• 00:00:18 - Welcome to the Show Whānau!
• 00:07:39 - If You Don't Know Now You Know Quiz
• 00:12:16 - That's Rank! Storme ranks "Caps"
• 00:16:15 - Inky Pinky Ponky 2: Amanaki & JP Studio Interview
• 00:23:10 - Group Chats: UFC (Ultimate Fart Club) & Beveragino
• 00:30:22 - Finding the Most Common Listener Name
• 00:33:57 - Pubtober: Heading to the Northcote Tavern
• 00:37:00 - Throwing Storme Under the Bus
• 00:38:42 - Company Time Bathroom Etiquette
• 00:41:01 - Were Powerbands a Total High School Scam?
• 00:43:23 - I'm Here, You're There: Revenge & Petty Takes
• 00:48:48 - Wananga Wednesday: Faking Karakia 

Thanks for listening ya mongrels! Lots of love Producer Arun, Producer A-aron, Producer Alonaa, Producer Kanuka, Producer Mah BROTHAH, Bad Boy Alan! xx

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Kia ora! Welcome to the Mai Morning Crew catch-up podcast with Tegan, Storme, and Fame.

• 00:00 - Welcome to the show!
• 02:24 - Ultimate Fart Club & Catchup
• 08:02 - If You Don't Know, Now You Know Quiz
• 12:58 - That's Rank: Storme Ranks "Liv"
• 16:48 - Niue Pledge Your Allegance
• 19:43 - Best Part: The Shortland Street Theme Song
• 27:12 - Public Apology to Botany Town Centre
• 30:45 - MCing tips MC Romez
• 35:31 - Special Guest: Chopper Reid on 20 Years of Comedy
• 39:26 - Bailey Said NO to Temuera Morrison!
• 43:21 - ASAP Rocky Ticket Giveaway: Send Us a Rock
• 46:34 - Broken Things Lying Around the House
• 54:03 - TV & Movie Distractions: Smell, Handbrakes & Zombie Gas

Thanks for listening ya mongrels! Lots of love Producer Arun, Producer A-aron, Producer Alonaa, Producer Kanuka, Producer Mah BROTHAH, Bad Boy Alan! xx

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• 00:00:18 - Show Kickoff, Dad Jokes & Morning Email Hacks
• 00:03:09 - Flatbush Primary Choir Sings with Stan Walker
• 00:08:00 - If You Don't Know, Now You Know
• 00:14:50 - That's Rank: Cans
• 00:19:27 - Nickson's Taupō Audi Racetrack Dilemma
• 00:23:41 - Daikyn Calls Out Nickson for Not Paying Him
• 00:25:44 - The Election Billboards are Getting Out Of Hand
• 00:34:51 - Tradie Talk: Calling Out Silly Games On-Site (Part 1)
• 00:37:28 - On-Site Blunders, Tesla Hammers & Drug Test Failures (Part 2)
• 00:41:55 - Tikanga Police: Storme Eats Before Karakia
• 00:45:42 - Pimping Our Cars for the Rugby League World Cup
• 00:50:46 - What Dat Suburb: Bouncy Castles & Pull-Ups at Macca's
• 00:59:13 - What Does "Relatable" Even Mean Anymore? (Part 1)
• 01:03:28 - Budget Bestie Makere Drops Truth Bombs on Relatability (Part 2)

Thanks for listening ya mongrels! Lots of love Producer Arun, Producer A-aron, Producer Alonaa, Producer Kanuka, Producer Mah BROTHAH, Bad Boy Alan! xx

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Kia ora e te ball bags! The crew break down their weekend at the All Blacks game in the corporate box - including Clint Roberts doing headstands in front of Sir Richie McCaw, Shay’s kleptomaniac tendencies with Eden Park's turf and dessert forks, and Nickson addressing the messages about his 41-year-old BMX midlife crisis. Plus, the team reacts to Tana Umaga’s legendary halftime spraying and takes calls on "I'm Telling Your Mum!"

• 00:00 - Pubtober Recap
• 08:00 - If You Don't Know, Now You Know Quiz
• 14:13 - That's Rank: Famous Baldies
• 18:31 - Nickson's BMX Riding 
• 22:25 - Shay Steals Forks and Grass from Eden Park
• 27:07 - Crazy Things Brought Home After a Night Out
• 30:00 - Clint Roberts From ZM Doing Headstands in the Corp Lounge
• 32:15 - I'm Telling Your Mum!
• 39:29 - Getting Told Off by Tana Umaga 
• 45:09 - When You Last Got A Kick Up The Ass
• 49:46 - Party in the Pacific: Fly to Fiji as Our MC!
• 53:29 - Unsolicited Advice & Live Listener Reviews

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• 00:00 - Kia Ora & Friday Kickoff
• 01:28 - Wild Drama at K-Road Mobil
• 03:23 - Post-Movie Run & Fittest Radio Show Debate
• 08:43 - Quiz: If You Don't Know, Now You Know
• 13:17 - Let's Rank: Pub Phrases & Trivia
• 17:06 - You're a Dickhead at Work If...
• 23:33 - Rugby League World Cup & Flag Etiquette
• 27:17 - How Do You Know a Samoan's Been to Your House?
• 38:25 - Pubtober Kickoff: Point Chev Bowls Club
• 41:39 - The Lost Art of Pointing
• 46:00 - The Court Session
• 50:18 - The Jinx Hotline Returns

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• That’s RANK! Today Storme ranks “Shell”.
• What’s an everything shower??
• Tegan’s partner Baylee thought Gingivitis was a name for people with red hair. When did you use the wrong word at the wrong time?
• I’m here, and you’re there! Let’s get petty.
• The phrase you shouldn’t use when asking for a payrise.
• Storme is now a food journo! What’s the dead giveaway you’re a big back?
• Potatoes in different fonts?
• What ruined your 8 week challenge?
• Storme brought shame on his family name.

Thanks for listening ya mongrels! Lots of love Producer Arun, Producer A-aron, Producer Alonaa, Producer Kanuka, Producer Mah BROTHAH, Bad Boy Alan! xx

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• Tegan’s friend has been casting spells…
• That’s RANK! Today Storme ranks “Tame”.
• Where are the worst behaved kids in Aotearoa?
• Have you ever beaten a professional athlete at something?
• What do you need a peptide for?
• How soon have you had babies back to back?
• What’s the best part of The Lion King?
• Who hasn’t taken you on a date in ages?
• Ian Jones joins us to talk about the Bledisloe Cup!

Thanks for listening ya mongrels! Lots of love Producer Arun, Producer A-aron, Producer Alonaa, Producer Kanuka, Producer Mah BROTHAH, Bad Boy Alan! xx

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• Storme has his take on the best utensil.
• That’s RANK! Today Storme ranks “Green”.
• Nickson is playing silly games on the Mai Morning Crew Insta…
• Nickson’s Dad makes a MEAN muffin. What’s your Dad’s greatest skill?
• Do you lose mana for doing a haka with an apple watch?
• Have you ever had a one outs with your inlaws?
• We wanna visit your local pub!
• Who are you voting for Mai whanau??
• Tegan had the worst start to her morning, can anyone else top her?
• What Dat Suburb?! What crazy thing is happening in your neighbourhood?
• People be parachuting off skyscrapers here in Auckland.

