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S3 EP 19: “You’d Love Someone To Get Fragged”

Wed, 22 Apr 2026 11:45:00 -0000

On the show this week Matt, Jon & The Landlord discuss:

The delay to the podcast - “because of like reasons”

Why Miles Jupp might want to kill Matt Forde.

The Relegation battle and will the World get its wish?

Why Arsenal losing the title is good for the comedy industry

What happened when protestors interrupted a Matt Forde Political Party gig this week

AND Is it a good idea to drink through?

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S3 EP 18: “What’s Worse: War or Cancer? Email us at…”

Thu, 26 Mar 2026 07:45:00 -0000

Matt and The Landlord report back from Spurs v Forest

Jon goes to the Cup Final

There's ALOT of impression from.... Jon.

There’s a soup recipe requested by a listener

Find out why Xavi’s face means Jon wants Spurs to go down.

TakeshiCastlegate rumbles on

Jon and Matt discuss their Turbo drinking in the past

And... Scooby Do.

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S3 Ep 17: Matt Buys Jon A Bouquet of Flowers & “Showbiz Haircut”

Sat, 14 Mar 2026 06:00:00 -0000

On the show this week:

Matt dreams of being beaten up Tyson Fury.

Tottenham’s troubles - Can you sack a man who hasn’t unpacked his pants from his suitcase?

Jon finds out his barber listens to this podcast.

There’s a new TV idea - Jon Richardson’s ‘Lad In The House’

How do you pronounce Takeshi’s Castle?

A listener emails in about Matt’s chest hair.

Matt and Jon celebrate their 21st anniversary by buying presents for each other.

and Matt’s best ever comeback (that he can’t remember)

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Series 3 Ep 16: Matt Ejects Two Audience Members and Tells A Nurse to F-Off

Tue, 03 Mar 2026 12:01:00 -0000

This week Jon & Matt discuss:

Matt telling a nurse to "F*ck Off" and ejecting TWO people from gigs this week.

WW3

The Relegation Scrap

Ryan Yates’ sausage dog.

5yr Old Lee Anderson tells us of his bedtime routine

Improv.

Jon on having to change his number when it was mistakingly aired on C4.

There’s a beautiful email from a listener

we debate: What’s the best Apple?

And Matt writes a song for collagen.

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Series 3 Ep 15: “My Kombucha origin story” & Jon’s got “a showbiz haircut”

Wed, 18 Feb 2026 03:00:00 -0000

This week Jon & Matt discuss:

Matt Forde’s ‘Showbiz anecdotes’

A big week for Forest and Spurs

Carmex v Vaseline

There’s an EXCLUSIVE on the pod.

Jon brings a Jason Snackateer AND impersonates a Rolls Royce bonnet mascot but visually and on an audio podcast

There’s a Hot Take on Valentines Day

and find out what gives Matt 'The Ick'

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Series 3 Ep 14: “It Looks So Much Fun Being A Panda ” & “I’m Ashamed Of Myself”

Wed, 11 Feb 2026 03:00:00 -0000

his week Jon & Matt discuss:

Jon tells us about hanging out with some OAPs whilst giving blood

Matt goes ‘chocolate crazy’

Jon’s been “working hard or hardly working”

Leeds’ victory over Forest

A listener emails in with a logo for ‘Sp*nk Me’

Jon’s daughter continues her text tirade against Matt.

Jon thinks Matt has spent too long doing daytime promo

Matt uses the phrase ‘Flow State’ at least THREE times

Find out why Jon won’t take his daughter to Leeds United

And they discuss why this podcast is the truest version of themselves.

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Series 3 Ep 13: “The Least Consistent Pod In The Game”

Thu, 29 Jan 2026 03:00:00 -0000

This week Jon, Matt & The Landlord discuss:

The Down The Dog Relegation battle, why Jon can’t promo the show on the radio, Matt interviews the PM and there’s some very funny messages from listenerS.

Plus Jon shares some beauty tips and we pitch two new TV shows in what might be our rudest segment of the podcast yet.

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S3 EP 12: “Daddy’s Got Sandwiches For His Hungry Boys”

Fri, 23 Jan 2026 03:00:00 -0000

WE'RE BACK (AGAIN!) and this week we discuss:

A candle up the arse.

Why does Matt sound so F*cked? Well it’s because of A Chinese, Some Cheese, lots of Whisky & Wine AND a pizza.

There’s some surprising revelations about Dr. Oetker

Matt & Jon have both been to the seaside

Find out what the boy’s weird instagram algorithms are.

Jon bemoans transcripts

and the Landlord has a problem at the airport

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S3 Ep 11: Balls Are Like A Bag Of Mozzarella/I Crapped Myself On The Slide Once

Wed, 24 Dec 2025 03:00:00 -0000

On our CHRISTMAS special we discuss all things CHRISTMAS such as: Matt’s testicles and was Michael Gove Any Good?

Elsewhere.. Jon is caught ‘off mic,’ find out what Matt used to send one-minute after Jon was late. There’s a visit from 5-Yr Old Sean Dyche and we hear what Jon’s been saying at the school gate.

Plus… There’s a return from a podcast favourite from old who’ll “read your emails and your tweets” A listener asked if Jon has been inspired by Dan Farke? and find out how both Matt & Jon like to spend New Year.

And we ask… What’s your favourite thing to suck?

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S3 EP 10: "Chimping Led To This"

Thu, 20 Nov 2025 03:00:00 -0000

On the podcast this week... Jon has the audacity to wear a yellow jumper, Matt & Jon tell us how their Palladium gig went and we discuss Chimping.

Elsewhere we 'learn' why they take the lid off of your bottle at events, there’s an incredible 'animal, weapon location' and we discuss pre Christmas jizzmas.

Also there's a patriotic return for Matt’s perineum, we ask 'why aren’t there more toothpaste flavours?' and Matt gets scolded for his impression of a hoover.

Finally Jon shows us his new Christmas jumper and Matt impersonates his mum getting a phone call off of Jon. Plus there's the worst start to any anecdote we’ve had on the podcast…

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SERIES 3 EP 9: ANDRE'S A GASSY BOY & JET BLACK BALLS

Wed, 12 Nov 2025 03:00:00 -0000

WE'RE BACK! BUT... Matt’s come back from his surgery with ‘an attitude problem’, there’s more Paddington news and the boys discuss what Jon got Matt for his birthday.

Elsewhere we discuss our gripes with modern football, Matt shows off his new desk and Jurgen Klopp appears AS DOES a 5 yr old Donald Trump.

Also…. A listener emails in to say why Matt ruined his play, find out why Jon’s Daughter should have “Offspring controls” and Jon reveals why he’s still hurting two and a half years after the The Landlord’s wedding.

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S3 EP 8: “I Sound Like a F-ing Monster” & “I Know Someone Who Got Sent A Turd In A Jiffy Bag”

Thu, 23 Oct 2025 02:00:00 -0000

On the podcast this week we discuss... that as you are listening to this podcast Matt will be on the operating table being sliced open, we ask where do 'The Trolls' live these days? AND we react to Forest appointing Dychey with Woaney & Stoney.

Elsewhere we touch upon some genuine text exchanges between Matt & Jon, we talk about some potential replacements for Matt on the Pod and there’s some fun Paddington updates.

Plus there’s a weird meet up between Trump, A 5-Yr-Old Lee Anderson and Rich Stu and we discuss the post sedative video.

We will be back as soon as Matt is well enough to return. We’ll miss ya! x

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S3 EP 7: “I’m The Bad Boy of British Padel” & “I Stand With Paddington”

Wed, 15 Oct 2025 02:01:00 -0000

On the podcast this week we discuss Paddington, bad backs and a ladybird infestation at Jon’s house.

Elsewhere we look at an old Damon Albarn interview in Loaded, Jon plays padel with Big ‘BOSH’ John AND Matt’s in a ‘funny’ mood.

PLUS Lee Anderson joins us again but this time as a 5-yr-old and Matt & Jon discuss their England night out at Wembley.

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SERIES 3 EP 6: “CHRONIC ANAL FISSURES” & “THE WATERLOO ROAD HAIR WIZARD”

Thu, 09 Oct 2025 02:00:00 -0000

On the podcast this week we discuss haemorrhoids, Big Ange’s big impact at Forest and a listener emails in about Jon’s hair on Waterloo Road.

Elsewhere we discuss scented water for the iron, Jon admits he’s started drooling whilst Matt reveals why he has a wet pillow AND Jon has another ‘incident’ in the pub.

PLUS Lee Anderson joins us as a 4- yr- old and Jon has a weird dream about darts player Luke Humphries.

Next Diary Episode out next week.

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S3 EP 5: Waterloo Road - “The Turd I Was Meant To Be”

Fri, 03 Oct 2025 02:00:00 -0000

Alternative Title: “I BECAME THE BLOBFISH, THE DILDO AND THE RUSSIAN BROTHEL”

On the podcast this week we discuss Jon’s first Waterloo Road episodes, Matthew Mcconaugchey (SIC) and will Jon be able to beat ‘Big John’ at Padel?

Elsewhere we discuss Matt’s ‘two week stag’ which included a trip to Seville to watch Forest, another night of Oasis at Wembley and interviewing Rachel Reeves at the Labour Party Conference.

AND we revisit some old features including: Rich Stu & ‘Animal, Weapon, Location’ AND THERE'S A NEW ONE called ‘Matt Forde’s Impressions Time Machine’

PLUS we discuss Jon’s birthday and a listener calls hin out for being a fake vegan.

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S3 EP 4: “I Thought There Was A Dog Chasing Me With A Squeaky Toy In Its Mouth”

Thu, 18 Sep 2025 02:06:00 -0000

On this week’s episode Matt inadvertently admits to breaking the law on the podcast so this could be the LAST EVER Down The Dog.

Elsewhere we discuss Jon’s daughter’s party, is Jet lag a rich man’s problem? Matt does a live reaction video to Jon’s Waterloo Road trailer, Jon tells us what incredible thing he was doing last week that we had to bleep on the previous show AND find out why Matt is learning some Down The Dog catchphrases in Spanish.

Also we discuss Leeds and Forests’ recent fortunes.

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S3 EP 3: As One Big Ange Leaves The Government Another Arrives At Forest

Mon, 15 Sep 2025 05:43:00 -0000

On the Podcast this week:

Matt’s been to Los Angeles and reacts to Big Ange’s appointment at Forest.

Whilst Jon is up to something very exciting which has to be CENSORED, buys a pub for a TV series AND meets Joe Root.

Elsewhere we discuss the thing about PR, Matt’s Australian accent gets a bashing by a listener and Ben’s back in touch with some merch ideas and an update on the distribution for The Pump & Dump 3000.

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S3 EP 2: “Wrap Your Arms Around Me And Climb Up Me Like A Koala”

Wed, 03 Sep 2025 02:00:00 -0000

On this week’s episode Jon & Matt discuss Mark Pougatch, exercising with drink ‘up ya,’ the green Newcastle shirt and we ask: who are the bad boys these days?

Elsewhere Jon visits Fordy in Edinburgh, Matt thinks Jamie Carragher is fit and we discuss at least 4 Matts.

Plus we discuss one of the greatest Youtube clips, the afterlife, Matt joining Instagram and whilst we record Nottingham Forest European draw is happening LIVE.

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S3 EP1: The Pump & Dump 3000

Wed, 20 Aug 2025 02:00:00 -0000

On the podcast this week we discuss Jon being called “F*cking Roberto Carlos” (despite being hungover) as he tells us about playing football after a pub crawl.

Elsewhere we talk about - the new hit single: Recycling Loopy, Liam Gallagher slagging off the Edinburgh Fringe Festival and why Matt thinks Jon is sounding increasingly more right-wing these days.

Plus a listener emails in with a pitch for The Stoma fucker: Pump & Dump 3000.

Also Bridge + Tram.

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S2 EP 35: “OOOH YOU SALTY COW” & “PUMP AND DUMP”

Tue, 05 Aug 2025 02:00:00 -0000

On the podcast this week... we discuss Morgan Gibbs White’s hostage video, Football being F*cked AND why Tyson Fury needs to fight for Morecambe FC.

Elsewhere Jon’s VERY angry this week and reports someone to the Advertising Standards Authority. Guess what? There’s more Oasis chat and more is revealed about the Hawk Tuah girl.

Plus we have so many emails from abroad, a listener pitches us a Stoma Fleshlight and… Switzerland.

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S2 EP 34: “Playing With Imaginary Worms” & “Drumming With His Gob.”

Thu, 24 Jul 2025 02:00:00 -0000

On the podcast this week we discuss The Coldplay Couple, The Hawk Tuah Girl, and we have our weekly Oasis chat.

Elsewhere there’s been some developments in Jon & Matt’s Uber ratings, we discuss why Jon doesn’t have the same reaction to music as his mates… and Matt & Jon discuss what masterstroke they installed in their house in their old flat.

Plus…. W*nking to classical music, British Memes and “you’ve got some thick mates”

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PLUS WE'VE JUST LAUNCHED SERIES 2 OF JON'S DIARIES - 1998.

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S2 EP 33: “I Think You’re A Cannibal” & “Absolutely Stunning Beagle”

Sat, 19 Jul 2025 02:00:00 -0000

Find out why Matt could be called “Mr Glastonbury,” there’s more Oasis chat as Jack Grealish reports from Heaton Park, Jon makes an overnight pilgrimage to a pub near his house but has an eggy pint & Tony Blair turns up at the Dog.

Elsewhere we discuss Britney Spears & Pizza Express and England’s win on Penalties over Sweden Jon wishes Marcelo Bielsa a very happy birthday (and his buttocks) and we say #FREEMORGANGIBBSWHITE

Also we touch upon Crystal Palace’s demotion, bastard of the week, dog of the week and Jon puts a Jason Snackateer in his diary.

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S2 EP 32: “You Went Commando In Ibiza?” + Danny Dyer Having It “Triple Large” at Oasis

Tue, 08 Jul 2025 02:00:00 -0000

We’re back! Jon goes commando in Ibiza, Fordey reports back from the first Oasis gig in Cardiff and we find out what Jon would graffiti on Matt’s Edinburgh poster if he had the chance....

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S2 EP 31: “You’ve Just Been Mentioned In Parliament!?" & Booze Ferrets

Mon, 16 Jun 2025 02:00:00 -0000

On the podcast this week we start with an apology, Matt revels in being mentioned in PMQ''s, find out why Jon feels at odds with his generation, there's a shoutout to Ivo Graham and we discuss washing machine Tekkers.

Elsewhere Jon tells us about his Yoga with Cassandra, there's a lot of football chat and we ask have you ever tasted your own sweat?,

Also is a scab just black pudding?

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S2 EP 30: 'YOU'VE NEVER EATEN EARWAX!?"

Tue, 27 May 2025 11:00:00 -0000

Recorded before the last Premier League fixtures…

Danny is back from Bilbao ,Jon & Matt attend the FA CUP final and we have some surprising replies to our text topics from listeners.

Elsewhere we discuss eating earwax, a fly attacks Matt Forde and we have an actual Bastard of the Week

Plus find out why Matt Forde "will snIff it but he won’t lick it" and everyone is talking about The Year of the Bird but is it The Year of the Dog?'

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New Series of Jon's Diaries (1998) coming soon!

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S2 EP 29: “When You Going to Comic Con? You Loser”

Sat, 17 May 2025 08:45:00 -0000

On the podcast this week Jon & Matt discuss: Why life is easier for Americans, Why PES dispensers are genius, Matt goes from a rant to tirade about Star Wars and Jon walks past his childhood home.

Elsewhere Matt details how LIVID he was after the Leicester equaliser, we discuss Marinakis storming the pitch with his phone and there’s an update on Jon’s plaque.

Plus find out what Matt has only found out in the last 2 years, why does Jon Virgo come to mind when people do something unholy in the train toilet? AND we play a game of Can you guess who is coming down Jon’s driveway?

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S2 EP 28: “The Ainas”

Mon, 12 May 2025 02:00:00 -0000

On the podcast this week Jon tells us about getting a bollocking whilst playing in a charity football match and a night out at the Premier League Darts in Leeds Leeds Leeds.

Elsewhere Matt gets papped on the centre circle at Crystal Palace whilst Jon tells us about a beautiful walk he went on by a gas pipe and an A Road

Also we discuss a classic Fathers For Justice clip, The Barry Hearnification of Sport, a really sexy dart board, and has Jon been betrayed by his club?

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S2 EP 27: "Bombay Mix is Good for the Libido - That’s What My Mum Told Me"

Mon, 05 May 2025 02:00:00 -0000

On the podcast this week… Jon tells us about the best 48hrs of his life whilst Matt reflects on running the marathon 15 years ago.

