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    <title>Royal de Lux: A Kansas City Royals podcast</title>
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    <description>A podcast about the Kansas City Royals, by a fan for the fans. Hosted by Lux, a guy on the internet who happens to have a microphone. New episodes every Friday.</description>
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    <itunes:subtitle>The home of FFSN's Kansas City Royals podcast feed.</itunes:subtitle>
    <itunes:author>Lux</itunes:author>
    <itunes:summary>A podcast about the Kansas City Royals, by a fan for the fans. Hosted by Lux, a guy on the internet who happens to have a microphone. New episodes every Friday.</itunes:summary>
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      <title>THE ENDLESS DEATH SPIRAL OF DOOM</title>
      <description>Alec Zumwalt for manager.



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      <pubDate>Mon, 20 Apr 2026 16:58:00 -0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:summary>Alec Zumwalt for manager.



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        <![CDATA[<p>Alec Zumwalt for manager.</p>
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      <title>Shaky Competitive Start 2.0, Back Like It Was Never Gone</title>
      <description>OH BOY.  It's one of those starts again.  Welcome to Royals Baseball, where nothing goes the way it's expected to.  The Royal de Lux Podcast embodies that aspect of Royals Baseball.  Unpredictable.  Unreliable.  Extremely questionable.  Maybe interesting.  Potentially smart.

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      <pubDate>Mon, 06 Apr 2026 11:42:00 -0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:author>Lux</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle></itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>OH BOY.  It's one of those starts again.  Welcome to Royals Baseball, where nothing goes the way it's expected to.  The Royal de Lux Podcast embodies that aspect of Royals Baseball.  Unpredictable.  Unreliable.  Extremely questionable.  Maybe interesting.  Potentially smart.

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        <![CDATA[<p>OH BOY.  It's one of those starts again.  Welcome to Royals Baseball, where nothing goes the way it's expected to.  The Royal de Lux Podcast embodies that aspect of Royals Baseball.  Unpredictable.  Unreliable.  Extremely questionable.  Maybe interesting.  Potentially smart.</p>
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      <title>It just hasn't been good enough - Royal de Lux 9.12.25</title>
      <description>The haters said they couldn't do it and honestly they were right.  Good call by the haters.

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      <pubDate>Sat, 13 Sep 2025 02:37:00 -0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:author>Lux</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle></itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>The haters said they couldn't do it and honestly they were right.  Good call by the haters.

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        <![CDATA[<p>The haters said they couldn't do it and honestly they were right.  Good call by the haters.</p>
<p>Follow me on Twitter for some more baseball and Royals content! </p>
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      <title>Another down period the Royals can't afford - Royal de Lux 9.05.25</title>
      <description>It's September and the Royals still haven't made the playoffs.  What gives?!  Why would Matt Quatraro do this?!?!?!  Bobby Witt Jr. had a bad game, are the Royals ELIMINATED??!  

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      <pubDate>Fri, 05 Sep 2025 11:02:00 -0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:author>Lux</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle></itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>It's September and the Royals still haven't made the playoffs.  What gives?!  Why would Matt Quatraro do this?!?!?!  Bobby Witt Jr. had a bad game, are the Royals ELIMINATED??!  

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        <![CDATA[<p>It's September and the Royals still haven't made the playoffs.  What gives?!  Why would Matt Quatraro do this?!?!?!  Bobby Witt Jr. had a bad game, are the Royals ELIMINATED??!  </p>
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      <title>The Path to the Playoffs: Do the Royals pass the vibe check? - Royal de Lux 8.29.25</title>
      <description>Today we're talking about the current status of the Royals and some potential future plans.  Let's extend some players!

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      <pubDate>Fri, 29 Aug 2025 09:19:00 -0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:author>Lux</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle></itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Today we're talking about the current status of the Royals and some potential future plans.  Let's extend some players!

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        <![CDATA[<p>Today we're talking about the current status of the Royals and some potential future plans.  Let's extend some players!</p>
<p>Follow me on Twitter for some more baseball and Royals content! </p>
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      <title>Contingency Report: The Royals are trapped. Nothing is coming for any of us.</title>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 11 Aug 2025 08:49:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Lux</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle></itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Follow me on Twitter for some more baseball and Royals content! 

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        <![CDATA[<p>Follow me on Twitter for some more baseball and Royals content! </p>
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      <itunes:duration>2013</itunes:duration>
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      <title>The New Dudes In Blue: Immediate impact from the trade acquisitions! - Royal de Lux 8.8.25</title>
      <description>In a high-spirited episode, Obscure Podcast Host Mr. Lux on the Internet looks at the past week of games, heavily defined by the contributions from Mike Yastrzemski, Ryan Bergert and Bailey Falter.

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      <pubDate>Fri, 08 Aug 2025 12:17:00 -0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:author>Lux</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle></itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>In a high-spirited episode, Obscure Podcast Host Mr. Lux on the Internet looks at the past week of games, heavily defined by the contributions from Mike Yastrzemski, Ryan Bergert and Bailey Falter.

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        <![CDATA[<p>In a high-spirited episode, Obscure Podcast Host Mr. Lux on the Internet looks at the past week of games, heavily defined by the contributions from Mike Yastrzemski, Ryan Bergert and Bailey Falter.</p>
<p>Follow me on Twitter for some more baseball and Royals content! </p>
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      <title>Was this THE BEST Trade Deadline EVER?! - Royal de Lux 8.01.25</title>
      <description>The Royals entered the maelstrom that was 2025's MLB Trade Deadline with a strong incentive to improve, and it's not hard to agree that they made a lot of quality moves that boost the team a lot.  In this episode, I give my rave review of the trades Kansas City accumulated at the end of July.

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      <pubDate>Sat, 02 Aug 2025 12:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:subtitle></itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>The Royals entered the maelstrom that was 2025's MLB Trade Deadline with a strong incentive to improve, and it's not hard to agree that they made a lot of quality moves that boost the team a lot.  In this episode, I give my rave review of the trades Kansas City accumulated at the end of July.

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      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>The Royals entered the maelstrom that was 2025's MLB Trade Deadline with a strong incentive to improve, and it's not hard to agree that they made a lot of quality moves that boost the team a lot.  In this episode, I give my rave review of the trades Kansas City accumulated at the end of July.</p>
<p>Follow me on Twitter for some more baseball and Royals content! </p>
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      <title>A lively trade deadline with a weakening strength - Royal de Lux 7.28.25</title>
      <description>Grichuks and Bubic and Lugos, oh my!  The Royals are making a slow, determined crawl out of the abyss no matter how many parts they break off!  This week, we look at every trade candidate.  Every one.  All of them.  See for yourself:

https://www.mlbtraderumors.com/2025/07/top-50-trade-candidates-for-the-2025-deadline.html

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      <pubDate>Mon, 28 Jul 2025 12:07:00 -0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:subtitle></itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Grichuks and Bubic and Lugos, oh my!  The Royals are making a slow, determined crawl out of the abyss no matter how many parts they break off!  This week, we look at every trade candidate.  Every one.  All of them.  See for yourself:

https://www.mlbtraderumors.com/2025/07/top-50-trade-candidates-for-the-2025-deadline.html

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        <![CDATA[<p>Grichuks and Bubic and Lugos, oh my!  The Royals are making a slow, determined crawl out of the abyss no matter how many parts they break off!  This week, we look at every trade candidate.  Every one.  All of them.  See for yourself:</p>
<p>https://www.mlbtraderumors.com/2025/07/top-50-trade-candidates-for-the-2025-deadline.html</p>
<p>Follow me on Twitter for some more baseball and Royals content! </p>
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      <title>The Royals should push forward--with WHO?! - Royal de Lux 7.18.25</title>
      <description>The Royals made a trade that everybody loved and nobody complained about because they improved a team that definitely has a great chance at making the playoffs.  And I agree with all of it.  I love me some Royalslop mmmmyumyumyumyum give me more contact hitters. 

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      <pubDate>Fri, 18 Jul 2025 08:13:00 -0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:summary>The Royals made a trade that everybody loved and nobody complained about because they improved a team that definitely has a great chance at making the playoffs.  And I agree with all of it.  I love me some Royalslop mmmmyumyumyumyum give me more contact hitters. 

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        <![CDATA[<p>The Royals made a trade that everybody loved and nobody complained about because they improved a team that definitely has a great chance at making the playoffs.  And I agree with all of it.  I love me some Royalslop mmmmyumyumyumyum give me more contact hitters. </p>
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      <title>The BEST week of Royals baseball, but not a perfect one! - Royal de Lux 6.23.25</title>
      <description>The Royals finally show some fight, but there's still work to be done.  Still a few things not entirely right with the team, some problems that can probably be fixed immediately, and some that may just show who the team really is.

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      <pubDate>Tue, 24 Jun 2025 02:01:00 -0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:summary>The Royals finally show some fight, but there's still work to be done.  Still a few things not entirely right with the team, some problems that can probably be fixed immediately, and some that may just show who the team really is.

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        <![CDATA[<p>The Royals finally show some fight, but there's still work to be done.  Still a few things not entirely right with the team, some problems that can probably be fixed immediately, and some that may just show who the team really is.</p>
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      <itunes:duration>3339</itunes:duration>
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      <title>The Disappearance of the 2025 Royals - Royal de Lux 6.13.25</title>
      <description>Send help.

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      <pubDate>Fri, 13 Jun 2025 10:30:00 -0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:summary>Send help.

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        <![CDATA[<p>Send help.</p>
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      <itunes:duration>2327</itunes:duration>
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      <title>The Royals call up JAC CAGLIANONE - can he save our offense?</title>
      <description>The hype for Jac Caglianone is overwhelming.  Hitting five home runs in four games, it's obviously only a matter of time before he makes his highly anticipated debut for the Kansas City Royals, and I have a specific day in mind as the most likely outcome.  There's a lot more to talk about beyond that, but I know what you really want.  You just want Jac, that's all you want is Jac, all you know is Jac, and what the Royals need.......... is to do something about Michael Massey.

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      <pubDate>Mon, 02 Jun 2025 11:10:00 -0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:summary>The hype for Jac Caglianone is overwhelming.  Hitting five home runs in four games, it's obviously only a matter of time before he makes his highly anticipated debut for the Kansas City Royals, and I have a specific day in mind as the most likely outcome.  There's a lot more to talk about beyond that, but I know what you really want.  You just want Jac, that's all you want is Jac, all you know is Jac, and what the Royals need.......... is to do something about Michael Massey.

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        <![CDATA[<p>The hype for Jac Caglianone is overwhelming.  Hitting five home runs in four games, it's obviously only a matter of time before he makes his highly anticipated debut for the Kansas City Royals, and I have a specific day in mind as the most likely outcome.  There's a lot more to talk about beyond that, but I know what you really want.  You just want Jac, that's all you want is Jac, all you know is Jac, and what the Royals need.......... is to do something about Michael Massey.</p>
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      <itunes:duration>3211</itunes:duration>
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      <title>WHEN will Jac Caglianone be in Kansas City? And the Curious Case of Michael Massey - 5.26.25</title>
      <description>The hype for Jac Caglianone is overwhelming.  Hitting five home runs in four games, it's obviously only a matter of time before he makes his highly anticipated debut for the Kansas City Royals, and I have a specific day in mind as the most likely outcome.  There's a lot more to talk about beyond that, but I know what you really want.  You just want Jac, that's all you want is Jac, all you know is Jac, and what the Royals need.......... is to do something about Michael Massey.

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      <pubDate>Wed, 28 May 2025 07:29:00 -0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:summary>The hype for Jac Caglianone is overwhelming.  Hitting five home runs in four games, it's obviously only a matter of time before he makes his highly anticipated debut for the Kansas City Royals, and I have a specific day in mind as the most likely outcome.  There's a lot more to talk about beyond that, but I know what you really want.  You just want Jac, that's all you want is Jac, all you know is Jac, and what the Royals need.......... is to do something about Michael Massey.

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        <![CDATA[<p>The hype for Jac Caglianone is overwhelming.  Hitting five home runs in four games, it's obviously only a matter of time before he makes his highly anticipated debut for the Kansas City Royals, and I have a specific day in mind as the most likely outcome.  There's a lot more to talk about beyond that, but I know what you really want.  You just want Jac, that's all you want is Jac, all you know is Jac, and what the Royals need.......... is to do something about Michael Massey.</p>
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      <title>Royals starters are dropping, but prospects are rising! - Royal de Lux 5.19.25</title>
      <description>JAC. IS. In Omaha which is ALMOST HERE.  That will surely soften the blow of losing Cole Ragans and Seth Lugo, right?  The Royals are going through another one of those wonderful stretches of the season where guys get hurt a lot and the team loses a lot, and something about that kinda bugs me but maybe not what you'd expect.

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      <pubDate>Mon, 19 May 2025 11:18:00 -0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:subtitle></itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>JAC. IS. In Omaha which is ALMOST HERE.  That will surely soften the blow of losing Cole Ragans and Seth Lugo, right?  The Royals are going through another one of those wonderful stretches of the season where guys get hurt a lot and the team loses a lot, and something about that kinda bugs me but maybe not what you'd expect.

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        <![CDATA[<p>JAC. IS. In Omaha which is ALMOST HERE.  That will surely soften the blow of losing Cole Ragans and Seth Lugo, right?  The Royals are going through another one of those wonderful stretches of the season where guys get hurt a lot and the team loses a lot, and something about that kinda bugs me but maybe not what you'd expect.</p>
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      <title>Is this the greatest pitching staff in Kansas City Royals history? - Royal de Lux 5.12.25</title>
      <description>The Royals are absolutely spoiled by excellent pitching this season.  Today, this guy on the internet talks about the "struggles" of Cole Ragans and the surprising (?) excellence of Michael Wacha and Michael Lorenzen, plus a bullpen that is borderline unbeatable.  Also, talking about the offense still not being where it needs to be, Hunter Renfroe's future (or lack thereof), the continued importance of Freddy Fermin and the upcoming series against the Houston Astros and St. Louis Cardinals.

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      <pubDate>Mon, 12 May 2025 09:39:00 -0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:subtitle></itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>The Royals are absolutely spoiled by excellent pitching this season.  Today, this guy on the internet talks about the "struggles" of Cole Ragans and the surprising (?) excellence of Michael Wacha and Michael Lorenzen, plus a bullpen that is borderline unbeatable.  Also, talking about the offense still not being where it needs to be, Hunter Renfroe's future (or lack thereof), the continued importance of Freddy Fermin and the upcoming series against the Houston Astros and St. Louis Cardinals.

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        <![CDATA[<p>The Royals are absolutely spoiled by excellent pitching this season.  Today, this guy on the internet talks about the "struggles" of Cole Ragans and the surprising (?) excellence of Michael Wacha and Michael Lorenzen, plus a bullpen that is borderline unbeatable.  Also, talking about the offense still not being where it needs to be, Hunter Renfroe's future (or lack thereof), the continued importance of Freddy Fermin and the upcoming series against the Houston Astros and St. Louis Cardinals.</p>
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      <title>Never Say Die: The Royals show signs of life on offense as their pitching develops even further - Royal de Lux 5.05.25</title>
      <description>The Royals are charging full steam ahead with another 5-1 week, finally bringing the team into the green with a winning record and positive pythag!  Somehow, these guys even broke a record.  On offense.  Who woulda thunk.

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      <pubDate>Mon, 05 May 2025 11:55:00 -0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:summary>The Royals are charging full steam ahead with another 5-1 week, finally bringing the team into the green with a winning record and positive pythag!  Somehow, these guys even broke a record.  On offense.  Who woulda thunk.

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        <![CDATA[<p>The Royals are charging full steam ahead with another 5-1 week, finally bringing the team into the green with a winning record and positive pythag!  Somehow, these guys even broke a record.  On offense.  Who woulda thunk.</p>
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      <title>The Royals are HOT! But are they fixed? - Royal de Lux 4.28.25</title>
      <description>After losing almost every game last week, the Royals WIN almost every game this week! That means everything's good again and we have nothing to worry about, right?!  RIGHT?!?!?!

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      <pubDate>Mon, 28 Apr 2025 11:22:00 -0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:subtitle></itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>After losing almost every game last week, the Royals WIN almost every game this week! That means everything's good again and we have nothing to worry about, right?!  RIGHT?!?!?!

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        <![CDATA[<p>After losing almost every game last week, the Royals WIN almost every game this week! That means everything's good again and we have nothing to worry about, right?!  RIGHT?!?!?!</p>
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      <title>Solutions and Timelines for the Royals' Futile Offense - Royal de Lux 4.21.25</title>
      <description>Oh brother here we go again. The Royals did something bad early on and now everyone is miserable. When will it be my turn to panic, and is there anything the team can do to fix the worst offense in the league?

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      <pubDate>Mon, 21 Apr 2025 07:07:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Lux</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle></itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Oh brother here we go again. The Royals did something bad early on and now everyone is miserable. When will it be my turn to panic, and is there anything the team can do to fix the worst offense in the league?

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        <![CDATA[<p>Oh brother here we go again. The Royals did something bad early on and now everyone is miserable. When will it be my turn to panic, and is there anything the team can do to fix the worst offense in the league?</p><p><br></p><p>Follow me on Twitter for some more baseball and Royals content! https://twitter.com/TheMFinKC</p><p>Or follow me on Bluesky for some more baseball and Royals content! https://bsky.app/profile/michaelflux.bsky.social</p><p>Further inquiries: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.com</p><p>https://www.fansfirstsports.com/</p><p>http://farmtofountains.com/</p><p>Shout out to r/KCRoyals and r/Baseball</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>The Royals have 99 Problems and MJ is 1</title>
      <description>GET IT?!?!?!?!  The Royals are off to a shaky yet start.  There may be some obvious suspects as to why that is with easy solutions on how to deal with them...

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      <pubDate>Mon, 14 Apr 2025 13:01:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Lux</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle></itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>GET IT?!?!?!?!  The Royals are off to a shaky yet start.  There may be some obvious suspects as to why that is with easy solutions on how to deal with them...

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        <![CDATA[<p>GET IT?!?!?!?!  The Royals are off to a shaky yet start.  There may be some obvious suspects as to why that is with easy solutions on how to deal with them...</p><p><br></p><p>Follow me on Twitter for some more baseball and Royals content! https://twitter.com/TheMFinKC</p><p>Or follow me on Bluesky for some more baseball and Royals content! https://bsky.app/profile/michaelflux.bsky.social</p><p>Further inquiries: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.com</p><p>https://www.fansfirstsports.com/</p><p>http://farmtofountains.com/</p><p>Shout out to r/KCRoyals and r/Baseball</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>Who are the 2025 Royals? Team Profile after one week - Royal de Lux 4.04.25</title>
      <description>.The first step is another slow one for this iteration of the Royals, but I give my reasons for why that's not much of a concern.  There are more legitimate reasons to be concerned which I do also break down, to be fair.

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      <pubDate>Fri, 04 Apr 2025 13:23:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Lux</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle></itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>.The first step is another slow one for this iteration of the Royals, but I give my reasons for why that's not much of a concern.  There are more legitimate reasons to be concerned which I do also break down, to be fair.

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        <![CDATA[<p>.The first step is another slow one for this iteration of the Royals, but I give my reasons for why that's not much of a concern.  There are more legitimate reasons to be concerned which I do also break down, to be fair.</p><p><br></p><p>Follow me on Twitter for some more baseball and Royals content! https://twitter.com/TheMFinKC</p><p>Or follow me on Bluesky for some more baseball and Royals content! https://bsky.app/profile/michaelflux.bsky.social</p><p>Further inquiries: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.com</p><p>https://www.fansfirstsports.com/</p><p>http://farmtofountains.com/</p><p>Shout out to r/KCRoyals and r/Baseball</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>The Torpedo Bat of Nothingness that is Opening Weekend - Royal de Lux 3.31.25</title>
      <description>Baseball is being played again in Kansas City, but it hasn't been all sunshine in rainbows.  It's hard to talk about how good or bad a team is with so few games to play, and this past weekend has given many reasons why, whether or not they even have anything to do with the Royals.

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      <pubDate>Mon, 31 Mar 2025 08:44:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Lux</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle></itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Baseball is being played again in Kansas City, but it hasn't been all sunshine in rainbows.  It's hard to talk about how good or bad a team is with so few games to play, and this past weekend has given many reasons why, whether or not they even have anything to do with the Royals.

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      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>Baseball is being played again in Kansas City, but it hasn't been all sunshine in rainbows.  It's hard to talk about how good or bad a team is with so few games to play, and this past weekend has given many reasons why, whether or not they even have anything to do with the Royals.</p><p><br></p><p>Follow me on Twitter for some more baseball and Royals content! https://twitter.com/TheMFinKC</p><p>Or follow me on Bluesky for some more baseball and Royals content! https://bsky.app/profile/michaelflux.bsky.social</p><p>Further inquiries: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.com</p><p>https://www.fansfirstsports.com/</p><p>http://farmtofountains.com/</p><p>Shout out to r/KCRoyals and r/Baseball</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>3508</itunes:duration>
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      <title>2025 Power Rankings: Where the Royals stand amongst all teams - Royal de Lux 3.26.25</title>
      <description>It's time for a great yearly tradition: Lux makes bad predictions about baseball!!!1  This episode goes over my ranking of each and every MLB team, because how can I set expectations for the Royals if I don't know about every other team?  Know your enemy and all'at.  I also drop some Cy Young, MVP and Rookie of the Year picks even though those are never right.

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      <pubDate>Wed, 26 Mar 2025 12:09:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Lux</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle></itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>It's time for a great yearly tradition: Lux makes bad predictions about baseball!!!1  This episode goes over my ranking of each and every MLB team, because how can I set expectations for the Royals if I don't know about every other team?  Know your enemy and all'at.  I also drop some Cy Young, MVP and Rookie of the Year picks even though those are never right.

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        <![CDATA[<p>It's time for a great yearly tradition: Lux makes bad predictions about baseball!!!1  This episode goes over my ranking of each and every MLB team, because how can I set expectations for the Royals if I don't know about every other team?  Know your enemy and all'at.  I also drop some Cy Young, MVP and Rookie of the Year picks even though those are never right.</p><p><br></p><p>Follow me on Bluesky for some more baseball and Royals content! https://bsky.app/profile/michaelflux.bsky.social</p><p>Further inquiries: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.com</p><p>https://www.fansfirstsports.com/</p><p>http://farmtofountains.com/</p><p>Shout out to r/KCRoyals and r/Baseball</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>Jac Caglianone and Kris Bubic are the future of the Royals - Royal de Lux 3.12.25</title>
      <description>There's a lot of hype for the Royals' top prospect and a little bit of hype for the Royals' fifth starter.  It may be more or less than what you'd expect.  I love being cryptic!

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      <pubDate>Wed, 12 Mar 2025 10:51:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Lux</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle></itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>There's a lot of hype for the Royals' top prospect and a little bit of hype for the Royals' fifth starter.  It may be more or less than what you'd expect.  I love being cryptic!

Follow me on Bluesky for some more baseball and Royals content! https://bsky.app/profile/michaelflux.bsky.social

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        <![CDATA[<p>There's a lot of hype for the Royals' top prospect and a little bit of hype for the Royals' fifth starter.  It may be more or less than what you'd expect.  I love being cryptic!</p><p><br></p><p>Follow me on Bluesky for some more baseball and Royals content! https://bsky.app/profile/michaelflux.bsky.social</p><p><br></p><p>Further inquiries: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.com</p><p><br></p><p>https://www.fansfirstsports.com/</p><p><br></p><p>http://farmtofountains.com/</p><p><br></p><p>Shout out to r/KCRoyals and r/Baseball</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>How even a slow, mildly successful off-season improves the Royals - Royal de Lux 3.04.25</title>
      <description>Happy Thanksgiving, Merry Christmas, Happy New Year, Happy Valentine's Day, and Happy The Chiefs Were Frauds from the Royal de Lux Podcast!  Don't call it a comeback, but I came back to talk about the cool, albeit few, things the Royals did in the off-season!

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      <pubDate>Mon, 03 Mar 2025 13:50:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Lux</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle></itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Happy Thanksgiving, Merry Christmas, Happy New Year, Happy Valentine's Day, and Happy The Chiefs Were Frauds from the Royal de Lux Podcast!  Don't call it a comeback, but I came back to talk about the cool, albeit few, things the Royals did in the off-season!