Thanks for listening ya mongrels! Lots of love Producer Arun, Producer A-aron, Producer Alonaa, Producer Kanuka, Producer Mah BROTHAH, Bad Boy Alan! xx

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• Tegs did the most at Nickson’s sausage sizzle…
• That’s RANK! Today Storme ranks “Chicks”.
• Storme got confused for a Blues player…
• Nickson has a new skill that doesn’t get enough love. What’s your skill that doesn’t get enough love?
• I’m telling your Mum! Who needs to get told on from the weekend?
• Tegs has still got it guys, she got mistaken for being 19!
• Nickson gets his mates on the phone to see whose been playing silly games with some phone pranks.
• Who is the greatest Dave of all time??

Thanks for listening ya mongrels! Lots of love Producer Arun, Producer A-aron, Producer Alonaa, Producer Kanuka, Producer Mah BROTHAH, Bad Boy Alan! xx

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• Are you still in your TXT 2000 relationship?
• That’s RANK! Today Storme ranks “Blue”.
• Any Wahs fans going to the final still?
• Desch from the Mai Hot 20 is in a movie! Tell us about your famous mate?
• Do you have a naughty Nana? What silly games have you been up to?
• Producer Arun calls out the Morning Crew on their bad behaviour from the week in The Court Session.
• Karaoke Friday is BACK! Olivia Dean Edition.
• Texts that make you t i n g l e…
• Should the Uber Driver deliver right to your door in the rain?
• What Dat Language??

Thanks for listening ya mongrels! Lots of love Producer Arun, Producer A-aron, Producer Alonaa, Producer Kanuka, Producer Mah BROTHAH, Bad Boy Alan! xx

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• Tegan had a mare with her Milkrun order.
• That’s RANK! Today Storme ranks “Bobs”.
• We had the best time at the Chorus Fibre Lab!
• We play the worlds most dangerous radio game.
• I’m here, and you’re there! It gets petty today…
• Tegan realised what it’s like going on a field trip with 2 ADHD people.
• We get an update on Nickson’s HR meeting… What was the ridiculous reason you got sent to HR?
• Turns out Tegan can predict the future.

Thanks for listening ya mongrels! Lots of love Producer Arun, Producer A-aron, Producer Alonaa, Producer Kanuka, Producer Mah BROTHAH, Bad Boy Alan! xx

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• We go through some of the comments on our Hyrox video.
• That’s RANK! Today Storme ranks “Geoffs”.
• Who cracked a joke when you were at your lowest?
• Storme needs some new hobbies, so Tegs suggests a few for him.
• What is the best part of the bakery?
• Nickson is doing a sausage sizzle this weekend.
• Tegan has the gift of nagging, so we get her to nag your partners for you.
• We talk to the Hauraki Breakfast show about stealing one of their segments. So naturally we steal another one from a different station.
• Nickson was running a muck on our companies social media platform. To the point he now has an HR meeting…

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• Is Tat South the most respectable suburb in Tāmaki Makaurau?
• That’s RANK! Today Storme ranks “Air”.
• Year Three Times: What are the best songs to come out of 1996?
• Nickson has started following people on Insta. What are the signs the world is healing?
• What Dat Suburb?! What’s the weird thing you’ve seen in your suburb?
• Tegan has the hardest “Would you rather”.
• We reveal how we went in the Hyrox Challenge. Did we kaka our pants?
• What’s the tooth fairy paying these days?
• “We Sigh, We Don’t Cry,” come have a sigh about your partner.
• Are you using a broom or a vacuum in the bathroom?

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• Storme was papped queuing up for naughty things at Chemist Warehouse…
• That’s RANK! Today Storme ranks “Aussie”.
• We need to get Storme some new hobbies.
• Wahs fans, what did you do this weekend?
• Storme got shamed at a shared lunch…
• Tegs needed to get some new running shorts, and the audacity of some people….
• Storme finished his 8 week challenge, and he celebrated by eating everything he could.
• We’re gonna try and do a hyrox without pooping our pants.
• What do you wanna blame on daylight savings?
• John Kirwan joins us on the show to talk about “Mitey” and the “Drive for Five”.

Thanks for listening ya mongrels! Lots of love Producer Arun, Producer A-aron, Producer Alonaa, Producer Kanuka, Producer Mah BROTHAH, Bad Boy Alan! xx

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• Any one hit wonders wanna play the NFL final?
• That’s RANK! Today Storme ranks “Meta”.
• We talk to Black Fern Veisinia Mahutariki-Fakalelu about their next game against England this weekend.
• What do you wanna do when you get skinny?
• Today is the most common day for birthdays in NZ.
• The Mai Morning Crew Court Sesh.
• We find out if Storme can actually determine different stores by his sense of smell…
• What are the work things keeping you up at night?
• Sarah Hirini joins us on the show!

Thanks for listening ya mongrels! Lots of love Producer Arun, Producer A-aron, Producer Alonaa, Producer Kanuka, Producer Mah BROTHAH, Bad Boy Alan! xx

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• How much weight did you put on after your 8 week challenge?
• That’s RANK! Today Storme ranks “Weight”.
• Cooper Smith ran 250km straight to raise money for I am hope, so we get him on to talk about this massive feat!
• What ruined your name?
• I’m here & you’re there!
• Storme has another go at being the human calorie counter, this time with Twisties.
• We try out a rap challenge.
• Storme reckons he can identify stores just by the smell of them. What do you reckon is the best smelling store?
• Nickson’s been papped using his burner account.
• Can you bring an iced coffee to an interview?

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• Nickson gets deep and shares his feelings.
• That’s RANK! Today Storme ranks “Ken”.
• Uso vs Bro vs Toko vs Kill vs Mate. What’s the best?
• What has someone said out loud that made you go “woah woah woah?!”
• Your go to bunking spots at high school.
• Channing Tatum has a burner account, do you have one?
• Taylor Serage joins us to talk about Max vs 100 with Red Bull.
• Storme gets his final weigh in for the big brown slim down!
• We test out the human calorie counter.
• What is the best part of “I will always love you”?
• We try a new controversial game… What dat accent?!

Thanks for listening ya mongrels! Lots of love Producer Arun, Producer A-aron, Producer Alonaa, Producer Kanuka, Producer Mah BROTHAH, Bad Boy Alan! xx

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• It’s been 48 hours since the Wahs loss, how we all feeling whānau?
• That’s RANK! Today Storme ranks “Birds”.
• Nickson’s son Atoa celebrated his first birthday yesterday, and he went to the BOUJEEST place for his bday lunch…
• How many NZ reps listen to us?
• What dat suburb! You tell us an out the gate story, we try and guess what suburb it happened in.
• What would Beauty & The Beast look like if it was set in NZ?
• What would The Lion King look like if it was set in Samoa?
• This planet is boring AF… What would make it more interesting?

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• If no one likes talking to you, Tegan has some tips.
• That’s RANK! Today Storme ranks “Balls”.
• Look, we know the Wahs lost… So we’re opening up the “Wah Wah Line” every hour so you can have a wah.
• Tegs successfully split the G! What are you adding to your CV?
• Storme got left out to dry when he was MCing the tennis.
• I’m telling your Mum! Who do you need to tell on from the weekend?
• Tegan had her first marae stay over the weekend!
• What crazy hobby have your parents taken up?
• Storme was backing Japan to win the Tennis so it would finish early and he could go to the Wahs… What culture do you wish you were apart of?

