Ms Crystal's Podcast Program

38. The 10 Commandments (again)

Mon, 20 Apr 2026 14:00:00 -0000

It's 4/20! Time to celebrate. This week, Ms. Crystal brings up the 10 commandments again. She is obviously obsessed, but can never remember all of them. Crystal adds a new segment, listens to some voicemails, and listens to Steve's song one too many times. Sound off in the comments if you like Jello! This episode is sponsored by Quince Upgrade your bed with Quince. For free shipping on your order & 365-day returns go to https://www.quince.com/MCP Produced by Ms. Crystal’s neighbor, Ayden. 📱 Follow me on IG 👚 Merch ✍🏼 Facebook 🌸 MCPP IG 🫶🏼Patreon https://www.crystalscreationsllc.com/

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37. My Cousin Tammy

Mon, 13 Apr 2026 14:00:00 -0000

Hello Crystal's Crystals! We have a special episode for you today. I know y'all have been waiting for this episode, so here ya go! Thanks for being here.

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36. Life is all about.....

Mon, 06 Apr 2026 14:00:00 -0000

It's the Easter episode! Ms. Crystal starts the episode off with a history lesson of Easter, Jesus, and bunnies.

Ms. Crystal digs into your emails, showcases a special Easter figurine, and listens to several voicemails.

She wrap things up with a cute Creation of the Week (an Easter-themed tissue box cover), and shoutouts to this week's Crystal's Crystals.

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35. You're No Liar

Mon, 30 Mar 2026 14:00:00 -0000

Episode 35 starts with a surprise twist that quickly turns silly as Ms. Crystal dives into the “big lies” we tell kids like Santa, the Easter Bunny, and all the holiday magic. Is it harmless fun or just funny little fibs? 😂 Help Crystal "Figure out the Figurine" with a cute Precious Moments figurine. Also, Steve surprised us with a new version of our favorite song. Produced by Ms. Crystal’s neighbor, Ayden. 📱 Follow me on IG 👚 Merch ✍🏼 Facebook 🌸 MCPP IG 🫶🏼Patreon Ebay

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34. Fiona Cauley's Potions

Mon, 23 Mar 2026 14:00:00 -0000

Episode 34 with Fiona Cauley is getting Ms. Crystal Ramped Up :)

We go from wheelchair ogres and anti-step propaganda, Meta glasses, and somehow end up at buttholes.com… plus pigs sh*tting their pants. If you've never seen Fiona, you'll understand why Ms. Crystal dubbed her "Nashville's Sweetheart".

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33. Happy St. Patrick's Day!

Mon, 16 Mar 2026 14:00:00 -0000

Ms. Crystal got y'all feeling green today! She has another fun-filled show for you.

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32. Don't Lose Your Meatball

Mon, 09 Mar 2026 16:18:00 -0000

Happy Monday! Ms. Crystal has a packed episode for you today! Thanks for being here.

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31. Happy National Reading Day

Mon, 02 Mar 2026 15:00:00 -0000

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30. It's a hard knock life

Mon, 23 Feb 2026 15:00:00 -0000

It's episode 30! Ms. Crystal gives the low down on Feb 23rd, figures out an old and crusty figurine, and ends it with a pragmatic creation of the week.

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29. Valentine's Day with Ms. Crystal

Mon, 16 Feb 2026 15:00:00 -0000

I hope you get a lot of love today. <3

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28. After the Storms

Mon, 09 Feb 2026 15:45:00 -0000

This episode was meant for Feb 2nd, but I got caught in the ice storm with no power for 9 days! So here we are. Just pretend it's Groundhog Day.

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27. Ebay Shawty

Thu, 29 Jan 2026 06:49:00 -0000

Sorry for the late upload. Still don't have power at home. :) Love y'all.

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26. Next Contestant

Mon, 19 Jan 2026 15:18:00 -0000

Happy National Popcorn Day!

