Try Not To Die

Oddjobs (Arc 9) | Ch. 4: Wiser But Not Richer

Tue, 19 May 2026 13:00:00 -0000

It was a terrible month for her work, financial, and social life, but at least Jassifer is handling it really poorly!

Content warning: depression specifically in regards to being broke and fighting with your cute coworker. :(

Thanks is what we do: firstly to our wonderful network Lore Party who make super nerdy shows and who we recently did a Dungeons of Dune collab with - check it out!

Join us on Patreon, where we're making tons of extra content and where you become an Employee of the Month. Like Patrick Brandstatter! Pat, there's some sort of edible thing in the break room. Looks disgusting! Enjoy.

Produced by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi
Music by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi

Sound Effects:
“Book Sounds” - Allsounds/Audionauti
“subway-door-close” - tweeterdj|
“elevator-ding” - collierhs-colinlib
“coins-fall-2” - belanhud
“elevator_strange_grinding” - zabuhailo
“30 minutes of NY Subway sounds” - Relaxing Recordings
“time-stop” - damnsatinist
“portal-idle” - couchhero
“time-slow-down” - patricklieberkind
“bamf” - themfish
“Small Marketplace” - Sword Coast Soundscapes
“entrance-bell” - zott820
“Record Scratch” - Luffy
“stonedoor-closingwithboom” - audiotorpedo
“metal-gate-01” - silentstrikez

All sound effects under Freesound.org, unless listed as AllSounds/Audionauti, background sound effects, Free Audio Zone, Fun With Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Live Wallpaper Master, Lord Sandwich, Michaël Ghelfi, OmarSounds, Relaxing Recordings, Royalty Free FX, Sound Effect Database, Studiomod, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Viral Vids NL.

Additional sound effects by Noah Perito.

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Oddjobs (Arc 9) | Ch. 3: No Pain No Gain

Tue, 12 May 2026 13:00:00 -0000

Jassifer earns herself a nemesis, and not much else.

So many thanks we must give to our awesome network Lore Party who make super cool shows and who we recently did a Dungeons of Dune collab with - have you heard it?!

Thanks also to our amazing patrons on patreon.com/trynottodiepod. To our Employee of the Month, Patrick Brandstatter: your daily performance review has been shifted to tomorrow. We'll have a LOT to go over.

Support the show on Patreon or at buymeacoffee.com/trynottodiepod!

Produced by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi
Music by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi

Sound Effects:
“Book Sounds” - Allsounds/Audionauti
“marching-3” - webbfilmsuk
“Small Marketplace” - Sword Coast Soundscapes
“apartment-entrance-someone-buzzed-in-door-open-hallway-steps-echo-bgsound” - kyles
“subway-door-close” - tweeterdj
“robot-walking-demo” - kwahmah-02

Additional sound effects by Noah Perito.

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Oddjobs (Arc 9) | Ch. 2: Work Pay Play Repeat

Tue, 05 May 2026 13:00:00 -0000

Jassifer struggles to understand the true profundity of her debt, and snoops on her coworker in the library. (Content warning: girl on girl angst.)

Thanks always to our network, Lore Party; tand to our Employee of the Month, Patrick! Pat! You're early. A little too early.....

If you'd like to become an Employee of the Month as well, check out our tiers on Patreon, where we're releasing lots of bonus content and soon will be releasing an ENTIRE NEW SIDE CAMPAIGN! Our patron's contributions, small and large, are so appreciated and we couldn't make these new projects without you!

Sound Effects:
“Book Sounds” - Allsounds/Audionauti
“Daytime Tavern” - Sword Coast Soundscapes
“Record Scratch” - Luffy
“Small Marketplace” - Sword Coast Soundscapes
“nyc-ambience” - purpleaux
“Forest Daytime” - Sword Coast Soundscapes
“photocopy-machine” - tomlija
“photo-flash-canon5d” - eelke

Additional sound effects by Noah Perito.

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Oddjobs (Arc 9) | Ch. 1: A Goo-d Thing Going

Tue, 28 Apr 2026 13:00:00 -0000

In his new amphibian body, Goo causes a ruckus across Forever.

When you make a podcast, you start having to thank people. First up is our hella sick network Lore Party. They make rad shows - check em out!

Next up is our illustrious Employee of the Month, Patrick Brändstatter. Your security clearance has been upgraded, Pat! Just don't touch anything sticky. You can become an EOTM too - just go to Patreon.com/trynottodiepod!

Another fun donation link if you're feeling generous: buymeacoffee.com/trynottodiepod

Produced by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi

Music by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi

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Office Memo (12)

Tue, 21 Apr 2026 13:00:00 -0000

This office memo is from the desk, mind, and other, more unmentionable areas of Odessa Magisteria.

More Oddjobs next week! In the meantime, join at Patreon.com/trynottodiepod for more content all the dang time.

Produced by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi

Music by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi

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Oddjobs (The Halls of Gralk) | Ch. 8: Closing the Book (ft. Cassiroll)

Tue, 14 Apr 2026 13:00:00 -0000

The best sign from a real estate investment is when you have to flee from it. Very fast. Faster! Don't look back. :)

CASSI! Our incredible guest - we are so grateful to them for coming on the show (and for being our supportive pod friend for many years). Check out the D&D show they DM here: Chosen Ones on Youtube! It is so worth a listen!

Thanks too to our network Lore Party, as well as Nicola Narracci whose art is in our intro.

Congratulations to our Employee of the Month, Patrick Brändstatter! We're letting you retire today. We DO need you back in tomorrow for your first day. But please, for today, enjoy. Are you enjoying?

You can join our team of elite employees on Patreon! We also have a Buy Me A Coffee. :)

Produced by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi
Music by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi

Sound Effects:
“Book Sounds” - Allsounds/Audionauti
“Bamf” - themfish
“photocopy-machine” - tomlija
“portal-idle” couchero
“Arcane Sword” - Michaël Ghelfi
“cracking-earthquake-cracking-soil-cracking-stone” - uagadugu
“stonedoor-closingwithboom” - audiotorpedo
“Record Scratch” - Luffy
“Arcane Gate” - Michaël Ghelfi
“Witch Bolt” - Michaël Ghelfi
“Wall of Fire” - Michaël Ghelfi
“Word of Radiance” - Michaël Ghelfi
“Forbiddance” - Michaël Ghelfi
“bullet-ricochet” - aust-paul
“car-door-open-and-close-2” - nachtmahrtv
“crashing” - smmassuda
“vehicle-small_car_bunrout_version-1” - scott_snailham

Additional sound effects by Noah Perito.Oddjobs (The Halls of Gralk) | Chapter 8: Closing the Book (ft. Cassiroll)

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Oddjobs (The Halls of Gralk) | Ch. 7: Friends With Goals

Tue, 07 Apr 2026 13:00:00 -0000

This could be the start of a wonderful working relationship! Or a long, bitter sort of nemesis situation.

How hilarious and incredible is our guest, Cassi?! Check out the D&D show they DM here: Chosen Ones on Youtube! It has incredible stories, characters, and art for every episode!

Those we must thank every episode lest our real estate investments be cursed with ghouls and weird little guys: our brilliant network Lore Party. As well as Nicola Narracci whose art is in our intro!

Finally, to our Employee of the Month, Patrick Brändstatter. Did you get our lunch order? You can only eat the condiments. But you can eat as MANY condiments as you'd like. You can join our team of elite employees on Patreon!

Produced by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi
Music by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi

Sound Effects:
“Book Sounds” - Allsounds/Audionauti
“Catacombs” - Sword Coast Soundscapes
“submarine-sonar” - breviceps of Freesound.org
“Door Smash” - Eneasz of Freesound.org
“Record Scratch” - Luffy of Freesound.org
Additional sound effects by Noah Perito

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Oddjobs (The Halls of Gralk) | Ch. 6: A Kind Fist

Tue, 31 Mar 2026 13:00:00 -0000

Warning: cracks in dungeon are more dangerous than they appear.

Featuring, again, our incredible guest, Cassi of Chosen Ones DnD on Youtube. HIGHLY recommend checking out their visual novel style show!

Thank you to Nicola Narracci for our intro graphics! Thank you to our wonderful + lore-ful network, Lore Party, who make very lore-y podcasts.

Finally, to our Employee of the Month, Patrick Brandstatter: Paper clips. Pencils. Post-its. Sorry, is this not a supply list? If you want to become an employee of the month, you can join us on our Patreon! Or support the show with a one-timer at buymeacoffee.

Produced by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi
Music by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi

Sound Effects:
“Book Sounds” - Allsounds/Audionauti
“City Sewer” - Sword Coast Soundscapes
“Catacombs” - Sword Coast Soundscapes
“Gut-a-blastix” - rolandseer of Freesound.org
“Arcane Sword” - Michaël Ghelfi

Additional sound effects by Noah Perito

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Oddjobs (The Halls of Gralk) | Ch. 5: Dungeon Memories

Tue, 24 Mar 2026 13:00:00 -0000

In case of emergency, put this cursed helmet on.

Shout OUT to our guest Cassi of ⁠Chosen Ones⁠! Check out the show on Youtube to hear Cassi being a most excellent DM.

To our network, Lore Party, we're grateful for your support of our show! Nothing better than a Lore dump.

Finally, thank you to our Employee of the Month, Patrick Brändstatter. It has been 0 days since this facility has seen a disaster. If you'd like to become an Employee of the Month, you can do that on our ⁠Patreon⁠. Bonus content lives there! If you'd rather a one-time donation, you can do that at ⁠buymeacoffee.com/trynottodiepod !

Sound Effects:

“Book Sounds” - Allsounds/Audionauti
“City Sewer” - Sword Coast Soundscapes
“swimming breaking surface” - 14gpanskavalachristoffer of Freesound.org
“Summon Fey” - Michaël Ghelfi
“impacts-metal-crunch” - pnmcarrierailfan of Freesound.org
“Underwater” - Sword Coast Soundscapes
Additional sound effects by Noah Perito.

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Oddjobs (The Halls of Gralk) | Ch. 4: Eviction Notice

Tue, 17 Mar 2026 15:10:00 -0000

The dungeon clean-up crew encounter some squatters! (At least they have a nice pool?)

Shout OUT to our guest Cassi of ⁠Chosen Ones⁠! Check out the show on Youtube to hear Cassi being a most excellent DM.

To our loresome network, Lore Party, we're grateful for your support of our show!

Finally, to our Employee of the Month, Patrick Brändstatter... we KNOW what you did in the break room!!! If you'd like to become an Employee of the Month, you can do that on our ⁠Patreon⁠. Did we mention it comes with so much bonus content!

If you'd rather a one-time donation, you can do that at ⁠buymeacoffee.com/trynottodiepod!⁠

Sound Effects:

“Book Sounds” - Allsounds/Audionauti

“Catacombs” - Sword Coast Soundscapes

“City Sewer” - Sword Coast Soundscapes

Additional sound effects by Noah Perito.

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Oddjobs (The Halls of Gralk) | Ch. 3: Whispers in the Cracks

Tue, 10 Mar 2026 13:00:00 -0000

Eugh. This real estate asset is full of cursed artifacts and ominous memories.

Thank you to our guest, Cassiroll! Check out ⁠Chosen Ones⁠ on Youtube for an incredible adventure with amazing art to match.

Watch the vodcast (and tons of bonus content) on our Patreon! Or buy us a coffee if you're feeling low-commitment.

The Halls of Gralk is an Oddjobs x Slowquest adventure! Thank you to Bodie H for letting us borrow his module for the show - check out more Slowquest adventures at slowquest.com. :)

Check out our stellar network Lore Party, where you can find lots of other nerdy shows!

Finally, eternal thanks to our glorious and Elite Employee, Patrick Brandstätter. You have accumulated .00000000001 hours of sick time, Pat!
Produced by Lisa Condemi and Noah Perito
Music by Lisa Condemi and Noah Perito

Produced by Lisa Condemi and Noah Perito.
Music by Lisa Condemi and Noah Perito

Sound Effects:
“Book Sounds” - Allsounds/Audionauti
"Catacombs" - Sword Coast Soundscapes
"Toilet-flush" - gowlermusic
"electric-wire-03" - glaneur-de-sons
'Fairy Dust Sound Effect" - Free Audio Zone
"coins-fall-2" - belanhud
"sword-clash-and-slide" - Fun with Sound
"bamf" - themfish
"wooden door smash" - eneasz
"Gut-a-blastix" - rolandseer
"Witch Bolt" - Michaël Ghelfi
"fireball-whoosh" - robinhood76

All sound effects from ⁠Freesound.org⁠, unless listed under AllSounds/Audionauti, background sound effects, Free Audio Zone, Fun With Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Live Wallpaper Master, Lord Sandwich, Michaël Ghelfi, OmarSounds, Relaxing Recordings, Royalty Free FX, Sound Effect Database, Studiomod, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Viral Vids NL.

Additional sound effects by Noah Perito.

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Oddjobs (The Halls of Gralk) | Ch. 2: Daddy Issues (ft. Cassiroll)

Tue, 03 Mar 2026 14:00:00 -0000

The gang discovers this real estate venture is filled with traps, squatters, and sexy whispers. Thank you to our guest, Cassiroll! Check out Chosen Ones on Youtube for an incredible adventure with amazing art to match.

The Halls of Gralk is an Oddjobs x Slowquest adventure! Thank you to Bodie H for letting us borrow his module for the show - check out more Slowquest adventures at slowquest.com. :)

Check out our stellar network Lore Party, where you can find lots of other nerdy shows!

Finally, eternal thanks to our glorious and Elite Employee, Patrick Brandstätter. See you at the mandatory everything, Pat.

Produced by Lisa Condemi and Noah Perito
Music by Lisa Condemi and Noah Perito

Produced by Lisa Condemi and Noah Perito.
Music by Lisa Condemi and Noah Perito

Additional sound effects by Noah Perito.

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Oddjobs (The Halls of Gralk) | Ch. 1: A Real Fixer-Upper (ft. Cassiroll)

Tue, 24 Feb 2026 14:00:00 -0000

Joined by under-valued nepo-baby Mendle, Jassifer and Clover are assigned to clear out a real estate property (cough, dungeon). Thank you to our guest, Cassiroll! Check out Chosen Ones on Youtube for an incredible adventure with amazing art to match.

The Halls of Gralk is an Oddjobs x Slowquest adventure! Thank you to Bodie H for letting us borrow his module for the show - check out more Slowquest adventures at slowquest.com. :)

Check out our stellar network Lore Party, where you can find lots of other nerdy shows! Liisten to Noah DM a Dune campaign on Gom Jabbar!

Finally, eternal thanks (and reminder to CLOCK OUT!) to our Elite Employee, Patrick Brandstätter.
Produced by Lisa Condemi and Noah Perito.
Music by Lisa Condemi and Noah Perito

Sound Effects:
“Book Sounds” - Allsounds/Audionauti
“Klaxon Alarm Sound” - Lord Sandwich
"Subway-door-close" - tweeterdj
"elevator-ding" - collierhs-colinlib
"mad-scientist-lab-loopable" - ramonmineiro
"Witch Bolt" - Michaël Ghelfi
"r29-30-breaking-wooden-poles" - craigsmith
"robot-walking-demo" - kwahmah-02
"fireball-whoosh" - robinhood76
"vehicle-small_car_burnout_version-1" - scott_snailham
"teleport" - outroelison
"time-stop" - damnsatinist
"time-slow-down" - patrickliberkind
"portal-idle" - couchhero
"bamf" - themfish
"Forest Daytime" - Sword Coast Soundscapes
"cowbells" - supersciri
"auto-ext-onboard-drive-slow-speed-dirt-or-gravel-road-and-slow-to-stop" - kyles
"car-door-open-and-close-2" - nachtmahrtv
"sword-clash-and-slide" - Fun with Sound
"Catacombs" - Sword Coast Soundscapes
"Record Scratch" - Luffy
"sword-fight-1" - funwithsound

Additional sound effects by Noah Perito.

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CONTENT SURGE! The Lover's Quarrel

Tue, 10 Feb 2026 14:00:00 -0000

COME ONE, COME ALL TO THE LOVER'S QUARREL IN CHAMPION'S CALL! Love is beautiful... and so is violence! (This Content Surge was originally published on our Patreon on March 9th 2025! You can hear over 60 Content Surges on our $7 tier.)

A cosmic thank you to our Employee of the Month, Patrick Brandstätter. Never quit, Patrick! We have a copy of your soul backed up to the database, and we will resurrect you! <3

Thanks also to our network Lore Party - check out their shows at loreparty.com!

Sound Effects:

“Large-crowd-medium-distance” - eguobyte
“Mad-scientist-lab-loopable” - ramonmineiro
“Subway-door-close” - tweeterdj
“Elevator-ding” - colliershs-colinlib
“Robot-walking-demo” - kwahmah-02
“Crowd-cheering-soft-cheering-and-chatter” - gregorquendel
“Stonedoor-closingwithboom” - audiotorpedo
“Portal-idle” - couchhero
“Bamf” - themfish
“Gut-a-blastix” - rolandseer
“Electric-wire-03” - glaneur-de-sons
“Electric-zap” - Michael-grinnell
“Record Scratch” - Luffy
“Device-powering-up” - spoonsandlessspoons
“Censorbeep5s” - bthv
“Vine boom sound effect” - Omar Sounds
“Book Sounds” - Allsounds/Audionauti

All sound effects from ⁠Freesound.org⁠, unless listed under AllSounds/Audionauti, background sound effects, Free Audio Zone, Fun With Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Live Wallpaper Master, Lord Sandwich, Michaël Ghelfi, Omar Sounds, Relaxing Recordings, Royalty Free FX, Sound Effect Database, Studiomod, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Viral Vids NL.

Additional sound effects by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi.

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Oddjobs Office Memo (11)

Tue, 27 Jan 2026 14:00:00 -0000

Oddjobs will be back shortly. This away message was written by Fetch. If you read it, will you mention how great it was to Odessa? And also mention that she locked us all in behind her when she left HQ today? Thanks!!!!!!!

Music by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi

Produced by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi

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CONTENT SURGE! Birth Day (Part III)

Wed, 21 Jan 2026 03:12:00 -0000

This is the finale of our 3-part Birth Day arc, originally released on Patreon! Like most children's birthday parties, this one was kind of creepy and dangerous, but ultimately a good time.

Speaking of birthdays, it's our SIXTH this month! We're grateful you're here, telling this story with us. Stay tuned for more news about what's coming in 2026. :)

Links! Our patreon to support us; our awesome network Lore Party, and our Buy Me A Coffee page if you're feeling generous.

Produced by Lisa Condemi and Noah Perito.
Music by Lisa Condemi and Noah Perito.

Sound Effects:

“Book Sounds” - Allsounds/Audionauti
"60s-pinball-in-arcade-2" - mrpagliara
"elevator-ding" - collierhs-colinlib
"sword-clash-and-slide" - Fun with Sound
"fireball-whoosh" - robinhood76
“Catacombs” - Sword Coast Soundscapes
"panther" - xhwzq6gv
“Time-stop” - damnsatinist
"fire-in-fireplace-close-up-reverberant2" - silencyo__silencyo
"Record Scratch" - Luffy
"dog-disonant-howl" - jace
"gut-a-blastix" - rolandseer
“Portal-idle” - couchhero
"Fairy Dust Sound Effect" - Free Audio Zone
"cracking-earthquake-cracking-soil-cracking-stone" - uagadugu
"entrance-bell" - zott820
"tires-squeaking" - rutgermuller
"sparks" - erh
“teleporter-24b” - blendcache
“vehicle-small_car_burnout_version-1” - scott_snailham
“Time-slow-down” - patricklieberkind
"bamf" - themfish
“crashing” - smmassuda

Additional sound effects by Noah Perito.

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CONTENT SURGE! Birth Day (Part II)

Tue, 13 Jan 2026 14:00:00 -0000

Five (Hundred) Nights in Happy Happy Fun Times continues as Shortsword Jass and Clover navigate the halls of this crumbling demi-plane.

See how things turn out in the finale, part 3, next Tuesday! (Or hop in the van and warp over to the Patreon to hear it right now.)

Special thanks to our network Lore Party!

Produced by Lisa Condemi and Noah Perito.
Music by Lisa Condemi and Noah Perito

Love the show? Buy us a coffee! <3

Sound Effects:

“Book Sounds” - Allsounds/Audionauti
“Portal-idle” - couchhero
“metal-gate-01” - silentstrikez
“glass-smash” - chewiesmissus
"electric-wire-03" - glaneur-de-sons
"Wind Temple" - Michaël Ghelfi
"cracking-earthquake-cracking-soil-cracking-stone" - uagadugu
"entrance-bell" - zott820
“teleporter-24b” - blendcache

Additional sound effects by Noah Perito.

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CONTENT SURGE! Birth Day (Part I)

Tue, 06 Jan 2026 14:00:00 -0000

Happy new year everyone, and happy sixth birthday to us, a podcast!

In this special Oddjobs arc originally released on our Patreon, Jass and Clover travel to a plane of aging to save the Cottonbottom Kids from a Birth Day Party gone wrong!

Support our network Lore Party by listening to their awesome shows! And support this awesome show by joining our Patreon, or buying us a coffee.

Produced by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi

Music by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi

Sound Effects:

“Book Sounds” - Allsounds/Audionauti
“Crowd-cheering-soft-cheering-and-chatter” - gregorquendel
“Small Marketplace” - Sword Coast Soundscapes
“teleporter-24b” - blendcache
“Time-stop” - damnsatinist
“Portal-idle” - couchhero
“Time-slow-down” - patricklieberkind
“Subway-door-close” - tweeterdj
“Bamf” - themfish
“apartment-entrance-someone-buzzed-in-door-open-hallway-steps-echo-bgsound” - kyles
“elevator-ding” - collierhs-colinlib
“mad-scientist-lab-loopable” - ramonmineiro
“The Underdark” - Sword Coast Soundscapes
“vehicle-small_car_burnout_version-1” - scott_snailham
“lightningcrash” - noisenoir
“glass-smash” - chewiesmissus
“metal-gate-01” - silentstrikez

Additional sound effects by Noah Perito.

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CONTENT SURGE! Merry Festquest!

Tue, 16 Dec 2025 14:00:00 -0000

From the depths of our Patreon, we bring you a very special Oddjobs holiday adventure!

Haven't joined us yet in the new campaign? Let us get you caught up!

Spoilers for Arcs 1 + 2 of Oddjobs ahead!

Jassifer is a no-nonsense goblin captain who's been spirited away from her own world of Erdheim, and into the city of Forever: a twinkling and futuristic metropolitan of inter-connected asteroids. Having falling in battle against her sworn enemy, she's left with no option to work off her resurrection debt at the morally grey adventuring company, Oddjobs (led by eccentric tiefling CEO, Odessa Magisteria).

But contracts for Jassifer, her slime familiar Goo, and her partner Clover are about to go off the charts... as FESTQUEST approaches!

Sound Effects:

“Book Sounds” - Allsounds/Audionauti
“Subway-door-close” - tweeterdj
"Elevator-ding” - collierhscolinlib
“Klaxon Alarm Sound” - Lord Sandwich, Youtube
“Mad-scientist-lab-loopable” - ramonmineiro
“Record scratch” - Luffy
“Bamf” - themfish
“Portal-idle” - couchhero
“Teleport” - outroelison
“Teleport-24b” - blendcache
“Time-stop” - damnsatinist
“Time-slow-down” - patricklieberkind
“Nyc-ambience” - purpleaux
“Tires-squeaking” - rutgermuller
“Renault-master-f3500-dci135-foley-horn-outside-mono” - sound holder
“Crowd-cheering-soft-cheering-and-chatter” - gregorquendel
“Small Marketplace” - Sword Coast Soundscapes
“Blizzard” - Michaël Ghelfi
“Metal-gate-01” - silentstrikez
“Stone door-closingwithboom” - audiotorpedo
“Window breaking” - m1a2t3z4
“Car-door-open-05” - pnmcarrierrailfan
“Door opening 1” - Bowen707
“Fire-in-fireplace-close-up-reverberant2” - silencyo__silencyo
“Vehicle-small_car_burnout-version-1” - scott_snailham
“Laser-pistol-shooting” - nxrt
“Bullet-ricochet” - aust-paul
“Crashing” - smmassuda
“Crowd-in-panic” - ienba
“Champagne glasses” - idabrandao
“Daytime Tavern” - Sword Coast Soundscapes

Additional sound effects by Noah Perito

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Oddjobs Office Memo (10)

Tue, 09 Dec 2025 14:00:00 -0000

An office memo for the TNTD history books. Stay warm this winter and we'll see you next TNTD Tuesday!

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Oddjobs (Arc 8) | Ch. 6: Sabotaging for Dummies

Tue, 02 Dec 2025 14:00:00 -0000

It's gonna blow! Jassifer and Clover fight the super-heating Slay-I and discuss the dangers of online shopping. We're gonna need some sandwiches after this one!

Thank you for catching this arc of Oddjobs! You can hear us discuss this arc in the next episode of the Afterlife, our Patreon-exclusive talkback show, on the $5 tier this month!

Thank you to Nicola Narracci for our opening graphics and our wonderful podcast network as well: loreparty.com!

Produced by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi
Music by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi

Sound Effects:

“Book Sounds” - Allsounds/Audionauti
“mad-scientist-lab-loopable” - ramonmineiro
“Record Scratch” - Luffy
“Klaxon Alarm Sound” Lord Sandwich on Youtube
“Gut-a-Blastix” - Rolandseer
“device powering up” - spoonsandlessspoons
“lightningcrash” - noirnoir
“glass-smash” - chewiesmissus
“sword-clash-and-slide” - Fun with Sound
“bullet-ricochet” - aust-paul
“crack-glass” - 13fpanska-cerny-jan
“bamf” - themfish
“fireball-whoosh” - robinhood76
“explosion” - tommccann
“fire-in-fireplace-close-up-reverberant2” - silencyo__silencyo
“crashing” - smmassuda
“explo-hit-metal-01” - pnmcarrierailfan
“elevator-ding” - collierhs-colinlib
“large-crowd-medium-distance-stereo” - eguobyte
“crowd-cheering-soft-cheering-and-chatter” - gregorquendel

Additional sound effects by Noah Perito.

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Oddjobs (Arc 8) | Ch. 5: Core Tour

Tue, 25 Nov 2025 14:00:00 -0000

Press this button to commence the core tour. (No scientists were harmed in the making of this episode.)

Thank you to our Patreon patrons, for your incredible support through the seasons of our show! And thank you to our incredible network, Lore Party.

Produced by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi
Music by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi

Sound Effects:
“Book Sounds” - Allsounds/Audionauti
“metal-gate-01” - silentstrikez
“car factory - Kia Sportage factory production line” - furiousdriving on Youtube
“crashing” - smmassuda
“01_crash_loud_cymbals__snares” - theriavirra
“elevator-ding” - collierhs-colinlib
“Record Scratch” - Luffy
“device powering up” - spoonsandlessspoons
“lightningcrash” - noisenoir
“electric-wire-03” - glaneur-de-sons
“hissing metal” - vibe_crc-24b
“stonedoor-closingwithboom” - audiotorpedo
“mad-scientist-lab-loopable” - ramonmineiro
“Klaxon Alarm Sound” Lord Sandwich on Youtube

Additional sound effects by Noah Perito.

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Oddjobs (Arc 8) | Ch. 4: Vent Sesh

Tue, 18 Nov 2025 14:00:00 -0000

Clover and Jass struggle to not blow up the entire mission.

Thank you to our patrons over at Patreon! And shout out to our awesome network, Lore Party. If you'd like to donate to the show, you can do so at Buy Me A Coffee!

Produced by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi
Music by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi

Sound Effects (Forgive me):

“Book Sounds” - Allsounds/Audionauti
“large-crowd-medium-distance-stereo” - eguobyte
“delphis-fart-12” - delphidebrain
“longfart1” - opposit
“wav-fart-vegan-002” - frenkfurth
“Big Water Splash” - qubodup
“water gushing” - jakobthiesen
“alarm” - sparrowdagamer
“metal-gate-01” - silentstrikez
“crowd-cheering-soft-cheering-and-chatter” - gregorquendel

Additional sound effects by Noah Perito.

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Oddjobs (Arc 8) | Ch. 3: Corporate Outing

Tue, 11 Nov 2025 14:00:00 -0000

A fumbled lunch order, a shitty commute, and a billionaire trying to replace employees with robots. It's another day of work in the city of Forever.

Thanks to our awesome network, Lore Party. Special thanks to our lovely patrons over at Patreon! You can contribute to the show there for bonus content, or at Buy Me A Coffee for a warm, fuzzy feeling.

Produced by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi
Music by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi

Sound Effects:

“Book Sounds” - Allsounds/Audionauti
“crashing” - smmassuda
“elevator-ding” - collierhs-colinlib
“mad-scientist-lab-loopable” - ramonmineiro
“lightningcrash” - noisenoir
“Fairy Dust Sound Effects” - Free Audio Zone
“nyc-subway-3” - joliusnyren
“teleport” - outroelison
“time-slow-down” - patricklieberkind
“time-stop” - damnsatinist
“bamf” - themfish
“cracking-earthquake-cracking-soil-cracking-stone” - uagadugu
“crowd-in-panic” - ienba
“metal-gate-01” - silentstrikez
“nyc-ambience” - purpleaux
“fire-in-fireplace-close-up-reverberant2” - silencyo__silencyo
“Small Marketplace” - Sword Coast Soundscapes
“large-crowd-medium-distance-stereo” - eguobyte
“fireball-whoosh” - robinhood76
“crowd-cheering-soft-cheering-and-chatter” - gregorquendel
“robot-walking-demo” - kwahmah-02
“record scratch” - luffy
“gasp” - zerocarina
“marching-3” - webbfilmsuk
“taking-photo-with-camera” - windwalk_entertainment
“sitcom crowd ooh” - SamGordonRHK
“crack-glass” - 13fpanska-cerny-jan
“applause-10” - kwahmah_02

“laughing audience sound effect” - Gaming Sound FX

Additional sound effects by Noah Perito

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Oddjobs (Arc 8) | Ch. 2: Morning! Job! Arepa!

Tue, 04 Nov 2025 14:00:00 -0000

After a tense discussion with her coworker, Jassifer seeks employment for Goo's most recent physical incarnation.

Thank you to our network, Lore Party! And a huge thank you to our incredible patrons! Check out our Patreon for monthly bonus episodes, an after-show after every arc, stat sheets, musical tracks from the show, and more!

Produced by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi
Music by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi

Sound Effects:

“Book Sounds” - Allsounds/Audionauti
“Evening Town” - Sword Coast Soundscapes
“teleport” - outroelison
“time-slow-down” - patricklieberkind
“time-stop” - damnsatinist
“bamf” - themfish
“nyc-subway-3” - joliusnyren
“subway-door-close” - tweeterdj
“Small Marketplace” - Sword Coast Soundscapes

Additional sound effects by Noah Perito

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Oddjobs (Arc 8) | Ch. 1: Difficult Debriefing

Tue, 28 Oct 2025 13:00:00 -0000

Having safely returned herself, Fetch and Crow-Goo (!) to the office, Jassifer reports back to Odessa on the mission. Reporting back home to Clover... is a different story.

Join our Patreon where we're releasing our talkback show after every arc, monthly bonus episodes, the score from the show, behind-the-scenes stat blocks, and more! Or drop us a donation at Buy Me A Coffee. :)

Produced by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi

Music by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi

Shout out to our network of nerdy podcasts, Lore Party! As well as Nicola Narracci, the artist who creates our intro graphics.

Sound Effects:

“Book Sounds” - Allsounds/Audionauti
“crowd-boo” - deleted-user-2104797
“mad-scientist-lab-loopable” - ramonmineiro
“record scratch” - luffy
“Fairy Dust Sound Effects” - Free Audio Zone
“crashing” - smmassuda
“bamf” - themfish
“elevator-ding” - collierhs-colinlib
“apartment-entrance-someone-buzzed-in-door-open-hallway-steps-echo-bgsound” - kyles
“teleport” - outroelison
“time-slow-down” - patricklieberkind
“time-stop” - damnsatinist
“nyc-subway-3” - joliusnyren
“subway-door-close” - tweeterdj
“Evening Town” - Sword Coast Soundscapes

Additional sound effects by Noah Perito

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Oddjobs Office Memo (9)

Tue, 21 Oct 2025 13:00:00 -0000

That was some party, right? We'll be back next Tuesday with the newest arc of Oddjobs. Context-free spoiler: arepas feature heavily. So, so heavily.

Eager for more content before next week? Sign up for our Patreon! There is simply so much more to listen to. You're gonna be sick of us. Those who hate bonus content but wish to donate can check out buymeacoffee.com/trynottodiepod

Produced by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi

Music by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi

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Oddjobs (Arc 7) | Ch. 6: Flew The Coop

Tue, 14 Oct 2025 13:00:00 -0000

Jassifer takes a smoke break; Fetch and Tréron visit the little prince's room; and a doting father seeks a relationship with his child.

Thanks for listening to this arc of Oddjobs! On our off week, you can check out more nerdy podcasts over at LoreParty.com; or visit our Patreon for hella bonus episodes! For strings-free donations: we've got a Buy Me A Coffee!

Sound Effects:
“Book Sounds” - Allsounds/Audionauti
“Small Marketplace” - Sword Coast Soundscapes
“Daytime Tavern” - Sword Coast Soundscapes
“crowd-cheering-soft-cheering-and-chatter” - gregorquendel
“gasp” - zerocarina
“applause-10” - kwahmah_02
“record scratch” - luffy
“laugh-crowd-2” - funwithsound
“glass-smash” - chewiesmissus

Additional sound effects by Noah Perito

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Oddjobs (Arc 7) | Ch. 5: Dance of Deception

Tue, 07 Oct 2025 13:00:00 -0000

It's murder on the Prince's bird-thay dance floor, unless Jass and Fetch have anything to say about it.

Thanks to our patrons - you can be a patron too and get tons of bonus content! And thanks to our network, ⁠Lore Party⁠. They make nerdy shows you might enjoy!

Donate to Goo's brain-fund at our Buy Me A Coffee page.

Produced by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi

Music by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi

Sound Effects:

“Book Sounds” - Allsounds/Audionauti
“Daytime Tavern” - Sword Coast Soundscapes
“crowd-cheering-soft-cheering-and-chatter” - gregorquendel
“gut-a-blastix” - rolandseer
"sword-clash-and-slide" - Fun With Sound
"Arcane Sword" - Michaël Ghelfi
"crashing" - smmassuda"
"marching-3" - webbfilmuk
"applause-10" - kwahmah_2

Additional sound effects by Noah Perito.

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Oddjobs (Arc 7) | Ch. 4: Fowl Play

Tue, 30 Sep 2025 13:00:00 -0000

Cue the music (and the assassins). Fetch fails on the job (who's surprised), and Jassifer snoops a little, boomer-tablet style.