Thanks for listening ya mongrels! Lots of love Producer Arun, Producer A-aron, Producer Alonaa, Producer Kanuka, Producer Mah BROTHAH, Bad Boy Alan! xx

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• What would you remove from human existence?
• That’s RANK! Today Storme ranks “Kings”.
• We talk to Mia Anderson from the Black Ferns about their game this weekend.
• Are you over 30, have no kids but still have milo?
• You better not talk about my hairline…
• Nickson can’t stand the smell of fake tan. What’s the smell that triggers you?
• Mike from Rebel Souljahz joins us on the show to talk about Kingston Calling.
• Who tf are the LSBs???
• The Court Session is back! And it’s Nickson’s first. Lets just say he made the cut more than once…
• Tegan is doing noho and staying on the marae, but she needs some tips!
• Martin Devlin is back from South Africa!

Thanks for listening ya mongrels! Lots of love Producer Arun, Producer A-aron, Producer Alonaa, Producer Kanuka, Producer Mah BROTHAH, Bad Boy Alan! xx

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• Someone is walking around Aotearoa not knowing they’re the smartest person in this country…
• That’s RANK! Today Storme ranks “Harps”.
• Who’s the uncle that is not really your uncle?
• Harry Potter out of context to bamboozle Nickson.
• I’m here, and you’re there! It’s SAVAGE today.
• Storme has a motivational poem for the Knights ahead of their game against the Wahs this weekend.
• Have your parents ever called out your partner for being too ugly?
• What’s your povo meal?
• Stan Walker joins us to have a kōrero about his new waiata “Kāinga”.

Thanks for listening ya mongrels! Lots of love Producer Arun, Producer A-aron, Producer Alonaa, Producer Kanuka, Producer Mah BROTHAH, Bad Boy Alan! xx

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• Judge Judy is retiring!
• That’s RANK! Today Storme ranks “Fish”.
• Have you ever had to fight for your love like Akon?
• We try and learn the longest place name in Aotearoa
• What’s a product that is all sheeiiiit?
• We talk to Riana Te Ngahue about enrolling to vote.
• We read out some feedback about the new CRL line.
• Anyone else faking a 5am run to avoid an awkward morning with a 1 night stand.
• What is the best part of the first Shrek movie?
• Paige comes through to talk about new music & give us a acoustic performance.

Thanks for listening ya mongrels! Lots of love Producer Arun, Producer A-aron, Producer Alonaa, Producer Kanuka, Producer Mah BROTHAH, Bad Boy Alan! xx

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• New Yorkers are spending too much money on OnlyFans…
• That’s RANK! Today Storme ranks “Reo”.
• Nickson and his Wife have started day drinking now their son is at school.
• Storme LOVES a Tiny Desk performance, and the combos of them. What’s your heavenly combo?
• What dat suburb! Someone is driving a couch down the road.
• 5 situations you need to see someone in before dating them.
• Storme’s body is giving “Computer Server”, what is your body giving?
• Storme jinxed the Wahs, tell him to SHUSH!
• Shoutout to these GOATED lollies.

Thanks for listening ya mongrels! Lots of love Producer Arun, Producer A-aron, Producer Alonaa, Producer Kanuka, Producer Mah BROTHAH, Bad Boy Alan! xx

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• Tegan has reached a new level of lazy…
• That’s RANK! Today Storme ranks “Losses”.
• Storme was meant to do content at the Wahs game over the weekend. Lets just say the content consisted of adult fantas…
• Men are happier when they date younger women?
• Nickson’s poppa sadly passed away, but before he died he was waiting on someone…
• I’m telling your Mum! Who needs to be told off from the weekend??
• Tegs went to Pak’nSave for the first and last time over the weekend. What gets you overstimulated??
• Nickson’s newest artist on his playlist…
• Someone at Nickson’s local bowls club walked home after the Wahs loss to be in his thoughts… How did you recover from the loss?
• Someone GOATED said they were proud of Storme.

Thanks for listening ya mongrels! Lots of love Producer Arun, Producer A-aron, Producer Alonaa, Producer Kanuka, Producer Mah BROTHAH, Bad Boy Alan! xx

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• Tegs has got some kupu Māori for you to use next week.
• That’s RANK! Today Storme ranks “Trains”.
• Are you above average when it comes to kissing?
• Storme has a new game “Follow the Script”!
• Who was your 2000s crush?
• We talk about the new iPhone Duo and how we’ll never afford it…
• Share you Wahs gameday experience… PAINT THE PICTURE!
• Taylor Serage will be versing THE Max Verstappen in the Red Bull Max vs 100! So we see if she’s up to the challenge.
• Tegs loves to take things slow…. How do you take it slow in your life?
• The Mai Morning Crew Court Sesh is BACK! Where Producer Arun calls the team out on their mishaps from the week.

Thanks for listening ya mongrels! Lots of love Producer Arun, Producer A-aron, Producer Alonaa, Producer Kanuka, Producer Mah BROTHAH, Bad Boy Alan! xx

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• That’s RANK! Today Storme ranks PHONE 
• If you’re a parent, Tegs has a hack for you to try 
• The new iphone just got uncovered… what are we thinking about it? 
• Storme is being reported to the PARU POLICE. Ain’t no way he’s doing this at restaurants 
• I’m here, you’re there 
• Shay doesn’t believe in closure… 
• Which flav of Raro was the best? Asking the hard hitting questions this morning 
• Tegs is a changes guy, she walking around Ben10 right now and she proud of it 

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- Shay wants to know what we're doing about GTA 6!?
- Women are trading in their dating 'norms' to invest more in an emotional platonic friendship. 
- Shay has oversold herself, and she can't escape the inevitable. 
- Storme took 'Mr. Think-About-It' to get boil-up ingredients. 
- Storme is morphing into the girlies the more he's with Tegz & Prod. Shay. 
- Sleep for dinner? 
- The WAH's just gained another fan! (s/o to Tracey) 
- Are you a Jedi at heart? Storme has your ideal location. 

Stay blessed, stay safe! we run it back tomorrow - BLEHHH! 

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• Tegs has got some healthy relationship tips for ya!
• That’s RANK! Today Storme ranks “Police”
• How are you cooking up your boilup?
• What do you have that everyone wants but you’ve had enough of?
• You only have to pay $350 a month for rent, but you live in a retirement village… Are you taking the cheap rent?
• What would be on your suburbs flag?
• Shay has a PSA for sperm donors…
• Storme reveals what dat sound is!
• My partner keeps… Fill the blanks!
• Geeks unanonymous! Call through and tell us why you’re a geek!
• Stan Walker comes through for a kōrero about “Family Tree”.

Thanks for listening ya mongrels! Lots of love Producer Arun, Producer A-aron, Producer Alonaa, Producer Kanuka, Producer Mah BROTHAH, Bad Boy Alan! xx

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• Why can’t we let Tegs suffer in silence?
• That’s RANK! Today Storme ranks “Les’”
• You get $200mill, but your sis goes to jail for 12 months… What you doing??
• Storme can’t give massages, what can’t you do and why?
• Tegan tries to name all 50 US states, can she do it?
• Anyone you need to tell on from the weekend? It’s time to TELL THEIR MUM!
• Do we think the Skytower is “full fat” or “low carb”?
• It’s Tegan & her partners anniversary… So we ask you Mai whānau to shoutout your partners on air <3
• Storme wants to define the skuxx era…
• Shay’s version of Chipmunks was the Manukau Food Court, what was yours??
• BEWARE OF THESE SCAMS!

