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    <title>Don't Be Ugly</title>
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    <copyright>© 2026 Don't Be Ugly</copyright>
    <description>DONT BE UGLY IS BACK. Five years later, siblings Caroline and Phillip Ricke return to dissect culture, relationships, and every moment that makes people ugly. Broadcasting live from an abandoned warehouse in a very bad part of LA.</description>
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    <itunes:subtitle>Seriously, don't do it. </itunes:subtitle>
    <itunes:author>Caroline Ricke</itunes:author>
    <itunes:summary>DONT BE UGLY IS BACK. Five years later, siblings Caroline and Phillip Ricke return to dissect culture, relationships, and every moment that makes people ugly. Broadcasting live from an abandoned warehouse in a very bad part of LA.</itunes:summary>
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      <itunes:name>Caroline Ricke</itunes:name>
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      <title>I wish I was raised by a mommy vlogger </title>
      <description>Caroline &amp; Phillip think that life would be better if their mother exploited them for content at a young age. 
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      <pubDate>Tue, 21 Apr 2026 08:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Caroline Ricke</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle></itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Caroline &amp; Phillip think that life would be better if their mother exploited them for content at a young age. 
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Caroline &amp; Phillip think that life would be better if their mother exploited them for content at a young age. </p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>3897</itunes:duration>
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      <title>Why we turned down Coachella this year</title>
      <description>Caroline &amp; Phillip discuss why they turned down a brand's VIP Coachella experience. After dozens of celebrities used Caroline's image and likeliness to profit off of her, Caroline prefers to distance herself from that world anyways. 



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      <pubDate>Tue, 14 Apr 2026 11:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Caroline Ricke</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle></itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Caroline &amp; Phillip discuss why they turned down a brand's VIP Coachella experience. After dozens of celebrities used Caroline's image and likeliness to profit off of her, Caroline prefers to distance herself from that world anyways. 



Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Caroline &amp; Phillip discuss why they turned down a brand's VIP Coachella experience. After dozens of celebrities used Caroline's image and likeliness to profit off of her, Caroline prefers to distance herself from that world anyways. 
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</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>4263</itunes:duration>
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      <title>Is this the end of the podcast?</title>
      <description>Caroline &amp; Phillip realize that for the podcast to last, it needs a proper foundation. After a surprise ADHD diagnoses, a modeling photoshoot gone wrong, and a hit-piece targeting Caroline's body, the odds are stacked against them. 
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      <pubDate>Tue, 07 Apr 2026 14:56:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Caroline Ricke</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle></itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Caroline &amp; Phillip realize that for the podcast to last, it needs a proper foundation. After a surprise ADHD diagnoses, a modeling photoshoot gone wrong, and a hit-piece targeting Caroline's body, the odds are stacked against them. 
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Caroline &amp; Phillip realize that for the podcast to last, it needs a proper foundation. After a surprise ADHD diagnoses, a modeling photoshoot gone wrong, and a hit-piece targeting Caroline's body, the odds are stacked against them. </p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>4158</itunes:duration>
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      <title>The first day of the rest of our lives</title>
      <description>Caroline &amp; Phillip reminisce on the six years they spent off the air. DBU is back. This time, everything is different. 
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      <pubDate>Tue, 31 Mar 2026 07:13:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Caroline Ricke</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle></itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Caroline &amp; Phillip reminisce on the six years they spent off the air. DBU is back. This time, everything is different. 
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Caroline &amp; Phillip reminisce on the six years they spent off the air. DBU is back. This time, everything is different. </p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>3503</itunes:duration>
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      <title>Don't Be Ugly is Back</title>
      <description>After a six year sabbatical,  Caroline &amp; her brother make their triumphant return to podcasting. Some people have beauty, others have brains. Luckily, they have both. 
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 27 Mar 2026 15:15:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>trailer</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Caroline Ricke</itunes:author>
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      <itunes:subtitle>Coming Tuesday, March 31</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>After a six year sabbatical,  Caroline &amp; her brother make their triumphant return to podcasting. Some people have beauty, others have brains. Luckily, they have both. 
