Golf Is Ruining My Life

A RECORD BREAKING Round of GOLF... but why?

Sun, 10 May 2026 23:01:00 -0000

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Happy Monday Golfing Friends... apols in advance as today's episode strays into the slightly self-indulgent. Green shoots his best ever round at La Manga and gives us a blow by blow play of how and why. Is that really entertaining.. god knows! Also, we are back with our friends at iGolf Toast or indeed roasting one of your rounds.

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JAMIE MURRAY | He Just Retired From Tennis... Is Golf Next? #TalkBirdieToMe

Fri, 08 May 2026 08:43:00 -0000

WE'RE BACK with a new episode of the Talk Birdie To Me Series and this week we're joined by former WORLD NUMBER 1 doubles tennis player, Jamie Murray. 30 minutes of chat about life after retiring from tennis, whether golf could be his next chapter, and his battle with THE YIPS. 😬

We also find out how his brother Andy is taking golf incredibly seriously, Jamie's best ever round and his DREAM four ball. 👀

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Is it ok to COMPLETELY REBUILD YOUR SWING MID-SEASON?

Thu, 07 May 2026 06:02:00 -0000

Hey Par Pals

Welcome back to another half hour of golf chat with your favourite men called Tom.

On the show today:

YOU COULD BE COMING TO CAIRO WITH US

IS YOUR PLAYING PARTNER ADDING YOUR SCORES UP WRONG ON PURPOSE

AND

AN EAGLE ON THE LAST?!?!?!

All this and more heading for your ears and/or eyes.

Don’t forget tomorrow we’ve got a brand new Talk Birdie To Me heading you way too with the unbelievably excellent (at golf and tennis) Jamie Murray.

AND we’ve got a brand new video from Fairmont Hacienda dropping on Sunday.

It’s all kicking off. It really is.

See you soon!

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LIVE from San Roque Club in Spain WITH a HUGE announcement!

Sun, 03 May 2026 23:01:00 -0000

The people wanted MORE on course content, so that is exactly what we have delivered... HOWEVER, this time, not in Scotland but in SPAIN. The Toms fly over to La Hacienda and San Roque to try and BREAK par and rekindle the VERSUS series for one last hoo'rah!

NOT ONLY THAT... but thanks to Golf Breaks we have got a VERY exciting announcement as they jump onboard for EMAIL CORNER!

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Why aren’t we doing MORE MATCH PLAY?

Wed, 29 Apr 2026 23:01:00 -0000

Hi Par pals

On today’s gentle conversational stroll around the links:

Tom gets excited about the live show. Again.

Tom gets Tom a gift

AND

We finally get stuck into some fresh emails that we’ve never read out on the show before.

Also, keep your eyes peeled on our socials for a VERY exciting competition coming your way soon

Cheers! Play well!

Toms x

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WE REVIEW NETFLIX’S FULL SWING 2026

Sun, 26 Apr 2026 23:01:00 -0000

THE TOMS ARE BACK BABY… it is a Monday episode so expect 30 minutes of golfing ramble chat as well as a look through some card submissions for iGolf's ‘Toast or Roast’. Not only that after bingeing Full Swing on the plane, Green has some thoughts on the new series of the show and sadly, we have to pay Price a compliment (never good) about his 10/10 putting tip.

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LEE WESTWOOD | Former World No1, LIV Golf & his dream four ball #TalkBirdieToMe

Thu, 23 Apr 2026 23:01:00 -0000

WE’RE BACK with a new episode of the Talk Birdie To Me Series and this week we’re joined by previous WORLD NUMBER 1, Lee Westwood. 30 minutes chat about what it’s actually like to be riding high as the world number 1, all things LIV and his partnership with PING.

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Good at irons, bad at driving? HAVE WE FOUND THE SOLUTION?

Wed, 22 Apr 2026 23:01:00 -0000

Hello and welcome to another episode of Golf Is Ruining My Life where we’re once again hacking our way into the email backlog. On the show today:

Double Eagles - can it really HAPPEN?

A set of clubs for under £250 - worth it?

AND

Is worrying about holding people up ruining your game?

All this and more on the way.

Don’t forget this Sunday we’re dropping our brand new on course video over on our YouTube channel - can we break par at Woodall spa? Find out on Sunday!

And we’ll see you Monday first thing. Bring a spare ball.

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Is it time we YOGA to help GOLF?

Sun, 19 Apr 2026 23:01:00 -0000

Right, that's it... The Toms have lost their minds. In today's episode Green attempts to convince Price that Yoga maybe the thing we all need to get down to scratch. Yes, it feels like a long shot. Not only that they talk about card inputting etiquette and once again it's another Toast or Roast w/ England Golf.

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FEEL vs REAL! WHICH WINS?

Wed, 15 Apr 2026 23:01:00 -0000

Hello and welcome back to another thirty minutes of two grown men whinging about the cruelty and beauty of this silly stick and ball game.

On the show today:

TOM HITS A GOOD DRIVE

TOM WORSHIPS RORY SOME MORE

And

EMAILS!

So many emails!

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MASTERS 2026 // DAY FOUR #BackToBackilroy

Mon, 13 Apr 2026 01:30:00 -0000

WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT IT? Certainly not us. At no point during ANY of our Masters 2026 build-up did we dare to believe that BOSSMAN RORY could go BACK TO BACK and get another green jacket. Well, more fool us. After a simply BRILLIANT first major of the year The Toms deep dive into everything that’s gone down since Thursday and celebrate another amazing win for Rory.

Not only that we #ToastOrRoast with our friends over at England Golf.

It’s a BIG MONDAY EP

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MASTERS 2026 // DAY THREE

Sun, 12 Apr 2026 10:31:00 -0000

Well well well. Turns out Rory only wants one green jacket. After a rollercoaster of a round, join Tom and Tom for more analysis (gut based hot takes) and facts (quickly googled while mid-sentence). On the show today they discuss CAN Rory win another Masters, WILL Cam Johnson pip him to the post and exactly HOW Scottie Scheffler is the worst person to have playing ahead of you.

Don’t forget to join us tonight at around 930 BST for a live stream over on YouTube, as we watch the best tournament of the year come to a close. Blood sweat and tears incoming. Well, certainly the second two.

See you later! - Tonights live - https://youtube.com/live/FTfSPSSrqO8

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MASTERS 2026 // DAY TWO

Sat, 11 Apr 2026 00:55:00 -0000

IS IT POSSIBLE? DO WE DARE TO BELIEVE? Could after 48 hours at Augusta National the concept of back to back wins for Rory begin to dawn as a reality. Maybe. Just Maybe.

The lads are back chatting with Alex from Todays Golfer on the hallowed turf of those Georgia Links. The only issue is that Green has been for a curry, watched zero golf, and had three pints of strong continental larger. It’s not ideal for us for the sponsors.

Strap yourself in for 30 mins of lukewarm takes and even more lukewarm-er-er banter.

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MASTERS 2026 // DAY ONE

Fri, 10 Apr 2026 01:34:00 -0000

Well hi there and welcome back to another daily dose of Masters chat from GIRML towers. On the show today we go over the ups (Rory) and downs (Bob oh Bob whyyy) of the first day of the Masters 2026.

We’re also joined LIVE from Augusta by Alex Perry from Today’s Golfer who brings us huge insight into the atmosphere, the players and the cheese sandwiches.

The Masters is up and running team! Happy Golf Christmas!

We’ll see you same time tomorrow for a second daily dose, yeah?

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THE MASTERS 2026 Pre Party - LIVE From Augusta National!

Wed, 08 Apr 2026 23:01:00 -0000

In today's CHOCKABLOCK episode of GIRML the guys cross over to Alex from Today's Golfer who is LIVE on property at Augusta National, giving us the sort of in-depth analysis we can only dream of.

Not only that we dive back into the email inbox and answer your questions on breaking 100, handicap in competition etiquette and a serious GDRP issue involving Green's wife.

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DANNY WILLETT | Winning a major, getting a tee time at Augusta National & 2026 Masters WINNER predicted #TalkBirdieToMe

Tue, 07 Apr 2026 23:01:00 -0000

We are KICK STARTING the BRAND NEW Talk Birdie To Me series in a big way… on the week of the first major in 2026 we present Masters Winner, Sheffield lad and all around British golfing LEGEND - DANNY WILLETT. 30 minutes of conversation covering that amazing win back in 2016 and how, EVEN FOR HIM, it’s hard to get an Augusta National tee time.

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Masters week is HERE

Sun, 05 Apr 2026 23:32:00 -0000

It may be Golf Christmas out there this week, so to celebrate Toms G and P head over to Woodhall Spa with their pals at England Golf to play the hardest golf course in the country. In many ways this is their Masters Moment.

So, to prepare for the first (and last?) format featuring a rhyme:

TOM GETS A METRONOME

TOM THINKS HE’S PLAYING WELL

AND we do our first Roast or Toast as we go through one of YOUR scorecards with our pals at England Golf.

All this and more heading your way. AND don’t forget this week is of course Masters Week so we’ll be doing DAILY podcasts after each round. AND we’re starting our interview special - Talk Birdie To Me - with a MASTERS CHAMPION this Wednesday.

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What is it like to play SUNNINGDALE FOURSOMES with CHARLEY HULL

Wed, 01 Apr 2026 23:01:00 -0000

Ever wondered how you would fare in a foursomes match if an LPGA player relied on YOU to keep it in the fairway... in today's episode we found out by speaking to professional golfer, turned coach, Ryan Evans. He did JUST THAT a few weeks ago around Sunningdale. You can check out his Insta here.

Also on today's episode we start the built up to The Masters next week and dive straight into Email Corner with our friends at Todays Golfer

You can check out their analysis of the FULL Masters Field here

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Is Driver on Every Tee the BEST Strategy?

Mon, 30 Mar 2026 06:22:00 -0000

Alright Par Pals,

On today’s show Tom and Tom tackle a question that has ended more rounds than slow play

Should you be taking DRIVER off every tee?

We’re talking full send vs playing sensible, when driver is actually the smartest play, and when it’s basically a guaranteed double before you’ve even warmed up.

All this and more heading your way.

See you Thursday!

Tom’s

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Should we QUIT REAL LIFE and become… Greenkeepers?

Thu, 26 Mar 2026 00:01:00 -0000

I do declare the golfing season for 2026 open and ready for business. There has been a switch in the air over previous days and it feels like change is afoot. With Augusta around the corner, longer nights approaching and handicap optimise ripe within WhatsApp groups, it would appear the long winter is gone.

With all that in mind, The Toms come out the blocks hot announcing two major new partnerships, one with England Golf and one with Today’s Golfer. Ensuring prizes galore over the coming months. Also, it’s Thursday so expect a thorough rummaging in the email inbox.

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What is the BIGGEST CHANGE that’ll get your game to single figures?

Mon, 23 Mar 2026 08:38:00 -0000

Alright Par Pals,

On today’s show Tom and Tom dive into another half hour of ramble golf chat including

TOMS PLAN THEIR FIRST ROUND TOGETHER IN NEARLY A YEAR

TOM COMES UP WITH A TERRIBLE FORMAT IDEA

And

TOM HAS A VANITY ISSUE

All this and more heading your way.

See you Thursday!

Tom’s

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Is STRENGTH the answer to better golf?

Thu, 19 Mar 2026 00:01:00 -0000

In today’s episode of GIRML, Green has been hitting in the gym in an attempt to get FIT FOR GOLF… or, let's be honest, so he can hit the ball further. You can check out the golf specific gym HERE

The 2026 quest for distance continues.

Also, it’s email corner so the inbox is getting raided with YOUR questions.

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PLAYERS 2026 // WHAT JUST HAPPENED????

Mon, 16 Mar 2026 15:49:00 -0000

Hi Par Pals, welcome to a Players 2026 special where Tom and Tom discuss:

ABERG! WHAT JUST HAPPENED?!?!

FITZPATRICK! WHAT JUST HAPPENED??!

and

⁠ARE CAM YOUNG’S SHOES TOO BIG FOR HIM

We also talk about Tom’s 84 and Tom’s chipping tactics.

All this and more on the way!

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The FIFTH Major is HERE

Thu, 12 Mar 2026 08:43:00 -0000

OH HELLO GOLFING SEASON 2026... It is officially here because The Players has landed, we are SO back. In today's episode we get knee deep into the analysis around the event while also delving back into the email inbox talking giving up golf membership, breaking 100 and last minute Woburn invites!

It's time to dig deep... we.go.again!

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Have we found the BEST TACTIC for your summer golf?

Mon, 09 Mar 2026 00:01:00 -0000

Alright Par Pals?

Welcome along to another conversational 18 holes with Toms Green and Price. On the show today:

TOM HAS FOUND THE BEST TACTIC FOR SUMMER GOLF

TOM IS DOING SOMETHING WEIRD AND SECRET IN THE SIM

TOM HASN'T DONE ENOUGH ROUNDS FOR THE MEDAL

and

TOM FINALLY PARKS HIS PERSONALITY

Keep your emails coming and see you Thursday for another dose of this wonderfulness

Toms

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A LISTENER HOLDS A COURSE RECORD.

Thu, 05 Mar 2026 00:01:00 -0000

⁠COME AND SEE US ON TOUR

We simply cannot believe it, in todays email special episode of GIRML we have a listener who is ACTUALLY so GOOD at golf he holds a course record... wtf, bossman shot 6 under par. Not only that you can expect - a listener getting WORSE because of lessons, do couples who golf together get more in love and we solve first tee nerves.

HUGE EP FROM THE BOYS TBF

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Is THIS the hottest topic in golf?

Mon, 02 Mar 2026 00:01:00 -0000

That's right par pals we're back and quite literally MARCHING through the year. Well done everyone.

On the show today:

TOM MIGHT GET ALIGNMENT STICKS

TOM ALSO MIGHT NOT BOTHER WITH ALIGNMENT STICKS

TOM IS SWINGING TOO QUICKLY

and

TOM MENTIONS THE LIVE SHOW ONCE OR TWICE

See you there?

And see you Thursday, of course

Toms x

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Man TURNS PRO with 12 handicap

Thu, 26 Feb 2026 00:01:00 -0000

COME AND SEE US ON TOUR

GOLFING GOOBERS… That’s how this podcast starts and it doesn’t get much better there on in. On today’s Thursday email corner you can expect: Amateurs getting blades as their first clubs, German teaching professionals having a 12 handicap and the return of the jester himself, Noel Fielding!

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The biggest CAP REVELATION EVER

Mon, 23 Feb 2026 00:01:00 -0000

Yes please!

Gather round par pals, we go again.

Today:

SWEATY TOM FINALLY WASHES HIS CAPS

WHAT'S WEIRD IN YOUR LOCKER?

and

TOM'S COAT MAKES A FARTY NOISE

All this A-grade content and MORE heading your way. Enjoy!

See you at the live event, yeah?

Toms x

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A listener email makes us CRY

Thu, 19 Feb 2026 00:01:00 -0000

So, Thursday means it is EMAIL TIME for the lads at GIRML, they delve deep into outlook inbox and come up sucking tees. In today's episode - is Price sponsored by Trevose, the GIRML editors get an ear full, we review the PGA Tour app and a letter from a listener makes the boys cry. It's another game packed ep of golf based lols.

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Have we discovered the BEST VALUE WEDGES EVER?

Mon, 16 Feb 2026 00:01:00 -0000

Alright Par Pals?

Anyone fancy a conversational stroll through the worst game ever invented? You DO? Oh well that's good news. You're in the right place.

On today's show:

TOM TALKS TO A MAN ABOUT WEDGES

TOM GETS CROSS ABOUT HOLIDAY GOLF

TOM WATCHES TGL

and

TOM IS STARTING TO LIKE PATRICK REED

All this and more heading to your ears (and eyes, hello YouTube) NOW

All the best

Toms x

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The DEFINITIVE checklist for becoming a MEMBER

Thu, 12 Feb 2026 00:01:00 -0000

Goodness me Thursday rolls around quick, the lads are back this week pulling apart winter golf and the issues with mats, as well as discussing the AGE OLD question of ... given unlimited time and lessons, how long till we got down to scratch. Also, it's Thurs so email corner time!!

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We might have the BEST putting advice for you. Maybe.

Mon, 09 Feb 2026 00:01:00 -0000

Hello Par Pals!

Welcome to another bit of golf guff from two men called Tom.

On the show today:

TOM LIKES PUTTING WHEN THERE'S NO PRESSURE

TOM DOESN'T LIKE GOING TO A RANGE

TOM DECIDES HE LIKES PATRICK REED

and

TOM WORKS OUT RORY IS BETTER THAN HIM

ALL this and more heading to YOUR ears NOW

See you Thursday!

Toms x

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In defence of... slow play!

Thu, 05 Feb 2026 00:01:00 -0000

It is an email we never thought we get, one of you lot reaching out asking for golf to take LONGER and be SLOWED DOWN. The weirdest thing about it all, we potentially do not disagree. So, there is that on today's episode as well as: Green falling in love with lessons, Price telling his Gary Player story again and we EMPTY(ish) the inbox!

