Random Number Generator Horror Podcast No. 9

Everytime We Meet for Ice Cream Your Whole F*cking Face Explodes (2024) / All My Friends (2025) / Forklift Driver Klaus (2000) / Box Fort (2020) / The Oldest View Part 3 (2023)

Shorts Playlist

Special Guest: Sarah Maria Griffin

Approachability: Varies: a couple silly/bloody and a couple creepy/suspenseful

Content Warnings: Blood/gore; Creepy faces/images; Jump scares; Strobe effects

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313 - The Lords of Salem (2013)

Tue, 10 Mar 2026 04:00:00 -0000

Hold my cigarette.

The most cursed song: Pluffnub's version of The Spice Girls' "Wannabe"

Approachability: 6/10 (Gory but arty movie that’s more vibes than scares.)

Content Warnings: Noisy Jump scares; Sexual assault; Blood/gore; Witch burnings

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Playlist for Friday the 13th

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312 - Happy Death Day (2017)

Tue, 03 Mar 2026 05:00:00 -0000

Is that chocolate milk, Becky?

Recipe for the unholy Bacon Snack Bars

Approachability: 8/10 (Bloodless horror/whodunit/dark comedy)

Content Warnings: Jump scares; Creepy masked killer

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311 - When Evil Lurks (2023)

Tue, 24 Feb 2026 05:00:00 -0000

Who's a good boy?

Approachability: 1/10 (Super gory, scary, and sad. It goes there and beyond)

Content Warnings: Blood/gore; Jump scares; Child death; Suicide; Animal death

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310 - La Llorona (2019)

Tue, 17 Feb 2026 05:00:00 -0000

Eventually, the bill comes due

Lena Pott's Magic Mike XXL essay

Approachability: 7/10 (Child murder; Genocide; Anti-indigenous racism)

Content Warnings: Slow burn bottle movie where the ghosts are less scary than the people

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309 - La cabina (1972) & other horror shorts

Fri, 13 Feb 2026 05:00:00 -0000

Suspense (1913) / EYE SCREAM (2023) / The Moths Will Eat Them Up (2025) / Fist of Jesus (2012) / Cargo (2013) / La cabina (1972)

Approachability: varies (Variety of shorts, mostly mild scares with one comedic gore fest)

Content Warnings: Blood/gore; Stalking; Suicide

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308 - Ghostwatch (1992)

Tue, 10 Feb 2026 05:00:00 -0000

I'm sorry. Did you say "glory hole?"

Approachability: 6/10 (Slow burn haunted house story that has a tense final act)

Content Warnings: Creepy imagery; Jump scares; Child sexual assault; Transphobic plot point

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Short Films Playlist for this Friday the 13th

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307 - The Prophecy (1995)

Tue, 03 Feb 2026 05:00:00 -0000

Angels smell like ham.

Approachability: 7/10 (Bloody but not scary; Fits noir-thriller, not religious-horror)

Content Warnings: Blood/gore; Imagery that hints at suicide and

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306 - The Walking Dead (2010)

Tue, 27 Jan 2026 05:00:00 -0000

What if primetime soap… but with zombies?

Approachability: 5/10 (Smart zombie drama with lots of gore)

Content Warnings: Child death; Blood/gore; White Supremacy; Domestic Violence; Suicide; Jump scares/Tension

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305 - The Swarm (1978)

Tue, 20 Jan 2026 05:00:00 -0000

What are we even doing?

Approachability: 10/10 (Too silly to be scary)

Content Warnings: Bees; child death

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304 - The Wolf Man (1941)

Tue, 13 Jan 2026 05:00:00 -0000

So THIS is how werewolf work

Approachability: 9/10 (Pretty mild horror by today's standards)

Content Warnings: Animal death

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303 - Opera (1987)

Tue, 06 Jan 2026 05:00:00 -0000

That is not at all how anything works.

Approachability: 4/10 (Stylized (i.e. very Italian) and super-violent slasher/thriller)

Content Warnings: Excessive blood/violence; Jump scares; Sexual assault; Animal harm

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302 - Alien (1979)

Tue, 30 Dec 2025 05:00:00 -0000

You always save the cat

Approachability: 6/10 (Scary more than bloody… except that one scene, of course)

Content Warnings: Blood/gore; Strobe Effects; Jump scares

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301 - Night of the Bloody Apes (1969)

Tue, 23 Dec 2025 05:00:00 -0000

Prepare the gorilla!

Approachability: 4/10 (Grotesque & cynical B-movie w/some unintentional hilarity)

Content Warnings: Violent Sexual Assault; Animal harm/death; Graphic surgery; Blood/gore

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300 - Speak No Evil (2022)

Tue, 16 Dec 2025 05:00:00 -0000

Don't talk to anyone you meet on vacation

Approachability: 4/10 (Tense & disturbing psych horror)

Content Warnings: Child death; Blood/gore

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299 - The Mephisto Waltz (1971)

Tue, 09 Dec 2025 05:00:00 -0000

Lucifer is gonna win the Chopin Competition this year

Aretha Franklin singing "Nessun Dorma"

Approachability: 8/10 (Standard 70s-style Satanic ritual fare)

Content Warnings: Suicide; Child death; Sexual Assault; Incest

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298 - Puppet Master III: Toulon's Revenge (1991)

Tue, 02 Dec 2025 05:00:00 -0000

Sentient puppets kiling Nazis? 5 stars. No notes

Approachability: 7/10 (Goofy killer puppet movie, but the puppets are good)

Content Warnings: Blood/gore; Nazis; Suicide

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297 - Flesh for Frankenstein (1973)

Tue, 25 Nov 2025 05:00:00 -0000

Good and normal kids learn about science (and RIP Udo Kier)

References: Patrick Stewart's Quadruple Take masterclass

Approachability: 7/10 (Campy and grotesque art-house horror)

Content Warnings: Sexual assault; Blood/gore; Spider

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296 - Tales from the Hood (1995)

Tue, 18 Nov 2025 05:00:00 -0000

Welcome to hell, motherfuckers

Approachability: 6/10 (The horror elements are simple enough; But the real scares are all too real (and very intense).)

Content Warnings: Strobe effects; Racial violence (incl real photos/footage); Spousal and child abuse; Blood/gore; Jump scares

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295 - Ghoulies (1985)

Tue, 11 Nov 2025 05:00:00 -0000

What - and I mean this respectfully - what is a ghoulie, exactly?

Approachability: 7/10 (Gloopy/gloppy and very schlocky, but mostly silly)

Content Warnings: Blood/Gore; Jump scares; Clowns

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294 - The Amityville Horror (1979)

Tue, 04 Nov 2025 05:00:00 -0000

aka The Amityville Economic Anxiety

Approachability: 8/10 (Made-for-TV-level scares/gore)

Content Warnings: Blood/violence; Jump scares; Closeups of flies

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293 - Jack Stauber's OPAL (2020) & other horror shorts

Fri, 31 Oct 2025 04:00:00 -0000

Floor 9.5 (2018) / Souls of Totality (2019) / My house walk-through (2016) / You Are On The Fastest Available Route (2017) / Don't Feed Them (2023) / Jack Stauber's OPAL (2020)

Playlist of these horror shorts

Approachability: (minimal violence in this collection; mostly disturbing)

Content Warnings: Jump scares; Cult; General creepyness

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292 - Medium (1985)

Tue, 28 Oct 2025 04:00:00 -0000

Kids these days and their psychic shenanigans

Approachability: 9/10 (Twisted psychological thriller/mystery)

Content Warnings: Nazis

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291 - Tetsuo: The Iron Man (1989)

Tue, 21 Oct 2025 04:00:00 -0000

Franz Kafka's Starlight Express

Approachability: 4/10 (Horror-wise, if you can handle Eraserhead, you got this.)

Content Warnings: Body horror; Violent sexual assault; Animal death; Shaky camera

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290 - Bram Stoker's Dracula (1992) w/Symphony Sanders

Tue, 14 Oct 2025 04:00:00 -0000

Horny vampires and nonspecific accents galore

Special Guest: Symphony Sanders

Approachability: 7/10 (Bloody Hollywood epic; Not scary so much as monster-y)

Content Warnings: Blood/gore; Suicide; Child death; Animal death; Jump scares

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289 - Slumber Party Massacre 2 (1987)

Tue, 07 Oct 2025 04:00:00 -0000

Danny Zuko: Driller Killer

Approachability: 6/10 (Campy, not scary, but still gory)

Content Warnings: Blood/gore; Jump scares; Sexual assault

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288 - Saint Maud (2020)

Tue, 30 Sep 2025 12:52:00 -0000

I hope you dance.

Approachability: 7/10 (Arthouse psychological thriller with strong horror elements)

Content Warnings: Blood/gore; Rape; Vomit; Religious self-harm; Suicide; Depression

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287 - The Faculty (1998)

Tue, 23 Sep 2025 04:00:00 -0000

Weirdest episode of Friday Night Lights ever

Approachability: 6/10 (More action/comedy violent than horror violent, but it lands some scares)

Content Warnings: Jump scares; Blood/gore; Animal death

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286 - Basket Case 2 (1990)

Tue, 16 Sep 2025 04:00:00 -0000

Murder monsters are woke now

Approachability: 6/10 (Schlocky and gory (on a Garbage Pail Kids level), and surprisingly sweet)

Content Warnings: Strobe effect; Body horror; Medical torture; Blood/gore; Jump scares

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285 - Beyond the Black Rainbow (2010)

Tue, 09 Sep 2025 04:00:00 -0000

I hope this glowing pyramid finds you well…

Approachability: 4/10 (Surreal and visual feast; Slow-burn horror, but it gets there)

Content Warnings: Medical Imprisonment; Stalking; Needles; Body horror; Disturbing/surreal imagery; Blood/violence

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284 - Curse of the Demon (1957)

Tue, 02 Sep 2025 04:00:00 -0000

Let's summon the demon Labubu

Approachability: 7/10 (Pulpy classic with plenty of noisy jump scares)

Content Warnings: Jump scares; Suicide; Spooky demon

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283 - The Cabin in the Woods (2012)

Tue, 26 Aug 2025 04:00:00 -0000

The gods are such micromanagers

Approachability: 4/10 (Aggressively bloody and scary meta-comedy)

Content Warnings: Extreme violence; Jump scares

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282 - Dr. Caligari (1989)

Tue, 19 Aug 2025 04:00:00 -0000

Chinchilla chinchilla chinchilla

Approachability: 7/10 (Super-stylized art film with lots of gross body things)

Content Warnings: Body Horror; Sexual assault; Medical experimentation; Gore/Ooze

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281 - Fire in the Sky (1993)

Tue, 12 Aug 2025 04:00:00 -0000

Abduct me, alien daddy

Approachability: 9/10 (Domestic drama/thriller with a Movie-of-the-week aura)

Content Warnings: Medical torture; Body horror; Space goo

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280 - Kuroneko (1968)

Tue, 05 Aug 2025 04:00:00 -0000

The classiest of all streaming cat videos.

Approachability: 9/10 (Classy and spooky movie masterpiece)

Content Warnings: Sexual assault; Blood/violence

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279 - Intruder (1989) w/Iris Explosion

Tue, 29 Jul 2025 04:00:00 -0000

Found another use for the meat saw!

Special Guest: Iris Explosion (Iris is live onstage in Coney Island on Aug 15. Tix/info here)

Approachability: 3/10 (Schlocky/Fun 80s slasher with graphic practical effects)

Content Warnings: Sexual assault/harassment; Blood/Gore

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278 - Matango (1963)

Tue, 22 Jul 2025 04:00:00 -0000

Let's take a trip on Mushroom Island

Approachability: 10/10 (Rubber-suit mushroom monsters versus Gilligan’s Island)

Content Warnings: Threat of sexual assault

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277 - The Substance (2024)

Tue, 15 Jul 2025 04:00:00 -0000

It's time to Pump It Up!

Approachability: 4/10 (Over-the-top body horror satire)

Content Warnings: Body horror; Blood/gore; Lots of needles; Depression

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276 - Magic (1978)

Tue, 08 Jul 2025 04:00:00 -0000

Men will literally become ventriloquists instead of going to therapy

Approachability: 8/10 (Tragic drama with solid horror elements (namely that fucking doll))

Content Warnings: domestic abuse; bloody murder; creepy doll

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275 - The Thing from Another World (1951)

Tue, 01 Jul 2025 04:00:00 -0000

When do we get BRIDE of Frankencarrot?

Approachability: 9/10 (Corny, fun, sci-fi classics)

Content Warnings: Animal death; Jump scares; Strobe effects

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274 - History of the Occult (2020) w/Jonny & Aileen of ¡Uy Que Horror!

Tue, 24 Jun 2025 04:00:00 -0000

Imagine, if you will, a government run by evil people

Special Guests: Jonny & Aileen of ¡Uy Que Horror!

Approachability: 8/10 (Neo-noir journalism thriller with witches)

Content Warnings: Jump scares; Creepy imagery/sounds; Flashing lights

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273 - The Blackcoat's Daughter (2017)

Tue, 17 Jun 2025 04:00:00 -0000

Bad Bunny made me do it.

Approachability: 5/10 (Tense & violent with a slow burn)

Content Warnings: bloody/gore; jump scares; vomit

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272 - Whistle and I'll Come to You (1968) & other horror shorts

Fri, 13 Jun 2025 04:00:00 -0000

The Cat With Hands (2001) / Other Side of the Box (2020) / This House Has People in It (2016) / Still Life (2005) / Whistle and I'll Come to You (1968)

Approachability: (varies)

Content Warnings: Jump scares; Child death; Creepy faces/figures

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271 - Sinners (2025) w/Symphony Sanders

Tue, 10 Jun 2025 13:39:00 -0000

Who invited Mumford & Son to the party?

