The Upshot https://www.upshot.email/ en The Upshot The Upshot pulls back the curtain on your favourite sports and dives into all the stuff BBC and Sky wouldn’t touch with a bargepole: drunken antics, dressing room squabbles and the simmering sexual tension of the French football team. https://megaphone.imgix.net/podcasts/9d9fb13c-da67-11f0-9d55-2788785cea15/image/539db13d978f49e92794d6788cdf611a.png?ixlib=rails-4.3.1&max-w=3000&max-h=3000&fit=crop&auto=format,compress The Upshot https://www.upshot.email/ yes episodic A podcast spilling the funniest stories in sport. Drunken antics, dressing room squabbles and everything else BBC Sport won’t touch with a bargepole. The Upshot The Upshot pulls back the curtain on your favourite sports and dives into all the stuff BBC and Sky wouldn’t touch with a bargepole: drunken antics, dressing room squabbles and the simmering sexual tension of the French football team. The Upshot pulls back the curtain on your favourite sports and dives into all the stuff BBC and Sky wouldn’t touch with a bargepole: drunken antics, dressing room squabbles and the simmering sexual tension of the French football team.

]]> The Upshot contact@upshot.email F1’s naughty 90s: prison, princesses and pitlane punch-ups In the 1990s, F1 was filled with reckless mavericks. And their antics off the track make Drive to Survive look like Herbie the Lovebug. They trashed hotel rooms, teargassed taxi drivers and had trysts with princesses on car bonnets. From pitlane punch-ups to the rise of Katie Price, this is the story of F1’s naughty nineties… LINKS FROM THE SHOW Senna Playboy interview Nigel Mansell as a policeman Schumacher and Hill collide Driving Frentzen off the track Villeneuve wins Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Tue, 28 Apr 2026 06:00:00 -0000 full The Upshot In the 1990s, F1 was filled with reckless mavericks. And their antics off the track make Drive to Survive look like Herbie the Lovebug. They trashed hotel rooms, teargassed taxi drivers and had trysts with princesses on car bonnets. From pitlane punch-ups to the rise of Katie Price, this is the story of F1’s naughty nineties… LINKS FROM THE SHOW Senna Playboy interview Nigel Mansell as a policeman Schumacher and Hill collide Driving Frentzen off the track Villeneuve wins Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices In the 1990s, F1 was filled with reckless mavericks. And their antics off the track make Drive to Survive look like Herbie the Lovebug. They trashed hotel rooms, teargassed taxi drivers and had trysts with princesses on car bonnets. From pitlane punch-ups to the rise of Katie Price, this is the story of F1’s naughty nineties… LINKS FROM THE SHOW Senna Playboy interview Nigel Mansell as a policeman Schumacher and Hill collide Driving Frentzen off the track Villeneuve wins

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]]> 4436 Michael Jordan: f*** them kids | Part two Michael Jordan might be an Olympic hero and NBA champion, but he’s got a smaller knob than Scottie Pippen and he’s just been caught cosying up to a coke dealer. Will the NBA’s biggest name be destroyed by it? Or can he bounce back? Download SAILY in your app store and use our code UPSHOT at checkout to get an exclusive 15% off your first purchase! For further details go to https://saily.com/upshot Links from the episode: Michael justifies his gambling habit: https://www.instagram.com/reels/DMA7-hYAJY-/ Rap video from his dad’s killers: https://www.nbcchicago.com/video/news/local/daniel-green-rap-video_chicago/48061/ University Challenge euphemism: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c5-6F42y3Hk Tyreek Hill’s grandma looks like Scottie Pippen: https://x.com/NBAMemes/status/1863302711414010289 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Tue, 21 Apr 2026 06:00:00 -0000 full The Upshot Michael has just been caught cosying up to a coke dealer. Will the NBA’s biggest name be destroyed by it? Or can he bounce back? Michael Jordan might be an Olympic hero and NBA champion, but he’s got a smaller knob than Scottie Pippen and he’s just been caught cosying up to a coke dealer. Will the NBA’s biggest name be destroyed by it? Or can he bounce back? Download SAILY in your app store and use our code UPSHOT at checkout to get an exclusive 15% off your first purchase! For further details go to https://saily.com/upshot Links from the episode: Michael justifies his gambling habit: https://www.instagram.com/reels/DMA7-hYAJY-/ Rap video from his dad’s killers: https://www.nbcchicago.com/video/news/local/daniel-green-rap-video_chicago/48061/ University Challenge euphemism: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c5-6F42y3Hk Tyreek Hill’s grandma looks like Scottie Pippen: https://x.com/NBAMemes/status/1863302711414010289 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Michael Jordan might be an Olympic hero and NBA champion, but he’s got a smaller knob than Scottie Pippen and he’s just been caught cosying up to a coke dealer. Will the NBA’s biggest name be destroyed by it? Or can he bounce back? Download SAILY in your app store and use our code UPSHOT at checkout to get an exclusive 15% off your first purchase! For further details go to https://saily.com/upshot Links from the episode: Michael justifies his gambling habit: https://www.instagram.com/reels/DMA7-hYAJY-/ Rap video from his dad’s killers: https://www.nbcchicago.com/video/news/local/daniel-green-rap-video_chicago/48061/ University Challenge euphemism: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c5-6F42y3Hk Tyreek Hill’s grandma looks like Scottie Pippen: https://x.com/NBAMemes/status/1863302711414010289

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]]> 2695 Michael Jordan: he still owes me that 75 cents | Part one The 1990s were a different time. You could smoke on planes, recite your best friend’s phone number, and get noshed off in the Oval Office. And the biggest star on the planet was a tight-fisted genius from Teachy, North Carolina: Michael Jordan. He broke bread with drug barons, paid off his mistresses and lost $100k on a game of  rock paper scissors. From cocaine in the dressing room to measuring his son’s knob, this is his story… EXCLUSIVE NordVPN Deal ➼ https://nordvpn.com/upshot Try it risk-free now with a 30-day money-back guarantee 🌐 Links from the episode:“Travelling cocaine circus” interview: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/FsF-JZR_wtM Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Tue, 14 Apr 2026 06:00:00 -0000 full The Upshot The 1990s were a different time. You could smoke on planes, recite your best friend’s phone number, and get noshed off in the Oval Office. And the biggest star on the planet was a tight-fisted genius from Teachy, North Carolina: Michael Jordan. He broke bread with drug barons, paid off his mistresses and lost $100k on a game of  rock paper scissors. From cocaine in the dressing room to measuring his son’s knob, this is his story… EXCLUSIVE NordVPN Deal ➼ https://nordvpn.com/upshot Try it risk-free now with a 30-day money-back guarantee 🌐 Links from the episode:“Travelling cocaine circus” interview: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/FsF-JZR_wtM Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices The 1990s were a different time. You could smoke on planes, recite your best friend’s phone number, and get noshed off in the Oval Office.

And the biggest star on the planet was a tight-fisted genius from Teachy, North Carolina: Michael Jordan.

He broke bread with drug barons, paid off his mistresses and lost $100k on a game of  rock paper scissors.

From cocaine in the dressing room to measuring his son’s knob, this is his story…

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]]> 2838 Ashley Cole: one call changed everything | Part two (with George Cooper) It’s 2005 and Ashley Cole is riding high, tearing up the Premier League and shacked up with Britain’s biggest heartthrob. But the papers are out to get him… Download SAILY in your app store and use our code UPSHOT at checkout to get an exclusive 15% off your first purchase! For further details go to https://saily.com/upshot Links from the episode: Gaudy wedding pics: https://share.google/8L0PzHOVPkZupUl5V  Lottery advert photo: https://share.google/QRoUIEl9cwLedDk7i  Roma team photo: https://share.google/xdVoozIdnS3XwfIx9  Europa League draw: https://x.com/UpshotTowers/status/1431213166814453768  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Tue, 07 Apr 2026 06:00:00 -0000 full The Upshot Ashley Cole is riding high, but the papers are out to get him… It’s 2005 and Ashley Cole is riding high, tearing up the Premier League and shacked up with Britain’s biggest heartthrob. But the papers are out to get him… Download SAILY in your app store and use our code UPSHOT at checkout to get an exclusive 15% off your first purchase! For further details go to https://saily.com/upshot Links from the episode: Gaudy wedding pics: https://share.google/8L0PzHOVPkZupUl5V  Lottery advert photo: https://share.google/QRoUIEl9cwLedDk7i  Roma team photo: https://share.google/xdVoozIdnS3XwfIx9  Europa League draw: https://x.com/UpshotTowers/status/1431213166814453768  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices It’s 2005 and Ashley Cole is riding high, tearing up the Premier League and shacked up with Britain’s biggest heartthrob.

But the papers are out to get him…

Download SAILY in your app store and use our code UPSHOT at checkout to get an exclusive 15% off your first purchase! For further details go to https://saily.com/upshot

Links from the episode:

Gaudy wedding pics: https://share.google/8L0PzHOVPkZupUl5V 

Lottery advert photo: https://share.google/QRoUIEl9cwLedDk7i 

Roma team photo: https://share.google/xdVoozIdnS3XwfIx9 

Europa League draw: https://x.com/UpshotTowers/status/1431213166814453768 

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]]> 3114 yes Ashley Cole: girls allowed | Part one (with George Cooper) In the naughty noughties, no one did tabloid scandal like Ashley Cole… Get part 2 instantly when you join The Upshot’s Patreon: www.patreon.com/upshottowers Access content not available in your region with Nord VPN: Go to nordvpn.com/upshot - our link will also give you 4 extra months on the 2-year plan.  Links from the episode: Van Nistlerooy nearly breaks his leg: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3J6hdSpwTtQ Shuts down Ronaldo in 04: https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=1654617821561524 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Tue, 31 Mar 2026 06:00:00 -0000 full The Upshot No one did tabloid scandal like Ashley Cole… In the naughty noughties, no one did tabloid scandal like Ashley Cole… Get part 2 instantly when you join The Upshot’s Patreon: www.patreon.com/upshottowers Access content not available in your region with Nord VPN: Go to nordvpn.com/upshot - our link will also give you 4 extra months on the 2-year plan.  Links from the episode: Van Nistlerooy nearly breaks his leg: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3J6hdSpwTtQ Shuts down Ronaldo in 04: https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=1654617821561524 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices In the naughty noughties, no one did tabloid scandal like Ashley Cole…

Get part 2 instantly when you join The Upshot’s Patreon: www.patreon.com/upshottowers

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Van Nistlerooy nearly breaks his leg: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3J6hdSpwTtQ

Shuts down Ronaldo in 04: https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=1654617821561524

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]]> 3115 yes OLD GOLD | Tiger Woods: Get in the hole! In light of Tiger's latest crash, we're reposting this fan favourite episode which we first released in 2023. Drug-fuelled car crashes. 121 mistresses. Shagging the next door neighbour's daughter. No one does scandals like Tiger Woods. But if you think you know the full story, think again. Buckle in for the sordid tale of a golfer gone wild… Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Mon, 30 Mar 2026 06:00:00 -0000 full The Upshot In light of Tiger's latest crash, we're reposting this fan favourite episode which we first released in 2023. Drug-fuelled car crashes. 121 mistresses. Shagging the next door neighbour's daughter. No one does scandals like Tiger Woods. But if you think you know the full story, think again. Buckle in for the sordid tale of a golfer gone wild… Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices In light of Tiger's latest crash, we're reposting this fan favourite episode which we first released in 2023.


Drug-fuelled car crashes. 121 mistresses. Shagging the next door neighbour's daughter.

No one does scandals like Tiger Woods.

But if you think you know the full story, think again. Buckle in for the sordid tale of a golfer gone wild…


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]]> 3195 Keys and Gray: it was just banter | Part two (with George Wilde) The pair are destroyed by a series of videos showing them at their absolute worst.   We revel in the fall out and the recovery, as Keys and Gray decamp to Qatar, settle old scores with their enemies, and both are rocked by more sex scandals. And of course, we answer the big question: Smash It? Download SAILY in your app store and use our code UPSHOT at checkout to get an exclusive 15% off your first purchase! For further details go to https://saily.com/upshot Links from the episode: Slagging off Sian Massey: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jV0oWNVG7Mw  Andy Gray “tuck me in”: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/fYvlpPwNocw  “Smash it?”: https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=2107649813077188  Richard Keys Talksport “apology”: youtube.com/watch?si=8K26y4_ECt-K_Yct&t=40&v=fkTNQuWaETE&feature=youtu.be  “Get your tits out for the lads”: https://www.independent.ie/videos/sport/old-footage-of-sky-sports-presenters-chanting-get-your-tts-out-at-female-reporter/29967075.html  Richard Keys “It was just banter”: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/RfiKA6-XbEE  Keys home tour: https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x35lcdp Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Tue, 24 Mar 2026 07:00:00 -0000 full The Upshot We answer the big question: Smash It? The pair are destroyed by a series of videos showing them at their absolute worst.   We revel in the fall out and the recovery, as Keys and Gray decamp to Qatar, settle old scores with their enemies, and both are rocked by more sex scandals. And of course, we answer the big question: Smash It? Download SAILY in your app store and use our code UPSHOT at checkout to get an exclusive 15% off your first purchase! For further details go to https://saily.com/upshot Links from the episode: Slagging off Sian Massey: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jV0oWNVG7Mw  Andy Gray “tuck me in”: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/fYvlpPwNocw  “Smash it?”: https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=2107649813077188  Richard Keys Talksport “apology”: youtube.com/watch?si=8K26y4_ECt-K_Yct&t=40&v=fkTNQuWaETE&feature=youtu.be  “Get your tits out for the lads”: https://www.independent.ie/videos/sport/old-footage-of-sky-sports-presenters-chanting-get-your-tts-out-at-female-reporter/29967075.html  Richard Keys “It was just banter”: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/RfiKA6-XbEE  Keys home tour: https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x35lcdp Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices The pair are destroyed by a series of videos showing them at their absolute worst.  

We revel in the fall out and the recovery, as Keys and Gray decamp to Qatar, settle old scores with their enemies, and both are rocked by more sex scandals.

And of course, we answer the big question: Smash It?


Download SAILY in your app store and use our code UPSHOT at checkout to get an exclusive 15% off your first purchase! For further details go to https://saily.com/upshot


Links from the episode:

Slagging off Sian Massey: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jV0oWNVG7Mw 

Andy Gray “tuck me in”: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/fYvlpPwNocw 

“Smash it?”: https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=2107649813077188 

Richard Keys Talksport “apology”: youtube.com/watch?si=8K26y4_ECt-K_Yct&t=40&v=fkTNQuWaETE&feature=youtu.be 

“Get your tits out for the lads”: https://www.independent.ie/videos/sport/old-footage-of-sky-sports-presenters-chanting-get-your-tts-out-at-female-reporter/29967075.html 

Richard Keys “It was just banter”: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/RfiKA6-XbEE 

Keys home tour: https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x35lcdp

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]]> 3724 yes Keys and Gray: smash it? | Part one (with George Wilde) When Richard Keys and Andy Gray burst onto our screens in the early 90s, they were a breath of fresh air. But behind the scenes, the pair turned the Sky Sports studio into a seedy boys club. They were forced out in disgrace, and that was just the start… From parties with pornstars to banging their best friend’s wives, this is the scandalous saga of Keys and Gray… smash it? Links from the episode: Andy Gray diving header: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZFbBf_YktU  Advert for Simon toy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oOJ3X_SksrM&t=60s  Richard Keys interviews Mariah Carey: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CVzwFUKCWlE  Andy Gray “you beauty” commentary: https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=524376272951046  “Take a bow son”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hLXgd7kOciw&t=44s  Keys winding up Ron Atkinson: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G1o7Fu93L4s  “Daft little ground, silly game, fuck off”: https://x.com/ballsdotie/status/1253638817468334080?lang=en  Richard Keys hairy hands: https://share.google/1etXSjQJlGq1wGolp Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Tue, 17 Mar 2026 07:00:00 -0000 full The Upshot From parties with pornstars to banging their best friend’s wives, this is the scandalous saga of Keys and Gray… When Richard Keys and Andy Gray burst onto our screens in the early 90s, they were a breath of fresh air. But behind the scenes, the pair turned the Sky Sports studio into a seedy boys club. They were forced out in disgrace, and that was just the start… From parties with pornstars to banging their best friend’s wives, this is the scandalous saga of Keys and Gray… smash it? Links from the episode: Andy Gray diving header: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZFbBf_YktU  Advert for Simon toy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oOJ3X_SksrM&t=60s  Richard Keys interviews Mariah Carey: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CVzwFUKCWlE  Andy Gray “you beauty” commentary: https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=524376272951046  “Take a bow son”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hLXgd7kOciw&t=44s  Keys winding up Ron Atkinson: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G1o7Fu93L4s  “Daft little ground, silly game, fuck off”: https://x.com/ballsdotie/status/1253638817468334080?lang=en  Richard Keys hairy hands: https://share.google/1etXSjQJlGq1wGolp Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices When Richard Keys and Andy Gray burst onto our screens in the early 90s, they were a breath of fresh air.

But behind the scenes, the pair turned the Sky Sports studio into a seedy boys club.

They were forced out in disgrace, and that was just the start…

From parties with pornstars to banging their best friend’s wives, this is the scandalous saga of Keys and Gray… smash it?

Links from the episode:

Andy Gray diving header: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZFbBf_YktU 

Advert for Simon toy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oOJ3X_SksrM&t=60s 

Richard Keys interviews Mariah Carey: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CVzwFUKCWlE 

Andy Gray “you beauty” commentary: https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=524376272951046 

“Take a bow son”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hLXgd7kOciw&t=44s 

Keys winding up Ron Atkinson: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G1o7Fu93L4s 

“Daft little ground, silly game, fuck off”: https://x.com/ballsdotie/status/1253638817468334080?lang=en 

Richard Keys hairy hands: https://share.google/1etXSjQJlGq1wGolp

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]]> 3554 yes Joey Barton back behind bars | Extra shot On the show today: - Joey Barton is in trouble with the law twice in one day - Wayne Rooney trousers down - Boris Beckers tales of Diddy’s freak-offs.  Download SAILY in your app store and use our code UPSHOT at checkout to get an exclusive 15% off your first purchase! For further details go to https://saily.com/upshot  Links from the pod: Eni Aluko’s Declan Rice conspiracy theory: https://talksport.com/football/1479711/eni-aluko-declan-rice-man-city-arsenal/ Wayne Rooney doing his trousers: https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/38375142/wayne-rooney-boozed-mystery-women-pre -brit-awards-bash/  Boris Johnson on Louis Theroux: https://open.spotify.com/episode/0DEeh05oNNkLcP7KEAlTDJ?si=ZqAej3bNSoWzvu-a8_M3_g&nd=1&dlsi=acbc3b22514e4556 Stu McGill’s podcast meltdown:  https://www.youtube.com/live/d-GV9ay86OA?si=5A8h28HwGg8kRqtI&t=1152  Jamie O’Hara’s walk out: https://x.com/now_arsenaI/status/2031496474580672980  The OnlyFans triangle: https://dispatch-media.com/inside-the-onlyfans-triangle/ Brawl in Brazil: https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/1rojrgv/brawl_breaks_out_between_cruzeiro_and_atletico/  Get Extra Shot every week when you join our Patreon: www.patreon.com/upshottowers Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Thu, 12 Mar 2026 07:00:00 -0000 full The Upshot On the show today: - Joey Barton is in trouble with the law twice in one day - Wayne Rooney trousers down - Boris Beckers tales of Diddy’s freak-offs.  Download SAILY in your app store and use our code UPSHOT at checkout to get an exclusive 15% off your first purchase! For further details go to https://saily.com/upshot  Links from the pod: Eni Aluko’s Declan Rice conspiracy theory: https://talksport.com/football/1479711/eni-aluko-declan-rice-man-city-arsenal/ Wayne Rooney doing his trousers: https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/38375142/wayne-rooney-boozed-mystery-women-pre -brit-awards-bash/  Boris Johnson on Louis Theroux: https://open.spotify.com/episode/0DEeh05oNNkLcP7KEAlTDJ?si=ZqAej3bNSoWzvu-a8_M3_g&nd=1&dlsi=acbc3b22514e4556 Stu McGill’s podcast meltdown:  https://www.youtube.com/live/d-GV9ay86OA?si=5A8h28HwGg8kRqtI&t=1152  Jamie O’Hara’s walk out: https://x.com/now_arsenaI/status/2031496474580672980  The OnlyFans triangle: https://dispatch-media.com/inside-the-onlyfans-triangle/ Brawl in Brazil: https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/1rojrgv/brawl_breaks_out_between_cruzeiro_and_atletico/  Get Extra Shot every week when you join our Patreon: www.patreon.com/upshottowers Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices On the show today:

- Joey Barton is in trouble with the law twice in one day

- Wayne Rooney trousers down

- Boris Beckers tales of Diddy’s freak-offs. 

Download SAILY in your app store and use our code UPSHOT at checkout to get an exclusive 15% off your first purchase! For further details go to https://saily.com/upshot 

Links from the pod:

Eni Aluko’s Declan Rice conspiracy theory: https://talksport.com/football/1479711/eni-aluko-declan-rice-man-city-arsenal/

Wayne Rooney doing his trousers: https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/38375142/wayne-rooney-boozed-mystery-women-pre -brit-awards-bash/ 

Boris Johnson on Louis Theroux: https://open.spotify.com/episode/0DEeh05oNNkLcP7KEAlTDJ?si=ZqAej3bNSoWzvu-a8_M3_g&nd=1&dlsi=acbc3b22514e4556

Stu McGill’s podcast meltdown: 

https://www.youtube.com/live/d-GV9ay86OA?si=5A8h28HwGg8kRqtI&t=1152 

Jamie O’Hara’s walk out: https://x.com/now_arsenaI/status/2031496474580672980 

The OnlyFans triangle: https://dispatch-media.com/inside-the-onlyfans-triangle/

Brawl in Brazil: https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/1rojrgv/brawl_breaks_out_between_cruzeiro_and_atletico/ 

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]]> 4030 OLD GOLD | Neil Warnock: he'd fookin' die for you lot They don't make managers like Neil Warnock anymore.  He gave team talks naked, cut his players' toe nails and picked the team based on his wife's dreams.  So by all means enjoy this podcast, but "enjoy it by being fucking disciplined"... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Wed, 11 Mar 2026 09:49:00 -0000 full The Upshot They don't make managers like Neil Warnock anymore.  He gave team talks naked, cut his players' toe nails and picked the team based on his wife's dreams.  So by all means enjoy this podcast, but "enjoy it by being fucking disciplined"... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices They don't make managers like Neil Warnock anymore. 

He gave team talks naked, cut his players' toe nails and picked the team based on his wife's dreams. 

So by all means enjoy this podcast, but "enjoy it by being fucking disciplined"...

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]]> 3203 The footballer who took LSD before matches (with Charlie Milner) Drink. Drugs. Explosive benders. And the inspiration for a rock band’s hit single. Nope, it’s not an iconic supermodel, it’s a hellraising winger from west London. From robbing graves to LSD before kick off, meet Robin Friday, the original rock 'n' roll footballer… Links from the episode: Highlight reel: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X64i1bunpKo Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Tue, 10 Mar 2026 07:00:00 -0000 full The Upshot From robbing graves to LSD before kick off, meet the original rock 'n' roll footballer… Drink. Drugs. Explosive benders. And the inspiration for a rock band’s hit single. Nope, it’s not an iconic supermodel, it’s a hellraising winger from west London. From robbing graves to LSD before kick off, meet Robin Friday, the original rock 'n' roll footballer… Links from the episode: Highlight reel: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X64i1bunpKo Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Drink. Drugs. Explosive benders. And the inspiration for a rock band’s hit single.

Nope, it’s not an iconic supermodel, it’s a hellraising winger from west London.

From robbing graves to LSD before kick off, meet Robin Friday, the original rock 'n' roll footballer…

Links from the episode:

Highlight reel: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X64i1bunpKo

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]]> 4626 yes Conor McGregor: tell him I’m his daddy | Part two At the end of part one, Conor was on a high: the most feared MMA fighter in the world, and about to take on Khabib in the most eagerly anticipated UFC fight of all time. But things are about to get ugly… Access content not available in your region with Nord VPN: Go to https://nordvpn.com/upshot - our link will also give you 4 extra months on the 2-year plan.  There's no risk with Nord’s 30 day money-back guarantee!  Live Show Tickets: https://www.livenation.co.uk/the-upshot-live-tickets-adp1637635 Links from the episode: Throws trolley through bus window: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=63OCvuC-GSY On a coke comedown: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kBjoDOvyYf0 Punches bloke in pub: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nYMfSI9cZQw Jacob Hawley talking about McGregor shagging in disabled loo: https://www.instagram.com/reel/C2zxzSkovyz/ Knocked off his bike: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T7Yg1mmcSX4 Posts video getting a blowie on a boat: https://x.com/markyjustbets/status/1563558573115711489?s=21&t=z7nqxzI_V2x6XrkhgnRT8g Breaks mascot’s nose: https://x.com/FOS/status/1667636830827696130 Chewing Ronaldo’s ear off: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/FQamo6r7BHY Playfighting with Saka: https://x.com/StokeyyG2/status/1841617894901231662 Traffic police rant: https://youtu.be/HLEA8XoxPIg?si=Cr27QTZTJ_Ud3znS&t=1180Ranting at Mike Tyson: https://x.com/CasualMMA/status/1997733884637978708 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Tue, 03 Mar 2026 07:00:00 -0000 full The Upshot At the end of part one, Conor was on a high: the most feared MMA fighter in the world, and about to take on Khabib in the most eagerly anticipated UFC fight of all time. But things are about to get ugly… Access content not available in your region with Nord VPN: Go to https://nordvpn.com/upshot - our link will also give you 4 extra months on the 2-year plan.  There's no risk with Nord’s 30 day money-back guarantee!  Live Show Tickets: https://www.livenation.co.uk/the-upshot-live-tickets-adp1637635 Links from the episode: Throws trolley through bus window: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=63OCvuC-GSY On a coke comedown: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kBjoDOvyYf0 Punches bloke in pub: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nYMfSI9cZQw Jacob Hawley talking about McGregor shagging in disabled loo: https://www.instagram.com/reel/C2zxzSkovyz/ Knocked off his bike: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T7Yg1mmcSX4 Posts video getting a blowie on a boat: https://x.com/markyjustbets/status/1563558573115711489?s=21&t=z7nqxzI_V2x6XrkhgnRT8g Breaks mascot’s nose: https://x.com/FOS/status/1667636830827696130 Chewing Ronaldo’s ear off: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/FQamo6r7BHY Playfighting with Saka: https://x.com/StokeyyG2/status/1841617894901231662 Traffic police rant: https://youtu.be/HLEA8XoxPIg?si=Cr27QTZTJ_Ud3znS&t=1180Ranting at Mike Tyson: https://x.com/CasualMMA/status/1997733884637978708 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices At the end of part one, Conor was on a high: the most feared MMA fighter in the world, and about to take on Khabib in the most eagerly anticipated UFC fight of all time.

But things are about to get ugly…

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Links from the episode:

Throws trolley through bus window: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=63OCvuC-GSY

On a coke comedown: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kBjoDOvyYf0

Punches bloke in pub: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nYMfSI9cZQw

Jacob Hawley talking about McGregor shagging in disabled loo: https://www.instagram.com/reel/C2zxzSkovyz/

Knocked off his bike: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T7Yg1mmcSX4

Posts video getting a blowie on a boat:

https://x.com/markyjustbets/status/1563558573115711489?s=21&t=z7nqxzI_V2x6XrkhgnRT8g

Breaks mascot’s nose: https://x.com/FOS/status/1667636830827696130

Chewing Ronaldo’s ear off: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/FQamo6r7BHY

Playfighting with Saka: https://x.com/StokeyyG2/status/1841617894901231662

Traffic police rant: https://youtu.be/HLEA8XoxPIg?si=Cr27QTZTJ_Ud3znS&t=1180
Ranting at Mike Tyson: https://x.com/CasualMMA/status/1997733884637978708

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]]> 3355 yes Conor McGregor: the scummiest man on the planet | Part one Conor McGregor was once considered a combat genius who ranked alongside Sun Tzu, Bruce Lee and Fionn mac Cumhaill. But then came the cocaine, convictions and carnage. As his mask slipped, the unhinged Irishmen turned into a frothing beast, smashing up buses, punching grandads and peppering popstars with dick pics. From ayahuasca in the jungle to shagging at funerals, this is the story of Conor McGregor… Get part 2 instantly when you join The Upshot’s Patreon: www.patreon.com/upshottowers Download SAILY in your app store and use our code UPSHOT at checkout to get an exclusive 15% off your first purchase! For further details go to https://saily.com/upshot Links from the episode: Pocketwatch: youtube.com/watch?v=MJl-O2KYYHU&ab_channel=ClippedMMA Crocodile walk: https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=818213015007557 Taking the piss out of Uriah Faber: https://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&v=yJRJEvFU3Ac&ab_channel=UFC Forces translator to tell Jose Aldo he’s his daddy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YezMl2zi5Gs Red panty night: https://youtu.be/BV57_OEDU1s?si=jDhSf3T0vNiV1ZtB&t=28 Taking the piss out of Nate Diaz: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S6wn99sp4Tc Apologise to absolutely nobody: https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=1239067553130795 After party in a tree: https://www.reddit.com/r/ufc/comments/cqvb44/coked_up_conor_enjoying_an_after_party_in_a_tree/ Floyd Mayweather: https://youtu.be/UiPlPFzFkDo?si=SiHo7nyxYEq_Id2v&t=201  Ruins friend’s victory by jumping into the octagon: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MXx8WQPjYpo  Speeding out of car park: https://x.com/rtenews/status/936233874815897600 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Tue, 24 Feb 2026 07:00:00 -0000 full The Upshot From ayahuasca in the jungle to shagging at funerals, this is his story… Conor McGregor was once considered a combat genius who ranked alongside Sun Tzu, Bruce Lee and Fionn mac Cumhaill. But then came the cocaine, convictions and carnage. As his mask slipped, the unhinged Irishmen turned into a frothing beast, smashing up buses, punching grandads and peppering popstars with dick pics. From ayahuasca in the jungle to shagging at funerals, this is the story of Conor McGregor… Get part 2 instantly when you join The Upshot’s Patreon: www.patreon.com/upshottowers Download SAILY in your app store and use our code UPSHOT at checkout to get an exclusive 15% off your first purchase! For further details go to https://saily.com/upshot Links from the episode: Pocketwatch: youtube.com/watch?v=MJl-O2KYYHU&ab_channel=ClippedMMA Crocodile walk: https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=818213015007557 Taking the piss out of Uriah Faber: https://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&v=yJRJEvFU3Ac&ab_channel=UFC Forces translator to tell Jose Aldo he’s his daddy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YezMl2zi5Gs Red panty night: https://youtu.be/BV57_OEDU1s?si=jDhSf3T0vNiV1ZtB&t=28 Taking the piss out of Nate Diaz: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S6wn99sp4Tc Apologise to absolutely nobody: https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=1239067553130795 After party in a tree: https://www.reddit.com/r/ufc/comments/cqvb44/coked_up_conor_enjoying_an_after_party_in_a_tree/ Floyd Mayweather: https://youtu.be/UiPlPFzFkDo?si=SiHo7nyxYEq_Id2v&t=201  Ruins friend’s victory by jumping into the octagon: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MXx8WQPjYpo  Speeding out of car park: https://x.com/rtenews/status/936233874815897600 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Conor McGregor was once considered a combat genius who ranked alongside Sun Tzu, Bruce Lee and Fionn mac Cumhaill.

But then came the cocaine, convictions and carnage.

As his mask slipped, the unhinged Irishmen turned into a frothing beast, smashing up buses, punching grandads and peppering popstars with dick pics.

From ayahuasca in the jungle to shagging at funerals, this is the story of Conor McGregor…

Get part 2 instantly when you join The Upshot’s Patreon: www.patreon.com/upshottowers

Download SAILY in your app store and use our code UPSHOT at checkout to get an exclusive 15% off your first purchase! For further details go to https://saily.com/upshot

Links from the episode:

Pocketwatch: youtube.com/watch?v=MJl-O2KYYHU&ab_channel=ClippedMMA

Crocodile walk: https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=818213015007557

Taking the piss out of Uriah Faber: https://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&v=yJRJEvFU3Ac&ab_channel=UFC

Forces translator to tell Jose Aldo he’s his daddy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YezMl2zi5Gs

Red panty night: https://youtu.be/BV57_OEDU1s?si=jDhSf3T0vNiV1ZtB&t=28

Taking the piss out of Nate Diaz: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S6wn99sp4Tc

Apologise to absolutely nobody: https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=1239067553130795

After party in a tree: https://www.reddit.com/r/ufc/comments/cqvb44/coked_up_conor_enjoying_an_after_party_in_a_tree/

Floyd Mayweather: https://youtu.be/UiPlPFzFkDo?si=SiHo7nyxYEq_Id2v&t=201 

Ruins friend’s victory by jumping into the octagon: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MXx8WQPjYpo 

Speeding out of car park: https://x.com/rtenews/status/936233874815897600


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]]> 2529 yes Cristiano Ronaldo: it’s my orgy and I’ll cry if I want to (with Max Fosh) You don’t make it to the top without getting a little weird. Just ask Cristiano Ronaldo. He scraps with teenagers, had an orgy with his taxi driver, and keeps a handwritten list of his silverware in his pocket. From fivesomes with teammates to getting throttled by Ryan Giggs, this is his story… Links from the episode: As a youngster: https://www.thesun.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2020/02/SPORT-PREVIEW-young-cristiano.jpg?quality=80&strip=all&w=1500&h=1000&crop=1 Man United debut: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=73DuUGJWuzo Throws journo’s microphone in a lake: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/mIgNSppc4zg Statue at madeira airport: https://ichef.bbci.co.uk/ace/standard/976/cpsprodpb/1424D/production/_95390528_ronaldobust.jpg Pat Butcher mural: https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRiuR02MyRWY99xd4N7AG770iIyiQ-kjWCV1A&s Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Tue, 17 Feb 2026 07:00:00 -0000 full The Upshot You don’t make it to the top without getting a little weird. Just ask Cristiano Ronaldo. He scraps with teenagers, had an orgy with his taxi driver, and keeps a handwritten list of his silverware in his pocket. From fivesomes with teammates to getting throttled by Ryan Giggs, this is his story… Links from the episode: As a youngster: https://www.thesun.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2020/02/SPORT-PREVIEW-young-cristiano.jpg?quality=80&strip=all&w=1500&h=1000&crop=1 Man United debut: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=73DuUGJWuzo Throws journo’s microphone in a lake: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/mIgNSppc4zg Statue at madeira airport: https://ichef.bbci.co.uk/ace/standard/976/cpsprodpb/1424D/production/_95390528_ronaldobust.jpg Pat Butcher mural: https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRiuR02MyRWY99xd4N7AG770iIyiQ-kjWCV1A&s Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices You don’t make it to the top without getting a little weird.

Just ask Cristiano Ronaldo.

He scraps with teenagers, had an orgy with his taxi driver, and keeps a handwritten list of his silverware in his pocket.

From fivesomes with teammates to getting throttled by Ryan Giggs, this is his story…

Links from the episode:

As a youngster: https://www.thesun.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2020/02/SPORT-PREVIEW-young-cristiano.jpg?quality=80&strip=all&w=1500&h=1000&crop=1

Man United debut: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=73DuUGJWuzo

Throws journo’s microphone in a lake: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/mIgNSppc4zg

Statue at madeira airport: https://ichef.bbci.co.uk/ace/standard/976/cpsprodpb/1424D/production/_95390528_ronaldobust.jpg

Pat Butcher mural: https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRiuR02MyRWY99xd4N7AG770iIyiQ-kjWCV1A&s

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]]> 4773 yes Winter Olympics: Hitler’s mistress and hot tub orgies Sure, Usain Bolt ran the 100m in 9.58 seconds. But has he ever been strapped to a teatray and hurled headfirst down Mont Blanc? (or an artificial slide in a concrete chinese business park) And he never shagged Hitler, murdered his rivals, or got high before races either… But I know some people who did… From Stasi spies to hot tub orgies, buckle into your bobsled for the wildest stories in Winter Olympic history… Download SAILY in your app store and use our code UPSHOT at checkout to get an exclusive 15% off your first purchase! For further details go to https://saily.com/upshot Links from the pod: Australian speed skater who was coming last before the final corner: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WUi4-H6hfw8 The actual Jamaican bobsled team: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M1aWFW8bOpo Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Tue, 10 Feb 2026 07:00:00 -0000 full The Upshot Sure, Usain Bolt ran the 100m in 9.58 seconds. But has he ever been strapped to a teatray and hurled headfirst down Mont Blanc? (or an artificial slide in a concrete chinese business park) And he never shagged Hitler, murdered his rivals, or got high before races either… But I know some people who did… From Stasi spies to hot tub orgies, buckle into your bobsled for the wildest stories in Winter Olympic history… Download SAILY in your app store and use our code UPSHOT at checkout to get an exclusive 15% off your first purchase! For further details go to https://saily.com/upshot Links from the pod: Australian speed skater who was coming last before the final corner: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WUi4-H6hfw8 The actual Jamaican bobsled team: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M1aWFW8bOpo Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Sure, Usain Bolt ran the 100m in 9.58 seconds. But has he ever been strapped to a teatray and hurled headfirst down Mont Blanc? (or an artificial slide in a concrete chinese business park) And he never shagged Hitler, murdered his rivals, or got high before races either… But I know some people who did… From Stasi spies to hot tub orgies, buckle into your bobsled for the wildest stories in Winter Olympic history… Download SAILY in your app store and use our code UPSHOT at checkout to get an exclusive 15% off your first purchase! For further details go to https://saily.com/upshot Links from the pod: Australian speed skater who was coming last before the final corner: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WUi4-H6hfw8 The actual Jamaican bobsled team: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M1aWFW8bOpo

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]]> 3935 Mikhalio Mudryk is banned AGAIN | Extra Shot On the show today: Todd Boehly’s Epstein meetings, Nick Kyrgios' Australian Open bender, and Lewis Hamilton’s finally gets with the girl in the year above Get Extra shot every week when you join our Patreon: www.patreon.com/upshottowers 4 months free of Nord vpn at: www.nordvpn.com/upshot Links from the pod: Boxer gets wig knocked off: https://x.com/DevinOffWestern/status/2017778496999985203  John McEnroe's annoying fan:https://www.reddit.com/r/tennis/comments/1qtn87l/us_tennis_legend_left_australia_with_a_bang Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Thu, 05 Feb 2026 07:00:00 -0000 full The Upshot On the show today: Todd Boehly’s Epstein meetings, Nick Kyrgios' Australian Open bender, and Lewis Hamilton’s finally gets with the girl in the year above Get Extra shot every week when you join our Patreon: www.patreon.com/upshottowers 4 months free of Nord vpn at: www.nordvpn.com/upshot Links from the pod: Boxer gets wig knocked off: https://x.com/DevinOffWestern/status/2017778496999985203  John McEnroe's annoying fan:https://www.reddit.com/r/tennis/comments/1qtn87l/us_tennis_legend_left_australia_with_a_bang Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices On the show today: Todd Boehly’s Epstein meetings, Nick Kyrgios' Australian Open bender, and Lewis Hamilton’s finally gets with the girl in the year above

Get Extra shot every week when you join our Patreon: www.patreon.com/upshottowers

4 months free of Nord vpn at: www.nordvpn.com/upshot

Links from the pod:

Boxer gets wig knocked off: https://x.com/DevinOffWestern/status/2017778496999985203 

John McEnroe's annoying fan:
https://www.reddit.com/r/tennis/comments/1qtn87l/us_tennis_legend_left_australia_with_a_bang

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]]> 3654 Graeme Souness: for me that cat’s done nothing wrong (with Vittorio Angelone) | Part two Graeme faces death threats, confronts gun-wielding players and is duped into signing striker by a telephone prankster. After five glorious years in Glasgow, Graeme Souness has been hounded out of his homeland by a terrifying tea lady. But he’s about to step into the biggest job of all: Liverpool Football Club.  And that’s when everything goes pear shaped… Graeme faces death threats, confronts gun-wielding players and is duped into signing striker by a telephone prankster. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Tue, 03 Feb 2026 07:00:00 -0000 full The Upshot Graeme faces death threats, confronts gun-wielding players and is duped into signing striker by a telephone prankster. Graeme faces death threats, confronts gun-wielding players and is duped into signing striker by a telephone prankster. After five glorious years in Glasgow, Graeme Souness has been hounded out of his homeland by a terrifying tea lady. But he’s about to step into the biggest job of all: Liverpool Football Club.  And that’s when everything goes pear shaped… Graeme faces death threats, confronts gun-wielding players and is duped into signing striker by a telephone prankster. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Graeme faces death threats, confronts gun-wielding players and is duped into signing striker by a telephone prankster.

After five glorious years in Glasgow, Graeme Souness has been hounded out of his homeland by a terrifying tea lady.

But he’s about to step into the biggest job of all: Liverpool Football Club. 

And that’s when everything goes pear shaped…

Graeme faces death threats, confronts gun-wielding players and is duped into signing striker by a telephone prankster.

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]]> 3724 yes Graeme Souness: he’s scared of the tea lady (with Vittorio Angelone) | Part one From gun-wielding strikers to love triangles with George Best, this is his story… In his glory years, Graeme Souness was a bonafide hunk who dated Miss World, won 3 European Cups and took meetings with his knob out. Which makes you wonder: why is he such a moody bastard? The Liverpool legend decked his own captain, scalped his friend with a pick axe, and was hounded out of Scotland by an irate tea lady. From gun-wielding strikers to love triangles with George Best, this is his story… Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Tue, 27 Jan 2026 07:00:00 -0000 full The Upshot From gun-wielding strikers to love triangles with George Best, this is his story… In his glory years, Graeme Souness was a bonafide hunk who dated Miss World, won 3 European Cups and took meetings with his knob out. Which makes you wonder: why is he such a moody bastard? The Liverpool legend decked his own captain, scalped his friend with a pick axe, and was hounded out of Scotland by an irate tea lady. From gun-wielding strikers to love triangles with George Best, this is his story… Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices From gun-wielding strikers to love triangles with George Best, this is his story…

In his glory years, Graeme Souness was a bonafide hunk who dated Miss World, won 3 European Cups and took meetings with his knob out.

Which makes you wonder: why is he such a moody bastard?

The Liverpool legend decked his own captain, scalped his friend with a pick axe, and was hounded out of Scotland by an irate tea lady.

From gun-wielding strikers to love triangles with George Best, this is his story…

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]]> 2893 Lutz Pfannenstiel: he kidnapped a penguin (with Jason Manford) They say you have to be mad to be a goalkeeper. And nobody is more batshit crazy than Lutz Pfannenstiel, the German stopper who played for 25 clubs on 6 continents. He kidnapped penguins, threatened to knock out Take That and spent 101 days in a grisly Singapore slammer. From fighting off murderers to dying three times on the pitch, meet Lutz Pfannenstiel: you’re going to like him…  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Tue, 20 Jan 2026 07:00:00 -0000 full The Upshot He kidnapped penguins, threatened to knock out Take That and spent 101 days in a grisly Singapore slammer. From fighting off murderers to dying three times on the pitch, meet Lutz Pfannenstiel. You’re going to like him… They say you have to be mad to be a goalkeeper. And nobody is more batshit crazy than Lutz Pfannenstiel, the German stopper who played for 25 clubs on 6 continents. He kidnapped penguins, threatened to knock out Take That and spent 101 days in a grisly Singapore slammer. From fighting off murderers to dying three times on the pitch, meet Lutz Pfannenstiel: you’re going to like him…  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices They say you have to be mad to be a goalkeeper.

And nobody is more batshit crazy than Lutz Pfannenstiel, the German stopper who played for 25 clubs on 6 continents.

He kidnapped penguins, threatened to knock out Take That and spent 101 days in a grisly Singapore slammer.

From fighting off murderers to dying three times on the pitch, meet Lutz Pfannenstiel: you’re going to like him… 

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]]> 4272 yes Ruben Amorim: we are the worst team in Man United history In September 2024 the world was a very different place.  Sleepy Joe was in the White House, The United Strand had a short back and sides, and Ruben Amorim was the most vaunted young coach in Europe. But 14 months on, United’s latest saviour left a familiar mess in his wake: seething fans, mutinous players and Gary Neville harping on about the Club’s DNA. From naked fans to nightmares in Grimsby, this is the story of the Worst Manchester United team in history… LINKS FROM THE POD: Day one for United Strand: https://www.instagram.com/p/DAx2tTEISrB/ Gary Cotterill demands Ruben speaks English: https://x.com/Footballtweet/status/1853503399402393680 Ed Sheeran gatecrashes his interview: https://x.com/AshMeppers/status/1860759173715071084 Naked fan in Bilbao: https://x.com/turkishphysio/status/1925514123195957743 Sad open top bus parade: https://www.tiktok.com/@livescore/video/7509524698829425942?lang=en  Ruben dancing his way out: https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/1q4s4oq/amorim_daps_up_a_paparazzo_after_leaving_his/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Tue, 13 Jan 2026 07:00:00 -0000 full The Upshot In September 2024 the world was a very different place.  Sleepy Joe was in the White House, The United Strand had a short back and sides, and Ruben Amorim was the most vaunted young coach in Europe. But 14 months on, United’s latest saviour left a familiar mess in his wake: seething fans, mutinous players and Gary Neville harping on about the Club’s DNA. From naked fans to nightmares in Grimsby, this is the story of the Worst Manchester United team in history… LINKS FROM THE POD: Day one for United Strand: https://www.instagram.com/p/DAx2tTEISrB/ Gary Cotterill demands Ruben speaks English: https://x.com/Footballtweet/status/1853503399402393680 Ed Sheeran gatecrashes his interview: https://x.com/AshMeppers/status/1860759173715071084 Naked fan in Bilbao: https://x.com/turkishphysio/status/1925514123195957743 Sad open top bus parade: https://www.tiktok.com/@livescore/video/7509524698829425942?lang=en  Ruben dancing his way out: https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/1q4s4oq/amorim_daps_up_a_paparazzo_after_leaving_his/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices In September 2024 the world was a very different place. 

Sleepy Joe was in the White House, The United Strand had a short back and sides, and Ruben Amorim was the most vaunted young coach in Europe.

But 14 months on, United’s latest saviour left a familiar mess in his wake: seething fans, mutinous players and Gary Neville harping on about the Club’s DNA.

From naked fans to nightmares in Grimsby, this is the story of the Worst Manchester United team in history…

LINKS FROM THE POD:

Day one for United Strand: https://www.instagram.com/p/DAx2tTEISrB/

Gary Cotterill demands Ruben speaks English: https://x.com/Footballtweet/status/1853503399402393680

Ed Sheeran gatecrashes his interview: https://x.com/AshMeppers/status/1860759173715071084

Naked fan in Bilbao: https://x.com/turkishphysio/status/1925514123195957743

Sad open top bus parade: https://www.tiktok.com/@livescore/video/7509524698829425942?lang=en 

Ruben dancing his way out: https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/1q4s4oq/amorim_daps_up_a_paparazzo_after_leaving_his/

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]]> 3766 yes Thomas Tuchel on the pull in Notting Hill | The funniest stories in sport this week Keep listening to Extra Shot every week by joining The Upshot’s Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/upshottowers   (Sign up in your browser, not the patreon app - it’s cheaper). Get tickets to to the Upshot’s Live shows in April: https://www.livenation.co.uk/the-upshot-live-tickets-adp1637635 Download SAILY in your app store and use our code UPSHOT at checkout to get an exclusive 15% off your first purchase! For further details go to https://saily.com/upshot  Links from the pod: Rio Ferdinand on Solksjaer: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/bzNNy6gf-2k  Brendon McCullum doing the crossword: https://x.com/CricketSangrah/status/2007677153513738741  Ashes commentator fuck up: https://x.com/MonsieurJudge/status/2008787604754636947  Ugandan president grilling the players: https://www.instagram.com/reels/DO8MljIgDw5/  Congolese AFCON fans: https://www.instagram.com/p/DTIjUONjbai/?img_index=1  Pep on weighing his players: https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/articles/cm20dd4md8qo  Michael Owen ranks his Christmas dinner: https://www.instagram.com/p/DSakKS7AA_u  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Thu, 08 Jan 2026 07:00:00 -0000 full The Upshot Plus: Grealish’s strip club sesh and David Beckham’s in the Epstein Files. Keep listening to Extra Shot every week by joining The Upshot’s Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/upshottowers   (Sign up in your browser, not the patreon app - it’s cheaper). Get tickets to to the Upshot’s Live shows in April: https://www.livenation.co.uk/the-upshot-live-tickets-adp1637635 Download SAILY in your app store and use our code UPSHOT at checkout to get an exclusive 15% off your first purchase! For further details go to https://saily.com/upshot  Links from the pod: Rio Ferdinand on Solksjaer: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/bzNNy6gf-2k  Brendon McCullum doing the crossword: https://x.com/CricketSangrah/status/2007677153513738741  Ashes commentator fuck up: https://x.com/MonsieurJudge/status/2008787604754636947  Ugandan president grilling the players: https://www.instagram.com/reels/DO8MljIgDw5/  Congolese AFCON fans: https://www.instagram.com/p/DTIjUONjbai/?img_index=1  Pep on weighing his players: https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/articles/cm20dd4md8qo  Michael Owen ranks his Christmas dinner: https://www.instagram.com/p/DSakKS7AA_u  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Keep listening to Extra Shot every week by joining The Upshot’s Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/upshottowers  

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Links from the pod:

Rio Ferdinand on Solksjaer: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/bzNNy6gf-2k 

Brendon McCullum doing the crossword: https://x.com/CricketSangrah/status/2007677153513738741 

Ashes commentator fuck up: https://x.com/MonsieurJudge/status/2008787604754636947 

Ugandan president grilling the players: https://www.instagram.com/reels/DO8MljIgDw5/ 

Congolese AFCON fans: https://www.instagram.com/p/DTIjUONjbai/?img_index=1 

Pep on weighing his players: https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/articles/cm20dd4md8qo 

Michael Owen ranks his Christmas dinner: https://www.instagram.com/p/DSakKS7AA_u 

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]]> 2944 yes Love triangles and landlords from hell: AFCON’s wildest scandals From pornstar girlfriends to birthday cakes delivered by concorde, buckle in for African football’s maddest moments… Follow Moses: @mosesduckrell LINKS FROM THE POD: Mbutu leopard outfit: https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/proxy/bfgp2w0COKqnrhqELPl0dfTfPDri3ZCn8oRsqNsGdNdKEHEGoi_rUilHZr0eMCOn-mVp6Bl4hoa-t9cSSfJ1Pt6Mmv7SUEWnJaP41QjKlemJB8S6dSKHNn5jf94 Zaire defender boots ball away: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYDXkVGpMpc Man blocks camera: https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/piza3e/during_ugandamali_match_in_african_wcq_person_was/  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Tue, 06 Jan 2026 07:00:00 -0000 full The Upshot From pornstar girlfriends to birthday cakes delivered by concorde, buckle in for African football’s maddest moments… From pornstar girlfriends to birthday cakes delivered by concorde, buckle in for African football’s maddest moments… Follow Moses: @mosesduckrell LINKS FROM THE POD: Mbutu leopard outfit: https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/proxy/bfgp2w0COKqnrhqELPl0dfTfPDri3ZCn8oRsqNsGdNdKEHEGoi_rUilHZr0eMCOn-mVp6Bl4hoa-t9cSSfJ1Pt6Mmv7SUEWnJaP41QjKlemJB8S6dSKHNn5jf94 Zaire defender boots ball away: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYDXkVGpMpc Man blocks camera: https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/piza3e/during_ugandamali_match_in_african_wcq_person_was/  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices From pornstar girlfriends to birthday cakes delivered by concorde, buckle in for African football’s maddest moments…

Follow Moses: @mosesduckrell

LINKS FROM THE POD:

Mbutu leopard outfit: https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/proxy/bfgp2w0COKqnrhqELPl0dfTfPDri3ZCn8oRsqNsGdNdKEHEGoi_rUilHZr0eMCOn-mVp6Bl4hoa-t9cSSfJ1Pt6Mmv7SUEWnJaP41QjKlemJB8S6dSKHNn5jf94

Zaire defender boots ball away: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYDXkVGpMpc

Man blocks camera: https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/piza3e/during_ugandamali_match_in_african_wcq_person_was/ 

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]]> 2838 yes Luke Littler: Darts. Kebabs. Vapes. In that order. The Rope and Anchor, 2013. The pub’s 53-year-old darts champion gulps as his opponent puts down his PSP and step up to the oche. It’s Luke Littler, the six year old sensation whose rise to the top has just begun. From splurging prize money on vapes to chirpsing girls on Xbox live, this is the story of darts’ first wonderkid… Links from the pod: Luke playing at 18 months old: https://x.com/JumbleBag/status/1748617919368499612  Crowd singing “you’ve got school in the morning”: https://www.skysports.com/darts/video/12288/13035515/school-in-the-morning-16-year-old-luke-littler-loves-crowd-chant  Michael van Gerwen aged 17: https://share.google/H8BENZ9THwVUf4OqA  Rival’s post match interview: https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=845583344145998  “Nah chill begging it”: https://x.com/AFC_Iddy/status/1916919883578647002 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Fri, 02 Jan 2026 07:00:00 -0000 full The Upshot From splurging prize money on vapes to chirpsing girls on Xbox live, this is the story of darts’ first wonderkid… The Rope and Anchor, 2013. The pub’s 53-year-old darts champion gulps as his opponent puts down his PSP and step up to the oche. It’s Luke Littler, the six year old sensation whose rise to the top has just begun. From splurging prize money on vapes to chirpsing girls on Xbox live, this is the story of darts’ first wonderkid… Links from the pod: Luke playing at 18 months old: https://x.com/JumbleBag/status/1748617919368499612  Crowd singing “you’ve got school in the morning”: https://www.skysports.com/darts/video/12288/13035515/school-in-the-morning-16-year-old-luke-littler-loves-crowd-chant  Michael van Gerwen aged 17: https://share.google/H8BENZ9THwVUf4OqA  Rival’s post match interview: https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=845583344145998  “Nah chill begging it”: https://x.com/AFC_Iddy/status/1916919883578647002 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices The Rope and Anchor, 2013.

The pub’s 53-year-old darts champion gulps as his opponent puts down his PSP and step up to the oche.

It’s Luke Littler, the six year old sensation whose rise to the top has just begun.

From splurging prize money on vapes to chirpsing girls on Xbox live, this is the story of darts’ first wonderkid…

Links from the pod:

Luke playing at 18 months old: https://x.com/JumbleBag/status/1748617919368499612 

Crowd singing “you’ve got school in the morning”: https://www.skysports.com/darts/video/12288/13035515/school-in-the-morning-16-year-old-luke-littler-loves-crowd-chant 

Michael van Gerwen aged 17: https://share.google/H8BENZ9THwVUf4OqA 

Rival’s post match interview: https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=845583344145998 

“Nah chill begging it”: https://x.com/AFC_Iddy/status/1916919883578647002

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]]> 3653 yes Smugglers, syphilis and a Neymar’s farmyard orgy: the wildest stories of 2025 Join us as we dish out the only gongs more worthless than Fifa’s peace prize. LINKS FROM THE POD: Lamine Yamal party: https://x.com/JackMacCFB/status/1944719886992744913 Emmanuel Petit announces Pat Rice’s death: https://x.com/AlleyMatty/status/1881478083313906032  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Tue, 30 Dec 2025 07:00:00 -0000 full The Upshot Join us as we dish out the only gongs more worthless than Fifa’s peace prize. Join us as we dish out the only gongs more worthless than Fifa’s peace prize. LINKS FROM THE POD: Lamine Yamal party: https://x.com/JackMacCFB/status/1944719886992744913 Emmanuel Petit announces Pat Rice’s death: https://x.com/AlleyMatty/status/1881478083313906032  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Join us as we dish out the only gongs more worthless than Fifa’s peace prize.

LINKS FROM THE POD:

Lamine Yamal party: https://x.com/JackMacCFB/status/1944719886992744913

Emmanuel Petit announces Pat Rice’s death: https://x.com/AlleyMatty/status/1881478083313906032 

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]]> 3990 yes Fake Sheikh: the king of the sting UNMASKED (part two) From Jerry Springer’s threesomes to infiltrating the Taliban, this is the story of The Fake Sheikh… Mazher Mahmood has been caught out using the claims of a serial fantasist to flog a bollocks story about Posh Spice being kidnapped. And his downfall has only just begun… Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Mon, 22 Dec 2025 07:00:00 -0000 full The Upshot From Jerry Springer’s threesomes to infiltrating the Taliban, this is the story of The Fake Sheikh… Mazher Mahmood has been caught out using the claims of a serial fantasist to flog a bollocks story about Posh Spice being kidnapped. And his downfall has only just begun… Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices From Jerry Springer’s threesomes to infiltrating the Taliban, this is the story of The Fake Sheikh…

Mazher Mahmood has been caught out using the claims of a serial fantasist to flog a bollocks story about Posh Spice being kidnapped.

And his downfall has only just begun…

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]]> 3646 yes Inside Messi’s Indian catastrophe | The funniest stories in sport this week Plus: Samuel Eto’o’s AFCON meltdown and a knife-wielding Sunderland striker. Get tickets to to the Upshot’s Live shows in April: https://www.livenation.co.uk/the-upshot-live-tickets-adp1637635 We’re hiring! Apply for the role as The Upshot’s new video producer: https://www.upshot.email/p/we-re-hiring-a-video-producer-36e9  Download SAILY in your app store and use our code UPSHOT at checkout to get an exclusive 15% off your first purchase! For further details go to https://saily.com/upshot  Join The Upshot’s Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/upshottowers   (Sign up in your browser, not the patreon app - it’s cheaper). Links from the pod: Kolkata riot: https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/1plfmgo/ani_fans_at_salt_lake_stadium_got_angry_with_the Statue unveiling: https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2025/12/12/12/104672397-15377981-image-a-45_1765543002051.jpg Hola Messi fanzone: https://assets.telegraphindia.com/telegraph/2025/Dec/1765375010_hola-messi-1.gif Suarez nutmeg: https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/1pmfjzm/suarez_got_nutmegged_by_a_teen_indian_girl/?utm_source=www.upshot.email&utm_medium=newsletter&utm_campaign=i-see-a-snake&_bhlid=16c820a8f979cb6080947e9b36af165b189dceb7 Nitin Kumar walking out: https://www.tiktok.com/@thedarter88/video/7583727677526396193  Killing the Ally Pally wasp: https://x.com/MarkWilsonRadio/status/2000235018254459016 Cameron Menzies meltdown: https://x.com/_shaunmiller_/status/2000578781082251448 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Thu, 18 Dec 2025 07:00:00 -0000 full The Upshot Plus: Samuel Eto’o’s AFCON meltdown and a knife-wielding Sunderland striker. Plus: Samuel Eto’o’s AFCON meltdown and a knife-wielding Sunderland striker. Get tickets to to the Upshot’s Live shows in April: https://www.livenation.co.uk/the-upshot-live-tickets-adp1637635 We’re hiring! Apply for the role as The Upshot’s new video producer: https://www.upshot.email/p/we-re-hiring-a-video-producer-36e9  Download SAILY in your app store and use our code UPSHOT at checkout to get an exclusive 15% off your first purchase! For further details go to https://saily.com/upshot  Join The Upshot’s Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/upshottowers   (Sign up in your browser, not the patreon app - it’s cheaper). Links from the pod: Kolkata riot: https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/1plfmgo/ani_fans_at_salt_lake_stadium_got_angry_with_the Statue unveiling: https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2025/12/12/12/104672397-15377981-image-a-45_1765543002051.jpg Hola Messi fanzone: https://assets.telegraphindia.com/telegraph/2025/Dec/1765375010_hola-messi-1.gif Suarez nutmeg: https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/1pmfjzm/suarez_got_nutmegged_by_a_teen_indian_girl/?utm_source=www.upshot.email&utm_medium=newsletter&utm_campaign=i-see-a-snake&_bhlid=16c820a8f979cb6080947e9b36af165b189dceb7 Nitin Kumar walking out: https://www.tiktok.com/@thedarter88/video/7583727677526396193  Killing the Ally Pally wasp: https://x.com/MarkWilsonRadio/status/2000235018254459016 Cameron Menzies meltdown: https://x.com/_shaunmiller_/status/2000578781082251448 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Plus: Samuel Eto’o’s AFCON meltdown and a knife-wielding Sunderland striker.

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We’re hiring! Apply for the role as The Upshot’s new video producer: https://www.upshot.email/p/we-re-hiring-a-video-producer-36e9 

Download SAILY in your app store and use our code UPSHOT at checkout to get an exclusive 15% off your first purchase! For further details go to https://saily.com/upshot 

Join The Upshot’s Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/upshottowers  

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Links from the pod:

Kolkata riot: https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/1plfmgo/ani_fans_at_salt_lake_stadium_got_angry_with_the

Statue unveiling: https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2025/12/12/12/104672397-15377981-image-a-45_1765543002051.jpg

Hola Messi fanzone: https://assets.telegraphindia.com/telegraph/2025/Dec/1765375010_hola-messi-1.gif

Suarez nutmeg: https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/1pmfjzm/suarez_got_nutmegged_by_a_teen_indian_girl/?utm_source=www.upshot.email&utm_medium=newsletter&utm_campaign=i-see-a-snake&_bhlid=16c820a8f979cb6080947e9b36af165b189dceb7

Nitin Kumar walking out: https://www.tiktok.com/@thedarter88/video/7583727677526396193 

Killing the Ally Pally wasp: https://x.com/MarkWilsonRadio/status/2000235018254459016 
Cameron Menzies meltdown: https://x.com/_shaunmiller_/status/2000578781082251448

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]]> 3385 yes Fake Sheikh: the grubbiest hack on Fleet Street (part one) https://shows.acast.com/the-upshot-1/episodes/fake-sheikh-the-grubbiest-hack-on-fleet-street-part-one Dubai, 2006. Sven Goran Eriksson sips Dom Perignon with an Arabian prince on the deck of a 70ft superyacht. But Sven’s white-robed companion is no oil-rich Emir: it’s the Fake Sheikh. For three devious decades, the tabloid hack lived life undercover, exposing everyone from murderous GPs to Mick Jagger. From Jerry Springer’s threesomes to infiltrating the Taliban, this is the story of The Fake Sheikh… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Tue, 16 Dec 2025 07:00:00 -0000 Fake Sheikh: the grubbiest hack on Fleet Street (part one) full The Upshot From Jerry Springer’s threesomes to infiltrating the Taliban, this is the story of The Fake Sheikh… Dubai, 2006. Sven Goran Eriksson sips Dom Perignon with an Arabian prince on the deck of a 70ft superyacht. But Sven’s white-robed companion is no oil-rich Emir: it’s the Fake Sheikh. For three devious decades, the tabloid hack lived life undercover, exposing everyone from murderous GPs to Mick Jagger. From Jerry Springer’s threesomes to infiltrating the Taliban, this is the story of The Fake Sheikh… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Dubai, 2006. Sven Goran Eriksson sips Dom Perignon with an Arabian prince on the deck of a 70ft superyacht.


But Sven’s white-robed companion is no oil-rich Emir: it’s the Fake Sheikh.


For three devious decades, the tabloid hack lived life undercover, exposing everyone from murderous GPs to Mick Jagger.


From Jerry Springer’s threesomes to infiltrating the Taliban, this is the story of The Fake Sheikh…

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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]]> 2979 yes Ivan Toney’s nightclub headbutt | The funniest stories in sport this week https://shows.acast.com/the-upshot-1/episodes/ivan-toneys-nightclub-headbutt-the-funniest-stories-in-sport We’re hiring! Apply for the role as The Upshot’s new video producer: https://www.upshot.email/p/we-re-hiring-a-video-producer-36e9  Plus: England’s Ashes flops are throwing cash at Aussie children and why 70s hit YMCA is NOT a gay song EXCLUSIVE NordVPN Deal ➼ https://nordvpn.com/upshot Try it risk-free now with a 30-day money-back guarantee 🌐 Get tickets to to the Upshot’s Live shows in April: https://www.livenation.co.uk/the-upshot-live-tickets-adp1637635 Join The Upshot’s Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/upshottowers  (Sign up in your browser, not the patreon app - it’s cheaper). Links from the pod: Rio Ferdinand’s awful banter: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P03LgqfQ4BA  Conor McGregor teaching Mike Tyson to box: https://x.com/HappyPunch/status/1997749158711894184 And looking coked off his nut: https://x.com/GeneralBohs/status/1997793388016636392  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Thu, 11 Dec 2025 07:00:00 -0000 Ivan Toney’s nightclub headbutt | The funniest stories in sport this week full The Upshot Plus: England’s Ashes flops are throwing cash at Aussie children and why 70s hit YMCA is NOT a gay song We’re hiring! Apply for the role as The Upshot’s new video producer: https://www.upshot.email/p/we-re-hiring-a-video-producer-36e9  Plus: England’s Ashes flops are throwing cash at Aussie children and why 70s hit YMCA is NOT a gay song EXCLUSIVE NordVPN Deal ➼ https://nordvpn.com/upshot Try it risk-free now with a 30-day money-back guarantee 🌐 Get tickets to to the Upshot’s Live shows in April: https://www.livenation.co.uk/the-upshot-live-tickets-adp1637635 Join The Upshot’s Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/upshottowers  (Sign up in your browser, not the patreon app - it’s cheaper). Links from the pod: Rio Ferdinand’s awful banter: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P03LgqfQ4BA  Conor McGregor teaching Mike Tyson to box: https://x.com/HappyPunch/status/1997749158711894184 And looking coked off his nut: https://x.com/GeneralBohs/status/1997793388016636392  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices We’re hiring! Apply for the role as The Upshot’s new video producer: https://www.upshot.email/p/we-re-hiring-a-video-producer-36e9 


Plus: England’s Ashes flops are throwing cash at Aussie children and why 70s hit YMCA is NOT a gay song


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Rio Ferdinand’s awful banter: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P03LgqfQ4BA 


Conor McGregor teaching Mike Tyson to box: https://x.com/HappyPunch/status/1997749158711894184


And looking coked off his nut: https://x.com/GeneralBohs/status/1997793388016636392 

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]]> 2948 yes The Beckhams: a bunch of spicy bints (with Finlay Christie) https://shows.acast.com/the-upshot-1/episodes/the-beckhams-a-bunch-of-spicy-bints-with-finlay-christie Britain already has a royal family. But if the entire Windsor bloodline is ever wiped out in a freak yachting accident, there’s a ready made replacement. The Beckhams. For two glorious decades, Victoria, David and their offspring have ruled the worlds of music, sport and bacon sandwich making. From shagging on trains to necking cups of bleach, this is the story of the other Beckhams… Watch Finlay Christie’s stand up special, Aura Farmer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7oQiTfnFNUQ  Links from the pod:  Brooklyn’s bacon sandwich on NBC: https://metro.co.uk/video/brooklyn-beckham-cooks-english-breakfast-sandwich-2518705/  Cruz’s music: https://wwsw.tiktok.com/@cruzbeckham/video/7452826349779160352  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Tue, 09 Dec 2025 07:00:00 -0000 The Beckhams: a bunch of spicy bints (with Finlay Christie) full The Upshot From shagging on trains to necking cups of bleach, this is the story of the other Beckhams… Britain already has a royal family. But if the entire Windsor bloodline is ever wiped out in a freak yachting accident, there’s a ready made replacement. The Beckhams. For two glorious decades, Victoria, David and their offspring have ruled the worlds of music, sport and bacon sandwich making. From shagging on trains to necking cups of bleach, this is the story of the other Beckhams… Watch Finlay Christie’s stand up special, Aura Farmer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7oQiTfnFNUQ  Links from the pod:  Brooklyn’s bacon sandwich on NBC: https://metro.co.uk/video/brooklyn-beckham-cooks-english-breakfast-sandwich-2518705/  Cruz’s music: https://wwsw.tiktok.com/@cruzbeckham/video/7452826349779160352  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Britain already has a royal family.


But if the entire Windsor bloodline is ever wiped out in a freak yachting accident, there’s a ready made replacement.


The Beckhams.


For two glorious decades, Victoria, David and their offspring have ruled the worlds of music, sport and bacon sandwich making.


From shagging on trains to necking cups of bleach, this is the story of the other Beckhams…


Watch Finlay Christie’s stand up special, Aura Farmer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7oQiTfnFNUQ 


Links from the pod: 


Brooklyn’s bacon sandwich on NBC: https://metro.co.uk/video/brooklyn-beckham-cooks-english-breakfast-sandwich-2518705/ 


Cruz’s music: https://wwsw.tiktok.com/@cruzbeckham/video/7452826349779160352 

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]]> 4361 yes Troy Parrott crashes down to earth | The funniest stories in sport this week https://shows.acast.com/the-upshot-1/episodes/troy-parrott-crashes-down-to-earth-the-funniest-stories-in-s Get tickets to to the Upshot’s Live shows in April:  https://www.livenation.co.uk/the-upshot-live-tickets-adp1637635 Plus: The BBC colleague who drove Wayne Rooney to get the snip and Jamie Redknapp’s secret alter ego for picking up girls Download SAILY in your app store and use our code UPSHOT at checkout to get an exclusive 15% off your first purchase! For further details go to https://saily.com/upshot  Links from the pod: Troy Parrott’s missed panenka: https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/1paoohe/troy_parrott_penalty_miss_vs_twente_908_at_10/  Vietnam’s intervision entry: https://youtu.be/EIqntldQyE0?si=9MEw4Wzb-2sQyVK2&t=61  Wayne Rooney on Mr Tumble: https://youtu.be/Ad2w_WgZhB8?si=GblGv5FHHWpBpLRC&t=159  In case you don’t know Mr Tumble: https://youtu.be/jMwbHIQRVME?si=bCyD1r1CvFphHXCX&t=300  Paul Chuckle’s gangster movie: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3AHwNkf4_QI  Gary Lineker in Mexico with his daughter-in-law: https://x.com/GaryLineker/status/1995172259494056379  Ajax fans mental pyrotechnics: https://www.instagram.com/reel/DRss_VCkrDm  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Thu, 04 Dec 2025 07:00:04 -0000 Troy Parrott crashes down to earth | The funniest stories in sport this week full The Upshot Plus: The BBC colleague who drove Wayne Rooney to get the snip and Jamie Redknapp’s secret alter ego for picking up girls Get tickets to to the Upshot’s Live shows in April:  https://www.livenation.co.uk/the-upshot-live-tickets-adp1637635 Plus: The BBC colleague who drove Wayne Rooney to get the snip and Jamie Redknapp’s secret alter ego for picking up girls Download SAILY in your app store and use our code UPSHOT at checkout to get an exclusive 15% off your first purchase! For further details go to https://saily.com/upshot  Links from the pod: Troy Parrott’s missed panenka: https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/1paoohe/troy_parrott_penalty_miss_vs_twente_908_at_10/  Vietnam’s intervision entry: https://youtu.be/EIqntldQyE0?si=9MEw4Wzb-2sQyVK2&t=61  Wayne Rooney on Mr Tumble: https://youtu.be/Ad2w_WgZhB8?si=GblGv5FHHWpBpLRC&t=159  In case you don’t know Mr Tumble: https://youtu.be/jMwbHIQRVME?si=bCyD1r1CvFphHXCX&t=300  Paul Chuckle’s gangster movie: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3AHwNkf4_QI  Gary Lineker in Mexico with his daughter-in-law: https://x.com/GaryLineker/status/1995172259494056379  Ajax fans mental pyrotechnics: https://www.instagram.com/reel/DRss_VCkrDm  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Get tickets to to the Upshot’s Live shows in April: 


https://www.livenation.co.uk/the-upshot-live-tickets-adp1637635


Plus: The BBC colleague who drove Wayne Rooney to get the snip and Jamie Redknapp’s secret alter ego for picking up girls


Download SAILY in your app store and use our code UPSHOT at checkout to get an exclusive 15% off your first purchase! For further details go to https://saily.com/upshot 


Links from the pod:


Troy Parrott’s missed panenka: https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/1paoohe/troy_parrott_penalty_miss_vs_twente_908_at_10/ 


Vietnam’s intervision entry: https://youtu.be/EIqntldQyE0?si=9MEw4Wzb-2sQyVK2&t=61 


Wayne Rooney on Mr Tumble: https://youtu.be/Ad2w_WgZhB8?si=GblGv5FHHWpBpLRC&t=159 


In case you don’t know Mr Tumble: https://youtu.be/jMwbHIQRVME?si=bCyD1r1CvFphHXCX&t=300 


Paul Chuckle’s gangster movie: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3AHwNkf4_QI 


Gary Lineker in Mexico with his daughter-in-law: https://x.com/GaryLineker/status/1995172259494056379 


Ajax fans mental pyrotechnics: https://www.instagram.com/reel/DRss_VCkrDm 


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]]> 3238 yes Kevin Keegan: a series of unfortunate events https://shows.acast.com/the-upshot-1/episodes/kevin-keegan-a-series-of-unfortunate-events The name Kevin Keegan should conjure images of glittering European nights, mazy dribbles and Balon d’Or wins. But for most people, football’s unluckiest icon is remembered for four words: I WOULD LOVE IT. And he’s had plenty of bad luck. He was beaten up by drug dealers, discovered Father Christmas’ lifeless corpse, and got shot in the face with a bow and arrow. From undercover gigolos to getting banged up in Serbia, this is his story… Links from the pod:  Green Cross code ad: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JE8Lk2kSCDo Scoring in FA Cup final: https://www.youtube.com/watch?si=gagQcslGM0t59KHN&t=223&v=xFY67LtZn-0&feature=youtu.be His hit single: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJdW7-MnXtc&t=21s I would love it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?si=ip99jIR-GKnNQwij&t=5&v=mk87a7r0V60&feature=youtu.be Will he score: http://www.youtube.com/watch?si=1-R7l9C-zzx9NIfq&t=9&v=k6Bupc_sE4g&feature=youtu.be Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Tue, 02 Dec 2025 07:00:00 -0000 Kevin Keegan: a series of unfortunate events full The Upshot From undercover gigolos to getting banged up in Serbia, this is his story… The name Kevin Keegan should conjure images of glittering European nights, mazy dribbles and Balon d’Or wins. But for most people, football’s unluckiest icon is remembered for four words: I WOULD LOVE IT. And he’s had plenty of bad luck. He was beaten up by drug dealers, discovered Father Christmas’ lifeless corpse, and got shot in the face with a bow and arrow. From undercover gigolos to getting banged up in Serbia, this is his story… Links from the pod:  Green Cross code ad: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JE8Lk2kSCDo Scoring in FA Cup final: https://www.youtube.com/watch?si=gagQcslGM0t59KHN&t=223&v=xFY67LtZn-0&feature=youtu.be His hit single: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJdW7-MnXtc&t=21s I would love it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?si=ip99jIR-GKnNQwij&t=5&v=mk87a7r0V60&feature=youtu.be Will he score: http://www.youtube.com/watch?si=1-R7l9C-zzx9NIfq&t=9&v=k6Bupc_sE4g&feature=youtu.be Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices The name Kevin Keegan should conjure images of glittering European nights, mazy dribbles and Balon d’Or wins.


But for most people, football’s unluckiest icon is remembered for four words: I WOULD LOVE IT.


And he’s had plenty of bad luck.


He was beaten up by drug dealers, discovered Father Christmas’ lifeless corpse, and got shot in the face with a bow and arrow.


From undercover gigolos to getting banged up in Serbia, this is his story…


Links from the pod: 


Green Cross code ad: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JE8Lk2kSCDo


Scoring in FA Cup final: https://www.youtube.com/watch?si=gagQcslGM0t59KHN&t=223&v=xFY67LtZn-0&feature=youtu.be

His hit single: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJdW7-MnXtc&t=21s


I would love it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?si=ip99jIR-GKnNQwij&t=5&v=mk87a7r0V60&feature=youtu.be


Will he score: http://www.youtube.com/watch?si=1-R7l9C-zzx9NIfq&t=9&v=k6Bupc_sE4g&feature=youtu.be


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]]> 3357 yes John Terry fights to free Charles Bronson | The funniest stories in sport this week https://shows.acast.com/the-upshot-1/episodes/john-terry-fights-to-free-charles-bronson-the-funniest-stori Get tickets to to the Upshot’s Live shows in April:  https://www.livenation.co.uk/the-upshot-live-tickets-adp1637635 (Tickets go on sale 10am Thursday) Plus: John Terry fights to free Britain’s most notorious prisoner, Newcastle fans shagging in the Marseille toilets, The Olympic Star whose lawyer advised him to murder a witness. EXCLUSIVE NordVPN Deal ➼ https://nordvpn.com/upshot Try it risk-free now with a 30-day money-back guarantee 🌐 Links from the pod: Dennis Wise video for Charles Bronson: https://www.instagram.com/p/DRKU6KPjIM4/  And Razor Ruddock’s: https://www.tiktok.com/@freecharlesbronson/video/7533271684023930134 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Thu, 27 Nov 2025 07:00:00 -0000 John Terry fights to free Charles Bronson | The funniest stories in sport this week full The Upshot Plus: John Terry fights to free Britain’s most notorious prisoner, Newcastle fans shagging in the Marseille toilets, The Olympic Star whose lawyer advised him to murder a witness. Get tickets to to the Upshot’s Live shows in April:  https://www.livenation.co.uk/the-upshot-live-tickets-adp1637635 (Tickets go on sale 10am Thursday) Plus: John Terry fights to free Britain’s most notorious prisoner, Newcastle fans shagging in the Marseille toilets, The Olympic Star whose lawyer advised him to murder a witness. EXCLUSIVE NordVPN Deal ➼ https://nordvpn.com/upshot Try it risk-free now with a 30-day money-back guarantee 🌐 Links from the pod: Dennis Wise video for Charles Bronson: https://www.instagram.com/p/DRKU6KPjIM4/  And Razor Ruddock’s: https://www.tiktok.com/@freecharlesbronson/video/7533271684023930134 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Get tickets to to the Upshot’s Live shows in April: 


https://www.livenation.co.uk/the-upshot-live-tickets-adp1637635


(Tickets go on sale 10am Thursday)


Plus: John Terry fights to free Britain’s most notorious prisoner, Newcastle fans shagging in the Marseille toilets, The Olympic Star whose lawyer advised him to murder a witness.


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Links from the pod:


Dennis Wise video for Charles Bronson: https://www.instagram.com/p/DRKU6KPjIM4/ 


And Razor Ruddock’s: https://www.tiktok.com/@freecharlesbronson/video/7533271684023930134

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]]> 3799 yes Zlatan Ibrahimovic: get the milk, asshole (with Joel Golby) https://shows.acast.com/the-upshot-1/episodes/zlatan-ibrahimovic-get-the-milk-asshole-with-joel-golby Malmo, Sweden. A 6ft 5 arsonist speeds away from a burning hot dog stand in a rented Lexus. Little do the cops know, the mystery bomber is playing in the Champions League on Tuesday night. It’s Zlatan Ibrahimovic, the cocksure striker with a criminal streak. From robbing the manager to terrorising randy priests, this is his story… Follow Joel on Insta: www.instagram.com/joelgolby And buy his book: https://www.amazon.co.uk/Four-Stars-Britains-best-loved-journalists Links from the pod:  Stopped by police: https://www.pppress.se/wp-content/uploads/2001/PPIBRAHIM1-20010103/PPIBRAHIM1-20010103.jpg Goal against Netherlands: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q2WsVHbD7zg Overhead kick against England: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RM_5tJncHww Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Tue, 25 Nov 2025 10:00:00 -0000 Zlatan Ibrahimovic: get the milk, asshole (with Joel Golby) full The Upshot From robbing the manager to terrorising randy priests, this is his story… Malmo, Sweden. A 6ft 5 arsonist speeds away from a burning hot dog stand in a rented Lexus. Little do the cops know, the mystery bomber is playing in the Champions League on Tuesday night. It’s Zlatan Ibrahimovic, the cocksure striker with a criminal streak. From robbing the manager to terrorising randy priests, this is his story… Follow Joel on Insta: www.instagram.com/joelgolby And buy his book: https://www.amazon.co.uk/Four-Stars-Britains-best-loved-journalists Links from the pod:  Stopped by police: https://www.pppress.se/wp-content/uploads/2001/PPIBRAHIM1-20010103/PPIBRAHIM1-20010103.jpg Goal against Netherlands: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q2WsVHbD7zg Overhead kick against England: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RM_5tJncHww Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Malmo, Sweden. A 6ft 5 arsonist speeds away from a burning hot dog stand in a rented Lexus.