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Happy Thanksgiving, Merry Christmas, Happy New Year, Happy Valentine's Day, and Happy The Chiefs Were Frauds from the Royal de Lux Podcast!  Don't call it a comeback, but I came back to talk about the cool, albeit few, things the Royals did in the off-season!</p><p><br></p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>Gold Gloves, Free Agents &amp; The First 2025 Roster Projection - Royal de Lux 10.21.24</title>
      <description>Now that Royals baseball is over it's time to talk about something else... like, future Royals baseball and who's going to be playing it. Also we have some good fielders on the team.
Follow me on Twitter for some more baseball and Royals content! @TheMFinKC
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      <pubDate>Mon, 21 Oct 2024 09:38:03 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>Gold Gloves, Free Agents &amp; The First 2025 Roster Projection</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Lux</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Talking about potential awards, potential cuts and potential suitors.  That's not vague at all.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Now that Royals baseball is over it's time to talk about something else... like, future Royals baseball and who's going to be playing it. Also we have some good fielders on the team.
Follow me on Twitter for some more baseball and Royals content! @TheMFinKC
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        <![CDATA[<p>Now that Royals baseball is over it's time to talk about something else... like, future Royals baseball and who's going to be playing it. Also we have some good fielders on the team.</p><p>Follow me on Twitter for some more baseball and Royals content! @TheMFinKC</p><p>Further inquiries: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.com</p><p>https://www.fansfirstsports.com/</p><p>http://farmtofountains.com/</p><p>Shout out to r/KCRoyals and r/Baseball</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <itunes:duration>4784</itunes:duration>
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      <title>What killed the 2024 Royals? = Royal de Lux 10.14.24</title>
      <description>Looking back at the Division Series and (hopefully) determining what the flaws in the Royals' game was.
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      <pubDate>Mon, 14 Oct 2024 11:31:14 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>What killed the 2024 Royals? = Royal de Lux 10.14.24</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Lux</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>An autopsy of a great baseball team.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Looking back at the Division Series and (hopefully) determining what the flaws in the Royals' game was.
Follow me on Twitter for some more baseball and Royals content! @TheMFinKC
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      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>Looking back at the Division Series and (hopefully) determining what the flaws in the Royals' game was.</p><p>Follow me on Twitter for some more baseball and Royals content! @TheMFinKC</p><p>Further inquiries: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.com</p><p>https://www.fansfirstsports.com/</p><p>http://farmtofountains.com/</p><p>Shout out to r/KCRoyals and r/Baseball</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>3105</itunes:duration>
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      <title>I wouldn't have it any other way. - Royal de Lux 10.11.24</title>
      <description>The Royals season has officially ended. There is no more Royals baseball to talk about. Well, nothing left but to hold on to what it's brought us.
Follow me on Twitter for some more baseball and Royals content! @TheMFinKC
Further inquiries: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.com
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      <pubDate>Fri, 11 Oct 2024 07:47:35 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>I wouldn't have it any other way. </itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Lux</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Eulogy of the 2024 Royals</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>The Royals season has officially ended. There is no more Royals baseball to talk about. Well, nothing left but to hold on to what it's brought us.
Follow me on Twitter for some more baseball and Royals content! @TheMFinKC
Further inquiries: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.com
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      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>The Royals season has officially ended. There is no more Royals baseball to talk about. Well, nothing left but to hold on to what it's brought us.</p><p>Follow me on Twitter for some more baseball and Royals content! @TheMFinKC</p><p>Further inquiries: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.com</p><p>https://www.fansfirstsports.com/</p><p>http://farmtofountains.com/</p><p>Shout out to r/KCRoyals and r/Baseball</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>3385</itunes:duration>
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      <title>The Royals face elimination, but they know how to fight back - Royal de Lux 10.10.24</title>
      <description>It might be over soon, but it's been quite a time.
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      <pubDate>Thu, 10 Oct 2024 10:43:41 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>The Royals face elimination, but they know how to fight back</itunes:title>
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      <itunes:author>Lux</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>It might be over soon, but it's been quite a time</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>It might be over soon, but it's been quite a time.
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        <![CDATA[<p>It might be over soon, but it's been quite a time.</p><p>Follow me on Twitter for some more baseball and Royals content! @TheMFinKC</p><p>Further inquiries: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.com</p><p>https://www.fansfirstsports.com/</p><p>http://farmtofountains.com/</p><p>Shout out to r/KCRoyals and r/Baseball</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>SALT DUMP: The Royals lose game 1 to two New York teams - Royal de Lux 10.06.24</title>
      <description>CLICKBAIT. THIS IS A CLICKBAIT TITLE. YOU HAVE BEEN CLICKBAITED. Ah who am I kidding no one reads these. No one will know that MJ Melendez is a great player and I always believed in him.
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      <pubDate>Sun, 06 Oct 2024 14:36:38 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>SALT DUMP: The Royals lose game 1 to two New York teams</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Lux</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Because the MLB always wins!</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>CLICKBAIT. THIS IS A CLICKBAIT TITLE. YOU HAVE BEEN CLICKBAITED. Ah who am I kidding no one reads these. No one will know that MJ Melendez is a great player and I always believed in him.
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        <![CDATA[<p>CLICKBAIT. THIS IS A CLICKBAIT TITLE. YOU HAVE BEEN CLICKBAITED. Ah who am I kidding no one reads these. No one will know that MJ Melendez is a great player and I always believed in him.</p><p>Follow me on Twitter for some more baseball and Royals content! @TheMFinKC</p><p>Further inquiries: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.com</p><p>https://www.fansfirstsports.com/</p><p>http://farmtofountains.com/</p><p>Shout out to r/KCRoyals and r/Baseball</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>2142</itunes:duration>
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      <title>Take it in! The Royals are in the ALDS! - Royal de Lux 10.05.24</title>
      <description>Hooray, the Royals have advanced! They now have to deal with a much more annoying team! How will the underdog Royals stack up against the terrifying Yankees?! Find out next time on DRAGON BALL Z!!!!!!!!!!
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      <pubDate>Sat, 05 Oct 2024 17:49:15 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>Take it in! The Royals are in the ALDS! </itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Lux</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>The boys have done something not a lot of teams do: advance in the playoffs.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Hooray, the Royals have advanced! They now have to deal with a much more annoying team! How will the underdog Royals stack up against the terrifying Yankees?! Find out next time on DRAGON BALL Z!!!!!!!!!!
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        <![CDATA[<p>Hooray, the Royals have advanced! They now have to deal with a much more annoying team! How will the underdog Royals stack up against the terrifying Yankees?! Find out next time on DRAGON BALL Z!!!!!!!!!!</p><p>Follow me on Twitter for some more baseball and Royals content! @TheMFinKC</p><p>Further inquiries: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.com</p><p>https://www.fansfirstsports.com/</p><p>http://farmtofountains.com/</p><p>Shout out to r/KCRoyals and r/Baseball</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>3080</itunes:duration>
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      <title>ROY BOY ADVANCE: The Royals have swept the Baltimore Orioles! - Royal de Lux 10.02.24</title>
      <description>The Royals win the second game of the Wild Card series, defeating the Baltimore Orioles 2-1. They move on to the ALDS to face the New York Yankees, brr!!
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      <pubDate>Thu, 03 Oct 2024 01:38:34 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>ROY BOY ADVANCE: The Royals have swept the Baltimore Orioles!</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Lux</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>THE ROYALS HAVE WON A PLAYOFF SERIES!!</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>The Royals win the second game of the Wild Card series, defeating the Baltimore Orioles 2-1. They move on to the ALDS to face the New York Yankees, brr!!
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        <![CDATA[<p>The Royals win the second game of the Wild Card series, defeating the Baltimore Orioles 2-1. They move on to the ALDS to face the New York Yankees, brr!!</p><p>Follow me on Twitter for some more baseball and Royals content! @TheMFinKC</p><p>Further inquiries: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.com</p><p>https://www.fansfirstsports.com/</p><p>http://farmtofountains.com/</p><p>Shout out to r/KCRoyals and r/Baseball</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>Royals take Game 1 of the Wild Card! - Royal de Lux 10.01.24</title>
      <description>Not only have the Royals made the playoffs, they even won a game! They're UNDEFEATED!! Never tell me the odds.
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      <pubDate>Tue, 01 Oct 2024 23:56:26 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>Royals take Game 1 of the Wild Card! </itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Lux</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>THE ROYALS HAVE WON A PLAYOFF GAME!!</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Not only have the Royals made the playoffs, they even won a game! They're UNDEFEATED!! Never tell me the odds.
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        <![CDATA[<p>Not only have the Royals made the playoffs, they even won a game! They're UNDEFEATED!! Never tell me the odds.</p><p>Follow me on Twitter for some more baseball and Royals content! @TheMFinKC</p><p>Further inquiries: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.com</p><p>https://www.fansfirstsports.com/</p><p>http://farmtofountains.com/</p><p>Shout out to r/KCRoyals and r/Baseball</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>WE'RE HERE. The Royals are back in the playoffs for the first time since 2015 - Royal de Lux 9.30.24</title>
      <description>The Royals have secured a playoff position for the first time since 2015. They'll face off against the Baltimore Orioles for a three-game Wild Card series.
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      <pubDate>Mon, 30 Sep 2024 07:55:41 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>WE'RE HERE. The Royals are back in the playoffs for the first time since 2015 </itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Lux</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>I told you they would.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>The Royals have secured a playoff position for the first time since 2015. They'll face off against the Baltimore Orioles for a three-game Wild Card series.
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        <![CDATA[<p>The Royals have secured a playoff position for the first time since 2015. They'll face off against the Baltimore Orioles for a three-game Wild Card series.</p><p>Follow me on Twitter for some more baseball and Royals content! @TheMFinKC</p><p>Further inquiries: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.com</p><p>https://www.fansfirstsports.com/</p><p>http://farmtofountains.com/</p><p>Shout out to r/KCRoyals and r/Baseball</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>WITHIN ONE: The Royals renew all hope once more - Royal de Lux 9.27.24</title>
      <description>The Royals were once again down, but the Royals once again got back up. After sweeping the Nationals, they re-establish distance between themselves and the Twins, reassuring that the Royals are almost certainly going to the playoffs.
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      <pubDate>Fri, 27 Sep 2024 09:57:07 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>WITHIN ONE: The Royals renew all hope once more</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Lux</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>The Royals sweep the Nationals, bringing back their almost guaranteed playoff odds.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>The Royals were once again down, but the Royals once again got back up. After sweeping the Nationals, they re-establish distance between themselves and the Twins, reassuring that the Royals are almost certainly going to the playoffs.
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        <![CDATA[<p>The Royals were once again down, but the Royals once again got back up. After sweeping the Nationals, they re-establish distance between themselves and the Twins, reassuring that the Royals are almost certainly going to the playoffs.</p><p>Follow me on Twitter for some more baseball and Royals content! @TheMFinKC</p><p>Further inquiries: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.com</p><p>https://www.fansfirstsports.com/</p><p>http://farmtofountains.com/</p><p>Shout out to r/KCRoyals and r/Baseball</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>2794</itunes:duration>
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      <title>The Royals descend further into oblivion - Royal de Lux 9.23.24</title>
      <description>Oh no.
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      <pubDate>Mon, 23 Sep 2024 11:40:07 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>The Royals descend further into oblivion</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Lux</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>It ain't looking good, chief.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Oh no.
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        <![CDATA[<p>Oh no.</p><p>Follow me on Twitter for some more baseball and Royals content! @TheMFinKC</p><p>Further inquiries: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.com</p><p>https://www.fansfirstsports.com/</p><p>http://farmtofountains.com/</p><p>Shout out to r/KCRoyals and r/Baseball</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>1809</itunes:duration>
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      <title>We're going down streaking (IS IT TIME TO PANIC?!?!?!) - Royal de Lux 9.20.24</title>
      <description>OH DEAR GOD! THE ROYALS GOT SWEPT BY THE TIGERS!! THIS IS THE WORST THING TO HAPPEN TO ME SINCE THE CARTOON NETWORK WEBSITE SHUT DOWN! WHY, WORLD?! WHYYYYYYYYYYYYY?!!?!?!?! At least that's what the witty internet personality in me says. The normal person in me says "oh, that kinda sucks. Anyway, you tried the new Mountain Dew yet?"
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      <pubDate>Fri, 20 Sep 2024 10:15:43 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Lux</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle></itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>OH DEAR GOD! THE ROYALS GOT SWEPT BY THE TIGERS!! THIS IS THE WORST THING TO HAPPEN TO ME SINCE THE CARTOON NETWORK WEBSITE SHUT DOWN! WHY, WORLD?! WHYYYYYYYYYYYYY?!!?!?!?! At least that's what the witty internet personality in me says. The normal person in me says "oh, that kinda sucks. Anyway, you tried the new Mountain Dew yet?"
Follow me on Twitter for some more baseball and Royals content! @TheMFinKC
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      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>OH DEAR GOD! THE ROYALS GOT SWEPT BY THE TIGERS!! THIS IS THE WORST THING TO HAPPEN TO ME SINCE THE CARTOON NETWORK WEBSITE SHUT DOWN! WHY, WORLD?! WHYYYYYYYYYYYYY?!!?!?!?! At least that's what the witty internet personality in me says. The normal person in me says "oh, that kinda sucks. Anyway, you tried the new Mountain Dew yet?"</p><p>Follow me on Twitter for some more baseball and Royals content! @TheMFinKC</p><p>Further inquiries: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.com</p><p>https://www.fansfirstsports.com/</p><p>http://farmtofountains.com/</p><p>Shout out to r/KCRoyals and r/Baseball</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>2953</itunes:duration>
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      <title>The Royals are finally, officially, a winning baseball team - Royal de Lux 9.16.24</title>
      <description>It finally happened. The Kansas City Royals posted a winning season after the 2015 World Series. It took way longer than it should have but also turned around much sooner than expected. Meanwhile, James McArthur continues to commandeer the struggle bus while some apologies are owed to Brady Singer.
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      <pubDate>Mon, 16 Sep 2024 10:05:21 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>The Royals are finally, officially, a winning baseball team </itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Lux</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>The Royals win another series and clinch a winning record with plenty of games left</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>It finally happened. The Kansas City Royals posted a winning season after the 2015 World Series. It took way longer than it should have but also turned around much sooner than expected. Meanwhile, James McArthur continues to commandeer the struggle bus while some apologies are owed to Brady Singer.
Follow me on Twitter for some more baseball and Royals content! @TheMFinKC
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        <![CDATA[<p>It finally happened. The Kansas City Royals posted a winning season after the 2015 World Series. It took way longer than it should have but also turned around much sooner than expected. Meanwhile, James McArthur continues to commandeer the struggle bus while some apologies are owed to Brady Singer.</p><p>Follow me on Twitter for some more baseball and Royals content! @TheMFinKC</p><p>Further inquiries: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.com</p><p>https://www.fansfirstsports.com/</p><p>http://farmtofountains.com/</p><p>Shout out to r/KCRoyals and r/Baseball</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>2654</itunes:duration>
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      <title>Who's better, Cole Ragans or Seth Lugo? - Royal de Lux 9.13.24</title>
      <description>I love arguments that no one wins or loses! Today we talk about how great Cole Ragans and Seth Lugo have been for the Royals, as if there are other things we talk about on this podcast. We also play the Pittsburgh Pirates. I, for one, think that's cool.
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      <pubDate>Fri, 13 Sep 2024 10:18:58 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>Who's better, Cole Ragans or Seth Lugo?</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Lux</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Discussing who might be better of the Royals' two aces</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>I love arguments that no one wins or loses! Today we talk about how great Cole Ragans and Seth Lugo have been for the Royals, as if there are other things we talk about on this podcast. We also play the Pittsburgh Pirates. I, for one, think that's cool.
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        <![CDATA[<p>I love arguments that no one wins or loses! Today we talk about how great Cole Ragans and Seth Lugo have been for the Royals, as if there are other things we talk about on this podcast. We also play the Pittsburgh Pirates. I, for one, think that's cool.</p><p>Follow me on Twitter for some more baseball and Royals content! @TheMFinKC</p><p>Further inquiries: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.com</p><p>https://www.fansfirstsports.com/</p><p>http://farmtofountains.com/</p><p>Shout out to r/KCRoyals and r/Baseball</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>Almost there - Royal de Lux 9.09.24</title>
      <description>The Royals have fewer than 20 games left to play in the season and they still hold a playoff spot by several games. It's happening, y'all.
Follow me on Twitter for some more baseball and Royals content! @TheMFinKC
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      <pubDate>Mon, 09 Sep 2024 08:07:12 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>Almost there</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Lux</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>The Royals reclaim the second Wild Card spot late into the season</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>The Royals have fewer than 20 games left to play in the season and they still hold a playoff spot by several games. It's happening, y'all.
Follow me on Twitter for some more baseball and Royals content! @TheMFinKC
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        <![CDATA[<p>The Royals have fewer than 20 games left to play in the season and they still hold a playoff spot by several games. It's happening, y'all.</p><p>Follow me on Twitter for some more baseball and Royals content! @TheMFinKC</p><p>Further inquiries: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.com</p><p>https://www.fansfirstsports.com/</p><p>http://farmtofountains.com/</p><p>Shout out to r/KCRoyals and r/Baseball</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>3177</itunes:duration>
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      <title>The Royals have brought in reinforcements! (and thank God for that.) - Royal de Lux 9.02.24</title>
      <description>Vinnie Pasquantino is probably out for the season, but we can split him into three players. We have the technology. The Royals pull Tommy Pham, Yuli Gurriel and Robbie Grossman out of thin air to hopefully fortify this fractured roster and solidify the rest of our playoff push.
Follow me on Twitter for some more baseball and Royals content! @TheMFinKC
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      <pubDate>Mon, 02 Sep 2024 10:44:21 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>The Royals have brought in reinforcements! (and thank God for that.)</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Lux</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>The Royals have entered another life-threatening skid, but a wave of new players is on the scene!</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Vinnie Pasquantino is probably out for the season, but we can split him into three players. We have the technology. The Royals pull Tommy Pham, Yuli Gurriel and Robbie Grossman out of thin air to hopefully fortify this fractured roster and solidify the rest of our playoff push.
Follow me on Twitter for some more baseball and Royals content! @TheMFinKC
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        <![CDATA[<p>Vinnie Pasquantino is probably out for the season, but we can split him into three players. We have the technology. The Royals pull Tommy Pham, Yuli Gurriel and Robbie Grossman out of thin air to hopefully fortify this fractured roster and solidify the rest of our playoff push.</p><p>Follow me on Twitter for some more baseball and Royals content! @TheMFinKC</p><p>Further inquiries: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.com</p><p>https://www.fansfirstsports.com/</p><p>http://farmtofountains.com/</p><p>Shout out to r/KCRoyals and r/Baseball</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>2940</itunes:duration>
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      <title>The best and worst case scenarios have occurred - Royal de Lux 8.30.24</title>
      <description>Two great deals for the price of one! The Royals beat up the guys that are preventing them from winning division and we lose core players! Experiencing the joys and sorrows of life are key to one's growth! I'm not going insane or anything!
Follow me on Twitter for some more baseball and Royals content! @TheMFinKC
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      <pubDate>Fri, 30 Aug 2024 06:01:39 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>The best and worst case scenarios have occurred</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Lux</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>The Royals win some important games! And then lose important players. And games.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Two great deals for the price of one! The Royals beat up the guys that are preventing them from winning division and we lose core players! Experiencing the joys and sorrows of life are key to one's growth! I'm not going insane or anything!
Follow me on Twitter for some more baseball and Royals content! @TheMFinKC
Further inquiries: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.com
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        <![CDATA[<p>Two great deals for the price of one! The Royals beat up the guys that are preventing them from winning division and we lose core players! Experiencing the joys and sorrows of life are key to one's growth! I'm not going insane or anything!</p><p>Follow me on Twitter for some more baseball and Royals content! @TheMFinKC</p><p>Further inquiries: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.com</p><p>https://www.fansfirstsports.com/</p><p>http://farmtofountains.com/</p><p>Shout out to r/KCRoyals and r/Baseball</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <itunes:duration>3776</itunes:duration>
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      <title>The end is approaching with a nice, clear playoff view in sight - Royal de Lux 8.23.24</title>
      <description>For once, we get to say the Royals regular season is almost over with the possibility of more on the way. With 35 games left to play, the Royals are 15 games above .500 and hold a playoff berth by 5 games. What can they do to hold on as they tough out a brutal part of the schedule?
AMA with Anne Rogers: https://old.reddit.com/r/KCRoyals/comments/1exvhyu/ama_with_mlbcom_royals_beat_writer_anne_rogers/
Follow me on Twitter for some more baseball and Royals content! @TheMFinKC
Further inquiries: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.com
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      <pubDate>Fri, 23 Aug 2024 10:52:43 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>The end is approaching with a nice, clear playoff view in sight</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Lux</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle></itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>For once, we get to say the Royals regular season is almost over with the possibility of more on the way. With 35 games left to play, the Royals are 15 games above .500 and hold a playoff berth by 5 games. What can they do to hold on as they tough out a brutal part of the schedule?
AMA with Anne Rogers: https://old.reddit.com/r/KCRoyals/comments/1exvhyu/ama_with_mlbcom_royals_beat_writer_anne_rogers/
Follow me on Twitter for some more baseball and Royals content! @TheMFinKC
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        <![CDATA[<p>For once, we get to say the Royals regular season is almost over with the possibility of more on the way. With 35 games left to play, the Royals are 15 games above .500 and hold a playoff berth by 5 games. What can they do to hold on as they tough out a brutal part of the schedule?</p><p>AMA with Anne Rogers: https://old.reddit.com/r/KCRoyals/comments/1exvhyu/ama_with_mlbcom_royals_beat_writer_anne_rogers/</p><p>Follow me on Twitter for some more baseball and Royals content! @TheMFinKC</p><p>Further inquiries: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.com</p><p>https://www.fansfirstsports.com/</p><p>http://farmtofountains.com/</p><p>Shout out to r/KCRoyals and r/Baseball</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>Are The Royals Ready for Prime Time? Is Bobby Witt Jr. An MVP? - Royal de Lux 8.09.24</title>
      <description>The Royals drop a very important series to the Boston Red Sox, but salvage it in the end with a huge win that hopefully shows they can still do this.  Also, Bobby Witt Jr. . . . you get the idea.
Follow me on Twitter for some more baseball and Royals content! @TheMFinKC
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      <pubDate>Fri, 09 Aug 2024 08:16:32 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>Are The Royals Ready for Prime Time? Is Bobby Witt Jr. An MVP?</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Lux</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Is Kamala Brat? Is Taylor Swift My Community?</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>The Royals drop a very important series to the Boston Red Sox, but salvage it in the end with a huge win that hopefully shows they can still do this.  Also, Bobby Witt Jr. . . . you get the idea.
Follow me on Twitter for some more baseball and Royals content! @TheMFinKC
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        <![CDATA[<p>The Royals drop a very important series to the Boston Red Sox, but salvage it in the end with a huge win that hopefully shows they can still do this.  Also, Bobby Witt Jr. . . . you get the idea.</p><p>Follow me on Twitter for some more baseball and Royals content! @TheMFinKC</p><p>Further inquiries: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.com</p><p>https://www.fansfirstsports.com/</p><p>http://farmtofountains.com/</p><p>Shout out to r/KCRoyals and r/Baseball</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>2708</itunes:duration>
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      <title>The Royals still have a bad bullpen but a good team - Royal de Lux 8.05.24</title>
      <description>The Royals continue to overthink their bullpen problems, although I admit there's only so much they can do. It hasn't stopped them from pulling ahead of the Wild Card race, at least! ...For now. Hopefully for later, too. Oh god we play the Red Sox next
Follow me on Twitter for some more baseball and Royals content! @TheMFinKC
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      <pubDate>Mon, 05 Aug 2024 08:52:22 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>The Royals still have a bad bullpen but a good team</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Lux</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Why don't they just do what the internet funny guy says? Are they stupid?</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>The Royals continue to overthink their bullpen problems, although I admit there's only so much they can do. It hasn't stopped them from pulling ahead of the Wild Card race, at least! ...For now. Hopefully for later, too. Oh god we play the Red Sox next
Follow me on Twitter for some more baseball and Royals content! @TheMFinKC
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      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>The Royals continue to overthink their bullpen problems, although I admit there's only so much they can do. It hasn't stopped them from pulling ahead of the Wild Card race, at least! ...For now. Hopefully for later, too. Oh god we play the Red Sox next</p><p>Follow me on Twitter for some more baseball and Royals content! @TheMFinKC</p><p>Further inquiries: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.com</p><p>https://www.fansfirstsports.com/</p><p>http://farmtofountains.com/</p><p>Shout out to r/KCRoyals and r/Baseball</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <itunes:duration>3383</itunes:duration>
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      <title>The Royals' trade deadline wasn't perfect, but Bobby Witt Jr. is - Royal de Lux 8.02.24</title>
      <description>The Royals improve their squad by acquiring four interesting players at the deadline, but it still seems like the real talk is how Bobby Witt Jr. is doing unspeakable things on the baseball diamond. Also the White Sox are bad lol
Follow the podcast for more baseball, especially Royals-related content @royaldeluxpod and/or follow me on Twitter for other general nonsense @TheMFinKC
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      <pubDate>Fri, 02 Aug 2024 11:41:33 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>The Royals' trade deadline wasn't perfect, but Bobby Witt Jr. is</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Lux</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Guys the Royals got in trades &amp; a guy the Royals could never trade</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>The Royals improve their squad by acquiring four interesting players at the deadline, but it still seems like the real talk is how Bobby Witt Jr. is doing unspeakable things on the baseball diamond. Also the White Sox are bad lol
Follow the podcast for more baseball, especially Royals-related content @royaldeluxpod and/or follow me on Twitter for other general nonsense @TheMFinKC
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      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>The Royals improve their squad by acquiring four interesting players at the deadline, but it still seems like the real talk is how Bobby Witt Jr. is doing unspeakable things on the baseball diamond. Also the White Sox are bad lol</p><p>Follow the podcast for more baseball, especially Royals-related content @royaldeluxpod and/or follow me on Twitter for other general nonsense @TheMFinKC</p><p>Further inquiries: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.com</p><p>https://www.fansfirstsports.com/</p><p>http://farmtofountains.com/</p><p>Shout out to r/KCRoyals and r/Baseball</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>4446</itunes:duration>
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      <title>Manager ejections, closer troubles and basically every possible trade scenario - Royal de Lux 7.29.24</title>
      <description>The Royals have a rough week with a few heartbreaking, disappointing or just outright annoying losses that have me re-evaluating their options in the bullpen.  Good thing everybody's trying to trade everybody else for another couple of days, so hopefully that will sort itself out.
Follow the podcast for more baseball, especially Royals-related content @royaldeluxpod and/or follow me on Twitter for other general nonsense @TheMFinKC
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      <pubDate>Mon, 29 Jul 2024 09:23:27 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>Manager ejections, closer troubles and basically every possible trade scenario</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Lux</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>I talk about players that aren't on the Royals for a long time.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>The Royals have a rough week with a few heartbreaking, disappointing or just outright annoying losses that have me re-evaluating their options in the bullpen.  Good thing everybody's trying to trade everybody else for another couple of days, so hopefully that will sort itself out.
Follow the podcast for more baseball, especially Royals-related content @royaldeluxpod and/or follow me on Twitter for other general nonsense @TheMFinKC
Further inquiries: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.com
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Shout out to r/KCRoyals and r/Baseball
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>The Royals have a rough week with a few heartbreaking, disappointing or just outright annoying losses that have me re-evaluating their options in the bullpen.  Good thing everybody's trying to trade everybody else for another couple of days, so hopefully that will sort itself out.</p><p>Follow the podcast for more baseball, especially Royals-related content @royaldeluxpod and/or follow me on Twitter for other general nonsense @TheMFinKC</p><p>Further inquiries: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.com</p><p>https://www.fansfirstsports.com/</p><p>http://farmtofountains.com/</p><p>Shout out to r/KCRoyals and r/Baseball</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <itunes:duration>5069</itunes:duration>
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      <title>A perfect start to the second half - Royal de Lux 7.22.24</title>
      <description>Gonna put this in the notes because I somehow forgot to mention this on the podcast but the Red Sox, Twins and Guardians all lost games so the Royals are back in playoff contention as of now. Yeah.
Follow the podcast for more baseball, especially Royals-related content @royaldeluxpod and/or follow me on Twitter for other general nonsense @TheMFinKC
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      <pubDate>Mon, 22 Jul 2024 08:36:54 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>A perfect start to the second half</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Lux</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>The Royals sweep the White Sox while their playoff rivals fall behind</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Gonna put this in the notes because I somehow forgot to mention this on the podcast but the Red Sox, Twins and Guardians all lost games so the Royals are back in playoff contention as of now. Yeah.
Follow the podcast for more baseball, especially Royals-related content @royaldeluxpod and/or follow me on Twitter for other general nonsense @TheMFinKC
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Shout out to r/KCRoyals and r/Baseball
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>Gonna put this in the notes because I somehow forgot to mention this on the podcast but the Red Sox, Twins and Guardians all lost games so the Royals are back in playoff contention as of now. Yeah.</p><p>Follow the podcast for more baseball, especially Royals-related content @royaldeluxpod and/or follow me on Twitter for other general nonsense @TheMFinKC</p><p>Further inquiries: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.com</p><p>https://www.fansfirstsports.com/</p><p>http://farmtofountains.com/</p><p>Shout out to r/KCRoyals and r/Baseball</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>3149</itunes:duration>
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      <title>The Royals get some help and have an All-Star Draft week - Royal de Lux 7.19.24</title>
      <description>The Royals do the very non-unthinkable and acquire a good reliever well before the deadline! Just like I totally said would happen. They then go on to pick the most interesting guy in the MLB Draft, blueball everyone in the world who enjoys the Home Run Derby, and make everyone super jealous of having four All-Stars on the same field at the same time*.
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      <pubDate>Fri, 19 Jul 2024 12:48:53 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>The Royals get some help and have an All-Star Draft week </itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Lux</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>This organization really likes power-hitting Italians who play first</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>The Royals do the very non-unthinkable and acquire a good reliever well before the deadline! Just like I totally said would happen. They then go on to pick the most interesting guy in the MLB Draft, blueball everyone in the world who enjoys the Home Run Derby, and make everyone super jealous of having four All-Stars on the same field at the same time*.
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        <![CDATA[<p>The Royals do the very non-unthinkable and acquire a good reliever well before the deadline! Just like I totally said would happen. They then go on to pick the most interesting guy in the MLB Draft, blueball everyone in the world who enjoys the Home Run Derby, and make everyone super jealous of having four All-Stars on the same field at the same time*.</p><p>Follow the podcast for more baseball, especially Royals-related content @royaldeluxpod and/or follow me on Twitter for other general nonsense @TheMFinKC</p><p>Further inquiries: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.com</p><p>https://www.fansfirstsports.com/</p><p>http://farmtofountains.com/</p><p>Shout out to r/KCRoyals and r/Baseball</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>The Royals have FOUR All-Stars, but still one problematic player... - Royal de Lux 7.08.24</title>
      <description>The Royals are so good this year they have four players going to the All-Star Game. That's more than the Orioles! So take THAT Baltimore! I love gloating about how cool my favorite team is! Bobby Witt Jr., Salvador Perez and Seth Lugo were announced as very obvious selections, but Cole Ragans got a (somewhat) surprising nod as well! RANGERS DON'T LOOK
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      <pubDate>Mon, 08 Jul 2024 08:42:58 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>The Royals have FOUR All-Stars, but still one problematic player...</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Lux</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Spoiler alert Salvador Perez made the All-Star Game</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>The Royals are so good this year they have four players going to the All-Star Game. That's more than the Orioles! So take THAT Baltimore! I love gloating about how cool my favorite team is! Bobby Witt Jr., Salvador Perez and Seth Lugo were announced as very obvious selections, but Cole Ragans got a (somewhat) surprising nod as well! RANGERS DON'T LOOK
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        <![CDATA[<p>The Royals are so good this year they have four players going to the All-Star Game. That's more than the Orioles! So take THAT Baltimore! I love gloating about how cool my favorite team is! Bobby Witt Jr., Salvador Perez and Seth Lugo were announced as very obvious selections, but Cole Ragans got a (somewhat) surprising nod as well! RANGERS DON'T LOOK</p><p>Follow the podcast for more baseball, especially Royals-related content @royaldeluxpod and/or follow me on Twitter for other general nonsense @TheMFinKC</p><p>Further inquiries: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.com</p><p>https://www.fansfirstsports.com/</p><p>http://farmtofountains.com/</p><p>Shout out to r/KCRoyals and r/Baseball</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>Alec Marsh is a First-World Problem - Royal de Lux 7.05.24</title>
      <description>Talking about good vibes despite losing games, Fourth of July experiences and why Alec Marsh isn't much of a problem.
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      <pubDate>Fri, 05 Jul 2024 10:44:44 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>Alec Marsh is a First-World Problem</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Lux</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>`Imagine not having five good starters at the same time.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Talking about good vibes despite losing games, Fourth of July experiences and why Alec Marsh isn't much of a problem.
Follow the podcast for more baseball, especially Royals-related content @royaldeluxpod and/or follow me on Twitter for other general nonsense @TheMFinKC
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        <![CDATA[<p>Talking about good vibes despite losing games, Fourth of July experiences and why Alec Marsh isn't much of a problem.</p><p>Follow the podcast for more baseball, especially Royals-related content @royaldeluxpod and/or follow me on Twitter for other general nonsense @TheMFinKC</p><p>Further inquiries: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.com</p><p>https://www.fansfirstsports.com/</p><p>http://farmtofountains.com/</p><p>Shout out to r/KCRoyals and r/Baseball</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>3380</itunes:duration>
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      <title>Seth Lugo, the AL All-Star STARTER?! The Royals have never been more back - Royal de Lux 7.01.24</title>
      <description>Within about seven days, discussion about the Royals has shifted from "what if they trade Seth Lugo" to "what if Seth Lugo starts the All-Star Game?" He pitched another brilliant game to close a dominant 3-1 series win against our sworn enemies who really thought they had us for a second. If only home runs could be called properly!
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      <pubDate>Mon, 01 Jul 2024 10:38:55 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>Seth Lugo, the AL All-Star STARTER?! The Royals have never been more back</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Lux</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Rumors of the 2024 Royals' demise were greatly exaggerated</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Within about seven days, discussion about the Royals has shifted from "what if they trade Seth Lugo" to "what if Seth Lugo starts the All-Star Game?" He pitched another brilliant game to close a dominant 3-1 series win against our sworn enemies who really thought they had us for a second. If only home runs could be called properly!
Follow the podcast for more baseball, especially Royals-related content @royaldeluxpod and/or follow me on Twitter for other general nonsense @TheMFinKC
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        <![CDATA[<p>Within about seven days, discussion about the Royals has shifted from "what if they trade Seth Lugo" to "what if Seth Lugo starts the All-Star Game?" He pitched another brilliant game to close a dominant 3-1 series win against our sworn enemies who really thought they had us for a second. If only home runs could be called properly!</p><p>Follow the podcast for more baseball, especially Royals-related content @royaldeluxpod and/or follow me on Twitter for other general nonsense @TheMFinKC</p><p>Further inquiries: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.com</p><p>https://www.fansfirstsports.com/</p><p>http://farmtofountains.com/</p><p>Shout out to r/KCRoyals and r/Baseball</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>3468</itunes:duration>
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      <title>Royals heating back up and returning to form - Royal de Lux 6.28.24</title>
      <description>After a miserable couple of weeks, the Royals finally start to look like their old selves again and take three of the last four games, including a win of the first game against Cleveland. It's the perfect time for the boys to start playing some ball again.
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      <pubDate>Fri, 28 Jun 2024 13:52:32 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>Royals heating back up and returning to form </itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Lux</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>After a miserable couple of weeks, the Royals finally start to look like their old selves again.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>After a miserable couple of weeks, the Royals finally start to look like their old selves again and take three of the last four games, including a win of the first game against Cleveland. It's the perfect time for the boys to start playing some ball again.
Follow the podcast for more baseball, especially Royals-related content @royaldeluxpod and/or follow me on Twitter for other general nonsense @TheMFinKC
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Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>After a miserable couple of weeks, the Royals finally start to look like their old selves again and take three of the last four games, including a win of the first game against Cleveland. It's the perfect time for the boys to start playing some ball again.</p><p>Follow the podcast for more baseball, especially Royals-related content @royaldeluxpod and/or follow me on Twitter for other general nonsense @TheMFinKC</p><p>Further inquiries: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.com</p><p>https://www.fansfirstsports.com/</p><p>http://farmtofountains.com/</p><p>Shout out to r/KCRoyals and r/Baseball</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>3319</itunes:duration>
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      <title>The Royals continue to decline; is it time to give up? - Royal de Lux 6.24.24</title>
      <description>The Royals continue to not win games and that sucks. Their safety net is almost fully depleted and now it seems like drastic measures should be taken. Dare I say... *gasp* SELL what's on the roster?!
In this episode I break down why that's a terrible and stupid idea.
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      <pubDate>Mon, 24 Jun 2024 11:50:35 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>The Royals continue to decline; is it time to give up?</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Lux</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>When you say "it's just one of those days" every day for a month</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>The Royals continue to not win games and that sucks. Their safety net is almost fully depleted and now it seems like drastic measures should be taken. Dare I say... *gasp* SELL what's on the roster?!
In this episode I break down why that's a terrible and stupid idea.
Follow the podcast for more baseball, especially Royals-related content @royaldeluxpod and/or follow me on Twitter for other general nonsense @TheMFinKC
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Shout out to r/KCRoyals and r/Baseball
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>The Royals continue to not win games and that sucks. Their safety net is almost fully depleted and now it seems like drastic measures should be taken. Dare I say... *gasp* SELL what's on the roster?!</p><p>In this episode I break down why that's a terrible and stupid idea.</p><p>Follow the podcast for more baseball, especially Royals-related content @royaldeluxpod and/or follow me on Twitter for other general nonsense @TheMFinKC</p><p>Further inquiries: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.com</p><p>https://www.fansfirstsports.com/</p><p>http://farmtofountains.com/</p><p>Shout out to r/KCRoyals and r/Baseball</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>3480</itunes:duration>
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      <title>Symptoms and solutions to the Royals' latest skid - Royal de Lux 6.21.24</title>
      <description>The Royals have had a difficult schedule lately, and even with it clearing up things haven't been as good as they were before. There are a lot of numbers and factors going into it that I talk about, as well as some players I think the Royals could reasonably acquire that would help out a lot.
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      <pubDate>Fri, 21 Jun 2024 13:13:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>Symptoms and solutions to the Royals' latest skid</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Lux</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>The Royals have been losing a lot, and there are some good and bad things to it</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>The Royals have had a difficult schedule lately, and even with it clearing up things haven't been as good as they were before. There are a lot of numbers and factors going into it that I talk about, as well as some players I think the Royals could reasonably acquire that would help out a lot.
Follow the podcast for more baseball, especially Royals-related content @royaldeluxpod and/or follow me on Twitter for other general nonsense @TheMFinKC
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Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>The Royals have had a difficult schedule lately, and even with it clearing up things haven't been as good as they were before. There are a lot of numbers and factors going into it that I talk about, as well as some players I think the Royals could reasonably acquire that would help out a lot.</p><p>Follow the podcast for more baseball, especially Royals-related content @royaldeluxpod and/or follow me on Twitter for other general nonsense @TheMFinKC</p><p>Further inquiries: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.com</p><p>https://www.fansfirstsports.com/</p><p>http://farmtofountains.com/</p><p>Shout out to r/KCRoyals and r/Baseball</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <itunes:duration>3613</itunes:duration>
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      <title>The Royals vibe their way to greatness - Royal de Lux 6.10.24</title>
      <description>Ha ha. I mean, this season just doesn't feel real at this point. How can so many great things be happening all at once? Well, okay, we've got some problems with pitchers. Can they be fixed by vibes as well? It's working for MJ Melendez so far.
Follow the podcast for more baseball, especially Royals-related content @royaldeluxpod and/or follow me on Twitter for other general nonsense @TheMFinKC
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      <pubDate>Mon, 10 Jun 2024 12:14:35 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>The Royals vibe their way to greatness </itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Lux</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>The Kansas City Royals traumatize a friendly Pacific Northwest team for no reason</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Ha ha. I mean, this season just doesn't feel real at this point. How can so many great things be happening all at once? Well, okay, we've got some problems with pitchers. Can they be fixed by vibes as well? It's working for MJ Melendez so far.
Follow the podcast for more baseball, especially Royals-related content @royaldeluxpod and/or follow me on Twitter for other general nonsense @TheMFinKC
Further inquiries: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.com
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Shout out to r/KCRoyals and r/Baseball
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>Ha ha. I mean, this season just doesn't feel real at this point. How can so many great things be happening all at once? Well, okay, we've got some problems with pitchers. Can they be fixed by vibes as well? It's working for MJ Melendez so far.</p><p>Follow the podcast for more baseball, especially Royals-related content @royaldeluxpod and/or follow me on Twitter for other general nonsense @TheMFinKC</p><p>Further inquiries: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.com</p><p>https://www.fansfirstsports.com/</p><p>http://farmtofountains.com/</p><p>Shout out to r/KCRoyals and r/Baseball</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <itunes:duration>3136</itunes:duration>
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      <title>The Royals have been exposed... as legitimate contenders - Royal de Lux 6.07.24</title>
      <description>The Royals played the most important series of the season to date and showed that they're not perfect, but they absolutely live up to the hype.
Follow the podcast for more baseball, especially Royals-related content @royaldeluxpod and/or follow me on Twitter for other general nonsense @TheMFinKC
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      <pubDate>Fri, 07 Jun 2024 09:02:20 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>The Royals have been exposed... as legitimate contenders </itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Lux</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Unfortunately, it's true: the Royals really are good</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>The Royals played the most important series of the season to date and showed that they're not perfect, but they absolutely live up to the hype.
Follow the podcast for more baseball, especially Royals-related content @royaldeluxpod and/or follow me on Twitter for other general nonsense @TheMFinKC
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        <![CDATA[<p>The Royals played the most important series of the season to date and showed that they're not perfect, but they absolutely live up to the hype.</p><p>Follow the podcast for more baseball, especially Royals-related content @royaldeluxpod and/or follow me on Twitter for other general nonsense @TheMFinKC</p><p>Further inquiries: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.com</p><p>https://www.fansfirstsports.com/</p><p>http://farmtofountains.com/</p><p>Shout out to r/KCRoyals and r/Baseball</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <itunes:duration>3562</itunes:duration>
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      <title>Danger Approaching: The Most Important Series of the Year (so far)- Royal de Lux 6.03.24</title>
      <description>It's finally time to play the Guardians! And we do this after playing our worst stretch of the season! And one of our starters is now injured! And maybe Kyle Isbel too! Yay! Everything is going great and nothing is wrong at all!
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      <pubDate>Mon, 03 Jun 2024 12:59:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>Danger Approaching: The Most Important Series of the Year (so far)</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Lux</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>The Royals are finally playing the Cleveland Guardindians!</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>It's finally time to play the Guardians! And we do this after playing our worst stretch of the season! And one of our starters is now injured! And maybe Kyle Isbel too! Yay! Everything is going great and nothing is wrong at all!
Check out the r/KCRoyals Discord for a group watch of the Guardians series! https://discord.gg/Ctdey3t9Fb
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        <![CDATA[<p>It's finally time to play the Guardians! And we do this after playing our worst stretch of the season! And one of our starters is now injured! And maybe Kyle Isbel too! Yay! Everything is going great and nothing is wrong at all!</p><p>Check out the r/KCRoyals Discord for a group watch of the Guardians series! https://discord.gg/Ctdey3t9Fb</p><p>Follow the podcast for more baseball, especially Royals-related content @royaldeluxpod and/or follow me on Twitter for other general nonsense @TheMFinKC</p><p>Further inquiries: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.com</p><p>https://www.fansfirstsports.com/</p><p>http://farmtofountains.com/</p><p>Shout out to r/KCRoyals and r/Baseball</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>3345</itunes:duration>
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      <title>The Royals are losing games - are the good times ending? - Royal de Lux 5.31.24</title>
      <description>Quora prompt: OH NO! MY WINNING BASEBALL TEAM ISN'T WINNING AS MANY GAMES AS IT WAS PREVIOUSLY! WHAT DO I DO!
Lux's answer: Just be cool. Also remove Garrett Hampson.
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      <pubDate>Fri, 31 May 2024 12:38:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>The Royals are losing games - are the good times ending?</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Lux</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>After a 1-4 skid, are the Royals headed for oblivion?</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Quora prompt: OH NO! MY WINNING BASEBALL TEAM ISN'T WINNING AS MANY GAMES AS IT WAS PREVIOUSLY! WHAT DO I DO!
Lux's answer: Just be cool. Also remove Garrett Hampson.
Follow the podcast for more baseball, especially Royals-related content @royaldeluxpod and/or follow me on Twitter for other general nonsense @TheMFinKC
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        <![CDATA[<p>Quora prompt: OH NO! MY WINNING BASEBALL TEAM ISN'T WINNING AS MANY GAMES AS IT WAS PREVIOUSLY! WHAT DO I DO!</p><p>Lux's answer: Just be cool. Also remove Garrett Hampson.</p><p>Follow the podcast for more baseball, especially Royals-related content @royaldeluxpod and/or follow me on Twitter for other general nonsense @TheMFinKC</p><p>Further inquiries: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.com</p><p>https://www.fansfirstsports.com/</p><p>http://farmtofountains.com/</p><p>Shout out to r/KCRoyals and r/Baseball</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>2712</itunes:duration>
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      <title>The Boys Are Winning Some Ballgames - Royal de Lux 5.24.24</title>
      <description>The Royals have won, won again and continue to win. They're off to their best start in franchise history and one of the best starts in baseball history. What a time to be alive.
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      <pubDate>Fri, 24 May 2024 11:05:22 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>The Boys Are Winning Some Ballgames</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Lux</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>They're not just playing, they're winning!</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>The Royals have won, won again and continue to win. They're off to their best start in franchise history and one of the best starts in baseball history. What a time to be alive.
Follow the podcast for more baseball, especially Royals-related content @royaldeluxpod and/or follow me on Twitter for other general nonsense @TheMFinKC
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        <![CDATA[<p>The Royals have won, won again and continue to win. They're off to their best start in franchise history and one of the best starts in baseball history. What a time to be alive.</p><p>Follow the podcast for more baseball, especially Royals-related content @royaldeluxpod and/or follow me on Twitter for other general nonsense @TheMFinKC</p><p>Further inquiries: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.com</p><p>https://www.fansfirstsports.com/</p><p>http://farmtofountains.com/</p><p>Shout out to r/KCRoyals and r/Baseball</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>2988</itunes:duration>
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      <title>Seth Lugo, the Royals' second ace - Royal de Lux 5.13.24</title>
      <description>You thought Cole Ragans was the Royals pitcher to be scared of? That's cute. Seth Lugo has been absolute m o n e y this season despite my anxiety over it. Maybe there's nothing to worry about after all.
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      <pubDate>Mon, 13 May 2024 10:55:50 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>Seth Lugo, the Royals' second ace</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Lux</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>It's better to have two aces in the hole, right?</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>You thought Cole Ragans was the Royals pitcher to be scared of? That's cute. Seth Lugo has been absolute m o n e y this season despite my anxiety over it. Maybe there's nothing to worry about after all.
Follow the podcast for more baseball, especially Royals-related content @royaldeluxpod and/or follow me on Twitter for other general nonsense @TheMFinKC
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      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>You thought Cole Ragans was the Royals pitcher to be scared of? That's cute. Seth Lugo has been absolute m o n e y this season despite my anxiety over it. Maybe there's nothing to worry about after all.</p><p>Follow the podcast for more baseball, especially Royals-related content @royaldeluxpod and/or follow me on Twitter for other general nonsense @TheMFinKC</p><p>Further inquiries: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.com</p><p>https://www.fansfirstsports.com/</p><p>http://farmtofountains.com/</p><p>Shout out to r/KCRoyals and r/Baseball</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>2723</itunes:duration>
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      <title>The Royals keep winning despite lineup and bullpen malfunctions - Royal de Lux 5.10.24</title>
      <description>It seems like the Royals might want to add a bullpen arm to their arsenal. Armsenal? And boy do I have a great idea that nobody is going to want to hear. That's why I have this platform, to make you listen to my insane ramblings! I DO KNOW BALL!! Also, the middle and/or bottom of our lineup kinda sucks lol
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      <pubDate>Fri, 10 May 2024 10:40:25 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>The Royals keep winning despite lineup and bullpen malfunctions</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Lux</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Who knew you could still win games without your 7th best hitter?</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>It seems like the Royals might want to add a bullpen arm to their arsenal. Armsenal? And boy do I have a great idea that nobody is going to want to hear. That's why I have this platform, to make you listen to my insane ramblings! I DO KNOW BALL!! Also, the middle and/or bottom of our lineup kinda sucks lol
Follow the podcast for more baseball, especially Royals-related content @royaldeluxpod and/or follow me on Twitter for other general nonsense @TheMFinKC
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        <![CDATA[<p>It seems like the Royals might want to add a bullpen arm to their arsenal. Armsenal? And boy do I have a great idea that nobody is going to want to hear. That's why I have this platform, to make you listen to my insane ramblings! I DO KNOW BALL!! Also, the middle and/or bottom of our lineup kinda sucks lol</p><p>Follow the podcast for more baseball, especially Royals-related content @royaldeluxpod and/or follow me on Twitter for other general nonsense @TheMFinKC</p><p>Further inquiries: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.com</p><p>https://www.fansfirstsports.com/</p><p>http://farmtofountains.com/</p><p>Shout out to r/KCRoyals and r/Baseball</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>3570</itunes:duration>
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      <title>Scrutinizing the Royals offense, because the team is (still?!) good - Royal de Lux 5.06.24</title>
      <description>Oh hi! I'm back. But you know who never left? The very good 2024 Kansas City Royals, baby. I have it on good authority that this team is good, which means some hard decisions must be made. I'm such a hater and the sad thing is that I was right about certain players not performing up to standard, so like the pathetic armchair analyst I am I make demands on what should happen with other people's jobs.
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      <pubDate>Mon, 06 May 2024 11:34:19 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>Scrutinizing the Royals offense, because the team is (still?!) good</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Lux</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>The Royals are a good team, so they need to make hard decisions</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Oh hi! I'm back. But you know who never left? The very good 2024 Kansas City Royals, baby. I have it on good authority that this team is good, which means some hard decisions must be made. I'm such a hater and the sad thing is that I was right about certain players not performing up to standard, so like the pathetic armchair analyst I am I make demands on what should happen with other people's jobs.
Follow the podcast for more baseball, especially Royals-related content @royaldeluxpod and/or follow me on Twitter for other general nonsense @TheMFinKC
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        <![CDATA[<p>Oh hi! I'm back. But you know who never left? The very good 2024 Kansas City Royals, baby. I have it on good authority that this team is good, which means some hard decisions must be made. I'm such a hater and the sad thing is that I was right about certain players not performing up to standard, so like the pathetic armchair analyst I am I make demands on what should happen with other people's jobs.</p><p>Follow the podcast for more baseball, especially Royals-related content @royaldeluxpod and/or follow me on Twitter for other general nonsense @TheMFinKC</p><p>Further inquiries: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.com</p><p>https://www.fansfirstsports.com/</p><p>http://farmtofountains.com/</p><p>Shout out to r/KCRoyals and r/Baseball</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>3674</itunes:duration>
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      <title>I don't know what to say and I'm losing my mind - Royal de Lux 4.12.24</title>
      <description>I have no insight. I have no smart words. The Royals are literally too good. I can't believe it's happening and because it is I don't know how to process it.
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      <pubDate>Fri, 12 Apr 2024 11:27:55 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>I don't know what to say and I'm losing my mind</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Lux</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>The Royals have stunned the baseball world and that includes me</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>I have no insight. I have no smart words. The Royals are literally too good. I can't believe it's happening and because it is I don't know how to process it.
Follow the podcast for more baseball, especially Royals-related content @royaldeluxpod and/or follow me on Twitter for other general nonsense @TheMFinKC
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        <![CDATA[<p>I have no insight. I have no smart words. The Royals are literally too good. I can't believe it's happening and because it is I don't know how to process it.</p><p>Follow the podcast for more baseball, especially Royals-related content @royaldeluxpod and/or follow me on Twitter for other general nonsense @TheMFinKC</p><p>Further inquiries: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.com</p><p>https://www.fansfirstsports.com/</p><p>http://farmtofountains.com/</p><p>Shout out to r/KCRoyals and r/Baseball</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>3811</itunes:duration>
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      <title>How GOOD is the Royals pitching ACTUALLY? - Royal de Lux 4.09.24</title>
      <description>Inspired by a certain swiping Pokemon channel, I look at how freaking amazing the Royals rotation has been to begin this season. They've absolutely crushed the competition around them, including a four-game sweep of the Chicago White Sox, a team that thought it would be cool to be the 2019 Royals for some reason. Also, rumors of Hunter Renfroe's demise are greatly exaggerated.
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      <pubDate>Tue, 09 Apr 2024 13:03:39 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>How GOOD is the Royals pitching ACTUALLY?</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Lux</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>The Royals have a good rotation all of the sudden. Bottom text</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Inspired by a certain swiping Pokemon channel, I look at how freaking amazing the Royals rotation has been to begin this season. They've absolutely crushed the competition around them, including a four-game sweep of the Chicago White Sox, a team that thought it would be cool to be the 2019 Royals for some reason. Also, rumors of Hunter Renfroe's demise are greatly exaggerated.
Follow the podcast for more baseball, especially Royals-related content @royaldeluxpod and/or follow me on Twitter for other general nonsense @TheMFinKC
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      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>Inspired by a certain swiping Pokemon channel, I look at how freaking amazing the Royals rotation has been to begin this season. They've absolutely crushed the competition around them, including a four-game sweep of the Chicago White Sox, a team that thought it would be cool to be the 2019 Royals for some reason. Also, rumors of Hunter Renfroe's demise are greatly exaggerated.</p><p>Follow the podcast for more baseball, especially Royals-related content @royaldeluxpod and/or follow me on Twitter for other general nonsense @TheMFinKC</p><p>Further inquiries: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.com</p><p>https://www.fansfirstsports.com/</p><p>http://farmtofountains.com/</p><p>Shout out to r/KCRoyals and r/Baseball</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>2657</itunes:duration>
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      <title>The Stadium Vote fails, but the Royals rotation is overwhelmingly successful - Royal de Lux 4.05.24</title>
      <description>I DONT WANT TO TALK ABOUT THE STADIUM BUT I HAVE TO ANYWAY. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA whatever. It is what it is. Everything is going to be fine. And I dunno, worst case scenario, we still have some amazing pitching right now. It turns out we CAN have nice things sometimes.
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      <pubDate>Fri, 05 Apr 2024 13:54:25 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>The Stadium Vote fails, but the Royals rotation is overwhelmingly successful</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Lux</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>The Royals may not have a downtown stadium, but they do have great starting pitching!</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>I DONT WANT TO TALK ABOUT THE STADIUM BUT I HAVE TO ANYWAY. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA whatever. It is what it is. Everything is going to be fine. And I dunno, worst case scenario, we still have some amazing pitching right now. It turns out we CAN have nice things sometimes.
Follow the podcast for more baseball, especially Royals-related content @royaldeluxpod and/or follow me on Twitter for other general nonsense @TheMFinKC
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        <![CDATA[<p>I DONT WANT TO TALK ABOUT THE STADIUM BUT I HAVE TO ANYWAY. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA whatever. It is what it is. Everything is going to be fine. And I dunno, worst case scenario, we still have some amazing pitching right now. It turns out we CAN have nice things sometimes.</p><p>Follow the podcast for more baseball, especially Royals-related content @royaldeluxpod and/or follow me on Twitter for other general nonsense @TheMFinKC</p><p>Further inquiries: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.com</p><p>https://www.fansfirstsports.com/</p><p>http://farmtofountains.com/</p><p>Shout out to r/KCRoyals and r/Baseball</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>4174</itunes:duration>
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      <title>The Royals end a losing series with a huge win - Royal de Lux 4.01.24</title>
      <description>After dropping the first two games of the season, the Royals pull off a MASSIVE W to silence the haters. We're back, baby, and I never doubted them for a second. Non-overreactor over here, look at me. GIVE ME ATTENTION!!
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      <pubDate>Mon, 01 Apr 2024 12:04:23 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>The Royals end a losing series with a huge win</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Lux</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>The Royals end a losing series with a huge win</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>After dropping the first two games of the season, the Royals pull off a MASSIVE W to silence the haters. We're back, baby, and I never doubted them for a second. Non-overreactor over here, look at me. GIVE ME ATTENTION!!
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        <![CDATA[<p>After dropping the first two games of the season, the Royals pull off a MASSIVE W to silence the haters. We're back, baby, and I never doubted them for a second. Non-overreactor over here, look at me. GIVE ME ATTENTION!!</p><p>Follow the podcast for more baseball, especially Royals-related content @royaldeluxpod and/or follow me on Twitter for other general nonsense @TheMFinKC</p><p>Further inquiries: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.com</p><p>https://www.fansfirstsports.com/</p><p>http://farmtofountains.com/</p><p>Shout out to r/KCRoyals and r/Baseball</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>The Royals are HUMBLED on Opening Day - Royal de Lux 3.29.23</title>
      <description>It turns out the Royals might not be the best baseball team around. Well, shucks. There go my fall plans. The Royals drop the first game of the season to the Minnesota Twins--wait, didn't I write this summary last year? We're doing this again? Well, at least Maikel Garcia is hitting baseballs really hard and Cole Ragans might be him.
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      <pubDate>Fri, 29 Mar 2024 12:28:04 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>The Royals are HUMBLED on Opening Day</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Lux</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Oh, right! This team ISN'T that good!</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>It turns out the Royals might not be the best baseball team around. Well, shucks. There go my fall plans. The Royals drop the first game of the season to the Minnesota Twins--wait, didn't I write this summary last year? We're doing this again? Well, at least Maikel Garcia is hitting baseballs really hard and Cole Ragans might be him.
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        <![CDATA[<p>It turns out the Royals might not be the best baseball team around. Well, shucks. There go my fall plans. The Royals drop the first game of the season to the Minnesota Twins--wait, didn't I write this summary last year? We're doing this again? Well, at least Maikel Garcia is hitting baseballs really hard and Cole Ragans might be him.</p><p>Follow the podcast for more baseball, especially Royals-related content @royaldeluxpod and/or follow me on Twitter for other general nonsense @TheMFinKC</p><p>Further inquiries: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.com</p><p>https://www.fansfirstsports.com/</p><p>http://farmtofountains.com/</p><p>Shout out to r/KCRoyals and r/Baseball</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>The final roster update before OPENING DAY! - Royal de Lux 3.25.23</title>
      <description>You hear that? That's the sound of baseball coming back, baby. The next episode will be talking about the first Royals game of the season, but before we get into that we have to talk about who we're even bringing into Opening Day. Spoiler: Not Nick Pratto
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      <pubDate>Mon, 25 Mar 2024 11:12:43 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>The final roster update before OPENING DAY!</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Lux</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>One last show before the season begins</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>You hear that? That's the sound of baseball coming back, baby. The next episode will be talking about the first Royals game of the season, but before we get into that we have to talk about who we're even bringing into Opening Day. Spoiler: Not Nick Pratto
Follow the podcast for more baseball, especially Royals-related content @royaldeluxpod and/or follow me on Twitter for other general nonsense @TheMFinKC
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        <![CDATA[<p>You hear that? That's the sound of baseball coming back, baby. The next episode will be talking about the first Royals game of the season, but before we get into that we have to talk about who we're even bringing into Opening Day. Spoiler: Not Nick Pratto</p><p>Follow the podcast for more baseball, especially Royals-related content @royaldeluxpod and/or follow me on Twitter for other general nonsense @TheMFinKC</p><p>Further inquiries: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.com</p><p>https://www.fansfirstsports.com/</p><p>http://farmtofountains.com/</p><p>Shout out to r/KCRoyals and r/Baseball</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>CALLING MY SHOT - Predicting the 2024 MLB Season! - Royal de Lux 3.23.24</title>
      <description>Video form: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZfmkHQbP7B0
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      <pubDate>Sat, 23 Mar 2024 13:41:13 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>CALLING MY SHOT - Predicting the 2024 MLB Season! </itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Lux</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Making predictions on every division's standings, award winners, etc.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Video form: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZfmkHQbP7B0
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        <![CDATA[<p>Video form: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZfmkHQbP7B0</p><p>Follow the podcast for more baseball, especially Royals-related content @royaldeluxpod and/or follow me on Twitter for other general nonsense @TheMFinKC</p><p>Further inquiries: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.com</p><p>https://www.fansfirstsports.com/</p><p>http://farmtofountains.com/</p><p>Shout out to r/KCRoyals and r/Baseball</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>Alec Marsh completes the rotation as the Royals inch closer to finalizing their Opening Day roster - Royal de Lux 3.22.24</title>
      <description>Alec Marsh has won the final rotation spot as Jordan Lyles shifts to the bullpen. Angel Zerpa wins a bullpen spot as Daniel Lynch IV shifts to Omaha. Nelson Velazquez somehow wins an outfield spot which might push someone important off the roster. Interesting decisions are being made as the regular season is just a week away!
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      <pubDate>Fri, 22 Mar 2024 13:15:23 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>Alec Marsh completes the rotation as the Royals inch closer to finalizing their Opening Day roster</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Lux</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Discussing the last couple openings on the Royals roster as Opening Day draws near</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Alec Marsh has won the final rotation spot as Jordan Lyles shifts to the bullpen. Angel Zerpa wins a bullpen spot as Daniel Lynch IV shifts to Omaha. Nelson Velazquez somehow wins an outfield spot which might push someone important off the roster. Interesting decisions are being made as the regular season is just a week away!
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        <![CDATA[<p>Alec Marsh has won the final rotation spot as Jordan Lyles shifts to the bullpen. Angel Zerpa wins a bullpen spot as Daniel Lynch IV shifts to Omaha. Nelson Velazquez somehow wins an outfield spot which might push someone important off the roster. Interesting decisions are being made as the regular season is just a week away!</p><p>Follow the podcast for more baseball, especially Royals-related content @royaldeluxpod and/or follow me on Twitter for other general nonsense @TheMFinKC</p><p>Further inquiries: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.com</p><p>https://www.fansfirstsports.com/</p><p>http://farmtofountains.com/</p><p>Shout out to r/KCRoyals and r/Baseball</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>2982</itunes:duration>
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      <title>Spring Training Stories &amp; Extra Free Agents? - Royal de Lux 3.16.24</title>
      <description>Things are happening in Spring Training! Including the Royals winning baseball games! What a delight! Dudes like Alec Marsh and Gavin Cross are turning heads with their improvements and fixtures this season, making the Royals' future just a little brighter. Plus, some free agents are still out there and, I dunno, maybe something crazy will happen and the Royals actually think about getting one. Probably not but CONTENT, BABY!!
New episodes every Monday and Friday! If you would like, please leave a rating and a review on your preferred platform, it would mean a lot!
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      <pubDate>Sat, 16 Mar 2024 15:31:16 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>Spring Training Stories &amp; Extra Free Agents?</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Lux</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Glossing over some reports from ST and looking at still unsigned free agents</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Things are happening in Spring Training! Including the Royals winning baseball games! What a delight! Dudes like Alec Marsh and Gavin Cross are turning heads with their improvements and fixtures this season, making the Royals' future just a little brighter. Plus, some free agents are still out there and, I dunno, maybe something crazy will happen and the Royals actually think about getting one. Probably not but CONTENT, BABY!!
New episodes every Monday and Friday! If you would like, please leave a rating and a review on your preferred platform, it would mean a lot!
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        <![CDATA[<p>Things are happening in Spring Training! Including the Royals winning baseball games! What a delight! Dudes like Alec Marsh and Gavin Cross are turning heads with their improvements and fixtures this season, making the Royals' future just a little brighter. Plus, some free agents are still out there and, I dunno, maybe something crazy will happen and the Royals actually think about getting one. Probably not but CONTENT, BABY!!</p><p>New episodes every Monday and Friday! If you would like, please leave a rating and a review on your preferred platform, it would mean a lot!</p><p>Follow the podcast for more baseball, especially Royals-related content @royaldeluxpod and/or follow me on Twitter for other general nonsense @TheMFinKC</p><p>Further inquiries: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.com</p><p>https://www.fansfirstsports.com/</p><p>http://farmtofountains.com/</p><p>Shout out to r/KCRoyals and r/Baseball</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>The Biased Opening Day Roster Projection - Royal de Lux 3.08.24</title>
      <description>Who's going to play for the Royals on March 28? YOUR MOM LOL. Nah but it could be anyone. . . . . . Actually, no it couldn't, it's going to be specific guys for specific reasons, because that's how bias works. Let's bias our way through a BS roster projection!
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      <pubDate>Fri, 08 Mar 2024 12:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>The Biased Opening Day Roster Projection</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Lux</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Who makes the Opening Day roster for the Kansas City Royals in 2024?</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Who's going to play for the Royals on March 28? YOUR MOM LOL. Nah but it could be anyone. . . . . . Actually, no it couldn't, it's going to be specific guys for specific reasons, because that's how bias works. Let's bias our way through a BS roster projection!
New episodes every Monday and Friday! If you would like, please leave a rating and a review on your preferred platform, it would mean a lot!
Follow the podcast for more baseball, especially Royals-related content @royaldeluxpod and/or follow me on Twitter for other general nonsense @TheMFinKC
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        <![CDATA[<p>Who's going to play for the Royals on March 28? YOUR MOM LOL. Nah but it could be anyone. . . . . . Actually, no it couldn't, it's going to be specific guys for specific reasons, because that's how bias works. Let's bias our way through a BS roster projection!</p><p>New episodes every Monday and Friday! If you would like, please leave a rating and a review on your preferred platform, it would mean a lot!</p><p>Follow the podcast for more baseball, especially Royals-related content @royaldeluxpod and/or follow me on Twitter for other general nonsense @TheMFinKC</p><p>Further inquiries: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.com</p><p>https://www.fansfirstsports.com/</p><p>http://farmtofountains.com/</p><p>Shout out to r/KCRoyals and r/Baseball</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>The Royals are back, but they're not done - Royal de Lux 3.04.24</title>
      <description>Spring is here again! I don't care that it was like 30 degrees a week ago! IT'S SPRING!! BASEBALL IS BEING PLAYED!!!! And the Royals are still doing things to improve their roster (I hope)!!! And their jerseys???? And where they play ... . .. . . . . maybe not that one but, fingers crossed.
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      <pubDate>Mon, 04 Mar 2024 14:10:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>The Royals are back, but they're not done</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Lux</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Even as Spring Training rolls around, the Royals still have moves to make.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Spring is here again! I don't care that it was like 30 degrees a week ago! IT'S SPRING!! BASEBALL IS BEING PLAYED!!!! And the Royals are still doing things to improve their roster (I hope)!!! And their jerseys???? And where they play ... . .. . . . . maybe not that one but, fingers crossed.
New episodes every Monday and Friday! If you would like, please leave a rating and a review on your preferred platform, it would mean a lot!
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        <![CDATA[<p>Spring is here again! I don't care that it was like 30 degrees a week ago! IT'S SPRING!! BASEBALL IS BEING PLAYED!!!! And the Royals are still doing things to improve their roster (I hope)!!! And their jerseys???? And where they play ... . .. . . . . maybe not that one but, fingers crossed.</p><p>New episodes every Monday and Friday! If you would like, please leave a rating and a review on your preferred platform, it would mean a lot!</p><p>Follow the podcast for more baseball, especially Royals-related content @royaldeluxpod and/or follow me on Twitter for other general nonsense @TheMFinKC</p><p>Further inquiries: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.com</p><p>https://www.fansfirstsports.com/</p><p>http://farmtofountains.com/</p><p>Shout out to r/KCRoyals and r/Baseball</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>7 for 11: The Royals Extend Bobby Witt Jr. with a franchise-altering deal - Royal de Lux 2.06.24</title>
      <description>The Royals were one of three Major League Baseball teams to have never signed a 9-year deal before, until February 5th, 2024 when Bobby Witt Jr. signed an 11-year, $288.7 million contract to stay in Kansas City.  Everything we've asked for has happened.  This is special.
New episodes every Monday and Friday! If you would like, please leave a rating and a review on your preferred platform, it would mean a lot!
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      <pubDate>Tue, 06 Feb 2024 06:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>7 for 11: The Royals Extend Bobby Witt Jr. with a franchise-altering deal </itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Lux</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Bobby Witt Jr. Extended.  It happened.  It's real.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>The Royals were one of three Major League Baseball teams to have never signed a 9-year deal before, until February 5th, 2024 when Bobby Witt Jr. signed an 11-year, $288.7 million contract to stay in Kansas City.  Everything we've asked for has happened.  This is special.
New episodes every Monday and Friday! If you would like, please leave a rating and a review on your preferred platform, it would mean a lot!
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        <![CDATA[<p>The Royals were one of three Major League Baseball teams to have never signed a 9-year deal before, until February 5th, 2024 when Bobby Witt Jr. signed an 11-year, $288.7 million contract to stay in Kansas City.  Everything we've asked for has happened.  This is special.</p><p>New episodes every Monday and Friday! If you would like, please leave a rating and a review on your preferred platform, it would mean a lot!</p><p>Follow the podcast for more baseball, especially Royals-related content @royaldeluxpod and/or follow me on Twitter for other general nonsense @TheMFinKC</p><p>Further inquiries: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.com</p><p>https://www.fansfirstsports.com/</p><p>http://farmtofountains.com/</p><p>Shout out to r/KCRoyals</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>2070</itunes:duration>
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      <title>Are the Royals signing TOO MANY GUYS?! - Royal de Lux 2.05.24</title>
      <description>Is it possible for the Royals to have signed TOO MANY guys? Who would've thought that the good 'ol Kansas City Royals would be trying to make more Major League signings than anybody else. This may or may not present a problem with the roster, as Adam Frazier could take up a space that could also be filled by several other cheaper, younger and possibly better players, like Michael Massey no matter how many people want to beat me up for believing in him.
https://www.fansfirstsports.com/royal-de-lux/the-royals-won-the-drafts-worst-case-scenario/
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      <pubDate>Mon, 05 Feb 2024 16:27:11 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>Are the Royals signing TOO MANY GUYS?!</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Lux</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>In the first episode of 2024 (happy February) the four Lux boys sing (????) about Adam Frazier</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Is it possible for the Royals to have signed TOO MANY guys? Who would've thought that the good 'ol Kansas City Royals would be trying to make more Major League signings than anybody else. This may or may not present a problem with the roster, as Adam Frazier could take up a space that could also be filled by several other cheaper, younger and possibly better players, like Michael Massey no matter how many people want to beat me up for believing in him.
https://www.fansfirstsports.com/royal-de-lux/the-royals-won-the-drafts-worst-case-scenario/
New episodes every Monday and Friday! If you would like, please leave a rating and a review on your preferred platform, it would mean a lot!
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        <![CDATA[<p>Is it possible for the Royals to have signed TOO MANY guys? Who would've thought that the good 'ol Kansas City Royals would be trying to make more Major League signings than anybody else. This may or may not present a problem with the roster, as Adam Frazier could take up a space that could also be filled by several other cheaper, younger and possibly better players, like Michael Massey no matter how many people want to beat me up for believing in him.</p><p>https://www.fansfirstsports.com/royal-de-lux/the-royals-won-the-drafts-worst-case-scenario/</p><p>New episodes every Monday and Friday! If you would like, please leave a rating and a review on your preferred platform, it would mean a lot!</p><p>Follow the podcast for more baseball, especially Royals-related content @royaldeluxpod and/or follow me on Twitter for other general nonsense @TheMFinKC</p><p>Further inquiries: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.com</p><p>https://www.fansfirstsports.com/</p><p>http://farmtofountains.com/</p><p>Shout out to r/KCRoyals</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>2536</itunes:duration>
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      <title>End of year trades, speculations and a Zack Greinke reunion? - Royal de Lux 12.22.23</title>
      <description>RIVETING OFF-SEASON DISCUSSION! SUCH AS: "will they trade mj melendez or not". FASCINATING!! The Royals finalize some 40-man roster cuts and I discuss some potential free agents that are still out there; most notably Zack Greinke.
https://www.fansfirstsports.com/royal-de-lux/the-royals-won-the-drafts-worst-case-scenario/
New episodes every Monday and Friday! If you would like, please leave a rating and a review on your preferred platform, it would mean a lot!
Follow the podcast for more baseball, especially Royals-related content @royaldeluxpod and/or follow me on Twitter for other general nonsense @TheMFinKC
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      <pubDate>Fri, 22 Dec 2023 11:56:45 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>End of year trades, speculations and a Zack Greinke reunion? </itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Lux</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>It's December 22nd! Merry Christmas!!</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>RIVETING OFF-SEASON DISCUSSION! SUCH AS: "will they trade mj melendez or not". FASCINATING!! The Royals finalize some 40-man roster cuts and I discuss some potential free agents that are still out there; most notably Zack Greinke.
https://www.fansfirstsports.com/royal-de-lux/the-royals-won-the-drafts-worst-case-scenario/
New episodes every Monday and Friday! If you would like, please leave a rating and a review on your preferred platform, it would mean a lot!
Follow the podcast for more baseball, especially Royals-related content @royaldeluxpod and/or follow me on Twitter for other general nonsense @TheMFinKC
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Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>RIVETING OFF-SEASON DISCUSSION! SUCH AS: "will they trade mj melendez or not". FASCINATING!! The Royals finalize some 40-man roster cuts and I discuss some potential free agents that are still out there; most notably Zack Greinke.</p><p>https://www.fansfirstsports.com/royal-de-lux/the-royals-won-the-drafts-worst-case-scenario/</p><p>New episodes every Monday and Friday! If you would like, please leave a rating and a review on your preferred platform, it would mean a lot!</p><p>Follow the podcast for more baseball, especially Royals-related content @royaldeluxpod and/or follow me on Twitter for other general nonsense @TheMFinKC</p><p>Further inquiries: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.com</p><p>https://www.fansfirstsports.com/</p><p>Shout out to r/KCRoyals</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>2524</itunes:duration>
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      <title>Floored by Four: The Royals have more money than you! - Royal de Lux 12.18.23</title>
      <description>Yeah, YOU! I'm looking at YOU, proud baseball team. THE ROYALS HAVE OUTSPENT YOU!!! In a matter of days, the Royals have committed more than $100M to free agent signings, giving them a much better outlook for the immediate future. Could this terrible, horrible, no-good, very bad baseball team see a dramatic turnaround next year?
https://www.fansfirstsports.com/royal-de-lux/the-royals-won-the-drafts-worst-case-scenario/
New episodes every Monday and Friday! If you would like, please leave a rating and a review on your preferred platform, it would mean a lot!
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      <pubDate>Mon, 18 Dec 2023 14:56:36 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>Floored by Four: The Royals have more money than you!</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Lux</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>The Royals sign Seth Lugo, Chris Stratton, Hunter Renfroe and Michael Wacha.  In one week.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Yeah, YOU! I'm looking at YOU, proud baseball team. THE ROYALS HAVE OUTSPENT YOU!!! In a matter of days, the Royals have committed more than $100M to free agent signings, giving them a much better outlook for the immediate future. Could this terrible, horrible, no-good, very bad baseball team see a dramatic turnaround next year?
https://www.fansfirstsports.com/royal-de-lux/the-royals-won-the-drafts-worst-case-scenario/
New episodes every Monday and Friday! If you would like, please leave a rating and a review on your preferred platform, it would mean a lot!
Follow the podcast for more baseball, especially Royals-related content @royaldeluxpod and/or follow me on Twitter for other general nonsense @TheMFinKC
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Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Yeah, YOU! I'm looking at YOU, proud baseball team. THE ROYALS HAVE OUTSPENT YOU!!! In a matter of days, the Royals have committed more than $100M to free agent signings, giving them a much better outlook for the immediate future. Could this terrible, horrible, no-good, very bad baseball team see a dramatic turnaround next year?</p><p>https://www.fansfirstsports.com/royal-de-lux/the-royals-won-the-drafts-worst-case-scenario/</p><p>New episodes every Monday and Friday! If you would like, please leave a rating and a review on your preferred platform, it would mean a lot!</p><p>Follow the podcast for more baseball, especially Royals-related content @royaldeluxpod and/or follow me on Twitter for other general nonsense @TheMFinKC</p><p>Further inquiries: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.com</p><p>https://www.fansfirstsports.com/</p><p>Shout out to r/KCRoyals</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>4338</itunes:duration>
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      <title>Meeting me in the winter (for our WS parade) - Royal de Lux 12.11.23</title>
      <description>The Royals did some stuff at some meeting or something, and now they lose four spots in the draft. Great! They sign some interesting pitchers, talk about maybe signing other interesting pitchers, but honestly what more do they need to do when they just acquired the key to winning the World Series next year? Get ready for the comeback of the ages!
https://www.fansfirstsports.com/royal-de-lux/the-royals-won-the-drafts-worst-case-scenario/
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      <pubDate>Mon, 11 Dec 2023 18:12:59 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>Meeting me in the winter (for our WS parade)</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Lux</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>The Royals may or may not have done some things in the Winter Meetings to contribute to their 2024 World Series Run.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>The Royals did some stuff at some meeting or something, and now they lose four spots in the draft. Great! They sign some interesting pitchers, talk about maybe signing other interesting pitchers, but honestly what more do they need to do when they just acquired the key to winning the World Series next year? Get ready for the comeback of the ages!
https://www.fansfirstsports.com/royal-de-lux/the-royals-won-the-drafts-worst-case-scenario/
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Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The Royals did some stuff at some meeting or something, and now they lose four spots in the draft. Great! They sign some interesting pitchers, talk about maybe signing other interesting pitchers, but honestly what more do they need to do when they just acquired the key to winning the World Series next year? Get ready for the comeback of the ages!</p><p>https://www.fansfirstsports.com/royal-de-lux/the-royals-won-the-drafts-worst-case-scenario/</p><p>New episodes every Monday and Friday! If you would like, please leave a rating and a review on your preferred platform, it would mean a lot!</p><p>Follow the podcast for more baseball, especially Royals-related content @royaldeluxpod and/or follow me on Twitter for other general nonsense @TheMFinKC</p><p>Further inquiries: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.com</p><p>https://www.fansfirstsports.com/</p><p>Shout out to r/KCRoyals</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>3535</itunes:duration>
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      <title>Pitcher me this: Where's the urgency?! - Royal de Lux 12.04.23</title>
      <description>I'm sure out of the many millions of people who totally listen to this podcast, there's a Royals employee who has the power to influence the rest of the team. So listen to me carefully: S I G N P I T C H E R S . I don't know who this Harrett Gampson fellow is but I don't want him thanks. The Winter Meetings are starting, so why don't you MEET with some PITCHE(r)S. Rule 5 Draft? Why don't you DRAFT 5 PITCHE(r)S. Draft Lottery? Why don't you DRAFT LOTTERY some PITCHE(r)S.
Read my silly articles:
https://www.fansfirstsports.com/top-5-royals-free-agent-picks-for-the-royals/
https://www.fansfirstsports.com/royal-de-lux/top-5-royals-trade-candidates/
New episodes every Monday and Friday! If you would like, please leave a rating and a review on your preferred platform, it would mean a lot!
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      <pubDate>Mon, 04 Dec 2023 17:20:52 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>Pitcher me this: Where's the urgency?! </itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Lux</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Good heavens, look at the time! (every number on the clock has been replaced by "SIGN PITCHING")</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>I'm sure out of the many millions of people who totally listen to this podcast, there's a Royals employee who has the power to influence the rest of the team. So listen to me carefully: S I G N P I T C H E R S . I don't know who this Harrett Gampson fellow is but I don't want him thanks. The Winter Meetings are starting, so why don't you MEET with some PITCHE(r)S. Rule 5 Draft? Why don't you DRAFT 5 PITCHE(r)S. Draft Lottery? Why don't you DRAFT LOTTERY some PITCHE(r)S.
Read my silly articles:
https://www.fansfirstsports.com/top-5-royals-free-agent-picks-for-the-royals/
https://www.fansfirstsports.com/royal-de-lux/top-5-royals-trade-candidates/
New episodes every Monday and Friday! If you would like, please leave a rating and a review on your preferred platform, it would mean a lot!
Follow the podcast for more baseball, especially Royals-related content @royaldeluxpod and/or follow me on Twitter for other general nonsense @TheMFinKC
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Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>I'm sure out of the many millions of people who totally listen to this podcast, there's a Royals employee who has the power to influence the rest of the team. So listen to me carefully: <strong>S I G N P I T C H E R S . </strong>I don't know who this Harrett Gampson fellow is but I don't want him thanks. The Winter Meetings are starting, so why don't you MEET with some PITCHE(r)S. Rule 5 Draft? Why don't you DRAFT 5 PITCHE(r)S. Draft Lottery? Why don't you DRAFT LOTTERY some PITCHE(r)S.</p><p>Read my silly articles:</p><p>https://www.fansfirstsports.com/top-5-royals-free-agent-picks-for-the-royals/</p><p>https://www.fansfirstsports.com/royal-de-lux/top-5-royals-trade-candidates/</p><p>New episodes every Monday and Friday! If you would like, please leave a rating and a review on your preferred platform, it would mean a lot!</p><p>Follow the podcast for more baseball, especially Royals-related content @royaldeluxpod and/or follow me on Twitter for other general nonsense @TheMFinKC</p><p>Further inquiries: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.com</p><p>https://www.fansfirstsports.com/</p><p>Shout out to r/KCRoyals</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>3063</itunes:duration>
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      <title>The Royals are headed in the Wright direction - Royal de Lux 11.20.23</title>
      <description>IT'S TIME TO D-D-D-D-D-D-D-Discuss the downtown stadium some more. But before that, the Royals made some trades and got pitchers! Good ones!! Maybe!!! I know, I can hardly believe it, either. And all it took was Jackson Kowar. I'm sure there will be zero repercussions to this at all and I won't have to hear any silly comments about this man ever again for the rest of my life.
Read my silly articles:
https://www.fansfirstsports.com/top-5-royals-free-agent-picks-for-the-royals/
https://www.fansfirstsports.com/royal-de-lux/top-5-royals-trade-candidates/
New episodes every Monday and Friday! If you would like, please leave a rating and a review on your preferred platform, it would mean a lot!
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      <pubDate>Mon, 20 Nov 2023 13:57:20 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>The Royals are headed in the Wright direction</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Lux</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Making good trades? What are we, the Braves?</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>IT'S TIME TO D-D-D-D-D-D-D-Discuss the downtown stadium some more. But before that, the Royals made some trades and got pitchers! Good ones!! Maybe!!! I know, I can hardly believe it, either. And all it took was Jackson Kowar. I'm sure there will be zero repercussions to this at all and I won't have to hear any silly comments about this man ever again for the rest of my life.
Read my silly articles:
https://www.fansfirstsports.com/top-5-royals-free-agent-picks-for-the-royals/
https://www.fansfirstsports.com/royal-de-lux/top-5-royals-trade-candidates/
New episodes every Monday and Friday! If you would like, please leave a rating and a review on your preferred platform, it would mean a lot!
Follow the podcast for more baseball, especially Royals-related content @royaldeluxpod and/or follow me on Twitter for other general nonsense @TheMFinKC
Further inquiries: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.com
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Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>IT'S TIME TO D-D-D-D-D-D-D-Discuss the downtown stadium some more. But before that, the Royals made some trades and got pitchers! Good ones!! Maybe!!! I know, I can hardly believe it, either. And all it took was Jackson Kowar. I'm sure there will be zero repercussions to this at all and I won't have to hear any silly comments about this man ever again for the rest of my life.</p><p>Read my silly articles:</p><p>https://www.fansfirstsports.com/top-5-royals-free-agent-picks-for-the-royals/</p><p>https://www.fansfirstsports.com/royal-de-lux/top-5-royals-trade-candidates/</p><p>New episodes every Monday and Friday! If you would like, please leave a rating and a review on your preferred platform, it would mean a lot!</p><p>Follow the podcast for more baseball, especially Royals-related content @royaldeluxpod and/or follow me on Twitter for other general nonsense @TheMFinKC</p><p>Further inquiries: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.com</p><p>https://www.fansfirstsports.com/</p><p>Shout out to r/KCRoyals</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>2341</itunes:duration>
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      <title>Can we get some pitchers in here? - Royal de Lux 11.15.23</title>
      <description>I did NOT slack off over the last couple weeks! I was VERY BUSY writing AIRTIGHT CASES on how the Royals can totally sign Aaron Nola and acquire Jesus Luzardo. Read my pieces below! I promise they're not as completely stupid as I made them sound!! I have very good opinions on pitching, which is why Justin Steele is my Cy Young winner of choice!!
https://www.fansfirstsports.com/top-5-royals-free-agent-picks-for-the-royals/
https://www.fansfirstsports.com/royal-de-lux/top-5-royals-trade-candidates/
New episodes every Monday and Friday! If you would like, please leave a rating and a review on your preferred platform, it would mean a lot!
Follow the podcast for more baseball, especially Royals-related content @royaldeluxpod and/or follow me on Twitter for other general nonsense @TheMFinKC
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Shout out to r/KCRoyals
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 16 Nov 2023 01:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>Can we get some pitchers in here?</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Lux</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>This episode is long because that's how long it takes to convince you that signing Aaron Nola is totally within the realm of possibility.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>I did NOT slack off over the last couple weeks! I was VERY BUSY writing AIRTIGHT CASES on how the Royals can totally sign Aaron Nola and acquire Jesus Luzardo. Read my pieces below! I promise they're not as completely stupid as I made them sound!! I have very good opinions on pitching, which is why Justin Steele is my Cy Young winner of choice!!
https://www.fansfirstsports.com/top-5-royals-free-agent-picks-for-the-royals/
https://www.fansfirstsports.com/royal-de-lux/top-5-royals-trade-candidates/
New episodes every Monday and Friday! If you would like, please leave a rating and a review on your preferred platform, it would mean a lot!
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Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>I did NOT slack off over the last couple weeks! I was VERY BUSY writing AIRTIGHT CASES on how the Royals can totally sign Aaron Nola and acquire Jesus Luzardo. Read my pieces below! I promise they're not as completely stupid as I made them sound!! I have very good opinions on pitching, which is why Justin Steele is my Cy Young winner of choice!!</p><p>https://www.fansfirstsports.com/top-5-royals-free-agent-picks-for-the-royals/</p><p>https://www.fansfirstsports.com/royal-de-lux/top-5-royals-trade-candidates/</p><p>New episodes every Monday and Friday! If you would like, please leave a rating and a review on your preferred platform, it would mean a lot!</p><p>Follow the podcast for more baseball, especially Royals-related content @royaldeluxpod and/or follow me on Twitter for other general nonsense @TheMFinKC</p><p>Further inquiries: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.com</p><p>https://www.fansfirstsports.com/</p><p>Shout out to r/KCRoyals</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>The Inspirational Snakes &amp; The Personnel Report Card - Royal de Lux 10.30.23</title>
      <description>The Diamondbacks are in the World Series, which means that I was right about everything somehow. I've complimented this team a lot in the past and said the Royals could stand to be a lot more like them, and the case just makes itself more and more. Also, I look at the coaches and managers of the 2023 Royals and see how they did! (Hint: Not well!) Also a new stadium costs 5 billion dollars apparently. Everyone listen to this podcast 21.6 trillion times so I can afford to pay for that.
New episodes every Monday and Friday! If you would like, please leave a rating and a review on your preferred platform, it would mean a lot!
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      <pubDate>Mon, 30 Oct 2023 14:18:44 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>The Inspirational Snakes &amp; The Personnel Report Card</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Lux</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>SNAKE OH ITS A SNAKE</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>The Diamondbacks are in the World Series, which means that I was right about everything somehow. I've complimented this team a lot in the past and said the Royals could stand to be a lot more like them, and the case just makes itself more and more. Also, I look at the coaches and managers of the 2023 Royals and see how they did! (Hint: Not well!) Also a new stadium costs 5 billion dollars apparently. Everyone listen to this podcast 21.6 trillion times so I can afford to pay for that.
New episodes every Monday and Friday! If you would like, please leave a rating and a review on your preferred platform, it would mean a lot!
Follow the podcast for more baseball, especially Royals-related content @royaldeluxpod and/or follow me on Twitter for other general nonsense @TheMFinKC
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Shout out to r/KCRoyals
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The Diamondbacks are in the World Series, which means that I was right about everything somehow. I've complimented this team a lot in the past and said the Royals could stand to be a lot more like them, and the case just makes itself more and more. Also, I look at the coaches and managers of the 2023 Royals and see how they did! (Hint: Not well!) Also a new stadium costs 5 billion dollars apparently. Everyone listen to this podcast 21.6 trillion times so I can afford to pay for that.</p><p>New episodes every Monday and Friday! If you would like, please leave a rating and a review on your preferred platform, it would mean a lot!</p><p>Follow the podcast for more baseball, especially Royals-related content @royaldeluxpod and/or follow me on Twitter for other general nonsense @TheMFinKC</p><p>Further inquiries: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.com</p><p>https://www.fansfirstsports.com/</p><p>Shout out to r/KCRoyals</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>5152</itunes:duration>
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      <title>The 2023 Player Report Card! Pitcher List! - Royal de Lux 10.16.23</title>
      <description>F's in chat for this one, because we're talking about basically every dude who threw a baseball over a pitching mound at a Kansas City Royals game. Yeah, it's not looking good, fam. The Diamondbacks are going to win the World Series.
New episodes every Monday and Friday! If you would like, please leave a rating and a review on your preferred platform, it would mean a lot!
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      <pubDate>Mon, 16 Oct 2023 12:05:05 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>The 2023 Player Report Card! Pitcher List!</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Lux</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>(not the website just a quirky title)</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>F's in chat for this one, because we're talking about basically every dude who threw a baseball over a pitching mound at a Kansas City Royals game. Yeah, it's not looking good, fam. The Diamondbacks are going to win the World Series.
New episodes every Monday and Friday! If you would like, please leave a rating and a review on your preferred platform, it would mean a lot!
Follow the podcast for more baseball, especially Royals-related content @royaldeluxpod and/or follow me on Twitter for other general nonsense @TheMFinKC
Further inquiries: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.com
https://www.fansfirstsports.com/
Shout out to r/KCRoyals
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>F's in chat for this one, because we're talking about basically every dude who threw a baseball over a pitching mound at a Kansas City Royals game. Yeah, it's not looking good, fam. The Diamondbacks are going to win the World Series.</p><p>New episodes every Monday and Friday! If you would like, please leave a rating and a review on your preferred platform, it would mean a lot!</p><p>Follow the podcast for more baseball, especially Royals-related content @royaldeluxpod and/or follow me on Twitter for other general nonsense @TheMFinKC</p><p>Further inquiries: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.com</p><p>https://www.fansfirstsports.com/</p><p>Shout out to r/KCRoyals</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>3976</itunes:duration>
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      <title>The 2023 Player Report Card! Position Edition! - Royal de Lux 10.09.23</title>
      <description>A lot of things went wrong in the 2023 season, so let's do what's always most fun: POINT FINGERS!!!! ...Okay, not actually doing that, but sort-of. In a non-mean-spirited way, I judge each position player on the Kansas City Royals this season and give them some arbitrary grade based on how well or not well they played. NOTHING PERSONAL!!! I LOVE EVERYBODY!!!!!!! Except James Karinchak I do not love him.
New episodes every Monday and Friday! If you would like, please leave a rating and a review on your preferred platform, it would mean a lot!
Follow the podcast for more baseball, especially Royals-related content @royaldeluxpod and/or follow me on Twitter for other general nonsense @TheMFinKC
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      <pubDate>Mon, 09 Oct 2023 15:25:29 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>The 2023 Player Report Card! Position Edition!</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Lux</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Judging players like the armchair analysist that I am!!!  Because I have no life and am in no way superior to these people!!!!!!!!!!!!!</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>A lot of things went wrong in the 2023 season, so let's do what's always most fun: POINT FINGERS!!!! ...Okay, not actually doing that, but sort-of. In a non-mean-spirited way, I judge each position player on the Kansas City Royals this season and give them some arbitrary grade based on how well or not well they played. NOTHING PERSONAL!!! I LOVE EVERYBODY!!!!!!! Except James Karinchak I do not love him.
New episodes every Monday and Friday! If you would like, please leave a rating and a review on your preferred platform, it would mean a lot!
Follow the podcast for more baseball, especially Royals-related content @royaldeluxpod and/or follow me on Twitter for other general nonsense @TheMFinKC
Further inquiries: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.com
https://www.fansfirstsports.com/
Shout out to r/KCRoyals
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>A lot of things went wrong in the 2023 season, so let's do what's always most fun: POINT FINGERS!!!! ...Okay, not actually doing that, but sort-of. In a non-mean-spirited way, I judge each position player on the Kansas City Royals this season and give them some arbitrary grade based on how well or not well they played. NOTHING PERSONAL!!! I LOVE EVERYBODY!!!!!!! Except James Karinchak I do not love him.</p><p>New episodes every Monday and Friday! If you would like, please leave a rating and a review on your preferred platform, it would mean a lot!</p><p>Follow the podcast for more baseball, especially Royals-related content @royaldeluxpod and/or follow me on Twitter for other general nonsense @TheMFinKC</p><p>Further inquiries: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.com</p><p>https://www.fansfirstsports.com/</p><p>Shout out to r/KCRoyals</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>The de Lux Awards! Crowning the best and worst players and moments of the 2023 KC Royals - Royal de Lux 10.02.23</title>
      <description>It's over. The 2023 Kansas City Royals can't hurt us anymore. No more. The season is over, and maybe the career of Zack Greinke's is too. There's a lot to unpack with that, actually. Why is Derek Jeter the most overrated player ever? That's the kind of originality you can expect from Esteemed Royals Podcaster Michael "Lux" Farina. Anyway, I'm ending the season with a (not at all) flashy awards show where I give arbitrary labels to various players and days of the week. FUN!
New episodes every Monday and Friday! If you would like, please leave a rating and a review on your preferred platform, it would mean a lot!
Follow the podcast for more baseball, especially Royals-related content @royaldeluxpod and/or follow me on Twitter for other general nonsense @TheMFinKC
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Shout out to r/KCRoyals
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 02 Oct 2023 10:04:51 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>The de Lux Awards! Crowning the best and worst players and moments of the 2023 KC Royals </itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Lux</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Spoiler alert Bobby Witt Jr. is the best player on the team.  And probably ever.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>It's over. The 2023 Kansas City Royals can't hurt us anymore. No more. The season is over, and maybe the career of Zack Greinke's is too. There's a lot to unpack with that, actually. Why is Derek Jeter the most overrated player ever? That's the kind of originality you can expect from Esteemed Royals Podcaster Michael "Lux" Farina. Anyway, I'm ending the season with a (not at all) flashy awards show where I give arbitrary labels to various players and days of the week. FUN!
New episodes every Monday and Friday! If you would like, please leave a rating and a review on your preferred platform, it would mean a lot!
Follow the podcast for more baseball, especially Royals-related content @royaldeluxpod and/or follow me on Twitter for other general nonsense @TheMFinKC
Further inquiries: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.com
https://www.fansfirstsports.com/
Shout out to r/KCRoyals
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>It's over. The 2023 Kansas City Royals can't hurt us anymore. No more. The season is over, and maybe the career of Zack Greinke's is too. There's a lot to unpack with that, actually. Why is Derek Jeter the most overrated player ever? That's the kind of originality you can expect from Esteemed Royals Podcaster Michael "Lux" Farina. Anyway, I'm ending the season with a (not at all) flashy awards show where I give arbitrary labels to various players and days of the week. FUN!</p><p>New episodes every Monday and Friday! If you would like, please leave a rating and a review on your preferred platform, it would mean a lot!</p><p>Follow the podcast for more baseball, especially Royals-related content @royaldeluxpod and/or follow me on Twitter for other general nonsense @TheMFinKC</p><p>Further inquiries: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.com</p><p>https://www.fansfirstsports.com/</p><p>Shout out to r/KCRoyals</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>4398</itunes:duration>
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      <title>Fate/stay royal: The end of Zack Greinke? - Royal de Lux 9.29.23</title>
      <description>The Royals do exactly what they were absolutely NOT supposed to do: lose every game they played. If you don't like that, you don't like Royals baseball! It turns out the only thing that can stop Cole Ragans is a guy who, um, cannot pitch. At all. Also, Zack Greinke is really old so let's talk about that.
New episodes every Monday and Friday! If you would like, please leave a rating and a review on your preferred platform, it would mean a lot!
Follow the podcast for more baseball, especially Royals-related content @royaldeluxpod and/or follow me on Twitter for other general nonsense @TheMFinKC
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Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 29 Sep 2023 11:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>Fate/stay royal: The end of Zack Greinke?</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Lux</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Approaching the twilight of Zack Greinke's famed career.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>The Royals do exactly what they were absolutely NOT supposed to do: lose every game they played. If you don't like that, you don't like Royals baseball! It turns out the only thing that can stop Cole Ragans is a guy who, um, cannot pitch. At all. Also, Zack Greinke is really old so let's talk about that.
New episodes every Monday and Friday! If you would like, please leave a rating and a review on your preferred platform, it would mean a lot!
Follow the podcast for more baseball, especially Royals-related content @royaldeluxpod and/or follow me on Twitter for other general nonsense @TheMFinKC