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• That’s RANK! Today Storme ranks “Birds”
• Ray & Eden from the brand new True Love on the show for a yarn 
• Fathers Day is this Sunday, what reminds you of your Dad?
• Randy was supposed to cook for a client video yesterday and he wasn’t very good at it…why are you single? 
• The very first MMC COURT SESSION!!!! 
• We create a nickname for anyone called Eugene 
• Big back maths 
• How to know if you are in the wrong career 

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• That’s RANK! Today Storme ranks “House”
• Storme’s wife received the strangest compliment from her doctor.
• Bars in songs that go HARD for no reason!
• How are you picking up people?
• I’m here, you’re there IS BACK!
• The director of Lomu - Vea Mafile’o joins us on the show!
• Storme’s wife was a little too shy to ask for help after she hurt herself, and honestly fair enough.
• We attempt the flyover from the South Africa vs All Blacks game in Cape Town.
• Storme tries out some reo tongue twisters on us.

Thanks for listening ya mongrels! Lots of love Producer Arun, Producer A-aron, Producer Alonaa, Producer Kanuka, Producer Mah BROTHAH, Bad Boy Alan! xx

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• That’s RANK! Today Storme ranks “Stans”
• What is the most common teacher gift? 
• All Gen Z’s are taking more sick days than other generations (can confirm this as a Gen Z) 
• Which movie do you know 99%?
• Storme brings a very suss sound to the show…you have to guess what it is 
• Ladies…what are we blaming on our period? 
• A security guard is playing silly games with a cucumber 

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• That’s RANK! Today Storme ranks “Fathers”
• Tegan has some hopeful math for you.
• We talk to Brady Rush about the Northland Taniwhas win to retain the Ranfurly shield.
• What’s the biggest thing you’ve won?
• What dat suburb is back!
• How much should you gift at a wedding?
• Tegan’s running photo got her back on her haerenga.
• What room were you not expected to be in?
• Some children’s shows have some interesting real life implications…

Thanks for listening ya mongrels! Lots of love Producer Arun, Producer A-aron, Producer Alonaa, Producer Kanuka, Producer Mah BROTHAH, Bad Boy Alan! xx

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• That’s RANK! Today Storme ranks “numbers” 
• What’s on Teg’s feed at the moment? 
• Our sports specialist Martyn Devlin was going to give us a live update from South Africa… but he wasn’t quite up to it …
• Court is now in session 
• I’m telling your mum on you, who are you dobbing in? 
• Strome vs Lanai vs the bins pt123123149 
• The greatest rivalry is going down atm. What is your greatest rivalry? 

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• That’s RANK! Today Storme ranks “Bots” 
• Tegs had a holy shit I'm 30 moment.
• Is Sione the only person who had Knowing You by Jamoa Jam at their wedding?
• Tegs just cracked 200 days in a row on Duolingo! So we tested her Spanish. 
• IRD is open for feedback at the moment and Nickson is drafting up an email.
• The top 5 lunchbox snacks when we were kids, and checking out what kids these days get.
• How do you know an islander manages a retail store?

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• That’s RANK! Today Storme ranks “Rons” 
• Storme thinks he has a celebrity doppelganger.
• Tegs fully misread the room, twice.
• We talk through heaven's hottest collabs and the artists we gotta enjoy while they're here. 
• Tegs had a million dollar app idea that she never got going.
• What's your gameday superstition?
• A new personality type just dropped.

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• That’s RANK! Today Storme ranks “Dolls” 
• The Taniwhas have dropped a banger after their big Ranfurly Shield win.
• Why Storme is going to hell.
• Brayden got an apology from The Rock. 
• What's something you thought only happened in movies?
• Shay had her car stolen by a workmate.
• Test running out What Dat Car game.
• A tribute to the great Dolly Parton!

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• That’s RANK! Today Storme ranks “Cards” 
• Would you rather eat with a fussy eater or someone that forgets their wallet?
• We go through restaurants that you miss more than your ex.
• Are sirens the problem, or do they just need a better catalogue?
• Tegan's boyfriend thought she was a man. 

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• That’s RANK! Today Storme ranks “Ones” 
• Tegs has some ways to increase your gains.
• When were you caught with your undies showing?
• Tegs forgot to charge her hearing aids.
• Nickson blows out candles like a 5 year old. 
• After the big Wahs win, Storme is ready to declare three words he's been holding back all year.
• Does Nickson's dad love Storme more than him?
• A little bit of PB celebration!

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• That’s RANK! Today Storme ranks “cams” 
• Nickson had an awkward moment at the Rockshop
• We test what coconut cream is best
• We pose the ultimate Wahs vs All Blacks question
• Tegan manifested her whole life.
• The big backs BBQ nemesis
• Low carb objects
• Vici-Rose Green on the show!

Thanks for having me today team! Producer Cam

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• That’s RANK! Today Storme ranks “Cans”
• Wanna know the dark side of your starsigns? Tegan’s reading you to filth.
• Nickson’s convinced no one has ever legitimately found love at the gym without playing up.
• What’s your go to order from your local?
• Nickson gives us a live wine tasting on air.
• Listener Mosese gives us a new game to play!
• Storme is a Māori that ice skates… How are you unconventional in your culture?
• What’s a chore that only takes a few mins that you avoid at every cost?
• This song just speaks to Nickson, he’s convinced it has been written about him.

Thanks for listening ya mongrels! Lots of love Producer Arun, Producer A-aron, Producer Alonaa, Producer Kanuka, Producer Mah BROTHAH, Bad Boy Alan! xx

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• That’s RANK! Today Storme ranks “courts” 
• Tegs did something that felt illegal but technically wasn’t 
• Strome has an out the gate hobby, we asked you to tell us your hobby & we would guess your nationality 
• Fashion week is onnnn and Tegs said the wrong word at the wrong time (oops) 
• Kurt from Chorus gets grilled by Nickson 
• Which culture do you subscribe to the most? 

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• That’s RANK! Today Storme ranks “Clothes”.
• A workmate found love at the gym, who do you need to thank for love?
• Palagi Playtime is back, this time Producer Arun took Nickson winetasting.
• You on a slimdown but struggling to find low cal food at the airport? Tegs has got you.
• Which job has the most Wahs fans?
• Nickson’s job in his family is the ticketmaster guy… What’s the job in your family?
• Tegan’s out here falling for AI. When did AI get you??
• Storme admitted a very embarrassing pastime and regretted it instantly…

Thanks for listening ya mongrels! Lots of love Producer Arun, Producer A-aron, Producer Alonaa, Producer Kanuka, Producer Mah BROTHAH, Bad Boy Alan! xx

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• That’s RANK! Today Storme ranks “Horses”.
• Richard Kahui joins us to talk about The Classics taking on Brazil.
• What are you hiding from your trainer?
• Storme reckons he’s nailed the song to kick off the Māori kickons.
• Producer T-Money was playing silly games at a concert last week.
• Facebook Marketplace messages are getting a little out of hand.
• What would be in your hometown hype reel?
• We talk to Mils Muliaina about his darts performance over the weekend and how he lost to Stephen Donald.
• Tegan finds hidden lyrics in the Tokyo Drift song.

Thanks for listening ya mongrels! Lots of love Producer Arun, Producer A-aron, Producer Alonaa, Producer Kanuka, Producer Mah BROTHAH, Bad Boy Alan! xx

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• That’s RANK! Today Storme ranks “COUNTS”
• Martin Devlin reveals his past life as a pro squash player.
• Mecca is doing the most looking out for the boyfriends who get dragged in store.
• Nickson is riding his BMX to feel young again…  What are you doing to keep yourself young?
• Tofiga Fepulea’i joins us on the show to talk about his new tour “Fresh Since Ages ago”.
• This girl was listening to Dragons & Demons by The Herbs. What do you think she was eating at the time?
• Nickson witnessed something wild at St Lukes Mall.
• Why do you have your name?
• We talk to the legendary darts caller Russ Bray! ONEHUNDREDANDEIGHTYYYYY!!!