Little do the cops know, the mystery bomber is playing in the Champions League on Tuesday night.


It’s Zlatan Ibrahimovic, the cocksure striker with a criminal streak.


From robbing the manager to terrorising randy priests, this is his story…


Follow Joel on Insta: www.instagram.com/joelgolby


And buy his book: https://www.amazon.co.uk/Four-Stars-Britains-best-loved-journalists


Links from the pod: 


Stopped by police: https://www.pppress.se/wp-content/uploads/2001/PPIBRAHIM1-20010103/PPIBRAHIM1-20010103.jpg


Goal against Netherlands: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q2WsVHbD7zg


Overhead kick against England: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RM_5tJncHww

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]]> 3420 yes Joe Marler’s big day out is RUINED | The funniest stories in sport this week https://shows.acast.com/the-upshot-1/episodes/joe-marlers-big-day-out-is-ruined-the-funniest-stories-in-sp Plus: disgraced Spanish FA chief Luis Rubiales is egged by his uncle, the Serbian WAG who’s dad was a warlord, and our man Down Under gives us the inside scoop on Ashes Eve. Sign up to The Upshot’s Patreon for EARLY ACCESS TICKETS TO OUR LIVE TOUR next April. Do not miss out! https://www.patreon.com/c/upshottowers  (Sign up in your browser, not the patreon app - it’s cheaper). Use code UPSHOT at https://uk.manscaped.com/ to get 15% off plus free shipping. Links from the pod: ESPN Brazil commentary of Troy Parrott’s winner: https://x.com/ballsdotie/status/1990315434797875497  Kevin Doyle in RTE studio: https://www.reddit.com/r/ireland/comments/1oyuman/the_rte_studio_after_parrott_scored  Barmy Army awful song: https://www.instagram.com/p/DQQ9RevDGnz/?hl=en  Luis Rubiales gettin’ egged: https://x.com/MenInBlazers/status/1989139463587639324  Luis Rubiales uncle pic: https://www.instagram.com/p/BzH6x_vFUi6/?hl=en  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Thu, 20 Nov 2025 05:00:00 -0000 Joe Marler’s big day out is RUINED | The funniest stories in sport this week full The Upshot Plus: disgraced Spanish FA chief Luis Rubiales is egged by his uncle, the Serbian WAG who’s dad was a warlord, and our man Down Under gives us the inside scoop on Ashes Eve. Plus: disgraced Spanish FA chief Luis Rubiales is egged by his uncle, the Serbian WAG who’s dad was a warlord, and our man Down Under gives us the inside scoop on Ashes Eve. Sign up to The Upshot’s Patreon for EARLY ACCESS TICKETS TO OUR LIVE TOUR next April. Do not miss out! https://www.patreon.com/c/upshottowers  (Sign up in your browser, not the patreon app - it’s cheaper). Use code UPSHOT at https://uk.manscaped.com/ to get 15% off plus free shipping. Links from the pod: ESPN Brazil commentary of Troy Parrott’s winner: https://x.com/ballsdotie/status/1990315434797875497  Kevin Doyle in RTE studio: https://www.reddit.com/r/ireland/comments/1oyuman/the_rte_studio_after_parrott_scored  Barmy Army awful song: https://www.instagram.com/p/DQQ9RevDGnz/?hl=en  Luis Rubiales gettin’ egged: https://x.com/MenInBlazers/status/1989139463587639324  Luis Rubiales uncle pic: https://www.instagram.com/p/BzH6x_vFUi6/?hl=en  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Plus: disgraced Spanish FA chief Luis Rubiales is egged by his uncle, the Serbian WAG who’s dad was a warlord, and our man Down Under gives us the inside scoop on Ashes Eve.


Sign up to The Upshot’s Patreon for EARLY ACCESS TICKETS TO OUR LIVE TOUR next April. Do not miss out!


https://www.patreon.com/c/upshottowers 


(Sign up in your browser, not the patreon app - it’s cheaper).


Use code UPSHOT at https://uk.manscaped.com/ to get 15% off plus free shipping.


Links from the pod:


ESPN Brazil commentary of Troy Parrott’s winner: https://x.com/ballsdotie/status/1990315434797875497 


Kevin Doyle in RTE studio: https://www.reddit.com/r/ireland/comments/1oyuman/the_rte_studio_after_parrott_scored 


Barmy Army awful song: https://www.instagram.com/p/DQQ9RevDGnz/?hl=en 


Luis Rubiales gettin’ egged: https://x.com/MenInBlazers/status/1989139463587639324 


Luis Rubiales uncle pic: https://www.instagram.com/p/BzH6x_vFUi6/?hl=en 

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]]> 2812 yes Matt Le Tissier: how a Prem legend went tin foil hat (part two) https://shows.acast.com/the-upshot-1/episodes/matt-le-tissier-how-a-prem-legend-went-tin-foil-hat-part-two Matt Le Tissier’s empire of filth has been shut down by the cops.  And he’ll never trust the establishment again. But his battles with the state and its puppets are just getting started. In part 2, Matt hooks up with Goldilocks at a pantomime, feuds with Glen Hoddle and Gary Lineker, and uncovers the sinister plot to control the weather… Links from the pod:  Valley Slags: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ixXIosCrCLY Calling out Ian Wright on GB News: https://x.com/beardedgenius/status/1634290810115039233 Withdraws consent to be governed: https://x.com/mattletiss7/status/1679913916313239569 Looking at Rishi Sunak in DISGUST: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GCm3ZX2WMAA_hFr.jpg Livestream with numerologist: https://x.com/Nullen80/status/1780210491878465642 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Tue, 18 Nov 2025 05:00:00 -0000 Matt Le Tissier: how a Prem legend went tin foil hat (part two) full The Upshot Matt Le Tissier’s empire of filth has been shut down by the cops. But his battles with the state and its puppets are just getting started… Matt Le Tissier’s empire of filth has been shut down by the cops.  And he’ll never trust the establishment again. But his battles with the state and its puppets are just getting started. In part 2, Matt hooks up with Goldilocks at a pantomime, feuds with Glen Hoddle and Gary Lineker, and uncovers the sinister plot to control the weather… Links from the pod:  Valley Slags: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ixXIosCrCLY Calling out Ian Wright on GB News: https://x.com/beardedgenius/status/1634290810115039233 Withdraws consent to be governed: https://x.com/mattletiss7/status/1679913916313239569 Looking at Rishi Sunak in DISGUST: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GCm3ZX2WMAA_hFr.jpg Livestream with numerologist: https://x.com/Nullen80/status/1780210491878465642 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Matt Le Tissier’s empire of filth has been shut down by the cops. 


And he’ll never trust the establishment again.


But his battles with the state and its puppets are just getting started.


In part 2, Matt hooks up with Goldilocks at a pantomime, feuds with Glen Hoddle and Gary Lineker, and uncovers the sinister plot to control the weather…


Links from the pod: 


Valley Slags: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ixXIosCrCLY


Calling out Ian Wright on GB News: https://x.com/beardedgenius/status/1634290810115039233


Withdraws consent to be governed: https://x.com/mattletiss7/status/1679913916313239569


Looking at Rishi Sunak in DISGUST: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GCm3ZX2WMAA_hFr.jpg


Livestream with numerologist: https://x.com/Nullen80/status/1780210491878465642

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]]> 2791 yes I was bullied by Brooklyn Beckham | The funniest stories in sport this week https://shows.acast.com/the-upshot-1/episodes/i-was-bullied-by-brooklyn-beckham-the-funniest-stories-in-sp Plus: Infantino makes a tit of himself again, and departing gaffer Rob Edwards is thrown out of Middlesbrough by security EXCLUSIVE NordVPN Deal ➼ https://nordvpn.com/upshot Try it risk-free now with a 30-day money-back guarantee 🌐 Links from the pod: Mascots minute silence: https://x.com/MascotSilence/status/1193140302946586624 https://x.com/MascotSilence/status/1193140302946586624 Join The Upshot’s Patreon for never-heard details of Balotelli’s firework house fire, plus the swinging 60s tale of champagne-swigging, spy-shagging Man City legend Malcolm Allison. https://www.patreon.com/c/upshottowers  (Sign up in your browser, not the patreon app - it’s cheaper). Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Thu, 13 Nov 2025 05:00:00 -0000 I was bullied by Brooklyn Beckham | The funniest stories in sport this week full The Upshot Plus: Infantino makes a tit of himself again, and departing gaffer Rob Edwards is thrown out of Middlesbrough by security. Plus: Infantino makes a tit of himself again, and departing gaffer Rob Edwards is thrown out of Middlesbrough by security EXCLUSIVE NordVPN Deal ➼ https://nordvpn.com/upshot Try it risk-free now with a 30-day money-back guarantee 🌐 Links from the pod: Mascots minute silence: https://x.com/MascotSilence/status/1193140302946586624 https://x.com/MascotSilence/status/1193140302946586624 Join The Upshot’s Patreon for never-heard details of Balotelli’s firework house fire, plus the swinging 60s tale of champagne-swigging, spy-shagging Man City legend Malcolm Allison. https://www.patreon.com/c/upshottowers  (Sign up in your browser, not the patreon app - it’s cheaper). Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Plus: Infantino makes a tit of himself again, and departing gaffer Rob Edwards is thrown out of Middlesbrough by security


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]]> 2784 yes Matt Le Tissier: a playboy gone potty (part one) https://shows.acast.com/the-upshot-1/episodes/matt-le-tissier-a-playboy-gone-potty-part-one In the 1990s, Matt Le Tissier was the ultimate cult hero. A Malibu-swigging everyman with magic feet, he ran a strip club, got headbutted on dancefloors and guzzled KFC buckets every night. But then things got a bit weird. In his second act, Le Tiss warn against communist takeovers, accused Boris Johnson of controlling the weather, and withdrew his consent to be governed. This is his story… Links from the pod: Amazing goal vs Blackburn: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Cx59N1wHcs  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Tue, 11 Nov 2025 05:00:00 -0000 Matt Le Tissier: a playboy gone potty (part one) full The Upshot A Malibu-swigging everyman with magic feet, he ran a strip club, got headbutted on dancefloors and guzzled KFC buckets every night. And then things got a bit weird… In the 1990s, Matt Le Tissier was the ultimate cult hero. A Malibu-swigging everyman with magic feet, he ran a strip club, got headbutted on dancefloors and guzzled KFC buckets every night. But then things got a bit weird. In his second act, Le Tiss warn against communist takeovers, accused Boris Johnson of controlling the weather, and withdrew his consent to be governed. This is his story… Links from the pod: Amazing goal vs Blackburn: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Cx59N1wHcs  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices In the 1990s, Matt Le Tissier was the ultimate cult hero.


A Malibu-swigging everyman with magic feet, he ran a strip club, got headbutted on dancefloors and guzzled KFC buckets every night.


But then things got a bit weird.


In his second act, Le Tiss warn against communist takeovers, accused Boris Johnson of controlling the weather, and withdrew his consent to be governed.


This is his story…


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]]> 2960 yes Jake Humphrey’s curse claims another victim | The funniest stories in sport this week https://shows.acast.com/the-upshot-1/episodes/jake-humphreys-curse-claims-another-victim-the-funniest-stor Plus: Wesley Fofana gets 47 points on his licence and the Spurs star held at gunpoint by his agent. Get The White Hot Lawn Mower® 5.0 Ultra for 15% OFF with code UPSHOT at Manscaped.com! #ManscapedPartner Links from the pod: Wesley Fofana speeding: https://x.com/search?q=fofana%20driving&src=typed_query Zenit midfielder attempted kidnapping: https://x.com/Buckarobanza/status/1982730247402586248  Divas del futbol: https://www.instagram.com/divasdelfutboloficial/  Join The Upshot’s Patreon and unlock the blundering mayhem of Guy Fawkes and the gunpowder plot…  https://www.patreon.com/c/upshottowers  (Sign up in your browser, not the patreon app - it’s cheaper). Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Thu, 06 Nov 2025 05:00:00 -0000 Jake Humphrey’s curse claims another victim | The funniest stories in sport this week full The Upshot Plus: Wesley Fofana gets 47 points on his licence and the Spurs star held at gunpoint by his agent. Plus: Wesley Fofana gets 47 points on his licence and the Spurs star held at gunpoint by his agent. Get The White Hot Lawn Mower® 5.0 Ultra for 15% OFF with code UPSHOT at Manscaped.com! #ManscapedPartner Links from the pod: Wesley Fofana speeding: https://x.com/search?q=fofana%20driving&src=typed_query Zenit midfielder attempted kidnapping: https://x.com/Buckarobanza/status/1982730247402586248  Divas del futbol: https://www.instagram.com/divasdelfutboloficial/  Join The Upshot’s Patreon and unlock the blundering mayhem of Guy Fawkes and the gunpowder plot…  https://www.patreon.com/c/upshottowers  (Sign up in your browser, not the patreon app - it’s cheaper). Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Plus: Wesley Fofana gets 47 points on his licence and the Spurs star held at gunpoint by his agent.


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Zenit midfielder attempted kidnapping: https://x.com/Buckarobanza/status/1982730247402586248 


Divas del futbol: https://www.instagram.com/divasdelfutboloficial/ 


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]]> 3033 yes Silvio Berlusconi: Bunga Bunga Presidente (part two) https://shows.acast.com/the-upshot-1/episodes/silvio-berlusconi-bunga-bunga-presidente-part-two Silvio Berlusconi is the all powerful King of Italy, and behind the scenes, he’s up to some very, very seedy antics. He dresses escorts as Barack Obama, lures George Clooney into his lair, and is rocked by an ungodly number of sex scandals. Links from the episode: Christmas party speech: https://x.com/UpshotTowers/status/1668281158889603072  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Tue, 04 Nov 2025 05:00:00 -0000 Silvio Berlusconi: Bunga Bunga Presidente (part two) full The Upshot From mafia henchmen to bunga bunga sex parties, welcome to the seedy world of Silvio Berlusconi… Silvio Berlusconi is the all powerful King of Italy, and behind the scenes, he’s up to some very, very seedy antics. He dresses escorts as Barack Obama, lures George Clooney into his lair, and is rocked by an ungodly number of sex scandals. Links from the episode: Christmas party speech: https://x.com/UpshotTowers/status/1668281158889603072  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Silvio Berlusconi is the all powerful King of Italy, and behind the scenes, he’s up to some very, very seedy antics.


He dresses escorts as Barack Obama, lures George Clooney into his lair, and is rocked by an ungodly number of sex scandals.


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Christmas party speech: https://x.com/UpshotTowers/status/1668281158889603072 

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]]> 2652 yes Martin O’Neill’s Yorkshire Ripper run in | Extra shot https://shows.acast.com/the-upshot-1/episodes/martin-oneills-yorkshire-ripper-run-in-extra-shot On the pod: The midfielder who stole the second most famous painting in the world, and an Aussie Surfer’s despicable deed outrages India. EXCLUSIVE NordVPN Deal ➼ https://nordvpn.com/upshot Try it risk-free now with a 30-day money-back guarantee 🌐 Links from the pod: Louvre heist detective: https://share.google/images/twil1XYbeD1bwkILY  Vitor Pereira arguing with Wolves fans: https://x.com/footbalIfights/status/1982763178967933114  And dancing with them in Wetherspoons last season: https://x.com/wwfcscott/status/1911520510636380545?  Jose Sa confrontation in the car park: https://x.com/_AlwaysWolves/status/1982577368486293639  Jorginho fishy pants prank: https://www.instagram.com/p/DQLGe0sjCfF/?hl=en  Surfer (not) pooing in sacred lake: https://www.instagram.com/p/DPsMXGjk20o/?hl=en  Trump and Erdogan: https://x.com/Acyn/status/1971239367172817119  Join The Upshot’s Patreon and unlock the clucking mad story of Colonel Sanders. He’s finger lickin’ baaad….. https://www.patreon.com/c/upshottowers  (Sign up in your browser, not the patreon app - it’s cheaper). Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Thu, 30 Oct 2025 05:00:00 -0000 Martin O’Neill’s Yorkshire Ripper run in | Extra shot full The Upshot Plus: The midfielder who stole the second most famous painting in the world, and an Aussie Surfer’s despicable deed outrages India. On the pod: The midfielder who stole the second most famous painting in the world, and an Aussie Surfer’s despicable deed outrages India. EXCLUSIVE NordVPN Deal ➼ https://nordvpn.com/upshot Try it risk-free now with a 30-day money-back guarantee 🌐 Links from the pod: Louvre heist detective: https://share.google/images/twil1XYbeD1bwkILY  Vitor Pereira arguing with Wolves fans: https://x.com/footbalIfights/status/1982763178967933114  And dancing with them in Wetherspoons last season: https://x.com/wwfcscott/status/1911520510636380545?  Jose Sa confrontation in the car park: https://x.com/_AlwaysWolves/status/1982577368486293639  Jorginho fishy pants prank: https://www.instagram.com/p/DQLGe0sjCfF/?hl=en  Surfer (not) pooing in sacred lake: https://www.instagram.com/p/DPsMXGjk20o/?hl=en  Trump and Erdogan: https://x.com/Acyn/status/1971239367172817119  Join The Upshot’s Patreon and unlock the clucking mad story of Colonel Sanders. He’s finger lickin’ baaad….. https://www.patreon.com/c/upshottowers  (Sign up in your browser, not the patreon app - it’s cheaper). Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices On the pod: The midfielder who stole the second most famous painting in the world, and an Aussie Surfer’s despicable deed outrages India.


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Louvre heist detective: https://share.google/images/twil1XYbeD1bwkILY 


Vitor Pereira arguing with Wolves fans: https://x.com/footbalIfights/status/1982763178967933114 


And dancing with them in Wetherspoons last season: https://x.com/wwfcscott/status/1911520510636380545? 


Jose Sa confrontation in the car park: https://x.com/_AlwaysWolves/status/1982577368486293639 


Jorginho fishy pants prank: https://www.instagram.com/p/DQLGe0sjCfF/?hl=en 


Surfer (not) pooing in sacred lake: https://www.instagram.com/p/DPsMXGjk20o/?hl=en 


Trump and Erdogan: https://x.com/Acyn/status/1971239367172817119 


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]]> 2662 yes Silvio Berlusconi: the seediest man in football (part one) https://shows.acast.com/the-upshot-1/episodes/silvio-berlusconi-the-seediest-man-in-football-part-one Milan, 1986. Italian billionaire Silvio Berlusconi lands on the San Siro pitch in a helicopter blasting Ride of the Valkyries. He leads AC Milan to two decades of glory, but behind the suntan and scudettos lurks an empire of sleaze. Silvio scrapped with Liverpool fans, lured the EU president to a sex party and branded the German chancellor an “unfuckable lardarse”. And he was still elected Prime Minister three times. From mafia henchmen to bunga bunga sex parties, welcome to the seedy world of Silvio Berlusconi… Listen to part two RIGHT NOW, and get an extra bonus episode of The Upshot every week when you join our Patreon: www.patreon.com/upshottowers Links from the episode: Ogling Danish PM at an EU summit: https://x.com/UpshotTowers/status/1668280950852145152  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Tue, 28 Oct 2025 05:00:00 -0000 Silvio Berlusconi: the seediest man in football (part one) full The Upshot From mafia henchmen to bunga bunga sex parties, welcome to the seedy world of Silvio Berlusconi… Milan, 1986. Italian billionaire Silvio Berlusconi lands on the San Siro pitch in a helicopter blasting Ride of the Valkyries. He leads AC Milan to two decades of glory, but behind the suntan and scudettos lurks an empire of sleaze. Silvio scrapped with Liverpool fans, lured the EU president to a sex party and branded the German chancellor an “unfuckable lardarse”. And he was still elected Prime Minister three times. From mafia henchmen to bunga bunga sex parties, welcome to the seedy world of Silvio Berlusconi… Listen to part two RIGHT NOW, and get an extra bonus episode of The Upshot every week when you join our Patreon: www.patreon.com/upshottowers Links from the episode: Ogling Danish PM at an EU summit: https://x.com/UpshotTowers/status/1668280950852145152  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Milan, 1986. Italian billionaire Silvio Berlusconi lands on the San Siro pitch in a helicopter blasting Ride of the Valkyries.


He leads AC Milan to two decades of glory, but behind the suntan and scudettos lurks an empire of sleaze.


Silvio scrapped with Liverpool fans, lured the EU president to a sex party and branded the German chancellor an “unfuckable lardarse”.


And he was still elected Prime Minister three times.


From mafia henchmen to bunga bunga sex parties, welcome to the seedy world of Silvio Berlusconi…


Listen to part two RIGHT NOW, and get an extra bonus episode of The Upshot every week when you join our Patreon: www.patreon.com/upshottowers


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Ogling Danish PM at an EU summit: https://x.com/UpshotTowers/status/1668280950852145152 

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]]> 2310 yes Jack Grealish on the sesh in Dubai | Extra shot https://shows.acast.com/the-upshot-1/episodes/jack-grealishs-dubai-bender-extra-shot Plus: Pierluigi Collina strips his fellow refs naked, the man with a Man United crest tattooed on his forehead, and is Tom Daly a bastard? Links from the pod: Fergie and Kenny Dalglish sharing a bag of chocolate buttons: https://x.com/SkySportsPL/status/1979949849542828491  Man Utd fan tattoo: https://share.google/images/yLW19WTsvKd1mGNZA  Pep with autograph hunters: https://x.com/City_Chief/status/1878532555911115241  Join The Upshot’s Patreon and unlock the clucking mad story of Colonel Sanders. He’s finger lickin’ baaad….. https://www.patreon.com/c/upshottowers Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Thu, 23 Oct 2025 04:00:00 -0000 Jack Grealish on the sesh in Dubai | Extra shot full The Upshot Plus: Pierluigi Collina strips his fellow refs naked, the man with a Man United crest tattooed on his forehead, and is Tom Daly a bastard? Plus: Pierluigi Collina strips his fellow refs naked, the man with a Man United crest tattooed on his forehead, and is Tom Daly a bastard? Links from the pod: Fergie and Kenny Dalglish sharing a bag of chocolate buttons: https://x.com/SkySportsPL/status/1979949849542828491  Man Utd fan tattoo: https://share.google/images/yLW19WTsvKd1mGNZA  Pep with autograph hunters: https://x.com/City_Chief/status/1878532555911115241  Join The Upshot’s Patreon and unlock the clucking mad story of Colonel Sanders. He’s finger lickin’ baaad….. https://www.patreon.com/c/upshottowers Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Plus: Pierluigi Collina strips his fellow refs naked, the man with a Man United crest tattooed on his forehead, and is Tom Daly a bastard?


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Fergie and Kenny Dalglish sharing a bag of chocolate buttons: https://x.com/SkySportsPL/status/1979949849542828491 


Man Utd fan tattoo: https://share.google/images/yLW19WTsvKd1mGNZA 


Pep with autograph hunters: https://x.com/City_Chief/status/1878532555911115241 


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]]> 4078 yes Mickey Thomas: Welcome to Wrectum https://shows.acast.com/the-upshot-1/episodes/mickey-thomas-welcome-to-wrectum These days, Wrexham Football Club is a saccharine Disney+ fairytale starring white toothed Hollywood megastars.   But there was a time when the club’s biggest hero was a champagne swigging convict with a thirst for beauty queens and fake bank notes. His name was Mickey Thomas. From seshes with George Michael to screwdrivers up the aris, this is the story of the Welsh George Best… Get an extra bonus episode of The Upshot every week when you join our Patreon: www.patreon.com/upshottowers Links from the episode: Screamer free kick: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XPyoWu0CHAg  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Tue, 21 Oct 2025 04:00:00 -0000 Mickey Thomas: Welcome to Wrectum full The Upshot From seshes with George Michael to screwdrivers up the bum, this is the story of Wrexham’s wildest legend… These days, Wrexham Football Club is a saccharine Disney+ fairytale starring white toothed Hollywood megastars.   But there was a time when the club’s biggest hero was a champagne swigging convict with a thirst for beauty queens and fake bank notes. His name was Mickey Thomas. From seshes with George Michael to screwdrivers up the aris, this is the story of the Welsh George Best… Get an extra bonus episode of The Upshot every week when you join our Patreon: www.patreon.com/upshottowers Links from the episode: Screamer free kick: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XPyoWu0CHAg  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices These days, Wrexham Football Club is a saccharine Disney+ fairytale starring white toothed Hollywood megastars.

 

But there was a time when the club’s biggest hero was a champagne swigging convict with a thirst for beauty queens and fake bank notes.


His name was Mickey Thomas.


From seshes with George Michael to screwdrivers up the aris, this is the story of the Welsh George Best…


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Screamer free kick: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XPyoWu0CHAg 


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]]> 2817 yes FIFA unveil a new grift and why Mbappe is jealous of Joe Willock | Extra shot https://shows.acast.com/the-upshot-1/episodes/fifa-unveil-a-new-grift-and-why-mbappe-is-jealous-of-joe-wil Plus: the Argentine fan who turned up to his own funeral EXCLUSIVE NordVPN Deal ➼ https://nordvpn.com/upshot Try it risk-free now with a 30-day money-back guarantee 🌐 Links from the pod: Infantino at peace summit: https://www.instagram.com/reel/DPww9n1jdRj/  Irish Cape Verde star: https://x.com/BBCMOTD/status/1978036280392098003  Joe Willock runs out of petrol: https://x.com/Allansoldfriend/status/1975197101702488256 Makmudov sledgehammer training: https://x.com/IFLTV/status/1656021871316410403 Listen to our live special recorded from Watson’s General Telegraph pub… https://www.patreon.com/c/upshottowers  (Sign up in your browser, not the patreon app - it’s cheaper). Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Thu, 16 Oct 2025 04:00:00 -0000 FIFA unveil a new grift and why Mbappe is jealous of Joe Willock | Extra shot full The Upshot Plus: the Argentine fan who turned up to his own funeral Plus: the Argentine fan who turned up to his own funeral EXCLUSIVE NordVPN Deal ➼ https://nordvpn.com/upshot Try it risk-free now with a 30-day money-back guarantee 🌐 Links from the pod: Infantino at peace summit: https://www.instagram.com/reel/DPww9n1jdRj/  Irish Cape Verde star: https://x.com/BBCMOTD/status/1978036280392098003  Joe Willock runs out of petrol: https://x.com/Allansoldfriend/status/1975197101702488256 Makmudov sledgehammer training: https://x.com/IFLTV/status/1656021871316410403 Listen to our live special recorded from Watson’s General Telegraph pub… https://www.patreon.com/c/upshottowers  (Sign up in your browser, not the patreon app - it’s cheaper). Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Plus: the Argentine fan who turned up to his own funeral


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Infantino at peace summit: https://www.instagram.com/reel/DPww9n1jdRj/ 


Irish Cape Verde star: https://x.com/BBCMOTD/status/1978036280392098003 


Joe Willock runs out of petrol: https://x.com/Allansoldfriend/status/1975197101702488256


Makmudov sledgehammer training: https://x.com/IFLTV/status/1656021871316410403


Listen to our live special recorded from Watson’s General Telegraph pub…


https://www.patreon.com/c/upshottowers 


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]]> 2655 yes Muhammad Ali: below the belt (part two) | with Frazer Clarke https://shows.acast.com/the-upshot-1/episodes/muhammad-ali-below-the-belt-part-two Buckle in for part two, as Ali hangs out with Sadam Hussein, begins a four way marriage, and knocks down a coked up Marvin Gaye. Links from the pod: Press conference before Joe Frazier fight: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f1pZPCLz-k4  Speech before Rumble in the Jungle: https://www.instagram.com/reel/DDxRvuZSpM3/?hl=en-gb  Pic of Bob Arun: https://share.google/images/8WiLs9DXniRQNmCU4  Get an extra bonus episode of The Upshot every week when you join our Patreon: www.patreon.com/upshottowers Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Tue, 14 Oct 2025 04:00:00 -0000 Muhammad Ali: below the belt (part two) | with Frazer Clarke full The Upshot Buckle in for part two, as Ali hangs out with Sadam Hussein, begins a four way marriage, and knocks down a coked up Marvin Gaye. Buckle in for part two, as Ali hangs out with Sadam Hussein, begins a four way marriage, and knocks down a coked up Marvin Gaye. Links from the pod: Press conference before Joe Frazier fight: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f1pZPCLz-k4  Speech before Rumble in the Jungle: https://www.instagram.com/reel/DDxRvuZSpM3/?hl=en-gb  Pic of Bob Arun: https://share.google/images/8WiLs9DXniRQNmCU4  Get an extra bonus episode of The Upshot every week when you join our Patreon: www.patreon.com/upshottowers Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Buckle in for part two, as Ali hangs out with Sadam Hussein, begins a four way marriage, and knocks down a coked up Marvin Gaye.


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Press conference before Joe Frazier fight: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f1pZPCLz-k4 


Speech before Rumble in the Jungle: https://www.instagram.com/reel/DDxRvuZSpM3/?hl=en-gb 


Pic of Bob Arun: https://share.google/images/8WiLs9DXniRQNmCU4 


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]]> 3471 yes Alan Sugar fires Jamie Redknapp and more of the funniest stories this week | Extra shot https://shows.acast.com/the-upshot-1/episodes/alan-sugar-bollocks-jamie-redknapp-shaqs-pornstar-party-and Plus: your chance to eat dinner with the mum of the second best player in the world Get The White Hot Lawn Mower® 5.0 Ultra for 15% OFF with code UPSHOT at Manscaped.com! #ManscapedPartner Links from the pod: Jamie Redknapp’s apology: https://x.com/Lord_Sugar/status/1974227330068590899  Claude Littner’s most savage moment: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g14HC6NagRs  Eat dinner with lamine yamal’s mum: https://www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/christmas-sports-dinner-gala-party-with-lamine-yamals-mother-sheila-ebana-tickets-1732517248729 Bin Laden’s son: https://www.reddit.com/r/UtterlyInteresting/comments/17y6lz8/osama_bin_ladens_son_has_grown_into_a_gothmetal/ Russell Martin smuggled out of the stadium: https://x.com/SkyFootball/status/1974891306590613921  Malcom Allison’s seedy bath: https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhWNRsAqulN7zOHLEcGuhnQwnXXQ5WtSKETRL4UmrbnaO8zXxulxoGEuevyYor-V8hbhJgutxd3hjvvVdUl4JDGHdUW4maR5n_1eTep15DfeuriUlX6Vsg2mrGJQyosSNr9AWwU-w/s1600/Malcolm+and+Fiona.jpg Shaq djing: https://x.com/ALLANJULIE73742/status/1972650162217738397/video/1 Caroline Conolly kick ups: https://www.instagram.com/p/DPcQBR5DX7U/ Meet Gorgeous George, the womanizing wrestler who inspired Ali and Bob Dylan, when you sign up to our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/upshottowers  (Sign up in your browser, not the patreon app - it’s cheaper). Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Thu, 09 Oct 2025 04:00:00 -0000 Alan Sugar fires Jamie Redknapp and more of the funniest stories this week | Extra shot full The Upshot Plus: your chance to eat dinner with the mum of the second best player in the world Plus: your chance to eat dinner with the mum of the second best player in the world Get The White Hot Lawn Mower® 5.0 Ultra for 15% OFF with code UPSHOT at Manscaped.com! #ManscapedPartner Links from the pod: Jamie Redknapp’s apology: https://x.com/Lord_Sugar/status/1974227330068590899  Claude Littner’s most savage moment: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g14HC6NagRs  Eat dinner with lamine yamal’s mum: https://www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/christmas-sports-dinner-gala-party-with-lamine-yamals-mother-sheila-ebana-tickets-1732517248729 Bin Laden’s son: https://www.reddit.com/r/UtterlyInteresting/comments/17y6lz8/osama_bin_ladens_son_has_grown_into_a_gothmetal/ Russell Martin smuggled out of the stadium: https://x.com/SkyFootball/status/1974891306590613921  Malcom Allison’s seedy bath: https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhWNRsAqulN7zOHLEcGuhnQwnXXQ5WtSKETRL4UmrbnaO8zXxulxoGEuevyYor-V8hbhJgutxd3hjvvVdUl4JDGHdUW4maR5n_1eTep15DfeuriUlX6Vsg2mrGJQyosSNr9AWwU-w/s1600/Malcolm+and+Fiona.jpg Shaq djing: https://x.com/ALLANJULIE73742/status/1972650162217738397/video/1 Caroline Conolly kick ups: https://www.instagram.com/p/DPcQBR5DX7U/ Meet Gorgeous George, the womanizing wrestler who inspired Ali and Bob Dylan, when you sign up to our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/upshottowers  (Sign up in your browser, not the patreon app - it’s cheaper). Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Plus: your chance to eat dinner with the mum of the second best player in the world


Get The White Hot Lawn Mower® 5.0 Ultra for 15% OFF with code UPSHOT at Manscaped.com! #ManscapedPartner


Links from the pod:


Jamie Redknapp’s apology: https://x.com/Lord_Sugar/status/1974227330068590899 


Claude Littner’s most savage moment: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g14HC6NagRs 


Eat dinner with lamine yamal’s mum: https://www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/christmas-sports-dinner-gala-party-with-lamine-yamals-mother-sheila-ebana-tickets-1732517248729


Bin Laden’s son: https://www.reddit.com/r/UtterlyInteresting/comments/17y6lz8/osama_bin_ladens_son_has_grown_into_a_gothmetal/


Russell Martin smuggled out of the stadium: https://x.com/SkyFootball/status/1974891306590613921 


Malcom Allison’s seedy bath: https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhWNRsAqulN7zOHLEcGuhnQwnXXQ5WtSKETRL4UmrbnaO8zXxulxoGEuevyYor-V8hbhJgutxd3hjvvVdUl4JDGHdUW4maR5n_1eTep15DfeuriUlX6Vsg2mrGJQyosSNr9AWwU-w/s1600/Malcolm+and+Fiona.jpg


Shaq djing: https://x.com/ALLANJULIE73742/status/1972650162217738397/video/1


Caroline Conolly kick ups: https://www.instagram.com/p/DPcQBR5DX7U/


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]]> 3534 yes Muhammad Ali: the icon with a naughty streak (part one) https://shows.acast.com/the-upshot-1/episodes/muhammad-ali-below-the-belt-part-one Listen to part 2 right now when you join our Patreon: www.patreon.com/upshottowers (It’s cheaper when you use your browser to sign up instead of the patreon app) New York City, 1970. FBI agents listen in as a naked Muhammad Ali is chased round a seedy motel room by his knife-wielding wife. She’s just caught him in bed with another woman. In just three hours, 300m people will watch him take on Joe Frazier in The Fight of the Century. Welcome to the crazy world of Muhammad Ali. He was held at gunpoint by Idi Amin, got sentenced to five years in jail, and still won the heavyweight title three times. This is his story… Links from the pod:  Float like a butterfly speech: ​​https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HXzQqqn-rVc Sonny Liston shoots at him: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OtKKG1xas8I&t=22s Beatles photo: https://www.rollingstone.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/rs-243520-ali-beatles.jpg Crowned heavyweight champion: https://www.youtube.com/watch?si=JC-L76VZ3A4smd4r&t=1749&v=Bj8nFl-u_MY&feature=youtu.be The phantom punch: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qFA3DFFavwk&ab_channel=berkangirgin Speech about refusing the draft: https://youtu.be/vd9aIamXjQI?si=PZS9l_a40mO69NRM&t=50 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Tue, 07 Oct 2025 04:00:00 -0000 Muhammad Ali: the icon with a naughty streak (part one) full The Upshot He was held at gunpoint by Idi Amin, got sentenced to five years in jail, and still won the heavyweight title three times. Listen to part 2 right now when you join our Patreon: www.patreon.com/upshottowers (It’s cheaper when you use your browser to sign up instead of the patreon app) New York City, 1970. FBI agents listen in as a naked Muhammad Ali is chased round a seedy motel room by his knife-wielding wife. She’s just caught him in bed with another woman. In just three hours, 300m people will watch him take on Joe Frazier in The Fight of the Century. Welcome to the crazy world of Muhammad Ali. He was held at gunpoint by Idi Amin, got sentenced to five years in jail, and still won the heavyweight title three times. This is his story… Links from the pod:  Float like a butterfly speech: ​​https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HXzQqqn-rVc Sonny Liston shoots at him: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OtKKG1xas8I&t=22s Beatles photo: https://www.rollingstone.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/rs-243520-ali-beatles.jpg Crowned heavyweight champion: https://www.youtube.com/watch?si=JC-L76VZ3A4smd4r&t=1749&v=Bj8nFl-u_MY&feature=youtu.be The phantom punch: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qFA3DFFavwk&ab_channel=berkangirgin Speech about refusing the draft: https://youtu.be/vd9aIamXjQI?si=PZS9l_a40mO69NRM&t=50 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Listen to part 2 right now when you join our Patreon: www.patreon.com/upshottowers

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New York City, 1970.


FBI agents listen in as a naked Muhammad Ali is chased round a seedy motel room by his knife-wielding wife.


She’s just caught him in bed with another woman.


In just three hours, 300m people will watch him take on Joe Frazier in The Fight of the Century.


Welcome to the crazy world of Muhammad Ali.


He was held at gunpoint by Idi Amin, got sentenced to five years in jail, and still won the heavyweight title three times.


This is his story…


Links from the pod: 


Float like a butterfly speech: ​​https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HXzQqqn-rVc


Sonny Liston shoots at him: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OtKKG1xas8I&t=22s


Beatles photo: https://www.rollingstone.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/rs-243520-ali-beatles.jpg


Crowned heavyweight champion: https://www.youtube.com/watch?si=JC-L76VZ3A4smd4r&t=1749&v=Bj8nFl-u_MY&feature=youtu.be


The phantom punch: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qFA3DFFavwk&ab_channel=berkangirgin


Speech about refusing the draft: https://youtu.be/vd9aIamXjQI?si=PZS9l_a40mO69NRM&t=50

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]]> 2814 yes Michael van Gerwen’s kebab shop scrap | Extra shot https://shows.acast.com/the-upshot-1/episodes/michael-van-gerwens-kebab-shop-scrap-extra-shot On the pod today: Neymar hooked on shisha and an Arsenal star falls victim to a cruel 48 hour prank. EXCLUSIVE NordVPN Deal ➼ https://nordvpn.com/upshot Try it risk-free now with a 30-day money-back guarantee 🌐 Links from the pod: Michael van Gerwen’s scrap: https://x.com/rallyjef3/status/1972215606708699329  Kazakh traditional version of the Champions League song: https://www.instagram.com/p/DPKN0CTDGmn/  Monty Panesar on mastermind: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hNeEQZn7eIk  And Monty quizzing the public: https://youtu.be/OFrt3zw21T0?si=j3dt37GGi88AoOwR&t=277  Dive into the mad world of Victorian endurance sports, and find out the location for our live recording of Extra Shot when you sign up to our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/upshottowers  (Sign up in your browser, not the patreon app - it’s cheaper). Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Thu, 02 Oct 2025 04:00:00 -0000 Michael van Gerwen’s kebab shop scrap | Extra shot full The Upshot Plus: Neymar hooked on shisha and an Arsenal star falls victim to a cruel 48 hour prank. On the pod today: Neymar hooked on shisha and an Arsenal star falls victim to a cruel 48 hour prank. EXCLUSIVE NordVPN Deal ➼ https://nordvpn.com/upshot Try it risk-free now with a 30-day money-back guarantee 🌐 Links from the pod: Michael van Gerwen’s scrap: https://x.com/rallyjef3/status/1972215606708699329  Kazakh traditional version of the Champions League song: https://www.instagram.com/p/DPKN0CTDGmn/  Monty Panesar on mastermind: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hNeEQZn7eIk  And Monty quizzing the public: https://youtu.be/OFrt3zw21T0?si=j3dt37GGi88AoOwR&t=277  Dive into the mad world of Victorian endurance sports, and find out the location for our live recording of Extra Shot when you sign up to our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/upshottowers  (Sign up in your browser, not the patreon app - it’s cheaper). Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices On the pod today: Neymar hooked on shisha and an Arsenal star falls victim to a cruel 48 hour prank.


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Michael van Gerwen’s scrap: https://x.com/rallyjef3/status/1972215606708699329 


Kazakh traditional version of the Champions League song: https://www.instagram.com/p/DPKN0CTDGmn/ 


Monty Panesar on mastermind: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hNeEQZn7eIk 


And Monty quizzing the public: https://youtu.be/OFrt3zw21T0?si=j3dt37GGi88AoOwR&t=277 


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]]> 2477 yes Serial killers and sordid sagas on the green: wrong’uns of the Ryder Cup (part two) https://shows.acast.com/the-upshot-1/episodes/serial-killers-and-shagging-on-the-green-wronguns-of-the-ryd Buckle in for part 2 of our Ryder Cup of wrong’uns, with sordid sagas starring the likes of Seve Ballesteros, Sir Nick Faldo and John Daly, the king of hooters.  Plus a golfer who killed five men, and inside the secret parties where escorts are stationed on each green…. Get an extra bonus episode of The Upshot every week when you join our Patreon: www.patreon.com/upshottowers Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Tue, 30 Sep 2025 04:00:00 -0000 Serial killers and sordid sagas on the green: wrong’uns of the Ryder Cup (part two) full The Upshot Starring Seve Ballesteros, Sir Nick Faldo and John Daly... Buckle in for part 2 of our Ryder Cup of wrong’uns, with sordid sagas starring the likes of Seve Ballesteros, Sir Nick Faldo and John Daly, the king of hooters.  Plus a golfer who killed five men, and inside the secret parties where escorts are stationed on each green…. Get an extra bonus episode of The Upshot every week when you join our Patreon: www.patreon.com/upshottowers Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Buckle in for part 2 of our Ryder Cup of wrong’uns, with sordid sagas starring the likes of Seve Ballesteros, Sir Nick Faldo and John Daly, the king of hooters. 


Plus a golfer who killed five men, and inside the secret parties where escorts are stationed on each green….


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]]> 2819 yes Jermaine Jenas hits Hooters | Extra shot https://shows.acast.com/the-upshot-1/episodes/jermaine-jenas-hits-hooters-extra-shot On the pod today: Gabby Logan subjects her son to sex chat and Jamie Vardy’s foul-mouthed Italian lessons Links from the pod: United Strand attacked by psycho: https://www.instagram.com/p/DO3LeutDOm9  Ange Postocoglou’s translator sent off: https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/m7a6zl/the_interpreter_for_yokohama_f_marinos_manager/  Get the batshit crazy story of Ozzy Osbourne right now when you sign up to our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/upshottowers  (Sign up in your browser, not the patreon app - it’s cheaper). Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Thu, 25 Sep 2025 04:00:00 -0000 Jermaine Jenas hits Hooters | Extra shot full The Upshot Plus: Gabby Logan subjects her son to sex chat and Jamie Vardy’s foul-mouthed Italian lessons On the pod today: Gabby Logan subjects her son to sex chat and Jamie Vardy’s foul-mouthed Italian lessons Links from the pod: United Strand attacked by psycho: https://www.instagram.com/p/DO3LeutDOm9  Ange Postocoglou’s translator sent off: https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/m7a6zl/the_interpreter_for_yokohama_f_marinos_manager/  Get the batshit crazy story of Ozzy Osbourne right now when you sign up to our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/upshottowers  (Sign up in your browser, not the patreon app - it’s cheaper). Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices On the pod today: Gabby Logan subjects her son to sex chat and Jamie Vardy’s foul-mouthed Italian lessons


Links from the pod:


United Strand attacked by psycho: https://www.instagram.com/p/DO3LeutDOm9 


Ange Postocoglou’s translator sent off: https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/m7a6zl/the_interpreter_for_yokohama_f_marinos_manager/ 


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]]> 2309 yes Cocaine and wife swapping: wrong’uns of the Ryder Cup (part one) https://shows.acast.com/the-upshot-1/episodes/cocaine-and-wife-swapping-wronguns-of-the-ryder-cup-part-one With their neatly pruned greens and spotless trousers, it’s easy to assume golfers are a tame and placid bunch. But look beyond the Rolex adverts, and you’ll find a game swimming with drug use, wife swapping and MURDER. From serial killers to shagging on the green, welcome to the Ryder Cup of Wrong’uns… Listen to part two RIGHT NOW, and get an extra bonus episode of The Upshot every week when you join our Patreon: www.patreon.com/upshottowers Links from the pod: Donald Trump on Arnold Palmer’s massive schlong: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8IuyTsSBOjM  Greg Norman’s howitzer: https://share.google/images/nikEqzzFnFOesNKAh  Rory McIlroy asleep: https://share.google/images/BiBC4VD5PSDu01SZN  Jake Owen argument with Phil Mickelson: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/LlTu_LNbXw0  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Tue, 23 Sep 2025 04:00:00 -0000 Cocaine and wife swapping: wrong’uns of the Ryder Cup (part one) full The Upshot From serial killers to shagging on the green, welcome to the Ryder Cup of Wrong’uns… With their neatly pruned greens and spotless trousers, it’s easy to assume golfers are a tame and placid bunch. But look beyond the Rolex adverts, and you’ll find a game swimming with drug use, wife swapping and MURDER. From serial killers to shagging on the green, welcome to the Ryder Cup of Wrong’uns… Listen to part two RIGHT NOW, and get an extra bonus episode of The Upshot every week when you join our Patreon: www.patreon.com/upshottowers Links from the pod: Donald Trump on Arnold Palmer’s massive schlong: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8IuyTsSBOjM  Greg Norman’s howitzer: https://share.google/images/nikEqzzFnFOesNKAh  Rory McIlroy asleep: https://share.google/images/BiBC4VD5PSDu01SZN  Jake Owen argument with Phil Mickelson: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/LlTu_LNbXw0  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices With their neatly pruned greens and spotless trousers, it’s easy to assume golfers are a tame and placid bunch.


But look beyond the Rolex adverts, and you’ll find a game swimming with drug use, wife swapping and MURDER.


From serial killers to shagging on the green, welcome to the Ryder Cup of Wrong’uns…


Listen to part two RIGHT NOW, and get an extra bonus episode of The Upshot every week when you join our Patreon: www.patreon.com/upshottowers

Links from the pod:

Donald Trump on Arnold Palmer’s massive schlong: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8IuyTsSBOjM 

Greg Norman’s howitzer: https://share.google/images/nikEqzzFnFOesNKAh 

Rory McIlroy asleep: https://share.google/images/BiBC4VD5PSDu01SZN 

Jake Owen argument with Phil Mickelson: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/LlTu_LNbXw0 


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]]> 2867 yes Carlos Alcaraz’s love triangle with Jannik Sinner | Extra shot https://shows.acast.com/the-upshot-1/episodes/carlos-alcarazs-love-triangle-with-jannik-sinner-extra-shot On the pod today: Edgar Davids has his priceless art collection stolen and JP’s brush with Rolf Harris. Links from the pod: Climax to 2023 Excel World Championship final: https://youtu.be/QwNoFOUiSiE?si=8_aILjA4u5Ui8DY-&t=585  Excel theme song: https://www.youtube.com/live/GKbIPnu9CRI?si=j-rh9Kz7zamNtQ5j&t=14964  Get the batshit crazy story of Ozzy Osbourne right now when you sign up to our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/upshottowers  (Sign up in your browser, not the patreon app - it’s cheaper). Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Thu, 18 Sep 2025 04:00:00 -0000 Carlos Alcaraz’s love triangle with Jannik Sinner | Extra shot full The Upshot Plus: Edgar Davids has his priceless art collection stolen and JP’s brush with Rolf Harris. On the pod today: Edgar Davids has his priceless art collection stolen and JP’s brush with Rolf Harris. Links from the pod: Climax to 2023 Excel World Championship final: https://youtu.be/QwNoFOUiSiE?si=8_aILjA4u5Ui8DY-&t=585  Excel theme song: https://www.youtube.com/live/GKbIPnu9CRI?si=j-rh9Kz7zamNtQ5j&t=14964  Get the batshit crazy story of Ozzy Osbourne right now when you sign up to our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/upshottowers  (Sign up in your browser, not the patreon app - it’s cheaper). Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices On the pod today: Edgar Davids has his priceless art collection stolen and JP’s brush with Rolf Harris.


Links from the pod:


Climax to 2023 Excel World Championship final: https://youtu.be/QwNoFOUiSiE?si=8_aILjA4u5Ui8DY-&t=585 


Excel theme song: https://www.youtube.com/live/GKbIPnu9CRI?si=j-rh9Kz7zamNtQ5j&t=14964 


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]]> 2924 yes Shove it up your bollocks: Roy Keane’s Saipan meltdown https://shows.acast.com/the-upshot-1/episodes/shove-it-up-your-bollocks-roy-keanes-saipan-meltdown In the summer of 2002, Ireland was a special place to be. The Celtic Tiger was roaring. Westlife had just chalked up their 10th number one. And a star studded squad set sail on a Far Eastern adventure. But as World Cup fever sweeps the nation, one man refuses to play ball: captain Roy Keane. From screaming in the dressing room to pre-match benders, this is the story of Roy’s meltdown in the Pacific… Get an extra episode of The Upshot every week when you join our Patreon: www.patreon.com/upshottowers Links from the pod: U2 gig after they qualify: https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=889493146364849 A Day That Shook the Nation TV report: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eg00_3DAU3Y Think of the Children interview: https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=2885236955092904 Saipan film trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IwrczszDCSk  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Tue, 16 Sep 2025 04:00:00 -0000 Shove it up your bollocks: Roy Keane’s Saipan meltdown full The Upshot From dressing room bust-ups to pre-match benders, this is the story of Roy’s meltdown in the Pacific… In the summer of 2002, Ireland was a special place to be. The Celtic Tiger was roaring. Westlife had just chalked up their 10th number one. And a star studded squad set sail on a Far Eastern adventure. But as World Cup fever sweeps the nation, one man refuses to play ball: captain Roy Keane. From screaming in the dressing room to pre-match benders, this is the story of Roy’s meltdown in the Pacific… Get an extra episode of The Upshot every week when you join our Patreon: www.patreon.com/upshottowers Links from the pod: U2 gig after they qualify: https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=889493146364849 A Day That Shook the Nation TV report: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eg00_3DAU3Y Think of the Children interview: https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=2885236955092904 Saipan film trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IwrczszDCSk  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices In the summer of 2002, Ireland was a special place to be.


The Celtic Tiger was roaring. Westlife had just chalked up their 10th number one. And a star studded squad set sail on a Far Eastern adventure.


But as World Cup fever sweeps the nation, one man refuses to play ball: captain Roy Keane.


From screaming in the dressing room to pre-match benders, this is the story of Roy’s meltdown in the Pacific…


Get an extra episode of The Upshot every week when you join our Patreon: www.patreon.com/upshottowers


Links from the pod:


U2 gig after they qualify: https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=889493146364849


A Day That Shook the Nation TV report: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eg00_3DAU3Y


Think of the Children interview: https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=2885236955092904


Saipan film trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IwrczszDCSk 

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]]> 3838 yes Neymar inherits a billion dollars | Extra shot https://shows.acast.com/the-upshot-1/episodes/brazilian-adult-star-destroys-three-wonderkids-extra-shot On the pod today: Lamine Yamal ships in 70 playboy bunnies and Neymar inherits a billion dollars from a dead old man he’s never met EXCLUSIVE NordVPN Deal: https://nordvpn.com/upshot  Try it risk-free now with a 30-day money-back guarantee. Links from the pod: Lamine Yamal losing his passport: https://x.com/Yamal_Xtra/status/1964820881248809086  Choupette the cat on her private jet: https://share.google/images/Js5Iki9ubWezCCljZ  Get those sordid rumours right now when you sign up to our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/upshottowers  (Sign up in your browser, not the patreon app - it’s cheaper). Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Thu, 11 Sep 2025 04:00:00 -0000 Neymar inherits a billion dollars | Extra shot full The Upshot Plus: Neymar inherits a billion dollars from a dead old man he’s never met and a porn star destroys three wonderkids On the pod today: Lamine Yamal ships in 70 playboy bunnies and Neymar inherits a billion dollars from a dead old man he’s never met EXCLUSIVE NordVPN Deal: https://nordvpn.com/upshot  Try it risk-free now with a 30-day money-back guarantee. Links from the pod: Lamine Yamal losing his passport: https://x.com/Yamal_Xtra/status/1964820881248809086  Choupette the cat on her private jet: https://share.google/images/Js5Iki9ubWezCCljZ  Get those sordid rumours right now when you sign up to our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/upshottowers  (Sign up in your browser, not the patreon app - it’s cheaper). Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices On the pod today: Lamine Yamal ships in 70 playboy bunnies and Neymar inherits a billion dollars from a dead old man he’s never met


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]]> 2841 yes Jermain Defoe: boobsmacked https://shows.acast.com/the-upshot-1/episodes/jermain-defoe-boobsmacked He’s the pint-sized poacher with a naughty streak. Jermain Defo bonked lapdancers, bit opponents and spiked his teammates with Viagra. From bogus weddings to back seat rendezvous, meet England's friskiest forward… Get an extra episode of The Upshot every week when you join our Patreon: www.patreon.com/upshottowers Links from the pod: Biting Maschereno: https://x.com/UpshotTowers/status/1887850001956487516  Personal Assistant ad: https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2015/08/25/01/2BA2B9C600000578-3208776-image-a-106_1440464012530.jpg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Tue, 09 Sep 2025 04:00:00 -0000 Jermain Defoe: boobsmacked full The Upshot From bogus weddings to back seat rendezvous, meet England's friskiest forward… He’s the pint-sized poacher with a naughty streak. Jermain Defo bonked lapdancers, bit opponents and spiked his teammates with Viagra. From bogus weddings to back seat rendezvous, meet England's friskiest forward… Get an extra episode of The Upshot every week when you join our Patreon: www.patreon.com/upshottowers Links from the pod: Biting Maschereno: https://x.com/UpshotTowers/status/1887850001956487516  Personal Assistant ad: https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2015/08/25/01/2BA2B9C600000578-3208776-image-a-106_1440464012530.jpg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices He’s the pint-sized poacher with a naughty streak.


Jermain Defo bonked lapdancers, bit opponents and spiked his teammates with Viagra.


From bogus weddings to back seat rendezvous, meet England's friskiest forward…


Get an extra episode of The Upshot every week when you join our Patreon: www.patreon.com/upshottowers


Links from the pod:


Biting Maschereno: https://x.com/UpshotTowers/status/1887850001956487516 


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]]> 3184 yes Alexander Isak’s secret trip back to Newcastle | Extra shot https://shows.acast.com/the-upshot-1/episodes/alexander-isaks-secret-trip-back-to-newcastle-extra-shot On the pod today: the F1 boss knobbing girls 48 years younger, this year’s funniest deadline day news and Luis Suarez gobs in someone’s face again. Spice up your sad desk lunch with 20% off delicious award winning hot sauces: lousbrews.co.uk/upshot20 Links from the pod: Vardy violin pic: https://s.yimg.com/ny/api/res/1.2/pabaeCod8Cvi_mWFyRTloA--/YXBwaWQ9aGlnaGxhbmRlcjt3PTY0MDtoPTQyNztjZj13ZWJw/https://media.zenfs.com/en/football_italia_articles_132/bea3e4aa80f1477911f24dc0048ca0c3  Claudia the twerking champ: https://www.instagram.com/claudia.redheaded_babe/ Isak in Newcastle: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GzsbDPqWYAAbH5s.jpg Amorim asked about Tom Heaton: https://www.facebook.com/reel/1772990183581519 Suarez spits on Sounders coach: https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/1n5cy6k/luis_suarez_spits_at_a_seattle_sounders_staff/ Miami v Sounders fans brawl: https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/1n5s9eg/inter_miami_supporters_brawling_with_sounders/ Usyk haircut: https://i.redd.it/0q70lcl60tp71.jpg  Usyk dancing:  https://x.com/DAZNBoxing/status/1960648484266369106 Briatore kissing ex-gf: https://www.thesun.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/NINTCHDBPICT000538361485.jpg?strip=all&w=640 Briatore frolicking with models on boat: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/formulaone/article-15045999/Flavio-Briatore-flirting-young-women-bikinis.html US Open hat thief: https://twitter.com/DonLew87/status/1961479710946292124 Get those sordid rumours right now when you sign up to our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/upshottowers  (Sign up in your browser, not the patreon app - it’s cheaper). Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Thu, 04 Sep 2025 04:00:00 -0000 Alexander Isak’s secret trip back to Newcastle | Extra shot full The Upshot Plus: the F1 boss knobbing girls 48 years younger, this year’s funniest deadline day news and Luis Suarez gobs in someone’s face again On the pod today: the F1 boss knobbing girls 48 years younger, this year’s funniest deadline day news and Luis Suarez gobs in someone’s face again. Spice up your sad desk lunch with 20% off delicious award winning hot sauces: lousbrews.co.uk/upshot20 Links from the pod: Vardy violin pic: https://s.yimg.com/ny/api/res/1.2/pabaeCod8Cvi_mWFyRTloA--/YXBwaWQ9aGlnaGxhbmRlcjt3PTY0MDtoPTQyNztjZj13ZWJw/https://media.zenfs.com/en/football_italia_articles_132/bea3e4aa80f1477911f24dc0048ca0c3  Claudia the twerking champ: https://www.instagram.com/claudia.redheaded_babe/ Isak in Newcastle: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GzsbDPqWYAAbH5s.jpg Amorim asked about Tom Heaton: https://www.facebook.com/reel/1772990183581519 Suarez spits on Sounders coach: https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/1n5cy6k/luis_suarez_spits_at_a_seattle_sounders_staff/ Miami v Sounders fans brawl: https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/1n5s9eg/inter_miami_supporters_brawling_with_sounders/ Usyk haircut: https://i.redd.it/0q70lcl60tp71.jpg  Usyk dancing:  https://x.com/DAZNBoxing/status/1960648484266369106 Briatore kissing ex-gf: https://www.thesun.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/NINTCHDBPICT000538361485.jpg?strip=all&w=640 Briatore frolicking with models on boat: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/formulaone/article-15045999/Flavio-Briatore-flirting-young-women-bikinis.html US Open hat thief: https://twitter.com/DonLew87/status/1961479710946292124 Get those sordid rumours right now when you sign up to our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/upshottowers  (Sign up in your browser, not the patreon app - it’s cheaper). Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices On the pod today: the F1 boss knobbing girls 48 years younger, this year’s funniest deadline day news and Luis Suarez gobs in someone’s face again.


Spice up your sad desk lunch with 20% off delicious award winning hot sauces: lousbrews.co.uk/upshot20


Links from the pod:


Vardy violin pic: https://s.yimg.com/ny/api/res/1.2/pabaeCod8Cvi_mWFyRTloA--/YXBwaWQ9aGlnaGxhbmRlcjt3PTY0MDtoPTQyNztjZj13ZWJw/https://media.zenfs.com/en/football_italia_articles_132/bea3e4aa80f1477911f24dc0048ca0c3 


Claudia the twerking champ: https://www.instagram.com/claudia.redheaded_babe/


Isak in Newcastle: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GzsbDPqWYAAbH5s.jpg


Amorim asked about Tom Heaton: https://www.facebook.com/reel/1772990183581519


Suarez spits on Sounders coach: https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/1n5cy6k/luis_suarez_spits_at_a_seattle_sounders_staff/


Miami v Sounders fans brawl: https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/1n5s9eg/inter_miami_supporters_brawling_with_sounders/


Usyk haircut: https://i.redd.it/0q70lcl60tp71.jpg 


Usyk dancing: 

https://x.com/DAZNBoxing/status/1960648484266369106



Briatore kissing ex-gf:

https://www.thesun.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/NINTCHDBPICT000538361485.jpg?strip=all&w=640


Briatore frolicking with models on boat: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/formulaone/article-15045999/Flavio-Briatore-flirting-young-women-bikinis.html


US Open hat thief: https://twitter.com/DonLew87/status/1961479710946292124


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]]> 2889 yes Big Sam: a surprisingly scandalous story https://shows.acast.com/the-upshot-1/episodes/big-sam-a-surprisingly-scandalous-story In a parallel universe, England’s World Cup winning gaffer Sir Sam Allardyce is sipping a pint of Moet at the launch of his Allardici aftershave.  But back in this reality, things panned out a little differently for Big Sam. He fed his players sheep’s testicles, had love triangles with snooker stars and got banged up for shoplifting. From kung fu kicks in the manager’s office to losing £100k on crypto, this is his story… With comedian Ed Jones @edjonesuk Get an extra episode of The Upshot every week when you join our Patreon: www.patreon.com/upshottowers Listen to Ed’s BBC comedy: https://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/m002gm52/episodes/player  Links from the pod: Big Sam looking like Harry Styles: https://share.google/images/IzJxmUm7hmMZ9pBld   Sam on his wedding day: https://share.google/images/shCmBQRTV8VWUw3L7  Cheryl Cole outfit: https://x.com/sportbible/status/824023930906312706  Dancing to Rihanna in Marbella: https://x.com/TNLdotcom/status/736910495312171009  Pint of wine photo: https://share.google/images/qM74H97G7yU0xOxst  “There nobody better than me” interview at Leeds: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/rlgJAStXV10 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Tue, 02 Sep 2025 04:00:00 -0000 Big Sam: a surprisingly scandalous story full The Upshot From love triangles with snooker stars to losing £100k on crypto, this the story of Big Sam… In a parallel universe, England’s World Cup winning gaffer Sir Sam Allardyce is sipping a pint of Moet at the launch of his Allardici aftershave.  But back in this reality, things panned out a little differently for Big Sam. He fed his players sheep’s testicles, had love triangles with snooker stars and got banged up for shoplifting. From kung fu kicks in the manager’s office to losing £100k on crypto, this is his story… With comedian Ed Jones @edjonesuk Get an extra episode of The Upshot every week when you join our Patreon: www.patreon.com/upshottowers Listen to Ed’s BBC comedy: https://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/m002gm52/episodes/player  Links from the pod: Big Sam looking like Harry Styles: https://share.google/images/IzJxmUm7hmMZ9pBld   Sam on his wedding day: https://share.google/images/shCmBQRTV8VWUw3L7  Cheryl Cole outfit: https://x.com/sportbible/status/824023930906312706  Dancing to Rihanna in Marbella: https://x.com/TNLdotcom/status/736910495312171009  Pint of wine photo: https://share.google/images/qM74H97G7yU0xOxst  “There nobody better than me” interview at Leeds: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/rlgJAStXV10 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices In a parallel universe, England’s World Cup winning gaffer Sir Sam Allardyce is sipping a pint of Moet at the launch of his Allardici aftershave. 


But back in this reality, things panned out a little differently for Big Sam.


He fed his players sheep’s testicles, had love triangles with snooker stars and got banged up for shoplifting.


From kung fu kicks in the manager’s office to losing £100k on crypto, this is his story…


With comedian Ed Jones @edjonesuk


Get an extra episode of The Upshot every week when you join our Patreon: www.patreon.com/upshottowers


Listen to Ed’s BBC comedy: https://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/m002gm52/episodes/player 


Links from the pod:


Big Sam looking like Harry Styles: https://share.google/images/IzJxmUm7hmMZ9pBld

 

Sam on his wedding day: https://share.google/images/shCmBQRTV8VWUw3L7 


Cheryl Cole outfit: https://x.com/sportbible/status/824023930906312706 


Dancing to Rihanna in Marbella: https://x.com/TNLdotcom/status/736910495312171009 


Pint of wine photo: https://share.google/images/qM74H97G7yU0xOxst 


“There nobody better than me” interview at Leeds: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/rlgJAStXV10

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]]> 3676 yes Bellingham family banned from the dressing room | Extra shot https://shows.acast.com/the-upshot-1/episodes/bellingham-family-banned-from-the-dressing-room-extra-shot On the pod today: Neymar’s terrifying showdown with the ultras and Roberto De Zerbi breaks up a ten minute street fight. Links from the pod: Newcastle fans booing Liverpool players: https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/1mzy00n/liverpool_met_with_loud_boos_from_newcastle/ Wrestler unveils Liverpool Isak shirt: https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/1mzfpmt/professional_wrestler_jd_mcdonagh_making_fun_of/?utm_source=www.upshot.email&utm_medium=newsletter&utm_campaign=defecating-revellers&_bhlid=ce087e2a2ebe050607427cff0f65a1e00619eeb1 Granit Xhaka unveiling interview: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/FgFwGwIiphA Joleon Lescott DJing: https://x.com/EPLBible/status/1959970121243381927 Neymar touchline row: https://x.com/TNTSportsBR/status/1948217960239132716  Neymar crying after 6-0 defeat: https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/1mt2sgc/neymar_cries_after_santos_60_defeat_to_vasco_da/  Ultras surround Santos squad: https://x.com/deolhonopeixe/status/1957877826939465904  David de Manchester supporting Rayo: https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/1mx3ddh/rayo_vallecano_had_one_fan_supporting_them/ From knob flashing presidents to dolphin shaggers, listen to the funniest stories in the news right now when you sign up to our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/upshottowers  (Sign up in your browser, not the patreon app - it’s cheaper). Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Thu, 28 Aug 2025 04:00:00 -0000 Bellingham family banned from the dressing room | Extra shot full The Upshot Plus: Neymar’s terrifying showdown with the ultras and Roberto De Zerbi breaks up a ten minute street fight. On the pod today: Neymar’s terrifying showdown with the ultras and Roberto De Zerbi breaks up a ten minute street fight. Links from the pod: Newcastle fans booing Liverpool players: https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/1mzy00n/liverpool_met_with_loud_boos_from_newcastle/ Wrestler unveils Liverpool Isak shirt: https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/1mzfpmt/professional_wrestler_jd_mcdonagh_making_fun_of/?utm_source=www.upshot.email&utm_medium=newsletter&utm_campaign=defecating-revellers&_bhlid=ce087e2a2ebe050607427cff0f65a1e00619eeb1 Granit Xhaka unveiling interview: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/FgFwGwIiphA Joleon Lescott DJing: https://x.com/EPLBible/status/1959970121243381927 Neymar touchline row: https://x.com/TNTSportsBR/status/1948217960239132716  Neymar crying after 6-0 defeat: https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/1mt2sgc/neymar_cries_after_santos_60_defeat_to_vasco_da/  Ultras surround Santos squad: https://x.com/deolhonopeixe/status/1957877826939465904  David de Manchester supporting Rayo: https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/1mx3ddh/rayo_vallecano_had_one_fan_supporting_them/ From knob flashing presidents to dolphin shaggers, listen to the funniest stories in the news right now when you sign up to our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/upshottowers  (Sign up in your browser, not the patreon app - it’s cheaper). Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices On the pod today: Neymar’s terrifying showdown with the ultras and Roberto De Zerbi breaks up a ten minute street fight.


Links from the pod:


Newcastle fans booing Liverpool players: https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/1mzy00n/liverpool_met_with_loud_boos_from_newcastle/


Wrestler unveils Liverpool Isak shirt: https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/1mzfpmt/professional_wrestler_jd_mcdonagh_making_fun_of/?utm_source=www.upshot.email&utm_medium=newsletter&utm_campaign=defecating-revellers&_bhlid=ce087e2a2ebe050607427cff0f65a1e00619eeb1


Granit Xhaka unveiling interview: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/FgFwGwIiphA

Joleon Lescott DJing: https://x.com/EPLBible/status/1959970121243381927


Neymar touchline row: https://x.com/TNTSportsBR/status/1948217960239132716 


Neymar crying after 6-0 defeat: https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/1mt2sgc/neymar_cries_after_santos_60_defeat_to_vasco_da/ 


Ultras surround Santos squad: https://x.com/deolhonopeixe/status/1957877826939465904 


David de Manchester supporting Rayo: https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/1mx3ddh/rayo_vallecano_had_one_fan_supporting_them/


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]]> 2879 yes Jake Humphrey: LinkedIn’s favourite son https://shows.acast.com/the-upshot-1/episodes/jake-humphrey-linkedins-favourite-son 5.12am. Former TV presenter Jake Humphrey glugs down a tumbler of activated charcoal water. Wondering why his wife is wasting the day, he shakes her awake and asks: “what are your goals for Q4?” It’s just another day in a High Performance Household. But how did it come to this? From gunging kids to grindset guru, this is the story of Linkedin’s favourite son…  With Jake and Jacob from @screenrotpodcast Get an extra episode of The Upshot every week when you join our Patreon: www.patreon.com/upshottowers Links from the pod: Jake hosting Bamzooki: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jS95gzb6dP4  Misjudged joke at David James: https://x.com/uksoccershop/status/1667865096062730246  David Ginola does the wanker sign: https://x.com/uksoccershop/status/1667864901568610307  Dig at Martin Keown for being late: https://x.com/uksoccershop/status/1667864959059992576 Twitter post telling people to leave their partners: https://x.com/AccidentalP/status/1661379860692885509  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Tue, 26 Aug 2025 04:00:00 -0000 Jake Humphrey: LinkedIn’s favourite son full The Upshot From gunging kids to grindset guru, this is the story of Linkedin’s favourite son… 5.12am. Former TV presenter Jake Humphrey glugs down a tumbler of activated charcoal water. Wondering why his wife is wasting the day, he shakes her awake and asks: “what are your goals for Q4?” It’s just another day in a High Performance Household. But how did it come to this? From gunging kids to grindset guru, this is the story of Linkedin’s favourite son…  With Jake and Jacob from @screenrotpodcast Get an extra episode of The Upshot every week when you join our Patreon: www.patreon.com/upshottowers Links from the pod: Jake hosting Bamzooki: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jS95gzb6dP4  Misjudged joke at David James: https://x.com/uksoccershop/status/1667865096062730246  David Ginola does the wanker sign: https://x.com/uksoccershop/status/1667864901568610307  Dig at Martin Keown for being late: https://x.com/uksoccershop/status/1667864959059992576 Twitter post telling people to leave their partners: https://x.com/AccidentalP/status/1661379860692885509  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices 5.12am. Former TV presenter Jake Humphrey glugs down a tumbler of activated charcoal water.


Wondering why his wife is wasting the day, he shakes her awake and asks: “what are your goals for Q4?”


It’s just another day in a High Performance Household.


But how did it come to this?


From gunging kids to grindset guru, this is the story of Linkedin’s favourite son… 


With Jake and Jacob from @screenrotpodcast


Get an extra episode of The Upshot every week when you join our Patreon: www.patreon.com/upshottowers


Links from the pod:


Jake hosting Bamzooki: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jS95gzb6dP4 


Misjudged joke at David James: https://x.com/uksoccershop/status/1667865096062730246 


David Ginola does the wanker sign: https://x.com/uksoccershop/status/1667864901568610307 


Dig at Martin Keown for being late: https://x.com/uksoccershop/status/1667864959059992576


Twitter post telling people to leave their partners: https://x.com/AccidentalP/status/1661379860692885509 

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]]> 3100 yes Jannik Sinner’s Brazilian butt lift | Extra shot https://shows.acast.com/the-upshot-1/episodes/jannik-sinners-brazilian-butt-lift-extra-shot On the pod today: the sinister crime linked to Viktor Gyokeres’ Arsenal move and an ex-Barca star’s hospital gun rampage. Download SAILY in your app store and use our code UPSHOT at checkout to get an exclusive 15% off your first purchase! For further details go to https://saily.com/upshot  Watch our new Roy Keane YouTube video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A73Br-LWGmE George's new football pod (First Up: Football): https://podfollow.com/first-up-football/view Links from the pod: Arda Turan avoiding eye contact with presenter: https://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/36275231/arda-turan-shakhtar-donetsk-reporter/  Arda Turan with a gun in the hospital: https://x.com/UpshotTowers/status/1638156253112197120  Jannik Sinner’s thicc booty: https://x.com/bblsinner  From Muhammad Ali’s brush with a flying saucer to the Brazilian farmer who knobbed a hot alien on a spaceship, embark on an intergalactic journey through the wildest UFO sightings when you join our Patreon. https://www.patreon.com/c/upshottowers  (Sign up in your browser, not the patreon app - it’s cheaper). Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Thu, 21 Aug 2025 04:00:00 -0000 Jannik Sinner’s Brazilian butt lift | Extra shot full The Upshot Plus: The sinister crime linked to Viktor Gyokeres’ Arsenal move and an ex-Barca star’s hospital gun rampage. On the pod today: the sinister crime linked to Viktor Gyokeres’ Arsenal move and an ex-Barca star’s hospital gun rampage. Download SAILY in your app store and use our code UPSHOT at checkout to get an exclusive 15% off your first purchase! For further details go to https://saily.com/upshot  Watch our new Roy Keane YouTube video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A73Br-LWGmE George's new football pod (First Up: Football): https://podfollow.com/first-up-football/view Links from the pod: Arda Turan avoiding eye contact with presenter: https://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/36275231/arda-turan-shakhtar-donetsk-reporter/  Arda Turan with a gun in the hospital: https://x.com/UpshotTowers/status/1638156253112197120  Jannik Sinner’s thicc booty: https://x.com/bblsinner  From Muhammad Ali’s brush with a flying saucer to the Brazilian farmer who knobbed a hot alien on a spaceship, embark on an intergalactic journey through the wildest UFO sightings when you join our Patreon. https://www.patreon.com/c/upshottowers  (Sign up in your browser, not the patreon app - it’s cheaper). Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices On the pod today: the sinister crime linked to Viktor Gyokeres’ Arsenal move and an ex-Barca star’s hospital gun rampage.


Download SAILY in your app store and use our code UPSHOT at checkout to get an exclusive 15% off your first purchase! For further details go to https://saily.com/upshot 


Watch our new Roy Keane YouTube video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A73Br-LWGmE


George's new football pod (First Up: Football): https://podfollow.com/first-up-football/view


Links from the pod:


Arda Turan avoiding eye contact with presenter: https://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/36275231/arda-turan-shakhtar-donetsk-reporter/ 


Arda Turan with a gun in the hospital: https://x.com/UpshotTowers/status/1638156253112197120 


Jannik Sinner’s thicc booty: https://x.com/bblsinner 


From Muhammad Ali’s brush with a flying saucer to the Brazilian farmer who knobbed a hot alien on a spaceship, embark on an intergalactic journey through the wildest UFO sightings when you join our Patreon.


https://www.patreon.com/c/upshottowers 


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]]> 3023 yes Nightmare on Wearside: Sunderland’s decade from hell https://shows.acast.com/the-upshot-1/episodes/nightmare-on-wearside-sunderlands-decade-from-hell The good people of Sunderland have been through a lot. Viking raids. The rise of Korean shipbuilding. Spunking £6m on Jozy Altidore. But nothing could prepare them for the last decade. The club sank to the third tier, enduring noncing wingers, stars behind bars, and fans defecating in their seats. As the Black Cats return to the Premier League, this is the story of a Nightmare on Wearside… With guest @georgeaireycomedy Get an extra episode of The Upshot every week when you join our Patreon: www.patreon.com/upshottowers Links from the pod: Newcastle fans’ song for Adam Johnson: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w8WnH4aL1uY  David Moyes to Vicki Sparks: https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/39484238  Chris Coleman clashes with fan: https://x.com/Nozza_/status/1245235938298642432?lang=en-GB  The poogate kid: https://images.app.goo.gl/wiTEPjwqQBL6mCEV6  Charlie Methven on the pre-match music: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4bORXW9xeU&t=33s  Kid throwing up: https://www.tiktok.com/@twitterstoptweets/video/7504026548593233175 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Tue, 19 Aug 2025 04:00:00 -0000 Nightmare on Wearside: Sunderland’s decade from hell full The Upshot Noncing wingers, stars behind bars, and fans defecating in their seats: nothing could prepare Sunderland fans for the last decade… The good people of Sunderland have been through a lot. Viking raids. The rise of Korean shipbuilding. Spunking £6m on Jozy Altidore. But nothing could prepare them for the last decade. The club sank to the third tier, enduring noncing wingers, stars behind bars, and fans defecating in their seats. As the Black Cats return to the Premier League, this is the story of a Nightmare on Wearside… With guest @georgeaireycomedy Get an extra episode of The Upshot every week when you join our Patreon: www.patreon.com/upshottowers Links from the pod: Newcastle fans’ song for Adam Johnson: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w8WnH4aL1uY  David Moyes to Vicki Sparks: https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/39484238  Chris Coleman clashes with fan: https://x.com/Nozza_/status/1245235938298642432?lang=en-GB  The poogate kid: https://images.app.goo.gl/wiTEPjwqQBL6mCEV6  Charlie Methven on the pre-match music: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4bORXW9xeU&t=33s  Kid throwing up: https://www.tiktok.com/@twitterstoptweets/video/7504026548593233175 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices The good people of Sunderland have been through a lot. Viking raids. The rise of Korean shipbuilding. Spunking £6m on Jozy Altidore.


But nothing could prepare them for the last decade.


The club sank to the third tier, enduring noncing wingers, stars behind bars, and fans defecating in their seats.


As the Black Cats return to the Premier League, this is the story of a Nightmare on Wearside…


With guest @georgeaireycomedy


Get an extra episode of The Upshot every week when you join our Patreon: www.patreon.com/upshottowers


Links from the pod:


Newcastle fans’ song for Adam Johnson: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w8WnH4aL1uY 


David Moyes to Vicki Sparks: https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/39484238 


Chris Coleman clashes with fan: https://x.com/Nozza_/status/1245235938298642432?lang=en-GB 


The poogate kid: https://images.app.goo.gl/wiTEPjwqQBL6mCEV6 


Charlie Methven on the pre-match music: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4bORXW9xeU&t=33s 


Kid throwing up: https://www.tiktok.com/@twitterstoptweets/video/7504026548593233175

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]]> 3865 yes Evel Knievel: what goes up must come down (with Horatio Gould) | Part three https://shows.acast.com/the-upshot-1/episodes/evel-knievel-what-goes-up-must-come-down-with-horatio-gould Evel Kneivel is staring into the abyss, can he pull off an insane mile long jump, or will he die trying? Get an extra episode of The Upshot every week when you join our Patreon: www.patreon.com/upshottowers Links from the pod: Eiffel Tower death jump: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FBN3xfGrx_U&rco=1  Snake River jump: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2p1khN1xyBw&t=141s  Wembley Stadium jump: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ofVI3NZb9DQ  Successful 15 car jump: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KOE2Xie5g8E  Pizza advert in the 90s: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_UG-zUyjd_8 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Fri, 15 Aug 2025 04:00:00 -0000 Evel Knievel: what goes up must come down (with Horatio Gould) | Part three full The Upshot Evel Kneivel is staring into the abyss, can he pull off an insane mile long jump, or will he die trying? Evel Kneivel is staring into the abyss, can he pull off an insane mile long jump, or will he die trying? Get an extra episode of The Upshot every week when you join our Patreon: www.patreon.com/upshottowers Links from the pod: Eiffel Tower death jump: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FBN3xfGrx_U&rco=1  Snake River jump: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2p1khN1xyBw&t=141s  Wembley Stadium jump: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ofVI3NZb9DQ  Successful 15 car jump: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KOE2Xie5g8E  Pizza advert in the 90s: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_UG-zUyjd_8 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Evel Kneivel is staring into the abyss, can he pull off an insane mile long jump, or will he die trying?