Weirdly 50 Cent joins us in a conversation about teaching kids how to ride a bike, Matt tries to get us a mainstream audience and find out how Jon used to message sober Jon from drunk Jon.

Elsewhere Matt tells Jon: “You’ve got a miserable future ahead,” Listeners email us to tell us they don’t like Strawberries and find out why Jon is nervous about his hair being exposed to a whole new audience this week.

There’s another listener inducted onto the cancer couch, Matt tells us “I can’t wait to empty my colostomy bag at a foreign football stadium” and Jon offers to blow his gnads off.

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S2 EP 26: Jon Starring in 'Waterloo Road' & Being A Better Actor Than Brando

Sat, 19 Apr 2025 05:15:00 -0000

On the first episode of the podcast this week Jon talks us through his Waterloo Road promotional stunt and some of the ‘backlash’ he’s received from it (including from listeners from this podcast)

As well as some behind the scenes gossip from WATRO we catch up on the fortunes of Leeds United , Nottingham Forest AND Ange Postecoglu joins us on the podcast to discuss Tottenham Hotspur’s woes (This is recorded before Ange’s Europa League victory on Thursday)

Also …we touch upon swearing in the dictionary, the size of moles, reading podcast transcripts, John getting into trouble on live radio & there’s a bastard of the week as well as a new Tough Old Bastard of the Week.

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S2 EP 25: “It’s Mainly Dead Dogs & Cancer Survivors”

Thu, 10 Apr 2025 02:00:00 -0000

The Landlord apologises for the lateness of this podcast! Jon Richardson reports from Thomas Tuchel’s first game with Gary the Hatch, Big Phil, Even Bigger Phil, & Micky Titch.

We also discuss.... If theatre was football, aren’t mice cute? a joke that only Matt Forde can tell, Armando Iannucci’s script editing process and Jon tells us about playing in an 11-a-side football match organised by Joe Wilkinson.

Jon pre teases the big change in his life (which has now been revealed… https://www.bbc.co.uk/mediacentre/2025/jon-richardson-waterloo-road) and we welcome for the first time ever an ACTUAL PUNTER in the Dog and Bastard - who tells us some Spicy Countdown opinions and some exclusive Bielsa gossip.

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S2 EP 24: I Remember Touching The Teeth of the Linford Christie Waxwork

Tue, 25 Mar 2025 03:00:00 -0000

Matt goes to Berlin with Bill Clinton and Pussy Riot, we hear why Jon needs to worry about tromboning and we discuss 'Deep Meat.'

Elsewhere Matt tells us about being at the Carabao Cup Final and a particular annoying banner he saw that would have pissed off Jon, we want to bring back an alternative to ‘This Is Your Life’ after a Bulgarian team gives a minutes silence to a former player who wasn’t dead AND we remind viewers that WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE.

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S2 EP 23: “My Knob Ain’t Got Any of That...”

Fri, 14 Mar 2025 03:00:00 -0000

On the podcast this week we celebrate the 200th episode and the 20th anniversary of Matt & Jon’s friendship.

Elsewhere the boys discuss: Which player should make a noise whilst they run? The Millwall view, Jim Ratcliffe and the new Man United stadium AND Where is Jon’s new great adventure?

Also Matt discovers Jon’s still got some Christmas tinsel up, they discuss their last ‘proper’ jobs and job interviews and we hear from Stuart Pearce.

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S2 EP 22: “You Look Like One Of Those Star Wars Nerds.”

Wed, 26 Feb 2025 03:00:00 -0000

We record the morning after Leeds’ win over Sheffield United and Jon is a bit hungover. Helpfully Matt describes Jon’s state and what he looks like.

Elsewhere we discuss the new Bridget Jones movie and why the swearing lets it down, we’ve divided the listenership as to whether this podcast should be on video, some listeners email in on whether they give a sh*t about Landlord Danny & we discuss if Jon is a W*nker.

Plus F*ckity Cockballs and we ask: Why don’t film reviews mention the logistics?

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S2 EP 21: Looking for ‘The Cream Note’

Fri, 21 Feb 2025 03:00:00 -0000

We record the morning after Leeds’ win over Sunderland in the 95th Minute. We discuss the best perk, Jon’s brand new policy and searching for ‘The Cream Note.’

Elsewhere we discuss leaving the ground early, what thing made Jon angry at Matt on his wedding day, there’s numerous emails from listeners and there’s an odd reaction when we try to decipher if Cheese is a pudding.

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S2 EP 20: "We’re All Gonna Die" & A Famous B*stard of the Week

Tue, 11 Feb 2025 16:00:00 -0000

It’s a BUMPER PODCAST that was recorded before the weekend’s FA CUP matches…

Matt reports back from witnessing Forest beat Brighton 7-0 IN PERSON before Leeds then go and do the very same.

Elsewhere Jon & Matt discuss: The Vomitorium, Anthony Bourdain, shit rosé, Benidorm and for the second week in a row we slag off another comedian but bleep their name.

Elsewhere Jon listens to 90’s dance, there’s two nominations for bastard of the week and Jon reveals an embarrassing gym trick.

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S2 EP 19: “Welcome To Me” & “Cooley Bags”

Fri, 31 Jan 2025 13:00:00 -0000

On the show this week: find out who Jon has been thinking about a lot lately, The Curse returns and we discuss follicles and bollockles

Elsewhere we discuss Nicolás Otamendi's back tattoo, supping Oysters and champagne on the train to watch the football and there’s a new cancer touch.

Plus Find out why Jon Richardson is a member of the bald rotters club.

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S2 EP 18: Cohabiting With a Tin of Tuna

Wed, 22 Jan 2025 03:00:00 -0000

On the podcast this week:

We ask: Are you an aficionado of Jon’s lower satellite channel work? Matt tells us about his holiday to Lyme Regis and we discuss dogs rights in the future.

Elsewhere... Matt reveals he's started to keep a whisky diary and reads us an extract, there's lots of football chat including: why watching Forest is now like watching England, why Arsenal fans should chill Out, Postecoglu's moods and the worst EVER Man United team

Also Jon reveals the thing he bought and teased last episode, we explore the notion of posh people at the cinema AND a listener emails in about a DTD Cheese Dream

PLUS Matt reads a diary entry FOR TOMORROW!….

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S2 EP 17: “It’s Not Cheating To Have 'Big Strong Boys' & I’m Like An Angry Little Squirrel”

Fri, 10 Jan 2025 15:40:00 -0000

The first episode of the year sees Matt go round The Landlord’s house and the boys discuss: Christmas indulgences, 'Dry January' tactics, FA CUP underdogs, Uber doping and the Forest bandwagon.

Elsewhere we discuss meeting Big Ange, Rich Stu tells us how he got through Christmas, Jon and Matt reflect on their festive victories on shows 'House of Games' and 'Mastermind' (The Down The Dog Double) AND Jon runs into a footballer foe at the Darts.

Plus there’s a Dog, Bastard and c*** of the week.

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S2 EP 16: Hot Meat and Yorkshire D.

Mon, 23 Dec 2024 03:00:00 -0000

On the podcast this week…

Jon and Matt discuss wanking off a dog, the Hannah Waddingham Baileys advert, Jason Bateman’s range and why Mulled wine has gained cynicism and is in the hands of BIG CINNAMON.

Elsewhere… Matt discusses getting SLAMMED for doing cancer jokes in front of The King, Jon reminds us why we should remember we hate Man United & we put filth in Chris Rea’s Driving Home For Christmas.

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S2 EP 15: It’s Christmas at 'The Dog!' & Jon's New Aftershave

Thu, 12 Dec 2024 12:00:00 -0000

We discuss: Winter Wonderland, Advent Calendars, Mulled Wine, Maple Syrup, Christmas Films and Lindsay Lohan.

Plus Jon buys a new aftershave…

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S2 EP 14: "Munching Powder"

Sun, 08 Dec 2024 03:00:00 -0000

On this week’s podcast Jon Richardson & Matt Forde discuss: Poshos, A ghost at the hotel, WILTY & Jon’s emergency pack in the car.

Elsewhere the boys touch upon eating on your own at a restaurant, Frank Lampard’s Derby (and his Quickbooks advertO) and Matt sees a new side to Ashley Cole.

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S2 EP 13: “I made a new friend, he just happens to be THE KING”

Fri, 29 Nov 2024 03:00:00 -0000

Matt & Jon discuss the pictures of The King enjoying Fordy’s set at the Royal Variety Performance, Matt tells us aboiut a dinner he's had with a judge and we learn why Jon might be sending a letter on headed paper to Jacob Rees Mogg.

Elsewhere find out why Jon wants his Christmas tree to be embarrassed and we mention

crispy cornflake eye crud.

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S2 EP 12: "You Sanctimonious Little Possum"

Fri, 22 Nov 2024 03:00:00 -0000

On this week’s podcast Jon Richardson & Matt Forde discuss: Matt’s preparations for performing in front of THE KING, why it’s funnier to be bald, their Palladium gig and Road perks.

Elsewhere Jon reacts to the results of the midlife crisis poll as voted on by our listeners, why if in doubt you should just say ’sausage,’ AND Jon riles up a listener after he blames Jon for his break-up.

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S2 EP 11: The Costermongers

Sat, 16 Nov 2024 03:00:00 -0000

On the Podcast this week...

We discuss Jon's New AI Eye and why it could be the new way to listen to podcasts, The Landlord has had a new baby AND Jon watches and reacts LIVE to the new Tesco Christmas advert

Elsewhere we ask you to send in some ideas for our new feature... where we write a new kids TV show for Jon & Matt to voice on the podcast.

Plus we want to know: Should Jon shave his head or get a motorbike license? vote online!

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S2 EP 10: "I'm A Big B*tch Batch Cooker"

Sat, 09 Nov 2024 13:30:00 -0000

On the Podcast this week:

We discuss Trump's Victory & why Matt felt guilty, Forest being Third, the new Pub Queue and we suggest New rules for podcasts.

We play 'What Fern did Jon get in a lift with this week?' and how did he upset her?

We ask: Do you prefer Spiders or flys? and what sh*t would you rather eat?

Plus Jon’s got a problem with his eye & Matt downloads TIKTOK LIVE

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S2 EP 9: “I Went To Get My Face Drilled Today”

Mon, 04 Nov 2024 03:00:00 -0000

Recorded before Forest went up to THIRD in the Premier League… Jon & Matt discuss the three things that Jon learnt at the dentist, Halloween etiquette, Tim Robbins, The Sleeper train AND there’s a crisp factory tour update.

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S2 EP 8: “LET’S GET IN WHILE WE’RE HOT” & TOMMY TUCHS

Sat, 26 Oct 2024 16:00:00 -0000

Recorded before Forest moved up to 5th in the league, Jon confronts Matt about blanking him whilst he was in Sheffield. Matt meets an odd character in Scotland, we discuss Tommy Tuchs’ England appointment AND "My Grandad made YOUR bike."

Plus some very sweary emails.

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S2 EP7: “I Don’t Want To Find Out How Thick I Am”

Thu, 10 Oct 2024 14:00:00 -0000

It's short and it's very sweet. On the second podcast this week Jon Richardson & Matt Forde discuss:

Chelsea v Forest as Matt sits in the Chelsea end.

James Ward Prowse and his dead balls.

The bias of local radio

What is Jamie Carragher’s issue with batteries?

Ten Haag’s fate

There’s a new email rule.

Harry Kane’s Porridge Advert

Gestalt Therapy

A listener emails in about an exam paper the boys could sit.

And there’s an email from someone who wishes to remain anonymous

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S2 EP 6: "You're A Wheezing Little Otter"

Tue, 08 Oct 2024 02:00:00 -0000

On the podcast this week Matt & Jon discuss:

A new feature: What’s in your Gob?

Matt tries something for the first time in Norwich.

It’s our poshest EVER Aaron Ham Bisnacker

Jon has ANOTHER incident in the Swimming Pool

Matt has a solution for people who dry their balls with the hairdryer in public

There’s an update on the Walkers Crisp factory tour…

We ask listeners: send us your TV ideas for Gregg Wallace.

Jon discusses tickling a tapir.

AND we have a genuinely very moving Dog of the Week. RIP Teddy.

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S2 EP 5: Matt’s Manscaping & Why Don’t Aliens Have Pubes?

Tue, 01 Oct 2024 02:00:00 -0000

On the podcast this week Matt & Jon discuss Matt’s foray into manscaping and the boys discuss why we “don’t imagine Aliens to have pubes.”

Elsewhere we discuss Jon’s birthday, Thundercats and why it’s fucked up and Jon reveals why his Mum had to stop listening to the podcast recently and what her favourite episode of the show was.

And… Matt reveals he’s recorded Celebrity Mastermind (and Jon reveals why he turned it down) we pitch a new show - ‘Rico and Fordey: Don’t Go Fishing' and we’ve been offered ANOTHER tour of a factory.

PLUS find out why Richard Osman is going top be upset if he's listening...

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S2 EP 4: A Drawing Pin On the Balls.

Fri, 20 Sep 2024 15:00:00 -0000

Matt tells Jon of his latest trip to the Doctors and how a nurse played a game of using a drawing pin on his balls.

Elsewhere we discuss the corruption that is at the heart of musical chairs, The Testicuzzi, a listener emails in an absolutely incredible lookalike of himself and Jon, Matt details his favourite new song (inspired by The Gillette jingle) and we discuss more tipping etiquette.

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S2 EP 3: Jon Gets A Camera Up The Old Fella

Tue, 17 Sep 2024 02:00:00 -0000

On the podcast this week... Jon tells Matt about getting a camera down the willy.

Elsewhere we discuss: Alan Carr’s Top Tip, The England International round-up, Hope, Tears, Piss and Jon's Daughter teasing him about Bielsa.

Elsewhere someone is sat in Balsa’s Stool…

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S2 EP 2: Jon Goes Through His Teenage Diaries

Fri, 13 Sep 2024 02:00:00 -0000

On the podcast this week Jon Richardson & Matt Forde discuss OJ Simpson and why it could lead to a new feature featuring Matt's Wife and Princess Diana and the commemorative newspaper edition.

Plus Jon delves through his teenage diaries - Find out what event led Jon to write "The day my life changed forever"

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S2 EP1: Is This The Saddest Thing We’ve Ever Done? + Sex Tips & Peeping Jon.

Fri, 06 Sep 2024 08:00:00 -0000

WE’RE BACK BABY!!!! On the podcast this week Jon Richardson & Matt Forde give their sex tips and discuss sex scenes in books.

Elsewhere we discuss the Oasis reunion and which of the two is Liam & Noel

Also Jon admits “this is the angriest i’ve ever been about a crisp” and find out why Matt is “not a natural bath boy”

Plus after a month off Matt asks Jon: Have you missed me?

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S1 EP 49: “THE KING WALKED PAST ME… TWICE”

Sat, 20 Jul 2024 02:00:00 -0000

In the second episode this week…

Two odd things happen as Matt attends The State Opening of Parliament

We touch again on Southgate. Will Matt still have the same affection for him if he’s managing Derby in the Premier League in 10 years time?

It's the last Bakayo Snacka before we revert back for the new season and to commiserate we showcase our oddest suggested snack from a listener

The Curse of Matt Forde returns as a listener emails in about a SECOND deceased dog.

And we want your emails for next week’s DOWN THE DOG AWARDS - Send us in your made up categories and nominations

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S1 EP 48: Matt Forde Sends Southgate an Email Begging Him To Stay...

Fri, 19 Jul 2024 02:00:00 -0000

On the 1st episode this week Matt & Jon discuss primarily the Euros Final and Matt admits to emailing Gareth Southgate begging him to stay.

Elsewhere:

The boys discuss why Jon is like Marc Cucurella.
Matt's Mum singing Karaoke.
Jon mentions some odd '8 out of 10 Does Countdown' promo he was asked to tweet out this week.
We put out another call to the technologically gifted patrons of The Dog.
Why Bielsa and Marsch united for a common cause.
There's a Hymn update.
And a Swansong for Jack Grealish who reads his final greatest speeches of our time.

Also we detail why Mayo on chips IS WRONG And we ask "DO WE HAVE ANY BELGIAN LISTENERS????"

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S1 EP 47: England v Netherlands - “The Vengabus Has Gone Home Early”

Thu, 11 Jul 2024 15:00:00 -0000

This week:

We round up England v Netherlands and why ‘Plastic cups took one hell of a beating’

It’s a day for positivity but Jon mentions ‘two things that can sod off’ and why bread is like Gareth Southgate

Fordey’s Hyperbole returns, there’s some emails that nearly make Jon cry, we chat hymns AND someone tries to visit The Dog.

