My Momma Told Me

Fish Dreams and Nightmares (with Mandal)

Tue, 30 Jun 2026 21:12:00 -0000

Does having a dream about a fish presage pregnancy? If so, for whom? Langston and David sit down with hilarious friend of the show Mandal to discuss the powers that our dreams may carry. Then, they listen to a voicemail about whether dinosaurs really went extinct...or simply evolved. Finally, they explore the veracity of Steve Harvey's hair during his early career.

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Coach Dr. Umar’s School of Black Excellence (with Langston and David)

Tue, 23 Jun 2026 07:00:00 -0000

Could Dr. Umar’s dream of establishing and operating an alternative school for black children actually come to life? Langston and David get together (in David's house!) to react to new video evidence — straight from the horse’s mouth.

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All R&B Singers Are Scumbags (the Last Episode...For Now.)

Tue, 16 Jun 2026 07:00:00 -0000

We've got our tinfoil shower caps on, and we're answering your questions with the one and only Will Ferrell! Psyche. But it is our last episode with iHeart. Langston and David take your pre-recorded calls to answer the most important questions of the day: Does being a good R&B singer make you a scumbag? Could killing your sex drive be a good thing? It's been a fun ride. Hang around to hear what's next.

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The Interracial Agenda in Commercials (with Yassir & Isaiah Lester)

Thu, 11 Jun 2026 07:00:00 -0000

Is there a mixed-race agenda in commercials? Langston and David chat with comedy sibling duo Yassir & Isaiah Lester (The Gutter) to discuss this conspiracy theory. They take a deep dive into the infamous Honey Nut Cheerios commercial that received tons of backlash on YouTube, plus, what's up with Biktarvy commercials and the lonely woman in the library? David does a rundown on the comments and it's devastating. For some reason people love the music beat. This episode gets out of hand and might be our most controversial one yet.

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Vegetables Don't Exist (with Langston and David)

Tue, 09 Jun 2026 07:00:00 -0000

Bert and Ernie, ummm sorry, Langston and David get together to answer your voicemails. What happened to all the Black puppets, and how did puppets infiltrate the magic castle?! Are vegetables even real? Plus, what's next for Langston and David?

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Tyler Perry is the Devil!! (with Sydnee Washington) RERUN

Thu, 04 Jun 2026 07:00:00 -0000

Is Tyler Perry REALLY the devil?! Langston and David sit down in studio with Sydnee Washington (Mess on Will Ferrell's Big Money Players Network) about this conspiracy theory. Not the literal devil, but is he holding back the Black community with his films and plays? Is he portraying Black people in a negative light? Typecasting, colorism, avoiding union rules, and more are discussed in this episode. Plus, what's up with Lee Daniels?

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Robots are Evil (with Janelle James)

Tue, 02 Jun 2026 07:00:00 -0000

Janelle James is here to get to the root of robot evil. Gentle with the speculum, we're getting to the truth of other big questions. Did cocaine condemn the crack addict? What do you know about the majesty of nature? Can you even look at a lake, bro? We're taking our shirts off at Ocean Prime, smoking a joint, chain or no chain, we're titties to the sun.

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Kids See Ghosts and Also Predators (with Kid Fury) (1)

Thu, 28 May 2026 18:08:46 -0000

Are all child stars victims? Langston and David talk with Kid Fury (The Read) about this tragic conspiracy theory. They talk about the infamous sexual assault rumor that roamed the hallways of every middle school about Li'l Bow Wow. How could something so heinous spread so fast and make this rapper call a radio station from Paris? Is this just jealousy and emotional manipulation? Plus, the guys discuss Lil Wayne's virginity story and a disturbing list of other stars who have been exploited by the entertainment industry. You probably won't feel great after this episode, but go find Ginuwine's 106th and Park clip for a good time.

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Does Brushing Your Teeth Make You Gay (with Bob the Drag Queen)

Tue, 26 May 2026 12:20:26 -0000

Bob the Drag Queen makes his debut on the podcast and delivers an extra-large episode. Together, with Langston and David they ask the biggest questions: Who is the hottest person in hip hop? What's the best accent? Better to go to a bad school and have a good home life, or a good school and a bad home life? Who would win in a foot race, Bob, Monét X Change, or Usain Bolt? Should you see your bestie fully nude?

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New Year, New Black-Eyed Peas (with Monét X Change) RE-RELEASE

Thu, 21 May 2026 11:29:50 -0000

Does eating black-eyed peas on New Year's Eve bring you good fortune? Langston and David welcome drag superstar Monét X Change (Winner of RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars S4) to discuss this very popular superstition. Why do we cook these legumes? Does this tradition bring good fortune? Also, is a tomato a berry? Of course, we dive into the history of this conspiracy and learn a lot of things along the way: Britney Spears' reggae jam, how to properly eat mangoes, and more importantly...that we're all lucky to be at a Cheesecake Factory.

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Jesus is Magic (with Sam Jay + Keith Johnson)

Tue, 19 May 2026 07:00:00 -0000

Comedian and host of the new Look Back At It podcast, Sam Jay, joins Langston and David with the co-host of her Onsite podcast, Keith Johnson, to figure out what kind of magic Jesus was really bringing to the table. Miracles or willing beer runner? Sam tells us about her stable of whites. She's got a Boston flavor, the boat lover, (n*ggas in Miami need not apply), and a cool 90s surfer. Would the world be a better place if we all saw Jesus as a regular dude? Langston continues the lightskin wars, and David catches a fashion stray.

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Only Black People Are In the Illuminati (with Jemele Hill) RERELEASE

Thu, 14 May 2026 13:53:48 -0000

Does the Illuminati only comprise Black celebrities? Langston and David sit down with sports journalist and podcaster extraordinaire Jemele Hill (Spolitics Podcast) as the three of them get down to business about the Illuminati, but more specifically, the Black people who make up this infamous secret society. Why aren't there more discussions about white celebrities in the Illuminati? Why isn't Langston's orthopedist in the Illuminati? Is the word "illuminati" Italian? The answers will disappoint you. Lastly, we get an out-of-pocket voicemail about the Black male loneliness epidemic and get to the bottom of white women in cookie monster pajama pants.

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Russian Bots are Tearing Apart Black America (with Kerry Coddett)

Tue, 12 May 2026 08:26:50 -0000

We're busting a nut with Corn Nutz and writer, director, and actress Kerry Coddett (Flatbush Misdemeanors). Kerry brings us one of the best conspiracies we've heard in a long while. Russian bots are tearing apart Black America. Do we really miss our crack heads? How bad is a Cheesecake Factory date for real? Why are we not dancing anymore? Run, they're dropping fireworks in the woods.

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Pfizer & John Legend Are Conspiring! (with Langston Kerman and David Gborie) Re-Release

Thu, 07 May 2026 14:39:12 -0000

What's up with John Legend being in all these Pfizer commercials? Langston and David answer a listener's email about them being in cahoots with Black churches. Who does this benefit? How are church ladies involved? And WHY John Legend? They touch on issues like White Coat Syndrome and more throughout this episode. Plus, David struggles with the sound pad.

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Legal Weed is a Scam (with Luenell)

Tue, 05 May 2026 07:00:00 -0000

The legendary icon of comedy and Savage X Fenty brand ambassador, Luenell, graces us with her presence. How much do we care about our white friends? Can you flip a mattress if your auntie died on it? Pinto beans and only fans. Shout out to our Filipinos! Eaze, run Luenell her money. Don't get us hard and then talk about God! There are not enough chickens to feed everyone! Where are all these giant wings coming from?

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45 Minutes of Not A Goddamn Thing Motherf_ckin Mini Episode (Re-Release)

Thu, 30 Apr 2026 18:36:06 -0000

Langston and David go off on multiple tangents, but the one thing that seems to be the focus: who would win in a "troll-off": 50 Cent or Donald Trump? This leads to a conversation about music evolution. And of course, they talk about LiAngelo Ball's viral hit.

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They Already Soft Launched Aliens (with Mel Mitchell)

Tue, 28 Apr 2026 08:00:00 -0000

Comedian, Mel Mitchell, joins us to talk about aliens, but then gets very candid about her first cigarette, FAMU dorm life, and her pug-eating dog. Is Langston a victim of O'Shea Jackson Sr? Where is the American Pie for Black women? What does your favorite rapper on a t-shirt say about you? Which drugs inspire the best art? Remember to wipe front to back, kids.

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The Right Ear is the Gay Ear (with Vinny Thomas) RE-RELEASE

Thu, 23 Apr 2026 14:34:17 -0000

If you get your right ear pierced, does that mean you're gay? Langston and David sit down with Vinny Thomas (Platonic on Apple TV) about this fashion conspiracy theory. Talks of Claire's and how important the location is when it comes to these piercings. Let's just say the back of the bus is not a good place to be. Langston shares a story about a regretful tattoo, and we learn how Nancy Reagan really "tore it down" for Ronald Reagan and the rest of the world.

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The Moon Landing was Fake (with Larry Wilmore)

Tue, 21 Apr 2026 08:08:07 -0000

The legendary television creator, the mind behind The PJs and Insecure, Larry Wilmore, comes to us furious that anyone would believe the moon landing could be fake. He's asking the big questions like Is white Jesus the wrong Jesus? What is good toilet reading? Plus, we take two voicemails, one on bad drivers and another on psycho ketchup users.

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Mattress Firms Are Drug Fronts (with Langston Kerman and David Gborie)

Thu, 16 Apr 2026 07:00:00 -0000

Are Mattress Firm stores drug fronts? Langston and David record from IDK Studios in Denver to discuss this fan-submitted conspiracy theory. Who goes into these stores? Should we start soliciting conspiracy theories on Hinge? David and Langston dive into a TikTok video from the White Lady Bacon Pastor and break down what a private investigator does for work. Plus, they address the Start the Steal show cancellations.

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Underwater Freaknick in ATL Atlantis (with Angel McCoughtry)

Tue, 14 Apr 2026 07:00:00 -0000

WNBA All-Star, two-time Olympic gold medalist, and the 2009 first-round draft pick, Angel McCoughtry, brings a conspiracy we've been waiting to break down: Atlanta used to be Atlantis. Imagine an underwater freaknik. Together with Langston and David, Angel ponders the big questions: Should Kevin Garnett accept a brush sponsorship? Are wings and ass good for your health? Is the defensive line back the life of every party? Plus, a caller wonders if basketball players over 7' are a government conspiracy.

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The DeBarge Effect (with Kevin Avery) RE-RELEASE

Thu, 09 Apr 2026 07:00:00 -0000

Are light-skinned people good at R&B? Langston and David hit the studio with guest Kevin Avery (The Great North) and get to the bottom of this far-fetched and colorful conspiracy theory.

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Cloning Celebrities (with Nicole Byer)

Tue, 07 Apr 2026 07:00:00 -0000

The Nicole Byer, actress, comedian, and all-star podcaster, brings the celebrity clone theory to the pod. Is Avril really Emma? Why did Hannibal Buress send that man down the red carpet? David teaches us to flip and double our percentages, Langston learns how to pronounce Jussie, and we talk way too much about Spider-Man. Plus, we take a voicemail from a very drunk couple.

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The Mandela Effect Got Us! (with Garrick Bernard) RE-RELEASE

Thu, 02 Apr 2026 07:00:00 -0000

Is the Mandela Effect real? Langston and David discuss with Garrick Bernard (Solar Opposites, Star Trek: Lower Decks) about this conspiracy theory that has driven everyone on this earth insane. Did our childhood lie to us? Does the media have much influence to confuse the masses? How many dimensions are we in? We talk Jamie Foxx's freckles, Sinbad vs. Shaq, The Bernstein Bears, and much more - especially butt naked basketball games.

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Old Men Give You Worms (with Langston and David)

Tue, 31 Mar 2026 11:18:01 -0000

Y'all are getting a sneak peek of the magic that is our Patreon. Langston and David take three fan voice mails, and our drunk lil mommas never disappoint. Is big gay keeping athelete in the closet so that the hyper visibly queer community can continue to thrive? Is AI confusing real humans with fake reality? Does messing with old men give you worms?! Why are you asking us? We don't know anything. But we'll try to answer your questions anyway.

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Tris N' Chips (with Tristen J. Winger) RE-RELEASE

Thu, 26 Mar 2026 07:29:04 -0000

Does the flu shot have tracking chips? Langston and David sit down with Tristen J. Winger (So Help Me Todd) about this conspiracy theory, or should we say FACTS?! Software updates, Bluetooth, and Purple Gatorade are making a lot of sense these days. Langston and David malfunction, get a reboot, and open their collective third eyes in this episode. Also, you can't CashApp a baby.

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There Are No Dinosaurs (with Kanisha Buss)

Tue, 24 Mar 2026 07:00:00 -0000

Comedian Kanisha Buss does believe in dinosaurs or dino nuggets, but she does believe in dragons. Jurassic Park got it wrong! We're begging you to choose between love and a buzz ball. Leave your jeans on at Planet Fitness. Kanisha and Langston reminisce about their time as teachers. Langston still has beef with Game of Thrones stealing light skin dick. David wonders which country got dragons right. Plus, a caller worries glizzies are being stolen from Black people.

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Certified Actor Boy: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode (RE-RELEASE)

Thu, 19 Mar 2026 04:00:00 -0000

Langston and David answer a listener’s email about Drake’s rap career being an actor endeavor.

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The Epstein Files Ruined Conspiracy Theories (with Deante Kyle + Big Ice Cup Kat)

Tue, 17 Mar 2026 07:00:00 -0000

Deante Kyle and Big Ice Cup Kat, hosts of the Grits and Eggs podcast, believe all conspiracies are true after the Epstein files. But that doesn't mean we're out of mysteries to solve, like: was Issac Newton a pimp? In another universe, is Steven Hawking Batman? There's no such thing as a bad day at Wendy's. Why did Usher's bridges have us longing to cheat back in the day? Remember to squeeze your cheeks, but never while on the phone.

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Hollow Earth (with Chinedu Unaka) RE-RELEASE

Thu, 12 Mar 2026 07:00:00 -0000

Is the world fully or partially hollow? Langston and David hang out with returning guest, Chinedu Unaka (LOL Live! on Hulu, Abbott Elementary) about this rising TikTok conspiracy theory. We learn along the way how valuable bird poop is to the world, why we can't travle fully around the south or north pole, and if eating sea fowl is acceptable form of food. Plus. we answer voicemails about those creepy giant skeletons. No one has any business of keeping up Halloween decorations for that long!

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Where is Obama Storing the Aliens? (with Courtney Bee)

Tue, 10 Mar 2026 07:00:00 -0000

Comedian and host of the We Playin' Spades podcast brings a literal tin foil hat and a half dozen conspiracy theories. Does White Castle have a king? Where are we storing Obama's aliens? What's wrong with Shia LaBeouf, and how protected is Ray Jay? Is a year too long to keep your pet parakeet in the freezer? Was Covid created for population control? David flexes his doctorate in snacks while Langston struggles to defend the light skin allegations.

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Michael Jackson’s Plastic Surgeries (with Rob Haze) RE-RELEASE

Thu, 05 Mar 2026 08:00:00 -0000

Did Michael Jackson only have ONE surgery? Langston and David sit down with long-time friend of the show Rob Haze (Lil Kev on BET+) about the King of Pop and how many procedures he may have had done. Did his nose really fall off? Was the 80s just a mean decade? Was he powerful enough to “make up” vitiligo? Possible changes he went through in order to be accepted and hit those high notes? Also, what would Michael Jackson look like with big ol’ titties?

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Don't Split the Pole and Leave the Slang to E-40 (with Bruce Bruce)

Tue, 03 Mar 2026 08:00:00 -0000

Y'all better make some noise. The legend, Bruce Bruce, graced us with his presence to ask the most important questions of the day. Was Mary Magdalene fine? Is Jack Black the white E-40?

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Dinosaurs Are Probably Fake (with Cedric Yarbrough)

Fri, 27 Feb 2026 01:47:05 -0000

Are dinosaurs real? Langston and David sit down with comedic improviser Cedric Yarbrough (Clint Eastwood's Juror #2, out Nov. 1! ) about his days being raised as a Jehovah's Witness in Minnesota and many "worldly" ideas he was taught not to believe in, including the existence of dinosaurs. Langston surprises both David and Cedric with his research, and they discuss various topics like porn parodies of Reno 911 and getting kicked out of the BET awards after party.

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Robots are Racist (with Brett Gray)

Tue, 24 Feb 2026 09:39:55 -0000

Actor Brett Gray (On My Block, I'm a Virgo, and The Chi) drops by to prove once and for all that robots are racist and no technology is safe. Cellphones, hand dryers, and of course AI...Gray doesn't just ask if they're racist; he wants to know how racist. Are they colorist, too? Langston and David recount the Disney classic sports movies, shout out to Cool Runnings, and beg the little mommas to stop threatening to take their microphones away. Plus, a caller wonders if Ghost Writer was a runaway slave who died a grisly death.

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NBA Magic Tricks (with Josiah Johnson) RE-RELEASE

Thu, 19 Feb 2026 08:55:00 -0000

Langston and David are joined by former UCLA basketball player, NBA Twitter meme king, and podcast host Josiah Johnson. They talk about the 1985 first official draft lottery. Was it rigged or not? And we learn that the 2009 Western Conference Finals were the greatest time of David’s life. The Nuggets were fun during that time, Barack Obama was president, and Michael Jackson just passed: the holy trinity for David's comedy career. Plus, a hot take, they definitely stole some of Jackie Chan's moves for Tom Cruise in Mission: Impossible.

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The Real COVID (with Ali Siddiq)

Tue, 17 Feb 2026 08:00:00 -0000

Legendary stand-up comedian Ali Siddiq arrives with a first hand lesson on the history of hip-hop, asking the most important questions like: why is the south still getting disrespected, why haven't we seen Tyreese Gibson with hair, when will the US government suspend Juvenille's taxes and show that man some appreciation for his services? Plus, is fighting embarrassing? Why do parents want to talk through the spanking? Whose COVID was most valid? And a caller wonders if the devil made women.

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Crockpot Salmonella Soup, White People Still Can't Cook (with Dulce Sloan)

Tue, 10 Feb 2026 08:00:00 -0000

The hilarious Dulce Sloan returns to the pod and brings the boiling, flavorless conspiracy theory that white people can't cook. That crockpot lifestyle is just begging for salmonella soup. Langston and David exalt the brilliance of mathematician Terrance Howard, clown Dulce for trying to pick up a guy in the hallway, and one brave caller asks the question we've all been asking, "What color was Michael Jackson's penis?"

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Find the Epstein Files, Cancel Love Island (with Langston Kerman and David Gborie) RE-RELEASE

Thu, 05 Feb 2026 05:00:00 -0000

Langston and David open up with updates: Gborie's latest purchase, Mexican markets selling African goods, Langston disowning his last name...the episode zigs and zags, just keep up Lil' Mommas! They make a declarative statement that sheds light on the spectacle/illness that has fallen on America: Love Island. Lastly, the guys answer listener voicemails about burnt hotdogs, hairy nether regions, ICE, and light-to-dark skin gradient scale.

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Uncle Ruckus' Favorite Conspiracy Theories with (Gary Anthony Williams)

Tue, 03 Feb 2026 08:00:00 -0000

Gary Anthony Williams, the voice of Uncle Ruckus dooesn't believe in conspiracy theories, but he does believe in witches. In this episode, he discusses the connection between rappers and the pink mafia, what it's like to have dinner with Erykah Badu, the one piece of advice he got from Billy Dee Williams, and his forthcoming novel 'What I Learned Drinking with White Women'. David and Langston share their fear of running out of sex. More white women should sing like they're running out of breath. Shout out, Alanis Morissette.

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Flat Back Music: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode (RE-RELEASE)

Thu, 29 Jan 2026 15:56:35 -0000

Langston and David discuss whether white people listen to flat back music or do Black people just like the music they don’t like? They also answer a voicemail about how unattractive white women are dangerous.

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Porn Sites are Secretly Photographing Users (with Clark Jones)

Tue, 27 Jan 2026 08:00:00 -0000

Is throwing away a plastic bag anti-Black? How many platic's bag worth of plastic bags should a person keep in their home? Comedian Clark Jones guides us on a toray into the shady side of porn sites with his conspiracy that PornHub takes photos of users while they scroll. Is there a database of o-faces? Is Fat Joe a better podcaster than he is a rapper? We ponder these deep questions, plus Langston gives us a proper definition of gooning, and David regales us with his harrowing tales on BART. In this house, we respect our laptops.

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Human DNA in Hotdogs: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode (RE-RELEASE)

Thu, 22 Jan 2026 08:00:00 -0000

Langston and David answer a listener's voicemail about finding human DNA in packaged hotdogs. Plus, can we give props to Ja Rule?

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Dogs Can Sense Racism and Trump is Segregating Schools (with Yassir Lester)

Tue, 20 Jan 2026 08:00:00 -0000

Our first triple appearance, comedian Yassir Lester, makes his triumphant return to My Momma Told Me. He brought not one but two incredible conspiracies. Can dogs sense racism? Is Trump trying to segregate the school? Plus, what do we all have in common with Lil Rel? Should you marry a throat goat? Is a white pittbull owner the closest to a Black person? David tells us about his miracle hair-growing cat, and Langston describes hell as Jingle Bell Rock.

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Pigeons Are The Feds (with SushiboyMEXICO) RE-RELEASE

Thu, 15 Jan 2026 20:00:00 -0000

Are pigeons surveillance cameras? Langston and David sit in studio with SushiboyMEXICO (Denial Is A River Show) about this intriguing conspiracy theory. Are pigeons just out there spying on our whereabouts? Are their insides just a bunch of wires and chips? Where are the baby pigeons? We ask more questions about this bird and how it has shown up in many parts of the media (we're looking at you, Hey Arnold!). Plus, more discussions of robot p*ssies occur in this episode.

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What's Wrong with These Kids (with Keon Polee)

Tue, 13 Jan 2026 08:00:00 -0000

Comedian Keon Polee had a conspiracy theory, but damnit we're not going to let that get in the way of a good conversation. Keon had us asking the big questions: Whose fault is it if the baby turns out subpar? How do you know if your nut is trash? Did white people ruin accents? Langston's never written a funny poem, and David is just trying to have fun with his wife. We get nostalgic for 90s stunt comedy. Bring dummies back! Plus, we take a call from a super tall caller.

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Kevin Durant's BlackPlanet Page: A Dramatic Brown Eyes Reading (with Shapel Lacey)

Thu, 08 Jan 2026 08:00:00 -0000

Shapel Lacey stuck around to take a voicemail, and wow, is it crazy. A two-parter; our mystery caller asks us to do a dramatic reading of Kevin Durant's viral BlackPlanet page and to explore what a hotep church could look like in the right hands.

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Did Sony Kill Michael Jackson (with Shapel Lacey)

Tue, 06 Jan 2026 08:00:00 -0000

Comedian Shapel Lacey brings a doozy of a conspiracy to Langston and David. Did Sony kill Michael Jackson? We all pray differently, and yes, we are the heroes of this story. One thing we know for sure, Africa won't get its due until we make new maps. Should we have empathy for Joe Jackson? The entire Jackson family? Even Jermain? Really?? Jermain!? We know Michael was competitive, but how far is too far? Join us as we try to figure out which line in Bad was meant to cut deepest.

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New Year, New Black-Eyed Peas with Monét X Change (RE-RELEASE)

Thu, 01 Jan 2026 08:00:00 -0000

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Cobra Clog (with Langston Kerman and David Gborie)

Tue, 30 Dec 2025 09:00:00 -0000

Can a snake come up the toilet and bite you? Langston and David discuss this disturbing conspiracy theory from a listener's emails. Why do snakes want to bite your genitals? Is this a common incident? Why are Lil' Mommas hitting on David thru DMs? They discuss Paul Pierce's rock bottom and accidentally sh*tting their pants at a Safeway. This might be the grossest episode to date on MMTM, but we already know you're listening to this podcast in the bathroom.

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Is Santa an Elf?

Thu, 25 Dec 2025 08:00:00 -0000

Is Santa an elf, and if he's not, is he getting freaky with an elf Ms. Claus? Could Kwanzaa work if it weren't competing with Christmas? Why are there two movies called Jack Frost? Would Santa spit in your eye? David and Legston dive deep into your holiday conspiracies.

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The Ghost of Episodes Past: The War on Christmas

Tue, 23 Dec 2025 08:00:00 -0000

For years, David and Langston have asked the questions that plague America: Is there a war on Christmas? Is Kwanzaa for Gen Alpha? Are there any Black holidays left? This year, we revisit three classic My Momma Told Me episodes to get some answers, and Al Jackson stops by to help us get to the bottom of it.

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No Gifts No Problems: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode (RE-RELEASE)

Thu, 18 Dec 2025 05:00:00 -0000

Here's another holiday special! Langston and David answer a listener's email about people becoming Jehovah’s Witnesses to scam their way out of Christmas and birthday gifts

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The Bigger the Hat the Bigger the Ego (With Rico Nasty)

Tue, 16 Dec 2025 14:36:23 -0000

Today, David and Langston are joined by rap superstar Rico Nasty, who brings a theory about the power behind a large hat. We're talking joint birthday trips with mom, Super Soaker pee comedy theory, crazy stories from our childhoods, and we discover the origins of Rico Nasty's name. David attempts to tame the sea. Then we look into Rico Nasty's Google search and contemplate whether or not fine people are dull and illiterate.

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Where are the Black and Brown Elves? 844 Lil Moms

Thu, 11 Dec 2025 08:00:00 -0000

It's the holiday season, and we want your holiday conspiracy theories. Call us at 844 Lil Moms or email us at mymommatoldmepod@gmail.com and tell us your wildest holiday conspiracy theories.

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The Mycelium Network Theory (with Aaron Branch)

Tue, 09 Dec 2025 09:27:11 -0000

Comedian and actor, Aaron Branch, joins us to tell us how OJ repaired his relationship with his father and to ponder how the mycelium network works. Fashion is at a dork precipice. Is the 3/4 pull-up training us to wear a uniform? We're young, we swear. Arthur was off the air when we were in elementary school. Six/Seven... Are we doing it right? Plus, a white girl on Black Planet leads us to hunt for Langston's '04 account. Aaron tells us about his trip to hell with Max from A Goofy Movie. We were all hoteps during Covid. Are The Nutty Professor and The Substance the same movie?

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The Skeeting Rainbow (with Miles Gray) RE-RELEASE

Thu, 04 Dec 2025 08:00:00 -0000

Here's another classic! Did “rainbow parties” really exist? Langston and David sit down with Miles Gray (The Daily Zeitgeist) to talk about this sex-based conspiracy theory. How many lipsticks were involved? Was this another moral panic in America? Who attended these parties? Also, who made boomers in charge of oral sex culture? Of course, Oprah and Shaunie O'Neal are involved.

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Why Old Heads Avoided ADD Diagnosis (With Devon Walker)

Tue, 02 Dec 2025 08:00:00 -0000

Don't get banished to the portables. Comedian Devon Walker tells us about his father's theory that if you get diagnosed with ADHd, you'll be labeled stupid and denied an education. We talk about the secret lives of teachers and certain cable packages that feature series that fuck. Next, we question how the Michael Jackson film will manage the molestation accusations, and whether Sea World is trying to convince us that slavery is okay. We know a lot about Black fathers. WE DO! Then, Langston crashed out. Goku is not part monkey. Plus, Devon walks us through the evolution of his father's homosexuality.