Get an extra episode of The Upshot every week when you join our Patreon: www.patreon.com/upshottowers


Links from the pod:


Eiffel Tower death jump: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FBN3xfGrx_U&rco=1 


Snake River jump: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2p1khN1xyBw&t=141s 


Wembley Stadium jump: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ofVI3NZb9DQ 


Successful 15 car jump: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KOE2Xie5g8E 


Pizza advert in the 90s: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_UG-zUyjd_8

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]]> 3939 yes Lamine Yamal and Ibiza Final Boss collide | Extra shot https://shows.acast.com/the-upshot-1/episodes/lamine-yamal-and-ibiza-final-boss-collide-extra-shot On the pod today: Mauro Icardi’s gruesome origin story, the club legend who conned his pals out of thousands, and we meet the man refusing to cut his hair until Man Utd win five games in a row. EXCLUSIVE NordVPN Deal ➼ https://nordvpn.com/upshot Try it risk-free now with a 30-day money-back guarantee 🌐 Follow The United Strand on Instagram @theunitedstrand Roll back the clock to 2005 for a ride through the year’s biggest sporting scandals - from Gazza’s disastrous stint in the dugout to Pep Guardiola’s seven month jail sentence - when you join our Patreon… https://www.patreon.com/c/upshottowers  (Sign up in your browser, not the patreon app - it’s cheaper). Links from the pod: Bottom set maths player names video: https://www.tiktok.com/@mdgamingofficial1/video/7416666341656087841  Rasmus Højlund Manc accent: https://www.facebook.com/100063540582139/videos/that-accent-from-rasmus-h%C3%B8jlund-/1151192073466604/  Ibiza final boss dwarf:  https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/36233306/jack-kay-ibiza-party-bikini-girls/  Tom Brady’s brainwave to improve the US national team: https://x.com/FCBFanatic_/status/1952152796423242189 LA politician talking to Son: https://x.com/JoserNunez91/status/1953232504485294567  DJ Carey with an iPhone charger up his nose: https://images.app.goo.gl/5kNsV23wJ6EqdWB99  Kevin Stewart on hayfever: https://www.instagram.com/p/DMdd-NxoWvy/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Thu, 14 Aug 2025 04:00:00 -0000 Lamine Yamal and Ibiza Final Boss collide | Extra shot full The Upshot Plus: Mauro Icardi’s gruesome origin story, the club legend who conned his pals out of thousands, and we meet the man refusing to cut his hair until Man Utd win five games in a row. On the pod today: Mauro Icardi’s gruesome origin story, the club legend who conned his pals out of thousands, and we meet the man refusing to cut his hair until Man Utd win five games in a row. EXCLUSIVE NordVPN Deal ➼ https://nordvpn.com/upshot Try it risk-free now with a 30-day money-back guarantee 🌐 Follow The United Strand on Instagram @theunitedstrand Roll back the clock to 2005 for a ride through the year’s biggest sporting scandals - from Gazza’s disastrous stint in the dugout to Pep Guardiola’s seven month jail sentence - when you join our Patreon… https://www.patreon.com/c/upshottowers  (Sign up in your browser, not the patreon app - it’s cheaper). Links from the pod: Bottom set maths player names video: https://www.tiktok.com/@mdgamingofficial1/video/7416666341656087841  Rasmus Højlund Manc accent: https://www.facebook.com/100063540582139/videos/that-accent-from-rasmus-h%C3%B8jlund-/1151192073466604/  Ibiza final boss dwarf:  https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/36233306/jack-kay-ibiza-party-bikini-girls/  Tom Brady’s brainwave to improve the US national team: https://x.com/FCBFanatic_/status/1952152796423242189 LA politician talking to Son: https://x.com/JoserNunez91/status/1953232504485294567  DJ Carey with an iPhone charger up his nose: https://images.app.goo.gl/5kNsV23wJ6EqdWB99  Kevin Stewart on hayfever: https://www.instagram.com/p/DMdd-NxoWvy/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices On the pod today: Mauro Icardi’s gruesome origin story, the club legend who conned his pals out of thousands, and we meet the man refusing to cut his hair until Man Utd win five games in a row.


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Follow The United Strand on Instagram @theunitedstrand


Roll back the clock to 2005 for a ride through the year’s biggest sporting scandals - from Gazza’s disastrous stint in the dugout to Pep Guardiola’s seven month jail sentence - when you join our Patreon…


https://www.patreon.com/c/upshottowers 


(Sign up in your browser, not the patreon app - it’s cheaper).


Links from the pod:


Bottom set maths player names video: https://www.tiktok.com/@mdgamingofficial1/video/7416666341656087841 


Rasmus Højlund Manc accent: https://www.facebook.com/100063540582139/videos/that-accent-from-rasmus-h%C3%B8jlund-/1151192073466604/ 


Ibiza final boss dwarf:  https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/36233306/jack-kay-ibiza-party-bikini-girls/ 


Tom Brady’s brainwave to improve the US national team: https://x.com/FCBFanatic_/status/1952152796423242189


LA politician talking to Son: https://x.com/JoserNunez91/status/1953232504485294567 


DJ Carey with an iPhone charger up his nose: https://images.app.goo.gl/5kNsV23wJ6EqdWB99 


Kevin Stewart on hayfever: https://www.instagram.com/p/DMdd-NxoWvy/

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]]> 3859 yes Evel Knievel: bones heal and chicks dig scars (with Horatio Gould) | Part two https://shows.acast.com/the-upshot-1/episodes/evel-knievel-bones-heal-and-chicks-dig-scars-with-horatio-go Evel Kneivel is battered, bruised and mildly addicted to prostitutes. But he’s about to become America’s most notorious daredevil. And with that come more scandals, broken bones and chaos than anyone else could take… Get part 3 RIGHT NOW when you join our Patreon: www.patreon.com/upshottowers Links from the pod: 15 car jump: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KOE2Xie5g8E Caesar’s Palace jump: https://youtu.be/XX2XUESyXsI?si=s7BX0d5TcfcXsf2m&t=66 Posing with his cane: https://newmediawire.s3.amazonaws.com/5894fed487f163000b42c295_1 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Tue, 12 Aug 2025 04:00:00 -0000 Evel Knievel: bones heal and chicks dig scars (with Horatio Gould) | Part two full The Upshot Evel Kneivel is battered, bruised and mildly addicted to prostitutes. But he’s about to become America’s most notorious daredevil… Evel Kneivel is battered, bruised and mildly addicted to prostitutes. But he’s about to become America’s most notorious daredevil. And with that come more scandals, broken bones and chaos than anyone else could take… Get part 3 RIGHT NOW when you join our Patreon: www.patreon.com/upshottowers Links from the pod: 15 car jump: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KOE2Xie5g8E Caesar’s Palace jump: https://youtu.be/XX2XUESyXsI?si=s7BX0d5TcfcXsf2m&t=66 Posing with his cane: https://newmediawire.s3.amazonaws.com/5894fed487f163000b42c295_1 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Evel Kneivel is battered, bruised and mildly addicted to prostitutes. But he’s about to become America’s most notorious daredevil.


And with that come more scandals, broken bones and chaos than anyone else could take…


Get part 3 RIGHT NOW when you join our Patreon: www.patreon.com/upshottowers


Links from the pod:


15 car jump: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KOE2Xie5g8E


Caesar’s Palace jump: https://youtu.be/XX2XUESyXsI?si=s7BX0d5TcfcXsf2m&t=66


Posing with his cane: https://newmediawire.s3.amazonaws.com/5894fed487f163000b42c295_1

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]]> 2988 yes Luke Littler’s driving test disaster | Extra shot https://shows.acast.com/the-upshot-1/episodes/luke-littlers-driving-test-disaster-extra-shot EXCLUSIVE NordVPN Deal ➼ https://nordvpn.com/upshot Try it risk-free now with a 30-day money-back guarantee 🌐 On the show today: Star signings sacked for shoplifting, Luke Littler fails his driving test and Kevin Pietersen’s hotel humiliation And you can get our special on the history of daredevils - from cats in parachutes to the first human cannonball - when you join our Patreon… https://www.patreon.com/c/upshottowers  (Sign up in your browser, not the patreon app - it’s cheaper). Links from the pod: Cricket fans scrolling escort site: https://x.com/UB1UB2/status/1949471775760212444  Firefighter floods baseball pitch: https://x.com/GrimesZane8/status/1946006513052418093  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Thu, 07 Aug 2025 04:00:00 -0000 Luke Littler’s driving test disaster | Extra shot full The Upshot Plus: Star signings sacked for shoplifting, Kevin Pietersen’s hotel humiliation and a Xavi imposter fools the Indian FA. EXCLUSIVE NordVPN Deal ➼ https://nordvpn.com/upshot Try it risk-free now with a 30-day money-back guarantee 🌐 On the show today: Star signings sacked for shoplifting, Luke Littler fails his driving test and Kevin Pietersen’s hotel humiliation And you can get our special on the history of daredevils - from cats in parachutes to the first human cannonball - when you join our Patreon… https://www.patreon.com/c/upshottowers  (Sign up in your browser, not the patreon app - it’s cheaper). Links from the pod: Cricket fans scrolling escort site: https://x.com/UB1UB2/status/1949471775760212444  Firefighter floods baseball pitch: https://x.com/GrimesZane8/status/1946006513052418093  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices EXCLUSIVE NordVPN Deal ➼ https://nordvpn.com/upshot Try it risk-free now with a 30-day money-back guarantee 🌐


On the show today: Star signings sacked for shoplifting, Luke Littler fails his driving test and Kevin Pietersen’s hotel humiliation


And you can get our special on the history of daredevils - from cats in parachutes to the first human cannonball - when you join our Patreon…


https://www.patreon.com/c/upshottowers 


(Sign up in your browser, not the patreon app - it’s cheaper).


Links from the pod:


Cricket fans scrolling escort site: https://x.com/UB1UB2/status/1949471775760212444 


Firefighter floods baseball pitch: https://x.com/GrimesZane8/status/1946006513052418093 

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]]> 2829 yes Evel Knievel: America’s dastardly daredevil (with Horatio Gould) | Part one https://shows.acast.com/the-upshot-1/episodes/evel-knievel-americas-dastardly-daredevil-with-horatio-gould Snake River Canyon, Idaho 1973. A baying mob of drunken biker gangs and bloodthirsty thrill-seekers watch on, as a lunatic in a star spangled jumpsuit is strapped to a military rocket. And that was just an ordinary day for America’s most notorious daredevil. He bunked up with Charles Manson, spunked $20m on chinchilla fur coats and smashed the world record for broken bones. From month-long comas to robbing banks with dynamite, buckle in for the unhinged tale of Evel Kneivel. Do not try this at home… Listen to parts 2 and 3 RIGHT NOW when you join our Patreon: www.patreon.com/upshottowers Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Tue, 05 Aug 2025 04:00:00 -0000 Evel Knievel: America’s dastardly daredevil (with Horatio Gould) | Part one full The Upshot He bunked up with Charles Manson, spunked $20m on chinchilla fur coats and smashed the world record for broken bones. From month-long comas to robbing banks with dynamite, buckle in for the unhinged tale of Evel Kneivel. Snake River Canyon, Idaho 1973. A baying mob of drunken biker gangs and bloodthirsty thrill-seekers watch on, as a lunatic in a star spangled jumpsuit is strapped to a military rocket. And that was just an ordinary day for America’s most notorious daredevil. He bunked up with Charles Manson, spunked $20m on chinchilla fur coats and smashed the world record for broken bones. From month-long comas to robbing banks with dynamite, buckle in for the unhinged tale of Evel Kneivel. Do not try this at home… Listen to parts 2 and 3 RIGHT NOW when you join our Patreon: www.patreon.com/upshottowers Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Snake River Canyon, Idaho 1973.


A baying mob of drunken biker gangs and bloodthirsty thrill-seekers watch on, as a lunatic in a star spangled jumpsuit is strapped to a military rocket.


And that was just an ordinary day for America’s most notorious daredevil.


He bunked up with Charles Manson, spunked $20m on chinchilla fur coats and smashed the world record for broken bones.


From month-long comas to robbing banks with dynamite, buckle in for the unhinged tale of Evel Kneivel.


Do not try this at home…


Listen to parts 2 and 3 RIGHT NOW when you join our Patreon: www.patreon.com/upshottowers

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]]> 3250 yes Chloe Kelly on the sesh | Extra shot https://shows.acast.com/the-upshot-1/episodes/chloe-kelly-on-the-sesh-extra-shot Get 20% off delicious hot sauces at Lou’s Brews: use code UPSHOT20 and visit www.lousbrews.co.uk. Welcome back to Extra Shot, coming to you, for no particular reason, from the banks of the River Thames. We’ve got our rods in the water, our tackle is out and we’re spilling the funniest stories in sport this week. On the show today: Marinakis makes Morgan Gibbs White an offer he can’t refuse, Michael van Gerwen hits the rave and Donald Trump caught cheating at golf AGAIN. And you can get our full special on fishing’s biggest scandals - from aquarium heists to quaalude-induced murder - when you join our Patreon… www.patreon.com/upshottowers?utm_source=shownotes  (Sign up in your browser, not the patreon app - it’s cheaper). Links from the pod: Michael van Gerwen at Tomorrowland: https://www.instagram.com/reel/DMlePGtC_W6/?igsh=MXJzaHNjbXI2cHF3  Morgan Gibbs White announcement:  https://x.com/SkySportsPL/status/1949445138935148554  Trump cheating at golf: https://www.reddit.com/r/sports/comments/1mav0d7/trump_caught_cheating_at_golf_with_his_caddies/ Goldfinger golf scene: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WTBvu-fTTIk&t=205s Medvedev smashing water: https://www.skysports.com/tennis/video/30998/13401953/daniil-medvedev-booed-after-smashing-water-bottle-following-defeat-to-corentin-moutet  Ballboy kills Sakkari’s bug: https://www.reddit.com/r/tennis/comments/1m7otgu/sakkari_saves_bug_ballboy_kills_it_seconds_later  Angry mob encircles cheating fishermen: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MFnByQCDjz0&ab_channel=KBBOutdoors Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Thu, 31 Jul 2025 04:00:00 -0000 Chloe Kelly on the sesh | Extra shot full The Upshot Plus: Marinakis makes Morgan Gibbs White an offer he can’t refuse, Michael van Gerwen hits the rave and Donald Trump caught cheating at golf AGAIN. Get 20% off delicious hot sauces at Lou’s Brews: use code UPSHOT20 and visit www.lousbrews.co.uk. Welcome back to Extra Shot, coming to you, for no particular reason, from the banks of the River Thames. We’ve got our rods in the water, our tackle is out and we’re spilling the funniest stories in sport this week. On the show today: Marinakis makes Morgan Gibbs White an offer he can’t refuse, Michael van Gerwen hits the rave and Donald Trump caught cheating at golf AGAIN. And you can get our full special on fishing’s biggest scandals - from aquarium heists to quaalude-induced murder - when you join our Patreon… www.patreon.com/upshottowers?utm_source=shownotes  (Sign up in your browser, not the patreon app - it’s cheaper). Links from the pod: Michael van Gerwen at Tomorrowland: https://www.instagram.com/reel/DMlePGtC_W6/?igsh=MXJzaHNjbXI2cHF3  Morgan Gibbs White announcement:  https://x.com/SkySportsPL/status/1949445138935148554  Trump cheating at golf: https://www.reddit.com/r/sports/comments/1mav0d7/trump_caught_cheating_at_golf_with_his_caddies/ Goldfinger golf scene: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WTBvu-fTTIk&t=205s Medvedev smashing water: https://www.skysports.com/tennis/video/30998/13401953/daniil-medvedev-booed-after-smashing-water-bottle-following-defeat-to-corentin-moutet  Ballboy kills Sakkari’s bug: https://www.reddit.com/r/tennis/comments/1m7otgu/sakkari_saves_bug_ballboy_kills_it_seconds_later  Angry mob encircles cheating fishermen: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MFnByQCDjz0&ab_channel=KBBOutdoors Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Get 20% off delicious hot sauces at Lou’s Brews: use code UPSHOT20 and visit www.lousbrews.co.uk.


Welcome back to Extra Shot, coming to you, for no particular reason, from the banks of the River Thames.


We’ve got our rods in the water, our tackle is out and we’re spilling the funniest stories in sport this week.


On the show today: Marinakis makes Morgan Gibbs White an offer he can’t refuse, Michael van Gerwen hits the rave and Donald Trump caught cheating at golf AGAIN.


And you can get our full special on fishing’s biggest scandals - from aquarium heists to quaalude-induced murder - when you join our Patreon…


www.patreon.com/upshottowers?utm_source=shownotes 


(Sign up in your browser, not the patreon app - it’s cheaper).


Links from the pod:


Michael van Gerwen at Tomorrowland: https://www.instagram.com/reel/DMlePGtC_W6/?igsh=MXJzaHNjbXI2cHF3 


Morgan Gibbs White announcement: 

https://x.com/SkySportsPL/status/1949445138935148554 


Trump cheating at golf: https://www.reddit.com/r/sports/comments/1mav0d7/trump_caught_cheating_at_golf_with_his_caddies/


Goldfinger golf scene: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WTBvu-fTTIk&t=205s


Medvedev smashing water: https://www.skysports.com/tennis/video/30998/13401953/daniil-medvedev-booed-after-smashing-water-bottle-following-defeat-to-corentin-moutet 


Ballboy kills Sakkari’s bug: https://www.reddit.com/r/tennis/comments/1m7otgu/sakkari_saves_bug_ballboy_kills_it_seconds_later 


Angry mob encircles cheating fishermen: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MFnByQCDjz0&ab_channel=KBBOutdoors

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]]> 3530 yes Kevin Pietersen: f*ck i’m good, just ask me (with Fin Taylor) | Part two https://shows.acast.com/the-upshot-1/episodes/kevin-pietersen-fck-im-good-just-ask-me-with-fin-taylor-part After the 2005 Ashes, Kevin Pietersen was a national hero.  But with fame comes scrutiny from the tabloids, and KP’s about to fall victim to a kiss and tell. And after that, the scandals come thick and fast. Get an extra episode of The Upshot every week when you join our Patreon: www.patreon.com/upshottowers Links from the pod: Allen Stanford flirting with players’ wives: https://youtu.be/11xMyxU8e9E?si=lLhl55twyeSgMSys&t=26  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Tue, 29 Jul 2025 04:00:00 -0000 Kevin Pietersen: f*ck i’m good, just ask me (with Fin Taylor) | Part two full The Upshot Now a national hero, KP is about to fall victim to a rapid series of scandals… After the 2005 Ashes, Kevin Pietersen was a national hero.  But with fame comes scrutiny from the tabloids, and KP’s about to fall victim to a kiss and tell. And after that, the scandals come thick and fast. Get an extra episode of The Upshot every week when you join our Patreon: www.patreon.com/upshottowers Links from the pod: Allen Stanford flirting with players’ wives: https://youtu.be/11xMyxU8e9E?si=lLhl55twyeSgMSys&t=26  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices After the 2005 Ashes, Kevin Pietersen was a national hero. 


But with fame comes scrutiny from the tabloids, and KP’s about to fall victim to a kiss and tell.


And after that, the scandals come thick and fast.


Get an extra episode of The Upshot every week when you join our Patreon: www.patreon.com/upshottowers


Links from the pod:


Allen Stanford flirting with players’ wives: https://youtu.be/11xMyxU8e9E?si=lLhl55twyeSgMSys&t=26 


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]]> 2692 yes Inside Daniel Dubois' 'insane' pre-fight house party | Extra shot https://shows.acast.com/the-upshot-1/episodes/ufo-hunting-with-joao-felix-extra-shot Download SAILY in your app store and use our code UPSHOT at checkout to get an exclusive 15% off your first purchase! For further details go to https://saily.com/upshot Welcome back to Extra Shot, our Thursday pod about the funniest stories in sport THIS WEEK. On the show today: The house party that destroyed a heavyweight champ, Crystal Palace’s £25m office cock-up and kian harratt if you’re reading this please don’t kill us Unlock the rusty door to Tuchel’s Dungeon, our patreon where we spill stories too spicy for the pod. Get an extra weekly episode right now plus extended cuts and no more pesky ads: www.patreon.com/upshottowers?utm_source=shownotes  (Sign up in your browser, not the patreon app - it’s cheaper). Links from the pod: Chloe Kelly and Richard Madeley: https://x.com/FionaSmall/status/1554500895408328709  Oldham fans chant for Kian Harratt: https://twitter.com/FBAwayDays/status/1946584576815460615  Behind the scenes at Daniel Dubois’ pre-fight house party: https://www.tiktok.com/@fightermagazine/video/7529640849899113750  American pundits comparing Pulisic to Messi and Maradona: https://x.com/a1exii_/status/1803849850426978528  Pawn stars selling Pulisic shirt: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yz2POjWqUMc   Joao Felix’s girlfriend’s UFO sighting video: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/T2obQ9GpSSM  Danny Dyer with the alien enthusiasts: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JaZvsQIp8dk Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Thu, 24 Jul 2025 04:00:00 -0000 Inside Daniel Dubois' 'insane' pre-fight house party | Extra shot full The Upshot Plus: UFO hunting with Joao Felix, Crystal Palace’s £25m office cock-up and kian harratt if you’re reading this please don’t kill us. Download SAILY in your app store and use our code UPSHOT at checkout to get an exclusive 15% off your first purchase! For further details go to https://saily.com/upshot Welcome back to Extra Shot, our Thursday pod about the funniest stories in sport THIS WEEK. On the show today: The house party that destroyed a heavyweight champ, Crystal Palace’s £25m office cock-up and kian harratt if you’re reading this please don’t kill us Unlock the rusty door to Tuchel’s Dungeon, our patreon where we spill stories too spicy for the pod. Get an extra weekly episode right now plus extended cuts and no more pesky ads: www.patreon.com/upshottowers?utm_source=shownotes  (Sign up in your browser, not the patreon app - it’s cheaper). Links from the pod: Chloe Kelly and Richard Madeley: https://x.com/FionaSmall/status/1554500895408328709  Oldham fans chant for Kian Harratt: https://twitter.com/FBAwayDays/status/1946584576815460615  Behind the scenes at Daniel Dubois’ pre-fight house party: https://www.tiktok.com/@fightermagazine/video/7529640849899113750  American pundits comparing Pulisic to Messi and Maradona: https://x.com/a1exii_/status/1803849850426978528  Pawn stars selling Pulisic shirt: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yz2POjWqUMc   Joao Felix’s girlfriend’s UFO sighting video: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/T2obQ9GpSSM  Danny Dyer with the alien enthusiasts: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JaZvsQIp8dk Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Download SAILY in your app store and use our code UPSHOT at checkout to get an exclusive 15% off your first purchase! For further details go to https://saily.com/upshot


Welcome back to Extra Shot, our Thursday pod about the funniest stories in sport THIS WEEK.


On the show today: The house party that destroyed a heavyweight champ, Crystal Palace’s £25m office cock-up and kian harratt if you’re reading this please don’t kill us


Unlock the rusty door to Tuchel’s Dungeon, our patreon where we spill stories too spicy for the pod. Get an extra weekly episode right now plus extended cuts and no more pesky ads:


www.patreon.com/upshottowers?utm_source=shownotes 


(Sign up in your browser, not the patreon app - it’s cheaper).


Links from the pod:


Chloe Kelly and Richard Madeley: https://x.com/FionaSmall/status/1554500895408328709 


Oldham fans chant for Kian Harratt: https://twitter.com/FBAwayDays/status/1946584576815460615 


Behind the scenes at Daniel Dubois’ pre-fight house party: https://www.tiktok.com/@fightermagazine/video/7529640849899113750 


American pundits comparing Pulisic to Messi and Maradona: https://x.com/a1exii_/status/1803849850426978528 


Pawn stars selling Pulisic shirt: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yz2POjWqUMc  


Joao Felix’s girlfriend’s UFO sighting video: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/T2obQ9GpSSM 


Danny Dyer with the alien enthusiasts: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JaZvsQIp8dk

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]]> 3486 yes Kevin Pietersen: England’s arsehole genius (with Fin Taylor) | Part one https://shows.acast.com/the-upshot-1/episodes/kevin-pietersen-englands-arsehole-genius-with-fin-taylor-par The long, hot summer of 2005. Crazy Frog is number one. The royal family are reeling from Prince Harry’s Nazi costume. And millions watch England finally wrestle back the Ashes, led by Kevin Pietersen, a spiky-haired Saffer with a chip on his shoulder. But for KP, the drama is just getting started. From shagging with Shane Warne to cosying up to con men, this is the story of England’s arsehole-genius… Get part two instantly when you join our Patreon: www.patreon.com/upshottowers Links from the pod: KP’s 2005 haircut:  https://static.toiimg.com/photo/23000625/Kevin-Pietersen-is-as-unpredictable-with-his-hairstyles-as-he-is-with-his-batting-.jpg Drunk with Flintoff: https://i2-prod.mirror.co.uk/article5175462.ece/ALTERNATES/s1200c/England-cricketers-Andrew-Flintoff-L-and-Kevin-Pietersen.jpg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Tue, 22 Jul 2025 04:00:00 -0000 Kevin Pietersen: England’s arsehole genius (with Fin Taylor) | Part one full The Upshot From shagging with Shane Warne to cosying up to con men, this is the story of England’s arsehole-genius… The long, hot summer of 2005. Crazy Frog is number one. The royal family are reeling from Prince Harry’s Nazi costume. And millions watch England finally wrestle back the Ashes, led by Kevin Pietersen, a spiky-haired Saffer with a chip on his shoulder. But for KP, the drama is just getting started. From shagging with Shane Warne to cosying up to con men, this is the story of England’s arsehole-genius… Get part two instantly when you join our Patreon: www.patreon.com/upshottowers Links from the pod: KP’s 2005 haircut:  https://static.toiimg.com/photo/23000625/Kevin-Pietersen-is-as-unpredictable-with-his-hairstyles-as-he-is-with-his-batting-.jpg Drunk with Flintoff: https://i2-prod.mirror.co.uk/article5175462.ece/ALTERNATES/s1200c/England-cricketers-Andrew-Flintoff-L-and-Kevin-Pietersen.jpg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices The long, hot summer of 2005. Crazy Frog is number one. The royal family are reeling from Prince Harry’s Nazi costume.


And millions watch England finally wrestle back the Ashes, led by Kevin Pietersen, a spiky-haired Saffer with a chip on his shoulder.


But for KP, the drama is just getting started.


From shagging with Shane Warne to cosying up to con men, this is the story of England’s arsehole-genius…


Get part two instantly when you join our Patreon: www.patreon.com/upshottowers


Links from the pod:


KP’s 2005 haircut: 

https://static.toiimg.com/photo/23000625/Kevin-Pietersen-is-as-unpredictable-with-his-hairstyles-as-he-is-with-his-batting-.jpg


Drunk with Flintoff: https://i2-prod.mirror.co.uk/article5175462.ece/ALTERNATES/s1200c/England-cricketers-Andrew-Flintoff-L-and-Kevin-Pietersen.jpg

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]]> 3224 yes Oasis: a family full of eccentrics | Part 1 (Free Patreon episode) https://shows.acast.com/the-upshot-1/episodes/oasis-a-family-full-of-eccentrics-part-1-free-patreon-episod This is part one of our special series on Oasis. It was supposed to be for Patreon only, but we're giving it to everyone for free. You can get parts 2 and 3 exclusively on Patreon right now: www.patreon.com/upshottowers (Sign up in your browser, not the Patreon app - it's cheaper) Liam Gallagher once said: “Every time I look in the mirror God looks back”. But I don’t remember God ever snorting crystal meth on stage or ripping the door off Eric Cantona’s brand new Mercedes. Then again, God never headlined Knebworth. And he’s got a shit fookin’ beard. From benders with Steve Coogan to doing coke in the Queen’s toilet, this is the story of Oasis: a family full of eccentrics… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Fri, 18 Jul 2025 04:00:00 -0000 Oasis: a family full of eccentrics | Part 1 (Free Patreon episode) full The Upshot <p>This is part one of our special series on Oasis. It was supposed to be for Patreon only, but we're giving it to everyone for free.</p><br><p>You can get parts 2 and 3 exclusively on Patreon right now: www.patreon.com/upshottowers</p><br><p>(Sign up in your browser, not the Patreon app - it's cheaper)</p><br><p>Liam Gallagher once said: “Every time I look in the mirror God looks back”.</p><br><p>But I don’t remember God ever snorting crystal meth on stage or ripping the door off Eric Cantona’s brand new Mercedes.</p><br><p>Then again, God never headlined Knebworth. And he’s got a shit fookin’ beard.</p><br><p>From benders with Steve Coogan to doing coke in the Queen’s toilet, this is the story of Oasis: a family full of eccentrics…</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p> This is part one of our special series on Oasis. It was supposed to be for Patreon only, but we're giving it to everyone for free. You can get parts 2 and 3 exclusively on Patreon right now: www.patreon.com/upshottowers (Sign up in your browser, not the Patreon app - it's cheaper) Liam Gallagher once said: “Every time I look in the mirror God looks back”. But I don’t remember God ever snorting crystal meth on stage or ripping the door off Eric Cantona’s brand new Mercedes. Then again, God never headlined Knebworth. And he’s got a shit fookin’ beard. From benders with Steve Coogan to doing coke in the Queen’s toilet, this is the story of Oasis: a family full of eccentrics… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices This is part one of our special series on Oasis. It was supposed to be for Patreon only, but we're giving it to everyone for free.


You can get parts 2 and 3 exclusively on Patreon right now: www.patreon.com/upshottowers


(Sign up in your browser, not the Patreon app - it's cheaper)


Liam Gallagher once said: “Every time I look in the mirror God looks back”.


But I don’t remember God ever snorting crystal meth on stage or ripping the door off Eric Cantona’s brand new Mercedes.


Then again, God never headlined Knebworth. And he’s got a shit fookin’ beard.


From benders with Steve Coogan to doing coke in the Queen’s toilet, this is the story of Oasis: a family full of eccentrics…

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]]> 3510 no Lamine Yamal’s super seedy 18th | Extra shot https://shows.acast.com/the-upshot-1/episodes/lamine-yamals-super-seedy-18th-extra-shot Join over 12 million men worldwide who trust MANSCAPED® and use code UPSHOT for 15% off your entire order at Manscaped.com. Welcome back to Extra Shot, our Thursday pod about the funniest stories in sport THIS WEEK. On the show today: Someone finally finishes Christian Horner off, Wimbledon tennis fans dirty protest and Matthijs De Ligt dumps his wife over her spiritual bullshit. Get the Upshot’s Oasis special right now when you join our Patreon: www.patreon.com/upshottowers?utm_source=shownotes (Sign up in your browser, not the patreon app - it’s cheaper). Links from the pod: Conor McGregor’s DMs to Azaelia Banks (NSFW) https://x.com/BedworthTimes/status/1944760496181149817  The AI account Rishabh Pant’s been firing out likes to: https://www.instagram.com/miazelu/?hl=en  David Raya’s inflatable tuxedo: https://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/35765992/david-raya-wedding-arsenal-inflatable-tuxedo-dance/  Roberto De Zerbi lads holiday: https://x.com/eurofootcom/status/1941148998204891155  Richard Branson throwing water on Eberechi Eze: https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=751390330685670 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Thu, 17 Jul 2025 04:00:00 -0000 Lamine Yamal’s super seedy 18th | Extra shot full The Upshot Plus: Conor McGregor’s pop star sexting scandal and David Raya misjudges the vibe at his own wedding. Join over 12 million men worldwide who trust MANSCAPED® and use code UPSHOT for 15% off your entire order at Manscaped.com. Welcome back to Extra Shot, our Thursday pod about the funniest stories in sport THIS WEEK. On the show today: Someone finally finishes Christian Horner off, Wimbledon tennis fans dirty protest and Matthijs De Ligt dumps his wife over her spiritual bullshit. Get the Upshot’s Oasis special right now when you join our Patreon: www.patreon.com/upshottowers?utm_source=shownotes (Sign up in your browser, not the patreon app - it’s cheaper). Links from the pod: Conor McGregor’s DMs to Azaelia Banks (NSFW) https://x.com/BedworthTimes/status/1944760496181149817  The AI account Rishabh Pant’s been firing out likes to: https://www.instagram.com/miazelu/?hl=en  David Raya’s inflatable tuxedo: https://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/35765992/david-raya-wedding-arsenal-inflatable-tuxedo-dance/  Roberto De Zerbi lads holiday: https://x.com/eurofootcom/status/1941148998204891155  Richard Branson throwing water on Eberechi Eze: https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=751390330685670 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Join over 12 million men worldwide who trust MANSCAPED® and use code UPSHOT for 15% off your entire order at Manscaped.com.


Welcome back to Extra Shot, our Thursday pod about the funniest stories in sport THIS WEEK.


On the show today: Someone finally finishes Christian Horner off, Wimbledon tennis fans dirty protest and Matthijs De Ligt dumps his wife over her spiritual bullshit.


Get the Upshot’s Oasis special right now when you join our Patreon:


www.patreon.com/upshottowers?utm_source=shownotes


(Sign up in your browser, not the patreon app - it’s cheaper).


Links from the pod:


Conor McGregor’s DMs to Azaelia Banks (NSFW) https://x.com/BedworthTimes/status/1944760496181149817 


The AI account Rishabh Pant’s been firing out likes to: https://www.instagram.com/miazelu/?hl=en 


David Raya’s inflatable tuxedo: https://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/35765992/david-raya-wedding-arsenal-inflatable-tuxedo-dance/ 


Roberto De Zerbi lads holiday: https://x.com/eurofootcom/status/1941148998204891155 


Richard Branson throwing water on Eberechi Eze: https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=751390330685670

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]]> 3856 yes Novak Djokovic: a little party never killed nobody (with Josh Berry) | Part two https://shows.acast.com/the-upshot-1/episodes/novak-djokovic-a-little-party-never-killed-nobody-with-josh At the end of part 1, Novak Djokovic was riding high. Equal to Federer and Nadal.  Admittedly it was becoming clear he had some quite fruity personal beliefs. But in 2020, his world is going to be turned UPSIDE DOWN… Get an extra episode of The Upshot every week when you join our Patreon: www.patreon.com/upshottowers Links from the pod: Dancing at Adria Tour: https://x.com/georgia_bm_/status/1275257844925784065 Hitting line judge in throat: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XRuu2-VIw5o Mystery drink: https://x.com/UpshotTowers/status/1676208066516209665  Chanting Ruuuuuuuune: https://youtu.be/Pkx1VyDRYhg?si=uy9CNQMIl0rxDAyB&t=80 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Tue, 15 Jul 2025 04:00:00 -0000 Novak Djokovic: a little party never killed nobody (with Josh Berry) | Part two full The Upshot From mafia car chases to spats with Agassi, meet the DJOKER…. At the end of part 1, Novak Djokovic was riding high. Equal to Federer and Nadal.  Admittedly it was becoming clear he had some quite fruity personal beliefs. But in 2020, his world is going to be turned UPSIDE DOWN… Get an extra episode of The Upshot every week when you join our Patreon: www.patreon.com/upshottowers Links from the pod: Dancing at Adria Tour: https://x.com/georgia_bm_/status/1275257844925784065 Hitting line judge in throat: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XRuu2-VIw5o Mystery drink: https://x.com/UpshotTowers/status/1676208066516209665  Chanting Ruuuuuuuune: https://youtu.be/Pkx1VyDRYhg?si=uy9CNQMIl0rxDAyB&t=80 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices At the end of part 1, Novak Djokovic was riding high. Equal to Federer and Nadal. 


Admittedly it was becoming clear he had some quite fruity personal beliefs.


But in 2020, his world is going to be turned UPSIDE DOWN…


Get an extra episode of The Upshot every week when you join our Patreon: www.patreon.com/upshottowers

Links from the pod:


Dancing at Adria Tour: https://x.com/georgia_bm_/status/1275257844925784065


Hitting line judge in throat: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XRuu2-VIw5o


Mystery drink: https://x.com/UpshotTowers/status/1676208066516209665 


Chanting Ruuuuuuuune: https://youtu.be/Pkx1VyDRYhg?si=uy9CNQMIl0rxDAyB&t=80

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]]> 3400 yes What Robbie Savage’s colleagues really think about him | Extra shot https://shows.acast.com/the-upshot-1/episodes/what-robbie-savages-colleagues-really-think-about-him-extra Download SAILY in your app store and use our code UPSHOT at checkout to get an exclusive 15% off your first purchase of an eSim! For further details go to https://saily.com/upshot   Welcome back to Extra Shot, our Thursday pod about the funniest stories in sport THIS WEEK. On the show today: Someone finally finishes Christian Horner off, Wimbledon tennis fans dirty protest and Matthijs De Ligt dumps his wife over her spiritual bullshit. Get the Upshot’s Oasis special right now when you join our Patreon: www.patreon.com/upshottowers?utm_source=shownotes (Sign up in your browser, not the patreon app - it’s cheaper). Links from the pod: NASCAR prayer: https://www.tiktok.com/@nbcsports/video/7509527555272166686 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Thu, 10 Jul 2025 04:00:00 -0000 What Robbie Savage’s colleagues really think about him | Extra shot full The Upshot Plus: Someone finally finishes Christian Horner off, Wimbledon tennis fans dirty protest and Matthijs De Ligt dumps his wife over her spiritual bullshit. Download SAILY in your app store and use our code UPSHOT at checkout to get an exclusive 15% off your first purchase of an eSim! For further details go to https://saily.com/upshot   Welcome back to Extra Shot, our Thursday pod about the funniest stories in sport THIS WEEK. On the show today: Someone finally finishes Christian Horner off, Wimbledon tennis fans dirty protest and Matthijs De Ligt dumps his wife over her spiritual bullshit. Get the Upshot’s Oasis special right now when you join our Patreon: www.patreon.com/upshottowers?utm_source=shownotes (Sign up in your browser, not the patreon app - it’s cheaper). Links from the pod: NASCAR prayer: https://www.tiktok.com/@nbcsports/video/7509527555272166686 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Download SAILY in your app store and use our code UPSHOT at checkout to get an exclusive 15% off your first purchase of an eSim! For further details go to https://saily.com/upshot  


Welcome back to Extra Shot, our Thursday pod about the funniest stories in sport THIS WEEK.


On the show today: Someone finally finishes Christian Horner off, Wimbledon tennis fans dirty protest and Matthijs De Ligt dumps his wife over her spiritual bullshit.


Get the Upshot’s Oasis special right now when you join our Patreon:


www.patreon.com/upshottowers?utm_source=shownotes


(Sign up in your browser, not the patreon app - it’s cheaper).


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NASCAR prayer: https://www.tiktok.com/@nbcsports/video/7509527555272166686

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]]> 3187 yes Novak Djokovic: magic potions and mafia car chases (with Josh Berry) | Part one https://shows.acast.com/the-upshot-1/episodes/novak-djokovic-magic-potions-and-mafia-car-chases-with-josh You don’t win 24 grand slams without going a little crazy.  Just ask Novak Djokovic. The Serbian sensation moves objects with his mind, sparks diplomatic feuds and sets a place for his dogs at the dinner table. From mafia car chases to spats with Agassi, meet the DJOKER…. Get part two RIGHT NOW when you join our Patreon: www.patreon.com/upshottowers Links from the pod: Guardian summary of Novak’s fruity views: https://www.theguardian.com/sport/blog/2020/apr/20/no-vaxx-djokovic-why-his-spiritual-world-view-can-have-a-dangerous-side Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Tue, 08 Jul 2025 04:00:00 -0000 Novak Djokovic: magic potions and mafia car chases (with Josh Berry) | Part one full The Upshot From mafia car chases to spats with Agassi, meet the DJOKER…. You don’t win 24 grand slams without going a little crazy.  Just ask Novak Djokovic. The Serbian sensation moves objects with his mind, sparks diplomatic feuds and sets a place for his dogs at the dinner table. From mafia car chases to spats with Agassi, meet the DJOKER…. Get part two RIGHT NOW when you join our Patreon: www.patreon.com/upshottowers Links from the pod: Guardian summary of Novak’s fruity views: https://www.theguardian.com/sport/blog/2020/apr/20/no-vaxx-djokovic-why-his-spiritual-world-view-can-have-a-dangerous-side Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices You don’t win 24 grand slams without going a little crazy. 


Just ask Novak Djokovic.


The Serbian sensation moves objects with his mind, sparks diplomatic feuds and sets a place for his dogs at the dinner table.


From mafia car chases to spats with Agassi, meet the DJOKER….


Get part two RIGHT NOW when you join our Patreon: www.patreon.com/upshottowers


Links from the pod:


Guardian summary of Novak’s fruity views: https://www.theguardian.com/sport/blog/2020/apr/20/no-vaxx-djokovic-why-his-spiritual-world-view-can-have-a-dangerous-side

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]]> 2833 yes Saudi football’s first sex scandal | Extra shot https://shows.acast.com/the-upshot-1/episodes/saudi-footballs-first-sex-scandal-extra-shot Welcome back to Extra Shot, our Thursday pod about the funniest stories in sport THIS WEEK. On the show today: Lazio’s knob-flashing eagle handler meets his end, Weston McKennie enrages the Italian nation and a Wembley hero caught poaching in Yorkshire Unlock the rusty door to Tuchel’s Dungeon, our patreon where we spill stories too spicy for the pod. Get an extra weekly episode right now plus extended cuts and no more pesky ads: www.patreon.com/upshottowers?utm_source=shownotes (Sign up in your browser, not the patreon app - it’s cheaper). Links from the pod: Jack Hinshelwood drunk in Bratislava airport: https://x.com/ryanadsett/status/1939221958962618510  Kian Harratt lobbing a chair in Ibiza scrap: https://x.com/The92Bible/status/1937808897341104298  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Thu, 03 Jul 2025 04:00:00 -0000 Saudi football’s first sex scandal | Extra shot full The Upshot Plus: Lazio’s knob-flashing eagle handler meets his end, Weston McKennie enrages the Italian nation and a Wembley hero caught poaching in Yorkshire Welcome back to Extra Shot, our Thursday pod about the funniest stories in sport THIS WEEK. On the show today: Lazio’s knob-flashing eagle handler meets his end, Weston McKennie enrages the Italian nation and a Wembley hero caught poaching in Yorkshire Unlock the rusty door to Tuchel’s Dungeon, our patreon where we spill stories too spicy for the pod. Get an extra weekly episode right now plus extended cuts and no more pesky ads: www.patreon.com/upshottowers?utm_source=shownotes (Sign up in your browser, not the patreon app - it’s cheaper). Links from the pod: Jack Hinshelwood drunk in Bratislava airport: https://x.com/ryanadsett/status/1939221958962618510  Kian Harratt lobbing a chair in Ibiza scrap: https://x.com/The92Bible/status/1937808897341104298  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Welcome back to Extra Shot, our Thursday pod about the funniest stories in sport THIS WEEK.


On the show today: Lazio’s knob-flashing eagle handler meets his end, Weston McKennie enrages the Italian nation and a Wembley hero caught poaching in Yorkshire


Unlock the rusty door to Tuchel’s Dungeon, our patreon where we spill stories too spicy for the pod. Get an extra weekly episode right now plus extended cuts and no more pesky ads:


www.patreon.com/upshottowers?utm_source=shownotes


(Sign up in your browser, not the patreon app - it’s cheaper).


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Jack Hinshelwood drunk in Bratislava airport: https://x.com/ryanadsett/status/1939221958962618510 


Kian Harratt lobbing a chair in Ibiza scrap: https://x.com/The92Bible/status/1937808897341104298 

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]]> 2815 yes Mark Bosnich: it was a joke and I’m so sorry (with The Grade Cricketer) https://shows.acast.com/the-upshot-1/episodes/mark-bosnich-it-was-a-joke-and-im-so-sorry-with-the-grade-cr Get tickets for The Grade Cricketer’s live shows :https://www.gradecricketer.com/live-shows  For a brief moment in the mid 90s, it looked like Mark Bosnich would become an Australian hero to match the likes of Shane Warne, Steve Irwin and Toadfish from Neighbours.  But then came the scandals. Nazi salutes. Sex tapes. Demolishing buffets in front of a horrified Alex Ferguson. From four day cocaine benders to waking up in jail on his wedding day, meet BOZZA… Support the pod and get a bonus episode every week when you join our Patreon: www.patreon.com/upshottowers Links from the pod: Bosnich’s defence of the Nazi salute: https://youtu.be/zU_rWzscilA?si=lUkUKz5IYr9RRT2g&t=47 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Tue, 01 Jul 2025 04:00:00 -0000 Mark Bosnich: it was a joke and I’m so sorry (with The Grade Cricketer) full The Upshot From four day cocaine benders to waking up in jail on his wedding day, meet BOZZA… Get tickets for The Grade Cricketer’s live shows :https://www.gradecricketer.com/live-shows  For a brief moment in the mid 90s, it looked like Mark Bosnich would become an Australian hero to match the likes of Shane Warne, Steve Irwin and Toadfish from Neighbours.  But then came the scandals. Nazi salutes. Sex tapes. Demolishing buffets in front of a horrified Alex Ferguson. From four day cocaine benders to waking up in jail on his wedding day, meet BOZZA… Support the pod and get a bonus episode every week when you join our Patreon: www.patreon.com/upshottowers Links from the pod: Bosnich’s defence of the Nazi salute: https://youtu.be/zU_rWzscilA?si=lUkUKz5IYr9RRT2g&t=47 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Get tickets for The Grade Cricketer’s live shows :https://www.gradecricketer.com/live-shows 


For a brief moment in the mid 90s, it looked like Mark Bosnich would become an Australian hero to match the likes of Shane Warne, Steve Irwin and Toadfish from Neighbours. 


But then came the scandals.


Nazi salutes. Sex tapes. Demolishing buffets in front of a horrified Alex Ferguson.


From four day cocaine benders to waking up in jail on his wedding day, meet BOZZA…


Support the pod and get a bonus episode every week when you join our Patreon: www.patreon.com/upshottowers


Links from the pod:


Bosnich’s defence of the Nazi salute: https://youtu.be/zU_rWzscilA?si=lUkUKz5IYr9RRT2g&t=47

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]]> 3300 yes We went dogging on Wimbledon Common https://shows.acast.com/the-upshot-1/episodes/we-went-dogging-on-wimbledon-common Welcome back to Extra Shot, our Thursday pod about the funniest stories in sport THIS WEEK. Live from Wimbledon Common, we investigate the dogging epidemic sweeping the All England Club Plus: Lamine Yamal jetskiing with pornstars, Erling Haaland’s teenage fantasy comes true, and Cruz Beckham turns on Brooklyn. Unlock the rusty door to Tuchel’s Dungeon, our patreon where we spill stories too spicy for the pod. Get an extra weekly episode right now plus extended cuts and no more pesky ads: www.patreon.com/upshottowers?utm_source=shownotes (Sign up in your browser, not the patreon app - it’s cheaper). Links from the pod: Cruz Beckham’s music: https://www.tiktok.com/@cruzbeckham/video/7518534447138917654?lang=en  Get 15% off and free shipping at manscaped.com  when you use code UPSHOT Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Thu, 26 Jun 2025 04:00:00 -0000 We went dogging on Wimbledon Common full The Upshot Plus: Lamine Yamal jetskiing with pornstars, Erling Haaland’s teenage fantasy comes true, and Cruz Beckham turns on Brooklyn. Welcome back to Extra Shot, our Thursday pod about the funniest stories in sport THIS WEEK. Live from Wimbledon Common, we investigate the dogging epidemic sweeping the All England Club Plus: Lamine Yamal jetskiing with pornstars, Erling Haaland’s teenage fantasy comes true, and Cruz Beckham turns on Brooklyn. Unlock the rusty door to Tuchel’s Dungeon, our patreon where we spill stories too spicy for the pod. Get an extra weekly episode right now plus extended cuts and no more pesky ads: www.patreon.com/upshottowers?utm_source=shownotes (Sign up in your browser, not the patreon app - it’s cheaper). Links from the pod: Cruz Beckham’s music: https://www.tiktok.com/@cruzbeckham/video/7518534447138917654?lang=en  Get 15% off and free shipping at manscaped.com  when you use code UPSHOT Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Welcome back to Extra Shot, our Thursday pod about the funniest stories in sport THIS WEEK.


Live from Wimbledon Common, we investigate the dogging epidemic sweeping the All England Club


Plus: Lamine Yamal jetskiing with pornstars, Erling Haaland’s teenage fantasy comes true, and Cruz Beckham turns on Brooklyn.


Unlock the rusty door to Tuchel’s Dungeon, our patreon where we spill stories too spicy for the pod. Get an extra weekly episode right now plus extended cuts and no more pesky ads:


www.patreon.com/upshottowers?utm_source=shownotes


(Sign up in your browser, not the patreon app - it’s cheaper).


Links from the pod:


Cruz Beckham’s music: https://www.tiktok.com/@cruzbeckham/video/7518534447138917654?lang=en 


Get 15% off and free shipping at manscaped.com  when you use code UPSHOT

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]]> 2911 yes Rio Ferdinand: he’s da soul snatcher (part two) https://shows.acast.com/the-upshot-1/episodes/rio-ferdinand-hes-da-soul-snatcher-part-two Support the pod and get a bonus episode every week when you join our Patreon: www.patreon.com/upshottowers When we left off, Rio had fled the sinking ship at Leeds and moved to the biggest club of them all. And our hero is about to experience the full glare of the spotlight, as he parties with P Diddy, gets branded a drug cheat and is stitched up by 10 different kiss n’ tells… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Tue, 24 Jun 2025 04:00:00 -0000 Rio Ferdinand: he’s da soul snatcher (part two) full The Upshot Our hero is about to experience the full glare of the spotlight, as he parties with P Diddy, gets branded a drug cheat and is stitched up by 10 different kiss n’ tells… Support the pod and get a bonus episode every week when you join our Patreon: www.patreon.com/upshottowers When we left off, Rio had fled the sinking ship at Leeds and moved to the biggest club of them all. And our hero is about to experience the full glare of the spotlight, as he parties with P Diddy, gets branded a drug cheat and is stitched up by 10 different kiss n’ tells… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Support the pod and get a bonus episode every week when you join our Patreon: www.patreon.com/upshottowers


When we left off, Rio had fled the sinking ship at Leeds and moved to the biggest club of them all.


And our hero is about to experience the full glare of the spotlight, as he parties with P Diddy, gets branded a drug cheat and is stitched up by 10 different kiss n’ tells…

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]]> 3063 yes Michael Carroll: the Lotto lout (patreon teaser) https://shows.acast.com/the-upshot-1/episodes/michael-carroll-the-lotto-lout-patreon-teaser Unlock the full episode and an extra hour of The Upshot every week at www.patreon.com/upshottowers (Do it in your browser, not the Patreon app - it's cheaper). In the mid naughties, Michael Caroll was public enemy number one. Over eight short years, Mad Mikey spunked his £10m lottery win on coke, fast cars and four day Roman orgies. But you can’t deny he had a fucking good time. From terrorising Christian discos to naked waitresses with cocaine canapes, meet the Lotto Lout… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Mon, 23 Jun 2025 04:00:00 -0000 Michael Carroll: the Lotto lout (patreon teaser) full The Upshot Unlock the full episode and an extra hour of The Upshot every week at www.patreon.com/upshottowers Unlock the full episode and an extra hour of The Upshot every week at www.patreon.com/upshottowers (Do it in your browser, not the Patreon app - it's cheaper). In the mid naughties, Michael Caroll was public enemy number one. Over eight short years, Mad Mikey spunked his £10m lottery win on coke, fast cars and four day Roman orgies. But you can’t deny he had a fucking good time. From terrorising Christian discos to naked waitresses with cocaine canapes, meet the Lotto Lout… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Unlock the full episode and an extra hour of The Upshot every week at www.patreon.com/upshottowers


(Do it in your browser, not the Patreon app - it's cheaper).


In the mid naughties, Michael Caroll was public enemy number one.


Over eight short years, Mad Mikey spunked his £10m lottery win on coke, fast cars and four day Roman orgies.


But you can’t deny he had a fucking good time.


From terrorising Christian discos to naked waitresses with cocaine canapes, meet the Lotto Lout…

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]]> 611 no The Scouse Hitler https://shows.acast.com/the-upshot-1/episodes/the-scouse-hitler Welcome back to Extra Shot, our Thursday pod about the funniest stories in sport THIS WEEK. On the pod today: Quincy Promes FINALLY arrested in Dubai, Rangers try to sign Mussolini’s grandson and did Joshua Zirkzee jizz his pants in Barbados? Unlock the rusty door to Tuchel’s Dungeon, our patreon where we spill stories too spicy for the pod. Get an extra weekly episode right now plus extended cuts and no more pesky ads: www.patreon.com/upshottowers?utm_source=shownotes (Sign up in your browser, not the patreon app - it’s cheaper). Links from the pod: Boca Juniors fans on a rollercoaster: https://x.com/MenInBlazers/status/1933896243022873053  Infantino taking a corner: https://www.instagram.com/p/DKj9uQ3O8xi/  Katie Price and Wayne Lineker flogging Supreme CBD: https://x.com/_DIGB/status/1935075113478557922  Joshua Zirkzee daggering: https://www.reddit.com/r/ManchesterUnited/comments/1l8qsv4/zirkzee/  British sumo wrestler: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c0lnedjkgr5o  Get 15% off and free shipping at manscaped.com  when you use code UPSHOT Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Thu, 19 Jun 2025 04:00:00 -0000 The Scouse Hitler full The Upshot Welcome back to Extra Shot, our Thursday pod about the funniest stories in sport THIS WEEK. On the show: Quincy Promes FINALLY arrested in Dubai, Rangers try to sign Mussolini’s grandson and did Joshua Zirkzee jizz his pants in Barbados? Welcome back to Extra Shot, our Thursday pod about the funniest stories in sport THIS WEEK. On the pod today: Quincy Promes FINALLY arrested in Dubai, Rangers try to sign Mussolini’s grandson and did Joshua Zirkzee jizz his pants in Barbados? Unlock the rusty door to Tuchel’s Dungeon, our patreon where we spill stories too spicy for the pod. Get an extra weekly episode right now plus extended cuts and no more pesky ads: www.patreon.com/upshottowers?utm_source=shownotes (Sign up in your browser, not the patreon app - it’s cheaper). Links from the pod: Boca Juniors fans on a rollercoaster: https://x.com/MenInBlazers/status/1933896243022873053  Infantino taking a corner: https://www.instagram.com/p/DKj9uQ3O8xi/  Katie Price and Wayne Lineker flogging Supreme CBD: https://x.com/_DIGB/status/1935075113478557922  Joshua Zirkzee daggering: https://www.reddit.com/r/ManchesterUnited/comments/1l8qsv4/zirkzee/  British sumo wrestler: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c0lnedjkgr5o  Get 15% off and free shipping at manscaped.com  when you use code UPSHOT Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Welcome back to Extra Shot, our Thursday pod about the funniest stories in sport THIS WEEK.


On the pod today: Quincy Promes FINALLY arrested in Dubai, Rangers try to sign Mussolini’s grandson and did Joshua Zirkzee jizz his pants in Barbados?


Unlock the rusty door to Tuchel’s Dungeon, our patreon where we spill stories too spicy for the pod. Get an extra weekly episode right now plus extended cuts and no more pesky ads:


www.patreon.com/upshottowers?utm_source=shownotes


(Sign up in your browser, not the patreon app - it’s cheaper).




Links from the pod:


Boca Juniors fans on a rollercoaster: https://x.com/MenInBlazers/status/1933896243022873053 


Infantino taking a corner: https://www.instagram.com/p/DKj9uQ3O8xi/ 


Katie Price and Wayne Lineker flogging Supreme CBD: https://x.com/_DIGB/status/1935075113478557922 


Joshua Zirkzee daggering: https://www.reddit.com/r/ManchesterUnited/comments/1l8qsv4/zirkzee/ 


British sumo wrestler: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c0lnedjkgr5o 


Get 15% off and free shipping at manscaped.com  when you use code UPSHOT

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]]> 3508 yes Rio Ferdinand: the geezers were going yeahhhhh (part one) https://shows.acast.com/the-upshot-1/episodes/rio-ferdinand-the-geezers-were-going-yeahhhhh-part-one Get part 2 instantly and support the pod when you join our Patreon: www.patreon.com/upshottowers With his Year 9 gags and hyperactive punditry, it’s easy to forget Rio Ferdinand was a Rolls Royce of a defender. But off the pitch, the wheels sometimes came off. He hospitalized beloved stewards, flogged fake Versace to teammates, and starred in sex tapes with Frank Lampard. From playing in the Premier League drunk to affairs with page 3 models, this is his story… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Tue, 17 Jun 2025 04:00:00 -0000 Rio Ferdinand: the geezers were going yeahhhhh (part one) full The Upshot He hospitalized beloved stewards, flogged fake Versace to teammates, and starred in sex tapes with Frank Lampard. From playing in the Premier League drunk to affairs with page 3 models, this is his story… Get part 2 instantly and support the pod when you join our Patreon: www.patreon.com/upshottowers With his Year 9 gags and hyperactive punditry, it’s easy to forget Rio Ferdinand was a Rolls Royce of a defender. But off the pitch, the wheels sometimes came off. He hospitalized beloved stewards, flogged fake Versace to teammates, and starred in sex tapes with Frank Lampard. From playing in the Premier League drunk to affairs with page 3 models, this is his story… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Get part 2 instantly and support the pod when you join our Patreon: www.patreon.com/upshottowers


With his Year 9 gags and hyperactive punditry, it’s easy to forget Rio Ferdinand was a Rolls Royce of a defender.


But off the pitch, the wheels sometimes came off.


He hospitalized beloved stewards, flogged fake Versace to teammates, and starred in sex tapes with Frank Lampard.


From playing in the Premier League drunk to affairs with page 3 models, this is his story…

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]]> 3242 yes Quincy Promes is coming home https://shows.acast.com/the-upshot-1/episodes/quincy-promes-is-coming-home On the pod today: Drug smuggling Arsenal strikers, Arctic Monkeys trash the Emirates and a Mexican poisoning scandal... Unlock the rusty door to Tuchel’s Dungeon, our patreon where we spill stories too spicy for the pod. Get an extra weekly episode right now plus extended cuts and no more pesky ads: www.patreon.com/upshottowers?utm_source=shownotes (Sign up in your browser, not the patreon app - it’s cheaper). Links from the show: Dad pretending to score in front of the Kop - https://www.instagram.com/p/DKo2bensyrI/  Dreadlock holiday - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fUNTk5xsxk4 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Thu, 12 Jun 2025 04:00:00 -0000 Quincy Promes is coming home full The Upshot Plus: Drug smuggling Arsenal strikers, Arctic Monkeys trash the Emirates and a Mexican poisoning scandal... On the pod today: Drug smuggling Arsenal strikers, Arctic Monkeys trash the Emirates and a Mexican poisoning scandal... Unlock the rusty door to Tuchel’s Dungeon, our patreon where we spill stories too spicy for the pod. Get an extra weekly episode right now plus extended cuts and no more pesky ads: www.patreon.com/upshottowers?utm_source=shownotes (Sign up in your browser, not the patreon app - it’s cheaper). Links from the show: Dad pretending to score in front of the Kop - https://www.instagram.com/p/DKo2bensyrI/  Dreadlock holiday - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fUNTk5xsxk4 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices On the pod today: Drug smuggling Arsenal strikers, Arctic Monkeys trash the Emirates and a Mexican poisoning scandal...


Unlock the rusty door to Tuchel’s Dungeon, our patreon where we spill stories too spicy for the pod.


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Dad pretending to score in front of the Kop - https://www.instagram.com/p/DKo2bensyrI/ 


Dreadlock holiday - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fUNTk5xsxk4

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]]> 2897 yes Spice Boys: Liverpool’s naughty 90s https://shows.acast.com/the-upshot-1/episodes/spice-boys-liverpools-naughty-90s Support the pod and unlock an extended cut and exclusive weekly patreon episode: www.patreon.com/upshottowers These days, Liverpool are a well oiled football machine. But back in the mid-90s, the likes of Robbie Fowler, Jamie Redknapp and Razor Ruddock were the ultimate Premier League playboys. They dated Page 3 girls, necked 25 pints after matches and pissed themselves to ward off defenders. From shagging the manager’s daughter to guzzling 212 steak and kidney pies a year, meet the Spice Boys… Links from the pod: Louise’s One Kiss from Heaven video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ITBvflS2KBs&t=119s Fowler snorting celebration: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E36FJk4OQaw  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Tue, 10 Jun 2025 04:00:00 -0000 Spice Boys: Liverpool’s naughty 90s full The Upshot From shagging the manager’s daughter to guzzling 212 steak and kidney pies a year, meet the Spice Boys… Support the pod and unlock an extended cut and exclusive weekly patreon episode: www.patreon.com/upshottowers These days, Liverpool are a well oiled football machine. But back in the mid-90s, the likes of Robbie Fowler, Jamie Redknapp and Razor Ruddock were the ultimate Premier League playboys. They dated Page 3 girls, necked 25 pints after matches and pissed themselves to ward off defenders. From shagging the manager’s daughter to guzzling 212 steak and kidney pies a year, meet the Spice Boys… Links from the pod: Louise’s One Kiss from Heaven video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ITBvflS2KBs&t=119s Fowler snorting celebration: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E36FJk4OQaw  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Support the pod and unlock an extended cut and exclusive weekly patreon episode: www.patreon.com/upshottowers


These days, Liverpool are a well oiled football machine.


But back in the mid-90s, the likes of Robbie Fowler, Jamie Redknapp and Razor Ruddock were the ultimate Premier League playboys.


They dated Page 3 girls, necked 25 pints after matches and pissed themselves to ward off defenders.


From shagging the manager’s daughter to guzzling 212 steak and kidney pies a year, meet the Spice Boys…


Links from the pod:


Louise’s One Kiss from Heaven video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ITBvflS2KBs&t=119s


Fowler snorting celebration: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E36FJk4OQaw 

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]]> 4254 yes Salt Bae kicked out of the Champions League afterparty https://shows.acast.com/the-upshot-1/episodes/salt-bae-kicked-out-of-the-champions-league-afterparty Unlock the rusty door to Tuchel’s Dungeon, our patreon where we spill stories too spicy for the pod. Get an extra weekly episode right now plus extended cuts and no more pesky ads: www.patreon.com/upshottowers?utm_source=shownotes (Sign up in your browser, not the patreon app - it’s cheaper). On the pod today: The former Villa midfielder who hospitalised two teenage players after bursting into their dressing room drunk. Plus: Ian Rush’s score-settling musical, Man United’s miserable summer holiday and Eric Cantona’s  Links from the pod: Guam FA chief asleep on Zoom call: https://x.com/UpshotTowers/status/1605537356316131328  Rasputin’s cock in a jar: https://easycomeseasygoes.blogspot.com/2011/08/rasputins-legendary-13-inches-penis-on.html  Napoleon’s cock in a box: https://images.app.goo.gl/HkMikhU2L8BomBSR7  Jack after Glastonbury: https://images.app.goo.gl/UHPTNtknVUQqZKzh9  Luke Littler lookalike pizza advert: https://x.com/mcOOey/status/1929182488091414641  Get 15% off and free shipping at manscaped.com  when you use code UPSHOT Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Thu, 05 Jun 2025 04:00:00 -0000 Salt Bae kicked out of the Champions League afterparty full The Upshot Plus: Gangland hits on cage fighting bank robbers and a darts legend’s gory treat for his wife Unlock the rusty door to Tuchel’s Dungeon, our patreon where we spill stories too spicy for the pod. Get an extra weekly episode right now plus extended cuts and no more pesky ads: www.patreon.com/upshottowers?utm_source=shownotes (Sign up in your browser, not the patreon app - it’s cheaper). On the pod today: The former Villa midfielder who hospitalised two teenage players after bursting into their dressing room drunk. Plus: Ian Rush’s score-settling musical, Man United’s miserable summer holiday and Eric Cantona’s  Links from the pod: Guam FA chief asleep on Zoom call: https://x.com/UpshotTowers/status/1605537356316131328  Rasputin’s cock in a jar: https://easycomeseasygoes.blogspot.com/2011/08/rasputins-legendary-13-inches-penis-on.html  Napoleon’s cock in a box: https://images.app.goo.gl/HkMikhU2L8BomBSR7  Jack after Glastonbury: https://images.app.goo.gl/UHPTNtknVUQqZKzh9  Luke Littler lookalike pizza advert: https://x.com/mcOOey/status/1929182488091414641  Get 15% off and free shipping at manscaped.com  when you use code UPSHOT Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Unlock the rusty door to Tuchel’s Dungeon, our patreon where we spill stories too spicy for the pod. Get an extra weekly episode right now plus extended cuts and no more pesky ads:


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On the pod today: The former Villa midfielder who hospitalised two teenage players after bursting into their dressing room drunk.


Plus: Ian Rush’s score-settling musical, Man United’s miserable summer holiday and Eric Cantona’s 


Links from the pod:


Guam FA chief asleep on Zoom call: https://x.com/UpshotTowers/status/1605537356316131328 


Rasputin’s cock in a jar: https://easycomeseasygoes.blogspot.com/2011/08/rasputins-legendary-13-inches-penis-on.html 


Napoleon’s cock in a box: https://images.app.goo.gl/HkMikhU2L8BomBSR7 


Jack after Glastonbury: https://images.app.goo.gl/UHPTNtknVUQqZKzh9 


Luke Littler lookalike pizza advert: https://x.com/mcOOey/status/1929182488091414641 


Get 15% off and free shipping at manscaped.com  when you use code UPSHOT

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]]> 3529 yes Drug lord midfielders and strikers sold for sausages: The Upshot v Rest of the World https://shows.acast.com/the-upshot-1/episodes/drug-lord-midfielders-and-strikers-sold-for-sausages-the-ups With special guest Paul Watson. Listen to the Sweeper Pod: https://linktr.ee/sweeperpod  With its vapid commercialism and unhinged fans, it’s easy to lose faith in modern football. But venture beyond the major leagues, and you’ll find the freewheeling chaos that once made it great. They pick drug lords in midfield, blame ghosts for their sex scandals and sell stars for sausage meat. Dig out your passport for the weirdest stories in world football… Support the pod and unlock an extended cut and exclusive weekly patreon episode: www.patreon.com/upshottowers Links from the pod: Harry Redknapp Jordan interview: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OT8BQxC8_ok Man blocks camera during Uganda v Mali: https://cdn.standardmedia.co.ke/images/tuesday/pojw8adi0wbax961372c9a50862.jpg Zamalek fans make sad face: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FslIguBWYAIpq-Q.jpg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Tue, 03 Jun 2025 04:00:00 -0000 Drug lord midfielders and strikers sold for sausages: The Upshot v Rest of the World full The Upshot They pick drug lords in midfield, blame ghosts for their sex scandals and sell stars for sausage meat. Dig out your passport for the weirdest stories in world football… With special guest Paul Watson. Listen to the Sweeper Pod: https://linktr.ee/sweeperpod  With its vapid commercialism and unhinged fans, it’s easy to lose faith in modern football. But venture beyond the major leagues, and you’ll find the freewheeling chaos that once made it great. They pick drug lords in midfield, blame ghosts for their sex scandals and sell stars for sausage meat. Dig out your passport for the weirdest stories in world football… Support the pod and unlock an extended cut and exclusive weekly patreon episode: www.patreon.com/upshottowers Links from the pod: Harry Redknapp Jordan interview: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OT8BQxC8_ok Man blocks camera during Uganda v Mali: https://cdn.standardmedia.co.ke/images/tuesday/pojw8adi0wbax961372c9a50862.jpg Zamalek fans make sad face: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FslIguBWYAIpq-Q.jpg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices With special guest Paul Watson.


Listen to the Sweeper Pod: https://linktr.ee/sweeperpod 


With its vapid commercialism and unhinged fans, it’s easy to lose faith in modern football.


But venture beyond the major leagues, and you’ll find the freewheeling chaos that once made it great.


They pick drug lords in midfield, blame ghosts for their sex scandals and sell stars for sausage meat.


Dig out your passport for the weirdest stories in world football…


Support the pod and unlock an extended cut and exclusive weekly patreon episode: www.patreon.com/upshottowers


Links from the pod:


Harry Redknapp Jordan interview: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OT8BQxC8_ok


Man blocks camera during Uganda v Mali: https://cdn.standardmedia.co.ke/images/tuesday/pojw8adi0wbax961372c9a50862.jpg


Zamalek fans make sad face: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FslIguBWYAIpq-Q.jpg

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]]> 3921 yes A drunken dressing room scrap with two teenagers https://shows.acast.com/the-upshot-1/episodes/a-drunken-dressing-room-scrap-with-two-teenagers Unlock the rusty door to Tuchel’s Dungeon, our patreon where we spill stories too spicy for the pod. Get an extra weekly episode right now plus extended cuts and no more pesky ads: www.patreon.com/upshottowers?utm_source=shownotes (Sign up in your browser, not the patreon app - it’s cheaper). On the pod today: The former Villa midfielder who hospitalised two teenage players after bursting into their dressing room drunk. Plus: Ian Rush’s score-settling musical, Man United’s miserable summer holiday and Eric Cantona’s  Links from the pod: United Strand letting his hair dry: https://www.instagram.com/p/DJ_4nDLojxo/ Ian Rush musical: https://bsky.app/profile/uglygame.bsky.social/post/3lplt3vmixc2l Ian Rush musical explained: https://theuglygame.wordpress.com/2025/05/21/they-never-called-old-rushie-back-no-mate-to-mate-hello/ Ian Rush in the bath: https://icdn.empireofthekop.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/12/Screenshot-2021-12-27-7.17.44-AM-768x384.jpg  Get 15% off and free shipping at manscaped.com  when you use code UPSHOT Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Thu, 29 May 2025 04:00:00 -0000 A drunken dressing room scrap with two teenagers full The Upshot The former Villa midfielder who hospitalised two teenage players after bursting into their dressing room drunk. Plus: Ian Rush’s score-settling musical and Man United’s miserable summer holiday. Unlock the rusty door to Tuchel’s Dungeon, our patreon where we spill stories too spicy for the pod. Get an extra weekly episode right now plus extended cuts and no more pesky ads: www.patreon.com/upshottowers?utm_source=shownotes (Sign up in your browser, not the patreon app - it’s cheaper). On the pod today: The former Villa midfielder who hospitalised two teenage players after bursting into their dressing room drunk. Plus: Ian Rush’s score-settling musical, Man United’s miserable summer holiday and Eric Cantona’s  Links from the pod: United Strand letting his hair dry: https://www.instagram.com/p/DJ_4nDLojxo/ Ian Rush musical: https://bsky.app/profile/uglygame.bsky.social/post/3lplt3vmixc2l Ian Rush musical explained: https://theuglygame.wordpress.com/2025/05/21/they-never-called-old-rushie-back-no-mate-to-mate-hello/ Ian Rush in the bath: https://icdn.empireofthekop.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/12/Screenshot-2021-12-27-7.17.44-AM-768x384.jpg  Get 15% off and free shipping at manscaped.com  when you use code UPSHOT Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Unlock the rusty door to Tuchel’s Dungeon, our patreon where we spill stories too spicy for the pod. Get an extra weekly episode right now plus extended cuts and no more pesky ads:


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On the pod today: The former Villa midfielder who hospitalised two teenage players after bursting into their dressing room drunk.


Plus: Ian Rush’s score-settling musical, Man United’s miserable summer holiday and Eric Cantona’s 


Links from the pod:


United Strand letting his hair dry: https://www.instagram.com/p/DJ_4nDLojxo/


Ian Rush musical: https://bsky.app/profile/uglygame.bsky.social/post/3lplt3vmixc2l


Ian Rush musical explained: https://theuglygame.wordpress.com/2025/05/21/they-never-called-old-rushie-back-no-mate-to-mate-hello/


Ian Rush in the bath: https://icdn.empireofthekop.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/12/Screenshot-2021-12-27-7.17.44-AM-768x384.jpg 


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]]> 3272 yes Bank robbers and porn kings: football’s craziest owners https://shows.acast.com/the-upshot-1/episodes/bank-robbers-and-porn-kings-footballs-craziest-ownersfrom-ea With special guest Kieran Maguire Support the pod and unlock an extended cut and exclusive weekly patreon episode: www.patreon.com/upshottowers From East End porn kings to South American bank robbers, football's biggest clubs have been run by some absolute wrong'uns. They burned down stadiums, smuggled cocaine and started themselves up front for crunch cup ties. Meet football's craziest owners… Unlock the rusty door to Tuchel’s Dungeon, our patreon where we spill stories too spicy for the pod. Get an extra weekly episode right now plus extended cuts and no more pesky ads: www.patreon.com/upshottowers?utm_source=shownotes Links from the pod: Stoyle Manolov: https://x.com/SundayShoutsFC/status/1529092232564858881  Ronnie Brunswijk: -https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=195443586020909 Barry Fry: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N4Nbc5zNr5o Laurence Bassini on Talksport: https://x.com/talkSPORT/status/1545364774262808578 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Tue, 27 May 2025 12:04:19 -0000 Bank robbers and porn kings: football’s craziest owners full The Upshot From East End porn kings to South American bank robbers, meet football's wildest owners… With special guest Kieran Maguire Support the pod and unlock an extended cut and exclusive weekly patreon episode: www.patreon.com/upshottowers From East End porn kings to South American bank robbers, football's biggest clubs have been run by some absolute wrong'uns. They burned down stadiums, smuggled cocaine and started themselves up front for crunch cup ties. Meet football's craziest owners… Unlock the rusty door to Tuchel’s Dungeon, our patreon where we spill stories too spicy for the pod. Get an extra weekly episode right now plus extended cuts and no more pesky ads: www.patreon.com/upshottowers?utm_source=shownotes Links from the pod: Stoyle Manolov: https://x.com/SundayShoutsFC/status/1529092232564858881  Ronnie Brunswijk: -https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=195443586020909 Barry Fry: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N4Nbc5zNr5o Laurence Bassini on Talksport: https://x.com/talkSPORT/status/1545364774262808578 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices With special guest Kieran Maguire


Support the pod and unlock an extended cut and exclusive weekly patreon episode: www.patreon.com/upshottowers

From East End porn kings to South American bank robbers, football's biggest clubs have been run by some absolute wrong'uns.


They burned down stadiums, smuggled cocaine and started themselves up front for crunch cup ties.


Meet football's craziest owners…



Unlock the rusty door to Tuchel’s Dungeon, our patreon where we spill stories too spicy for the pod. Get an extra weekly episode right now plus extended cuts and no more pesky ads:


www.patreon.com/upshottowers?utm_source=shownotes



Links from the pod:


Stoyle Manolov: https://x.com/SundayShoutsFC/status/1529092232564858881 


Ronnie Brunswijk: -https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=195443586020909


Barry Fry: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N4Nbc5zNr5o


Laurence Bassini on Talksport: https://x.com/talkSPORT/status/1545364774262808578

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]]> 4150 yes Kieran Trippier’s strip club stitch up https://shows.acast.com/the-upshot-1/episodes/kieran-trippiers-strip-club-stitch-up Unlock the rusty door to Tuchel’s Dungeon, our patreon where we spill stories too spicy for the pod. Get an extra weekly episode right now plus extended cuts and no more pesky ads: www.patreon.com/upshottowers?utm_source=shownotes (Sign up in your browser, not the patreon app - it’s cheaper). Plus: Steven Gerrard’s miracle water startup  and the World’s Strongest Man is rocked by a sex scandal Get 15% off and free shipping at manscaped.com when you use code UPSHOT Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Thu, 22 May 2025 04:00:00 -0000 Kieran Trippier’s strip club stitch up full The Upshot Plus: Steven Gerrard’s miracle water startup and the World’s Strongest Man is rocked by a sex scandal Unlock the rusty door to Tuchel’s Dungeon, our patreon where we spill stories too spicy for the pod. Get an extra weekly episode right now plus extended cuts and no more pesky ads: www.patreon.com/upshottowers?utm_source=shownotes (Sign up in your browser, not the patreon app - it’s cheaper). Plus: Steven Gerrard’s miracle water startup  and the World’s Strongest Man is rocked by a sex scandal Get 15% off and free shipping at manscaped.com when you use code UPSHOT Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Unlock the rusty door to Tuchel’s Dungeon, our patreon where we spill stories too spicy for the pod. Get an extra weekly episode right now plus extended cuts and no more pesky ads:


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(Sign up in your browser, not the patreon app - it’s cheaper).


Plus: Steven Gerrard’s miracle water startup  and the World’s Strongest Man is rocked by a sex scandal


Get 15% off and free shipping at manscaped.com when you use code UPSHOT

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]]> 3441 yes Gary and Wayne Lineker: naughty and nice https://shows.acast.com/the-upshot-1/episodes/gary-and-wayne-lineker-naughty-and-nice Leicester Market, 1974. A old lady in a tartan headscarf haggles over a knobbly turnip with two cheeky chappies. But little does the veg-hunting gran know, one of these young lads will reach the pinnacle of his field, delighting hordes of drunken brits and bedding hundreds of women in the process. And the other boy? Well, that was Gary Lineker. From dogging down country lanes to breaking out of prison in a limo, this is the story of the brothers Lineker… Links from the pod: Working on the veg stall: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZbDxmmtgqc  Gary Lineker drives a Fiat: https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQasfuGaKx3VvMUiqeDjGIzRRmaBrC-GUbU7w&sz Hat trick in first clasico: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VGieB5_avOo Missed panenka: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S2-Nkc8-Kig  Brass Eye paedogeddon: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RcU7FaEEzNU  Ocean Beach Club: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M7YnsawP0mQ&t=2s Shufflin launch party: https://youtu.be/MnnYUxwT3CY?si=dFbk0Smo6CY78adP&t=40 Queen tribute: https://x.com/ichlugebullets/status/1568317330945343489 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Tue, 20 May 2025 04:00:00 -0000 Gary and Wayne Lineker: naughty and nice full The Upshot From dogging down country lanes to breaking out of prison in a limo, this is the story of the brothers Lineker… Leicester Market, 1974. A old lady in a tartan headscarf haggles over a knobbly turnip with two cheeky chappies. But little does the veg-hunting gran know, one of these young lads will reach the pinnacle of his field, delighting hordes of drunken brits and bedding hundreds of women in the process. And the other boy? Well, that was Gary Lineker. From dogging down country lanes to breaking out of prison in a limo, this is the story of the brothers Lineker… Links from the pod: Working on the veg stall: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZbDxmmtgqc  Gary Lineker drives a Fiat: https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQasfuGaKx3VvMUiqeDjGIzRRmaBrC-GUbU7w&sz Hat trick in first clasico: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VGieB5_avOo Missed panenka: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S2-Nkc8-Kig  Brass Eye paedogeddon: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RcU7FaEEzNU  Ocean Beach Club: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M7YnsawP0mQ&t=2s Shufflin launch party: https://youtu.be/MnnYUxwT3CY?si=dFbk0Smo6CY78adP&t=40 Queen tribute: https://x.com/ichlugebullets/status/1568317330945343489 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Leicester Market, 1974. A old lady in a tartan headscarf haggles over a knobbly turnip with two cheeky chappies.


But little does the veg-hunting gran know, one of these young lads will reach the pinnacle of his field, delighting hordes of drunken brits and bedding hundreds of women in the process.


And the other boy? Well, that was Gary Lineker.


