Si, Lana & The Breakfast Club

FULL SHOW: Si & Lana 5th November

Wed, 04 Nov 2026 21:22:19 -0000

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THERAPY THURSDAY: when your car got towed at the worst time

Wed, 04 Nov 2026 20:28:23 -0000

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Si reckons this Christmas gnome is hideous

Wed, 04 Nov 2026 20:25:01 -0000

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Lana's nightcap ruined by a guy de-icing the freezer

Wed, 04 Nov 2026 18:49:40 -0000

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THAT'S SLIGHTLY INTERESTING: the chaotic 1904 Olympic marathon

Wed, 04 Nov 2026 18:46:20 -0000

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Should snogging on the Tube be banned before 10am?

Wed, 04 Nov 2026 18:43:20 -0000

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FULL SHOW: Si & Lana 4th November

Tue, 03 Nov 2026 22:51:00 -0000

Nix Adams came in to talk about her new book Nothing To Lose, and Si asked whether we could find a man for his daughter Bella. Plus Bondy picked Whitesnake's Here I Go Again for Power Ballad Wednesday, and Roxy won tickets to Bruno Mars.

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Should we ban backyard fireworks?

Tue, 03 Nov 2026 22:49:00 -0000

Fireworks are on sale for the last time today, and the team can't agree on whether they should stay. Speedy loved them as a kid but then admitted he set Mr McFarland's glasshouse on fire with them.

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THAT'S SLIGHTLY INTERESTING: the jockey who won after he died

Tue, 03 Nov 2026 22:49:00 -0000

In 1923 a 20 to one outsider called Sweet Kiss won at Belmont Park, and then they found out jockey Frank Hayes had died during the race. The next day's newspaper headline was Sweet Kiss of Death.

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Si wants to help his daughter Bella find love

Tue, 03 Nov 2026 22:48:00 -0000

Si's daughter Bella is 27, a doctor, and has had no luck with online dating, so he floated finding her someone on the show without asking her first. Trish rang in to tell him to stop meddling, and his other daughter Sophie texted that Bella's going to rip him a new one.

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Should grandparents put a time limit on visits?

Tue, 03 Nov 2026 22:48:00 -0000

Layla's mum told her to stay just one night when she arrived for a long weekend with the kids. Christy rang in and said she wouldn't mind a limit, but she'd want to know before she drove all the way there.

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Simon Attenborough explains how spiders spin webs

Tue, 03 Nov 2026 22:47:00 -0000

Si took us through how spiders pull silk out with their back legs and build each part of a web. Somehow it ended with the G-string spider, and a text from Joe's kids saying Simon knows a lot about spiders.

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Nix Adams on her book, her mum and her facelift

Tue, 03 Nov 2026 22:46:00 -0000

Nix joined us in studio for the release of Nothing To Lose and talked about the trauma passed down through her family and how she and her mum are now closer than ever. She also explained why she had a facelift at 39.

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FULL SHOW: Si & Lana 3rd November

Mon, 02 Nov 2026 21:36:00 -0000

Si channeled his inner David Attenborough to drop some facts about how brown bears hibernate for seven months without going to the toilet. Speedy made everyone close their eyes to picture it, but the text line wasn't exactly overflowing with praise.

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Simon Attenborough is back with wild bear hibernation facts

Mon, 02 Nov 2026 21:23:00 -0000

Si channelled his inner David Attenborough to drop some facts about how brown bears hibernate for seven months without going to the toilet. Speedy made everyone close their eyes to picture it, but the text line wasn't exactly overflowing with praise.

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Mackenzie District is bringing in paid public toilets

Mon, 02 Nov 2026 21:09:00 -0000

The Mackenzie District Council has agreed to charge $1.50 per visit to use public toilets through areas like Tekapo and Twizel. Listeners weren't thrilled about having to pay to pee, pointing out that people without cash might just go behind the block instead.

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Where have you had an argument about politics?

Mon, 02 Nov 2026 21:09:00 -0000

Si heard about two gym members nearly coming to blows on the treadmills over election talk. Listeners chimed in with their own awkward clashes, from family dinners to heated Uber rides.

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Lana grabbed free roadside golf clubs for her wife

Mon, 02 Nov 2026 21:08:00 -0000

Lana spotted a pile of free gear on the side of the road and couldn't resist grabbing a bag of vintage golf clubs for Katie. The boys reckon they belong in an agricultural museum, but Lana reckons they are an absolute bargain.

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THAT'S SLIGHTLY INTERESTING: facts about the human heart

Mon, 02 Nov 2026 21:01:00 -0000

Si brought a heap of wild stats about how hard the human heart works every day, from pumping gallons of blood to beating 100,000 times. Bondy was on board, but the rest of the crew reckoned it was death by detail.

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Lana found a portable changing room for the car

Mon, 02 Nov 2026 20:59:00 -0000

Lana is sick of getting changed on the side of the road after walking in the hills and reckons a wearable changing toga is the answer. Si thinks it looks like a search and rescue blanket, but caller Mel backed her up.

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Si asks ChatGPT how birds sleep

Mon, 02 Nov 2026 00:04:00 -0000

Si noticed the birds were up early and couldn't figure out if they sleep standing up or lying down. He ended up calling ChatGPT live on air to get the real answer on how birds stay perched overnight.

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Lana puts a sprinkler trap on her lawn for Halloween

Mon, 02 Nov 2026 00:03:00 -0000

Lana decided trick-or-treaters needed to work for their lollies, so she spread them across the front lawn and turned the sprinkler on. The video went viral overseas, and she ended up getting heaps of hate from Americans for it.

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Si finds a real fruit ice cream caravan

Mon, 02 Nov 2026 00:03:00 -0000

Si was out in the red zone and came across two young teenagers running their own real fruit ice cream caravan. He loved their hustle so much he tipped them 20 bucks, but then got completely confused about what real fruit ice cream actually is.

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COMMUNITY PAGE RAGE: the Red Cross flag mix-up

Mon, 02 Nov 2026 00:02:00 -0000

A Christchurch local mistook Tongan rugby league flags for the Red Cross and threatened to report the whole country to the council. Plus, Lana sets up a sprinkler trap for Halloween trick-or-treaters and The Body Shop makes a comeback.

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FULL SHOW: Si & Lana Monday 2nd November

Sun, 01 Nov 2026 23:28:00 -0000

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Si & Lana Best of the Week 1st Nov 26

Sat, 31 Oct 2026 18:55:00 -0000

Great laugh this week with Si and Lana - everything from Therapy Thursday Boat ramp drama's, Lana & Bondy's Golf Date, Lisp, white lies, ice going off debate and loads more!

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Si reckons ice goes off in the freezer

Sat, 31 Oct 2026 03:04:00 -0000

Si refused to serve two-year-old ice from his fridge dispenser because he reckons ice can go off. Lana and Speedy weren't so sure, but listeners backed him up on that funky freezer taste.

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Si and Lana drink the DEATH shake

Sat, 31 Oct 2026 01:00:00 -0000

To give away five grand, Si and Lana had to skull a death shake blended with raw egg, Weet-Bix and jalapeños. Si struggled to keep it down, while Lana surprisingly almost enjoyed it.

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Speedy is running & MC'ing half marathon this weekend

Fri, 30 Oct 2026 22:11:00 -0000

Si and Lana checked in on his prep, from picking chafe-free gear to why smiling mid-run looks terrifying. Lana also shared how a trainer once ran out mid-run to check if she was having a medical event.

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THAT'S SLIGHTLY INTERESTING: the Lego road cone stuck for 40 years

Fri, 30 Oct 2026 18:57:00 -0000

Bondy told the team about a UK postman who went for a chest scan after coughing for decades. Surgeons operated on a mystery shadow and pulled out a tiny toy he swallowed when he was seven.

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Full Show: Si & Lana Friday October 30th!

