Paddy Will Help https://paddywill.help en The best worst advice on the internet. Paddy Young, host of SNL UKs Weekend Update, helps callers with problems they don’t yet know they have. All supported by award-winning man on the street Adam Flood, picking up the pulse of the people as they run from him. Send in your problems - form.paddywill.help Join our patreon - patreon.com/paddywillhelp https://megaphone.imgix.net/podcasts/245b4d46-753e-11f1-8f2a-f32865381cd6/image/e06c09524b900bd5ecee3b528f44a917.png?ixlib=rails-4.3.1&max-w=3000&max-h=3000&fit=crop&auto=format,compress Paddy Will Help https://paddywill.help episodic Paddy Young | Fumblerooski The best worst advice on the internet. Paddy Young, host of SNL UKs Weekend Update, helps callers with problems they don’t yet know they have. All supported by award-winning man on the street Adam Flood, picking up the pulse of the people as they run from him. Send in your problems - form.paddywill.help Join our patreon - patreon.com/paddywillhelp The best worst advice on the internet.

Paddy Young, host of SNL UKs Weekend Update, helps callers with problems they don’t yet know they have.

All supported by award-winning man on the street Adam Flood, picking up the pulse of the people as they run from him.


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]]> Paddy Young | Fumblerooski paddywillhelp@fumblerooskiproductions.com 10. Honk shoo on that thing with Jack Shep This week Paddy helps you sleep, with Jack Shep. They are solving your problems from a to Zzzz. The best worst advice on the internet. Join our patreon - ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠www.patreon.com/paddywillhelp⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and share your problems - ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠form.paddywill.help Chapters; 00:00 - Jack Shep 02:25 – Don’t talk to me till I’ve had my cum   06:00 – The Body keeps the score  14:50 – David and Goliath   19:51 – Kids in da Club   23:13 – The noblest profession   24:58 – Running warm   28:15 – Advocate for your climate   36:32 – Don’t drive while tired  40:01 – Feeling sleepy and safe   48:22 – You are the wokest link Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Wed, 16 Sep 2026 02:00:00 -0000 full 1 10 Paddy Young | Fumblerooski This week Paddy helps you sleep, with Jack Shep. They are solving your problems from a to Zzzz. The best worst advice on the internet. Join our patreon - ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠www.patreon.com/paddywillhelp⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and share your problems - ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠form.paddywill.help Chapters; 00:00 - Jack Shep 02:25 – Don’t talk to me till I’ve had my cum   06:00 – The Body keeps the score  14:50 – David and Goliath   19:51 – Kids in da Club   23:13 – The noblest profession   24:58 – Running warm   28:15 – Advocate for your climate   36:32 – Don’t drive while tired  40:01 – Feeling sleepy and safe   48:22 – You are the wokest link Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices This week Paddy helps you sleep, with Jack Shep. They are solving your problems from a to Zzzz.


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Chapters;

00:00 - Jack Shep

02:25 – Don’t talk to me till I’ve had my cum  

06:00 – The Body keeps the score 

14:50 – David and Goliath  

19:51 – Kids in da Club  

23:13 – The noblest profession  

24:58 – Running warm  

28:15 – Advocate for your climate  

36:32 – Don’t drive while tired 

40:01 – Feeling sleepy and safe  

48:22 – You are the wokest link

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]]> 3308 09. Ed Night and the Nasty Neighbour A stranger is just a neighbour you haven’t met yet, and boy are they strange. As always Paddy is joined by his metaphorical neighbour Ed Night, to help settle your problems with the person next door. The best worst advice on the internet. Join our patreon - ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠www.patreon.com/paddywillhelp⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and share your problems - ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠form.paddywill.help Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Wed, 09 Sep 2026 03:00:00 -0000 full 1 9 Paddy Young | Fumblerooski A stranger is just a neighbour you haven’t met yet, and boy are they strange. As always Paddy is joined by his metaphorical neighbour Ed Night, to help settle your problems with the person next door. The best worst advice on the internet. Join our patreon - ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠www.patreon.com/paddywillhelp⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and share your problems - ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠form.paddywill.help Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices A stranger is just a neighbour you haven’t met yet, and boy are they strange.