From dogging down country lanes to breaking out of prison in a limo, this is the story of the brothers Lineker…


Links from the pod:


Working on the veg stall: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZbDxmmtgqc 


Gary Lineker drives a Fiat: https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQasfuGaKx3VvMUiqeDjGIzRRmaBrC-GUbU7w&sz


Hat trick in first clasico: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VGieB5_avOo


Missed panenka: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S2-Nkc8-Kig 


Brass Eye paedogeddon: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RcU7FaEEzNU 


Ocean Beach Club:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M7YnsawP0mQ&t=2s


Shufflin launch party: https://youtu.be/MnnYUxwT3CY?si=dFbk0Smo6CY78adP&t=40


Queen tribute: https://x.com/ichlugebullets/status/1568317330945343489

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]]> 4250 yes Arne Slot on the sesh in Ibiza https://shows.acast.com/the-upshot-1/episodes/arne-slot-on-the-sesh-in-ibiza Unlock the rusty door to Tuchel’s Dungeon, our patreon where we spill stories too spicy for the pod. Get an extra weekly episode right now plus extended cuts and no more pesky ads: www.patreon.com/upshottowers?utm_source=shownotes (Sign up in your browser, not the patreon app - it’s cheaper). On the show today: Michael van gerwen’s backstage brawl and did Villa legend JLloyd Samuel fake his own death? Get 15% off and free shipping at manscaped.com  when you use code UPSHOT Links from the pod: Virat Kohli pimple ad: https://x.com/UpshotTowers/status/1437370482257379329?utm_source=www.upshot.email&utm_medium=newsletter&utm_campaign=walking-like-a-dude-feeling-all-cool Bellichik interview: https://youtu.be/_oRmlLbpepo?si=CBKRT4XOS_mQRpz8&t=14 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Thu, 15 May 2025 04:00:00 -0000 Arne Slot on the sesh in Ibiza full The Upshot Plus: Michael van Gerwen’s backstage brawl and did Villa legend Jlloyd Samuel fake his own death? Unlock the rusty door to Tuchel’s Dungeon, our patreon where we spill stories too spicy for the pod. Get an extra weekly episode right now plus extended cuts and no more pesky ads: www.patreon.com/upshottowers?utm_source=shownotes (Sign up in your browser, not the patreon app - it’s cheaper). On the show today: Michael van gerwen’s backstage brawl and did Villa legend JLloyd Samuel fake his own death? Get 15% off and free shipping at manscaped.com  when you use code UPSHOT Links from the pod: Virat Kohli pimple ad: https://x.com/UpshotTowers/status/1437370482257379329?utm_source=www.upshot.email&utm_medium=newsletter&utm_campaign=walking-like-a-dude-feeling-all-cool Bellichik interview: https://youtu.be/_oRmlLbpepo?si=CBKRT4XOS_mQRpz8&t=14 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Unlock the rusty door to Tuchel’s Dungeon, our patreon where we spill stories too spicy for the pod. Get an extra weekly episode right now plus extended cuts and no more pesky ads:


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On the show today: Michael van gerwen’s backstage brawl and did Villa legend JLloyd Samuel fake his own death?


Get 15% off and free shipping at manscaped.com  when you use code UPSHOT


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Virat Kohli pimple ad: https://x.com/UpshotTowers/status/1437370482257379329?utm_source=www.upshot.email&utm_medium=newsletter&utm_campaign=walking-like-a-dude-feeling-all-cool


Bellichik interview: https://youtu.be/_oRmlLbpepo?si=CBKRT4XOS_mQRpz8&t=14

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]]> 3036 yes Ryan Giggs: he was always a dirty dog (part two) https://shows.acast.com/the-upshot-1/episodes/ryan-giggs-he-was-always-a-dirty-dog-part-two Welcome to part two of the Giggs saga, as we devour the juicy details of a bombshell family sex scandal, Ryan embarks on a career as a poet, and we ask the big question… who’s worse: Ryan or Rhodri? Links from the pod: Sunday Herald Ryan Giggs frontpage: https://images.app.goo.gl/1rvnCWj2TPCH3Mah6  Ryan Giggs named in parliament: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HWEEiz19LSI  BBC media lawyer names him again: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TDvKFO1k0bs&t=34s  Rhodri’s Paddy Power advert: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cBlkxsbtlgw  Rhodri on Good Morning Britain: https://youtu.be/zrWeB5obIuQ?si=gCJtorH0_xN-zrOS&t=20  Ryan’s horrible purple mansion: https://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/8326862/ryan-giggs-selling-mansion-after-divorce/  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Tue, 13 May 2025 04:00:00 -0000 Ryan Giggs: he was always a dirty dog (part two) full The Upshot We devour the juicy details of a bombshell family sex scandal, and Ryan embarks on a career as a poet. Welcome to part two of the Giggs saga, as we devour the juicy details of a bombshell family sex scandal, Ryan embarks on a career as a poet, and we ask the big question… who’s worse: Ryan or Rhodri? Links from the pod: Sunday Herald Ryan Giggs frontpage: https://images.app.goo.gl/1rvnCWj2TPCH3Mah6  Ryan Giggs named in parliament: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HWEEiz19LSI  BBC media lawyer names him again: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TDvKFO1k0bs&t=34s  Rhodri’s Paddy Power advert: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cBlkxsbtlgw  Rhodri on Good Morning Britain: https://youtu.be/zrWeB5obIuQ?si=gCJtorH0_xN-zrOS&t=20  Ryan’s horrible purple mansion: https://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/8326862/ryan-giggs-selling-mansion-after-divorce/  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Welcome to part two of the Giggs saga, as we devour the juicy details of a bombshell family sex scandal, Ryan embarks on a career as a poet, and we ask the big question… who’s worse: Ryan or Rhodri?


Links from the pod:


Sunday Herald Ryan Giggs frontpage: https://images.app.goo.gl/1rvnCWj2TPCH3Mah6 


Ryan Giggs named in parliament: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HWEEiz19LSI 


BBC media lawyer names him again: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TDvKFO1k0bs&t=34s 


Rhodri’s Paddy Power advert: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cBlkxsbtlgw 


Rhodri on Good Morning Britain: https://youtu.be/zrWeB5obIuQ?si=gCJtorH0_xN-zrOS&t=20 


Ryan’s horrible purple mansion: https://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/8326862/ryan-giggs-selling-mansion-after-divorce/ 

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]]> 3153 yes Adolescence star Stephen Graham’s referee meltdown https://shows.acast.com/the-upshot-1/episodes/adolescence-star-stephen-grahams-referee-meltdown Unlock the rusty door to Tuchel’s Dungeon, our patreon where we spill stories too spicy for the pod. Get an extra weekly episode right now plus extended cuts and no more pesky ads: www.patreon.com/upshottowers?utm_source=shownotes (Sign up in your browser, not the patreon app - it’s cheaper). On the show today: Furious neighbours spoil David Beckham’s birthday bash, Glen Johnson’s nicking toilet seats and Dutch football’s crime wave has a new villain. Get 15% off and free shipping at manscaped.com when you use code UPSHOT Links from the pod: Luke Littler being rude to girls: https://x.com/AFC_Iddy/status/1916919883578647002  Ian Brightwell at an Icke event: https://dispatch-media.com/email/f43bf57f-1ebb-4ee8-99cf-0691b79bdb2d/?ref=dispatch-article-newsletter Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Thu, 08 May 2025 04:00:00 -0000 Adolescence star Stephen Graham’s referee meltdown full The Upshot On the show today: Furious neighbours spoil David Beckham’s birthday bash, Glen Johnson’s nicking toilet seats and Dutch football’s crime wave has a new villain. Unlock the rusty door to Tuchel’s Dungeon, our patreon where we spill stories too spicy for the pod. Get an extra weekly episode right now plus extended cuts and no more pesky ads: www.patreon.com/upshottowers?utm_source=shownotes (Sign up in your browser, not the patreon app - it’s cheaper). On the show today: Furious neighbours spoil David Beckham’s birthday bash, Glen Johnson’s nicking toilet seats and Dutch football’s crime wave has a new villain. Get 15% off and free shipping at manscaped.com when you use code UPSHOT Links from the pod: Luke Littler being rude to girls: https://x.com/AFC_Iddy/status/1916919883578647002  Ian Brightwell at an Icke event: https://dispatch-media.com/email/f43bf57f-1ebb-4ee8-99cf-0691b79bdb2d/?ref=dispatch-article-newsletter Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Unlock the rusty door to Tuchel’s Dungeon, our patreon where we spill stories too spicy for the pod. Get an extra weekly episode right now plus extended cuts and no more pesky ads:


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On the show today: Furious neighbours spoil David Beckham’s birthday bash, Glen Johnson’s nicking toilet seats and Dutch football’s crime wave has a new villain.


Get 15% off and free shipping at manscaped.com when you use code UPSHOT


Links from the pod:


Luke Littler being rude to girls: https://x.com/AFC_Iddy/status/1916919883578647002 


Ian Brightwell at an Icke event: https://dispatch-media.com/email/f43bf57f-1ebb-4ee8-99cf-0691b79bdb2d/?ref=dispatch-article-newsletter

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]]> 3644 yes Ryan Giggs: I scored first bruv (part one) https://shows.acast.com/the-upshot-1/episodes/ryan-giggs-i-scored-first-bruv-part-one Get part two instantly when you sign up for our Patreon: www.patreon.com/upshottowers?utm_source=ogshownotes Ryan Giggs was once nestled snugly between David Attenbrough and Sir Trevor McDonald in the pantheon of national treasures. But in the space of six short weeks, it all came crumbling down. As Fergie’s golden boy was unmasked as Britain's dirtiest dog.  Looking back, the clues had been there all along. From petrol bombs through the letterbox to black eyes at the treble party, this is the story of the Welsh Wanderer… Links from the pod: Famous goal against Arsenal in 99: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=axr4kogUXY4 Sets up Teddy Sheringham’s equaliser in Champions League final:https://youtu.be/1yON3ySblWQ?si=MRfT2bLMZhTUwXgN&t=1060 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Tue, 06 May 2025 04:00:00 -0000 Ryan Giggs: I scored first bruv (part one) full The Upshot From petrol bombs through the letterbox to black eyes at the treble party, this is the story of the Welsh Wanderer… Get part two instantly when you sign up for our Patreon: www.patreon.com/upshottowers?utm_source=ogshownotes Ryan Giggs was once nestled snugly between David Attenbrough and Sir Trevor McDonald in the pantheon of national treasures. But in the space of six short weeks, it all came crumbling down. As Fergie’s golden boy was unmasked as Britain's dirtiest dog.  Looking back, the clues had been there all along. From petrol bombs through the letterbox to black eyes at the treble party, this is the story of the Welsh Wanderer… Links from the pod: Famous goal against Arsenal in 99: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=axr4kogUXY4 Sets up Teddy Sheringham’s equaliser in Champions League final:https://youtu.be/1yON3ySblWQ?si=MRfT2bLMZhTUwXgN&t=1060 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Get part two instantly when you sign up for our Patreon: www.patreon.com/upshottowers?utm_source=ogshownotes


Ryan Giggs was once nestled snugly between David Attenbrough and Sir Trevor McDonald in the pantheon of national treasures.


But in the space of six short weeks, it all came crumbling down.


As Fergie’s golden boy was unmasked as Britain's dirtiest dog. 


Looking back, the clues had been there all along.


From petrol bombs through the letterbox to black eyes at the treble party, this is the story of the Welsh Wanderer…


Links from the pod:


Famous goal against Arsenal in 99: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=axr4kogUXY4


Sets up Teddy Sheringham’s equaliser in Champions League final:https://youtu.be/1yON3ySblWQ?si=MRfT2bLMZhTUwXgN&t=1060


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]]> 2882 yes Cole Palmer’s Dubai dealer and bong hits at the NFL draft https://shows.acast.com/the-upshot-1/episodes/cole-palmers-dubai-dealer-and-bong-hits-at-the-nfl-draft Unlock the rusty door to Tuchel’s Dungeon, our patreon where we spill stories too spicy for the pod. Get an extra weekly episode right now plus extended cuts and no more pesky ads: www.patreon.com/upshottowers?utm_source=shownotes (Sign up in your browser, not the patreon app - it’s cheaper). On the show today: Chris Eubank’s getting fruity again and Celtic captain guzzling deep fried pizzas before a big final. Get 20% off and free shipping at Manscaped.com when you use code UPSHOT Links from the pod: Cole Palmer sprinting out of Stamford Bridge: https://x.com/CFCPys/status/1916159833029386279  Kalvin Phillips shoes: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FPaSKutaUAg6kGn.jpg Chris Eubank at his son’s fight: https://x.com/HappyPunch/status/1916495631373230245 Youth Hostelling with Chris Eubank: https://www.instagram.com/tappymusicc/reel/DItn7OpqIr3/ Peter Andre movie:  https://x.com/lorrainemking/status/1912199573772333434 NFL draft prank: https://x.com/iam_johnw/status/1916164031544541399  Gas mask bong: https://x.com/Unders_GOAT/status/1651670862313955329  Wrexham gatorade celebration:  https://x.com/Wrexham_AFC/status/1916210433981354102  Scott Brown eating his deep fried pizza: https://i2-prod.mirror.co.uk/article5332503.ece/ALTERNATES/s615/EMBARGOED-UNTIL-0001-Sunday-15th-PAY-Scott-Brown.jpg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Thu, 01 May 2025 04:00:00 -0000 Cole Palmer’s Dubai dealer and bong hits at the NFL draft full The Upshot On the show today: Chris Eubank’s getting fruity again and Celtic captain guzzling deep fried pizzas before a big final. Unlock the rusty door to Tuchel’s Dungeon, our patreon where we spill stories too spicy for the pod. Get an extra weekly episode right now plus extended cuts and no more pesky ads: www.patreon.com/upshottowers?utm_source=shownotes (Sign up in your browser, not the patreon app - it’s cheaper). On the show today: Chris Eubank’s getting fruity again and Celtic captain guzzling deep fried pizzas before a big final. Get 20% off and free shipping at Manscaped.com when you use code UPSHOT Links from the pod: Cole Palmer sprinting out of Stamford Bridge: https://x.com/CFCPys/status/1916159833029386279  Kalvin Phillips shoes: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FPaSKutaUAg6kGn.jpg Chris Eubank at his son’s fight: https://x.com/HappyPunch/status/1916495631373230245 Youth Hostelling with Chris Eubank: https://www.instagram.com/tappymusicc/reel/DItn7OpqIr3/ Peter Andre movie:  https://x.com/lorrainemking/status/1912199573772333434 NFL draft prank: https://x.com/iam_johnw/status/1916164031544541399  Gas mask bong: https://x.com/Unders_GOAT/status/1651670862313955329  Wrexham gatorade celebration:  https://x.com/Wrexham_AFC/status/1916210433981354102  Scott Brown eating his deep fried pizza: https://i2-prod.mirror.co.uk/article5332503.ece/ALTERNATES/s615/EMBARGOED-UNTIL-0001-Sunday-15th-PAY-Scott-Brown.jpg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Unlock the rusty door to Tuchel’s Dungeon, our patreon where we spill stories too spicy for the pod. Get an extra weekly episode right now plus extended cuts and no more pesky ads:


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On the show today: Chris Eubank’s getting fruity again and Celtic captain guzzling deep fried pizzas before a big final.


Get 20% off and free shipping at Manscaped.com when you use code UPSHOT


Links from the pod:


Cole Palmer sprinting out of Stamford Bridge: https://x.com/CFCPys/status/1916159833029386279 


Kalvin Phillips shoes: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FPaSKutaUAg6kGn.jpg


Chris Eubank at his son’s fight: https://x.com/HappyPunch/status/1916495631373230245


Youth Hostelling with Chris Eubank: https://www.instagram.com/tappymusicc/reel/DItn7OpqIr3/


Peter Andre movie: 

https://x.com/lorrainemking/status/1912199573772333434


NFL draft prank: https://x.com/iam_johnw/status/1916164031544541399 


Gas mask bong: https://x.com/Unders_GOAT/status/1651670862313955329 


Wrexham gatorade celebration: 

https://x.com/Wrexham_AFC/status/1916210433981354102 


Scott Brown eating his deep fried pizza: https://i2-prod.mirror.co.uk/article5332503.ece/ALTERNATES/s615/EMBARGOED-UNTIL-0001-Sunday-15th-PAY-Scott-Brown.jpg

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]]> 3197 yes Chris Eubank: never touch another man’s bonbons (part two) https://shows.acast.com/the-upshot-1/episodes/chris-eubank-never-touch-another-mans-bonbons-part-two With his cane, monocle and cut glass accent, Chris Eubank isn’t your typical boxer. But he wasn’t always the fruity aristocrat you see today. He had knife fights at dominos tournaments, went on two day police chases, and raided an arcade for 20,000 10p coins. From poisoned chow meins to watching his own circumcision, this is the story of Britain’s weirdest world champion… Links from the pod: Esquire photoshoot: https://images.app.goo.gl/UNz5485XcmywURGK9  Chris in a monocle: https://images.app.goo.gl/qnfmEF5ZbXP59oD66  His huge truck: https://images.app.goo.gl/YE96tDXwpKekZRYq5  Gogglebox “would you like a sweetie”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cPkW5aNqIYI  Never touch another man’s bonbons: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlLYNHCEn5Q&t=758s  Climbing into his son’s corner during a fight: https://www.reddit.com/r/Boxing/comments/16ofvno/chris_eubank_corners_his_son/  Run in with Cycling Mikey: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aww6LQX7ico Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Tue, 29 Apr 2025 04:00:00 -0000 Chris Eubank: never touch another man’s bonbons (part two) full The Upshot From poisoned chow meins to watching his own circumcision, this is the story of Britain’s weirdest world champion… With his cane, monocle and cut glass accent, Chris Eubank isn’t your typical boxer. But he wasn’t always the fruity aristocrat you see today. He had knife fights at dominos tournaments, went on two day police chases, and raided an arcade for 20,000 10p coins. From poisoned chow meins to watching his own circumcision, this is the story of Britain’s weirdest world champion… Links from the pod: Esquire photoshoot: https://images.app.goo.gl/UNz5485XcmywURGK9  Chris in a monocle: https://images.app.goo.gl/qnfmEF5ZbXP59oD66  His huge truck: https://images.app.goo.gl/YE96tDXwpKekZRYq5  Gogglebox “would you like a sweetie”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cPkW5aNqIYI  Never touch another man’s bonbons: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlLYNHCEn5Q&t=758s  Climbing into his son’s corner during a fight: https://www.reddit.com/r/Boxing/comments/16ofvno/chris_eubank_corners_his_son/  Run in with Cycling Mikey: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aww6LQX7ico Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices With his cane, monocle and cut glass accent, Chris Eubank isn’t your typical boxer.


But he wasn’t always the fruity aristocrat you see today.


He had knife fights at dominos tournaments, went on two day police chases, and raided an arcade for 20,000 10p coins.


From poisoned chow meins to watching his own circumcision, this is the story of Britain’s weirdest world champion…


Links from the pod:


Esquire photoshoot: https://images.app.goo.gl/UNz5485XcmywURGK9 


Chris in a monocle: https://images.app.goo.gl/qnfmEF5ZbXP59oD66 


His huge truck: https://images.app.goo.gl/YE96tDXwpKekZRYq5 


Gogglebox “would you like a sweetie”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cPkW5aNqIYI 


Never touch another man’s bonbons: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlLYNHCEn5Q&t=758s 


Climbing into his son’s corner during a fight: https://www.reddit.com/r/Boxing/comments/16ofvno/chris_eubank_corners_his_son/ 


Run in with Cycling Mikey: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aww6LQX7ico

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]]> 4003 yes FIFA threatens to sue The Upshot https://shows.acast.com/the-upshot-1/episodes/fifa-threatens-to-sue-the-upshot Unlock the rusty door to Tuchel’s Dungeon, our patreon where we spill stories too spicy for the pod. Get an extra weekly episode right now plus extended cuts and no more pesky ads: www.patreon.com/upshottowers (Sign up in your browser, not the patreon app - it’s cheaper). On the show today: Our impending courtroom battle with Gianni Infantino, Romeo Beckham cucks his brother Brooklyn, and we unmask the mystery headbutter from Nicky Butt’s birthday. Get 20% off and free shipping at Manscaped.com when you use code UPSHOT Links from the pod: Infantino “I feel African” speech: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zy9jaX9RAbA  The Beckhams on Ali G: https://youtu.be/P842Tmi6lrc?si=4lhG8j3qePdDbcjY&t=486  Street preacher interrupted in Newcastle: https://x.com/_shaunmiller_/status/1914030703148155037  San Lorenzo president trousering a wad of cash: https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/1k4zdz9/marcelo_moretti_president_of_san_lorenzo_gets/  Jurgen Klopp at Coachella?:  https://www.facebook.com/reel/1478311966481175?fs=e&fs=e  Celtic’s Adam Idah throwing up in a taxi: https://www.tiktok.com/@.idah._/video/7494299002691718422 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Thu, 24 Apr 2025 04:00:00 -0000 FIFA threatens to sue The Upshot full The Upshot On the show today: Our impending courtroom battle with Gianni Infantino, Romeo Beckham cucks his brother Brooklyn, and we unmask the mystery headbutter from Nicky Butt’s birthday. Unlock the rusty door to Tuchel’s Dungeon, our patreon where we spill stories too spicy for the pod. Get an extra weekly episode right now plus extended cuts and no more pesky ads: www.patreon.com/upshottowers (Sign up in your browser, not the patreon app - it’s cheaper). On the show today: Our impending courtroom battle with Gianni Infantino, Romeo Beckham cucks his brother Brooklyn, and we unmask the mystery headbutter from Nicky Butt’s birthday. Get 20% off and free shipping at Manscaped.com when you use code UPSHOT Links from the pod: Infantino “I feel African” speech: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zy9jaX9RAbA  The Beckhams on Ali G: https://youtu.be/P842Tmi6lrc?si=4lhG8j3qePdDbcjY&t=486  Street preacher interrupted in Newcastle: https://x.com/_shaunmiller_/status/1914030703148155037  San Lorenzo president trousering a wad of cash: https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/1k4zdz9/marcelo_moretti_president_of_san_lorenzo_gets/  Jurgen Klopp at Coachella?:  https://www.facebook.com/reel/1478311966481175?fs=e&fs=e  Celtic’s Adam Idah throwing up in a taxi: https://www.tiktok.com/@.idah._/video/7494299002691718422 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Unlock the rusty door to Tuchel’s Dungeon, our patreon where we spill stories too spicy for the pod. Get an extra weekly episode right now plus extended cuts and no more pesky ads:


www.patreon.com/upshottowers


(Sign up in your browser, not the patreon app - it’s cheaper).


On the show today: Our impending courtroom battle with Gianni Infantino, Romeo Beckham cucks his brother Brooklyn, and we unmask the mystery headbutter from Nicky Butt’s birthday.


Get 20% off and free shipping at Manscaped.com when you use code UPSHOT


Links from the pod:


Infantino “I feel African” speech: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zy9jaX9RAbA 


The Beckhams on Ali G: https://youtu.be/P842Tmi6lrc?si=4lhG8j3qePdDbcjY&t=486 


Street preacher interrupted in Newcastle: https://x.com/_shaunmiller_/status/1914030703148155037 


San Lorenzo president trousering a wad of cash: https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/1k4zdz9/marcelo_moretti_president_of_san_lorenzo_gets/ 


Jurgen Klopp at Coachella?:  https://www.facebook.com/reel/1478311966481175?fs=e&fs=e 


Celtic’s Adam Idah throwing up in a taxi: https://www.tiktok.com/@.idah._/video/7494299002691718422

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]]> 3128 yes Chris Eubank: the fruitiest man on the planet (part one) https://shows.acast.com/the-upshot-1/episodes/chris-eubank-the-fruitiest-man-on-the-planet-part-one Get part two RIGHT NOW and unlock an exclusive weekly patreon episode: www.patreon.com/upshottowers  With his cane, monocle and cut glass accent, Chris Eubank isn’t your typical boxer. But he wasn’t always the fruity aristocrat you see today. He had knife fights at dominos tournaments, went on two day police chases, and raided an arcade for 20,000 10p coins. From poisoned chow meins to watching his own circumcision, this is the story of Britain’s weirdest world champion… Links from the pod: His real voice: https://www.tiktok.com/@mma.247_/video/7477711253511687446 Knocks Reginaldo out in 20 seconds - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H_qYqrfOmLQ  ITV contract signing with Nigel Benn: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ji6hMwaBeiM Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Tue, 22 Apr 2025 04:00:00 -0000 Chris Eubank: the fruitiest man on the planet (part one) full The Upshot From poisoned chow meins to watching his own circumcision, this is the story of Britain’s weirdest world champion… Get part two RIGHT NOW and unlock an exclusive weekly patreon episode: www.patreon.com/upshottowers  With his cane, monocle and cut glass accent, Chris Eubank isn’t your typical boxer. But he wasn’t always the fruity aristocrat you see today. He had knife fights at dominos tournaments, went on two day police chases, and raided an arcade for 20,000 10p coins. From poisoned chow meins to watching his own circumcision, this is the story of Britain’s weirdest world champion… Links from the pod: His real voice: https://www.tiktok.com/@mma.247_/video/7477711253511687446 Knocks Reginaldo out in 20 seconds - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H_qYqrfOmLQ  ITV contract signing with Nigel Benn: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ji6hMwaBeiM Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Get part two RIGHT NOW and unlock an exclusive weekly patreon episode: www.patreon.com/upshottowers 


With his cane, monocle and cut glass accent, Chris Eubank isn’t your typical boxer.


But he wasn’t always the fruity aristocrat you see today.


He had knife fights at dominos tournaments, went on two day police chases, and raided an arcade for 20,000 10p coins.


From poisoned chow meins to watching his own circumcision, this is the story of Britain’s weirdest world champion…


Links from the pod:


His real voice: https://www.tiktok.com/@mma.247_/video/7477711253511687446


Knocks Reginaldo out in 20 seconds - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H_qYqrfOmLQ 


ITV contract signing with Nigel Benn: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ji6hMwaBeiM

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]]> 3144 yes Luis Suarez bites again https://shows.acast.com/the-upshot-1/episodes/luis-suarez-bites-again Unlock the rusty door to Tuchel’s Dungeon, our patreon where we spill stories too spicy for the pod. Get an extra weekly episode right now plus extended cuts and no more pesky ads: www.patreon.com/upshottowers (Sign up in your browser, not the patreon app - it’s cheaper). On the show today: Managers on the piss at Spoons, Joey Barton’s Turkey Teeth conspiracy theory and Rory McIlroy’s brutal jilting story. Get 20% off and free shipping at Manscaped.com when you use code UPSHOT Links from the pod: Luis Suarez bites Jordi Alba: https://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/34447132/luis-suarez-bite-jordi-alba-inter-miami/  Vitor Pereira at Spoons: https://x.com/wwfcscott/status/1911520510636380545 Wozniaki’s Rory McIlroy sleeping photo: https://images.app.goo.gl/qBUEUB4x5NZw4UVR9  Joey Barton on KDB’s Turkey teeth: https://www.tiktok.com/@common.sense.pod/video/7491972792179494166 Katie Price terrifying teeth: https://images.app.goo.gl/EKg61VR97XQQfGCR6   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Thu, 17 Apr 2025 04:00:00 -0000 Luis Suarez bites again full The Upshot On the show today: Managers on the piss at Spoons, Joey Barton’s Turkey Teeth conspiracy theory and Rory McIlroy’s brutal jilting story Unlock the rusty door to Tuchel’s Dungeon, our patreon where we spill stories too spicy for the pod. Get an extra weekly episode right now plus extended cuts and no more pesky ads: www.patreon.com/upshottowers (Sign up in your browser, not the patreon app - it’s cheaper). On the show today: Managers on the piss at Spoons, Joey Barton’s Turkey Teeth conspiracy theory and Rory McIlroy’s brutal jilting story. Get 20% off and free shipping at Manscaped.com when you use code UPSHOT Links from the pod: Luis Suarez bites Jordi Alba: https://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/34447132/luis-suarez-bite-jordi-alba-inter-miami/  Vitor Pereira at Spoons: https://x.com/wwfcscott/status/1911520510636380545 Wozniaki’s Rory McIlroy sleeping photo: https://images.app.goo.gl/qBUEUB4x5NZw4UVR9  Joey Barton on KDB’s Turkey teeth: https://www.tiktok.com/@common.sense.pod/video/7491972792179494166 Katie Price terrifying teeth: https://images.app.goo.gl/EKg61VR97XQQfGCR6   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Unlock the rusty door to Tuchel’s Dungeon, our patreon where we spill stories too spicy for the pod. Get an extra weekly episode right now plus extended cuts and no more pesky ads:


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On the show today: Managers on the piss at Spoons, Joey Barton’s Turkey Teeth conspiracy theory and Rory McIlroy’s brutal jilting story.


Get 20% off and free shipping at Manscaped.com when you use code UPSHOT



Links from the pod:


Luis Suarez bites Jordi Alba: https://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/34447132/luis-suarez-bite-jordi-alba-inter-miami/ 


Vitor Pereira at Spoons: https://x.com/wwfcscott/status/1911520510636380545


Wozniaki’s Rory McIlroy sleeping photo: https://images.app.goo.gl/qBUEUB4x5NZw4UVR9 


Joey Barton on KDB’s Turkey teeth: https://www.tiktok.com/@common.sense.pod/video/7491972792179494166


Katie Price terrifying teeth: https://images.app.goo.gl/EKg61VR97XQQfGCR6  



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]]> 2794 yes Wonderkids gone wild: gold AK47s and pornstars https://shows.acast.com/the-upshot-1/episodes/wonderkids-gone-wild-gold-ak47s-and-pornstars Support the pod and unlock an exclusive weekly patreon episode: www.patreon.com/upshottowers  Ravel Morrison. Adriano. Freddy Adu. The staircase to footballing glory is littered with scintillating starlets who flew too close to the sun. But where did it all go wrong? From hardcore pornstars to a Serie A striker torpedoed by Kim Jong Un, meet the wonderkids who weren’t… With guest George Wilde Links from the pod: Kerlon’s seal dribble: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LYlqql38XkY  Kerlon dribble sparks a brawl: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fqRgdQC__Qk  Adriano gold AK47: https://images.app.goo.gl/Cr61ks5f9adnL1Yv5 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Tue, 15 Apr 2025 04:00:00 -0000 Wonderkids gone wild: gold AK47s and pornstars full The Upshot From hardcore pornstars to a Serie A striker torpedoed by Kim Jong Un, meet the wonderkids who weren’t… Support the pod and unlock an exclusive weekly patreon episode: www.patreon.com/upshottowers  Ravel Morrison. Adriano. Freddy Adu. The staircase to footballing glory is littered with scintillating starlets who flew too close to the sun. But where did it all go wrong? From hardcore pornstars to a Serie A striker torpedoed by Kim Jong Un, meet the wonderkids who weren’t… With guest George Wilde Links from the pod: Kerlon’s seal dribble: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LYlqql38XkY  Kerlon dribble sparks a brawl: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fqRgdQC__Qk  Adriano gold AK47: https://images.app.goo.gl/Cr61ks5f9adnL1Yv5 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Support the pod and unlock an exclusive weekly patreon episode: www.patreon.com/upshottowers 


Ravel Morrison. Adriano. Freddy Adu.


The staircase to footballing glory is littered with scintillating starlets who flew too close to the sun.


But where did it all go wrong?


From hardcore pornstars to a Serie A striker torpedoed by Kim Jong Un, meet the wonderkids who weren’t…


With guest George Wilde


Links from the pod:


Kerlon’s seal dribble: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LYlqql38XkY 


Kerlon dribble sparks a brawl: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fqRgdQC__Qk 


Adriano gold AK47: https://images.app.goo.gl/Cr61ks5f9adnL1Yv5

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]]> 3549 yes Elton John’s grubby game of dice https://shows.acast.com/the-upshot-1/episodes/elton-johns-grubby-game-of-dice Unlock the rusty door to Tuchel’s Dungeon, our patreon where we spill stories too spicy for the pod. Get an extra weekly episode right now plus extended cuts and no more pesky ads: www.patreon.com/upshottowers (Sign up in your browser, not the patreon app - it’s cheaper). On the show today: Pipe bombs at Old Trafford, managers stealing players’ credit cards, and mystic animals boiled alive. Links from the pod: Dave Bassett on being sacked by Elton John: https://fb.watch/yQKTZPrr9n/  Old Trafford fake pipe bomb: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-36307246  VAR official betting during matches: https://x.com/epicredcards/status/1907857817467252776  Fake bear at Chinese zoo: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_cu4mnPb4g4 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Thu, 10 Apr 2025 04:00:00 -0000 Elton John’s grubby game of dice full The Upshot On the show today: Pipe bombs at Old Trafford, managers stealing players’ credit cards, and mystic animals boiled alive. Unlock the rusty door to Tuchel’s Dungeon, our patreon where we spill stories too spicy for the pod. Get an extra weekly episode right now plus extended cuts and no more pesky ads: www.patreon.com/upshottowers (Sign up in your browser, not the patreon app - it’s cheaper). On the show today: Pipe bombs at Old Trafford, managers stealing players’ credit cards, and mystic animals boiled alive. Links from the pod: Dave Bassett on being sacked by Elton John: https://fb.watch/yQKTZPrr9n/  Old Trafford fake pipe bomb: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-36307246  VAR official betting during matches: https://x.com/epicredcards/status/1907857817467252776  Fake bear at Chinese zoo: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_cu4mnPb4g4 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Unlock the rusty door to Tuchel’s Dungeon, our patreon where we spill stories too spicy for the pod. Get an extra weekly episode right now plus extended cuts and no more pesky ads:


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On the show today: Pipe bombs at Old Trafford, managers stealing players’ credit cards, and mystic animals boiled alive.


Links from the pod:


Dave Bassett on being sacked by Elton John: https://fb.watch/yQKTZPrr9n/ 


Old Trafford fake pipe bomb: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-36307246 


VAR official betting during matches: https://x.com/epicredcards/status/1907857817467252776 


Fake bear at Chinese zoo: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_cu4mnPb4g4

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]]> 3386 yes Garrincha: guns, goats and government brothels (part two) https://shows.acast.com/the-upshot-1/episodes/garrincha-a-government-recommended-brothel-part-two Support the pod and unlock an exclusive weekly patreon episode: www.patreon.com/upshottowers  As his dad lies in the wreckage of his car, Garrincha has fled towards the woods where a goat once popped his cherry.  From gun-wielding vigilantes to affairs with the president’s girlfriend, this is the story of what happened next… With guest Yasmin Mills. Links from the pod: Elza Soares - Mas Que Nada: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z_8LtWKZaz0  Dog pisses on Jimmy Greaves: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QPUMFGbOLQw&t=57s Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Tue, 08 Apr 2025 04:00:00 -0000 Garrincha: guns, goats and government brothels (part two) full The Upshot As his dad lies in the wreckage of his crashed car, Garrincha has fled towards the woods where a goat once popped his cherry. From gun-wielding vigilantes to cucking bossa nova legends, this is the story of what happened next… Support the pod and unlock an exclusive weekly patreon episode: www.patreon.com/upshottowers  As his dad lies in the wreckage of his car, Garrincha has fled towards the woods where a goat once popped his cherry.  From gun-wielding vigilantes to affairs with the president’s girlfriend, this is the story of what happened next… With guest Yasmin Mills. Links from the pod: Elza Soares - Mas Que Nada: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z_8LtWKZaz0  Dog pisses on Jimmy Greaves: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QPUMFGbOLQw&t=57s Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Support the pod and unlock an exclusive weekly patreon episode: www.patreon.com/upshottowers 


As his dad lies in the wreckage of his car, Garrincha has fled towards the woods where a goat once popped his cherry. 


From gun-wielding vigilantes to affairs with the president’s girlfriend, this is the story of what happened next…


With guest Yasmin Mills.


Links from the pod:


Elza Soares - Mas Que Nada: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z_8LtWKZaz0 


Dog pisses on Jimmy Greaves: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QPUMFGbOLQw&t=57s

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]]> 3163 yes Was Shane Warne killed by Viagra? https://shows.acast.com/the-upshot-1/episodes/was-shane-warne-killed-by-viagra Unlock the rusty door to Tuchel’s Dungeon, our patreon where we spill stories too spicy for the pod. Get an extra weekly episode right now plus extended cuts and no more pesky ads: www.patreon.com/upshottowers (Sign up in your browser, not the patreon app - it’s cheaper). On the show today: Wayne Rooney pissed on the streets of London and Erling Haaland accused of assault by Man City’s mascot. Links from the pod: Harry Redknapp after dinner speaking: https://x.com/dw_sports/status/1905595028560290186 Wayne Rooney pissing on the street: https://images.app.goo.gl/ATjMnJSfTFdqNxTRA  Turtle pissing on golf course: https://x.com/TheUltLineup_/status/1906445496606236688 Haaland high five: https://x.com/TigerVishkit/status/1660342870459699200  Steve Bruce responds to Dwight Gayle: https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/1ji319l/steve_bruce_on_dwight_gayle_criticizing_his/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Thu, 03 Apr 2025 04:00:00 -0000 Was Shane Warne killed by Viagra? full The Upshot On the show today: Wayne Rooney pissed on the streets of London and Erling Haaland accused of assault by Man City’s mascot. Unlock the rusty door to Tuchel’s Dungeon, our patreon where we spill stories too spicy for the pod. Get an extra weekly episode right now plus extended cuts and no more pesky ads: www.patreon.com/upshottowers (Sign up in your browser, not the patreon app - it’s cheaper). On the show today: Wayne Rooney pissed on the streets of London and Erling Haaland accused of assault by Man City’s mascot. Links from the pod: Harry Redknapp after dinner speaking: https://x.com/dw_sports/status/1905595028560290186 Wayne Rooney pissing on the street: https://images.app.goo.gl/ATjMnJSfTFdqNxTRA  Turtle pissing on golf course: https://x.com/TheUltLineup_/status/1906445496606236688 Haaland high five: https://x.com/TigerVishkit/status/1660342870459699200  Steve Bruce responds to Dwight Gayle: https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/1ji319l/steve_bruce_on_dwight_gayle_criticizing_his/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Unlock the rusty door to Tuchel’s Dungeon, our patreon where we spill stories too spicy for the pod. Get an extra weekly episode right now plus extended cuts and no more pesky ads:


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(Sign up in your browser, not the patreon app - it’s cheaper).


On the show today: Wayne Rooney pissed on the streets of London and Erling Haaland accused of assault by Man City’s mascot.


Links from the pod:


Harry Redknapp after dinner speaking:

https://x.com/dw_sports/status/1905595028560290186


Wayne Rooney pissing on the street: https://images.app.goo.gl/ATjMnJSfTFdqNxTRA 


Turtle pissing on golf course: https://x.com/TheUltLineup_/status/1906445496606236688


Haaland high five: https://x.com/TigerVishkit/status/1660342870459699200 


Steve Bruce responds to Dwight Gayle: https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/1ji319l/steve_bruce_on_dwight_gayle_criticizing_his/

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]]> 3378 yes Garrincha: he lost his virginity to a goat (part one) https://shows.acast.com/the-upshot-1/episodes/garrincha-he-lost-his-virginity-to-a-goat-part-1 Get part 2 NOW and unlock our exclusive weekly patreon episode: www.patreon.com/upshottowers Everyone knows Brazilian footballers love 3 things: boozing, showboating and shagging anything that moves.  But none compares to Garrincha, the magical winger who lifted two World Cups, fathered 14 children and lost his virginity to a goat. From gun-wielding vigilantes to affairs with the president’s girlfriend, meet football's first wild child… With guest Horatio Gould (@horatiogouldcomedy) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Tue, 01 Apr 2025 04:00:00 -0000 Garrincha: he lost his virginity to a goat (part one) full The Upshot From gun-wielding vigilantes to affairs with the president’s girlfriend, meet football's first wild child… Get part 2 NOW and unlock our exclusive weekly patreon episode: www.patreon.com/upshottowers Everyone knows Brazilian footballers love 3 things: boozing, showboating and shagging anything that moves.  But none compares to Garrincha, the magical winger who lifted two World Cups, fathered 14 children and lost his virginity to a goat. From gun-wielding vigilantes to affairs with the president’s girlfriend, meet football's first wild child… With guest Horatio Gould (@horatiogouldcomedy) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Get part 2 NOW and unlock our exclusive weekly patreon episode: www.patreon.com/upshottowers


Everyone knows Brazilian footballers love 3 things: boozing, showboating and shagging anything that moves. 


But none compares to Garrincha, the magical winger who lifted two World Cups, fathered 14 children and lost his virginity to a goat.


From gun-wielding vigilantes to affairs with the president’s girlfriend, meet football's first wild child…


With guest Horatio Gould (@horatiogouldcomedy)

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]]> 3504 yes Trent Alexander-Arnold MILF hunting in Madrid https://shows.acast.com/the-upshot-1/episodes/trent-alexander-arnold-milf-hunting-in-madrid Unlock the rusty door to Tuchel’s Dungeon, our patreon where we spill stories too spicy for the pod. Get an extra weekly episode right now plus extended cuts and no more pesky ads: www.patreon.com/upshottowers (Make sure you sign up in your browser not the patreon app - it’s cheaper). On the show today: Neymar’s threesome spawns a pregnancy - but who’s the daddy: the brazil striker or his lookalike? Cristiano Ronaldo is sending secret messages to Putin and Trend AA in Madrid asks: “What’s the Spanish for ‘stop savin’ chat’” Links from the pod: Schweinsteiger booed as he announces he’s staying: https://x.com/MusialaEra/status/1904519742771073089 Stop savin chat: https://x.com/CFCGiroud/status/1392147020064960519 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Thu, 27 Mar 2025 05:00:00 -0000 Trent Alexander-Arnold MILF hunting in Madrid full The Upshot Plus: Neymar’s threesome spawns a pregnancy - but who’s the daddy: the Brazil striker or his lookalike? Unlock the rusty door to Tuchel’s Dungeon, our patreon where we spill stories too spicy for the pod. Get an extra weekly episode right now plus extended cuts and no more pesky ads: www.patreon.com/upshottowers (Make sure you sign up in your browser not the patreon app - it’s cheaper). On the show today: Neymar’s threesome spawns a pregnancy - but who’s the daddy: the brazil striker or his lookalike? Cristiano Ronaldo is sending secret messages to Putin and Trend AA in Madrid asks: “What’s the Spanish for ‘stop savin’ chat’” Links from the pod: Schweinsteiger booed as he announces he’s staying: https://x.com/MusialaEra/status/1904519742771073089 Stop savin chat: https://x.com/CFCGiroud/status/1392147020064960519 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Unlock the rusty door to Tuchel’s Dungeon, our patreon where we spill stories too spicy for the pod. Get an extra weekly episode right now plus extended cuts and no more pesky ads:


www.patreon.com/upshottowers


(Make sure you sign up in your browser not the patreon app - it’s cheaper).


On the show today: Neymar’s threesome spawns a pregnancy - but who’s the daddy: the brazil striker or his lookalike?


Cristiano Ronaldo is sending secret messages to Putin and Trend AA in Madrid asks: “What’s the Spanish for ‘stop savin’ chat’”


Links from the pod:


Schweinsteiger booed as he announces he’s staying: https://x.com/MusialaEra/status/1904519742771073089


Stop savin chat: https://x.com/CFCGiroud/status/1392147020064960519

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]]> 2624 yes Micah Richards: grinning with debauched pleasure https://shows.acast.com/the-upshot-1/episodes/micah-richards-grinning-with-debauched-pleasure To millions of American fans, Micah Richards is the cheeky chappy of CBS. But little do the innocent Yanks know, the affable Yorkshireman once masterminded Britain’s most infamous threesome. From shagging his way through the Olympic Village to getting catfished on MSN, this is the story of Big Meeks… With guest Elizabeth Barnard. Links from the show: Swearing on live TV after scoring first goal: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TDii3o33DLE  Roy Keane “bursting onto the scene” showdown: https://www.skysports.com/football/video/34069/11952897/keane-very-few-defenders-burst-onto-the-scene  Rod Stewart “Big Knees”: https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=598743806360137 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Tue, 25 Mar 2025 05:00:00 -0000 Micah Richards: grinning with debauched pleasure full The Upshot From starring in Britain’s most infamous threesome to getting catfished on MSN, this is the story of Big Meeks… To millions of American fans, Micah Richards is the cheeky chappy of CBS. But little do the innocent Yanks know, the affable Yorkshireman once masterminded Britain’s most infamous threesome. From shagging his way through the Olympic Village to getting catfished on MSN, this is the story of Big Meeks… With guest Elizabeth Barnard. Links from the show: Swearing on live TV after scoring first goal: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TDii3o33DLE  Roy Keane “bursting onto the scene” showdown: https://www.skysports.com/football/video/34069/11952897/keane-very-few-defenders-burst-onto-the-scene  Rod Stewart “Big Knees”: https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=598743806360137 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices To millions of American fans, Micah Richards is the cheeky chappy of CBS.


But little do the innocent Yanks know, the affable Yorkshireman once masterminded Britain’s most infamous threesome.


From shagging his way through the Olympic Village to getting catfished on MSN, this is the story of Big Meeks…


With guest Elizabeth Barnard.


Links from the show:


Swearing on live TV after scoring first goal: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TDii3o33DLE 


Roy Keane “bursting onto the scene” showdown: https://www.skysports.com/football/video/34069/11952897/keane-very-few-defenders-burst-onto-the-scene 


Rod Stewart “Big Knees”: https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=598743806360137

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]]> 3626 yes Conor McGregor ruins St Patrick’s Day https://shows.acast.com/the-upshot-1/episodes/conor-mcgregor-ruins-st-patricks-day Plus: Neymar’s look-alike saves his blushes at an orgy, John Fashanu’s brush with Nigerian cops, and a cricket legend kidnapped in a cocaine deal gone wrong. Join Zach and George for another edition of Extra Shot, the weekly pod spilling the funniest stories in sport this week. Get 20% off plus free shipping with Manscaped: use code UPSHOT at https://uk.manscaped.com/  If you’re enjoying the pod please share it with your friends on WhatsApp. Links from the pod: Neymar’s lookalike mobbed at the mall: https://www.instagram.com/p/CloE12tjU5S/?hl=en  And the video he posted from Neymar’s helicopter: https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/1jbif5e/eigon_oliveira_famous_neymar_lookalike_posts_a/  The Wealdstone Raider’s league cup predictions: https://x.com/StokeyyG2/status/1901620056691229017  Derren Brown fake car crash: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ghW595-zsbg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Thu, 20 Mar 2025 05:00:00 -0000 Conor McGregor ruins St Patrick’s Day full The Upshot Plus: Neymar’s look-alike saves his blushes at an orgy, John Fashanu’s brush with Nigerian cops, and a cricket legend kidnapped in a cocaine deal gone wrong. Plus: Neymar’s look-alike saves his blushes at an orgy, John Fashanu’s brush with Nigerian cops, and a cricket legend kidnapped in a cocaine deal gone wrong. Join Zach and George for another edition of Extra Shot, the weekly pod spilling the funniest stories in sport this week. Get 20% off plus free shipping with Manscaped: use code UPSHOT at https://uk.manscaped.com/  If you’re enjoying the pod please share it with your friends on WhatsApp. Links from the pod: Neymar’s lookalike mobbed at the mall: https://www.instagram.com/p/CloE12tjU5S/?hl=en  And the video he posted from Neymar’s helicopter: https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/1jbif5e/eigon_oliveira_famous_neymar_lookalike_posts_a/  The Wealdstone Raider’s league cup predictions: https://x.com/StokeyyG2/status/1901620056691229017  Derren Brown fake car crash: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ghW595-zsbg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Plus: Neymar’s look-alike saves his blushes at an orgy, John Fashanu’s brush with Nigerian cops, and a cricket legend kidnapped in a cocaine deal gone wrong.


Join Zach and George for another edition of Extra Shot, the weekly pod spilling the funniest stories in sport this week.


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Neymar’s lookalike mobbed at the mall: https://www.instagram.com/p/CloE12tjU5S/?hl=en 


And the video he posted from Neymar’s helicopter: https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/1jbif5e/eigon_oliveira_famous_neymar_lookalike_posts_a/ 


The Wealdstone Raider’s league cup predictions: https://x.com/StokeyyG2/status/1901620056691229017 


Derren Brown fake car crash: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ghW595-zsbg

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]]> 3534 yes I got cucked by Biggie Smalls: basketball’s batshit ballers https://shows.acast.com/the-upshot-1/episodes/i-got-cucked-by-biggie-smalls-basketballs-batshit-ballers Basketball’s biggest names ordered gangland hits on their coaches, fought mountain lions with their bare hands, and got cucked by a gun-toting Biggie Smalls. From cocaine on courtside to a star roasted and eaten by Idi Amin, meet the NBA’s most batshit ballers… Links from the show: Malice at the Palace: https://youtu.be/gQIIOWPNYM0?si=HH3PLOnGbCAhY4HW&t=320  I Got a Story to Tell by Biggie Smalls: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6TnsIGsyUyw Ja Morant makes it rain on dem hoes: https://fadeawayworld.net/.image/t_share/MTk2NDYzODk4NDc4NTE5Nzk0/ja-2.png Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Tue, 18 Mar 2025 05:00:00 -0000 I got cucked by Biggie Smalls: basketball’s batshit ballers full The Upshot From cocaine on courtside to a star roasted and eaten by Idi Amin, meet the NBA’s most batshit ballers… Basketball’s biggest names ordered gangland hits on their coaches, fought mountain lions with their bare hands, and got cucked by a gun-toting Biggie Smalls. From cocaine on courtside to a star roasted and eaten by Idi Amin, meet the NBA’s most batshit ballers… Links from the show: Malice at the Palace: https://youtu.be/gQIIOWPNYM0?si=HH3PLOnGbCAhY4HW&t=320  I Got a Story to Tell by Biggie Smalls: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6TnsIGsyUyw Ja Morant makes it rain on dem hoes: https://fadeawayworld.net/.image/t_share/MTk2NDYzODk4NDc4NTE5Nzk0/ja-2.png Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Basketball’s biggest names ordered gangland hits on their coaches, fought mountain lions with their bare hands, and got cucked by a gun-toting Biggie Smalls.


From cocaine on courtside to a star roasted and eaten by Idi Amin, meet the NBA’s most batshit ballers…


Links from the show:


Malice at the Palace: https://youtu.be/gQIIOWPNYM0?si=HH3PLOnGbCAhY4HW&t=320 


I Got a Story to Tell by Biggie Smalls: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6TnsIGsyUyw


Ja Morant makes it rain on dem hoes: https://fadeawayworld.net/.image/t_share/MTk2NDYzODk4NDc4NTE5Nzk0/ja-2.png

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]]> 3602 yes Olympic star named FBI’s Most Wanted https://shows.acast.com/the-upshot-1/episodes/olympic-star-named-fbis-most-wanted Plus: Cole Palmer’s toilet trouble and something is exploding within Thibaut Courtois. Join Zach and Jack for another edition of Extra Shot, the weekly pod spilling the funniest stories in sport this week. Get 20% off plus free shipping with Manscaped: use code UPSHOT at https://uk.manscaped.com/  If you’re enjoying the pod please share it with your friends on WhatsApp. Links from the pod: Chris Eubank “never steal another man’s bonbons: https://x.com/jackalter0/status/1895381623006220725  Chris Eubank on Gogglebox: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0UkxO50Bj1U  Marcel Dessaily talking: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/smyCoZQGWNg  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Thu, 13 Mar 2025 05:00:00 -0000 Olympic star named FBI’s Most Wanted full The Upshot Plus: Cole Palmer’s toilet trouble and something is exploding within Thibaut Courtois. Plus: Cole Palmer’s toilet trouble and something is exploding within Thibaut Courtois. Join Zach and Jack for another edition of Extra Shot, the weekly pod spilling the funniest stories in sport this week. Get 20% off plus free shipping with Manscaped: use code UPSHOT at https://uk.manscaped.com/  If you’re enjoying the pod please share it with your friends on WhatsApp. Links from the pod: Chris Eubank “never steal another man’s bonbons: https://x.com/jackalter0/status/1895381623006220725  Chris Eubank on Gogglebox: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0UkxO50Bj1U  Marcel Dessaily talking: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/smyCoZQGWNg  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Plus: Cole Palmer’s toilet trouble and something is exploding within Thibaut Courtois.


Join Zach and Jack for another edition of Extra Shot, the weekly pod spilling the funniest stories in sport this week.


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Chris Eubank “never steal another man’s bonbons: https://x.com/jackalter0/status/1895381623006220725 


Chris Eubank on Gogglebox: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0UkxO50Bj1U 


Marcel Dessaily talking: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/smyCoZQGWNg 

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]]> 3419 yes Dennis Wise: I’ve never seen anyone that drunk https://shows.acast.com/the-upshot-1/episodes/dennis-wise-ive-never-seen-anyone-that-drunk The 1990s were a very different time for footballers. They chatted up barmaids at the local boozer, welcomed new teammates by torching their cars and broke their opponents’ ankles for fun. No one summed up those heady days more than Dennis Wise, the 5ft 6in Chelsea captain with a thirst for violence. The Blues legend murdered Blue Peter goldfish, held caretakers hostage, and knocked himself unconscious at Kylie Minogue’s favourite restaurant. This is his story… Links from the show: Vandals break into Blue Peter garden: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oJXFwpM2txk  Team talk to Indonesian youngsters: https://x.com/Thogden/status/1252005732033204226 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Tue, 11 Mar 2025 05:00:00 -0000 Dennis Wise: I’ve never seen anyone that drunk full The Upshot The Chelsea legend murdered Blue Peter goldfish, held caretakers hostage, and knocked himself unconscious at Kylie Minogue’s favourite restaurant. The 1990s were a very different time for footballers. They chatted up barmaids at the local boozer, welcomed new teammates by torching their cars and broke their opponents’ ankles for fun. No one summed up those heady days more than Dennis Wise, the 5ft 6in Chelsea captain with a thirst for violence. The Blues legend murdered Blue Peter goldfish, held caretakers hostage, and knocked himself unconscious at Kylie Minogue’s favourite restaurant. This is his story… Links from the show: Vandals break into Blue Peter garden: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oJXFwpM2txk  Team talk to Indonesian youngsters: https://x.com/Thogden/status/1252005732033204226 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices The 1990s were a very different time for footballers.


They chatted up barmaids at the local boozer, welcomed new teammates by torching their cars and broke their opponents’ ankles for fun.


No one summed up those heady days more than Dennis Wise, the 5ft 6in Chelsea captain with a thirst for violence.


The Blues legend murdered Blue Peter goldfish, held caretakers hostage, and knocked himself unconscious at Kylie Minogue’s favourite restaurant.


This is his story…


Links from the show:


Vandals break into Blue Peter garden: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oJXFwpM2txk 


Team talk to Indonesian youngsters: https://x.com/Thogden/status/1252005732033204226

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]]> 3505 yes Cole Palmer’s steamy sauna revelation https://shows.acast.com/the-upshot-1/episodes/cole-palmers-steamy-sauna-revelation Plus: Kolo and Yaya Toure’s tremendously kinky escort is back and the Putin-backed Scottish chairman who threatens to disappear his captain  Join Zach and Jack for another edition of Extra Shot, the weekly pod spilling the funniest stories in sport this week. Get 20% off plus free shipping with Manscaped: use code UPSHOT at https://uk.manscaped.com/  If you’re enjoying the pod please share it with your friends on WhatsApp. Links from the pod: Cole Palmer’s jam sandwich interview: https://x.com/dank_ackroyd/status/1895383298404462616  Rodrigo Muniz Madame Tussauds: https://x.com/BBCMOTD/status/1776135178441597306  Man Utd fan not cutting his hair: https://www.instagram.com/p/DGvIzekI5FZ/  Gervonta Davis hair grease excuse: https://x.com/ChampRDS/status/1896074390972084320  RFK’s dodgy mates: https://x.com/highbrow_nobrow/status/1851288828113297454 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Thu, 06 Mar 2025 05:00:00 -0000 Cole Palmer’s steamy sauna revelation full The Upshot Plus: Kolo and Yaya Toure’s tremendously kinky escort is back and the Putin-backed Scottish chairman who threatens to disappear his captain Plus: Kolo and Yaya Toure’s tremendously kinky escort is back and the Putin-backed Scottish chairman who threatens to disappear his captain  Join Zach and Jack for another edition of Extra Shot, the weekly pod spilling the funniest stories in sport this week. Get 20% off plus free shipping with Manscaped: use code UPSHOT at https://uk.manscaped.com/  If you’re enjoying the pod please share it with your friends on WhatsApp. Links from the pod: Cole Palmer’s jam sandwich interview: https://x.com/dank_ackroyd/status/1895383298404462616  Rodrigo Muniz Madame Tussauds: https://x.com/BBCMOTD/status/1776135178441597306  Man Utd fan not cutting his hair: https://www.instagram.com/p/DGvIzekI5FZ/  Gervonta Davis hair grease excuse: https://x.com/ChampRDS/status/1896074390972084320  RFK’s dodgy mates: https://x.com/highbrow_nobrow/status/1851288828113297454 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Plus: Kolo and Yaya Toure’s tremendously kinky escort is back and the Putin-backed Scottish chairman who threatens to disappear his captain 


Join Zach and Jack for another edition of Extra Shot, the weekly pod spilling the funniest stories in sport this week.


Get 20% off plus free shipping with Manscaped: use code UPSHOT at https://uk.manscaped.com/ 


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Cole Palmer’s jam sandwich interview: https://x.com/dank_ackroyd/status/1895383298404462616 


Rodrigo Muniz Madame Tussauds: https://x.com/BBCMOTD/status/1776135178441597306 


Man Utd fan not cutting his hair: https://www.instagram.com/p/DGvIzekI5FZ/ 


Gervonta Davis hair grease excuse: https://x.com/ChampRDS/status/1896074390972084320 


RFK’s dodgy mates: https://x.com/highbrow_nobrow/status/1851288828113297454

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]]> 3109 yes Gazza: dancing naked on the table https://shows.acast.com/the-upshot-1/episodes/gazza-dancing-naked-on-the-table May 1998. England manager Glenn Hoddle is cowering in the wreckage of his Spanish hotel room, surrounded by broken furniture and shards of glass. As astonished teammates survey the wreckage, hoddle blood-stained assailant storms out the room. It’s Paul Gascoigne. But how did it come to this? From spiking his teammates with laxatives to joining the hunt for Raoul Moat, this is the story of Gazza: the later years… Buy Roisin’s acclaimed book here: https://www.amazon.co.uk/Want-Home-But-Already-There Links from the show: Disgrace-fool front page: https://inews.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2020/05/sun-frontpage.jpg Goal against Scotland: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Op4zA-RWZQc Narrowly missing chance to score golden goal: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mie0ZL1vsFk&t=296s  Flute gesture to Celtic fans: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rjT6vOvCAt4  Admits to wanking in Number 10 downing street: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/nxatSvpImlY Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Tue, 04 Mar 2025 05:00:00 -0000 Gazza: dancing naked on the table full The Upshot From spiking his teammates with laxatives to joining the hunt for Raoul Moat, this is the story of Gazza: the later years… May 1998. England manager Glenn Hoddle is cowering in the wreckage of his Spanish hotel room, surrounded by broken furniture and shards of glass. As astonished teammates survey the wreckage, hoddle blood-stained assailant storms out the room. It’s Paul Gascoigne. But how did it come to this? From spiking his teammates with laxatives to joining the hunt for Raoul Moat, this is the story of Gazza: the later years… Buy Roisin’s acclaimed book here: https://www.amazon.co.uk/Want-Home-But-Already-There Links from the show: Disgrace-fool front page: https://inews.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2020/05/sun-frontpage.jpg Goal against Scotland: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Op4zA-RWZQc Narrowly missing chance to score golden goal: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mie0ZL1vsFk&t=296s  Flute gesture to Celtic fans: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rjT6vOvCAt4  Admits to wanking in Number 10 downing street: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/nxatSvpImlY Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices May 1998.


England manager Glenn Hoddle is cowering in the wreckage of his Spanish hotel room, surrounded by broken furniture and shards of glass.


As astonished teammates survey the wreckage, hoddle blood-stained assailant storms out the room. It’s Paul Gascoigne.


But how did it come to this?


From spiking his teammates with laxatives to joining the hunt for Raoul Moat, this is the story of Gazza: the later years…


Buy Roisin’s acclaimed book here: https://www.amazon.co.uk/Want-Home-But-Already-There


Links from the show:


Disgrace-fool front page: https://inews.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2020/05/sun-frontpage.jpg


Goal against Scotland: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Op4zA-RWZQc


Narrowly missing chance to score golden goal: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mie0ZL1vsFk&t=296s 


Flute gesture to Celtic fans: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rjT6vOvCAt4 


Admits to wanking in Number 10 downing street: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/nxatSvpImlY

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]]> 3738 yes Diego Costa’s Bible bonk https://shows.acast.com/the-upshot-1/episodes/diego-costas-bible-bonk Plus: Jim Ratcliffe starves the youth team and Zelensky deploys Bonnie Blue in the Donbas. Join Zach and Jack for another edition of Extra Shot, the weekly pod spilling the funniest stories in sport this week. Get 20% off plus free shipping with Manscaped: use code UPSHOT at https://uk.manscaped.com/  If you’re enjoying the pod please share it with your friends on WhatsApp. Links from the pod: Gabriel Jesus and Diego Costa polaroids found in Bible: https://x.com/Tagelca/status/1889088646864937066  Pensioners with porn subscription photo: https://images.app.goo.gl/FzAx6w5zVxasa7YG8  Steve Smith’s dirty texts (NSFW): https://x.com/MikeyTBH/status/1893752107699777902  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Thu, 27 Feb 2025 05:00:00 -0000 Diego Costa’s Bible bonk full The Upshot Plus: Jim Ratcliffe starves the youth team and Zelensky deploys Bonnie Blue in the Donbas. Plus: Jim Ratcliffe starves the youth team and Zelensky deploys Bonnie Blue in the Donbas. Join Zach and Jack for another edition of Extra Shot, the weekly pod spilling the funniest stories in sport this week. Get 20% off plus free shipping with Manscaped: use code UPSHOT at https://uk.manscaped.com/  If you’re enjoying the pod please share it with your friends on WhatsApp. Links from the pod: Gabriel Jesus and Diego Costa polaroids found in Bible: https://x.com/Tagelca/status/1889088646864937066  Pensioners with porn subscription photo: https://images.app.goo.gl/FzAx6w5zVxasa7YG8  Steve Smith’s dirty texts (NSFW): https://x.com/MikeyTBH/status/1893752107699777902  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Plus: Jim Ratcliffe starves the youth team and Zelensky deploys Bonnie Blue in the Donbas.


Join Zach and Jack for another edition of Extra Shot, the weekly pod spilling the funniest stories in sport this week.


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Gabriel Jesus and Diego Costa polaroids found in Bible: https://x.com/Tagelca/status/1889088646864937066 


Pensioners with porn subscription photo: https://images.app.goo.gl/FzAx6w5zVxasa7YG8 


Steve Smith’s dirty texts (NSFW): https://x.com/MikeyTBH/status/1893752107699777902 

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]]> 3256 yes David Icke: a goalkeeper gone gaga https://shows.acast.com/the-upshot-1/episodes/david-icke-a-goalkeeper-gone-gaga In his 80s heyday, David Icke was the friendly face of Match of the Day and Grandstand. Then one day, everything changed. The retired goalkeeper stood up on national television, and declared himself “the son of the Godhead”. And that was just the start. From three way relationships to dumping his wife for being a shape-shifting lizard, this is the story of a goalkeeper gone gaga… Get tickets for the Trigger Happy TV 25th anniversary tour here: www.cuffeandtaylor.com Links from the show: Turquoise tracksuit: https://www.shutterstock.com/editorial/image-editorial/MaT0gf06Nbj1kc18ODY5/david-icke-wife-linda-daughter-kerry---1500w-184609a.jpg Wogan interview: https://youtu.be/NapHiWsoFXI?si=c5CtPjh50htHVhzr&t=330 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Tue, 25 Feb 2025 05:00:00 -0000 David Icke: a goalkeeper gone gaga full The Upshot From three way relationships to dumping his wife for being a shape-shifting lizard, this is the story of a goalkeeper gone gaga… In his 80s heyday, David Icke was the friendly face of Match of the Day and Grandstand. Then one day, everything changed. The retired goalkeeper stood up on national television, and declared himself “the son of the Godhead”. And that was just the start. From three way relationships to dumping his wife for being a shape-shifting lizard, this is the story of a goalkeeper gone gaga… Get tickets for the Trigger Happy TV 25th anniversary tour here: www.cuffeandtaylor.com Links from the show: Turquoise tracksuit: https://www.shutterstock.com/editorial/image-editorial/MaT0gf06Nbj1kc18ODY5/david-icke-wife-linda-daughter-kerry---1500w-184609a.jpg Wogan interview: https://youtu.be/NapHiWsoFXI?si=c5CtPjh50htHVhzr&t=330 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices In his 80s heyday, David Icke was the friendly face of Match of the Day and Grandstand.


Then one day, everything changed.


The retired goalkeeper stood up on national television, and declared himself “the son of the Godhead”.


And that was just the start.


From three way relationships to dumping his wife for being a shape-shifting lizard, this is the story of a goalkeeper gone gaga…


Get tickets for the Trigger Happy TV 25th anniversary tour here: www.cuffeandtaylor.com


Links from the show:


Turquoise tracksuit: https://www.shutterstock.com/editorial/image-editorial/MaT0gf06Nbj1kc18ODY5/david-icke-wife-linda-daughter-kerry---1500w-184609a.jpg


Wogan interview: https://youtu.be/NapHiWsoFXI?si=c5CtPjh50htHVhzr&t=330

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]]> 4103 yes Mr Bean sparks a bitter sporting feud https://shows.acast.com/the-upshot-1/episodes/mr-bean-sparks-a-bitter-sporting-feud Plus: Lucas Paqueta’s miserable birthday present, Lazio’s eagle handler barricades himself in the training ground, and an NFL star sued for breaking a pornstar’s leg. Join Zach and George for another edition of Extra Shot, the weekly pod spilling the funniest stories in sport this week. If you’re enjoying the pod please share it with your friends on WhatsApp. Links from the pod: Pak Bean in Harare: https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=5213881825392356  Pak Bean’s apology to the people of Zimbabwe: https://x.com/AdamTheofilatos/status/1585946122735845377  Iranian Roberto Baggio: https://x.com/HatamDaddy/status/1865703661252563393  Patrick Bamford at trampoline world: https://www.instagram.com/the72clubs/p/DGIk1R1grJo/?img_index=2  Joe Cole’s dream dinner party: https://x.com/HITCSevens/status/1891439055214174236  Brooklyn Beckham’s truffle pasta: https://www.instagram.com/p/DGJRzf6ScQa/?hl=en  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Thu, 20 Feb 2025 05:00:00 -0000 Mr Bean sparks a bitter sporting feud full The Upshot Plus: Lucas Paqueta’s miserable birthday present, Lazio’s eagle handler barricades himself in the training ground, and an NFL star sued for breaking a pornstar’s leg. Plus: Lucas Paqueta’s miserable birthday present, Lazio’s eagle handler barricades himself in the training ground, and an NFL star sued for breaking a pornstar’s leg. Join Zach and George for another edition of Extra Shot, the weekly pod spilling the funniest stories in sport this week. If you’re enjoying the pod please share it with your friends on WhatsApp. Links from the pod: Pak Bean in Harare: https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=5213881825392356  Pak Bean’s apology to the people of Zimbabwe: https://x.com/AdamTheofilatos/status/1585946122735845377  Iranian Roberto Baggio: https://x.com/HatamDaddy/status/1865703661252563393  Patrick Bamford at trampoline world: https://www.instagram.com/the72clubs/p/DGIk1R1grJo/?img_index=2  Joe Cole’s dream dinner party: https://x.com/HITCSevens/status/1891439055214174236  Brooklyn Beckham’s truffle pasta: https://www.instagram.com/p/DGJRzf6ScQa/?hl=en  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Plus: Lucas Paqueta’s miserable birthday present, Lazio’s eagle handler barricades himself in the training ground, and an NFL star sued for breaking a pornstar’s leg.


Join Zach and George for another edition of Extra Shot, the weekly pod spilling the funniest stories in sport this week.


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Links from the pod:


Pak Bean in Harare: https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=5213881825392356 


Pak Bean’s apology to the people of Zimbabwe: https://x.com/AdamTheofilatos/status/1585946122735845377 


Iranian Roberto Baggio: https://x.com/HatamDaddy/status/1865703661252563393 


Patrick Bamford at trampoline world: https://www.instagram.com/the72clubs/p/DGIk1R1grJo/?img_index=2 


Joe Cole’s dream dinner party: https://x.com/HITCSevens/status/1891439055214174236 


Brooklyn Beckham’s truffle pasta: https://www.instagram.com/p/DGJRzf6ScQa/?hl=en 



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]]> 3077 yes Danny Cipriani: he is the Cheeky Boy https://shows.acast.com/the-upshot-1/episodes/danny-cipriani-he-is-the-cheeky-boy He was supposed to be rugby’s next golden boy. But Danny Cipriani’s ravenous appetite for drugs, glamour models and Cheeky Girls made him a noughties tabloid villain. From shagging Lindsay Lohan to 7 day magic mushroom freakouts, this is the story of rugby’s randiest reprobate… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Tue, 18 Feb 2025 05:00:00 -0000 Danny Cipriani: he is the Cheeky Boy full The Upshot From shagging Lindsay Lohan to 7 day magic mushroom freakouts, this is the story of rugby’s randiest reprobate… He was supposed to be rugby’s next golden boy. But Danny Cipriani’s ravenous appetite for drugs, glamour models and Cheeky Girls made him a noughties tabloid villain. From shagging Lindsay Lohan to 7 day magic mushroom freakouts, this is the story of rugby’s randiest reprobate… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices He was supposed to be rugby’s next golden boy.


But Danny Cipriani’s ravenous appetite for drugs, glamour models and Cheeky Girls made him a noughties tabloid villain.


From shagging Lindsay Lohan to 7 day magic mushroom freakouts, this is the story of rugby’s randiest reprobate…

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]]> 4154 yes Iniesta’s secret gun smuggling plot https://shows.acast.com/the-upshot-1/episodes/iniestas-secret-gun-smuggling-plot Plus: Juan Bernabe and his disgraced eagle are back, Derek Chisora is popping pingers at raves and Barcelona’s secret on-pitch messages to Syrian rebels. Join Zach and Jack for another edition of Extra Shot, the weekly pod spilling the funniest stories in sport this week. If you’re enjoying the pod please share it with your friends on WhatsApp. Links from the pod: Syrian state TV accuse Barcelona of passing coded messages to rebel insurgents: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nv37sGDpbxM&t=31s  Charlie Methven’s music meeting: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4bORXW9xeU Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Thu, 13 Feb 2025 05:00:00 -0000 Iniesta’s secret gun smuggling plot full The Upshot Plus: Juan Bernabe and his disgraced eagle are back, Derek Chisora is popping pingers at raves and Barcelona’s secret on-pitch messages to Syrian rebels. Plus: Juan Bernabe and his disgraced eagle are back, Derek Chisora is popping pingers at raves and Barcelona’s secret on-pitch messages to Syrian rebels. Join Zach and Jack for another edition of Extra Shot, the weekly pod spilling the funniest stories in sport this week. If you’re enjoying the pod please share it with your friends on WhatsApp. Links from the pod: Syrian state TV accuse Barcelona of passing coded messages to rebel insurgents: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nv37sGDpbxM&t=31s  Charlie Methven’s music meeting: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4bORXW9xeU Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Plus: Juan Bernabe and his disgraced eagle are back, Derek Chisora is popping pingers at raves and Barcelona’s secret on-pitch messages to Syrian rebels.


Join Zach and Jack for another edition of Extra Shot, the weekly pod spilling the funniest stories in sport this week.


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Syrian state TV accuse Barcelona of passing coded messages to rebel insurgents: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nv37sGDpbxM&t=31s 


Charlie Methven’s music meeting: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4bORXW9xeU

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]]> 3295 yes Andy van der Meyde: I craved naked women https://shows.acast.com/the-upshot-1/episodes/andy-van-der-meyde-i-craved-naked-women He was the Everton flop with a penchant for £5 lapdances. And off the pitch, the drunken Dutchman was on a wild rampage through Merseyside’s seedy underbelly. Shandy Andy dragged 15 year olds to strip clubs, had naked scraps with David Moyes and crammed two horses into the backseat of his BMW. From affairs with strippers to dog turds to the face, this is the story of a wonderkid gone wild… Links from the pod: Sent off for elbowing Xabi Alonso in the face: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aK1OgXr1X5o&t=260s Dog kidnappers doing donuts in his car: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aafw9OhkJgo The famous cross: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tweo0b-dk6A  Lingerie world cup: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_E7amUACrZE&list=PLHza97vd2ltea2wGLgy28SU1blnKooSx1&index=8  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Tue, 11 Feb 2025 05:00:00 -0000 Andy van der Meyde: I craved naked women full The Upshot The Everton flop dragged 15 year olds to strip clubs, had naked scraps with David Moyes and crammed two horses into the backseat of his BMW. He was the Everton flop with a penchant for £5 lapdances. And off the pitch, the drunken Dutchman was on a wild rampage through Merseyside’s seedy underbelly. Shandy Andy dragged 15 year olds to strip clubs, had naked scraps with David Moyes and crammed two horses into the backseat of his BMW. From affairs with strippers to dog turds to the face, this is the story of a wonderkid gone wild… Links from the pod: Sent off for elbowing Xabi Alonso in the face: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aK1OgXr1X5o&t=260s Dog kidnappers doing donuts in his car: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aafw9OhkJgo The famous cross: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tweo0b-dk6A  Lingerie world cup: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_E7amUACrZE&list=PLHza97vd2ltea2wGLgy28SU1blnKooSx1&index=8  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices He was the Everton flop with a penchant for £5 lapdances.


And off the pitch, the drunken Dutchman was on a wild rampage through Merseyside’s seedy underbelly.


Shandy Andy dragged 15 year olds to strip clubs, had naked scraps with David Moyes and crammed two horses into the backseat of his BMW.


From affairs with strippers to dog turds to the face, this is the story of a wonderkid gone wild…


Links from the pod:


Sent off for elbowing Xabi Alonso in the face: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aK1OgXr1X5o&t=260s


Dog kidnappers doing donuts in his car: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aafw9OhkJgo


The famous cross: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tweo0b-dk6A 


Lingerie world cup: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_E7amUACrZE&list=PLHza97vd2ltea2wGLgy28SU1blnKooSx1&index=8 



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]]> 3850 yes Iker Casillas lost in f*ckland https://shows.acast.com/the-upshot-1/episodes/iker-casillas-lost-in-fckland Plus: The former West Ham star’s £2m museum heist and “blood everywhere” at Nicky Butt’s birthday bash. Join Zach and Jack for another edition of Extra Shot, the weekly pod spilling the funniest stories in sport this week. If you’re enjoying the pod please share it with your friends on WhatsApp. Links from the pod: Enzo Fernandez shorts sniffer: https://x.com/paddypower/status/1886538842338971902 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Thu, 06 Feb 2025 05:00:00 -0000 Iker Casillas lost in f*ckland full The Upshot Plus: Ex-West Ham star’s £2m museum heist and “blood everywhere” at Nicky Butt’s birthday bash. Plus: The former West Ham star’s £2m museum heist and “blood everywhere” at Nicky Butt’s birthday bash. Join Zach and Jack for another edition of Extra Shot, the weekly pod spilling the funniest stories in sport this week. If you’re enjoying the pod please share it with your friends on WhatsApp. Links from the pod: Enzo Fernandez shorts sniffer: https://x.com/paddypower/status/1886538842338971902 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Plus: The former West Ham star’s £2m museum heist and “blood everywhere” at Nicky Butt’s birthday bash.


Join Zach and Jack for another edition of Extra Shot, the weekly pod spilling the funniest stories in sport this week.


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Enzo Fernandez shorts sniffer: https://x.com/paddypower/status/1886538842338971902

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]]> 2963 no Eric Cantona: a seedier part of town (part two) https://shows.acast.com/the-upshot-1/episodes/eric-cantona-a-seedier-part-of-town-part-two You might remember Eric Cantona as a philosopher-king with a penchant for kung fu kicks. But there's more. So much more.  In 14 glorious years, King Eric scrapped with crooked coppers, had an affair with a United teammate’s wife and threatened to piss on the Pope. From nightclub threesomes to bong hits on military service, this is his story… Links from the pod: The infamous Karate kick:  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wpLaEASoTms Jonathan Pearce’s commentary: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dHld_7DqMd8 Seagulls follow the trawler: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bTq6aApCBnA Liam Gallagher on Cantona’s music video: https://youtu.be/v92s2Vextvw?si=XCw7unn0SbEu8wtY&t=50  Champions League draw speech: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=INiT1cA_Eqk Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Tue, 04 Feb 2025 05:00:00 -0000 Eric Cantona: a seedier part of town (part two) full The Upshot In 14 glorious years, King Eric scrapped with crooked coppers, had an affair with a United teammate’s wife and ripped the bong on military service. You might remember Eric Cantona as a philosopher-king with a penchant for kung fu kicks. But there's more. So much more.  In 14 glorious years, King Eric scrapped with crooked coppers, had an affair with a United teammate’s wife and threatened to piss on the Pope. From nightclub threesomes to bong hits on military service, this is his story… Links from the pod: The infamous Karate kick:  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wpLaEASoTms Jonathan Pearce’s commentary: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dHld_7DqMd8 Seagulls follow the trawler: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bTq6aApCBnA Liam Gallagher on Cantona’s music video: https://youtu.be/v92s2Vextvw?si=XCw7unn0SbEu8wtY&t=50  Champions League draw speech: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=INiT1cA_Eqk Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices You might remember Eric Cantona as a philosopher-king with a penchant for kung fu kicks. But there's more. So much more. 


In 14 glorious years, King Eric scrapped with crooked coppers, had an affair with a United teammate’s wife and threatened to piss on the Pope.


From nightclub threesomes to bong hits on military service, this is his story…


Links from the pod:


The infamous Karate kick: 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wpLaEASoTms


Jonathan Pearce’s commentary: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dHld_7DqMd8


Seagulls follow the trawler: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bTq6aApCBnA


Liam Gallagher on Cantona’s music video: https://youtu.be/v92s2Vextvw?si=XCw7unn0SbEu8wtY&t=50 


Champions League draw speech: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=INiT1cA_Eqk

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]]> 3393 yes Serie A legend arrested for coke smuggling https://shows.acast.com/the-upshot-1/episodes/serie-a-legend-arrested-for-coke-smuggling Plus: Luke Littler deluged by DMs from Insta hotties, Kyle Walker slides into Berlusconi’s lair, and Donald Trump is drooling over Coleen Rooney. Join Zach, Jack and special guest JP Lockwood for another edition of Extra Shot, the weekly pod spilling the funniest stories in sport this week. If you’re enjoying the pod please share it with your friends on WhatsApp. Links from the pod: If you want to nosh off JP, contact him at: https://www.instagram.com/jp_lockwood/ Man United fan turning into Peter Sutcliffe: https://www.instagram.com/p/DFSXr0so6-N/  Kyle Walker’s huge rodent at Berlusconi Airport: https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/1i8q88y/while_fans_and_media_waited_outside_milan_linate/  Sergio Concecaio attacking his players at full time: https://x.com/Angelo_ACM99/status/1883509533798273225  Barron Trump playing football: https://x.com/DefiantWorld/status/1865141665523970449  Ray Parlour’s Cold War mix up: https://x.com/AndyHa_/status/1882752832933437898  Danny Green holocaust memorial selfie: https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2014/oct/08/san-antonio-spurs-danny-green-holocaust-selfie  Ray Parlour 15 going on 50: https://x.com/80sAging/status/1219945264955494403  American fans tailgating with a jacuzzi in the pick up truck: https://rutgers.forums.rivals.com/threads/ot-a-tailgate-must-have-lmao.126849/  Qualigating with a candelabra at Royal Ascot: https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinteresting/comments/vfunq6/ascot_horse_race_attendees_brought_a_candelabra/  Philadelphia Eagles fan shopping trolley hog roast: https://x.com/FrancesPatano/status/1883569984322097188   https://x.com/OnPattison/status/1883570198483272151  And firing a gun at the celebrations: https://x.com/philly_captain/status/1883731840072376451  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Thu, 30 Jan 2025 05:00:00 -0000 Serie A legend arrested for coke smuggling full The Upshot Plus: Luke Littler deluged by DMs from Insta hotties, Kyle Walker slides into Berlusconi’s lair, and Donald Trump is drooling over Coleen Rooney. Plus: Luke Littler deluged by DMs from Insta hotties, Kyle Walker slides into Berlusconi’s lair, and Donald Trump is drooling over Coleen Rooney. Join Zach, Jack and special guest JP Lockwood for another edition of Extra Shot, the weekly pod spilling the funniest stories in sport this week. If you’re enjoying the pod please share it with your friends on WhatsApp. Links from the pod: If you want to nosh off JP, contact him at: https://www.instagram.com/jp_lockwood/ Man United fan turning into Peter Sutcliffe: https://www.instagram.com/p/DFSXr0so6-N/  Kyle Walker’s huge rodent at Berlusconi Airport: https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/1i8q88y/while_fans_and_media_waited_outside_milan_linate/  Sergio Concecaio attacking his players at full time: https://x.com/Angelo_ACM99/status/1883509533798273225  Barron Trump playing football: https://x.com/DefiantWorld/status/1865141665523970449  Ray Parlour’s Cold War mix up: https://x.com/AndyHa_/status/1882752832933437898  Danny Green holocaust memorial selfie: https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2014/oct/08/san-antonio-spurs-danny-green-holocaust-selfie  Ray Parlour 15 going on 50: https://x.com/80sAging/status/1219945264955494403  American fans tailgating with a jacuzzi in the pick up truck: https://rutgers.forums.rivals.com/threads/ot-a-tailgate-must-have-lmao.126849/  Qualigating with a candelabra at Royal Ascot: https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinteresting/comments/vfunq6/ascot_horse_race_attendees_brought_a_candelabra/  Philadelphia Eagles fan shopping trolley hog roast: https://x.com/FrancesPatano/status/1883569984322097188   https://x.com/OnPattison/status/1883570198483272151  And firing a gun at the celebrations: https://x.com/philly_captain/status/1883731840072376451  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Plus: Luke Littler deluged by DMs from Insta hotties, Kyle Walker slides into Berlusconi’s lair, and Donald Trump is drooling over Coleen Rooney.


