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    <title>The Shallow End</title>
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    <copyright>© 2023 Eleven Eleven llc.</copyright>
    <description>From the Webby Award-winning creators of The Box Of Oddities Podcast comes The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth.
Friends since childhood, Lindsay Schnebly and Jethro Gilligan Toth have always shared a love for stories of people doing ridiculously dumb things. They found it wildly amusing as young boys. They still do today. This is your invitation to pour a strong drink and join them for true stories that are tragically hilarious.</description>
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    <itunes:summary>From the Webby Award-winning creators of The Box Of Oddities Podcast comes The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth.
Friends since childhood, Lindsay Schnebly and Jethro Gilligan Toth have always shared a love for stories of people doing ridiculously dumb things. They found it wildly amusing as young boys. They still do today. This is your invitation to pour a strong drink and join them for true stories that are tragically hilarious.</itunes:summary>
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      <![CDATA[<p>From the Webby Award-winning creators of The Box Of Oddities Podcast comes The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth.</p><p>Friends since childhood, Lindsay Schnebly and Jethro Gilligan Toth have always shared a love for stories of people doing ridiculously dumb things. They found it wildly amusing as young boys. They still do today. This is your invitation to pour a strong drink and join them for true stories that are tragically hilarious.</p>]]>
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      <itunes:name>John Elliott and Lindsay Schnebly</itunes:name>
      <itunes:email>Lifeguard@shallowendpodcast.com</itunes:email>
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      <title>205: Cowboy Bob &amp; the Backyard Ballistics Disaster</title>
      <description>What do a legendary bank robber in disguise and a backyard “experiment” gone catastrophically wrong have in common? They both belong squarely in The Shallow End.

In Episode 205, the boys dive into the unbelievable true story of Peggy Jo Tallas—better known as “Cowboy Bob”—a free-spirited Texas woman who reinvented herself as a bearded outlaw and pulled off a string of bank robberies so smooth they baffled even seasoned FBI investigators. But beneath the disguises and daring escapes lies a deeper story about restlessness, identity, and the dangers of a life that feels too small. 

Then, in a sharp turn toward the absurd (and painfully unforgettable), we head to Salina, Kansas, where one man’s curiosity leads to a question no one should ever ask: what happens if you shoot a live bullet… with a pellet gun? The answer is exactly as bad as you’re imagining—and somehow worse. 

Plus, a listener email that proves kids, treehouses, and plastic grocery bags should never mix—and why some life lessons only come after gravity gets involved.

If you love true crime, bizarre history, dumb criminal behavior, and stories that make you laugh while instinctively crossing your legs, this episode is for you.

In this episode:


  
The shocking true identity of “Cowboy Bob”


  
One of the strangest bank robbery careers in Texas history


  
A DIY science experiment that went disastrously wrong


  
Listener story: A childhood stunt that almost worked… until it didn’t



Pour yourself something strong and remember: curiosity may fuel innovation—but sometimes it just lands you in the ER.




Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 22 Apr 2026 04:01:00 -0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:author>Schnebly and Toth</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle/>
      <itunes:summary>What do a legendary bank robber in disguise and a backyard “experiment” gone catastrophically wrong have in common? They both belong squarely in The Shallow End.

In Episode 205, the boys dive into the unbelievable true story of Peggy Jo Tallas—better known as “Cowboy Bob”—a free-spirited Texas woman who reinvented herself as a bearded outlaw and pulled off a string of bank robberies so smooth they baffled even seasoned FBI investigators. But beneath the disguises and daring escapes lies a deeper story about restlessness, identity, and the dangers of a life that feels too small. 

Then, in a sharp turn toward the absurd (and painfully unforgettable), we head to Salina, Kansas, where one man’s curiosity leads to a question no one should ever ask: what happens if you shoot a live bullet… with a pellet gun? The answer is exactly as bad as you’re imagining—and somehow worse. 

Plus, a listener email that proves kids, treehouses, and plastic grocery bags should never mix—and why some life lessons only come after gravity gets involved.

If you love true crime, bizarre history, dumb criminal behavior, and stories that make you laugh while instinctively crossing your legs, this episode is for you.

In this episode:


  
The shocking true identity of “Cowboy Bob”


  
One of the strangest bank robbery careers in Texas history


  
A DIY science experiment that went disastrously wrong


  
Listener story: A childhood stunt that almost worked… until it didn’t



Pour yourself something strong and remember: curiosity may fuel innovation—but sometimes it just lands you in the ER.




Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>What do a legendary bank robber in disguise and a backyard “experiment” gone catastrophically wrong have in common? They both belong squarely in <strong>The Shallow End</strong>.</p>
<p>In Episode 205, the boys dive into the unbelievable true story of Peggy Jo Tallas—better known as “Cowboy Bob”—a free-spirited Texas woman who reinvented herself as a bearded outlaw and pulled off a string of bank robberies so smooth they baffled even seasoned FBI investigators. But beneath the disguises and daring escapes lies a deeper story about restlessness, identity, and the dangers of a life that feels too small. </p>
<p>Then, in a sharp turn toward the absurd (and painfully unforgettable), we head to Salina, Kansas, where one man’s curiosity leads to a question no one should ever ask: what happens if you shoot a live bullet… with a pellet gun? The answer is exactly as bad as you’re imagining—and somehow worse. </p>
<p>Plus, a listener email that proves kids, treehouses, and plastic grocery bags should never mix—and why some life lessons only come after gravity gets involved.</p>
<p>If you love true crime, bizarre history, dumb criminal behavior, and stories that make you laugh while instinctively crossing your legs, this episode is for you.</p>
<p><strong>In this episode:</strong></p>
<ul>
  <li>
The shocking true identity of “Cowboy Bob”
</li>
  <li>
One of the strangest bank robbery careers in Texas history
</li>
  <li>
A DIY science experiment that went disastrously wrong
</li>
  <li>
Listener story: A childhood stunt that almost worked… until it didn’t
</li>
</ul>
<p>Pour yourself something strong and remember: curiosity may fuel innovation—but sometimes it just lands you in the ER.</p>
<p><br></p>
<p><br></p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>1950</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>204: Counterfeit Chaos &amp; Diamond Disasters</title>
      <description>What do a counterfeit cash scheme, a Target return counter, and a doomed diamond heist have in common? Absolutely terrible decision-making—and that’s exactly what’s waiting for you in this episode of The Shallow End.

JG and Lindsay dive headfirst into two wildly absurd true crime stories that prove sometimes the biggest threat to criminals… is themselves. First, a man in Augusta, Georgia attempts to return a printer—only to accidentally leave behind sheets of freshly printed counterfeit money inside. What follows is a slow-motion unraveling of one of the least thought-out crimes imaginable, all thanks to a diligent retail employee and one very talkative machine. 

Then, things somehow get even worse. Meet Leroy and Marcy, two aspiring jewel thieves whose meticulously unmeticulously planned heist ends with smashed glass, a panicked escape, and a fateful elevator ride straight into disaster. With stolen diamond rings, a broken getaway plan, and one unforgettable attempt to hide evidence (yes… inside a human body), this story spirals into one of the most spectacularly botched robberies you’ll ever hear. 

Along the way, the team shares outrageous customer service horror stories—including attempted double refunds, questionable return logic, and the kind of retail chaos that makes you wonder how humanity functions at all.

This episode is packed with laugh-out-loud moments, unbelievable true stories, and a reminder that crime doesn’t pay… especially when you forget the evidence in the printer.

In this episode:


  
A counterfeit operation undone by a simple return


  
A jewelry heist foiled by… an elevator


  
Real-life retail stories that defy logic


  
Dumb decisions, instant consequences, and comedy gold



If you love hilarious true crime, ridiculous criminals, and stories that make you feel just a little bit smarter by comparison, this episode is for you.

Listen now—and remember: make good choices… your life might depend on it.


Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 15 Apr 2026 04:01:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Schnebly and Toth</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle/>
      <itunes:summary>What do a counterfeit cash scheme, a Target return counter, and a doomed diamond heist have in common? Absolutely terrible decision-making—and that’s exactly what’s waiting for you in this episode of The Shallow End.

JG and Lindsay dive headfirst into two wildly absurd true crime stories that prove sometimes the biggest threat to criminals… is themselves. First, a man in Augusta, Georgia attempts to return a printer—only to accidentally leave behind sheets of freshly printed counterfeit money inside. What follows is a slow-motion unraveling of one of the least thought-out crimes imaginable, all thanks to a diligent retail employee and one very talkative machine. 

Then, things somehow get even worse. Meet Leroy and Marcy, two aspiring jewel thieves whose meticulously unmeticulously planned heist ends with smashed glass, a panicked escape, and a fateful elevator ride straight into disaster. With stolen diamond rings, a broken getaway plan, and one unforgettable attempt to hide evidence (yes… inside a human body), this story spirals into one of the most spectacularly botched robberies you’ll ever hear. 

Along the way, the team shares outrageous customer service horror stories—including attempted double refunds, questionable return logic, and the kind of retail chaos that makes you wonder how humanity functions at all.

This episode is packed with laugh-out-loud moments, unbelievable true stories, and a reminder that crime doesn’t pay… especially when you forget the evidence in the printer.

In this episode:


  
A counterfeit operation undone by a simple return


  
A jewelry heist foiled by… an elevator


  
Real-life retail stories that defy logic


  
Dumb decisions, instant consequences, and comedy gold



If you love hilarious true crime, ridiculous criminals, and stories that make you feel just a little bit smarter by comparison, this episode is for you.

Listen now—and remember: make good choices… your life might depend on it.


Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>What do a counterfeit cash scheme, a Target return counter, and a doomed diamond heist have in common? Absolutely terrible decision-making—and that’s exactly what’s waiting for you in this episode of <em>The Shallow End</em>.</p>
<p>JG and Lindsay dive headfirst into two wildly absurd true crime stories that prove sometimes the biggest threat to criminals… is themselves. First, a man in Augusta, Georgia attempts to return a printer—only to accidentally leave behind sheets of freshly printed counterfeit money inside. What follows is a slow-motion unraveling of one of the least thought-out crimes imaginable, all thanks to a diligent retail employee and one very talkative machine. </p>
<p>Then, things somehow get even worse. Meet Leroy and Marcy, two aspiring jewel thieves whose meticulously <em>unmeticulously</em> planned heist ends with smashed glass, a panicked escape, and a fateful elevator ride straight into disaster. With stolen diamond rings, a broken getaway plan, and one unforgettable attempt to hide evidence (yes… <em>inside</em> a human body), this story spirals into one of the most spectacularly botched robberies you’ll ever hear. </p>
<p>Along the way, the team shares outrageous customer service horror stories—including attempted double refunds, questionable return logic, and the kind of retail chaos that makes you wonder how humanity functions at all.</p>
<p>This episode is packed with laugh-out-loud moments, unbelievable true stories, and a reminder that crime doesn’t pay… especially when you forget the evidence in the printer.</p>
<p><strong>In this episode:</strong></p>
<ul>
  <li>
A counterfeit operation undone by a simple return
</li>
  <li>
A jewelry heist foiled by… an elevator
</li>
  <li>
Real-life retail stories that defy logic
</li>
  <li>
Dumb decisions, instant consequences, and comedy gold
</li>
</ul>
<p>If you love hilarious true crime, ridiculous criminals, and stories that make you feel just a little bit smarter by comparison, this episode is for you.</p>
<p><strong>Listen now—and remember: make good choices… your life might depend on it.</strong></p>
<p><br></p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>2356</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>203: Diesel Fumes And Nazi Sweat</title>
      <description>Because even chaos takes a holiday… It’s a Shallow End classic.

Due to Easter weekend, we’re cracking open the vault and re-releasing one of our all-time favorite episodes—and trust us, it’s worth resurrecting.

JG dives headfirst (as one does) into the spectacularly ridiculous sinking of a World War II Nazi U-Boat—because sometimes history isn’t just tragic… It’s unintentionally hilarious. Meanwhile, Lindsay asks an important question that absolutely no one should be qualified to answer: Can you coach a Little League team all the way to the World Series… and still find time to rob 13 banks? (Spoiler: apparently, yes.)

It’s incompetence, ambition, bad decisions, and baffling life choices—all wrapped up in one beautifully broken episode.

If any defects in this episode are discovered, do not attempt to repair them yourself. Please return to an authorized Shallow End service center… or just laugh and let it happen.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 08 Apr 2026 04:01:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Schnebly and Toth</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle/>
      <itunes:summary>Because even chaos takes a holiday… It’s a Shallow End classic.

Due to Easter weekend, we’re cracking open the vault and re-releasing one of our all-time favorite episodes—and trust us, it’s worth resurrecting.

JG dives headfirst (as one does) into the spectacularly ridiculous sinking of a World War II Nazi U-Boat—because sometimes history isn’t just tragic… It’s unintentionally hilarious. Meanwhile, Lindsay asks an important question that absolutely no one should be qualified to answer: Can you coach a Little League team all the way to the World Series… and still find time to rob 13 banks? (Spoiler: apparently, yes.)

It’s incompetence, ambition, bad decisions, and baffling life choices—all wrapped up in one beautifully broken episode.

If any defects in this episode are discovered, do not attempt to repair them yourself. Please return to an authorized Shallow End service center… or just laugh and let it happen.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>Because even chaos takes a holiday… It’s a Shallow End classic.</p>
<p>Due to Easter weekend, we’re cracking open the vault and re-releasing one of our all-time favorite episodes—and trust us, it’s worth resurrecting.</p>
<p>JG dives headfirst (as one does) into the spectacularly ridiculous sinking of a World War II Nazi U-Boat—because sometimes history isn’t just tragic… It’s unintentionally hilarious. Meanwhile, Lindsay asks an important question that absolutely no one should be qualified to answer: Can you coach a Little League team all the way to the World Series… and still find time to rob 13 banks? (Spoiler: apparently, yes.)</p>
<p>It’s incompetence, ambition, bad decisions, and baffling life choices—all wrapped up in one beautifully broken episode.</p>
<p>If any defects in this episode are discovered, do not attempt to repair them yourself. Please return to an authorized Shallow End service center… or just laugh and let it happen.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>2086</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>202: The “Maybe Don’t Do That” Episode</title>
      <description>What happens when criminals make every possible wrong decision… and then double down?

In this episode of The Shallow End, we dive headfirst into a series of real-life stories that prove you don’t need a mastermind to commit a crime—sometimes all you need is spectacularly bad judgment.

First, meet Darren Kimpton—a burglar having what can only be described as an aggressively terrible day. After botching one break-in and leaving behind a literal trail of blood (yes, DNA included), he decides the logical next step is… to try again. What follows is less of a crime and more of a live-action surrender.

Then, things shift from clumsy crime to courtroom chaos. A woman named Kimberly Carroll attempts to attend a virtual court hearing via Zoom—while driving. What unfolds is a painfully awkward, wildly viral moment involving a skeptical judge, a very obvious lie, and one of the most expensive car rides imaginable.

Plus, listener stories that will make you question how anyone boards the wrong plane—and doesn’t realize it until takeoff.

This episode is packed with:


  
Dumb criminal fails (the kind that practically solve themselves)



  
Viral courtroom moments you have to hear to believe



  
Absurd real-life stories that feel scripted… but aren’t



  
The kind of humor that makes you grateful you’re not that person




If you love true crime with a comedic twist, unbelievable real-life mishaps, and stories where everything goes wrong in the most entertaining way possible—welcome to The Shallow End.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 01 Apr 2026 04:01:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Schnebly and Toth</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle/>
      <itunes:summary>What happens when criminals make every possible wrong decision… and then double down?

In this episode of The Shallow End, we dive headfirst into a series of real-life stories that prove you don’t need a mastermind to commit a crime—sometimes all you need is spectacularly bad judgment.

First, meet Darren Kimpton—a burglar having what can only be described as an aggressively terrible day. After botching one break-in and leaving behind a literal trail of blood (yes, DNA included), he decides the logical next step is… to try again. What follows is less of a crime and more of a live-action surrender.

Then, things shift from clumsy crime to courtroom chaos. A woman named Kimberly Carroll attempts to attend a virtual court hearing via Zoom—while driving. What unfolds is a painfully awkward, wildly viral moment involving a skeptical judge, a very obvious lie, and one of the most expensive car rides imaginable.

Plus, listener stories that will make you question how anyone boards the wrong plane—and doesn’t realize it until takeoff.

This episode is packed with:


  
Dumb criminal fails (the kind that practically solve themselves)



  
Viral courtroom moments you have to hear to believe



  
Absurd real-life stories that feel scripted… but aren’t



  
The kind of humor that makes you grateful you’re not that person




If you love true crime with a comedic twist, unbelievable real-life mishaps, and stories where everything goes wrong in the most entertaining way possible—welcome to The Shallow End.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>What happens when criminals make <em>every possible wrong decision</em>… and then double down?</p>
<p>In this episode of <strong>The Shallow End</strong>, we dive headfirst into a series of real-life stories that prove you don’t need a mastermind to commit a crime—sometimes all you need is spectacularly bad judgment.</p>
<p>First, meet Darren Kimpton—a burglar having what can only be described as an aggressively terrible day. After botching one break-in and leaving behind a literal trail of blood (yes, DNA included), he decides the logical next step is… to try again. What follows is less of a crime and more of a live-action surrender.</p>
<p>Then, things shift from clumsy crime to courtroom chaos. A woman named Kimberly Carroll attempts to attend a virtual court hearing via Zoom—while driving. What unfolds is a painfully awkward, wildly viral moment involving a skeptical judge, a very obvious lie, and one of the most expensive car rides imaginable.</p>
<p>Plus, listener stories that will make you question how anyone boards the wrong plane—and doesn’t realize it until takeoff.</p>
<p>This episode is packed with:</p>
<ul>
  <li>
<p>Dumb criminal fails (the kind that practically solve themselves)</p>
</li>
  <li>
<p>Viral courtroom moments you have to hear to believe</p>
</li>
  <li>
<p>Absurd real-life stories that feel scripted… but aren’t</p>
</li>
  <li>
<p>The kind of humor that makes you grateful you’re not <em>that</em> person</p>
</li>
</ul>
<p>If you love true crime with a comedic twist, unbelievable real-life mishaps, and stories where everything goes wrong in the most entertaining way possible—welcome to <strong>The Shallow End</strong>.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>201: Karaoke Night → Gunfire (Because Florida)</title>
      <description>What starts as a routine flight out of Mogadishu turns into one of the strangest “instant karma” stories you’ll ever hear… when a man in a wheelchair boards a plane with a deadly secret—and what happens next defies every expectation. This is a true story of chaos, survival, and a twist so unbelievable it sounds fictional… but isn’t.

Then, we head to Clearwater, Florida—because of course we do—where a karaoke night goes completely off the rails. One man waits patiently for his moment in the spotlight… until a broken karaoke machine pushes him into a decision that lands him in handcuffs instead of the chorus.

Plus: a listener story featuring a literal “Rick Roll” (gravity-assisted), and a reminder that sometimes the most dangerous place on Earth… is an open mic night.

In this episode:


  
A real-life airplane bombing attempt with a bizarre outcome



  
A Florida karaoke meltdown involving a gun (yes, really)



  
Listener humiliation at a Rick Astley concert



  
The fine line between performance art and public disaster




If you love true dumb criminal stories, unbelievable real-life events, and dark humor with a twist of “what did I just hear?”—welcome back to The Shallow End.


Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 25 Mar 2026 04:01:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Schnebly and Toth</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle/>
      <itunes:summary>What starts as a routine flight out of Mogadishu turns into one of the strangest “instant karma” stories you’ll ever hear… when a man in a wheelchair boards a plane with a deadly secret—and what happens next defies every expectation. This is a true story of chaos, survival, and a twist so unbelievable it sounds fictional… but isn’t.

Then, we head to Clearwater, Florida—because of course we do—where a karaoke night goes completely off the rails. One man waits patiently for his moment in the spotlight… until a broken karaoke machine pushes him into a decision that lands him in handcuffs instead of the chorus.

Plus: a listener story featuring a literal “Rick Roll” (gravity-assisted), and a reminder that sometimes the most dangerous place on Earth… is an open mic night.

In this episode:


  
A real-life airplane bombing attempt with a bizarre outcome



  
A Florida karaoke meltdown involving a gun (yes, really)



  
Listener humiliation at a Rick Astley concert



  
The fine line between performance art and public disaster




If you love true dumb criminal stories, unbelievable real-life events, and dark humor with a twist of “what did I just hear?”—welcome back to The Shallow End.


Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>What starts as a routine flight out of Mogadishu turns into one of the strangest “instant karma” stories you’ll ever hear… when a man in a wheelchair boards a plane with a deadly secret—and what happens next defies every expectation. This is a true story of chaos, survival, and a twist so unbelievable it sounds fictional… but isn’t.</p>
<p>Then, we head to Clearwater, Florida—because of course we do—where a karaoke night goes completely off the rails. One man waits patiently for his moment in the spotlight… until a broken karaoke machine pushes him into a decision that lands him in handcuffs instead of the chorus.</p>
<p>Plus: a listener story featuring a literal “Rick Roll” (gravity-assisted), and a reminder that sometimes the most dangerous place on Earth… is an open mic night.</p>
<p><strong>In this episode:</strong></p>
<ul>
  <li>
<p>A real-life airplane bombing attempt with a bizarre outcome</p>
</li>
  <li>
<p>A Florida karaoke meltdown involving a gun (yes, really)</p>
</li>
  <li>
<p>Listener humiliation at a Rick Astley concert</p>
</li>
  <li>
<p>The fine line between performance art and public disaster</p>
</li>
</ul>
<p>If you love true dumb criminal stories, unbelievable real-life events, and dark humor with a twist of “what did I just hear?”—welcome back to <strong>The Shallow End</strong>.</p>
<p><br></p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>200: Better Photo, Worse Outcome</title>
      <description>Episode 200 dives headfirst into the absurd with a milestone celebration you won’t forget—whether you want to or not. From a hilariously ill-conceived ‘nude episode’ kickoff to a real-life criminal mastermind who tried to improve his own wanted poster with a better selfie, this installment is packed with bizarre true stories, dumb decisions, and the kind of strange-but-true moments that define The Shallow End.

You’ll hear about a fugitive who critiqued his own mugshot (and helped police catch him), a cyclist whose road rage backfired spectacularly thanks to dashcam footage, and the everyday weirdness that turns minor incidents into unforgettable chaos.

If you love ridiculous crimes, unbelievable true stories, and laugh-out-loud commentary on human behavior, this episode delivers. Jump in—just maybe keep your pants on.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 18 Mar 2026 04:01:00 -0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:subtitle/>
      <itunes:summary>Episode 200 dives headfirst into the absurd with a milestone celebration you won’t forget—whether you want to or not. From a hilariously ill-conceived ‘nude episode’ kickoff to a real-life criminal mastermind who tried to improve his own wanted poster with a better selfie, this installment is packed with bizarre true stories, dumb decisions, and the kind of strange-but-true moments that define The Shallow End.

You’ll hear about a fugitive who critiqued his own mugshot (and helped police catch him), a cyclist whose road rage backfired spectacularly thanks to dashcam footage, and the everyday weirdness that turns minor incidents into unforgettable chaos.

If you love ridiculous crimes, unbelievable true stories, and laugh-out-loud commentary on human behavior, this episode delivers. Jump in—just maybe keep your pants on.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Episode 200 dives headfirst into the absurd with a milestone celebration you won’t forget—whether you want to or not. From a hilariously ill-conceived ‘nude episode’ kickoff to a real-life criminal mastermind who tried to improve his own wanted poster with a better selfie, this installment is packed with bizarre true stories, dumb decisions, and the kind of strange-but-true moments that define The Shallow End.</p>
<p>You’ll hear about a fugitive who critiqued his own mugshot (and helped police catch him), a cyclist whose road rage backfired spectacularly thanks to dashcam footage, and the everyday weirdness that turns minor incidents into unforgettable chaos.</p>
<p>If you love ridiculous crimes, unbelievable true stories, and laugh-out-loud commentary on human behavior, this episode delivers. Jump in—just maybe keep your pants on.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>199: The Tablecloth Car Thief</title>
      <description>On this episode of The Shallow End, the guys dive headfirst into two stories that prove reality is often stranger—and far funnier—than fiction. First, a bizarre crime spree in Gwinnett County, Georgia where a man allegedly attempted a series of car thefts while wearing nothing but a tablecloth and fuzzy blue slippers, turning a routine police chase into one of the strangest wardrobe choices in criminal history. Then the conversation shifts to a surprisingly controversial business experiment in New Jersey, where Girl Scout cookies were briefly sold outside a cannabis dispensary, creating the perfect collision between entrepreneurial scouts and customers experiencing the legendary munchies. Add listener mail about unfortunate names and the hosts’ signature humor, and you’ve got a hilarious mix of weird news, bizarre crimes, strange stories, and odd moments from everyday life that only The Shallow End could deliver.


Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 11 Mar 2026 04:01:00 -0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:subtitle/>
      <itunes:summary>On this episode of The Shallow End, the guys dive headfirst into two stories that prove reality is often stranger—and far funnier—than fiction. First, a bizarre crime spree in Gwinnett County, Georgia where a man allegedly attempted a series of car thefts while wearing nothing but a tablecloth and fuzzy blue slippers, turning a routine police chase into one of the strangest wardrobe choices in criminal history. Then the conversation shifts to a surprisingly controversial business experiment in New Jersey, where Girl Scout cookies were briefly sold outside a cannabis dispensary, creating the perfect collision between entrepreneurial scouts and customers experiencing the legendary munchies. Add listener mail about unfortunate names and the hosts’ signature humor, and you’ve got a hilarious mix of weird news, bizarre crimes, strange stories, and odd moments from everyday life that only The Shallow End could deliver.


Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>On this episode of <strong>The Shallow End</strong>, the guys dive headfirst into two stories that prove reality is often stranger—and far funnier—than fiction. First, a bizarre crime spree in <strong>Gwinnett County, Georgia</strong> where a man allegedly attempted a series of car thefts while wearing nothing but a <strong>tablecloth and fuzzy blue slippers</strong>, turning a routine police chase into one of the strangest wardrobe choices in criminal history. Then the conversation shifts to a surprisingly controversial business experiment in <strong>New Jersey</strong>, where <strong>Girl Scout cookies</strong> were briefly sold outside a <strong>cannabis dispensary</strong>, creating the perfect collision between entrepreneurial scouts and customers experiencing the legendary <strong>munchies</strong>. Add listener mail about unfortunate names and the hosts’ signature humor, and you’ve got a hilarious mix of <strong>weird news, bizarre crimes, strange stories, and odd moments from everyday life</strong> that only The Shallow End could deliver.</p>
<p><br></p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>198: Super Extreme DUI and the Serial Airline Stowaway</title>
      <description>In this episode of The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth, two unbelievable real-life stories prove that sometimes the most ridiculous headlines are absolutely true.

First, we head to Skull Valley, Arizona, where a sheriff’s deputy responds to a strange crash and discovers a driver who insists he’s “totally perfect”… despite crashing into a guardrail and somehow getting his finger stuck inside a can of White Claw hard seltzer. The situation only gets worse when authorities determine the driver is well beyond the legal alcohol limit—earning himself one of Arizona’s rare “super extreme DUI” charges. It’s a bizarre collision of questionable decisions, desert highways, and the world’s least helpful beverage container. 

Then the story shifts from roadside chaos to the friendly skies with the surreal case of Svetlana Dali, a woman who has repeatedly managed to board international flights without a ticket, boarding pass, or passport. Yes—she simply blended into boarding groups and walked onto planes headed across the Atlantic. Not once… but multiple times. How does someone bypass airport security, TSA checkpoints, and airline gate agents to become a transatlantic stowaway? The answer may reveal something deeply strange about how security—and human behavior—actually works.

Along the way, Schnebly and Toth wander into their usual philosophical territory, including why airports make perfectly innocent travelers feel like criminals, how confidence can get you almost anywhere, and why every trip through TSA feels like a scene from a dystopian thriller.

From White Claw–related highway chaos to international airline stowaways, this episode explores the strange places where human behavior meets unbelievable circumstance.

Welcome to The Shallow End, where true stories prove that reality is often stranger—and far funnier—than fiction.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 04 Mar 2026 05:01:00 -0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:author>Schnebly and Toth</itunes:author>
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      <itunes:summary>In this episode of The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth, two unbelievable real-life stories prove that sometimes the most ridiculous headlines are absolutely true.

First, we head to Skull Valley, Arizona, where a sheriff’s deputy responds to a strange crash and discovers a driver who insists he’s “totally perfect”… despite crashing into a guardrail and somehow getting his finger stuck inside a can of White Claw hard seltzer. The situation only gets worse when authorities determine the driver is well beyond the legal alcohol limit—earning himself one of Arizona’s rare “super extreme DUI” charges. It’s a bizarre collision of questionable decisions, desert highways, and the world’s least helpful beverage container. 

Then the story shifts from roadside chaos to the friendly skies with the surreal case of Svetlana Dali, a woman who has repeatedly managed to board international flights without a ticket, boarding pass, or passport. Yes—she simply blended into boarding groups and walked onto planes headed across the Atlantic. Not once… but multiple times. How does someone bypass airport security, TSA checkpoints, and airline gate agents to become a transatlantic stowaway? The answer may reveal something deeply strange about how security—and human behavior—actually works.

Along the way, Schnebly and Toth wander into their usual philosophical territory, including why airports make perfectly innocent travelers feel like criminals, how confidence can get you almost anywhere, and why every trip through TSA feels like a scene from a dystopian thriller.

From White Claw–related highway chaos to international airline stowaways, this episode explores the strange places where human behavior meets unbelievable circumstance.

Welcome to The Shallow End, where true stories prove that reality is often stranger—and far funnier—than fiction.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>In this episode of <strong>The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth</strong>, two unbelievable real-life stories prove that sometimes the most ridiculous headlines are absolutely true.</p>
<p>First, we head to <strong>Skull Valley, Arizona</strong>, where a sheriff’s deputy responds to a strange crash and discovers a driver who insists he’s “totally perfect”… despite crashing into a guardrail and somehow getting his <strong>finger stuck inside a can of White Claw hard seltzer</strong>. The situation only gets worse when authorities determine the driver is well beyond the legal alcohol limit—earning himself one of Arizona’s rare <strong>“super extreme DUI” charges</strong>. It’s a bizarre collision of questionable decisions, desert highways, and the world’s least helpful beverage container. </p>
<p>Then the story shifts from roadside chaos to the friendly skies with the surreal case of <strong>Svetlana Dali</strong>, a woman who has repeatedly managed to board international flights <strong>without a ticket, boarding pass, or passport</strong>. Yes—she simply blended into boarding groups and walked onto planes headed across the Atlantic. Not once… but <strong>multiple times</strong>. How does someone bypass airport security, TSA checkpoints, and airline gate agents to become a transatlantic stowaway? The answer may reveal something deeply strange about how security—and human behavior—actually works.</p>
<p>Along the way, Schnebly and Toth wander into their usual philosophical territory, including why airports make perfectly innocent travelers feel like criminals, how confidence can get you almost anywhere, and why every trip through TSA feels like a scene from a dystopian thriller.</p>
<p>From <strong>White Claw–related highway chaos</strong> to <strong>international airline stowaways</strong>, this episode explores the strange places where human behavior meets unbelievable circumstance.</p>
<p>Welcome to <strong>The Shallow End</strong>, where true stories prove that reality is often stranger—and far funnier—than fiction.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>197: Burned Biscuits and Attempted Murder</title>
      <description>In this episode of The Shallow End, Jethro and Lindsay dive headfirst into two true crime stories that feel less like reality and more like a stress dream fueled by bad decisions and poor time management.

First up: a record-setting criminal spree that unfolded during a single nine-hour Greyhound bus layover in Nashville. One man somehow managed to cram 11 felonies into less time than most people spend binge-watching a season of television—including arson, armed robbery, carjacking, Walmart shopping on stolen credit cards, a hotel robbery carried out in a disguise, and a final attempt to evade police by hiding inside industrial equipment. It’s a bizarre, fast-moving case that raises an important question: how much trouble can one person get into before missing their bus?

Then, the show turns to a workplace dispute that escalated far beyond anything HR could possibly handle. At a Popeyes restaurant in North Carolina, an argument between managers over burned biscuits ended in gunfire. What began as a kitchen disagreement spilled outside, resulting in a shooting, attempted murder charges, and a reminder that sometimes the smallest conflicts carry the most catastrophic consequences.

Along the way, Jethro and Lindsay riff on free will, crime efficiency, poor impulse control, and why absolutely no one should be committing felonies by the hour. As always, the stories are real, the reactions are unfiltered, and the humor is just dark enough to make you question whether you should be laughing—right before you do.

If you enjoy true crime stories where everything spirals wildly out of control, criminal logic collapses under its own weight, and bad decisions stack up at alarming speed, this episode of The Shallow End delivers.

No felonies. No burned biscuits. Make good choices.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 25 Feb 2026 05:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Schnebly and Toth</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle/>
      <itunes:summary>In this episode of The Shallow End, Jethro and Lindsay dive headfirst into two true crime stories that feel less like reality and more like a stress dream fueled by bad decisions and poor time management.