Special Guest: Symphony Sanders

Approachability: 7/10 ( More dark action film than horror )

Content Warnings: Blood/violence; Animal death; Overt racism/epithets

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270 - The Dead Zone (1983)

Tue, 03 Jun 2025 04:00:00 -0000

Don't forget to vote!

Approachability: 8/10 ( More Shawshank Stephen King than IT Stephen King )

Content Warnings: Sexual Assault/Murder; Blood; Suicide; Child endangerment; Mild jump scares

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269 - Wolf Creek (2005)

Tue, 27 May 2025 04:00:00 -0000

Let's talk about proper car maintenance

Approachability: 1/10 ( Tense, bloody, and torture-y )

Content Warnings: Torture/Sexual Assault; Mutilation; Blood Gore; Homophobic/Misogynist Slurs

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268 - The Ring (2002)

Tue, 20 May 2025 04:00:00 -0000

Throw me down a well, goth mommy!

Approachability: 2/10 ( Pretty disturbing supernatural noir mystery )

Content Warnings: Graphic animal death; Child murder; Jump Scares; Upsetting imagery; Suicide; Child abandonment

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267 - Diabolique (1955)

Tue, 13 May 2025 04:00:00 -0000

Don't tell your friends what you saw.

Approachability: 9/10 (Suspenseful mystery classic with horror elements)

Content Warnings: Domestic abuse/assault; Child abuse

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266 - The Birds (1963)

Tue, 06 May 2025 05:00:00 -0000

Maximum Overdrive, but birds

Approachability: 6/10 ( Tense and occasionally bloody; an all-timer scare in this one, too )

Content Warnings: Stalking; Animal harm; Child harm; Blood/gore

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265 - Black Mirror (2011) - selected episodes

Tue, 29 Apr 2025 02:00:00 -0000

S3E2 "Playtest" / S3E3 "Shut Up and Dance" / S4E5 "Metalhead"

Approachability: 4/10 ( Bleak as hell with lots of blood in these episodes )

Content Warnings: Spiders; Jump scares; Human trafficking; Pedophilia; Blood/gore; Medical imprisonment; Suicide

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264 - In the Mouth of Madness (1995)

Tue, 22 Apr 2025 04:00:00 -0000

Black Lodge noir

Approachability: 4/10 ( Mindf*ck, 90s-style )

Content Warnings: Blood/gore; jump scares; Creepy visuals; Suicide; Strobe effect

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263 - Leprechaun (1993) w/Sarah Maria Griffin

Tue, 15 Apr 2025 04:00:00 -0000

Let's learn about Irish culture

Special Guest: Sarah Maria Griffin

Approachability: 7/10 ( Silly horror comedy with some mild gore )

Content Warnings: Blood/gore; Spider; Jump scares

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262 - Bad Taste (1987)

Tue, 08 Apr 2025 04:00:00 -0000

Dereks don't run

Approachability: 2/10 ( Comedically gory splatter fest )

Content Warnings: Violence/gore

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261 - The Return of the Living Dead (1985)

Tue, 01 Apr 2025 04:00:00 -0000

Send more cops

Approachability: 6/10 ( Spoof-level gory comedy )

Content Warnings: Blood/gore; Jump scares

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260 - Savageland (2015)

Tue, 25 Mar 2025 04:00:00 -0000

Take a picture. It'll last longer.

Approachability: 6/10 (Documentary-style zombie disaster)

Content Warnings: Blood/gore; Racism; Creepy photos; Child/Animal Death

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259 - Baskin (2015)

Tue, 18 Mar 2025 04:00:00 -0000

Hope you're not eating lunch

Approachability: 1/10 (Extreme gore/grotesqueries; Legit scary/disturbing)

Content Warnings: Creepy imagery; Sexual Assault; Torture; Jump scares; Trans-/homophobic language; Blood/Gore; Vomit

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258 - Inferno (1980)

Tue, 11 Mar 2025 04:00:00 -0000

Every New York apartment has its imperfections

Approachability: 4/10 (Argento-level blood/gore/style)

Content Warnings: Jump scares; Stylized blood/gore; Animal cruelty; Animal death;

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257 - American Psycho (2000)

Tue, 04 Mar 2025 05:00:00 -0000

Let's talk Huey Lewis and the News

Approachability: 7/10 (Dark, dry, satirical horror about Reagan-era misogyny & violence)

Content Warnings: Misogynistic violence; Bloody murders; Homophobic slurs.

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256 - The Blob (1988)

Tue, 25 Feb 2025 05:00:00 -0000

Dirtbike Shithead vs The Space Goo

Approachability: 6/10 (Gloopy/gloppy 80s sci-fi horror)

Content Warnings: Blood/Gore; Body horror; Sexual Assault; Child Death; Strobe Effects

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255 - An American Werewolf in London (1981)

Tue, 18 Feb 2025 05:00:00 -0000

Typical American tourists

Approachability: 5/10 (Gory, body horror comedy classic)

Content Warnings: Blood/gore; Jump scares; Body horror; Mass shooting; Suicide ideation; Trans-/Homophobic slurs

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254 - Don't Look Now (1973)

Tue, 11 Feb 2025 05:00:00 -0000

Don't Look Now is a Valentine's Day movie.

Approachability: 8/10 (Classy, classic horror that’s more unsettling than scary.)

Content Warnings: Creepy faces; Child death; Blood

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253 - Underworld (2003)

Tue, 04 Feb 2025 05:00:00 -0000

Vampires versus were-horses

Approachability: 7/10 (Gothy action/fantasy flick with plenty of CGI splatter)

Content Warnings: Blood splatter; Body horror; Gun violence; Jump scares

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252 - Insidious (2011)

Tue, 28 Jan 2025 05:00:00 -0000

Another adorable song ruined by ghosts

Approachability: 6/10 ( Super fun Haunted House/Person story; lots of jumps and creepy specters)

Content Warnings: Jump scares; Creepy faces/specters

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251 - Contagion (2011)

Tue, 21 Jan 2025 05:00:00 -0000

Welp! Let's relive some recent memories.

Approachability: 8/10 ( Pandemic Thriller; not really horror, but still unsettling )

Content Warnings: Pandemic/Quarantine; Child death; Brain surgery

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250 - Prey (2016)

Tue, 14 Jan 2025 04:00:00 -0000

No, not *that* PREY. Nope, not that one either.

Approachability: 5/10 ( Jump scares and CGI gore; but mostly pretty light/silly )

Content Warnings: Blood/Gore; Animal death; Child death

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249 - Kwaidan (1965)

Tue, 07 Jan 2025 05:00:00 -0000

Always keep your promises

Approachability: 9/10 ( Cinematic classic; elegantly haunting, but not bloody or scary )

Content Warnings: Creepy imagery; Blood/violence; Suicide

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248 - Scanners (1981) w/Robin Virginie

Tue, 31 Dec 2024 05:00:00 -0000

Tell me what's on your mind.

Special Guest: Robin Virginie

Approachability: 4/10 ( Very splattery/gory sci-fi thriller )

Content Warnings: Blood/Splatter; Suicide

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247 - Supernatural (2005)

Tue, 24 Dec 2024 05:00:00 -0000

But when do they kiss?

Approachability: 8/10 (Prime-time TV-level horror)

Content Warnings: Blood; Jump scares; Suicide; Demonic imagery; Cannibalism; Sexual Assault

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246 - Dracula (1931) w/Symphony Sanders

Tue, 17 Dec 2024 05:00:00 -0000

Show me the Carfax Abbey

Special Guest: Symphony Sanders

Approachability: 10/10 (Very G-rated by today's standards; but classic spooks and scares)

Content Warnings: General spookiness

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245 - Possibly in Michigan (1983) & other horror shorts

Fri, 13 Dec 2024 05:00:00 -0000

"Sushi Noh" (2024); "Hedgehog in the Fog" (1975); "Storytime" (2024); "No Through Road" (2009); "Possibly in Michigan" (1983)

Approachability: 2 or 9/10 (Hedgehog & Michigan - very approachable if you're horror-squeamish; The others - not as much)

Content Warnings: Blood/gore/violence; Jump scares; Vomit; Creepy faces/figures; Home invasion

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244 - The Devil's Backbone (2001)

Tue, 10 Dec 2024 05:00:00 -0000

🎵 D-E-L-T-O-R-O / Who loves ghosts? It's Guillermo 🎵

Approachability: 8/10 (Lots of blood, but the ghosts are good, if that makes sense)

Content Warnings: Blood/Violence; Child death; Child abuse; Creepy imagery

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243 - The Evil Dead (1981)

Tue, 03 Dec 2024 05:00:00 -0000

Judge *some* books by their covers.

Approachability: 2/10 ( Envelope-pushing (and mostly funny) gore-fest )

Content Warnings: Physically violent Sexual Assault; Blood/gore

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242 - Cemetery Man (1994)

Tue, 26 Nov 2024 05:00:00 -0000

You love this episode? That's 150,000 lira.

Approachability: 6/10 ( Sexy and gory dark comedy )

Content Warnings: Blood/gore; Ableist Caricature; Mass shooting; Mention of Sexual Assault; Mention of Suicide

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241 - Altered States (1980)

Tue, 19 Nov 2024 05:00:00 -0000

Hon, I think this soup's gone bad.

Approachability: 7/10 ( Surreal; trippy. Not scary but some gross bits )

Content Warnings: Blood/gore; Body horror; Graphic animal death

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240 - Piranha 3D (2010)

Tue, 12 Nov 2024 05:00:00 -0000

Gills Gone Wild

Approachability: 2/10 ( Super gory; super silly; Super-filled with boobies )

Content Warnings: Blood/gore; Claustrophobia; Jump scares; Sexual exploitation

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239 - Deep Red (1975)

Tue, 05 Nov 2024 05:00:00 -0000

Be a doll and fetch me that murder victim.

Approachability: 4/10 ( Bloody and stylized giallo w a really freaky doll )

Content Warnings: Blood/Gore; Graphic animal harm; Scary doll; Homophobic tropes

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238 - Too Many Cooks (2014) & other horror shorts

Thu, 31 Oct 2024 04:00:00 -0000

"Slut" (2019); "Home Invasion Help" (2021); "There's a Man in the Woods" (2014); "Tea Time" (2009); "Too Many Cooks" (2014)

Approachability: 6/10 ( Broadly approachable shorts )

Content Warnings: Blood/gore; Creepy imagery; Home invasion

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237 - Seconds (1966)

Tue, 29 Oct 2024 04:00:00 -0000

If you gotta start over, 1960s Malibu in Rock Hudson's body is the way to go

Approachability: 9/10 ( Leans more into tension/thriller than scares/gore )

Content Warnings: Sexual Assault; Up-close surgery; Depression

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236 - The Exorcist III (1990)

Tue, 22 Oct 2024 04:00:00 -0000

Such typical Gemini behavior

Approachability: 3/10 ( Not super graphic but lots of jump scares & creep-factor )

Content Warnings: Jump scares; Suicide; Blood/gore; Strong racist Imagery

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235 - The Sixth Sense (1999)

Tue, 15 Oct 2024 04:00:00 -0000

You see dead people? I see Toni Collette, and only Toni Collette.

Approachability: 8/10 ( Tense scary, not gory; very emotional )

Content Warnings: Suicide; Home invasion; Bullying; Jump scares

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234 - Burst City (1982)

Tue, 08 Oct 2024 13:48:00 -0000

A Hard(core) Day's Night

Approachability: 8/10 ( Wild-ass indie grindhouse musical )

Content Warnings: Violent sexual assault; Sex trafficking; Strobe effects; Shaky cam

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233 - The Vanishing (1988)

Tue, 01 Oct 2024 04:00:00 -0000

Sometimes you just have to let things go.

Approachability: 9/10 ( Classic, tightly-wound thriller )

Content Warnings: Drugging; Kidnapping; Claustrophobia

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232 - Phantasm (1979)

Tue, 24 Sep 2024 04:00:00 -0000

"Spaceballs" would have been an acceptable title, too

Approachability: 6/10 ( Very campy; low budget fun )

Content Warnings: Jumpscares; Blood/gore

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231 - The Witch (2016) w/Janina Matthewson

Tue, 17 Sep 2024 04:00:00 -0000

Girls just wanna have fun

Special Guest: Janina Matthewson

Approachability: 5/10 ( Very intense, but a subtle, slowburn art-house horror )

Content Warnings: Infant death; Animal death; Child abuse; Blood/gore

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230 - The X-Files (2 selected episodes)

Fri, 13 Sep 2024 04:00:00 -0000

"Home" (S4E2) and "The Post Modern Prometheus" (S5E5)

Approachability: 7/10 ( Prime-time TV-level horror )

Content Warnings: Infant death; Blood/gore; Body horror

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229 - Troll Hunter (2010)

Tue, 10 Sep 2024 04:00:00 -0000

Possible prequel to the animated Trolls franchise?

Approachability: 7/10 ( Super fun, and intense, movie about… you guessed it! )

Content Warnings: Found footage shaky-cam; Animal Death; Gore/Body fluids

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228 - The Haunting (1963)

Tue, 03 Sep 2024 04:00:00 -0000

This house needs a full gut reno

Approachability: 7/10 ( Gut-wrenching personal drama wrapped in elegant ghost story )

Content Warnings: Suicide; Dissociation; Family Trauma; Haunted house creepiness

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227 - PussyCake (2021)

Tue, 27 Aug 2024 04:00:00 -0000

Vomiting zombies... Vombies!

Approachability: 3/10 (1% gore; 99% vomit )

Content Warnings: Blood/gore; Vomiting; Domestic Violence

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226 - Terrifier 2 (2022)

Tue, 20 Aug 2024 13:55:00 -0000

Who does this clown think he is?

Approachability: 1/10 (Gratuitously violent, graphic, and vicious)

Content Warnings: Extreme blood/gore; Jump scares; Clowns

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225 - Mute Witness (1995)

Tue, 13 Aug 2024 04:00:00 -0000

Obi-Wan Kenobi: Head of the Russian mafia

Approachability: 6/10 ( Intense thriller w/horror vibes )

Content Warnings: Snuff film; Blood; Police gaslighting; Animal death.

