Do your eyes pop out if you sneeze with your eyes open? Would your stomach explode from downing Coke and Mentos? Can you smother a grenade blast by laying on it? Is it possible to fold a piece of paper more than 7 times? 

All these myths have actually been tested on Mythbusters, so the boys can debate whether it’s possible and theorise which chaotic experiments were used to test it, and Stevie can reveal the truth! 

Check out #591 and #593 for Mythbusters Part 1 and 2! 

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We play a game of 'Would You Lie To Me?' in which Jaack feeds Dan a series of statements, and Robbie and Stevie have to decipher whether they're true facts or porky pies. Did Dan set up the Floyd Mayweather v Conor McGregor fight? Did he once spend a week in the Caribbean with Susan Boyle? Did he sneak into Trump's inauguration?

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From time travel and placenta toasties, to drunk crabs and hand washing ethics. If humans laid eggs, would you eat them? Could Mo Farah beat Luke Littler in a darts x marathon hybrid? What would be the worst “life stat” to learn about our mates? 

Check out #612 for Shower Thoughts. 

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Michael has graciously flown over all the way from America to tell Happy Hour about his life from underground games as a teenager to million dollar wins to blowing his fortune in minutes. He chats celebrity encounters, three day long Vegas parties, and the craziest thing he’s ever spent his money on. Michael shares his opinons on Daniel Negreanu, Phil Hellmuth, Phil Ivey, Jason Koon, and more. Plus the insane reason he was nearly an hour late to Day 6 of the WSOP! 

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In lighter and less medical news, Jon also spills the beans on his Ballon d’Or winner neighbour and the naughty things he’s been doing on his balcony. 

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We delve into money, including how much he earnt from his 30 million view Sunday dinner video, how much his ‘Beavo’ chain is actually worth, and the lowest point in his life in recent years where he was secretly broke. He explains what caused a giant bust up with his mum, the real reason he broke up with Sophia and what it was like to collab with infamous adult content creator Bonnie Blue. 

We ask him how much of a character Beavo is, and what the differences are between Beavo and Brandon. We really get to know the person behind the internet meme and this is potentially the first time we’ve ever properly called out a guest. Is Beavo a harmful character, or is he simply a misled young man that will do literally anything for cash and clicks? 

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There’s a Shaolin monk whose incredible feat of strength makes our stomachs churn, a woman who developed a serious illness after something innocent her boyfriend did to her, and a man who decided to replace a body part with a piece of technology. We’ve also got a couple of world record breakers - all in the penis department… 

Check out #411, #461, #488 and #557 for the previous Indraviduals episodes! 

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Joined by special guest Pussy Bitch, Stevie has to figure out whether Matt is telling the truth or spinning a big fat fib. From pedophiles to 9/11, bath time to breakups, and celebrity intruders to cheese overdoses, we cover it all… 

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We’ve got a love bombing, thick goblin with a hair fetish facing off against a horrifying hitchhiker whose disturbing body part gives away her disguise. An ugly goblin that leaves a disgusting present on your doorstep takes on a ghostly entity blamed for why people don’t leave clothes out to dry at night. And finally, a world-famous stinky emo goes up against a Pokémon-like creature with a taste for young women… 

If you enjoyed this, check out #577 and #602 for more sexy urban legends! 

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Well he’s BACK ON to answer a bunch of intrusive questions about his life. We delve into his beef with Stevie, his surprisingly wholesome guilty pleasure, and why one alcoholic drink could kill him. Jon tells us about his woeful love life, including all the details from his recent speed dating experience and how Jaack ruined Jon’s chances of finding his perfect match.  

And to avoid him saying anything that will get himself cancelled, Jon has brought his lawyer in with him…  

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We explore Red’s journey through comedy, from his disastrous early gigs, to supporting Ricky Gervais at shows a decade later. Red talks about the difference between UK and US crowds and the backlash around comedy today. 

Plus, we hear about his cursed TikTok algorithm, and his surprising knowledge of looksmaxxing, mogging and something called a Clav…? 

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Jaack is being a boomer, his (stolen) cat also did something that traumatised him, and we hear about the terrible things he received for his birthday. 

Robbie’s got wood. He’s been fighting kids. Those two sentences are thankfully not related. He also got high. Very, very high. 

Stevie accidentally became best mates with a roadman. Plus he shares how he’s planning to do some unspeakable things on July 3rd… 

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On the chopping block this episode are HSTikkyTokky, Sid Batty, Cycling Mikey, DannyBoy83, The Sidemen, and more. Is Beavo using a penis double? Is Paul Breach self aware and intentionally rage baiting? Is Angry Ginge out of touch now? 

We’ve also got some exciting news for those of you who fancy seeing us, and Screen Rot, LIVE this year! 

https://crossedwires.live/podcast/screen-rot

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We chat about the most vile rumours that were spread about teachers, and the weird gifts they would accept from students. It’s a bit of a show and tell too - Robbie brings in his report cards which rated the position you came in each subject out of all the other students, and Stevie shows us his anti-bullying cartoon which clearly wasn’t very effective as he’s relentlessly bullied by the boys because of a secret job he had whilst at school… 

If you enjoyed this, check out #104 for more school stories, and #384 and #629 for more nostalgic trips down memory lane! 

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From footballer fist fights, to Fortnite confessions, to cinema cameos, to merch misery, to mental breakdowns over bugs. We’re horrified at Danny’s weird pronunciation of a certain word, and he also makes a shocking confession about his toilet habits. 

We chat to Danny about looksmaxxing, why he regretted becoming a dad, his hatred for streamer N3on, and whether he'll be back in the boxing ring again. Plus, how Jaack managed to cause a huge argument between Danny and his fiancée Tennessee... 

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Check out episode #572 to hear us plan Stevie’s dream birthday. 

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Scott opens up about the infamous middle finger fines, the “World War” chant controversy, why he refuses to sit at the same table as Rob Cross, and being approached about match-fixing. He shares his first impressions of a 12-year-old Luke Littler long before the mania kicked in, the Luke Humphries bust-up, and why sometimes he’ll throw a no-look 180 purely for entertainment. 

There’s plenty of darts nerd chat too - “dartitis” and the psychological battle of not being able to let go of the dart, what actually makes a “good throw”, and why Scott thinks trackers are completely pointless. There’s dressing-room antics involving Michael van Gerwen, hungover Dave Chisnall, and some strong opinions on Andrew Gilding. We wrap it up with a HUGE Happy Hour announcement you won’t want to miss! 

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Why are dead celebrities posting on social media? Why are we sending PR packages to millionaires? Why don’t drivers know how to merge properly? 

We get into domestic drama - from toothpaste tubes squeezed the “wrong” way, to the shower squeegeeing schedule. Plus libraries, excessive happiness and Taylor Swift. 

Alfie also shares the most disgusting confession that we completely understand why he’s kept to himself since childhood. 

Check out #633 for part 1. 

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We hear what happens on a Machine Gun Kelly tour bus (mainly drugs) and the chaotic story of how Sophie’s mum somehow ended up twerking for Drake in MGK’s dressing room! 

Sophie opens up about being bullied at school for being emo, and the creepy emails from a stalker that nearly led to a restraining order. She talks about finding her people in the alt scene, overcoming imposter syndrome while playing sold-out arenas, and performing on the Formula 1 stage and at the Women's Rugby World Cup Final (plus the famous rock icon that commented on her performance!) 

We also dive into what Yungblud is like in real life, the wildest things that have gone wrong mid-performance, and learn some proper guitar lingo for anyone wanting to shred like a pro. Sophie even brings in a surprise gift that might just be the best thing we’ve ever received on the show. 

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Alfie is annoyed by a competitive hobby that is taken a little too seriously, the strange world of unsolicited expertise on social media, and the odd assumptions people make about him for no real reason. We also touch on recent guest backlash and how quickly things can spiral when opinions collide online. Jaack has strong thoughts on British behaviour abroad, an embarrassing Royal Family tradition, and makes a HUGE surprise confession about his Sunday League habits… 

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Rufus gives insight into how rich he and his family really are. He shares stories from his early years in Singapore - from the secrets of a strict boarding school to what happened when he got drunk underage in a country where minor lawbreakers are punished with actual whippings.

Rufus addresses the Tory allegations, and we give him the ultimate Posh Test to decide where he sits on a scale from Max Fosh to the King of England. We also test his knowledge of common council estate things. Has he ever had a Lambrini? Does he know how to play Dog’s Arse? Would he ever set foot in a Euroshopper?

Plus, the time a game of Ding Dong Ditch REALLY backfired, his most controversial opinion involving charity, and whether we’re ever going to see him in a Sidemen charity match.

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We tackle petty revenge temptations, height insecurity, gooch-based abuse, workplace crushes, neighbours who’ve overstayed their casual welcome, drug-fuelled husbands, sneaky wanks, sibling crushes, and whether sleeping with your ex’s enemy is self-care or just being a menace.

As always, the advice is light-hearted, deeply unserious, and almost certainly not HR-approved. Viva la Love Doctors.

If you liked this, check out episode #538 for last year's Valentine's Special featuring a very tipsy BambinoBecky...

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Speaking of disasters, we also hear about his drunk audition for Top Boy, and how he managed to misinterpret some simple instructions during an audition for Derry Girls. There’s garden centre trips with celebrities, scoring a worldie goal against a huge footballer, and being accidentally knocked out - twice. 

We feel like we need Shane’s dad on the podcast too after hearing about how he got scammed in Tenerife, why he enjoys strangers punching him, and and the time he gifted Shane a wholesome souvenir that turned out to actually be not very wholesome after all… 

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From the first time tourettes was ever shown on television, to how Robbie bribed his way to owning a Blue Peter badge, to the reason why shows don’t accept live phone-ins anymore. The boys reminisce about the best computer games and kids tv shows, with Robbie treating us to a performance of his favourite theme tune. 

Robbie shares how he consumed adult entertainment pre-internet, Stevie confesses something we’re pretty sure no other child did infront of their parents, and Jaack tells us about his first experience on crack. 

Check out #384 for our previous nostalgia episode with Alfie. 

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Dick breaks down how he accidentally fell into this line of work, how the job has affected his relationships and attitude toward sex, and why he cannot watch his own films. Dick shares insider secrets from behind the camera, wildest shoots, weirdest injuries, and the most disgusting thing he’s ever witnessed. We delve into what really happens on set when performers can’t finish, and the carefully crafted science behind the perfect “money shot”. 

Dick also shares his unfiltered takes on AI in porn, Bonnie Blue’s stunts, and what it’s like working with top performers Danny D and Rebecca Goodwin. Plus, he shows up with a suitcase full of surprises that immediately gives us flashbacks to Rebecca’s sticky tentacle… 

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Whenever Alfie has a deep thought - usually while doing a sit down wee - he makes a note of it so he can bring it to the pod for all you philosophers out there. And with a very limited amount of Googling allowed during this episode, we have to philosophise by ourselves using our existing (and again, very limited) knowledge. 

Why do we need to measure our age? What would happen if everyone stopped paying their mortgage? Why do all humans not like the same foods? What is the point in having a name? What gender are shoes? 

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After breaking down our own resolutions, we’re  reacting to our listener’s own niche and deeply unhinged goals. From judging people harder, to losing their virginity, to hated housemates, to pub crawls, to masturbation. 

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Jaack received some questionable gifts from Fiona, one of which he’s desperately trying to get changed. It was his first time hosting Christmas at his house but there was one thing he did that horrified people online… 

Robbie has been skiing but ran into a major problem at passport control due to his kids. He also tells us what went down at his legendary Christmas party, where there was a massive Happy Hour crossover with some of the questionable people he invited. 

Stevie spent Christmas day abroad but it didn’t go to plan as he accidentally ends up somewhere he really shouldn’t have been, plus his son had a terrifying run-in at a water park. 

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From refereeing the 2016 Champions League final between Real Madrid and Atletico Madrid, to also refereeing the iconic France vs Portugal Euros final in the same year - Mark has been the man-in-the-middle for some of the most iconic football matches in recent history. 

What is it like to not only share the field with the likes of Messi and Ronaldo, but to referee them? Who is harder to control? Who’s the best up close? Just how difficult is it to referee maniacs such as Luis Suarez? Who is the worst footballer to share a pitch with? 

Mark Clattenburg was an elite referee who operated at the top level for 13 years, and today on Happy Hour he shares some exclusive behind the scenes stories that are guaranteed to make you see referees in a different light. Is it ever truly possible for a referee to be unbiased? Mark’s answer might shock you! 

What’s the biggest on field mistake Mark ever made? How about his greatest call of all time? Just how did Mark play a part in the recent Lucas Paqueta betting court case? Do refs ever get a kick out of sending somebody off? Now that Mark is fully retired, he has no problem sharing the ugliest parts of the beautiful game. 

Mark’s podcast Whistleblowers is available on all podcast platforms now! https://podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/whistleblowers/id1763839656

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Liam (or whatever his name ends up being) is one of Jaack’s favourite online content creators who posts comedy sketches under the alias TheSquidVids. And for those who don’t know Jamie from ep #551, he has plenty of stories from 2007 which was the last good year of his bleak life, and we hear all about his “genital stimmer”, which we’re fairly confident no-one else on the planet experiences…  

Join us as we look back on the biggest and silliest stories of 2025, including AI actors, jewellery heists, the new pope, kiss cams, pregnant cartoons, and former lesbians. 

Will Stevie defend his title, or will we see a brand new winner take home the trophy? Play along with the boys and let us know how many points you scored! 

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We debate a genuinely controversial Top 10 that’s guaranteed to split opinion. We have to jog Stevie’s memory too as we go through a top 11’s list that he made in the back of the car while smashed after the Christmas special recording. 

We also rank the funniest guests ever, the best stories the podcast has produced, and give our personal picks for the top guests of the past year. Plus, we settle the debate on who the most “Happy Hour” guest is that could genuinely be our honorary Fifth Skin… 

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In our longest Christmas special EVER, Father Rizzmas is back with another Christmas quiz, Secret Santa turns unexpectedly nasty, and Anonymous Questions expose what everyone really thinks of each other! 

Stevie drops a confession that completely smashes his long-held reputation as a perfect driver, and Jaack admits to stealing a neighbour’s pet, before traumatising everyone with a horrific story from a gym shower that should never have been witnessed. 

We might have to sue John Lewis over some deeply questionable crackers. We say a very emotional goodbye to the last ever batch of Charlie Hodson’s sausage rolls. BEEF is also on the menu as Stevie has a bone to pick with one of our guests… 

We react to the wild assumptions about Becky and Jon that our viewers have submitted, we play a few rounds of the iconic game ‘Carrot in a Box’, and see the episode out with another legendary rap from Alfie. Merry Christmas you lovely humans! 💛 

 (Please let us know if you came while listening.)

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Ricky tells us about the time he nearly died on stage, why the adverts for his vodka company Dutch Barn were banned, and how he decided which charities would receive his incredibly generous £2.4 million donation. 

Known for his infamous bath pics, Ricky also weighs in on Jaack’s story about deliberately waterboarding himself in the bath just to see what it felt like. The conversation takes a deeper turn as Ricky opens up about coming to terms with his own mortality. But on a lighter note, Ricky reacting to some of the Internet’s best animal news stories leads to us uncovering how he was once involved with a monkey let loose inside an IKEA! 