Further inquiries: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.com
Shout out to r/KCRoyals
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The Royals do exactly what they were absolutely NOT supposed to do: lose every game they played. If you don't like that, you don't like Royals baseball! It turns out the only thing that can stop Cole Ragans is a guy who, um, cannot pitch. At all. Also, Zack Greinke is really old so let's talk about that.</p><p>New episodes every Monday and Friday! If you would like, please leave a rating and a review on your preferred platform, it would mean a lot!</p><p>Follow the podcast for more baseball, especially Royals-related content @royaldeluxpod and/or follow me on Twitter for other general nonsense @TheMFinKC</p><p>Further inquiries: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.com</p><p>Shout out to r/KCRoyals</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>2772</itunes:duration>
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      <title>You're welcome, everybody. - Royal de Lux 9.25.23</title>
      <description>We are so back. The Royals are now the coolest team that is friends with everybody, because they have conquered the Houston Astros. That's right, THOSE Astros, thus jeopardizing their playoff aspirations. You. Love. To. See. It. Also I'm back hi
New episodes every Monday and Friday! If you would like, please leave a rating and a review on your preferred platform, it would mean a lot!
Follow the podcast for more baseball, especially Royals-related content @royaldeluxpod and/or follow me on Twitter for other general nonsense @TheMFinKC
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      <pubDate>Mon, 25 Sep 2023 11:28:38 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>You're welcome, everybody.</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Lux</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>The Kansas City Royals become the most likable team in all of sports for a couple of weeks.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>We are so back. The Royals are now the coolest team that is friends with everybody, because they have conquered the Houston Astros. That's right, THOSE Astros, thus jeopardizing their playoff aspirations. You. Love. To. See. It. Also I'm back hi
New episodes every Monday and Friday! If you would like, please leave a rating and a review on your preferred platform, it would mean a lot!
Follow the podcast for more baseball, especially Royals-related content @royaldeluxpod and/or follow me on Twitter for other general nonsense @TheMFinKC
Further inquiries: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.com
Shout out to r/KCRoyals
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>We are so back. The Royals are now the coolest team that is friends with everybody, because they have conquered the Houston Astros. That's right, THOSE Astros, thus jeopardizing their playoff aspirations. You. Love. To. See. It. Also I'm back hi</p><p>New episodes every Monday and Friday! If you would like, please leave a rating and a review on your preferred platform, it would mean a lot!</p><p>Follow the podcast for more baseball, especially Royals-related content @royaldeluxpod and/or follow me on Twitter for other general nonsense @TheMFinKC</p><p>Further inquiries: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.com</p><p>Shout out to r/KCRoyals</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>3461</itunes:duration>
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      <title>Fan Apathy &amp; Yet Another Cole Ragans Discussion (+ Nick Loftin to the big leagues!) - Royal de Lux 9.01.23</title>
      <description>You may not have heard, but the guy with the best ERA and FIP and basically everything else since July 15 is a really good pitcher. And--get this--HE PLAYS FOR THE ROYALS!! NO WAY, DUDE!!!! Yeah, we gotta talk more about Cole Ragans because it seems like there's no shortage of things to gush over with this guy... and there's a dearth of things to talk about regarding everything else with the Royals so, sue me!
New episodes every Monday and Friday! If you would like, please leave a rating and a review on your preferred platform, it would mean a lot!
Follow the podcast for more baseball, especially Royals-related content @royaldeluxpod and/or follow me on Twitter for other general nonsense @TheMFinKC
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Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 01 Sep 2023 19:05:01 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>Fan Apathy &amp; Yet Another Cole Ragans Discussion (+ Nick Loftin to the big leagues!)</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Lux</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>We'll talk about Cole Ragans until there's something else worth talking about!</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>You may not have heard, but the guy with the best ERA and FIP and basically everything else since July 15 is a really good pitcher. And--get this--HE PLAYS FOR THE ROYALS!! NO WAY, DUDE!!!! Yeah, we gotta talk more about Cole Ragans because it seems like there's no shortage of things to gush over with this guy... and there's a dearth of things to talk about regarding everything else with the Royals so, sue me!
New episodes every Monday and Friday! If you would like, please leave a rating and a review on your preferred platform, it would mean a lot!
Follow the podcast for more baseball, especially Royals-related content @royaldeluxpod and/or follow me on Twitter for other general nonsense @TheMFinKC
Further inquiries: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.com
Shout out to r/KCRoyals
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>You may not have heard, but the guy with the best ERA and FIP and basically everything else since July 15 is a really good pitcher. And--get this--HE PLAYS FOR THE ROYALS!! NO WAY, DUDE!!!! Yeah, we gotta talk more about Cole Ragans because it seems like there's no shortage of things to gush over with this guy... and there's a dearth of things to talk about regarding everything else with the Royals so, sue me!</p><p>New episodes every Monday and Friday! If you would like, please leave a rating and a review on your preferred platform, it would mean a lot!</p><p>Follow the podcast for more baseball, especially Royals-related content @royaldeluxpod and/or follow me on Twitter for other general nonsense @TheMFinKC</p><p>Further inquiries: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.com</p><p>Shout out to r/KCRoyals</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>2795</itunes:duration>
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      <title>Basically, we're the 2021 D-Backs and Nelson Velazquez is Barry Bonds. - Royal de Lux 8.28.23</title>
      <description>Idk man. The Royals are bad what do you want me to say. Does anyone even read the descriptions? I just type in some silly stuff while waiting for the podcast to upload. Who are you? WHO AM I?!?!?! WHY AM I HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
New episodes every Monday and Friday! If you would like, please leave a rating and a review on your preferred platform, it would mean a lot!
Follow the podcast for more baseball, especially Royals-related content @royaldeluxpod and/or follow me on Twitter for other general nonsense @TheMFinKC
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Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 28 Aug 2023 16:51:05 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>Basically, we're the 2021 D-Backs and Nelson Velazquez is Barry Bonds.</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Lux</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>It makes a lot of sense when you think about it.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Idk man. The Royals are bad what do you want me to say. Does anyone even read the descriptions? I just type in some silly stuff while waiting for the podcast to upload. Who are you? WHO AM I?!?!?! WHY AM I HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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        <![CDATA[<p>Idk man. The Royals are bad what do you want me to say. Does anyone even read the descriptions? I just type in some silly stuff while waiting for the podcast to upload. Who are you? WHO AM I?!?!?! WHY AM I HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!</p><p>New episodes every Monday and Friday! If you would like, please leave a rating and a review on your preferred platform, it would mean a lot!</p><p>Follow the podcast for more baseball, especially Royals-related content @royaldeluxpod and/or follow me on Twitter for other general nonsense @TheMFinKC</p><p>Further inquiries: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.com</p><p>Shout out to r/KCRoyals</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>3241</itunes:duration>
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      <title>Salvador Perez to the White Sox? And the role of Alec Marsh - Royal de Lux 8.25.23</title>
      <description>If you thought the Royals were a disappointment this season, you should see the White Sox. And the Royals may end up having a connection to that, because our good friend Dayton Moore might be moving there now. This might not sound like a big deal, but given the timeline of that team and how the Royals have already discussed trading Salvy before, it only makes it more likely that he won't be with the team in the very near future. Also, Alec Marsh is cool, but is he actually a started moving forward or just a really, really good reliever?
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      <pubDate>Fri, 25 Aug 2023 11:32:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>Salvador Perez to the White Sox? And the role of Alec Marsh</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Lux</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>A lot of futures are iffy for current Royals players, for better or for worse.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>If you thought the Royals were a disappointment this season, you should see the White Sox. And the Royals may end up having a connection to that, because our good friend Dayton Moore might be moving there now. This might not sound like a big deal, but given the timeline of that team and how the Royals have already discussed trading Salvy before, it only makes it more likely that he won't be with the team in the very near future. Also, Alec Marsh is cool, but is he actually a started moving forward or just a really, really good reliever?
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        <![CDATA[<p>If you thought the Royals were a disappointment this season, you should see the White Sox. And the Royals may end up having a connection to that, because our good friend Dayton Moore might be moving there now. This might not sound like a big deal, but given the timeline of that team and how the Royals have already discussed trading Salvy before, it only makes it more likely that he won't be with the team in the very near future. Also, Alec Marsh is cool, but is he actually a started moving forward or just a really, really good reliever?</p><p>New episodes every Monday and Friday! If you would like, please leave a rating and a review on your preferred platform, it would mean a lot!</p><p>Follow the podcast for more baseball, especially Royals-related content @royaldeluxpod and/or follow me on Twitter for other general nonsense @TheMFinKC</p><p>Further inquiries: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.com</p><p>Shout out to r/KCRoyals</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>3261</itunes:duration>
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      <title>Coke Ragans got that dawg in him - Royal de Lux 8.21.23</title>
      <description>The Royals attend to the usual affairs in Chicago, losing two of three to the Cubbies--at least, usual affairs as of late because this team is actually looking pretty good for a losing team. I love irony! One big reason for this is the emergence of some dude named Coke Ragans or something who has decided to just pitch better and throw 98 MPH heat about a hundred six times. It's cool when people can just do things like that.
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      <pubDate>Mon, 21 Aug 2023 11:57:43 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>Coke Ragans got that dawg in him</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Lux</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Really cool how Reigen from Mob Psycho 100 is on the Royals now</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>The Royals attend to the usual affairs in Chicago, losing two of three to the Cubbies--at least, usual affairs as of late because this team is actually looking pretty good for a losing team. I love irony! One big reason for this is the emergence of some dude named Coke Ragans or something who has decided to just pitch better and throw 98 MPH heat about a hundred six times. It's cool when people can just do things like that.
New episodes every Monday and Friday! If you would like, please leave a rating and a review on your preferred platform, it would mean a lot!
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        <![CDATA[<p>The Royals attend to the usual affairs in Chicago, losing two of three to the Cubbies--at least, usual affairs as of late because this team is actually looking pretty good for a losing team. I love irony! One big reason for this is the emergence of some dude named Coke Ragans or something who has decided to just pitch better and throw 98 MPH heat about a hundred six times. It's cool when people can just do things like that.</p><p>New episodes every Monday and Friday! If you would like, please leave a rating and a review on your preferred platform, it would mean a lot!</p><p>Follow the podcast for more baseball, especially Royals-related content @royaldeluxpod and/or follow me on Twitter for other general nonsense @TheMFinKC</p><p>Further inquiries: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.com</p><p>Shout out to r/KCRoyals</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>2732</itunes:duration>
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      <title>A second half to believe in (EXTEND BOBBY WITT JR. YOU COWARDS) - Royal de Lux 8.18.23</title>
      <description>The Royals are doing something they may or may not usually do: playing better in the second half. But it might be different this time... because I said so!! And whether or not we agree on that, we probably agree on this: Bobby Witt Jr. is really freaking good at baseball. If the Royals want to improve public perception, there's something they've got to do.
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      <pubDate>Fri, 18 Aug 2023 12:16:12 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>A second half to believe in (EXTEND BOBBY WITT JR. YOU COWARDS)</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Lux</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Catching up to many Royals-related things and pleading them to do things that would satisfy my own narrative.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>The Royals are doing something they may or may not usually do: playing better in the second half. But it might be different this time... because I said so!! And whether or not we agree on that, we probably agree on this: Bobby Witt Jr. is really freaking good at baseball. If the Royals want to improve public perception, there's something they've got to do.
New episodes every Monday and Friday! If you would like, please leave a rating and a review on your preferred platform, it would mean a lot!
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        <![CDATA[<p>The Royals are doing something they may or may not usually do: playing better in the second half. But it might be different this time... because I said so!! And whether or not we agree on that, we probably agree on this: Bobby Witt Jr. is really freaking good at baseball. If the Royals want to improve public perception, there's something they've got to do.</p><p>New episodes every Monday and Friday! If you would like, please leave a rating and a review on your preferred platform, it would mean a lot!</p><p>Follow the podcast for more baseball, especially Royals-related content @royaldeluxpod and/or follow me on Twitter for other general nonsense @TheMFinKC</p><p>Further inquiries: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.com</p><p>Shout out to r/KCRoyals</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>Smile because it happened - Royal de Lux 8.07.23</title>
      <description>All good things must come to an end, and they did on Saturday when the Kansas City Royals lost for the first time in more than a week. Then, they lost again on Sunday. Sadface. But they weren't terrible games so I'd like to go into a bit of detail about them -- plus a surprising talent pickup that could help? Could not? Why don't the Royals do things more???
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      <pubDate>Mon, 07 Aug 2023 12:30:33 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>Smile because it happened</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Lux</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>The Royals are no longer the hottest team in baseball.  But they could still be pretty good?</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>All good things must come to an end, and they did on Saturday when the Kansas City Royals lost for the first time in more than a week. Then, they lost again on Sunday. Sadface. But they weren't terrible games so I'd like to go into a bit of detail about them -- plus a surprising talent pickup that could help? Could not? Why don't the Royals do things more???
New episodes every Monday and Friday! If you would like, please leave a rating and a review on your preferred platform, it would mean a lot!
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        <![CDATA[<p>All good things must come to an end, and they did on Saturday when the Kansas City Royals lost for the first time in more than a week. Then, they lost again on Sunday. Sadface. But they weren't terrible games so I'd like to go into a bit of detail about them -- plus a surprising talent pickup that could help? Could not? Why don't the Royals do things more???</p><p>New episodes every Monday and Friday! If you would like, please leave a rating and a review on your preferred platform, it would mean a lot!</p><p>Follow the podcast for more baseball, especially Royals-related content @royaldeluxpod and/or follow me on Twitter for other general nonsense @TheMFinKC</p><p>Further inquiries: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.com</p><p>Shout out to r/KCRoyals</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>THE ROYALS ARE THE HOTTEST TEAM IN BASEBALL! (NOT CLICKBAIT) - Royal de Lux 8.04.23</title>
      <description>Who's that amazing, young team with a 6-game winning streak? That's right, it's the 2023 Kansas City Royals! After putting up a competent series against the Twins, these Royals have utterly bullied the New York Mets into submission, almost putting up two shutouts in a row. ...Oh, and a lot of trades happened --sorry, I just got so excited to talk about the HOTTEST TEAM IN BASEBALL. Also, Bobby Witt Jr. is the greatest player ever and Maikel Garcia will eventually put up the MLB record for most career sac flies. This seems like an oddly specific prediction, just know that I am 100% right about 20% of the time with these things. Scott Barlow died for this.
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      <pubDate>Fri, 04 Aug 2023 13:03:16 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>THE ROYALS ARE THE HOTTEST TEAM IN BASEBALL! (NOT CLICKBAIT) </itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Lux</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>(I'M NOT EVEN BEING SARCASTIC LIKE LITERALLY THEY ARE SO HOT RIGHT NOW)</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Who's that amazing, young team with a 6-game winning streak? That's right, it's the 2023 Kansas City Royals! After putting up a competent series against the Twins, these Royals have utterly bullied the New York Mets into submission, almost putting up two shutouts in a row. ...Oh, and a lot of trades happened --sorry, I just got so excited to talk about the HOTTEST TEAM IN BASEBALL. Also, Bobby Witt Jr. is the greatest player ever and Maikel Garcia will eventually put up the MLB record for most career sac flies. This seems like an oddly specific prediction, just know that I am 100% right about 20% of the time with these things. Scott Barlow died for this.
New episodes every Monday and Friday! If you would like, please leave a rating and a review on your preferred platform, it would mean a lot!
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Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Who's that amazing, young team with a 6-game winning streak? That's right, it's the 2023 Kansas City Royals! After putting up a competent series against the Twins, these Royals have utterly bullied the New York Mets into submission, almost putting up two shutouts in a row. ...Oh, and a lot of trades happened --sorry, I just got so excited to talk about the HOTTEST TEAM IN BASEBALL. Also, Bobby Witt Jr. is the greatest player ever and Maikel Garcia will eventually put up the MLB record for most career sac flies. This seems like an oddly specific prediction, just know that I am 100% right about 20% of the time with these things. Scott Barlow died for this.</p><p>New episodes every Monday and Friday! If you would like, please leave a rating and a review on your preferred platform, it would mean a lot!</p><p>Follow the podcast for more baseball, especially Royals-related content @royaldeluxpod and/or follow me on Twitter for other general nonsense @TheMFinKC</p><p>Further inquiries: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.com</p><p>Shout out to r/KCRoyals</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>4657</itunes:duration>
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      <title>The Royals do THE UNTHINKABLE! In more ways than one... - Royal de Lux 7.31.23</title>
      <description>The Royals have done something they have not done all year... WIN THREE GAMES IN A ROW!!! Sorry if that's a spoiler, it's just a really big deal. They probably have news and highlights of this playing in Times Square and Shibuya Crossing because it's so important. But what's arguably more important is THE FUTURE! The Royals have some players to trade, and trade they will! Trade they did! For 29-year-old failed pitchersOH COME ON
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      <pubDate>Mon, 31 Jul 2023 12:50:26 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>The Royals do THE UNTHINKABLE! In more ways than one...</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Lux</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>THIS TEAM IS CAPABLE OF WINNING GAMES?!!?!</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>The Royals have done something they have not done all year... WIN THREE GAMES IN A ROW!!! Sorry if that's a spoiler, it's just a really big deal. They probably have news and highlights of this playing in Times Square and Shibuya Crossing because it's so important. But what's arguably more important is THE FUTURE! The Royals have some players to trade, and trade they will! Trade they did! For 29-year-old failed pitchersOH COME ON
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        <![CDATA[<p>The Royals have done something they have not done all year... WIN THREE GAMES IN A ROW!!! Sorry if that's a spoiler, it's just a really big deal. They probably have news and highlights of this playing in Times Square and Shibuya Crossing because it's so important. But what's arguably more important is THE FUTURE! The Royals have some players to trade, and trade they will! Trade they did! For 29-year-old failed pitchersOH COME ON</p><p>New episodes every Monday and Friday! If you would like, please leave a rating and a review on your preferred platform, it would mean a lot!</p><p>Follow the podcast for more baseball, especially Royals-related content @royaldeluxpod and/or follow me on Twitter for other general nonsense @TheMFinKC</p><p>Further inquiries: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.com</p><p>Shout out to r/KCRoyals</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>3168</itunes:duration>
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      <title>More of saying nothing &amp; making trades (or not?) - Royal de Lux 7.28.23</title>
      <description>Where is the new stadium going to be? What's it going to look like? Do we trade Scott Barlow and Carlos Hernandez? WHO CARES!!?!?!?!?1?1?1?1?1?1??/
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      <pubDate>Fri, 28 Jul 2023 11:07:03 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>More of saying nothing &amp; making trades (or not?)</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Lux</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Apparently, the Royals owner doesn't have much to say either.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Where is the new stadium going to be? What's it going to look like? Do we trade Scott Barlow and Carlos Hernandez? WHO CARES!!?!?!?!?1?1?1?1?1?1??/
New episodes every Monday and Friday! If you would like, please leave a rating and a review on your preferred platform, it would mean a lot!
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        <![CDATA[<p>Where is the new stadium going to be? What's it going to look like? Do we trade Scott Barlow and Carlos Hernandez? WHO CARES!!?!?!?!?1?1?1?1?1?1??/</p><p>New episodes every Monday and Friday! If you would like, please leave a rating and a review on your preferred platform, it would mean a lot!</p><p>Follow the podcast for more baseball, especially Royals-related content @royaldeluxpod and/or follow me on Twitter for other general nonsense @TheMFinKC</p><p>Further inquiries: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.com</p><p>Shout out to r/KCRoyals</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>2059</itunes:duration>
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      <title>Nothing left to say.</title>
      <description>Bottom text
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      <pubDate>Mon, 24 Jul 2023 09:51:46 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>Nothing left to say.</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Lux</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Title</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Bottom text
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        <![CDATA[<p>Bottom text</p><p>New episodes every Monday and Friday! If you would like, please leave a rating and a review on your preferred platform, it would mean a lot!</p><p>Follow the podcast for more baseball, especially Royals-related content @royaldeluxpod and/or follow me on Twitter for other general nonsense @TheMFinKC</p><p>Further inquiries: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.com</p><p>Shout out to r/KCRoyals</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>1343</itunes:duration>
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      <title>Suckers for Charity - Royal de Lux 7.21.23</title>
      <description>You know, we COULD have a normal description here, but is it really worth it? Is it worth going through the effort of typing out something serious like "Jordan Lyles pitched a decent game but got the loss as the Royals fall to 15-265 thanks to the 35th blown save by Taylor Clarke" etc. nah to heck with that. Let's just talk about some things no one cares about and are already irrelevant: commentator rankings and charity auctions!
The Awful Announcing article: https://awfulannouncing.com/orig/2023-mlb-local-broadcaster-rankings.html
New episodes every Monday and Friday! If you would like, please leave a rating and a review on your preferred platform, it would mean a lot!
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      <pubDate>Fri, 21 Jul 2023 10:57:52 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>Suckers for Charity</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Lux</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>This episode SUCKS!!!  (it's a joke about cleaning carpets)</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>You know, we COULD have a normal description here, but is it really worth it? Is it worth going through the effort of typing out something serious like "Jordan Lyles pitched a decent game but got the loss as the Royals fall to 15-265 thanks to the 35th blown save by Taylor Clarke" etc. nah to heck with that. Let's just talk about some things no one cares about and are already irrelevant: commentator rankings and charity auctions!
The Awful Announcing article: https://awfulannouncing.com/orig/2023-mlb-local-broadcaster-rankings.html
New episodes every Monday and Friday! If you would like, please leave a rating and a review on your preferred platform, it would mean a lot!
Follow the podcast for more baseball, especially Royals-related content @royaldeluxpod and/or follow me on Twitter for other general nonsense @TheMFinKC
Further inquiries: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.com
Shout out to r/KCRoyals
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>You know, we COULD have a normal description here, but is it really worth it? Is it worth going through the effort of typing out something serious like "Jordan Lyles pitched a decent game but got the loss as the Royals fall to 15-265 thanks to the 35th blown save by Taylor Clarke" etc. nah to heck with that. Let's just talk about some things no one cares about and are already irrelevant: commentator rankings and charity auctions!</p><p>The Awful Announcing article: https://awfulannouncing.com/orig/2023-mlb-local-broadcaster-rankings.html</p><p>New episodes every Monday and Friday! If you would like, please leave a rating and a review on your preferred platform, it would mean a lot!</p><p>Follow the podcast for more baseball, especially Royals-related content @royaldeluxpod and/or follow me on Twitter for other general nonsense @TheMFinKC</p><p>Further inquiries: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.com</p><p>Shout out to r/KCRoyals</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>4422</itunes:duration>
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      <title>Emerge, Bobby Witt Jr. - Royal de Lux 7.17.23</title>
      <description>It's been a long season, but some good things are finally happening as Bobby Witt Jr. is starting to live up to the hype, plus three really good outings from starting pitchers on the Royals, believe it or not.
New episodes every Monday and Friday! If you would like, please leave a rating and a review on your preferred platform, it would mean a lot!
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      <pubDate>Mon, 17 Jul 2023 12:01:46 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>Emerge, Bobby Witt Jr.</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Lux</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>BWJ is starting to break out into a true MLB star, plus some pitching improvements (!?)</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>It's been a long season, but some good things are finally happening as Bobby Witt Jr. is starting to live up to the hype, plus three really good outings from starting pitchers on the Royals, believe it or not.
New episodes every Monday and Friday! If you would like, please leave a rating and a review on your preferred platform, it would mean a lot!
Follow the podcast for more baseball, especially Royals-related content @royaldeluxpod and/or follow me on Twitter for other general nonsense @TheMFinKC
Further inquiries: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.com
Shout out to r/KCRoyals
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>It's been a long season, but some good things are finally happening as Bobby Witt Jr. is starting to live up to the hype, plus three really good outings from starting pitchers on the Royals, believe it or not.</p><p>New episodes every Monday and Friday! If you would like, please leave a rating and a review on your preferred platform, it would mean a lot!</p><p>Follow the podcast for more baseball, especially Royals-related content @royaldeluxpod and/or follow me on Twitter for other general nonsense @TheMFinKC</p><p>Further inquiries: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.com</p><p>Shout out to r/KCRoyals</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>3086</itunes:duration>
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      <title>More draft talk, revisiting expectations &amp; answering questions - Royal de Lux 7.14.23</title>
      <description>The Royals haven't played any baseball lately (thank god...?) but that doesn't mean things aren't happening! They drafted a lot more players since our last discussion so we need to beat that drum again, and also some drums you've given me! What's the deal with Amir Garrett and why are the Royals trading the way they are? I have the answers!!!!!!!!! maybe.
New episodes every Monday and Friday! If you would like, please leave a rating and a review on your preferred platform, it would mean a lot!
Follow the podcast for more baseball, especially Royals-related content @royaldeluxpod and/or follow me on Twitter for other general nonsense @TheMFinKC
Further inquiries: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.com
Shout out to r/KCRoyals
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 14 Jul 2023 11:10:31 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>More draft talk, revisiting expectations &amp; answering questions</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Lux</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>PRETTY SELF-EXPLANATORY TITLE I THINK!!!!!!</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>The Royals haven't played any baseball lately (thank god...?) but that doesn't mean things aren't happening! They drafted a lot more players since our last discussion so we need to beat that drum again, and also some drums you've given me! What's the deal with Amir Garrett and why are the Royals trading the way they are? I have the answers!!!!!!!!! maybe.
New episodes every Monday and Friday! If you would like, please leave a rating and a review on your preferred platform, it would mean a lot!
Follow the podcast for more baseball, especially Royals-related content @royaldeluxpod and/or follow me on Twitter for other general nonsense @TheMFinKC
Further inquiries: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.com
Shout out to r/KCRoyals
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The Royals haven't played any baseball lately (thank god...?) but that doesn't mean things aren't happening! They drafted a lot more players since our last discussion so we need to beat that drum again, and also some drums you've given me! What's the deal with Amir Garrett and why are the Royals trading the way they are? I have the answers!!!!!!!!! maybe.</p><p>New episodes every Monday and Friday! If you would like, please leave a rating and a review on your preferred platform, it would mean a lot!</p><p>Follow the podcast for more baseball, especially Royals-related content @royaldeluxpod and/or follow me on Twitter for other general nonsense @TheMFinKC</p><p>Further inquiries: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.com</p><p>Shout out to r/KCRoyals</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>3589</itunes:duration>
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      <title>The Royals add a draft to the list of disappointments this season (but...?) - Royal de Lux 7.10.23</title>
      <description>Well it's no surprise the Royals are awful. But they still haven't shown us their final form of suckage! Could they be bad at drafting players, too?!?!?! I mean, for now I'm unimpressed but hey. That's just me.
New episodes every Monday and Friday! If you would like, please leave a rating and a review on your preferred platform, it would mean a lot!
Follow the podcast for more baseball, especially Royals-related content @royaldeluxpod and/or follow me on Twitter for other general nonsense @TheMFinKC
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Shout out to r/KCRoyals
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      <pubDate>Mon, 10 Jul 2023 13:40:19 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>The Royals add a draft to the list of disappointments this season (but...?)</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Lux</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Talking about the Royals' first round picks in the 2023 MLB Draft</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Well it's no surprise the Royals are awful. But they still haven't shown us their final form of suckage! Could they be bad at drafting players, too?!?!?! I mean, for now I'm unimpressed but hey. That's just me.
New episodes every Monday and Friday! If you would like, please leave a rating and a review on your preferred platform, it would mean a lot!
Follow the podcast for more baseball, especially Royals-related content @royaldeluxpod and/or follow me on Twitter for other general nonsense @TheMFinKC
Further inquiries: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.com
Shout out to r/KCRoyals
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Well it's no surprise the Royals are awful. But they still haven't shown us their final form of suckage! Could they be bad at drafting players, too?!?!?! I mean, for now I'm unimpressed but hey. That's just me.</p><p>New episodes every Monday and Friday! If you would like, please leave a rating and a review on your preferred platform, it would mean a lot!</p><p>Follow the podcast for more baseball, especially Royals-related content @royaldeluxpod and/or follow me on Twitter for other general nonsense @TheMFinKC</p><p>Further inquiries: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.com</p><p>Shout out to r/KCRoyals</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>3275</itunes:duration>
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      <title>Should they, should they not? The MLB Draft and the Kansas City Royals - Royal de Lux 7.07.23</title>
      <description>The Royals have to shuffle a few injured players in and out of the roster while they get CSGO'd or something, but that matters very little in the wake of what's to come this weekend: the MLB draft! The Royals get the 8th, 44th and 66th overall picks in this draft, hoping to fortify their weak farm system with a new wave of talent. Who should the Royals look at... and who shouldn't they?
New episodes every Monday and Friday! If you would like, please leave a rating and a review on your preferred platform, it would mean a lot!
Follow the podcast for more baseball, especially Royals-related content @royaldeluxpod and/or follow me on Twitter for other general nonsense @TheMFinKC
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      <pubDate>Fri, 07 Jul 2023 11:31:04 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>Should they, should they not? The MLB Draft and the Kansas City Royals</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Lux</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Where I have a mental breakdown over thinking about the MLB draft and how little it makes sense.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>The Royals have to shuffle a few injured players in and out of the roster while they get CSGO'd or something, but that matters very little in the wake of what's to come this weekend: the MLB draft! The Royals get the 8th, 44th and 66th overall picks in this draft, hoping to fortify their weak farm system with a new wave of talent. Who should the Royals look at... and who shouldn't they?
New episodes every Monday and Friday! If you would like, please leave a rating and a review on your preferred platform, it would mean a lot!
Follow the podcast for more baseball, especially Royals-related content @royaldeluxpod and/or follow me on Twitter for other general nonsense @TheMFinKC
Further inquiries: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.com
Shout out to r/KCRoyals
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The Royals have to shuffle a few injured players in and out of the roster while they get CSGO'd or something, but that matters very little in the wake of what's to come this weekend: the MLB draft! The Royals get the 8th, 44th and 66th overall picks in this draft, hoping to fortify their weak farm system with a new wave of talent. Who should the Royals look at... and who shouldn't they?</p><p>New episodes every Monday and Friday! If you would like, please leave a rating and a review on your preferred platform, it would mean a lot!</p><p>Follow the podcast for more baseball, especially Royals-related content @royaldeluxpod and/or follow me on Twitter for other general nonsense @TheMFinKC</p><p>Further inquiries: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.com</p><p>Shout out to r/KCRoyals</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>3185</itunes:duration>
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      <title>What's the deal with Aroldis Chapman? - Royal de Lux 7.03.23</title>
      <description>The trade deadline is technically a month or so away, but no one said the Royals can't make moves early! They take control of the market by dealing one of the biggest pieces available, Aroldis Chapman, to one of the hottest teams at the moment, the Texas Rangers. Is that good? Is the return good? Also, Salvy makes his EIGHTH (?!) All-Star appearance, Alec Marsh makes his first MLB start, and many other cool things happen in a 3-game Dodgers series that the Royals (?!) won!
New episodes every Monday and Friday! If you would like, please leave a rating and a review on your preferred platform, it would mean a lot!
Follow the podcast for more baseball, especially Royals-related content @royaldeluxpod and/or follow me on Twitter for other general nonsense @TheMFinKC
Further inquiries: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.com
Shout out to r/KCRoyals
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      <pubDate>Mon, 03 Jul 2023 12:40:56 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>What's the deal with Aroldis Chapman?</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Lux</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>The KC Royals get the jump on the trade deadline by dealing one of baseball's hardest-throwing relievers!</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>The trade deadline is technically a month or so away, but no one said the Royals can't make moves early! They take control of the market by dealing one of the biggest pieces available, Aroldis Chapman, to one of the hottest teams at the moment, the Texas Rangers. Is that good? Is the return good? Also, Salvy makes his EIGHTH (?!) All-Star appearance, Alec Marsh makes his first MLB start, and many other cool things happen in a 3-game Dodgers series that the Royals (?!) won!
New episodes every Monday and Friday! If you would like, please leave a rating and a review on your preferred platform, it would mean a lot!
Follow the podcast for more baseball, especially Royals-related content @royaldeluxpod and/or follow me on Twitter for other general nonsense @TheMFinKC
Further inquiries: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.com
Shout out to r/KCRoyals
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The trade deadline is technically a month or so away, but no one said the Royals can't make moves early! They take control of the market by dealing one of the biggest pieces available, Aroldis Chapman, to one of the hottest teams at the moment, the Texas Rangers. Is that good? Is the return good? Also, Salvy makes his EIGHTH (?!) All-Star appearance, Alec Marsh makes his first MLB start, and many other cool things happen in a 3-game Dodgers series that the Royals (?!) won!</p><p>New episodes every Monday and Friday! If you would like, please leave a rating and a review on your preferred platform, it would mean a lot!</p><p>Follow the podcast for more baseball, especially Royals-related content @royaldeluxpod and/or follow me on Twitter for other general nonsense @TheMFinKC</p><p>Further inquiries: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.com</p><p>Shout out to r/KCRoyals</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>3608</itunes:duration>
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      <title>The roster churns harder as the Royals approach an interesting, rookie-themed Dodgers series! - Royal de Lux 6.30.23</title>
      <description>The Royals face some interesting roster decisions now and in the near future as Kyle Isbel returns from the IL, Alec Marsh makes his MLB debut, and Michael Massey is fast approaching his return. Lots of guys on this roster are either struggling or tradable, but there's also a lot of unproven players like Samad Taylor who need some more time. I ponder such possibilities, as well as the notion of spending in free agency like the ownership claims to want to do. What was Sherman's press conference like? And the Royals take on the Los Angeles Dodgers who have a surprisingly young team still developing!
New episodes every Monday and Friday! If you would like, please leave a rating and a review on your preferred platform, it would mean a lot!
Follow the podcast for more baseball, especially Royals-related content @royaldeluxpod and/or follow me on Twitter for other general nonsense @TheMFinKC
Further inquiries: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.com
Shout out to r/KCRoyals
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 30 Jun 2023 12:26:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>The roster churns harder as the Royals approach an interesting, rookie-themed Dodgers series!</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Lux</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>OVERSPEND ON STARTING PITCHING.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>The Royals face some interesting roster decisions now and in the near future as Kyle Isbel returns from the IL, Alec Marsh makes his MLB debut, and Michael Massey is fast approaching his return. Lots of guys on this roster are either struggling or tradable, but there's also a lot of unproven players like Samad Taylor who need some more time. I ponder such possibilities, as well as the notion of spending in free agency like the ownership claims to want to do. What was Sherman's press conference like? And the Royals take on the Los Angeles Dodgers who have a surprisingly young team still developing!
New episodes every Monday and Friday! If you would like, please leave a rating and a review on your preferred platform, it would mean a lot!
Follow the podcast for more baseball, especially Royals-related content @royaldeluxpod and/or follow me on Twitter for other general nonsense @TheMFinKC
Further inquiries: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.com
Shout out to r/KCRoyals
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The Royals face some interesting roster decisions now and in the near future as Kyle Isbel returns from the IL, Alec Marsh makes his MLB debut, and Michael Massey is fast approaching his return. Lots of guys on this roster are either struggling or tradable, but there's also a lot of unproven players like Samad Taylor who need some more time. I ponder such possibilities, as well as the notion of spending in free agency like the ownership claims to want to do. What was Sherman's press conference like? And the Royals take on the Los Angeles Dodgers who have a surprisingly young team still developing!</p><p>New episodes every Monday and Friday! If you would like, please leave a rating and a review on your preferred platform, it would mean a lot!</p><p>Follow the podcast for more baseball, especially Royals-related content @royaldeluxpod and/or follow me on Twitter for other general nonsense @TheMFinKC</p><p>Further inquiries: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.com</p><p>Shout out to r/KCRoyals</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>The AAA Royals are here to stay... yay! - Royal de Lux 6.23.22</title>
      <description>Dairon Blanco, Samad Taylor and Austin Cox have made strong first impressions on the Royals. That's good, right? Meanwhile some guys are officially entering the YIKES WATCH which is a cringe title I came up with for "guys who have been taking a little too long to figure it out."
Check me out on Royals Rundown! https://www.royalsreview.com/2023/6/19/23765569/royals-rundown-hang-the-banner-the-royals-won-a-game
New episodes every Monday and Friday! If you would like, please leave a rating and a review on your preferred platform, it would mean a lot!
Follow the podcast for more baseball, especially Royals-related content @royaldeluxpod and/or follow me on Twitter for other general nonsense @TheMFinKC
Further inquiries: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.com
Shout out to r/KCRoyals
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      <pubDate>Fri, 23 Jun 2023 11:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>The AAA Royals are here to stay... yay!</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Lux</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle></itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Dairon Blanco, Samad Taylor and Austin Cox have made strong first impressions on the Royals. That's good, right? Meanwhile some guys are officially entering the YIKES WATCH which is a cringe title I came up with for "guys who have been taking a little too long to figure it out."
Check me out on Royals Rundown! https://www.royalsreview.com/2023/6/19/23765569/royals-rundown-hang-the-banner-the-royals-won-a-game
New episodes every Monday and Friday! If you would like, please leave a rating and a review on your preferred platform, it would mean a lot!
Follow the podcast for more baseball, especially Royals-related content @royaldeluxpod and/or follow me on Twitter for other general nonsense @TheMFinKC
Further inquiries: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.com
Shout out to r/KCRoyals
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Dairon Blanco, Samad Taylor and Austin Cox have made strong first impressions on the Royals. That's good, right? Meanwhile some guys are officially entering the YIKES WATCH which is a cringe title I came up with for "guys who have been taking a little too long to figure it out."</p><p>Check me out on Royals Rundown! https://www.royalsreview.com/2023/6/19/23765569/royals-rundown-hang-the-banner-the-royals-won-a-game</p><p>New episodes every Monday and Friday! If you would like, please leave a rating and a review on your preferred platform, it would mean a lot!</p><p>Follow the podcast for more baseball, especially Royals-related content @royaldeluxpod and/or follow me on Twitter for other general nonsense @TheMFinKC</p><p>Further inquiries: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.com</p><p>Shout out to r/KCRoyals</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>Complete and Total Oblivion. and some trade ideas idk - Royal de Lux 6.16.23</title>
      <description>Unfortunately, the Royals SUCK! And it doesn't look like it's getting any better either. Let's actually make it worse by trading away players, because it can't get any worse than 120 losses with Vinnie Pasquantino out for the season. THE DARKNESS STARES BACK.
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      <pubDate>Fri, 16 Jun 2023 11:59:51 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>Complete and Total Oblivion. and some trade ideas idk</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Lux</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>It seems that the Royals are a team full of bad baseball players. LET'S TRADE THEM!!!!!!!!</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Unfortunately, the Royals SUCK! And it doesn't look like it's getting any better either. Let's actually make it worse by trading away players, because it can't get any worse than 120 losses with Vinnie Pasquantino out for the season. THE DARKNESS STARES BACK.
New episodes every Monday and Friday! If you would like, please leave a rating and a review on your preferred platform, it would mean a lot!
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Shout out to r/KCRoyals
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Unfortunately, the Royals SUCK! And it doesn't look like it's getting any better either. Let's actually make it worse by trading away players, because it can't get any worse than 120 losses with Vinnie Pasquantino out for the season. THE DARKNESS STARES BACK.</p><p>New episodes every Monday and Friday! If you would like, please leave a rating and a review on your preferred platform, it would mean a lot!</p><p>Follow the podcast for more baseball, especially Royals-related content @royaldeluxpod and/or follow me on Twitter for other general nonsense @TheMFinKC</p><p>Further inquiries: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.com</p><p>Shout out to r/KCRoyals</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>3921</itunes:duration>
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      <title>Broken episode for a broken team - Royal de Lux 6.12.23</title>
      <description>The Royals suck. Go home. Go do something fun. Don't even listen to this episode. Water your garden or something. There's nothing new to say. Not even putting in social media links or anything because this team doesn't deserve it.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 12 Jun 2023 14:11:46 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>Broken episode for a broken team</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Lux</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Literally just saying nothing for like 20 minutes.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>The Royals suck. Go home. Go do something fun. Don't even listen to this episode. Water your garden or something. There's nothing new to say. Not even putting in social media links or anything because this team doesn't deserve it.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The Royals suck. Go home. Go do something fun. Don't even listen to this episode. Water your garden or something. There's nothing new to say. Not even putting in social media links or anything because this team doesn't deserve it.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>1253</itunes:duration>
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      <title>The Kansas City Royals have fully and completely unraveled. - Royal de Lux 6.09.23</title>
      <description>I'm pretty much out of things to say at this point. The Royals are dive bombing towards a 116-loss season or something stupid like that, and as much as I want to believe in the talent of this roster, there have been no signs of them being capable of digging themselves out of that fate. The Royals continue to play terribly and lose terribly; when we say "it can't get any worse" it has felt like a technicality in the past. Right now, barring injuries, it truly cannot get any worse. Welcome to the abyss.
New episodes every Monday and Friday! If you would like, please leave a rating and a review on your preferred platform, it would mean a lot!
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      <pubDate>Fri, 09 Jun 2023 09:51:17 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>The Kansas City Royals have fully and completely unraveled.</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Lux</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>The worst has come to pass. The Royals have finally broken the Luxman.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>I'm pretty much out of things to say at this point. The Royals are dive bombing towards a 116-loss season or something stupid like that, and as much as I want to believe in the talent of this roster, there have been no signs of them being capable of digging themselves out of that fate. The Royals continue to play terribly and lose terribly; when we say "it can't get any worse" it has felt like a technicality in the past. Right now, barring injuries, it truly cannot get any worse. Welcome to the abyss.
New episodes every Monday and Friday! If you would like, please leave a rating and a review on your preferred platform, it would mean a lot!
Follow the podcast for more baseball, especially Royals-related content @royaldeluxpod and/or follow me on Twitter for other general nonsense @TheMFinKC
Further inquiries: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.com
Shout out to r/KCRoyals
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>I'm pretty much out of things to say at this point. The Royals are dive bombing towards a 116-loss season or something stupid like that, and as much as I want to believe in the talent of this roster, there have been no signs of them being capable of digging themselves out of that fate. The Royals continue to play terribly and lose terribly; when we say "it can't get any worse" it has felt like a technicality in the past. Right now, barring injuries, it truly cannot get any worse. Welcome to the abyss.</p><p>New episodes every Monday and Friday! If you would like, please leave a rating and a review on your preferred platform, it would mean a lot!</p><p>Follow the podcast for more baseball, especially Royals-related content @royaldeluxpod and/or follow me on Twitter for other general nonsense @TheMFinKC</p><p>Further inquiries: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.com</p><p>Shout out to r/KCRoyals</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>2677</itunes:duration>
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      <title>The Royals lose like a bad baseball team - Royal de Lux 6.04.23</title>
      <description>BREAKING: The Royals suck. But there are many ways and reasons for a team to suck. Where does all of this suckage come from? Will it ever end?! That's me with the Mushoku Tensei series. If you know what that is I feel very sorry for you. Do not talk to me about it. I don't have anything else to write in this description so I'm just filling it out with useless nonsense. Do the Kansas City Royals count as useless nonsense? Asking for a friend.
New episodes every Monday and Friday! If you would like, please leave a rating and a review on your preferred platform, it would mean a lot!
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      <pubDate>Mon, 05 Jun 2023 11:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>The Royals lose like a bad baseball team</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Lux</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>"wow maybe because the royals are a bad baseball team" --a really smart person reading this title</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>BREAKING: The Royals suck. But there are many ways and reasons for a team to suck. Where does all of this suckage come from? Will it ever end?! That's me with the Mushoku Tensei series. If you know what that is I feel very sorry for you. Do not talk to me about it. I don't have anything else to write in this description so I'm just filling it out with useless nonsense. Do the Kansas City Royals count as useless nonsense? Asking for a friend.
New episodes every Monday and Friday! If you would like, please leave a rating and a review on your preferred platform, it would mean a lot!
Follow the podcast for more baseball, especially Royals-related content @royaldeluxpod and/or follow me on Twitter for other general nonsense @TheMFinKC
Further inquiries: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.com
Shout out to r/KCRoyals
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>BREAKING: The Royals suck. But there are many ways and reasons for a team to suck. Where does all of this suckage come from? Will it ever end?! That's me with the Mushoku Tensei series. If you know what that is I feel very sorry for you. Do not talk to me about it. I don't have anything else to write in this description so I'm just filling it out with useless nonsense. Do the Kansas City Royals count as useless nonsense? Asking for a friend.</p><p>New episodes every Monday and Friday! If you would like, please leave a rating and a review on your preferred platform, it would mean a lot!</p><p>Follow the podcast for more baseball, especially Royals-related content @royaldeluxpod and/or follow me on Twitter for other general nonsense @TheMFinKC</p><p>Further inquiries: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.com</p><p>Shout out to r/KCRoyals</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>2654</itunes:duration>
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      <title>The Royals pitching finds salvation - Royal de Lux 6.02.23</title>
      <description>In a season where we literally do not know who's pitching for the Royals on most given days, a haphazardly built rotation seems to emerge and also has the potential to create pseudo perfect games. These are things that make a lot of sense!! Drew Waters and Daniel Lynch are back from the dead while others already here show a little more life as time goes on.
New episodes every Monday and Friday! If you would like, please leave a rating and a review on your preferred platform, it would mean a lot!
Follow the podcast for more baseball, especially Royals-related content @royaldeluxpod and/or follow me on Twitter for other general nonsense @TheMFinKC
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      <pubDate>Fri, 02 Jun 2023 12:37:40 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>The Royals pitching finds salvation</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Lux</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>The Royals almost throw a combined perfect game with their misfit rotation which is also actually their bullpen.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>In a season where we literally do not know who's pitching for the Royals on most given days, a haphazardly built rotation seems to emerge and also has the potential to create pseudo perfect games. These are things that make a lot of sense!! Drew Waters and Daniel Lynch are back from the dead while others already here show a little more life as time goes on.
New episodes every Monday and Friday! If you would like, please leave a rating and a review on your preferred platform, it would mean a lot!
Follow the podcast for more baseball, especially Royals-related content @royaldeluxpod and/or follow me on Twitter for other general nonsense @TheMFinKC
Further inquiries: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.com
Shout out to r/KCRoyals
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>In a season where we literally do not know who's pitching for the Royals on most given days, a haphazardly built rotation seems to emerge and also has the potential to create pseudo perfect games. These are things that make a lot of sense!! Drew Waters and Daniel Lynch are back from the dead while others already here show a little more life as time goes on.</p><p>New episodes every Monday and Friday! If you would like, please leave a rating and a review on your preferred platform, it would mean a lot!</p><p>Follow the podcast for more baseball, especially Royals-related content @royaldeluxpod and/or follow me on Twitter for other general nonsense @TheMFinKC</p><p>Further inquiries: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.com</p><p>Shout out to r/KCRoyals</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>4214</itunes:duration>
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      <title>As expectations need re-adjusting, what direction are the Royals headed in? - Royal de Lux 5.26.23</title>
      <description>The Royals are bad and will seemingly continue to be bad no matter how much we wish for the pain and suffering to end. Such is life. This season feels more like the mistakes of the past coming to haunt us in the present, so what can be done to prevent our ghosts from devouring us in the future? Did anything I just wrote make any sense at all even?? Also Drew Waters is back that's cool ig
New episodes every Monday and Friday! If you would like, please leave a rating and a review on your preferred platform, it would mean a lot!
Follow the podcast for more baseball, especially Royals-related content @royaldeluxpod and/or follow me on Twitter for other general nonsense @TheMFinKC
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      <pubDate>Fri, 26 May 2023 12:26:51 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>As expectations need re-adjusting, what direction are the Royals headed in?</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Lux</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>A musing of how we got to the state where we're in right now.  How did a rebuild turn into a 15-36 team?</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>The Royals are bad and will seemingly continue to be bad no matter how much we wish for the pain and suffering to end. Such is life. This season feels more like the mistakes of the past coming to haunt us in the present, so what can be done to prevent our ghosts from devouring us in the future? Did anything I just wrote make any sense at all even?? Also Drew Waters is back that's cool ig
New episodes every Monday and Friday! If you would like, please leave a rating and a review on your preferred platform, it would mean a lot!
Follow the podcast for more baseball, especially Royals-related content @royaldeluxpod and/or follow me on Twitter for other general nonsense @TheMFinKC
Further inquiries: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.com
Shout out to r/KCRoyals
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The Royals are bad and will seemingly continue to be bad no matter how much we wish for the pain and suffering to end. Such is life. This season feels more like the mistakes of the past coming to haunt us in the present, so what can be done to prevent our ghosts from devouring us in the future? Did anything I just wrote make any sense at all even?? Also Drew Waters is back that's cool ig</p><p>New episodes every Monday and Friday! If you would like, please leave a rating and a review on your preferred platform, it would mean a lot!</p><p>Follow the podcast for more baseball, especially Royals-related content @royaldeluxpod and/or follow me on Twitter for other general nonsense @TheMFinKC</p><p>Further inquiries: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.com</p><p>Shout out to r/KCRoyals</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>3834</itunes:duration>
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      <title>The Hunter Dozier Got DFA'd Special &amp; First round draft failures - Royal de Lux 5.24.23</title>
      <description>The Royals have made a lot of mistakes leading up to the 2023 season where they reside as one of the worst teams in baseball yet again. One of the bigger mistakes was signing a questionably good player to a guaranteed 4-year deal worth $25 million. Which, for all intents and purposes isn't a LOT of money for MLB standards, but it still has had massive consequences to the Kansas City Royals. But today, we can put that all behind us as the bad man is now gone. Hunter Dozier has been designated for assignment, effectively removing him from the active roster. We don't have to talk about him anymore. We are free.
New episodes every Monday and Friday! If you would like, please leave a rating and a review on your preferred platform, it would mean a lot!
Follow the podcast for more baseball, especially Royals-related content @royaldeluxpod and/or follow me on Twitter for other general nonsense @TheMFinKC
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      <pubDate>Wed, 24 May 2023 11:32:44 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>The Hunter Dozier Got DFA'd Special &amp; First round draft failures</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Lux</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Ranting about Hunter Dozier and some other first round draft failures the Royals made in the Moore administration.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>The Royals have made a lot of mistakes leading up to the 2023 season where they reside as one of the worst teams in baseball yet again. One of the bigger mistakes was signing a questionably good player to a guaranteed 4-year deal worth $25 million. Which, for all intents and purposes isn't a LOT of money for MLB standards, but it still has had massive consequences to the Kansas City Royals. But today, we can put that all behind us as the bad man is now gone. Hunter Dozier has been designated for assignment, effectively removing him from the active roster. We don't have to talk about him anymore. We are free.
New episodes every Monday and Friday! If you would like, please leave a rating and a review on your preferred platform, it would mean a lot!
Follow the podcast for more baseball, especially Royals-related content @royaldeluxpod and/or follow me on Twitter for other general nonsense @TheMFinKC
Further inquiries: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.com
Shout out to r/KCRoyals
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The Royals have made a lot of mistakes leading up to the 2023 season where they reside as one of the worst teams in baseball yet again. One of the bigger mistakes was signing a questionably good player to a guaranteed 4-year deal worth $25 million. Which, for all intents and purposes isn't a LOT of money for MLB standards, but it still has had massive consequences to the Kansas City Royals. But today, we can put that all behind us as the bad man is now gone. Hunter Dozier has been designated for assignment, effectively removing him from the active roster. We don't have to talk about him anymore. We are free.</p><p>New episodes every Monday and Friday! If you would like, please leave a rating and a review on your preferred platform, it would mean a lot!</p><p>Follow the podcast for more baseball, especially Royals-related content @royaldeluxpod and/or follow me on Twitter for other general nonsense @TheMFinKC</p><p>Further inquiries: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.com</p><p>Shout out to r/KCRoyals</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>2171</itunes:duration>
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      <title>The Royals get owned by Southside, ownership talks about moving Northside - Royal de Lux 5.22.23</title>
      <description>The Royals continue to disappoint me and make me look even stupider than normal so maybe I should talk about some other things besides my shiny Fennekin collection in Pokemon GO. The Royals have opened discussions with a neighboring county with the aspirations of building a stadium in a more homely environment similar to Wrigley Field. This is much different than the originally proposed downtown stadium; should the Royals do that? What do I have to say about it? WHO CARES?!?!?!?!?1?! Also, what's the plan if the new stadium ISN'T built? Do the Royals pack up and leave? WHO CARES?!?!?!?!?1?! (i do, i'm who)
New episodes every Monday and Friday! If you would like, please leave a rating and a review on your preferred platform, it would mean a lot!
Follow the podcast for more baseball, especially Royals-related content @royaldeluxpod and/or follow me on Twitter for other general nonsense @TheMFinKC
Further inquiries: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.com
Shout out to r/KCRoyals
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 22 May 2023 10:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>The Royals get owned by Southside, ownership talks about moving Northside</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Lux</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>The Royals getting swept by the White Sox isn't a very interesting topic so I talk about why the Royals owner might not be a completely evil person (no guarantees)</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>The Royals continue to disappoint me and make me look even stupider than normal so maybe I should talk about some other things besides my shiny Fennekin collection in Pokemon GO. The Royals have opened discussions with a neighboring county with the aspirations of building a stadium in a more homely environment similar to Wrigley Field. This is much different than the originally proposed downtown stadium; should the Royals do that? What do I have to say about it? WHO CARES?!?!?!?!?1?! Also, what's the plan if the new stadium ISN'T built? Do the Royals pack up and leave? WHO CARES?!?!?!?!?1?! (i do, i'm who)
New episodes every Monday and Friday! If you would like, please leave a rating and a review on your preferred platform, it would mean a lot!
Follow the podcast for more baseball, especially Royals-related content @royaldeluxpod and/or follow me on Twitter for other general nonsense @TheMFinKC
Further inquiries: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.com
Shout out to r/KCRoyals
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The Royals continue to disappoint me and make me look even stupider than normal so maybe I should talk about some other things besides my shiny Fennekin collection in Pokemon GO. The Royals have opened discussions with a neighboring county with the aspirations of building a stadium in a more homely environment similar to Wrigley Field. This is much different than the originally proposed downtown stadium; should the Royals do that? What do I have to say about it? WHO CARES?!?!?!?!?1?! Also, what's the plan if the new stadium ISN'T built? Do the Royals pack up and leave? WHO CARES?!?!?!?!?1?! (i do, i'm who)</p><p>New episodes every Monday and Friday! If you would like, please leave a rating and a review on your preferred platform, it would mean a lot!</p><p>Follow the podcast for more baseball, especially Royals-related content @royaldeluxpod and/or follow me on Twitter for other general nonsense @TheMFinKC</p><p>Further inquiries: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.com</p><p>Shout out to r/KCRoyals</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>3732</itunes:duration>
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      <title>The Royals lose their way into a series win (???) as the light of hope for better pitching fades out - Royal de Lux 5.19.23</title>
      <description>Have you ever heard of a team suck and still win? If you don't enjoy that, you don't enjoy Royals baseball. I for one find it fascinating, so I talk about how the Royals finally made friends with a team as bad as them even though they really shouldn't be lol. Also, the Royals have pitchers. But do they REALLY???? When will my eternal suffering of bad pitching end? And what happens to some hitters when Vinnie Pasquantino does not assert dominance over them? The answers (#3 WILL SHOCK YOU) can be found in this episode of a podcast by a guy with anime figures on his bookshelf.
Check me out on Visiting Dugout: https://youtu.be/xwwu3G_GdfE (Or listen on audio platforms under Sox Populi)
New episodes every Monday and Friday! If you would like, please leave a rating and a review on your preferred platform, it would mean a lot!
Follow the podcast for more baseball, especially Royals-related content @royaldeluxpod and/or follow me on Twitter for other general nonsense @TheMFinKC
Further inquiries: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.com
Shout out to r/KCRoyals
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      <pubDate>Fri, 19 May 2023 10:52:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>The Royals lose their way into a series win (???) as the light of hope for better pitching fades out</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Lux</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>In which the Luxman with the Luxplan discusses how we  actually have no plan and everything is bad and sucky.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Have you ever heard of a team suck and still win? If you don't enjoy that, you don't enjoy Royals baseball. I for one find it fascinating, so I talk about how the Royals finally made friends with a team as bad as them even though they really shouldn't be lol. Also, the Royals have pitchers. But do they REALLY???? When will my eternal suffering of bad pitching end? And what happens to some hitters when Vinnie Pasquantino does not assert dominance over them? The answers (#3 WILL SHOCK YOU) can be found in this episode of a podcast by a guy with anime figures on his bookshelf.
Check me out on Visiting Dugout: https://youtu.be/xwwu3G_GdfE (Or listen on audio platforms under Sox Populi)
New episodes every Monday and Friday! If you would like, please leave a rating and a review on your preferred platform, it would mean a lot!
Follow the podcast for more baseball, especially Royals-related content @royaldeluxpod and/or follow me on Twitter for other general nonsense @TheMFinKC
Further inquiries: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.com
Shout out to r/KCRoyals
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Have you ever heard of a team suck and still win? If you don't enjoy that, you don't enjoy Royals baseball. I for one find it fascinating, so I talk about how the Royals finally made friends with a team as bad as them even though they really shouldn't be lol. Also, the Royals have pitchers. But do they REALLY???? When will my eternal suffering of bad pitching end? And what happens to some hitters when Vinnie Pasquantino does not assert dominance over them? The answers (#3 <strong>WILL </strong>SHOCK YOU) can be found in this episode of a podcast by a guy with anime figures on his bookshelf.</p><p>Check me out on Visiting Dugout: https://youtu.be/xwwu3G_GdfE (Or listen on audio platforms under Sox Populi)</p><p>New episodes every Monday and Friday! If you would like, please leave a rating and a review on your preferred platform, it would mean a lot!</p><p>Follow the podcast for more baseball, especially Royals-related content @royaldeluxpod and/or follow me on Twitter for other general nonsense @TheMFinKC</p><p>Further inquiries: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.com</p><p>Shout out to r/KCRoyals</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>3536</itunes:duration>
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      <title>Jordan Lyles, Necessary Evil - Royal de Lux 5.15.23</title>
      <description>Every fifth day I have to go on the same rant about how Jordan Lyles is necessary for this team even though he's bad.  It's almost like the Royals have made a lot of bad decisions over the past decade plus that have led to them needing Jordan Lyles to fill out their lineup!!  WOWWWWWWWWWW!!  Also it's Mother's Day.  Happy birthday to your Mom.
New episodes every Monday and Friday! If you would like, please leave a rating and a review on your preferred platform, it would mean a lot!
Follow the podcast for more baseball, especially Royals-related content @royaldeluxpod and/or follow me on Twitter for other general nonsense @TheMFinKC
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      <pubDate>Mon, 15 May 2023 10:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>Jordan Lyles, Necessary Evil </itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Lux</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Lux AKA Smartguy Masterpodcaster talks about why Jordan Lyles is bad but needed because the Royals are bad oops I just summarised the entire podcast in one sentence xD</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Every fifth day I have to go on the same rant about how Jordan Lyles is necessary for this team even though he's bad.  It's almost like the Royals have made a lot of bad decisions over the past decade plus that have led to them needing Jordan Lyles to fill out their lineup!!  WOWWWWWWWWWW!!  Also it's Mother's Day.  Happy birthday to your Mom.
New episodes every Monday and Friday! If you would like, please leave a rating and a review on your preferred platform, it would mean a lot!
Follow the podcast for more baseball, especially Royals-related content @royaldeluxpod and/or follow me on Twitter for other general nonsense @TheMFinKC
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Shout out to r/KCRoyals
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Every fifth day I have to go on the same rant about how Jordan Lyles is necessary for this team even though he's bad.  It's almost like the Royals have made a lot of bad decisions over the past decade plus that have led to them needing Jordan Lyles to fill out their lineup!!  WOWWWWWWWWWW!!  Also it's Mother's Day.  Happy birthday to your Mom.</p><p>New episodes every Monday and Friday! If you would like, please leave a rating and a review on your preferred platform, it would mean a lot!</p><p>Follow the podcast for more baseball, especially Royals-related content @royaldeluxpod and/or follow me on Twitter for other general nonsense @TheMFinKC</p><p>Further inquiries: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.com</p><p>Shout out to r/KCRoyals</p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>3346</itunes:duration>
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      <title>Let's extend Vinnie Pasquantino! (And other cool updates) - Royal de Lux 5.12.23</title>
      <description>The Royals offense is on FIRE!!! And that means, maybe, just maybe, the Royals can eventually convince some players to come play for them... like Vinnie Pasquantino! Let's talk about what it might take in order to sign good 'ol Vinnie P. to a long-term deal to stay in Kansas City, as well as other cool things the Royals have done lately. Wow, an episode with no complaints, how about that!!!
New episodes every Monday and Friday! If you would like, please leave a rating and a review on your preferred platform, it would mean a lot!
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Further inquiries: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.com
Shout out to r/KCRoyals
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      <pubDate>Fri, 12 May 2023 10:40:08 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>Let's extend Vinnie Pasquantino! (And other cool updates)</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Lux</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Fantasizing about a potential Vinnie P. extension among other things to talk about with the Kansas City Royals</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>The Royals offense is on FIRE!!! And that means, maybe, just maybe, the Royals can eventually convince some players to come play for them... like Vinnie Pasquantino! Let's talk about what it might take in order to sign good 'ol Vinnie P. to a long-term deal to stay in Kansas City, as well as other cool things the Royals have done lately. Wow, an episode with no complaints, how about that!!!
New episodes every Monday and Friday! If you would like, please leave a rating and a review on your preferred platform, it would mean a lot!
Follow the podcast for more baseball, especially Royals-related content @royaldeluxpod and/or follow me on Twitter for other general nonsense @TheMFinKC
Further inquiries: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.com
Shout out to r/KCRoyals
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The Royals offense is on FIRE!!! And that means, maybe, just maybe, the Royals can eventually convince some players to come play for them... like Vinnie Pasquantino! Let's talk about what it might take in order to sign good 'ol Vinnie P. to a long-term deal to stay in Kansas City, as well as other cool things the Royals have done lately. Wow, an episode with no complaints, how about that!!!</p><p>New episodes every Monday and Friday! If you would like, please leave a rating and a review on your preferred platform, it would mean a lot!</p><p>Follow the podcast for more baseball, especially Royals-related content @royaldeluxpod and/or follow me on Twitter for other general nonsense @TheMFinKC</p><p>Further inquiries: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.com</p><p>Shout out to r/KCRoyals</p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>4018</itunes:duration>
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      <title>CHAOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 - Royal de Lux 5.08.23</title>
      <description>WHY DID THE ROYALS OPTION AUSTIN COX FOR ANOTHER GUY THEY ALSO OPTIONED!!  WHY ARE OUR PITCHERS ONLY GETTING GOOD AT THE EXPENSE OF EXTREME BODILY HARM!!  WHY HAVEN'T THINGS BEEN GOOD SINCE LORENZO CAIN LEFT!!  WHY DO ANNOUNCERS KEEP USING SLURS ON OUR FIELD!!  WHY IS BRADY SINGER BAD AT THROWING BASEBALLS!!  WHAT WAS IN THAT SMOOTHIE THIS FRIENDLY GUATEMALAN GENTLEMAN GAVE ME THIS MORNING!!  WHY ARE YOU YELLING I'm just being cool
New episodes every Monday and Friday! If you would like, please leave a rating and a review on your preferred platform, it would mean a lot!
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Shout out to r/KCRoyals
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      <pubDate>Mon, 08 May 2023 11:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>CHAOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Lux</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>WHAT IS THIS SEASON EVEN I HAVE NO IDEA</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>WHY DID THE ROYALS OPTION AUSTIN COX FOR ANOTHER GUY THEY ALSO OPTIONED!!  WHY ARE OUR PITCHERS ONLY GETTING GOOD AT THE EXPENSE OF EXTREME BODILY HARM!!  WHY HAVEN'T THINGS BEEN GOOD SINCE LORENZO CAIN LEFT!!  WHY DO ANNOUNCERS KEEP USING SLURS ON OUR FIELD!!  WHY IS BRADY SINGER BAD AT THROWING BASEBALLS!!  WHAT WAS IN THAT SMOOTHIE THIS FRIENDLY GUATEMALAN GENTLEMAN GAVE ME THIS MORNING!!  WHY ARE YOU YELLING I'm just being cool
New episodes every Monday and Friday! If you would like, please leave a rating and a review on your preferred platform, it would mean a lot!
Follow the podcast for more baseball, especially Royals-related content @royaldeluxpod and/or follow me on Twitter for other general nonsense @TheMFinKC
Further inquiries: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.com
Shout out to r/KCRoyals
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>WHY DID THE ROYALS OPTION AUSTIN COX FOR ANOTHER GUY THEY ALSO OPTIONED!!  WHY ARE OUR PITCHERS ONLY GETTING GOOD AT THE EXPENSE OF EXTREME BODILY HARM!!  WHY HAVEN'T THINGS BEEN GOOD SINCE LORENZO CAIN LEFT!!  WHY DO ANNOUNCERS KEEP USING SLURS ON OUR FIELD!!  WHY IS BRADY SINGER BAD AT THROWING BASEBALLS!!  WHAT WAS IN THAT SMOOTHIE THIS FRIENDLY GUATEMALAN GENTLEMAN GAVE ME THIS MORNING!!  WHY ARE YOU YELLING I'm just being cool</p><p>New episodes every Monday and Friday! If you would like, please leave a rating and a review on your preferred platform, it would mean a lot!</p><p>Follow the podcast for more baseball, especially Royals-related content @royaldeluxpod and/or follow me on Twitter for other general nonsense @TheMFinKC</p><p>Further inquiries: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.com</p><p>Shout out to r/KCRoyals</p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <itunes:duration>4364</itunes:duration>
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      <title>The worst is (maybe, hopefully?) over for the Kansas City Royals - Royal de Lux 5.05.23</title>
      <description>The Royals have been super-ultra-mega bad this season, but that might finally change for the better.  Over the last six games, the offense has finally shown progress even at the expense of pitchers like Jordan Lyles (who?) and Ryan Yarbrough (what?); meanwhile the #1 anime antagonist of 2023, the schedule, is finally showing us mercy by letting us play bad teams like the St. Louis Cardinals and the Las Vegas Baseball Team (name subject to change).  Is our long national nightmare finally over?!?!?!?!
New episodes every Monday and Friday! If you would like, please leave a rating and a review on your preferred platform, it would mean a lot!
Follow the podcast for more baseball, especially Royals-related content @royaldeluxpod and/or follow me on Twitter for other general nonsense @TheMFinKC
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      <pubDate>Fri, 05 May 2023 11:35:48 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>The worst is (maybe, hopefully?) over for the Kansas City Royals</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Lux</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Mr. I Don't Show Up To Work On Mondays explains why things might be (FINALLY!!!!) looking up this season.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>The Royals have been super-ultra-mega bad this season, but that might finally change for the better.  Over the last six games, the offense has finally shown progress even at the expense of pitchers like Jordan Lyles (who?) and Ryan Yarbrough (what?); meanwhile the #1 anime antagonist of 2023, the schedule, is finally showing us mercy by letting us play bad teams like the St. Louis Cardinals and the Las Vegas Baseball Team (name subject to change).  Is our long national nightmare finally over?!?!?!?!
New episodes every Monday and Friday! If you would like, please leave a rating and a review on your preferred platform, it would mean a lot!
Follow the podcast for more baseball, especially Royals-related content @royaldeluxpod and/or follow me on Twitter for other general nonsense @TheMFinKC
Further inquiries: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.com
Shout out to r/KCRoyals
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The Royals have been super-ultra-mega bad this season, but that might finally change for the better.  Over the last six games, the offense has finally shown progress even at the expense of pitchers like Jordan Lyles (who?) and Ryan Yarbrough (what?); meanwhile the #1 anime antagonist of 2023, the schedule, is finally showing us mercy by letting us play bad teams like the St. Louis Cardinals and the Las Vegas Baseball Team (name subject to change).  Is our long national nightmare finally over?!?!?!?!</p><p>New episodes every Monday and Friday! If you would like, please leave a rating and a review on your preferred platform, it would mean a lot!</p><p>Follow the podcast for more baseball, especially Royals-related content @royaldeluxpod and/or follow me on Twitter for other general nonsense @TheMFinKC</p><p>Further inquiries: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.com</p><p>Shout out to r/KCRoyals</p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>3697</itunes:duration>
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      <title>The Royals are complicit with their failures - Royal de Lux 4.28.23</title>
      <description>The Royals are a mess and so am I. I'm just trying to be cool, but it's hard to do so when everyone around you fails you. All I have ever asked for was a Tucker Bradley call-up, and this is what I'm left with? More Hunter Dozier and Michael Massey? The Royals have the worst offense in baseball but for some reason do nothing to fix it, as if it's not an issue to them. Well, it is to ME, some guy on the internet with a microphone, so I AM GOING TO USE MY POWER TO VENT!! I'm tired.
You look great by the way.
New episodes every Monday and Friday! If you would like, please leave a rating and a review on your preferred platform, it would mean a lot!
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      <pubDate>Fri, 28 Apr 2023 12:30:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>The Royals are complicit with their failures</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Lux</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>The Royals are a mess and so am I.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>The Royals are a mess and so am I. I'm just trying to be cool, but it's hard to do so when everyone around you fails you. All I have ever asked for was a Tucker Bradley call-up, and this is what I'm left with? More Hunter Dozier and Michael Massey? The Royals have the worst offense in baseball but for some reason do nothing to fix it, as if it's not an issue to them. Well, it is to ME, some guy on the internet with a microphone, so I AM GOING TO USE MY POWER TO VENT!! I'm tired.
You look great by the way.
New episodes every Monday and Friday! If you would like, please leave a rating and a review on your preferred platform, it would mean a lot!
Follow the podcast for more baseball, especially Royals-related content @royaldeluxpod and/or follow me on Twitter for other general nonsense @TheMFinKC
Further inquiries: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.com
Shout out to r/KCRoyals
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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        <![CDATA[<p>The Royals are a mess and so am I. I'm just trying to be cool, but it's hard to do so when everyone around you fails you. All I have ever asked for was a Tucker Bradley call-up, and this is what I'm left with? More Hunter Dozier and Michael Massey? The Royals have the worst offense in baseball but for some reason do nothing to fix it, as if it's not an issue to them. Well, it is to ME, some guy on the internet with a microphone, so I AM GOING TO USE MY POWER TO VENT!! I'm tired.</p><p>You look great by the way.</p><p>New episodes every Monday and Friday! If you would like, please leave a rating and a review on your preferred platform, it would mean a lot!</p><p>Follow the podcast for more baseball, especially Royals-related content @royaldeluxpod and/or follow me on Twitter for other general nonsense @TheMFinKC</p><p>Further inquiries: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.com</p><p>Shout out to r/KCRoyals</p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>3259</itunes:duration>
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      <title>The Royals vs. The Angels Right Field Wall - Royal de Lux 4.24.23</title>
      <description>SOMEONE decided that a home run is a home run when you hit a wall. WHY!!!! That's my main source of ire because the Royals had a surprisingly not garbage weekend of baseball. I mean, they still lost more games than they won, but they actually scored as many runs as they gave up. Praise be unto the pythagorean gods. In fact, the Royals WON a game! How cool is that?! They also decided to ignore all of my genius advice that I gave last episode, so there isn't a lot new to talk about. We'll see how their beliefs hold up against FACTS and LOGIC. Oh also Kris Bubic is getting Tommy John lmao
New episodes every Monday and Friday! If you would like, please leave a rating and a review on your preferred platform, it would mean a lot!
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      <pubDate>Mon, 24 Apr 2023 11:10:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>The Royals vs. The Angels Right Field Wall</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Lux</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>The creepy metalcore guy who talks too much gets really angry about a wall.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>SOMEONE decided that a home run is a home run when you hit a wall. WHY!!!! That's my main source of ire because the Royals had a surprisingly not garbage weekend of baseball. I mean, they still lost more games than they won, but they actually scored as many runs as they gave up. Praise be unto the pythagorean gods. In fact, the Royals WON a game! How cool is that?! They also decided to ignore all of my genius advice that I gave last episode, so there isn't a lot new to talk about. We'll see how their beliefs hold up against FACTS and LOGIC. Oh also Kris Bubic is getting Tommy John lmao
New episodes every Monday and Friday! If you would like, please leave a rating and a review on your preferred platform, it would mean a lot!
Follow the podcast for more baseball, especially Royals-related content @royaldeluxpod and/or follow me on Twitter for other general nonsense @TheMFinKC
Further inquiries: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.com
Shout out to r/KCRoyals
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>SOMEONE decided that a home run is a home run when you hit a wall. WHY!!!! That's my main source of ire because the Royals had a surprisingly not garbage weekend of baseball. I mean, they still lost more games than they won, but they actually scored as many runs as they gave up. Praise be unto the pythagorean gods. In fact, the Royals WON a game! How cool is that?! They also decided to ignore all of my genius advice that I gave last episode, so there isn't a lot new to talk about. We'll see how their beliefs hold up against FACTS and LOGIC. Oh also Kris Bubic is getting Tommy John lmao</p><p>New episodes every Monday and Friday! If you would like, please leave a rating and a review on your preferred platform, it would mean a lot!</p><p>Follow the podcast for more baseball, especially Royals-related content @royaldeluxpod and/or follow me on Twitter for other general nonsense @TheMFinKC</p><p>Further inquiries: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.com</p><p>Shout out to r/KCRoyals</p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>2918</itunes:duration>
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      <title>What the Royals should have done and what they should do now - Royal de Lux 4.21.23</title>
      <description>DID YOU KNOW? The Royals are off to a bad start. Why didn't you guys tell me this was a bad team!? Sheesh, now I have to figure out why things have gone so terribly wrong. My journey has taken me into the southern deserts of Arizona, where something called a "snek" is playing really good baseball for some reason. What's this team doing that the Royals should have? FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON DRAGON BALL Z!! Also, I manifest Tucker Bradley onto the Royals roster. You should have listened to me.
New episodes every Monday and Friday! If you would like, please leave a rating and a review on your preferred platform, it would mean a lot!
Follow the podcast for more baseball, especially Royals-related content @royaldeluxpod and/or follow me on Twitter for other general nonsense @TheMFinKC
Further inquiries: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.com
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      <pubDate>Fri, 21 Apr 2023 10:30:24 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>What the Royals should have done and what they should do now</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Lux</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Lux looks at a team very similar to the Royals, who did something they should have done and are all the better for it.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>DID YOU KNOW? The Royals are off to a bad start. Why didn't you guys tell me this was a bad team!? Sheesh, now I have to figure out why things have gone so terribly wrong. My journey has taken me into the southern deserts of Arizona, where something called a "snek" is playing really good baseball for some reason. What's this team doing that the Royals should have? FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON DRAGON BALL Z!! Also, I manifest Tucker Bradley onto the Royals roster. You should have listened to me.
New episodes every Monday and Friday! If you would like, please leave a rating and a review on your preferred platform, it would mean a lot!
Follow the podcast for more baseball, especially Royals-related content @royaldeluxpod and/or follow me on Twitter for other general nonsense @TheMFinKC
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        <![CDATA[<p>DID YOU KNOW? The Royals are off to a bad start. Why didn't you guys tell me this was a bad team!? Sheesh, now I have to figure out why things have gone so terribly wrong. My journey has taken me into the southern deserts of Arizona, where something called a "snek" is playing really good baseball for some reason. What's this team doing that the Royals should have? FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON DRAGON BALL Z!! Also, I manifest Tucker Bradley onto the Royals roster. You should have listened to me.</p><p>New episodes every Monday and Friday! If you would like, please leave a rating and a review on your preferred platform, it would mean a lot!</p><p>Follow the podcast for more baseball, especially Royals-related content @royaldeluxpod and/or follow me on Twitter for other general nonsense @TheMFinKC</p><p>Further inquiries: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.com</p><p>Shout out to r/KCRoyals</p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>3561</itunes:duration>
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      <title>Staying cool - Royal de Lux 4.17.23</title>
      <description>You may think the Royals are a bad baseball team.  And that's fine.  I think Gerrit Cole is not a very good pitcher.  And he has a sub-1 ERA.  Sometimes you just think things.  You ever just think about stuff?  That's what I do on the Royal de Lux Podcast.  I just say stuff because that's cool.  I'm just being cool.  The Royals don't bother me.  They can't hurt me.  I'm just being cool.  This is not a defense mechanism or any kind of humorous skit.  This is just who I am.  Call me Mr. Cool from now on.  Going to rebrand this podcast as the Royal de Cool Podcast because I'm just being cool.  The Royals are playing some baseball and that's cool.
New episodes every Monday and Friday! If you would like, please leave a rating and a review on your preferred platform, it would mean a lot!
Follow the podcast for more baseball, especially Royals-related content @royaldeluxpod and/or follow me on Twitter for other general nonsense @TheMFinKC
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      <pubDate>Mon, 17 Apr 2023 10:50:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>I'm just staying cool</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Lux</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle></itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>You may think the Royals are a bad baseball team.  And that's fine.  I think Gerrit Cole is not a very good pitcher.  And he has a sub-1 ERA.  Sometimes you just think things.  You ever just think about stuff?  That's what I do on the Royal de Lux Podcast.  I just say stuff because that's cool.  I'm just being cool.  The Royals don't bother me.  They can't hurt me.  I'm just being cool.  This is not a defense mechanism or any kind of humorous skit.  This is just who I am.  Call me Mr. Cool from now on.  Going to rebrand this podcast as the Royal de Cool Podcast because I'm just being cool.  The Royals are playing some baseball and that's cool.
New episodes every Monday and Friday! If you would like, please leave a rating and a review on your preferred platform, it would mean a lot!
Follow the podcast for more baseball, especially Royals-related content @royaldeluxpod and/or follow me on Twitter for other general nonsense @TheMFinKC
Further inquiries: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.com
Shout out to r/KCRoyals
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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        <![CDATA[<p>You may think the Royals are a bad baseball team.  And that's fine.  I think Gerrit Cole is not a very good pitcher.  And he has a sub-1 ERA.  Sometimes you just think things.  You ever just think about stuff?  That's what I do on the Royal de Lux Podcast.  I just say stuff because that's cool.  I'm just being cool.  The Royals don't bother me.  They can't hurt me.  I'm just being cool.  This is not a defense mechanism or any kind of humorous skit.  This is just who I am.  Call me Mr. Cool from now on.  Going to rebrand this podcast as the Royal de Cool Podcast because I'm just being cool.  The Royals are playing some baseball and that's cool.</p><p>New episodes every Monday and Friday! If you would like, please leave a rating and a review on your preferred platform, it would mean a lot!</p><p>Follow the podcast for more baseball, especially Royals-related content @royaldeluxpod and/or follow me on Twitter for other general nonsense @TheMFinKC</p><p>Further inquiries: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.com</p><p>Shout out to r/KCRoyals</p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>1938</itunes:duration>
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      <title>What an encouraging series loss looks like - Royal de Lux 4.14.23</title>
      <description>Yea I'm that sicko that loses baseball games and thinks "wow! not bad!" That's pretty much what I do in today's episode, where I look at the 3-game series against the Texas Rangers and pull out some good things that happened despite the losses. ...Okay, it wasn't all good, in fact I talk about somethings that I very much DIDN'T like, because all's fair in love and baseball. Someone probably said that at one point. By the way, Nate Eaton is literally just Shohei Ohtani, no one can convince me otherwise.
New episodes every Monday and Friday! If you would like, please leave a rating and a review on your preferred platform, it would mean a lot!
Follow the podcast for more baseball, especially Royals-related content @royaldeluxpod and/or follow me on Twitter for other general nonsense @TheMFinKC
Further inquiries: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.com
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      <pubDate>Fri, 14 Apr 2023 11:56:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>What an encouraging series loss looks like</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Lux</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>The Royals drop an away series to the Texas Rangers, but there are positive things to find within it.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Yea I'm that sicko that loses baseball games and thinks "wow! not bad!" That's pretty much what I do in today's episode, where I look at the 3-game series against the Texas Rangers and pull out some good things that happened despite the losses. ...Okay, it wasn't all good, in fact I talk about somethings that I very much DIDN'T like, because all's fair in love and baseball. Someone probably said that at one point. By the way, Nate Eaton is literally just Shohei Ohtani, no one can convince me otherwise.
New episodes every Monday and Friday! If you would like, please leave a rating and a review on your preferred platform, it would mean a lot!
Follow the podcast for more baseball, especially Royals-related content @royaldeluxpod and/or follow me on Twitter for other general nonsense @TheMFinKC
Further inquiries: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.com
Shout out to r/KCRoyals
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Yea I'm that sicko that loses baseball games and thinks "wow! not bad!" That's pretty much what I do in today's episode, where I look at the 3-game series against the Texas Rangers and pull out some good things that happened despite the losses. ...Okay, it wasn't all good, in fact I talk about somethings that I very much DIDN'T like, because all's fair in love and baseball. Someone probably said that at one point. By the way, Nate Eaton is literally just Shohei Ohtani, no one can convince me otherwise.</p><p>New episodes every Monday and Friday! If you would like, please leave a rating and a review on your preferred platform, it would mean a lot!</p><p>Follow the podcast for more baseball, especially Royals-related content @royaldeluxpod and/or follow me on Twitter for other general nonsense @TheMFinKC</p><p>Further inquiries: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.com</p><p>Shout out to r/KCRoyals</p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>3350</itunes:duration>
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      <title>Scratching an Itch - Royal de Lux 4.10.23</title>
      <description>New episodes every Monday and Friday! If you would like, please leave a rating and a review on your preferred platform, it would mean a lot!
Follow the podcast for more baseball, especially Royals-related content @royaldeluxpod and/or follow me on Twitter for other general nonsense @TheMFinKC
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      <pubDate>Mon, 10 Apr 2023 11:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>Scratching an Itch</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Lux</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Talking about the positive developments the Royals have made to their pitching in 2023!</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>New episodes every Monday and Friday! If you would like, please leave a rating and a review on your preferred platform, it would mean a lot!
Follow the podcast for more baseball, especially Royals-related content @royaldeluxpod and/or follow me on Twitter for other general nonsense @TheMFinKC
Further inquiries: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.com
Shout out to r/KCRoyals
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        <![CDATA[<p>New episodes every Monday and Friday! If you would like, please leave a rating and a review on your preferred platform, it would mean a lot!</p><p>Follow the podcast for more baseball, especially Royals-related content @royaldeluxpod and/or follow me on Twitter for other general nonsense @TheMFinKC</p><p>Further inquiries: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.com</p><p>Shout out to r/KCRoyals</p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>2192</itunes:duration>
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      <title>But it can only get better from here... right? - Royal de Lux 4.07.23</title>
      <description>The Royals have won a single game of baseball. PROGRESS, BABY! Step two is win #2. It'll happen! Many things will happen: Frank Mozzicato winning a Cy Young, Tucker Bradley getting called up, Royals bats hitting above -.305, the heat death of the universe, etc. I hope to offer some words of encouragement for all Royals fans in this trying time. It will get better! ...Probably because it's a lot harder to get any worse.
New episodes every Monday and Friday! If you would like, please leave a rating and a review on your preferred platform, it would mean a lot!
Follow the podcast for more baseball, especially Royals-related content @royaldeluxpod and/or follow me on Twitter for other general nonsense @TheMFinKC
Further inquiries: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.com
Shout out to r/KCRoyals
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      <pubDate>Fri, 07 Apr 2023 12:00:24 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>But it can only get better from here... right?</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Lux</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>After one week of MLB games, Lux finds some things worth celebrating, worth investing in in, and worth forgetting about</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>The Royals have won a single game of baseball. PROGRESS, BABY! Step two is win #2. It'll happen! Many things will happen: Frank Mozzicato winning a Cy Young, Tucker Bradley getting called up, Royals bats hitting above -.305, the heat death of the universe, etc. I hope to offer some words of encouragement for all Royals fans in this trying time. It will get better! ...Probably because it's a lot harder to get any worse.
New episodes every Monday and Friday! If you would like, please leave a rating and a review on your preferred platform, it would mean a lot!
Follow the podcast for more baseball, especially Royals-related content @royaldeluxpod and/or follow me on Twitter for other general nonsense @TheMFinKC
Further inquiries: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.com
Shout out to r/KCRoyals
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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        <![CDATA[<p>The Royals have won a single game of baseball. PROGRESS, BABY! Step two is win #2. It'll happen! Many things will happen: Frank Mozzicato winning a Cy Young, Tucker Bradley getting called up, Royals bats hitting above -.305, the heat death of the universe, etc. I hope to offer some words of encouragement for all Royals fans in this trying time. It will get better! ...Probably because it's a lot harder to get any worse.</p><p>New episodes every Monday and Friday! If you would like, please leave a rating and a review on your preferred platform, it would mean a lot!</p><p>Follow the podcast for more baseball, especially Royals-related content @royaldeluxpod and/or follow me on Twitter for other general nonsense @TheMFinKC</p><p>Further inquiries: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.com</p><p>Shout out to r/KCRoyals</p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>3802</itunes:duration>
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      <title>The Worst First Impression Imaginable (IS IT TIME TO PANIC?!?!?!) | Royal de Lux 4.03.23</title>
      <description>We're three games into the regular season and it is Ikuyover like a Bocchi the Rock meme.  Mr. de Lux Podcast has some mixed feelings about the Royals and the baseball they've played this season so far.  Maybe because it's been terrible, but also it hasn't been a lot.  Does that mean we should start burning our 2014 pennants and Omar Infante jerseys in utter shame of this embarrasment of a franchise?  Eh... There definitely ARE a lot of negatives to take away from the series, but there are lots of other factors as well, such as inexperience, lack of Spring Training, me saying stupid things, and so on. There are a few good things to take away from as well, if you squint hard enough.
New episodes every Monday and Friday! If you would like, please leave a rating and a review on your preferred platform, it would mean a lot!
Follow the podcast for more baseball, especially Royals-related content @royaldeluxpod and/or follow me on Twitter for other general nonsense @TheMFinKC
Further inquiries: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.com
Shout out to r/KCRoyals
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      <pubDate>Mon, 03 Apr 2023 11:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>The Worst First Impression Imaginable (IS IT TIME TO PANIC?!?!?!)</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Lux</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>The Royals played baseball! . . . . Wait, that's bad! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>We're three games into the regular season and it is Ikuyover like a Bocchi the Rock meme.  Mr. de Lux Podcast has some mixed feelings about the Royals and the baseball they've played this season so far.  Maybe because it's been terrible, but also it hasn't been a lot.  Does that mean we should start burning our 2014 pennants and Omar Infante jerseys in utter shame of this embarrasment of a franchise?  Eh... There definitely ARE a lot of negatives to take away from the series, but there are lots of other factors as well, such as inexperience, lack of Spring Training, me saying stupid things, and so on. There are a few good things to take away from as well, if you squint hard enough.
New episodes every Monday and Friday! If you would like, please leave a rating and a review on your preferred platform, it would mean a lot!
Follow the podcast for more baseball, especially Royals-related content @royaldeluxpod and/or follow me on Twitter for other general nonsense @TheMFinKC
Further inquiries: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.com
Shout out to r/KCRoyals
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        <![CDATA[<p>We're three games into the regular season and it is Ikuyover like a Bocchi the Rock meme.  Mr. de Lux Podcast has some mixed feelings about the Royals and the baseball they've played this season so far.  Maybe because it's been terrible, but also it hasn't been a lot.  Does that mean we should start burning our 2014 pennants and Omar Infante jerseys in utter shame of this embarrasment of a franchise?  Eh... There definitely ARE a lot of negatives to take away from the series, but there are lots of other factors as well, such as inexperience, lack of Spring Training, me saying stupid things, and so on. There are a few good things to take away from as well, if you squint hard enough.</p><p>New episodes every Monday and Friday! If you would like, please leave a rating and a review on your preferred platform, it would mean a lot!</p><p>Follow the podcast for more baseball, especially Royals-related content @royaldeluxpod and/or follow me on Twitter for other general nonsense @TheMFinKC</p><p>Further inquiries: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.com</p><p>Shout out to r/KCRoyals</p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>2486</itunes:duration>
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      <title>Predicting EVERY MLB team's regular season record - Royal de Lux #82</title>
      <description>I forgot to mention that the Mariners are winning the World Series so I'll say it here. This is a way-too-long podcast where I go over every MLB team and talk about what I think will happen to them in the regular season. I also spent way-too-long looking up each team and researching them only to be inevitably dead wrong about a lot of things, but hey it was a cool project I guess
New episodes every Monday and Friday! If you would like, please leave a rating and a review on your preferred platform, it would mean a lot!
Follow the podcast for more baseball, especially Royals-related content @royaldeluxpod and/or follow me on Twitter for other general nonsense @TheMFinKC
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      <pubDate>Sun, 02 Apr 2023 11:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>Predicting EVERY MLB team's regular season record</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Lux</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Episode one billion of the "who asked for this" series!</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>I forgot to mention that the Mariners are winning the World Series so I'll say it here. This is a way-too-long podcast where I go over every MLB team and talk about what I think will happen to them in the regular season. I also spent way-too-long looking up each team and researching them only to be inevitably dead wrong about a lot of things, but hey it was a cool project I guess
New episodes every Monday and Friday! If you would like, please leave a rating and a review on your preferred platform, it would mean a lot!
Follow the podcast for more baseball, especially Royals-related content @royaldeluxpod and/or follow me on Twitter for other general nonsense @TheMFinKC
Further inquiries: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.com
Shout out to r/KCRoyals
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Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>I forgot to mention that the Mariners are winning the World Series so I'll say it here. This is a way-too-long podcast where I go over every MLB team and talk about what I think will happen to them in the regular season. I also spent way-too-long looking up each team and researching them only to be inevitably dead wrong about a lot of things, but hey it was a cool project I guess</p><p>New episodes every Monday and Friday! If you would like, please leave a rating and a review on your preferred platform, it would mean a lot!</p><p>Follow the podcast for more baseball, especially Royals-related content @royaldeluxpod and/or follow me on Twitter for other general nonsense @TheMFinKC</p><p>Further inquiries: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.com</p><p>Shout out to r/KCRoyals</p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>6051</itunes:duration>
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      <title>MAJOR ANNOUNCEMENTS! from myself &amp; The Royals + Opening Day Recap - Royal de Lux #81</title>
      <description>The Royals drew a SOLD OUT crowd for Opening Day 2023. And how did they do?! ... ... ... Well, the Bobby Witt Jr. bobblehead looks nice on my shelf!
But before we get into any of that, we have to talk about two MONUMENTAL trades the Royals made just before game time. The future of Royals closers has gone up in smoke! What ever will we do?! Yes, indeed, "future closer 2019" Richard Lovelady is no longer in the Royals organization, and I have to put into perspective how utterly weird this storyline has been. There's also CAPTAIN SALVY!  The C of the Royals is now an even more important C, being the 4th catcher in Royals history.  Oh and I have announcements to make too but no one cares about me lol
New episodes every Monday and Friday! If you would like, please leave a rating and a review on your preferred platform, it would mean a lot!
Follow the podcast for more baseball, especially Royals-related content @royaldeluxpod and/or follow me on Twitter for other general nonsense @TheMFinKC
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      <pubDate>Fri, 31 Mar 2023 12:29:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>MAJOR ANNOUNCEMENTS! from myself &amp; The Royals + Opening Day Recap</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Lux</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Lux &amp; The Royals (individually) have important news to share! Oh, and baseball was played I guess.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>The Royals drew a SOLD OUT crowd for Opening Day 2023. And how did they do?! ... ... ... Well, the Bobby Witt Jr. bobblehead looks nice on my shelf!
But before we get into any of that, we have to talk about two MONUMENTAL trades the Royals made just before game time. The future of Royals closers has gone up in smoke! What ever will we do?! Yes, indeed, "future closer 2019" Richard Lovelady is no longer in the Royals organization, and I have to put into perspective how utterly weird this storyline has been. There's also CAPTAIN SALVY!  The C of the Royals is now an even more important C, being the 4th catcher in Royals history.  Oh and I have announcements to make too but no one cares about me lol
New episodes every Monday and Friday! If you would like, please leave a rating and a review on your preferred platform, it would mean a lot!
Follow the podcast for more baseball, especially Royals-related content @royaldeluxpod and/or follow me on Twitter for other general nonsense @TheMFinKC
Further inquiries: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.com
Shout out to r/KCRoyals
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The Royals drew a SOLD OUT crowd for Opening Day 2023. And how did they do?! ... ... ... Well, the Bobby Witt Jr. bobblehead looks nice on my shelf!</p><p>But before we get into any of that, we have to talk about two MONUMENTAL trades the Royals made just before game time. The future of Royals closers has gone up in smoke! What ever will we do?! Yes, indeed, "future closer 2019" Richard Lovelady is no longer in the Royals organization, and I have to put into perspective how utterly weird this storyline has been. There's also CAPTAIN SALVY!  The C of the Royals is now an even more important C, being the 4th catcher in Royals history.  Oh and I have announcements to make too but no one cares about me lol</p><p>New episodes every Monday and Friday! If you would like, please leave a rating and a review on your preferred platform, it would mean a lot!</p><p>Follow the podcast for more baseball, especially Royals-related content @royaldeluxpod and/or follow me on Twitter for other general nonsense @TheMFinKC</p><p>Further inquiries: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.com</p><p>Shout out to r/KCRoyals</p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>4 Things to look forward to, 4 Hot Takes &amp; 1 Central Theme of the 2023 Royals - Royal de Lux #80</title>
      <description>As we get into OPENING DAY!!!! the Royals have a lot of things going for them this season. In the wake of either crushing disappointment, overwhelming excitement, or simply mild bemusement, I would like to share four things the Royals are doing differently this year, four unlikely but really cool things that could happen with the Royals this season, and one thing that should define this team as a whole.
New episodes every Monday and Friday! If you would like, please leave a rating and a review on your preferred platform, it would mean a lot!
Follow me on Twitter: @TheMFinKC
Follow the podcast: @royaldeluxpod
Further inquiries: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.com
Shout out to r/KCRoyals
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 30 Mar 2023 11:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>4 Things to look forward to, 4 Hot Takes &amp; 1 Central Theme of the 2023 Royals</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Lux</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>A "9-inning" podcast going over four exciting changes, 4 unlikely but great outcomes, and 1 thing that will define the Royals this season.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>As we get into OPENING DAY!!!! the Royals have a lot of things going for them this season. In the wake of either crushing disappointment, overwhelming excitement, or simply mild bemusement, I would like to share four things the Royals are doing differently this year, four unlikely but really cool things that could happen with the Royals this season, and one thing that should define this team as a whole.
New episodes every Monday and Friday! If you would like, please leave a rating and a review on your preferred platform, it would mean a lot!
Follow me on Twitter: @TheMFinKC
Follow the podcast: @royaldeluxpod
Further inquiries: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.com
Shout out to r/KCRoyals
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>As we get into OPENING DAY!!!! the Royals have a lot of things going for them this season. In the wake of either crushing disappointment, overwhelming excitement, or simply mild bemusement, I would like to share four things the Royals are doing differently this year, four unlikely but really cool things that could happen with the Royals this season, and one thing that should define this team as a whole.</p><p>New episodes every Monday and Friday! If you would like, please leave a rating and a review on your preferred platform, it would mean a lot!</p><p>Follow me on Twitter: @TheMFinKC</p><p>Follow the podcast: @royaldeluxpod</p><p>Further inquiries: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.com</p><p>Shout out to r/KCRoyals</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>2724</itunes:duration>
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      <title>Predicting the Royals' regular season record, along with the rest of the AL Central's! - Royal de Lux #79</title>
      <description>Aw heck, here we go again. This guy is back at it with his pre-season nonsense, talking about what every team is going to do this season, huh? Well... yes! I worked really hard on this, so now I'm going to make you look into the future that I see! The future of the Royals winning 76 games! It's beautiful! Oh, and the Twins win the division or something. ...wait, why am I spoiling my own episode? PLEASE STOP READING THIS LISTEN TO THE EPISODE
New episodes EVERY DAY this week!!
Twitter: @royaldeluxpod
E-mail: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.com
Shout out to r/KCRoyals
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 29 Mar 2023 17:25:45 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>Predicting the Royals' regular season record, along with the rest of the AL Central's!</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Lux</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>The weird guy with the microphone predicts the regular season win-loss totals of every team in the American League Central, including but not limited to the Kansas City Royals.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Aw heck, here we go again. This guy is back at it with his pre-season nonsense, talking about what every team is going to do this season, huh? Well... yes! I worked really hard on this, so now I'm going to make you look into the future that I see! The future of the Royals winning 76 games! It's beautiful! Oh, and the Twins win the division or something. ...wait, why am I spoiling my own episode? PLEASE STOP READING THIS LISTEN TO THE EPISODE
New episodes EVERY DAY this week!!
Twitter: @royaldeluxpod
E-mail: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.com
Shout out to r/KCRoyals
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Aw heck, here we go again. This guy is back at it with his pre-season nonsense, talking about what every team is going to do this season, huh? Well... yes! I worked really hard on this, so now I'm going to make you look into the future that I see! The future of the Royals winning 76 games! It's beautiful! Oh, and the Twins win the division or something. ...wait, why am I spoiling my own episode? PLEASE STOP READING THIS LISTEN TO THE EPISODE</p><p>New episodes EVERY DAY this week!!</p><p>Twitter: @royaldeluxpod</p><p>E-mail: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.com</p><p>Shout out to r/KCRoyals</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>3964</itunes:duration>
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      <title>Revisiting past mistakes... (Reviewing my MLB projections for 2022) - Royal de Lux #78</title>
      <link>https://royal-de-lux.simplecast.com/episodes/revisiting-past-mistakes-reviewing-my-mlb-projections-for-2022-royal-de-lux-78-6EycsMLe</link>
      <description>Baseball is almost here, but there are some things I can't let go of just yet.  I'm about to drop all of my HOT TAKES for 2023, but let's go back and see just how good/bad I am at actually doing that.  Can I predict the future, or am I just a stupid dumb guy?  ... Don't answer that.
New episodes EVERY DAY this week!!
Twitter: @royaldeluxpodE-mail: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.comShout out to r/KCRoyals