Fri, 30 Oct 2026 00:58:00 -0000

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Si is sick of getting thumbs up emojis on text

Thu, 29 Oct 2026 21:31:00 -0000

Si had a rant about people who reply to heartfelt messages with just a thumbs up emoji, calling it completely lazy. Lana and Speedy then got listeners to flood the text machine with thumbs to push him over the edge.

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Si tries to sound sexy with a lisp

Thu, 29 Oct 2026 21:29:00 -0000

After a listener text, Si gave talking with a lisp a go to see if he could pull off a smooth chat-up line. Lana was not having any of it and gave him heaps for taking the mickey.

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THAT'S SLIGHTLY INTERESTING: the guy who claimed he lived on air

Thu, 29 Oct 2026 21:28:00 -0000

Wiley Brooks started a whole movement claiming he could survive without food or water, before getting caught at the beach with McDonald's and a Slurpee. He tried to claim Maccas is protected by a spiritual portal, but nobody was buying it.

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Bondy hired a digger for his backyard DIY

Thu, 29 Oct 2026 21:28:00 -0000

Bondy has completely dug up his lawn with a hired digger and a compactor, using ChatGPT to tell him what to do. The team reckon it is an absolute disaster waiting to happen.

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Are bathtubs getting smaller?

Thu, 29 Oct 2026 21:20:00 -0000

Lana reckons modern bathtubs are way too short to fit your knees and shoulders underwater at the same time. Si disagreed completely and claimed his tub is big enough to lie completely flat like a coffin.

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Speedy is tackling the half marathon this weekend

Thu, 29 Oct 2026 21:14:00 -0000

Speedy is emceeing the start line before running the 21 kilometres, and the team made sure he has his anti-chafe outfit sorted. Lana shared her own running mishap when a rugby trainer thought she was having a medical event.

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Si and Lana tackle the five-thousand-dollar Death Shake

Thu, 29 Oct 2026 21:10:00 -0000

To give away five grand, Si and Lana had to down a nasty shake blended with raw eggs, Weet-Bix, condensed tomato soup, and jalapenos. Lana somehow enjoyed it, while Si could barely hold it together.

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Melanie Lynskey to play Erin Patterson in new TV series

Wed, 28 Oct 2026 22:23:00 -0000

A six-part series is being made about the Australian mushroom murders, and Kiwi actress Melanie Lynskey has been cast as Erin Patterson. The show will focus on the 97 days between that infamous beef Wellington lunch and her arrest.

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Bondy took Lana out for a round of golf

Wed, 28 Oct 2026 22:22:00 -0000

Bondy took Lana to his golf course to help her get over her nerves about playing, but she ended up pulling weeds out under a tree while looking for her ball. Safe to say she's still got a bit to learn.

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Australia fine people for reserving car parks with their bodies

Wed, 28 Oct 2026 22:22:00 -0000

New South Wales has brought in a $95 fine for anyone trying to save a car park by standing in it. The team also chat about Si's surprisingly lucky streak when it comes to avoiding parking tickets and traffic fines.

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THERAPY THURSDAY: boat ramp disasters

Wed, 28 Oct 2026 22:14:00 -0000

The team opened up the floor at the Mangawhai Town Hall to hear everyone's worst boat ramp mishaps. Between forgotten bungs, jet skis sucking up rocks, and trailers popping off on the highway, it turns out backing a boat isn't as easy as it looks.

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Halloween shake that Si and Lana have to drink.

Wed, 28 Oct 2026 22:13:00 -0000

Speedy put together a list of gross ingredients for a Halloween death shake that Si and Lana have to drink. After hearing ideas like condensed tomato soup, Weet-Bix, and ox tongue, they both agreed to veto the ox tongue.

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FULL SHOW: Si & Lana 29th October

Wed, 28 Oct 2026 22:12:00 -0000

The team reacts to Australia unveiling a massive five and a half meter sultana sculpture, while Si and Lana discuss people reserving car parks with their bodies. Speedy brings in a disgusting hippo mating fact for That's Slightly Interesting, and the crew head to Mangawhai for Therapy Thursday boat ramp disaster stories.

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FULL SHOW: Si & Lana 28th October

Tue, 27 Oct 2026 21:26:00 -0000

Si sparked a huge debate after refusing to use ice from his freezer because it was two years old and tasted off. The team also chatted about whether you'd borrow sugar from a neighbour, and Si busted Bondy's origin story for the word posh.

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Si reckons ice in the freezer actually goes off

Tue, 27 Oct 2026 21:25:00 -0000

Si refused to give a friend ice from his fridge because it had been sitting there for over two years, arguing it goes off and tastes funky. Lana and Speedy weren't so sure, but it turns out freezer smells and plastics can definitely ruin old ice.

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Would you still borrow a cup of sugar from your neighbour?

Tue, 27 Oct 2026 21:24:00 -0000

Si read an article claiming most people would rather drive to the supermarket than knock on their neighbour's door for sugar. Lana recks she'd gladly ask next door, while Si would much rather just make the trip to the shops.

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THAT'S SLIGHTLY INTERESTING: where the word posh actually comes from

Tue, 27 Oct 2026 21:24:00 -0000

Bondy tried to convince the team that posh stands for port outward, starboard home from old ship travel to India. Si did a quick fact-check on the spot and completely busted his theory.

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NZ female firefighters are back with a new calendar for Breast Cancer Cure

Tue, 27 Oct 2026 21:23:00 -0000

Firefighter Samara Pepperill joined Si and Lana in studio after the Wahine Toa calendar launched its second edition. They are aiming to raise $300,000 for breast cancer research and help inspire more women to join the force.

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Si reckons a white lie is still just a lie

Tue, 27 Oct 2026 21:21:00 -0000

Si sparked a debate on whether white lies actually exist or if a lie is just a lie, while Lana and Speedy reckon they are harmless. Turns out plenty of parents use them every single day just to survive.

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FULL SHOW: Si & Lana 27th October

Mon, 26 Oct 2026 21:53:00 -0000

Si showed up ready to do the gardening over the weekend only to find his kids had borrowed or broken all his tools, while Bondy turned news reporter when a sheep crashed through a window across from the studio. Plus, Lana shared how Jay took over the mic at the basketball, and the team looked back at their favourite '90s memories.

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Lana took Jay to the basketball and he ended up with the MC's mic

Mon, 26 Oct 2026 21:35:00 -0000

Lana took her son Jay to a Tauihi basketball game over the weekend to support women's sport and enjoy the atmosphere. At halftime, Jay was called out onto the court and took over the microphone in front of thousands of fans.

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What we would bring back from the '90s

Mon, 26 Oct 2026 21:35:00 -0000

The team remonisced about the '90s and shared the things they miss most, from Tamagotchis and Beverly Hills 90210 to Snifters and Valentine's Buffets. Bondy even reckoned it's time to bring back Si's TV career...yes he really said that

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Bondy had a viral video over the weekend

Mon, 26 Oct 2026 21:34:00 -0000

Bondy spotted police outside a building across from the studio and started filming what he thought was a break-in, only for officers to pull out a sheep that had crashed through a window. The video ended up going viral after the wee guy was safely taken away by animal management.

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Si pre-ordered the new Apple flip phone

Mon, 26 Oct 2026 21:33:00 -0000

Si pre-ordered the new Apple flip phone, only for Bondy to send through photos showing the screens already breaking for early users. Si is now second-guessing his big upgrade after moving on from an ancient iPhone.

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Si got all dressed up to do the gardening only to find his kids had taken every single tool

Mon, 26 Oct 2026 21:33:00 -0000

Si put on his gardening gear over the weekend, but when he went to the shed, his lawnmower, hedge trimmer, and leaf blower had all been borrowed or broken by his daughters. To make matters worse, the lawnmower came back with flat batteries.