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There’s plenty of activities you definitely wouldn’t expect to be festive - some wholesome and some slightly unsettling - including pooing logs, pickle parades, evil spirits, hidden vegetables, ritual battles, and spanking festivals. In Venezuela, the entire country does something unique on their way to midnight mass. Ukrainians decorate their trees with a creepy item. And one island had a secret tradition so offensive that it was BANNED. 

The boys also share their own Christmas traditions, one involving an insanely strong cocktail concoction delivered by a neighbour… 

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A young Ash realised the world wasn’t big enough to keep him in one place and an epiphany led him to attempt the impossible. At just 23, he became the first person to walk solo and unsupported across Mongolia, carrying 120kg and surviving temperatures and dehydration that nearly killed him. 

We hear about Ash’s 155 day, 1,600 mile crossing of Madagascar while outmanoeuvring bandits and crocodile infested rivers. He tells us about being held at gunpoint, and how it felt to battle the deadliest strain of malaria. His year long, 4,000-mile Yangtze River expedition was filled with bears, wolves, altitude sickness, and multiple run-ins with authorities. 

Ash has completed some of the greatest feats of modern exploration, but his story is not just about adventure, but one of resilience, purpose, and the relentless belief that ordinary people are capable of extraordinary things. 

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Similar to episodes #412 and #533 (“Not So Superpowers”), each brilliant festive perk comes with a truly horrible catch. The boys fight over them, each taking three… and whatever undesirable option the others reject gets dumped on Jaack. 

There’s everything from hangover-proof pints to the perfect Christmas dinner to a very problematic Santa. There’s a battle against 30 sprouts and an even bigger pig in blanket. One of the boys is risking a future scandal just for his dream Christmas, and another is stuck choosing between crusty fingernails or being called a melt by his hero… 

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Alfie recounts a genuinely terrifying late night encounter with a stalker at the train station. Jaack reveals that his pictures have somehow ended up on a fetish website. Robbie has a new drinking buddy but is he being unknowingly groomed? 

Jaack shares how he massively embarrassed himself in front of an F1 driver. Stevie had a miserable marathon experience and turned his frustration into Karen energy by complaining about the most minor things. 

Jaack also brings us the story of a flightless flamingo who managed to escape from a UK zoo, and he reads out a selection of jokes written by five year olds, which are potentially funnier than anything the rest of them have said all ep. 

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Greg tells us what David Attenborough volunteered to do during their interview that sent the internet into a frenzy, and he takes on our word-association game featuring names like Miley Cyrus, Steve Carell, and The Rock. We dive into his most memorable listener interactions and the most starstruck moment of his career. 

He also shares some pretty divisive opinions on the five best sports, explains the concept of “waste days,” and reminisces about terrible under-18 nightclubs. And, as a huge fan of baths himself, Jaack has his mind blown when Greg reveals the ritual that makes bath time 1,000× better. 

Greg’s book ‘All The Best For The Future’ is out NOW. 

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We’re pondering if dogs truly know their names, whether a straw has one hole or two, if a fish can actually count as a pet, and whether punching yourself and feeling pain makes you strong or weak. 

Is the voice in your head really your own voice or more like mental subtitles narrating your life? Does everyone see the same colours as everyone else? Can you ever truly think of nothing? 

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Sam talks us through the two year process of covering every inch of his six-bed, £1.6million home in black and white doodles, his wife’s reaction, and what it’s actually like to live inside his own potentially migraine-inducing artwork. 

Sam openly discusses his psychotic episode, what he experienced during his stint in a psych ward, his hallucinations involving Covid and Banksy, and whether he thinks his doodling obsession was a potential factor in his psychosis diagnosis. 

We also hear about fatherhood, his thoughts on AI’s role in the future of art, and the surprising link between Sam and Stevie. Stick around to the end of the episode where we ask Sam to leave his iconic mark on our studio wall! 

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Next is the puzzling disappearance of a pilot who vanished from a runway along with an entire Boeing 727 - never to be seen again. We hear about the eerie case of an unexplained disappearance in Minnesota which led to the passing of a new law. 

Finally, perhaps the most unsettling mystery of all, involving unsettling CCTV footage that baffles people to this day. Each mystery sparks curious speculation from Stevie and Robbie as they trade theories (some logical and some wild) and try to piece together what really happened. Are these mysteries destined to remain unsolved? 

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In a welcome change of pace to the usual high energy Happy Hour guest eps, Gilberto oozes class and composure as he retells the story of his career. From quitting football at the age of 16 to look after his poorly mother, to watching his dad work 18 hour days on a sugarcane farm, Gilberto was destined to make a better future for his family. 

We’ve had Hollywood actors on Happy Hour. We’ve even had gold medal winning Olympians. But today might just top the lot as Jaack and Stevie sit across from a man who has lifted the greatest honour in football… the World Cup. 

Silva talks in-depth about the Brazil 2002 squad that he was an integral part of. The same squad that won the tournament in Japan/Korea that summer. He gives us his raw opinion on his iconic teammates such as Kaka, Cafu, Carlos, Ronaldinho, R9, Rivaldo and more, as well as sharing behind-the-scenes stories that’ll blow your mind. You’ll never guess what the Brazil squad were doing in the changing room just 15 minutes before the World Cup final… 

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Stevie has been a bit of a rebel by stealing from Tesco, and glassing a woman. He lost all his bad boy aura though when he shows the boys his new medical device… 

Jaack unveils his new questionable tattoo born from a lost bet. Speaking of tats, Stevie travelled to Peterborough to surprise a viewer and you will be horrified (and slightly aroused) to see her tattoo! 

Plus, Jaack and Stevie share spooky stories from their visit to the most haunted village in the UK, and tell us about playing football with Roberto Carlos! 

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Each day this week we've dropped a mini spooky episode on your feeds for you greedy goblins to gobble up, so now it's time for the bumper Hourween special! This year, the boys are dressed as iconic horror movie characters and if you've not yet seen the visuals and fancy trying to guess the characters, here are my cryptic clues:

If you're not yet SICK of Robbie's scary shenanigans, want more of Jaack's CLOWNING around, and are completely ready for Stevie to pour a shit ton of BEETLE JUICE all over you, then you're in the right place! (Okay, admittedly, I couldn't think of a good clue for Stevie...)

This year's Hourween special is bound to make you shit yourselves as Stevie brings back his Two Sentence Horrors (this time, upgrading them to Third Sentence Worse!) Robbie cleans the rust from his keys and unlocks his decrepit Creepy Library infamously known for its child murder themes... although this time, he ensures us there will be absolutely none of that. Jaack brings a real life horror story to the pod, and we finish the episode with a Happy Hour listener's actual terrifying baby monitor footage that led to her calling up the vicar!

HAPPY HOURWEEEEEEEN!

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Ben and Lynn have a normal, healthy marriage. Full of love and contentment… until one day, out of nowhere, Lynn starts peeking at Ben. From around corners, from under the kitchen island, from cupboards, wardrobes… anywhere. This is when everything begins to fall apart - not just their marriage, but Ben’s entire life.

If we’re ever going to actually succeed in making you shit your pants, today’s episode may just be the one to do so! (Warning: story may or may not contain mice).

Come back tomorrow for our Halloween special! 

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Two friends spend their nights exploring the world from above, scrolling through satellite images of towns and cities just for fun. But when they stumble across a suburban backyard surrounded by an unusually tall hedge, curiosity takes over. Each time they return, something has changed - strange, dark shapes begin to appear. Until one day, the shadows reveal a horrifying truth hidden in plain sight… 

Come back tomorrow for our final short story before the Halloween special! 

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Being a Search and Rescue Officer for the US Forest Service is certainly not a walk in the park (…or…forest). A lot of unexplained and spooky things are found in the wilderness, from stalkers, to staircases. Children are going missing, women are getting brutally murdered, and there are bears EVERYWHERE. There’s also a weird hench baby. 

Come back tomorrow for Robbie’s terrifying tale!

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Three friends take a mysterious new pill that promises the ultimate trip, and it delivers… for a few hundred lifetimes. Trapped in an infinite Groundhog Day of bad decisions, they spiral into eternal weirdness. But are the endless lives, which are each more horrifying than the last, a dream or a punishment? 

Come back tomorrow for Stevie's spooky story! 

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In today’s matches, a whore spider is competing with a beautiful woman with a thirst for placentas. Fat stealing foreigners are up against a creature that regurgitates its victims. And a lovely Latina lady with a horse’s head is battling a forest fairy with some cracking tits. 

Listen to #577 for Part 1. 

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They bring to the table a rundown of the chilling case of Virginia McCullough - a woman who murdered both of her parents and then hid their bodies in her house for FOUR years. We delve into the motive behind the killings and how Virginia successfully duped friends and family (including her four siblings) into believing her parents were still alive. 

Happy Hour goes head to head with I Could Murder A Podcast as we test how well each duo knows each other in a game of Mr & Mr! Tom also has a bone to pick with something Jaack said about him on a previous episode, and he really wants to set the record straight…

We finish the episode by tiptoeing through a torture timeline where the ICMAP boys tell us all about the 5 worst medieval torture methods. How can honey and milk kill someone? Which of your holes would a Judas cradle feel the worst in? What on earth is a pear of anguish?

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We kick off part 2 with Stevie's haunted hotel where guests are not guaranteed to make it out alive... There are unexpected intruders in each room, but Robbie doesn't feel as if he's drawn the short straw. There's a spot of illegal activity too with a worrying lack of human rights for the staff and a suspicious meat served with breakfast. 

We finish off this series with Robbie's B&B, which has just had it’s grand opening and has already caused quite the buzz! How far can one man stretch his creative limits when dedicating an entire hotel to one very specific theme? The sleeping arrangements in this B&B have a rather, er, communal feel, and the very thing soothing you to sleep may turn out to be the source of your nightmares! 

And finally, after each of the boys has taken their turn to host in their hypothetical hotel, we can finally crown a WINNER. 

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Matt shares the worst gig stories imaginable, including one that involves multiple bodily fluids, and another that features a surprise intruder in the middle of his set. Matt also reveals what it’s like to support Ricky Gervais on tour, and shares his hot takes on Holocaust museums and Christmas adverts during a game of “Fill in the Blank" using his own old tweets. 

Plus, Matt reacts to Jack’s cursed toe, reveals why John Bishop might secretly hate him, and drops a life-changing fact about sausages…

‘Matt Bragg Live’ out on October 16th.

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In a concept that has never been done before (except every week on Channel 4 for the past 15 years) the Happy Hour boys each spend a night in each other’s hypothetical hotels before paying what they believe is the true value of a night’s stay in said hotel. The host with the highest profit at the end will be officially crowned Happy Hour’s hottest hotelier! 

Alfie’s obsession with the original version of Four In A Bed is no secret, so when Happy Hour listener “foobiomon” suggested we do our own Dream version, we knew we had no choice! This week is part one (with part two next Monday) and what better way to start than with Indra’s Comfort Hotel? A hotel designed inch-by-inch… or mattress-by-mattress with comfort at the heart of every decision. Is it possible to be too comfy? 

Alfie’s house of comfort isn’t all that’s explored today as we also venture into Jaack’s hotel. Over the past seven years alongside the podcast, and unbeknownst to anybody, Jaack has been running a side hustle. The Happy Hour hotel. With every single guest that’s ever appeared on the podcast working at the hotel (yep… even him) this is the literal definition of a guest-house. Would you like a podcast studio tour when you check-in the hotel? Doesn’t matter! Regardless of your preference… you’re getting one! Every time. 

Next week we will pop into Stevie and Robbie’s hotels and a winner will be crowned. But for now, it’s Jaack & Alfie’s turn, which in our humble opinion… could well be a new Happy Hour instant classic!

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Tom reveals whether a move into Misfits Boxing could be on the cards, blind ranks both great and terrible hair transplants from celebrities (and Theo Baker), and plays a painfully cringe game of "Fill In The Blank” with his old tweets. We also give Tom a “Golden Sports Pass” that lets him witness one iconic sporting moment from the past, one from this year, and one from the future - his picks are surprising. He also weighs in on who the greatest champion in sports history is, the top five footballers of all time, the most overrated player ever, and whether England will finally bring it home at the World Cup next year. 

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Stevie has been doing questionable things with pet dogs, and nearly killed his nan on a trip to Pleasurewood Hills. We maaaay have also found a song to rival “I’m going to rip your fucking arms off”! 

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From his chaotic council estate roots and leaving school with barely any qualifications, to topping his uni class and eventually winning the Edinburgh Comedy Award, Russell shows how hard work and curiosity can outdo privilege. He shares the exact moment that changed his mindset and sparked a lifelong obsession with self-improvement, knowledge, and proving people wrong. 

He also dives deep into how he's literally reversing ageing through evidence based routines and science backed supplements… without going full Bryan Johnson! He shares his best diet and exercise tips, and discusses how he’s building a business that aims to make people biologically younger. 

Russell chats about getting booed off stage, cancel culture, and why he rarely watches other comedians. Plus weird pet stories, fatherhood, and his fascination with misunderstood historical figures (wait til you hear about the secret life of Gandhi…) 

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Is yawning contagious? Can a human catch a bullet in their teeth? Could a penny dropped from the Empire State Building kill someone? What pwould happen if you let a bull run loose in a china shop? Can acid dissolve a dead body like in Breaking Bad? What if an elevator you’re riding suddenly plummets… can you save yourself by jumping at the very last second? 

All these myths have actually been tested on Mythbusters, so the boys can debate whether it’s possible and theorise which chaotic experiments were used to test it, and Stevie can reveal the truth! 

Plus Alfie has an embarrassing LinkedIn confession, and Jaack admits to an INSANE motorway driving habit… 

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Nick admits to being a fraud as he reveals his 2011 Edinburgh Fringe “Funniest Joke” win was actually STOLEN. He also shares his savage take on past Fringe joke winners and Jaack’s own one liners. 

After being diagnosed with ADHD and bipolar disorder, Nick opens up about his mental health journey, why he had to drop his therapist, and his daily battles with intrusive thoughts and compulsions. 

Tickets for Nick's tour 'No One Gets Out Alive' available NOW at www.nick-helm.co.uk

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Can a regular playing card be turned into a deadly weapon with one powerful throw? Could you blast yourself into space using fireworks? Is it possible to bend a bullet in mid-air? Does running in the rain keep you drier than walking through rain? 

All these myths have actually been tested on Mythbusters, so the boys can debate whether it’s possible and theorise which chaotic experiments were used to test it, and Stevie can reveal the truth! 

Plus Jaack explains his beef with a local running organisation... 

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Are we just being nice about Adam because he is one of the only Happy Hour guests to come baring gifts? Honestly no. Adam is one of the loveliest blokes to ever grace our studio, and this episode is destined to fit right onto the shelf labelled “instant Happy Hour classics”. Being born with neurofibromatosis - a condition that causes tumours to grow all over his body - life was inevitably hard for a young Adam, as he fought with bullies in the vicious battlefield of the school classroom. We ask Adam questions you’re too afraid to ask someone with a facial disfigurement, and he shares how he deals with having a twin brother who does not suffer with the same symptoms, and tells us how parents should react when their curious children ask questions about someone with a visible difference. 