Join Zach, Jack and special guest JP Lockwood for another edition of Extra Shot, the weekly pod spilling the funniest stories in sport this week.


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Links from the pod:


If you want to nosh off JP, contact him at: https://www.instagram.com/jp_lockwood/


Man United fan turning into Peter Sutcliffe: https://www.instagram.com/p/DFSXr0so6-N/ 


Kyle Walker’s huge rodent at Berlusconi Airport: https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/1i8q88y/while_fans_and_media_waited_outside_milan_linate/ 


Sergio Concecaio attacking his players at full time: https://x.com/Angelo_ACM99/status/1883509533798273225 


Barron Trump playing football: https://x.com/DefiantWorld/status/1865141665523970449 


Ray Parlour’s Cold War mix up: https://x.com/AndyHa_/status/1882752832933437898 


Danny Green holocaust memorial selfie: https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2014/oct/08/san-antonio-spurs-danny-green-holocaust-selfie 


Ray Parlour 15 going on 50: https://x.com/80sAging/status/1219945264955494403 


American fans tailgating with a jacuzzi in the pick up truck: https://rutgers.forums.rivals.com/threads/ot-a-tailgate-must-have-lmao.126849/ 


Qualigating with a candelabra at Royal Ascot: https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinteresting/comments/vfunq6/ascot_horse_race_attendees_brought_a_candelabra/ 


Philadelphia Eagles fan shopping trolley hog roast: https://x.com/FrancesPatano/status/1883569984322097188  

https://x.com/OnPattison/status/1883570198483272151 


And firing a gun at the celebrations: https://x.com/philly_captain/status/1883731840072376451 

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]]> 4007 yes Eric Cantona: do not resist the forbidden fruit (part one) https://shows.acast.com/the-upshot-1/episodes/eric-cantona-do-not-resist-the-forbidden-fruit-part-one You might remember Eric Cantona as a philosopher-king with a penchant for kung fu kicks.But there's more. So much more.  In 14 glorious years, King Eric scrapped with crooked coppers, had an affair with a United teammate’s wife and threatened to piss on the Pope. From nightclub threesomes to bong hits on military service, this is his story… Links from the pod: Kung fu tackle on opponent: https://x.com/UpshotTowers/status/1616050468597239810  Calling France manager a “sac a merde” on TV: https://youtu.be/iTQf1Iz4NMM?si=VDT9cB4KAVx2QYzx&t=46  Throwing the ball at the ref: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=734qFO0OnJc  Eric’s very normal house and radioactive insect fleece: https://www.reddit.com/r/CasualUK/comments/pno4c4/watching_this_football_thing_on_bbc2_anyone_else/  Galatasaray match buildup: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tn4sCkjDKU8&t=95s Red card v Galatasaray: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vUkdgmQaHJs&t=98s  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Tue, 28 Jan 2025 05:00:00 -0000 Eric Cantona: do not resist the forbidden fruit (part one) full The Upshot In 14 glorious years, King Eric scrapped with crooked coppers, had an affair with a United teammate’s wife and ripped the bong on military service. You might remember Eric Cantona as a philosopher-king with a penchant for kung fu kicks.But there's more. So much more.  In 14 glorious years, King Eric scrapped with crooked coppers, had an affair with a United teammate’s wife and threatened to piss on the Pope. From nightclub threesomes to bong hits on military service, this is his story… Links from the pod: Kung fu tackle on opponent: https://x.com/UpshotTowers/status/1616050468597239810  Calling France manager a “sac a merde” on TV: https://youtu.be/iTQf1Iz4NMM?si=VDT9cB4KAVx2QYzx&t=46  Throwing the ball at the ref: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=734qFO0OnJc  Eric’s very normal house and radioactive insect fleece: https://www.reddit.com/r/CasualUK/comments/pno4c4/watching_this_football_thing_on_bbc2_anyone_else/  Galatasaray match buildup: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tn4sCkjDKU8&t=95s Red card v Galatasaray: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vUkdgmQaHJs&t=98s  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices You might remember Eric Cantona as a philosopher-king with a penchant for kung fu kicks.But there's more. So much more. 


In 14 glorious years, King Eric scrapped with crooked coppers, had an affair with a United teammate’s wife and threatened to piss on the Pope.


From nightclub threesomes to bong hits on military service, this is his story…


Links from the pod:


Kung fu tackle on opponent: https://x.com/UpshotTowers/status/1616050468597239810 


Calling France manager a “sac a merde” on TV: https://youtu.be/iTQf1Iz4NMM?si=VDT9cB4KAVx2QYzx&t=46 


Throwing the ball at the ref: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=734qFO0OnJc 


Eric’s very normal house and radioactive insect fleece: https://www.reddit.com/r/CasualUK/comments/pno4c4/watching_this_football_thing_on_bbc2_anyone_else/ 


Galatasaray match buildup: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tn4sCkjDKU8&t=95s


Red card v Galatasaray: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vUkdgmQaHJs&t=98s 

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]]> 2992 yes John Terry returns to haunt Wayne Bridge https://shows.acast.com/the-upshot-1/episodes/john-terry-returns-to-haunt-wayne-bridge Plus: Emmanuel Petit condemns his Arsenal coach to death, a Real Madrid legend caught smuggling illegal seafood and a Brazilian star’s bonking calendar. Join Zach and Jack for another edition of Extra Shot, the weekly pod spilling the funniest stories in sport this week. If you’re enjoying the pod please share it with your friends on WhatsApp. Links from the pod: KSI trash talking Wayne Bridge: https://x.com/HappyPunch/status/1881364413514756161  Emmanuel Petit “RIP Pat Rice”: https://x.com/ChrisPrice_86/status/1881476716851531989  Fabio Coentrao arguing with reporters: https://x.com/_hilikus_/status/1879891169704112391  Devyerson diving when the referee touches him: https://x.com/Rainmaker1973/status/1863264377878560869  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Thu, 23 Jan 2025 05:00:00 -0000 John Terry returns to haunt Wayne Bridge full The Upshot Plus: Emmanuel Petit condemns his Arsenal coach to death, a Real Madrid legend caught smuggling illegal seafood and a Brazilian star’s bonking calendar. Plus: Emmanuel Petit condemns his Arsenal coach to death, a Real Madrid legend caught smuggling illegal seafood and a Brazilian star’s bonking calendar. Join Zach and Jack for another edition of Extra Shot, the weekly pod spilling the funniest stories in sport this week. If you’re enjoying the pod please share it with your friends on WhatsApp. Links from the pod: KSI trash talking Wayne Bridge: https://x.com/HappyPunch/status/1881364413514756161  Emmanuel Petit “RIP Pat Rice”: https://x.com/ChrisPrice_86/status/1881476716851531989  Fabio Coentrao arguing with reporters: https://x.com/_hilikus_/status/1879891169704112391  Devyerson diving when the referee touches him: https://x.com/Rainmaker1973/status/1863264377878560869  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Plus: Emmanuel Petit condemns his Arsenal coach to death, a Real Madrid legend caught smuggling illegal seafood and a Brazilian star’s bonking calendar.


Join Zach and Jack for another edition of Extra Shot, the weekly pod spilling the funniest stories in sport this week.


If you’re enjoying the pod please share it with your friends on WhatsApp.


Links from the pod:


KSI trash talking Wayne Bridge: https://x.com/HappyPunch/status/1881364413514756161 


Emmanuel Petit “RIP Pat Rice”: https://x.com/ChrisPrice_86/status/1881476716851531989 


Fabio Coentrao arguing with reporters: https://x.com/_hilikus_/status/1879891169704112391 


Devyerson diving when the referee touches him: https://x.com/Rainmaker1973/status/1863264377878560869 

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]]> 3416 yes Nick Kyrgios: he banged your girlfriend bro https://shows.acast.com/the-upshot-1/episodes/nick-kyrgios-he-banged-your-girlfriend-bro With guest Josh Berry (@joshberrycomedy) The world of tennis is filled with highly-strung oddballs. But no one is quite like Nick Kyrgios. The Aussie maverick terrorises umpires, scraps in the locker room and shags fans on a weekly basis. From masked gunmen to pre-match benders at Wimbledon, meet the bad boy of the baseline… Links from the pod: Bollocking umpires: https://youtu.be/P0dKBZNzxog?si=n-YAw9A7qX6Pu3K1&t=10  “Kokkinakis banged your girlfriend”: https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2015/aug/13/kokkinakis-banged-your-girlfriend-nick-kyrgios-sledges-stan-wawrinka  Wanking with a water bottle at Queen’s: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5GHkg5Xx18s  Press conference after night at the pub with journalists: https://www.tiktok.com/@nickkyrgios/video/7331678792403995905 And spotting a friend: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/R3tRpQiVRyI Scrapping with Croatian coaches in the locker room: https://youtu.be/Mj-y_g8xQTY?si=pLVvCSFQqlwdxkzr&t=340  “She’s had about 700 drinks bro”: https://youtu.be/gHKvubR5-Cs?si=sYA19mjigvyrabVh&t=35 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Tue, 21 Jan 2025 05:00:00 -0000 Nick Kyrgios: he banged your girlfriend bro full The Upshot From masked gunmen to pre-match benders at Wimbledon, meet the bad boy of the baseline… With guest Josh Berry (@joshberrycomedy) The world of tennis is filled with highly-strung oddballs. But no one is quite like Nick Kyrgios. The Aussie maverick terrorises umpires, scraps in the locker room and shags fans on a weekly basis. From masked gunmen to pre-match benders at Wimbledon, meet the bad boy of the baseline… Links from the pod: Bollocking umpires: https://youtu.be/P0dKBZNzxog?si=n-YAw9A7qX6Pu3K1&t=10  “Kokkinakis banged your girlfriend”: https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2015/aug/13/kokkinakis-banged-your-girlfriend-nick-kyrgios-sledges-stan-wawrinka  Wanking with a water bottle at Queen’s: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5GHkg5Xx18s  Press conference after night at the pub with journalists: https://www.tiktok.com/@nickkyrgios/video/7331678792403995905 And spotting a friend: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/R3tRpQiVRyI Scrapping with Croatian coaches in the locker room: https://youtu.be/Mj-y_g8xQTY?si=pLVvCSFQqlwdxkzr&t=340  “She’s had about 700 drinks bro”: https://youtu.be/gHKvubR5-Cs?si=sYA19mjigvyrabVh&t=35 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices With guest Josh Berry (@joshberrycomedy)


The world of tennis is filled with highly-strung oddballs. But no one is quite like Nick Kyrgios.


The Aussie maverick terrorises umpires, scraps in the locker room and shags fans on a weekly basis.


From masked gunmen to pre-match benders at Wimbledon, meet the bad boy of the baseline…


Links from the pod:


Bollocking umpires: https://youtu.be/P0dKBZNzxog?si=n-YAw9A7qX6Pu3K1&t=10 


“Kokkinakis banged your girlfriend”: https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2015/aug/13/kokkinakis-banged-your-girlfriend-nick-kyrgios-sledges-stan-wawrinka 


Wanking with a water bottle at Queen’s: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5GHkg5Xx18s 


Press conference after night at the pub with journalists: https://www.tiktok.com/@nickkyrgios/video/7331678792403995905


And spotting a friend: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/R3tRpQiVRyI


Scrapping with Croatian coaches in the locker room: https://youtu.be/Mj-y_g8xQTY?si=pLVvCSFQqlwdxkzr&t=340 


“She’s had about 700 drinks bro”: https://youtu.be/gHKvubR5-Cs?si=sYA19mjigvyrabVh&t=35

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]]> 4243 yes Is Jake Humphrey a bellend? https://shows.acast.com/the-upshot-1/episodes/is-jake-humphrey-a-bellend Plus: Pep’s bollocking teenagers, Ray Parlour’s WW2 punditry and Lazio sack their mascot over his penis operation photoshoot. Join Zach and Jack for another edition of Extra Shot, the weekly pod spilling the funniest stories in sport this week. If you’re enjoying the pod please share it with your friends on WhatsApp etc so our audience numbers shoot up faster than Juan Bernabe’s prosthetic. Links from the pod: Lazio falconer’s prosthetic penis (NOT suitable for work): https://x.com/Zenxkami/status/1878780545376948298 Ray Parlour’s WW2 punditry: https://x.com/AJ_909/status/1878021868940071212  Graeme Souness “that cat’s done nothing wrong”: https://x.com/SkySportsPL/status/1492913779151151105  Pep bollocking autograph hunters: https://x.com/Football__Tweet/status/1878518572357501283  Joe Biden Black and Tans blunder: https://x.com/DazmanOnline/status/1646233718544007187  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Thu, 16 Jan 2025 05:00:00 -0000 Is Jake Humphrey a bellend? full The Upshot Plus: Pep’s bollocking teenagers, Ray Parlour’s WW2 punditry and Lazio sack their mascot over his penis operation photoshoot. Plus: Pep’s bollocking teenagers, Ray Parlour’s WW2 punditry and Lazio sack their mascot over his penis operation photoshoot. Join Zach and Jack for another edition of Extra Shot, the weekly pod spilling the funniest stories in sport this week. If you’re enjoying the pod please share it with your friends on WhatsApp etc so our audience numbers shoot up faster than Juan Bernabe’s prosthetic. Links from the pod: Lazio falconer’s prosthetic penis (NOT suitable for work): https://x.com/Zenxkami/status/1878780545376948298 Ray Parlour’s WW2 punditry: https://x.com/AJ_909/status/1878021868940071212  Graeme Souness “that cat’s done nothing wrong”: https://x.com/SkySportsPL/status/1492913779151151105  Pep bollocking autograph hunters: https://x.com/Football__Tweet/status/1878518572357501283  Joe Biden Black and Tans blunder: https://x.com/DazmanOnline/status/1646233718544007187  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Plus: Pep’s bollocking teenagers, Ray Parlour’s WW2 punditry and Lazio sack their mascot over his penis operation photoshoot.


Join Zach and Jack for another edition of Extra Shot, the weekly pod spilling the funniest stories in sport this week.


If you’re enjoying the pod please share it with your friends on WhatsApp etc so our audience numbers shoot up faster than Juan Bernabe’s prosthetic.


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Lazio falconer’s prosthetic penis (NOT suitable for work): https://x.com/Zenxkami/status/1878780545376948298


Ray Parlour’s WW2 punditry: https://x.com/AJ_909/status/1878021868940071212 


Graeme Souness “that cat’s done nothing wrong”: https://x.com/SkySportsPL/status/1492913779151151105 


Pep bollocking autograph hunters: https://x.com/Football__Tweet/status/1878518572357501283 


Joe Biden Black and Tans blunder: https://x.com/DazmanOnline/status/1646233718544007187 

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]]> 3375 yes Maradona the manager: keep on sucking (part 2) https://shows.acast.com/the-upshot-1/episodes/maradona-the-manager-keep-on-sucking-part-2 Welcome back to part two of Diego in the dugout. At the end of part one, Maradona had left football behind to wallow in a life of booze, burgers and booty. But in 2008, he returns to Argentine football for the biggest job of all. And that’s where the chaos really starts… With guest JP Lockwood. Links from the pod: Belly sliding down the touchline against Peru: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J4sdPODn4S0  Running over a reporter: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xU_QQBoSphc&t=6s  Diego off his face at the 2018 World Cup: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cY7S4ex-7BM  Post match interview for Dorados: https://x.com/ESPNUK/status/1066991711929466880  Doing coke on the touchline: https://www.reddit.com/r/DanLeBatardShow/comments/f63x9t/diego_maradona_getting_a_bag_of_coke_on_the/  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Tue, 14 Jan 2025 05:00:00 -0000 Maradona the manager: keep on sucking (part 2) full The Upshot Welcome back to part two of Diego in the dugout… Welcome back to part two of Diego in the dugout. At the end of part one, Maradona had left football behind to wallow in a life of booze, burgers and booty. But in 2008, he returns to Argentine football for the biggest job of all. And that’s where the chaos really starts… With guest JP Lockwood. Links from the pod: Belly sliding down the touchline against Peru: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J4sdPODn4S0  Running over a reporter: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xU_QQBoSphc&t=6s  Diego off his face at the 2018 World Cup: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cY7S4ex-7BM  Post match interview for Dorados: https://x.com/ESPNUK/status/1066991711929466880  Doing coke on the touchline: https://www.reddit.com/r/DanLeBatardShow/comments/f63x9t/diego_maradona_getting_a_bag_of_coke_on_the/  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Welcome back to part two of Diego in the dugout.


At the end of part one, Maradona had left football behind to wallow in a life of booze, burgers and booty.


But in 2008, he returns to Argentine football for the biggest job of all. And that’s where the chaos really starts…


With guest JP Lockwood.


Links from the pod:


Belly sliding down the touchline against Peru: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J4sdPODn4S0 


Running over a reporter: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xU_QQBoSphc&t=6s 


Diego off his face at the 2018 World Cup: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cY7S4ex-7BM 


Post match interview for Dorados: https://x.com/ESPNUK/status/1066991711929466880 


Doing coke on the touchline: https://www.reddit.com/r/DanLeBatardShow/comments/f63x9t/diego_maradona_getting_a_bag_of_coke_on_the/ 

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]]> 2210 yes Boca Juniors’ syphilis outbreak https://shows.acast.com/the-upshot-1/episodes/boca-juniors-syphilis-outbreak Plus: The FA Cup manager keeping crocodiles in his bungalow, Brazil striker Hulk finally marries his niece, and what do Adrian Mutu, Friedrich Nietszche and Hitler have in common? Join Zach and Jack for another edition of Extra Shot, our weekly pod spilling the funniest stories in sport this week. Subscribe to our newsletter and get a five min rundown of the funniest stories in sport in your inbox every Friday: https://www.upshot.email/subscribe?utm_source=pod  Links from the pod: Messi speaking English in the Bad Boys 4 trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JY1K5pxcX5k  Southampton fan booed for predicting 5-0 defeat: https://x.com/HugoScheckter/status/1875613672359522817  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Thu, 09 Jan 2025 05:00:12 -0000 Boca Juniors’ syphilis outbreak full The Upshot Plus: The FA Cup manager keeping crocodiles in his bungalow, Brazil striker Hulk finally marries his niece, and what do Adrian Mutu, Friedrich Nietszche and Hitler have in common? Plus: The FA Cup manager keeping crocodiles in his bungalow, Brazil striker Hulk finally marries his niece, and what do Adrian Mutu, Friedrich Nietszche and Hitler have in common? Join Zach and Jack for another edition of Extra Shot, our weekly pod spilling the funniest stories in sport this week. Subscribe to our newsletter and get a five min rundown of the funniest stories in sport in your inbox every Friday: https://www.upshot.email/subscribe?utm_source=pod  Links from the pod: Messi speaking English in the Bad Boys 4 trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JY1K5pxcX5k  Southampton fan booed for predicting 5-0 defeat: https://x.com/HugoScheckter/status/1875613672359522817  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Plus: The FA Cup manager keeping crocodiles in his bungalow, Brazil striker Hulk finally marries his niece, and what do Adrian Mutu, Friedrich Nietszche and Hitler have in common?


Join Zach and Jack for another edition of Extra Shot, our weekly pod spilling the funniest stories in sport this week.


Subscribe to our newsletter and get a five min rundown of the funniest stories in sport in your inbox every Friday:

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Links from the pod:


Messi speaking English in the Bad Boys 4 trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JY1K5pxcX5k 


Southampton fan booed for predicting 5-0 defeat: https://x.com/HugoScheckter/status/1875613672359522817 

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]]> 3477 yes Maradona the manager: all the gear but no idea (part 1) https://shows.acast.com/the-upshot-1/episodes/maradona-the-manager-all-the-gear-but-no-idea-part-1 When you unleash the pure chaos of Diego Maradona in the dugout, it's going to be a wild ride. As a manager, Diego ran over reporters, threatened to kill Liam Gallagher and snorted coke on the touchline. Meet Maradona the manager... With guest JP Lockwood. Links from the pod: Giving two middle fingers to the crowd at Racing Club: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/AU1jy8Af1EI  Liam Gallagher recalls meeting Diego: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YUNHaq_xOEk  Partying at Rio Carnival: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lWlLEdgP2EA  Shooting journalists with an air rifle: https://youtu.be/bGDhj26Onq4?si=nYujSHOoDQphgDPs&t=25  Maradona at 19 stone: https://images.app.goo.gl/hw79TiRxmbgSX2ZW9  Doing headers with Pele: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pjtA1J9XxpA Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Tue, 07 Jan 2025 05:00:14 -0000 Maradona the manager: all the gear but no idea (part 1) full The Upshot When you unleash the pure chaos of Diego Maradona in the dugout, it's going to be a wild ride. From snorting coke on the touchline to threatening to kill Liam Gallagher, meet Maradona the manager... When you unleash the pure chaos of Diego Maradona in the dugout, it's going to be a wild ride. As a manager, Diego ran over reporters, threatened to kill Liam Gallagher and snorted coke on the touchline. Meet Maradona the manager... With guest JP Lockwood. Links from the pod: Giving two middle fingers to the crowd at Racing Club: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/AU1jy8Af1EI  Liam Gallagher recalls meeting Diego: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YUNHaq_xOEk  Partying at Rio Carnival: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lWlLEdgP2EA  Shooting journalists with an air rifle: https://youtu.be/bGDhj26Onq4?si=nYujSHOoDQphgDPs&t=25  Maradona at 19 stone: https://images.app.goo.gl/hw79TiRxmbgSX2ZW9  Doing headers with Pele: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pjtA1J9XxpA Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices When you unleash the pure chaos of Diego Maradona in the dugout, it's going to be a wild ride.


As a manager, Diego ran over reporters, threatened to kill Liam Gallagher and snorted coke on the touchline.


Meet Maradona the manager...


With guest JP Lockwood.


Links from the pod:


Giving two middle fingers to the crowd at Racing Club: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/AU1jy8Af1EI 


Liam Gallagher recalls meeting Diego: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YUNHaq_xOEk 


Partying at Rio Carnival: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lWlLEdgP2EA 


Shooting journalists with an air rifle: https://youtu.be/bGDhj26Onq4?si=nYujSHOoDQphgDPs&t=25 


Maradona at 19 stone: https://images.app.goo.gl/hw79TiRxmbgSX2ZW9 


Doing headers with Pele: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pjtA1J9XxpA

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]]> 2528 yes Burglars, bullseyes, and bathtubs of wine: let’s play darts! https://shows.acast.com/the-upshot-1/episodes/burglars-bullseyes-and-bathtubs-of-wine-lets-play-darts Darts was once a humble pub game where tubby punters hustled pensioners for pork scratchings. But in the 1970s, everything changed. As darts went prime time, a rabble of chain-smoking boozehounds were catapulted to a life of mega stardom, from bathtubs of wine to sex-starved American groupies. Laaaaaaaaaaadieeeeeessss and gentlemeeeeeeeeeeen. Let’s. Play. Darts.  With guest Ruth Husko. Links from the pod: Bobby George nipple flap shirt: https://x.com/joshpearson180/status/1692225614252552702   Jocky Wilson popping out false teeth: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zau1C6wtcc0 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Thu, 02 Jan 2025 09:35:32 -0000 Burglars, bullseyes, and bathtubs of wine: let’s play darts! full The Upshot Darts was once a humble pub game. But in the 1970s, everything changed. From bathtubs of wine to sex-starved American groupies… Laaaaaaaaaaadieeeeeessss and gentlemeeeeeeeeeeen. Let’s. Play. Darts. Darts was once a humble pub game where tubby punters hustled pensioners for pork scratchings. But in the 1970s, everything changed. As darts went prime time, a rabble of chain-smoking boozehounds were catapulted to a life of mega stardom, from bathtubs of wine to sex-starved American groupies. Laaaaaaaaaaadieeeeeessss and gentlemeeeeeeeeeeen. Let’s. Play. Darts.  With guest Ruth Husko. Links from the pod: Bobby George nipple flap shirt: https://x.com/joshpearson180/status/1692225614252552702   Jocky Wilson popping out false teeth: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zau1C6wtcc0 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Darts was once a humble pub game where tubby punters hustled pensioners for pork scratchings.


But in the 1970s, everything changed.


As darts went prime time, a rabble of chain-smoking boozehounds were catapulted to a life of mega stardom, from bathtubs of wine to sex-starved American groupies.


Laaaaaaaaaaadieeeeeessss and gentlemeeeeeeeeeeen. Let’s. Play. Darts. 


With guest Ruth Husko.


Links from the pod:


Bobby George nipple flap shirt: https://x.com/joshpearson180/status/1692225614252552702  


Jocky Wilson popping out false teeth: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zau1C6wtcc0

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]]> 4143 yes Jordan Henderson’s Amsterdam sauna adventures https://shows.acast.com/the-upshot-1/episodes/jordan-hendersons-amsterdam-sauna-adventures You’ve opened your presents, polished off the miserable turkey detritus and your racist aunt has finally gone back to Tarrington St Clement. So treat yaself to a quick hit of sporting scandal. It’s Extra Shot… Get ya pubes in order for grandma and 20% off when you use code UPSHOT at http://www.manscaped.com  Subscribe to our newsletter and get a five min rundown of the funniest stories in sport in your inbox every Friday: https://www.upshot.email/subscribe?utm_source=pod  Links from the pod: Jason Tindall Last Christmas: https://x.com/FtblJoe/status/1871811440937709874 Tindall Wham jumper: https://www.telegraph.co.uk/content/dam/football/2024/12/27/TELEMMGLPICT000406353430_17353020956200_trans_NvBQzQNjv4BqxMck747CUKptGWAGQbw16Ke11_axAzbecJbmqTci52M.jpeg?imwidth=350 Jordan Henderson long read in Athletic: https://www.nytimes.com/athletic/6012945/2024/12/23/jordan-henderson-ajax-year-of-living-differently/ Spanish Scrabble champion: https://d.latintimes.com/en/full/564771/nigel-richards-scrabble.jpg?w=736&f=bf7d84cbcfd8ab9f3fcc429d50488d74 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Tue, 31 Dec 2024 05:00:40 -0000 Jordan Henderson’s Amsterdam sauna adventures full The Upshot You’ve opened your presents, polished off the miserable turkey detritus and your racist aunt has finally gone back to Tarrington St Clement. So treat yaself to a quick hit of sporting scandal... You’ve opened your presents, polished off the miserable turkey detritus and your racist aunt has finally gone back to Tarrington St Clement. So treat yaself to a quick hit of sporting scandal. It’s Extra Shot… Get ya pubes in order for grandma and 20% off when you use code UPSHOT at http://www.manscaped.com  Subscribe to our newsletter and get a five min rundown of the funniest stories in sport in your inbox every Friday: https://www.upshot.email/subscribe?utm_source=pod  Links from the pod: Jason Tindall Last Christmas: https://x.com/FtblJoe/status/1871811440937709874 Tindall Wham jumper: https://www.telegraph.co.uk/content/dam/football/2024/12/27/TELEMMGLPICT000406353430_17353020956200_trans_NvBQzQNjv4BqxMck747CUKptGWAGQbw16Ke11_axAzbecJbmqTci52M.jpeg?imwidth=350 Jordan Henderson long read in Athletic: https://www.nytimes.com/athletic/6012945/2024/12/23/jordan-henderson-ajax-year-of-living-differently/ Spanish Scrabble champion: https://d.latintimes.com/en/full/564771/nigel-richards-scrabble.jpg?w=736&f=bf7d84cbcfd8ab9f3fcc429d50488d74 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices You’ve opened your presents, polished off the miserable turkey detritus and your racist aunt has finally gone back to Tarrington St Clement.


So treat yaself to a quick hit of sporting scandal. It’s Extra Shot…


Get ya pubes in order for grandma and 20% off when you use code UPSHOT at http://www.manscaped.com 


Subscribe to our newsletter and get a five min rundown of the funniest stories in sport in your inbox every Friday:

https://www.upshot.email/subscribe?utm_source=pod 


Links from the pod:


Jason Tindall Last Christmas: https://x.com/FtblJoe/status/1871811440937709874


Tindall Wham jumper: https://www.telegraph.co.uk/content/dam/football/2024/12/27/TELEMMGLPICT000406353430_17353020956200_trans_NvBQzQNjv4BqxMck747CUKptGWAGQbw16Ke11_axAzbecJbmqTci52M.jpeg?imwidth=350


Jordan Henderson long read in Athletic: https://www.nytimes.com/athletic/6012945/2024/12/23/jordan-henderson-ajax-year-of-living-differently/


Spanish Scrabble champion: https://d.latintimes.com/en/full/564771/nigel-richards-scrabble.jpg?w=736&f=bf7d84cbcfd8ab9f3fcc429d50488d74



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]]> 3579 yes Poison attacks and cannibal scientists: the twisted world of ballet https://shows.acast.com/the-upshot-1/episodes/poison-attacks-and-cannibal-scientists-the-twisted-world-of The word ballet conjures images of dead-eyed aristocrats peering through tiny binoculars at neurotic gymnasts. But behind the velvet curtain, lies a sinister world of hard drugs, poison attacks and cannibal scientists. From vaginal magic shows to Prince Philip’s mistress, welcome to the dark side of the dance… With guest Erica North. Links from the pod: Clip from The Crown when the Queen discover’s Philip’s mistress: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIcpK34jzcU “You had your own ballerina’s for that”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5P9Mz1WqqHQ   Prince Philip’s boys club scene: https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/10930861/prince-philip-thursday-club-the-crown-real-story-inside-sex-secrets-spies/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Fri, 27 Dec 2024 05:00:57 -0000 Poison attacks and cannibal scientists: the twisted world of ballet full The Upshot From vaginal magic shows to Prince Philip’s mistress, welcome to the dark side of the dance… The word ballet conjures images of dead-eyed aristocrats peering through tiny binoculars at neurotic gymnasts. But behind the velvet curtain, lies a sinister world of hard drugs, poison attacks and cannibal scientists. From vaginal magic shows to Prince Philip’s mistress, welcome to the dark side of the dance… With guest Erica North. Links from the pod: Clip from The Crown when the Queen discover’s Philip’s mistress: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIcpK34jzcU “You had your own ballerina’s for that”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5P9Mz1WqqHQ   Prince Philip’s boys club scene: https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/10930861/prince-philip-thursday-club-the-crown-real-story-inside-sex-secrets-spies/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices The word ballet conjures images of dead-eyed aristocrats peering through tiny binoculars at neurotic gymnasts.


But behind the velvet curtain, lies a sinister world of hard drugs, poison attacks and cannibal scientists.


From vaginal magic shows to Prince Philip’s mistress, welcome to the dark side of the dance…


With guest Erica North.


Links from the pod:


Clip from The Crown when the Queen discover’s Philip’s mistress: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIcpK34jzcU


“You had your own ballerina’s for that”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5P9Mz1WqqHQ  


Prince Philip’s boys club scene: https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/10930861/prince-philip-thursday-club-the-crown-real-story-inside-sex-secrets-spies/

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]]> 3439 yes Drug smuggling wingers and tasered England stars: 2024’s wildest stories https://shows.acast.com/the-upshot-1/episodes/drug-smuggling-wingers-and-tasered-england-stars-2024s-wilde Referees in sex tapes. Neymar slashing his teammate’s tyres. And Cole Palmer’s naked surprise. It’s been a vintage year for sporting scandal. And today we celebrate it all, as we look back on the funniest stories in sport this year.  Links from the pod: Billy Vunipola tasered in Majorca: https://x.com/MailOnline/status/1785230252253302802   Jamie O’Hara dating show: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-13443863/jamie-ohara-love-undercover-peacock-soccer.html  Neymar slashing Renan Lodi’s tyres: https://x.com/porqueTTarg/status/179586197904892349 Neymar playing poker at his daughter’s birthday: https://x.com/kykyszn/status/1778461735663342062 Geoff Hurst loves a glass of Budweiser: https://x.com/WeahsCousin/status/1805564686147960989 La Liga ref’s interview crashed by his parrot: https://x.com/elchiringuitotv/status/1848150321006342508  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Tue, 24 Dec 2024 05:00:46 -0000 Drug smuggling wingers and tasered England stars: 2024’s wildest stories full The Upshot Referees in sex tapes. Neymar slashing his teammate’s tyres. And Cole Palmer’s naked surprise. It’s been a vintage year for sporting scandal… Referees in sex tapes. Neymar slashing his teammate’s tyres. And Cole Palmer’s naked surprise. It’s been a vintage year for sporting scandal. And today we celebrate it all, as we look back on the funniest stories in sport this year.  Links from the pod: Billy Vunipola tasered in Majorca: https://x.com/MailOnline/status/1785230252253302802   Jamie O’Hara dating show: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-13443863/jamie-ohara-love-undercover-peacock-soccer.html  Neymar slashing Renan Lodi’s tyres: https://x.com/porqueTTarg/status/179586197904892349 Neymar playing poker at his daughter’s birthday: https://x.com/kykyszn/status/1778461735663342062 Geoff Hurst loves a glass of Budweiser: https://x.com/WeahsCousin/status/1805564686147960989 La Liga ref’s interview crashed by his parrot: https://x.com/elchiringuitotv/status/1848150321006342508  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Referees in sex tapes. Neymar slashing his teammate’s tyres. And Cole Palmer’s naked surprise.


It’s been a vintage year for sporting scandal.


And today we celebrate it all, as we look back on the funniest stories in sport this year. 


Links from the pod:


Billy Vunipola tasered in Majorca: https://x.com/MailOnline/status/1785230252253302802  


Jamie O’Hara dating show: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-13443863/jamie-ohara-love-undercover-peacock-soccer.html 


Neymar slashing Renan Lodi’s tyres: https://x.com/porqueTTarg/status/179586197904892349


Neymar playing poker at his daughter’s birthday: https://x.com/kykyszn/status/1778461735663342062


Geoff Hurst loves a glass of Budweiser: https://x.com/WeahsCousin/status/1805564686147960989


La Liga ref’s interview crashed by his parrot: https://x.com/elchiringuitotv/status/1848150321006342508 

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]]> 3719 yes Liverpool’s coke-fuelled Christmas bash https://shows.acast.com/the-upshot-1/episodes/liverpools-coke-fuelled-christmas-bash Plus: A top flight ref drugged by an escort, why Wolves can’t trust their new manager and Hamaroaui and Diallo come face to face at last. Join Zach and Jack for another edition of Extra Shot, our weekly pod spilling the funniest stories in sport this week. Get ya pubes in order for grandma and 20% off when you use code UPSHOT at http://www.manscaped.com  Subscribe to our newsletter and get a five min rundown of the funniest stories in sport in your inbox every Friday: https://www.upshot.email/subscribe?utm_source=pod  Links from the pod: Matheus Cunha stealing glasses: https://x.com/WolvesTalk/status/1868233601248047137  Gary Neville hates Christmas dinner: https://x.com/AMonFootball/status/1560409480390664192  Avram Glazer’s strange haircut: ​​https://images.app.goo.gl/JL6quekmMgU7tKM69 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Thu, 19 Dec 2024 05:00:18 -0000 Liverpool’s coke-fuelled Christmas bash full The Upshot Plus: A top flight ref drugged by an escort, why Wolves can’t trust their new manager and Hamaroaui and Diallo come face to face. Join Zach and Jack for another edition of Extra Shot, our weekly pod spilling the funniest stories in sport this week. Plus: A top flight ref drugged by an escort, why Wolves can’t trust their new manager and Hamaroaui and Diallo come face to face at last. Join Zach and Jack for another edition of Extra Shot, our weekly pod spilling the funniest stories in sport this week. Get ya pubes in order for grandma and 20% off when you use code UPSHOT at http://www.manscaped.com  Subscribe to our newsletter and get a five min rundown of the funniest stories in sport in your inbox every Friday: https://www.upshot.email/subscribe?utm_source=pod  Links from the pod: Matheus Cunha stealing glasses: https://x.com/WolvesTalk/status/1868233601248047137  Gary Neville hates Christmas dinner: https://x.com/AMonFootball/status/1560409480390664192  Avram Glazer’s strange haircut: ​​https://images.app.goo.gl/JL6quekmMgU7tKM69 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Plus: A top flight ref drugged by an escort, why Wolves can’t trust their new manager and Hamaroaui and Diallo come face to face at last.


Join Zach and Jack for another edition of Extra Shot, our weekly pod spilling the funniest stories in sport this week.


Get ya pubes in order for grandma and 20% off when you use code UPSHOT at http://www.manscaped.com 


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Matheus Cunha stealing glasses: https://x.com/WolvesTalk/status/1868233601248047137 


Gary Neville hates Christmas dinner: https://x.com/AMonFootball/status/1560409480390664192 


Avram Glazer’s strange haircut: ​​https://images.app.goo.gl/JL6quekmMgU7tKM69

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]]> 3144 yes George Best: where did it all go wrong? (part two) https://shows.acast.com/the-upshot-1/episodes/george-best-where-did-it-all-go-wrong-part-two Welcome to part two of our George Best special. At end of part one, both Best and Man United had sunk into a spiral that would drive them apart. The year is 1974. Now more devoted to sex and booze than football, George has walked out on the club.  And his insatiable appetite for booze and shagging is about to get him into real trouble… With guest Vittorio Angelone (https://www.instagram.com/vittorioangelone) Vittorio’s podcast: https://www.youtube.com/@guidetoparenting Links from the pod: Alex Best talking about his ghost: https://youtu.be/RTI8Nsv_jMc?si=q0pn7IzfcIMZpZSJ&t=267  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Tue, 17 Dec 2024 05:00:58 -0000 George Best: where did it all go wrong? (part two) full The Upshot Welcome to part two of our George Best special. Now more devoted to sex and booze than football, George has walked out on Man United. And his insatiable appetite for booze and shagging is about to get him into real trouble… Welcome to part two of our George Best special. At end of part one, both Best and Man United had sunk into a spiral that would drive them apart. The year is 1974. Now more devoted to sex and booze than football, George has walked out on the club.  And his insatiable appetite for booze and shagging is about to get him into real trouble… With guest Vittorio Angelone (https://www.instagram.com/vittorioangelone) Vittorio’s podcast: https://www.youtube.com/@guidetoparenting Links from the pod: Alex Best talking about his ghost: https://youtu.be/RTI8Nsv_jMc?si=q0pn7IzfcIMZpZSJ&t=267  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Welcome to part two of our George Best special.


At end of part one, both Best and Man United had sunk into a spiral that would drive them apart.


The year is 1974. Now more devoted to sex and booze than football, George has walked out on the club. 


And his insatiable appetite for booze and shagging is about to get him into real trouble…


With guest Vittorio Angelone (https://www.instagram.com/vittorioangelone)


Vittorio’s podcast: https://www.youtube.com/@guidetoparenting


Links from the pod:


Alex Best talking about his ghost: https://youtu.be/RTI8Nsv_jMc?si=q0pn7IzfcIMZpZSJ&t=267 


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]]> 2236 yes Sobbing and screaming at the Pogba witch trials https://shows.acast.com/the-upshot-1/episodes/sobbing-and-screaming-at-the-pogba-witch-trials Plus: Club president gets his secretary pregnant at the Xmas party, Cucurella tanks Puma’s big launch and Jim Ratcliffe cancels Christmas. Join Zach and Jack for another edition of Extra Shot, our weekly pod spilling the funniest stories in sport this week. We’re hiring a video producer, details here: https://www.upshot.email/p/we-re-hiring-a-video-producer Get ya pubes in order for grandma and 20% off when you use code UPSHOT at http://www.manscaped.com  Links from the pod: Michail Antonio emerging unscathed from car crash in a snowman outfit: https://content.api.news/v3/images/bin/c40708cc924fa7bcb0b8d06f022ed526 Get a five min rundown of the funniest stories in sport in your inbox every Friday: https://www.upshot.email/subscribe?utm_source=pod  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Thu, 12 Dec 2024 05:00:00 -0000 Sobbing and screaming at the Pogba witch trials full The Upshot Plus: Club president gets his secretary pregnant at the Xmas party, Cucurella tanks Puma’s launch and Jim Ratcliffe cancels Christmas. Join Zach and Jack for another edition of Extra Shot, our weekly pod spilling the funniest stories in sport this week. Plus: Club president gets his secretary pregnant at the Xmas party, Cucurella tanks Puma’s big launch and Jim Ratcliffe cancels Christmas. Join Zach and Jack for another edition of Extra Shot, our weekly pod spilling the funniest stories in sport this week. We’re hiring a video producer, details here: https://www.upshot.email/p/we-re-hiring-a-video-producer Get ya pubes in order for grandma and 20% off when you use code UPSHOT at http://www.manscaped.com  Links from the pod: Michail Antonio emerging unscathed from car crash in a snowman outfit: https://content.api.news/v3/images/bin/c40708cc924fa7bcb0b8d06f022ed526 Get a five min rundown of the funniest stories in sport in your inbox every Friday: https://www.upshot.email/subscribe?utm_source=pod  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Plus: Club president gets his secretary pregnant at the Xmas party, Cucurella tanks Puma’s big launch and Jim Ratcliffe cancels Christmas.


Join Zach and Jack for another edition of Extra Shot, our weekly pod spilling the funniest stories in sport this week.


We’re hiring a video producer, details here: https://www.upshot.email/p/we-re-hiring-a-video-producer


Get ya pubes in order for grandma and 20% off when you use code UPSHOT at http://www.manscaped.com 


Links from the pod:


Michail Antonio emerging unscathed from car crash in a snowman outfit: https://content.api.news/v3/images/bin/c40708cc924fa7bcb0b8d06f022ed526


Get a five min rundown of the funniest stories in sport in your inbox every Friday:

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]]> 3017 yes George Best: booze, Bond girls and bust-ups (part one) https://shows.acast.com/the-upshot-1/episodes/george-best-booze-bond-girls-and-bust-ups-part-one George Best once said: “If I had to choose between scoring from 40 yards at Anfield or shagging Miss World, it’d be a hard choice. Thankfully, I’ve done both.” And he did far more than that. The United legend knocked out Michael Caine, bedded Bond girls and partied so hard his wife stabbed him in the arse. From “postal sex” to stints in the slammer, this is the story of Georgie Best… With guest Vittorio Angelone (https://www.instagram.com/vittorioangelone) Vittorio’s podcast: https://www.youtube.com/@guidetoparenting Links from the pod: David Healy mural: https://www.davidlyonsphotography.com/image/I0000A8sFl96uB8k George Best dancing at Top of the Pops: https://youtu.be/27ouOE4RvUc?si=onvOxflonQBvYg4x&t=84  Wondergoal against Benfica: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZoL3m8KF8Y4   Eggs advert: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NeXlaN8hUZM  Push up bra advert: https://www.retrojunk.com/c/90LGxlnzJX/body-language-bra-by-playtex-feat-george-best  1968 cup final highlights:   https://youtu.be/WMZ9EVFJRZk?si=_1KaxdsTaAAuQzYk&t=239  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Tue, 10 Dec 2024 05:00:32 -0000 George Best: booze, Bond girls and bust-ups (part one) full The Upshot The United legend knocked out Michael Caine, bedded Bond girls and partied so hard his wife stabbed him in the arse. From “postal sex” to stints in the slammer, this is the story of Georgie Best… George Best once said: “If I had to choose between scoring from 40 yards at Anfield or shagging Miss World, it’d be a hard choice. Thankfully, I’ve done both.” And he did far more than that. The United legend knocked out Michael Caine, bedded Bond girls and partied so hard his wife stabbed him in the arse. From “postal sex” to stints in the slammer, this is the story of Georgie Best… With guest Vittorio Angelone (https://www.instagram.com/vittorioangelone) Vittorio’s podcast: https://www.youtube.com/@guidetoparenting Links from the pod: David Healy mural: https://www.davidlyonsphotography.com/image/I0000A8sFl96uB8k George Best dancing at Top of the Pops: https://youtu.be/27ouOE4RvUc?si=onvOxflonQBvYg4x&t=84  Wondergoal against Benfica: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZoL3m8KF8Y4   Eggs advert: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NeXlaN8hUZM  Push up bra advert: https://www.retrojunk.com/c/90LGxlnzJX/body-language-bra-by-playtex-feat-george-best  1968 cup final highlights:   https://youtu.be/WMZ9EVFJRZk?si=_1KaxdsTaAAuQzYk&t=239  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices George Best once said: “If I had to choose between scoring from 40 yards at Anfield or shagging Miss World, it’d be a hard choice. Thankfully, I’ve done both.”


And he did far more than that.


The United legend knocked out Michael Caine, bedded Bond girls and partied so hard his wife stabbed him in the arse.


From “postal sex” to stints in the slammer, this is the story of Georgie Best…


With guest Vittorio Angelone (https://www.instagram.com/vittorioangelone)


Vittorio’s podcast: https://www.youtube.com/@guidetoparenting


Links from the pod:


David Healy mural: https://www.davidlyonsphotography.com/image/I0000A8sFl96uB8k


George Best dancing at Top of the Pops: https://youtu.be/27ouOE4RvUc?si=onvOxflonQBvYg4x&t=84 


Wondergoal against Benfica: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZoL3m8KF8Y4  


Eggs advert: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NeXlaN8hUZM 


Push up bra advert: https://www.retrojunk.com/c/90LGxlnzJX/body-language-bra-by-playtex-feat-george-best 


1968 cup final highlights:   https://youtu.be/WMZ9EVFJRZk?si=_1KaxdsTaAAuQzYk&t=239 

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]]> 2866 yes Mesut Ozil’s mugger speaks out https://shows.acast.com/the-upshot-1/episodes/mesut-ozils-mugger-speaks-out Plus: The Pogba witch trials begin and the teetotal snooker star KO’d by a pre-match spliff Join Zach and Jack for another edition of Extra Shot, our weekly pod spilling the funniest stories in sport this week. We’re hiring a video producer, details here: https://www.upshot.email/p/we-re-hiring-a-video-producer Get ya pubes in order for grandma and 20% off when you use code UPSHOT at http://www.manscaped.com  Links from the pod: Ozil’s mugger speaks: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CnTwnz9IG0k&t=951s  Get a five min rundown of the funniest stories in sport in your inbox every Friday: https://www.upshot.email/subscribe?utm_source=pod Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Thu, 05 Dec 2024 05:00:33 -0000 Mesut Ozil’s mugger speaks out full The Upshot Plus: The Pogba witch trials begin and the teetotal snooker star KO’d by a pre-match spliff Join Zach and Jack for another edition of Extra Shot, our weekly pod spilling the funniest stories in sport this week. Plus: The Pogba witch trials begin and the teetotal snooker star KO’d by a pre-match spliff Join Zach and Jack for another edition of Extra Shot, our weekly pod spilling the funniest stories in sport this week. We’re hiring a video producer, details here: https://www.upshot.email/p/we-re-hiring-a-video-producer Get ya pubes in order for grandma and 20% off when you use code UPSHOT at http://www.manscaped.com  Links from the pod: Ozil’s mugger speaks: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CnTwnz9IG0k&t=951s  Get a five min rundown of the funniest stories in sport in your inbox every Friday: https://www.upshot.email/subscribe?utm_source=pod Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Plus: The Pogba witch trials begin and the teetotal snooker star KO’d by a pre-match spliff


Join Zach and Jack for another edition of Extra Shot, our weekly pod spilling the funniest stories in sport this week.


We’re hiring a video producer, details here: https://www.upshot.email/p/we-re-hiring-a-video-producer


Get ya pubes in order for grandma and 20% off when you use code UPSHOT at http://www.manscaped.com 


Links from the pod:


Ozil’s mugger speaks: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CnTwnz9IG0k&t=951s 


Get a five min rundown of the funniest stories in sport in your inbox every Friday:

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]]> 3134 yes Hulk Hogan: sex, lies and videotape https://shows.acast.com/the-upshot-1/episodes/hulk-hogan-sex-lies-and-videotape Laaaaadiiiiiies and gentleman, From Tampa, Florida. Weighing in 302lb.  The fiiiiiive time WWF champion. Serial adulterer, steroid addict and sex tape star.  Hollywood. Hulk. Hoooooogaaaaaan. You are listening to JR and Zach at ringside.  And, wait a minute… By gawd, that’s special guest Roisin Lanigan’s music. Follow her on Twitter: https://x.com/rosielanners  Links from the pod: Cameo in Rocky III: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NUAXTDjwdVY  Whatcha gonna do when Hulkamania runs wild on youuuuuuuuuuu!: https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=158438436221521  Putting TV host in a headlock till he passes out: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i7n_SHrK408&t=18s  Thunder in Paradise intro sequence: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x8BKiigBsa8  Hulkster in Heaven song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b9JfhANM9B0  Brooke Hogan music: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vGt0BbwaMUs  On the campaign trail for Trump: https://x.com/yashar/status/1814119261423779924 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Tue, 03 Dec 2024 05:00:24 -0000 Hulk Hogan: sex, lies and videotape full The Upshot Laaaaadiiiiiies and gentleman, From Tampa, Florida. Weighing in 302lb. The fiiiiiiive time WWF champion. Serial adulterer, steroid addict and sex tape star. Hulk. Hoooooogaaaaaan. Laaaaadiiiiiies and gentleman, From Tampa, Florida. Weighing in 302lb.  The fiiiiiive time WWF champion. Serial adulterer, steroid addict and sex tape star.  Hollywood. Hulk. Hoooooogaaaaaan. You are listening to JR and Zach at ringside.  And, wait a minute… By gawd, that’s special guest Roisin Lanigan’s music. Follow her on Twitter: https://x.com/rosielanners  Links from the pod: Cameo in Rocky III: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NUAXTDjwdVY  Whatcha gonna do when Hulkamania runs wild on youuuuuuuuuuu!: https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=158438436221521  Putting TV host in a headlock till he passes out: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i7n_SHrK408&t=18s  Thunder in Paradise intro sequence: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x8BKiigBsa8  Hulkster in Heaven song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b9JfhANM9B0  Brooke Hogan music: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vGt0BbwaMUs  On the campaign trail for Trump: https://x.com/yashar/status/1814119261423779924 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Laaaaadiiiiiies and gentleman, From Tampa, Florida. Weighing in 302lb. 


The fiiiiiive time WWF champion. Serial adulterer, steroid addict and sex tape star. 


Hollywood. Hulk. Hoooooogaaaaaan.


You are listening to JR and Zach at ringside. 


And, wait a minute…


By gawd, that’s special guest Roisin Lanigan’s music. Follow her on Twitter: https://x.com/rosielanners 


Links from the pod:


Cameo in Rocky III: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NUAXTDjwdVY 


Whatcha gonna do when Hulkamania runs wild on youuuuuuuuuuu!: https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=158438436221521 


Putting TV host in a headlock till he passes out: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i7n_SHrK408&t=18s 


Thunder in Paradise intro sequence: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x8BKiigBsa8 


Hulkster in Heaven song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b9JfhANM9B0 


Brooke Hogan music: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vGt0BbwaMUs 


On the campaign trail for Trump: https://x.com/yashar/status/1814119261423779924

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]]> 3874 yes Yet another David Coote scandal https://shows.acast.com/the-upshot-1/episodes/mauro-icardi-bonking-his-barrister Plus: Mauro Icardi's bonking his barrister, Nottingham Forest owner charged with a violent crime and the World champ boxer kidnapping nerds to carry out his criminal schemes. Get 20% off + free shipping with the code UPSHOT at http://www.manscaped.com Links from the pod: Winners get washed: https://x.com/BleacherReport/status/1856402767243358584 Leicester players partying in Copenhagen: https://x.com/craiglcfc/status/1860761917209423956  Leicester players fancy dress: https://images.app.goo.gl/ZWErHU1kLbLTDDq98  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Thu, 28 Nov 2024 05:00:52 -0000 Yet another David Coote scandal full The Upshot Join Zach and Jack for another edition of Extra Shot, our weekly pod spilling the funniest stories in sport this week. Plus: Mauro Icardi's bonking his barrister, Nottingham Forest owner charged with a violent crime and the World champ boxer kidnapping nerds to carry out his criminal schemes. Get 20% off + free shipping with the code UPSHOT at http://www.manscaped.com Links from the pod: Winners get washed: https://x.com/BleacherReport/status/1856402767243358584 Leicester players partying in Copenhagen: https://x.com/craiglcfc/status/1860761917209423956  Leicester players fancy dress: https://images.app.goo.gl/ZWErHU1kLbLTDDq98  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Plus: Mauro Icardi's bonking his barrister, Nottingham Forest owner charged with a violent crime and the World champ boxer kidnapping nerds to carry out his criminal schemes.


Get 20% off + free shipping with the code UPSHOT at http://www.manscaped.com


Links from the pod:


Winners get washed: https://x.com/BleacherReport/status/1856402767243358584


Leicester players partying in Copenhagen: https://x.com/craiglcfc/status/1860761917209423956 


Leicester players fancy dress: https://images.app.goo.gl/ZWErHU1kLbLTDDq98 

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]]> 3296 yes Jack Grealish: the best thing since sliced veg https://shows.acast.com/the-upshot-1/episodes/jack-grealish-the-best-thing-since-sliced-veg It’s 8am in Tenerife. A hungover tourist is peeling his face off the street as Spanish commuters swerve to avoid him. Little do they know, the semi-conscious sesh head is one of the brightest prospects in English football. It’s Jack Grealish. From Vegas benders to Man City sex parties, this is the story of the nation’s rowdy younger brother… With special guest Ruth Husko. Follow her on Twitter: https://x.com/dank_ackroyd Links from the pod: Lying in the road Tenerife: https://www.independent.co.uk/sport/football/news/jack-grealish-pictured-laying-in-the-floor-after-a-night-out-on-holiday-in-tenerife-10319867.html Fan punches him on pitch: https://x.com/UpshotTowers/status/1668558985132122113  Odd shoes after lockdown sesh: https://www.thesun.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/679685de-49b7-4a76-8b62-ea258d64a3cb.jpg?strip=all&w=627 In bed with topless woman: https://imgur.com/sRpWxu2 Encyclopedia of football: https://x.com/UpshotTowers/status/1668559062160621572 Holding a pen:  https://x.com/BettingHub/status/1412394171223134214 Hoarse voice: https://x.com/UpshotTowers/status/1600829824805011457  Best thing since sliced veg: https://x.com/UpshotTowers/status/1668559115784712194 Message for chinese fans: https://x.com/UpshotTowers/status/1668559149418913794  Help walking when in Ibiza: https://www.thesun.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2023/06/pool-backgrid-manchester-city-players-824520390.jpg?strip=all&w=960 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Wed, 27 Nov 2024 17:23:46 -0000 Jack Grealish: the best thing since sliced veg full The Upshot From Vegas benders to Man City sex parties, this is the story of the nation’s rowdy younger brother… It’s 8am in Tenerife. A hungover tourist is peeling his face off the street as Spanish commuters swerve to avoid him. Little do they know, the semi-conscious sesh head is one of the brightest prospects in English football. It’s Jack Grealish. From Vegas benders to Man City sex parties, this is the story of the nation’s rowdy younger brother… With special guest Ruth Husko. Follow her on Twitter: https://x.com/dank_ackroyd Links from the pod: Lying in the road Tenerife: https://www.independent.co.uk/sport/football/news/jack-grealish-pictured-laying-in-the-floor-after-a-night-out-on-holiday-in-tenerife-10319867.html Fan punches him on pitch: https://x.com/UpshotTowers/status/1668558985132122113  Odd shoes after lockdown sesh: https://www.thesun.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/679685de-49b7-4a76-8b62-ea258d64a3cb.jpg?strip=all&w=627 In bed with topless woman: https://imgur.com/sRpWxu2 Encyclopedia of football: https://x.com/UpshotTowers/status/1668559062160621572 Holding a pen:  https://x.com/BettingHub/status/1412394171223134214 Hoarse voice: https://x.com/UpshotTowers/status/1600829824805011457  Best thing since sliced veg: https://x.com/UpshotTowers/status/1668559115784712194 Message for chinese fans: https://x.com/UpshotTowers/status/1668559149418913794  Help walking when in Ibiza: https://www.thesun.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2023/06/pool-backgrid-manchester-city-players-824520390.jpg?strip=all&w=960 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices It’s 8am in Tenerife. A hungover tourist is peeling his face off the street as Spanish commuters swerve to avoid him.


Little do they know, the semi-conscious sesh head is one of the brightest prospects in English football. It’s Jack Grealish.


From Vegas benders to Man City sex parties, this is the story of the nation’s rowdy younger brother…


With special guest Ruth Husko. Follow her on Twitter: https://x.com/dank_ackroyd


Links from the pod:


Lying in the road Tenerife: https://www.independent.co.uk/sport/football/news/jack-grealish-pictured-laying-in-the-floor-after-a-night-out-on-holiday-in-tenerife-10319867.html


Fan punches him on pitch: https://x.com/UpshotTowers/status/1668558985132122113 

Odd shoes after lockdown sesh: https://www.thesun.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/679685de-49b7-4a76-8b62-ea258d64a3cb.jpg?strip=all&w=627


In bed with topless woman: https://imgur.com/sRpWxu2


Encyclopedia of football: https://x.com/UpshotTowers/status/1668559062160621572


Holding a pen: 

https://x.com/BettingHub/status/1412394171223134214


Hoarse voice: https://x.com/UpshotTowers/status/1600829824805011457 


Best thing since sliced veg: https://x.com/UpshotTowers/status/1668559115784712194


Message for chinese fans: https://x.com/UpshotTowers/status/1668559149418913794 


Help walking when in Ibiza: https://www.thesun.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2023/06/pool-backgrid-manchester-city-players-824520390.jpg?strip=all&w=960

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]]> 3243 yes Conor McGregor tracks down his teenage tormentors https://shows.acast.com/the-upshot-1/episodes/conor-mcgregor-tracks-down-teenage-tormentors Plus: Mo Farah hunting muggers, yet another BBC dirty dog, and the gory details of Eddie Jones’ reign of terror. Join Zach and Jack for another edition of Extra Shot, our weekly pod spilling the funniest stories in sport this week. Links from the pod: Get a five min rundown of the funniest stories in sport in your inbox every Friday: https://www.upshot.email/subscribe?utm_source=pod The Conor McGregor viral text: https://imgur.com/a/MzByPdO Conor McGregor ‘come to me’ message: https://imgur.com/a/z5kVJwu Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Thu, 21 Nov 2024 05:00:18 -0000 Conor McGregor tracks down his teenage tormentors full The Upshot Plus: Mo Farah hunting muggers, yet another BBC dirty dog, and the gory details of Eddie Jones’ reign of terror. Join Zach and Jack for another edition of Extra Shot, our weekly pod spilling the funniest stories in sport this week. Plus: Mo Farah hunting muggers, yet another BBC dirty dog, and the gory details of Eddie Jones’ reign of terror. Join Zach and Jack for another edition of Extra Shot, our weekly pod spilling the funniest stories in sport this week. Links from the pod: Get a five min rundown of the funniest stories in sport in your inbox every Friday: https://www.upshot.email/subscribe?utm_source=pod The Conor McGregor viral text: https://imgur.com/a/MzByPdO Conor McGregor ‘come to me’ message: https://imgur.com/a/z5kVJwu Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Plus: Mo Farah hunting muggers, yet another BBC dirty dog, and the gory details of Eddie Jones’ reign of terror.


Join Zach and Jack for another edition of Extra Shot, our weekly pod spilling the funniest stories in sport this week.


Links from the pod:


Get a five min rundown of the funniest stories in sport in your inbox every Friday:

https://www.upshot.email/subscribe?utm_source=pod


The Conor McGregor viral text: https://imgur.com/a/MzByPdO


Conor McGregor ‘come to me’ message: https://imgur.com/a/z5kVJwu

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]]> 2996 yes Mike Tyson: I’ll eat your children (part 3) https://shows.acast.com/the-upshot-1/episodes/mike-tyson-ill-eat-your-children-part-3 From threatening to devour Lennox Lewis’ children to coked-up Hollywood cameos, join us for the third and final part of the Mike Tyson story. With guest Will Richards. Links from the pod: Mike at Wrestlemania: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yWGOir5a16Y  Julius Francis aka The Durag Deathtrain Boxpark knockout: https://x.com/UpshotTowers/status/1536646949289476096  “My style is impetuous” trash talk to Lennox Lewis: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GaSwPnsTFY4  “I’ll fuck you till you love me” meltdown: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hx66LWV-CCk  Cameo in Girls 2 film: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZJvfiv57W0  Beating up a guy on a plane: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V3C4pWwDqps  Meeting Hasbulla: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/70uj5D0SRHg And interview about it afterwards: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/u1a7DczE218  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Wed, 20 Nov 2024 05:00:22 -0000 Mike Tyson: I’ll eat your children (part 3) full The Upshot From threatening to devour Lennox Lewis’ children to coked-up Hollywood cameos, join us for the third and final part of the Mike Tyson story. From threatening to devour Lennox Lewis’ children to coked-up Hollywood cameos, join us for the third and final part of the Mike Tyson story. With guest Will Richards. Links from the pod: Mike at Wrestlemania: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yWGOir5a16Y  Julius Francis aka The Durag Deathtrain Boxpark knockout: https://x.com/UpshotTowers/status/1536646949289476096  “My style is impetuous” trash talk to Lennox Lewis: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GaSwPnsTFY4  “I’ll fuck you till you love me” meltdown: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hx66LWV-CCk  Cameo in Girls 2 film: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZJvfiv57W0  Beating up a guy on a plane: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V3C4pWwDqps  Meeting Hasbulla: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/70uj5D0SRHg And interview about it afterwards: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/u1a7DczE218  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices From threatening to devour Lennox Lewis’ children to coked-up Hollywood cameos, join us for the third and final part of the Mike Tyson story.


With guest Will Richards.


Links from the pod:


Mike at Wrestlemania: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yWGOir5a16Y 


Julius Francis aka The Durag Deathtrain Boxpark knockout: https://x.com/UpshotTowers/status/1536646949289476096 


“My style is impetuous” trash talk to Lennox Lewis: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GaSwPnsTFY4 


“I’ll fuck you till you love me” meltdown: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hx66LWV-CCk 


Cameo in Girls 2 film: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZJvfiv57W0 


Beating up a guy on a plane: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V3C4pWwDqps 


Meeting Hasbulla: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/70uj5D0SRHg


And interview about it afterwards: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/u1a7DczE218 

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]]> 3375 yes Mike Tyson: end of an eara (part two) https://shows.acast.com/the-upshot-1/episodes/mike-tyson-end-of-an-eara-part-two 1991. After a shock defeat to Buster Douglas, Mike Tyson goes off the rails. And things are about to get much darker… With guest Will Richards. Links from the pod: Trash talking George Foreman: https://www.tiktok.com/@fightingcapital/video/7232549606838537518 Biting Evander Holyfield: https://youtu.be/lhrDjcwFn9Q?si=U6IVUh29-dVL_Rap&t=430 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Tue, 19 Nov 2024 05:00:11 -0000 Mike Tyson: end of an eara (part two) full The Upshot 1991. After a shock defeat to Buster Douglas, Mike Tyson goes off the rails. And things are about to get much darker… 1991. After a shock defeat to Buster Douglas, Mike Tyson goes off the rails. And things are about to get much darker… With guest Will Richards. Links from the pod: Trash talking George Foreman: https://www.tiktok.com/@fightingcapital/video/7232549606838537518 Biting Evander Holyfield: https://youtu.be/lhrDjcwFn9Q?si=U6IVUh29-dVL_Rap&t=430 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices 1991. After a shock defeat to Buster Douglas, Mike Tyson goes off the rails.


And things are about to get much darker…


With guest Will Richards.


Links from the pod:


Trash talking George Foreman: https://www.tiktok.com/@fightingcapital/video/7232549606838537518


Biting Evander Holyfield: https://youtu.be/lhrDjcwFn9Q?si=U6IVUh29-dVL_Rap&t=430

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]]> 3262 yes Refs on the sesh and Des Lynam’s saucy past https://shows.acast.com/the-upshot-1/episodes/refs-on-the-sesh-and-des-lynams-saucy-past Join Zach and Jack for another edition of Extra Shot, our weekly pod spilling the funniest stories in sport this week. Links from the pod: The David Coote videos: https://x.com/Josh97LFC/status/1855968991119872392 Brad Guzan flailing like a bluebottle on a spider web: https://x.com/Sachk0/status/1855442481833500824 Lamar Odom’s doll factory golden ticket: https://x.com/TMZ/status/1854659166847267015  Dumpling powerslapping: https://x.com/DanWetzel/status/1806879759655108762  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Thu, 14 Nov 2024 05:00:23 -0000 Refs on the sesh and Des Lynam’s saucy past full The Upshot Join Zach and Jack for another edition of Extra Shot, our weekly pod spilling the funniest stories in sport this week. Join Zach and Jack for another edition of Extra Shot, our weekly pod spilling the funniest stories in sport this week. Links from the pod: The David Coote videos: https://x.com/Josh97LFC/status/1855968991119872392 Brad Guzan flailing like a bluebottle on a spider web: https://x.com/Sachk0/status/1855442481833500824 Lamar Odom’s doll factory golden ticket: https://x.com/TMZ/status/1854659166847267015  Dumpling powerslapping: https://x.com/DanWetzel/status/1806879759655108762  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Join Zach and Jack for another edition of Extra Shot, our weekly pod spilling the funniest stories in sport this week.


Links from the pod:


The David Coote videos: https://x.com/Josh97LFC/status/1855968991119872392


Brad Guzan flailing like a bluebottle on a spider web: https://x.com/Sachk0/status/1855442481833500824


Lamar Odom’s doll factory golden ticket: https://x.com/TMZ/status/1854659166847267015 


Dumpling powerslapping: https://x.com/DanWetzel/status/1806879759655108762 

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]]> 3703 yes Mike Tyson: the scariest man on the planet (part one) https://shows.acast.com/the-upshot-1/episodes/mike-tyson-the-scariest-man-on-the-planet-part-one The year is 1977. An 11-year-old Mike Tyson is high on acid, terrorising the people of Brooklyn with a world war one bayonet. Little did they know, this wild-eyed urchin is destined to become the youngest heavyweight champion in history. He robbed houses, got his prison counsellor pregnant, and made Brad Pitt beg for his life. This is the story of the scariest man on the planet… With guest Will Richards. Links from the pod: Cus D’Amato talking: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pr0ldih_JnM Tyson remembering Cus D’Amato: https://youtu.be/G92242a3JE4?si=7sXAJNaNX0ySKHZY&t=61  Knocking out Trevor Berbick to win the world championship: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdWatf2ldj8 Anti-drugs ad: https://youtu.be/EcBvsSiFtN0?si=FqfEzAy6v_28KESH&t=53 Interview with Robin Givens: https://youtu.be/VAcuDk4ovsw?si=nUMFm4CfCoo02kvl&t=146 Losing the title to Buster Douglas: https://youtu.be/IBaKrynFIvc?si=W1kfiQWo1R3kJ3Af&t=560 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Tue, 12 Nov 2024 05:00:26 -0000 Mike Tyson: the scariest man on the planet (part one) full The Upshot The year is 1977. An 11-year-old Mike Tyson is high on acid, terrorising the people of Brooklyn with a world war one bayonet. Little did they know, this wild-eyed urchin is destined to become the youngest heavyweight champion in history… The year is 1977. An 11-year-old Mike Tyson is high on acid, terrorising the people of Brooklyn with a world war one bayonet. Little did they know, this wild-eyed urchin is destined to become the youngest heavyweight champion in history. He robbed houses, got his prison counsellor pregnant, and made Brad Pitt beg for his life. This is the story of the scariest man on the planet… With guest Will Richards. Links from the pod: Cus D’Amato talking: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pr0ldih_JnM Tyson remembering Cus D’Amato: https://youtu.be/G92242a3JE4?si=7sXAJNaNX0ySKHZY&t=61  Knocking out Trevor Berbick to win the world championship: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdWatf2ldj8 Anti-drugs ad: https://youtu.be/EcBvsSiFtN0?si=FqfEzAy6v_28KESH&t=53 Interview with Robin Givens: https://youtu.be/VAcuDk4ovsw?si=nUMFm4CfCoo02kvl&t=146 Losing the title to Buster Douglas: https://youtu.be/IBaKrynFIvc?si=W1kfiQWo1R3kJ3Af&t=560 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices The year is 1977. An 11-year-old Mike Tyson is high on acid, terrorising the people of Brooklyn with a world war one bayonet.


Little did they know, this wild-eyed urchin is destined to become the youngest heavyweight champion in history.


He robbed houses, got his prison counsellor pregnant, and made Brad Pitt beg for his life.


This is the story of the scariest man on the planet…


With guest Will Richards.


Links from the pod:


Cus D’Amato talking: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pr0ldih_JnM


Tyson remembering Cus D’Amato: https://youtu.be/G92242a3JE4?si=7sXAJNaNX0ySKHZY&t=61 


Knocking out Trevor Berbick to win the world championship: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdWatf2ldj8


Anti-drugs ad: https://youtu.be/EcBvsSiFtN0?si=FqfEzAy6v_28KESH&t=53


Interview with Robin Givens: https://youtu.be/VAcuDk4ovsw?si=nUMFm4CfCoo02kvl&t=146


Losing the title to Buster Douglas: https://youtu.be/IBaKrynFIvc?si=W1kfiQWo1R3kJ3Af&t=560

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]]> 4395 yes Jar Jar Bonks: Episode III https://shows.acast.com/the-upshot-1/episodes/jar-jar-bonks-episode-iii Is Jarrell Quansah the horniest man in the Prem? An investigation. Plus: Frank Lampard is the face of crystal meth and Ruben Amorim gets his first taste of Fleet Street’s bastard journalists. Join Zach and Jack for another edition of Extra Shot, our weekly pod spilling the funniest stories in sport this week. Links from the pod: Gary Cotterill/ Ruben Amorim press conference: https://x.com/imzispoms/status/1853482720061452646   Jarrell Quansah in Astrid Wett’s DMs: https://x.com/mufcjaf/status/1853512201992307069  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Thu, 07 Nov 2024 05:00:07 -0000 Jar Jar Bonks: Episode III full The Upshot Is Jarrell Quansah the horniest man in the Prem? An investigation. Plus: Frank Lampard is the face of crystal meth and Ruben Amorim gets his first taste of Fleet Street’s bastard journalists. Is Jarrell Quansah the horniest man in the Prem? An investigation. Plus: Frank Lampard is the face of crystal meth and Ruben Amorim gets his first taste of Fleet Street’s bastard journalists. Join Zach and Jack for another edition of Extra Shot, our weekly pod spilling the funniest stories in sport this week. Links from the pod: Gary Cotterill/ Ruben Amorim press conference: https://x.com/imzispoms/status/1853482720061452646   Jarrell Quansah in Astrid Wett’s DMs: https://x.com/mufcjaf/status/1853512201992307069  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Is Jarrell Quansah the horniest man in the Prem? An investigation.


Plus: Frank Lampard is the face of crystal meth and Ruben Amorim gets his first taste of Fleet Street’s bastard journalists.


Join Zach and Jack for another edition of Extra Shot, our weekly pod spilling the funniest stories in sport this week.


Links from the pod:


Gary Cotterill/ Ruben Amorim press conference: https://x.com/imzispoms/status/1853482720061452646  


Jarrell Quansah in Astrid Wett’s DMs: https://x.com/mufcjaf/status/1853512201992307069 

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]]> 2881 yes Erik Ten Hag: the damned United https://shows.acast.com/the-upshot-1/episodes/erik-ten-hag-the-damned-united Since Alex Ferguson retired, Old Trafford has been a graveyard for Europe’s top coaches. Mourinho. Van Gaal. Rangnick. But when Erik Ten Hag strapped himself into the hot seat, United fans thought it would be different this time. They were wrong. From miserable benders to stolen lunch boxes, this is the story of a doomed Dutchman… Links from the pod: Ole’s at the wheel chant: https://x.com/UpshotTowers/status/1682002747732766722  Solskjaer apologises for smiling: https://x.com/UpshotTowers/status/1682002808822804480  Booed by own fans after 4-0 defeat to Brentford: https://x.com/UpshotTowers/status/1850944179599229169 Ronaldo tears into Erik Ten Hag: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PyOPt4k5jeo Mark Goldbridge reacts to 7-0: https://youtu.be/Q8HksXNqfZA?si=gdnTavGCuWyWpMSD&t=770  Fan singing at Munich air crash memorial: https://x.com/Gaz3putt/status/1850873010590232941  Antony’s the greatest chant: https://x.com/UpshotTowers/status/1850945118355992950 Mark Goldbridge “i’ve been accused of noncing”: https://www.instagram.com/reel/C6pGNk_qDRb  Comms officer shirt presentation with ETH: https://images.app.goo.gl/WfkdqKHNYiJWFjPZA Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Tue, 05 Nov 2024 05:00:23 -0000 Erik Ten Hag: the damned United full 52 The Upshot From miserable benders to stolen lunchboxes, this is the story of a doomed Dutchman… Since Alex Ferguson retired, Old Trafford has been a graveyard for Europe’s top coaches. Mourinho. Van Gaal. Rangnick. But when Erik Ten Hag strapped himself into the hot seat, United fans thought it would be different this time. They were wrong. From miserable benders to stolen lunch boxes, this is the story of a doomed Dutchman… Links from the pod: Ole’s at the wheel chant: https://x.com/UpshotTowers/status/1682002747732766722  Solskjaer apologises for smiling: https://x.com/UpshotTowers/status/1682002808822804480  Booed by own fans after 4-0 defeat to Brentford: https://x.com/UpshotTowers/status/1850944179599229169 Ronaldo tears into Erik Ten Hag: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PyOPt4k5jeo Mark Goldbridge reacts to 7-0: https://youtu.be/Q8HksXNqfZA?si=gdnTavGCuWyWpMSD&t=770  Fan singing at Munich air crash memorial: https://x.com/Gaz3putt/status/1850873010590232941  Antony’s the greatest chant: https://x.com/UpshotTowers/status/1850945118355992950 Mark Goldbridge “i’ve been accused of noncing”: https://www.instagram.com/reel/C6pGNk_qDRb  Comms officer shirt presentation with ETH: https://images.app.goo.gl/WfkdqKHNYiJWFjPZA Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Since Alex Ferguson retired, Old Trafford has been a graveyard for Europe’s top coaches.


Mourinho. Van Gaal. Rangnick.


But when Erik Ten Hag strapped himself into the hot seat, United fans thought it would be different this time.


They were wrong.


From miserable benders to stolen lunch boxes, this is the story of a doomed Dutchman…


Links from the pod:


Ole’s at the wheel chant: https://x.com/UpshotTowers/status/1682002747732766722 


Solskjaer apologises for smiling: https://x.com/UpshotTowers/status/1682002808822804480 


Booed by own fans after 4-0 defeat to Brentford: https://x.com/UpshotTowers/status/1850944179599229169


Ronaldo tears into Erik Ten Hag: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PyOPt4k5jeo


Mark Goldbridge reacts to 7-0: https://youtu.be/Q8HksXNqfZA?si=gdnTavGCuWyWpMSD&t=770 


Fan singing at Munich air crash memorial: https://x.com/Gaz3putt/status/1850873010590232941 


Antony’s the greatest chant: https://x.com/UpshotTowers/status/1850945118355992950


Mark Goldbridge “i’ve been accused of noncing”: https://www.instagram.com/reel/C6pGNk_qDRb 


Comms officer shirt presentation with ETH: https://images.app.goo.gl/WfkdqKHNYiJWFjPZA

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]]> 3293 yes Vinicius Junior’s sad 7am sesh https://shows.acast.com/the-upshot-1/episodes/vincius-juniors-sad-7am-sesh Plus: Liverpool youngster propositions pornstars, bent Ballon d’Or voters and Kobbie Mainoo’s miserable Megabus. Join Zach and Jack for another edition of Extra Shot, our weekly pod spilling the funniest stories in sport this week. Links from the pod: Trent talking about Ballon d’Or: https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/1gchxc9/trent_alexanderarnold_my_no1_career_goal_is_to Rio Ferdinand’s Vinicius commentary: https://x.com/Callum_Boyle_/status/1850997487110373407  Bonnie Blue on her Liverpool admirer: https://x.com/JOGOBONlTO/status/1844764560256872738 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Thu, 31 Oct 2024 05:00:00 -0000 Vinicius Junior’s sad 7am sesh full The Upshot Plus: Liverpool youngster propositions pornstars, bent Ballon d’Or voters and Kobbie Mainoo’s miserable Megabus. Plus: Liverpool youngster propositions pornstars, bent Ballon d’Or voters and Kobbie Mainoo’s miserable Megabus. Join Zach and Jack for another edition of Extra Shot, our weekly pod spilling the funniest stories in sport this week. Links from the pod: Trent talking about Ballon d’Or: https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/1gchxc9/trent_alexanderarnold_my_no1_career_goal_is_to Rio Ferdinand’s Vinicius commentary: https://x.com/Callum_Boyle_/status/1850997487110373407  Bonnie Blue on her Liverpool admirer: https://x.com/JOGOBONlTO/status/1844764560256872738 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Plus: Liverpool youngster propositions pornstars, bent Ballon d’Or voters and Kobbie Mainoo’s miserable Megabus.


Join Zach and Jack for another edition of Extra Shot, our weekly pod spilling the funniest stories in sport this week.


Links from the pod:


Trent talking about Ballon d’Or: https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/1gchxc9/trent_alexanderarnold_my_no1_career_goal_is_to


Rio Ferdinand’s Vinicius commentary: https://x.com/Callum_Boyle_/status/1850997487110373407 


Bonnie Blue on her Liverpool admirer: https://x.com/JOGOBONlTO/status/1844764560256872738

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]]> 2359 yes Hamraoui Affair: civil war at PSG (pt.2) https://shows.acast.com/the-upshot-1/episodes/hamraoui-affair-civil-war-at-psg-pt2 It’s the true crime tale that shook French football. Two midfield rivals. A vicious twilight assault. And a bitter feud that sucked in everyone from Eric Abidal to Kylian Mbappe. This is part two of the Hamraoui affair… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Wed, 30 Oct 2024 05:00:56 -0000 Hamraoui Affair: civil war at PSG (pt.2) full The Upshot It’s the true crime tale that shook French football. Two midfield rivals. A vicious twilight assault. And a bitter feud that sucked in everyone from Eric Abidal to Kylian Mbappe… It’s the true crime tale that shook French football. Two midfield rivals. A vicious twilight assault. And a bitter feud that sucked in everyone from Eric Abidal to Kylian Mbappe. This is part two of the Hamraoui affair… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices It’s the true crime tale that shook French football.