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Bondy fell asleep mid phone call

Mon, 26 Oct 2026 03:04:00 -0000

Bondy owned up to nodding off in the sun while his mate was chatting on speaker. That prompted Lana to call out Si for conking out and snoring through an exclusive movie preview last week.

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THERAPY THURSDAY: babysitting horror stories

Mon, 26 Oct 2026 01:00:00 -0000

Lana woke up spooning her neighbours' wedding photo while babysitting, and Si owned up to making his nephew vomit with too many lollies. Caller Jordan topped them both after sitting on a tube of fake tan on a white duvet.

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THAT'S SLIGHTLY INTERESTING: the bill sent to Titanic musicians

Sun, 25 Oct 2026 22:01:00 -0000

Lana shared a grim story about the White Star Line contacting grieving families less than a month after the ship sank. Instead of an apology, parents were charged five shillings to replace the uniform buttons on their sons' jackets.

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Si got emotional at his granddaughter's preschool graduation

Sun, 25 Oct 2026 19:00:00 -0000

The whole family turned up to see four-year-old Mila walk through in her korowai to a Zootopia tune. Si also shared a sweet chat with her afterwards about starting big school and visiting Chiefy for McDonald's.

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Si & Lana Best of the Week Sunday 25 Oct 26

Sat, 24 Oct 2026 19:00:00 -0000

Si copped heaps online after a clip of him trying to pat a royal guard's horse went viral. Plus, we heard some shocker babysitting stories for Therapy Thursday and Bondy owned up to nodding off mid phone call.

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Someone in Nelson lost an entire swarm of bees

Sat, 24 Oct 2026 05:33:00 -0000

Lana spotted a community post from someone trying to track down their runaway swarm. Caller Ann-Marie explained how the queen runs the hive before Si got way too curious about bee reproduction.

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Lana got busted overacting on Shortland Street

Sat, 24 Oct 2026 02:40:00 -0000

Lana shared the time she was an extra playing a hospital patient with appendicitis. Nobody told her extras aren't supposed to make noise, so her dramatic groaning forced the crew to stop and reshoot the scene.

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Should the All Blacks throw a World Cup game?

Sat, 24 Oct 2026 00:00:00 -0000

Si found a rugby story suggesting the team drop pool play to avoid South Africa in the quarter-finals. Lana reckons that kind of tactic always backfires, and caller Wendy said we are way too proud to even consider it.

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Si got roasted online over a royal guard's horse

Fri, 23 Oct 2026 18:49:00 -0000

Someone filmed Si getting told off by a guardsman in London and posted the clip to YouTube. Lana read out the brutal comments calling him an embarrassment until his daughter Lily jumped in to back him.

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FULL SHOW: Si & Lana 23rd October

Fri, 23 Oct 2026 00:15:00 -0000

Simon ended up in hot water with his mum after telling his sister she looked tired at her graduation. Plus, someone in Nelson lost an entire swarm of bees, Speedy investigated how to actually pronounce Sistema, and Simon shared his emotional moment at his granddaughter's preschool graduation.

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THAT'S SLIGHTLY INTERESTING: the history of the bra

Thu, 22 Oct 2026 22:23:00 -0000

After a slightly awkward chat with his daughters about the high cost of underwear, Si looked into where bras actually came from. He tracked their history all the way back to ancient Rome and discovered the first proper US patent was made out of two silk handkerchiefs.

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Why does the self-serve fuel pump always click off at $150?

Thu, 22 Oct 2026 22:16:00 -0000

Simon was left confused after his diesel truck kept stopping short of a full tank at the self-service pumps. The team got into it over prepayment limits and bank holds, with caller Ben offering a different take on why diesel tanks click off early.

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Simon gets told off by his mum for saying his sister looked tired

Thu, 22 Oct 2026 22:15:00 -0000

Simon ended up in hot water with his mum after telling his sister she looked tired at a graduation. Caller Tash backed Simon up, saying she reckons it just shows someone cares enough to check in on you.

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Si got emotional at his granddaughter Mila's preschool graduation

Thu, 22 Oct 2026 22:10:00 -0000

Si was tearing up watching four-year-old Mila walk through a guard of honour in a korowai to music from Zootopia. He also shared a sweet little interview with her right after she finished up.

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Simon commits the ultimate workplace sin with a reply all email

Thu, 22 Oct 2026 22:09:00 -0000

Simon hit reply all on a company-wide email about a colleague's wedding present, telling the whole office he was chucking in $50. To make matters worse, he started the email with "Simon here" even though everyone could see who it was from.

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Speedy tries to find out how to pronounce Sistema

Thu, 22 Oct 2026 22:08:00 -0000

After hearing a radio ad pronounce it "Systema", Speedy launched a full investigation into how the Kiwi container brand's name is actually said. Things went downhill fast when Lana found the answer on YouTube in seconds and Bondy accidentally dialled an adult store.

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Someone in Nelson has lost their entire swarm of bees

Thu, 22 Oct 2026 22:07:00 -0000

A post on a Nelson community page caught Si's eye after someone asked if anyone had seen their missing swarm of bees. Caller Anne Marie filled us in on how swarms actually work, how to catch them, and why they leave in the first place.

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FULL SHOW: Si & Lana 22nd October

Wed, 21 Oct 2026 22:10:00 -0000

This morning, the team talked about Si's infamous attempt to pet a King's Guard horse in London after Lana found YouTube comments calling him out. Plus, Si shared why he's heading off to his granddaughter's preschool graduation today.

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How is Sistema pronounced

Wed, 21 Oct 2026 21:59:00 -0000

Si nearly veered off the road when he heard an ad pronounce Sistema as Systema instead of how everyone normally says it. The team weren't convinced by his new version, even when they tried turning it into Si-stema.

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Bondy and Si both got caught falling asleep in embarrassing places

Wed, 21 Oct 2026 21:54:00 -0000

Bondy fell asleep right in the middle of a phone call with a mate while sitting in the afternoon sun. Lana revealed Si did the exact same thing last week, snoring his way through an exclusive movie preview in a dark cinema.

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Si got absolutely roasted online for trying to pet a horse in London

Wed, 21 Oct 2026 21:53:00 -0000

Lana read out some brutal YouTube comments from people calling Si out for ignoring the signs and trying to pet a guard's horse in the UK. Luckily, his daughter Lily jumped into the comments section to defend him.

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Is Glee making a comeback?

Wed, 21 Oct 2026 21:52:00 -0000

Si tested Speedy and Lana on TV show theme tunes, and Speedy knew Glee within two seconds. The quiz came about after news broke that Glee is returning for a reboot, though fans are pretty split on whether the show should actually be brought back.

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Si is off to his granddaughter's preschool graduation today

Wed, 21 Oct 2026 21:51:00 -0000

Si shared that his four-year-old granddaughter Mila is graduating preschool today, which had the team talking about how emotional any kind of graduation is. It turns out plenty of parents and even kindergarten teachers end up in floods of tears every single time.

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Si got on a boat right after a shark popped the side of it

Wed, 21 Oct 2026 21:51:00 -0000

Si remembered the time he went whale watching in Kaikōura and the boat before them came back listing to one side because a great white shark had bitten into the pontoon. Speedy and Lana agreed seeing a whale in real life is pretty amazing, even if half the people on board end up seasick.

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Lana got caught overacting when she was an extra on Shortland Street

Wed, 21 Oct 2026 21:49:00 -0000

Lana admitted she once ruined a Shortland Street scene because she didn't realise extras weren't supposed to make noise while acting sick in the background. It turns out plenty of other kiwis have been called out for doing the exact same thing.

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Therapy Thursday: Babysitting

Wed, 21 Oct 2026 19:59:00 -0000

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Si and Lana brought back souvenirs from the UK for the team

Tue, 20 Oct 2026 23:56:00 -0000

Si and Lana returned from their trip with gifts for Speedy and Bondy, including Union Jack golf balls, royal bobbleheads, and a Jeremy Clarkson candle. They handed them out in the studio to see how the team liked them.