Thanks for listening ya mongrels! Lots of love Producer Arun, Producer A-aron, Producer Alonaa, Producer Kanuka, Producer Mah BROTHAH, Bad Boy Alan! xx

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• That’s RANK! Today Storme ranks “Chris’s”
• Is your iMessage turned on?
• Tegs used Trident coconut cream when making Oka, BLASPHEMY!!!
• Do you have the HEARTIEST Māori name?
• What’s the female version of a dap?
• Turn’s out kutus is content gold so we’re running it back today!! Tell us your kutu remedies.
• Nickson’s wife Sarah booked out the whole of chipmunks for an hour so his son Atoa could have the whole place to himself… How did you waste your parents money?
• Tegan’s got a list of places you can get free stuff on your bday!

Thanks for listening ya mongrels! Lots of love Producer Arun, Producer A-aron, Producer Alonaa, Producer Kanuka, Producer Mah BROTHAH, Bad Boy Alan! xx

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• That’s RANK! Today Storme ranks “Bowls”.
• Tegan has some tips on how to end a conversation.
• Nickson wants to know who was your athlete crush growing up?
• Storme’s 31 year old mate has kutus, who’s the oldest person out there with kutus?
• Tegan has some tips on how to not get hungover.
• Nickson needed a drink in the wrong place at the wrong time.
• Storme has an update on the “Big Brown Slim Down”
• We get Nate & Randy on the show to hash out their fun run situation.

Thanks for listening ya mongrels! Lots of love Producer Arun, Producer A-aron, Producer Alonaa, Producer Kanuka, Producer Mah BROTHAH, Bad Boy Alan! xx

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• That’s RANK! Today Storme ranks “Bears”.
• Nickson’s been hanging out with kids fixing bikes?
• Tegan’s Tips: Unconventional icebreakers.
• We bust out some DJ Sir-vere puns.
• What is the best thing about your local pub?
• What does the retirement village of the future look like?
• Where can’t you take your parents?
• How are you splitting the bill with your mates?

Thanks for listening ya mongrels! Lots of love Producer Arun, Producer A-aron, Producer Alonaa, Producer Kanuka, Producer Mah BROTHAH, Bad Boy Alan! xx

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• That’s RANK! Today Storme ranks “Eyes”.
• Shay from the Mai Home Run needs to relax, Nickson found out about an interaction she had with a listener…
• Storme accidentally flashed someone, when did someone see your bits?
• Nickson was bribed with 2 beers to become a Wahs supporter. What have you been bribed with?
• Turns out Storme is a gun at karaoke, so we put him to the test to see how good he really is…
• We announce the winners from our Franz Josef trip with Tegan Bingo!
• Storme needs to learn when to call it a night…
• Producer Arun is up to some strange behaviour as per. What’s something your made does that is logical but random to everyone else?
• We had the BEST time with the Department of Conservation in Franz Josef.
• We talk to our Chris Brown x Usher flyaway winner “Kitana” to see how the concert was!

Thanks for listening ya mongrels! Lots of love Producer Arun, Producer A-aron, Producer Alonaa, Producer Kanuka, Producer Mah BROTHAH, Bad Boy Alan! xx

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• Tegs, Storme, Arun and Arju are live from Hokitika this morning! 
• That’s RANK - Doctors edition 
• Martin Devlin the legend gives us the sporting update ahead of a packed weekend 
• Stromey had to do year 14, did anyone else out there have to? 
• What happened in your hometown to make it abit yuck 
• If Nickson were a town… he would be … 
• The NUMBERS GAME - Nickson’s turn to guess the number 
• Everyone has a story that starts off with ‘this one time in the south island’ what is yours? 

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• I think I made the quiz questions way too long today (oops) 
• That’s RANK - Ice - in honor of going down to a glacier for Tegs bday 
• Paddy Gower brings peptides into studio 
• Everyone remembers the name of the fastest kid at school 
• Nickson has a real boomer take about a store he visited recently
• Maia Roos the legend on the show this morning! 
• Atoa has spoken his first word and it is not surprising that it is something that his father says 
• Men…what do you wish women could experience? 
• From a naughty boy at school to writing a book, Louis Davis!!! 

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• That’s RANK! Today Storme ranks acronyms
• Tegs birthday is the gift that keeps on giving, what do you want to win? 
• If your name was associated with a business, what would it be? 
• Tegs had glandular fever & it got her out of sports at school. 
• Someone on the show has been invited to golf 
• LOST THE PLOT, running it back again. 
• The world is full of sad headlines atm, Nickson (of all people) brings happy news to the table 
• We are starting rumours to keep a Tuesday interesting. You should try this. 
• The legend Shane Cameron had a chat with Storme and Tegs about his new book! 

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• That’s RANK! Today Storme ranks “Bugs”.
• Tegs got into the dumbest argument with her partner Baylee.
• We play “The Foley Game”! We tell the story, you make the SFX.
• Tegan asks the boys some fun relationship questions.
• What do you wanna win for Tegan’s bday?
• Tegs did something that felt chubby, but actually isn’t…
• We’re making the album “Now That’s What I Call Big Back VOL II”! What songs or noises need to be on there?
• Martin Devlin from the DSPN podcast is in to talk SPORT!

Thanks for listening ya mongrels! Lots of love Producer Arun, Producer A-aron, Producer Alonaa, Producer Kanuka, Producer Mah BROTHAH, Bad Boy Alan! xx

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• That’s RANK! Today Storme ranks “Questions”.
• Where do you think Teg’s heard this Bob Marley track?
• When did you miss out on greatness?
• Did you ever have to ask yourself the question “Is it because we’re brown”?!
• Manu Vatuvei joins us to talk about his upcoming fight with Rene Ranger.
• “Lost the Plot” a game where you guess the movie off a poorly explained plot.
• Why did Tegs get ripped out for her food order?
• Where is the most beautiful place you’ve had a fight with your partner?
• Nickson has found his new favourite place… Chipmunks…

Thanks for listening ya mongrels! Lots of love Producer Arun, Producer A-aron, Producer Alonaa, Producer Kanuka, Producer Mah BROTHAH, Bad Boy Alan! xx

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• That’s RANK! Today Storme ranks “Hair”.
• Tegan had an awkward interaction with someone who pretended they didn’t know her…
• Storme reveals his journey at the team all you can eat buffet…
• We try out our best Texan accents.
• What smells remind you of your grandparents?
• Teeks is on the show to talk about his track “My Boy”.
• If Zoe Hobbs is the fastest Māori, what kind of Māori are you?
• What’s the longest walk home you’ve done?
• Sevens legend Karl Te Nana joins us on the show to talk about NPC returning, now free to air on TVNZ!

Thanks for listening ya mongrels! Lots of love Producer Arun, Producer A-aron, Producer Alonaa, Producer Kanuka, Producer Mah BROTHAH, Bad Boy Alan! xx

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• That’s RANK! Today Storme ranks “kisses.”
• Tegan has a read on people who think they’re better than you.
• Storme wants to know about your hottest smooch.
• Tegan HATES banana splits, what food do you think is propaganda?
• How would you spell your fart?
• 5 Reasons you’re gonna age well.
• We’ve come up with Tegan Bingo! A way for you to win while she’s on her trip to Franz Joseph.
• Tegan will never get botox because it means she will never be able to scrunch up her face… What will you never fold on?
• Introducing the Mai Morning Crew Court Sesh!