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 28 Mar 2023 11:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>Revisiting past mistakes... (Reviewing my MLB projections for 2022) - Royal de Lux #78</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:episode>78</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Lux</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle></itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Baseball is almost here, but there are some things I can't let go of just yet.  I'm about to drop all of my HOT TAKES for 2023, but let's go back and see just how good/bad I am at actually doing that.  Can I predict the future, or am I just a stupid dumb guy?  ... Don't answer that.
New episodes EVERY DAY this week!!
Twitter: @royaldeluxpodE-mail: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.comShout out to r/KCRoyals

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Baseball is almost here, but there are some things I can't let go of just yet.  I'm about to drop all of my HOT TAKES for 2023, but let's go back and see just how good/bad I am at actually doing that.  Can I predict the future, or am I just a stupid dumb guy?  ... Don't answer that.</p><p>New episodes EVERY DAY this week!!</p><p>Twitter: @royaldeluxpod<br>E-mail: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.com<br>Shout out to r/KCRoyals</p>
<p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>5477</itunes:duration>
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      <title>The Jackie Bradley Jr. Conundrum &amp; Grading Every '22 Royals Player - Royal de Lux #77</title>
      <link>https://royal-de-lux.simplecast.com/episodes/the-jackie-bradley-jr-conundrum-grading-every-22-royals-player-royal-de-lux-77-do_38rve</link>
      <description>IT'S OPENING WEEK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I don't think that's actually a term baseball people use to refer to the week of Opening Day as.  But I WILL!!!!! SUPPORT ME SO THAT I CAN BE A REAL BASEBALL PERSON!!!!!!!  Speaking of baseball people, there's this guy named Jackie Bradley Jr. who plays for the Royals now, and some people don't appreciate that.  It's time someone around here gives this guy the respect he deserves!!!!  Somewhat.  Also, it's about time I review last season, because it will only make less sense the longer we distance ourselves from it!  I looked at every dude who played for the Royals for more than 5 minutes last year and graded them like the teacher who wishes it was still legal to slap kids with rulers in class.
New episodes EVERY DAY this week!!
Twitter: @royaldeluxpodE-mail: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.comShout out to r/KCRoyals