Thanks to our patrons, who give us a few bucks a month in exchange for bonus content - you guys keep the show running! And thanks to our network, Lore Party. They make nerdy shows you might enjoy!

Produced by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi
Music by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi

Additional sound effects by Noah Perito

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Oddjobs (Arc 7) | Ch. 3: Golden Opportunity

Tue, 23 Sep 2025 13:00:00 -0000

Jassifer and Fetch have their work cut out for them protecting the Golden Bird-thay Boy from incoming attacks. But damn, they look good while they're doing it.

As always, we have to thank our patrons over at the Patreon! They give us a few bucks every month, we give them hella bonus episodes. Check it out here, or give with no expectation of return at Buy Me A Coffee. And finally, can't forget to thank our sick nasty podcast network, Lore Party!

Produced by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi

Music by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi

Sound Effects:

“Book Sounds” - Allsounds/Audionauti
"Small Marketplace" - Sword Coast Soundscapes
"Wooden door smash" - Eneasz
"arrow-strike" - plantmonkey
"Hissing Metal" - vibe_crc-24b
"Record Scratch" - Luffy

Additional sound effects by Noah Perito

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Oddjobs (Arc 7) | Ch. 2: Into the Wood

Tue, 16 Sep 2025 15:26:00 -0000

Jassifer and Fetch (yeugh!) hit the planar teleportation gates, only to find they're not the most popular hires on-site.

If you're up to date and looking for more content, boy do we have like hundreds of hours of it on our Patreon! Check it out for a month or two or give us a no-strings-attached donation on Buy Me A Coffee if you're feeling cheeky.

Thank you as always to our (inter)stellar network, Lore Party!

Produced by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi

Music by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi

Sound Effects:

“Book Sounds” - Allsounds/Audionauti
“Klaxon Alarm Sound” - Lord Sandwich
“subway-door-close” - tweeterdj
“elevator-ding” - collierhs-colinlib
“Record Scratch” - Luffy
“mad-scientist-lab-loopable” - ramonmineiro
“elevator_strange_grinding” - zabuhailo
“vehicle-small_car_burnout_version-1” - scott_snailham
“teleporter-24b” - blendcache
“Time-stop” - damnsatinist
“Time-slow-down” - patricklieberkind
“Portal-idle” - couchhero
“bamf” - themfish
“Forest Daytime” - Sword Coast Soundscapes
“Small Marketplace” - Sword Coast Soundscapes

Additional sound effects by Noah Perito.

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Oddjobs (Arc 7) | Ch. 1: Doctor's Calling

Tue, 09 Sep 2025 13:00:00 -0000

Jassifer has a totally normal and completely spontaneous appointment with Doc. That'll be five silver.

You can support us on Patreon (in exchange for hella bonus content) or on Buy Me A Coffee (in exchange for a warm fuzzy feeling). And special thanks as always to our cool-sick-rad network, Lore Party!

Sound Effects:

“Book Sounds” - Allsounds/Audionauti
"mad-scientist-lab-loopable" - ramonmineiro
"Quiet Tavern" - Sword Coast Soundscapes
"Record Scratch" - Luffy
"Small Marketplace" - Sword Coast Soundscapes
"elevator_strange_grinding" - zabuhailo
"subway-door-close" - tweeterdj
"elevator-din" - colliershs-colinlib
"crack-glass" - 13fpanska-cerny-jan
"Fairy Dust Sound Effect" - Free Audio Zone

Additional sound effects by Noah Perito

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Train Truckers: An Oddjobs x Slowquest Adventure (Part II)

Tue, 02 Sep 2025 19:43:00 -0000

PART 2 MORE LIKE PART CHOO CHOO! The train goes off the track in the final part of this special Slowquest adventure.

Thank you AGAIN to Bodie H. aka Slowquest for this module! If you want to hear bonus Oddjobs content like this two-parter mission, you can sign up for $10 Patreon tier, where we release bonus episodes monthly. This August our $10 patrons got an entire exclusive mini-arc!

Produced by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi
Music by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi

Sound Effects:

“Book Sounds” - Allsounds/Audionauti
"train-at-ford-plant-3" - mr-tea
"False Life" - Michaël Ghelfi
"cellphone-buzz-vibrate-double-fast-table" - framing-noise
"wind-2" - huggy13ear
“Crashing” - smmassuda
"wood splintering (1 break)" - wavecal22.1
"Wooden door smash" - Eneasz
“Subway-door-close” - tweeterdj
"Gut-a-blastix" - rolandseer
“Whip-crack” - scifisounds
"Forbiddance" - Michaël Ghelfi
"Bonk Sound Effect #2" -
Yer Boi Lloris
"Window breaking" - m1a2t3z4
"alarm" - sparrowdagamer
"fireball-whoosh" - robinhood76
"crowd-in-panic" - ienba
"vehicle-small_car_butnout_version-1" - scott_snailham
"teleporter-24b" - blendcache
"time-slow-down" - patricklieberkind
"time-stop" - damnsatinist
“Bamf” - themfish
"teleport" - outroelison
“Bamf” - themfish
"car-door-open-and-close-2" - nachtmahrtv

All sound effects from ⁠Freesound.org⁠, unless listed under AllSounds/Audionauti, background sound effects, Free Audio Zone, Fun With Sound, Gaming Sound FX, krc videos, Live Wallpaper Master, Lord Sandwich, Michaël Ghelfi, OmarSounds, Relaxing Recordings, Royalty Free FX, Sound Effect Database, Studiomod, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Viral Vids NL.

Additional sound effects by Noah Perito

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Train Chuckers: An Oddjobs x Slowquest Adventure (Part I)

Tue, 26 Aug 2025 13:00:00 -0000

ALL ABOARD THE SLOWQUEST EXPRESS! In this very special adventure - brought to you by Bodie H. aka Slowquest - Jass and Clover must board a runaway locomotive to help some Goblings recover their precious treasures.

This Content Surge was originally published on our Patreon. For more bonus content, both in and out of the Oddjobs universe, check us out there!

Produced by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi
Music by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi

Try Not To Die is a Lore Party podcast!

Sound Effects:

“Book Sounds” - Allsounds/Audionauti
"Klaxon Alarm Sound" - Lord Sandwich
"mad-scientist-lab-loopable" - ramonmineiro
"glass-smash" - chewiesmissus
“Crashing” - smmassuda
"car-door-open-and-close-2" - nachtmahrtv
"car-ignition-key-engine-starting-running-3" - rutgermuller
"vehicle-small_car_butnout_version-1" - scott_snailham
"tires-squeaking" - rutgermuller
"teleporter-24b" - blendcache
"time-slow-down" - patricklieberkind
"time-stop" - damnsatinist
“Bamf” - themfish
"teleport" - outroelison
"Train Sound Effects - Steam Train Start and Whistle" - krc videos
"train-at-ford-plant-3" - mr-tea
“Whip-crack” - scifisounds
"train-whistle" - theshaggyfreak
"rock-tumble-2" - stubb
“Subway-door-close” - tweeterdj
All sound effects from ⁠Freesound.org⁠, unless listed under AllSounds/Audionauti, background sound effects, Free Audio Zone, Fun With Sound, Gaming Sound FX, krc videos, Live Wallpaper Master, Lord Sandwich, Michaël Ghelfi, OmarSounds, Relaxing Recordings, Royalty Free FX, Sound Effect Database, Studiomod, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Viral Vids NL.

Additional sound effects by Noah Perito

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Oddjobs Office Memo (8)

Tue, 19 Aug 2025 13:00:00 -0000

Thanks for listening to Arc 6! Hear from Jassifer about what's NEXT for Try Not To Die. Fetch is fine btw we got him ice cream on the way home <3

Check out more awesome podcasts at LoreParty.com

LINKS TO SUPPORT THE SHOW:

patreon.com/trynottodiepod

buymeacoffee.com/trynottodiepod

Produced by Lisa Condemi & Noah Perito

Music by Lisa Condemi & Noah Perito

Sound Effects:

Chainsaw - JFBSAUVE

Additional sound effects by Noah Perito

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Oddjobs (Arc 6) | Ch. 5: Demonic Delivery

Tue, 12 Aug 2025 13:00:00 -0000

We guarantee a speedy delivery, and also a speedy episode. (No, really, we genuinely didn't realize how quickly this mission wrapped up!) Thanks for joining us for the sixth arc of Oddjobs!

For the next few weeks, we'll be posting the Train Chuckers mini-arc on our main feed as we record and edit the next few arcs. Those of you on Patreon can expect Part 3 of the Birth Day Content Surge for $10 patrons, as well as The Afterlife for $5+ patrons. Thanks, as always, for the love and support!

Try Not To Die is a ⁠Lore Party⁠ podcast! And thank you finally to Nicola Narracci for our opening graphics.

Sound Effects:

“Book Sounds” - Allsounds/Audionauti

“crashing” - smmassuda

“City Sewer” - Sword Coast Soundscapes

“teleporter-24b” - blendcache

“Time-stop” - damnsatinist

“Portal-idle” - couchhero

“Time-slow-down” - patricklieberkind

“Evening Town” - Sword Coast Soundscapes

“doorbells-5” - happyband

“Wooden door smash” - Eneasz

“Record Scratch” - Luffy

“vehicle-small_car_burnout_version-1” - scott_snailham

Additional sound effects by Noah Perito.

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Oddjobs (Arc 6) | Ch. 4: Wasteland Wishes

Tue, 05 Aug 2025 13:00:00 -0000

Clover and Jass wish they were somewhere else. But they're somewhere REALLY bad instead. And STILL delivering a pizza.

Looking to give us a one-time donation? Buy us a Coffee here! Want to really suck up to us? Join the Patreon! If you want to help in a free way, comment what toppings would be on your sinfully-tempting eldritch pizza.

Try Not To Die is a Lore Party podcast!

Produced by Lisa Condemi and Noah Perito.
Music by Lisa Condemi and Noah Perito.

Sound Effects:

“Book Sounds” - Allsounds/Audionauti
"130513-street-traffic-close-talking-horns-brake-squeals-nyc" - trp
"laser-pistol-shooting" - nxrt
"rifle-shots" - bananplyte
"teleport" - outroelison
“Time-stop” - damnsatinist
“Time-slow-down” - patricklieberkind
“Portal-idle” - couchhero
"bamf" - themfish
“vehicle-small_car_burnout_version-1” - scott_snailham
"meteor shower sound design!!!" - OG Sound FX
"flare-fire-into-sky-with-tail" - kyles
"explosion 01" - tommccann
"stonedoor-closingwithboom" - audiotorpedo
"cracking-earthquake-cracking-soil-cracking-stone" - uagadugu
"crashing" smmassuda
"City Sewer" - Sword Coast Soundscapes
All sound effects from ⁠Freesound.org⁠, unless listed under AllSounds/Audionauti, background sound effects, Free Audio Zone, Fun With Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Live Wallpaper Master, Lord Sandwich, Michaël Ghelfi, OG Sound FX, OmarSounds, Relaxing Recordings, Royalty Free FX, Sound Effect Database, Studiomod, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Viral Vids NL.

Additional sound effects by Noah Perito

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Oddjobs (Arc 6) | Ch. 3: Highway to Hell

Tue, 29 Jul 2025 13:00:00 -0000

So what brings you to this part of town? Clover and Jass try to lose an unwanted escort.

Looking to give us a one-time donation? Buy us a Coffee here! Or you can find TONS of bonus content on our Patreon - this month's $10 tier episode is an Oddjobs bonus arc! Try Not To Die is a Lore Party podcast~

Produced by Lisa Condemi and Noah Perito.
Music by Lisa Condemi and Noah Perito.

Sound Effects:

“Book Sounds” - Allsounds/Audionauti
"nyc-ambience" - purpleaux
"130513-street-traffic-close-talking-horns-break-squaels-nyc" - trp
"vehicle-small_car_burnout_version-1" - scott_snailham
"hissing-metal" - vibe_crc-24b
"crashing" - smmassuda
"r29-30-breaking-wooden-poles" - craigsmith
"laser-pistol-shooting" - nxrt
"rifle-shots" - bananplyte
"bullet-ricochet" - aust-paul
"glass-smash" - chewiesmissus
"bamf" - themfish
"stonedoor-closingwithboom" - audiotorpedo

Additional sound effects by Noah Perito.

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Oddjobs (Arc 6) | Ch. 2: Road Rage

Tue, 22 Jul 2025 13:00:00 -0000

With a delectable pizza in the trunk, Jassifer and Clover resist giving into their greatest temptations. Such as eating the pizza.

Buy us a Coffee here! Or come join our Patreon where you can give a small monthly contribution for monthly bonus content!

Produced by Lisa Condemi and Noah Perito
Music by Lisa Condemi and Noah Perito

Sound Effects:

“Book Sounds” - Allsounds/Audionauti
"130513-street-traffic-close-talking-horns-break-squaels-nyc" - trp
"s63-amg-horn-honking" - marcelweiss
"Explosion" - tommccann
"Battle with Monsters and Magic" - Michaël Ghelfi
"portal-idle" - couchhero
"bamf" - themfish
"vehicle-small_car_burnout_version-1" - scott_snailham
"phone-dial" - breviceps
“Small Marketplace" - Sword Coast Soundscapes

Additional sound effects by Noah Perito

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Oddjobs (Arc 6) | Ch. 1: Hot N' Ready

Tue, 15 Jul 2025 13:00:00 -0000

Sometimes the smallest quests lead to the greatest journeys. Probably not this one, though.

Join us on Patreon for our after-show, music, bonus content, and an extra monthly episode!

OR support us with a one-time donation here!

Shoutout to friend of the show Bodie (aka Slowquest) for letting us use his Magi Vend campaign add in - check out it and so much more on slowquest.com and make sure to follow him on Instagram: @bodieh

Produced by Lisa Condemi and Noah Perito
Music by Lisa Condemi and Noah Perito

Sound Effects:

“Book Sounds” - Allsounds/Audionauti
“Small Marketplace" - Sword Coast Soundscapes
“Time-stop” - damnsatinist
“Portal-idle” - couchhero
“Time-slow-down” - patricklieberkind
“Bamf” - themfish
“Subway-door-close” - tweeterdj
“Apartment-entrance-someone-buzzed-in-door-open-hallway-steps-echo-bgsound” - Kyles
“Elevator-ding” - collierhs-colinlib
“Klaxon Alarm Sound” - Lord Sandwich of Youtube
“Mad-scientist-lab-loopable” - ramonmineiro
“Robot-walking-demo” - kwahmah-02
“Lightningcrash” - noisenoir
“Witch Bolt” - Michaël Ghelfi
“Car-door-open-and-close-2” - nachtmahrtv
“Car-ignition-key-engine-starting-running-3” - rutgermuller
“Opening-old-garage-door” - deleted_user7146007

Additional sound effects by Noah Perito.

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Oddjobs Office Memo (7)

Tue, 08 Jul 2025 13:00:00 -0000

The Cottonbottom Clan gives an update of how things are going over at Oddjobs HQ! Want to hear us chat about the most recent arc? Join our $5 Try-Hard tier over on Patreon for access to our talk-back show, The Afterlife, OR support us with a one-time donation here!

Produced by Lisa Condemi and Noah Perito.
Music by Lisa Condemi and Noah Perito.

Sound Effects:
"High Heels Sound Effect" - BackGround Sound Effects on Youtube.com

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Oddjobs (Arc 5) | Ch. 3: Pay Day

Tue, 01 Jul 2025 13:00:00 -0000

Jassifer experiences the sweet bliss of pay day, and the horrifying reality of huge debt. Meanwhile: coverage of the WYRM incident continues.

Reminder you can fill your slayphone with bonus content over at our PATREON! And thanks goes out always to our excellent network, Lore Party, who make awesome nerdy podcasts!

If you don't have the funds to commit to another subscription, you can always do a one-time donation to support the show: coff.ee/trynottodiepod

Produced by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi

Music by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi

Sound Effects:

“Book Sounds” - Allsounds/Audionauti

"train-at-ford-plant-3" - mr-tea

"False Life" - Michaël Ghelfi

"cellphone-buzz-vibrate-double-fast-table" - framing-noise

"wind-2" - huggy13ear

“Crashing” - smmassuda

"wood splintering (1 break)" - wavecal22.1

"Wooden door smash" - Eneasz

“Subway-door-close” - tweeterdj

"Gut-a-blastix" - rolandseer

“Whip-crack” - scifisounds

"Forbiddance" - Michaël Ghelfi

"Bonk Sound Effect #2" -
Yer Boi Lloris

"Window breaking" - m1a2t3z4

"alarm" - sparrowdagamer

"fireball-whoosh" - robinhood76

"crowd-in-panic" - ienba

"vehicle-small_car_butnout_version-1" - scott_snailham

"teleporter-24b" - blendcache

"time-slow-down" - patricklieberkind

"time-stop" - damnsatinist

“Bamf” - themfish

"teleport" - outroelison

“Bamf” - themfish

"car-door-open-and-close-2" - nachtmahrtv

Additional sound effects by Noah Perito

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Oddjobs (Arc 5) | Ch. 2: Shopping Spree

Tue, 24 Jun 2025 13:00:00 -0000

Saving the world? Eh. Grocery shopping? Now that's a quest.

We love you, but you know who we love just a teensy bit extra? Our awesome patrons who contribute a few bucks to the show each month in exchange for awesome bonus content. (Patrons helped us buy a new cord this month. They rule!) Or you can always drop us a donation at Buy Me A Coffee.

Please check out our awesome network and their other nerdy shows at Loreparty.com.

Produced by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi
Music by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi

Sound Effects:

“Book Sounds” - Allsounds/Audionauti
“Hissing Metal” - vibe_crc-24b_1
“Small Marketplace" - Sword Coast Soundscapes
“Subway-door-close” - tweeterdj
“Time-stop” - damnsatinist
“Portal-idle” - couchhero
“Time-slow-down” - patricklieberkind
“Bamf” - themfish
“Crack-glass” - 13fpanska-cerny-jan
“Klaxon Alarm Sound” - Lord Sandwich of Youtube
“Gut-a-blastix” - rolandseer
“Laser-pistol-shooting” - nxrt
“Rock-tumble-2” - stubb
“Crowd-in-panic” - ienba
“Doorbells-5” - happyband

Additional sound effects by Noah Perito.

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Oddjobs (Arc 5) | Ch 1: The Infinite Exchange

Tue, 17 Jun 2025 13:00:00 -0000

ARC 5 of Campaign III: Oddjobs begins here!

It's pizza night in the Astral Sea, and there's only one place Jass is going to secure funds for the ingredients... whatever those are.

We'd be grateful if you'd support our little show by joining our Patreon (where there's tons of bonus episodes and behind the scenes content). Or if you're feeling generous, you can send us a few coppers (or platinum???), no-strings-attached, on Buy Me A Coffee.

Shout out as always to our brilliant network Lore Party - check out their nerdy podcasts if you're a NERD LIKE US!

Produced by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi
Music by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi

Sound Effects:

“Book Sounds” - Allsounds/Audionauti
"Small Marketplace" - Sword Coast Soundscapes
"Door opening 1" - Bowen707
"Sword-clash-and-slide" - Fun With Sound
"Wood Splintering (1 Break)" - wavecal22
"Fairy Dust Sound Effect" - Free Audio Zone
"Hissing Metal" - vibe_crc-24

Additional sound effects by Noah Perito

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Oddjobs Office Memo (6)

Tue, 27 May 2025 13:00:00 -0000

URGENT (okay, not urgent) UPDATE FROM ODDJOBS HQ! Fetch, stand up straight.

Check out our Patreon here, or donate to our Buy Me a Coffee here!

Produced by Lisa Condemi and Noah Perito.

Music by Lisa Condemi and Noah Perito.

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Dungeons of Dune - Act IV

Fri, 23 May 2025 13:31:00 -0000

The Little Maker reveals itself...

Spoiler warning - this story is set between the first and second Dune novels, so if you haven't read Dune or seen the film bear in mind you're going to encounter some HEAVY spoilers.

This is the finale of our Dune mini-campaign (at least FOR NOW), so if you enjoyed this and are interested in more Dune content check out Gom Jabbar wherever you listen to podcasts!

Music by ⁠Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi⁠

Sound Effects:

"stonedoor-closingwithboom" - audiotorpedo of Freesound.org

Additional sound effects by Noah Perito.

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Dungeons of Dune - Act III

Fri, 09 May 2025 20:13:00 -0000

Rozhok, Ziggy, and the Lord Benedict delve deep into the hidden temple of the Little Maker...

Spoiler warning - this story is set between the first and second Dune novels, so if you haven't read Dune or seen the film bear in mind you're going to encounter some HEAVY spoilers.

If you enjoyed this and are interested in more Dune content, check out Gom Jabbar wherever you listen to podcasts!

Music by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi

Sound Effects:

“Battle with Monsters and Magic” - Michaël Ghelfi

"Sword-clash-and-slide" - Fun with Sound

"gun-cocking-sound" - theartguild of ⁠Freesound.org

"shotscifipowerdownbuildshorthighs" - cjdeets of ⁠Freesound.org

"bullet-ricochet" - aust-paul of ⁠⁠Freesound.org⁠

Additional sound effects by Noah Perito.

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Oddjobs Office Memo (5)

Tue, 06 May 2025 18:50:00 -0000

Dropping in to give a quick update from Oddjobs (and TNTD) HQ! May and June are ONCE AGAIN GOING TO BE INSANE so stay tuned for future updates - there's still plenty of content coming up (especially on our Patreon). Check out the Gom Jabbar podcast wherever you get your podcasts, and Act I and II of Dungeons of Dune right before this memo!

Produced by Lisa Condemi and Noah Perito.

Music by Lisa Condemi and Noah Perito.

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Dungeons of Dune - Act II

Fri, 25 Apr 2025 13:01:00 -0000

Off the Golden Path...

We re-join Rozhok and Dr. Ziggy huddled in the wreckage of a House Borgene vessel, desperate to survive a Coriolis Storm…

Spoiler warning - this story is set between the first and second Dune novels, so if you haven't read Dune or seen the film bear in mind you're going to encounter some HEAVY spoilers. This is also the SECOND EPISODE so make sure you listen to Act I first!

If you enjoyed this and are interested in more Dune content, check out Gom Jabbar wherever you listen to podcasts!

Music by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi

Sound Effects:

"wind-blowing-and-howling-in-a-barbed-fence-on-the-ground-desert-chile" - felixblume

“Gut-a-blastix” - rolandseer

“Battle with Monsters and Magic” - Michaël Ghelfi

All sound effects from ⁠Freesound.org⁠, unless otherwise linked. Additional sound effects by Noah Perito.

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Dungeons of Dune - Act I

Fri, 25 Apr 2025 13:00:00 -0000

HELLO AND WELCOME TO THE GOM JABBAR X TNTD CROSSOVER EPISODE!

In this Dune themed mini-campaign, DM Noah takes hosts Abu and Leo of the Lore Party podcast Gom Jabbar off the Golden Path and on a wild worm adventure in the Dune-iverse.

Spoiler warning - this story is set between the first and second Dune novels, so if you haven't read Dune or seen the film bear in mind you're going to encounter some HEAVY spoilers!

If you enjoyed this and are interested in more Dune content, check out Gom Jabbar wherever you listen to podcasts!

ACT II OUT NOW! That's right this is a DOUBLE DROP!!!

Music by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi

Sound Effects:

"mad-scientist-lab-loopable" - ramonmineiro

"flesh-rip" - alvarojmarquez

"wind-blowing-and-howling-in-a-barbed-fence-on-the-ground-desert-chile" - felixblume

"Small Marketplace" - Sword Coast Soundscapes

"helicopter-ride-interior-omni-mics-roland-r26" - gladkiy

“Time-stop” - damnsatinist

“Time-slow-down” - patricklieberkind

"Explosion 01" - tommccaann

“Portal-idle” - couchhero

"Klaxon Alarm Sound" - thatSFXguy

"Electric Sparks, Railway, A.wav" - InspectorJ

"crashing" - smmassuda

"fire-in-fireplace-close-up-reverberant2" - silencyo__silencyo

All sound effects from ⁠Freesound.org⁠, unless otherwise linked. Additional sound effects by Noah Perito

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Media Musings: Knightriders (1981)

Tue, 22 Apr 2025 22:19:00 -0000

GET ON YOUR BIKES AND RIDE!

In this, our 50th Content Surge, we are joined by Caleb, Conner (@ConnerHowardVO), and Michael (@farristhewheel) of our network Lore Party to discuss the diesel-fueled Ren Fair Drama, Knightriders!

In case you missed it, LAST WEEK we released the ENTIRE SCORE of campaign 2 in honor of Musemakers 1 year anniversary!!! You can listen to it NOW wherever you get your music so go check it out: Musemakers (Official Podcast Soundtrack)

As you can see we are continuing the celebration by releasing this episode of Media Musings, the media review series we've begun posting on our patreon at the $10 tier.

Thank you for your patience - we've got a VERY SPECIAL DOUBLE FEATURE GOM JABBAR X TNTD CROSSOVER EPISODE coming out THIS FRIDAY! DM Noah will be running a Dune-themed Dungeons and Dragons campaign that features the hosts of the amazing Dune podcast Gom Jabbar - so stay tuned!!! More schedule updates will come next week, so for now we hope you enjoyed and please check out our illustrious guests in the links below!

Caleb

Conner Howard

Michael Farris

Produced by Lisa Condemi and Noah Perito.

All music by Lisa Condemi and Noah Perito.

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Oddjobs Office Memo (4)

Tue, 08 Apr 2025 13:00:00 -0000

Oops - accidentally hit reply all and sent this to everyone in the multiverse...

TL;DR The lovely Lisa will be out adventuring on their honeymoon (WISH THEM ALL THE LOVE!!!) so we will be taking a mini-haitus until the end of April! We will be releasing an episode of our (normally) patreon exclusive podcast "Media Musings", and Noah will be doing a crossover campaign with the incredible Dune podcast Gom Jabbar releasing in their feed! Stay tuned for more updates and until next time, try not to die!

Produced by Lisa Condemi and Noah Perito.

Sound Effects:

censorbeep5s - bthv of Freesound.org

Additional sound effects by Noah Perito

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Oddjobs (Arc 4) | Ch. 5: Home, Sweet Home

Tue, 01 Apr 2025 13:00:00 -0000

What makes a home a home? Jass tours the final few apartments on her list, before she and Goo have an explosive encounter on the WYRM!

Join our $5 tier to watch the vodcast of this episode (which heavily features Lisa's cat, Clover), plus the Afterlife, our Patreon-exclusive talkback show where we discuss the plot, DM tips, conspiracies (and where all the wild bits get unleashed)!

Thank you to our wonderful network Lore Party Media - check out their shows here!

Produced by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi

Music by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi

Sound Effects:

“Book Sounds” - Allsounds/Audionauti

“Nyc-subway-3” - joliusnyren

“Subway-door-close” - tweeterdj

“Time-stop” - damnsatinist

“Portal-idle” - couchhero

“Time-slow-down” - patricklieberkind

“Bamf” - themfish

“Evening Town” - Sword Coast Soundscapes

“Fire-in-fireplace-close-up-reverberant2” - silencyo__silencyo

“Battle with Monsters and Magic” - Michaël Ghelfi

“Crowd-in-panic” - ienba

“Crashing” - smmassuda

“Tires-squeaking” - Rutgermuller

“Window breaking” - m1a2t3z4

“00375-saloon-doors-2” - robinhood76

“Smashing-an-acoustic-guitar” - mystovski

“Whip-crack” - scifisounds

“Door opening 1” - Bowen707

“metalrattle_drawbridge” - jorickhoofd

“Small Marketplace” - Sword Coast Soundscapes

“Fx-beep-bomb-countdown-3” - tilidesign

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Oddjobs (Arc 4) | Ch. 4: Commuter Conflicts

Tue, 25 Mar 2025 14:21:00 -0000

Still considering her housing options, Jassifer runs into some nasty transit delays... and another reminder of home.

Shout out Joey's Journey for the inspiration for the bar brawl mechanic. His website looks to be offline but if it goes back up we will post the link here! And thank you as always to our network, Lore Party Media, as well as our wonderful patrons over on Patreon! We're watching Knightriders by George A Romero for the $10 tier this month and it was a blast to record!

Produced by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi

Music by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi

Sound Effects:

“Book Sounds” - Allsounds/Audionauti

“Small Marketplace” - Sword Coast Soundscapes

“Portal-idle” - couchhero

“Time-slow-down” - patricklieberkind

“Time-stop” - damnsatinist

“Bamf” - themfish

“Nyc-subway-3” - joliusnyren

“Cracking-earthquake-cracking-soil-cracking-stone” - uagadugu

“Subway-door-close” - tweeterdj

“Fire-in-fireplace-close-up-reverberant2” - silencyo__silencyo

“Metal-gate-01” - silentstrikez

“Arcane Sword” - Michaël Ghelfi

“Wall of Fire” - Michaël Ghelfi

“Fireball-whoosh” - robinhood76

“Explosion” - tommccann

“Crashing” - smmassuda

“Window breaking” - m1a2t3z4

“Tires-squeaking” - rutgermuller

“Car-driving-ambience” - priesjensen

“Car-door-open-and-close-2” - nachtmahrtv

“Censorbeep5s” - bthv

Additional sound effects by Noah Perito

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Oddjobs (Arc 4) | Ch. 3: The Hunt Begins

Tue, 18 Mar 2025 13:00:00 -0000

Home is where you hang your shortsword! Jassifer rides the Wyrm and explores new boroughs on her search for an apartment.

The biggest THANK YOU always goes to our wonderful patrons, who support the show with a few bucks a month in exchange for the vodcast version of our show, musical downloads, monthly bonus episodes, and our post-arc talkback show, The Afterlife. And special thanks as always to our network, Lore Party Media - check out their shows here!

Produced by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi

Music by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi

Sound Effects:

“Book Sounds” - Allsounds/Audionauti

“Portal-idle” - couchhero

“Time-slow-down” - patricklieberkind

“Time-stop” - damnsatinist

“Bamf” - themfish

“Nyc-subway-3” - joliusnyren

“Subway-door-close” - tweeterdj

“Small Marketplace” - Sword Coast Soundscapes

“Door opening 1” - Bowen707

“Window breaking” - m1a2t3z4

“Coins-fall-2” - belanhud

Additional sound effects by Noah Perito

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Oddjobs (Arc 4) | Ch. 2: Bless This Mess

Tue, 11 Mar 2025 13:00:00 -0000

Our Oddjobs employees clock out for the first time since Jassifer's resurrection. Jassifer gets a reminder of home.

Join our Patreon and get the vodcast version of the show for as little as $1 or if you're a MILLIONAIRE like Odessa (just guessing, Noah) you can spend $5/$10 to get access to our talk-back show, The Afterlife, and our monthly bonus episode, the Content Surge. (Last month's Content Surge starred Clover and Jassifer and uhhh let's just say Noah didn't go easy on us...)

Thank you to our network, Lore Party Media! Check out their shows!

Produced by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi

Music by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi

Sound Effects:

“Book Sounds” - Allsounds/Audionauti

“Time-slow-down” - patricklieberkind

“Time-stop” - damnsatinist

“Portal-idle” - couchhero

“Bamf” - themfish

“Walking-into-chambers-street-station-as-a-train-arrives-nyc-subway” - ericnorcross81

“Nyc-subway-3” - joliusnyren

“Subway-door-close” - tweeterdj

“Large-crowd-medium-distance-stereo” - eguobyte

“Small Marketplace” - Sword Coast Soundscapes

“Metal-gate-01” - silentstrikez

“Door opening 1” - Bowen707

“Record Scratch” - Luffy

“Books-falling” - theshaggyfreak

“Cha-ching” - deleted_user_96253

“Window breaking” - m1a2t3z4

“coffeemachine_-full” - maretty21

Additional sound effects by Noah Perito

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Oddjobs (Arc 4) | Ch. 1: The Small Print

Tue, 04 Mar 2025 14:00:00 -0000

ARC 4 PREMIERE! Having returned from their first Oddjobs mission together, Jass and Clover meet with Odessa to discuss their profits... and their debts.

Thank you to our wonderful network, Lore Party Media!

Produced by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi

Music by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi

Sound Effects:

“Book Sounds” - Allsounds/Audionauti

“Record Scratch” - Luffy

“Teleporter-24b” - blendcache

“Time-slow-down” - patricklieberkind

“Time-stop” - damnsatinist

“Teleport” - outroelison

“Portal-idle” - couchhero

“Bamf” - themfish

“Vehicle-smal_car_burnout_version-1” - Scott_snailham

“Tires-squeaking” - rutgermuller

“Car-door-open-and-close-2” - nachtmahrtv

“Elevator-ding” - colliershs-colinlib

“elevator_strange_grinding” - zabuhailo

“Subway-door-close” - tweeterdj

“Mad-scientist-lab-loopable” - ramonmineiro

“Robot-walking-demo” - kwahmah-02

“doorgate_a-heavy-metal-door-on-the-garden-gate_2m - newlocknew

“metalrattle_drawbridge” - jorickhoofd

“Hissing metal” - vibe_crc-24b

“Whip-crack” - sci-fi sounds

“Small Marketplace” - Sword Coast Soundscapes

“Coins-fall-2” - belanhud

“turnstile_rx” - strikingtwice

Additional sound effects by Noah Perito.

Additional sound effects by Noah Perito

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Oddjobs Office Memo (3)

Tue, 25 Feb 2025 14:00:00 -0000

Could this have been an email? Perhaps - but then you wouldn't get to hear us bully Fetch more! We'll be back NEXT WEEK with the first episode of Arc 4 of Oddjobs!

In the meantime, check out our Patreon for monthly bonus episodes (the Content Surge!) and our talkback show that is released every month (the Afterlife!) Plus the musical soundtrack to the show, and plenty of other tasty behind the scenes content!

Produced by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi

Music by Noah Perito

Sound Effects:

censorbeep5s - bthv of Freesound.org

Additional sound effects by Noah Perito

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Oddjobs (Arc 3) | Ch. 6: A Job Well Done

Tue, 18 Feb 2025 14:00:00 -0000

There are two sides to every story... Face to face with the magistrate of Stincan's Gowt, Jassifer and Clover investigate the disappearance of Zuria's egg, and the town guards' involvement.

Catch bonus episodes, our talkback show The Afterlife, and the vodcast on our Patreon! And thank you to Lore Party Media - our incredible network which hosts many other wonderful shows you should check out!