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224 - Christine (1983)

Tue, 06 Aug 2024 14:14:00 -0000

Cruise control, leather seats, and evil spirit come standard

Approachability: 7/10 (Solid horror moods, but not very scary or even bloody)

Content Warnings: Blood; Jump scares; Shitty boyfriend; Shitty parents

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223 - The Exorcist (1973)

Tue, 30 Jul 2024 04:00:00 -0000

Puberty is a pretty rough time.

Approachability: 3/10 ( Wrought possession thriller w strong creepy/gory visuals )

Content Warnings: Blood/Gore; Demonic possession; Medical trauma; Self-mutilation; Jump scares

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222 - Mandy (2018)

Tue, 23 Jul 2024 04:00:00 -0000

Acid trip Kill Bill

Approachability: 2/10 ( Ultraviolent revenge tale )

Content Warnings: Blood/gore; Animal death; Torture; Cult brainwashing

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221 - Society (1989)

Tue, 16 Jul 2024 04:00:00 -0000

Is it cake… or is it shunt

Approachability: 2/10 ( Incredible, bizarre satire that is all kinds of disgusting )

Content Warnings: Body horror; Blood/gore; Incest; Gaslighting

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220 - Blacker than the Night (1975)

Tue, 09 Jul 2024 04:00:00 -0000

Maybe you're just not a cat person.(alt titles Más Negro Que la Noche, Darker Than Night)

Approachability: 8/10 ( Funny, spooky thriller with borderline Giallo/Slasher vibes )

Content Warnings: Jump scares; Spooky haunted house tropes; Pet death

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219 - Hellbound: Hellraiser II (1988)

Tue, 02 Jul 2024 04:00:00 -0000

Sure you like Wordle and Connections, but have you tried Hell Box?

Approachability: 1/10 (Graphic gore, blood, goo, body horror, etc.)

Content Warnings: Graphic blood/gore; Body horror; Medical Institutional horror; Self-harm

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218 - The Lost Boys (1987) w/Symphony Sanders

Tue, 25 Jun 2024 04:00:00 -0000

1980s sax appeal

Special Guest: Symphony Sanders https://twitter.com/SymphonySanders

Approachability: 8/10 (Totally 80s PG-13 horror )

Content Warnings: Mild Blood/gore; Jump scares

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217 - The Last Man on Earth (1964)

Tue, 18 Jun 2024 04:00:00 -0000

Maybe time to check Zillow for a new place to live.

Approachability: 8/10 (Psychological sci-fi drama about depression/loneliness)

Content Warnings: Pandemic Apocalypse; Child death; Dog death; Extreme loss/loneliness/sadness

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216 - Tremors (1990)

Tue, 11 Jun 2024 04:00:00 -0000

Ask your doctor if Graboids are right for you.

Approachability: 8/10 ( Very PG-ish and fun monster movie )

Content Warnings: Some gooey gore; animal death

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215 - Hammer House of Horror (1980)

Tue, 04 Jun 2024 04:00:00 -0000

The time-traveling witch does not like your shower.

Approachability: 9/10 (80s TV-level scares )

Content Warnings: Blood/Gore; Intense fat-shaming; Medical Horror

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214 - The Living Skeleton (1968)

Tue, 28 May 2024 04:00:00 -0000

You're gonna need a spookier boat.

Approachability: 7/10 ( Creepy, noir-style thriller w/ a million twists )

Content Warnings: Suicide; Spooky imagery; Rape revenge narrative; Animal murder.

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213 - Howling II: Your Sister Is a Werewolf (1985)

Tue, 21 May 2024 04:00:00 -0000

You'll never guess what this movie is about.

Approachability: 7/10 (Lots of bloody, gory, and kind of hilarious practical effects)

Content Warnings: Sexual Assault; Blood/gore

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212 - Under the Shadow (2017)

Tue, 14 May 2024 04:00:00 -0000

The blanket monster wants your child.

Approachability: 6/10 (Smart and taut thriller w some solid scares)

Content Warnings: Jump scares; PTSD; Religious misogyny; Gaslighting

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211 - Invasion of the Body Snatchers (1978)

Tue, 07 May 2024 04:00:00 -0000

Stop and kill the flowers.

Approachability: 7/10 ( Sci-Fi thriller classic; More gross than gory w/ decent jump scares )

Content Warnings: Gaslighting; Jump scares; Gross/gooey SFX; Blood/gore

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210 - Cocaine Bear (2023)

Tue, 30 Apr 2024 04:00:00 -0000

You may be wondering exactly what this movie is about…

Approachability: 7/10 ( Real bloody but all in service to comedy )

Content Warnings: Blood/gore; Animal harm; Excessive drug use

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209 - You're Next (2013) w/Juliana Finch

Tue, 23 Apr 2024 04:00:00 -0000

Nice family gets along great.

Approachability: 3/10 ( Violent, scary, funny, creative )

Content Warnings: Blood/Violence; Home invasion; Jump scares

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208 - They Live (1988)

Tue, 16 Apr 2024 04:00:00 -0000

We came here to talk about They Live and chew bubblegum…

Approachability: 9/10 ( Creepy but not graphic. An A-list B-movie. )

Content Warnings: Creepy imagery; Police brutality; Gun violence

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207 - Ju-on: The Grudge (2002)

Tue, 09 Apr 2024 04:00:00 -0000

Looks like someone didn't read the Live Laugh Love sign in the family room…

Approachability: 3/10 ( Scary and unsettling. Lots of visuals to haunt your dreams. )

Content Warnings: Animal/child death; Jump Scares; Creepy faces/imagery; Strong Depression narrative; Extreme high pitch noises

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206 - Slaxx (2020)

Tue, 02 Apr 2024 04:00:00 -0000

This is why I dress like Winnie the Pooh

Approachability: 6/10 ( Over the top agitprop comedy. Gory, not scary )

Content Warnings: Blood/Gore; Child death; Labor exploitation

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205 - Se7en (1995) w/Jonny & Aileen of ¡Uy Que Horror!

Tue, 26 Mar 2024 04:00:00 -0000

Hey, do you think it smells like inthebox around here?

Special Guests: Jonny & Aileen of ¡Uy Que Horror!

Approachability: 3/10 ( Dark, bleak, gross, and creepy )

Content Warnings: Blood/Gore; Jump scares; Graphic rape/torture description; Suicide; Fatphobic, homophobic, ableist slurs; Kevin Spacey

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204 - Dead Snow (2009)

Tue, 19 Mar 2024 04:00:00 -0000

Sometimes you gotta do more than just punch N*zis.

Approachability: 1/10 (Gore fest w plenty of jump scares & creative deaths)

Content Warnings: Jump scares; Blood/gore; Claustrophobia; Animal death

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203 - The Omen (1976)

Tue, 12 Mar 2024 09:06:00 -0000

He's just a brat. Don't lose your head.

Approachability: 7/10 ( A couple of classic horror-y deaths, but pretty campy overall )

Content Warnings: Child death; Suicide; Jump scares; Over the top death scenes

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202 - Pumpkinhead (1988)

Tue, 05 Mar 2024 05:00:00 -0000

Dirtbike shitheads are at it again

Approachability: 5/10 ( Not as gory & we thought; More fairy-tale horror than gloopy/gloppy horror )

Content Warnings: Child death; Jump Scares; Blood/Gore; Suicide; Domestic Abuse

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201 - Duel (1971) w/Chris Brown

Tue, 27 Feb 2024 05:00:00 -0000

Maybe don't buy a Plymouth

Special Guest: Chris Brown

Approachability: 9/10 ( Made-for-TV drama-thriller )

Content Warnings: Road rage tension; jump scares.

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200 - Freaks (1932)

Tue, 20 Feb 2024 05:00:00 -0000

What goes around comes around.

Approachability: 8/10 (Good-hearted (but still exploitative), dark morality tale)

Content Warnings: Ableist caricatures/epithets; body horror

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199 - Terrified (2018) w/Jen Brown

Tue, 13 Feb 2024 05:00:00 -0000

The title is the plot.

Special Guest: Jen Brown

Approachability: 1/10 ( Scary as shit )

Content Warnings: Blood/gore; Jump scares; Child death; Creepy shit; Suicide

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198 - Pearl (2022)

Tue, 06 Feb 2024 05:00:00 -0000

Hollywood's a cutthroat business

Approachability: 6/10 (Bloody and twisted, but super fun )

Content Warnings: Animal death; Jump scares; Blood/gore

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197 - Cloverfield (2008) w/Brie Williams

Tue, 30 Jan 2024 05:00:00 -0000

What if a city… but also a giant monster?

Special Guest Brie Williams

Approachability: 4/10 (Action-packed found-footage with scares and some gore)

Content Warnings: Disturbing disaster footage; Shaky camera; Aggressive spiderlike creatures; Blood/Gore; Jump scares.

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196 - From Dusk Till Dawn (1996) w/Symphony Sanders

Tue, 23 Jan 2024 05:41:00 -0000

Salesman of the Year: Cheech Marin

Special Guest: Symphony Sanders

Approachability: 4/10 (Splattery action/comedy; Not scary, but pretty gross)

Content Warnings: Sexual Assault; Gun Violence; Blood/Gore; Ableist/Racist/Sexist Language

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195 - Dark Waters (1993)

Tue, 16 Jan 2024 05:00:00 -0000

Welcome to Nun Island

Approachability: 3/10 ( The scares are clunky, but it gets gory when it wants )

Content Warnings: Stabby murders; Blood/gore; Animal Cruelty; Body Horror; Creepy kids

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194 - Santa Sangre (1989)

Tue, 09 Jan 2024 05:00:00 -0000

Look, ma! Two hands!

Approachability: 4/10 ( Arty as hell but when it goes Horror it goes Hard )

Content Warnings: Slashery Blood/gore, Animal death, Rape, Suicide, Child abuse

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193 - Serial Mom (1994) w/Julia Schifini

Tue, 02 Jan 2024 05:00:00 -0000

PSA: Always wear your seatbelt!

Special Guest: Julia Schifini

Approachability: 9/10 ( Campy satire; A couple of gory scenes but far more comedy than horror)

Content Warnings: Blood/Gore

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192 - Titane (2021)

Tue, 26 Dec 2023 05:00:00 -0000

This movie is about f*ckin' cars.

Approachability: 2/10 ( Dark, tragic, and Cronenberg-level body horrors )

Content Warnings: Body Horror; Blood/Gore

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191 - The Island of Dr. Moreau (1996)

Tue, 19 Dec 2023 05:00:00 -0000

There's a metaphor in this film somewhere. I'm sure of it.

Approachability: 8/10 ( Way more 90s action/sci-fi than horror )

Content Warnings: Animal harm/death; Blood/gore

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190 - The Masque of the Red Death (1964)

Tue, 12 Dec 2023 05:00:00 -0000

Throw a party worthy of the end of the world

Approachability: 10/10 ( Beautiful and campy and creepy)

Content Warnings: Jump scares; Mild blood; Cruelty

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189 - Carrie (1976)

Tue, 05 Dec 2023 05:00:00 -0000

Are you there, God? It's me, Brian De Palma's male gaze.

Approachability: 4/10 ( Bloody bully-fest )

Content Warnings: Extreme Bullying; Child Abuse; Bloody violence; Animal Death; Description of rape

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188 - Night of the Demons (1988)

Tue, 28 Nov 2023 05:00:00 -0000

Hornt up… for death!

Approachability: 3/10 (Very silly and fun, with tons of gory practical fx)

Content Warnings: Strobe lights; Overt misogyny; Extreme Blood/Gore

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187 - The Invisible Man (2020)

Tue, 21 Nov 2023 05:00:00 -0000

The lesson here is get better friends

Approachability: 2/10 (Relentless stalker horror)

Content Warnings: Abusive relationship; Stalking; Suicide; Gaslighting; Blood/gore

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186 - Valerie and Her Week of Wonders (1970) w/Sarah Maria Griffin

Tue, 14 Nov 2023 05:00:00 -0000

"It's giving Lana-Del-Rey-coquette-Tumblr-girl realness"

Special Guest: Sarah Maria Griffin

Approachability: 8/10 (It's mild, horror-wise, but creepy in every sense of the word)

Content Warnings: Child Sexual assault; Creepy imagery; Animal Death; Actual Animal Harm;

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185 - Pet Sematary (1989)

Tue, 07 Nov 2023 05:00:00 -0000

"Unsafe at Any Speed"

Approachability: 3/10 (When it decides to get graphic, it absolutely does)

Content Warnings: Blood/Gore; Jump scares; Animal death; Suicide; Ableist caricatures; Racist narratives

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184 - Ænigma (1987)

Tue, 31 Oct 2023 04:00:00 -0000

Ever wondered how to get murdered by snails?