As always Paddy is joined by his metaphorical neighbour Ed Night, to help settle your problems with the person next door.


The best worst advice on the internet. Join our patreon - ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠www.patreon.com/paddywillhelp⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and share your problems - ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠form.paddywill.help

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]]> 3455 08. Janine Harouni on Phobias: Beans, Birds and Being Loved Paddy Will Help - Ep.8 Nothing to be scared of, or is there…? This week Paddy and Janine Harouni help our long-suffering callers overcome their fears of beans, birds and passing of time, while Paddy confronts his fear of being loved. The best worst advice on the internet. Join our patreon - ⁠⁠⁠⁠www.patreon.com/paddywillhelp⁠⁠⁠⁠ and share your problems - ⁠⁠⁠⁠form.paddywill.help Chapters: 00:00 Boo! 03:50 Feeding Mr Potty Poop 07:00 Beans and Guns 11:50 Dad’s theories 15:30 Fake Plastic Beans 17:57 Fishnets? 23:31 Scaregull 27:04 Cucked by a Falcon 29:14 Futurophobia 36:16 Conspiracy Theorists 40:40 Fear of Love Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Wed, 02 Sep 2026 02:00:00 -0000 full 1 8 Paddy Young | Fumblerooski Paddy Will Help - Ep.8 Nothing to be scared of, or is there…? This week Paddy and Janine Harouni help our long-suffering callers overcome their fears of beans, birds and passing of time, while Paddy confronts his fear of being loved. The best worst advice on the internet. Join our patreon - ⁠⁠⁠⁠www.patreon.com/paddywillhelp⁠⁠⁠⁠ and share your problems - ⁠⁠⁠⁠form.paddywill.help Chapters: 00:00 Boo! 03:50 Feeding Mr Potty Poop 07:00 Beans and Guns 11:50 Dad’s theories 15:30 Fake Plastic Beans 17:57 Fishnets? 23:31 Scaregull 27:04 Cucked by a Falcon 29:14 Futurophobia 36:16 Conspiracy Theorists 40:40 Fear of Love Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Paddy Will Help - Ep.8

Nothing to be scared of, or is there…? This week Paddy and Janine Harouni help our long-suffering callers overcome their fears of beans, birds and passing of time, while Paddy confronts his fear of being loved.


The best worst advice on the internet. Join our patreon - ⁠⁠⁠⁠www.patreon.com/paddywillhelp⁠⁠⁠⁠ and share your problems - ⁠⁠⁠⁠form.paddywill.help

Chapters:

00:00 Boo!

03:50 Feeding Mr Potty Poop

07:00 Beans and Guns

11:50 Dad’s theories

15:30 Fake Plastic Beans

17:57 Fishnets?