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THAT'S SLIGHTLY INTERESTING: the Titanic band was billed for their uniforms

Tue, 20 Oct 2026 21:24:00 -0000

Lana shared how the White Star Line sent a bill to the families of the Titanic band members a month after the ship sank to cover the cost of the buttons on their jackets.

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Should the All Blacks throw a World Cup game to get a better draw?

Tue, 20 Oct 2026 21:23:00 -0000

Si found a Herald article suggesting the All Blacks should throw their pool game against the Wallabies to avoid facing South Africa early in the World Cup. Wendy called in to say there is no way the team's pride or professionalism would let that happen, and the texts completely agreed.

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FULL SHOW: Si & Lana 21st October

Tue, 20 Oct 2026 21:21:00 -0000

Si and Lana returned to the studio with plenty of souvenirs from their trip overseas. Plus, Simon's daughter reviewed Hilary Duff, and Si asked if you can put your teeth on a table..

CHAPTER TIMESTAMPS:

00:00 - Auckland Base Jumper Dangling on Albert Street

02:44 - Should the All Blacks Throw Their World Cup Match?

08:17 - The Titanic Band's Insensitive 5-Shilling Bill

11:52 - UK Souvenirs: Jeremy Clarkson's Scented Candle

17:32 - Disgusting Hotel Breakfast Table Disasters

24:51 - Sophie Reviews Hilary Duff Live at Spark Arena

32:01 - Simon's "Review vs. Interview" Group Chat Mix-Up

36:22 - Simon's $4,000 Apple iPhone Duo Flip Phone Wait

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FULL SHOW: Si & Lana 16th October

Thu, 15 Oct 2026 21:03:42 -0000

Si and Lana's last day in the UK!

Did Simon pat the horse? What did they see while checking out Hamleys toy store in London AND Bondy is on 'That's Slightly Interesting'.

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Lana and Si on the worst public kid's tantrum they saw in London

Thu, 15 Oct 2026 20:30:55 -0000

While checking out Hamleys toy store in London, Si and Lana witnessed a 7-year-old girl have an absolute meltdown over a toy hamster, running out onto Regent Street and ignoring her dad. It prompted a listener to text in about her brother throwing his artificial eye across a supermarket during a tantrum.

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Lana on the rugby league moment that took her back to school

Thu, 15 Oct 2026 20:29:58 -0000

Lana and Si reacted to Kalyn Ponga getting his shorts pulled down while scoring a try, which reminded Lana of when the same thing happened to her playing rugby back in the 90s.

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Si and Lana recap their London trip highlights

Thu, 15 Oct 2026 20:28:37 -0000

Si and Lana looked back on their favourite moments from their trip to London, from seeing historic sights to handing out Whittakers chocolate to Kiwis overseas.

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Did Si pat the Royal Guard horse?

Thu, 15 Oct 2026 20:24:46 -0000

Si finally took on the challenge to pet one of the Royal Guard horses in London, but it didn't go to plan when the guard drew his sword and gave him a stern warning. Lana stayed safely on the other side of the road to watch the whole embarrassing moment unfold.

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FULL SHOW: Si & Lana 15th October

Wed, 14 Oct 2026 23:11:56 -0000

Si & Lana are in London, racing back from Clarkson’s Farm! PLUS, is Justin Bieber coming to NZ? Is Costco coming to Christchurch? And WHO has to pat the horse?

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Justin Bieber Spotted in NZ

Wed, 14 Oct 2026 21:12:27 -0000

Lana's heard rumors that Justin Bieber was spotted playing golf at Te Arai Links. Si also brought up the time he interviewed Justin and fact checked if he really never wears the same pair of undies twice.

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Si and Lana went to Clarkson's Farm

Wed, 14 Oct 2026 21:11:56 -0000

Si and Lana went to Clarkson's Farm and finally met Simon Halfpenny

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Lana had to sing on a packed London tube train

Wed, 14 Oct 2026 21:10:07 -0000

After losing her third flip challenge in a row, Lana had to sing a song on a crowded London tube at rush hour. Si sat back and pretended he didn't even know her.

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Lana heard a rumor Christchurch is getting a Costco

Wed, 14 Oct 2026 21:04:45 -0000

Lana shared a rumor from a community page that Costco might be fast-tracking an application for a South Island store near Christchurch Airport. It turns out it wasn't much of a scoop though, as the news was already on the front page of the paper.

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Si tried to secretly ditch his coffee at breakfast

Wed, 14 Oct 2026 21:01:34 -0000

While away on the road, Si tried to sneakily leave a terrible cup of coffee at the hotel buffet. The waiter tracked him down, brought it right back to the table, and made sure he drank it.

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FULL SHOW: Si & Lana 14th October

Tue, 13 Oct 2026 22:54:04 -0000

Live in London for Day THREE!

Lana loses ANOTHER flip challenge, our Whittaker’s meet-up, Si’s undies dilemma & a Jack the Ripper tour!

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Si and Lana went on a Jack the Ripper tour in London

Tue, 13 Oct 2026 22:27:58 -0000

Si and Lana went on the Jack the Ripper tour in East London, but Si was way too spooked by the graphic details and didn't even want to look at the photos. Lana went straight to the front of the tour while Si spent the whole time reading news on his phone.

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THAT'S SLIGHTLY INTERESTING: the River Thames is cleaner than you think

Tue, 13 Oct 2026 22:25:48 -0000

Simon tried to convince everyone that the River Thames isn't actually polluted; it's just brown because it's a tidal river stirring up silt. He even claimed it's home to 125 species of fish, seals, seahorses, and porpoises, though the rest of the crew weren't entirely buying it.

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Lana lost her third coin flip in a row

Tue, 13 Oct 2026 22:25:06 -0000

Lana has officially lost three coin flips in a row during the UK trip, which means she has to stand up on a packed rush hour tube and sing the national anthem. Si couldn't believe his luck after Lana flipped the coin herself and ended up losing again.

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Si and Lana took 100 Whittaker's blocks to London Kiwis

Tue, 13 Oct 2026 22:22:45 -0000

While over in the UK, Si and Lana brought 100 blocks of Whittaker's chocolate to hand out to Kiwis missing home, but ended up with way more people showing up in the park than chocolate blocks. They ended up singing God Defend New Zealand together with everyone who came down.

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Si ran out of undies on their trip

Tue, 13 Oct 2026 22:10:38 -0000

Si realized he forgot to pack enough undies for their trip after going to the gym every day. He looked into hotel dry cleaning, but washing five pairs of undies would have set him back a hundred dollars.

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DAY TWO: Si & Lana Live from London

Mon, 12 Oct 2026 21:52:30 -0000

SI & Lana are LIVE from Lana’s hotel room in the UK! 🇬🇧

They’ve been to a West Ham game, experienced the ‘YouTube’, attempted British accents, taken on their SECOND Flip Challenge, and discovered Si and Noah Kahan have something in common. 😂🎙️

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Si and Lana went to a West Ham football match

Mon, 12 Oct 2026 21:51:22 -0000

Si and Lana headed along to a West Ham game in London and couldn't get over the wild atmosphere, the rowdy crowds and everyone singing the famous bubble song. They also found out you aren't actually allowed to drink beers in your seat while watching the game.

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Si and Lana's noisy journey on the London Tube

Mon, 12 Oct 2026 21:44:46 -0000

Si and Lana took a trip on the London Underground to get to Greenwich, but the noise in the tunnels was so loud Si thought the train was scraping the walls. A listener named Jazmin even called in to share her own nightmare story of getting stuck on a hot Tube carriage for an hour.