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S1 EP 46: "Your Mum’s Mouth Or Your Dad’s Mouth?"

Mon, 08 Jul 2024 15:00:00 -0000

Recorded the morning after England book their place in the semi finals we reflect on the big question: If England win the tournament - should Southgate stay or go?

We also touch on election night and the new Labour Government.

There’s a new insult in the Dog- "Half Pint and a Lentil Bolognese”

We ask: Do you have your mum’s mouth or your dad’s mouth?

We want you to remix a hymn on the podcast and tell us your favourite for Matt to sing next week.

And there’s a Dog of the Week and a Bastard of the week.

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S1 EP 45: “Come Round Here and Lick Meh…”

Wed, 03 Jul 2024 15:00:00 -0000

On the podcast this week Jon Richardson & Matt Forde...

Play a new game: ‘Guess What Slop Is In My Belly?’

Matt and The Landlord report back from Glastonbury

We sum up the last two England Games

Jack Grealish returns to read a speech from Independence Day

and Matt reveals why he has beef with people ‘suffering’ with Coulrophobia.

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S1 EP 44: “It's Not A Sex Pond...”

Tue, 25 Jun 2024 06:00:00 -0000

On the podcast this week Jon & Matt discuss...

Hot Improv

Scotland’s exit from the Euros and how every couple north of the border could help.

The problem with your age.

The England teams obsession with fishing and Kane's repost to Gary Lineker

Why Jon’s new tour could be called The MegaloJon

We ask: Were you ‘shagging’ in a pool before Jon walked in - email in if it was you.

AND Future Egg returns to comment on the swimming pool incident and gives another prediction.

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S1 EP 43: “You Provide the Flavour, We Provide The Mouth” + Camel Eyed Southgate

Sat, 22 Jun 2024 13:40:00 -0000

This episode sees Jon and Matt discuss:

The Range, Kalvin Phillips, Camel eyed Gareth Southgate & why he’s The Disney Wildebeest, Jude Bellingham’s Adidas Advert, Clive Tyldesley’s tweet and the most depressing sentence we’ve ever uttered on the podcast.

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S1 EP 42: 'THE FAB FOUR' - KEIR, ANGELA, RICH STU & FUTURE EGG JOIN US IN 'THE DOG'

Tue, 18 Jun 2024 07:00:00 -0000

On the podcast this week Jon & Matt talk about watching the England game with Keir Starmer and Angela Raynor and the reaction after the picture was posted online.

We also delve into England’s first win and Harry Kane’s new hobby. Not only that but Future Egg returns to predict England’s fate at the Euros and we have an exclusive interview from Skegness with Jack Grealish.

Plus a listener sends in ‘Down The Dog The Musical’

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S1 EP 41: "What Food Can I Suck?"

Sat, 15 Jun 2024 09:58:00 -0000

On the THIRD podcast this week we get a bit Hollyoaks Late Night…

Jon and Matt discuss:

The shittest football branding currently on the market, Sky TV, ordering Poke bowls at 11pm and Thierry Henry eating Quiche.

Find out why you don’t have to go to India to find yourself, what the food equivalent of going private is and our take on ‘Why Gen Z has gone wild for ‘sexy rat’ guys.

Also we rank the Wind in the Willows in order of sexiness and ask if we have any Hawaiian listeners…

Plus there’s a Covid outbreak in the Dog.

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S1 EP 40: EUROS PREVIEW - “David Seaman Should Be On A Retainer"

Thu, 13 Jun 2024 02:00:00 -0000

In the first of our Euro specials Jon & Matt discuss: Southgate's secret smell plan and what England should think of doing instead, Grealish joins us to read a speech after not making the cut and there’s a bold prediction on Southgate’s team success.

Elsewhere there’s a LIVE stretch, we discuss Patrick Bamford’s wedding and Jason Snackateer might have a new name...

Plus we haggle with our FPL Prize Winner.

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S1 EP 39: THAT Labour Ad & Liam Gallagher Getting Angry

Tue, 11 Jun 2024 02:00:00 -0000

On the 1st podcast this week:

There's a cracking new theme tune

We discuss xould Jon be Matt’s dad?

Jon & Matt go to see Liam Gallagher and report back on what made him so angry

There's an unexpected price point

AND Jon tells us what went on behind the scenes at the filming of his Labour Party advert.

Plus there's a Colostomy Corner, A Dog of the week and a disputed Bastard of the Week.

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S1 EP 38: "Nobody Is Shagging at a Matt Forde Gig"/Protein Plums

Mon, 03 Jun 2024 02:00:00 -0000

On the podcast this week:

Find out the coolest thing that's ever happened to Jon, what happened at Matt's first gigs back this week and how he was channeled at the Play Off Final.

Elsewhere there's a new theme tune, Bastard of the week, our first fictional dog of the week and A Monster addict emails in.

Also we discuss Gareth Southgate’s sartorial choices for the Euros and ask have you ever been underneath a carrot? Plus find out what anecdote Jon's Mum keeps referring to!

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S1 EP 37: "You Read Italian Like You're On a Bouncy Castle"

Wed, 29 May 2024 02:00:00 -0000

On the podcast this week recorded before Leeds’ loss at Wembley… Rich Stu pipes up on Matt becoming an ambassador, we ask: “If you’re not doing it then are you it?” “What is Jon Richardson?” and “Are you Italian?”

Elsewhere… there’s a ‘Pricepoint,’ ‘Animal, Weapon, Location’ and somebody has produced up Matt’s theme tune.

also… Mr Tumble and do you want to be a twinned pub with the Dog?

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S1 EP 36: “Nuns, Bananas & Jockeys”

Wed, 22 May 2024 09:00:00 -0000

On the podcast this week Matt & Jon try their first ever Monster and there’s a baffling footballer related Jason Snackateer.

Elsewhere we wrap UP Forest’s survival and Leeds getting to the Play Off Final (and why Jon was at the darts at the time)

As well as discussing why postal workers are the happiest industry there’s a VERY controversial Bastard of the Week.

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S1 EP 35: “Are you a Cryptobro?”

Fri, 17 May 2024 02:00:00 -0000

On the second episode this week…

Jon watches Barbie, Future Egg pops up somewhere unexpected, Jon reveals the worst thing about the delay to the CO-OP Arena and what he’s hated on Breakfast telly this week, there’s an excellent new theme from a listener, we reveal which England player drinks Hot Chocolate and what song this podcast would be.

Plus we ask: Are you a Cryptobro? and what food from the past Fordey should be? email us at: hello@downthedog.com

Plus there’s a fabulous whisky story and find out if Fordey has herniated his stoma.

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S1 EP 34: “You’ve Eaten More Spring Onions Than You’ve Seen Goals…”

Thu, 16 May 2024 02:00:00 -0000

On Down the Dog this week:

There’s an early Fordey’s hyperbole, Jon & Matt discuss trance music and why Fordey is like Paul McCartney, there’s a chance encounter for Matt at the toilets at Wembley Stadium and a LIVE Colostomy Corner.

Elsewhere the boys discuss the Netflix Doc - ‘The Final: Attack on Wembley’ throwing in their own memories of the day and Jon talks us through playing centre back with 'IRON Mike Wozniak' at the Taskmaster football match

Plus Jon pitches ‘Cafe Cat’ the book to Penguin AND Jack Grealish reads one of the great speeches of our time.

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S1 EP33: “I Was In My Nightie” & “I’m Not Trying To Get Muscly, Don’t Worry”

Wed, 08 May 2024 13:00:00 -0000

On the podcast this week:

As well as the quote: “the nitrates in the deceased people erode the pitch” you join us as Matt finds out LIVE about Nottingham Forest’s points deduction being upheld, we discuss Leeds United’s play-off hopes, someone is sat in Balsa’s stool and Matt has a sideboard delivered.

Elsewhere… Matt plays us his new theme tune, find out why Jon might need to buy Matt’s Mother, Jack Grealish reads one of the great poems of our time

AND Matt is dismissive about the quality of Bruce Springsteen’s output

Plus… we hypothesise what would happen If Matt and Jon made Thelma and Louise or went on Celebrity Hunted and Jon tries to stop his daughter from being a grass.

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S1 EP 32: Future Egg

Fri, 03 May 2024 10:30:00 -0000

On the second episode this week:

Jon’s attacked by a Zombie Wasp.

we discuss Stephen Maguire eating a fly

A listener complains about our first ever Bastard of the Week

We digest Bellingham & Kane’s penalty incident

Fordy gives us another 'Film Review'

Rich Stu returns with a new sign off.

We uncover a new Youtube Star.

Jon eats some Booze flavoured crisps

Plus there's a Colostomy Corner, a new go at the theme tune, A Pub Dog and our first Quiz.

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S1 ep 31: “Drinkies with Daddy” & “Suck that Beethoven”

Tue, 30 Apr 2024 02:00:00 -0000

On the podcast this week:

There's a lot of theme tune chat: A listener sends in a new Country version of the theme tune (plus a Grime one )whilst Pete emails in to defend himself after last week's gentle ribbing from another listener.

We hear from Jon’s Pike Causey walk…

and Rich Stu.

Noel Gallagher talks to Fordey in a dream…

We ask you to get in touch with stories of “printer hell”

A listener emails us in a 'Jason Snacketeer'

We discover the problems of eating popcorn with your 7 year daughter

There's an update on Pricepoint.

AND Jack Grealish inspires a new feature.

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S1 EP 30: "How Do You Eat A Chocolate Coin?" & "I Wrote A Song Yesterday..."

Thu, 25 Apr 2024 11:00:00 -0000

On the second episode this week...

Jon trys to ruin sexuality for all the listeners, there's some complaints about the current theme tune, there’s some Andy Mcnab gossip from a listener and a new feature: BASTARD of the week.

plus we unveil ANOTHER NEW THEME TUNE and there's an excellent Colostomy Corner email and sting.

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S1 EP 29: “You’re a Glory Hunter” & “Boozed-up Bad Boy of British Comedy… Jon Richardson”

Wed, 24 Apr 2024 02:00:00 -0000

This week Jon Richardson & Matt Forde discuss:

THAT Forest Tweet and the Everton loss

Coventry v Man United and it’s own VAR controversy

Jon on why he is a terrible football fan

Jon on why he wants United to win the FA Cup - “I think at the moment I hate City or than United”

Rich Stu turns up again

There’s a Stephen Hendry Crucible update…

Jon reports back on if The Crucible Stinks

Jon tells us of the biggest clanger he’s ever made in front of a sportsman.

The Boys update us on ‘Footballer Book Club’ AND the problems with audiobooks.

AND We have another Pub Dog.

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S1 Ep 28: "Fordy vs REDACTED: The Next Big Celebrity Boxing Match"

Fri, 19 Apr 2024 10:22:00 -0000

The second episode of the week sees us:

Start with a snack, there's some comments abut the new theme tune and for some reason we’re in a Western.

Elsewhere... Fordy asks: How long do you think it would take me to drink Loch Lomond? There’s a funny bloke at the end of the bar, we come up with a new sleep solution and Jon talks about the time he want to a flotation tank

Also we have... Book and Film club, the boys decide their Celebrity sporting contests of choice, Matt gives Jon an incentive as he faces Stephen Hendry at the Crucible theatre and we welcome someone into Colostomy Corner (but give them a warning)

Send us quiz questions for our new weekly pub quiz feature!!! and pub dogs.

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S1 EP 27: "Golfers look FIT" and a new theme tune...

Wed, 17 Apr 2024 06:12:00 -0000

This week the boys discuss:

Chinos and the "Chino Bermuda Triangle"

Matt & Jon reveal surprising Sportsmen they want to get off with and Matt reveals what Disney Character every man should be like.

There's an excellent suggestion for a new theme tune - winner stays on. Can you come up with a better one?

We ask you to send us some jingles for popular items in the show....

We reveal our next choice for the footballer book club

and Jon’s got a bit of footballer gossip

Plus Frank is our new pub dog. This guy....

https://twitter.com/LlantwitMajorFC/status/1485310478549229575

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S1 EP 26: “Did you ever do martial arts?”

Sat, 13 Apr 2024 02:00:00 -0000

On the second episode this week… The boys reflect on a time they insulted each other 'for sport,' an unfortunate listener emails in about ‘On Chesil Beach,’ Matt teases Jon about going to the theatre and Carol Kirkwood turns up unexpectedly.

Elsewhere we want to know what your last complaint was AND Matt remembers the first time he had chicken goujons

Plus there's been complaints. So we want you to email us suggestions for a new theme tune. Send us an original composition or have a look through some library music on these sights for suggestions. Listener who suggests the winner gets some sort of prize...

Pond 5 - https://www.pond5.com/?campaignid=10382164037&gad_source=1&gclid=Cj0KCQjwlN6wBhCcARIsAKZvD5jsyoX6iDKHy8rUBVfRU100ZLlUjrCp2k7tG_Iw5dJuQRuENmvBUvkaAna8EALw_wcB

The Nerve - https://www.thenerve.io/

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S1 EP 25: “I was dressed as Santa and you were dressed as Mrs Clause”

Wed, 10 Apr 2024 02:00:00 -0000

Alternative title: "Do you know what they call this on the streets? Geezpod."

On the Podcast this week: we're recording straight off of the back of Spurs v Forest and there's some inevitable tense back and forth between Matt and the Landlord.

Elsewhere we catch up with Jon as he goes to France to see Bielsa manage Uruguay in a friendly and the boys reminisce about A failed Christmas party they organised in Surburton.

Also we discuss Shane Ritchie, Matt asks the question - "who is soppier me or you?" AND we launch the Down the Dog Bookclub

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S1 EP 24: "You Told Me How To Touch Dogs & I’ll Always Be Grateful”

Tue, 26 Mar 2024 03:00:00 -0000

This week Jon Richardson & Matt Forde discuss: The Top 20 sexiest Premier League football managers as voted for by AI, Jon puts a listener/footballer into bullshit corner, we discuss Paul Jewell’s favourite book and there’s a pub dog: Derek.

Plus we launch the Down The Dog Book Club whilst Jon admits to Matt: “No offence but I wouldn’t befriend anyone who was too handsome.”

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S1 EP 23: Jon, Son of Jon, Son of Richard

Wed, 20 Mar 2024 03:00:00 -0000

This week on the podcast:

Jon visits a “family farm”

Fordey gives the Landlord some shit.

There’s a new feature: What’s in Matt’s rucksack?

There’s at least two other new new features

We recommend Nottingham Forest get a dog for morale

Jon admits “I’ve said the worst things to you more than any other human being on the planet”

Chianti Classico winning at Cheltenham gives us an ide

And an odd guest visits the pub

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S1 EP 22: Ever Seen A Hamsters Ballbag?

Thu, 14 Mar 2024 03:00:00 -0000

On the second episode this week Jon Richardson & Matt Forde discuss: The Beekeeper, an alternative name for the Dog & Bastard, recommendations for Crufts AND an odd email about a status Dog from an anonymous listener.

Elsewhere there’s talk of more weekend shenanigans and we ask is there a cleaner clean than minty clean.

Plus we ask: Prick Hamster, Horrendous Hamster or Dickhead Hamster?

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S1 EP 21: Jon & Matt's Weekend Away - "The Geese Scared Me"

Wed, 13 Mar 2024 03:00:00 -0000

On the first episode this week Jon Richardson & Matt Forde discuss their lovely weekend away to watch Leeds v Sheffield Wednesday.

Elsewhere the boys discuss: a new way to email, what Gary Neville does for 14 minutes every day that pisses him off, how Jon was once 'the king of the holiday' and Gladiators.

Plus there's a knock at the door.

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S1 EP 20: David Beckham’s Almond-Shaped Nipples

Fri, 08 Mar 2024 03:00:00 -0000

On the second episode this week Jon Richardson & Matt Forde discuss: when Jon got a little bit buff, Anaesthesia dreams and men getting surgery to emulate David Beckham’s almond shaped nipples. Plus Matt confronts Jon with the truth as he tells him: “I can’t imagine you in a sexual way’

Elsewhere we ask the listeners: do you have a hamster that’s a prick? Can you send us some grot? (If you’re an 80-year-old man) and do you have a status dog?

There’s also a pub dog, colostomy corner and we feature a knee pillow.

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S1 EP 19: Matt's emotional return to Forest: "Are you calling it a clanger or a howler?"