Stereotypes, stigma and preconceptions have all had to roll over and concede a big fat L to Adam who seems to just smash everything he turns his hand to. From working in television on much loved British shows such as ‘The Undateables’ and ‘Beauty And The Beast’, to breaking into Hollywood with jaw dropping performances in films like ‘Under The Skin’ and ‘A Different Man’. If one thing is clear in this episode… it’s that Adam was born simply to be a star. 

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There's stories about how Jaack nearly dated the girlfriend of a One Direction band member, how Stevie's mum betrayed him and got him in major trouble at school, and why Alfie spent a year sleeping on the floor.

Plus Jaack found a new beau at a festival, Stevie nearly dies during the pod, and Alfie has yet another midlife crisis.

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Zack has now turned his pain into a purpose, by dedicating his life to learning about the healing powers of thousands of varieties of fruit. He shares which fruit is the most underrated medicine, and how you can use the properties of certain fruits to replace the feelings once gained through hard substances. Zack details his experiences with drugs Kambo, Bufo, and Ayahuasca, and exactly what happens when you visit a shaman. He also brings in a giant basket of exotic fruits - some we’ve never even heard of - and we end the pod with a taste testing! 

This is one of the rawest (excuse the pun) and most inspiring stories we’ve ever shared on the podcast. 

Order your own customised exotic fruit boxes at thefifthorchard.co.uk

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He gives us a full run down of the entire day, and goes over what he did on the morning of (including two things that are VERY unconventional for Alfie), the sentence that had to be cut from the speech, and the tiny mistake that ruined all of the photos… 

Jaack somehow managed to accidentally annoy Alfie’s mum, AND disrespect someone who was simply serving food to guests. 

Oh and in other news, Stevie gives us an update on his deformed skull. 

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Will tells us about his favourite dishes from his travels around the globe (well, mainly Portugal and New Zealand) and we put his food knowledge to the test as he goes head to head against Jack for a ‘weird foods’ quiz. What are singing hinnies? How would you serve lady fingers? Is headcheese as gross as it sounds? 

Speaking of gross food, Will tells us all about his experience at a fine dining restaurant abroad and why he’s been eating ice cream made to look like a decapitated duck. 

Jack and Stevie reveal what happened when they went to Berlin to try the kebab that made Will cry, and get his help to decide on a future jackandstevie.com video. 

Stevie talking about his childhood leads to Will disclosing how he himself was once molested.. but don’t worry, he keeps it lighthearted! We also give him a gift live on the pod but he HATES it… 

Listen to #504 for Will’s first Happy Hour appearance! 

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Us FourSkins have come to the realisation that we made a BIG mistake by asking you all to submit your assumptions about us, which we vowed to answer honestly.

Yours sincerely, 

Stinky Steve, Shit Balls and Electric Head Boy (and Robbie)

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Nearly 2 months in a tiny row boat with barely enough room for 3 people would have been tough regardless, right? Well try adding storms, whales, 40 degree burning heat and blistering cold nights into the equation too… oh, and the fact there were 4 men… not 3. 

From the boat completely capsizing on day 9 and the boys being thrown into the Atlantic Ocean below, to encountering numerous Fin whales (the second biggest mammal on Earth), Adam and his fellow adventurers truly experienced it all. Was witnessing green comets lighting up the entire night sky awesome enough to offset the horrific sleeping conditions? Was the wonder of seeing dolphins in the wild beautiful enough to offset 2 months of pooing in buckets? Was breaking an official world rowing record enough to offset the constant laborious 3 hour shift patterns of consistent rowing for 56 days? Adam openly and honestly reveals all.

Where do 4 men in the tight confines of a “coffin bed” relieve their… “desires” after weeks of no intimacy? How do you pack enough food into a tiny boat for 4 burly blokes to live off for 56 days? What happens when you encounter an Interstellar like wave that capsizes your boat and all of your belongings a week into a 2-month long mission? What happens when you have to perform DIY medical procedures on each other in the middle of the ocean?

A massive congratulations to Adam, Jack, David and Sam from Team United We Conquer on completing a route so dangerous that it actually has a 7% death rate. Jack, Stevie and everybody else at Happy Hour are in awe of your strength and persistence! (Awe may have been a pun…) and thank you to Adam personally for choosing our podcast to be the first time you tell your story! 

You guys can still donate and add to the £100,000 already raised for the Heads Up charity (a UK-based organization focused on mental health support for the armed forces community) here: https://www.justgiving.com/page/tuwc?fbclid=PARlRTSAMSyHdleHRuA2FlbQIxMAABp6pmD-OgIz2WL_8Opp1NjHWZFkcPoMampVm1LKoqeOtUxGgboCdFzRt57ZSh_aem_jGEijFgidawUvfhQoap3-w

You can also follow Adam’s journey (and inevitable next mission) on his socials down below.

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Is intervening in public arguments heroic or just nosy? What’s the etiquette around telling someone they’ve gained weight? What about switching up the side of the bed you sleep on? 

They also weigh in on the acceptability of drinking a cup of tea outside, Googling yourself, and popping someone else’s spots. Jaack is weirdly okay with a few things the others aren’t too sure about… 

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Steve picks his greatest ever football manager, from Pep, to Klopp, to Fergie, to Wilder. He gives his expert opinion on which online content creator is truly the best footballer (spoiler, he doesn’t pick ChrisMD, Miniminter or AngryGinge) as well as sharing stories about rubbing shoulders with the likes of Noel Gallagher and Phil Foden. 

The boys also get the definitive answers on a few of football’s most ‘utter woke nonsense’ moments. Is it utter woke nonsense to not step on the home team’s crest? Is it utter woke nonsense to actually keep VAR? Is it utter woke nonsense for a player to not celebrate a goal against a former team? Steve doesn’t shy away from any of football’s hardest questions. That’s why he is OUR gaffer… or assistant gaffer, at least. 

Also, in what is almost definitely in one of Happy Hour’s best moments of 2025, Bracknall tries KSI’s Prime drink for the first time live on the podcast… and gives a brutally honest review. 

Grab tour tickets to see Steve Bracknall live HERE - https://www.tegeurope.com/events/steve-bracknall-live-gen-sale/

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There’s a bit of road rage involving Stevie and train rage involving Robbie. Jaack is planning to get a puppy but has to call up his Nan live on the pod to ask one vital question. Robbie divulges the cunning plan his family are formulating to kidnap a famous local pet. 

Stevie shares how he discovered that he has a deformed skull. Jaack tells us all about his recent trip to Vegas, the randomer he befriended and what he got up to when he hung out with the world’s 4th best poker player. Oh and you’ll never guess who he saw drunkenly stumbling down the strip… 

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He pops by to chat all things Masked Singer and we had NO IDEA of the insane level of secrecy surrounding keeping the celeb’s identity hidden while taking part in the show. Example reveals the whole process, the weird costume ideas he was offered, and the contestant who stormed off stage. 

We ask him to blind rank festivals he’s performed at, and he has a bone to pick with Reading and Leeds. There’s travel chat, but not your conventional destinations - anyone for some radiation poisoning in Chernobyl? Watch to find out the promise he makes to the boys regarding a tattoo. We also couldn’t let him leave without settling the beef once and for all… does he hate Alfie Indra for asking about his foreskin? 

Check out #088, #219, #290 and #382 for Example’s previous episodes. 

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Robbie reckons the royal family are rubbish, Stevie thinks trigger warnings are silly, Alfie is arguing for over whether people who drink alcohol are boring, and Jaack is adamant that influencing IS a proper job. Robbie also has a really good reason as to why the world should stop having children...

PLUS we get a long awaited update on the Etsy witch curse and whether Alfie pissed himself on his stag do.

If you enjoyed this, check out #404, #443 and #447 for our previous argumental episodes!

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There’s a seductive sadist teacher in red heels, a hot hybrid creature with a whip for a tail, and a beautiful blonde Brazilian who haunts bathrooms. Oh and something horrifying called “necropants”. 

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From being kicked out of school (Stevie was horrified at the reason, Jaack didn’t think it was too bad), to earning himself a lifetime ban from Jet2 airlines, Window Kid dives into the unpredictable path that took him from troublemaker to touring the UK. 

Greg gets brutally honest about his struggles with alcoholism and drugs, and the hospitalisation that forced him to rethink everything. After peeing blood and being diagnosed with life-threatening pancreatitis, he’s now one year sober and shares how addiction has permanently changed his life. 

We also play a game “Fill In The Blank” with his bizarre old tweets, learn some Nottingham lingo, and FaceTime a taxi driver who once gave him a lift years ago. It’s also the second time that a guest has walked out of the studio, but unlike the PieFace prank on Stevie, this time it’s something that Jaack said… 

The pre-sale tickets for Window Kid’s UK tour has completely sold out, but join the waiting list for general sale ticket launch on Friday! 

www.windowkid.uk 

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Five dying geniuses need organs. One healthy man is a perfect match. Should the doctor secretly sacrifice him to save the five? 

A man has made a right pig’s ear out of looking after his girlfriend’s pets and her dropped guinea pig now walks in circles, but his girlfriend thinks it’s a cute trick. Should he tell the truth before she uploads it to YouTube? 

Someone sold a prized football collectable card to their best mate, only to later discover it might be a fake… 

Plus a misspelled tattoo tribute that might ruin a wedding anniversary, and a cosplayer sparks chaos when they post spicy pics of their costume in the group chat. 

Check out episodes #132, #201, #451 and #501 for more moral dilemmas! 

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We hear about the sitcom he’s currently writing and, since he wants to get into acting, we put his skills to the test with one of Jaack’s bizarre scripts live on the pod with no prep! 

Not only is Isaac a content creator, but he also has a degree in astrophysics so of course we test his knowledge with a ‘true or false’ quiz that includes some weird answers that Jaack has made up. What’s the Goldilocks zone? How do we decide star names? Where is the Kármán line?

Truly multifaceted, Isaac is possibly the smartest content creator we've hosted on the pod. And the only one to openly admit to drug dealing... 

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How much to spend the next year constantly feeling like you have to sneeze? How much to knock on your neighbour’s door at 3am and confess to a murder that didn’t happen? How much to release the infamous, full length purge episode… 

Check out #236 for part 1, #287 for part 2, and #368 for part 3.

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We’re kicking off the ep with a MEGA ALL CAUGHT UP with stories from Robbie’s bleak trip to Mexico, and the themed part of the episode starts at 36:50.

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Jaack befriended an 80 year old man in a gym changing room. Speaking of old men, Robbie is potentially experiencing a mid-life crisis but we’re not sure if we should be worried or impressed by his new hobby? Jaack reveals how a handful of pennies brought him to tears. Plus Jaack and Stevie show off their brand new matching tattoos, but Robbie points out their horrendous double meaning… 

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We learn why it’s probably not very smart to drink radioactive medicine. We hear about how a bloke from the 14th century tried to get to the moon. And we discover the device that will revolutionise your baby’s mealtimes. 

There’s a solution (that might save lives but ruin yours) to stop people setting off fire alarms as a prank, and a creation so terrible it was discontinued before it even launched.

There’s also aquatic animals with wheels, hands-free guns, dog soldiers, and stationary for space. Check out #566 for Part 1! 

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We posted 21 polls to Twitter and asked our audience to vote on which of the four hosts is ‘most likely to’ for each scenario. We have a lot to say about the final results… 

Who’s most likely to: break a world record, clap when the plane lands, give a great lap dance, fall for an online scam, forget their best friend’s birthday, and more.

If you enjoyed this style of episode, check out #210, #240 and #308 for our previous ‘who’s most likely to’ style episodes. 

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Jaack is taking his role of quiz master very seriously, Alfie is outed as a fake fan of a famous film franchise, and Robbie has some very juicy gossip about Harry Styles. There is also a CHEAT among us! 

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We dive deep into the unlikely path that led him down his varied career. Stevo chats behind-the-scenes West Ham stories, his accidental face tattoo, and his break-up with long term partner Emma. Stevo also shares how he had a near miss with a gun, and why he fed Chris Eubank Sr his first ever KFC! 

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There’s a device to help people tackle their bad eating habits, but it accidentally doubles as something else. We hear about a car that unexpectedly self destructs, a robot to assist hungry marathon runners and an invention that tragically killed its creator. Plus clothes that double as cleaners, cutlery that electrocutes you and cages for children. 

You’ve heard of the Happy Hour Hall Of Fame, now it’s time for the Hall of Shame, filled with bad ideas with even worse execution… 

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From the very first sale that got him started down the path of flipping, to growing his following to half a million, Josh breaks down exactly how he built a reselling empire from a side hustle. 

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We reveal the reason we don’t call guests out on their controversial past during their interview, the closest we’ve been to quitting the podcast, and what we’re planning to release after Robbie has died… 

Why can’t we cover topical news stories? What’s the future of Stevie’s Urban Legends segment? Studio rebrands? Retirement plans? Another tour? 

Jaack has a scathing call out for not just one, not just two, but THREE people in this episode. PLUS after weeks of teasers, the boys can finally reveal what their secret project is! 

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Matt reveals where the best pizza, fish and chips, sandwich and burger are in the UK, as well as some must-visit London eats. He designs his dream fast food combo, and we cover viral food trends like Spudman, Binley Mega Chippy and Dubai chocolate. Did he like Salt Bae’s steak? What about food from Jeremy Clarkson’s farm? And how would he rate Wetherspoons food?

Matt tells us why a Norwich eatery had to close down after he visited, why Dave Portnoy might hate him and the worst place he’s ever reviewed whose food he describes as nearly inedible! Matt also shares his honest opinion on fellow food reviewers BlueVanMan and Gary Eats (who gave Matt a scathing review). And after RateMyTakeaway recently called him out, he also addresses the claims he has scammed his viewers by charging establishments for reviews, and the backlash from his leaked voice note. 

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From unconventional celebrity crushes, to gay animals, to eating toenails, to bizarre role playing… will forgiveness be granted? 

Is it okay for a personal trainer to deny their steroid use? Which footballer was caught stealing from a hardware store? Is Jaack starting an Only Fans? Plus Stevie reveals how he accidentally got his 8 year old son into crack. 

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Grace delves into how kink and mental illness have an impact on people seeking out body modifications. She shares which of her mods she regrets, and her family’s opinion on her transformation. We get into her early days as a piercer, the sketchy ethics of underground modding, and how deeply misogynistic tattoo shop culture can be.

We learn about an 107 year old tattoo artist, and the man whose mods are too extreme even for Grace! We also learn about sounding, scarification, and what it’s like to eat your own skin…

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In this episode, Jaack and Stevie are planning Robbie's 'dream' funeral. From the entrance song, to the dress code, to surprise guests, to the food and music choices at the wake, the boys have complete free rein and Robbie has to choose which option he would prefer for his final send-off.

What does his coffin look like? What should his gravestone say? And most importantly... how did he die?!

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With no plans to even be a singer, Luke tells us which songs were unexpected viral hits, why he was kicked out of his own gig, and what happens when Rolling Stone gives your debut album a scathing review… 

Hugh shares the absolutely ridiculous band name suggestion that was turned down, why he wasn’t a fan of their huge hit ‘Naive’, and the unconventional place he chose to write the new album.

The boys reveal their pre-show rituals, mad rider demands, and the most rock-and-roll thing they’ve ever done. There’s also a UFO sighting and a ghostly encounter thrown in. Ooh la!

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Stevie had an eventful trip away where he unknowingly embarked on a haunted hike AND  got bullied by a Welsh shopkeeper. Robbie’s been smashing the gear and drunkenly booking international trips. 