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THAT'S SLIGHTLY INTERESTING: the origin of pooh sticks

Mon, 12 Oct 2026 21:43:52 -0000

Si shared the story behind where the game pooh sticks got its name and how a bridge in the UK was officially renamed after Winnie the Pooh. The rest of the team weren't completely sold on the name, but Si managed to win them over in the end.

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Si & Lana LIVE from London

Mon, 12 Oct 2026 04:46:17 -0000

Si & Lana are live from London this week!

Community Page Rage returns; Si nearly made them miss their flight, and Lana completed the first 'flip' challenge.

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STAG DO vs HENS DO! 🍻💍 Wild Party Stories, Crazy Traditions & Who Does It Better?!

Fri, 09 Oct 2026 21:30:00 -0000

Which pre-wedding celebration is truly wilder: a full-blown Stag Do weekend with the boys, or a Hens Do with the girls?! 🍻💍💃

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IT NEVER HURTS TO ASK?! 🙋‍♂️🎁 Cheeky Freebies, Wild Upgrades & Asking For Discounts!

Fri, 09 Oct 2026 19:00:00 -0000

Are you bold enough to ask for a cheeky discount or a free upgrade—or does the thought of asking make you cringe?! 🙋‍♂️🎁😳

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KEEPING WEIGHT LOSS PILLS A SECRET?! 💊🤫

Fri, 09 Oct 2026 17:35:00 -0000

Have you ever achieved a major physical transformation—but kept the secret weapon strictly to yourself?! 💊🤫😳

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LIVING NEXT DOOR TO YOUR BEST MATE! 🏡🍻 Pure Genius Or The Ultimate Recipe For Disaster?!

Fri, 09 Oct 2026 02:40:00 -0000

Would living right next door to your best mate be the dream setup—or an absolute nightmare with zero privacy?! 🏡🍻😳

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MEN IN LEGGINGS?! 🏋️‍♂️🫣 Simon’s Leggings Confessions & Fashion Debates!

Thu, 08 Oct 2026 20:30:00 -0000

Are men’s leggings a practical athletic staple—or an absolute crime against fashion?! 🏋️‍♂️🫣👖

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WHEN YOUR PARTNER MAKES YOU MISS EVERYTHING! ⏰🚗 Late Flights, Missed Events & Relationship Sabotage!

Thu, 08 Oct 2026 18:50:00 -0000

Is there anything more infuriating than missing a flight, concert, or crucial event because your partner was taking forever to get ready?! ⏰🚗😤

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SI’S WHEELIE BIN NIGHTMARE! 🗑️🙈 Sophie’s Bin Drama & Wheelie Bin Etiquette Debates!

Thu, 08 Oct 2026 16:40:00 -0000

Is there anything more frustrating than wheelie bin drama on bin night—or family members who forget to pull their weight with the rubbish?! 🗑️😳🙈

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THERAPY THURSDAY: MUM & DAD’S CARD DECLINED! 💳😳

Thu, 08 Oct 2026 03:00:00 -0000

Is there any panic quite like tapping your parents' EFTPOS card at the checkout... only for the screen to flash "DECLINED" in front of a giant queue?! 💳😳🙈

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THE EXACT AGE YOU BECOME YOUR PARENTS! 👴👵 Turning Into Your Mum & Dad Confessions!

Wed, 07 Oct 2026 20:50:00 -0000

At what exact age do you catch yourself making weird dad noises, hoarding plastic bags, or turning off lights around the house?! 👴👵🙈

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OFF TO LONDON! ✈️ Lana’s Pre-Trip Chat With Speedy & Steph Before Going Live From The UK!

Wed, 07 Oct 2026 19:31:49 -0000

Pack your bags—The Breakfast Club is taking London! 🇬🇧✈️ Big Ben, red phone boxes, and live UK broadcasts are officially happening!

Ahead of Si and Lana boarding their long-haul flight across the world, Speedy and Steph catch up with Lana for an epic pre-trip chat to unpack last-minute packing panics, travel jitters, and everything planned for the big trip.

The team breaks down what listeners can look forward to as Si & Lana prepare to go LIVE from London starting this Monday morning!

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NOT PAYING FOR PARKING?! 🚗🅿️

Wed, 07 Oct 2026 19:15:00 -0000

Have you ever taken a risky gamble to avoid paying outrageous parking fees—or gotten caught red-handed by a parking warden?! 🚗🅿️💸

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CAN YOU NAME ALL 8 PLANETS?! 🪐🌌 Jay’s Solar System Pop Quiz & Studio Debates!

Wed, 07 Oct 2026 18:30:00 -0000

How many planets in our solar system can you actually name off the top of your head without looking it up?! 🪐🌌🚀

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THE GREAT TARZAN YELL COMPETITION! 🦍🌴 Studio Impersonations & Wild Caller Yells!

Wed, 07 Oct 2026 17:10:00 -0000

Who has the ultimate jungle roar—and who sounds like a dying bird?! 🦍🌴🎙️

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THE DOOR KNOCKER DILEMMA! 🚪😳 Unexpected Visitors, Unannounced Drop-Ins & Doorbell Anxiety!

Tue, 06 Oct 2026 20:15:00 -0000

Is there anything more startling in modern life than an unexpected knock at your front door?! 🚪😳🙈

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LETTING YOUR KID WALK INTO SCHOOL ALONE?! 🎒🏫 Jay’s Big Milestone & Parenting Debates!

Tue, 06 Oct 2026 19:00:00 -0000

At what age is a child old enough to walk into school all by themselves—and how do parents handle the anxiety of letting go?! 🎒🏫😳

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WHEN SOMEONE OFFERS YOU A MINT! 🍬😳 Polite Gesture Or A Subtle Warning About Your Breath?!

Tue, 06 Oct 2026 18:00:00 -0000

When someone offers you a breath mint, do you take it without asking questions—or instantly panic about your breath?! 🍬😳🙈

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ARE BUM BAGS ACTUALLY COOL AGAIN?! 👝😳

Tue, 06 Oct 2026 16:30:00 -0000

Are bum bags (or fanny packs!) a genius hands-free fashion statement—or an absolute crime against style?! 👝😳✨

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LANA GETS A NEW PHONE! 📱💥 Tech Setup Meltdowns, Lost Passwords & Smartphone Chaos!

Mon, 05 Oct 2026 20:00:00 -0000

Is there anything more stressful than getting a brand new phone and praying all your photos and passwords survive the transfer?! 📱💥🙈

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WHEN IS IT OKAY TO TOOT YOUR HORN?! 🚗🎺 Road Rage Confessions & Horn Etiquette Debates!

Mon, 05 Oct 2026 19:00:00 -0000

Are you a polite "courtesy tap" driver, or do you lay on the horn the moment someone slumps at a green light?! 🚗🎺🤬

Si, Lana, Speedy, and Bondy break down the unwritten rules of driving, road rage, and when it’s actually acceptable to give another driver a toot!

From impatient commuters and phone-distracted scrollers at traffic lights to escalating road rage confrontations and awkward side-eye at the next roundabout, the team unpacks ultimate driving pet peeves and caller confessions.

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REAL ESTATE PHOTO DISASTERS! 📸🏠 Misleading Listing Photos & Caller Gavin’s Wild Story!

Mon, 05 Oct 2026 18:00:00 -0000

Have you ever shown up to an open home only to find out the photos online were a complete and utter lie?! 📸🏠😳

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THE LEGENDARY "HŪNGI PANTS"! 👖🍖 The Elastic Waistband Secret For Massive Feasts!

Mon, 05 Oct 2026 17:00:00 -0000

Do you have a dedicated pair of loose, stretchy trousers reserved strictly for massive meals and family feasts?! 👖🍖😋

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SHOWING YOUR BRA STRAP IS TRENDING AGAIN?! 👙😳 The Fashion Trend Dividing The Studio!

