JuJu joins us to deliver his picks for Thursday Thunder, tell us why OG Anunoby may be the best Knick ever, give us his Top 5 Chokes In Sports History list, and reveal the answers to today's polls.

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We have been burying the lede all day today: Dan Le Batard jinxed the San Antonio Spurs with a single text to Michelle Beadle in the second quarter. But even more impactful on the outcome was Wu-Tang Clan's halftime performance. Our second Wu-Tang member of the day, Raekwon, joins us to discuss how electric performing at halftime before the greatest comeback in NBA history was. Plus, it's another episode of the Pitch Clock featuring our monthly visit with Adnan Virk and a game of Who He Play For (in 2005).

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How did Hank Azaria end up in the ceiling at Madison Square Garden with Aaron Judge, while his friends ended up in the great seats that he bought for them? He joins us and tells the story before Method Man tags along and reveals whether it was hard to perform at halftime with the Knicks down 27. Plus, do the monks have an offensive bag?

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David Samson claims to have known the New York Knicks would come back from their 27-point halftime deficit because he and the people in his section were discussing field-goal percentages. Would Giannis Antetokounmpo rank as a Top 5 player in Heat history based on skill? Why is Chris Cote covered in mud? You guys have ranch?!

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We witnessed the greatest comeback in sports history yesterday, and Dan can not wait to talk about it. The San Francisco Giants were down by eight runs in the bottom of the 8th and won on a walk-off grand slam. Oh, and the New York Knicks came back from down 29 against the San Antonio Spurs to win Game 4 of the NBA Finals.

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The crew tries to pronounce countries and their different names, and it goes about as well as you'd expect.

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Tony is across the street at the new FIFA fan zone with all his fans as Jess joins the crew to discuss the Brendan Sorsby news and how it's uniting America, how she and Leeman are feeling about the Knicks and their "must-win game", and to introduce Dan to the wonder of Buc-ee's. Plus, Greg Cote loves himself some motels, but not as much as he loves him some him.

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Does David Jacoby hate Victor Wembanyama? Did Wemby assault Jalen Brunson? Are Wemby's elbows always high? Are Knicks fans acting like losers and cowards? Is Shai Gilgeous-Alexander pretty good? Are the flames continuing to rise?

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We have an incredible Stanley Cup and NBA Finals unfolding, but some other stories across sports have the crew mesmerized. Also, are the Finals "over" tonight regardless of who wins? And Stephen A. Smith seemingly missed the opportunity to do anything legitimate around his newfound feud with Donald Trump.

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The Sun-Sentinel laid off an all-time legend in this market, and Greg Cote's longtime rival, Dave Hyde. Dave is one of the best writers to ever do it here in South Florida. He joins the show for the first time to discuss the end of his time writing, what it was like to spend a career meeting excellence, why he's making today a good day, and to tip his cap to Greg, the man who officially won their head-to-head career matchup. 'Who won?'

Today's cast: Dan, Greg, Zaslow, Roy, Chris, Jeremy, Mike, and Tony.

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Amin reacts to Stephen A. Smith's response to Donald Trump on First Take before JuJu updates the polls.

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Before we get to Morally Abhorrent, the World Cup is two days away, but our crew explains why they are finding it so difficult to get excited about the tournament, given the current circumstances in the United States of America.

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Another fellow New York Knicks fan of Dan's, Adam Pally, joins the show to answer all of our important questions about last night's Game 3, including whether in a New York riot if the first thing a rioter will use is the barricade, and if he were to drink his own urine, would he rather it be warm or on the rocks? Plus, Dan and the crew discuss Donald Trump's presence at last night's game and Adam Silver's response.

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Our San Antonio Spurs correspondent, Michelle Beadle, joins us in celebration after the Spurs got back in the series with a win at Madison Square Garden in Game 3 of the NBA Finals over the New York Knicks. Has anybody ever referred to her as "The 5th Beadle"? Then, Greg Cote reveals his Nos. 16 and 15 on his Catchphrase Countdown, which may turn into a Top 75, before we discuss the decision that came down yesterday that ruled Brendan Sorsby eligible to play despite committing a crime that cost Pete Rose his entire livelihood.

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The vibes turned fast last night after Dan's New York Knicks dropped Game 3 of the NBA Finals to the San Antonio Spurs. Mike Brown is blaming the officials, Dan is questioning Jalen Brunson, Zaslow has been wrong about every game in this series, and Amin is mad at DJ Khaled and his Carlos Boozer hair.

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Zaslow thought there was nothing to watch over the weekend because of no NBA Finals or Stanley Cup games, but JuJu has a Top 5 to show him he was sorely mistaken. He ALSO has a Joker of the Weekend.

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The New York Times interviewed Scott Pelley as journalism slowly dies, Wemby is about to face the most pressure that he EVER has, and are we headed back toward a day of physically purchasing a VHS or DVD of a movie?

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Joe Posnanski traveled from sporting event to sporting event in search of the deepest fandom at the heart of sports. Mike Schur was also there. They join the show to discuss their 8-hour stint at Buffalo Wild Wings and their trip to Fairbanks, Alaska, as Dan badgers them with his typical combative attitude.

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Is Mitch Marner leading the charge in a big moment for dudes named Mitch? Has KAT already altered his legacy? Why won't the bartender just take your drink order right away? Did Chris Cote ruin popcorn? Did Jeremy really have to correct Dan about a random at-bat? Did Suge Knight hold Vanilla Ice over a railing? And on a more serious note, Amin pays tribute to NBA greats Stacey King and Rick Adelman after they passed away over the last week.

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Dan, decked out in his Knicks gear from head to toe, is ready to fly BACK to New York tonight to party in the streets with his fellow Knicks fans, but will he be able to do it without being stopped and asked about his recent viral moment? The crew breaks down the ending of Game 2, what to expect tonight, how Donald Trump's presence will influence things, and why Wemby looks gassed.

Today's cast: Dan, Zaslow, Roy, Amin, Chris, Jeremy, and Mike.

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Tony dons a robe and a hat to give graduation advice, Dameshek rails against the standard rules of society, and Zaslow gets excited over a new blockbuster movie but has the wrong name on the brain. Plus, Jeremy Sochan inspires a new song by Jeremy Tache.

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Tony breaks out the telestrator to break down Mike Ryan's basketball game from last night, which is a mix between Fergie and Jesus. He also has his Top 5 Things To Look Forward To In Tonight's Game, Dameshek claims kickball is overrated, and Zaslow rejects the idea that you need to know math.

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Did our show play a key part in making sure Michael Yormark will not end up as the University of Miami's Athletic Director? Does Carolina steal its team names from Florida? Is Any Given Sunday a good movie? Should we be happy the Hurricanes won in last night's game even when rooting against them?

Today's cast: Zaslow, Your ol' pal Dave Dameshek, Roy, Chris, Jeremy, and Mike.

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JuJu delivers an elite Thursday Thunder, shares his thoughts on Game 1, and updates The Polls.

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Zas has been moved emotionally by the Stanley Cup Final promos, and he's also floored by ticket prices for Game 3. Then, New York's own Alex Day joins Jeremy on The Pitch Clock for a Yankees-focused episode touching on their breakout stars, key pieces, and the struggles of their rivals. And Jeremy and Chris square off in a stolen-base-themed trivia.

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Dan has threatened to leave the show and fly to New York early if we can't get him a politician to discuss the potential of the city burning, but before we see if we can land one, the crew wants to introduce Dan to the new 82-0 game and play it live on the air.

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Dan's peptides will kick in soon, but before they do, he's repeating the same Knicks phrases so often that the show can play 'Things-Dan-Says-About-The-Knicks-Bingo.' Plus, the crew competes over the best stats from last night's game while Zas sits in his new cuck chair.

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Jalen Brunson hit shots down the stretch. Karl-Anthony Towns dominated the earthling, Victor Wembanyama. Josh Hart did all the little things. Dan booked a trip to New York. Game 1 of the NBA Finals was an instant classic.

Today's cast: Dan, Zaslow, Roy, Chris, Jeremy, Mike, and Tony.

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Jessica gives us the on ramp to discuss the fall of CBS before we dive into the magic mystery of Bobby Valentine's fake mustache, the disrespect of the stolen catchphrase, and Leeman's Christmas-like feeling as the Knicks head to the Finals tonight. Plus, JuJu stops by to update the Polls.

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Who has had the more impressive Playoffs between the Knicks and the Spurs? Would you panic if you woke up with 4.7 million new followers like Tim Payne? Where does the finger end and the hand begin? Thank you for all the chicken?

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Nick Wright is sick of people thinking the Thunder were destined to be a dynasty. Are they closer to champions or closer to LaMelo Ball's Charlotte Hornets? Plus, Jeremy is sent to the whiteboard to compare the likability of the Spurs and the Knicks.

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All he does is win: Jason Benetti fit not 1, not 2, not 3, not 4, but 9 (!!!) of Greg Cote's catchphrases into last night's Detroit Tigers broadcast. Before he joins the show midway through the hour, we roll through his calls to see which ones can raise extra money for Project Main Street.

Today's cast: Dan, Zaslow, Greg, Roy, Chris, Jeremy, Mike, and Tony.

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• Victor Wembanyama leads Spurs to the NBA Finals
• Wemby's emotional postgame moment
• Knicks vs Spurs Finals debate
• Donovan Mitchell's championship comments
• Chet Holmgren struggles under pressure
• SGA defends Chet
• Wemby vs Chet: Is there still a debate?
• NBA Finals predictions
• Viral WNBA flop controversy

Who are you taking in a Knicks vs Spurs Finals matchup?

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JuJu has a Joker of the Day featuring Caitlin Clark, an update on The Polls, and some words for the Washington Nationals, seemingly for no reason. Also, Tony has a problem with his pool guy that he needs help solving.

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Sid Rosenberg looks like... well, REALLY purple. Like, a concerning amount of purple. I mean, a shade of purple never seen before. Purple! Then, World Cup tickets are going to be horrifyingly expensive, and while we're concerned, we're more concerned with the team Greg Cote has anointed as his team of the tournament.

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Zas and Greg are confused by one of the shirts available for purchase on lebatardaf.com, Max Kellerman has called LeBron James the 'Modern Day Muhammad Ali,' and to Dan's delight, the Rams have traded for the best pass rusher in the NFL.

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We'll get to A.J. Brown and Myles Garrett in a minute, but Sam Morril is here to share in Dan's joy over his New York Knicks getting to the NBA Finals. He discusses how his joy is ruining his comedy, the happiness sweeping across New York, and Dan's late-night texts. Also, did Greg steal one of his catchphrases from Zaslow?

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We'll get to A.J. Brown and Myles Garrett in a minute, but Jason Benetti got things rolling last night on the Tigers broadcast by slipping FOUR Greg Cote catchphrases onto the air, but there is some major controversy surrounding his usage.

Today's cast: Dan, Zaslow, Greg, Roy, Jeremy, Mike, and Tony.

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Zaslow threatens to spoil the Euphoria finale, and JuJu delivers a Top 5 and updates The Polls after Tony shows the crew a ridiculous video from the world of soccer.

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Did you know it was The Watermelon Man's birthday? Do you love The Cracker Barrel? Do you know about that Pizza Saver? Should the 12-year-old fan who hurt Jesus Sanchez have been thrown out of the game? Will GLP-1 be banned from sports?

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After reviewing the greatest body cam footage ever featuring a one-armed woman's boss move over a police officer, Stu Holden joins the show to discuss U.S. Soccer, their potential success, and who the team should expect to step up during the World Cup. Also, Noche de Los Grandes lived up to the hype for Mike and Zas, Dan believes in robot officiating, and Jeremy learns the origin of Pilates.