Tue, 05 Mar 2024 03:00:00 -0000

On the first episode this week Jon Richardson & Matt Forde discuss: Matt’s emotional return to watch his beloved Nottingham Forest after his operation. With Jon also in attendance they discuss what went on in the tunnel after the controversial result.

Elsewhere.. we finally open the 20-yr-old can of Foster’s, listen to find out what replicated the feeling of vomiting off the back of a boat on a whale tour and we discuss the benefits of being buried in a selfie pose

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S1 EP 18: “I look like a fish that’s been squeezed”

Thu, 29 Feb 2024 03:00:00 -0000

The second episode this week sees Jon Richardson & Matt Forde discuss: Buttocks botox, the Take That podcast, dressing up for the school run and we nearly have our syndication moment.

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S1 EP 17: Jon Vs The Pub Quiz Host

Tue, 27 Feb 2024 03:00:00 -0000

This week Jon Richardson & Matt Forde discuss Amazon's 'Married to the Game' show, port and why Jon always turns down TV quizzes.

Elsewhere there's tension as we await the postman to deliver the 20-yr-old can of Fosters and a wonderful new format feature: 'Memorabilia for The Dog.'

Plus we welcome another Pub Dog to the premises.

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S1 EP 16: My Bum Is In A Different Place

Thu, 22 Feb 2024 03:00:00 -0000

WE'RE BACK!

Jon Richardson & Matt Forde discuss Matt's recovery from cancer including: the possibility of Matt becoming a 'Stoma Influencer,' Matt’s dreams about Jack Grealish whilst on morphine and if he's going to catheterise live on the podcast.

Elsewhere we discuss Eastenders spoilers and why Jon might have his own spell in hospital coming up after next week's episode.

Finally... there's a new catchphrase and sign off and we chat Super-soakers and Swizzle Sticks.

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S1 Ep15: Jon plays ‘Carrot in a Box’ with the England Team.

Mon, 16 Oct 2023 02:00:00 -0000

Series 1 Ep 15: Jon plays ‘Carrot in a Box’ with the England Team.

In the last Down The Dog for a while Jon Richardson & Matt Forde discuss all the behind-the-scenes gossip of when Jon met the England team last week (including why Ramsdale caused him to flinch, what Nketiah thought of his legs and why Jon had to avoid Gareth Southgate)

Elsewhere the boys tackle the Beckham documentary and discuss how David Attenborough might use some of the director’s techniques.

Also, we discuss the best thing about having a tumour, gallows humour AND a listener emails in with the perfect Scottish football insult.

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S1 Ep14: “You’re a Doctor and my b**** are weeping”

Fri, 13 Oct 2023 14:13:22 -0000

In the penultimate Down The Dog before we take a little break Jon Richardson & Matt Forde discuss: Matt’s tumour and a cheeky listener emails in to pitch why he’s the ideal stand-in, Jon details an awkward taxi journey he took this week while the driver was on the phone to his doctor and there’s a fantastic email about pub toilets from a listener…

Elsewhere we touch on - the glitter protester during Kier Starmer’s speech, why Matt Forde is like a horse and give advice to the makers of Anusol

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S1 Ep13: “Everyone I meet I know EXACTLY what the score is”

Fri, 06 Oct 2023 02:00:00 -0000

Series 1 Ep 13: “Everyone I meet I know EXACTLY what the score is”

In the second episode this week Jon Richardson & Matt Forde discuss: earworms, ‘The Third Eye’ and why someone left Jon’s gig early this week in the interval.

Elsewhere Jon reveals the first swear he obsessed over, we discuss if ‘having a child is another way to prove yourself right?’ and imagine what would happen if Jesse Marsch was unveiled as the new Glasgow Rangers manager.

Also, we ask the important question: “Are you a beer swilling naughty boy?”

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S1 Ep12: ‘VAR’, ‘Married At First Sight’ & ‘The Nutty Bag’

Thu, 05 Oct 2023 02:00:00 -0000

Series 1 Ep 12: ‘VAR’, ‘Married At First Sight’ & ‘The Nutty Bag’

This week Jon Richardson & Matt Forde give their take on the Tottenham v Liverpool VAR controversy and Jon reveals how he was duped by Matt with some fake audio.

Jon also tells us of a strange experience at the petrol station, we discuss the shopkeepers of the past & Married at First Sight and why referees are like rock stars.

Also, Matt tells us of the time he ‘died on his arse’ doing a gig in Luxembourg, Jon experiences his first 'treat bowel' and we hear the 20-year-old can of Fosters is on its way.

We also pick our Pub Dog Of The Week.

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S1 Ep11: “Matthew, the mucky video man is here…”

Tue, 26 Sep 2023 02:00:00 -0000

Series 1 Ep 11: “Matthew, the mucky video man is here…”

This week, recorded before the weekend’s fixtures, Jon Richardson & Matt Forde discuss: Why Jon was dreading meeting his Daughter’s teacher last week, soup mix, TNT sports, White or Wholemeal bread? and a listener emails in some spider wisdom from the USA.

We also pick our Pub Dog Of The Week.

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S1 EP10: Warnock, Treat Bowls & A Poopie

Sat, 23 Sep 2023 20:22:00 -0000

Series 1 Ep 10: Warnock, Treat Bowls & A Poopie

This week Jon Richardson & Matt Forde discuss: Treat bowls and dog chews for humans, the social contract with the water company, the possible death of Football Focus and Neil Warnock.

Elsewhere Jon tells us about a poopie, we discuss the Richardson Derby (Hull v Leeds) and what Jon had planned if Leeds had won AND

someone sits in Marcelo Bielsa’s chair.

Also Matt Forde is accused of auditioning for Pub Dog of the Week,

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S1 EP9: Cockney Spiders

Fri, 15 Sep 2023 02:00:00 -0000

Series 1 Ep 9: Cockney Spiders

In the second episode this week: find out what happened when Jon Richardson met John Terry at a charity trading day, we reveal our anagram winner and this week’s pub dog, ask arachnids to email in and find out why Jon walks his spiders down the street.

Elsewhere there’s some excellent listener emails and Matt makes a sandwich.

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S1 EP8: “My Wife Is Tired Of A Film She Has Never Seen”

Wed, 13 Sep 2023 12:03:00 -0000

In the first episode this week Jon proves himself to be a football psychic as we have a live watch-along of the Scotland v England game in ‘The Dog.’

Elsewhere we come up with other theories as to why footballers have gone to Saudi apart from the Money, imagine James Maddison running a Toby Carvery, discuss Michael Owen’s new fashion range and discover what Harry Maguire and Jon Richardson have in common

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S1 EP7: “My Doctor felt the slug”

Thu, 31 Aug 2023 02:00:00 -0000

Series 1 Ep 7: “My Doctor felt the slug”

In the second episode this week and very much an accompaniment to episode 6 (so make sure you’ve listened to that) Jon asks Matt for promo advice as he prepares to go on Lorraine. In the most meta Lorraine interview ever Matt plays Jon playing someone else.

Elsewhere Jon talks us through his previous experiences on Loose Women and Matt’s accused of showing a big lack of respect to the podcast half way through.

PLUS there’s some of the funniest and most disturbing emails from listeners on: bullshit corner, MRI scans, blood and pee, eating old things from the cupboard and some excellent suggestions for extras for the pub and the pod.

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S1 EP6: “I’m A Cardigan Wearing Anagram Fan”

Wed, 30 Aug 2023 02:00:00 -0000

Series 1 Ep 6: “I’m A Cardigan Wearing Anagram Fan”

In the first episode this week find out why Jon Richardson classes himself as “a cardigan wearing anagram fan” and why Matt Forde would love “a big clock.”

Elsewhere Matt tells us of an unusual Edinburgh show which he attended for the title alone and we discuss the ‘Leicester Yap'

PLUS we focus on Marcus Rashford’s ‘dive’ v Forest and uncover what would happen if politicians did rap...

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S1 EP5: “That’s the closest I’ve ever come to causing an International incident”

Sat, 26 Aug 2023 02:00:00 -0000

Series 1 Ep 5: “That’s the closest I’ve ever come to causing an International incident”

In the second episode this week find out why Jon Richardson is like a whale, why Matt wants your art gallery strategies and what happened when Jon met his polar opposite whilst on a two-day train trip from Malaga to Sheffield

We also launch a new feature ‘Listener scoops’ and celebrate with a double scoop. discuss England’s heartbreaking loss in the World Cup Final.

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S1 EP4: Jon opens A 20-yr-old sealed packet of fish for a sniff

Fri, 25 Aug 2023 02:00:00 -0000

Series 1 Ep 4: Jon opens A 20-yr-old sealed packet of fish for a sniff

In the first episode this week Jon Richardson opens a 20-yr-old packet of fish while Matt Forde enlightens us with a satirical story from the Sunday Sport.

Elsewhere find out “what’s like being buried alive” as Matt experiences TWO new things this week.

We also delve into listener emails, Forest & Leeds and choose our Pub Dog of The Week.

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S1 EP3: “I speak like a thin man when I put on a French accent”

Thu, 17 Aug 2023 19:23:00 -0000

Series 1 Ep 3: “I speak like a thin man when I put on a French accent”

This week Jon Richardson & Matt Forde discuss the important subjects of: What if Aliens are thick?, Jon’s Opera phase, what happened when a piece of meteor hit Lucy on the head AND a listener email in with ‘one meat foot.’

Elsewhere we discuss: Will Jon open a frozen piece of fish from 20 years ago? We unveil our first Pub Dog, debate listener sign-offs AND issue spoiler alerts from 1893.

Matt also reads out emails from listeners who have had beakers fall out of cupboards.

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S1 EP2: “Look at me with all these world leaders”

Fri, 11 Aug 2023 06:28:35 -0000

Series 1 Ep 2: “Look at me with all these world leaders”

This week Jon Richardson & Matt Forde reveal the weird object from Ep 1 that’s in Matt’s house which has ‘set the internet alight.’

Elsewhere they discuss: Meat raffles, cosplay dogs, new listener features and the burning question: “Have you ever seen a beaker fall out of a cupboard?”

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S1 EP1: The Soft Launch - “I Think I Sit On A Lot Of Chairs…”

Fri, 04 Aug 2023 04:00:00 -0000

Series 1 Ep 1: The Soft Launch - “I Think I Sit On A Lot Of Chairs…”

Hello! welcome to the soft launch of our new podcast ‘Down The Dog.’ It’s the old CPFPL podcast but set in a pub but with even less FPL.

This week Jon Richardson & Matt Forde discuss: The biggest scoop in podcast history, Alton Towers, Sciatica AND we encourage our listeners to guess what unusual object is in Matt Forde’s Edinburgh house. There might even be a prize.

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S2 EP71: “I’d be one of the first to go in a zombie attack’

Wed, 26 Jul 2023 02:00:00 -0000

Season 2 Ep 71: “I’d be one of the first to go in a zombie attack’

On the podcast this week Jon & Matt discuss Jon’s tactic for getting Lucy to bed so he can watch sport, what to do with kids on the holidays, 40 VS 41, how Jon became King of the arcade and if AI is a force for good.

Elsewhere we find out what Elsie calls Jon at home, there’s a surprise interruption, what roles they’d play in a zombie movie and Korean zombie films.

Also - someone shouts: “YOU’VE GOT A DEFORMED GUT”

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S2 EP70: “How many of our listeners can we get fantasying about Erling Haaland?”

Wed, 19 Jul 2023 02:00:00 -0000

Season 2 Ep 70: “How many of our listeners can we get fantasying about Erling Haaland?”

On the podcast this week Jon & Matt discuss a wonderful listener email from a pregnant listener, discover why Matt might get knocked out by Liverpool’s Andy Robertson and Jon reflects on seeing Pulp with Lucy Beaumont.

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S2 EP69: “I saw a lot of muscly men this week…”

Wed, 05 Jul 2023 02:00:00 -0000

Season 2 Ep 69: “I saw a lot of muscly men this week…”

On the podcast this week Jon & Matt throw some insults at the Australian cricket team, we imagine why it might be hard to have sex with Adama Traoré, Jon details a deep and passionate affair he had with a pop chip and without any form of football we play a game of: what is Jon eating?

Elsewhere Jon explains why he doesn’t have bread in his office and Matt pushes a drug and Jon asks: “why in the name of hellfire would I talk about going bald?”

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S2 EP68: “Banger, Banger, Banger”

Thu, 29 Jun 2023 02:00:00 -0000

Season 2 Ep 68: “Banger, Banger, Banger”

On the podcast this week Matt discusses going to Glastonbury, we explore the idea of getting the podcast on the national curriculum and Jon explains why this week he's been looking for owl pellets.

Elsewhere we look at some end of season fantasy football forfeits, we play a game of: ‘which footballer has Jon’s mother-in-law fallen in love with this week?’ and we discuss the best-looking Leeds players.

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S2 EP67: “Two Torsos, Four Arms, Four Legs, Two Heads and Two Willies”

Wed, 07 Jun 2023 02:00:00 -0000

Season 2 Ep 67: “Two Torsos, Four Arms, Four Legs, Two Heads and Two Willies”

On the second podcast this week (and we're still being recorded on the road) Matt tells us about the Arsenal stadium tour whilst Jon discusses a medical problem and a hotel incident.

Elsewhere we discuss listener names and your excellent suggestions for rebranding the podcast and find out why the tongue and the teeth are best friends.

Plus, we discuss Erling Haaland trying to get Oasis back together and a new feature: Inside Fordy’s Marrow.

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S2 EP66: “I hope that keeps you warm at Deepdale”

Sun, 04 Jun 2023 13:39:35 -0000

Season 2 Ep 66: “I hope that keeps you warm at Deepdale”

On the podcast this week, recorded on the road, find out how Jon Richardson is dealing with Leeds’ relegation and why he's got a problem with the club's owner taking his wife out for dinner.. Elsewhere Jon & Matt discuss the misery of others and what body part they’d eat off of each other.

Also, there’s a lot of chat about chips.

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S2 EP65: “Take THAT tour guide from the past”

Tue, 30 May 2023 13:53:36 -0000

Season 2 Ep 65: “Take THAT tour guide from the past”

Recorded before last weekend’s final Premier League fixtures Jon Richardson & Matt Forde discuss relegation and predict the outcome of Leeds v Spurs, why Leeds could be top of the bee league and why Fordy might have to dig an edinburgh show out of his arse.

Elsewhere… there’s some behind the scenes gossip on the set of Meet the Richardsons and we review listeners suggestions for the new podcast name

Two new podcasts discussing last weekend’s action will go up at the end of the week.

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S2 EP64: “I’m famous now, me”

Sat, 20 May 2023 02:00:00 -0000

Season 2 Ep 64: “I’m famous now, me”

In the second episode of the podcast this week Jon and Matt discuss: Jon’s trip to the BAFTAs and why he could be up for a special award next year, there’s some very funny ‘Strong Grannies’ stories from listeners and Jon writes a ‘puzzle/proper football joke’ with the most Nottingham Forest punchline he could muster.

Elsewhere we give Pep an ultimatum if he’s listening and there’s a guest on “Onana, What’s My Name?” that Jon doesn’t want to leave.

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S2 EP63: “It sounds like the Italians hated you”

Fri, 19 May 2023 03:00:00 -0000

Season 2 Ep 63: “It sounds like the Italians hated you”

The first episode of the podcast this week discusses: Matt’s honeymoon and an odd encounter on a wine tour, Jon reveals a pre-podcast sporting ritual and suggests why Warburton’s bread should be playing for Leeds.

Also, we reveal our preferred Championship promotion winners and why it could be a romantic watch and we talk a lot about a big library sign in Coventry.

Elsewhere we discuss the future of Big Sam, FPL and why we might be changing the name of the pod and olives.

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S2 EP62: “Two arms, two legs, a torso and a willy…”

Tue, 09 May 2023 02:00:00 -0000

Season 2 Ep 62: “Two arms, two legs, a torso and a willy…”

Recorded on Thursday morning before the current Gameweek Jon and Matt are ‘joined’ by ‘Roy Keane’ to talk about wine.

Elsewhere the boys discuss: steam rooms, Wrexham’s promotion and their pursuit of Gareth Bale, there’s some more Fordy tips and a detailed encounter with a plucky waiter.

Also... a listener emails in about an FPL rivalry.

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S2 EP61: “Our New King” (Sam Allardyce)

Fri, 05 May 2023 02:00:00 -0000

Recorded on Thursday morning Jon & Matt discuss Leeds’ surprise appointment of Sam Allardyce save their season. Jon wonders why his head looks 2D, why he inspires so many memes and why Allardyce’s appointment is like a Granny lifting a heavy car.