First up: a record-setting criminal spree that unfolded during a single nine-hour Greyhound bus layover in Nashville. One man somehow managed to cram 11 felonies into less time than most people spend binge-watching a season of television—including arson, armed robbery, carjacking, Walmart shopping on stolen credit cards, a hotel robbery carried out in a disguise, and a final attempt to evade police by hiding inside industrial equipment. It’s a bizarre, fast-moving case that raises an important question: how much trouble can one person get into before missing their bus?

Then, the show turns to a workplace dispute that escalated far beyond anything HR could possibly handle. At a Popeyes restaurant in North Carolina, an argument between managers over burned biscuits ended in gunfire. What began as a kitchen disagreement spilled outside, resulting in a shooting, attempted murder charges, and a reminder that sometimes the smallest conflicts carry the most catastrophic consequences.

Along the way, Jethro and Lindsay riff on free will, crime efficiency, poor impulse control, and why absolutely no one should be committing felonies by the hour. As always, the stories are real, the reactions are unfiltered, and the humor is just dark enough to make you question whether you should be laughing—right before you do.

If you enjoy true crime stories where everything spirals wildly out of control, criminal logic collapses under its own weight, and bad decisions stack up at alarming speed, this episode of The Shallow End delivers.

No felonies. No burned biscuits. Make good choices.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>In this episode of <em>The Shallow End</em>, Jethro and Lindsay dive headfirst into two true crime stories that feel less like reality and more like a stress dream fueled by bad decisions and poor time management.</p>
<p>First up: a record-setting criminal spree that unfolded during a single nine-hour Greyhound bus layover in Nashville. One man somehow managed to cram <strong>11 felonies into less time than most people spend binge-watching a season of television</strong>—including arson, armed robbery, carjacking, Walmart shopping on stolen credit cards, a hotel robbery carried out in a disguise, and a final attempt to evade police by hiding inside industrial equipment. It’s a bizarre, fast-moving case that raises an important question: how much trouble <em>can</em> one person get into before missing their bus?</p>
<p>Then, the show turns to a workplace dispute that escalated far beyond anything HR could possibly handle. At a Popeyes restaurant in North Carolina, an argument between managers over <strong>burned biscuits</strong> ended in gunfire. What began as a kitchen disagreement spilled outside, resulting in a shooting, attempted murder charges, and a reminder that sometimes the smallest conflicts carry the most catastrophic consequences.</p>
<p>Along the way, Jethro and Lindsay riff on free will, crime efficiency, poor impulse control, and why absolutely no one should be committing felonies by the hour. As always, the stories are real, the reactions are unfiltered, and the humor is just dark enough to make you question whether you should be laughing—right before you do.</p>
<p>If you enjoy true crime stories where everything spirals wildly out of control, criminal logic collapses under its own weight, and bad decisions stack up at alarming speed, this episode of <em>The Shallow End</em> delivers.</p>
<p>No felonies. No burned biscuits. Make good choices.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>196: A Lemon Shark And A Pickleball Paddle</title>
      <description>In this episode of The Shallow End, Florida once again proves it’s not just a place—it’s a mindset. 

First: a birthday fishing trip off the coast of Florida takes a sharp turn when a six-foot lemon shark becomes an unwilling Instagram prop. What starts as a triumphant catch turns into a 911 call, a tourniquet, and a helicopter ride—because nothing says “memories” like underestimating a living torpedo with teeth.

Then: a peaceful Sunday morning pickleball match inside a gated country club spirals into what police reports describe as a full-blown melee. A rules dispute over “the kitchen,” a paddle repurposed as a weapon, multiple injuries, felony charges, and the sobering realization that pickleball rage is, somehow, very real.

Along the way, the guys unpack performative confidence, the curse of documentation, the strange logic of bad ideas that begin with “watch this,” and why the universe seems to take personal offense the moment a smartphone enters the equation. There’s also a listener email that derails the show into an unexpectedly deep debate about logic, grammar, and whether the phrase “pour yourself a strong one and buckle up” accidentally implies a felony.

It’s a classic Shallow End episode: wild true stories, dry humor, sharp observations, and a gentle reminder that nature, sports, and sharks do not care if it’s your birthday.

Make good choices.
Your life—and possibly your pickleball reputation—may depend on it.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 18 Feb 2026 05:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:author>Schnebly and Toth</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle/>
      <itunes:summary>In this episode of The Shallow End, Florida once again proves it’s not just a place—it’s a mindset. 

First: a birthday fishing trip off the coast of Florida takes a sharp turn when a six-foot lemon shark becomes an unwilling Instagram prop. What starts as a triumphant catch turns into a 911 call, a tourniquet, and a helicopter ride—because nothing says “memories” like underestimating a living torpedo with teeth.

Then: a peaceful Sunday morning pickleball match inside a gated country club spirals into what police reports describe as a full-blown melee. A rules dispute over “the kitchen,” a paddle repurposed as a weapon, multiple injuries, felony charges, and the sobering realization that pickleball rage is, somehow, very real.

Along the way, the guys unpack performative confidence, the curse of documentation, the strange logic of bad ideas that begin with “watch this,” and why the universe seems to take personal offense the moment a smartphone enters the equation. There’s also a listener email that derails the show into an unexpectedly deep debate about logic, grammar, and whether the phrase “pour yourself a strong one and buckle up” accidentally implies a felony.

It’s a classic Shallow End episode: wild true stories, dry humor, sharp observations, and a gentle reminder that nature, sports, and sharks do not care if it’s your birthday.

Make good choices.
Your life—and possibly your pickleball reputation—may depend on it.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>In this episode of <em>The Shallow End</em>, Florida once again proves it’s not just a place—it’s a mindset. </p>
<p>First: a birthday fishing trip off the coast of Florida takes a sharp turn when a six-foot lemon shark becomes an unwilling Instagram prop. What starts as a triumphant catch turns into a 911 call, a tourniquet, and a helicopter ride—because nothing says “memories” like underestimating a living torpedo with teeth.</p>
<p>Then: a peaceful Sunday morning pickleball match inside a gated country club spirals into what police reports describe as a full-blown melee. A rules dispute over “the kitchen,” a paddle repurposed as a weapon, multiple injuries, felony charges, and the sobering realization that pickleball rage is, somehow, very real.</p>
<p>Along the way, the guys unpack performative confidence, the curse of documentation, the strange logic of bad ideas that begin with “watch this,” and why the universe seems to take personal offense the moment a smartphone enters the equation. There’s also a listener email that derails the show into an unexpectedly deep debate about logic, grammar, and whether the phrase “pour yourself a strong one and buckle up” accidentally implies a felony.</p>
<p>It’s a classic Shallow End episode: wild true stories, dry humor, sharp observations, and a gentle reminder that nature, sports, and sharks do not care if it’s your birthday.</p>
<p>Make good choices.<br>
Your life—and possibly your pickleball reputation—may depend on it.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>195: Man Tries to Burn Escalade, Sets His Pants on Fire Instead</title>
      <description>In this episode of The Shallow End, the universe appears to clock in early and enforce consequences with zero paperwork.

Schnebly and Toth break down a surreal Milwaukee incident in which a man attempting to set a Cadillac Escalade on fire instead ignites his own pants—an act of instant karma caught entirely on surveillance video. What begins as felony-grade arson collapses into slapstick physics as flaming trousers, panicked decision-making, and a perfectly timed police cruiser converge in what may be the most efficient arrest on record.

From there, the episode widens into a greatest-hits reel of bad ideas and questionable judgment. A listener email recounts a sober college sledding adventure that ends with injuries, hospital visits, and the realization that alcohol isn’t always required to make terrible choices. The hosts share their own youthful snow-related miscalculations, proving once again that age and common sense rarely arrive together.

The episode also dives into a Texas burglary attempt that goes sideways when a man breaks into a car dealership, injures himself on the glass, calls 911 for help, and—while waiting for first responders—helps himself to candy from a sales desk. Because of course he does.

Equal parts dumb criminal behavior, misfired confidence, and real-world absurdity, this episode is a reminder that when plans collapse, they often do so loudly, publicly, and on camera.

Make good choices. Don’t play with fire. And for the love of God, don’t try to outrun your own pants.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 11 Feb 2026 05:02:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Schnebly and Toth</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle/>
      <itunes:summary>In this episode of The Shallow End, the universe appears to clock in early and enforce consequences with zero paperwork.

Schnebly and Toth break down a surreal Milwaukee incident in which a man attempting to set a Cadillac Escalade on fire instead ignites his own pants—an act of instant karma caught entirely on surveillance video. What begins as felony-grade arson collapses into slapstick physics as flaming trousers, panicked decision-making, and a perfectly timed police cruiser converge in what may be the most efficient arrest on record.

From there, the episode widens into a greatest-hits reel of bad ideas and questionable judgment. A listener email recounts a sober college sledding adventure that ends with injuries, hospital visits, and the realization that alcohol isn’t always required to make terrible choices. The hosts share their own youthful snow-related miscalculations, proving once again that age and common sense rarely arrive together.

The episode also dives into a Texas burglary attempt that goes sideways when a man breaks into a car dealership, injures himself on the glass, calls 911 for help, and—while waiting for first responders—helps himself to candy from a sales desk. Because of course he does.

Equal parts dumb criminal behavior, misfired confidence, and real-world absurdity, this episode is a reminder that when plans collapse, they often do so loudly, publicly, and on camera.

Make good choices. Don’t play with fire. And for the love of God, don’t try to outrun your own pants.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>In this episode of <em>The Shallow End</em>, the universe appears to clock in early and enforce consequences with zero paperwork.</p>
<p>Schnebly and Toth break down a surreal Milwaukee incident in which a man attempting to set a Cadillac Escalade on fire instead ignites his own pants—an act of instant karma caught entirely on surveillance video. What begins as felony-grade arson collapses into slapstick physics as flaming trousers, panicked decision-making, and a perfectly timed police cruiser converge in what may be the most efficient arrest on record.</p>
<p>From there, the episode widens into a greatest-hits reel of bad ideas and questionable judgment. A listener email recounts a sober college sledding adventure that ends with injuries, hospital visits, and the realization that alcohol isn’t always required to make terrible choices. The hosts share their own youthful snow-related miscalculations, proving once again that age and common sense rarely arrive together.</p>
<p>The episode also dives into a Texas burglary attempt that goes sideways when a man breaks into a car dealership, injures himself on the glass, calls 911 for help, and—while waiting for first responders—helps himself to candy from a sales desk. Because of course he does.</p>
<p>Equal parts dumb criminal behavior, misfired confidence, and real-world absurdity, this episode is a reminder that when plans collapse, they often do so loudly, publicly, and on camera.</p>
<p>Make good choices. Don’t play with fire. And for the love of God, don’t try to outrun your own pants.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>194: True Crime Oddity: Police Stop Reveals Human Being Towed on Sled</title>
      <description>In this episode of The Shallow End, Schnebly and Toth dive headfirst into the kind of poor decision-making that only extreme weather, youthful confidence, and suspended driver’s licenses can produce.

It starts in Vermont during the infamous Blizzard of 2010, where a 23-year-old man was caught driving more than 60 mph down Interstate 89 while towing a friend on a plastic sled. When police attempted a traffic stop, things somehow escalated further—as the driver tried to switch places with the person on the sled mid-incident, apparently believing legality depends on where you’re physically sitting at the moment you get caught.

From there, the episode spirals delightfully into listener stories and human misjudgment, including a jaw-dropping email about two beer-buzzed teenagers who accidentally witnessed an armed jewelry store robbery—and laughed through the whole thing. The lesson? Alcohol, adolescence, and crisis situations are a dangerous cocktail.

The episode wraps with another true crime oddity involving attempted bird smuggling at the U.S.–Mexico border, featuring parakeets hidden in pants, chirping during inspection, and a defense that somehow made things worse. Because of course it did.

Equal parts dumb criminal behavior, bad luck, and baffling confidence, this episode is a reminder that common sense is often the first thing lost in cold weather, stressful situations, and moments when someone asks, “What if we just tried this?”

Pour a strong beverage, make better choices than the people in this episode, and wade into The Shallow End—where real stories prove that someone, somewhere, is always doing something worse than you.
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      <pubDate>Wed, 04 Feb 2026 05:01:00 -0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:author>Schnebly and Toth</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle/>
      <itunes:summary>In this episode of The Shallow End, Schnebly and Toth dive headfirst into the kind of poor decision-making that only extreme weather, youthful confidence, and suspended driver’s licenses can produce.

It starts in Vermont during the infamous Blizzard of 2010, where a 23-year-old man was caught driving more than 60 mph down Interstate 89 while towing a friend on a plastic sled. When police attempted a traffic stop, things somehow escalated further—as the driver tried to switch places with the person on the sled mid-incident, apparently believing legality depends on where you’re physically sitting at the moment you get caught.

From there, the episode spirals delightfully into listener stories and human misjudgment, including a jaw-dropping email about two beer-buzzed teenagers who accidentally witnessed an armed jewelry store robbery—and laughed through the whole thing. The lesson? Alcohol, adolescence, and crisis situations are a dangerous cocktail.

The episode wraps with another true crime oddity involving attempted bird smuggling at the U.S.–Mexico border, featuring parakeets hidden in pants, chirping during inspection, and a defense that somehow made things worse. Because of course it did.

Equal parts dumb criminal behavior, bad luck, and baffling confidence, this episode is a reminder that common sense is often the first thing lost in cold weather, stressful situations, and moments when someone asks, “What if we just tried this?”

Pour a strong beverage, make better choices than the people in this episode, and wade into The Shallow End—where real stories prove that someone, somewhere, is always doing something worse than you.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>In this episode of <em>The Shallow End</em>, Schnebly and Toth dive headfirst into the kind of poor decision-making that only extreme weather, youthful confidence, and suspended driver’s licenses can produce.</p>
<p>It starts in Vermont during the infamous Blizzard of 2010, where a 23-year-old man was caught driving more than 60 mph down Interstate 89 while towing a friend on a plastic sled. When police attempted a traffic stop, things somehow escalated further—as the driver tried to switch places with the person on the sled mid-incident, apparently believing legality depends on where you’re physically sitting at the moment you get caught.</p>
<p>From there, the episode spirals delightfully into listener stories and human misjudgment, including a jaw-dropping email about two beer-buzzed teenagers who accidentally witnessed an armed jewelry store robbery—and laughed through the whole thing. The lesson? Alcohol, adolescence, and crisis situations are a dangerous cocktail.</p>
<p>The episode wraps with another true crime oddity involving attempted bird smuggling at the U.S.–Mexico border, featuring parakeets hidden in pants, chirping during inspection, and a defense that somehow made things worse. Because of course it did.</p>
<p>Equal parts dumb criminal behavior, bad luck, and baffling confidence, this episode is a reminder that common sense is often the first thing lost in cold weather, stressful situations, and moments when someone asks, “What if we just tried this?”</p>
<p>Pour a strong beverage, make better choices than the people in this episode, and wade into <em>The Shallow End</em>—where real stories prove that someone, somewhere, is always doing something worse than you.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>193: Dangling, Shirtless, and Out of Ideas</title>
      <description>In this episode of The Shallow End, human decision-making briefly leaves the building—and gravity takes over.

First, we head to downtown Vancouver, Washington, where a routine disturbance at a restaurant escalates into a full-blown aerial performance. Instead of running from police like a normal person, one man chooses a bold new escape strategy: climbing onto a rooftop communications cable, dangling 20 feet above the street, taunting first responders, and—because why not—removing his shirt mid-sway. For 45 minutes, cops, firefighters, and stunned onlookers watch what can only be described as a bootleg Cirque du Soleil audition, before physics ends the show in the most slapstick way possible.

Then, we travel back to Everett, Washington, for a classic case of criminal ingenuity meeting basic chemistry. Two would-be thieves attempt to break into an ATM using an acetylene blowtorch—successfully cutting their way in, accidentally setting the cash on fire, and then attempting to extinguish the flames using the only tool they apparently planned for: their own urine. Surveillance footage confirms every bad decision.

Along the way, we discuss panic logic, commitment to terrible ideas, firefighters who literally “caught” a suspect, and the many ways stress can unlock brand-new genres of stupidity. Plus, a listener email sparks a discussion about naming the show’s mysterious lifeguard voice.

It’s a reminder that when humans are under pressure, they don’t rise to the occasion—they dangle from cables, pee on burning money, and give first responders stories they’ll be telling forever.

Pour a strong beverage, make better choices than these guys did, and dive into another episode of The Shallow End.


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      <pubDate>Wed, 28 Jan 2026 05:01:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Schnebly and Toth</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle/>
      <itunes:summary>In this episode of The Shallow End, human decision-making briefly leaves the building—and gravity takes over.

First, we head to downtown Vancouver, Washington, where a routine disturbance at a restaurant escalates into a full-blown aerial performance. Instead of running from police like a normal person, one man chooses a bold new escape strategy: climbing onto a rooftop communications cable, dangling 20 feet above the street, taunting first responders, and—because why not—removing his shirt mid-sway. For 45 minutes, cops, firefighters, and stunned onlookers watch what can only be described as a bootleg Cirque du Soleil audition, before physics ends the show in the most slapstick way possible.

Then, we travel back to Everett, Washington, for a classic case of criminal ingenuity meeting basic chemistry. Two would-be thieves attempt to break into an ATM using an acetylene blowtorch—successfully cutting their way in, accidentally setting the cash on fire, and then attempting to extinguish the flames using the only tool they apparently planned for: their own urine. Surveillance footage confirms every bad decision.

Along the way, we discuss panic logic, commitment to terrible ideas, firefighters who literally “caught” a suspect, and the many ways stress can unlock brand-new genres of stupidity. Plus, a listener email sparks a discussion about naming the show’s mysterious lifeguard voice.

It’s a reminder that when humans are under pressure, they don’t rise to the occasion—they dangle from cables, pee on burning money, and give first responders stories they’ll be telling forever.

Pour a strong beverage, make better choices than these guys did, and dive into another episode of The Shallow End.


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        <![CDATA[<p>In this episode of <em>The Shallow End</em>, human decision-making briefly leaves the building—and gravity takes over.</p>
<p>First, we head to downtown Vancouver, Washington, where a routine disturbance at a restaurant escalates into a full-blown aerial performance. Instead of running from police like a normal person, one man chooses a bold new escape strategy: climbing onto a rooftop communications cable, dangling 20 feet above the street, taunting first responders, and—because why not—removing his shirt mid-sway. For 45 minutes, cops, firefighters, and stunned onlookers watch what can only be described as a bootleg Cirque du Soleil audition, before physics ends the show in the most slapstick way possible.</p>
<p>Then, we travel back to Everett, Washington, for a classic case of criminal ingenuity meeting basic chemistry. Two would-be thieves attempt to break into an ATM using an acetylene blowtorch—successfully cutting their way in, accidentally setting the cash on fire, and then attempting to extinguish the flames using the only tool they apparently planned for: their own urine. Surveillance footage confirms every bad decision.</p>
<p>Along the way, we discuss panic logic, commitment to terrible ideas, firefighters who literally “caught” a suspect, and the many ways stress can unlock brand-new genres of stupidity. Plus, a listener email sparks a discussion about naming the show’s mysterious lifeguard voice.</p>
<p>It’s a reminder that when humans are under pressure, they don’t rise to the occasion—they dangle from cables, pee on burning money, and give first responders stories they’ll be telling forever.</p>
<p>Pour a strong beverage, make better choices than these guys did, and dive into another episode of <em>The Shallow End</em>.</p>
<p><br></p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>192: How to Get Arrested Using Household Appliances</title>
      <description>Episode 192 of The Shallow End delivers three perfectly unhinged true stories that prove human decision-making collapses completely under mild pressure.

First, police in the UK respond to a routine burglary investigation—only to discover their suspect hiding inside a washing machine. Not running. Not mid-cycle. Just vibrating slightly with shame. When officers lift the lid, the man doesn’t flee or panic… he politely waves. Because of course he does.

Then, listener Ben from Springfield, Massachusetts shares his own bizarre brush with human nonsense after arriving at his riverside boathouse to discover his entire dock has vanished. Security footage later reveals two strangers and a dog untying it, floating it upstream, and casually tying it to a tree—apparently deciding the dock needed a change of scenery.

Finally, we head to Tulsa, Oklahoma, where a rejected liquor purchase escalates into an armed robbery using an 1850s derringer, also known as a “muff pistol.” Pajama pants, hoodie, antique firearm, and stolen IDs—because if you’re going to commit a crime, you might as well do it with Civil War flair.

No one is hurt. No high-speed chases. Just grown adults, questionable choices, and appliances that were never meant to be safe houses.

Lesson of the week: appliances are not hiding places, docks are not community property, and blunderbusses do not improve your odds.

You’re in The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth—where confidence routinely outruns planning.


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      <pubDate>Wed, 21 Jan 2026 05:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:author>Schnebly and Toth</itunes:author>
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      <itunes:summary>Episode 192 of The Shallow End delivers three perfectly unhinged true stories that prove human decision-making collapses completely under mild pressure.

First, police in the UK respond to a routine burglary investigation—only to discover their suspect hiding inside a washing machine. Not running. Not mid-cycle. Just vibrating slightly with shame. When officers lift the lid, the man doesn’t flee or panic… he politely waves. Because of course he does.

Then, listener Ben from Springfield, Massachusetts shares his own bizarre brush with human nonsense after arriving at his riverside boathouse to discover his entire dock has vanished. Security footage later reveals two strangers and a dog untying it, floating it upstream, and casually tying it to a tree—apparently deciding the dock needed a change of scenery.

Finally, we head to Tulsa, Oklahoma, where a rejected liquor purchase escalates into an armed robbery using an 1850s derringer, also known as a “muff pistol.” Pajama pants, hoodie, antique firearm, and stolen IDs—because if you’re going to commit a crime, you might as well do it with Civil War flair.

No one is hurt. No high-speed chases. Just grown adults, questionable choices, and appliances that were never meant to be safe houses.

Lesson of the week: appliances are not hiding places, docks are not community property, and blunderbusses do not improve your odds.

You’re in The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth—where confidence routinely outruns planning.


Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p><strong>Episode 192 of </strong><em><strong>The Shallow End</strong></em> delivers three perfectly unhinged true stories that prove human decision-making collapses completely under mild pressure.</p>
<p>First, police in the UK respond to a routine burglary investigation—only to discover their suspect hiding <em>inside a washing machine</em>. Not running. Not mid-cycle. Just vibrating slightly with shame. When officers lift the lid, the man doesn’t flee or panic… he politely waves. Because of course he does.</p>
<p>Then, listener Ben from Springfield, Massachusetts shares his own bizarre brush with human nonsense after arriving at his riverside boathouse to discover his <em>entire dock has vanished</em>. Security footage later reveals two strangers and a dog untying it, floating it upstream, and casually tying it to a tree—apparently deciding the dock needed a change of scenery.</p>
<p>Finally, we head to Tulsa, Oklahoma, where a rejected liquor purchase escalates into an armed robbery using an <em>1850s derringer</em>, also known as a “muff pistol.” Pajama pants, hoodie, antique firearm, and stolen IDs—because if you’re going to commit a crime, you might as well do it with Civil War flair.</p>
<p>No one is hurt. No high-speed chases. Just grown adults, questionable choices, and appliances that were never meant to be safe houses.</p>
<p><strong>Lesson of the week:</strong> appliances are not hiding places, docks are not community property, and blunderbusses do not improve your odds.</p>
<p>You’re in <em>The Shallow End</em> with Schnebly and Toth—where confidence routinely outruns planning.</p>
<p><br></p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>191: This Is Why We Can’t Have Nice Things</title>
      <description>In this episode of The Shallow End, we ease into the morning with half-finished coffee, mild grogginess, and a deep philosophical discussion about a very specific human flaw: the irresistible urge to acquire objects we absolutely do not need—and will almost certainly never use.

From abandoned French press coffee makers to unopened hologram fans quietly aging in closets, the boys unpack the strange comfort of possession without follow-through, the sacred importance of keeping boxes “just in case,” and the moment you realize you’ve officially become your parents.

Things take a darker turn with a true crime story from Italy involving pension fraud, family deception, and a high-profile attempt at impersonation that has been dubbed the real-life “Mrs. Doubtfire scheme.” It’s a story that somehow manages to be disturbing, absurd, and baffling all at once—and proves that bureaucracy will eventually notice… even if it takes a while.

Then, a listener email delivers a classic Shallow End cautionary tale involving college logic, expired Mello Yello, gravity, and a car hood that never knew what hit it. It’s a story about impulse, regret, and the long shadow cast by a single bad decision made at the top of a staircase.

Finally, the episode closes with a quintessential Florida Dumb Criminal Story: a man who tried to delay his flight by calling in a bomb threat—using his own phone, his real voice, and airport Wi-Fi. What follows is a quietly perfect example of impatience, overconfidence, and how modern surveillance does not reward shortcuts.

It’s an episode about bad choices, unintended consequences, and the universal belief that maybe—just maybe—we can outsmart the system this one time.

Spoiler: we can’t.


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      <pubDate>Wed, 14 Jan 2026 05:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Schnebly and Toth</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle/>
      <itunes:summary>In this episode of The Shallow End, we ease into the morning with half-finished coffee, mild grogginess, and a deep philosophical discussion about a very specific human flaw: the irresistible urge to acquire objects we absolutely do not need—and will almost certainly never use.

From abandoned French press coffee makers to unopened hologram fans quietly aging in closets, the boys unpack the strange comfort of possession without follow-through, the sacred importance of keeping boxes “just in case,” and the moment you realize you’ve officially become your parents.

Things take a darker turn with a true crime story from Italy involving pension fraud, family deception, and a high-profile attempt at impersonation that has been dubbed the real-life “Mrs. Doubtfire scheme.” It’s a story that somehow manages to be disturbing, absurd, and baffling all at once—and proves that bureaucracy will eventually notice… even if it takes a while.

Then, a listener email delivers a classic Shallow End cautionary tale involving college logic, expired Mello Yello, gravity, and a car hood that never knew what hit it. It’s a story about impulse, regret, and the long shadow cast by a single bad decision made at the top of a staircase.

Finally, the episode closes with a quintessential Florida Dumb Criminal Story: a man who tried to delay his flight by calling in a bomb threat—using his own phone, his real voice, and airport Wi-Fi. What follows is a quietly perfect example of impatience, overconfidence, and how modern surveillance does not reward shortcuts.

It’s an episode about bad choices, unintended consequences, and the universal belief that maybe—just maybe—we can outsmart the system this one time.

Spoiler: we can’t.


Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>In this episode of <strong>The Shallow End</strong>, we ease into the morning with half-finished coffee, mild grogginess, and a deep philosophical discussion about a very specific human flaw: the irresistible urge to acquire objects we absolutely do not need—and will almost certainly never use.</p>
<p>From abandoned French press coffee makers to unopened hologram fans quietly aging in closets, the boys unpack the strange comfort of possession without follow-through, the sacred importance of keeping boxes “just in case,” and the moment you realize you’ve officially become your parents.</p>
<p>Things take a darker turn with a true crime story from Italy involving pension fraud, family deception, and a high-profile attempt at impersonation that has been dubbed the real-life “Mrs. Doubtfire scheme.” It’s a story that somehow manages to be disturbing, absurd, and baffling all at once—and proves that bureaucracy will eventually notice… even if it takes a while.</p>
<p>Then, a listener email delivers a classic Shallow End cautionary tale involving college logic, expired Mello Yello, gravity, and a car hood that never knew what hit it. It’s a story about impulse, regret, and the long shadow cast by a single bad decision made at the top of a staircase.</p>
<p>Finally, the episode closes with a quintessential Florida Dumb Criminal Story: a man who tried to delay his flight by calling in a bomb threat—using his own phone, his real voice, and airport Wi-Fi. What follows is a quietly perfect example of impatience, overconfidence, and how modern surveillance does not reward shortcuts.</p>
<p>It’s an episode about bad choices, unintended consequences, and the universal belief that maybe—just maybe—we can outsmart the system this one time.</p>
<p>Spoiler: we can’t.</p>
<p><br></p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>190: The Worst Possible Time to Say “I Forgot Something”</title>
      <description>What happens when you don’t take the win?

This episode of The Shallow End delivers two unforgettable stories about poor decisions, improbable survival, and the fine art of knowing when to walk away.

First, a Texas man is released from jail, handed his belongings, and given the one instruction that matters most: leave. Instead, he realizes something is missing—his confiscated marijuana—and makes the baffling choice to climb back over the jail fence to retrieve it. The result? No weed, more charges, and an instant promotion to the Shallow End Hall of Fame. A perfect lesson in why some exits should never be re-entered .

Then, the episode pivots from modern misjudgment to 19th-century audacity with the astonishing true story of Professor Thaddeus Lowe, a self-taught scientist who accidentally drifted by hot air balloon behind Confederate lines at the dawn of the Civil War. Shot at, nearly arrested, and mistaken for a demonic flying contraption, Lowe somehow talked his way out—then turned the entire ordeal into a meeting with Abraham Lincoln and the creation of America’s first military balloon reconnaissance program .

Along the way, listeners are treated to a jaw-dropping listener story involving gasoline, a bonfire, a Kiss music video, and the Milwaukee River—plus a reminder that eyebrows do, in fact, grow back.

Equal parts absurd, historical, and painfully relatable, this episode explores those fragile moments when the universe says, you’re done here—and what happens when someone ignores it.

Life lessons included. Jail fences should not be climbed. Fire tricks should not be attempted. And when freedom hands you the door… take it.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 07 Jan 2026 05:01:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>bonus</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Schnebly and Toth</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle/>
      <itunes:summary>What happens when you don’t take the win?

This episode of The Shallow End delivers two unforgettable stories about poor decisions, improbable survival, and the fine art of knowing when to walk away.

First, a Texas man is released from jail, handed his belongings, and given the one instruction that matters most: leave. Instead, he realizes something is missing—his confiscated marijuana—and makes the baffling choice to climb back over the jail fence to retrieve it. The result? No weed, more charges, and an instant promotion to the Shallow End Hall of Fame. A perfect lesson in why some exits should never be re-entered .

Then, the episode pivots from modern misjudgment to 19th-century audacity with the astonishing true story of Professor Thaddeus Lowe, a self-taught scientist who accidentally drifted by hot air balloon behind Confederate lines at the dawn of the Civil War. Shot at, nearly arrested, and mistaken for a demonic flying contraption, Lowe somehow talked his way out—then turned the entire ordeal into a meeting with Abraham Lincoln and the creation of America’s first military balloon reconnaissance program .

Along the way, listeners are treated to a jaw-dropping listener story involving gasoline, a bonfire, a Kiss music video, and the Milwaukee River—plus a reminder that eyebrows do, in fact, grow back.

Equal parts absurd, historical, and painfully relatable, this episode explores those fragile moments when the universe says, you’re done here—and what happens when someone ignores it.

Life lessons included. Jail fences should not be climbed. Fire tricks should not be attempted. And when freedom hands you the door… take it.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>What happens when you <em>don’t</em> take the win?</p>
<p>This episode of <strong>The Shallow End</strong> delivers two unforgettable stories about poor decisions, improbable survival, and the fine art of knowing when to walk away.</p>
<p>First, a Texas man is released from jail, handed his belongings, and given the one instruction that matters most: <em>leave</em>. Instead, he realizes something is missing—his confiscated marijuana—and makes the baffling choice to climb back over the jail fence to retrieve it. The result? No weed, more charges, and an instant promotion to the Shallow End Hall of Fame. A perfect lesson in why some exits should never be re-entered .</p>
<p>Then, the episode pivots from modern misjudgment to 19th-century audacity with the astonishing true story of <strong>Professor Thaddeus Lowe</strong>, a self-taught scientist who accidentally drifted by hot air balloon behind Confederate lines at the dawn of the Civil War. Shot at, nearly arrested, and mistaken for a demonic flying contraption, Lowe somehow talked his way out—then turned the entire ordeal into a meeting with Abraham Lincoln and the creation of America’s first military balloon reconnaissance program .</p>
<p>Along the way, listeners are treated to a jaw-dropping listener story involving gasoline, a bonfire, a Kiss music video, and the Milwaukee River—plus a reminder that eyebrows do, in fact, grow back.</p>
<p>Equal parts absurd, historical, and painfully relatable, this episode explores those fragile moments when the universe says, <em>you’re done here</em>—and what happens when someone ignores it.</p>
<p><strong>Life lessons included. Jail fences should not be climbed. Fire tricks should not be attempted. And when freedom hands you the door… take it.</strong></p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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As 2025 limps toward the finish line, The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth dives headfirst into a fresh batch of gloriously bad decisions, near-miss disasters, and criminal incompetence you truly have to hear to believe.

The episode opens with a painfully relatable moment of modern panic: losing your phone… while actively talking on it. From there, things escalate quickly with a near-catastrophic kitchen mistake involving a laptop and a microwave (spoiler: MacBooks are not microwave-safe).

But the real headline story comes out of small-town Ohio, where an ordinary bank drive-through transaction turns into one of the dumbest criminal stories of the year. A man accidentally sends methamphetamine through a pneumatic bank tube, triggering a sheriff’s department response, a canine alert, and instant internet infamy. No getaway plan. No criminal mastermind. Just a jaw-dropping lapse in attention that lands him squarely in Shallow End legend.

The episode also features listener-submitted stories, including a Florida man who attempts yard work with a sword and accidentally enters a real-life medieval snake encounter, plus a stunning double-whammy crime story involving COVID relief fraud, a stolen U-Haul van, and a defendant who shows up for federal court already in handcuffs.