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Amin is here to deliver his Weekend Observations, but Dan wants to begin by picking a fight with him over his prediction that the Thunder would beat the Spurs. Was this the Spurs passing OKC, or was this a matter of health combined with an out-of-this-world performance? Plus, Luke Kornet's LeBron moment, Jaxson Dart's statement, and the musical acts pulling out of Freedom 250.

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Tony's concern over 'galactic fascism' taking over the NBA is that much closer to becoming a reality as Victor Wembanyama and the San Antonio Spurs went into Oklahoma City and won Game 7 over the Thunder. Are we about to watch the first of 10 straight NBA Finals involving the Spurs? Is it over for everyone else? Is Chet Holmgren done in OKC? Is everyone going to be okay?

Today's cast: Dan, Zaslow, Chris, Jeremy, Mike, Roy, and Tony.

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"4:55 pm at the fruit-naming factory..."

Did you know the color 'orange' was named after the fruit 'orange'? And did Zas watch the best horror movie since 2020? Plus, after the tragic passing of NHL legend Claude Lemieux, the crew discusses how you never know what's going on in someone's mind, even in the brightest moments you might see on the surface.

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After a huge win for Victor Wembanyama and the San Antonio Spurs over the Oklahoma City Thunder, the crew has come away with one big question: Can you believe the Thunder let Carter Bryant get away with barreling over Shai Gilgeous-Alexander? Udonis Haslem would NEVER have let that happen! Plus, should Vikings fans be worried about Kyler Murray and J.J. McCarthy's relationship?

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Zaslow, who has indeed seen the messages you've sent him about the viral cuck shower, is debating whether to surprise his wife with tickets to the Dave Matthews concert tonight and asks the crew for advice. Plus, Jeremy has observations from yesterday's show, Mario Chalmers believes the Big 3 was built around him, and we discuss the dilemma with Mike McDaniel & Tua Tagovailoa's departures from Miami.

Today's cast: Zaslow, Your ol' pal Dave Dameshek, Roy, Jeremy, JuJu, Tony, and Trysta.

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JuJu got the biggest call of his life: Victor Wembanyama is not happy with what happened in Game 5, and he has his picks for Thursday Thunder as a result. Amin sticks around to weigh in on the contrasting reports on Giannis Antetokounmpo's likely trade destination, the New York Knicks' chances against the Oklahoma City Thunder or San Antonio Spurs, and what the Cleveland Cavaliers should do in the wake of getting swept by the Knicks.

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Amin is back from heckling at the Sports Emmy's and he is definitely NOT mad that Pablo Torre Finds Out did not win. He is also back from New York where was outside Madison Square Garden for Game 4 of the Eastern Conference Finals, and claims the city is not prepared for a Championship. He also has his Top 5 Things Nick Wright Looked Like at the Sports Emmy's. Then it's time for the Pitch Clock, this week featuring Joon Lee and anchored by another edition of Jeremy and Chris going head-to-head in Statpad.

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Dan feels bad for Montreal and Canada after the Carolina Hurricanes pummeled the Canadiens to take a 3-1 lead in the Eastern Conference Final. What can the NBA do about its officiating problem? Have we created a generation of children who hate Tony Brothers? Should the Stick be in the Toy Hall of Fame? And before we get to Nos. 20 and 19 on Greg's Catchphrase Countdown that may soon become a Top 61, Tony clarifies for Dan that Chris Hanson is the protagonist in the upcoming movie, PrimeTime.

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David Samson got a naked text from Chris Cote, and it led us to a revelation that he schedules his text messages to his significant other. Did you know that you can schedule text messages? Or do you fart them into the sky as Dan does? Plus, Samson is curious about why the Los Angeles Lakers' front-office changes didn't get more attention, discusses the reaction to Tom Dundon taking over the Portland Trail Blazers, and waxes poetic with us about pitchers wearing jackets.

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You want the uncomfortable questions? We got 'em right here. How much does Dan weigh? Where does he stand on foreplay? Would Dan rather have a fruit platter or $22 in quarters? Is Stugotz ever coming back? Why is his name still on the show? What is Dan and Stugotz's relationship? Yep, we went there. And the answers are all in this hour.

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On this episode of Alley Oop, the crew breaks down the brutal collapse by the Cavs against the New York Knicks, including the moment Cleveland completely gave up on THAT Jalen Brunson layup that had NBA fans losing their minds.

Plus:

• Are the Knicks actually built for a Finals run?
• Shai Gilgeous-Alexander continues his MVP-level dominance
• Why Gregg Popovich being back in the locker room matters WAY more than people realize
• Is Dylan Harper the next big thing?
• Kylie Jenner and Timothée Chalamet courtside steals attention at the game
• The coaching moments, body language, and why Bryant getting coached up became a huge talking point

This episode has everything: NBA playoff drama, coaching debates, superstar performances, celebrity courtside reactions, and BIG questions about where these franchises go next.

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Mike and Zaslow are VERY excited for some wrestling this weekend.

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Greg is a homer, Mike gets fooled by the internet, and Zas is a racist. Plus, is it okay to triple-thrust directly at your opponent in the middle of a baseball game?

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Would you let your partner use your toothbrush? Do more and more people have saltwater pools over chlorine? Do you wipe standing up? Then, Felix Rosenqvist just won the Indy 500, and his life has changed forever. He details how difficult this race was and how much less difficult his life has become. Also, Becky Hammond doubles down on her Jalen Brunson take, and LeBron James won't take a discount.

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The crew learns about the 'friendly mutton chop' and a MAJOR mistake they made regarding Hamas. Yup. Hamas. Then, Victor Wembanyama seemed to send Bismack Biyombo and Mason Plumlee -- please don't forget Mason Plumlee! -- after the OKC Thunder players during a testy game. And does the New York media have a responsibility to ask Jaxson Dart tough questions about Donald Trump?

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The Vegas Golden Knights are returning to the Stanley Cup Final for the third time in their nine-year franchise history, despite Mike Ryan guaranteeing before the series that the Colorado Avalanche would win the Stanley Cup. Is that a worse mistake than Dan saying Sandy Alcantara is unhittable? Plus, a Greg Cote cough for the ages, more Giannis-to-Miami trade rumors, Jason Williams going after his alma mater, and Greg Cote's eulogy of Manny "lovingly called 'Taco'" Fernandez.

Today's Cast: Dan, Zaslow, Greg, Chris, JuJu, Mike, Trysta

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Mike Ryan tried Jeff Daniels' favorite sandwich over the weekend, and no matter what you think it's made of, you're going to be wrong.

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We're closing loops as Kyle Stowers joins the show to tell us what it's like to be hit in the hand by a 102 Jacob Misiorowski fastball. Then, Alex Monaco, the reporter going viral for his high-energy report after the Knicks' victory, settles the debate over whether his report was better than Jeremy's "hoisting babies" from back in 2023.

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Mike loves watching people fight each other for money, but even he struggled with the fights from over the weekend, including Johnny Manziel and Michael Beasley. Then, is the modern NBA forcing us to rethink the all-time great? And why in the world did Jaxson Dart think introducing Donald Trump at a rally was a good idea?

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Jason Benetti breaks out his greatest limited fake Boog Sciambi as he joins the crew to see which Greg Cote phrases he can squeeze into a broadcast. He also explains the brilliance of Jacob Misiorowski, the joy of John Sterling, and the freakishness of Shohei Ohtani. Also, Dan asks Zas how he'll ultimately view Shai-Gilgeous Alexander, or at least we think he did.

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The New York Knicks are headed to the NBA Finals, and Dan is jubilant. The Cavaliers brought a loser mentality to their collapse, Timothée Chalamet and Kylie Jenner's trip to Cleveland brought Chris joy, and Jalen Brunson has fully cemented himself as one of the greats. Plus, did a Knicks reporter steal Jeremy's gimmick?

Today's cast: Dan, Zaslow, Chris, Jeremy, JuJu, Mike, and Trysta.

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• Hartenstein fouling like CRAZY all game
• Why the Spurs still desperately need a real point guard
• James Harden disappearing again in a big moment
• Alex Caruso putting on an ALL-TIME role player performance
• Is Jalen Brunson the best Knick in 30 years?!
• Why Brunson still feels criminally underrated
• Can the Spurs stay healthy long enough to actually compete?
  

From NBA playoff drama to ref controversies, Juju and Trysta bring the chaos, comedy, and hottest basketball takes on the internet
Who got robbed worse — Castle or Spurs fans watching that no-call?

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Will you eat pizza crust if it doesn't have garlic on it? Is Tiramisu overrated? Were the Thunder physical in Game 2? Does Aaron Rodgers compare more to John Elway or Blaine Gabbert? Have you ever driven over 100 mph?

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Mike leads the crew as they honor Kyle Busch, a legendary NASCAR driver gone far too soon. We discuss the legacy he leaves behind as one of the great heels in the sport and the tragedy of his passing. Then, what are some of the great hate-watches of your life?

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Yeah, we should probably get to Dan's New York Knicks winning Game 2 over the Cleveland Cavaliers, but Zaslow is offended that the crew (rightfully) accused him of being a Dave Matthews Band fan. That leads Dave to declare a Radiohead album the greatest album of all-time as the show devolves toward being unbearably white. But then, ultimately, we get to Ben Stiller and Dan's New York Knicks. Wait, where is Dan? Is he not here because he was at his team's game last night?

Today's cast: Zaslow, Your ol' pal Dave Dameshek, Roy, Jeremy, Mike, and Tony.

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Is Juju abandoning the Celtics? A Spurs player peed in a public bathroom? Dan thinks we want to hear his thoughts on Stephen Colbert?

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Jessica is here to get her update from Zas on his favorite show, Euphoria. She also has thoughts on the 24-team Playoff, DTF St. Louis, Sheep Detectives, and Stephen Colbert. Then, David is back to join Jeremy for an episode of the Pitch Clock where they break down the AL vs. NL, the ascent of the Phillies, and a resurgent pitcher. And Jeremy and Chris square off in trivia that goes down to the wire...

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Dan invited fellow Knicks fan David Samson on the show to reminisce with him about the glory of his favorite franchise. David also fires Kenny Atkinson, explains the details of why he may have cost our show a chance at new guests, and dismisses Stefon Marbury before Dan shares the details of Mike Hawk's brother's injuries.

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Boog is working to “End ALS” through ⁠projectmainst.org⁠, and Dan is ready to put his money where his mouth is. And that is a BIG mouth. He also tells us about Jacob Misiorowski, his beautiful calves, and the credentials hanging on his door before we get to last night's game between the Oklahoma City Thunder and San Antonio Spurs, which was full of flopping.

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Boog Sciambi is going to join us later in the show, so Dan, Zas, and the Shipping Container work to decide which Greg Cote catchphrases to ask him to work into a broadcast. Then, we've learned that Dan is clearly a Knicks fan, and Jeremy has the evidence. Plus, did you know you can hire a beautiful woman to show up at your funeral?

Today's cast: Dan, Zaslow, Chris, Jeremy, Mike, Roy, and Tony.

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JuJu has some strong takes on Kenny Atkinson, Chris went to hibachi for his birthday, and Mike Breen joins us to break down his premature bangulation.

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After Greg proposes a new award and Dan shares some of Jalen Brunson's numbers in the clutch, 'Celebrity Jeopardy!' champion Mina Kimes stops by. We learn about her greatest career achievements before Dan asks for her NFL expertise, and the crew forces her to go head-to-head with Jeremy in a game of 'Celebrity Pop Culture Jeopardy!'

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We continue the countdown of Greg's Top 50-Turned-Top 60 Catchphrases, and there are a couple of heavy hitters that miss out on the Top 20. Plus, Dan makes a prediction for the Spurs series, Zaslow may have found someone to buy him a couch, and Greg and Mike get into a scuffle over the Inter Miami supporters, to the point where we hear an all-time Greg Cote laugh.

