Weirdos en Christy Carlson Romano and Brendan Rooney are in love. They're married. And they're WEIRD AF. You might be thinking, "No, they're not, they're just trying to be cute." Oh yeah? Would a normal person spend their entire life savings on a psychic crystal to attract "true love"? Or smell the food on their fork, right before they're about to take a bite, even in public, every single time? Or keep an ongoing list of every person who has ever wronged them, "just in case"? One's a former child star, which is not a job title but a diagnosis, and the other's a military veteran, who was repeatedly told by superiors that he was "too intense"... for the Marine Corps, which is like being told you're too wet for the ocean. They've spent their whole lives pretending to be normal. This is where they stop. No format, nothing off limits. And for all of you, like us, who've ever felt "different," welcome home. New episodes every week, ya weirdos. https://megaphone.imgix.net/podcasts/ca6c0fb2-a1b8-11f1-8afd-2348ed1a784f/image/4b6828b4bf16ed4722ba4e003213dc2a.jpg?ixlib=rails-4.3.1&max-w=3000&max-h=3000&fit=crop&auto=format,compress Weirdos yes episodic 126935 Christy Carlson Romano & Brendan Rooney Christy Carlson Romano and Brendan Rooney are in love. They're married. And they're WEIRD AF. You might be thinking, "No, they're not, they're just trying to be cute." Oh yeah? Would a normal person spend their entire life savings on a psychic crystal to attract "true love"? Or smell the food on their fork, right before they're about to take a bite, even in public, every single time? Or keep an ongoing list of every person who has ever wronged them, "just in case"? One's a former child star, which is not a job title but a diagnosis, and the other's a military veteran, who was repeatedly told by superiors that he was "too intense"... for the Marine Corps, which is like being told you're too wet for the ocean. They've spent their whole lives pretending to be normal. This is where they stop. No format, nothing off limits. And for all of you, like us, who've ever felt "different," welcome home. New episodes every week, ya weirdos. Christy Carlson Romano and Brendan Rooney are in love. They're married. And they're WEIRD AF. You might be thinking, "No, they're not, they're just trying to be cute." Oh yeah? Would a normal person spend their entire life savings on a psychic crystal to attract "true love"? Or smell the food on their fork, right before they're about to take a bite, even in public, every single time? Or keep an ongoing list of every person who has ever wronged them, "just in case"?

One's a former child star, which is not a job title but a diagnosis, and the other's a military veteran, who was repeatedly told by superiors that he was "too intense"... for the Marine Corps, which is like being told you're too wet for the ocean. They've spent their whole lives pretending to be normal. This is where they stop. No format, nothing off limits. And for all of you, like us, who've ever felt "different," welcome home.

New episodes every week, ya weirdos.