It's Ms. Crystal’s Podcast Program, and frankly, she can't believe we are on episode 26. Today, Crystal has to figure out a cat figurine. Unfortunately, this figurine's value has depreciated because Crystal took a fall and landed on top of her antiques. Crystal then bravely examines the lyrics of Nickelback's "Next Contestant" and discovers it's not about a contestant on a game show at all. Thanks for being here. Love y'all.

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25. Special Guest Dr. Tate

Mon, 12 Jan 2026 15:00:00 -0000

Well, hello there, dear Crystals! It’s your friend, Ms. Crystal, and oh my stars, do I have a treat for you today. I’m simply tickled pink to introduce my very first doctor on the show — the distinguished Dr. Tate. 💕

Now, he’s a breast milk researcher — yes, you heard me right, breast milk! Don’t blush, sugar, it’s all very scientific… mostly. Anyway, Dr. Tate and I get ourselves into quite the hullabaloo trying to figure out a little figurine mystery, and we listen to some downright wild voicemails that had me clutching my pearls. 📞😅

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24. The Ole Triple T

Mon, 05 Jan 2026 15:00:00 -0000

Welcome back to MCPP! Crystal hits you with some facts straight away, has a super cute figurine to figure out, and listens to a ton of voicemails. Thanks for being here. 📱 Follow me on IG 👚 Merch ✍🏼 Facebook 🌸 MCPP IG 🫶🏼Patreon Got mail? PO Box 999 Joelton, TN 37080 https://www.crystalscreationsllc.com/ Produced by Ms. Crystal’s neighbor, Ayden.

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23. For He's a Jolly Good Fellow

Mon, 29 Dec 2025 15:00:00 -0000

Happy New Year, friends. This week, Ms. Crystal shares some historical facts with you, a figurine given to her by a fan, and a very creative Creation of the week and names her Crystal's of the Week.

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22 . Merry Christmas

Mon, 22 Dec 2025 15:00:00 -0000

It's our first Christmas season together! What a special time it is. Crystal starts off strong with some holiday-themed chit-chat, has a new cute figurine, and shows an upcycled creation of the week. Hope your holiday is cozy as heck.

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21. No Buddies like Snow Buddies

Mon, 15 Dec 2025 15:00:00 -0000

It may be getting cold outside, but Ms. Crystal is here to warm your heart and loins. She discusses several important historical dates, asks you to help her figure out a figurine, and names the Crystal's Crystals of the week.

As always, thank you for watching, listening, and commenting. Crystal appreciates you!

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20. Dave Gunther

Mon, 08 Dec 2025 15:00:00 -0000

In this twentieth episode of Ms. Crystal's Podcast Program, Crystal is joined by Dave Gunther. Yes, THE Dave Gunther from Trailer Tales. Dave helps Ms. Crystal Figure out The Figurine, ticks her off by farting in her nice chair, and they listen to some voicemails together.

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18. Thanksgiving with Ms. Crystal

Wed, 03 Dec 2025 04:05:00 -0000

Happy Thanksgiving from all of us here at MCPP! We are excited to spend our first Thanksgiving together. Crystal gives a brief history lesson on the history of the Pilgrims and Native Americans, reminisces on some activities she did in her younger days, and figures out a Thanksgiving figurine.
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19. Christmas Liars

Wed, 03 Dec 2025 04:03:00 -0000

Heck yeah, it's December, baby! Get your favorite afghan and a cup of tea, and let Ms. Crystal entertain you for the next hour. She preaches about parents lying to their kids, has a fresh holiday figurine, and of course, takes some viewer voicemails.

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17. Trauma Thermometers

Mon, 17 Nov 2025 15:00:00 -0000

In this 17th episode, Ms. Crystal gives Safe-T-Man a fresh new wig (whether he asked for it or not), names her Scottish Hunk of the Week, and tries to figure out why a cat figuring has such big eyes.

She also sorts through another batch of unpredictable voicemails, and wraps up by showing off her latest creation.

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Big Announcement: Ms Crystal is coming to All Things Comedy

Sat, 15 Nov 2025 17:00:00 -0000

Hi there, it's your pal, Ms Crystal, and I am so excited to announce that I am now part of the All Things Comedy Network! Watch on Spotify Premium & YouTube or listen on Apple or wherever you get your podcasts.

