Distractible

Mark's One Man Show (Part 2)

Mon, 20 Apr 2026 06:10:00 -0000

Dear Penthouse Forum, I can't believe it happened to him.

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Anything Goes (Part 4)

Mon, 13 Apr 2026 05:10:00 -0000

Anything is on the table when the horny penguins and metal pipes come out to play.

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Oxford 3000 AND TOO

Mon, 06 Apr 2026 05:10:00 -0000

Bob decides to raise Mark and Wade's blood pressure, to test their already fragile health.

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That Sounds Good!

Mon, 30 Mar 2026 05:10:00 -0000

What do book fairs, dentists, and summer camp have in common? Well, the bible says...

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Buy My Thing!

Mon, 23 Mar 2026 09:37:00 -0000

What happened to Mark at the Oscars, and what's that under Bob's shoe?

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Dicebreakers Too!

Mon, 16 Mar 2026 05:10:00 -0000

Bob brings back a classic Distractible game, dicier than ever.

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Friday the 13th

Fri, 13 Mar 2026 05:10:00 -0000

WARNING: For today only, avoid recording ADR, baking bread, solving math equations, and watching movies starring Will Smith.

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The Smell You Can Lick

Mon, 09 Mar 2026 05:10:00 -0000

Bob tries to make sense of Mark and Wade's senses.

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Best of "Guam" (Compilation)

Sun, 08 Mar 2026 06:10:00 -0000

PUT THIS COMPILATION IN GUAM!

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Wade's Worst House Issues (Compilation)

Sat, 07 Mar 2026 08:00:00 -0000

If this compilation proves anything, it's that the Curse Of The Drowned Man is still alive well (despite what certain Bald-Face liars may want to believe.)

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Best Of The Render Farm (Compilation)

Fri, 06 Mar 2026 06:10:00 -0000

E-I-E-I-Oh boy! It's a bountiful harvest in the Distractible Vault tonight, with a collection of Mark's updates on ol' bessy herself: The Render Farm!

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How To ABCs

Fri, 06 Mar 2026 06:05:00 -0000

Professor Wade "Bald" Barnes quizzes students Mark and Bob on their knowledge of the alphabet.

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News Flash!

Mon, 02 Mar 2026 08:10:00 -0000

Bob and Wade go into the field to bring the hottest, slipperiest, and trippiest scoops to you.

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Ghostly Moments (Compilation)

Sun, 01 Mar 2026 06:10:00 -0000

Don't look now, but that just might be a spooky new compilation staring back at you in the dark...

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Worst Tech Issues (Compilation)

Sat, 28 Feb 2026 06:10:00 -0000

No need adjust your computer settings, this compilation features some the most memorable moments where things went wrong in all the right ways.

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Best of James (Compilation)

Fri, 27 Feb 2026 06:30:00 -0000

There's baby fever floating around The Distractible Vault as we share some highlights from the last few years of Bob raising his son, James.

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Solar System Tier List

Fri, 27 Feb 2026 06:23:00 -0000

Who's that peeping back at you through your telescope? Is it Mupiter? The Death Star Boob? One can only wonder...

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I'm A Doctor!

Mon, 23 Feb 2026 06:10:00 -0000

Don't your worry your precious head, just relax and let the good doctors do their jobs. *Gun Gary walks in*

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Bad Mood

Fri, 20 Feb 2026 06:10:00 -0000

The three angy boys discuss what turns each of them into grumpy-wumpy-wumpersons. Get set up quick and connect to their fast speeds. Watch Video Now: https://spotify.link/distractible

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Fortunately, Unfortunately

Mon, 16 Feb 2026 06:10:00 -0000

Fortunately, Wade has a new improv game for Bob and Mark. Unfortunately, bald.

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Draw Or Die (Part 2)

Fri, 13 Feb 2026 06:10:00 -0000

Wade's not bald, he's just drawn that way. Get set up quick and connect to their fast speeds. Check out shopify.com/distractible today

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Mark's Big Dangerous Word Game

Mon, 09 Feb 2026 06:30:00 -0000

Is that the piercing sound of an explosion, or Mark trying to sing in falsetto? We'll never know... Get set up quick and connect to their fast speeds.

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How Do You Pan?

Fri, 06 Feb 2026 06:10:00 -0000

The "Lost Boys" take a trip to Neverland to share the childhood things they'll never be too old for.

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Yeah, He'd Live

Mon, 02 Feb 2026 06:40:00 -0000

Your favorite Distractible game just got a whole lot more medical.

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Snow Days

Fri, 30 Jan 2026 06:10:00 -0000

The guys bundle up for a trip down memory lane and share their (maybe) true stories from snow days.

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Everybody Hates Dor

Mon, 26 Jan 2026 06:05:00 -0000

Mark's movie is almost out, Wade finds some time to relax, and Bob introduces his bouncing baby girl, Dor (but who tf cares about her.)

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Wade's One Man Show

Fri, 23 Jan 2026 06:10:00 -0000

The reviews are in, and critics are raving:

"Finally! A star that out-shines the rest!" - The Minion Chronicle

"If I said I didn't like it, that would be a bald-faced lie." - The Hairless Herald

"I can't f**king see!" - Bob

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Best of Unfair: Part 1 (Compilation)

Mon, 19 Jan 2026 08:40:00 -0000

The only word, besides bald, that has changed the trajectory of Distractible forever.

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Best of P*ssed Off: Part 1 (Compilation)

Fri, 16 Jan 2026 06:10:00 -0000

You better hope the Distractible Vault is fireproof, because there's a whole lot of fiery fury building up in this compilation!

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Make Wade Do It

Fri, 09 Jan 2026 06:10:00 -0000

Bob and Mark motivate Wade to start his 2026 New Year's resolutions.

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2026 Distractible Game Guide

Mon, 05 Jan 2026 06:05:00 -0000

New year, new games, same bald, same 'naise.

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Get Ready For A Lot of Ligolo

Mon, 22 Dec 2025 07:00:00 -0000

The guys alphabetically bring out the Christmas cheer with classic tales of elf prison breaks, fast food snowmen, gigantic Santas, and a whole lot of everyone's favorite character: Ligolo.

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Squid Game (Even Too-er)

Fri, 19 Dec 2025 06:10:00 -0000

The cephalopod confab returns as the guys expound upon what childhood games they'd like to see in their own version of Squid Game.

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Size Matters (Part 2)

Mon, 15 Dec 2025 06:10:00 -0000

The ultimate test of endurance returns as Mark once again puts Bob and Wade to the linguistic test. Reserve your ticket now at ironlung.com. Only in theaters January 30, 2026. Order now at ⁠pandaexpress.com⁠ or a store near you. Visit www.rocketmoney.com/Distractible

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Will It Into Existence

Fri, 12 Dec 2025 06:10:00 -0000

Another year is almost at a close, but that doesn't mean that there isn't plenty of balding- I mean... BLESSINGS to acknowledge and short-uh... SURE things to look forward to in 2026.
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Get More Faster

Mon, 08 Dec 2025 06:10:00 -0000

The Distracti-menu specials for tonight are PB & J sandwiches and boiled eggs. And wait until you see what's for dessert... Reserve your ticket now at ironlung.com. Only in theaters January 30, 2026.

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Best of Bald (Compilation)

Fri, 05 Dec 2025 06:05:00 -0000

No freak flags are flying around these parts, cause this is the baldest compilation in the wilderness!

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Best of Henry (Compilation)

Mon, 01 Dec 2025 06:05:00 -0000

A compilation dedicated to some of Henry's most memorable mentions from the podcast. Rest In Peace, Henry.

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Anything Goes (Part 3)

Fri, 28 Nov 2025 06:40:00 -0000

Alternate Title: "Wade Struggles For 45 Minutes."

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Wade's/Bob’s/Mandy’s Word Game (Featuring Markiplier)

Mon, 24 Nov 2025 09:40:00 -0000

Step aside Bob, there's a shiny new word-smith in town.

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King of the Friend Zone

Fri, 21 Nov 2025 06:10:00 -0000

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Please Laugh

Mon, 17 Nov 2025 06:09:00 -0000

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Bob's Top 5 (#2 Will Shock You!)

Fri, 14 Nov 2025 06:10:00 -0000

He's making a list, and checking it twice. He's gonna find out who's bald or lacks height.

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Best of Mark: Part 1 (Compilation)

Mon, 10 Nov 2025 06:10:00 -0000

It's time to relax with a copy of Penthouse Forum and plate of cannolis, because this compilation is all about the moon man himself, Mark.

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Best of Bob: Part 1 (Compilation)

Fri, 07 Nov 2025 06:10:00 -0000

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Best of Wade: Part 1 (Compilation)

Mon, 03 Nov 2025 06:10:00 -0000

It's time once again to venture into "The Distractible Vault" to retrieve some of the most bald, car-less, and boat-loving moments of the King of Meat himself, Wade.

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Viewer Discretion Is Advised

Fri, 31 Oct 2025 05:10:00 -0000

View and listen with caution, because no amount of discretion is guaranteed to keep frog swallowing mouse nut babies at bay... especially tonight... Experience all-out warfare. Battlefield 6 is available now. Get set up quick and connect to their fast speeds.

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World Record (Today)

Mon, 27 Oct 2025 05:10:00 -0000

Hiii...

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Nah, I'd Lose

Fri, 24 Oct 2025 05:10:00 -0000

Not all battles are worth winning.

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The Oxford 3000

Mon, 20 Oct 2025 05:10:00 -0000

Bob returns with another word game that is guaranteed to absolutely destroy Mark and Wade's egos.

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The Cursed Episode

Fri, 17 Oct 2025 05:10:00 -0000

Wade continues to keep the spoopy season in gear by hosting a discussion about bald-chilling curses and legends. Experience all-out warfare. Battlefield 6 is available now. Learn more at uber.com/onourway

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In This Game... Only Letters, Friends!

Mon, 13 Oct 2025 05:36:00 -0000

A Distractible episode is worth a thousand words.

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Three Sentence Horror Stories

Fri, 10 Oct 2025 04:10:00 -0000

Make sure you got the scary tape handy, because you'll need to keep your hairs from standing after this spoopy episode.

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A Harrowing Journey

Mon, 06 Oct 2025 05:10:00 -0000

Before Wade hosts a game of "Would You Rather," Mark proves that the journey from Ohio isn't always a happy one.

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Wade Has An Interest

Fri, 03 Oct 2025 05:10:00 -0000

What happens on the Distracti-couch, stays on the Distracti-couch.