Two midfield rivals. A vicious twilight assault. And a bitter feud that sucked in everyone from Eric Abidal to Kylian Mbappe.


This is part two of the Hamraoui affair…


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]]> 2052 yes Masked hitmen and flings with Eric Abidal: the Hamraoui Affair (pt.1) https://shows.acast.com/the-upshot-1/episodes/masked-hitmen-and-flings-with-eric-abidal-the-hamraoui-affai It’s the true crime tale that shook French football. Two midfield rivals. A vicious twilight assault. And a bitter feud that sucked in everyone from Eric Abidal to Kylian Mbappe. This is the story of the Hamraoui affair… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Tue, 29 Oct 2024 05:00:33 -0000 Masked hitmen and flings with Eric Abidal: the Hamraoui Affair (pt.1) full The Upshot It’s the true crime tale that shook French football. Two midfield rivals. A vicious twilight assault. And a bitter feud that sucked in everyone from Eric Abidal to Kylian Mbappe… It’s the true crime tale that shook French football. Two midfield rivals. A vicious twilight assault. And a bitter feud that sucked in everyone from Eric Abidal to Kylian Mbappe. This is the story of the Hamraoui affair… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices It’s the true crime tale that shook French football.


Two midfield rivals. A vicious twilight assault. And a bitter feud that sucked in everyone from Eric Abidal to Kylian Mbappe.


This is the story of the Hamraoui affair…

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]]> 2240 yes Zinchenko’s kitchen nightmares https://shows.acast.com/the-upshot-1/episodes/zinchenkos-kitchen-nightmares Plus: David James shatters an 11 year old’s dreams, Kevin Pietersen is barred from an exclusive golf club, and the bent ref exposed by his pet parrot. Join Zach and Jack for another edition of Extra Shot, our weekly pod spilling the funniest stories in sport this week. Links from the pod: Roma fan who lost his memory and thinks it’s 1980: https://www.ilromanista.eu/news/as-roma/155113/tifoso-romanista-perde-39-anni-di-memoria-dopo-un-incidente-totti-non-so-chi-sia Kevin Philips story about Howard Wilkinson and stinging nettles: https://youtu.be/jAOFh9j2wFo?si=fd_oomgHz9X1jLMe&t=1865 Brendan Rodgers and the envelopes: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=skUVgyZCuow Michael Owen vs 13 year old: https://x.com/UpshotTowers/status/1636375638142750722 David James saving an 11 year old’s pen: https://x.com/SwearingSport/status/1848111736651436304 Parrot whistling the Real Madrid anthem: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Win2UK_iXMQ Dutch police arrest parrot: https://www.reddit.com/r/wholesomememes/comments/15o5wm9/found_this_cute_for_some_reason/ Jimmy Bullard teeing off a beer at Sunningdale: https://www.upshot.email/p/boobsmacked?utm_source=www.upshot.email&utm_medium=newsletter&utm_campaign=boobsmacked&_bhlid=6c4dfd180030d9ff4187e880e01e8407d45aa5e9 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Thu, 24 Oct 2024 04:00:43 -0000 Zinchenko’s kitchen nightmares full The Upshot Plus: David James shatters an 11 year old’s dreams, Kevin Pietersen is barred from an exclusive golf club, and the bent ref exposed by his pet parrot. Plus: David James shatters an 11 year old’s dreams, Kevin Pietersen is barred from an exclusive golf club, and the bent ref exposed by his pet parrot. Join Zach and Jack for another edition of Extra Shot, our weekly pod spilling the funniest stories in sport this week. Links from the pod: Roma fan who lost his memory and thinks it’s 1980: https://www.ilromanista.eu/news/as-roma/155113/tifoso-romanista-perde-39-anni-di-memoria-dopo-un-incidente-totti-non-so-chi-sia Kevin Philips story about Howard Wilkinson and stinging nettles: https://youtu.be/jAOFh9j2wFo?si=fd_oomgHz9X1jLMe&t=1865 Brendan Rodgers and the envelopes: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=skUVgyZCuow Michael Owen vs 13 year old: https://x.com/UpshotTowers/status/1636375638142750722 David James saving an 11 year old’s pen: https://x.com/SwearingSport/status/1848111736651436304 Parrot whistling the Real Madrid anthem: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Win2UK_iXMQ Dutch police arrest parrot: https://www.reddit.com/r/wholesomememes/comments/15o5wm9/found_this_cute_for_some_reason/ Jimmy Bullard teeing off a beer at Sunningdale: https://www.upshot.email/p/boobsmacked?utm_source=www.upshot.email&utm_medium=newsletter&utm_campaign=boobsmacked&_bhlid=6c4dfd180030d9ff4187e880e01e8407d45aa5e9 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Plus: David James shatters an 11 year old’s dreams, Kevin Pietersen is barred from an exclusive golf club, and the bent ref exposed by his pet parrot.


Join Zach and Jack for another edition of Extra Shot, our weekly pod spilling the funniest stories in sport this week.


Links from the pod:


Roma fan who lost his memory and thinks it’s 1980: https://www.ilromanista.eu/news/as-roma/155113/tifoso-romanista-perde-39-anni-di-memoria-dopo-un-incidente-totti-non-so-chi-sia


Kevin Philips story about Howard Wilkinson and stinging nettles: https://youtu.be/jAOFh9j2wFo?si=fd_oomgHz9X1jLMe&t=1865


Brendan Rodgers and the envelopes: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=skUVgyZCuow


Michael Owen vs 13 year old: https://x.com/UpshotTowers/status/1636375638142750722


David James saving an 11 year old’s pen: https://x.com/SwearingSport/status/1848111736651436304


Parrot whistling the Real Madrid anthem: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Win2UK_iXMQ


Dutch police arrest parrot: https://www.reddit.com/r/wholesomememes/comments/15o5wm9/found_this_cute_for_some_reason/


Jimmy Bullard teeing off a beer at Sunningdale: https://www.upshot.email/p/boobsmacked?utm_source=www.upshot.email&utm_medium=newsletter&utm_campaign=boobsmacked&_bhlid=6c4dfd180030d9ff4187e880e01e8407d45aa5e9

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]]> 3106 yes Wife swapping and pitchers on LSD: baseball’s seedy century https://shows.acast.com/the-upshot-1/episodes/wife-swapping-and-pitchers-on-lsd-baseballs-seedy-century These days, baseball is ruled by a solemn army of laptop-wielding spreadsheet gurus. But in its glorious heyday, America’s national past-time was a seedy hotbed of wife swapping, crack smoking and knife wielding drunkards. From hijacking planes to wrestling alligators, this is the story of Baseball’s seedy century… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Tue, 22 Oct 2024 04:00:01 -0000 Wife swapping and pitchers on LSD: baseball’s seedy century full The Upshot In its glorious heyday, America’s national past-time was a seedy hotbed of wife swapping, crack smoking and knife wielding drunkards. These days, baseball is ruled by a solemn army of laptop-wielding spreadsheet gurus. But in its glorious heyday, America’s national past-time was a seedy hotbed of wife swapping, crack smoking and knife wielding drunkards. From hijacking planes to wrestling alligators, this is the story of Baseball’s seedy century… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices These days, baseball is ruled by a solemn army of laptop-wielding spreadsheet gurus.


But in its glorious heyday, America’s national past-time was a seedy hotbed of wife swapping, crack smoking and knife wielding drunkards.


From hijacking planes to wrestling alligators, this is the story of Baseball’s seedy century…

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]]> 3808 yes Thomas Tuchel moaning, groaning and barking https://shows.acast.com/the-upshot-1/episodes/thomas-tuchel-moaning-groaning-and-barking Plus: Fergie’s banned from the United dressing room, Man City’s biggest shaggers revealed and Kyle Walker’s naughty neighbour. Join Zach and Jack for another edition of Extra Shot, our weekly pod spilling the funniest stories in sport this week. Links from the pod: John Stones tattoo of girlfriend’s face: https://www.thesun.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/NINTCHDBPICT000380383444.jpg?strip=all&w=827 Italian ultras’ surface-to-air missile: https://i2-prod.footballscotland.co.uk/incoming/article16592316.ece/ALTERNATES/s1200c/0_pizap-2.jpg Fabio Paim promo shot: https://img.allfootballapp.com/www/M00/54/DF/720x-/-/-/CgAGVWbzzkuAIROWAAFSvoNXJRM202.jpg.webp Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Thu, 17 Oct 2024 06:18:56 -0000 Thomas Tuchel moaning, groaning and barking full The Upshot Plus: Fergie’s banned from the United dressing room, Man City’s biggest shaggers revealed and Kyle Walker’s naughty neighbour. Plus: Fergie’s banned from the United dressing room, Man City’s biggest shaggers revealed and Kyle Walker’s naughty neighbour. Join Zach and Jack for another edition of Extra Shot, our weekly pod spilling the funniest stories in sport this week. Links from the pod: John Stones tattoo of girlfriend’s face: https://www.thesun.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/NINTCHDBPICT000380383444.jpg?strip=all&w=827 Italian ultras’ surface-to-air missile: https://i2-prod.footballscotland.co.uk/incoming/article16592316.ece/ALTERNATES/s1200c/0_pizap-2.jpg Fabio Paim promo shot: https://img.allfootballapp.com/www/M00/54/DF/720x-/-/-/CgAGVWbzzkuAIROWAAFSvoNXJRM202.jpg.webp Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Plus: Fergie’s banned from the United dressing room, Man City’s biggest shaggers revealed and Kyle Walker’s naughty neighbour.


Join Zach and Jack for another edition of Extra Shot, our weekly pod spilling the funniest stories in sport this week.


Links from the pod:


John Stones tattoo of girlfriend’s face: https://www.thesun.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/NINTCHDBPICT000380383444.jpg?strip=all&w=827


Italian ultras’ surface-to-air missile: https://i2-prod.footballscotland.co.uk/incoming/article16592316.ece/ALTERNATES/s1200c/0_pizap-2.jpg


Fabio Paim promo shot: https://img.allfootballapp.com/www/M00/54/DF/720x-/-/-/CgAGVWbzzkuAIROWAAFSvoNXJRM202.jpg.webp

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]]> 3592 yes Duncan Ferguson: I knocked the burglar’s teeth out https://shows.acast.com/the-upshot-1/episodes/duncan-ferguson-i-knocked-the-burglars-teeth-out He was football’s most terrifying hardman. The Everton legend hospitalised burglars, terrorised German exchange students and was the first footballer jailed for an on-field offence. From fights with fishermen to sex dolls in the slammer, this is the story of Duncan Disorderly… Links from the pod: Headbutting Jock McStay: https://x.com/UpshotTowers/status/1625842278618087425  Message to schoolboy who’s been slacking off: https://x.com/UpshotTowers/status/1625842434830737409 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Tue, 15 Oct 2024 04:00:45 -0000 Duncan Ferguson: I knocked the burglar’s teeth out full The Upshot The Everton legend hospitalised burglars, terrorised German exchange students and was the first footballer jailed for an on-field offence. He was football’s most terrifying hardman. The Everton legend hospitalised burglars, terrorised German exchange students and was the first footballer jailed for an on-field offence. From fights with fishermen to sex dolls in the slammer, this is the story of Duncan Disorderly… Links from the pod: Headbutting Jock McStay: https://x.com/UpshotTowers/status/1625842278618087425  Message to schoolboy who’s been slacking off: https://x.com/UpshotTowers/status/1625842434830737409 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices He was football’s most terrifying hardman.


The Everton legend hospitalised burglars, terrorised German exchange students and was the first footballer jailed for an on-field offence.


From fights with fishermen to sex dolls in the slammer, this is the story of Duncan Disorderly…


Links from the pod:


Headbutting Jock McStay: https://x.com/UpshotTowers/status/1625842278618087425 


Message to schoolboy who’s been slacking off: https://x.com/UpshotTowers/status/1625842434830737409

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]]> 3366 yes Celtic striker’s 100 mph police chase https://shows.acast.com/the-upshot-1/episodes/celtic-strikers-100-mph-police-chase Plus: Bielsa makes Darwin Nunez cry, Conor McGregor banned from the Emirates, and John Arne Riise’s chat-up lines. Join Zach and Jack for another edition of Extra Shot, our weekly pod spilling the funniest stories in sport this week. Links from the pod: We’re hiring a staff writer: https://www.upshot.email/p/we-re-hiring-a-staff-writer Jeff Stelling on Total Network Solutions: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CdfTvrZJvOs  Shoyu Nakajima sent off: https://x.com/_BeFootball/status/1571613596739686405  Conor McGregor attacking Bukayo Saka: https://x.com/StokeyyG2/status/1841617894901231662 Conor McGregor chewing Ronaldo’s ear off: https://x.com/SwearingSport/status/1738671554177749337 Steve Ballmer Windows 95 launch: https://ww.youtube.com/watch?v=lAkuJXGldrM Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Fri, 11 Oct 2024 14:50:02 -0000 Celtic striker’s 100 mph police chase full The Upshot Plus: Bielsa makes Darwin Nunez cry, Conor McGregor banned from the Emirates, and John Arne Riise’s chat-up lines. Plus: Bielsa makes Darwin Nunez cry, Conor McGregor banned from the Emirates, and John Arne Riise’s chat-up lines. Join Zach and Jack for another edition of Extra Shot, our weekly pod spilling the funniest stories in sport this week. Links from the pod: We’re hiring a staff writer: https://www.upshot.email/p/we-re-hiring-a-staff-writer Jeff Stelling on Total Network Solutions: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CdfTvrZJvOs  Shoyu Nakajima sent off: https://x.com/_BeFootball/status/1571613596739686405  Conor McGregor attacking Bukayo Saka: https://x.com/StokeyyG2/status/1841617894901231662 Conor McGregor chewing Ronaldo’s ear off: https://x.com/SwearingSport/status/1738671554177749337 Steve Ballmer Windows 95 launch: https://ww.youtube.com/watch?v=lAkuJXGldrM Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Plus: Bielsa makes Darwin Nunez cry, Conor McGregor banned from the Emirates, and John Arne Riise’s chat-up lines.


Join Zach and Jack for another edition of Extra Shot, our weekly pod spilling the funniest stories in sport this week.


Links from the pod:


We’re hiring a staff writer: https://www.upshot.email/p/we-re-hiring-a-staff-writer


Jeff Stelling on Total Network Solutions: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CdfTvrZJvOs 


Shoyu Nakajima sent off: https://x.com/_BeFootball/status/1571613596739686405 


Conor McGregor attacking Bukayo Saka: https://x.com/StokeyyG2/status/1841617894901231662


Conor McGregor chewing Ronaldo’s ear off: https://x.com/SwearingSport/status/1738671554177749337


Steve Ballmer Windows 95 launch: https://ww.youtube.com/watch?v=lAkuJXGldrM


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]]> 3664 yes Jamie Carragher: the Red who lost his head https://shows.acast.com/the-upshot-1/episodes/jamie-carragher-the-red-who-lost-his-head Sure, Jamie Carragher gobs on children and had a Christmas sex party with Ronald McDonald. But we all lose our heads sometimes... don't we? From hotel room "hand shandies" to Yokohama police chases, this is the story of the Red who lost his head… Links from the pod: Steven Gerrard goal v Olympiakos: https://x.com/AnythingLFC_/status/1072561378542653440  Jamie calls into TalkSport: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tnOOOfyctGw “There” catchphrase: https://x.com/UpshotTowers/status/1758147069812850842  Spitting on 14-year-old girl: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yAo6SNt4lLg  Apology on Sky Sports: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8GEBm3YdKuo  Suggesting Kate Abdo cheated on her boyfriend on CBS: https://x.com/The_Forty_Four/status/1767796941742596472  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Tue, 08 Oct 2024 04:00:04 -0000 Jamie Carragher: the Red who lost his head full The Upshot Jamie Carragher gobs on children and had a Christmas sex party with Ronald McDonald. But we all lose our heads sometimes... don't we? Sure, Jamie Carragher gobs on children and had a Christmas sex party with Ronald McDonald. But we all lose our heads sometimes... don't we? From hotel room "hand shandies" to Yokohama police chases, this is the story of the Red who lost his head… Links from the pod: Steven Gerrard goal v Olympiakos: https://x.com/AnythingLFC_/status/1072561378542653440  Jamie calls into TalkSport: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tnOOOfyctGw “There” catchphrase: https://x.com/UpshotTowers/status/1758147069812850842  Spitting on 14-year-old girl: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yAo6SNt4lLg  Apology on Sky Sports: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8GEBm3YdKuo  Suggesting Kate Abdo cheated on her boyfriend on CBS: https://x.com/The_Forty_Four/status/1767796941742596472  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Sure, Jamie Carragher gobs on children and had a Christmas sex party with Ronald McDonald.


But we all lose our heads sometimes... don't we?


From hotel room "hand shandies" to Yokohama police chases, this is the story of the Red who lost his head…


Links from the pod:


Steven Gerrard goal v Olympiakos: https://x.com/AnythingLFC_/status/1072561378542653440 


Jamie calls into TalkSport: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tnOOOfyctGw


“There” catchphrase: https://x.com/UpshotTowers/status/1758147069812850842 


Spitting on 14-year-old girl: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yAo6SNt4lLg 


Apology on Sky Sports: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8GEBm3YdKuo 


Suggesting Kate Abdo cheated on her boyfriend on CBS: https://x.com/The_Forty_Four/status/1767796941742596472 

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]]> 4143 yes Jens Lehmann back in cuffs https://shows.acast.com/the-upshot-1/episodes/jens-lehmann-back-in-cuffs Plus: Brooklyn Beckham’s latest brainwave, Glen Johnson shoplifting from B&Q, and a Man City midfielder arrested in Madrid. Join Zach and George for another edition of Extra Shot, our weekly pod spilling the funniest stories in sport this week. Links from the pod: Aston Villa choir: https://x.com/MitchellinMan98/status/1841079920811737265  Cardi B at PSG: https://www.instagram.com/the18soccer/reel/DAj-4bdyZzU/  Bournemouth v Southampton train cancelled: https://x.com/OptusSport/status/1840919811531874312  And fan chant: https://x.com/AFCBdave/status/1840884074035999052  John Terry playing piano: https://www.instagram.com/reel/DAbDILEsROP/?igsh=MXJ0bmJlMzUzYTNnbw%3D%3D  10 thing Brooklyn Beckham can’t live without: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_E1f2HGylk Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Thu, 03 Oct 2024 04:00:40 -0000 Jens Lehmann back in cuffs full The Upshot Plus: Brooklyn Beckham’s latest brainwave, Glen Johnson shoplifting from B&Q, and a Man City midfielder arrested in Madrid. Plus: Brooklyn Beckham’s latest brainwave, Glen Johnson shoplifting from B&Q, and a Man City midfielder arrested in Madrid. Join Zach and George for another edition of Extra Shot, our weekly pod spilling the funniest stories in sport this week. Links from the pod: Aston Villa choir: https://x.com/MitchellinMan98/status/1841079920811737265  Cardi B at PSG: https://www.instagram.com/the18soccer/reel/DAj-4bdyZzU/  Bournemouth v Southampton train cancelled: https://x.com/OptusSport/status/1840919811531874312  And fan chant: https://x.com/AFCBdave/status/1840884074035999052  John Terry playing piano: https://www.instagram.com/reel/DAbDILEsROP/?igsh=MXJ0bmJlMzUzYTNnbw%3D%3D  10 thing Brooklyn Beckham can’t live without: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_E1f2HGylk Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Plus: Brooklyn Beckham’s latest brainwave, Glen Johnson shoplifting from B&Q, and a Man City midfielder arrested in Madrid.


Join Zach and George for another edition of Extra Shot, our weekly pod spilling the funniest stories in sport this week.


Links from the pod:


Aston Villa choir: https://x.com/MitchellinMan98/status/1841079920811737265 


Cardi B at PSG: https://www.instagram.com/the18soccer/reel/DAj-4bdyZzU/ 


Bournemouth v Southampton train cancelled: https://x.com/OptusSport/status/1840919811531874312 

And fan chant: https://x.com/AFCBdave/status/1840884074035999052 


John Terry playing piano: https://www.instagram.com/reel/DAbDILEsROP/?igsh=MXJ0bmJlMzUzYTNnbw%3D%3D 


10 thing Brooklyn Beckham can’t live without: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_E1f2HGylk

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]]> 2904 yes Warmongering soldiers and slum landlords: a Champions League preview https://shows.acast.com/the-upshot-1/episodes/warmongering-soldiers-and-slum-landlords-a-champions-league- The Champions League is back, and the competition is packed with absolute wrong’uns. Slum landlords. Warmongering paramilitaries. And a man accused of snatching Maddie McCann. Pull up a padded corporate seat and pour yourself a glass of Gazprom, as we dine at the top table of European scandal… Links from the pod: Diego Simeone playing chess with no king: https://images.app.goo.gl/tXX7UaY1nimyHmgV7  Sparta Prague stealing West Ham flag from Durham Uni students: https://x.com/ffwtbol/status/1666763342688526338  Kolasinac fighting knife wielding muggers: https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=2901924446487152  Dino Drpic’s Maddie McCann lookalike baby: https://www.standard.co.uk/hp/front/couple-try-to-rescue-maddy-lookalike-6896215.html  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Tue, 01 Oct 2024 04:00:02 -0000 Warmongering soldiers and slum landlords: a Champions League preview full The Upshot Pull up a padded corporate seat and pour yourself a glass of Gazprom, as we dine at the top table of European scandal… The Champions League is back, and the competition is packed with absolute wrong’uns. Slum landlords. Warmongering paramilitaries. And a man accused of snatching Maddie McCann. Pull up a padded corporate seat and pour yourself a glass of Gazprom, as we dine at the top table of European scandal… Links from the pod: Diego Simeone playing chess with no king: https://images.app.goo.gl/tXX7UaY1nimyHmgV7  Sparta Prague stealing West Ham flag from Durham Uni students: https://x.com/ffwtbol/status/1666763342688526338  Kolasinac fighting knife wielding muggers: https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=2901924446487152  Dino Drpic’s Maddie McCann lookalike baby: https://www.standard.co.uk/hp/front/couple-try-to-rescue-maddy-lookalike-6896215.html  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices The Champions League is back, and the competition is packed with absolute wrong’uns.


Slum landlords. Warmongering paramilitaries. And a man accused of snatching Maddie McCann.


Pull up a padded corporate seat and pour yourself a glass of Gazprom, as we dine at the top table of European scandal…


Links from the pod:


Diego Simeone playing chess with no king: https://images.app.goo.gl/tXX7UaY1nimyHmgV7 


Sparta Prague stealing West Ham flag from Durham Uni students: https://x.com/ffwtbol/status/1666763342688526338 


Kolasinac fighting knife wielding muggers: https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=2901924446487152 


Dino Drpic’s Maddie McCann lookalike baby: https://www.standard.co.uk/hp/front/couple-try-to-rescue-maddy-lookalike-6896215.html 

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]]> 3253 yes Oleksandr Usyk’s Ryanair nightmare https://shows.acast.com/the-upshot-1/episodes/oleksandr-usyks-ryanair-nightmare Plus: Jim Ratcliffe turns the axe on the boffins, Daniel Dubois’ terrifying dad, and the FA Cup winner smuggling two tonnes of cocaine. Join Zach and George for another edition of Extra Shot, our weekly pod spilling the funniest stories in sport this week. Links from the pod: AFC Wimbledon flooded stadium: https://x.com/eurofootcom/status/1838561522001281374  The darts shart: https://x.com/SwearingSport/status/1838628472589029871 Marshawn Lynch interview: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2g2ZAhopQU8  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Thu, 26 Sep 2024 04:00:48 -0000 Oleksandr Usyk’s Ryanair nightmare full The Upshot Plus: Jim Ratcliffe axes the boffins, Daniel Dubois’ terrifying dad, and the FA Cup winner smuggling two tonnes of cocaine. Plus: Jim Ratcliffe turns the axe on the boffins, Daniel Dubois’ terrifying dad, and the FA Cup winner smuggling two tonnes of cocaine. Join Zach and George for another edition of Extra Shot, our weekly pod spilling the funniest stories in sport this week. Links from the pod: AFC Wimbledon flooded stadium: https://x.com/eurofootcom/status/1838561522001281374  The darts shart: https://x.com/SwearingSport/status/1838628472589029871 Marshawn Lynch interview: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2g2ZAhopQU8  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Plus: Jim Ratcliffe turns the axe on the boffins, Daniel Dubois’ terrifying dad, and the FA Cup winner smuggling two tonnes of cocaine.


Join Zach and George for another edition of Extra Shot, our weekly pod spilling the funniest stories in sport this week.


Links from the pod:


AFC Wimbledon flooded stadium: https://x.com/eurofootcom/status/1838561522001281374 


The darts shart: https://x.com/SwearingSport/status/1838628472589029871


Marshawn Lynch interview: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2g2ZAhopQU8 

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]]> 2328 yes Sven-Göran Eriksson: England’s naughty national treasure https://shows.acast.com/the-upshot-1/episodes/sven-goran-eriksson-englands-naughty-national-treasure Sven-Göran Eriksson. The name alone transports you to an era of WAGs, fake sheikhs, and a national fixation with Wayne Rooney's metatarsal. And today we’re celebrating the man himself. From a fling with Ulrika to being held at gunpoint in North Korea, this is the story of England’s unlikely national treasure…  Links from the pod: Boy with Sven haircut: https://i2-prod.dailystar.co.uk/incoming/article24304609.ece/ALTERNATES/s615b/0_js236978138.jpg Sven Sven Sven song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q33sNrncVmI Blank cheque he gave to Ulrika: https://www.thesun.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2024/08/7a44a4b7-2e41-4ad3-bd64-e42c83ce33f9.jpg?strip=all&w=640 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Tue, 24 Sep 2024 04:00:19 -0000 Sven-Göran Eriksson: England’s naughty national treasure full The Upshot From a fling with Ulrika to being held at gunpoint in North Korea, this is the story of England’s unlikely national treasure… Sven-Göran Eriksson. The name alone transports you to an era of WAGs, fake sheikhs, and a national fixation with Wayne Rooney's metatarsal. And today we’re celebrating the man himself. From a fling with Ulrika to being held at gunpoint in North Korea, this is the story of England’s unlikely national treasure…  Links from the pod: Boy with Sven haircut: https://i2-prod.dailystar.co.uk/incoming/article24304609.ece/ALTERNATES/s615b/0_js236978138.jpg Sven Sven Sven song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q33sNrncVmI Blank cheque he gave to Ulrika: https://www.thesun.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2024/08/7a44a4b7-2e41-4ad3-bd64-e42c83ce33f9.jpg?strip=all&w=640 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Sven-Göran Eriksson.


The name alone transports you to an era of WAGs, fake sheikhs, and a national fixation with Wayne Rooney's metatarsal.


And today we’re celebrating the man himself.


From a fling with Ulrika to being held at gunpoint in North Korea, this is the story of England’s unlikely national treasure… 


Links from the pod:


Boy with Sven haircut: https://i2-prod.dailystar.co.uk/incoming/article24304609.ece/ALTERNATES/s615b/0_js236978138.jpg


Sven Sven Sven song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q33sNrncVmI


Blank cheque he gave to Ulrika: https://www.thesun.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2024/08/7a44a4b7-2e41-4ad3-bd64-e42c83ce33f9.jpg?strip=all&w=640

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]]> 3797 yes Jermaine Defoe’s backseat rendezvous https://shows.acast.com/the-upshot-1/episodes/jermaine-defoes-backseat-rendezvous Plus: Eamonn Holmes sleeps on Fergie’s sofa, Katie Price scraps with beloved broadcasters, and the meth dealer doing pilates with Reece James… Join Jack and Zach for another edition of Extra Shot, our weekly pod spilling the funniest stories in sport this week. Links from the pod: Tom Brady greeted by Wrexham fans: https://x.com/MenInBlazers/status/1835755990878175372 Unc’s Instagram Live bonk: https://x.com/AhmadAl18429902/status/1833925309009474003 Eamonn Holmes and Fergie painting: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FiUpjSlXwAIWT8c.jpg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Thu, 19 Sep 2024 04:00:27 -0000 Jermaine Defoe’s backseat rendezvous full The Upshot Plus: Eamonn Holmes sleeps on Fergie’s sofa, Katie Price scraps with beloved broadcasters, and the meth dealer doing pilates with Reece James… Plus: Eamonn Holmes sleeps on Fergie’s sofa, Katie Price scraps with beloved broadcasters, and the meth dealer doing pilates with Reece James… Join Jack and Zach for another edition of Extra Shot, our weekly pod spilling the funniest stories in sport this week. Links from the pod: Tom Brady greeted by Wrexham fans: https://x.com/MenInBlazers/status/1835755990878175372 Unc’s Instagram Live bonk: https://x.com/AhmadAl18429902/status/1833925309009474003 Eamonn Holmes and Fergie painting: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FiUpjSlXwAIWT8c.jpg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Plus: Eamonn Holmes sleeps on Fergie’s sofa, Katie Price scraps with beloved broadcasters, and the meth dealer doing pilates with Reece James…


Join Jack and Zach for another edition of Extra Shot, our weekly pod spilling the funniest stories in sport this week.


Links from the pod:


Tom Brady greeted by Wrexham fans: https://x.com/MenInBlazers/status/1835755990878175372


Unc’s Instagram Live bonk: https://x.com/AhmadAl18429902/status/1833925309009474003


Eamonn Holmes and Fergie painting: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FiUpjSlXwAIWT8c.jpg

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]]> 3378 yes Kaiser: football’s greatest conman https://shows.acast.com/the-upshot-1/episodes/kaiser-footballs-greatest-conman They call him the greatest footballer who never played: Carlos Henrique Raposo, aka Kaiser. The Brazilian had a glittering career in the 1980s... without ever kicking a ball. From orgies with Berlusconi to gun-wielding gangsters, meet football's finest conman… Links from the pod: Kaiser’s wikipedia: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carlos_Kaiser_(footballer) Watch the excellent documentary on Amazon Prime: https://www.amazon.co.uk/Kaiser-Bernado-Paula/dp/B07J1Z1VXC Photo with Renato Gaucho: https://i.guim.co.uk/img/media/35043d050bed1fd82c78a1332217047d39c12256/0_659_5905_3543/master/5905.jpg?width=465&dpr=1&s=none Working as a personal trainer for women: https://s.yimg.com/ny/api/res/1.2/uQoaC3Qz7P_jg54MUnPV2Q--/YXBwaWQ9aGlnaGxhbmRlcjt3PTY0MDtoPTQyNQ--/https://media.zenfs.com/en-CA/homerun/article.442.com/ee8ce4c31ed81eccf53b4319a4062a0c Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Tue, 17 Sep 2024 04:00:37 -0000 Kaiser: football’s greatest conman full The Upshot They call him the greatest footballer who never played. The Brazilian had a glittering career in the 1980s... without ever kicking a ball. They call him the greatest footballer who never played: Carlos Henrique Raposo, aka Kaiser. The Brazilian had a glittering career in the 1980s... without ever kicking a ball. From orgies with Berlusconi to gun-wielding gangsters, meet football's finest conman… Links from the pod: Kaiser’s wikipedia: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carlos_Kaiser_(footballer) Watch the excellent documentary on Amazon Prime: https://www.amazon.co.uk/Kaiser-Bernado-Paula/dp/B07J1Z1VXC Photo with Renato Gaucho: https://i.guim.co.uk/img/media/35043d050bed1fd82c78a1332217047d39c12256/0_659_5905_3543/master/5905.jpg?width=465&dpr=1&s=none Working as a personal trainer for women: https://s.yimg.com/ny/api/res/1.2/uQoaC3Qz7P_jg54MUnPV2Q--/YXBwaWQ9aGlnaGxhbmRlcjt3PTY0MDtoPTQyNQ--/https://media.zenfs.com/en-CA/homerun/article.442.com/ee8ce4c31ed81eccf53b4319a4062a0c Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices They call him the greatest footballer who never played: Carlos Henrique Raposo, aka Kaiser.


The Brazilian had a glittering career in the 1980s... without ever kicking a ball.


From orgies with Berlusconi to gun-wielding gangsters, meet football's finest conman…


Links from the pod:


Kaiser’s wikipedia: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carlos_Kaiser_(footballer)


Watch the excellent documentary on Amazon Prime: https://www.amazon.co.uk/Kaiser-Bernado-Paula/dp/B07J1Z1VXC


Photo with Renato Gaucho: https://i.guim.co.uk/img/media/35043d050bed1fd82c78a1332217047d39c12256/0_659_5905_3543/master/5905.jpg?width=465&dpr=1&s=none


Working as a personal trainer for women: https://s.yimg.com/ny/api/res/1.2/uQoaC3Qz7P_jg54MUnPV2Q--/YXBwaWQ9aGlnaGxhbmRlcjt3PTY0MDtoPTQyNQ--/https://media.zenfs.com/en-CA/homerun/article.442.com/ee8ce4c31ed81eccf53b4319a4062a0c

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]]> 4194 no Steve McClaren passes the dutchie https://shows.acast.com/the-upshot-1/episodes/steve-mcclaren-passes-the-dutchie Plus: Wayne Rooney’s on the ciders, Richard Keys is settling old scores and the Old Bill are arresting players on the pitch… Join Jack and George for another edition of Extra Shot, our weekly pod spilling the funniest stories in sport this week. Links from the pod: Richard Keys v Nigel Farage: https://x.com/richardajkeys/status/1831668295348449648 Richard Keys v Jamie Redknapp: https://x.com/richardajkeys/status/1831777661812928645 Rooney karaoke acapella: https://x.com/ladbible/status/1829260770850590902 Rooney “make some fucking noise baby”:  https://x.com/secondtierpod/status/1829142846516961489 Steve McClaren at Jamaica training: https://www.instagram.com/p/C_i4x0Xv13Z/ Paralympic marathon injustice: https://x.com/Pilar_Alegria/status/1832750956749926743? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Thu, 12 Sep 2024 04:00:17 -0000 Steve McClaren passes the dutchie full The Upshot Plus: Wayne Rooney’s on the ciders, Richard Keys is settling old scores and the Old Bill are arresting players on the pitch… Plus: Wayne Rooney’s on the ciders, Richard Keys is settling old scores and the Old Bill are arresting players on the pitch… Join Jack and George for another edition of Extra Shot, our weekly pod spilling the funniest stories in sport this week. Links from the pod: Richard Keys v Nigel Farage: https://x.com/richardajkeys/status/1831668295348449648 Richard Keys v Jamie Redknapp: https://x.com/richardajkeys/status/1831777661812928645 Rooney karaoke acapella: https://x.com/ladbible/status/1829260770850590902 Rooney “make some fucking noise baby”:  https://x.com/secondtierpod/status/1829142846516961489 Steve McClaren at Jamaica training: https://www.instagram.com/p/C_i4x0Xv13Z/ Paralympic marathon injustice: https://x.com/Pilar_Alegria/status/1832750956749926743? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Plus: Wayne Rooney’s on the ciders, Richard Keys is settling old scores and the Old Bill are arresting players on the pitch…


Join Jack and George for another edition of Extra Shot, our weekly pod spilling the funniest stories in sport this week.


Links from the pod:


Richard Keys v Nigel Farage: https://x.com/richardajkeys/status/1831668295348449648


Richard Keys v Jamie Redknapp: https://x.com/richardajkeys/status/1831777661812928645


Rooney karaoke acapella: https://x.com/ladbible/status/1829260770850590902


Rooney “make some fucking noise baby”: 

https://x.com/secondtierpod/status/1829142846516961489


Steve McClaren at Jamaica training: https://www.instagram.com/p/C_i4x0Xv13Z/


Paralympic marathon injustice: https://x.com/Pilar_Alegria/status/1832750956749926743?

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]]> 2933 yes Andre Agassi: meth, mullets and a very mental dad https://shows.acast.com/the-upshot-1/episodes/andre-agassi-meth-mullets-and-a-very-mental-dad **With returning guest Josh Berry.** Not many athletes can win sport’s biggest prizes while in the grips of a crystal meth addiction or weighed down by a comedy wig. But Andre Agassi isn’t most athletes. The American hothead hated tennis, munched amphetamines aged 10 and terrorized the cast of Friends. And he still won 8 grand slams. This is his story… Links from the pod: The pirate era: https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fd933bkocp3g71.jpg Brooke Shields Friends scene: https://youtu.be/hwkRDVQI7l8?si=9hc29U1LLita2aIR&t=53 Things get ugly with Sampras at charity match: https://www.reddit.com/r/tennis/comments/wqkaai/things_get_ugly_between_two_legends_at_charity/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Tue, 10 Sep 2024 04:00:16 -0000 Andre Agassi: meth, mullets and a very mental dad full The Upshot **With returning guest Josh Berry.** The American hothead hated tennis, munched amphetamines aged 10 and terrorized the cast of Friends. And he still won 8 grand slams. **With returning guest Josh Berry.** Not many athletes can win sport’s biggest prizes while in the grips of a crystal meth addiction or weighed down by a comedy wig. But Andre Agassi isn’t most athletes. The American hothead hated tennis, munched amphetamines aged 10 and terrorized the cast of Friends. And he still won 8 grand slams. This is his story… Links from the pod: The pirate era: https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fd933bkocp3g71.jpg Brooke Shields Friends scene: https://youtu.be/hwkRDVQI7l8?si=9hc29U1LLita2aIR&t=53 Things get ugly with Sampras at charity match: https://www.reddit.com/r/tennis/comments/wqkaai/things_get_ugly_between_two_legends_at_charity/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices **With returning guest Josh Berry.**


Not many athletes can win sport’s biggest prizes while in the grips of a crystal meth addiction or weighed down by a comedy wig.


But Andre Agassi isn’t most athletes.


The American hothead hated tennis, munched amphetamines aged 10 and terrorized the cast of Friends.


And he still won 8 grand slams.


This is his story…


Links from the pod:


The pirate era: https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fd933bkocp3g71.jpg


Brooke Shields Friends scene: https://youtu.be/hwkRDVQI7l8?si=9hc29U1LLita2aIR&t=53


Things get ugly with Sampras at charity match: https://www.reddit.com/r/tennis/comments/wqkaai/things_get_ugly_between_two_legends_at_charity/


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]]> 4691 yes Quincy Promes breaks out the slammer https://shows.acast.com/the-upshot-1/episodes/quincy-promes-breaks-out-the-slammer Plus: Alan Shearer’s trapped in hell, Ben White’s off to fight the Taliban and Gordon Brown’s negotiating transfers Join Jack and George for another edition of Extra Shot, our weekly pod spilling the funniest stories in sport this week. Links from the pod: Morteza Mehdad in action : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FdkWQgM7XoQ Shearer talking about his train journey: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b7cF_hv8SBg&t=114s Motherwell TV commentary: https://x.com/racingblogger/status/1830236543006695598 Arbroath TV:  https://x.com/TunnockCup/status/1612501422825738242 https://x.com/SPFLWatch/status/1742675443143106682 Kobayashi v Joey Chesnut: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3RXo3A9w29U Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Thu, 05 Sep 2024 04:00:44 -0000 Quincy Promes breaks out the slammer full The Upshot Plus: Alan Shearer’s trapped in hell, Ben White’s off to fight the Taliban and Gordon Brown’s negotiating transfers Plus: Alan Shearer’s trapped in hell, Ben White’s off to fight the Taliban and Gordon Brown’s negotiating transfers Join Jack and George for another edition of Extra Shot, our weekly pod spilling the funniest stories in sport this week. Links from the pod: Morteza Mehdad in action : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FdkWQgM7XoQ Shearer talking about his train journey: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b7cF_hv8SBg&t=114s Motherwell TV commentary: https://x.com/racingblogger/status/1830236543006695598 Arbroath TV:  https://x.com/TunnockCup/status/1612501422825738242 https://x.com/SPFLWatch/status/1742675443143106682 Kobayashi v Joey Chesnut: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3RXo3A9w29U Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Plus: Alan Shearer’s trapped in hell, Ben White’s off to fight the Taliban and Gordon Brown’s negotiating transfers


Join Jack and George for another edition of Extra Shot, our weekly pod spilling the funniest stories in sport this week.


Links from the pod:


Morteza Mehdad in action : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FdkWQgM7XoQ


Shearer talking about his train journey: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b7cF_hv8SBg&t=114s


Motherwell TV commentary: https://x.com/racingblogger/status/1830236543006695598


Arbroath TV: 


https://x.com/TunnockCup/status/1612501422825738242


https://x.com/SPFLWatch/status/1742675443143106682


Kobayashi v Joey Chesnut: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3RXo3A9w29U


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]]> 3026 yes Thomas Gravesen: i’m going to kill you, lad https://shows.acast.com/the-upshot-1/episodes/thomas-gravesen-im-going-to-kill-you-lad You probably remember Thomas Gravesen as a wild-eyed Dane who swapped Goodison for the Galacticos. But off the pitch, he was absolutely insane.  The Danish midfielder dated pornstars, brought dynamite to training and once spunked $54 million in one night. Meet Real Madrid's most unlikely Galactico… Links from the pod: Real Madrid team photo: https://scontent-lhr6-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.6435-9/153688071_4027794680635962_8577575528478853911_n.jpg?_nc_cat=110&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=7b2446&_nc_ohc=-Rsn5h11lz8Q7kNvgGtCKhX&_nc_ht=scontent-lhr6-1.xx&oh=00_AYC4HzDPYBDL3ZrSXhDh7wtC9rKWVmIIkTXTcLOdyjtApA&oe=66FD1D98 Putting his knob in teammates ear: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Drp2JuHWkAEea64.jpg Marca ogre front page: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/AxXE94lCMAAgWwK.jpg Fighting Ronaldo: https://i2-prod.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article13192570.ece/ALTERNATES/s615b/0_h_00425537.jpg Fighting Robinho: https://x.com/sid_lambert/status/1289825291028664320/photo/4 Si Ferry story: https://fb.watch/u70I-fgvMJ/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Tue, 03 Sep 2024 04:00:24 -0000 Thomas Gravesen: i’m going to kill you, lad full The Upshot The Danish headcase dated pornstars, brought dynamite to training and once spunked $54 million in one night. Meet Real Madrid's most unlikely Galactico… You probably remember Thomas Gravesen as a wild-eyed Dane who swapped Goodison for the Galacticos. But off the pitch, he was absolutely insane.  The Danish midfielder dated pornstars, brought dynamite to training and once spunked $54 million in one night. Meet Real Madrid's most unlikely Galactico… Links from the pod: Real Madrid team photo: https://scontent-lhr6-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.6435-9/153688071_4027794680635962_8577575528478853911_n.jpg?_nc_cat=110&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=7b2446&_nc_ohc=-Rsn5h11lz8Q7kNvgGtCKhX&_nc_ht=scontent-lhr6-1.xx&oh=00_AYC4HzDPYBDL3ZrSXhDh7wtC9rKWVmIIkTXTcLOdyjtApA&oe=66FD1D98 Putting his knob in teammates ear: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Drp2JuHWkAEea64.jpg Marca ogre front page: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/AxXE94lCMAAgWwK.jpg Fighting Ronaldo: https://i2-prod.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article13192570.ece/ALTERNATES/s615b/0_h_00425537.jpg Fighting Robinho: https://x.com/sid_lambert/status/1289825291028664320/photo/4 Si Ferry story: https://fb.watch/u70I-fgvMJ/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices You probably remember Thomas Gravesen as a wild-eyed Dane who swapped Goodison for the Galacticos.


But off the pitch, he was absolutely insane. 


The Danish midfielder dated pornstars, brought dynamite to training and once spunked $54 million in one night.


Meet Real Madrid's most unlikely Galactico…


Links from the pod:


Real Madrid team photo: https://scontent-lhr6-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.6435-9/153688071_4027794680635962_8577575528478853911_n.jpg?_nc_cat=110&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=7b2446&_nc_ohc=-Rsn5h11lz8Q7kNvgGtCKhX&_nc_ht=scontent-lhr6-1.xx&oh=00_AYC4HzDPYBDL3ZrSXhDh7wtC9rKWVmIIkTXTcLOdyjtApA&oe=66FD1D98


Putting his knob in teammates ear: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Drp2JuHWkAEea64.jpg


Marca ogre front page: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/AxXE94lCMAAgWwK.jpg


Fighting Ronaldo: https://i2-prod.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article13192570.ece/ALTERNATES/s615b/0_h_00425537.jpg


Fighting Robinho: https://x.com/sid_lambert/status/1289825291028664320/photo/4


Si Ferry story: https://fb.watch/u70I-fgvMJ/

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]]> 3077 yes Jermaine Jenas’ sexting scandal https://shows.acast.com/the-upshot-1/episodes/jermaine-jenas-sexting-scandal Plus: Remembering Sven, managers on coke and Robbie Earle’s 36 blonde models Join Zach and Jack for another edition of Extra Shot, our weekly pod spilling the funniest stories in sport this week. Links from the pod: Christophe Daum claiming to be more Romanian than Romanian journalists: https://www.youtube.com/watch?si=Jo4gaXGtpmsobz_s&t=113&v=XUeOhGOD7z8&feature=youtu.be  Jermaine Jenas on Michael McIntyre: https://x.com/lewisa95/status/1826907030625415659  Gus Poyet sacked live on air: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BdF4oHzHr8A  Trump makes Nick Faldo his running mate: https://x.com/Acyn/status/1822137749660430543 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Thu, 29 Aug 2024 04:00:52 -0000 Jermaine Jenas’ sexting scandal full The Upshot Plus: Remembering Sven, managers on coke and Robbie Earle’s 36 blonde models Plus: Remembering Sven, managers on coke and Robbie Earle’s 36 blonde models Join Zach and Jack for another edition of Extra Shot, our weekly pod spilling the funniest stories in sport this week. Links from the pod: Christophe Daum claiming to be more Romanian than Romanian journalists: https://www.youtube.com/watch?si=Jo4gaXGtpmsobz_s&t=113&v=XUeOhGOD7z8&feature=youtu.be  Jermaine Jenas on Michael McIntyre: https://x.com/lewisa95/status/1826907030625415659  Gus Poyet sacked live on air: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BdF4oHzHr8A  Trump makes Nick Faldo his running mate: https://x.com/Acyn/status/1822137749660430543 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Plus: Remembering Sven, managers on coke and Robbie Earle’s 36 blonde models


Join Zach and Jack for another edition of Extra Shot, our weekly pod spilling the funniest stories in sport this week.


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Christophe Daum claiming to be more Romanian than Romanian journalists: https://www.youtube.com/watch?si=Jo4gaXGtpmsobz_s&t=113&v=XUeOhGOD7z8&feature=youtu.be 


Jermaine Jenas on Michael McIntyre: https://x.com/lewisa95/status/1826907030625415659 


Gus Poyet sacked live on air: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BdF4oHzHr8A 


Trump makes Nick Faldo his running mate: https://x.com/Acyn/status/1822137749660430543

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]]> 2963 yes Ronaldo: booze, burgers and Brazilian booty https://shows.acast.com/the-upshot-1/episodes/ronaldo-booze-burgers-and-brazilian-booty Ronaldo put the naughty in noughties.  The gap-toothed genius lived on a diet of booze, burgers and Brazilian booty, and still found time to win two Ballon d'Ors. From half time fags to flogging porn to Pato, this is the story of O Fenômeno... Links from the pod: Three episode stint on teen soap opera: https://x.com/UpshotTowers/status/1659168819804352516  Haircut inspired by cartoon character: https://cloudfront-eu-central-1.images.arcpublishing.com/diarioas/KEEXXTITK5OHBBZA6MEDQHMQVI.jpg Mum left fuming after barber gives ‘unaccompanied’ son a Ronaldo haircut: https://www.joe.co.uk/life/mum-left-fuming-after-barber-gives-unaccompanied-son-a-ronaldo-haircut-400701 2007 Simpsons cameo: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PHILxxz-A_E Video coming out of lift looking overweight: https://x.com/ESPNUK/status/1241371514215243781 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Tue, 27 Aug 2024 04:00:20 -0000 Ronaldo: booze, burgers and Brazilian booty full The Upshot The gap-toothed genius smoked fags at half-time and flogged porn to teammates, and still found time to win two Ballon d'Ors. Ronaldo put the naughty in noughties.  The gap-toothed genius lived on a diet of booze, burgers and Brazilian booty, and still found time to win two Ballon d'Ors. From half time fags to flogging porn to Pato, this is the story of O Fenômeno... Links from the pod: Three episode stint on teen soap opera: https://x.com/UpshotTowers/status/1659168819804352516  Haircut inspired by cartoon character: https://cloudfront-eu-central-1.images.arcpublishing.com/diarioas/KEEXXTITK5OHBBZA6MEDQHMQVI.jpg Mum left fuming after barber gives ‘unaccompanied’ son a Ronaldo haircut: https://www.joe.co.uk/life/mum-left-fuming-after-barber-gives-unaccompanied-son-a-ronaldo-haircut-400701 2007 Simpsons cameo: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PHILxxz-A_E Video coming out of lift looking overweight: https://x.com/ESPNUK/status/1241371514215243781 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Ronaldo put the naughty in noughties. 


The gap-toothed genius lived on a diet of booze, burgers and Brazilian booty, and still found time to win two Ballon d'Ors.


From half time fags to flogging porn to Pato, this is the story of O Fenômeno...


Links from the pod:


Three episode stint on teen soap opera: https://x.com/UpshotTowers/status/1659168819804352516 


Haircut inspired by cartoon character: https://cloudfront-eu-central-1.images.arcpublishing.com/diarioas/KEEXXTITK5OHBBZA6MEDQHMQVI.jpg


Mum left fuming after barber gives ‘unaccompanied’ son a Ronaldo haircut: https://www.joe.co.uk/life/mum-left-fuming-after-barber-gives-unaccompanied-son-a-ronaldo-haircut-400701


2007 Simpsons cameo: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PHILxxz-A_E


Video coming out of lift looking overweight: https://x.com/ESPNUK/status/1241371514215243781

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]]> 4047 yes Sergio Aguero’s cocaine enquiry https://shows.acast.com/the-upshot-1/episodes/sergio-agueros-cocaine-enquiry Chelsea in chaos, Nicolas Pepe’s pornstar girlfriend and a Russian chess star poisons her rival mid-game Join Zach and Jack for another edition of Extra Shot, our weekly pod spilling the funniest stories in sport this week. Videos from the pod: Chelsea’s 42 man squad in the gym: https://x.com/SwearingSport/status/1824520610606878743/video/1 Todd Boehly’s crazy transfer spend: https://x.com/Kaspitalize/status/1823704637498601868/photo/1 Ronaldinho’s son filming training sessions at Barca: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GKlwlDzboAAzo5Q.jpg McBurnie aftersun: https://estaticos-cdn.prensaiberica.es/clip/c210ce8c-bbf8-4103-8bdf-a9d11e92edc7_16-9-aspect-ratio_default_1320477.jpg Oli McBurnie stamping on fan’s phone: https://x.com/SufcLuke_/status/1391505893544562690  YouGov poll of Brits who think they’d qualify for Olympics: https://yougov.co.uk/sport/articles/50301-a-quarter-of-britons-think-they-could-qualify-for-the-2028-olympics Angel di Maria looking skinny and weird: https://talksport.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/5/2020/05/GettyImages-473987402-1-e1588752172996.jpg?strip=all&quality=100&w=1920&h=1440&crop=1 Aguero cocaine enquiry: https://www.instagram.com/p/C-huVn7Iq_W/  Chess player poisoning the board with mercury: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BPFV0yBB_X4 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Thu, 22 Aug 2024 04:00:39 -0000 Sergio Aguero’s cocaine enquiry full The Upshot Plus: Chelsea in chaos, Nicolas Pepe’s pornstar girlfriend and a Russian chess star poisons her rival. Mid-game. Chelsea in chaos, Nicolas Pepe’s pornstar girlfriend and a Russian chess star poisons her rival mid-game Join Zach and Jack for another edition of Extra Shot, our weekly pod spilling the funniest stories in sport this week. Videos from the pod: Chelsea’s 42 man squad in the gym: https://x.com/SwearingSport/status/1824520610606878743/video/1 Todd Boehly’s crazy transfer spend: https://x.com/Kaspitalize/status/1823704637498601868/photo/1 Ronaldinho’s son filming training sessions at Barca: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GKlwlDzboAAzo5Q.jpg McBurnie aftersun: https://estaticos-cdn.prensaiberica.es/clip/c210ce8c-bbf8-4103-8bdf-a9d11e92edc7_16-9-aspect-ratio_default_1320477.jpg Oli McBurnie stamping on fan’s phone: https://x.com/SufcLuke_/status/1391505893544562690  YouGov poll of Brits who think they’d qualify for Olympics: https://yougov.co.uk/sport/articles/50301-a-quarter-of-britons-think-they-could-qualify-for-the-2028-olympics Angel di Maria looking skinny and weird: https://talksport.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/5/2020/05/GettyImages-473987402-1-e1588752172996.jpg?strip=all&quality=100&w=1920&h=1440&crop=1 Aguero cocaine enquiry: https://www.instagram.com/p/C-huVn7Iq_W/  Chess player poisoning the board with mercury: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BPFV0yBB_X4 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Chelsea in chaos, Nicolas Pepe’s pornstar girlfriend and a Russian chess star poisons her rival mid-game


Join Zach and Jack for another edition of Extra Shot, our weekly pod spilling the funniest stories in sport this week.


Videos from the pod:


Chelsea’s 42 man squad in the gym: https://x.com/SwearingSport/status/1824520610606878743/video/1


Todd Boehly’s crazy transfer spend: https://x.com/Kaspitalize/status/1823704637498601868/photo/1


Ronaldinho’s son filming training sessions at Barca: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GKlwlDzboAAzo5Q.jpg


McBurnie aftersun: https://estaticos-cdn.prensaiberica.es/clip/c210ce8c-bbf8-4103-8bdf-a9d11e92edc7_16-9-aspect-ratio_default_1320477.jpg


Oli McBurnie stamping on fan’s phone: https://x.com/SufcLuke_/status/1391505893544562690 


YouGov poll of Brits who think they’d qualify for Olympics: https://yougov.co.uk/sport/articles/50301-a-quarter-of-britons-think-they-could-qualify-for-the-2028-olympics


Angel di Maria looking skinny and weird: https://talksport.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/5/2020/05/GettyImages-473987402-1-e1588752172996.jpg?strip=all&quality=100&w=1920&h=1440&crop=1


Aguero cocaine enquiry: https://www.instagram.com/p/C-huVn7Iq_W/ 


Chess player poisoning the board with mercury: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BPFV0yBB_X4

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]]> 3467 yes Tuesday Club: Arsenal’s naughty nineties https://shows.acast.com/the-upshot-1/episodes/tuesday-club-arsenals-naughty-nineties The Arsenal dressing room of the 1990s was absolutely mental.  It was ruled by a riotous ring of badly-behaved boozers like Tony Adams, Paul Merson and Ray Parlour. They called themselves "The Tuesday Club". From machete-wielding gangsters to stints in the slammer, this is the tale of Gooners Gone Wild… Links from the pod: Ray Parlour aged 12: https://x.com/football_mumble/status/1271410319848587264  Charlie Nicholas’ awful banter with Jeff Stelling: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c5FsadHcoVA  Ray Parlour cobra bomb: https://x.com/UpshotTowers/status/1574720819187564546 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Tue, 20 Aug 2024 04:00:06 -0000 Tuesday Club: Arsenal’s naughty nineties full The Upshot From machete-wielding gangsters to stints in the slammer, this is the tale of Gooners Gone Wild… The Arsenal dressing room of the 1990s was absolutely mental.  It was ruled by a riotous ring of badly-behaved boozers like Tony Adams, Paul Merson and Ray Parlour. They called themselves "The Tuesday Club". From machete-wielding gangsters to stints in the slammer, this is the tale of Gooners Gone Wild… Links from the pod: Ray Parlour aged 12: https://x.com/football_mumble/status/1271410319848587264  Charlie Nicholas’ awful banter with Jeff Stelling: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c5FsadHcoVA  Ray Parlour cobra bomb: https://x.com/UpshotTowers/status/1574720819187564546 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices The Arsenal dressing room of the 1990s was absolutely mental. 


It was ruled by a riotous ring of badly-behaved boozers like Tony Adams, Paul Merson and Ray Parlour. They called themselves "The Tuesday Club".


From machete-wielding gangsters to stints in the slammer, this is the tale of Gooners Gone Wild…


Links from the pod:


Ray Parlour aged 12: https://x.com/football_mumble/status/1271410319848587264 


Charlie Nicholas’ awful banter with Jeff Stelling: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c5FsadHcoVA 


Ray Parlour cobra bomb: https://x.com/UpshotTowers/status/1574720819187564546

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]]> 3869 yes Mikel Arteta’s dressing room crime spree https://shows.acast.com/the-upshot-1/episodes/mikel-artetas-dressing-room-crime-spree Managers caught in brothels, Wayne Rooney’s x-rated team talks, and is Vincent Kompany an absolute bastard? Join Zak Attak ‘n Coopz for another edition of Extra Shot, our weekly pod spilling the funniest stories in sport this week. Videos from the pod: Vincent Kompany bollocking Gudmundsson: https://x.com/secondtierpod/status/1822932103379464543  Non-league manager having a pint in an interview: https://www.instagram.com/p/C-kviZuInhO/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Thu, 15 Aug 2024 04:00:29 -0000 Mikel Arteta’s dressing room crime spree full The Upshot Plus: Managers caught in brothels, Wayne Rooney’s x-rated team talks, and is Vincent Kompany an absolute bastard? Managers caught in brothels, Wayne Rooney’s x-rated team talks, and is Vincent Kompany an absolute bastard? Join Zak Attak ‘n Coopz for another edition of Extra Shot, our weekly pod spilling the funniest stories in sport this week. Videos from the pod: Vincent Kompany bollocking Gudmundsson: https://x.com/secondtierpod/status/1822932103379464543  Non-league manager having a pint in an interview: https://www.instagram.com/p/C-kviZuInhO/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Managers caught in brothels, Wayne Rooney’s x-rated team talks, and is Vincent Kompany an absolute bastard?


Join Zak Attak ‘n Coopz for another edition of Extra Shot, our weekly pod spilling the funniest stories in sport this week.


Videos from the pod:


Vincent Kompany bollocking Gudmundsson: https://x.com/secondtierpod/status/1822932103379464543 


Non-league manager having a pint in an interview: https://www.instagram.com/p/C-kviZuInhO/

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]]> 2396 yes Jamie Vardy: chat shit get banged https://shows.acast.com/the-upshot-1/episodes/jamie-vardy-chat-shit-get-banged At 20 years old, Jamie Vardy was playing eighth tier football with an ankle tag on. And at 24, he was still working at a prosthetic limbs factory. Five years later he was a Premier League champion. From skittles vodka every night to the Wagatha Christie saga, this is the far-fetched fairytale of a Premier League legend… Links from the pod: Play off semi-final against Watford 2013: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJYtDPcd-fU  Nigel Pearson strangling James McArthur: https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=342055126509288 Pearson calling journalist an ostrich: https://youtu.be/4xfdk3MliFc?si=auo9JQRzfbehtxJm&t=16  Vardy’s daughter playing rock, paper, scissors: https://youtu.be/OP7vlyxxBtM?si=zQLn0Tudt644Tz_q&t=22  Vardy courtroom sketch: https://i2-prod.dailystar.co.uk/incoming/article26992221.ece/ALTERNATES/s615b/1_FS-k5s3XsAEBRCX.jpg Rooney courtroom sketch: https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2022/05/18/14/57878627-10828547-Coleen_Rooney_sits_next_to_her_husband_Wayne_Rooney_on_May_12_in-a-1_1652880025532.jpg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Tue, 13 Aug 2024 04:00:27 -0000 Jamie Vardy: chat shit get banged full The Upshot From skittles vodka every night to the Wagatha Christie saga, this is the far-fetched fairytale of a Premier League legend… At 20 years old, Jamie Vardy was playing eighth tier football with an ankle tag on. And at 24, he was still working at a prosthetic limbs factory. Five years later he was a Premier League champion. From skittles vodka every night to the Wagatha Christie saga, this is the far-fetched fairytale of a Premier League legend… Links from the pod: Play off semi-final against Watford 2013: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJYtDPcd-fU  Nigel Pearson strangling James McArthur: https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=342055126509288 Pearson calling journalist an ostrich: https://youtu.be/4xfdk3MliFc?si=auo9JQRzfbehtxJm&t=16  Vardy’s daughter playing rock, paper, scissors: https://youtu.be/OP7vlyxxBtM?si=zQLn0Tudt644Tz_q&t=22  Vardy courtroom sketch: https://i2-prod.dailystar.co.uk/incoming/article26992221.ece/ALTERNATES/s615b/1_FS-k5s3XsAEBRCX.jpg Rooney courtroom sketch: https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2022/05/18/14/57878627-10828547-Coleen_Rooney_sits_next_to_her_husband_Wayne_Rooney_on_May_12_in-a-1_1652880025532.jpg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices At 20 years old, Jamie Vardy was playing eighth tier football with an ankle tag on. And at 24, he was still working at a prosthetic limbs factory.


Five years later he was a Premier League champion.


From skittles vodka every night to the Wagatha Christie saga, this is the far-fetched fairytale of a Premier League legend…


Links from the pod:


Play off semi-final against Watford 2013: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJYtDPcd-fU 


Nigel Pearson strangling James McArthur: https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=342055126509288


Pearson calling journalist an ostrich: https://youtu.be/4xfdk3MliFc?si=auo9JQRzfbehtxJm&t=16 


Vardy’s daughter playing rock, paper, scissors: https://youtu.be/OP7vlyxxBtM?si=zQLn0Tudt644Tz_q&t=22 


Vardy courtroom sketch: https://i2-prod.dailystar.co.uk/incoming/article26992221.ece/ALTERNATES/s615b/1_FS-k5s3XsAEBRCX.jpg


Rooney courtroom sketch: https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2022/05/18/14/57878627-10828547-Coleen_Rooney_sits_next_to_her_husband_Wayne_Rooney_on_May_12_in-a-1_1652880025532.jpg


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]]> 3770 yes Phil Foden’s ‘out of control’ party https://shows.acast.com/the-upshot-1/episodes/phil-fodens-out-of-control-party Pole Vaulters doing porn, Neil Lennon’s Bucharest bender and the turd-riddled Seine claims its first victims.  It’s another edition of Extra Shot, our weekly pod spilling the funniest stories in sport this week. Videos from the pod: Dutch runner who sounds like Mickey Mouse: https://www.tiktok.com/@almost.co/video/7346062164878298401?lang=en Hungover pole vault winner: https://x.com/SiavoushF/status/1820812332722688141 Steve McClaren’s dutch accent: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ZnoP4sUV90  Irish rowers interview: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZFvT-KoGgEM  The Kloppelganger: https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/1ei6vqj/shakhtar_donetsk_on_twitter_clarifies_no_its_not/ Pole vaulter’s knob denies him spot in final: https://twitter.com/pauloMDtweets/status/1819714571688677404 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Thu, 08 Aug 2024 04:00:34 -0000 Phil Foden’s ‘out of control’ party full The Upshot Pole Vaulters doing porn, Neil Lennon’s Bucharest bender and the turd-riddled Seine claims its first victims. Pole Vaulters doing porn, Neil Lennon’s Bucharest bender and the turd-riddled Seine claims its first victims.  It’s another edition of Extra Shot, our weekly pod spilling the funniest stories in sport this week. Videos from the pod: Dutch runner who sounds like Mickey Mouse: https://www.tiktok.com/@almost.co/video/7346062164878298401?lang=en Hungover pole vault winner: https://x.com/SiavoushF/status/1820812332722688141 Steve McClaren’s dutch accent: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ZnoP4sUV90  Irish rowers interview: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZFvT-KoGgEM  The Kloppelganger: https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/1ei6vqj/shakhtar_donetsk_on_twitter_clarifies_no_its_not/ Pole vaulter’s knob denies him spot in final: https://twitter.com/pauloMDtweets/status/1819714571688677404 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Pole Vaulters doing porn, Neil Lennon’s Bucharest bender and the turd-riddled Seine claims its first victims. 


It’s another edition of Extra Shot, our weekly pod spilling the funniest stories in sport this week.


Videos from the pod:


Dutch runner who sounds like Mickey Mouse: https://www.tiktok.com/@almost.co/video/7346062164878298401?lang=en


Hungover pole vault winner: https://x.com/SiavoushF/status/1820812332722688141


Steve McClaren’s dutch accent: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ZnoP4sUV90 


Irish rowers interview: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZFvT-KoGgEM 


The Kloppelganger: https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/1ei6vqj/shakhtar_donetsk_on_twitter_clarifies_no_its_not/


Pole vaulter’s knob denies him spot in final: https://twitter.com/pauloMDtweets/status/1819714571688677404


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]]> 2709 yes Olive oil orgies and athletes eaten by wolves: the unhinged history of the Olympics https://shows.acast.com/the-upshot-1/episodes/olive-oil-orgies-and-athletes-eaten-by-wolves-the-unhinged-h The year is 776BC. A naked man soaked in olive oil is being flogged senseless after false starting in the pentathlon. Two millennia later, in a sleepy corner of Oxfordshire, civilised adults are clubbing each other to death in the name of Olympic revival. From contestants eaten by wolves to Eric the Eel, this is the unhinged 3,000 year history of the Olympic Games… Links from the pod: Eric the Eel at Sydney 2000: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r0ZePJy_nZw  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Tue, 06 Aug 2024 04:00:46 -0000 Olive oil orgies and athletes eaten by wolves: the unhinged history of the Olympics full The Upshot From contestants eaten by wolves to Eric the Eel, this is the unhinged 3,000 year history of the Olympic Games… The year is 776BC. A naked man soaked in olive oil is being flogged senseless after false starting in the pentathlon. Two millennia later, in a sleepy corner of Oxfordshire, civilised adults are clubbing each other to death in the name of Olympic revival. From contestants eaten by wolves to Eric the Eel, this is the unhinged 3,000 year history of the Olympic Games… Links from the pod: Eric the Eel at Sydney 2000: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r0ZePJy_nZw  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices The year is 776BC. A naked man soaked in olive oil is being flogged senseless after false starting in the pentathlon.


Two millennia later, in a sleepy corner of Oxfordshire, civilised adults are clubbing each other to death in the name of Olympic revival.


From contestants eaten by wolves to Eric the Eel, this is the unhinged 3,000 year history of the Olympic Games…


Links from the pod:


Eric the Eel at Sydney 2000: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r0ZePJy_nZw 

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]]> 2416 yes Lamine Yamal’s holiday heartbreak https://shows.acast.com/the-upshot-1/episodes/lamine-yamals-holiday-heartbreak Ederson’s hissy fit. Trouble in paradise for Lamine Yamal. And “sex marathons” in the Olympic Village. It’s another edition of Extra Shot, our weekly pod spilling the funniest stories in sport this week. Videos from the pod: Rene the piss goblin made it to Korea: https://www.instagram.com/p/C8_5WCCJPlN/ Lamine Yamal’s girlfriend BETRAYS him: https://x.com/ayeejuju/status/1817596869997908328 Get ya coffee: http://www.Angliacoffeesolutions.co.uk Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Thu, 01 Aug 2024 04:00:12 -0000 Lamine Yamal’s holiday heartbreak full The Upshot Ederson’s hissy fit. Trouble in paradise for Lamine Yamal. And “sex marathons” in the Olympic Village. Ederson’s hissy fit. Trouble in paradise for Lamine Yamal. And “sex marathons” in the Olympic Village. It’s another edition of Extra Shot, our weekly pod spilling the funniest stories in sport this week. Videos from the pod: Rene the piss goblin made it to Korea: https://www.instagram.com/p/C8_5WCCJPlN/ Lamine Yamal’s girlfriend BETRAYS him: https://x.com/ayeejuju/status/1817596869997908328 Get ya coffee: http://www.Angliacoffeesolutions.co.uk Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Ederson’s hissy fit. Trouble in paradise for Lamine Yamal. And “sex marathons” in the Olympic Village.


It’s another edition of Extra Shot, our weekly pod spilling the funniest stories in sport this week.


Videos from the pod:


Rene the piss goblin made it to Korea: https://www.instagram.com/p/C8_5WCCJPlN/


Lamine Yamal’s girlfriend BETRAYS him: https://x.com/ayeejuju/status/1817596869997908328


Get ya coffee: http://www.Angliacoffeesolutions.co.uk

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]]> 2915 yes Poolside punch ups and Usain Bolt’s ultra-slow shagging: our guide to Paris 2024 https://shows.acast.com/the-upshot-1/episodes/poolside-punch-ups-and-usain-bolts-ultra-slow-shagging-our-g The Romans wrestled lions, the Victorians forced monkeys to fight dogs.  And in the modern era, we tuck into a bit of artistic swimming and pretend to know what a pommel horse is. But the Olympics is far more than just a freakshow of sobbing sprinters, doped up communists and Swiss aristocrats forcing horses to dance. From poolside punch ups to Usain Bolt’s ultraslow shagging technique, this is the Upshot’s guide to Paris 2024… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Tue, 30 Jul 2024 04:00:00 -0000 Poolside punch ups and Usain Bolt’s ultra-slow shagging: our guide to Paris 2024 full The Upshot The Olympics is far more than just a freakshow of sobbing sprinters, doped up communists and Swiss aristocrats forcing horses to dance. This is the Upshot’s guide to Paris 2024… The Romans wrestled lions, the Victorians forced monkeys to fight dogs.  And in the modern era, we tuck into a bit of artistic swimming and pretend to know what a pommel horse is. But the Olympics is far more than just a freakshow of sobbing sprinters, doped up communists and Swiss aristocrats forcing horses to dance. From poolside punch ups to Usain Bolt’s ultraslow shagging technique, this is the Upshot’s guide to Paris 2024… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices The Romans wrestled lions, the Victorians forced monkeys to fight dogs. 


And in the modern era, we tuck into a bit of artistic swimming and pretend to know what a pommel horse is.


But the Olympics is far more than just a freakshow of sobbing sprinters, doped up communists and Swiss aristocrats forcing horses to dance.


From poolside punch ups to Usain Bolt’s ultraslow shagging technique, this is the Upshot’s guide to Paris 2024…


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]]> 3957 yes England’s sex scandal epidemic https://shows.acast.com/the-upshot-1/episodes/englands-sex-scandal-epidemic Multiple shagging rumours about England stars. Patrice Evra’s jail sentence. GB swimming turns saucy. And George debuts his Wimbledon-themed erotic fan fiction. It’s another edition of Extra Shot, our weekly pod spilling the funniest stories in sport this week. Videos from the pod: Tom Daley’s saucy Insta caption: https://www.instagram.com/p/C9uw4y5Nbor/?img_index=1 Argentina racist song: https://x.com/NosyBuzzer/status/1813264257506812245 Mbappe and Ines Rau frolicking: https://english.cdn.zeenews.com/sites/default/files/2024/01/02/1344423-aus-8.png Asparagus woman predicting a female president: https://x.com/DannyParkinson/status/1815084737519591547 David Moyes on Carsley and Gravesen: https://youtu.be/JDxd0d3l6eg?si=HcHLvtlfY0oFPUVt&t=2831 Patrice Evra’s prison vid: https://www.instagram.com/p/C9VarmTSG9A/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Thu, 25 Jul 2024 04:00:15 -0000 England’s sex scandal epidemic full The Upshot Multiple shagging rumours about England stars. Patrice Evra’s jail sentence. GB swimming turns saucy. Multiple shagging rumours about England stars. Patrice Evra’s jail sentence. GB swimming turns saucy. And George debuts his Wimbledon-themed erotic fan fiction. It’s another edition of Extra Shot, our weekly pod spilling the funniest stories in sport this week. Videos from the pod: Tom Daley’s saucy Insta caption: https://www.instagram.com/p/C9uw4y5Nbor/?img_index=1 Argentina racist song: https://x.com/NosyBuzzer/status/1813264257506812245 Mbappe and Ines Rau frolicking: https://english.cdn.zeenews.com/sites/default/files/2024/01/02/1344423-aus-8.png Asparagus woman predicting a female president: https://x.com/DannyParkinson/status/1815084737519591547 David Moyes on Carsley and Gravesen: https://youtu.be/JDxd0d3l6eg?si=HcHLvtlfY0oFPUVt&t=2831 Patrice Evra’s prison vid: https://www.instagram.com/p/C9VarmTSG9A/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Multiple shagging rumours about England stars. Patrice Evra’s jail sentence. GB swimming turns saucy. And George debuts his Wimbledon-themed erotic fan fiction.


It’s another edition of Extra Shot, our weekly pod spilling the funniest stories in sport this week.


Videos from the pod:


Tom Daley’s saucy Insta caption: https://www.instagram.com/p/C9uw4y5Nbor/?img_index=1


Argentina racist song: https://x.com/NosyBuzzer/status/1813264257506812245


Mbappe and Ines Rau frolicking: https://english.cdn.zeenews.com/sites/default/files/2024/01/02/1344423-aus-8.png


Asparagus woman predicting a female president: https://x.com/DannyParkinson/status/1815084737519591547


David Moyes on Carsley and Gravesen: https://youtu.be/JDxd0d3l6eg?si=HcHLvtlfY0oFPUVt&t=2831


Patrice Evra’s prison vid: https://www.instagram.com/p/C9VarmTSG9A/

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]]> 2695 yes Narco football: cartels, kidnaps and coked-up kickabouts https://shows.acast.com/the-upshot-1/episodes/narco-football-cartels-kidnaps-and-coked-up-kickabouts Colombia is known for many beautiful things. Arabica coffee. Cheap breast implants. Glorious Carribean coast. But in the 1980s, the country was infamous for one thing… cocaine. And Colombian football was ruled by terrifying druglords like Pablo Escobar. From kidnapping referees to prison kickabouts with Maradona, this is the story of narco-football… Read Ryan Ferguson’s excellent article about the era: https://ryanferguson.co.uk/blogs/blog/narco-soccer-pablo-escobar-football-nacional Videos from the pod: Rene Huguita’s scorpion kick at Wembley: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TRj3dKKp9tI Carlos Valderrama with straightened hair: https://x.com/paddypower/status/1154324102737551360 Topless model kicks off friendly: https://x.com/sid_lambert/status/1532270708843323393 Asprilla v Chilavert fight: https://youtu.be/qseaJOsAKnY?si=UNnA94IlantJlCn8&t=57 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Tue, 23 Jul 2024 04:00:05 -0000 Narco football: cartels, kidnaps and coked-up kickabouts full The Upshot In the 80s and early 90s, Colombian football was ruled by terrifying druglords like Pablo Escobar. From kidnapping referees to prison kickabouts with Maradona, this is the story of narco-football… Colombia is known for many beautiful things. Arabica coffee. Cheap breast implants. Glorious Carribean coast. But in the 1980s, the country was infamous for one thing… cocaine. And Colombian football was ruled by terrifying druglords like Pablo Escobar. From kidnapping referees to prison kickabouts with Maradona, this is the story of narco-football… Read Ryan Ferguson’s excellent article about the era: https://ryanferguson.co.uk/blogs/blog/narco-soccer-pablo-escobar-football-nacional Videos from the pod: Rene Huguita’s scorpion kick at Wembley: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TRj3dKKp9tI Carlos Valderrama with straightened hair: https://x.com/paddypower/status/1154324102737551360 Topless model kicks off friendly: https://x.com/sid_lambert/status/1532270708843323393 Asprilla v Chilavert fight: https://youtu.be/qseaJOsAKnY?si=UNnA94IlantJlCn8&t=57 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Colombia is known for many beautiful things. Arabica coffee. Cheap breast implants. Glorious Carribean coast.


But in the 1980s, the country was infamous for one thing… cocaine.


And Colombian football was ruled by terrifying druglords like Pablo Escobar.


From kidnapping referees to prison kickabouts with Maradona, this is the story of narco-football…


Read Ryan Ferguson’s excellent article about the era: https://ryanferguson.co.uk/blogs/blog/narco-soccer-pablo-escobar-football-nacional


Videos from the pod:


Rene Huguita’s scorpion kick at Wembley: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TRj3dKKp9tI


Carlos Valderrama with straightened hair: https://x.com/paddypower/status/1154324102737551360


Topless model kicks off friendly: https://x.com/sid_lambert/status/1532270708843323393


Asprilla v Chilavert fight: https://youtu.be/qseaJOsAKnY?si=UNnA94IlantJlCn8&t=57

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]]> 3300 yes ‘You’re all murderers’: the sadistic story of the Tour de France https://shows.acast.com/the-upshot-1/episodes/youre-all-murderers-the-sadistic-story-of-the-tour-de-france When you think of cycling, you probably picture lycra-clad lab rats, pumped so full of steroids their blood is congealing into a thick ketchup-like goo. But it wasn’t always a sick science experiment: for most of its history, the Tour de France was a sadistic cocktail of cheating, violence and scarcely believable disasters.  From itching powder in the shorts to selling children for cheese, this is its unhinged story… Videos from the pod: Chasse a cannette: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7UhT6-GntcY Get the week’s funniest stories in sport in 3 minutes with our free Friday email: http://www.upshot.email?utm_source=podlink Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Thu, 18 Jul 2024 04:00:38 -0000 ‘You’re all murderers’: the sadistic story of the Tour de France full The Upshot The Tour de France is a sadistic cocktail of cheating, violence and scarcely believable disasters. From itching powder in the shorts to selling children for cheese, this is its unhinged story… When you think of cycling, you probably picture lycra-clad lab rats, pumped so full of steroids their blood is congealing into a thick ketchup-like goo. But it wasn’t always a sick science experiment: for most of its history, the Tour de France was a sadistic cocktail of cheating, violence and scarcely believable disasters.  From itching powder in the shorts to selling children for cheese, this is its unhinged story… Videos from the pod: Chasse a cannette: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7UhT6-GntcY Get the week’s funniest stories in sport in 3 minutes with our free Friday email: http://www.upshot.email?utm_source=podlink Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices When you think of cycling, you probably picture lycra-clad lab rats, pumped so full of steroids their blood is congealing into a thick ketchup-like goo.


But it wasn’t always a sick science experiment: for most of its history, the Tour de France was a sadistic cocktail of cheating, violence and scarcely believable disasters. 


From itching powder in the shorts to selling children for cheese, this is its unhinged story…


Videos from the pod:


Chasse a cannette: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7UhT6-GntcY


Get the week’s funniest stories in sport in 3 minutes with our free Friday email:

http://www.upshot.email?utm_source=podlink

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]]> 3313 yes Southgate’s terrifying visitor and Derek Chisora decks a Deliveroo driver https://shows.acast.com/the-upshot-1/episodes/southgates-terrifying-visitor-and-derek-chisora-decks-a-deli Sadio Mane’s wife graduates from high school. Fans stealing boats. Snack attack at the Tour de France.  It’s another edition of Extra Shot, our weekly pod spilling the funniest stories in sport this week. Videos from the pod: Derek Chisora headbutts a Deliveroo driver: https://x.com/UpshotTowers/status/1812882512630186418 Cucurella singing about himself: https://x.com/CFCPys/status/1812781201725247753  Copa America fans breaking into stadium: https://x.com/ivanopanetti/status/1812765327802986786 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Tue, 16 Jul 2024 04:00:41 -0000 Southgate’s terrifying visitor and Derek Chisora decks a Deliveroo driver full The Upshot Sadio Mane’s wife graduates from high school. Fans stealing boats. Snack attack at the Tour de France. Sadio Mane’s wife graduates from high school. Fans stealing boats. Snack attack at the Tour de France.  It’s another edition of Extra Shot, our weekly pod spilling the funniest stories in sport this week. Videos from the pod: Derek Chisora headbutts a Deliveroo driver: https://x.com/UpshotTowers/status/1812882512630186418 Cucurella singing about himself: https://x.com/CFCPys/status/1812781201725247753  Copa America fans breaking into stadium: https://x.com/ivanopanetti/status/1812765327802986786 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Sadio Mane’s wife graduates from high school. Fans stealing boats. Snack attack at the Tour de France. 