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We find THE KEY to YOUR golf in 2026

Mon, 02 Feb 2026 00:01:00 -0000

Hiya Par Pals

This time:

Tom decides he's going to get good at driving

Tom wants to grind

Tom isn't interested in ex-footballers playing golf

Tom has decided he's going to join a RIDICULOUS course

All this and more on the show today

Don't forget to join our Discord and buy some tickets to our tour, yeah?

Cheers and see you Thursday!

Toms

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The world's MOST EXPENSIVE clubhouse

Thu, 29 Jan 2026 00:01:00 -0000

BIG QUESTION to start the podcast, how often should you be replacing your wedges... TG thinks potentially once a season. Why? Because he has fallen in LOVE with the PING S259S that give ultimate spin.

Also on today's podcast - we discover the world's most expensive golf breakfast, discuss lag putting breakthroughs, Belfry visits and courses with handicap limits

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The WEIRDEST pro golf move of 2026?

Mon, 26 Jan 2026 00:01:00 -0000

Alright par pals

Let's talk golf, if you're up for it. THIS TIME:

Tom thinks LIV might legit be in trouble

Tom annoys his playing partners

AND

Tom gets excited about Waste Management

See you next time - get your emails in with your three main objectives for the year, yeah?

Toms x

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The ONE and ONLY swing thought for 2026

Thu, 22 Jan 2026 00:01:00 -0000

If there is only ONE swing thought you are going to take into this year... what EXACTLY is it! Between The Toms they think they might have cracked it. And it involves Fat Perez from Bob Does Sports. Not only that, only today's episode email corner fires up again leading to questions about - friends on the golf course, Australian listeners and shot tracking.

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The Internet Invitational REVIEWED

Mon, 19 Jan 2026 00:01:00 -0000

Hiya Par Pals

TODAY:

Tom hates organising golf holidays

Tom gets excited about a new driver

Tom gets upset about swearing on a YouTube video

All this and MORE on your latest bulletin from the front line of useless golfers.

See you Thursday!

Toms x

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Is 2026 the year LIV golf DIES!?!

Thu, 15 Jan 2026 00:01:00 -0000

Here we go friends, we are back with a bang in 2026 and golf is not easing us into the year gently... we've started with a HUGE controversy as the PGA Tour welcomes back Brooks Koepka, meaning a potential LIV Golfer landslide. Also on today's episode expect the following: Price has on-going winter mat dramas, Green books a lad golf trip and emails are dissected.

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The BIGGEST golf dreams of 2026

Mon, 12 Jan 2026 00:01:00 -0000

Hi Par Pals!

Welcome back to another swipe and a swing at this stupid game.

On today's show:

TOM MEETS A FAN

TOM CAN'T PLAY GOLF

TOMS ARE ON TOUR

TOM WANTS TO PRACTICE MORE

All this and more!

Strap in everyone! Golf 2026 is here!

Toms

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NEW YEAR SPECIAL // SHORT GAME AND HOLIDAYS

Thu, 01 Jan 2026 00:01:00 -0000

COME AND SEE US LIVE - AN EVENING FOR SWINGERS

A new dawn, a new day, a new life... for meeee, and i'm slicing goooood!

Yes, that is right, we've started the new year with a Michael Bublé reference, and I for one am happy with that actually, cheers thanks for asking. Welcome to the New Years Day GIRML Special, today The Toms will be diving head first into TWO huge topics - SHORT GAME and GOLFING HOLIDAYS!

ENJOY X

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XMAS SPECIALS 2025 // BALLS AND NERVES

Mon, 29 Dec 2025 00:01:00 -0000

Hey Par Pals

Welcome to a cheeky little Xmas special episode where Toms take on two big topics per episode.

This week:

BALLS

NERVES

That's it, really. Thanks for listening!

Toms x

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HAPPY CHRISTMAS PAR PALS!

Thu, 25 Dec 2025 00:01:00 -0000

What more could you want of a Christmas morning than to slip away from your family and spend some time with your favourite par pals?

Here, then, is a little Christmas gift from the Toms. They've thoughtfully chatted about golf for 20 minutes, and also TOM HAS DONE A SONG.

As if your Christmas couldn't get any better.

See you soon!

Toms x

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XMAS SPECIALS 2025 // ETIQUETTE AND DRIVING

Mon, 22 Dec 2025 00:01:00 -0000

COME SEE US LIVE ON TOUR

It is the festive golfing period, so over these most jolly of days The Toms are going to deep dive into some KEY topics to help round off the year, today is it all about golf etiquette and how we can get better at getting off the tee!

WHAT'S NOT TO LOVE!

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LIVE TOUR TICKETS ON SALE NOW... and we read some emails!

Thu, 18 Dec 2025 00:01:00 -0000

COME AND SEE US LIVE

Tickets for An Evening For Swingers go LIVE at midday today, so that is a thing... but also on today's podcast episode expect an EPIC email corner with such highlights as - two HIO in ONE round of golf, a listener selling this clubs and ACTUAL GOOD life advice (ish)

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REVEALED: How to be as good as Grant Horvat

Mon, 15 Dec 2025 00:01:00 -0000

Hi Par Pals!

Tom's finally lost his mind and decided he can be as good as Grant Horvat.

ALSO we chat pretty big topics on the show including:

TOM LOVES PLAYING FROM 100 YARDS

TOM LOVES SOFT BALLS

TOM WANTS TO HIT THE BALL FURTHER

All this and some other pipe dreams incoming!

Thanks for dropping by!

Toms x

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WE ARE GOING ON TOUR!

Thu, 11 Dec 2025 00:01:00 -0000

That is RIGHT, in 2026 Golf Is Ruining My Life is coming to a city near YOU-ish... we are bringing our show, "An Evening For Swingers" around the UK and we can not WAIT to have you there. Tickets go on sale NEXT Thursday and you can buy them on the website HERE

So... that is a thing!

Also in today's podcast we dive into the big box of emails and dig out some solid GOLD from you lot, including such topics as: golf, angry golfers and also golf

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Are you MAD not having the max 14 clubs on board?

Mon, 08 Dec 2025 00:01:00 -0000

Alright par pals?

It might be December but at least GIRML won't ever close because of wet fairways or drainage issues (don't hold us to this).

THIS TIME ON GIRML:

TOM NEEDS A FIFTY DEGREE

TOM GETS READY TO PLAY GOLF

TOM GETS ANGRY ABOUT AUSTRALIA

TOM HAS A TECHNICAL ISSUE

All this and, as ever, much much more. Enjoy!

Toms x

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How to ABOLISH first tee nerves FOREVER

Thu, 04 Dec 2025 00:01:00 -0000

CHECK OUT THE PING XMAS JUMPERS HERE

How are they EVEN finding anything to talk out... we are in the DEPTHS of the golf off-season but that will NOT stop The Toms. On this weeks Thursday email special you can expect - how many wedges is to many wedges, golf course membership dilemmas and junior champion dreams.

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Here's some more golf stuff you MUST buy

Mon, 01 Dec 2025 08:33:00 -0000

Hello Par Pals

Time for another burst of golf based chat. On the show today:

TOM PLAYS GOLF

TOM BUYS SOME SHOES

TOM CAN'T DECIDE IF HE'S GOING TO DO THE ROLL UP OR NOT

It's action packed.

See you Thursday for email special!

Toms x

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UK Winter Golf Course GEMS… 10/10 MUST visit!

Thu, 27 Nov 2025 09:05:00 -0000

THERE IS SO MUCH GOING ON.

Firstly, the new Golf Is Ruining My Life website is LIVE and you can view that right HERE… All the latest merch, a new exciting news letter called the 19th Hole AND a fancy way to contact the show ohhhhhh.

However, we’ve got a Thursday email special to do… on todays show expect - winter golf recommendations, a listener going from 17 handicap to 3 in ONE year and the show’s OLDEST listener with a brilliant golfing goal.

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The TOY that could CHANGE YOUR GAME FOREVER?

Mon, 24 Nov 2025 08:19:00 -0000

That's right, par pals - a simple bit of plastic could make you a better golfer. It's THAT EASY! But what is the toy? You'll have to listen to find out, of course.

ALSO on the show we catch up on Tom's stomach health, and find out what shot nearly got Tom Holland to the Ryder Cup team.

All that and more!

Email special on Thursday, now go and buy a cap please thanks

Toms x

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Golfer gets HANDICAP of 117, is this EVEN possible?

Thu, 20 Nov 2025 00:01:00 -0000

CLICK HERE TO BAG YOURSELF A PEPPERING THE ROUGH CAP

Also, on todays Thursday episode... have we discovered the golfer in the UK with the HIGHEST handicap, we think we might have found our best golfing listener and did Rory pick the wrong strategy for the DP World Tour Final playoff hole!

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What IS the perfect golf holiday?

Mon, 17 Nov 2025 00:01:00 -0000

Golfers!

Gather round!

It's November, golf is awful, but we have each other.

On the show today:

Golf Holidays - what DO you want?

Playing in winter clothes - does it make you play a bit better?

Tee Times - the struggle continues.

Also BUNT WATCH CONTINUES TOO!

Stay in touch, drop us an email, and STAND BY FOR A CHEEKY BIT OF NEWS NEXT WEEK

Lots of love

Toms x

oh and HERE'S the golf course Tom mentioned in the pod today. Looks alright doesn't it.

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This is how to NOT break 100

Thu, 13 Nov 2025 05:01:00 -0000

It's a Thursday emails special edition of the podcast, which means its time to bury on golfing mitts into the big sack of golfing correspondence... IN the next THIRTY minutes expect - a listener FAILS to break 100, a listener SLAGS OFF the old podcast episode and a we have a CELEBRITY listener story!

IT'S VERY LISTENER CENTRIC

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HAVE WE FIXED WORLD GOLF????

Mon, 10 Nov 2025 00:01:00 -0000

Alright par pals?

Welcome along to another amble through the golfing world with two men called Tom.

Today:

Your County Card! It unlocks discounts - do you use it?

WORLD GOLF IS SOLVED BY TWO MEN

Also we might maybe have some new merch soon so stay tuned?

Lots of love and birdies

Toms x

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Shall we bring back... LONG IRONS

Thu, 06 Nov 2025 00:01:00 -0000

Thursday means one thing... EMAIL CORNER. This week the lads dissect - when to get fitting, ChatGPT for swing analysis, father son bonding and OVER 300 yard drives

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Is the Hotelplanner Race To Mallorca pro golf's BEST spectacle?

Mon, 03 Nov 2025 00:01:00 -0000

Alright Par Pals?

Welcome along to another slice of golf chat to get you hooked on this cruel pointless and wonderful game.

On the show today

WHAT a race to Mallorca!

What IS the PRICE FINGER?

What is YOUR winter shard of golfing joy?

Don't forget to like, subscribe, join the discord and all that

Toms x

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Can ChatGPT BEAT lessons with a PROFESSIONAL?

Thu, 30 Oct 2025 04:01:00 -0000

It's frantic, it's frenetic, it's frenzied... it's the most emails we have ever fit into email corner! You guys spoke and said, 'Toms, get rid of the backlog', so that's exactly what we've done. Expect - ChatGPT, tips to break 100, Japanese golfers, the anticap and golf holiday bookings.

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Have we just SOLVED Golf Day BANDITRY?

Mon, 27 Oct 2025 00:01:00 -0000

Ahoy

Here's some more golf chat then.

On the show today:

Tom has SOLVED the problem of Golf Day Bandits

Can you only play your best when your in comps?

Also - who HIRES A BUGGY at their local course?? Madness.

All that and more. And don't forget our lovely discord!

See you Thursday for email special

Toms x

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We’ve CRACKED how to get AUGUSTA NATIONAL merch… maybe!

Wed, 22 Oct 2025 23:01:00 -0000

Every episode of this lovely podcast has its only theme and flavour… today’s episode is a tinged with a distinct desire to get things DONE before Traitors starts. But do not, for one god damn second, think that this will affect the quality of the broadcasting. OH NO. If anything this penchant for punctuality adds a zest previously lacking. This week the lads head over to email corner and discuss: golf club merch, chipping in and stopping golf anxiety!

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BEGINNER? When do you take your first steps on an actual course?

Sun, 19 Oct 2025 23:01:00 -0000

Hey Par Pals

Welcome back to another 30 minutes of golf waffle. Thanks for listening and just generally being there for us.

Today we're heaving our way through the giant pile of emails and we'll discuss slow play, first rounds on a course for beginners, and how to deal with BEING A WINNER.

All this and more on the way to your eyes and ears

Till next time!

Toms x

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IS THERE A LAB PUTTER CONSPIRACY

Wed, 15 Oct 2025 23:01:00 -0000

In an attempt to FINALLY get to grips with the bulging email inbox , this week, The Toms are dedicating a full 30 mins to a email corner... they will NOT stop reading correspondence until the swap is drained. Over the next half an hour expect: TGs Lab conspiracy theory, is it worth going after distance and Noel Fielding is BACK jinxing people!

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Have we uncovered the next HUGE golfing superstar?

Mon, 13 Oct 2025 07:04:00 -0000

Hello Par Pals,

Welcome back to another soggy stroll through the rough with two men called Tom.

On the show today:

Tom plays well!

So does Marco!

Is Speed Training worthwhile?

All this and more heading to your eyes and ears NOW!

Toms x

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What is the WEIRDEST place you've taken GOLF CLUBS?

Thu, 09 Oct 2025 07:02:00 -0000

It's the autumn slump... Green is feeling sad after playing his childhood course, Price was feeling sad and then had a breakthrough and the listeners are delivering arguably the best topic in GIRML history - weirdest place you've seen / taken golf clubs!

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What are the PERFECT conditions NEEDED to play good golf!

Sun, 05 Oct 2025 23:01:00 -0000

Today’s episode has all the ingredients of a classic GIRML… there is some golf etiquette whining, some golf scoring whining and some golf holiday whining. ESSENTIALLY, it is two grown men having a strop about a sport that isn’t fair.

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A golfing bucket list TICKED

Wed, 01 Oct 2025 23:01:00 -0000

Alright golfers?

Welcome back to more wittering and wandering as we carve another conversation through the golfing lives we're living.

Today Tom is off to play his home course for the first time in years, we blame Keegan Bradley for being rubbish again a bit, and then we're heading to email corner.

See you next time!

Toms

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EUROPE WIN THE RYDER CUP 2025... Lowry sinks the putt, Hatton gets the half and we all praise SIR LUKE DONALD

Sun, 28 Sep 2025 22:48:00 -0000

We are stressed... we are very, VERY stressed! After a nail biting final day at Bethpage Black, Luke Donald's European side get the must deserved W. There is so much to digest from what has been an EPIC Ryder Cup over in America, one that will go down in history for sure, BUT for now... a couple of Toms have a couple of thoughts!

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Was Ryder Cup Saturday the GREATEST DAY IN EUROPEAN RC HISTORY?

Sun, 28 Sep 2025 08:11:00 -0000

Wow.

Did you see that?

Just wow.

Here are two men called Tom who feel like, frankly, they're living in a golfing fever dream. ENJOY

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Ryder Cup 2025 FRIDAY ANALYSIS… Scheffler CRUMBLES, Rahm is BACK and Justin Rose is ICE COLD

Sat, 27 Sep 2025 08:15:00 -0000

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We are only 24 hours into the GREATEST golf event of the year... BUT European heads are starting to believe. We couldn't have asked for a better start, but there is still a long way today. Today The Toms with the help of Rob Jerram from Today's Golfer delve into all the action from day one of play.

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Ryder Cup 2025 - The OPENING ceremony!

Fri, 26 Sep 2025 07:29:00 -0000

It's here!

The Ryder Cup is pretty much underway, and here are Tom, Tom and Rob to guide you through the opening Salvos.

Good luck everyone. It's going to be a hell of a ride.

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Ryder Cup 2025 - LIVE from Bethpage BLACK!

Thu, 25 Sep 2025 06:53:00 -0000

THIS IS HISTORY... the boys have pulled out all the stop this time, the daily podcasts are back and we able to cross over LIVE to New York City and connect up with the Today's Golfer team who are on ground at Beth Page Black for us all weekend!

Expect dodgy NY accents, Green & Price trying to do serious golf analyse and the Rob Jerram from Today's Golfer showing them up! It's CLASSIC GIRML!

You can check out ALL the TG Ryder Cup coverage HERE

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Golf Holidays 2026… WHAT’S IMPORTANT!

Sun, 21 Sep 2025 23:01:00 -0000

Whatsapp Groups are being made, finances are being discussed and the age old battle of ‘Portugal’ VS ‘UK BREAK’ is once again being waged. This week the lads look at golfing holidays for the coming year, discussing the pros and cons of different approaches. Not only that they delve into TG’S Grove Bag and discuss the impending Ryder Cup at Beth Page Black.

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Can watching matchplay make you a BETTER GOLFER???

Wed, 17 Sep 2025 23:01:00 -0000

Alright par pals

Here's another slice (sorry) of golfing chat to hook (sorry) you in to the world of GIRML.

Today on the show:

TOM GETS HIS FRIENDS HOOKED ON GOLF

TOM DECIDED TO DO MORE MATCHPLAY

TOM IS EXCITED ABOUT THE RYDER CUP

YOUR EMAILS!

Stay in touch and get on the discord if you're not already!

See you next time

Toms x

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Is Golf Simulator MEMBERSHIP... the FUTURE!