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Turd-Course Meal (with Langston Kerman and David Gborie) RE-RELEASE

Thu, 27 Nov 2025 08:00:00 -0000

If you keep food in your mouth for too long, will it will turn into poop? Langston and David take on this conspiracy theory and get to the bottom of this smut. Conversation goes all over the place. They discuss badly dressed comics and whatever happened to the people from "2 Girls, 1 Cup". Go ahead and #putthatdresson and take a listen!

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iPhone Keyboards Rigged to Fail (with Olly Sholotan)

Tue, 25 Nov 2025 08:00:00 -0000

Olly Sholotan, Carlton Banks on the new Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, is here, and he's definitely taller than Aaron Pierre. He's got multiple theories. Does Apple change their keyboards to keep you buying new phones? Was bottle service created to keep the Black man down? Social redlining at its worst! Plus, Langston and David discuss what's going down at the old lady strip club.

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YTLiens: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode (RE-RELEASE)

Thu, 20 Nov 2025 08:00:00 -0000

Here's another mini classic! Langston and David answer a listener's email about the origins of white people and if they truly are aliens.

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All Famous Black People Know Each Other (with Jay Jurden)

Tue, 18 Nov 2025 14:54:30 -0000

Comedian and writer Jay Jurden (Yes Ma’am) brings us an authentic, from his mother, conspiracy theory: all Black celebrities know each other. Meanwhile, David and Langston prefer the Transformers when they're in animal form; they've only seen The Matrix once, and they don't forget the Danimals. Barney got the NeNe Leakes, and the SNAP loss will impact Baby Bop. They ponder some other theories, like, is James Brown the Black Charlie Sheen? Langston auditions for the Terrance Howard biopic. Sam Jay is the hardest comedian we know. And you can always find us in Journee Smolette's DMs.

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White Man Can't Cook (with Langston Kerman and David Gborie)

Thu, 13 Nov 2025 16:04:51 -0000

Are white people getting worse at making food on purpose? Langston and David cook this conspiracy theory in the studio. Does this come from white people's reaction to Black people getting more rights? Is this some sort of sick empowerment? How are bad meals going viral? They dissect regional food conversations and even rank which US region is the best. Also, is there a tendency for people to like everyone else's food, but not their own? We just want white people to know they have potential in the kitchen, but when they don't apply themselves, we're heading to Golden Corral.

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Homunculus for the Rest of Us (with Jamel Johnson)

Tue, 11 Nov 2025 08:00:00 -0000

Our guest, comedian Jamel Johnson's momma, is worried that the government is trying to make people small and tries to pitch Mama Mia X to Langston and David. As we look into the history of homunculi, we learn the scientists were mixing...seeds—also, carnival slavery and car-jitsu. Girls breaking up fights. We were robbed of reggae pirates in Pirates of the Caribbean. Grills. Steel drums, and Keira Knightley twerking! Imagine what we lost. We cast Coming to America 3 and ponder what other classic Black films need sequels. Plus, a fan calls, wondering if white people decompose faster than Black people, and that's why they need to be buried faster.

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Big Pappa Has Arrived (with Will Ferrell) RE-RELEASE

Thu, 06 Nov 2025 08:00:00 -0000

Here's a super favorite: Langston and David are visited by Big Money Players head honcho, Will Ferrell, on this week's episode. Questions arise: will this guest alienate our listeners? Who is "Pappa"? Why does he want to drink pee so badly? He shares personal conspiracies regarding the cure for athlete's foot and more Stevie Wonder stories. Plus, a round of quid pro quo hoe gets him to answer the hard-hitting questions. There's no escaping this one, white devil!

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Bigfoot is Real and He's Fabulous (with Herman Wrice)

Tue, 04 Nov 2025 08:00:00 -0000

For the first time, comedian Herman Wrice brings us a classic legend. We're discussing thee American legend Bigfoot. Is the abominable snowman and the yeti the same genus as Bigfoot? What's the real story behind the hoax? Did they find Bigfoot in Sanoma, California? We review the Razor camera footage. This is why they won't say Jesus is Black; if we knew, there'd be anarchy in the streets. Is a giraffe a stretched out horse? What did Montelle Jordan mean when he said, "I can get mine in a big black truck"? How good does Master P get? We answer these burning questions, and a listener calls to ask if the Colin Kaepernick kneel was a setup.

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Ghost Ride The Face: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode (RE-RELEASE)

Thu, 30 Oct 2025 07:00:00 -0000

Hey Lil Mommas...Boo! Langston and David answer a listener's email about the infamous Hag that suffocates you while you're sleeping.

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Delivert: We Solved Barbershop Homophobia (with Dewayne Perkins)

Tue, 28 Oct 2025 07:00:00 -0000

Historically, Dewayne Perkins has had between thirty and forty barbers, and his observation - they're all homophobic. Or at least, the culture of the shop encourages men to feign homophobia to fit in. In the homorotic spaces of locker rooms, sports fields, and barbers' chairs, is there a response from straight men to try to counter that energy? Langston shares the traumatic experience of having the same haircut as his mom. Could a kissing booth heal homophobia? Is the barbershop too expensive? Should we be getting our hair cut less? Plus, a caller believes we're living in a simulation.

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Welcome to the Apocalypse (with Patrick Cloud) RE-RELEASE

Thu, 23 Oct 2025 07:00:00 -0000

Hey ya'll here is one of our favorites from this year. Are we already in the apocalypse? Langston and David chat with comedian, content creator, and rapper Patrick Cloud (Cloudy Arcade and Head of Content at All Def). They bring you chicken conspiracies, Nelly songs, and systematic issues when white-owned corporations target the Black community. Why isn’t the Popeyes lady, Diedre Henry, the CEO of Popeyes already? And is AI already plotting to kill us? They also haze Patrick with some voicemails about Black genetics and rubbing one out.

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The Youngest Child is Always Spoiled (with Tacarra Williams)

Tue, 21 Oct 2025 07:00:00 -0000

Youngest children are spoiled children. That's comedian, Tacarra Williams, theory courtesy of her eldest children. Langston and David discuss whether or not parents deserve grace, the validity of muckbangs, and debate the validity of priority pick-up. Plus an exhausted caller from Utah swears he's not drunk, just high.

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Legends of the Hidden Messages: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode (RE-RELEASE)

Thu, 16 Oct 2025 07:00:00 -0000

Hey lil moms, here's another old mini episode! Langston and David answer a listener's email about artists placing hidden messages in their music, specifically Candy by Cameo is about cocaine.

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Suboptimus Prime (with Langston and David)

Tue, 14 Oct 2025 07:00:00 -0000

Is Optimus Prime a c**n who betrayed his fellow cars? David wonders how long it is too long to keep your eyes closed in the barber's chair. Langston has one of the most unhinged conspiracy theories yet submitted to the podcast: Did Optimus Prime betray the Autobots by supporting the human race? Y'all see how we treat cars? Disgusting! Plus, the guys answer two voicemails. The first caller states that robot slang anthropomorphizes robots, and the second thinks Diddy purposely cast Anthony Mackie as Tupac in Notorious, the caller's only connection to the legendary rapper.

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Gangster Army: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode (RE-RELEASE)

Thu, 09 Oct 2025 07:00:00 -0000

Hey lil mommas! Here's another one from the vault this week: Langston and David answer a listener's email about the US Army using video games to recruit Black youths.

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The C**n Landing (with Vincent Bryant)

Tue, 07 Oct 2025 08:00:00 -0000

Was the moon landing staged? Langston and David hang out with Vincent Bryant (BET's The Ms. Pat Show) and talk about this infamous conspiracy theory and get down the the nitty gritty. Tangents go off about whether billionaires are planning to send people to the moon, Buzz Aldren punching someone in the face, and of course, track marks on the moons. Also, did you know the moon is the biggest crack rock? The guys answer a voicemail about the talked about "hard wigs, soft life" conspiracy theories.

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Ethiopia Jones and the Lost Ark (with Biniam Bizuneh) RE-RELEASE

Thu, 02 Oct 2025 07:00:00 -0000

Hey Lil' Mommas! Here's another classic for you this week. Is the Ark of the Covenant buried underneath a church in Ethiopia? Langston and David start their adventure with Biniam Bizuneh (FX Dave) to uncover the truths behind this ancient and sacred box.

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Steppin' on Cracks and Breakin' Backs (with Jazmyn W)

Tue, 30 Sep 2025 08:00:00 -0000

If you step on a crack, will you truly break your mom's back? Langston and David sit down with comedian, Jazmyn W. (YouTube and TikTok) to talk about this classic old wives tale. They discuss racist nursery rhymes, Goofy's sexuality, and even pitch ideas for the next Tyler Perry movie. Plus, we discuss whether saying "titty" or "coochie" in front of your parents is acceptable. Lastly, we step into sensitive territory regarding height and ask ourselves: does 5'8'' even exist?

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Pon de Satan (with Langston Kerman and David Gborie) RE-RELEASE

Thu, 25 Sep 2025 08:00:00 -0000

Hey Lil' Mommas! Here's another classic mini episode for you this week. Langston and David answer a listener's email about Rihanna's half time performance at the Super Bowl and dark energy.

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Reality TV Ain't Real! Pt. 2 (with Kevin Fredericks fka KevOnStage)

Tue, 23 Sep 2025 08:00:00 -0000

Langston and David continue the conversation of reality television not being real with Kevin Fredericks in this two-part series. They even get into out-of-pocket reality programs that actually aired on television: Some including Blackface and some including sperm racing (you read that right!). Lastly, the guys answer a voicemail that sounds 100% accurate, which forces Langston to revisit his nightclub wardrobe of the 2010s. Let's just say it involves a lot of bow ties...

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Simon Says Shut the Fck Up: Motherfkin Mini Episode (RE-RELEASE)

Thu, 18 Sep 2025 07:00:00 -0000

Hey ya'll! Here's another classic mini episode for you this week. Langston and David answer a listener's email about white people not being able to follow directions. Also, we have some thoughts on Eminem.

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Reality TV Ain't Real! Pt. 1 (with Kevin Fredericks fka KevOnStage)

Tue, 16 Sep 2025 08:00:00 -0000

Is reality television all a bunch of lies? Langston and David sit down with past guest and Internet comic sensation, Kevin Fredericks fka KevOnStage. They get down to the nitty gritty and become riff machines throughout this episode. They even introduce Kevin 30 minutes into the podcast...truly does he need an introduction? Questions arise: Who's orchestrating these TV stunts? Would you eat YOUR grandma's homemade sushi? Is Air Bud really that great of a dog? - and many more! This episode is so good, we didn't want to cut anything out, so come back next week for Part 2 and brace yourself for more nonsense.

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High Top Dreads w/ Will Miles: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

Thu, 11 Sep 2025 08:00:00 -0000

Langston and David sit with Will Miles to talk about those trendy Killmonger dreads and vending machine schemes.

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Justice for Melvin! (with Will Miles)

Tue, 09 Sep 2025 08:00:00 -0000

This episode of My Momma Told Me goes all over the place. We don't even have a dedicated conspiracy, but you know conspiracy talk happens. Langston and David are joined by dear Black conspirator Will Miles (SouthSide, Grown-ish). They discuss ideas like SeaWorld getting us comfortable with slavery again through booking millenial hip hop artists, mega church pastors being trolls, and of course, Love Island being another off shoot of slavery. They answer a voicemail from a Lil' Momma about smoke detector psyops...even proclaiming Langston and David as "BlackAnons". Plus, we are demanding Hollywood to remake Baby Boy through the perspective of Melvin.

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NFinaL Draft (with Langston Kerman and David Gborie) RE-RELEASE

Thu, 04 Sep 2025 07:00:00 -0000

Hey Lil Mommas! Here's one from the vault since football szn is coming back baby! Is the NFL scripted? Langston and David move the chains on the possibilities of this viral conspiracy theory. Discussions arise when we revisit the NBA being rigged and what rappers Langston and David could beat up. The answer: plenty.

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Immigrate for a Big D*ck (with Langston Kerman and David Gborie)

Tue, 02 Sep 2025 08:00:00 -0000

It's a Langston and David episode this week and they discuss a plenty: titties vs. ass technology, Shakespeare, the future of immigration (the answer may surprise you), and much more. Plus, they answer listener voicemails about Shannon Sharpe and good quality lady bits.

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Jacking Off to Robots w/ Chris 'CP' Powell: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

Thu, 28 Aug 2025 08:00:00 -0000

Langston and David chop it up with Chris 'CP' Powell in this mini episode and talk about the idea "It's A Small World" and augmented reality in everyday life.

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Animals Have Different Races w/ Chris 'CP' Powell

Tue, 26 Aug 2025 08:00:00 -0000

Does the animal kingdom have different races? Langston and David hop into conspiracy talks right from the get go with Chris 'CP' Powell (Sunday After Six Special, Hot Mic on Kevin Hart's LOL Radio) to fully discuss this idea. They discuss about animal categories, orcas, and of course, African Bees and those infamous UNC bees. Talks about band aids in tacos and gay robots launch the episode, stay with us on this...what do you expect from a conspiracy theory podcast?

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Manipulated by the Mayonnaise w/ Carl Tart : Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

Thu, 21 Aug 2025 08:00:00 -0000

Langston and David mess around with Carl Tart in this mini episode and talk cookout soda pop choices and the conspiracy around mayonnaise.

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They’re Trying to Make Black People Lactose Intolerant! (with Carl Tart)

Tue, 19 Aug 2025 07:00:00 -0000

Langston and David get together with writer and actor Carl Tart (Saturday Night Live, Grand Crew) again, this time about lactose intolerance. Yes, we lay down some facts about Black people and milk. Do all Black people get to a point where they turn lactose intolerant? David will absolutely not be okay, Langston can drink it but will have regrets, and Carl apparently has a stomach of steel. Remember people who drank milk during dinner growing up? Nasty! We also get into an Eddie Murphy conspiracy from a listener voicemail.

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Dr. Dolittle OBGYN (with Yamaneika Saunders) RE-RELEASE

Thu, 14 Aug 2025 07:00:00 -0000

Hey lil mommas, here's an oldie! Do animals know when you are pregnant? Langston and David chat with comedian Yamaneika Saunders (Life & Beth) about animal survival instincts and knowing the changes in their human counterparts' behavior. Also, they talk about white women breastfeeding lambs... no animals were harmed during the making of this record session.

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Hollow Earth (with Chinedu Unaka)

Tue, 12 Aug 2025 08:00:00 -0000

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BBSmell (with Langston Kerman and David Gborie) RE-RELEASE

Thu, 07 Aug 2025 07:00:00 -0000

Hey, hey lil mommas here's another classic - do Brazilian butt lifts smell? Langston and David discuss this conspiracy theory and how it impacts all walks of life in the Lil' Momma community. Where would this idea come from? Is it seeded in society's hatred towards women? Or could it be poor post-surgery hygiene? Langston and David brainstorm an ethical strip club and how it would fail immediately. We also learn that "blue" is not a flavor.

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Welfare Queen (with Blakely Thornton)

Tue, 05 Aug 2025 08:00:00 -0000

Was the welfare system created in order to keep Black men out of the home? Langston and David talk with Internet sensation Blakely Thornton about this nasty conspiracy. They talk about Ronald Reagan's cruel stereotype, the veil of truth behind WHO truly benefits from welfare, and beating up white doctors (emotionally). Plus, they answer a voicemail about the chicken wing shortage of 2021. This conversation goes all over the place, but strap in Lil' Mommas, you know the through lines of our silly mess. Plus, did you know Barbara Walters is dead?

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Is Shannon Sharpe Hiding a Nasty Little Secret (with Langston Kerman and David) RE-RELEASE

Thu, 31 Jul 2025 07:00:00 -0000

Hey Lil Momma's enjoy this classic episode! Did Shannon Sharpe intentionally go on Instagram Live to bury the queer rumors about him? Langston and David discuss the IG alert heard around the world and the idea of Hypermasculinity playing a role in the Black community. Why does the public care so much about athletes' sexual orientations, especially for Black men? One thing is for sure, you will never catch these hosts on IG Live, and that's a promise!

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Hip-Hop's Secret Meeting (with Diallo Riddle)

Tue, 29 Jul 2025 08:00:00 -0000

Did the music industry decide gangster rap would replace the militant sound of Public Enemy and X Clan? Langston and David sit down with returning guest, Diallo Riddle (South Side, One Song Podcast) about this conspiracy theory. They dig up info on the infamous secret meeting that "allegedly" took place and the game changers who put gangster rap on the music map. We learn that you can't hook up while listening to N.W.A and that Michael Jordan's flu game may have been a cover-up for a good ol' hangover.

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Pedo Mustaches (with Steelo Brim) RE-RELEASE

Thu, 24 Jul 2025 10:00:00 -0000

Hey Lil Momma's here's another classic episode! Are mustaches always associated with white pedophiles? Does the lack of a mustache imply the same thing for black men? If anything, either situation is questionable. Langston and David sit down with Steelo Brim (MTV's Ridiculousness) on this polarizing conspiracy theory. Langston commends Lil Bow Wow for being the Logan Roy of durags, and we ask you to see that we are men who bleed, and have technical difficulties sometimes.

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Find the Epstein Files, Cancel Love Island (with Langston Kerman and David Gborie)

Tue, 22 Jul 2025 08:00:00 -0000

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Prison Strong w/ Rashida "Sheedz" Olayiwola: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

Thu, 17 Jul 2025 08:00:00 -0000

Langston and David sit down with Rashida "Sheedz" Olayiwola to chat about trash audition moments and the best work out plan: prison.

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The CIA is Controlling Black People! (with Rashida "Sheedz" Olayiwola)

Tue, 15 Jul 2025 08:00:00 -0000

Is the CIA exploiting incarcerated Black Americans and the race for a mind control agent? Langston and David sit down with the talented Rashida "Sheedz" Olayiwola (Jury Duty, South Side) about this unsettling conspiracy theory. They get into talks about MKUltra and the nasty things the CIA did to repress and abuse marginalized groups and to key members of the Civil Right movements. The conversation floats to an even more pressing matter: #QuincysList. We answer an voicemail about MLK Jr's affair being an FBI set up. We hope Coretta was able to get her groove on too.

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The Crackhead Solution w/ Jemele Hill: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

Thu, 10 Jul 2025 08:00:00 -0000

Langston and David sit down with Jemele in this mini episode and talk about where their moms get their conspiracy intel. Plus, we need to rely on crackheads more often.

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Only Black People Are In the Illuminati (with Jemele Hill)

Tue, 08 Jul 2025 08:00:00 -0000

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Dark Week (with Reggie Conquest) RE-RELEASE

Thu, 03 Jul 2025 07:00:00 -0000

Are dark-skinned ni**as having a moment? Langston and David talk to Reggie Conquest (Abbott Elementary) about the dark kings who are shining bright. This can be traced back to everyone wanting to be Wesley Snipes in the 90s as well as J.Cole apologizing to Kendrick Lamar two weeks ago. We also address the craziness of Meek Mill and Draymond Green. Plus, the latest from Terrence Howard. Fire alarms are constantly being pulled during this episode. This is the rampant colorism we promise to deliver each week.

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Giants Used to Exist! (with Mandal)

Tue, 01 Jul 2025 05:45:00 -0000

Did Giants once roam the Earth? Langston and David sit down with friend of the show, Mandal, to discuss this popular Internet conspiracy theory. It's been discussed over TikTok, even the bible - how much truth is out there about giants? They discuss about the Blue people of Appalachia and the biggest primate with the most intentional name. They answer a voicemail about Kevin Durant, NBA's #1 giant.

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NBC to National Bill Cosby (with Bridget Todd) RE-RELEASE

Thu, 26 Jun 2025 07:00:00 -0000

Hey Lil Mommas! We're back with another classic MMTM episode. Did Bill Cosby try to buy NBC? Langston and David chat with Bridget Todd (There Are No Girls On The Internet Podcast) about this conglomerate of a conspiracy. They discuss being a "Cosby" family, television raising them, and the downfall of America's deadbeat dad. Was it just white people afraid of his popularity on TV? Who knows. We don't condone Bill Cosby or Terry Crews.

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The Internet Is Dead (with LaRussell)

Tue, 24 Jun 2025 08:00:00 -0000

Is the Internet really a vacant graveyard of bots and AI? Langston and David sit down with Bay Area rapper LaRussell (Good Compenny) about this new age conspiracy theory. Who knew online would become the breeding ground of haters and weirdos. How many times do we need to read a think-piece about Blu Ivy Carter? How many times do you need your Twitter account revoked? More questions like these get answered. Plus, the guys get honest about their algorithms and how it feels to find out the real names of rappers.

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Tyler Perry is the Devil!! (with Sydnee Washington) RE-RELEASE

Thu, 19 Jun 2025 08:00:00 -0000

Hey Lil Momma's, here another classic MMTM episode: Is Tyler Perry REALLY the devil?! Langston and David sit down in studio with Sydnee Washington (Mess on Will Ferrell's Big Money Players Network) about this conspiracy theory. Not the literal devil, but is he holding back the Black community with his films and plays? Is he portraying Black people in a negative light? Typecasting, colorism, avoiding union rules, and more are discussed in this episode. Plus, what's up with Lee Daniels?

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Electric Slide n' Socket (with KevOnStage) RE-RELEASE

Tue, 17 Jun 2025 08:00:00 -0000

Hey Lil' Mommas and Gentiles-A-Like! We will be back with new episodes of My Momma Told Me next week. In the meantime, enjoy a classic with special guest KevOnStage and rate/review the podcast here. Bye b*tch!

If you play with silver toys during a lightning storm, will you be struck down? Langston and David chat with KevOnStage (Here's The Thing Podcast) about this electrifying conspiracy theory. The guys trace things back to their "playing with action figures" days and wonder what toys were made of and how our curiosity got the best of us when learning about electricity. Whether you stick a fork in a socket or put a metal tuna can in the microwave, we were determined to get superpowers! Talks of ESP and Lou Rawls occur, but that's nothing really new to this podcast.

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It Ain't Easy Being Green (with Alex English) RE-RELEASE

Thu, 12 Jun 2025 07:00:00 -0000

Hey Lil Momma's, here another classic MMTM episode: Did Black people used to be green? Langston and David talk with Alex English (Saturday Night Live) about this viral conspiracy theory. The words of Bobby Hemmit help guide the conversation of how Black people used to be Gods and how green skin falls into that thinking. What other powers did Black people sacrifice? Are Black people sexier green? Green colorism is visited, plus they visit the depths of TikTok and find a hotep hoopin' in a Burger King crown.

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The Miracle of Tallow Grease (with Kel Mitchell)

Tue, 10 Jun 2025 08:00:00 -0000

Does tallow grease cure ALL illnesses? Langston and David hang out with actor/comedy legend Kel Mitchell (Good Burger 2, Kenan & Kel, All That) to discuss this family home remedy. You will for sure end up greasy, but you will be healed instantly...and maybe smell like meats. They discuss what the Internet has to say about this conspiracy theory and the history of it's use. Plus, we see how much they are being sold today and have a strong feeling white people have something to do with this price gouging. Plus, the guys would love to pitch a film idea: The Tallow Man.

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The Right Ear is the Gay Ear (with Vinny Thomas) RE-RELEASE

Thu, 05 Jun 2025 04:00:00 -0000

Hey Lil Momma's! Here's another classic episode of My Momma Told Me this week. If you get your right ear pierced, does that mean you're gay? Langston and David sit down with Vinny Thomas (Platonic on Apple TV) about this fashion conspiracy theory. Talks of Claire's and how important location is when it comes to these piercings. Let's just say the back of the bus is not a good location. Langston shares a story about a regretful tattoo and we learn how Nancy Reagan really "tore it down" for Ronald Reagan and the rest of the world.

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NBA Magic Tricks (with Josiah Johnson)

Tue, 03 Jun 2025 07:00:00 -0000

Langston and David are joined by former UCLA basketball player, NBA Twitter meme king, and podcast host Josiah Johnson. They talk about the 1985 first official draft lottery. Was it rigged or not? And we learn that the 2009 Western Conference Finals was the greatest time of David’s life. The Nuggets were fun during that time, Barrack Obama was president, and Michael Jackson just passed: the holy trinity for David's comedy career. Plus a hot take, they definitely stole some of Jackie Chan's moves for Tom Cruise in Mission: Impossible.

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Making the Greatest White Television Show w/ Zack Fox: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

Thu, 29 May 2025 07:05:00 -0000

Langston and David sit down with their good friend Zack Fox in this mini episode and imagine what it would be like to write the best white show ever together — like a reverse The Wire.

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Autonomous Machines Are Controlled by African Children (with Zack Fox)

Tue, 27 May 2025 08:00:00 -0000

Are autonomous machines actually operated by African children? Langston and David sit down with the multi-talented comedian, DJ, actor, Zack Fox (Abbott Elementary) to discuss this conspiracy theory. We lift the veil and see the nasty truth: work exploitation. Tricking kids into thinking it's a video game in order to save a couple of bucks. Plus, the guys take a trip down memory lane to discuss all middle school sex connotations.

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Are People Stealing Beyoncé's Face?: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode (RE-RELEASE)

Thu, 22 May 2025 07:00:00 -0000

Lil' Mommas! Enjoy this classic Motherf*ckin Mini Episode again. Langston and David answer a listener's voicemail this Thanksgiving about the ever-changing standard of beauty. Do all plastic surgeons just want to make us look like Beyoncé?!?

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Straight Dudes Don't Like Women! (with Langston Kerman and David Gborie)

Tue, 20 May 2025 08:00:00 -0000

Langston and David are back in studio opening the Lil' Momma voicemails. We get calls about Jesus being an alien, Black people being on the spectrum (of course the caller is drunk), and a gay man's rant about straight dudes not liking women. These Lil' Mommas run the gamut and like a community, we go through the good and the bad together.

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Zzz Diddy: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode (RE-RELEASE)

Thu, 15 May 2025 07:00:00 -0000

Lil' Mommas! Enjoy this classic Motherf*ckin Mini Episode again. Langston and David answer a listener's email about P.Diddy not sleeping or eating and getting his nutrients through an IV and micro-dosing molly.

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12 Inches or Less with Brandon Kyle Goodman (RE-RELEASE)

Tue, 13 May 2025 08:00:00 -0000

Hey Lil' Mommas and Gentiles-A-Like! We will be back with new episodes of My Momma Told Me next week. In the meantime, enjoy a classic with special guest Brandon Kyle Goodman and rate/review the podcast here. Bye b*tch!

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Do Black men have big dicks? Langston and David discuss with Brandon Kyle Goodman (Netflix's Big Mouth) about the greatest and most talked about rumor across all races. We get to the bottom of whether size matters or whether it's the motion of the ocean. Also, we talk about David's encounter with the Folsom Street Fair

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Red Pill Black Pill: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode (RE-RELEASE)

Thu, 08 May 2025 07:00:00 -0000

Lil' Mommas! Enjoy this classic Motherf*ckin Mini Episode again, where Langston and David answer a listener’s email about The Matrix and Terminator being created by a Black woman.