If you enjoy true dumb criminal stories, real news absurdity, and laugh-out-loud moments fueled by human error, this episode delivers. It’s a reminder to double-check what’s in your pockets, return your rental vehicles on time, and for the love of all that’s holy—don’t mail illegal drugs to a bank.

The Shallow End is where bad ideas float, good judgment sinks, and the stories are always true.


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As 2025 limps toward the finish line, The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth dives headfirst into a fresh batch of gloriously bad decisions, near-miss disasters, and criminal incompetence you truly have to hear to believe.

The episode opens with a painfully relatable moment of modern panic: losing your phone… while actively talking on it. From there, things escalate quickly with a near-catastrophic kitchen mistake involving a laptop and a microwave (spoiler: MacBooks are not microwave-safe).

But the real headline story comes out of small-town Ohio, where an ordinary bank drive-through transaction turns into one of the dumbest criminal stories of the year. A man accidentally sends methamphetamine through a pneumatic bank tube, triggering a sheriff’s department response, a canine alert, and instant internet infamy. No getaway plan. No criminal mastermind. Just a jaw-dropping lapse in attention that lands him squarely in Shallow End legend.

The episode also features listener-submitted stories, including a Florida man who attempts yard work with a sword and accidentally enters a real-life medieval snake encounter, plus a stunning double-whammy crime story involving COVID relief fraud, a stolen U-Haul van, and a defendant who shows up for federal court already in handcuffs.

If you enjoy true dumb criminal stories, real news absurdity, and laugh-out-loud moments fueled by human error, this episode delivers. It’s a reminder to double-check what’s in your pockets, return your rental vehicles on time, and for the love of all that’s holy—don’t mail illegal drugs to a bank.

The Shallow End is where bad ideas float, good judgment sinks, and the stories are always true.


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<p>As 2025 limps toward the finish line, <strong>The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth</strong> dives headfirst into a fresh batch of gloriously bad decisions, near-miss disasters, and criminal incompetence you truly have to hear to believe.</p>
<p>The episode opens with a painfully relatable moment of modern panic: losing your phone… while actively talking on it. From there, things escalate quickly with a near-catastrophic kitchen mistake involving a laptop and a microwave (spoiler: MacBooks are <em>not</em> microwave-safe).</p>
<p>But the real headline story comes out of small-town Ohio, where an ordinary bank drive-through transaction turns into one of the dumbest criminal stories of the year. A man accidentally sends <strong>methamphetamine through a pneumatic bank tube</strong>, triggering a sheriff’s department response, a canine alert, and instant internet infamy. No getaway plan. No criminal mastermind. Just a jaw-dropping lapse in attention that lands him squarely in Shallow End legend.</p>
<p>The episode also features listener-submitted stories, including a Florida man who attempts yard work with a sword and accidentally enters a real-life medieval snake encounter, plus a stunning double-whammy crime story involving COVID relief fraud, a stolen U-Haul van, and a defendant who shows up for federal court already in handcuffs.</p>
<p>If you enjoy <strong>true dumb criminal stories</strong>, real news absurdity, and laugh-out-loud moments fueled by human error, this episode delivers. It’s a reminder to double-check what’s in your pockets, return your rental vehicles on time, and for the love of all that’s holy—don’t mail illegal drugs to a bank.</p>
<p><strong>The Shallow End</strong> is where bad ideas float, good judgment sinks, and the stories are always true.</p>
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Join us as we sleigh-ride back in time to an episode packed with questionable decisions and awkward outcomes, like what happens when you attempt to steal a trailer, but you're not too bright or why we should never fiddle about with the weather. It’s our Christmas gift to you—and the best part? You can re-gift it guilt-free to your friends, family, or that random coworker who keeps forwarding you cat memes.

So, don your ugly sweater, grab a candy cane (or something much stronger), and tune in for a holly-jolly re-gifted serving of The Shallow End. No matter how you celebrate, at least you’ll have this greatest hit to amuse you while Uncle Gary attempts his 47th retelling of “The Night Before Christmas.” Merry Reruns!

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Join us as we sleigh-ride back in time to an episode packed with questionable decisions and awkward outcomes, like what happens when you attempt to steal a trailer, but you're not too bright or why we should never fiddle about with the weather. It’s our Christmas gift to you—and the best part? You can re-gift it guilt-free to your friends, family, or that random coworker who keeps forwarding you cat memes.

So, don your ugly sweater, grab a candy cane (or something much stronger), and tune in for a holly-jolly re-gifted serving of The Shallow End. No matter how you celebrate, at least you’ll have this greatest hit to amuse you while Uncle Gary attempts his 47th retelling of “The Night Before Christmas.” Merry Reruns!

If you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth, contact

 ⁠advertising@airwavemedia.com
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<p>Join us as we sleigh-ride back in time to an episode packed with questionable decisions and awkward outcomes, like what happens when you attempt to steal a trailer, but you're not too bright or why we should never fiddle about with the weather. It’s our Christmas gift to you—and the best part? You can re-gift it guilt-free to your friends, family, or that random coworker who keeps forwarding you cat memes.</p>
<p>So, don your ugly sweater, grab a candy cane (or something <em>much</em> stronger), and tune in for a holly-jolly re-gifted serving of <strong>The Shallow End</strong>. No matter how you celebrate, at least you’ll have this greatest hit to amuse you while Uncle Gary attempts his 47th retelling of “The Night Before Christmas.” Merry Reruns!</p>
<p>If you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth, contact</p>
<p> <a href="mailto:advertising@airwavemedia.com">⁠advertising@airwavemedia.com</a></p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>186: An Angry Parachute</title>
      <description>The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth is a wildly entertaining podcast that revels in people's absurd and often hilarious mistakes. In each episode, hosts Schnebly and Toth delve into true stories of misadventures and miscalculations, from everyday blunders to spectacular
gaffes. With a keen eye for the funny side of human error, they explore how even the most straightforward decisions can spiral into comedic chaos. The show combines storytelling with witty banter, offering listeners a laugh and a gentle reminder of our shared imperfections. Whether it’s a failed science experiment or an office mishap, Schnebly and Toth are here to celebrate the humor in life’s Shallow End.

If you would like to
advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth, contact

 ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠advertising@airwavemedia.com⁠⁠
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gaffes. With a keen eye for the funny side of human error, they explore how even the most straightforward decisions can spiral into comedic chaos. The show combines storytelling with witty banter, offering listeners a laugh and a gentle reminder of our shared imperfections. Whether it’s a failed science experiment or an office mishap, Schnebly and Toth are here to celebrate the humor in life’s Shallow End.

If you would like to
advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth, contact

 ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠advertising@airwavemedia.com⁠⁠
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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gaffes. With a keen eye for the funny side of human error, they explore how even the most straightforward decisions can spiral into comedic chaos. The show combines storytelling with witty banter, offering listeners a laugh and a gentle reminder of our shared imperfections. Whether it’s a failed science experiment or an office mishap, Schnebly and Toth are here to celebrate the humor in life’s Shallow End.</p>
<p>If you would like to
advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth, contact</p>
<p> <a href="mailto:advertising@airwavemedia.com">⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠advertising@airwavemedia.com⁠⁠</a></p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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gaffes. With a keen eye for the funny side of human error, they explore how even the most straightforward decisions can spiral into comedic chaos. The show combines storytelling with witty banter, offering listeners a laugh and a gentle reminder of our shared imperfections. Whether it’s a failed science experiment or an office mishap, Schnebly and Toth are here to celebrate the humor in life’s Shallow End.

If you would like to
advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth, contact

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gaffes. With a keen eye for the funny side of human error, they explore how even the most straightforward decisions can spiral into comedic chaos. The show combines storytelling with witty banter, offering listeners a laugh and a gentle reminder of our shared imperfections. Whether it’s a failed science experiment or an office mishap, Schnebly and Toth are here to celebrate the humor in life’s Shallow End.

If you would like to
advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth, contact

 ⁠⁠⁠⁠advertising@airwavemedia.com⁠⁠
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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gaffes. With a keen eye for the funny side of human error, they explore how even the most straightforward decisions can spiral into comedic chaos. The show combines storytelling with witty banter, offering listeners a laugh and a gentle reminder of our shared imperfections. Whether it’s a failed science experiment or an office mishap, Schnebly and Toth are here to celebrate the humor in life’s Shallow End.</p>
<p>If you would like to
advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth, contact</p>
<p> <a href="mailto:advertising@airwavemedia.com">⁠⁠⁠⁠advertising@airwavemedia.com⁠⁠</a></p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <description>The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth is a wildly entertaining podcast that revels in people's absurd and often hilarious mistakes. In each episode, hosts Schnebly and Toth delve into true stories of misadventures and miscalculations, from everyday blunders to spectacular
gaffes. With a keen eye for the funny side of human error, they explore how even the most straightforward decisions can spiral into comedic chaos. The show combines storytelling with witty banter, offering listeners a laugh and a gentle reminder of our shared imperfections. Whether it’s a failed science experiment or an office mishap, Schnebly and Toth are here to celebrate the humor in life’s Shallow End.

If you would like to
advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth, contact

 ⁠⁠⁠advertising@airwavemedia.com⁠⁠
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      <pubDate>Wed, 26 Nov 2025 05:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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gaffes. With a keen eye for the funny side of human error, they explore how even the most straightforward decisions can spiral into comedic chaos. The show combines storytelling with witty banter, offering listeners a laugh and a gentle reminder of our shared imperfections. Whether it’s a failed science experiment or an office mishap, Schnebly and Toth are here to celebrate the humor in life’s Shallow End.

If you would like to
advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth, contact

 ⁠⁠⁠advertising@airwavemedia.com⁠⁠
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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gaffes. With a keen eye for the funny side of human error, they explore how even the most straightforward decisions can spiral into comedic chaos. The show combines storytelling with witty banter, offering listeners a laugh and a gentle reminder of our shared imperfections. Whether it’s a failed science experiment or an office mishap, Schnebly and Toth are here to celebrate the humor in life’s Shallow End.</p>
<p>If you would like to
advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth, contact</p>
<p> <a href="mailto:advertising@airwavemedia.com">⁠⁠⁠advertising@airwavemedia.com⁠⁠</a></p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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gaffes. With a keen eye for the funny side of human error, they explore how even the most straightforward decisions can spiral into comedic chaos. The show combines storytelling with witty banter, offering listeners a laugh and a gentle reminder of our shared imperfections. Whether it’s a failed science experiment or an office mishap, Schnebly and Toth are here to celebrate the humor in life’s Shallow End.

If you would like to
advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth, contact

 ⁠⁠advertising@airwavemedia.com⁠⁠


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gaffes. With a keen eye for the funny side of human error, they explore how even the most straightforward decisions can spiral into comedic chaos. The show combines storytelling with witty banter, offering listeners a laugh and a gentle reminder of our shared imperfections. Whether it’s a failed science experiment or an office mishap, Schnebly and Toth are here to celebrate the humor in life’s Shallow End.

If you would like to
advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth, contact

 ⁠⁠advertising@airwavemedia.com⁠⁠


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gaffes. With a keen eye for the funny side of human error, they explore how even the most straightforward decisions can spiral into comedic chaos. The show combines storytelling with witty banter, offering listeners a laugh and a gentle reminder of our shared imperfections. Whether it’s a failed science experiment or an office mishap, Schnebly and Toth are here to celebrate the humor in life’s Shallow End.</p>
<p>If you would like to
advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth, contact</p>
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      <title>182: Trash, Flames, and Lock ’n’ Load</title>
      <description>The Garbage Heist and the Fire Truck Joyride

When it comes to dumb criminal stories, this week’s episode of The Shallow End Podcast might just take the trash-covered cake. JG and Linds explore two jaw-dropping tales of grand theft municipal—one featuring a pair of Alabama geniuses who used a stolen garbage truck as their getaway vehicle in an ATM heist gone gloriously wrong, and another involving an Australian man who took a fire truck for a joyride… sirens blazing.

From sparks flying down Birmingham streets to a cross-jurisdiction chase through New South Wales, it’s a masterclass in bad ideas—where optimism bias meets municipal machinery. The guys dissect what drives people to commit felonies in the least stealthy vehicles possible and find surprising poetry (and Shakespeare) in the stupidity.

Plus, listener mail brings a “petrified wood curse,” an unexpected toddler interruption during mommy and daddy time, and a conversation about Maine slang that’ll make you rethink your “door yard.”
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      <pubDate>Wed, 12 Nov 2025 05:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:summary>The Garbage Heist and the Fire Truck Joyride

When it comes to dumb criminal stories, this week’s episode of The Shallow End Podcast might just take the trash-covered cake. JG and Linds explore two jaw-dropping tales of grand theft municipal—one featuring a pair of Alabama geniuses who used a stolen garbage truck as their getaway vehicle in an ATM heist gone gloriously wrong, and another involving an Australian man who took a fire truck for a joyride… sirens blazing.

From sparks flying down Birmingham streets to a cross-jurisdiction chase through New South Wales, it’s a masterclass in bad ideas—where optimism bias meets municipal machinery. The guys dissect what drives people to commit felonies in the least stealthy vehicles possible and find surprising poetry (and Shakespeare) in the stupidity.

Plus, listener mail brings a “petrified wood curse,” an unexpected toddler interruption during mommy and daddy time, and a conversation about Maine slang that’ll make you rethink your “door yard.”
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p><strong>The Garbage Heist and the Fire Truck Joyride</strong></p>
<p>When it comes to dumb criminal stories, this week’s episode of <em>The Shallow End Podcast</em> might just take the trash-covered cake. JG and Linds explore two jaw-dropping tales of grand theft municipal—one featuring a pair of Alabama geniuses who used a stolen <strong>garbage truck</strong> as their getaway vehicle in an ATM heist gone gloriously wrong, and another involving an Australian man who took a <strong>fire truck</strong> for a joyride… sirens blazing.</p>
<p>From sparks flying down Birmingham streets to a cross-jurisdiction chase through New South Wales, it’s a masterclass in bad ideas—where optimism bias meets municipal machinery. The guys dissect what drives people to commit felonies in the least stealthy vehicles possible and find surprising poetry (and Shakespeare) in the stupidity.</p>
<p>Plus, listener mail brings a “petrified wood curse,” an unexpected toddler interruption during <em>mommy and daddy time</em>, and a conversation about Maine slang that’ll make you rethink your “door yard.”</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>181: Sitting Under The "D"</title>
      <description>The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth is a wildly entertaining podcast that revels in people's absurd and often hilarious mistakes. In each episode, hosts Schnebly and Toth delve into true stories of misadventures and miscalculations, from everyday blunders to spectacular
gaffes. With a keen eye for the funny side of human error, they explore how even the most straightforward decisions can spiral into comedic chaos. The show combines storytelling with witty banter, offering listeners a laugh and a gentle reminder of our shared imperfections. Whether it’s a failed science experiment or an office mishap, Schnebly and Toth are here to celebrate the humor in life’s Shallow End.

If you would like to
advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth, contact

 ⁠advertising@airwavemedia.com⁠


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      <pubDate>Wed, 05 Nov 2025 05:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Schnebly and Toth</itunes:author>
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      <itunes:summary>The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth is a wildly entertaining podcast that revels in people's absurd and often hilarious mistakes. In each episode, hosts Schnebly and Toth delve into true stories of misadventures and miscalculations, from everyday blunders to spectacular
gaffes. With a keen eye for the funny side of human error, they explore how even the most straightforward decisions can spiral into comedic chaos. The show combines storytelling with witty banter, offering listeners a laugh and a gentle reminder of our shared imperfections. Whether it’s a failed science experiment or an office mishap, Schnebly and Toth are here to celebrate the humor in life’s Shallow End.

If you would like to
advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth, contact

 ⁠advertising@airwavemedia.com⁠


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        <![CDATA[<p>The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth is a wildly entertaining podcast that revels in people's absurd and often hilarious mistakes. In each episode, hosts Schnebly and Toth delve into true stories of misadventures and miscalculations, from everyday blunders to spectacular
gaffes. With a keen eye for the funny side of human error, they explore how even the most straightforward decisions can spiral into comedic chaos. The show combines storytelling with witty banter, offering listeners a laugh and a gentle reminder of our shared imperfections. Whether it’s a failed science experiment or an office mishap, Schnebly and Toth are here to celebrate the humor in life’s Shallow End.</p>
<p>If you would like to
advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth, contact</p>
<p> <a href="mailto:advertising@airwavemedia.com">⁠advertising@airwavemedia.com⁠</a></p>
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      <title>#180: Border Collies Can't Drive</title>
      <description>The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth is a wildly entertaining podcast that revels in people's absurd and often hilarious mistakes. In each episode, hosts Schnebly and Toth delve into true stories of misadventures and miscalculations, from everyday blunders to spectacular
gaffes. With a keen eye for the funny side of human error, they explore how even the most straightforward decisions can spiral into comedic chaos. The show combines storytelling with witty banter, offering listeners a laugh and a gentle reminder of our shared imperfections. Whether it’s a failed science experiment or an office mishap, Schnebly and Toth are here to celebrate the humor in life’s Shallow End.

If you would like to
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      <pubDate>Wed, 29 Oct 2025 04:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
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      <itunes:summary>The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth is a wildly entertaining podcast that revels in people's absurd and often hilarious mistakes. In each episode, hosts Schnebly and Toth delve into true stories of misadventures and miscalculations, from everyday blunders to spectacular
gaffes. With a keen eye for the funny side of human error, they explore how even the most straightforward decisions can spiral into comedic chaos. The show combines storytelling with witty banter, offering listeners a laugh and a gentle reminder of our shared imperfections. Whether it’s a failed science experiment or an office mishap, Schnebly and Toth are here to celebrate the humor in life’s Shallow End.

If you would like to
advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth, contact

 advertising@airwavemedia.com











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        <![CDATA[<p>The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth is a wildly entertaining podcast that revels in people's absurd and often hilarious mistakes. In each episode, hosts Schnebly and Toth delve into true stories of misadventures and miscalculations, from everyday blunders to spectacular
gaffes. With a keen eye for the funny side of human error, they explore how even the most straightforward decisions can spiral into comedic chaos. The show combines storytelling with witty banter, offering listeners a laugh and a gentle reminder of our shared imperfections. Whether it’s a failed science experiment or an office mishap, Schnebly and Toth are here to celebrate the humor in life’s Shallow End.</p>
<p>If you would like to
advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth, contact</p>
<p> <a href="mailto:advertising@airwavemedia.com">advertising@airwavemedia.com</a></p>
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      <title>#179: Platinum Dreams But Silver Bracelets</title>
      <description>On Episode #179 of TSE, Jethro starts us with a story of a young man consumed with the idea of becoming the “Next Big Thing” in the music business! And if you’re gonna start your own record label, why not shoot for the stars? All this gentleman needed was some money to jump-start his new career. After running through his options, though, he quickly came up with an easy way to score more money than many countries are worth!  What could go wrong? Oh, gentle listener, so much! Then Lindsay’s up with a DUI stop in rural Kentucky. Picture it!  An on-duty sheriff in his SUV is nearly killed by…well…another on-duty sheriff in his own SUV. Who pulled over whom? Find out in this week’s episode of “The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth."
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      <pubDate>Wed, 22 Oct 2025 04:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:summary>On Episode #179 of TSE, Jethro starts us with a story of a young man consumed with the idea of becoming the “Next Big Thing” in the music business! And if you’re gonna start your own record label, why not shoot for the stars? All this gentleman needed was some money to jump-start his new career. After running through his options, though, he quickly came up with an easy way to score more money than many countries are worth!  What could go wrong? Oh, gentle listener, so much! Then Lindsay’s up with a DUI stop in rural Kentucky. Picture it!  An on-duty sheriff in his SUV is nearly killed by…well…another on-duty sheriff in his own SUV. Who pulled over whom? Find out in this week’s episode of “The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth."
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>On Episode #179 of TSE, Jethro starts us with a story of a young man consumed with the idea of becoming the “Next Big Thing” in the music business! And if you’re gonna start your own record label, why not shoot for the stars? All this gentleman needed was some money to jump-start his new career. After running through his options, though, he quickly came up with an easy way to score more money than many countries are worth!  What could go wrong? Oh, gentle listener, so much! Then Lindsay’s up with a DUI stop in rural Kentucky. Picture it!  An on-duty sheriff in his SUV is nearly killed by…well…another on-duty sheriff in his own SUV. Who pulled over whom? Find out in this week’s episode of “The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth."</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>#178:Pool Cues And Whale Blubber </title>
      <description>In this uproarious episode of The Shallow End, two bizarre and unforgettable tales highlight the absurdity of human folly.

First up, join us for a hilarious recounting of the misadventures of two inept would-be bandits whose grand heist plan unravels spectacularly when they encounter an unexpected adversary: moderately priced billiard equipment. Discover how their harebrained scheme takes an unexpected turn and ends in a series of comedic missteps that will leave you in stitches.

Then, brace yourself for a cautionary tale that explores the catastrophic consequences of combining a dead whale carcass and dynamite. Join us for the true story of a misguided attempt to dispose of a whale carcass that escalates into a disastrous and hilariously unforgettable spectacle.


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      <pubDate>Wed, 15 Oct 2025 04:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Schnebly and Toth</itunes:author>
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      <itunes:summary>In this uproarious episode of The Shallow End, two bizarre and unforgettable tales highlight the absurdity of human folly.

First up, join us for a hilarious recounting of the misadventures of two inept would-be bandits whose grand heist plan unravels spectacularly when they encounter an unexpected adversary: moderately priced billiard equipment. Discover how their harebrained scheme takes an unexpected turn and ends in a series of comedic missteps that will leave you in stitches.

Then, brace yourself for a cautionary tale that explores the catastrophic consequences of combining a dead whale carcass and dynamite. Join us for the true story of a misguided attempt to dispose of a whale carcass that escalates into a disastrous and hilariously unforgettable spectacle.


Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>In this uproarious episode of The Shallow End, two bizarre and unforgettable tales highlight the absurdity of human folly.</p>
<p>First up, join us for a hilarious recounting of the misadventures of two inept would-be bandits whose grand heist plan unravels spectacularly when they encounter an unexpected adversary: moderately priced billiard equipment. Discover how their harebrained scheme takes an unexpected turn and ends in a series of comedic missteps that will leave you in stitches.</p>
<p>Then, brace yourself for a cautionary tale that explores the catastrophic consequences of combining a dead whale carcass and dynamite. Join us for the true story of a misguided attempt to dispose of a whale carcass that escalates into a disastrous and hilariously unforgettable spectacle.</p>
<p><br></p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>#177: Clown Pants and Raccoons</title>
      <description>Despite both Jethro and Lindsay oversleeping, the boys put on their big-boy pants, guzzled some coffee, and jumped back into their audio saddles!  J.G. kicks things off with the story of a man who thought it smart to rob a bank. But what to wear while committing a felony? A question for the ages. Suffice to say, the gentleman made some unique choices that might have landed him a prize in a bad Drag Revue. (And he still got caught.) Then, Linds takes us to the town of Murray, Kentucky, where a local man nicknamed "Cowboy Cody” took it upon himself to show displeasure at being asked to leave a popular watering hole.  But why use a firearm when Mother Nature can provide so many other things to be used as a weapon? (Hint: it rhymes with “raccoon.”) Enjoy this week’s dip in "The Shallow End!"
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      <pubDate>Wed, 08 Oct 2025 04:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
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      <itunes:subtitle/>
      <itunes:summary>Despite both Jethro and Lindsay oversleeping, the boys put on their big-boy pants, guzzled some coffee, and jumped back into their audio saddles!  J.G. kicks things off with the story of a man who thought it smart to rob a bank. But what to wear while committing a felony? A question for the ages. Suffice to say, the gentleman made some unique choices that might have landed him a prize in a bad Drag Revue. (And he still got caught.) Then, Linds takes us to the town of Murray, Kentucky, where a local man nicknamed "Cowboy Cody” took it upon himself to show displeasure at being asked to leave a popular watering hole.  But why use a firearm when Mother Nature can provide so many other things to be used as a weapon? (Hint: it rhymes with “raccoon.”) Enjoy this week’s dip in "The Shallow End!"
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Despite both Jethro and Lindsay oversleeping, the boys put on their big-boy pants, guzzled some coffee, and jumped back into their audio saddles!  J.G. kicks things off with the story of a man who thought it smart to rob a bank. But what to wear while committing a felony? A question for the ages. Suffice to say, the gentleman made some unique choices that might have landed him a prize in a bad Drag Revue. (And he still got caught.) Then, Linds takes us to the town of Murray, Kentucky, where a local man nicknamed "Cowboy Cody” took it upon himself to show displeasure at being asked to leave a popular watering hole.  But why use a firearm when Mother Nature can provide so many other things to be used as a weapon? (Hint: it rhymes with “raccoon.”) Enjoy this week’s dip in "The Shallow End!"</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>#176: The Hot Pocket War</title>
      <description>The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth is a wildly entertaining podcast that revels in people's absurd and often hilarious mistakes. In each episode, hosts Schnebly and Toth delve into true stories of misadventures and miscalculations, from everyday blunders to spectacular gaffes. With a keen eye for the funny side of human error, they explore how even the most straightforward decisions can spiral into comedic chaos. The show combines storytelling with witty banter, offering listeners a laugh and a gentle reminder of our shared imperfections. 

If you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth, contact advertising@airwavemedia.com











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      <pubDate>Wed, 01 Oct 2025 04:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
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      <itunes:summary>The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth is a wildly entertaining podcast that revels in people's absurd and often hilarious mistakes. In each episode, hosts Schnebly and Toth delve into true stories of misadventures and miscalculations, from everyday blunders to spectacular gaffes. With a keen eye for the funny side of human error, they explore how even the most straightforward decisions can spiral into comedic chaos. The show combines storytelling with witty banter, offering listeners a laugh and a gentle reminder of our shared imperfections. 

If you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth, contact advertising@airwavemedia.com











Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth is a wildly entertaining podcast that revels in people's absurd and often hilarious mistakes. In each episode, hosts Schnebly and Toth delve into true stories of misadventures and miscalculations, from everyday blunders to spectacular gaffes. With a keen eye for the funny side of human error, they explore how even the most straightforward decisions can spiral into comedic chaos. The show combines storytelling with witty banter, offering listeners a laugh and a gentle reminder of our shared imperfections. </p>
<p>If you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth, contact <a href="mailto:advertising@airwavemedia.com">advertising@airwavemedia.com</a></p>
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      <title>175: Illegal Droid Relocation </title>
      <description>The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth is a
wildly entertaining podcast that revels in people's absurd and often hilarious mistakes. In each episode, hosts Schnebly and Toth delve into true stories of misadventures and miscalculations, from everyday blunders to spectacular gaffes. With a keen eye for the funny side of human error, they explore how even the most straightforward decisions can spiral into comedic chaos. The show combines storytelling with witty banter, offering listeners a laugh and a gentle reminder of our shared imperfections. Whether it’s a failed science experiment or an office mishap, Schnebly and Toth are here to celebrate the humor in
life’s Shallow End.

If you would like to
advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth, contact

 advertising@airwavemedia.com

 













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      <pubDate>Wed, 24 Sep 2025 04:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:author>Schnebly and Toth</itunes:author>
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wildly entertaining podcast that revels in people's absurd and often hilarious mistakes. In each episode, hosts Schnebly and Toth delve into true stories of misadventures and miscalculations, from everyday blunders to spectacular gaffes. With a keen eye for the funny side of human error, they explore how even the most straightforward decisions can spiral into comedic chaos. The show combines storytelling with witty banter, offering listeners a laugh and a gentle reminder of our shared imperfections. Whether it’s a failed science experiment or an office mishap, Schnebly and Toth are here to celebrate the humor in
life’s Shallow End.

If you would like to
advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth, contact

 advertising@airwavemedia.com

 













Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth is a
wildly entertaining podcast that revels in people's absurd and often hilarious mistakes. In each episode, hosts Schnebly and Toth delve into true stories of misadventures and miscalculations, from everyday blunders to spectacular gaffes. With a keen eye for the funny side of human error, they explore how even the most straightforward decisions can spiral into comedic chaos. The show combines storytelling with witty banter, offering listeners a laugh and a gentle reminder of our shared imperfections. Whether it’s a failed science experiment or an office mishap, Schnebly and Toth are here to celebrate the humor in
life’s Shallow End.</p>
<p>If you would like to
advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth, contact</p>
<p> <a href="mailto:advertising@airwavemedia.com">advertising@airwavemedia.com</a></p>
<p> </p>
<p>










</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>#174: The Gentleman Gas Thief</title>
      <description>Episode #174 of The Shallow End is anything but shallow!  Jethro has the story of a Florida Man who robbed a gas station – but proved to be the single kindest man never to do so. So how did the cops have time to show up and catch him in the act? Well, it’s all about being polite, isn’t it! Then Lindsay goes down under (both geographically and in gastro-intestinal fashion) with the story of a woman who served a very "special lunch" to four guests. What happened? Hint: You may want to skip the mushrooms next time you’re invited to dinner – and go straight to the dessert! Enjoy this week’s brand new episode!
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      <pubDate>Wed, 17 Sep 2025 04:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:summary>Episode #174 of The Shallow End is anything but shallow!  Jethro has the story of a Florida Man who robbed a gas station – but proved to be the single kindest man never to do so. So how did the cops have time to show up and catch him in the act? Well, it’s all about being polite, isn’t it! Then Lindsay goes down under (both geographically and in gastro-intestinal fashion) with the story of a woman who served a very "special lunch" to four guests. What happened? Hint: You may want to skip the mushrooms next time you’re invited to dinner – and go straight to the dessert! Enjoy this week’s brand new episode!
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        <![CDATA[<p>Episode #174 of The Shallow End is anything but shallow!  Jethro has the story of a Florida Man who robbed a gas station – but proved to be the single kindest man never to do so. So how did the cops have time to show up and catch him in the act? Well, it’s all about being polite, isn’t it! Then Lindsay goes down under (both geographically and in gastro-intestinal fashion) with the story of a woman who served a very "special lunch" to four guests. What happened? Hint: You may want to skip the mushrooms next time you’re invited to dinner – and go straight to the dessert! Enjoy this week’s brand new episode!</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>#173: Little Bag Of Horrors</title>
      <description>This week, Jethro and Lindsay are both in Seattle for the opening night of The Box of Oddities Fall Tour! 🎉 The bad news? We’ll be dipping back into the Audio Vault once again for another classic episode. The good news? A brand-new, fresh-from-the-audio-oven episode will be waiting for you next week. Thanks for hanging with us while we hit the road—we promise it’ll be worth the wait.
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      <pubDate>Wed, 10 Sep 2025 04:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:summary>This week, Jethro and Lindsay are both in Seattle for the opening night of The Box of Oddities Fall Tour! 🎉 The bad news? We’ll be dipping back into the Audio Vault once again for another classic episode. The good news? A brand-new, fresh-from-the-audio-oven episode will be waiting for you next week. Thanks for hanging with us while we hit the road—we promise it’ll be worth the wait.
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        <![CDATA[<p>This week, Jethro and Lindsay are both in Seattle for the opening night of <em>The Box of Oddities</em> Fall Tour! 🎉 The bad news? We’ll be dipping back into the Audio Vault once again for another classic episode. The good news? A brand-new, fresh-from-the-audio-oven episode will be waiting for you next week. Thanks for hanging with us while we hit the road—we promise it’ll be worth the wait.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>#172: Well, That Went A Bit Too Far</title>
      <description>Because it’s Labor Day week and we’re all emotionally wearing flip-flops, we’re rolling out a classic from the vault — one of your faves, featuring the ever-delightful Kat!

First up, JG tells the cautionary tale of two friends who loved pranking each other… until one of them decided to take things a skosh too far. What starts as harmless hijinks quickly turns into “well now we both need therapy.” Spoiler alert: someone ends up questioning the definition of fun and also probably friendship.

Then, Lindsay takes us on a majestic, chaotic trip back to the Civil War — where a certain overconfident general basically declared “Mission Accomplished” before the actual mission. It’s a tale of hubris, miscalculations, and the historical equivalent of sending the “I’m outside” text 30 minutes too early.

And Kat? She’s here to provide the logic and the light existential dread.

This is an episode about pranks, pride, and the perils of speaking before thinking. Also, friendship. And probably head injuries.

🎧 Press play. Revisit. Regret nothing.

Hashtags:
#TheShallowEndPodcast #LaborDayReplay #HistoricalOops #PrankWarsGoneWrong #CivilWarFacepalm #VaultEpisode #KatGuestStar #PodcastRewind #FunnyHistory #PlayStupidGamesWinStupidPrizes


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      <pubDate>Wed, 03 Sep 2025 04:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:summary>Because it’s Labor Day week and we’re all emotionally wearing flip-flops, we’re rolling out a classic from the vault — one of your faves, featuring the ever-delightful Kat!

First up, JG tells the cautionary tale of two friends who loved pranking each other… until one of them decided to take things a skosh too far. What starts as harmless hijinks quickly turns into “well now we both need therapy.” Spoiler alert: someone ends up questioning the definition of fun and also probably friendship.

Then, Lindsay takes us on a majestic, chaotic trip back to the Civil War — where a certain overconfident general basically declared “Mission Accomplished” before the actual mission. It’s a tale of hubris, miscalculations, and the historical equivalent of sending the “I’m outside” text 30 minutes too early.