Elsewhere the boys discuss Woke football managers, heavy blankets and we ask the listeners: what’s the strongest thing you’ve seen a granny do?

Also find out why FPL might be null & void and why Jon has started sleeping with a teddy

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S2 EP60: Matt’s Stag.

Fri, 28 Apr 2023 02:00:00 -0000

Season 2 Ep 60: Matt’s Stag.

Recorded on Thursday morning Jon & Matt discuss Matt’s Stag last weekend and how it was gate-crashed by two ex-Premier League footballers, and how one of them gave Matt a gift.

Elsewhere the boys discuss the current relegation battle, getting sworn at by 6-year -olds and rabbits.

Also… we want to know: are you our saddest listener? can you entice Jon to give out his address? AND what stadium tours have you been on - Email: hello@cpfpl.com

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S2 EP59: “Zippy’s in Succession!?” & Chianti Classico

Thu, 20 Apr 2023 12:15:43 -0000

Season 2 Ep 59: “Zippy’s in Succession!?” & Chianti Classico

Our second episode of the week focuses on… Frank Lampard’s return, Just Stop Oil protesters and a mobile phone disrupting the snooker (and why this might affect Jon going to the Crucible in the coming years), a game of pen roulette, Grandma’s TV Reviews and a Gary Indiana update.

Elsewhere there’s controversy when a listener emails in and Matt recommends a wine.

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S2 EP58: “He’s thinking about the bass line from 'The Golden Girls'”

Tue, 18 Apr 2023 02:00:00 -0000

Season 2 Ep 58: “He’s thinking about the baseline from 'The Golden Girls'”

Recorded hours before this weekend’s fixtures Jon reports back from ‘The Tower of Terror’ whilst Matt details his trip to Leeds for Forest away. Elsewhere we hear about the outcome of Matt’s bug infestation, there’s some live last minute panic FPL changes and a new catchphrase unearthed.

Elsewhere we receive the best email we’ve ever had on the show and yes, it’s about a dead relative.

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S2 EP57: “Daddy’s Thick”

Fri, 14 Apr 2023 02:00:00 -0000

Season 2 Ep 57: “Daddy’s Thick”

In the second episode this week, and recorded before the current Gameweek - Jon Richardson & Matt Forde discuss why Breakfast in Brighton for Jon was like ‘When Harry Met Sally,’ Matt reveals what he daydreams about and he informs Jon of a recent run-in with a takeaway driver.

Elsewhere… The boys discuss Jack Grealish’s Chinese takeaway order and his Home Alone addiction, Jonjo Shelvey trying to book Jon Legend to sing at his wedding and whether they could present Good Morning Britain on ITV.

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S2 EP56: “Someone called me ‘Babycakes’ this week”

Wed, 12 Apr 2023 03:00:00 -0000

EPISODE 56: “Someone called me ‘Babycakes’ this week”

Recorded before the latest Gameweek Jon Richardson & Matt Forde discuss Matt’s preparation for Rock 'N' Roll Football and why it should be renamed, A fear of toenail clippers and visiting Bedford.

Elsewhere the pair discuss “Doggy Videos”, internet rabbit holes, why Jon wants to see Matt on more quizzes and Kai Havertz's nickname…

Also.. Matt gives advice to Instagram content creators And find out why Jon’s been trolled by a bot.

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S2 EP55: “You’ll be doing the next podcast in a Hazmat suit…”

Sat, 08 Apr 2023 11:34:08 -0000

Episode 55: “You’ll be doing the next podcast in a Hazmat suit…”

Recorded before the start of the Gameweek with some FPL updates recorded after Jon Richardson & Matt Forde discuss why Jon looks like slimmer of the year, whether it’s ‘Ha’ ‘Haha’ ‘Hahaha’ or ‘Hahahaha’ for text etiquette, exercising whilst watching the telly and bottle bins for trucker piss.

Elsewhere the boys want Rick Moranis to buya football club, a bug infestation takes over the pod AND find out why Instagram must think Jon is sick.

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S2 EP54: “Tomato Purrrrreeeeeeeeeeee”

Wed, 29 Mar 2023 02:00:00 -0000

Season 2 Ep 54: “Tomato Purrrrreeeeeeeeeeee”

In the first episode this week Jon Richardson & Matt Forde discuss Matt going full Liza Minnelli whilst reading out ingredients, cinema films and the streaming gap, Harry Kane’s video call with the Prime Minister, what’s tax deductible and two bits of good news for Nottingham Forest fans.

Elsewhere… the boys wonder if Jon Richardson can now be considered an athlete after the England team play Countdown at St George’s Park, ‘Rishi Sunak’ rings Jon to congratulate him on the highest ever points total on Countdown, Matt reveals the first time he was emotionally moved by a classmate and find out who Tommy C and Danny D Boy are.

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S2 EP53: “I’m like Liz Hurley - I’m wearing my duvet like a backless dress”

Fri, 24 Mar 2023 08:49:42 -0000

Season 2 Ep 53: “I’m like Liz Hurley - I’m wearing my duvet like a backless dress”

In the second episode this week Jon Richardson & Matt Forde discuss Guardiola’s Julia Roberts comments, the most incredible minute in football and the problem with foot-baths.

Elsewhere find out which famous actor Matt Forde’s mum finds irritating and what Jon Richardson’s mum thought of Ian Botham.

Also the boys discuss one of the worst decisions of Matt’s life and why he likes watching dog memes before bed.

Whilst ‘Man Checks A City’ ‘Onana, What’s My Name?’ and ‘Animal, Weapon, Location’ all return

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S2 EP52: “I will die on the 18th February 2048…”

Wed, 22 Mar 2023 04:00:00 -0000

Season 2 Ep 52: “I will die on the 18th February 2048…”

In the first episode this week Jon Richardson & Matt Forde fill out a questionnaire live on the podcast to find out when they’re going to die, we find out how Fordy is like Angela Lansbury and Sarah Jessica Parker and we discuss what is “spooky-wooky”

Elsewhere Matt describes ‘the most confusing pub ever,” we discuss the relegation battle, give more top life tips AND we catch up on the Comedians FPL AND listener league.

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S2 EP51: “I would sponsor a listener to get on that coach and ruin it for you”

Fri, 17 Mar 2023 03:00:00 -0000

Season 2 Ep 51: “I would sponsor a listener to get on that coach and ruin it for you”
In the second episode this week Jon Richardson & Matt Forde discuss gravy fountains at weddings, a West Ham fan’s naughty antics with a bald man and why it led to a ban, Fatbergs & what bedding they’ve got on at home at the moment.
Elsewhere Fordy guesses a listener, ‘Onana What’s My Name?’ returns and we receive more intel from paperboys.
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S2 EP50: “Did you get the call about hosting MOTD?”

Wed, 15 Mar 2023 03:00:00 -0000

Season 2 Ep 50: “Did you get the call about hosting MOTD?”

Jon Richardson & Matt Forde discuss Gary Lineker and Saturday’s strange edition of Match of the Day… Fordy praises the way Gary conducted himself around his property and admits he could watch a compilation of Gary Lineker coming out of his house all day!

Elsewhere... some pre-show gossip makes the show, Jon talks about frolicking in the snow and Matt visits the London Stadium and we witness his HackneyWickification.

Also, the boys discuss what would happen if they fought other famous British double acts such as Zig and Zag & Beckett & Widdicombe.

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S2 EP49: “Tell Fordy my Grandparents are Dead”

Tue, 07 Mar 2023 04:00:00 -0000

Season 2 Ep 49: “Tell Fordy my Grandparents are Dead”

Recorded before this weekend’s football fixtures Jon Richardson & Matt Forde are interrupted on the podcast by a food delivery. Elsewhere there’s a musical themed Stat Pack, listeners email in to warn us off buying Gary Splash BB team, we find out the price of a paper-round and we continue to discuss the issues no one else is discussing on other sporting podcasts -this week’s gem: IBS at football matches.

Also, this week - find out what caught Jon’s eye in a hotel corridor in Southend, there’s discussion on the new proposed F1 track at the Tottenham Hotspur stadium and the boys contemplate the news that a Newcastle fan got a winner's tattoo before the League Cup final. PLUS… find out why Jon has been banned from Saturday Kitchen

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S2 EP48: “I’m proud to work on a show where that is the content”

Thu, 02 Mar 2023 12:20:00 -0000

Season 2 Ep 48: “I’m proud to work on a show where that is the content”

In the second episode this week Jon Richardson informs Matt Forde of how he used to give Championship Manager press conferences in the shower.

We suddenly realise that we have so many football coaches emailing in that the CPFPL podcast could be influencing the next 20 years of international football.

Matt goes “full LBC” and asks paperboys, papergirls and newsagents to get in touch to clear up how much a paper-round is now paid.

The boys mull over a Soccer Saturday drinking game, discuss Easter & lent loopholes and Matt reveals why he likes to listen to the traffic and weather updates of other distant places.

Recorded before the midweek FPL fixtures we get to hear how their predictions worked out, Jon gives his view on the next Leeds boss and ‘Man Checks A City’ visits Gary, Indiana as we update our listeners on our attempt to buy the Gary Splash BB team.

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S2 EP47: “You are the Zig to my Zag”

Wed, 01 Mar 2023 03:00:00 -0000

Season 2 Ep 47: “You are the Zig to my Zag”

In the first episode this week Matt Forde goes to Spurs v Chelsea and updates us not only on the new beer technology but also the best sausage roll he’s ever eaten. Find out why the beer filling up from the bottom reminds him of Jon’s bum and we hear how Spurs fans have weaponised 'Hey Jude.'

Elsewhere we look ahead to the midweek FPL fixtures and Jon gives his view on the next Leeds boss. Plus... 'Man checks A City' visits Gary, Indiana as we update our listeners on our attempt to buy the Gary Splash basketball team.

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S2 EP46: We want to buy an American Sports Franchise

Thu, 23 Feb 2023 03:00:00 -0000

Season 2 Ep 46: We want to buy an American Sports Franchise
In our second episode this week Matt & Jon take the Wrexham approach and try to buy an American Sports franchise “to see how they like it”. Coincidentally there might be some unusual activity on the @GarySplashBB twitter account after listening to this week’s show (please help us and follow it!)
Elsewhere… we discuss Bolton’s new stadium sponsor; We give away Jon’s 6 music pen and some other goodies to listeners and the boys discuss the fourth emergency service after we got a few emails: men with pick-up trucks. Plus we ask the important question: “Where are you getting your damp proof membranes?”
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S2 EP45: “I don’t love the Devil and I never have”

Tue, 21 Feb 2023 11:09:52 -0000

Season 2 Ep 45: “I don’t love the Devil and I never have”

In the first episode this week there’s a surprise Rufus Wainwright/Oasis collaboration, There’s an interesting update on our 'feature' looking at eulogies at football matches, we chat about Leeds’ woes and the FPL fortunes of Jon, Matt and all those in the CPFPL league, Jon discusses his recent trip to Center Parks and why their staff deserve a clap even if they didn’t go to the moon and lastly there’s a big discussion on why Slime is now the Erling Haaland of kids toys.

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S2 EP44: “I listened back to that podcast and I’m ashamed of myself”

Fri, 10 Feb 2023 04:00:00 -0000

Season 2 Ep 44: “I listened back to that podcast and I’m ashamed of myself”
It’s our 100th episode and to celebrate Jon Richardson & Matt Forde discuss why “they fit like an ancient necklace”, there’s more EXCLUSIVE Frank Lampard kitchen revelations from our listeners, Matt accuses Jon of being in the rugby fraternity, Jon reveals the only film he’s ever walked out of at the cinema, we encourage good pickup drivers to write in and send in their CV, there’s a discussion on Nottingham Forest beating Leeds, the sacking of Jesse Marsch, Jon impersonates Taylor Swift AND Corporate Rat returns.
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S2 EP43: “As long as it’s medically safe, you’re on!”

Sat, 04 Feb 2023 03:00:00 -0000

Season 2 Ep 43: “As long as it’s medically safe, you’re on!”

In the second episode this week and with still no FPL Jon Richardson & Matt Forde discuss: Jesse Lingard wanting to get into comedy and films, we look through the CPFPL fan league judging not only team names but people’s actual names, after the last episode there’s a few more references to pâté, Jon writes another joke for the CPFPL community AND there’s a wonderful ‘Onana, what’s my name?”

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S2 EP42: “No sexy young thing is making that sound at bedtime”

Thu, 02 Feb 2023 03:00:00 -0000

Season 2 Ep 42: “No sexy young thing is making that sound at bedtime”
With no FPL this week Jon Richardson & Matt Forde discuss Jon’s new sleep App and bedtime routine plus we look into Duncan Ferguson's eco credentials as he's unveiled as Forest Green's new manager. Elsewhere there's a shocking revelation during a game of 'Guess the mugs in Jon’s office' AND we have an exclusive form a listener about the state of Frank Lampard’s kitchen.
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S2 EP41: “It was the best scare I’ve ever done”

Fri, 27 Jan 2023 03:00:00 -0000

In the second episode this week Jon Richardson & Matt Forde discuss scaring the crap out of each other in an Airbnb by the sea after one of them got dumped, octogenarian vegetarians, food fads, a defecation record and why Jon Richardson is looking so good.

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S2 EP40:: “Why the Turtleneck so young?”

Thu, 26 Jan 2023 04:00:00 -0000

Season 2 Ep 40: “Why the Turtleneck so young?”

On the podcast this week Jon Richardson & Matt Forde analyse how our first listener got on managing Jon’s FPL team. Elsewhere there’s a topical ‘Onana, What’s My Name?,’ we imagine Frank Lampard’s great life and the gadgets he has at home, there’s a bit of name dropping as Matt reveals he’s now a playwright, Matt also demonstrates why he'd be a good PA and there's a lot chat about ex-soap star Adam Rickett’s after one of them reveals themselves as a bit of a fan.

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S2 EP39: “I’d like Trunchbull’s Smock”

Wed, 18 Jan 2023 11:23:22 -0000

Season 2 Ep 39: “I’d like Trunchbull’s Smock”

On the podcast this week Jon Richardson & Matt Forde discuss the big news EVERYONE is talking about - Jesse Marsh has joined LinkedIn. After a terrible few weeks Jon decides to outsource his FPL team to the listeners: You can have the chance to manage Jon’s FPL team if you subscribe to Another Slice, winner stays on and there's prizes for victories against Matt Forde.

Elsewhere Jon gives Matt his one and only compliment of 2023, there’s a couple of fantastic listener emails, Jon confronts Matt with some bad book reviews AND Matt’s judgement for features is called into question after he suggests ‘the worst feature he’s ever come up with”

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S2 EP38: “I’m In the Sexiest Time of My Life”

Sat, 14 Jan 2023 16:07:33 -0000

Season 2 Ep 38: “I’m In the Sexiest Time of My Life”

In the second podcast this week… there’s still no FPL so Jon Richardson & Matt Forde discuss a recent present Lucy bought for Jon which has led to some health changes, Jon asks the listeners for help whilst Matt confronts him with some one-star reviews from his first book, there’s a very late but impressive ‘Fordy’s Hyperbole’ and Jon showcases a possible new feature: Footballer Jokes.

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S2 EP37: “My Girlfriend just reminded me that I fell asleep crying last night whilst watching...”

Wed, 11 Jan 2023 04:00:00 -0000

On the podcast this week as there’s no FPL Jon Richardson & Matt Forde compare their relationships and Matt reports some of the stranger things he experienced from the frontline at Chelsea v Man City. Elsewhere... Matt comes up with a new invention to rival his infamous 'Kebabicab' and Jon takes the listeners wishes on board and confronts Matt about Nottingham Forest flying to Blackpool in the cup.

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S2 EP36: “I’ve Not Looked at the Christmas Tree Enough this Year”

Thu, 05 Jan 2023 17:55:44 -0000

Season 2 Ep 36: “I’ve Not Looked at the Christmas Tree Enough this Year”

On the podcast this week Jon Richardson & Matt Forde discuss who you would want from kids TV in your football team, the Thundercats boxset, New Year's resolutions, the last time Jon drank alone in the dark and how he scared Lucy AND how Jon’s mum used to find him after a night out growing up. Plus, there’s a fantastic ‘Onana, what’s my name’ and the return of Fordy’s Hyperbole

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S2 EP35: Susie McCabe, Secret Santa & A trip to Disneyland Paris

Wed, 28 Dec 2022 19:06:19 -0000

Season 2 Ep 35: Susie McCabe, Secret Santa & A trip to Disneyland Paris

On the podcast this week Matt Forde & Jon Richardson are joined by the wonderful Scottish Comedian Susie McCabe to discuss: Scottish football, the World Cup and Scottish FPL. Plus, Susie reveals the two best things about being a lesbian.