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 27 Mar 2023 11:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>The Jackie Bradley Jr. Conundrum &amp; Grading Every '22 Royals Player - Royal de Lux #77</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:episode>77</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Lux</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle></itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>IT'S OPENING WEEK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I don't think that's actually a term baseball people use to refer to the week of Opening Day as.  But I WILL!!!!! SUPPORT ME SO THAT I CAN BE A REAL BASEBALL PERSON!!!!!!!  Speaking of baseball people, there's this guy named Jackie Bradley Jr. who plays for the Royals now, and some people don't appreciate that.  It's time someone around here gives this guy the respect he deserves!!!!  Somewhat.  Also, it's about time I review last season, because it will only make less sense the longer we distance ourselves from it!  I looked at every dude who played for the Royals for more than 5 minutes last year and graded them like the teacher who wishes it was still legal to slap kids with rulers in class.
New episodes EVERY DAY this week!!
Twitter: @royaldeluxpodE-mail: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.comShout out to r/KCRoyals

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>IT'S OPENING WEEK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I don't think that's actually a term baseball people use to refer to the week of Opening Day as.  But I WILL!!!!! SUPPORT ME SO THAT I CAN BE A REAL BASEBALL PERSON!!!!!!!  Speaking of baseball people, there's this guy named Jackie Bradley Jr. who plays for the Royals now, and some people don't appreciate that.  It's time someone around here gives this guy the respect he deserves!!!!  Somewhat.  Also, it's about time I review last season, because it will only make less sense the longer we distance ourselves from it!  I looked at every dude who played for the Royals for more than 5 minutes last year and graded them like the teacher who wishes it was still legal to slap kids with rulers in class.</p><p>New episodes EVERY DAY this week!!</p><p>Twitter: @royaldeluxpod<br>E-mail: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.com<br>Shout out to r/KCRoyals</p>
<p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>5695</itunes:duration>
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      <title>The 26 Men Going to Kansas City are... - Royal de Lux #76</title>
      <link>https://royal-de-lux.simplecast.com/episodes/the-26-men-going-to-kansas-city-are-royal-de-lux-76-DX_mLCcS</link>
      <description>I guess you could say there are a lot of OPTIONS for this roster, eh?  Ehhhhh?  It's funny because Nick Pratto and Maikel Garcia and Freddy Fermin are starting the year in Omaha.  SAD!!  Or maybe not.  Whatever.  It simplifies the roster-building that I do today: Who is in the Royals dugout this Thursday?!?!  Today, I build the 26-man roster based on what I THINK the Royals are thinking, not necessarily based on what the Royals SHOULD do.  I'll tell you what they should do: START TUCKER BRADLEY BABYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY #TuckerSweep
New episodes every Monday and Friday!
Twitter: @royaldeluxpodE-mail: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.comShout out to r/KCRoyals

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 24 Mar 2023 11:22:08 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>The 26 Men Going to Kansas City are... - Royal de Lux #76</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:episode>76</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Lux</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle></itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>I guess you could say there are a lot of OPTIONS for this roster, eh?  Ehhhhh?  It's funny because Nick Pratto and Maikel Garcia and Freddy Fermin are starting the year in Omaha.  SAD!!  Or maybe not.  Whatever.  It simplifies the roster-building that I do today: Who is in the Royals dugout this Thursday?!?!  Today, I build the 26-man roster based on what I THINK the Royals are thinking, not necessarily based on what the Royals SHOULD do.  I'll tell you what they should do: START TUCKER BRADLEY BABYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY #TuckerSweep
New episodes every Monday and Friday!
Twitter: @royaldeluxpodE-mail: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.comShout out to r/KCRoyals

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>I guess you could say there are a lot of OPTIONS for this roster, eh?  Ehhhhh?  It's funny because Nick Pratto and Maikel Garcia and Freddy Fermin are starting the year in Omaha.  SAD!!  Or maybe not.  Whatever.  It simplifies the roster-building that I do today: Who is in the Royals dugout this Thursday?!?!  Today, I build the 26-man roster based on what I THINK the Royals are thinking, not necessarily based on what the Royals SHOULD do.  I'll tell you what they should do: START TUCKER BRADLEY BABYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY #TuckerSweep</p><p>New episodes every Monday and Friday!</p><p>Twitter: @royaldeluxpod<br>E-mail: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.com<br>Shout out to r/KCRoyals</p>
<p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>2272</itunes:duration>
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      <title>BASEBALL IS COOL!!!! - Royal de Lux #75</title>
      <link>https://royal-de-lux.simplecast.com/episodes/baseball-is-cool-royal-de-lux-75-nUirZek3</link>
      <description>I FREAKING LOVE BASEBALL!  I WANT TO WATCH GUYS THROW BASEBALLS AND HIT BASEBALLS WITH STICKS AND RUN AROUND ON DIRT ALL DAY!!!  The World Baseball Classic is over.  Sadface.  But happyface because it has, in a way, re-kindled, or at least recontextualized, a firm love and passion for the greatest sport in the world.
New episodes every Monday and Friday!
Twitter: @royaldeluxpodE-mail: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.comShout out to r/KCRoyals

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 22 Mar 2023 14:41:06 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>BASEBALL IS COOL!!!! - Royal de Lux #75</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:episode>75</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Lux</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle></itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>I FREAKING LOVE BASEBALL!  I WANT TO WATCH GUYS THROW BASEBALLS AND HIT BASEBALLS WITH STICKS AND RUN AROUND ON DIRT ALL DAY!!!  The World Baseball Classic is over.  Sadface.  But happyface because it has, in a way, re-kindled, or at least recontextualized, a firm love and passion for the greatest sport in the world.
New episodes every Monday and Friday!
Twitter: @royaldeluxpodE-mail: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.comShout out to r/KCRoyals

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>I FREAKING LOVE BASEBALL!  I WANT TO WATCH GUYS THROW BASEBALLS AND HIT BASEBALLS WITH STICKS AND RUN AROUND ON DIRT ALL DAY!!!  The World Baseball Classic is over.  Sadface.  But happyface because it has, in a way, re-kindled, or at least recontextualized, a firm love and passion for the greatest sport in the world.</p><p>New episodes every Monday and Friday!</p><p>Twitter: @royaldeluxpod<br>E-mail: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.com<br>Shout out to r/KCRoyals</p>
<p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <itunes:duration>1919</itunes:duration>
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      <title>Royals Anonymous - Royal de Lux #74</title>
      <link>https://royal-de-lux.simplecast.com/episodes/royals-anonymous-royal-de-lux-74-bINVB3W7</link>
      <description>"I was only pretending to suck." --Zack Greinke.  Literally.  That's the biggest news story of the week.  Of course, anything Zack Greinke says or does is the biggest news story of the week, but that's not the point.  The Royals got thwomped and glomped over the course of a few games, but who cares about that.  The World Baseball Classic is approaching its end--but who cares about THAT when Royals aren't playing in it?!  WHERE IS TUCKER BRADLEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
New episodes every Monday and Friday!
Twitter: @royaldeluxpodE-mail: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.comShout out to r/KCRoyals

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 20 Mar 2023 11:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>Royals Anonymous - Royal de Lux #74</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:episode>74</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Lux</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle></itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>"I was only pretending to suck." --Zack Greinke.  Literally.  That's the biggest news story of the week.  Of course, anything Zack Greinke says or does is the biggest news story of the week, but that's not the point.  The Royals got thwomped and glomped over the course of a few games, but who cares about that.  The World Baseball Classic is approaching its end--but who cares about THAT when Royals aren't playing in it?!  WHERE IS TUCKER BRADLEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
New episodes every Monday and Friday!
Twitter: @royaldeluxpodE-mail: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.comShout out to r/KCRoyals

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>"I was only pretending to suck." --Zack Greinke.  Literally.  That's the biggest news story of the week.  Of course, anything Zack Greinke says or does is the biggest news story of the week, but that's not the point.  The Royals got thwomped and glomped over the course of a few games, but who cares about that.  The World Baseball Classic is approaching its end--but who cares about THAT when Royals aren't playing in it?!  WHERE IS TUCKER BRADLEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!</p><p>New episodes every Monday and Friday!</p><p>Twitter: @royaldeluxpod<br>E-mail: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.com<br>Shout out to r/KCRoyals</p>
<p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>2040</itunes:duration>
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      <title>The Fall of Spring Royals Baseball &amp; The Art of Loving the Game - Royal de Lux #73</title>
      <link>https://royal-de-lux.simplecast.com/episodes/the-fall-of-spring-royals-baseball-the-art-of-loving-the-game-royal-de-lux-73-FtC5PPxg</link>
      <description>The Royals AREN'T winning baseball games anymore?!  NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!  OK, break out the paper bags, it's been a fun ride y'all.  But hey, you know who IS still riding?  Team Venezuela, thanks to our SALVY boy!  Salvador Perez plays his most meaningful baseball games in nearly ten years--oh, but wait, the World Baseball Classic doesn't matter in America so that means somehow it doesn't matter in the rest of the world, according to weirdos on the internet.  Shucks.  This seems like a discussion for a true weirdo on the internet--ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@Mets scott barlow for brett baty pls say yes
Twitter: @royaldeluxpodE-mail: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.comShout out to r/KCRoyals

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      <pubDate>Fri, 17 Mar 2023 11:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>The Fall of Spring Royals Baseball &amp; The Art of Loving the Game - Royal de Lux #73</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:episode>73</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Lux</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle></itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>The Royals AREN'T winning baseball games anymore?!  NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!  OK, break out the paper bags, it's been a fun ride y'all.  But hey, you know who IS still riding?  Team Venezuela, thanks to our SALVY boy!  Salvador Perez plays his most meaningful baseball games in nearly ten years--oh, but wait, the World Baseball Classic doesn't matter in America so that means somehow it doesn't matter in the rest of the world, according to weirdos on the internet.  Shucks.  This seems like a discussion for a true weirdo on the internet--ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@Mets scott barlow for brett baty pls say yes
Twitter: @royaldeluxpodE-mail: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.comShout out to r/KCRoyals

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        <![CDATA[<p>The Royals AREN'T winning baseball games anymore?!  NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!  OK, break out the paper bags, it's been a fun ride y'all.  But hey, you know who IS still riding?  Team Venezuela, thanks to our SALVY boy!  Salvador Perez plays his most meaningful baseball games in nearly ten years--oh, but wait, the World Baseball Classic doesn't matter in America so that means somehow it doesn't matter in the rest of the world, according to weirdos on the internet.  Shucks.  This seems like a discussion for a true weirdo on the internet--ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!</p><p>@Mets scott barlow for brett baty pls say yes</p><p>Twitter: @royaldeluxpod<br>E-mail: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.com<br>Shout out to r/KCRoyals</p>
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      <itunes:duration>2829</itunes:duration>
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      <title>Team Italy ADVANCES! and What to look out for this season - Royal de Lux #72</title>
      <link>https://royal-de-lux.simplecast.com/episodes/team-italy-advances-and-what-to-look-out-for-this-season-royal-de-lux-72-_Uq5I_Ce</link>
      <description>As the World Baseball Classic begins eliminating teams, Lux has found a new favorite--Team Italy! The great Nicky Lopez and Vinnie Pasquantino help bring their team to a major underdog victory and advance to the next round.  Meanwhile, the Royals continue to dominate Spring Training, but not by so much this time!  In fact, some games aren't quite so good, but that's not entirely a bad thing?
New episodes every Monday and Friday!
Twitter: @royaldeluxpodE-mail: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.comShout out to r/KCRoyals

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      <pubDate>Mon, 13 Mar 2023 11:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>Team Italy ADVANCES! and What to look out for this season - Royal de Lux #72</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:episode>72</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Lux</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle></itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>As the World Baseball Classic begins eliminating teams, Lux has found a new favorite--Team Italy! The great Nicky Lopez and Vinnie Pasquantino help bring their team to a major underdog victory and advance to the next round.  Meanwhile, the Royals continue to dominate Spring Training, but not by so much this time!  In fact, some games aren't quite so good, but that's not entirely a bad thing?
New episodes every Monday and Friday!
Twitter: @royaldeluxpodE-mail: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.comShout out to r/KCRoyals

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        <![CDATA[<p>As the World Baseball Classic begins eliminating teams, Lux has found a new favorite--Team Italy! The great Nicky Lopez and Vinnie Pasquantino help bring their team to a major underdog victory and advance to the next round.  Meanwhile, the Royals continue to dominate Spring Training, but not by so much this time!  In fact, some games aren't quite so good, but that's not entirely a bad thing?</p><p>New episodes every Monday and Friday!</p><p>Twitter: @royaldeluxpod<br>E-mail: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.com<br>Shout out to r/KCRoyals</p>
<p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>2465</itunes:duration>
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      <title>Lorenzo Cain Appreciation Podcast, Spring Hype pt. 3 &amp; #TheCity - Royal de Lux #71</title>
      <link>https://royal-de-lux.simplecast.com/episodes/lorenzo-cain-appreciation-podcast-spring-hype-pt-3-thecity-royal-de-lux-71-3tw77BiE</link>
      <description>Friday episodes are BACK, baby.  And what a Friday it is, as the Royals not only continue winning meaningless baseball games in Arizona, but do so in thunderous fashion.  But enough of that, let's talk about something REAL.  Lorenzo Cain, baby!  My mother's favorite player is retiring and that's a really big deal!  What is the impact Lorenzo Cain had on Kansas City?  That's a silly question, you already know the answer to that.  Let's celebrate it!
New episodes every Monday and Friday!
Twitter: @royaldeluxpodE-mail: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.comShout out to r/KCRoyals

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      <pubDate>Fri, 10 Mar 2023 12:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>Lorenzo Cain Appreciation Podcast, Spring Hype pt. 3 &amp; #TheCity - Royal de Lux #71</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:episode>71</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Lux</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle></itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Friday episodes are BACK, baby.  And what a Friday it is, as the Royals not only continue winning meaningless baseball games in Arizona, but do so in thunderous fashion.  But enough of that, let's talk about something REAL.  Lorenzo Cain, baby!  My mother's favorite player is retiring and that's a really big deal!  What is the impact Lorenzo Cain had on Kansas City?  That's a silly question, you already know the answer to that.  Let's celebrate it!
New episodes every Monday and Friday!
Twitter: @royaldeluxpodE-mail: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.comShout out to r/KCRoyals

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        <![CDATA[<p>Friday episodes are BACK, baby.  And what a Friday it is, as the Royals not only continue winning meaningless baseball games in Arizona, but do so in thunderous fashion.  But enough of that, let's talk about something REAL.  Lorenzo Cain, baby!  My mother's favorite player is retiring and that's a really big deal!  What is the impact Lorenzo Cain had on Kansas City?  That's a silly question, you already know the answer to that.  Let's celebrate it!</p><p>New episodes every Monday and Friday!</p><p>Twitter: @royaldeluxpod<br>E-mail: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.com<br>Shout out to r/KCRoyals</p>
<p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>2723</itunes:duration>
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      <title>Spring Training pt. 2 &amp; two guys I REALLY like! - Royal de Lux #70</title>
      <link>https://royal-de-lux.simplecast.com/episodes/spring-training-pt-2-two-guys-i-really-like-royal-de-lux-70-kmL6Ycc1</link>
      <description>Spring is in training!  Or something like that.  Also there's a baseball world happening this month!  Cool!  Anyway, Royals hitters are hitting and I just love to see it.  There are two particular hitters that I think will be GUYS.  I mean, like, GUYS guys.  Guys who you look at and think "Yeah... that's a guy right there."  Also, pitch clock celebration!  Hooray for making me want to multitask less!!
Twitter: @royaldeluxpodE-mail: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.comShout out to r/KCRoyals

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      <pubDate>Mon, 06 Mar 2023 12:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>Spring Training pt. 2 &amp; two guys I REALLY like! - Royal de Lux #70</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:episode>70</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Lux</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle></itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Spring is in training!  Or something like that.  Also there's a baseball world happening this month!  Cool!  Anyway, Royals hitters are hitting and I just love to see it.  There are two particular hitters that I think will be GUYS.  I mean, like, GUYS guys.  Guys who you look at and think "Yeah... that's a guy right there."  Also, pitch clock celebration!  Hooray for making me want to multitask less!!
Twitter: @royaldeluxpodE-mail: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.comShout out to r/KCRoyals

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        <![CDATA[<p>Spring is in training!  Or something like that.  Also there's a baseball world happening this month!  Cool!  Anyway, Royals hitters are hitting and I just love to see it.  There are two particular hitters that I think will be GUYS.  I mean, like, GUYS guys.  Guys who you look at and think "Yeah... that's a guy right there."  Also, pitch clock celebration!  Hooray for making me want to multitask less!!</p><p>Twitter: @royaldeluxpod<br>E-mail: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.com<br>Shout out to r/KCRoyals</p>
<p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>3799</itunes:duration>
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      <title>Grading the Royals Off-Season &amp; Early Spring Training Impressions - Royal de Lux #69</title>
      <link>https://royal-de-lux.simplecast.com/episodes/grading-the-royals-off-season-early-spring-training-impressions-royal-de-lux-69-aoK6ot4s</link>
      <description>ROYALS BASEBALL IS BACK!!  Wait, should I be happy about that?  I mean, I guess it's my hobby to talk about it, so... sure?  How did we get here, anyway?  Let's talk about everything JJ Picollo did, including every free agent signing and trade made in the last few months.  Also, GAMES!  We have GAMES to talk about!  RAID THE ZONE!!
Twitter: @royaldeluxpodE-mail: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.comShout out to r/KCRoyals

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      <pubDate>Mon, 27 Feb 2023 14:56:48 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>Grading the Royals Off-Season &amp; Early Spring Training Impressions - Royal de Lux #69</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:episode>69</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Lux</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle></itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>ROYALS BASEBALL IS BACK!!  Wait, should I be happy about that?  I mean, I guess it's my hobby to talk about it, so... sure?  How did we get here, anyway?  Let's talk about everything JJ Picollo did, including every free agent signing and trade made in the last few months.  Also, GAMES!  We have GAMES to talk about!  RAID THE ZONE!!
Twitter: @royaldeluxpodE-mail: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.comShout out to r/KCRoyals

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        <![CDATA[<p>ROYALS BASEBALL IS BACK!!  Wait, should I be happy about that?  I mean, I guess it's my hobby to talk about it, so... sure?  How did we get here, anyway?  Let's talk about everything JJ Picollo did, including every free agent signing and trade made in the last few months.  Also, GAMES!  We have GAMES to talk about!  RAID THE ZONE!!</p><p>Twitter: @royaldeluxpod<br>E-mail: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.com<br>Shout out to r/KCRoyals</p>
<p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>3530</itunes:duration>
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      <title>Zack Greinke and... wait, who's pitching for us again? - Royal de Lux #68</title>
      <link>https://royal-de-lux.simplecast.com/episodes/zack-greinke-and-wait-whos-pitching-for-us-again-royal-de-lux-68-8qsBuDCH</link>
      <description>Mr. deLux Podcast returns from his hibernation* and talks about the state of Royals pitching!  There are HOW many guys on this team that can pitch?  And... wait, we have only THIS many positions available?  Where does everyone else go?  Hello???  Well, at least the ones that make it to Kansas City will look nice in those cool powder blue pants.  Hey, we should talk about that too!  Only on Opening Day?  What gives?  Meanwhile, what's going on with Salvador Perez?  Has anyone checked on him lately?
*was playing Apex Legends for like an entire month like a very responsible person
Twitter: @royaldeluxpodE-mail: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.comShout out to r/KCRoyals