Jaack has unlocked some impressive pool skills as he took on Andy Goldstein in a high-stakes match. He’s also discovered what is possibly the greatest town in the UK AND the greatest restaurant side dish. Plus Jaack has some huge personal news to share so stick around until the end of the episode!

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From an athlete who runs marathons in his sleep (no, not Jaack), to a mental calculator (no, not Stevie), to a guy with majorly wacky height issues (don’t you dare). 

There’s genuine biological superpowers that could give Hardest Geezer a run for his money, a historical figure with an extremely unfortunate name, and a one-in-a-million medical oddity that was only discovered post mortem… 

Check out #411, #461 and #488 for the previous instalments of Alfie’s Amazing Indraviduals!

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Dominic Milton Trott isn’t your stereotypical drug taker, but having self-administered 182 different drugs, he is without a doubt the most experienced. Author of ‘The Drug User’s Bible’, Dominic has turned his substance taking adventures into a mission to promote safety and knowledge. 

The Drug Users Bible: https://www.drugusersbible.com

PDF Download Page: https://www.drugusersbible.com/2018/01/pdf.html

Drug Tourism: https://www.drugtourism.org

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BlueSky: https://dmtrott.bsky.social

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In Part 1 of his interview, we discover how a well-spoken computer nerd made his fortune and first dabbled in drugs. We learn what a psychonaut is, how to access the dark web, ways to ensure your drug purchase is safe, and tricks to get yourself out of a bad trip.

Dominic shares which common kitchen-cupboard substance can produce an intense high, how a milkshake once triggered a bad trip, and the one drug he would NEVER touch again.

He also tells us about his decade-long project: a book that chronicles his personal drug experiments—from ayahuasca to DMT to spice. And we hear what his wife thinks of his drug-fuelled escapades, and how a flight back from Colombia landed him in a spot of trouble…

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The boys are discussing if it’s ever okay to share hygiene products with strangers, whether straight men can watch RuPaul’s Drag Race, and if crisps are the most cursed food going. Plus Oasis, running, and pasta get passionately defended.

If you enjoyed this, check out episode #410 - Debating Your Controversial Opinions.

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Did Liam Gallagher interrupt his summer barbecue? Did a controversial on-air prank lead to him getting a Guinness World Record? Did he once turn down a date with a Hollywood actress? Did a famous footballer give him a bespoke nickname?

Plus, we ask him to rate his fellow talkSPORT hosts from best to worst, he gives us an exclusive of a new product he’s about to launch, and Andy and Jaack speak about their upcoming sporting challenge involving PieFace and an INSANE bet.

If you enjoyed this, check out episodes #239, #382, #409, #428, and #430 for more ‘Would You Lie To Me?’

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Do redheads require more anaesthetic? Can flamingos deliver mail in Miami? Do sausages make good lifejackets? Is it impossible to deafen a chicken? The boys battle it out for fact supremacy while going off on the usual chaotic tangents.

Play along and prove that you have a few more brain cells than Jaack! If you like learning fun (and slightly useless) facts then check out episode #539 - Jaack’s Facts! (Slug Secrets, eBay Oddities, & Cereal Surprises) 

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He temporarily became the fastest human on the planet, has beef with the producers of a famous TV show, and once breastfed a guy on stage. We find out why he completely rebranded himself as "Hutchy" in Year 5, and why his family fell out over a nose job.

He confesses how he nearly killed a young girl, and all the chance encounters that led him to unexpectedly finding love, including having his heart broken in a soft play…

We also test his knowledge of Manchester slang, and force him to react to his own hate comments! There’s fake darts tournaments, fruit-based business pitches, Football Manager chat, and the age-old question: how many 6-year-olds could Jamie fight at once?

It’s wild, it’s unhinged, it’s Hutchy.

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From cyclists who play by their own rules (Cycling Mikey), to people who wear Crocs in public (Angry Ginge), to when someone inspects your phone pics like a forensic analyst (Jaack’s Nan).

Instagram models, urinal etiquette, rude road users, ATM annoyances, salad tits, and the eternal question of where Jaack’s balls go when he’s on the toilet.

Plus public transport, pet names, and the terrifying pubic consequences of period pad wings.

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There’s a creative way to get revenge on some coffee shop Karens, a bizarre reason for not respecting your partner’s grandparents, and an awkward love triangle involving family members. 

We hear about a girlfriend who ruined Christmas, but were her actions justified? How about sabotaging a sporting challenge, just because your friend was overly confident? And there’s a woman who had to take drastic action against her mother-in-law outstaying her welcome… 

Russ also responds to accusations that he cheated his way through his Africa challenge, and reacts to Jamie Laing’s ultra marathon feat. 

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From pizza to Pokémon, from skinny jeans to the Sidemen Charity Match, from weddings to winter… nothing is safe from debate. 

Let us know if you want us to continue with this series! 

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Despite the unlucky chain of events, the incredibly optimistic Luke still refers to himself as ‘lucky’. Luke’s sheer determination and beautiful outlook on life is not only inspirational, but humorous and self deprecating. Jaack and Stevie ask Luke questions they would normally be too scared to ask a recent amputee. What does phantom pain feel like? What are the benefits of having one leg? Where did your amputated limb end up? Luke doesn’t shy away from a single question. 

Happy Hour Life Stories are back. 

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From mullets to McDonalds, from steak to sex, from the Eiffel Tower to eggs. No musician, city or food is safe from debate. Are they truly overrated or unfairly underrated?

Plus Stevie’s been stabbed in the head, Robbie has beef with someone throwing shade on his Barcelona marathon efforts, and Jaack is considering some major cosmetic surgery… 

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From nearly getting a waitress fired, to uncovering a secret drug habit, to almost killing an entire plane full of people, Jaack never fails to get himself in sticky situations. 

He dodged death while exploring the wilderness, took a medieval jousting tournament way too seriously, and majorly embarrassed himself at a poker game. 

He also unintentionally joined a cartel while searching for a corner shop. I WISH that was a joke… 

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We have a pressing question about pissing on pubic hairs in public toilets. Speaking of, Jaack admits what he does in public loos in the hopes that his cubicle neighbours will hear it. Alfie shares how his sold out gig went, and interrogates Stevie on why he didn't show up.

Is it okay to go to Disneyland alone? Stevie shares his incredibly bleak trip to the happiest place on Earth, and we debate the ethics of solo theme park visits. Jaack got into trouble by kicking a disabled woman out of her mobility scooter (yep, you read that right), and Alfie takes a huge leap of faith out of his comfort zone (see what we did there?) by auditioning for an acting role… but why did he strip off in front of the casting directors?

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How rich would you be if the only way to earn money was by carrying out acts of kindness? Which member of the Happy Hour team would you sacrifice overboard to save yourself from a sinking boat? What would you do if you realised you were living in a simulation and had the power to shut it down? Which 100 humans would you choose to send to live on another planet if Earth becomes uninhabitable? How much would you sell a year of your life for?

Organ transplants, seeing the future, death drugs, human sacrifices, and granting immortality also feature in this episode!

If you enjoyed this, check out #039, #224, #275, and #426 for more hypothetical question episodes.

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No stranger to being in front of a crowd, we cover Arthur’s love of stand up and performing music, which was kickstarted in the most bizarre way. He shares how he’s learnt the hard way about the disasters that can happen on stage! 

We of course chat about Arthur’s rise to TikTok fame, which started when a controversial dinner table video went viral. Plus, the one item he splashed £400 on and the New Year’s resolution he broke after just 5 days. 

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He had a very expensive hospital trip in New York, has been hanging out with multiple sexy French men, and tried out a new sport that genuinely put his life in danger. 

Robbie explains why he stripped down into his underwear in front of a woman he met 10 minutes prior, and why his boozy trip to Belgium with BambinoBecky was a monumental fail.

It’s not all Robbie Knox though, as we find out why Stevie is a certified bad boy now, and how Jaack’s 10 year anniversary date ended in disaster… 

Sit back in a hammock for your bum and enjoy this 90 minute long All Caught Up. 

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You’ll hear about his first Olympic win, the thrill of winning the double in back-to-back Olympics, and the rollercoaster of emotions behind his iconic victories. 

We chat through his intense training routine, his hatred for socks and the reason he never counts calories. Plus marathon training secrets, motivation tricks and how he’s “hacked” his treadmill. 

Mo reacts to Jaack’s running statistics, and also officially settles the infamous Happy Hour debate of whether it counts as a marathon if it is run on a treadmill… 

There’s also Soccer Aid chat, his rivalry with Usain Bolt and being knighted by the Queen!

Check out Mo’s YouTube channel for his ‘Run With Mo’ series - www.youtube.com/@MoFarah

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Well wonder no more as Jaack has “researched the shit out of three topics” (his words) and it’s time for Stevie and Alfie to be schooled. Slug sex, chicken nugget challenges, pocket-sized planets, sacred sandwiches and a MrBeast conspiracy feature in this intellectual episode. 

We discover that one of the boys commits a major cereal faux pas, we find out the horrifying reason Cornflakes were originally invented, and we learn exactly how much Stevie and Alfie are worth as humans using a very scientific method… 

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Jaack has been caught flirting online, Becky has some horrendous advice for a 22 year old virgin, and Stevie has a revelation about his sexuality when the topic turns to pegging! 

There’s advice for getting back on the dating wagon after being single for a while, dealing with premature ejaculation, and a relationship dilemma involving a car accident that leaves us speechless!

We also have a nosy at Becky’s dating profile matches and the famous face that ghosted her… 

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Will an elaborate proposal using a running app get Jaack's heart racing? Does swapping a romantic dinner for hallucinogens win Jaack's affection? Will the final poetry slam change everything?

Sweaty roleplay for starters, meat innuendoes for mains, and drug driving for dessert. These are two potential dates that go from 0 to 100 in no time, and it doesn’t take long before a heated argument kicks off as the potential matches battle it out...

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His second EVER stand up gig was an impromptu set in New York, and he’s performed at Live At The Apollo with one of Jaack’s comedy heroes! He’s also tried his hand at acting (he caused a TV show to be axed after his appearance) and performing magic (Dan details a gruesome injury from when his trick went wrong). 

He shares why an audience member threw his entire drink over him at one of his shows, and the insult dealt by fellow comic Jon Richardson that Dan will never forgot. 

We also chat about his gout diagnosis, how gout affects his daily life, what his first gout symptoms were, what caused his gout… what we’re trying to say here is that it’s a very “gout heavy” episode. 

If you take just one thing away from this episode, make it Dan’s life-saving Natwest banking hack! 

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The FourSkins are digging deep (in Stevie’s ball bag) to answer some of those questions - some are silly, some are serious, a lot are sex related. From the most ridiculous hypothetical scenarios to the deepest darkest confessions, we promise to answer honestly (sometimes way too honestly).

Angry Ginge asks the age-old question: ever sucked someone’s toes? (We won’t spoil the answer, but you might be surprised) Luke Littler raises a life-or-death dilemma involving the Grim Reaper. Sam Tompkins’ question leads us to unpack the logistical nightmare of living as a literal house.

TommyInnit investigates our shagging preferences, FrostBit Boy is curious about our fetishes, and Darragh Ennis is daring us to swim with predators (not the neighbour kind). 

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Rugby has plenty of weird terms for the boys to learn. What is a Mulligrubber? How about an Alickadoo? Rugby players are also infamous for their gross initiations - Joe tells us stories involving spider pig, scissoring and spanking. 

We cover his Haka controversy, coming out of retirement, and his podcast interviewing people with obscure jobs. And we maaaay have accidentally caused beef between Joe Marler and Danny Aarons…

Joe’s humour perfectly fits the vibe of Happy Hour, and this 90 minutes feels more like a main show than a Thursday guest interview! 

Joe’s podcast - https://podfollow.com/thingspeoplepod

Joe’s Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/thingspeoplepod

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Would you want the ability to swim insanely fast, but you constantly stink of fish? Never have to wipe after a poop, but peeing takes 5x longer? Gain 3 inches in penis length but lose 3 inches of height? (High brow stuff).

Elite fighting skills, irresistible to strangers, walking through walls… each superpower comes with a big catch. Plus it's not just the powers that are questionable as Jaack has a hygiene confession AND a sexual confession that we’re pretty sure he should have kept to himself… 

Check out #412 for the first instalment of Not So Superpowers!

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Tom co-created BAFTA winning ‘Murder In Successville’ which, despite ITV not being keen on the sitcom in the first script read through, went on to have a Netflix USA adaptation. Tom went from being a scaffolder to a stand up comedian in just a few years - though not without a few bad gigs along the way, especially a particularly bad set at Download festival where bodily fluids were thrown at him… 

We also chat about his podcast Wolf and Owl with fellow comic Romesh Ranganathan, and his one bad habit that had his viewers fuming. Plus why he’s not a huge supporter of Edinburgh Fringe, his scary footie match experience, and one of his early jobs scaring pigeons! 

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How many childhood characters are secretly nonces? Is Harry Potter a murderer? Sex scenes in Spongebob? Schizophrenia in Finding Nemo? Incest in Rugrats? 100 mental illnesses in Hundred Acre Wood? 

WARNING: you will never be able to look at Fiona from Shrek the same way again…

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Russell shares why his dad had to stop kissing him, and the insanely valuable gift from Ed Sheeran that he LOST. From being mugged for cupcakes, to awkward supermarket encounters, to the disgusting habit that made him late for his own gig, this episode is packed full of silly stories bound to set up the end of your week nicely!

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Jaack has broken a major promise. Alfie shares info on his upcoming jail sentence. Robbie invited questionable people to his Christmas party. Stevie is unfortunately here.

Plus sex dreams, haunted cars and the worst business idea you've ever heard. Strap in!

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There’s major competition between Darragh and Stevie to see who can out-nerd each other. Jaack confesses something horrific he did in bed and Darragh offers some very helpful advice. And despite not being a football fan, Matt drops some insane ball knowledge. 

Happy New Year from all of us at Happy Hour, and see you next year for more FourSkins silliness! 

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The boys are joined by Danny Aarons’ manager Jack for his second appearance, and Dan is making his Happy Hour debut! We’ve swapped the Virgin Mary for vasectomy chat, presents for premature ejaculation, festivities for fleshlights, and roast dinners for roasting eachother. 

Alfie got a healthy dose of peer pressure to force him into drinking alcohol and the half a pint went straight to his head. Father Rizzmas is back for his most exuberant appearance yet. Robbie brought in some fancy crackers from John Lewis, but the surprises inside are NOT what we expected… 

Jaack had an awkward miscommunication at Harry Potter world, and Jack Smith talks about his own visit there where he took a wrong turn and ended up somewhere he DEFINITELY should not have been! 

We play a game where we all anonymously answer questions about eachother, but will our friendship stand up to it? Alfie has kept his promise to write and perform a festive grime rap, but does it live up to expectations? We said last year’s Secret Santa was the best one we’ve ever done… but does this one top it?! 

Merry Christmas from all of us here at Happy Hour! 💛

Alfie’s rap video - https://tinyurl.com/bdfhw4ys

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Luke opens up about his anxiety, including handling major anxiety attacks on stage, and the time an ambulance had to be called. We play a game of “who’s the most…” where he shares his brutally honest opinion of his fellow darts pros. The behind-the-scenes of a darts champion's pre- and post-match routines leaves Alfie with more questions than answers. Plus we come up with a brand new celebration that Luke promises to do if (when) he wins! 