Elsewhere… Matt and Jon discuss Jon’s yearly Christmas tradition, Matt’s wonderful Secret Santa gift and his pre-Christmas trip to Disneyland Paris.

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S2 EP33: WORLD CUP SPECIAL 4: “Spuds are the only thing that get me off at night”

Wed, 07 Dec 2022 03:00:00 -0000

Season 2 Ep 33: WORLD CUP SPECIAL 4: “Spuds are the only thing that get me off at night”
On the podcast this week Matt Forde & Jon Richardson discuss the things the Guardian football podcast is too scared to including: Who has the smelliest farts in the England team?, what animal would you put on a fiver? and we pitch our new Channel 5 show: ‘Footballing Fatmen.’
Elsewhere there’s a cracking ‘Onana What’s My Name?’ AND Jon reveals why Lucy got booed at a charity event this week.
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S2 EP32: WORLD CUP SPECIAL 3: Where would Ant be without Dec?

Tue, 06 Dec 2022 01:30:00 -0000

Season 2 Ep 32: WORLD CUP SPECIAL 3: Where would Ant be without Dec?
On the podcast this week Matt Forde & Jon Richardson discuss the last week of the World Cup including England’s victory over Wales. Elsewhere, they mull over the best thing since slice veg, the half and half shirt, Luke Shaw’s odd accent and how he nearly made CPFPL history this week there's a cracking ‘Onana, what’s my name’ and more beef suffices over the originator of our feature 'Declan Rice is Right'
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S2 EP31: WORLD CUP SPECIAL 2: Corporate Rat

Sat, 26 Nov 2022 18:00:00 -0000

Season 2 Ep 31: WORLD CUP SPECIAL 2: Corporate Rat

On the podcast this week Matt Forde & Jon Richardson discuss last night’s England v USA match and why kids ruin Christmas songs. There’s a wonderful Declan Price is Right AND we’re joined from Qatar by Corporate Rat.

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S2 EP30: WORLD CUP SPECIAL 1: “DINNER WITH MOTHER”

Thu, 24 Nov 2022 03:00:00 -0000

Season 2 Ep 30: WORLD CUP SPECIAL 1: “DINNER WITH MOTHER”
On the podcast this week Matt Forde & Jon Richardson discuss the first few days of the tournament and the big question on the nation’s lips: Did Jon watch it?
Elsewhere the boys discuss a wonderful game of offensive Cameo, Matt reveals he’s already put up his Christmas decorations, there’s some confusion over a Slade lyric, a great ‘Onana - What’s My Name?’ and Jon reveals what one fan hilariously asked of him this week outside his tour venue.
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S2 EP29: “I’ve Got a Video Of You On That Bus Pretending to Drive it”

Fri, 18 Nov 2022 04:00:00 -0000

After losing to the Guardian football podcast in the FSA awards this week we ask what they have that we don’t. The boys delve into Antonio Conte’s footballer sex tips and how it helps his teams win games, old Jon meets Gary Duck to discuss the World Cup and Matt’s cheese tongue from the last episode. Matt Google’s another city and reveals why him and Jon had to 'shhhhh' some children in New York and there’s an important update from Lucy Beaumont about last week’s ‘romantic’ holiday story with Jon.
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S2 EP28: Chris McCausland

Thu, 17 Nov 2022 03:00:00 -0000

Season 2 Ep 28: Chris McCausland

On the podcast this week Jon Richardson & Matt Forde discuss Matt’s latest win, there’s a live VAR check on Illan Meslier being bundled off the ball after a suspected foul against Spurs, Fordy’s musical Stat Pack returns, we learn about Fordy’s bed time routine including ordering two takeaways and Jon addresses the rumours of Marcelo Bielsa coming back to manage in the Premier League.

Also this week we’re joined by Liverpool fan Chris McCausland who explains why he needs Mo Salah to do well for comedy reasons, he discusses some of his worst ever gig experiences and why the World Cup is a “tournament of friendlies” whilst Jon tells us of a gig where he went full “Cristiano Ronaldo.”

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S2 EP27: "Do you Still Play 'Spin The Thruppence?"

Fri, 11 Nov 2022 04:00:00 -0000

Season 2 Ep 27: "Do you Still Play 'Spin The Thruppence?"

On the podcast this week Matt Forde & Jon Richardson discuss Mason Mount's recent outlandish fashion choice for a film premier. Elsewhere there's another round of 'Onana, what's my name?', some excellent listener emails about Sh*teating that maybe go a little too far AND Matt Googles a city which leads Jon to tell a very funny story about the first holiday he went on with Lucy and why it led to Lucy miming in a pharmacy.

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S2 EP26: “When I Look in the Mirror I Expect to See A Ripped Goddess”

Thu, 10 Nov 2022 10:23:00 -0000

Season 2 Ep 26: “When I Look in the Mirror I Expect to See A Ripped Goddess”

On the podcast this week Matt Forde discusses turning 40 AND for the first time in CPFPL history he takes a narrow lead over Jon Richardson.

Elsewhere in a format change Matt sings the 'Stat Pack', the boys discuss why Brentford players are the James Corden of the Premier League, there’s an excellent dinosaur impression and a serious discussion about sports-washing and the Qatar World Cup. Also... Jon tells us ‘Who can sod off this week,’ why he was the only boy to avoid a class detention at school AND there’s an excellent new listener suggested feature: Declan Price is Right!

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S2 EP25: “I would never have slapped you in the 90’s”

Fri, 04 Nov 2022 04:00:00 -0000

Season 2 Ep 25: “I would never have slapped you in the 90’s”

On the podcast this week Jon Richardson and Matt Forde plead to Karaoke manufacturers, there’s a new missing words round, we debate when the peak FPL arguments in couples happen, Jon bumps into an old friend Fordy’s who tells us of Matt's worst ever gig (where he actually cried afterwards) we try out a new format idea - “Matt Googles a City” AND there’s an international Sh*teater email.

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S2 EP24: “I’m a Nervous Mouse of a Man”

Wed, 02 Nov 2022 10:14:12 -0000

On the podcast this week Jon Richardson and Matt forde discuss Leeds’ last minute victory over Liverpool and why it could be a bad thing as well as Fordy’s lovely day out at the Emirates where Forest were thumped by Arsenal.
Elsewhere find out what Bournemouth Striker Kieffer Moore reminds the boys of, Matt delivers Jon’s eulogy as well as the noise he’d make if tear gassed and the boys discuss a new invention in Ipswich - TV’s in urinals.
Also we delve into Callum Wilson’s bloody long commute, we give away our first ever Another Slice League Prize AND we ask: “Ever sat on a towel?”
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S2 EP23: Man V Food's Adam Richman

Thu, 27 Oct 2022 08:31:00 -0000

Season 2 Ep 23: Man V Food’s Adam Richman

In a bumper episode this week Jon & Matt welcome Man v Food’s Adam Richman to discuss eating smoked sh*t pizzas in Iceland and Erling Haaland's liking for a doner kebab pizza. Adam’s grilled on his thoughts about Matt’s favourite takeaway ‘Taco Bell’ and Adam outlines some surprising beef with fellow FPL player Josh Widdicombe.

Elsewhere Jon teases us about a secret project for Channel 4, there’s half a 'Fordy’s Stat Pack' after he gets distracted telling us how he’s been trending on Twitter AGAIN this week. Jon makes an argument for the new manager bounce, there’s a game of Footballer/River combos, we launch the Jon Richardson Meditation App and Jon talks us through his worst ever corporate gig.

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S2 EP22: Jake Bugg & CPFPL Beer Reveal…

Fri, 21 Oct 2022 02:00:00 -0000

Season 2 Ep 22: Jake Bugg & CPFPL Beer Reveal…
This week Jon & Matt welcome musician Jake Bugg to the podcast. He details how his bass player took FPL a little too seriously last year and reveals what it’s like to be followed on social media by Ronaldinhio.
Elsewhere Matt & Jon discuss the end of the world and the recent Van Gogh soup protest whilst Jon asks for listener suggestions for how he can help the cause.
There’s a big discussion about Arbroath’s Frey Bentos prize that went viral this week AND we finally reveal the winner of our CPFPL beer name suggested by a listener.
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S2 EP21: “I was Mugged with a Fishing Rod”

Wed, 19 Oct 2022 02:00:00 -0000

Season 2 Ep 21: “I was Mugged with a Fishing Rod”
Matt Forde gloats as for the first time in CPFPL history he pulls level with Jon Richardson after he wins his FIFTH gameweek in a row. Matt tells us how he was once mugged with a fishing rod, the boys discuss an ill-advised Nottingham Forest tweet before the Wolves defeat AND Matt tells us quite an unbelievable story of something that happened after that game. Elsewhere Jon is tickled by a listener’s team name.
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S2 EP20: “Boing, Boing, Boing”

Fri, 14 Oct 2022 02:00:00 -0000

Recorded before Forest v Aston Villa Jon Richardson and Matt Matt Forde discuss not only Jon’s fantasy shower but his showering technique - including how he uses his chest to great effect.
You can hear more about Fordy’s latest Twitter scandal plus he introduces a new feature with some unbelievable facts inc: one concerning Alex Ferguson & Trent Alexander-Arnold’s nan, Eddie Howe’s dressing room technique and Harry Maguire’s real name.
Plus find out why your willy should be flapping in the wind when you hear Nick Robinson’s voice AND there’s a return for Animal, Weapon, Location.
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S2 EP19: Adrian Chiles

Wed, 12 Oct 2022 02:00:00 -0000

ADRIAN CHILES

Recorded before Forest v Aston Villa… Jon Richardson asks in the week that Steve Cooper signs a new deal why Matt Forde has lost all confidence and put his three Forest players on the bench. Elsewhere listen to find out our new name for FPL nerds Iain Stirling & Russell Howard, Fordy is set some challenges as he reads through his 'Stat Pack' and Jon Richardson talks to broadcaster & West Brom fan Adrian Chiles about: Steve Bruce’s sacking, why every manager has a number after their name AND he settles once and for all how to pronounce “Jack Grealish”

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S2 EP18: Alastair Campbell

Fri, 07 Oct 2022 02:45:00 -0000

This week Jon Richardson & Matt Forde invite Alastair Campbell on to the podcast to discuss how he’s embarrassed himself at his last two weddings playing 5-a side and why he’s stopped hurling abuse at players after an embarrassing incident in the stands. Elsewhere Alastair comes up with two new Sh*teater chants, Matt gets in a jibe about Alastair's business model AND find out what special outfit Jon Richardson wore for the interview.

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S2 EP 17: “Jon Stoned”

Wed, 05 Oct 2022 07:50:00 -0000

This week Jon Richardson & Matt Forde discuss the most FPL we’ve ever talked about as Matt chalks up his third win on the bounce. As well as discussing Forest being rooted to the bottom of the Premier League the boys discuss the secret recipe fuelling Haaland’s success and we introduce a new feature… Jon Stoned - it’s Jon Richardson on ‘drugs.’ Not to be missed.

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S2 EP16: “I Love the Police & I Love Referees”

Fri, 30 Sep 2022 01:00:00 -0000

Season 2 Ep 16: “I Love the Police & I Love Referees”

As Premier League football returns this weekend Jon Richardson & Matt Forde discuss the upcoming fixtures, Dundee’s infamous Xmas party tweet, Jon’s replica referees kit & using a referee as a mascot on Cats Does Countdown. Elsewhere there’s an argument on how to pronounce ‘Jesus’ and there’s a very special guest on ‘Lukaku’s Line Is It Anyway’

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S2 EP15: Jon Richardson’s 40th & Soapy Men In Your Area

Wed, 28 Sep 2022 13:05:59 -0000

For this episode Jon Richardson & Matt Forde discuss Jon’s 40th birthday celebrations last weekend which included: a prank, a meal for one and a surprise birthday party in which Matt got told off and ‘shhhhhd’ by another guest. Elsewhere we hear from ‘Old Man Jon,’ a plague of sh*teating appears to be sweeping across the nation and we promote a new sex line: Soapy men in your area.

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S2 EP14: Celibacy or the Premier League?

Fri, 23 Sep 2022 06:35:41 -0000

Season 2 Ep 14: Celibacy or the Premier League?

For this episode Jon Richardson & Matt Forde discuss if they’d go celibate in order to win the Premier League. As well as reviewing the new England kit. Jon lambasts Matt for wanting to “look just like the players.” Plus ‘Lukaku’s Line Is It Anyway’ returns and there’s a special edition of ‘Animal, Weapon Location’

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S2 EP13: Tom Rosenthal

Wed, 21 Sep 2022 02:00:00 -0000

For this episode Jon Richardson & Matt Forde welcome on comedian and star of Friday Night Dinner Tom Rosenthal. They delve into what it’s like watching football live with a famous footballing dad, Tom pitches his own podcast after slagging off ours, they discuss other famous namesakes and he reveals the reason for Arsenal’s recent success.

Plus… 'Fantasy Mock the Week', ‘Big Boys,’ ‘Churros’ and we find out what a 16 year old Matt Forde was like.

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S2 EP12: Would a Shark eat my puke?

Fri, 16 Sep 2022 08:45:21 -0000

Season 2 Ep 12: Would a Shark eat my puke?

On this episode Matt and Jon discuss more of Matt's holiday including seeing sharks and accidentally visiting an 'Animal, Weapon, Location' location.

Elsewhere the boys discuss Ninjago, Bear Grylls' new TV show, Nottingham Forest memes and they fantasise about stuff they probably won't do.

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S2 EP11: All-Inclusive Holidays

Wed, 14 Sep 2022 01:00:00 -0000

Season 2 Ep 11: All-Inclusive Holidays…

For this episode Jon Richardson welcomes back Matt Forde as they discuss the fixture cancellations, all-inclusive holidays, the best job Jon’s ever had, playing shithead abroad, Arsenal’s All or Nothing documentary AND a unique forfeit based on Jon’s dog.

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S2 EP10: Russell Howard

Mon, 12 Sep 2022 02:44:21 -0000

For this episode, which was recorded before the fixtures were cancelled, Jon Richardson is joined by comedian Russell Howard. Matt’s away but after his first victory of the season but still finds time to send in a few messages to gloat.
Elsewhere Jon and Russell discuss how they plan to stop Joe Wilkinson winning the CPFPL League, Russell talks about being intimated by the bigger boys at Soccer Aid, he talks us through his early FPL mistakes, Liverpool’s catastrophic start to the season, Hooters sponsoring a Nottingham kids football team and the boys discuss working with and embarrassing themselves in front of Timmy Mallet, Cilla Black, Henry Kelly, Ricky Tomlinson and Ross Kemp.
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S2 EP9: Frankie Boyle and Thor Boyle

Fri, 02 Sep 2022 01:30:00 -0000

Season 2 Ep 9: Frankie Boyle & Thor Boyle

For this episode Jon Richardson & Matt Forde are joined by their first joint management team: comedian Frankie Boyle and his son Thor.

Frankie offers to join in on a suggested end of season forfeit, they discuss Arsenal’s ‘All or Nothing’ documentary, the Qatar World Cup, the Fantasy Football cartel, whether he’s ever been called a ‘Shiteater’ and why the Edinburgh Festival should be relocated to Glasgow.

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S2 EP8: “Bourne Lucky”

Wed, 31 Aug 2022 10:01:11 -0000

Season 2 Ep 8: “Bourne Lucky”

This week Jon Richardson & Matt Forde discuss more FPL than we’ve ever discussed before as Matt runs us through an exceptional ‘Stat Pack.’ Elsewhere the boys discuss Erling Haaland and his stolen statue, IMPROV returns with ‘The Blingle’ AND we finally come clean on all the writers who work on this show.

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S2 EP7: Ardal O' Hanlon

Fri, 26 Aug 2022 06:30:19 -0000

SERIES 2 EP 7: ARDAL O’HANLON

Father Ted and Taskmaster’s Ardal O’Hanlon joins Jon and Matt, recorded day after Leeds v Chelsea, to discuss his embarrassing FPL team name, a job opportunity he turned down on Thomas the Tank Engine and his thoughts on Nottingham Forest.

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S2 EP6: Ian Broudie

Wed, 24 Aug 2022 01:00:00 -0000

SERIES 2 EP 6: IAN BROUDIE

Jon Richardson is back! As he and Matt Forde speak to ‘Mr Three Lions’ himself Ian Broudie about Liverpool’s poor start to the season.