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Nick Wright, who is decidedly losing his rivalry matchups with Pablo Torre and Mina Kimes, stops by to give his take on the Cavaliers' collapse amid Dan's renewed love for sports, sparked by the Knicks' comeback. He also has some words for Stephen A. Smith and his newfound battle with Jaylen Brown.

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Dan had a confusing experience watching the New York Knicks and wants to do nothing but celebrate the greatness of their unprecedented comeback and the pure joy in Madison Square Garden. Unfortunately for Dan, the rest of the crew wants to at least give a TINY BIT of blame to James Harden and the Cleveland Cavaliers.

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• The Detroit Pistons collapse
• James Harden finally doing what he’s supposed to do
• Ausar Thompson and the growing concerns about his jump shot
• A'ja Wilson’s controversial lane violation
• Giannis Antetokounmpo’s attitude
• The legend of Derrick White Ale

Who do YOU trust more right now — Spurs or Thunder? Knicks or Cavs?

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JuJu has a compliment for one member of the Shipping Container, shares his thoughts on Wemby's win over the Thunder, and updates the Polls.

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Pablo has an eloquent way of articulating Victor Wembanyama's emergence as a great player in the NBA, because, of course he does. Tony tries to take him down a peg, the same way Pablo does for Oz the Mentalist in his latest episode of PTFO.

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We forgot one part of Dan's time angering ESPN: the time he was suspended for two days for putting up billboards throughout Cleveland after LeBron left Miami. And after Dan gives Jeremy about two seconds of Marlins updates, Bryant McKinnie joins us in the studio to discuss his efforts to support the NFL community on mental health. Check out bryantmckinnie.com for all the details of his mental health awareness event.

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Michelle Beadle joins the show for one question before Greg learns about Pulp Fiction, a movie he already claimed to know. Also, can you be upset if your partner is incredibly hot and wants to have a lot of sex? And Valerie has her OWN Top 10 Things Dan Did To Piss Off ESPN.

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Victor Wembanyama led the San Antonio Spurs to a victory over the Thunder in Oklahoma City with a truly epic performance. How did he do it? Are we hyperventilating to make him one of the greats after one great night? And how did Gwyneth Paltrow's head end up in a box?

Today's cast: Dan, Greg, Chris, Jeremy, Roy, Tony, and Zaslow.

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JuJu is going to update The Polls, but he has a Top 5 Items That Create Fanfare, Jeremy has a Top 5 Moments From His Road Trip With The Miami Marlins, and Dan delivers HIS Top 10 Moments Where HE Angered ESPN.

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After diving into Dan's biggest indiscretions during his time at ESPN, Pulitzer Prize-winning Amin Elhassan joins the show for his Weekend Observations and to discuss the world around the NBA Playoffs: Shai Gilgeous-Alexander's trajectory toward being an all-time great, Myles Turner's complaints about the Bucks, and what the Thunder need to do to stop Victor Wembanyama.

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Dan has a problem with the people leading cards in the fight game these days, Udonis Haslem has a problem with the way Anthony Edwards handled the end of his series against the San Antonio Spurs, and Vin Diesel has a problem with King Kong.

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How is it possible that James Harden's notoriously bad Game 7 performances got worse in a blowout win? Did Jalen Duren have a historically bad postseason? And does Jaylen Brown make a good point when it comes to Stephen A. Smith being the mascot for clickbait?

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Zaslow started his Monday by receiving a devastating insult from a fellow Meadowlark employee, but at least it kept him from tooting his own horn like Troy Aikman. Also, did you know soccer fans expect their team to acknowledge them after the game? Well, the Inter Miami fans sure do.

Today's cast: Dan, Zaslow, Chris, Jeremy, Mike, Roy, and Tony.

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• Cade Cunningham and the Detroit Pistons vs Cleveland Cavaliers matchup
• Cade’s HUGE numbers and whether Detroit is ahead of schedule
• Jalen Duren struggling in a rough performance
• Coaches completely wasting challenge calls
• Whether the NBA’s power has officially shifted from East to West
• Caitlin Clark getting called out for flopping
• Cameron Brink blocking Caitlin Clark and the WNBA discourse exploding online

From NBA future dynasties to hilarious officiating complaints and WNBA chaos, this episode of Alley Oop is PACKED

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JuJu is feeling good off another win for Thursday Thunder and takes a big swing, before weighing in on the Jarrett Allen no-call from last night, handing out some show awards, and recapping the polls.

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Ron Magill is fresh into his retirement and back on our airwaves, discussing everything from horse farts to Greg Cote's stomach sounds to sloth bears, and even Dan helping ducks cross the street. He also tells us about his campaign to have the flamingo rightfully established as the state bird of Florida. Plus, the Edmonton Oilers have fired head coach Chris Knoblauch, Ari Shaffir is this week's guest on South Beach Sessions, Daniil Medvedev is over it, and Zaslow has a hard time telling White Tamara how much money he spends on wrestling.

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The gang dives into the reasons why James Harden, despite being an all-time great, is viewed so negatively by NBA fans. Is he the poster child for the NBA changing in a way that many people have not liked? What have we ever heard James Harden say other than Daryl Morey is a liar? Off of maybe the strangest livestream we've ever done last night, Mike tells us why this is the earliest in the playoffs he's known who will win the title in both the NBA and the NHL.

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Jorge Sedano has worn a robe many times in his life and joins us from Los Angeles to further the discussion on LeBron James and the reports that he feels underappreciated by the Los Angeles Lakers. Then, David Samson (also in a robe and with a chest like a dolphin) jumps in and tells us why he believes there isn't more funny in sports broadcasting, why Inside The NBA will continue even when Charles Barkley is gone, and what Stephen Ross is trying to get out of claiming Miami is unfit to host a Super Bowl. He also claims that one day we will get on planes without pilots.

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Jonathan Zaslow continues to shock us with things he has never done, this time claiming to have never worn a robe in his life. What an interesting guy that Zaslow is. De'Von Achane has signed a four-year extension with the Miami Dolphins, and the crew debates what the contract says about his fit in Miami's plans. Tony is tired of Dwyane Wade telling Heat fans to be patient, Jeremy is wearing really high socks with Charles Johnson, and Messi may have scored a hat trick, but we are not really sure.

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Dan does not feel like our chip discussion from the last hour has been resolved, so JuJu tries to bring some clarity with his list of the best chips ever. He also rightfully claims to be a Pulitzer Prize and Academy Award winner before giving us his Joker of the Day, a Stat of the Day, and a recap of a great day of polls.

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Dan has received an apology from someone he claims not to know, but the show is rather suspicious that he doesn't have Trysta's number saved. Who in Dan's life is most likely to use the word 'fumbly'? After UCF's commencement speaker was booed for discussing AI, the show delves into the fears that come with using it more and more each day. Jess also weighs in on Steve Sarkisian and Lane Kiffin's recent features in USA Today and Vanity Fair, and Dan wants to know which are the four best snacks of all time. Are pretzels cheese balls?

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JuJu and Trysta are here to talk some NBA Playoffs, and Trysta makes two shocking revelations: she hates Victor Wembanyama, and she thinks Daryl Morey gets a bad rap because he is ugly. Does the guy that slaps you on the back and says 'hey babe, I'm gonna hit the head' give off fun guy? Plus, Dan continues not to understand why so few people in the company seem to care that Pablo Torre Finds Out won a Pulitzer Prize, and Greg Cote struggles to pick out a line from his favorite movie of all time.

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The crew was left dumbfounded by the storytelling on last night's game between the Minnesota Timberwolves and San Antonio Spurs, with Victor Wembanyama portrayed as a conquering hero after not being suspended for what Dan called 'one of the dirtiest plays in playoff history.' Does anybody root for Goliath? If the rock hits him in the chest, do you think Goliath is going down? Did you know Rutgers offers underwater basketweaving? Does Daniel Day-Lewis need to pick a name?

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Greg Cote knows nothing about movies, but he does assume that anybody riding a bicycle has been racking up DUIs. Does that mean Dan has been racking up the dooeys because he was riding a bike around recently? Do you have less respect for the guy in a suit if he's riding a scooter? Plus, the gang is very concerned for Warren Sapp after his recent appearance on the local news.

Today's Cast: Dan, Greg, Chris, Roy, Tony, Zaslow

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Congratulations to Donovan Mitchell, who has taken Jimmy Butler's spot in the 'is this guy good enough to be your best player on a championship team?' debate. The gang weighs in on that, before JuJu tells us his Joker of the day that leaves Greg Cote shocked and dismayed. Plus, it was a loaded day for polls, and there are some massive results to share.

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Lane Kiffin is the subject of a new Vanity Fair article in which he claims he needed Oxford more than Oxford needed him. Do we believe him? Is that even true? Then, the best-dressed man on TV and Mike Ryan Ruiz group chat world member, Adam Lefkoe, joins the show ahead of the French Open to discuss how he became a tennis guy, why Chris Simms is his nemesis in sports media, how Greg Cote can win a Pulitzer Prize, and how the New York Knicks embarrassed his Philadelphia 76ers. Plus, is the famous parrot, Woody the Woodpecker, on the Mount Rushmore of red-headed athletes?

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Nobody knows more about Disney World than the Lopez twins, but nobody knows less about Al Pacino movies than Greg Cote. Amin said yesterday that Anthony Edwards and Victor Wembanyama will be the next Magic-Bird rivalry, but Tony thinks it may actually be Wemby and Chet Holmgren. Can anyone in the NBA actually hit Wemby in the face with an elbow?

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Sandwiched between #24 and #25 on Greg Cote's catchphrase list and the fart of the year, Luke Thomas of Morning Kombat joins us to discuss the state of the UFC's relationship with Donald Trump, Dana White claiming not to be a yes man for Donald Trump, and why the White House event will be a stain that White and the UFC may never shake.

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I could tell you about how we talked about the Oklahoma City Thunder being the first-ever sneaky dynasty, or how Stephen Ross is lying about Miami not being fit to host a Super Bowl, or even Zaslow going to Santa Fe Community College and still rooting for UM. We all know why you're here, though: there is a massive update to Greg Cote's Catchphrase Countdown, and it is the only thing that matters on today's show.

Today's Cast: Dan, Zaslow, Greg, Chris, Roy, Tony, Mike

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We revisit a couple of things Dan missed last week, including the shocking details Chris Cote revealed to his father and the Zaslow men's inability to have female children. JuJu joins us to provide his Top 4 Athletes That Should Try Comedy and has some ideas to fix the NBA. Should fans be allowed to enter the transfer portal? Also, Sean Strickland remains the worst.

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Zaslow stopped listening to the show after Tony said in five years from now there are going to be no humans driving, so he missed Amin's weekend observations where he revisits Skip Bayless' virtuoso performance from last week and Sedano wearing a bath robe. Amin also proposes that Victor Wembanyama against Anthony Edwards could the modern day Magic Johnson-Larry Bird rivalry.

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Did Draymond Green cost himself the Inside the NBA job after his appearance this past week turned heated? Is anybody in sports broadcasting actually funny? Is seeing Louis CK on a billboard in LA really that surprising? How much did Dan's turkey sandwich at LAX cost? Are the Carolina Hurricanes really going to get away with this?

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Dan missed reacting to Meadowlark Media winning a Pulitzer Prize, so he shares his disbelief that Pablo Torre's Kawhi Leonard story was honored among the other award-winning reporting. Then we recap this weekend's action in the NBA playoffs, including the New York Knicks sweeping the Philadelphia 76ers, James Harden saving the Cleveland Cavaliers' season against the Detroit Pistons, and Victor Wembanyama throwing an elbow at Naz Reid's face. Is there more than a 0.0% chance he will be suspended for even one more second?

