

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Twitter: @GitaPensaMD

Podcast: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/doctors-and-litigation-the-l-word/id1469155084

Website: https://doctorsandlitigation.com/

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Knock Knock Eye: Glauc on Glauc: Pants Patient Part 4

Thu, 26 Oct 2023 09:00:00 -0000

This week on Knock Knock Eye, Will talks about and explains the fourth pants patient (acute angle closure glaucoma) and how to treat and maintain eye pressures. It also just so happens to be that Dr. Glaucomfleckens name is based on this issue and shares what the backup name could have been.

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Pimple Popping with Dermatologist Dr Sandra Lee

Tue, 24 Oct 2023 09:00:00 -0000

Dermatologist Dr. Sandra Lee joins the Glaucomfleckens to talk about how she discovered people's fascinations with pimple popping, the success of her TV Show, what brought her to people a doctor, and shares what 5 items she'd bring on a deserted island.

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Instagram: @drpimplepopper & @drsandralee

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Knock Knock Eye: Muscle Entrapment, Oh My!: Pants Patient Part 3

Thu, 19 Oct 2023 09:00:00 -0000

This week on Knock Knock Eye, Will talks about what it's like being an ophthalmologist at a private practice and explains the third pants patient (extraocular muscle entrapment).

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Plague Busters with Medical Historian Dr Lindsey Fitzharris and Adrian Teal

Tue, 17 Oct 2023 09:00:00 -0000

Medical Historian, Dr. Lindsey Fitzharris and her husband Adrian Teal join the Glaucomfleckens to talk about their new book Plague Busters, medical marvels in history, and they play a round of the newlywed game.

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Instagram: @drlindseyfitzharris

Twitter: @DrLindseyFitz

Linktree: https://linktr.ee/drlindseyfitzharris

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Knock Knock Eye: Battery Acid Eating Your Eyes: Pants Patient Part 2

Thu, 12 Oct 2023 09:00:00 -0000

This week on Knock Knock Eye, Will talks about the next type of pants patient...chemical burns to the eye! Will teaches us about the different acids and bases that could get in your eye and what you should do if that happens.

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Period Knowledge with Peds Hematologist Oncologist Dr. Angela Weyand

Tue, 10 Oct 2023 09:00:00 -0000

Peds Hematologist Oncologist, Dr. Angela Wyand, joins the Glaucomfleckens to talk about the time she almost lost her eye, why she loves working with children, and then she test Will on his knowledge of periods.

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Twitter: @acweyand

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Knock Knock Eye: High Speed Projectile Right To The Eye: Pants Patient Part 1

Thu, 05 Oct 2023 09:00:00 -0000

Weekly Thursday episodes begin today! Join Will as he shares information about his favorite topic with you....eyeballs!

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Memory Lane with Pediatric Oncologist Dr. Molly Taylor

Tue, 03 Oct 2023 09:00:00 -0000

Pediatric Oncologist, Dr. Molly Taylor, joins the Glaucomfleckens to take a stroll down memory lane. They all discuss how they met at Grad School, share funny stories about their time there, and ask themselves what parts of school were and weren't worth it!

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Twitter: @MollyTaylorMD

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Animal and Human Similarities with Veterinarian Dr. Rachel Courville

Tue, 26 Sep 2023 09:00:00 -0000

Veterinarian, Dr. Rachel Courville, joins the Glaucomfleckens to talk about pet insurance, how she laid down the law at a horse show, the similarities between animal and human medicine and specialities, and how covid effected animal care during the height of the pandemic.

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Instagram / YouTube / TikTok: @BellaVet

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Life in the ICU with Critical Care Pulmonologist Dr. Wes Ely

Tue, 19 Sep 2023 09:00:00 -0000

Author and Critical Care Pulmonologist, Dr. Wes Ely, joins the Glaucomfleckens to share a lot of stories about his time in the ICU and how each one of them helped teach him a new lesson.

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Want to Learn About Dr. Wes Ely?

Twitter / Tik Tok: @weselyMD

ICUdelirium.org funds 100% go direct to the patient.-“Every Deep Drawn Breathe”

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A Conversation with Ma Glaucomflecken

Thu, 14 Sep 2023 09:00:00 -0000

Ma Glaucomflecken came into town to visit Dr and Lady Glaucomflecken, so they all sat down to hear her thoughts about the podcast and her son's fans!

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Financial Literacy with Co-founder of Attend Dr. Jimmy Turner

Tue, 12 Sep 2023 09:00:00 -0000

Dr. Jimmy Turner joins the Glaucomfleckens to talk about financial literacy in medicine, not being able to get on disability insurance, and talk a little about the US health care system with regard to private equity.