Approachability: 7/10 (Someone gory, scary, but ultimately very goofy)

Content Warnings: Blood/Gore; Stalking; Predatory men

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183 - Buffy S4E10: "Hush" (1999) & other horror shorts

Mon, 30 Oct 2023 04:00:00 -0000

Shorts: Buffy S4E10 "Hush" (1999); Unedited Footage of a Bear (2015); Seasons Greetings (2016); Curve (2021); LOCAL58TV “Weather Service” (2017); The Strange Thing About the Johnsons (2011)

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Approachability: ??/10 (Approachability varies here)

Content Warnings: Creepy faces; Jump scares; Doppelganger; Disassociation; Blood/Gore; Incest; Sexual Assault

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182 - As Above So Below (2014)

Tue, 24 Oct 2023 03:59:00 -0000

National Treasure meets DaVinci Code meets Blair Witch

Approachability: 2/10 (Claustrophobic as heck)

Content Warnings: claustrophobia; creepy figures; suicide; jump scares; some blood

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181 - A Quiet Place (2018)

Tue, 17 Oct 2023 04:04:00 -0000

This is why we ended the Space Shuttle program

Approachability: 6/10 (Lots of tension/release; but not very bloody at all)

Content Warnings: Child death; Jump scares; Nail in foot; Some blood/gore

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180 - Lights Out (2013) & other horror shorts

Fri, 13 Oct 2023 04:46:00 -0000

Shorts: Lights Out (2013); Moonstruck (2023); The Ten Steps (2012); Abracitos (2022); Portrait of God (2022); Good Hands (2016); Teaching Jake aout the Camcorder, Jan '97 (2021); Bedfellows (2014); Don't Hug Me I'm Scared (2011)

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Approachability: ??/10 (Approachability varies wildly here)

Content Warnings: Jump scares; Scary faces/figures in dark; Infant death; Blood/Gore

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179 - Demon Seed (1977)

Tue, 10 Oct 2023 04:00:00 -0000

Hey Siri, leave me the fuck alone

Approachability: 8/10 (It's tense, like an artsy thriller, but it pulls its horror punches)

Content Warnings: Sexual & Medical Torture; Imprisonment

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178 - Day of the Dead (1985) w/Alex Steed

Tue, 03 Oct 2023 04:00:00 -0000

Dr Baddoctor versus Capt Evilsoldier!

Special Guest: Alex Steed https://linktr.ee/alexsteed

Approachability: 2/10 (If you can handle lotsa zombie gore, you're good to go on this one)

Content Warnings: Graphic blood/gore; Rape threats; Gun suicide; Racist epithets; In-episode discussions of mass-shootings, Covid-lockdown, & depression

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177 - M (1931)

Tue, 26 Sep 2023 04:00:00 -0000

Expressionistic Germans are at it again.

Approachability: 9/10 (Another b&w classic; A must-watch, but also a good-watch)

Content Warnings: Child predator; 1930s German police

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176 - Onibaba (1964)

Mon, 18 Sep 2023 21:44:00 -0000

A gorgeous PSA about going to Sex Hell

Approachability: 9/10 (Gorgeous b&w classic; Very accessible and well worth your time)

Content Warnings: Dog death; Creepy imagery

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175 - Last Night in Soho (2021)

Tue, 12 Sep 2023 12:29:00 -0000

Are you haunted or do you just need help?

Approachability: 6/10 (Slasher-y stabbings and lots of misogyny)

Content Warnings: Suicide; Pimping/Sexual Intimidation; Creepy Ghosts; Ghost of Deceased Parent; Stalking; Violent Stabbings; Bullying

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174 - The Deep House (2021)

Tue, 05 Sep 2023 04:00:00 -0000

Satan-loving French people are at it again

Approachability: 4/10 (Goes hard into spooky/creepy)

Content Warnings: Jump scares; Creepy imagery; Trapped underwater; Claustrophobia; Haunted House suspense

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173 - Westworld (1973)

Tue, 29 Aug 2023 04:00:00 -0000

“Enjoy your stay. Nothing can go wrong.”

Approachability: 9/10 (PG-Rated level scares/violence)

Content Warnings: Mild blood; Snake attack

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172 - Little Monsters (2019)

Tue, 22 Aug 2023 04:00:00 -0000

If you liked "Go the F*ck to Sleep," have we got a movie for you.

Approachability: 7/10 ( Silly, but way bloodier than you think it's going to be )

Content Warnings: Zombie blood & gore; Vomit

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171 - Dark City (1998)

Tue, 15 Aug 2023 04:00:00 -0000

Those express trains get you every time.

Approachability: 8/10 ( Cool/stylish dystopian sci-fi more than horror )

Content Warnings: Creepy Imagery; Blood/gore; Suicide; Hypodermic Needles

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170 - Def by Temptation (1990) w/Symphony Sanders

Tue, 08 Aug 2023 04:00:00 -0000

This movie brings to mind the old Cameo phrase: "Aowwww"

Special Guest: Symphony Sanders

Approachability: 5/10 ( Very 80s gross-out FX )

Content Warnings: Blood/Gore; AIDS; Sexual Assault

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169 - Perfect Blue (1998) w/Janina Matthewson

Tue, 01 Aug 2023 04:00:00 -0000

Who are you?

Special Guest: Janina Matthewson

Approachability: 3/10 ( Smart, complex film that's very very intense )

Content Warnings: Stalking; Rape; Disassociation; Blood/Gore; Gaslighting

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168 - V/H/S (2012)

Tue, 25 Jul 2023 04:00:00 -0000

Unlock the car door, Chad. Chad! Chad!!!

Approachability: 2/10 ( It has ALL the horror movie bells & whistles )

Content Warnings: Violent sexual assault; Date rape; Gaslighting; Blood/gore; Hand-held/shaky footage throughout; Jump scares

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167 - Species (1995)

Tue, 18 Jul 2023 04:00:00 -0000

What if Alien… but with titties?

Approachability: 3/10 ( Action/Sci-fi more than horror, but still lots of gore & jump scares )

Content Warnings: Body horror; Violent Sexual Assault; Kidnapping/Torture; Blood/Gore; Jump scares

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166 - Dr. Jekyll & Mr. Hyde (1931)

Tue, 11 Jul 2023 04:00:00 -0000

Tonight, on a very special episode of Drink Masters…

Approachability: 7/10 ( Tense scary, not gory scary or jumpy scary. )

Content Warnings: Sexual Assault; Domestic violence; Racist caricature

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165 - Them! (1954) w/Andrew Scahill

Tue, 04 Jul 2023 04:00:00 -0000

They are not communists or immigrants. They are ants. That's all.

Special Guest: Andrew Scahill

Approachability: 9/10 ( Papier mache ants! )

Content Warnings: Giant Bugs; Creepy kid; Jump scares

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164 - V: The Original Miniseries (1983)

Tue, 27 Jun 2023 04:00:00 -0000

I wish I loved anything as much as Diana loves eating guinea pigs

Approachability: 8/10 ( Soap opera-level horror; Silly and fun)

Content Warnings: TV level of blood/gore; Lizard people; Prisoner (sexual) abuse; Suicide

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163 - Rabid (1977)

Tue, 20 Jun 2023 04:00:00 -0000

If you outlaw armpit pincers, only outlaws will have armpit pincers

Approachability: 3/10 ( Mostly sick and sometimes silly zombie body horror )

Content Warnings: Blood/gore; Body horror; Sexual assault; Infant death

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162 - Häxan (1922)

Tue, 13 Jun 2023 04:00:00 -0000

A how-to on churning butter and milking your axe handle

Approachability: 7/10 ( Not scary, more disturbing, like a tour of a torture museum )

Content Warnings: Medieval torture; Witch burnings; Elder Abuse; Gaslighting; Entrapment

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161 - Funny Games (1997)

Tue, 06 Jun 2023 04:00:00 -0000

A gentle, optimistic film about the benevolence of strangers

Approachability: 1/10 ( Bleak, tragic, terrifying home invasion pic )

Content Warnings: Home Invasion; Child Death; Dog Death; Physical/Psychological Torture

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160 - Beau Is Afraid (2023)

Tue, 30 May 2023 04:00:00 -0000

Therapy: The Movie

Approachability: 6/10 ( Absurd, sometimes gory, dark comedy )

Content Warnings: Dissociation; Suicide; Blood/Gore

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159 - The Sentinel (1977)

Tue, 23 May 2023 04:00:00 -0000

FOR RENT: 2 Bed/2 Bath Apt, Stunning View, 12ft Ceiling, Hellmouth in Basement

Approachability: 7/10 ( Standard 1970s Catholic Church vs. Satanic Ghosts story )

Content Warnings: Suicide; Child abuse; Animal death; brief graphic blood/gore; Catholic chauvinism; general creepiness

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158 - La Horde (2010)

Tue, 16 May 2023 04:00:00 -0000

For the last time, y'all, you shoot the zombies in the head.

Approachability: 2/10 ( Super violent action/horror )

Content Warnings: Bloody gun violence; Zombie gore; Anti-Asian epithets; Threats of sexual assault

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157 - Leprechaun 4: In Space (1996)

Tue, 09 May 2023 04:00:00 -0000

How do Leprechaun work?

Approachability: 8/10 (Too silly to be scary )

Content Warnings: Spider; Strong, silly violence

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156 - The Craft (1996) w/Sarah Maria Griffin

Tue, 02 May 2023 04:00:00 -0000

Witch, please

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Approachability: 8/10 ( More teen drama/thriller than horror )

Content Warnings: Suicide, Racist & Sexist Bullying, Domestic Abuse, Date Rape; Snakes/Spiders/Bugs/Etc.

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155 - Dr. Terror's House of Horrors (1965) w/Symphony Sanders

Tue, 25 Apr 2023 19:24:00 -0000

Say, that's a funny-looking card deck, pal

Special Guest: Symphony Sanders

Approachability: 9/10 ( Cheesy 1960s spooky stories )

Content Warnings: Animal Death, Suicide

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154 - Dust Devil (1992)

Tue, 18 Apr 2023 04:00:00 -0000

Do what mirror demon says and Fill the Bowl

Approachability: 6/10 ( Gory but not alltogether scary supernatural thriller )

Content Warnings: Suicidal ideation; Body mutilation; Graphic violence; Depression

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153 - Sleepaway Camp (1983) w/Anthony Hudson

Tue, 11 Apr 2023 04:00:00 -0000

Be the Aunt Martha you wish to see in the world.

Special Guest: Anthony Hudson

Approachability: 4/10 ( 80s-style camp killer camp classic )

Content Warnings: Harmful Transphobic Tropes; Child death; Child Sexual Assault; Blood/Gore; Vomit

Read BJ Colangelo's essay "Going Back To SLEEPAWAY CAMP: Revisiting The Problematic Classic"

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152 - The Wind (2018)

Tue, 04 Apr 2023 04:00:00 -0000

Ask your doctor which Demon of the Prairie is right for you.

Approachability: 8/10 ( Arthouse prairie thriller)

Content Warnings: Infant death; animal death; suicide; blood

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151 - The Old Dark House (1932)

Tue, 28 Mar 2023 04:00:00 -0000

Approachability: 9/10 ( Spooky, smart, sometimes surreal pre-code thriller )

Content Warnings: General spookiness

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150 - Hostel (2006)

Tue, 21 Mar 2023 04:42:00 -0000

They probably should have gone to Barcelona.

Approachability: 1/10 ( Super smart film, but it still goes hard )

Content Warnings: Graphic torture/mutilation; Overt misogyny/racism/homophobia

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149 - Swamp Thing (1982)

Tue, 14 Mar 2023 04:00:00 -0000

The Oscar for best use of "star wipe" goes to…

Approachability: 9/10 ( It's a PG comic book movie, not a horror. )

Content Warnings: Mild blood; Monster mutations; snake

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148 - A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984)

Tue, 07 Mar 2023 05:00:00 -0000

Imagine Johnny Depp as a shitty boyfriend

Approachability: 3/10 ( Stylish & scary with a bonus blood geyser )

Content Warnings: Stalking/Slasher deaths; Blood/Gore; Suicide

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147 - Carnivàle (2003)

Tue, 28 Feb 2023 05:00:00 -0000

Gimme that old time religion.

Approachability: 8/10 ( Prestige tv series that is mostly horror adjacent )

Content Warnings: Infant death; Sexual Assault; Animal harm/death; Child sexual assault; Suicide

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146 - Hell House (2001) w/Chris Brown

Tue, 21 Feb 2023 05:00:00 -0000

God's judgment is clear, but what about OSHA's?

Special Guest: Chris Brown (Check out the trailer for Chris' new film Darkest of Lies)

Approachability: 9/10 ( Documentary about fundamentalist Christian haunted house )

Content Warnings: Flippant/campy depictions of: rape, domestic violence, suicide; Homophobia;

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145 - King Kong (1933)

Tue, 14 Feb 2023 05:00:00 -0000

It was CAPITALISM that killed the beast.

Approachability: 7/10 (Legitimate thriller, for a 90-year-old film)

Content Warnings: Old-timey misogyny; super racist caricatures; monster attacks; animal death

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144 - Dark Shadows (2012)

Tue, 07 Feb 2023 05:00:00 -0000

I'm sorry, Mr. Burton, but Hollywood has a 4-montage limit.

Approachability: 9/10 (More of a lightly-dark comedy about vampires than a horror movie)

Content Warnings: Suicide; Mental institution abuse

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143 - Blood Feast (1963)

Tue, 31 Jan 2023 05:00:00 -0000

Cook like an Egyptian...

Approachability: 8/10 (Gory/bloody but in the most campy way possible)

Content Warnings: Stalker/Killer; silly-looking blood

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142 - Possession (1981)

Tue, 24 Jan 2023 05:00:00 -0000

Your standard Lovecraftian/Modern Dance/Cold War/Divorce Drama

Approachability: 3/10 (Brilliant, but a tough watch for the squeamish)

Content Warnings: Emotional abuse/manipulation; Physical domestic violence; Graphic miscarriage; Bodily possession; Child death; Slimy tentacle beast; Suicide; Dog death; Blood/gore

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141 - Army of Darkness (1993) w/Alex Steed

Tue, 17 Jan 2023 05:00:00 -0000

"Hail to the king, baby"

Special Guest: Alex Steed

Approachability: 9/10 (Fantasy action comedy w/vague horror elements)

Content Warnings: Cartoonish blood, demons

Jan 21 Patreon Live Stream: The Texas Chain Saw Massacre (1974)

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140 - Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter (1984) w/Dan McCoy

Fri, 13 Jan 2023 05:00:00 -0000

We have a feeling that this is not at all the final chapter.

Special Guest: Dan McCoy https://whiskeyflicks.com/

Approachability: 3/10 (Predictable, yet creative kills; But that plot, eek.)

Content Warnings: Graphic death sequences; Jump scares

Jan 21st Patreon Live Stream: The Texas Chain Saw Massacre (1974)

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139 - Chopping Mall (1986)

Tue, 10 Jan 2023 05:00:00 -0000

If by "chopping," you mean "lasers to the face," then yes, this title works.