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The Pee Covered Episode

Tue, 30 Sep 2025 05:10:00 -0000

The boys are finally back together again in Ohio, ready to let their streams of consciousness flow out in person. And from the looks of their streams, one of the guys is definitely allergic to Skyline, and another has a severe foot injury.

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Shame, Shame, Shame

Fri, 26 Sep 2025 05:10:00 -0000

A walk of atonement is in order for the long list of people that Mark, Bob, and Wade have deemed the most shameful.

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For Folk's Sake

Mon, 22 Sep 2025 05:10:00 -0000

The guys prove that being an adult doesn't keep spoopy characters from attacking if you're naughty. Get set up quick and connect to their fast speeds.

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Bob's One Man Show

Fri, 19 Sep 2025 05:10:00 -0000

The spotlight gets turned over to Bob as he performs a one man show, written just for him by Mark and Wade. Get set up quick and connect to their fast speeds. Learn more at uber.com/onourway

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Let's Get Deep

Mon, 15 Sep 2025 05:10:00 -0000

Bob encourages Mark and Wade to jump in the deep end of various topics.

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Anything Goes (Part 2)

Fri, 12 Sep 2025 06:52:00 -0000

Mark returns from his weekly hospital trip to warn us all about the dangers of eating vegetables. Get set up quick and connect to their fast speeds. Learn more at uber.com/onourway

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What The Hell Is That?

Mon, 08 Sep 2025 05:10:00 -0000

MERCH IS OFFICIALLY BACK: https://distractible.shop/ Bob shares his big diction energy with Mark and Wade in his obscure word guessing game. Get set up quick and connect to their fast speeds. Learn more at uber.com/onourway

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Legend of The Monkey's Paw (Part 2)

Fri, 05 Sep 2025 05:10:00 -0000

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Drama Alarm

Mon, 01 Sep 2025 05:10:00 -0000

The Distractible hosts are ready to take down the other chart-topping podcasts and reclaim their rightful position to number one.

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Hide The Penny (Part 2)

Fri, 29 Aug 2025 05:10:00 -0000

You know it's time to search for pennies when Mark strips down and Wade starts speaking French.

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Legend of The Monkey's Paw

Mon, 25 Aug 2025 05:28:00 -0000

The curse of the monkey themed episodes continues to linger as Wade gives Mark and Bob some profound choices to make. Shopping. Streaming. Savings. It’s on Prime. Visit Amazon.com/prime to get more out of whatever you’re into. Get set up quick and connect to their fast speeds.

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Hinged or Unhinged

Fri, 22 Aug 2025 05:10:00 -0000

No more monkey-ing around, we have bigger fish to fry... then place in the restaurant bathroom. Shopping. Streaming. Savings. It’s on Prime. Visit Amazon.com/prime to get more out of whatever you’re into.

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Draw or Die

Mon, 18 Aug 2025 05:10:00 -0000

Mark challenges Bob and Wade to draw for their lives in this Pictionary style game.

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Hot Takes, Cold Truths

Fri, 15 Aug 2025 05:10:00 -0000

Chef Wade Ramsay orders competitors Mark and Bob to the kitchen to cook up some cold-cut truths and sizzlin' hot takes.

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Size Matters

Mon, 11 Aug 2025 05:10:00 -0000

Mark puts Bob and Wade to the linguistic test to see how they can make famous quotes. Shopping. Streaming. Savings. It’s on Prime. Visit Amazon.com/prime to get more out of whatever you’re into.

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Record Setting Guessing

Fri, 08 Aug 2025 05:06:00 -0000

Distractible has officially set the record for World's Best Dad, World's Baldest, and World's Shortest.

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Fourth of Poo-gust

Mon, 04 Aug 2025 05:10:00 -0000

The guys pop a squat and push out some topics for this steaming hot August episode.

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Devil's Advocate (Part 2)

Fri, 01 Aug 2025 05:10:00 -0000

It's time for the devil once again to come collect what's owed to him: a strong argument. Shopping. Streaming. Savings. It’s on Prime. Visit Amazon.com/prime to get more out of whatever you’re into.

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Oregon Trail

Mon, 28 Jul 2025 05:32:00 -0000

3 men, one trail, and a whole lot of dysentery and grandfather clocks.

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I Miss The Old Distractible (Part 2)

Fri, 25 Jul 2025 05:10:00 -0000

Back in my day, it used to cost only five cents to watch Mark, Bob, and Wade talk about maggots, beavers, and feces.

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Wade Lied To Us

Mon, 21 Jul 2025 05:10:00 -0000

Can we ever really trust Wade though? Anyone with that amount of shine is sure to have his secrets.

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Don't Google Pin Buttock

Fri, 18 Jul 2025 05:10:00 -0000

"Bard" Bob doth take Wadeiam Shakespeare and Markbeth out for a night at the theatre.

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I See Two Paths

Mon, 14 Jul 2025 05:10:00 -0000

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I Miss The Old Distractible

Fri, 11 Jul 2025 05:10:00 -0000

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Fourth of Poo-ly

Mon, 07 Jul 2025 05:10:00 -0000

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I Farted During This Episode

Fri, 04 Jul 2025 05:52:00 -0000

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Gaming News

Mon, 30 Jun 2025 05:10:00 -0000

Three "expert" gamers share their "expertise" on the past, present, and future of the gaming world. This episode is brought to you by vitaminwater. Grab a vitaminwater today. Learn more at uber.com/onourway

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20 "Simple" Questions

Fri, 27 Jun 2025 05:10:00 -0000

It's been quite some time since Bob last decided torture Mark and Wade with trivia. Let's fix that right now. This episode is brought to you by vitaminwater. Grab a vitaminwater today. Learn more at uber.com/onourway

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Frog Sticks!

Mon, 23 Jun 2025 05:10:00 -0000

What do frogs, cluckin', Franz Ferdinand, and loud moans all have in common? Just ask Wade... This episode is brought to you by vitaminwater. Grab a vitaminwater today. Learn more at uber.com/onourway

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Sisyphean (Sis-uh-fee-uhn)

Fri, 20 Jun 2025 08:25:00 -0000

Bob and Wade must carry the weight of Mark's game on their shoulders.

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Nah, I'd Win (Part 4)

Mon, 16 Jun 2025 05:10:00 -0000

Everyone's favorite role-playing game just got a whole lot more bald. This episode is brought to you by vitaminwater. Grab a vitaminwater today.

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They've Gone Too Far!

Fri, 13 Jun 2025 05:10:00 -0000

If the tech ain't broke, don't fix it. Unless you're Wade, in which case everything is broken. This episode is brought to you by vitaminwater. Grab a vitaminwater today.

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Sometimes We Just Chat

Mon, 09 Jun 2025 08:23:00 -0000

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Somehow, Even More Broken News

Fri, 06 Jun 2025 05:05:00 -0000

The number one trusted news source for pregnant people, meat puppets, and parrots is back!

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Bob's Small, Even Dumber Word Game

Mon, 02 Jun 2025 05:10:00 -0000

The guys play a word game so dumb, even a mechanic fixing Wade's plumbing could do it. This episode is brought to you by vitaminwater. Grab a vitaminwater today. Visit Amazon.com/prime to get more out of whatever you’re into.

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We Hate These States

Fri, 30 May 2025 05:10:00 -0000

The Yankee Doodle Daddies decide to do some long needed gerrymandering.

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Peekaboo!

Mon, 26 May 2025 09:00:00 -0000

Chef Wade is back in the kitchen serving up some more hot and steamy euphemisms, with a side of red onions and corn off the cob. DOOM: The Dark Ages: Stand and Fight. Available now at: beth.games/3WDZI4V Visit Amazon.com/prime to get more out of whatever you’re into.

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Don't Get Me Started

Fri, 23 May 2025 05:10:00 -0000

Is Mark's masochism, Bob's parental instinct, and Wade's Scottish accent enough to take down 100 gorillas? And we're only getting started...

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A Disgusting Episode

Mon, 19 May 2025 07:17:00 -0000

Well, that was gross... DOOM: The Dark Ages: Stand and Fight. Available now at: beth.games/3WDZI4V Download the Rocket Money app now, and tell them I sent you!

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Mark's Big Dumb Word Game

Fri, 16 May 2025 05:10:00 -0000

Mark wreaks revenge and havoc on Bob and Wade for all those definitely, totally not deserved losses. DOOM: The Dark Ages: Stand and Fight. Available now at: beth.games/3WDZI4V Visit Amazon.com/prime to get more out of whatever you’re into.

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Three Word Sales Pitch

Mon, 12 May 2025 06:00:00 -0000

Just because we don't have merch right now, doesn't mean we still can't try to sell you stuff! DOOM: The Dark Ages, coming May 15th. Pre-Order at: beth.games/3WDZI4V This episode is brought to you by Degree Deodorant. Grab the original Cool Rush at Walmart or Target today.

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idk, some "Q"s

Fri, 09 May 2025 06:25:00 -0000

W asks B & M some grade A "Q"s. DOOM: The Dark Ages, coming May 15th. Pre-Order at: beth.games/3WDZI4V Learn more at uber.com/onourway

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Who Is Us?

Mon, 05 May 2025 05:39:00 -0000

All of the Distractible crossovers you've dreamt off, jam-packed into one episode!

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Weird (Part 4)

Fri, 02 May 2025 05:10:00 -0000

Can Wade sneak his oozing and thronging weirdness past Mark and Bob? DOOM: The Dark Ages, coming May 15th. Pre-Order at: beth.games/3WDZI4V Learn more at uber.com/onourway

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The Even More Perfecter Crime

Mon, 28 Apr 2025 06:35:00 -0000

Markiplier presents, "A Heist with Bob & Wade." This episode is brought to you by Degree Deodorant. Grab the original Cool Rush at Walmart or Target today. Download the Rocket Money app now, and tell them we sent you!

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Dippy Dawg Does Dunkirk

Fri, 25 Apr 2025 05:10:00 -0000

The greatest public domain story ever told finally comes to the big screen.

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The Perfecter Crime

Mon, 21 Apr 2025 06:45:00 -0000

Orange Is The New Distract.

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Wade Screws Up At 47 Minutes

Fri, 18 Apr 2025 05:10:00 -0000

Wade may have screwed up, but at least he's got the voice of an absolute angel.

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Even More Broken News

Mon, 14 Apr 2025 05:10:00 -0000

The internet's most reliable news source is back, but maybe not better than ever.

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Slice of Life

Fri, 11 Apr 2025 05:10:00 -0000

The Distractible Time Machine™ is still running, and this time Wade is in the driver's seat.

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Nah, I'd Win (Part 3)

Mon, 07 Apr 2025 05:10:00 -0000

WARNING: CHOKING HAZARD, large quantities of beans and hyperventilation.