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Our Cyclones lost the Jai-Alai championship in the most heartbreaking way possible, and Mike and Chris still have not recovered. The good news is Dan is back from LA to make them feel better by pointing out the other team could have been at the bar watching the Clones lose. Dan also wants to know whether the Miami Heat need a new good-luck charm at the NBA Draft Lottery after they failed to move up again. Plus, Miami Marlins' reliever Pete Fairbanks tells us what being dry humped is like.

Today's Cast: Dan, Zaslow, Chris, Roy, Tony, Mike

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Referees might be weirdos, but does that mean they should all be replaced by robots? Dave hits a nerve with Jeremy that coaxes him into a surprising admission. Zaslow wants to end every person named Al, Skip Bayless, and Stephen A. Smith continue to tickle the Shipping Container, and JuJu pops by for a special edition FRIDAY Thunder.

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Girl Dads™ are superheroes, and we're #blessed to have several with us here. Also, as the crew attempts to determine whether or not James Harden is the single worst playoff performer of all-time relative to his regular season success, they all get distracted by the return of Skip Bayless on First Take.

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Mike went to see Mortal Kombat II, and while he and the rest of the group were at the movie, Amin did the unthinkable. Zaslow is headed to Rolling Loud with his son this weekend, and while that's important, the Cyclones' title game tonight has taken over the discourse. Plus, what should the Miami Heat do if they get the No. 1 pick? Should they take a player or trade for Giannis Antetokounmpo?

Today's cast: Jonathan Zaslow, Dave Dameshek, Chris Cote, Amin Elhassan, Jeremy Tache, Mike Ryan, and Roy Bellamy.

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JuJu delivers his Thursday Thunder, lists his Top 5 Fringe Celebrities Who Could Break Into His NBA Finals Coverage, and updates The Polls.

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Amin has a very important question for the crew: when is it time to throw away your underwear? Then, it's time for a new episode of The Pitch Clock with the return of "Pitch Clock Jeopardy!" between Jeremy and Chris. And Marlins Radio play-by-play broadcaster and Just Baseball's Jack McMullen joins Jeremy to discuss Tarik Skubal's injury, the red-hot Tampa Bay Rays (shoutout to Dan), the promotion of Joe Mack, and his pick for the Golden Era Star of the Week.

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Long-time New York Knicks fan David Samson is here to express his overwhelming emotions over the team's success. Plus, is there an athlete whose indiscretions could get a break-in to an NBA Finals game? Are the Vegas Athletics going to have to change their name? And how did David feel about winning a Pulitzer Prize?

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Zaslow's headed to Rolling Loud, Mike's headed to Mortal Kombat II for The White Shirt Red Wine Challenge, and Dave is concerned about the blockbuster movies coming out this summer. Plus, is Draymond Green... a funny guy? And did the United States kill the World Cup?

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Jeremy has a Top 5 Reactions To Yesterday's Show in the form of his limited fake Joe Zagacki before Zaslow tells us the details of his dream last night, where he had an affair with a celebrity. Who caught him? Why did it happen? What other recurring dreams does he have? Then, the crew reacts to the New York Knicks victory over the Joel Embiid-less Philadelphia 76ers and Jimmy Haslam making it clear that Giannis Antetokounmpo will be on the move soon.

Today's cast: Jonathan Zaslow, Your ol' pal Dave Dameshek, Chris Cote, Amin Elhassan, Jeremy Tache, Mike Ryan, and Tony Calatayud.

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Chris has some regrets about how today's show went, and JuJu is ready to pounce on them. Who will take home today's Randy Ass/Guaranteed Doghouse Award? What about the It's Happened To Me Too Award?

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Jessica Smetana joins us to field some honeymoon tips from The Love Doctor, and it goes exactly where you think it would. The conversation heads into the current Hantavirus outbreak on a cruise ship that cannot find a place to dock, the fall of LIV Golf, and the plans for stars like Bryson DeChambeau once it folds, as well as whether Brad Williams could score a touchdown in an NFL game. We may also have come up with a great plan to decide which members of Meadowlark Media get the invite to Jess's wedding.

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We check back in with The Love Doctor, and he gives us advice on what to get your ex-wife for Mother's Day, as well as whether or not you should bring a fake date to Mother's Day. Amin weighs in on the emerging NBA player beef between Draymond Green and Austin Rivers. Is Draymond Green the Michael Jordan of Robert Horries?

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Nick Wright says hello to everybody except Roy. He joins us to talk about whether or not a possible Luka Doncic return will have any impact on the Los Angeles Lakers' chances in their series against the Oklahoma City Thunder. He also weighs in on Jaylen Brown's actions following the Boston Celtics' playoff exit and whether he feels threatened by any challengers to the Kansas City Chiefs. We also try to get a Brown for Giannis Antetokounmpo trade off the ground, all while The Love Guru answers some of your questions ahead of Mother's Day.

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Did the NHL rig the Draft Lottery so that the Toronto Maple Leafs would end up in position to pick Gavin McKenna? Would even more people have called it rigged if the Florida Panthers had gotten the first pick? Is Chris Cote the only person allowed to say his sister-in-law is hot? We are two weeks into the Keep Michael Yormark The Hell Away From The University of Miami and South Florida Campaign, and Mike Ryan and Zaslow remain concerned that a person David Samson called 'despicable' could be the head of UM's athletic department.

Today's Cast: Zaslow, Dave, Greg, Chris, Roy, Tony, Mike, Amin

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From Jaylen Brown going viral with his unexpected “nerd squad”…
to fans calling out Victor Wembanyama and the refs…
to Knicks fans going FULL chaos mode…

Juju and Trysta break it all down — and it gets messy fast.

Are refs actually favoring Wemby… or are fans overreacting to his insane blocks? Why is Jaylen Brown trending for something completely off-court?
And what is going on with Knicks fans right now??

What We Get Into:

• Jaylen Brown’s viral Twitch stream + the “nerd squad” moment
• Victor Wembanyama’s blocks — are refs letting him get away with TOO much??
• Knicks fans going FULL chaos mode and taking things too far
• JR Smith caught in the madness + Knicks vs Sixers fan tension
• Jalen Brunson leading the Knicks — can they actually make a run?
• Joel Embiid battling through injuries (appendix drama) — can he carry the Sixers?
• Anthony Edwards & the Wolves — statement performance
• Cade Cunningham and the Pistons — are they finally turning a corner?
• Celtics & Coach Mazzulla — what’s really going on in Boston?
• The saddest Swag Surf you’ll ever see

From Ant and the Wolves making noise…
to Embiid trying to carry everything…
to Wemby sparking real controversy…
to Knicks fans turning games into full-blown events…

This episode is pure NBA drama, analysis, and comedy.

Tap in and let us know:

Are refs actually favoring Wemby?
Is Jaylen Brown just being himself… or is this getting weird?
And are Knicks fans officially out of control??

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Today's Against the Spread presents a challenge for Zas: Will he be willing to claim the Lakers won't win *a* game against the Thunder?

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Michelle Beadle is worried about her Spurs after their loss in Game 1, but she still believes they can beat the Thunder. She also has strong takes on Amin's Pulitzer Prize, LeBron James and the Lakers, the Met Gala, and Rudy Gobert's potential psychological advantage over Wemby. Plus, is it boring to be hot?

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Pablo Torre tells us about the emotions he felt when he found out about his Pulitzer Prize and who he told first, explains to the crew what's next in his reporting on Aspiration, Steve Ballmer, and the Los Angeles Clippers, gives his opinion on Mortal Kombat II, and stuffs Jeremy in a locker.

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Ben Stiller missed the Knicks game for the Met Gala, while Chalamet snubbed the latter for the former, but what were the best looks from the night? Plus, Anthony Edwards and the Minnesota Timberwolves took down Victor Wembanyama's San Antonio Spurs despite Wemby's 12 blocks. Should we be surprised? Should the Spurs be panicked?

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We have a Pulitzer Prize winner in the studio with us: Amin Elhassan. After we celebrate Amin, Pablo, and the show's unparalleled success, Mike and Zas have some questions for Stephen Ross as to why he says Miami is out of the running to host the Super Bowl after another F1 weekend. Also, Greg's frustrated with Lionel Messi, and Jeremy is too excited about some Marlins news.

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Tony tells the team about his struggle to paint the walls in his house.

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Before we get to Amin's Weekend Observations, Zaslow tells the crew about the outlandish call time for his son's school field trip that had him up early this morning, and he also makes it clear that he knows nothing about The Cure. Also, Raygun... FRAUD.

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David Dennis Jr. is here and has some strong takes on hate-watching, candy, and how to watch Star Wars on Star Wars Day. May the fourth be with you. Plus, the crew launches into a fiery debate over which historically talented and successful athlete has had a worse impact on their teams: Aaron Rodgers or Kevin Durant?

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As much fun as we had laughing at the Celtics, it's NOW our time to laugh at the Tampa Bay Lightning. Zas calls someone a "bum," Mike says they're on a "downward trajectory," and Chris is fully capable of naming The Original 6 franchises. Also, the Orlando Magic have fired Jamahl Mosley, the NHL and NBA have BOTH had a great start to their Playoffs, and Spirit Airlines shut its doors in the middle of the day.

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. THE BOSTON CELTICS BLEW A 3-1 SERIES LEAD TO THE PHILADELPHIA 76ERS. JAYSON TATUM. JAYLEN BROWN. JOE MAZZULLA. SEE YOU IN CANCUN, CHOKERS! SOMEHOW UNDERACHIEVERS IN A "GAP YEAR." WORSE FRANCHISE THAN THE MIAMI HEAT. FALLING APART AT THE SEAMS. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Today's cast: Jonathan Zaslow, Your ol' pal Dave Dameshek, Chris Cote, Amin Elhassan, Jeremy Tache, Mike Ryan, and Tony Calatayud.

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Plus:

• The Houston Rockets — are they for real or still a year away?
• The Lakers dealing with Luka Doncic and Austin Reaves injuries — can they survive and actually make a run?
• The Portland Trail Blazers’ future after elimination — what’s next for this roster?
• Can the New York Knicks REALLY win the East?
• Joel Embiid’s monster game — can he put the 76ers on his back and drag them to the playoffs?
• LeBron James and Alperen Sengun going at it at the free throw line
• And yes… Zendaya randomly showing up at a wedding because why not

This episode has everything: NBA playoffs, hot takes, chaos, and a debate that had us arguing way longer than expected.

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Zas gives Jeremy a chance to discuss something no one else cares about, Dameshek has a real issue with something he saw on an airplane, Jason Bourne battles Brock Lesnar, and the crew searches for the greatest Romantic Comedy of All-Time.

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Dave Dameshek's wife just gave him some truly alarming information, but we have to get to Nikola Jokic's warning to the Denver Nuggets after Jaden McDaniels, Rudy Gobert, and the Minnesota Timberwolves punked their team. Also, if the Boston Celtics blow a 3-1 lead to the Philadelphia 76ers, will it be time to rethink the legacy of Jayson Tatum, Jaylen Brown, and Joe Mazzulla?

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Who came up with baseball pants, huh? Zaslow recounts his night at the Guns N' Roses concert, we enter Day 5 of 'Keep Michael Yormark The Hell Away From The University of Miami' shows, Greg Cote serenades the audience with a new song celebrating Connor McOverrated and the Edmonton Oilers, and Dave calls out Jeremy's name.

Today's cast: Jonathan Zaslow, Your ol' pal Dave Dameshek, Chris Cote, Jeremy Tache, Mike Ryan, Roy Bellamy, and Tony Calatayud.

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JuJu is disgusted by what the crew did with their ears, but that won't stop him from delivering a Joker of the Day, his Thursday Thunder picks, and some hot takes on tonight's NBA Playoffs. Plus, Dan has a theory about The Polls.

