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Answer Us Back: something has to go in that hole

Thu, 16 Apr 2026 12:54:00 -0000

Hello! Welcome to this month's edition of Answer Us Back, full of your feedback on AMTs old and new. Today:

Following AMT416’s discussion of meat fondue, Amanda gives us meat fondue tips amassed from four generations of her family’s festive flesh fondue.
Also apropos of AMT416, Rebekah - and several other people! - notes the existence of a 9/11 musical: Come From Away.
AMT306 inspired Matt from Birmingham to try the chicken kyiv sandwich, which has comforted him during many major life events since.
Chris from New Zealand wants an update on AMT376’s message from the then 38-year-old Olly to his future fortysomething self ie present day Olly.
We heard from so many of you about World Book Day! Katy has a clever way to keep your kid’s costume obligations extremely light..
Joe in Minnesota sees your World Book Day and raises you the Children Pretending To Be Historical Waxworks Day of his own childhood.
Neil from Staffordshire is haunted by an AMT jingle from 15+ years ago.

If you’ve been haunted by thoughts about AMTs 1-416, exorcise them by sharing them with us for future episodes of Answer Us Back. And as always, send in your questions, in voicenote or written form to answermethispodcast@googlemail.com. All new AMT417 will be in your podfeed 30 April 2026.

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AMT416: LEGO Titanic, Curried Whale and World Book Day

Thu, 26 Mar 2026 09:27:00 -0000

AMT416’s questioneers want to know what to do with their wedding suit post-divorce, why is World Book Day, how Nelson’s Column is cleaned, whether Brits during WW2 bought whale meat from fishmongers or butchers, who is buying £530 LEGO Titanic sets at the airport, and whether the fondue party they had for their twelfth birthday was bougie.

For more information about this episode, head to answermethispodcast.com/episode416.

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AMT417 will be in your podfeed 30 April 2026, and you’ll get an episode of Answer Us Back mid-month.

Also, now is a GREAT time to become a patron at patreon.com/answermethis if you haven’t already, because the next edition of our video livestream series Petty Problems is happening Sunday 29th March! Join us for that, and in return for your patronage, you also get the whole Petty Problems back catalogue, a batch of Bonus Bits each month, and an ad-free version of AMT416. If you sign up at one of the higher Patreon tiers, you get access to an RSS feed with ALL the AMT stuff EVER, including our entire back catalogue, our six themed albums, the retro AMTs, and every Bit of Crapp from the AMT App.

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Answer Us Back: 'nduja-smeared rubber glove

Thu, 12 Mar 2026 09:44:00 -0000

Hello! Welcome to this month's edition of Answer Us Back, full of your feedback on AMTs old and new. Today:

Helen's going to watch ice hockey this weekend, i.e. she'll get to see zambonis in action, per AMT415.
Olly got sleb-spotted when out for breakfast (hi Simon!).
Pete in Bloomington, Indiana, wants to know whether Kyle from Bloomington, Indiana, is still stealing olives from the olive bars of Bloomington, Indiana, like he was back in AMT305 in 2014. Well, Kyle, are you? ARE YOU???
Provoked by AMT402's discussion of proposals via book dedications, Emma in Canada has a real life example from her own parents of a proposal via printed text, in their case the local tabloid newspaper.
David from Glasgow heard us talking about the radio pip pip pips in AMT406 and explains how they use them in his work on cargo ships.
Amy has a tip for Olly, to end his despair from AMT402 about all the little plastic bottles containing his cholesterol-reducing Benecol.
We get a bit verklempt as Ricardito reminisces about what AMT meant to his late partner Stephen - including an excellent prank in AMT303.

And along the way we learn about Olly's greatest technological fear and pragmatic marriage proposal, and Helen's parents' pugnacious proposal.

If you’ve been amassing thoughts about AMTs 1-415, send them to us for future episodes of Answer Us Back. And as always, send in your questions, in voicenote or written form to answermethispodcast@googlemail.com. All new AMT416 will be in your podfeed 26 March.

29 March is the next edition of our video livestream Petty Problems, so send us your unserious concerns and queries for that. To watch it and all the previous ones, sign up to patreonise the show at patreon.com/answermethis, where highest tier gets access to our ENTIRE back catalogue, including the paywalled episodes, the special albums, the Bonus Bits of Crapp on the AMT App, and all the Retro AMT episodes with our commentary reflecting upon them years later. AND by supporting the show on Patreon, you’re helping to fund new AMT.

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AMT415: BLTs, Zambonis and the Wingdings Conspiracy

Thu, 26 Feb 2026 09:22:00 -0000

This month, questioneers want to know what Zambonis are up to on ice hockey rinks, what Wee Willie Winkie is up to running through the town, why not many sandwiches go by their initials, how to reassure a spouse about their upcoming voluntary kidney donation, and whether Jimi Hendrix unleashed green parakeets across southeast England.

For more information about this episode, head to answermethispodcast.com/episode415.

Got questions for us to answer, or feedback about an episode old or new? Send them in writing or as a voice note to answermethispodcast@googlemail.com, or you can call 0208 123 5877 like the old days.

AMT416 will be in your podfeed 26 March 2026, with an episode of Answer Us Back mid-month; paying patrons at patreon.com/answermethis also get a batch of Bonus Bits, plus the Petty Problems back catalogue, AND an ad-free version of AMT415.

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Answer Us Back: Tobermory Carvermory

Thu, 12 Feb 2026 09:28:00 -0000

Hello! Welcome to this month's edition of Answer Us Back, full of your feedback on AMTs old and new. Today:

In response to AMT413's question about unusual food combos, Dan writes in about his sauerkraut spaghetti, which still doesn't seem that deviant.
The Toby Carvery's appearance in AMT403 was very illuminating for listeners outside of the Toby Carvery-producing regions, including Eric in Oregon, who in return teaches us about the Toby Carvery gold card.
In AMT413 we identified what species Wombles are. Amy and her sister are preparing to go on a Wombles-themed holiday in six different locations.
AMT361 prompted a fond memory in Sarah from Leeds of skipping to school with her dad, awww.
AMT206, featuring quite reluctant pod-guest Jackie Mason, is making Katie from Halifax, Nova Scotia feel better about her own awkward workplace atmosphere. Erm, you’re welcome, Katie?

If you’ve been storing thoughts about AMTs 1-414, send them to us for future episodes of Answer Us Back. And as always, send in your questions, in voicenote or written form to answermethispodcast@googlemail.com. All new AMT415 will be in your podfeed 26 February.

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AMT414: Wax Seals, Y2K Songs, and the Butler Doing It

Thu, 29 Jan 2026 12:30:00 -0000

This month, questioneers want to know about songs for the year 2000, what the deal is with wax seals, why we say “The butler did it!” when the butler never did it, and how to shirk unwanted company at rowdy retiree lunch club.

For more information about this episode, head to answermethispodcast.com/episode414

Got questions for us to answer, or feedback about an episode? Send them in writing or as a voice note to answermethispodcast@googlemail.com, or you can call 0208 123 5877 like the old days. AMT415 will be in your podfeed 26 Febuary 2026, with an episode of Answer Us Back mid-Feb; paying patrons at patreon.com/answermethis also get a batch of Bonus Bits, plus the Petty Problems back catalogue, AND an ad-free version of AMT414. (Sign up at one of the higher tiers to get access to an RSS feed with ALL the AMT stuff EVER, including our entire back catalogue, our six themed albums, the retro AMTs, and every Bit of Crapp from the AMT App!)

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AMT413: Secret marriage, wet Mr Darcy and transparent pie

Thu, 08 Jan 2026 09:41:00 -0000

How do you tell your parents you’ve been married for several years? Is bell-ringing a sport? What should you wear on a TV quiz show? How rich/soggy is Mr Darcy? And what species is a Womble? AMT413 questioneers want to know all these things and more.

For more information about this episode, visit answermethispodcast.com/episode413, and let us know your weird snack preferences too.

Got questions for us to answer, or feedback about an episode? Send them in writing or as a voice note to answermethispodcast@googlemail.com, or you can call 0208 123 5877 like the old days.

AMT414 will be in your podfeed 29 January 2026, and paying patrons also get a fresh edition of our video livestream question-answering session Petty Problems on 16 January.

So become a patron at patreon.com/answermethis and you not only get to watch all the Petty Problemses, you also receive an ad-free version of the episode, plus bonus material each month, and if you sign up at one of the higher tiers, you get access to an RSS feed with ALL the AMT stuff EVER, including our entire back catalogue, our six themed albums, the retro AMTs, and every Bit of Crapp from the AMT App. Cor! AND you’re helping with the continuing existence of AMT through 2026.

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Answer Us Back: Naughty Elves and Same-names

Thu, 11 Dec 2025 09:21:00 -0000

Hello! Here is this month's edition of Answer Us Back, full of your feedback on AMTs old and new - mostly pretty new. On today's menu:

Olly Mann himself has a change of heart about Elf On The Shelf since AMT392.
Laura found a variety pack of stock, as yearned for by Olly in AMT407 - although is two flavours enough to count as 'variety'?
Several people wrote in to chip in on AMT412's discussion of people with your same name using your email address; here we hear from Margaret and Daniel.
After hearing AMT411's question from Charlie from Canberra - whose mother had lately found out she was the biological child of a prolific sperm donor and thus has 600+ siblings - we heard from many of you reflecting upon your similar experiences of finding you were the child of a sperm donor, or your parent learning that they were. David, Breanne and Jo share some remarkable responses.

If you’ve been storing thoughts about AMTs 1-412, send them to us for future episodes of Answer Us Back.

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AMT412: Widow’s Peaks, Mixtapes and Garlic

Thu, 27 Nov 2025 09:27:00 -0000

AMT412’s questioneers want to know why Innocent smoothies wear little woolly hats, how to increase someone’s spice tolerance, whether someone making you a mixtape is definitely a sign of romantic interest, and what to do about similarly-named strangers using your email address.

For more information about this episode, visit answermethispodcast.com/episode412

Got questions for us to answer, or feedback about an episode? Send them in writing or as a voice note to answermethispodcast@googlemail.com, or you can call 0208 123 5877 like the old days. AMT413 will be in your podfeed 24 December 2025, and halfway through the month you’ll get an episode of our new feature Answer Us Back in your podfeed, full of your own contributions to AMT questions recent and ancient.

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Answer Us Back: Tiaras and Cadavers

Thu, 13 Nov 2025 09:24:00 -0000

Wake up, babe - a new AMT feature just dropped! Midway through the interminable month between new episodes, we’ll be doing an Answer Us Back episode that’s all bits of feedback you send in about episodes old and new. Today we hear from:

Scott, on the lyrics of ‘Sweet Caroline’, first discussed in AMT365 in 2018;
Steve in San Diego, with some cool tiara trivia following our discussion of that headgear in AMT408;
Elodia and Jess, both former medical students, illuminating us on what really goes on when they dissect human bodies during their training, which came up in AMT404. And Elodia previously wrote to us all the way back in 2011!

If you’ve been storing thoughts about AMTs 1-411, send them to us for future episodes of Answer Us Back.

And as always, send in your questions, in voicenote or written form to answermethispodcast@googlemail.com, for all new AMT412 which will be in your podfeed 27 November 2025.

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AMT 411: Sperm Donation, Snake Charming, and Open Top Bus Parades

Thu, 30 Oct 2025 09:15:00 -0000

AMT411’s questioneers want to know whether snakes really are charmed, if people of Yore really slept sitting up, and what you should do when your mum finds out she’s the child of one of the most prolific sperm donors in history and wants to meet her hundreds of half-siblings.

For more information about this episode, visit answermethispodcast.com/episode411.

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AMT410: Unwanted Tattoos, Cherry Wine and Sexy Old Men

Fri, 26 Sep 2025 09:59:00 -0000

In a piggyback ride, who is the piggy? WHO IS THE PIGGY??? A questioneer simply must know! We also learn about cleaning swimming pools pre-chlorine, fruit wine in song lyrics, TV character crossovers, and telling fibs in a wedding speech.

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AMT409: Nude Furniture, Cheesecake Factory, and Eating Slugs

Thu, 28 Aug 2025 07:20:00 -0000

Today’s questioneers want to know whether to hide bawdy home decor when kids visit, how one comes to own a cemetery, why cities are full of artist-decorated animals, whether you can eat slugs, what to do with three unwanted sets of boules, and what the most ordered item is from the enormous menu at Cheesecake Factory.

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AMT408: Tiaras, Private Investigators, and the King’s Mucky Gloves

Thu, 31 Jul 2025 14:11:00 -0000

Today’s questioneers want to know, among other things, what private investigators actually do, what happened to Deely Boppers (Deely Bobbers?), how to greet your spouse when you’re attending the same business meeting, how to steer someone to not want to work for you, and how to persuade someone to GTFO of the massage chair at the airport that they’re not getting massaged in.

For more information about this episode, visit answermethispodcast.com/episode408.

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AMT407: Cartoon Anvils, Dating Semi-Celebs, and Lobster Piss

Thu, 26 Jun 2025 12:31:00 -0000

Today’s questioneers want to know why a coffee shop will have either good coffee or good chairs but not both, WTF Judi Dench’s voice is doing at Disney World, how to stop their coworkers pushing MLMs onto them, how to get their wife to like their malepolish, and why Phoebe from Friends would say lobsters mate for life when actually lobsters just want a quick hot fling and no commitment.

For more information about this episode, visit answermethispodcast.com/episode407.

Got question for us to answer? Send them in writing or as a voice note to answermethispodcast@googlemail.com. Next episode will be in your podfeed 31 July 2025.

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AMT406: Slicing Socks, Polyglot Popes and Stealing Butter

Thu, 29 May 2025 08:40:00 -0000

Why do Danes slice up the bride’s veil and the groom’s socks at a wedding? Is it OK to take pats of butter from a cafe? How/when do Popes learn Italian? And what happens if you drop your phone into the toilet at a festival? (Spoiler: nothing good.) Questioneers want to know all these things and more in AMT406.

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Next episode will be in your podfeed 26 June 2025.

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AMT405: Trophy kissing, Biscoff, and the meaning of pretzels

Thu, 01 May 2025 12:14:00 -0000

It's one of those fantasy questions that gets batted around when "Who would you want at your fantasy dinner party?" has been wrung dry: what would you spend the money on if you won the lottery?

Except one questioneer has actually done it, and now they need to figure out what to spend the money on in a way that doesn't tip anyone off that they won the lottery.

Plus, questioneers want to know: what do pretzels mean, when did sports winners start kissing trophies, who had the incredible idea to make biscuits into spread, what do you do with your late spouse's underpants, and how to do you stop being given gifts of toe socks.

For more information about this episode, visit answermethispodcast.com/episode405.

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AMT404: Sand Heists, the Northern Lights, and Werewolf Menstruation

Thu, 27 Mar 2025 09:28:00 -0000

In AMT404, listeners want to know where to go to see the northern lights, why Jesus's official birthday and deathday aren't on the same calendar, and who is being weird: them, or their family? We also learn about sand heists, leaving your body to science/Disneyland, and werewolf menstruation.