Approachability: 5/10 (Boobs, blood, and beer. It's another 80s horror flick)

Content Warnings: Blood/gore; Jump scares; spiders; snakes

Jan 21st Patreon Live Stream: The Texas Chain Saw Massacre (1974)

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138 - Black Roses (1988) w/Brie Williams

Tue, 03 Jan 2023 05:00:00 -0000

Bands today just don't hail satan quite like they used to.

Special Guest Brie Williams https://twitter.com/briezillionaire

Approachability: 7/10 (Silly and cheap with a bitchin’ 80s hair metal soundtrack)

Content Warnings: Murder; Mild blood; Monsters

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137 - Gremlins (1984)

Tue, 27 Dec 2022 05:00:00 -0000

PSA: Don't surprise people with pets as Christmas gifts

Approachability: 7/10 (Silly but still scary )

Content Warnings: Jump scares; Blood/gore (mostly Gremlin deaths)

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136 - Wake in Fright (1971)

Tue, 20 Dec 2022 05:00:00 -0000

That's not a Christmas movie… THIS is a Christmas movie.

Approachability: 8/10 (Beautifully-shot slow-burn drama)

Content Warnings: Non-simulated animal death; Suicide; Men

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135 - The Beyond (1983) w/Sarah Maria Griffin

Tue, 13 Dec 2022 05:00:00 -0000

The weirdest episode of LOVE IT OR LIST IT ever

Special Guest: Sarah Maria Griffin

Approachability: 1/10 (Holiday Inn Express - New Orleans-style)

Content Warnings: Graphic (and creative) Gore; Spiders

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134 - Re-Animator (1985)

Tue, 06 Dec 2022 05:00:00 -0000

Dr. Carl Hill was a Head of his time.

Approachability: 2/10 (Your standard Lovecraftian body-horror gross-out comedy)

Content Warnings: Body Horror/Gore; Animal death; Sexual Assault

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133 - Trilogy of Terror (1975)

Tue, 29 Nov 2022 05:00:00 -0000

A tour-de-force by America's Finest Karen

Approachability: 6/10 (Campy and low-rent and mostly fun)

Content Warnings: Drugging/Sexual Assault; Racist imagery; Jump scares

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132 - Blood Quantum (2019)

Tue, 22 Nov 2022 05:00:00 -0000

Zed's dead, baby. Zed's dead.

Approachability: 1/10 (Super gory zombie apocalypse / Shakespearean tragedy )

Content Warnings: Animal death; Graphic gore; Graphic child/infant death.

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131 - The Black Phone (2021)

Tue, 15 Nov 2022 05:00:00 -0000

New phone. Who's this?

Approachability: 5/10 (Tense (but not overly gory or jumpy) thriller about child abduction.)

Content Warnings: Parental child abuse, Child abduction/imprisonment, Violent bullying, Bloody murder

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Unlicensed: A new podcast by Joseph Fink & Jeffrey Cranor

Thu, 10 Nov 2022 11:00:00 -0000

Hey Random Horror 9 listeners, so I, Jeffrey Cranor, and Joseph Fink have a brand new fiction podcast. It's the first we've made together since Welcome to Night Vale.

It's called UNLICENSED, and here is episode 1: "The Detective of Citrus Avenue."

All episodes of Season 1 are available right now at audible.com/unlicensed. So if you sign up for their 30 day free trial, you'll have plenty of time to listen to all 12!

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130 - Dog Soldiers (2002)

Tue, 08 Nov 2022 05:00:00 -0000

Who's a good boy? Is it you? It IS you!

Approachability: 3/10 (It’s a war movie but with werewolves.)

Content Warnings: Graphic Blood/Gore; Animal Death; Jump scares

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129 - The Wolf House (2018)

Tue, 01 Nov 2022 04:00:00 -0000

A post-WWII German village in Chile? That seems perfectly fine, and not sinister at all.

Approachability: 9/10 (Beautiful, stunning arthouse creepfest)

Content Warnings: Disturbing abstract visuals; Cultish emotional abuse; Based loosely on true story of a village run by a child-sexual-predator and Nazi soldier.

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128 - Halloween III: Season of the Witch (1982)

Mon, 31 Oct 2022 04:00:00 -0000

Please. Call me Sam. Mister Hain was my father.

Approachability: 4/10 (Not a lot of scares. But plenty of weird/gory practical effects. )

Content Warnings: Gory/creative deaths, Child death

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127 - The Day of the Triffids (1962) w/Jonny & Aileen of ¡Uy Que Horror!

Tue, 25 Oct 2022 04:00:00 -0000

Leave the horse. Take the clown truck.

Special Guests: Jonny & Aileen of ¡Uy Que Horror!

Approachability: 9/10 (Super campy B-movie)

Content Warnings: Gross creatures; Animal death; Suicide; Loud scream-scares; Sexual assault

Up Next: The Wolf House (2018)

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126 - Jennifer's Body (2009)

Tue, 18 Oct 2022 04:00:00 -0000

"Where's it at, Monistat?"

Approachability: 6/10 (More satirical than scary)

Content Warnings: Blood/Gore, Violent Misogyny

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125 - Maximum Overdrive (1986)

Tue, 11 Oct 2022 04:00:00 -0000

How hard is it to hide from a tractor-trailer?

Approachability: 5/10 (TROMA movie on a cocaine budget)

Content Warnings: Animal death; Child Death; Tight Spaces; Blood/Gore; Jump scares

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124 - Anaconda (1997) w/Jen Brown

Tue, 04 Oct 2022 04:00:00 -0000

What's more realistic? The cartoon snake or Jon Voight's Paraguay accent?

Special Guest: Jen Brown https://brownrecluseproductions.com/

Approachability: 8/10 (Super goofy CGI 90s B-movie)

Content Warnings: Animal harm; CGI Blood/Gore; Jump scares; Suicide

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123 - Brand New Cherry Flavor (2021)

Tue, 27 Sep 2022 04:00:00 -0000

"Mommy, where do kittens come from?"

Approachability: 4/10 (Weird, tense and super gross revenge tale)

Content Warnings: Sexual Harrassment/Violence; Body horror; Eating disgusting things; Graphic animal death; Jump scares; Creepy monsters/figures.

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122 - The Blair Witch Project (1999) w/Pablo & Paul of Scared Gay!

Tue, 20 Sep 2022 04:00:00 -0000

Let's give Heather some love.

Special Guests: Pablo Escobar & Paul Jordan of the Scared Gay! podcast

Approachability: 6/10 (Very tense, but mostly bloodless, found footage classic)

Content Warnings: Lost in the woods; Brief, explicit gore; Shaky cam

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121 - Raaz (2002)

Tue, 13 Sep 2022 04:00:00 -0000

Don't sleep and drive.

Approachability: 8/10 (Bollywood thriller w/low budget SFX but high budget musical numbers)

Content Warnings: Jump scares/sudden loud noises; Gaslighting; Domestic violence; Suicide

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120 - The Visitor (1979) w/Sarah Maria Griffin

Tue, 06 Sep 2022 04:00:00 -0000

Wait… what?

Special Guest: Sarah Maria Griffin https://twitter.com/griffski

Approachability: 8/10 (More fever dream than horror film)

Content Warnings: Jump scares, Blood/gore, Sexual assault, Racism, Hitting a child, Abortion

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119 - Zombie (1979)

Tue, 30 Aug 2022 04:00:00 -0000

They for real filmed a zombie fighting a shark.

Approachability: 2/10 (Super gory and campy zombie-fest)

Content Warnings: Extreme blood/gore; Domestic abuse; Racist voodoo tropes

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118 - The Final Girls (2015) w/Glen Cullen

Tue, 23 Aug 2022 04:00:00 -0000

Special Guest: Glen Cullen https://flinchingwithdelight.com/

Approachability: 8/10 (Comedy meta-horror, not that scary, but very heart-felt)

Content Warnings: Blood, jump scares, parental death

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117 - In the Realm of the Senses (1976)

Tue, 16 Aug 2022 04:00:00 -0000

Not for the faint (or even the strong) of heart.

Approachability: 1/10 (Intense and explicit. Could be very triggering re: sexual assault & child abuse)

Content Warnings: Graphic sex; Graphic sexual assault; graphic child sexual abuse; graphic genital mutilation

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116 - Hello Mary Lou: Prom Night II (1987) w/Dan McCoy

Tue, 09 Aug 2022 04:00:00 -0000

Never look a tonguehorse in the mouth.

Special Guest: Dan McCoy https://whiskeyflicks.com/

Approachability: 5/10 (Gory but also 80s-style campy)

Content Warnings: Sexual assault; suggestion of incestuous relationship; blood/gore

Up Next: In the Realm of the Senses (1976)

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115 - Madhouse (1981)

Tue, 02 Aug 2022 04:00:00 -0000

You're *such* a gemini.

Approachability: 6/10 (Stilted, but campy/fun splatter flick)

Content Warnings: Animal death, child death, jump scares, blood/gore

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114 - Creature from the Black Lagoon (1954)

Tue, 26 Jul 2022 04:00:00 -0000

Busby Berkeley in the Amazon

Approachability: 10/10 (G-Rated monster picture)

Content Warnings: it's as approachable as anything

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113 - Unsane (2018)

Tue, 19 Jul 2022 04:00:00 -0000

Always read the contract.

Approachability: 4/10 (Tightly-wound imprisonment thriller.)

Content Warnings: sexual assault. stalking, gaslighting, suicidal ideation, imprisonment

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112 - Nosferatu (1922 and 1979) w/Symphony Sanders

Tue, 12 Jul 2022 04:00:00 -0000

A strong case for eyebrow-threading and Invisalign

Special Guest: Symphony Sanders

Approachability: 9/10 (Both of ‘em: classy and spooky.)

Content Warnings: Spookiness, Blood-drinking, Anti-semitic tropes (1922)

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111 - Audition (1999) w/Janina Matthewson

Tue, 05 Jul 2022 04:00:00 -0000

The nail in the coffin of the 1990s Rom-com

Special Guest: Janina Matthewson https://twitter.com/j9andif

Approachability: 1/10 (It’s a brilliant film, but it is brutal.)

Content Warnings: Child abuse (potentially sexual); Graphic torture; Animal death; Blood/gore.

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110 - Fresh (2022)

Tue, 28 Jun 2022 04:00:00 -0000

I'll just have a salad. Thanks.

Approachability: 7/10 (Horror-light; but still a dark comedy touching on tough things)

Content Warnings: Date rape drug; Imprisonment; Torture; Cannibalism; Misogyny; Body Horror

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109 - Event Horizon (1997)

Tue, 21 Jun 2022 04:00:00 -0000

Hellraiser on a space ship.

Approachability: 3/10 (Super gory ghoul-fest on a spaceship)

Content Warnings: Blood/gore, Body Horror, Suicide, Existential Horror, Jump scares

Up Next: Fresh (2022) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/fresh-2022

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108 - Frankenstein Meets the Wolf Man (1943) w/Angela Pierce

Tue, 14 Jun 2022 04:00:00 -0000

Welcome to the Wolf Man Cinematic Universe

Special Guest: Angela Pierce http://twitter.com/AngelaPierceNY

Approachability: 10/10 (Some people die, I guess?)

Content Warnings: (none)

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107 - The Strangers (2008)

Tue, 07 Jun 2022 04:00:00 -0000

This is why I stay at hotels and not Airbnb.

Approachability: 1/10 (Not at all for the horror squeamish. Nope. Not one bit.)

Content Warnings: Home invasion, blood/stabbings, jump scares

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106 - The City of the Dead (1960)

Tue, 31 May 2022 04:00:00 -0000

[ominous singing in a foreign language]

Approachability: 9/10 (Stage-play scary; not really horror movie scary)

Content Warnings: burning witches; knife sacrifice; general misogyny

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105 - Shake, Rattle & Roll 2k5 (2005)

Tue, 24 May 2022 04:00:00 -0000

This week, we have: the Mystery Machine, a Confusing Mermaid, and Freaky Country Folks.

Approachability: 7/10 (Most of the horror here is in jump scares and creepy faces)

Content Warnings: Child abuse, general creepiness, jump scares, zombie-ish gore

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104 - Hellraiser (1987)

Tue, 17 May 2022 04:00:00 -0000

The Cenobytes are probably really into Wordle.

Approachability: 2/10 (Maggots and roaches and blood, oh my!)

Content Warnings: Gore, Body horror

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103 - Friday the 13th Part III (1982) w/Kyra Sims

Fri, 13 May 2022 04:00:00 -0000

The hockey mask debut-eth.

Special Guest: Kyra Sims https://twitter.com/lilymischief

Approachability: 4/10 (It's a slasher: it's a creeper doin' creative kills)

Content Warnings: Jump scares, Lots of knife murders, Gore

Up Next: Hellraiser (1987) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/hellraiser

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102 - Demons (1985)

Tue, 10 May 2022 04:00:00 -0000

"Demons" is Italian for zombie-vampires

Approachability: 2/10 (Gory zombie/vampire/demon hybrid w/a bitchin’ soundtrack)

Content Warnings: Extreme gore/violence, Body horror

Up Next: Friday the 13th Part III (1982) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/crystal-japan

AND

Hellraiser (1987) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/hellraiser

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101 - Children of the Corn (1984)

Tue, 03 May 2022 04:00:00 -0000

Man, fuck these kids... AND their corn.

Approachability: 6/10 (Splattery but not gory; scary but not tense)

Content Warnings: Knifings; child death; animal death; religious fervor; jump scares;

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100 - American Horror Story: Murder House (2011)

Tue, 26 Apr 2022 04:00:00 -0000

Sometimes more is less. But sometimes more is MORE.