23:31 Scaregull

27:04 Cucked by a Falcon

29:14 Futurophobia

36:16 Conspiracy Theorists

40:40 Fear of Love

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]]> 2945 07. Horatio Gould; everyday is a gift (from Amazon Prime) Paddy Will Help - Gifts - Ep.7 This week, we’re talking about gifts. Presents you give without expecting anything in return. Join Paddy and Horatio as they discover the real gift was the friends made along the way… and a 10 inch dildo. The best worst advice on the internet. Join our patreon - ⁠⁠⁠www.patreon.com/paddywillhelp⁠⁠⁠ and share your problems - ⁠⁠⁠form.paddywill.help Chapters; 00:00 - Love languages  04:28 - The gift of Adam Flood  06:00 - Surprising your wife  09:40 - Quailty Family Prime  12:23 - Take notes 16:17 - Don’t do drugs, save the high street  19:41 - Resting Mum face  25:00 - Does it help if I do the accent?  29:20 - Paddy’s Past  34:00 - Häagen-Dazs Vanilla  39:50 - The biggest sex organ: The Brain   42:27 - Gifts for Daddy  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Wed, 26 Aug 2026 02:00:00 -0000 full 1 7 Paddy Young | Fumblerooski Paddy Will Help - Gifts - Ep.7 This week, we’re talking about gifts. Presents you give without expecting anything in return. Join Paddy and Horatio as they discover the real gift was the friends made along the way… and a 10 inch dildo. The best worst advice on the internet. Join our patreon - ⁠⁠⁠www.patreon.com/paddywillhelp⁠⁠⁠ and share your problems - ⁠⁠⁠form.paddywill.help Chapters; 00:00 - Love languages  04:28 - The gift of Adam Flood  06:00 - Surprising your wife  09:40 - Quailty Family Prime  12:23 - Take notes 16:17 - Don’t do drugs, save the high street  19:41 - Resting Mum face  25:00 - Does it help if I do the accent?  29:20 - Paddy’s Past  34:00 - Häagen-Dazs Vanilla  39:50 - The biggest sex organ: The Brain   42:27 - Gifts for Daddy  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Paddy Will Help - Gifts - Ep.7 This week, we’re talking about gifts. Presents you give without expecting anything in return. Join Paddy and Horatio as they discover the real gift was the friends made along the way… and a 10 inch dildo. The best worst advice on the internet. Join our patreon - ⁠⁠⁠www.patreon.com/paddywillhelp⁠⁠⁠ and share your problems - ⁠⁠⁠form.paddywill.help


Chapters;

00:00 - Love languages 

04:28 - The gift of Adam Flood 

06:00 - Surprising your wife 

09:40 - Quailty Family Prime 

12:23 - Take notes

16:17 - Don’t do drugs, save the high street 

19:41 - Resting Mum face 

25:00 - Does it help if I do the accent? 

29:20 - Paddy’s Past 

34:00 - Häagen-Dazs Vanilla 

39:50 - The biggest sex organ: The Brain  

42:27 - Gifts for Daddy 

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]]> 3286 06. Ed Night and the middle-class rapper Paddy Will Help - Useless Friends - Ep6 Paddy's most use**** friend - Ed Night - joins Paddy on the couch to sign a rapper against all advice. The best worst advice on the internet. Join our patreon - ⁠⁠⁠https://www.patreon.com/paddywillhelp⁠⁠⁠ and share your problems - ⁠⁠⁠https://form.paddywill.help⁠⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Wed, 19 Aug 2026 02:00:00 -0000 full 1 6 Paddy Young | Fumblerooski Paddy Will Help - Useless Friends - Ep6 Paddy's most use**** friend - Ed Night - joins Paddy on the couch to sign a rapper against all advice. The best worst advice on the internet. Join our patreon - ⁠⁠⁠https://www.patreon.com/paddywillhelp⁠⁠⁠ and share your problems - ⁠⁠⁠https://form.paddywill.help⁠⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Paddy Will Help - Useless Friends - Ep6

Paddy's most use**** friend - Ed Night - joins Paddy on the couch to sign a rapper against all advice. The best worst advice on the internet. Join our patreon - ⁠⁠⁠https://www.patreon.com/paddywillhelp⁠⁠⁠ and share your problems - ⁠⁠⁠https://form.paddywill.help⁠⁠

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]]> 3773 05. The incredible housemate of Bebe Cave We've learnt to live with foreigners but can't we live with ourselves? Bebe Cave joins Paddy and with their collective understanding of living with each other - to help the less fortunate in their own living situations... The best worst advice on the internet. Join our patreon - ⁠⁠⁠⁠patreon.com/paddywillhelp⁠⁠⁠⁠ and share your problems - ⁠⁠⁠⁠form.paddywill.help⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Wed, 12 Aug 2026 02:00:00 -0000 full 1 5 Paddy Young | Fumblerooski We've learnt to live with foreigners but can't we live with ourselves? Bebe Cave joins Paddy and with their collective understanding of living with each other - to help the less fortunate in their own living situations... The best worst advice on the internet. Join our patreon - ⁠⁠⁠⁠patreon.com/paddywillhelp⁠⁠⁠⁠ and share your problems - ⁠⁠⁠⁠form.paddywill.help⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices We've learnt to live with foreigners but can't we live with ourselves? Bebe Cave joins Paddy and with their collective understanding of living with each other - to help the less fortunate in their own living situations...