Produced by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi

Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi

Sound Effects:

“Book Sounds” - Allsounds/Audionauti

“Small Marketplace” - Sword Coast Soundscapes

“Door opening 1” - Bowen707

“Mad-scientist-lab-loopable” - ramonmineiro

“Fireball-whoosh” - robinhood76

“Explosion 01” - tommccann

“Fire-in-fireplace-close-up-reverberant2” - silencyo__silencyo

“Magic-missiles” - spookymodem

“Bamf” - themfish

“Crashing” - smmassuda

“Bank-vault-combination-lock-sound-v3” - pixeliota

“Wooden door smash” - Eneasz

“Window breaking” - m1a2t3z4

“Fetid Swamp” - Sword Coast Soundscapes

“Car-door-open-and-close-2” - nachtmahrtv

“Vehicle-smal_car_burnout_version-1” - Scott_snailham

“Car-driving-ambience” - priesjensen

“Tires-squeaking” - rutgermuller

“Big Water Splash” - qubodup

“Hissing metal” - vibe_crc-24b

“Record scratch” - Luffy

“Teleporter-24b” - blendcache

“Time-slow-down” - patricklieberkind

“Time-stop” - damnsatinist

“Teleport” - outroelison

Additional sound effects by Noah Perito

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Oddjobs (Arc 3) | Ch. 5: A Light in the Woods

Tue, 11 Feb 2025 14:00:00 -0000

On the hunt for new mother Zuria's missing egg, Jassifer and Clover face the spirits of the forest... and some small-town bureaucracy.

Thanks as always to our network: Lore Party Media! Check out their ongoing shows over at loreparty.com

Produced by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi

Music by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi

Sound Effects:

“Fetid Swamp” - Sword Coast Soundscapes

“Book Sounds” - Allsounds/Audionauti

“Lightnincrash” - noisenoir

“Electric-zap” - michael-grinnell

“Electric-wire-03” - gleaner de sons

“Sword-clash-and-slide” - Fun With Sound

“Time-slow-down” - patricklieberkind

“Hissing metal” - vibe_crc-24b

“Fairy Dust Sound Effect” - Free Audio Zone

“Submarine-sonar” - breviceps

“Car-door-open-05” - pnmcarrierailfan

“Car-door-open-and-close-2” - nachtmahrtv

“Vehicle-small_car_burnout_version-1” - Scott_snailham

“foliage_rustling_001” - duckduckpony

“Evening Town” - Sword Coast Soundscapes

“Renault-master-f3500-dci135-foley-horn-outside-mono” - soundholder

“Key-fob” - shakaharu

“Small Marketplace” - Sword Coast Soundscapes

Additional sound effects by Noah Perito

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Oddjobs (Arc 3) | Ch. 4: The Mother in Me

Tue, 04 Feb 2025 14:00:00 -0000

Jassifer and Clover get a front-row seat to Zuria's tour of terror, before word of a younglin' complicates matters.

Thank you to our network: Lore Party Media. Check out their ongoing shows over at loreparty.com!

Produced by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi

Music by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi

Sound Effects:

“Book Sounds” - Allsounds/Audionauti

“Fetid Swamp” - Sword Coast Soundscapes

“Big Water Splash” - qubodup of Freesound.org

“The Underdark” - Sword Coast Soundscapes

“Cha-ching” - deleted_user_96253 on Freesound.org

“Hissing metal” - vibe_crc-24b_1 on Freesound.org

“Coins-fall-2” - belanhud on Freesound.org

Additional sound effects by Noah Perito.

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Oddjobs (Arc 3) | Ch. 3: Sink or Swim

Tue, 28 Jan 2025 14:00:00 -0000

While seeking out the dragon that terrorizes Stincan's Gowt, Jassifer and Clover encounter more local wildlife - including a group of die-hard acid-heads.

Thank you to our lovely patrons on Patreon! They give us a few bucks each month, and in return get access to monthly bonus episodes, the soundtrack of the show, our talk-back show The Afterlife which releases every arc, and more! And thank you as always to our beloved network: Lore Party Media!

Produced by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi

Music by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi

Sound Effects:

“Book Sounds” - Allsounds/Audionauti

“Walking-through-thick-wet-mud-2” - walthamstow_walker

“Fetid Swamp” - Sword Coast Soundscapes

“Wood splintering (1 break)” - wavecal22

“R29-30-breaking-wooden-poles” - craigsmith

“Big Water Splash” - qubodup

“Latex-gloves-box-pull-glove-out” - leonelmail

“Fireball-whoosh” - robinhood76

“Fire-in-fireplace-close-up-reverberant2” - silencyo__silencyo

“foliage_rustling_001” - duckduckpony

“Record-scratch” - Buffy

“Lightningcrash” - noisenoir

“Hissing-metal” - vibe_crc-24b

“Whip-crack” - scifisounds

Additional sound effects by Noah Perito.

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Oddjobs (Arc 3) | Ch. 2: Rule Breakers

Tue, 21 Jan 2025 14:00:00 -0000

Jassifer and Clover wade knee-deep into the acidic drama of small village Stincan's Gowt, and learn that Oddjobs' intervention isn't always welcome everywhere.

Special thanks to our Patreon patrons, who donate to the show and in exchange get access to episodes both early and bonus, behind the scenes content from campaigns, the soundtrack of the show, and more. Thanks also to our network: Lore Party Media!

Produced by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi

Music by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi

Sound Effects:

“Book Sounds” - Allsounds/Audionauti

“Evening Town” - Sword Coast Soundscapes

“Fire-in-fireplace-close-up-reverberant2” - silencyo__silencyo

“Glass-smash” - chewiesmissus

“egg_shells_cracked_mimicking_bone_breaking” - artninja

“Door opening 1” - Bowen707

“Crashing” - smmassuda

“R29-30-breaking-wooden-poles” - craigsmith

“Fetid Swamp” - Sword Coast Soundscapes

“Car-door-open-and-close-2” - nachtmahrtv

“vehicle-small_car_burnout_version-1” - scott_snailham

“Tires-squeaking” - rutgermuller

“Big Water Splash” - qubodup

“Gloves-latex-rubber-snap” - kyles

Additional sound effects by Noah Perito

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Oddjobs (Arc 3) | Ch. 1: First Day on the Job

Tue, 14 Jan 2025 14:00:00 -0000

Ever have just the craziest first day at work ever? Jassifer and Clover LEAP into their first mission from HQ: traveling to a new world to help a village named Stincan's Gowt with their dragon-related issues.

Special thanks to our network, Lore Party Media; and to our patrons for their support! You can become a Patreon patron for as little as $1 a month and still support the show!

Produced by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi

Music by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi

Sound Effects:

“Book Sounds” - Allsounds/Audionauti

“Mad-scientist-lab-loopable” - ramonmineiro

“Subway-door-close” - tweeterdj

“Elevator-ding” - collierhscolinlib

“elevator_strange_grinding” - zabuhailo

“Stonedoor-closingwithboom” - audiotorpedo

“Portal-idle” - couchhero

“Tires-squeaking” - rutgermuller

“Teleport” - outroelison

“Teleport-24b” - blendcache

“Time-stop” - damnsatinist

“Time-slow-down” - patricklieberkind

“Bamf” - themfish

“Fetid Swamp” - Sword Coast Soundscapes

“Car-door-open-and-close-2” - nachtmahrtv

“Door opening 1” - Bowen707

“Fire-in-fireplace-close-up-reverberant2” - silencyo__silencyo

“Wooden door smash” - Eneasz

“Evening Town” - Sword Coast Soundscapes

Additional sound effects by Noah Perito

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Oddjobs Office Memo (2)

Tue, 17 Dec 2024 14:00:00 -0000

Thank you employees for your hard work this year. While we only acknowledge the FISCAL year's end, we WILL grant your requested PTO. See you in January for your first mission! And if you miss us before then, check out our Patreon, where we'll be releasing a very special Oddjobs-themed holiday episode!

(And a reminder you can also watch ad-free vodcasts and get tons of bonus content (like our after-show, monthly hour+ long episodes, the digital score to the show, and more) there... there being on our Patreon!!! We could NOT make this show without our gorgeous, tragic patrons!)

Produced by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi

Music by Noah Perito

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Oddjobs (Arc 2) | Ch. 4: Team Meeting

Tue, 10 Dec 2024 14:00:00 -0000

OFFICIALLY onboarded as an employee of Oddjobs LLC, it's time for Jass to get a tour of HQ and meet a few of her... unusual coworkers. Next on our Patreon: the Afterlife (our exclusive Patreon aftershow) and a special Oddjobs themed holiday episode!

Special thanks to Bodie @bodieh https://www.slowquest.com/ for letting us use his Magi-Vend! Support him on his Patreon: https://www.slowquest.com/patreon

Produced by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi

Music by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi

Thank you to our network, Lore Party Media!

Sound Effects:

“Book Sounds” - AllSounds/Audionauti

“Elevator-ding” - collierhs-colinlib

“Elevator” - kgarman314

“elevator_strange_grinding” - zabuhailo

“Fireball-whoosh” - robinhood76

“Subway-door-close” - tweeterdj

“Mad-scientist-lab-loopable” - ramonmineiro

“Door opening 1” - Bowen707

“Fetid Swamp” - Sword Coast Soundscapes

“Klaxon Alarm Sound” - Lord Sandwich

“Bamf” - themfish

“Robot-walking-demo” - kwahmah-02

Additional sound effects by Noah Perito

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Oddjobs (Arc 2) | Ch. 3: Trial Period

Tue, 03 Dec 2024 14:00:00 -0000

An interview with Odessa Magisteria, the CEO of Oddjobs: what an opportunity! Now Jassifer just needs to make it out through the trial process... alive.

Special thanks to our network, Lore Party Media; and to our patrons for their support! You can become a Patreon patron for as little as $1 a month and still support the show!

Produced by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi

Music by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi

Sound Effects:

“Book Sounds” - AllSounds/Audionauti

“Cracking-earthquake-cracking-soil-cracking-stone” - uagadugu

“Fireball-whoosh” - robinhood76

“Fire-in-fireplace-close-up-reverberant” - silencyo__silencyo

“Whip-crack” - scifisounds

“Bam” - themfish

“Door opening 1” - Bowen707

“Glass-smash” -chewiesmiss

All sound effects from ⁠Freesound.org⁠, unless listed under AllSounds/Audionauti, background sound effects, Free Audio Zone, Fun With Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Live Wallpaper Master, Michaël Ghelfi, OmarSounds, Relaxing Recordings, Royalty Free FX, Sound Effect Database, Studiomod, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Viral Vids NL.

Additional sound effects by Noah Perito

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Oddjobs (Arc 2) | Ch. 2: The Interview

Tue, 26 Nov 2024 14:00:00 -0000

Arriving at Oddjobs HQ, Jassifer meets the mysterious woman in charge, and makes the most of a unique employment opportunity!

We're a proud Lore Party Media podcast! Check out their other shows, and check out our Patreon as well, where we release bonus content every month - like this month's Content Surge, where we're watching and reviewing Krull (1983)!

Produced by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi

Music by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi

Sound Effects:

“Book Sounds” - AllSounds/Audionauti

“Nyc-ambience” - purpleaux

“Hissing-metal” - vibe_crc-24b

“Crashing” - smmassuda

“Car-door-opening-05” - pnmcarrierailfan

“Evening Town” - Sword Coast Soundscapes

“Doorbells-5”? - happyband

“Radio07” - theplax

“Apartment-entrance-someone-buzzed-in-door-open-hallway-steps-echo-bgsound” - Kyles

“Hp-office-keyboard” - Geoff-bremner-audio

“High-performance-car-engine-turning-over-wont-start” - mrrap4food

“Elevator-ding” - colliershs-colinlib

“Arcane Gate” - Michaël Ghelfi

“01-elevator-up” - soundslikewillem

“Mysterious Jungle” - Michaël Ghelfi

“Mad-scientist-lab-loopable” - ramonmineiro

“Door opening 1” - Bowen707

“Bamf” - themfish

“Record scratch” - Luffy

“Subway-door-close” - tweeterdj

“High Heels Sound Effect” - background sound effects

All sound effects from ⁠Freesound.org⁠, unless listed under AllSounds/Audionauti, background sound effects, Free Audio Zone, Fun With Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Live Wallpaper Master, Michaël Ghelfi, OmarSounds, Relaxing Recordings, Royalty Free FX, Sound Effect Database, Studiomod, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Viral Vids NL.

Additional sound effects by Noah Perito

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Oddjobs (Arc 2) | Ch. 1: Carpool Chaos

Tue, 19 Nov 2024 14:00:00 -0000

Fleeing the lich formerly known as Grimgrave's rotten lair, Jassifer hitches a (bumpy) ride with Clover. Their destination? Oddjobs Headquarters.

We're a proud Lore Party Media podcast! Check out their other shows, and check out our Patreon as well, where we are working hard to release bonus content multiple times EVERY! SINGLE! MONTH!

Produced by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi

Music by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi

Sound Effects:

“Book Sounds” - AllSounds/Audionauti

“Crashing” - smmassuda

“Portal-idle” - couchhero

“Device-powering-up” - spoonsandlessspoons

“Bamf” - themfish

“Nyc-ambience” - purpleaux

“Crowd-in-panic” - ienba

“Vehicle-small_car_burnout_version-1” - scott_snailham

“Crack-glass” - 13fpanska-cerny-jan

“Time-slow-down” - Patricklieberkind

“Gut-a-blastix” - rolandseer

“Metal-gate-01” - silentstrikez

“Horse Gallop Sound Effect” - Sound Effect Database

All sound effects from ⁠Freesound.org⁠, unless listed under AllSounds/Audionauti, Free Audio Zone, Fun With Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Live Wallpaper Master, Michaël Ghelfi, OmarSounds, Relaxing Recordings, Royalty Free FX, Sound Effect Database, Studiomod, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Viral Vids NL.

Additional sound effects by Noah Perito

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Oddjobs Office Memo (1)

Tue, 12 Nov 2024 14:00:00 -0000

Thank you, honored employees, for your hard work through Arc 1 of our newest campaign. We'll be back in office next Tuesday, with the first episode of Arc 2! Then it's off to Oddjobs HQ for orientation - bring a pencil and your resurrected soul. <3

(And a reminder you can watch ad-free vodcasts and get tons of bonus content (like our after-show, monthly hour+ long episodes, the digital score to the show, and more) on our Patreon. We could NOT make this show without our stunning beautiful patrons!)

Produced by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi

Music by Noah Perito

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Oddjobs (Arc 1) | Ch. 4: Exit Strategy

Tue, 05 Nov 2024 14:00:00 -0000

In this finale of Arc I of Oddjobs, Jass and Clover fight their way out of the dungeon formerly known as Grimgrave's lair, encountering cultists and the world's worst designated driver.

We'll be off next week between arcs but BACK on November 19th with the first episode of Arc 2!

You can hear ad-free episodes, watch the vodcast version of our show, access our musical library for your own D&D sessions, and listen to hundreds of hours of bonus content (like monthly bonus episodes and our talk-back show, The Afterlife), all on our Patreon!

We're a proud member of Lore Party Media, a network of podcasts dedicated to celebrating the power of stories. You can come chat about the show in our Discord channel!

Produced by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi

Music by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi

Sound Effects:

“Book Sounds” - AllSounds/Audionauti

“Catacombs” - Swordcoast Soundscapes

“Record Scratch” - Luffy

“Rock-tumble-2” - stubb

“Metal-gate-01” - silentstrikez

“Wooden door smash” - Eneasz

“Sliding-stone-slab-simulation” - timbre

“Stonedoor-closingwithboom” - audiotorpedo

“Evening Town” - Sword Coast Soundscapes

“Crashing” - smmassuda

“Glass-smash” - chewiesmissus

“Window breaking” - m1a2t3z4

“High-performance-car-engine-turning-over-won’t-start” - mrrap4food

“Vintage Army Jeep Driving Off Road Sound Effect” - Sound Effect Database

“Time-slow-down” - Patricklieberkind

“Timestop” - damnsatinist

“Bamf” - themfish

Additional sound effects by Noah Perito.

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Oddjobs (Arc 1) | Ch. 3: New Hire

Tue, 29 Oct 2024 13:00:00 -0000

Jassifer and Clover dungeon delve... in reverse. Watch out for Goo.

You can hear ad-free episodes, watch the vodcast version of our show, access our musical score for your own D&D sessions, and listen to hundreds of hours of bonus content (like monthly bonus episodes and our talk-back show, The Afterlife), all on our Patreon!

We're a proud member of Lore Party Media, a network of podcasts dedicated to celebrating the power of stories. You can come chat about the show in our Discord channel!

Produced by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi

Music by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi

Sound Effects:

“Book Sounds” - AllSounds/Audionauti

“Catacombs” - Swordcoast Soundscapes

“Sliding-stone-slab-simulation” - timbre

“Metal-gate-01” - silentstrikez

“Crashing” - smmassuda

Additional sound effects by Noah Perito.

All sound effects from ⁠Freesound.org⁠, unless listed under AllSounds/Audionauti, Free Audio Zone, Fun With Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Live Wallpaper Master, Michaël Ghelfi, OmarSounds, Relaxing Recordings, Royalty Free FX, Studiomod, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Viral Vids NL.

Additional sound effects by Noah Perito.

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Oddjobs (Arc 1) | Ch. 2: In Debt

Tue, 22 Oct 2024 13:00:00 -0000

New quest, new me~ Jassifer wakes up under a brand new contract.

We're a proud member of Lore Party Media, a network of podcasts dedicated to celebrating the power of stories. You can come chat about the show in our Discord channel!

Produced by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi

Music by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi

Sound Effects:

“Book Sounds” - AllSounds/Audionauti

“Catacombs” - Sword Coast Soundscapes

“Metal-gate-01” - silentstrikez

“Stonedoor-closingwithboom” - audiotorpedo

“Arrow-strike” - plantmonkey

“Glass-smash” - chewiesmissus

“Crack-glass” - 13fpanska-cerny-jan

All sound effects from ⁠Freesound.org⁠, unless listed under AllSounds/Audionauti, Free Audio Zone, Fun With Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Live Wallpaper Master, Michaël Ghelfi, OmarSounds, Relaxing Recordings, Royalty Free FX, Studiomod, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Viral Vids NL.

Additional sound effects by Noah Perito.

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Oddjobs (Arc 1) | Ch. 1: The End

Tue, 15 Oct 2024 13:00:00 -0000

Hello, and welcome... to Oddjobs!

In this season premiere, we meet Jassifer the no-nonsense goblin commander at the pinnacle of her greatest mission: defeating Grimgrave, the powerful lich that resides over her cursed land of Erdheim...

The next episode (Chapter 2: In Debt) will be released to our patrons at 10am EST TODAY! You can find it and tons of other bonus content on our Patreon.

We are thrilled to be a new part of Lore Party Media, a network of podcasts dedicated to celebrating the power of stories! You can come chat about the show in our Discord channel!

Produced by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi

Music by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi

Sound Effects:

“Book Sounds” - AllSounds/Audionauti

“Catacombs” - Sword Coast Soundscapes

“Stonedoor-closingwithboom” - audiotorpedo

“Waterfall-small-d” - inspectorj

“Sword-clash-and-slide” - Fun with Sound

“Gut-a-blastix” - rolandseer

“Cracking-earthquake-cracking-soil-cracking-stone” - uagadugu

“Big Water Splash” - qubodup

“Lightningcrash” - noisenoir

All sound effects from ⁠Freesound.org⁠, unless listed under AllSounds/Audionauti, Free Audio Zone, Fun With Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Live Wallpaper Master, Michaël Ghelfi, OmarSounds, Relaxing Recordings, Royalty Free FX, Studiomod, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Viral Vids NL.

Additional sound effects by Noah Perito.

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Campaign 3: Oddjobs | Session 0

Tue, 08 Oct 2024 13:00:00 -0000

We are SO back! Next Tuesday, October 15th, we launch ourselves into a new campaign, a new world, new characters, new allies and foes - but the same old us - with the first episode of Campaign 3: Oddjobs!

We are thankful + psyched to be part of Lore Party Media. Check out their shows at loreparty.com!

Music by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi

Produced by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi

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How to Try Not To Die! (An Intro to D&D Podcasts)

Tue, 01 Oct 2024 13:00:00 -0000

Ever wanted to listen to Try Not To Die, or another great Dungeons & Dragons podcast, but literally have no idea what is going on? Trying to get your grandma into the show? Just want to get into tabletop roleplaying games in general? Here's a quick primer on the mechanics of D&D 5E and how they play into an actual-play!

Send this to your grandma! Now!

Music by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi

Produced by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi

Sound Effects:

“Simulated wood crash 02” - Jagadamba

“Wood splintering” - craigsmith

“Fireball-whoosh” - robinhood76

“Fire-in-fireplace-close-up-reverberant2” - silencyo__silencyo

“Explosion 01” - tommccann

Additional sound effects by Noah Perito

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Announcement! - Summer 2024

Tue, 16 Jul 2024 13:00:00 -0000

GREETINGS ADVENTURERS! We hope you're enjoying your summer - just popping in to give an update of what's going on this for US this summer as well as when you can expect new mainfeed content. Thank you as always for your support, and until next time, TRY NOT TO DIE!

Produced by Lisa Condemi, Ashley Goodwin, and Noah Perito.

Music by Lisa Condemi and Noah Perito.

Sound Effects:

"Daytime Forest" - Sword Coast Soundscapes

“Book Sounds” - AllSounds/Audionauti

Additional sound effects by Noah Perito.

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Musemakers - Ch 9: Stories (Part 2)

Tue, 09 Apr 2024 13:00:00 -0000

And we’re back! The finale of Musemakers continues with the ninth challenge: 3 Bards. 3 stories. 1 wish on the line. Who will be the one to amuse the muses?

Thank you all for supporting us through this, our second campaign - words cannot express how grateful we are to have you as a fan of the show. We of course have to give a special thanks to our Eldritch patrons - ALL HAIL! Anita, Any Major Dude, Ashley, Becca B, Bugroots, Colleen, Coll and Ian, Eclair, Elana, Emily, Grace, Hope, Jacob, James, Jeff, Joey, Karen, Kate, Katie, Leo, May, Morgan, Nat, Nekola, Paige, Patrick, Roni, Sahara, and of course, our PRODUCER PADDY Patrick Brandstätter and PRODUCER DADDIES Drew Bailey, Sam Golden, Becca Mount and Rose Evelyn Campbell - we thank you for these podcasting powers, and promise to raise hell in your names!

If you would like to become an eldritch patron check out our ⁠Patreon⁠! We will be posting bonus content throughout our break between campaigns, so go sign up to get access to that and HUNDREDS of hours of bonus content we've already released!

Produced by Noah Perito, Lisa Condemi and Ashley Goodwin

Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi

Sound Effects:

“Small Marketplace” - Sword coast Soundscapes

“Portal-idle” - couchhero

“Crowd-cheering-soft-cheering-and-chatter” - gregorquendel

“Stonedoor-closingwithboom” - audiotorpedo

“Sitcom Laughter Applause” - Gaming Sound Effect

“Microphone Feedback” - Sound FX

“Gut-a-blastix” - rolandseer

“Big Switch Sound Effects” - All Sounds

“Cracking-earthquake-cracking-soil-cracking-stone” - uagadugu

“Crowd-in-panic” - ienba

“Battle with Monsters and Magic” - Michaël Ghelfi

“Bamf” - themfish

“Fireball-whoosh” - robinhood76

“Explosion with Ear Ringing” - Royalty Free FX

“Lightningcrash” - noisenoir

“01326-falling-broken-mandoline-1” - robinhood76

“Window breaking” - m1a2t3z4

“Flesh-rip” - alvarojmarquez

“Fire-in-fireplace-close-up-reverberant2” - silencyo__silencyo

“Teleport” - outroelison

“Teleporter-24b” - blendcache

“Time-stop” - damnsatinist

“R29-30-breaking-wooden-poles” - Craigsmith

“Metal-gate-01” - silentstrikez

“Snapping-chain_1” - cosmicembers

“Soothing Night Forest Sounds - 1 Hour Ambient Soundscape - For Sleep & Relaxation” - Live Wallpaper Master

“Sword-clash-and-slide” - Fun with Sound

“Big Water Splash” - qubodup

“Book Sounds” - AllSounds/Audionauti

All sound effects from Freesound.org, unless listed under AllSounds/Audionauti, Free Audio Zone, Fun With Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Live Wallpaper Master, Michaël Ghelfi, Relaxing Recordings, Royalty Free FX, Studiomod, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Viral Vids NL.

Additional sound effects by Noah Perito.

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Musemakers - Ch 9: Stories (Part I)

Tue, 26 Mar 2024 13:00:00 -0000

Welcome... to the FINALE of Musemakers! In this first installment of our tale's finale, the curtain begins to fall- and so does the facade.

Join us on Patreon for monthly bonus content and our post-episode talk-back show, The Afterlife!

Produced by Noah Perito, Lisa Condemi and Ashley Goodwin 
Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi

Sound Effects:

“Crowd-cheering-soft-cheering-and-chatter” - gregorquendel 
“Small Marketplace” - Sword Coast Soundscapes
 “Soothing Night Forest Sounds - 1 Hour Ambient Soundscape - For Sleep & Relaxation” - Live Wallpaper Master
“Lightningcrash” - noisenoir
“Gut-a-blastix” - rolandseer
“Hissing metal” - vibe_crc-24b
“Magpie” - straget
“Quiet Tavern” - Sword Coast Soundscapes
“Sword-clash-and-slide” - Fun with Sound
“Fireball-whoosh” - robinhood76
“Champagne Glass” - idabrandao
“Forest Daytime” - Sword Coast Soundscapes
“Portal-idle” - couchhero
“Wind Temple” - Michaël Ghelfi
“Fairy Dust Sound Effect” - Free Audio Zone
“Crashing” - Smmassuda “Book Sounds” - AllSounds/Audionauti

Additional sound effects by Noah Perito

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Musemakers - Ch 8: Astronomy

Tue, 12 Mar 2024 13:00:00 -0000

This time... on Musemakers! There exist secrets, past and present. Only the stars may illuminate the path to the truth.

Join us on Patreon for our monthly talk-back show and bonus episodes! Your support is priceless to us. <3

Produced by Noah Perito, Lisa Condemi and Ashley Goodwin

Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi

Sound Effects:

“Crowd-cheering-soft-cheering-and-chatter” - gregorquendel

“Portal-idle” - couchhero

“Small Marketplace” - Sword Coast Soundscapes

“Cracking-earthquake-cracking-soil-cracking-stone” - uagadugu

“Big Water Splash” - qubodup

“Underwater” - Sword Coast Soundscapes

“Swimming Breaking Surface” - 13gpanskavalachristoffer

“Calm Sea Sailing” - Sword Coast Soundscapes

“Lightningcrash” - noisenoir

“Mysterious Jungle” - Michaël Ghelfi

“Blizzard” - Michaël Ghelfi

“Hissing-metal” - vibe_crc-24b

“Water Dripping” - noahtheinfuriator

“Timber-tree-falling-1” - matt_beer

“Real T-Rex” - Studiomod

“City Sewer” - Sword Coast Soundscapes

“Time-stop” - damnsatinist

“Laugh-group-of-children” - funwithsound

“brazilian_waterfall_river” - superstudiobr

“Crowd-boo” - deleted-user2104797

“Gasp” - zerocarina

“Book Sounds” - AllSounds/Audionauti

Additional sound effects by Noah Perito

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Musemakers: Mid-Season Recap!

Tue, 05 Mar 2024 14:00:00 -0000

Here's what's happened so far... on this season of Musemakers!

With the flames of competition growing ever hotter, the fates of the contestants AND the judges are at stake...

We'll be back next #TNTDTuesday with the eighth episodes of Musemakers! In the meantime, join us over on our Patreon for monthly bonus content!

Produced by Noah Perito, Ashley Goodwin & Lisa Condemi

Music by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi

Sound Effects:

Produced by Lisa Condemi, Ashley Goodwin, and Noah Perito.

Music by Lisa Condemi and Noah Perito.

Sound Effects:

“Crowd-cheering-soft-cheering-and-chatter” - gregorquendel

“Book Sounds” - AllSounds/Audionauti

All sound effects from Freesound.org, unless listed under AllSounds/Audionauti, Free Audio Zone, Fun With Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Live Wallpaper Master, Michaël Ghelfi, Royalty Free FX, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Viral Vids NL.

Additional sound effects by Noah Perito

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Announcement! - Spring 2024

Tue, 27 Feb 2024 14:00:00 -0000

HOORAY ANOTHER SCHEDULING UPDATE!!! Thank you all for your patience as we march into the mess that 2024 has decided to become. Don't forget to check our socials @trynottodiepod for more updates and, of course, our patreon https://www.patreon.com/trynottodiepod for all our bonus content!

Produced by Lisa Condemi, Ashley Goodwin, and Noah Perito.

Music by Lisa Condemi and Noah Perito.

Sound Effects:

“Book Sounds” - AllSounds/AudionautiAdditional

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Musemakers - Ch 7: Tragedy

Tue, 20 Feb 2024 14:00:00 -0000

THIS WEEK, on Musemakers: Things outside of the competition begin to heat up.

Produced by Noah Perito, Lisa Condemi and Ashley Goodwin Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi

Sound Effects: “Small Marketplace” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Soothing Night Forest Sounds - 1 Hour Ambient Soundscape - For Sleep & Relaxation” - Live Wallpaper Master “Door opening 1” - Bowen707 “Big Water Splash” - qubodup “Cracking-earthquake-cracking-soil-cracking-stone” - uagadugu “Fireball-whoosh” - robinhood76 “Explosion with Ear Ringing” - Royalty Free FX “Crowd-in-panic” - Ienba “Battle with Monsters and Magic” - Michaël Ghelfi “Fire-in-fireplace-close-up-reverberant2” - silencyo__silencyo “Ice-frost-spell-skill” - I eminyildirim “Hissing-metal” - vibe_crc-24b “Wind Temple” - Michaël Ghelfi “Indoor-adult-murmur-large-group” - splicesound “Gasp” - zerocarina “Forest Daytime” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Metal-gate-01” - silentstrikez| “Stonedoor-closingwithboom” - audiotorpedo “Working-with-hammer-on-anvil-1” - arnaud-coutancier “Portal-idle” - couchhero “Crowd-cheering-soft-cheering-and-chatter” - gregorquendel “Town Traffic On A Wet Road - No Copyright Sound Effects” - Audio Library “Car-horns-morocco” - jjamespacap “Cellphone-alarm-clock-long” - greenworm “Bong-rip-full” - rentless “Lightningcrash” - noisenoir “30 minutes of New York Subway Sounds” - Relaxing Recordings “Subway-door-close” - tweeterdj “gore_gory_blood_smash_flesh_murder_bone_break” - ericssoundschmiede “Breaking-bones” - sheyvan “Entrance-bell” - zott820 “Angry-crowd-fight” - mrrap4food “Sword-clash-and-slide” - Fun with Sound “R29-30-breaking-wooden-poles” - Craigsmith “Simulated wood crash 02” - Jagadamba “Crashing” - smmassuda “Bamf” - themfish “Window breaking” - m1a2t3z4 “Glass-smash” - chewiesmissu “Wind-blowing-and-howling-in-a-plastic-bottle-in-the-desert-of-chile” - felixbe “Crack-glass” - 13fpanska-cerny-jan “Book Sounds” - AllSounds/AudionautiAll sound effects from Freesound.org, unless listed under AllSounds/Audionauti, Free Audio Zone, Fun With Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Live Wallpaper Master, Michaël Ghelfi, Relaxing Recordings, Royalty Free FX, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Viral Vids NL.Additional sound effects by Noah Perito

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Musemakers - Ch 6: History

Tue, 06 Feb 2024 14:33:50 -0000

THIS WEEK, ON MUSEMAKERS! Shabby alliances crumble under the pressure! Iconia shares more about her motivations! And the contestants are buzzing to start the next muse's challenge!

Join our Patreon for monthly bonus episodes and our talk-back show, The Afterlife!

Produced by Noah Perito, Lisa Condemi, and Ashley Goodwin

Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi

Sound Effects: “Small Marketplace” - Sword Coast Soundscapes

“Crowd-cheering-soft-cheering-and-chatter” - gregorquendel

“Dishes Falling Smashing Sound Effects” - All Sounds

“Ariana Grande’s ACAPPELLA Whistle Notes” - Youtube Shorts

“Soothing Night Forest Sounds - 1 Hour Ambient Soundscape - For Sleep & Relaxation” - Live Wallpaper Master

“Forest Daytime” - Sword Coast Soundscapes

“Wind Temple” - Michaël Ghelfi

“Door opening 1” - Bowen707

“Portal-idle” - couchhero

“Stonedoor-closingwithboom” - audiotorpedo

“Sliding-stone-slab-simulation” - timbre

“Sitcom laughter applause” - Gaming Sound FX

“Sitcom crowd ooh” - SamGordonRHK “Book Sounds” - AllSounds/Audionauti

Additional sound effects by Noah Perito

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Musemakers - Ch 5: Love

Tue, 23 Jan 2024 14:00:00 -0000

This time on Musemakers: Cupid's arrow strikes the hearts of every contestant as they embark on a love-themed challenge! Dito binges some prestige television, and Cora hunts for a missing contestant.

Join us next Tuesday 1/30 on our twitch @trynottodiepod for our fourth annual birthday livestream! We can't believe we've been making this show for FOUR YEARS, and we want to celebrate with you! Keep an eye on our Instagram or Patreon for timing deets.

And as always, join us on Patreon for monthly Afterlife and bonus episodes!

Produced by Noah Perito, Lisa Condemi, and Ashley Goodwin

Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi

Sound Effects: “Crowd-cheering-soft-cheering-and-chatter” - gregorquendel “Small Marketplace” - Sword Coast Soundscapes

“Soothing Night Forest Sounds - 1 Hour Ambient Soundscape - For Sleep & Relaxation” - Live Wallpaper Master

“Magpie” - straget

“Hissing metal” - vibe_crc-24b_1 “Portal-idle” - couchhero

“Bamf” - themfish

“Wind Temple” - Michaël Ghelfi

“R29-30-breaking-wooden-poles” - craigsmith

“Wooden door smash” - Eneasz

“Forest Daytime” - Sword Coast Soundscapes

“Stonedoor-closingwithboom” - audiotorpedo

“gasp” - zerocarina

“Large-crowd-medium-distance-stereo” - eguobyte

“Sitcom crowd ooh” - SamGordonRHK

“Sitcom laughter applause” - Gaming Sound FX

“Cracking-earthquake-cracking-soil-cracking-stone” - uagadugu “Book Sounds” - AllSounds/Audionauti

Additional sound effects by Noah Perito

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Announcement! - January 2024

Tue, 09 Jan 2024 18:00:00 -0000

HELLO and HAPPY NEW YEAR! Just popping in to keep you updated on the months ahead, and the second half of our Musemakers campaign. For our Birthday Livestream on January 30th be sure to follow us on twitch: twitch.tv/trynottodiepod and twitch.tv/noahtheinfuriator

Produced by Lisa Condemi, Ashley Goodwin, and Noah Perito.

Music by Lisa Condemi and Noah Perito.