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Want to Learn About Dr. Jimmy Turner?

Twitter: @TPP_MD

Website: https://www.helloattend.com/

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Iron Man with Med-Peds Dr. Tommy Martin

Tue, 05 Sep 2023 09:00:00 -0000

Internal Medicine and Pediatrics Dr. Tommy Martin, joins the Glaucomfleckens to talk about his work schedule of bouncing back and forth between internal medicine and pediatrics, how he finds time for fitness and social media, and plays a game of meds or peds.

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TikTok/YouTube/IG: @dr.tommymartin

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Systematic Problems with RIP Medical Debt CEO Dr. Allison Sesso

Tue, 29 Aug 2023 09:00:00 -0000

RIP Medical Debt CEO, Allison Sesso, joins the Glaucomfleckens to talk about the terrible systematic problem that is medical debt and how RIP Medical Debt helps the problem. She then shares some stories about being a woman in power.

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Twitter: @AllisonSesso

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Will and Kristin’s Cardiac Arrest Story with Paramedic Lieutenant Aaron Gregg

Tue, 22 Aug 2023 09:00:00 -0000

Paramedic Aaron Gregg joins the Glaucomfleckens to talk about the night of Will's cardiac arrest and how he helped Will and Kristin get through that perilous night.

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Learn More:

My daughter's blog post that I mention in the episode
The Quiet Place (an article I wrote about the experience and its effects on me)
Words to Leave By (a follow-up piece to The Quiet Place about what helped me)

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Investigating Medical Issues with Reporter Maya Miller

Tue, 15 Aug 2023 09:00:00 -0000

Reporter Maya Miller joins the Glaucomfleckens to talk about how you should appeal your denials, how and why the health industry is not thrilled with her, how community driven investigation works, and insurance companies are denying patient claims in batches.

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ProPublica: https://www.propublica.org/people/maya-miller

Twitter: https://twitter.com/mayatmiller

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Grady Memorial Hospital with Internist Dr. Kimberly D. Manning

Tue, 08 Aug 2023 09:00:00 -0000

Internist Dr. Kimberly D. Manning joins the Glaucomfleckens to talk about how Grady Hospital used to be a segregated hospital, the safest time to come into a hospital, and the unique ways she uses social media to connect with patients.

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Podcast: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-human-doctor/id1571000871

Twitter: @gradydoctor

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Eargasms and Barbie Butts with Surgeon Dr. Karan Rangarajan

Tue, 01 Aug 2023 09:00:00 -0000

Surgeon Dr. Karan Rangarajan joins the Glaucomfleckens to talk about the mystery of eargasms, how the UK health system compares to the US health care system, and how managing social media is a full time job.

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Tik Tok: @dr.karanr

Book: https://www.amazon.co.uk/This-Book-Save-Your-Life/dp/1529136326/?maas=maas_adg_E64F3A3B58724727CADB12C5DC885A3D_afap_abs&ref_=aa_maas&tag=maas

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Stage Violinist to Doctor with Rheumatologist Dr. Siobhan Deshauer (ViolinMD)

Tue, 25 Jul 2023 09:00:00 -0000

Rheumatologist, Dr. Siobhan Deshauer, joins the Glaucomfleckens to discuss how she grew her platform to teach people about the human body, the fact that she used to be a professional violinist and the journey from stage to hospitals, and how she is still looking for answers about her mysterious rash.

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Youtube: @ViolinMD

Tik Tok: @ViolinMD

Instagram: @Violin.MD

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Sleeping Patients with Anesthesiologist Dr. Zach Antonov

Tue, 18 Jul 2023 09:00:00 -0000

Anesthesiologist, Dr. Zach Antonov, joins the Glaucomfleckens to discuss their shared background in comedy, answers the burning question of if anesthesiologists mess with patients while they are under, what fears most patients have, and the cocktails it takes to keep people asleep and then wake them up.

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Check out his book: https://www.amazon.com/Watch-You-Sleep-Anesthesia-Restaurants-ebook/dp/B0B1362GGP?ref_=ast_author_mpb

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Accurate Medical TV Shows with Medical TV Consultant Dr. Oren Gottfried

Tue, 11 Jul 2023 09:00:00 -0000

Neurosurgeon and TV Consultant, Dr. Oren Gottfried, joins the Glaucomfleckens to talk about the insane hours of the neurosurgeon, how he got into become a TV consultant for medical shows, and plays a game of knowing which scenario matches with which TV shows.