The best worst advice on the internet.

Join our patreon - ⁠⁠⁠⁠patreon.com/paddywillhelp⁠⁠⁠⁠

and share your problems - ⁠⁠⁠⁠form.paddywill.help⁠

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]]> 3205 04. Mike Rice on the beaches... Mike Rice... the legend on Spanish beaches and British treasures. We're here to help with Living Abroad - and in the meantime Adam Flood gets the travel itch to see how he can support. The best worst advice on the internet. Join our patreon - ⁠⁠⁠patreon.com/paddywillhelp⁠⁠⁠ and share your problems - ⁠⁠⁠form.paddywill.help⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Wed, 05 Aug 2026 02:00:00 -0000 full 1 4 Paddy Young | Fumblerooski Mike Rice... the legend on Spanish beaches and British treasures. We're here to help with Living Abroad - and in the meantime Adam Flood gets the travel itch to see how he can support. The best worst advice on the internet. Join our patreon - ⁠⁠⁠patreon.com/paddywillhelp⁠⁠⁠ and share your problems - ⁠⁠⁠form.paddywill.help⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Mike Rice... the legend on Spanish beaches and British treasures.

We're here to help with Living Abroad - and in the meantime Adam Flood gets the travel itch to see how he can support.


The best worst advice on the internet.

Join our patreon - ⁠⁠⁠patreon.com/paddywillhelp⁠⁠⁠

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]]> 3512 03. Weddings with Ed Night - unmarried and here to help Friend of the pod - Ed Night drops by to help Paddy with wedding problems. From unaffordable requests to rich-girl problems. Paddy is here to help! With Adam Flood back chasing down a ring bearer at his favourite haunt. The best worst advice on the internet. Join our patreon - ⁠⁠patreon.com/paddywillhelp⁠⁠ and share your problems - ⁠⁠form.paddywill.help⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Wed, 29 Jul 2026 02:00:00 -0000 full 1 3 Paddy Young | Fumblerooski Friend of the pod - Ed Night drops by to help Paddy with wedding problems. From unaffordable requests to rich-girl problems. Paddy is here to help! With Adam Flood back chasing down a ring bearer at his favourite haunt. The best worst advice on the internet. Join our patreon - ⁠⁠patreon.com/paddywillhelp⁠⁠ and share your problems - ⁠⁠form.paddywill.help⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Friend of the pod - Ed Night drops by to help Paddy with wedding problems.

From unaffordable requests to rich-girl problems. Paddy is here to help! With Adam Flood back chasing down a ring bearer at his favourite haunt.


The best worst advice on the internet.

Join our patreon - ⁠⁠patreon.com/paddywillhelp⁠⁠

and share your problems - ⁠⁠form.paddywill.help⁠

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]]> 3412 02. Friendship Breakups with Finlay Christie When in doubt, cybertruck. Friendship is on the line this week, as Paddy helps a lusting bestie, group ghosting, and induces a best friend into labour ... along for the ride is best mate (or at least in the top 150) Finlay Christie - and local reporter Adam Flood. The best worst advice on the internet. Join our patreon - ⁠patreon.com/paddywillhelp⁠ and share your problems - ⁠form.paddywill.help⁠ Chapters; 00:00 - Finlay Christie 06:05 - I started comedy at 7 06:43 - Natasha and how to cut a weak friend 11:24 - Turn it on them... 12:39 - A stronger centipede 14:30 - AI jealousy 15:40 - a Wam holiday 17:39 - Todd 21:24 - What not to do 25:20 - wow, 5'11 27:01 - Kate 32:20 - baby-father mogged 35:08 - Can you fly a plane? 39:42 - Boy or Dox? 40:35 - If Paddy was pregnant 41:54 - Adam finds a friend 47:04 - Adam looses a friend 40:11 - The Friendship Ends Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Wed, 22 Jul 2026 02:00:00 -0000 full 1 2 Paddy Young | Fumblerooski When in doubt, cybertruck. Friendship is on the line this week, as Paddy helps a lusting bestie, group ghosting, and induces a best friend into labour ... along for the ride is best mate (or at least in the top 150) Finlay Christie - and local reporter Adam Flood. The best worst advice on the internet. Join our patreon - ⁠patreon.com/paddywillhelp⁠ and share your problems - ⁠form.paddywill.help⁠ Chapters; 00:00 - Finlay Christie 06:05 - I started comedy at 7 06:43 - Natasha and how to cut a weak friend 11:24 - Turn it on them... 12:39 - A stronger centipede 14:30 - AI jealousy 15:40 - a Wam holiday 17:39 - Todd 21:24 - What not to do 25:20 - wow, 5'11 27:01 - Kate 32:20 - baby-father mogged 35:08 - Can you fly a plane? 39:42 - Boy or Dox? 40:35 - If Paddy was pregnant 41:54 - Adam finds a friend 47:04 - Adam looses a friend 40:11 - The Friendship Ends Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices When in doubt, cybertruck.