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The Death of Aaliyah (with Laci Mosley)

Tue, 06 May 2025 08:00:00 -0000

Who killed R&B superstar Aaliyah? Langston and David ride with Laci Mosley (Scam Goddess on Hulu) about this conspiracy theory. They go through the saga of Aaliyah's career and discuss at length the people who were in her circle. Yes, R.Kelly and Jay-Z are brought up and yes, they are suspects...even though one of them cannot read. Plus, why did they pressure her to get on that plane? Who in her family is controlling her estate today? Lastly, we get a disturbing voicemail and we ask all of y'all to stop being nasty...and make some rice.

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The Land of OZempic: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode (RE-RELEASE)

Thu, 01 May 2025 07:00:00 -0000

Lil' Mommas! We will be back with new episodes next week. Enjoy this classic Motherf*ckin Mini Episode again, where we mess around with a timeless topic: Ozempic.

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Langston and David answer an email about the Ozempic craze, plus we try to coin the term "Ozy".

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Welcome to the Apocalypse (with Patrick Cloud)

Tue, 29 Apr 2025 07:00:00 -0000

Are we already in the apocalypse? Langston and David chat with comedian, content creator, and rapper Patrick Cloud (Cloudy Arcade and Head of Content at All Def). They bring you chicken conspiracies, Nelly songs, and systematic issues when white-owned corporations target the Black community. Why isn’t the Popeyes lady, Diedre Henry, the CEO of Popeyes already? And is AI already plotting to kill us? They also haze Patrick with some voicemails about Black genetics and rubbing one out.

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chatGPT vs. Everybody: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode (RE-RELEASE)

Thu, 24 Apr 2025 07:00:00 -0000

Langston and David answer a listener's email about A.I. and chatGPT replacing the podcast.

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FaceTime with Terrence Howard & Black Alien Race (with Brandon T. Jackson)

Tue, 22 Apr 2025 07:00:00 -0000

Langston and David sit down with actor Brandon T. Jackson (The Family Business: New Orleans) and chat about all the unknown things around us: realms, chess, religion, and Black alien race are discussed at length. Also, what's up with humans and machines/REAL ID? Of course TikTok videos are involved and the boys get a special FaceTime call from the father of truth: Terrence Howard. Langston and David can officially die happy now.

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Baby, You Got What I Weed: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode (RE-RELEASE)

Thu, 17 Apr 2025 07:00:00 -0000

Lil' Mommas! Enjoy this classic Motherf*ckin Mini Episode where Langston and David answer an email about smoking weed during pregnancy leaves babies with dark lips.

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Lil' Momma Voicemails & The Greatest Dookie Story Ever Told (with Langston Kerman and David Gborie)

Tue, 15 Apr 2025 05:00:00 -0000

Langston and David sit down in studio to listen to voicemails from the Lil' Mommas. Messages range from speculations of parasocial relationships with the hosts leading to a bigger discussion of male loneliness to having a glow up of the century. Also, Langston and David have the greatest story to tell the listeners, of course it involves dookie.

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Bring Back Our Girls!: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

Thu, 10 Apr 2025 07:00:00 -0000

Langston and David respond to a listener's voicemail about sleeping in a bra that then spirals into a debate on nighttime nudity.

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WEBBY NOMINATED: New Year, New Black-Eyed Peas (with Monét X Change)

Tue, 08 Apr 2025 08:00:00 -0000

Lil' Mommas and Gentiles-A-Like! My Momma Told Me got nominated for a Webby Award! This week we are re-releasing our nominated episode with our guest Monét X Change. Go to vote.webbyawards.com and search "My Momma Told Me" and cast your vote!

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Langston, Why You Always Whinin’?: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

Thu, 03 Apr 2025 07:00:00 -0000

Langston and David respond to a listener's voicemail calling out Langston for a nasty allegation. Did he really bring David on as a co-host just to throw some light-skinned shade? Well, you be the judge of that.

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Soul Music & Sex Trafficking (with Roxxy Haze)

Tue, 01 Apr 2025 07:00:00 -0000

Do soul music groups and sex trafficking have a history with one another? Langston and David chat with Roxxy Haze (BET and The Roxxy Haze Podcast) about this controversial topic. They explore bands who have allegedly dabbled in these acts like The Platters and more. The discussion also goes into topics like orgies, Rick James, Power Rangers, and geographical distances between Canada and the American Midwest. And last but not least, Langston doesn't support Hot Cheetos and David does his best Canadian accent.

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Devil's Pose: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode (RE-RELEASE)

Thu, 27 Mar 2025 07:00:00 -0000

Lil' Mommas! We will be back with new episodes next week. Enjoy this classic Motherf*ckin Mini Episode, where we talk about how enough downward dogs can lead you to the devil's pose.

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Langston and David answer a listener's email about yoga being a way to let Satan into your mind.

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Michael Jackson’s Plastic Surgeries (with Rob Haze)

Tue, 25 Mar 2025 08:00:00 -0000

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Flat Back Music: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

Thu, 20 Mar 2025 07:00:00 -0000

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The Mandela Effect Got Us! (with Garrick Bernard)

Tue, 18 Mar 2025 08:00:00 -0000

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Rural Strip Clubs Are Operated by the C.I.A: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

Thu, 13 Mar 2025 08:00:00 -0000

Langston and David unpack a listener's voicemail about bad strip clubs in conservative areas are C.I.A psyops. Plus, an unfortunate realization: they might be Uncs.

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Highways Destroy Black Neighborhoods (with Rachel Pegram)

Tue, 11 Mar 2025 08:00:00 -0000

Were highways/freeways designed to purposefully destroy Black neighborhoods? Langston and David are joined by comedian Rachel Pegram (Silly, Loud, and Delightful Album) about this tactful urban planning conspiracy theory. They discuss the mapping across America that displaced many Black and Brown communities. They also discuss Joe Biden, Pokémon, and the honorary Secret Service kid. Be sure to listen to this episode if you have a Tidal subscription, David will add it to his playlist!

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How Come U Don't Pod Me Anymore?: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

Thu, 06 Mar 2025 09:00:00 -0000

Langston and David address a very concerned listener's voicemail who is worried about the direction the show is heading.

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I Wet My Hair Back and Forth (with Jay Jurden) RE-RELEASE

Tue, 04 Mar 2025 09:00:00 -0000

Hey Lil' Mommas and Gentiles-A-Like! We will be back with new episodes of My Momma Told Me next week. In the meantime, enjoy a classic with special guest Jay Jurden and rate/review the podcast here. Bye b*tch!

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Can you get sick if it's cold outside and your hair is wet? Langston and David talk with Jay Jurden (The Problem with Jon Stewart) about this classic old wives tale and David's infatuation with "old wive tale". Plus, we get to the bottom of Mike Bibby's cultish antics.

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Is Dr. Umar in the C.I.A?: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

Thu, 27 Feb 2025 09:00:00 -0000

Langston and David listen to two voicemails regarding Dr. Umar being in the C.I.A and how it was like to live in the Dipset Era.

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Black People Were Here First! (with Lamorne Morris)

Tue, 25 Feb 2025 09:00:00 -0000

Have Black people been here this whole time? Langston and David sit down in-studio with Emmy-winner Lamorne Morris (Fargo, New Girl) to discuss this conspiracy theory. They explore how different people ended up on continents, awkward caste stories from South Africa, and more. The guys even get to Hotep Jesus and Bobby Hemmitt talking points, but how serious can we take them? Plus, Langston makes an embarrassing confession about key lime, both the fruit and the pie.

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Little Guys with Big Faces: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

Thu, 20 Feb 2025 08:00:00 -0000

Langston and David talk about height problems and answer a voicemail about Ray J and Terrence Howard joining the podcast crew. Plus you'll hear some good ole Akinyele bars!

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Dollar Tree Stores Make Porn (with Langston Kerman and David Gborie)

Tue, 18 Feb 2025 09:00:00 -0000

Are Dollar Tree stores secretly making porn? Langston and David deep dive into a listener's email finding a variety of these videos being made. Multiple cities have been listed in this conspiracy, so let's hope it's not happening at your local Dollar Tree! Somehow, Meek Mill is thrown into the mix putting out a bounty on this "mystery nutter." Also, the guys do live "research" on PornHub. Unfortunately, they are not our sponsors...yet! Lastly, they check in on a voicemail about black air force energy.

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Fried Chicken 'n Tequila Nightmare: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

Thu, 13 Feb 2025 09:00:00 -0000

Langston and David are scared about the latest fast food collab: Popeyes and Don Julio. This may sound like a conspiracy, but unfortunately this is real. We are praying for you, Atlanta.

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Black People Don't Need Sunblock (with Zainab Johnson)

Tue, 11 Feb 2025 09:00:00 -0000

Do Black people need sunblock or sunscreen? Langston and David sit down with Zainab Johnson (Hijab's Off on Amazon Prime) about this conspiracy theory. We start off the conversation about the new Black bachelor and let's just say Langston is not having any of it. They get to the bottom of sunscreen vs. sunblock...Does the melanin protect skin? Do the UV rays hit other races more than others? Does David actually know what sunscreen is? Also, let's start campaigning for Cam'ron to be the next Bachelor.

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Human DNA in Hotdogs: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

Thu, 06 Feb 2025 09:00:00 -0000

Langston and David answer a listener's voicemail about finding human DNA in packaged hotdogs. Plus, can we give props to Ja Rule?

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Luka Dončić…The Smartest Trade in NBA History (with Langston Kerman and David Gborie)

Tue, 04 Feb 2025 09:00:00 -0000

Before diving into listener conspiracy theories, Langston and David discuss the smartest trade in NBA history…we see you Luka! Also, does Candace Owens look like the late Jermaine Stewart? Langston and David full heartedly agree. Lastly, do good people die young and haters live forever?

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The Horrors of the Internet: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

Thu, 30 Jan 2025 09:00:00 -0000

Langston and David stray away from conspiracy talks for an important public service announcement: bring back Internet worthy videos.

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Silver Teeth Are For The Bad Kids (with Langston Kerman and David Gborie)

Tue, 28 Jan 2025 09:00:00 -0000

Are kids with silver teeth "bad" kids? Langston and David dive into this Black conspiracy with their third eyes wide open. Did these kids just have a lack of resources? Were there any other tooth color options? Did you have to wait in Mr. Marcus' car for your mom? These nonsensical questions and more are asked throughout the episode. Plus, we are addressing the elephant in the room: the cybertruck explosion from earlier this month.

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T vs A (God Doesn’t Give with Both Hands): Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

Thu, 23 Jan 2025 14:50:00 -0000

Langston and David answer a Lil' Momma's voicemail about God's way of balancing looks and body parts. Also, it has been decided these hosts are not going to name y'all Lil' Freakies...

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Pigeons Are The Feds (with SushiboyMEXICO)

Tue, 21 Jan 2025 09:00:00 -0000

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New Year, New Black-Eyed Peas (with Monét X Change)

Tue, 14 Jan 2025 09:00:00 -0000

Catch Monét X Change on the road touring her one-woman show Monét X Change: Life be Lifin' this January!

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Protect Black Boys, Girls, and Squirrels: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

Thu, 09 Jan 2025 08:00:00 -0000

Langston and David get existential about working on yourself as an adult. They also wrestle with culture wars, morality, tragedy porn...and Luigi Mangione. What should we believe in anymore? Plus, Italians are still white.

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Has Drake's Whole Thing Been an Act? (with Langston Kerman and David Gborie)

Tue, 07 Jan 2025 08:00:00 -0000

Is Drake the greatest character of all time? Langston and David discuss a listener's voicemail on this conspiracy theory. Since Drake has been praised for his work on Degrassi and other roles, why does he feel he deserves the shine and respect? Flying too close to the sun has hurt his work? Light-skinned discussion occurs, and in the past, we've been accused of rampant colorism. This episode surely doesn't help our case.

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The Land of OZempic: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode (RE-RELEASE)

Thu, 02 Jan 2025 09:00:00 -0000

Lil' Mommas! We will be back with new episodes next week. Enjoy this classic Motherf*ckin Mini Episode, where we mess around with a timeless topic: Ozempic.

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Langston and David answer an email about the Ozempic craze, plus we try to coin the term "Ozy".

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NYE's Conspiracy Theory Wrap Up (with Kid Fury, KevOnStage, & X Mayo)

Tue, 31 Dec 2024 09:00:00 -0000

Lil' Mommas and Gentiles-A-Like! We are ending 2024 with the best episodes of My Momma Told Me. Kid Fury, KevOnStage, and X Mayo brought us memorable moments in conversation: Lil' Bow Wow being a liar, silver attracting electricity, drugs being laced by the government, and more. Let's keep spreading conspiracy theories into 2025!

LISTEN TO FULL EPISODES HERE:

Kid Fury: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/kids-see-ghosts-and-also-predators-with-kid-fury/id1523712290?i=1000643504889

KevOnStage: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/electric-slide-n-socket-with-kevonstage/id1523712290?i=1000642620776

X Mayo: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/savage-x-fentanyl-with-x-mayo/id1523712290?i=1000663775445

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Mixed Kids Are Trying Too Hard: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

Thu, 26 Dec 2024 06:00:00 -0000

Langston and David answer a listener's voicemail about mixed kids trying too hard and how to figure out how to strike the balance of both identities.

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Kwanzaa Is On The Come Up! (with Al Jackson)

Tue, 24 Dec 2024 06:00:00 -0000

Is Kwanzaa on the come-up? Langston and David sit with Al Jackson (Daytime Talk After Dark Podcast) to discuss this joyous celebration. Recorded just in time for the holidays, the guys discuss the younger generation investing in Kwanzaa over TikTok, teetering the line of commercialized holidays, and more. Plus, how many members do you need to make a cult successful? These questions and more get answered in this special episode.

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START THE STEAL TOUR: PORTLAND!

Thu, 19 Dec 2024 06:00:00 -0000

Lil' Mommas and Gentiles Alike! We wrap up the last stop of the Start the Steal Tour in Portland.

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Mattress Firms Are Drug Fronts (with Langston Kerman and David Gborie)

Tue, 17 Dec 2024 06:00:00 -0000

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Did Denzel Do The Bending?!: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

Thu, 12 Dec 2024 09:00:00 -0000

Langston and David answer a listener’s email speculations about Denzel Washington.

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Anime Atrophied Our Extra Leg Muscle (with Che Durena)

Tue, 10 Dec 2024 09:00:00 -0000

Did the programming block "Toonami" make Black boys stay home in order to close the athletic gap between them and white boys? Langston and David discuss this conspiracy theory with Che Durena (Dark Holes with Che Durena). Father figures were certainly disappointed in the hobby, but little did they know how popular it would get a few years later. What was the purpose of "Toonami"? Did this truly cause kids to waste their time and suck out their athleticism? Plus they discuss the ultimate time waster: NBA rookie cards.

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THE START THE STEAL TOUR: BROOKLYN! (with The Kid Mero, Marie Faustin, and Jaboukie Young-White)

Thu, 05 Dec 2024 09:00:00 -0000

Lil' Mommas and Gentiles Alike! Listen to our live Start the Steal Tour featuring The Kid Mero, Marie Faustin, and Jaboukie Young-White at The Bell House in Brooklyn, NY.

Want to join in on the fun? Check out the dates and cities below:

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LANGSTON KERMAN'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "BAD POETRY" IS OUT NOW ON NETFLIX

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The Secret Hormones in Fast Food...(with Ayanna Dookie)

Tue, 03 Dec 2024 08:00:00 -0000

Are secret hormones in McDonald’s French fries the culprit behind our beloved thick women? Langston and David chat with comedian and writer Ayanna Dookie about this conspiracy theory. The episode also gets into the dreadful "sex talk" and embarrassing stories from when everyone was in grade school.

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Are People Stealing Beyoncé's Face?: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

Thu, 28 Nov 2024 08:00:00 -0000

Langston and David answer a listener's voicemail this Thanksgiving about the ever- changing standard of beauty. Do all plastic surgeons just want to make us look like Beyoncé?!?

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Tickets can be purchased at My Momma Told Me's Linktree

LANGSTON KERMAN'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "BAD POETRY" IS OUT NOW ON NETFLIX

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We Are Eating Fake Foods Y'all...(with Langston Kerman and David Gborie)

Tue, 26 Nov 2024 08:00:00 -0000

Are we eating fake foods? Langston and David discuss why most food under the sun is basically not real. The hands of lobbyists determine what certain percentage can be called "food" and how big corporations come into play. Pink slime and Fruity Peeples are talked about regarding artificial foods. Just in time for Thanksgiving, we hope you can stomach this episode!

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THE START THE STEAL TOUR: HOUSTON! (with Kevin Iso)

Thu, 21 Nov 2024 08:00:00 -0000

Lil' Mommas and Gentiles Alike! Listen to our live Start the Steal Tour featuring Kevin Iso at The Secret Group HOUSTON. Want to join in on the fun? Check out the dates and cities below:

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DENVER, CO - 12/5 Cervantes' Masterpiece

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LANGSTON KERMAN'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "BAD POETRY" IS OUT NOW ON NETFLIX

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Tyler Perry is the Devil!! (with Sydnee Washington)

Tue, 19 Nov 2024 09:00:00 -0000

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THE START THE STEAL TOUR: ATLANTA! (with Clayton English, Mandal, and Ms. Pat)

Thu, 14 Nov 2024 17:30:00 -0000

Lil' Mommas and Gentiles Alike! Listen to our live Start the Steal Tour featuring Clayton English, Mandal, and Ms. Pat at City Winery ATL. Want to join in on the fun? Check out the dates and cities below:

**JOIN US AT "START THE STEAL 2024" IN THE FOLLOWING CITIES**

SAN FRANCISCO, CA - 11/17 - Cobb's Comedy Club

DENVER, CO - 12/5 Cervantes' Masterpiece

SEATTLE, WA - 12/12 - Laugh's Comedy Club

PORTLAND, OR - 12/15 - Helium Comedy Club

Tickets can be purchased at My Momma Told Me's Linktree

CALL US & LEAVE A MESSAGE! 844-LIL-MOMS aka 844-545-6667

LANGSTON KERMAN'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "BAD POETRY" IS OUT NOW ON NETFLIX

DAVID GBORIE'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "GBIRTH OF A NATION" OUT NOW ON PATREON

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LANGSTON KERMAN'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "BAD POETRY" IS OUT NOW ON NETFLIX

DAVID GBORIE'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "GBIRTH OF A NATION" OUT NOW ON PATREON

INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/

YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg

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The Interracial Agenda in Commercials (with Yassir & Isaiah Lester)

Tue, 12 Nov 2024 09:00:00 -0000

CALL US & LEAVE A MESSAGE! 844-LIL-MOMS aka 844-545-6667

**JOIN US AT "START THE STEAL 2024" IN THE FOLLOWING CITIES**

SAN FRANCISCO, CA - 11/17 - Cobb's Comedy Club

DENVER, CO - 12/5 Cervantes' Masterpiece

SEATTLE, WA - 12/12 - Laugh's Comedy Club

PORTLAND, OR - 12/15 - Helium Comedy Club

Tickets can be purchased at My Momma Told Me's Linktree

LANGSTON KERMAN'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "BAD POETRY" IS OUT NOW ON NETFLIX

DAVID GBORIE'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "GBIRTH OF A NATION" OUT NOW ON PATREON

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THE START THE STEAL TOUR: LOS ANGELES! (with Wayne Brady and Travis Bennett)

Thu, 07 Nov 2024 06:00:00 -0000

Lil' Mommas and Gentiles Alike! Listen to our live Start the Steal Tour featuring Wayne Brady and Travis Bennett at The Comedy Store in Los Angeles. Want to join in on the fun? Check out the dates and cities below:

BROOKLYN, NY - 11/7 - The Bell House - The Kid Mero, Marie Faustin, and Jaboukie Young-White

SOMERVILLE, MA - 11/8 - Arts at the Armory with Michael Christmas!

PHILADELPHIA, PA - 11/10 - Punch Line Philly with Reggie Conquest!

SAN FRANCISCO, CA - 11/17 - Cobb's Comedy Club

DENVER, CO - 12/5 Cervantes' Masterpiece

SEATTLE, WA - 12/12 - Laugh's Comedy Club

PORTLAND, OR - 12/15 - Helium Comedy Club

Tickets can be purchased at My Momma Told Me's Linktree

LANGSTON KERMAN'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "BAD POETRY" IS OUT NOW ON NETFLIX

DAVID GBORIE'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "GBIRTH OF A NATION" OUT NOW ON PATREON

INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/

YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg

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Big Men Should Not Marry Little Women (with Langston Kerman and David Gborie)

Tue, 05 Nov 2024 09:00:00 -0000

Should big men steer clear from marrying little women? Langston and David answer a listener's email based on their late-grandmother's conspiracy theory. Are big heads taken into consideration? What happens when redheads get together? This gets messy in the best way possible. Put down that Punnett square and listen to this episode!

BROOKLYN, NY - 11/7 - The Bell House - The Kid Mero, Marie Faustin, and Jaboukie Young-White

SOMERVILLE, MA - 11/8 - Arts at the Armory with Michael Christmas!

PHILADELPHIA, PA - 11/10 - Punch Line Philly with Reggie Conquest!

SAN FRANCISCO, CA - 11/17 - Cobb's Comedy Club

DENVER, CO - 12/5 Cervantes' Masterpiece

SEATTLE, WA - 12/12 - Laugh's Comedy Club

PORTLAND, OR - 12/15 - Helium Comedy Club

Tickets can be purchased at My Momma Told Me's Linktree

LANGSTON KERMAN'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "BAD POETRY" IS OUT NOW ON NETFLIX

DAVID GBORIE'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "GBIRTH OF A NATION" OUT NOW ON PATREON

INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/

YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg

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THE START THE STEAL TOUR: D.C.! (with Tony Woods, Paris Sashay, and Jamel Johnson)

Thu, 31 Oct 2024 06:00:00 -0000

Lil' Mommas and Gentiles Alike! Listen to our live Start the Steal Tour featuring Tony Woods, Paris Sashay, and Jamel Johnson at The Miracle Theatre in Washington, D.C. Want to join in on the fun? Check out the dates and cities below:

ATLANTA, GA - 10/31 - City Winery Atlanta with Clayton English and Ms. Pat!

HOUSTON, TX - 11/1 - The Secret Group

AUSTIN, TX - 11/2 - Vulcan Gas Company

DALLAS, TX - 11/3 - The Studio at the Factory

BROOKLYN, NY - 11/7 - The Bell House - The Kid Mero, Marie Faustin, and Jaboukie Young-White

SOMERVILLE, MA - 11/8 - Arts at the Armory with Michael Christmas!

PHILADELPHIA, PA - 11/10 - Punch Line Philly with Reggie Conquest!

SAN FRANCISCO, CA - 11/17 - Cobb's Comedy Club

DENVER, CO - 12/5 Cervantes' Masterpiece

SEATTLE, WA - 12/12 - Laugh's Comedy Club

PORTLAND, OR - 12/15 - Helium Comedy Club

Tickets can be purchased at My Momma Told Me's Linktree

LANGSTON KERMAN'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "BAD POETRY" IS OUT NOW ON NETFLIX

DAVID GBORIE'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "GBIRTH OF A NATION" OUT NOW ON PATREON

INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/

YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg

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Dinosaurs Are Probably Fake (with Cedric Yarbrough)

Tue, 29 Oct 2024 05:00:00 -0000

Are dinosaurs real? Langston and David sit down with comedic improviser Cedric Yarbrough (Clint Eastwood's Juror #2, out Nov. 1! ) about his days being raised as a Jehovah's Witness in Minnesota and many "worldly" ideas he was taught not to believe in, including the existence of dinosaurs. Langston surprises both David and Cedric with his research and they discuss various topics like porn parodies of Reno 911 and getting kicked out of the BET awards after party.

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ATLANTA, GA - 10/31 - City Winery Atlanta with Clayton English and Ms. Pat!

HOUSTON, TX - 11/1 - The Secret Group

AUSTIN, TX - 11/2 - Vulcan Gas Company

DALLAS, TX - 11/3 - The Studio at the Factory

BROOKLYN, NY - 11/7 - The Bell House - The Kid Mero, Marie Faustin, and Jaboukie Young-White

SOMERVILLE, MA - 11/8 - Arts at the Armory with Michael Christmas!

PHILADELPHIA, PA - 11/10 - Punch Line Philly with Reggie Conquest!

SAN FRANCISCO, CA - 11/17 - Cobb's Comedy Club

DENVER, CO - 12/5 Cervantes' Masterpiece

SEATTLE, WA - 12/12 - Laugh's Comedy Club

PORTLAND, OR - 12/15 - Helium Comedy Club

Tickets can be purchased at My Momma Told Me's Linktree

LANGSTON KERMAN'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "BAD POETRY" IS OUT NOW ON NETFLIX

DAVID GBORIE'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "GBIRTH OF A NATION" OUT NOW ON PATREON

INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/

YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg

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THE START THE STEAL TOUR: CHICAGO! (with LaRoyce Hawkins & Marilee)

Thu, 24 Oct 2024 08:00:00 -0000

Lil' Mommas and Gentiles Alike! Listen to our live Start the Steal Tour featuring LaRoyce Hawkins and Marilee at The Den Theatre in Chicago. Want to join in on the fun? Check out the dates and cities below:

ATLANTA, GA - 10/31 - City Winery Atlanta with Clayton English and Ms. Pat!

HOUSTON, TX - 11/1 - The Secret Group

AUSTIN, TX - 11/2 - Vulcan Gas Company

DALLAS, TX - 11/3 - The Studio at the Factory

BROOKLYN, NY - 11/7 - The Bell House - The Kid Mero, Marie Faustin, and Jaboukie Young-White

SOMERVILLE, MA - 11/8 - Arts at the Armory

PHILADELPHIA, PA - 11/10 - Punch Line Philly

SAN FRANCISCO, CA - 11/17 - Cobb's Comedy Club

DENVER, CO - 12/5 Cervantes' Masterpiece

SEATTLE, WA - 12/12 - Laugh's Comedy Club

PORTLAND, OR - 12/15 - Helium Comedy Club

Tickets can be purchased at My Momma Told Me's Linktree

LANGSTON KERMAN'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "BAD POETRY" IS OUT NOW ON NETFLIX

DAVID GBORIE'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "GBIRTH OF A NATION" OUT NOW ON PATREON

INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/

YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg

TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en

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Is Shannon Sharpe Hiding a Nasty Little Secret? (with Langston Kerman and David Gborie)

Tue, 22 Oct 2024 08:00:00 -0000

Did Shannon Sharpe intentionally go on Instagram Live to bury the queer rumors about him? Langston and David discuss the IG alert heard around the world and the idea of Hypermasculinity playing a role in the Black community. Why does the public care so much about athletes' sexual orientations, especially for Black men? One thing is for sure, you will never catch these hosts on IG Live, and that's a promise!

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ATLANTA, GA - 10/31 - City Winery Atlanta with Clayton English and Ms. Pat!