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Next episode will be in your podfeed 1 May 2025.

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AMT403: Popcorn, Vertigo and Toby Carvery

Thu, 27 Feb 2025 10:05:00 -0000

We've been making this show for a long time. We have had SO many questions about weddings. And yet, in AMT403, we get a whole fresh spin on the Wedding WTFery genre of question. Plus, questioneers ask about understudies' pay, popcorn's popularity, and who has to clear out your shed after you die.

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AMT402: Tall Ships, Branston Pickle and Bagpipe Lung

Thu, 30 Jan 2025 10:30:00 -0000

Can you bloody well believe it? New AMT in your ears in the year 2025?? Well, it's real! In AMT402, listeners ask about roller derby names, baked bean beans, shopping on planes, and the danger of bagpipes.

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BIG BIRTHDAY NEWS

Thu, 02 Jan 2025 10:44:00 -0000

Happy birthday to AMT, turning 18 years old today! Which means our baby is now an adult, and we are celebrating by....

🎉 BRINGING THE PODCAST BACK! 🎉

We're going to try it out with new monthly episodes on the last Thursday of the month, for the next three months.

So the show will return with AMT402 on 30 January 2025, 403 on 27 February, 404 on 27 March...

And after that? Well, if we're enjoying it, and you're enjoying it, we hope to continue. We need your help, though, in the following three ways:

Send us your questions. This podcast depends on them! Send them in writing or as a voice note to answermethispodcast@googlemail.com - ideally including the formula "Helen and/or Olly, answer me this", and let us know a name (pseudonyms are fine) and pronouns to use for you. As always, your questions can be about all sorts of things: pop culture, history, moral dilemmas, romance, workplace feuds, etiquette, myths, whatever is causing your brow to furrow. Also, if you want to fill us in on how you are and what's been happening in your life in our absence, please do.
a) Tell people the show is back. Social media? Great! Old media? Fantastic. Writing it across your face and running around the supermarket? Could work. We'd love for listeners old and new to hear that AMT is returning.
b) Resubscribe in your podcast app: follow the links at https://pod.link/208516732. And set to auto-download new episodes while you're there. (Nowadays a lot of the podcast-listening apps will stop updating you with new episodes if you haven't recently listened to one. Don't let 'em!)
Fund the show at patreon.com/answermethis. Your contributions will help keep it going. And we have some sweet extra perks for you coming up just as soon as the show is up and running again.

That's all our demands! For now. We're excited to answer your questions again, and to witter in your ears while you commute or work out or do the gardening or nurse the baby or fall asleep. Happy New Year!

x H & O

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AMT401: Danielle Steel, kebab awards and detestable birds

Thu, 06 Apr 2023 07:48:00 -0000

Welcome back AMT for one special new episode! So much has changed since we retired nearly two years ago, but what remains is our desire to answer your questions. Today, questioneers wonder about what to say about working in a world-famous place, romantic bacon competitions, unromantic but important kebab competitions, Danielle Steel's sleeping habits, and looking at their own semen through a microscope. Find out more about this episode at answermethispodcast.com/episode401. We don't know whether/when we will pop up in your feed again, so stay subscribed! And follow us on facebook.com/answermethis and twitter.com/helenandolly. Hear our other work: Olly Mann has a daily podcast, Today in History with the Retrospectors, and his monthly magazine show The Modern Mann, both of which you can find along with his other work at ollymann.com. Helen Zaltzman makes the The Allusionist, an entertainment podcast about language, which you can find at the podplaces and at theallusionist.org. Martin Austwick's music is available at palebirdmusic.com, his Tom Waits podcast Song By Song at songbysongpodcast.com, and his experimental fiction podcast Neutrino Watch at neutrinowatch.org. This episode is sponsored by: • Wondrium, the streaming library of tutorials, lectures, documentaries, how-to videos, travel, craft and much more! AMT listeners get a month of free access to the whole library at wondrium.com/answer. • Squarespace. Want to build a website? Go to squarespace.com/answer, and get a 10% discount on your first purchase of a website or domain with the code 'ANSWER'.

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AMT400: Sky Dining, Swiss Barbie, and Homing Pigeons

Thu, 05 Aug 2021 19:32:00 -0000

Well this is it, listeners. After 14 years and 8 months and many thousands of questions, AMT400 is the last episode of the show. But we go out on some terrific inquiries, about pigeon navigation, saving Joni Mitchell's childhood home/destroying Shakespeare's final home, the inspiration for Sherlock Holmes, diamond skulls, and eating brunch dangling 150 feet up in the air. Huge thanks to all of you who sent in lovely messages - and songs! - with your AMT-related emotions and memories. We only included a tiny fraction of your affection in the episode, but know that we read/listened to everything. And maybe wept over it a bit too. Find more about this episode, including a mega bonus episode of all the extra answers we didn't have room for, at answermethispodcast.com/episode400. Keep in touch! Here's how to find the three of us: Olly Mann is @ollymann on Twitter. His podcasts include The Retrospectors and The Modern Mann, and you can find all of his shows at ollymann.com. Helen Zaltzman is @helenzaltzman on Twitter and Instagram. Her podcasts include The Allusionist and Veronica Mars Investigations. Martin The Sound Man Austwick is @martinaustwick on Twitter and Instagram. His podcasts include Song By Song, Neutrino Watch and Maddie's Sound Explorers - and you can hear his songs via palebirdmusic.com. This episode is sponsored by: • Manscaped, a full range of grooming products for your furry parts. Get 20% off plus free shipping with the code ANSWER at Manscaped.com. • Squarespace. Want to build a website? Go to squarespace.com/answer, and get a 10% discount on your first purchase of a website or domain with the code 'ANSWER'. Stay subscribed to this feed, cos you never know what the future holds. Until the unknown future happens: bye!!!

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retro AMT200

Thu, 22 Jul 2021 10:29:00 -0000

For our very last retro AMT, we returned to a favourite from December 2011: AMT200, where we enlisted our families to answer your questions. And, well, it's a novelty not to be embarrassed just by our own past selves this time. This episode originally appeared at . Episodes 1-200 are available at , where you can also get our six special albums. Tweet us Facebook Subscribe on Apple Podcasts Hear Helen Zaltzman's podcasts The Allusionist at and Veronica Mars Investigations at , Olly Mann's The Retrospectors, The Modern Mann and more at , and Martin Austwick's Song By Song at . This episode is sponsored by Squarespace. Want to build a website? Go to , and get a 10% discount on your first purchase of a website or domain with the code 'answer'.

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AMT399: Ginger Beer, Cheetahs' Pet Dogs, and Ball Pits

Thu, 01 Jul 2021 20:54:00 -0000

In AMT399, we find out about tuning church bells, cheetahs being given pet dogs, Olly getting lost in SeaWorld, how pickled onions inspired soft play, and which ways you might be most likely to be killed by a ball pit. We also have a Big Announcement ahead of episode 400. Find out more about this episode at . For more AMT stuff, head over to answermethisstore.com, where you can get our six special albums, AMT episodes 1-200, and our Best Of compilations. Send us your questions for episode 400, as well as your precious AMT memories - whether our answers to your questions helped or hurt your life, whether you made any friends through the podcast, whether you started your own podcast, the weirdest place or oddest thing you were doing while listening to the show, we want to hear it all! Email written words or voice recordings to . Tweet us @, and follow us on Facebook . Hear our other work: Olly Mann has a new podcast, the Retrospectors, which you can find along with his other shows at ollymann.com; Helen Zaltzman makes the podcasts The Allusionist - theallusionist.org - and Veronica Mars Investigations VMIpod.com; and Martin Austwick's music is available at palebirdmusic.com, his Tom Waits podcast Song By Song at songbysongpodcast.com, and the music'n'science podcast Maddie's Sound Explorers, hosted by Maddie Moate, at . This episode is sponsored by: • Wondrium, the streaming library of tutorials, lectures, documentaries, how-to videos, travel, craft and much more! AMT listeners get 14 days' free access to the whole library at . • Squarespace. Want to build a website? Go to , and get a 10% discount on your first purchase of a website or domain with the code 'ANSWER'.

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AMT398: Wedding Rings, Edamame, and Straight To Video Sequels

Thu, 17 Jun 2021 13:35:00 -0000

We're settling a lot of couples' disputes in AMT398. Potato in tacos: Y/N? Did all animation used to be worse, or specifically just in Disney's straight to video sequels? And who's from the biggest village? Find out more about this episode at . For more AMT stuff, head over to answermethisstore.com, where you can get our six special albums, AMT episodes 1-200, and our Best Of compilations. Send us your questions for future episodes: email written words or voice recordings to . Tweet us @, and follow us on Facebook . Hear our other work: Olly Mann has a new podcast, the Retrospectors, which you can find along with his other shows at ollymann.com; Helen Zaltzman makes the podcasts The Allusionist - theallusionist.org - and Veronica Mars Investigations VMIpod.com; and Martin Austwick's music is available at palebirdmusic.com, his innovative new podcast Neutrino Watch at neutrinowatch.org, his Tom Waits podcast Song By Song at songbysongpodcast.com, and the music'n'science podcast Maddie's Sound Explorers, hosted by Maddie Moate, at . This episode is sponsored by: • Manscaped, a full range of grooming products for your furry parts. Get 20% off plus free shipping with the code ANSWER at Manscaped.com • Squarespace. Want to build a website? Go to , and get a 10% discount on your first purchase of a website or domain with the code 'ANSWER'.

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AMT397: Meerkats, Albatrosses, and Dog Mayors

Thu, 06 May 2021 19:56:00 -0000

In AMT397, questioneers want to know when meerkats got so popular, why you'd wear an albatross around your neck, what you do when your friends think you're a pennypincher, and whether Mary Shelley had sex on her mother's grave. Find out more about this episode at . For more AMT stuff, head over to answermethisstore.com, where you can get our six special albums, AMT episodes 1-200, and our Best Of compilations. Send us your questions for future episodes: email written words or voice recordings to . Tweet us @, and follow us on Facebook . Hear our other work: Olly Mann has a new podcast, the Retrospectors, which you can find along with his other shows at ollymann.com; Helen Zaltzman makes the podcasts The Allusionist - theallusionist.org - and Veronica Mars Investigations VMIpod.com; and Martin Austwick's music is available at palebirdmusic.com, his Tom Waits podcast Song By Song at songbysongpodcast.com, and the music'n'science podcast Maddie's Sound Explorers, hosted by Maddie Moate, at . This episode is sponsored by: • The Great Courses Plus, the streaming library of courses on topics from piano to mystery-writing to formal logic to Italian. AMT listeners get a free fortnight at . • Squarespace. Want to build a website? Go to , and get a 10% discount on your first purchase of a website or domain with the code 'ANSWER'.

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AMT396: The Addams Family, Voodoo Dolls, and Snooping In The Bathroom Cabinet

Thu, 01 Apr 2021 21:08:38 -0000

In AMT396, questioneers are concerned about crabs eating their babies, The Addams Family, and whether their voodoo doll of their office nemesis worked out a little too well. Find out more about this episode at . For more AMT stuff, head over to , where you can get our six special albums, AMT episodes 1-200, and our Best Of compilations. Send us your questions for future episodes: email written words or voice recordings to answermethispodcast@googlemail.com. Tweet us Facebook Hear our other work: Helen Zaltzman's podcasts The Allusionist at and Veronica Mars Investigations at ; Olly Mann's five podcasts including , The Week Unwrapped, and Four Thought at ; and Martin Austwick's music at his Tom Waits podcast Song By Song at , and the music'n'science podcast Maddie's Sound Explorers, hosted by Maddie Moate, at . This episode is sponsored by: • The Great Courses Plus, the streaming library of courses on topics from piano to mystery-writing to formal logic to Italian. AMT listeners get a free fortnight at . • Squarespace. Want to build a website? Go to , and get a 10% discount on your first purchase of a website or domain with the code 'ANSWER'.

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AMT395: Bobble Hats, the Hollywood Sign and the Macarena

Thu, 04 Mar 2021 22:31:00 -0000

Put your arm out, palms up, now touch your biceps, cradle the back of your head, hand on hip, other hand on other hip, pat each buttock and JUMP because in AMT395 we're learning about the Macarena dance! As well as Rita Ora's hats, wearing sports merch for a team you don't support, and winning a car at the airport. Find out more about this episode at . For more AMT stuff, head over to , where you can get our six special albums, AMT episodes 1-200, and our Best Of compilations. Send us your questions for future episodes: email written words or voice recordings to answermethispodcast@googlemail.com. Tweet us Facebook Hear our other work: Helen Zaltzman's podcasts The Allusionist at and Veronica Mars Investigations at ; Olly Mann's five podcasts including , The Week Unwrapped, and Four Thought at ; and Martin Austwick's music at his Tom Waits podcast Song By Song at , and the music'n'science podcast Maddie's Sound Explorers, hosted by Maddie Moate, at . This episode is sponsored by: • The Great Courses Plus, the streaming library of courses on topics from piano to mystery-writing to formal logic to Italian. AMT listeners get a free fortnight at . • Squarespace. Want to build a website? Go to , and get a 10% discount on your first purchase of a website or domain with the code 'ANSWER'.

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AMT394: Fabergé Eggs, Catnip for Lions, and the Funny Bone

Thu, 04 Feb 2021 21:22:00 -0000

In AMT394, listeners are struggling with questions about genies' feet, treadmills in shoe shops, and their own children's mediocrity. Find out more about this episode at . For more AMT stuff, head over to , where you can get our six special albums, AMT episodes 1-200, and our Best Of compilations. Send us your questions for future episodes: email written words or voice recordings to answermethispodcast@googlemail.com. Tweet us Facebook Hear our other work: Helen Zaltzman's podcasts The Allusionist at and Veronica Mars Investigations at ; Olly Mann's five podcasts including , The Week Unwrapped, and Four Thought at ; and Martin Austwick's music at his Tom Waits podcast Song By Song at , and the music'n'science podcast Maddie's Sound Explorers, hosted by Maddie Moate, at . This episode is sponsored by: • The Great Courses Plus, the streaming library of courses on topics from piano to mystery-writing to formal logic to Italian. AMT listeners get a free fortnight at . • Squarespace. Want to build a website? Go to , and get a 10% discount on your first purchase of a website or domain with the code 'ANSWER'.

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AMT393: Glow Sticks, Walking the Plank, and the Pringles Sweats

Thu, 07 Jan 2021 19:08:00 -0000

New year, new questions, about naming ravens at the Tower of London, how glow sticks work, did pirates really walk the plank, and how come prawn cocktail-flavour Pringles bring out one listener in the sweats. Find out more about this episode at . For more AMT stuff, head over to , where you can get our six special albums, AMT episodes 1-200, and our Best Of compilations. Send us questions for 2021 episodes: email written words or voice recordings to answermethispodcast@googlemail.com. Tweet us Facebook Hear our other work: Helen Zaltzman's podcasts The Allusionist at and Veronica Mars Investigations at ; Olly Mann's five podcasts including , The Week Unwrapped, and Four Thought at ; and Martin Austwick's music at his Tom Waits podcast Song By Song at , and the music'n'science podcast Maddie's Sound Explorers, hosted by Maddie Moate, at . This episode is sponsored by: The Great Courses Plus, the streaming library of courses on topics from chess to mystery fiction to yoga to formal logic to dog training. AMT listeners get a free month at . Squarespace. Want to build a website? Go to , and get a 10% discount on your first purchase of a website or domain with the code 'ANSWER'.