Sound Effects:

“Book Sounds” - AllSounds/Audionauti

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Musemakers - Ch 4: Dance

Tue, 19 Dec 2023 14:00:00 -0000

This time, on Musemakers: the hunt for icons continues, Dito seeks out some unlikely allies, and Cora is left to stand as a pillar on her own.

We'll be taking a break for the holidays and some travel, and will be BACK with the 5th episode of Musemakers in late January. Until then, check out more Loose Threads from Campaign One, episodes of the Afterlife, and a special Frostjoy-themed Content Surge, all on our Patreon!

Produced by: Noah Perito, Ashley Goodwin, Lisa Condemi

Music by: Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi

Sound Effects:

“Crowd-cheering-soft-cheering-and-chatter” - gregorquendel

“Small Marketplace” - Sword Coast Soundscapes

“Portal-idle” - couchhero

“Evening Town” - Sword Coast Soundscapes

“Sliding-stone-slab-simulation” - timbre

“Window breaking”- m1a2t3z4

“Foret Daytime” - Sword Coast Soundscapes

“Wind Temple” - Michaël Ghelfi

“Stonedoor-closingwithboom” - audiotorpedo

“Champagne-glasses” - idabrandao

“Magpie” - straget

“Sitcom laughter applause” - Gaming Sound FX

“Cracking-earthquake-cracking-soil-cracking-stone” - uagadugu

“Blizzard” - Michaël Ghelfi

“Taking-photo-with-camera” - windwalk_entertainment

“Ariana Grande’s A Cappella Whistle Notes” - Youtube Shorts, Ariana Grande

“Hissing metal” - vibe_crc-24b_1

“Bamf” - themfish

“Fireball-whoosh” - robinhood76

“Explosion with Ear Ringing” - Royalty Free FX

“Fairy Dust Sound Effect” - Free Audio Zone

“Gut-a-blastix” - rolandseer

“Book Sounds” - AllSounds/Audionauti

All sound effects from Freesound.org, unless listed under AllSounds/Audionauti, Free Audio Zone, Fun With Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Michaël Ghelfi, Royalty Free FX, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Viral Vids NL.

Additional sound effects by Noah Perito

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Musemakers - Ch 3: Music

Tue, 19 Dec 2023 10:35:58 -0000

This week, on Musemakers: Cora feels the sting of guilt while Dito rubs shoulders with the greats and begins his own search for an icon. Will our bards prove they have perfect pitch? Or will they find themselves falling flat? Let’s find out!

Apologies for the audio quality issues, we had a microphone issue caused by our move to remote recording that has since been resolved.

Episodes of Musemakers premiere bi-weekly on Tuesdays!

Produced by Noah Perito, Ashley Goodwin, and Lisa Condemi Music by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi

Sound Effects:

“Crowd-cheering-soft-cheering-and-chatter” - Gregorquendel

“Small Marketplace” - Sword Coast Soundscapes

“Evening Town” - Sword Coast Soundscapes

“Magpie” - straget

“Forest Daytime” - Sword Coast Soundscapes

“Wind Temple” - Michaël Ghelfi

“Stonedoor-closingwithboom” - audiotorpedo

“Cracking-earthquake-cracking-soil-cracking-stone” - uagadugu

“Laughing Audience Sound Effect” - Gaming Sound FX

“Taking-a-photo-with-camera” - windwalk_entertainment

“Lightning crash” - noisenoir

“Whip-crack” - scifisounds

“Ariana Grande’s ACAPPELLA Whistle Notes” - Ariana Grande, Youtube Shorts

“Sword-clash-and-slide” - Fun With Sound

“Gut-a-blastix” - rolandseer

“Window breaking” - m1a2t3z4

“Book Sounds” - AllSounds/Audionauti

All sound effects from Freesound.org, unless listed under AllSounds/Audionauti, Free Audio Zone, Fun With Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Michaël Ghelfi, Sword Coast Soundscapes, Viral Vids NL, or Youtube Shorts.

Additional sound effects by Noah Perito

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Musemakers - Ch 2: Discipline

Tue, 21 Nov 2023 14:00:00 -0000

This week, on Musemakers: the hunt for icons is ON! Cora Lacrima catches up on some (un)assigned reading! and our contestants will prove just who has the discipline to be the greatest bard there is...!

Episodes of Musemakers premiere bi-weekly on Tuesdays! Catch monthly episodes of the Afterlife, the Content Surge, and other bonus content on our Patreon!

Produced by Noah Perito, Ashley Goodwin, and Lisa Condemi

Music by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi

Sound Effects:

“Forest Daytime” - Sword Coast Soundscapes

“Quiet Tavern” - Sword Coast Soundscapes

“Book Sounds” - AllSounds/Audionauti

“Wind Temple” - Michaël Ghelfi

“Fireball-whoosh” - robinhood76

“Small Marketplace” - Sword Coast Soundscapes

“Crowd-cheering-soft-cheering-and-chatter” - Gregorquendel

“Awww-than-applause-and-chattering” - xtrgamr

“Cracking-earthquake-cracking-soil-cracking-stone” - uagadugu

“Hissing Metal” - vibe_crc-24b

“Metal-gate-01” - silentstrikez

“Robot-walking-demo” - kwahmah

“Explosion with ear ringing” - Royalty Free FX

“Fairy Dust Sound Effect” - Free Audio Zone

“Explosion 01” - tommccann

“Bamf” - themfish|

All sound effects from Freesound.org, unless listed under AllSounds/Audionauti, Free Audio Zone, Fun With Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Michaël Ghelfi, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Viral Vids NL.

Additional sound effects by Noah Perito

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Musemakers - Official Promo

Sat, 11 Nov 2023 00:15:00 -0000

We'd like to tell you a story. One of passion, one of betrayal... and one of bards! Tune in next Tuesday, October 31st, for the first episode of Campaign II: Musemakers.

Produced by Noah Perito, Ashley Goodwin & Lisa Condemi

Music by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi

Sound Effects:

"Bamf" - themfish of freesound.org

"Book Sound Effects" - Allsounds

Additional sound effects by Noah Perito

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Musemakers - Ch. 1: Comedy

Tue, 07 Nov 2023 14:00:00 -0000

CAMPAIGN II PREMIERE

Welcome... to MUSEMAKERS! The bombastic battle of the bards where two competitors, above the rest, will compete for the greatest prize in the multiverse...

Musemakers will premiere biweekly on Tuesdays, with monthly episodes of The Afterlife, our talk-back show, plus more bonus content on our Patreon!

Produced by Noah Perito, Ashley Goodwin, and Lisa Condemi

Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi

Sound Effects:

“Crowd-cheering-soft-cheering-and-chatter” - Gregorquendel

“Stonedoor-closingwithboom” - audiotorpedo

“Large-crowd-medium-distance-stereo” - eguobyte

“Book Sound Effects” - Allsounds/Audionauti

“Forest Daytime” - Sword Coast Soundscapes

“Calm Sea Sailing” - Sword Coast Soundscapes

“Magpie” - straget_1

“Portal-idle” - couchhero

“Angry-crowd-fight” - mrrap4food

“Hotel-bell” - iwanplays

“Crowdmobriot-noise-voices-only-14-people-2-minutes-henry-iv” - fillmat

“Stampede” - bevibeldesign

“Laugh-group-of-children” - funwithsound

“Crack-glass” - 13fpanska-cerny-jan

“Window breaking” - m1a2t3z4

“Bamf” - themfish

“Sitcom laughter applause” - Gaming Sound FX

“Sliding-stone-slab-simulation” - timbre

“Clown Horn Sound Effect” - sound effects

“Sitcom Crowd OOH” - SamGordonRHK

“Laughing Audience Sound Effect” - Allsounds

“Taking-photo-with-camera” - windwalk_entertainment

“Crumpling-paper-fx” - jammaj

“Wind Temple” - Michaël Ghelfi

“Battle with Monsters and Magic” - Michaël Ghelfi

“Evening-in-the-country” - inchadney

“Fire-in-fireplace-close-up-reverberant2” - silencyo_silencyo

“Small Marketplace” - Sword Coast Soundscapes

“Fireball-whoosh” - robinhood76

“Hissing Metal” - vibe_crc-24b

“Crying-newborn-baby-child” - the_yura

All sound effects from Freesound.org, unless listed under AllSounds/Audionauti, Free Audio Zone, Fun With Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Michaël Ghelfi, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Viral Vids NL.

Additional sound effects by Noah Perito

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Musemakers: Session 0

Tue, 24 Oct 2023 12:30:08 -0000

Come one, come all to the most bombastic battle of the bards that has ever graced the multiverse’s eyes, ears, and souls! This... is MUSEMAKERS! an intergalactic show where your favorite bards will compete for a truly wish-worthy prize...

In this Session 0 for our second campaign, Dungeon Master Noah Perito teases the setting and backstory of the Musemakers competition, while Ashley Goodwin and Lisa Condemi discuss their potential PC's.

Produced by: Noah Perito, Ashley Goodwin, Lisa Condemi

Music by: Noah Perito, Lisa Condemi

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LOOSE THREAD: Battle for Driftin!

Tue, 10 Oct 2023 13:00:00 -0000

HARD CUT to the Mare Emara as we dive deep into what happened to Captain- sorry, Admiral Styx; Zola's pirate paramour, Cicirose; the crew of the Feralfree; and the floating city of Driftin, most recently seen falling under Empirical rule!

We'll be back next #TNTDTuesday with Session 0 of Campaign II: MUSEMAKERS!

Join our Patreon for the rest of the Loose Threads we're tying up!

"Book Sound Effects" - Allsounds/Audionauti

“Calm Sea Sailing” - Sword Coast Soundscapes

“Crowd-cheering-soft-cheering-and-chatter” - gregorquend

“Small Marketplace” - Sword Coast Soundscapes

“Ceremonial-cannon-fire” - dylansmithsound

“Big Water Splash” - qubodup

“Fairy Dust Sound Effect” - Free Audio Zone

“Fireball-whoosh” - robinhood76

“Bamf” - themfish

“Sword-clash-and-slide” - Fun with Sound

“Robot-walking-demo” - kwahmah-02

“Explosion 01” - tommccann

“Stonedoor-closingwithboom” - audiotorpedo

“Fire-in-fireplace-close-up-reverberant2” - silencyo__silencyo

“Battle with Monsters and Magic” - Michaël Ghelfi

"crashing" - smmassuda

“Metal-gate-01” - silentstrikez

“doorgate_a-heavy-metal-door-on-the-garden-gate” - newlocknew

“Arrow-strike” - plantmonkey

“Gut-a-blastix” - rolandseer

"cracking-earthquake-crackin-soil-cracking-stone" - uagadugu

All sounds from FreeSound.org (http://freesound.org/) (http://freesound.org/), (http://freesound.org/),) unless listed under AllSounds/AudioNauti, Free Audio Zone, Fun with Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Michaël Ghelfi, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Viral Vids NL.

Additional Sound Effects by Noah Perito.

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LOOSE THREAD: Battle of the Dragon Lords

Tue, 03 Oct 2023 13:00:00 -0000

FLASHING BACK... to Balderheim! Post-Zola and Erza's escape from Avaricci, we pick up with our two dragon lords, Anacra and Frigiditch (plus Frigiditch's most unhinged servant, Bikamint)!

Who will come out as the scaly victor, and who will take possession of the Evoker Stone?

The sequel to this episode will be coming out on our Patreon this week! Follow us there for even amore Loose Thread episodes. :)

RE-UPLOADED WITH AUDIO! Apologies for the inconvenience.

Sound Effects:

“Book Sound Effects" - Allsounds/Audionauti

“Blizzard” - Michaël Ghelfi

“Battle with Monsters and Magic” - Michaël Ghelfi

“Crowd-in-panic” - ienba

“Ice-frost-spell-skill” - I eminyildirim

“Fireball-whoosh” - robinhood76

“Explosion 01” - tommccann

“Fire-in-fireplace-close-up-reverberant2” - silencyo__silencyo

“Cracking-earthquake-cracking-soil-cracking-stone” - uagadugu

“Lightningcrash” - noisenoir

“Whip-crack” - scifisounds

“Sword-clash-and-slide” - Fun with Sound

“Bamf” - themfish

“Champagne glasses” - idabrandao

“Gut-a-blastix” - rolandseer

“Crowd-cheering-soft-cheering-and-chatter” - gregorquendel

All sounds from Freesound.org (http://Freesound.org) unless listed under Allsounds/Audionauti, Fun with Sound, Michaël Ghelfi, or Sword Coast Soundscapes.

Additional sound effects by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi.

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LOOSE THREAD: The Tournament of Tides

Tue, 26 Sep 2023 13:00:00 -0000

FLASHING BACK to months before the Campaign One finale... Join us south of the capital in the pirate city of S'bagliare, where Captain Styx and the crew of the Feral Free throw a battle-frenzied birthday bash for the local ruler: Duke Delmar Todesbringer!

Happy fall, we MISSED you! We're bringing this Content Surge out of the ol' Patreon vault and onto the main feed. Speaking of Patreon: before we step together into Campaign II, we'll be publishing a few more "Loose Threads," episodes where we tie up the final items left on the Smycolytes' agenda. Our $5+ patrons will get first access to the newest episodes, and they'll trickle onto the main feed throughout the year. It's a splendid time to support us if you're wondering what ever happened to Erza and Bikamint, or the kraken Kal Amar, or Nula the necromantic demilich, or Quince's mom.....

Produced by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi
Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi

Sound Effects:

“Coastal Town” - Sword Coast Soundscapes

“Calm Sea Sailing” - Sword Coast Soundscapes

“Crowd-cheering-soft-cheering-and-chatter” - Gregorquendel

"Splash sw3" - Setuniman

“Three cannon shots” - originalmaja

“Breaking-wooden-poles” - Craigsmith

“Water Gushing” Jakobthiesen

“Fireball-whoosh” - robinhood76

“Explosion_01 - tommccann”

“Hissing metal” - vibe_crc

“Awww-than-applause-and-cheering” - xtrgamr

“Disappointed-crowd” - unchaz

“Sonar” - infobandit

“Fire-in-fireplace-close-up-reverberant2” - silencyo__silencyo

“Cracking-earthquake-cracking-soil-cracking-stone” - uagadugu

“Arrow-strike” - plantmonkey

“Large-crowd-medium-distance-stereo” - eguobyte

“Book Sounds Effects" - AllSounds/Audionauti

All listed sounds found on Freesound.org unless noted with “Sword Coast Soundscapes”

Additional Sound Effects by Noah Perito

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The Afterlife: Campaign One

Tue, 27 Jun 2023 13:00:00 -0000

In this final (for now) episode of our usually Patreon-exclusive talk-back show, The Afterlife, we'll be chatting all things finale, and reflecting on Campaign One as a whole.

Thank you for listening! We'll be back this fall with more TNTD. For now, follow us on our socials to stay updated on any bonus content, our upcoming musical episode, and Campaign Two!

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Chapter One Hundred: Oh, Behold the End

Tue, 13 Jun 2023 23:00:36 -0000

As the end of the world draws near, our heroes hold tightly to the pain, the love, and the joy that make up every part of it. FINALE OF CAMPAIGN ONE.

Thank you, thank you, thank you for listening- we were truly lucky to tell this story with you all. We'll be back in the fall with Campaign Two of Try Not To Die.

Produced by Noah Perito, Lisa Condemi and Ashley Goodwin

Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi

ALL HAIL OUR ELDRITCH PATRONS! Especially Anita, Any Major Dude, Ashley, Becca B, Colleen, Eclair, Elana, Emily, Grace, Hope , Jacob, James, Jeff, Joey, Kate, Katie, Leo, May, Morgan, Nat, Nekola, Paige, Patrick, Roni, and Sahara. And of course, our PRODUCER PADDY Patrick Brandstätter and PRODUCER DADDIES Drew Bailey, Sam Golden, Becca Mount and Rose Evelyn Campbell. We thank you for these podcasting powers, and promise to raise hell in your name, now and always.

Sound Effects:

“Book Sound Effects” - AllSounds/AudioNauti

“Mysterious Jungle” - Michaël Ghelfi 

“Portal-idle” - couchhero

"device-powering-up" - spoonsandlessspoons

 "teleport" - outroelison

"teleporter-24b" - blendcache

"bamf" - themfish

"fire-in-fireplace-close-up-reverberant" - silencyo__silencyo

"Small Marketplace" - Sword Coast Soundscapes

"Door opening 1" - Bowen707

"That darn dinner bell" - CGEffex

“Quiet Tavern" - Sword Coast Soundscapes

"marching-3" - webbfilmsuk

"robot-walking-demo" - kwahmah

“Gut-a-blastix” - rolandseer

"grocery-drop" - shelbyshark

"dropping-carrier-bag-containing-bottles-on-table" - fmaudio

"cracking-earthquake-cracking-soil-cracking-stone" - uagadugu

"crowd-in-panic" - ienba

"crashing" - smmassuda 

"Battle with Monsters and Magic" - Michaël Ghelfi

“Big Water Splash” - qubodup

"Wood splintering" - craigsmith

"Lightningcrash" - noisenoir

"ocarina-trill-shaman-canyon-01-g" - carloscarty

"jazz-bar-people-ambience-la-fontaine-copenhagen" - msxp

"Forest Daytime" - Sword Coast Soundscapes

"stonedoor-closingwithboom" - audiotorpedo

"fireball-whoosh" - robinhood76

"Wooden door smash" - Eneasz

"champagne glasses" - idabrandao

"Sword-clash-and-slide" - Fun with Sound

"Fairy Dust Sound Effect" - Free Audio Zone

"Dark Elves City" - Michaël Ghelfi

"hissing metal" - vibe_crc-24b

"explosion 01" - tommccann

“Sparks” - erh

“Crowd-cheering-soft-cheering-and-chatter” - gregorquendel

"crack-glass" - 13fpanskacerny-jan

"Glass Smash" - chewiesmissus

"Blizzard" - Michaël Ghelfi

"flesh-rip" - alvarojmarquez

"time-stop" - damnsatinist

"Wind Temple" - Michaël Ghelfi

All sounds from ⁠FreeSound.org⁠ unless listed under AllSounds/AudioNauti, Free Audio Zone, Fun with Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Michaël Ghelfi, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Viral Vids NL.

Additional Sound Effects by Noah Perito.

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Chapter Ninety-Nine: The Rising

Wed, 07 Jun 2023 13:00:46 -0000

Days prior to the end of the world, the Smycolytes make good on a few promises, then begin to rally their forces.

Join us tomorrow on our Patreon for the final (Patreon-exclusive) episode of the Afterlife!

Produced by Noah Perito, Lisa Condemi and Ashley Goodwin

Music by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi

Sound Effects:

“Book Sound Effects” - AllSounds/AudioNauti

"Battle with Monsters and Magic" - Michaël Ghelfi

“Portal-idle” - couchhero 

"teleport" - outroelison 

"teleporter-24b" - blendcache|

"Forest Daytime" - Sword Coast Soundscapes

“Gut-a-blastix” - rolandseer

“Time-slow-down” - patricklieberkind

"bamf" - themfish

"fireball-whoosh" - robinhood76

"explosion 01" - tommccann 

"fire-in-fireplace-close-up-reverberant" - silencyo__silencyo

“Crowd-cheering-soft-cheering-and-chatter” - gregorquendel

"device-powering-up" - spoonsandlessspoons

"Glass Smash" - chewiesmissus

"Lightningcrash" - noisenoir

“Big Water Splash” - qubodup

“Whip-crack” - scifisounds

“Underwater” - Sword Coast Soundscapes

"Three cannon shots" - originalmaja

“Coastal Town” - Sword Coast Soundscapes

"Small Marketplace" - Sword Coast Soundscapes

“Quiet Tavern" - Sword Coast Soundscapes

“Evening Town" - Sword Coast Soundscapes

“Calm Sea Sailing" - Sword Coast Soundscapes

"Door opening 1" - Bowen707

“Ship Cabin" - Sword Coast Soundscapes

"Fairy Dust Sound Effect" - Free Audio Zone

“Large-crowd-medium-distance-stereo” - eguobyte

“Mad-scientist-lab-loopable” - ramonmineiro

"Dark Elves City" - Michaël Ghelfi

"crowd-in-panic" - ienba

"cracking-earthquake-cracking-soil-cracking-stone" - uagadugu

“Sparks” - erh

“Ice-frost-spell-skill” - I eminyildirim

“Gong Hit” - GowlerMusic

“Bonk Sound Effect” - Gaming Sound FX

"crashing" - smmassuda 

“Mysterious Jungle” - Michaël Ghelfi 

All sounds from ⁠FreeSound.org⁠ unless listed under AllSounds/AudioNauti, Free Audio Zone, Fun with Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Michaël Ghelfi, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Viral Vids NL.

Additional Sound Effects by Noah Perito.

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Chapter Ninety-Eight: Battle for Paddlewick

Tue, 30 May 2023 13:00:07 -0000

After strange dreams, the Smycolytes search for Cicirose; briefly meet Paddlewick's new ruler; and confront Lord Grimwald Tinderdick re: Trick's contract.

Join our Patreon to access all of our music, monthly bonus episodes, our bi-weekly after-show, and more!

Produced by Noah Perito, Lisa Condemi and Ashley Goodwin

Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi

Sound Effects:

“Book Sound Effects” - AllSounds/AudioNauti

“Mysterious Jungle” - Michaël Ghelfi

"Lightningcrash" - noisenoir

"Fairy Dust Sound Effect" - Free Audio Zone

"cracking-earthquake-cracking-soil-cracking-stone" - uagadugu

"Blizzard" - Michaël Ghelfi

"Battle with Monsters and Magic" - Michaël Ghelfi

"crack-glass" - 13fpanska-cerny-jan

"Glass Smash" - chewiesmissus

“Portal-idle” - couchhero

"teleport" - outroelison

"teleporter-24b" - blendcache

"Forest Daytime" - Sword Coast Soundscapes

"Door opening 1" - Bowen707

"The Underdark" - Sword Coast Soundscapes

"marching-3" - webbfilmsuk

"metalrattle_drawbridge" - jorickhoofd_attribution

"Dark Elves City" - Michaël Ghelfi

"fireball-whoosh" - robinhood76

"crowd-in-panic" - ienba

"device-powering-up" - spoonsandlessspoons

"crashing" - smmassuda

"Small Marketplace" - Sword Coast Soundscapes

"Three cannon shots" - originalmaja

"coins-fall-2" - belanhud

"rockfall-06" - tim-kahn

"bamf" - themfish

"explosion 01" - tommccann

"fire-in-fireplace-close-up-reverberant" - silencyo__silencyo

All sounds from FreeSound.org (http://freesound.org/) (http://freesound.org), (http://freesound.org),/) unless listed under AllSounds/AudioNauti, Free Audio Zone, Fun with Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Michaël Ghelfi, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Viral Vids NL.

Additional Sound Effects by Noah Perito.

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Chapter Ninety-Seven: To Give a Gift

Tue, 23 May 2023 13:00:32 -0000

Reunited by the power of friendship, our heroes party before the world ends (and squeeze in a little heist along the way).

Join us tomorrow for the Afterlife, the bi-weekly show where we discuss two episodes at a time and usually play a mystifying game! Over on our $5 Patreon tier. Your support truly means the world.

Produced by Noah Perito, Lisa Condemi and Ashley Goodwin

Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi

Sound Effects:

“Book Sound Effects” - AllSounds/AudioNauti

“Mysterious Jungle” - Michaël Ghelfi

“Crowd- heering-soft-cheering-and-chatter” - gregorquendel

“Large-crowd-medium-distance-stereo” - eguobyte

“Wooden door smash” - Eneasz

“Portal-idle” - couchhero

All sounds from FreeSound.org unless listed under AllSounds/AudioNauti, Free Audio Zone, Fun with Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Michaël Ghelfi, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Viral Vids NL.

Additional Sound Effects by Noah Perito.

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Chapter Ninety-Six: The Lost Soul

Tue, 16 May 2023 13:00:24 -0000

With the Phoenix Flower finally secured, the new trio will need an old ally's help to bring back their fallen friend.

Join our Patreon community to hear our bi-weekly after-show, The Afterlife, as well as monthly bonus episodes, all the music from the show, and more!

Produced by Noah Perito, Lisa Condemi, and Ashley Goodwin

Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi

Sound Effects:

“Book Sound Effects” - AllSounds/AudioNauti “Mysterious Jungle” - Michaël Ghelfi

“Teleport” - outroelison

“Portal-idle” - couchhero

“bamf” - themfish

“Teleporter-24b” - blendcache

“Big Water Splash” - qubodup

“Underwater” - Sword Coast Soundscapes

“Calm Sea Sailing” - Sword Coast Soundscapes

“Door opening 1“ - Bowen707

“Ship Cabin” - Sword Coast Soundscapes

“Wooden door smash” - Eneasz

“Crashing” - smmassuda

“Glass Smash” - chewiesmissus

“Purring” - Shisha the Cat

“Evening Town” - Sword Coast Soundscapes

All sounds from FreeSound.org (http://freesound.org), unless listed under AllSounds/AudioNauti, Free Audio Zone, Fun with Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Michaël Ghelfi, Sword Coast Soundscapes, Shisha the Cat, or Viral Vids NL.

Additional Sound Effects by Noah Perito and Shisha the Cat.

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Chapter Ninety-Five: Decay and Despair

Tue, 09 May 2023 13:00:13 -0000

The new trio searches for a rumored component that could bring back their ally.

Content warning: suicidal ideation. There are moments in this episode where characters who fail a despair/fear mechanic express very low thoughts. If you're sensitive to this kind of content, you could skip 51:00 - 1:46:00 and avoid the bulk of it (you'll miss the combat, but get everything you need plot-wise).

Please reach out to a loved one or your doctor if you are feeling hopeless. We love you!

Produced by Noah Perito, Lisa Condemi and Ashley Goodwin Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi

Sound Effects:

“Book Sound Effects” - AllSounds/AudioNauti “Mysterious Jungle” - Michaël Ghelfi “Lightningcrash” - noisenoir “Heavy-rain” - lebaston100 “bamf” - themfish “Portal-idle” - couchhero “Wind Temple” - Michaël Ghelfi “Fairy Dust Sound Effect” - Free Audio Zone “Submarine-sonar” - breviceps “Breaking-bones” - sheyvan “Marching-3” - webbfilmsuk “Rattling-bones” - spookymodem “Battle with Monsters and Magic” - Michaël Ghelfi “Fireball-whoosh” - robinhood76 “Explosion 01” - tommccann “Fire-in-fireplace-close-up-reverberant2” - silencyo__silencyo “Gut-a-blastix” - rolandseer “Crashing” - smmassudaAll sounds from FreeSound.org (http://freesound.org), unless listed under AllSounds/AudioNauti, Free Audio Zone, Fun with Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Michaël Ghelfi, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Viral Vids NL.Additional Sound Effects by Noah Perito.

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Chapter Ninety-Four: Things Left Unsaid

Tue, 02 May 2023 13:00:25 -0000

Marfin, Brigid, Zola and Trick return to the Material Plane, and catch up on all that they have missed.

Welcome back!!! There will be six more episodes of Try Not To Die (totaling 100), released over the next six Tuesdays. We truly can not thank you enough for your support over these last 3.5 years, and we can not wait for you to hear this final arc. If you'd like to support us monetarily, we're releasing weekly bonus content on our Patreon!

Produced by Noah Perito, Lisa Condemi and Ashley Goodwin

Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi

Sound Effects:

"Book Sound Effects" - Allsounds/Audionauti

“Mysterious Jungle” - Michaël Ghelfi

“Fireball-whoosh” - robinhood76

“Bamf” - themfish

“Battle with Monsters and Magi” - Michaël Ghelfi

“Stonedoor-closingwithboom” - audiotorpedo

“Water Gushing” - jacobthiesen

All sounds from FreeSound.org (http://freesound.org/), unless listed under AllSounds/AudioNauti, Free Audio Zone, Fun with Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Michaël Ghelfi, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Viral Vids NL.

Additional Sound Effects by Noah Perito.

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Chapter Ninety-Three: Forgotten Memories

Tue, 04 Apr 2023 13:00:19 -0000

In Marfin's laboratory, the trio clashes at last against Dean Flae Chantris and the forces of the Omni Malum. Marfin remembers something important.

Thank you for your continued listenership and support through this arc. We could not do it without our Patreon patrons! We'll be chatting about the finale and what comes next over on The Afterlife tomorrow. We'll be taking April off from posting main feed episodes, but we'll be back in May for the seventh and final arc of Campaign One of Try Not To Die.

Produced by Noah Perito, Lisa Condemi and Ashley Goodwin

Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi

Sound Effects:

"Book Sound Effects" - Allsounds/Audionauti

“Mad-scientist-lab-loopable” - ramonmineiro

“Champagne Glasses” - idabrandao

“Gut-a-blastix” - rolandseer

“Fairy Dust Sound Effect” - Free Audio Zone

“Bamf” - themfish

“Fireball-whoosh” - robinhood76

“Explosion 01” - tommccann

“Fire-in-fireplace-close-up-reverberant2” - silencyo__silencyo

“Ice-frost-spell-skill” - i eminyildirim

“Bullet-ricohet” - aust-paul

"crashing" - smmassuda

“Stonedoor-closingwithboom” - audiotorpedo

“Time-slow-down” - patricklieberkind

“Time-stop” - damnsatinist

“Smashing glass” -mgmabile

"cracking-earthquake-crackin-soil-cracking-stone" - uagadugu

“Coastal Town” - Sword Coast Soundscapes

“Forest Daytime” - Sword Coast Soundscapes

“Leaves-crunching” - caileykehoe

“Small-fountain-greenway-garden” - bigsoftie

“Lightningcrash” - noisenoir

“Crowd-in-panic” - Ienba

"Tape Rewind Sound Effect" - Viral Vids NL

“Stone-on-stone” - thanvannispen

“Sliding-stone-slab-simulation” - timbre

"teleporter-24b" - blendcache

"teleport" - outroelison

“Wood splintering” - craigsmith

“Mysterious Jungle” - Michaël Ghelfi

Additional Sound Effects by Noah Perito.

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Announcement! Spring 2023 Schedule

Tue, 28 Mar 2023 21:39:57 -0000

Happy #TNTDTuesday! No new episode today, but here is a little information about our plans for the next month. We'll be back next Tuesday (April 4th) with the finale episode of this arc.

Read our arc recaps at trynottodiepod.com, and support us on our Patreon at patreon.com/trynottodiepod! We also have a Tiktok now- follow us @trynottodiepod!

Produced by Noah Perito, Lisa Condemi and Ashley Goodwin

Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi

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Chapter Ninety-Two: The Inevitable

Tue, 21 Mar 2023 13:00:37 -0000

In the penultimate episode of our sixth arc, Smyte, Brigid and Zola delve the depths of Marfin's mansion, stumbling upon that which is... Inevitable.

We'll be back next week with the finale of this arc! Join our $5 Patreon tier to hear our NEXT WEEK'S episode of The Afterlife, where we discuss this episode + the finale!

Produced by Noah Perito, Lisa Condemi and Ashley Goodwin.

Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi

Sound Effects:

"Book Sound Effects" - Allsounds/Audionauti

“Wind-blowing-and-howling-in-a-plastic-bottle-in-the-desert-of-chile” - felixblume

"cracking-earthquake-crackin-soil-cracking-stone" - uagadugu

"teleporter-24b" - blendcache

"teleport" - outroelison

"crashing" - smmassuda

“Forest Daytime” - Sword Coast Soundscapes

“Big Water Splash” - qubodup

“Door opening 01” - Bowen707

"Small Marketplace” - Sword Coast Soundscapes

“Fire-in-fireplace-close-up-reverberant2” - silencyo__silencyo

“Sword-clash-and-slide” - Fun with sound

“Phone-dial” - breviceps

“Stonedoor-closingwithboom” - audiotorpedo

“Mad-scientist-lab-loopable” - ramonmineiro

"Bubbling" - infernus2

"Beer fermenter gurgling" - SpliceSound

All sounds from FreeSound.org (http://freesound.org/), unless listed under AllSounds/AudioNauti, Free Audio Zone, Fun with Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Michaël Ghelfi, or Sword Coast Soundscapes.

Additional Sound

Effects by Noah Perito.

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Chapter Ninety-One: Voidmaker

Tue, 14 Mar 2023 13:00:26 -0000

The knowledge of the void cannot be escaped.

Join our $5 Patreon tier to hear our post-episode talkback show, The Afterlife, where the DM lowers the screen and there are conspiracies galore! New episodes released every other Wednesday at 9AM EST.

Produced by Noah Perito, Lisa Condemi, and Ashley Goodwin
Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi

Sound Effects:

"Book Sound Effects" - Allsounds/Audionauti
“Wind Temple” - Michaël Ghelfi
"rattling-drawer-box" - draftcraft
"rummaging-through-items" - jandre160108
"cracking-earthquake-crackin-soil-cracking-stone" - uagadugu
"medievalarmymarchingloop" - yap-audio-production
"gut-a-blastix" - rolandseer
"teleporter-24b" - blendcache
"teleport" - outroelison
"rock-tumble-2" - stubb
"explosion-01" - tommccann
"rockfall-06" - tim-kahn
“Fairy Dust Sound Effect” - Free Audio Zone
"crashing" - smmassuda
"bamf" - themfish
"Ship Cabin" - Sword Coast Soundscapes

All sounds from FreeSound.org, unless listed under AllSounds/AudioNauti, Free Audio Zone, Fun with Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Michaël Ghelfi, or Sword Coast Soundscapes.

Additional Sound Effects by Noah Perito.

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Chapter Ninety: A Familiar Face

Tue, 07 Mar 2023 14:00:20 -0000

The crew deals with Marfin's bouncer; later, they cross paths with an old foe and potential friend. Brigid returns to the site of a previous adventure.

Produced by Noah Perito, Ashley Goodwin and Lisa Condemi
Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi

Join our Patreon to support the show, check out 3+ years of monthly bonus episodes, and hear us talk about the show every other Wednesday!

Sound Effects:

"Book Sound Effects" - Allsounds/Audionauti
“City Sewer” - Sword Coast Soundscapes
“Big Water Splash” - qubodup
“Gut-a-blastix” - rolandseer
“Teleporter-24b” - blendcache
“Teleport” - outroelison
“Fairy Dust Sound Effect” - Free Audio Zone
“Bamf” - themfish
“Crashing” - smmassuda
"door smash" - eneaz
"Door opening 1" - Bowen707
"cracking-earthquake-crackin-soil-cracking-stone" - uagadugu
“Sword-clash-and-slide” - Fun with Sound
“Bullet-ricochet” - aust-paul
“Fireball-whoosh” - robinhood76
“Fire-in-fireplace-close-up-reverberant2” - silencyo__silencyo
“Ship Cabin” - Sword Coast Soundscapes
“Forest Daytime” - Sword Coast Soundscapes
“Purring” - Shisha the Cat
“Water Gushing” - jakobthiesen
“Small Marketplace” - Sword Coast Soundscapes
"whip-crack" - scifisounds
“Wind Temple” - Michaël Ghelfi

All sounds from FreeSound.org (http://freesound.org/), unless listed under AllSounds/AudioNauti, Free Audio Zone, Fun with Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Michaël Ghelfi, or Sword Coast Soundscapes.