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Distractible Travel Guide: Cincinnati

Fri, 04 Apr 2025 05:10:00 -0000

The dudes are bringing it back home with this one.

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Animal Noises Too

Mon, 31 Mar 2025 05:10:00 -0000

This episode is brought to you by Walmart Subscriptions. Groceries and essentials, delivered on repeat. Welcome to your Walmart.

Old Mark-plier had another farm. E.

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Faster or Slower?

Fri, 28 Mar 2025 05:10:00 -0000

Whether you like it fast or slow, Distractible is here to satisfy.

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Illegal Advice Too

Mon, 24 Mar 2025 05:10:00 -0000

This episode of Distractible pleads the fifth. Any further information will require the presence of a lawyer. Or just get Bob or Wade, that should be good enough.

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The Best, The Worst

Fri, 21 Mar 2025 05:10:00 -0000

For better or for worse, this episode is about the best and the worst.

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We've Never Done This Before

Mon, 17 Mar 2025 05:10:00 -0000

Look at my ice! It's time for some good ol' fashioned icebreakers with Bob!

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Our Shirts Are Out

Fri, 14 Mar 2025 05:10:00 -0000

A moist bear and a hot fox, both with soapy eyes, walk into a bar in Australia. One orders a "Kadoova", the other orders a "Chump." And let me tell ya, that bartender got the greatest e****ion you've ever seen in your entire life.

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September 10th

Mon, 10 Mar 2025 05:10:00 -0000

Keep your hands, arms, feet, Pokémon and Blockbuster cards inside Mark's time machine at all times. And remember, every action has an equal and opposite distraction.

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Hide The Penny

Fri, 07 Mar 2025 10:30:00 -0000

For the price of one penny, you could have all the toy trains, crusty socks, and dead bodies imaginable!

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Right In The Sauce Box

Mon, 03 Mar 2025 06:10:00 -0000

Things are gettin' real saucy between Wade, Bob, Mark, George & Martha Washington, skating flies, briefcase puppies, and a whole lot of ketchup.

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Who Want Million?

Fri, 28 Feb 2025 06:10:00 -0000

I want million, you want million, we all want million! (Celebrity guest appearances by Bob's Dad and Benjamin Franklin.)

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When Was That Again?

Mon, 24 Feb 2025 06:10:00 -0000

When is this? Where am I? Who's asking me all these trivia questions? Why is that man putting a condom on a bullet? And why is that other man... BALD?!

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Mark's One Man Show

Fri, 21 Feb 2025 12:04:00 -0000

Mark's life flashes before his very eyes, at the whim of Bob and Wade.

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The Council of Distractible (Part 2)

Mon, 17 Feb 2025 06:10:00 -0000

The three founding fathers gather once again to re-evaluate the sacred text that is the "Distractible Constitution."

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Mark Prepared For This

Fri, 14 Feb 2025 06:20:00 -0000

Cloacas, buttholes, and toxic gas. That can only mean one thing... Mark's hosting!

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WordPad Broke

Mon, 10 Feb 2025 06:10:00 -0000

All of Wade's beautiful ideas... gone. Oh well, at least we still have kinky clowns, rooftop ninjas, and extra powerful bidets.

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Acronyms, But Better

Fri, 07 Feb 2025 06:10:00 -0000

Dudes Innovatively Spell The Right Acronyms Correctly Tonight (Nailed it.)

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Big Dog Energy

Mon, 03 Feb 2025 08:50:00 -0000

No animals were harmed in the making of this episode. Mostly because Mark doesn't know how to use a gun.

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More Broken News

Fri, 31 Jan 2025 06:10:00 -0000

Wade gets himself canceled.

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Order Matters Too

Mon, 27 Jan 2025 06:10:00 -0000

Welcome to the Distractible Cafe! Enjoy a nice hot cup of Mark's Finger Espresso or Wade's Frog Coffee, while relaxing in a chair that was assembled the wrong order by Bob.

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There's An Easter Egg At 43:51

Fri, 24 Jan 2025 06:10:00 -0000

Better keep your eyes open, bidets spraying, and reusable toilet paper wiping for this unbelievable easter egg.

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Knives, Fire, and Pickup Trucks

Mon, 20 Jan 2025 06:10:00 -0000

Donate to the LA Wildfire Relief: https://tiltify.com/@tiltify-impact-fund/lawildfires.

As the podcast returns: Mark recounts his evacuation, Wade still doesn't have a car, and Bob is... the host.

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Where Am I?!

Fri, 10 Jan 2025 06:10:00 -0000

Pilot Captain Wade takes Mark and Bob on a flight across the country to gaze down upon the oddly named towns of America. And Russia. And Ancient Greece. Wait...

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The Distractible Paradox

Mon, 06 Jan 2025 06:10:00 -0000

There is a fifth dimension, beyond that which is known to listeners or viewers. It is a dimension as vast as Mark's hyper-fixations, and lies between the surface of Wade's head and the summit of Bob's knowledge of phone cases. This is the dimension of distraction. It is an episode which we call... The Distractible Paradox.

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Time and Stuff

Fri, 03 Jan 2025 08:30:00 -0000

It's always the right time for Distractible. Except maybe while driving.

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Does Order Matters?

Mon, 30 Dec 2024 07:00:00 -0000

New additions to the "Distractible Trigger Kit": a sandwich, a bowl of cereal, and un-torn wrapping paper.

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New Year, Old Us

Fri, 27 Dec 2024 06:10:00 -0000

Three! Two! One! We Failed! Oh, and happy new year I guess...

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Merry Christmas, Bob!

Mon, 23 Dec 2024 06:10:00 -0000

Oh, by gosh, by golly! It's time for buying gifts for Bobby.

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[Insert Topic Here]

Fri, 20 Dec 2024 06:10:00 -0000

[Insert description about Mark not having an episode idea here.]

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What's Wrong With Video Games?

Mon, 16 Dec 2024 07:30:00 -0000

Forget about video games, Mark bought a kilogram of WHAT?!?!

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Mark of Theseus

Fri, 13 Dec 2024 07:40:00 -0000

Have you heard of the Mark of Theseus?

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The Cost Is Correct

Mon, 09 Dec 2024 06:10:00 -0000

If you're having extreme tech issues or dropping your used prophylactics in restaurants… COME ON DOWNNN!!! You’re the next contestant on “The Cost Is Correct!”

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Bob's Fridge (Part 2)

Fri, 06 Dec 2024 06:30:00 -0000

There are two certainties in life: Mark will ALWAYS have obsessions, and Bob will NEVER be able to own a decent fridge.

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Top 10 Things

Mon, 02 Dec 2024 06:10:00 -0000

Mark, Wade, and the Mysterious Ghost of Muyskerm climb the ranks by guessing the "Top Ten Things" in Bob's categories.

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Wade For President

Fri, 29 Nov 2024 06:00:00 -0000

Together, we can Make America Wade Again!

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Florida or No Florida?

Mon, 25 Nov 2024 06:10:00 -0000

Bob, Mark and Wade find out if what happens in Florida stays in Florida.

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Nah, I'd Win (Part 2)

Fri, 22 Nov 2024 06:10:00 -0000

Never interrupt a pig during his 30 minute orgasm. NEVER.

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The Election Episode

Mon, 18 Nov 2024 06:10:00 -0000

Distractible: America's #1 trusted news source brings you all of the exclusive and unbiased coverage you need for the 2024 presidential election. Pig orgasms.

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Wade Is Sopping

Fri, 15 Nov 2024 06:10:00 -0000

Bob's word games always get us dripping with excitement.

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Get Mad Libs

Mon, 11 Nov 2024 06:10:00 -0000

Wade is (adjective) to be (verb)ing Mark and Bob the challenge to (verb) in this new (noun) all about Mad Libs.

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Edutainment!

Fri, 08 Nov 2024 06:10:00 -0000

Professor Mark gives students Bob and Wade the hefty assignment to find the most entertaining and educational content before dismissal.

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Wadey’s Wittle Phiwosophy Hour (Part 2)

Mon, 04 Nov 2024 06:10:00 -0000

Phiwosopher Wade has weturned with an even warger question to expwore: Do we have fwee will?

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Definitely Real Things

Fri, 01 Nov 2024 05:10:00 -0000

The guys are spreading the good word in Bob's new game for Mark and Wade.

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Never Hug Your Teacher

Mon, 28 Oct 2024 05:10:00 -0000

Mark, Wade, and Bob have a good ole fashioned cringe measuring contest.

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Movie Villain Awards

Fri, 25 Oct 2024 09:20:00 -0000

Is the Gingerdead Man's derisiveness and Lady Dimitrescu hypnosis over Mark powerful enough to earn them the highest award Wade can give?

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Two Sentence Horror Stories

Mon, 21 Oct 2024 04:10:00 -0000

Boo Bob, Wicked Wade, and Mark put their years of spoopy gaming experience to the test in this ghastly challenge.

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QUITTER!

Fri, 18 Oct 2024 05:10:00 -0000

You know what they say: Quit while you're a bald head.

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Parlor Games

Mon, 14 Oct 2024 13:50:00 -0000

It's all fun and games until we bring out the sweaty lawyers and Wade's camera cuts out.

NOTE: This episode was recorded months prior, but is being released now to work with the host schedule.

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Get More Stupider (Part 2)

Fri, 11 Oct 2024 05:10:00 -0000

"Looks like stupid is back on the menu, boys!"

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Try New Things

Mon, 07 Oct 2024 05:10:00 -0000

The dude's reminisce about the good, the bad, and straight up weird experiences they've had with trying new things.

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What Song Do You See?

Fri, 04 Oct 2024 10:20:00 -0000

Mark and Wade press shuffle on Bob's playlist and let their minds go on a journey.

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The Most Cursed Moments

Mon, 30 Sep 2024 05:10:00 -0000

With the spookiest of seasons approaching, there's no better way to pregame than by reflecting on some of the most horrifying moments to ever occur in Distractible history.

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All Nighters

Fri, 27 Sep 2024 05:10:00 -0000

We learn what keeps Mark, Bob, and Wade up at night.

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The Episode You Can Taste

Mon, 23 Sep 2024 08:40:00 -0000

This episode will leave a good, a bad, and perhaps a poo milk taste in your mouth.

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Nah, I'd Win

Fri, 20 Sep 2024 05:10:00 -0000

It's a mouse... it's a fly... it's a salmon... no! It's Wade and Bob using their animal instincts to defeat predators in Mark's game.

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WikiHow About Now?

Mon, 16 Sep 2024 05:10:00 -0000

Time to crack open the ole Distractopedia and see if Bob, Mark, and Wade can match the correct (and severely cursed) WikiHow image to it's title.