Approachability: 4/10 (A stylish smorgasbord of tropes and traumas)

Content Warnings: miscarriage, sexual assault, dissociation, unreality, violent murder, suicide, self-harm, imprisonment, abortion, ableist epithets/tropes (down syndrome), blood/gore

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99 - Lake Mungo (2009)

Tue, 19 Apr 2022 04:00:00 -0000

Where's Waldo? But make it creepy.

Approachability: 7/10 (More of a family drama and mystery thriller, but those ghost faces are cree-py)

Content Warnings: Ghostly images; Sexual relationship w/teenager

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98 - The Secret of NIMH (1982)

Tue, 12 Apr 2022 04:00:00 -0000

Mike's Hard Disney Cartoon

Approachability: 9/10 (Violent but still a kid’s movie w/ a happy ending)

Content Warnings: Cartoon animal death

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97 - Hush… Hush, Sweet Charlotte (1964)

Tue, 05 Apr 2022 04:00:00 -0000

And the Oscar for Doing The Most goes to…

Approachability: 9/10 (More of a campy thriller than a horror.)

Content Warnings: Gaslighting

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96 - One Cut of the Dead (2017)

Tue, 29 Mar 2022 04:00:00 -0000

Don't read about it. Don't worry about being scared/grossed out. Just watch it.

Approachability: 9/10 (Smart, complicated, and fun comedy)

Content Warnings: Lots of fake-looking Blood/Dismemberment

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95 - The Addiction (1995) w/Symphony Sanders

Tue, 22 Mar 2022 04:00:00 -0000

Just say no to blood, kids.

Special Guest: Symphony Sanders https://twitter.com/SymphonySanders

Approachability: 9/10 (Artsy Fartsy; not Scary Mary.)

Content Warnings: Lots of Consent/Non-consent dialogue; Blood

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94 - Rosemary's Baby (1968)

Tue, 15 Mar 2022 04:00:00 -0000

Never trust neighbors or actors.

Approachability: 7/10 (Tense scary, not gory scary or jumpy scary.)

Content Warnings: Sexual Assault, Gaslighting

Up Next: The Addiction (1995) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/the-addiction

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93 - Battle Royale (2000)

Tue, 08 Mar 2022 05:00:00 -0000

The first year of high school is always the roughest.

Approachability: 5/10 (Super violent (but also super fun) proto-Hunger Games)

Content Warnings: Child death; gore; suicide; reference to child sexual abuse

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92 - Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me (1992) w/Gennifer Hutchison

Tue, 01 Mar 2022 05:00:00 -0000

She's my mother's sister's girl.

Special Guest: Gennifer Hutchison https://twitter.com/GennHutchison

Approachability: 4/10 (Weird and disorienting more than scary)

Content Warnings: Sexual assault, Incest, Domestic abuse, Creepy/Disturbing imagery

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91 - Malignant (2021)

Tue, 22 Feb 2022 05:00:00 -0000

Everyone has that super annoying little brother.

Approachability: 1/10 (Gory, scary, violent, tragic, creepy, dumb. And kind of non-stop about it.)

Content Warnings: Gore, Jump scares, Domestic abuse

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90 - Dark Water (2002)

Tue, 15 Feb 2022 05:00:00 -0000

A good plumber is hard to find.

Approachability: 3/10 (Creepy ghost child; Child death; Jump scares)

Content Warnings: Bloodless but still a nightmare starter kit

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89 - The Innocents (1961) w/Andrew Scahill

Tue, 08 Feb 2022 05:00:00 -0000

Whitney believed children are our future, but she never met THESE kids.

Special Guest: Andrew Scahill https://www.adscahill.com/

Approachability: 8/10 (It's classy but scarier & more disturbing than you think)

Content Warnings: Descriptions of Domestic Abuse, Suggestion of Child Sexual Abuse, Creepy kids, Child death, Jump scares

Up Next: Dark Water (2002) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/dark-water

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88 - Brotherhood of the Wolf (2001)

Tue, 01 Feb 2022 05:00:00 -0000

Spoiler: the sneering, lion-poaching, French aristocrat turns out to be the baddie.

Approachability: 8/10 (Intense like a thriller, not scary like a horror film.)

Content Warnings: Rape/Incest, Animal death/harm; Blood/gore; Racist Language

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87 - Piranha (1978)

Tue, 25 Jan 2022 11:30:00 -0000

The piranhas escaped enclosure by swimming through the plot holes.

Approachability: 6/10 (Goofy but plentiful gore)

Content Warnings: Blood/Gore; Aquaphobia; Child death

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86 - Good Manners (2017)

Tue, 18 Jan 2022 05:00:00 -0000

What to expect when you're expecting (a werewolf baby)

Approachability: 8/10 (Horror fairy tale w minimal scares)

Content Warnings: Child death; Animal Death; One scene graphic gore

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85 - The Brood (1979)

Tue, 11 Jan 2022 05:00:00 -0000

Come here and let mommy clean you up.

Approachability: 6/10 (Psych thriller with a body horror climax)

Content Warnings: Body horror; Child harm; Emotional manipulation; Jump scares

Up Next: Good Manners (2017) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/good-manners

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84 - Green Room (2016)

Tue, 04 Jan 2022 05:00:00 -0000

I swear I did NOT SEE what the NAZI did.

Approachability: 2/10 (So tense, so bloody)

Content Warnings: Graphic violence, Neo-nazis

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83 - Dumplings (2005)

Tue, 28 Dec 2021 05:00:00 -0000

Thinking of going vegetarian? Start here.

Approachability: 1/10 (The mouth noises are a lot, but so is the body horror)

Content Warnings: Cannibalism, graphic abortion, miscarriage, child death, incest, body horror

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82 - Rift (2017)

Tue, 21 Dec 2021 05:00:00 -0000

Don't waste time on broody ex-boyfriends.

Approachability: 5/10 (More tragic than scary, but still a few blind corners & creepy visuals)

Content Warnings: Suicide, Sexual Assault, Jump scares, Knife attack, Home invasion

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81 - Black Sunday (1960) w/Brie Williams

Tue, 14 Dec 2021 05:00:00 -0000

You think your N95 mask is uncomfortable...

Special Guest Brie Williams https://twitter.com/briezillionaire

Approachability: 7/10 (Creepy more than anything, but also spikes in a face)

Content Warnings: Grisly death/grisly corpse, General creepiness

Up Next: Rift (2017) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/rift-2017

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80 - Dawn of the Dead (1978)

Tue, 07 Dec 2021 05:00:00 -0000

Zombies be shoppin'.

Approachability: 5/10 (So much blood and gore, but it's not super real-looking)

Content Warnings: Lots of blood & gore (low budget looking); Child death

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79 - Attack the Block (2011) w/Andrew Scahill

Tue, 30 Nov 2021 05:00:00 -0000

ET fucks around and finds out.

Special Guest: Andrew Scahill https://www.adscahill.com/

Approachability: 4/10 (Very funny but also very scary and very gory.)

Content Warnings: Graphic Blood/Gore; Child death; Animal death; Racial profiling

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78 - Poltergeist (1982)

Tue, 23 Nov 2021 05:00:00 -0000

There's no reason to own a clown doll, okay?

Approachability: 3/10 (More gross than gory. But very gross. And spooky as all get out)

Content Warnings: Body horror; Creepy haunting shit; Jump Scares; Clown Doll

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77 - The Pool (2018) w/Joseph Fink

Tue, 16 Nov 2021 05:00:00 -0000

Sure, their food is okay, but what does Pizza Hut think about abortion?

Special Guest: Joseph Fink https://twitter.com/PlanetOfFinks

Approachability: 5/10 (The bone & fingernail breaks are intense, I guess?)

Content Warnings: Animal death; Blood; Jump scares; Claustrophobia;

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76 - Ganja & Hess (1973) w/Symphony Sanders

Tue, 09 Nov 2021 05:00:00 -0000

The key word here is "experimental."

Special Guest: Symphony Sanders https://twitter.com/SymphonySanders

Approachability: 9/10 (More arthouse than horror film)

Content Warnings: Suicide

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75 - The Stepford Wives (1975) w/Angela Pierce

Tue, 02 Nov 2021 04:00:00 -0000

Spoiler: in the end, it turns out Connecticut is terrible.

Special Guest: Angela Pierce http://twitter.com/AngelaPierceNY

Approachability: 7/10 (No blood/jumps. TW for manipulative relationships)

Content Warnings: Gaslighting, Misogyny, Domestic Violence

Up Next: Ganja & Hess (1973) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/ganja-and-hess

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74 - Halloween II (1981) w/Tyler Jensen

Fri, 29 Oct 2021 04:00:00 -0000

"What the fuck am I doing? I don't know." - John Carpenter, on writing this film.

Special Guest: Tyler Jensen https://twitter.com/thetylerjensen

Approachability: 4/10 (Lotsa blood & slasher-y tension)

Content Warnings: Stalking; Knifings; Jump scares

Up Next: The Stepford Wives (1975) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/the-stepford-wives-1975

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73 - Sweeney Todd (1982) w/Stacie Ponder & Anthony Hudson

Tue, 26 Oct 2021 04:00:00 -0000

It all depends on how much you like Sondheim.

Special Guests: Stacie Ponder & Anthony Hudson https://www.gaylordsofdarkness.com/

Approachability: 9/10 (It's a stage show. Not horror film-scary at all. But some CWs)

Content Warnings: Sexual Assault, Suicide,

Up Next: Halloween II (1981) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/halloween-ii-the-nightmare-isnt-over AND The Stepford Wives (1975) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/the-stepford-wives-1975

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72 - Children Shouldn't Play With Dead Things (1972)

Tue, 19 Oct 2021 04:00:00 -0000

I'm not sure this is a union-sanctioned theater retreat.

Approachability: 8/10 (Silly, low budget. Minimal scares, blood and creep-factor)

Content Warnings: Sudden and sustained loud noises

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71 - Lord of Illusions (1995)

Tue, 12 Oct 2021 04:00:00 -0000

LA Crime Noir meets Clive Barker gore

Approachability: 4/10 (The gore might be off-putting; but no real jumpscares)

Content Warnings: Intense gore, Cult Imprisonment

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70 - The Bad Seed (1956)

Tue, 05 Oct 2021 04:00:00 -0000

Kids, don't have kids.

Approachability: 10/10 (Campy, stagy. Not scary at all, maybe a touch creepy)

Content Warnings: Suicide (off-screen), Child death

Up Next: Lord of Illusions (1995) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/lord-of-illusions

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69 - Noroi: The Curse (2005) w/Janina Matthewson

Tue, 28 Sep 2021 04:00:00 -0000

Let's explore ALL the found footage tropes!

Special Guest: Janina Matthewson https://twitter.com/j9andif

Approachability: 6/10 (Lots of scary masks and creep fests, but not overly gory)

Content Warnings: Suicide, Disturbing imagery, Domestic Assault, Dead Animals

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68 - Garth Marenghi's Darkplace (2004)

Tue, 21 Sep 2021 04:00:00 -0000

An early 00's British comedy matryoshka doll

Approachability: 9/10 (Brief hyper-comedic gore; no real scares to speak of)

Content Warnings: Sexual Assault, Mention of child death

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67 - Tenebrae (1982)

Tue, 14 Sep 2021 04:00:00 -0000

If you're gonna bleed, be fabulous about it

Approachability: 6/10 (Slasher with lots of stylish, fake blood)

Content Warnings: Sexual Assault, Lotsa blood, Home invasion/Stalking

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66 - Videodrome (1983)

Tue, 07 Sep 2021 04:00:00 -0000

The medium is the messiah.

Approachability: 4/10 (Lots of gory body horror, but done with really cool 80s practical effects)

Content Warnings: Body horror, Workplace shooting, Self-harm, Suicide

Up Next: Tenebrae (1982) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/tenebre

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65 - House/Hausu (1977) w/Sarah Maria Griffin

Tue, 31 Aug 2021 04:00:00 -0000

Perfectly absurd; Absurdly perfect

Special Guest: Sarah Maria Griffin https://twitter.com/griffski

Approachability: 7/10 (The excessive blood & violence is ridiculously cartoonish)

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64 - Eyes of Laura Mars (1978) w/Noah Fecks

Tue, 24 Aug 2021 04:00:00 -0000

The campy NY art-noir you didn't know you needed

Special Guest: Noah Fecks https://www.instagram.com/noahfecksisawesome

Approachability: 7/10 (Non-gory crime thriller with slasher elements)

Content Warnings: Stalking

Up Next: House (1977) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/house-1977

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63 - Hereditary (2018)

Tue, 17 Aug 2021 04:00:00 -0000

It's a tough watch, but don't lose your head about it.

Approachability: 1/10 (Tragic as hell, gory, creepy. Lots of headlessness.)

Content Warnings: Child death, Suicide, Self-harm, Body Horror

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62 - Friday the 13th Part 2 (1981) w/Adal Rifai

Fri, 13 Aug 2021 04:00:00 -0000

Sure! I'd love to go murder camping again!

Special Guest: Adal Rifai https://twitter.com/adalrifai

Approachability: 4/10 (Not super bloody, but lots of jump scares & knives to faces)

Content Warnings: Jump scares, Lots of knife death

Up Next: Hereditary (2018) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/hereditary

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61 - Night Watch (2004) w/Symphony Sanders

Tue, 10 Aug 2021 04:00:00 -0000

The Matrix meets Twilight meets Anton Chekhov

Special Guest: Symphony Sanders https://twitter.com/SymphonySanders

Approachability: 7/10 (It's a violent action film, rather than gory horror.)

Content Warnings: Blood/Gore, Child endangerment, Jump scares

Up Next: Friday the 13th Part 2 (1981) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/friday-the-13th-part-2 and Hereditary (2018) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/hereditary

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60 - Tales from the Darkside: The Movie (1990)

Tue, 03 Aug 2021 04:00:00 -0000

Diminishing returns in this horror anthology

Approachability: 4/10 (Pretty basic horror tropes, but still bloody and jumpy)

Content Warnings: Slasher-style gore/blood, body horror, jump scares

Up Next: Night Watch (2004) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/night-watch-2004

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59 - Killer Klowns from Outer Space (1988)

Tue, 27 Jul 2021 04:00:00 -0000

The title contains a complete plot summary.