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Zaslow debates whether to attend a Guns N' Roses concert tonight, Jeremy takes a shot while Chris pokes fun at the logo of his new Marlins TV show, and Tony relives the moment he saved Wayne Newton's life. Plus, Jeremy and Chris stick around for this week's episode of The Pitch Clock as Ethan puts them to the test in a new form of trivia involving the best HR hitters of this century. Adnan Virk is here to break down all things Boston Red Sox, Philadelphia Phillies, and Munetaka Murakami.

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Is it valid to defend sports analysts against the 'You never played' argument against athletes if you can't even sit in a chair? Plus, Zas and Roy use wax candles to retrieve wax from their ears, LeBron may do something that's never been done before, and Victor Wembanyama is better than all of us.

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David issues a ruling on some of the strange in-office decorum, and it leaves Tony needing a break from the show. Plus, David has strong feelings on Michael Yormark's potential appointment at the University of Miami, ABS in MLB, the Boston Red Sox, the World Cup, the end of LIV Golf, and sex cults. Sex cults?

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Tony's day gets off to a tough start when Dan catches him flossing his teeth just before the show, and Zas admits he's scared of Q-tips. Also, with Ty Simpson going to the Los Angeles Rams earlier than expected, the show debates the merits of taking QBs early in the draft while your franchise QB is still around.

Today's cast: Dan Le Batard, Jonathan Zaslow, Chris Cote, Jeremy Tache, Mike Ryan, Roy Bellamy, and Tony Calatayud.

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Dan's dog is actually here in the studio, so while Dan lies on the floor and pets him, Zaslow and JuJu lead our Postgame Show with our Burn of the Day from Shai Gilgeous-Alexander and today's Polls and Post-Show Awards.

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Jessica is here to discuss Younghoe Koo's heroics, the NCAA Tournament expansion, and Mike Tomlin's explanation for leaving the Steelers before Zaslow asks about Euphoria, his new favorite show that he's never actually seen. Also, how should we handle the new Michael Jackson movie and the Hulk Hogan documentary? Dan's dog has some suggestions.

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Donald Trump and Russell Brand each had strange television moments in response to separate rape accusations, and they led to expert TV moments by Norah O'Donnell and Piers Morgan. Also, Late Night TV may be over with the end of Stephen Colbert, NASCAR drivers are athletes, and we introduce the show to a new character: Dan's Dog's Inner Monologue.

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After Dan issues his threat against his alma mater, the crew discusses their disdain for watching the three-point chucking Boston Celtics and why the Philadelphia 76ers may no longer be Joel Embiid's team despite his stellar night. Plus, how would YOU feel if TMZ were sending photographers into YOUR private life?

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Did you watch the Miami Marlins and Janson Junk outduel Shohei Ohtani last night? Zas didn't, but that's because he was switching back and forth between the NBA and the NHL Playoffs from his cuck chair, rather than his uncomfortable leather couch. Also, as Dan rails against Greg's apology to the Dolphins over their 1st round pick, Chris leads the group on a search for the best items you'll find in a junk drawer.

Today's cast: Dan Le Batard, Greg Cote, Jonathan Zaslow, Chris Cote, Jeremy Tache, Mike Ryan, Roy Bellamy, and Tony Calatayud.

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From the wild McDaniels vs Jokic moment after a 30-point Wolves blowout (was that layup disrespect or just basketball?) to the Deni Avdija vs Stephon Castle shove that had tempers flaring, this episode is PACKED with chaos.

They also dive into:

• The Houston Rockets and what’s going wrong
• Lu Dort’s physical play — is he crossing the line?
• Are the Blazers officially DONE?
• Scoot Henderson’s rough performance and what it means
• The growing tension across the league late in the season
• Athletes dating celebrities — distraction or part of the game?
• The Knicks hitting Magic City wings (yes, really)
• Celtics vs 76ers and what it tells us about the East

This is peak late-season NBA energy — chippy, emotional, and unpredictable.

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The entire crew's mind is blown by learning what year Carl Winslow would have been born if Family Matters had premiered today. We also deliver some NBA-themed Against the Spread picks and learn more about the 'interesting' offers Zaslow has received from random strangers.

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Paige Bueckers has addressed the media regarding her relationship with her new teammate and No. 1 overall pick Azzi Fudd. Is it fair expect privacy when your workplace relationship is in the public eye? Then, Dan hears the great sound from yesterday's show of Zion Young and Eric DeCosta for the first time, 8-seeds are performing better than ever in the NBA, and Amin can't believe Greg Cote is apologizing for his Miami Dolphins NFL Draft reaction.

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Tony and Mike, the Talladega Twins™️, have returned with stories from their experience with THE WATERMELON MAN. Plus, while the media all focus on the negativity surrounding NBA storylines like Nikola Jokic, the Pistons, the Knicks, or Kevin Durant, why can't we focus on the excellence of the Thunder? But speaking of negative, was Greg right about Connor McOverrated?!?!?!?

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Pablo Torre is smart, so we have to outsource to him for some expertise on new stories on Brendan Sorsby getting help for a sports gambling addiction, the latest charges against Terry Rozier and Damon Jones, journalists selling out for clicks, the intricacies of being a sports insider, and, most importantly, which soup is preferable to have thrown on you.

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Miami Heat President Pat Riley held his annual postseason press conference, and it left Dan with a feeling he had never had before when listening to Riley. Was this the same old or the old same? Also, Zaslow is infuriated by reports that Michael Yormark could be the next Athletic Director at the University of Miami, and he resorts to name-calling.

Today's cast: Dan Le Batard, Jonathan Zaslow, Chris Cote, Amin Elhassan, Jeremy Tache, Mike Ryan, and Tony Calatayud.

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JuJu joins the show with a perfect way to recap today's show: the Top 5 Dumb Unwritten Rules, the Top 5 People Who Didn't Want No Smoke, his Show Awards, and the results of today's polls.

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Angel Reese, Jalen Duren, Wendell Carter Jr., Megan Thee Stallion, Klay Thompson, Jacob Elordi, Sydney Sweeney, and Zendaya are the stars of this hour. So is Diego Pavia, but it didn't really feel like he belonged on this list.

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We have an update to Greg Cote's Top 50 Catchphrases list with some classics entering the fold. Then, Amin draws poorly while breaking down the final goal for the Anaheim Ducks, and don't worry, Dan, he apologized to the audio audience. Plus, Joel Embiid returns, a former Buffalo Bill has a tough time making a pick, and Amin's Top 5 Abbreviations That Should Be The Real Word.

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The NBA Playoffs are heating up, and there are superstars around the league with major storylines surrounding them. Is Kevin Durant done in Houston? Is LeBron playing his way into returning to the Lakers next year? Did Jaden McDaniels punk the Nuggets? Did Dan curse Nikola Jokic?

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No one wants to work today, but Zas, Amin, and Greg are ready for the grind. Did our show overreact to the start of the Miami Dolphins' picks in the NFL draft? Why do NHL fans have more patience than NBA fans in each sport's Playoff series? And could we be headed toward a Pat Riley retirement announcement today?    

Today's cast: Jonathan Zaslow, Greg Cote, Amin Elhassan, Chris Cote, Jeremy Tache, and Roy Bellamy.

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• The Orlando Magic making a statement with a big win
• The Phoenix Suns vs the refs — are they getting HOSED?!
• The Los Angeles Lakers outlook without Luka and relying on a 41-year-old LeBron
• What’s going on with the Philadelphia 76ers?
• Timberwolves vs Nuggets — who’s the real contender?
• Julius Randle’s defense… what is he DOING?!
• And the Blazers vs Spurs matchup — future vs future

This episode is packed with hot takes, real analysis, and the kind of debates that make NBA fans lose their minds.

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Dave wants to replace all c's with s's and k's, Zaslow has strong opinions on Dirty Dancing, and Roy introduces us to Toe Wrestling with his video of the day. We also get to some lists: JuJu has a Top 10 Things LeBron Has Done Since The Pandemic, Zaslow delivers his Top 5 Playoff Performers, and the greatest rivalries in sports that didn't exist 20 years ago.

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Greg Cote joins to revel in his 5-4 victory over Mel Kiper Jr., but the interview makes Zaslow sick and goes a bit sideways. That's a joke for the visual audience. Sorry Dan. Plus, Sean McVay doesn't seem too excited about the Rams' pick of Ty Simpson, Jalen Brunson, and the New York Knicks couldn't finish off CJ McCollum's Atlanta Hawks, the Blazers have a HUGE game at home against the Spurs, and eventually Rudy Gobert.

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Zaslow is jubilant over last night's NFL Draft livestream despite the Dolphins ruining everything by taking Kadyn Proctor over Rueben Bain. We celebrate the brilliance of Mike Baiamonte joining us to announce picks early, Dave and Lucy's trip through Pittsburgh, and Trysta's Cowboys doing... the right thing? But Jeremy has to catch up because he missed everything for a BRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCE Springsteen concert.

Today's cast: Zaslow, Your ol' pal Dave Dameshek, Chris, Jeremy, JuJu, Roy, and Trysta.

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The crew is concerned about the setup for tonight's NFL Draft livestream and whether they'll be able to tune in to NBA and NHL Playoff games. Plus, JuJu delivers both Thursday Thunder and The Polls.

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Dan is still baffled by the Kalen DeBoer extension at Alabama, and Zaslow is OUT on 'Michael' movie while Mike is IN on 'Miami Vice '85.' And is Sam Presti the greatest GM in the history of the NBA? Then, the Pitch Clock returns as Jeremy has vowed to prevent back-to-back wins by Chris in Pitch Clock Trivia, and Bobby Wagner of Tipping Pitches joins the show to crash out over his New York Mets and break down the details of the Colorado Rockies and Los Angeles Dodgers feud and the rise of both José Soriano and Angel Pages.

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Dan says we'll get to the NBA now, but we need approximately 8 more minutes on something else first. We have never seen a player directly go after a referee the way Devin Booker did last night, but who should we blame more for the Thunder's flopping: the refs or the Thunder themselves? Plus, Jeremy gets kicked out of the room but returns to deliver a tight five on yesterday's show. Breathy, though.

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After weighing in on Mike's Top 5 Iconic Home Runs In Marlins History, David weighs in on the latest in the Mike Vrabel and Dianna Russini story after last night's late-night news dump that Vrabel will miss Day 3 of the NFL Draft for counseling. Is this a PR mistake? Is this a legitimate excuse? Can New England Patriots' executives make Vrabel do and say what they want? Does journalistic integrity play an actual role in the fallout?

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Dan welcomes Jeremy back after a day off with immediate skepticism, Mike spent yesterday afternoon at a Miami Marlins matinee, and the crew dissects the Miami Hurricanes' chances of having several 1st Round Picks in tonight's NFL Draft and learns about communist Spam. (Yes, I know, you already thought the show itself was the communist spam, but, no, no, no, this is new communist Spam.)

Today's cast: Dan, Zaslow, Chris, Jeremy, JuJu, Mike, and Trysta.

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We wrap up today's show by revisiting the subject that has hung over the show all week: is Jaws a horror movie or a shark movie?

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The fallout from the last hour continues, and we break down the show's reactions further, including a hilarious Greg Cote moment he didn't even realize happened. Should we bring back Dr. Fred Johnson tomorrow night as the show's NFL Draft expert? After that, Ronan Farrow joins the show to discuss his latest piece about Sam Altman, the dangers of AI, and why Altman is beefing with Elon Musk.

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It's hard to describe exactly what happened in this hour, so we'll leave it at this: Dan was left speechless for the first time in his career.

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NBA this, Tiago Splitter that, we all know why you're really here: Greg Cote has Nos. 20 and 19 on his list of Top 50 Catchphrases, and they are DOOZIES.