Additional Sound Effects by Noah Perito and Shisha the Cat.

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Chapter Eighty-Nine: Always Pay Your Debts

Tue, 28 Feb 2023 14:00:08 -0000

After a disastrous journey to the land of cheese, the trio goes on a door-opening spree, meeting more of Marfin's "friends" and raising further questions about his strange collection of demiplanes.

Check out our $5 Patreon tier tomorrow (Wednesday) to hear our post-episode show, The Afterlife, where we'll be discussing the last two chapters, conspiring about the rest of the arc, and giving plenty of peeks behind the screen~

Produced by Noah Perito, Lisa Condemi and Ashley Goodwin
Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi

Sound Effects:

"Book Sound Effects" - Allsounds/Audionauti
“Purring” - Shisha the Cat
“Fairy Dust Sound Effect” - Free Audio Zone
"Door opening 1" - Bowen707
“Wind Temple” - Michaël Ghelfi
"door smash" - eneaz
“Bees-in-the-desert-mexico” - felixblume
“Evening Town” - Sword Coast Soundscapes
"cracking-earthquake-crackin-soil-cracking-stone" - uagadugu
"whip-crack" - scifisounds
“Ship Cabin” - Sword Coast Soundscapes
“prairiesummer_ambience” - dsebeste
“Blizzard” - Michaël Ghelfi
“Lightningcrash” - noisenoir
“Rain-storm-evosmos-salonika-0151-2109” - alik

All sounds from FreeSound.org, unless listed under AllSounds/AudioNauti, Free Audio Zone, Fun with Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Michaël Ghelfi, or Sword Coast Soundscapes.

Additional Sound Effects by Noah Perito and Shisha the Cat.

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Chapter Eighty-Eight: A Sinking Feeling

Tue, 21 Feb 2023 14:00:42 -0000

After finding themselves floundering in the deep end, our heroes seek higher ground. Zola speaks more closely with NP.

Check us out on Patreon! Your donations help us make cool art for the show, get better sound equipment, and dream up cool new things. This month's upcoming Valentine's Day themed Content Surge, a mad dating show parody/fugue-state starring Paragon and featuring a star-studded cast of Emaralian baddies, is positively... unhinged!

Produced by Noah Perito, Lisa Condemi and Ashley Goodwin
Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi

Sound Effects:

“Book Sound Effects" - Allsounds/Audionauti
“Underwater” - Sword Coast Soundscapes
“Hissing metal” - vibe_crc-24b
“Bonk sound effect” - Your Boy Lloris
“Whip-crack” - scifisounds
“Fairy Dust Sound Effect” - Free Audio Zone
“Bamf” - themfish
“Waterexplo” - inferno
“Gut-a-blastix” - rolandseer
“Teleport” - outroelison
“Teleporter-24b” - blendcache
“Portal-idle” - couchhero
“Beer Fermenter Gurgling” - SpliceSound
“Forest Daytime” - Sword Coast Soundscapes
“Sword-clash-and-slide” - Fun with Sound
“Cracking-earthquake-cracking-soil-cracking-stone” - uagadugu
“Door opening 01” - Bowen707

All sounds from Freesound.org unless listed under Allsounds/Audionauti, Fun with Sound, Michaël Ghelfi, or Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Your boy Lloris.

Additional sound effects by Noah Perito.

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Chapter Eighty-Seven: The Pit

Tue, 07 Feb 2023 14:00:32 -0000

As time ticks on, Zola, Brigid and Smyte unearth some of the deeper horrors contained within Marfin's multi-planar mansion.

Produced by Noah Perito, Lisa Condemi & Ashley Goodwin
Music by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi

Sound Effects:

"Book Sound Effects" - Allsounds/Audionauti
"Fire-in-fireplace-close-up-reverberant2" - silencyo_silencyo
"Door opening 1" - Bowen707
“Forest Daytime” - Sword Coast Soundscapes
“Small Marketplace” - Sword Coast Soundscapes
"door smash" - eneaz
“Coins-fall-2” - belanhud
“Stonedoor-closingwithboom” - audiotorpedo
“Flare-fire-into-sky-with-tail” - Kyles
“Fireball-whoosh” - robinhood76
“Fairy Dust Sound Effect” - Free Audio Zone
“Gut-a-blastix” - rolandseer
"bamf" - themfish
"cracking-earthquake-crackin-soil-cracking-stone" - uagadugu
“Blizzard” - Michaël Ghelfi
“Big Water Splash” - qubodup
“Rockfall-06” - Tim-kahn
“Rock-tumble-2” - stubb
“City Sewer” - Sword Coast Soundscapes
“Walking-through-thick-wet-mud” - walthamstow_walker
"sword-clash-and-slide" - Fun with Sound
“Water Gushing - jakobthiesen
“Crashing” - smmassuda
"hissing metal" - vibe_crc-24b
"whip-crack" - scifisounds
“Underwater” - Sword Coast Soundscapes

All sounds from FreeSound.org, unless listed under AllSounds/AudioNauti, Free Audio Zone, Fun with Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Michaël Ghelfi, or Sword Coast Soundscapes.

Additional Sound Effects by Noah Perito

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Chapter Eighty-Six: Finders, Keepers

Tue, 31 Jan 2023 14:00:36 -0000

With the ghosts of their pasts close behind them, Brigid, Smyte and Zola search desperately for Marfin through the many rooms of his multi-planar mansion.

Join us at 7PM EST TONIGHT! on twitch.tv/trynottodiepod, where we'll be celebrating our third birthday with a livestream!

Produced by Noah Perito, Lisa Condemi, Ashley Goodwin
Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi

Sound Effects:

"Book Sound Effects" - Allsounds/Audionauti
"Door opening 1" - Bowen707
“Coastal Town” - Sword Coast Soundscapes
"fan-1" - denstoltejyde
“Small Marketplace” - Sword Coast Soundscapes
"sword-clash-and-slide" - Fun with Sound
"door smash" - eneaz
"marching-3" - webbfilmsuk
"bamf" - themfish
"industrial buzz" - bigmanjoe
“Gut-a-blastix” - rolandseer
“Fireball-whoosh” - robinhood76
"crowd-in-panic" - ienba
"Fire-in-fireplace-close-up-reverberant2" - silencyo_silencyo
"cracking-earthquake-crackin-soil-cracking-stone" - uagadugu
"whip-crack" - scifisounds
“Stonedoor-closingwithboom” - audiotorpedo
"hissing metal" - vibe_crc-24b

All sounds from FreeSound.org, unless listed under AllSounds/AudioNauti, Free Audio Zone, Fun with Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Michaël Ghelfi, or Sword Coast Soundscapes.

Additional Sound Effects by Noah Perito

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Chapter Eighty-Five: Marfin's Magnificent Magical Menagerie

Tue, 24 Jan 2023 14:00:09 -0000

A world within a shop.

The trio delve deep into Marfin's Magnificent Magical... Multi-verse? in search of the mage himself, NP, the golden crown, and more answers regarding Marfin's mysterious missing memories...

Produced by Noah Perito, Lisa Condemi, Ashley Goodwin
Music by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi

Sound Effects:

"Book Sound Effects" - Allsounds/Audionauti
"Door opening 1" - Bowen707
"Fire-in-fireplace-close-up-reverberant2" - silencyo_silencyo
“Stonedoor-closingwithboom” - audiotorpedo
“Evening Town” - Sword Coast Soundscapesz
"whip-crack" - scifisounds
"hissing metal" - vibe_crc-24b
“Forest Daytime” - Sword Coast Soundscapesz
"rockfall-06" - tim-kahn
“Battle with Monsters and Magic” - Michaël Ghelfi
“Portal-ide” - couchhero
“Small Marketplace” - Sword Coast Soundscapes
“Fairy Dust Soundscapes” - Free Audio Zone
“Mad-scientist-lab-loopable” - ramonmineiro
“Arrow-woosh-twang-01” - strangely-gnarled
“Crossbow-firing-and-hitting-target” - ali6868_1
“Fireball-whoosh” - robinhood76
"crowd-in-panic" - ienba
“Coastal Town” - Sword Coast Soundscapes
“Gut-a-blastix” - rolandseer
"ice-frost-spell-skill" - i eminyildirim
“Blizzard” - Michaël Ghelfi
"Explosion 01" - tommccann

All sounds from FreeSound.org, unless listed under AllSounds/AudioNauti, Free Audio Zone, Fun with Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Michaël Ghelfi, or Sword Coast Soundscapes.

Additional Sound Effects by Noah Perito

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Chapter Eighty-Four: Nature's Wrath

Tue, 17 Jan 2023 14:00:31 -0000

Welcome to Arc VI of Try Not To Die! Zola tries to reach Brigid and Smyte as the Temple of the Wild comes under imperial attack. How will our heroes wiggle out of this one?

Produced by Noah Perito, Lisa Condemi, Ashley Goodwin

Music by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi

Sound Effects:

"Book Sound Effects" - Allsounds/Audionauti

“Mysterious Jungle” - Michaël Ghelfi

“Portal-ide” - couchhero

"crowd-in-panic" - ienba

"Big Water Splash" - qubodup

“Teleport” - outroelison

“Teleporter-24b” - blondcache

“Bamf” - themfish

"Fire-in-fireplace-close-up-reverberant2" - silencyo_silencyo

“Fireball-whoosh” - robinhood76

"cracking-earthquake-cracking-soil-cracking-stone" - uagadugu

"Explosion 01" - tommccann

"Robot-walking-demo" - kwahmah

“Gut-a-blastix” - rolandseer

"Industrial Buzz" - bigmanjoe

"whip-crack" - scifisounds

"electric-zap" - michael-grinnell

“Lightningcrash” - noisenoir

"electric-sparks-railway-a" - inspectorj

“Electric-wire-03” - glaneur-de-sons

“Sword-clash-and-slide” - Fun with Sound

“Stonedoor-closingwithboom” - audiotorpedo

"hissing metal" - vibe_crc-24b

“Blizzard” - Michaël Ghelfi

"ice-frost-spell-skill" - i eminyildirim

“rock-tumble-2" - stubb

"rockfall-06" - tim-kahn

"marching-3" - webbfilmsuk

“Crashing” - smmassuda

“Battle with Monsters and Magic” - Michaël Ghelfi

"City Sewer" - Sword Coast Soundscapes

“Small Marketplace” - Sword Coast Soundscapes

“Sliding-stone-slab-simulation” - timbre

"Door opening 1" - Bowen707

All sounds from FreeSound.org, unless listed under AllSounds/AudioNauti, Free Audio Zone, Fun with Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Michaël Ghelfi, or Sword Coast Soundscapes.

Additional Sound Effects by Noah Perito

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Interlude - The Story So Far

Tue, 10 Jan 2023 14:00:57 -0000

Welcome... to the recap! Whether you're a dedicated fan or brand new to the adventure, we hope you enjoy this newly updated synopsis, which covers all five arcs of Try Not To Die so far (Chapters 1 - 83).

We will be BACK to canon episodes next week, with the premiere of Arc VI, Chapter Eighty-Four!

Produced by Noah Perito, Lisa Condemi, and Ashley Goodwin
Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi

Sound Effects:
"Book Sound Effects" - Allsounds/Audionauti
Additional sound effects by Noah Perito

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End of Year Wrap-Up 2022!

Tue, 03 Jan 2023 14:00:32 -0000

Thank you for all of your incredible support this year!

In this end-of-year wrap-up episode, we answer your most Frequently Asked Questions, and reflect on the last 12 months of Try Not To Die.

Produced by Noah Perito, Lisa Condemi, Ashley Goodwin
Music by Noah Perito, Lisa Condemi

Sound Effects:
"fire-in-fireplace-close-up-reverberant2" - silencyo__silencyo of Freesound.org
"Book Sounds Effects" - AllSounds/Audionauti
Additional Sound Effects by Noah Perito, Lisa Condemi, and Ashley Goodwin.

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Frostjoy Special: Movie Knight! Gnome Alone

Tue, 20 Dec 2022 14:00:00 -0000

When the Diddlepiss Family left on their Frostjoy vacation, they forgot one small thing... KEVPHIN!

For our third annual Frostjoy Special we join Ashley Goodwin and Lisa Condemi as they reprise their roles of Frankie and Jacob featured in the special bonus episode "THE PIGEODYSSEY" BEFORE they were pigeons.

We will releasing our LAST episode of the year on the 27th, "The End of the Year Wrap Up Reflection Festival of Memory" on our patreon, and will return in January with ARC 6 of the main campaign! Thank you so much for all your support this year. We hope you have a safe and happy holiday season!

Produced by Ashley Goodwin, Lisa Condemi, and Noah Perito.

Music by Lisa Condemi and Noah Perito.

Sound Effects:

"Book Sounds Effects" - AllSounds/Audionauti

"Evening Town" - Sword Coast Soundscapes

"Blizzard" - Michaël Ghelfi

"Wooden door smash" - Eneasz

"cartoony-clangs-hit-with-spade-16bit" - timbre

"hissing metal" - vibe_crc-24b

"fuse-box-klick" - syndicate12

"bullet-ricochet" - aust-paul

"Door opening 1" - Bowen70

"fan-1" - denstoltejyde

"Crashing" - smmassuda

"Big Water Splash" - qubodup

"fire-in-fireplace-close-up-reverberant2" - silencyo__silencyo

"toilet-flush" - gowlermusic

"coins-fall-2" - belanhud

"Smashing glass" - mgmabile

"Fairy Dust Sound Effect" - Free Audio Zone

"metal-gate-01" - silentstrikez

"device powering up" - spoonsandlessspoons

"Robot-walking-demo" - kwahmah-02

"gut-a-blastix" - rolandseer

All sounds from FreeSound.org, unless listed under AllSounds/AudioNauti, Free Audio Zone, Fun with Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Michaël Ghelfi, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Viral Vids NL.

Additional Sound Effects by Noah Perito.

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Patreon Bonus Sneak Peek: Interview with R. E. Levy of Tales From The Ridge!

Tue, 13 Dec 2022 13:58:00 -0000

Here's a teaser of Noah's interview with R. E. Levy, author and creator of Tales From The Ridge! They chat story-telling, world-building, and general nerdish-ness. Join our Patreon (or R. E. Levy's!) to hear the interview for as little as $1.

To learn more about Tales From The Ridge and R.E. Levy's other projects, head here!

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The Cloudcarver Caper | Chapter Five: We Rise

Fri, 02 Dec 2022 14:00:22 -0000

In this thrilling conclusion to The Cloudcarver Caper...! the GAY LITTLE GUNS attempt to crack their way into the schematic library, all while fitting in an espresso before the big meeting.

Thank you for following along with our caper crew! We'll be back later this month with our annual Frostjoy special- until then, stay warm, stay safe, and Try Not To Die! (And also check out our bonus content on www.patreon.com/trynottodiepod. There's a lot of it!)

Produced by Noah Perito, Lisa Condemi, & Ashley Goodwin
Music by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi

Sound Effects:

"Book Sounds Effects" - AllSounds/Audionauti

"Door opening 1" - Bowen70

"Wind Temple" - Michaël Ghelfi

"elevator-ding" - collierhs-colinlib

"Daytime Tavern" - Sword Coast Soundscapes

"Wooden door smash" - Eneasz

"error" - bloodpixelhero

"metal-gate-01" - silentstrikez

"stonedoor-closingwithboom" - audiotorpedo

"futuristic-computer-room-ambience" - projectsu012

"hissing metal" - vibe_crc-24b

"Robot-walking-demo" - kwahmah-02

"device powering up" - spoonsandlessspoons

"gut-a-blastix" - rolandseer

"sword-clash-and-slide" - Fun with Sound

"champagne glasses" - idabrandao

"office-ambience" - nightwatcher98.2

"water-2" - keepthatpma

"concert-audience-applause-3" - thaighaudio

"crowd-in-panic" - ienba

"smoke-detector-alarm-close-perspective" - splicesound

"motorcycles" - soundskeep

"Smashing glass" - mgmabile

"crashing" - smmassuda

"bamf" - themfish

"fireball-whoosh" - robinhood76

"Explosion 01" - tommccann

"fire-in-fireplace-close-up-reverberant2" - silencyo__silencyo

All sounds from FreeSound.org, unless listed under AllSounds/AudioNauti, Free Audio Zone, Fun with Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Michaël Ghelfi, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Viral Vids NL.

Additional Sound Effects by Noah Perito.

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The Cloudcarver Caper | Chapter Four: Kill Your Darlings

Tue, 22 Nov 2022 15:05:37 -0000

Hot off the back of a clockwork spider, the Glockheed Elites learn more about the mysterious Company O.

Produced by Noah Perito, Lisa Condemi, Ashley Goodwin
Music by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi

Sound Effects:

"Book Sounds Effects" - AllSounds/Audionauti

"Robot-walking-demo" - kwahmah-02

"Small Marketplace" - Sword Coast Soundscapes

"ecu-a-xx-144-phase2" - awaka

"electric-zap" - michael-grinnell

"stonedoor-closingwithboom" - audiotorpedo

"mad-scientist-lab-loopable" - romanmineiro

"Wind Temple" - Michaël Ghelfi

"Door opening 1" - Bowen70

"Tape Rewind Sound Effect" - Viral Vids NL

All sounds from FreeSound.org, unless listed under AllSounds/AudioNauti, Free Audio Zone, Fun with Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Michaël Ghelfi, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Viral Vids NL.

Additional Sound Effects by Noah Perito.

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The Cloudcarver Caper | Chapter Three: Hey Besties

Tue, 15 Nov 2022 13:58:22 -0000

Ascending up the Eleviators, the Glockheed Elites search for even more exclusive access to even more mysterious floors...

Produced by Noah Perito, Lisa Condemi & Ashley Goodwin
Music by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi

Join us on Patreon: www.patreon.com/trynottodiepod! That's where we're doin' COOL STUFF!

Sound Effects:

"Book Sounds Effects" - AllSounds/Audionauti

"mad-scientist-lab-loopable" - ramonmineiro

"Window breaking" - m1a2t3z4

"Explosion 01" - tommccann_

"air-extractor-fan-public-toilets-a" - inspectorj

"Fairy Dust Sound Effect" - Free Audio Zone

"toilet-flush" - gowlermusic

"Door opening 1" - Bowen707

"office-ambience" - nightwatcher98

"elevator-ding" - collierhs-colinlib

"crowd-in-panic" - ienba

"bamf" - themfish

"fire-in-fireplace-close-up-reverberant2" - silencyo__silencyo

"champagne glasses" - idabrandao

"fireball-whoosh" - robinhood76

"fire-alarm" - payattention

"water-2" - keepthatpma

"hissing metal" - vibe_crc-24b

"Small Marketplace" - Sword Coast Soundscapes

"futuristic-computer-room-ambience" - projectsu012

"device powering up" - spoonsandlessspoons

"lightningcrash" - noisenoir

"robot-walking-demo" - kwahmah-02

All sounds from FreeSound.org, unless listed under AllSounds/AudioNauti, Free Audio Zone, Fun with Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Michaël Ghelfi, or Sword Coast Soundscapes.

Additional Sound Effects by Noah Perito.

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The Cloudcarver Caper | Chapter Two: Glockheed Elites

Tue, 08 Nov 2022 14:17:49 -0000

It's a new day at Glockheed Industries! Levid shmoozes over coffee and pastries; Filou exceeds expectations in a new position; meanwhile two new freelancers begin to case the joint...

Join our $5 Patreon tier to hear our weekly after-show, where we're discussing each episode as it drops!

Produced by: Noah Perito, Ashley Goodwin, and Lisa Condemi
Music by: Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi

Sound Effects:

"Book Sounds Effects" - AllSounds/Audionauti

"Quiet Tavern" - Sword Coast Soundscapes

"Wooden door smash" - Eneasz

"Door opening 1" - Bowen707

"Evening Town" - Sword Coast Soundscapes

"Town Square Daytime" - Sword Coast Soundscapes

"Small Marketplace" - Sword Coast Soundscapes

"hostel-lobby-berlin" - moulaythami

"robot-walking-demo" - kwahmah-02

"elevator-ding" - collierhs-colinlib

"office-ambience" - nightwatcher98

"Daytime Tavern" - Sword Coast Soundscapes

All sounds from FreeSound.org, unless listed under AllSounds/AudioNauti, Free Audio Zone, Fun with Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Michaël Ghelfi, or Sword Coast Soundscapes.

Additional Sound Effects by Noah Perito.

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The Cloudcarver Caper | Chapter One: The Set-Up

Tue, 01 Nov 2022 13:00:43 -0000

Welcome back to Try Not To Die, and welcome back... to Auraelia!

In this mini-campaign taking place in the few days preceding Chapter Eighty-Three, two Acolytes of Mystra and two Glockheed Industries employees plan a daring heist on those responsible for manufacturing the Empire's cruel automatons...!

Produced by: Ashley Goodwin, Lisa Condemi, and Noah Perito
Music by: Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi

Join us on Patreon for our weekly after-show: The Afterlife, bonus episodes including a MOTW three-quel coming soon, and more!

Sound Effects:

"Glass-smash" - chewiesmissus

"Champagne Glasses" - idabrandao

"office-ambience" - nightwatcher98

"elevator-ding" - collierhs-colinlib

"01-elevator-up" - soundslikewillem

"Daytime Tavern" - Sword Coast Soundscapes

"concert-audience-applause" - thaighaudio

"Crowd-laugh" - sagetyrtle

"crowd-cheering-soft-cheering-and-chatter" - gregorquendel

"30 Minutes of NYC Subway Sounds" - Relaxing Recordings

"Industrial Buzz" - bigmanjoe

"device powering up" - spoonsandlessspoons

"sparks" - erh

"subway-door-close" - tweeterdj

"sword-clash-and-slide" - Fun with Sound

"Hissing metal" - vibe-crc-24b

"whip-crack" - scifisounds

"rockfall-06" - tim-kahn

"rocks-dropped-tumble-2" - halleck

"marching-3" - webbfilmsuk

"robot-walking-demo" - kwahmah-02

"bamf" - themfish

"fireball-whoosh" - robinhoo76

"Explosion 01" - tommccann

"entrance-bell" - zott820

"Quiet Tavern" - Sword Coast Soundscapes

"Wooden door smash" - Eneasz

"Book Sounds Effects" - AllSounds/Audionauti

All sounds from FreeSound.org, unless listed under AllSounds/AudioNauti, Free Audio Zone, Fun with Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Michaël Ghelfi, or Sword Coast Soundscapes.

Additional Sound Effects by Noah Perito.

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Welcome to Scumside! (Monster of the Week, Pt II)

Tue, 25 Oct 2022 18:00:19 -0000

Everyone dispose of your water bottles in the provided recycling receptacles- it's time for Part II our MONSTER OF THE WEEK adventure!

We'll be back next #TNTDTuesday with EPISODE ONE of the CLOUDCARVER CAPER!

Produced by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi
Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi

Sound Effects:
“Evening Town” - Sword Coast Soundscapes
“Crack-glass” - 13fpanska-cerny-jan
“lightningcrash” - noisenoir
“cracking-earthquake-cracking-soil-cracking-stone” - uagadugu
“Fireball-whoosh” - robinhood76
“Book Sounds Effects" - AllSounds/Audionauti

All sounds from FreeSound.org, unless listed under AllSounds/AudioNauti, Free Audio Zone, Fun with Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Michaël Ghelfi, or Sword Coast Soundscapes.

Additional Sound Effects by Noah Perito.

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Welcome to Scumside! (Monster of the Week, Pt I)

Tue, 18 Oct 2022 14:11:08 -0000

Welcome to the town of Scumside, where the scum is green, the druids serene, and there's a different monster every week....

Everybody call your local moonshine plug! It's time to kick back and revisit an old Content Surge from last Halloween. We hope you enjoy this spooky installation of Monster of the Week, Kept by Lisa and starring Noah as Cazzofai the Wicked! Part II out next Tuesday.

Join our $10 Patreon tier for more monthly bonus episodes like this one!

Produced by Noah Perito + Lisa Condemi
Music by Noah Perito + Lisa Condemi

Sound Effects:
“Wagon-arives-altered” - dulcimer guy
“Door opening 1” - Bowen707
“Forest Daytime” - Sword Coast Soundscapes
“Fire-in-fireplace-close-up-reverberant” - silencyo__silencyo
“Evening Town” - Sword Coast Soundscapes
“Book Sounds Effects" - AllSounds/Audionauti

All sounds from FreeSound.org, unless listed under AllSounds/AudioNauti, Free Audio Zone, Fun with Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Michaël Ghelfi, or Sword Coast Soundscapes.

Additional Sound Effects by Lisa Condemi and Noah Perito.

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Book Club! They Came To Slay

Tue, 11 Oct 2022 12:59:40 -0000

HELLO! And WELCOME to TNTD's first official Book Club!

We are so lucky to be joined by Thom James Carter, the author of They Came To Slay, in a discussion about the queer culture of Dungeons and Dragons! In between speaking with Thom, Noah and I discuss why making queer art is important to us, how we create a safe table together, our hopes and dreams for the DnD/fantasy content community moving forward, and more.

This was a summertime Patreon exclusive episode, but we wanted to open up the conversation to all of our fans. If you're interested in more of these, join us over on our $10 Patreon tier for monthly bonus episodes!

Produced by Noah Perito + Lisa Condemi

Sound Effects:

"Book Sound Effects" - Allsounds/Audionauti
Additional Sound Effects by Noah Perito

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Announcement! Fall 2022 Schedule

Tue, 04 Oct 2022 14:56:48 -0000

Thanks for your support as we take a brief break from releasing episodes to record our new mini-campaign: The Cloud Carver Caper! We will see you in November, and in the meantime there will be plenty of bonus content here, as well as on our Patreon: www.patreon.com/trynottodiepod.

Stay well and happy Harvestpeak to all!

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Chapter Eighty-Three: Shining Light Through the Shadows

Tue, 27 Sep 2022 13:00:54 -0000

Zola enters Hivërhome and seeks an audience with the Queens Noel and Giselle Shadowshine. Preferably before noon.

We have REACHED our stretch goal on Patreon, and will be producing a musical episode of Try Not To Die next year! Come join us and help us determine what our next goal will be! at www.patreon.com/trynottodiepod

Produced by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi
Music by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi

Sound Effects:

“Bamf” - themfish

"Book Sound Effects" - Allsounds/Audionauti

“Blizzard” - Michaël Ghelfi

“Electric-wire-03” - glaneur-de-sons

“Deep-space-cargo-bay” - jetsmith88

“Stonedoor-closingwithboom” - audiotorpedo

“Small Marketplace” - Sword Coast Soundscapes

“Sliding-stone-slab-simulation” - timbre

"Fire-in-fireplace-close-up-reverberant2" - silencyo_silencyo

“Crashing” - smmassuda

“Evening Town” - Sword Coast Soundscapes

“Fireball-whoosh” - robinhood76

“Battle with Monsters and Magic” - Michaël Ghelfi

“Lightningcrash” - noisenoir

“Forest Daytime” - Michaël Ghelfi

“Sword-clash-and-slide” - Fun with Sound

“Gut-a-blastix” - rolandseer

“Rattling-chains-3” - theshaggyfreak

“Broken-metallic” - datasoundsample

“Fairy Dust Sound Effect”

“Wind Temple” - Michaël Ghelfi

“Cellphone-buzz-vibrate-double-fast-table” - framing-noise

“Portal-ide” - couchhero

“Teleporter-24b” - blondcache

“Teleport” - outroelison

"Tape Rewind Sound Effect" - Viral Vids NL

All sounds from FreeSound.org, unless listed under AllSounds/AudioNauti, Free Audio Zone, Fun with Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Michaël Ghelfi, or Sword Coast Soundscapes.

Additional Sound Effects by Noah Perito

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Chapter Eighty-Two: Spilled Sap

Tue, 20 Sep 2022 13:01:39 -0000

Zola, her mother, and the Familiar Crew fight to protect their new acquaintances from the ghosts of Glaciel.

We just reached our Patreon goal, and will be making a MUSICAL episode! Thank you for your support, sweet patrons! If you want to come be part of the party, join us over at Patreon.com/trynottodiepod.

Produced by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi
Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi

Sound Effects:

“Teleport” - outroelison

"Book Sound Effects" - Allsounds/Audionauti

"ice-frost-spell-skill" - i eminyildirim

"electric-wire-03" - glaneur-de-sons

"sparks" - erh

“Crashing” - smmassuda

“Window breaking” - m1a2t3z4

“Cowbells” - supersciri

"fireball-whoosh" - robinhood76

"Fire-in-fireplace-close-up-reverberant2" - silencyo_silencyo

“Industrial Buzz” - bigmanjoe

"device-powering-up" - spoonsandlessspoons

“Bamf” - themfish

"water-gushing" - jakobthiesen

"Wind Temple" - Michaël Ghelfi

"large-crowd-medium-distance-stereo" - eguobyte

“Stonedoor-closingwithboom” - audiotorpedo

"portle-idle" - couchhero

“Teleporter-24b” - blondcache

"crack-glass" - 13fpanska-cerny-jan

"Fairy Dust Sound Effect" - Free Audio Zone

"crowd-in-panic" - ienba

"lightning-crash" - noisenoir

“Blizzard” - Michaël Ghelfi

All sounds from FreeSound.org, unless listed under AllSounds/AudioNauti, Free Audio Zone, Fun with Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Michaël Ghelfi, or Sword Coast Soundscapes.

Additional Sound Effects by Noah Perito.

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Chapter Eighty-One: And Lost Again

Tue, 13 Sep 2022 13:00:37 -0000

Zola and her mother squeeze in a little recreational travel.

Come join us on Patreon to participate in and hear our September book club!

Music by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi
Produced by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi

Sound Effects:

"Book Sound Effects" - Allsounds/Audionauti

"portal-idle" - couchhero

“Teleporter-24b” - blondcache

“Teleport” - outroelison

“Bamf” - themfish

“Blizzard” - Michaël Ghelfi

"cracking-earthquake-cracking-soil-cracking-stone" - uagadugu

"r29-30-breaking-wooden-poles" - craigsmith

“Gut-a-blastix” - rolandseer

"gasp" - zerocarina

"Dark Elves City" - Michaël Ghelfi

"marching-3" - webbfilmsuk

"stonedoor-closingwithboom" - audiotorpedo

"Catacombs" - Sword Coast Soundscapes

"metal-gate-01" - silentstrikez

“Wooden door smash” - Eneasz

"Walking-in-snowstorm" - taira-komor

"Wind-Temple" - Michaël Ghelfi

“Cowbells” - supersciri

"electric-wire-03" - glaneur-de-sons

"device-powering-up" - spoonsandlessspoons

All sounds from FreeSound.org, unless listed under AllSounds/AudioNauti, Free Audio Zone, Fun with Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Michaël Ghelfi, or Sword Coast Soundscapes.

Additional Sound Effects by Noah Perito

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Chapter Eighty: Lost and Found

Tue, 06 Sep 2022 13:00:05 -0000

Zola catches everyone up on the last eighteen years, and learns some lore... about herself.

Produced by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi
Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi

Sound Effects:

"Book Sound Effects" - Allsounds/Audionauti
“Forest Daytime” - Michaël Ghelfi
"Fire-in-fireplace-close-up-reverberant2" - silencyo_silencyo
“Hissing metal” - vibe_crc24b
“Stonedoor-closingwithboom” - audiotorpedo
“Arrow-strike” - plantmonkey
“Industrial Buzz” - bigmanjoe
“Gut-a-blastix” - rolandseer
“Battle with Monsters and MagIc” - - Michaël Ghelfi
“Cowbells” - supersciri
“Window breaking” - m1a2t3z4
“Phone-dial” - breviceps
“Door opening 1" - Bowen707
“Wooden door smash” - Eneasz
“That darn dinner bell” - CGEffex
“Evening Town” - Sword Coast Soundscapes
“Crashing” - smmassuda
“Metal-gate-01” - silentstrikez
“Bonk sound effect” - Gaming Sound FX
“Blizzard” - Michaël Ghelfi
“Teleporter-24b” - blondcache
“Teleport” - outroelison
“Bamf” - themfish

All sounds from FreeSound.org, unless listed under AllSounds/AudioNauti, Free Audio Zone, Fun with Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Michaël Ghelfi, or Sword Coast Soundscapes.

Additional Sound Effects by Noah Perito

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Chapter Seventy-Nine: Familiar Fields

Tue, 30 Aug 2022 13:03:45 -0000

Through the blustering snow and hail, Zola and Kala seek out their lost packs.

Join our Patreon if you're looking for bonus content + behind-the-scenes sneak peeks!

Produced by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi
Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi

Sound Effects:

"Book Sound Effects" - Allsounds/Audionauti

"Forest Daytime" - Sword Coast Soundscapes

"rock-tumble-2" - stubb

"short-hailstorm" - benboncan

"heavy-hailstorm-with-thunder" - cinetony

"bullet-ricochet" - aust-paul

“Blizzard” - Michaël Ghelfi

“Gut-a-blastix” - rolandseer

"ringing-in-the-ears" - hykenfreak

“Bamf” - themfish

"cracking-earthquake-cracking-soil-cracking-stone" - uagadugu

"Big Water Splash" - qubodup

“Lightningcrash” - noisenoir

"water gushing" - jakobthiesen

"cowbells" - supersciri

"Door opening 1" - Bowen707

"Wooden door smash" - Eneasz

"crashing" - smmassuda

All sounds from FreeSound.org, unless listed under AllSounds/AudioNauti, Free Audio Zone, Fun with Sound, Michaël Ghelfi, or Sword Coast Soundscapes.

Additional Sound Effects by Noah Perito

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Chapter Seventy-Eight: Obsessed

Tue, 23 Aug 2022 13:31:17 -0000

Surrounded by her greatest foes, Zola must engage in a tense round of negotiations.

Hey- join our Patreon maybe? We're doing cool stuff over there, like bonus episodes, a weekly after-show where we discuss the lore + events of the show, and this SATURDAY 8/27 2PM EST, Ashley and Lisa will be livestreaming directly from the TNTD Conspiracy Corner!

Produced by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi
Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi

Sound Effects:

"Book Sound Effects" - Allsounds/Audionauti

“Blizzard” - Michaël Ghelfi

“Walking-in-snowstorm” - taira-komor

“Industrial Buzz” - bigmanjoe

“Gut-a-blastix” - rolandseer

“Lightningcrash” - noisenoir

“Arrow-strike” - plantmonkey

“Ice-frost-spell-skill” - eminyildirim

"Fire-in-fireplace-close-up-reverberant2" - silencyo_silencyo

“Fireball-whoosh” - robinhood76

“Device powering up” - spoonsandlessspoons

“Bonk sound effect” - Gaming Sound FX

“Bamf” - themfish

“Crashing” - smmassuda

All sounds from FreeSound.org, unless listed under AllSounds/AudioNauti, Free Audio Zone, Fun with Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Michaël Ghelfi, or Sword Coast Soundscapes.