]]> Christy Carlson Romano & Brendan Rooney ellie.andrews@podiumnetwork.co 3 - Pet Bricks, Crabnappers & Christy's Replica Head on eBay Weirdos #3 comes to you live from bed. Christy and Brendan report on a week where the news is weird, the crab is stolen, and a stranger on eBay owns a cast of Christy's severed head. This week: a mafia-themed charity party with real armed guards checking under the cars, a 12-hour UT football day that Brendan is still recovering from, and a kids' Halloween party outfit that made every husband in the room very uncomfortable. Then the comedy show line from hell, an Uber driver's AI techno playlist that should be studied by scientists, and the time Brendan drove for Uber and his very first passenger was Kanye West. Christy brings the weird news: 3,000 pounds of snow crab stolen out of a truck, a Florida man who drove to the police station on his rims, China's pet brick trend, a man who swallowed $760,000 in Tiffany earrings, and a cop who moved into a dead man's house to "prevent squatters." Plus Rose, Bud, Thorn and a guided meditation for anyone stuck behind a slow driver. 00:00 Weirdos From Bed 01:20 Brendan's Sleep Score (Dead Battery) 02:28 The Mafia Party With Armed Guards 05:17 12 Hours at a UT Football Game 08:22 The Kids' Halloween Party Outfit 11:25 Sugar, the Other White Powder 12:17 The Worst Comedy Show Line Ever 13:19 The Uber Driver's AI Slop Playlist 16:02 Brendan's First Uber Passenger Was Kanye 17:52 Three Lines, One Yondr Bag and an Undercover Cop 24:08 Who Produced DMX's Barks? 26:19 Is Bacon Breakfast or Lunch? 29:16 Our First (Terrible) Jingle 29:53 Christy's Severed Head Is on eBay 32:46 Brendan Quits the News 34:08 Weird News: 3,000 Pounds of Stolen Snow Crab 37:03 Florida Man Drives to the Police on His Rims 38:01 Brendan's Pre-Marines Rim Ride 39:31 China's Pet Brick Trend 41:06 The Man Who Swallowed $760K in Tiffany Earrings 44:12 The Cop Who Moved Into a Dead Man's House 48:05 Why the Orlando Airport Is Like This 50:31 Rose, Bud, Thorn 52:34 A Meditation for Slow Drivers Watch on Spotify! Read and subscribe on Christy's Substack, where every Weirdos episode lives alongside Christy's stories, essays and updates: https://christycarlsonromano.substack.com/s/weirdos New episodes every Tuesday on YouTube and wherever you get podcasts. Follow the show on Instagram: @weirdospod #Weirdos #WeirdosPodcast #ChristyCarlsonRomano #ComedyPodcast #CouplesPodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Tue, 03 Nov 2026 14:00:00 -0000 full Christy Carlson Romano & Brendan Rooney Weirdos #3 comes to you live from bed. Christy and Brendan report on a week where the news is weird, the crab is stolen, and a stranger on eBay owns a cast of Christy's severed head. This week: a mafia-themed charity party with real armed guards checking under the cars, a 12-hour UT football day that Brendan is still recovering from, and a kids' Halloween party outfit that made every husband in the room very uncomfortable. Then the comedy show line from hell, an Uber driver's AI techno playlist that should be studied by scientists, and the time Brendan drove for Uber and his very first passenger was Kanye West. Christy brings the weird news: 3,000 pounds of snow crab stolen out of a truck, a Florida man who drove to the police station on his rims, China's pet brick trend, a man who swallowed $760,000 in Tiffany earrings, and a cop who moved into a dead man's house to "prevent squatters." Plus Rose, Bud, Thorn and a guided meditation for anyone stuck behind a slow driver. 00:00 Weirdos From Bed 01:20 Brendan's Sleep Score (Dead Battery) 02:28 The Mafia Party With Armed Guards 05:17 12 Hours at a UT Football Game 08:22 The Kids' Halloween Party Outfit 11:25 Sugar, the Other White Powder 12:17 The Worst Comedy Show Line Ever 13:19 The Uber Driver's AI Slop Playlist 16:02 Brendan's First Uber Passenger Was Kanye 17:52 Three Lines, One Yondr Bag and an Undercover Cop 24:08 Who Produced DMX's Barks? 26:19 Is Bacon Breakfast or Lunch? 29:16 Our First (Terrible) Jingle 29:53 Christy's Severed Head Is on eBay 32:46 Brendan Quits the News 34:08 Weird News: 3,000 Pounds of Stolen Snow Crab 37:03 Florida Man Drives to the Police on His Rims 38:01 Brendan's Pre-Marines Rim Ride 39:31 China's Pet Brick Trend 41:06 The Man Who Swallowed $760K in Tiffany Earrings 44:12 The Cop Who Moved Into a Dead Man's House 48:05 Why the Orlando Airport Is Like This 50:31 Rose, Bud, Thorn 52:34 A Meditation for Slow Drivers Watch on Spotify! Read and subscribe on Christy's Substack, where every Weirdos episode lives alongside Christy's stories, essays and updates: https://christycarlsonromano.substack.com/s/weirdos New episodes every Tuesday on YouTube and wherever you get podcasts. Follow the show on Instagram: @weirdospod #Weirdos #WeirdosPodcast #ChristyCarlsonRomano #ComedyPodcast #CouplesPodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Weirdos #3 comes to you live from bed. Christy and Brendan report on a week where the news is weird, the crab is stolen, and a stranger on eBay owns a cast of Christy's severed head.