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Greg Cote regales us with stories about The Lone Ranger as we learn whether his sidekick, Tonto, was actually Native American. We discuss Dwyane Wade telling people to stop playing on his name, while Trysta tells us the Cam'ron-Jey Uso fight story from her perspective. But the hour eventually derails into a Greg Cote story that ends with his mother finding dozens of dead cats by a river on Bird Rd that does not exist.

Today's Cast: Dan, Zaslow, Greg, Chris, Roy, Tony, Trysta, Juju

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After Roy gives us a thorough breakdown of his Video of the Day, Mike and Zas share their genuine reaction to WrestleMania, including a special moment for Brock Lesnar.

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Jessica is here to determine whether Todd Haley indeed twerked after a UFL win, and to tell us about a parachuter who crashed into the Virginia Tech Jumbotron, how the Cavaliers accidentally made their playoff slogan a reference to diarrhea, and a FIU story that is very different from the one Tony thought she was bringing up.

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Everyone has a team or player they unreasonably hate across sports, and for Dan, it's the New York Knicks. He also hates the volume of leaf blowers. Also, there's never been an athlete quite like LeBron James in terms of us shrugging our shoulders at THE GREATEST THINGS WE'VE EVER SEEN.

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Mike Ryan proclaims himself the Tucker Carlson of Miami Heat fandom before Pablo Torre joins the show seconds after winning a Webby Award for Best Sports Podcast, and he seems bored by it. Pablo explains his latest stories on The Onion purchasing Infowars, James Dolan surveilling his perceived enemies, Pete Hegseth and Kash Patel's latest controversies, and the evil of Sam Altman. So, a light hour.

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Was Zaslow actually watching the Carolina Hurricanes and Ottawa Senators during his Tablet Time? Would Miami Heat fans feel like Bam Adebayo is a superstar if he weren't actually on the team already? Should the New York Knicks and Jalen Brunson be worried? Is Dan's pronunciation of "Boricua" worse than the Pirates broadcasters'? We'll answer every one of these questions before Zaslow's wife, Tamara, joins the show.

Today's cast: Dan, Zaslow, Chris, Jeremy, Mike, Roy, and Tony.

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JuJu goes in the way-back machine for his Top 5, offers a salute to Wemby and the Spurs' older generation, warns Knicks fans, and delivers updates on The Polls.

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There was a blockbuster NFL trade ahead of the Draft later this week, and Ryan Day has a new idea for College Football. Plus, it's also time for Amin to stop by, not as Fake Drunk Kash Patel, but as himself, to deliver his Weekend Observations, including media name drops, a Christian, and too much self-promotion.

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If you had 'dilution of the truth in exchange for access' on your Dan Bingo Card, congratulations! You're a winner! Plus, the multi-billion-dollar MLB sale, an Alabama football player's theatrical caper, and the shark movie genre is taking yet another step in its continued march toward film greatness.

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In this episode of Alley Oop, Juju and Trysta break down Steph’s explosive second half that kept the Golden State Warriors alive when it mattered most. When the lights get bright, Curry delivers—and this was one of those legacy-type stretches.

But that’s just the start:

• The Portland Trail Blazers are quietly exceeding expectations, and Deni Avdija is becoming a serious factor
• Is Paolo Banchero being held back? The Orlando Magic situation is getting messy, and the coach might be on the hot seat
• LaMelo Ball gets fined after taking down Bam Adebayo — fair or foul?

From clutch performances to coaching drama and rising teams, this episode covers everything shaking up the NBA right now.

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Jeremy is allowed to talk about something he likes, and it goes about how you'd expect, so we kick things over to Tom Bogert for his latest reporting on the World Cup, ticket prices, and Team USA. Plus, you'll never guess who in this crew has the best story of getting into a fight.

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Did the Dallas Wings make a mistake by not allowing Azzi Fudd to answer questions about her relationship with Paige Bueckers? And after discussing Luka Doncic and Cade Cunningham skirting the 65-game rule, Tony delivers his Top 5 Postseason Storylines, and Jeremy introduces the topics he brought to the show that no one gives a s*** about.

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We've got a win-and-in night at the fronton tonight, but something happened at the start of the show that might ruin everything for the Cyclones. Also, turns out LaMelo never reached out to Bam, but should Chris Martin reach out to the woman from the Coldplay concert? And what would the NBA Playoffs look like with the NHL Playoffs' format?

Today's cast: Zaslow, Your ol' pal Dave Dameshek, Chris, Jeremy, Mike, Roy, and Tony.

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Coming off a victory in his last Thursday Thunder, JuJu has another one cooked up for this week before he discusses NBA Play-In, Zaslow's doomscrolling find, and one of the biggest polls of the week.

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Chris never feels cooler than when he's jaywalking, and Zas doesn't understand why people are live-streaming Coachella, which is why he'll be attending Rolling Loud with his son. Plus, The Pitch Clock returns with Aram Leighton of Just Baseball discussing some of the best and brightest in the game, and Chris attempting to get his first W of the season against Jeremy in Pitch Clock Trivia.

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Sean McDonough, the man behind the most emotional call in Panthers history, is here to discuss his Syracuse group text, laying out in the biggest moments, and the potential villains for the upcoming NHL Playoffs. Also, Mike calls a certain someone who runs the UFC a 'gaslighting hypocrite,' and Zas gets question-mogged.

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After revealing Roy's Video of the Day, David stops by to discuss why he likes the NBA Play-In, the potential end of Saudi investment in American sports, the lowly Mets, and hecklers before Chris sets up a head-to-head matchup in a game of chess with someone close to the show.

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Florida Panthers Hockey is over, Grover, and Zas, Mike, and Chris decide which teams they least want to win the Stanley Cup. Also, the NBA says LaMelo Ball should have been ejected from Tuesday's game against the Heat, Steph Curry is still good at basketball, and Zaslow's wife treats him like a child.

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JuJu leads us toward a Joker, Hero, and MVP of the Day before updating the Polls and giving us his official NBA Finals prediction.

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Jessica is here to let us know that, despite Greg's wishes for everything to cost what it did in the 90s, the World Cup may price all of us out. She's also informationmaxxing about why Guy Fieri apologized for something that happened at the UFC event in Miami, who has the best free restaurant bread, and the origins of Clavicular.

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Now that this misery of a season is over, where should the Heat go from here? A full rebuild through the draft? Giannis? KAWHI? Then, another coach is gone from Inter Miami, and Tony tells the story of a strange interaction at a [redacted] sub shop.

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Jemele Hill joins the show to discuss Dianna Russini's resignation from The Athletic amid the controversy surrounding her and Mike Vrabel. We dive into journalistic standards, the perceptions women face in the industry, the 24-hour news cycle, the impact of social media on breaking news, and other details surrounding this complicated story.

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So... the Heat season is over. Is the franchise? LaMelo Ball took a cheap shot on Bam Adebayo, Miami lost him for the game, and all hell broke loose from there for a wacky, entertaining, competitive, dramatic, and heartbreaking game for all involved. Plus, Dan explains exactly how close the Heat were to acquiring Giannis Antetokounmpo. Also, Trae Young is a Wizard.

Today's cast: Dan, Greg, Zaslow, Chris, Jeremy, Mike, Roy, and Tony.

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On this episode of Alley Oop, JuJu and Trysta break down their Play-In predictions for teams like the Philadelphia 76ers, Miami Heat, Portland Trail Blazers, Denver Nuggets, Minnesota Timberwolves, Atlanta Hawks, and New York Knicks — who survives and who’s going home early?

But that’s just the start…

• Doc Rivers resigns?! What does it mean for the league?
• Shaquille O'Neal forcing a proposal — fair or FOUL?!

From serious playoff implications to absolutely wild off-court moments, JuJu and Trysta cover it ALL with their signature mix of insight and chaos.

Drop your Play-In picks in the comments — who’s making it out alive?

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Greg FINALLY gets to his discussion on Rueben Bain, and JuJu provides updates on the WNBA Draft and 76ers playoff tickets before his Top 5 People Who Snatched Victories From the Jaws of Defeat.

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Bonzi Wells is here to discuss the origins of the new Untold Documentary about his 'Jail Blazers' and how grateful he is to be able to tell his side of the story. Who was misunderstood? How has his perspective changed? And will Bonzi be the best-ever at playing our 'Top 5 Bucket Getter' game? Plus, the conversation hasn't happened until Greg Cote speaks.

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Are you surprised a Walrus is larger than a Wildebeest? Will the Lakers win a single game this postseason? And are more of the players who've had a spectacular career post-40 great with their pliability or their lie ability?

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We have two new additions to Greg Cote's Top 50 Catchphrases, and we'll eventually get to the second one. What do you think it was like the first time a human saw someone sneeze? Plus, Shams goes after Doc Rivers, Italy has a renewed shot at the World Cup, and Dan and Greg relive a trip to Downtown LA in the 90s.

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Is it a Win-Win Game? A Die-Die Game? No, it's a Day-Day-Dayenu Game. As the crew prepares for this fake playoff game, it begs the question: Are the Heat the best fake playoff team ever? As Zas and Mike debate whether or not to root for the Heat tonight, Jeremy checks in from across the street at the Kaseya Center, where the energy is palpable.

Today's cast: Dan, Greg, Zaslow, Chris, Jeremy, Mike, Roy, and Tony.

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It wasn't Dan's best day* at the office, but hey... It's Monday.

*That's according to Dan himself. I, Jeremy, would never say that. I have only the highest praise for our fearless leader.

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Amin is here for his Weekend Observations, and while he mostly wants to talk NBA Playoffs, he also has to tell a few people to gtfoh. Then, Zas takes the pin out of a conversation from the Local Hour, Mike recaps some of the weekend's action at Coachella, and Zas thinks he's cool for liking wrestling.

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UFC talk continues until Tony introduces a cringey video that forces the crew to physically walk out of the room. Plus, have you ever seen a sports season where the major takeaway is 'nobody cares?'

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Dan starts a game that he may grow to regret. Thanks to Jeremy's colossal error in the Local Hour, we run through some of the worst mistakes of the last couple of weeks. Plus, LeBron James steps into another opportunity for greatness, the crew revels in the glory of Heat Centers from yesteryear, and Donald Trump attends the UFC event in Miami.

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Dan is concerned everyone might be a little slow on this Monday morning, but there's no way the crew would choke the way Rory McIlroy ALMOST did at The Masters this early in the week. As a result, Mike has unique expertise to offer from Canes Spring Camp, Jeremy shows off his linguistic skills, and Tony is on a post-Easter kindness spree.

Today's cast: Dan, Zaslow, Roy, Jeremy, Mike, and Tony.

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• Cade Cunningham’s return and what it means for the Detroit Pistons
• The controversial Sacramento Kings foul — accident or strategy?
• Shaquille O'Neal’s Mount Rushmore and who got snubbed
• The wild Anthony Davis / Nico Harrison call fallout
• Kevin Durant vs Dillon Brooks trash talk heating up

From OKC’s rise to league-wide drama, this episode covers EVERYTHING shaping the NBA right now.
-Is OKC actually a title contender?
-Is Chet building one of the weirdest legacies ever?
-And what was that Kings foul REALLY about?

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Tony has his Top 5 storylines heading into the NBA Playoffs, and he has the balls to ask the question that nobody is asking: Can the Thunder go back-to-back? Kyle Van Noy responded to our Lamar Jackson discourse from yesterday, and Zaslow wants to know what happened to 140 characters.

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The Miami Heat have waived Terry Rozier and opened up a roster spot just in time to be the 10th seed and get bounced from the playoffs. With the Pittsburgh Penguins locking up a surprise playoff spot, the gang discusses their favorite teams of all time that never won a championship. Have you ever walked out of a movie? If you clap in a movie theater, who is there to accept your clapping? What the hell goes on there in the South of France? And oh yeah, Dave Dameshek almost fought Wayne Gretzky.