Elsewhere Matt talks us through what happened when a baby interrupted his show at the Edinburgh Fringe Festival and the full national press that followed it AND we give away £3 to the listener that gets nearest to guessing Jon’s story. It’s a cracker.

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S2 EP5: Suggs

Wed, 17 Aug 2022 11:29:43 -0000

S2 EPISODE 5 - SUGGS

Madness’ singer Suggs joins us on the CPFPL podcast this week to discuss his love of Chelsea and his thoughts on Conte and Tuchel’s recent bust up. As well as suggesting a wonderful end of season forfeit for Matt & Jon Suggs rates some of our listeners FPL team names and tells us about meeting the Queen and getting a telling off from Princess Beatrice.

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S2 EP4: Sean Dyche

Fri, 12 Aug 2022 00:30:02 -0000

S2 EPISODE 4 - SEAN DYCHE

In the second episode this week, Jon Richardson and Matt Forde are joined by the wonderful Sean Dyche. We hear why he’s the ‘Thumb War Champion,’ he gives a cracking suggestion for an end of series forfeit involving a broom, plus he tells us which Premier League player he’d like to go on holiday with AND a fantastic anecdote about Kieran Tripper and a magician.

Elsewhere the boys discuss the shocking news revealed this week that Gareth Southgate likes to slap players bottoms, we hear which bums they’d slap, Jon tells us how he saved himself from a tricky conversation about the tooth fairy and teases an anecdote in which you could win £3.

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S2 EP3: “You’re the Bottom End of Clever and the Top End of Thick”

Wed, 10 Aug 2022 00:30:04 -0000

Season 2 Ep 3: “You’re the Bottom End of Clever and the Top End of Thick”

This week Jon Richardson grills Matt Forde on the worst corner ever taken in the Premier League, Nottingham Forest’s first defeat and the role that Fordey played in Jesse Lingard’s dismal start.

We hear from the ghost of Brian Clough and Churchill and we introduce some new features: ‘Fordey’s Stat Pack’, ‘Jon Richardson’s Fact’ and we introduce a 'Panic-o-meter' for Nottingham Forest's season.

Elsewhere we hear why Jon was alone carrying a bear at a miniature railway and why he threw an ice cream into the grass.

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S2 EP2: Amelia Dimoldenberg

Fri, 05 Aug 2022 00:55:59 -0000

Season 2 Ep 2: Amelia Dimoldenberg

In our second episode this week (still recording from Jon’s mum’s basement and a dingy flat in Edinburgh - so sorry about the sound, again!) Jon Richardson & Matt Forde are joined by journalist, comedian, television presenter and creator of Chicken Shop Date… Amelia Dimoldenberg!

Amelia discusses some of the footballers she’s interviewed including Son Heung-Min, Jesse Lingard and a chip dodging Bernardo Silva. After introducing Amelia to the TV show ‘Kings of Pain’ the boys play a game of ‘Fake News’ as we find out IF Matt has ever caught a seagull and IF Jon Richardson has ever been stung by a wasp.

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S2 EP1: “I Clapped So Hard My Hands Bled”

Thu, 04 Aug 2022 00:51:39 -0000

S2 EP1: “I Clapped So Hard My Hands Bled”

We’re back! Recording from Jon’s mum’s basement and a dingy flat in Edinburgh (so sorry about the sound) Jon Richardson & Matt Forde reveal their Fantasy Premier League teams and team names for the very first time ahead of the new season.

Elsewhere the boys discuss Matt watching England win the Euros on Sunday, Jon reveals why a ‘Dragon’ slagged him off, we take a look at the Aston Villa's fine sheet that recently went viral AND we ask for all ‘shiteaters’ to get in touch.

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S1 EP57: “The Sucking Yoghurt Special ”

Tue, 21 Jun 2022 12:04:54 -0000

EP 57 “The Sucking Yoghurt Special ”

On the podcast this week Matt gets his wisdom tooth out and learns his dentist has a surprising second job in the band ‘Clunge Plunger,’ Jon lets us know of his plans for turning 40 and ‘The Curse’ returns in mysterious ways. Elsewhere we discuss the release of the fixture schedule, Erling Haaland and there’s a lot of talk about death.

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S1 EP56: “You can’t enforce a media blackout on a puppet”

Fri, 03 Jun 2022 19:31:53 -0000

EP 56: “You can’t enforce a media blackout on a puppet”

On the podcast this week Matt details Nottingham Forest’s crazy week, what went on behind the scenes and the role Vinny Van Der Veet played in the success.

Elsewhere Jon and Matt discuss Emile Smith Rowe’s new tattoo, some terrible Premier League awards and blisters on feet.

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S1 EP55: Iain Stirling & Joe Wilkinson (FPL Champion & FPL Cup winner)

Wed, 25 May 2022 00:30:02 -0000

S1 EP55: Iain Stirling & Joe Wilkinson (FPL Champion & FPL Cup winner)

On the podcast this week we’re joined by the Comedians FPL League winner Iain Stirling to talk about how his methods of looking at effective ownership and ‘cheeky guys’ propelled him to victory. Joe Wilkinson sends us a message after winning the FPL Cup and we also give out prizes to our fan league and cup winners.

Also on the show we discuss the chaotic events at both ends of the Premiership table on the last day of an eventful season and Jon informs us of how a fluffle of bunny rabbits and his mum kept him calm during Leeds’ must win encounter. Elsewhere, Matt is reunited with the owners of the forfeit wobbleboard and has an urge for SOUP.

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S1 EP54: “I’m not a bong head”

Fri, 20 May 2022 01:00:02 -0000

EP 54: “I’m not a bong head”

On the podcast this week (recorded before Thursday’s Premier league fixtures) Matt and Jon discuss Nottingham Forest reaching the play off final, Vinnie Van Der Veet’s big day at Wembley, Jon snorting veal off a car bonnet, Wagatha Christie, some excellent forfeit suggestions from listeners, Leeds United’s precarious predicament and we berate our non-listeners.

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S1 EP53: Scared of London

Fri, 13 May 2022 00:30:02 -0000

EP 53: “SCARED OF LONDON”

In the second episode this week, Matt and Jon discuss getting told off at the football, HS2, ankle socks and breaking the law with Ronnie O’Sullivan. Elsewhere, Vinny makes a welcome return to the podcast and we travel to Cork for this week’s ‘Animal, Weapon, Location’.

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S1 EP52: HARRY KANE AND A BATH FULL OF CHIPS

Thu, 12 May 2022 08:05:42 -0000

S1 EP52: HARRY KANE AND A BATH FULL OF CHIPS

In this episode, coming to you in the midst of double game week 36, Jon and Matt discuss Matt looking 50 in profile, some celebrity FPL cup beef, which England player would throw the best buffet and Jon showcases a surprising impression.

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S1 EP51: “THE GAME HAS GONE” & THE FPL CUP

Thu, 05 May 2022 00:00:02 -0000

EP 51: “THE GAME HAS GONE” & THE FPL CUP

In the second episode this week (recorded before Bournemouth v Forest) Jon and Matt chew over the FPL Cup and a very intriguing fixture between Lucy Beaumont & Patrick Bamford.

Elsewhere the boys discuss Everton fans setting off fireworks outside the Chelsea hotel, some excellent listener forfeits including one involving the Preston mascot, and there’s two rounds of ‘Animal, Weapon, Location' (one potentially blasphemous).

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S1 EP50: MEETING GARETH SOUTHGATE AT THE URINAL, MICK JAGGER AND A HAPPY ANNIVERSARY

Tue, 03 May 2022 00:00:02 -0000

EP 50: MEETING GARETH SOUTHGATE AT THE URINAL, MICK JAGGER AND A HAPPY ANNIVERSARY

For our 50th show we celebrate by knocking off two forfeits in one go! Elsewhere, Jon and Matt discuss Jon meeting Gareth Southgate at a urinal at the weekend, Leeds fans throwing paper at Jack Grealish, some big scissors, a deep burn and Mick Jagger pops by.

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S1 EP49: "I’m a performer, don’t do this to me"

Wed, 27 Apr 2022 03:01:53 -0000

EP 49: "I’m a performer, don’t do this to me".

On the podcast this week Jon Richardson takes on his forfeit to talk ’street’. Matt and Jon discuss sausage water, UK garage, Matt’s run in with a Michael Jackson tribute act, Jon’s run in with a Squirrel and we hear some of your suggestions for new items.

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S1 EP48: Scabby Eyelids and Showbiz Showers

Sat, 23 Apr 2022 00:00:02 -0000

EP 48: Scabby Eyelids and Showbiz Showers

In the second episode of the podcast this week, Vinny Van Der Veet returns to discuss Bitcoin and give some quite harsh parenting advice. Jon Richardson & Matt Forde discuss 'showbiz' showers, there’s a welcome return for Lukaku’s Line Is It Anyway and the boys discuss some excellent listener suggestions for new features.

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S1 EP47: Barry Island

Fri, 22 Apr 2022 00:00:02 -0000

EP 47: Barry Island

In the first episode of the podcast this week (recorded before Burnley v Southampton) Jon Richardson & Matt Forde discuss Gameweek 33, Jon’s secret trip abroad for a new TV show, an end of season forfeit inspired by Jacob Rees-Mogg, the sheer amount of Barries that listen to the podcast, Phil Foden being papped at the CO-OP buying Lynx and something called ‘Jesticles’.

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S1 EP46: Topless Darts, ‘Re-Improv’ & Barrie Abbott

Wed, 13 Apr 2022 03:03:54 -0000

EP 46: Topless Darts, ‘Re-Improv’ & Barrie Abbott

On the podcast this week as well as analysing #GW32, Jon Richardson & Matt Forde discuss listeners' feature suggestions. Elsewhere, Matt’s Dad emails in about Topless Darts, they invent a new genre called ‘Re-improv,’ get to know listener Barrie Abbott and Matt gets heckled by Jon’s daughter, Elsie.

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S1 EP45: Fin Taylor

Wed, 06 Apr 2022 14:11:47 -0000

EP 45: FIN TAYLOR (Animal, City, Weapon)

Comedian Fin Taylor joins Jon Richardson and Matt Forde this week to discuss his team, ‘Defense Wins Titles' as well as Chelsea's current fate and they get stuck in on more controversial subjects such as Bake Off and the pestle and mortar.

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Elsewhere on the podcast Matt is forced to do another forfeit and the boys discuss Kalvin Phillips’s sartorial choices, John Terry getting papped in the supermarket by Auntie Pam, John Travolta being spotted out and about in Norwich, the time Jon got his top off in front of Matt’s dad AND we celebrate the return of ‘Improv’.

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S1 EP44: I'm Scottish, and you're an ars*hole

Thu, 31 Mar 2022 15:58:55 -0000

S1 EP44: I'm Scottish, and you're an ars*hole

Jon and Matt discuss summer, Matt’s recent abuse at a gig in Scotland, Roy Keane’s dial tone, our first listener beef and at least five minutes of FPL .

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S1 EP43: Jon Richardson Writes His First Song - ‘The Curse’

Tue, 22 Mar 2022 14:23:41 -0000

S1 EP43: Jon Richardson Writes His First Song - ‘The Curse’

Jon Richardson plays Matt Forde his first ever original song composition summing up Gameweek 30. Elsewhere, Matt discusses getting into a bit of trouble around a tweet sent after the Forest v Liverpool game, there’s some serious Oliver Beer-off developments and Vinny Van der Veet returns to defend Matt’s honour.

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S1 EP42: Four Baths In Two Days

Fri, 18 Mar 2022 12:42:55 -0000

EP 42: FOUR BATHS IN TWO DAYS

Jon and Matt discuss Matt’s excellent FPL game week, what’s next for crisps, Jon reveals why he should be known as ‘the fly whisperer’ and Matt proves his evolutionary theory that we all came out of the sea.

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S1 EP41: Henning Wehn

Tue, 15 Mar 2022 01:00:03 -0000

EP 41: HENNING WEHN

Henning Wehn joins the podcast to discuss what defines an essential task, council approval versus fantasy football and the boys beg him to do a team for game week 30.

Elsewhere Jon and Matt discuss who’s really running Matt’s FPL team, how not to read a kid’s book and their plans for new feature, 'Oliver Beer-off'.

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S1 EP40: Aliens and Big Boobies

Fri, 11 Mar 2022 22:29:14 -0000

S1 EP40: Aliens and Big Boobies

On the podcast this week, Jon and Matt discuss Chorley, Figs, the joy of a local bench, childhood posters, incontinent frogs and Leeds’ season.

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S1 EP39: Alex Brooker Returns

Mon, 07 Mar 2022 17:40:36 -0000

EP 39: ALEX BROOKER RETURNS

Alex Brooker joins Jon and Matt on the podcast to discuss FPL, Michail Antonio’s cinema tips, popcorn flavours and parenting techniques. Elsewhere Jon and Matt discuss this week’s football, why Ronaldo’s willy is the new Churchill’s foot and Jon takes part in a live eating challenge.

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S1 EP38: Tim Key

Thu, 03 Mar 2022 01:00:02 -0000

EP 38: TIM KEY

Comedian, Tim Key joins the podcast to discuss his unique way of managing his FPL team ‘The Post Office’, a Chris Hoy anecdote like no other, some backstage radio gossip and the little known (to us) FPL asset - Lewis Dobbin.

Tim Key’s new book ‘Here We Go Round the Mulberry Bush’ is out now.

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S1 EP37: Jon Richardson's farewell to Bielsa (in Spanish)

Mon, 28 Feb 2022 18:26:13 -0000

S1 EP37: Jon Richardson's farewell to Bielsa (in Spanish)

This week we discuss Marcelo Bielsa’s Leeds exit which led Jon to drive to his club's training ground to say his goodbyes to the man himself

Elsewhere they discuss other famous Matt Fordes and Jon Richardsons, the League Cup final and collecting autographs. Jon also reveals a controversial opinion on culture whilst Matt tells us how he embarrassed himself at the National Football Museum

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S1 EP36: There's Never Been A Goal Scored With The Anus

Sat, 26 Feb 2022 00:16:01 -0000

EP 36: THERE’S NEVER BEEN A GOAL SCORED WITH THE ANUS

Jon Richardson and Matt Forde discuss Leeds’ defeat at the hands of Liverpool, goals scored with the anus, a worldwide beer tour and plan for next week’s FPL transfers.

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S1 EP35: Jiménez or Jerménez?

Tue, 22 Feb 2022 19:39:10 -0000

EP 35: Jiménez or Jerménez?

Jon Richardson and Matt Forde are back after a covid enforced winter break. On the first of two podcasts this week they discuss continued Soccer AM regret, fat backs and Leeds v Man United. Elsewhere… Greene King Brewery contact Vinny Van Der Veet with an offer he can’t refuse and an annoyed listener gets in contact to remonstrate about a Hot Tip.

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S1 EP34: Jason Manford

Tue, 08 Feb 2022 01:00:02 -0000

S1 EP34: Jason Manford

Jason Manford joins Jon Richardson and Matt Forde on the podcast this week. They discuss how gaming affected Jason’s real-life relationship with Manchester City legend Micah Richards, the best time to play Football Manager and Jason’s best tactic for boosting FPL morale.

Elsewhere Matt and Jon have a ding dong over Lent, discuss a recent unpleasant incident at a Toby Carvery, give some romantic advice to Cristiano Ronaldo ahead of Valentine's Day and they give John McGinn a few tips in satire.

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S1 EP33: Alan Davies

Wed, 02 Feb 2022 18:40:17 -0000

S1 EP33: Alan Davies

Alan Davies joins Jon and Matt on the podcast this week. They discuss Alan’s most miserable football games, his recent Liam Gallagher spat, the North London comedian’s football team and Jurgen Klopp’s clown shoes.

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S1 EP32: Chronic Anal Fissures

Tue, 01 Feb 2022 04:12:23 -0000

EP 32 - Chronic Anal Fissures

In this week’s first podcast Jon and Matt discuss aspirational clothing, Gaviscon, swedes, old Jon pays another visit and the pair plan their upcoming week of intense forfeiting.

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S1 EP31: Triple Captain Mash

Fri, 28 Jan 2022 16:37:31 -0000

EP 31: TRIPLE CAPTAIN MASH

In the second instalment of the podcast this week Jon Richardson and Matt Forde discuss the Hook Soundtrack, Jon’s new restaurant idea, Lukaku’s vegetarian sausage adverts and we’re joined for an exclusive interview by an 80yr old Jon Richardson after his wife’s left him.