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Instagram: @orengottfried

Website: https://orengottfried.com/

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Hanging With Our Kid...Scooby Doo

Thu, 06 Jul 2023 09:00:00 -0000

On this episode of Knock Knock Eye, Dr. and Lady Glaucomflecken are joined by one of their children (a.k.a. Scooby Doo) who interviews them for a change!

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The Facemaker with Medical Historian Dr. Lindsey Fitzharris

Tue, 04 Jul 2023 09:00:00 -0000

Medical Historian, Dr. Lindsey Fitzharris joins the Glaucomfleckens to talk about her two best selling books, discuss how germs were discovered, and play a game of medical marvels or myths.

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Instagram: @drlindseyfitzharris

Twitter: @DrLindseyFitz

Linktree: https://linktr.ee/drlindseyfitzharris

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Morgue Duty with National Coord for Health IT Dr. Micky Tripathi

Tue, 27 Jun 2023 09:00:00 -0000

National Coordinator for Health IT at the US Department of Health and Human Services, Dr. Micky Tripathi joins the Glaucomfleckens talk about improving interoperability, graveyard shifts at the ER, and have a ton of laughs along the way.

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Twitter: @mickytripathi1

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Is The Apple Vision Pro Good For Your Eyes?

Thu, 22 Jun 2023 09:00:00 -0000

On this episode of Knock Knock Eye, Dr. Glaucomflecken is solo and talks about whether or not the Apple Vision Pro is good for your eyes. He then answers some of your most pressing eye questions!

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Hypermobility Problems with Anesthesiologist Dr. Linda S. Bluestein

Tue, 20 Jun 2023 09:00:00 -0000

Anesthesiologist, Dr. Linda S. Bluestein joins the Glaucomfleckens to talk about the issues that come with hyper-mobility, her journey from Anesthesiologist into integrative pain management, and how doctors need to listen to their patients when they say they are hurting.

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Instagram: @hypermobilitymd

Website: https://www.hypermobilitymd.com/

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Bipolar Breakdowns with Clinical Psychiatrist Dr. Kay Jamison

Tue, 13 Jun 2023 09:00:00 -0000

Clinical Psychiatrist, Dr. Kay Jamison, joins the Glaucomfleckens to share her journey of having Bipolar Disorder, starting with how she discovered it, the nerves of sharing it with her colleagues at John Hopkins, and how she coped with it through writing.

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Website

Her Book: Fires in the Dark: Healing the Mind, the Oldest Branch of Medicine: https://www.amazon.com/Fires-Dark-Healing-Unquiet-Mind/dp/0525657177

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Sex Education with Medical Doctor Dr Siyamak Saleh

Tue, 06 Jun 2023 09:00:00 -0000

Medical Doctor, Dr. Siyamak Saleh joins the Glaucomfleckens to dive into the world of sex education and how we can educate the public on this huge gap of knowledge. He also details his experiences training in South Africa and his time interning in Moscow, where he was the victim of a hate crime. Come learn more about the incredible Dr. Saleh.

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Tik Tok: @doctor.siya

Instagram: @doctor.siya

YouTube: Doctor Siya

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Unions and Latin Dance with Pediatric Resident Dr. Eyal BenDavid

Tue, 30 May 2023 09:00:00 -0000

Harbor UCLA Pediatrics Resident Physician Dr. BenDavid joins the Glaucomfleckens to dive into the wide world of residency programs, healthcare unions, and the hospital hierarchy. Buckle up as we cover everything from the formative experiences that every resident experiences in their training to connecting Latin ballroom championship competitions, EMT training, and studying at Tel Aviv University. This episode is another great reminder of what amazing stories there are behind the residents we meet along the way.

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Insta: @harboruclapeds

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Redesigning Medicine with Emergency Physician Dr. Bon Ku

Tue, 23 May 2023 09:00:00 -0000

Emergency Room physician and director of the health design lab at Thomas Jefferson University, Dr. Bon Ku chats with the Glaucomfleckens about becoming a doctor, surfing, and how those of us in healthcare can use technology and design to bridge the gap between patients and clinicians.

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Insta: @drbonku

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Pantless TikToking, Eye Trivia, & Dream Guests on Knock Knock… LIVE!

Fri, 19 May 2023 10:00:00 -0000

Hi everyone! Will and Kristin here! We had a LOT of fun on our last Patreon livestream and really wanted to share the experience everyone else. Enjoy! (just don’t tell our producers)

Listen on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or anywhere else you binge podcasts: https://apple.co/3uPKA68

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High Chemo Costs with Oncologist Dr. Mark Lewis

Tue, 16 May 2023 09:00:00 -0000

Dr. Mark Lewis chats with the Glaucomfleckens about the impact their father had on their life, the difference between being a cancer doctor and cancer patient, and tries to guess the cost of specific cancer prescriptions.