Sun, 14 Sep 2025 23:01:00 -0000

It's Monday and the BMW Championship at Wentworth is behind us... the only thing ahead of us is the Ryder Cup but that won't stop these lads. The Toms of the Royal and Ancient game return for a 30 minute meandering chat in the golfing world. Today its all about - simulator golf, sofas, bags on lime bikes, sofas again, the inclement weather and also sofas.

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HUGE news, guys. GOLF CAN BE FUN

Wed, 10 Sep 2025 23:01:00 -0000

Hiya and welcome back for another stroll around with two men called Tom

Today on the show we're discussing:

HOW TO MAKE GOLF FUN

HOW COOL ARCCOS IS

HOW GREAT YOUR EMAILS ARE!

That's right, it's another email special episode.

Enjoy!

Toms x

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Is it EVEN possible to find GOLF HAPPINESS… no!

Sun, 07 Sep 2025 23:01:00 -0000

NEW MERCH DAY, the ‘Peppering The Rough’ drop is here and the new tees going online at 8pm tonight, you can find them here - www.golfisruiningmylife.co.uk

HOWEVER, back to the podcast… today BOTH Toms are golf sad, leaving them both to ponder the concept - is it possible to GOOD and getting better at golf WHILE ALSO being happy?

They think not!

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EMAIL SPECIAL MEGA EP

Wed, 03 Sep 2025 23:01:00 -0000

Good morning campers

We're really diving in HARD to your emails today, trying to catch up with our holiday inbox.

After a brief bit of over-excitement RE the Ryder Cup, Tom and Tom dive into your correspondence covering off the main golf topics.

Keep your emails coming and don't forget to jump on our Discord and possibly win big big big prizes!

Link HERE

Alright see you next week

Toms x

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Do Golfers REALLY want to grow the game?

Sun, 31 Aug 2025 23:01:00 -0000

Golf Is Ruining My Life x Question Time... this weeks the Tom's tackle a HUGE subject, do golfers ACTUALLY want to see the game get bigger or are the old traditions halting progress?

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Eagle OR Hole In ONE… What’s better?

Thu, 28 Aug 2025 05:49:00 -0000

Hello Par Pals

Welcome along to another dissection of this ugly stick and ball game we call home.

On the show this week:

TOM GETS AN EAGLE

TOM GETS CROSS AT THE PGA TOUR

TOMMY WINS!

And more...

Don't forget to join our Discord - download the Discord app and click THIS link to join in ALL the fun.

AND we'll do more emails again next week on email corner, so chuck us some correspondence why don't you?

All the best

TOMS x

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Do we DARE believe Team Europe can WIN the Ryder Cup

Mon, 25 Aug 2025 23:01:00 -0000

Post Bank Holiday, it's a strange Tuesday drop from GIRML... Unfortunately this podcast was recorded BEFORE the Tommy Fleetwood win, so those hot takes will come on Thursday. Today is all about - Green playing bad, Price being the sick man of Europe, analysis of the tour finale and do we dare to believe Team Europe could get the job done at Beth Page Black

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Have we found the biggest GOLF CRIME EVER?

Wed, 20 Aug 2025 23:01:00 -0000

Hi and welcome back to another half an hour hacking through the conversational rough.

Today, Tom and Tom discuss:

WHY HAS THE DRIVER ABANDONED TOM?

WHEN WILL TOM PLAY AGAIN

And

We do email corner and discover one of the greatest golf crimes possibly EVER committed. But is it ok or should we be sending one of you to golf prison?

As ever keep your emails coming in and don't forget JOIN OUR DISCORD

Download the Discord App (easy) and then click on this link:

HERE

And then prepare for a deluge of golf joy.

See you next time!

Toms x

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How can Tommy Fleetwood WIN in America

Sun, 17 Aug 2025 23:01:00 -0000

Fancy a healthy dosing of GIRML Toms... well, here we go - another episode crossing off most of the big topics in golf recently - Can Tommy win in American, Charley Hull not quite grabbing a major and Price letting his son down with his lack of snacks

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TOM'S SUMMER OF BOB ROTELLA IS HERE

Wed, 13 Aug 2025 23:01:00 -0000

Morning golfers!

Time for another stroll around the conversational links.

This week:

TOM IS A WINNER

TOM IS IN A RICH VEIN OF FORM

TOM WENT TO CORNWALL

BOTH TOMS HAD BACK TO BACK BIRDIES

ALSO

WE HAVE A FLIPPIN DISCORD! Join it here and send Tom's phone notifications insane:

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And don't forget to drop us an email for next week's Email Corner with our pals at Golfbidder.

See you next week!

Toms x

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Shall we DE-GENDER the Tees?

Sun, 10 Aug 2025 23:01:00 -0000

Alright?

Monday's here, and so are we!

It's time for another gentle stroll through the golfing highs and lows with two men called Tom.

Today:

Martin's made friends!

Shall we do a Discord?

Which Tees should you go off?

AND

We get all Bob Rotella on your A's.

Stay in touch and see you on Thursday for more of whatever on earth this is.

Toms x

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A Putting Technique to REVOLUTIONISE your game!

Wed, 06 Aug 2025 23:01:00 -0000

So, hear us out... we think we might have an idea which is going to change the way you putt FOREVER, it's worked for Green and can work for you. Also this week - perfect halfway hut food, email corner & AN INAUGURAL EAGEL!

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Let's all do SWING SPEED training?

Sun, 03 Aug 2025 23:01:00 -0000

Hey Par Pals

Welcome back to more golf guff from two men called Tom.

Today:

Tom's handicap journey CONTINUES

Other Tom's watched a video on The YOUTUBE and has decided he's better than Scottie

ALSO

Is it time to bring a 2 iron into the bag?

All this and more on the UK's SECOND biggest golf podcast.

See you Thursday for email special!

AND keep the celeb spots coming too pls thanks.

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We've found EXACTLY what makes Scottie Scheffler happy!

Thu, 31 Jul 2025 04:01:00 -0000

Another Thursday GIRML episode, so you can expect the boys to be delving into email corner and picking out another winner... also on today's ep they talking about the ever approaching autumn golf, what makes the world number 1 happy and is Rory BIG SAD?

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Is this the WORST thing you can ask a playing partner?

Sun, 27 Jul 2025 23:02:00 -0000

Alright par pals?

Welcome back.

TODAY:

BUNKERS - sorted!

HOW MANY GOLF BALLS DOES TOM NEED FOR HIS TREVOSE TRIP?

And also what on EARTH has happened to bladed putters on tour?

All this and more on its way to your ears

Toms x

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The BEST EVER Golfing Celebs... Hugh Grant & Tom Felton 🙀

Wed, 23 Jul 2025 23:01:00 -0000

The UK's golfing Toms return for another rendition, expedition and ermmm... another 'dition' word, of the Golf Is Ruining My Life podcast... this week, we REALLY want to hear about your best golfing celeb encounters, please email them over. Also, the importance of having driver in your bag and a trip over to email corner with our friends at GolfBidder. LETS GO GOLFING!

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THE OPEN // DAY FOUR

Sun, 20 Jul 2025 17:41:00 -0000

IT IS DONE!

Scottie has - SOMEHOW - won

And now it's time for the real celebration (and it's longer than two minutes)!

It's half an hour of two golf nerds discussing their thoughts and feelings around this, the final men's major of the year.

Enjoy!

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THE OPEN // DAY THREE

Sat, 19 Jul 2025 21:20:00 -0000

What do you meaaaaaan it is obvious Scottie Scheffler is going to win this thing, we have no idea what you're talking about. Lots to digest in today's episode from the Scottie domination continuing, Lee Westwood shooting the lights out and is swearing in sport bad?

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THE OPEN // DAY TWO

Sat, 19 Jul 2025 07:39:00 -0000

We're halfway through the final major of the year and boy oh boy is it shaping up to be a classic (win for Scottie).

Who knows who might win (Scottie) and who knows what might happen (Scottie will win). It's all to play for (second place).

So join us, Tom and Tom, as we go through the first two days (of Scottie being good) and predict what's around the corner over the back 9 of the tournament (which Scottie is going to win).

Don't forget to like and subscribe and we'll see you tomorrow as we look forward to the final day's play (which Scottie is going to win).

Toms x

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00:00 Introduction and Golf Watching Habits 00:35 BBC vs Sky Sports Golf Coverage 01:50 Annoying Golfers and Slow Play 05:33 Shane Lowry's Controversial Penalty 08:28 Post-Round Interviews and Coverage Critique 13:02 Struggles of the Big American Live Guys 13:15 Bryson's Unbelievable Comeback 14:03 Scotty's Dominance and Predictions 15:13 Weather and Its Impact on the Game 17:09 Challenges of Port Rush 24:07 Scotty's Reflections on Golf's Meaning 26:37 Wrapping Up and Looking Ahead

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THE OPEN // DAY ONE

Thu, 17 Jul 2025 20:49:00 -0000

The final major of the 2025 season is UPON ON and the golfing Toms are here to recap what was a jam packed opening day of play… with a couple of fav favourites Westwood and Mickelson playing well out there. Missed anything today? Don’t worry… Tom can summarise it all.

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THE OPEN IS HERE!!!! (and so is email corner)

Wed, 16 Jul 2025 23:01:00 -0000

Hey Par Pals

Welcome back to another 30 minutes of golf chat.

Today:

EMAILS!

TOMS' BIG GOLF WEEKENDS

THE OPEN

What more could you want?

See you tomorrow for some exclusive and highly flawed analysis of the first day of the final major of the year!

Toms x

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LIVE from The Renaissance Club Members Bar!

Wed, 16 Jul 2025 17:09:00 -0000

The moment has come, the end of The Scottish Adventure, the boys sit on the veranda at The Renaissance Course discussing what has been a great experience on some truly unique links.

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SHALL WE START USING 2 IRONS?

Sun, 13 Jul 2025 23:01:00 -0000

It is a JAM PACKED GIRML episode… this week the boys talk about the incoming Open, the BIG differences between your average Tour Event and what the players have just witnessed over at The Genesis Scottish Open, playing golf with LET Player Sophie Walker and late night calls to golf coaches #Sexy

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GOLF ANGER - how do you switch it off?

Wed, 09 Jul 2025 23:01:00 -0000

Hey golfers

Gather round and prepare for another 30 minutes of two men called Tom blathering on about golf

Today:

Golfing rage. HOW DO WE SOLVE IT?!?!

Playing when you've got young kids. HOW DO WE SOLVE THIS?!?!

Scared of your driver? HOW DO WE SOLVE THIS?!?!? (get a lesson)

Got no golf mates? HOW DO WE SOLVE THIS??!

Don't forget our new VS episode at The Renaissance (home of this week's Genesis Scottish Open) is up now on our YouTube! Go and check it out if you've got a second!

See you next Monday

Toms xx

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What is a BAD score in golf?

Sun, 06 Jul 2025 23:01:00 -0000

We are addicted, we are totally addicted to this stupid sport... in the Monday GIRML episode expect - the boys discussing what is a BAD golf score, how important are lessons, how to get your head around golf technicalities, how to feel about handicap change and should we all be practising more?

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What does it take to BEAT your golfing nemesis?

Wed, 02 Jul 2025 23:01:00 -0000

Alright golfers?

Welcome back to another good talk spoiled as Toms Price and Green discuss:

Tom's big match

Tom's lack of driver

Tom's big mountain

AND

EMAIL CORNER with our pals at Golfbidder.

Fore left.

Don't forget our latest video is out THIS SUNDAY and you can watch us play The Renaissance, home of The Genesis Open which starts on Sky Sports next week. Go and check it out on our YouTubes!

Toms x

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Does golf REALLY make us happy?

Sun, 29 Jun 2025 23:01:00 -0000

It today's episode The Tom's look inward (what, like they haven't been for the past 3/4 years) and ask the big question - Does golf REALLY make us happy? And the answer they give might not quite be what you expect. Also, driver breakthroughs, scoring in medals and chipping triumphs.

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Is this the BEST group format EVER?

Wed, 25 Jun 2025 23:01:00 -0000

Alright?

Anyone else woken up at 4am with an idea for a golf format? If so, this is the best podcast for you.

Elsewhere on the show:

Price has a big match on the way

Green is determined to put as many cards as possible in

We ask which Patio Guy are you?

We also ask who is the YOUNGEST captain you've ever known?

AND

We have another cracking email corner with our pals at Golfbidder!

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WHY CAN'T TOMMY FLEETWOOD WIN IN AMERICA 😭

Mon, 23 Jun 2025 07:06:00 -0000

Last night we all had our collective hearts broke as we watched a GOD DAMN golfing gent not quite get it done in the US for the umpteenth time. Tommy deserved that W but was robbed in the closing stages. In today's ep we dive into that 18 holes on Sunday, Green's 82 in a COMPETITION and Price's new chipping prowess.

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Anyone else got MID-SEASON MELANCHOLY?

Thu, 19 Jun 2025 07:02:00 -0000

The Toms are back with another walk around the golfing block.

Today:

Are you a club golfer or do you travel well?

What happens when you do a card AND match play? (bad things)

ALSO it's email corner with our pals at Golfbidder!

Anyone else scared they might have a Vanity Handicap?

See you soon and don't forget to check out our latest VS video over on the YouTubes.

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THE US OPEN 2025 // DAY FOUR

Mon, 16 Jun 2025 10:52:00 -0000

Another Monday and another major done... it was difficult out there with a rain delay halting proceedings. Green and Price delve into what they can take from JJ Spaun and put into their own game PLUS a deep dive into an EPIC 18 holes at Centurion GC, leaving the boys battered and bruised.

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THE US OPEN 2025 // DAY THREE

Sun, 15 Jun 2025 07:42:00 -0000

Here we go then - a third day of hell in Oakmont for the golfers, and heaven for us mere mortals watching them toil.

On the show today we try and work out who is going to win (Adam Scott pls) and just why Rory keeps getting himself into the media spotlight.

AND don't forget our new video is heading to YouTube today, in case you want to see some properly good golfers rather than this absolute shower at the US Open. (that is a joke)

See you tomorrow for final round chat!

Toms

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THE US OPEN 2025 // DAY TWO

Sat, 14 Jun 2025 08:07:00 -0000

Do you like the sound of two people Google'ing facts about day two at the US OPEN in Oakmont... then GOODNESS me you've come to the right place! The Toms are back with a handful of Tepid Takes and the term 'peppering the rough' has never been more apt.

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THE US OPEN 2025 // DAY ONE

Fri, 13 Jun 2025 07:04:00 -0000

The third major is here and day one is in the bag.

Tom and Tom take a half hour out of their busy schedules to talk through some of the highs and a LOT of the lows.

Expect stats, laughing at the rough and a lot of speculation as to how badly they'd play on that course. And more!

You can see ep on our YouTube, and make sure you join us tomorrow for another trawl through as we take an in depth look through round two.

Cheers!

GIRML

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Want to play well INSTANTLY? We have the answer!

Wed, 11 Jun 2025 23:01:00 -0000

It's true! Tom's been out and played well and we've basically worked out how you'll ALWAYS play well.

Also on the show:

Email corner with GolfBidder!

Tom gets APPLAUDED

and

We continue our hunt for the worst golf club posters.

See you soon, don't forget to drop us a review on Spotify and make sure you're ready for our next video from Scotland dropping this Sunday!

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WHY aren't YOUNG golfers doing THIS!

Mon, 09 Jun 2025 07:10:00 -0000

It is the US Open week... we are now half way through all the majors of the year (sad) however, it's a bumper 2025 with the BMW at Wentworth & The Ryder Cup ALL still to come. Also today, the Toms dissect WHY aren't younger golfers joining casual club comps and how to get non-golfers into the sport

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Just how many clubs do you REALLY need?

Wed, 04 Jun 2025 23:01:00 -0000

Welcome back par pals to your bi-weekly dose of golf therapy.

TODAY:

Email corner with our pals at Golfbidder!

Green is smug even though he shot a terrible score.

AND

We discover our very own Swissner!

All the best and don't forget to watch our new YouTube Versus episode on Sunday, ok?

Toms x

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Scottish Adventure // St Andrews, Jubilee Course

Sun, 01 Jun 2025 23:01:00 -0000

A couple of weeks ago The Toms headed up to Scotland to take on some EPIC courses and meet the ancestral home of the sport we are all addicted to. In this first episode of the season, you meet Green and Price in a turret overlooking the Old Course, The Jigger Inn and the Swilcan bridge as they reminisce on what was an amazing first 48 hours of the trip!

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WHAT IS the best golf rule (of thumb)?

Wed, 28 May 2025 23:03:00 -0000

Time for another good talk spoiled - this time on GIRML:

What IS the best golf rule of thumb?

Is Tom about to have a golf partner FOR LIFE

and

How come we never hit drivers and irons well on the same day?

All this and more incoming! Enjoy

GIRML x

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WHAT does STROKES GAINED mean?

Sun, 25 May 2025 23:01:00 -0000

It's a bank holiday Monday, but that will not stop The Toms of golf releasing another JAM PACKED episode of GIRML. This week - do we think ARCCOS would help us, the worst explanation of Strokes Gained you've ever heard and is removing driver from the bag a GAME CHANGING play?

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We get some HUGE emails (one from Ping, one from someone called Laura)

Wed, 21 May 2025 23:04:00 -0000

Hello Par Pals!