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AMT392: Elf on the Shelf, Glitter, and the Holy Foreskin

Thu, 03 Dec 2020 19:30:00 -0000

Jingle those bells, it's festive AMT392, with questions about Elf on the Shelf, fancy advent calendars, CONTENT WARNING: the episode may not be suitable for children, as it contains contains information about parental deceit w.r.t. Christmas logistics, plus a thoroughly researched passage about Adult Material depicting Jesus. Find out more about this episode at . Tis the season for the AMT Christmas album, which you can get at , along with our other special albums, AMT episodes 1-200, and our Best Of compilations. Send us questions for 2021 episodes: email written words or voice recordings to answermethispodcast@googlemail.com. Tweet us Facebook Hear our other work: Helen Zaltzman's podcasts The Allusionist at and Veronica Mars Investigations at ; Olly Mann's five podcasts including , The Week Unwrapped, and Four Thought at ; and Martin Austwick's music at his Tom Waits podcast Song By Song at , and his new music'n'science podcast Maddie's Sound Explorers, hosted by Maddie Moate, at . This episode is sponsored by: The Great Courses Plus, the streaming library of courses on topics from chess to mystery fiction to yoga to formal logic to dog training. AMT listeners get a free month at . Squarespace. Want to build a website? Go to , and get a 10% discount on your first purchase of a website or domain with the code 'ANSWER'.

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AMT391: Video Phones, Scrumping Apples, and Going Over Niagara Falls in a Barrel

Thu, 05 Nov 2020 16:16:00 -0000

Content warning: animal cruelty. In AMT391, we hear about eviscerated rabbits, I'm A Celebrity food-kills, and a zoo in a deadly stunt. But there's some mysterious dog magic to compensate. Find out more about this episode at . Send us questions for future episodes: email written words or voice recordings to answermethispodcast@googlemail.com. Tweet us Facebook Our new album Home Entertainment is available now for £paywhatyouwant for a limited period at , where you can also obtain our other special albums including the AMT Christmas; AMT episodes 1-200; and our Best Of compilations. Hear our other work: Helen Zaltzman's podcasts The Allusionist at and Veronica Mars Investigations at ; Olly Mann's five podcasts including , The Week Unwrapped, and Four Thought at ; and Martin Austwick's music at his Tom Waits podcast Song By Song at , and his new music'n'science podcast Maddie's Sound Explorers, hosted by Maddie Moate, at . This episode is sponsored by: The Great Courses Plus, the streaming library of courses on topics from chess to mystery fiction to yoga to formal logic to dog training. AMT listeners get a free month at . Squarespace. Want to build a website? Go to , and get a 10% discount on your first purchase of a website or domain with the code 'ANSWER'.

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AMT390: Giant Pumpkins, Playing Dead, and Sweet Fanny Adams

Thu, 01 Oct 2020 21:59:00 -0000

Pop in your prosthetic fangs, spritz yourself with fake blood and turn off all the lights except for that annoying one that flickers - it's the Answer Me This Halloween Special! Featuring SCARY plays, GIANT gourds, MONSTER Mash, and SEXY Martin the Sound Man costumes if such things are possible, you have this month to prove it. Find out more about this episode at . CW: suicide, child murder, death. Send us questions for future episodes: email written words or voice recordings to answermethispodcast@googlemail.com. Tweet us Facebook Our new album Home Entertainment is available now for £paywhatyouwant for a limited period at , where you can also obtain our other special albums, AMT episodes 1-200, and our Best Of compilations. Hear our other work: Helen Zaltzman's podcasts The Allusionist at and Veronica Mars Investigations at ; Olly Mann's five podcasts including , The Week Unwrapped, and Four Thought at ; and Martin Austwick's music at his Tom Waits podcast Song By Song at , and his new music'n'science podcast Maddie's Sound Explorers, hosted by Maddie Moate, at . This episode is sponsored by: Manscaped, precision-engineered grooming for your danglers. Get 20% off plus free shipping with the code ANSWER at Squarespace. Want to build a website? Go to , and get a 10% discount on your first purchase of a website or domain with the code 'ANSWER'.

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AMT 389: Banana Pizza, Sewing Machines and Monaco

Fri, 04 Sep 2020 00:07:00 -0000

In AMT389, questioneers need help with being heard through a mask, watermelon rind raining down from upon high, and understanding the financing of bin collection in Monaco. Find out more about this episode at . Send us questions for future episodes: email written words or voice recordings to answermethispodcast@googlemail.com. Tweet us Facebook Our new album Home Entertainment is available now for £paywhatyouwant for a limited period at , where you can also obtain our other special albums, AMT episodes 1-200, and our Best Of compilations. Hear our other work: Helen Zaltzman's podcasts The Allusionist at and Veronica Mars Investigations at ; Olly Mann's five podcasts including , The Week Unwrapped, and Four Thought at ; and Martin Austwick's music at his Tom Waits podcast Song By Song at , and his new music'n'science podcast Maddie's Sound Explorers, hosted by Maddie Moate, at . This episode is sponsored by: The Great Courses Plus, the streaming library of courses on topics from chess to mystery fiction to yoga to formal logic to dog training. AMT listeners get a free month at . Squarespace. Want to build a website? Go to , and get a 10% discount on your first purchase of a website or domain with the code 'ANSWER'.

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AMT388: Lolly Stick Jokes, Pizza Cutters, and Wombat Scat

Thu, 06 Aug 2020 13:40:00 -0000

In AMT388, questioneers wonder about pizza cutters, lolly stick jokes, cubed poo, lawns, and the house in the middle of the M62 motorway. Find out more about this episode at . Send us questions for future episodes: email written words or voice recordings to answermethispodcast@googlemail.com. Tweet us Facebook Our new album Home Entertainment is available now for £paywhatyouwant for a limited period at , where you can also obtain our other special albums, AMT episodes 1-200, and our Best Of compilations. Hear our other work: Helen Zaltzman's podcasts The Allusionist at and Veronica Mars Investigations at ; Olly Mann's five podcasts including , The Week Unwrapped, and Four Thought at ; and Martin Austwick's music at his Tom Waits podcast Song By Song at , and his new music'n'science podcast Maddie's Sound Explorers, hosted by Maddie Moate, at . This episode is sponsored by: The Great Courses Plus, the streaming library of courses on topics from wine to mystery fiction to yoga to formal logic to dog training. AMT listeners get a free month at . Squarespace. Want to build a website? Go to , and get a 10% discount on your first purchase of a website or domain with the code 'ANSWER'.

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AMT387: Bear Nipples, Easy-Bake Ovens and Salmon Vending Machines

Thu, 02 Jul 2020 17:57:00 -0000

In AMT387 questioneers want to know how pregnancy tests work, how many nipples bears have, why there are salmon vending machines in Singapore, and how to deal with old friends who don't know you have amnesia. Find out more about this episode at . Send us questions for future episodes: email written words or voice recordings to answermethispodcast@googlemail.com. Tweet us Facebook Our new album Home Entertainment is available now for £paywhatyouwant for a limited period at , where you can also obtain our other special albums, AMT episodes 1-200, and our Best Of compilations. Hear our other work: Helen Zaltzman's podcasts The Allusionist at and Veronica Mars Investigations at ; Olly Mann's five podcasts including , The Week Unwrapped, and The Media Podcast at ; and Martin Austwick's music at and his Tom Waits podcast Song By Song at . This episode is sponsored by: The Great Courses Plus, the streaming library of courses on topics from wine to mystery fiction to yoga to formal logic to dog training. AMT listeners get a free month at . Squarespace. Want to build a website? Go to , and get a 10% discount on your first purchase of a website or domain with the code 'ANSWER'.

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AMT386: Dirty Doormats, Sitcom Sets, and Handheld Indulgence Ice Cream

Fri, 05 Jun 2020 09:47:00 -0000

Beloved listeners: as we've said in the past, AMT doesn't tend to discuss current events, as we know a lot of you turn to the show to give yourselves a brief break from dealing with reality. We hope you're holding up and finding ways to be productive. Meanwhile, here's AMT386, a hearty plateful of low-stress chat about topics including wedding snubs, Magnums vs Soleros, lava lamp liquids, and getting your sex toys back from your ex's house. Find out more about this episode at . Send us questions for future episodes: email written words or voice recordings to answermethispodcast@googlemail.com. Tweet us Facebook Our new album Home Entertainment is available now for £paywhatyouwant at , where you can also obtain our other special albums, AMT episodes 1-200, and our Best Of compilations. Hear our other work: Helen Zaltzman's podcasts The Allusionist at and Veronica Mars Investigations at ; Olly Mann's five podcasts including , The Week Unwrapped, and The Media Podcast at ; and Martin Austwick's music at and his Tom Waits podcast Song By Song at . This episode is sponsored by: The Great Courses Plus, the streaming library of courses on topics from yoga to mystery fiction to formal logic to dog training. AMT listeners get a free month at . Squarespace. Want to build a website? Go to , and get a 10% discount on your first purchase of a website or domain with the code 'ANSWER'.

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AMT385: Cold Toast, Intimate Bleaching and Rickrolling

Fri, 08 May 2020 08:52:00 -0000

AMT385's questioneers are curious about the financial side of rickrolling, Hollywood teeth, novelty lamps and bleached bumholes. Find out more about this episode at . Send us questions for future episodes: email written words or voice recordings to answermethispodcast@googlemail.com. Tweet us Facebook Hear AMT episodes 1-200, all five of our special albums, and our Best Of compilations at . Hear our other work: Helen Zaltzman's podcasts The Allusionist at and Veronica Mars Investigations at ; Olly Mann's five podcasts including , The Week Unwrapped, and The Media Podcast at ; and Martin Austwick's music at and his Tom Waits podcast Song By Song at . Special Flag Correspondent Roman Mars can be found on the podcasts and . This episode is sponsored by: The Great Courses Plus, the streaming library of courses on topics from yoga to mystery fiction to formal logic to dog training. AMT listeners get a free month at . Squarespace. Want to build a website? Go to , and get a 10% discount on your first purchase of a website or domain with the code 'ANSWER'.

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AMT384: Leopard Print, Badger Repellent, and a Fortress of Toasters

Thu, 02 Apr 2020 16:53:00 -0000

Welcome! We hope you're doing OK. We're keeping AMT a pandemic-free pod, so if you're looking for content to take your mind off things for a bit, AMT384 can provide, with questioneers wondering why leopard print is considered sexy, how ghostwriters get paid, and what to do with their father's huge collection of old buildings and toasters. Find out more about this episode at . Send us questions for future episodes: email written words or voice recordings to answermethispodcast@googlemail.com. Tweet us Facebook Hear AMT episodes 1-200, all five of our special albums, and our Best Of compilations at . Hear our other work: Helen Zaltzman's podcasts The Allusionist at and Veronica Mars Investigations at ; Olly Mann's five podcasts including , The Week Unwrapped, and The Media Podcast at ; and Martin Austwick's music at and his Tom Waits podcast Song By Song at . This episode is sponsored by Squarespace. Want to build a website? Go to , and get a 10% discount on your first purchase of a website or domain with the code 'ANSWER'.

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AMT383: Missing Cats, Portraits' Eyes, and Jeremy Bentham's Corpse

Thu, 05 Mar 2020 09:45:00 -0000

AMT383's questioneers need to know what those funny things are called that you stick your face through at the seaside, how many lightbulbs there are in Las Vegas, how to say farewell to a hook-up, and why the corpse of utilitarian philosopher Jeremy Bentham is still keeping busy at university. Find out more about this episode at . Send us questions for future episodes: email written words or voice recordings to answermethispodcast@googlemail.com. Tweet us Facebook Hear AMT episodes 1-200, all five of our special albums, and our Best Of compilations at . Hear our other work: Helen Zaltzman's podcasts The Allusionist at and Veronica Mars Investigations at ; Olly Mann's five podcasts including and The Media Podcast at ; and Martin Austwick's music at and his Tom Waits podcast Song By Song at . This episode is sponsored by Squarespace. Want to build a website? Go to , and get a 10% discount on your first purchase of a website or domain with the code 'ANSWER'.

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AMT382: Ice Skating Music, Monks' Hairdos, and Life Coaching

Thu, 06 Feb 2020 20:40:00 -0000

In AMT382, we hear from questioneers concerned about their friend's expenditure on life coaches, the ethics of placing fake animals on wildlife tours, disposal of an unwanted Book of Mormon, and scattering a grandparent's ashes on someone else's property. Find out more about this episode at . Send us questions for future episodes: email written words or voice recordings to answermethispodcast@googlemail.com. Tweet us Facebook Hear AMT episodes 1-200, all five of our special albums including AMT Love, and our Best Of compilations at . Hear our other work: Helen Zaltzman's podcasts The Allusionist at and Veronica Mars Investigations at ; Olly Mann's five podcasts including and The Media Podcast at ; and Martin Austwick's music at and his Tom Waits podcast Song By Song at . This episode is sponsored by Squarespace. Want to build a website? Go to , and get a 10% discount on your first purchase of a website or domain with the code 'ANSWER'.

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AMT381: Slapstick, Eggy Smell and Your Naked Dad

Thu, 09 Jan 2020 11:52:00 -0000

In AMT381, questioneers are worrying about lost jewels, stinking out the office, dad doing the gardening in the nude, and what happens to trains in Thomas The Tank Engine when they die. Find out more about this episode at . Send us questions for future episodes: email written words or voice recordings to answermethispodcast@googlemail.com. Tweet us Facebook Hear AMT episodes 1-200, all five of our special albums including AMT Love, and our Best Of compilations at . Hear our other work: Helen Zaltzman's podcasts The Allusionist at and Veronica Mars Investigations at ; Olly Mann's five podcasts including and The Media Podcast at ; and Martin Austwick's music at and his Tom Waits podcast Song By Song at . This episode is sponsored by Squarespace. Want to build a website? Go to , and get a 10% discount on your first purchase of a website or domain with the code 'ANSWER'.