And Kat? She’s here to provide the logic and the light existential dread.

This is an episode about pranks, pride, and the perils of speaking before thinking. Also, friendship. And probably head injuries.

🎧 Press play. Revisit. Regret nothing.

Hashtags:
#TheShallowEndPodcast #LaborDayReplay #HistoricalOops #PrankWarsGoneWrong #CivilWarFacepalm #VaultEpisode #KatGuestStar #PodcastRewind #FunnyHistory #PlayStupidGamesWinStupidPrizes


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Because it’s Labor Day week and we’re all emotionally wearing flip-flops, we’re rolling out a classic from the vault — one of your faves, featuring the ever-delightful Kat!</p>
<p>First up, JG tells the cautionary tale of two friends who <em>loved</em> pranking each other… until one of them decided to take things a <em>skosh</em> too far. What starts as harmless hijinks quickly turns into “well now we both need therapy.” Spoiler alert: someone ends up questioning the definition of <em>fun</em> and <em>also probably friendship.</em></p>
<p>Then, Lindsay takes us on a majestic, chaotic trip back to the Civil War — where a certain overconfident general basically declared “Mission Accomplished” before the actual mission. It’s a tale of hubris, miscalculations, and the historical equivalent of sending the “I’m outside” text 30 minutes too early.</p>
<p>And Kat? She’s here to provide the logic and the light existential dread.</p>
<p><strong>This is an episode about pranks, pride, and the perils of speaking before thinking. Also, friendship. And probably head injuries.</strong></p>
<p>🎧 Press play. Revisit. Regret nothing.</p>
<p><strong>Hashtags:</strong><br>
#TheShallowEndPodcast #LaborDayReplay #HistoricalOops #PrankWarsGoneWrong #CivilWarFacepalm #VaultEpisode #KatGuestStar #PodcastRewind #FunnyHistory #PlayStupidGamesWinStupidPrizes</p>
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      <title>#171: Never Steal The Moon</title>
      <description>The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth is a wildly entertaining podcast that revels in people's absurd and often hilarious mistakes. In each episode, hosts Schnebly and Toth delve into true stories of misadventures and miscalculations, from everyday blunders to spectacular gaffes. With a keen eye for the funny side of human error, they explore how even the most straightforward decisions can spiral into comedic chaos. The show
combines storytelling with witty banter, offering listeners a laugh and a gentle reminder of our shared imperfections. Whether it’s a failed science experiment or an office mishap, Schnebly and Toth are here to celebrate the humor in life’s Shallow End.

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      <pubDate>Wed, 27 Aug 2025 04:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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combines storytelling with witty banter, offering listeners a laugh and a gentle reminder of our shared imperfections. Whether it’s a failed science experiment or an office mishap, Schnebly and Toth are here to celebrate the humor in life’s Shallow End.

If you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth, contact

 advertising@airwavemedia.com











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        <![CDATA[<p>The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth is a wildly entertaining podcast that revels in people's absurd and often hilarious mistakes. In each episode, hosts Schnebly and Toth delve into true stories of misadventures and miscalculations, from everyday blunders to spectacular gaffes. With a keen eye for the funny side of human error, they explore how even the most straightforward decisions can spiral into comedic chaos. The show
combines storytelling with witty banter, offering listeners a laugh and a gentle reminder of our shared imperfections. Whether it’s a failed science experiment or an office mishap, Schnebly and Toth are here to celebrate the humor in life’s Shallow End.</p>
<p>If you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth, contact</p>
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      <itunes:duration>2324</itunes:duration>
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      <title>#170: Is This Your Snake, Sir?</title>
      <description>The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth is a wildly entertaining podcast that revels in people's absurd and often hilarious mistakes. In each episode, hosts Schnebly and Toth delve into true stories of misadventures and miscalculations, from everyday blunders to spectacular gaffes. With a keen eye for the funny side of human error, they explore how even the most straightforward decisions can spiral into comedic chaos. The show
combines storytelling with witty banter, offering listeners a laugh and a gentle reminder of our shared imperfections. Whether it’s a failed science experiment or an office mishap, Schnebly and Toth are here to celebrate the humor in life’s Shallow End.

If you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly
and Toth, contact

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      <pubDate>Wed, 20 Aug 2025 04:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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combines storytelling with witty banter, offering listeners a laugh and a gentle reminder of our shared imperfections. Whether it’s a failed science experiment or an office mishap, Schnebly and Toth are here to celebrate the humor in life’s Shallow End.

If you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly
and Toth, contact

 advertising@airwavemedia.com











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        <![CDATA[<p>The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth is a wildly entertaining podcast that revels in people's absurd and often hilarious mistakes. In each episode, hosts Schnebly and Toth delve into true stories of misadventures and miscalculations, from everyday blunders to spectacular gaffes. With a keen eye for the funny side of human error, they explore how even the most straightforward decisions can spiral into comedic chaos. The show
combines storytelling with witty banter, offering listeners a laugh and a gentle reminder of our shared imperfections. Whether it’s a failed science experiment or an office mishap, Schnebly and Toth are here to celebrate the humor in life’s Shallow End.</p>
<p>If you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly
and Toth, contact</p>
<p> <a href="mailto:advertising@airwavemedia.com">advertising@airwavemedia.com</a></p>
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      <title>#169: Romance In The Road</title>
      <description>The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth is a
wildly entertaining podcast that revels in people's absurd and often hilarious mistakes. In each episode, hosts Schnebly and Toth delve into true stories of misadventures and miscalculations, from everyday blunders to spectacular gaffes. With a keen eye for the funny side of human error, they explore how even the most straightforward decisions can spiral into comedic chaos. The show combines storytelling with witty banter, offering listeners a laugh and a gentle reminder of our shared imperfections. Whether it’s a failed science experiment or an office mishap, Schnebly and Toth are here to celebrate the humor in life’s Shallow End.

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and Toth, contact

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      <pubDate>Wed, 13 Aug 2025 04:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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wildly entertaining podcast that revels in people's absurd and often hilarious mistakes. In each episode, hosts Schnebly and Toth delve into true stories of misadventures and miscalculations, from everyday blunders to spectacular gaffes. With a keen eye for the funny side of human error, they explore how even the most straightforward decisions can spiral into comedic chaos. The show combines storytelling with witty banter, offering listeners a laugh and a gentle reminder of our shared imperfections. Whether it’s a failed science experiment or an office mishap, Schnebly and Toth are here to celebrate the humor in life’s Shallow End.

If you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly
and Toth, contact

 advertising@airwavemedia.com











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        <![CDATA[<p>The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth is a
wildly entertaining podcast that revels in people's absurd and often hilarious mistakes. In each episode, hosts Schnebly and Toth delve into true stories of misadventures and miscalculations, from everyday blunders to spectacular gaffes. With a keen eye for the funny side of human error, they explore how even the most straightforward decisions can spiral into comedic chaos. The show combines storytelling with witty banter, offering listeners a laugh and a gentle reminder of our shared imperfections. Whether it’s a failed science experiment or an office mishap, Schnebly and Toth are here to celebrate the humor in life’s Shallow End.</p>
<p>If you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly
and Toth, contact</p>
<p> <a href="mailto:advertising@airwavemedia.com">advertising@airwavemedia.com</a></p>
<p>








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      <title>#168: Naked Guy With A Chainsaw</title>
      <description>The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth is a
wildly entertaining podcast that revels in people's absurd and often hilarious mistakes. In each episode, hosts Schnebly and Toth delve into true stories of misadventures and miscalculations, from everyday blunders to spectacular gaffes. With a keen eye for the funny side of human error, they explore how even the most straightforward decisions can spiral into comedic chaos. The show combines storytelling with witty banter, offering listeners a laugh and a gentle reminder of our shared imperfections. Whether it’s a failed science experiment or an office mishap, Schnebly and Toth are here to celebrate the humor in life’s Shallow End.

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and Toth, contact

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      <pubDate>Wed, 06 Aug 2025 04:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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wildly entertaining podcast that revels in people's absurd and often hilarious mistakes. In each episode, hosts Schnebly and Toth delve into true stories of misadventures and miscalculations, from everyday blunders to spectacular gaffes. With a keen eye for the funny side of human error, they explore how even the most straightforward decisions can spiral into comedic chaos. The show combines storytelling with witty banter, offering listeners a laugh and a gentle reminder of our shared imperfections. Whether it’s a failed science experiment or an office mishap, Schnebly and Toth are here to celebrate the humor in life’s Shallow End.

If you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly
and Toth, contact

 advertising@airwavemedia.com

 


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        <![CDATA[<p><br></p>
<p>The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth is a
wildly entertaining podcast that revels in people's absurd and often hilarious mistakes. In each episode, hosts Schnebly and Toth delve into true stories of misadventures and miscalculations, from everyday blunders to spectacular gaffes. With a keen eye for the funny side of human error, they explore how even the most straightforward decisions can spiral into comedic chaos. The show combines storytelling with witty banter, offering listeners a laugh and a gentle reminder of our shared imperfections. Whether it’s a failed science experiment or an office mishap, Schnebly and Toth are here to celebrate the humor in life’s Shallow End.</p>
<p>If you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly
and Toth, contact</p>
<p> <a href="mailto:advertising@airwavemedia.com">advertising@airwavemedia.com</a></p>
<p> </p>
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      <title>#167: Combustible DIY </title>
      <description>The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth is a
wildly entertaining podcast that revels in people's absurd and often hilarious mistakes. In each episode, hosts Schnebly and Toth delve into true stories of misadventures and miscalculations, from everyday blunders to spectacular gaffes. With a keen eye for the funny side of human error, they explore how even the most straightforward decisions can spiral into comedic chaos. The show combines storytelling with witty banter, offering listeners a laugh and a gentle reminder of our shared imperfections. Whether it’s a failed science experiment or an office mishap, Schnebly and Toth are here to celebrate the humor in
life’s Shallow End.

If you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly
and Toth, contact

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      <pubDate>Wed, 30 Jul 2025 04:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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wildly entertaining podcast that revels in people's absurd and often hilarious mistakes. In each episode, hosts Schnebly and Toth delve into true stories of misadventures and miscalculations, from everyday blunders to spectacular gaffes. With a keen eye for the funny side of human error, they explore how even the most straightforward decisions can spiral into comedic chaos. The show combines storytelling with witty banter, offering listeners a laugh and a gentle reminder of our shared imperfections. Whether it’s a failed science experiment or an office mishap, Schnebly and Toth are here to celebrate the humor in
life’s Shallow End.

If you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly
and Toth, contact

 advertising@airwavemedia.com


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        <![CDATA[<p>The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth is a
wildly entertaining podcast that revels in people's absurd and often hilarious mistakes. In each episode, hosts Schnebly and Toth delve into true stories of misadventures and miscalculations, from everyday blunders to spectacular gaffes. With a keen eye for the funny side of human error, they explore how even the most straightforward decisions can spiral into comedic chaos. The show combines storytelling with witty banter, offering listeners a laugh and a gentle reminder of our shared imperfections. Whether it’s a failed science experiment or an office mishap, Schnebly and Toth are here to celebrate the humor in
life’s Shallow End.</p>
<p>If you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly
and Toth, contact</p>
<p> <a href="mailto:advertising@airwavemedia.com">advertising@airwavemedia.com</a></p>
<p><br></p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>#165: A Bullet In Your Hotdog</title>
      <description>In this summer replacement episode of The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth, a hotdog vendor falls victim to a robbery, but the culprit leaves a painfully unexpected tip. Then, there's a right way and a wrong way to cook a steak. Guess which one we're going to talk about?

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contact sales@advertisecast.com ⁠http://www.airwavemedia.com


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If you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth,
contact sales@advertisecast.com ⁠http://www.airwavemedia.com


Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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<p>In this summer replacement episode of The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth, a hotdog vendor falls victim to a robbery, but the culprit leaves a painfully unexpected tip. Then, there's a right way and a wrong way to cook a steak. Guess which one we're going to talk about?</p>
<p>If you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth,
contact sales@advertisecast.com <a href="https://www.airwavemedia.com/">⁠http://www.airwavemedia.com</a></p>
<p><br></p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>#164: Kissing The Jellyfish</title>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 16 Jul 2025 04:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:summary>On episode #164, Linds leads us into The Shallow End with the grim tale of a mortician who found a creative way to cremate bodies more “efficiently.” It’s simple science, actually. Why cremate just one body at a time when you can fit 10 or 12 bodies in the same oven? What could possibly go wrong? Then JG takes us to the shores of Texas’ Gulf Coast, where a young man named Chad saw something so sweet wash up on the beach, he just had to plant a big ol’ kiss on it! Young men in their early 20s, fueled by a thirst for summer adventures and a few too many beers, equals guaranteed hilarity! Slather on the sunscreen and join us in The Shallow End!
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      <title>#163: No Cheese For You, Lad</title>
      <description>Episode #163 of The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth has more references to Scotland than you can shake a bagpipe at!  JG shares the story if how Scottish Highlanders weren’t content to stay at home when England was so close. So what did the Highlanders receive in return for their desire to rape, pillage and plunder?  Some karma so big, that it might be one of the biggest Shallow End moments in the history of Mankind! Then Lindsay tells us about a man who went to a “gentleman’s club” in Clearwater, Florida with $300 and a dream. It ended with a call to 911. (That would be HIS call to 911.) Slather on the sunscreen and sit by the deep end, kiddos! ‘Cuz the Shallow End is crowded this week!
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 09 Jul 2025 04:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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      <title>#162: Getaway Blow-up Raft </title>
      <description>Episode #162 of The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth is hotter than a doorknob in hell!  Jethro begins with the tale of a man with a shady past who got pulled over by the police in Orange County, CA. When you have a history of brushes with the law, and you get pulled over by the police, what’s the best way to handle it?  That’s easy!  Just tell them you’re someone else!  Say, your brother. Yeah!  Just tell them you’re your brother!  Then Lindsay tells us about a very inventive bank robber who planned “the perfect getaway.” Why bother with a car when you can float a rubber tube down a nearby creek?
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 02 Jul 2025 04:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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      <title>#161: Foiled and Soiled</title>
      <description>It may be the beginning of summer, but the boys are back at work!  In today’s technology-filled world of crime fighting, Jethro has a story of two criminals brought down mid-crime spree by one of mankind’s oldest problems – good old-fashioned dog poop!  Then Lindsay tells us about a Texas woman who brought an unusual “treat” to her daughter’s fifth-grade school party. Everything was going well – until most of the kids ended up slightly buzzed. And staggering to the nurse’s office. And that’s when the cops were called!  Episode 161 is up and ready to entertain!
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 25 Jun 2025 04:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:summary>It may be the beginning of summer, but the boys are back at work!  In today’s technology-filled world of crime fighting, Jethro has a story of two criminals brought down mid-crime spree by one of mankind’s oldest problems – good old-fashioned dog poop!  Then Lindsay tells us about a Texas woman who brought an unusual “treat” to her daughter’s fifth-grade school party. Everything was going well – until most of the kids ended up slightly buzzed. And staggering to the nurse’s office. And that’s when the cops were called!  Episode 161 is up and ready to entertain!
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>It may be the beginning of summer, but the boys are back at work!  In today’s technology-filled world of crime fighting, Jethro has a story of two criminals brought down mid-crime spree by one of mankind’s oldest problems – good old-fashioned dog poop!  Then Lindsay tells us about a Texas woman who brought an unusual “treat” to her daughter’s fifth-grade school party. Everything was going well – until most of the kids ended up slightly buzzed. And staggering to the nurse’s office. And that’s when the cops were called!  Episode 161 is up and ready to entertain!</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>#160: Spontaneous Pants Combustion </title>
      <description>The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth is a
wildly entertaining podcast that revels in people's absurd and often hilarious mistakes. In each episode, hosts Schnebly and Toth delve into true stories of misadventures and miscalculations, from everyday blunders to spectacular gaffes. With a keen eye for the funny side of human error, they explore how even the most straightforward decisions can spiral into comedic chaos. The show combines storytelling with witty banter, offering listeners a laugh and a gentle reminder of our shared imperfections. Whether it’s a failed science experiment or an office mishap, Schnebly and Toth are here to celebrate the humor in
life’s Shallow End.

If you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly
and Toth, contact advertising@airwavemedia.com

 


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      <pubDate>Wed, 18 Jun 2025 04:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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wildly entertaining podcast that revels in people's absurd and often hilarious mistakes. In each episode, hosts Schnebly and Toth delve into true stories of misadventures and miscalculations, from everyday blunders to spectacular gaffes. With a keen eye for the funny side of human error, they explore how even the most straightforward decisions can spiral into comedic chaos. The show combines storytelling with witty banter, offering listeners a laugh and a gentle reminder of our shared imperfections. Whether it’s a failed science experiment or an office mishap, Schnebly and Toth are here to celebrate the humor in
life’s Shallow End.

If you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly
and Toth, contact advertising@airwavemedia.com

 


Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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</p>
<p>The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth is a
wildly entertaining podcast that revels in people's absurd and often hilarious mistakes. In each episode, hosts Schnebly and Toth delve into true stories of misadventures and miscalculations, from everyday blunders to spectacular gaffes. With a keen eye for the funny side of human error, they explore how even the most straightforward decisions can spiral into comedic chaos. The show combines storytelling with witty banter, offering listeners a laugh and a gentle reminder of our shared imperfections. Whether it’s a failed science experiment or an office mishap, Schnebly and Toth are here to celebrate the humor in
life’s Shallow End.</p>
<p>If you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly
and Toth, contact <a href="mailto:advertising@airwavemedia.com">advertising@airwavemedia.com</a></p>
<p> </p>
<p><br></p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>#159: Waffle Regret</title>
      <description>Episode #159 is a barn-burner of bad ideas!  Jethro starts off with a Florida Man, a plan, and a few drinks too many.  Maybe not the best time to dream up the idea of “the perfect tattoo.” Oh well – at least it’s permanent! Then Lindsay tells us about a woman who was so upset at not being invited to a (third!)  cousin’s wedding, she exacted the strangest revenge you’ve ever heard. Oh well – at least it resulted in a restraining order. Family is fun!  And so is this week’s episode!

If you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly
and Toth, contact

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      <pubDate>Wed, 11 Jun 2025 04:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:summary>Episode #159 is a barn-burner of bad ideas!  Jethro starts off with a Florida Man, a plan, and a few drinks too many.  Maybe not the best time to dream up the idea of “the perfect tattoo.” Oh well – at least it’s permanent! Then Lindsay tells us about a woman who was so upset at not being invited to a (third!)  cousin’s wedding, she exacted the strangest revenge you’ve ever heard. Oh well – at least it resulted in a restraining order. Family is fun!  And so is this week’s episode!

If you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly
and Toth, contact

 advertising@airwavemedia.com



Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Episode #159 is a barn-burner of bad ideas!  Jethro starts off with a Florida Man, a plan, and a few drinks too many.  Maybe not the best time to dream up the idea of “the perfect tattoo.” Oh well – at least it’s permanent! Then Lindsay tells us about a woman who was so upset at not being invited to a (third!)  cousin’s wedding, she exacted the strangest revenge you’ve ever heard. Oh well – at least it resulted in a restraining order. Family is fun!  And so is this week’s episode!</p>
<p>If you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly
and Toth, contact</p>
<p> <a href="mailto:advertising@airwavemedia.com">advertising@airwavemedia.com</a></p>
<p>
</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>#158: Sorry About Your Horse Shoe Pit </title>
      <description>On episode #158 of TSE, Lindsay leads off with a man in Norway who awoke to the sound of his neighbor trying to wake him in the early morning hours. Why? Because there was a boat where the sky used to be! How does a 150-yard-long cargo ship run aground just outside a quiet living room window? You’ll love the answer!  Then Jethro shares the tale of one of the coolest-headed bank robbers you’ve ever heard of.  Anyone can rob a bank and flee in a screaming getaway car. But what about the cool cucumbers who decide to saunter next door for a haircut and shave before going on the lamb?!


If you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly
and Toth, contact

 advertising@airwavemedia.com

 




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      <pubDate>Wed, 04 Jun 2025 04:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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If you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly
and Toth, contact

 advertising@airwavemedia.com

 




Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>On episode #158 of TSE, Lindsay leads off with a man in Norway who awoke to the sound of his neighbor trying to wake him in the early morning hours. Why? Because there was a boat where the sky used to be! How does a 150-yard-long cargo ship run aground just outside a quiet living room window? You’ll love the answer!  Then Jethro shares the tale of one of the coolest-headed bank robbers you’ve ever heard of.  Anyone can rob a bank and flee in a screaming getaway car. But what about the cool cucumbers who decide to saunter next door for a haircut and shave before going on the lamb?!</p>
<p>
If you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly
and Toth, contact</p>
<p> <a href="mailto:advertising@airwavemedia.com">advertising@airwavemedia.com</a></p>
<p> </p>
<p>

</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>#157: Clanging Across The Kitchen Floor</title>
      <description>During this Memorial Week, we take a moment to remember Episode 27! The title for the world's stupidest bank robber is a very competitive division. However, Lindsay may have found a leading contender. Then, Jethro tells us about a bugler who just can't get a break. Attention! If an emergency occurs while listening to this episode, an oxygen mask will drop down from the compartment above your head.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 28 May 2025 04:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:summary>During this Memorial Week, we take a moment to remember Episode 27! The title for the world's stupidest bank robber is a very competitive division. However, Lindsay may have found a leading contender. Then, Jethro tells us about a bugler who just can't get a break. Attention! If an emergency occurs while listening to this episode, an oxygen mask will drop down from the compartment above your head.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>During this Memorial Week, we take a moment to remember Episode 27! The title for the world's stupidest bank robber is a very competitive division. However, Lindsay may have found a leading contender. Then, Jethro tells us about a bugler who just can't get a break. Attention! If an emergency occurs while listening to this episode, an oxygen mask will drop down from the compartment above your head.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>#156: Spontaneous Bedding Combustion </title>
      <description>What word starts with "F” and ends with "uck?” “Firetruck," of course!  Episode #156 hits the ground running with Lindsay’s story about a guy in England who loved him some firetrucks. But scratching that itch to see a big red pumper (!) isn’t always so easy. Then Jethro tells us about a guy who had a novel technique to score not only some quick cash, but two free pizzas!  What went wrong? Well, as Sean Connery so aptly put it in “The Hunt For Red October,” “Not everything in here reacts well to bullets.” Tune in to find out what happened – but remember to wash your hands first!
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 21 May 2025 04:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
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      <itunes:summary>What word starts with "F” and ends with "uck?” “Firetruck," of course!  Episode #156 hits the ground running with Lindsay’s story about a guy in England who loved him some firetrucks. But scratching that itch to see a big red pumper (!) isn’t always so easy. Then Jethro tells us about a guy who had a novel technique to score not only some quick cash, but two free pizzas!  What went wrong? Well, as Sean Connery so aptly put it in “The Hunt For Red October,” “Not everything in here reacts well to bullets.” Tune in to find out what happened – but remember to wash your hands first!
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>What word starts with "F” and ends with "uck?” “Firetruck," of course!  Episode #156 hits the ground running with Lindsay’s story about a guy in England who loved him some firetrucks. But scratching that itch to see a big red pumper (!) isn’t always so easy. Then Jethro tells us about a guy who had a novel technique to score not only some quick cash, but two free pizzas!  What went wrong? Well, as Sean Connery so aptly put it in “The Hunt For Red October,” “Not everything in here reacts well to bullets.” Tune in to find out what happened – but remember to wash your hands first!</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>#155: Chunks Of Stolen Cannon </title>
      <description>On episode #155 of The Shallow End, what would you buy if you had a one-million-dollar bill? At Walmart. Ignoring the fact that the US Treasury doesn’t even print bills that big. Well, JG has the story of a man who used his million-dollar bill to buy a vacuum cleaner. Things got complicated as he waited for the change. Then Linds shares the daring tale of a Kansas man who needed some quick cash to pay off his drug dealer. And if you guessed he decided to use a giant cannon from the Spanish-American War, well, dear listener, your prescience knows no bounds! Get those floaties on your li’l arms, kids! We’re headed for The Shallow End!
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 14 May 2025 04:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:summary>On episode #155 of The Shallow End, what would you buy if you had a one-million-dollar bill? At Walmart. Ignoring the fact that the US Treasury doesn’t even print bills that big. Well, JG has the story of a man who used his million-dollar bill to buy a vacuum cleaner. Things got complicated as he waited for the change. Then Linds shares the daring tale of a Kansas man who needed some quick cash to pay off his drug dealer. And if you guessed he decided to use a giant cannon from the Spanish-American War, well, dear listener, your prescience knows no bounds! Get those floaties on your li’l arms, kids! We’re headed for The Shallow End!
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>On episode #155 of The Shallow End, what would you buy if you had a one-million-dollar bill? At Walmart. Ignoring the fact that the US Treasury doesn’t even print bills that big. Well, JG has the story of a man who used his million-dollar bill to buy a vacuum cleaner. Things got complicated as he waited for the change. Then Linds shares the daring tale of a Kansas man who needed some quick cash to pay off his drug dealer. And if you guessed he decided to use a giant cannon from the Spanish-American War, well, dear listener, your prescience knows no bounds! Get those floaties on your li’l arms, kids! We’re headed for The Shallow End!</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>#154: Not A Place For Bad Decisions</title>
      <description>Episode #154 is a barn-burner!  Jethro is up first with the tale of a man who decided to climb Mt. Fuji without proper gear at the wrong time of the year. And somewhere in all that ice and oxygen deprivation, he barely survived and lost his phone. But it’s what he did just a few days later that qualifies him as a Shallow End-swimmer!  Then Linds shares the story of a drug dealer who marketed himself to strangers and police alike in very unusual ways. It’ll make you think twice about chatting with your next ride-share driver!

If you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly
and Toth, contact

 advertising@airwavemedia.com

 
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 07 May 2025 04:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:summary>Episode #154 is a barn-burner!  Jethro is up first with the tale of a man who decided to climb Mt. Fuji without proper gear at the wrong time of the year. And somewhere in all that ice and oxygen deprivation, he barely survived and lost his phone. But it’s what he did just a few days later that qualifies him as a Shallow End-swimmer!  Then Linds shares the story of a drug dealer who marketed himself to strangers and police alike in very unusual ways. It’ll make you think twice about chatting with your next ride-share driver!

If you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly
and Toth, contact

 advertising@airwavemedia.com

 
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Episode #154 is a barn-burner!  Jethro is up first with the tale of a man who decided to climb Mt. Fuji without proper gear at the wrong time of the year. And somewhere in all that ice and oxygen deprivation, he barely survived and lost his phone. But it’s what he did just a few days later that qualifies him as a Shallow End-swimmer!  Then Linds shares the story of a drug dealer who marketed himself to strangers and police alike in very unusual ways. It’ll make you think twice about chatting with your next ride-share driver!</p>
<p>If you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly
and Toth, contact</p>
<p> <a href="mailto:advertising@airwavemedia.com">advertising@airwavemedia.com</a></p>
<p> </p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>#153: My Shoes Are Sticky, Eh?</title>
      <description>The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth is a
wildly entertaining podcast that revels in people's absurd and often hilarious
mistakes. In each episode, hosts Schnebly and Toth delve into true stories of
misadventures and miscalculations, from everyday blunders to spectacular
gaffes. With a keen eye for the funny side of human error, they explore how
even the most straightforward decisions can spiral into comedic chaos. The show
combines storytelling with witty banter, offering listeners a laugh and a gentle
reminder of our shared imperfections. Whether it’s a failed science experiment
or an office mishap, Schnebly and Toth are here to celebrate the humor in
life’s Shallow End.

If you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly
and Toth, contact advertising@airwavemedia.com

 


Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 30 Apr 2025 04:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:author>Schnebly and Toth</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle/>
      <itunes:summary>The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth is a
wildly entertaining podcast that revels in people's absurd and often hilarious
mistakes. In each episode, hosts Schnebly and Toth delve into true stories of
misadventures and miscalculations, from everyday blunders to spectacular
gaffes. With a keen eye for the funny side of human error, they explore how
even the most straightforward decisions can spiral into comedic chaos. The show
combines storytelling with witty banter, offering listeners a laugh and a gentle
reminder of our shared imperfections. Whether it’s a failed science experiment
or an office mishap, Schnebly and Toth are here to celebrate the humor in
life’s Shallow End.