Approachability: 8/10 (Not scary; not gory. Kind of creepy but mostly silly.)

Content Warnings: Creepy clowns, mild jump scares

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58 - Raw (2016)

Tue, 20 Jul 2021 04:00:00 -0000

Your standard coming-of-age cannibal flick

Approachability: 1/10 (The graphic gore & intense body horror is A LOT)

Content Warnings: Animal Harm, Body Horror, Blood/Gore, Hazing

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Up Next: Killer Klowns from Outer Space (1988) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/killer-klowns-from-outer-space

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57 - Village of the Damned (1960)

Tue, 13 Jul 2021 04:00:00 -0000

Beatles stans with mind control

Approachability: 8/10 (Creepy thriller; not bloody or jumpy)

Content Warnings: Animal harm, Domestic Violence, Creepy Children

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56 - Incident at Raven's Gate (1988) w/Dan McCoy

Tue, 06 Jul 2021 04:00:00 -0000

There's no Oscar for Best Use of Helium Voice

Special Guest: Dan McCoy https://whiskeyflicks.com/

Approachability: 8/10 (more suspense than horror; couple jump scares and a melty skelton)

Content Warnings: Animal harm, Corpses, Domestic Violence

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55 - I Know What You Did Last Summer (1997) w/Joe Lipsett

Thu, 01 Jul 2021 04:00:00 -0000

30-year-old teenagers make a series of terrible decisions

Special Guest: Joe Lipsett https://twitter.com/bstolemyremote

Approachability: 4/10 (classic slasher: blood, stabbing, jump scares, etc.)

Content Warnings: Violence/Murder, Suicide, Jump Scares, Alcoholism, Bullying

Up Next: Incident at Raven's Gate (1988) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/encounter-at-ravens-gate

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54 - Godmonster of Indian Flats (1973)

Tue, 29 Jun 2021 04:00:00 -0000

[facepalm emoji]

Approachability: 9/10 (dopey as all-get out)

Up Next: I Know What You Did Last Summer (1999) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/i-know-what-you-did-last-summer & Incident at Raven's Gate (1988) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/encounter-at-ravens-gate

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53 - Night of the Living Dead (1968) w/Alyssa Wong

Tue, 22 Jun 2021 04:00:00 -0000

Low-budget masterpiece is still relevant, still freaky.

Special Guest: Alyssa Wong https://twitter.com/crashwong

Approachability: 5/10 (the effects are dated, but it's still tense and scary)

Content Warnings: Entrails

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52 - Drag Me to Hell (2009) w/Andrew & Seynique of We Die First

Tue, 15 Jun 2021 04:00:00 -0000

Capitalism drags yet another millennial to hell.

Special Guests: Andrew & Seynique of We Die First https://twitter.com/wediefirstpod

Approachability: 2/10 (it's a dark comedy, but it's still super gross)

Content Warnings: Animal harm/death, Violence/Gore, Gross as all-get-out

Up Next: Night of the Living Dead (1968) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/night-of-the-living-dead & [REC] (2007) - Patreon livestream June 19 @ 3pm ET https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/rec

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51 - Stir of Echoes (1999)

Tue, 08 Jun 2021 04:00:00 -0000

Chicago has their own versions of hot dogs, pizza, and The Shining

Approachability: 7/10 (intense & tragic drama w/haunted house elements)

Content Warnings: Sexual Assault, Suicide, Broken teeth, Blood

Up Next: Drag Me to Hell (2009) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/drag-me-to-hell

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50 - Alien Resurrection (1997)

Tue, 01 Jun 2021 04:00:00 -0000

Alien3: I ruined a beloved film franchise! Alien Resurrection: Hold my beer.

Approachability: 3/10 (predictably bloody action thriller)

Content Warnings: Blood/Gore, Body Horror

Up Next: Stir of Echoes (1999) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/stir-of-echoes

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49 - Alice, Sweet Alice (1976) w/Andrew Scahill

Tue, 25 May 2021 04:00:00 -0000

Come to a place where the children are psychotic and the acting goes all the way to 11.

Special Guest: Andrew Scahill https://www.adscahill.com/

Approachability: 5/10 (more thriller than horror, but still some blood, jumps, and general creepiness)

Content Warnings: Animal cruelty, child murder, threat of child sexual abuse, blood/violence

Up Next: Alien Resurrection (1997) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/alien-resurrection

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48 - Jigoku (1960) w/Jonny & Aileen of ¡Uy Que Horror!

Tue, 18 May 2021 04:00:00 -0000

Proto-Lynchian hell house

Special Guests: Jonny & Aileen of ¡Uy Que Horror! https://www.instagram.com/uyquehorror/?hl=en

Approachability: 7/10 (Lots of gore, but with 1960s SFX) Gore: 6/10 Jump Scares: 3/10 Creep Factor: 3/10

Content Warnings: Suicide, Torture

Up Next: Alice, Sweet Alice (1976) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/alice-sweet-alice

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47 - The Howling (1981)

Tue, 11 May 2021 04:00:00 -0000

It's a werewolf team-building retreat!

Approachability: 4/10 (Werewolf slasher with gross mutations & jump scares) Gore: 8/10 Jump Scares: 5/10 Creep Factor: 4/10

Content Warnings: Sexual assault, Blood/Gore, Jump Scares, Body Horror

Up Next: Jigoku (1960) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/jigoku & The Wicker Man (1973) Patreon only https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/the-wicker-man

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46 - 28 Days Later (2002) w/Frank Liotti

Tue, 04 May 2021 04:00:00 -0000

The real monsters in this film are Incels with assault rifles.

Special Guest: Frank Liotti https://www.instagram.com/jiffy.popculture/

Approachability: 4/10 (More action-thrilling than horror-frightening, but still bloody and tense) Gore: 4/10 Jump Scares: 8/10 Creep Factor: 3/10

Content Warnings: Sexual Assault, Blood/Violence, Suicide, Jump Scares

Up Next: The Howling (1981) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/the-howling

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45 - Belladonna of Sadness (1973) w/Sarah Griffin

Tue, 27 Apr 2021 04:00:00 -0000

Yellow Submarine meets 3-2-1 Contact meets hentai.

Special Guest: Sarah Maria Griffin https://twitter.com/griffski

Approachability: 0/10 (TW: repeated depictions of sexual assault.) Gore: 3/10 Jump Scares: 1/10 Creep Factor: 6/10

Content/Trigger Warnings: An unreasonable level of sexual assault

Up Next: 28 Days Later (2002) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/28-days-later-1

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44 - The Phantom Carriage (1921) w/Desiree Burch

Tue, 20 Apr 2021 04:00:00 -0000

Swedish Christmas Carol is a masterclass in filmmaking

Special Guest: Desiree Burch https://www.desireeburch.com/

Approachability: 10/10 () Gore: 0/10 Jump Scares: 0/10 Creep Factor: 2/10

Content Warnings: Suicide, Alcoholism, Domestic Abuse

Up Next: Belladonna of Sadness (1973) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/belladonna-of-sadness (Trigger Warning: while Belladonna of Sadness is a trippy animated movie, it contains *a lot* of depictions of sexual violence)

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43 - Mama (2013) w/Isa Mazzei

Tue, 13 Apr 2021 04:00:00 -0000

Empathetic, and surprisingly bloodless, festival of jumpscares

Special Guest: Isa Mazzei https://twitter.com/isaiswrong

Approachability: 3/10 (Bloodless, but packed with jumpscares and freaky visuals) Gore: 1/10 Jump Scares: 9/10 Creep Factor: 9/10

Content Warnings: Suicide, Jump scares galore, Creepy imagery

Up Next: The Phantom Carriage (1921) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/the-phantom-carriage

& a Patreon Live Show on Sat Apr 17 featuring Eraserhead (1978) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/eraserhead

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42 - Coraline (2009)

Tue, 06 Apr 2021 04:00:00 -0000

Visually-stunning, creepy drama with adorable little mooshkas

Approachability: 9/10 (It's a PG movie. You're gonna do great.) Gore: 0/10 Jump Scares: 1/10 Creep Factor: 4/10

Content Warnings: Body horror demonstrated through puppets, Creepy imagery

Up Next: Mama (2013) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/mama-2013

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41 - Southbound (2015)

Tue, 30 Mar 2021 04:00:00 -0000

Trash bag demon skeletons will track your ass down

Approachability: 3/10 (Graphic and intense. Very smart and very scary) Gore: 7/10 Jump Scares: 7/10 Creep Factor: 8/10

Content Warnings: Body horror, graphic gore/blood, home invasion, disturbing imagery

Up Next: Coraline (2009) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/coraline

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40 - A Girl Walks Home Alone at Night (2014) w/Symphony Sanders

Tue, 23 Mar 2021 04:00:00 -0000

A rich & stylish vampire western

Special Guest: Symphony Sanders https://twitter.com/SymphonySanders

Approachability: 8/10 (More an art house western than a horror. And the monster is the hero) Gore: 2/10 Jump Scares: 3/10 Creep Factor: 4/10

Content Warnings: Sexual Assault

Up Next: Southbound (2015) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/southbound

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39 - Cam (2018)

Tue, 16 Mar 2021 04:00:00 -0000

Clever debut thriller that not enough people have seen.

Approachability: 7/10 (More a thriller w/horror elements. You'll see the blood coming.) Gore: 3/10 Jump Scares: 3/10 Creep Factor: 3/10

Content Warnings: Suicide, Sexual exploitation, Sexual assault

Up Next: A Girl Walk Home Alone at Night (2014) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/a-girl-walks-home-alone-at-night

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38 - Annihilation (2018) w/Andrew Scahill

Tue, 09 Mar 2021 05:00:00 -0000

Beautiful and hollow like shiny, red rubber ball

Special Guest: Andrew Scahill https://www.adscahill.com/

Approachability: 3/10 (Mostly slow and creepy w/a few very gory pay-offs) Gore: 8/10 Jump Scares: 2/10 Creep Factor: 6/10

Content Warnings: Disembowelment, Graphic gore, body horror

Up Next: Cam (2018) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/cam

Livestream @ Patreon Sat Mar 13 @ 3pm: Ready Or Not (2019) https://www.patreon.com/posts/live-stream-sat-48388281

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37 - The Werewolf Vs. The Vampire Woman (1971)

Tue, 02 Mar 2021 05:00:00 -0000

How do werewolf work exactly?

Approachability: 7/10 (Low budget effects & some script silliness make this way less scary) Gore: 4/10 Jump Scares: 3/10 Creep Factor: 4/10

Content Warnings: Dismemberment, Blood/Gore

Up Next: Annihilation (2018) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/annihilation

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36 - Jaws (1975) w/Brendan Haley

Tue, 23 Feb 2021 05:00:00 -0000

[Boston accent] Big shock from a big shark.

Special Guest: Brendan Haley https://twitter.com/brendohales

Approachability: 5/10 (Getting killed by unseen monster in open water = Scary) Gore: 5/10 Jump Scares: 6/10 Creep Factor: 5/10

Content Warnings: Thalassophobia (fear of the ocean), Child death, Blood, Dismembered Bodies

Up Next: The Werewolf Vs. The Vampire Woman (1971) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/the-werewolf-vs-the-vampire-woman

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35 - Tale of Tales (2015) w/Maureen Johnson

Tue, 16 Feb 2021 05:00:00 -0000

Beautifully-shot, but not scary dark fairy tales

Special Guest: Maureen Johnson https://twitter.com/maureenjohnson

Approachability: 8/10 (It's not a horror movie. It's gross sometimes, though.) Gore: 4/10 Jump Scares: 1/10 Creep Factor: 1/10

Content Warnings: Rape, Gore, Child/Domestic Abuse, Animal Death

Up Next: Jaws (1975) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/jaws & for Patreon: Train to Busan (2016) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/train-to-busan

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34 - My Bloody Valentine (1981) w/Krys Fox & Matty Glitterati

Fri, 12 Feb 2021 05:00:00 -0000

Harmonica bois fight over a lady. Also a serial killer.

Special Guests: Krys & Matty from The Dirty Pillows https://twitter.com/TheDirtyPillows

Approachability: 4/10 (Really gory w/lots of jump scares. But also very Canadian.) Gore: 7/10 Jump Scares: 6/10 Creep Factor: 6/10

Content Warnings: Disturbing imagery, Blood/gore, Innocent Death

Up Next: Tale of Tales (2015) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/tale-of-tales-2015

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33 - Horror Express (1972) w/Julian Velard

Tue, 09 Feb 2021 05:00:00 -0000

An underappreciated gem of low-budget euro camp!

Special Guest: Julian Velard https://twitter.com/julianvelard

Approachability: 7/10 (Relax & enjoy the ridiculousness, but be okay with eyeball stuff) Gore: 6/10 Jump Scares: 4/10 Creep Factor: 3/10

Content Warnings: Jump scares, Eyeball gore

Up Next: My Bloody Valentine (1981) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/my-bloody-valentine and Tale of Tales (2015) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/tale-of-tales-2015

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32 - The Shining (1980) w/Tyler Jensen

Tue, 02 Feb 2021 05:00:00 -0000

That prop designer deserves a raise.

Special Guest: Tyler Jensen https://twitter.com/thetylerjensen

Approachability: 4/10 (Dead twins, Blood elevator, Bearman blowjob & other nightmare fuel) Gore: 4/10 Jump Scares: 5/10 Creep Factor: 9/10

Content Warnings: Domestic violence, Murder, Lots of blood, Creepy imagery

Up Next: Horror Express (1972) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/horror-express

Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Vale http://welcometonightvale.com/)

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31 - Let's Scare Jessica to Death (1971) w/Cameron Esposito

Tue, 26 Jan 2021 05:00:00 -0000

Let's bathe each other in the river.