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AMT380: Candy Canes, Family Pranks and Talking Dogs

Thu, 05 Dec 2019 22:38:00 -0000

Well Spotify just named AMT one of the top podcasts of the decade, so let's conclude the 2010s with a bumper episode of festive questions. In AMT380 we learn how the canine actors in the festive film Santa Buddies look like they're talking; how to stop your well-meaning friends interfering with your plan to enjoy Christmas alone; and what artificial Christmas trees have in common with toilet-cleaning. Find out more about this episode at . Send us questions for future episodes: email written words or voice memos to answermethispodcast@googlemail.com. Tweet us Facebook Subscribe on Apple Podcasts Hear AMT episodes 1-200, all five of our special albums, and our Best Of compilations at . Hear Helen Zaltzman's podcast The Allusionist at and Veronica Mars Investigations at , Olly Mann's five podcasts including and The Media Podcast at , and Martin Austwick's music at and his Tom Waits podcast Song By Song at . This episode is sponsored by Squarespace. Want to build a website? Go to , and get a 10% discount on your first purchase of a website or domain with the code 'ANSWER'.

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AMT379: Fly Spray, Dogs vs Children, and Garlic Breath

Thu, 07 Nov 2019 17:50:00 -0000

Is it OK to steal someone else's discarded room service jam? Is it OK to let friends take me on an all-expenses-paid holiday? Is it OK that my sister-in-law has given her dog the same name as my child? And is whatever the heck is going on in the video for 'Total Eclipse of the Heart' OK? We deal with all these questions and more in AMT379 - and, following last month's consideration of the mathematical riddle 'As I Was Going To St Ives', we receive clarification from the actual mayor of St Ives! Find out more about this episode at . Send us questions for future episodes: email written words or voice memos to answermethispodcast@googlemail.com. Tweet us Facebook Subscribe on Apple Podcasts Hear AMT episodes 1-200, all five of our special albums, and our Best Of compilations at . Hear Helen Zaltzman's podcast The Allusionist at , Olly Mann's The Modern Mann at , and Martin Austwick's Song By Song at . This episode is sponsored by Squarespace. Want to build a website? Go to , and get a 10% discount on your first purchase of a website or domain with the code 'answer'.

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AMT378: Blue Peter Dogs, Cats in Sacks, and Getting Over A Lipstick Fetishist

Thu, 10 Oct 2019 15:30:00 -0000

In AMT378, we celebrate the arrival of Olly's new child, and consider listeners' problems with attraction/lack thereof, home security systems, and mathematical nursery rhymes. Find out more about this episode at . Send us questions for future episodes: email written words or voice memos to answermethispodcast@googlemail.com. Tweet us Facebook Subscribe on Apple Podcasts Hear AMT episodes 1-200, all five of our special albums, and our Best Of compilations at . Hear Helen Zaltzman's podcast The Allusionist at , Olly Mann's The Modern Mann at , and Martin Austwick's Song By Song at . This episode is sponsored by Squarespace. Want to build a website? Go to , and get a 10% discount on your first purchase of a website or domain with the code 'answer'.

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AMT377: Bull and Bear, Quality Street and Biblical Jokes

Thu, 05 Sep 2019 18:57:00 -0000

In AMT377, we go looking for jokes in the Bible. It's...a mixed bag. Find out more about this episode at . Send us questions for future episodes: email written words or voice memos to answermethispodcast@googlemail.com. Tweet us Facebook Subscribe on Apple Podcasts Hear AMT episodes 1-200, all five of our special albums, and our Best Of compilations at . Hear Helen Zaltzman's podcast The Allusionist at , Olly Mann's The Modern Mann at , and Martin Austwick's Song By Song at . This episode is sponsored by Squarespace. Want to build a website? Go to , and get a 10% discount on your first purchase of a website or domain with the code 'answer'.

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AMT376: Morse Code, European Monkeys, and Peanuts

Thu, 01 Aug 2019 07:59:00 -0000

Peanuts! Why do pubs have them? Monkeys! Why does Gibraltar have them and the rest of of Europe doesn't? Pickled eggs! Why does anyone eat them? We can't answer that third question, but tackle the others and more in AMT376. Find out more about this episode at . Send us questions for future episodes: email written words or voice memos to answermethispodcast@googlemail.com. Tweet us Facebook Subscribe on Apple Podcasts Hear AMT episodes 1-200, all five of our special albums, and our Best Of compilations at . Hear Helen Zaltzman's podcast The Allusionist at , Olly Mann's The Modern Mann at , and Martin Austwick's Song By Song at . This episode is sponsored by Squarespace. Want to build a website? Go to , and get a 10% discount on your first purchase of a website or domain with the code 'answer'.

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AMT375: Scratchcards, Pincushions, and Sherlock Holmes on coke

Thu, 04 Jul 2019 14:32:00 -0000

In AMT375, mysteries abound: is there a murder plot in Jane Austen's Emma? Why don't newsagents get rich off scratchcards? Can you really make eggs benedict in a microwave? And how the blazes do you get a sieve clean??? Find out more about this episode at . Send us questions for future episodes: email written words or voice memos to answermethispodcast@googlemail.com. Tweet us Facebook Subscribe on Apple Podcasts Hear AMT episodes 1-200, all five of our special albums, and our Best Of compilations at . Hear Helen Zaltzman's podcast The Allusionist at , Olly Mann's The Modern Mann at , and Martin Austwick's Song By Song at . This episode is sponsored by Squarespace. Want to build a website? Go to , and get a 10% discount on your first purchase of a website or domain with the code 'answer'.

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AMT374: Jellyfish, Green Screens and Sea Monkey Soup

Thu, 06 Jun 2019 15:01:00 -0000

Greetings, listeners! If you've ever wondered how jellyfish eat, shit and bonk, we've taken the hit to our search histories to illuminate you in AMT374. Plus: post-chemo hair; green screens; microwave mug cakes; and Ryvita. Find out more about this episode at . Send us questions for future episodes: email written words or voice memos to answermethispodcast@googlemail.com. Tweet us Facebook Subscribe on Apple Podcasts Hear AMT episodes 1-200, all five of our special albums, and our Best Of compilations at . Hear Helen Zaltzman's podcast The Allusionist at , Olly Mann's The Modern Mann at , and Martin Austwick's Song By Song at . Helen and Martin are touring Australia for the next few weeks - see their gig listings at . This episode is sponsored by Squarespace. Want to build a website? Go to , and get a 10% discount on your first purchase of a website or domain with the code 'answer'. Also! Get free audiobooks and half-price Audible subscriptions at - and while you're browsing around Audible, be sure to download Olly's new series .

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AMT373: Dr Martens, the Queen's Private Cinema, and Helen's Sentient Bed

Thu, 02 May 2019 21:49:00 -0000

Things that have got the listeners perplexed this month: what do you do when you and your partner have the same name? Why doesn't the evil queen in Narnia drive a snazzier form of transport than a sled? And how does the Queen go to the cinema? Find out more about this episode at . Send us questions for future episodes: email written words or voice memos to answermethispodcast@googlemail.com. Tweet us Facebook Subscribe on Apple Podcasts Hear AMT episodes 1-200, all five of our special albums, and our Best Of compilations at . Hear Helen Zaltzman's podcast The Allusionist at , Olly Mann's The Modern Mann at , and Martin Austwick's Song By Song at . Helen and Martin are touring New Zealand and Australia for the next three months - see their gig listings at . This episode is sponsored by Squarespace. Want to build a website? Go to , and get a 10% discount on your first purchase of a website or domain with the code 'answer'. Also! Get free audiobooks and half-price Audible subscriptions at - and while you're browsing around Audible, be sure to download Olly's new series .

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AMT372: Cummerbunds, Mummified Monarchs, and Mr Motivator

Thu, 04 Apr 2019 22:07:00 -0000

Whatever happened to aerobics on morning telly, the corpse of Henry VIII, and cummerbunds? We crack these mysteries and more in AMT372. Find out more about this episode at . Send us questions for future episodes: email written words or voice memos to answermethispodcast@googlemail.com. Tweet us Facebook Subscribe on Apple Podcasts Hear AMT episodes 1-200, all five of our special albums, and our Best Of compilations at . Hear Helen Zaltzman's podcast The Allusionist at , Olly Mann's The Modern Mann at , and Martin Austwick's Song By Song at . Helen and Martin are touring New Zealand and Australia for the next three months - see their gig listings at . This episode is sponsored by Squarespace. Want to build a website? Go to , and get a 10% discount on your first purchase of a website or domain with the code 'answer'. Also! Get free audiobooks and half-price Audible subscriptions at - and while you're browsing around Audible, be sure to download Olly's new series .

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AMT371: Gladiator Shortages, 'Go West', and Cats for Students

Thu, 07 Mar 2019 17:48:00 -0000

In AMT371 we hear about letting a cat out of the bag and getting a peacock INTO the bag. Both sound very painful. Find out more about this episode at . Send us questions for future episodes: email written words or voice memos to answermethispodcast@googlemail.com. Tweet us http://twitter.com/helenandolly Facebook http://facebook.com/answermethis Subscribe on Apple Podcasts Hear AMT episodes 1-200, all five of our special albums, and our Best Of compilations at . Hear Helen Zaltzman's podcast The Allusionist at , Olly Mann's The Modern Mann at , and Martin Austwick's Song By Song at . This episode is sponsored by Squarespace. Want to build a website? Go to , and get a 10% discount on your first purchase of a website or domain with the code 'answer'. Also! Get free audiobooks and half-price Audible subscriptions at - and while you're browsing around Audible, be sure to download Olly's new series .

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AMT370: Peacocks, Hamsters, and National Bagel Day

Thu, 07 Feb 2019 09:57:00 -0000

This month's questioneers want to know what bullet journals are for, where hamsters come from, when the legal drinking age was invented, and what to do with a large painting by their friend which they hate. Find out more about this episode at . Send us questions for future episodes: email written words or voice memos to answermethispodcast@googlemail.com. Tweet us http://twitter.com/helenandolly Facebook http://facebook.com/answermethis Subscribe on Apple Podcasts Get your engine revving for Valentine's Day with the AMT Love album! One hour of your questions about your body parts and the various fun things you want to do with them. It's available, along with all our special albums, Best Of compilations and classic episodes 1-200, at . Hear Helen Zaltzman's podcast The Allusionist at , Olly Mann's The Modern Mann at , and Martin Austwick's Song By Song at . This episode is sponsored by Squarespace. Want to build a website? Go to , and get a 10% discount on your first purchase of a website or domain with the code 'answer'.

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AMT369: New Year's resolutions, gilets, and McDonald's mayonnaise

Thu, 03 Jan 2019 13:20:00 -0000

To see in the new year, AMT369 contemplates the orangeness of basketballs, the failure of New Year's resolutions, the lovelorn state of a lottery-winning listener, and why the hell does McDonald's in the UK not sell mayonnaise, are they doing this specifically to infuriate Olly Mann, GIVE HIM MAYONNAISE. Find out more about this episode at . Send us questions for future episodes: email written words or voice memos to answermethispodcast@googlemail.com. Tweet us http://twitter.com/helenandolly Facebook http://facebook.com/answermethis Subscribe on Apple Podcasts Get your engine revving for Valentine's Day with the AMT Love album! One hour of your questions about your body parts and the various fun things you want to do with them. It's available, along with all our special albums, Best Of compilations and classic episodes 1-200, at . Hear Helen Zaltzman's podcast The Allusionist at , Olly Mann's The Modern Mann at , and Martin Austwick's Song By Song at . This episode is sponsored by Squarespace. Want to build a website? Go to , and get a 10% discount on your first purchase of a website or domain with the code 'answer'.

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AMT368: St Nicholas's Sidekicks, Joseph and Mary's Marriage, and Slime

Sun, 09 Dec 2018 23:56:00 -0000

AMT368 is a bulging sack of festive questions, including: were Joseph and Mary married? Why are there Santas in department stores? And should you disinvite your friends from your New Year's Eve celebrations because one of them shagged the other one's girlfriend? Find out more about this episode at . Send us questions for future episodes: email written words or voice memos to answermethispodcast@googlemail.com. Tweet us http://twitter.com/helenandolly Facebook http://facebook.com/answermethis Subscribe on Apple Podcasts Now is the OPTIMAL time to listen to the AMT Christmas album! It's available, along with all our special albums, Best Of compilations and classic episodes 1-200, at . Hear Helen Zaltzman's podcast The Allusionist at , Olly Mann's The Modern Mann at , and Martin Austwick's Song By Song at . This episode is sponsored by Squarespace and Haynes publishing. Want to build a website? Go to , and get a 10% discount on your first purchase of a website or domain with the code 'answer'. Haynes is running a Secret Santa deal on its books: get Bluffer's Guides on a multitude of subjects or the parody Haynes Explains books for £5 each at http://haynes.com/santa.

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AMT367: IKEA Meatballs, the Popemobile, and a Years-Long Lie

Thu, 01 Nov 2018 14:10:00 -0000

In AMT367: the Pope goes for a drive, Dustin Hoffman goes for a walk, and a listener stands in a queue at Epcot. Find out more about this episode at . Send us questions for future episodes: email words or voice memos to answermethispodcast@googlemail.com. Tweet us http://twitter.com/helenandolly Facebook http://facebook.com/answermethis Subscribe on iTunes http://iTunes.com/AnswerMeThis Buy old episodes, albums and our Best Of compilations at . Hear Helen Zaltzman's podcast The Allusionist at , Olly Mann's The Modern Mann at , and Martin Austwick's Song By Song at . Helen and Martin are touring the Allusionist around the US and Canada over the next few weeks: Squarespace! Want to build a website? Go to , and get a 10% discount on your first purchase of a website or domain with the code 'answer'.

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AMT366: LASIK, Hand Modelling, and a Dead Body in your Living Room

Thu, 04 Oct 2018 13:59:00 -0000

Landlord trouble! We've all had it, right? But have you ever had it as bad as the questioneer in AMT366? Also in this episode: passion fruit! Being square! The House of the Rising Sun! Find out more about this episode at . Send us questions for future episodes: email words or voice memos to answermethispodcast@googlemail.com. Tweet us http://twitter.com/helenandolly Facebook http://facebook.com/answermethis Subscribe on iTunes http://iTunes.com/AnswerMeThis Buy old episodes, albums and our Best Of compilations at . Hear Helen Zaltzman's podcast The Allusionist at , Olly Mann's The Modern Mann at , and Martin Austwick's Song By Song at . Helen and Martin are touring the Allusionist around the US and Canada over the next few weeks: Squarespace! Want to build a website? Go to , and get a 10% discount on your first purchase of a website or domain with the code 'answer'.

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AMT365: Sweet Caroline, Bible Minigolf and Beaver Bums

Thu, 06 Sep 2018 13:29:00 -0000

Which should you choose: working abroad, or romance at home? Dyson hairdryer, or a classic Duck'n'Dry? Vanilla pods, or beaver anuses? So many tricky decisions in AMT365! There's more about this episode at . Send us questions for future episodes: email words or voice memos to answermethispodcast@googlemail.com. Tweet us http://twitter.com/helenandolly Facebook http://facebook.com/answermethis Subscribe on iTunes http://iTunes.com/AnswerMeThis Buy old episodes, albums and our Best Of compilations at . Hear Helen Zaltzman's podcast The Allusionist at http://theallusionist.org, Olly Mann's The Modern Mann at http://modernmann.co.uk, and Martin Austwick's Song By Song at . Squarespace! Want to build a website? Go to , and get a 10% discount on your first purchase of a website or domain with the code 'answer'. The Bluffers' Guides are back! Rapidly become well-informed in subjects from cats to fishing to chocolate at .