Thanks for listening ya mongrels! Lots of love Producer Arun, Producer A-aron, Producer Alonaa, Producer Kanuka, Producer Mah BROTHAH, Bad Boy Alan! xx

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• That’s RANK! Today Storme ranks “Chairs”.
• Tegan has other ways for you to say “ngā mihi”.
• Storme signed his rugby boots and gave them away to some kids at the classics. What’s the random thing you have signed at home?
• How do you trick your kids?
• Storme’s on the lookout for someone's rēwana bug!
• Tegan has a quote that will change your perspective on your day.
• Storme bought an “encouragement box”. Was it a waste of money? We’ll let you decide.
• What pisses off your big back side?
• Things that are weirdly intimate…

Thanks for listening ya mongrels! Lots of love Producer Arun, Producer A-aron, Producer Alonaa, Producer Kanuka, Producer Mah BROTHAH, Bad Boy Alan! xx

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• That’s RANK! Today Storme ranks beans.
• Storme got to experience deaf Tegs on our trip to Gizzy.
• Nickson and Storme need to start reading brochures for retirement homes.
• We all wore our PJs on our work trip and it was wholesome as. What’s the wholesome thing you do with your mates?
• Che Fu came through to talk about 25 years of The Navigator and the tour to celebrate!
• Off the back of our Che Fu chat, we try our hand at some Che Fu puns, and we get a lil silly…
• Tegs caught 0 fish on the Gizzy trip, and we think it’s because she wore gumboots on the boat… Where did you wear gummies that you shouldn’t have?
• The legend that is Laurie Daly joins us on the show to talk all things State of Origin!

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• The upcoming State of O game at Eden Park, and what time it will be broadcast 👀
• Where he's gonna take the boys when they're in NZ.
• Why you should be supporting NSW.

PLUS HEAPS MORE! Enjoy whānau xx

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• That’s RANK! Today Storme ranks “Ghosts”
• Nickson brought in some hella spicy chips for us to try and holy hecka I would not wanna be out toilets tomorrow.
• What sorta ridiculousness are you getting up to when you’re bored?
• What is the worst message to receive before payday?
• Jorja Miller joins us to talk about being resigned to 2029!
• Mai FM legend & OG Robbie Rakete comes through to share his embarrassing experience at a tangi…
• Who from the Mai whānau has the most siblings?
• Chris Haden - The organiser of the NZ Classics comes on the show to release the full lineup for the game this weekend.

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• It’s Tegan’s birthday! There lots of surprises in the show today, so enjoy!
• That’s RANK! Storme ranks eggs in honor of Tegs and her love of eggs.
• Nickson’s Mum doesn’t like her new garage door because it looks too much like a garage door…
• Eds’ toenails are something else… How did you lose your toenail?
• Why do you need to apologise to your parents?
• Tegs had an interesting healing session…
• We surprise Tegs with a korowai for her 30th birthday! It’s wholesome as till Nickson tells us about what happened when he picked it up…
• Tegs is her nans favourite again! How do you know you’re your nan’s fave?
• Nickson tries doing an English accent and it is about as bad as you would expect…

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• That’s RANK! Storme ranks the best boats of all time.
• Nickson’s son Atoa LOVES a pākehā.
• Some old lady squished Nickson’s nuts… What do your oldies get away with?
• Tegs did her first ever run club.
• Storme’s finally lost his cool…
• Nickson’s wife Sarah keeps getting mistaken for a celeb.
• What are the best compliments to receive as a Māori?
• Tegan’s got a great hack for chicken nuggets.

Thanks for listening ya mongrels! Lots of love Producer Arun, Producer A-aron, Producer Alonaa, Producer Kanuka, Producer Mah BROTHAH, Bad Boy Alan! xx

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• That’s Rank! Storme ranks the best masks.
• We try and do our best James Brown scream.
• Where is the best buffet in NZ?
• Storme has made it! He’s on a festival lineup with TIMBALAND!!
• Tamatha Paul is in Wales right now and found out the lore behind Tegan’s last name.
• Storme’s wife Lanai kept him up last night playing Love Island out loud… What are the noises your partner makes that pisses you off?
• We talk to Caleb Greaves who is reffing The Classics game. He’s given us the green light to help ref the game!

Thanks for listening ya mongrels! Lots of love Producer Arun, Producer A-aron, Producer Alonaa, Producer Kanuka, Producer Mah BROTHAH, Bad Boy Alan! xx

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• That’s Rank! Storme ranks minor inconveniences.
• Roger Tuivasa-Sheck joins us to talk about his new job at Sky!
• Tegan’s Tips: How to look after your clothes.
• The outdoor Māori game has changed… It’s no longer Rugby…
• Nickson upgraded Sarah to the “Magic Circle” at Mecca… What would you be in the Magic Circle of?
• Tegan’s got some dirty tricks for you.
• What’s your favourite thing? We’re gonna pimp your ride!
• When did you change your emergency contact?
• Nate gave Nickson a comlpex…

Thanks for listening ya mongrels! Lots of love Producer Arun, Producer A-aron, Producer Alonaa, Producer Kanuka, Producer Mah BROTHAH, Bad Boy Alan! xx

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• If ya don't know now ya know!
• Tegans last week in her 20's eekkk
• What's the oldest thing in your pantry
• Signs your getting a hongi 
• who got into a vending machine fight
• Why's your marae meke?

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• Tegan’s friends are trying to convince her to turn up to her party late.
• What was your first or most memorable haka like?
• What are your intentions for Matariki this year?
• We’re still after a 16th man for the Classics, could it be you?
• The new CEO of NZ Muscle Dave Letele joins us on the show.
• Storme may or may have not embarrassed himself in front of the All Blacks.
• Arun is taking credit for our work… What name screams they’d take credit for your work.
• Whose got it worse right now in this winter, Asthmatics or Eczema suffers?

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• Storme reveals his mistakes from MCing a Matariki event in Storme’s Diary.
• Nickson finally got the snip, find out why he passed out during…
• Tegan shared Tim Tams with her Dad over the weekend, what’s a moment you’re trying to hold onto?
• Storme ran outta butter and it turned him into the Polynesian Hulk. What would turn you into the hulk?
• Tegan’s friends are out here summoning kids like they’re cats.
• Storme’s wife is getting him to do too much when he’s sick…
• Lima Sopaga joins us to talk about this interview with Anton Segner’s parents.
• Arun come’s clean about his Marariki miracle…
• If you go to City Fitness in Auckland and use the hairdryer for your bolos, go to jail rn.

Thanks for listening ya mongrels! Lots of love Producer Arun, Producer A-aron, Producer Alonaa, Producer Kanuka, Producer Mah BROTHAH, Bad Boy Alan! xx

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• Storme mixes up Storme’s Diary by doing a show and tell.
• If Tegan is stressed, look for these signs.
• Nickson reveals his worst fear.
• Hera wins a $5,000 travel voucher thanks to Disney’s Moana!
• Storme is playing silly games at his local pub…
• Storme reckons he can get any Māori to sing with these songs…
• The R&B queen that is Ashanti joins us on the show to talk about her tour!