This week: a mafia-themed charity party with real armed guards checking under the cars, a 12-hour UT football day that Brendan is still recovering from, and a kids' Halloween party outfit that made every husband in the room very uncomfortable. Then the comedy show line from hell, an Uber driver's AI techno playlist that should be studied by scientists, and the time Brendan drove for Uber and his very first passenger was Kanye West. Christy brings the weird news: 3,000 pounds of snow crab stolen out of a truck, a Florida man who drove to the police station on his rims, China's pet brick trend, a man who swallowed $760,000 in Tiffany earrings, and a cop who moved into a dead man's house to "prevent squatters." Plus Rose, Bud, Thorn and a guided meditation for anyone stuck behind a slow driver.


00:00 Weirdos From Bed

01:20 Brendan's Sleep Score (Dead Battery)

02:28 The Mafia Party With Armed Guards

05:17 12 Hours at a UT Football Game

08:22 The Kids' Halloween Party Outfit

11:25 Sugar, the Other White Powder

12:17 The Worst Comedy Show Line Ever

13:19 The Uber Driver's AI Slop Playlist

16:02 Brendan's First Uber Passenger Was Kanye

17:52 Three Lines, One Yondr Bag and an Undercover Cop

24:08 Who Produced DMX's Barks?

26:19 Is Bacon Breakfast or Lunch?

29:16 Our First (Terrible) Jingle

29:53 Christy's Severed Head Is on eBay

32:46 Brendan Quits the News

34:08 Weird News: 3,000 Pounds of Stolen Snow Crab

37:03 Florida Man Drives to the Police on His Rims

38:01 Brendan's Pre-Marines Rim Ride

39:31 China's Pet Brick Trend

41:06 The Man Who Swallowed $760K in Tiffany Earrings

44:12 The Cop Who Moved Into a Dead Man's House

48:05 Why the Orlando Airport Is Like This

50:31 Rose, Bud, Thorn

52:34 A Meditation for Slow Drivers


Watch on Spotify!


Read and subscribe on Christy's Substack, where every Weirdos episode lives alongside Christy's stories, essays and updates: https://christycarlsonromano.substack.com/s/weirdos


New episodes every Tuesday on YouTube and wherever you get podcasts.