If you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly
and Toth, contact advertising@airwavemedia.com

 


Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth is a
wildly entertaining podcast that revels in people's absurd and often hilarious
mistakes. In each episode, hosts Schnebly and Toth delve into true stories of
misadventures and miscalculations, from everyday blunders to spectacular
gaffes. With a keen eye for the funny side of human error, they explore how
even the most straightforward decisions can spiral into comedic chaos. The show
combines storytelling with witty banter, offering listeners a laugh and a gentle
reminder of our shared imperfections. Whether it’s a failed science experiment
or an office mishap, Schnebly and Toth are here to celebrate the humor in
life’s Shallow End.</p>
<p>If you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly
and Toth, contact <a href="mailto:advertising@airwavemedia.com">advertising@airwavemedia.com</a></p>
<p> </p>
<p><br></p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>2402</itunes:duration>
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      <title>#152: From Tide Pods to Shipwrecks</title>
      <description>Join hosts Schnebly and Toth in this episode of Shallow End, where they take a deep dive into the turbulent waters of online idiocy and historical misfortune. We got an email suggesting we revisit the topic of ill-conceived stunts, and since we already covered it in a previous episode, why not do it again? It's like recycling, but with more facepalms.
Get ready to laugh, cringe, and possibly question the future of humanity as Schnebly and Toth run through the best of viral Internet challenges that were definitely thought through… said no one ever. From the "Tide Pod Challenge" (because eating laundry detergent is the new gourmet) to the "Fire Challenge" (because who doesn’t want to set themselves on fire for internet fame?), these stunts were guaranteed to go wrong—and spoiler alert: they did. So buckle up and prepare for a cringe-fest of epic proportions.
But wait, there's more! Schnebly and Toth also dig into the tragically ironic fate of Captain John Kendrick. A once-renowned sea captain who somehow managed to turn every ounce of hubris into a series of horrible decisions. Get ready for a tale of twists, turns, and an unexpected plunge into historical calamity that will make you appreciate your own decision not to sail into the unknown with zero foresight.
So, leave your dignity behind and dive into this mess of an episode with Schnebly and Toth. Whether you’re into facepalm-worthy internet stunts or you love a good, old-fashioned historical flop, this one’s got it all—and it’s wrapped in a nice layer of sarcasm and irreverence. Tune in and don’t say we didn’t warn you.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 23 Apr 2025 04:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:summary>Join hosts Schnebly and Toth in this episode of Shallow End, where they take a deep dive into the turbulent waters of online idiocy and historical misfortune. We got an email suggesting we revisit the topic of ill-conceived stunts, and since we already covered it in a previous episode, why not do it again? It's like recycling, but with more facepalms.
Get ready to laugh, cringe, and possibly question the future of humanity as Schnebly and Toth run through the best of viral Internet challenges that were definitely thought through… said no one ever. From the "Tide Pod Challenge" (because eating laundry detergent is the new gourmet) to the "Fire Challenge" (because who doesn’t want to set themselves on fire for internet fame?), these stunts were guaranteed to go wrong—and spoiler alert: they did. So buckle up and prepare for a cringe-fest of epic proportions.
But wait, there's more! Schnebly and Toth also dig into the tragically ironic fate of Captain John Kendrick. A once-renowned sea captain who somehow managed to turn every ounce of hubris into a series of horrible decisions. Get ready for a tale of twists, turns, and an unexpected plunge into historical calamity that will make you appreciate your own decision not to sail into the unknown with zero foresight.
So, leave your dignity behind and dive into this mess of an episode with Schnebly and Toth. Whether you’re into facepalm-worthy internet stunts or you love a good, old-fashioned historical flop, this one’s got it all—and it’s wrapped in a nice layer of sarcasm and irreverence. Tune in and don’t say we didn’t warn you.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Join hosts Schnebly and Toth in this episode of <em>Shallow End</em>, where they take a deep dive into the turbulent waters of online idiocy and historical misfortune. We got an email suggesting we revisit the topic of ill-conceived stunts, and since we already covered it in a previous episode, why not do it again? It's like recycling, but with more facepalms.</p><p>Get ready to laugh, cringe, and possibly question the future of humanity as Schnebly and Toth run through the <em>best</em> of viral Internet challenges that were <em>definitely</em> thought through… said no one ever. From the "Tide Pod Challenge" (because eating laundry detergent is the new gourmet) to the "Fire Challenge" (because who doesn’t want to set themselves on fire for internet fame?), these stunts were guaranteed to go wrong—and spoiler alert: they did. So buckle up and prepare for a cringe-fest of epic proportions.</p><p>But wait, there's more! Schnebly and Toth also dig into the <em>tragically</em> ironic fate of Captain John Kendrick. A once-renowned sea captain who somehow managed to turn every ounce of hubris into a series of horrible decisions. Get ready for a tale of twists, turns, and an unexpected plunge into historical calamity that will make you appreciate your <em>own</em> decision not to sail into the unknown with zero foresight.</p><p>So, leave your dignity behind and dive into this mess of an episode with Schnebly and Toth. Whether you’re into facepalm-worthy internet stunts or you love a good, old-fashioned historical flop, this one’s got it all—and it’s wrapped in a nice layer of sarcasm and irreverence. Tune in and don’t say we didn’t warn you.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>#151: A Very Destructive Selfie</title>
      <description>In Episode #151, Jethro starts with a story of a woman looking for “The Perfect Selfie” at a swanky Los Angeles art exhibit featuring 12 very large and expensive pieces of…well…art. What could go wrong, we ask? Just a slight adjustment to line up the perfect selfie. Lean back just a few inches, and…well…something went very, very wrong.  Then, Lindsay tells us a story proving that politicians with inflated egos and stupid decisions are nothing new. This story goes back to 1917 from a German Foreign Minister who devised the perfect plan to keep America out of World War I. And we all know how well that idea worked!  Take those selfies and fire up the bratwurst! Episode #151 is a barn-burner!
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 16 Apr 2025 04:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
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      <itunes:summary>In Episode #151, Jethro starts with a story of a woman looking for “The Perfect Selfie” at a swanky Los Angeles art exhibit featuring 12 very large and expensive pieces of…well…art. What could go wrong, we ask? Just a slight adjustment to line up the perfect selfie. Lean back just a few inches, and…well…something went very, very wrong.  Then, Lindsay tells us a story proving that politicians with inflated egos and stupid decisions are nothing new. This story goes back to 1917 from a German Foreign Minister who devised the perfect plan to keep America out of World War I. And we all know how well that idea worked!  Take those selfies and fire up the bratwurst! Episode #151 is a barn-burner!
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>In Episode #151, Jethro starts with a story of a woman looking for “The Perfect Selfie” at a swanky Los Angeles art exhibit featuring 12 very large and expensive pieces of…well…art. What could go wrong, we ask? Just a slight adjustment to line up the perfect selfie. Lean back just a few inches, and…well…something went very, very wrong.  Then, Lindsay tells us a story proving that politicians with inflated egos and stupid decisions are nothing new. This story goes back to 1917 from a German Foreign Minister who devised the perfect plan to keep America out of World War I. And we all know how well that idea worked!  Take those selfies and fire up the bratwurst! Episode #151 is a barn-burner!</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>#150: Letters From The Shallow End</title>
      <description>To celebrate the 150th episode of this thing we like to call a podcast, “The Shallow End” is proud to feature an entire episode of stories sent in by our family of listeners – The Shallow End Dwellers. Hilarity ensues when a man finds that his chainsaw can cut more than firewood, how a mound of driveway snow can lead to marriage, and why it’s best to make sure your earbuds are plugged into your phone. And we’re just gettin’ warmed up!
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 09 Apr 2025 04:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Schnebly and Toth</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle/>
      <itunes:summary>To celebrate the 150th episode of this thing we like to call a podcast, “The Shallow End” is proud to feature an entire episode of stories sent in by our family of listeners – The Shallow End Dwellers. Hilarity ensues when a man finds that his chainsaw can cut more than firewood, how a mound of driveway snow can lead to marriage, and why it’s best to make sure your earbuds are plugged into your phone. And we’re just gettin’ warmed up!
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>To celebrate the 150th episode of this thing we like to call a podcast, “The Shallow End” is proud to feature an entire episode of stories sent in by our family of listeners – The Shallow End Dwellers. Hilarity ensues when a man finds that his chainsaw can cut more than firewood, how a mound of driveway snow can lead to marriage, and why it’s best to make sure your earbuds are plugged into your phone. And we’re just gettin’ warmed up!</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>2272</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>#149: A Dangling Shame</title>
      <description>Episode #149 of "The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth” is what episode #148 could have been if it just applied itself for once. Lindsay introduces us to an airline pilot who was very good at his job ferrying passengers to other lands safely and comfortably – until he forgot to bring something with him that you and I carry whenever we travel internationally. (Sometimes, the skies aren’t so friendly.) Then, Jethro tells us about an auto thief who came fully prepared to carry out his professional responsibilities – until he realized that the planet itself was moving away from him at one foot per second while he was working with his tools. Was it the Apocalypse? End Times? A bad hangover? Tune in to discover how this thief found himself 20 feet in the air!
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 02 Apr 2025 04:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Schnebly and Toth</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle/>
      <itunes:summary>Episode #149 of "The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth” is what episode #148 could have been if it just applied itself for once. Lindsay introduces us to an airline pilot who was very good at his job ferrying passengers to other lands safely and comfortably – until he forgot to bring something with him that you and I carry whenever we travel internationally. (Sometimes, the skies aren’t so friendly.) Then, Jethro tells us about an auto thief who came fully prepared to carry out his professional responsibilities – until he realized that the planet itself was moving away from him at one foot per second while he was working with his tools. Was it the Apocalypse? End Times? A bad hangover? Tune in to discover how this thief found himself 20 feet in the air!
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>Episode #149 of "The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth” is what episode #148 could have been if it just applied itself for once. Lindsay introduces us to an airline pilot who was very good at his job ferrying passengers to other lands safely and comfortably – until he forgot to bring something with him that you and I carry whenever we travel internationally. (Sometimes, the skies aren’t so friendly.) Then, Jethro tells us about an auto thief who came fully prepared to carry out his professional responsibilities – until he realized that the planet itself was moving away from him at one foot per second while he was working with his tools. Was it the Apocalypse? End Times? A bad hangover? Tune in to discover how this thief found himself 20 feet in the air!</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>2339</itunes:duration>
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      <title>#148: Ratted Out By Salad</title>
      <description>Why are we surprised that episode #148 of TSE wasn’t stolen before it aired? Because it's chock full of burglars, is why! JG regales us with the story of three men hell-bent on burglarizing a hamburger shop. The prospect of the cash inside drew them. What they couldn't have known was how a two-pound tub of Macaroni Salad may have been too tasty to leave behind – but would also be their undoing. Lindsay’s burglar story comes to us from the Garden State of New Jersey, where a young man made an interesting decision to burglarize a home one night because the lights were off, and he assumed no one was home. He was – how to put this? – wrong. Hilarity ensued when he decided to make his getaway using the aptly-named Lyft (‘cause what other name would a burglar like more?).
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      <pubDate>Wed, 26 Mar 2025 04:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:summary>Why are we surprised that episode #148 of TSE wasn’t stolen before it aired? Because it's chock full of burglars, is why! JG regales us with the story of three men hell-bent on burglarizing a hamburger shop. The prospect of the cash inside drew them. What they couldn't have known was how a two-pound tub of Macaroni Salad may have been too tasty to leave behind – but would also be their undoing. Lindsay’s burglar story comes to us from the Garden State of New Jersey, where a young man made an interesting decision to burglarize a home one night because the lights were off, and he assumed no one was home. He was – how to put this? – wrong. Hilarity ensued when he decided to make his getaway using the aptly-named Lyft (‘cause what other name would a burglar like more?).
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Why are we surprised that episode #148 of TSE wasn’t stolen before it aired? Because it's chock full of burglars, is why! JG regales us with the story of three men hell-bent on burglarizing a hamburger shop. The prospect of the cash inside drew them. What they couldn't have known was how a two-pound tub of Macaroni Salad may have been too tasty to leave behind – but would also be their undoing. Lindsay’s burglar story comes to us from the Garden State of New Jersey, where a young man made an interesting decision to burglarize a home one night because the lights were off, and he assumed no one was home. He was – how to put this? – wrong. Hilarity ensued when he decided to make his getaway using the aptly-named Lyft (‘cause what other name would a burglar like more?).</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>1963</itunes:duration>
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      <title>#147: Shut Up Dirk!</title>
      <description>On episode #147, Lindsay starts the show with a cautionary tale on why it’s never good to alter Mother Nature’s distribution of native species. Hawaii in the late 1800s dealt with a problem of rats in the sugarcane fields by…well…importing an animal from the other side of the world. It did not end well! And speaking of animals (!), J.G. tells us about two Welshmen who naturally found themselves in a pub. On the Gold Coast of Australia. A bit in their cups. Who decided at 2 AM that it was the perfect time to realize a lifelong dream of swimming with dolphins. The decision did not please the local SeaWorld theme park. Or it's prized penguin, Dirk. And that’s just the beginning of Jethro’s story! Join us, won’t you?

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      <pubDate>Wed, 19 Mar 2025 04:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:summary>On episode #147, Lindsay starts the show with a cautionary tale on why it’s never good to alter Mother Nature’s distribution of native species. Hawaii in the late 1800s dealt with a problem of rats in the sugarcane fields by…well…importing an animal from the other side of the world. It did not end well! And speaking of animals (!), J.G. tells us about two Welshmen who naturally found themselves in a pub. On the Gold Coast of Australia. A bit in their cups. Who decided at 2 AM that it was the perfect time to realize a lifelong dream of swimming with dolphins. The decision did not please the local SeaWorld theme park. Or it's prized penguin, Dirk. And that’s just the beginning of Jethro’s story! Join us, won’t you?

If you would like to advertise on The Box of Oddities, contact advertising@airwavemedia.com
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>On episode #147, Lindsay starts the show with a cautionary tale on why it’s never good to alter Mother Nature’s distribution of native species. Hawaii in the late 1800s dealt with a problem of rats in the sugarcane fields by…well…importing an animal from the other side of the world. It did not end well! And speaking of animals (!), J.G. tells us about two Welshmen who naturally found themselves in a pub. On the Gold Coast of Australia. A bit in their cups. Who decided at 2 AM that it was the perfect time to realize a lifelong dream of swimming with dolphins. The decision did not please the local SeaWorld theme park. Or it's prized penguin, Dirk. And that’s just the beginning of Jethro’s story! Join us, won’t you?</p><p><br></p><p>If you would like to advertise on The Box of Oddities, contact <a href="mailto:advertising@airwavemedia.com">advertising@airwavemedia.com</a></p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>#146: Deadly Produce</title>
      <description>It’s not quite as good as our 150th episode will be, but episode #146 is close!  Jethro has a story about a man who hits on the idea of a perfect robbery. Using a real gun is not only illegal, but what if that thing went off and someone got hurt? This gentleman in Glasgow came up with a substitute that he thought was genius!  (It involves a rather phallic piece of produce. Oh, and a man’s dress sock.) The cast of Monty Python would have been proud! Then, did you know that fewer than one percent of prisoners contemplate an escape? Well, Lindsay tells us about a most unusual prison break from the great state of Michigan. It left authorities there baffled as they responded to word of this usual prison story late on a Sunday night.  It is positively dripping with irony! (And police cars.)
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      <pubDate>Wed, 12 Mar 2025 04:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:summary>It’s not quite as good as our 150th episode will be, but episode #146 is close!  Jethro has a story about a man who hits on the idea of a perfect robbery. Using a real gun is not only illegal, but what if that thing went off and someone got hurt? This gentleman in Glasgow came up with a substitute that he thought was genius!  (It involves a rather phallic piece of produce. Oh, and a man’s dress sock.) The cast of Monty Python would have been proud! Then, did you know that fewer than one percent of prisoners contemplate an escape? Well, Lindsay tells us about a most unusual prison break from the great state of Michigan. It left authorities there baffled as they responded to word of this usual prison story late on a Sunday night.  It is positively dripping with irony! (And police cars.)
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>It’s not quite as good as our 150th episode will be, but episode #146 is close!  Jethro has a story about a man who hits on the idea of a perfect robbery. Using a real gun is not only illegal, but what if that thing went off and someone got hurt? This gentleman in Glasgow came up with a substitute that he thought was genius!  (It involves a rather phallic piece of produce. Oh, and a man’s dress sock.) The cast of Monty Python would have been proud! Then, did you know that fewer than one percent of prisoners contemplate an escape? Well, Lindsay tells us about a most unusual prison break from the great state of Michigan. It left authorities there baffled as they responded to word of this usual prison story late on a Sunday night.  It is positively dripping with irony! (And police cars.)</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>1840</itunes:duration>
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      <title>#145: Leave The Brass Section Out Of It</title>
      <description>On episode #145, Jethro kicks things off with tales of tails - and other animal parts. Seems like the basic human need to smuggle living things from country to country is not only illegal and can result in prison time, but a rodent in your pants can cause other issues. Be glad you’re not a TSA agent as you listen to these stories. Then Lindsay regales us with the story of an inventive woman who needed some quick cash to pay her probation court fees. She came up with the perfect idea – forgetting that people actually can and do check their credit card activity from time to time. Wanna turn a simple misdemeanor into a full-fledged felony?  Learn how in this episode!
If you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth, contact
 advertising@airwavemedia.com
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 05 Mar 2025 05:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:summary>On episode #145, Jethro kicks things off with tales of tails - and other animal parts. Seems like the basic human need to smuggle living things from country to country is not only illegal and can result in prison time, but a rodent in your pants can cause other issues. Be glad you’re not a TSA agent as you listen to these stories. Then Lindsay regales us with the story of an inventive woman who needed some quick cash to pay her probation court fees. She came up with the perfect idea – forgetting that people actually can and do check their credit card activity from time to time. Wanna turn a simple misdemeanor into a full-fledged felony?  Learn how in this episode!
If you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth, contact
 advertising@airwavemedia.com
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p class="ql-align-center">On episode #145, Jethro kicks things off with tales of tails - and other animal parts. Seems like the basic human need to smuggle living things from country to country is not only illegal and can result in prison time, but a rodent in your pants can cause other issues. Be glad you’re not a TSA agent as you listen to these stories. Then Lindsay regales us with the story of an inventive woman who needed some quick cash to pay her probation court fees. She came up with the perfect idea – forgetting that people actually can and do check their credit card activity from time to time. Wanna turn a simple misdemeanor into a full-fledged felony?  Learn how in this episode!</p><p class="ql-align-center">If you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth, contact</p><p class="ql-align-center"> <a href="mailto:advertising@airwavemedia.com">advertising@airwavemedia.com</a></p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>1892</itunes:duration>
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      <title>#144: Standard Issue Footwear</title>
      <description>Episode #144 of The Shallow End is chock full of vitamins and other nutrients!  (Okay. It’s not. But it is entertaining as hell.) Lindsay’s story comes to us from Kissimmee, FL, where a young woman and her boyfriend decided to celebrate the man’s birthday at a local motel by ordering a pizza delivered to their room. Everything was going swimmingly – until the police were called. Find out why! (Note: It involves drivers who will stop at nothing to drive home their opinions on the importance of gratuity.) Then Jethro takes us to the mountains above Tucson, AZ, where a gentleman was enjoying the sweeping views of the city before a late monsoon rain blew in to wash away the summer heat. What an unfortunate time to have to answer nature’s call. No worries!  When you’re a male, the whole Earth is your bathroom! (Shame about the timing of that lighting strike!)
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      <pubDate>Wed, 26 Feb 2025 05:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:summary>Episode #144 of The Shallow End is chock full of vitamins and other nutrients!  (Okay. It’s not. But it is entertaining as hell.) Lindsay’s story comes to us from Kissimmee, FL, where a young woman and her boyfriend decided to celebrate the man’s birthday at a local motel by ordering a pizza delivered to their room. Everything was going swimmingly – until the police were called. Find out why! (Note: It involves drivers who will stop at nothing to drive home their opinions on the importance of gratuity.) Then Jethro takes us to the mountains above Tucson, AZ, where a gentleman was enjoying the sweeping views of the city before a late monsoon rain blew in to wash away the summer heat. What an unfortunate time to have to answer nature’s call. No worries!  When you’re a male, the whole Earth is your bathroom! (Shame about the timing of that lighting strike!)
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Episode #144 of The Shallow End is chock full of vitamins and other nutrients!  (Okay. It’s not. But it is entertaining as hell.) Lindsay’s story comes to us from Kissimmee, FL, where a young woman and her boyfriend decided to celebrate the man’s birthday at a local motel by ordering a pizza delivered to their room. Everything was going swimmingly – until the police were called. Find out why! (Note: It involves drivers who will stop at nothing to drive home their opinions on the importance of gratuity.) Then Jethro takes us to the mountains above Tucson, AZ, where a gentleman was enjoying the sweeping views of the city before a late monsoon rain blew in to wash away the summer heat. What an unfortunate time to have to answer nature’s call. No worries!  When you’re a male, the whole Earth is your bathroom! (Shame about the timing of that lighting strike!)</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>2458</itunes:duration>
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      <title>#143: Pyrotechnic Snowfall</title>
      <description>Defying all laws of common decency and good taste, Jethro and Lindsay have finished another episode of The Shallow End! J.G. kicks things off with a story of a man no longer content with the standard methods of removing snow from his backyard. Anyone can shovel it – but where’s the inventive spirit of adventure in that?! There are times when a man needs to harness creativity – and a big tank of flammable propane – to achieve his dreams!  Lindsay follows up with a primer on why it’s important to keep your license plates up to date. His story from Oklahoma (OK!) involves a most usual traffic stop for some expired tags. How would that lead to the discovery of a caged rattlesnake, an open bottle of bourbon, a loaded firearm and – wait for it – a bottle of uranium? So glad you asked, gentle listener. The answer is waiting for you in this week’s episode!
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      <pubDate>Wed, 19 Feb 2025 05:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>#143: Pyrotechnic Snowfall</itunes:title>
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      <itunes:summary>Defying all laws of common decency and good taste, Jethro and Lindsay have finished another episode of The Shallow End! J.G. kicks things off with a story of a man no longer content with the standard methods of removing snow from his backyard. Anyone can shovel it – but where’s the inventive spirit of adventure in that?! There are times when a man needs to harness creativity – and a big tank of flammable propane – to achieve his dreams!  Lindsay follows up with a primer on why it’s important to keep your license plates up to date. His story from Oklahoma (OK!) involves a most usual traffic stop for some expired tags. How would that lead to the discovery of a caged rattlesnake, an open bottle of bourbon, a loaded firearm and – wait for it – a bottle of uranium? So glad you asked, gentle listener. The answer is waiting for you in this week’s episode!
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Defying all laws of common decency and good taste, Jethro and Lindsay have finished another episode of The Shallow End! J.G. kicks things off with a story of a man no longer content with the standard methods of removing snow from his backyard. Anyone can shovel it – but where’s the inventive spirit of adventure in that?! There are times when a man needs to harness creativity – and a big tank of flammable propane – to achieve his dreams!  Lindsay follows up with a primer on why it’s important to keep your license plates up to date. His story from Oklahoma (OK!) involves a most usual traffic stop for some expired tags. How would that lead to the discovery of a caged rattlesnake, an open bottle of bourbon, a loaded firearm and – wait for it – a bottle of uranium? So glad you asked, gentle listener. The answer is waiting for you in this week’s episode!</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>2541</itunes:duration>
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      <title>#142: Cold. Hard. Cash.</title>
      <description>In Episode #142 of The Shallow End, Jethro’s out of the gate with a story of a young woman who took an elderly relative to help him withdraw thousands of dollars from his bank. Just one hitch there – the man didn’t appear “to be well.” It kind of went downhill from there. Then Lindsay shares a story about a firefighter who really liked flames. I mean…I REALLY liked Flames.  So much so that an arson investigator took over the case, and it wasn’t hard for the investigator to figure out who the culprit was. Douse those flames of boredom and listen to this week’s episode of "The Shallow End!"!
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      <pubDate>Wed, 12 Feb 2025 05:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>#142: Cold. Hard. Cash.</itunes:title>
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      <itunes:summary>In Episode #142 of The Shallow End, Jethro’s out of the gate with a story of a young woman who took an elderly relative to help him withdraw thousands of dollars from his bank. Just one hitch there – the man didn’t appear “to be well.” It kind of went downhill from there. Then Lindsay shares a story about a firefighter who really liked flames. I mean…I REALLY liked Flames.  So much so that an arson investigator took over the case, and it wasn’t hard for the investigator to figure out who the culprit was. Douse those flames of boredom and listen to this week’s episode of "The Shallow End!"!
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>In Episode #142 of The Shallow End, Jethro’s out of the gate with a story of a young woman who took an elderly relative to help him withdraw thousands of dollars from his bank. Just one hitch there – the man didn’t appear “to be well.” It kind of went downhill from there. Then Lindsay shares a story about a firefighter who really liked flames. I mean…I REALLY liked Flames.  So much so that an arson investigator took over the case, and it wasn’t hard for the investigator to figure out who the culprit was. Douse those flames of boredom and listen to this week’s episode of "The Shallow End!"!</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>2305</itunes:duration>
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      <title>#141: That Ain't No Way To Treat a Hoagie</title>
      <description>The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth is a wildly entertaining podcast that revels in people's absurd and often hilarious mistakes. In each episode, hosts Schnebly and Toth delve into true stories of misadventures and miscalculations, from everyday blunders to spectacular gaffes. With a keen eye for the funny side of human error, they explore how even the most straightforward decisions can spiral into comedic chaos. The show combines storytelling with witty banter, offering listeners a laugh and a gentle reminder of our shared imperfections. Whether it’s a failed science experiment or an office mishap, Schnebly and Toth are here to celebrate the humor in life’s Shallow End.
If you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth, contact
 advertising@airwavemedia.com
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 05 Feb 2025 05:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>#141: That Ain't No Way To Treat a Hoagie</itunes:title>
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      <itunes:summary>The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth is a wildly entertaining podcast that revels in people's absurd and often hilarious mistakes. In each episode, hosts Schnebly and Toth delve into true stories of misadventures and miscalculations, from everyday blunders to spectacular gaffes. With a keen eye for the funny side of human error, they explore how even the most straightforward decisions can spiral into comedic chaos. The show combines storytelling with witty banter, offering listeners a laugh and a gentle reminder of our shared imperfections. Whether it’s a failed science experiment or an office mishap, Schnebly and Toth are here to celebrate the humor in life’s Shallow End.
If you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth, contact
 advertising@airwavemedia.com
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth is a wildly entertaining podcast that revels in people's absurd and often hilarious mistakes. In each episode, hosts Schnebly and Toth delve into true stories of misadventures and miscalculations, from everyday blunders to spectacular gaffes. With a keen eye for the funny side of human error, they explore how even the most straightforward decisions can spiral into comedic chaos. The show combines storytelling with witty banter, offering listeners a laugh and a gentle reminder of our shared imperfections. Whether it’s a failed science experiment or an office mishap, Schnebly and Toth are here to celebrate the humor in life’s Shallow End.</p><p class="ql-align-center">If you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth, contact</p><p class="ql-align-center"> <a href="mailto:advertising@airwavemedia.com">advertising@airwavemedia.com</a></p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>2330</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>#140: A Complete Waste Of Musket Fire</title>
      <description>On Episode #140, Jethro and Lindsay marvel that they’re recording another episode. And, oh, the stories they tell!  Lindsay starts us off with a woman who had many things to do before New Year’s Eve – including texting her drug dealer for some fentanyl. Only one hitch in that plan – she didn’t quite text the right person. Hilarity and handcuffs ensue! Then Jethro shares a story of a robbery gone awry in Yorkshire in the U.K. It involves a retired construction worker who just wanted some clean clothes. But when a youthful criminal decided to rob the laundromat, our retired hero had other plans. It involves wet pants. (But truth be told, what good stories don’t?) Onward into the Shallow End!
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      <pubDate>Wed, 29 Jan 2025 05:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>#140: A Complete Waste Of Musket Fire</itunes:title>
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      <itunes:summary>On Episode #140, Jethro and Lindsay marvel that they’re recording another episode. And, oh, the stories they tell!  Lindsay starts us off with a woman who had many things to do before New Year’s Eve – including texting her drug dealer for some fentanyl. Only one hitch in that plan – she didn’t quite text the right person. Hilarity and handcuffs ensue! Then Jethro shares a story of a robbery gone awry in Yorkshire in the U.K. It involves a retired construction worker who just wanted some clean clothes. But when a youthful criminal decided to rob the laundromat, our retired hero had other plans. It involves wet pants. (But truth be told, what good stories don’t?) Onward into the Shallow End!
If you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth, contact
 advertising@airwavemedia.com

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>On Episode #140, Jethro and Lindsay marvel that they’re recording another episode. And, oh, the stories they tell!  Lindsay starts us off with a woman who had many things to do before New Year’s Eve – including texting her drug dealer for some fentanyl. Only one hitch in that plan – she didn’t quite text the right person. Hilarity and handcuffs ensue! Then Jethro shares a story of a robbery gone awry in Yorkshire in the U.K. It involves a retired construction worker who just wanted some clean clothes. But when a youthful criminal decided to rob the laundromat, our retired hero had other plans. It involves wet pants. (But truth be told, what good stories don’t?) Onward into the Shallow End!</p><p class="ql-align-center">If you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth, contact</p><p class="ql-align-center"> <a href="mailto:advertising@airwavemedia.com">advertising@airwavemedia.com</a></p><p><br></p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>#139: Reagan-Era Spam</title>
      <description>The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth is a wildly entertaining podcast that revels in people's absurd and often hilarious mistakes. In each episode, hosts Schnebly and Toth delve into true stories of misadventures and miscalculations, from everyday blunders to spectacular gaffes. With a keen eye for the funny side of human error, they explore how even the most straightforward decisions can spiral into comedic chaos. The show combines storytelling with witty banter, offering listeners a laugh and a gentle reminder of our shared imperfections. Whether it’s a failed science experiment or an office mishap, Schnebly and Toth are here to celebrate the humor in life’s Shallow End.
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      <pubDate>Wed, 22 Jan 2025 05:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>#139: Reagan-Era Spam</itunes:title>
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      <itunes:author>Schnebly and Toth</itunes:author>
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      <itunes:summary>The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth is a wildly entertaining podcast that revels in people's absurd and often hilarious mistakes. In each episode, hosts Schnebly and Toth delve into true stories of misadventures and miscalculations, from everyday blunders to spectacular gaffes. With a keen eye for the funny side of human error, they explore how even the most straightforward decisions can spiral into comedic chaos. The show combines storytelling with witty banter, offering listeners a laugh and a gentle reminder of our shared imperfections. Whether it’s a failed science experiment or an office mishap, Schnebly and Toth are here to celebrate the humor in life’s Shallow End.
If you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth, contact
 advertising@airwavemedia.com

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth is a wildly entertaining podcast that revels in people's absurd and often hilarious mistakes. In each episode, hosts Schnebly and Toth delve into true stories of misadventures and miscalculations, from everyday blunders to spectacular gaffes. With a keen eye for the funny side of human error, they explore how even the most straightforward decisions can spiral into comedic chaos. The show combines storytelling with witty banter, offering listeners a laugh and a gentle reminder of our shared imperfections. Whether it’s a failed science experiment or an office mishap, Schnebly and Toth are here to celebrate the humor in life’s Shallow End.</p><p class="ql-align-center">If you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth, contact</p><p class="ql-align-center"> <a href="mailto:advertising@airwavemedia.com">advertising@airwavemedia.com</a></p><p><br></p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>#138: Eggs In The Radiator</title>
      <description>The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth is a wildly entertaining podcast that revels in people's absurd and often hilarious mistakes. In each episode, hosts Schnebly and Toth delve into true stories of misadventures and miscalculations, from everyday blunders to spectacular gaffes. With a keen eye for the funny side of human error, they explore how even the most straightforward decisions can spiral into comedic chaos. The show combines storytelling with witty banter, offering listeners a laugh and a gentle reminder of our shared imperfections. Whether it’s a failed science experiment or an office mishap, Schnebly and Toth are here to celebrate the humor in life’s Shallow End.
If you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth, contact
 advertising@airwavemedia.com
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      <pubDate>Wed, 15 Jan 2025 05:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>#138: Eggs In The Radiator</itunes:title>
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      <itunes:author>Schnebly and Toth</itunes:author>
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      <itunes:summary>The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth is a wildly entertaining podcast that revels in people's absurd and often hilarious mistakes. In each episode, hosts Schnebly and Toth delve into true stories of misadventures and miscalculations, from everyday blunders to spectacular gaffes. With a keen eye for the funny side of human error, they explore how even the most straightforward decisions can spiral into comedic chaos. The show combines storytelling with witty banter, offering listeners a laugh and a gentle reminder of our shared imperfections. Whether it’s a failed science experiment or an office mishap, Schnebly and Toth are here to celebrate the humor in life’s Shallow End.
If you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth, contact
 advertising@airwavemedia.com
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth is a wildly entertaining podcast that revels in people's absurd and often hilarious mistakes. In each episode, hosts Schnebly and Toth delve into true stories of misadventures and miscalculations, from everyday blunders to spectacular gaffes. With a keen eye for the funny side of human error, they explore how even the most straightforward decisions can spiral into comedic chaos. The show combines storytelling with witty banter, offering listeners a laugh and a gentle reminder of our shared imperfections. Whether it’s a failed science experiment or an office mishap, Schnebly and Toth are here to celebrate the humor in life’s Shallow End.</p><p class="ql-align-center">If you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth, contact</p><p class="ql-align-center"> <a href="mailto:advertising@airwavemedia.com">advertising@airwavemedia.com</a></p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>2628</itunes:duration>
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      <title>#137: Costco® and Exploding Shoes </title>
      <description>What happens when man’s best friend becomes a murder suspect’s worst nightmare? In this episode of The Shallow End, we explore the bizarre story of a puppy who brought down a murder suspect in the most unexpected way.
But wait—there’s more! We also dive into the cringe-worthy tale of a guy who decided to test the limits of decency by snapping inappropriate photos, only to be served a piping-hot plate of instant karma. Let’s just say his plan backfired in the most spectacularly embarrassing way.
Join Lindsay and Jethro as they unravel these jaw-dropping tales of crime, punishment, and a hefty dose of irony. Don’t miss this laugh-out-loud episode packed with twists, turns, and a healthy dose of comeuppance!
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 08 Jan 2025 05:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>#137: Costco® and Exploding Shoes </itunes:title>
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      <itunes:summary>What happens when man’s best friend becomes a murder suspect’s worst nightmare? In this episode of The Shallow End, we explore the bizarre story of a puppy who brought down a murder suspect in the most unexpected way.
But wait—there’s more! We also dive into the cringe-worthy tale of a guy who decided to test the limits of decency by snapping inappropriate photos, only to be served a piping-hot plate of instant karma. Let’s just say his plan backfired in the most spectacularly embarrassing way.
Join Lindsay and Jethro as they unravel these jaw-dropping tales of crime, punishment, and a hefty dose of irony. Don’t miss this laugh-out-loud episode packed with twists, turns, and a healthy dose of comeuppance!
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>What happens when man’s best friend becomes a murder suspect’s worst nightmare? In this episode of <em>The Shallow End</em>, we explore the bizarre story of a puppy who brought down a murder suspect in the most unexpected way.</p><p>But wait—there’s more! We also dive into the cringe-worthy tale of a guy who decided to test the limits of decency by snapping inappropriate photos, only to be served a piping-hot plate of instant karma. Let’s just say his plan backfired in the most spectacularly embarrassing way.</p><p>Join Lindsay and Jethro as they unravel these jaw-dropping tales of crime, punishment, and a hefty dose of irony. Don’t miss this laugh-out-loud episode packed with twists, turns, and a healthy dose of comeuppance!</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>#136: Bizarre Burglars &amp; Questionable 911 Calls</title>
      <description>It’s a new year, but here at the Shallow End, we’re already out of fresh content—so strap in for a recycled classic! It wasn’t so much the burglarizing as it was what they did with the plunder, and JG’s got the extremely disturbing (yet undeniably hilarious) story to prove it. Then, Lindsay reminds us that 911 should be reserved for actual emergencies… you know, like real-life threats and not just mild inconveniences. And don’t forget our most important safety tip: never listen to the Shallow End while taking a bath with a plugged-in air fryer—trust us, it’s a real buzzkill.

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      <pubDate>Wed, 01 Jan 2025 05:02:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>#136: Bizarre Burglars &amp; Questionable 911 Calls</itunes:title>
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      <itunes:author>Schnebly and Toth</itunes:author>
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      <itunes:summary>It’s a new year, but here at the Shallow End, we’re already out of fresh content—so strap in for a recycled classic! It wasn’t so much the burglarizing as it was what they did with the plunder, and JG’s got the extremely disturbing (yet undeniably hilarious) story to prove it. Then, Lindsay reminds us that 911 should be reserved for actual emergencies… you know, like real-life threats and not just mild inconveniences. And don’t forget our most important safety tip: never listen to the Shallow End while taking a bath with a plugged-in air fryer—trust us, it’s a real buzzkill.