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      <pubDate>Fri, 10 Feb 2023 12:41:51 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>Zack Greinke and... wait, who's pitching for us again? - Royal de Lux #68</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:episode>68</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Lux</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle></itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Mr. deLux Podcast returns from his hibernation* and talks about the state of Royals pitching!  There are HOW many guys on this team that can pitch?  And... wait, we have only THIS many positions available?  Where does everyone else go?  Hello???  Well, at least the ones that make it to Kansas City will look nice in those cool powder blue pants.  Hey, we should talk about that too!  Only on Opening Day?  What gives?  Meanwhile, what's going on with Salvador Perez?  Has anyone checked on him lately?
*was playing Apex Legends for like an entire month like a very responsible person
Twitter: @royaldeluxpodE-mail: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.comShout out to r/KCRoyals

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        <![CDATA[<p>Mr. deLux Podcast returns from his hibernation* and talks about the state of Royals pitching!  There are HOW many guys on this team that can pitch?  And... wait, we have only THIS many positions available?  Where does everyone else go?  Hello???  Well, at least the ones that make it to Kansas City will look nice in those cool powder blue pants.  Hey, we should talk about that too!  Only on Opening Day?  What gives?  Meanwhile, what's going on with Salvador Perez?  Has anyone checked on him lately?</p><p>*was playing Apex Legends for like an entire month like a very responsible person</p><p>Twitter: @royaldeluxpod<br>E-mail: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.com<br>Shout out to r/KCRoyals</p>
<p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>The great catch-up episode! New coaches &amp; stadiums + old Royals &amp; contracts! - Royal de Lux #67</title>
      <link>https://royal-de-lux.simplecast.com/episodes/the-great-catch-up-episode-new-coaches-stadiums-old-royals-contracts-royal-de-lux-67-6jJuDMXe</link>
      <description>After spending the last two months watching Bocchi the Rock and playing Pokemon Violet, I finally remembered my duty as the #1 Weirdest Kansas City Royals Podcast Host and have thus returned to talk about this beautiful, wonderful, and highly strange baseball team.  The Royals hired Matt Quatraro as their next manager and he brought a friend from the Rays organization along with him, plus a pitching coach from the Guardians!  Meanwhile, ownership makes their intentions of building a new stadium well known to the public, but what does the public want?  Extensions and free agents!  We gotta talk about those, too, because who doesn't want their favorite Royals to stick around for longer?  Favorite Royals such as... Ryan O'Hearn, perhaps??
New episodes.... eventually!
Twitter: @royaldeluxpodE-mail: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.comShout out to r/KCRoyals

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      <pubDate>Wed, 07 Dec 2022 13:08:40 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>The great catch-up episode! New coaches &amp; stadiums + old Royals &amp; contracts! - Royal de Lux #67</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:episode>67</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Lux</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle></itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>After spending the last two months watching Bocchi the Rock and playing Pokemon Violet, I finally remembered my duty as the #1 Weirdest Kansas City Royals Podcast Host and have thus returned to talk about this beautiful, wonderful, and highly strange baseball team.  The Royals hired Matt Quatraro as their next manager and he brought a friend from the Rays organization along with him, plus a pitching coach from the Guardians!  Meanwhile, ownership makes their intentions of building a new stadium well known to the public, but what does the public want?  Extensions and free agents!  We gotta talk about those, too, because who doesn't want their favorite Royals to stick around for longer?  Favorite Royals such as... Ryan O'Hearn, perhaps??
New episodes.... eventually!
Twitter: @royaldeluxpodE-mail: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.comShout out to r/KCRoyals

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        <![CDATA[<p>After spending the last two months watching Bocchi the Rock and playing Pokemon Violet, I finally remembered my duty as the #1 Weirdest Kansas City Royals Podcast Host and have thus returned to talk about this beautiful, wonderful, and highly strange baseball team.  The Royals hired Matt Quatraro as their next manager and he brought a friend from the Rays organization along with him, plus a pitching coach from the Guardians!  Meanwhile, ownership makes their intentions of building a new stadium well known to the public, but what does the public want?  Extensions and free agents!  We gotta talk about those, too, because who doesn't want their favorite Royals to stick around for longer?  Favorite Royals such as... Ryan O'Hearn, perhaps??</p><p>New episodes.... eventually!</p><p>Twitter: @royaldeluxpod<br>E-mail: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.com<br>Shout out to r/KCRoyals</p>
<p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>5543</itunes:duration>
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      <title>End of Royalgelion 20.22: You Can (Not) Return - Royal de Lux #66</title>
      <link>https://royal-de-lux.simplecast.com/episodes/end-of-royalgelion-2022-you-can-not-return-royal-de-lux-66-skVTKeXh</link>
      <description>"I'm so f**ked up." --Mike Matheny
The 2022 Royals season has ended.  It's over.  We can move on with our lives.  But first, let's talk about some good pitchers that helped make the season suck less, and a good hitter as well!  All hail Zack Greinke, Scott Barlow and Drew Waters, three of the best success stories of the year.  You know what isn't a success story?  Mike Matheny's managerial career with the Royals lmoa.  Good thing that's now over--oh yeah, didn't you hear?  Mike Matheny got fired!  And Cal Eldred went with him!  What!!!!!!!!  Have our prayers been answered?!  Are the Royals going to dramatically improve next season and get back into contention quickly?!  Well, maybe.................. maybe not.................................................................... ?
New episodes every Monday, Wednesday and Friday!
Twitter: @royaldeluxpodE-mail: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.comShout out to r/KCRoyals

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      <pubDate>Fri, 07 Oct 2022 12:24:03 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>End of Royalgelion 20.22: You Can (Not) Return - Royal de Lux #66</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:episode>66</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Lux</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle></itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>"I'm so f**ked up." --Mike Matheny
The 2022 Royals season has ended.  It's over.  We can move on with our lives.  But first, let's talk about some good pitchers that helped make the season suck less, and a good hitter as well!  All hail Zack Greinke, Scott Barlow and Drew Waters, three of the best success stories of the year.  You know what isn't a success story?  Mike Matheny's managerial career with the Royals lmoa.  Good thing that's now over--oh yeah, didn't you hear?  Mike Matheny got fired!  And Cal Eldred went with him!  What!!!!!!!!  Have our prayers been answered?!  Are the Royals going to dramatically improve next season and get back into contention quickly?!  Well, maybe.................. maybe not.................................................................... ?
New episodes every Monday, Wednesday and Friday!
Twitter: @royaldeluxpodE-mail: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.comShout out to r/KCRoyals

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>"I'm so f**ked up." --Mike Matheny</p><p>The 2022 Royals season has ended.  It's over.  We can move on with our lives.  But first, let's talk about some good pitchers that helped make the season suck less, and a good hitter as well!  All hail Zack Greinke, Scott Barlow and Drew Waters, three of the best success stories of the year.  You know what isn't a success story?  Mike Matheny's managerial career with the Royals lmoa.  Good thing that's now over--oh yeah, didn't you hear?  Mike Matheny got fired!  And Cal Eldred went with him!  What!!!!!!!!  Have our prayers been answered?!  Are the Royals going to dramatically improve next season and get back into contention quickly?!  Well, maybe.................. maybe not.................................................................... ?</p><p>New episodes every Monday, Wednesday and Friday!</p><p>Twitter: @royaldeluxpod<br>E-mail: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.com<br>Shout out to r/KCRoyals</p>
<p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>3104</itunes:duration>
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      <title>Some hot finishes to the Royals season (and one cold finish) - Royal de Lux #65</title>
      <link>https://royal-de-lux.simplecast.com/episodes/some-hot-finishes-to-the-royals-season-and-one-cold-finish-royal-de-lux-65-ZHcL_CjG</link>
      <description>The Royals lost some games (WOW! SHOCKER!!) to the Cleveland Guardians over the weekend, but these games have come with some good things.  Kris Bubic pitched one of his best games of the year and several Royals batters had multiple multi-hit games, leading to several strong finishes to this otherwise disastrous season.  Plus, Brady Singer pitched his last game of 2022, which warrants a small retrospective on his tremendous season and what his future could be.
New episodes every Monday, Wednesday and Friday!
Twitter: @royaldeluxpodE-mail: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.comShout out to r/KCRoyals

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 03 Oct 2022 15:04:18 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>Some hot finishes to the Royals season (and one cold finish) - Royal de Lux #65</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:episode>65</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Lux</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle></itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>The Royals lost some games (WOW! SHOCKER!!) to the Cleveland Guardians over the weekend, but these games have come with some good things.  Kris Bubic pitched one of his best games of the year and several Royals batters had multiple multi-hit games, leading to several strong finishes to this otherwise disastrous season.  Plus, Brady Singer pitched his last game of 2022, which warrants a small retrospective on his tremendous season and what his future could be.
New episodes every Monday, Wednesday and Friday!
Twitter: @royaldeluxpodE-mail: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.comShout out to r/KCRoyals

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The Royals lost some games (WOW! SHOCKER!!) to the Cleveland Guardians over the weekend, but these games have come with some good things.  Kris Bubic pitched one of his best games of the year and several Royals batters had multiple multi-hit games, leading to several strong finishes to this otherwise disastrous season.  Plus, Brady Singer pitched his last game of 2022, which warrants a small retrospective on his tremendous season and what his future could be.</p><p>New episodes every Monday, Wednesday and Friday!</p><p>Twitter: @royaldeluxpod<br>E-mail: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.com<br>Shout out to r/KCRoyals</p>
<p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>2081</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Soon, it will all be over. - Royal de Lux #64</title>
      <link>https://royal-de-lux.simplecast.com/episodes/soon-it-will-all-be-over-royal-de-lux-64-VUGKBNdu</link>
      <description>Royals bad.  Upvotes to the left.  They got swept by the Detroit Tigers, one of the most miraculous accomplishments made by any team in 2022--just shy of accumulating 16 walks and hits while scoring just one run.  I guess that's what you would call a "rundown." ...oh wait, wrong podcast.  Uhh, also Luke Weaver bad, Hunter Dozier bad, Mike Matheny bad, I'm really just trying to be friends with more Royals fans is that what you want to hear?
New episodes every Monday, Wednesday and Friday!
Twitter: @royaldeluxpodE-mail: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.comShout out to r/KCRoyals

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 30 Sep 2022 14:21:02 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>Soon, it will all be over. - Royal de Lux #64</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:episode>64</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Lux</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle></itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Royals bad.  Upvotes to the left.  They got swept by the Detroit Tigers, one of the most miraculous accomplishments made by any team in 2022--just shy of accumulating 16 walks and hits while scoring just one run.  I guess that's what you would call a "rundown." ...oh wait, wrong podcast.  Uhh, also Luke Weaver bad, Hunter Dozier bad, Mike Matheny bad, I'm really just trying to be friends with more Royals fans is that what you want to hear?
New episodes every Monday, Wednesday and Friday!
Twitter: @royaldeluxpodE-mail: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.comShout out to r/KCRoyals

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>Royals bad.  Upvotes to the left.  They got swept by the Detroit Tigers, one of the most miraculous accomplishments made by any team in 2022--just shy of accumulating 16 walks and hits while scoring just one run.  I guess that's what you would call a "rundown." ...oh wait, wrong podcast.  Uhh, also Luke Weaver bad, Hunter Dozier bad, Mike Matheny bad, I'm really just trying to be friends with more Royals fans is that what you want to hear?</p><p>New episodes every Monday, Wednesday and Friday!</p><p>Twitter: @royaldeluxpod<br>E-mail: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.com<br>Shout out to r/KCRoyals</p>
<p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>2412</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>An unfortunate loss despite Greinke's best (last?) start - Royal de Lux #63</title>
      <link>https://royal-de-lux.simplecast.com/episodes/an-unfortunate-loss-despite-greinkes-best-last-start-royal-de-lux-63-YeQT_sT_</link>
      <description>In the final week of this hell season, the Royals are battling for their fourth-place lives against their basement rivals, the Detroit Tigers.  Zack Greinke had the best start of the season for himself, but the bullpen and Mike Matheny blew it later on.  What else is new?
New episodes every Monday, Wednesday and Friday!
Twitter: @royaldeluxpodE-mail: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.comShout out to r/KCRoyals

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      <pubDate>Wed, 28 Sep 2022 13:53:40 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>An unfortunate loss despite Greinke's best (last?) start - Royal de Lux #63</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:episode>63</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Lux</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle></itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>In the final week of this hell season, the Royals are battling for their fourth-place lives against their basement rivals, the Detroit Tigers.  Zack Greinke had the best start of the season for himself, but the bullpen and Mike Matheny blew it later on.  What else is new?
New episodes every Monday, Wednesday and Friday!
Twitter: @royaldeluxpodE-mail: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.comShout out to r/KCRoyals

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>In the final week of this hell season, the Royals are battling for their fourth-place lives against their basement rivals, the Detroit Tigers.  Zack Greinke had the best start of the season for himself, but the bullpen and Mike Matheny blew it later on.  What else is new?</p><p>New episodes every Monday, Wednesday and Friday!</p><p>Twitter: @royaldeluxpod<br>E-mail: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.com<br>Shout out to r/KCRoyals</p>
<p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <itunes:duration>1408</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>The greatest comeback in history?! - Royal de Lux #62</title>
      <link>https://royal-de-lux.simplecast.com/episodes/the-greatest-comeback-in-history-royal-de-lux-62-v68tGFm6</link>
      <description>As your favorite weirdo host enters an age of scuff, the Royals enter a post-Dayton era.  Apparently, this era is full of surprises beyond our wildest imaginations, such as a series sweep, a four-game winning streak, and an ELEVEN RUN INNING?????  There have been many examples of this lineup proving they are the real deal, but on Sunday they proved to the entire baseball world that they cannot be taken lightly.  Extend Vinnie?
New episodes every Monday, Wednesday and Friday!
Twitter: @royaldeluxpodE-mail: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.comShout out to r/KCRoyals

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 26 Sep 2022 13:15:41 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>The greatest comeback in history?! - Royal de Lux #62</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:episode>62</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Lux</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle></itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>As your favorite weirdo host enters an age of scuff, the Royals enter a post-Dayton era.  Apparently, this era is full of surprises beyond our wildest imaginations, such as a series sweep, a four-game winning streak, and an ELEVEN RUN INNING?????  There have been many examples of this lineup proving they are the real deal, but on Sunday they proved to the entire baseball world that they cannot be taken lightly.  Extend Vinnie?
New episodes every Monday, Wednesday and Friday!
Twitter: @royaldeluxpodE-mail: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.comShout out to r/KCRoyals

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>As your favorite weirdo host enters an age of scuff, the Royals enter a post-Dayton era.  Apparently, this era is full of surprises beyond our wildest imaginations, such as a series sweep, a four-game winning streak, and an ELEVEN RUN INNING?????  There have been many examples of this lineup proving they are the real deal, but on Sunday they proved to the entire baseball world that they cannot be taken lightly.  Extend Vinnie?</p><p>New episodes every Monday, Wednesday and Friday!</p><p>Twitter: @royaldeluxpod<br>E-mail: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.com<br>Shout out to r/KCRoyals</p>
<p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <itunes:duration>2648</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>THE ROYALS HAVE FIRED DAYTON MOORE. - Royal de Lux #61</title>
      <link>https://royal-de-lux.simplecast.com/episodes/the-royals-have-fired-dayton-moore-royal-de-lux-61-37m_Wa73</link>
      <description>EMERGENCY PODCAST.  THE KANSAS CITY ROYALS HAVE FIRED THEIR PRESIDENT.  DAYTON MOORE IS GONE.  IT HAS FINALLY HAPPENED.  FOR ALL OF THE AMAZING THINGS THAT DAYTON HAS DONE FOR KANSAS CITY (AND DESERVES ALL THE CREDIT FOR), THE ROYALS HAVE BEEN IN DIRE NEED OF CHANGE FOR ARGUABLY SEVERAL YEARS AND IT IS NOW HAPPENING.  JOHN SHERMAN IS THE MOST BASED OWNER IN BASEBALL RIGHT NOW.  I WOULD BE SCREAMING MORE IF NOT FOR THE FACT THAT HALF MY FACE WAS NUMBED THIS MORNING.  I AM IN A WORLD OF PAIN BUT I AM VERY HAPPY.
New episodes every Monday, Wednesday and Friday!
Twitter: @royaldeluxpodE-mail: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.comShout out to r/KCRoyals

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 21 Sep 2022 20:31:11 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>THE ROYALS HAVE FIRED DAYTON MOORE. - Royal de Lux #61</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:episode>61</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Lux</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle></itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>EMERGENCY PODCAST.  THE KANSAS CITY ROYALS HAVE FIRED THEIR PRESIDENT.  DAYTON MOORE IS GONE.  IT HAS FINALLY HAPPENED.  FOR ALL OF THE AMAZING THINGS THAT DAYTON HAS DONE FOR KANSAS CITY (AND DESERVES ALL THE CREDIT FOR), THE ROYALS HAVE BEEN IN DIRE NEED OF CHANGE FOR ARGUABLY SEVERAL YEARS AND IT IS NOW HAPPENING.  JOHN SHERMAN IS THE MOST BASED OWNER IN BASEBALL RIGHT NOW.  I WOULD BE SCREAMING MORE IF NOT FOR THE FACT THAT HALF MY FACE WAS NUMBED THIS MORNING.  I AM IN A WORLD OF PAIN BUT I AM VERY HAPPY.
New episodes every Monday, Wednesday and Friday!
Twitter: @royaldeluxpodE-mail: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.comShout out to r/KCRoyals

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>EMERGENCY PODCAST.  THE KANSAS CITY ROYALS HAVE FIRED THEIR PRESIDENT.  DAYTON MOORE IS GONE.  IT HAS FINALLY HAPPENED.  FOR ALL OF THE AMAZING THINGS THAT DAYTON HAS DONE FOR KANSAS CITY (AND DESERVES ALL THE CREDIT FOR), THE ROYALS HAVE BEEN IN DIRE NEED OF CHANGE FOR ARGUABLY SEVERAL YEARS AND IT IS NOW HAPPENING.  JOHN SHERMAN IS THE MOST BASED OWNER IN BASEBALL RIGHT NOW.  I WOULD BE SCREAMING MORE IF NOT FOR THE FACT THAT HALF MY FACE WAS NUMBED THIS MORNING.  I AM IN A WORLD OF PAIN BUT I AM VERY HAPPY.</p><p>New episodes every Monday, Wednesday and Friday!</p><p>Twitter: @royaldeluxpod<br>E-mail: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.com<br>Shout out to r/KCRoyals</p>
<p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <itunes:duration>1904</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Shut up! - Royal de Lux #60</title>
      <link>https://royal-de-lux.simplecast.com/episodes/shut-up-royal-de-lux-60-leyKU1iS</link>
      <description>In the next episode of this thrilling anime arc, the President of the Kansas City Royals, Dayton Moore himself, lets it be known to everyone that he is right and you are wrong and you are nitpicking and biased so he wins ha ha. Well, that's a way to address an impending 90+ loss season, ain't it?  Indeed, there has not been a lot to enjoy in this Royals season, but apparently that's okay and things are going to get better.  Where have we heard that one before?  Why am I writing this summary as if it's just more things said on the podcast instead of actually explaining what's happening?  The Athletic published an article saying the Royals are bad, and then the guy who runs the Royals said "no they aren't" and refused to elaborate further.  So we should maybe talk about that.  A bit.
New episodes every Monday, Wednesday and Friday!
Twitter: @royaldeluxpodE-mail: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.comShout out to r/KCRoyals

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 19 Sep 2022 14:44:47 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>Shut up! - Royal de Lux #60</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:episode>60</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Lux</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle></itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>In the next episode of this thrilling anime arc, the President of the Kansas City Royals, Dayton Moore himself, lets it be known to everyone that he is right and you are wrong and you are nitpicking and biased so he wins ha ha. Well, that's a way to address an impending 90+ loss season, ain't it?  Indeed, there has not been a lot to enjoy in this Royals season, but apparently that's okay and things are going to get better.  Where have we heard that one before?  Why am I writing this summary as if it's just more things said on the podcast instead of actually explaining what's happening?  The Athletic published an article saying the Royals are bad, and then the guy who runs the Royals said "no they aren't" and refused to elaborate further.  So we should maybe talk about that.  A bit.
New episodes every Monday, Wednesday and Friday!
Twitter: @royaldeluxpodE-mail: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.comShout out to r/KCRoyals

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>In the next episode of this thrilling anime arc, the President of the Kansas City Royals, Dayton Moore himself, lets it be known to everyone that he is right and you are wrong and you are nitpicking and biased so he wins ha ha. Well, that's a way to address an impending 90+ loss season, ain't it?  Indeed, there has not been a lot to enjoy in this Royals season, but apparently that's okay and things are going to get better.  Where have we heard that one before?  Why am I writing this summary as if it's just more things said on the podcast instead of actually explaining what's happening?  The Athletic published an article saying the Royals are bad, and then the guy who runs the Royals said "no they aren't" and refused to elaborate further.  So we should maybe talk about that.  A bit.</p><p>New episodes every Monday, Wednesday and Friday!</p><p>Twitter: @royaldeluxpod<br>E-mail: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.com<br>Shout out to r/KCRoyals</p>
<p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>2505</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>A Deep Slow Panic - Royal de Lux #59</title>
      <link>https://royal-de-lux.simplecast.com/episodes/a-deep-slow-panic-royal-de-lux-59-Tjxe5EQo</link>
      <description>Guys, did you know that the Royals pitching is bad?  Wow.  If only I was told about this by literally every media outlet in existence including this one.  . . . . . OK this sounds mean-spirited towards those guys even though they're doing the Lord's work.  I just mean to say The Athletic put out a scathing article on how truly horrible the Royals pitching development is in 2022 and it's both satisfying and terrifying to know that it's not new information if you've been paying attention.  But it comes from more deep-rooted sources than your average fan-made podcast, which makes it particularly eye-opening.  For the Royals faithful, it's another day of worry, of panicking in slow-motion as we wonder if this team will ever be okay.
New episodes every Monday, Wednesday and Friday!
Twitter: @royaldeluxpodE-mail: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.comShout out to r/KCRoyals

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      <pubDate>Fri, 16 Sep 2022 11:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>A Deep Slow Panic - Royal de Lux #59</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:episode>59</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Lux</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle></itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Guys, did you know that the Royals pitching is bad?  Wow.  If only I was told about this by literally every media outlet in existence including this one.  . . . . . OK this sounds mean-spirited towards those guys even though they're doing the Lord's work.  I just mean to say The Athletic put out a scathing article on how truly horrible the Royals pitching development is in 2022 and it's both satisfying and terrifying to know that it's not new information if you've been paying attention.  But it comes from more deep-rooted sources than your average fan-made podcast, which makes it particularly eye-opening.  For the Royals faithful, it's another day of worry, of panicking in slow-motion as we wonder if this team will ever be okay.
New episodes every Monday, Wednesday and Friday!
Twitter: @royaldeluxpodE-mail: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.comShout out to r/KCRoyals

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>Guys, did you know that the Royals pitching is bad?  Wow.  If only I was told about this by literally every media outlet in existence including this one.  . . . . . OK this sounds mean-spirited towards those guys even though they're doing the Lord's work.  I just mean to say The Athletic put out a scathing article on how truly horrible the Royals pitching development is in 2022 and it's both satisfying and terrifying to know that it's not new information if you've been paying attention.  But it comes from more deep-rooted sources than your average fan-made podcast, which makes it particularly eye-opening.  For the Royals faithful, it's another day of worry, of panicking in slow-motion as we wonder if this team will ever be okay.</p><p>New episodes every Monday, Wednesday and Friday!</p><p>Twitter: @royaldeluxpod<br>E-mail: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.com<br>Shout out to r/KCRoyals</p>
<p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <itunes:duration>2387</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Reacting to an almost no-hitter + future pitching changes? - Royal de Lux #58</title>
      <link>https://royal-de-lux.simplecast.com/episodes/reacting-to-an-almost-no-hitter-future-pitching-changes-royal-de-lux-58-nG_LwOLa</link>
      <description>Breaking format a bit because, well, nihilism will do that to you.  The Royals have been producing some utterly atrocious results on the field recently by getting blown up by the Tigers twice and coming very close to being no-hit by the Twins yesterday.  But, the good news for everyone is that it will all be over soon.  Oh, and apparently our pitching coordinator is leaving/fired so maybe that will be fixed, finally.
New episodes every Monday, Wednesday and Friday!
Twitter: @royaldeluxpodE-mail: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.comShout out to r/KCRoyals

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 14 Sep 2022 11:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>Reacting to an almost no-hitter + future pitching changes? - Royal de Lux #58</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:episode>58</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Lux</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle></itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Breaking format a bit because, well, nihilism will do that to you.  The Royals have been producing some utterly atrocious results on the field recently by getting blown up by the Tigers twice and coming very close to being no-hit by the Twins yesterday.  But, the good news for everyone is that it will all be over soon.  Oh, and apparently our pitching coordinator is leaving/fired so maybe that will be fixed, finally.
New episodes every Monday, Wednesday and Friday!
Twitter: @royaldeluxpodE-mail: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.comShout out to r/KCRoyals

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>Breaking format a bit because, well, nihilism will do that to you.  The Royals have been producing some utterly atrocious results on the field recently by getting blown up by the Tigers twice and coming very close to being no-hit by the Twins yesterday.  But, the good news for everyone is that it will all be over soon.  Oh, and apparently our pitching coordinator is leaving/fired so maybe that will be fixed, finally.</p><p>New episodes every Monday, Wednesday and Friday!</p><p>Twitter: @royaldeluxpod<br>E-mail: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.com<br>Shout out to r/KCRoyals</p>
<p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <itunes:duration>2119</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>The future of the Kansas City Royals (with Jacob Milham of Royals Rundown) - Royal de Lux #57</title>
      <link>https://royal-de-lux.simplecast.com/episodes/the-future-of-the-kansas-city-royals-with-jacob-milham-of-royals-rundown-royal-de-lux-57-htcwLDOE</link>
      <description>The Royals had a day off on Thursday, which means we only get one game to talk about -- but it was a win!  The Royals come from behind to win 2-1 against the Cleveland Guardians, avoiding a sweep in an otherwise mediocre series.  Of course, these things matter little in a dead season, but we can look ahead with what we have now -- what's to become of Zack Greinke?  Should the Royals extend Nick Pratto?  Many questions asked and answered on another special dual podcast!
With Royals Rundown!https://anchor.fm/royals-rundown/https://twitter.com/JMilTheHamhttps://www.si.com/mlb/royals/
New episodes every Monday, Wednesday and Friday!
Twitter: @royaldeluxpodE-mail: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.comShout out to r/KCRoyals

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 09 Sep 2022 11:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>The future of the Kansas City Royals (with Jacob Milham of Royals Rundown) - Royal de Lux #57</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:episode>57</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Lux</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle></itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>The Royals had a day off on Thursday, which means we only get one game to talk about -- but it was a win!  The Royals come from behind to win 2-1 against the Cleveland Guardians, avoiding a sweep in an otherwise mediocre series.  Of course, these things matter little in a dead season, but we can look ahead with what we have now -- what's to become of Zack Greinke?  Should the Royals extend Nick Pratto?  Many questions asked and answered on another special dual podcast!
With Royals Rundown!https://anchor.fm/royals-rundown/https://twitter.com/JMilTheHamhttps://www.si.com/mlb/royals/
New episodes every Monday, Wednesday and Friday!
Twitter: @royaldeluxpodE-mail: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.comShout out to r/KCRoyals

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The Royals had a day off on Thursday, which means we only get one game to talk about -- but it was a win!  The Royals come from behind to win 2-1 against the Cleveland Guardians, avoiding a sweep in an otherwise mediocre series.  Of course, these things matter little in a dead season, but we can look ahead with what we have now -- what's to become of Zack Greinke?  Should the Royals extend Nick Pratto?  Many questions asked and answered on another special dual podcast!</p><p>With Royals Rundown!<br>https://anchor.fm/royals-rundown/<br>https://twitter.com/JMilTheHam<br>https://www.si.com/mlb/royals/</p><p>New episodes every Monday, Wednesday and Friday!</p><p>Twitter: @royaldeluxpod<br>E-mail: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.com<br>Shout out to r/KCRoyals</p>
<p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>2130</itunes:duration>
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      <title>The Royals giveth and taketh + Fun Hunter Dozier Facts - Royal de Lux #56</title>
      <link>https://royal-de-lux.simplecast.com/episodes/the-royals-giveth-and-taketh-fun-hunter-dozier-facts-royal-de-lux-56-deNucCCd</link>
      <description>The Royals played a couple of games against the Cleveland Guardians and lost both of them despite competent starting pitching.  Some mistakes here and there added up and ultimately made for some disappointing games, but it's not all bad.  I mention how great MJ Melendez has been for the Royals this season, and how not great Hunter Dozier has been for the Royals this past few years.
New episodes every Monday, Wednesday and Friday!
Twitter: @royaldeluxpodE-mail: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.comShout out to r/KCRoyals

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 07 Sep 2022 14:12:16 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>The Royals giveth and taketh + Fun Hunter Dozier Facts - Royal de Lux #56</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:episode>56</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Lux</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle></itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>The Royals played a couple of games against the Cleveland Guardians and lost both of them despite competent starting pitching.  Some mistakes here and there added up and ultimately made for some disappointing games, but it's not all bad.  I mention how great MJ Melendez has been for the Royals this season, and how not great Hunter Dozier has been for the Royals this past few years.
New episodes every Monday, Wednesday and Friday!
Twitter: @royaldeluxpodE-mail: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.comShout out to r/KCRoyals

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>The Royals played a couple of games against the Cleveland Guardians and lost both of them despite competent starting pitching.  Some mistakes here and there added up and ultimately made for some disappointing games, but it's not all bad.  I mention how great MJ Melendez has been for the Royals this season, and how not great Hunter Dozier has been for the Royals this past few years.</p><p>New episodes every Monday, Wednesday and Friday!</p><p>Twitter: @royaldeluxpod<br>E-mail: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.com<br>Shout out to r/KCRoyals</p>
<p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>1877</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Bobby Witt Jr, the Rookie of the Year Award and the 20-20 club - Royal de Lux #55</title>
      <link>https://royal-de-lux.simplecast.com/episodes/bobby-witt-jr-the-rookie-of-the-year-award-and-the-20-20-club-royal-de-lux-55-B5FcGM1e</link>
      <description>After a weekend of labor, we find the Royals victorious from their 3-game series against the all-threatening Detroit Tigers.  One of these games featured a MASSIVE offensive outburst from the whole lineup, most notably a 4-hit game from "fourth outfielder" Nate Eaton, and a three-run home run from Bobby Witt Jr., who now finds himself comfortably within the 20-20 club.  That's 20 stolen bases and 20 home runs on the season, and get this... it doesn't look like it was that hard for him to do.  Today I'm gonna talk about BWJ at length and what his season has been like (and what it could have been like) for the Royals.
New episodes every Monday, Wednesday and Friday!
Twitter: @royaldeluxpodE-mail: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.comShout out to r/KCRoyals

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 05 Sep 2022 16:41:21 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>Bobby Witt Jr, the Rookie of the Year Award and the 20-20 club - Royal de Lux #55</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:episode>55</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Lux</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle></itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>After a weekend of labor, we find the Royals victorious from their 3-game series against the all-threatening Detroit Tigers.  One of these games featured a MASSIVE offensive outburst from the whole lineup, most notably a 4-hit game from "fourth outfielder" Nate Eaton, and a three-run home run from Bobby Witt Jr., who now finds himself comfortably within the 20-20 club.  That's 20 stolen bases and 20 home runs on the season, and get this... it doesn't look like it was that hard for him to do.  Today I'm gonna talk about BWJ at length and what his season has been like (and what it could have been like) for the Royals.
New episodes every Monday, Wednesday and Friday!
Twitter: @royaldeluxpodE-mail: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.comShout out to r/KCRoyals

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>After a weekend of labor, we find the Royals victorious from their 3-game series against the all-threatening Detroit Tigers.  One of these games featured a MASSIVE offensive outburst from the whole lineup, most notably a 4-hit game from "fourth outfielder" Nate Eaton, and a three-run home run from Bobby Witt Jr., who now finds himself comfortably within the 20-20 club.  That's 20 stolen bases and 20 home runs on the season, and get this... it doesn't look like it was that hard for him to do.  Today I'm gonna talk about BWJ at length and what his season has been like (and what it could have been like) for the Royals.</p><p>New episodes every Monday, Wednesday and Friday!</p><p>Twitter: @royaldeluxpod<br>E-mail: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.com<br>Shout out to r/KCRoyals</p>
<p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>2927</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Keeping Up With The Royals - Royal de Lux #54</title>
      <link>https://royal-de-lux.simplecast.com/episodes/keeping-up-with-the-royals-royal-de-lux-54-IZaFd8n8</link>
      <description>I AWAKEN FROM MY SLUMBER.  After a hiatus that went three times longer than expected, your local basement-dwelling weirdo is back to talk about baseball.  I'm sorry that you have to listen to me again, how will you ever recover?
Unfortunately it's not entirely good news as catching up with the Royals will reveal some unfortunate things with this team, such as uncertain futures with several key players that we once had high expectations for.  But maybe this will lead to new beginnings?
New episodes every Monday, Wednesday and Friday!
Twitter: @royaldeluxpodE-mail: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.comShout out to r/KCRoyals

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 02 Sep 2022 17:27:06 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>Keeping Up With The Royals - Royal de Lux #54</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:episode>54</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Lux</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle></itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>I AWAKEN FROM MY SLUMBER.  After a hiatus that went three times longer than expected, your local basement-dwelling weirdo is back to talk about baseball.  I'm sorry that you have to listen to me again, how will you ever recover?
Unfortunately it's not entirely good news as catching up with the Royals will reveal some unfortunate things with this team, such as uncertain futures with several key players that we once had high expectations for.  But maybe this will lead to new beginnings?
New episodes every Monday, Wednesday and Friday!
Twitter: @royaldeluxpodE-mail: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.comShout out to r/KCRoyals

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>I AWAKEN FROM MY SLUMBER.  After a hiatus that went three times longer than expected, your local basement-dwelling weirdo is back to talk about baseball.  I'm sorry that you have to listen to me again, how will you ever recover?</p><p>Unfortunately it's not entirely good news as catching up with the Royals will reveal some unfortunate things with this team, such as uncertain futures with several key players that we once had high expectations for.  But maybe this will lead to new beginnings?</p><p>New episodes every Monday, Wednesday and Friday!</p><p>Twitter: @royaldeluxpod<br>E-mail: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.com<br>Shout out to r/KCRoyals</p>
<p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>4433</itunes:duration>
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      <title>Nothing to lose - Royal de Lux #53</title>
      <link>https://royal-de-lux.simplecast.com/episodes/nothing-to-lose-royal-de-lux-53-X4devYZv</link>
      <description>The Kansas City Royals finish up their four-game series with the Chicago White Sox by bullying their bullpen repeatedly to win three out of four.  The Royals are now 6-2 on the longest homestand of the season, which means there's nothing the Dodgers can do to hurt us.  You know, the Los Angeles Dodgers.  The, uh, winningest team in baseball history, apparently.  Like I care!!!!!!!!!!!
New episodes every Monday, Wednesday and Friday!
Twitter: @royaldeluxpodE-mail: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.comShout out to r/KCRoyals

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 12 Aug 2022 12:08:38 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>Nothing to lose - Royal de Lux #53</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:episode>53</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Lux</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle></itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>The Kansas City Royals finish up their four-game series with the Chicago White Sox by bullying their bullpen repeatedly to win three out of four.  The Royals are now 6-2 on the longest homestand of the season, which means there's nothing the Dodgers can do to hurt us.  You know, the Los Angeles Dodgers.  The, uh, winningest team in baseball history, apparently.  Like I care!!!!!!!!!!!
New episodes every Monday, Wednesday and Friday!
Twitter: @royaldeluxpodE-mail: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.comShout out to r/KCRoyals

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>The Kansas City Royals finish up their four-game series with the Chicago White Sox by bullying their bullpen repeatedly to win three out of four.  The Royals are now 6-2 on the longest homestand of the season, which means there's nothing the Dodgers can do to hurt us.  You know, the Los Angeles Dodgers.  The, uh, winningest team in baseball history, apparently.  Like I care!!!!!!!!!!!</p><p>New episodes every Monday, Wednesday and Friday!</p><p>Twitter: @royaldeluxpod<br>E-mail: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.com<br>Shout out to r/KCRoyals</p>
<p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <itunes:duration>2588</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Brady Singer Owns The White Sox - Royal de Lux #52</title>
      <link>https://royal-de-lux.simplecast.com/episodes/brady-singer-owns-the-white-sox-royal-de-lux-52-Vi9wItaC</link>
      <description>The Royals had a lengthy day full of mostly fun baseball, as they played two games against the Chicago White Sox.  Brady Singer was absolutely dominant, a thing that is becoming increasingly common for him, and Vinnie Pasquantino homered in BOTH games!  Not much to complain about today, so I have some extra time to shout out the Quad Cities River Bandits with their huge W in the Minor League Field of Dreams game yesterday.  How cool is that?!
New episodes every Monday, Wednesday and Friday!
Twitter: @royaldeluxpodE-mail: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.comShout out to r/KCRoyals

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 10 Aug 2022 12:24:43 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>Brady Singer Owns The White Sox - Royal de Lux #52</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:episode>52</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Lux</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle></itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>The Royals had a lengthy day full of mostly fun baseball, as they played two games against the Chicago White Sox.  Brady Singer was absolutely dominant, a thing that is becoming increasingly common for him, and Vinnie Pasquantino homered in BOTH games!  Not much to complain about today, so I have some extra time to shout out the Quad Cities River Bandits with their huge W in the Minor League Field of Dreams game yesterday.  How cool is that?!
New episodes every Monday, Wednesday and Friday!
Twitter: @royaldeluxpodE-mail: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.comShout out to r/KCRoyals

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>The Royals had a lengthy day full of mostly fun baseball, as they played two games against the Chicago White Sox.  Brady Singer was absolutely dominant, a thing that is becoming increasingly common for him, and Vinnie Pasquantino homered in BOTH games!  Not much to complain about today, so I have some extra time to shout out the Quad Cities River Bandits with their huge W in the Minor League Field of Dreams game yesterday.  How cool is that?!</p><p>New episodes every Monday, Wednesday and Friday!</p><p>Twitter: @royaldeluxpod<br>E-mail: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.com<br>Shout out to r/KCRoyals</p>
<p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <itunes:duration>2072</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Nick Pratto! Royals! Those silly gooses! (with Jacob Milham of Royals Rundown) - Royal de Lux #51</title>
      <link>https://royal-de-lux.simplecast.com/episodes/nick-pratto-royals-those-silly-gooses-with-jacob-milham-of-royals-rundown-royal-de-lux-51-_MzFWOqP</link>
      <description>With all expectations and necessitations (a word I made up) out of the way, the Royals are finally letting the kids play.  And the result?  A 3-1 series win against the Boston Red Sox, and a much-energized Royals roster that is not only playing impressive baseball, but having a blast while doing so.  In this SPECIAL TOP 10 ANIME CROSSOVER episode, Jacob and I talk about one of the most fun Royals weekends in recent years, ask questions about the future of MJ Melendez, Brad Keller and Michael A. Taylor with the team, and bring up the possibility of a move out of Kauffman.
With Royals Rundown!https://anchor.fm/royals-rundown/https://twitter.com/JMilTheHamhttps://www.si.com/mlb/royals/
New episodes every Monday, Wednesday and Friday!
Twitter: @royaldeluxpodE-mail: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.comShout out to r/KCRoyals

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 08 Aug 2022 11:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>Nick Pratto! Royals! Those silly gooses! (with Jacob Milham of Royals Rundown) - Royal de Lux #51</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:episode>51</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Lux</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle></itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>With all expectations and necessitations (a word I made up) out of the way, the Royals are finally letting the kids play.  And the result?  A 3-1 series win against the Boston Red Sox, and a much-energized Royals roster that is not only playing impressive baseball, but having a blast while doing so.  In this SPECIAL TOP 10 ANIME CROSSOVER episode, Jacob and I talk about one of the most fun Royals weekends in recent years, ask questions about the future of MJ Melendez, Brad Keller and Michael A. Taylor with the team, and bring up the possibility of a move out of Kauffman.
With Royals Rundown!https://anchor.fm/royals-rundown/https://twitter.com/JMilTheHamhttps://www.si.com/mlb/royals/
New episodes every Monday, Wednesday and Friday!
Twitter: @royaldeluxpodE-mail: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.comShout out to r/KCRoyals

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>With all expectations and necessitations (a word I made up) out of the way, the Royals are finally letting the kids play.  And the result?  A 3-1 series win against the Boston Red Sox, and a much-energized Royals roster that is not only playing impressive baseball, but having a blast while doing so.  In this SPECIAL TOP 10 ANIME CROSSOVER episode, Jacob and I talk about one of the most fun Royals weekends in recent years, ask questions about the future of MJ Melendez, Brad Keller and Michael A. Taylor with the team, and bring up the possibility of a move out of Kauffman.</p><p>With Royals Rundown!<br>https://anchor.fm/royals-rundown/<br>https://twitter.com/JMilTheHam<br>https://www.si.com/mlb/royals/</p><p>New episodes every Monday, Wednesday and Friday!</p><p>Twitter: @royaldeluxpod<br>E-mail: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.com<br>Shout out to r/KCRoyals</p>
<p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>2338</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Bats come to life in Eric Hosmer's KC reunion - Royal de Lux #50</title>
      <link>https://royal-de-lux.simplecast.com/episodes/bats-come-to-life-in-eric-hosmers-kc-reunion-royal-de-lux-50-_BCo50Ar</link>
      <description>Through one of the most bizarre chain reactions in baseball, Eric Hosmer is back in KC after five years!  Yep, since becoming a free agent after 2017, Hos has never stepped into Kauffman Stadium again until now.  KC fans gave him a warm welcome,  which he fully deserves, and that was only some of the good that happened in that game.  After a few slow games, the Royals bats came to life to defeat the Boston Red Sox 7-3, also thanks to some decent pitching by Kris Bubic.
New episodes every Monday, Wednesday and Friday!
Twitter: @royaldeluxpodE-mail: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.comShout out to r/KCRoyals

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 05 Aug 2022 13:29:07 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>Bats come to life in Eric Hosmer's KC reunion - Royal de Lux #50</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:episode>50</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Lux</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle></itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Through one of the most bizarre chain reactions in baseball, Eric Hosmer is back in KC after five years!  Yep, since becoming a free agent after 2017, Hos has never stepped into Kauffman Stadium again until now.  KC fans gave him a warm welcome,  which he fully deserves, and that was only some of the good that happened in that game.  After a few slow games, the Royals bats came to life to defeat the Boston Red Sox 7-3, also thanks to some decent pitching by Kris Bubic.
New episodes every Monday, Wednesday and Friday!
Twitter: @royaldeluxpodE-mail: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.comShout out to r/KCRoyals

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>Through one of the most bizarre chain reactions in baseball, Eric Hosmer is back in KC after five years!  Yep, since becoming a free agent after 2017, Hos has never stepped into Kauffman Stadium again until now.  KC fans gave him a warm welcome,  which he fully deserves, and that was only some of the good that happened in that game.  After a few slow games, the Royals bats came to life to defeat the Boston Red Sox 7-3, also thanks to some decent pitching by Kris Bubic.</p><p>New episodes every Monday, Wednesday and Friday!</p><p>Twitter: @royaldeluxpod<br>E-mail: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.com<br>Shout out to r/KCRoyals</p>
<p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <itunes:duration>2406</itunes:duration>
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      <title>Whit's End - Royal de Lux #49</title>
      <link>https://royal-de-lux.simplecast.com/episodes/whits-end-royal-de-lux-49-mzcBY_f6</link>
      <description>I'm sure no one else is going to use this title for their own articles, podcasts, videos or whatever!  Very original!  Only the best here at Royal de Lux.  Anyway, Royals made some trades, which is somewhat hard to believe.  But then you realize it's only the trades they were more-or-less forced to make, in other words they got rid of the guys that were pretty much one foot out the door, and held on to the actually valuable pieces that would've fetched a good return.  Royals!
New episodes every Monday, Wednesday and Friday!
Twitter: @royaldeluxpodE-mail: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.comShout out to r/KCRoyals

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      <pubDate>Wed, 03 Aug 2022 16:21:30 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>Whit's End - Royal de Lux #49</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:episode>49</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Lux</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle></itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>I'm sure no one else is going to use this title for their own articles, podcasts, videos or whatever!  Very original!  Only the best here at Royal de Lux.  Anyway, Royals made some trades, which is somewhat hard to believe.  But then you realize it's only the trades they were more-or-less forced to make, in other words they got rid of the guys that were pretty much one foot out the door, and held on to the actually valuable pieces that would've fetched a good return.  Royals!
New episodes every Monday, Wednesday and Friday!
Twitter: @royaldeluxpodE-mail: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.comShout out to r/KCRoyals

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        <![CDATA[<p>I'm sure no one else is going to use this title for their own articles, podcasts, videos or whatever!  Very original!  Only the best here at Royal de Lux.  Anyway, Royals made some trades, which is somewhat hard to believe.  But then you realize it's only the trades they were more-or-less forced to make, in other words they got rid of the guys that were pretty much one foot out the door, and held on to the actually valuable pieces that would've fetched a good return.  Royals!</p><p>New episodes every Monday, Wednesday and Friday!</p><p>Twitter: @royaldeluxpod<br>E-mail: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.com<br>Shout out to r/KCRoyals</p>
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      <itunes:duration>2702</itunes:duration>
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      <title>Beni and the Yanks - Royal de Lux #48</title>
      <link>https://royal-de-lux.simplecast.com/episodes/beni-and-the-yanks-royal-de-lux-48-MJxKIxGG</link>
      <description>Andrew Benintendi was traded to the New York Yankees just as the Royals play a four-game series against them--a series that continues a long scoreless stretch from KC.  As I talk about the trade, I also express a fear that Brady Singer might not like us so much.  I mean, could you blame him?
New episodes every Monday, Wednesday and Friday!
Twitter: @royaldeluxpodE-mail: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.comShout out to r/KCRoyals

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      <pubDate>Fri, 29 Jul 2022 14:30:16 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>Beni and the Yanks - Royal de Lux #48</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:episode>48</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Lux</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle></itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Andrew Benintendi was traded to the New York Yankees just as the Royals play a four-game series against them--a series that continues a long scoreless stretch from KC.  As I talk about the trade, I also express a fear that Brady Singer might not like us so much.  I mean, could you blame him?
New episodes every Monday, Wednesday and Friday!
Twitter: @royaldeluxpodE-mail: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.comShout out to r/KCRoyals

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      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>Andrew Benintendi was traded to the New York Yankees just as the Royals play a four-game series against them--a series that continues a long scoreless stretch from KC.  As I talk about the trade, I also express a fear that Brady Singer might not like us so much.  I mean, could you blame him?</p><p>New episodes every Monday, Wednesday and Friday!</p><p>Twitter: @royaldeluxpod<br>E-mail: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.com<br>Shout out to r/KCRoyals</p>
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      <itunes:duration>2288</itunes:duration>
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      <title>Second Half Expectations! (and more trade ideas) - Royal de Lux #47</title>
      <link>https://royal-de-lux.simplecast.com/episodes/second-half-expectations-and-more-trade-ideas-royal-de-lux-47-AwdMAuGw</link>
      <description>The Royals are going to begin the second half of the season tonight, so I talk about what I want to see from the team going forward.  This involves trading a few players and then trading a couple more, so we've gotta talk about that as well.  I mean, come on, when was the last time I was wrong about predicting trades with the Royals, huh?
New episodes every Monday, Wednesday and Friday!
Twitter: @royaldeluxpodE-mail: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.comShout out to r/KCRoyals