Additional Sound Effects by Noah Perito

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Chapter Seventy-Seven: The Path

Tue, 16 Aug 2022 13:00:02 -0000

Zola separates from Kunik, and continues on the path alone, towards her mother.

Produced by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi.
Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi

Join our Patreon for monthly bonus episodes, our weekly after-show, livestreams, and more!

Sound Effects:

"Book Sound Effects" - Allsounds/Audionauti

“Battle with Monsters and Magic” - Michaël Ghelfi

"Fire-in-fireplace-close-up-reverberant2" - silencyo_silencyo

“Fireworks-display” - hudsomi1

“Small Marketplace” - Sword Coast Soundscapes

“Blizzard” - Michaël Ghelfi

“Crowd-in-panic” - ienba

“Forest Daytime” - Sword Coast Soundscapes

“Device powering up” - spoonsandlessspoons

“Gut-a-blastix” - rolandseer

“Bamf” - themfish

“Teleporter-24b” - blendcachee

“Cellphone-buzz-vibrate-double-fast-table” - framing-noise

“Startup” - ganscaile

“Cracking-earthquake-cracking-soil-cracking-stone” - uagadugu

“Fireball-whoosh” - robinhood76

“27-25-large-fire-burning” - craigsmith

“Crashing” - smmassuda

All sounds from FreeSound.org, unless listed under AllSounds/AudioNauti, Free Audio Zone, Fun with Sound, Michaël Ghelfi, or Sword Coast Soundscapes.

Additional Sound Effects by Noah Perito

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Chapter Seventy-Six: Long Live Mozza Rella

Tue, 09 Aug 2022 13:00:28 -0000

Gorgonzola makes an explosive attempt at escaping Affinage, with Kunik in tow.

CW: Firework noises from 31:22 to 32:00

We're releasing tons of bonus content over on our Patreon! Catch us later this month as Ashley + Lisa conspire in a sneaky conspiratorial livestream sans DM!

Sound Effects:

"Book Sound Effects" - Allsounds/Audionauti

“Crowd-cheering-soft-cheering-and-chatter” - gregorquendel

“Daytime Tavern” - Sword Coast Soundscapes

“Sword-clash-and-slide” - Fun with Sound

“Evening Town” - Sword Coast Soundscape

“Firework-take-off-small-pop” - quistard

“Fireball-whoosh” - robinhood76

“Explosion 01” - tommccann

“Fireworks-display” - hudsomi1

“Device powering up” - spoonsandlessspoons

“Arrow-strike” - plant monkey

"Fire-in-fireplace-close-up-reverberant2" - silencyo_silencyo

"Tape Rewind Sound Effect" - Viral Vids NL

All sounds from FreeSound.org, unless listed under AllSounds/AudioNauti, Free Audio Zone, Fun with Sound, Michael Ghelfi, or Sword Coast Soundscapes.

Additional Sound Effects by Noah Perito

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Chapter Seventy-Five: La Cultura

Tue, 02 Aug 2022 13:00:30 -0000

Zola faces the remaining two challenges of La Cultura, before attending an eventful after-party.

Produced by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi.
Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi.

Sound Effects:

"Book Sound Effects" - Allsounds/Audionauti
“Forest Daytime” - Sword Coast Soundscapes
“Crowd-cheering-soft-cheering-and-chatter” - gregorquendel
“Cane-hitting-pavement-2” - tdude9000
“Door opening 1” - Bowen707
“Portal-idle” - couchhero
“Electirc-wire-03” - glaneur-de-sons
“Crowd-boo” - deleted-user-2104797_1
“Large-crowd-medium-distance-stereo” - eguobyte
“Small Marketplace” - Sword Coast Soundscapes
"Fire-in-fireplace-close-up-reverberant2" - silencyo_silencyo
“submarine-sonar” - breviceps
“Lightningcrash” - noisenoir
“Evening Town” - Sword Coast Soundscape

All sounds from FreeSound.org, unless listed under AllSounds/AudioNauti, Free Audio Zone, Fun with Sound, Michael Ghelfi, or Sword Coast Soundscapes.

Additional Sound Effects by Noah Perito

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Chapter Seventy-Four: Returned

Tue, 26 Jul 2022 13:28:46 -0000

Zola has a night out on the town with Kunik, before she must prove her might, mind, and spirit in La Cultura.

Tonight (Tuesday July 26th 2022) we are throwing a Livestream for Noah's birthday, and to celebrate 20k streams! You can find the link on our Patreon at 7PM EST. :)

Produced by Noah Perito + Lisa Condemi
Music by Noah Perito + Lisa Condemi

Sound Effects:

"Book Sound Effects" - Allsounds/Audionauti
“Crowd-cheering-soft-cheering-and-chatter” - gregorquendel
“Sword-clash-and-slide” - Fun With Sound
“Daytime Tavern” - Sword Coast Soundscapes
“Evening Town” - Sword Coast Soundscape
"Fire-in-fireplace-close-up-reverberant2" - silencyo_silencyo
“Fairy Dust Sound Effect” - Free Audio Zone
“Wind Temple” - Michael Ghelfi
“Small Marketplace” - Sword Coast Soundscapes
“Crowd-boo” - deleted-user-2104797_1
“Forest Daytime” - Sword Coast Soundscapes
“Large-crowd-medium-distance-stereo” - eguobyte
“Cane-hitting-pavement-2” - tdude9000
"Industrial Buzz" - bigmanjoe
"Gut-a-blastix" - rolandseer
"Lightning crash" - noisenoir
"Whip-crack" - scifisounds
“Crowd-laugh” - sagetyrtle
“Metal-gate-01” - silentstrikez
“bamf” - themfish
“Sparks” - erh
“Crashing” - smmassuda

All sounds from FreeSound.org, unless listed under AllSounds/AudioNauti, Free Audio Zone, Fun with Sound, Michael Ghelfi, or Sword Coast Soundscapes.

Additional Sound Effects by Noah Perito

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Chapter Seventy-Three: Those Who Are Forgotten...

Tue, 19 Jul 2022 13:00:45 -0000

Zola is brought in chains to Affinage: the refuge of the First Might. There, she must negotiate a delicate balance of power.

We have a very special guest on this month's Content Surge! Find it on our $10 Patreon tier. :)

Produced by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi.
Music by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi.

Sound Effects:

"Book Sound Effects" - Allsounds/Audionauti
“Forest Daytime” - Sword Coast Soundscape
“Small Marketplace” - Sword Coast Soundscapes
“Dark Elves City” - Michaël Ghelfi
"Fireball-whoosh" - robinhood76
"Fire-in-fireplace-close-up-reverberant2" - silencyo_silencyo
“Cane-hitting-pavement” - tdude9000
“Rattling-chains” - theshaggyfreak
“Door opening 1” - Bowen707
“Evening Town” - Sword Coast Soundscapes
“Daytime Tavern” - Sword Coast Soundscapes
“Sword-clash-and-slide” - Fun with Sound
“Phone-dial” - breviceps
“Coins-fall-2” - belanhud

All sounds from FreeSound.org, unless listed under AllSounds/AudioNauti, Free Audio Zone, Fun with Sound, Michaël Ghelfi, or Sword Coast Soundscapes.

Additional Sound Effects by Noah Perito

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Chapter Seventy-Two: The Cut

Tue, 12 Jul 2022 13:00:47 -0000

Zola finally comes face-to-face with her people: the Orcs of the First Might. Afterwards, she has a restless sleep.

Join us over on Patreon! You'll get news posts so you know what we're up to each month, we're doing lots of bonus episodes with guests, and you can access the entire soundtrack of our show to score your own home campaigns!

Sound Effects:

"Book Sound Effects" - Allsounds/Audionauti

"Blizzard" - Michael Ghelfi

“Hooray” - vesperia94

“Daytime Tavern” - Sword Coast Soundscapes

"Fire-in-fireplace-close-up-reverberant2" - silencyo_silencyo

“R29-30-breaking-wooden-poles” - craigsmith

"Lightning crash" - noisenoir

"Whip-crack" - scifisounds

"Industrial Buzz" - bigmanjoe

"Gut-a-blastix" - rolandseer

“Gong Hit” - GowlerMusic

"Fireball-whoosh" - robinhood76

“Wind Temple” - Michaël Ghelfi

“Forest Daytime” - Sword Coast Soundscape

All sounds from FreeSound.org, unless listed under AllSounds/AudioNauti, Free Audio Zone, Fun with Sound, Michael Ghelfi, or Sword Coast Soundscapes.

Additional Sound Effects by Noah Perito

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Chapter Seventy-One: An Important Message

Tue, 05 Jul 2022 13:38:30 -0000

Zola travels alongside the freed members of the Elvespionne, and wavers on her destination. Several important missives are shared.

We just did a post-campaign discussion on our mini-arc, Obscura, in our newest episode of The Afterlife! You can hear it on our $5 Patreon tier!

Sound Effects:
"Book Sound Effects" - Allsounds/Audionauti
"Fireball-whoosh" - robinhood76
"Fire-in-fireplace-close-up-reverberant2" - silencyo_silencyo
"Explosion" - tommccann
"Device powering up" - spoonsandlessspoons
"Blizzard" - Michael Ghelfi
"Man-doing-bird-whistles" - mrmunk
"Fairy Dust Sound Effect" - Free Audio Zone
"Phone-dial" - breviceps
"Walking-in-snowstorm" - Tair-komar
"Electric-wire-03" - glaneu-de-sons
"Lightning crash" - noisenoir
"Industrial Buzz" - bigmanjoe
"Gut-a-blastix" - rolandseer
"Whip-crack" - scifisounds
All sounds from FreeSound.org, unless listed under AllSounds/AudioNauti, Free Audio Zone, Fun with Sound, Michael Ghelfi, or Sword Coast Soundscapes.
Additional Sound Effects by Noah Perito

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Chapter Seventy: First Contact

Tue, 28 Jun 2022 12:30:53 -0000

Gorgonzola is slow to make friends and quick to make enemies, as she crosses paths with some of the folk who call the Wildewinter Wood home.

We are tantalizingly close to our Patreon stretch goal! Help us reach $250/month and we'll release a MUSICAL EPISODE of Try Not To Die!

Produced by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi

Sound Effects: “Book Sound Effects” - Allsounds/Audionauti “Cracking-earthquake-cracking-soil-cracking-stone” - uagadugu “Bamf” - themfish “Lightning crash” - noisenoir “Arrow-whoosh-twang-01” - strangely-gnarled “Fireball-whoosh” - robinhood76 “Arrow-strike” - plantmonkey “Blizzard” - Michaël Ghelfi “Ice-frost-spell-skill” - I eminyildirim “Glass Smash” - chewiesmissus “Fairy Dust Sound Effect” - Free Audio Zone “Industrial Buzz” - bigmanjoe “Gut-a-blastix” - rolandseer All sounds from FreeSound.org, unless listed under Allsounds/Audionauti, Free Audio Zone, Fun with Sound, Michaël Ghelfi, or Sword Coast Soundscapes. Additional Sound Effects by Noah Perito

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Chapter Sixty-Nine: Thinking Positively

Tue, 21 Jun 2022 13:00:14 -0000

Erza and Zola must make their escape from the collapsing Deathmonger's Den. Behind them, Pleebo pursues; before them, the Wildewinter Wood looms.

Thank you for your patience + support while we took some time off to prepare for this newest season of Try Not To Die! We are BACK to our weekly release schedule, with new episodes every #TNTDTuesday at 9am EST!

Join our Patreon community for behind the scenes content, our weekly after-show, monthly bonus episodes (both in-and-out-of-canon), and the entire soundtrack of the show. :)

Produced by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi
Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi

Sound Effects:

“Book Sound Effects” - Allsounds/Audionauti
“Blizzard” - Michaël Ghelfi
“Cracking-earthquake-cracking-soil-cracking-stone” - uagadugu
“Rifle shots” - bananplyte
“Rockfall-06” - tim-kahn
“Rock-tumble-2” - stubb
“Stone-on-stone” - thanvannispen
“The Underdark” - Sword Coast Soundscapes
“Fairy Dust Sound Effect” - Free Audio Zone
“Walking-in-snowstorm” - Taira-komor
All sounds from FreeSound.org, unless listed under Allsounds/Audionauti, Free Audio Zone, Fun with Sound, Michaël Ghelfi, or Sword Coast Soundscapes.
Additional Sound Effects by Noah Perito

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OBSCURA: Pt III, The Casting Out

Thu, 09 Jun 2022 13:09:36 -0000

Camera Obscura: a darkened room with a small hole or lens at one side through which an image is projected.

Welcome to Part III and the finale of Obscura, a mini-campaign DM'd by Lisa and starring Noah!

Daisy gains a new objective as the tale behind the dungeon (and her mission) grows unclear.

Sound Effects:

“Book Sound Effects” - Allsounds/Audionauti
“Fire-in-fireplace-close-up-reverberant” - silencyo__silencyo
“Underwater” - Sword Coast Soundscapes
“The Underdark” - Sword Coast Soundscapes
“Wooden door smash” - Eneasz
“Door opening 1” - Bowen707
“Wall-clock-ticking” - straget
“Ice-frost-spell-skill” - I Eminyildirim
“Gentle-ocean-waves-mix-2018” - esh9419
“Gut-a-blastix” - rolandseer
“Lightning crash” - noisenoir
“Waves-crashing-on-rocks-at-ballycotton-harbour-ireland” - midaza-com
“Stonedoor-closingwithboom” - audiotorpedo
“Daytime Forest” - Sword Coast Soundscapes

All sounds from FreeSound.org, unless listed under Allsounds/Audionauti, Free Audio Zone, Fun with Sound, Michaël Ghelfi, or Sword Coast Soundscapes.

Additional sound effects by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi

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Announcement! Summer 2022 Schedule Update

Tue, 07 Jun 2022 13:03:45 -0000

Greetings, dear listeners!

Here's a quick update on our schedule for this month, and our return to the 5TH ARC OF TRY NOT TO DIE! We're grateful for your support during our break, and can't wait to get back to it.

Check out our Patreon if you're currently bereft of content. :)

Music by Noah Perito!

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OBSCURA: Part II, The Unsculpted

Tue, 31 May 2022 13:35:17 -0000

Welcome back to Obscura: a mini-campaign led by DM Lisa Condemi and starring Noah Perito as Daisy!

Thrown back to the start of this looping dungeon, Daisy starts again. This time, she seeks power and information.

Join us on Patreon for more behind-the-scenes content, bonus episodes, and musical downloads!

(Content warnings below, some light spoilers.)

CW: Spiders!

Produced by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi
Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi

Sound Effects:

“Book Sound Effects” - Allsounds/Audionauti
“The Catacombs” - Sword Coast Soundscapes
“Door opening 1” - Bowen707
“Hissing Metal” - Vibe_crc-24b
“Lettuce-crunch” - why-o
“Wooden door smash” - Eneasz

All sounds from FreeSound.org, unless listed under Allsounds/Audionauti, Free Audio Zone, Fun with Sound, Michaël Ghelfi, or Sword Coast Soundscapes.

Additional sound effects by Lisa Condemi and Noah Perito

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OBSCURA: Part I, The Sculpted

Tue, 24 May 2022 13:00:04 -0000

Welcome to the world of Cascus, where every twisted dungeon has another unexpected twist. Lisa dons their DM crown in this eldritch mini-campaign, and Noah stars as Daisy.

Join us on Patreon for more behind-the-scenes content, bonus episodes, and musical downloads!

(Content warnings below, some light spoilers.)

CW: Thalassophobia, intentional death in the context of a time loop.

Produced by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi
Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi

Sound Effects:

“Fire-in-fireplace-close-up-reverberant” - silencyo__silencyo
“Evening Town” - Sword Coast Soundscapes
“Fetid Swamp” - Sword Coast Soundscapes
“Sliding-stone-slap-simulation” - timbre
“The Underdark” - Sword Coast Soundscapes
“Portal-idle” - couchhero
“Underwater” - Sword Coast Soundscapes
“Cracking-earthquake-cracking-soil-cracking-stone” - uagadugu
“Ice-frost-spell-skill” - I Eminyildirim
“Gut-a-blastix” - rolandseer
“Rockfall-06” - Tim kahn_1
“Rock-tumble-2” - stubb
“Book Sound Effects” - Allsounds/Audionauti
All sounds from FreeSound.org, unless listed under Allsounds/Audionauti, Free Audio Zone, Fun with Sound, Michaël Ghelfi, or Sword Coast Soundscapes.
Additional sound effects by Noah Perito

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BONUS EPISODE: Ashley's Conspiracy Corner

Tue, 17 May 2022 13:00:05 -0000

Grab your unflattering overhead light and “mantacles” (her words, not mine)... it’s time for ASHLEY’S CONSPIRACY CORNER!

While we finish recording our mini-campaign and the start of Arc V of the main campaign, we decided to share some more of the special bonus content patrons get access to on our Patreon!

Special thanks to several of our ~ infamous patrons~ who contributed to the conspiring! Here are their Instagrams if you would like to go show your support for their work:

Elana

Kate

Pat

Sound Effects:

“Fire-in-fireplace-close-up-reverberant2” - silencyo__silencyo
Additional Sound Effects by Ashley Goodwin and Noah Perito.

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BONUS EPISODE: The Pigeodyssey (ft. Ashley Goodwin)

Tue, 10 May 2022 12:32:22 -0000

HELLOOO, and happy #TNTDTuesday! We're blessing the main feed today with a Patreon Content Surge from last November. This episode was released for our patrons shortly after Chapter Thirty-Five: Stoking The Fire.

Join two ordinary city-boids, Frankie and Jacob, as they carry out a VERY important, VERY classified mission for.... some broad... what was her name again?

GUEST STARRING THE INCREDIBLE ASHLEY GOODWIN AS FRANKIE!

Join our Patreon if you want to hear more bonus content while we're on our break between arcs!

Produced by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi
Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi

Sound Effects:
“Cooing” - dobroide
"Book Sounds Effects" - AllSounds/Audionauti
“Wind Temple” - Michaël Ghelfi
“Door opening 1” - Bowen707
“Entrance bell - zott820
“Gentle-waves-quiet-beach” - amholma
“Mysterious Jungle” - Michaël Ghelfi
“Wood splintering (1 Break)” - wavecal22
“Device powering up” - spoonsandlessspoons
“Lightningcrash” - noisenoir
“Recondita_armonia - Tosca” - IMSLP
“Small Marketplace” - Sword Coast Soundscapes

All sounds downloaded from Freesound.org unless listed under Allsounds/Audionauti, Michaël Ghelfi, IMSLP, or Sword Coast Soundscapes.

Additional sound effects by Noah Perito

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Announcement! Spring Schedule and Beyond

Tue, 03 May 2022 13:00:54 -0000

News of what is to come in the world of Try Not To Die! Thanks for all your support. :)

If you'd like to support us further, you can head over to our Patreon where we're releasing bonus content every month!

xoxo Noah and Lisa

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Chapter Sixty-Eight: Heritage

Tue, 26 Apr 2022 13:00:48 -0000

ARC IV FINALE

Zola and Erza plunge into Anacra's hoard, in an effort to reclaim Erza's heritage.

Produced by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi
Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi

Grains of Sand Meme Mention at 14:03 - https://www.instagram.com/p/CcCQ05Ysuik/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

Sound Effects:

"Book Sounds Effects" - AllSounds/AudioNauti
“Wind Temple” - Michaël Ghelfi
“Coins-fall-2” - belanhud
“Cracking-earthquake-cracking-soil-cracking-stone” - uagadugu
“Fire-in-fireplace-close-up-reverberant2” - silencyo__silencyo
“Fireball-whoosh” - robinhood76
“Submarine-sonar” - breviceps
“Bamf” - themfish
“Gut-a-blastix” - rolandseer
“Lightningcrash” - noisenoir
“Ice-frost-spell-skill” - I eminyildirim
“Whip-crack” - scifisounds
“Rifle-shots” - bananplyte
“Rock-tumble-2” - stubb
“Crowd-in-panic” - Jenna
“Battle with Monsters and Magic” - Michaël Ghelfi
“Polar Wind” - Fission 9

All sounds from FreeSound.org, unless listed under Allsounds/Audonauti, Free Audio Zone, Fun with Sound, Michaël Ghelfi, or Sword Coast Soundscapes.

Additional sound effects by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi

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Chapter Sixty-Seven: An Eye for an Eye

Tue, 19 Apr 2022 13:00:00 -0000

Change burns in the heart of the Creatorforge. Can our heroes escape the frying pan to get to the fire?

Produced by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi
Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi

Sound Effects:

"Book Sounds Effects" - AllSounds/AudioNauti
“Wind Temple” - Michaël Ghelfi

“Lava-loop-4” - fission09

“Sliding-stone-slab-simulation” - timbre

“Rockfall-06” - tim-kahn

“Electric-wire-03” - glaneur-de-son
“Device powering up” - spoonsandlessspoons
“Fairy Dust Sound Effect” - Free Audio Zone

“Bamf” - themfish

“Portal-idle” - couchhero

“Fireball-whoosh” - robinhood76

“Explosion 01” - Tommccann

“The Underdark” - Sword Coast Soundscapes

“Battle with Monsters and Magic” - Michaël Ghelfi

“Hissing-metal” - vibe_crc-24b

“Industrial Buzz” - Bigmanjoe

“Gut-a-blastix” - rolandseer

“Teleporter-24b” - blend cache”

“Teleport” - outroelison

All sounds from FreeSound.org, unless listed under Allsounds/Audonauti, Free Audio Zone, Fun with Sound, Michaël Ghelfi, or Sword Coast Soundscapes.
Additional sound effects by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi

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Chapter Sixty-Six: The Creatorforge

Tue, 12 Apr 2022 13:03:29 -0000

Zola, Erza, and the warriors of the Fallen Flame make a desperate push towards Mystra's fallen Creatorforge... and Anacra's flaming portal.

Produced by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi
Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi

Sound Effects:

"Book Sounds Effects" - AllSounds/AudioNauti
“Lava-loop-4” - fission09
“Fire-in-fireplace-close-up-reverberant2” - silencyo__silencyo
“Bamf” - themfish
“Explosion-01” - tommccann
“Rock-tumble-2” - stubb
“Sliding-stone-slab-simulation” - timbre
“Wind Temple” - Michaël Ghelfi
“Electric-wire-03” - glaneur-de-son
“Device powering up” - spoonsandlessspoons
“Fairy Dust Sound Effect” - Free Audio Zone
“Portal-idle” - couchhero
“Fireball-whoosh” - robinhood76
“Rifle-shots” - bananplyte
“Whip-crack” - scifisounds
All sounds from FreeSound.org, unless listed under Allsounds/Audonauti, Free Audio Zone, Fun with Sound, Michaël Ghelfi, or Sword Coast Soundscapes.
Additional sound effects by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi

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Chapter Sixty-Five: Parallel Planes

Tue, 05 Apr 2022 13:00:00 -0000

In a fiery plane far beyond Feyfall, Erza and Zola get a new perspective on their world post-Malediction.

Join our Patreon to hear our newest bonus ep: a canon oneshot featuring the Quicklings' origin story, and based off of Dolly Parton's 1980 screwball feminist comedy, "9 to 5!"

Produced by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi
Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi

Sound Effects:

"Book Sounds Effects" - AllSounds/AudioNauti
“Lava-loop-4” - fission09
“Fireball-whoosh” - robinhood76
“Fire-in-fireplace-close-up-reverberant2” - silencyo__silencyo
“Hissing-metal” - vibe_crc-24b
“Rocks-dropped-tumble2” - halleck
“Battle with Monsters and Magic” - Michaël Ghelfi
“ice-frost-spell-skill” - I eminyildirim
“Bamf” - themfish
“Rifle-shots” - bananplyte
“Bullet-ricochet” - aust-paul
“Lightningcrash” - noisenoir
“Gut-a-blastix” - rolandseer
“Industrial buzz” - bigmanjoe
“Electric-wire-03” - glaneur-de-sons
All sounds from FreeSound.org, unless listed under Allsounds/Audonauti, Free Audio Zone, Fun with Sound, Michaël Ghelfi, or Sword Coast Soundscapes.
Additional sound effects by Noah Perito

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Chapter Sixty-Four: Do You Dream?

Tue, 29 Mar 2022 13:00:00 -0000

After narrowly escaping Frigiditch's icy claws, Zola and Erza find themselves with a much bigger issue on their hands; a familiar and unwelcome face appears in the tunnels; and an opportunity presents itself.

Patreon alert: This weekend, we're releasing a one-shot based on Dolly Parton's 9-5. Tumble out of bed and pour yourself a cup of hot bonus episode on our $10 tier!

Produced by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi.
Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi.

Sound Effects:

"Book Sounds Effects" - AllSounds/AudioNauti
“The Underdark” - Sword Coast Soundscapes
“Crack-glass” - 13fpanska-cerny-jan
“Electric-wire-03” - glaneur-de-sons
“Sheet-metal-bend-noise-2” - ch0cchi
“Teleport” - outroelison
“Gut-a-blastix” - rolandseer
“Cracking-earthquake-cracking-soil-cracking-stone” - uagadugu
“Portal-idle” - couchhero
“Rockfall-06” - tim-kahn
“Sword-clash-and-slide” - Fun with Sound
"Blizzard" - Michaël Ghelfi
“Bamf” - themfish
“Lightningcrash” - noisenoir
“Explosion-01” - tommccann
“Lava-loop-4” - fission09

All sounds from FreeSound.org, unless listed under Allsounds/Audonauti, Free Audio Zone, Fun with Sound, Michaël Ghelfi, or Sword Coast Soundscapes.

Additional sound effects by Noah Perito

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Chapter Sixty-Three: All I Have

Tue, 22 Mar 2022 13:00:00 -0000

Standing in the frozen maw of Frigiditch's lair, Erza and Zola must delicately negotiate their survival... and the Shard's.

Losing your mind at the end of this episode? Join our Patreon to hear our post-episode discussion every Wednesday!

Produced by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi.
Music by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi.

Sound Effects:

"Book Sounds Effects" - AllSounds/AudioNauti
"Blizzard" - Michaël Ghelfi
“Cracking-earthquake-cracking-soil-cracking-stone” - uagadugu
“Lightningcrash” - noisenoir
“Crack-glass” - 13fpanska-cerny-jan
“Whip-crack” - scifisounds
“Rifle-shots” - bananplyte
“Bullet-ricochet” - aust-paul
“Electric-wire-03” - glaneur-de-sons
“Ice-frost-spell-skill” - I eminyildirim
“Bamf” - themfish
“Glass-smash” - chewiesmissus
“The Underdark” - Sword Coast Soundscapes

All sounds from FreeSound.org, unless listed under Allsounds/Audonauti, Free Audio Zone, Michaël Ghelfi, or Sword Coast Soundscapes.

Additional sound effects by Noah Perito

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Chapter Sixty-Two: Flailure To Launch

Tue, 15 Mar 2022 13:00:00 -0000

Trapped at the top of Rimewyrm's frozen tower, Zola and Erza must come up with a new plan, and quickly.

We just played a brand new TTRPG over on our Patreon- go check it out! Lisa DM's! Noah plays! It's a little silly!

Produced by Noah Perito + Lisa Condemi
Music by Noah Perito + Lisa Condemi

Sound Effects:

"Book Sounds Effects" - AllSounds/AudioNauti
"Blizzard" - Michaël Ghelfi
“Crack-glass” - 13fpanska-cerny-jan
“Laster-pistol-shooting” - nxrt
“Industrial buzz” - bigmanjoe
“Bullet-ricochet” - aust-paul
“Gut-a-blastix” - rolandseer
“Water gushing” - jakobthiesen
"Fireball whoosh" - robinhood76
"Lightningcrash" - noisenoir
“The Underdark” - Sword Coast Soundscapes

All sounds from FreeSound.org, unless listed under Allsounds/Audonauti, Free Audio Zone, Michaël Ghelfi, or Sword Coast Soundscapes.

Additional sound effects by Noah Perito

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Chapter Sixty-One: Little Monsters

Tue, 08 Mar 2022 14:00:00 -0000

As they press further into dangerous Chromatica territory, Zola and Erza try to get on the same page regarding their... third party member.

We have a new bonus episode up on our Patreon $10 tier, DM'd by Lisa and starring Noah- check it out!

Produced by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi
Music by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi

Sound Effects:

"Book Sounds Effects" - AllSounds/AudioNauti
"The Underdark" - Sword Coast Soundscapes
"Cracking-earthquake-cracking-soil-cracking-stone" - uagadugu
"Landslideseriousextracred" - tayingalive
"Fireball whoosh" - robinhood76
"Fire-in-fireplace-close-up-reverberant2" - silencyo__silencyo
"Bamf" - themfish
"Mountain-brook-1" - owl__areskutan
"big Water Splash" - qubodup
"Lightningcrash" - noisenoir
"Electric-wire-03" - glaneur-de-sons
"Blizzard" - Michaël Gelfi
"Fairy Dust Sound Effect" - Free Audio Zone
"Bullet-ricochet" - aust-paul

All sounds from FreeSound.org, unless listed under Allsounds/Audonauti, Free Audio Zone, Michaël Ghelfi, or Sword Coast Soundscapes.

Additional sound effects by Noah Perito

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Chapter Sixty: Sick Tricks and Slippery Slopes

Tue, 01 Mar 2022 14:10:59 -0000

On an endless camping trip through the Ouroboros Mountains, Zola and Erza tiptoe around delicate topics. A run-in with some mountain-folk leads to things going downhill (literally).

Thank you for helping us get to SIXTY canon episodes!!! Come listen to even more on our Patreon!

Produced by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi
Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi

Sound Effects:

“Book Sounds Effects” - Allsounds/Audionauti
“The Underdark” - Sword Coast Soundscapes
“Lava-loop-4” - fission9
“Rock-tumble-2” - stubb
“Blizzard” - Michaël Ghelfi
“Arrow-woosh-twang-01” - strangely-gnarled
“Gut-a-blastix” - rolandseer
“Industrial Buzz” - bigmanjoe
“Bonk Sound Effect”
“Ice-frost-spell-skill” - I eminyildiri
“Lightningcrash” - noisenoir
“Electric-wire-03” - glaneur-de-sons
“Cracking-earthquake-cracking-soil-cracking-stone” - uagadugu
“Explosion-01” - tommccann
All sounds from Freesound.org unless listed under Allsounds/Audionauti, Michaël Ghelfi, or Sword Coast Soundscapes.

Additional Sound Effects by Noah Perito

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Chapter Fifty-Nine: Tales of Begehrenswert

Tue, 22 Feb 2022 14:00:00 -0000

With the city gates closed behind them, Zola and Erza begin their journey beneath the Ouroboros Mountains. The Shard expects an introduction; Erza recalls a tale of loss.

(We're so excited to be back! Come join us over to our Patreon to hear us discuss this episode on our weekly aftershow, The Afterlife.)

Sound Effects:

“Book Sounds Effects” - Allsounds/Audionauti
“The Underdark” - Sword Coast Soundscapes
“Stonedoor-closeingwithboom” - audiotorpedo
“Electric-wire-03” - glaneur-de-sons
"Fairy Dust Sound Effect" - Free Audio Zone
“Blizzard” - Michaël Ghelfi
“Device powering up” - spoonsandlessspoons
“Industrial Buzz” - bigmanjoe
“Gut-a-blastix” - rolandseer
“Ice-frost-spell-skill” - I eminyildiri
“Whip crack” - scifisounds
“Lightningcrash” - noisenoir

All sounds from Freesound.org unless listed under Allsounds/Audionauti, Michaël Ghelfi, or Sword Coast Soundscapes.

Additional Sound Effects by Noah Perito

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Valentine's Day Special: Alright Angels

Tue, 15 Feb 2022 14:01:16 -0000

What could be scarier than saving the world? Filling out an online dating profile, I guess.

Join us for this incredibly silly AND incredibly romantic Valentine's Day special. We are back with canon episodes NEXT WEEK!

Sound Effects:
"Coastal Town" - Sword Coast Soundscapes
"Sword-Clash-and-Slide" - Fun with Sound
"Ship Cabin" - Sword Coast Soundscapes

All sounds from Freesound.org, Fun With Sound, and Sword Coast Soundscapes.
Additional sounds by Noah Perito.

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The Ballad of Brigid: Part Two

Tue, 08 Feb 2022 14:00:00 -0000

Brigid and Baba Reishii fly towards Phaserot, in pursuit of a strange yet familiar stone.

Thank you to our special guest, Ashley Goodwin, for helping us ring in the new year! Next TNTDTuesday, we'll be releasing last year's Valentine's Day Special from Patreon to the main feed. Then we will be BACK with Gorgonzola the following week!

If you want to hear a cool bonus episode where Noah and I magically generate characters for one another and then bring them on an inter-planar-tary adventure, that's over on our $10 Patreon tier!

Produced by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi
Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi

Sound Effects:

“Book Sounds Effects” - Allsounds/Audionauti
“Wind Temple” - Michaël Ghelfi
“Fireball-whoosh” - robinhood76
“Teleporter” - blendcache
“Teleport” - outroelison
“Bamf” - themfish
“Submarine-sonar” - breviceps
“Cracking-earthquake-cracking-soil-cracking-stone” - uagadugu
“Champagne glasses” - idabrandao
“Flare-fire-into-sky-with-tail” - Kyles
“Fire-in-fireplace-close-up-reverberant2” - silencyo__silencyo
“Explosion 01” - Tommccann

All sounds from Freesound.org unless listed under Allsounds/Audionauti, Michaël Ghelfi, or Sword Coast Soundscapes.

Additional Sounds by Noah Perito

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The Ballad of Brigid: Part One

Tue, 01 Feb 2022 14:18:58 -0000

Part one of a two-part canon special.

Far away from Zola and Erza in Balderheim... Brigid must convince her people to act against the threat of the Omnimalum.

Some ways you can support us this year: leave a review on Apple, rate our show on Spotify, recommend the show to a friend, or become a member of our Patreon!

Produced by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi.
Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi.

Sound Effects:

“Mysterious Jungle” - Michaël Ghelfi
“Posh-dinner-party” - 7by7
“Ocarina-trill-shaman-canyon-01-g” - carloscarty
“Indoor-adult-murmur-large-group” - splicesound
“Evening Town” - Sword Coast Soundscapes
“Wind Temple” - Michaël Ghelfi
“Hissing-metal” - vibe_crc-24b
“Fireball-whoosh” - robinhood76
“Flare-fire-into-sky-with-tail” - Kyles
“Fire-in-fireplace-close-up-reverberant2” - silencyo__silencyo
“Explosion 01” - Tommccann
“Cracking-earthquake-cracking-soil-cracking-stone” - uagadugu
“Blizzard” - Michaël Ghelfi
“Teleporter” - blendcache
“Teleport” - outroelison
“Fetid Swamp” - Sword Coast Soundscapes
“Book Sounds Effects” - Allsounds/Audionauti

All sounds from Freesound.org unless listed under Allsounds/Audionauti, Michaël Ghelfi, or Sword Coast Soundscapes.