Follow the show on Instagram: @weirdospod


#Weirdos #WeirdosPodcast #ChristyCarlsonRomano #ComedyPodcast #CouplesPodcast


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]]> 3219 2 - Fed Ex Zombies, In-N-Out Dealers & Psychic Coyotes A spider spent the whole episode trying to climb into Brendan's ketchup costume. It almost made it. Welcome back to Weirdos with Christy Carlson Romano and Brendan Rooney. We're married, we're business partners, and this week we're sitting on our front stoop dressed as ketchup and mustard for no reason at all. This week, in a Brendetta, the young workers at Federal Express just stare at Brendan like zombies. Somebody is dealing In-N-Out on Facebook Marketplace, and we settle In-N-Out vs. Whataburger (sorry, Texas). Brendan explains how coyotes talk to each other psychically. A woman steals a 12-foot skeleton from Home Depot right next door to the police station, and the cops track her down with a drone. Maine holds a wife carrying championship, a 99-year-old wing walker breaks the record and her 97-year-old rival wants revenge, and in another Brendetta, cyclists crawl down the middle of the road at five miles an hour and get Queen blasted at them. New episodes every Tuesday. Subscribe and turn on notifications, you weirdos. 0:00 Ketchup and mustard on the stoop 2:43 What Brendan misses about the Marines 6:38 Brendetta: LeBron haters 13:21 Brendetta: Fed Ex zombies 19:30 Garden State and elder millennials 21:16 The spider arrives 22:38 Brendetta: cyclists 24:17 Pumpkin patch and the Texas corn maze 27:17 Christy's weird secret 28:17 Psychic coyotes in Central Park 31:08 Harry Potter, Twilight and fandoms 35:23 Weird news: wife carrying in Maine 39:49 The Home Depot skeleton heist 42:17 Petty Betty, the 99-year-old wing walker 44:21 Mystery object in a Minnesota cornfield 47:13 In-N-Out dealers and Whataburger 50:27 Texas Man and the banana 52:49 Paris celebrates not getting married 53:57 Not a Wedding Crasher 57:16 Brendan needs to do something weird Join Christy on Substack. It's free. Every week Christy sends a letter for millennials trying to hold it all together: identity, beauty, burnout, healing, marriage, motherhood, attempted adulthood, the things she actually uses, and all the intrusive thoughts in between. No ads and no algorithm, just honest, funny, slightly feral writing that lands in your inbox. Recent letters cover the loneliness epidemic, what nobody tells you about writing a memoir, and what it costs women to build something in public. Every Weirdos episode is posted there too, so you can watch the full show and read along in one place. Come for the weirdness. Stay to see how much weirder it gets. Subscribe: https://christycarlsonromano.substack.com Watch Weirdos on Substack: https://christycarlsonromano.substack.com/s/weirdos Christy's book, Once Upon a Trainwreck, is out now: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0GPK49FBV/ Listen on Apple Podcasts, Spotify and everywhere you get podcasts Follow @weirdospod on Instagram Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Tue, 27 Oct 2026 13:00:00 -0000 full Christy Carlson Romano & Brendan Rooney A spider spent the whole episode trying to climb into Brendan's ketchup costume. It almost made it. Welcome back to Weirdos with Christy Carlson Romano and Brendan Rooney. We're married, we're business partners, and this week we're sitting on our front stoop dressed as ketchup and mustard for no reason at all. This week, in a Brendetta, the young workers at Federal Express just stare at Brendan like zombies. Somebody is dealing In-N-Out on Facebook Marketplace, and we settle In-N-Out vs. Whataburger (sorry, Texas). Brendan explains how coyotes talk to each other psychically. A woman steals a 12-foot skeleton from Home Depot right next door to the police station, and the cops track her down with a drone. Maine holds a wife carrying championship, a 99-year-old wing walker breaks the record and her 97-year-old rival wants revenge, and in another Brendetta, cyclists crawl down the middle of the road at five miles an hour and get Queen blasted at them. New episodes every Tuesday. Subscribe and turn on notifications, you weirdos. 0:00 Ketchup and mustard on the stoop 2:43 What Brendan misses about the Marines 6:38 Brendetta: LeBron haters 13:21 Brendetta: Fed Ex zombies 19:30 Garden State and elder millennials 21:16 The spider arrives 22:38 Brendetta: cyclists 24:17 Pumpkin patch and the Texas corn maze 27:17 Christy's weird secret 28:17 Psychic coyotes in Central Park 31:08 Harry Potter, Twilight and fandoms 35:23 Weird news: wife carrying in Maine 39:49 The Home Depot skeleton heist 42:17 Petty Betty, the 99-year-old wing walker 44:21 Mystery object in a Minnesota cornfield 47:13 In-N-Out dealers and Whataburger 50:27 Texas Man and the banana 52:49 Paris celebrates not getting married 53:57 Not a Wedding Crasher 57:16 Brendan needs to do something weird Join Christy on Substack. It's free. Every week Christy sends a letter for millennials trying to hold it all together: identity, beauty, burnout, healing, marriage, motherhood, attempted adulthood, the things she actually uses, and all the intrusive thoughts in between. No ads and no algorithm, just honest, funny, slightly feral writing that lands in your inbox. Recent letters cover the loneliness epidemic, what nobody tells you about writing a memoir, and what it costs women to build something in public. Every Weirdos episode is posted there too, so you can watch the full show and read along in one place. Come for the weirdness. Stay to see how much weirder it gets. Subscribe: https://christycarlsonromano.substack.com Watch Weirdos on Substack: https://christycarlsonromano.substack.com/s/weirdos Christy's book, Once Upon a Trainwreck, is out now: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0GPK49FBV/ Listen on Apple Podcasts, Spotify and everywhere you get podcasts Follow @weirdospod on Instagram Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices A spider spent the whole episode trying to climb into Brendan's ketchup costume. It almost made it.