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AMT364: Cranberries, Jesters and the Cruise Ship Wig Department

Thu, 02 Aug 2018 15:05:00 -0000

A questioneer is on a ship in Alaska with only 300 wigs and a case of unrequited rage for company. Where to seek solace but AMT, of course? Also! Why do jesters have little replicas of their own heads on the end of their staffs? Why are FedEx ok with being the cause of Tom Hanks being cast away in Cast Away? And why are people standing waist-deep in wet cranberries? Is it some bold cure for a UTI? There's more about this episode at . Send us questions for future episodes: email words or voice memos to answermethispodcast@googlemail.com, call 0208 123 5877, Skype answermethis. Tweet us http://twitter.com/helenandolly Facebook http://facebook.com/answermethis Subscribe on iTunes http://iTunes.com/AnswerMeThis Buy old episodes, albums and our Best Of compilations at . Hear Helen Zaltzman's podcast The Allusionist at http://theallusionist.org, Olly Mann's The Modern Mann at http://modernmann.co.uk, and Martin Austwick's Song By Song at . Squarespace! Want to build a website? Go to , and get a 10% discount on your first purchase of a website or domain with the code 'answer'. The Bluffers' Guides are back! Rapidly become well-informed in subjects from cats to fishing to chocolate at .

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AMT363: Parliamentary Mace-Fights, In-Flight Magazines, and the Soupsoaker

Thu, 07 Jun 2018 16:12:00 -0000

While you're young, should you make a wig of your own hair? Why are bathroom walls across America filled with razor blades? And what's James Cameron been up to lately? Find out all in AMT363. There's more about this episode at . June is full of SPORTY SPORT, so while watching people kick balls or thwack balls, listen to the AMT Sports Day special, an hour of surprisingly great AMT-ness all about the sports. Get it from iTunes, Amazon and . Send us questions for future episodes: email words or voice memos to answermethispodcast@googlemail.com, call 0208 123 5877, Skype answermethis. Tweet us http://twitter.com/helenandolly Facebook http://facebook.com/answermethis Subscribe on iTunes http://iTunes.com/AnswerMeThis Buy old episodes, albums and our Best Of compilations at . Hear Helen Zaltzman's podcast The Allusionist at http://theallusionist.org, Olly Mann's The Modern Mann at http://modernmann.co.uk, and Martin Austwick's Song By Song at . Squarespace! Want to build a website? Go to , and get a 10% discount on your first purchase of a website or domain with the code 'answer'. The Bluffers' Guides are back! Rapidly become well-informed in subjects from jazz to management to fishing to dogs at .

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AMT362: Dangerous Beans, Meghan'n'Harry, and a Life-Sized Cardboard Cutout of Kylie Minogue

Thu, 03 May 2018 16:39:00 -0000

There is a menace that we only just learned could have murdered us from within. It's a miracle we have survived this long. Find out what to fear in your own salads in AMT362. There's more about this episode at . Are you ready for the ROYAL WEDDING OMGGGGGG? The soundtrack to your giddy anticipation/antipathy/indifference is the AMT Jubilee album, one hour of right royal fun. Get it from iTunes, Amazon and . Send us questions for future episodes: email words or voice memos to answermethispodcast@googlemail.com, call 0208 123 5877, Skype answermethis. Tweet us http://twitter.com/helenandolly Facebook http://facebook.com/answermethis Subscribe on iTunes http://iTunes.com/AnswerMeThis Buy old episodes, albums and our Best Of compilations at . Hear Helen Zaltzman's podcast The Allusionist at http://theallusionist.org, Olly Mann's The Modern Mann at http://modernmann.co.uk, and Martin Austwick's Song By Song at . Squarespace! Want to build a website? Go to http://squarespace.com/answer, and get a 10% discount with the code 'answer'.

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AMT361: Smell-O-Vision, Bidet Chat, and Trainy McTrainface

Thu, 05 Apr 2018 18:33:11 -0000

With a spring in your step and a scent in your nostrils and a freshly cleaned undercarriage and AMT361 in your ears, join us to consider films that smell, friends that smell, and taking a ride on Michael Palin. There's more about this episode at http://answermethispodcast.com/episode361. Send us questions for future episodes: email words or voice memos to answermethispodcast@googlemail.com, call 0208 123 5877, Skype answermethis. Tweet us http://twitter.com/helenandolly Facebook http://facebook.com/answermethis Subscribe on iTunes http://iTunes.com/AnswerMeThis Buy old episodes, albums and our Best Of compilations at http://answermethisstore.com Hear Helen Zaltzman's podcast The Allusionist at http://theallusionist.org, Olly Mann's The Modern Mann at http://modernmann.co.uk, and Martin Austwick's Song By Song at . Squarespace! Want to build a website? Go to http://squarespace.com/answer, and get a 10% discount with the code 'answer'.

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AMT360: Astronauts' Underwear, the Blockbusters Hand Jive, and Sushidoku

Thu, 01 Mar 2018 16:33:00 -0000

AMT360 will be a huge relief for you if you've spent a lot of your life wondering what astronauts do with their dirty underwear, why the audience is jiving during the credits of Blockbusters, and whether Bowling for Soup are bowling to OBTAIN soup or on BEHALF of soup. There's more about this episode at http://answermethispodcast.com/episode360. Send us questions for future episodes: email words or voice memos to answermethispodcast@googlemail.com, call 0208 123 5877, Skype answermethis. Tweet us http://twitter.com/helenandolly Facebook http://facebook.com/answermethis Subscribe on iTunes http://iTunes.com/AnswerMeThis Buy old episodes, albums and our Best Of compilations at http://answermethisstore.com Hear Helen Zaltzman's podcast The Allusionist at http://theallusionist.org, Olly Mann's The Modern Mann at http://modernmann.co.uk, and Martin Austwick's Song By Song at http://songbysongpodcast.com.

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AMT359: Center Parcs, Defence Against the Dark Arts, and Pope Tropes

Thu, 01 Feb 2018 18:43:00 -0000

Why does your cocktail come with a tiny piratical weapon in it? Why is Dumbledore so shit at HR? What's the deal with the Center Parcs dome? Find out all this and more in AMT359. There's more about this episode at http://answermethispodcast.com/episode359. Send us questions for future episodes: email words or voice memos to answermethispodcast@googlemail.com, call 0208 123 5877, Skype answermethis. Tweet us http://twitter.com/helenandolly Facebook http://facebook.com/answermethis Subscribe on iTunes http://iTunes.com/AnswerMeThis Buy old episodes, albums and our Best Of compilations at http://answermethisstore.com Hear Helen Zaltzman's podcast The Allusionist at http://theallusionist.org, Olly Mann's The Modern Mann at http://modernmann.co.uk, and Martin Austwick's Song By Song at http://songbysongpodcast.com.

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AMT358: Sexy Yoghurt, Chutney, and Your Friend's Gross Hot Tub

Thu, 04 Jan 2018 16:22:00 -0000

It's AMT's 11th birthday! To celebrate, we can't replicate how Olly spent his own 11th birthday, at Cody's Tex-Mex restaurant in Stevenage, because it closed down. So instead we've made some mild-to-moderate life changes - hear all about them AMT358. Find out more about this episode at http://answermethispodcast.com/episode358. Send us questions for future episodes: email words or voice memos to answermethispodcast@googlemail.com, call 0208 123 5877, Skype answermethis. Tweet us http://twitter.com/helenandolly Facebook http://facebook.com/answermethis Subscribe on iTunes http://iTunes.com/AnswerMeThis Buy old episodes, albums and our Best Of compilations at http://answermethisstore.com Hear Helen Zaltzman's podcast The Allusionist at http://theallusionist.org, Olly Mann's The Modern Mann at http://modernmann.co.uk, and Martin Austwick's Song By Song at http://songbysongpodcast.com.

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AMT357: Band Aid, Home Alone 2 and Self-Love in Someone Else's House

Thu, 07 Dec 2017 00:30:00 -0000

Where does all the money go from the Band Aid song? When you're someone's house guest, how long before you can have a wank? And what's a penguin doing in a nativity scene? The answers to all these mysteries are in AMT357. Find out more about this episode at http://answermethispodcast.com/episode357. Send us questions for future episodes: email answermethispodcast@googlemail.com, call 0208 123 5877, Skype answermethis. Tweet us http://twitter.com/helenandolly Facebook http://facebook.com/answermethis Subscribe on iTunes http://iTunes.com/AnswerMeThis Buy old episodes, albums and our Best Of compilations at http://answermethisstore.com Hear Helen Zaltzman's podcast The Allusionist at http://theallusionist.org, Olly Mann's The Modern Mann at http://modernmann.co.uk, and Martin Austwick's Song By Song at http://songbysongpodcast.com.

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AMT356: Ghost Pubs, Cheesecake, and NSFW Weddings

Thu, 02 Nov 2017 15:29:00 -0000

A questioneer today finds themselves in quite the consternation after clicking on the link to a friend's wedding list...and finding a dazzling array of Adult Pleasure Implements. And we're not talking golf clubs or top-of-the-range espresso machines here. Find out more about this episode at . Send us questions for future episodes: email call 0208 123 5877, Skype answermethis. Tweet us http://twitter.com/helenandolly Facebook http://facebook.com/answermethis Subscribe on iTunes http://iTunes.com/AnswerMeThis Buy old episodes, albums and our Best Of compilations at Hear Helen Zaltzman's podcast The Allusionist at Olly Mann's The Modern Mann at and Martin Austwick's Song By Song at .

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AMT355: Shippers, Stoners and Subway Smell

Thu, 05 Oct 2017 16:21:00 -0000

In AMT355, we tackle the greatest mystery ever penned by Agatha Christie: why the hell is one of Miss Marple's murderees dining on a bowl of cornflour? We also learn about that smell that wafts out of every branch of Subway, fan fiction, and KFC (Kentucky Fried Lung). Find out more about this episode at . Send us questions for future episodes: email call 0208 123 5877, Skype answermethis. Tweet us http://twitter.com/helenandolly Facebook http://facebook.com/answermethis Subscribe on iTunes http://iTunes.com/AnswerMeThis Buy old episodes, albums and our Best Of compilations at Hear Helen Zaltzman's podcast The Allusionist at Olly Mann's The Modern Mann at and Martin Austwick's Song By Song at .

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AMT354: Magic Wands, Mount Fuji and Freakshakes

Thu, 07 Sep 2017 16:26:00 -0000

There's MAGIC! all over AMT354: how to MAGICALLY transform a banana into a sliced banana, how to MAGICALLY turn an egg into an egg IN A BOTTLE, and how to MAGICALLY turn an adolescent boy into a hit with the ladies. Find out more about this episode at . Send us questions for future episodes: email call 0208 123 5877, Skype answermethis. Tweet us http://twitter.com/helenandolly Facebook http://facebook.com/answermethis Subscribe on iTunes http://iTunes.com/AnswerMeThis Buy old episodes, albums and our Best Of compilations at Hear Helen Zaltzman's podcast The Allusionist at Olly Mann's The Modern Mann at and Martin Austwick's Song By Song at .

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AMT353: Despacito, Apples for Teacher, and Glory Holes

Thu, 03 Aug 2017 15:15:00 -0000

To borrow from The Song Of The Summer 2017, let AMT353 in the walls of your labyrinth. IE your ears. What did you think we were talking about? A duck's complicated nether regions? All will become clearer (but not necessarily more savoury) at . Send us questions for future episodes: email call 0208 123 5877, Skype answermethis. Tweet us http://twitter.com/helenandolly Facebook http://facebook.com/answermethis Subscribe on iTunes http://iTunes.com/AnswerMeThis Buy old episodes, albums and our Best Of compilations at Hear Helen Zaltzman's podcast The Allusionist at Olly Mann's The Modern Mann at and Martin Austwick's Song By Song at .

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AMT352: Dothraki, Points of View, and sleb-spotting Shatner

Thu, 06 Jul 2017 16:52:00 -0000

Had any good celeb-spots lately? However good yours are, there's no way they're as good as the celeb-spot hat trick Olly scored last week. Hear who in AMT352. Find out all about the episode at . Tweet us http://twitter.com/helenandolly Facebook http://facebook.com/answermethis Subscribe on iTunes http://iTunes.com/AnswerMeThis Buy old episodes, albums and our Best Of compilations at Hear Helen Zaltzman's podcast The Allusionist at Olly Mann's The Modern Mann at and Martin Austwick's Song By Song at .

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AMT351: Stoned Dads, Dragons, and Getting Verified on Twitter

Thu, 01 Jun 2017 00:35:00 -0000

Answer us this: how would you define 'Afternoon Delight'? 1. Settling down to watch Countdown with a nice cup of tea (not Lipton) and a nice biscuit (not one that gives you a 20-year-long health fear)? 2. Bit of post-lunch pre-dinner nookie? 3. Listening to AMT351, admittedly a delight at any hour of the day? Find out more about this episode at . Tweet us http://twitter.com/helenandolly Facebook http://facebook.com/answermethis Subscribe on iTunes http://iTunes.com/AnswerMeThis Buy old episodes and albums at http://answermethisstore.com

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AMT350: Fox Meat, Kilroy Was Here, and Barbicide

Thu, 04 May 2017 06:50:00 -0000

Ever run over a fox and thought, "Mmm, maybe I could cook that up for dinner - but how?" No? Well, listen to AMT350 anyway. You never know when survivalist recipes might come in handy. Find out more about the episode at . Tweet us http://twitter.com/helenandolly Facebook http://facebook.com/answermethis Subscribe on iTunes http://iTunes.com/AnswerMeThis Buy old episodes and albums at http://answermethisstore.com

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AMT349: Citizen's Arrests, The Shipping Forecast and Cheddaring

Thu, 06 Apr 2017 21:00:00 -0000

If you win a year's supply of Weetabix, how much Weetabix do you actually get? And where will you keep it? (And why would you want it?) We speculate in AMT349, as well as learning about cheddar, axolotl-maintenace, and deconstructed coffee. Find out more about the episode at http://answermethispodcast.com/episode349. Tweet us http://twitter.com/helenandolly Be our Facebook friend at http://facebook.com/answermethis Subscribe on iTunes http://iTunes.com/AnswerMeThis Buy old episodes and albums at http://answermethisstore.com

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AMT348: Fruit Machines, Caesar Salads and Jelly

Thu, 02 Mar 2017 12:11:28 -0000

Jelly in your pipes, Jelly in your pipes, Wibbly wobbly wibbly wobbly Jelly in your pipes! Seriously, people, don't pour jelly into your pipes. It will prove a trifle problematic. Further valuable lessons in AMT348: what to do if you lose your passport at the airport; how to deal with your kangaroo-killing neighbour; why you shouldn't brush your teeth with barbecue charcoal. Find out more about the episode at http://answermethispodcast.com/episode348. Tweet us http://twitter.com/helenandolly Be our Facebook friend at http://facebook.com/answermethis Subscribe on iTunes http://iTunes.com/AnswerMeThis Buy old episodes and albums at http://answermethisstore.com