HOUSTON, TX - 11/1 - The Secret Group

AUSTIN, TX - 11/2 - Vulcan Gas Company

DALLAS, TX - 11/3 - The Studio at the Factory

BROOKLYN, NY - 11/7 - The Bell House - The Kid Mero, Marie Faustin, and Jaboukie Young-White

SOMERVILLE, MA - 11/8 - Arts at the Armory

PHILADELPHIA, PA - 11/10 - Punch Line Philly

SAN FRANCISCO, CA - 11/17 - Cobb's Comedy Club

DENVER, CO - 12/5 Cervantes' Masterpiece

SEATTLE, WA - 12/12 - Laugh's Comedy Club

PORTLAND, OR - 12/15 - Helium Comedy Club

Tickets can be purchased at My Momma Told Me's Linktree

LANGSTON KERMAN'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "BAD POETRY" IS OUT NOW ON NETFLIX

DAVID GBORIE'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "GBIRTH OF A NATION" OUT NOW ON PATREON

INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/

YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg

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Wells Fargo BanKKK: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

Thu, 17 Oct 2024 08:00:00 -0000

Langston and David answer a listener's email about Wells Fargo being the KKK of banks. This challenges David's previous statement of Wells Fargo being a "Black" bank.

**JOIN US AT "START THE STEAL 2024" IN THE FOLLOWING CITIES**

HOLLYWOOD, CA - 10/17 - The Comedy Store (The Main Room) - Wayne Brady and Travis Bennett

ATLANTA, GA - 10/31 - City Winery

HOUSTON, TX - 11/1 - The Secret Group

AUSTIN, TX - 11/2 - Vulcan Gas Company

DALLAS, TX - 11/3 - The Studio at the Factory

BROOKLYN, NY - 11/7 - The Bell House - The Kid Mero, Marie Faustin, and Jaboukie Young-White

SOMERVILLE, MA - 11/8 - Arts at the Armory

PHILADELPHIA, PA - 11/10 - Punch Line Philly

SAN FRANCISCO, CA - 11/17 - Cobb's Comedy Club

DENVER, CO - 12/5 Cervantes' Masterpiece

SEATTLE, WA - 12/12 - Laugh's Comedy Club

PORTLAND, OR - 12/15 - Helium Comedy Club

Tickets can be purchased at My Momma Told Me's Linktree

LANGSTON KERMAN'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "BAD POETRY" IS OUT NOW ON NETFLIX

DAVID GBORIE'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "GBIRTH OF A NATION" OUT NOW ON PATREON

INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/

YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg

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The Right Ear is the Gay Ear (with Vinny Thomas)

Tue, 15 Oct 2024 06:00:00 -0000

If you get your right ear pierced, does that mean you're gay? Langston and David sit down with Vinny Thomas (Platonic on Apple TV) about this fashion conspiracy theory. Talks of Claire's and how important location is when it comes to these piercings. Let's just say the back of the bus is not a good location. Langston shares a story about a regretful tattoo and we learn how Nancy Reagan really "tore it down" for Ronald Reagan and the rest of the world.

**JOIN US AT "START THE STEAL 2024" IN THE FOLLOWING CITIES**

HOLLYWOOD, CA - 10/17 - The Comedy Store (The Main Room) - Wayne Brady and Travis Bennett

ATLANTA, GA - 10/31 - City Winery

HOUSTON, TX - 11/1 - The Secret Group

AUSTIN, TX - 11/2 - Vulcan Gas Company

DALLAS, TX - 11/3 - The Studio at the Factory

BROOKLYN, NY - 11/7 - The Bell House - The Kid Mero, Marie Faustin, and Jaboukie Young-White

SOMERVILLE, MA - 11/8 - Arts at the Armory

PHILADELPHIA, PA - 11/10 - Punch Line Philly

SAN FRANCISCO, CA - 11/17 - Cobb's Comedy Club

DENVER, CO - 12/5 Cervantes' Masterpiece

SEATTLE, WA - 12/12 - Laugh's Comedy Club

PORTLAND, OR - 12/15 - Helium Comedy Club

Tickets can be purchased at My Momma Told Me's Linktree

LANGSTON KERMAN'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "BAD POETRY" IS OUT NOW ON NETFLIX

DAVID GBORIE'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "GBIRTH OF A NATION" OUT NOW ON PATREON

INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/

YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg

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May Your Nightmares Come True: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

Thu, 10 Oct 2024 08:00:00 -0000

Langston and David answer a straight-to-the-point listener email about telling someone about a nightmare on an empty stomach will make it come true.

**JOIN US AT "START THE STEAL 2024" IN THE FOLLOWING CITIES**

WASHINGTON, DC - 10/10 - The Miracle Theatre w/ Jamel Johnson, Paris Sashay, and Tony Woods

CHICAGO, IL - 10/13 - The Den with Marilee and LaRoyce Hawkins

HOLLYWOOD, CA - 10/17 - The Comedy Store w/ Wayne Brady and Travis Bennett

ATLANTA, GA - 10/31 - City Winery

HOUSTON, TX - 11/1 - The Secret Group

AUSTIN, TX - 11/2 - Vulcan Gas Company

DALLAS, TX - 11/3 - The Studio at the Factory

BROOKLYN, NY - 11/7 - The Bell House

SOMERVILLE, MA - 11/8 - Arts at the Armory

PHILADELPHIA, PA - 11/10 - Punch Line Philly

SAN FRANCISCO, CA - 11/17 - Cobb's Comedy Club

DENVER, CO - 12/5 Cervantes' Masterpiece

SEATTLE, WA - 12/12 - Laugh's Comedy Club

PORTLAND, OR - 12/15 - Helium Comedy Club

Tickets can be purchased at My Momma Told Me's Linktree

LANGSTON KERMAN'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "BAD POETRY" IS OUT NOW ON NETFLIX

DAVID GBORIE'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "GBIRTH OF A NATION" OUT NOW ON PATREON

INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/

YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg

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Pfizer & John Legend Are Conspiring! (with Langston Kerman and David Gborie)

Tue, 08 Oct 2024 08:00:00 -0000

What's up with John Legend being in all these Pfizer commercials? Langston and David answer a listener's email about them being in cahoots with Black churches. Who does this benefit? How are church ladies involved? and WHY John Legend? They touch on issues like White Coat Syndrome and more throughout this episode. Plus, David struggles with the sound pad.

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WASHINGTON, DC - 10/10 - The Miracle Theatre w/ Jamel Johnson, Paris Sashay, and Tony Woods!

CHICAGO, IL - 10/13 - The Den with Marilee and LaRoyce Hawkins

HOLLYWOOD, CA - 10/17 - The Comedy Store (The Main Room)

ATLANTA, GA - 10/31 - City Winery

HOUSTON, TX - 11/1 - The Secret Group

AUSTIN, TX - 11/2 - Vulcan Gas Company

DALLAS, TX - 11/3 - The Studio at the Factory

BROOKLYN, NY - 11/7 - The Bell House

SOMERVILLE, MA - 11/8 - Arts at the Armory

PHILADELPHIA, PA - 11/10 - Punch Line Philly

SAN FRANCISCO, CA - 11/17 - Cobb's Comedy Club

DENVER, CO - 12/5 Cervantes' Masterpiece

SEATTLE, WA - 12/12 - Laugh's Comedy Club

PORTLAND, OR - 12/15 - Helium Comedy Club

Tickets can be purchased at My Momma Told Me's Linktree

LANGSTON KERMAN'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "BAD POETRY" IS OUT NOW ON NETFLIX

DAVID GBORIE'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "GBIRTH OF A NATION" OUT NOW ON PATREON

INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/

YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg

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DEI'ing with the Stars: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

Thu, 03 Oct 2024 08:00:00 -0000

Langston and David answer a listener's email about Reginald VelJohnson and Dwight Howard being DEI additions to Dancing with the Stars.

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WASHINGTON, DC - 10/10 - The Miracle Theatre w/ Jamel Johnson, Paris Sashay, and Tony Woods!

DETROIT, MI - 10/12 - The Majestic Theatre with Mel Mitchell and Leah Vernon

CHICAGO, IL - 10/13 - The Den with Marilee and LaRoyce Hawkins

HOLLYWOOD, CA - 10/17 - The Comedy Store (The Main Room)

ATLANTA, GA - 10/31 - City Winery

HOUSTON, TX - 11/1 - The Secret Group

AUSTIN, TX - 11/2 - Vulcan Gas Company

DALLAS, TX - 11/3 - The Studio at the Factory

BROOKLYN, NY - 11/7 - The Bell House

SOMERVILLE, MA - 11/8 - Arts at the Armory

PHILADELPHIA, PA - 11/10 - Punch Line Philly

SAN FRANCISCO, CA - 11/17 - Cobb's Comedy Club

DENVER, CO - 12/5 Cervantes' Masterpiece

SEATTLE, WA - 12/12 - Laugh's Comedy Club

PORTLAND, OR - 12/15 - Helium Comedy Club

Tickets can be purchased at My Momma Told Me's Linktree

LANGSTON KERMAN'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "BAD POETRY" IS OUT NOW ON NETFLIX

DAVID GBORIE'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "GBIRTH OF A NATION" OUT NOW ON PATREON

INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/

YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg

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It Ain't Easy Being Green (with Alex English)

Tue, 01 Oct 2024 08:00:00 -0000

Did Black people used to be green? Langston and David talk with Alex English (Saturday Night Live) about this viral conspiracy theory. The words of Bobby Hemmit help guide the conversation of how Black people used to be Gods and how green skin falls into that thinking. What other powers did Black people sacrifice? Are Black people sexier green? Green colorism is visited, plus they visit the depths of TikTok and find a hotep hoopin' in a Burger King crown.

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Sashay Cache: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

Thu, 26 Sep 2024 08:00:00 -0000

Langston and David answer a listener's email about the Chase bank glitch.

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Run It Back: Diddy Edition! Puff Puff Pass That Ass (Ariel Leaty and Justin Williams)

Tue, 24 Sep 2024 08:00:00 -0000

Lil' Mommas and Gentiles A Like! We are re-releasing this episode of My Momma Told Me, predicting the current media circus around Diddy. We had such a great time with Ariel Leaty and Justin Williams. Let's run it back - bye, b*tch!

Is Diddy turning our hip-hop heroes into sex slaves? Langston and David discuss with Ariel Leaty and Justin Williams (Fraudsters on Last Podcast Network) about this popular Internet conspiracy theory. Talks of the queer spectrum, Clive Davis rumors, and just eccentric millionaires doing the absolute most. We all remember Diddy dressing up as the Joker and starting public fights. Is this a cry for help? Or is it Diddy just being Diddy.

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PHILADELPHIA, PA - 11/10 - Punch Line Philly

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DENVER, CO - 12/5 Cervantes' Masterpiece

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Do The Hairy Leg: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

Thu, 19 Sep 2024 18:35:00 -0000

Langston and David answer a listener's email about Black women shaving their legs.

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DENVER, CO - 12/5 Cervantes' Masterpiece

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No Slump in My Bump (with Brandi Denise)

Tue, 17 Sep 2024 08:00:00 -0000

Does the shape of your pregnancy bump determine the gender of your baby? Langston and David discuss this classic old wives tale with Brandi Denise (The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon). Rib cages, BMI, gravity, and much more are talked about in the episode. Plus, what do two male podcast hosts know about pregnancy? TikTok trends of hot daddies "back in the day", ultrasound guessing, and surprise pregnancy stories occur. Plus, the funniest people on earth were mean high school boys. We are not medical professionals, but WebMD may have a run for their money.

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DENVER, CO - 12/5 Cervantes' Masterpiece

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McRacist: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

Thu, 12 Sep 2024 09:00:00 -0000

Langston and David answer a listener's email about fast food menu pairings targeting Black communities and if it's intentional.

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DENVER, CO - 12/5 Cervantes' Masterpiece

SEATTLE, WA - 12/12 - Laugh's Comedy Club

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Morpheus for Lesspheus (with Josh Johnson)

Tue, 10 Sep 2024 09:00:00 -0000

Are we all living in the matrix? Langston and David sit with Josh Johnson (The Daily Show) about this conspiracy theory that many billionaires subscribe to (looking at you Elon). Talks of the Matrix franchise, bunkers, déjà vu, and the Mayan calendar occur throughout this episode. Should we be having these flashbacks so often? How many people are considered "too many" for a bunker colony? These questions don't get answered, but we do learn that Langston doesn't want any of us to know the year he graduated high school.

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DENVER, CO - 12/5 Cervantes' Masterpiece

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CTBooty: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode RE-RELEASE

Thu, 05 Sep 2024 09:00:00 -0000

Hey, Lil' Mommas! We will be back with new Motherf*ckin Mini Episodes next week! Run it back with this classic. Bye, b*tch!

Langston and David answer an email from someone speculating the link of CTE to R&B artists. Plus, Langston and David exchange K-Ci & Jojo videos.

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DALLAS, TX - 11/3 - The Studio at the Factory

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PHILADELPHIA, PA - 11/10 - Punch Line Philly

SAN FRANCISCO, CA - 11/17 - Cobb's Comedy Club

DENVER, CO - 12/5 Cervantes' Masterpiece

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PORTLAND, OR - 12/15 - Helium Comedy Club

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Post Ghost Cobbler (with Langston Kerman and David Gborie)

Tue, 03 Sep 2024 09:00:00 -0000

Are church ladies who speak in tongues suppressed hoes? Langston and David answer a listener's email about this conspiracy theory and go deep into Black churches and what "giving yourself to the Lord" means. The guys also ask themselves what God means to them. Don't worry, this existential conversation is temporary as soon as we hop into "post-ghost cobbler" and how what all these church hoes need is just a meal at Denny's.

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ATLANTA, GA - 10/31 - City Winery

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AUSTIN, TX - 11/2 - Vulcan Gas Company

DALLAS, TX - 11/3 - The Studio at the Factory

BROOKLYN, NY - 11/7 - The Bell House

SOMERVILLE, MA - 11/8 - Arts at the Armory

PHILADELPHIA, PA - 11/10 - Punch Line Philly

SAN FRANCISCO, CA - 11/17 - Cobb's Comedy Club

DENVER, CO - 12/5 Cervantes' Masterpiece

SEATTLE, WA - 12/12 - Laugh's Comedy Club

PORTLAND, OR - 12/15 - Helium Comedy Club

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Ofay The Gay Away: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

Thu, 29 Aug 2024 09:00:00 -0000

Langston and David answer a listener’s email about Black gay men using white women as beards.

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ATLANTA, GA - 10/31 - City Winery

HOUSTON, TX - 11/1 - The Secret Group

AUSTIN, TX - 11/2 - Vulcan Gas Company

DALLAS, TX - 11/3 - The Studio at the Factory

BROOKLYN, NY - 11/7 - The Bell House

SOMERVILLE, MA - 11/8 - Arts at the Armory

PHILADELPHIA, PA - 11/10 - Punch Line Philly

SAN FRANCISCO, CA - 11/17 - Cobb's Comedy Club

DENVER, CO - 12/5 Cervantes' Masterpiece

SEATTLE, WA - 12/12 - Laugh's Comedy Club

PORTLAND, OR - 12/15 - Helium Comedy Club

Tickets can be purchased at My Momma Told Me's Linktree

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Conspiracy Mid Year Remix! (feat. Mandal, Miles Gray, and Will Ferrell)

Tue, 27 Aug 2024 09:00:00 -0000

Lil' Mommas and Gentiles Alike! Langston and David present a mid-year remix of our favorite guests as we move full force into a new season of My Momma Told Me. We got bits from Will Ferrell, Mandal, and Miles Gray. We promise you are going to love these selections.

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HOLLYWOOD, CA - 10/17 - The Comedy Store (The Main Room)

ATLANTA, GA - 10/31 - City Winery

HOUSTON, TX - 11/1 - The Secret Group

AUSTIN, TX - 11/2 - Vulcan Gas Company

DALLAS, TX - 11/3 - The Studio at the Factory

BROOKLYN, NY - 11/7 - The Bell House

SOMERVILLE, MA - 11/8 - Arts at the Armory

PHILADELPHIA, PA - 11/10 - Punch Line Philly

SAN FRANCISCO, CA - 11/17 - Cobb's Comedy Club

DENVER, CO - 12/5 Cervantes' Masterpiece

SEATTLE, WA - 12/12 - Laugh's Comedy Club

PORTLAND, OR - 12/15 - Helium Comedy Club

Tickets can be purchased at My Momma Told Me's Linktree

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Fancy Supremacy: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

Thu, 22 Aug 2024 09:00:00 -0000

Langston and David answer a listener's email about luxury brands incepting Black people with ideas of white supremacy.

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I Am Scared of You Motherf*ckas! (with Langston Kerman and David Gborie)

Tue, 20 Aug 2024 09:00:00 -0000

Did Barack Obama put a hit on Bernie Mac? Langston and David discuss the infamous fundraising event that upset the Obama Camp. Why was Chicago in such an uproar? Why did Bernie tell those excellent nasty jokes? They talk about the material Bernie told that evening and why such a conspiracy could land someone in trouble. Be careful out there!

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Unnecessary Chicken Roughness: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

Thu, 15 Aug 2024 09:00:00 -0000

Langston and David answer a reactionary listener's email about washing chicken. We want to reiterate to dummies out there: Langston and David do cook their chicken!

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Wash & Fowl'd (with Propaganda)

Tue, 13 Aug 2024 09:00:00 -0000

Are you supposed to wash your chicken before cooking? Langston and David discuss this controversial conspiracy theory with Propaganda (Cool Zone Media's Hood Politics). The three dive into their own experience with washing chicken, produce, and legs. Yes, your legs. Plus, information from the CDC and a racially targeted demonstration video are fully discussed. Also, we learn about producer Olivia's chicken-washing habits. Let's say we are making a few changes to the pod.

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Weather Machines Don’t Care about Black People: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode (RE-RELEASE)

Thu, 08 Aug 2024 09:00:00 -0000

Hey, Lil' Mommas! We will be back with new Motherf*ckin Mini Episodes next week! Run it back with this classic. Bye, b*tch!

Langston and David answer a listener's email about Hurricane Katrina being controlled by a weather machine. Plus, talks of Jackie Chan take over the chat.

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Beef with The Motherland (with Langston Kerman and David Gborie)

Tue, 06 Aug 2024 09:00:00 -0000

Did the U.S. government create tension between Black Americans and Africans? Langston and David answer a listener's email about this conspiracy theory and their experience moving to The States from Africa. The conversation leads in different directions regarding Africa's views of the United States, the international relationship between the two continents, and the discussion of the African Diaspora. Of course, it's our take on it -- so Lil' Mommas, strap in! Plus, Langston and David want to invest in a Little League team.

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Potent Portables: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

Thu, 01 Aug 2024 09:00:00 -0000

Langston and David answer a listener's email about gifted and talented classes in the 90s/early aughts and how it may be associated with neurodivergent individuals.

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Savage X Fentanyl (with X Mayo)

Tue, 30 Jul 2024 09:00:00 -0000

Are drugs being laced with fentanyl by the government? Langston and David sit down with X Mayo (The Daily Show with Trevor Noah) to talk about this conspiracy theory. They talk about the rise of fentanyl in drugs, walk down the history of the legalization of certain drugs, deregulation, and how certain drugs are used as a political tool purposely targeted towards groups to lose/gain monetarily. Of course, all these motifs are fueled by racism and capitalism. Plus, talks of Kendrick and Drake arise, which will be a "Forever Subject" on this podcast.

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America's Next Cop Model: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

Thu, 25 Jul 2024 09:00:00 -0000

Langston and David answer a listener's email about Black cop roles in TV and Film.

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The MIB-List (with Malik B)

Tue, 23 Jul 2024 07:00:00 -0000

Are the Men in Black real? Langston and David discuss this far-out conspiracy theory with Malik B (Complex's Funniest People on the Internet). The three discuss the many disguises aliens take, including humans, specifically Michael B. Jordan. Deja vu is discussed and how much that comes into play when dealing with the MIB and the origin story of the organization. This conversation goes all over the place, but you know we love alien talk on this podcast! Plus, talks of Family Feud occur. We are always rooting for Black family contestants. Lastly, a Chik-fil-a story.

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Uncut & Unbothered : Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

Thu, 18 Jul 2024 07:00:00 -0000

Langston and David answer an email from a listener about the uncut and cut dicks that have been in their lives.

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King of The Hill Abductions: Motherf*ckin Mini Epsisode

Thu, 11 Jul 2024 09:00:00 -0000

Langston and David answer a listener's email about the Barney Hill abductions being an inside job from the government due to his involvement in the Civil Rights Movement.

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The Swirly Proclamation (with Kevin Iso)

Tue, 09 Jul 2024 09:00:00 -0000

Is bullying healthy? Langston and David sit down with returning guest Kevin Iso (Flatbush Misdemeanors) to discuss this conspiracy theory. Does being bullied build tough skin? Is hazing considered bullying? Does it make us into a better person/teach us about ourselves? Plus, talks of Bronny and LeBron playing basketball together. Trinidad James even gets thrown into the mix. The conversation goes in many directions, but we all agree our mothers were our first bullies.

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Drinking That Haterade: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

Thu, 04 Jul 2024 08:00:00 -0000

Langston and David deliver a motherf*ckin mini episode about their favorite hobby: hating.

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Dude, Where's My Super Suit? (with Skyler Higley)

Tue, 02 Jul 2024 09:00:00 -0000

Did ancient Black people get superpowers? Langston and David invite returning guest, Skyler Higley (@aftermidnight) to discuss this phenomenal Black conspiracy theory. Discussion of Black people being originally green, Melanin theory, and of course, LeBron James and Bronny James are brought up throughout the pod. The three of them revisit the toxic talks of Bobby Hemmitt's speeches to make sense of this argument and understand the godly powers that were taken away from Black people.

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Sweating Like the Club in Church: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

Thu, 27 Jun 2024 09:00:00 -0000

Langston and David answer a listener's email about another Black community New Years Eve tradition: Watch Night and its origins.

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Stuntin’ Like My Dadas (with Langston Kerman and David Gborie)

Tue, 25 Jun 2024 09:00:00 -0000

Is the fashion industry out to get us? Langston and David take a trip down memory lane of trends they’ve attempted: color bandanas, bootleg FUBU, dada spinners, baggy clothes, and more. They both accept the idea of creative expression within fashion but also acknowledge questionable motives. Are these trends trying to make us look like idiots? Why are we going broke to impress our colleagues and peers? Is David going to grow long hair? Langston shares his Value City experience. Let’s just say, he looked too “familiar”.

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Charmin Oprah-Strong: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

Thu, 20 Jun 2024 09:00:00 -0000

Langston and David answer a listener's email about Oprah's influence on hoarding toilet paper during the COVID-19 Pandemic.

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N.W.H aka Ni**as with Holidays (with Langston Kerman and David Gborie)

Tue, 18 Jun 2024 09:00:00 -0000

Are there no more Black holidays? This special Juneteenth episode covers the timeline of the celebration and whether or not the U.S. truly cares about it. Questions arise: Is this a celebration of the trickery? Do we need white people to partake in this holiday? How do you keep things inclusive about a certain group? Do you celebrate having a barbecue or boil? Langston reads off a list of holidays that may surprise AND disappoint you. This conversation leads to Langston and David brainstorming a new holiday for Lil' Mommas and the Black community.

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The Land of OZempic: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

Thu, 13 Jun 2024 09:00:00 -0000

Langston and David answer an email about the Ozempic craze, plus we try to coin the term "Ozy".

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Stand Behind Your Man (with Jessica Clemons) (RE-RELEASE)

Tue, 11 Jun 2024 09:00:00 -0000

Hey Lil' Mommas! Langston and David will be back next week with new episodes, you don't want to miss our Juneteenth episode...bye, b*tch!

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Are you supposed to let a man walk through the door first on New Year's Day? Langston and David chat with Jessica Clemons (New Rockstars YouTube) about this holiday conspiracy theory and others that are suppose to bring good fotune to a new year. The South never surprises us with their superstitions and our hosts find a new role model in the MMTM universe: Grandpa Junior.

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Jehovah’s Famous Witnesses: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

Thu, 06 Jun 2024 09:00:00 -0000

Langston and David answer a listener's email about Jehovah's Witnesses being the Black version of Scientology.

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BBSmell (with Langston Kerman and David Gborie)

Tue, 04 Jun 2024 09:00:00 -0000

Do Brazilian butt lifts smell? Langston and David discuss this conspiracy theory and how it impacts all walks of life in the Lil' Momma community. Where would this idea come from? Is it seeded in society's hatred towards women? Or could it be poor post-surgery hygiene? Langston and David brainstorm an ethical strip club and how it would fail immediately. We also learn that "blue" is not a flavor.

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Starvin' Sovereign: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

Thu, 30 May 2024 08:00:00 -0000

Langston and David answer a listener's email about people having Moorish national passports and using them to avoid taxes in restaurants and the IRS. Also, David may be the future face of compression socks.

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The Skeeting Rainbow (with Miles Gray)

Tue, 28 May 2024 09:00:00 -0000

Did “rainbow parties” really exist? Langston and David sit down with Miles Gray (The Daily Zeitgeist) to talk about this sex-based conspiracy theory. How many lipsticks were involved? Was this another moral panic in America? Who attended these parties? Also, who made boomers in charge of oral sex culture? Of course, Oprah and Shaunie O'Neal are involved.

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Who Sent You, Dr. Umar?? : Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

Thu, 23 May 2024 09:00:00 -0000

Langston and David answer a listener's email about Dr. Umar being an industry plant.

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Oops! All Quid Pro Quo Hoes (with Langston Kerman and David Gborie)

Tue, 21 May 2024 09:00:00 -0000

Langston and David dedicate an episode to answering a listener's email with their version of Quid Pro Quo Ho, a popular game from our live shows. The game presents hopeful possibilities for the world, but each possibility comes with very specific conditions. Think of it as a Black Saw scenario and Langston being Jigsaw, which weirdly seems to track. The conversation leads to beautiful chaos and David still defends himself as a lover of all animals.

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To Temu or Not to Temu: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

Thu, 16 May 2024 09:00:00 -0000

David, Olivia, and editor Justin hold down the fort on this week's Motherf*ckin Mini Episode and discuss the newest ambassador request for My Momma Told Me: Temu.

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Three Dead Celebs: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

Thu, 09 May 2024 10:00:00 -0000

David holds the fort down while Langston is out, but producer Olivia makes her debut cameo on this week's Motherf*ckin Mini Episode. They answer an email about celebrities dying in threes.

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Netflix Is A Joke Fest: My Momma Told Me LIVE (with Jay Jurden and Steelo Brim)

Tue, 07 May 2024 09:00:00 -0000

This week Langston and David present My Momma Told Me Live at The Comedy Store in Los Angeles, California for Netflix Is A Joke Festival. They invite returning guests Jay Jurden and Steelo Brim to partake in crazy and hilariously controversial conversations surrounding Black conspiracy theories. From Kendrick and Drake beef to big booties, we know you Lil' Mommas will like this episode.

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Drake Diss & Bunny Man: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

Thu, 02 May 2024 09:00:00 -0000

Langston and David talk about Kendrick Lamar's diss track to Drake and answer a listener's emails about an urban legend figure: The Bunny Man.