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>After a six year sabbatical,  Caroline &amp; her brother make their triumphant return to podcasting. Some people have beauty, others have brains. Luckily, they have both. </p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <itunes:duration>153</itunes:duration>
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      <title>I Might Be A Los Angeles 5 But I'm An Ohio 10</title>
      <description>Brother is back! In today's episode, we talk about Caroline's new luxurious LA lifestyle. We also talk about past memories like how our childhood home got broken into but we didn't notice for 3 days (I thought my brother borrowed all my money).
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 27 Jul 2020 16:53:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
      <itunes:episode>12</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Caroline Ricke</itunes:author>
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      <itunes:summary>Brother is back! In today's episode, we talk about Caroline's new luxurious LA lifestyle. We also talk about past memories like how our childhood home got broken into but we didn't notice for 3 days (I thought my brother borrowed all my money).
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>Brother is back! In today's episode, we talk about Caroline's new luxurious LA lifestyle. We also talk about past memories like how our childhood home got broken into but we didn't notice for 3 days (I thought my brother borrowed all my money).</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>3025</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>I Was Too Fat to Work at Brandie Melville </title>
      <description>TikTok superstar Dawn Morante joins Caroline on this weeks podcast episode. Caroline forces Dawn to take an ugly test before she can give beauty advice to our listeners. Dawn and Caroline also talk about being roomies and members the TikTok Mansion, The House Nobody Asked For, located in the heart of Los Angeles.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 20 Jul 2020 04:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
      <itunes:episode>11</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Caroline Ricke</itunes:author>
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      <itunes:subtitle></itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>TikTok superstar Dawn Morante joins Caroline on this weeks podcast episode. Caroline forces Dawn to take an ugly test before she can give beauty advice to our listeners. Dawn and Caroline also talk about being roomies and members the TikTok Mansion, The House Nobody Asked For, located in the heart of Los Angeles.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>TikTok superstar Dawn Morante joins Caroline on this weeks podcast episode. Caroline forces Dawn to take an ugly test before she can give beauty advice to our listeners. Dawn and Caroline also talk about being roomies and members the TikTok Mansion, <em>The House Nobody Asked For</em>, located in the heart of Los Angeles.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>3459</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Who Let Shane Dawson Be A Beauty Guru???</title>
      <description>In this week's episode, we talk about our confusion surrounding Shane Dawson's influence on the YouTube beauty community. Like who let a 31 year old that looks like he doesn't shower sell a million average looking eyeshadow palettes?? We also give advice to an up and coming makeup artist with overbearing parents. Just run away, duh!
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 30 Jun 2020 17:13:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
      <itunes:episode>10</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Caroline Ricke</itunes:author>
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      <itunes:subtitle></itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>In this week's episode, we talk about our confusion surrounding Shane Dawson's influence on the YouTube beauty community. Like who let a 31 year old that looks like he doesn't shower sell a million average looking eyeshadow palettes?? We also give advice to an up and coming makeup artist with overbearing parents. Just run away, duh!
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>In this week's episode, we talk about our confusion surrounding Shane Dawson's influence on the YouTube beauty community. Like who let a 31 year old that looks like he doesn't shower sell a million average looking eyeshadow palettes?? We also give advice to an up and coming makeup artist with overbearing parents. Just run away, duh!</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>2542</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>I Was On Jeffree Star's Payroll</title>
      <description>In this week's episode, we discuss Jeffree Star's newest scandal (c'mon Jeffree, you're 34, get your life together!) and how Caroline was on his payroll. We also give the presidential candidates beauty advice that could get them elected. This all comes from the Student Body President of the United States so listen up!
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 22 Jun 2020 07:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
      <itunes:episode>9</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Caroline Ricke</itunes:author>
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      <itunes:subtitle></itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>In this week's episode, we discuss Jeffree Star's newest scandal (c'mon Jeffree, you're 34, get your life together!) and how Caroline was on his payroll. We also give the presidential candidates beauty advice that could get them elected. This all comes from the Student Body President of the United States so listen up!