It's time for another totally menial golf chat with two men called Tom.

This week:

Ping!

Your Golfbidder Emails!

Why is Tom Golf Sad?

All this and more heading to your ears (and eyes). Enjoy!

Toms x

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PGA Championship Recap // Day Four

Mon, 19 May 2025 08:45:00 -0000

It took its sweet, sweet time, but when we got to Sunday afternoon it would appear the second major of the year had started to heat up a little bit… maybe! Can Jon Rahm make the dream come true (no), can Matt Fitzpatrick go on a career defining charge (no), will Scottie grind out a fireworks free win (yes). Let’s all admit it… it wasn’t quite The Masters, but did we enjoy it while it was there (maybe)

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PGA Championship Recap // Day Three

Sun, 18 May 2025 07:22:00 -0000

Morning!

So Day Three has been and gone and we just about managed to watch some of it in between Eurovision.

Was it a good day for Rory? A bad day for Bryson? Another massive day for Scottie?

No, yes, yes.

Have a listen and find out more as we prepare for the big final day at what is without a doubt the biggest major golf event of the year no question.

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PGA Championship Recap // Day Two

Sat, 17 May 2025 08:21:00 -0000

Like a fine wine or a lovely bottle of port, the US PGA has moved on and day two has happened.

Here's Tom and Tom to discuss all the issues including:

The Journeymen

Mud Balls

The Nightmare

The Dream

The Planting of The Right Foot.

And more!

See you tomorrow for more golf talk and hopefully less Tom Cold (sorry).

Toms x

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PGA Championship Recap // Day One

Fri, 16 May 2025 05:57:00 -0000

THE DAILY PODCASTS ARE BACK... can the boys survive, only time will tell. Here is you debrief of what went on over at Quail Hollow on the opening day of the second major of 2025. Let's all be honest, the leaderboard currently isn't the most inspiring thing, but panic not, the boys have still got a couple of #TepidTakes for you to enjoy.

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GOLF INJURY ENDS IN 7 STITCHES 😭

Wed, 14 May 2025 23:01:00 -0000

Another jam packed GIRML for your ear holes… it is MAJOR week, the PGA Championship is here so the lads are limbering up for the RETURN of the daily podcasts; however, on today’s episode you can expect - a return to form for Green, a continued domination of the sport by Price, a truly HORRIFIC golf injury, the crowning of the Sun Mountain Club Glider winner and a return to GolfBidder email corner.

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Would you ever take a seven iron off the par four FIRST TEE?

Sun, 11 May 2025 23:02:00 -0000

Alright Par Pals?

On today's episode:

Price is smug!

Green is sad!

What song plays in your head in between shots?

The monthly medal is IMPOSSIBLE. Discuss.

Is it ok to take a 7 iron off the first tee?

The next Major of the year is nearly here and Price has a new Tepid Take on Rory.

oh ALSO don't forget you can win a Sun Mountain Club Glider! Email us WHERE you'd play golf, WITH who and WHICH COURSE!

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THIS is how you do a SCOTTISH GOLF trip!

Wed, 07 May 2025 23:01:00 -0000

There have been a lot of hectic GIRML episodes, but we think this one takes the biscuit... over the coming half an hour expect - a debrief of the forthcoming Scottish Golf Content explosion, Green has a golf breakdown, Price has reached golf nirvana, the RETURN of the Golf Bidder email corner AND win BIG with the SunMountain and their club glider.

Remember the questions for the competition is as follows - “If you had a Sun Mountain ClubGlider, where would you travel to with it? What course would you play and who would you take with you?”

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This IS the GREATEST day of a golfer's life.

Sun, 04 May 2025 23:10:00 -0000

Alright GIRMLers?

Fancy two men salivating over a golf fitting for 30 minutes or so? You've come to the right place

AND don't forget our incredible PING fitting experience will be up on YouTube from 7pm on Monday 5th May. It's been edited, don't panic. It's not six hours of two men hitting golf balls whilst saying "oh that feels better". Sadly.

Oh and for the REAL nerds - here's the spec the guys went for:

Tom Price

G440 10.5° Max Driver with a PING Tour 2.0 Chrome 65 Stiff shaft and Tour Velvet Gold Grip

G440 #3 & #7 Wood with a PING Tour 2.0 Chrome 75 Stiff shaft and Tour Velvet Gold Grip

G440 23° Hybrid with a Ping Tour 2.0 Chrome 85 Stiff shaft and Tour Velvet Gold Grip

Blueprint S 5-9PW with a DG 120 S300 shaft +1/2” Green CC and Tour Velvet Gold Grip

S159 Chrome Wedges 50/S, 54/H and 60/H with a DG 120 S300 shaft Green CC and Tour Velvet Gold Grip

PLD Milled Ally Blue 35” 2° Flat

The Ping Tour 2.0 Chrome shaft is a low mid to mid launching shaft and the gold grip is +1/32” thicker. The DG120 S300 shaft offers a low trajectory, low spin, and tour-calibre accuracy in a slightly lighter-weight steel.

Tom Green

G440 9° Max Driver set in the Draw position with a PING Tour 2.0 Black 65 Stiff shaft and Tour Velvet White Grip

G440 #4 & #7 Wood with a PING Tour 2.0 Chrome 75 Stiff shaft and Tour Velvet White Grip

G440 4 & 5 iron with a DG105 R300 shaft Black CC and Tour Velvet White Grip

Blueprint S 6-9PW with a DG105 r300 shaft Black CC and Tour Velvet White Grip

S159 Chrome Wedges 52/S and 58/W with a DG105 R300 shaft Black CC and Tour Velvet White Grip

PLD Milled DS72 33” Standard Lie but 2° loft

The Ping Tour 2.0 Black shaft is a low launch low spin shaft. The DG105 R300 shaft is a lightweight steel Mid High launching shaft.

Enjoy!

Toms x

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Rory Mcilroy Phones TWO Presidents!

Wed, 30 Apr 2025 23:01:00 -0000

It is Scotland Week, the lads are off up north to play the royal and ancient game... and they're taking it very very seriously, lots of prep has been done. This week on the pod they discuss Rory getting on the phone with two presidents, getting a helicopter to the course and a RIDICULOUS email from a listener on some questionable medal scoring!!

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The Toms play the official BEST COURSE in UK&I

Sun, 27 Apr 2025 23:01:00 -0000

Hello team GIRML

Welcome back for more golf chat with two men called Tom. This week:

SHOT SHAPING - is it for you? Can you? Dare you? SHOULD you?

Toms play the official best golf course in UK&I.

We also announce the first course we'll be playing on our Scotland trip.

All this and more heading STRAIGHT for your ears.

Team GIRML xx

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Is this the WORST WAY to get a HOLE IN ONE!

Wed, 23 Apr 2025 23:01:00 -0000

Tempid Takes galore... here are your favourite golfing lads back again with more rubbish golf based banter, half remembered stats and simply awful swing advice. What more could you possibly want from GB's second biggest golf podcast. This week - Green has a meltdown, The Scottish Trip is announced and we have more winners in GolfBidder Email corner.

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This Scottie Scheffler fact will BLOW YOUR MIND

Sun, 20 Apr 2025 23:30:00 -0000

Hello and HAPPY EASTER to all those who celebrate

Here comes another episode of GIRML.

On Today's Show:

The Toms set out on a bold and selfless mission to get a full bag fitting

They discuss where the Back Monkey has moved to, now it's off Rory

And of course they inevitably get stuck trying talking about Tom's anger issues.

All this and more on its way to your eyes and ears right now.

Thanks for listening and make sure you're here on Thursday for SOMETHING of an announcement...

TOMS x

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Can Paige Spiranac REVOLUTIONISE your golf!!

Wed, 16 Apr 2025 23:02:00 -0000

There is a serious Masters come-down in the GIRML office, but do not worry because that will not stop the lads bringing you their bi-weekly #TepidTakes. This week they cover: the fear of golf after a GREAT round, can instagram golf girls change your game, GolfBidder email corner returns again and Green has a rant about football strips on golf courses.

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The Masters Recap - Sunday

Mon, 14 Apr 2025 00:05:00 -0000

GOD

An historic day. An achievement no one thought possible. Four of them. That's right. All four of them.

Tom and Tom managed to do a podcast on all four days of a major tournament.

Also, Rory won a career grand slam.

Enjoy!

Toms

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The Masters Recap - Saturday.

Sun, 13 Apr 2025 00:11:00 -0000

Can he do... do we dare to dream. Rory is at the top of The Masters 2025 leaderboard going into Sunday and the stage is SET for what looks like it is going to be an EPIC 18 hole BATTLE to crown the first major winner of 2025. Over the next 30 minutes to dive into the Byrson analysis, a Rosie debrief and debate was that REALLY the best Saturday of any major ever?

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The Masters Recap - Friday.

Fri, 11 Apr 2025 23:24:00 -0000

Rosie holds on, Rory comes back and the rest of the field keep up the pressure!

What a weekend we're in for. But before we get there, what do Tom & Tom make of what happened on Friday?

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The Masters Recap - Thursday.

Thu, 10 Apr 2025 23:10:00 -0000

The lads did what they promised, here is your debrief of what went on over at Augusta National on the opening day of play at The Masters 2025. Unreal scenes from Justin Rose, is Rory doing what he needs to do to get that final major and can the ever volatile Jon Rahm find some form. All that AND MORE as we debrief the opening round of the first major in 2025.

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The WORST SHANK STORY you'll ever hear

Thu, 10 Apr 2025 01:22:00 -0000

Alright calm down.

Actually no don't calm down.

IT'S MASTERS WEEK AND WE'RE HERE TALKING ABOUT GOLF LIKE A PAIR OF PRATTLING IDIOTS.

On today's (first) show:

Tom makes Tom an incredible surprise

It's email corner, brought to you by GolfBidder! Go and check out what incredible clubs you can grab second hand on there now just click HERE

Right. Have a listen, enjoy, and then don't forget WE'LL BE BACK WITH MASTERS WAFFLE LATER ON TODAY (Thursday 10th April 2025, FYI).

Lots of love

The Toms x

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IT IS MASTERS WEEK!

Sun, 06 Apr 2025 23:02:00 -0000

It’s a huge week for GIRML, in a podcast first… we are going to attempt to do an episode every night POST Masters coverage. What’s the worst that can happen? In todays ep we give our Masters predictions, discuss what separates the top from the rest of the pack and double down on our new catchphrase… PEPPER.THE.ROUGH!!

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Tom vs Tom... BUT WHO WON??

Wed, 02 Apr 2025 23:05:00 -0000

Hello YOU... We're back with more inane tepid takes, and AND an amazing email corner brought to you this week by our pals at Golfbidder. Go and have a hunt on there for your ultimate dream golf buy - there are so many brilliant deals and amazing finds. And every time you click THIS LINK you help us out too! A win win, I think you'll find.

Don't forget every Thursday is email corner - get your golf story / hot take in now and you could win a £50 voucher to spend at Golfbidder!

Until next time, Par Pals,

Toms x

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Should we be FILMING GOLF swings???

Sun, 30 Mar 2025 23:01:00 -0000

It's almost April, golf season is waking up and the Toms are here to help you on your merry golfing way... they've got another 30 mins of tepid takes and it feels like this episode might go down in the history books, up there with that episode from season 1 when Price recorded a WHOLE driver fitting and broadcast the lot. Why did that happen, you ask? Well, that's a great question. This episode will forever be know as... THE SWING DEEPDIVE!

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Has Tom broken the rules AGAIN?

Thu, 27 Mar 2025 01:42:00 -0000

That's right - we're back.

Time for another stroll around the block of golf together.

This time on GIRML:

RULES

ETIQUETTE

AN INCREDIBLY LONG EMAIL FROM SOMEONE CALLED HARRY

oh and HUGE news from Tenby

Thanks for coming and do drop us a rating and a review if you've got the time?

Cheers!

Toms x

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Is this the WORST golf ETIQUETTE breach EVER!!

Mon, 24 Mar 2025 00:05:00 -0000

THE MERCH IS ONLINE... CLICK HERE TO BUY

It's a massive podcast episode from The Toms... this week Green is discussing his first 18 holes at the new club (not everything went to plan), the boys debrief their new LAB GOLF putter and debate are they worth it and Price brings a shocking etiquette breach to the table.

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Is Tom about to be golf CANCELLED?

Thu, 20 Mar 2025 00:04:00 -0000

Anyone for some inane golf chat?

This time on GIRML:

Tom learns how to play off the shaft

Tom compares his game to a wild dog

Tom has a new chipping strategy.

All this and more heading to your ears and eyes NOW!

See you next time!

Toms x

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BARRED from GOLF membership

Mon, 17 Mar 2025 00:02:00 -0000

It is a BIG day for the lads at GIRML - Green is getting played into his NEW golf club, the boys are debating the pros and cons of opening up the sport to partners at home and Price is delving into the email inbox to see if breaking 80 on winter rules counts and WHAT is the ultimate golfing achievement set!!

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Would you SUBSCRIBE to a golf coach??

Thu, 13 Mar 2025 02:40:00 -0000

Hi and welcome back to another good talk spoiled.

This week the Toms cover huge topics including:

What's the rule on plugging?

How many of you use a golf coach regularly?

Just what happened to Tom at the monthly medal?

All this and more heading to your ears and eyes if you're a YouTube type.

Enjoy!

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An HONEST review of Quinta Do Lago Golf

Mon, 10 Mar 2025 00:10:00 -0000

Are you thinking of doing a golf trip to the Algarve, there are a lot mistakes you can make... however, there is ONE course which you MUST play. Green is back from a few days golfing in Portugal and he has got the lowdown you need before booking your next trip. Also, a very surprising iron revelation which could help you decide your next set for 2025.

Price is tired and Green has been in the car for 8 hours.

It is a pretty hectic episode. ALSO, they decide which car parking space is the best. It's a frantic 30 mins.

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Toms have THE BEST golf idea ever

Thu, 06 Mar 2025 02:40:00 -0000

Alright?

Shall we spend some more time dwelling on the misery that is golf addiction?

Today:

A CLIFFHANGER!

An incredible idea!

Should courses have a flat track notification?

AND SO MUCH MORE!

**ALSO MERCH COMING SOON SO SO SOON**

Laters

Toms x

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QUIT life and become a CADDY AT ROYAL DORNOCH

Mon, 03 Mar 2025 00:20:00 -0000

They literally will not stop making podcasts, welcome back to GIRML. This week the boys are talking about what goes into a LAB putter fitting, discussing Green’s mate who binned off corporate life to try his luck as a caddie and if it is REALLY possible to start a Youtube series called ‘Quest for The Open… QUALIFYING’

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GOLF IS RUINING MY LIVE

Thu, 27 Feb 2025 01:30:00 -0000

Well hello and welcome along to another hit of your favourite golf podcast.

Today's episode is pretty special. Not only do both Toms have huge news, they also have a huge audience of you lot live in the room with them.

That's right - it's the first ever Golf Is Ruining My Live.

Today they prepare to interview the one and only Inci Mehmet - an interview you can go and find over on our YouTube channel at your leisure.

Enjoy an array of content including:

A Greenkeeper who finally admits they hate golfers

A listener who had a great time on the 7th hole in Taunton a while back

And the moment Green pays Price a compliment.

All that and more!

And don't forget you can get your hands on the fantastic new golf game everyone is talking about.

You can Pre-Order PGA TOUR 2K25 Deluxe or Legend Edition to get up to 7 days of Early Access, starting February 21. PGA TOUR 2K25 is out on PS5 and Xbox Series X&S February 28. Follow THIS link.

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The LIVE Podcast HANGOVER!

Mon, 24 Feb 2025 16:02:00 -0000

It happened, they did the thing… despite getting in at just before midnight the lads jumped straight back into the podcast studio to bring you the Monday edition of GIRML.

Expect a behind the curtain look at what happened during the live pod, how Price is shooting the best scores of his LIFE and a look into what EXACTLY the new Trackman bays offer

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Is STABLEFORD PROPER golf?

Thu, 20 Feb 2025 01:20:00 -0000

This week the Tom's are arguing over a BIG question... is Stableford a PROPER way of playing golf?

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Can AMATEUR golfers use TOUR GOLF BAGS?

Mon, 17 Feb 2025 00:10:00 -0000

Just when we thought spring golfer was coming, we get dragged back into the depths of winter. This week on the pod the Tom's are arguing over if amateurs can use staff tour bags, talking with a farmer who plays FIVE times a week and so much more!

Want to come watch us LIVE this Sunday, follow the link below

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Green makes an OUTRAGEOUS claim

Thu, 13 Feb 2025 03:00:00 -0000

Morning all

It's another stroll through the golf addled brains of two men called Tom

This time:

Tom Green's BOLD golfing claim

We plan a summer of single figures

Just what is a Spurk, and should you see a doctor if you have one?

All this and more - and don't forget the whole episode is up on our YouTube!

TEAM GIRML x

ps - a teeny tiny handful of tickets still available for our live event at Pitch, Canary Wharf on February 23rd. Bring your sorry golf self down and come and see a live recording of the show.

Tickets HERE!