Welcome back to Weirdos with Christy Carlson Romano and Brendan Rooney. We're married, we're business partners, and this week we're sitting on our front stoop dressed as ketchup and mustard for no reason at all.


This week, in a Brendetta, the young workers at Federal Express just stare at Brendan like zombies. Somebody is dealing In-N-Out on Facebook Marketplace, and we settle In-N-Out vs. Whataburger (sorry, Texas). Brendan explains how coyotes talk to each other psychically. A woman steals a 12-foot skeleton from Home Depot right next door to the police station, and the cops track her down with a drone. Maine holds a wife carrying championship, a 99-year-old wing walker breaks the record and her 97-year-old rival wants revenge, and in another Brendetta, cyclists crawl down the middle of the road at five miles an hour and get Queen blasted at them.

New episodes every Tuesday. Subscribe and turn on notifications, you weirdos.


0:00 Ketchup and mustard on the stoop

2:43 What Brendan misses about the Marines

6:38 Brendetta: LeBron haters

13:21 Brendetta: Fed Ex zombies

19:30 Garden State and elder millennials

21:16 The spider arrives

22:38 Brendetta: cyclists

24:17 Pumpkin patch and the Texas corn maze

27:17 Christy's weird secret

28:17 Psychic coyotes in Central Park

31:08 Harry Potter, Twilight and fandoms

35:23 Weird news: wife carrying in Maine

39:49 The Home Depot skeleton heist

42:17 Petty Betty, the 99-year-old wing walker

44:21 Mystery object in a Minnesota cornfield

47:13 In-N-Out dealers and Whataburger

50:27 Texas Man and the banana

52:49 Paris celebrates not getting married

53:57 Not a Wedding Crasher

57:16 Brendan needs to do something weird


Join Christy on Substack. It's free.

Every week Christy sends a letter for millennials trying to hold it all together: identity, beauty, burnout, healing, marriage, motherhood, attempted adulthood, the things she actually uses, and all the intrusive thoughts in between. No ads and no algorithm, just honest, funny, slightly feral writing that lands in your inbox. Recent letters cover the loneliness epidemic, what nobody tells you about writing a memoir, and what it costs women to build something in public. Every Weirdos episode is posted there too, so you can watch the full show and read along in one place. Come for the weirdness. Stay to see how much weirder it gets.

Subscribe: https://christycarlsonromano.substack.com

Watch Weirdos on Substack: https://christycarlsonromano.substack.com/s/weirdos


Christy's book, Once Upon a Trainwreck, is out now: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0GPK49FBV/


Listen on Apple Podcasts, Spotify and everywhere you get podcasts


Follow @weirdospod on Instagram

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

]]> 3615 1 - Irish Goodbyes, Naked Florida Art, and Roasting a Freshman’s Face A college freshman told Brendan his car was hideous. Brendan did not take the high road. Welcome to the first episode of Weirdos with Christy Carlson Romano and Brendan Rooney. We’re married, we’re business partners, and this week we’re in a hot tub wearing shirts so YouTube doesn’t flag us. This week we settle whether it’s “cuss” or “curse” (and who on earth says “swear”). Florida Man gets caught naked in a park and tells the cops it’s an art exhibit, then changes his story. Brendan explains why he has to fall asleep with the TV on. He also makes the case for the Irish goodbye. And in a Brendetta, a stranger insults his car and gets “so is your face.” New episodes every Tuesday. Subscribe and turn on notifications, you weirdos. Christy’s book, Once Upon a Trainwreck, is out now: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0GPK49FBV/ Follow @weirdospod on Instagram Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Tue, 20 Oct 2026 16:51:00 -0000 full Christy Carlson Romano & Brendan Rooney A college freshman told Brendan his car was hideous. Brendan did not take the high road. Welcome to the first episode of Weirdos with Christy Carlson Romano and Brendan Rooney. We’re married, we’re business partners, and this week we’re in a hot tub wearing shirts so YouTube doesn’t flag us. This week we settle whether it’s “cuss” or “curse” (and who on earth says “swear”). Florida Man gets caught naked in a park and tells the cops it’s an art exhibit, then changes his story. Brendan explains why he has to fall asleep with the TV on. He also makes the case for the Irish goodbye. And in a Brendetta, a stranger insults his car and gets “so is your face.” New episodes every Tuesday. Subscribe and turn on notifications, you weirdos. Christy’s book, Once Upon a Trainwreck, is out now: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0GPK49FBV/ Follow @weirdospod on Instagram Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices A college freshman told Brendan his car was hideous. Brendan did not take the high road.