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>In this week's episode, we discuss Jeffree Star's newest scandal (c'mon Jeffree, you're 34, get your life together!) and how Caroline was on his payroll. We also give the presidential candidates beauty advice that could get them elected. This all comes from the Student Body President of the United States so listen up!</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>2755</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>My Mom Exposes my Juiciest Childhood Secrets </title>
      <description>In this week's episode, Caroline bribes her mom into being a special guest by telling her that they would go on a shopping spree (she lied). Reluctantly, Caroline's mom gets candid about Caroline's lavish upbringing as well as the time she was approached by a random woman offering her a modeling career in Milan. Unfortunately, she turned down the offer so she could be a stay-at-home mom in Ohio. Exciting!
FunctionofBeauty.com/dontbeugly to take your four part hair profile quiz and save 20% on your first order.

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 15 Jun 2020 07:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
      <itunes:episode>8</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Caroline Ricke</itunes:author>
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      <itunes:subtitle></itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>In this week's episode, Caroline bribes her mom into being a special guest by telling her that they would go on a shopping spree (she lied). Reluctantly, Caroline's mom gets candid about Caroline's lavish upbringing as well as the time she was approached by a random woman offering her a modeling career in Milan. Unfortunately, she turned down the offer so she could be a stay-at-home mom in Ohio. Exciting!
FunctionofBeauty.com/dontbeugly to take your four part hair profile quiz and save 20% on your first order.

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>In this week's episode, Caroline bribes her mom into being a special guest by telling her that they would go on a shopping spree (she lied). Reluctantly, Caroline's mom gets candid about Caroline's lavish upbringing as well as the time she was approached by a random woman offering her a modeling career in Milan. Unfortunately, she turned down the offer so she could be a stay-at-home mom in Ohio. Exciting!</p><p>FunctionofBeauty.com/dontbeugly to take your four part hair profile quiz and save 20% on your first order.</p><p><br></p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>2695</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Protesting Is Not An Aesthetic </title>
      <description>In this week's episode, we roast influencers who use the BLM protests as backgrounds for their Instagram photos. We also help a struggling orphan to reconnect with his long lost mother.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 08 Jun 2020 07:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
      <itunes:episode>7</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Caroline Ricke</itunes:author>
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      <itunes:subtitle></itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>In this week's episode, we roast influencers who use the BLM protests as backgrounds for their Instagram photos. We also help a struggling orphan to reconnect with his long lost mother.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>In this week's episode, we roast influencers who use the BLM protests as backgrounds for their Instagram photos. We also help a struggling orphan to reconnect with his long lost mother.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>2672</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Madison Beer is Pretty, Get Over It. </title>
      <description>In this week's episode, we talk about how plastic surgery is the answer to climate change because surgeons are reusing plastic water bottles and injecting them into the face. We also give a listener advice on how to become rich by virtually doing nothing AKA Caroline's entire career.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 01 Jun 2020 07:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
      <itunes:episode>6</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Caroline Ricke</itunes:author>
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      <itunes:subtitle></itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>In this week's episode, we talk about how plastic surgery is the answer to climate change because surgeons are reusing plastic water bottles and injecting them into the face. We also give a listener advice on how to become rich by virtually doing nothing AKA Caroline's entire career.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>In this week's episode, we talk about how plastic surgery is the answer to climate change because surgeons are reusing plastic water bottles and injecting them into the face. We also give a listener advice on how to become rich by virtually doing nothing AKA Caroline's entire career.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>Jeffree Star's New Palette Sucks </title>
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Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 25 May 2020 07:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
      <itunes:episode>5</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Caroline Ricke</itunes:author>
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      <itunes:summary>In this week's episode, we talk about Jeffree Starr's controversial eyeshadow palette that is made of human cremations. We also discuss Caroline's celebrity connections and give advice to a listener that wants to get into Caroline's A list circle of friends.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>In this week's episode, we talk about Jeffree Starr's controversial eyeshadow palette that is made of human cremations. We also discuss Caroline's celebrity connections and give advice to a listener that wants to get into Caroline's A list circle of friends.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>Cancel Culture Has Gone too Far</title>
      <description>In this week's episode, we talk about mean girl Ellen DeGenerous and cancel culture. We also talk about Caroline's inability to handle college and come to the realization that she will not be able to graduate.