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HOW MUCH IS TOOOO MUCH FOR GOLF

Sun, 09 Feb 2025 23:10:00 -0000

Firstly, we've managed to get a FINAL 30 more tickets released for Golf Is Ruining My LIVE they will go on sale at 5pm tonight and you can grab tickets from the link below. Hopefully we will see YOU in Pitch, Canary Wharf on the 23rd Feb.

Anyway, back to THIS episode... another 30 mins of chat from the boys, including a deep dive into HOW much is TOO much to spend on a round of golf AND a root around the email inbox to find out some questions from you lot.

Welcome to the Monday episode of Golf Is Ruining My Life!

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Tom makes an on air APOLOGY???!!

Thu, 06 Feb 2025 01:10:00 -0000

Hello and welcome back to more golf chat with two men called Tom. Lots going on this week for the podcast... we SOLD OUT the live event on day one!!! So, that's a thing.. also on todays ep, expect:

Intense chat about winter golf misery
The most incredible bit of punditry from Price
The worst joke in the world!!!

And more GOLFING life for your ears

Don't forget, if you've not already, smash that subscribe button on Spotify and Apple Podcasts. Also, here a lovely word from our fantastic sponsors:

This episode is brought to you by PGA TOUR 2K25. PGA TOUR 2K25 is rated PEGI 3.

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PODCAST LIVE TICKETS ARE ON SALE!

Mon, 03 Feb 2025 00:10:00 -0000

This is NOT a drill, Golf Is Ruining My Live tickets are on sale NOW... follow the link below to our Eventbrite page and you can buy tickets to the pop-up podcast show at Pitch's new Canary Wharf Store, in partnership with PGA TOUR 2K25!

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It is happening on the 23rd Feb and we CAN'T WAIT to see you there!

Anyway, in other news, it's just another classic episode of the GIRML podcast. The boys are getting to grips with the news studios, Price has got an aggressive cold, Green can't hit his woods anymore and Price tries to explain a grip change ONLY using audio!

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OUR LIVE EVENT IS COMING! ARE YOU?

Thu, 30 Jan 2025 01:10:00 -0000

An exciting day... not ONLY have we got a new logo and a new studio, but we've also got a brand new LIVE event coming your way, in association with our pals at PGA TOUR 2K25.

We're going to be down at the BRAND NEW Pitch store in Canary Wharf on February 23rd. A live recording of the podcast, unlimited Trackman Simulator access, a celebrity appearance from a Sky Sports Golf HERO of ours, AND competitions. LOTS of competitions. And some drinks. What more could you want?!

A VERY limited number of tickets will be available from Monday 3rd February... check in here to get all the details and your hands on some tickets!

That's it for now. See you there yeah?

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Is a WINTER UK Golf Break MADNESS

Mon, 27 Jan 2025 00:10:00 -0000

Some would saying gathering a group together for a UK golf break in January would be pointless! Well, not us... we sent Green off into the wilderness of the North-West to test drive Siloth-On-Soleway and St.Anne's Old Links for us, and guess what, he came back smelling of roses. Maybe a Jan golf break could be the play. Expect a deep dive analysis of that and more of the same old rubbish from your two favourite average golfing nerds.

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What's the MOST ANNOYING golf club rule?

Thu, 23 Jan 2025 02:30:00 -0000

Alright golfers

Another update from the golfing lives of Tom and Tom.

This week:

The blame game

Should golf shoes be allowed in the bar?

How on earth is Tom going to hit his 3 iron?

AND

Drumroll...

WE HAVE A NEW DATE FOR YOUR DIARY

All that and more

Thanks for your emails! Keep 'em coming!

Toms x

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VISUALISATION... golf's HIDDEN secret!

Mon, 20 Jan 2025 00:10:00 -0000

Well HELLO 2025... after a much needed break away from golf ramblings, Green & Price are back in town for another 12 months of utter golfing guff. Just two lads, obsessed by a sport, that does not love them back. Expect all the same stuff this year as you got last, but this time, they're older, fatter and swinging slower. Also, does any read these descriptions? If so... we've got a BIG surprise coming for YOU in the next two week omg

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The format Tom is NEVER playing again

Wed, 25 Dec 2024 01:00:00 -0000

HAPPY GOLFMAS EVERYONE

May today bring you love, warmth, comfort and new balls.

And a lovely GIRML Xmas special! You lucky devils.

Enjoy Skins chat, a lovely email AND A POEM

A POEM

AN ACTUAL POEM

Thanks so much for listening to the show this year. We'll be back in early 2025!

Toms xx

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Dreaming of SUMMER golf!

Mon, 23 Dec 2024 00:10:00 -0000

Feeling a big BOGGED down with RUBBISH winter golf, do not panic... the boys are here to reminisce about golfing days of yore. This is your half an hour of golfing paradise, let your worries drift away and remember... The Masters are coming.

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Who DID Tom meet at the golf awards?

Thu, 19 Dec 2024 01:50:00 -0000

Alright?

Nearly there - the final few swishes and swipes of the golfing year approach, and Tom and Tom are once more ruminating on such huge topics as golf balls, second hand wellies, and how badly you can mingle when you've had red wine on an empty stomach.

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EVERY golf question YOU'VE EVER asked... answered!

Mon, 16 Dec 2024 00:10:00 -0000

Right, can we pleaaase stop spamming the inbox demanding another emails special... we have heard the calls and we have decided to do answer. Welcome to a Golf Is Ruining My Life :: Emails Specials. We are going through the inbox and trying to empty it before the festive period gets fully underway.

So expect golf advice, golf tantrums, golf dramas and golf course admiration.

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Who has WON BIG at the GOLF COURSE AWARDS?

Thu, 12 Dec 2024 03:00:00 -0000

Hello from the top of the shard!

This week the Toms are proud to be bringing you a GIRML special from the first ever Golf Course Awards.

We'll be telling you who has won a FABULOUS trip to play one of the winning courses, and also telling you how you could win an awesome prize with our pals at Charles Tywrwhitt.

So prepare yourself for a deep dive into some of the Uk&I's best golf courses, and a lot of Toms getting far too excited about golf. As usual.

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Is conservative play... good?

Mon, 09 Dec 2024 07:42:00 -0000

GIRML'ers, it was a BIG week for the podcast, we headed over to The Shard for the Golf Course Awards (more on that on Thursday), it was there we fell in love with Nick Dougherty, also on the show this Monday - is INTENSE conservative golf play the way to better scores, Christmas golf texts are being sent and we've found our archenemy via the email inbox!

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WIN WIN WIN WIN! (win!)

Thu, 05 Dec 2024 03:20:00 -0000

Hi folks and welcome along to another instalment of GIRML.

This week:

WIN!

G4D!

WIN!

What's a sign someone is good at golf?

Also, WIN!

That's all for now. Don't forget to like, subscribe, scratch and sniff!

Toms x

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WE DID A GOLFING MEET UP!

Mon, 02 Dec 2024 00:34:00 -0000

Can you believe it, we arranged a golfing meet up, in a weird corner of Central London and it wasn't a complete flop - pun fully intended. IT HAPPENED!! It was a total joy to see some of you in real life and hand out some extremely ropey, 'Happy To Talk Golf' merch! On top of this in this weeks ep we talk filming content for Youtube, Winter golf taking HOLD in the UK and how much further will you hit it after upgrading clubs!

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Tom makes a swing breakthrough LIVE ON AIR

Mon, 25 Nov 2024 03:00:00 -0000

Another stunning selection of A-grade golf chat from the Toms. If ignorance is bliss, welcome to paradise.

This week:

Tom works out he always hits it short

Tom decides to talk through every shot he takes, even by himself

Tom finds our first listener couple

Don't forget if you want to enrage Tom, just go on any of our socials and use the code MOROCCO25 absolutely anywhere.

And we'll see you at 1315 at Regent's Square for some freebie giveaways.

And don't forget to listen to us TODAY (Monday 25th) on Sky Sports at 6pm.

See you Thursday?

Toms

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DOPING(ish) AT AN AMATEUR EVENT

Thu, 21 Nov 2024 00:10:00 -0000

A second helping from your favourite golfing buddies, welcome to the Thursday edition of Golf Is Ruining My Life. This week Price & Green dissect what makes the perfect golfing partner, they talk about the weird London meet up, when is it okay to not help to help a mate and have we found someone doping at the amateur level (lol)

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WE'RE GIVING STUFF AWAY!

Mon, 18 Nov 2024 02:50:00 -0000

In stunning developments we're having a weird golf meet-up.

Listen to the whole ep to find out more.

This could go badly wrong.

ALSO TODAY:

Links golf - can Tom ever crack it?

Have we got slower at golf?

Can you grow our community and win a prize? Step up!

HAVE A BEER WITH YOUR GREENKEEPER

Right see you (literally) soon.

Toms x

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Are Pro-V1's the ULTIMATE golf THING!

Thu, 14 Nov 2024 00:10:00 -0000

WE ARE LIVE ON YOUTUBE... not that you podcast audio only listeners care about that, but we thought it was worth mentioning. This weeks the lads discuss the ULTIMATE golf THING, which we think could potentially be the Titleist Pro-V1, they also delve into the subject of country membership at golf courses and if setting fire to club house half way huts is ever okay (it isn't)

Please headover to Youtube and do all the Youtube things, we wanna see your comments!

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Golf GELS? REALLY? Yep.

Mon, 11 Nov 2024 11:38:00 -0000

hi hi

What should you eat on the golf course?

What should you do if you're better than your handicap?

Just HOW annoying is Dan Walker?

AND MORE

Like / subscribe / comment and all that.

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The ONLY Golf Nutrition advice you NEED!

Wed, 06 Nov 2024 00:10:00 -0000

Sorry, we are late... we get it! We have dropped the ball, we've done that thing where you tee you up drive and then knock it off slightly. It's bad. We are bad. Sorry! However, this week the lads gets serious and delve into the strange topic of nutrition in golf! Can you we take some of Green's marathon knowledge to ensure we keep our brains in tip top shape during 18 holes. We shall find out!

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TOM HAS WALKED OFF

Thu, 31 Oct 2024 02:00:00 -0000

Hey golfers! Shall we?

This week:

Tom gets delayed

Tom keeps away from kids on the golf course

AMOS NEWS

And more...

Also keep your 2024 Wisdom emails coming please!

See you next week

John Smedley x

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Tom's HAD THE BREAKTHROUGH

Mon, 28 Oct 2024 03:00:00 -0000

hi hi

Here we golf again

Another half hour in the company of two broken men complaining and loving golf in the same breath.

This week:

Tom is swinging it a bit less

Tom is working out the more you play the worse you putt

Tom gets distracted by handicap stats

If you'd like to go and help us annoy the TikTok trolls do go and have a follow of us and get stuck in.

AND email us your wisdom of the year for our 2024 Wisdom special...

All the best

See you in Morocco,

John Smedley xx

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Only ONE SWING thought that YOU'll EVER need!

Wed, 23 Oct 2024 23:10:00 -0000

The boys are back in town... welcome to the Thursday podcast drop. Another episode delving into such GRIPPING topics as Green's new swing thought, Price's mate's weird addiction, can you get the virtual golf yipps and is matchplay just a bit annoying?

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LIVE FROM THE GOLF COURSE (car park)

Sun, 20 Oct 2024 23:10:00 -0000

THE EPISODE YOU'VE ALL BE WAITING FOR... well, a handful of you have been waiting for. Tom Green is back on tee. Tom Green is back submitting score cards to my EG. 18 holes at the spiritual home of Golf Is Ruining My Life... Muswell Hill Golf Course in North London. This episode is recorded live from, multiple, car in the car park. It is certainly a unique episode. With some deep deeeeep spiritual enlightenment halfway through!

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The BEST rule in golf?

Thu, 17 Oct 2024 01:00:00 -0000

Welcome back to another tour through the golfing lows and lows of Tom and Tom.

Today:

The Grove!

Tom's Telling Off!

Toms' plans for March

AND

HUGE NEWS

TOMS ARE PLAYING TOGETHER FOR THE FIRST TIME IN A WHILE!

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New episodes every Monday and Thursday

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Could YOU turn Pro in... 12 months!?!

Sun, 13 Oct 2024 23:10:00 -0000

Par Pals... gather around the golfing campfire and settle down for another episode of Golf Is Ruining My life, this week the boys are talking grip changes, feeling at home on golf courses, turning pro in 12 months, unreal handicap drops and so much more

Email - thetom@golfisruiningmylife.co.uk

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DO NOT BID ON THIS ITEM

Thu, 10 Oct 2024 02:00:00 -0000

Hi Par Pals

Welcome back to more golf chat.

Today:

Please don't bid on this product.

Can we actually make an event happen?

Is the Dunhill a bit ... rubbish?

AND MORE

Peace and love

Toms xx

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SHANKS AT GLENEAGLES

Sun, 06 Oct 2024 23:10:00 -0000

Now, because the podcast episodes were SO hectic last week with Marrakesh / Wales-gate and STILL feeling the SEISMIC effects of Price's Bandit issue, we never really got round to doing an email special... and we've had SO MANY fantastic emails. So, in a change up to the normal format we are going to a 'start of the week' emails special.

Including more bandit watch, shanks at Gleneagles and an abundance of people saying Wales will be better than Marrakesh (lol those emails don't exist)

Email - thetom@golfisruiningmylife.co.uk

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WHERE IS TOM'S GOLF HOLIDAY?

Thu, 03 Oct 2024 00:10:00 -0000

Finally, after (3) days of waiting, the answer is in.

Tom Green's Preston Pals are off on a golf trip. But did anyone guess where?

No. They absolutely didn't.

Email - thetoms@golfisruiningmylife.co.uk

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EXACTLY what is WRONG with Golf Retail

Sun, 29 Sep 2024 23:10:00 -0000

WORD OF WARNING... switch this off now, you are entering the cursed episode of Golf Is Ruining My Life. It is hard to put our fingers on EXACTLY what is wrong with this episode, but there is just something not quite right about it. We started off on a bad footing with a 15 minute deep dive into the workings of American Golf. And we are not sure it gets any better from there on in.

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When Tom MET TOMMY

Thu, 26 Sep 2024 01:30:00 -0000

Hello hello and welcome back for more golf chat from Toms.

Today they take you on a trip to Wentworth West… and also briefly get SAD about the fact it’s nearly winter.

Onwards!

Toms

Email - thetoms@golfisruiningmylife.co.uk

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Is it okay to EVER leave a round EARLY!

Sun, 15 Sep 2024 23:10:00 -0000

After the saddest episode in GIRML history, the boys reluctantly head to the email inbox to get a listener debrief on how the news of Price's competition departure has been received... did he leave the course prematurely, or was that the correct response to an abhorrent case of Banditry. You decide!

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IS TALKING REALLY THE ANSWER?

Tue, 10 Sep 2024 09:51:00 -0000

So, it happened. Price got down to the last four at his Club's Captain's Cup.

I wonder how it went...

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This EXACTLY what's WRONG with golf shoes

Wed, 04 Sep 2024 23:10:00 -0000

It is a Thursday in September, which means two things... 1.) There is a brand new episode of your favourite golf podcast, Golf Is Ruining My Life. 2.) Winter Golf is coming. Winter golf means a lot of things, however one thing is indisputable, we need to be changing our golf shoes... or do we? ALSO this week, the lads go through ONLY ONE of your emails and Price has a wobble ahead of his big golf competition.

Email - thetom@golfisruiningmylife.co.uk

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The BIGGEST sporting moment in Price's life?

Mon, 02 Sep 2024 02:00:00 -0000

Welcome back and gather round your wireless for more inane golf chat.

This week Price is on the bring of a breakdown because he's got a semi on, and Green hasn't slept properly for three weeks.

Classic stuff.

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What EXACTLY makes you a GOLFING LEGEND!?!

Thu, 29 Aug 2024 23:10:00 -0000

So many questions, so little time... the GIRML inbox has been overflowing recently. Granted, we blame ourselves for that because we did ask for emails a few weeks ago. BUT, we didn't expect the AMOUNT we got. So this Friday morning the boys are delving into the big Outlook sack and seeing what treats are inside... INCLUDING: Breaking 100 with less clubs, what makes someone a bandit, golfing super powers, our true golfing selves and SHOULD we do a sober golf trip

Email - thetom@golfisruiningmylife.co.uk

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The BIGGEST game of Tom's life

Tue, 27 Aug 2024 01:00:00 -0000

TODAY on Golf Is Ruining My Life!

How can you still enjoy golf if you're good? Doesn't anger get in the way?

Also how should you best react to people who tut when you say you play golf?

ALSO - Tom Price has the biggest round of golf of his summer (and life?) coming up. How can we help him win?

let us know! thetoms@golfisruiningmylife.co.uk

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The BEST way to play in a two-ball?

Thu, 22 Aug 2024 02:00:00 -0000

On today's show:

Tom Green issues an apology

Tom Price gets an 8

And you, dear listeners, get another half hour of golf waffle. Golffle?

Speak soon!

Toms xx

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ONE golf club to REVOLUTIONISE your game

Sun, 18 Aug 2024 23:10:00 -0000

A brand new week can only mean one thing... a FREASH 30 minutes of lukewarm golf banter from your favourite golfing pair, it is Golf Is Ruining My Life. This week the lads delve back into the post box to ask your most requested questions - how do I break 100, who is better a society member or regular golf club member and HOW do you get your kids into golf?