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Talent

Fri, 13 Sep 2024 05:10:00 -0000

Wade shines the spotlight on Bob and Mark to showcase their hidden talents and their envy of other people's talent.

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Best Of The Old Ads (Part One)

Mon, 09 Sep 2024 05:10:00 -0000

After years of excruciating research and archaeological breakthroughs, the long lost Distractible ad reads have finally being unearthed!

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Bob's Secret Words

Fri, 06 Sep 2024 08:30:00 -0000

Step aside Wade and Mark, it's time for Bob to show us all how to properly do "Secret Words"... again...

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Conspiracy. CHANGE!

Mon, 02 Sep 2024 05:10:00 -0000

Are conspiracy theories a game to you?! Good, because that's exaclty what Mark has turned them into.

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We Won't Get Banned For This (NSFW)

Fri, 30 Aug 2024 05:10:00 -0000

(WARNING: NSFW)

Distractible: Bridging the gap between porn and podcasts since 2024.

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Mark's Secret Words

Mon, 26 Aug 2024 05:10:00 -0000

Step aside Wade, it's time for Mark to show us all how to properly do "Secret Words." Maybe...

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The Dumb Of Introverts

Fri, 23 Aug 2024 05:10:00 -0000

Please don't talk to us, talk to Wade instead. He's the extrovert.

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On Success

Mon, 19 Aug 2024 05:10:00 -0000

Bob, Mark, and Wade reflect on the little victories and major milestones they've had over the years.

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Get More Stupider

Fri, 16 Aug 2024 05:10:00 -0000

Stupidity isn't a virus, but it sure is spreading like one.

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Big or Small (Part 2)

Mon, 12 Aug 2024 05:10:00 -0000

The question stills needs answering, and the dudes are here to finally solve it...again: Big or Small?

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Wade's Secret Words (Part 2)

Fri, 09 Aug 2024 05:10:00 -0000

Shhh! There's a new, secret twist to this sequel of the classic Distractible episode.

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The Last Great Debate

Mon, 05 Aug 2024 05:10:00 -0000

Bob, Wade, and Mark reveal themselves as the master debaters they really are.

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Worm Love

Fri, 02 Aug 2024 05:10:00 -0000

Would you still love Distractible if it was a worm?

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Tongue Twisters

Mon, 29 Jul 2024 05:10:00 -0000

Distracted Dudes Look Dumb Doing Daunting Dictions.

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Theater Of The Mind

Fri, 26 Jul 2024 05:10:00 -0000

The inner machinations of Wade's mind is an enigma...

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Glauber Salt

Mon, 22 Jul 2024 05:30:00 -0000

This salty Distractible episode uses cookies, which may or may not be made by secretive elves.

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A Special Message For Our Listeners

Fri, 19 Jul 2024 07:50:00 -0000

Wade, Mark, and Bob embark on a mission to design the perfect mascot for Distractible.

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Red 40, Set Hut!

Mon, 15 Jul 2024 05:30:00 -0000

Red red dye, goes to Mark's head.

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Sorry For My Singing

Fri, 12 Jul 2024 05:30:00 -0000

Bob, Mark, and Wade make sweet sweet music with each other.

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The Dumb of Humanity

Mon, 08 Jul 2024 05:10:00 -0000

I stupid. You stupid. He/she/me, stupid.

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Saving You Money!

Fri, 05 Jul 2024 05:10:00 -0000

Because the only money you should be spending is at distractiblestore.com

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Best Of Times, Worst Of Times

Mon, 01 Jul 2024 05:10:00 -0000

The guys have seen a lot of good and bad things in their time. Especially Wade, since he’s such an ancient being.

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It's Mark's Birthday (Part 2)

Fri, 28 Jun 2024 05:10:00 -0000

Happy Birthday Mark! To celebrate, we made some non-artificially dyed punch that you can soak up with your balls!

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20 Easy Questions

Mon, 24 Jun 2024 05:10:00 -0000

Bob successfully destroys Mark and Wade's egos with trivia.

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We Might Have Started The Fire

Fri, 21 Jun 2024 07:00:00 -0000

Wade desperately seeks help from the guys to update Billy Joel's classic hit.

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The Room Where It Happened

Mon, 17 Jun 2024 10:28:00 -0000

The guys finally return back to the place where it all began. (With special guest star: Momiplier)

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We Should Buy A Movie Theater!

Fri, 14 Jun 2024 05:10:00 -0000

Buckle up, grab your popcorn, and call the best lawyer you know. Because it's time for a Distractible Road Trip to the movies!

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The Inaugural Boat Episode

Mon, 10 Jun 2024 05:10:00 -0000

Captain Mark, First Mate Bob, and Wade board the S.S. Distractible to sail the seven seas in search of the ultimate treasure: new laws for the constitution.

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Shotgun Roulette

Fri, 07 Jun 2024 05:10:00 -0000

So it's come to this... all the drama, the chapstick, the baldness. Now, it's just Wade, Bob, Mark, and a gun.

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Two Truths And A Lie

Mon, 03 Jun 2024 05:10:00 -0000

Must... have... a peaceful... and not... rage filled... game episode!

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My Body Betrayed Me

Fri, 31 May 2024 05:10:00 -0000

Wade attempts to lower the self esteems of Mark and Bob.

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Naming 100 Women

Mon, 27 May 2024 05:10:00 -0000

100 women vs the 3 dudes. Also Mark can't spell.

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World Wade Supremacy

Fri, 24 May 2024 05:10:00 -0000

THEY'RE TRYING TO STOP US! TAKE THIS EPISODE, STUDY IT'S CONTENT, AND PROTECT IT AT ALL COSTS! DO IT NOW, BEFORE IT'S TOO LA- *offline*

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1000 Hour Energy

Mon, 20 May 2024 05:10:00 -0000

Mark doesn't want to live forever, he just wants to see how much living his body can take.

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It's Over, It's Done

Fri, 17 May 2024 05:10:00 -0000

Wade honors your mom, Bob gets harassed by a spider, and Mark has a very special announcement.

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There Is No Excuse

Mon, 13 May 2024 05:10:00 -0000

There is no excuse for not listening to Distractible. Except maybe when driving...

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Animal Noises

Fri, 10 May 2024 05:10:00 -0000

Old Mark-plier had a farm. E.

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20 More Questions (At Least)

Mon, 06 May 2024 05:10:00 -0000

Time to give Bob a taste of his own medicine, and drive Mark even more towards insanity, with another round of 20 Questions!

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At Least 20 Questions

Fri, 03 May 2024 05:10:00 -0000

Bob challenges Wade and Mark to a relaxing (not at all rage inducing) game of 20 Questions.

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Bad Or Worse

Mon, 29 Apr 2024 05:10:00 -0000

What could be worse than not listening to Distractible? Trick question, there is nothing worse.

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The Cursed Man

Fri, 26 Apr 2024 05:10:00 -0000

Is Wade cursed? Probably. Time to do something about it.

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Uplifting Children's Stories

Mon, 22 Apr 2024 05:10:00 -0000

Once upon a time, in the land where podcasts remain, Mark and Wade write very strange stories for Bob's son James.

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Chugging Hot Tub Water

Fri, 19 Apr 2024 07:00:00 -0000

Grab your mugs filled with covid water and maple syrup, because Wade has got a doozy of a story for you.

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Cake Or AI Too

Mon, 15 Apr 2024 06:20:00 -0000

Still technologically impaired Wade guesses which random descriptions are real vs artificially made.

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Cake or AI?

Fri, 12 Apr 2024 06:30:00 -0000

Technologically impaired Wade guesses which cursed images are real, and which are artificially made.

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The Best Episode Of Distractible Anyone Has Seen or Heard Ever

Mon, 08 Apr 2024 05:10:00 -0000

We've finally done it. We've created the perfect Distractible episode that will surely bring this podcast to #1 across the universe.

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Do You Fear Death-uh?

Fri, 05 Apr 2024 05:10:00 -0000

Wade, Bob, and Mark talk all things deadly and what it means to live life to the fullest.

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Wrong Answers Only

Mon, 01 Apr 2024 06:46:00 -0000

Mark forces Bob and Wade at knife point to go against their common sense.

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No Topic Left Beef

Fri, 29 Mar 2024 06:00:00 -0000

Coming to an IMAX theater near you: Revenge of the Naked Licking VTuber Professors.

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Old Is Awesome

Mon, 25 Mar 2024 05:10:00 -0000

It's getting harder to recognize the guys through all that gray hair and wrinkles.

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Power

Fri, 22 Mar 2024 05:10:00 -0000

With great power, comes great Distractibility.

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How To Milk Your Dinosaur

Mon, 18 Mar 2024 05:10:00 -0000

Open the door, get on the floor, everybody milk your dinosaur.

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Pants

Fri, 15 Mar 2024 07:20:00 -0000

Mark is running out of pants, so Bob and Wade are his only hope.

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Tear Down These Balls

Mon, 11 Mar 2024 05:10:00 -0000

In a world of surge pricing, beanie babies, Kit-Kats, and sperm, Distractible always prospers.

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We Are The Main Character

Fri, 08 Mar 2024 06:10:00 -0000

Are we living in a simulation? The dudes venture down the rabbit hole to finally discover the truth... maybe.

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Midfacemaxxing [Bonus Episode]

Wed, 06 Mar 2024 06:10:00 -0000

Hey Mark, why the long face? Maybe the internet has some wholesome and definitely not horrific answers.

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Games Are Getting Older

Mon, 04 Mar 2024 06:10:00 -0000

Time makes you bolder, video games get older, and the guys are getting older too.

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Mark Is A Visionary [Bonus Episode]

Sat, 02 Mar 2024 21:49:00 -0000

Mark uses his new Apple Vision Pro for what it was designed for: terrifying Facetimes and VR porn.

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It's Okay, We're Engineers

Fri, 01 Mar 2024 06:10:00 -0000

This episode has something for everyone: TIkTok miners, Warhammer PowerWashing, and boat sex.

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This Is Our Roman Empire

Mon, 26 Feb 2024 06:10:00 -0000

AI Will Smith, Helldivers 2, and listening to your heart. That's what Distractible is really all about.

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We're Filthy Rich! [Bonus Episode]

Sat, 24 Feb 2024 06:10:00 -0000

Wyoming has come to save us all with it's rare earth elements! And get your bald caps ready, because Wade has a special message just for you.

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You’ll Never Believe What Happened

Fri, 23 Feb 2024 06:10:00 -0000

Mark, Bob, and Wade meet Jesus.