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S1 EP30: Mike Dean with a taser

Thu, 27 Jan 2022 01:00:03 -0000

EP 30: MIKE DEAN WITH A TASER

On the podcast this week, Jon Richardson and Matt Forde discuss the GW23 FPL lowlights whilst they hypothesise about how Leeds United should deal with children running on the pitch. Elsewhere they discuss what would happen if Jesus had a tour bus and if Mike Dean had a taser.

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S1 EP29: Chloe Petts

Fri, 21 Jan 2022 01:00:02 -0000

EP 29: Chloe Petts

On the podcast this week we’re joined by comedian, Crystal Palace fan and manager of ‘The Petts Shop Boys’…. Chloe Petts.

Elsewhere, Jon and Matt discuss a strange story involving Gary Kemp, Matt recounts a tale of eating what he thought was a chocolate raisin, there’s another round of ‘Lukaku’s Line Is It Anyway?’ and we also hear from a victorious Lucy Beaumont.

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S1 EP28: Lukaku's Line Is It Anyway?

Tue, 18 Jan 2022 00:30:02 -0000

EP 28: Lukaku's Line Is It Anyway?

Matt & Jon discuss this week’s FPL, West Ham v Leeds, Millwall v Forest, Winnie the Pooh, covid biscuits, ‘the Snooker’ AND we debut our new feature ‘Lukaku’s Line Is It Anyway?’

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S1 EP27: Lucy Beaumont and Laura Smyth

Thu, 13 Jan 2022 21:53:22 -0000

EP 27: Laura Smyth & Lucy Beaumont

On the podcast this week we’re joined by comedian and West Ham fan Laura Smyth who has a novel way of managing her FPL team - she outsources it.

Jon and Matt discuss what would happen if Jon stood for Parliament, Matt gets his first FPL pube and the boys discuss some new features recommended by listeners.

Elsewhere: Jamie Carragher joins us to plug mouthwash, we discuss Saint-Maximum’s new boardgame and Lucy Beaumont returns to pick her FPL team.

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S1 EP26: "I Like It Deep But Not Hot"

Tue, 11 Jan 2022 00:41:54 -0000

RX26 - "I Like It Deep But Not Hot"

On the podcast this week (which was recorded before the FA cup fixtures) Matt and Jon discuss baths, the UK's best pasty, their first meeting at Nottingham Uni and the gripe that Jon still holds. Plus, Matt shares his new Tripadvisor addiction and finally reveals what happened at the Radisson, Manchester in 2008. Plus FPL chat of course!

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S1 EP25: "Who has the nicest testes in the Premier League?"

Sat, 08 Jan 2022 06:00:03 -0000

S1 EP25: "Who has the nicest testes in the Premier League?"

It's the middle of game week 21 and on the podcast this week Matt and Jon discuss their disappointment at the end of the Christmas period, football socks, missing goals, Lukaku’s apology and who in the Premier League has the best manscaped balls. And, a confident Matt shares his new year’s tips for FPL and for life.

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S1 EP24: Rhys James

Fri, 31 Dec 2021 17:35:15 -0000

EP 24: Rhys James

Comedian and star of Mock the Week, Rhys James joins the podcast this week. Rhys discusses his FPL trophy shelf, the benefits of the FPL Draft and tweeting footballers for advice.

Elsewhere, despite winning three weeks on the trot we discuss how ‘The Curse’ is currently at its most dangerous, posing for photos with your partner, Jon embarks on his latest forfeit and Matt discusses how he once looked like a seahorse ejaculating.

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S1 EP23: Lucy Beaumont

Tue, 28 Dec 2021 00:07:38 -0000

S1 EP23: Lucy Beaumont

We’re joined by the wonderful Lucy Beaumont to discuss in detail how FPL has affected the Richardson household this season and in particular we’ll hear how it’s changed Jon’s attitude around the house and how it’s made him more “frisky.”

We’ll also hear how Jon’s competitive streak ruined a Christmas games night, Matt gets an unlikely gift and introduces the concept of “Point Monsters” to the Premier League.

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S1 EP22: Seann Walsh

Tue, 21 Dec 2021 16:34:21 -0000

S1 EP22: Seann Walsh

We’re joined by the brilliant comedian, and bottom of the Comedian's FPL league, Seann Walsh.

In a chaotic interview, Seann gives us a unique take on Emily Bronte’s Wuthering Heights, details his love for Ghostbusters and why he should be on Queer Eye.

Elsewhere Matt and Jon discuss John Terry’s home decor and art collection, Matt devours another forfeit but also manages to prove the FPL Community wrong.

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S1 EP21: “It Smells Like Pork Scratchings or is That My Finger? ”

Fri, 17 Dec 2021 20:05:16 -0000

EP 21: “It Smells Like Pork Scratchings or is That My Finger? ”

On the podcast this week Matt live Veets for his forfeit. Matt and Jon discuss their week in FPL, Leeds' football season, what Jon wears to bed and the magic of Toby Carvery.

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S1 EP20: “I Was Told Off for Eating Dog Food”

Tue, 14 Dec 2021 01:00:02 -0000

S1 EP20: “I Was Told Off for Eating Dog Food”

As well as discussing the weekend’s FPL action, Matt and Jon talk about their preferred refereeing technique and the recent Xmas ‘Bonk’ list. Jon talks candidly about how it feels to be shunned from Heat Magazine’s ‘Secret Crush of the Year’ list after featuring for three years, whilst we also find out why Matt is like a sex shop Willy Wonka.

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S1 EP19: Sophy Ridge

Wed, 08 Dec 2021 05:45:08 -0000

S1 EP19: Sophy Ridge

Sky News presenter and FPL expert, Sophy Ridge (who is in the top 5,000 FPL players in the World) joins Matt and Jon on the podcast to try and help them reach her level.

Elsewhere, Matt tests out new features: 'Cancelo Culture’ and ‘Mo Salad Cream’ to a sceptical Jon and we catch up with Vinny Van Der Veet who’s not only been caught moonlighting BUT has also become a Christmas bestseller. And a listener sends us our second ever Ribena email!

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S1 EP18: “I want a motorbike and a tattoo for my 40th”

Sat, 04 Dec 2021 00:10:23 -0000

EP 18: “I want a motorbike and a tattoo for my 40th”

In our second episode this week Jon Richardson and Matt Forde detail how tattooed footballers can help you win in FPL, we hear what Matt’s favourite slap is, Jon explains why he gave the ‘V’s’ to a famous loveable rogue and the new Man United manager gives us an inspiration for a forfeit.

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S1 EP17: Paul McCaffrey

Mon, 29 Nov 2021 09:19:41 -0000

S1 EP17: Paul McCaffrey

In the first of two episodes this week, Jon Richardson and Matt Forde are joined by comedian Paul McCaffrey who dishes some salacious gossip about seeing a famous Premier League footballer in the veg aisle of a Sainsburys.

Elsewhere, we catch up with Josh Widdicombe, ‘The Curse’ returns and Matt and Jon discuss: screensavers, nicknames, pedants and mince pies.

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S1 EP16: Josh Widdicombe

Wed, 24 Nov 2021 05:13:05 -0000

S1 EP16: Josh Widdicombe

Josh Widdicombe joins Jon Richardson and Matt Forde to discuss, amongst other things: Michael Owen’s revolving trophy cabinet, crying at the Euros and what they’d ask Alan Sugar if they met him on a plane.

Elsewhere Matt and Jon discuss how Matt bottled it at Thorpe Park, Ole Gunner Solskjaer’s sacking and the the Oi Frog franchise.

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S1 EP15: Maisie Adam

Wed, 17 Nov 2021 01:30:03 -0000

S1 EP15: Maisie Adam

This week Jon Richardson and Matt Forde are joined by comedian Maisie Adam.

Maisie talks us through the footballer’s autobiography that reminds her of The Human Centipede, we discuss the Vinny Van Der Veet vote from last week and Matt & Jon give us a glimpse into their future - where they’re two local radio DJs discussing the traffic and local news.

Matt also takes on a listener in a special challenge whilst Jon pitches himself as a replacement for Tom Hardy on the CBeebies show ‘Book at Bedtime.’

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S1 EP14: Chris McCausland & Vinny Van Der Veet

Wed, 10 Nov 2021 03:00:13 -0000

EP 14: Chris McCausland & Vinny Van Der Veet

Jon Richardson and Matt Forde are joined by comedian Chris McCausland to discuss his FPL team and why he refuses to pick players from Man City, Man Utd, Chelsea, Spurs and Arsenal.

Elsewhere Matt gets on a wobble board for a forfeit and he introduces our new social media correspondent Vinny Van Der Veet.

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S1 EP13: Lloyd Griffith

Wed, 03 Nov 2021 03:00:18 -0000

EP 13: Lloyd Griffith

In this episode Jon Richardson and Matt Forde are joined by comedian Lloyd Griffith to discuss the fortunes of his FPL team and what it’s like to hang out with Mark Wahlberg.

Elsewhere there’s another live forfeit on the podcast this time suggested by a listener.
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S1 EP12: Josh Widdicombe, Maisie Adam, Rob Beckett and ‘The Curse’ Returns…

Wed, 27 Oct 2021 00:00:03 -0000

EP 12: Josh Widdicombe, Maisie Adam, Rob Beckett and ‘The Curse’ Returns…

The curse returns in an unexpected way this week as it takes down one of our hosts.

As well as a quick recap of GW9 we’re joined by comedians; Josh Widdicombe, Maisie Adam & Rob Beckett on the podcast this week to discuss their history with FPL.

On top of that we hear some unaired anecdotes from Matt and Jon from the last few weeks. These include: Tipping the Tesco delivery driver, saving penalties in the park, Pep Guardiola singing Oasis and why you should apply FPL to parenting.

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S1 EP11 : Nathon Caton and the end of ‘The Curse of Matt Forde?’

Wed, 20 Oct 2021 02:00:19 -0000

EP 11 : Nathon Caton and the end of ‘The Curse of Matt Forde?’

Comedian and Brentford fan Nathan Caton joins Jon Richardson and Matt Forde to discuss his FPL team whilst we also catch up with how Iain Stirling, Alexandra Haddow and Patrick Bamford got on in their attempts to beat our hosts in Gameweek 8.

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S1 EP10: Patrick Bamford & Alexandra Haddow

Wed, 13 Oct 2021 02:00:11 -0000

EP 10 : Patrick Bamford & Alexandra Haddow

Leeds & England striker Patrick Bamford and comedian Alexandra Haddow join Jon Richardson and Matt Forde on the podcast this week. As well as discussing his FPL team, Patrick suggests a couple of forfeits based on his own personal experience. Whilst there’s also a huge shock for Matt and Jon when the England striker reveals his FPL points total.

Alexandra not only talks us through her team ‘The Grealish Showmen’ but the odd names of posh pies at Dulwich Hamlet.

Elsewhere on the podcast Jon details the time he had cryotherapy and reveals an odd conversation he had this week with a fellow comedian about an alternative piles treatment. Whilst, a listener triggers Matt into remembering an odd story from his childhood where he ended up crying in Holland.

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S1 EP9: Iain Stirling & Stuart Pearce

Wed, 06 Oct 2021 08:48:03 -0000

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EP 9 : Iain Stirling & Stuart Pearce

In this episode Jon Richardson and Matt Forde are joined by comedian and Love Island presenter Iain Stirling to discuss the fortunes of his FPL team ‘Mo Mane Mo Problems’.

After losing his seventh game in a row, Matt’s hero and England Legend Stuart Pearce checks in to give Matt a well-timed pep talk and to offer him some insider FPL tips.

Ivo Graham lets us know how Gameweek 7 went, whilst Matt and Jon discuss #thecurseofmattforde, Ronaldo’s shinpads, being sick on the waltzers and Matt has a surprising reaction to his tofu forfeit smoothie.

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S1 EP8: Ivo Graham

Wed, 29 Sep 2021 02:00:09 -0000

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EP 8: Ivo Graham

Jon Richardson and Matt Forde are joined by comedian Ivo Graham to discuss the fortunes of his FPL team ‘Social Distincing’ and his weakness for a night bus transfer. We catch up with Russell Howard to talk about his disastrous FPL week and Matt and Jon discuss enemas, Graham Torrington and their shared love of listening to Dire Straits in the rain

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S1 EP7: Russell Howard

Wed, 22 Sep 2021 01:00:08 -0000

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EP 7: RUSSELL HOWARD

In this episode Jon Richardson and Matt Forde are joined by comedian Russell Howard to discuss the fortunes of his FPL team ‘The Flying Piglets’. We catch up with Rob Beckett to see how his team got on last week and Matt is forced to reveal an erotic dream he had about ‘Planet of the Apes.’

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S1 EP6: Rob Beckett

Wed, 15 Sep 2021 02:00:09 -0000

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EP 6: Rob Beckett

Jon Richardson and Matt Forde are joined by comedian Rob Beckett to discuss the fortunes of his FPL team: ‘Lucky Dip’. Rob makes some drastic changes to his team live on the podcast and we find out what appalling thing happened when Matt and Rob went to the cinema together.

Plus, we find out how Matt once stopped a live musical performance in its tracks and Jon watches the WAP dance live for the first time.

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S1 EP5: Emily Dean

Wed, 08 Sep 2021 01:02:00 -0000

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S1 EP5: Emily Dean

Jon Richardson and Matt Forde are joined by comedian Emily Dean to discuss her FPL team: Dogs of Warnock. Matt takes on the formidable double chilli challenge, discusses his FPL downfalls and eats a cup...

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S1 EP4: Matt and Jon and a duck called Keith...

Wed, 01 Sep 2021 09:30:45 -0000

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S1 EP4: Matt and Jon and a duck called Keith...

Jon Richardson and Matt Forde discuss their FPL teams and the week's football news. Jon and Matt discuss Kane's statement, the Meat Management Awards and find out why Matt might be going for a pint with a duck. Plus, we hear from Joe Wilkinson's on how his FPL game week went.

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S1 EP3: Joe Wilkinson

Wed, 25 Aug 2021 01:00:16 -0000

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S1 EP3: Joe Wilkinson

Jon Richardson and Matt Forde are joined by Comedian Joe Wilkinson to discuss his FPL team: ’Haemorrhoid Wednesday.’ Jon reveals the reason why he used a briefcase as a child, Matt discusses his Gameweek 1 forfeit and they both pay tribute to close friend Sean Lock.

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S1 EP2: Richard Osman

Tue, 17 Aug 2021 23:30:08 -0000

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S1 EP2: Richard Osman

Jon Richardson and Matt Forde are joined by best selling author and ‘House of Games’ host Richard Osman to discuss all things FPL. They talk the week in football and how events affected their Gameweek 1 teams, as well as having a little look forward to next weekend’s fixtures.

Jon and Matt also catch up with Ep 1 guest Alex Brooker to see how he fared and what his mum thought of the Arsenal result. We’ll also find out how Matt Forde likes to eat cheese, how many Boosts he ate over the weekend and what embarrassing thing happened to him on some monkey bars.

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S1 EP1: Alex Brooker

Wed, 11 Aug 2021 03:06:02 -0000

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S1 EP1 - Alex Brooker

For Episode 1 of this brand new podcast ‘The Last Leg’s’ Alex Brooker joins comedians and best friends Jon Richardson and Matt Forde to talk all things football and discuss all things FPL.

Find out which player ruined the game for Alex last season, some silly suggestions for how Chelsea can get the best out of Timo Werner, and we find out what the hell a Kebabacab is...

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COMING SOON Comedians Playing Fantasy Premier League Football with Jon Richardson and Matt Forde

Wed, 04 Aug 2021 00:39:59 -0000

*COMING SOON*
Comedians Playing Fantasy Premier League Football with Jon Richardson and Matt Forde.

With over 7 million players worldwide, Fantasy Premier League is the biggest Fantasy Football game in the world. It’s played obsessively, with its joy and exasperation felt weekly by a huge community of players all over the globe.

Each week Matt and Jon invite one of these celebrity obsessives on to the show to take a deep dive into their Fantasy Football team.

The show is bookended over an individual game week, which means not only do we get to hear the famous face struggle and deliberate about their FPL choices - just like managers all over the world - but this means we also get to check in on them post game week to see how they’ve performed.

Best friends Jon Richardson and Matt Forde help the famous guest along the way, documenting their game week in a hilarious fashion whilst also competing against them. As well as focusing on that specific game week we’ll hear the celebs history with the game, their inevitable
highs and lows with it, why they’ve got a grudge against a rotating Pep Guardiola, and ultimately try to get to the heart of why this game takes over people’s lives.

Why does it lead to grown adults spending 90 mins of their lives watching Fulham v West Brom on a Tuesday night in the hope for 3 bonus points. This is all done through some light hearted, comedy chat and a few entertaining strands.

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