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      <pubDate>Fri, 22 Jul 2022 11:24:26 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>Second Half Expectations! (and more trade ideas) - Royal de Lux #47</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:episode>47</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Lux</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle></itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>The Royals are going to begin the second half of the season tonight, so I talk about what I want to see from the team going forward.  This involves trading a few players and then trading a couple more, so we've gotta talk about that as well.  I mean, come on, when was the last time I was wrong about predicting trades with the Royals, huh?
New episodes every Monday, Wednesday and Friday!
Twitter: @royaldeluxpodE-mail: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.comShout out to r/KCRoyals

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        <![CDATA[<p>The Royals are going to begin the second half of the season tonight, so I talk about what I want to see from the team going forward.  This involves trading a few players and then trading a couple more, so we've gotta talk about that as well.  I mean, come on, when was the last time I was wrong about predicting trades with the Royals, huh?</p><p>New episodes every Monday, Wednesday and Friday!</p><p>Twitter: @royaldeluxpod<br>E-mail: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.com<br>Shout out to r/KCRoyals</p>
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      <itunes:duration>1584</itunes:duration>
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      <title>Revisting my (very stupid) pre-season predictions - Royal de Lux #46</title>
      <link>https://royal-de-lux.simplecast.com/episodes/revisting-my-very-stupid-pre-season-predictions-royal-de-lux-46-VDS_9X9p</link>
      <description>Back at the beginning of the season, I predicted what every team's win-loss record would be, who would make the playoffs and win the World Series, and who would win the big awards of the sport.  Now that we're about halfway through the season, let's see how they've held up!  Or haven't...............
New episodes every Monday, Wednesday and Friday!
Twitter: @royaldeluxpodE-mail: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.comShout out to r/KCRoyals

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      <pubDate>Wed, 20 Jul 2022 14:17:25 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>Revisting my (very stupid) pre-season predictions - Royal de Lux #46</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:episode>46</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Lux</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle></itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Back at the beginning of the season, I predicted what every team's win-loss record would be, who would make the playoffs and win the World Series, and who would win the big awards of the sport.  Now that we're about halfway through the season, let's see how they've held up!  Or haven't...............
New episodes every Monday, Wednesday and Friday!
Twitter: @royaldeluxpodE-mail: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.comShout out to r/KCRoyals

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      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>Back at the beginning of the season, I predicted what every team's win-loss record would be, who would make the playoffs and win the World Series, and who would win the big awards of the sport.  Now that we're about halfway through the season, let's see how they've held up!  Or haven't...............</p><p>New episodes every Monday, Wednesday and Friday!</p><p>Twitter: @royaldeluxpod<br>E-mail: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.com<br>Shout out to r/KCRoyals</p>
<p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>3723</itunes:duration>
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      <title>A New Hope - Royal de Lux #45</title>
      <link>https://royal-de-lux.simplecast.com/episodes/a-new-hope-royal-de-lux-45-GyTUjoU2</link>
      <description>After one of the darkest days in Royals history came one of the brightest.  A truck full of rookies stormed into Toronto and beat the Blue Jays 3-1.  Who woulda thunk, huh?  It turns out when you give a bunch of people everything to prove and nothing to lose, they do some really amazing things.  Now, the Royals went winless for the following three games, but that's not the point.  We now have something to look forward to, a clear vision of what needs to happen with this team.
Along with the weekend recap, the Royals drafted two players on the first day of the MLB Draft.  They're some interesting guys that are worth talking about, so why don't we do just that?
New episodes every Monday, Wednesday and Friday!
Twitter: @royaldeluxpodE-mail: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.comShout out to r/KCRoyals

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      <pubDate>Mon, 18 Jul 2022 10:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>A New Hope - Royal de Lux #45</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:episode>45</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Lux</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>The Kansas City Royals played four games against the Toronto Blue Jays from June 14 - 17.  They won one out of four games, bringing their overall record to 36-56.  On Sunday, the Royals drafted Gavin Cross with the 9th overall pick in the MLB Draft, as well as Cayden Wallace with the 49th pick.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>After one of the darkest days in Royals history came one of the brightest.  A truck full of rookies stormed into Toronto and beat the Blue Jays 3-1.  Who woulda thunk, huh?  It turns out when you give a bunch of people everything to prove and nothing to lose, they do some really amazing things.  Now, the Royals went winless for the following three games, but that's not the point.  We now have something to look forward to, a clear vision of what needs to happen with this team.
Along with the weekend recap, the Royals drafted two players on the first day of the MLB Draft.  They're some interesting guys that are worth talking about, so why don't we do just that?
New episodes every Monday, Wednesday and Friday!
Twitter: @royaldeluxpodE-mail: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.comShout out to r/KCRoyals

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        <![CDATA[<p>After one of the darkest days in Royals history came one of the brightest.  A truck full of rookies stormed into Toronto and beat the Blue Jays 3-1.  Who woulda thunk, huh?  It turns out when you give a bunch of people everything to prove and nothing to lose, they do some really amazing things.  Now, the Royals went winless for the following three games, but that's not the point.  We now have something to look forward to, a clear vision of what needs to happen with this team.</p><p>Along with the weekend recap, the Royals drafted two players on the first day of the MLB Draft.  They're some interesting guys that are worth talking about, so why don't we do just that?</p><p>New episodes every Monday, Wednesday and Friday!</p><p>Twitter: @royaldeluxpod<br>E-mail: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.com<br>Shout out to r/KCRoyals</p>
<p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>2754</itunes:duration>
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      <title>A sad, disappointing, sorry state of affairs.</title>
      <link>https://royal-de-lux.simplecast.com/episodes/a-sad-disappointing-sorry-state-of-affairs-XeQtKmWU</link>
      <description>Whit Merrifield, Andrew Benintendi, Hunter Dozier, Cam Gallagher, MJ Melendez, Brady Singer, Brad Keller, Kyle Isbel, Michael A. Taylor and Dylan Coleman.
The Royals have 10 players who are willingly absent from the upcoming four games in Toronto.  You can have your opinion on what people can or should do I guess, but the point is, we've lost almost half of our roster and that's a problem.
IDK what else to put in the description.  I'm just not in the mood anymore.
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      <pubDate>Thu, 14 Jul 2022 10:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>A sad, disappointing, sorry state of affairs.</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:episode>44</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Lux</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle></itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Whit Merrifield, Andrew Benintendi, Hunter Dozier, Cam Gallagher, MJ Melendez, Brady Singer, Brad Keller, Kyle Isbel, Michael A. Taylor and Dylan Coleman.
The Royals have 10 players who are willingly absent from the upcoming four games in Toronto.  You can have your opinion on what people can or should do I guess, but the point is, we've lost almost half of our roster and that's a problem.
IDK what else to put in the description.  I'm just not in the mood anymore.
@royaldeluxpod
royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.com

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        <![CDATA[<p>Whit Merrifield, Andrew Benintendi, Hunter Dozier, Cam Gallagher, MJ Melendez, Brady Singer, Brad Keller, Kyle Isbel, Michael A. Taylor and Dylan Coleman.</p><p>The Royals have 10 players who are willingly absent from the upcoming four games in Toronto.  You can have your opinion on what people can or should do I guess, but the point is, we've lost almost half of our roster and that's a problem.</p><p>IDK what else to put in the description.  I'm just not in the mood anymore.</p><p>@royaldeluxpod</p><p>royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.com</p>
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      <itunes:duration>1433</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>OK, let's trade Andrew Benintendi to the Yankees... - Royal de Lux #43</title>
      <link>https://royal-de-lux.simplecast.com/episodes/ok-lets-trade-andrew-benintendi-to-the-yankees-royal-de-lux-43-vOCzS4hL</link>
      <description>There's a lot of talk of the New York Yankees valuing Royals left fielder Andrew Benintendi as their most-wanted player at the trade deadline.  They may also want Michael A. Taylor as well!  So, with that in mind, we should look at some Yankees prospects and see who might fit the Royals in a potential trade.
New episodes every Monday, Wednesday and Friday!
Twitter: @royaldeluxpodE-mail: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.comShout out to r/KCRoyals

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      <pubDate>Wed, 13 Jul 2022 12:26:18 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>OK, let's trade Andrew Benintendi to the Yankees... - Royal de Lux #43</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:episode>43</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Lux</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle></itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>There's a lot of talk of the New York Yankees valuing Royals left fielder Andrew Benintendi as their most-wanted player at the trade deadline.  They may also want Michael A. Taylor as well!  So, with that in mind, we should look at some Yankees prospects and see who might fit the Royals in a potential trade.
New episodes every Monday, Wednesday and Friday!
Twitter: @royaldeluxpodE-mail: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.comShout out to r/KCRoyals

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        <![CDATA[<p>There's a lot of talk of the New York Yankees valuing Royals left fielder Andrew Benintendi as their most-wanted player at the trade deadline.  They may also want Michael A. Taylor as well!  So, with that in mind, we should look at some Yankees prospects and see who might fit the Royals in a potential trade.</p><p>New episodes every Monday, Wednesday and Friday!</p><p>Twitter: @royaldeluxpod<br>E-mail: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.com<br>Shout out to r/KCRoyals</p>
<p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>2221</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>The weirdest trade EVER?! - Royal de Lux #42</title>
      <link>https://royal-de-lux.simplecast.com/episodes/the-weirdest-trade-ever-royal-de-lux-42-CFE_z1Yl</link>
      <description>The Royals made one of the strangest trades we've ever seen!  Not only is it not something we could have expected, but it brought back some really interesting players that have a chance of impacting the Royals greatly down the line!  It's Tuesday, but I had to do an emergency podcast to talk about this because it's really big news, and I'm excited!  This is what we want!! . . . It is what we wanted them to do, right?
New episodes every Monday, Wednesday and Friday!
Twitter: @royaldeluxpodE-mail: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.comShout out to r/KCRoyals

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      <pubDate>Tue, 12 Jul 2022 18:15:06 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>The weirdest trade EVER?! - Royal de Lux #42</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:episode>42</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Lux</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>The Kansas City Royals traded the 35th overall pick in the upcoming MLB draft to the Atlanta Braves.  In return, they got former top prospect CF Drew Waters, RHP Andrew Hoffmann, and 3B CJ Alexander.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>The Royals made one of the strangest trades we've ever seen!  Not only is it not something we could have expected, but it brought back some really interesting players that have a chance of impacting the Royals greatly down the line!  It's Tuesday, but I had to do an emergency podcast to talk about this because it's really big news, and I'm excited!  This is what we want!! . . . It is what we wanted them to do, right?
New episodes every Monday, Wednesday and Friday!
Twitter: @royaldeluxpodE-mail: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.comShout out to r/KCRoyals

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      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>The Royals made one of the strangest trades we've ever seen!  Not only is it not something we could have expected, but it brought back some really interesting players that have a chance of impacting the Royals greatly down the line!  It's Tuesday, but I had to do an emergency podcast to talk about this because it's really big news, and I'm excited!  This is what we want!! . . . It is what we wanted them to do, right?</p><p>New episodes every Monday, Wednesday and Friday!</p><p>Twitter: @royaldeluxpod<br>E-mail: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.com<br>Shout out to r/KCRoyals</p>
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      </content:encoded>
      <itunes:duration>2082</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Do we even have any All-Stars? - Royal de Lux #41</title>
      <link>https://royal-de-lux.simplecast.com/episodes/do-we-even-have-any-all-stars-royal-de-lux-41-bwsWyn8k</link>
      <description>While discussing the latest Royals games against the Astros, I talk about Andrew Benintendi's trade value, which only seems to be getting higher as the season goes on.  As one of the top targets in baseball, it makes me wonder if he could be gone before we even get to the All-Star Break.  And if so, who goes in his stead?  Does anyone really deserve to?
New episodes every Monday, Wednesday and Friday!
Twitter: @royaldeluxpodE-mail: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.comShout out to r/KCRoyals

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      <pubDate>Fri, 08 Jul 2022 11:44:14 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>Do we even have any All-Stars? - Royal de Lux #41</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:episode>41</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Lux</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>The Kansas City Royals played the Houston Astros from July 6 - 7, winning 7-4 and losing 2-5.  Andrew Benintendi has been on base twice for ten games in a row.  The Royals are 30-51 on the season so far.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>While discussing the latest Royals games against the Astros, I talk about Andrew Benintendi's trade value, which only seems to be getting higher as the season goes on.  As one of the top targets in baseball, it makes me wonder if he could be gone before we even get to the All-Star Break.  And if so, who goes in his stead?  Does anyone really deserve to?
New episodes every Monday, Wednesday and Friday!
Twitter: @royaldeluxpodE-mail: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.comShout out to r/KCRoyals

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        <![CDATA[<p>While discussing the latest Royals games against the Astros, I talk about Andrew Benintendi's trade value, which only seems to be getting higher as the season goes on.  As one of the top targets in baseball, it makes me wonder if he could be gone before we even get to the All-Star Break.  And if so, who goes in his stead?  Does anyone really deserve to?</p><p>New episodes every Monday, Wednesday and Friday!</p><p>Twitter: @royaldeluxpod<br>E-mail: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.com<br>Shout out to r/KCRoyals</p>
<p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>1902</itunes:duration>
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      <title>This team is kinda OK, all things considered? - Royal de Lux #40</title>
      <link>https://royal-de-lux.simplecast.com/episodes/this-team-is-kinda-ok-all-things-considered-royal-de-lux-40-9j3Pl8e0</link>
      <description>The Royals have had a few interesting games lately, some of which they've even won!  The bats are getting scary while the pitching still shows occasional flashes of brilliance even against super good teams, but some things still hold them back.  I rant about Amir Garrett in this episode a little bit.
New episodes every Monday, Wednesday and Friday!
Twitter: @royaldeluxpodE-mail: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.comShout out to r/KCRoyals

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      <pubDate>Wed, 06 Jul 2022 13:51:46 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>This team is kinda OK, all things considered? - Royal de Lux #40</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:episode>40</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Lux</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle></itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>The Royals have had a few interesting games lately, some of which they've even won!  The bats are getting scary while the pitching still shows occasional flashes of brilliance even against super good teams, but some things still hold them back.  I rant about Amir Garrett in this episode a little bit.
New episodes every Monday, Wednesday and Friday!
Twitter: @royaldeluxpodE-mail: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.comShout out to r/KCRoyals

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      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>The Royals have had a few interesting games lately, some of which they've even won!  The bats are getting scary while the pitching still shows occasional flashes of brilliance even against super good teams, but some things still hold them back.  I rant about Amir Garrett in this episode a little bit.</p><p>New episodes every Monday, Wednesday and Friday!</p><p>Twitter: @royaldeluxpod<br>E-mail: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.com<br>Shout out to r/KCRoyals</p>
<p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <itunes:duration>1972</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>What will become of Zack Greinke? - Royal de Lux #39</title>
      <link>https://royal-de-lux.simplecast.com/episodes/what-will-become-of-zack-greinke-royal-de-lux-39-zxqP_9fg</link>
      <description>Zack Greinke is one of the most storied pitchers in baseball.  He is within the final years of a Hall of Fame career.  The question is, will this be his last year?  Does he get traded?  What happens at the end of 2022?  Are we even supposed to know?  I ask ponder such things about Greinke in today's episode, because I just like the guy.
New episodes every Monday, Wednesday and Friday!
Twitter: @royaldeluxpodE-mail: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.comShout out to r/KCRoyals

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      <pubDate>Fri, 01 Jul 2022 10:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>What will become of Zack Greinke? - Royal de Lux #39</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:episode>39</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Lux</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>The Kansas City Royals played the Texas Rangers on June 29, winning 2-1.  Zack Greinke made his 500th career start and won the game after pitching six innings.  Kyle Isbel hit his second home run of the season.  Vinnie Pasquantino walked twice.  The Royals are 27-47 on the season so far.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Zack Greinke is one of the most storied pitchers in baseball.  He is within the final years of a Hall of Fame career.  The question is, will this be his last year?  Does he get traded?  What happens at the end of 2022?  Are we even supposed to know?  I ask ponder such things about Greinke in today's episode, because I just like the guy.
New episodes every Monday, Wednesday and Friday!
Twitter: @royaldeluxpodE-mail: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.comShout out to r/KCRoyals

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Zack Greinke is one of the most storied pitchers in baseball.  He is within the final years of a Hall of Fame career.  The question is, will this be his last year?  Does he get traded?  What happens at the end of 2022?  Are we even supposed to know?  I ask ponder such things about Greinke in today's episode, because I just like the guy.</p><p>New episodes every Monday, Wednesday and Friday!</p><p>Twitter: @royaldeluxpod<br>E-mail: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.com<br>Shout out to r/KCRoyals</p>
<p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>1292</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>THEY DID IT!!! (episode 2) - Royal de Lux #38</title>
      <link>https://royal-de-lux.simplecast.com/episodes/they-did-it-episode-2-royal-de-lux-38-ikWiEjzY</link>
      <description>The Royals did a couple of things that have been demanded for weeks and months.  Carlos Santana was traded to some team for no one cares, and Vinnie Pasquantino is FINALLY IN THE MLB!!  HE IS HERE!!!  Also the Royals lost but no one cares VINNIE IS HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Other things to talk about are other potential trade candidates from the Royals, as well as recent struggles with Kyle Isbel and Nicky Lopez.
New episodes every Monday, Wednesday and Friday!
Twitter: @royaldeluxpodE-mail: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.comShout out to r/KCRoyals

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      <pubDate>Wed, 29 Jun 2022 12:18:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>THEY DID IT!!! (episode 2) - Royal de Lux #38</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:episode>38</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Lux</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>The Royals traded Carlos Santana to the Seattle Mariners for two pitchers, Wyatt Mills and William Fleming.  In response, top prospect Vinnie Pasquantino was called up to Kansas City to make his big league debut.  The Royals lost to the Rangers 3-8 and are now 26-47 on the season.  </itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>The Royals did a couple of things that have been demanded for weeks and months.  Carlos Santana was traded to some team for no one cares, and Vinnie Pasquantino is FINALLY IN THE MLB!!  HE IS HERE!!!  Also the Royals lost but no one cares VINNIE IS HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Other things to talk about are other potential trade candidates from the Royals, as well as recent struggles with Kyle Isbel and Nicky Lopez.
New episodes every Monday, Wednesday and Friday!
Twitter: @royaldeluxpodE-mail: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.comShout out to r/KCRoyals

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        <![CDATA[<p>The Royals did a couple of things that have been demanded for weeks and months.  Carlos Santana was traded to some team for no one cares, and Vinnie Pasquantino is FINALLY IN THE MLB!!  HE IS HERE!!!  Also the Royals lost but no one cares VINNIE IS HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!</p><p>Other things to talk about are other potential trade candidates from the Royals, as well as recent struggles with Kyle Isbel and Nicky Lopez.</p><p>New episodes every Monday, Wednesday and Friday!</p><p>Twitter: @royaldeluxpod<br>E-mail: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.com<br>Shout out to r/KCRoyals</p>
<p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>1778</itunes:duration>
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      <title>Six **BOLD** trades the Royals should make NOW!!! (but probably won't lol) - Royal de Lux #37</title>
      <link>https://royal-de-lux.simplecast.com/episodes/six-bold-trades-the-royals-should-make-now-but-probably-wont-lol-royal-de-lux-37-y_Wi08rD</link>
      <description>The Royals aren't winning a lot of baseball games with Whit Merrifield, Andrew Benintendi, Michael A Taylor, Hunter Dozier, Cam Gallagher, Josh Staumont and Scott Barlow.  But I think these guys can fetch a pretty prospect (or player?) at the trade deadline.  What can I do to get the best possible return?  In this episode, I speculate these trades, maybe reach a little bit...
New episodes every Monday, Wednesday and Friday!
Twitter: @royaldeluxpodE-mail: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.comShout out to r/KCRoyals

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      <pubDate>Fri, 17 Jun 2022 10:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>Six **BOLD** trades the Royals should make NOW!!! (but probably won't lol) - Royal de Lux #37</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:episode>37</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Lux</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>The Kansas City Royals played the San Fransisco Giants on June 15, winning 3-2.  Jonathan Heasley pitched four innings and gave up two runs.  Jose Cuas got his first Major League win.  Two runs were scored on a fielding error by the Giants.  Scott Barlow recorded a five-out save.  The Royals are 21-41 on the season so far.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>The Royals aren't winning a lot of baseball games with Whit Merrifield, Andrew Benintendi, Michael A Taylor, Hunter Dozier, Cam Gallagher, Josh Staumont and Scott Barlow.  But I think these guys can fetch a pretty prospect (or player?) at the trade deadline.  What can I do to get the best possible return?  In this episode, I speculate these trades, maybe reach a little bit...
New episodes every Monday, Wednesday and Friday!
Twitter: @royaldeluxpodE-mail: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.comShout out to r/KCRoyals

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>The Royals aren't winning a lot of baseball games with Whit Merrifield, Andrew Benintendi, Michael A Taylor, Hunter Dozier, Cam Gallagher, Josh Staumont and Scott Barlow.  But I think these guys can fetch a pretty prospect (or player?) at the trade deadline.  What can I do to get the best possible return?  In this episode, I speculate these trades, maybe reach a little bit...</p><p>New episodes every Monday, Wednesday and Friday!</p><p>Twitter: @royaldeluxpod<br>E-mail: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.com<br>Shout out to r/KCRoyals</p>
<p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>3330</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>When Nicky Lopez becomes Ryan O'Hearn - Royal de Lux #36</title>
      <link>https://royal-de-lux.simplecast.com/episodes/when-nicky-lopez-becomes-ryan-ohearn-royal-de-lux-36-6Lpw2pqC</link>
      <description>As usual, things haven't gone well for the Kansas City Royals.  In this episode, I talk about someone who became a fan-favorite but has fallen onto a dark path we've all seen before.  Hopefully it doesn't continue this way, but if it does....
New episodes every Monday, Wednesday and Friday!
Twitter: @royaldeluxpodE-mail: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.comShout out to r/KCRoyals

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      <pubDate>Wed, 15 Jun 2022 11:16:28 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>When Nicky Lopez becomes Ryan O'Hearn - Royal de Lux #36</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:episode>36</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Lux</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>The Royals have played the Baltimore Orioles and the San Fransisco Giants from June 10 - 14, winning one of five games.  The Royals currently have a 4-game losing streak and are 20-41 on the season so far. </itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>As usual, things haven't gone well for the Kansas City Royals.  In this episode, I talk about someone who became a fan-favorite but has fallen onto a dark path we've all seen before.  Hopefully it doesn't continue this way, but if it does....
New episodes every Monday, Wednesday and Friday!
Twitter: @royaldeluxpodE-mail: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.comShout out to r/KCRoyals

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      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>As usual, things haven't gone well for the Kansas City Royals.  In this episode, I talk about someone who became a fan-favorite but has fallen onto a dark path we've all seen before.  Hopefully it doesn't continue this way, but if it does....</p><p>New episodes every Monday, Wednesday and Friday!</p><p>Twitter: @royaldeluxpod<br>E-mail: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.com<br>Shout out to r/KCRoyals</p>
<p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>1916</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>The curious cases of Arby's and Carlos Santana - Royal de Lux #35</title>
      <link>https://royal-de-lux.simplecast.com/episodes/the-curious-cases-of-arbys-and-carlos-santana-royal-de-lux-35-86mmep_J</link>
      <description>OK I promise I'm going somewhere with this.  There's a chicken sandwich at Arby's that has been a token of improvement in my life.  It's not an amazing sandwich and I'm not shilling for Arby's or anything.  That's just the way it is.  Since proclaiming my need to spend time away from the team, the Royals finally win baseball games, and their supposed least valuable player has started to show progress. Because -5 + 1 is progress, right?  That's what the Royals say, anyway.
New episodes every Monday, Wednesday and Friday!
Twitter: @royaldeluxpodE-mail: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.comShout out to r/KCRoyals

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      <pubDate>Fri, 10 Jun 2022 12:17:30 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>The curious cases of Arby's and Carlos Santana - Royal de Lux #35</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:episode>35</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Lux</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>The Royals played the Toronto Blue Jays on June 8, winning 8-4.  Carlos Santana got four hits and one walk.  The Royals then played the Baltimore Orioles on June 9, winning 7-5.  MJ Melendez drew two walks and hit a home run.  Bobby Witt Jr. had two multi-hit games in a row.  The team won back-to-back games for the first time in nearly a month.  The Royals are 19-37 on the season so far.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>OK I promise I'm going somewhere with this.  There's a chicken sandwich at Arby's that has been a token of improvement in my life.  It's not an amazing sandwich and I'm not shilling for Arby's or anything.  That's just the way it is.  Since proclaiming my need to spend time away from the team, the Royals finally win baseball games, and their supposed least valuable player has started to show progress. Because -5 + 1 is progress, right?  That's what the Royals say, anyway.
New episodes every Monday, Wednesday and Friday!
Twitter: @royaldeluxpodE-mail: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.comShout out to r/KCRoyals

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>OK I promise I'm going somewhere with this.  There's a chicken sandwich at Arby's that has been a token of improvement in my life.  It's not an amazing sandwich and I'm not shilling for Arby's or anything.  That's just the way it is.  Since proclaiming my need to spend time away from the team, the Royals finally win baseball games, and their supposed least valuable player has started to show progress. Because -5 + 1 is progress, right?  That's what the Royals say, anyway.</p><p>New episodes every Monday, Wednesday and Friday!</p><p>Twitter: @royaldeluxpod<br>E-mail: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.com<br>Shout out to r/KCRoyals</p>
<p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <itunes:duration>1931</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Take care of yourself. - Royal de Lux #34</title>
      <link>https://royal-de-lux.simplecast.com/episodes/take-care-of-yourself-royal-de-lux-34-11fkUnt_</link>
      <description>I want out.  The Royals aren't giving me what I want, so I'm done.  Now, whenever they play baseball, I'm going to do something good for myself.  This is now a self-help podcast, because there's nothing new to talk about with the Royals, and even if there is it certainly isn't any good news that would be fun to talk about.  Be the change you want to see.
New episodes every Monday, Wednesday and Friday!
Twitter: @royaldeluxpodE-mail: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.comShout out to r/KCRoyals

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      <pubDate>Wed, 08 Jun 2022 13:49:10 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>Take care of yourself. - Royal de Lux #34</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:episode>34</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Lux</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>The Royals played the Toronto Blue Jays from June 6 - 7, losing 0-8 on Monday and losing 0-7 on Tuesday.  The Royals have been shut out eight times this season, on pace for the most shutouts in 50 years.  Their run differential is the worst in baseball currently, and their starting rotation is the worst in history by several metrics.  The Royals are 17-37 on the season so far.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>I want out.  The Royals aren't giving me what I want, so I'm done.  Now, whenever they play baseball, I'm going to do something good for myself.  This is now a self-help podcast, because there's nothing new to talk about with the Royals, and even if there is it certainly isn't any good news that would be fun to talk about.  Be the change you want to see.
New episodes every Monday, Wednesday and Friday!
Twitter: @royaldeluxpodE-mail: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.comShout out to r/KCRoyals

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>I want out.  The Royals aren't giving me what I want, so I'm done.  Now, whenever they play baseball, I'm going to do something good for myself.  This is now a self-help podcast, because there's nothing new to talk about with the Royals, and even if there is it certainly isn't any good news that would be fun to talk about.  Be the change you want to see.</p><p>New episodes every Monday, Wednesday and Friday!</p><p>Twitter: @royaldeluxpod<br>E-mail: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.com<br>Shout out to r/KCRoyals</p>
<p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <itunes:duration>1725</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Getting ready for a Salvy Summer! - Royal de Lux #33</title>
      <link>https://royal-de-lux.simplecast.com/episodes/getting-ready-for-a-salvy-summer-royal-de-lux-33-rT_cZlRY</link>
      <description>The Royals had a pretty OK weekend with one good game, one bad game, and one OK game that reveals a couple of things, but nothing new.  Mostly, it just reminds everyone that Cal Eldred is not qualified to be a pitching coach at any level, as Kris Bubic takes lessons learned elsewhere to find success like Jakob Junis did.  Meanwhile, Salvador Perez begins heating up in what could be a fun summer for one of the most exciting hitters in baseball!
New episodes every Monday, Wednesday and Friday!
Twitter: @royaldeluxpodE-mail: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.comShout out to r/KCRoyals

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      <pubDate>Mon, 06 Jun 2022 13:21:31 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>Getting ready for a Salvy Summer! - Royal de Lux #33</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:episode>33</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Lux</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>The Royals played the Houston Astros from June 3 - 5, losing 3-10 on Friday, winning 6-0 on Saturday, and losing 4-7 on Sunday.  Kris Bubic and Jonathan Heasley combine for 11 innings and 3 runs on back-to-back days.  Salvador Perez hits two home runs with a .364 average over the weekend.  Michael A Taylor returns from the injured list, Kris Bubic returns from AAA and Albert Abreu was added to the Major League roster.  Dairon Blanco was designated for assignment while Foster Griffin and Ronald Bolanos were both optioned to AAA.  The Royals are 17-35 on the season so far.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>The Royals had a pretty OK weekend with one good game, one bad game, and one OK game that reveals a couple of things, but nothing new.  Mostly, it just reminds everyone that Cal Eldred is not qualified to be a pitching coach at any level, as Kris Bubic takes lessons learned elsewhere to find success like Jakob Junis did.  Meanwhile, Salvador Perez begins heating up in what could be a fun summer for one of the most exciting hitters in baseball!
New episodes every Monday, Wednesday and Friday!
Twitter: @royaldeluxpodE-mail: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.comShout out to r/KCRoyals

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>The Royals had a pretty OK weekend with one good game, one bad game, and one OK game that reveals a couple of things, but nothing new.  Mostly, it just reminds everyone that Cal Eldred is not qualified to be a pitching coach at any level, as Kris Bubic takes lessons learned elsewhere to find success like Jakob Junis did.  Meanwhile, Salvador Perez begins heating up in what could be a fun summer for one of the most exciting hitters in baseball!</p><p>New episodes every Monday, Wednesday and Friday!</p><p>Twitter: @royaldeluxpod<br>E-mail: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.com<br>Shout out to r/KCRoyals</p>
<p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <itunes:duration>2406</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Should they stay or should they go? - Royal de Lux #32</title>
      <link>https://royal-de-lux.simplecast.com/episodes/should-they-stay-or-should-they-go-royal-de-lux-32-RwFptL7T</link>
      <description>As I type this description, having the episode already completed and ready to go, I realize I could have done something goofy like make this episode into a Survivor parody or something.  Because what I'm doing here is evaluating the Royals' front office and management, looking at five guys individually and deciding whether or not they need to leave.  Because SOMETHING has to change in that way, or else the Royals might be a last-place team forever.
New episodes every Monday, Wednesday and Friday!
Twitter: @royaldeluxpodE-mail: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.comShout out to r/KCRoyals

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      <pubDate>Fri, 03 Jun 2022 10:00:33 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>Should they stay or should they go? - Royal de Lux #32</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:episode>32</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Lux</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>The Royals played against the Cleveland Guardians on June 1, losing 0-4.  The Cleveland pitching staff altogether struck out 15 Royals hitters.  Right-handed pitching prospect Yohanse Morel was traded to the Texas Rangers for RHP Albert Abreu, who was added to the 40-man roster.  A corresponding move has not been announced yet.  The Royals had an off day on Thursday and are now 16-33 on the season so far.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>As I type this description, having the episode already completed and ready to go, I realize I could have done something goofy like make this episode into a Survivor parody or something.  Because what I'm doing here is evaluating the Royals' front office and management, looking at five guys individually and deciding whether or not they need to leave.  Because SOMETHING has to change in that way, or else the Royals might be a last-place team forever.
New episodes every Monday, Wednesday and Friday!
Twitter: @royaldeluxpodE-mail: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.comShout out to r/KCRoyals

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>As I type this description, having the episode already completed and ready to go, I realize I could have done something goofy like make this episode into a Survivor parody or something.  Because what I'm doing here is evaluating the Royals' front office and management, looking at five guys individually and deciding whether or not they need to leave.  Because SOMETHING has to change in that way, or else the Royals might be a last-place team forever.</p><p>New episodes every Monday, Wednesday and Friday!</p><p>Twitter: @royaldeluxpod<br>E-mail: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.com<br>Shout out to r/KCRoyals</p>
<p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>1761</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>WE ARE NUMBER ONE! (AT THE BOTTOM LOL) - Royal de Lux #31</title>
      <link>https://royal-de-lux.simplecast.com/episodes/we-are-number-one-at-the-bottom-lol-royal-de-lux-31-8gySMuLc</link>
      <description>HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
It's not funny.
New episodes every Monday, Wednesday and Friday!
Twitter: @royaldeluxpodE-mail: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.comShout out to r/KCRoyals

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      <pubDate>Wed, 01 Jun 2022 12:09:46 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>WE ARE NUMBER ONE! (AT THE BOTTOM LOL) - Royal de Lux #31</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:episode>31</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Lux</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>The Royals played two games against the Cleveland Guardians from May 30 - 31, losing 3-7 on Monday, and losing 3-8 on Tuesday.  Zack Greinke, Gabe Speier and Matt Peacock were added to the injured list, which brought up Arodys Vizcaíno, Jose Cuas and Foster Griffin; Kyle Isbel returned from the injured list to take the place of Brewer Hicklen on the roster.  The Royals are now 16-32 on the season so far.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
It's not funny.
New episodes every Monday, Wednesday and Friday!
Twitter: @royaldeluxpodE-mail: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.comShout out to r/KCRoyals

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA</p><p>It's not funny.</p><p>New episodes every Monday, Wednesday and Friday!</p><p>Twitter: @royaldeluxpod<br>E-mail: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.com<br>Shout out to r/KCRoyals</p>
<p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <itunes:duration>1460</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>LET THE KIDS FAIL! - Royal de Lux #30</title>
      <link>https://royal-de-lux.simplecast.com/episodes/let-the-kids-fail-royal-de-lux-30-HCNAG8Gd</link>
      <description>Nothing's been good for Lux, but at least some things have been good for the Royals!  The offense is hitting well and Brady Singer has taken a legitimate step forward as the future of Royals pitching.  Unfortunately, the people in charge want to have it their way, which means not letting the kids play and taking the high road, salving as many wins as possible to get that 0.3% playoff chance up WOOOOOOOO!!!!
New episodes every Monday, Wednesday and Friday!
Twitter: @royaldeluxpodE-mail: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.comShout out to r/KCRoyals

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      <pubDate>Mon, 30 May 2022 15:55:47 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>LET THE KIDS FAIL! - Royal de Lux #30</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:episode>30</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Lux</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>The Royals played three games against the Minnesota Twins from May 27 - 29, losing 7-10 on Friday, winning 7-3 on Saturday, and losing 3-7 on Sunday.  Zack Greinke pitched on Sunday and left with a forearm injury to be disclosed later.  Salvador Perez was re-instated from the injured list, taking the place of Sebastian Rivero on the roster.  The Royals are now 16-30 on the season so far.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Nothing's been good for Lux, but at least some things have been good for the Royals!  The offense is hitting well and Brady Singer has taken a legitimate step forward as the future of Royals pitching.  Unfortunately, the people in charge want to have it their way, which means not letting the kids play and taking the high road, salving as many wins as possible to get that 0.3% playoff chance up WOOOOOOOO!!!!
New episodes every Monday, Wednesday and Friday!
Twitter: @royaldeluxpodE-mail: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.comShout out to r/KCRoyals

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>Nothing's been good for Lux, but at least some things have been good for the Royals!  The offense is hitting well and Brady Singer has taken a legitimate step forward as the future of Royals pitching.  Unfortunately, the people in charge want to have it their way, which means not letting the kids play and taking the high road, salving as many wins as possible to get that 0.3% playoff chance up WOOOOOOOO!!!!</p><p>New episodes every Monday, Wednesday and Friday!</p><p>Twitter: @royaldeluxpod<br>E-mail: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.com<br>Shout out to r/KCRoyals</p>
<p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>2001</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Living drama-free! But then... - Royal de Lux #29</title>
      <link>https://royal-de-lux.simplecast.com/episodes/living-drama-free-but-then-royal-de-lux-29-TasLxKdE</link>
      <description>The Royals began the night with a stress-free ballgame, which is all I can ask for at this point even if they lose.  So be it!  Who cares if the Royals lose more games at this point!  Might as well!!  But then, as the night grows darker, the bullpen comes in and the tides change!  The fates of this game is about to change...!!  Okay, enough of that.  The bullpens came in and did some interesting stuff and it somehow led to a Royals win!  We'll take those.  Also, the Royals call up RHP Dylan Coleman and OF Brewer Hicklen in place of LHP Amir Garrett and OF Kyle Isbel, who are probably out with COVID for a bit.  It's not the call fans want to hear, but it's the right one for the occasion. 
New episodes every Monday, Wednesday and Friday!
Twitter: @royaldeluxpodE-mail: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.comShout out to r/KCRoyals

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      <pubDate>Fri, 27 May 2022 12:19:32 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>Living drama-free! But then... - Royal de Lux #29</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:episode>29</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Lux</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>On May 25, the Royals had an off-day.  May 26, the Royals played the Minnesota Twins and won by a score of 3-2.  Danny Smeltzer pitched an excellent game for the Twins, going seven scoreless and not allowing a runner in scoring position the entire time, while Daniel Lynch performed adequately for the royals, pitching 5.1 innings and giving up two runs.  In the 8th, the Royals were able to string together a few hits to score three runs in the inning, followed by a dramatic 2-inning save by Scott Barlow.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>The Royals began the night with a stress-free ballgame, which is all I can ask for at this point even if they lose.  So be it!  Who cares if the Royals lose more games at this point!  Might as well!!  But then, as the night grows darker, the bullpen comes in and the tides change!  The fates of this game is about to change...!!  Okay, enough of that.  The bullpens came in and did some interesting stuff and it somehow led to a Royals win!  We'll take those.  Also, the Royals call up RHP Dylan Coleman and OF Brewer Hicklen in place of LHP Amir Garrett and OF Kyle Isbel, who are probably out with COVID for a bit.  It's not the call fans want to hear, but it's the right one for the occasion. 
New episodes every Monday, Wednesday and Friday!
Twitter: @royaldeluxpodE-mail: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.comShout out to r/KCRoyals

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>The Royals began the night with a stress-free ballgame, which is all I can ask for at this point even if they lose.  So be it!  Who cares if the Royals lose more games at this point!  Might as well!!  But then, as the night grows darker, the bullpen comes in and the tides change!  The fates of this game is about to change...!!  Okay, enough of that.  The bullpens came in and did some interesting stuff and it somehow led to a Royals win!  We'll take those.  Also, the Royals call up RHP Dylan Coleman and OF Brewer Hicklen in place of LHP Amir Garrett and OF Kyle Isbel, who are probably out with COVID for a bit.  It's not the call fans want to hear, but it's the right one for the occasion. </p><p>New episodes every Monday, Wednesday and Friday!</p><p>Twitter: @royaldeluxpod<br>E-mail: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.com<br>Shout out to r/KCRoyals</p>
<p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>1863</itunes:duration>
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      <title>How do we go about this? (&amp; an announcement!) - Royal de Lux #28</title>
      <link>https://royal-de-lux.simplecast.com/episodes/how-do-we-go-about-this-an-announcement-royal-de-lux-28-QUsHPnBo</link>
      <description>The Royals have lost like infinity games in a row for the eight thousandth time this season or whatever.  Who's even keeping track anymore.  Let's talk about where it all went wrong, how did the Royals get here?  Can they get out of it?  Is this even an original talking point?  I AM BECOMING ALL OF US AT THE SAME TIME!!  I guess that makes sense, given that I just went to see Everything Everywhere All At Once yesterday.  Pretty cool movie.  You know what's not cool?  THE ROYALS LOL
New episodes every Monday, Wednesday and Friday!
Twitter: @royaldeluxpodE-mail: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.comShout out to r/KCRoyals

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      <pubDate>Wed, 25 May 2022 10:53:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>How do we go about this? (&amp; an announcement!) - Royal de Lux #28</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:episode>28</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Lux</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>The Royals played some baseball games.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>The Royals have lost like infinity games in a row for the eight thousandth time this season or whatever.  Who's even keeping track anymore.  Let's talk about where it all went wrong, how did the Royals get here?  Can they get out of it?  Is this even an original talking point?  I AM BECOMING ALL OF US AT THE SAME TIME!!  I guess that makes sense, given that I just went to see Everything Everywhere All At Once yesterday.  Pretty cool movie.  You know what's not cool?  THE ROYALS LOL
New episodes every Monday, Wednesday and Friday!
Twitter: @royaldeluxpodE-mail: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.comShout out to r/KCRoyals

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>The Royals have lost like infinity games in a row for the eight thousandth time this season or whatever.  Who's even keeping track anymore.  Let's talk about where it all went wrong, how did the Royals get here?  Can they get out of it?  Is this even an original talking point?  I AM BECOMING ALL OF US AT THE SAME TIME!!  I guess that makes sense, given that I just went to see Everything Everywhere All At Once yesterday.  Pretty cool movie.  You know what's not cool?  THE ROYALS LOL</p><p>New episodes every Monday, Wednesday and Friday!</p><p>Twitter: @royaldeluxpod<br>E-mail: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.com<br>Shout out to r/KCRoyals</p>
<p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <itunes:duration>2213</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>It was the worst of times, it was the best of times. - Royal de Lux #27</title>
      <link>https://royal-de-lux.simplecast.com/episodes/it-was-the-worst-of-times-it-was-the-best-of-times-royal-de-lux-27-_3T2Apda</link>
      <description>This podcast is double-length for the absolutely LOADED day of baseball we got yesterday; it started with one of the worst games the Royals have played in 2022 (which says a lot given that we've had some baaaaaaaad games this year), and was followed up with a pivotal game for this team and organization.  Has Brady Singer truly evolved and will he finally reach his potential?  Also, how about MJ Melendez being an absolute workhorse yesterday?  Unfortunately, these things won't save an offense that cannot score to save their lives--which they often throw away on the base paths out of utter desperation.
Twitter: @royaldeluxpodE-mail: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.comShout out to r/KCRoyals

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 18 May 2022 10:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>It was the worst of times, it was the best of times. - Royal de Lux #27</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:episode>27</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Lux</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>The Royals played a double header against the Chicago White Sox on May 17, 2022, losing the first game 0-3 and winning the second game 2-1.  Brady Singer makes his much-anticipated return to the big leagues while MJ Melendez homers for the first time this season.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>This podcast is double-length for the absolutely LOADED day of baseball we got yesterday; it started with one of the worst games the Royals have played in 2022 (which says a lot given that we've had some baaaaaaaad games this year), and was followed up with a pivotal game for this team and organization.  Has Brady Singer truly evolved and will he finally reach his potential?  Also, how about MJ Melendez being an absolute workhorse yesterday?  Unfortunately, these things won't save an offense that cannot score to save their lives--which they often throw away on the base paths out of utter desperation.
Twitter: @royaldeluxpodE-mail: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.comShout out to r/KCRoyals

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>This podcast is double-length for the absolutely LOADED day of baseball we got yesterday; it started with one of the worst games the Royals have played in 2022 (which says a lot given that we've had some baaaaaaaad games this year), and was followed up with a pivotal game for this team and organization.  Has Brady Singer truly evolved and will he finally reach his potential?  Also, how about MJ Melendez being an absolute workhorse yesterday?  Unfortunately, these things won't save an offense that cannot score to save their lives--which they often throw away on the base paths out of utter desperation.</p><p>Twitter: @royaldeluxpod<br>E-mail: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.com<br>Shout out to r/KCRoyals</p>
<p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>3485</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Revolution - Royal de Lux #26</title>
      <link>https://royal-de-lux.simplecast.com/episodes/revolution-royal-de-lux-26-MAoIcYRK</link>
      <description>Although I planned on only doing series recaps for a little while, an emergency podcast had to be made because HOLY HECK.  THE ROYALS DID A THING.  Terry Bradshaw was fired as the Royals' hitting coach yesterday and was replaced by Alec Zumwalt and Mike Tosar, who have previously worked with both major and minor leaguers in the Royals organization.  I talk about what this could possibly mean for the Royals moving forward and speculate as to whether or not this is the end of the managerial shuffling.
Twitter: @royaldeluxpodE-mail: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.comShout out to r/KCRoyals

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      <pubDate>Tue, 17 May 2022 10:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>Revolution - Royal de Lux #26</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:episode>26</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Lux</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Royals Post-Game Recap, May 16, 2022: The Kansas City Royals were defeated by the Chicago White Sox by a score of 3-5 after 10 innings.  The Royals fall to a 12-21 record while the White Sox improve to 17-17.  </itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Although I planned on only doing series recaps for a little while, an emergency podcast had to be made because HOLY HECK.  THE ROYALS DID A THING.  Terry Bradshaw was fired as the Royals' hitting coach yesterday and was replaced by Alec Zumwalt and Mike Tosar, who have previously worked with both major and minor leaguers in the Royals organization.  I talk about what this could possibly mean for the Royals moving forward and speculate as to whether or not this is the end of the managerial shuffling.
Twitter: @royaldeluxpodE-mail: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.comShout out to r/KCRoyals

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>Although I planned on only doing series recaps for a little while, an emergency podcast had to be made because HOLY HECK.  THE ROYALS DID A THING.  Terry Bradshaw was fired as the Royals' hitting coach yesterday and was replaced by Alec Zumwalt and Mike Tosar, who have previously worked with both major and minor leaguers in the Royals organization.  I talk about what this could possibly mean for the Royals moving forward and speculate as to whether or not this is the end of the managerial shuffling.</p><p>Twitter: @royaldeluxpod<br>E-mail: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.com<br>Shout out to r/KCRoyals</p>
<p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <itunes:duration>1057</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>This team ROCKS!!!!!! - Royal de Lux #25</title>
      <link>https://royal-de-lux.simplecast.com/episodes/this-team-rocks-royal-de-lux-25-dlqUHAbE</link>
      <description>What do you MEAN the Royals scored 14 runs in a game?!  What do you MEAN Hunter Dozier is hitting .280?!  What do you MEAN Zack Greinke gave up 7 runs?!  Who ARE these guys?!?!?!?!  Oh, they blew a 6-run lead after leaving in a pitcher for too long and they have a starting pitcher whose ERA is above 9?  Yep, that's the Royals all right...
Twitter: @royaldeluxpodE-mail: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.comShout out to r/KCRoyals

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      <pubDate>Mon, 16 May 2022 10:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>This team ROCKS!!!!!! - Royal de Lux #25</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:episode>25</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Lux</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>The Royals wrap up an exhausting road trip with a series in Colorado, a series defined by psychotic hitting and frustrating losses (and wins!?).  The Royals are now 12-20 on the season.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>What do you MEAN the Royals scored 14 runs in a game?!  What do you MEAN Hunter Dozier is hitting .280?!  What do you MEAN Zack Greinke gave up 7 runs?!  Who ARE these guys?!?!?!?!  Oh, they blew a 6-run lead after leaving in a pitcher for too long and they have a starting pitcher whose ERA is above 9?  Yep, that's the Royals all right...
Twitter: @royaldeluxpodE-mail: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.comShout out to r/KCRoyals

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>What do you MEAN the Royals scored 14 runs in a game?!  What do you MEAN Hunter Dozier is hitting .280?!  What do you MEAN Zack Greinke gave up 7 runs?!  Who ARE these guys?!?!?!?!  Oh, they blew a 6-run lead after leaving in a pitcher for too long and they have a starting pitcher whose ERA is above 9?  Yep, that's the Royals all right...</p><p>Twitter: @royaldeluxpod<br>E-mail: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.com<br>Shout out to r/KCRoyals</p>
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      <itunes:duration>2011</itunes:duration>
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      <title>The Royals scored runs and called up Heasley, but I'm not impressed - Royal de Lux #24</title>
      <link>https://royal-de-lux.simplecast.com/episodes/the-royals-scored-runs-and-called-up-heasley-but-im-not-impressed-royal-de-lux-24-ayMVqSW7</link>
      <description>Some good things kinda happened; Kris Bubic has been optioned to AAA and Jonathan Heasley gets to take his spot in the rotation.  But this move comes at least a day late, as the Royals take a huge risk by throwing a bullpen game in a grueling stretch of the season with no off days in sight.  And it's time for more Cal Eldred complaining.
Twitter: @royaldeluxpodE-mail: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.comShout out to r/KCRoyals

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      <pubDate>Fri, 13 May 2022 10:26:30 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>The Royals scored runs and called up Heasley, but I'm not impressed - Royal de Lux #24</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:episode>24</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Lux</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Today's episode of Royal de Lux, I talk about the Royals winning a rare game and making decisions that should have been made a while ago.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Some good things kinda happened; Kris Bubic has been optioned to AAA and Jonathan Heasley gets to take his spot in the rotation.  But this move comes at least a day late, as the Royals take a huge risk by throwing a bullpen game in a grueling stretch of the season with no off days in sight.  And it's time for more Cal Eldred complaining.
Twitter: @royaldeluxpodE-mail: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.comShout out to r/KCRoyals

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        <![CDATA[<p>Some good things kinda happened; Kris Bubic has been optioned to AAA and Jonathan Heasley gets to take his spot in the rotation.  But this move comes at least a day late, as the Royals take a huge risk by throwing a bullpen game in a grueling stretch of the season with no off days in sight.  And it's time for more Cal Eldred complaining.</p><p>Twitter: @royaldeluxpod<br>E-mail: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.com<br>Shout out to r/KCRoyals</p>
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      <itunes:duration>1115</itunes:duration>
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      <title>It's over. - Royal de Lux #23</title>
      <link>https://royal-de-lux.simplecast.com/episodes/its-over-royal-de-lux-23-dnVHXSeA</link>
      <description>The Royals have lost again, and it seems like the boiling point has been reached among fans and even players.  This organization is incompetent.  And although they would like us to believe it will get better soon, no one is convinced it will mean anything.  At this point, the only thing that seems left for the Royals is a full-blown revolution.
Twitter: @royaldeluxpodE-mail: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.comShout out to r/KCRoyals

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      <pubDate>Wed, 11 May 2022 09:52:59 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>It's over. - Royal de Lux #23</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:episode>23</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Lux</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Today's date is May 11, 2022.  The high temperature in Kansas City will be 32 degrees Celsius, or about 90 degrees Fahrenheit.  The average price of gasoline in Kansas City is $3.94 per gallon.  Apple announced the discontinuation of the iPod.  Reid Detmers of the Los Angeles Angels threw a no-hitter against the Tampa Bay Rays.  Aaron Judge hit a walk off 3-run home run against the Toronto Blue Jays.  The Texas Rangers defeated the Kansas City Royals by a score of 6-4.  The Royals record is now 9-18.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>The Royals have lost again, and it seems like the boiling point has been reached among fans and even players.  This organization is incompetent.  And although they would like us to believe it will get better soon, no one is convinced it will mean anything.  At this point, the only thing that seems left for the Royals is a full-blown revolution.
Twitter: @royaldeluxpodE-mail: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.comShout out to r/KCRoyals

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        <![CDATA[<p>The Royals have lost again, and it seems like the boiling point has been reached among fans and even players.  This organization is incompetent.  And although they would like us to believe it will get better soon, no one is convinced it will mean anything.  At this point, the only thing that seems left for the Royals is a full-blown revolution.</p><p>Twitter: @royaldeluxpod<br>E-mail: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.com<br>Shout out to r/KCRoyals</p>
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      <itunes:duration>2195</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>THE RYAN O'HEARN RANT. (and other things i guess) - Royal de Lux #22</title>
      <link>https://royal-de-lux.simplecast.com/episodes/the-ryan-ohearn-rant-and-other-things-i-guess-royal-de-lux-22-iVdtmFNh</link>
      <description>This is an episode I really did not want to do, which is kind of why I've been away for a little bit.  I didn't want to have to rant about Ryan O'Hearn for the 300th time in my life, I've already spewed my opinions on this organization's commitment to play everywhere on the internet, but now that I have a podcast it too has been exposed to the Ryan O'demic.  But that's not the only thing concerning me with the Royals, today I'm going to air it all out and express my confusion and frustration as to what this team is doing in such a frustrating season, while offering solutions as to what can be done to make things right so that everything can (hopefully) get back on track.