Email - thetom@golfisruiningmylife.co.uk

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You WILL break 100 if you follow our advice

Thu, 15 Aug 2024 03:10:00 -0000

Hello and Fore Left/Right to you all

Here's another dose of high end golf chat, with Toms G and P discussing greenkeeping, drivers and Busted. Three topics they honestly know very little about.

Another classic ep, then.

See you soon for an email special. If you fancy taking part in our Break 100 experiment, drop us a line at thetoms@golfisruiningmylife.co.uk

Cheers

Toms x

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The ONLY Golf book you NEED

Sun, 11 Aug 2024 23:10:00 -0000

Even with Price away on summer holidays, the lads will not stop suppling A CLASS golf content into your ears. Welcome to another week of GB'S 5TH BIGGEST GOLF PODCAST, it is Golf Is Ruining My Life.

This week it is all about the new love for the 60 degree wedge, the only golf book you are ever going to need and a FULL debrief from Green on LIV Golf UK @ The JCB

Email - thetom@golfisruiningmylife.co.uk

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Is Tom STILL using IRON headcovers

Sun, 04 Aug 2024 23:10:00 -0000

Sorry lads, bit of quick episode this week... long story short, Price thinks it's appropriate to go on holiday and prioritise his family over us, his family comrades. BLASPHEMY. Never fear though, as although this episode is short it packs a MIGHTY punch covering such topics as - LIV Golf @ JCB, Iron head covers, wedge fittings & BMW Wentworth.

Email - thetom@golfisruiningmylife.co.uk

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DRINKING on the course? OK? Or do you judge?

Thu, 01 Aug 2024 02:00:00 -0000

Here we are then, Toms discussing golf and complaining quite a lot about:

bar tabs

on course drinking

the fact we quite like the new Bryson video

All that and more!

Toms xx

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Is this the HIGHEST Stableford score EVER?

Mon, 29 Jul 2024 08:36:00 -0000

The People's golf podcast returns, another week another two episodes incoming... today it is all about the Monday drop and that means discussions of golf chat at weddings, one of the great emails we've ever had containing an UNREAL Stableford score and is it fair we put an upper limit on the handicap system in competitions?

Email - thetom@golfisruiningmylife.co.uk

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How do you INSTANTLY improve tv golf coverage?

Thu, 25 Jul 2024 03:30:00 -0000

Alright then here we go again with two Toms and a microphone and a sport which is designed to drive you totally, wonderfully, mad.

Welcome back.

Great news for fans of technical disasters - enjoy the moment our microphones break and we have to use the camera mic. It's really professional. Sorry.

And welcome to the show, new listeners. It's not always like this.

Don't forget to email the show with literally ANY golf content you like. thetoms@golfisruiningmylife.co.uk

Laters!

Toms xx

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The SECRET Golf Zip, it'll CHANGE YA Life!

Mon, 22 Jul 2024 08:44:00 -0000

And like that the final major of the mens golfing calendar is done, and boy what a season have we had so far. But do not worry listener, the show is going no-where. The bi-weekly drops will continue, the rubbish golf banter will never cease. This week Green has a VERY hot take on which major is now his favourite, the boys reveal a golfing hack you might never have heard of and Price’s brother has the ultimate golf spectator experience!

Email - thetom@golfisruiningmylife.co.uk

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The Open Championship is HERE

Wed, 17 Jul 2024 23:10:00 -0000

How on EARTH has this happened already... we are at the final major of 2024, and in the UK we are yet to have ANY summery weather! Alas, this wont stop the Toms diving head first into another 30 minutes of golf chat; this week it is all about the Cobra | Puma golf day in Leeds, who is going to take home the trophy and who would have to be in the final group to make you drive to Scotland?

Email - thetom@golfisruiningmylife.co.uk

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What would you STEAL from the Ryder Cup?

Mon, 15 Jul 2024 03:00:00 -0000

Yep we're back, and this time we've got some added bonus content in the shape of the brilliant Sam Westwood. He's currently climbing up the Clutch Tour, on his way to great things. We catch up with him and discuss kit, practice and why he SOMETIMES listens to his Dad's advice.

Don't forget to give us a follow on all the socials and subscribe over on our YouTube!

See you later in the week for more Toms having a total golf breakdown!

Toms x

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We are the UKs 5TH BIGGEST GOLF podcast!

Wed, 10 Jul 2024 23:10:00 -0000

ermm... did In mention we are now Great Britain's 5th biggest golf podcast? OH YEAH! We can not thank you all enough for downloading each week and spreading the Golf Is Ruining My Life gospel far and wide. We love for you forever!

This week on the show we are delving back into the email inbox to answer some of your listener questions, including why do you always play so much better solo? Also, we have ruffled some golfing feathers over at PXG and Price can't chip.

Email - thetom@golfisruiningmylife.co.uk

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Possibly the BEST GOLF QUESTION WE HAVE EVER ASKED

Mon, 08 Jul 2024 01:20:00 -0000

Hi GIRMLers

Thanks for dropping by.

Today; Green confesses where he keeps his golf clubs. It's so shocking Price makes him apologise to his sticks.

Also we'll find out who has won our competition to come and play a round with Price in Leeds.

COMING SOON - the scariest email we've ever had.

And more.

Toms x

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Come PLAY Golf with US!

Wed, 03 Jul 2024 23:10:00 -0000

I think this episode contains one of the best emails we have EVER had to the show, you think you have heard of slow play... you have not heard anything yet! You won't believe what one listener had to put up with! Also, after months and months of being asked for a listener golf experience, we might have an UNREAL competition lined up, only for PODCAST listeners.

Email - thetom@golfisruiningmylife.co.uk

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Which golfers are FASTEST?

Mon, 01 Jul 2024 03:10:00 -0000

Toms G and P return to once more take a ramble through the ups and downs of our golfing lives.

Almost by accident, Tom manages to open up a new culture war within golf - which are fastest? Links golfers or parkland golfers? It's links, isn't it?

Let us know your thoughts, your fears, and how your seasons are going - thetoms@golfisruiningmylife.co.uk

ALSO - news of an amazing competition coming soon. Keep July 11th free in your diary and get ready for the best golfing day of your summer.

Laters!

T's x

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How to LOWER your golf score FAST

Wed, 26 Jun 2024 23:10:00 -0000

You NEED to wait until the end of this episode to hear about something VERY exciting the Golf Is Ruining My Life boys have got in store for you. Also this week the lads delve back into the email inbox, try and work out how older golfers are still shooting low and ONCE AGAIN start reminising about days of junior golf.

Keep your emails coming in as we love reading them - thetoms@golfisruiningmylife.co.uk

and PLEASE if you can spare two minutes, we would love a 5 star review!

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HUGE Golf ball confession

Mon, 24 Jun 2024 02:30:00 -0000

The balls aren't cleaned, but they are bitten, in a brand new bit of golf chat from Toms G and P.

Also - what other sport helps your golf most?

AND - how much is too much when it comes to green fees?

Get in touch with the show and we'll read your email out and discuss literally ANYTHING golf related for probably too long - thetoms@golfisruiningmylife.co.uk

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How to play SCRATCH golf... NOW!

Tue, 18 Jun 2024 23:30:00 -0000

A married man returns, Green is back from his wedding and honeymoon with tales of a beautiful pre nuptials tournament at the simply magical Manor House Golf Course. Price has unlocked what it means to go VERY low as he almost breaks par at Muswell Hill. Rory manages to mess up a 3 footer, proving golf is TRULY very VERY difficult.

It is a classic Golf Is Ruining My Life episode... and would you believe your eyes, we are back to double drop weeks. Aren't you lucky!

We are going to do another email special so please do get your emails over to thetoms@golfisruiningmylife.co.uk

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Who is your top YouTube golfer?

Mon, 17 Jun 2024 02:00:00 -0000

Yo, word, 'sup

Toms G and P today spend quite a long time discussing YouTube golf and how to be a good golf influencer so all the kids love you.

Then they quickly move on and talk about playing through, and a bunch of other things all related to how much golf is continuing to ruin all our lives. You can also find out what a Torchwood burn filter is.

ALSO - is fat TG about to make an appearance??

Enjoy!

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Tom Green drops a golf BOMBSHELL

Mon, 10 Jun 2024 03:00:00 -0000

Tom Green has had the best round of golf of his year. Even though he had to leave after 16. Disgrace.

We also discuss what one golf tip you'd like to have tattooed on your hand. As you do.

What's yours? Email us! thetoms@golfisruiningmylife.co.uk

We're not double dropping this week because Tom (Green) is selfishly on honeymoon. But we'll be back at it from next week, we promise (in front of our friends and families).

See you then!

Toms x

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What can a HIGH handicapper learn from a SCRATCH player?

Wed, 05 Jun 2024 23:10:00 -0000

A lovely Thursday treat in your podcast inboxes, this time it is another email special. There is nothing that pleases the boys more than your emails… this time around they are picking up a couple of loose ends from DIY clubs and sneaking onto courses. They also delve into the world of what can scratch golfers teach us and an email from are YOUNGEST listener.

Get your emails in now - thetoms@golfisruiningmylife.co.uk

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Golf kit DIY NIGHTMARES

Tue, 04 Jun 2024 03:30:00 -0000

Hello!

Toms G and P return to take you through the pratfalls and pitfalls of our ridiculous game, once more.

Don't forget to like and subscribe over on our YouTube channel where you can see this very episode in full glorious technicolour.

See you later in the week!

Toms x

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GHOSTED on a tee time!

Thu, 30 May 2024 09:30:00 -0000

DOUBLE DROP WEEK!

We made a golfing promise, and that we plan on keeping that promise from now until the day we depart these lush fairways... SO, what have we go in store for you today! Price has QUITE LITERALLY a 15 minute rant about slow play and how annoying it is when you encounter it AFTER letting people through. Also, Green wants your most flaky golf mates!

ALSO... WE LOVE YOUR EMAILS! Got a story for us, send it in to thetoms@golfisruiningmylife.co.uk

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The ultimate golf birthday list

Tue, 28 May 2024 03:10:00 -0000

Toms are back and this time - you're not going to believe this - they're talking about golf!

Birthday lists, bucket list golf courses and also - do YOU need a golf therapist??

Don't forget to drop us an email thetoms@golfisruiningmylife.co.uk and follow us on all the socials and the YouTubes.

See you later this week!

Toms

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FIGHTS on golf courses, BANNED from Club houses & STEALING Flags!

Wed, 22 May 2024 23:01:00 -0000

Big statement - this is the best podcast GIRML ever done!

Yup you heard us right. Once again we have handed the reigns of the show over to you lot and the email inbox and it has provided such a wonderful treat. From stories of individuals getting banned from club houses, is Price still using the Iron head covers, fist fights on tee boxes, the future of LIV/PGA, what is the MAXIMUM golf experiences and so much more.

Remember, you can always your two pence into the show by emailing thetoms@golfisruiningmylife.co.uk

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USPGA Post Match Discussion

Tue, 21 May 2024 03:00:00 -0000

The toms, tired after going to bed at midnight, take you through their thoughts on an incredible US PGA. Is this the most interesting US PGA EVER?

Also, Tom's playing a tournament this week and is going to get absolutely pumped.

When have you been totally demolished on the golf course? thetoms@golfisruiningmylife.co.uk

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US PGA PREVIEW

Wed, 15 May 2024 04:00:00 -0000

A midweek drop from Tom and Tom? It MUST be the second major of the season.

Tom and Tom discuss the runners, riders, Tigers and Tommys who are all after the second big trophy of the year.

Tom also tells us about shooting ten over.

Enjoy! Rate! Review! Swing Slow!

See you next time

Toms x

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Have you EVER played golf with COMPLETE novices?

Mon, 13 May 2024 23:01:00 -0000

The start of the week can only mean one thing, another episode of your favourite golf podcast. This week is totally jam packed with the lads discussing Green's stag do golf trip, Price's issues with the Muswell Hill Golf Comp, Tom Holland's issue with a golf ball at St Andrews and the latest teams coming out of the TGL golf league.

Remember, you can email the boys from the show whenever you want - thetoms@golfisruiningmylife.co.uk

Enjoy golf legends x

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Do YOU know ALL the rules in golf?

Mon, 06 May 2024 23:01:00 -0000

This week the lads put their golf rules knowledge to the test and see how well they know this sport we claim to love...

Do you know how to take a legal practise swing in a bunker, do you know how to get a drop from a drive hit OB, do you get relief from a divot in the fairway. So many questions and so soooo many answers.

All Prices takes on a scratch golf competition and Green has a new favourite club

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The gloves are off

Mon, 29 Apr 2024 03:00:00 -0000

Monday's here, sadly, but so is a new episode of Golf Is Ruining My Life.

Today Toms discuss teenage pain, gloves and exactly how much should a spot of holiday golf in North Cornwall cost?

We also discuss, possibly not for the final time, the calendar grand slam (ain't gonna happen lads).

As ever don't forget to drop us a line at thetoms@golfisruiningmylife.co.uk and give us a follow over on YouTube!

Listeners' email special coming soon, too!

Toms x

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What should the AVERAGE round of golf cost?

Mon, 22 Apr 2024 23:03:00 -0000

We ALL know that golf can be expensive, OF COURSE WE DO! But... you turn up to your average spot on a Sunday morning, what are you expecting to pay? Now... let me ask you that question again. You turn up to your average golf spot on a Sunday and the whole place is water logged. Now what? The boys delve into what we should all be paying to play.

ALSO THIS WEEK..

Price makes golf about zombies and Green considers a bag reshuffle

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Masters Debrief

Tue, 16 Apr 2024 03:00:00 -0000

Hello and welcome to our Masters Special, where Price and Green have a look through the first Major of the year. Mainly we're just wondering if anyone is ever going to beat Scottie again, but we also get time for a quick talk about the latest way Price has embarrassed himself on the course.

Also - and you'll enjoy this - we asked a weird AI feature to come up with a show description. Have a listen to the episode then read this and see if you can spot what's happened here:

The Masters Debrief Special covers the highlights and disappointments of the tournament. The conversation touches on Scottie Scheffler's dominant win, the lack of competition from other players, and the potential for Scheffler to achieve a Grand Slam. They discuss Ludwig Hammerstrom's impressive performance as a newcomer and the struggles of Jordan Spieth.

Congratulations to Ludwig.

Right - email special coming up soon so get your emails in to thetoms@golfisruiningmylife.co.uk - what's the naughtiest thing you've ever done on a course? And any other topic really...

See you soon!

Toms

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Masters 2024 HUGE Betting Tips, Long Odds, EW returns and VITAL insights!

Wed, 10 Apr 2024 15:34:36 -0000

It is FINALLY the best time of the year, the golf season has started and the first major of 2024 is about to start. It is ALL about who is going to fill up that betting account for the rest of the year… over 20 mins the boys take a deep dive into the world of Augusta National and figure out WHO is worth betting on over the next 4 days. This is ESSENTIAL listening!

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Tom has bought the worst golf product ever

Mon, 08 Apr 2024 10:25:00 -0000

Morning!

Welcome back to more golf chat, courtesy of Toms Price and Green.

Today - your emails, Tom has bought a terrible product, Tom is fed up with the wet weather, and a reminder that bunkers need sand.

Don't forget to drop us an email and join in the golf chat - thetoms@golfisruiningmylife.co.uk

Masters activity on TikTok coming up this week too - check us out and give us a follow yeah?

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Are lake balls any good, GREAT golf presents and what does the PERFECT golf bag look like!

Thu, 04 Apr 2024 00:00:00 -0000

This week the lads delve into the listener email bag and take a good rumble around, there are some incredible questions from you lot... including is it possible to save money on golf balls, what presents are worth buying on golf trip and is it okay to have the radio on at the driving range?

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Tom worries he's going to fall over

Mon, 01 Apr 2024 03:30:00 -0000

Welcome back to another thirty minute stroll through the total mental breakdown that is golf.

This week Toms talk 7 irons, distance, intrusive thoughts and how to teach kids about putting and feel like you're changing lives.

Don't forget to follow us on all our socials and do check out our YouTube page and give us a follow there please thanks. You can now listen to and watch loads of our eps up there.

Love and kisses and Listeners Email Special coming soon!

Toms xx

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Are you SURE about the WHITE tees?

Mon, 25 Mar 2024 00:01:00 -0000

Oh hello golf fans, we go again! Welcome to another episode of your favourite golf podcast, this week the boys are going into GRANULAR detail about Green's trip to Portugal and some POOR white tee etiquette that was witnessed. We delve into the news that LIV is coming to the JCB course this summer and what we SHOULD be doing after a hole in one!

Remember, you can always email the boys - thetoms@golfisruiningmylife.co.uk

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The Best Bit of Golf

Mon, 18 Mar 2024 04:02:19 -0000

Tom's off to Portugal, Other Tom's off to break par.

There's also some golf ASMR

AND THEN THERE'S THE CONE THAT WILL CHANGE YOUR LIFE

WATCH THIS CONE VIDEO AT ONCE and let us know what you think!

You're welcome.

See you next week!

Toms xx

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The one that gets... spiritual?