Sun, 04 Oct 2026 18:27:55 -0000

Just when you thought 2000s fashion couldn't make a bigger comeback... visible bra straps are officially trending again! 👙😳✨

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YOUR MOST EMBARRASSING MOMENT EVER! 😳🙈 Mortifying Public Slip-Ups & Cringe Confessions!

Sun, 04 Oct 2026 18:26:17 -0000

We’ve all had that one mortifying moment that wakes us up in a cold sweat years later! 😳🙈💥

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THE WORST CORPORATE JARGON AT WORK! 💼🗣️ "Touch Base", "Circling Back" & Cringe Office Speak!

Sun, 04 Oct 2026 18:24:24 -0000

Is there anything more soul-destroying than listening to someone use endless corporate buzzwords in a meeting?! 💼🗣️🙈

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CAN CATS GET DEMENTIA?! 🐱🧠 Heartbreaking & Eye-Opening Senior Pet Signs!

Sun, 04 Oct 2026 18:23:00 -0000

Did you know that aging cats can suffer from feline dementia—and many pet owners have no idea until it's already happening?! 🐱🧠💔

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THE RULES OF NICKNAME MANAGEMENT! 🏷️😂 Si’s Hilarious Guide To Giving & Getting Nicknames!

Sun, 04 Oct 2026 18:21:43 -0000

Who actually decides when a nickname is officially locked in—and can you ever veto a bad one?! 🏷️😳🙈

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SI’S THAT’S SLIGHTLY INTERESTING: THE BUM-BREATHING AUSSIE TURTLE! 🐢💨 Nature’s Weirdest Animal Secret!

Sat, 03 Oct 2026 05:00:00 -0000

Leave it to nature—and Simon Barnett—to uncover the most mind-blowing animal fact you'll hear all week! 🐢💨🇦🇺

In today’s edition of That's Slightly Interesting, Simon brings a wild Australian wildlife discovery to the studio desk: the famous Fitzroy River turtle that literally breathes through its butt!

Si, Lana, Speedy, and Bondy break down the science of cloacal respiration, how this Aussie reptile can stay underwater for months without surfacing, and why the studio team will never look at turtles the same way again.

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THE GREAT SHOWER HEAD DEBATE! 🚿💦 Simon’s Bathroom Dilemma & Caller Confessions!

Sat, 03 Oct 2026 02:00:00 -0000

Is there a right or wrong way to set up your shower head—or is Simon taking bathroom physics way too far?! 🚿💦🧼

Si, Lana, Speedy, and Bondy dive into Simon’s latest household debate: shower head height, water pressure, and daily shower etiquette!

What started as a simple household habit turns into a full-on studio argument as callers ring in to weigh in on their own shower routines, battle terrible water pressure, and declare whether high-pressure shower heads are ultimate luxury or total overkill.

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IS HOLDING HANDS AS AN ADULT AWKWARD?! 🤝😳

Sat, 03 Oct 2026 00:00:00 -0000

Are you a big fan of holding hands in public, or does the thought of adult PDA make you totally cringe?! 🤝😳🙈

Si, Lana, Speedy, and Bondy dive into the unwritten rules of holding hands as adults, public displays of affection, and the awkward moments when holding hands goes completely wrong!

From clammy palms and mismatched walking strides to holding hands with friends, kids, or long-time partners, callers ring in to share their ultimate holding hands confessions.

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YOUR WORST MOMENT AS A PARENT! 😱👶 Embarrassing Public Meltdowns & Parenting Disasters!

Fri, 02 Oct 2026 21:00:00 -0000

Every parent has that one mortifying moment they wish they could erase from history... 😱👶🙈

Si, Lana, Speedy, and Bondy unpack the absolute worst, most awkward, and utterly chaotic moments of raising kids!

From toddlers throwing full-blown meltdowns in crowded supermarket aisles to accidental public slip-ups, toddler honesty, and total disaster situations, callers ring in to share their ultimate "worst moment as a parent" confessions.

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The Worst of Si & Phil {CD}

Fri, 02 Oct 2026 20:59:08 -0000

We pay tribute to Philip Gifford ONZM - this CD was released many many many years ago with the intention of raising funds for the City Mission and Salvation Army.
Phil Gifford gone but not forgotten.
Our thoughts are with your family and friends always.

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SI FORGOT HIS BEST FRIEND’S BIRTHDAY?! 😱🎂 Simon’s Ultimate Relationship Fail Live On Air!

Fri, 02 Oct 2026 18:30:00 -0000

Is there anything more mortifying than completely blanking on your best mate's birthday?! 😱🎂🎈

Si, Lana, Speedy, and Bondy unpack the ultimate friendship fail after Simon admits he completely forgot his best friend's birthday!

Simon breaks down how the horrific realization hit him, the awkward scramble to fix it, and the hilarious aftermath when his mate realized he'd been totally forgotten. Callers ring in to share their absolute worst birthday-forgetting disasters and how they tried to cover their tracks!

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WHY DO WE ALL HATE OUR OWN VOICE?! 🗣️ cringe Recordings, Playback Horror & Studio Confessions!

Thu, 01 Oct 2026 20:00:00 -0000

Is there anything more universally soul-destroying than hearing a recording of your own voice back?! 🗣️🙈🙉

Si, Lana, Speedy, and Bondy dive into the psychological horror of hearing your own voice on audio messages, video recordings, and answering machines!

Why does our voice sound so smooth and rich inside our own heads, but completely high-pitched and cringey to everyone else? Callers ring in to share their absolute worst playback moments—and the awkward times they didn't realize they were being recorded!

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SHOULD YOU EVER PUT A GIFT ON AFTERPAY?! 💳🎁 The Cheeky Buy-Now-Pay-Later Debate!

Thu, 01 Oct 2026 19:15:00 -0000

Is using Afterpay to buy someone's birthday or Christmas present a brilliant financial life hack—or a total social taboo?! 💳🎁😳

Si, Lana, Speedy, and Bondy unpack the growing trend of using Buy Now, Pay Later services for gift-buying and debate where the line should be drawn on gift etiquette.

Is it purely the thought that counts regardless of how it's paid for, or does splitting a present into four fortnightly installments take away the magic of gift-giving?

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SI GOT FOOLED BY HIS DAUGHTER'S AI CAT PRANK! 🐱🤖

Thu, 01 Oct 2026 17:30:01 -0000

Simon thought he was responding to a real cat in need... until his daughter revealed the high-tech reality! 🐱🤖🙈

Si, Lana, Speedy, and Bondy break down the hilarious moment Simon’s daughter used an AI-generated cat prank on him!

Simon reveals how completely convinced he was, how he reacted in real-time, and why artificial intelligence is officially taking family pranks to a whole new, terrifyingly funny level.

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FEAR OF WOOD?! 🪵😳 Caller Krissie Confesses Her Mind-Blowing Wooden Spoon Phobia!

Thu, 01 Oct 2026 17:28:21 -0000

Have you ever heard of someone being completely terrified of... raw wood?! 🪵😳🙈

Si, Lana, Speedy, and Bondy take a call from listener Krissie, who reveals her mind-blowing and surprisingly intense phobia of wooden objects!

From Popsicle sticks and wooden spoons to unvarnished furniture and wooden utensils, Krissie breaks down what triggers her extreme aversion—and how she copes with everyday kitchen and ice cream nightmares.

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DO YOU ALWAYS ASK FOR A DISCOUNT?! 💸 Embarrassing Cash Register Haggling & Cheeky Customer Confessions!

Thu, 01 Oct 2026 17:27:01 -0000

Are you someone who proudly asks for a discount at every single checkout counter, or would you rather sink through the floor than try to haggle in public?! 💸😳🛒

Si, Lana, Speedy, and Bondy unpack the awkward, hilarious, and surprisingly bold ways people try to shave a few dollars off their store purchases!