Friendship is on the line this week, as Paddy helps a lusting bestie, group ghosting, and induces a best friend into labour ... along for the ride is best mate (or at least in the top 150) Finlay Christie - and local reporter Adam Flood.


The best worst advice on the internet.

Join our patreon - ⁠patreon.com/paddywillhelp⁠

and share your problems - ⁠form.paddywill.help⁠


Chapters;

00:00 - Finlay Christie

06:05 - I started comedy at 7

06:43 - Natasha and how to cut a weak friend

11:24 - Turn it on them...

12:39 - A stronger centipede

14:30 - AI jealousy

15:40 - a Wam holiday

17:39 - Todd

21:24 - What not to do

25:20 - wow, 5'11

27:01 - Kate

32:20 - baby-father mogged

35:08 - Can you fly a plane?

39:42 - Boy or Dox?

40:35 - If Paddy was pregnant

41:54 - Adam finds a friend

47:04 - Adam looses a friend

40:11 - The Friendship Ends

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]]> 3386 01. Katana Disaster with Sam Campbell It's a sword of disgrace... katana wielder Sam Campbell himself joins Paddy and Adam for the very first episode - cutting straight to the heart of HAIRCUTS! The best worst advice on the internet. Join our patreon - patreon.com/paddywillhelp and share your problems - form.paddywill.help Chapters; 00:00 Haircuts 01:39 Katana disaster 09:06 Adam Flood buys a wig 12:14 Pink wedding 17:12 Child labour 25:23 Bald issues 28:42 saved by the wig 33:46 how much Irish is too much? 40:30 middle class cut 46:54 ...what time is it? 47:45 Adam gets his wig cut 52:57 a final word with Paddy Young Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Wed, 15 Jul 2026 02:00:00 -0000 full 1 1 Paddy Young | Fumblerooski It's a sword of disgrace... katana wielder Sam Campbell himself joins Paddy and Adam for the very first episode - cutting straight to the heart of HAIRCUTS! The best worst advice on the internet. Join our patreon - patreon.com/paddywillhelp and share your problems - form.paddywill.help Chapters; 00:00 Haircuts 01:39 Katana disaster 09:06 Adam Flood buys a wig 12:14 Pink wedding 17:12 Child labour 25:23 Bald issues 28:42 saved by the wig 33:46 how much Irish is too much? 40:30 middle class cut 46:54 ...what time is it? 47:45 Adam gets his wig cut 52:57 a final word with Paddy Young Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices It's a sword of disgrace... katana wielder Sam Campbell himself joins Paddy and Adam for the very first episode - cutting straight to the heart of HAIRCUTS!


The best worst advice on the internet.

Join our patreon - patreon.com/paddywillhelp

and share your problems - form.paddywill.help


Chapters;

00:00 Haircuts

01:39 Katana disaster

09:06 Adam Flood buys a wig

12:14 Pink wedding

17:12 Child labour

25:23 Bald issues

28:42 saved by the wig

33:46 how much Irish is too much?

40:30 middle class cut

46:54 ...what time is it?

47:45 Adam gets his wig cut

52:57 a final word with Paddy Young


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