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    <title>Paddy Will Help</title>
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    <description>The best worst advice on the internet.

Paddy Young, host of SNL UKs Weekend Update, helps callers with problems they don’t yet know they have. 

All supported by award-winning man on the street Adam Flood, picking up the pulse of the people as they run from him. 



Send in your problems - form.paddywill.help

Join our patreon - patreon.com/paddywillhelp</description>
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    <itunes:author>Paddy Young | Fumblerooski</itunes:author>
    <itunes:summary>The best worst advice on the internet.

Paddy Young, host of SNL UKs Weekend Update, helps callers with problems they don’t yet know they have. 

All supported by award-winning man on the street Adam Flood, picking up the pulse of the people as they run from him. 



Send in your problems - form.paddywill.help

Join our patreon - patreon.com/paddywillhelp</itunes:summary>
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      <![CDATA[<p>The best worst advice on the internet.</p>
<p>Paddy Young, host of SNL UKs Weekend Update, helps callers with problems they don’t yet know they have. </p>
<p>All supported by award-winning man on the street Adam Flood, picking up the pulse of the people as they run from him. </p>
<p><br></p>
<p>Send in your problems - <a href="https://form.paddywill.help">form.paddywill.help</a></p>
<p>Join our patreon - <a href="https://www.patreon.com/paddywillhelp">patreon.com/paddywillhelp</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:name>Paddy Young | Fumblerooski</itunes:name>
      <itunes:email>paddywillhelp@fumblerooskiproductions.com</itunes:email>
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      <title>04. Mike Rice on the beaches...</title>
      <description>Mike Rice... the legend on Spanish beaches and British treasures.

We're here to help with Living Abroad - and in the meantime Adam Flood gets the travel itch to see how he can support.



The best worst advice on the internet.

Join our patreon - ⁠⁠⁠patreon.com/paddywillhelp⁠⁠⁠

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      <pubDate>Wed, 05 Aug 2026 02:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:episode>4</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Paddy Young | Fumblerooski</itunes:author>
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      <itunes:summary>Mike Rice... the legend on Spanish beaches and British treasures.

We're here to help with Living Abroad - and in the meantime Adam Flood gets the travel itch to see how he can support.



The best worst advice on the internet.

Join our patreon - ⁠⁠⁠patreon.com/paddywillhelp⁠⁠⁠

and share your problems - ⁠⁠⁠form.paddywill.help⁠
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Mike Rice... the legend on Spanish beaches and British treasures.</p>
<p>We're here to help with Living Abroad - and in the meantime Adam Flood gets the travel itch to see how he can support.</p>
<p><br></p>
<p>The best worst advice on the internet.</p>
<p>Join our patreon - <a href="https://www.patreon.com/paddywillhelp">⁠⁠⁠patreon.com/paddywillhelp⁠⁠⁠</a></p>
<p>and share your problems - <a href="https://form.paddywill.help">⁠⁠⁠form.paddywill.help⁠</a></p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices">podcastchoices.com/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>03. Weddings with Ed Night - unmarried and here to help</title>
      <description>Friend of the pod - Ed Night drops by to help Paddy with wedding problems.

From unaffordable requests to rich-girl problems. Paddy is here to help! With Adam Flood back chasing down a ring bearer at his favourite haunt.



The best worst advice on the internet.

Join our patreon - ⁠⁠patreon.com/paddywillhelp⁠⁠

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      <pubDate>Wed, 29 Jul 2026 02:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
      <itunes:episode>3</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Paddy Young | Fumblerooski</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle></itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Friend of the pod - Ed Night drops by to help Paddy with wedding problems.

From unaffordable requests to rich-girl problems. Paddy is here to help! With Adam Flood back chasing down a ring bearer at his favourite haunt.



The best worst advice on the internet.