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Twitter: @marklewismd

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Imposter Syndrome with Endocrinologist/Artist Dr. Mike Natter

Tue, 09 May 2023 09:00:00 -0000

Dr. Mike Natter chats with the Glacuomfleckens about how his art helps him in medicine, tells some stories about why he didn’t get into other medical specialties, and talks about imposter syndrome.

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Instagram: @mike.natter

Website + Art: www.mikenattermedical.com

Mike's Blog: mikenattermd.home.blog

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Talking Ben Taub with Hospitalist Dr Ricardo Nuila

Tue, 02 May 2023 09:00:00 -0000

Dr Ricardo Nulia chats with the Glaucomfleckens about Ben Taub Hospital, Pot Brownies, and Chat GPT asks the docs some questions that an Ophthalmologist and Hospitalist should know.

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Twitter: @riconulia

Website: https://www.ricardonuila.com/

Book: The People's Hospital: Hope and Peril in American Medicine

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Cranial Nerve Draft with Neurologist Dr. Audrey Nath

Tue, 25 Apr 2023 09:00:00 -0000

Dr. Audrey Nath chats with the Glaucomfleckens about Houston, Texas, Match Day, strip clubs, and they compete in a cranial nerve draft.

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Twitter: @AudreyNathMDPhD

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Unexpected Treatments with Emergency Medicine Resident Dr. Adam Goodcoff

Tue, 18 Apr 2023 09:00:00 -0000

Emergency Medicine Resident Dr. Adam Goodcoff, chats with the Glaucomfleckens about residency, social media, and talk about unexpected treatments to some medical problems.

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Instagram: @seethemedlife

Twitter: @seethemedlife

TikTok: @seethemedlife

YouTube: @themedlife

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Mind Diving with Psychiatrist Dr. Jessi Gold

Tue, 11 Apr 2023 09:00:00 -0000

Psychiatrist Dr. Jessi Gold, chats with the Glaucomfleckens about mental health in medicine and breaks down which of Dr. G's characters need therapy.

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Website: https://www.drjessigold.com/

Instagram: @drjessigold

Twitter: @drjessigold

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Birth Stories with OB/GYN Dr. Danielle Jones

Tue, 04 Apr 2023 09:00:00 -0000

OB/GYN Dr. Danielle Jones, chats with the Glaucomfleckens about birth stories, working in New Zealand, and is tested on her medical TV knowledge.

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YouTube: Mama Doctor Jones

Tik Tok: @mamadoctorjones

Instagram: @mamadoctorjones

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Artificial Intelligence with Cardiologist Dr. Eric Topol

Tue, 28 Mar 2023 09:00:00 -0000

Cardiologist Dr. Eric Topol, chats with the Glaucomfleckens about how artificial intelligence will effect the medical profession in positive and negative ways.

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Twitter: @erictopol

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Talking Poop with Gastroenterologist Dr. Kaveh Hoda

Tue, 21 Mar 2023 09:00:00 -0000

Gastroenterologist Dr. Kaveh Hoda, chats with the Glaucomfleckens about bedside manner, performing surgeries, and of course, poop!

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Twitter: @thehouseofpod

Facebook: @thehouseofpod

The House of Pod: A Medical Podcast: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-house-of-pod-a-medical-podcast/id1225096382?fbclid=IwAR1Z6p5d0r4WgMqIlQJqJ7C6gmanvSL-DQOjMgkY1EPdLgdsOKGPNIATExg

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Managing Hospitals with Chief Medical Officer Dr. Christopher Longhurst

Tue, 14 Mar 2023 09:00:00 -0000

Chief Medical Officer Dr. Christopher Longhurst, chats with the Glaucomfleckens about pediatrics, what it takes to manage a hospital, and he goes over what can and can't be approved by the budget!

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Twitter: @CALonghurst

Website: https://health.ucsd.edu/about/leadership/Pages/longhurst.aspx

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Storytelling with Internist Dr. Emily Silverman

Tue, 07 Mar 2023 10:00:00 -0000

Internist, Dr. Emily Silverman, chats with the Glaucomfleckens about the power of storytelling within medicine!

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Website: https://www.emilysilverman.com/

Podcast: The Nocturnists

Twitter: @esilvermanmd

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Power of Social Media with Family Medicine Physician Dr. Mike

Tue, 28 Feb 2023 10:00:00 -0000

Family Medicine Physician, Dr. Mike, chats with the Glaucomfleckens about the power of social media and Dr. Glaucomflecken quizzes Dr. Mike on his ophthalmology knowledge!