It’s another edition of Extra Shot, our weekly pod spilling the funniest stories in sport this week.


Videos from the pod:


Derek Chisora headbutts a Deliveroo driver: https://x.com/UpshotTowers/status/1812882512630186418


Cucurella singing about himself: https://x.com/CFCPys/status/1812781201725247753 


Copa America fans breaking into stadium: https://x.com/ivanopanetti/status/1812765327802986786

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]]> 2020 yes Naughty Dorty: a semi final special https://shows.acast.com/the-upshot-1/episodes/naughty-dorty-a-semi-final-special Love triangles in the French camp. Wife hunting at wet t-shirt competitions. Boozing with the King of Brazzers in Dortmund. Coming to you live from (near) Dortmund, another special edition of Extra Shot, where we spill all the funniest gossip we picked up in Germany. Slag us off and request episodes on The Upshot subreddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/theupshotpodcast/ Videos from the pod: Darwin Nunez fighting Colombia fans: https://x.com/feratthesix/status/1811416932987662635 Bentancur lobbing a bottle and hitting his own fans: https://x.com/ASTOUNDlNGMessi/status/1811241235908088243 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Thu, 11 Jul 2024 16:52:34 -0000 Naughty Dorty: a semi final special full The Upshot All the gossip we picked up in Germany: Love triangles in the French camp. Wife hunting at wet t-shirt competitions. Boozing with the King of Brazzers in Dortmund. Love triangles in the French camp. Wife hunting at wet t-shirt competitions. Boozing with the King of Brazzers in Dortmund. Coming to you live from (near) Dortmund, another special edition of Extra Shot, where we spill all the funniest gossip we picked up in Germany. Slag us off and request episodes on The Upshot subreddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/theupshotpodcast/ Videos from the pod: Darwin Nunez fighting Colombia fans: https://x.com/feratthesix/status/1811416932987662635 Bentancur lobbing a bottle and hitting his own fans: https://x.com/ASTOUNDlNGMessi/status/1811241235908088243 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Love triangles in the French camp. Wife hunting at wet t-shirt competitions. Boozing with the King of Brazzers in Dortmund.


Coming to you live from (near) Dortmund, another special edition of Extra Shot, where we spill all the funniest gossip we picked up in Germany.


Slag us off and request episodes on The Upshot subreddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/theupshotpodcast/


Videos from the pod:


Darwin Nunez fighting Colombia fans: https://x.com/feratthesix/status/1811416932987662635


Bentancur lobbing a bottle and hitting his own fans: https://x.com/ASTOUNDlNGMessi/status/1811241235908088243

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]]> 2436 yes Bielsa’s hand grenade and Wimbledon’s simmering sexual tension https://shows.acast.com/the-upshot-1/episodes/bielsas-hand-grenade-and-wimbledons-simmering-sexual-tension Marcelo Bielsa’s violent stand-off with fans. Wimbledon’s simmering sexual tension. Leo Messi giving a wonderkid a bath. It’s a nice, weird set of stories for a special edition of Extra Shot, our pod spilling the funniest stories in sport this week.  Slag us off and request episodes on The Upshot subreddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/theupshotpodcast/ Videos from the pod: Trent saying “he didn’t want to take one”: https://x.com/CounterPressers/status/1809704180145390004?utm_source=www.upshot.email&utm_medium=newsletter&utm_campaign=watching-from-their-jail-cell James Corden delays his show to watch penalties: https://x.com/cjfelt13/status/1809697097240965335 Dutch fans watching from jail: https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/1dxqamy/dutch_football_fans_watching_netherlands_v_turkey/?utm_source=www.upshot.email&utm_medium=newsletter&utm_campaign=watching-from-their-jail-cell Leo Messi bathing Lamine Yamal: https://www.tbsnews.net/sports/story-behind-lionel-messis-viral-photo-lamine-yamal-2007-894786 Terry Venables and a young Pep: https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/184c4ab/a_15yearold_pep_guardiola_in_awe_of_terry/ Douglas Luiz penalty: https://x.com/jnevesera/status/1809788612172451973?utm_source=www.upshot.email&utm_medium=newsletter&utm_campaign=watching-from-their-jail-cell Jaden Philogene agent photoshoot: https://x.com/victor_nahe/status/1808822248108670988 Dembele’s agent ‘accidentally’ shows his phone call: https://x.com/GFFN/status/1486348192245559299 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Tue, 09 Jul 2024 04:00:51 -0000 Bielsa’s hand grenade and Wimbledon’s simmering sexual tension full The Upshot Plus: Messi gives a bath to a Spanish wonderkid, arms dealers in the stands and Trent AA sparks the rumour mill… Marcelo Bielsa’s violent stand-off with fans. Wimbledon’s simmering sexual tension. Leo Messi giving a wonderkid a bath. It’s a nice, weird set of stories for a special edition of Extra Shot, our pod spilling the funniest stories in sport this week.  Slag us off and request episodes on The Upshot subreddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/theupshotpodcast/ Videos from the pod: Trent saying “he didn’t want to take one”: https://x.com/CounterPressers/status/1809704180145390004?utm_source=www.upshot.email&utm_medium=newsletter&utm_campaign=watching-from-their-jail-cell James Corden delays his show to watch penalties: https://x.com/cjfelt13/status/1809697097240965335 Dutch fans watching from jail: https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/1dxqamy/dutch_football_fans_watching_netherlands_v_turkey/?utm_source=www.upshot.email&utm_medium=newsletter&utm_campaign=watching-from-their-jail-cell Leo Messi bathing Lamine Yamal: https://www.tbsnews.net/sports/story-behind-lionel-messis-viral-photo-lamine-yamal-2007-894786 Terry Venables and a young Pep: https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/184c4ab/a_15yearold_pep_guardiola_in_awe_of_terry/ Douglas Luiz penalty: https://x.com/jnevesera/status/1809788612172451973?utm_source=www.upshot.email&utm_medium=newsletter&utm_campaign=watching-from-their-jail-cell Jaden Philogene agent photoshoot: https://x.com/victor_nahe/status/1808822248108670988 Dembele’s agent ‘accidentally’ shows his phone call: https://x.com/GFFN/status/1486348192245559299 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Marcelo Bielsa’s violent stand-off with fans. Wimbledon’s simmering sexual tension. Leo Messi giving a wonderkid a bath.


It’s a nice, weird set of stories for a special edition of Extra Shot, our pod spilling the funniest stories in sport this week. 


Slag us off and request episodes on The Upshot subreddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/theupshotpodcast/


Videos from the pod:


Trent saying “he didn’t want to take one”: https://x.com/CounterPressers/status/1809704180145390004?utm_source=www.upshot.email&utm_medium=newsletter&utm_campaign=watching-from-their-jail-cell


James Corden delays his show to watch penalties: https://x.com/cjfelt13/status/1809697097240965335


Dutch fans watching from jail: https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/1dxqamy/dutch_football_fans_watching_netherlands_v_turkey/?utm_source=www.upshot.email&utm_medium=newsletter&utm_campaign=watching-from-their-jail-cell


Leo Messi bathing Lamine Yamal: https://www.tbsnews.net/sports/story-behind-lionel-messis-viral-photo-lamine-yamal-2007-894786


Terry Venables and a young Pep: https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/184c4ab/a_15yearold_pep_guardiola_in_awe_of_terry/


Douglas Luiz penalty: https://x.com/jnevesera/status/1809788612172451973?utm_source=www.upshot.email&utm_medium=newsletter&utm_campaign=watching-from-their-jail-cell


Jaden Philogene agent photoshoot: https://x.com/victor_nahe/status/1808822248108670988


Dembele’s agent ‘accidentally’ shows his phone call: https://x.com/GFFN/status/1486348192245559299

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]]> 2848 yes Andy Carroll’s restaurant scrap and Balotelli’s big night out https://shows.acast.com/the-upshot-1/episodes/andy-carrolls-restaurant-scrap-and-balotellis-big-night-out Join Zach and Jack for the funniest stories from the Euros this week. On the pod today: footballers at Glasto, rockstars in the England camp, and somehow the biggest wreckheads of the week are Andy Carroll and Mario Balotelli… Videos from the pod: Ed Sheeran singing to England squad: https://x.com/itsjudithworld/status/1807962013424906356  Conor Gallager loves Ed Sheeran to be fair: https://www.instagram.com/p/C55iPMqNteM/ Balotelli drunk: https://x.com/DiarioOle/status/1807754343992480118  American pundits comparing Pulisic to Messi: https://x.com/a1exii_/status/1803849850426978528   Sign up for our Friday newsletter spilling more of sport’s funniest stories: http://www.upshot.email?utm_source=podlink Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Thu, 04 Jul 2024 04:00:00 -0000 Andy Carroll’s restaurant scrap and Balotelli’s big night out full The Upshot Plus: footballers at Glasto, rockstars in the England camp, and somehow the biggest wreckheads of the week are Andy Carroll and Mario Balotelli… Join Zach and Jack for the funniest stories from the Euros this week. On the pod today: footballers at Glasto, rockstars in the England camp, and somehow the biggest wreckheads of the week are Andy Carroll and Mario Balotelli… Videos from the pod: Ed Sheeran singing to England squad: https://x.com/itsjudithworld/status/1807962013424906356  Conor Gallager loves Ed Sheeran to be fair: https://www.instagram.com/p/C55iPMqNteM/ Balotelli drunk: https://x.com/DiarioOle/status/1807754343992480118  American pundits comparing Pulisic to Messi: https://x.com/a1exii_/status/1803849850426978528   Sign up for our Friday newsletter spilling more of sport’s funniest stories: http://www.upshot.email?utm_source=podlink Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Join Zach and Jack for the funniest stories from the Euros this week.


On the pod today: footballers at Glasto, rockstars in the England camp, and somehow the biggest wreckheads of the week are Andy Carroll and Mario Balotelli…


Videos from the pod:


Ed Sheeran singing to England squad: https://x.com/itsjudithworld/status/1807962013424906356 


Conor Gallager loves Ed Sheeran to be fair: https://www.instagram.com/p/C55iPMqNteM/


Balotelli drunk: https://x.com/DiarioOle/status/1807754343992480118 


American pundits comparing Pulisic to Messi: https://x.com/a1exii_/status/1803849850426978528  


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]]> 1672 yes Boris Becker: the most expensive 5 seconds of my life https://shows.acast.com/the-upshot-1/episodes/boris-becker-the-most-expensive-5-seconds-of-my-life WITH SPECIAL GUEST JOSH BERRY  He was the baby-faced megastar who won Wimbledon twice as a teenager. But Boris Becker’s penchant for sex, mansions and dodgy dealings took him from centre court to the slammer. From bonking in broom cupboards to death threats from murderers, this is the story of Boom Boom Boris… Videos from the pod: Boom Boom Boris song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mav6MEY-yeY  Andy Murray rap song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8xT74EJ8vbw  Defending fake passport on Andrew Marr: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-44581763   Get the week’s funniest stories in sport in 3 minutes with our free Friday email: http://www.upshot.email?utm_source=podlink  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Tue, 02 Jul 2024 04:00:49 -0000 Boris Becker: the most expensive 5 seconds of my life full The Upshot From bonking in broom cupboards to death threats from murderers, this is the story of Boom Boom Boris… (With special guest Josh Berry) WITH SPECIAL GUEST JOSH BERRY  He was the baby-faced megastar who won Wimbledon twice as a teenager. But Boris Becker’s penchant for sex, mansions and dodgy dealings took him from centre court to the slammer. From bonking in broom cupboards to death threats from murderers, this is the story of Boom Boom Boris… Videos from the pod: Boom Boom Boris song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mav6MEY-yeY  Andy Murray rap song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8xT74EJ8vbw  Defending fake passport on Andrew Marr: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-44581763   Get the week’s funniest stories in sport in 3 minutes with our free Friday email: http://www.upshot.email?utm_source=podlink  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices WITH SPECIAL GUEST JOSH BERRY 


He was the baby-faced megastar who won Wimbledon twice as a teenager.


But Boris Becker’s penchant for sex, mansions and dodgy dealings took him from centre court to the slammer.


From bonking in broom cupboards to death threats from murderers, this is the story of Boom Boom Boris…


Videos from the pod:


Boom Boom Boris song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mav6MEY-yeY 


Andy Murray rap song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8xT74EJ8vbw 


Defending fake passport on Andrew Marr: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-44581763  


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]]> 4169 yes Erling Haaland’s party raided by police https://shows.acast.com/the-upshot-1/episodes/erling-haalands-party-raided-by-police Join Zach and Jack for the funniest stories from the Euros this week. On the pod today: Bradley Wiggins attacks Mickey Mouse at Disneyland, grans gone wild at the Euros and does Geoff Hurst like Budweiser by any chance? Videos from the pod: Geoff Hurst shilling Budweiser: https://x.com/WeahsCousin/status/1805564686147960989  Bradley Wiggins at Disneyland: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/sportsnews/article-7991199/Sir-Bradley-Wiggins-bizarre-foul-mouthed-rant-Disneyland-Paris-families.html  Sign up for our Friday newsletter spilling more of sport’s funniest stories: http://www.upshot.email?utm_source=podlink Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Thu, 27 Jun 2024 04:00:37 -0000 Erling Haaland’s party raided by police full The Upshot Plus: Bradley Wiggins attacks Mickey Mouse at Disneyland, grans gone wild at the Euros and does Geoff Hurst like Budweiser by any chance? Join Zach and Jack for the funniest stories from the Euros this week. On the pod today: Bradley Wiggins attacks Mickey Mouse at Disneyland, grans gone wild at the Euros and does Geoff Hurst like Budweiser by any chance? Videos from the pod: Geoff Hurst shilling Budweiser: https://x.com/WeahsCousin/status/1805564686147960989  Bradley Wiggins at Disneyland: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/sportsnews/article-7991199/Sir-Bradley-Wiggins-bizarre-foul-mouthed-rant-Disneyland-Paris-families.html  Sign up for our Friday newsletter spilling more of sport’s funniest stories: http://www.upshot.email?utm_source=podlink Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Join Zach and Jack for the funniest stories from the Euros this week.


On the pod today: Bradley Wiggins attacks Mickey Mouse at Disneyland, grans gone wild at the Euros and does Geoff Hurst like Budweiser by any chance?


Videos from the pod:


Geoff Hurst shilling Budweiser: https://x.com/WeahsCousin/status/1805564686147960989 


Bradley Wiggins at Disneyland: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/sportsnews/article-7991199/Sir-Bradley-Wiggins-bizarre-foul-mouthed-rant-Disneyland-Paris-families.html 


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]]> 2329 yes Gazza: what have you done to my ostrich? https://shows.acast.com/the-upshot-1/episodes/gazza-what-have-you-done-to-my-ostrich The year is 1990. Gazzamania is sweeping the nation. And a bewildered ostrich is on the loose at Tottenham’s training ground. The culprit? Paul Gascoigne, a Geordie midfield maestro with a craving for chaos. From breaking into bank vaults to wanking in 10 Downing Street, this is the scarcely believable story of Gazza: the early years… Videos from the pod: Gazza on turning down Alex Ferguson: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2HUqSfdZQFo Italia 90 yellow card: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tt0xx3So6zw 10 Downing Street story: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/nxatSvpImlY FA Cup final tackles: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aww54AjXiMA Get the week’s funniest stories in sport in 3 minutes with our free Friday email: http://www.upshot.email?utm_source=podlink  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Tue, 25 Jun 2024 04:00:45 -0000 Gazza: what have you done to my ostrich? full The Upshot From breaking into bank vaults to wanking in 10 Downing Street, this is the scarcely believable story of Gazza’s early years… The year is 1990. Gazzamania is sweeping the nation. And a bewildered ostrich is on the loose at Tottenham’s training ground. The culprit? Paul Gascoigne, a Geordie midfield maestro with a craving for chaos. From breaking into bank vaults to wanking in 10 Downing Street, this is the scarcely believable story of Gazza: the early years… Videos from the pod: Gazza on turning down Alex Ferguson: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2HUqSfdZQFo Italia 90 yellow card: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tt0xx3So6zw 10 Downing Street story: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/nxatSvpImlY FA Cup final tackles: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aww54AjXiMA Get the week’s funniest stories in sport in 3 minutes with our free Friday email: http://www.upshot.email?utm_source=podlink  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices The year is 1990. Gazzamania is sweeping the nation. And a bewildered ostrich is on the loose at Tottenham’s training ground.


The culprit? Paul Gascoigne, a Geordie midfield maestro with a craving for chaos.


From breaking into bank vaults to wanking in 10 Downing Street, this is the scarcely believable story of Gazza: the early years…


Videos from the pod:


Gazza on turning down Alex Ferguson: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2HUqSfdZQFo


Italia 90 yellow card: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tt0xx3So6zw


10 Downing Street story: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/nxatSvpImlY


FA Cup final tackles: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aww54AjXiMA


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]]> 3191 yes Cole Palmer’s naked scare and Ronald Koeman’s despicable deed https://shows.acast.com/the-upshot-1/episodes/cole-palmers-naked-scare-and-ronald-koemans-despicable-deed Are you a good, funny writer who loves sport? We’re hiring a writer for our newsletter and Twitter threads. It’s a paid role - email a sample of your writing to contact@upshot.email. Join Zach and Jack for Extra Shot, our Thursday pod spilling the funniest stories in sport this week. On the pod today: Gael Kakuta’s evil twin, Landon Donovan’s awful hair transplant and scandal hits the hot dog eating championship. Videos from the pod: Serbian president’s son trying to fight England fans: https://x.com/MyLordBebo/status/1802645963250479344  England fan woke up in stadium: https://x.com/FBAwayDays/status/1802735705996636235  Scotland fan horror movie hotel: https://x.com/RoryB96/status/1802282705406640637  Ronald Koeman picking his nose: https://x.com/JaNe6X/status/1802808103068704923  Landon Donovan’s hair transplant: https://x.com/magee18/status/1802881523231641717  Sign up for our Friday newsletter spilling more of sport’s funniest stories: http://www.upshot.email?utm_source=podlink Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Wed, 19 Jun 2024 23:36:11 -0000 Cole Palmer’s naked scare and Ronald Koeman’s despicable deed full The Upshot Plus: Gael Kakuta’s evil twin, Landon Donovan’s awful hair transplant and scandal hits the hot dog eating championship. Are you a good, funny writer who loves sport? We’re hiring a writer for our newsletter and Twitter threads. It’s a paid role - email a sample of your writing to contact@upshot.email. Join Zach and Jack for Extra Shot, our Thursday pod spilling the funniest stories in sport this week. On the pod today: Gael Kakuta’s evil twin, Landon Donovan’s awful hair transplant and scandal hits the hot dog eating championship. Videos from the pod: Serbian president’s son trying to fight England fans: https://x.com/MyLordBebo/status/1802645963250479344  England fan woke up in stadium: https://x.com/FBAwayDays/status/1802735705996636235  Scotland fan horror movie hotel: https://x.com/RoryB96/status/1802282705406640637  Ronald Koeman picking his nose: https://x.com/JaNe6X/status/1802808103068704923  Landon Donovan’s hair transplant: https://x.com/magee18/status/1802881523231641717  Sign up for our Friday newsletter spilling more of sport’s funniest stories: http://www.upshot.email?utm_source=podlink Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Are you a good, funny writer who loves sport? We’re hiring a writer for our newsletter and Twitter threads. It’s a paid role - email a sample of your writing to contact@upshot.email.


Join Zach and Jack for Extra Shot, our Thursday pod spilling the funniest stories in sport this week.


On the pod today: Gael Kakuta’s evil twin, Landon Donovan’s awful hair transplant and scandal hits the hot dog eating championship.


Videos from the pod:


Serbian president’s son trying to fight England fans: https://x.com/MyLordBebo/status/1802645963250479344 


England fan woke up in stadium: https://x.com/FBAwayDays/status/1802735705996636235 


Scotland fan horror movie hotel: https://x.com/RoryB96/status/1802282705406640637 


Ronald Koeman picking his nose: https://x.com/JaNe6X/status/1802808103068704923 


Landon Donovan’s hair transplant: https://x.com/magee18/status/1802881523231641717 


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]]> 2402 yes Ronaldo’s orgy and Southgate’s bender: our guide to Euro 2024 https://shows.acast.com/the-upshot-1/episodes/ronaldos-orgy-and-southgates-bender-our-guide-to-euro-2024 Bastian Schweisteiger’s hot tub trouble, Declan Rice’s IRA sympathies, and the French star’s penis enlargement. Welcome to our alternative guide to the Euros… Videos from the pod: Grealish looking for Birmingham on a map: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e75rmX2Scv4  Grealish encyclopaedia: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lWLnQYvU6zA  Scotland fan hit by motorbike: https://x.com/CrimeLdn/status/1405772662194917377  Artem Dzyuba pilots draw penis: https://x.com/ODDSbible/status/1329722263839576066  Peter Beardsley World in Motion: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPh63Y6sSKA  Get the week’s funniest stories in sport in 3 minutes with our free Friday email: http://www.upshot.email?utm_source=podlink Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Tue, 18 Jun 2024 03:00:00 -0000 Ronaldo’s orgy and Southgate’s bender: our guide to Euro 2024 full The Upshot As England fans pack their arse flares for Germany, meet Euro 2024’s biggest wrong’uns… Bastian Schweisteiger’s hot tub trouble, Declan Rice’s IRA sympathies, and the French star’s penis enlargement. Welcome to our alternative guide to the Euros… Videos from the pod: Grealish looking for Birmingham on a map: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e75rmX2Scv4  Grealish encyclopaedia: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lWLnQYvU6zA  Scotland fan hit by motorbike: https://x.com/CrimeLdn/status/1405772662194917377  Artem Dzyuba pilots draw penis: https://x.com/ODDSbible/status/1329722263839576066  Peter Beardsley World in Motion: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPh63Y6sSKA  Get the week’s funniest stories in sport in 3 minutes with our free Friday email: http://www.upshot.email?utm_source=podlink Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Bastian Schweisteiger’s hot tub trouble, Declan Rice’s IRA sympathies, and the French star’s penis enlargement.


Welcome to our alternative guide to the Euros…


Videos from the pod:


Grealish looking for Birmingham on a map: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e75rmX2Scv4 


Grealish encyclopaedia: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lWLnQYvU6zA 


Scotland fan hit by motorbike: https://x.com/CrimeLdn/status/1405772662194917377 


Artem Dzyuba pilots draw penis: https://x.com/ODDSbible/status/1329722263839576066 


Peter Beardsley World in Motion: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPh63Y6sSKA 


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]]> 3111 no PSG poison and Scotland star accidentally decks his own mother https://shows.acast.com/the-upshot-1/episodes/ryan-garcias-latest-rampage-plus-pontus-janssons-gang-of-ult Join Zach and Jack for Extra Shot, our Thursday pod spilling the funniest stories in sport this week. On the pod: Goalkeepers accused of modern slavery, the Brentford legend turned undercover ultra and boxer Ryan Garcia is in cuffs. Sign up for our Friday newsletter spilling more of sport’s funniest stories: http://www.upshot.email?utm_source=podlink Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Thu, 13 Jun 2024 04:00:56 -0000 PSG poison and Scotland star accidentally decks his own mother full The Upshot <p>Join Zach and Jack for Extra Shot, our Thursday pod spilling the funniest stories in sport this week.</p><br><p>On the pod: Goalkeepers accused of modern slavery, the Brentford legend turned undercover ultra and boxer Ryan Garcia is in cuffs.</p><br><p>Sign up for our Friday newsletter spilling more of sport’s funniest stories: <a href="http://www.upshot.email?utm_source=podlink" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">http://www.upshot.email?utm_source=podlink</a></p><br><p><br></p><p><br></p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p> Join Zach and Jack for Extra Shot, our Thursday pod spilling the funniest stories in sport this week. On the pod: Goalkeepers accused of modern slavery, the Brentford legend turned undercover ultra and boxer Ryan Garcia is in cuffs. Sign up for our Friday newsletter spilling more of sport’s funniest stories: http://www.upshot.email?utm_source=podlink Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Join Zach and Jack for Extra Shot, our Thursday pod spilling the funniest stories in sport this week.


On the pod: Goalkeepers accused of modern slavery, the Brentford legend turned undercover ultra and boxer Ryan Garcia is in cuffs.


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]]> 2046 yes WAGs gone wild: Baden Baden 2006 https://shows.acast.com/the-upshot-1/episodes/wags-gone-wild-baden-baden-2006 The year is 2006. Borat is breaking box office records. Hips Don’t Lie is number one in the charts.  And in the sleepy German spa town of Baden Baden, England touch down for the World Cup. But the tranquil resort is about to be turned upside down by a posse of WAGs led by Posh Spice, Cheryl Cole and Coleen Rooney. From secret affairs to cocaine scandals, this is the story of WAGs gone wild… Videos from the pod: England’s official anthem: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vShTd-zjS4o  Sven, Sven, Sven: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q33sNrncVmI Get the week’s funniest stories in sport in 3 minutes with our free Friday email: http://www.upshot.email?utm_source=podlink Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Tue, 11 Jun 2024 04:00:07 -0000 WAGs gone wild: Baden Baden 2006 full The Upshot From secret affairs to cocaine scandals, this is the story of WAGs gone wild at the 2006 World Cup… The year is 2006. Borat is breaking box office records. Hips Don’t Lie is number one in the charts.  And in the sleepy German spa town of Baden Baden, England touch down for the World Cup. But the tranquil resort is about to be turned upside down by a posse of WAGs led by Posh Spice, Cheryl Cole and Coleen Rooney. From secret affairs to cocaine scandals, this is the story of WAGs gone wild… Videos from the pod: England’s official anthem: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vShTd-zjS4o  Sven, Sven, Sven: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q33sNrncVmI Get the week’s funniest stories in sport in 3 minutes with our free Friday email: http://www.upshot.email?utm_source=podlink Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices The year is 2006. Borat is breaking box office records. Hips Don’t Lie is number one in the charts. 


And in the sleepy German spa town of Baden Baden, England touch down for the World Cup.


But the tranquil resort is about to be turned upside down by a posse of WAGs led by Posh Spice, Cheryl Cole and Coleen Rooney.


From secret affairs to cocaine scandals, this is the story of WAGs gone wild…


Videos from the pod:


England’s official anthem: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vShTd-zjS4o 


Sven, Sven, Sven: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q33sNrncVmI


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]]> 3206 yes Neymar goes too far and Samuel Eto’o’s mafia revolution https://shows.acast.com/the-upshot-1/episodes/neymar-goes-too-far-and-samuel-etoos-mafia-revolution Join Zach and Jack for Extra Shot, our Thursday pod spilling the funniest stories in sport this week. On the pod: Ronaldo’s crying, Messi’s movie debut and more misery for Man United staff Videos from the pod: Rio Ferdinand’s commentary: https://x.com/footballontnt/status/1797178287413702885 Neymar’s prank: https://x.com/FootballJOE/status/1796464271599288433 El Chiringuito on Mbappe in 2022: https://x.com/ElChiringuitoEN/status/1797683460129391084 El Chiringuito on Mbappe in 2024: https://x.com/ElChiringuitoEN/status/1797682504419414248  Messi’s cameo: https://x.com/Messilizer/status/1795312142385877178  IShowSpeed v Man United fans: https://x.com/FBAwayDays/status/1794410443966124440 Sign up for our Friday newsletter spilling more of sport’s funniest stories: http://www.upshot.email?utm_source=podlink Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Thu, 06 Jun 2024 04:00:22 -0000 Neymar goes too far and Samuel Eto’o’s mafia revolution full The Upshot Plus: Ronaldo’s crying, Messi’s movie debut and more misery for Man United staff Join Zach and Jack for Extra Shot, our Thursday pod spilling the funniest stories in sport this week. On the pod: Ronaldo’s crying, Messi’s movie debut and more misery for Man United staff Videos from the pod: Rio Ferdinand’s commentary: https://x.com/footballontnt/status/1797178287413702885 Neymar’s prank: https://x.com/FootballJOE/status/1796464271599288433 El Chiringuito on Mbappe in 2022: https://x.com/ElChiringuitoEN/status/1797683460129391084 El Chiringuito on Mbappe in 2024: https://x.com/ElChiringuitoEN/status/1797682504419414248  Messi’s cameo: https://x.com/Messilizer/status/1795312142385877178  IShowSpeed v Man United fans: https://x.com/FBAwayDays/status/1794410443966124440 Sign up for our Friday newsletter spilling more of sport’s funniest stories: http://www.upshot.email?utm_source=podlink Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Join Zach and Jack for Extra Shot, our Thursday pod spilling the funniest stories in sport this week.


On the pod: Ronaldo’s crying, Messi’s movie debut and more misery for Man United staff


Videos from the pod:


Rio Ferdinand’s commentary: https://x.com/footballontnt/status/1797178287413702885


Neymar’s prank: https://x.com/FootballJOE/status/1796464271599288433


El Chiringuito on Mbappe in 2022: https://x.com/ElChiringuitoEN/status/1797683460129391084


El Chiringuito on Mbappe in 2024: https://x.com/ElChiringuitoEN/status/1797682504419414248 


Messi’s cameo: https://x.com/Messilizer/status/1795312142385877178 


IShowSpeed v Man United fans: https://x.com/FBAwayDays/status/1794410443966124440



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]]> 2315 yes Cocaine and chainsaws: German football’s scandalous century https://shows.acast.com/the-upshot-1/episodes/cocaine-and-chainsaws-german-footballs-scandalous-century Lurking beneath its slick, modernising image, German football is hiding some dark secrets. In fact, its 21st century has been truly scandalous. From chainsaw rampages to managers on coke, welcome to a mental 20 years of German football… Videos from the pod: Christoph Daum Romania meltdown: https://www.youtube.com/watch?si=Jo4gaXGtpmsobz_s&t=113&v=XUeOhGOD7z8&feature=youtu.be Schalke’s final day heartbreak: https://youtu.be/X-5VI7Mq3uQ?si=_75ckV4UOcx-bqbK&t=91 Joachim Low’s scratch n’ sniff: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4NtMpU5mo2U Schalke ultras attack their own players: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jRslSinqWFQ Jens Lehmann chainsaw cartoon: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FpfaHM2WIAA2t9G.jpg:large Get the week’s funniest stories in sport in 3 minutes with our free Friday email: http://www.upshot.email?utm_source=podlink Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Tue, 04 Jun 2024 04:00:10 -0000 Cocaine and chainsaws: German football’s scandalous century full The Upshot From chainsaw rampages to managers on coke, welcome to a mental 20 years of German football… Lurking beneath its slick, modernising image, German football is hiding some dark secrets. In fact, its 21st century has been truly scandalous. From chainsaw rampages to managers on coke, welcome to a mental 20 years of German football… Videos from the pod: Christoph Daum Romania meltdown: https://www.youtube.com/watch?si=Jo4gaXGtpmsobz_s&t=113&v=XUeOhGOD7z8&feature=youtu.be Schalke’s final day heartbreak: https://youtu.be/X-5VI7Mq3uQ?si=_75ckV4UOcx-bqbK&t=91 Joachim Low’s scratch n’ sniff: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4NtMpU5mo2U Schalke ultras attack their own players: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jRslSinqWFQ Jens Lehmann chainsaw cartoon: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FpfaHM2WIAA2t9G.jpg:large Get the week’s funniest stories in sport in 3 minutes with our free Friday email: http://www.upshot.email?utm_source=podlink Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Lurking beneath its slick, modernising image, German football is hiding some dark secrets.


In fact, its 21st century has been truly scandalous.


From chainsaw rampages to managers on coke, welcome to a mental 20 years of German football…


Videos from the pod:


Christoph Daum Romania meltdown: https://www.youtube.com/watch?si=Jo4gaXGtpmsobz_s&t=113&v=XUeOhGOD7z8&feature=youtu.be


Schalke’s final day heartbreak: https://youtu.be/X-5VI7Mq3uQ?si=_75ckV4UOcx-bqbK&t=91


Joachim Low’s scratch n’ sniff: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4NtMpU5mo2U


Schalke ultras attack their own players: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jRslSinqWFQ


Jens Lehmann chainsaw cartoon: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FpfaHM2WIAA2t9G.jpg:large


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]]> 3394 yes Phone sex in the Man United boardroom and Jamie O’Hara’s dating disaster https://shows.acast.com/the-upshot-1/episodes/phone-sex-in-the-man-united-boardroom-and-jamie-oharas-datin Join Zach and Jack for Extra Shot, our Thursday pod spilling the funniest stories in sport this week. On the pod: The MLS star knocked out by a pro boxer in a restaurant, Todd Cantwell ends racism and hooligan scraps at motorway toll booths… Videos from the pod: Lyrics to the Champions League anthem: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/UEFA_Champions_League_Anthem Jamie O’Hara on Love Undercover: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-13443863/jamie-ohara-love-undercover-peacock-soccer.html Todd Cantwell’s tireless struggle for racial equality: https://www.instagram.com/stories/highlights/17846426849171340/?hl=en David Guetta’s BLM song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEI7oX0XxJw  Lyon and PSG ultras torch each other’s buses: https://x.com/Lambdactu/status/1794413255299051998 Sign up for our Friday newsletter spilling more of sport’s funniest stories: http://www.upshot.email?utm_source=podlink Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Thu, 30 May 2024 04:00:15 -0000 Phone sex in the Man United boardroom and Jamie O’Hara’s dating disaster full The Upshot Plus: The MLS star knocked out by a pro boxer in a restaurant, Todd Cantwell ends racism and hooligan scraps at motorway toll booths… Join Zach and Jack for Extra Shot, our Thursday pod spilling the funniest stories in sport this week. On the pod: The MLS star knocked out by a pro boxer in a restaurant, Todd Cantwell ends racism and hooligan scraps at motorway toll booths… Videos from the pod: Lyrics to the Champions League anthem: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/UEFA_Champions_League_Anthem Jamie O’Hara on Love Undercover: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-13443863/jamie-ohara-love-undercover-peacock-soccer.html Todd Cantwell’s tireless struggle for racial equality: https://www.instagram.com/stories/highlights/17846426849171340/?hl=en David Guetta’s BLM song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEI7oX0XxJw  Lyon and PSG ultras torch each other’s buses: https://x.com/Lambdactu/status/1794413255299051998 Sign up for our Friday newsletter spilling more of sport’s funniest stories: http://www.upshot.email?utm_source=podlink Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Join Zach and Jack for Extra Shot, our Thursday pod spilling the funniest stories in sport this week.


On the pod: The MLS star knocked out by a pro boxer in a restaurant, Todd Cantwell ends racism and hooligan scraps at motorway toll booths…


Videos from the pod:


Lyrics to the Champions League anthem: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/UEFA_Champions_League_Anthem


Jamie O’Hara on Love Undercover: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-13443863/jamie-ohara-love-undercover-peacock-soccer.html


Todd Cantwell’s tireless struggle for racial equality: https://www.instagram.com/stories/highlights/17846426849171340/?hl=en


David Guetta’s BLM song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEI7oX0XxJw 


Lyon and PSG ultras torch each other’s buses: https://x.com/Lambdactu/status/1794413255299051998


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]]> 2886 yes Fergie’s Man United: the scandalous, erotic and surreal inside story https://shows.acast.com/the-upshot-1/episodes/fergies-man-united-erotic-yet-surreal For 26 seasons, Sir Alex Ferguson was the ruddy cheeked, acid-tounged genius who ruled English football. But behind the trophies and the bollockings, the United gaffer presided over a relentless torrent of sex, drugs and mindless violence… 25 years on from Fergie’s famous treble, this is the story the history books won’t tell… Videos from the pod: Cantona karate kick in France: https://twitter.com/UpshotTowers/status/1616050468597239810  Rhodri Giggs Paddy Power advert: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cBlkxsbtlgw  Get the week’s funniest stories in sport in 3 minutes with our free Friday email: http://www.upshot.email?utm_source=podlink Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Tue, 28 May 2024 04:00:41 -0000 Fergie’s Man United: the scandalous, erotic and surreal inside story full The Upshot Behind the trophies and the bollockings, Sir Alex Ferguson presided over a relentless torrent of sex, drugs and mindless violence… For 26 seasons, Sir Alex Ferguson was the ruddy cheeked, acid-tounged genius who ruled English football. But behind the trophies and the bollockings, the United gaffer presided over a relentless torrent of sex, drugs and mindless violence… 25 years on from Fergie’s famous treble, this is the story the history books won’t tell… Videos from the pod: Cantona karate kick in France: https://twitter.com/UpshotTowers/status/1616050468597239810  Rhodri Giggs Paddy Power advert: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cBlkxsbtlgw  Get the week’s funniest stories in sport in 3 minutes with our free Friday email: http://www.upshot.email?utm_source=podlink Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices For 26 seasons, Sir Alex Ferguson was the ruddy cheeked, acid-tounged genius who ruled English football.


But behind the trophies and the bollockings, the United gaffer presided over a relentless torrent of sex, drugs and mindless violence…


25 years on from Fergie’s famous treble, this is the story the history books won’t tell…


Videos from the pod:


Cantona karate kick in France: https://twitter.com/UpshotTowers/status/1616050468597239810 


Rhodri Giggs Paddy Power advert: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cBlkxsbtlgw 


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]]> 3100 yes Scott Carson’s 4am scrap and Brazil star marries his own niece https://shows.acast.com/the-upshot-1/episodes/endricks-virtual-girlfriend-ban-and-dutch-ref-joins-victory- Join Zach and Jack for Extra Shot, our Thursday pod spilling the funniest stories in sport this week. Plus: this week's managerial bloodbath, Klopp compared to Martin Luther King Jr., Scott Carson’s kicked out of Man City’s party, Brazilian stars knobbing each other’s girlfriends and the latest scoops from Mr Pants. Links from the pod: Rob Draper on the It Was What It Was podcast: https://x.com/WeAreTheOverlap/status/1792812704010289230?t=VP27EMivkrySeEc-LPG2IQ&s=08 Dutch ref: https://x.com/dannykorporaal/status/1789688408341619148 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Thu, 23 May 2024 04:00:17 -0000 Scott Carson’s 4am scrap and Brazil star marries his own niece full The Upshot Plus: this week's managerial bloodbath, Klopp compared to Martin Luther King Jr., and Scott Carson’s kicked out of Man City’s party Join Zach and Jack for Extra Shot, our Thursday pod spilling the funniest stories in sport this week. Plus: this week's managerial bloodbath, Klopp compared to Martin Luther King Jr., Scott Carson’s kicked out of Man City’s party, Brazilian stars knobbing each other’s girlfriends and the latest scoops from Mr Pants. Links from the pod: Rob Draper on the It Was What It Was podcast: https://x.com/WeAreTheOverlap/status/1792812704010289230?t=VP27EMivkrySeEc-LPG2IQ&s=08 Dutch ref: https://x.com/dannykorporaal/status/1789688408341619148 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Join Zach and Jack for Extra Shot, our Thursday pod spilling the funniest stories in sport this week.


Plus: this week's managerial bloodbath, Klopp compared to Martin Luther King Jr., Scott Carson’s kicked out of Man City’s party, Brazilian stars knobbing each other’s girlfriends and the latest scoops from Mr Pants.


Links from the pod:


Rob Draper on the It Was What It Was podcast:

https://x.com/WeAreTheOverlap/status/1792812704010289230?t=VP27EMivkrySeEc-LPG2IQ&s=08


Dutch ref:

https://x.com/dannykorporaal/status/1789688408341619148

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]]> 2502 yes Jose Mourinho: one day someone will punch you https://shows.acast.com/the-upshot-1/episodes/jose-mourinho-one-day-someone-will-punch-you Jose Mourinho is so charismatic that John Terry said "I'd leave the pitch in a coffin for him". But he's also a ruthless bastard who threatens ball boys, fights staff and spits poison at his enemies. This is the story of Jose Mourinho v The World… Videos from the pod: Old Trafford touchline sprint: https://twitter.com/footballontnt/status/1236932988606148609  Celebrating at the Nou Camp as Inter manager: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eC7Rxy0G4U8  Poking Tito Villanova in the eye: https://twitter.com/UpshotTowers/status/1655898058758946817  Roma fan proposes in front of him: https://twitter.com/UpshotTowers/status/1660947761443774467  Get the week’s funniest stories in sport in 3 minutes with our free Friday email: http://www.upshot.email?utm_source=podlink Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Tue, 21 May 2024 03:00:05 -0000 Jose Mourinho: one day someone will punch you full The Upshot Jose Mourinho threatens ball boys, fights staff and spits poison at his enemies. This is the story of Jose Mourinho v The World… Jose Mourinho is so charismatic that John Terry said "I'd leave the pitch in a coffin for him". But he's also a ruthless bastard who threatens ball boys, fights staff and spits poison at his enemies. This is the story of Jose Mourinho v The World… Videos from the pod: Old Trafford touchline sprint: https://twitter.com/footballontnt/status/1236932988606148609  Celebrating at the Nou Camp as Inter manager: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eC7Rxy0G4U8  Poking Tito Villanova in the eye: https://twitter.com/UpshotTowers/status/1655898058758946817  Roma fan proposes in front of him: https://twitter.com/UpshotTowers/status/1660947761443774467  Get the week’s funniest stories in sport in 3 minutes with our free Friday email: http://www.upshot.email?utm_source=podlink Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Jose Mourinho is so charismatic that John Terry said "I'd leave the pitch in a coffin for him".


But he's also a ruthless bastard who threatens ball boys, fights staff and spits poison at his enemies.


This is the story of Jose Mourinho v The World…


Videos from the pod:


Old Trafford touchline sprint: https://twitter.com/footballontnt/status/1236932988606148609 


Celebrating at the Nou Camp as Inter manager: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eC7Rxy0G4U8 


Poking Tito Villanova in the eye: https://twitter.com/UpshotTowers/status/1655898058758946817 


Roma fan proposes in front of him: https://twitter.com/UpshotTowers/status/1660947761443774467 


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]]> 3523 yes Alan Shearer’s sordid surprise and Mbappe’s dressing room bust-up https://shows.acast.com/the-upshot-1/episodes/alan-shearers-sordid-surprise-and-mbappes-dressing-room-bust Join Zach and Jack for Extra Shot, our Thursday pod spilling the funniest stories in sport this week. On the pod: Chinese spies recruiting horny England fans, Arsenal fans turn on Gunnersaurus and John Fury is still absolutely mental Use code UPSHOT at https://uk.manscaped.com/ to get 20% off plus free shipping. Videos from the pod: John Fury head-butts Usyk’s pal: https://youtu.be/FrV-iXiqTG0?si=3HGfkpFN0OhF0Kdg&t=30 Arsenal Fan TV turn on Gunnersaurus: https://twitter.com/CEtchingham77/status/1788846305483083927 Sign up for our Friday newsletter spilling more of sport’s funniest stories: http://www.upshot.email?utm_source=podlink Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Thu, 16 May 2024 04:00:15 -0000 Alan Shearer’s sordid surprise and Mbappe’s dressing room bust-up full The Upshot Plus: Chinese spies recruiting horny England fans, Arsenal fans turn on Gunnersaurus and John Fury is still absolutely mental Join Zach and Jack for Extra Shot, our Thursday pod spilling the funniest stories in sport this week. On the pod: Chinese spies recruiting horny England fans, Arsenal fans turn on Gunnersaurus and John Fury is still absolutely mental Use code UPSHOT at https://uk.manscaped.com/ to get 20% off plus free shipping. Videos from the pod: John Fury head-butts Usyk’s pal: https://youtu.be/FrV-iXiqTG0?si=3HGfkpFN0OhF0Kdg&t=30 Arsenal Fan TV turn on Gunnersaurus: https://twitter.com/CEtchingham77/status/1788846305483083927 Sign up for our Friday newsletter spilling more of sport’s funniest stories: http://www.upshot.email?utm_source=podlink Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Join Zach and Jack for Extra Shot, our Thursday pod spilling the funniest stories in sport this week.


On the pod: Chinese spies recruiting horny England fans, Arsenal fans turn on Gunnersaurus and John Fury is still absolutely mental


Use code UPSHOT at https://uk.manscaped.com/ to get 20% off plus free shipping.


Videos from the pod:


John Fury head-butts Usyk’s pal: https://youtu.be/FrV-iXiqTG0?si=3HGfkpFN0OhF0Kdg&t=30


Arsenal Fan TV turn on Gunnersaurus: https://twitter.com/CEtchingham77/status/1788846305483083927


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]]> 2529 yes Tyson Fury: ya big dosser https://shows.acast.com/the-upshot-1/episodes/tyson-fury-ya-big-dosse Tyson Fury eats hedgehogs, masturbates 7 times a day and warns opponents about his tiny dick. And those are the least weird things about him. As he bids to become the undisputed heavyweight champion of the world, meet the Gypsy King… Videos from the pod: This Klit is getting licked: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrqjNnc0Ma8  Sauna story: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TsMWXZJQ6Rg&feature=youtu.be Threatening journalist: https://youtu.be/MHAZYz-xcPo?si=DcFW3fCW43Dd9oUk&t=399  Trash talk with Deontay Wilder: https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=406053490892065 John Fury trash talking: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DavF0eLCNwc  Get the week’s funniest stories in sport in 3 minutes with our free Friday email: http://www.upshot.email?utm_source=podlink  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Tue, 14 May 2024 04:00:31 -0000 Tyson Fury: ya big dosser full The Upshot He eats hedgehogs, masturbates 7 times a day and warns opponents about his tiny dick. And those are the least weird things about him… Tyson Fury eats hedgehogs, masturbates 7 times a day and warns opponents about his tiny dick. And those are the least weird things about him. As he bids to become the undisputed heavyweight champion of the world, meet the Gypsy King… Videos from the pod: This Klit is getting licked: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrqjNnc0Ma8  Sauna story: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TsMWXZJQ6Rg&feature=youtu.be Threatening journalist: https://youtu.be/MHAZYz-xcPo?si=DcFW3fCW43Dd9oUk&t=399  Trash talk with Deontay Wilder: https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=406053490892065 John Fury trash talking: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DavF0eLCNwc  Get the week’s funniest stories in sport in 3 minutes with our free Friday email: http://www.upshot.email?utm_source=podlink  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Tyson Fury eats hedgehogs, masturbates 7 times a day and warns opponents about his tiny dick.


And those are the least weird things about him.


As he bids to become the undisputed heavyweight champion of the world, meet the Gypsy King…


Videos from the pod:


This Klit is getting licked: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrqjNnc0Ma8 


Sauna story: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TsMWXZJQ6Rg&feature=youtu.be


Threatening journalist: https://youtu.be/MHAZYz-xcPo?si=DcFW3fCW43Dd9oUk&t=399 


Trash talk with Deontay Wilder: https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=406053490892065


John Fury trash talking: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DavF0eLCNwc 


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]]> 3349 yes Davor Suker caught stealing antiques and snooker champion battered by police https://shows.acast.com/the-upshot-1/episodes/davor-suker-caught-stealing-antiques-and-snooker-champion-ba Join Zach and Jack for Extra Shot, our Thursday pod spilling the funniest stories in sport this week. On the pod: Emmanuel Frimpong is the housemate from hell, Jamie Vardy’s sweary daughter, and footballers with gangster dads. Links from the pod: Dennis Rodman face tattoo: https://bloximages.newyork1.vip.townnews.com/tulsaworld.com/content/tncms/assets/v3/editorial/c/69/c69e01c7-134e-50e9-8bd7-a2d2aa3d9088/64aae357acb59.image.jpg Vardy’s daughter saying fuck off: https://www.instagram.com/p/C6nz77-MRyh/?igsh=cWZ1NXJ0YXJvenYz&img_index=1 Jack Butland arguing with fans: https://twitter.com/jaymurray67/status/1787741946045243415 Mark Goldbridge defending himself: https://www.instagram.com/reel/C6pGNk_qDRb/?igsh=cHdlbjAxd3JnbTNp Sign up for our Friday newsletter spilling more of sport’s funniest stories: http://www.upshot.email?utm_source=podlink Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Thu, 09 May 2024 04:00:23 -0000 Davor Suker caught stealing antiques and snooker champion battered by police full The Upshot Plus: Emmanuel Frimpong is the housemate from hell, Jamie Vardy’s sweary daughter, and footballers with gangster dads Join Zach and Jack for Extra Shot, our Thursday pod spilling the funniest stories in sport this week. On the pod: Emmanuel Frimpong is the housemate from hell, Jamie Vardy’s sweary daughter, and footballers with gangster dads. Links from the pod: Dennis Rodman face tattoo: https://bloximages.newyork1.vip.townnews.com/tulsaworld.com/content/tncms/assets/v3/editorial/c/69/c69e01c7-134e-50e9-8bd7-a2d2aa3d9088/64aae357acb59.image.jpg Vardy’s daughter saying fuck off: https://www.instagram.com/p/C6nz77-MRyh/?igsh=cWZ1NXJ0YXJvenYz&img_index=1 Jack Butland arguing with fans: https://twitter.com/jaymurray67/status/1787741946045243415 Mark Goldbridge defending himself: https://www.instagram.com/reel/C6pGNk_qDRb/?igsh=cHdlbjAxd3JnbTNp Sign up for our Friday newsletter spilling more of sport’s funniest stories: http://www.upshot.email?utm_source=podlink Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Join Zach and Jack for Extra Shot, our Thursday pod spilling the funniest stories in sport this week.


On the pod: Emmanuel Frimpong is the housemate from hell, Jamie Vardy’s sweary daughter, and footballers with gangster dads.


Links from the pod:


Dennis Rodman face tattoo: https://bloximages.newyork1.vip.townnews.com/tulsaworld.com/content/tncms/assets/v3/editorial/c/69/c69e01c7-134e-50e9-8bd7-a2d2aa3d9088/64aae357acb59.image.jpg


Vardy’s daughter saying fuck off: https://www.instagram.com/p/C6nz77-MRyh/?igsh=cWZ1NXJ0YXJvenYz&img_index=1


Jack Butland arguing with fans: https://twitter.com/jaymurray67/status/1787741946045243415


Mark Goldbridge defending himself: https://www.instagram.com/reel/C6pGNk_qDRb/?igsh=cHdlbjAxd3JnbTNp


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]]> 2246 yes Dennis Rodman: she put pasta up my butt https://shows.acast.com/the-upshot-1/episodes/dennis-rodman-she-put-pasta-up-my-butt Dennis Rodman is a one of a kind, certified, gold-plated, Grade A, unadulterated nutter. He headbutted refs, went on benders with Kim Jong Un and flew 5,000 miles to shag Madonna. For cash. From pasta up the bum to 9 day marriages, buckle in for his utterly insane story… How he broke his dick: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p3zDKkoNMcg Fighting alongside Hulk Hogan at Bash on the Beach Wrestling: https://youtu.be/EYSyHdeG5wY?si=F_1tnhyo_IpXiF6d&t=201 Calls radio phone in while getting blowjob: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=igbDAybNcfo Get the week’s funniest stories in sport in 3 minutes with our free Friday email: http://www.upshot.email?utm_source=podlink Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Tue, 07 May 2024 04:00:59 -0000 Dennis Rodman: she put pasta up my butt full The Upshot He headbutted refs, went on benders with Kim Jong Un and flew 5,000 miles to shag Madonna. For cash. Dennis Rodman is a one of a kind, certified, gold-plated, Grade A, unadulterated nutter. He headbutted refs, went on benders with Kim Jong Un and flew 5,000 miles to shag Madonna. For cash. From pasta up the bum to 9 day marriages, buckle in for his utterly insane story… How he broke his dick: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p3zDKkoNMcg Fighting alongside Hulk Hogan at Bash on the Beach Wrestling: https://youtu.be/EYSyHdeG5wY?si=F_1tnhyo_IpXiF6d&t=201 Calls radio phone in while getting blowjob: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=igbDAybNcfo Get the week’s funniest stories in sport in 3 minutes with our free Friday email: http://www.upshot.email?utm_source=podlink Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Dennis Rodman is a one of a kind, certified, gold-plated, Grade A, unadulterated nutter.


He headbutted refs, went on benders with Kim Jong Un and flew 5,000 miles to shag Madonna. For cash.


From pasta up the bum to 9 day marriages, buckle in for his utterly insane story…


How he broke his dick: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p3zDKkoNMcg


Fighting alongside Hulk Hogan at Bash on the Beach Wrestling: https://youtu.be/EYSyHdeG5wY?si=F_1tnhyo_IpXiF6d&t=201


Calls radio phone in while getting blowjob: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=igbDAybNcfo


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]]> 3680 yes England star tasered in Majorca and a thirsty sheikh’s seedy bash https://shows.acast.com/the-upshot-1/episodes/england-star-tasered-in-majorca-and-a-thirsty-sheikhs-seedy- Join Zach and Jack for Extra Shot, our Thursday pod spilling the funniest stories in sport this week. Plus: Monty Panesar in the corridors of power, a Sheffield United star’s crime spree and Rodrigo Muniz meets Princess Diana… Links from the pod: Billy Vunipola getting tasered: https://twitter.com/MailOnline/status/1785230252253302802/video/1 Monty Panesar on Mastermind: https://twitter.com/AndyHa_/status/1083832017979142144  Rodrigo Muniz Madame Tussauds video: https://twitter.com/BBCMOTD/status/1776188030333964396 Rodrigo Muniz Birmingham safari park video: https://twitter.com/BBCMOTD/status/1776135178441597306  Sign up for our Friday newsletter spilling more of sport’s funniest stories: http://www.upshot.email?utm_source=podlink Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Thu, 02 May 2024 04:00:41 -0000 England star tasered in Majorca and a thirsty sheikh’s seedy bash full The Upshot Plus: Monty Panesar in the corridors of power, a Sheffield United star’s crime spree and Rodrigo Muniz meets Princess Diana… Join Zach and Jack for Extra Shot, our Thursday pod spilling the funniest stories in sport this week. Plus: Monty Panesar in the corridors of power, a Sheffield United star’s crime spree and Rodrigo Muniz meets Princess Diana… Links from the pod: Billy Vunipola getting tasered: https://twitter.com/MailOnline/status/1785230252253302802/video/1 Monty Panesar on Mastermind: https://twitter.com/AndyHa_/status/1083832017979142144  Rodrigo Muniz Madame Tussauds video: https://twitter.com/BBCMOTD/status/1776188030333964396 Rodrigo Muniz Birmingham safari park video: https://twitter.com/BBCMOTD/status/1776135178441597306  Sign up for our Friday newsletter spilling more of sport’s funniest stories: http://www.upshot.email?utm_source=podlink Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Join Zach and Jack for Extra Shot, our Thursday pod spilling the funniest stories in sport this week.


Plus: Monty Panesar in the corridors of power, a Sheffield United star’s crime spree and Rodrigo Muniz meets Princess Diana…


Links from the pod:


Billy Vunipola getting tasered: https://twitter.com/MailOnline/status/1785230252253302802/video/1


Monty Panesar on Mastermind: https://twitter.com/AndyHa_/status/1083832017979142144 


Rodrigo Muniz Madame Tussauds video: https://twitter.com/BBCMOTD/status/1776188030333964396


Rodrigo Muniz Birmingham safari park video:

https://twitter.com/BBCMOTD/status/1776135178441597306 


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]]> 2166 yes Neymar: red knobs and broomsticks https://shows.acast.com/the-upshot-1/episodes/neymar-red-knobs-and-broomsticks Surprise stabbings. Crazed stalkers. Broomsticks up bums. Neymar's life is like a Netflix drama. From punching Parisians to bankrolling his dad's orgies, welcome to ludicrous life of Sao Paolo’s most salacious son… Ultras chanting “Neymar fuck off” outside his house: https://twitter.com/UpshotTowers/status/1678729050381058049  Get the week’s funniest stories in sport in 3 minutes with our free Friday email: http://www.upshot.email?utm_source=podlink Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Tue, 30 Apr 2024 04:00:57 -0000 Neymar: red knobs and broomsticks full The Upshot Surprise stabbings. Crazed stalkers. Broomsticks up bums. Neymar's life is like a Netflix drama… Surprise stabbings. Crazed stalkers. Broomsticks up bums. Neymar's life is like a Netflix drama. From punching Parisians to bankrolling his dad's orgies, welcome to ludicrous life of Sao Paolo’s most salacious son… Ultras chanting “Neymar fuck off” outside his house: https://twitter.com/UpshotTowers/status/1678729050381058049  Get the week’s funniest stories in sport in 3 minutes with our free Friday email: http://www.upshot.email?utm_source=podlink Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Surprise stabbings. Crazed stalkers. Broomsticks up bums.


Neymar's life is like a Netflix drama.


From punching Parisians to bankrolling his dad's orgies, welcome to ludicrous life of Sao Paolo’s most salacious son…


Ultras chanting “Neymar fuck off” outside his house: https://twitter.com/UpshotTowers/status/1678729050381058049 


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]]> 3569 yes David Haye hunting for hotties and Arda Turan’s secret sex swing https://shows.acast.com/the-upshot-1/episodes/david-haye-hunting-for-hotties-and-arda-turans-secret-sex-sw Join Zach and George for Extra Shot, our Thursday pod spilling the funniest stories in sport this week. On the pod: Boxers marrying porn stars, gun-wielding gangsters stalk New Zealand’s rugby league, and is Mark Clattenburg being held hostage? Links from the pod: Wine drinking marathon runner: https://twitter.com/NikHunt_/status/1782861259873849675  Sign up for our Friday newsletter spilling more of sport’s funniest stories: http://www.upshot.email?utm_source=podlink Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Thu, 25 Apr 2024 04:00:00 -0000 David Haye hunting for hotties and Arda Turan’s secret sex swing full The Upshot Plus: Boxers marrying pornstars, gun-wielding gangsters stalk New Zealand’s rugby league, and is Mark Clattenburg being held hostage? Join Zach and George for Extra Shot, our Thursday pod spilling the funniest stories in sport this week. On the pod: Boxers marrying porn stars, gun-wielding gangsters stalk New Zealand’s rugby league, and is Mark Clattenburg being held hostage? Links from the pod: Wine drinking marathon runner: https://twitter.com/NikHunt_/status/1782861259873849675  Sign up for our Friday newsletter spilling more of sport’s funniest stories: http://www.upshot.email?utm_source=podlink Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Join Zach and George for Extra Shot, our Thursday pod spilling the funniest stories in sport this week.


On the pod: Boxers marrying porn stars, gun-wielding gangsters stalk New Zealand’s rugby league, and is Mark Clattenburg being held hostage?


Links from the pod:


Wine drinking marathon runner: https://twitter.com/NikHunt_/status/1782861259873849675 


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]]> 2552 yes Rat poison cocktails and flogging false starters: marathon madness https://shows.acast.com/the-upshot-1/episodes/rat-poison-cocktails-and-flogging-false-starters-marathon-ma For most of us, marathon season is a time to hide in the stationary cupboard while Pauline from accounts shakes the tin for her local donkey sanctuary.   But things were a little different in the old days. They drank rat poison, got chased by wild dogs and flogged false starters. Buckle in for marathon madness… Thomas Hicks carried across finish line: https://images.app.goo.gl/CJxzoyPErKtfxsdv5  Uncle Chen smoking: https://news.sky.com/story/chinese-chain-smoking-marathon-runner-completes-26-miles-in-less-than-three-and-a-half-hours-12748278  Runner shitting on the lawn in Boston: https://twitter.com/BabzOnTheMic/status/1648028215657525250 Guy knocking down the water bottles: https://twitter.com/1Fubar/status/1424970964069015553  Sign up for our newsletter: http://www.upshot.email?utm_source=podlink Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Tue, 23 Apr 2024 04:00:41 -0000 Rat poison cocktails and flogging false starters: marathon madness full The Upshot Marathons were a little different in the old days. They boozed during races, got chased by wild dogs, and purposefully dehydrated the runners. For most of us, marathon season is a time to hide in the stationary cupboard while Pauline from accounts shakes the tin for her local donkey sanctuary.   But things were a little different in the old days. They drank rat poison, got chased by wild dogs and flogged false starters. Buckle in for marathon madness… Thomas Hicks carried across finish line: https://images.app.goo.gl/CJxzoyPErKtfxsdv5  Uncle Chen smoking: https://news.sky.com/story/chinese-chain-smoking-marathon-runner-completes-26-miles-in-less-than-three-and-a-half-hours-12748278  Runner shitting on the lawn in Boston: https://twitter.com/BabzOnTheMic/status/1648028215657525250 Guy knocking down the water bottles: https://twitter.com/1Fubar/status/1424970964069015553  Sign up for our newsletter: http://www.upshot.email?utm_source=podlink Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices For most of us, marathon season is a time to hide in the stationary cupboard while Pauline from accounts shakes the tin for her local donkey sanctuary.  


But things were a little different in the old days.


They drank rat poison, got chased by wild dogs and flogged false starters.


Buckle in for marathon madness…


Thomas Hicks carried across finish line: https://images.app.goo.gl/CJxzoyPErKtfxsdv5 


Uncle Chen smoking: https://news.sky.com/story/chinese-chain-smoking-marathon-runner-completes-26-miles-in-less-than-three-and-a-half-hours-12748278 


Runner shitting on the lawn in Boston: https://twitter.com/BabzOnTheMic/status/1648028215657525250


Guy knocking down the water bottles: https://twitter.com/1Fubar/status/1424970964069015553 


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]]> 3216 yes Messi fights Mexicans in Miami and Neymar ruins his daughter’s birthday https://shows.acast.com/the-upshot-1/episodes/messi-fights-mexicans-in-miami-and-neymar-ruins-his-daughter Join Zachary Sweeney-Lynch (https://twitter.com/zachary_sl) and Jack Rivlin (https://twitter.com/jackrivlin) for Extra Shot, our Thursday pod spilling the funniest stories in sport this week.   This week: the top flight keeper blinding opponents with a laser pen, Di Canio’s run in with a Millwall taxi driver, and Joey Barton is still an absolute scumbag. Links from the pod: Neymar playing poker at his daughter’s birthday: https://twitter.com/KyKySZN/status/1778461735663342062  Al-Ittihad player whipped by a fan: https://twitter.com/AJE_Sport/status/1778684205968368118    Nahuel Guzman shining a laser: https://twitter.com/absalon78/status/1779398512423153862  Sign up for our Friday newsletter spilling more of sport’s funniest stories: http://www.upshot.email?utm_source=podlink Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Thu, 18 Apr 2024 04:00:00 -0000 Messi fights Mexicans in Miami and Neymar ruins his daughter’s birthday full The Upshot Plus: the top flight keeper blinding opponents with a laser pen, Di Canio’s run in with a Millwall taxi driver, and Joey Barton is still an absolute scumbag. Join Zachary Sweeney-Lynch (https://twitter.com/zachary_sl) and Jack Rivlin (https://twitter.com/jackrivlin) for Extra Shot, our Thursday pod spilling the funniest stories in sport this week.   This week: the top flight keeper blinding opponents with a laser pen, Di Canio’s run in with a Millwall taxi driver, and Joey Barton is still an absolute scumbag. Links from the pod: Neymar playing poker at his daughter’s birthday: https://twitter.com/KyKySZN/status/1778461735663342062  Al-Ittihad player whipped by a fan: https://twitter.com/AJE_Sport/status/1778684205968368118    Nahuel Guzman shining a laser: https://twitter.com/absalon78/status/1779398512423153862  Sign up for our Friday newsletter spilling more of sport’s funniest stories: http://www.upshot.email?utm_source=podlink Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Join Zachary Sweeney-Lynch (https://twitter.com/zachary_sl) and Jack Rivlin (https://twitter.com/jackrivlin) for Extra Shot, our Thursday pod spilling the funniest stories in sport this week.

 

This week: the top flight keeper blinding opponents with a laser pen, Di Canio’s run in with a Millwall taxi driver, and Joey Barton is still an absolute scumbag.


Links from the pod:


Neymar playing poker at his daughter’s birthday: https://twitter.com/KyKySZN/status/1778461735663342062 


Al-Ittihad player whipped by a fan: https://twitter.com/AJE_Sport/status/1778684205968368118   


Nahuel Guzman shining a laser: https://twitter.com/absalon78/status/1779398512423153862 


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]]> 2152 yes OJ Simpson: he definitely did it https://shows.acast.com/the-upshot-1/episodes/oj-simpson-he-definitely-did-it When you hear the name OJ Simpson, you’ll no doubt recall his famous 1973 NFL season and his supporting role in Naked Gun 2. But did you know he once got in a little bit of trouble with the police too? Join Jack, Zach and Roisin Lanigan for the true crime tale of a sporting icon and the trial of the century… Ruby Wax interview 1998: https://twitter.com/mrkphllps1/status/1778458736614371809 Opening scene to Juiced: https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x33r1ox Sign up for our newsletter: http://www.upshot.email?utm_source=podlink Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Tue, 16 Apr 2024 04:00:45 -0000 OJ Simpson: he definitely did it full The Upshot This is the true crime tale of a sporting icon and the trial of the century… When you hear the name OJ Simpson, you’ll no doubt recall his famous 1973 NFL season and his supporting role in Naked Gun 2. But did you know he once got in a little bit of trouble with the police too? Join Jack, Zach and Roisin Lanigan for the true crime tale of a sporting icon and the trial of the century… Ruby Wax interview 1998: https://twitter.com/mrkphllps1/status/1778458736614371809 Opening scene to Juiced: https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x33r1ox Sign up for our newsletter: http://www.upshot.email?utm_source=podlink Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices When you hear the name OJ Simpson, you’ll no doubt recall his famous 1973 NFL season and his supporting role in Naked Gun 2.


But did you know he once got in a little bit of trouble with the police too?


Join Jack, Zach and Roisin Lanigan for the true crime tale of a sporting icon and the trial of the century…


Ruby Wax interview 1998: https://twitter.com/mrkphllps1/status/1778458736614371809


Opening scene to Juiced: https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x33r1ox


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]]> 3844 yes Loris Karius rejected from Berghain and Matt Le Tissier vs. the shapeshifting lizards https://shows.acast.com/the-upshot-1/episodes/loris-karius-rejected-from-berghain-and-matt-le-tissier-vs-t Join Zachary Sweeney-Lynch (https://twitter.com/zachary_sl) and Jack Rivlin (https://twitter.com/jackrivlin) for Extra Shot, our Thursday pod spilling the funniest stories in sport this week.   This week: QPR’s mascot sacked for flirting with female fans, Graham Potter’s brush with the criminal underworld, and the inside scoop from the Hardest Geezer’s afterparty. Links from the pod: Hardest geezer fundraising page: https://givestar.io/gs/PROJECTAFRICA?  Loris Karius Berghain outfit: https://www.instagram.com/p/C487lKILwHt/?hl=en&img_index=1  Hardest Geezer finish line video: https://www.instagram.com/p/C5d201bo2uJ/  Sign up for our Friday newsletter spilling more of sport’s funniest stories: http://www.upshot.email?utm_source=podlink Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Thu, 11 Apr 2024 04:00:54 -0000 Loris Karius rejected from Berghain and Matt Le Tissier vs. the shapeshifting lizards full The Upshot Plus: QPR’s mascot sacked for flirting with female fans, Graham Potter’s brush with the criminal underworld, and the inside scoop from the Hardest Geezer’s afterparty. Join Zachary Sweeney-Lynch (https://twitter.com/zachary_sl) and Jack Rivlin (https://twitter.com/jackrivlin) for Extra Shot, our Thursday pod spilling the funniest stories in sport this week.   This week: QPR’s mascot sacked for flirting with female fans, Graham Potter’s brush with the criminal underworld, and the inside scoop from the Hardest Geezer’s afterparty. Links from the pod: Hardest geezer fundraising page: https://givestar.io/gs/PROJECTAFRICA?  Loris Karius Berghain outfit: https://www.instagram.com/p/C487lKILwHt/?hl=en&img_index=1  Hardest Geezer finish line video: https://www.instagram.com/p/C5d201bo2uJ/  Sign up for our Friday newsletter spilling more of sport’s funniest stories: http://www.upshot.email?utm_source=podlink Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Join Zachary Sweeney-Lynch (https://twitter.com/zachary_sl) and Jack Rivlin (https://twitter.com/jackrivlin) for Extra Shot, our Thursday pod spilling the funniest stories in sport this week.

 

This week: QPR’s mascot sacked for flirting with female fans, Graham Potter’s brush with the criminal underworld, and the inside scoop from the Hardest Geezer’s afterparty.


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Hardest geezer fundraising page: https://givestar.io/gs/PROJECTAFRICA? 


Loris Karius Berghain outfit: https://www.instagram.com/p/C487lKILwHt/?hl=en&img_index=1 


Hardest Geezer finish line video: https://www.instagram.com/p/C5d201bo2uJ/ 


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]]> 2508 yes John Daly: let’s party cocksucker https://shows.acast.com/the-upshot-1/episodes/john-daly-lets-party-cocksucker He was the big hitting, booze-swigging, chain-smoking bad boy of golf. The blazers tried to ban him, but John Daly was the people’s champion. From knife-wielding lovers to tossing $55k off a bridge, meet the Wild Thing… Trump discusses “hitting Moscow” with Daly: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1o5FKR_xH1o Hitting balls on to motorway video: https://twitter.com/NUCLRGOLF/status/1738251320933437935 Music albums: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BLmmi59IUEY&pp=ygUPam9obiBkYWx5IG11c2lj Sign up for our newsletter: http://www.upshot.email?utm_source=podlink  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Tue, 09 Apr 2024 08:02:45 -0000 John Daly: let’s party cocksucker full The Upshot He was the big hitting, booze-swigging, chain-smoking bad boy of golf. Meet the Wild Thing… He was the big hitting, booze-swigging, chain-smoking bad boy of golf. The blazers tried to ban him, but John Daly was the people’s champion. From knife-wielding lovers to tossing $55k off a bridge, meet the Wild Thing… Trump discusses “hitting Moscow” with Daly: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1o5FKR_xH1o Hitting balls on to motorway video: https://twitter.com/NUCLRGOLF/status/1738251320933437935 Music albums: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BLmmi59IUEY&pp=ygUPam9obiBkYWx5IG11c2lj Sign up for our newsletter: http://www.upshot.email?utm_source=podlink  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices He was the big hitting, booze-swigging, chain-smoking bad boy of golf.


The blazers tried to ban him, but John Daly was the people’s champion.


From knife-wielding lovers to tossing $55k off a bridge, meet the Wild Thing…


Trump discusses “hitting Moscow” with Daly: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1o5FKR_xH1o


Hitting balls on to motorway video: https://twitter.com/NUCLRGOLF/status/1738251320933437935


Music albums: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BLmmi59IUEY&pp=ygUPam9obiBkYWx5IG11c2lj


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]]> 3247 yes Extra Shot: Sven’s boozy breakfast and Brooklyn Beckham sacked again https://shows.acast.com/the-upshot-1/episodes/extra-shot-svens-boozy-breakfast-and-brooklyn-beckham-sacked Welcome back to Extra Shot, our Thursday pod spilling the funniest stories in sport this week.   This week: Jesse Lingard’s nightmare in Seoul, unhinged Old Firm fans, and the inside scoop from Quincy Promes’ jail cell. Get your tickets to the live show on Saturday 15th June: https://tickets.halfmoon.co.uk/events/b8a44a6a-5f31-466c-af79-8dc762a488a3  Links from the pod: UFC fighter sacks coach on TV: https://twitter.com/oscarswillis/status/1756753626301972800  Sign up for our Friday newsletter spilling more of sport’s funniest stories: http://www.upshot.email?utm_source=podlink Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Thu, 04 Apr 2024 04:00:59 -0000 Extra Shot: Sven’s boozy breakfast and Brooklyn Beckham sacked again full The Upshot Plus: Jesse Lingard’s nightmare in Seoul, unhinged Old Firm fans, and the inside scoop from Quincy Promes’ jail cell. Welcome back to Extra Shot, our Thursday pod spilling the funniest stories in sport this week.   This week: Jesse Lingard’s nightmare in Seoul, unhinged Old Firm fans, and the inside scoop from Quincy Promes’ jail cell. Get your tickets to the live show on Saturday 15th June: https://tickets.halfmoon.co.uk/events/b8a44a6a-5f31-466c-af79-8dc762a488a3  Links from the pod: UFC fighter sacks coach on TV: https://twitter.com/oscarswillis/status/1756753626301972800  Sign up for our Friday newsletter spilling more of sport’s funniest stories: http://www.upshot.email?utm_source=podlink Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Welcome back to Extra Shot, our Thursday pod spilling the funniest stories in sport this week.

 

This week: Jesse Lingard’s nightmare in Seoul, unhinged Old Firm fans, and the inside scoop from Quincy Promes’ jail cell.


Get your tickets to the live show on Saturday 15th June: https://tickets.halfmoon.co.uk/events/b8a44a6a-5f31-466c-af79-8dc762a488a3 


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UFC fighter sacks coach on TV: https://twitter.com/oscarswillis/status/1756753626301972800 


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]]> 2152 yes Kidnapped teammates and McMuffin melees: a Scottish football special https://shows.acast.com/the-upshot-1/episodes/kidnapped-teammates-and-mcmuffin-melees-a-scottish-football- These days, the Premier League is filled with sinister billionaires and Gucci-clad stars doing Tik Tok dances with Salt Bae. But up in Scotland, football is how it should be. They kidnap their teammates, scrap with tea ladies and catch hypothermia on post-match benders. From knocking out fishermen to smuggling coke, welcome to the wild world of Scottish football… Duncan Ferguson symphonic orchestra song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wpsooG5Ef-s Anti Niemi TalkSport caller: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tvreCDC61Zw Sign up for our newsletter: http://www.upshot.email?utm_source=podlink Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Tue, 02 Apr 2024 04:00:51 -0000 Kidnapped teammates and McMuffin melees: a Scottish football special full The Upshot They kidnap their teammates, scrap with tea ladies and catch hypothermia on post-match benders. These days, the Premier League is filled with sinister billionaires and Gucci-clad stars doing Tik Tok dances with Salt Bae. But up in Scotland, football is how it should be. They kidnap their teammates, scrap with tea ladies and catch hypothermia on post-match benders. From knocking out fishermen to smuggling coke, welcome to the wild world of Scottish football… Duncan Ferguson symphonic orchestra song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wpsooG5Ef-s Anti Niemi TalkSport caller: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tvreCDC61Zw Sign up for our newsletter: http://www.upshot.email?utm_source=podlink Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices These days, the Premier League is filled with sinister billionaires and Gucci-clad stars doing Tik Tok dances with Salt Bae.


But up in Scotland, football is how it should be.


They kidnap their teammates, scrap with tea ladies and catch hypothermia on post-match benders.


From knocking out fishermen to smuggling coke, welcome to the wild world of Scottish football…


Duncan Ferguson symphonic orchestra song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wpsooG5Ef-s


Anti Niemi TalkSport caller: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tvreCDC61Zw


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]]> 3319 yes Extra Shot: wonderkids in strip clubs and Arteta’s tribute to seedy saunas https://tickets.halfmoon.co.uk/events/b8a44a6a-5f31-466c-af79-8dc762a488a3 Welcome back to Extra Shot, our Thursday pod spilling the funniest stories in sport this week.   Club chairmen gobbing on fans, Luke Littler turns on his hero and another Luis Rubiales scandal. Get your tickets to the live show on Saturday 15th June: https://tickets.halfmoon.co.uk/events/b8a44a6a-5f31-466c-af79-8dc762a488a3  Links from the pod: Kendry Paez strip club: https://twitter.com/Itismourinho/status/1772622591091495115/video/1  North London Forever song: https://youtu.be/wjCJv4W4kvw?si=C2F-psW06_k2fMpf&t=26   Regretamine song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T1sHq1KxEY4    Michael Owen’s Sven message: https://twitter.com/LesseJingard/status/1771343138713387200    Bright Osayi–Samuel mural: https://twitter.com/ProjectFootball/status/1770146790404141113 Trabzonspor fan: https://twitter.com/ajansfenercom/status/1770442759247122510  Sign up for our Friday newsletter spilling more of sport’s funniest stories: http://www.upshot.email?utm_source=podlink Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Thu, 28 Mar 2024 05:00:00 -0000 Extra Shot: wonderkids in strip clubs and Arteta’s tribute to seedy saunas full The Upshot Plus: club chairmen gobbing on fans, Luke Littler turns on his hero and another Luis Rubiales scandal. Welcome back to Extra Shot, our Thursday pod spilling the funniest stories in sport this week.   Club chairmen gobbing on fans, Luke Littler turns on his hero and another Luis Rubiales scandal. Get your tickets to the live show on Saturday 15th June: https://tickets.halfmoon.co.uk/events/b8a44a6a-5f31-466c-af79-8dc762a488a3  Links from the pod: Kendry Paez strip club: https://twitter.com/Itismourinho/status/1772622591091495115/video/1  North London Forever song: https://youtu.be/wjCJv4W4kvw?si=C2F-psW06_k2fMpf&t=26   Regretamine song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T1sHq1KxEY4    Michael Owen’s Sven message: https://twitter.com/LesseJingard/status/1771343138713387200    Bright Osayi–Samuel mural: https://twitter.com/ProjectFootball/status/1770146790404141113 Trabzonspor fan: https://twitter.com/ajansfenercom/status/1770442759247122510  Sign up for our Friday newsletter spilling more of sport’s funniest stories: http://www.upshot.email?utm_source=podlink Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Welcome back to Extra Shot, our Thursday pod spilling the funniest stories in sport this week.

 

Club chairmen gobbing on fans, Luke Littler turns on his hero and another Luis Rubiales scandal.


Get your tickets to the live show on Saturday 15th June: https://tickets.halfmoon.co.uk/events/b8a44a6a-5f31-466c-af79-8dc762a488a3 


Links from the pod:


Kendry Paez strip club: https://twitter.com/Itismourinho/status/1772622591091495115/video/1 


North London Forever song: https://youtu.be/wjCJv4W4kvw?si=C2F-psW06_k2fMpf&t=26  


Regretamine song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T1sHq1KxEY4 

 

Michael Owen’s Sven message: https://twitter.com/LesseJingard/status/1771343138713387200   


Bright Osayi–Samuel mural: https://twitter.com/ProjectFootball/status/1770146790404141113


Trabzonspor fan: https://twitter.com/ajansfenercom/status/1770442759247122510 


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]]> 2498 yes Gary Neville: mini-retirements and mashed potato meltdowns https://shows.acast.com/the-upshot-1/episodes/gary-neville-mini-retirements-and-mashed-potato-meltdowns Gary Neville is a seriously intense bloke. He bollocks innocent school boys, yells at potatoes, and humiliates his own brother in front of millions of fans. This is his story… Schoolboy prank call: https://twitter.com/UpshotTowers/status/1664588028990431235  Rio’s World Cup wind up: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-481ff3OGqU Valencia fans giving him the middle finger: https://twitter.com/UpshotTowers/status/1664587924720025606 Blanking Phil in the tunnel: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/c6m2WX52SZI Sign up for our newsletter: http://www.upshot.email?utm_source=podlink Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Tue, 26 Mar 2024 05:00:36 -0000 Gary Neville: mini-retirements and mashed potato meltdowns full The Upshot He bollocks innocent school boys, yells at potatoes, and humiliates his own brother in front of millions of fans. Gary Neville is a seriously intense bloke. He bollocks innocent school boys, yells at potatoes, and humiliates his own brother in front of millions of fans. This is his story… Schoolboy prank call: https://twitter.com/UpshotTowers/status/1664588028990431235  Rio’s World Cup wind up: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-481ff3OGqU Valencia fans giving him the middle finger: https://twitter.com/UpshotTowers/status/1664587924720025606 Blanking Phil in the tunnel: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/c6m2WX52SZI Sign up for our newsletter: http://www.upshot.email?utm_source=podlink Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Gary Neville is a seriously intense bloke.


He bollocks innocent school boys, yells at potatoes, and humiliates his own brother in front of millions of fans.