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16. Special Guest: Gem

Mon, 10 Nov 2025 15:00:00 -0000

Finally, Ms. Crystal has Gem on the pod!

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15. Creme Shack Debacle

Mon, 03 Nov 2025 15:00:00 -0000

Ms. Crystal is on one this week! She is bringing awareness to Elderly People Turn Around time, rants about Margerie at the Creme Shack, has an exciting Figuring out the Figure, and much more!

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14. Happy Halloween!

Mon, 27 Oct 2025 14:30:00 -0000

It's the Halloween Episode! Ms. Crystal has a spooky Hunk of the Week, a spooky Halloween figurine, and plenty of voicemails.

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13. The Rapture with Harry

Mon, 20 Oct 2025 14:00:00 -0000

My good friend Harry joins me to discuss everything from the Rapture to guilty pleasures.

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12. Flip Phone Alibi

Mon, 13 Oct 2025 16:00:00 -0000

This week on the podcast: Crystal thinks about different jobs she'd like to have, announces Crystal's Crystals, takes some wild calls, and showcases a bear figurine.

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11. Someone Else Take the Wheel

Mon, 06 Oct 2025 14:00:00 -0000

Join Ms. Crystal as she figures out TWO figurines, dives into another song analysis you didn't know you needed, and sifts through a fresh batch of voicemails. Oh! And meet our new cohost, Skeletal Crystal!

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10. Fool Me 11 Times with Sveltlana

Mon, 29 Sep 2025 14:00:00 -0000

Tammy's friend Svetlana joins Ms. Crystal for the first time! They cover Russian accents, favorite Bible Stories, herpes, and many other exciting topics. (This is not an AI description, promise).

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Ep. 9: My cousin-in-law, Darryl.

Mon, 22 Sep 2025 14:00:00 -0000

🎙️ This Week on the Program: My cousin-in-law, Darryl, joins me. In this episode, we're discussing everything from Crystal's decision to never move out to the strange occurrences with motion detectors and robot doctor calls. Plus, Darryl's may never come back, there's a voicemail segment, and we discuss everything from floating the Rio Grande to the fate of JC Penney.

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8. Honk Your Own Horn

Mon, 15 Sep 2025 14:00:00 -0000

Ms. Crystal hates horns!!

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7. Tupper-where?

Mon, 08 Sep 2025 14:00:00 -0000

Ms. Crystal went segment crazy today!

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6. Mr. Wink

Mon, 01 Sep 2025 14:00:00 -0000

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5. Kyler Finney

Mon, 25 Aug 2025 14:00:00 -0000

My first guest is one of my favorite people, Kyler Finney. He's a hilarious comic and a hard-working guy. We cover topics like big clothes, small toilets, and fat doctors.

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4. I Am Not a Garbage Truck

Mon, 18 Aug 2025 14:00:00 -0000

Ms. Crystal gets heated about mobility scooters, shows her first creation, and goes off on many tangents. Thanks for being here.

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3. Not Horsing Around

Mon, 11 Aug 2025 14:00:00 -0000

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2. Eternal Flames of Chuck E. Cheese

Mon, 04 Aug 2025 14:00:00 -0000

We did it! We are back with a second episode of MCPP! Crystal has a fun-filled 50 minutes for you today. Who will be the hunk of the week? What will the Creation be for this week? Tune in to find out.

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1. I'm here. Until I'm Not

Mon, 28 Jul 2025 14:00:00 -0000

Thank you for tuning into Ms. Crystal's new podcast! She shares a figurine, showcases a new creation, and goes off on several tangents. 📱 Follow me on IG: https://tinyurl.com/2k5svpuk 👚 Merch: https://tinyurl.com/2p9e9669 ✍🏼 Facebook: https://tinyurl.com/2rcdy53a 📦 MCPP's IG https://tinyurl.com/44zfn5jn 🫶🏼Patreon: https://tinyurl.com/3hy2c63z Produced by Ms. Crystal's neighbor, Ayden. https://tinyurl.com/4pcv4x4x

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