Thanks for listening ya mongrels! Lots of love Producer Arun, Producer A-aron, Producer Alonaa, Producer Kanuka, Producer Mah BROTHAH, Bad Boy Alan! xx

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• Storme outs his mate Manaia for not paying his tab in Storme’s Diary.
• Tegan forgot to invite someone very important to her 30th…
• Where in Aotearoa has the most ghetto pigeons?
• What is the greatest Disney song of all time? (FYI this break will sound a little weird due to copyright issues).
• We talk to Stephen Donald AKA Beaver about the Classics vs Poverty Bay game.
• We have a new game for Nickson… PĀTAI! (bleh)
• We posh up some situations and make things sound fancy af…

Thanks for listening ya mongrels! Lots of love Producer Arun, Producer A-aron, Producer Alonaa, Producer Kanuka, Producer Mah BROTHAH, Bad Boy Alan! xx

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• Storme is taking over Fame’s Diary, he tells us how he got a strange song request for his DJ set.
• Tegan’s got some reo for you to use in a heated argument.
• Nickson has to say mā te wā to his poro, give him a pep talk!
• Here at Mai we don’t have an awards wall, we have a “wall of almosts.”
• Turns out the pigeons on Roberts Road are not to be messed with.
• WHAT DAT CAR HAS BEEN GUESSED! Congratulations Alexandra!
• Dan Carter joins us to talk about his infamous banana kick.
• Give us your best nicknames for big backs!

Thanks for listening ya mongrels! Lots of love Producer Arun, Producer A-aron, Producer Alonaa, Producer Kanuka, Producer Mah BROTHAH, Bad Boy Alan! xx

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• Fame talks about how he had to man up in Fame’s Diary.
• Tegan wants to tell everyone to SHUT IT PLAESE!
• Last week we “puzzled the palagi” with Producer Arun, now he wants to  “bamboozle the browns”!
• We need a 16th man for the NZ Classics, do you have what it takes?
• WHAT DAT CAR! Arun has a new clue…
• Tegan is getting roasted for using a green highlighter.
• Nickson and Arun had the most wholesome weekends, can you out wholesome us?

Thanks for listening ya mongrels! Lots of love Producer Arun, Producer A-aron, Producer Alonaa, Producer Kanuka, Producer Mah BROTHAH, Bad Boy Alan! xx

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• What are the WORST things to do when you’re hungover?
• Nickson had the most awkward phone call about his vasectomy.
• What’s the difference between crescents, streets, drives etc?
• What the hell is a “neil gun”?! We roast our digi girl Arju.
• WHAT DAT CAR IS GETTING CLOSE! Producer Alonaa has some more clues!
• I think we’re gonna make this Mai athletics day happen!
• Does Tegs have a new angel number??

Thanks for listening ya mongrels! Lots of love Producer Arun, Producer A-aron, Producer Alonaa, Producer Kanuka, Producer Mah BROTHAH, Bad Boy Alan! xx

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• Fame’s Diary is full of mocks from the 100m race video.
• Tegs woke up to THE BEST text this morning.
• With the Michelin Stars hitting Aotearoa, Fame comes up with “The Paru Plates”, food that’s not worth trying.
• Tegs loves paying it forward to charities & fundraisers. How do you like to pay it forward?
• Fame received an out the gate text. Do you know who sent it?
• Tegs has tips on how to be a good friend to friends with kids.
• Paddy from Engineering is trying something new to impress the ladies. What did you do that you think made you more attractive?
• Victorian words we need to bring back!

Thanks for listening ya mongrels! Lots of love Producer Arun, Producer A-aron, Producer Alonaa, Producer Kanuka, Producer Mah BROTHAH, Bad Boy Alan! xx

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• Fame’s diary outs his cousin who needs his Facebook login taken off him.
• Tegan’s hangouts have changed, to the point where witchcraft is involved…
• Someone wore NZ Muscle shorts to the gym and got ROASTED! What made you never wanna wear something again?
• The streets will never forget: Crush Edition. Who’s that highschool crush you had?
• We finally reveal who is the fastest on the show…
• WHAT DAT CAR! Producer Arun gives out a clue!
• Nickson needs a doctor to sort out his knees.
• Tegs keeps burning her head with her hair straightener. What simple task can’t you do?

Thanks for listening ya mongrels! Lots of love Producer Arun, Producer A-aron, Producer Alonaa, Producer Kanuka, Producer Mah BROTHAH, Bad Boy Alan! xx

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• Fame tells us who he’s been cheating on in his diary.
• Rene Ranger has been added to the lineup of The Classics! We get him on to kōrero about his career.
• Tegan’s weekend got ruined when she didn’t get her hot choccy… What can’t you get over from the weekend?
• Nickson witnessed something you only ever see online…
• Tegan’s Dad is trying to get free KFC from us hahaha.
• Nickson vs Fame in the 100m race, it’s going down after the show today!
• Our team bonding sesh at Clay Studios Takapuna went much better than expected! Nickson lost his cool a few times though…

Thanks for listening ya mongrels! Lots of love Producer Arun, Producer A-aron, Producer Alonaa, Producer Kanuka, Producer Mah BROTHAH, Bad Boy Alan! xx

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• Fame gets vulnerable in his diary and reveals he’s applied for another job.
• We catch up with Randy from the Mai Home Run who is raising money for Lifewise by doing The Big Sleepout!
• Producer Arun was very puzzled by Fame dipping toast in his porridge, so you guys call through to puzzle the Palagi!
• Nickson took Arun to his local dive bar, we wanna know where is the most ghetto place you’ve drunk?
• We talk to Siu from Loopy Tunes about the Aotearoa Children's Music Awards.
• We talk about our niche first cars.
• Tegan wants to know who in your life has NO HONOUR?!
• Martin Devlin from DSPN comes through to talk all things sport for this weekend.

Thanks for listening ya mongrels! Lots of love Producer Arun, Producer A-aron, Producer Alonaa, Producer Kanuka, Producer Mah BROTHAH, Bad Boy Alan! xx

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• Fame reveals his new hurtful nickname in his diary.
• Nickson has a PSA for all food brands.
• Would young you be proud of you or disappointed in you?
• Polywood: If Harry Potter was set in the islands, what would it be like?
• MAX CAPASS IS BACK! And it now has an intro.
• Why was Tegan crying in her car?
• Nickson has a niche way to wind up his wife. How do you wind up your partner?
• If you’re married, don’t let your partner holiday in these countries…

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• Fame reveals in his diary that he’s been offered free undies…
• Tegan will change your mind on using AI!
• Nickson’t neighbour lives too close to his ex… How close do you live to your ex?
• How do you replicate your childhood joy at home?
• Fame had a strange game to keep himself busy as a kid…
• Tegan tells us what she writes off as a business expense.
• How did you learn about the birds and the bees?
• We’ve got a brand new game… MAX CAPASS!!!

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• Fame’s diary tells us about how he’s wasting company money.
• What website do you wanna invent that will give you a dopamine hit?
• Which song best describes your partner?
• Nickson really wants to do water aerobics, anyone wanna join?
• Fame has an idea for a 90s party, and we think he might be onto something here…
• What’s a saying you’ve made up? Nickson has one that changes on the fly.
• “I’m at max compass” is Tegan’s new way of wrapping up a convo, how do you wrap up a convo?
• Fame reckons he can tell if it’s a guy or a girl at the door based on their knock…

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• Fame’s trying to sort out a cooking class for the Mai whānau in his diary.
• Tegs needs to grow up after she laughed at #queefsmana.
• Nickson went full boomer mode at Noel Leeming, when did you last feel like a boomer?
• Our digi queen Arju said the most out the gate thing in charades over the weekend, so she redeemed herself in on-air charades.
• Fame got a free feed called “The Influencer Platter”, but should a Fame platter really be called?
• WHAT DAT CAR KICKS OFF!!!
• What song would best describe your town? If this sounds weird, it’s because of COPYRIGHT 
• Why thinking you’re Batman is good for your confidence.