Luke shares how much money he’s earnt and his future plans for his fortune, secrets we don’t know about the official trophy, and the one small change he made that took his skill to the next level. We dive deep into his life off the oche too, including his weight loss transformation (dropping 4 stone in just 6 months), his unlikely celebrity mates, and how his job before becoming a pro darts player left his physically scarred. 

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Fiona is letting me (Jaack) write this episode description for the first time in years. She told me I need to creatively tease the episode well enough so that you guys just HAVE to listen, so here goes:

Elf? Home Alone? The Grinch? Zoella’s Advent Calendar Brutal Honest Review? Which film truly belongs at the top of the Christmas tree, and which is truly just a sack of coal dumped in the outhouse? (I don’t know what an outhouse is. Just sounded cool in my head)

WHAM! A great Christmas song or just a word used at the start of this paragraph to capture your attention? Who knows. Maybe you find out in this episode? Maybe you don’t. Maybe this episode is LITERALLY just the Fourskins blind ranking Christmas movies, films and food. 

How else can I explain this? How else can I possibly sell this episode to you? It’s Christmas, you have nothing better to do, and you damn well know that deep down you love this shit. 

Oh - before I go, and sign off the best episode description of all time, I will say this… wait for Robbie getting exposed over his love for a certain female pop star. Question marks are raised.

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John opens up about his journey into the world of social media, initially with a fantasy football podcast, and how he transitioned into creating viral content with creative partner Alex, who is the mastermind behind a hugely popular TikTok format that everyone uses today! After taking a leap of faith and quitting his job at just 7,000 subscribers, John now travels the world and collaborates with footballers like Mbappé, Pique, Zidane, Kobbie Mainoo, and more!

Plus, he has possibly the most extreme answer for the naughtiest thing he’s done in school…

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We cover XL bullies, anime girls, placentas, small nans, Page 3 models, incest, cheating and so much more! 

Alfie trying breast milk straight from the teat? Check. Stevie sharing how out of hand Jaack’s Deliveroo addiction has become? Check. Jaack oversharing once again? Check.

The ONE episode Producer Fiona wasn’t available to supervise… 

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What is it like to gatecrash American president Donald Trump on a golf course? HOW did Simon not get shot for his antics? Marginally, is the answer. Simon reveals everything that happened both before and after he pranked Trump. 

Simon explains just how he managed to join Kanye West on stage, unannounced, during his headline Glastonbury set causing Kanye to stop the entire show! Theresa May, the Man City team, Volkswagen and the president of FIFA Sepp Blatter have all also been on the receiving end of Brodkin’s stunts… and there’s no stone left unturned today as the boys discuss them all in great detail.

And if that’s not enough TOP CLASS PODCAST CONTENT, the boys also dig into Simon’s previous work before stand-up, in which he worked for a year as a doctor. What’s it like to see a human dead body? Forget that. Simon can tell you what it’s like to dissect a human dead body. 

Today’s episode is almost guaranteed to enter the top shelf of Happy Hour classic guest episodes, and if you love Simon as much as we do and want more of him, you can go and see him live on tour here - https://www.simonbrodkin.com/simons-tour/

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Let us know your icks about us (but mainly Alfie) on our subreddit r/JaackMaate and you might just be the cause of another Menny B! 

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Isaac has the best answer we’ve ever heard for our Hall Of Fame question, and speaking about his dad’s struggles with addiction somehow makes the boys crease. Isaac shares why he was kicked out of his very first stand up gig, and how his catchphrase led to him nearly being mugged! He also had has an unusual connection to Jaack and turns out he’s had a violent history with Jaack’s family members! 

Isaac opens up about his journey from stand-up to TikTok to documentary maker, revealing the ups and downs of his career, including a £1k trip to Bedford's nightclub where no one showed up. He tells us what it was like to film with Beavo, and has a sincere apology for M Dot R. 

If you’re familiar with Isaac’s comedy character, you’ll be able to see another side (and voice) of him in this episode. Expect laughs, chaos and a whole lot of unexpected tangents as Isaac keeps Jaack and Stevie cracking up throughout the entire episode.

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Jaack got into beef with a bodyguard, stole a teddy bear from a child, and also managed to embarrass himself in front of Caspar Lee. Stevie's business class flight left him with a LOT to grumble about, but at least he's now officially joined the half mile high club!

Robbie has a bone to pick with BambinoBecky, after he was left to drink alone in Europe. He's also got a story about a very drunk Darren Huckerby, and we have a promise to our audience after the recent backlash over Robbie’s roast dinner. And old school JaackMaate returns after Robbie splurged on an advert calendar even worse than Zoella’s… 

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In this episode, Mams explains his role within Prime, and dishes a huge secret about corner shop Wakey Wines who have famously sold Prime for £100 a bottle. He also pulls back the curtain on his unexpected role as KSI’s talent manager, despite never having heard of him just a few years ago.

Mams reveals why he refuses to get Harry Styles on Misfits, and we get the inside scoop on the world of illegal streams, his take on Hstikkytokky, and what the future holds for the Misfits empire. Mams drops some serious knowledge on how fans can get a shot at making it onto the Misfits roster, and sets up a potential fight for Jaack and Stevie. And, of course, Mams weighs in on the highly anticipated KSI vs Jake Paul fight. He also shares his thoughts on the chaotic street fight with Jesse Metcalfe that went viral on TMZ...

Mams responds to the haters who’ve called him out over his iconic hats, reveals how he learned the ropes of real-life cowboy culture, and even shares the unexpected new hobby that he out swapped women and fast cars to focus on. If you’ve ever wondered what it’s like to navigate the world of elite boxing and talent management, who better to ask than one of the most influential figures in modern entertainment?

https://operationlightshine.org/

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Robbie brought a choice of top 10 animals, Jack is picking the worst people to ever exist, Stevie’s selecting the best songs of all time, and Alfie is whittling down the worst ways to die. 

Plus we call Jaack’s grandad LIVE on the pod to ask him a very pressing question about his arse. Robbie wants to have sex with an infamous media personality. Oh and Alfie has been mugged again but this time Jack witnessed the entire thing! 

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William shares the naughty item he bought on eBay that got his account banned, and tells us about an interaction that left him wanting to drop kick an elderly woman...

We test William’s knowledge of quintessential council estate things. Has he ever set foot in a Spoons? Has he ever downed a Jägerbomb? Ever been on a sticky nightclub floor? Eaten a turkey dinosaur? Used a paper napkin instead of cloth? Plus we give William a challenge to complete on his own podcast 'Help I Sexted My Boss'!

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There’s also one question that makes the boys cringe so hard they can barely answer it. 

Plus Stevie is in massive trouble with his wife, Jaack has a new wife, and Robbie has… been to the National Cat Awards. 

Bambino Becky ruined this entire episode so if you weren’t a fan of it, blame her! 

*FYI this episode was recorded more than a month ago - we promise we haven’t only just discovered Moo Deng and Pesto. 

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From the initial diagnosis, to being kept awake during actual brain surgery, Iain has shown nothing but unrelenting grit to not only personally make the most of what time he has left - but to help inspire millions of others along the way too as he discusses his phenomenal fitness feats with Jaack & Stevie. Terminal cancer might have dramatically cut Iain’s life expectancy down, but it won’t stop him as he aims to break the world record for most money raised through running marathons. 

Today’s podcast is not all about Iain’s medical ordeal but also about the psychological journey, his fears, aspirations, priorities, uncertainty, and ultimately, his incredibly profound outlook on life. Iain's response to his diagnosis has been nothing short of inspirational. Instead of succumbing to despair, he channeled his energy into helping others, helping aid charities that support cancer research and provide comfort to those also battling the disease. 

Iain also chats with Jaack about Jaack’s health anxiety. It’s no secret that Iain’s diagnosis would be Jaack’s worst nightmare - a lifelong fear of his. So we ask Iain, is it silly, or perhaps even offensive, for Jaack to worry about something that is not directly effecting him? What is Iain’s opinion on health anxiety? 

Does Iain want a girlfriend? To get married? To have kids? Has his relationship with material things changed? Does he value money more or less? Has he planned his funeral? The boys ask questions they’d usually be too scared to ask somebody with terminal cancer, but Iain’s openness, warmth and jovial outlook lends itself to a raw honesty that made for an incredibly open interview.

We hope that this episode is not only a testament to Iain Ward's personal journey but also serves as a beacon of hope and action for listeners who are experiencing similar struggles. Through his story, we learn about the unpredictability of life, the importance of giving back, and the unexpected curveballs that life can throw at us. Iain’s online alias may be The King Of Chemo, but all of us at Happy Hour think he might actually just be The King.

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Should you have to retake your driving test every 30 years? Are crisps overrated? Does Stevie have the best looking penis out of the group? Is Norwich better than London? Does it annoy us when people think they know us from the pod? Is sex overrated? Plus ugly kids, cats vs dogs, goblin sex, and more!

Jaack has some VERY strong opinions on who shouldn't be allowed to start a podcast, Robbie has a great argument for why people shouldn't use the phrase 'midlife crisis', and Alfie... doesn't know what he thinks.

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2022 the boys donned Urban Legend make-up, 2023 was the year the Addams family came to the virgin table... and 2024 is by a country mile the weirdest yet. Remember a year or so ago when the boys debated which Pokemon is truly the sexiest? I think in this year's Halloween special; that very question is finally answered...

Jaack finally comes through on a podcast promise as he's written The Hangman's Secret, a short-scary-story based on a murderous pub landlord Robbie told us about in episode #453.

Will the story receive rapturous acclaim from Stevie & Robbie like The Human Millipede, or will it have yet another utterly bizarre storyline much like the mental script Jaack wrote for the 500th special? (Spoiler: both).

Mr Knox ventures deep inside his creepy library once more with a tale including some silver bullets and bum brain, and Stevie may just have pulled off the impossible as he leaves Jaack & Robbie gobsmacked at his "not urban legend" urban legend.

OH - and in what could quite possibly be the greatest moment of Happy Hour ever and at the hands of the devious Jaack - some mystery guests hijack the studio draped in their best costumes, for a LIVE "trick or treat". Two separate guests with a real life connection to Stevie... but here's the twist: Stevie has no idea who they are OR that this was going to happen.

Jaack also promises Stevie the trip of a lifetime to the home of a Happy Hour favourite urban legend location that is bound to be super spOooOOooOky. (I lied about doing the spooky thing again).

2024's Happy Hourween (in the humble opinions of the entire HH team) is by far the greatest Hourween yet. We hope you agree!

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Johnny’s incredible boxing record speaks for itself but in today’s pod, the boys quickly find out that Johnny isn’t just brawn - but a whole load of brains too, as the Romford Bull gives Jaack & Stevie a lesson in history.

It’s not just history discussed today with the Fishers as the foursome chat about Johnny’s plans for the future and his hopes of one day landing the British heavyweight belt. (And not the kind of heavyweight belt in Big John’s wardrobe!) 

This fast-paced hour absolutely zooms by as Jaack, Stevie, Johnny & Big John discuss everything from selling tonnes of cheese in lockdown, to sparring with the Furys, to viral stardom.

From chicken balls, to Essex “beanos”, this episode covers so much in such a short space of time, we guarantee your commute will be fly by with these four in your ears! Oh, and the lads also blind rank their ultimate Chinese takeaway… with surprising results.

In episode #373 of Happy Hour, the crafty cockney Tom Skinner claims he started the “bosh” catchphrase within the Essex circle. So today… once and for all… we get to finally put the question to Big John. Did you steal Bosh? 

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Alfie finally plucked up the courage to get naked, but someone had a tragic reaction to his penis. He also saw a builder do something truly shocking in broad daylight. 

Stevie spent an entire football match looking at women with Norwich’s very own Tindler Swindler. And in other news that we’ll pretend to be shocked at - Stevie has been a Karen again… 

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The boys share what it’s like to attend BRIT school - which is completely different to what we were expecting - and the one reason the principal thought Jordan wouldn’t make it as a successful musician. They share how Fearne Cotton was instrumental in the success of Rizzle Kicks, and why their Pharrell Williams collab cannot be released! 

Harley talks about why he turned down money to be a semi pro footballer, and a ChatGPT mix causes him to storm off! And Jordan admits to a crime he commits pretty much weekly. This episode has the perfect blend of laughs and deep moments - the pair open up about Harley’s anxiety, Jordan’s sobriety journey, and what it was like to experience overnight fame at age of 19. 

Grab your tickets to see Rizzle Kicks live here - https://tix.to/RK25

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Does chocolate belong in the fridge? Is it acceptable to piss in the sink instead of the toilet? Is it technically a toastie if it doesn't have cheese? Should the England manager be English? Is it gay to get pegged by a girl? If you cook 2 lasagnes and stack them on top of each other, do you have one lasagne or two lasagnes? And so many more...

See you later, mass debaters.

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Since starting his YouTube channel during lockdown, it has boomed to over 100k subscribers that tune into his videos on secrets of the trade! Tom details how he mastered The Knowledge, and the extensive training and memorising routes that took YEARS to complete. 

Tom busts myths on tipping, carrying animals, lost property, and fare dodgers. Why doesn’t he use a Sat Nav? Why should we use a black cab instead of an Uber? Why did a passenger smash his window?

Toms spills the beans on the secret taxi network at Heathrow airport, and he shares some great food and pub recommendations from his extensive travels around London. 

Tom also tells us about the wonderful annual charity event that he’s involved in, where a convoy of around 100 black cabs all transport sick children and their families to Disneyland Paris - check out the links below and consider donating to support this fantastic cause. 

www.magicaltaxitour.com

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Speaking of painful, Jaack shares how he was PUNCHED at a Sunday league match, but the story has a satisfying twist ending!

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WhatWillyCook blends humour, delicious recipes and easy-to-follow instructions to bring his online followers absolutely mouth-watering grub they can make at home. But today on Happy Hour, Willy throws his recipes away and whips out some incredibly amusing anecdotes about his hometown of Stratford-upon-Avon. Ever wondered why once a year a group of stoned blokes lob cheese into a river? Of course not, you’re not mental. But Willy explains why anyway! 

From contemplating Shakespeare eating Big Macs, to role playing as human poos, and researching the life of eels - Will is as bloody bizarre as he is fucking funny, and this 90 minutes absolutely flies by as the boys get on like a house on fire. There’s often a debate on which guest would make the perfect fifth skin? Well, I think after today’s episode, that debate can be safely squashed for a good while! 

Willy and all of his culinary expertise give the ultimate decision on Britain’s best and worst condiments as the Chef himself blind ranks sauces. Willy reveals which A-list Hollywood actor DM’s him for ruddy-good restaurant recommendations… as well as revealing the ultimate food gaff in London! 

Plus Jaack brings in a glazed ham that he did all by his big old self, and Willy rates it. The first time in over 250 guest episodes in which Jaack has successfully convinced the guest to have a nibble on his meat. Which proves the saying is right - if at first you don’t succeed… glaze a ham in shit loads of honey. 

If this episode was a sandwich, then Will proved to be a perfect filling in between two crusty, out-of-date, stale hosts. Bon appétit!