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The Council of Distractible

Mon, 19 Feb 2024 08:41:00 -0000

Three hosts, one episode. After nearly two years, the floor is finally open to lay down the law and finish the first Constitution of Distractible.

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Wade Games

Fri, 16 Feb 2024 07:36:00 -0000

They conquered the “Escape Room,” they outsmarted the “Riddle Realm,” but can Mark and Bob survive the treacherous challenges that await them in the “Wade Games?”

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Wade Wins (Part 2)

Mon, 12 Feb 2024 07:30:00 -0000

All hail, Wade. Wade is the king of Distractible. This is his episode, his kingdom. Everything is great. We are definitely not being held against our will. All hail, Wade.

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Breaking News (Part Three) [Bonus Episode]

Sat, 10 Feb 2024 06:10:00 -0000

The stories just keep getting weirder in the Distractible NEWS HQ.

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Dr. Bob's Real Boy Test

Fri, 09 Feb 2024 06:30:00 -0000

Oh boy! Here comes Dr. Bob with a brand new test for Mark and Wade to see which of them have what it takes to be a "real boy."

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I CAN FLY!

Mon, 05 Feb 2024 06:30:00 -0000

Mark, Bob, and Wade discuss those new fangled flying machines the young folk are talking about.

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Breaking News (Part Two) [Bonus Episode]

Sun, 04 Feb 2024 02:30:00 -0000

What does Walmart, ramen, the amish, and CSI: Miami have in common? Find out in this important BREAKING NEWS episode "live" from the Distractible studio.

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Squid Game Too

Fri, 02 Feb 2024 06:10:00 -0000

Players Bob (420), Mark (069), and Wade (000) discuss which childhood games would be perfect for Squid Game competitions.

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Chess 3

Mon, 29 Jan 2024 06:10:00 -0000

Mark is here to introduce to you and the guys the greatest game that the podcast world has ever witnessed: Chess 3!

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Breaking News (Part One) [Bonus Episode]

Sat, 27 Jan 2024 06:10:00 -0000

We interrupt this usual podcast schedule to bring you some breaking news headlines. Let's go "live" in the studio with Mark, Bob, and Wade to get the hottest scoops.

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We're Getting Older

Fri, 26 Jan 2024 06:10:00 -0000

Pull up a chair with lumbar support and pour yourself a cup of weak tea. Because it's time for the guys to face the facts that they are getting older. But only one can be the oldest.

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Wade Wins

Mon, 22 Jan 2024 06:10:00 -0000

You asked, we listened. This episode has one goal: to make Wade the winner. We wouldn't want to disappoint the subreddit, would we?

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Wadey’s Wittle Phiwosophy Hour

Fri, 19 Jan 2024 06:10:00 -0000

Would Mark, Bob, or Wade eat each other to survive? Find out during this wittle intewectual talk hosted by phiwosopher Wade.

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Lens Chats With Mark: Part Two [Bonus Episode]

Wed, 17 Jan 2024 06:10:00 -0000

Hop back into Bob's living room as the dudes discuss Mark's new hobby, Wade's YouTuber secrets, and a whole lot of pee.

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How Do You Know?

Mon, 15 Jan 2024 06:10:00 -0000

Bob, Mark, and Wade reflect on the times when they instinctively knew what to do.

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Gifts, Holes, and Powers

Fri, 12 Jan 2024 06:10:00 -0000

Wade's gifts, Bob's holes, and Mark's superpowers.

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Lens Chats With Mark: Part One [Bonus Episode]

Wed, 10 Jan 2024 06:10:00 -0000

Take a seat with the dudes in Bob's living room and join this casual conversation about improv mishaps, 3D porn shows, and... (drumroll) Mark's lenses.

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What Distractible Stands For

Mon, 08 Jan 2024 06:10:00 -0000

The guys decide to put their reputations on the line.

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We Forgot To Stretch

Fri, 05 Jan 2024 06:10:00 -0000

Wade, Mark, and Bob talk about their new year resolutions, what they wish they accomplised last year, and do a WHOLE lot of stretching.

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New Year, New Brain

Mon, 01 Jan 2024 06:00:00 -0000

Happy New Year! Naturally, the guys celebrate by taking an existential journey down the dystopian rabbit hole of linking human brains with AI.

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We Hate Christmas

Fri, 29 Dec 2023 07:00:00 -0000

Bah, Humbug! Now that Christmas is over, the guys can finally express all of their least favorite parts of the holiday season.

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Confusing Christmas Words

Mon, 25 Dec 2023 06:10:00 -0000

Twas the episode on Christmas, and all through the podcast: Bob sings weird carols. Wade gets harassed. Mark talks about lenses. Isn't that a surprise? Merry Christmas to all, from your favorite three guys.

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That's Stupid, Let's Do It

Fri, 22 Dec 2023 06:10:00 -0000

Wade, Bob, and Mark recount memories of painful, embarrassing, ballsy and butt-y moments of stupidity.

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Evil League of Evil

Mon, 18 Dec 2023 06:10:00 -0000

Let out your best maniacal laugh for Bob, Mark, and Wade as they explore their villainous alter egos and compete for a seat on the "Evil League of Evil!"

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"Not" "Financial" "Advice"

Fri, 15 Dec 2023 06:10:00 -0000

Mark, Bob, and Wade are gonna show you how to make serious bank and get rich fast with these totally legit and definitely NOT illegal tips.

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Bits That Didn't Fits [Bonus Episode]

Wed, 13 Dec 2023 06:10:00 -0000

It's time to finally open up the Distractible Vault, and take a peak at some unused bits that never saw the light of day... until now.

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Live, Laugh, Lose

Mon, 11 Dec 2023 06:10:00 -0000

Wade, Bob, and Mark talk about how they balance stress, relaxation, and work ethic in their day to day lives. Also everything Mark says is wrong, and we have science to prove it (we think).

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You're Dumb, We're Smart, Here's Why

Fri, 08 Dec 2023 06:10:00 -0000

Hear us out. And when we're done, don't say anything. Bob, Mark, and Wade discuss their philosophical opinions on past, present, and future generations.

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PowerWash Pals: Tyler [Bonus Episode]

Thu, 07 Dec 2023 06:20:00 -0000

Is power washing a sport? Either way, the hosts of "Go! My Favorite Sport Team" get down and dirty, then clean in this new episode of PowerWash Pals.

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Return Of The Gingerdead Man

Mon, 04 Dec 2023 07:12:00 -0000

Wade, Bob, and Mark put holiday characters head to head with each other, to see who comes out on top. But who could possibly beat the derisiveness of the clever confectionery that is the "Gingerdead Man?"

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Actually Nothing

Fri, 01 Dec 2023 06:10:00 -0000

Look deep into our eyes... what do you see? Nothing? Yep, that pretty much sums up today's episode.

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Appeasing Our A.I. Overlords

Mon, 27 Nov 2023 06:02:00 -0000

A.I. is going to take over sooner or later, so the guys may as well use it's suggestions for episode topics.

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Self Diagnosis, Best Diagnosis

Fri, 24 Nov 2023 06:02:00 -0000

Dr. Markiplier completely legitimately and credibly screens Bob and Wade for ADHD.

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PowerWash Pals: Bob [Bonus Episode]

Wed, 22 Nov 2023 06:02:00 -0000

Welcome to another PowerWash Pals Powerwashing Podcast. This time with another "and friend," Bob.

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Boy, I Miss That

Mon, 20 Nov 2023 06:02:00 -0000

Wade tells the epic story of his terrifying journey to pick up and deliver a wedding cake. Plus the guys reminisce about the nostalgic things they miss from their younger-years. After all, they are getting older.

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Voice Me, Dammit!

Fri, 17 Nov 2023 06:02:00 -0000

The guys talk Mark's volcano scare, bad airports, and the voices animals would have if they could speak.

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PowerWash Pals: Wade [Bonus Episode]

Wed, 15 Nov 2023 06:02:00 -0000

Mark takes Wade through his first time playing PowerWash Simulator.

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Bullsh*t

Mon, 13 Nov 2023 06:02:00 -0000

Wade, Mark, and Bob talk about bullsh*t. That's pretty much it.

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News Everyone!

Fri, 10 Nov 2023 06:02:00 -0000

Mark's all out of ideas, Bob is confused and scared, and Wade actually tries for once.

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Curious Conspiracy Corner

Mon, 06 Nov 2023 06:02:00 -0000

Bob, Wade, and Mark attempt to separate fact from fiction, venturing into the curious world of conspiracy theories. Maybe even a little too far...

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No Thank You

Fri, 03 Nov 2023 05:02:00 -0000

As we enter the Thanksgiving season, the guys start with discussing what things make them say NO THANKS! And yeah, Mark's eye surgery is on my list too... (VIEWER DISCRETION ADVISED)

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The Pre Of Life

Mon, 30 Oct 2023 05:02:00 -0000

What are "Ghosts?" Are they real? If so, what are they made of? Watch as the guys try to solve the mysteries of the spiritual world.

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King Of Horror Hill

Fri, 27 Oct 2023 07:30:00 -0000

From Michael Myers, to Freddy Krueger, to Nemesis, to the Gingerdead Man, who comes out on top as the ultimate horror villain?

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Tricks or Tropes?

Mon, 23 Oct 2023 05:02:00 -0000

Are Bob and Wade's knowledge of horror tropes as particular and knowledgable as Mark's? Find out on today's spooky gameshow...

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Boo?!

Fri, 20 Oct 2023 05:02:00 -0000

Ah! You scared me! But what does it take to scare the guys? Find out as Wade, Mark, and Bob discuss what makes something truly horrifying.

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Worth It

Mon, 16 Oct 2023 05:02:00 -0000

Yes, Mark has obsessions. And many times, those obsessions are expensive. Today we find out if Bob and Wade have any obsessions that they feel are worth the questionable cost.

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I Don't Know What I Expected

Fri, 13 Oct 2023 05:00:00 -0000

Bob makes Mark and Wade take personality tests. They discuss how accurate their results are and if they were even worth doing in the first place...

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These Are Gaffes?

Mon, 09 Oct 2023 05:02:00 -0000

The wickedly talented Wade enlists his contestants to find their favorite giraffes-- I mean gaffes, sorry. Find out if Mark and Bob actually listen to their host or if the episode becomes one big gaffe in itself.

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Illegal Advice

Fri, 06 Oct 2023 04:02:00 -0000

Mark elicits Bob and Wade to give him advice for a variety of average problems. Of course, they can't give true legal council, so they give illegal or otherwise unscrupulous solutions.

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Wade, Bob, and Friend

Mon, 02 Oct 2023 05:02:00 -0000

Bob and Wade punish Mark.