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AMT347: Vampire Bats, Mugshots and Shaven Eyebrows

Thu, 02 Feb 2017 13:44:00 -0000

After AMT347 we have more questions than when we started, eg: Is Michael Parkinson really a giant? Are chocolate fondant puddings actually sexy or is that Olly's desperation talking? Is there anything funny about a dead dog? Find out more about the episode at http://answermethispodcast.com/episode347. Tweet us http://twitter.com/helenandolly Be our Facebook friend at http://facebook.com/answermethis Subscribe on iTunes http://iTunes.com/AnswerMeThis Buy old episodes and albums at http://answermethisstore.com

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AMT346: Mickey Mouse, Warhol's Soup Cans and Rubber Fetishes

Thu, 05 Jan 2017 13:37:00 -0000

Ten years. Ten years! TEN. YEARS. Ten years we've been doing this show. TEN. In that time, technologies have waxed and waned; world leaders have come and gone; yet here we still are, answering the questions that you supply. To celebrate our birthday, in AMT346 we provide a thrilling glimpse into the AMT Process, receive a gift from a musical hero, and tackle a question on Olly's favourite subject. Or, at least, his third favourite subject. Find out more about the episode at http://answermethispodcast.com/episode346. Tweet us http://twitter.com/helenandolly Be our Facebook friend at http://facebook.com/answermethis Subscribe on iTunes http://iTunes.com/AnswerMeThis Buy old episodes and albums at http://answermethisstore.com

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AMT345: The Angel of the North, Cheese Juice, and a Cat Called Anus

Thu, 01 Dec 2016 17:58:00 -0000

Changes are afoot at AMT, as we prepare for our tenth birthday next month. Also in this bumper episode, a listener accidentally embarks upon a showbiz career, another needs to rename her pet, and another is angry at beds. Find out more about this episode at http://answermethispodcast.com/episode345. Tweet us http://twitter.com/helenandolly Be our Facebook friend at http://facebook.com/answermethis Subscribe on iTunes http://iTunes.com/AnswerMeThis Buy old episodes and albums at http://answermethisstore.com

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AMT344: Staying Alive, Zombie Cockroaches and an Argos Spending Spree

Thu, 17 Nov 2016 17:24:00 -0000

AMT344's questioneers are having their jaws realigned, beheading cockroaches and contemplating eating banana peel. Find out more about this episode at http://answermethispodcast.com/episode344. Tweet us http://twitter.com/helenandolly Be our Facebook friend at http://facebook.com/answermethis Subscribe on iTunes http://iTunes.com/AnswerMeThis Buy old episodes and albums at http://answermethisstore.com

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AMT343: Mount Rushmore, Blood Crime and Heinz Beanz

Thu, 03 Nov 2016 15:51:00 -0000

At what age are you mutton dressed as lamb? What's the big deal about Mount Rushmore? And how do you prove that you are the world's greatest at dishwasher-stacking? Listen to AMT343 for the answers to these questions and more. Find further information about this episode at http://answermethispodcast.com/episode343. Tweet us http://twitter.com/helenandolly Be our Facebook friend at http://facebook.com/answermethis Subscribe on iTunes http://iTunes.com/AnswerMeThis Buy old episodes and albums at http://answermethisstore.com

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AMT342: Pathological Liars, the Oscars Curse, and Supergroups

Thu, 20 Oct 2016 13:16:00 -0000

What do you do when your friend has fallen for a pathological liar? Do you a) confront the fibber with evidence of their deceit, or b) write to a comedy podcast? It's fairly easy for you to find out: just listen to AMT342. There's more information about this episode at http://answermethispodcast.com/episode342. Tweet us http://twitter.com/helenandolly Be our Facebook friend at http://facebook.com/answermethis Subscribe on iTunes http://iTunes.com/AnswerMeThis Buy old episodes and albums at http://answermethisstore.com

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AMT341: Dirty Diana, McDonald's Fries and Frogs' Legs

Thu, 06 Oct 2016 18:53:00 -0000

In AMT341, Olly has some big news. Is it about his cat? Is it about an amazing bargain he bought at Costco?? Is it about a fake tan spray that never fades??? Is it even better than any of those things???? Listen now to find out! There's more information about this episode at http://answermethispodcast.com/episode341. Tweet us http://twitter.com/helenandolly Be our Facebook friend at http://facebook.com/answermethis Subscribe on iTunes http://iTunes.com/AnswerMeThis Buy old episodes and albums at http://answermethisstore.com

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AMT340: Fitbits, Whale Poo and Mushy Peas

Thu, 22 Sep 2016 00:30:00 -0000

Listeners, how terribly remiss of us to make it through three quarters of 2016 without marking the fact that it has been designated by the UN as the International Year of Pulses. But thankfully there's still three months of it in which to celebrate, starting with a pulverised pea party in AMT340. Find out more about the episode at http://answermethispodcast.com/episode340. Tweet us http://twitter.com/helenandolly Be our Facebook friend at http://facebook.com/answermethis Subscribe on iTunes http://iTunes.com/AnswerMeThis Buy old episodes and albums at http://answermethisstore.com

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AMT339: Dalmatians, Jaffa Cakes and Being On Fleek

Thu, 08 Sep 2016 13:26:00 -0000

In AMT339, all hail the greatest Middleton sibling - not the one that begat the next generation of royals; not the one with 2011's favourite bottom; the Marshmallow King! We also discover that Pringles were actually cakes, until they weren't; how you would have alerted the emergency services before phones; and the unbearable fleekness of being. Find out more about the episode at http://answermethispodcast.com/episode339. Tweet us http://twitter.com/helenandolly Be our Facebook friend at http://facebook.com/answermethis Subscribe on iTunes http://iTunes.com/AnswerMeThis Buy old episodes and albums at http://answermethisstore.com

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AMT338: Olympic Medals, Capital Cities and Cheating At Drug Tests

Thu, 25 Aug 2016 00:00:00 -0000

Your mother's been given some free space cake but she doesn't want to fail her workplace's random drug tests. What should she do? We tackle this question and many more in AMT338. Find out more about the episode at http://answermethispodcast.com/episode338. Tweet us http://twitter.com/helenandolly Be our Facebook friend at http://facebook.com/answermethis Subscribe on iTunes http://iTunes.com/AnswerMeThis Buy old episodes and albums at http://answermethisstore.com

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AMT337: Tandems, Oil Pulling and Reading Mum's Diary

Thu, 11 Aug 2016 14:49:00 -0000

Would you rather: a) be confronted with the reality that your parent is a fully functioning sexual being; b) eat a brain; c) drink Cointreau with a late-night kebab? These are just some of the struggles we deal with in AMT337. Find out more about the episode at . Tweet us http://twitter.com/helenandolly Be our Facebook friend at http://facebook.com/answermethis Subscribe on iTunes http://iTunes.com/AnswerMeThis Buy old episodes and albums at http://answermethisstore.com

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AMT336: Slush Puppies, Hush Puppies and Streaking

Thu, 28 Jul 2016 10:29:00 -0000

There are many refreshments in Answer Me This! Episode 336: tea, milk, and a drink Olly describes as 'mashed-up urinal cake in a glass'. It's the new hipster cocktail! There's more about this episode at http://answermethispodcast.com/episode336. Tweet us http://twitter.com/helenandolly Be our Facebook friend at http://facebook.com/answermethis Subscribe on iTunes http://iTunes.com/AnswerMeThis Buy old episodes and albums at http://answermethisstore.com

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AMT335: Lego for the Lovelorn, Oscars for Oscar, and Drugs for Dogs

Thu, 14 Jul 2016 02:44:00 -0000

Who let the dogs out? And who got the dogs stoned? We address these canine questions and many more in Answer Me This! Episode 335. Find out more about it at http://answermethispodcast.com/episode335. Tweet us http://twitter.com/helenandolly Be our Facebook friend at http://facebook.com/answermethis Subscribe on iTunes http://iTunes.com/AnswerMeThis Buy old episodes and albums at http://answermethisstore.com

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AMT334: Glastonbury, the Genius Bar and the Price of Bricks

Thu, 30 Jun 2016 14:22:00 -0000

While Britain Brexits, the rest of us brick it. Well, one listener certainly does, as the proud owner of a single brick. Congratulations, that man. Find out more about Answer Me This! Episode 334 at http://answermethispodcast.com/episode334. Tweet us http://twitter.com/helenandolly Be our Facebook friend at http://facebook.com/answermethis Subscribe on iTunes http://iTunes.com/AnswerMeThis Buy old episodes and albums at http://answermethisstore.com

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AMT333: Buckingham Palace, Key Parties and Kestrels

Thu, 16 Jun 2016 15:30:00 -0000

In AMT333 we assist listeners with queries about Narnia spin-offs, kestrel welfare and environmentally responsible vibrator disposal. Find out more about it at http://answermethispodcast.com/episode333. Tweet us http://twitter.com/helenandolly Be our Facebook friend at http://facebook.com/answermethis Subscribe on iTunes http://iTunes.com/AnswerMeThis Buy old episodes and albums at http://answermethisstore.com

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AMT332: slimy AND crunchy

Thu, 02 Jun 2016 09:43:00 -0000

The show is BACK. During our break, Olly had a son; Helen went outside; and Martin the Sound Man didn't find the escape hatch. So, AMT322 proceeds as normal. Find out more about it at . Tweet us http://twitter.com/helenandolly Be our Facebook friend at http://facebook.com/answermethis Subscribe on iTunes http://iTunes.com/AnswerMeThis Buy old episodes and albums at http://answermethisstore.com

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AMT331: Lads' Mags, Cereal Toys and Blue Rinses

Thu, 28 Jan 2016 02:11:00 -0000

With Olly's baby poised to make his entrance into this world, AMT331 is our last episode before our three-month paternity leave. But there's the all-new AMT Love album ready for your ears at http://answermethispodcast.com/love - and 331 episodes of AMT to catch up on. Read all about this one at http://answermethispodcast.com/episode331.Tweet us http://twitter.com/helenandollyBe our Facebook friend at http://facebook.com/answermethisSubscribe on iTunes http://iTunes.com/AnswerMeThisBuy old episodes and albums at http://answermethisstore.com

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AMT330: Butlers, Boxing and Bubbles

Thu, 14 Jan 2016 11:49:00 -0000

In AMT330, we ponder upon Air Force One, Donald Duck's familial responsibilities, and whether there's any point to being a boxing champion if you don't have a grill named after you. Is there any point to being anything if you don't have a grill named after you? Find out more about this episode at Send questions to answermethispodcast@googlemail.com, or the Question Line (dial 0208 123 5877 or Skype answermethis)Tweet us http://twitter.com/helenandollyBe our Facebook friend at http://facebook.com/answermethisSubscribe on iTunes http://iTunes.com/AnswerMeThisBuy old episodes and albums at http://answermethisstore.com

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AMT329: Loyalty, Christmas Truthers, and the Shitting Uncle

Thu, 10 Dec 2015 13:02:00 -0000

One questioneer wrestles with the ethics of breeding Christmas-truther children who ruin everything for the other kiddos; another introduces us to the Catalan Christmas tradition we now desperately need to borrow. And there's plenty more in AMT329; get it at . Send questions to answermethispodcast@googlemail.com, or the Question Line (dial 0208 123 5877 or Skype answermethis)Tweet us http://twitter.com/helenandollyBe our Facebook friend at http://facebook.com/answermethisSubscribe on iTunes http://iTunes.com/AnswerMeThisBuy old episodes and albums at http://answermethisstore.com

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AMT328: NaNoWriMo, Boxes of Chocolates and Snooping on Christmas Presents

Thu, 26 Nov 2015 14:03:00 -0000

How do you tell your mum that she is a STUPID WOMAN who is RUINING CHRISTMAS by buying you the WRONG GIFT? Plus other polite and classy problems compose AMT328. Find out more about the episode at http://amswermethispodcast.com/episode328. Send questions to answermethispodcast@googlemail.com, or the Question Line (dial 0208 123 5877 or Skype answermethis)Tweet us http://twitter.com/helenandollyBe our Facebook friend at http://facebook.com/answermethisSubscribe on iTunes http://iTunes.com/AnswerMeThisBuy old episodes and albums at http://answermethisstore.com

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AMT327: The Weeknd, Veggie Weddings and Greek Wine

Thu, 12 Nov 2015 00:30:00 -0000

Pop the party poppers! AMT327 is here, with The Weeknd feeling his face and Andy McNab showing his face. Find out all about this episode at http://answermethispodcast.com/episode327. Send questions to answermethispodcast@googlemail.com, or the Question Line (dial 0208 123 5877 or Skype answermethis)Tweet us http://twitter.com/helenandollyBe our Facebook friend at http://facebook.com/answermethisSubscribe on iTunes http://iTunes.com/AnswerMeThisBuy old episodes and albums at http://answermethisstore.com

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AMT326: Crying, Gogglebox, and the Haka Dance

Thu, 29 Oct 2015 15:20:00 -0000

Can farts cure crying? How is Gogglebox concocted? And what's really going on inside matryoshka dolls? Delve into these mysteries and more in AMT326, by visiting http://answermethispodcast.com/episode326. Send questions to answermethispodcast@googlemail.com, or the Question Line (dial 0208 123 5877 or Skype answermethis)Tweet us http://twitter.com/helenandollyBe our Facebook friend at http://facebook.com/answermethisSubscribe on iTunes http://iTunes.com/AnswerMeThisBuy old episodes and albums at http://answermethisstore.com

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AMT325: Circus Music, Submersibles and Tom from MySpace

Thu, 15 Oct 2015 03:00:00 -0000

Today's questioneers face ruin: browser history ruining a surprise; other people ruining the choice of baby names; and ruining your own chances of shagging a houseguest. Don't ruin your own life by failing to listen to AMT325. Visit http://answermethispodcast.com/episode325 to discover more about it.Send questions to answermethispodcast@googlemail.com, or the Question Line (dial 0208 123 5877 or Skype answermethis)Tweet us http://twitter.com/helenandollyBe our Facebook friend at http://facebook.com/answermethisSubscribe on iTunes http://iTunes.com/AnswerMeThisBuy old episodes and albums at http://answermethisstore.com

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AMT324: Eggstraction, Disney Jail, and Boners

Thu, 01 Oct 2015 09:56:00 -0000

Today's questioneers have family troubles: troubles with their parents' TMI; troubles with being an egg-peeling mother; troubles with having spawned a kid who's a bit of an arsehole. But wait, there's more! Find the full range of problems contained in this episode at http://answermethispodcast.com/episode324.Send questions to answermethispodcast@googlemail.com, or the Question Line (dial 0208 123 5877 or Skype answermethis)Tweet us http://twitter.com/helenandollyBe our Facebook friend at http://facebook.com/answermethisSubscribe on iTunes http://iTunes.com/AnswerMeThisBuy old episodes and albums at http://answermethisstore.com