From cheeky attempts at damaged-box discounts and asking for manager specials to the absolute cringe of watching a partner haggle in a retail shop, callers ring in to share their ultimate discount confessions.

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SI & LANA’S LONDON OE! 🇬🇧✈️ House Of Travel Expert Dalwyn Shares Ultimate UK Travel Tips!

Tue, 29 Sep 2026 20:50:41 -0000

Si & Lana are packing their bags for London—and they need all the expert advice they can get! 🇬🇧✈️🧳

House of Travel expert Dalwyn joins the studio to break down everything the crew needs to know before heading overseas on their big UK adventure!

From London insider secrets, navigating travel itineraries, and avoiding rookie tourist traps to packing hacks and getting around the UK, Dalwyn delivers the ultimate travel survival guide for Si and Lana's upcoming trip.

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Full Show Si & Lana Wed 30 Sep 26 ☕🎉

Tue, 29 Sep 2026 20:43:06 -0000

Catch up on today's full, uncut edition of Si, Lana & The Breakfast Club! ☕🎉

Here is what made the cuts on today's full show catch-up:

The Tackiest Garden Ornaments: Concrete gnomes, plastic flamingos, and the ultimate backyard eye-sores people grew up with.
Haunted UK Hotel Discovery: The team uncovers the spooky, ghost-filled history behind their London accommodation, The Royal Horseguards Hotel!
House of Travel Expert Chat: Dalwyn joins the studio to break down travel tips, overseas itineraries, and holiday advice.
The Rock Praises Portia Woodman: Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson crowns Black Ferns legend Portia Woodman the GOAT of women's rugby!
Speedy’s TSI & Brain-Buster Question: Speedy delivers a wild That's Slightly Interesting segment before dropping a "stupid but very important question" that leaves the desk completely stumped.

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SPEEDY’S STUPID BUT VERY IMPORTANT QUESTION! 🧠❓ The Studio Debate That Left us Speechless!

Tue, 29 Sep 2026 20:35:38 -0000

It might sound like a completely stupid question on the surface... but is Speedy actually onto something massive?! 🧠❓😳

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THE ROCK CALLS PORTIA WOODMAN THE GOAT! 🏉🔥 Dwayne Johnson’s Massive Tribute To Black Ferns Legend!

Tue, 29 Sep 2026 20:33:47 -0000

When Hollywood royalty and global megastar Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson calls you the ultimate GOAT, you know you've made history! 🏉🔥🤩

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WE’RE STAYING IN A HAUNTED LONDON HOTEL?! 🇬🇧👻 The Spooky Past Of The Royal Horseguards Hotel!

Tue, 29 Sep 2026 20:32:32 -0000

When Si & Lana booked their UK trip, they didn't realize their luxury London hotel came with some unexpected permanent guests... 🇬🇧👻🧳

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THE TACKIEST GARDEN ORNAMENTS! 🧑‍🌾🍄 Concrete Gnomes, Plastic Flamingos & Backyard Disasters!

Tue, 29 Sep 2026 20:30:39 -0000

What is the absolute tackiest, most eye-watering garden ornament you or your parents ever had sitting in the backyard?! 🧑‍‍🌾🍄🪴

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Si & Lana Full Show 25th September

Thu, 24 Sep 2026 22:12:51 -0000

More details on our London plans, how long you can actually keep a rice ball for, and Bondy’s kids have NEVER tried something.

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UK TRIP: Our plan over there

Thu, 24 Sep 2026 21:09:56 -0000

Si and Lana are heading to the UK for two and a half weeks with House of Trave. They're fitting in everything from Clarkson's Farm to a West Ham match, though Lana is mostly worried about Si getting bitten by a Palace Guard horse.

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Bondy's teenage sons had never tried KFC

Thu, 24 Sep 2026 21:06:18 -0000

Bondy's mate brought over some KFC for tea, only for his teenage boys to reveal they'd never actually eaten it before. Turns out heaps of you have stories about kids growing up without trying basic fast foods.

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Si tries on a tiny West Ham top for the UK trip

Thu, 24 Sep 2026 21:05:23 -0000

Si and Lana are heading to London to watch West Ham take on QPR, so Players Sports sent over some official kit. The only problem was Si's top was a small, and he could barely squeeze his head through it.

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THAT'S SLIGHTLY INTERESTING: New Zealand used to have 14 time zones

Thu, 24 Sep 2026 21:04:41 -0000

Lana revealed that back in the 1860s, local time was so different across the country that Christchurch was 8 minutes ahead of Wellington. Things got so confusing for telegraphs that everyone had to sync their clocks to one Wellington sundial at noon.

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Full Show | S & Lana | Thursday 24th September

Wed, 23 Sep 2026 21:20:14 -0000

Si was convinced daylight saving time fades your curtains, but a science teacher rang in to set him straight. The team also shared their worst stories of cheering for the wrong kids at sports, and Lana gave Si some advice for long flights.

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THERAPY THURSDAY: cheering for the wrong kid

Wed, 23 Sep 2026 20:40:14 -0000

Lana realized mid-game she was cheering for someone else's kid while her son was sitting right next to her on the bench. Bondy, Si, and a listener named Rochelle shared their own awkward stories of cheering for or holding the wrong child.

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Bondy might take his son to another town for his driving test

Wed, 23 Sep 2026 20:16:33 -0000

Bondy's son Liam has to wait two months to sit his restricted driving test, so he's thinking about driving three hours away to get it done sooner. Driving instructor Helen called in to explain why so many teens are heading out of town to avoid the long waiting lists.

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THAT'S SLIGHTLY INTERESTING: how far salmon swim to spawn

Wed, 23 Sep 2026 19:52:45 -0000

Si shared some facts about salmon swimming up to 3,000 kilometres back to the exact spot they were hatched, but Lana wasn't convinced and voted him down. Amanda the teacher gave Si a yes, but Bondy and Lana kept him from getting a clean sweep.

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Types of UK Food we should try

Wed, 23 Sep 2026 19:51:45 -0000

Si and Lana are getting ready for their week broadcasting live in London, and they were talking about all the iconic UK food they need to try. Listener Jenny called in to share her story about sitting right next to Amy Winehouse while having lunch at Nando's in Camden.

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Does daylight saving actually fade your curtains faster?

Wed, 23 Sep 2026 19:49:50 -0000

Si was convinced that shifting the clocks forward meant extra sunlight hours damaging his curtains, so science teacher Sarah called in to set him straight. Turns out summer causes the fading, not daylight saving.

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FULL SHOW | Si & Lana 23rd September

Tue, 22 Sep 2026 23:28:15 -0000

Would you call 111 on your cat? We get a full rundown of our London trip, PLUS when has your partner made you proud?

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When did your partner impress you?

Tue, 22 Sep 2026 22:41:37 -0000

Lana took her wife Katie to the driving range, only for Katie to completely smash 10 shots in a row on her very first try. Tony also called in to share how proud he was when his wife completed an Ironman despite having severe arthritis.

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Dalwyn from House of Travel breaks down the UK trip

Tue, 22 Sep 2026 22:40:20 -0000

Dalwyn phoned in to run Si and Lana through the flight itinerary for their UK trip, including a stopover at Singapore's Changi Airport. Turns out they're staying at The Royal Horseguards Hotel, which is right by Trafalgar Square and comes with a bit of paranormal history.

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A guy called 911 because his cat trapped him

Tue, 22 Sep 2026 22:40:04 -0000

Si and Lana listened to an old 911 call from a bloke who barricaded himself in the bedroom after his 11kg cat attacked his family. Callers Rachel and Caressa got in touch to share their own stories of dealing with aggressive cats.

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Full Show | Si & Lana 22nd September

Mon, 21 Sep 2026 23:40:23 -0000

Lana is making plans for London.
Should you wear a wedding ring to the gym?
PLUS the worst Karaoke songs and leaving the Fridge door open..