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Tall Glass of Alien (with Dulcé Sloan)

Tue, 30 Apr 2024 09:00:00 -0000

Did 8ft aliens take over a Miami mall? Langston and David talk with returning guest, Dulcé Sloan (Hello, Friends! Stories of Dating, Destiny, & Day Jobs), about this phenomenon that happened a few months ago. This was reported all over the local news as well as TikTok. The three get down to business asking questions about the existence of aliens, how tall aliens are, and would aliens even want to hang out with earthlings. Also, we learn Langston and David's REAL heights.

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Live Show Throw Back: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

Thu, 25 Apr 2024 08:00:00 -0000

My Momma Told Me presents the first act of the Chicago Live show. Just to give you Lil' Mommas a taste of what to expect at our live show on SUN 5/5 at The Comedy Store. If you haven't gotten tickets go to NetflixIsAJoke.com and search "My Momma Told Me". Get your today!

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O.J. Miss-him (with Langston Kerman and David Gborie)

Tue, 23 Apr 2024 10:00:00 -0000

Langston and David reflect on the life and death of O.J. Simpson. A complicated figure in the culture and a frequently brought up person on this podcast. His comedy, Twitter antics, and headlines supplied so much material to daily conversations, plus they discuss past topics like O.J.'s son doing the murder and the strange videos O.J. posted leading up to his death. We all agree murder isn't funny, but O.J. may be the funniest acquitted murderer ever.

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Ghost Ride The Face: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

Thu, 18 Apr 2024 10:00:00 -0000

Langston and David answer a listener's email about the infamous Hag that suffocates you while you're sleeping.

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Dark Week (with Reggie Conquest)

Tue, 16 Apr 2024 10:00:00 -0000

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Ratasoupie: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

Thu, 11 Apr 2024 10:00:00 -0000

Langston and David answer a listener's email about a Jamaican folk remedy that cures asthma: rat soup.

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Little Red Riding Hoe (with Kristen Sivills & J-Rod)

Tue, 09 Apr 2024 10:00:00 -0000

If you wear red nail polish, does that mean you're a floozy? Langston and David get in the chair with Kristen Sivills & J-Rod (And Then We... Podcast) about the ultra-popular nail polish color of choice. When is the appropriate age to wear red nail polish? What does the color red do to the opposite sex? Also, they discuss where nail polish originated and how it came to popularity for all kinds of people. This is a hoe-positive episode and we even dare to say a hoe-positive podcast. Live your true colors!

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The Golden Coke: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

Thu, 04 Apr 2024 10:00:00 -0000

Langston and David answer a listener's email that delves into the concept of "The darker the skin, the easier they are to deal with in business." Plus, they revisit a racist nursery rhyme.

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Smooth as Stutter (with Langston Kerman and David Gborie)

Tue, 02 Apr 2024 10:00:00 -0000

If you tickle a baby will it develop a stutter? Langston and David discuss this conspiracy at length. How does this impact speech patterns? Is it possible to tickle a baby TOO much? What is tickle torture? David unwillingly shares his story with Langston about "fighting like a giraffe". Plus, they reminisce about intellectual rappers who turned out not to be smart.

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The Mysteries of Sean Paul: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

Thu, 28 Mar 2024 10:00:00 -0000

Langston and David discuss the myth, the legend of Jamaica's own, Sean Paul. Plus, they have a lot to say about '00 ringtones.

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Barkin' Up The Wrong Bread (with Mandal)

Tue, 26 Mar 2024 10:00:00 -0000

Did escaped slaves throw hush puppies out to distract the hounds from tracking them? Langston and David gather with ATL's own Mandal (Don't Tell Comedy) about this Facebook conspiracy theory. They go into tangents about Captain D's fish shack, tilapia being printed on 3D printers, and cod being the hotdog version of fish. Questions arise throughout the episode. Who originated Hush Puppies? How did this rumor spread so fast? Who else fries bread? Also, we learn Langston doesn't like chicken livers.

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Ninja, Please!: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

Thu, 21 Mar 2024 10:00:00 -0000

Langston and David answer a listener's email about Karate being originally from Africa.

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Black Man in a Little Dress (with Devon Walker) RE-RELEASE

Tue, 19 Mar 2024 16:42:00 -0000

Do Black men in Hollywood have to put on a dress to succeed in Hollywood? Langston and David try on different ideas with Devon Walker (Saturday Night Live) about this popular barbershop conspiracy. They name the Mount Rushmore of Black men in dresses and what does it mean to be masculine. Musicians take a swing at putting on dresses, but are they really contributing to the conversation. Two words: Sylvia Plath

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Tooth Fast, Tooth Furious: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

Thu, 14 Mar 2024 10:00:00 -0000

Langston and David answer a listener's email about finding a woman with no teeth.

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Curl, You Know It's True? (with Langston Kerman and David Gborie)

Tue, 12 Mar 2024 10:00:00 -0000

Langston and David open up the numerous emails we received about S Curl models and whether or not they exist. Some listeners share personal stories of knowing someone who did model and some just want to note that they met B2K in the process. If you believe you have additional information about S Curl models OR were one, reach out to us! Who knows, you could be a future guest on the pod. But that's it, if we give you all too much power it's gonna be a goddamn mess, and not the good kind!

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Jigga-Baloo: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

Thu, 07 Mar 2024 11:00:00 -0000

Langston and David discuss last week's argument David had with his girlfriend. They both take a deep dive into The Jungle Book and who Baloo represents. Also, Langston is a Shere Khan stan.

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UFO aka Unidentified Floating Ocean (with Jeff Wright)

Tue, 05 Mar 2024 15:43:00 -0000

Are aliens actually living in the deep sea? Langston and David dive with Jeff Wright (Late Night with Seth Meyers) into this conspiracy theory. Why have we spent so much money on NASA and not as much on ocean exploration? Are the fish we're eating the "dumb" aliens? Why is the Little Mermaid a sell-out? More questions ahead of this episode, plus what areas of Denver have Black people? All we know is it's not the mountain areas.

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Nut If You Must: Motherf*ckin' Mini Episode

Thu, 29 Feb 2024 08:00:00 -0000

David holds down this week's mini episode and answers a listener's email about semen backing up shower pipes. Plus, he shares his latest argument with his girlfriend.

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Big Pappa Has Arrived (with Will Ferrell)

Tue, 27 Feb 2024 08:00:00 -0000

Langston and David are visited by Big Money Players head honcho, Will Ferrell, on this week's episode. Questions arise: will this guest alienate our listeners? Who is "Pappa"? Why does he want to drink pee so badly? He shares personal conspiracies regarding the cure for athlete's foot and more Stevie Wonder stories. Plus, a round of quid pro quo hoe gets him to answer the hard-hitting questions. There's no escaping this one, white devil!

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Devil's Pose: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

Thu, 22 Feb 2024 08:00:00 -0000

Langston and David answer a listener's email about yoga being a way to let Satan into your mind.

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Cobra Clog (with Langston Kerman and David Gborie)

Tue, 20 Feb 2024 11:00:00 -0000

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The House that Usher Raymond Built: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

Thu, 15 Feb 2024 11:00:00 -0000

Langston and David answer a listener's email about cis males loving Usher, plus conversation of Ne-Yo occurs.

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Big Willie Lynch Style (with Rochée Jeffrey)

Tue, 13 Feb 2024 11:00:00 -0000

Is the infamous Willie Lynch speech real? Langston and David talk it out with Rochée Jeffrey (Yes, We Cannabis from Audible) about this legendary conspiracy theory. What are the implications of this letter? Was it meant to control the Black community or just pit us against each other? Ultimately, the letter is a hoax but we explore the emotional truth to it and what it means to the community who is under constant scrutiny. Plus, the three pick their favorite stereotypes of Black people and briefly talk about Langston's Cam'ron inspired hoodie and David's barbershop visit. Vote "Yes, We Cannabis" for the NAACP Image Awards!

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Bobby Hemmit & The Multiverse: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode (RE-RELEASE)

Thu, 08 Feb 2024 11:00:00 -0000

Hey Lil' Mommas! We will be back next week with new Motherf*ckin Mini Episodes. Until then, enjoy this throwback mini about Bobby Hemmit.

Langston and David take a deep dive into the most hotep person on the Internet: Bobby Hemmit.

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White Man Can't Cook (with Langston Kerman and David Gborie)

Tue, 06 Feb 2024 11:00:00 -0000

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School Yard to the Slammer: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

Thu, 01 Feb 2024 11:00:00 -0000

Langston and David answer a listener's email about prison bed count based on third grade test scores.

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Kids See Ghosts and Also Predators (with Kid Fury)

Tue, 30 Jan 2024 11:00:00 -0000

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My Momma Told Me Live from Pittsburgh!

Fri, 26 Jan 2024 21:30:00 -0000

Hey Lil Mommas! If you are a BMP Diamond member you can listen to live from Pittsburgh today. This episode will be released to the public in two weeks.

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H A.I. R Models: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

Thu, 25 Jan 2024 11:00:00 -0000

Langston and David answer a listener's email about S-Curl and Bigen models and if they exist or not.

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Electric Slide n' Socket (with KevOnStage)

Tue, 23 Jan 2024 11:00:00 -0000

If you play with silver toys during a lightning storm, will you be struck down? Langston and David chat with Kevin "KevOnStage" Fredericks (Here's The Thing Podcast) about this electrifying conspiracy theory. The guys trace things back to their "playing with action figures" days and wonder what toys were made of and how our curiosity got the best of us when learning about electricity. Whether you stick a fork in a socket or put a metal tuna can in the microwave, we were determined to get superpowers! Talks of ESP and Lou Rawls occur, but that's nothing really new to this podcast.

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Oh My Days, Fam: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

Thu, 18 Jan 2024 11:00:00 -0000

Langston and David catch up with all of the 2024 talks about Shannon Sharpe, Katt Williams, and a new conspiracy layer to "Black man in a dress". Plus, they open a listener's email about voodoo spaghetti. Zendaya, are you listening?

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I Left My Good Foot in AriZona (with Kofi Thomas)

Tue, 16 Jan 2024 11:00:00 -0000

Were AriZona Iced Teas created to hold back the Black Community? Langston and David take a long sip of this conspiracy with Kofi Thomas (HBO, YouTube). They discuss the relationship between AriZona Iced Tea and malt liquor companies. Plus, a long history involving families who want control of distribution. Who wants to get their hands on that Mucho Mango? There were no bodegas harmed in the making of this episode.

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X-Pats, Rise Up!: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

Thu, 11 Jan 2024 11:00:00 -0000

Langston and David answer an email from one of our most infamous listeners. X-Pats, get ready.

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The Preacher's Wife (Is a Hoe) (with Mel Mitchell)

Tue, 09 Jan 2024 11:00:00 -0000

Was Teresa Graves the biological mother of Whitney Houston? Langston and David dance with this TikTok conspiracy from the very funny Mel Mitchell (Jokes on You Podcast). They go over the history of this R&B diva (the highs and lows) and whether this rumor has legs. Who is Teresa Graves? Was Whitney's father a cheater? Let's just say, if we were Cissy Houston, we would be pissed. Speculations keep conspiracies alive and we are here for it.

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Congofied Titty Milk: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode (RE-RELEASE)

Thu, 04 Jan 2024 11:00:00 -0000

Hey Lil' Mommas! New Mini Episodes will be available starting next week. Until then, enjoy this classic...

Langston and David answer a listener's email about baby formula companies purposefully tricking African women not to breastfeed, so they could sell them baby formula.

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Best of My Momma Told Me Pt. 2

Tue, 02 Jan 2024 11:00:00 -0000

Hey Lil' Mommas! Happy 2024! MMTM is off on hiatus, but enjoy this supercut of the best episodes of the year. Part 2 features Punkie Johnson, Skye Townsend, and Jordan Temple. Rate and review the podcast here. Bye, bitch!

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"Poetry" w/ Langston Kerman | StraightioLab on Big Money Players Network

Thu, 28 Dec 2023 11:00:00 -0000

Hey Lil Mommas! Looking for a new show to add to your podcast rotation? Check out StraightioLab with George Civeris and Sam Taggart. This episode features My Momma Told Me host, Langston Kerman. In the meantime, be sure to rate and review My Momma Told Me here. Bye, bitch!

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Shall I compare thee to a summer's day? Not so fast, sicko. This week we have poet laureate Langston Kerman on to debunk the disgusting and hurtful rumor that poetry is gay. In addition to taking town the toxic poetry industry, we also discuss whether or not David Sedaris is mother, how straight men suffer when they play gay or even bi on TV, and how weddings are the new Coachella (drug-use wise). So free yourself from form, thank ee cummings for inspiring Ariana Grande, and listen to this ep!

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Best of My Momma Told Me Pt.1

Tue, 26 Dec 2023 11:00:00 -0000

Hey Lil' Mommas! MMTM is off on hiatus for the next two weeks, but enjoy this supercut of the best episodes of the year. Part 1 features Tristen Winger, Jay Jurden, and Marilee Williams. Rate and review the podcast here. Bye, bitch!

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I'm Dreaming of a Far-Right Xmas (with Langston Kerman and David Gborie)

Tue, 19 Dec 2023 11:00:00 -0000

Is there a war on Christmas? Langston and David slide down the chimney with no care on this conspiracy theory. Tangents arise when discussing why people are so angry. Is it the language? Is it our current world? Who knows, but talks of IG baddies and multiracial Albinos are discussed. Also, they talk about how far to lean into the Christmas spirit. Since this is the last episode of the year, we here at MMTM want to wish you Lil' Mommas a Happy Holidays (Kwanzaa, if you're nasty) and stay tuned for the next two weeks showcasing The Best of My Momma Told Me Pt. 1 and Pt. 2.

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My Momma Told Me Live from LA! (w/ Chandra Russell and Zack Fox)

Thu, 14 Dec 2023 10:00:00 -0000

Hey Lil Mommas! Instead of Thursday's Motherf*ckin Mini Episode, we will be releasing the My Momma Told Me Live in LA early. Enjoy!

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Freaks & Sweets (with Rob Haze)

Tue, 12 Dec 2023 10:00:00 -0000

Does "freaking" a Black & Mild make it healthier? Langston and David sit down with returning MMTM guest, Rob Haze (The Inconsistent Podcast) about this conspiracy theory. Questions arise around the process and whether or not these are allowed to be brought on airplanes. Plus, they touch lightly on dressing up like business professionals for the club back in 2010.

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CTBooty: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

Thu, 07 Dec 2023 11:00:00 -0000

Langston and David answer an email from someone speculating the link of CTE to R&B artists. Plus, Langston and David exchange K-Ci & Jojo videos.

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Get In Them Guts (with Carl Foreman Jr.)

Tue, 05 Dec 2023 11:00:00 -0000

If you mention you're an "organ donor" on your driver's license, does that mean doctors won't save you? Langston and David dissect this conspiracy theory with Carl Foreman, Jr. (Search Party). Conversations about who is and who isn't an organ donor arise. Does it matter what type of organs go into certain bodies? They also talk about what recipients they would refuse to donate to (we're looking at you, Kid Rock). Plus, gruesome realizations happen along the way. Thanks, research!

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Case of the X: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

Thu, 30 Nov 2023 08:00:00 -0000

Langston and David respond to MMTM's most infamous listener in the latest installment of their email series.

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24Carrot Tragic (with Tahir Moore)

Tue, 28 Nov 2023 08:00:00 -0000

Are carrots genetically modified in order to help the optometry industry? Langston and David take a look at this conspiracy theory with comedian Tahir Moore (Damn Internet You're Scary Podcast). They discuss the history of carrots, The Griffin Brothers, and being in denial when it comes to needing glasses. Tahir and David confirm that Langston is a villain throughout this episode. Truly, making Langston the ultimate "very good, bad boy".

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Lil' Mommas...MERCH IS AVAILABLE!

Thu, 23 Nov 2023 08:00:00 -0000

Hey Lil' Mommas and Gentiles Alike!

My Momma Told Me merch is NOW AVAILABLE to pre-order right before the holiday season. We have hats, t-shirts, and pins...many ways to show your loyal listenership.

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6 Degrees of Ray J (with Keith Johnson)

Tue, 21 Nov 2023 08:00:00 -0000

Is Ray J the "Godfather of Culture"? Langston and David get into a deep conversation with comedian Keith Johnson about how Ray J has been at every pivotal point in cultural moments. We may even say that he's the Black Forrest Gump. Does he truly take any losses? Was Kanye sacrificed for Ray J? We go from Kardashians to playing the piano in front of Mayweather, and much more. Also, we start the episode with a deep dive into Black fallen heroes: Will Smith and Michael Jorden. Heavy emphasis on "fallen."

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My Momma Told Me Live from NYC! (w/ Sam Jay, Yamaneika Saunders, Zack Fox, and Gary Richardson)

Fri, 17 Nov 2023 11:00:00 -0000

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The Deebo Dilemma: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

Thu, 16 Nov 2023 11:00:00 -0000

Langston and David answer a listener's email about the character Deebo from the Friday franchise.

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Black Culture-Spiracy Talks (with Langston Kerman and David Gborie)

Tue, 14 Nov 2023 11:00:00 -0000

Langston and David sit down and go off format this episode. They talk about LL Cool J, the movie "House Party", and much more. Yeah, they are taking a little break from conspiracy talk, but don't let that throw you off. They're still going to continue unhinged conversations of all things Black culture. Think of it as a palate cleanser, you goofy bitch.

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Gangster Army: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

Thu, 09 Nov 2023 11:00:00 -0000

Langston and David answer a listener's email about the US Army using video games to recruit Black youths.

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The Rumor Gill (with Jamel Johnson)

Tue, 07 Nov 2023 11:00:00 -0000

Did Johnny Gill and Eddie Murphy have a secret affair? Langston and David talk with D.C.'s finest, Jamel Johnson, about this conspiracy theory from growing up. While our world is becoming more familiar and open about the sexuality spectrum, let's just say the 80s and 90s were not too kind. They talk about the shit-talkers of the industry and why this was meant to pit Johnny against Eddie. Plus, we learn a lot of important nuggets from Jamel's mom.

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Certified Actor Boy: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

Thu, 02 Nov 2023 10:00:00 -0000

Langston and David answer a listener’s email about Drake’s rap career being an actor endeavor.

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Bustin' Makes Me Feel Good (with Langston Kerman and David Gborie)

Tue, 31 Oct 2023 10:00:00 -0000

Welcome to MMTM's Halloween episode, Lil Mommas & Gentiles! Langston and David ask the question...can Black people be ghosts? We always hear about tales of colonial boys and such haunting mansions and graveyards. Are we projecting white ghosts to the universe? Do we need to encourage diversity in ghost tales? Never. David shares a personal encounter with one and we beg Sharkeisha to be a guest on the pod. Get ready for this spooky episode, bitches!

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Simon Says Shut the Fck Up: Motherfkin Mini Episode

Thu, 26 Oct 2023 10:00:00 -0000

Langston and David answer a listener's email about white people not being able to follow directions. Also, we have some thoughts on Eminem.

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Dance Till You're Dead (with Mandal) (RE-RELEASE)

Tue, 24 Oct 2023 10:00:00 -0000

Did a girl die when she did the "Lean Wit It, Rock Wit It" too hard and snapped her neck? Langston and David break it down with Atlanta comedian Mandal (Don't Tell Comedy) about this 2007 dance craze. They talk about high school dance battles and making sure we all know who Fabo is...even if you're from the Midwest.

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A Splash of Vas for that Ash (with Candice Thompson)

Tue, 17 Oct 2023 10:00:00 -0000

Is Vaseline better than lotion? Langston and David hang out with Candice Thompson (Nosy Neighbors Podcast) to talk about this skin care conspiracy. The three get into a shiny conversation about this household item and what it truly does to your skin. Is it really a good moisturizer? Also, what's Tussy? This episode will introduce us to a hard decision: cocoa butter or cherry flavor.

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Blinded By The Lights: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

Thu, 12 Oct 2023 10:00:00 -0000

Langston and David answer a listener's email about not flashing your headlights at cars who don't have them on. Plus, after years of searching, we finally have a name for our listeners.

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DNAnnoyed (with Marilee Williams)

Tue, 10 Oct 2023 10:00:00 -0000

If a baby looks like a family member, does that mean the person got on the mom's nerves? Langston and David sit down with Marilee Williams (South Side) to discuss this conspiracy theory. They explore Reddit threads and personal stories where this has come into play. Whether you are a hater of an aunt or uncle, it's a silly time all around. Also, we learn you have to have a "thick back" to survive Chicago and what type of Pelle Pelle are you sporting.

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BONUS: Langston Kerman and David Gborie on "The Amber & Lacey, Lacey & Amber Show!"

Thu, 05 Oct 2023 10:00:00 -0000

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It's hard to keep a straight face when you're in good company, so brace yourself as hosts Amber and Lacey welcome comedians Langston Kerman and David Gborie of the podcast My Momma Told Me as their guest stars. 90's Black sitcoms take center stage for the "Celebrity Expert Quiz". "Can You Stand It" turns into a delightful chaos as David shares something that no one is ready for. Everyone is in for a sidesplitting good time as "The Biggest Fan in The Room" game becomes a nesting ground for new Black conspiracies.

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WolfGANG GANG (with Langston Kerman and David Gborie)

Tue, 03 Oct 2023 10:00:00 -0000

Was Mozart Black? Langston and David take listeners down through this musical rabbit hole. Discussions of more composers like Beethoven being Black along with conversations about Chevalier de Saint-Georges. We don't know who he is either, but Hollywood made a movie about him. It's time to get your cornrows tight and put on your best powdered wig for this episode. Plus, David and Langston have fun playing with the music drops this time around.

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In My (Walmart) Projects: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

Thu, 28 Sep 2023 10:00:00 -0000

Langston and David answer a listener's email about housing "communities" being built by big corporations near distribution facilities.

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KhlO. J. (with Xosha Roquemore)

Tue, 26 Sep 2023 10:00:00 -0000

Is Khloe Kardashian's biological father O.J. Simpson? Langston and David chat with actress Xosha Roquemore about Brentwood's best kept secret. They discuss Kris Jenner's multiple marital affairs and Kardashian family has driven the economy in the Dominican Republic. Who is actually Khloe's father? Why haven't they addressed the BBLs on their reality show? What's a key party? More questions will be answered in this episode.

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Interview With a Vampire in a Shiny Suit: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

Thu, 21 Sep 2023 10:00:00 -0000

Langston and David answer a listener's email about Steve Harvey being an energy vampire.

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Sweet Homing Device Alabama (with Papp Johnson)

Tue, 19 Sep 2023 10:00:00 -0000

Was the Alabama Riverfront brawl a cover-up for aliens? Langston and David hang out with Papp Johnson (Timeless on YouTube) about this conspiracy theory he brought up at the Los Angeles live show. Are the aliens hiding in plain disguise to throw off planet Earth? Why didn't anyone pull out a gun in an open carry state? How many billions of planets have life? What's a baby BBL? We ask so many questions in this wild episode, plus Langston threatens to go down on your wife.

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My Momma Told Me Live from Seattle!

Fri, 15 Sep 2023 16:01:00 -0000

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White Nonsense Makes No Sense!: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

Thu, 14 Sep 2023 10:00:00 -0000

Langston and David roast a listener's email about the white perspective of Black men wearing the dress.

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White Aliens Can't Jump (with Skyler Higley)

Tue, 12 Sep 2023 10:00:00 -0000

Are white people aliens? Langston and David talk with recent My Momma Told Me live guest, Skyler Higley (Conan), about this wild conspiracy theory, the connections between Mormonism and extraterrestrial life, and where the hell the Caucasus region is. Is adoption another form of abduction? Allergies from the sun and more are also discussed in this crazy episode.

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The Coon Is YOU: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

Thu, 07 Sep 2023 10:00:00 -0000

Langston and David answer an avid listener's email about Crispus Attucks and encourages demonstrations at future tours.

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Snitchy Itchy Titty Committee (with Punkie Johnson)

Tue, 05 Sep 2023 10:00:00 -0000

When your left titty itches, does that mean your man is cheating on you? Langston and David talk with Punkie Johnson (LOL Network: Love Thang Podcast) about this Black conspiracy theory she heard from her father. There are distinct differences between a left and right titty itch and what they bring forth. Also, male and female sweat and itches are fully discussed. Talks occur of Nia Long and Sommore having a family reunion only for the benefit of Punkie and David.

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Weather Machines Don’t Care about Black People: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

Thu, 31 Aug 2023 10:00:00 -0000

Langston and David answer a listener's email about Hurricane Katrina being controlled by a weather machine. Plus, talks of Jackie Chan take over the chat.

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Half Past Black (with Langston Kerman and David Gborie)

Tue, 29 Aug 2023 10:00:00 -0000

Is there such thing as "Color People Time"? Langston and David sit down for the first time together in the studio. They answer a listener's email about this conspiracy theory. They discuss the white standards with time construct and how Jesus gets involved. Is A.D. and B.C. even necessary? How tall was Mohammed? All these questions don't get answered, but hey, we know for a fact no one likes a time Nazi. White people need to chill about time and we pray for Scottie Pippen.

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BONUS: David Gborie on "Bombing with Eric Andre"

Thu, 24 Aug 2023 10:00:00 -0000

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Black Man in a Little Dress (with Devon Walker)

Tue, 22 Aug 2023 10:00:00 -0000

Do Black men in Hollywood have to put on a dress to succeed in Hollywood? Langston and David try on different ideas with Devon Walker (Saturday Night Live) about this popular barbershop conspriacy. They name the Mount Rushmore of Black men in dresses and what does it mean to be masculine. Musicians take a swing at putting on dresses, but are they really contributing to the conversation. Two words: Sylvia Plath

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Madea Goes to the Multiverse: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

Thu, 17 Aug 2023 10:00:00 -0000

Langston and David use this mini episode to dive into the conspiracies of Black films. They kick off with Diary of a Mad Black Woman and explore the "Black Girl Magic" of it all. Lots of questions arise around Tyler Perry. Is he trying to destroy the Black communities with his movies? Did he get the right film permits? Most importantly, did Shemar Moore keep that wig on the whole time?

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My Momma Told Me LIVE at The Elysian Theater! (with Garrick Bernard, Sydnee Washington, Yassir Lester, and Laci Mosley)

Tue, 15 Aug 2023 10:00:00 -0000

Langston and David would like to gift the listeners the FIRST live show of the pod at The Elysian Theater in Los Angeles. Guests include Garrick Bernard, Sydnee Washington, Yassir Lester, and Laci Mosley. Get a taste of the live show and go check out The Fluoride and Barbicide tour at a city near you!

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Milk Milk Lemonade On Your Face a Beard is Made: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

Thu, 10 Aug 2023 10:00:00 -0000

Langston and David answer an email about urine being helpful when it comes to growing facial hair.

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NBC to National Bill Cosby (with Bridget Todd)

Tue, 08 Aug 2023 10:00:00 -0000

Did Bill Cosby try to buy NBC? Langston and David chat with Bridget Todd (There Are No Girls On The Internet Podcast) about this conglomerate of a conspiracy. They discuss being a "Cosby" family, television raising them, and the downfall of America's deadbeat dad. Was it just white people afraid of his popularity on TV? Who knows. We don't condone Bill Cosby or Terry Crews.