If you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth, contact
 advertising@airwavemedia.com
 
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>It’s a new year, but here at the Shallow End, we’re already out of fresh content—so strap in for a recycled classic! It wasn’t so much the burglarizing as it was what they did with the plunder, and JG’s got the extremely disturbing (yet undeniably hilarious) story to prove it. Then, Lindsay reminds us that 911 should be reserved for actual emergencies… you know, like real-life threats and not just mild inconveniences. And don’t forget our most important safety tip: never listen to the Shallow End while taking a bath with a plugged-in air fryer—trust us, it’s a real buzzkill.</p><p class="ql-align-center"><br></p><p class="ql-align-center">If you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth, contact</p><p class="ql-align-center"> <a href="mailto:advertising@airwavemedia.com">advertising@airwavemedia.com</a></p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>#135: A Christmas Blast from The Shallow Past</title>
      <description>It’s the most wonderful time of the year—when you’re permitted (and strongly encouraged) to sip eggnog and pretend you forgot that embarrassing childhood performance of “Jingle Bells” on your parents’ camcorder. But guess what? We didn’t forget. And we’re bringing you something just as classic and cringey—a rerun from two Christmases ago!
Join us as we sleigh-ride back in time to an episode packed with questionable decisions and awkward outcomes, like what happens when you attempt to steal a trailer, but you're not too bright or why we should never fiddle about with the weather. It’s our Christmas gift to you—and the best part? You can re-gift it guilt-free to your friends, family, or that random coworker who keeps forwarding you cat memes.
So, don your ugly sweater, grab a candy cane (or something much stronger), and tune in for a holly-jolly re-gifted serving of The Shallow End. No matter how you celebrate, at least you’ll have this greatest hit to amuse you while Uncle Gary attempts his 47th retelling of “The Night Before Christmas.” Merry Reruns!
If you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth, contact
 advertising@airwavemedia.com
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      <pubDate>Wed, 25 Dec 2024 05:02:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>#135: A Christmas Blast from The Shallow Past</itunes:title>
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      <itunes:summary>It’s the most wonderful time of the year—when you’re permitted (and strongly encouraged) to sip eggnog and pretend you forgot that embarrassing childhood performance of “Jingle Bells” on your parents’ camcorder. But guess what? We didn’t forget. And we’re bringing you something just as classic and cringey—a rerun from two Christmases ago!
Join us as we sleigh-ride back in time to an episode packed with questionable decisions and awkward outcomes, like what happens when you attempt to steal a trailer, but you're not too bright or why we should never fiddle about with the weather. It’s our Christmas gift to you—and the best part? You can re-gift it guilt-free to your friends, family, or that random coworker who keeps forwarding you cat memes.
So, don your ugly sweater, grab a candy cane (or something much stronger), and tune in for a holly-jolly re-gifted serving of The Shallow End. No matter how you celebrate, at least you’ll have this greatest hit to amuse you while Uncle Gary attempts his 47th retelling of “The Night Before Christmas.” Merry Reruns!
If you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth, contact
 advertising@airwavemedia.com
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>It’s the most wonderful time of the year—when you’re permitted (and strongly encouraged) to sip eggnog and pretend you forgot that embarrassing childhood performance of “Jingle Bells” on your parents’ camcorder. But guess what? <strong>We didn’t forget.</strong> And we’re bringing you something just as classic and cringey—a <strong>rerun from two Christmases ago!</strong></p><p>Join us as we sleigh-ride back in time to an episode packed with questionable decisions and awkward outcomes, like what happens when you attempt to steal a trailer, but you're not too bright or why we should never fiddle about with the weather. It’s our Christmas gift to you—and the best part? You can re-gift it guilt-free to your friends, family, or that random coworker who keeps forwarding you cat memes.</p><p>So, don your ugly sweater, grab a candy cane (or something <em>much</em> stronger), and tune in for a holly-jolly re-gifted serving of <strong>The Shallow End</strong>. No matter how you celebrate, at least you’ll have this greatest hit to amuse you while Uncle Gary attempts his 47th retelling of “The Night Before Christmas.” Merry Reruns!</p><p class="ql-align-center">If you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth, contact</p><p class="ql-align-center"> <a href="mailto:advertising@airwavemedia.com">advertising@airwavemedia.com</a></p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>#134: Chainsaws And Frozen Turnips </title>
      <description>On Episode #134 of The Shallow End, Jethro kicks things off with the trifecta of vodka, a bored Polish farmer and a chainsaw. It starts off weird – and gets only moreso! (Hint: Only one guy dies!) Then Lindsay has the story of a man who broke into a church to steal. His worst mistake? Not knowing that the pastor was as experienced with Mixed Martial Arts as he was with dispensing forgiveness for sins. (Hint: Nobody dies! But someone ends up in Jail.) Episode #134 is chick full of laughs and life lessons!
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 advertising@airwavemedia.com
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      <pubDate>Wed, 18 Dec 2024 05:02:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>#134: Chainsaws And Frozen Turnips </itunes:title>
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      <itunes:summary>On Episode #134 of The Shallow End, Jethro kicks things off with the trifecta of vodka, a bored Polish farmer and a chainsaw. It starts off weird – and gets only moreso! (Hint: Only one guy dies!) Then Lindsay has the story of a man who broke into a church to steal. His worst mistake? Not knowing that the pastor was as experienced with Mixed Martial Arts as he was with dispensing forgiveness for sins. (Hint: Nobody dies! But someone ends up in Jail.) Episode #134 is chick full of laughs and life lessons!
If you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth, contact
 advertising@airwavemedia.com
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>On Episode #134 of The Shallow End, Jethro kicks things off with the trifecta of vodka, a bored Polish farmer and a chainsaw. It starts off weird – and gets only moreso! (Hint: Only one guy dies!) Then Lindsay has the story of a man who broke into a church to steal. His worst mistake? Not knowing that the pastor was as experienced with Mixed Martial Arts as he was with dispensing forgiveness for sins. (Hint: Nobody dies! But someone ends up in Jail.) Episode #134 is chick full of laughs and life lessons!</p><p class="ql-align-center">If you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth, contact</p><p class="ql-align-center"> <a href="mailto:advertising@airwavemedia.com">advertising@airwavemedia.com</a></p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>#133: Nog-Guzzling Gifter</title>
      <description>n Episode #133 of The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth, Jethro starts things off with not just one – but a Santa sack of stories that JG Calls “The Christmas Crime Blotter.” Because the only thing better than the holidays are the times that stupid people try to ruin other people’s cheer with poor life choices! Then Lindsay tells us a tale about a kindly Catholic nun who was beloved by both the Mafia prisoners to whom she ministered – as well as the prison guards who interacted with her. But this kindly nun had something else up her habit that no one saw coming! (Hint: It takes place in Italy. You got a problem with dat?) This episode is so hot that the fire department is standing by!                            
If you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth, contact
 advertising@airwavemedia.com
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      <pubDate>Wed, 11 Dec 2024 05:01:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>#133: Nog-Guzzling Gifter</itunes:title>
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      <itunes:author>Schnebly and Toth</itunes:author>
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      <itunes:summary>n Episode #133 of The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth, Jethro starts things off with not just one – but a Santa sack of stories that JG Calls “The Christmas Crime Blotter.” Because the only thing better than the holidays are the times that stupid people try to ruin other people’s cheer with poor life choices! Then Lindsay tells us a tale about a kindly Catholic nun who was beloved by both the Mafia prisoners to whom she ministered – as well as the prison guards who interacted with her. But this kindly nun had something else up her habit that no one saw coming! (Hint: It takes place in Italy. You got a problem with dat?) This episode is so hot that the fire department is standing by!                            
If you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth, contact
 advertising@airwavemedia.com
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p class="ql-align-center">n Episode #133 of The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth, Jethro starts things off with not just one – but a Santa sack of stories that JG Calls “The Christmas Crime Blotter.” Because the only thing better than the holidays are the times that stupid people try to ruin other people’s cheer with poor life choices! Then Lindsay tells us a tale about a kindly Catholic nun who was beloved by both the Mafia prisoners to whom she ministered – as well as the prison guards who interacted with her. But this kindly nun had something else up her habit that no one saw coming! (Hint: It takes place in Italy. You got a problem with dat?) This episode is so hot that the fire department is standing by!                            </p><p class="ql-align-center">If you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth, contact</p><p class="ql-align-center"> <a href="mailto:advertising@airwavemedia.com">advertising@airwavemedia.com</a></p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>#132: PVC And Dirty Underpants</title>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 04 Dec 2024 05:01:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>#132: PVC And Dirty Underpants</itunes:title>
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      <itunes:summary>On episode #132 of The Shallow End, hilarity ensues when Jethro regales us with the tale of a laundry hamper. Not just any hamper, mind you – but one placed inadvertently in a man’s bedroom so as to catch something other than dirty tee shirts and socks. What the man “caught” in his hamper was quite a surprise. Let’s just say it culminated with a call to 9-11. Then Lindsay has a story from the Wayback Machine. It takes us all on a holiday in 1964 in Midtown Manhattan. If you thought the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parades were spectacular enough, you ain't heard nothin’ yet. Just add a drunk TV star and an inflatable dinosaur who has a disagreement with a light pole! Someone call the fire department – ‘cause this episode is EN FUEGO!
If you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth, contact
 advertising@airwavemedia.com
 
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>On episode #132 of The Shallow End, hilarity ensues when Jethro regales us with the tale of a laundry hamper. Not just any hamper, mind you – but one placed inadvertently in a man’s bedroom so as to catch something other than dirty tee shirts and socks. What the man “caught” in his hamper was quite a surprise. Let’s just say it culminated with a call to 9-11. Then Lindsay has a story from the Wayback Machine. It takes us all on a holiday in 1964 in Midtown Manhattan. If you thought the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parades were spectacular enough, you ain't heard nothin’ yet. Just add a drunk TV star and an inflatable dinosaur who has a disagreement with a light pole! Someone call the fire department – ‘cause this episode is EN FUEGO!</p><p class="ql-align-center">If you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth, contact</p><p class="ql-align-center"> <a href="mailto:advertising@airwavemedia.com">advertising@airwavemedia.com</a></p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>#131: Hogtied With An Electrical Cord</title>
      <description>The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth is a wildly entertaining podcast that revels in people's absurd and often hilarious mistakes. In each episode, hosts Schnebly and Toth delve into true stories of misadventures and miscalculations, from everyday blunders to spectacular gaffes. With a keen eye for the funny side of human error, they explore how even the most straightforward decisions can spiral into comedic chaos. The show combines storytelling with witty banter, offering listeners a laugh and a gentle reminder of our shared imperfections. Whether it’s a failed science experiment or an office mishap, Schnebly and Toth are here to celebrate the humor in life’s Shallow End.
If you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth, contact
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      <pubDate>Wed, 27 Nov 2024 05:01:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>#131: Hogtied With An Electrical Cord</itunes:title>
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If you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth, contact
 advertising@airwavemedia.com
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth is a wildly entertaining podcast that revels in people's absurd and often hilarious mistakes. In each episode, hosts Schnebly and Toth delve into true stories of misadventures and miscalculations, from everyday blunders to spectacular gaffes. With a keen eye for the funny side of human error, they explore how even the most straightforward decisions can spiral into comedic chaos. The show combines storytelling with witty banter, offering listeners a laugh and a gentle reminder of our shared imperfections. Whether it’s a failed science experiment or an office mishap, Schnebly and Toth are here to celebrate the humor in life’s Shallow End.</p><p class="ql-align-center">If you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth, contact</p><p class="ql-align-center"> <a href="mailto:advertising@airwavemedia.com">advertising@airwavemedia.com</a></p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>#130: Disastrous Dietary Habits </title>
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If you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth, contact
 advertising@airwavemedia.com
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      <pubDate>Wed, 20 Nov 2024 05:01:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>#130: Disastrous Dietary Habits </itunes:title>
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If you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth, contact
 advertising@airwavemedia.com
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth is a wildly entertaining podcast that revels in people's absurd and often hilarious mistakes. In each episode, hosts Schnebly and Toth delve into true stories of misadventures and miscalculations, from everyday blunders to spectacular gaffes. With a keen eye for the funny side of human error, they explore how even the most straightforward decisions can spiral into comedic chaos. The show combines storytelling with witty banter, offering listeners a laugh and a gentle reminder of our shared imperfections. Whether it’s a failed science experiment or an office mishap, Schnebly and Toth are here to celebrate the humor in life’s Shallow End.</p><p class="ql-align-center">If you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth, contact</p><p class="ql-align-center"> <a href="mailto:advertising@airwavemedia.com">advertising@airwavemedia.com</a></p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>#129: Illegally Acquired Pad Thai </title>
      <description>The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth is a wildly entertaining podcast that revels in people's absurd and often hilarious mistakes. In each episode, hosts Schnebly and Toth delve into true stories of misadventures and miscalculations, from everyday blunders to spectacular gaffes. With a keen eye for the funny side of human error, they explore how even the most straightforward decisions can spiral into comedic chaos. The show combines storytelling with witty banter, offering listeners a laugh and a gentle reminder of our shared imperfections. Whether it’s a failed science experiment or an office mishap, Schnebly and Toth are here to celebrate the humor in life’s Shallow End.
If you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth, contact
 advertising@airwavemedia.com
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      <pubDate>Wed, 13 Nov 2024 05:01:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>#129: Illegally Acquired Pad Thai </itunes:title>
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If you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth, contact
 advertising@airwavemedia.com
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth is a wildly entertaining podcast that revels in people's absurd and often hilarious mistakes. In each episode, hosts Schnebly and Toth delve into true stories of misadventures and miscalculations, from everyday blunders to spectacular gaffes. With a keen eye for the funny side of human error, they explore how even the most straightforward decisions can spiral into comedic chaos. The show combines storytelling with witty banter, offering listeners a laugh and a gentle reminder of our shared imperfections. Whether it’s a failed science experiment or an office mishap, Schnebly and Toth are here to celebrate the humor in life’s Shallow End.</p><p class="ql-align-center">If you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth, contact</p><p class="ql-align-center"> <a href="mailto:advertising@airwavemedia.com">advertising@airwavemedia.com</a></p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>#128: Yetti Social Hierarchy </title>
      <description>The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth is a wildly entertaining podcast that revels in people's absurd and often hilarious mistakes. In each episode, hosts Schnebly and Toth delve into true stories of misadventures and miscalculations, from everyday blunders to spectacular gaffes. With a keen eye for the funny side of human error, they explore how even the most straightforward decisions can spiral into comedic chaos. The show combines storytelling with witty banter, offering listeners a laugh and a gentle reminder of our shared imperfections. Whether it’s a failed science experiment or an office mishap, Schnebly and Toth are here to celebrate the humor in life’s Shallow End.
If you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth, contact
 advertising@airwavemedia.com
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      <pubDate>Wed, 06 Nov 2024 05:01:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>#128: Yetti Social Hierarchy </itunes:title>
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If you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth, contact
 advertising@airwavemedia.com
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth is a wildly entertaining podcast that revels in people's absurd and often hilarious mistakes. In each episode, hosts Schnebly and Toth delve into true stories of misadventures and miscalculations, from everyday blunders to spectacular gaffes. With a keen eye for the funny side of human error, they explore how even the most straightforward decisions can spiral into comedic chaos. The show combines storytelling with witty banter, offering listeners a laugh and a gentle reminder of our shared imperfections. Whether it’s a failed science experiment or an office mishap, Schnebly and Toth are here to celebrate the humor in life’s Shallow End.</p><p class="ql-align-center">If you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth, contact</p><p class="ql-align-center"> <a href="mailto:advertising@airwavemedia.com">advertising@airwavemedia.com</a></p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>1950</itunes:duration>
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      <title>#127: Bad Surgery And Prison Haircuts</title>
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If you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth, contact
 advertising@airwavemedia.com
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      <pubDate>Wed, 30 Oct 2024 04:01:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>#127: Bad Surgery And Prison Haircuts</itunes:title>
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If you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth, contact
 advertising@airwavemedia.com
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth is a wildly entertaining podcast that revels in people's absurd and often hilarious mistakes. In each episode, hosts Schnebly and Toth delve into true stories of misadventures and miscalculations, from everyday blunders to spectacular gaffes. With a keen eye for the funny side of human error, they explore how even the most straightforward decisions can spiral into comedic chaos. The show combines storytelling with witty banter, offering listeners a laugh and a gentle reminder of our shared imperfections. Whether it’s a failed science experiment or an office mishap, Schnebly and Toth are here to celebrate the humor in life’s Shallow End.</p><p class="ql-align-center">If you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth, contact</p><p class="ql-align-center"> <a href="mailto:advertising@airwavemedia.com">advertising@airwavemedia.com</a></p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>#126: Take Care When Putting Things In Your Pants</title>
      <description>The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth is a wildly entertaining podcast that revels in people's absurd and often hilarious mistakes. In each episode, hosts Schnebly and Toth delve into true stories of misadventures and miscalculations, from everyday blunders to spectacular gaffes. With a keen eye for the funny side of human error, they explore how even the most straightforward decisions can spiral into comedic chaos. The show combines storytelling with witty banter, offering listeners a laugh and a gentle reminder of our shared imperfections. Whether it’s a failed science experiment or an office mishap, Schnebly and Toth are here to celebrate the humor in life’s Shallow End.
If you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth, contact
 advertising@airwavemedia.com
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      <pubDate>Wed, 23 Oct 2024 04:01:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>#126: Take Care When Putting Things In Your Pants</itunes:title>
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If you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth, contact
 advertising@airwavemedia.com
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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      <title>#125: The Devil's Pudding</title>
      <description>The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth is a wildly entertaining podcast that revels in people's absurd and often hilarious mistakes. In each episode, hosts Schnebly and Toth delve into true stories of misadventures and miscalculations, from everyday blunders to spectacular gaffes. With a keen eye for the funny side of human error, they explore how even the most straightforward decisions can spiral into comedic chaos. The show combines storytelling with witty banter, offering listeners a laugh and a gentle reminder of our shared imperfections. Whether it’s a failed science experiment or an office mishap, Schnebly and Toth are here to celebrate the humor in life’s Shallow End.
If you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth, contact
 advertising@airwavemedia.com
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 16 Oct 2024 04:01:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>#125: The Devil's Pudding</itunes:title>
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If you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth, contact
 advertising@airwavemedia.com
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth is a wildly entertaining podcast that revels in people's absurd and often hilarious mistakes. In each episode, hosts Schnebly and Toth delve into true stories of misadventures and miscalculations, from everyday blunders to spectacular gaffes. With a keen eye for the funny side of human error, they explore how even the most straightforward decisions can spiral into comedic chaos. The show combines storytelling with witty banter, offering listeners a laugh and a gentle reminder of our shared imperfections. Whether it’s a failed science experiment or an office mishap, Schnebly and Toth are here to celebrate the humor in life’s Shallow End.</p><p class="ql-align-center">If you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth, contact</p><p class="ql-align-center"> <a href="mailto:advertising@airwavemedia.com">advertising@airwavemedia.com</a></p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>2176</itunes:duration>
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      <title>#124: A Grenade In Your Pants</title>
      <description>The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth is a wildly entertaining podcast that revels in people's absurd and often hilarious mistakes. In each episode, hosts Schnebly and Toth delve into true stories of misadventures and miscalculations, from everyday blunders to spectacular gaffes. With a keen eye for the funny side of human error, they explore how even the most straightforward decisions can spiral into comedic chaos. The show combines storytelling with witty banter, offering listeners a laugh and a gentle reminder of our shared imperfections. Whether it’s a failed science experiment or an office mishap, Schnebly and Toth are here to celebrate the humor in life’s Shallow End.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 09 Oct 2024 04:01:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>#124: A Grenade In Your Pants</itunes:title>
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      <itunes:author>Schnebly and Toth</itunes:author>
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      <itunes:summary>The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth is a wildly entertaining podcast that revels in people's absurd and often hilarious mistakes. In each episode, hosts Schnebly and Toth delve into true stories of misadventures and miscalculations, from everyday blunders to spectacular gaffes. With a keen eye for the funny side of human error, they explore how even the most straightforward decisions can spiral into comedic chaos. The show combines storytelling with witty banter, offering listeners a laugh and a gentle reminder of our shared imperfections. Whether it’s a failed science experiment or an office mishap, Schnebly and Toth are here to celebrate the humor in life’s Shallow End.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth is a wildly entertaining podcast that revels in people's absurd and often hilarious mistakes. In each episode, hosts Schnebly and Toth delve into true stories of misadventures and miscalculations, from everyday blunders to spectacular gaffes. With a keen eye for the funny side of human error, they explore how even the most straightforward decisions can spiral into comedic chaos. The show combines storytelling with witty banter, offering listeners a laugh and a gentle reminder of our shared imperfections. Whether it’s a failed science experiment or an office mishap, Schnebly and Toth are here to celebrate the humor in life’s Shallow End.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>2166</itunes:duration>
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      <title>#123: Do It Yourself Cremation</title>
      <description>The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth is a wildly entertaining podcast that revels in people's absurd and often hilarious mistakes. In each episode, hosts Schnebly and Toth delve into true stories of misadventures and miscalculations, from everyday blunders to spectacular gaffes. With a keen eye for the funny side of human error, they explore how even the most straightforward decisions can spiral into comedic chaos. The show combines storytelling with witty banter, offering listeners a laugh and a gentle reminder of our shared imperfections. Whether it’s a failed science experiment or an office mishap, Schnebly and Toth are here to celebrate the humor in life’s Shallow End.
If you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth, contact
 advertising@airwavemedia.com
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 02 Oct 2024 04:01:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>#123: Do It Yourself Cremation</itunes:title>
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If you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth, contact
 advertising@airwavemedia.com
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth is a wildly entertaining podcast that revels in people's absurd and often hilarious mistakes. In each episode, hosts Schnebly and Toth delve into true stories of misadventures and miscalculations, from everyday blunders to spectacular gaffes. With a keen eye for the funny side of human error, they explore how even the most straightforward decisions can spiral into comedic chaos. The show combines storytelling with witty banter, offering listeners a laugh and a gentle reminder of our shared imperfections. Whether it’s a failed science experiment or an office mishap, Schnebly and Toth are here to celebrate the humor in life’s Shallow End.</p><p class="ql-align-center">If you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth, contact</p><p class="ql-align-center"> <a href="mailto:advertising@airwavemedia.com">advertising@airwavemedia.com</a></p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>2093</itunes:duration>
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      <title>#122: Arguing With Masonry </title>
      <description>The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth is a wildly entertaining podcast that revels in people's absurd and often hilarious mistakes. In each episode, hosts Schnebly and Toth delve into true stories of misadventures and miscalculations, from everyday blunders to spectacular gaffes. With a keen eye for the funny side of human error, they explore how even the most straightforward decisions can spiral into comedic chaos. The show combines storytelling with witty banter, offering listeners a laugh and a gentle reminder of our shared imperfections. Whether it’s a failed science experiment or an office mishap, Schnebly and Toth are here to celebrate the humor in life’s Shallow End.
If you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth, contact
 advertising@airwavemedia.com
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 25 Sep 2024 04:01:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>#122: Arguing With Masonry</itunes:title>
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      <itunes:author>Schnebly and Toth</itunes:author>
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      <itunes:summary>The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth is a wildly entertaining podcast that revels in people's absurd and often hilarious mistakes. In each episode, hosts Schnebly and Toth delve into true stories of misadventures and miscalculations, from everyday blunders to spectacular gaffes. With a keen eye for the funny side of human error, they explore how even the most straightforward decisions can spiral into comedic chaos. The show combines storytelling with witty banter, offering listeners a laugh and a gentle reminder of our shared imperfections. Whether it’s a failed science experiment or an office mishap, Schnebly and Toth are here to celebrate the humor in life’s Shallow End.
If you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth, contact
 advertising@airwavemedia.com
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth is a wildly entertaining podcast that revels in people's absurd and often hilarious mistakes. In each episode, hosts Schnebly and Toth delve into true stories of misadventures and miscalculations, from everyday blunders to spectacular gaffes. With a keen eye for the funny side of human error, they explore how even the most straightforward decisions can spiral into comedic chaos. The show combines storytelling with witty banter, offering listeners a laugh and a gentle reminder of our shared imperfections. Whether it’s a failed science experiment or an office mishap, Schnebly and Toth are here to celebrate the humor in life’s Shallow End.</p><p class="ql-align-center">If you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth, contact</p><p class="ql-align-center"> <a href="mailto:advertising@airwavemedia.com">advertising@airwavemedia.com</a></p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>2155</itunes:duration>
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      <title>#121: Now That's How You Order A Creampuff </title>
      <description>Join us as we uncover the tale of two police officers whose insidious partnership takes a devastating turn. As we dissect their questionable motives, we explore their decision to conceal evidence in a way that defies common sense. This desperate attempt to cover their tracks led to a somewhat hilarious result.
And then, the story of a Holocaust denier who gets into an argument and a fight regarding his conspiracy theory. The problem is that the guy he's arguing with is an MMA fighter. What could go wrong?
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 18 Sep 2024 04:02:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>#121: Now That's How You Order A Creampuff </itunes:title>
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      <itunes:summary>Join us as we uncover the tale of two police officers whose insidious partnership takes a devastating turn. As we dissect their questionable motives, we explore their decision to conceal evidence in a way that defies common sense. This desperate attempt to cover their tracks led to a somewhat hilarious result.
And then, the story of a Holocaust denier who gets into an argument and a fight regarding his conspiracy theory. The problem is that the guy he's arguing with is an MMA fighter. What could go wrong?
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Join us as we uncover the tale of two police officers whose insidious partnership takes a devastating turn. As we dissect their questionable motives, we explore their decision to conceal evidence in a way that defies common sense. This desperate attempt to cover their tracks led to a somewhat hilarious result.</p><p>And then, the story of a Holocaust denier who gets into an argument and a fight regarding his conspiracy theory. The problem is that the guy he's arguing with is an MMA fighter. What could go wrong?</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>2233</itunes:duration>
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      <title>#120: Murdered By Fruit</title>
      <description>The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth is a wildly entertaining podcast that revels in people's absurd and often hilarious mistakes. In each episode, hosts Schnebly and Toth delve into true stories of misadventures and miscalculations, from everyday blunders to spectacular gaffes. With a keen eye for the funny side of human error, they explore how even the most straightforward decisions can spiral into comedic chaos. The show combines storytelling with witty banter, offering listeners a laugh and a gentle reminder of our shared imperfections. Whether it’s a failed science experiment or an office mishap, Schnebly and Toth are here to celebrate the humor in life’s Shallow End.
 If you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth, contact
 advertising@airwavemedia.com
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 11 Sep 2024 04:01:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>#120: Murdered By Fruit</itunes:title>
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      <itunes:author>Schnebly and Toth</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle></itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth is a wildly entertaining podcast that revels in people's absurd and often hilarious mistakes. In each episode, hosts Schnebly and Toth delve into true stories of misadventures and miscalculations, from everyday blunders to spectacular gaffes. With a keen eye for the funny side of human error, they explore how even the most straightforward decisions can spiral into comedic chaos. The show combines storytelling with witty banter, offering listeners a laugh and a gentle reminder of our shared imperfections. Whether it’s a failed science experiment or an office mishap, Schnebly and Toth are here to celebrate the humor in life’s Shallow End.
 If you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth, contact
 advertising@airwavemedia.com
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth is a wildly entertaining podcast that revels in people's absurd and often hilarious mistakes. In each episode, hosts Schnebly and Toth delve into true stories of misadventures and miscalculations, from everyday blunders to spectacular gaffes. With a keen eye for the funny side of human error, they explore how even the most straightforward decisions can spiral into comedic chaos. The show combines storytelling with witty banter, offering listeners a laugh and a gentle reminder of our shared imperfections. Whether it’s a failed science experiment or an office mishap, Schnebly and Toth are here to celebrate the humor in life’s Shallow End.</p><p class="ql-align-center"> If you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth, contact</p><p class="ql-align-center"> <a href="mailto:advertising@airwavemedia.com">advertising@airwavemedia.com</a></p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>2626</itunes:duration>
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      <title>#119: Arachnid Gun Play</title>
      <description>The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth is a wildly entertaining podcast that revels in people's absurd and often hilarious mistakes. In each episode, hosts Schnebly and Toth delve into true stories of misadventures and miscalculations, from everyday blunders to spectacular gaffes. With a keen eye for the funny side of human error, they explore how even the most straightforward decisions can spiral into comedic chaos. The show combines storytelling with witty banter, offering listeners a laugh and a gentle reminder of our shared imperfections. Whether it’s a failed science experiment or an office mishap, Schnebly and Toth are here to celebrate the humor in life’s Shallow End.
If you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth, contact
 advertising@airwavemedia.com

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 04 Sep 2024 04:02:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>#119: Arachnid Gun Play</itunes:title>
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      <itunes:author>Schnebly and Toth</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle></itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth is a wildly entertaining podcast that revels in people's absurd and often hilarious mistakes. In each episode, hosts Schnebly and Toth delve into true stories of misadventures and miscalculations, from everyday blunders to spectacular gaffes. With a keen eye for the funny side of human error, they explore how even the most straightforward decisions can spiral into comedic chaos. The show combines storytelling with witty banter, offering listeners a laugh and a gentle reminder of our shared imperfections. Whether it’s a failed science experiment or an office mishap, Schnebly and Toth are here to celebrate the humor in life’s Shallow End.
If you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth, contact
 advertising@airwavemedia.com

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth is a wildly entertaining podcast that revels in people's absurd and often hilarious mistakes. In each episode, hosts Schnebly and Toth delve into true stories of misadventures and miscalculations, from everyday blunders to spectacular gaffes. With a keen eye for the funny side of human error, they explore how even the most straightforward decisions can spiral into comedic chaos. The show combines storytelling with witty banter, offering listeners a laugh and a gentle reminder of our shared imperfections. Whether it’s a failed science experiment or an office mishap, Schnebly and Toth are here to celebrate the humor in life’s Shallow End.</p><p class="ql-align-center">If you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth, contact</p><p class="ql-align-center"> <a href="mailto:advertising@airwavemedia.com">advertising@airwavemedia.com</a></p><p><br></p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>#118: Dislocated Ghost Jaw</title>
      <description>The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth is a wildly entertaining podcast that revels in people's absurd and often hilarious mistakes. In each episode, hosts Schnebly and Toth delve into true stories of misadventures and miscalculations, from everyday blunders to spectacular gaffes. With a keen eye for the funny side of human error, they explore how even the most straightforward decisions can spiral into comedic chaos. The show combines storytelling with witty banter, offering listeners a laugh and a gentle reminder of our shared imperfections. Whether it’s a failed science experiment or an office mishap, Schnebly and Toth are here to celebrate the humor in life’s Shallow End.
 If you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth, contact
 advertising@airwavemedia.com
 
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 28 Aug 2024 04:02:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>#118: Dislocated Ghost Jaw</itunes:title>
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      <itunes:author>Schnebly and Toth</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle></itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth is a wildly entertaining podcast that revels in people's absurd and often hilarious mistakes. In each episode, hosts Schnebly and Toth delve into true stories of misadventures and miscalculations, from everyday blunders to spectacular gaffes. With a keen eye for the funny side of human error, they explore how even the most straightforward decisions can spiral into comedic chaos. The show combines storytelling with witty banter, offering listeners a laugh and a gentle reminder of our shared imperfections. Whether it’s a failed science experiment or an office mishap, Schnebly and Toth are here to celebrate the humor in life’s Shallow End.
 If you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth, contact
 advertising@airwavemedia.com
 
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth is a wildly entertaining podcast that revels in people's absurd and often hilarious mistakes. In each episode, hosts Schnebly and Toth delve into true stories of misadventures and miscalculations, from everyday blunders to spectacular gaffes. With a keen eye for the funny side of human error, they explore how even the most straightforward decisions can spiral into comedic chaos. The show combines storytelling with witty banter, offering listeners a laugh and a gentle reminder of our shared imperfections. Whether it’s a failed science experiment or an office mishap, Schnebly and Toth are here to celebrate the humor in life’s Shallow End.</p><p class="ql-align-center"> If you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth, contact</p><p class="ql-align-center"> <a href="mailto:advertising@airwavemedia.com">advertising@airwavemedia.com</a></p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>#117: A Little Bag of Horrors</title>
      <description>Due to a family emergency, we present a classic Shallow End Episode from Feb. 15, 2023. Next week, we'll have a new episode for you that is fresh from the podcast oven.
A reminder from Jethro that it's always a good idea to know what the potential fallout from a planned theft could be. But sometimes things happen that one just can't anticipate. The results are tragically hilarious. Then Lindsay has the recent tale of how one man's behavior ruined his Superbowl experience this year. Warning! The Shallow End may contain peanuts and wheat gluten.
If you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth, contact
 advertising@airwavemedia.com
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 21 Aug 2024 04:01:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>#117: A Little Bag of Horrors</itunes:title>
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      <itunes:author>Schnebly and Toth</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle></itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Due to a family emergency, we present a classic Shallow End Episode from Feb. 15, 2023. Next week, we'll have a new episode for you that is fresh from the podcast oven.
A reminder from Jethro that it's always a good idea to know what the potential fallout from a planned theft could be. But sometimes things happen that one just can't anticipate. The results are tragically hilarious. Then Lindsay has the recent tale of how one man's behavior ruined his Superbowl experience this year. Warning! The Shallow End may contain peanuts and wheat gluten.
If you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth, contact
 advertising@airwavemedia.com
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Due to a family emergency, we present a classic Shallow End Episode from Feb. 15, 2023. Next week, we'll have a new episode for you that is fresh from the podcast oven.</p><p>A reminder from Jethro that it's always a good idea to know what the potential fallout from a planned theft could be. But sometimes things happen that one just can't anticipate. The results are tragically hilarious. Then Lindsay has the recent tale of how one man's behavior ruined his Superbowl experience this year. Warning! The Shallow End may contain peanuts and wheat gluten.</p><p class="ql-align-center">If you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth, contact</p><p class="ql-align-center"> <a href="mailto:advertising@airwavemedia.com">advertising@airwavemedia.com</a></p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>#115: Don't Get All Stabby</title>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 14 Aug 2024 04:02:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>#115: Don't Get All Stabby</itunes:title>
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If you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth, contact
 advertising@airwavemedia.com
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        <![CDATA[<p>The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth is a wildly entertaining podcast that revels in people's absurd and often hilarious mistakes. In each episode, hosts Schnebly and Toth delve into true stories of misadventures and miscalculations, from everyday blunders to spectacular gaffes. With a keen eye for the funny side of human error, they explore how even the most straightforward decisions can spiral into comedic chaos. The show combines storytelling with witty banter, offering listeners a laugh and a gentle reminder of our shared imperfections. Whether it’s a failed science experiment or an office mishap, Schnebly and Toth are here to celebrate the humor in life’s Shallow End.</p><p class="ql-align-center"> </p><p class="ql-align-center">If you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth, contact</p><p class="ql-align-center"> <a href="mailto:advertising@airwavemedia.com">advertising@airwavemedia.com</a></p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>2430</itunes:duration>
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      <title>#114: Mesmerized By Molten Iron </title>
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If you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth, contact
 advertising@airwavemedia.com
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      <pubDate>Wed, 07 Aug 2024 04:02:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>#114: Mesmerized By Molten Iron </itunes:title>
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If you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth, contact
 advertising@airwavemedia.com
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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      <title>#113: Non-Incendiary Fruit</title>
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If you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth, contact
 advertising@airwavemedia.com
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      <pubDate>Wed, 31 Jul 2024 04:02:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>#113: Non-Incendiary Fruit</itunes:title>
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If you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth, contact
 advertising@airwavemedia.com
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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      <title>#112: Elaborately Air Conditioned Head </title>
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If you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth, contact
 advertising@airwavemedia.com
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      <pubDate>Wed, 24 Jul 2024 04:02:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>#112: Elaborately Air Conditioned Head </itunes:title>
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If you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth, contact
 advertising@airwavemedia.com
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth is a wildly entertaining podcast that revels in people's absurd and often hilarious mistakes. In each episode, hosts Schnebly and Toth delve into true stories of misadventures and miscalculations, from everyday blunders to spectacular gaffes. With a keen eye for the funny side of human error, they explore how even the most straightforward decisions can spiral into comedic chaos. The show combines storytelling with witty banter, offering listeners a laugh and a gentle reminder of our shared imperfections. Whether it’s a failed science experiment or an office mishap, Schnebly and Toth are here to celebrate the humor in life’s Shallow End.</p><p><br></p><p class="ql-align-center">If you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth, contact</p><p class="ql-align-center"> <a href="mailto:advertising@airwavemedia.com">advertising@airwavemedia.com</a></p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>#111: Milk And German Engineering </title>
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If you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth, contact advertising@airwavemedia.com http://www.airwavemedia.com
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      <pubDate>Wed, 17 Jul 2024 04:02:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>#111: Milk And German Engineering</itunes:title>
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If you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth, contact advertising@airwavemedia.com http://www.airwavemedia.com
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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      <title>#110: Recently Skewered Pirate </title>
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If you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth, contact advertising@airwavemedia.com http://www.airwavemedia.com
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      <pubDate>Wed, 10 Jul 2024 04:02:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>#110: Recently Skewered Pirate </itunes:title>
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If you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth, contact advertising@airwavemedia.com http://www.airwavemedia.com
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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      <title>#109: 911, What's Your Emergency?</title>
      <description>The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth is a wildly entertaining podcast that revels in people's absurd and often hilarious mistakes. In each episode, hosts Schnebly and Toth delve into true stories of misadventures and miscalculations, from everyday blunders to spectacular gaffes. With a keen eye for the funny side of human error, they explore how even the most straightforward decisions can spiral into comedic chaos. The show combines storytelling with witty banter, offering listeners a laugh and a gentle reminder of our shared imperfections. Whether it’s a failed science experiment or an office mishap, Schnebly and Toth are here to celebrate the humor in life’s Shallow End.
If you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth, contact advertising@airwavemedia.com http://www.airwavemedia.com
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 03 Jul 2024 04:02:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>#109: 911, What's Your Emergency?</itunes:title>
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If you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth, contact advertising@airwavemedia.com http://www.airwavemedia.com
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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      <title>#108: Never Steal An Old Lady's Smokes</title>
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If you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth, contact advertising@airwavemedia.com http://www.airwavemedia.com
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 26 Jun 2024 04:01:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>#108: Never Steal An Old Lady's Smokes</itunes:title>
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If you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth, contact advertising@airwavemedia.com http://www.airwavemedia.com
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      <pubDate>Wed, 19 Jun 2024 04:01:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>#107: Emails From The Shallow End</itunes:title>
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Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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      <title>#106: Staining Other People's Upholstery</title>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 12 Jun 2024 04:06:00 -0000</pubDate>
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Want Free Appetizers for Life from Hello Fresh? Get Them HERE!