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Distractible Riddle Realm

Fri, 29 Sep 2023 05:02:00 -0000

Mark rips off Bob and Mandy.

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Front Page News

Mon, 25 Sep 2023 06:30:00 -0000

Breaking News: Wade challenges Bob and Mark to go out in the field to find the most juicy, mind-blowing, and controversial news stories that are sure to make headlines... probably.

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Bob's Confusing Words

Fri, 22 Sep 2023 05:02:00 -0000

If points were breakfast, our ulotrichous host allows but a jentacular tittynope for our nonplussed contestants to fight over. Find out what that insane sentence means on today's episode!

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Mark Hates The Moon

Mon, 18 Sep 2023 05:02:00 -0000

Mark explains his nearly inexplicable hatred toward a redditor who posts high resolution pictures of the moon and wonders if Bob and Wade have any similar situation.

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Whose Podcast Is It Anyway?

Fri, 15 Sep 2023 05:02:00 -0000

Put on your Drew Carey glasses, hawaiian shirts, and bald caps! This episode is an homage to the show where everything is made up and the points don't matter!

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Distractible Escape Room

Mon, 11 Sep 2023 05:02:00 -0000

Do Mark and Wade have the knowledge and friendship to escape Bob's magical, whimsical, and sometimes sexual universe of puzzles?

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Wade's Food Questions

Fri, 08 Sep 2023 05:02:00 -0000

In quintessential Distractible fashion, Wade asks Mark and Bob questions which their "distractible" nature makes quite difficult to answer.

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Five Nights at Freddy’s Tier List (Part 2)

Mon, 04 Sep 2023 05:02:00 -0000

Mark's reign continues, but this episode honestly goes in D Tier for: "Didn't We Already Do This One?"

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Markiplier and Friends

Fri, 01 Sep 2023 05:02:00 -0000

Today Mark has two random friends on the pod to talk about his favorite things: hard drives, weird news, and space.

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Five Nights at Freddy’s Tier List

Mon, 28 Aug 2023 05:02:00 -0000

The King of FNAF himself hosts another Tier List, acting as arbiter for divvying up the "citizens" of his domain.

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Philoso-NO

Fri, 25 Aug 2023 05:02:00 -0000

An extremely enthusiastic Wade invites Bob and Mark to ponder several philosophical questions and ends up with varying results... but does anything really "end" anyway?

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Doing It Wrong

Mon, 21 Aug 2023 05:02:00 -0000

Whatever these guys are doing, they're definitely doing it wrong. Watch as Bob, Mark, and Wade discuss the various things they do wrong on a daily basis.

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Why Animal There?

Fri, 18 Aug 2023 05:02:00 -0000

Bird hit window. Mouse in pool. Raccoon with... Grandma? Some time animal in place it shouldn't.

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Feels Like Home

Mon, 14 Aug 2023 04:02:00 -0000

There's no place like home. But what makes a place feel like home? Is it the memories? The amenities? Or maybe it's Ohio. Yeah, it's probably just Ohio. Also, have any of you seen Baldermort anywhere...?

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Subreddit Enemy No. 1

Fri, 11 Aug 2023 05:02:00 -0000

Reddit nemesis Marq-Eye-Blier urges his fellow burls to pitch him their best (and worst) Distractible episode ideas.

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Dicebreakers!

Mon, 07 Aug 2023 05:02:00 -0000

The guys answer classic icebreakers, but with the caveat that their dice roll must correspond to the quality of their answer. This ep's obviously a 'natty 20.

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Aliens Among Us (Part 2)

Fri, 04 Aug 2023 05:02:00 -0000

It's time to once again venture into the great unknown world of tic-tac ships and octopuses/octopi, and see if the recent UFO Congressional hearings mean that there truly is life elsewhere in our universe...

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Distractible Tier List

Mon, 31 Jul 2023 05:02:00 -0000

Wade singing songs, Bob becoming Guru Harold, Mark not being able to stop talking about AI: find out where the burls would rate the subreddit's favorite podcast bits!

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Reading

Fri, 28 Jul 2023 05:02:00 -0000

Reading? Reading books? Ever heard of it? Mark, Bob, and Wade definitely have. They do it all the time... For sure.

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Mac Vs. PC

Mon, 24 Jul 2023 05:02:00 -0000

The age old debate among computer users FINALLY gets addressed... which is better: Macs or PCs? Watch as Bob and Wade debate over which one of Mark's computers should be destroyed IMMEDIATELY.

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I Quit (Part 2)

Fri, 21 Jul 2023 05:02:00 -0000

We mean it this time. WE QUIT! Not really... but watch as Bob, Wade, and Mark share their spooky, dangerous, and embarrassing professions that made them decide to quit and move forward.

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Microplastics Solved Forever

Mon, 17 Jul 2023 05:02:00 -0000

Guess what's probably lurking inside of you right now? That's right... Microplastics! Mark hosts as Bob & Wade go head to head in the ultimate debate of whether these tiny invaders are destroying or benefiting our planet.

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You Ever Feel A Feel?

Fri, 14 Jul 2023 05:02:00 -0000

It's getting emotional up in here, as Wade hosts and asks the guys what films, music, and games hit them right in the feels.

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I Quit (Part 1)

Mon, 10 Jul 2023 05:02:00 -0000

The guys are FINALLY back! But where have they been? Listen as Mark talks about his emotional adventure from the ER to South Korea, and Bob blames Wade on Twitter for the missing episodes. #blamewade

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Whimsical Headlines

Fri, 30 Jun 2023 05:02:00 -0000

This is NOT Weird Part 4, I repeat, this is NOT Weird Part 4...

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It's Mark's Birthday

Mon, 26 Jun 2023 05:02:00 -0000

Today on Distractible, the guys find out how Mark's Birthday connects to their most profound moments of love.

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YouTubers For YouTubers

Fri, 23 Jun 2023 05:02:00 -0000

What YouTubers are ~our YouTubers~ subscribed to? Hear their niche and fascinating channel recommendations on today's show!

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Weird (Part 3)

Mon, 19 Jun 2023 05:02:00 -0000

But of course! The third member of the Distractible trifecta must also guide a chat about ~the weird~. This time, it's weird real estate.

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Weird (Part 2)

Fri, 16 Jun 2023 05:02:00 -0000

Internet issues, Mark being chaotic, Wade being teased, and Bob talking about TikTok trends. Yeah... sounds like a weird, completely unique episode.

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Weird

Mon, 12 Jun 2023 14:07:05 -0000

Wade listing off some of Earth's most bizarre animals leads Bob and Mark to get weird in their own ways.

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Rage

Fri, 09 Jun 2023 05:02:00 -0000

Mark urges the guys to dig deep and find moments in their past full of unbridled rage...

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I Wasn't Ready

Mon, 05 Jun 2023 05:02:00 -0000

College, customer service calls, pyramid schemes: today the guys discuss the things they weren't ready for when heading into adulthood.

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Listener Q&A

Fri, 02 Jun 2023 05:02:00 -0000

Today the topic is effectively chosen by YOU, the listeners and viewers! Will your personal question be answered? Listen to find out!

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I'm Better

Mon, 29 May 2023 05:02:00 -0000

Xbox vs Playstation, LeBron vs Jordan, Skyline vs Gold Star... A lot of times, strong opinions can be silly, no matter how competitive or passionate people get about them.

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Bob Wins This Episode

Fri, 26 May 2023 05:02:00 -0000

The boys obsess over their current favorite gadgets, gizmos, and doodads.

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What I Want

Mon, 22 May 2023 05:02:00 -0000

A lighter turn from last episode, today the dudes dive into what they hope the future holds for civilization 100 years from now.

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Artificial Intelligence

Fri, 19 May 2023 05:02:00 -0000

Today, the guys discuss the ramifications of recent updates in AI. Did ChatGPT write this, or is this something a human would say?

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The Burls [Bonus Episode]

Wed, 17 May 2023 05:02:00 -0000

Surprise! It's a Distractible bonus episode! This one's a classic Distractible bit from "the vault."

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Hypocrisy?

Mon, 15 May 2023 05:02:00 -0000

The topic is hypocrisy and they barely talk about their hypocrisies??? Hypocrites!

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Will You Press The Button?

Fri, 12 May 2023 05:02:00 -0000

You can shapeshift into anyone, EXCEPT yourself... You become the most beautiful person on earth, BUT you are only as smart as a 3rd grader... You get to be apart of your favorite movie, BUT you have to be the antagonist... Find out if the guys would press those buttons and say yes to these fun, funny, and occasionally dark scenarios.

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The Wheel of Fate

Mon, 08 May 2023 05:02:00 -0000

A wheel, a random topic generator, and a timer: sounds like a Mark episode, doesn't it? Nope, somehow it's a Wade episode.

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Three Peens In A Pod

Fri, 05 May 2023 05:01:00 -0000

Mark throws it back to the guys' old livestreaming format, Wade calls in from vacay, and Bob flips his lid... or should I say... doesn't?

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Bread

Mon, 01 May 2023 05:02:00 -0000

Wade gets a ~rise~ out of Mark and Bob by making them argue about bread.

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Ohio Stuff

Fri, 28 Apr 2023 05:02:00 -0000

The boys talk Ohio like only true Ohioans can! Plus, another member of Distractible finds out they have ADHD.

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Riddles & Rhymes

Mon, 24 Apr 2023 05:02:00 -0000

Two hosts! One of them speaks in riddles, the other speaks in rhymes...

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Who's Better?

Fri, 21 Apr 2023 05:02:00 -0000

Today, Mark and Wade die. Yes, you read that right. And Bob, the celestial arbiter, decides what becomes of them: the good place or the bad place?

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Million Dollars, But...

Mon, 17 Apr 2023 05:02:00 -0000

Mark gives this borrowed Rooster Teeth game format his own unhinged spin, pitting an unknowing Wade against a mischievous Bob.

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Wade's Questions

Fri, 14 Apr 2023 05:02:00 -0000

Much like his fashion sense, Wade's topic today is... just a random collection of things he threw together.

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Our Firsts

Mon, 10 Apr 2023 05:02:00 -0000

Bob, Mark, and Wade reminisce, cringe, and sing about some of their first experiences.

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Would You Rather (Part 2)

Fri, 07 Apr 2023 05:00:00 -0000

The dudes are back to continue where they left their all-telling game of Would You Rather.

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Video Game Tier List (Part 2)

Mon, 03 Apr 2023 05:02:00 -0000

Wade celebrates his birthday (sort of) by continuing the burls' video game tier list.