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Website: https://www.doctormikemedia.com/

YouTube: DoctorMike

Instagram: @doctor.mike

Twitter: @realdoctormike

Tik Tok: @doctormike

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Comedy in Medicine with Cardiologist Dr. Rohin Francis

Tue, 21 Feb 2023 10:00:00 -0000

Cardiologist Dr. Rohin Francis, chats with the Glaucomfleckens about the power of mixing comedy with medicine and they take the time to compare the US and UK medical systems

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Website: https://www.medlifecrisis.co.uk/

YouTube: Med Life Crisis

Instagram: @medcrisis

Tik Tok: @medcrisis

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Surviving Cancer with Breast Surgeon Dr Liz O’Riordan

Tue, 14 Feb 2023 10:00:00 -0000

Breast Surgeon Dr. Liz O’Riordan, swaps stories with Will about experiencing cancer and tells stories about how she got into surgery.

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Website: http://www.liz.oriordan.co.uk/

Instagram: @oriordanliz

Twitter: @liz_oriordan

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Supporting Residents with Professor of Ophthalmology Dr. Thomas Oetting

Tue, 07 Feb 2023 10:00:00 -0000

Professor of Ophthalmology Dr. Thomas Oetting, takes the time to share old memories of when Will was in residency, the idea of supporting residents, and his relationship with patients.

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Twitter: @cataractsurgery

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Mr. Beast Eye Opening Q&A

Fri, 03 Feb 2023 18:00:00 -0000

Dr. Glaucomflecken hits your feed with a bonus episode reacting to the latest video from Mr. Beast where he helped 1,000 people get cataract surgeries. He also anwsers some of your most pressing questions about eyes.

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Rural Medicine with Family Medicine Dr. Rose Marie Leslie

Tue, 31 Jan 2023 10:00:00 -0000

Family Medicine Dr. Rose Marie Leslie, takes the time to tell the Glaucomfleckens stories about her experience in rural medicine and time dealing with contentious cardiologists.

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TikTok: DrLeslie

Twitter: @drleslie_MD

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Naked Patients with Emergency Physician Dr. Benjamin Abella

Tue, 24 Jan 2023 10:00:00 -0000

Emergency Physician and CPR Investigator Dr. Benjamin Abella, takes the time to tell the Glaucomfleckens stories about naked patients, fainting residents, and untimely births.

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Twitter: @benjaminabella

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Clumsy Doctor with Pulmonologist Dr. Rana Awdish

Tue, 17 Jan 2023 10:00:00 -0000

Pulmonologist Dr. Rana Awdish, takes the time to teach the Glaucomfleckens that sometimes the scariest thing in medicine can be yourself. The critical care and author extraordinaire regales us with stories of fire alarms, severed fingers, and penises

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Twitter: @ranaawdish

Instagram: @ranaawdish

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Art of Bad News with Oncologist Dr. Don S Dizon

Tue, 10 Jan 2023 10:02:00 -0000

Oncologist Dr. Don Dizon, takes the time to teach the Glaucomfleckens about the right way to share bad news with each other.

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Twitter: @drdonsdizon

Youtube: Dr. Don S Dizon

Instagram: @drdonsdizon

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Ruptured Spleens with Gynecologist Dr. Jen Gunter

Tue, 10 Jan 2023 10:01:00 -0000

Gynecologist Dr. Jen Gunter, takes the time to talk about how she got into medicine due to a skateboarding accident and the similarities between an eye and a vagina with the Glaucomfleckens.

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Twitter: @DrJenGunter

Instagram: @DrJenGunter

Website: https://drjengunter.com/

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Diagnosis Adventures with Dermatologist Dr. Muneeb Shah (DermDoctor)

Tue, 10 Jan 2023 10:00:00 -0000

Dermatologist Dr. Muneeb Shah, better known as the Derm Doctor on Tik Tok, takes the time to talk about the power of social media in medicine, the perfect poop, and every rash under the sun with the Glaucomfleckens.

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TikTok: @DermDoctor

Instagram: @Doctorly

YouTube: @Doctorly

Website: https://www.pcdermatology.com/

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Welcome to the Glauc Flock!

Tue, 13 Dec 2022 03:16:00 -0000

Whether you're a medical marvel or marvel at all things medical - join Will Flanary (aka TikTok's Dr. Glaucomflecken) and Kristin Flanary (aka Lady Glaucomflecken) as they explore the strange, hilarious, and deeply human experience of working in (and making content about) modern medicine.

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