If you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth, contact advertising@airwavemedia.com http://www.airwavemedia.com
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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If you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth, contact sales@advertisecast.com http://www.airwavemedia.com
 
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      <pubDate>Wed, 05 Jun 2024 04:02:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>#105: Wine From A Landfill </itunes:title>
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If you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth, contact sales@advertisecast.com http://www.airwavemedia.com
 
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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If you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth, contact advertising@airwavemedia.com http://www.airwavemedia.com
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 29 May 2024 04:02:00 -0000</pubDate>
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If you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth, contact advertising@airwavemedia.com http://www.airwavemedia.com
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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If you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth, contact advertising@airwavemedia.com http://www.airwavemedia.com
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      <pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2024 04:02:00 -0000</pubDate>
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If you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth, contact advertising@airwavemedia.com http://www.airwavemedia.com
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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If you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth, contact sales@advertisecast.com http://www.airwavemedia.com
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 15 May 2024 04:01:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>#102: Bad Tattoos And Swimming With Crocodiles</itunes:title>
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If you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth, contact sales@advertisecast.com http://www.airwavemedia.com
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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If you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth, contact sales@advertisecast.com http://www.airwavemedia.com
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 08 May 2024 04:02:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>#101: Raccoon In A Popcorn Machine</itunes:title>
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If you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth, contact sales@advertisecast.com http://www.airwavemedia.com
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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      <title>#100: Fruit Cocktail From A Dumpster</title>
      <description>Welcome to the 100th milestone episode of The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth! Join Schnebly and Toth as they dive headfirst into the shallow end of human behavior, exploring the hilariously stupid things people do. From epic fails to eyebrow-raising antics, this podcast leaves no stone unturned in its quest to dissect the absurdities of everyday life. With wit, humor, and a healthy dose of sarcasm, Schnebly and Toth navigate through the murky waters of human folly, offering insightful commentary and laugh-out-loud anecdotes. Whether you need a good chuckle or enjoy shaking your head in disbelief, The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth guarantees an entertaining journey into the depths of human absurdity. Tune in to celebrate their 100th episode and join the laughter!
If you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth, contact sales@advertisecast.com http://www.airwavemedia.com
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 01 May 2024 04:02:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>#100: Fruit Cocktail From A Dumpster</itunes:title>
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      <itunes:author>Schnebly and Toth</itunes:author>
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      <itunes:summary>Welcome to the 100th milestone episode of The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth! Join Schnebly and Toth as they dive headfirst into the shallow end of human behavior, exploring the hilariously stupid things people do. From epic fails to eyebrow-raising antics, this podcast leaves no stone unturned in its quest to dissect the absurdities of everyday life. With wit, humor, and a healthy dose of sarcasm, Schnebly and Toth navigate through the murky waters of human folly, offering insightful commentary and laugh-out-loud anecdotes. Whether you need a good chuckle or enjoy shaking your head in disbelief, The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth guarantees an entertaining journey into the depths of human absurdity. Tune in to celebrate their 100th episode and join the laughter!
If you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth, contact sales@advertisecast.com http://www.airwavemedia.com
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Welcome to the 100th milestone episode of The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth! Join Schnebly and Toth as they dive headfirst into the shallow end of human behavior, exploring the hilariously stupid things people do. From epic fails to eyebrow-raising antics, this podcast leaves no stone unturned in its quest to dissect the absurdities of everyday life. With wit, humor, and a healthy dose of sarcasm, Schnebly and Toth navigate through the murky waters of human folly, offering insightful commentary and laugh-out-loud anecdotes. Whether you need a good chuckle or enjoy shaking your head in disbelief, The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth guarantees an entertaining journey into the depths of human absurdity. Tune in to celebrate their 100th episode and join the laughter!</p><p class="ql-align-center">If you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth, contact sales@advertisecast.com <a href="https://www.airwavemedia.com/">http://www.airwavemedia.com</a></p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>#099: Like A Rat In The Glove Box</title>
      <description>Dive into The Shallow End of legal quagmires with Schnebly and Toth on this episode.
First, we dissect the consequences of a man's fateful solution to ditching his community service sentence. What led him astray, and what can we learn from his missteps? We'll explore the complexities of justice, accountability, and the slippery slope of ruining two perfectly good king-size pillows.
Then, hold onto your hats as we unravel the bizarre tale of a jailbreak unlike any other. Picture this: a lawnmower, a dog, and a set of bolt cutters. How did these seemingly unrelated elements come together to confound law enforcement? Join us as we dissect the details, ponder the ingenuity, and perhaps uncover some unexpected lessons in unconventional problem-solving.
Tune in to Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth for an engaging blend of legal insight, storytelling, and the quirky side of the justice system. Whether you're a law enthusiast or love a good tale, this episode promises to deliver an unforgettable ride.
If you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth, contact sales@advertisecast.com http://www.airwavemedia.com
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 24 Apr 2024 04:01:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>#099: Like A Rat In The Glove Box</itunes:title>
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      <itunes:summary>Dive into The Shallow End of legal quagmires with Schnebly and Toth on this episode.
First, we dissect the consequences of a man's fateful solution to ditching his community service sentence. What led him astray, and what can we learn from his missteps? We'll explore the complexities of justice, accountability, and the slippery slope of ruining two perfectly good king-size pillows.
Then, hold onto your hats as we unravel the bizarre tale of a jailbreak unlike any other. Picture this: a lawnmower, a dog, and a set of bolt cutters. How did these seemingly unrelated elements come together to confound law enforcement? Join us as we dissect the details, ponder the ingenuity, and perhaps uncover some unexpected lessons in unconventional problem-solving.
Tune in to Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth for an engaging blend of legal insight, storytelling, and the quirky side of the justice system. Whether you're a law enthusiast or love a good tale, this episode promises to deliver an unforgettable ride.
If you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth, contact sales@advertisecast.com http://www.airwavemedia.com
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Dive into The Shallow End of legal quagmires with Schnebly and Toth on this episode.</p><p>First, we dissect the consequences of a man's fateful solution to ditching his community service sentence. What led him astray, and what can we learn from his missteps? We'll explore the complexities of justice, accountability, and the slippery slope of ruining two perfectly good king-size pillows.</p><p>Then, hold onto your hats as we unravel the bizarre tale of a jailbreak unlike any other. Picture this: a lawnmower, a dog, and a set of bolt cutters. How did these seemingly unrelated elements come together to confound law enforcement? Join us as we dissect the details, ponder the ingenuity, and perhaps uncover some unexpected lessons in unconventional problem-solving.</p><p>Tune in to Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth for an engaging blend of legal insight, storytelling, and the quirky side of the justice system. Whether you're a law enthusiast or love a good tale, this episode promises to deliver an unforgettable ride.</p><p class="ql-align-center">If you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth, contact sales@advertisecast.com <a href="https://www.airwavemedia.com/">http://www.airwavemedia.com</a></p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>2397</itunes:duration>
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      <title>#098: Hide The Rubber Bands</title>
      <description>Dive into the global pool of human absurdity with hosts Schnebly and Toth as they embark on another wild journey in "Shallow End." In this episode, we're taking you on a whirlwind tour around the world to explore some of the most baffling and downright dumb actions ever committed by mankind.
From the shores of Australia to the streets of New York City, no corner of the globe is safe from the antics of our species.
With each story more ludicrous than the last, Schnebly and Toth provide hilarious commentary and insights into the strange depths of human behavior. So grab your passport and join us as we embark on a journey to uncover the most mind-boggling, head-scratching, and downright dumb actions from around the world on "Shallow End."

If you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth, contact sales@advertisecast.com http://www.airwavemedia.com
 
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 17 Apr 2024 04:02:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>#098: Hide The Rubber Bands</itunes:title>
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      <itunes:author>Schnebly and Toth</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle></itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Dive into the global pool of human absurdity with hosts Schnebly and Toth as they embark on another wild journey in "Shallow End." In this episode, we're taking you on a whirlwind tour around the world to explore some of the most baffling and downright dumb actions ever committed by mankind.
From the shores of Australia to the streets of New York City, no corner of the globe is safe from the antics of our species.
With each story more ludicrous than the last, Schnebly and Toth provide hilarious commentary and insights into the strange depths of human behavior. So grab your passport and join us as we embark on a journey to uncover the most mind-boggling, head-scratching, and downright dumb actions from around the world on "Shallow End."

If you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth, contact sales@advertisecast.com http://www.airwavemedia.com
 
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p><br></p><p>Dive into the global pool of human absurdity with hosts Schnebly and Toth as they embark on another wild journey in "Shallow End." In this episode, we're taking you on a whirlwind tour around the world to explore some of the most baffling and downright dumb actions ever committed by mankind.</p><p>From the shores of Australia to the streets of New York City, no corner of the globe is safe from the antics of our species.</p><p>With each story more ludicrous than the last, Schnebly and Toth provide hilarious commentary and insights into the strange depths of human behavior. So grab your passport and join us as we embark on a journey to uncover the most mind-boggling, head-scratching, and downright dumb actions from around the world on "Shallow End."</p><p><br></p><p class="ql-align-center">If you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth, contact sales@advertisecast.com <a href="https://www.airwavemedia.com/">http://www.airwavemedia.com</a></p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>Introducing: Pretty Sure I Can Fly with Johnny Knoxville &amp; Elna Baker</title>
      <description>Pretty Sure I Can Fly is a humorous exploration of things that had never been done, until someone did them. It’s a series of weekly conversations about what it takes to break through the barrier of “impossible” and set new standards for human limitation. Pretty Sure I Can Fly is like going to history class, except your teachers are actor, stuntman, and outlaw radio DJ Johnny Knoxville and long-time This American Life contributor Elna Baker. And each week they bring a new guest to tell you all about how they “grabbed the bull by the bunglesteen” or “really hogwrenched that spatooly.”
 
Listen to Pretty Sure I Can Fly: Wondery.fm/PSICF_Shallow
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 15 Apr 2024 04:01:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>Introducing: Pretty Sure I Can Fly with Johnny Knoxville &amp; Elna Baker</itunes:title>
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      <itunes:author>Schnebly and Toth</itunes:author>
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      <itunes:summary>Pretty Sure I Can Fly is a humorous exploration of things that had never been done, until someone did them. It’s a series of weekly conversations about what it takes to break through the barrier of “impossible” and set new standards for human limitation. Pretty Sure I Can Fly is like going to history class, except your teachers are actor, stuntman, and outlaw radio DJ Johnny Knoxville and long-time This American Life contributor Elna Baker. And each week they bring a new guest to tell you all about how they “grabbed the bull by the bunglesteen” or “really hogwrenched that spatooly.”
 
Listen to Pretty Sure I Can Fly: Wondery.fm/PSICF_Shallow
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Pretty Sure I Can Fly is a humorous exploration of things that had never been done, until someone did them. It’s a series of weekly conversations about what it takes to break through the barrier of “impossible” and set new standards for human limitation. Pretty Sure I Can Fly is like going to history class, except your teachers are actor, stuntman, and outlaw radio DJ Johnny Knoxville and long-time This American Life contributor Elna Baker. And each week they bring a new guest to tell you all about how they “grabbed the bull by the bunglesteen” or “really hogwrenched that spatooly.”</p><p> </p><p>Listen to Pretty Sure I Can Fly: <a href="http://wondery.fm/PSICF_Shallow">Wondery.fm/PSICF_Shallow</a></p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>450</itunes:duration>
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      <title>#097: Not To Be Used As A Hair Product</title>
      <description>Join hosts Schnebly and Toth in this episode of Shallow End as they navigate the turbulent waters of online antics and historical misfortunes. Strap in as they delve into the absurd world of Internet challenges, recounting the hilariously ill-conceived stunts that took a sharp turn toward disaster. From the notorious "Tide Pod Challenge" to the perilous "Fire Challenge," get ready to cringe, laugh, and shake your head at the sheer audacity of these viral sensations gone wrong.

But that's not all – Schnebly and Toth explore the fate of Captain John Kendrick. Once a renowned figure in maritime history, Kendrick's story is one of irony and misfortune. Discover the twists of fate and the unexpected events that led to the downfall of this legendary sea captain, whose life serves as a cautionary tale of hubris and unforeseen consequences.

Tune in as The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth delivers insightful commentary, historical context, and a healthy dose of humor on these divergent yet equally captivating topics. Whether you're fascinated by the bizarre world of Internet culture or drawn to tales of historical irony, this episode promises to keep you hooked from start to finish. So grab your headphones and dive into the depths with Schnebly and Toth on this riveting episode of Shallow End!
If you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth, contact sales@advertisecast.com http://www.airwavemedia.com
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 10 Apr 2024 04:02:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>#097; Not To Be Used As A Hair Product</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Schnebly and Toth</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Internet Challenges Gone Awry and the Tragic Tale of Captain John Kendrick</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Join hosts Schnebly and Toth in this episode of Shallow End as they navigate the turbulent waters of online antics and historical misfortunes. Strap in as they delve into the absurd world of Internet challenges, recounting the hilariously ill-conceived stunts that took a sharp turn toward disaster. From the notorious "Tide Pod Challenge" to the perilous "Fire Challenge," get ready to cringe, laugh, and shake your head at the sheer audacity of these viral sensations gone wrong.

But that's not all – Schnebly and Toth explore the fate of Captain John Kendrick. Once a renowned figure in maritime history, Kendrick's story is one of irony and misfortune. Discover the twists of fate and the unexpected events that led to the downfall of this legendary sea captain, whose life serves as a cautionary tale of hubris and unforeseen consequences.

Tune in as The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth delivers insightful commentary, historical context, and a healthy dose of humor on these divergent yet equally captivating topics. Whether you're fascinated by the bizarre world of Internet culture or drawn to tales of historical irony, this episode promises to keep you hooked from start to finish. So grab your headphones and dive into the depths with Schnebly and Toth on this riveting episode of Shallow End!
If you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth, contact sales@advertisecast.com http://www.airwavemedia.com
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Join hosts Schnebly and Toth in this episode of Shallow End as they navigate the turbulent waters of online antics and historical misfortunes. Strap in as they delve into the absurd world of Internet challenges, recounting the hilariously ill-conceived stunts that took a sharp turn toward disaster. From the notorious "Tide Pod Challenge" to the perilous "Fire Challenge," get ready to cringe, laugh, and shake your head at the sheer audacity of these viral sensations gone wrong.</p><p><br></p><p>But that's not all – Schnebly and Toth explore the fate of Captain John Kendrick. Once a renowned figure in maritime history, Kendrick's story is one of irony and misfortune. Discover the twists of fate and the unexpected events that led to the downfall of this legendary sea captain, whose life serves as a cautionary tale of hubris and unforeseen consequences.</p><p><br></p><p>Tune in as The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth delivers insightful commentary, historical context, and a healthy dose of humor on these divergent yet equally captivating topics. Whether you're fascinated by the bizarre world of Internet culture or drawn to tales of historical irony, this episode promises to keep you hooked from start to finish. So grab your headphones and dive into the depths with Schnebly and Toth on this riveting episode of Shallow End!</p><p class="ql-align-center">If you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth, contact sales@advertisecast.com <a href="https://www.airwavemedia.com/">http://www.airwavemedia.com</a></p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>2310</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>#096: Never Steal A Fireman's Hat</title>
      <description>Dive into the depths of absurdity with hosts Schnebly and Toth on this week's episode of The Shallow End! Join us as we explore the wild world of insurance fraud and uncover some of the most ridiculous schemes ever attempted. You won't believe the lengths some people will go to for a payout, from faked accidents to outlandish claims.
But that's not all! In a twist of fate, we'll also share the story of a man who traded in his ordinary life for a firefighter's uniform. Discover how one individual's journey from ordinary citizen to first responder landed him in jail.
Tune in for laughter and astonishment as we navigate the murky waters of insurance fraud and celebrate the extraordinary acts of everyday heroes. Don't miss out on this episode of The Shallow End!
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 03 Apr 2024 04:02:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>#096: Never Steal A Fireman's Hat</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Schnebly and Toth</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Title: Unbelievable Insurance Fraud Attempts &amp; The Unexpected Fireman</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Dive into the depths of absurdity with hosts Schnebly and Toth on this week's episode of The Shallow End! Join us as we explore the wild world of insurance fraud and uncover some of the most ridiculous schemes ever attempted. You won't believe the lengths some people will go to for a payout, from faked accidents to outlandish claims.
But that's not all! In a twist of fate, we'll also share the story of a man who traded in his ordinary life for a firefighter's uniform. Discover how one individual's journey from ordinary citizen to first responder landed him in jail.
Tune in for laughter and astonishment as we navigate the murky waters of insurance fraud and celebrate the extraordinary acts of everyday heroes. Don't miss out on this episode of The Shallow End!
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Dive into the depths of absurdity with hosts Schnebly and Toth on this week's episode of The Shallow End! Join us as we explore the wild world of insurance fraud and uncover some of the most ridiculous schemes ever attempted. You won't believe the lengths some people will go to for a payout, from faked accidents to outlandish claims.</p><p>But that's not all! In a twist of fate, we'll also share the story of a man who traded in his ordinary life for a firefighter's uniform. Discover how one individual's journey from ordinary citizen to first responder landed him in jail.</p><p>Tune in for laughter and astonishment as we navigate the murky waters of insurance fraud and celebrate the extraordinary acts of everyday heroes. Don't miss out on this episode of The Shallow End!</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>2349</itunes:duration>
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      <title>#095: Holy Hoax and Arachnophobia Apocalypse</title>
      <description>Join Schnebly and Toth in this gut-busting double-feature episode of The Shallow End! 🎙️Dive into the Shallow End with our first story, exploring the ludicrous escapades of a con artist who masqueraded as a pastor. We will examine the chaotic journey of this pseudo-priest and the comedic fallout of his not-so-sacred schemes. 

But hold onto your hymnals because the second half is not for the faint of heart. Switching gears, we spin the web of a man whose terror of spiders led to a disaster of epic proportions.  Discover how one tiny arachnid triggered a series of events that turned into a nightmare, causing a catastrophic ripple effect that left the community in stitches (and the property in ruins). 

Filled with Schnebly's wit and Toth's biting commentary, this episode is a rollercoaster of emotions that will have you laughing, cringing, and questioning humanity's sanity. Tune in, share, and subscribe for more tales from the Shallow End. 

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 27 Mar 2024 04:01:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>#095: Holy Hoax and Arachnophobia Apocalypse</itunes:title>
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      <itunes:author>Schnebly and Toth</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle></itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Join Schnebly and Toth in this gut-busting double-feature episode of The Shallow End! 🎙️Dive into the Shallow End with our first story, exploring the ludicrous escapades of a con artist who masqueraded as a pastor. We will examine the chaotic journey of this pseudo-priest and the comedic fallout of his not-so-sacred schemes. 

But hold onto your hymnals because the second half is not for the faint of heart. Switching gears, we spin the web of a man whose terror of spiders led to a disaster of epic proportions.  Discover how one tiny arachnid triggered a series of events that turned into a nightmare, causing a catastrophic ripple effect that left the community in stitches (and the property in ruins). 

Filled with Schnebly's wit and Toth's biting commentary, this episode is a rollercoaster of emotions that will have you laughing, cringing, and questioning humanity's sanity. Tune in, share, and subscribe for more tales from the Shallow End. 

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p><br></p><p><br></p><p>Join Schnebly and Toth in this gut-busting double-feature episode of The Shallow End! 🎙️Dive into the Shallow End with our first story, exploring the ludicrous escapades of a con artist who masqueraded as a pastor. We will examine the chaotic journey of this pseudo-priest and the comedic fallout of his not-so-sacred schemes. </p><p><br></p><p>But hold onto your hymnals because the second half is not for the faint of heart. Switching gears, we spin the web of a man whose terror of spiders led to a disaster of epic proportions.  Discover how one tiny arachnid triggered a series of events that turned into a nightmare, causing a catastrophic ripple effect that left the community in stitches (and the property in ruins). </p><p><br></p><p>Filled with Schnebly's wit and Toth's biting commentary, this episode is a rollercoaster of emotions that will have you laughing, cringing, and questioning humanity's sanity. Tune in, share, and subscribe for more tales from the Shallow End. </p><p><br></p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>2333</itunes:duration>
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      <title>#094: Never Hire A Discount Hitman</title>
      <description>Over the years, some people have gone to great lengths to avoid being drafted. JG has a most extreme and ill-advised example. Then Lindsay reminds us that putting a hit on someone is never a good idea. And it's even worse when you hire a discount hitman. Warning! Listening to The Shallow End has been known to cause light-headedness and a giddy, silly feeling.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 20 Mar 2024 04:02:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>#094: Never Hire A Discount Hitman</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Schnebly and Toth</itunes:author>
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      <itunes:summary>Over the years, some people have gone to great lengths to avoid being drafted. JG has a most extreme and ill-advised example. Then Lindsay reminds us that putting a hit on someone is never a good idea. And it's even worse when you hire a discount hitman. Warning! Listening to The Shallow End has been known to cause light-headedness and a giddy, silly feeling.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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      <itunes:duration>2229</itunes:duration>
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      <title>#093: Take That, Cap'n</title>
      <description>Join hosts Schnebly and Toth on a rollercoaster of historical intrigue and modern-day absurdity in this captivating episode of Shallow End. First, we unravel the gripping tale of the Gaspee Affair, where one man's hubris triggers a chain of events that reverberate through the annals of history. We uncover the arrogance and stupidity of a pivotal figure whose actions ignited a revolution and forever changed the course of a nation.

But the intrigue doesn't end there. Prepare for a wild ride in our second segment as we explore a real-life "Weekend at Bernie's" scenario that defies belief. From bizarre circumstances to improbable antics, Schnebly and Toth dissect the jaw-dropping true story of deception and absurdity. Strap in as we navigate the murky waters of deceit and uncover this unforgettable tale's shocking twists and turns.

Join us at the Shallow End for a double feature of intrigue, scandal, and the unexpected. Don't miss out on the excitement as we unravel the mysteries of the Gaspee Affair and dive into a real-life "Weekend at Bernie's" adventure!
If you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth, contact sales@advertisecast.com http://www.airwavemedia.com
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 13 Mar 2024 04:02:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>#093: Take That, Cap'n</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Schnebly and Toth</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>The Gaspee Affair &amp; A Real-life "Weekend at Bernie's</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Join hosts Schnebly and Toth on a rollercoaster of historical intrigue and modern-day absurdity in this captivating episode of Shallow End. First, we unravel the gripping tale of the Gaspee Affair, where one man's hubris triggers a chain of events that reverberate through the annals of history. We uncover the arrogance and stupidity of a pivotal figure whose actions ignited a revolution and forever changed the course of a nation.

But the intrigue doesn't end there. Prepare for a wild ride in our second segment as we explore a real-life "Weekend at Bernie's" scenario that defies belief. From bizarre circumstances to improbable antics, Schnebly and Toth dissect the jaw-dropping true story of deception and absurdity. Strap in as we navigate the murky waters of deceit and uncover this unforgettable tale's shocking twists and turns.

Join us at the Shallow End for a double feature of intrigue, scandal, and the unexpected. Don't miss out on the excitement as we unravel the mysteries of the Gaspee Affair and dive into a real-life "Weekend at Bernie's" adventure!
If you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth, contact sales@advertisecast.com http://www.airwavemedia.com
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Join hosts Schnebly and Toth on a rollercoaster of historical intrigue and modern-day absurdity in this captivating episode of Shallow End. First, we unravel the gripping tale of the Gaspee Affair, where one man's hubris triggers a chain of events that reverberate through the annals of history. We uncover the arrogance and stupidity of a pivotal figure whose actions ignited a revolution and forever changed the course of a nation.</p><p><br></p><p>But the intrigue doesn't end there. Prepare for a wild ride in our second segment as we explore a real-life "Weekend at Bernie's" scenario that defies belief. From bizarre circumstances to improbable antics, Schnebly and Toth dissect the jaw-dropping true story of deception and absurdity. Strap in as we navigate the murky waters of deceit and uncover this unforgettable tale's shocking twists and turns.</p><p><br></p><p>Join us at the Shallow End for a double feature of intrigue, scandal, and the unexpected. Don't miss out on the excitement as we unravel the mysteries of the Gaspee Affair and dive into a real-life "Weekend at Bernie's" adventure!</p><p class="ql-align-center">If you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth, contact sales@advertisecast.com <a href="https://www.airwavemedia.com/">http://www.airwavemedia.com</a></p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>2448</itunes:duration>
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      <title>#092: With A Triumphant Grunt </title>
      <description>Dive into the depths of The Shallow End with this riveting episode! In our first segment, we unpack the unbelievable tale of a manhole cover theft gone awry. Join us as we unravel the details of this unusual heist gone wrong, exploring the motives behind such an audacious act and the unexpected consequences that ensued.

But wait, the strangeness doesn't stop there! In our second segment, we shift gears to dissect a truly peculiar incident of theft at none other than a Walmart Superstore. Prepare to be baffled as we delve into the bizarre world of retail larceny, where the ordinary becomes extraordinary and the boundaries of what's possible are stretched to their limits.

Join Schnebly and Toth as they navigate these extraordinary tales with wit, insight, and just the right amount of skepticism. Whether you're intrigued by the psychology of crime or simply love a good laugh at the absurdity of human behavior, this episode of Shallow End promises to entertain and astonish in equal measure.
If you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth, contact sales@advertisecast.com http://www.airwavemedia.com
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 06 Mar 2024 05:01:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>#092: With A Triumphant Grunt </itunes:title>
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      <itunes:author>Schnebly and Toth</itunes:author>
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      <itunes:summary>Dive into the depths of The Shallow End with this riveting episode! In our first segment, we unpack the unbelievable tale of a manhole cover theft gone awry. Join us as we unravel the details of this unusual heist gone wrong, exploring the motives behind such an audacious act and the unexpected consequences that ensued.

But wait, the strangeness doesn't stop there! In our second segment, we shift gears to dissect a truly peculiar incident of theft at none other than a Walmart Superstore. Prepare to be baffled as we delve into the bizarre world of retail larceny, where the ordinary becomes extraordinary and the boundaries of what's possible are stretched to their limits.

Join Schnebly and Toth as they navigate these extraordinary tales with wit, insight, and just the right amount of skepticism. Whether you're intrigued by the psychology of crime or simply love a good laugh at the absurdity of human behavior, this episode of Shallow End promises to entertain and astonish in equal measure.
If you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth, contact sales@advertisecast.com http://www.airwavemedia.com
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Dive into the depths of The Shallow End with this riveting episode! In our first segment, we unpack the unbelievable tale of a manhole cover theft gone awry. Join us as we unravel the details of this unusual heist gone wrong, exploring the motives behind such an audacious act and the unexpected consequences that ensued.</p><p><br></p><p>But wait, the strangeness doesn't stop there! In our second segment, we shift gears to dissect a truly peculiar incident of theft at none other than a Walmart Superstore. Prepare to be baffled as we delve into the bizarre world of retail larceny, where the ordinary becomes extraordinary and the boundaries of what's possible are stretched to their limits.</p><p><br></p><p>Join Schnebly and Toth as they navigate these extraordinary tales with wit, insight, and just the right amount of skepticism. Whether you're intrigued by the psychology of crime or simply love a good laugh at the absurdity of human behavior, this episode of Shallow End promises to entertain and astonish in equal measure.</p><p class="ql-align-center">If you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth, contact sales@advertisecast.com <a href="https://www.airwavemedia.com/">http://www.airwavemedia.com</a></p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>2444</itunes:duration>
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      <title>#091: Jumping The Camaro</title>
      <description>Dive into the depths of absurdity with this episode of Shallow End! First up, we unpack the side-splitting world of National Park reviews. From complaints about "too many trees" to baffling queries about where to plug in hairdryers, join us as we navigate the wild and wacky feedback left by entitled visitors to our nation's natural wonders. You'll laugh, scratch your head, and might reconsider humanity's grasp on common sense.

But the adventure doesn't stop there! We also delve into the daring escapades of a fugitive whose evasive maneuvers could make even the clumsiest criminal mastermind cringe. His harebrained schemes are a cautionary tale of what not to do when on the lam. Strap in for laughter and disbelief as we uncover the hilarity and folly in the mundane and the criminal underworld. Tune in now to join the fun!
If you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth, contact sales@advertisecast.com http://www.airwavemedia.com
 
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 28 Feb 2024 05:02:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>#091: Jumping The Camaro</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Schnebly and Toth</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Hilarious National Park Reviews &amp; the Fugitive's Folly</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Dive into the depths of absurdity with this episode of Shallow End! First up, we unpack the side-splitting world of National Park reviews. From complaints about "too many trees" to baffling queries about where to plug in hairdryers, join us as we navigate the wild and wacky feedback left by entitled visitors to our nation's natural wonders. You'll laugh, scratch your head, and might reconsider humanity's grasp on common sense.