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AMT323: Snail-Purging, Gondolas, and Macho Peas

Thu, 17 Sep 2015 00:02:00 -0000

What is the greatest sorrow of being let go from a job? The loss of income? The blow to the self-esteem? The fear for the future? Or not even having tried the macho peas?????Listeners struggle with this and numerous other problems in AMT323. Find out more about the episode at http://answermethispodcast.com/episode323.Send questions to answermethispodcast@googlemail.com, or the Question Line (dial 0208 123 5877 or Skype answermethis)Tweet us http://twitter.com/helenandollyBe our Facebook friend at http://facebook.com/answermethisSubscribe on iTunes http://iTunes.com/AnswerMeThisBuy old episodes and albums at http://answermethisstore.com

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AMT322: Selfie Stick Deaths, Hair Transplants and Phone A Friend

Thu, 03 Sep 2015 00:01:00 -0000

Today's listeners are afraid of holidays, perplexed by hair transplants, and worried about death by selfie stick. Find out more at http://answermethispodcast.com/episode322. Send questions to answermethispodcast@googlemail.com, or the Question Line (dial 0208 123 5877 or Skype answermethis)Tweet us http://twitter.com/helenandollyBe our Facebook friend at http://facebook.com/answermethisSubscribe on iTunes http://iTunes.com/AnswerMeThisBuy old episodes and albums at http://answermethisstore.com

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AMT321: XXX Parents, Networking and Bad Blood

Thu, 20 Aug 2015 10:18:00 -0000

Today's questioneers are concerned about networking, Taylor Swift's 'Bad Blood', and what they've found on their parents' hard drives. Hear about these problems and more at http://answermethispodcast.com/episode321.Send questions to answermethispodcast@googlemail.com, or the Question Line (dial 0208 123 5877 or Skype answermethis)Tweet us http://twitter.com/helenandollyBe our Facebook friend at http://facebook.com/answermethisSubscribe on iTunes http://iTunes.com/AnswerMeThisBuy old episodes and albums at http://answermethisstore.com

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AMT320: Romcoms, Red Velvet Cake, and Your Local Munch

Thu, 06 Aug 2015 10:32:00 -0000

Today's questioneers are concerned about registering their babies, the first ever romantic comedy, and what the hell is so red in red velvet cake. For more details about this episode, and to obtain it via other means than this one, visit http://answermethispodcast.com/episode320.Send questions to answermethispodcast@googlemail.com, or the Question Line (dial 0208 123 5877 or Skype answermethis)Tweet us http://twitter.com/helenandollyBe our Facebook friend at http://facebook.com/answermethisSubscribe on iTunes http://iTunes.com/AnswerMeThisBuy old episodes and albums at http://answermethisstore.com

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AMT319: Dominatrix Days Out, Glitter, and Paul Simon Says

Thu, 23 Jul 2015 10:31:00 -0000

Today's questioneers share their despair about the correct mustard to use in recipes, the New Zealand flag referendum, and relationships with a dominatrix. For more details about this episode, and to obtain it via other means than this one, visit http://answermethispodcast.com/episode319.Send questions to answermethispodcast@googlemail.com, or the Question Line (dial 0208 123 5877 or Skype answermethis)Tweet us http://twitter.com/helenandollyBe our Facebook friend at http://facebook.com/answermethisSubscribe on iTunes http://iTunes.com/AnswerMeThisBuy old episodes and albums at http://answermethisstore.com

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AMT318: Juliet's Balcony, Bluetooth and The Snip

Thu, 09 Jul 2015 08:09:00 -0000

Today's questioneers wonder about Noel Edmonds's small Twitter fanbase, the oldest pub in Britain, and vasectomy aftercare. For more details about this episode, and different ways to obtain it, visit http://answermethispodcast.com/episode318.Send questions to answermethispodcast@googlemail.com, or the Question Line (dial 0208 123 5877 or Skype answermethis)Tweet us http://twitter.com/helenandollyBe our Facebook friend at http://facebook.com/answermethisSubscribe on iTunes http://iTunes.com/AnswerMeThisBuy old episodes and albums at http://answermethisstore.com

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AMT317: Multiplexes, the Peace Symbol and the D-Box

Thu, 25 Jun 2015 08:29:00 -0000

Today we help listeners deal with their ex-flatmates, their saucy-looking sibling relationships, and their inferiority complexes over their local multiplex. We also learn about the peace symbol, St Petersburg becoming Leningrad becoming St Petersburg, and an extremely foolish bet one questioneer is in danger of losing.For more details about this episode, and different ways to obtain it, visit http://answermethispodcast.com/episode317.Send questions to answermethispodcast@googlemail.com, or the Question Line (dial 0208 123 5877 or Skype answermethis)Tweet us http://twitter.com/helenandollyBe our Facebook friend at http://facebook.com/answermethisSubscribe on iTunes http://iTunes.com/AnswerMeThisBuy old episodes and albums at http://answermethisstore.com

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AMT316: Hypothetically Dead Flatmates, Actually Alive Mike Oldfield, and Quinoa

Thu, 11 Jun 2015 06:08:00 -0000

How do you persuade your flatmate to bequeath you her cats? Should you pay for banana peel? And what should you do with a stranger's sweaty underwear?Find out more about this episode by:1. listening to it; 2. visiting http://answermethispodcast.com/episode316.Send questions to answermethispodcast@googlemail.com, or the Question Line (dial 0208 123 5877 or Skype answermethis)Tweet us twitter.com/helenandollyBe our Facebook friend at facebook.com/answermethisSubscribe on iTunes iTunes.com/AnswerMeThisBuy old episodes and albums at answermethisstore.com

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AMT315: Goatees, Jazz Dabs and Getting a Stonk On

Thu, 28 May 2015 09:29:00 -0000

Today's questioneers need help with a caffeine overdose, infidelity discovery and getting a stonk on. Plus Olly discovers a surprising new phobia.You will find full notes about this episode at http://answermethispodcast.com/episode315Send questions to answermethispodcast@googlemail.com, or the Question Line (dial 0208 123 5877 or Skype answermethis)Tweet us http://twitter.com/helenandollyBe our Facebook friend at http://facebook.com/answermethisSubscribe on iTunes http://iTunes.com/AnswerMeThisBuy old episodes and albums at http://answermethisstore.com

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AMT314: Tinfoil Hats, Stealing from Castles, and Giraffe Heads

Thu, 14 May 2015 11:24:00 -0000

In AMT314 we tackle questions about how to dump your slowpoke training-buddy, what your children should call you, and what's up with tinfoil hats.Full notes about this episode at http://answermethispodcast.com/episode314Send questions to answermethispodcast@googlemail.com, or the Question Line (dial 0208 123 5877 or Skype answermethis)Tweet us http://twitter.com/helenandollyBe our Facebook friend at http://facebook.com/answermethisSubscribe on iTunes http://iTunes.com/AnswerMeThisBuy old episodes and albums at http://answermethisstore.com

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AMT313: Love on an Escalator, Political Posters and Poogatory

Thu, 30 Apr 2015 12:42:00 -0000

A questioneer has to choose between her health and her dream job. Another wants to eat something older than he is. Decisions, decisions. Read more about the episode at http://answermethispodcast.com/episode313 Send questions to answermethispodcast@googlemail.com, or the Question Line (dial 0208 123 5877 or Skype answermethis) Tweet us twitter.com/helenandolly Be our Facebook friend at facebook.com/answermethis Subscribe on iTunes iTunes.com/AnswerMeThis Buy old episodes and albums at answermethisstore.com

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AMT312: Jobs in Antarctica, Yog(h)(o)urt, and Small Manparts

Thu, 16 Apr 2015 00:30:00 -0000

Today we hear from questioneers who are dreaming of Antarctica, dreaming of pub quiz victory, and dreaming of riding a non-tiny wanger. Read more about the episode at Send questions to , or the Question Line (dial 0208 123 5877 or Skype answermethis)Tweet us Be our Facebook friend at Subscribe on iTunes Buy old episodes and albums at answermethisstore.com

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AMT311: Buddha, Starbucks and the Hollywood Walk of Fame

Thu, 02 Apr 2015 08:10:00 -0000

Today we learn the topless past of the Starbucks logo, how you get a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame, and the cost of installing a bowling alley in your house. Find out more about this episode at http://answermethispodcast.com/episode311.Send questions to answermethispodcast@googlemail.com, or the Question Line (dial 0208 123 5877 or Skype answermethis)Tweet us twitter.com/helenandollyBe our Facebook friend at facebook.com/answermethisSubscribe on iTunes iTunes.com/AnswerMeThisBuy old episodes and albums at answermethisstore.com

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AMT310: Brownies, Crisps and the Jurassic Park Ballet

Thu, 19 Mar 2015 00:30:00 -0000

Today's episode features post-coital smoking, Cubs in a car crash, and the continuing soap opera of one poor questioneer's life. Visit http://answermethispodcast.com/episode310 for more information about this episode, plus a whole load of other jazz.Send questions to answermethispodcast@googlemail.com, or the Question Line (dial 0208 123 5877 or Skype answermethis)Tweet us http://twitter.com/helenandollyBe our Facebook friend at http://facebook.com/answermethisSubscribe on iTunes http://iTunes.com/AnswerMeThisBuy old episodes and albums at http://answermethisstore.com

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AMT309: Baked Bean Baths, Gotham and Melanie Griffith's Lion

Thu, 05 Mar 2015 12:09:00 -0000

Unsuitable celebrity pets prowl through today's episode; visit http://answermethispodcast.com/episode309 to find out more about it. We also take a dip in a charity bathful of beans, try to see into Snoopy's psyche, and cosh each other with stage weapons. Send questions to answermethispodcast@googlemail.com, or the Question Line (dial 0208 123 5877 or Skype answermethis)Tweet us http://twitter.com/helenandollyBe our Facebook friend at http://facebook.com/answermethisSubscribe on iTunes http://iTunes.com/AnswerMeThisBuy old episodes and albums at http://answermethisstore.com

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AMT308: Pink Hair, Sleeping Naked and Tom Jones's Knickers

Thu, 19 Feb 2015 13:01:00 -0000

Today we deliberate over careers, redundancy, hair dye and the Royals eating hot dogs. Jog over to http://answermethispodcast.com/episode308 to learn more about this episode.Send questions to answermethispodcast@googlemail.com, or the Question Line (dial 0208 123 5877 or Skype answermethis)Tweet us http://twitter.com/helenandollyBe our Facebook friend at http://facebook.com/answermethisSubscribe on iTunes http://iTunes.com/AnswerMeThisBuy old episodes and albums at http://answermethisstore.com

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AMT307: Happy Meals, Grumpy Cat and Coconuts

Thu, 05 Feb 2015 00:03:00 -0000

Hey you! Stroll over to http://answermethispodcast.com/episode307 to learn more about this episode.Send questions to answermethispodcast@googlemail.com, or the Question Line (dial 0208 123 5877 or Skype answermethis)Tweet us http://twitter.com/helenandollyBe our Facebook friend at http://facebook.com/answermethisSubscribe on iTunes http://iTunes.com/AnswerMeThisBuy old episodes and albums at http://answermethisstore.com

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AMT306: Ainsley Harriott, Colleagues on Tinder, and Chicken Kiev

Thu, 22 Jan 2015 13:50:00 -0000

Jog along to answermethispodcast.com/episode306 to read all about today's episode.Send questions to answermethispodcast@googlemail.com, or the Question Line (dial 0208 123 5877 or Skype answermethis)Tweet us twitter.com/helenandollyBe our Facebook friend at facebook.com/answermethisSubscribe on iTunes iTunes.com/AnswerMeThisBuy old episodes and albums at answermethisstore.com

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AMT305: Stolen Olives, Men with Tiny Feet, and Chicken and Egg

Thu, 08 Jan 2015 12:53:00 -0000

Happy new year, listeners! The first AMT of 2015 is an absolute peach, so trot over to to read all about it.Tweet us http://twitter.com/helenandollyBe our Facebook friend at http://facebook.com/answermethisSubscribe on iTunes http://iTunes.com/AnswerMeThisBuy old episodes and albums at http://answermethisstore.com

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AMT304: Roller Derby, Baby Models and the Swiss Cheese Pervert

Thu, 11 Dec 2014 10:28:00 -0000

All the information you crave about AMT304 is at http://answermethispodcast.com/episode304.The Answer Me This! Christmas is available at http://answermethisstore.com, as well as iTunes and Amazon. Fill your boots.

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AMT303: Dewey Decimals, Sexy Cheese and Disney Turkey Legs

Thu, 27 Nov 2014 11:40:00 -0000

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AMT302: Supermarket Sweep, Pet Funerals and Paperboys

Thu, 13 Nov 2014 10:32:00 -0000

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AMT301: Rock Circus, Hooters and the Chippendale Murders

Thu, 30 Oct 2014 11:31:00 -0000

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AMT300!!!