FunctionofBeauty.com/dontbeugly to take your four part hair profile quiz and save 20% on your first order.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 18 May 2020 07:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
      <itunes:episode>4</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Caroline Ricke</itunes:author>
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      <itunes:summary>In this week's episode, we talk about mean girl Ellen DeGenerous and cancel culture. We also talk about Caroline's inability to handle college and come to the realization that she will not be able to graduate.
FunctionofBeauty.com/dontbeugly to take your four part hair profile quiz and save 20% on your first order.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>In this week's episode, we talk about mean girl Ellen DeGenerous and cancel culture. We also talk about Caroline's inability to handle college and come to the realization that she will not be able to graduate.</p><p>FunctionofBeauty.com/dontbeugly to take your four part hair profile quiz and save 20% on your first order.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>Why Influencers Shouldn't Drop Out of School</title>
      <description>In this week's episode, we about the reality of college and why influencers should stay in school.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 11 May 2020 07:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>Why Influencers Shouldn't Drop Out of School</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
      <itunes:episode>3</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Caroline Ricke</itunes:author>
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      <itunes:subtitle></itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>In this week's episode, we about the reality of college and why influencers should stay in school.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>In this week's episode, we about the reality of college and why influencers should stay in school.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>2990</itunes:duration>
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      <title>I Get Paid More Because I'm Beautiful </title>
      <link>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_uBvLOtoQcs</link>
      <description>In this week's episode, we give an ex-convict beauty advice that will change her life and land her a job.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 04 May 2020 07:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>I Get Paid More Because I'm Beautiful </itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
      <itunes:episode>2</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Caroline Ricke</itunes:author>
      <itunes:image href="https://megaphone.imgix.net/podcasts/1b9d04cc-84b5-11ea-ad90-2bbd35f03ffa/image/75c89ef29bbc8608456faa923cdc1050.png?ixlib=rails-4.3.1&amp;max-w=3000&amp;max-h=3000&amp;fit=crop&amp;auto=format,compress"/>
      <itunes:subtitle>The Ugly Truth </itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>In this week's episode, we give an ex-convict beauty advice that will change her life and land her a job.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>In this week's episode, we give an ex-convict beauty advice that will change her life and land her a job.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>3366</itunes:duration>
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      <title>Your Favorite Influencers are Poor</title>
      <description>In this week's episode we discuss how most of your favorite influencers are poor. No, we're not talking about us.
FunctionofBeauty.com/dontbeugly to take your four part hair profile quiz and save 20% on your first order.
For 50% off your first Care/of order, go to TakeCareOf.com and enter code ugly50.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 27 Apr 2020 07:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>Your Favorite Influencers are Poor</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
      <itunes:episode>1</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Caroline Ricke</itunes:author>
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      <itunes:subtitle>(seriously) </itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>In this week's episode we discuss how most of your favorite influencers are poor. No, we're not talking about us.
FunctionofBeauty.com/dontbeugly to take your four part hair profile quiz and save 20% on your first order.
For 50% off your first Care/of order, go to TakeCareOf.com and enter code ugly50.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>In this week's episode we discuss how most of your favorite influencers are poor. No, we're not talking about us.</p><p>FunctionofBeauty.com/dontbeugly to take your four part hair profile quiz and save 20% on your first order.</p><p>For 50% off your first Care/of order, go to TakeCareOf.com and enter code ugly50.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>3108</itunes:duration>
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      <title>Don't Be Ugly Trailer </title>
      <link>https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC6jmtwJ1j9jrOCA_Txm-Pyg/videos</link>
      <description>Every Monday, Me and my co-host Philip are going to teach you how to Not Be Ugly from the back of our dads minivan. Some of us have beauty, others have brains. I have both. This is why I am offering advice free of charge.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 21 Apr 2020 01:13:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>trailer</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
      <itunes:episode>1</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Caroline Ricke</itunes:author>
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      <itunes:subtitle></itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Every Monday, Me and my co-host Philip are going to teach you how to Not Be Ugly from the back of our dads minivan. Some of us have beauty, others have brains. I have both. This is why I am offering advice free of charge.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Every Monday, Me and my co-host Philip are going to teach you how to Not Be Ugly from the back of our dads minivan. Some of us have beauty, others have brains. I have both. This is why I am offering advice free of charge.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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