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There’s some wisdom from Robbie about old age, and Stevie explains his huge falling out with a popular british YouTuber. There’s a much anticipated arse update on Robbie’s ongoing anal issues! And we have a mission for our listeners to help make Alfie’s All Caught Ups more exciting… 

Speaking of ACU, Stevie is STILL being awkward with Darren Huckerby in the gym, and he’s done something so horrific that he’s had to make a public apology. Oh boy… 

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Filmed a few days after his boxing match against Danny Simpson, he shares in detail the entire build up and aftermath, the reason why he nearly dropped out of the fight, and who he wants to box next. 

Danny gives us a tour of his new tattoos (one of which has a huge mistake!), and shares how he feels about THAT viral dance video! Plus how Theo Baker ruined Danny’s chance at playing in Soccer Aid.

Danny’s manager joins us for the last portion of the episode to tell us why he’s banned from Tesco, how Danny surprised him with his dream car, and spills a little bit too much info on Danny’s genitals… 

Check out episodes #226, #327 and #440 for Danny’s previous appearances! 

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Would you swap lives with someone for the day if there was a 50% chance you’d be stuck as that person forever? Would you want to live in a perfect virtual reality world, but you can never return to the real world? Would you send an innocent person to prison to protect your best mate? 

Why is Jaack killing his favourite footballer? How come Alfie needs to chat up his fiancée again? What’s the important reason we should not erase Stevie’s childhood trauma from his memory?! 

If you enjoyed this, check out #451, #201, and #132 for our previous moral dilemmas episodes! 

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Jaack, Stevie, Robbie & Alfie don their inflatable golden crowns (except Jaack) and crack open a beer (except Alfie) as they reminisce and reflect on 500 episodes of friendship (except Stevie).

The boys indulge in a multitude of Happy Hour fan favourite mini segments including Robbie’s Creepy Library, Jaack’s scripts, and Alfie’s Amazing Indraviduals, and fan un-favourite Stevie’s Urban Legends. But it’s not all love and celebration, as the boys find out the brutal results of the listener voted polls. Questions such as worst dressed host, unfunniest host and creepiest are all answered and the boys are NOT happy...

In almost 3 hours of Happy Hour nonsense, the boys are 500 not out. Thanks so much to each and every listener who continues to show our silly show unbridled, unwavering support. Here’s to the next 500? Viva La Happy Hour!

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Now 2 weeks ago saw the release of Soundtrack To Our Lives, and you guys loved it so much* we just had to make a part two! (*we had loads of unused questions).

Jaack, Stevie and Alfie dive deep into the perfect festival song (and why budding musician Alfie detests… live music). 21 Pilots take Jaack for a ‘Ride’ at Reading Fest. Alfie’s been ‘Waiting All Night’ for his Mum to pick him up from a Rudimental gig, and Stevie got to watch a ‘Fire’ performance from Kasabian from the side of stage at Kendal Calling.

Some big questions are also answered amongst today’s bizarre music ramblings. Just how instrumental was Jaack in bringing Oasis back together? Has a straight person ever truly enjoyed a Micheal Bublé gig? Should we REALLY be trying to cancel Chappell Roan? 

Today’s episode might be a part 2, but this musical number has all the hallmarks of a chart-topping number 1! (Or if we’re being completely honest, it’s that slightly weird song you’re embarrassed to admit to your mates that you quite like). Enjoy.

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What are the best memory techniques and pub quiz tips? Why are IQ tests a load of bollocks? What happens when a contestant contests an answer on The Chase? Why does Darragh have a habit of shouting CHEESE? 

Darragh spills the beans on his fellow Chasers, and shares plenty of behind the scenes secrets of the show. He also settles the debate about whether celebs get given easier questions, and his honest thoughts on the backlash from his debut episode. Plus we put Darragh’s knowledge to the test with a Chase style quiz against Jaack, and Darragh manages to make Jaack look even more thick than normal, which we didn’t think was possible… 

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From Example's verse on Game Over, to James Blunt's Back To Bedlam album... the boys have been through a lot of turmoil, pain, and passion, and in today's episode they lay it all bare. Why does Stevie think he's a fish? Alfie reveals why teenagers scare the living sh*t out of him, and Jack reveals exactly why he needs air.

This is the soundtrack to their lives.

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Fin chats working on Deal or No Deal and the weird item Noel Edmonds has hidden in his dressing room. Plus, why Fin’s Nan is possibly one of the worst human beings. Speaking of Nans, Fin explains the job he had that involved warming up Nanas!

We of course talk about Jaack and Stevie’s appearance on Fin vs The Internet and why they all decided to prank Robbie! Plus what happened at a house party with a pig and game of Spin The Bottle…

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In the second of a two parter, Robbie and Stevie give us a run down of their dream music festival! Robbie has mixed elements of 3 types of outdoor events to make a dream festival soup, but is it genius or downright insane? 

Stevie has gone for possibly the greatest line up you could have but, after describing the unique layout of his stages, it may not be worth the trip! 

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With a bucket list that included moving countries and starring in a porno, Will somehow manages to fill his mundane life with absolutely mental things. He gives us a descriptive rundown of the time a doctor screamed at him to leave the room, and what happened at a house party he attended at the age of TWELVE. 

Plus he shares the illegal things he'd like to do to his celebrity crush, the bizarre thing he did after Michael Jackson's death, and he even shows us his signature dance move. Check out eps #041, #042, #271, and #341 for Will’s previous episodes! 

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In the first of a two parter, Alfie and Jaack are giving us a run down of their dream music festival! One is a chilled out, family-friendly affair, and the other involves a ton of drugs. No prizes for guessing whose is whose… 

Plus Stevie has brought a ‘how well do you know women”’quiz to the virgin table, but who will be crowned the top shagger? 

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Not content with just being a real life Action Man, Dean set up his own security company providing protection during the Libyan War, single handedly evacuated the Canadian embassy, and has broken TWO World Records since leaving the special forces.

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Forcing cyclists off the road? Getting a cashier fired for an ID mishap? Lobbing your lager over a stolen seat? Causing a scene because somebody tall stood in front of you? In this episode, we decide whether these actions are justified, or if these people earn the title of LITTLE BITCHES.

Plus Jaack is sharing a revelation about his bum hair, Stevie found another footballer to ignore at the gym, and Robbie might have caught hepatitis...

Check out #486 for the first 'Am I The Karen' episode!

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Rhys tells us why he swapped politics for comedy to kick off a stand up career aged 17, and shares how he convinced people that Alan Carr supported HIM. Rhys also reveals what Tommy Fury did that made him cringe when he was sat near him at the England semi final, and why his cat (given its name by a very famous comedian) is making him bankrupt...

We also play a game of 'Rhys James or Reece James' where we ask Rhys whether the tweets were from Rhys James, or Reece James. Confusing? Slightly. Worth a listen? Absolutely.

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There’s a man who has been cursed with a bad case of hiccups nearly his entire life, a super sensitive nose that can sniff out a major illness in people, and a woman who claims to have eaten nothing for 16 years, but what do the tests suggest?

There’s also a viewer submission with evidence to back up their claim that leaves the boys too stunned to speak! Plus someone with a unique body oddity who would be the perfect partner for double dick dude, but is she worthy of going Indra book?

Check out #411 and #461 for the previous Indraviduals episodes!

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In this week’s main show Monday, the boys have LOTS to get all caught up on. Jaack shares stories of some pretty interesting characters he met during his three day run at the World Series of Poker in Las Vegas, including a lovely Ukrainian man, a Belarusian billionaire and the man with the softest hands in America… allegedly. Alfie’s here too.

There’s lot to cover in this episode, and we could try and give you a detailed descriptive summary of what’s to come, but we’ll just say the following… there’s big booty bitches, origami swans, blow job t-shirts, bogey croissants, posh twats, turkey legs, Brazilians… and Stevie gets his knob out during a game of monopoly.

Yeah. We bloody love this pod… oh, and Alfie’s here too.

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Screaming at a server over an incorrect food order? Building an extension on your house just to piss off your nightmare neighbours? Denying guests entry to your wedding simply because they forgot to RVSP? Hunting down a shitty customer's place of work? In this episode, we decide whether these actions are justified, or if these people earn the title of KARENS.

The boys also share their very own Karen moments - Stevie with his tortilla troubles, Alfie’s parking predicament, Jaack with his dick dilemma, and Robbie's awkward alpha male mix-up. Plus there’s been a MAJOR development to Stevie’s ‘milk gate’ story!

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They share why they were escorted out of Foo Fighters' backstage area by armed security, the celebrity they got to crowd surf at their gig, and why they’re calling out Ed Sheeran. 

Punk rock gigs inevitably come with wild injuries, one involving a pair of underpants, and another caused by a huge 90’s pop band. The lads reveal the 6 words Isaac said, that caused Laurie to refuse to speak to him during their tour, and we put their friendship to the test with a game of Mr and Mr! 

Laurie explains his nickname that has stuck since school, and his tattoo that he didn’t realise had a raunchy double meaning! And YES we couldn’t let them go without explaining Jaack’s fondness for shagging soft plays, to Soft Play themselves… 

Visit www.softplayband.com for tour tickets, and to pre-order Soft Play’s new album ‘Heavy Jelly’ (out 19th July)! 

Grab your last minute tickets to Truck Festival for Soft Play, and Jaack and Stevie’s silent disco! https://truckfestival.com/tickets/

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Robbie’s been travelling with BambinoBecky and tried bizarre cocktails at the best bar on the entire planet, but the boys point out a major issue with the drinks menu. We're also trying to figure out what the deal is with the 'Hawk Tuah' girl?

Jaack’s been winding up football twitter (again) and he shares some of the best hate comments he’s received! He also made a major faux pas that will offend all Italians... Oh, and Stevie got married!

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In this very penis heavy episode, Rob shares what he was accidentally caught doing on a live stream, and Raz reveals which TPD member has licked his… member.

The boys give us the ultimate festival tier list with tips and tricks galore, and they also share the story of how a Pokémon kept them awake at a festival… 

So crack open a tinny and enjoy this 2 hour episode! 

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Aside from hiding his bald face, Alfie has also been hiding something else - an illegal onion. We grill him as we peel away the layers of this bizarre confession. 

Jaack and Stevie played in a charity match for the brilliant ‘Andy’s Man Club’ with Angry Ginge, Danny Aarons, and plenty more famous faces, but Stevie is yet again being a Karen over his time (or lack of) on the pitch! 

The boys also partook in a game of Real Life Rocket League! Using banger cars to push a giant inflatable football round a race track sounds like harmless fun, right? Well it was… until the football caught FIRE!

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Tom gives his opinion on influencer boxing, and whether he’d step into the ring one day. There’s a shocking revelation in store for Jaack about his own weight loss journey, and it’s the Battle Of The Shit Tattoos between Tom and Jaack as the boys show off their best (and worst) pieces. 

Tom also speaks openly about his experience having a child with autism, and the celebrity that helped to get his son a diagnosis. Plus the reason he’s taken himself off social media, his unlikely celebrity fan, and when he plans to retire. 

Tom Aspinall defends his title on July 27, as he takes on Curtis Blaydes at UFC® 304: EDWARDS vs. MUHAMMAD 2. Tickets go on sale from 10:00 a.m. BST on Friday, June 7, via Ticketmaster.

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We’re delving into the stories of Spring-heeled Jack, The Phantom Ferryman of Pier 13, The Devil’s Footprints, and The Ghost Of Bluebell Hill. There’s a twist, as Stevie reveals that one of the stories in this episode was AI generated - can you guess which one?

Plus, we heard your cries, we read your comments, and we have FINALLY given you the infamous Sin Pig story! So without further ado, sit back and enjoy Little Boy’s Brexit Legends (this will make sense if you listen to this episode…)

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Stevie “Karen” White is back in full force, and this time he's taking out his midlife crisis anger on a young van driver, and a milk delivery company. Jaack also went Karen mode in a restaurant over a robot waitress, and had an argument with his elderly doctor.

Jaack gives us far too much info about his first experience trying Viagra, and what happened when he got caught smuggling his boner pills into Paris. Speaking of drugs, we're also debating whether we should invite a heroin addict on the pod? There's also a Gary Barlow ticket scam, Barcelona with Bambino Becky, and why Jaack wasn't allowed into the stadium at the FA Cup final...

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Ellis and James, along with football idiots Jaack and Stevie, predict every match from England's group games, including a surprise result against Denmark. James explains why he thinks Ronaldo will be having the tournament of his life, and Ellis tries to justify why football is truly coming home.

The boys also go head-to-head in a Euro themed quiz written by quiz-master himself JaackMaate. Which nation has made the most finals? Alongside Harry Kane, which England player has the most Euro caps? Who scored the most goals? It's all to play for in this tense Happy Hour Euros quiz!

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Welcome to 2024’s Ask-tonbury (working title) AKA Christmas Steve (also working title). The boys are answering burning Q’s such as which guests have turned down an invite for a second appearance, what’s the worst thing that has been cut or bleeped, and which eps were nearly binned off. 

The boys reveal how they dealt with a guest who brought along a mega demanding PR team, and both share their opinion on the new studio now they’ve had the chance to properly settle in. They’re also posing a very important question to special guest Bambino Becky. 

Check out the previous Jaack and Stevie specials - eps #096, #277, and #377!

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Check out episodes #228 and #372 for more creepy library stories!

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Meditating with monks, cutting shapes at carnivals, getting frisky with footballers - Alfie is jet setting around the globe for his ideal getaway. 

From fruit and fornication, to hostels and hangovers, Alfie somehow manages to make Stevie’s famously bleak dream holiday look thrilling… 

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How did a lost precious piece of jewellery turn up 13 years later in the most unexpected place? Which rare and terrifying event happened TWICE to the same unfortunate street sweeper? What ironic injury did a Hollywood actor sustain on a film set? How did a murder attempt claim its victim 20 years after the initial effort? 

Plus more CELEBRITY coincidences featuring Ant and Dec, Bill Murray, and Anthony Hopkins! 

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Cheating death, missing children, infinite water bottles, duplicate parents and phone calls from beyond the grave all feature in today’s episode. 

Robbie shares his own glitches that made him question reality, and things get DEEP as we discuss the illusion of sight and sound, and whether other people even exist?! 

Should Mack Bean have gone to the police with the murder evidence he stumbled across, or was he simply a witness to a real life glitch in the matrix? 

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Check out our other "Dragons' Dean" episodes (#177, #301, #309 and #364), plus our interviews with ACTUAL Dragons' Den investors Deborah Meaden (#213) and Steven Bartlett (#257)!

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It may have been three-and-a-half years since travel ‘tuber Simon Wilson last dropped by the Happy Hour studio, but his chemistry with Jaack & Stevie makes it seem like he’s never been away at all. Simon gives us arguably one of the greatest Happy Hour episodes of modern times as he comes equipped with plenty of stories from his global travels. He shares his top 5 tips for top tier travelling. Forget what your Mum taught you - Simon insists you should talk to strangers for the ultimate travel experience. You’ll have to listen to the episode to find out the other 4 travel hacks!

Which country has the nicest people? The craziest traffic? The cheapest living? The tastiest food? The most scenic views? Simon is without a doubt one of the most qualified people on planet Earth to answer such questions. Was Simon really banned from the US? Yep, and the reason why is bizarre. Is it actually possible to get free flight upgrades? Yep, and the reason how is bizarre. Could this be one of the greatest episodes of Happy Hour ever? Yep, and the reason why is obvious - Mr Wilson and his long list of travel tales!