Thu, 16 Oct 2014 00:00:00 -0000

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AMT299: Hitchhikers, Playgrounds, and your Husband's Secret Personal Trainer

Thu, 02 Oct 2014 11:33:00 -0000

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AMT298: Henry Hoover, 'Uptown Girl' and Being Shot In The Balls

Thu, 18 Sep 2014 09:55:00 -0000

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AMT297: Sea Monkeys, Peppers and 'Gobbing in the Pot'

Thu, 04 Sep 2014 09:37:00 -0000

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AMT296: The Great British Bake Off, Ballet and Gromit

Thu, 21 Aug 2014 11:08:00 -0000

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AMT295: Freshers' Week, The Genetic Lottery, and Human Meat

Thu, 07 Aug 2014 00:30:00 -0000

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AMT294: Bowling Shoes, Pole Vault and Nude Sunbathing

Thu, 24 Jul 2014 00:30:00 -0000

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AMT293: Viagra, Dead Rockstars and Horny Warlords

Thu, 03 Jul 2014 08:28:00 -0000

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AMT292: McDonald's Marriages, Toaster Trouble and Raccoon Poop

Thu, 19 Jun 2014 00:30:00 -0000

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AMT291: Bank Robbery, The Pope on Holiday, and Craig David's Toffee Crisps

Thu, 05 Jun 2014 10:40:00 -0000

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AMT290: Headphones, Groupon Dates, and Victoria Beckham

Thu, 22 May 2014 09:30:00 -0000

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AMT289: Americana, Pret a Manger, and what Ladies Do in the Bathroom

Thu, 08 May 2014 00:30:00 -0000

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AMT288: Communion Wafers, The $64,000 Question and the Mussels from Brussels

Thu, 24 Apr 2014 00:30:00 -0000

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AMT287: Hello Kitty, Snooze Buttons and Human Statues

Thu, 10 Apr 2014 00:30:00 -0000

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AMT286: Oktoberfest, Castles and the First Ever Naughty Film

Thu, 27 Mar 2014 10:32:00 -0000

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AMT285: Saloons, Natalie Imbruglia, and Magnolia

Thu, 13 Mar 2014 10:40:00 -0000

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AMT284: Ice Skating, Seal and Men Wearing Ladies' Knickers

Thu, 27 Feb 2014 00:30:00 -0000

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AMT283: Bruno Mars, the Duracell Bunny, and the sex life of Mr and Mrs Pepperpot

Thu, 13 Feb 2014 00:30:00 -0000

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AMT282: Mastermind, Coriander and Coffins

Thu, 30 Jan 2014 00:30:00 -0000

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AMT281: Ice Sculptures, Pubs and Cat Litter

Thu, 16 Jan 2014 08:10:00 -0000

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AMT280: Tinder, Men's Fashion and the Zoltar Machine

Thu, 28 Nov 2013 10:41:00 -0000

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AMT279: Hangovers, Grandparents and Stage Magic

Thu, 21 Nov 2013 00:30:00 -0000

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AMT278: Action Man, RomComs and Marmite

Thu, 14 Nov 2013 10:38:00 -0000

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AMT277: The Millennium Bug, Godparents and Pissing With Celebs

Thu, 31 Oct 2013 10:07:00 -0000

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AMT276: Pound Shops, Movember and Facts About Birmingham

Thu, 24 Oct 2013 09:29:00 -0000

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AMT275: The Colosseum, the British Museum and Helen Daniels's Paintings

Thu, 17 Oct 2013 09:55:00 -0000

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AMT274: Bourbon Biscuits, Scandal and Pat Sharp's Fun House

Thu, 10 Oct 2013 10:26:00 -0000

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AMT273: Planet Names, Michelin Guides and Rap Battles

Thu, 03 Oct 2013 08:31:00 -0000

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AMT272: Brie vs Camembert, Typical Aliens, and Bounty Bars

Thu, 19 Sep 2013 08:50:00 -0000

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AMT271: Elvis Lives (or doesn't), Cupcake Wars and the Parliamentary Mace

Thu, 12 Sep 2013 08:07:00 -0000

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AMT270: Ostrich Eggs, Gorilla Balls and Zombies

Thu, 05 Sep 2013 08:33:00 -0000

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AMT269: Troll Dolls, Murder Houses and Cats' Bums

Thu, 29 Aug 2013 08:09:00 -0000

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AMT268: Noah's Ark, Glacé Cherries and Barry Scott

Thu, 22 Aug 2013 09:22:00 -0000

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AMT267: Spiders, Father's Day and Virginity

Thu, 15 Aug 2013 00:30:00 -0000

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AMT266: The Queen's Gynaecologist, Backyard Burials, and Boob Jobs

Thu, 08 Aug 2013 09:00:00 -0000

The Queen's Gynaecologist, Backyard Burials, and Boob Jobs

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AMT265: Amazon, Straitjackets and Chips with Gravy

Thu, 01 Aug 2013 06:19:00 -0000

Amazon, Straitjackets and Chips with Gravy

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AMT264: Skee-Lo, Dead Dogs and Picnics

Thu, 25 Jul 2013 10:12:00 -0000

Skee-Lo, Dead Dogs and Picnics

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AMT263: Steampunks, le Tour de France, and ROYAL BABY MADNESS

Thu, 18 Jul 2013 00:30:00 -0000

Steampunks, le Tour de France, and ROYAL BABY MADNESS

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AMT262: Ice Cream Vans, Baseball Caps and the Wrath of the Hoff

Thu, 11 Jul 2013 08:45:00 -0000

Ice Cream Vans, Baseball Caps and the Wrath of the Hoff

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AMT261: Iced Coffee, Wimbledon and the Stoicism of Sheep

Thu, 13 Jun 2013 09:28:00 -0000

Iced Coffee, Wimbledon and the Stoicism of Sheep

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AMT260: Helium, Red Bull and Dressing to the Left

Thu, 06 Jun 2013 07:15:00 -0000

Helium, Red Bull and Dressing to the Left

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AMT259: Coke Bottles, Gentlemen's Clubs and Desert Island Discs

Thu, 30 May 2013 09:06:00 -0000

Coke Bottles, Gentlemen's Clubs and Desert Island Luxuries

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AMT258: Plant-Murder, Presents for Presidents, and Dumbo

Thu, 23 May 2013 00:30:00 -0000

Plant-Murder, Presents for Presidents, and Dumbo

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AMT257: Google Doodles, Polling Stations and Magpies

Thu, 16 May 2013 09:00:00 -0000

Google Doodles, Polling Stations and Magpies

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AMT256: Sea Lions, Hot Tubs and Dead Ducks

Thu, 09 May 2013 08:38:00 -0000

Sea Lions, Hot Tubs and Dead Ducks

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AMT255: Volvos, Bangs and the end of JLS

Thu, 02 May 2013 09:13:00 -0000

Volvos, Bangs and the end of JLS

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AMT254: Space Food, Artex and Goat Lungs

Thu, 25 Apr 2013 00:30:00 -0000

Space Food, Artex and Goat Lungs

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AMT253: Refreshers, Dead Rats and Giving People Wood

Thu, 18 Apr 2013 09:31:00 -0000

Refreshers, Dead Rats and Giving People Wood

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AMT252: with special guest Isy Suttie

Thu, 11 Apr 2013 00:30:00 -0000

with special guest Isy Suttie

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AMT251: Wikipedia, Morning Sickness and Arsenic in the Walls

Thu, 04 Apr 2013 00:30:00 -0000

Wikipedia, Morning Sickness and Arsenic in the Walls

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AMT250; Pizza Delivery, Fluffy Dice and the Pope's Sauna

Thu, 28 Mar 2013 00:30:00 -0000

Pizza Delivery, Fluffy Dice and the Pope's Sauna

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AMT249: The Fugitive, Umbrellas and Sweet and Sour Pork Balls

Thu, 07 Mar 2013 00:30:00 -0000

The Fugitive, Umbrellas and Sweet and Sour Pork Balls

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AMT248: Google Glass, Flu Camp and London, Ontario

Thu, 28 Feb 2013 00:30:00 -0000

Google Glass, Flu Camp and London, Ontario

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AMT247: Corgis, Armageddon and Bedroom Antics

Thu, 21 Feb 2013 00:30:00 -0000

Corgis, Armageddon and Bedroom Antics

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AMT246: Les Miserables Obsessions, Fortune-Teller Fish and Tongues

Thu, 14 Feb 2013 10:46:00 -0000

Les Miserables Obsessions, Fortune-Teller Fish and Tongues

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AMT245: Smells, Bouquets and Annie Lennox

Thu, 07 Feb 2013 00:30:00 -0000

Smells, Bouquets and Annie Lennox

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AMT244: Gherkins, Stolen Potatoes and Simon versus Garfunkel

Thu, 31 Jan 2013 00:30:00 -0000

Gherkins, Stolen Potatoes and Simon versus Garfunkel

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AMT243: Bow Ties, Monopoly and Onesies

Thu, 24 Jan 2013 00:30:00 -0000

Bow Ties, Monopoly and Onesies

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AMT242: Baby Photos, Diners and Fairground Goldfish

Thu, 17 Jan 2013 00:30:00 -0000

Baby Photos, Diners and Fairground Goldfish

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AMT241: Grand Designs, Conception and Jools Holland

Thu, 10 Jan 2013 00:30:00 -0000

Grand Designs, Conception and Jools Holland

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AMT240: Doughnuts, Bookshops, and Andy Warhol's Wig

Thu, 06 Dec 2012 09:02:00 -0000

Doughnuts, Bookshops, and Andy Warhol's Wig

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AMT239: Skydiving, Australian Christmas, and Spying on your Kids

Thu, 29 Nov 2012 00:30:00 -0000

Skydiving, Australian Christmas, and Spying on your Kids

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AMT238: Childbirth, TGI Friday's and Chico Time

Thu, 22 Nov 2012 09:56:00 -0000

Childbirth, TGI Friday's and Chico Time

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AMT237: Milkshake, Twix and Cousin Sex

Thu, 15 Nov 2012 00:30:00 -0000

Milkshake, Twix and Cousin Sex

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AMT236: Wet Bars, Flamenco and 1650-Year-Old Wine

Thu, 08 Nov 2012 00:30:00 -0000

Wet Bars, Flamenco and 1650-Year-Old Wine

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AMT235: James Bond's Martinis, Horse Fluffers and Appendectomies in Antarctica

Thu, 01 Nov 2012 09:34:00 -0000

James Bond's Martinis, Horse Fluffers and Appendectomies in Antarctica

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AMT234: Citizen Kane, the Rolling Stones' Hair, and Hercule Poirot's Pants

Thu, 25 Oct 2012 08:40:00 -0000

Citizen Kane, the Rolling Stones' Hair, and Hercule Poirot's Pants

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AMT233: Divas, the Industrial Revolution, and Sporks

Thu, 18 Oct 2012 00:30:00 -0000

Divas, the Industrial Revolution, and Sporks

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AMT232: Personal Massagers, Maths Cheats and Hotel Bathrooms

Thu, 11 Oct 2012 07:05:00 -0000

Personal Massagers, Maths Cheats and Hotel Bathrooms

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AMT231: Pringles, Baby Showers and Special K

Thu, 04 Oct 2012 00:30:00 -0000

Pringles, Baby Showers and Special K

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AMT230: Court Artists, One Direction, and Joseph Gordon-Levitt

Thu, 27 Sep 2012 08:47:00 -0000

Court Artists, One Direction, and Joseph Gordon-Levitt

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AMT229: The Tooth Fairy, Tom and Jerry, and Digestive Biscuits

Thu, 20 Sep 2012 08:59:00 -0000

The Tooth Fairy, Tom and Jerry, and Digestive Biscuits

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AMT228: Bryan Adams, Bizarre B&Bs and Angela Lansbury

Thu, 16 Aug 2012 08:48:00 -0000

Bryan Adams, Bizarre B&Bs and Angela Lansbury

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AMT227: Vatican Olympians, Carbonara and Zooey Deschanel

Thu, 09 Aug 2012 00:30:00 -0000

Vatican Olympians, Carbonara and Zooey Deschanel

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AMT226: Captain Hook, Pyrotechnics and the Return of Gordon Ramsay

Thu, 02 Aug 2012 00:30:00 -0000

Captain Hook, Pyrotechnics and the Return of Gordon Ramsay

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AMT225: Timbuktu, Danny Boyle, and the Phantom of the Opera

Thu, 26 Jul 2012 07:52:00 -0000

Timbuktu, Danny Boyle, and the Phantom of the Opera

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AMT224: Caffeine, Kissing and the Women's Institute

Thu, 19 Jul 2012 10:45:00 -0000

Caffeine, Kissing and the Women's Institute

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AMT223: Cain and Abel, Curry Houses, and that bitch Tinkerbell

Thu, 12 Jul 2012 00:30:00 -0000

Cain and Abel, Curry Houses, and that bitch Tinkerbell

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AMT222: Brighton, Battersea Power Station, and Fudge

Thu, 05 Jul 2012 00:00:00 -0000

Brighton, Battersea Power Station, and Fudge

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AMT221: The Owl and the Pussycat, Bridesmaids and Pole Dancing

Thu, 28 Jun 2012 09:47:00 -0000

The Owl and the Pussycat, Bridesmaids and Pole Dancing

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AMT220: Spin the Bottle, Salad and the Electric Chair

Thu, 21 Jun 2012 08:38:00 -0000

Spin the Bottle, Salad and the Electric Chair

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AMT219: Bomb Shelters, Ceefax, and Saucy Playing Cards

Thu, 14 Jun 2012 00:00:00 -0000

Bomb Shelters, Ceefax, and Saucy Playing Cards

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AMT218: Teletubbies, Embarrassing Bodies and Fifty Shades of Grey

Thu, 07 Jun 2012 08:51:00 -0000

Teletubbies, Embarrassing Bodies and Fifty Shades of Grey

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AMT217: Sunburn, Chinos and Singin' In the Milk

Thu, 31 May 2012 10:15:00 -0000

Sunburn, Chinos and Singin' In the Milk

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AMT216: Keeping Up Appearances, Non-Alcoholic Beer, and Grapes

Thu, 24 May 2012 07:33:00 -0000

Keeping Up Appearances, Non-Alcoholic Beer, and Grapes

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AMT215: Monks, LMFAO and Footballers' Hair

Thu, 17 May 2012 10:29:00 -0000

Monks, LMFAO and Footballers' Hair

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AMT214: Downing Street, Superglue and Forgetting Sarah Marshall

Thu, 10 May 2012 09:34:00 -0000

Downing Street, Superglue and Forgetting Sarah Marshall

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AMT213: Mounted Police, Greek Yoghurt, and Steve Jobs Style

Thu, 03 May 2012 00:30:00 -0000

Mounted Police, Greek Yoghurt, and Steve Jobs Style

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AMT212: Agas, Leonard Nimoy and Glorious Technicolor

Thu, 26 Apr 2012 10:27:00 -0000

Agas, Leonard Nimoy and Glorious Technicolor

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AMT211: Pirate Weddings, Sexy Bumblebees, and Müller Yogurt

Thu, 19 Apr 2012 08:38:00 -0000

Pirate Weddings, Sexy Bumblebees, and Müller Yogurt

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AMT210: Sham Marriage, Giant Sculptures and Rockstars vs. Televisions

Thu, 22 Mar 2012 00:00:00 -0000

Sham Marriage, Giant Sculptures and Rockstars vs. Televisions

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AMT209: Trojans, Hearses and Christian Barbecues

Thu, 15 Mar 2012 00:00:00 -0000

Trojans, Hearses and Christian Barbecues

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AMT208: Big Bird, Toothpaste and the Earl of Sandwich

Thu, 08 Mar 2012 10:37:00 -0000

Big Bird, Toothpaste and the Earl of Sandwich

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AMT207: Ping-Pong, Gabrielle's Eyepatch, and Babyccino

Thu, 01 Mar 2012 10:23:00 -0000

Ping-Pong, Gabrielle's Eyepatch, and Babyccino

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AMT206: with special guest Jackie Mason

Thu, 23 Feb 2012 09:54:00 -0000

with special guest Jackie Mason

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AMT205: Scarecrows, Traffic Lights and Naked Shame

Thu, 16 Feb 2012 09:17:00 -0000

Scarecrows, Traffic Lights and Naked Shame

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AMT204: Inspector Morse, TV Weather, and Accidental Sexting

Thu, 09 Feb 2012 00:00:00 -0000

Inspector Morse, TV Weather, and Accidental Sexting

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AMT203: Horrible Fiances, Apples and Bowler Hats

Thu, 02 Feb 2012 00:00:00 -0000

Horrible Fiances, Apples and Bowler Hats

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AMT202: Leap Years, Teddy Boys and Andy McNab

Thu, 26 Jan 2012 00:00:00 -0000

Leap Years, Teddy Boys and Andy McNab

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AMT201: Fry and Laurie, Moon Ownership, and Ready Steady Cook

Thu, 19 Jan 2012 00:00:00 -0000

Fry and Laurie, Moon Ownership, and Ready Steady Cook

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