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Wonders of Our World

Fri, 31 Mar 2023 05:02:00 -0000

Mark and Wade compete, pitching various monuments, achievements, and artifacts, hoping to make them onto Bob's list for the seven new wonders of ~their~ world.

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Self Actualization

Mon, 27 Mar 2023 06:26:00 -0000

Today, supremely confident host, Wade, challenges contestants Mark and Bob to get vulnerable and talk about the insecurities around their achievements.

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Just Relax

Fri, 24 Mar 2023 05:02:00 -0000

If you can believe it, today the constantly distracted boys ~attempt~ to guide each other in some calming and vaguely focused meditations.

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The Fairest Episode Ever

Mon, 20 Mar 2023 05:02:00 -0000

Joking jokers joking about jokers and joker-ing each other's jokers... but, trust us, it's fair.

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The Shoe Game

Fri, 17 Mar 2023 04:02:00 -0000

Mark and Wade are getting married?!? Well, not exactly, but Bob still wants them to get to know each other using a fun wedding shower game.

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Good Advice?

Mon, 13 Mar 2023 05:02:00 -0000

Heads or tales, good or bad, riddles or rhymes?!? Find out on today's episode... Also, Wade has Covid.

P.S. Don't forget to look out for another new Distractible episode Friday! Episodes will release Mondays AND Fridays from now on!

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Distractible: Video Now (Trailer)!

Wed, 08 Mar 2023 19:20:00 -0000

Good evening gentle... viewers?!? We have a very special announcement to make: Distractible is now a Spotify Video Exclusive podcast!!

Watch Video Now | Only on Spotify

P.S. New episodes Mondays... AND Fridays!

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Am I The Asshole?

Wed, 08 Mar 2023 19:20:00 -0000

A special mid-week episode, today the guys celebrate their first VIDEO PODCAST (video available only on Spotify!), by digging through the r/AmItheAsshole reddit page!

P.S. New episodes will continue Mondays AND Fridays moving forward! Prepare to be doubly distracted...

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The Emmy Losing Episode

Mon, 06 Mar 2023 06:02:00 -0000

Another classic Wade episode with an excellent topic (making the ideal video game!) which goes horribly wrong (no one can decide on anything!).

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Distractible: The Musical

Mon, 27 Feb 2023 06:02:00 -0000

The guys star in an improvised musical about... video game news... or anything on the Internet.

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The Masks We Wear

Mon, 20 Feb 2023 06:02:00 -0000

On a more serious note, the guys discuss the metaphorical mask, which social situations we put on masks, and whether those masked versions of us are truly us...

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Profession Confessions

Mon, 13 Feb 2023 05:57:00 -0000

One of us speaks in riddles...the other speaks in rhymes...and the other one hosts a conversation surrounding uncomfortable early job stories.

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Friendship Test: Mark Edition

Mon, 06 Feb 2023 06:02:00 -0000

Who is the better friend? Today, Bob and Wade's friendship with Mark is put to the test care of some Mark-based trivia!

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Wade's Silly Choices

Mon, 30 Jan 2023 06:02:00 -0000

A major tone switch from last week, today Wade makes Mark and Bob parse through strange and hilarious scenarios such as having the worst super power, living in a clown-ruled Earth, and many more!

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Bob's Baby

Mon, 23 Jan 2023 06:02:00 -0000

Bob recounts the unexpected and emotionally taxing circumstances surrounding his new son's birth. Listener discretion advised (pregnancy complications, surgery, hospitals, postpartum panic/anxiety, etc...).

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The Ick

Mon, 16 Jan 2023 06:08:00 -0000

Inspired by a r/Distractible subreddit post, the guys discuss things that give them the ever illusive, yet always unnerving "ick."

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You Member?

Mon, 09 Jan 2023 06:02:00 -0000

Bob gives us an update on his new baby, James, then pivots the conversation to memory. What were some of the guys' first memories? How does memory actually work?

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Good Bad Habits

Mon, 02 Jan 2023 06:02:00 -0000

You know the guys are getting older, but have they tried to convince you their bad habits are actually good yet?

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The Perfect Day

Mon, 26 Dec 2022 06:02:00 -0000

Bob and Wade derail Mark's aspirational search for the perfect day upon which to base your life in the new year and beyond.

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Don't Say Christmas

Mon, 19 Dec 2022 07:08:00 -0000

Wade's Secret Words, but this time there's only a single word: Christmas.

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We're NOT Getting Old

Mon, 12 Dec 2022 06:02:00 -0000

Bob takes Mark and Wade through a list of strange, unorthodox, and disgusting anti-aging methods to decide if the treatments are worthwhile.

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One Paw In The Grave

Mon, 05 Dec 2022 06:02:00 -0000

Wade's emotional rollercoaster of a story takes center stage as he explains the strange coincidences surrounding a close call with his beloved cat. Listener discretion advised (i.e., death, euthenasia, losing pets, etc.). Oh, and also Bob gives a fridge update.

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I Tried So Hard And I Got So Far But In The End It Didn't Even Matter

Mon, 28 Nov 2022 06:02:00 -0000

Today Bob's story of Google Glass inspires Mark and Wade to find great stories of failure in history.

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Thank You

Mon, 21 Nov 2022 06:02:00 -0000

Today the guys celebrate Thanksgiving with genuine outpourings of gratitude, which host Mark of course converts to numerical point values.

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Would You Rather

Mon, 14 Nov 2022 06:02:00 -0000

Bob forces Mark and Wade to pick their poison, having to decide between several pairs of awful scenarios.

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Devil's Advocate

Mon, 07 Nov 2022 06:02:00 -0000

Mark invites Bob and Wade to alternate playing the devil's advocate for a variety of agreed upon, and not so agreed upon social norms and behaviors.

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Candy Tier List

Mon, 31 Oct 2022 05:02:00 -0000

Today the guys compile another contentious tier list, this time Halloween themed!

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Change

Mon, 24 Oct 2022 05:02:00 -0000

Recorded live and with the guys in the same room for the first time in 5 years, today Wade throws it back to tour with a favorite improv game... CHANGE!

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Big or Small

Mon, 17 Oct 2022 05:02:00 -0000

What is better, big or small? Today the guys decide once and for all by giving their personal opinions prompted by Bob's list of items.

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The Bait Debate

Mon, 10 Oct 2022 05:02:00 -0000

Today the guys troll specific media fandoms by giving them hot take bait.

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Naked

Mon, 03 Oct 2022 05:02:00 -0000

The guys share awkward spa stories, then rank the best/worst places to be naked.

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Video Game Tier List

Mon, 26 Sep 2022 05:02:00 -0000

Bob's hot take on Pokémon... Markiplier's true feelings on Five Nights at Freddy's... Find out where the guys these games and many more!

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Broken News

Mon, 19 Sep 2022 05:02:00 -0000

In the spirit of the Distractible LIVE episodes on the Distractible YouTube channel, Mark takes Bob and Wade through a variety of headlines and news articles... riffing ensues.

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Solving The Unsolvable

Mon, 12 Sep 2022 05:02:00 -0000

Why humans sleep, the creation of the universe, alien life: today the guys attempt to solve these great mysteries...

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Musical Memories

Mon, 05 Sep 2022 05:02:00 -0000

First kisses, funny dances, going on stage: today the guys talk certain songs that transport them to specific life moments.

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Go With Your Gut

Mon, 29 Aug 2022 05:02:00 -0000

Door-to-door salesmen, house parties going too far, love at first sight: today the guys talk about the accuracy of their gut feelings.

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Bob Doesn't Know

Mon, 22 Aug 2022 05:02:00 -0000

Instead of dual hosting, Mark and Wade compete in a secret game of their own, leaving Bob in the dark.

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The Distractible Gameshow

Mon, 15 Aug 2022 05:02:00 -0000

Bob prompts Mark and Wade to share their favorite gameshows, then surprises them with his very own show: "Are You Morons?"

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Fast Food Tier List

Mon, 08 Aug 2022 05:02:00 -0000

The legendary Raising Cane's, the classic McDonalds, the scarce Fazoli's: see where the boys rank these and many other fast food spots!

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The Boys Bet It All

Mon, 01 Aug 2022 05:02:00 -0000

Mark whips up a new timed gamemode where Bob and Wade race to Google topics. The slower they take to find their topic, the more points they get deducted and added to the winner's pot...

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Before We Die

Mon, 25 Jul 2022 05:02:00 -0000

The boys play Hot or Not: Bucket List Edition, plus share some of their personal Bucket List items.

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Conspiracy Theories

Mon, 18 Jul 2022 05:02:00 -0000

The Aladdin Exception, Ghost Kitchens, Snowden & The NSA: today the guys dive deep (but hopefully not too deep) into some of their favorite conspiracy theories.

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Worst World Records

Mon, 11 Jul 2022 05:02:00 -0000

Bob shares the story of Sir Hugh Beaver, while Mark and Wade fight to find the most shocking and disturbing World Records.

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Anything Goes

Mon, 04 Jul 2022 06:59:29 -0000

Mark leaves things up to chance in this new game-mode.

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The Atrocities of Summer

Mon, 27 Jun 2022 05:02:00 -0000

Bob and Wade trade stories about summer injuries, while Mark shares a story about... um, Penis Man?

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Don't Laugh

Mon, 20 Jun 2022 16:32:39 -0000

Wade creates a new point system pitting Bob's laughter against Mark's laughter.

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Who's The Worst

Mon, 13 Jun 2022 05:02:00 -0000

The guys play a game of "Morals OR No Morals?" and end up focusing on the latter...

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The Bobs & The Bees

Mon, 06 Jun 2022 05:02:00 -0000

Mark and Wade play Daddy, teaching little Bob life lessons in only the ways they can.

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We Got Screwed

Mon, 30 May 2022 05:02:00 -0000

Labyrinthian healthcare services, customer service "assistance," and unobserved restaurant reservations: today the guys rant about getting screwed!!!

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F*ck You Energy

Mon, 23 May 2022 05:02:00 -0000

Those times where rage and annoyance get transformed in the most interesting and productive of ways. Show 'em who's boss!

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Wade's Secret Words

Mon, 16 May 2022 05:02:00 -0000

In this new episode format, Judge Wade lets listeners in on his special point system, but leaves Mark and Bob in the dark as they scramble to collect as many points as possible.

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So Bad It's Good

Mon, 09 May 2022 05:02:00 -0000

Junk food, the Scary Movie franchise, The Fall of Slenderman, sometimes things are so bad that they come back around to being good.

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Aliens Among Us

Mon, 02 May 2022 05:02:00 -0000

The 10th Planet, tic-tac ships, and tardigrades, today the guys launch into the great unknown to discuss potential evidence for life elsewhere in our universe...