Check out ep #143 for Simon’s first appearance on Happy Hour!

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What do the numbers on your toaster dial mean? Why is the first episode of a tv show called a pilot? What are shower loofahs actually made out of? What is the hole in your saucepan handle for? 

Plus there are some HUGE updates in FourSkins Land - we’re planning a wedding and stag do for a very reluctant participant, and there's yet another update in the Darren Huckerby gym saga.

Plus why the contents of our upcoming tour may genuinely get us all cancelled… 

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What are you meant to do if you get an erection in front of your sister? Which side of the moral fence do you sit on when it comes to scamming your friends out of cash? We also debate the age old question… how DO you wash a vagina in the sink? 

Plus Jaack has his own confession about lying to his football team, Stevie spills the beans on his secret holiday bromance, AND and there’s a huge update to the Darren Huckerby gym saga!

If you want to meet us in person and confess your deepest darkest sins, the FourSkins will be live touring the UK again with an even bigger and better show than last year! Tickets available at www.happyhourlive.co.uk

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If you enjoyed this, check out #360 for Stevie's, #361 for Alfie's, and #362 for Jaack's presidential campaign.

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Matt shares stories from his time hosting Xtra Factor and has a RAUNCHY Sharon Osbourne story to tell! Speaking of raunchy, there’s also fairy porn chat, and a previous X Factor contestant who flashed him on a bus! Plus the time Kate Moss held him hostage and forced him to party. 

It’s not all glitz and glamour however, as Matt shares why he was kicked off a photoshoot with his girlfriend, and gives us an entire run down of how he likes to spend his spare time role playing as a pilot… 

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Jack and Stevie catch the guys up with everything that happened out in Africa. Witnessing Russ Cook AKA Hardest Geezer make history as he crossed the finish line in Tunisia, having police intervene a pretty dodgy moment with some interesting taxi drivers, and Stevie coming face-to-face with his arch nemesis Stevie Black... the boys come equipped with some incredible stories. 

Robbie has finally managed to convince Jack and Fi to go skiing as the trio popped over to Mayrhofen in Austria to master the snowy slopes of Snowbombing festival. Turns out, Jack and Fi may well be the next Torvill & Dean… except if Torvill & Dean swapped their ice skates for skis… and if Torvill & Dean were really bad at skiing. 

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Josh shares his genius pre-drink tactics from university, and his addiction that he participates in 8 times a day. Josh also shares the worst gigs he's ever done - from performing in front of a crowd of just TWO people, to gigging at a farming college that involved a tradition of downing a pint of piss...

We play a game of 'fill in the blank' featuring headlines from when Josh has made the news, learn about his tactic for getting more screen time when featuring on panel shows, and enjoy making Stevie VERY uncomfortable by bringing up with he did to Jon Richardson...

Plus Josh's hatred for a certain genre of film, whether the perfect joke exists, and his favourite memory of Sean Lock.

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The FourSkins dissected a number of your deepest, darkest confessions during both main shows & the Round Sheep Tour in 2023, and after a year hiatus, it's time to once again see what you freaks have been up to! From squatting inside the house of a woman with dementia, to shaking up poo into a packet of Golden Nugget cereal - no, this isn't Stevie's diary (for once) but more so the headlines of your bizarre confessions.

A drug addict Mum has been hurt by her dealer, but is it actually her child that's to blame? Is it okay to wish you had a terminal illness? What is a 'Pos guy'? This episode admittedly probably asks more questions than it answers, but you can't cancel us... because these are YOUR* confessions.

*Reddit's

Also, if you want to meet us in person and confess your deepest darkest sins, the FourSkins will be live touring the UK again with a bigger and better show than last year - tickets available at www.happyhourlive.co.uk

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We caught up with Russ in our first ever out-of-studio podcast, mere hours after Russ became the first human being in history to run from the most southernly point in Africa, to the most northern tip. Jaack, Stevie and Fiona travelled out to Tunisia to witness Russ accomplish the unthinkable and cross that finish line, before diving into the Mediterranean sea. In what seems like a full circle moment, just a day after the mission finished, Russ was incredibly generous to allow Happy Hour to be the first place to share his incredible story. 

From being robbed at gunpoint in Angola, to cooking an untraditional Christmas dinner in the Guinean rainforest, to crossing the finish line on a Tunisian beach, Russ Cook’s story is truly awe inspiring. From injuries to sickness, not even the worst bouts of crippling blisters and explosive diarrhoea could derail Russ and his team’s mission. From deadly wildlife, to police escorts, to army raids, to Saharan hallucinations... if it wasn’t already absolutely clear, then today’s episode should help clarify exactly why Russ chose the alias Hardest Geezer. 

But it’s not just Russ who shares tales of ProjectAfrica today, we also chat with Emily - Russ’ amazing girlfriend, on just how she has been coping over the past year. Russ' cameraman Stan also jumps on to share some mad stories involving villainous pirates. It’s all happening on this very special, very unique episode of Happy Hour.

From all of us at Happy Hour, we’d like to say the biggest congratulations to Russ and his team for grabbing the history books, tearing them up, and creating their own book. A book that will literally never, ever be matched. We’re absolutely besotted by Russ as a human, and an athlete, and we’ll forever be honoured to have been there to witness the moment this man achieved the impossible.

Not only was this one insane act of endurance and self-belief, but it was an act of selflessness as 'ProjectAfrica' was all for charity. Please consider checking out, and donating if you can, to Russ’ chosen charities below! (The Running Charity, helping deliver mental health support to young people suffering with homelessness and complex needs, and Sandblast devoted to raising awareness of the Saharawi people of Western Sahara).

ProjectAfrica donation homepage:

https://givestar.io/gs/PROJECTAFRICA

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We’re taking inspo from LadBible’s ‘Honesty Box’, which some of our previous Happy Hour guests have featured on, and putting our own spin on it - FourSkins style! 

What’s the funniest thing you’ve EVER seen? Have you ever been genuinely offended? What’s the worst hangover you’ve ever had? What’s the most scared you’ve ever been?

Jaack is getting rinsed for his answer to his biggest regret, Alfie tells us about the drastic change he made to his appearance after one hate comment, Stevie somehow manages to make drinking booze in Ibiza really uncool, and Robbie reveals a near death experience that he’s never shared before!

There’s also far too much talk of sexually active grandparents…

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Alfie has researched more of the world’s most amazing people that have different unusual skills and quirks, and Jaack and Stevie have to choose who is worthy enough to take a coveted spot in Alfie’s ‘Amazing Indraviduals’ book! 

There’s a time traveller from the year 5000 that has photographic proof, a man who was left with an incredible superpower after a violent street attack, and a woman with a unique skill for detecting water underground. 

Plus a human cyborg, a super sensitive nose, and a man who didn’t eat for a year. Oh, and a really big poo. 

If you enjoyed this, check out episode #411 for the first instalment of Alfie’s Amazing Indraviduals (where we discuss the infamous Double Dick Dude!)

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Phil discusses how Hollywood superstar Arnold Schwarzenegger was his inspiration behind entering the world of competitive bodybuilding and Heath’s 7 Mr Olympia wins puts him equal with Arnie himself! 

Phil opens up about his rough start to life witnessing a point-blank shooting at his high school dance shortly before a sudden injury put a stop to his promising basketball career. But when faced with that infamous fork in the road, Phil chose a path that would change his life (and body) forever.

What’s the easiest thing you can do to quickly gain a six pack? Does a bodybuilder ever eat McDonald’s? Can fellow hench gym goer Alfie Indra beat Phil in a ferocious arm wrestle? Answers to all of these burning questions are answered in today’s Happy Hour! 

So, neck that protein shake, gulp down that chicken breast, put down those 200kg dumbbells and strap in for a guest who’s guaranteed to make you want to do at least one press up.

Watch Phil's documentary 'Breaking Olympia: The Phil Heath Story', now available to watch here: upcg.link/BreakingOlympia

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At just 17 years of age and little over 3 months in the public eye, the teenage darts sensation's life has been turned on its head thanks to his overnight fame. Luke reveals all from being best mates with ‘The Asp’ Nathan Aspinall and ‘Hollywood’ Chris Dobey, to his darting rivalry with MVG and his on stage beef with Ricardo Pietreczko.

After giving up his footballing dream aged 11, he's gone on to reach a World Championship final in his debut year at The Palace, played darts with the Manchester United squad, and even opened a Fifa pack during a walk on!

From rating YouTubers, to predicting how many World Championships he will win in his career, there’s no stone left unturned in what is one of Luke’s first ever podcasts. Oh… and you’ll never guess how old he was when he threw his first 9 darter… 

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Jaack and Stevie delve deep into what fighting means to Molly, how a childhood scrap led her on to her career, and why she switched from boxing to MMA. From a tough upbringing with a mother fighting addiction, and Molly not being allowed into her local boxing gym due to her gender, to being one of the biggest names in MMA - Molly shares her whole story. 

How she saved a complete stranger from being sex trafficked, her short stint as a Liverpool footballer, and how one IG post landed her in big trouble with her fiancée! Plus we challenge Stevie to beat Molly in a thumb war and it went about as well as you'd expect... 

To relieve Molly McCann’s last fight against Diana Belbita, please subscribe to UFC Fight Pass and watch UFC Fight Night®: Dolidze vs. Imavov. 

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Robbie’s back from his 48th ski trip of the year, and he’s come equipped with tales of a mini holiday fling with arguably the hottest ski instructor the world has ever seen. Will this holiday romance stay platonic? Or will it be causing an avalanche for Robbie’s marriage?

Jaack’s been to see hypnotist Robert Temple live, so isn’t quite sure if he’s the same Jaack the podcast has known for the past 5 years. Also, Stevie’s ventured into the deep dark depths of TikTok and educates the boys on the latest conspiracy regarding Kate Middleton. Has she disappeared? Is there more than meets the eye? What’s with that dodgy photoshop job? Stevie turns sleuth!

Alfie’s here too.

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In this giddy episode, we cover everything from being sued for the name of her YouTube series 'Strong Ones', to flying to Africa to deliver a pint to Hardest Geezer, to THAT Wayne Lineker kiss...

We asked ChatGPT to give us some BambinoBecky trivia and it supplied some hilariously wrong answers, including the BEST catchphrase ever. Plus we chat the The Roast of Bambino Becky, drunken antics with Robbie at Oktoberfest, her genuine poltergeist experience from the boys' home town of Norwich, and the raunchy picture that was sent to Becky's gran!

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Jaack, Stevie & Alfie sit down to discuss the strange superstitions that sweep our nation, from walking under ladders to stepping on three drains to breaking a mirror, we’ve all heard these bizarre beliefs and how they supposedly bring us bad luck - but do they?

Will listening to this episode bring you seven years of bad luck? No. Will you learn something you can tell your mates down the pub? Potentially. Will Jaack spend a good 10 minutes reading a Spanish nursery rhyme about a cat for no real reason? Yes.

So sit back, relax, throw some salt over your shoulder and indulge in today’s mysterious main show!

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Jaack, Stevie and Robbie each explain what crime got them locked up in the first place, how long they bide their time until they attempt escape, and which 3 other famous inmates they're recruiting as accomplices.

What exactly is their break-out method? Do they succeed? And how do they plan to evade capture and integrate back into society?

Want more of Happy Hour's "dream" episodes?

452 - Dream Urban Legends

406 - Dream Religion

351 - Dream Dates

318 - Robbie's Dream Day

317 - Stevie's Dream Day

315 - Jaack's Dream Day

305 - Dream Theme Parks

234 - Dream Universities

212 - Dream Cities

126 - Dream Holidays

100 - Jaack's Dream Restaurant

99 - Stevie's Dream Restaurant

98 - Robbie's Dream Restaurant

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From the world's oldest dad, to the most spoons balanced on a body, to the most amount of men slept with in 24 hours. There's also jeep ducking and jizzing, Big Macs and big breasts, and onions and orgies. Also why has Stevie's mum broken so many world records?!

Mail us ducks please:

Robbie Knox

PO Box 3824

Norwich

NR7 7QQ

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We’re each creating our very own fearsome creature, giving it a name, choosing a backstory, sharing its powers and weaknesses, and showing how to summon and escape it. 

Robbie’s is a spin off of a current well known urban legend, Alfie’s revenge-themed story is based on a real life event that happened to him, and Jaack’s legend is based on what we can only assume are some ketamine-induced hallucinations. 

Oh and if there are any doctors listening, could you please let us know if dead bodies can get erections? Asking for a friend, thanks. 

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What’s the morally right thing to do if you've been bitten by a zombie? What’s the fairest way to poison somebody? We answer questions the rest of the world are too downright scared to! 

Also, we have some big news. Like, really big news. Like big fat massive news. You’re not going to want to miss this.

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Dr Das explores how mental illness is portrayed in movies, including Split, Joker, Shutter Island, and The Talented Mr. Ripley. He also gives his expert analysis on famous cases such as Lucy Letby, Gypsy Rose Blanchard, Anders Breivik, and Fred and Rose West. 

After 12 years working in the field, Dr Sohom Das has seen his fair share of shocking cases and strange delusions - a man who pulled out his own eyeballs during a psychotic episode, and a Texas mother who drowned her 5 children due to delusions.

In this 2 hour interview, we cover everything from lobotomies and electroshock therapy, to religious delusions and psychopathic CEO’s. Dr Das shares how to spot the signs that someone is faking a mental illness, the widely known disorder that actually does not exist, and just how accurate online psychopath tests really are! 

Check out Dr Das' YouTube channel - https://www.youtube.com/@APsychForSoreMinds

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But aside from Jaack’s latest shenanigans, he's found time to plan possibly the WORST episode ever of Happy Hour... The boys (mainly Jaack) are securing their place at the top of the “who should the internet cancel next” list as Jaack shares his collection of ‘Darwin Awards’ - people who have eliminated themselves from the gene pool via some of the silliest, dumbest and goofiest deaths the world has ever seen. Hilarious? Potentially. Believable? Potentially. Insensitive? Definitely.

From crush fetishes to nut allergies, Segway mishaps to water bottle tumbles, the boys share some of the strangest deaths to ever ‘actually’ happen (according to the Darwin Awards website)!

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Very few mobsters successfully manage to leave the mob life behind unscathed but Franzese did, and over the next 90 minutes we’ll get to ask him all the questions you’ve ever wanted to ask a real life mafioso. From literally being name-dropped in arguably the greatest gangster movie of all time ‘Goodfellas’ (Martin Scorsese), to ending up in solitary confinement , Michael has lived through enough to fill 100 lives. 

This is one you’re going to want to tell your friends about. So sit back, pour yourself a glass of scotch (or equally cool non-alcoholic beverage if under the age of 18) and enjoy what is destined to be one of Happy Hour’s greatest guest interviews to date. Capeesh?

Grab your ticket for Michael's live show here:

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Jaack thinks that footballers don't get paid enough, Alfie is denying the existence of ghosts, Robbie is fighting for the death penalty, and Stevie is getting confused over whether darts is a sport.

PLUS after telling us about how he's been wrecking rage rooms and bullying builders, Stevie takes the ultimate Beta Cuck title when he's forced to do a complete 180 on his previous controversial film critic comments...

If you enjoyed this, check out our previous 'Argumental' episodes (#404 and #443)!