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Baby, You Got What I Weed: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

Thu, 03 Aug 2023 10:00:00 -0000

Langston and David answer an email about smoking weed during pregnancy leaves babies with dark lips. Dates and special guests are announced for the Fluoride and Barbicide Tour.

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That Ex Is Made For Walkin' (with Sequoia Holmes)

Tue, 01 Aug 2023 10:00:00 -0000

If you buy your romantic partners shoes will they walk out of your life? Langston and David are joined by Sequoia Holmes (Black People Love Paramore Podcast) about this old wives tale. The question of receiving or buying shoes is on the table, plus do custom made gifts put you in deeper water about commitment. More importantly, do you end up keeping them? Langston and David don't hold back on New Balances.

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A Sick Pssy Detector: Motherfckin Mini Episode

Thu, 27 Jul 2023 07:00:00 -0000

Langston and David answer a listener's email about putting earwax on vaginas in order to detect STIs.

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Puff Puff Pass That Ass (Ariel Leaty and Justin Williams)

Tue, 25 Jul 2023 10:00:00 -0000

Is Diddy turning our hip hop heroes into sex slaves? Langston and David disuss with Ariel Leaty and Justin Williams (Fraudsters on Last Podcast Network) about this popular Internet conspiracy theory. Talks of the queer spectrum, Clive Davis rumors, and just eccentric millionaires doing the absolute most. We all remember Diddy dressing up as the Joker and starting public fights. Is this a cry for help? Or is it Diddy just being Diddy.

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It's All Grecian To Me: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

Thu, 20 Jul 2023 10:00:00 -0000

Langston and David answer a listener's email about Medusa being a Black woman.

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Float Like a Butterfly, Sting Like a B*tch (with Langston Kerman and David Gborie)

Tue, 18 Jul 2023 10:00:00 -0000

Do butterflies in your stomach mean you're in love or is your body warning you about that person? Langston and David talk are extra lengths about a fan's conspiracy theory and what our brain is actually trying to warn us. We fully acknowledge how our brain has let us astray in the past and what the human connection really brings forth to all of us. Also, if Dennis Graham is reading this, it's not too late to come on the pod!

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The Michael Blackson Paradox: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

Thu, 13 Jul 2023 10:00:00 -0000

Langston and David answer a listener's email about Maya Angelou's voice being performative in the public eye.

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Mississippi Burning of The Third Kind (with Khari Johnson)

Tue, 11 Jul 2023 10:00:00 -0000

Did the Pascagoula alien abductions happen? Langston and David make contact with Khari Johnson (Pause with Sam Jay) to talk about this Southern conspiracy theory. Boy scout stories are bound to pop up as they find video reenactments of the kidnappings online. Lots of questions asked and sad truths realized throughout the discussion. Also, why are those Avatar aliens so thick?

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Devil Coons (with Langston Kerman and David Gborie) RE-RELEASE

Tue, 04 Jul 2023 10:00:00 -0000

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Is all secular music a sin? Langston and David dive deep into this listener-submitted conspiracy theory that explores homemade documentaries on Facebook about the group Earth, Wind, and Fire, talks about Eddie Murphy meeting infamous satanist Sammy Davis Jr., and warning listeners not to do the "King Ding A Ling" in front of a mirror.

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Republic of the Quantum: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

Thu, 29 Jun 2023 10:00:00 -0000

Langston and David answer a listener’s very confusing email about spiritual dimensions, or something vaguely George Clooney related.

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Devil In a Sundress (with Lisa Beasley)

Tue, 27 Jun 2023 07:00:00 -0000

When it rains and the sun is shining, does that means the devil is beating his wife? Langston and David speak with Lisa Beasley (South Side) about this classic spiritual Black conspiracy theory. There are talks about what whether devil's wife looks like an Instagram Baddie or a female version of Goro from Mortal Kombat. We encourage our listeners to send us drawings and ask an important question: what restaurant would the Devil take his wife to?

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Boom Goes The Neighborhood: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

Thu, 22 Jun 2023 07:00:00 -0000

Langston and David answer a listener's email about fireworks being placed in Black neighborhoods to cause chaos in the community.

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Burnt & Turnt (with Sydnee Washington)

Tue, 20 Jun 2023 07:00:00 -0000

Should you burn your own hair, so people can't cast a spell on you? Langston and David invite MMTM’s most chaotic guest Sydnee Washington (Inside Amy Schumer) back on the podcast to discuss this conspiracy theory. They dabble in talks of dark magic, Sydnee accidentally burning her house down, and much more. Plus, she is determined to become the third host.

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chatGPT vs. Everybody: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

Thu, 15 Jun 2023 10:00:00 -0000

Langston and David answer a listener's email about A.I. and chatGPT has replaced the podcast.

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Churches ChicKKKen (with Amber Ruffin and Lacey Lamar)

Tue, 13 Jun 2023 10:00:00 -0000

Is Churches Chicken owned by the KKK and trying to sterilize Black men through their food? Langston and David are joined by sibling duo Amber Ruffin and Lacey Lamar (The Amber & Lacey, Lacey & Amber Show!) to discuss this hot topic that consumes Omaha, Nebraska. We are familiar with KKK business conspiracies, but this one leads them down a rabbit hole of what true intentions the KKK has to spread their hate. One thing's for sure: the KKK are the RC Cola of white supremacy and Lacey will fight gas station chicken.

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Pimp My Church: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

Thu, 08 Jun 2023 10:00:00 -0000

Langston and David answer a listener's email about pimps moonlighting as pastors.

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Sad to the Bone (with Jordan Temple)

Tue, 06 Jun 2023 10:00:00 -0000

Do Black people get depressed? Langston and David discuss this conspiracy theory with former MMTM guest, Jordan Temple (Abbott Elementary). They are entertained by "freestyle" therapy, crack therapy, and discuss why this is such a hot topic in the Black community. This episode will make you think, and also make you thankful for your white wife.

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Too Hemmitt Too Furious: Motherf*ckin Mini-Episode

Thu, 01 Jun 2023 10:00:00 -0000

Langston and David discuss another theory from Bobby Hemmitt that black people originally settled in Ireland, France, Russia, and Bosnia-- but not Herzegovina. Also, we invented Riverdance. That part makes sense.

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What Happened to Lil Bow Wow? (with Langston and David)

Tue, 30 May 2023 10:00:00 -0000

Happy birthday Hip Hop! Langston and David go through the Lil Bow Wow timeline, and his evolution from being a rapper no one could admit liking to the hilarious, successful black man he is today, and his future. They also discuss Comeback King Corey Feldman and how he's doing (not well).

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Catcalling is for Cannibalistic Savages: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

Thu, 25 May 2023 17:03:49 -0000

Langston and David respond to a listener's email about black men who catcall women sound like cannibalistic savages.

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Pedo Mustaches (with Steelo Brim)

Tue, 23 May 2023 10:00:00 -0000

Are mustaches always associated with white pedophiles? Does the lack of a mustache imply the same thing for black men? If anything, either situation is questionable. Langston and David sit down with Steelo Brim (MTV's Ridiculousness) on this polarizing conspiracy theory. Langston commends Lil Bow Wow for being the Logan Roy of durags, and we ask you to see that we are men who bleed, and have technical difficulties sometimes.

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Cauliflower Rear: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

Thu, 18 May 2023 10:00:00 -0000

Langston and David answer a listener's email about backshots making your butt big.

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Emission Impossible (with John and Tyler from The Jenkins & Jonez Pod)

Tue, 16 May 2023 10:00:00 -0000

Does EVERYTHING kill your sperm count? Langston and David sit down with John and Tyler of The Jenkins & Jonez podcast and chat about a range of things that can impact your sperm count from Mountain Dew to cellphones and 5G. This conversation goes all over the place and we have the great discussion of "is it 'laptop' or 'labtop.'" Either way, make sure you keep your airfryer away from yourself and it's never too late to learn how to swim.

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Gesundheit or Die!: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

Thu, 11 May 2023 07:00:00 -0000

Langston and David answer a listener's email about saying "bless you" when a person sneezes or they could die.

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Sippin Some Head (with Langston Kerman and David Gborie)

Tue, 09 May 2023 07:00:00 -0000

Are African leader's heads being kept in jars in Europe? Langston and David go down the TikTok rabbit hole on this viral Black conspiracy theory. They talk about the history of body parts being collected as war trophies, museums messed up motives on displaying bodies, and Boyz II Men. Makes us question a lot of things throughout this episode, like Langston buying a tuxedo.

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Biracial Booty: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode (RE-RELEASE)

Thu, 04 May 2023 10:00:00 -0000

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12 Inches or Less (with Brandon Kyle Goodman) (RE-RELEASE)

Tue, 02 May 2023 10:00:00 -0000

We will be back with new episodes of My Momma Told Me next week. In the meantime enjoy this MMTM classic with guest Brandon Kyle Goodman. Rate and review the podcast at https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/my-momma-told-me/id1523712290

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CrazySmellyCool: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

Thu, 27 Apr 2023 10:00:00 -0000

Langston and David answer a listener's email about the female body repelling men if they are incompatible.

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We Got Dem Dawgs in Us (with Katrina Davis)

Tue, 25 Apr 2023 10:00:00 -0000

Do dogs form packs at night and attack people? Langston and David yap it up with Katrina Davis (Figuring It Out on Amazon Prime) about her dog saving days and all sort of wild Florida antics. Are dogs more friendlier than cats? What do you do when a dog get's aggressive? Is the Wendy's on Colfax Avenue slow? Whatever the answers may be David wants you to know that he doesn't hate dogs.

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Birth Markie: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

Thu, 20 Apr 2023 10:00:00 -0000

Langston and David answer a listener's email about having a birth mark makes you an old soul.

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No Full House in God's House (with Langston Kerman and David Gborie)

Tue, 18 Apr 2023 10:00:00 -0000

Is playing cards on a Sunday a sin? Langston and David lay their cards out on the table and explore a listener's conspiracy theory. Was the "Last Supper" a Texas Hold'em Game? Whether you're into Fan Duel or Spades these "sinful" games get them talking about gambling and one of Langston's secret talents: predicting anime outcomes. Plus, the guys add more clarification about oral sex and cancer...like that won't stop them from getting nasty.

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Get On Your Disease: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

Thu, 13 Apr 2023 10:00:00 -0000

Langston and David answer a listener's email about sucking d*ck giving you cancer. Plus, Langston unleashes a new evil on the mic.

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My Momma, Ya Arm! (with Skye Townsend)

Tue, 11 Apr 2023 10:00:00 -0000

If you have skinny arms, does that mean you can't cook? Langston and David gather around the table with Skye Townsend (HBO's A Black Lady Sketch Show) and talk about this popular meme conspiracy theory. They question cooking skills, Skye's taste in men in the Greater New York area, and what thick arms really indicate. Also, David asks listeners to bring a plate to his green room, and make sure it has tinfoil on top.

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Zzz Diddy: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

Thu, 06 Apr 2023 10:00:00 -0000

Langston and David answer a listener's email about P.Diddy not sleeping or eating and getting his nutrients through an IV and micro-dosing molly.

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Tris N' Chips (with Tristen J. Winger)

Tue, 04 Apr 2023 10:00:00 -0000

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Bleeding Yellow: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

Thu, 30 Mar 2023 10:00:00 -0000

Langston and David answer a listener's email about lightskinned people getting more nosebleeds.

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The Nutty Confessor (with Jonathan Giles)

Tue, 28 Mar 2023 10:00:00 -0000

Did George Washington Carver really not invent peanut butter? Langston and David get sticky with Jonathan Giles (Black Mitzvah Comedy) about Mr. Carver and his multiple intentions with peanuts and other inventions. Is this another example of white people undermining a Black man's accomplishments? Also, who's making these Uncrustables?

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Salty Souljas: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

Thu, 23 Mar 2023 10:00:00 -0000

Langston and David answer a listener's email about "Salt Peter" being used in the military to reduce men's sexual urges.

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P*ssy Still Running & Ringing (with Dulcé Sloan)

Tue, 21 Mar 2023 10:00:00 -0000

When you hear a ring, does that mean people are talking about you? Langston and David sit down with Dulcé Sloan (The Daily Show, The Great North) about this southern superstition. The guy, along with "The Minneapolis Uno Champ" discuss it's origin as well as sniffin' those you love (Looking at you, Plies!) . We constantly drift from the topic, but we come back plenty of times and revisit the chaos.

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Big DiXX Energy: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

Thu, 16 Mar 2023 10:00:00 -0000

Langston and David answer a listener's email about genetically inheriting penis size from the mother’s side.

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Outies are for Lovers (with Brittany Carney)

Tue, 14 Mar 2023 10:00:00 -0000

What happens if you don't cover your belly button? Langston and David sit down with Brittany Carney (That Damn Michael Che) to talk about this Japanese superstition. We dive into talk about crop tops in sports, a little demon who loves belly buttons, the importance of keeping your middle warm, and Mortal Kombat.

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Bobby Hemmit & The Multiverse: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

Thu, 09 Mar 2023 11:00:00 -0000

Langston and David take a deep dive into the most hotep person on the Internet: Bobby Hemmit.

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Dark Crackers (with Langston Kerman and David Gborie)

Tue, 07 Mar 2023 11:00:00 -0000

Are white people buried right away, so their bodies don't turn Black? Langston and David explore this listener's conspiracy theory and get to the bottom of bodies post mortem, Quora "facts", and David's lovely fake wife. A new segment is introduced called "Ask A White Guy" and they sit down with the "Stuff They Don't Want You To Know" hosts Ben Bowlin, Matt Frederick and Noel Brown.

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Red Pill Black Pill: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

Thu, 02 Mar 2023 08:00:00 -0000

Langston and David answer a listener’s email about The Matrix and Terminator being created by a Black woman.

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Yertle the Racist Turtle (with Carl Tart)

Tue, 28 Feb 2023 08:00:00 -0000

Are turtles racist? Langston and David break out of their shells and talk to Carl Tart (NBC's Grand Crew) and talk about this TikTok viral video. Were turtles complicit in an act of racism? Are pigs smart? Are we just banning straws so turtles can stop snorting cocaine? All these questions will be answered in this wild episode.

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EPISODE TEASER: "Remember Scooby-Do?" Will Ferrell Guests on How Did We Get Weird with Vanessa Bayer and Jonah Bayer

Fri, 24 Feb 2023 11:00:00 -0000

Hey My Momma Told Me Listeners! Check out this episode teaser with Big Money Player's Network head honcho, Will Ferrell. If you want to listen to the full episode, subscribe to "How Did We Get Weird with Vanessa Bayer and Jonah Bayer" on the iHeartRadio App, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

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Your Man from the Congo: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

Thu, 23 Feb 2023 11:00:00 -0000

Langston and David answer an angry listener's email about their Black Hebrew Israelites episode. Surprisingly this episode is not sponsored by CashApp.

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Pon de Satan (with Langston Kerman and David Gborie)

Tue, 21 Feb 2023 11:00:00 -0000

Was the Super Bowl half time performance demonic? Langston and David take the stage to address Rihanna pentagram rumors, A$AP Rocky being bamboozled by dark energy, and why she's wearing so much red. White guys are winning dunk contests and if you are still deciding to go to your 10 year high school reunion, Langston and David has some advice how to go about it.

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My Moment Told Me: Mothef*ckin Mini Episode

Thu, 16 Feb 2023 11:00:00 -0000

Want to get your Thursday motherf*ckin mini episode fix? You can if you buy tickets thru Moment. You will not want to miss out on this live virtual event featuring guests like Laci Mosley (Scam Goddess), Yassir Lester (Comedy Central), Sydnee Washington (Pause with Sam Jay) and Garrick Bernard (Single Drunk Female). Think of it as a MEGA episode instead of mini.

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NFinaL Draft (with Langston Kerman and David Gborie)

Tue, 14 Feb 2023 11:00:00 -0000

Is the NFL scripted? Langston and David move the chains on the possibilities of this viral conspiracy theory. Discussions arise when we revisit the NBA being rigged and what rappers Langston and David could beat up. The answer: plenty.

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Monthly Periodt: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

Thu, 09 Feb 2023 11:00:00 -0000

Langston and David answer a listener's email about women being on their periods and why they should not hold a newborn baby during that time. Plus, Langston tears white people apart and David announces he is pro p*ssy.

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Tales from the Curl Keeper (with Joelle Monique)

Tue, 07 Feb 2023 11:00:00 -0000

If you cut a girl’s hair before her 1st birthday, will she be cursed with bad hair? Langston and David take a seat with Joelle Monique (Fake Doctors, Real Friends with Zach and Donald) to discuss this coming-of-age conspiracy. There are talks of curl patterns, traumatizing haircut stories, and what Black Twitter found out about the hair relaxer models. Plus, Langston is confident that he and Rihanna would be good friends.

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Organ Trail: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

Thu, 02 Feb 2023 11:00:00 -0000

Langston and David answer a listener's email about organ donor and harvesting speculations in the Black community. MILF Manor is discussed and we all are devastated by the world.

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Turd-Course Meal (with Langston Kerman and David Gborie)

Tue, 31 Jan 2023 11:00:00 -0000

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Cool S, If You're Nasty: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

Thu, 26 Jan 2023 11:00:00 -0000

Langston and David answer a listener's email about the "Cool S" and it's rumored association with gangs. Fulfilling the show producer's life long obsession with the letter tag and Michael Jordan's longevity and chokehold on our childhood.

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I Wet My Hair Back and Forth (with Jay Jurden)

Tue, 24 Jan 2023 11:00:00 -0000

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YTLiens: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

Thu, 19 Jan 2023 11:00:00 -0000

Langston and David answer a listener's email about the origins of white people and if they truly are aliens.

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Ex Meghana (with Niccole Thurman)

Tue, 17 Jan 2023 11:00:00 -0000

Is Meghan Markle a robot? Langston and David sit down with comedian Niccole Thurman (Tooning Out the News) and spill the royal tea about this conspiracy theory. They talk about the monarchy, the clear racism it carries, and ask the ultimate question no one dares to ask...is the Duchess of Sussex just a boring person?

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The Janelis J Show Presents: LEGAL ISSUES (Episode 2)

Thu, 12 Jan 2023 08:00:00 -0000

Hi My Momma Told Me Listeners!

Clown Parade is featuring "The Janelis J Show" by comedian Milly Tamarez. If you want to hear more shows like this please listen to Clown Parade on the iHeartRadio App, Apple Podcast or wherever you get your podcasts.

In this episode, iHeartRadio's legal team is pissed and threatens to take Janelis off the air if she doesn’t start saying allegedly statements that are unconfirmed. In true Janelis fashion, she does too much and Gerald pronounced JUR AWLD (Ron Metellus) tries to pick up the pieces. They later are joined by (Maritime) Lawyer Angelina Jenkins (Andrea Coleman-Jones) to take some calls from listeners (Alexis Pereira and Bridgette Rizkalla) asking for legal advice. Finally, we wrap up the episode with an expert on getting arrested Katt Williams (James III) who tries to justify his rap sheet.

ABOUT MILLY TAMAREZ:

Milly Tamarez is a comedian, writer and podcaster based out of Brooklyn NY. She co-hosts the Betches Sup News and Poltics podcast and you can find her on https://www.instagram.com/milly_tamarez/ and https://twitter.com/MillyTamarez

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See You Later, Alligator (with Langston Kerman + David Gborie) (RE-RELEASE)

Tue, 10 Jan 2023 08:00:00 -0000

Enjoy this classic episode from Langston and David! We will resume with new episodes next week! Bye Bitch!

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Are there alligators living in the city sewer system? Langston and David go underground on this conspiracy theory where there are some truth to the matter and how exactly alligators are getting into these sewers.

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Don't Pass The Dutchie: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

Thu, 05 Jan 2023 11:00:00 -0000

Langston and David answer a listener's email about the evil doings of Dutch people with their cigars and paint. They received a DM from a listeners to confirm more Black Pete rumors.

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F*ck Black Pete (with Langston Kerman and David Gborie)

Tue, 03 Jan 2023 11:00:00 -0000

Langston and David continue the conversation of Black Santa and dive into other holiday traditions that focus on one mission: exploiting a workforce. The conversation moves from a lucky Italian witch to Black Pete; a slave to Santa. What tales do we tell the children? You will not want to miss this episode, and a reminder: figgy pudding ain't shit.

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The Janelis J Show Presents: Janelis is Back! (Episode 1)

Thu, 22 Dec 2022 11:00:00 -0000

Hi My Momma Told Me Listeners!

In her iHeartRadio debut Janelis is joined by her co-host Gerald pronounced JUR AWLD (Ron Metellus) to bring down the house but hope they don’t get taken off-air like the other 3 stations they were at. In this episode, they cover SCALDING hot topics in her Tea Time with Janelis segment like how Jada Pinkett Smith’s Brother’s Assistant was making out with a white man from HBO. Janelis then has a pissy advice segment and then a no holds barred interview with writer, director, and professional cornball Otis Carter (Jonathan Braylock) about his latest film “Homemade Cooking” that has such regressive racial politics its sure to get an Oscar or whatever.

ABOUT MILLY TAMAREZ:
Milly Tamarez is a comedian, writer and podcaster based out of Brooklyn NY. She co-hosts the Betches Sup News and Politics podcast and you can find her on https://www.instagram.com/milly_tamarez/ and https://twitter.com/MillyTamarez

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Black & Mild Santa (with Langston Kerman and David Gborie)

Tue, 20 Dec 2022 11:00:00 -0000

Is Santa Black? Langston and David bring you a two-part episode just in time for the holidays to discuss the idea of Black Santa and if it's just another tool to feed capitalistic goals. We learn about the origins of Santa and what he REALLY looks like to each of us. Lastly, David envisions what the Easter Bunny really looks like.

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Legends of the Hidden Messages: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

Thu, 15 Dec 2022 11:00:00 -0000

Langston and David answer a listener's email about artists placing hidden messages in their music, specifically Candy by Cameo is about cocaine.

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Crack to the Future (with Kaseem Bentley)

Tue, 13 Dec 2022 11:00:00 -0000

Are Black people more prone to crack addiction than their white counterparts? Langston and David dive deep with Kaseem Bentley (White Slavery Podcast) about this conspiracy theory. They weigh in on talks of melanin and outside environmental factors, plus Heavy D conversations ensue along with wild talks of campaigning for "legalizing" crack.

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Mix U A Drank (Shawty Sippin'): Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

Thu, 08 Dec 2022 11:00:00 -0000

Langston and David answer a listener's email about mixing brown and clear liquor and the outcome of this concoction.

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Stand Behind Your Man (with Jessica Clemons)

Tue, 06 Dec 2022 11:00:00 -0000

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Magic's Killer Johnson: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

Thu, 01 Dec 2022 11:00:00 -0000

Langston and David answer a listener's email about Magic Johnson's infamous penis and why he truly retired from the NBA.

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The Gayfather (with Ian Lara)

Tue, 29 Nov 2022 11:00:00 -0000

Is there a gay mafia in hip hop? Langston and David discuss with Ian Lara (HBO Max's Ian Lara: Romantic Comedy) the influential power in the music industry - Black, gay, or straight. Plus, how weird the "Peaches and Cream" video truly is. In the end, someone will be getting whacked...off.

Music video to Peaches and Cream: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wl2NCXzg1FQ

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Biracial Booty: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

Thu, 24 Nov 2022 11:00:00 -0000

Langston and David answer a listener's email about knowing which biracial parent is Black based off their booty.

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Passing Gas (with Langston Kerman and David Gborie)

Tue, 22 Nov 2022 11:00:00 -0000

Is there a difference between regular and premium gasoline? Furthermore, do our cars need luxury gas to make them run better? Langston and David drive thru a passionate and tumultuous discussion of this conspiracy theory. Think of it as another installment of The Fast & Furious franchise.

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That Girl Is Poisoned (by Lead): Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

Thu, 17 Nov 2022 11:00:00 -0000

Langston and David answer a listener's email about lead paint contributing to the rise of serial killers in the 70s and 80s.

Vox: https://www.vox.com/2016/1/14/17991876/crime-drop-murder-lead-exposure-gasoline-environment

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My Racism 'Tis Of Thee (with Byron Bowers)

Tue, 15 Nov 2022 11:00:00 -0000

Is the United States a racist country? Langston and David talk with comedian Byron Bowers (Hulu's Spiritual N*gga) about the socio-economic factors and problems that cultivate discriminiation amongst ourselves. This episode is a mushroom trip and there's one thing for sure: the devil wants you to eat the bootyhole.

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Flapjacks All The Way Down: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

Thu, 10 Nov 2022 11:00:00 -0000

Langston and David answer a listener's email about "flat earth" being a gateway to other conspiracy theories on the Internet.

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Light Brown n' Country (with Shalewa Sharpe)

Tue, 08 Nov 2022 11:00:00 -0000

Was country singer Patsy Cline white passing? Langston and David hang out with Shalewa Sharpe (The War Report Podcast) to discuss the reasoning behind "flying under" the racial identity radar and what celebrities are doing today to embrace their biracial identity. Honestly, it's not that much. This episode is NOT brought to you by Afro dot com.

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Ni**as in Paris (Being Antisemitic): Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

Thu, 03 Nov 2022 10:00:00 -0000

Langston and David answer a listener's email about the relations between Black and Jewish people. Take away: Antisemitism is dumb, and so is Ye.

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12 Inches or Less (with Brandon Kyle Goodman)

Tue, 01 Nov 2022 10:00:00 -0000

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Ash Wednesday: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

Thu, 27 Oct 2022 10:00:00 -0000

Langston and David answer a listener's email about the need to put on lotion to avoid being ashy and refused services.

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Dance Till You're Dead (with Mandal)

Tue, 25 Oct 2022 10:00:00 -0000

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How Many Licks? (feat. Mom): Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

Thu, 20 Oct 2022 10:00:00 -0000

Langston and David answer a listener's email about their Eritrean mom's disapproval of licking spoons.

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Children of the Cornspiracy (with Stephen Agyei)

Tue, 18 Oct 2022 10:00:00 -0000

Is the government kidnapping Black kids for experiments? Langston and David talk with comedian Stephen Agyei (Bojack Horseman) to discuss the purpose of these abductions and brainwashing the youths. How do you think we got Corn Kid and Russell Wilson?

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Flint Murder Crisis: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

Thu, 13 Oct 2022 10:00:00 -0000

Langston and David answer a listener's email about the lack of coverage on the Flint stabber on popular true crime podcasts because the victims were Black.

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Dr. Dolittle OBGYN (with Yamaneika Saunders)

Tue, 11 Oct 2022 10:00:00 -0000

Do animals know when you are pregnant? Langston and David chat with comedian Yamaneika Saunders (Life & Beth) about animal survival instincts and knowing the changes in their human counterparts' behavior. Also, they talk about white women breastfeeding lambs... no animals were harmed during the making of this record session.

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Krispy Kreme & Konfectionary Int'l: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

Thu, 06 Oct 2022 10:00:00 -0000

Langston and David answer a listener's email about speculations about Krispy Kreme being associated with the KKK.

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The DeBarge Effect (with Kevin Avery) (RE-RELEASE)

Tue, 04 Oct 2022 10:00:00 -0000

Hey MMTM Listeners! Langston and David will be back recording new episodes soon. In the meantime rate and review the podcast or send your conspiracy theories/thoughts over to mymommapod@gmail.com

Are light skinned people good at R&B? Langston and David hit the studio with guest Kevin Avery (The Great North) and get to the bottom of this farfetched and colorful conspiracy theory.