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Have you ever cut a vacation short? Does Zaslow's wife call him Zas? What happens if the Heat don't get Giannis this summer? Why did Dan say Zaslow won't watch the Stanley Cup Playoffs yesterday? Do we have any idea what bail is like in Tijuana? Why?

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JuJu gives us his Top 5 NBA storylines we should be talking about and continues the investigation into whether or not Greg Cote was the inspiration for Steve Carell's character in Rooster.

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An alarm that we refuse to listen to is going off at The Elser, so we use it to our advantage and try to get a new "Fire Starter" take segment off the ground. Greg Cote's inner monologue makes an appearance before Mike Schur joins Jeremy on this week's edition of Pitch Clock to discuss what is going wrong with his Boston Red Sox early in the MLB season.

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We dissect Zaslow's terrible question to Dusty May, and David Samson tries to defend Zas, who admits he does not deserve it. It leads Zaslow to reveal the worst professional mistake of his career, and Greg Cote thinks Zas may have taken a half step back. But once David Samson's Inner Monologue makes its debut, this hour goes completely off the rails.

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Has Lamar Jackson lost a step? What about a half step? Did he previously gain a step? Would that mean he has not lost a step and a half? Plus, Dusty May joins the show fresh off winning a National Championship that he has yet to enjoy, and Zaslow asks him an all-time bad question.

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Dan has finally done it: he has proclaimed that Nikola Jokic is a better offensive player than Michael Jordan. Too bad nobody cares, because the only discourse surrounding the NBA right now is about tanking and the 65-game rule, which is driving Zaslow insane.

Today's cast: Dan, Zaslow, Greg, Chris, Roy, Tony, Mike.

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Mike and Jeremy talk around the conflict in the new movie 'The Drama.' Once you reach their spoiler warning, stop listening if you're interested in seeing the movie. There is also a genuine content warning for that section, so please proceed with caution.

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Jessica is here to not only witness Greg's attempt to break a tennis racket, but also to explain why the Atlanta Dream pulled off a heist, how his latest outburst will affect Geno Auriemma's legacy, and why Jeremy was (sort of) right.

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Could the Celtics trade for Giannis? Could 62-year-old Walt Weiss beat up all of us? Could Greg break a tennis racket by throwing it into the ground? Could Michael Malone turn UNC around in a single year?

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Nick Wright demands an apology from Mike Ryan for a bet that is still 9 years away from being paid off. He also delivers eloquent takes on the NBA's need for Adam Silver's intervention, the three biggest storylines in basketball this season, Michael Malone's decision to choose college over the pros, and the show's popularity, but the crew is too distracted by Greg's breathing to react to any of it.

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After a late night with our South Florida Sports Equinox Livestream, that began with Papi's case for the Best Musical Performance Suey Award and ended with Dan ruining Sandy Alcantara's dominant night for the Marlins, it's time for Greg Cote to get 40 carries. He hits the ground running with Numbers 24 and 23 on his list of Top Greg Cote Catchphrases.

Today's cast: Dan, Greg, Zaslow, Chris, Jeremy, Mike, Roy, and Tony.

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• Is Rookie of the Year already locked for Cooper Flagg… or is Kon Knueppel coming for it?

Then it gets WILD:

• Giannis Antetokounmpo might have half the league as family
• Angel Reese Atlanta move talk
• Stephen Curry returns
• Brandin Podziemski is FEELING himself
• Nikola Jokic vs Victor Wembanyama

Juju & Trysta cover EVERYTHING — fast, funny, and unfiltered.

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Forget your silly Top Fives, JuJu has a Top TEN Brothers In NBA History.

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Mike is furious about a needlessly salacious story about Rory McIlroy, and Tony has a new edition of Greg Cote's Back in my Day. Then, DeMaurice Smith joins the crew to discuss his years as the head of the NFLPA, what the PA can do for players and their mental health, and why he forced himself to hate the game of football.

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David is supposed to be our finance guy, but he is SHOCKED to learn of the salaries mascots are making these days. And while the crew tries to help him come up with some new catchphrases, David explains how teams decide to hit other players with baseballs, Mike enjoys multiple basketball games, and Jeremy gets emotional about Artemis II, as Zas and Tony laugh in his face.

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The University of North Carolina has hired a new Head Basketball Coach in former Nuggets coach Michael Malone, but why wasn't it Thomas Lloyd or William Donovan?

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Chris Cote is here with a tip of the cap to lead our crew toward the Sports Equinox Livestream tonight, but it could seemingly be interrupted by the end of the world as we know it. There's not really anything funny to say about it. Just... scary. SO LET'S TALK GIANNIS DRAMA!

Today's cast: Dan, Zaslow, Chris, Jeremy, Mike, Roy, and Tony.

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There's some huge breaking news in the WNBA that directly impacts JuJu's favorite team. Plus, his Top 5 People Who Already Blew It In The Year 2026 and a couple of birthday wishes.

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The show is on the hunt for both a newspaper and a pay phone, things Dan cannot believe are so difficult to find anywhere in Miami. Plus, Amin stops by for his Weekend Observations, including the drama between the Milwaukee Bucks and Giannis Antetokounmpo, his HOF credentials, and some truly terrible puns. And Tony introduces a new game called, "Who He Play For?"

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No matter how much you try to get him to do it, Zaslow will NOT speak for Black people. Also, did you know Papi is a thief and that Kobe is God?

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Dan is very proud of himself for escaping accusations of accidental racism, and Geno Auriemma lashes out against Dawn Staley in a way that we can only describe as 'sore loser behavior.' Then, Luke Thomas is here to discuss UFC Freedom 250, what to expect, and all the ways UFC is tied to Donald Trump's presidency, whether they want to be or not. Also, Tony takes a stumble.

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So, 'The Big Suey' will hereforth be called 'Hour 1,' but not the first hour of the show, which remains the 'Local Hour,' and so the second hour is 'Hour 1,' not Hour 2, and that is because 'Hour 2' is actually the third hour, and the fourth hour is now Hour 3. Got it? Also, the best baseball play ever made was supplanted by another play over the weekend, but that play wasn't the greatest play of the weekend. Got it?

Today's cast: Dan, Zaslow, Chris, Jeremy (on vocal rest), Mike, Roy, and Tony.

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• NBA Playoffs heating up (what’s real vs fake contenders)
• Los Angeles Clippers making noise
• MVP race debates
• LeBron James vs Memphis Grizzlies drama
• And the funniest moment of the week — the Washington Wizards prank that has everyone talking

From college dominance to NBA chaos, this episode has EVERYTHING.

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Is it smart to silence the dissenting voices around your business? Is Luka's injury going to ruin everything? Did the New York Post copy Zas? What year would you want to live in forever?

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Jess stops by to walk us through the Women's Final Four matchups, Director's Cuts, Tiger Woods' call to 'The President,' and the latest on the drama over Reese's Peanut Butter Cups. We also listen to some brilliant new sound from Steve Holman, the man who brought you 'The Heat are resorting to thuggery.'

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Zas has oddly returned from his 'skiing trip' on a Friday, and with that, he has a Top 5 "Did You Guys See This?" Moments from his time away. Also, Tony has some thoughts on trips to the moon, and Amin takes a certain New York venue and schools Zas on his own hometown airport.

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JuJu helps Amin and the Shipping Container catch up on the headlines they missed from around the sports world today and lets us know about a very special new street name in Miami. Plus, a LOADED Thursday Thunder following his Joker of the Day.

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After discussing the new additions to the Basketball Hall of Fame, Mike reveals a new place where he'd love to be a fly on the wall. Then, David joins Jeremy as the baseball expert on this week's Pitch Clock, and Luis pinch hits for Chris Cote as he and Jeremy go head-to-head in a build-your-team edition of Pitch Clock Trivia.

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Jiří Procházka has a fight coming up across the street for UFC 327 at the Kaseya Center, so he stops by in person to discuss his creative training regimen, how he prepares for fear, the greatest feelings of his life, and to make Jeremy fear for his.

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David Samson stops by, but before we can get to him, just seven quick things. David dives into Marlins attendance, TV deals across sports, and his movie review before we watch one of the funniest videos to ever surface from Nothing Personal.

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EVERYONE in the office is in on the Miami Marlins and Major League Baseball, and the crew is ready to show up to games as Sandy Alcantara has asked them to. Then, after a night where the Heat allowed the most points they've ever allowed in a single quarter to the Boston Celtics, Mike and Amin get into a legitimate shouting match over the Heat's front office strategy at this year's deadline. This is one of the best days of Dan's life.

Today's cast: Dan, Amin, Chris, Jeremy, Mike, Roy, and Tony.

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Tensions continue to escalate around the Philadelphia Eagles, the video team finally gets the video Dan asked for 90 minutes ago, and Mark Cuban regrets who he sold the Mavericks to.

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TYT's Brett Erlich joins the show to discuss the feud between Elon Musk and Jon Stewart, then claims he follows everyone on the show, even though he barely follows anyone. After he departs, we revisit our past Looks Like March Sadness Champions and the legendary voices that have brought them through our speakers for more than a decade, and Greg Cote reveals the Final Four of Mount GregFour. Plus, Mike rips into the USMNT after another embarrassing loss in the lead-up to this summer's home World Cup.

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Trysta joins the show and weighs in on the Jaden Ivey and Tiger Woods situations. How responsible should Ivey's mother — the head coach of the Notre Dame women's college basketball team — be for her daughter's actions? She then tries to take a victory lap on Dan Hurley and UConn basketball, but derails the show and leads us into a discussion of Greg Cote's feet and ingesting weed gummies rectally.

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Has April Fool's Day lost its juice in a post-truth world? Tony is fascinated by the merger of Japanese and American Twitter and Greg Cote continues to be fascinated by Tiger Woods as he seeks treatment following his recent DUI arrest. Amin proposes an interesting solution for Tiger before the show pivots to an epic mistake that MLB umpire CB Bucknor made last night that has made his stint behind the dish today must-watch television.

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Dan wants to steal Greg Cote's Top 50 Catchphrases from The Greg Cote Show with Greg Cote, but Greg doesn't have his 24th catchphrase ready just yet. Inter Miami opens its new stadium this weekend, and Dan wonders whether teams will eventually need fans in their stadiums. Plus, Mike Ryan was at Miami Hurricanes' spring practice and calls Malachi Toney both 'baby Jesus' and a 'prodigal son.'

Today's Cast: Dan, Greg, Chris, Roy, Tony, Mike, Amin

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On this episode of the Alley Oop Basketball Show, Juju and Trysta react to one of the WILDEST moments of March Madness as UConn’s Mullins hits the shot of a lifetime—an instant classic that will live forever in tournament history.

But that’s just the start…

Is Coach Hurley building a modern college basketball dynasty at UConn?

• Are the Knicks officially in trouble… or are fans overreacting?
• Caitlin Clark working with the NBA?! And her take on Nikola Jokic
• March Madness update: who’s rising, who’s DONE
• Did the Pacers just tank on purpose?!
• Raptors vs Magic breakdown and what it actually means

This episode is PACKED with takes, chaos, and real talk from around the basketball world.

Drop your takes in the comments:
Was Mullins’ shot the BEST of March Madness so far? And are the Knicks cooked??

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JuJu is here to deliver both a Joker AND Playa of the Day, but he, Amin, and Tony also have some words for the writers of 'Paradise.'

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Mike praises Radko Gudras for willingly taking a beating before Michelle Beadle joins us, while putting aside all her bias, to make a case for Wemby for MVP. Also, the Atlanta Hawks? Anyone? Allen Funt? Anyone? Anyone?