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Jaack & Stevie sit down with everybody’s favourite traitor Paul Gorton as he spills the beans on what it’s like to point blank lie to his fellow contestant's face in the famous castle. 

The lads are also joined by faithful Ross Carson to ask all those important questions you guys want to hear! (Okay, mainly just fanboying over his Mum Diane). 

If you haven’t seen series 2 of The Traitors yet (and ARE planning on watching it) then watch it BEFORE you listen to this episode! Because this is your formal warning… spoilers ahead! 

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After a year-long battle with a stinging butthole, Robbie has finally been seen by an arse doctor and has some great arse-related updates for us all, which includes sharing all the people and things that have recently explored his anal cavity. We did NOT expect his arse-capades to have us in absolute stitches!

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In this nearly 2 hour episode, the trio discuss the ups and downs of being raised in Rochdale (a place regularly topping the charts of the worst UK towns). From having her prized possession stolen by a child, to appearing on the Graham Norton show, Nieve's upbringing was far from normal. 

Nieve also speaks openly about her mental health journey, her dispute with fellow Bolton football vlogger Thogden, as well as adding her very valuable opinion on the controversial character that is Joey Barton. 

The boys also test Nieve’s mettle as they put her through a gruelling football challenge by giving her random football teams from the 92 professional clubs in England. Can Nieve tell us where each team is positioned and in what league? More so, can she whip out a random fact about each club? From Man City to Morecambe, Liverpool to Luton, Tottenham to Torquay… just how much does StuntPegg REALLY know about the beautiful game? 

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Robbie is denying the moon landing, Stevie is forcing everyone to become vegetarian, Alfie thinks money can buy you happiness, and Jaack reckons the Earth is flat.

PLUS 2 weeks ago, Alfie got his phone snatched right after leaving the Happy Hour studio and, during this episode, he gets a message from the person who has his phone...

Check out episode #404 for our first Argumental ep!

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Known for his crazy stunts such walking on water, floating above London, and blowing the minds of A-listers across the globe, Steven explains why he has been away from the spotlight in recent years, and why now is the time for his comeback. Steven has recently undertaken the biggest and boldest feat of his life - burying himself alive. Without a coffin. Something that no magician before him has successfully done. 

Steven also delves into his childhood and how bullies became one of the reasons he began to learn magic. He also speaks openly about how mental health and Crohn’s disease affected his personal life and career. Steven also treats us to a live magic performance so stick around to the end of the podcast! 

Watch ‘Dynamo is Dead’, available NOW on Sky!

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2024 isn’t going well so far - Jaack caught a thief in his front garden, Alfie offended his Nan during a game of charades, Robbie was humiliated at the chip shop, and Stevie has accidentally been flirting with family members! 

Even Producer Fiona’s year didn’t get off to a good start as, instead of kissing his fiancée at the stroke of midnight on New Years eve, Jaack decided to do something else... 

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With Jaack as quizmaster, Ginge & Danny also take on Stevie White to see who remembers the most pointless stuff from 2023. Remember the name of the submarine that imploded in June? What did the government ban in October? Which celebrity revealed that they put lip balm on their frostbitten penis? If you think you know the answers, then why not play along at home?! 

There are a total of 70 points up for grabs, so sit back, grab a notepad and pen (or an iPad if you’re a posh sod) and see how many of the questions you get right!

Post your answers to X, Insta or Reddit and we’ll share as many as we can! Happy New Year, thank you for all the support you've shown throughout 2023, and we’ll be back in 2 weeks time to kick off 2024’s Happy Hour campaign!

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Josh talks openly about his eye condition and how he’s gone on achieve over 50 international caps for the partially sighted England team, leading to his name being on the wall at St George’s Park next to the likes of Raheem Sterling and Harry Kane!

He also tells us about the weirdest tradition we’ve ever heard, which involves his entire hometown getting into a scrap over a ball…

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No Christmas episode is complete without a round of Secret Santa, which is by far the best Secret Santa in Happy Hour’s 5 year existence! Jaack reveals his excruciatingly embarrassing Starbucks stories involving 2 women who clearly worked out. Robbie met the real Santa Claus, and Jake’s still putting the worst thing imaginable on his Yorkshire puddings...

However, in perhaps one of Happy Hour’s most hilarious moments ever, the boys read their Christmas Panto (written by Jaack). And if you thought The Human Centipede 4 was weird… this might just top it.

Happy Christmas you LOVELY lot from all of us here at Happy Hour HQ!

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Michael also responds to rumours that he once did DIY at Dennis Bergkamp’s house before his darting domination. MvG opens up about his upcoming jaw surgery, as well as talking through what really happens on the day of a major final! 

Do you know about the time MvG body-slammed Phil Taylor to the ground? Do you know the huge part Michael had to play in Gezzy’s infamous ear defenders moment? Just sit back with a glass of mulled wine (or milk) ((or whatever you like)) and you’ll find out all the scoops from the oche, the Palace and beyond! 

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Would you rather never have sex again, or have a normal sex life only if you do a little cum down the chimney once a year? 

Would you rather make a sex-tape with Michael Bublé that gets played on national telly, or have a video of you wanking shown to your whole family? 

Would you rather do heroin on Christmas Day right before dinner, or insult your in-law's cooking to their face?

There's also breast milk laced cheesecake, kicking kids, gatecrashing celebs, and a story about the time Fiona's dad walked in on Jaack doing something unspeakable...

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After sacrificing her social life and working gruelling hours for 7 years before even getting a chance on the big screen, Emma proves that a combination of skill and determination is essential to making it big. She delves into her failed screen tests, the one question that led her to flop her first interview with the boss of Sky Sports News, and how a personal invite from wrestler Triple H snowballed into Emma landing her dream role.

Plus Dan Dawson's dodgy on-air comment, how she managed to embarrass herself in front of Michael van Gerwen, and her prediction for the winner of the World Champs!

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Mark Zuckerberg and Logan Paul are on Paddy's hit-list as he calls them out in true Paddy The Baddy style. nearly puts Jaack to sleep with a rear naked chokehold!

Paddy Pimblett takes on Tony Ferguson on December 16th live on TNT Sports Box Office at UFC 296: Edwards vs. Covington.

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Ruairi, dressed in his soon-to-be iconic green suit, reveals the ins and outs of his extremely bizarre life. From accidentally becoming an online phenomenon whilst on his way to school, Ruairi explains how 'Frostbit Boy' became a viral hit.

Ruairi goes into detail about how dolphins saved his life during an impromptu 14km swim, how he was kept captive on a boat for 2 months, and exactly how he plans to become the king of Ireland. This episode is weirdly wonderful and Jaack can probably die happy now he has met the man who has alluded him for so long!

You can see more of Ruairi on his brand new YouTube channel here:

https://www.youtube.com/@KingRuairiOfficial

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Andy shares why he fell out with a Soccer AM producer, his opinion on Soccer AM ending, and how Jaack potentially had something to do with the show being axed. Live radio doesn't always go smoothly either, from having to use the "dump button", to the time he accidentally went live on air whilst DRUNK. Andy also shares insane stories from his time filming "The Unofficial World Records Of Sex" and what happened when the cameras turned off...

Plus working with Laura Woods, the weird thing he collects, and a story that involves a celebrity and a single baked bean. We NEED Andy back on for a "Would You Lie To Me" episode - he has an endless supply of mad stories!

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Robbie and Stevie have become pioneers of the non-alcoholic beverage market. And Alfie is on too. Also, would you run a marathon across broken glass for the world's greatest prize? All covered in this incredibly bizarre All Caught Up.

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Did Stevie get stuck inside a cave for 2 hours? Did Jaack get catfished by a celebrity’s girlfriend? Did Robbie get beat up in a nightclub after offending a woman? And is Alfie hiding a very dark secret from his childhood that involves his penis?

Don't forget to check out ep #428 for part 1!

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Vanessa speaks openly about how she believes prisons don't reform offenders as they claim to, how inmates can manipulate officers to smuggle in drugs, and how prisoners are recruited by staff as informants. Plus what happens when someone dies in prison, and how an inmate got their revenge on Vanessa...

Once you've finished listening, go and grab Vanessa's incredible book 'The Governor' on Amazon!

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Has Alfie sucked a slug? Has Robbie played FIFA with a famous figure? Does Stevie love leaping about on stage in leather? Has Jaack ever been weird around women? (Is that last one even a question...)

Check out episode #430 for part 2!

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Ian reacts to his passionate 2010 speech about the prospect of winter World Cup and shares whether his opinion has changed now that 13 years on we HAVE seen a winter World Cup. We also play a game of “match the quote to the football manager” and Ian gives us a taste of his changing room hairdryer treatment… 

If you enjoyed this episode, check out #221 for Ian’s first appearance on Happy Hour! 

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If you liked this episode, check out #275, #224, #136, and #039 for even more hypothetical questions! 

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Why do posh restaurants have tiny portions? Is asking for your steak to be “well done” an insult to the chef? What makes a chef Michelin star level? Plus how to cook the perfect steak, tips for combatting fussy eating, and the easiest meal to impress a date.

We ask the lads to share their favourite weird food combos and serve them up our previous guests’ strange recommendations for a live taste test! How will Theo Baker’s weird snack hold up against RateMyTakeaway’s salad cream sandwiches?! What about Jaack and Stevie’s own crimes against food?

Plus cooking for the Queen, making Callux throw up from their dish, and what happened when Ben was hypnotised to be terrified of food! 

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The FourSkins are getting drunk and celebrating the pod's 5th birthday the only way we know how - with cheap wine, peculiar beer, and ridiculously offensive party games. Robbie has baked cupcakes with a questionable twist, whilst we ponder guest submitted questions from the likes of David Earl, Rebecca Goodwin, Dick and Dom, and more!

Can we tell each other apart from our penises alone? Are Jaack's teeth really as horrific as the internet suggests? Who IS Alfie fighting on the next MisFits event? And why is Robbie calling out a 13 year old child for a scrap? All of these questions and more are pondered within this 2.5 hour special.

These past 5 years have been the happiest of our lives and we couldn't have spent it with a better audience. So pull up a chair, crack open a beverage, and join us in toasting to the next 5 years! Whether you joined us recently or have been around since day dot - thank you for supporting our silly little show. Viva la Happy Hour!

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There’s fan favourites like Robbie’s creepy library and Jaack’s Reddit mysteries, and fan un-favourites like Stevie’s urban legends. We also have voice notes submitted by our audience telling their own spooky experiences, and Robbie has brought us apparently every story that he could find on child murder. Happy Halloween!

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If you enjoyed this episode, check out last years Halloween special guest exorcism expert Beth Darlington (#320)!

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The Human Centipede 4: The Human Millipede 

One major plan. One million pedes.

Written and narrated by Jack Dean.

Starring Stevie White, Robbie Knox, and Alfie Indra.

A Mack Bean production.

Based a real made up story.

Rated "U" for "U gotta be mental to enjoy this".

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We of course chat about his Soccer AM characters Baby Elvis and Franky Fryer! Smithy also opens up about his type 1 diabetes diagnosis, the surprising ways that it affects his daily life, and Jaack has an important message to share on behalf of his sister. 

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Stevie has gone FULL KAREN MODE on his neighbours but is it justified? Alfie is deciding how he’d chat up women if his partner died, and Jaack tells us about his kitchen mishap that left him with a major penis injury! 

The boys discuss their awful experience at the local pub and the bizarre reason their entire food order was ruined, plus Jaack tells us what happened when he met Conor McGregor… 

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Jason gives his opinion on fellow poker players Daniel Negreanu, Phil Hellmuth, Stephen Chidwick, Doug Polk, Stu Ungar and Doyle Brunson. He also shares CRAZY stories from a night partying with Phil Ivey, an intense game in the Philippines, and the time he played poker at Dan Bilzerian’s house... 

Plus the common mistakes that amateurs make, how he made $41,000 in one day while at school, and what he blew his first big win on! You don’t necessarily need to be a huge poker fan or understand the rules of the game to enjoy this episode! 

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There's also a Welsh wedding, marathon training, Brits abroad, and XL bully dogs.

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There's stories about the disturbing object put into the Happy Hour Hall of Fame, telling lies to bouncy castle hirers, mistaken identity in McDonald's, and fingering in school. And of course we can't have the boys on without talking about our Irish sweetheart Ruairi McSorley!

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If you liked this, check out #395 for more tier lists with a twist where we debate top 10 bands, movies and celebrities! 

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Ginge exclusively shares with Happy Hour the reason he went back to streaming after quitting. We test Ginge’s knowledge on his beloved YANITED! He’s also calling out Pieface and has an argument to settle with Jaack… 

Plus the TikTokkers that have called him out, why the Simple Simon v Ed Matthews fight was rigged, and predictions for the upcoming KSI v Tommy Fury and Dillon Danis v Logan Paul fights. Ginge also talks money, darts, and the time he died… yes, you read that right. 

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In this episode we’re looking at infinite money, super strength, irresistible looks, the power to prevent death, unlimited food, knowledge of everything, ability to understand any language, and lasting super long in bed… each with a big BUT (not the Kim K kind).

Thank you Ren from Reddit for assisting with this episode! Join our subreddit r/jaackmaate for more Happy Hour content.

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Plus a woman with the world's best eyesight, and a young girl with X-ray vision?! Let us know if you want another instalment of Alfie’s Amazing Indraviduals!

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Jack is revolutionising the way education works, Robbie is putting forward a new way of doing firework displays, and someone reckons they can climb Everest with zero training! We're also debating hypnosis, Oppenheimer, cosmetic surgery, and what the fuck Jaack found in his sausage meat...

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Does Alex Zane receive an annual FaceTime from a famous actress? Did he once trap a woman inside a zoo enclosure? Is he in debt to a big movie star? Does he have a secret role in a blockbuster movie? And did he once accidentally offend one of the toughest men in Hollywood?

If you enjoyed this, check out episode #115 for Alex's first appearance on Happy Hour!

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And speaking of completely made up stories... Stevie talks about his recent driving test! Plus Robbie's been hanging out with celebrities in Scotland, and Jaack shares his run in with death AND the law!

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Joe has acted in 'Derek' and 'After Life' and shares exactly how the roles came about, why he didn't turn up on his first day shooting, and what it's like to work with Ricky Gervais. Plus getting mixed up with his lookalike Robbie Knox, how his childhood hobby nearly killed people, and we also play a game of "fill in the blank” with Joe's hilarious old tweets. Crunch crunch! 

If you enjoyed this episode, check out #338 with David Earl. 

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Sam also chats his viral busking video with Ren, the embarrassing thing he used to do to get noticed by celebrities, and of course the story of how his musical hero Justin Bieber became his pal! Plus Sam reminds Jaack of their AWKWARD interaction when the pair first met a few years ago!

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Alfie reckons all drugs should be legal, Stevie is fighting against fat kids, and Jaack has a ridiculous reason why it's way better to be a night owl than a morning person...

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Darren explains why he turned down a job with one of tv's most infamous confrontational talk shows, and why polygraph tests are a load of bollocks! He also gives his honest opinion on the McCanns, and shares his most memorable interrogation which involved a barefoot man and a bomb...

Darren talks about fascinating famous psychology experiments, why people stood by when a woman lay dying on the streets of New York, the reason people blindly obey anyone in a high vis jacket, how he caught someone lying on their CV, and the weirdest enquiries he gets. PLUS body language myths, dating tips, and how to get away with lying! 

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