Join our patreon - ⁠⁠patreon.com/paddywillhelp⁠⁠

and share your problems - ⁠⁠form.paddywill.help⁠
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Friend of the pod - Ed Night drops by to help Paddy with wedding problems.</p>
<p>From unaffordable requests to rich-girl problems. Paddy is here to help! With Adam Flood back chasing down a ring bearer at his favourite haunt.</p>
<p><br></p>
<p>The best worst advice on the internet.</p>
<p>Join our patreon - <a href="https://www.patreon.com/paddywillhelp">⁠⁠patreon.com/paddywillhelp⁠⁠</a></p>
<p>and share your problems - <a href="https://form.paddywill.help">⁠⁠form.paddywill.help⁠</a></p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices">podcastchoices.com/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>02. Friendship Breakups with Finlay Christie</title>
      <description>When in doubt, cybertruck. 

Friendship is on the line this week, as Paddy helps a lusting bestie, group ghosting, and induces a best friend into labour ...  along for the ride is best mate (or at least in the top 150) Finlay Christie - and local reporter Adam Flood.



The best worst advice on the internet.

Join our patreon - ⁠patreon.com/paddywillhelp⁠

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Chapters;

00:00 - Finlay Christie

06:05 - I started comedy at 7

06:43 - Natasha and how to cut a weak friend

11:24 - Turn it on them...

12:39 - A stronger centipede

14:30 - AI jealousy

15:40 - a Wam holiday

17:39 - Todd

21:24 - What not to do

25:20 - wow, 5'11

27:01 - Kate

32:20 - baby-father mogged

35:08 - Can you fly a plane?

39:42 - Boy or Dox?

40:35 - If Paddy was pregnant

41:54 - Adam finds a friend

47:04 - Adam looses a friend

40:11 - The Friendship Ends
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      <pubDate>Wed, 22 Jul 2026 02:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
      <itunes:episode>2</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Paddy Young | Fumblerooski</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle></itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>When in doubt, cybertruck. 

Friendship is on the line this week, as Paddy helps a lusting bestie, group ghosting, and induces a best friend into labour ...  along for the ride is best mate (or at least in the top 150) Finlay Christie - and local reporter Adam Flood.



The best worst advice on the internet.

Join our patreon - ⁠patreon.com/paddywillhelp⁠

and share your problems - ⁠form.paddywill.help⁠



Chapters;

00:00 - Finlay Christie

06:05 - I started comedy at 7

06:43 - Natasha and how to cut a weak friend

11:24 - Turn it on them...

12:39 - A stronger centipede

14:30 - AI jealousy

15:40 - a Wam holiday

17:39 - Todd

21:24 - What not to do

25:20 - wow, 5'11

27:01 - Kate

32:20 - baby-father mogged

35:08 - Can you fly a plane?

39:42 - Boy or Dox?

40:35 - If Paddy was pregnant

41:54 - Adam finds a friend

47:04 - Adam looses a friend

40:11 - The Friendship Ends
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>When in doubt, cybertruck. </p>
<p>Friendship is on the line this week, as Paddy helps a lusting bestie, group ghosting, and induces a best friend into labour ...  along for the ride is best mate (or at least in the top 150) Finlay Christie - and local reporter Adam Flood.</p>
<p><br></p>
<p>The best worst advice on the internet.</p>
<p>Join our patreon - <a href="https://www.patreon.com/paddywillhelp">⁠patreon.com/paddywillhelp⁠</a></p>
<p>and share your problems - <a href="https://form.paddywill.help">⁠form.paddywill.help⁠</a></p>
<p><br></p>
<p>Chapters;</p>
<p>00:00 - Finlay Christie</p>
<p>06:05 - I started comedy at 7</p>
<p>06:43 - Natasha and how to cut a weak friend</p>
<p>11:24 - Turn it on them...</p>
<p>12:39 - A stronger centipede</p>
<p>14:30 - AI jealousy</p>
<p>15:40 - a Wam holiday</p>
<p>17:39 - Todd</p>
<p>21:24 - What not to do</p>
<p>25:20 - wow, 5'11</p>
<p>27:01 - Kate</p>
<p>32:20 - baby-father mogged</p>
<p>35:08 - Can you fly a plane?</p>
<p>39:42 - Boy or Dox?</p>
<p>40:35 - If Paddy was pregnant</p>
<p>41:54 - Adam finds a friend</p>
<p>47:04 - Adam looses a friend</p>
<p>40:11 - The Friendship Ends</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices">podcastchoices.com/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>01. Katana Disaster with Sam Campbell</title>
      <description>It's a sword of disgrace... katana wielder Sam Campbell himself joins Paddy and Adam for the very first episode - cutting straight to the heart of HAIRCUTS!