Mon, 11 Mar 2024 00:07:31 -0000

The boys are back for another 30 minutes of benign golf chat, this week it is all about the return of everyone's favourite Netflix show, 'Full Swing'. Also, get out the camp fires, logs and acoustic guitars because the lads get golf spiritual.

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When will the rain stop

Mon, 04 Mar 2024 04:12:09 -0000

Hello. If you, like Tom and Tom, can't play golf at the moment FEAR NOT - we are here to provide you with golf chat and quite a lot of golf whining.

What makes you most anxious on the course?

What's the worst sound in golf?

How come Tom gets to go to Portugal to play golf while Tom has to stay at home?

All this and much more.

Don't forget to bung us a rating and review if you get a second.

See you next time!

Toms x

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Saturated Golf

Mon, 26 Feb 2024 03:57:38 -0000

The weather is ruining our golf, guys, so get ready for some moaning and sadness.

Also an extended chat about Cobra Puma which we PROMISE isn't an advert but it does sound a bit like it.

We then talk about ... well ... golf. Standard.

Drop us an email! What's your 2024 golf plans? thetoms@golfisruiningmylife.co.uk

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LISTENER Q&A SPECIAL

Fri, 23 Feb 2024 00:01:53 -0000

With this SURPRISE episode of the podcast you are really treating us, ambassador... it is a Friday special as the boys clear out the email inbox and answer some of your questions. Want to ping something over to the toms... the email is thetoms@golfisruiningmylife.co.uk

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The future is... GREEN IN REGULATION

Mon, 19 Feb 2024 00:01:11 -0000

As the 2024 golfing season gets under way, the lads take a look at what they are hoping to improve on over the next 12 months. Not only that, Price takes us LIVE to the golf course as he revels the results of slowing down that swing and concentrating on keeping the ball in play. Also, they delve into the email inbox and answer some listeners questions.

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Muddy Hell

Mon, 12 Feb 2024 04:49:18 -0000

TODAY!

We talk:

ABERDEEN RULES!

GIMMES!

HALFWAY HUT PEOPLE!

And MORE!

Thanks for listening. Don't forget to give us a like and a follow.

Love,

The Toms x

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How to join a PRESTIGIOUS UK Golf Course!

Tue, 06 Feb 2024 00:24:44 -0000

We delve into a BIG topic this week, how one goes about joining a prestigious golf club in the UK... what hoops you will be made to jump through and, in the end, is it worth it? This is all spurred from an AMAZING listener email. Equally Green has a hot golfing take and Price considers a 7 wood

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Think slow

Mon, 29 Jan 2024 04:10:16 -0000

Hopes, dreams, triple bogeys and Ernie Els impressions - they're all available.

Don't forget - there ain't nothing wrong with a little bump and roll.

And do remember to subscribe to us across all your favourite social media bits and bobs.

See you next week!

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WHICH TOM CAN HIT THE DRIVER FURTHEST!!!

Mon, 22 Jan 2024 00:48:39 -0000

It is the moment we have all been waiting for... your heroes have had their new drivers fitted for the 2024 season and it's time for a classic case of WHO CAN HIT THEIR NEW DRIVER THE FURTHEST. It's play ground stuff. But it is GOOD playground stuff. We think this might be one of the best episodes ever.

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A new year dawns

Mon, 15 Jan 2024 04:13:25 -0000

Hello golf lovers

Let's crack on with another year of complaining in a loving way about the most delicious, maddening, pointless, stupid, wonderful, incredible, irritating game in the world.

This weeks Toms 1 and 2 discuss swing-faces, denim and the best thought you've ever had on the golf course.

And so much more...

like subscribe rate review and all that?

See you next week for our FITTING SPECIAL

Toms xx

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A CHRISTMAS GIFT

Mon, 25 Dec 2023 04:01:07 -0000

Happy Christmas GIRMLers! We love you and here we are wanging on about golf ON CHRISTMAS DAY

We're also announcing the winner of a beautiful Cobra Driving Iron

Oh, and Tom has had a TERRIBLE idea for a marathon.

All that and more

LOTS OF LOVE AND HAPPY CHRISTMAS AND THANKS FOR LISTENING AND SEE YOU IN 2024!

Toms xxx

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Is it time we bought a golf SIM?

Tue, 19 Dec 2023 00:23:35 -0000

We are edging ever closer to the most woeful time of the year for golf, that's right... it is golf christmas present season! Time to once again pretend that the present you have been looking forward to the most is.... a golf toilet putting game. Jesus Christ. Well, do not worry as this week the boys have got a recommendation for you. BUY A GOLF SIM.

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New Year Golfing Resolutions

Mon, 11 Dec 2023 04:30:00 -0000

Welcome back to another dose of two men called Tom talking endlessly (30 mins actually) about golf.

It's another corker. Give us a follow and you KNOW what to do to win the lovely golf ball prizes, right?

Ta!

Toms x

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THE MONEY WAN THE GOLF

Mon, 04 Dec 2023 00:05:27 -0000

It is ONE of those episodes... Green has an embarrassing vocal mishap during an impassioned speech about LIV Golf, the lads discuss what REALLY makes a Muni in the UK and they delve into the touchy subject of golfing etiquette!

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ARE THESE YOUR PITCH MARKS?

Wed, 29 Nov 2023 03:06:37 -0000

Alright

Welcome to more golf chat.

Who fixes the pitch marks at night?

What is the perfect halfway hut snack?

Who is Darren?

What does Queen Wood have in its half way hut?

Also some Rock Shandy chat.

All this and more answered in another hit of golf chat from The Toms.

Do subscribe and like and let's talk soon?

The Toms xx

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THE MASTERS GOES STABLEFORD

Mon, 20 Nov 2023 00:40:33 -0000

Another week for the lads getting slagged off on Tik Tok. However this time around they find some much needed positives when considering the high and lows of winter golf, they also discuss The Masters becoming a stableford competition and golf Christmas presents

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EARLY START

Mon, 13 Nov 2023 07:02:11 -0000

Hello golfers

On tee, Price Tom and Green Tom are once more taking you into a warren of golf chat, stupid questions and early morning starts.

This week they discuss the Challenge Tour, Tom's ex girlfriends and a way to meet like minded hunky guys on the golf course.

Enjoy! Like! Subscribe! Write us a nice review and you might win a golf ball (it's better than it sounds)

Lots of like

Toms

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TOM GOES ON A GOLF JOLLY

Fri, 03 Nov 2023 05:00:52 -0000

Welcome welcome golf pals. This week Tom sadly finds himself stuck in Spain having to miserably help Sky help host their coverage of the Challenge tour. Poor, poor, Tom. Luckily other Tom is safely locked away in a dark, cold, rainy London to make Tom feel better. Thank goodness for that.

Enjoy some golf chat. And make sure you watch the challenge tour, then like subscribe and write us a nice review and all that.

Ok thanks love you bye

Toms xx

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The LEAST amount of clubs for 18 holes!

Thu, 26 Oct 2023 23:10:46 -0000

We go again, another week and another podcast episode from the two Toms. This time the boys solve the age old issue... you are going away, you do not have much space, what are the least number of clubs you can pack and still have a good time? We'll solve that one for ya.

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The Wentworth Special

Fri, 20 Oct 2023 03:57:57 -0000

Another burst of golf chat from two men called Tom, sitting in a kitchen early in the morning.

This week it's a VERY Wentworth focused chat.

BUT IT'S WENTWORTH WEST

Thanks for listening - write us a review if you could thanks

Toms xx

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Is that man NAKED on the third?

Wed, 11 Oct 2023 23:50:06 -0000

Another week, another episode... this time around the lads go through some listener question, potentially annoy a visitor to the golf club and discuss what is the worst shot in golf!

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What's the sexiest thing about golf?

Thu, 05 Oct 2023 03:15:45 -0000

Another week of Toms chatting all things golf.

We talk handicaps, gifting, new courses and ask the ultimate question: what's the sexiest thing in golf?

Enjoy, and don't forget to click hard on the old like and subscribe thing. And come and find us on all your TikToks and Facegrams and Twitter/Xs and things.

Lots of love, play well, fore left

Toms xx

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A RYDER CUP SPECIAL!!

Tue, 26 Sep 2023 13:40:53 -0000

After two years of waiting, we have arrived at the greatest week of the year... Europe take on American in the Ryder Cup at Rome's Marco Simone Golf & Country Club. We could not be more excited. Equally, we discuss which player we would rather kiss - so it is all good stuff.

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The Incident

Thu, 21 Sep 2023 03:10:51 -0000

Hello golfers!

Welcome back. This week The Toms discuss:

Speed awareness courses

German golf puns

Also Tom Price has yet ANOTHER Incident.

If you've had a cracking argument on the course and you want to email us instead of the secretary then do drop us a line:

thetoms@golfisruiningmylife.co.uk

Thanks for listening don't forget to like and subscribe and enjoy your golf (and follow us on all those lovely socials)

Toms xx

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Tom slows his swing down.

Sun, 03 Sep 2023 19:41:44 -0000

Hi!

A brief holiday hiatus and now Toms return with stories of:

A slow sing

How not to die in a lightning storm

Tom finds a new golf home

And more!

Don't forget to like and subscribe and

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WE HATE GOLF

Thu, 17 Aug 2023 18:31:26 -0000

Every now and again this game we love so much deserts us and all of a sudden the name of this podcast series starts to make even more sense than it already did. Ladies and gents, welcome to the most ‘golf is ruining my life’ episode of GIRML we have ever had.

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The Challenge Tour

Fri, 04 Aug 2023 11:20:37 -0000

Tom's been on the challenge tour! (not playing, NB, just hosting and having the very best week ever)

Also:

Don't forget we're on all the YouTubes and that, yeah?

Cheers!

Toms x

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The Open Special

Sat, 22 Jul 2023 09:14:52 -0000

Tom and Tom sit behind the 18th grandstand and talk about golf. Specifically, The Open 2023. Which they'd just watched the first day of. We discuss merchandise, grass, grandstands and so much more.

Enjoy!

Toms x

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INTERVIEW WITH SIMON DYSON - 20 Appearances at The Majors, 9 Tour Wins & Years of Golf Knowledge

Fri, 21 Jul 2023 11:09:33 -0000

Ahoy there golf pals. Welcome to another GIRML special - today Tom and Tom chat to Simon Dyson about, believe it or not, golf. They talk August, Els, practice, chipping, club selection and SO MUCH MORE. This is a very good episode, if we say so ourselves. Enjoy - and don't forget you can find the new VS episode with the fabulous Simon Dyson over on our YouTube channel! Lots of love and play well. The Toms x

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We went to LIV GOLF London & THIS is what we thought!

Wed, 12 Jul 2023 23:13:45 -0000

After talking about it for over a year, the GIRML Podcast had a day out to LIV GOLF London and you can hear EXACTLY what they thought in this week's episode... including, Partrick Reed almost HITTING someone with a golf ball, music on the tee's and LIV Merchandise.

ALSO - Price & Green both have golf days coming up so there is LOTS to discuss. ALSO ALSO... a bit of a tease as to who is appearing in next week's Versus episode

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TOM PLAYED THE K CLUB!

Fri, 07 Jul 2023 12:23:16 -0000

Tom experiences the joy of a trip to Dublin and the K club.

Today's episode includes:

helicopters, a dog barking, Tom from Keane.

And other stuff. Enjoy!

Toms xx

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WE FILMED WITH MATT FRYER

Wed, 28 Jun 2023 23:19:10 -0000

The Golf Youtube series you have all been waiting for is finally here... welcome to THE VERSUS series! And on a completely unrelated note we filmed with Matt Fryer for his channel. It is a jam packed week, also Price did something else semi important over at Muswell Hill GC or whatever.

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Tom Likes Golf Again

Thu, 22 Jun 2023 15:32:20 -0000

Another Good Talk Spoiled as two grown men talk about golf like it's the most important thing in the world

Because it is

This time on Golf Is Ruining My Life:

Plans for the birthday Golf Day

How do you enjoy golf in Newcastle

and...

Tom has some BIG news to drop about a trip to Ireland he's got coming up.

All that and more. Don't forget to like, subscribe and get your hands through the ball

Toms x

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THE US OPEN '23 IN LA WAS... WEIRD!

Mon, 19 Jun 2023 11:51:15 -0000

The boys gathered early on a Monday morning to debrief the night before, we are 3/4 of the way through this years majors... IT'S SAD! But what a weekend for major for Rory and Ricky and bloody Tommy! Is the best still yet to come?

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US Open Special

Thu, 15 Jun 2023 04:19:44 -0000

Here it is then, the US Open special.

Who will be the champion golfer, and who will be the champion better (when the fun stops stop) after this third major of the year?

Enjoy, play well, put some suncream on, subscribe to all our channels

Love you

The Toms xx

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LIV AND PGA GOLF MERGE... WHAT!

Tue, 13 Jun 2023 17:45:13 -0000

It has been a busy week in Golf... Price won a scratch golf competition, Green quits Muswell Hill and England Golf send an EMAIL!! OH YEAH, also the Saudi's via their Public Investment Fund BOUGHT Men's Professional Golf, so we should probably talk about that as well? DOUBLE OH YEAH - it's a major week. There is TO MUCH going on

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THE SHIRE EAT US ALIVE

Wed, 31 May 2023 23:52:49 -0000

The boys took on one of London's hardest courses and have got the scares to tell the tale... THE SHIRE, with its Seve design and island green par 3 opener hole, it can be an awfully cure mistress. Last time he played Price got a rather comical 19 over. BUT WHAT ABOUT THIS TIME? Also, is summer golf finally and Green romanticises a golf bag (bit weird) again! ENJOY x

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LET'S GO TO WAR(BIRD)

Thu, 25 May 2023 03:25:53 -0000

Hello and welcome back. On today's show:

Hopes are way too high for a round at The Shire

We discuss The Boom Boom Driver

We berate balatas

We are addicted to golf and we need help.

Thanks for listening and don't forget to subscribe, like, and putt like Tiger.

Ts x x

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A PGA CHAMPIONSHIP SPECIAL

Thu, 18 May 2023 21:00:10 -0000

Joy of joys... another major is here for us to digest and the boys have got knee deep into analysing who they think is going to win! Expect great insights such as - I like the one that smiles, my putter knows how to putt better than me and can I meditate myself better at golf?

Find out and get ya listen on!

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NORMAL EPISODE!

Thu, 11 May 2023 03:22:07 -0000

Price is still playing golf. Green is too, barely.

It's another 18 holes (about 30 mins tbf) of Golf Is Ruining My Life.

Today on the show:

Ryder Cup

Running

Tom uses his favourite phrase

Also we introduce a brand new sport - GOLF JOGGING! Coming soon?

As ever you can follow us on all the socials.

Happy golfing and see you on the next tee,

The Toms xx

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EMERGENCY PODCAST. PRICE QUITS!

Tue, 09 May 2023 11:48:23 -0000

We’ve never been in this place before, but Tom Price is having a breakdown about his golf game and there is only one place he can visit to purge himself of all that negativity energy. And that place is here - the golf is ruining my life, safe space.

Strap yourself in lads, this is golf therapy.

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THE MAYOR OF YIPTOWN

Thu, 04 May 2023 03:30:56 -0000

Alright golfers?

Hopefully your lives are in ruins and you're totally broken, all thanks to this stupid game.

If so, welcome to another week of golf therapy.

This week:

Lessons in Kent

Road blur

The worst quote a pro can give you

Bad news for Deidre

AND SO MUCH MORE

Don't forget to subscribe to this podcast, and our YouTube and follow us on the Instas and TikToks.

Lots of love and play well

The Toms xxx

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HOLD ON - YOU'VE PLAYED AUGUSTA NATIONAL?

Wed, 26 Apr 2023 23:01:02 -0000

This really is a JAM packed episode of GIRML.. Green tries to explain AimPoint Express, Price shots a 90, The Toms finally get 18-ish in, Pros are offended and LIV is analysed! What on EARTH else would you want from a weekly golf podcast!

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HOW DO YOU PRONOUNCE CELTIC MANOR?

Thu, 20 Apr 2023 03:06:49 -0000

hello

What did Tom G do at parties?

How close was Tom to Tom's mum?

What is the perfect golf trip?

How much does it cost to go to the Masters?

How great / horrific is golf?

All this and more answered in 30 minutes, you lucky things.

See you next week (and don't forget to follow all the bits on YouTube and Instagram and that)

Toms xx

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WE WENT VIRAL ON GOLF TIK TOK

Wed, 12 Apr 2023 23:22:29 -0000

The lads are back... they've got a Masters come down and lots of catching up to do! Firstly, where should we all be going on our UK Golf Trips this year, what is it like to go viral on Golfers Tik Tok and Price has brought old his outstanding Tiger Woods fact! ENJOY

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MASTERS SPECIAL

Wed, 05 Apr 2023 02:00:39 -0000

Catch up with the Toms as this week they're bursting with enthusiasm for the greatest tournament of the golfing year: The Masters.

Find out how much Augusta membership costs, how the fairways are so green, and how Tom injured his wrist (it's not that).

Don't forget you can now watch this whole episode on YouTube, and you can follow us across TikTok, Twitter, Facebook and Instagram.

Come on Tyrrell!