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      <pubDate>Tue, 10 May 2022 14:15:03 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>THE RYAN O'HEARN RANT. (and other things i guess) - Royal de Lux #22</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:episode>22</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Lux</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Normally here is where I post the post-game recap but that's not really the point of this episode so I'm not going to.  The Royals lost to the Orioles which probably says enough.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>This is an episode I really did not want to do, which is kind of why I've been away for a little bit.  I didn't want to have to rant about Ryan O'Hearn for the 300th time in my life, I've already spewed my opinions on this organization's commitment to play everywhere on the internet, but now that I have a podcast it too has been exposed to the Ryan O'demic.  But that's not the only thing concerning me with the Royals, today I'm going to air it all out and express my confusion and frustration as to what this team is doing in such a frustrating season, while offering solutions as to what can be done to make things right so that everything can (hopefully) get back on track.

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        <![CDATA[<p>This is an episode I really did not want to do, which is kind of why I've been away for a little bit.  I didn't want to have to rant about Ryan O'Hearn for the 300th time in my life, I've already spewed my opinions on this organization's commitment to play everywhere on the internet, but now that I have a podcast it too has been exposed to the Ryan O'demic.  But that's not the only thing concerning me with the Royals, today I'm going to air it all out and express my confusion and frustration as to what this team is doing in such a frustrating season, while offering solutions as to what can be done to make things right so that everything can (hopefully) get back on track.</p>
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      <itunes:duration>3377</itunes:duration>
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      <title>We now return to your regularly scheduled disappointment. - Royal de Lux #21</title>
      <link>https://royal-de-lux.simplecast.com/episodes/we-now-return-to-your-regularly-scheduled-disappointment-royal-de-lux-21-n_BFCQE_</link>
      <description>Oh hey, did you enjoy Tuesday's game?  Well, TOO BAD!  We're back to terrible starting pitching and non-existent offense!  WOOOOOOOO!  Kris Bubic melted down for the third or fourth or idk I lost counteth time this season, leading to an immediately disappointing game that probably made everyone in attendance regret buying a $20 parking pass.  OK, I'm being like really mean about this, but it's not like there's a whole lot to talk about today.  Hopefully reinforcements continue to arrive to Kansas City to get the season back on track.

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      <pubDate>Thu, 05 May 2022 10:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>We now return to your regularly scheduled disappointment. - Royal de Lux #21</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:episode>21</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Lux</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Royals Post-Game Recap, May 4th, 2022: The Kansas City Royals were defeated by the St. Louis Cardinals by a score of 0-10.  The Royals fall to an 8-15 record while the Cardinals improve to 14-10.  The winning pitcher is Adam Wainwright, who now has a 3-3 record and a 3.18 ERA on the season. The losing pitcher is Kris Bubic, who now has a 0-3 record and a 13.14 ERA on the season.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Oh hey, did you enjoy Tuesday's game?  Well, TOO BAD!  We're back to terrible starting pitching and non-existent offense!  WOOOOOOOO!  Kris Bubic melted down for the third or fourth or idk I lost counteth time this season, leading to an immediately disappointing game that probably made everyone in attendance regret buying a $20 parking pass.  OK, I'm being like really mean about this, but it's not like there's a whole lot to talk about today.  Hopefully reinforcements continue to arrive to Kansas City to get the season back on track.

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        <![CDATA[<p>Oh hey, did you enjoy Tuesday's game?  Well, TOO BAD!  We're back to terrible starting pitching and non-existent offense!  WOOOOOOOO!  Kris Bubic melted down for the third or fourth or idk I lost counteth time this season, leading to an immediately disappointing game that probably made everyone in attendance regret buying a $20 parking pass.  OK, I'm being like really mean about this, but it's not like there's a whole lot to talk about today.  Hopefully reinforcements continue to arrive to Kansas City to get the season back on track.</p>
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      </content:encoded>
      <itunes:duration>1299</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Break Through, Bobby Witt Jr. - Royal de Lux #20</title>
      <link>https://royal-de-lux.simplecast.com/episodes/break-through-bobby-witt-jr-royal-de-lux-20-KvkXyRMm</link>
      <description>The Royals let the kids play for a change, and it had an immediate, immense payoff.  Edward Olivares slaps four hits around the field and Bobby Witt Jr. golfs his first home run of the year.  They and MJ Melendez in his MLB debut contribute to a big offensive outburst from the Royals, one that has been desperately needed for this struggling team.
Twitter: @royaldeluxpodE-mail: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.comShout out to r/KCRoyals

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      <pubDate>Wed, 04 May 2022 10:44:02 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>Break Through, Bobby Witt Jr. - Royal de Lux #20</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:episode>20</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Lux</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Royals Post-Game Recap, May 3rd, 2022: The Kansas City Royals defeated the St. Louis Cardinals by a score of 7-1.  The Royals improve to an 8-14 record while the Cardinals fall to 13-10.  The winning pitcher is Brad Keller, who now has a 1-2 record and a 1.74 ERA on the season; hold credited to Collin Snider, his third.  The losing pitcher is Dakota Hudson, who now has a 2-2 record and a 3.16 ERA on the season.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>The Royals let the kids play for a change, and it had an immediate, immense payoff.  Edward Olivares slaps four hits around the field and Bobby Witt Jr. golfs his first home run of the year.  They and MJ Melendez in his MLB debut contribute to a big offensive outburst from the Royals, one that has been desperately needed for this struggling team.
Twitter: @royaldeluxpodE-mail: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.comShout out to r/KCRoyals

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        <![CDATA[<p>The Royals let the kids play for a change, and it had an immediate, immense payoff.  Edward Olivares slaps four hits around the field and Bobby Witt Jr. golfs his first home run of the year.  They and MJ Melendez in his MLB debut contribute to a big offensive outburst from the Royals, one that has been desperately needed for this struggling team.</p><p>Twitter: @royaldeluxpod<br>E-mail: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.com<br>Shout out to r/KCRoyals</p>
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      <itunes:duration>1952</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>MJ Melendez is here! - Royal de Lux #19</title>
      <link>https://royal-de-lux.simplecast.com/episodes/mj-melendez-is-here-royal-de-lux-19-xMiaDExC</link>
      <description>Did something happen last weekend?  Oh, many things that I saw up close and personal... but who cares about that.  MJ MELENDEZ IS HERE!!  One of the most hyped catching prospects in the MLB and the likely successor to Salvador Perez, MJ Melendez is making his much-anticipated debut either today or tomorrow as the Royals take on the Cardinals.
Twitter: @royaldeluxpodE-mail: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.comShout out to r/KCRoyals

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      <pubDate>Mon, 02 May 2022 13:26:37 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>MJ Melendez is here! - Royal de Lux #19</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:episode>19</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Lux</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>No post-game recap today.  It's probably best that we don't talk about it anyway.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Did something happen last weekend?  Oh, many things that I saw up close and personal... but who cares about that.  MJ MELENDEZ IS HERE!!  One of the most hyped catching prospects in the MLB and the likely successor to Salvador Perez, MJ Melendez is making his much-anticipated debut either today or tomorrow as the Royals take on the Cardinals.
Twitter: @royaldeluxpodE-mail: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.comShout out to r/KCRoyals

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        <![CDATA[<p>Did something happen last weekend?  Oh, many things that I saw up close and personal... but who cares about that.  MJ MELENDEZ IS HERE!!  One of the most hyped catching prospects in the MLB and the likely successor to Salvador Perez, MJ Melendez is making his much-anticipated debut either today or tomorrow as the Royals take on the Cardinals.</p><p>Twitter: @royaldeluxpod<br>E-mail: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.com<br>Shout out to r/KCRoyals</p>
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      <itunes:duration>1859</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>The Fall of Adalberto Mondesi - Royal de Lux #18</title>
      <link>https://royal-de-lux.simplecast.com/episodes/the-fall-of-adalberto-mondesi-royal-de-lux-18-f53OJP3r</link>
      <description>The Royals take two of three from the championship-hopeful White Sox, which is a great sign after getting swept in Seattle and makes the upcoming weekend a little less daunting.  Now we have to deal with the Super Hot Yankees this weekend, but before we get into any of that, we have to talk about Adalberto Mondesi, because it might be the last time we do so for a very long time.
Twitter: @royaldeluxpodE-mail: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.comShout out to r/KCRoyals
 

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      <pubDate>Fri, 29 Apr 2022 10:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>The Fall of Adalberto Mondesi - Royal de Lux #18</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:episode>18</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Lux</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Royals Post-Game Recap, April 28, 2022: The Kansas City Royals defeated the Chicago White Sox by a score of 5-2 after 10 innings.  The Royals improve to a 7-10 record while the White Sox fall to 7-11.  The winning pitcher is Scott Barlow, who now has a 2-0 record and a 1.93 ERA on the season, with Taylor Clarke recording his first save of the year.  The losing pitcher is Aaron Bummer, who now has a 0-1 record and a 7.04 ERA this season.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>The Royals take two of three from the championship-hopeful White Sox, which is a great sign after getting swept in Seattle and makes the upcoming weekend a little less daunting.  Now we have to deal with the Super Hot Yankees this weekend, but before we get into any of that, we have to talk about Adalberto Mondesi, because it might be the last time we do so for a very long time.
Twitter: @royaldeluxpodE-mail: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.comShout out to r/KCRoyals
 

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        <![CDATA[<p>The Royals take two of three from the championship-hopeful White Sox, which is a great sign after getting swept in Seattle and makes the upcoming weekend a little less daunting.  Now we have to deal with the Super Hot Yankees this weekend, but before we get into any of that, we have to talk about Adalberto Mondesi, because it might be the last time we do so for a very long time.</p><p>Twitter: @royaldeluxpod<br>E-mail: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.com<br>Shout out to r/KCRoyals</p><p> </p>
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      </content:encoded>
      <itunes:duration>1859</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>A rare bullpen L. Or is it? - Royal de Lux #17</title>
      <link>https://royal-de-lux.simplecast.com/episodes/a-rare-bullpen-l-or-is-it-royal-de-lux-17-nXqSPBIb</link>
      <description>The Royals take a rare L from the bullpen after scratching and clawing their way into a tie.  Is it thanks to Matheny's try-harding, or is it just a normal accident we should see every now and then?  Also, Whit Merrifield actually did something nice.
Twitter: @royaldeluxpodE-mail: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.comShout out to r/KCRoyals

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      <pubDate>Thu, 28 Apr 2022 10:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>A rare bullpen L. Or is it? - Royal de Lux #17</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:episode>17</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Lux</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Royals Post-Game Recap, April 27, 2022: The Kansas City Royals were defeated by the Chicago White Sox by a score of 3-7.  The Royals fall to a 6-10 record while the White Sox improve to 7-10 on the season.  The winning pitcher is Bennett Sousa, who now has a 1-0 record and a 5.14 ERA on the season, hold credited to Jose Ruiz, his fifth, and Kendall Graveman recorded his first save of the year.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>The Royals take a rare L from the bullpen after scratching and clawing their way into a tie.  Is it thanks to Matheny's try-harding, or is it just a normal accident we should see every now and then?  Also, Whit Merrifield actually did something nice.
Twitter: @royaldeluxpodE-mail: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.comShout out to r/KCRoyals

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        <![CDATA[<p>The Royals take a rare L from the bullpen after scratching and clawing their way into a tie.  Is it thanks to Matheny's try-harding, or is it just a normal accident we should see every now and then?  Also, Whit Merrifield actually did something nice.</p><p>Twitter: @royaldeluxpod<br>E-mail: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.com<br>Shout out to r/KCRoyals</p>
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      <itunes:duration>1831</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Accountability &amp; Responsibility, or Why Whit Merrifield Must Be Stopped - Royal de Lux #16</title>
      <link>https://royal-de-lux.simplecast.com/episodes/accountability-responsibility-or-why-whit-merrifield-must-be-stopped-royal-de-lux-16-nssnlzOJ</link>
      <description>Oh, hi!  It's been a few days since we talked Royals Baseball, and things haven't been so great in that time.  Let's catch up by talking about what's so wrong about that series against the Future 2022 American League Champions Seattle Mariners and what can be done to somewhat rectify it.  Then we talk about what was so good about the first White Sox game and why I'm looking forward to the rest.
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      <pubDate>Wed, 27 Apr 2022 10:53:47 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>Accountability &amp; Responsibility, or Why Whit Merrifield Must Be Stopped - Royal de Lux #16</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:episode>16</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Lux</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Royals Post-Game Recap, April 27, 2022: The Kansas City Royals defeated the Chicago White Sox by a score of 6-0.  The Royals improve to a 6-9 record on the season, while the White Sox fall to 6-10.  The winning pitcher is Daniel Lynch, who now has a 2-1 record and a 3.38 ERA so far, while the losing pitcher is Dallas Keuchel, with a 1-2 record and a 9.00 ERA on the season.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Oh, hi!  It's been a few days since we talked Royals Baseball, and things haven't been so great in that time.  Let's catch up by talking about what's so wrong about that series against the Future 2022 American League Champions Seattle Mariners and what can be done to somewhat rectify it.  Then we talk about what was so good about the first White Sox game and why I'm looking forward to the rest.
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        <![CDATA[<p>Oh, hi!  It's been a few days since we talked Royals Baseball, and things haven't been so great in that time.  Let's catch up by talking about what's so wrong about that series against the Future 2022 American League Champions Seattle Mariners and what can be done to somewhat rectify it.  Then we talk about what was so good about the first White Sox game and why I'm looking forward to the rest.</p><p>Twitter: @royaldeluxpod<br>E-mail: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.com<br>Shout out to r/KCRoyals</p>
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      <itunes:duration>2770</itunes:duration>
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      <title>Change (In The House of Sac Flies) - Royal de Lux #15</title>
      <link>https://royal-de-lux.simplecast.com/episodes/change-in-the-house-of-sac-flies-royal-de-lux-15-v_nfJtB6</link>
      <description>I WATCHED A CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANGE
The Royals may or may not have played a baseball game yesterday, it's honestly really hard to tell.  More importantly, we got some long-awaited payoffs I've been asking for: an answer to what's going on with Kyle Isbel (and a solution), and the first true overhaul of the Royals lineup (which still can't score any runs).
Twitter: @royaldeluxpodE-mail: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.comShout out to r/KCRoyals

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      <pubDate>Fri, 22 Apr 2022 10:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>Change (In The House of Sac Flies) - Royal de Lux #15</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:episode>15</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Lux</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Royals Post-Game Recap, April 21, 2022: The Kansas City Royals were defeated by the Minnesota Twins by a score of 0-1.  The Royals fall to a 5-6 record on the season while the Twins improve to 5-8.  The winning pitcher is Joe Ryan, who now has a 2-1 record and a 1.69 ERA so far, holds credited to Jhoan Duran, his second, Joe Smith, his second, and Emilio Pagan recorded his first save of the season.  The losing pitcher is Zack Greinke, who now has a 0-1 record and a 2.25 ERA on the season.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>I WATCHED A CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANGE
The Royals may or may not have played a baseball game yesterday, it's honestly really hard to tell.  More importantly, we got some long-awaited payoffs I've been asking for: an answer to what's going on with Kyle Isbel (and a solution), and the first true overhaul of the Royals lineup (which still can't score any runs).
Twitter: @royaldeluxpodE-mail: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.comShout out to r/KCRoyals

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        <![CDATA[<p>I WATCHED A CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANGE</p><p>The Royals may or may not have played a baseball game yesterday, it's honestly really hard to tell.  More importantly, we got some long-awaited payoffs I've been asking for: an answer to what's going on with Kyle Isbel (and a solution), and the first true overhaul of the Royals lineup (which still can't score any runs).</p><p>Twitter: @royaldeluxpod<br>E-mail: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.com<br>Shout out to r/KCRoyals</p>
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      <itunes:duration>1790</itunes:duration>
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      <title>The 2022 Royals, defined after 10 games - Royal de Lux #14</title>
      <link>https://royal-de-lux.simplecast.com/episodes/the-2022-royals-defined-after-10-games-royal-de-lux-14-9GYqyGz2</link>
      <description>After another low-scoring game, it's clear what kind of team the Kansas City Royals are in 2022: a team that doesn't score many runs, but prevents runs from scoring thanks to an invincible defense and a shutdown bullpen, both of which have already been shown, statistically, that they are among the best in MLB.  The Royals have fully recovered from their 5-game losing streak by winning three straight, evening out their record to a perfectly balanced .500 after ten games, which is not a bad sight to see at all.
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      <pubDate>Thu, 21 Apr 2022 10:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>The 2022 Royals, defined after 10 games - Royal de Lux #14</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:episode>14</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Lux</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Royals Post-Game Recap, April 20, 2022: The Kansas City Royals defeated the Minnesota Twins by a score of 2-0.  The Royals improve to a 5-5 record while the Twins fall to 4-8.  The winning pitcher is Daniel Lynch, who has a 1-1 record and a 5.40 ERA so far; holds credited to Collin Snider, his second, Jake Brentz, his second, Josh Staumont, his first, and Scott Barlow with his first save of the season.  The losing pitcher is Chris Paddack, who now has an 0-2 record and a 5.00 ERA on the season.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>After another low-scoring game, it's clear what kind of team the Kansas City Royals are in 2022: a team that doesn't score many runs, but prevents runs from scoring thanks to an invincible defense and a shutdown bullpen, both of which have already been shown, statistically, that they are among the best in MLB.  The Royals have fully recovered from their 5-game losing streak by winning three straight, evening out their record to a perfectly balanced .500 after ten games, which is not a bad sight to see at all.
Twitter: @royaldeluxpodE-mail: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.comShout out to r/KCRoyals

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        <![CDATA[<p>After another low-scoring game, it's clear what kind of team the Kansas City Royals are in 2022: a team that doesn't score many runs, but prevents runs from scoring thanks to an invincible defense and a shutdown bullpen, both of which have already been shown, statistically, that they are among the best in MLB.  The Royals have fully recovered from their 5-game losing streak by winning three straight, evening out their record to a perfectly balanced .500 after ten games, which is not a bad sight to see at all.</p><p>Twitter: @royaldeluxpod<br>E-mail: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.com<br>Shout out to r/KCRoyals</p>
<p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>1780</itunes:duration>
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      <title>Home Sweet Home Run - Royal de Lux #13</title>
      <link>https://royal-de-lux.simplecast.com/episodes/home-sweet-home-run-royal-de-lux-13-kM1zAKgj</link>
      <description>The Royals come back from a 2-day break to win a second consecutive game--gosh, I feel so spoiled!!  This is largely thanks to MASSIVE power coming from Salvador Perez and Hunter Dozier--sorry, who is that?  I think I meant to say ALEX MF GORDON BACK FROM RETIREMENT hitting a game-winner.  That's right, HE'S BACK!!!!!  Also Bobby Witt Jr. cost us three runs lmao.
Twitter: @royaldeluxpodE-mail: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.comShout out to r/KCRoyals

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      <pubDate>Wed, 20 Apr 2022 10:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>Home Sweet Home Run - Royal de Lux #13</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:episode>13</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Lux</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Royals Post-Game Recap, April 19, 2022: The Kansas City Royals defeated the Minnesota Twins by a score of 4-3.  The Royals improve to a 4-5 record while the Twins fall to 4-7.  The winning pitcher is Amir Garret, who has a 1-0 record and a 0.00 ERA so far; holds credited to Jake Brentz, his first, Collin Snider, his first, Scott Barlow, his second, and Josh Staumont with his second save of the season.  The losing pitcher is Tyler Duffey, who now has an 0-2 record and a 9.00 ERA on the season.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>The Royals come back from a 2-day break to win a second consecutive game--gosh, I feel so spoiled!!  This is largely thanks to MASSIVE power coming from Salvador Perez and Hunter Dozier--sorry, who is that?  I think I meant to say ALEX MF GORDON BACK FROM RETIREMENT hitting a game-winner.  That's right, HE'S BACK!!!!!  Also Bobby Witt Jr. cost us three runs lmao.
Twitter: @royaldeluxpodE-mail: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.comShout out to r/KCRoyals

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        <![CDATA[<p>The Royals come back from a 2-day break to win a second consecutive game--gosh, I feel so spoiled!!  This is largely thanks to MASSIVE power coming from Salvador Perez and Hunter Dozier--sorry, who is that?  I think I meant to say ALEX MF GORDON BACK FROM RETIREMENT hitting a game-winner.  That's right, HE'S BACK!!!!!  Also Bobby Witt Jr. cost us three runs lmao.</p><p>Twitter: @royaldeluxpod<br>E-mail: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.com<br>Shout out to r/KCRoyals</p>
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      <itunes:duration>2024</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>A sigh of relief - Royal de Lux #12</title>
      <link>https://royal-de-lux.simplecast.com/episodes/a-sigh-of-relief-royal-de-lux-12-AsEF9iK1</link>
      <description>WE'RE FINALLY FREE.  The Royals break their 5-game losing streak in a game with the lowest expectations possible.  Kris Bubic makes a dramatic improvement over his season debuting disaster, and Hunter Dozier continues his revenge tour despite some mistakes.  Even with a highly imperfect game, it looks like things are getting a little better for the Royals.
Twitter: @royaldeluxpodE-mail: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.comShout out to r/KCRoyals

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      <pubDate>Sun, 17 Apr 2022 10:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>A sigh of relief - Royal de Lux #12</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:episode>12</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Lux</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Royals Post-Game Recap, April 16, 2022: The Kansas City Royals defeated the Detroit Tigers by a score of 3-1.  The Royals improve to a 3-5 record while the Tigers fall to 4-5 on the season.  The winning pitcher is Collin Snider, who has a 2-0 record and a 0.00 ERA so far; holds credited to Dylan Coleman, his first, Scott Barlow, his first, and Josh Staumont with the save, his first of the season.  The losing pitcher is Will Vest, who now has an 0-1 record and a 6.00 ERA on the season.  </itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>WE'RE FINALLY FREE.  The Royals break their 5-game losing streak in a game with the lowest expectations possible.  Kris Bubic makes a dramatic improvement over his season debuting disaster, and Hunter Dozier continues his revenge tour despite some mistakes.  Even with a highly imperfect game, it looks like things are getting a little better for the Royals.
Twitter: @royaldeluxpodE-mail: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.comShout out to r/KCRoyals

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        <![CDATA[<p>WE'RE FINALLY FREE.  The Royals break their 5-game losing streak in a game with the lowest expectations possible.  Kris Bubic makes a dramatic improvement over his season debuting disaster, and Hunter Dozier continues his revenge tour despite some mistakes.  Even with a highly imperfect game, it looks like things are getting a little better for the Royals.</p><p>Twitter: @royaldeluxpod<br>E-mail: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.com<br>Shout out to r/KCRoyals</p>
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      <itunes:duration>2058</itunes:duration>
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      <title>Is Bobby Witt Jr. a bust? - Royal de Lux #11</title>
      <link>https://royal-de-lux.simplecast.com/episodes/is-bobby-witt-jr-a-bust-royal-de-lux-11-7Y2LSOwA</link>
      <description>The Royals have lost their fifth straight game, thanks to yet another low-scoring offense.  Brad Keller gets an undeserved loss as he continues his great start, but it's besides the point today.  It's time to talk about Bobby Witt Jr. and his lack of success at the Major League level, and it's time to discuss what can and should be done about it.

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      <pubDate>Sat, 16 Apr 2022 10:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>Is Bobby Witt Jr. a bust? - Royal de Lux #11</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:episode>11</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Lux</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Royals Post-Game Recap, April 15, 2022: The Kansas City Royals were defeated by the Detroit Tigers by a score of 1-2.  The Royals fall to a 2-5 record while the Tigers improve to 4-4 on the season.  The winning pitcher is Jacob Barnes, who has a 1-0 record and a 0.00 ERA so far, Joe Jimenez is credited with a hold while Michael Fulmer recorded his first save of the year. The losing pitcher of the game is Brad Keller, who now has an 0-1 record and a 1.38 ERA on the season.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>The Royals have lost their fifth straight game, thanks to yet another low-scoring offense.  Brad Keller gets an undeserved loss as he continues his great start, but it's besides the point today.  It's time to talk about Bobby Witt Jr. and his lack of success at the Major League level, and it's time to discuss what can and should be done about it.

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        <![CDATA[<p>The Royals have lost their fifth straight game, thanks to yet another low-scoring offense.  Brad Keller gets an undeserved loss as he continues his great start, but it's besides the point today.  It's time to talk about Bobby Witt Jr. and his lack of success at the Major League level, and it's time to discuss what can and should be done about it.</p>
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      <itunes:duration>1396</itunes:duration>
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      <title>Offensive Tentativeness - Royal de Lux #10</title>
      <link>https://royal-de-lux.simplecast.com/episodes/offensive-tentativeness-royal-de-lux-10-GKfCPW_q</link>
      <description>TENTATIVE!  That's the 10 pun that you're getting for today, in the 10th episode of the Royal de Lux Podcast.  The Royals lose a low-scoring game at home to a Tigers team that will probably end up being better than you think, but that's for another time.  Today, we discuss the problems this Royals team is having right now and how it could possibly, hopefully change as we try to break out of a four-game losing streak.

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      <pubDate>Fri, 15 Apr 2022 10:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>Offensive Tentativeness - Royal de Lux #10</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:episode>10</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Lux</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Royals Post-game Recap, April 14, 2022: The Kansas City Royals were defeated by the Detroit Tigers by a score of 2-4.  The Royals fall to a 2-4 record while the Tigers improve to 3-4 on the season.  The winning pitcher is Joe Jimenez, who has a 1-0 record and a 0.00 ERA so far, holds credited to Alex Lange, Michael Fulmer, and Gregory Soto with his 2nd save of the year.  The losing pitcher of the game is Jake Brentz, who now has an 0-2 record and a 15.43 ERA on the season.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>TENTATIVE!  That's the 10 pun that you're getting for today, in the 10th episode of the Royal de Lux Podcast.  The Royals lose a low-scoring game at home to a Tigers team that will probably end up being better than you think, but that's for another time.  Today, we discuss the problems this Royals team is having right now and how it could possibly, hopefully change as we try to break out of a four-game losing streak.

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        <![CDATA[<p>TENTATIVE!  That's the 10 pun that you're getting for today, in the 10th episode of the Royal de Lux Podcast.  The Royals lose a low-scoring game at home to a Tigers team that will probably end up being better than you think, but that's for another time.  Today, we discuss the problems this Royals team is having right now and how it could possibly, hopefully change as we try to break out of a four-game losing streak.</p>
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      <itunes:duration>1781</itunes:duration>
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      <title>Could Be Better, Could Be Worse - Royal de Lux #09</title>
      <link>https://royal-de-lux.simplecast.com/episodes/could-be-better-could-be-worse-royal-de-lux-09-rHT3DIxz</link>
      <description>Today's post-game recap takes us through Daniel Lynch's first start of the game, which on paper looks like another disaster from the 2018 draft class.  However, I look at it closely and find some things to be happy with.  Maybe it's not so bad after all?  Also, we get to rant about Ryan O'Hearn again, because who doesn't love to watch pinch-hit appearances from Ryan O'Hearn?  At least Salvy is getting back on track.
Twitter: @royaldeluxpodE-mail: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.comShout out to r/KCRoyals

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      <pubDate>Wed, 13 Apr 2022 10:20:39 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>Could Be Better, Could Be Worse - Royal de Lux #09</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:episode>9</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Lux</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Royals Post-game Recap, April 12, 2022: The Kansas City Royals were defeated by the St. Louis Cardinals by a score of 5-6.  The Royals are now 2-3 while the Cardinals are 3-1.  The winning pitcher was Jordan Hicks (1-0, 0.00 ERA) of the Cardinals, the losing pitcher was Daniel Lynch (0-1, 10.80 ERA) of the Royals.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Today's post-game recap takes us through Daniel Lynch's first start of the game, which on paper looks like another disaster from the 2018 draft class.  However, I look at it closely and find some things to be happy with.  Maybe it's not so bad after all?  Also, we get to rant about Ryan O'Hearn again, because who doesn't love to watch pinch-hit appearances from Ryan O'Hearn?  At least Salvy is getting back on track.
Twitter: @royaldeluxpodE-mail: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.comShout out to r/KCRoyals

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        <![CDATA[<p>Today's post-game recap takes us through Daniel Lynch's first start of the game, which on paper looks like another disaster from the 2018 draft class.  However, I look at it closely and find some things to be happy with.  Maybe it's not so bad after all?  Also, we get to rant about Ryan O'Hearn again, because who doesn't love to watch pinch-hit appearances from Ryan O'Hearn?  At least Salvy is getting back on track.</p><p>Twitter: @royaldeluxpod<br>E-mail: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.com<br>Shout out to r/KCRoyals</p>
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      <itunes:duration>1657</itunes:duration>
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      <title>Kwantum Mechanics - Royal de Lux #08</title>
      <link>https://royal-de-lux.simplecast.com/episodes/kwantum-mechanics-royal-de-lux-08-RpFV6HZz</link>
      <description>The Royals lose a high-scoring game, but at least it's a little more even this time.  There's a lot to not love about this game, but I do my best to highlight the good parts, or even the not-so-bad things, such as our invincible defense that's already saved a ton of runs, and Andrew Benintendi's lava hot start.  Unfortunately, Beni's series is less of a talking point than the supernova start of Steven Kwan, who is far and away the best player in MLB after four games, and all I can say is good luck to whoever has to deal with him next because he made my weekend very not fun.
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      <pubDate>Mon, 11 Apr 2022 22:36:28 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>Kwantum Mechanics - Royal de Lux #08</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:episode>8</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Lux</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Royals Post-game Recap, April 11, 2022: The Kansas City Royals were defeated by the Cleveland Guardians by a score of 7-10.  The Royals are now 2-2 while the Guardians are 2-2.  The winning pitcher was Logan Allen (1-0, 0.00 ERA) of the Guardians, the losing pitcher was Jake Brentz (0-1, 10.80 ERA) of the Royals.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>The Royals lose a high-scoring game, but at least it's a little more even this time.  There's a lot to not love about this game, but I do my best to highlight the good parts, or even the not-so-bad things, such as our invincible defense that's already saved a ton of runs, and Andrew Benintendi's lava hot start.  Unfortunately, Beni's series is less of a talking point than the supernova start of Steven Kwan, who is far and away the best player in MLB after four games, and all I can say is good luck to whoever has to deal with him next because he made my weekend very not fun.
Twitter: @royaldeluxpodE-mail: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.comShout out to r/KCRoyals

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        <![CDATA[<p>The Royals lose a high-scoring game, but at least it's a little more even this time.  There's a lot to not love about this game, but I do my best to highlight the good parts, or even the not-so-bad things, such as our invincible defense that's already saved a ton of runs, and Andrew Benintendi's lava hot start.  Unfortunately, Beni's series is less of a talking point than the supernova start of Steven Kwan, who is far and away the best player in MLB after four games, and all I can say is good luck to whoever has to deal with him next because he made my weekend very not fun.</p><p>Twitter: @royaldeluxpod<br>E-mail: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.com<br>Shout out to r/KCRoyals</p>
<p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>Too Early For Trauma, Too Late For Trouble - Royal de Lux #07</title>
      <link>https://royal-de-lux.simplecast.com/episodes/too-early-for-trauma-too-late-for-trouble-royal-de-lux-07-2t5EsGED</link>
      <description>Episode 1 of hopefully just 1 in the Fire Cal Eldred Series.  The Royals repeat their traumatic struggles through 2021 by letting every opposing batter under the midwestern sun hit and score, leading to what is an early contender for worst game of the season.  This episode is not much of a post-game breakdown and more of a rant on how worrisome the Royals' pitching development (or lack thereof) is. 
Twitter: @royaldeluxpodE-mail: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.comShout out to r/KCRoyals

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      <pubDate>Sun, 10 Apr 2022 21:40:16 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>Too Early For Trauma, Too Late For Trouble - Royal de Lux #07</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:episode>7</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Lux</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Royals Post-game Recap, April 10, 2022: The Kansas City Royals were defeated by the Cleveland Guardians by a score of 3-17.  The Royals are now 2-1 while the Guardians are 1-2.  The winning pitcher was Cal Quantrill (1-0, 3.60 ERA) of the Guardians, the losing pitcher was Kris Bubic (0-1, 67.50 ERA) of the Royals.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Episode 1 of hopefully just 1 in the Fire Cal Eldred Series.  The Royals repeat their traumatic struggles through 2021 by letting every opposing batter under the midwestern sun hit and score, leading to what is an early contender for worst game of the season.  This episode is not much of a post-game breakdown and more of a rant on how worrisome the Royals' pitching development (or lack thereof) is. 
Twitter: @royaldeluxpodE-mail: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.comShout out to r/KCRoyals

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        <![CDATA[<p>Episode 1 of hopefully just 1 in the Fire Cal Eldred Series.  The Royals repeat their traumatic struggles through 2021 by letting every opposing batter under the midwestern sun hit and score, leading to what is an early contender for worst game of the season.  This episode is not much of a post-game breakdown and more of a rant on how worrisome the Royals' pitching development (or lack thereof) is.<br> </p><p>Twitter: @royaldeluxpod<br>E-mail: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.com<br>Shout out to r/KCRoyals</p>
<p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>1089</itunes:duration>
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      <title>Invincible - Royal de Lux #06</title>
      <link>https://royal-de-lux.simplecast.com/episodes/invincible-royal-de-lux-06-1l_buPDA</link>
      <description>The Royals' second game of the year had an extra inning--and it could have had more if not for Bobby Witt Jr. saving the day AGAIN, this time with his glove.  The Royals' defense was nigh invincible today, and that went hand-in-hand with the strike-efficient pitching from the staff, most notably from Brad Keller who is in desperate need of a comeback.  Everything that happened in the game (hopefully) is covered in today's episode of the Royal de Lux Podcast.
Twitter: @royaldeluxpodE-mail: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.comShout out to r/KCRoyals

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      <pubDate>Sat, 09 Apr 2022 23:48:12 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>Invincible - Royal de Lux #06</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:episode>6</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Lux</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>April 09, 2022 Post-game recap: The Kansas City Royals defeated the Cleveland Guardians by a score of 1-0 in 10 innings.  The Royals are now 2-0 while the Guardians are 0-2.  The winning pitcher was Collin Snider (1-0, 0.00 ERA) of the Royals, the losing pitcher was Emmanuel Clase (0-1, -- ERA) of the Guardians.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>The Royals' second game of the year had an extra inning--and it could have had more if not for Bobby Witt Jr. saving the day AGAIN, this time with his glove.  The Royals' defense was nigh invincible today, and that went hand-in-hand with the strike-efficient pitching from the staff, most notably from Brad Keller who is in desperate need of a comeback.  Everything that happened in the game (hopefully) is covered in today's episode of the Royal de Lux Podcast.
Twitter: @royaldeluxpodE-mail: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.comShout out to r/KCRoyals

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        <![CDATA[<p>The Royals' second game of the year had an extra inning--and it could have had more if not for Bobby Witt Jr. saving the day AGAIN, this time with his glove.  The Royals' defense was nigh invincible today, and that went hand-in-hand with the strike-efficient pitching from the staff, most notably from Brad Keller who is in desperate need of a comeback.  Everything that happened in the game (hopefully) is covered in today's episode of the Royal de Lux Podcast.</p><p>Twitter: @royaldeluxpod<br>E-mail: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.com<br>Shout out to r/KCRoyals</p>
<p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>1312</itunes:duration>
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      <title>Predicting Every MLB Team Record in 2022 - Royal de Lux #05</title>
      <link>https://royal-de-lux.simplecast.com/episodes/predicting-every-mlb-team-record-in-2022-royal-de-lux-05-uJaVvJ04</link>
      <description>Today's an off-day, so I thought I should give my day-late predictions on the MLB season: what every team's record will look like, who will make the World Series, and who will win Cy Young, MVP and Rookie of the Year.  Fair warning: I have absolutely no idea what I'm talking about!
Twitter: @royaldeluxpodE-mail: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.comShout out to r/KCRoyals

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      <pubDate>Fri, 08 Apr 2022 12:18:03 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>Predicting Every MLB Team Record in 2022 - Royal de Lux #05</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:episode>5</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Lux</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>April 08, 2022.  The Royals are not playing a game today, so we're gonna talk about something else; in this case, where every team will finish and why.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Today's an off-day, so I thought I should give my day-late predictions on the MLB season: what every team's record will look like, who will make the World Series, and who will win Cy Young, MVP and Rookie of the Year.  Fair warning: I have absolutely no idea what I'm talking about!
Twitter: @royaldeluxpodE-mail: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.comShout out to r/KCRoyals

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Today's an off-day, so I thought I should give my day-late predictions on the MLB season: what every team's record will look like, who will make the World Series, and who will win Cy Young, MVP and Rookie of the Year.  Fair warning: I have absolutely no idea what I'm talking about!</p><p>Twitter: @royaldeluxpod<br>E-mail: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.com<br>Shout out to r/KCRoyals</p>
<p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>5231</itunes:duration>
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      <title>Awaken, Bobby Witt Jr. - Royal de Lux #04</title>
      <link>https://royal-de-lux.simplecast.com/episodes/awaken-bobby-witt-jr-royal-de-lux-04-_4iESJy2</link>
      <description>The 2022 season kicks off with a lot of sentimentality, and a lot of reasons to be excited as the Royals win their first game thanks to the man with the most expectations to be saddled with.  Bobby Witt Jr. has truly brought salvation to us all, and Zack Greinke seems to make peace with Kansas City once and for all.  Also, Hunter Dozier does several things wrong because of course he does.
Twitter: @royaldeluxpodE-mail: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.comShout out to r/KCRoyals

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      <pubDate>Fri, 08 Apr 2022 01:24:49 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>Awaken, Bobby Witt Jr. - Royal de Lux #04</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:episode>4</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Lux</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>April 07, 2022 Post-game recap: The Kansas City Royals defeated the Cleveland Guardians by a score of 3-1. </itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>The 2022 season kicks off with a lot of sentimentality, and a lot of reasons to be excited as the Royals win their first game thanks to the man with the most expectations to be saddled with.  Bobby Witt Jr. has truly brought salvation to us all, and Zack Greinke seems to make peace with Kansas City once and for all.  Also, Hunter Dozier does several things wrong because of course he does.
Twitter: @royaldeluxpodE-mail: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.comShout out to r/KCRoyals

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The 2022 season kicks off with a lot of sentimentality, and a lot of reasons to be excited as the Royals win their first game thanks to the man with the most expectations to be saddled with.  Bobby Witt Jr. has truly brought salvation to us all, and Zack Greinke seems to make peace with Kansas City once and for all.  Also, Hunter Dozier does several things wrong because of course he does.</p><p>Twitter: @royaldeluxpod<br>E-mail: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.com<br>Shout out to r/KCRoyals</p>
<p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>1958</itunes:duration>
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      <title>The Whit Merrifield Pseudo-Extension and OPENING DAY HYPE!! - Royal de Lux #03</title>
      <link>https://royal-de-lux.simplecast.com/episodes/the-whit-merrifield-pseudo-extension-and-opening-day-hype-royal-de-lux-03-vC25AeLR</link>
      <description>Here's a short, witty description that I'm typing at 200 words per minute while I literally rush out the door to Kauffman.  Because it's OPENING DAY!!  With the prodigal son himself Bobby Witt Jr. making his MLB debut!  So, real quickly, I wanted to talk about that and the weird "extension" that Whit Merrifield got last night.

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      <pubDate>Thu, 07 Apr 2022 17:12:49 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>The Whit Merrifield Pseudo-Extension and OPENING DAY HYPE!! - Royal de Lux #03</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:episode>3</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Lux</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Episode 3.mp3</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Here's a short, witty description that I'm typing at 200 words per minute while I literally rush out the door to Kauffman.  Because it's OPENING DAY!!  With the prodigal son himself Bobby Witt Jr. making his MLB debut!  So, real quickly, I wanted to talk about that and the weird "extension" that Whit Merrifield got last night.

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        <![CDATA[<p>Here's a short, witty description that I'm typing at 200 words per minute while I literally rush out the door to Kauffman.  Because it's OPENING DAY!!  With the prodigal son himself Bobby Witt Jr. making his MLB debut!  So, real quickly, I wanted to talk about that and the weird "extension" that Whit Merrifield got last night.</p>
<p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>1302</itunes:duration>
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      <title>Rapid-Fire Roster Review - Royal de Lux #02</title>
      <link>https://royal-de-lux.simplecast.com/episodes/rapid-fire-roster-review-royal-de-lux-02-eKusAaxg</link>
      <description>I wonder which of these guys will receive prrrromotions.  In episode two of the Royal de Lux Podcast, I rub my two brain cells twogether two evaluate the Royals' Major League roster before they cut two more players from it, in anticipation of twomorrow's big day.  Tuturu!
Twitter: @royaldeluxpodE-mail: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.comShout out to r/KCRoyals

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      <pubDate>Wed, 06 Apr 2022 16:38:47 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>Rapid-Fire Roster Review - Royal de Lux #02</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:episode>2</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Lux</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Two!  Two episodes of this podcast!!  It's an official series now!!  I'm living out my dreams as we speak!!!!!</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>I wonder which of these guys will receive prrrromotions.  In episode two of the Royal de Lux Podcast, I rub my two brain cells twogether two evaluate the Royals' Major League roster before they cut two more players from it, in anticipation of twomorrow's big day.  Tuturu!
Twitter: @royaldeluxpodE-mail: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.comShout out to r/KCRoyals

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        <![CDATA[<p>I wonder which of these guys will receive prrrromotions.  In episode two of the Royal de Lux Podcast, I rub my two brain cells twogether two evaluate the Royals' Major League roster before they cut two more players from it, in anticipation of twomorrow's big day.  Tuturu!</p><p>Twitter: @royaldeluxpod<br>E-mail: royaldeluxpodcast@gmail.com<br>Shout out to r/KCRoyals</p>
<p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>Beginnings and Expectations - Royal de Lux #01</title>
      <link>https://royal-de-lux.simplecast.com/episodes/beginnings-and-expectations-royal-de-lux-01-FQe7GVlY</link>
      <description>Episode 1: The Phantom Pain.  Metal.  That's the intro song.  It's metal.  Hard metal.  Yeah.  Okay, where was I going with this.  Uhh, hi I am a person on the internet who is doing a podcast now.  I hope it doesn't upset you too much.
In my first episode, I talk about the Royals (WHAT!!!!!!!!!1) and what I think and/or hope will happen over the next few months as the 2022 baseball season is about to begin.  Man, imagine NOT having baseball this season!  What a crazy idea that was!  Ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!
Trigger warning: hazardous hopium abound.  Huff at your own risk.

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      <pubDate>Tue, 05 Apr 2022 20:45:26 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>Beginnings and Expectations - Royal de Lux #01</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:episode>1</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Lux</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Episode 1: The Phantom Pain.  Metal.  That's the intro song.  It's metal.  Hard metal.  Yeah.  Okay, where was I going with this.  Uhh, hi I am a person on the internet who is doing a podcast now.  I hope it doesn't upset you too much.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Episode 1: The Phantom Pain.  Metal.  That's the intro song.  It's metal.  Hard metal.  Yeah.  Okay, where was I going with this.  Uhh, hi I am a person on the internet who is doing a podcast now.  I hope it doesn't upset you too much.
In my first episode, I talk about the Royals (WHAT!!!!!!!!!1) and what I think and/or hope will happen over the next few months as the 2022 baseball season is about to begin.  Man, imagine NOT having baseball this season!  What a crazy idea that was!  Ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!
Trigger warning: hazardous hopium abound.  Huff at your own risk.

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        <![CDATA[<p>Episode 1: The Phantom Pain.  Metal.  That's the intro song.  It's metal.  Hard metal.  Yeah.  Okay, where was I going with this.  Uhh, hi I am a person on the internet who is doing a podcast now.  I hope it doesn't upset you too much.</p><p>In my first episode, I talk about the Royals (<strong>WHAT!!!!!!!!!1</strong>) and what I think and/or hope will happen over the next few months as the 2022 baseball season is about to begin.  Man, imagine NOT having baseball this season!  What a crazy idea that was!  Ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!</p><p>Trigger warning: hazardous hopium abound.  Huff at your own risk.</p>
<p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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