Additional Sounds by Noah Perito

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Chapter Fifty-Eight: Drinking Buddies

Tue, 28 Dec 2021 14:00:00 -0000

(CW: This episode contains some binge drinking. If that's not your jam, feel free to skip time-codes 47:40-1:13:43. Please enjoy your grog responsibly!)

Erza and Gorgonzola place one last bet as they begin to wear out their Balderheim welcome.

This is our last episode until late Jan/early Feb! If you start to miss us, check out our Patreon where there are livestreams, aftershows, bonus episodes, and more. Stay posted on our return through social media- we're @trynottodiepod everywhere. :)

Produced by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi
Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi

Sound Effects:

"Book Sounds Effects" - AllSounds/Audionauti
“Quiet Tavern” - Sword Coast Soundscapes
“Door opening 1” - Bowen707
"Fairy Dust Sound Effect" - Free Audio Zone
“Daytime Tavern” - Sword Coast Soundscapes
“Sword-clash-and-slide” - Fun with Sound
“Wooden door smash” - Eneasz
“Cracking-earthquake-cracking-soil-cracking-stone” - uagadugu
“Device powering up” - spoonsandlessspoons
“Crashing” - smmassuda
“Dark Elves City” - Michaël Ghelfi
“Metal-gate-01” - silentstrikez
“Sliding-stone-slab-simulation” - timbre

All sounds from Freesound.org unless listed under Michaël Ghelfi, Sword Coast Soundscapes, Free Audio Zone, or Allsounds

Additional sounds by Noah Perito

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Frostjoy Special: A Fool's Errand

Fri, 24 Dec 2021 22:56:19 -0000

Last-minute gift-hunting on Frostjoy Eve? Really never a good idea.

We present to you our second annual Frostjoy Special... DM'd by Lisa!

We'll be back with one more canon episode next week, then we'll be breaking for the month of January to rest and recharge. Thank you for all your support this year, and we wish you a safe and healthy holiday season!

Produced by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi
Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi

Sound Effects:

“Blizzard” - Michaël Ghelfi
“Fire-in-fireplace-close-up-revererberant2” - silencyo__silencyo
“Teleporter-24b” - blendcache
“Teleport” - Outroelison
“Forest Daytime” - Sword Coast Soundscapes
“The Underdark” - Sword Coast Soundscapes
“Bamf” - themfish
“Cowbells” - supersciri
“Metalrattle_drawbridge” - jorickhoofd_attribution
“Crashing” - smmassuda
"Book Sounds Effects" - AllSounds/Audionauti
"Stream River Water Up Close" - jackthemurray
"Bubbling" - infernus2
"Beer fermenter gurgling" - SpliceSound

All sounds from Freesound.org unless listed under Michaël Ghelfi, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Allsounds

Additional sounds by Lisa Condemi and Noah Perito

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Chapter Fifty-Seven: D!ckbashers!

Tue, 21 Dec 2021 14:00:00 -0000

Continuing their one wild night in Balderheim, Zola and Erza make a potential faux pas. Next week's episode (Ch 58) will be our last story episode before the New Year! We'll be back with our second-ever Frostjoy Special on December 24th, then we'll be taking a short break while we plan and record the next arc. Expect us back for our... TWO-YEAR ANNIVERSARY!!! Thank you for all your support, and if you miss us? Just join us over on Patreon. Produced by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi Sound Effects: "Book Sounds Effects" - AllSounds/Audionauti “Battle with Monsters and Magic” - Michaël Ghelfi “Large-crowd-medium-distance-stereo” - eguobyte “Crowd-cheering-soft-cheering-and-chatter” - gregorquendel “Balle-ping-pong-1” - beskhu “Crowd-boo” - deleted-user-2104797 “Window breaking” - m1a2t3z4 “Electric-wire-03” - glaneur-de-sons “Sword-clash-and-slide” - Fun with Sound “Cracking-earthquake-cracking-soil-cracking-stone” - uagadugu “Lightningcrash” - noisenoir “Device powering up” - spoonsandlessspoons “Bamf” - themfish “Evening Town” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Daytime Tavern” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Door opening 1” - Bowen707 “Shower-turn-on-run-turn-off-drain-water” - wav junction-com All sounds from Freesound.org unless listed under Michaël Ghelfi, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Allsounds Additional sounds by Noah Perito

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Chapter Fifty-Six: What Happens In Balderheim

Tue, 14 Dec 2021 16:35:05 -0000

Erza and Zola live it up as they reach the inner streets of Balderheim. Familiar figures follow, as always.

Join our Patreon! We'll do a silly dance.

Produced by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi.
Music by by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi.

"Book Sounds Effects" - AllSounds/Audionauti
“Dark Elves City” - Michaël Ghelfi
“Small Marketplace” - Sword Coast Soundscapes
“Wind Temple” - Michaël Ghelfi
“Entrance bell” - zott820
“Daytime Tavern” - Sword Coast Soundscapes
“Sword-clash-and-slide” - Fun with Sound
“Metalrattle_drawbridge” - jorickhoofd
“Arrow-woosh-twang-01” - strangely-gnarled
“Wood Splintering” - Craigsmith
“Sliding-stone-slab-simulation” - timbre
“Battle with Monsters and Magic” - Michaël Ghelfi
“Large-crowd-medium-distance-stereo” - eguobyte
“Crowd-cheering-soft-cheering-and-chatter” - gregorquendel
All sounds from Freesound.org unless listed under Michaël Ghelfi, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Allsounds

Additional sounds by Noah Perito

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Chapter Fifty-Five: Balderheim Bound

Tue, 07 Dec 2021 13:24:15 -0000

Erza leads Gorgonzola through the gates of Balderheim proper; Zola keeps important secrets.

Join us over on Patreon! We have a weekly after-show, a monthly bonus episode, and more! Plus all episodes entirely ad-free.

Produced by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi
Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi

Sound Effects:

"Book Sounds Effects" - AllSounds/Audionauti
“Daytime Tavern” - Sword Coast Soundscapes
“Small Marketplace” - Sword Coast Soundscapes
“Blizzard” - Michaël Ghelfi
“Door opening 1” - Bowen707
“Fireball-whoosh” - robinhood76
“Explosion_01” - Tommccann
“Fire-in-fireplace-close-up-reverberant2” - silencyo__silencyo
“Wooden door smash” - Eneasz
“Flare-fire-into-sky-with-tail” - Kyles
“Champagne glasses” - idabrandao
“Crack-glass” - 13fpanska-cerny-jan
“Quiet Tavern” - Sword Coast Soundscapes
“Crashing” - smmassuda
“Window breaking” - m1a2t3z4
“Battle with Monsters and Magic” - Michaël Ghelfi
“Dark Elves City” - Michaël Ghelfi
All sounds from Freesound.org unless listed under Michaël Ghelfi, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Allsounds

Additional sounds by Noah Perito

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Chapter Fifty-Four: Try Not To Lie

Tue, 30 Nov 2021 13:24:53 -0000

Zola fights to make it Balderheim in one piece, as her lies begin to falter.

Hey- we are trying to make a Try Not To Die Musical Episode over on our Patreon! Come help us reach that goal?

Produced by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi.
Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi.

Sound Effects:
"Book Sounds Effects" - AllSounds/Audionauti
“Lightningcrash” - noisenoir
“Cracking-earthquake-cracking-soil-cracking-stone” - uagadugu
“Crashing” - smmassuda
“R29-r30-breaking-wooden-poles” - craigsmith
“Wooden door smash” - Eneasz
“Industrial buzz” - bigmanjoe
“Gut-a-blastix” - rolandseer
“Fire-in-fireplace-close-up-reverberant2” - silencyo__silencyo
“Door opening 1” - Bowen707
“Small Marketplace” - Sword Coast Soundscapes
“Blizzard” - Michaël Ghelfi
“Daytime Tavern” - Sword Coast Soundscapes
“Fairy Dust Sound Effect”
“Champagne glasses” - idabrandao
“Teleport” - outroelison
"Tape Rewind Sound Effect" - Viral Vids NL
“Teleported-24b” - blend cache
“Ice-frost-spell-skill” - I eminyildirim
“Fireball-whoosh” - robinhood76
“Flare-fire-into-sky-with-tail” - Kyles
“Phone-dial” - breviceps
“Purring” - Shisha the Cat
“Coins-fall-2” - belanhud
“Crack-glass” - 13fpanska-cerny-jan
All sounds from Freesound.org unless listed under Michaël Ghelfi, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Allsounds
Additional sounds by Noah Perito

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Chapter Fifty-Three: Frantic Farewells

Tue, 23 Nov 2021 14:00:00 -0000

Zola hits the books, then makes a break for Balderheim. Smyte has a change of heart.

If you want extra content this holiday season, consider gifting us with your presence on our Patreon!

Produced by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi.
Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi.

Sound Effects:
"Book Sounds Effects" - AllSounds/Audionauti
“Wind Temple” - Michaël Ghelfi
“Industrial Buzz” - Bigmanjoe
“Gut-a-blastix” - rolandseer
“Fairy Dust Sound Effect” - Free Audio Zone
“R29-30-breaking-wooden-poles” - Craigsmith
“Flare-fire-into-sky-with-tail” - Kyles
“Fireball-whoosh” - robinhood76
“Fire (27-35-large-fire-burning)” - Craigsmith
“Sword-clash-and-slide” - Fun with Sound
“Bamf” - themfish
“Teleporter-24b” - blendcache
“Teleport” - outroelison
“Lightningcrash” - noisenoir
“Explosion” - tommccann
“Dark Elves City” - Michaël Ghelfi
“Sliding-stone-slab-simulation” - timbre
“City Sewer” - Sword Coast Soundscapes
“Large-crowd-medium-distance-stereo” - eguobyte
“Small Marketplace” - Sword Coast Soundscapes
“Door opening 1” - Bowen707
“Fire-in-fireplace-close-up-reverberant2” - silencyo__silencyo
All sounds from Freesound.org unless listed under Allsounds, Free Audio Zone, Fun with Sound, Michaël Ghelfi, or Sword Coast Soundscapes
Additional sound effects by Noah Perito

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Chapter Fifty-Two: Truths Long Overdue

Tue, 16 Nov 2021 13:00:00 -0000

Zola finally checks out a couple books at the Erudite Study.

If you'd like to support our show, the best way is to join us over on Patreon!

Produced by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi
Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi

Sound Effects:

"Book Sounds Effects" - AllSounds/Audionauti
“Small Marketplace” - Sword Coast Soundscapes
“Wind Temple” - Michaël Ghelfi
“Teleporter-24b” - blendcache
“Fairy Dust Sound Effect” - Free Audio Zone
“Teleport” - outroelison
"Device powering up” - spoonsandlessspoons

All sounds from Freesound.org unless listed under Michaël Ghelfi, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Allsounds

Additional sounds by Noah Perito

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Chapter Fifty-One: Back To School

Tue, 09 Nov 2021 14:00:00 -0000

Gorgonzola returns to campus with a to-do list and a study buddy; Kittle reveals her distracting invention.

If you'd like to support our show, please join our Patreon! We have multiple weekly/monthly shows there!

Produced by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi.
Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi.

Sound Effects:

"Book Sounds Effects" - AllSounds/Audionauti
“Small Marketplace” - Sword Coast Soundscapes
“Phone-dial” - breviceps
“Sword-clash-and-slide” - Fun with Sound
“entrance-bell” - zott820 “Door opening 1” - Bowen707
"30 Minutes of NYC Subway Sounds" - Relaxing Recordings
“Device-powerin-up” - spoonsandlessspoons
“Industrial buzz” - bigmanjoe “Sparks” - erh
“Subway-door-close” - tweeterdj
“Fire-in-fireplace-close-up-reverberant2” - silencyo__silencyo
"Deadbolt1” - orestesi910
“Evening Town” - Sword Coast Soundscapes
“Coffee-mug-breaking” - deleted-user-7146007
“trash-can-falling” - nestra
“Electric-wire-03” - glaneur-de-sons
“Fireball-whoosh” - robinhood76
“Hissing metal” - vibe_crc-24b
“Wind Temple” - Michaël Ghelfi

All sounds from Freesound.org unless listed under Michaël Ghelfi, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Allsounds

Additional sounds by Noah Perito

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Chapter Fifty: Opening Up

Tue, 02 Nov 2021 13:00:00 -0000

Gorgonzola crash-lands back into the capital-- just in time for the Charcuterie Festival.

(THANK YOU for supporting us all the way through our fiftieth episode! You guys are the coolest. If you would like to support us further, consider joining our Patreon, where we post bonus content every single week!)

Produced by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi

Sound Effects:
"Book Sounds Effects" - AllSounds/Audionauti
“Crashing” - smmassuda
“Fire-in-fireplace-close-up-reverberant2” - silencyo__silencyo
“Gut-a-blastix” - rolandseer
“Sword-clash-and-slide” - Fun with Sound
“Window breaking” - m1a2t3z4
“Door opening 1” - Bowen707
“Fairy Dust Sound Effect” - Free Audio Zone
“Large-crowd-medium-distance-stereo” - eguobyte
“Small Marketplace” - Sword Coast Soundscapes
“Coins-fall-2” - belahud
“Entrance-bell” - Zott820

All sounds from Freesound.org unless listed under Sword Coast Soundscapes, Allsounds, or Free Audio Zone

Additional sounds by Noah Perito

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Chapter Forty-Nine: Caught

Tue, 26 Oct 2021 13:00:00 -0000

....and we're BACK with Book Four of Try Not To Die!

Transported via plant, Brigid and Smyte find themselves far away from The Socket. An onslaught of Omnimalum forces fall upon Zola and NP. The shard, as always, complicates matters.

Thank you to our incredible guest, Ashley Goodwin!

If you missed us during the break, become a member of our Patreon! You'll never be without sweet, sweet bonus content again.

Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi
Produced by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi

Sound Effects:
"Book Sounds Effects" - AllSounds/Audionauti
“Mysterious Jungle” - Michaël Ghelfi
“Gut-a-blastix” - rolandseer
“Crowd-in-panic” - Ienba
“Fairy Dust Sound Effect” - Free Audio Zone
“Fireball-whoosh” - robinhood76
“Lightning crash” - noisenoir
“Flare-fire-into-sky-with-tail” - Kyles
“Fire-in-fireplace-close-up-reverberant2” - silencyo__silencyo
“Bamf” - themfish
“Cooing” - dobroide
“Phone-dial” - breviceps
“Cracking-earth-cracking-soil-cracking-stone” - uagadugu
“big Water Splash” - qubodup
“Electric-wire-03” - glaneur-de-sons
“Explosion 01” - tommccann
“Wind Temple” - Michaël Ghelfi
“Stone-on-stone” - thanvannispen
“Wind-2” - huggy13ear
“Battle with Monsters and Magic” - Michaël Ghelfi
“Gasp” - zerocarina
All sounds from Freesound.org unless listed under Michaël Ghelfi.

Additional Sounds by Noah Perito

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BONUS EPISODE: Session 0 - Brigid, Keeper of the All-Fire

Tue, 12 Oct 2021 20:37:09 -0000

Far away from Zola, Smyte, and Aurealia... we meet Brigid, Keeper of the All-Fire.

We're releasing Brigid's Session 0 (previously a Content Surge on our Patreon) onto the main feed in anticipation of our return to canon episodes and the beginning of our fourth book in just TWO WEEKS! Mark your calendars for October 26th, and for now, retreat into cool shade beneath the canopy of the lush Veridantes Jungle...

Starring the talented, cunning and hilarious Ashley Goodwin as Brigid!

Produced by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi
Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi

Sound Effects:

"Book Sounds Effects" - AllSounds/Audionauti
“Jungles of Chult” - Sword Coast Soundscapes
“Fireball whoosh” - robinhood76__05225.1
“Water gushing” - jakobthiesen
“In the rain” - Sword Coast Soundscapes
“Cracking-earthquake-crack-soil-cracking-stone” - uagadugu
"Big Water Splash" - qubodup
“Hissing metal” - vibe_crc-24b
“Lightning crash” - noisenoir

All sounds from Freesound.org unless listed under Sword Coast Soundscapes

Additional Sound Effects by Noah Perito

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Chapter Forty-Eight: I'll Be Right Back

Tue, 31 Aug 2021 12:23:39 -0000

Part II of Book Three's Finale.

The opportunity for escape grows at the heart of the Socket. Mystra receives a bevy of new acolytes.

Produced by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi
Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi

Sound Effects:

“Book Sounds Effects" - AllSounds/Audionauti
“Fireball-whoosh” - robinhood76
“Fire-in-fireplace-close-up-reverberant2” - silencyo__silencyo
“Explosion 01” - tommccann
“Ice-frost-spell-skill” - I eminyildirim
“Battle with Monsters and Magic” - Michaël Ghelfi
“Cracking-earthquake-cracking-soil-cracking-stone” -uagadugu
“Bullet-ricochet” - aust-paul
“Electric-wire-03” - glaneur-de-sons
"Gut-a-blastix” - rolandseer
“Industrial Buzz” - bigmanjoe
“Crowd-in-panic” - ienba
“Rock-tumble-2” - stubb
“Window breaking” - m1a2t3z4
“Hissing metal” - vibe_crc-24b
“Crack-glass” - 13ffpanska-cerny-jan
"Fairy Dust Sound Effect" - Free Audio Zone
“Coins-fall” - belanhud
All sounds from Freesound.org unless noted with Free Audio Zone, Fun with Sound, Michaël Ghelfi, or Sword Coast Soundscapes
Additional Sounds by Noah Perito

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Chapter Forty-Seven: A Golden Opportunity

Tue, 24 Aug 2021 11:00:00 -0000

Part 1 of Book 3's Finale.

Stilton takes an early lunch while Brigid helps out a new friend; the squad finally attempts to free the prisoners of the Omnimalum.

Produced by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi.
Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi.

Sound Effects:

“Book Sounds Effects" - AllSounds/Audionauti

“Forest Daytime” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Areskutan-mountain-brook-1” - owl "Fairy Dust Sound Effect" - Free Audio Zone

“Electric-wire-03” - glaneur-de-sons

“Sliding-stone-slab-simulation” - timbre

“The Underdark” - Sword Coast Soundscapes

“Sword-clash-and-slide” - Fun with Sound

“Sheet-metal-bend-noise-2” - ch0cchi

“Cracking-earthquake-cracking-soil-cracking-stone” -uagadugu

“Crunch-whoosh-1” - alexkandrell

“Bending-metal” - nachtmahrtv

“Crashing” -smmassuda

“Large-crowd-medium-distance-stereo” - eguobyte

“Explosion 01” - tommccann

“Rock-tumble-2” - stubb

“Rocks-dropped-tumble-2” - halleck

“Fireball-whoosh” - robinhood76

Additional Sounds by Noah Perito

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Chapter Forty-Six: Perfection Descends

Wed, 18 Aug 2021 03:49:19 -0000

Zola, Brigid and Smyte make their way towards the dark, imposing Pupil that lies at the center of the Socket. Stilton runs late for a business meeting.

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Produced by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi
Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi

Sound Effects:

“Book Sounds Effects" - AllSounds/Audionauti
“Areskutan-mountain-brook-1” - owl

“Entrance-bell” - zott820

“Fireball-whoosh” - robinhood76

“The Underdark” - Sword Coast Soundscapes

“Sliding-stone-slab-simulation” - timbre

“Bamf” - themfish

"Sword-clash-and-slide" - Fun with Sound

“Dark Elves City” - Michael Ghelfi

“Forest Daytime” - Sword Coast Soundscapes

“Small-creature-scamper-on-carpet” - clgood
"industrial buzz" - bigmanjoe

“Ice-frost-spell-skill” = I eminyildirim

“Cracking-earthquake-cracking-soil-cracking-stone” -uagadugu

“Rock-tumble-2” - Stubbs

“Hissing metal” - vibe_crc

“Laser-pistol-shooting” - nxrt

Additional Sounds by Noah Perito

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Chapter Forty-Five: Pandora's Box

Tue, 10 Aug 2021 12:12:16 -0000

Zola, Brigid and Smyte attend an impromptu appointment. Lunch will be provided.

Produced by: Noah Perito, Lisa Condemi
Music by: Noah Perito, Lisa Condemi

Sound Effects:

“Book Sounds Effects" - AllSounds/Audionauti “Areskutan-mountain-brook-1” - owl
"sparks" - erh
"industrial buzz" - bigmanjoe
“Sliding-stone-slab-simulation” - timbre
"Splash sw3" - Setuniman
“Fireball-whoosh” - robinhood76
“Explosion_01 - tommccann”
“Window breaking” - m1a2t3z4
"Sword-clash-and-slide" - Fun with Sound
“Rock-tumble-2” - stubb
“Rockfall-06” - Tim-kahn
“Entrance-bell” - zott820
Additional Sound Effects by Noah Perito

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Chapter Forty-Four: The Best Laid Plans

Tue, 27 Jul 2021 11:00:00 -0000

Zola, Brigid and Smyte fight to free the captives of the Souldier project.

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Produced by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi
Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi

Sound Effects:
“Book Sounds Effects" - AllSounds/Audionauti
“Fireball-whoosh” - robinhood76
“Fire-in-fireplace-close-up-reverberant2” - silencyo __silencyo
"Sword-clash-and-slide" - Fun with Sound
"Fairy Dust Sound Effect" - Free Audio Zone
"industrial buzz" - bigmanjoe
"gut-a-blastix" - rolandseer
“The Underdark” - Sword Coast Soundscapes
“Crashing” - smmassuda
“Sliding-stone-slab-simulation” - timbre
“Dark Elves City” - Michaël Ghelfi
“Elevator” - kgarman314
“Areskutan-mountain-brook-1” - owl
"sparks" - erh
"entrance-bell" - zott820
"lightningcrash" - noisenoir
“Hawk-eagle-cry-distant” - princeofworms
“Hissing metal” - vibe_crc
“Electric-sparks-railway-a” - inspectorj

Additional Sound Effects by Noah Perito

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Chapter Forty-Three: Twisted Machinations

Tue, 20 Jul 2021 11:00:00 -0000

Zola, Brigid and Smyte discover what lies inside the Omnimalum's arcane laboratory.

Produced by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi

Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi

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Sound Effects:

“Book Sounds Effects" - AllSounds/Audionauti

“Dark Elves City” - Michaël Ghelfi

“Sliding-stone-slab-simulation” - timbre

"sparks" - erh

"lightningcrash" - noisenoir

“Hawk-eagle-cry-distant” - princeofworms

"entrance-bell" - zott820

“Door opening 1” - Bowen707

"phone-dial" - breviceps

"smoke-detector-alarm-close-perspective" - splicesound

“Fireball-whoosh” - robinhood76

“Fire-in-fireplace-close-up-reverberant2” - silencyo __silencyo

"Wooden door smash" - Eneasz

“Hissing metal” - vibe_crc

“Cracking-earthquake-cracking-soil-cracking-stone” - uagadugu

"robot-walking-demo" - kwahmah

"industrial buzz" bigmanjoe

"gut-a-blastix" - rolandseer

"Sword-clash-and-slide" - Fun with Sound

"Explosion 01" - tommccann

"Fairy Dust Sound Effect" - Free Audio Zone

"bullet-ricochet" - aust-paul

“Crashing” - smmassuda

Additional Sound Effects by Noah Perito

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Chapter Forty-Two: Me On Your Side

Tue, 13 Jul 2021 11:00:00 -0000

Dreams and the past weigh heavy on the trio as they wind their way into the fearsome heart of the Socket.

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Produced by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi
Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi

Sound Effects:

“Book Sounds Effects" - AllSounds/Audionauti

“Dark Elves City” - Michaël Ghelfi

“Bonk Sound Effect” - Yer Boi Lloris

“Crashing” - smmassuda

“Marble” - jradcoolness

“Marbles-in-glass” - lightartphotos

“Cabled-mess” - demijohn

“Balle-ping-pong” - beskhu

“Ratsqueak” - zabuhailo

“Big Water Splash” - qubodup

“Fireball-whoosh” - robinhood76

“Fire-in-fireplace-close-up-reverberant2” - silencyo __silencyo

“Cracking-earthquake-cracking-soil-cracking-stone” - uagadugu

“Rockfall-06” - Tim-kahn

“Rocks-dropped-tumble” - halleck

“Window breaking” - m1a2t3z4

“Crowd-in-panic” - ienba

“Large-crowd-medium-distance-stereo” - eguobyte

“Medieval army marching loop” - yap-audio-production

“Hissing metal” - vibe_crc

"Fairy Dust Sound Effect" - Free Audio Zone

“Hawk-eagle-cry-distant” - princeofworms

“Sliding-stone-slab-simulation” - timbre

Additional Sound Effects by Noah Perito

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Chapter Forty-One: Labyrinth of Lies

Tue, 29 Jun 2021 11:00:00 -0000

The gang navigates the grim alleys of The Socket. Zola and Brigid both make unexpected discoveries.

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Produced by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi
Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi

Sound Effects:

“Book Sounds Effects" - AllSounds/Audionauti 
“The Underdark” - Sword Coast Soundscapes
“Hawk-eagle-cry-distant” - PrinceofWorms
“Robot-walking-demo” -kwahmah
“Blacksmith” - Sword Coast Soundscapes
“Flare-fire-into-sky-with-tail” - Kyles
“Fireball-whoosh” - robinhood76
“Medievalarmymarchingloop” - Yap-audio-production
“Sword-clash-and-slide” - Fun with Sound 
"Fairy Dust Sound Effect" - Free Audio Zone
“Metal-gate-01” - silentstrikez
“Metalrattle_drawbridge” - jorickhoofd
“Sliding-stone-slab-simulation” - timbre
“Explosion 01” - tommccann
“Dark Elves City” - Michaël Ghelfi
“Shower-turn-on-run-turn-off-drain-water” - wavjunction-com
“Door opening 1” - Bowen707
"Tradecenterhall2” - zabuhailo
“Jungles of Chult” - Sword Coast Soundscapes
“Fire-in-fireplace-close-up-reverberant2” - silencyo___silencyo  
Additional Sound Effects by Noah Perito

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Chapter Forty: The Socket

Tue, 22 Jun 2021 12:13:18 -0000

With the twist of a ring, the team infiltrates the crystal chasms of the Underdark.

Produced by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi

Sound Effects:

“Book Sounds Effects" - AllSounds/Audionauti 
“The Underdark” - Sword Coast Soundscapes
"Fairy Dust Sound Effect" - Free Audio Zone
“Bamf” - themfish
“Robot-walking-demo” - kwahmah
“Sparks” - erh
“Microwave-buttons-beep” - mrrap4food
“Computer-startup” - squashy555
“Texting” -squashy555
 “Industrial buzz” - bigmanjoe  
“Gut-a-blastix” - rolandseer
“Sword-clash-and-slide” - Fun with Sound
“Ice-frost-spell-skill” - eminyildirim
“Hissing metal” - vibe_crc   
Additional Sound Effects by Noah Perito

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Chapter Thirty-Nine: Bobbleheads, Beef Patties, and Books, Oh My!

Tue, 15 Jun 2021 13:24:12 -0000

Zola, Brigid and Smyte trek deeper into the labyrinthine tunnels of the Omnimalum's lair. Along the way, they encounter some tchotchke. What a world.

If everyone joins our Patreon community, we can all run away together!

Produced by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi
Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi

Sound Effects:
“Book Sounds Effects" - AllSounds/Audionauti

“Entrance-bell” - zott820
“The Underdark” - Sword Coast Soundscapes

“Fireball-whoosh” - robinhood76__05225
“Sword-clash-and-slide” - Fun with Sound
“Industrial buzz” - bigmanjoe
“Gut-a-blastix” - rolandseer
“Teleport” - outroelison

“Whip-crack” - Scifisounds

“phone-dial” - breviceps

“Rocks-dropped-tumble-2” - halleck
“Hissing-metal” - vibe_crc

“Rock-tumble-2” - stubb

Additional Sound Effects by Noah Perito

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Chapter Thirty-Eight: Mind the Gap

Tue, 08 Jun 2021 12:00:00 -0000

Zola, Brigid, and Smyte descend into the sewers beneath the Sprawl. The path to rescuing Moss Peacewillow is riddled with foes—some old, some new.

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Sound Effects:

“Book Sounds Effects" - AllSounds/Audionauti
“City Sewer” - Sword Coast Soundscapes
“Mouse-squeaks” - Shyguy014
“Cracking-earthquake-cracking-soil-cracking-stone” - uagadugu
“Fireball-whoosh” - robinhood76__05225
“Whip-crack” - Scifisounds
“Explosion 01” - tommccann
“Hissing-metal” - vibe_crc-24b
“Big Water Splash” - qubodup
“wooden door smash” - Eneasz
“Sparks” - erh
“Device powering up” - spoonsandlessspoons
“Industrial buzz” - bigmanjoe
"30 Minutes of NYC Subway Sounds" - Relaxing Recordings
“Crashing” - smmassuda
“Rocks-dropped-tumble-2” - halleck
“Subway-door-close” - tweeterdj
“Entrance-bell” - zott820

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Chapter Thirty-Seven: Best Friends, Loose Ends

Tue, 01 Jun 2021 13:05:43 -0000

As Lord Achillion is kept hostage in the Drunken Drake, it finally rains. And then it pours.

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Sound Effects:

“Book Sounds Effects" - AllSounds/Audionauti
“Evening Town” - Sword Coast Soundscapes
“Metal-gate-01” - silentstrikez
“Entrance-bell” - zott820
“In The Rain” - Sword Coast Soundscapes
“Lightningcrash” - noisenoir
“Crashing” - smmassuda
“Wooden door smash" - Eneasz
"Tape Rewind Sound Effect" - Viral Vids NL
“R29-30-breaking-wooden-poles” - Craigsmith
“Wood Splintering” - wavecal22
“Bamf” - themfish
“Sword-clash-and-slide” - Fun with Sound
“Rocks-dropped-tumble-2” - halleck
Fairy Dust Sound Effect" - Free Audio Zone
“Sliding-stone-slab-simulation” - timbre
Additional Sound Effects by Noah Perito

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Chapter Thirty-Six: The Flames Grow Higher

Tue, 25 May 2021 12:00:00 -0000

The lights of the Drunken Drake go out on a Thursday.

Produced by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi

Sound Effects:

"Book Sounds Effects" - AllSounds/Audionauti
“Evening Town” - Sword Coast Soundscapes
"door opening 1" - Bowen707
“Fire-in-fireplace-close-up-reverberant2” - silencyo_silencyo
“Small Marketplace” - Sword Coast Soundscapes
"30 Minutes of NYC Subway Sounds" - Relaxing Recordings
"Device powering up" - Spoonsandlesss
"Industrial Buzz" - Bigmanjoe
“Sparks” - erh_1
“Subway-door-close” - tweeterdj
“Entrance-bell” - zott820
“Flare-fire-into-sky-with-tail” - Kyles
"Explosion” - Tommccann_
“Fireball-whoosh” - robinhood76__05225
“Bamf” - themfish
“Wood-splintering (1 Break)” - wavecal22
“wooden door smash” - Eneasz
“Sword-clash-and-slide” - Fun with Sound
“Electric-wire-03” - glaneur-de-sons
“Hissing metal” - vibe_crc-24b_1
“Ice-frost-spell-skill” - eminyildirim
“Cracking-earthquake-cracking-soil-cracking-stone” - uagadugu
“Phone-dial” - breviceps

Additional Sounds by Noah Perito

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Chapter Thirty-Five: Stoking the Fire

Tue, 18 May 2021 12:00:00 -0000

An urgent matter has been brewing for days, and is finally brought to Zola's attention. A trip to Marfin's has mixed results. A new unauthorized caster arrives in Aurealia.

Produced by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi
Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi

Sound Effects:

"Book Sounds Effects" - AllSounds/Audionauti
“Jungles of Chult” - Sword Coast Soundscapes
“Fairy Dust Sound Effect” - Free Audio Zone
“Cracking earthquake-cracking-soil-cracking-stone” - uagadugu
“Teleport” - Outroelison
"Small Marketplace" - Sword Coast Soundscapes
"Door Opening 1" - Bowen707
“Sword-clash-and-slide” - Fun with Sound
"Quiet Tavern" - Sword Coast Soundscapes
"30 Minutes of NYC Subway Sounds" - Relaxing Recordings
"Device powering up" - Spoonsandlesss
"Industrial Buzz" - Bigmanjoe
"Subway-door-close" - Tweeterdj_1
"Fireball-whoosh" - robinhood76
“Large-crowd-medium-distance-stereo” - eguobyte
“Fire-in-fireplace-close-up-reverberant2 - Silencyo__silencyo
"Evening Town" - Sword Coast Soundscapes

Additional sounds by Noah Perito

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BONUS EPISODE: Battle of the Babies!

Tue, 11 May 2021 12:06:21 -0000

[Autark Aurealius voice] Welcome to the Glory Pits everybodyyyyyyyyy let's battle some weird babies

Enjoy this sample of what our monthly Content Surge looks like on our Patreon! We'll be back next week with canon episodes.

Sound Effects:

Cracking-earthquke-cracking-soil-cracking-stone” - Uagadugu
“Large-crowd-medium-distance-stereo” - eguobyte
“Rock-tumble-2” - stubb
“Crowd-cheering-soft-cheering-and-chatter” - gregorquendel
“Crowd-in-panic” - Ienba
“Lightningcrash” - noisenoir
“Sparks” - erh
“Laugh-crowd-1” - funwithsound
“Fireball-whoosh” - robinhood76
Additional sound effects by Noah Perito

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Chapter Thirty-Four: She Fell So We May Rise

Tue, 04 May 2021 11:00:00 -0000

Gorgonzola signs up for classes, then has several unexpected meetings. I mean, doesn't anyone use a calendar anymore?

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Produced by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi
Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi

Sound Effects:
"Book Sounds Effects" - AllSounds/Audionauti
"Small Marketplace" - Sword Coast Soundscapes
"School-hall-1.14" - dr-macak
"Door Opening 1" - Bowen707
"Evening Town" - Sword Coast Soundscapes
"30 Minutes of NYC Subway Sounds" - Relaxing Recordings
"In The Rain" - Sword Coast Soundscapes
"Device powering up" - Spoonsandlesss
"Industrial Buzz" - Bigmanjoe
"Subway-door-close" - Tweeterdj_1
"Entrance-bell" - Zott820
"Quiet Tavern" - Sword Coast Soundscapes
"Fireball-whoosh" - robinhood76
Additional sounds by Noah Perito

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Chapter Thirty-Three: Intelligence, Practicality, Tenacity

Tue, 13 Apr 2021 12:00:00 -0000

A freshly re-Sharded Gorgonzola ditches the mausoleum life in pursuit of academia!