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Food Pyramid Scheme: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode (RE-RELEASE)

Thu, 29 Sep 2022 10:00:00 -0000

Hey MMTM Listeners! Langston and David will be back making motherf*ckin' mini episodes soon. In the meantime rate and review the podcast or send your conspiracy theories/thoughts over to mymommapod@gmail.com

Langston and David answer a listener's email about how the food pyramid was racist and how it intentionally overlooked and missed America’s minorities.

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Right Thurr with You (with Will Miles)

Tue, 27 Sep 2022 10:00:00 -0000

Did rapper Chingy get exiled from the music industry because he knew the truth about ISIS? Langston and David hang with Will Miles (SouthSide) to talk about the days of Chingy and where exactly Chingy is now. This episode goes all over the place and we're not sorry for it!

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The Kids Are All White: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode (RE-RELEASE)

Thu, 22 Sep 2022 10:00:00 -0000

Langston and David answer a listener's email about if you have kids with a white person and deny your Blackness, then the white genes win.

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I Like My Coffee How I Like My Israelites (with Langston Kerman and David Gborie)

Tue, 20 Sep 2022 10:00:00 -0000

Were the original descendants of Israel Black? Langston and David take on this controversial conspiracy theory and want to remind everyone that they are NOT Nick Cannon.

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A Passion for Bad Fashion: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode (RE-RELEASE)

Thu, 15 Sep 2022 10:00:00 -0000

Los Angeles Listeners - Check out Langston and David on Thursday, 9/15. Ticket info below:

Buy David Tickets @ The Elysian

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Langston and David answer a listener's email about gay stylists intentionally dressing rappers bad as revenge for their homophobic lyrics.

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Let's Get ReINcarnation (with Jackie Fabulous)

Tue, 13 Sep 2022 10:00:00 -0000

Do people come back as insects or animals after they die? Langston and David examine this spiritual conspiracy theory with comedian Jackie Fabulous (Menoplause on Amazon) as they explore reincarnation and what animals they would be in their next life. We find out Langston is more sadistic than we thought.

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No Gifts No Problems: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

Thu, 08 Sep 2022 10:00:00 -0000

Langston and David answer a listener's email about people becoming Jehovah’s Witnesses to scam their way out of Christmas and birthday gifts

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My Milk Conspiracies Brings All the Boys to the Yard (with Curtis Cook)

Tue, 06 Sep 2022 10:00:00 -0000

Are white people purposely making milk and dairy products more dangerous for people of color? Langston and David shoot the cheese breeze with Curtis Cook (Hulu's This Fool) to explore the startling truths about dairy and dairy farming. We all get sad for the cows and the children.

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Back That Gazz Up: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

Thu, 01 Sep 2022 10:00:00 -0000

Langston and David answer a listener's email about gas prices being cheaper in the hood. Math and the state of Wyoming get involved in this mini episode.

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Devil Coons (with Langston Kerman and David Gborie)

Tue, 30 Aug 2022 10:00:00 -0000

Show Notes:

Satan's Musical Prophets, Chapter 2: Earth Wind & Fire: https://www.facebook.com/682578741884729/videos/1625903774218899/?__so__=watchlist&__rv__=video_home_www_playlist_video_list

Eddie Murphy Talking About Sammy Davis Jr (0:59): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uMHl7yz93ho

Travis Scott Playing Basketball: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iYpE5sIMFaU

Brian Pumper King Ding A Ling: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JoApJpm-J0k

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Spitting Brooms (The Uptown Remix): Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

Thu, 25 Aug 2022 10:00:00 -0000

Langston and David break down an old wives tale sent in by a listener about needing to spit on a broom if it accidentally sweeps across your feet.

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Ethiopia Jones and the Lost Ark (with Biniam Bizuneh)

Tue, 23 Aug 2022 10:00:00 -0000

Is the Ark of the Covenant buried underneath a church in Ethiopia? Langston and David start their adventure with Biniam Bizuneh (FX Dave) to uncover the truths behind this ancient and sacred box.

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H2O-mosexual: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

Thu, 18 Aug 2022 10:00:00 -0000

Langston and David answer a listener's email about the government putting Atrazine in the water supply to make Black men gay.

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We Gotta Make More Episodes than "Martin" (100th Episode!)

Tue, 16 Aug 2022 10:00:00 -0000

Langston and David have reached the 100th episode of the podcast. They walk through unreleased and past Black conspiracy theories and they try to work to prove that these are still hilarious and devastating ideas.

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Lucious Lyin' 2 Me: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

Thu, 11 Aug 2022 10:00:00 -0000

Langston and David talk about Terrence Howard inventing new flight technology for Uganda and what's up with these Chicago men and their antics.

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Hairline Switch (with Janelle James) RE-RELEASE

Tue, 09 Aug 2022 10:00:00 -0000

Check out an old episode of My Momma Told Me with friend of the pod Janelle James (Abbott Elementary)! Rate and review on Apple Podcasts or send your Black conspiracy theories to mymommapod@gmail.com

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Do Black men with bad haircuts get more opportunities in white America? Langston and his guest Janelle James (Black Monday on Showtime) cut through the bullshit to find out why so many rich Black men look like they're allergic to a barbershop.

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Don Saldivar Presents: Cash Trunk (Episode 2)

Thu, 04 Aug 2022 10:00:00 -0000

Disgraced entertainer Don Saldívar hosts this Cash Cab rip-off in which he picks up unsuspecting passengers, shoves them into his trunk, and forces them to play a game.

Cast: Joey Dardano, Mary Houlihan, and Danny Palumbo

Martin Urbano is a hip Latino comedian/writer/satirist. He has performed on Jimmy Kimmel Live, Comedy Central, The CW, and recently taped a set for the stand-up comedy series This Joka with Will Smith and Westbrook Studios. Martin was featured as a cast member on the National Lampoon Radio Hour reboot and was one of Vulture's Comics to Watch in 2019. Martin worked as a writer/producer for Danny's House on Viceland and has hosted several episodes of Chris Gethard Presents on MNN. Martin was a 2017 New Face at Just For Laughs. While there, he was added to Howie Mandel's Comedy Gala, which was filmed for The CW. Follow Martin on Instagram at @martinurbanojr and on Twitter at @martinurbano.

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Barbershop Quartet (LIVE with Alonzo Bodden, Hoodo Hersi, + Jay Jurden)

Tue, 02 Aug 2022 10:00:00 -0000

My Momma Told Me goes LIVE for the first time at Montreal's Just For Laughs Festival. Join Langston and his guests Alonzo Bodden (Stupid Don't Get Tired on YouTube), Hoodo Hersi (Late Night with Seth Meyers), and Jay Jurden (The Problem with Jon Stewart) as they chime in on a variety of devastating and funny Black conspiracy theories. Take away: you better know pink lotion.

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Introducing Don Saldivar Presents: The Weakest Loser (Ep. 1)

Thu, 28 Jul 2022 07:00:00 -0000

Introducing Clown Parade, an anthology comedy podcast series presented by Matt Rogers & Bowen Yang and Will Ferrell featuring new talent with a 4-episodic series. This week's performer is Martin Urbano presenting his original character: Don Saldivar.

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Disgraced game show host Don Saldívar makes his return with this Weakest Link rip-off. Real contestants answer quick-fire general knowledge questions in a desperate hope to not be called a stupid, weak loser.

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See You Later, Alligator (with Langston Kerman + David Gborie)

Tue, 26 Jul 2022 10:00:00 -0000

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Congofied Titty Milk: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

Thu, 21 Jul 2022 10:00:00 -0000

Langston and David answer a listener's email about baby formula companies purposefully tricking African women not to breastfeed, so they could sell them baby formula.

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Flashing Lies (with Nimesh Patel)

Tue, 19 Jul 2022 10:00:00 -0000

Is Kanye West's feud with Taylor Swift fake? Langston and David along with Nimesh Patel (Thank You China on YouTube) present a bevy of award theories and insider knowledge of what goes on behind the scenes in order to figure out if these two really have beef.

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Birth 'N Out: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

Thu, 14 Jul 2022 10:00:00 -0000

Langston and David answer a listener's email about Nick Cannon having a lot of kids only for future bone marrow transplants and other "spare parts".

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Alien, Are You Okay? (with Sultan Salahuddin)

Tue, 12 Jul 2022 10:00:00 -0000

Did crazy stuff happen in Roswell, New Mexico? Langston and David climb aboard with Sultan Salahuddin (SouthSide) and take a wild ride through the twist and turns of the Roswell incident.

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Boyz II Jail: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

Thu, 07 Jul 2022 10:00:00 -0000

Langston and David answer a listener's email about various industrial complex partnerships to to promote gangster rap while killing off socially acceptable boy bands.

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Southpaw, Hell Naw (with Maggie Maye)

Tue, 05 Jul 2022 10:00:00 -0000

Are left-handed people considered bad? Langston and David chat with Maggie Maye (Conan, The New Yorker) and get "right" to examining this historically sinister myth.

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Food Pyramid Scheme: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

Thu, 30 Jun 2022 10:00:00 -0000

Langston and David answer a listener's email about how the food pyramid was racist and how it intentionally overlooked and missed America’s minorities.

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The DeBarge Effect (with Kevin Avery)

Tue, 28 Jun 2022 10:00:00 -0000

Are light skinned people good at R&B? Langston and David hit the studio with guest Kevin Avery (The Great North) and get to the bottom of this farfetched and colorful conspiracy theory.

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The Kids Are All White: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

Thu, 23 Jun 2022 10:00:00 -0000

Langston and David answer a listener's email about if you have kids with a white person and deny your Blackness, then the white genes win.

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The Injection Song (with Felicia Folkes)

Tue, 21 Jun 2022 10:00:00 -0000

Did the C.I.A inject cancer into Bob Marley? Langston and David poke around with guest Felicia Folkes (Comedy Central) about the injection theory and more around what really happened to the iconic singer.

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A Passion for Bad Fashion: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

Thu, 16 Jun 2022 10:00:00 -0000

Langston and David answer a listener's email about gay stylists intentionally dressing rappers bad as revenge for their homophobic lyrics.

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I Kissed a Monkey and I Liked It (Introducing Co-Host David Gborie)

Tue, 14 Jun 2022 10:00:00 -0000

Was HIV the result of a human having sex with a monkey? Langston and his new cohost David Gborie take a stroll through the forest of this very yucky conspiracy.

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When You Fish Upon A Star (with Danielle Pinnock)

Tue, 07 Jun 2022 10:00:00 -0000

If you dream of fish, does that mean you're pregnant? Langston and guest Danielle Pinnock (CBS Ghosts) swim into this conspiracy theory and unravel what our dreams are really trying to tell us.

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Mega Mini Episode & Important News! (with Langston Kerman)

Tue, 31 May 2022 10:00:00 -0000

Langston revisits the My Momma Told Me inbox answering listeners emails and has some very important and exciting updates to share!

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Rigged & Basketball (with Tone Bell)

Tue, 24 May 2022 10:00:00 -0000

Is the NBA rigged? Langston and guest Tone Bell (Can't Cancel This on Showtime) make a slam dunk on this conspiracy theory and get to the bottom of who and what's at stake during these games.

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Brainwash and Repeat (with Bianca Cristovao)

Tue, 17 May 2022 10:00:00 -0000

Was hair relaxer invented by white people to brainwash black people? Langston and guest Bianca Cristovao (Loving in America) talk about the science of hair relaxers and how the chemicals seep into our brains. Is it for mind control, or even worse?

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Algo-Rhythm Is A Bad Dancer (with Michael Christmas)

Tue, 10 May 2022 10:00:00 -0000

Is TikTok secretly making Black people bad at dancing? Langston and guest, Boston rapper Michael Christmas delve into the truth behind trending TikTok dances and how they affect Black culture.

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Black Like Me, Crack Like Me (with Nicole Byer) RE-RELEASE

Tue, 03 May 2022 10:00:00 -0000

Does Black, in fact, not crack? Langston and his guest Nicole Byer (Nailed It! on Netflix) do their best to piece together the truth on this timeless rhyme.

This week's episode is a re-release, we will be back with new episodes soon. In the meantime, please rate and subscribe to the podcast. If you would like more shows like these check out Big Money Players Network on Instagram.

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The Holy Ale (with Laci Mosley) RE-RELEASE

Tue, 26 Apr 2022 10:00:00 -0000

Check out this classic My Momma Told Me episode with special guest Laci Mosley. Please rate and review the podcast here!

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Are ginger ale and crackers truly the perfect cure to all of our ailments? Langston and his guest Laci Mosley (Scam Goddess) take a healthy bite out of this age old treatment.

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Wakanda Life You Wanna Live (with Solomon Georgio)

Tue, 19 Apr 2022 10:00:00 -0000

Is Wakanda Real? Langston and his guest Solomon Georgio (Hulu's Shrill, The Juice Podcast) illustrate this conspiracy theory and look behind the scenes of this Marvel-ous country.

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No Cell in the Wild (with Jermaine Fowler)

Tue, 12 Apr 2022 10:00:00 -0000

Do cell phones towers disguised as trees emit frequencies that make Black people want to kill each other? Langston and his guest Jermaine Fowler (Amazon's Coming 2 America) climb up this conspiracy theory.

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You Ain't Got No Alibi-No (with Ify Nwadiwe)

Tue, 05 Apr 2022 10:00:00 -0000

Does sex in the day time give you albino kids? Langston and his guest Ify Nwadiwe (NBC's Grand Crew) absorb this outrageous conspiracy theory and dissect Albinism in Africa.

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Jab It Like It's Hot (with Madison Shepard)

Tue, 29 Mar 2022 10:00:00 -0000

Are anti-vaxx propaganda being targeted towards Black people? Langston and his guest Madison Shepard (Single Drunk Female) are boosted and ready to review this conspiracy theory.

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Talk That Ship To Me (with Troy Walker)

Tue, 22 Mar 2022 10:00:00 -0000

Did slavery not exist because Black people were already in America? Langston and his guest Troy Walker (Jimmy Kimmel Live) navigate this wildly debunk-able conspiracy theory.

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Black Card Declined (with Zainab Johnson)

Tue, 15 Mar 2022 10:00:00 -0000

Can you truly lose your Black card? Langston and his guest Zainab Johnson (Amazon's Uploaded) swipe through this challenging conspiracy theory and it's origins.

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Eat Me, For Real: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

Thu, 10 Mar 2022 11:00:00 -0000

Langston answers a listener's email about being tricked into eating humans.

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These Sheets Feel Like Booty (with Chris Redd) RE-RELEASE

Tue, 08 Mar 2022 11:00:00 -0000

Check out the re-release of My Momma Told Me with special guest Chris Redd. ALSO check out their new show BUST DOWN on Peacock March 10th! BUST DOWN stars Jak Knight, Langston Kerman, Sam Jay and Chris Redd as four casino employees living dead-end lives with dead-end jobs in middle America, and the massive mess they manage to make out of it.

Is it possible to run out of cum? Langston and his guest Chris Redd (Saturday Night Live) have no idea, but they definitely say cum way too many times.

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A Gift for Seal (with David Gborie) RE-RELEASE

Tue, 01 Mar 2022 11:00:00 -0000

Check out the re-release of My Momma Told Me with special guest Ayo Edebiri! Please rate and review the podcast here and bye, b*tch!

Is there such a thing as a Black Illuminati? Langston and his guest David Gborie (The Half Hour on Comedy Central) uncloak the truth on the secret organization and its members. Spoiler alert: Gary Owen didn't make the cut.

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Chemtrails and All That Jazz (with Ayo Edebiri) RE-RELEASE

Tue, 22 Feb 2022 11:00:00 -0000

Check out the re-release of My Momma Told Me with special guest Ayo Edebiri! Please rate and review the podcast here and bye, b*tch!

Are chemtrails real, and are they leading to riots and population control? Langston and his guest Ayo Edebiri (Big Mouth on Netflix) take a big old huff of some very scary stuff floating out in the world. Also, they bring Dick Gregory back from the dead for one last bit.

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Big Brotha Is Watching (with Amanda Seales)

Tue, 15 Feb 2022 11:00:00 -0000

Is all your technology watching you? Langston and his guest Amanda Seales (Small Doses Podcast and Insecure) observe this digital age conspiracy theory.

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Dasani is Caucasian for Slavery: Mothaf*ckin Mini Episode (RE-RELEASE)

Thu, 10 Feb 2022 11:00:00 -0000

Langston answers a listener's email about the secret racism of the bottled water industry.

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Hard Myth to Swallow (with Kofi Thomas)

Tue, 08 Feb 2022 11:00:00 -0000

Did Lil' Kim go to the hospital to get her stomach pumped after a night with the Wu-Tang Clan? Langston and his guest Kofi Thomas (Pause with Sam Jay) go down and pop open this classic hip hop urban legend.

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The Last Whistle On The Left: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

Thu, 03 Feb 2022 11:00:00 -0000

Langston answers a listener's email about whistling in the house bringing bad luck.

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The Ballad of J.Hoova (with Jordan Carlos)

Tue, 01 Feb 2022 11:00:00 -0000

Was J. Edgar Hoover Black? Langston and his guest Jordan Carlos (First Wives Club on BET+) interrogate this wildly speculated conspiracy theory.

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Get Your Shine On: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

Thu, 27 Jan 2022 11:00:00 -0000

Langston answers a listener's email about a Folklore supernatural character named Shine.

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Not a Black Man's Best Friend (with Brian Simpson)

Tue, 25 Jan 2022 11:00:00 -0000

Do Black people not like dogs? Langston and his guest Brian Simpson (Netflix The Standups) chase down this not so pet-friendly conspiracy theory.

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Mutant Foot Fetish: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

Thu, 20 Jan 2022 11:00:00 -0000

Langston answers a listener's e-mail about whether a woman having a long second toe means they're going to rule their husband.

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N*ggas With Hope (with Idris Goodwin)

Tue, 18 Jan 2022 11:00:00 -0000

Was there a secret meeting where the owners of private prisons encouraged record executives to prioritize gangster rap to put more Black people in jail? Langston and his guest Idris Goodwin (Hype Man: A Breakbeat Film) review the records on this infamous conspiracy.

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White Devil Booty: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

Thu, 13 Jan 2022 11:00:00 -0000

Langston answers a listener's email about the porn industry inventing the search category PAWG (Phat Ass White Girl) to compete against Black women in porn.

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Freaky Fly-day (with Zeke Nicholson)

Tue, 11 Jan 2022 11:00:00 -0000

Did Malaysia Airlines Flight 370's disappearance involve aliens? Langston and his guest Zeke Nicholson (A.P. Bio on Peacock) take a layover to unpack this conspiracy theory.

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Barrel Full of Sexies: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

Thu, 06 Jan 2022 11:00:00 -0000

Langston answers a listener's email about whether attractive people can be funny.

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Pole Goals (with Zuri Salahuddin)

Tue, 04 Jan 2022 11:00:00 -0000

Is splitting a pole bad luck? Langston and his guest Zuri Salahuddin (South Side on HBO Max) take a walk down the road of this oddly specific conspiracy theory.

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Best of My Momma Told Me 2021 Part 2

Tue, 28 Dec 2021 11:00:00 -0000

Welcome back to part 2 of Best of My Momma Told Me! These are the best moments of My Momma Told Me which include the best homemade hoteps, white lies, and original games from all our wonderful guests including Wyatt Cenac, Chinedu Unaka, Radha Blank, and Nicole Byer. Happy New Year, B*tch!

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Best of My Momma Told Me 2021 Part 1

Tue, 21 Dec 2021 11:00:00 -0000

Join Langston as he goes through the best moments of My Momma Told Me which include the best homemade hoteps, white lies, and original games from all our wonderful guests including Laci Mosley, Michael Harriot, Shaun Diston, Bashir Salahuddin, and Alex English. There are so many that we are making this a 2-parter. Happy Holidays, B*tch!

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Cherries & Cream: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

Thu, 16 Dec 2021 11:00:00 -0000

Langston answers a listener's email about President Zachary Taylor's mysterious death.

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I'll Be Your Private Cancer (with Prentice Penny)

Tue, 14 Dec 2021 11:00:00 -0000

Are the government and big pharma secretly hiding the cure for cancer? Langston and his guest Prentice Penny (Insecure on HBO) take a close look at this dastardly conspiracy.

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Zero Shades of Red: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

Thu, 09 Dec 2021 11:00:00 -0000

Langston answers a listener's email about not wearing red or being by something that's red during a rain storm.

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I Ain't Afraid of No Ghosts (with Jamilah Lemieux)

Tue, 07 Dec 2021 11:00:00 -0000

Do Black people not see ghosts? Langston and his guest Jamilah Lemieux (Mom and Dad Are Fighting podcast) see right through this conspiracy and encourage listeners to talk to their owns ghosts.

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Milk Murders: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

Thu, 02 Dec 2021 11:00:00 -0000

Langston answers a listener's email about a Rwandan conspiracy theory that says if you don't finish your milk the cow who made it dies.

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Destiny's Surrogate (with Joyelle Johnson)

Tue, 30 Nov 2021 11:00:00 -0000

Did Beyonce fake her pregnancy with Blue Ivy? Langston and his guest Joyelle Johnson (Love Joy on Peacock) take a swat at this buzz worthy conspiracy.

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Introducing: How Did We Get Weird (with Langston Kerman)

Thu, 25 Nov 2021 11:00:00 -0000

Hey My Momma Told Me listeners! Check out this episode of How Did We Get Weird with Vanessa Bayer and Jonah Bayer where they talk to Langston Kerman and his nostalgia fascination with AND1 Mixtapes AND the birth of the My Momma Told Me podcast.

Rate and review My Momma Told Me with Langston Kerman on Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/my-momma-told-me-with-langston-kerman/id1523712290

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Jonah Bayer and Vanessa Bayer welcome the hilarious and talented Langston Kerman, who you might know as an actor, writer, comedian and host of "My Momma Told Me." They discuss their nostalgic childhood journeys of getting to school: From watching incredible bus fights to Jonah peeling into the highschool parking lot blasting what Vanessa calls "the yelling guys." They also talk about Langton's love for AND1 mixtapes, 3D Doritos, Double Dare Live, and see if Langston can finally put his beef with Mark Summers to rest.

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White Gravies Only (with Rob Haze)

Tue, 23 Nov 2021 11:00:00 -0000

Is white gravy for white people and brown gravy for Black people? Langston and his guest Rob Haze (Sneak This on B/R Kicks) honor Thanksgiving and serve up this not so tasty conspiracy theory.

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The Banana Trap: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

Thu, 18 Nov 2021 11:00:00 -0000

Langston answers a listener's email about self-checkout scanners being racist.

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Momma Knows Best (with Wade Allain-Marcus)

Tue, 16 Nov 2021 11:00:00 -0000

Do moms really make everything better at home? Langston and his guest Wade Allain-Marcus (Insecure) get familiar with this mother of a conspiracy theory.

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Bumping Uglies Vol. 2: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

Thu, 11 Nov 2021 11:00:00 -0000

Langston answers listeners' conspiracy about two ugly people making a pretty baby. Realizes he already covered this topic and has more to say.

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Queer & Now (with Aida Rodriguez)

Tue, 09 Nov 2021 11:00:00 -0000

Was Luther Vandross secretly gay? Langston and his guest Aida Rodriguez (Fighting Words on HBO Max) clean out the closet on this old school conspiracy.

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The Water Works: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

Thu, 04 Nov 2021 10:00:00 -0000

Langston answers a listener's email about fluoride in water and reminds listeners he isn't a researcher.

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We Invented The Assassination (with Nore Davis)

Tue, 02 Nov 2021 10:00:00 -0000

Is Diddy secretly responsible for the murder of Biggie Smalls? Langston and his guest Nore Davis (The Half Hour on Comedy Central) dance carefully around this dangerous conspiracy.

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Amazon Prime Suspect: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

Thu, 28 Oct 2021 10:00:00 -0000

Langston answers a listener's email about Amazon starting COVID-19.

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Mind Tap Water (with Aisha Dee)

Tue, 26 Oct 2021 10:00:00 -0000

Does the government add fluoride to our water as a tool for mind control. Langston and his guest Aisha Dee (The Bold Type on Freeform) take a swim through this high pressure conspiracy.

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Babe 3 — AIDS in the Piggy: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

Thu, 21 Oct 2021 10:00:00 -0000

Langston answers a listener's email about HIV being transferred by eating pork.

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Good Man Bad Balls (with Gary Richardson)

Tue, 19 Oct 2021 10:00:00 -0000

Are girl babies made through the power of a good man? Langston and his guest Gary Richardson (Shrill on Hulu) pull back the layers of this country ass conspiracy.

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My White President is Black: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

Thu, 14 Oct 2021 10:00:00 -0000

Langston answers a listener's email about the legend of secret mixed race US Presidents.

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Math-Mayne-Tician (with Radha Blank)

Tue, 12 Oct 2021 10:00:00 -0000

Is there any legitimacy to Terrence Howard's "universal math" theory? Langston and his guest Radha Blank (The Forty-Year-Old Version on Netflix) try to add up all of Terrence's transformative teachings.

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Must Hate Crime Dogs: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode (RE-RELEASE)

Thu, 07 Oct 2021 10:00:00 -0000

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Langston answers a listener's conspiracy about white people having racist dogs.

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Getting Some Hairy Head (with Reggie Conquest)

Tue, 05 Oct 2021 10:00:00 -0000

Does performing oral sex make a man's mustache grow? Langston and his guest Reggie Conquest (That Damn Michael Che on HBO Max) take a deep dive into this messy conspiracy theory.

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Devil May Slap: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

Thu, 30 Sep 2021 10:00:00 -0000

Langston answers a listener's email about sun showers being a sign of the devil beating his wife.

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Swim Shady (with Aminah Imani)

Tue, 28 Sep 2021 10:00:00 -0000

Are Black people incapable of swimming? Langston and his guest Aminah Imani (Comedy Central) take a dive into this timeless conspiracy theory.

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Get Back Hellcat: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

Thu, 23 Sep 2021 10:00:00 -0000

Langston answers a listener's email about cats able to steal human souls.

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Cry2K (with Monroe Martin)

Tue, 21 Sep 2021 10:00:00 -0000

Was the Y2K scare something we should've actually been afraid of? Langston and his guest Monroe Martin (Last Comic Standing) reboot the modems of this wild conspiracy theory.

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Breathing All The White Man's Air: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode (RE-RELEASE)

Thu, 16 Sep 2021 10:00:00 -0000

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Langston answers a listener's conspiracy theory about the positioning of Black people's noses.

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I Just Called To Say I See You (with Felonious Munk)

Tue, 14 Sep 2021 10:00:00 -0000

Has Stevie Wonder been lying about being blind all of these years? Langston and his guest Felonious Munk (For Life on ABC) take a good hard look at this touchy conspiracy.

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Sexual Killing: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

Thu, 09 Sep 2021 10:00:00 -0000

Langston answers a listener's email about Marvin Gaye being a secret serial killer.