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• Martin Devlin with the sports update - if you love sports text ‘DSPN’ to 463 
• What’s the most attractive thing a man can do? 
• How did your parents meet?
• We give away the CB & Usher winner!!!! 
• Nickson embarrassed himself big time 
• Tegs needs to beat the allegations that she is the older sister 

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• Fame and Tegs dumpling experience… did they break a record?
• Lima Sopoaga chatting about the upcoming classics game! 
• Someone on the show has some really holy clothing, can you guess who?
• Nickson got beat up by a bathtub 
• Pala Pala Poly Poly Poleeeee - Nsync or Backstreet Boys 
• Where were you supposed to be as a kid? 

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• Some of y’all are acting abit ungrateful, we show you how to do it 
• Kev had to to be called in to find something in Teg’s own house 
• Steve Toussaint frrom House of Dragon in studio for a yarn about the new season! 
• Best lines to use if you can’t remember if you’ve met someone 
• Nickson is finding Sarah’s hair ties all around the house, what do you want to throw out of your partners? 
• Pala Pala Pole Pole Poleeeee… NSW or QLD?

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• Have you ever sold anything in a market? 
• Tegs can find the protein version of anything 
• The classics are coming, can we be judges? 
• Nickson has been tuning out his neighbours 
• Have you got less than $10 in your bank account 
• How does Tegs get qualified for a ring? 
• The Pala Pala Poly Poly Polee - who would win in a 100m race?

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• Tegs had a colour analysis done 
• Nickson MC’d his cousins 21st and witnessed some real average speeches 
• A brand new segment ‘Pala Pala Poly Poly Pol-e’ ….first of many 
• Big back behaviour, which is not from Fame? 
• Can we eat 27 dumplings at once.  
• Fame got too excited and made a massive mistake 
• What did you just find out about your whakapapa 

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• Feeling lazy? Here are things you can do to cure yourself of that 
• Stealing content from shows in the UK… are we surprised though that it is food content 
• Do you go clubbing with your partner? Like just you guys 
• We did high ropes yesterday so we give an update on that 
• Tegs provides a safe space to come through and admit your hobbies 

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• What would you put in duty free if we re-built it?
• Tegs loves a backwards hat on Baylee, what is the female equivalent?
• Doing this with your food is serial killer behaviour 
• Nickson’s aunty went out for groceries and came back with a TV 
• Fame’s dad’s current drop of choice 
• Big news to round off the show with Nickson doing something brand new 

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• I went to the wildest lengths to get my car battery replaced 
• You tell us your name, we tell you what profession you should do 
• Fame went to Maccas in the UK and got the weirdest menu item 
• Hobosexual: what is that?
• Nickson reckons his life has been like a 90s movie 
• Baylee has been offered an opportunity and Tegs needs to help him 
• Which supermarket did you grow up with?

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• Nickson is living in a fancy area now but he also got mistaken for an elderly man 
• Which name has the most aura? 
• Is Fame finally being recognised for being part of the Mai Morning Crew?
• Universal experiences that nobody talks about 
• Sina our cleaner thinks Arun’s name is Alan 
• United Video vs Video Ezy 
• How did you grow up different from your partner? 

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• Someone got kicked out of Radio Awards for doing naughty naughty things 
• Are we surprised that Fame almost missed his flight? 
• Anita thought she was getting a ride to work :( 
• Nickson pretended to know how to cook 
• A tongan walks into a gay bar… 
• After the latest video on Mai FM insta, Nickson needs to hand in his culture card 

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• A brand new game from Strome called… ALPHABEST 
• Money bags Tegs was handing out 20s last night 
• Nickson makes an apology to someone on the team 
• What kind of Frank are you? 
• Nickson is asking the hard questions… why can’t girls commit to their shoe choice? 
• Suzy Cato won an award last night 

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Live from the Tim Tam Lounge 

• if ya dont know now ya know!
• Storme's diary 
• Radio Awards night (we might be rough tomorrow sorry xo)

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• Tegs is cracking the whip, she needs help deciding the best thing to do 
• Storme needs to go to the paru police…. Who else does? 
• Nickson’s son is playing silly games 
• We talk to the creator of Nickson’s favourite song…can we make one that is as successful? 
• Uncle Kev refuses to get amongst certain activities 
• Storme tries to break a world record 

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• Is your partner also watching Off Campus? 
• Storme wants to be knighted by a spatula. Why do you deserve a medal?
• New Traitors… NEW ZEALAND EDITION 
• When were you put in your place by a kid? 
• Storme is using something wild as a replacement for hair gel 
• Tegs ran till her body was raw 

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• Storme’s final diary 
• Martin Devlin with the sports update! 
• Who doesn’t deserve beers this weekend?
• Chris Parker is very funny 
• Storme made it on TV for the third time since covering 

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• Storme’s been doing Fame’s diary since he’s been away, but weirdly Desch came in to do it today.
• Someone is gonna have to play us in pool tomorrow to win a pool table!
• Tegs’ partner Baylee reckons he could still make it as an All Black, she wants to know “why have you still got the faith”.
• We talk to Ben Tameifuna about his wins in France and his amazing socials.
• Karaoke Friday might be baaack…
• Melodownz comes through to talk about his new album “Bron”, stream it here on Spotify.
• Storme is gonna be on Crowd Goes Wild!
• Nickson drank a diffuser at a PR event…
• What bets did you do for State of O?
• Arun has an update on the Auckland FC social admin!

Thanks for listening ya mongrels! Lots of love Producer Arun, Producer A-aron, Producer Alonaa, Producer Kanuka, Producer Mah BROTHAH xx

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• Storme does his diary about Shortland Street in the style of a Haiku.
• Tegan met Jason Momoa and may have embarrassed herself.
• Nickson was hanging out with Producer T Money AKA The White Tiger, and he did some jail time behaviour…
• If we’re starting a religion of the “Church of the Big Backs”, what and who do we need?
• Tegan has a hot take on rich people and tbh it kinda checks out.
• WE HAVE A POOL TABLE TO GIVE AWAY! Courtesy of Nickson’s Mum.
• Storme has a hack on how to boujee up your mi goreng noodles.
• Is Tegan’s Gran haunting us or looking out for us?
• We got Andrew Mulligan in from Crowd Goes Wild to see if we can get Storme on TV again for the 3rd time in 2 weeks.

Thanks for listening ya mongrels! Lots of love Producer Arun, Producer A-aron, Producer Alonaa, Producer Kanuka, Producer Mah BROTHAH xx

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• Storme tells us all about his time at the Five concert in his diary.
• Nickson reveals why he was off yesterday.
• Tegan’s been getting some PR gifts that are giving sus… What was the gift giving you?
• Stairs stopped Nickson from breaking his diet, what stopped you?
• Why don’t we tickle in fights?!
• What did you have to compromise in a relationship?
• Storme has made it on TV TWICE since he’s been covering the show.
• Which movie scene makes you hungry?
• Whoever is running the Auckland FC socials is doing a GREAT job.

Thanks for listening ya mogrels! Lots of love Producer Arun, Producer A-aron, Producer Alonaa, Producer Kanuka, Producer Mah BROTHAH xx

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