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Oh No, The Future UwU

Mon, 25 Apr 2022 05:02:00 -0000

Today the guys discuss fears of things yet to come... Plus, Mark tries to keep Wade on topic.

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Serotonin

Mon, 18 Apr 2022 05:02:00 -0000

Completing "In Space with Markiplier,” bad auto-tune TikToks, nostalgic games by The Minnesota Educational Computing Consortium, today the guys dive into what gives them a serotonin boost.

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We Die On Your Hills

Mon, 11 Apr 2022 05:02:00 -0000

Inspired by the previous Distractible episode “Hill I Will Die On,” the guys scour the subreddit (r/distractible) and discuss listeners’ most upvoted hills to die on.

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Self Confidence

Mon, 04 Apr 2022 05:02:00 -0000

Wade wonders where he and the guys got their confidence, while Mark and Bob share their tips and tricks for public speaking and dealing with self-doubt.

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Superstitions

Mon, 28 Mar 2022 05:02:00 -0000

Bob hosts while Wade reveals his secrets for Cincinnati Bengals' success and Mark theorizes how compulsions might come from “the simulation.”

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Disappointing Our Parents

Mon, 21 Mar 2022 05:02:00 -0000

Quitting jobs, sneaking porn, having a run-in with the police, today the guys chat about times they upset their parents.

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Pet Stories

Mon, 14 Mar 2022 05:02:00 -0000

The guys reminisce about hilarious, chaotic, and pet-related memories. Prepare for poop pick-up!

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Hill I Will Die On

Mon, 07 Mar 2022 06:02:00 -0000

Prepare for a lot of hot takes...

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Criminally Subliminal

Mon, 28 Feb 2022 06:02:00 -0000

Love them or hate them, we live in a world of advertisements. Today the guys discuss nostalgic commercials, the psychology behind ads, and how they approach recording their own.

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Worst Piece of Sh*t Episode Ever

Mon, 21 Feb 2022 06:02:00 -0000

By the way, Wade’s dogs are doing fine. Thanks for asking.

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The Distractible Threesome

Mon, 14 Feb 2022 06:02:00 -0000

Happy Valentine’s Day! Today the guys show their devotion by answering The New York Times “36 Questions that Lead to Love.”

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Waste of Money

Mon, 07 Feb 2022 06:02:00 -0000

Today the guys trade stories about losing embarrassing amounts of cash from Craigslist scams, mobile games, yard sale finds, and more!

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Funniest Joke In The World

Mon, 31 Jan 2022 06:02:00 -0000

A search for the funniest joke leads the guys down a path of sticking classic joke set-ups into AI word generators, with hysterical results!

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Beware The Candy Uncle...

Mon, 24 Jan 2022 06:02:00 -0000

Inspired by the Stanford marshmallow experiment, Mark challenges Bob and Wade to think up wild solutions for keeping kids from eating candy.

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Bad Habits

Mon, 17 Jan 2022 06:02:00 -0000

From nose picking to cigarette smoking, as 2022 begins the guys discuss their worst habits. This one’s a real nail-biter!

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Cryptids Are Scary

Mon, 10 Jan 2022 08:00:00 -0000

Mark’s late-night descent into the “distressingmemes” subreddit spawns discussion of scary stories, including Bob and Wade’s favorite Cryptids.

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The Perfect Meal

Mon, 03 Jan 2022 06:02:00 -0000

The guys discuss their cooking mishaps and oddly satisfying food creations.

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Failed Resolutions

Mon, 27 Dec 2021 06:02:00 -0000

Mark’s bizarre sleeping schedule, Bob drinking an entire handle of vodka, Wade… jogging? Today the guys discuss self-improvement and whether New Year’s is overrated.

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Christmas Gone Wrong

Mon, 20 Dec 2021 06:02:00 -0000

The guys dive into how disturbing and strange some holiday traditions really are.

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Humanity Is Bad

Mon, 13 Dec 2021 06:02:00 -0000

Bob challenges Mark and Wade to prove that humanity is ultimately good. It doesn’t go too well…

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Never Give Up

Mon, 06 Dec 2021 06:02:00 -0000

Mark shares the story of a pilot who crashed his plane seven times, inspiring Bob and Wade to find similar tales of perseverance despite ridiculous failure.

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That One Guy

Mon, 29 Nov 2021 06:02:00 -0000

Campfire guitar guy, the gamer guy with a bad mic, Crypto Bros, Florida Man… you know, that guy. Which “guy” are our guys?

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Young & Stupid

Mon, 22 Nov 2021 06:02:00 -0000

The guys discuss adolescent sneakiness, food revelations, and more Jeff Bezos!

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We Are All Going To Die

Mon, 15 Nov 2021 08:02:00 -0000

Birds falling from the sky, climate change, solar flares, Jeff Bezos... What will be humanity's ultimate demise?

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Old Men

Mon, 08 Nov 2021 08:02:00 -0000

Let’s face it: Mark, Bob, and Wade are getting… up there.

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Fears & Fetishes

Mon, 01 Nov 2021 07:02:00 -0000

Sharks, stage freight, and snapping your leg like Joe Theismann: today the guys discuss their fears and come to the conclusion that the opposite of a fear is a fetish.

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I Was Wrong...

Mon, 25 Oct 2021 07:02:00 -0000

The spelling of certain words, sex ed miscommunications, examples of the Mandela Effect: the guys humbly admit when they were wrong...

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Dangerous Coasters

Mon, 18 Oct 2021 07:02:00 -0000

The guys discuss crazy roller coasters and amusement park rides, plus describe what their hypothetical "Euthanasia Coaster" would consist of...

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Dating Advice

Mon, 11 Oct 2021 07:02:00 -0000

Wade hosts as Bob shares his insane movie theatre dating scare and Mark recounts how the only date idea he had in high school was just driving around.

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Lies From Parents

Mon, 04 Oct 2021 07:02:00 -0000

Coffee stunting your growth, gum staying in your stomach forever, fairy tales spawning from the truth, the guys discuss the lies their parents told them and how they're still influenced by it as adults.

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Life Plan

Mon, 27 Sep 2021 05:02:00 -0000

The guys discuss their life paths, including career goals, turning points, and what job they would have during the Zombie Apocalypse…

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King of Meat

Mon, 20 Sep 2021 07:02:00 -0000

Following the first ever tie episode, Mark and Bob attempt sharing host responsibilities, while Wade regales with tales of great and not so great eats.

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Dreams & Nightmares

Mon, 13 Sep 2021 07:02:00 -0000

The guys recount their night terrors, the first they remember and the ones that recur. Plus, they explore how memory relates to dreams.

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How Dare You

Mon, 06 Sep 2021 07:01:00 -0000

Tough sports coaches, rude fast-food customers, and criminals getting their comeuppance, the guys discuss all of their moments of revenge and defiance at those who dared to cross them.

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Oh Sh*t Moments

Mon, 30 Aug 2021 07:01:00 -0000

The guys discuss their bathroom close calls. Expired meat and hospital visits included. Underwear left behind...

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How to Make a Best Friend

Mon, 23 Aug 2021 07:02:00 -0000

The guys give absolutely the worst advice on how to make a best friend...

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Future

Mon, 16 Aug 2021 07:01:00 -0000

This week the guys talk about the future: expectations vs. reality. What did people in the past predict the future would be like? Were they accurate? Will we be accurate if we attempt to do the same…?

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Happy Funerals

Mon, 09 Aug 2021 07:01:00 -0000

Bob hosts, hoping Mark and Wade will discuss how they want their funerals to be. Instead, Mark offers “Santa’s Big Goodbye” and Wade describes what a Jackass funeral would be like!

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Kids Are Stupid

Mon, 02 Aug 2021 07:00:00 -0000

The guys trade stories about how dumb kids can be: from inventing stupid games, to playing with banned toys, to somehow making it through all of it without a scratch.

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Perfect Crime

Mon, 26 Jul 2021 07:03:00 -0000

This week Mark, Wade and Bob answer the age-old hypothetical question: what is the "perfect crime?"

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Synchronicity

Mon, 19 Jul 2021 07:00:00 -0000

In front of a "live" Discord audience, the guys discuss synchronicities, déjà vu, mind-reading, and hive minds.

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Hold My Beer

Mon, 12 Jul 2021 07:01:00 -0000

Wade hosts as Bob and Mark share some classic “hold my beer” moments from their college days…

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Conventions

Mon, 05 Jul 2021 07:00:00 -0000

On this episode of the pod, the guys get nostalgic for conventions and all the good and bad that come with them. From notable failed attempts, to bizarre themes (like "pizza" and "baby"), to post-COVID predictions, conventions hold a special place in Mark, Bob, and Wade's hearts.

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Bob's Fridge

Mon, 28 Jun 2021 07:00:00 -0000

Bob RAGES while telling a story about trying to get a new fridge installed.

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Supernatural

Mon, 21 Jun 2021 07:00:00 -0000

Mark hosts as Bob and Wade trade scary stories. For Bob, it's a strange woman who catches children who stay out too late. For Wade, a true story about how the night after watching “Texas Chainsaw Massacre” may have been scarier than the movie itself!

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Fake Tech

Mon, 14 Jun 2021 07:00:00 -0000

Bob prompts a discussion about technology that blurs the lines of reality in this hilarious episode full of gadget scams, 00’s game nostalgia, and if the mute button could exist for real life.

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Camping

Mon, 07 Jun 2021 07:00:00 -0000

Mark recounts the legend of an insane creature from the Rocky Mountains. Bob explains how his formative kayaking trip almost ended like a horror movie, and Wade...well, Wade just does what Wade does...

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Transportation

Mon, 31 May 2021 11:12:00 -0000

Bob hosts as Wade and Mark make their predictions on what the next major form of transportation will be, taking many wrong turns in the process...

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Body Odor

Mon, 24 May 2021 11:00:00 -0000

Mark hosts while Wade and Bob one-up each other's concepts for eliminating body odor, debate the true number of human senses, and remember nostalgic aromas.

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Hair

Mon, 17 May 2021 11:00:00 -0000

Today the guys discuss all things hair (and the lack there of)! They warn of the dangers of hair removal, explore the strange hair trends of ancient Greek statues, and discuss sci-fi scenarios where the elite harvest hair and organs from the less fortunate.

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Trailer: Distractible

Fri, 14 May 2021 19:37:34 -0000

The Distractible podcast with Mark Fischbach, Wade Barnes, and Bob Muyskens is a space to have thoughtful discussions about funny, out there, or otherwise interesting stories from everyday life. Also an opportunity for three friends to remind each other they are not as smart as they think.

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