The best worst advice on the internet.

Join our patreon - patreon.com/paddywillhelp

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Chapters;

00:00 Haircuts

01:39 Katana disaster

09:06 Adam Flood buys a wig

12:14 Pink wedding

17:12 Child labour

25:23 Bald issues

28:42 saved by the wig

33:46 how much Irish is too much?

40:30 middle class cut

46:54 ...what time is it?

47:45 Adam gets his wig cut

52:57 a final word with Paddy Young


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      <pubDate>Wed, 15 Jul 2026 02:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
      <itunes:episode>1</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Paddy Young | Fumblerooski</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle></itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>It's a sword of disgrace... katana wielder Sam Campbell himself joins Paddy and Adam for the very first episode - cutting straight to the heart of HAIRCUTS!



The best worst advice on the internet.

Join our patreon - patreon.com/paddywillhelp

and share your problems - form.paddywill.help



Chapters;

00:00 Haircuts

01:39 Katana disaster

09:06 Adam Flood buys a wig

12:14 Pink wedding

17:12 Child labour

25:23 Bald issues

28:42 saved by the wig

33:46 how much Irish is too much?

40:30 middle class cut

46:54 ...what time is it?

47:45 Adam gets his wig cut

52:57 a final word with Paddy Young


Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>It's a sword of disgrace... katana wielder Sam Campbell himself joins Paddy and Adam for the very first episode - cutting straight to the heart of HAIRCUTS!</p>
<p><br></p>
<p>The best worst advice on the internet.</p>
<p>Join our patreon - <a href="https://www.patreon.com/paddywillhelp">patreon.com/paddywillhelp</a></p>
<p>and share your problems - <a href="https://form.paddywill.help">form.paddywill.help</a></p>
<p><br></p>
<p>Chapters;</p>
<p>00:00 Haircuts</p>
<p>01:39 Katana disaster</p>
<p>09:06 Adam Flood buys a wig</p>
<p>12:14 Pink wedding</p>
<p>17:12 Child labour</p>
<p>25:23 Bald issues</p>
<p>28:42 saved by the wig</p>
<p>33:46 how much Irish is too much?</p>
<p>40:30 middle class cut</p>
<p>46:54 ...what time is it?</p>
<p>47:45 Adam gets his wig cut</p>
<p>52:57 a final word with Paddy Young</p>
<p><br></p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices">podcastchoices.com/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>Paddy Will Help | Teaser</title>
      <description>Fin and Horatio from Fin vs History introduce Paddy and his new podcast - Paddy Will Help!



Join our patreon and share your problems!



patreon.com/paddywillhelp
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      <pubDate>Thu, 09 Jul 2026 10:09:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>trailer</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Paddy Young | Fumblerooski</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle></itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Fin and Horatio from Fin vs History introduce Paddy and his new podcast - Paddy Will Help!



Join our patreon and share your problems!



patreon.com/paddywillhelp
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Fin and Horatio from Fin vs History introduce Paddy and his new podcast - Paddy Will Help!</p>
<p><br></p>
<p>Join our patreon and share your problems!</p>
<p><br></p>
<p><a href="https://www.patreon.com/paddywillhelp">patreon.com/paddywillhelp</a></p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices">podcastchoices.com/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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