Special Guest: Cameron Esposito https://twitter.com/cameronesposito

Approachability: 8/10 (drama about mental illness w/mild horror elements) Gore: 2/10 Jump Scares: 3/10 Creep Factor: 7/10

Content Warnings: Dissociation, Hearing voices, Suicide

Up Next: The Shining (1980) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/the-shining

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30 - House of 1000 Corpses (2003) w/Joe Lipsett

Tue, 19 Jan 2021 05:00:00 -0000

Don't get on anything called "Murder Ride"

Special Guest: Joe Lipsitt https://twitter.com/bstolemyremote

Approachability: 2/10 (bleak but stylized torture porn.) Gore: 9/10 Jump Scares: 6/10 Creep Factor: 7/10

Content Warnings: body horror; torture; claustrophobia; jump scares

Up Next: Let's Scare Jessica to Death (1971)

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29 - Unfriended (2014) w/Dana Schwartz

Tue, 12 Jan 2021 05:00:00 -0000

Wanna feel old? Call someone on Skype.

Special Guest: Dana Schwartz http://www.danaschwartzdotcom.com/

Approachability: 4/10 (a haunted house for the zoom era) Gore: 7/10 Jump Scares: 3/10 Creep Factor: 7/10

Content Warnings: suicide; gore; references to rape

Up Next: House of 1000 Corpses (2003)

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28 - Dagon (2001) w/Desiree Burch

Tue, 05 Jan 2021 05:00:00 -0000

The fish people would like to wear your face.

Special Guest: Desiree Burch https://www.desireeburch.com/

Approachability: 3/10 (a man gets his face peeled off, okay?) Gore: 9/10 Jump Scares: 5/10 Creep Factor: 8/10

Content Warnings: body horror; gore, rape

Up Next: Unfriended (2015)

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27 - Virgin Witch (1971) w/Kyra Sims

Tue, 29 Dec 2020 05:00:00 -0000

Soft core hippie porn w/nary a horror film in sight

Special Guest: Kyra Sims https://www.patreon.com/kyrasims

Approachability: 10/10 (it's creepy & gross, but not in a horror-movie way) Gore: 1/10 Jump Scares: 1/10 Creep Factor: 4/10

Content Warnings: pretty shitty depictions of women and lesbians

Up Next: Dagon (2001)

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26 - Black Christmas (1974) w/Dan McCoy

Thu, 24 Dec 2020 05:00:00 -0000

Finally a movie that understands the Christmas spirit

Special Guest: Dan McCoy https://whiskeyflicks.com/

Approachability: 4/10 (classic slasher with a super creepy phone voice) Gore: 3/10 Jump Scares: 6/10 Creep Factor: 7/10

Content Warnings: blood; stalking; murder of a child

Up Next: Virgin Witch (1971)

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25 - Ginger Snaps (2000) w/Sarah Maria Griffin

Tue, 22 Dec 2020 05:00:00 -0000

The real monster is puberty.

Special Guest: Sarah Maria Griffin https://twitter.com/griffski

Approachability: 6/10 (it's not scary or creepy. it's gory and tragic) Gore: 8/10 Jump Scares: 1/10 Creep Factor: 2/10

Content Warnings: body horror; graphic animal death; tragic death

Up Next: Virgin Witch (1971) and special bonus episode Black Christmas

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24 - Godzilla (1954) & Destroy All Monsters (1968) w/Gemma Hurley

Tue, 15 Dec 2020 06:00:00 -0000

The OG rubber suit is noir-level fierce.

Special Guest Gemma Hurley https://twitter.com/gemgemhurley

Godzilla Approachability: 9/10 (unnerving at times, but in an arty, not scary, way) Gore: 1/10 Jump Scares: 2/10 Creep Factor: 4/10

Content Warnings: destruction of city; mass death

Destroy All Monsters Approachability: 10/10 (the least scary movie you can watch) Gore: 1/10 Jump Scares: 2/10 Creep Factor: 1/10

Up Next: Ginger Snaps (2000)

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23 - The Toxic Avenger (1984) w/Ophira Eisenberg

Tue, 08 Dec 2020 05:00:00 -0000

OSHA regulations are merely suggestions.

Special Guest: Ophira Eisenberg https://www.ophiraeisenberg.com/

Approachability: 6/10 (not scary; just very very very gross) Gore: 7/10 Jump Scares: 2/10 Creep Factor: 2/10

Content Warnings: gory/gross effects

Up Next: Godzilla (1954) & Destroy All Monsters (1968)

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22 - Blacula (1972) w/Symphony Sanders

Tue, 01 Dec 2020 05:00:00 -0000

Dracula was a racist.

Special Guest: Symphony Sanders https://twitter.com/SymphonySanders

Approachability: 9/10 (so campy; so fun; so ridiculous; maybe one scary scene) Gore: 2/10 Jump Scares: 2/10 Creep Factor: 3/10

Content Warnings: minor blood & gore

Up Next: The Toxic Avenger (1984)

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21 - The Lighthouse (2019)

Tue, 24 Nov 2020 05:00:00 -0000

Boys just wanna have fun.

Approachability: 6/10 (it's way more weird and intense than scary) Gore: 4/10 Jump Scares: 4/10 Creep Factor: 6/10

Content Warnings: animal death; body horror; rape

Up Next: Blacula (1972)

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20 - Suspiria (1977) w/Adal Rifai

Tue, 17 Nov 2020 05:00:00 -0000

"The call is coming from inside the dog."

Special Guest: Adal Rifai

Approachability: 3/10 (bloody and grotesque; also campy & artsy) Gore: 8/10 Jump Scares: 3/10 Creep Factor: 5/10

Content Warnings: body horror, blood, gore, innocent death, creepy child, maggots

Up Next: The Lighthouse (2019)

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19 - Friday the 13th (1980) w/Roman Chimienti

Fri, 13 Nov 2020 06:00:00 -0000

Young people pay the price for doin' it.

Special Guest: Roman Chimienti

Approachability: 5/10 (bloody slasher; jump scares) Gore: 4/10 Jump Scares: 6/10 Creep Factor: 6/10

Content Warnings: blood; stalking; innocent death

Up Next: Suspiria (1977)

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18 - Solaris (1972) w/Mike Rugnetta

Tue, 10 Nov 2020 06:42:00 -0000

Space madness and a 4-meter-tall child.

Special Guest: Mike Rugnetta https://rugnetta.com/

Approachability: 10/10 (artsy sci-fi thinker w/ some lynchian horror elements) Gore: 1/10 Jump Scares: 1/10 Creep Factor: 5/10

Content Warnings: suicide, suicide ideation, lynchian imagery

Up Next: Suspiria (1977) and special bonus ep: Friday the 13th (1980)

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17 - Prevenge (2016)

Tue, 03 Nov 2020 05:00:00 -0000

What to expect when you're expecting a killer…

Approachability: 7/10 (bloody slasher offset by dry humor) Gore: 5/10 Jump Scares: 3/10 Creep Factor: 3/10

Content Warnings: blood, gore, innocent death, creepy insects/animals

Up Next: Solaris (1972)

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16 - Halloween (1978) w/Joseph Fink

Fri, 30 Oct 2020 04:00:00 -0000

A young boy follows his dreams.

Special Guest: Joseph Fink (http://nightvalepresents.com)

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Approachability: 5/10 (bloody but not graphic, if that makes any sense) Gore: 4/10 Jump Scares: 4/10 Creep Factor: 7/10

Content Warnings: blood; home invasion; stalking

Up Next: Prevenge (2016)

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15 - Us (2019)

Tue, 27 Oct 2020 04:00:00 -0000

Kill your double. And do it with a bitchin soundtrack.

Approachability: 2/10 (bloody slasher that's super creepy) Gore: 8/10 Jump Scares: 8/10 Creep Factor: 9/10

Content Warnings: graphic violence, dissociation, child death, animal harm

Up Next: Prevenge (2016) and special bonus ep: Halloween (1978)

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14 - The Hunger (1983) w/Jasika Nicole

Tue, 20 Oct 2020 04:00:00 -0000

It's style over substance, but is that such a bad thing if it's really cool looking?

Special Guest: Jasika Nicole

Approachability: 8/10 (some gore early, more a psych-thriller than horror) Gore: 3/10 Jump Scares: 3/10 Creep Factor: 5/10

Content Warnings: child death; animal death; undead

Up Next: Us (2009)

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13 - Ticks (1993) w/Sarah Marshall

Tue, 13 Oct 2020 04:00:00 -0000

What if… and hear me out… what if there were ticks?

Special Guest: Sarah Marshall

Approachability: 3/10 (more gross than gore; and it's a lot of gross) Gore: 8/10 Jump Scares: 7/10 Creep Factor: 3/10

Content Warnings: animal death; body horror; graphic (gross) gore

Up Next: The Hunger (1983)

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12 - The Host (2006)

Tue, 06 Oct 2020 04:00:00 -0000

Seo-ri… it is the right of the hungry.

Approachability: 4/10 (violent, scary, but more action than horror) Gore: 8/10 Jump Scares: 3/10 Creep Factor: 2/10

Content Warnings: monster eating people, monster digesting people, child death, plague, gaslighting

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11 - IT (1990, Miniseries)

Tue, 29 Sep 2020 04:00:00 -0000

Kick the spider; Kill the clown.

Approachability: 6/10 (made for TV, so it's tame, but creepy) Gore: 3/10 Jump Scares: 5/10 Creep Factor: 8/10

Content Warnings: clowns, spider, child death, child abuse, unsuspecting death

Up Next: The Host (2006)

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10 - Kill List (2011)

Tue, 22 Sep 2020 04:00:00 -0000

This British thriller really teases the brain, very hard, with a hammer.

Approachability: 3/10 (graphic in its violence & then gets weird) Gore: 8/10 Jump Scares: 3/10 Creep Factor: 4/10

Content Warnings: graphic violence, gore, domestic violence, animal & child death

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9 - Prince of Darkness (1987)

Tue, 15 Sep 2020 04:00:00 -0000

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was squirting water in people’s mouths.

Approachability: 5/10 (guts and murder and possession, oh my!) Gore: 7/10 Jump Scares: 2/10 Creep Factor: 6/10

Content Warnings: blood, body horror, insects, possession, innocent death

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8 - Dead Alive (1992, aka Braindead)

Tue, 08 Sep 2020 04:00:00 -0000

How much blood would a lawnmower chuck if a lawnmower could chuck blood?

Approachability: 1/10 (super gory, super bloody, super campy) Gore: 10/10 Jump Scares: 2/10 Creep Factor: 2/10

Content Warnings: blood, graphic gore, detailed body fluids, animal harm, racist depiction of indigenous ppl

Up Next: Prince of Darkness (1987)

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7 - Paranormal Activity (2007)

Tue, 01 Sep 2020 04:00:00 -0000

The demon, it turns out, is toxic masculinity.

Approachability: 6/10 ((not gory, but creepy and tense)) Gore: 1/10 Jump Scares: 8/10 Creep Factor: 9/10

Content Warnings: gaslighting, creepy imagery, unsettling noises, tension/jumps galore

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6 - 30 Days of Night (2007) w/Symphony Sanders

Tue, 25 Aug 2020 04:00:00 -0000

Libertarians versus vampires!

Special Guest: Symphony Sanders

Approachability: 2/10 ((aggressively violent; vampires are scary af)) Gore: 8/10 Jump Scares: 7/10 Creep Factor: 5/10

Content Warnings: blood, gore, animal death, child harm, domestic violence, graphic sound effects

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5 - Invasion of the Body Snatchers (1956)

Tue, 18 Aug 2020 04:00:00 -0000

It's about so much more than communism. It's about Becky.

Approachability: 9/10 (creepy but not graphic or startling) Gore: 2/10 Jump Scares: 2/10 Creep Factor: 6/10

Content Warnings: disorienting imagery, societal othering, dissociation

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4 - Black Sheep (2006, NZ) w/Janina Matthewson

Tue, 11 Aug 2020 05:00:00 -0000

The New Zealand zombie sheep horror/comedy, not the Chris Farley one. So Baa it’s Good. (Special Guest: Janina Matthewson)

Approachability: 5/10 (super gory, but in a super funny way) Gore: 8/10 Jump Scares: 4/10 Creep Factor: 2/10

Content Warnings: animal death/harm, unsuspecting death, body horror/mutilation, viscera, claustrophobia

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3 - Children of the Corn II (1992)

Tue, 11 Aug 2020 04:30:00 -0000

Not at all a horror classic. But we definitely watched it.

Approachability: 6/10 (bloody and violent, but silly and 90s enough to keep your eyes open) Gore: 5/10 Jump Scares: 5/10 Creep Factor: 3/10

Content Warnings: body horror, blood, unsuspecting death, claustrophobia, torture

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2 - Psycho (1960)

Tue, 11 Aug 2020 04:00:00 -0000

Another horror classic with a surprisingly charming monster.

Approachability: 9/10 (an excellent start for the horror novice) Gore: 2/10 Jump Scares: 4/10 Creep Factor: 6/10

Content Warnings: assault, paranoia, psychological horror, disorienting imagery, harmful connection between mental illness and trans people.

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1 - The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari (1920)

Mon, 10 Aug 2020 16:31:00 -0000

Seminal horror classic about a traveling showman. What’s in the box??

Approachability: 10/10 (easy; you can do it) Gore: 0/10 Jump Scares: 2/10

Content Warnings: Brief assault, psychological horror, disorienting imagery

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Random Horror 9 Debuts on Aug 11, 2020

Thu, 06 Aug 2020 20:05:56 -0000

Random Number Generator Horror Podcast No. 9 debuts Aug 11! A podcast making horror films more approachable, one movie at a time, in a random order. Don't like horror? Don't worry, we'll give you content warnings, tell you everything that happens & let you know how scared you should be. Love horror? Great! Join us as we take a deeper look into each film.

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