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Full Show | Si & Lana | Monday 21st September

Sun, 20 Sep 2026 22:29:37 -0000

We reminisce about the Wahs’ season coming to an end, Community Page Rage heads to Wellington, can you use chopsticks like an adult, and we run through the full UK flip list.

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THAT'S SLIGHTLY INTERESTING: the story behind the hymn

Sun, 20 Sep 2026 21:26:50 -0000

Si shared the heartbreaking back story behind one of the world's most famous Christian hymns, written by Horatio Spafford after losing his four daughters at sea. Safe to say it got a big tick from the rest of the team.

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Si and Lana are locking in their UK trip challenges

Sun, 20 Sep 2026 21:25:01 -0000

Si and Lana are heading to the UK soon and have officially locked in their five coin-flip challenges for the trip. The loser of each flip will have to do things like attempt karaoke on the Tube and crash a random family picnic in Hyde Park.

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Si went to a Japanese restaurant and had to ask for a fork

Sun, 20 Sep 2026 21:22:22 -0000

Si took a friend out to a Japanese restaurant and had to ask the staff for a fork when she admitted she'd never used chopsticks. Callers and texters weighed in on whether you should always give chopsticks a go or just stick with what you know.

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COMMUNITY PAGE RAGE: the Khandallah car mystery

Sun, 20 Sep 2026 21:21:30 -0000

A post on a Wellington community noticeboard showed a parked car with a massive pile of dog poo dumped all over the windscreen. The owner popped up in the comments looking for answers, and local security footage caught a guy in a beanie dumping a whole sack of it on foot.

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BEST OF THE WEEK: Public Flower Drama, UK Trip Chaos, $1 Lolly Mix & Smeg Knives! (Sun, Sept 20)

Sat, 19 Sep 2026 19:30:00 -0000

Catch up on the biggest, funniest, and most viral studio moments from Si, Lana & The Breakfast Club this week! 🏆🎉

Here is what made the cuts on this week's Sunday Best-Of compilation:

Public Flower Picking Debate: Is taking a small bunch of public daffodils harmless fun or public garden vandalism?
Si & Lana UK Trip Chat: Simon Halfpenny joins the studio as the team plots their upcoming UK adventure!
Community Page Rage: The funniest, most absurd local Facebook buy-and-sell group drama from across Aotearoa.
Lana’s Adventure & $1 Lolly Mix: Re-living childhood confectionery memories, sugar rushes, and outdoor chaos.
Smelly or Cheater & Smeg Knife Drama: Unpacking relationship red flags, New World grocery promo obsession, and Si's car drama with the kids!

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WEEKEND REPLAY: IS IT OKAY TO PICK PUBLIC DAFFODILS?! 🌼✂️ The Moral Dilemma That Divided The Studio & Callers!

Sat, 19 Sep 2026 04:00:00 -0000

Is picking a small bunch of spring daffodils from a public park harmless fun—or is it total public park vandalism?! 🌼✂️😠

In case you missed this heated debate earlier this week, re-live the moment Si and Lana argued that taking a tiny bunch of public flowers home brings joy, while Speedy strongly insisted they belong to the community and should be left for everyone to enjoy!

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WEEKEND REPLAY: COMMUNITY PAGE RAGE! 🤠⛓️ The Lost Whip In Motueka That Derailed Facebook!

Sat, 19 Sep 2026 01:30:00 -0000

What happens when someone finds a literal whip lying on a residential street in Motueka and posts a photo to the local Buy & Sell page?! Total comment section chaos! 🤠⛓️🐕

In case you missed this hilarious local drama earlier this week, re-live the moment someone spotted a whip sitting on Parker Street in Motueka and posted it online asking who lost it.

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WEEKEND REPLAY: MCLEOD'S DAUGHTERS REBOOT! 🚜🌾 Lana Breaks The Massive TV News Live On Air!

Fri, 18 Sep 2026 22:30:00 -0000

Calling all Drovers Run fans... the iconic TV show is OFFICIALLY coming back! 🚜🌾📺

In case you missed it earlier this week, re-live the moment Lana broke the huge television news that McLeod's Daughters is getting a complete reboot with a brand new generation of characters!

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WEEKEND REPLAY: BONDY’S EMOTIONAL RETURN 💔 Bondy Opens Up About Wife Erin's Emergency Open-Heart Surgery

Fri, 18 Sep 2026 19:45:08 -0000

In case you missed this deeply personal moment earlier this week, re-live Bondy's heartfelt return to the studio. 💔🙏❤️

Bondy opened up to Si, Lana, Speedy, and all of Aotearoa about his sudden absence from the show and the terrifying ordeal his family went through after his wife, Erin, was rushed into emergency open-heart surgery.

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FULL SHOW | Si & Lana | 18th September

Thu, 17 Sep 2026 23:01:38 -0000

NZ's got more "knobs" (place names) than anywhere on earth; Simon and Lana sort out UK trip dares (London Eye moon, horse-petting, Tube karaoke),

Simon copped 187 texts for calling the Warriors "the Waratahs," plus a UK place-names game gone wrong.

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Can you guess which UK place names are real?

Thu, 17 Sep 2026 21:30:56 -0000

Lana put Si and Bondy to the test with a game of real versus fake UK place names before the team heads to London. Si managed to get three out of four right, taking out the win over Bondy.

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THAT'S SLIGHTLY INTERESTING: New Zealand has the most knobs per capita

Thu, 17 Sep 2026 21:12:50 -0000

Lana found out that New Zealand actually has the most knobs per capita in the world. Turns out early settlers named heaps of small hills "knobs", including Bald Knob, Nervous Knob and even Devils Knob in Nelson.

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McLeod's Daughters is officially coming back

Thu, 17 Sep 2026 21:12:22 -0000

Lana broke the news that the iconic show is getting a complete reboot with a brand new generation. Work on the new series starts before Christmas, and the crew is already planning a show trip to the farm.

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Full Show Si & Lana Thur 17 Sep 26 📻

Wed, 16 Sep 2026 22:20:13 -0000

Wrap up your Thursday with the full, uncut edition of Si, Lana & The Breakfast Club! ☕🎉

Here is what made the cuts on today's full show catch-up:

Therapy Thursday: Callers ring in to confess their most embarrassing, cringe-worthy moments and get total studio absolution!
Studio Debates & Trending Topics: Si, Lana, Speedy, and Bondy unpack the biggest stories, viral news, and local NZ headlines of the day.
Text Roulette & Caller Chaos: Unfiltered studio banter, rapid-fire listener texts, and relatable awkward moments from around Aotearoa.

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HOW MYSTERY CREEK GOT ITS NAME! 🌾📜 Lana’s Mind-Blowing Trivia Scores 3 YES Votes!

Wed, 16 Sep 2026 21:43:25 -0000

Have you ever wondered how New Zealand’s iconic Fielddays venue, Mystery Creek, actually got its bizarre name?! 🌾📜😳

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MACAULAY CULKIN IS COMING DOWN UNDER! 🏠✈️ Home Alone Superstar Heading To Australia For Live Tour!

Wed, 16 Sep 2026 21:40:22 -0000

Kevin McCallister is officially heading Down Under! 🏠✈️💥

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HOW YOUR CAT SHOWS LOVE! 🐱❤️ Decoding Secret Cat Behaviors & Strange Signs Of Affection!

Wed, 16 Sep 2026 21:38:41 -0000

Do you know how your cat is secretly telling you they love you... or are you completely misinterpreting their body language?! 🐱❤️🐾

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THERAPY THURSDAY: EMBARRASSING RUNNING FAILS! 🏃‍♂️💥 Mortifying Jogging Mishaps & Treadmill Disasters!

Wed, 16 Sep 2026 21:37:10 -0000

Is there anything worse than suffering a total physical or social disaster while out for a simple jog?! 🏃‍♂️💥😳

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