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Produced by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi.
Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi.

Sound Effects:

"Book Sounds Effects" - AllSounds/Audionauti
“The Underdark” - Sword Coast Soundscapes
“Catacombs” - Sword Coast Soundscapes
“Evening Town” - Sword Coast Soundscapes
“In the Rain” - Sword Coast Soundscapes
"Device powering up" - Spoonsandlesss
"Industrial Buzz" - Bigmanjoe
“Subway-door-close” - Tweeterdj_1
"30 Minutes of NYC Subway Sounds" - Relaxing Recordings
“Daytime Tavern” - Sword Coast Soundscapes
“Small Marketplace” - Sword Coast Soundscapes
“High-heels-on-marble-floor” - Avakas
“Large-crowd-medium-distance-stereo” - eguobyte
"Fairy Dust Sound Effect" - Free Audio Zone
“Cowbell” - gowlermusic
“Cracking-earthquake-cracking-soil-cracking-stone” - uagadugu
"Fireball-whoosh" - robinhood76
“Crowd-cheering-soft-cheering-and-chatter” - gregorquendel
“Entrance-bell” - Zott820
“Fire-in-fireplace-close-up-reverberant2” silencyo__silencyo
Additional sounds by Noah Perito

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Chapter Thirty-Two: For My Last Trick

Tue, 06 Apr 2021 12:00:00 -0000

Hot off the heels of a diamond heist, Zola and Smyte pursue Trick and the Shard. Join our Patreon community for the aftershow, bonus episodes, polls, music downloads, and more!

Produced by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi.

Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi.

Sound Effects:

"Book Sounds Effects" - AllSounds/Audionauti 

“Catacombs” - Sword Coast Soundscapes

“Rockfall-06” - tim-kahn

“Rock-tumble-2” - stubb

“Cracking-earthquake-cracking-soil-cracking-stone” - uagadugu

"Fireball-whoosh" - robinhood76 

"Explosion" - tommccann

"Gut-a-blastix" - rolandseerv 

"Industrial Buzz" - Bigmanjoe

“Lightningcrash” - noisenoir

“Sparks” - era 

"Fairy Dust Sound Effect" - Free Audio Zone

Additional sounds by Noah Perito

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Chapter Thirty-One: The Hall of Kings

Tue, 30 Mar 2021 12:00:00 -0000

Zola and Smyte journey deep into the Necropolis of Aurealia, in search of the collapsed Hall of Kings... and the shard.

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Produced by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi.
Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi.

Sound effects:
"Book Sounds Effects" - AllSounds/Audionauti

“The Underdark” - Sword Coast Soundscapes

“Evening Town” - Sword Coast Soundscapes

“Catacombs” - Sword Coast Soundscapes

"Device powering up" - Spoonsandlesss

"Explosion" - tommccann

"Fairy Dust Sound Effect" - Free Audio Zone

"bamf" by them fish

“Sliding-stone-slab-simulation” - Timbre

"Gut-a-blastix" - rolandseerv

"Industrial Buzz" - Bigmanjoe

“Crashing” - Smmassuda

“Rock-unedited-24b” - Bkinder42

“Robot-walking-demo” - Kwahmah-02

“Sparks” - era

“Cracking-earthquake-cracking-soil-cracking-stone” - uagadugu

“Rock-tumble-2” - stubb

"Fireball-whoosh" - robinhood76

“Lightningcrash” - noisenoir

“Electric-wire-03” - glaneur-de-sons

“Lightringingclang_1” - wilhellboy

“Can-open_1” - thebeigee

“Rockfall-06” - tim-kahn

Additional sounds by Noah Perito

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Chapter Thirty: Atone Through Action

Tue, 23 Mar 2021 12:00:00 -0000

Spoilers for The Prestige (lol). After losing control of her frenzy, Zola retreats to the underbelly of Aurealia.

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Produced by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi.
Original music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi.

Sound Effects:
"Book Sounds Effects" - AllSounds/Audionauti
“City Sewer” - Sword Coast Soundscapes
“Metal-gate-01” - Silentstrikez
“Light-metal-gate-close” - qubodup
“Purring” - Shisha the Cat
“Cellphone-buzz-vibrate-double-fast-table” - Framing-noise
"Fireball-whoosh" - robinhood76
“Phone-dial” - breviceps
“Small Marketplace” - Sword Coast Soundscapes
“Quiet Tavern” - Sword Coast Soundscapes
“Silencyo-cc-fire-in-fireplace-close-up-reverberant2” - silencyo
“Teleport” - outroelison
"Device powering up" - Spoonsandlesss
“Teleported-24b” - blendcache
"bamf" by them fish
“Evening Town” - Sword Coast Soundscapes
Additional sounds by Noah Perito

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Chapter Twenty-Nine: Gorgonzola's No Good, Very Bad Day

Tue, 16 Mar 2021 12:00:00 -0000

Gorgonzola runs into an old friend on the train.

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Produced by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi. Original music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi.

Sound Effects:

"Book Sounds Effects" - AllSounds/Audionauti

"Small Marketplace" - Sword Coast Soundscapes

"30 Minutes of NYC Subway Sounds" - Relaxing Recordings

"Device powering up" - Spoonsandlesss

"Industrial Buzz" - Bigmanjoe

"sparks" - ERH

"Subway door noise" - tweeterdj

"bamf" by them fish

"Gut-a-blastix" - rolandseerv

"Electric-sparks-railway" - inspectorj

"Lightning crash" - noisenoir

"Crowd-in-panic" - ienba

"Heartbeats-61" - patobottos

"Entrance-bell" - Zott820

"Quiet Tavern" - Sword Coast Soundscapes

"Fireball-whoosh" - robinhood76

"Explosion" - tommccann

Additional sounds by Noah Perito

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Chapter Twenty-Eight: Big Orc On Campus

Tue, 09 Mar 2021 13:00:00 -0000

Showtime! Gorgonzola applies for night school, and Larry Dilbert is the victim of identity fraud.

Join our Patreon community for our aftershow, bonus episodes and more!

Produced by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi.

Original music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi.

Sound Effects:

"Book Sound Effects" - AllSounds/Audionauti
“Quiet Tavern” - Sword Coast Soundscapes
“Town Square Daytime” - Sword Coast Soundscapes
"Small Marketplace" - Sword Coast Soundscapes
"30 Minutes of NYC Subway Sounds" - Relaxing Recordings
"Device powering up" - Spoonsandlesss
"Industrial Buzz" - Bigmanjoe
"sparks" - ERH
"Subway door noise" - tweeterdj
"Large crowd medium distance" - eguobyte
“School-hall-1.14” - dr-macak
“Purring” - Shisha the Cat
“Busy Shopping Mall Ambience (Background Sound Effect)” - SoundEffectsFactory

Additional Sounds by Noah Perito

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Chapter Twenty-Seven: Urgent Care Needed!

Tue, 02 Mar 2021 13:00:00 -0000

Gorgonzola goes to the clinic for her mutant rat bite! The Illustrious Capital Auraelia continues to be kiiiiiiiind of a bitch.

Become part of our Patreon community to hear The Afterlife, music, bonus episodes, and more!

Produced by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi.

Original music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi.

Sound Effects:

"Book Sound Effects" - AllSounds/Audionauti

“Quiet Tavern” - Sword Coast Soundscapes

“Purring” - Shisha the Cat

"Entrance Bell" - Zott820

“Evening Town” - Sword Coast Soundscapes

“Hospital Emergency Waiting Room” - Natures Symphony

"sparks" - ERH

"Industrial Buzz" - Bigmanjoe

“LightningCrash” - Noisenoir

“Electric Sparks, Railway, A” - InspectorJ of Freesound.org

“05224 fireball whoosh” - Robinhood76

“Explosion” - tommccann

“LightRingingClang” - wilhellboy

"Gut-a-blastix" - rolandseerv

"30 Minutes of NYC Subway Sounds" - Relaxing Recordings

"Device powering up" - Spoonsandlesss

"Subway door noise" - tweeterdj

All sounds from Allsounds/Audionauti, Freesound.org, Natures Symphony, Relaxing Recordings, and Sword Coast Soundscapes.

Additional Sound Effects by Noah Perito

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Chapter Twenty-Six: Welcome to Auraelia, Kid.

Tue, 23 Feb 2021 14:00:00 -0000

Book Three!

Leaving behind Captain Styx, Cicirose, and the crew of the Feral Free, Gorgonzola makes for land, diving headfirst into an unclear future.

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Produced by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi.
Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi.

Sound Effects:

"Book Sound Effects" - AllSounds/Audionauti
"Splash sw3" - Setuniman
"Calm Sea Sailing" - Sword Coast Soundscapes
"Coastal Town" - Sword Coast Soundscapes
"Bamf" - themfish
"Small Marketplace" - Sword Coast Soundscapes
"30 Minutes of NYC Subway Sounds" - Relaxing Recordings
"Device powering up" - Spoonsandlesss
"Industrial Buzz" - Bigmanjoe
"sparks" - ERH
"Subway door noise" - tweeterdj
"Rat squeak" - Zabuhailo
"Gut-a-blastix" - rolandseerv
"Large crowd medium distance" - eguobyte
"Horse and chariot 30 sec" - giovannitp
"Daytime tavern" - Sword Coast Soundscapes
"Entrance Bell" - Zott820

Additional Sounds by Noah Perito

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Chapter Twenty-Five: The Finale of the Feral Free

Tue, 19 Jan 2021 14:00:00 -0000

Zola spends her last day on the Feral Free with her favorite crew members; a foul trick is played; and Captain Styx makes a gamble.

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Produced by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi.

Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi.

Sound effects:

“Book Sound Effects " - AllSounds/Audionauti

"Fairy Dust Sound Effect" - Free Audio Zone

“Calm Sea Sailing” - Sword Coast Soundscapes

“Ship Cabin” - Sword Coast Soundscapes

“Purring” - Shisha the Cat

"swimming breaking surface" - 14gpanskavalachristoffer

“Gut-a-blastix” - rolandseerv

“Industrial Buzz” - Bigmanjoe

“Door opening 1” - Bowen707

“Bamf” - themfish

“Three cannon shots” - originalmaja

“Object Drops in Water” - danhelbling

“Crashing” - smmassuda

“Rumble fade in 10s” - unfa

“R29-30-Breaking Wooden Posts” - craigsmith

“Water gushing out of freighter” - jakobthiesen

“scream_2_men” - thanvannispen

“Defibrillator” - reg7783

“Splash sw3” - Setuniman

Additional Sounds by Noah Perito

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Chapter Twenty-Four: The Torch Is Passed

Tue, 12 Jan 2021 15:00:00 -0000

Fleeing from the Kuo Toa and their underwater caverns, Zola and Captain Styx return to the Feral Free. Flambé proves she is more than a chef; Zola knocks on Cicirose’s door; and her dreams continue to be mysterious and deadly.

Join our Patreon community for bonus episodes, our after-show, and more!

Produced by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi.

Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi.

Sound Effects:

"Book Sound Effects " - AllSounds/Audionauti

"Underwater" - Sword Coast Soundscapes

"swimming breaking surface" - 14gpanskavalachristoffer

"Calm Sea Sailing" - Sword Coast Soundscapes

"Fairy Dust Sound Effect" - Free Audio Zone

"Ship Cabin" - Sword Coast Soundscapes

"Door Opening 01" - Bowen707
"Coins-fall-2" - belanhud

"Purring" - Shisha the Cat

"Wind Temple" - Michael Ghelfi

"Gut-a-blastix" - rolandseerv

"04342 sucking vacuum whooshes" - Robinhood76

Additional Sounds by Noah Perito

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Chapter Twenty-Three: The Casualties of Captain Styx

Tue, 05 Jan 2021 14:00:00 -0000

After Quince and Stilton are captured by mysterious, funny-sounding fish men, Captain Styx and Zola encounter a little more danger than they were expecting. Captain Styx hunts for tchotchkes, Zola preps some caviar, and the ocean is a cruel but beautiful mistress.

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Produced by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi.

Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi.

Sound Effects

"Book Sound Effects " - AllSounds/Audionauti

"Underwater" - Sword Coast Soundscapes

"Gut-a-blastix" - rolandseerv

"Industrial buzz" - Bigmanjoe

"swimming breaking surface" - 14gpanskavalachristoffer

"Explosion_01" - tommccann

"Water Dripping in Cave" by Sclolex

"Splash sw3" - Setuniman

"Wooden door smash" - Eneasz

"Fairy Dust Sound Effect" - Free Audio Zone

"The Underdark" - Sword Coast Soundscapes

Additional Sound Effects by Noah Perito

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Chapter Twenty-Two: A Deep Dive

Tue, 29 Dec 2020 14:00:00 -0000

CW: Thalassophobia (fear of the ocean)

Zola learns more about her mysterious past, Quince gets a sparring session, and Captain Styx continues to bewilder.

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Produced by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi.

Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi.

Sound Effects:

"Book Sound Effects " - AllSounds/Audionauti

"Ship Cabin" - Sword Coast Soundscapes

"Fairy Dust Sound Effect" - Free Audio Zone

"Calm Sea Sailing" - Sword Coast Soundscapes

"Purring" - Shisha the Cat

"R29-30-Breaking Wooden Posts" - craighsmith

"Wooden door smash" - Eneasz

"Metalrattle_Drawbridge" - jorickhoofd_attribution

"Splash sw3" - Setuniman

"Underwater" - Sword Coast Soundscapes

Additional Sounds by Noah Perito

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Frostjoy Special: The Legend of Giorno Brina

Tue, 22 Dec 2020 15:00:00 -0000

Tis the season in Paddlewick, and someone is doing their best to ruin everyone's holiday cheer. Could this have anything to do with the man, the myth, the legend himself: Giorno Brina?! Sit back, light your yule log, and get your disgusting cocktail ready--we're saving Frostjoy, baby.

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Produced by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi.
Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi.

Sound Effects

"Book Sound Effects " - AllSounds/Audionauti

"Polar Wind" - Fission 9

"Walking in snowstorm" - taira-komor

"Record scratch" - luffy

"Tape Rewind Sound Effect" - Viral Vids NL

Additional Sound Effects by Noah Perito

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Chapter Twenty-One: Ballistae, Bastions, Betrayal

Tue, 15 Dec 2020 15:00:00 -0000

The gang gets into some real deep shit with officers of the Golden Fist. Zola goes Spartacus, and there is a betrayal among the crew.

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Produced by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi.

Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi

Sound Effects:

"Book Sound Effects " - AllSounds/Audionauti

"Coastal Town" - Sword Coast Soundscapes

"Metalrattle_Drawbridge" - jorickhoofd_attribution

"Wooden door smash" - Eneasz

"Flare fire into sky with tail" - Kyles

"Calm Sea Sailing" - Sword Coast Soundscapes

"Ship Cabin" - Sword Coast Soundscapes

"Cannon" - SFX and Stuff

"Splash sw3" - Setuniman

"Explosion_01" - tommccann

"Big House Fire" - TheMSsoundeffects

"Gut-a-blastix" - rolandseerv

"Industrial buzz" - Bigmanjoe

"R29-30-Breaking Wooden Posts" - craigsmith

"Record scratch" - luffy

"Tape Rewind Sound Effect" - Viral Vids NL

Additional Sound Effects by Noah Perito

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Chapter Twenty: Trouble on the Horizon

Tue, 08 Dec 2020 14:00:00 -0000

Zola explores the upper areas of Driftin, the floating fortress/community in the middle of the Mare Emara; Captain Styx has a mysterious date; and Stilton gets some scritches from a new friend.

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Produced by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi.
Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi

Sound Effects:

"Book Sound Effects " - AllSounds/Audionauti

"Sword-clash-and-slide" - Fun with Sound

"Coastal Town" - Sword Coast Soundscapes

"industrial buzz" - Bigmanjoe

"Explosion 01" - tommccann

"Ship Cabin" - Sword Coast Soundscapes

"Metalrattle_Drawbridge" - jorickhoofd_attribution

"Rope and Pulley" - Freqman

"Record scratch" - luffy

"Tape Rewind Sound Effect" - Viral Vids NL

Additional Sound Effects by Noah Perito

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Chapter Nineteen: Drift Away

Tue, 01 Dec 2020 16:02:39 -0000

After battling a horde of skeletons, the crew of the Feral Free lets loose with a birthday party; Cicirose gets a new parasol; and Zola finds herself a strange new place.

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Produced by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi.

Original music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi.

Sound Effects

"Book Sound Effects " - AllSounds/Audionauti

"Calm Sea Sailing" - Sword Coast Soundscapes

"Purring" - Shisha the Cat

"Small Marketplace" - Sword Coast Soundscapes

"Crashing" - smmassuda

Additional sounds by Noah Perito

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Chapter Eighteen: Close to the Bone

Tue, 24 Nov 2020 16:36:00 -0000

After watching Scram and Stilton disappear in the hull of a ghost ship, Zola attempts a deadly escape; the crew of the Feral Free earn their supper; and Captain Styx has the worst case of the Mondays.

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Produced by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi.

Original music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi.

Sound Effects:

"Book Sound Effects " - AllSounds/Audionauti

"R29-30-Breaking Wooden Posts" - craigsmith

"Water gushing out of freighter" - jakobthiesen

"Gut-a-blastix" - rolandseerv

"Industrial Buzz" - Bigmanjoe

"Big Water Splash" - qubodup

"Champagne glasses" - idabrandao

"Calm Sea Sailing" - Sword Coast Soundscapes

"Ship Cabin" - Sword Coast Soundscapes

Additional sounds by Noah Perito

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Chapter Seventeen: Ghost Stories

Tue, 17 Nov 2020 15:00:00 -0000

The Feral Free comes upon something mysterious in the middle of the Mare Emara. Zola pursues the subject of her dark dreams; Scram recounts a sordid tale; and the shard makes its presence known.

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Produced by Noah Perito, Lisa Condemi, and Shane Michaels.

Original music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi.

Sound Effects:

"Book Sound Effects " - AllSounds/Audionauti

"Ship Cabin" - Sword Coast Soundscapes

"Calm Sea Sailing" - Sword Coast Soundscapes

"Big Water Splash" - qubodup

"R29-30-Breaking Wooden Posts" -craigsmith

"metal hissing" - vibe_crc

"Champagne glasses" - idabrandao

"04342 sucking vaccuum whooshes" - Robinhood76

"Explosion_01 - tommccann

"Black hole sx" - Thalamus_Lab

"11-Scratching nyWood" - 16Panskadovsky_Igor

"Finger Tap' - pikachu09

"Thunderstorm lightning sound" - food

Additional sounds by Noah Perito

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BONUS EPISODE: The Music of the Show

Tue, 10 Nov 2020 16:46:45 -0000

In this sexy little bonus episode, Noah and Lisa run rampant without Shane's supervision and dish about all the music of Try Not To Die.

We're hoping to return to our main storyline in the next week. 2020 has been a shitshow and one of us is out of town with minimal remote recording capabilities. We hoped you've enjoyed these couple of bonus episodes and we will be back to our regular canon episodes next week!

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Original music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi!

Sound Effects:

“Book Sounds Effects" - AllSounds/Audionauti

“Fire-in-fireplace-close-up-reverberant2” - silencyo __silencyo

Additional Sound Effects by Noah Perito

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BONUS EPISODE: Tourney of Terror!

Tue, 03 Nov 2020 16:23:55 -0000

WELCOME ONE AND ALL TO THE TOURNEY OF TERROR! Our players go full gladiator mode and fight to the (un)death in this non-canon bonus episode.

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Created by Noah Perito, Lisa Condemi, and Shane Ertter.
Original music by Noah Perito.

Sound Effects
“Book Sounds Effects" - AllSounds/Audionauti

"Three cannon shots" - originalmaja
"Gong hit" - GowlerMusic
"Crowd Screaming, A" - InspectorJ
"Blowing of horn" - 150112
"Breaking a glass bottle" - dasebr
"Earthquake" - zatar

Additional Sound Effects by Noah Perito

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BONUS EPISODE: SpooQ+A

Tue, 27 Oct 2020 16:43:32 -0000

Thanks to our lovely listeners for offering up their questions to our sacrificial altar, and thanks to our (warlock) patrons who have restored our spell slots with their generous donations. You keep us eternally young.

You can check out our Patreon here, and you can find your voting location HERE!

Sound Effects:

“Book Sounds Effects" - AllSounds/Audionauti

"lightningcrash" - noisenoir

“Fire-in-fireplace-close-up-reverberant2” - silencyo __silencyo

“The Underdark” - Sword Coast Soundscapes

Additional Sound Effects by Noah Perito

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A Very Special (Spooky) Announcement

Wed, 21 Oct 2020 05:24:09 -0000

Due to some technical difficulties, a full episode will not be posted this week. But don't fret! You can check out a mini bonus episode on our new PATREON, and we'll be back next week with more spooky content.

https://www.patreon.com/trynottodiepod

Produced by Noah Perito, Shane Michaels, and Lisa Condemi.

Original Music by Noah Perito.

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Chapter Sixteen: Game Night, Orc Fight, Dream Fright

Tue, 13 Oct 2020 13:00:00 -0000

It's game night on board the Feral Free, and our heroes are ready to blow off some steam. Scram does some sleepless snooping, the party participates in some beer pong and bottle battle, and Zola has yet another cryptic nightmare.

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Produced by Noah Perito, Shane Michaels, and Lisa Condemi.

Original Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi.

Sound Effects:

"Book Sound Effects " - AllSounds/Audionauti

"Calm Sea Sailing" - Sword Coast Soundscapes

"Rat Sounds Effect" - Birds and Animals

"Wooden door smash" - Eneasz

"Ship Cabin" - Sword Coast Soundscapes

"Kitchen-sounds" - soundhunterjulie

"Egg-crack 01" - Anthousai

"Pouring water into glass" - FillSoko

"Chopping Celery" - Abolla

"Whisking" - nakenne

"Door opening 1" - Bowen707

"Beer Pong Sounds With Liquid In It" - puZZelZ

"Bouncing Ping Pong Ball" achand1

"Beer Bottle, Spin, Hardwood Floor" - SpliceSound

"Industrial Buzz" - bigmanjoe

"Gut-a-blastix" - Roland Seer

"Fairy Dust Sound Effect" - Free Audio Zone

"War Sounds" - 1stWebArmy

"MedievalCombatLoop" - Yap_Audio_Prooduction

Additional sounds by Noah Perito

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Chapter Fifteen: Siren Songs Soothe All Wrongs

Tue, 06 Oct 2020 13:29:06 -0000

Battle on the high seas! Our heroes are thrust into a late night conflict alongside the crew of the Feral Free! Quince and Zola jam out to some haunting harpy vocals, Scram chars up some chicken, Captain Styx reveals her name, and our heroes get their first taste of adventure on the Mare Emara.

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Produced by Noah Perito, Shane Michaels, and Lisa Condemi.

Original music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi.

Sound Effects:

"Book Sound Effects " - AllSounds/Audionauti

"Seagull on beach" - squashy555

"War Sounds" - 1stWebArmy

"On0" - joe93barlow

"Industrial Buzz" - bigmanjoe

"Gut-a-blastix" - rolandseer

"Tape Rewind Sound Effect" - Viral Vids NL

"Big House Fire" - TheMSsoundeffects

"Big Water Splash" - qubodup

"Calm Sea Sailing" - Sword Coast Soundscapes

"Fairy Dust Sound Effect" - Free Audio Zone

"Ship Cabin" - Sword Coast Soundscapes

"Striking a Match" - Henrythetrain

Additional sounds by Noah Perito

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Chapter Fourteen: Good Friend Ships Never Sink

Tue, 29 Sep 2020 13:00:00 -0000

Picking up from where we left off, our heroes continue to learn the ropes of the Feral Free out on the open sea! Quince quickly becomes a party favorite, Scram makes amends, Zola takes a tumble, and we all learn a little more about the terrible disease of bullying.

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Produced by Noah Perito, Shane Michaels, and Lisa Condemi.

Original music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi.

Sound Effects:

"Book Sound Effects " - AllSounds/Audionauti

"Calm Sea Sailing" - Sword Coast Soundscapes

"Crashing" - smmassuda

"Ship Cabin" - Sword Coast Sounscapes

"That darn dinner bell" - CGEffex

"Footsteps_Walk" - Nox_Sound

"Big Water Splash" - qubodup

"Door Opening 1" - Bowen707

"Window breaking" - m1a2t3z4

Additional sounds by Noah Perito

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Chapter Thirteen: The True Meaning of Friend-Ship

Tue, 22 Sep 2020 13:38:04 -0000

Our heroes continue to get acquainted with the crew of the Feral Free as they sail towards the capital. There's a lot of interior design talk as well. We're kind of multi-faceted if you didn't know. DM Noah LAYS DOWN THE LAW!

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Produced by Noah Perito, Lisa Condemi and Shane Michaels.

Original music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi.

Sound Effects:

"Book Sound Effects " - AllSounds/Audionauti

"Calm Sea Sailing" - Sword Coast Soundscapes

"Door opening 1" - Bowen707

"Ship Cabin" - Sword Coast Sounscapes

"Fluttering Chinese Fan 01" - leonelmail

"Crashing" - smmassuda

Additional sounds by Noah Perito

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Chapter Twelve: All Aboard, Adventure Awaits!

Tue, 15 Sep 2020 13:00:00 -0000

Book Two.

We return to our unlikely heroes as they seek urgent passage out of Paddlewick. Scram has a last minute goodbye, Zola gets her tongue tied by a new face in town, and DM Noah tries unsuccessfully to part us with our gold.

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Produced by Noah Perito, Lisa Condemi and Shane Michaels.

Original music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi.

Sound Effects

"Book Sound Effects " - AllSounds/Audionauti

"Fairy Dust Sound Effect" - Free Audio Zone

"Fluttering Chinese Fan 01" - leonelmail

"Coastal Town" - Sword Coast Soundscapes

"Peeing/Water Dripping On Soil" -Yellowbear

"Smashing Glass" -mgmabile

"Crashing" - smmassuda

"Cat, Sreaming, A" - InspectorJ

"Wooden door smash" - Eneasz

"Door opening 1" - Bowen707

"Calm Sea Sailing" - Sword Coast Soundscapes

"Big Water Splash" - qubodup

Additional sounds by Noah Perito

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BONUS EPISODE: Q & A

Tue, 07 Apr 2020 14:49:30 -0000

In this Very Special Bonus Episode, Noah, Shane and Lisa answer your burning questions. SPOILER WARNING for the entire first arc!

We'll be going on a short break after this, as we plan our second arc and wait for social distancing guidelines to loosen. For now, you can join our Patreon community for bonus episodes, our after-show, and more!

Produced by Noah Perito, Shane Michaels, and Lisa Condemi.
Original music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi.

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Chapter Eleven: First Loves, Last Goodbyes

Tue, 31 Mar 2020 13:57:55 -0000

Post-exile, the gang lives it up in Paddlewick for one last day- until two vivid dreams complicate the future....

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Produced by Noah Perito, Shane Michaels, and Lisa Condemi

Original music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi

Sound Effects:

"Book Sound Effects " - AllSounds/Audionauti

"Coastal Town" - Sword Coast Soundscapes

"Small Marketplace" - Sword Coast Soundscapes

"Shop_door_bell+squeek" - 3bagbrew

"Daytime Tavern" - Sword Coast Soundscapes

"Attribution - Battle calvary charge, shoulders marching sword fights, skirmish" - Michael Ghelfi

"Quiet Tavern" - Sword Coast Soundscapes

"The Underdark" - Sword Coast Soundscapes

Additional sounds by Noah Perito and Shane Ertter

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Chapter Ten: A Hero's Welcome

Tue, 24 Mar 2020 14:00:00 -0000

After returning to the the surface of Paddlewick, the gang must decide what path they will take. A tense meeting leads to a devastating ultimatum.

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Produced by Noah Perito, Shane Michaels and Lisa Condemi.

Original music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi

Sound Effects

"Book Sound Effects " - AllSounds/Audionauti

"Coastal Town" - Sword Coast Soundscapes

"Manhole Cover Open/Slide" - Prosound Effects

"Footsteps_Walk" - Nox_Sound

Additional sounds by Noah Perito and Shane Ertter

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Chapter Nine: Lather, Rinse, Repeat

Tue, 17 Mar 2020 19:00:00 -0000

The gang hatches a plan to escape the Underdark Fortress and return to Paddlewick without anyone being eaten.

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Produced by Noah Perito, Shane Michaels and Lisa Condemi.

Original music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi.

Sound Effects

"Book Sound Effects " - AllSounds/Audionauti

"The Underdark" - Sword Coast Soundscapes

"Big House Fire" - TheMSsoundeffects

"Record scratch" - luffy

"Crashing" - smmassuda

"Pinball machine sound effect:high quality" - ZachTEM

"Fireball-whoosh" - robinhood76

"Stone Slide Sound Effects" - 2MirrorsDialogue

"City Sewer" - Sword Coast Soundscapes

"Big Water Splash" - qubodup

"Manhole Cover Open/Slide" - Prosound Effects

"Coastal Town" -Sword Coast Soundscapes

Additional sounds by Noah Perito

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Chapter Eight: Squatter's Rights

Tue, 10 Mar 2020 14:00:00 -0000

After throwing Brizalla from her tower, the squad tears apart her office in search of Lord Eaglebottom's stolen item.

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Produced by Noah Perito, Shane Michaels, and Lisa Condemi.

Original music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi.

Sound Effects

"Book Sound Effects " - AllSounds/Audionauti

"The Underdark" - Sword Coast Soundscapes

"Big House Fire" - TheMSsoundeffects

"Wooden door smash" - Eneasz

"Pinball machine sound effect:high quality" - ZachTEM

Additional sounds by Noah Perito

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Chapter Seven: Horrible Bosses

Tue, 03 Mar 2020 15:00:00 -0000

Zola, Scram, and Prya find themselves under the heel of a shady organization with questionable labor practices. Scram robs from the greedy and gives to the greedy. Zola gets a cool new pair of shoes!

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Produced by Noah Perito, Shane Michaels and Lisa Condemi.

Original music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi.

Sound Effects:

"Book Sound Effects " - AllSounds/Audionauti

"Fireball-whoosh" - robinhood76

"Big House Fire" - TheMSsoundeffects

"Tape Rewind Sound Effect" - Viral Vids NL

"Rumble fade in 10s" - unfa

"Glass Smash" - Chewiesmissus

Additional sounds by Noah Perito

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Chapter Six: All In This Together

Tue, 25 Feb 2020 14:55:23 -0000

Our unlikely heroes continue their journey into the dark fortress beneath Paddlewick. Zola and Prya bluff their way to the top, and Scram commits the most insidious crime of all--identity theft.

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Produced by Noah Perito, Shane Michaels, and Lisa Condemi.

Original music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi.

Sound Effects:

"Book Sound Effects " - AllSounds/Audionauti

"The Underdark" - Sword Coast Soundscapes

"Big House Fire" - TheMSsoundeffects

"Frying Pan Sound Effects" - AllSounds/Audionautix

“Hissing metal” - vibe_crc-24b_1

"Bubbles Sound Effects" - AllSounds/Audionautix

“Fireball-whoosh” - robinhood76__05225

“Metal-gate-01” - silentstrikez

Additional sounds by Noah Perito

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Chapter Five: In The Dark

Tue, 18 Feb 2020 15:00:00 -0000

We split the party and everything is totally fine!

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Produced by Noah Perito, Shane Michaels, and Lisa Condemi.

Original music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi.

Sound Effects:

"Book Sound Effects " - AllSounds/Audionauti

"Crashing" - smmassuda

“Fireball-whoosh” - robinhood76__05225

"Rat Sounds Effect" - Birds and Animals

"Pinball machine sound effect:high quality" - ZachTEM

Additional sounds by Noah Perito

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Chapter Four: Ratatouille Rumble

Wed, 12 Feb 2020 00:01:03 -0000

The sewers beneath Paddlewick are filthy and rat-infested. Where is our tax money going??? Zola flirts with a clergywoman to mixed success.

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Produced by Noah Perito, Shane Michaels, and Lisa Condemi.

Original music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi.

Sound Effects:

“Book Sounds Effects" - AllSounds/Audionauti

"Stone Slide Sound Effects" - 2MirrorsDialogue

"Rat Sounds Effect" - Birds and Animals

“Fireball-whoosh” - robinhood76__05225

"The Underdark" - Sword Coast Soundscapes

Additional sounds by Noah Perito

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Chapter Three: Sewers, Shards, and Leaps Too Far!

Tue, 04 Feb 2020 15:00:00 -0000

Our party descends into the sewers beneath Paddlewick village while tracking some mysterious figures... A cunning plan of stealth and subterfuge is hatched, then immediately abandoned. Zola gets sewer-egg on her face. Scram defies gravity and musical genre. DM Noah is CANCELLED!

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Produced by Noah Perito, Shane Michaels and Lisa Condemi.

Original music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi.

Sound Effects:

"Fairy Dust Sound Effect" - Free Audio Zone

"Big House Fire" - TheMSsoundeffects

"Manhole Cover Open/Slide" - Prosound Effects

"Evening Town" - Sword Coast Soundscapes

"City Sewer" - Sword Coast Soundscapes

Additional sounds by Noah Perito

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Chapter Two: Healer Wanted

Wed, 29 Jan 2020 01:23:23 -0000

Zola and Scram jump out of the frying pan and into the broiler. Scram comes face-to-face with the bourgeois establishment. Zola might have the hots for a religious figure. DM Noah makes an excellent manhole-cover noise.

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Produced by Noah Perito, Shane Michaels and Lisa Condemi.

Original music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi

Sound Effects:

"Medieval Battle Sounds | War Ambience" - Michael Ghelfi

"Big House Fire" - TheMSsoundeffects

Additional sounds by Noah Perito

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Chapter One: Paddlewick Problems

Tue, 28 Jan 2020 15:00:00 -0000

Book One.

Two strangers cross paths in the dead of early-evening and instantly become best friends! Scram gives a new meaning to the words "mommy issues." Zola questions her life choices and the cardinal directions. Jeffrey the Drunk has the worst night of his life.

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Produced by Noah Perito, Shane Michaels, and Lisa Condemi.
Original music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi.

Sound Effects:

"Town at Night" - Sword Coast Soundscapes
"Medieval Battle Sounds | War Ambience" - Michael Ghelfi
Additional sounds by Noah Perito.

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Welcome to Try Not To Die!

Tue, 21 Jan 2020 00:49:00 -0000

Dungeon Master Noah welcomes you to the land of Emaralia in this sneak peak promo episode! The cast and characters of Try Not To Die are introduced: Scram, a wily, middle-aged goblin on the run with a sparkly secret; and Zola, a spunky, homeschooled teen half-orc with a cheesy past and a wild dream.

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Produced by Noah Perito, Shane Michaels, and Lisa Condemi. Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi.

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