This is his story…


Schoolboy prank call: https://twitter.com/UpshotTowers/status/1664588028990431235 


Rio’s World Cup wind up: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-481ff3OGqU


Valencia fans giving him the middle finger: https://twitter.com/UpshotTowers/status/1664587924720025606


Blanking Phil in the tunnel: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/c6m2WX52SZI


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]]> 3345 yes Extra Shot: when Courtois shagged De Bruyne’s girlfriend and Sean Dyche’s restaurant scrap https://shows.acast.com/the-upshot-1/episodes/extra-shot-when-courtois-shagged-de-bruynes-girlfriend-and-s Welcome back to Extra Shot, our Thursday pod spilling the funniest stories in sport this week.   Ainsley Harriott caught in a football riot, beloved broadcasters on booze-fuelled benders, and the latest from the shitmunchers derby. Get your tickets to the live show on Saturday 15th June: https://tickets.halfmoon.co.uk/events/b8a44a6a-5f31-466c-af79-8dc762a488a3 Links from the pod: Fenerbahce players fight fans: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aoRotWeO_Mw  Ainsley Harriott at a Turkish football riot: https://twitter.com/EvanMcFarlane/status/1724133358613983726?utm_source=www.upshot.email&utm_medium=newsletter&utm_campaign=it-s-a-madhouse  Millwall fans interrupt choir: https://twitter.com/FBAwayDays/status/1769345816043425938  Sign up for our Friday newsletter spilling more of sport’s funniest stories: http://www.upshot.email?utm_source=podlink Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Thu, 21 Mar 2024 11:32:16 -0000 Extra Shot: when Courtois shagged De Bruyne’s girlfriend and Sean Dyche’s restaurant scrap full The Upshot Plus: Ainsley Harriott caught in a football riot, beloved broadcasters on booze-fuelled benders, and the latest from the shitmunchers derby. Welcome back to Extra Shot, our Thursday pod spilling the funniest stories in sport this week.   Ainsley Harriott caught in a football riot, beloved broadcasters on booze-fuelled benders, and the latest from the shitmunchers derby. Get your tickets to the live show on Saturday 15th June: https://tickets.halfmoon.co.uk/events/b8a44a6a-5f31-466c-af79-8dc762a488a3 Links from the pod: Fenerbahce players fight fans: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aoRotWeO_Mw  Ainsley Harriott at a Turkish football riot: https://twitter.com/EvanMcFarlane/status/1724133358613983726?utm_source=www.upshot.email&utm_medium=newsletter&utm_campaign=it-s-a-madhouse  Millwall fans interrupt choir: https://twitter.com/FBAwayDays/status/1769345816043425938  Sign up for our Friday newsletter spilling more of sport’s funniest stories: http://www.upshot.email?utm_source=podlink Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Welcome back to Extra Shot, our Thursday pod spilling the funniest stories in sport this week.

 

Ainsley Harriott caught in a football riot, beloved broadcasters on booze-fuelled benders, and the latest from the shitmunchers derby.


Get your tickets to the live show on Saturday 15th June: https://tickets.halfmoon.co.uk/events/b8a44a6a-5f31-466c-af79-8dc762a488a3


Links from the pod:


Fenerbahce players fight fans: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aoRotWeO_Mw 


Ainsley Harriott at a Turkish football riot: https://twitter.com/EvanMcFarlane/status/1724133358613983726?utm_source=www.upshot.email&utm_medium=newsletter&utm_campaign=it-s-a-madhouse 


Millwall fans interrupt choir: https://twitter.com/FBAwayDays/status/1769345816043425938 


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]]> 2900 yes Brian Clough: feuds, fairytales and fookin’ cheats https://shows.acast.com/the-upshot-1/episodes/brian-clough-feuds-fairytales-and-fookin-cheats There aren’t many football managers who’d start a fight with Muhammad Ali. But Brian Clough isn’t most football managers. The acid-tongued genius decked Roy Keane, scrapped with hooligans and terrorised tea ladies. And they all still loved him.  Welcome to the Life of Brian… Muhammad Ali video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_EHlzd63R8  Don Revie chat show: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xxsRt2yG8Es  Punching pitch invaders: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T4ABVVvPlr0  Sign up for our newsletter: http://www.upshot.email?utm_source=podlink Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Tue, 19 Mar 2024 05:00:12 -0000 Brian Clough: feuds, fairytales and fookin’ cheats full The Upshot The acid-tongued genius decked Roy Keane, scrapped with hooligans and terrorised tea ladies. And they all still loved him… There aren’t many football managers who’d start a fight with Muhammad Ali. But Brian Clough isn’t most football managers. The acid-tongued genius decked Roy Keane, scrapped with hooligans and terrorised tea ladies. And they all still loved him.  Welcome to the Life of Brian… Muhammad Ali video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_EHlzd63R8  Don Revie chat show: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xxsRt2yG8Es  Punching pitch invaders: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T4ABVVvPlr0  Sign up for our newsletter: http://www.upshot.email?utm_source=podlink Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices There aren’t many football managers who’d start a fight with Muhammad Ali.


But Brian Clough isn’t most football managers.


The acid-tongued genius decked Roy Keane, scrapped with hooligans and terrorised tea ladies. And they all still loved him. 


Welcome to the Life of Brian…


Muhammad Ali video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_EHlzd63R8 


Don Revie chat show: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xxsRt2yG8Es 


Punching pitch invaders: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T4ABVVvPlr0 


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]]> 3645 yes Extra shot: Messi hungry for blood and Jesse Lingard’s awful chat up lines https://shows.acast.com/the-upshot-1/episodes/extra-shot-messi-hungry-for-blood-and-jesse-lingards-awful-c Welcome back to Extra Shot, our Thursday pod spilling the funniest stories in sport this week.   Samuel Eto’s mafia revolution, Tyson Fury’s playground insults and “the most scandalous incident in the history of mankind”. Links from the pod: Jesse Lingard’s training camp TikToks: https://www.tiktok.com/@jesselingard/video/7328033421496831264  John Fury vs. Logan Paul: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DavF0eLCNwc    Brereton Diaz Pepsi ad: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s2wQzNeQGJ4  Sign up for our Friday newsletter spilling more of sport’s funniest stories: http://www.upshot.email?utm_source=podlink Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Thu, 14 Mar 2024 05:00:45 -0000 Extra shot: Messi hungry for blood and Jesse Lingard’s awful chat up lines full The Upshot Plus: Samuel Eto’s mafia revolution, Tyson Fury’s playground insults and “the most scandalous incident in the history of mankind”. Welcome back to Extra Shot, our Thursday pod spilling the funniest stories in sport this week.   Samuel Eto’s mafia revolution, Tyson Fury’s playground insults and “the most scandalous incident in the history of mankind”. Links from the pod: Jesse Lingard’s training camp TikToks: https://www.tiktok.com/@jesselingard/video/7328033421496831264  John Fury vs. Logan Paul: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DavF0eLCNwc    Brereton Diaz Pepsi ad: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s2wQzNeQGJ4  Sign up for our Friday newsletter spilling more of sport’s funniest stories: http://www.upshot.email?utm_source=podlink Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Welcome back to Extra Shot, our Thursday pod spilling the funniest stories in sport this week.

 

Samuel Eto’s mafia revolution, Tyson Fury’s playground insults and “the most scandalous incident in the history of mankind”.


Links from the pod:


Jesse Lingard’s training camp TikToks: https://www.tiktok.com/@jesselingard/video/7328033421496831264 


John Fury vs. Logan Paul: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DavF0eLCNwc   


Brereton Diaz Pepsi ad: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s2wQzNeQGJ4 


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]]> 2499 yes Faustino Asprilla: Colombia’s finest export https://shows.acast.com/the-upshot-1/episodes/faustino-asprilla-colombias-finest-export Faustino Asprilla once summed up his philosophy: "lots of sex, no rules and pure life.” The Newcastle cult hero boozed on the team bus, brought a gun to training, and faced down bloodthirsty drug lords. Meet Colombia's finest export… Sign up for our newsletter: http://www.upshot.email?utm_source=podlink Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Tue, 12 Mar 2024 05:00:28 -0000 Faustino Asprilla: Colombia’s finest export full The Upshot The Newcastle cult hero once summed up his philosophy: "lots of sex, no rules and pure life.” Faustino Asprilla once summed up his philosophy: "lots of sex, no rules and pure life.” The Newcastle cult hero boozed on the team bus, brought a gun to training, and faced down bloodthirsty drug lords. Meet Colombia's finest export… Sign up for our newsletter: http://www.upshot.email?utm_source=podlink Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Faustino Asprilla once summed up his philosophy: "lots of sex, no rules and pure life.”


The Newcastle cult hero boozed on the team bus, brought a gun to training, and faced down bloodthirsty drug lords.


Meet Colombia's finest export…


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]]> 3812 yes Extra shot: Jadon Sancho’s playstation addiction and cocaine smuggler Quincy Promes back in cuffs https://shows.acast.com/the-upshot-1/episodes/extra-shot-jadon-sanchos-playstation-addiction-and-cocaine-s Welcome back to Extra Shot, our Thursday pod spilling the funniest stories in sport this week.   More F1 toilet antics, Pep insults Foden, and a moose on the loose disrupts the week’s biggest sporting event. Get tickets to The Upshot live show on 12th June here: https://tickets.halfmoon.co.uk/events/e15b41b3-2b8b-4d48-a071-81f5eb8cbada Pics we mentioned in the pod: Chiefsaholic bank robber in wolf costume: https://mcusercontent.com/5b3a0380100d0a826c937bcf4/images/bc0c9832-3b28-c16b-870e-28a0f6d96493.jpg Italian fans’ ballistic missile: https://twitter.com/UpshotTowers/status/1633807516915187712  Sign up for our Friday newsletter spilling more of sport’s funniest stories: http://www.upshot.email?utm_source=podlink Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Thu, 07 Mar 2024 05:00:12 -0000 Extra shot: Jadon Sancho’s playstation addiction and cocaine smuggler Quincy Promes back in cuffs full The Upshot Plus: More F1 toilet antics, Pep insults Foden, and a moose on the loose disrupts the week’s biggest sporting event. Welcome back to Extra Shot, our Thursday pod spilling the funniest stories in sport this week.   More F1 toilet antics, Pep insults Foden, and a moose on the loose disrupts the week’s biggest sporting event. Get tickets to The Upshot live show on 12th June here: https://tickets.halfmoon.co.uk/events/e15b41b3-2b8b-4d48-a071-81f5eb8cbada Pics we mentioned in the pod: Chiefsaholic bank robber in wolf costume: https://mcusercontent.com/5b3a0380100d0a826c937bcf4/images/bc0c9832-3b28-c16b-870e-28a0f6d96493.jpg Italian fans’ ballistic missile: https://twitter.com/UpshotTowers/status/1633807516915187712  Sign up for our Friday newsletter spilling more of sport’s funniest stories: http://www.upshot.email?utm_source=podlink Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Welcome back to Extra Shot, our Thursday pod spilling the funniest stories in sport this week.

 

More F1 toilet antics, Pep insults Foden, and a moose on the loose disrupts the week’s biggest sporting event.


Get tickets to The Upshot live show on 12th June here: https://tickets.halfmoon.co.uk/events/e15b41b3-2b8b-4d48-a071-81f5eb8cbada


Pics we mentioned in the pod:


Chiefsaholic bank robber in wolf costume: https://mcusercontent.com/5b3a0380100d0a826c937bcf4/images/bc0c9832-3b28-c16b-870e-28a0f6d96493.jpg


Italian fans’ ballistic missile: https://twitter.com/UpshotTowers/status/1633807516915187712 


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]]> 2851 yes John Terry: Captain, Leader, Bellend https://shows.acast.com/the-upshot-1/episodes/john-terry-captain-leader-bellend John Terry is a proper wrong'un. The ex-Chelsea captain punches paps, pisses in pint glasses, and shags on motorway hard shoulders. This is the story of John Terry: Captain, Leader, Bellend… Pics from the episode: Jayne Connery and Sue Terry: https://imgur.com/a/rfTOL3q The FBI e-fit: https://twitter.com/nocontextfooty/status/1664732128855089154/photo/1 Sign up for our newsletter: http://www.upshot.email?utm_source=podlink Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Tue, 05 Mar 2024 05:00:11 -0000 John Terry: Captain, Leader, Bellend full The Upshot The ex-Chelsea captain punches paps, pisses in pint glasses, and shags on motorway hard shoulders. John Terry is a proper wrong'un. The ex-Chelsea captain punches paps, pisses in pint glasses, and shags on motorway hard shoulders. This is the story of John Terry: Captain, Leader, Bellend… Pics from the episode: Jayne Connery and Sue Terry: https://imgur.com/a/rfTOL3q The FBI e-fit: https://twitter.com/nocontextfooty/status/1664732128855089154/photo/1 Sign up for our newsletter: http://www.upshot.email?utm_source=podlink Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices John Terry is a proper wrong'un.


The ex-Chelsea captain punches paps, pisses in pint glasses, and shags on motorway hard shoulders.


This is the story of John Terry: Captain, Leader, Bellend…


Pics from the episode:


Jayne Connery and Sue Terry: https://imgur.com/a/rfTOL3q


The FBI e-fit: https://twitter.com/nocontextfooty/status/1664732128855089154/photo/1


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]]> 3753 yes Surprise Shot: the Christian Horner WhatsApp leak https://shows.acast.com/the-upshot-1/episodes/surprise-shot-the-christian-horner-whatsapp-leak As Christian Horner’s WhatsApp message leak online, Jack brings you a surprise mini-edition on the gory details of a saga they're calling Google Drive to Survive... Sign up for our newsletter: http://www.upshot.email?utm_source=podlink Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Fri, 01 Mar 2024 13:27:35 -0000 Surprise Shot: the Christian Horner WhatsApp leak bonus The Upshot As Christian Horner’s WhatsApp message leak online, Jack brings you a surprise mini-edition on the gory details of a saga they're calling Google Drive to Survive... As Christian Horner’s WhatsApp message leak online, Jack brings you a surprise mini-edition on the gory details of a saga they're calling Google Drive to Survive... Sign up for our newsletter: http://www.upshot.email?utm_source=podlink Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices As Christian Horner’s WhatsApp message leak online, Jack brings you a surprise mini-edition on the gory details of a saga they're calling Google Drive to Survive...


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]]> 531 yes Extra shot: Mourinho’s undercover nemesis and George Best’s Bond Girl bust-up https://shows.acast.com/the-upshot-1/episodes/extra-shot-mourinhos-undercover-nemesis-and-george-bests-bon Welcome back to Extra Shot, our Thursday pod spilling the funniest stories in sport this week. Jurgen Klopp’s trousers cost him a job, the espionage epidemic in Italian football and booze-fuelled benders on the baize. Follow us on Insta: http://www.instagram.com/upshottowers Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Thu, 29 Feb 2024 05:00:59 -0000 Extra shot: Mourinho’s undercover nemesis and George Best’s Bond Girl bust-up full The Upshot Jurgen Klopp’s trousers cost him a job, an espionage epidemic in Italian football and booze-fuelled benders on the baize. Welcome back to Extra Shot, our Thursday pod spilling the funniest stories in sport this week. Jurgen Klopp’s trousers cost him a job, the espionage epidemic in Italian football and booze-fuelled benders on the baize. Follow us on Insta: http://www.instagram.com/upshottowers Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Welcome back to Extra Shot, our Thursday pod spilling the funniest stories in sport this week.


Jurgen Klopp’s trousers cost him a job, the espionage epidemic in Italian football and booze-fuelled benders on the baize.


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]]> 2356 no F1: the stories Drive to Survive won't tell you https://shows.acast.com/the-upshot-1/episodes/f1-the-stories-drive-to-survive-wont-tell-you These days F1 drivers have all the personality of a gently steamed leek. But they weren't always so dull.  From shootouts with drug lords to “intimate relations with dolphins”, meet F1's biggest shaggers, wrong'uns and hell-raisers… Sign up for our newsletter: http://www.upshot.email?utm_source=podlink Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Tue, 27 Feb 2024 05:00:22 -0000 F1: the stories Drive to Survive won't tell you full The Upshot From shootouts with drug lords to “intimate relations with dolphins”, meet F1's biggest shaggers, wrong'uns and hell-raisers… These days F1 drivers have all the personality of a gently steamed leek. But they weren't always so dull.  From shootouts with drug lords to “intimate relations with dolphins”, meet F1's biggest shaggers, wrong'uns and hell-raisers… Sign up for our newsletter: http://www.upshot.email?utm_source=podlink Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices These days F1 drivers have all the personality of a gently steamed leek.


But they weren't always so dull. 


From shootouts with drug lords to “intimate relations with dolphins”, meet F1's biggest shaggers, wrong'uns and hell-raisers…


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]]> 3046 yes Extra shot: Premier League weed farms and a Tinder date gone wrong https://shows.acast.com/the-upshot-1/episodes/extra-shot-premier-league-weed-farms-and-a-tinder-date-gone- Welcome back to Extra Shot, our Thursday pod spilling the funniest stories in sport this week. This week: A Premier League weed farm, Erling Haaland’s lucky escape and a Tinder date gone wrong. Want to come to our Euro 2024 live show? Sign up here: https://forms.gle/W9igoBZSUELVXDVp8 Vids from today’s episode: Kalvin Phillips fan chant: https://twitter.com/City_Chief/status/1759194692988584018n   Roy Hodgson angry interview:  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kFr_hFklf5s Michael Buble on mushrooms: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dOBTFDuLIcE  Tinder date gone wrong: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9g_POqu6vc Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Thu, 22 Feb 2024 05:00:00 -0000 Extra shot: Premier League weed farms and a Tinder date gone wrong full The Upshot This week: A Premier League weed farm, Erling Haaland’s lucky escape and a Tinder date gone wrong. Welcome back to Extra Shot, our Thursday pod spilling the funniest stories in sport this week. This week: A Premier League weed farm, Erling Haaland’s lucky escape and a Tinder date gone wrong. Want to come to our Euro 2024 live show? Sign up here: https://forms.gle/W9igoBZSUELVXDVp8 Vids from today’s episode: Kalvin Phillips fan chant: https://twitter.com/City_Chief/status/1759194692988584018n   Roy Hodgson angry interview:  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kFr_hFklf5s Michael Buble on mushrooms: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dOBTFDuLIcE  Tinder date gone wrong: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9g_POqu6vc Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Welcome back to Extra Shot, our Thursday pod spilling the funniest stories in sport this week.


This week: A Premier League weed farm, Erling Haaland’s lucky escape and a Tinder date gone wrong.


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Vids from today’s episode:


Kalvin Phillips fan chant: https://twitter.com/City_Chief/status/1759194692988584018n  


Roy Hodgson angry interview:  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kFr_hFklf5s


Michael Buble on mushrooms: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dOBTFDuLIcE 


Tinder date gone wrong: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9g_POqu6vc

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]]> 3003 yes Jesé Rodriguez: a wonderkid gone wild https://shows.acast.com/the-upshot-1/episodes/jese-rodriguez-a-wonderkid-gone-wild You might remember Jese Rodriguez as a misfiring Stoke striker with a penchant for godawful nightclubs. But his off-field antics are worthy of a soap opera. From exploding apartments to getting run over by his fiancée, this is the story of his truly ludicrous life… Sign up for our newsletter: http://www.upshot.email?utm_source=podlink Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Tue, 20 Feb 2024 05:00:41 -0000 Jesé Rodriguez: a wonderkid gone wild full The Upshot From exploding apartments to getting run over by his fiancée, this is the story of his truly ludicrous life… You might remember Jese Rodriguez as a misfiring Stoke striker with a penchant for godawful nightclubs. But his off-field antics are worthy of a soap opera. From exploding apartments to getting run over by his fiancée, this is the story of his truly ludicrous life… Sign up for our newsletter: http://www.upshot.email?utm_source=podlink Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices You might remember Jese Rodriguez as a misfiring Stoke striker with a penchant for godawful nightclubs.


But his off-field antics are worthy of a soap opera.


From exploding apartments to getting run over by his fiancée, this is the story of his truly ludicrous life…


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]]> 3267 yes Extra shot: Heung-Min Son’s hotel scrap and an FA Cup love triangle https://shows.acast.com/the-upshot-1/episodes/65cdd342daf7f90016fa6fea Welcome back to Extra Shot, our Thursday pod spilling the funniest stories in sport this week. This week: Son’s ping pong ding dong, Fergie’s spouting gibberish to Luke Littler, and how Jurgen Klopp invented pancake day. Want to come to our Euro 2024 live show? Sign up here: https://forms.gle/W9igoBZSUELVXDVp8 Vids from today’s episode: Curtis Jones thinks Klopp invented fist pumps: https://twitter.com/arsenaltweeta/status/1755929933212262497  Liverpool Echo claims Scousers invented Pancake Day: https://twitter.com/notbirdappdylan/status/1757511704089366891?s=48&t=AYJ7rh4FQSV3LrWsojYohw  Luke Littler meets Fergie: https://www.tiktok.com/@dailymailsport/video/7331743955698142496    Beckham Chinese New Year message: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/video/davidbeckham/video-2354572/Video-David-Beckham-speaks-Chinese-wish-Happy-Lunar-New-Year.html Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Thu, 15 Feb 2024 05:00:00 -0000 Extra shot: Heung-Min Son’s hotel scrap and an FA Cup love triangle full The Upshot This week: Son’s ping pong ding dong, Fergie spouts gibberish to Luke Littler, and how Jurgen Klopp invented pancake day. Welcome back to Extra Shot, our Thursday pod spilling the funniest stories in sport this week. This week: Son’s ping pong ding dong, Fergie’s spouting gibberish to Luke Littler, and how Jurgen Klopp invented pancake day. Want to come to our Euro 2024 live show? Sign up here: https://forms.gle/W9igoBZSUELVXDVp8 Vids from today’s episode: Curtis Jones thinks Klopp invented fist pumps: https://twitter.com/arsenaltweeta/status/1755929933212262497  Liverpool Echo claims Scousers invented Pancake Day: https://twitter.com/notbirdappdylan/status/1757511704089366891?s=48&t=AYJ7rh4FQSV3LrWsojYohw  Luke Littler meets Fergie: https://www.tiktok.com/@dailymailsport/video/7331743955698142496    Beckham Chinese New Year message: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/video/davidbeckham/video-2354572/Video-David-Beckham-speaks-Chinese-wish-Happy-Lunar-New-Year.html Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Welcome back to Extra Shot, our Thursday pod spilling the funniest stories in sport this week.

This week: Son’s ping pong ding dong, Fergie’s spouting gibberish to Luke Littler, and how Jurgen Klopp invented pancake day.

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Vids from today’s episode:

Curtis Jones thinks Klopp invented fist pumps: https://twitter.com/arsenaltweeta/status/1755929933212262497 

Liverpool Echo claims Scousers invented Pancake Day: https://twitter.com/notbirdappdylan/status/1757511704089366891?s=48&t=AYJ7rh4FQSV3LrWsojYohw 

Luke Littler meets Fergie: https://www.tiktok.com/@dailymailsport/video/7331743955698142496   

Beckham Chinese New Year message: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/video/davidbeckham/video-2354572/Video-David-Beckham-speaks-Chinese-wish-Happy-Lunar-New-Year.html

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]]> 2470 yes Touré of booty: Kolo and Yaya’s outrageous adventures https://shows.acast.com/the-upshot-1/episodes/65cdd342daf7f90016fa6feb The Ivorian brothers hoovered up silverware, shagged in car parks and led secret double lives. From cursing managers to comparing knobs, this is the story of football's friskiest fraternity… The Kolo Toure shower photo: https://i2-prod.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article1455418.ece/ALTERNATES/s1200b/0_Kolo-Toure.jpg Sign up for our newsletter: http://www.upshot.email?utm_source=podlink Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Tue, 13 Feb 2024 08:29:00 -0000 Touré of booty: Kolo and Yaya’s outrageous adventures full The Upshot From cursing managers to comparing knobs, this is the story of football's friskiest fraternity... The Ivorian brothers hoovered up silverware, shagged in car parks and led secret double lives. From cursing managers to comparing knobs, this is the story of football's friskiest fraternity… The Kolo Toure shower photo: https://i2-prod.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article1455418.ece/ALTERNATES/s1200b/0_Kolo-Toure.jpg Sign up for our newsletter: http://www.upshot.email?utm_source=podlink Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices The Ivorian brothers hoovered up silverware, shagged in car parks and led secret double lives.

From cursing managers to comparing knobs, this is the story of football's friskiest fraternity…

The Kolo Toure shower photo: https://i2-prod.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article1455418.ece/ALTERNATES/s1200b/0_Kolo-Toure.jpg

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]]> 3076 yes Extra Shot: Beckham hounded out of Hong Kong and Christian Horner’s ‘inappropriate pic’ https://shows.acast.com/the-upshot-1/episodes/65cdd342daf7f90016fa6fec Welcome back to Extra Shot, our Thursday pod spilling the funniest stories in sport this week. This week: Beckham and Messi face the rabid mob in Hong Kong, Christian Horner’s on trial for an “inappropriate photo” and John Terry’s training ground tyranny. Follow us on Insta: http://www.instagram.com/upshottowers David Beckham booed as he tries to give speech on the pitch: https://twitter.com/GanglaniJay/status/1754089103749173412 Christian Horner v Martin Brundle: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qeAF7gAJCCM Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Thu, 08 Feb 2024 05:00:00 -0000 Extra Shot: Beckham hounded out of Hong Kong and Christian Horner’s ‘inappropriate pic’ full The Upshot The mob comes for Messi, Christian Horner’s “inappropriate photo” and John Terry’s training ground tyranny. Welcome back to Extra Shot, our Thursday pod spilling the funniest stories in sport this week. This week: Beckham and Messi face the rabid mob in Hong Kong, Christian Horner’s on trial for an “inappropriate photo” and John Terry’s training ground tyranny. Follow us on Insta: http://www.instagram.com/upshottowers David Beckham booed as he tries to give speech on the pitch: https://twitter.com/GanglaniJay/status/1754089103749173412 Christian Horner v Martin Brundle: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qeAF7gAJCCM Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Welcome back to Extra Shot, our Thursday pod spilling the funniest stories in sport this week.

This week: Beckham and Messi face the rabid mob in Hong Kong, Christian Horner’s on trial for an “inappropriate photo” and John Terry’s training ground tyranny.

Follow us on Insta: http://www.instagram.com/upshottowers

David Beckham booed as he tries to give speech on the pitch: https://twitter.com/GanglaniJay/status/1754089103749173412

Christian Horner v Martin Brundle: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qeAF7gAJCCM

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]]> 2532 yes Hitmen, uzis and nautical gangbangs: the NFL’s biggest wrong’uns https://shows.acast.com/the-upshot-1/episodes/65cdd342daf7f90016fa6fed Firing Uzis at snowball fights. Begging cops for blowjobs. Smoking crack on game day. The NFL is filled with some absolute mad dawwwwgs. As the Super Bowl rolls into Las Vegas, we’ve dug through the bozos and badboys to bring you American football’s most unhinged superstars… The Kansas City Chiefs bank robber: https://mcusercontent.com/5b3a0380100d0a826c937bcf4/images/bc0c9832-3b28-c16b-870e-28a0f6d96493.jpg Sign up for our newsletter: http://www.upshot.email?utm_source=podlink Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Tue, 06 Feb 2024 05:00:00 -0000 Hitmen, uzis and nautical gangbangs: the NFL’s biggest wrong’uns full The Upshot Firing Uzis at snowball fights. Begging cops for blowjobs. Smoking crack on game day. Firing Uzis at snowball fights. Begging cops for blowjobs. Smoking crack on game day. The NFL is filled with some absolute mad dawwwwgs. As the Super Bowl rolls into Las Vegas, we’ve dug through the bozos and badboys to bring you American football’s most unhinged superstars… The Kansas City Chiefs bank robber: https://mcusercontent.com/5b3a0380100d0a826c937bcf4/images/bc0c9832-3b28-c16b-870e-28a0f6d96493.jpg Sign up for our newsletter: http://www.upshot.email?utm_source=podlink Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Firing Uzis at snowball fights. Begging cops for blowjobs. Smoking crack on game day.

The NFL is filled with some absolute mad dawwwwgs.

As the Super Bowl rolls into Las Vegas, we’ve dug through the bozos and badboys to bring you American football’s most unhinged superstars…

The Kansas City Chiefs bank robber: https://mcusercontent.com/5b3a0380100d0a826c937bcf4/images/bc0c9832-3b28-c16b-870e-28a0f6d96493.jpg

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]]> 2948 yes Extra Shot: Rashford’s miserable bender and pornstars crash Mahrez’s Eid party https://shows.acast.com/the-upshot-1/episodes/65cdd342daf7f90016fa6fee Welcome back to Extra Shot, our Thursday pod spilling the funniest stories in sport this week. This week: Rashford’s awful Belfast bender, Riyad Mahrez’s sordid gatecrasher and the Man United target turned cocaine trafficker… Follow us on Insta: http://www.instagram.com/upshottowers Riyad Mahrez’s porn-star gatecrasher: https://www.tiktok.com/@threesixtytv/video/7327701859177663777  "Anthony’s the greatest" chant: https://twitter.com/Aaronnn_96/status/1751924617118191901/video/1  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Thu, 01 Feb 2024 05:00:00 -0000 Extra Shot: Rashford’s miserable bender and pornstars crash Mahrez’s Eid party full The Upshot Rashford’s awful Belfast bender, Riyad’s x-rated gatecrasher and the Man United target trafficking cocaine… Welcome back to Extra Shot, our Thursday pod spilling the funniest stories in sport this week. This week: Rashford’s awful Belfast bender, Riyad Mahrez’s sordid gatecrasher and the Man United target turned cocaine trafficker… Follow us on Insta: http://www.instagram.com/upshottowers Riyad Mahrez’s porn-star gatecrasher: https://www.tiktok.com/@threesixtytv/video/7327701859177663777  "Anthony’s the greatest" chant: https://twitter.com/Aaronnn_96/status/1751924617118191901/video/1  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Welcome back to Extra Shot, our Thursday pod spilling the funniest stories in sport this week.


This week: Rashford’s awful Belfast bender, Riyad Mahrez’s sordid gatecrasher and the Man United target turned cocaine trafficker…


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Riyad Mahrez’s porn-star gatecrasher: https://www.tiktok.com/@threesixtytv/video/7327701859177663777 


"Anthony’s the greatest" chant: https://twitter.com/Aaronnn_96/status/1751924617118191901/video/1 

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]]> 2173 yes Harry Redknapp: he’s not a fackin’ wheeler dealer https://shows.acast.com/the-upshot-1/episodes/65cdd342daf7f90016fa6fef They don't make 'em like Harry Redknapp any more. The West Ham gaffer struck deals like Del Boy, bollocked players on live TV, and sent fans on as substitutes. From pornstar transfer targets to karate kicks in training, meet football's most triffic manager... Follow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/upshottowers/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Tue, 30 Jan 2024 05:00:00 -0000 Harry Redknapp: he’s not a fackin’ wheeler dealer full The Upshot They don't make 'em like Harry Redknapp any more. From pornstar transfer targets to karate kicks in training, meet football's most triffic manager... They don't make 'em like Harry Redknapp any more. The West Ham gaffer struck deals like Del Boy, bollocked players on live TV, and sent fans on as substitutes. From pornstar transfer targets to karate kicks in training, meet football's most triffic manager... Follow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/upshottowers/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices They don't make 'em like Harry Redknapp any more.


The West Ham gaffer struck deals like Del Boy, bollocked players on live TV, and sent fans on as substitutes.


From pornstar transfer targets to karate kicks in training, meet football's most triffic manager...


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]]> 2865 yes Extra Shot: defenders snogging dogs and Pele's secret lovechild https://shows.acast.com/the-upshot-1/episodes/65cdd342daf7f90016fa6ff0 Welcome back to Extra Shot, our Thursday pod spilling the funniest stories in sport this week. This week: Claire Foden's in cuffs, Pele’s secret lovechild and why is Nuno Tavares snogging his dogs? Follow us on Insta: http://www.instagram.com/upshottowers Nuno Tavares video: https://twitter.com/La_Esterisco/status/1749346054770733136 Brighton press officer proposal video: https://www.tntsports.co.uk/football/premier-league/2023-2024/beautiful-moment-as-brighton-staff-member-proposes-in-tunnel-before-wolves-match_vid2070888/video.shtml Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Thu, 25 Jan 2024 05:00:00 -0000 Extra Shot: defenders snogging dogs and Pele's secret lovechild full The Upshot Claire Foden’s in cuffs, Pele’s secret lovechild and why is Nuno Tavares snogging his dogs? Welcome back to Extra Shot, our Thursday pod spilling the funniest stories in sport this week. This week: Claire Foden's in cuffs, Pele’s secret lovechild and why is Nuno Tavares snogging his dogs? Follow us on Insta: http://www.instagram.com/upshottowers Nuno Tavares video: https://twitter.com/La_Esterisco/status/1749346054770733136 Brighton press officer proposal video: https://www.tntsports.co.uk/football/premier-league/2023-2024/beautiful-moment-as-brighton-staff-member-proposes-in-tunnel-before-wolves-match_vid2070888/video.shtml Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Welcome back to Extra Shot, our Thursday pod spilling the funniest stories in sport this week.


This week: Claire Foden's in cuffs, Pele’s secret lovechild and why is Nuno Tavares snogging his dogs?


Follow us on Insta: http://www.instagram.com/upshottowers


Nuno Tavares video: https://twitter.com/La_Esterisco/status/1749346054770733136


Brighton press officer proposal video: https://www.tntsports.co.uk/football/premier-league/2023-2024/beautiful-moment-as-brighton-staff-member-proposes-in-tunnel-before-wolves-match_vid2070888/video.shtml

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]]> 2369 yes Graham Stack: Arsenal’s unruly Invincible https://shows.acast.com/the-upshot-1/episodes/65cdd342daf7f90016fa6ff1 There was one player in Arsène Wenger’s Invincibles squad who couldn't be tamed. He punched fans, crashed the team bus and flogged fake Gucci to Thierry Henry. Meet the ticket touting enfant terrible: backup keeper Graham Stack… Follow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/upshottowers/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Tue, 23 Jan 2024 05:00:00 -0000 Graham Stack: Arsenal’s unruly Invincible full The Upshot There was one player in Arsène Wenger’s Invincibles squad who couldn't be tamed. Meet the Gucci-flogging, ticket touting goalkeeper Graham Stack.... There was one player in Arsène Wenger’s Invincibles squad who couldn't be tamed. He punched fans, crashed the team bus and flogged fake Gucci to Thierry Henry. Meet the ticket touting enfant terrible: backup keeper Graham Stack… Follow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/upshottowers/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices There was one player in Arsène Wenger’s Invincibles squad who couldn't be tamed.

He punched fans, crashed the team bus and flogged fake Gucci to Thierry Henry.

Meet the ticket touting enfant terrible: backup keeper Graham Stack…

Follow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/upshottowers/

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]]> 3052 yes Extra Shot: commentators on coke and Ronnie O’Sullivan’s filthy habit https://shows.acast.com/the-upshot-1/episodes/65cdd342daf7f90016fa6ff2 Welcome back to Extra Shot, our Thursday pod spilling the funniest stories in sport this week. This week: The frat boy who took down Ajax, Wesley Fofana runs over TV royalty in his Lamborghini, and Mauro Icardi’s exhausting love life goes up another notch. Join the Instagram pile on: http://www.instagram.com/upshottowers Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Thu, 18 Jan 2024 05:00:00 -0000 Extra Shot: commentators on coke and Ronnie O’Sullivan’s filthy habit full The Upshot The frat boy who took down Ajax, Wesley Fofana runs over TV royalty in his Lamborghini, and Mauro Icardi’s exhausting love life goes up another notch…. Welcome back to Extra Shot, our Thursday pod spilling the funniest stories in sport this week. This week: The frat boy who took down Ajax, Wesley Fofana runs over TV royalty in his Lamborghini, and Mauro Icardi’s exhausting love life goes up another notch. Join the Instagram pile on: http://www.instagram.com/upshottowers Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Welcome back to Extra Shot, our Thursday pod spilling the funniest stories in sport this week.


This week: The frat boy who took down Ajax, Wesley Fofana runs over TV royalty in his Lamborghini, and Mauro Icardi’s exhausting love life goes up another notch.


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]]> 2081 yes Mario Balotelli: the Italian Nutjob https://shows.acast.com/the-upshot-1/episodes/65cdd342daf7f90016fa6ff3 Mario Balotelli was the Premier League’s most notorious nutcase. From lobbing darts at teammates to burning his own house down, the striker wreaks havoc wherever he goes. But you haven't heard it all. Buckle in for the full manic story of Mario Balotelli… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Tue, 16 Jan 2024 05:00:00 -0000 Mario Balotelli: the Italian Nutjob full The Upshot From lobbing darts at teammates to burning his own house down, buckle in for the full manic story of Mario Balotelli… Mario Balotelli was the Premier League’s most notorious nutcase. From lobbing darts at teammates to burning his own house down, the striker wreaks havoc wherever he goes. But you haven't heard it all. Buckle in for the full manic story of Mario Balotelli… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Mario Balotelli was the Premier League’s most notorious nutcase.


From lobbing darts at teammates to burning his own house down, the striker wreaks havoc wherever he goes.


But you haven't heard it all.


Buckle in for the full manic story of Mario Balotelli…

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]]> 3453 yes Extra Shot: porn star keepers and that Sadio Mane rumour https://shows.acast.com/the-upshot-1/episodes/65cdd342daf7f90016fa6ff4 Welcome to Extra Shot, our new Thursday show where we discuss the funniest stories in sport this week. On the pod this week: footballers dragged into the Epstein scandal the real reason James Rodriguez quit Qatar, and *that* Sadio Mane rumour… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Thu, 11 Jan 2024 05:00:00 -0000 Extra Shot: porn star keepers and that Sadio Mane rumour full The Upshot Welcome to our new Thursday show where we discuss the funniest stories in sport this week. Welcome to Extra Shot, our new Thursday show where we discuss the funniest stories in sport this week. On the pod this week: footballers dragged into the Epstein scandal the real reason James Rodriguez quit Qatar, and *that* Sadio Mane rumour… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Welcome to Extra Shot, our new Thursday show where we discuss the funniest stories in sport this week.


On the pod this week: footballers dragged into the Epstein scandal the real reason James Rodriguez quit Qatar, and *that* Sadio Mane rumour…

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]]> 1762 yes Crack pipes and grave robbing: snooker’s golden age https://shows.acast.com/the-upshot-1/episodes/65cdd342daf7f90016fa6ff5 These days, snooker crowds are full of dozing pensioners nibbling corned beef sandwiches. But the sport was once a hotbed of booze, crack pipes and shagging. From foursomes with fans to benders with the Rolling Stones, meet the bad boys of snooker… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Tue, 09 Jan 2024 05:00:00 -0000 Crack pipes and grave robbing: snooker’s golden age full The Upshot From foursomes with fans to benders with the Rolling Stones, meet the bad boys of snooker… These days, snooker crowds are full of dozing pensioners nibbling corned beef sandwiches. But the sport was once a hotbed of booze, crack pipes and shagging. From foursomes with fans to benders with the Rolling Stones, meet the bad boys of snooker… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices These days, snooker crowds are full of dozing pensioners nibbling corned beef sandwiches.

But the sport was once a hotbed of booze, crack pipes and shagging.

From foursomes with fans to benders with the Rolling Stones, meet the bad boys of snooker…

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]]> 3645 yes Diego Maradona and Napoli: mafia pacts and benders at the Vatican https://shows.acast.com/the-upshot-1/episodes/65cdd342daf7f90016fa6ff6 Diego Maradona and Napoli: it was football's wildest romance. A head-spinning cocktail of devotion, chaos and glory - plus enough drugs to kill a horse. From prosthetic penises to doing coke in the Pope's bathroom, this is the story of Diego in Naples… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Wed, 03 Jan 2024 05:00:00 -0000 Diego Maradona and Napoli: mafia pacts and benders at the Vatican full The Upshot From benders at the Vatican to binges with the mafia, this is the story of football’s wildest romance… Diego Maradona and Napoli: it was football's wildest romance. A head-spinning cocktail of devotion, chaos and glory - plus enough drugs to kill a horse. From prosthetic penises to doing coke in the Pope's bathroom, this is the story of Diego in Naples… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Diego Maradona and Napoli: it was football's wildest romance.


A head-spinning cocktail of devotion, chaos and glory - plus enough drugs to kill a horse.


From prosthetic penises to doing coke in the Pope's bathroom, this is the story of Diego in Naples…

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]]> 3161 yes Unhinged ultras and car chases: the wildest stories of 2023 https://shows.acast.com/the-upshot-1/episodes/65cdd342daf7f90016fa6ff7 Cocaine-fuelled car chases. Ultras invading orgies. And Kyle Walker waving his willy around a Manchester bar. It’s been a wild year in the world of sport.  And today we celebrate all of it, with our annual awards ceremony: the Shotties… If you’re enjoying the pod, please answer this quick survey to help us improve. It’s all multiple choice and takes 30 seconds: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSe4IEGuJLGn8V0TvfEXY2hjVr-oC2bRgsiWY3fLS7jWzfveXQ/viewform?usp=sf_link Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Wed, 27 Dec 2023 05:00:00 -0000 Unhinged ultras and car chases: the wildest stories of 2023 full The Upshot It’s been a wild year in the world of sport. And today we celebrate all of it, with our annual awards ceremony: the Shotties… Cocaine-fuelled car chases. Ultras invading orgies. And Kyle Walker waving his willy around a Manchester bar. It’s been a wild year in the world of sport.  And today we celebrate all of it, with our annual awards ceremony: the Shotties… If you’re enjoying the pod, please answer this quick survey to help us improve. It’s all multiple choice and takes 30 seconds: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSe4IEGuJLGn8V0TvfEXY2hjVr-oC2bRgsiWY3fLS7jWzfveXQ/viewform?usp=sf_link Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Cocaine-fuelled car chases. Ultras invading orgies. And Kyle Walker waving his willy around a Manchester bar.


It’s been a wild year in the world of sport. 


And today we celebrate all of it, with our annual awards ceremony: the Shotties…


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]]> 2681 yes Steve Bruce: The No.1 Geordies’ Detective Agency https://shows.acast.com/the-upshot-1/episodes/65cdd342daf7f90016fa6ff8 He fights gangs, pens murder mysteries and once served a stint in the slammer. Steve Bruce is not who you think he is. From con tricks to cabbage crimes, this is his story… For more tales of sporting scandal, join 100,000+ subscribers who get our free weekly email:  https://www.upshot.email/subscribe?utm_source=podcast&utm_medium=poddescription Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Wed, 20 Dec 2023 05:00:00 -0000 Steve Bruce: The No.1 Geordies’ Detective Agency full The Upshot From stints in the slammer to penning murder mystery novels, meet the Prem’s most misunderstood manager… He fights gangs, pens murder mysteries and once served a stint in the slammer. Steve Bruce is not who you think he is. From con tricks to cabbage crimes, this is his story… For more tales of sporting scandal, join 100,000+ subscribers who get our free weekly email:  https://www.upshot.email/subscribe?utm_source=podcast&utm_medium=poddescription Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices He fights gangs, pens murder mysteries and once served a stint in the slammer.

Steve Bruce is not who you think he is.

From con tricks to cabbage crimes, this is his story…

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]]> 3300 yes Joey Barton: This Charmless Man https://shows.acast.com/the-upshot-1/episodes/65cdd342daf7f90016fa6ff9 Joey Barton is fucking mental. He punches children, quotes Nietzsche, and once sunk his teeth into his own club captain. And that’s just the tame stuff. From cigars in eyes to zoo animals on the loose, this is the story of the Premier League’s biggest wrong’un… For more tales of sporting scandal, join 100,000+ subscribers who get our free weekly email:  https://www.upshot.email/subscribe?utm_source=podcast&utm_medium=poddescription Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Wed, 13 Dec 2023 05:00:00 -0000 Joey Barton: This Charmless Man full The Upshot Joey Barton is fucking mental. From cigars in eyes to zoo animals on the loose, this is the story of the Premier League’s biggest wrong’un… Joey Barton is fucking mental. He punches children, quotes Nietzsche, and once sunk his teeth into his own club captain. And that’s just the tame stuff. From cigars in eyes to zoo animals on the loose, this is the story of the Premier League’s biggest wrong’un… For more tales of sporting scandal, join 100,000+ subscribers who get our free weekly email:  https://www.upshot.email/subscribe?utm_source=podcast&utm_medium=poddescription Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Joey Barton is fucking mental.


He punches children, quotes Nietzsche, and once sunk his teeth into his own club captain. And that’s just the tame stuff.


From cigars in eyes to zoo animals on the loose, this is the story of the Premier League’s biggest wrong’un…


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]]> 3461 yes Crazy Gang: how to win cups and traumatise people https://shows.acast.com/the-upshot-1/episodes/65cdd342daf7f90016fa6ffa It was football’s wildest fairytale: in ten years ramshackle Wimbledon went from non-league to the top flight and FA Cup glory. But that’s only half the story. Vinnie Jones, John Fashanu and co were a bunch of absolute animals. They torched cars, held press conferences naked, and hospitalised each other with dressing room beatings. This is the story of the Crazy Gang… For more tales of sporting scandal, join 100,000+ subscribers who get our free weekly email:  https://www.upshot.email/subscribe?utm_source=podcast&utm_medium=poddescription Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Wed, 06 Dec 2023 05:00:00 -0000 Crazy Gang: how to win cups and traumatise people full The Upshot They torched cars, held press conferences naked, and hospitalised each other with dressing room beatings. This is the story of the Crazy Gang… It was football’s wildest fairytale: in ten years ramshackle Wimbledon went from non-league to the top flight and FA Cup glory. But that’s only half the story. Vinnie Jones, John Fashanu and co were a bunch of absolute animals. They torched cars, held press conferences naked, and hospitalised each other with dressing room beatings. This is the story of the Crazy Gang… For more tales of sporting scandal, join 100,000+ subscribers who get our free weekly email:  https://www.upshot.email/subscribe?utm_source=podcast&utm_medium=poddescription Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices It was football’s wildest fairytale: in ten years ramshackle Wimbledon went from non-league to the top flight and FA Cup glory.

But that’s only half the story. Vinnie Jones, John Fashanu and co were a bunch of absolute animals.

They torched cars, held press conferences naked, and hospitalised each other with dressing room beatings.

This is the story of the Crazy Gang…

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]]> 3323 yes Galácticos: Real Madrid’s sesh-head superstars https://shows.acast.com/the-upshot-1/episodes/65cdd342daf7f90016fa6ffb The year is 1999 - Real Madrid are at war. Legendary striker Raul brands the dressing room “a cesspit of lies, treachery and whispers”. Something has to change... From murderous hitmen to pigs heads on the pitch, this is the story of the Galacticos… For more tales of sporting scandal, join 100,000+ subscribers who get our free weekly email:  https://www.upshot.email/subscribe?utm_source=podcast&utm_medium=poddescription Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Wed, 29 Nov 2023 05:00:00 -0000 Galácticos: Real Madrid’s sesh-head superstars full The Upshot Hitmen, pigs’ heads and benders with Beckham, this is the story of the Galacticos… The year is 1999 - Real Madrid are at war. Legendary striker Raul brands the dressing room “a cesspit of lies, treachery and whispers”. Something has to change... From murderous hitmen to pigs heads on the pitch, this is the story of the Galacticos… For more tales of sporting scandal, join 100,000+ subscribers who get our free weekly email:  https://www.upshot.email/subscribe?utm_source=podcast&utm_medium=poddescription Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices The year is 1999 - Real Madrid are at war.

Legendary striker Raul brands the dressing room “a cesspit of lies, treachery and whispers”.

Something has to change...

From murderous hitmen to pigs heads on the pitch, this is the story of the Galacticos…

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]]> 3210 yes Erling Haaland: I eat the heart and liver (with Lars Sivertsen) https://shows.acast.com/the-upshot-1/episodes/65cdd342daf7f90016fa6ffc Erling Haaland isn’t like other humans. He gorges on chicken livers, raps about world peace, and wakes up to the Champions League anthem. Every day. As the Robo-Viking smashes every record under the sun, we’re joined by Haaland expert Lars Sivertsen to explore the weird world of Erling Haaland… If you’re enjoying The Upshot podcast, please share it with your friends. It really helps us grow. For more tales of sporting scandal, join 100,000+ subscribers who get our free weekly email:  https://www.upshot.email/subscribe?utm_source=podcast&utm_medium=poddescription Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Wed, 22 Nov 2023 05:00:00 -0000 Erling Haaland: I eat the heart and liver (with Lars Sivertsen) full The Upshot We’re joined by Haaland expert Lars Sivertsen to explore the weird world of Erling Haaland… Erling Haaland isn’t like other humans. He gorges on chicken livers, raps about world peace, and wakes up to the Champions League anthem. Every day. As the Robo-Viking smashes every record under the sun, we’re joined by Haaland expert Lars Sivertsen to explore the weird world of Erling Haaland… If you’re enjoying The Upshot podcast, please share it with your friends. It really helps us grow. For more tales of sporting scandal, join 100,000+ subscribers who get our free weekly email:  https://www.upshot.email/subscribe?utm_source=podcast&utm_medium=poddescription Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Erling Haaland isn’t like other humans.

He gorges on chicken livers, raps about world peace, and wakes up to the Champions League anthem. Every day.

As the Robo-Viking smashes every record under the sun, we’re joined by Haaland expert Lars Sivertsen to explore the weird world of Erling Haaland…

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]]> 2968 yes Ian Botham: weed, wickets and waitresses (with Dom Joly) https://shows.acast.com/the-upshot-1/episodes/65cdd342daf7f90016fa6ffd Trigger Happy TV creator Dom Joly joins us to discuss a tabloid sensation who smoked weed, punched coppers and made magic on the pitch. From drug scandals to accidental dick pics, this is Beefy’s story… If you’re enjoying The Upshot podcast, please share it with your friends. It really helps us grow. And for more tales of sporting scandal, join 100,000+ subscribers who get our free weekly email:  https://www.upshot.email/subscribe?utm_source=podcast&utm_medium=poddescription Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Wed, 15 Nov 2023 05:00:00 -0000 Ian Botham: weed, wickets and waitresses (with Dom Joly) full The Upshot We’re joined by Trigger Happy TV creator Dom Joly to discuss a tabloid sensation who survived drug scandals and social media mishaps to make magic on the pitch. Trigger Happy TV creator Dom Joly joins us to discuss a tabloid sensation who smoked weed, punched coppers and made magic on the pitch. From drug scandals to accidental dick pics, this is Beefy’s story… If you’re enjoying The Upshot podcast, please share it with your friends. It really helps us grow. And for more tales of sporting scandal, join 100,000+ subscribers who get our free weekly email:  https://www.upshot.email/subscribe?utm_source=podcast&utm_medium=poddescription Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Trigger Happy TV creator Dom Joly joins us to discuss a tabloid sensation who smoked weed, punched coppers and made magic on the pitch.

From drug scandals to accidental dick pics, this is Beefy’s story…

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]]> 3224 yes Roy Keane: shove it up your bollocks https://shows.acast.com/the-upshot-1/episodes/65cdd342daf7f90016fa6ffe Everyone knows Roy Keane is a mad bastard. The United legend humiliated teammates, knocked out opponents and scrapped with his own manager. But there’s more. So much more. From drunken headbutts to kung fu kicks in the dressing room, this is his story… For more tales of sporting scandal, join 100,000+ subscribers who get our free weekly email:  https://www.upshot.email/subscribe?utm_source=podcast&utm_medium=poddescription Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Wed, 08 Nov 2023 05:00:00 -0000 Roy Keane: shove it up your bollocks full The Upshot Everyone knows Roy Keane is a mad bastard. The United legend humiliated teammates, knocked out opponents and scrapped with his own manager. But there’s more. So much more. Everyone knows Roy Keane is a mad bastard. The United legend humiliated teammates, knocked out opponents and scrapped with his own manager. But there’s more. So much more. From drunken headbutts to kung fu kicks in the dressing room, this is his story… For more tales of sporting scandal, join 100,000+ subscribers who get our free weekly email:  https://www.upshot.email/subscribe?utm_source=podcast&utm_medium=poddescription Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Everyone knows Roy Keane is a mad bastard.

The United legend humiliated teammates, knocked out opponents and scrapped with his own manager.

But there’s more. So much more.

From drunken headbutts to kung fu kicks in the dressing room, this is his story…

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]]> 3312 yes Adrian Mutu: all the gear but no idea https://shows.acast.com/the-upshot-1/episodes/65cdd342daf7f90016fa6fff You might remember Adrian Mutu as a promising Chelsea striker with a taste for cocaine. But Class As weren’t his only vice. From high speed car chases to drinking a porn star's blood, meet the Bad Boy of Bucharest… Jack (http://www.twitter.com/jackrivlin) and Zach (http://www.twitter.com/zachary_sl) are joined by JP Lockwood (http://www.twitter.com/jplockwood) to discuss the cokey Chelsea striker. For more tales of sporting scandal, join 100,000+ subscribers who get our free weekly email: https://www.upshot.email/subscribe?utm_source=podcast&utm_medium=poddescription Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Wed, 01 Nov 2023 05:00:00 -0000 Adrian Mutu: all the gear but no idea full The Upshot From high speed car chases to drinking a porn star's blood, meet the Bad Boy of Bucharest… You might remember Adrian Mutu as a promising Chelsea striker with a taste for cocaine. But Class As weren’t his only vice. From high speed car chases to drinking a porn star's blood, meet the Bad Boy of Bucharest… Jack (http://www.twitter.com/jackrivlin) and Zach (http://www.twitter.com/zachary_sl) are joined by JP Lockwood (http://www.twitter.com/jplockwood) to discuss the cokey Chelsea striker. For more tales of sporting scandal, join 100,000+ subscribers who get our free weekly email: https://www.upshot.email/subscribe?utm_source=podcast&utm_medium=poddescription Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices You might remember Adrian Mutu as a promising Chelsea striker with a taste for cocaine.

But Class As weren’t his only vice.

From high speed car chases to drinking a porn star's blood, meet the Bad Boy of Bucharest…

Jack (http://www.twitter.com/jackrivlin) and Zach (http://www.twitter.com/zachary_sl) are joined by JP Lockwood (http://www.twitter.com/jplockwood) to discuss the cokey Chelsea striker.

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]]> 2973 yes Serie A stalkers and rugby-playing cannibals: a Halloween special https://shows.acast.com/the-upshot-1/episodes/65cdd342daf7f90016fa7000 Rugby playing cannibals. Stalkers in Serie A. Ghostly visitations from the late George Best. As Halloween draws near, we’ve braved the haunted crypts of Upshot Towers, digging up a selection of macabre, gruesome and terrifying tales. Gather round, children, for the scariest stories in sport… For more tales of sporting scandal, join 100,000+ subscribers who get our free weekly email:  https://www.upshot.email/subscribe?utm_source=podcast&utm_medium=poddescription Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Wed, 25 Oct 2023 04:00:00 -0000 Serie A stalkers and rugby-playing cannibals: a Halloween special full The Upshot As Halloween draws near, we’ve braved the haunted crypts of Upshot Towers, digging up a selection of macabre, gruesome and terrifying tales. Rugby playing cannibals. Stalkers in Serie A. Ghostly visitations from the late George Best. As Halloween draws near, we’ve braved the haunted crypts of Upshot Towers, digging up a selection of macabre, gruesome and terrifying tales. Gather round, children, for the scariest stories in sport… For more tales of sporting scandal, join 100,000+ subscribers who get our free weekly email:  https://www.upshot.email/subscribe?utm_source=podcast&utm_medium=poddescription Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Rugby playing cannibals. Stalkers in Serie A. Ghostly visitations from the late George Best.

As Halloween draws near, we’ve braved the haunted crypts of Upshot Towers, digging up a selection of macabre, gruesome and terrifying tales.

Gather round, children, for the scariest stories in sport…

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]]> 2889 yes David Beckham: the stories Netflix won’t tell you https://shows.acast.com/the-upshot-1/episodes/65cdd342daf7f90016fa7001 With his good looks, magic right boot and penchant for queueing, David Beckham is a national treasure. But you didn’t tune in to hear about all that, did you? From knobbing his PA to the “stag do of the millennium”, meet the real David Beckham… For more tales of sporting scandal, join 100,000+ subscribers who get our free weekly email:  https://www.upshot.email/subscribe?utm_source=podcast&utm_medium=poddescription Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Wed, 18 Oct 2023 04:00:00 -0000 David Beckham: the stories Netflix won’t tell you full The Upshot From knobbing his PA to the “stag do of the millennium”, meet the real David Beckham… With his good looks, magic right boot and penchant for queueing, David Beckham is a national treasure. But you didn’t tune in to hear about all that, did you? From knobbing his PA to the “stag do of the millennium”, meet the real David Beckham… For more tales of sporting scandal, join 100,000+ subscribers who get our free weekly email:  https://www.upshot.email/subscribe?utm_source=podcast&utm_medium=poddescription Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices With his good looks, magic right boot and penchant for queueing, David Beckham is a national treasure.

But you didn’t tune in to hear about all that, did you?

From knobbing his PA to the “stag do of the millennium”, meet the real David Beckham…

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]]> 3433 yes Sacre Bleu! French football’s strange and sordid decade https://shows.acast.com/the-upshot-1/episodes/65cdd342daf7f90016fa7002 Masked hitmen. Sex tape blackmail. Organ harvesting allegations. It’s been an incredibly weird, sexually charged, and occasionally glorious decade for French football.  We’re joined by ESPN’s Julien Laurens as we dive into Les Bleus' sinister sexual psychodrama... For more tales of sporting scandal, join 100,000+ subscribers who get our free weekly email:  https://www.upshot.email/subscribe?utm_source=podcast&utm_medium=poddescription Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Wed, 11 Oct 2023 04:00:00 -0000 Sacre Bleu! French football’s strange and sordid decade full The Upshot Welcome to an incredibly weird, sexually charged, and occasionally glorious decade for French football. Masked hitmen. Sex tape blackmail. Organ harvesting allegations. It’s been an incredibly weird, sexually charged, and occasionally glorious decade for French football.  We’re joined by ESPN’s Julien Laurens as we dive into Les Bleus' sinister sexual psychodrama... For more tales of sporting scandal, join 100,000+ subscribers who get our free weekly email:  https://www.upshot.email/subscribe?utm_source=podcast&utm_medium=poddescription Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Masked hitmen. Sex tape blackmail. Organ harvesting allegations.

It’s been an incredibly weird, sexually charged, and occasionally glorious decade for French football. 

We’re joined by ESPN’s Julien Laurens as we dive into Les Bleus' sinister sexual psychodrama...

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]]> 3519 yes Mike Ashley: Sports Direct’s biggest mug https://shows.acast.com/the-upshot-1/episodes/65cdd342daf7f90016fa7003 Mike Ashley's Newcastle reign was a disaster for fans, and behind the scenes it was booze-soaked chaos.  The giant mug magnate enjoyed 14 years of drunken mayhem at St James Park.  From puking in fireplaces to stripping at staff parties, welcome to Big Mike's decade on the Toon… For more tales of sporting scandal, join 100,000+ subscribers who get our free weekly email:  https://www.upshot.email/subscribe?utm_source=podcast&utm_medium=poddescription Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Wed, 04 Oct 2023 04:00:00 -0000 Mike Ashley: Sports Direct’s biggest mug full The Upshot From puking in fireplaces to stripping at staff parties, Mike Ashley’s Newcastle reign was a booze-soaked disaster Mike Ashley's Newcastle reign was a disaster for fans, and behind the scenes it was booze-soaked chaos.  The giant mug magnate enjoyed 14 years of drunken mayhem at St James Park.  From puking in fireplaces to stripping at staff parties, welcome to Big Mike's decade on the Toon… For more tales of sporting scandal, join 100,000+ subscribers who get our free weekly email:  https://www.upshot.email/subscribe?utm_source=podcast&utm_medium=poddescription Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Mike Ashley's Newcastle reign was a disaster for fans, and behind the scenes it was booze-soaked chaos. 

The giant mug magnate enjoyed 14 years of drunken mayhem at St James Park. 

From puking in fireplaces to stripping at staff parties, welcome to Big Mike's decade on the Toon…


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]]> 2855 yes Tiger Woods: Get in the hole! https://shows.acast.com/the-upshot-1/episodes/65cdd342daf7f90016fa7004 Drug-fuelled car crashes. 121 mistresses. Shagging the next door neighbour's daughter. No one does scandals like Tiger Woods. But if you think you know the full story, think again. Buckle in for the sordid tale of a golfer gone wild… For more tales of sporting scandal, join 100,000+ subscribers who get our free weekly email: https://www.upshot.email/subscribe?utm_source=podcast&utm_medium=poddescription And get a rundown of the week’s funniest stories and clips on our YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@UpshotTowers/videos?view=0&sort=dd&shelf_id=0 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Wed, 27 Sep 2023 04:00:00 -0000 Tiger Woods: Get in the hole! full The Upshot Drug-fuelled car crashes. 121 mistresses. Shagging the next door neighbour's daughter. No one does scandals like Tiger Woods. Drug-fuelled car crashes. 121 mistresses. Shagging the next door neighbour's daughter. No one does scandals like Tiger Woods. But if you think you know the full story, think again. Buckle in for the sordid tale of a golfer gone wild… For more tales of sporting scandal, join 100,000+ subscribers who get our free weekly email: https://www.upshot.email/subscribe?utm_source=podcast&utm_medium=poddescription And get a rundown of the week’s funniest stories and clips on our YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@UpshotTowers/videos?view=0&sort=dd&shelf_id=0 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Drug-fuelled car crashes. 121 mistresses. Shagging the next door neighbour's daughter.

No one does scandals like Tiger Woods.

But if you think you know the full story, think again. Buckle in for the sordid tale of a golfer gone wild…

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]]> 3255 yes Neil Warnock: he’d fookin’ die for you lot https://shows.acast.com/the-upshot-1/episodes/65cdd342daf7f90016fa7005 They don't make managers like Neil Warnock anymore.  He gave team talks naked, cut his players' toe nails and picked the team based on his wife's dreams.  So by all means enjoy this podcast, but "enjoy it by being fucking disciplined"... For more tales of sport’s most colourful characters, join 100,000+ subscribers who get our free weekly email: https://www.upshot.email/subscribe?utm_source=podcast&utm_medium=poddescription Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Wed, 20 Sep 2023 04:00:00 -0000 Neil Warnock: he’d fookin’ die for you lot full The Upshot They don't make managers like Neil Warnock anymore. He gave team talks naked, cut his players' toe nails and picked the team based on his wife's dreams. They don't make managers like Neil Warnock anymore.  He gave team talks naked, cut his players' toe nails and picked the team based on his wife's dreams.  So by all means enjoy this podcast, but "enjoy it by being fucking disciplined"... For more tales of sport’s most colourful characters, join 100,000+ subscribers who get our free weekly email: https://www.upshot.email/subscribe?utm_source=podcast&utm_medium=poddescription Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices They don't make managers like Neil Warnock anymore. 

He gave team talks naked, cut his players' toe nails and picked the team based on his wife's dreams. 

So by all means enjoy this podcast, but "enjoy it by being fucking disciplined"...

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]]> 3187 yes Wayne Rooney: the gran, the myth, the legend https://shows.acast.com/the-upshot-1/episodes/65cdd342daf7f90016fa7006 When Wayne Rooney burst onto the scene in 2002, there was only one nagging doubt. Would he have the sordid private life to match his undeniable footballing genius? It didn’t take long for him to deliver. From PVC grannies to spiking his teammates with Viagra, welcome to the wild world of Wazza… For more tales about sport’s most colourful characters, join 100,000+ subscribers who get our free weekly email:  https://www.upshot.email/subscribe?utm_source=podcast&utm_medium=poddescription Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Tue, 12 Sep 2023 23:00:00 -0000 Wayne Rooney: the gran, the myth, the legend full The Upshot From PVC grannies to spiking his teammates with Viagra, welcome to the wild world of Wazza… When Wayne Rooney burst onto the scene in 2002, there was only one nagging doubt. Would he have the sordid private life to match his undeniable footballing genius? It didn’t take long for him to deliver. From PVC grannies to spiking his teammates with Viagra, welcome to the wild world of Wazza… For more tales about sport’s most colourful characters, join 100,000+ subscribers who get our free weekly email:  https://www.upshot.email/subscribe?utm_source=podcast&utm_medium=poddescription Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices When Wayne Rooney burst onto the scene in 2002, there was only one nagging doubt.

Would he have the sordid private life to match his undeniable footballing genius?

It didn’t take long for him to deliver.

From PVC grannies to spiking his teammates with Viagra, welcome to the wild world of Wazza…

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]]> 2760 yes Rugby’s biggest reprobates: drink, drugs and “disgusting forfeits” https://shows.acast.com/the-upshot-1/episodes/65cdd342daf7f90016fa7007 If you like to think rugby is a civilised sport played by gentlemen, stop reading now.  From dealing drugs to defecating on dancefloors, the sport is filled with absolute wrong uns. As the World Cup kicks off, meet rugby's rowdiest reprobates… For more tales of sporting scandal, join 100,000+ subscribers who get our free weekly email: https://www.upshot.email/subscribe?utm_source=podcast&utm_medium=poddescription Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Wed, 06 Sep 2023 04:00:00 -0000 Rugby’s biggest reprobates: drink, drugs and “disgusting forfeits” full The Upshot From dealing drugs to defecating on dancefloors, rugby union is filled with absolute wrong uns. If you like to think rugby is a civilised sport played by gentlemen, stop reading now.  From dealing drugs to defecating on dancefloors, the sport is filled with absolute wrong uns. As the World Cup kicks off, meet rugby's rowdiest reprobates… For more tales of sporting scandal, join 100,000+ subscribers who get our free weekly email: https://www.upshot.email/subscribe?utm_source=podcast&utm_medium=poddescription Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices If you like to think rugby is a civilised sport played by gentlemen, stop reading now. 

From dealing drugs to defecating on dancefloors, the sport is filled with absolute wrong uns.

As the World Cup kicks off, meet rugby's rowdiest reprobates…

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]]> 3490 yes Mauro and Wanda Icardi: football’s wildest romance https://shows.acast.com/the-upshot-1/episodes/65cdd342daf7f90016fa7008 From human trafficking charges to arson, Mauro Icardi's love life has thrown up some ludicrous drama.  The former PSG striker and his wife Wanda are the stars of football’s most chaotic marriage.  This is their story… For more tales from sport’s most colourful characters, join 100,000+ subscribers who get our free weekly email:  https://www.upshot.email/subscribe?utm_source=podcast&utm_medium=poddescription Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Wed, 30 Aug 2023 04:00:00 -0000 Mauro and Wanda Icardi: football’s wildest romance full The Upshot Welcome to football’s most chaotic marriage… From human trafficking charges to arson, Mauro Icardi's love life has thrown up some ludicrous drama.  The former PSG striker and his wife Wanda are the stars of football’s most chaotic marriage.  This is their story… For more tales from sport’s most colourful characters, join 100,000+ subscribers who get our free weekly email:  https://www.upshot.email/subscribe?utm_source=podcast&utm_medium=poddescription Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices From human trafficking charges to arson, Mauro Icardi's love life has thrown up some ludicrous drama. 

The former PSG striker and his wife Wanda are the stars of football’s most chaotic marriage. 

This is their story…

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]]> 3098 yes Michael Owen: England's weirdo wonderkid https://shows.acast.com/the-upshot-1/episodes/65cdd342daf7f90016fa7009 For a bloke who won the Ballon d'Or and lit up the World Cup, Michael Owen's life is comically dull.  The England legend has never tasted tea or coffee, and his mum managed his bank account until he was 38.  This is the story of England's weirdo wonderkid… For more tales from sport’s most colourful characters, join 100,000+ subscribers who get our free weekly email:  https://www.upshot.email/subscribe?utm_source=podcast&utm_medium=poddescription Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Wed, 23 Aug 2023 04:00:00 -0000 Michael Owen: England's weirdo wonderkid full The Upshot For a bloke who won the Ballon d'Or and lit up the World Cup, Michael Owen's life is comically dull. For a bloke who won the Ballon d'Or and lit up the World Cup, Michael Owen's life is comically dull.  The England legend has never tasted tea or coffee, and his mum managed his bank account until he was 38.  This is the story of England's weirdo wonderkid… For more tales from sport’s most colourful characters, join 100,000+ subscribers who get our free weekly email:  https://www.upshot.email/subscribe?utm_source=podcast&utm_medium=poddescription Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices For a bloke who won the Ballon d'Or and lit up the World Cup, Michael Owen's life is comically dull. 

The England legend has never tasted tea or coffee, and his mum managed his bank account until he was 38. 

This is the story of England's weirdo wonderkid…

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]]> 3019 yes Ronaldinho: Parties, prison and polygamy https://shows.acast.com/the-upshot-1/episodes/65cdd342daf7f90016fa700a In the mid 2000s Ronaldinho was the king of football... and an absolute shagger.  But the madcap world of the buck-toothed genius was about to come crashing down.  From four-way relationships to stints in the slammer, buckle in for the scintillating saga of Brazil’s sesh-head superstar… For more tales from sport’s most colourful characters, join 100,000+ subscribers who get our free weekly email:  https://www.upshot.email/subscribe?utm_source=podcast&utm_medium=poddescription Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Wed, 16 Aug 2023 05:00:00 -0000 Ronaldinho: Parties, prison and polygamy full The Upshot From four-way relationships to stints in the slammer, buckle in for the scintillating saga of Brazil’s sesh-head superstar… In the mid 2000s Ronaldinho was the king of football... and an absolute shagger.  But the madcap world of the buck-toothed genius was about to come crashing down.  From four-way relationships to stints in the slammer, buckle in for the scintillating saga of Brazil’s sesh-head superstar… For more tales from sport’s most colourful characters, join 100,000+ subscribers who get our free weekly email:  https://www.upshot.email/subscribe?utm_source=podcast&utm_medium=poddescription Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices In the mid 2000s Ronaldinho was the king of football... and an absolute shagger. 

But the madcap world of the buck-toothed genius was about to come crashing down. 

From four-way relationships to stints in the slammer, buckle in for the scintillating saga of Brazil’s sesh-head superstar…

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]]> 2904 yes Biggest wrong'uns of the 2023/24 Premier League season https://shows.acast.com/the-upshot-1/episodes/65cdd342daf7f90016fa700b The Premier League doesn’t just specialise in high quality football and obscene sums of cash - it does a lovely side business in scandals too. Ahead of the new season, we’ve picked out the biggest rogues, shaggers and miscellaneous comedy characters.. From cat kickers to willy wavers, this is the 2023/24 wrong’uns XI… For more tales from sport’s most colourful characters, join 100,000+ subscribers who get our free weekly email:  https://www.upshot.email/subscribe?utm_source=podcast&utm_medium=poddescription Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Wed, 09 Aug 2023 05:00:00 -0000 Biggest wrong'uns of the 2023/24 Premier League season full The Upshot Ahead of the new season, we’ve picked out the biggest rogues, shaggers and miscellaneous comedy characters to look out for The Premier League doesn’t just specialise in high quality football and obscene sums of cash - it does a lovely side business in scandals too. Ahead of the new season, we’ve picked out the biggest rogues, shaggers and miscellaneous comedy characters.. From cat kickers to willy wavers, this is the 2023/24 wrong’uns XI… For more tales from sport’s most colourful characters, join 100,000+ subscribers who get our free weekly email:  https://www.upshot.email/subscribe?utm_source=podcast&utm_medium=poddescription Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices The Premier League doesn’t just specialise in high quality football and obscene sums of cash - it does a lovely side business in scandals too.

Ahead of the new season, we’ve picked out the biggest rogues, shaggers and miscellaneous comedy characters..

From cat kickers to willy wavers, this is the 2023/24 wrong’uns XI…

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]]> 3057 yes Shane Warne: Spin, sex and suspicious partners https://shows.acast.com/the-upshot-1/episodes/65cdd342daf7f90016fa700c Shane Warne wasn't like other sportsmen.  A sex-mad cricketing genius, he once summed up his life: "I smoked, I drank, and I bowled a bit of leg spin. I don't have any regrets."  From sexting scandals to lasagne sandwiches, welcome to Warnie's World… For more tales from sport’s most colourful characters, join 100,000+ subscribers who get our free weekly email:  https://www.upshot.email/subscribe?utm_source=podcast&utm_medium=poddescription Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Wed, 02 Aug 2023 05:00:00 -0000 Shane Warne: Spin, sex and suspicious partners full The Upshot From sexting scandals to lasagne sandwiches, welcome to Warnie’s wild world… Shane Warne wasn't like other sportsmen.  A sex-mad cricketing genius, he once summed up his life: "I smoked, I drank, and I bowled a bit of leg spin. I don't have any regrets."  From sexting scandals to lasagne sandwiches, welcome to Warnie's World… For more tales from sport’s most colourful characters, join 100,000+ subscribers who get our free weekly email:  https://www.upshot.email/subscribe?utm_source=podcast&utm_medium=poddescription Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Shane Warne wasn't like other sportsmen. 

A sex-mad cricketing genius, he once summed up his life: "I smoked, I drank, and I bowled a bit of leg spin. I don't have any regrets." 

From sexting scandals to lasagne sandwiches, welcome to Warnie's World…

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]]> 2587 yes Nicklas Bendtner: Boob job blackmail and bedding Baronesses https://shows.acast.com/the-upshot-1/episodes/65cdd342daf7f90016fa700d You might remember Nicklas Bendtner as a misfiring Arsenal striker with godawful tattoos.  But what he lacked in goals, he made up for in scintillating off-field scandal.  From bedding baronesses to boob job blackmail, welcome to the ludicrous life of Lord Bendtner… For more tales of footballing drama, try our free weekly email, spilling the funniest stories in sport to 100,000 subscribers: https://www.upshot.email/subscribe?utm_source=podcast&utm_medium=poddescription Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Wed, 26 Jul 2023 05:00:00 -0000 Nicklas Bendtner: Boob job blackmail and bedding Baronesses full The Upshot From bedding baronesses to boob job blackmail, welcome to the ludicrous life of Lord Bendtner... You might remember Nicklas Bendtner as a misfiring Arsenal striker with godawful tattoos.  But what he lacked in goals, he made up for in scintillating off-field scandal.  From bedding baronesses to boob job blackmail, welcome to the ludicrous life of Lord Bendtner… For more tales of footballing drama, try our free weekly email, spilling the funniest stories in sport to 100,000 subscribers: https://www.upshot.email/subscribe?utm_source=podcast&utm_medium=poddescription Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices You might remember Nicklas Bendtner as a misfiring Arsenal striker with godawful tattoos. 

But what he lacked in goals, he made up for in scintillating off-field scandal. 

From bedding baronesses to boob job blackmail, welcome to the ludicrous life of Lord Bendtner…

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]]> 2815 yes Chelsea’s season from hell: Blunders, bust-ups and Boehly https://shows.acast.com/the-upshot-1/episodes/65cdd342daf7f90016fa700e When Roman Abramovich sold Chelsea, the fans feared the worst.  And it turns out they were right! Todd Boehly's first season in charge has been an absolute shitshow.  From macho death grips to mysterious off-field scandals, this is the story of Chelsea's season from hell… For more tales of footballing scandal, try our free weekly email, spilling the funniest stories in sport to 100,000 subscribers: https://www.upshot.email/subscribe?utm_source=podcast&utm_medium=poddescription Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Wed, 19 Jul 2023 05:00:00 -0000 Chelsea’s season from hell: Blunders, bust-ups and Boehly full The Upshot From macho death grips to mysterious off-field scandals, Todd Boehly's first season in charge was an absolute shambles. When Roman Abramovich sold Chelsea, the fans feared the worst.  And it turns out they were right! Todd Boehly's first season in charge has been an absolute shitshow.  From macho death grips to mysterious off-field scandals, this is the story of Chelsea's season from hell… For more tales of footballing scandal, try our free weekly email, spilling the funniest stories in sport to 100,000 subscribers: https://www.upshot.email/subscribe?utm_source=podcast&utm_medium=poddescription Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices When Roman Abramovich sold Chelsea, the fans feared the worst. 

And it turns out they were right! Todd Boehly's first season in charge has been an absolute shitshow. 

From macho death grips to mysterious off-field scandals, this is the story of Chelsea's season from hell…

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]]> 2793 yes The scandalous saga of Jermaine Pennant https://shows.acast.com/the-upshot-1/episodes/65cdd342daf7f90016fa700f Ankle tags. Threesomes with Ashley Cole. Cat murder cover-ups. No one embodied noughties football excess like Jermaine Pennant. Jack and Zach from The Upshot are joined by Mickey Down (co-creator of HBO/BBC sensation Industry) to delve into the wild life of a Premier League bad-boy. Starting with his hungover hat-trick on debut for Arsenal, we explore some of Jermaine's most colourful antics and biggest scandals, including some utterly ridiculous tales of boozing, law-breaking and tabloid stitch-ups. And there will be the odd mention of actual football too. For more tales of footballing scandal, try our free weekly email, bringing 100,000 subscribers the funniest stories in sport: https://www.upshot.email/subscribe?utm_source=podcast&utm_medium=poddescription You can buy Jermaine's book here: https://www.amazon.co.uk/Mental-Behaviour-Ugly-Truths-Beautiful-ebook/dp/B07FV3NDTH/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Wed, 12 Jul 2023 05:00:00 -0000 The scandalous saga of Jermaine Pennant full The Upshot Ankle tags. Threesomes with Ashley Cole. Cat murder cover-ups. No one embodied noughties football excess like Jermaine Pennant. Ankle tags. Threesomes with Ashley Cole. Cat murder cover-ups. No one embodied noughties football excess like Jermaine Pennant. Jack and Zach from The Upshot are joined by Mickey Down (co-creator of HBO/BBC sensation Industry) to delve into the wild life of a Premier League bad-boy. Starting with his hungover hat-trick on debut for Arsenal, we explore some of Jermaine's most colourful antics and biggest scandals, including some utterly ridiculous tales of boozing, law-breaking and tabloid stitch-ups. And there will be the odd mention of actual football too. For more tales of footballing scandal, try our free weekly email, bringing 100,000 subscribers the funniest stories in sport: https://www.upshot.email/subscribe?utm_source=podcast&utm_medium=poddescription You can buy Jermaine's book here: https://www.amazon.co.uk/Mental-Behaviour-Ugly-Truths-Beautiful-ebook/dp/B07FV3NDTH/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Ankle tags. Threesomes with Ashley Cole. Cat murder cover-ups. No one embodied noughties football excess like Jermaine Pennant.

Jack and Zach from The Upshot are joined by Mickey Down (co-creator of HBO/BBC sensation Industry) to delve into the wild life of a Premier League bad-boy.

Starting with his hungover hat-trick on debut for Arsenal, we explore some of Jermaine's most colourful antics and biggest scandals, including some utterly ridiculous tales of boozing, law-breaking and tabloid stitch-ups.

And there will be the odd mention of actual football too.

For more tales of footballing scandal, try our free weekly email, bringing 100,000 subscribers the funniest stories in sport: https://www.upshot.email/subscribe?utm_source=podcast&utm_medium=poddescription

You can buy Jermaine's book here: https://www.amazon.co.uk/Mental-Behaviour-Ugly-Truths-Beautiful-ebook/dp/B07FV3NDTH/

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]]> 2716 yes This is The Upshot podcast https://shows.acast.com/the-upshot-1/episodes/65cdd342daf7f90016fa7010 Welcome to The Upshot podcast. Each week, we'll pull back the curtain on your favourite sports and dives into all the stuff BBC and Sky wouldn’t touch with a bargepole: drunken antics, dressing room squabbles and the simmering sexual tension of the French football team. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Tue, 04 Jul 2023 14:27:22 -0000 This is The Upshot podcast trailer The Upshot Welcome to The Upshot podcast, where we spill the funniest stories in sport. Drunken antics, dressing room squabbles and everything else BBC Sport won’t touch with a bargepole. Welcome to The Upshot podcast. Each week, we'll pull back the curtain on your favourite sports and dives into all the stuff BBC and Sky wouldn’t touch with a bargepole: drunken antics, dressing room squabbles and the simmering sexual tension of the French football team. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Welcome to The Upshot podcast. Each week, we'll pull back the curtain on your favourite sports and dives into all the stuff BBC and Sky wouldn’t touch with a bargepole: drunken antics, dressing room squabbles and the simmering sexual tension of the French football team.


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