Welcome to the first episode of Weirdos with Christy Carlson Romano and Brendan Rooney. We’re married, we’re business partners, and this week we’re in a hot tub wearing shirts so YouTube doesn’t flag us.

This week we settle whether it’s “cuss” or “curse” (and who on earth says “swear”). Florida Man gets caught naked in a park and tells the cops it’s an art exhibit, then changes his story. Brendan explains why he has to fall asleep with the TV on. He also makes the case for the Irish goodbye. And in a Brendetta, a stranger insults his car and gets “so is your face.”

New episodes every Tuesday. Subscribe and turn on notifications, you weirdos.

Christy’s book, Once Upon a Trainwreck, is out now: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0GPK49FBV/

Follow @weirdospod on Instagram

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

]]> 3436 yes WEIRDOS Trailer WEIRDOS is a new weekly podcast from me, Christy Carlson Romano, and my husband, resident nut, Brendan Rooney. No filter, no idea what we’re doing. Just the two of us saying the things most couples only say in the car on the way home from a party. This week we getin a hot tub with two microphones and zero plan. Somehow it turned into a Titanic reenactment, a very romantic puddle, and Brendan begging me to never speak again. If you get it, you get it. If you don’t, you don’t. 🎙️ The first episode drops TOMORROW, Tuesday, October 20 at 9AM ET, right here on this channel and everywhere you get podcasts. 📅 New episodes every Tuesday. Subscribe and hit the bell so you don’t miss it. Follow the show on Instagram: @weirdospod #Weirdos #WeirdosPodcast #ChristyCarlsonRomano #ComedyPodcast #CouplesPodcast #NewPodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Mon, 19 Oct 2026 23:41:00 -0000 trailer Christy Carlson Romano & Brendan Rooney WEIRDOS is a new weekly podcast from me, Christy Carlson Romano, and my husband, resident nut, Brendan Rooney. No filter, no idea what we’re doing. Just the two of us saying the things most couples only say in the car on the way home from a party. This week we getin a hot tub with two microphones and zero plan. Somehow it turned into a Titanic reenactment, a very romantic puddle, and Brendan begging me to never speak again. If you get it, you get it. If you don’t, you don’t. 🎙️ The first episode drops TOMORROW, Tuesday, October 20 at 9AM ET, right here on this channel and everywhere you get podcasts. 📅 New episodes every Tuesday. Subscribe and hit the bell so you don’t miss it. Follow the show on Instagram: @weirdospod #Weirdos #WeirdosPodcast #ChristyCarlsonRomano #ComedyPodcast #CouplesPodcast #NewPodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices WEIRDOS is a new weekly podcast from me, Christy Carlson Romano, and my husband, resident nut, Brendan Rooney. No filter, no idea what we’re doing. Just the two of us saying the things most couples only say in the car on the way home from a party. This week we getin a hot tub with two microphones and zero plan. Somehow it turned into a Titanic reenactment, a very romantic puddle, and Brendan begging me to never speak again. If you get it, you get it. If you don’t, you don’t. 🎙️ The first episode drops TOMORROW, Tuesday, October 20 at 9AM ET, right here on this channel and everywhere you get podcasts. 📅 New episodes every Tuesday. Subscribe and hit the bell so you don’t miss it. Follow the show on Instagram: @weirdospod #Weirdos #WeirdosPodcast #ChristyCarlsonRomano #ComedyPodcast #CouplesPodcast #NewPodcast

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