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The games are about to get really good in Women's College Basketball, there's an update on Tiger Woods' car crash, and, because it's a Tuesday, Greg Cote unsurprisingly has a 'Back in my Day.'

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An Olaf animatronic seized at a Disney park in one of the most disturbing and hilarious videos the show has ever seen. Then, John Tortorella is back (Jack), and Jaden Ivey's crash-out and subsequent release from the Chicago Bulls offer more questions than answers.

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Dan hatches a plan to host a South Beach Sessions with his squatter, Kash Patel somehow has a worse week than Chris Paddack, the crew returns to the Rally Rooster from the Marlins Spanish Broadcast, and Greg makes a reference from 1888. Plus, hey! The Heat had a big win!

Today's cast: Dan, Greg, Roy, Amin, Jeremy, Mike, and Tony.

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Before updating the Polls and dishing out his Joker of the Day, JuJu delivers his Top 5 Things That Children Today Would Be So Appalled To Learn Was Normal For Kids Back In The Day.

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Tony was surprised by how fast baseball moves now; Dan will not assume innocence until proven guilty with Alec Bohm's parents, and Amin loses his mind on bike riders during his Weekend Observations. Plus, Pitbull is skirting his FIU responsibilities.

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Tiger Woods crashed his car yet again as his story continues to be a somber one of pain, addiction, and dreadful decision-making. What will it take for Tiger to start making better decisions? Also, Dan makes a bold prediction about a potential Raptors-Knicks series.

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Amin has never been happier than listening to the Duke announcer's call as they blew the lead against UConn, and Jeremy can't stop talking about the Fish. Plus, is Michael Jordan happier as a NASCAR guy than he ever was as the greatest basketball player who's ever lived?

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Dan starts the show by attempting to connect with the youths by mentioning classic young people programs like 1977's Smokey and the Bandit, and continues by accidentally being racist toward his own people. Plus, Duke chokes, the Marlins get off to their best start in 17 years, and the Miami Heat...well.

Today's cast: Dan, Amin, Chris, Jeremy, Mike, Roy, and Tony.

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While we're all excited about Opening Day, let's not forget about our UFL brethren who ALSO kick off their season today. Plus, a new nickname proposal for Caleb Williams, and Tony introduces the crew to a little thing called "The 'Are We Friends?' Theory."

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Jess stops by to inform the crew about the NCAA Women's Tournament, break down the Will Wade hire by LSU, explain why Syracuse's coach is angry about the repetitive nature of her team's bracket placement, and to teach Zaslow who Chappell Roan is.

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Dave Dameshek is a fan of those little pork things the Miami crew has for breakfast, and he's also a bigger fan of MLB than the NBA, which leads to a good old-fashioned sports debate. Plus, Tony's headed to his first-ever Opening Day tonight and needs to learn a thing or two about the Marlins, Mike is ready to connect with the franchise, and Zas has a word for the Minnesota Wild play-by-play broadcaster.

Today's cast: Zaslow, Your ol' pal Dave Dameshek, Chris, Jeremy, Mike, and Tony.

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When it comes to JuJu Gotti, he wants David to know that everything is rooted in love.

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Senator Mark Kelly is a perennial optimist, but even he can admit that the country is currently in a bit of disarray. He joins the show to discuss the President's lack of strategy regarding Iran, ICE's slush fund, TSA, and why the administration is costing everyday Americans a chance at a normal life. Then, with that very logical lead-in, it's time for The Pitch Clock! Happy Opening Day, everyone! See you at 3:00 p.m.!

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Dan starts our hour with Tony's friend and Team USA Flag Football QB, Nico Casares, by bringing up the Puka Nacua controversy, so... good spot for him. But once Tony explains what Juego De Manos means, Nico details what it was like to take down the greatest players in the NFL on a national stage. He also has hot takes. But don't worry, folks, we get back to Puka stuff once he heads out. Normal hour.

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Dan, who apparently runs a side hustle as our Social Media Editor, spends yet another hour trying to paint David as a he-man woman-hater. David dishes out his expertise on MLB Opening Night on Netflix and tells the story of the time he hung up on Jeb! Bush.

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It's a post-truth apocalypse, and within it, we learn some truths about Barry Bonds and the Yankees, the NBA photoshops in the Philippines, Aaron Judge's age, and Bob Barker's disturbing behavior.

Today's cast: Dan, Zaslow, Chris, Jeremy, Mike, and Tony.

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Maybe don't listen to the lyrics of certain songs if you feel a certain way about certain stuff.

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Greg Cote, whose voice sounds like he swallowed the sands of time, introduces us to a few new phrases from his Top 50 catchphrases, and he also tells us about the 4 categories from his Mount Gregfour, a segment with 4 Mount Gregmores in it, which, of course, are lists of 5 things, like a Top 5, but not a Top 5.

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Trysta, donned in her cardigan, and JuJu each have competing Top 5s, in no particular order: Top 5 College Basketball Names and Top 5 Sentences That If You Would Have Told Me Happened Before The Season I Would Have Told You To Stay Off The Weed. Also, Chris leaves the show in shame.

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You'll be hard-pressed to find someone in sports media who is more anti-Wemby than Nick Wright. Now, everyone loves him, so that's not a very high bar to clear, but still. Plus, is Paul George using his mental health as a crutch in a way that diminishes what mental health care truly is?

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Today's cast: Dan, Greg, Zaslow, Chris, Jeremy, Mike, Roy, and Tony.

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Juju and Trysta kick things off with the INSANE buzzer-beater that saw Luke Kennard win it for the Lakers in dramatic fashion — one of the wildest finishes of the season.
From there, the chaos continues as they dive into March Madness, including the Florida Gators making noise, St. John’s staying hot under their winning coach, and the Vanderbilt game that had everyone talking.
The conversation heats up with Miami’s performance, plus major NBA storylines — including Luka’s shocking suspension, the return of Jalen Williams, and Steph Curry back in action.
This episode is packed with clutch moments, controversy, and tournament madness you don’t want to miss.
Tap in for all the takes, reactions, and debates.

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Greg calls South Beach Sessions Dan's "career opus," which suddenly turns Dan back into a writer for no discernible reason.

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Brad Williams is going to the bathroom too much.

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It's hard to believe, but Joe Biden called Greg Cote last week and left him a voicemail. Even harder to believe? Biden ALSO had post-cruise voice. Plus, iguanas at the Miami Open, Zaslow's greatest theatrical performance, an update of the Looks Like tournament, and the Top 5 Teams and Athletes 'Roy' Likes To Watch.

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Dusty May is well on his way to winning a National Title at Michigan, so we spend the majority of our time with him sending Zas into a driverless car, forcing him to talk about Boca Raton, and playing a game of May or May Not where Dan seemingly has no idea how to ask a question. Also, did you know Dan grew up in a market?

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Jeremy is Roy, Roy is Siegfried, and Dan is annoyed. But last night, the Spurs took it to the Heat as Miami lost its fifth straight game, but we'll tell you the biggest takeaway: Victor Wembanyama is worth the price of admission.

Today's cast: Dan, Greg, Zaslow, Chris, Amin, Jeremy (Roy), Mike, and Roy (Siegfried).

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Dan wants the crew to discuss the success of Project Hail Mary, but Amin and JuJu leave him No Other Choice but to talk Peter Parker and them boys. Plus, JuJu has, according to Dan, some free game that has no cost.

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Rachel Nichols stops by to take a tour around the NBA, including the best results for the Knicks and the Lakers, Wemby's unprecedented excellence, and the 'sucky' 65-game rule, but as a woman, she also has very strong thoughts on Zaslow's willingness to ignore Jury Duty.

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Zas and Chris are exhausted after getting dominated in a street hockey tournament over the weekend. Plus, Dan is fascinated by whatever is going on that's keeping Christian Wilkins out of the league, but quick! Which one is controversial: The Pussycat Dolls, Josie & The Pussycats, or Pussy Riot?

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Did you think a bunch of NFL stars could lose a flag football game to non-NFL athletes? Do you think Papi could beat up Laker fans? Is it possible for Luka to rack up the most technical fouls of all time? Will Amin's Weekend Observations allow the show to speak freely?

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After the greatest single-season turnaround in Men's College Basketball history, the Miami Hurricanes' season has finally come to an end, and the crew is already concerned about Jai Lucas' future. Plus, after the Heat's 7-game win streak, they're now on a 4-game losing streak, so they're, you know, back in the play-in.

Today's cast: Dan, Zaslow, Amin (eventually), Chris, Jeremy, Mike, Roy, and Tony.

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Okay, so it was LeBron, Luka, Tommy Hutton, Chuck Norris, and now...Jeremy. Chris gives advice on how to watch March Madness, Zas knows 'bout that 'nertia during Tony's new game called "Better Than Jordan," and Dave Dameshek believes Malik Willis should already be asking out of Miami.

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Zaslow and the crew discuss the best moments from the first day of March Madness, but on a day that's already been full of legends, they have to add another to the discussion as we learn mid-hour that Chuck Norris has passed away. Upon hearing the crushing news, Dave shares a heartfelt tribute to a name that has carried fame across decades.

(See, Dan? Your voice is still here even when you're not! Across decades!)

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LeBron James and Luka Doncic came down to Miami and delivered epic performances as they beat the Heat, and the crew was blown away by what they saw. That said, Zaslow has accused a joyful Jeremy of being too much in LeBron's camp. And speaking of legends, Marlins color commentator Tommy Hutton is set to retire after this season, and he stops by to share the best stories from his years in Major League Baseball, his favorite calls, and to...make fun of Jeremy? Oh, come on!

Today's cast: Zaslow, Your ol' pal Dave Dameshek, Chris, Jeremy, Mike, Roy, and Tony.

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LeBron sets a new personal record, Giannis continues to disagree with the franchise he chose to stay with, and JuJu delivers a Thursday Thunder ahead of March Madness.

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The crew discusses a splashy, new menu item at loanDepot park and Tony's upcoming trip to Talladega. Then, the Pitch Clock returns for another edition of "Pitch Clock Jeopardy!" between Jeremy and Chris, and Jake Mintz joins Jeremy for a recap of the spectacle that was the World Baseball Classic and a preview of next week's Opening Day.

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Everyone's favorite College Basketball broadcaster, John Fanta, joins the show to dish out some upset picks, react to the Looks Like tournament, and relive the misery of his Brown fandom. Plus, we finally get to the details of the Trial of the Century.

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David Samson is here to discuss the new WNBA Collective Bargaining Agreement. David believes this is a massive win for the owners and calls any other interpretation 'spin,' but after Jeremy and Mike offer counterpoints, it leads Mike to turn to Jeremy off-microphone to say 'I think we bodied him.'

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The trial of the century has the crew ready to go, but you know who's not? The cruise-addled Greg Cote. Also, Miami is trying to do the impossible against Mizzou, we relive the Jai Alaites of yesterday's livestream for the Cyclones, and Dan breaks down in tears over the Dolphins reportedly holding onto De'Von Achane.

Today's cast: Dan, Zaslow, Chris, Jeremy, Mike, and Tony.

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JuJu is here to update the polls, but first, he has some awards to dish out to the crew for their respective days on the show.

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Did Maxx Crosby get hurt because he had long legs on a drive? Is Zas brave for his March Madness picks? What's the deal with WNBA collective bargaining? Why does Jess wish David were here?

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The crew is feeling the Jai as they prepare for their first-ever Jai Alaivestream later today. Then, Dan, Mike, Tony, Greg and Jeremy lead a conversation on the United States' potential intervention in Cuba. Chris and Zas? Notably absent. Roy gets a pass.

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Domonique is here to discuss Jaylen Waddle, the Dolphins, and White Actors Who Sound Like R&B Singers. And no matter how brow-beaten he may be, the cruise-addled and feral Greg is continuing his game of the century.

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