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My Carpenter is Black (with Chloé Hilliard)

Tue, 07 Sep 2021 10:00:00 -0000

Is Jesus Christ actually the begotten Black son of God? Langston and his guest Chloé Hilliard (F*ck Your Diet: And Other Things My Thighs Tell Me) dig up the truth on this heavenly conspiracy theory.

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Driving Me Racist: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

Thu, 02 Sep 2021 10:00:00 -0000

Langston answers a listener's email about Pontiac cars and their secret racist acronym.

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Dallas Liars Club (with Wyatt Cenac)

Tue, 31 Aug 2021 10:00:00 -0000

Is the legend true of a Dallas woman who was tormenting the local men with the threat of intentionally giving them AIDS? Langston and his guest Wyatt Cenac (Problem Areas on HBO) explore the horrors of this Texas sized conspiracy theory.

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N.W.AIDS: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

Thu, 26 Aug 2021 10:00:00 -0000

Langston answers a listener's email about Eazy-E being secretly given the AIDS virus by Suge Knight.

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The Legend of Ann Marie Lastrassi (with Rae Sanni)

Tue, 24 Aug 2021 10:00:00 -0000

Is Beyoncé secretly Italian? Langston and his guest Rae Sanni (A Black Lady Sketch Show on HBO) wash off the makeup on this spicy conspiracy theory.

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Pika-choose The Devil: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

Thu, 19 Aug 2021 10:00:00 -0000

Langston answers a listener's email about Pokémon and it's association with demonic influences.

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Pu**y on the Hip (with Yassir Lester) RE-RELEASE

Tue, 17 Aug 2021 10:00:00 -0000

Langston leaves a special message for the listeners at home and invites you to enjoy this re-release episode with Yassir Lester! Rate and review My Momma Told Me on Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/my-momma-told-me-with-langston-kerman/id1523712290

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Are Ciara and Usher intersex? Langston and his guest Yassir Lester (Black Monday on Showtime) work to figure it out. Also, they do their absolute best not to get canceled.

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I Want You Back (The Testicles Remix): Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

Thu, 12 Aug 2021 10:00:00 -0000

Langston answers a listener's email about Michael Jackson being castrated as a child.

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Not My Cup of Pee (with Ms. Pat)

Tue, 10 Aug 2021 10:00:00 -0000

Does baby pee cure acne? Langston and his guest Ms. Pat (The Ms. Pat Show on BET+) whizz around and soak up this conspiracy theory.

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Introducing: This Is Americans Live (with Miles Gray) / Episode 8: Confidence

Thu, 05 Aug 2021 10:00:00 -0000

We think you'll love this episode of the new show Will Ferrell's Big Money Players Network, "This is Americans Live" featuring former My Momma Told Me guest Miles Gray from the 420 Special. Check it out!

This is Americans Live: Join improv comedians Aristotle Athiras and Andy Harris on This Is Americans Live, an improvised comedy podcast in the style of your favorite storytelling show from a certain public radio station. Each week, host Ari, producer Andy and a special guest contributor use prompts from a random sentence generator to improvise fake real stories filled with fake real people, in three acts.

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SlaverWee (with Robert Hines)

Tue, 03 Aug 2021 10:00:00 -0000

Was Kanye right when he said slavery was a choice? Langston and his guest Robert Hines (Lockdown Detroit on YouTube) entertain this unhinged conspiracy theory.

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Ginger Superheroes: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode (RE-RELEASE)

Thu, 29 Jul 2021 10:00:00 -0000

This is a RE-RELEASE, the first Mothaf*ckin Mini Episode! Want your conspiracy theories your family has told you mentioned on the podcast? Send us your voice memos and emails to mymommapod@gmail.com

Langston answers a listener's conspiracy theory about Hollywood replacing its redheaded characters with Black actors.

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Lice Lice Baby (with Jamel Johnson)

Tue, 27 Jul 2021 10:00:00 -0000

Do Black people not get lice because of the hair grease they use? Langston and his guest Jamel Johnson (NBA Storytime) comb through the truth of this tangled conspiracy theory.

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Keeping Up With the Witchkraft: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

Thu, 22 Jul 2021 10:00:00 -0000

Langston answers a listener's email about The Kardashians being witches.

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Close Encounters of the Third Reich (with Chinedu Unaka)

Tue, 20 Jul 2021 10:00:00 -0000

Is the government secretly teaching aliens to be racist before they introduce them to the public? Langston and his guest Chinedu Unaka (The Nosy Neighbors on Spotify) look to the bigoted stars for answers on this wild conspiracy.

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Undercover LaBoy: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

Thu, 15 Jul 2021 10:00:00 -0000

Langston answers a listener's email about Justin LaBoy being an undercover plant for the Fraternal Order of Police.

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Mountain Don't (with Hannibal Buress)

Tue, 13 Jul 2021 10:00:00 -0000

Does drinking Mountain Dew lower your sperm count? Langston and his guest Hannibal Buress (Miami Nights) take a microscope to this extreme conspiracy theory.

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Getting Some Head: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

Thu, 08 Jul 2021 10:00:00 -0000

Langston answers a listener's email about whether rubbing a Black person's head is good luck.

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What Booties May Come (with Sasheer Zamata)

Tue, 06 Jul 2021 10:00:00 -0000

Does having sex make women's butts get bigger? Langston and his guest Sasheer Zamata (Woke on Hulu) raw dog this timeless conspiracy.

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Say Yes to the Oppressed: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

Thu, 01 Jul 2021 10:00:00 -0000

Langston answers a listener's email about Hollywood intentionally emasculating Black men by putting them in dresses.

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Yabba Dabba Voodoo (with Kevin Iso)

Tue, 29 Jun 2021 10:00:00 -0000

Is Nigerian jazz/juju real? Langston and his guest Kevin Iso (Flatbush Misdemeanors on Showtime) charm their way to understanding this magical and spiritual belief.

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The Legend of Jazz Edgar Hoover: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

Thu, 24 Jun 2021 10:00:00 -0000

Langston answers a listener's email about J. Edgar Hoover being secretly Black.

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Color Me Sensitive (with Propaganda)

Tue, 22 Jun 2021 10:00:00 -0000

Are light-skinned people more sensitive? Langston and his guest Propaganda (Hood Politics Podcast) shine a light on this colorful conspiracy.

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Billie Jean, You Are The Mother: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

Thu, 17 Jun 2021 10:00:00 -0000

Langston answers a listener's email about Michael Jackson secretly being the love-child of Diana Ross and Smokey Robinson.

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Billion Year Boys Club (with Affion Crockett)

Tue, 15 Jun 2021 13:06:00 -0000

Is Pharrell secretly an undead vampire? Langston and his guest Affion Crockett (Affion Crockett: Mirror II Society on Peacock) take a bite of this haunting conspiracy.

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Dasani is Caucasian for Slavery: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

Thu, 10 Jun 2021 10:00:00 -0000

Langston answers a listener's email about the secret racism of the bottled water industry.

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A Clown By Any Other Name (with Eve L. Ewing)

Tue, 08 Jun 2021 10:00:00 -0000

Is there an evil clown in a white van driving around Chicago kidnapping and murdering children? Langston and his guest Eve Ewing (Electric Arches) hold on tight as they ride through this very local, very nostalgic conspiracy.

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Gynecology Charts & Black Women's Yummy Parts: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

Thu, 03 Jun 2021 10:00:00 -0000

Langston answers a listener's conspiracy about the secret truth hidden in gynecology charts.

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All White Tommy Genes (with Alex English)

Tue, 01 Jun 2021 10:00:00 -0000

Did Tommy Hilfiger declare that his clothing was only meant for upperclass white people? Langston and his guest Alex English (That Damn Michael Che on HBO Max) try on this vintage conspiracy theory.

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All Eyez On Sammy: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

Thu, 27 May 2021 10:00:00 -0000

Langston answers a listener's conspiracy about the secret behind Sammy Davis Jr.'s glass eye.

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Them Doggone Aliens (with Yedoye Travis)

Tue, 25 May 2021 10:00:00 -0000

Did the Dogon Tribe of Mali discover the secrets of alien life? Langston and his guest Yedoye Travis (Comedy Central) travel deep into the truth of this interstellar conspiracy.

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Bumping Uglies: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

Thu, 20 May 2021 10:00:00 -0000

Langston answers listeners' conspiracy about two ugly people making a pretty baby.

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The Chicken or The Egg or Something Else (with Marie Faustin)

Tue, 18 May 2021 10:00:00 -0000

Is the chicken at Chinese restaurants not what it claims to be? Langston and his guest Marie Faustin (The Unofficial Expert Podcast) grill up and serve this problematic conspiracy on a messy little platter.

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High Fructose Corn Fascist: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

Thu, 13 May 2021 10:00:00 -0000

Langston answers listeners' conspiracies about Operation Paperclip and the secret Nazi history behind Fanta.

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Take Yo' Broke A$$ to Outer Space (with Bashir Salahuddin)

Tue, 11 May 2021 10:00:00 -0000

Are billionaires investing in space exploration, so they can kick poor people off the Earth? Langston and his guest Bashir Saladhuddin (South Side) blast off into this cosmic cold-blooded conspiracy.

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Must Hate Crime Dogs: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

Thu, 06 May 2021 10:00:00 -0000

Langston answers a listener's conspiracy about white people having racist dogs.

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Five-Finger Dismount (with Nick Chambers)

Tue, 04 May 2021 10:00:00 -0000

If you point at a cemetery do all your fingers fall off? Langston and his guest Nick Chambers (Tawanda's Live Request) scratch the surface and more exploring this Jamaican superstition.

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Breathing All The White Man's Air: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

Thu, 29 Apr 2021 10:00:00 -0000

Langston answers a listener's conspiracy theory about the positioning of Black people's noses.

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Twin Freaks (with Comedian CP)

Tue, 27 Apr 2021 10:00:00 -0000

Is Gucci Mane a clone? Langston and his guest Comedian CP (Detroiters) examine this conspiracy theory along with other hip-hop artists that could possibly be clones.

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Satanic Household Brands: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

Thu, 22 Apr 2021 10:00:00 -0000

Langston answers a listener's conspiracy theory about Procter & Gamble and its history with Devil worshipping.

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Yummy, Yummy Drugs in My Tummy: A 420 Special (with Miles Gray)

Tue, 20 Apr 2021 10:00:00 -0000

Is drug free truly the way to be? Langston and his guest Miles Gray (The Daily Zeitgeist) take a huff of the truth behind America's infamous anti-drug campaigns.

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Ginger Superheroes: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

Thu, 15 Apr 2021 10:00:00 -0000

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A Barrel of Laughs, A Scattering of Slaves (with Michelle Buteau)

Tue, 13 Apr 2021 10:00:00 -0000

Do Black people scatter when they laugh because it’s what slaves would do to avoid causing commotion? Langston and his guest Michelle Buteau (Welcome to Buteaupia and The Circle on Netflix) track down the truth behind this hilarious conspiracy.

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But The Kid is Not My Son, or My Victim (with Diallo Riddle)

Tue, 06 Apr 2021 10:00:00 -0000

Is Michael Jackson actually innocent? Langston and his guest Diallo Riddle (South Side on HBO Max) lay down with this challenging conspiracy to see what they can find.

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Whites Only Anal Probes (with Ashley Nicole Black)

Tue, 30 Mar 2021 10:00:00 -0000

Do aliens exclusively abduct white people? Langston and his guest Ashley Nicole Black (A Black Lady Sketch Show on HBO) probe deep into this out of this world conspiracy.

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If Someone Else Did It (with Shaun Diston)

Tue, 23 Mar 2021 10:00:00 -0000

Is OJ Simpson actually innocent of murder? Langston and his guest Shaun Diston (Wrecked on TBS) take a stab at proving OJ might not be as guilty as he seems (still a terrible guy though).

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Make It Make Sense (with Michael Harriot)

Tue, 16 Mar 2021 10:00:00 -0000

Do white people not have any damn sense? Langston and his guest Michael Harriot (Writer at The Root) try to make sense of the sense white people supposedly don't have.

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Finger Lickin' Dead (with Will Miles)

Tue, 09 Mar 2021 11:00:00 -0000

Are fast food restaurants strategically placed to kill Black people at a faster rate? Langston and his guest Will Miles (South Side on HBO Max) try to keep their blood pressure down as they dig into the truth of this horrifying conspiracy.

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Queer as Folklore (with Open Mike Eagle)

Tue, 02 Mar 2021 11:00:00 -0000

Does Hollywood have a gay agenda? Langston and his guest Open Mike Eagle (Anime, Trauma and Divorce) clean out the closet of this classic barbershop conspiracy.

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The Last of the Moeshas (with The Lucas Bros)

Tue, 23 Feb 2021 11:00:00 -0000

Is superstar Brandy secretly cursed and inadvertently causing the deaths of anyone who comes close? Langston and his guests The Lucas Bros (Judas and The Black Messiah on HBO Max) never say never to this heartbreaking conspiracy.

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Timbs for My Hooligans in Broo-Klan (with Nate Marshall)

Tue, 16 Feb 2021 11:00:00 -0000

Are Timberland boots secretly produced by the KKK? Langston and his guest Nate Marshall (Finna) dip their toes into this heavy secret. Later, they find themselves on a wild journey as they try to discover what other brands might be pretty racist.

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Bed Bugs & Beyond (with Clark Jones)

Tue, 09 Feb 2021 11:00:00 -0000

Did mattress companies intentionally plot a recent bed bugs outbreak as a plan for selling more mattresses? Langston and his guest Clark Jones (Run The World on Starz) try to pick apart what's really creeping between our sheets and who put them there.

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A Closet Full of Robert (with Dewayne Perkins)

Tue, 02 Feb 2021 11:00:00 -0000

Is R. Kelly actually innocent of his terrible, terrible crimes? Absolutely not, but Langston and his guest Dewayne Perkins (The Amber Ruffin Show on Peacock) consider all of the evidence in this disappointing Chicago legend.

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Black Like Me, Crack Like Me (with Nicole Byer)

Tue, 26 Jan 2021 11:00:00 -0000

Does Black, in fact, not crack? Langston and his guest Nicole Byer (Nailed It! on Netflix) do their best to piece together the truth on this timeless rhyme.

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23 and Me and Government Conspiracy (with Chandra Russell)

Tue, 19 Jan 2021 11:00:00 -0000

Are genealogy websites secretly collecting Black people's DNA for nefarious purposes. Langston and his guest Chandra Russell (South Side on Comedy Central) take a metaphorical swab and get back some horrifying results.

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The Holy Ale (with Laci Mosley)

Tue, 12 Jan 2021 11:00:00 -0000

Are ginger ale and crackers truly the perfect cure to all of our ailments? Langston and his guest Laci Mosley (Scam Goddess) take a healthy bite out of this age old treatment.

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Like a Hurricane (with Clayton English)

Tue, 05 Jan 2021 11:00:00 -0000

Are hurricanes actually the ghosts of slaves lost in The Middle Passage? Langston and his guest Clayton English (Last Comic Standing on NBC) take this wild legend for a spin.

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Plan B Kill (with Tawny Newsome)

Tue, 29 Dec 2020 11:00:00 -0000

Are there secret birth control trials forcing African women into sterilization? Langston and his guest Tawny Newsome (Space Force on Netflix) try not to cry as they unpack this traumatizing conspiracy.

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Prison B*tch Syndrome (with Garrick Bernard)

Tue, 22 Dec 2020 11:00:00 -0000

Does sagging your pants make you gay? Langston and his guest Garrick Bernard (Solar Opposites on Hulu) tighten their belts and dig into this timeless barbershop scuttlebutt.

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Harder, Better, Faster, Extra Tendon (with Jordan Temple)

Tue, 15 Dec 2020 11:00:00 -0000

Do Black people have an extra tendon in their legs to help them jump higher and run faster? Langston and his guest Jordan Temple (Atlanta on FX) kick in the problematic door of this age old conspiracy.

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Six Feet from Poverty (with Petey DeAbreu)

Tue, 08 Dec 2020 11:00:00 -0000

Do the challenges of poverty actually make the world a better place? Langston and his guest Petey DeAbreu (Comedy Central Stand-Up) take a philosophical look into how culture is actually formed and how Dr. Fauci is actually pronounced.

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Chemtrails and All That Jazz (with Ayo Edebiri)

Tue, 01 Dec 2020 11:00:00 -0000

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Tupac Lives! (with Jay Ellis)

Tue, 24 Nov 2020 11:00:00 -0000

Is Tupac still alive and still dressed like 1996 in Cuba? Langston and his guest Jay Ellis (Insecure on HBO) take a trip through all of Tupac's possible survival tactics and hiding places. Also, they learn about a promising new film producer by the name of Rick Boss.

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"Hairline Switch" with Janelle James

Tue, 17 Nov 2020 11:00:00 -0000

Do Black men with bad haircuts get more opportunities in white America? Langston and his guest Janelle James (Black Monday on Showtime) cut through the bullsh*t to find out why so many rich Black men look like they're allergic to a barbershop.

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"May The Best Roaster Win" with Zack Fox

Tue, 10 Nov 2020 11:00:00 -0000

Were white people created by an ancient Black scientist? Langston and his guest Zack Fox (Jesus Is The One on Spotify) explore the science and the religion behind this devastating claim.

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"Electromagnetism and All That Sh*t" with Baron Vaughn

Tue, 03 Nov 2020 11:00:00 -0000

Is 5G truly the downfall of humanity? Langston and his guest Baron Vaughn (Grace & Frankie on Netflix) do a heavy download on the invisible enemy some people say is radiating our insides and killing off our bumblebees.

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"I am AIDS" with Sydnee Washington

Tue, 27 Oct 2020 10:00:00 -0000

Is the government secretly responsible for giving AIDS to black people? Langston and his guest Sydnee Washington (Comedy Central) fall deep into this legendary black conspiracy theory. Also, they talk a strange amount about lighting stuff on fire.

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"Anti-Brusher" with Ego Nwodim

Tue, 20 Oct 2020 10:00:00 -0000

Do ants crawl in your mouth when you're sleeping if you forget to brush your teeth? Langston and his guest Ego Nwodim (Saturday Night Live) try to swallow the truth behind this stunning claim. Also, they draft up a better pitch for a new PETA campaign.

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"Cold in Their Bones" with Naomi Ekperigin

Tue, 13 Oct 2020 10:00:00 -0000

Are white people actually immune to cold temperatures? Langston and his guest Naomi Ekperigin (Mythic Quest: Raven's Banquet on Apple TV+) unpack the truth on this conspiracy, and what they find might chill you to the bones. Also, they agree, f*ck "Friends".

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"Put a Root on You" with Carl Tart

Tue, 06 Oct 2020 10:00:00 -0000

Is it possible to curse a man by putting menstrual blood in his spaghetti? Langston and his guest Carl Tart (Brooklyn Nine-Nine on NBC) make a meal of this country ass conspiracy.

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"It Could Be a Crackhead" with Eric Andre

Tue, 29 Sep 2020 10:00:00 -0000

What treasures does the Crichton Leprechaun still have to offer? Langston and his guest Eric Andre (Legalize Everything on Netflix) find out where the gold is really at on this very special episode.

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"The Booty Doo" with Jak Knight

Tue, 22 Sep 2020 10:00:00 -0000

Is there a correlation between single moms and gay men? Langston and his guest Jak Knight (Big Mouth on Netflix) pull back the hate on this dangerous conspiracy. Also, they dream of a world of hoteps without the homophobia.

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"Darkskinned Karate Brothers" with Roy Wood Jr.

Tue, 15 Sep 2020 10:00:00 -0000

Did Wesley Snipes intentionally trick Billy Blanks into missing his Passenger 57 audition, thus securing Wesley the role and cornering Billy into a career of producing workout tapes? Hard to say, but Langston and his guest Roy Wood Jr. (The Daily Show on Comedy Central) intend to find out.

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"Don't Fumble the Bag" with Quinta Brunson

Tue, 08 Sep 2020 10:00:00 -0000

If you put your purse on the floor, will you go broke? Langston and his guest Quinta Brunson (A Black Lady Sketch Show on HBO) clutch their purses to their chests as they open up the bag on this classic conspiracy.

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"Too Much Sauce" with Shalewa Sharpe

Tue, 01 Sep 2020 10:00:00 -0000

Is there more seasoning on the chips in Black neighborhoods than there is on the chips in white neighborhoods? Langston and his guest Shalewa Sharpe (The New Negroes on Comedy Central) take a dip into the truth. And bad news, the truth is a little spicy.

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"A Gift for Seal" with David Gborie

Tue, 25 Aug 2020 10:00:00 -0000

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"Don't Drink the White One" with Sam Jay

Tue, 18 Aug 2020 10:30:00 -0000

Is the KKK responsible for Mistic Juice Drinks? Langston and his guest Sam Jay make some phone calls to get to the bottom of things. Also, they call for independence from the white nation.

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"These Sheets Feel Like Booty" with Chris Redd

Tue, 18 Aug 2020 10:15:00 -0000

Is it possible to run out of cum? Langston and his guest Chris Redd (Saturday Night Live) have no idea, but they definitely say cum way too many times.

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"Pu**y on the Hip" with Yassir Lester

Tue, 18 Aug 2020 10:00:00 -0000

Are Ciara and Usher intersex? Langston and his guest Yassir Lester (Black Monday on Showtime) work to figure it out. Also, they do their absolute best not to get canceled.

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Introducing: My Momma Told Me with Langston Kerman

Mon, 10 Aug 2020 17:44:17 -0000

Comedian Langston Kerman and his guests take a deep dive into the most exciting, groundbreaking and sometimes problematic Black conspiracy theories. They’ll cover silly conspiracies, scary conspiracies and conspiracies they learned from that uncle who used to wear jeans when he went swimming in the public pool.

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My Momma Told Me

Fish Dreams and Nightmares (with Mandal)

Coach Dr. Umar’s School of Black Excellence (with Langston and David)

All R&B Singers Are Scumbags (the Last Episode...For Now.)

The Interracial Agenda in Commercials (with Yassir & Isaiah Lester)

Vegetables Don't Exist (with Langston and David)

Tyler Perry is the Devil!! (with Sydnee Washington) RERUN

Robots are Evil (with Janelle James)

Kids See Ghosts and Also Predators (with Kid Fury) (1)

Does Brushing Your Teeth Make You Gay (with Bob the Drag Queen)

New Year, New Black-Eyed Peas (with Monét X Change) RE-RELEASE

Jesus is Magic (with Sam Jay + Keith Johnson)

Only Black People Are In the Illuminati (with Jemele Hill) RERELEASE

Russian Bots are Tearing Apart Black America (with Kerry Coddett)

Pfizer & John Legend Are Conspiring! (with Langston Kerman and David Gborie) Re-Release

Legal Weed is a Scam (with Luenell)

45 Minutes of Not A Goddamn Thing Motherf_ckin Mini Episode (Re-Release)

They Already Soft Launched Aliens (with Mel Mitchell)

The Right Ear is the Gay Ear (with Vinny Thomas) RE-RELEASE

The Moon Landing was Fake (with Larry Wilmore)

Mattress Firms Are Drug Fronts (with Langston Kerman and David Gborie)

Underwater Freaknick in ATL Atlantis (with Angel McCoughtry)

The DeBarge Effect (with Kevin Avery) RE-RELEASE

Cloning Celebrities (with Nicole Byer)

The Mandela Effect Got Us! (with Garrick Bernard) RE-RELEASE

Old Men Give You Worms (with Langston and David)

Tris N' Chips (with Tristen J. Winger) RE-RELEASE

There Are No Dinosaurs (with Kanisha Buss)

Certified Actor Boy: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode (RE-RELEASE)

The Epstein Files Ruined Conspiracy Theories (with Deante Kyle + Big Ice Cup Kat)

Hollow Earth (with Chinedu Unaka) RE-RELEASE

Where is Obama Storing the Aliens? (with Courtney Bee)

Michael Jackson’s Plastic Surgeries (with Rob Haze) RE-RELEASE

Don't Split the Pole and Leave the Slang to E-40 (with Bruce Bruce)

Dinosaurs Are Probably Fake (with Cedric Yarbrough)

Robots are Racist (with Brett Gray)

NBA Magic Tricks (with Josiah Johnson) RE-RELEASE

The Real COVID (with Ali Siddiq)

Crockpot Salmonella Soup, White People Still Can't Cook (with Dulce Sloan)

Find the Epstein Files, Cancel Love Island (with Langston Kerman and David Gborie) RE-RELEASE

Uncle Ruckus' Favorite Conspiracy Theories with (Gary Anthony Williams)

Flat Back Music: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode (RE-RELEASE)

Porn Sites are Secretly Photographing Users (with Clark Jones)

Human DNA in Hotdogs: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode (RE-RELEASE)

Dogs Can Sense Racism and Trump is Segregating Schools (with Yassir Lester)

Pigeons Are The Feds (with SushiboyMEXICO) RE-RELEASE

What's Wrong with These Kids (with Keon Polee)

Kevin Durant's BlackPlanet Page: A Dramatic Brown Eyes Reading (with Shapel Lacey)

Did Sony Kill Michael Jackson (with Shapel Lacey)

New Year, New Black-Eyed Peas with Monét X Change (RE-RELEASE)

Cobra Clog (with Langston Kerman and David Gborie)

Is Santa an Elf?

The Ghost of Episodes Past: The War on Christmas

No Gifts No Problems: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode (RE-RELEASE)

The Bigger the Hat the Bigger the Ego (With Rico Nasty)

Where are the Black and Brown Elves? 844 Lil Moms

The Mycelium Network Theory (with Aaron Branch)

The Skeeting Rainbow (with Miles Gray) RE-RELEASE

Why Old Heads Avoided ADD Diagnosis (With Devon Walker)

Turd-Course Meal (with Langston Kerman and David Gborie) RE-RELEASE

iPhone Keyboards Rigged to Fail (with Olly Sholotan)

YTLiens: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode (RE-RELEASE)

All Famous Black People Know Each Other (with Jay Jurden)

White Man Can't Cook (with Langston Kerman and David Gborie)

Homunculus for the Rest of Us (with Jamel Johnson)

Big Pappa Has Arrived (with Will Ferrell) RE-RELEASE

Bigfoot is Real and He's Fabulous (with Herman Wrice)

Ghost Ride The Face: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode (RE-RELEASE)

Delivert: We Solved Barbershop Homophobia (with Dewayne Perkins)

Welcome to the Apocalypse (with Patrick Cloud) RE-RELEASE

The Youngest Child is Always Spoiled (with Tacarra Williams)

Legends of the Hidden Messages: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode (RE-RELEASE)

Suboptimus Prime (with Langston and David)

Gangster Army: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode (RE-RELEASE)

The C**n Landing (with Vincent Bryant)

Ethiopia Jones and the Lost Ark (with Biniam Bizuneh) RE-RELEASE

Steppin' on Cracks and Breakin' Backs (with Jazmyn W)

Pon de Satan (with Langston Kerman and David Gborie) RE-RELEASE

Reality TV Ain't Real! Pt. 2 (with Kevin Fredericks fka KevOnStage)

Simon Says Shut the F*ck Up: Motherf*kin Mini Episode (RE-RELEASE)

Simon Says Shut the Fck Up: Motherfkin Mini Episode (RE-RELEASE)