Toms x

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It's a GUEST SPECIAL... Actor, Comedian & Golfer - Tom Rosenthal

Thu, 30 Mar 2023 00:25:47 -0000

Golf season is approaching, The Masters is nearly here and this week we are joined by Plebs & Friday Night Dinner actor, Tom Rosenthal! He is also a golfer who could both be scratch and 36, go figure

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WE BACK

Thu, 23 Mar 2023 04:18:31 -0000

WE ARE BACK!

Series 3 gets underway and Toms Green and Price discuss some of the big topics in golf today:

Plodders

Scorecards

Blades

Shuddering Shafts.

INCREDIBLE stats.

And more...

You can watch this episode on our brand new YouTube Channel, too! Head over and subscribe for this episode and loads more content including the brand new Five Ball Challenge - coming soon!

Don't forget you can contact the show with ANY GOLF CONTENT you like (preferably stories about being told off by a murderer for not using a trolley properly):

And go and follow all our gorgeous new socials:

TWITTER INSTA TIKTOK

See you next week for the same again, with added Tom Rosenthal

Lots of love and fore left,

The Toms xxx

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SERIES 3 IS COMING

Tue, 07 Feb 2023 14:31:18 -0000

Hello GIRMLers

We're coming back. Slowly.

Pop a date in your diary and get cleaning your clubs. We'll be back for a Loooooooong round of Golf is ruining my life on Thursday 30th March. Bring plenty of balls.

Toms

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The One When Green Gets ENGAGED!

Thu, 08 Dec 2022 12:36:38 -0000

IT'S A GOLF PODCAST WHO CARES ABOUT AN ENGAGEMENT... well my friends, we've managed to make Green's proposal all about the sport we love. Equally, Price has a big invite to extend TGs way and, sad news, it's the final episode in the series.

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Tom had a terrible terrible time

Wed, 30 Nov 2022 05:00:46 -0000

Price meets Robins and together they face a muddy golfing oblivion. WARNING: contains audio of Tom Price being miserable.

Golf is awful. Give up now.

Lots of love and see you next week.

xxx

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Does golf HAVE to be expensive?

Fri, 25 Nov 2022 13:02:00 -0000

This week the boys are chatting the cost of playing golf, the best clubs for starting out in the game, favourites for the majors next year and WTF BENTLEY HAVE MADE SOME GOLF CLUBS! Enjoy x

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Tom's got a BIG Secret

Wed, 23 Nov 2022 16:51:11 -0000

Have you ever broken your mates heart... well folks, listen live as one Tom crushes the other Tom's hopes and dream. It's a classic GIRML x

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Anyone for two rounds in one week?

Fri, 18 Nov 2022 05:00:28 -0000

The second episode in one week? You lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky things.

Enjoy and play well

Toms x

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Return of the Maldives Man

Wed, 16 Nov 2022 06:00:12 -0000

A whole new half hour of golf chat by two people called Tom. What more could you want? Oh - another episode this Friday?? Sure! Why not. See you then

Toms

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How to CRUSH your irons

Thu, 27 Oct 2022 12:11:38 -0000

The boys are back in town... this week discussing crushing irons, Rory's accession to number 1 golfer in the world and if Price's life has been changed forever!

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HOLES IN ONE

Wed, 19 Oct 2022 04:00:36 -0000

Golf is ruining my life is proud to present another half hour of golf babble including:

a hole-in-one, a dog barking, the noise of some clubs and SO much more.

Don't forget to rate and review and subscribe and like and keep your left arm straight. Unless you're left handed.

Lots of love and see you next week golfers.

T and T xx

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WE BROKE THE INTERNET...kind of

Tue, 11 Oct 2022 23:49:07 -0000

Another week, another podcast... this week, we will be honest, is not award winning podcast audio! Your heroes have internet problems throughout and they barely keep the ship afloat, however, what they do do is supply you with 30 (ish) minutes of great broadcasting about your friend and mine - golf!

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GREEN PLAYS THE JCB

Wed, 05 Oct 2022 04:00:17 -0000

Hey golfriends!

Welcome to the greatest day of Tom Green's life. He's only gone and played the JCB. Prepare for a rollercoaster ride of snap hooks, perfect sand and a pro-shop lock in.

Life. Gets. No. Better.

Follow, like, rate, review, share, two putt.

All the best

Toms

ps - tell us about your perfect golf day! thetoms@golfisruiningmylife.co.uk

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TOM HAS THE BEST ROUND OF HIS LIFE

Tue, 27 Sep 2022 21:43:08 -0000

Jesus Christ, you wont believe it.. this week Price has the round of his life and TG prepares himself for taking on The JCB

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A PUPPY IS RUINING TOM'S LIFE

Wed, 21 Sep 2022 04:00:40 -0000

This week:

Tom coughs

Tom swears

Tom's puppy barks

Tom plans his golf return

Don't forget to rate, review, subscribe and don't give us water after midnight. Cheers all

T and T x

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USA! USA! USA!

Wed, 14 Sep 2022 04:00:20 -0000

Tom's back from Disney World, Tom's going to play golf again soon, and Tom remembers the time someone said something nice to him.

It's Golf is Ruining My Life! More next week!

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The Tom Price Anecdote

Tue, 06 Sep 2022 23:03:11 -0000

Ohhhh friends, your heroes are back together and this week everyone is happy! Over the next 35 minutes you can expect: stories about dog poo, a big weekend incoming for Green, Price plays golf with your old friend Walt, an obsession with Tim Key and much much more. Here we go again - it's Golf is Ruining My Life!

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I've quit golf

Wed, 31 Aug 2022 00:36:55 -0000

it's a sad episode, one of our heroes has lost his head... it's gone! Also, Price made a birdie - so that as well!

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On tee, Virginia Waters!

Wed, 24 Aug 2022 04:00:01 -0000

They're back for another whinge about the greatest game ever invented. This week, Tom and Tom discuss sausages, halfway huts, dogs and what happens when you attempt to make love to the 18th at St George's.

Don't forget to like, subscribe, rate, review and keep your left arm straight and get your hands through the ball.

Lots of love. See you next week!

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GREEN PLAYS ROYAL BIRKDALE BADLY AND IS SAD

Tue, 16 Aug 2022 23:14:31 -0000

It's another jam packed episode of GIRML... this week your heroes get overly emotional and start quoting great American literature, discuss the advantages of a range finder, debrief Green's experience around Royal Birkdale, celebrate Price's sons golfing achievements and, let me say this again, QUOTE ACTUAL BOOKS BECAUSE THEY'RE SAD! Things have got out of hand!

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We're Back on Tee

Wed, 10 Aug 2022 03:00:51 -0000

After a long break (quick sandwich) we're now setting off on another 18 holes of golf podcasting. Today we're chatting John Daly, Spiderman and how best to deal with the inevitable meltdown on the 15th.

We're also asking for your celebrity spots on the course - can you beat Dracoy Malfoy? Let us know! thetoms@golfisruiningmylife.co.uk

Take care now all the best lots of love

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THE FINAL EPISODE (?)

Tue, 26 Jul 2022 23:35:17 -0000

It's bloody jam packed... the boys talk: sweaty golf, incorrect shafts, iron head covers, bad golfer, Close House & playing with Sam Westwood. Also, this could be their final ever outing!

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Episode Seventeen

Wed, 20 Jul 2022 03:00:01 -0000

Weeks after smashing his driver, Tom P has finally found his way into the welcoming arms of Pete Powell and Gareth Johnston who, in today's episode, re-arm Tom with a brand spanking new driver.

For fans of deep technical fitting audio, this episode is a must-listen.

For fans of a man getting hotter and hotter and more and more tired, ditto.

For fans of the noise of golf balls being hit, you really can't go wrong.

Enjoy!

http://www.garethjohnstongolf.com

https://www.ministrygolf.com

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Live From The Links

Tue, 12 Jul 2022 23:16:24 -0000

They're back, they're on the course and it's a first for the Golf is Ruining My Life Podcast, we track our hosts over 16 holes of, very average, golf! Also, they delve in YOUR previous rounds via the MYEG app... it's just another classic ep!

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The Fifteenth

Wed, 06 Jul 2022 03:00:00 -0000

Oh it's a belter of an episode today. Should golf have a 0th hole? Is Tom a nan because he's got graphite shafts? Is Magners, Meditation and Mates all you need for a good round?

Tom and Tom discuss all this and more in another half hour of golf ruining their, and all of our, lives.

If you enjoy the show give us a cheeky review and subscribe, and don't forget a nice review could see you bag a lovely pair of Royal And Awesome trousers (include your trouser size, yeah?).

Play well everyone. Play well.

Toms

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Episode Fourteen

Wed, 29 Jun 2022 10:03:22 -0000

The fourteenth. Welcome. This week Toms discuss hackers, getting your kids into golf, being told off by greenskeepers (AGAIN) and the weirdest reason you've had to rush a game. Don't forget to subscribe, like, rate, review, listen, like, tell your friends, play well. In that order. See you next week!

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IT'S AN OPEN QUALEY SPECIAL

Thu, 23 Jun 2022 15:36:34 -0000

We go again... this time your hero's are friends again, they've got over their LIV drama and are ready to reignite their love for the sport that is golf via a shared love for Open Qualifying!

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GOLF HAS GOT EXCITING!

Tue, 14 Jun 2022 21:28:11 -0000

CHRIST ALL MIGHTY... this week is an explosive episode, it is all kicking off - the Toms find themselves on either side of the LIV golf debate. Great for the sport of dirty 'sports washing' money... there is only one way to find out. Also, TG has learnt a golf thing and TP has clocked a cheater.

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Shout out to Tom's 3 Wood

Wed, 08 Jun 2022 03:45:38 -0000

Shout outs to golf clubs, putting heaven and a good old LOL at the LIV madness. What more could you want from a golf podcast?

Subscribe, rate, review and 2 putt.

See you next week!

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I've Cracked #ZenGolf

Wed, 01 Jun 2022 00:10:07 -0000

The boys are back in tow and this week Green has cracked Zen Golf, he is average, he is always average and he is fine with being average. Price has potentially got himself a new driver in the locker and we all must attend the school of Tom Price Putting, you are enrolled, and there is no entry fee. Get yourself strapped in, it's Golf Is Ruining My Life time.

ALSO, this week you’ve got the chance to grab yourself a pair of amazing golf trousers thanks to our friends at Royal & Awesome. All you need to do is leave a comment in Apple Podcasts, the best 5 will bag the prize.

You can email us whenever you want - thetoms@golfisruiningmylife.co.uk.

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The 9th

Wed, 25 May 2022 04:00:41 -0000

Back with another half of hour of hating golf, Tom and Tom this week dwell on 3 woods, new drivers, DECADE golf and much much more. Also enjoy the predictions for the US PGA. They went well, didn't they.

And don't forget if you want to win a pair of lovely Royal and Awesome Trousers all you've got to do is bung a nice review up on your nearest podcast platform and remember to include your trouser size in the review. And we'll take it from there.

FORE RIGHT

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The James Robinson Interview - 2018 Open Player, European Tour Golfer & PGA Professional

Tue, 17 May 2022 23:09:13 -0000

IT’S A BIG ONE… this week on the podcast The Toms are joined by a guest. Please welcome to the Golf Is Ruining My Life show - James Robinson. PGA Pro, European Tour Golfer and player in THE BLOODY OPEN.

He is an all-round good egg and answers the questions we all want to know e.g. what is it like to play with Ian Poulter, what is it like to be on the driving range next to Tiger Woods and what is it like to be so bloody amazing at golf? He is also the best looking man in the world - it’s all quite annoying really.

You can email us whenever you want - thetoms@golfisruiningmylife.co.uk.

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Seventh Heaven Fitting Fun

Wed, 11 May 2022 04:00:36 -0000

This week on the pod, Price discusses the worrying trend that is his lack of trend: he’s wearing golf clothes in normal day-to-day life. Is this acceptable? Does he really need to wear a glove when picking up the kids from school?

We also get stuck into Green’s new club fitting. It’s a rollercoaster of golfing emotions including distance, loft, and a whole club having to be thrown away because someone got a bit tired. Can you guess who? If golf is ruining your life get in touch with the show and tell us why (thetoms@golfisruiningmylife.co.uk) also any five-star reviews, plus subscribing (of course) will result in a whole month of not three-putting. Guaranteed.

Next week when we’ll be catching up with our first guest on the show, PGA Tour Pro, James Robinson.

And giving away some extremely excellent trousers from our pals at Royal And Awesome. Happy golfing!

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Price Has A Scottish Breakdown

Wed, 04 May 2022 00:01:23 -0000

This week one of our hosts, Tom (listen to find out which one) has had his life ruined by a delightful golf trip to the Highlands of Scotland, where he played three of the finest courses in the country. Dornoch, Golspie, and Brora (if you don't know these, is this the right show for you?).

They were amazing, but how did Tom’s golf get on?

SPOILER: He did a Bad Bad Thing.

We’ll also be finding out about the time "Listener Ian" was chased off a golf course by some ladies, and we’re still after your stories of being told off on the course.

Drop us a line at thetoms@golfisruiningmylife.co.uk.

Now - what I want you to do is simply subscribe, give us 5 stars and leave a comment - so you don't miss out on how Tom’s fitting went.

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THE FIFTH

Wed, 27 Apr 2022 04:00:08 -0000

On todays podcast we have the hosts on a ( miss) adventure.

Tom P prepares for a golfing trip to Scotland and Tom G gets worryingly jealous. Amongst comedy there are lessons, and the epic battle between the 36 handicapper and scratch golfer that rages inside all of us is confronted.

Lastly the question you have been dying to have answered is addressed, can they really tell the difference when it comes to balls. And if you laughed at that, you’re our kind of listener.

If you enjoy please - subscribe and give us 5 stars on Apple right now. Stop reading. We can wait.

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I'm Selling My Scotty Cameron

Wed, 20 Apr 2022 00:01:53 -0000

This episode is best consumed after the watershed, as this week in #GolfIsRuiningMyLife the chat gets explicit; the Tom's talk about wetting yourself on the golf course, members lighting up jazz cigarettes and is Green about to let go of his treasured Scotty Cameron... all will be revealed, sit yourself down - it's Golf Is Ruining My Life Time!

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THE MASTERS SPECIAL!!

Tue, 12 Apr 2022 23:05:38 -0000

The return of the Tom's... they're back and this week it is a Masters special! Also, Green has returned from his Portugal golfing trip, so they need to discuss beers on the course, music in buggies and if Faldo build all the bunkers just to wind him up. It's an el classico, 'Golf is Ruining My Life' ep. Enjoy!

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The Easy Second

Wed, 06 Apr 2022 04:00:48 -0000

Tom and Tom return to golf, because they can't actually ever leave it behind.

This week we talk Masters, what the Toms need to do to their games, and also find out how easy it is to go and get a beer whilst recording a podcast like an absolute pro.

Enjoy, rate, review, subscribe, come again.

See you next week!

T and T

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The First Tee

Wed, 30 Mar 2022 04:00:49 -0000

Title: The first tee

Summary: If your brain is at any given moment 80% golf, then this is the podcast for you. In this episode Tom and Tom declare this a golf safe space, work out their golf ambitions for 2022 and invite you lot to get in touch. Tell us your golf ambitions and intentions for 2022, and tell us, of course, why golf is ruining your life.

Drop us a line thetoms@golfisruiningmylife.co.uk and @golfisruiningmylife on Insta and @golfruinedlife on Twitter.

Handshakes all round.

In this episode we discuss our golfing ambitions for 2022, what we say when we are angry on the golf course as well as how we pile on the pressure before rounds. The key takeaway from this episode is that golf isn’t just suffering, it can be lovely too.

Get in Touch:

Email: thetoms@golfisruiningmylife.co.uk
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/golfisruiningmylife/?hl=en

Companies Mentioned:

Muswell Hill Golf Club

Key Insights From This Episode:

Any bliss you achieve in golf is temporary.
The rounds after you clean your clubs are the worst rounds.

Keywords: Golf, Ambitions, Kit, Golf Course, Golf Round

About Our Hosts:

Tom Price

Website: http://pricetom.com/
Twitter: https://twitter.com/pricetom?s=21&t=q_WDQbBNNCv_y3QITfPpzw
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thepricetom/?hl=en
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/thepriceistom/

Tom Price is a Welsh comedian who you’ll either know from his Magic Breakfast show, Torchwood, or his iTunes top 20 podcast My Mate Bought a Toaster. You might also know him because you’ve seen him doing stand-up around the UK, or because you listen to his BBC Comedy Panel show, The Leak With Tom Price.

Tom Green

Website: http://www.thisistomgreen.com/index.html
Twitter: https://twitter.com/thisistomgreen?s=21&t=-I19c3DQ3xloLq4gc0bR5g
Instagram: https://instagram.com/thisistomgreen?utm_medium=copy_link
YouTube: https://youtube.com/user/thisistomgreen

Tom Green is a radio host, podcast host and adequate golfer. He is also not that Tom Green.

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SERIES ONE COMING SOON

Mon, 07 Mar 2022 13:12:00 -0000

Two men broken by golf start the fight back here. Can they overcome their addiction, take some pleasure from the game and make a funny podcast out of it? Listen in and find out. Drop us an email - thetoms@golfisruiningmylife.co.uk if you fancy getting in touch and answering this simple question: why is golf ruining your life?

Series One COMING SOON

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