But the adventure doesn't stop there! We also delve into the daring escapades of a fugitive whose evasive maneuvers could make even the clumsiest criminal mastermind cringe. His harebrained schemes are a cautionary tale of what not to do when on the lam. Strap in for laughter and disbelief as we uncover the hilarity and folly in the mundane and the criminal underworld. Tune in now to join the fun!
If you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth, contact sales@advertisecast.com http://www.airwavemedia.com
 
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p><br></p><p>Dive into the depths of absurdity with this episode of Shallow End! First up, we unpack the side-splitting world of National Park reviews. From complaints about "too many trees" to baffling queries about where to plug in hairdryers, join us as we navigate the wild and wacky feedback left by entitled visitors to our nation's natural wonders. You'll laugh, scratch your head, and might reconsider humanity's grasp on common sense.</p><p><br></p><p>But the adventure doesn't stop there! We also delve into the daring escapades of a fugitive whose evasive maneuvers could make even the clumsiest criminal mastermind cringe. His harebrained schemes are a cautionary tale of what not to do when on the lam. Strap in for laughter and disbelief as we uncover the hilarity and folly in the mundane and the criminal underworld. Tune in now to join the fun!</p><p class="ql-align-center">If you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth, contact sales@advertisecast.com <a href="https://www.airwavemedia.com/">http://www.airwavemedia.com</a></p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>1797</itunes:duration>
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      <title>#090: Pool Cues And Whale Blubber </title>
      <description>In this uproarious episode of The Shallow End, two bizarre and unforgettable tales highlight the absurdity of human folly.
First up, join us for a hilarious recounting of the misadventures of two inept would-be bandits whose grand heist plan unravels spectacularly when they encounter an unexpected adversary: moderately priced billiard equipment. Discover how their harebrained scheme takes an unexpected turn and ends in a series of comedic missteps that will leave you in stitches.
Then, brace yourself for a cautionary tale that explores the catastrophic consequences of combining a dead whale carcass and dynamite. Join us for the true story of a misguided attempt to dispose of a whale carcass that escalates into a disastrous and hilariously unforgettable spectacle.
If you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth, contact sales@advertisecast.com http://www.airwavemedia.com
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 21 Feb 2024 05:01:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>#090: Pool Cues And Whale Blubber </itunes:title>
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      <itunes:author>Schnebly and Toth</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle></itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>In this uproarious episode of The Shallow End, two bizarre and unforgettable tales highlight the absurdity of human folly.
First up, join us for a hilarious recounting of the misadventures of two inept would-be bandits whose grand heist plan unravels spectacularly when they encounter an unexpected adversary: moderately priced billiard equipment. Discover how their harebrained scheme takes an unexpected turn and ends in a series of comedic missteps that will leave you in stitches.
Then, brace yourself for a cautionary tale that explores the catastrophic consequences of combining a dead whale carcass and dynamite. Join us for the true story of a misguided attempt to dispose of a whale carcass that escalates into a disastrous and hilariously unforgettable spectacle.
If you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth, contact sales@advertisecast.com http://www.airwavemedia.com
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>In this uproarious episode of The Shallow End, two bizarre and unforgettable tales highlight the absurdity of human folly.</p><p>First up, join us for a hilarious recounting of the misadventures of two inept would-be bandits whose grand heist plan unravels spectacularly when they encounter an unexpected adversary: moderately priced billiard equipment. Discover how their harebrained scheme takes an unexpected turn and ends in a series of comedic missteps that will leave you in stitches.</p><p>Then, brace yourself for a cautionary tale that explores the catastrophic consequences of combining a dead whale carcass and dynamite. Join us for the true story of a misguided attempt to dispose of a whale carcass that escalates into a disastrous and hilariously unforgettable spectacle.</p><p class="ql-align-center">If you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth, contact sales@advertisecast.com <a href="https://www.airwavemedia.com/">http://www.airwavemedia.com</a></p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>2518</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>#089: Avian Feeding Frenzy</title>
      <description>Oops! Did I Do That?

Join hosts Schnebly and Toth as they explore the hilariously embarrassing world of self-inflicted injuries and the outlandish excuses people make to save face.
But the injuries are only half the fun! The hosts dissect the absurd excuses people concoct to explain away their mishaps, from blaming mysterious encounters with home appliances to accusing mischievous pets of sabotage.
Tune in to "Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth" for a dose of laughter and a reminder that sometimes, it's okay to laugh at ourselves, especially when we're the ones responsible for the hilarity.
If you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth, contact sales@advertisecast.com http://www.airwavemedia.com

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 14 Feb 2024 05:02:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>#089: Avian Feeding Frenzy</itunes:title>
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      <itunes:author>Schnebly and Toth</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Oops! Did I Do That?</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Oops! Did I Do That?

Join hosts Schnebly and Toth as they explore the hilariously embarrassing world of self-inflicted injuries and the outlandish excuses people make to save face.
But the injuries are only half the fun! The hosts dissect the absurd excuses people concoct to explain away their mishaps, from blaming mysterious encounters with home appliances to accusing mischievous pets of sabotage.
Tune in to "Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth" for a dose of laughter and a reminder that sometimes, it's okay to laugh at ourselves, especially when we're the ones responsible for the hilarity.
If you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth, contact sales@advertisecast.com http://www.airwavemedia.com

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>Oops! Did I Do That?</p><p><br></p><p>Join hosts Schnebly and Toth as they explore the hilariously embarrassing world of self-inflicted injuries and the outlandish excuses people make to save face.</p><p>But the injuries are only half the fun! The hosts dissect the absurd excuses people concoct to explain away their mishaps, from blaming mysterious encounters with home appliances to accusing mischievous pets of sabotage.</p><p>Tune in to "Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth" for a dose of laughter and a reminder that sometimes, it's okay to laugh at ourselves, especially when we're the ones responsible for the hilarity.</p><p class="ql-align-center">If you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth, contact sales@advertisecast.com <a href="https://www.airwavemedia.com/">http://www.airwavemedia.com</a></p><p><br></p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>2377</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>#088: Drunk Genius and Wedding Woes</title>
      <description>Welcome back to another episode of Shallow End, the podcast that dives deep into life's most entertaining and absurd moments! In this episode, two extraordinary tales will leave you in stitches and shaking your head in disbelief.

First, we explore the side-splitting story of a very intoxicated man and his utterly unique problem-solving method. Join us as we unravel the antics of this inebriated genius and discover how his impaired judgment led to a chain of events that no one could have predicted. It's a journey into the world of unexpected solutions brought to you by a man under the influence.

But that's not all! We also delve into the jaw-dropping and cringe-worthy details of a wedding that took a disastrously wrong turn due to one very bad decision. It's a cautionary tale proving how unpredictable weddings can be when poor judgment reigns supreme.

Join us on this journey of laughter and disbelief as we dissect these unforgettable stories. Whether you need a good laugh or want to revel in the absurdity of human behavior, this episode of Shallow End will tickle your funny bone and leave you questioning how wild and unpredictable life can be. Don't miss out on the fun – tune in now!
If you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth, contact sales@advertisecast.com http://www.airwavemedia.com
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 07 Feb 2024 05:02:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>#088: Drunk Genius and Wedding Woes</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Schnebly and Toth</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle></itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Welcome back to another episode of Shallow End, the podcast that dives deep into life's most entertaining and absurd moments! In this episode, two extraordinary tales will leave you in stitches and shaking your head in disbelief.

First, we explore the side-splitting story of a very intoxicated man and his utterly unique problem-solving method. Join us as we unravel the antics of this inebriated genius and discover how his impaired judgment led to a chain of events that no one could have predicted. It's a journey into the world of unexpected solutions brought to you by a man under the influence.

But that's not all! We also delve into the jaw-dropping and cringe-worthy details of a wedding that took a disastrously wrong turn due to one very bad decision. It's a cautionary tale proving how unpredictable weddings can be when poor judgment reigns supreme.

Join us on this journey of laughter and disbelief as we dissect these unforgettable stories. Whether you need a good laugh or want to revel in the absurdity of human behavior, this episode of Shallow End will tickle your funny bone and leave you questioning how wild and unpredictable life can be. Don't miss out on the fun – tune in now!
If you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth, contact sales@advertisecast.com http://www.airwavemedia.com
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p><br></p><p>Welcome back to another episode of Shallow End, the podcast that dives deep into life's most entertaining and absurd moments! In this episode, two extraordinary tales will leave you in stitches and shaking your head in disbelief.</p><p><br></p><p>First, we explore the side-splitting story of a very intoxicated man and his utterly unique problem-solving method. Join us as we unravel the antics of this inebriated genius and discover how his impaired judgment led to a chain of events that no one could have predicted. It's a journey into the world of unexpected solutions brought to you by a man under the influence.</p><p><br></p><p>But that's not all! We also delve into the jaw-dropping and cringe-worthy details of a wedding that took a disastrously wrong turn due to one very bad decision. It's a cautionary tale proving how unpredictable weddings can be when poor judgment reigns supreme.</p><p><br></p><p>Join us on this journey of laughter and disbelief as we dissect these unforgettable stories. Whether you need a good laugh or want to revel in the absurdity of human behavior, this episode of Shallow End will tickle your funny bone and leave you questioning how wild and unpredictable life can be. Don't miss out on the fun – tune in now!</p><p class="ql-align-center">If you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth, contact sales@advertisecast.com <a href="https://www.airwavemedia.com/">http://www.airwavemedia.com</a></p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <itunes:duration>2255</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>#087: Bad Place To Put A Hoagie</title>
      <description>Welcome to "The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth," the podcast where we dive deep into the shallowness of life and explore those moments that make us cringe, laugh, and reflect. In this special episode, hosts Schnebly and Toth are back to bring you a dose of hilarity and relatability as they share emails from listeners who have bravely spilled the beans on their own embarrassing Shallow End moments.

As self-proclaimed experts in the art of embracing our own human imperfections, Lindsay and JG offer their unique insights on why these moments matter. They remind us that it's not about the depth of the water but the depth of the laughter and lessons we find in these Shallow End experiences.

So, grab your floaties and join us as we dive headfirst into the world of embarrassing blunders, laughing at ourselves and realizing that sometimes, the shallow end is where life's most memorable stories are waiting to be told. Subscribe now; remember, you're not alone in your Shallow End escapades!
If you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth, contact sales@advertisecast.com http://www.airwavemedia.com
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 31 Jan 2024 05:02:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>#087: Bad Good Place To Put A Hoagie</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Schnebly and Toth</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Diving into Embarrassment: Listener Stories</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Welcome to "The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth," the podcast where we dive deep into the shallowness of life and explore those moments that make us cringe, laugh, and reflect. In this special episode, hosts Schnebly and Toth are back to bring you a dose of hilarity and relatability as they share emails from listeners who have bravely spilled the beans on their own embarrassing Shallow End moments.

As self-proclaimed experts in the art of embracing our own human imperfections, Lindsay and JG offer their unique insights on why these moments matter. They remind us that it's not about the depth of the water but the depth of the laughter and lessons we find in these Shallow End experiences.

So, grab your floaties and join us as we dive headfirst into the world of embarrassing blunders, laughing at ourselves and realizing that sometimes, the shallow end is where life's most memorable stories are waiting to be told. Subscribe now; remember, you're not alone in your Shallow End escapades!
If you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth, contact sales@advertisecast.com http://www.airwavemedia.com
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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      <title>#086: Snack Related Injuries</title>
      <description>Join us for an intriguing and diverse episode of the Shallow End Podcast, where we dive into two distinct but equally fascinating topics. 

First, we'll explore the unexpected and sometimes comical injuries that occur at Super Bowl-watching parties. From overenthusiastic high-fives to wild touchdown celebrations gone wrong, we'll share hilarious anecdotes and discuss the most common party-related injuries that tend to happen during the Super Bowl frenzy. Get ready to laugh, cringe, and maybe even learn a thing or two about party safety!

In the second half of the episode, we shift gears to a more serious and thought-provoking subject: "The Unluckiest Terrorist." We'll examine the twists of fate that led this individual down an incredibly ill-fated yet hilarious path, shedding light on a different aspect of the world of terrorism.
If you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth, contact sales@advertisecast.com http://www.airwavemedia.com
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 24 Jan 2024 05:04:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>#086: Snack Related Injuries</itunes:title>
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      <itunes:author>Schnebly and Toth</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Super Bowl Party Mishaps &amp; The Unluckiest Terrorist</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Join us for an intriguing and diverse episode of the Shallow End Podcast, where we dive into two distinct but equally fascinating topics. 

First, we'll explore the unexpected and sometimes comical injuries that occur at Super Bowl-watching parties. From overenthusiastic high-fives to wild touchdown celebrations gone wrong, we'll share hilarious anecdotes and discuss the most common party-related injuries that tend to happen during the Super Bowl frenzy. Get ready to laugh, cringe, and maybe even learn a thing or two about party safety!

In the second half of the episode, we shift gears to a more serious and thought-provoking subject: "The Unluckiest Terrorist." We'll examine the twists of fate that led this individual down an incredibly ill-fated yet hilarious path, shedding light on a different aspect of the world of terrorism.
If you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth, contact sales@advertisecast.com http://www.airwavemedia.com
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Join us for an intriguing and diverse episode of the Shallow End Podcast, where we dive into two distinct but equally fascinating topics. </p><p><br></p><p>First, we'll explore the unexpected and sometimes comical injuries that occur at Super Bowl-watching parties. From overenthusiastic high-fives to wild touchdown celebrations gone wrong, we'll share hilarious anecdotes and discuss the most common party-related injuries that tend to happen during the Super Bowl frenzy. Get ready to laugh, cringe, and maybe even learn a thing or two about party safety!</p><p><br></p><p>In the second half of the episode, we shift gears to a more serious and thought-provoking subject: "The Unluckiest Terrorist." We'll examine the twists of fate that led this individual down an incredibly ill-fated yet hilarious path, shedding light on a different aspect of the world of terrorism.</p><p class="ql-align-center">If you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth, contact sales@advertisecast.com <a href="https://www.airwavemedia.com/">http://www.airwavemedia.com</a></p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>#084: A Bullet In Your Hotdog</title>
      <description>In this installment of The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth, a hotdog vendor falls victim to a robbery, but the culprit leaves a painfully unexpected tip. Then, there's a right way and a wrong way to cook a steak. Guess which one we're going to talk about?
If you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth, contact sales@advertisecast.com http://www.airwavemedia.com
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 17 Jan 2024 05:01:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>#084: A Bullet In Your Hotdog</itunes:title>
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      <itunes:author>Schnebly and Toth</itunes:author>
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      <itunes:summary>In this installment of The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth, a hotdog vendor falls victim to a robbery, but the culprit leaves a painfully unexpected tip. Then, there's a right way and a wrong way to cook a steak. Guess which one we're going to talk about?
If you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth, contact sales@advertisecast.com http://www.airwavemedia.com
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>In this installment of The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth, a hotdog vendor falls victim to a robbery, but the culprit leaves a painfully unexpected tip. Then, there's a right way and a wrong way to cook a steak. Guess which one we're going to talk about?</p><p class="ql-align-center">If you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth, contact sales@advertisecast.com <a href="https://www.airwavemedia.com/">http://www.airwavemedia.com</a></p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>2056</itunes:duration>
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      <title>#084: A Soothing Acid Bath</title>
      <description>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 10 Jan 2024 05:01:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>#084: A Soothing Acid Bath</itunes:title>
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      <itunes:author>Schnebly and Toth</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle></itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>2032</itunes:duration>
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      <title>#83: Thugs In The Kitchen</title>
      <description>Welcome back to Shallow End, the podcast that promotes your self-esteem through other people's stupidity.
First up, we venture into a land with some of the strictest laws on the planet, where the concept of instant karma takes on a whole new meaning. Join us as we unravel the incredible account of an individual who thought they could outsmart the system, only to find himself facing consequences that were both immediate and ironic.

In the second half of our episode, we delve into a cautionary tale that should make any aspiring criminal think twice. It's the story of a brazen burglary attempt on the home of a prominent judge, with a twist you won't see coming. As we recount the events that unfolded when the judge's wife was at home during the break-in, you'll witness a tale of quick thinking and resilience. Learn about the surprising turn of events that left both the perpetrators forever changed.
Join us on Shallow End as we navigate the depths of these two riveting narratives, reminding us that karma has a way of catching up with us all and that justice is not always blind, and it sure can hurt!
If you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth, contact sales@advertisecast.com http://www.airwavemedia.com
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 03 Jan 2024 05:02:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>#83: Thugs In The Kitchen</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Schnebly and Toth</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Karma's Swift Hand and The Vengeance of The Judge's Wife's </itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Welcome back to Shallow End, the podcast that promotes your self-esteem through other people's stupidity.
First up, we venture into a land with some of the strictest laws on the planet, where the concept of instant karma takes on a whole new meaning. Join us as we unravel the incredible account of an individual who thought they could outsmart the system, only to find himself facing consequences that were both immediate and ironic.

In the second half of our episode, we delve into a cautionary tale that should make any aspiring criminal think twice. It's the story of a brazen burglary attempt on the home of a prominent judge, with a twist you won't see coming. As we recount the events that unfolded when the judge's wife was at home during the break-in, you'll witness a tale of quick thinking and resilience. Learn about the surprising turn of events that left both the perpetrators forever changed.
Join us on Shallow End as we navigate the depths of these two riveting narratives, reminding us that karma has a way of catching up with us all and that justice is not always blind, and it sure can hurt!
If you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth, contact sales@advertisecast.com http://www.airwavemedia.com
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Welcome back to Shallow End, the podcast that promotes your self-esteem through other people's stupidity.</p><p>First up, we venture into a land with some of the strictest laws on the planet, where the concept of instant karma takes on a whole new meaning. Join us as we unravel the incredible account of an individual who thought they could outsmart the system, only to find himself facing consequences that were both immediate and ironic.</p><p><br></p><p>In the second half of our episode, we delve into a cautionary tale that should make any aspiring criminal think twice. It's the story of a brazen burglary attempt on the home of a prominent judge, with a twist you won't see coming. As we recount the events that unfolded when the judge's wife was at home during the break-in, you'll witness a tale of quick thinking and resilience. Learn about the surprising turn of events that left both the perpetrators forever changed.</p><p>Join us on Shallow End as we navigate the depths of these two riveting narratives, reminding us that karma has a way of catching up with us all and that justice is not always blind, and it sure can hurt!</p><p class="ql-align-center">If you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth, contact sales@advertisecast.com <a href="https://www.airwavemedia.com/">http://www.airwavemedia.com</a></p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title> #082: A Discount Hitman</title>
      <description>Ah, the joys of the holidays. Time spent with family, the smell of home cooking wafting through the air, and an encore performance from the Shallow End With Schnebly And Toth. Think of it as re-heated leftovers that always taste better the next day. Or, in this case, from about a year ago. But don't worry, these stories have been properly refrigerated and stored in airtight containers to seal in freshness.
Over the years, some people have gone to great lengths to avoid being drafted. JG has a most extreme and ill-advised example. Then Lindsay reminds us that putting a hit on someone is never a good idea. And it's even worse when you hire a discount hitman. Warning! Listening to The Shallow End has been known to cause light-headedness and a giddy, silly feeling.
If you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth, contact sales@advertisecast.com http://www.airwavemedia.com
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 27 Dec 2023 05:02:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>#082: A Discount Hitman</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Schnebly and Toth</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle></itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Ah, the joys of the holidays. Time spent with family, the smell of home cooking wafting through the air, and an encore performance from the Shallow End With Schnebly And Toth. Think of it as re-heated leftovers that always taste better the next day. Or, in this case, from about a year ago. But don't worry, these stories have been properly refrigerated and stored in airtight containers to seal in freshness.
Over the years, some people have gone to great lengths to avoid being drafted. JG has a most extreme and ill-advised example. Then Lindsay reminds us that putting a hit on someone is never a good idea. And it's even worse when you hire a discount hitman. Warning! Listening to The Shallow End has been known to cause light-headedness and a giddy, silly feeling.
If you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth, contact sales@advertisecast.com http://www.airwavemedia.com
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Ah, the joys of the holidays. Time spent with family, the smell of home cooking wafting through the air, and an encore performance from the Shallow End With Schnebly And Toth. Think of it as re-heated leftovers that always taste better the next day. Or, in this case, from about a year ago. But don't worry, these stories have been properly refrigerated and stored in airtight containers to seal in freshness.</p><p>Over the years, some people have gone to great lengths to avoid being drafted. JG has a most extreme and ill-advised example. Then Lindsay reminds us that putting a hit on someone is never a good idea. And it's even worse when you hire a discount hitman. Warning! Listening to The Shallow End has been known to cause light-headedness and a giddy, silly feeling.</p><p class="ql-align-center">If you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth, contact sales@advertisecast.com <a href="https://www.airwavemedia.com/">http://www.airwavemedia.com</a></p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>2221</itunes:duration>
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      <title>#081: A Horse Attachment Flap</title>
      <description>Dive into the absurd and cautionary tales of our modern world in this episode of Shallow End! First up, we recount the story of a gasoline theft that's more slapstick than slick. Join us as we break down how a simple heist turned into a comedy of errors, leaving everyone, including the would-be thieves, scratching their heads in disbelief.

But the ride doesn't stop there. Buckle up as we shift gears to bring you the inside scoop on what's being called the "worst ride-share passenger ever." From outrageous demands to a jaw-dropping lack of etiquette, this passenger's trip went from zero to infamous faster than they could say, "I'll tip you in the app!"

Don't forget to fuel up on our previous episodes, and if you enjoy our deep dive into the shallow end of life's pool, rate us five stars on your favorite podcast platform!

If you would like to advertise on The Shallow End, contact sales@advertisecast.com http://www.airwavemedia.com

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 20 Dec 2023 05:02:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>#081: A Horse Attachment Flap</itunes:title>
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      <itunes:author>Schnebly and Toth</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Fuel Fiasco &amp; The Ride-Share Nightmare</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Dive into the absurd and cautionary tales of our modern world in this episode of Shallow End! First up, we recount the story of a gasoline theft that's more slapstick than slick. Join us as we break down how a simple heist turned into a comedy of errors, leaving everyone, including the would-be thieves, scratching their heads in disbelief.

But the ride doesn't stop there. Buckle up as we shift gears to bring you the inside scoop on what's being called the "worst ride-share passenger ever." From outrageous demands to a jaw-dropping lack of etiquette, this passenger's trip went from zero to infamous faster than they could say, "I'll tip you in the app!"

Don't forget to fuel up on our previous episodes, and if you enjoy our deep dive into the shallow end of life's pool, rate us five stars on your favorite podcast platform!

If you would like to advertise on The Shallow End, contact sales@advertisecast.com http://www.airwavemedia.com

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Dive into the absurd and cautionary tales of our modern world in this episode of Shallow End! First up, we recount the story of a gasoline theft that's more slapstick than slick. Join us as we break down how a simple heist turned into a comedy of errors, leaving everyone, including the would-be thieves, scratching their heads in disbelief.</p><p><br></p><p>But the ride doesn't stop there. Buckle up as we shift gears to bring you the inside scoop on what's being called the "worst ride-share passenger ever." From outrageous demands to a jaw-dropping lack of etiquette, this passenger's trip went from zero to infamous faster than they could say, "I'll tip you in the app!"</p><p><br></p><p>Don't forget to fuel up on our previous episodes, and if you enjoy our deep dive into the shallow end of life's pool, rate us five stars on your favorite podcast platform!</p><p><br></p><p class="ql-align-center">If you would like to advertise on The Shallow End, contact sales@advertisecast.com <a href="https://www.airwavemedia.com/">http://www.airwavemedia.com</a></p><p><br></p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>#080: Pulling Out The Ramrod </title>
      <description>Dive into the intriguing world of human experiences and life's quirky twists with our latest episode of the Shallow End Podcast! In this entertaining installment, we bring you two captivating stories that explore the mysterious workings of fate and human choices.
Have you ever wondered if karma truly exists? Join us as we unravel this enlightening story of a man who learns about karma in the most unexpected way - through a stray dog. A dog that he should have been nicer to. Discover the profound lesson he learned.
And then, life is a series of choices, some good, some bad. In this gripping narrative, we explore the unfortunate decision-making process of an individual who found themselves in a precarious situation inside an MRI suite. Tune in to hear the tale of an unforgettable incident that raises questions about responsibility, human error, and the consequences of our actions. 
 If you would like to advertise on The Shallow End, contact sales@advertisecast.com http://www.airwavemedia.com
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 13 Dec 2023 05:10:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>#080: Pulling Out The Ramrod </itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Schnebly and Toth</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Karma's Lesson and MRI Mishaps</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Dive into the intriguing world of human experiences and life's quirky twists with our latest episode of the Shallow End Podcast! In this entertaining installment, we bring you two captivating stories that explore the mysterious workings of fate and human choices.
Have you ever wondered if karma truly exists? Join us as we unravel this enlightening story of a man who learns about karma in the most unexpected way - through a stray dog. A dog that he should have been nicer to. Discover the profound lesson he learned.
And then, life is a series of choices, some good, some bad. In this gripping narrative, we explore the unfortunate decision-making process of an individual who found themselves in a precarious situation inside an MRI suite. Tune in to hear the tale of an unforgettable incident that raises questions about responsibility, human error, and the consequences of our actions. 
 If you would like to advertise on The Shallow End, contact sales@advertisecast.com http://www.airwavemedia.com
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Dive into the intriguing world of human experiences and life's quirky twists with our latest episode of the Shallow End Podcast! In this entertaining installment, we bring you two captivating stories that explore the mysterious workings of fate and human choices.</p><p>Have you ever wondered if karma truly exists? Join us as we unravel this enlightening story of a man who learns about karma in the most unexpected way - through a stray dog. A dog that he should have been nicer to. Discover the profound lesson he learned.</p><p>And then, life is a series of choices, some good, some bad. In this gripping narrative, we explore the unfortunate decision-making process of an individual who found themselves in a precarious situation inside an MRI suite. Tune in to hear the tale of an unforgettable incident that raises questions about responsibility, human error, and the consequences of our actions. </p><p class="ql-align-center"> If you would like to advertise on The Shallow End, contact sales@advertisecast.com <a href="https://www.airwavemedia.com/">http://www.airwavemedia.com</a></p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>#079: Not A Good Place To Keep Chopsticks</title>
      <description>The Shallow End Is Brought To You By Better Help 
In this episode of Shallow End, we dive deep into two captivating stories that prove life is full of unpredictable twists and turns. Join us as we explore the fascinating narratives of individuals who found themselves facing unexpected outcomes.

First up, we unravel the bizarre tale of a tipsy night gone wrong. Picture this: a night out with friends, a few too many drinks, and a heated altercation. But what happens when a seemingly ordinary bar fight takes an unforeseen turn, leaving one man with consequences he never saw coming? Tune in to hear the astonishing story of how alcohol-fueled decisions led to unexpected side effects that changed one man's life forever.

In the second segment, we delve into the world of neighborhood dynamics and the troublemakers who often disrupt the peace. But when a notorious troublemaker crosses paths with an unexpected source of justice, the result is nothing short of Hilarious. Discover the details of a community's struggle with a disruptive presence and the surprising turn of events that led to a resolution nobody could have predicted.
Join us for stories that remind us that life's twists and turns can lead to outcomes beyond our wildest imagination. Don't miss this episode of Shallow End, where the ordinary becomes extraordinary, and justice finds its own way!
Please get in touch with sales@advertisecast.com if you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth.
 http://www.airwavemedia.com
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 06 Dec 2023 05:10:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>#079: Not A Good Place To Keep Chopsticks</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Schnebly and Toth</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Unpredictable Consequences and Unexpected Justice</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>The Shallow End Is Brought To You By Better Help 
In this episode of Shallow End, we dive deep into two captivating stories that prove life is full of unpredictable twists and turns. Join us as we explore the fascinating narratives of individuals who found themselves facing unexpected outcomes.

First up, we unravel the bizarre tale of a tipsy night gone wrong. Picture this: a night out with friends, a few too many drinks, and a heated altercation. But what happens when a seemingly ordinary bar fight takes an unforeseen turn, leaving one man with consequences he never saw coming? Tune in to hear the astonishing story of how alcohol-fueled decisions led to unexpected side effects that changed one man's life forever.

In the second segment, we delve into the world of neighborhood dynamics and the troublemakers who often disrupt the peace. But when a notorious troublemaker crosses paths with an unexpected source of justice, the result is nothing short of Hilarious. Discover the details of a community's struggle with a disruptive presence and the surprising turn of events that led to a resolution nobody could have predicted.
Join us for stories that remind us that life's twists and turns can lead to outcomes beyond our wildest imagination. Don't miss this episode of Shallow End, where the ordinary becomes extraordinary, and justice finds its own way!
Please get in touch with sales@advertisecast.com if you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth.
 http://www.airwavemedia.com
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The Shallow End Is Brought To You By <a href="https://www.betterhelp.com/get-started/?go=true&amp;slug=shallow&amp;utm_source=podcast&amp;utm_campaign=2687&amp;utm_term=shallow&amp;promo_code=shallow&amp;landing_page_img=https%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2F5Ydjxmw.jpg&amp;aff_channel=podcast&amp;discount_rate=10&amp;discount_period=P1M&amp;date_interval=P1M&amp;percentage_off=10&amp;amount=1&amp;amount_spelled_out=one&amp;unit=month&amp;gor=start">Better Help </a></p><p>In this episode of Shallow End, we dive deep into two captivating stories that prove life is full of unpredictable twists and turns. Join us as we explore the fascinating narratives of individuals who found themselves facing unexpected outcomes.</p><p><br></p><p>First up, we unravel the bizarre tale of a tipsy night gone wrong. Picture this: a night out with friends, a few too many drinks, and a heated altercation. But what happens when a seemingly ordinary bar fight takes an unforeseen turn, leaving one man with consequences he never saw coming? Tune in to hear the astonishing story of how alcohol-fueled decisions led to unexpected side effects that changed one man's life forever.</p><p><br></p><p>In the second segment, we delve into the world of neighborhood dynamics and the troublemakers who often disrupt the peace. But when a notorious troublemaker crosses paths with an unexpected source of justice, the result is nothing short of Hilarious. Discover the details of a community's struggle with a disruptive presence and the surprising turn of events that led to a resolution nobody could have predicted.</p><p>Join us for stories that remind us that life's twists and turns can lead to outcomes beyond our wildest imagination. Don't miss this episode of Shallow End, where the ordinary becomes extraordinary, and justice finds its own way!</p><p>Please get in touch with sales@advertisecast.com if you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth.</p><p> http://www.airwavemedia.com</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>#078: Santa's Perp Walk</title>
      <description>This Episode is sponsored by Better Help
Get ready for a double dose of quirky tales on this festive and whimsical episode of the Shallow End Podcast!
🎅 Story 1: "The Santa Train Caper" 🚂
Join us as we unwrap the hilarious escapade of a daring individual who decided to put a unique twist on their Christmas festivities. In a small town's annual holiday parade, chaos ensues when an unexpected character takes control of Santa's magical train. Will this maverick manage to spread holiday cheer or derail Christmas for everyone? We'll uncover the details, the laugh of this unforgettable holiday heist.
🕵️ Story 2: "The Politeness Heist" 🏠
Ever heard of a burglar with impeccable manners? Prepare to be astonished by our second story, as we explore the curious case of "The Polite Burglar." This enigmatic thief broke into a home, but what sets them apart is their unwavering commitment to courtesy. Discover the bizarre and strangely endearing world of a burglar who steals hearts along with possessions.
Tune in for laughter, intrigue, and a dash of holiday spirit in this unique episode of the Shallow End Podcast. You won't want to miss these extraordinary stories that prove sometimes, the most unexpected characters can steal the show!
Don't forget to subscribe, rate, and share this episode with your friends and family. Happy listening, and may your holidays be filled with joy and polite surprises! 🎙️🎄🎁
Please get in touch with sales@advertisecast.com if you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth.
 http://www.airwavemedia.com
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 29 Nov 2023 05:10:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>#078: Santa's Perp Walk</itunes:title>
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      <itunes:author>Schnebly and Toth</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Yuletide Hijinks and The Polite Burglar</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>This Episode is sponsored by Better Help
Get ready for a double dose of quirky tales on this festive and whimsical episode of the Shallow End Podcast!
🎅 Story 1: "The Santa Train Caper" 🚂
Join us as we unwrap the hilarious escapade of a daring individual who decided to put a unique twist on their Christmas festivities. In a small town's annual holiday parade, chaos ensues when an unexpected character takes control of Santa's magical train. Will this maverick manage to spread holiday cheer or derail Christmas for everyone? We'll uncover the details, the laugh of this unforgettable holiday heist.
🕵️ Story 2: "The Politeness Heist" 🏠
Ever heard of a burglar with impeccable manners? Prepare to be astonished by our second story, as we explore the curious case of "The Polite Burglar." This enigmatic thief broke into a home, but what sets them apart is their unwavering commitment to courtesy. Discover the bizarre and strangely endearing world of a burglar who steals hearts along with possessions.
Tune in for laughter, intrigue, and a dash of holiday spirit in this unique episode of the Shallow End Podcast. You won't want to miss these extraordinary stories that prove sometimes, the most unexpected characters can steal the show!
Don't forget to subscribe, rate, and share this episode with your friends and family. Happy listening, and may your holidays be filled with joy and polite surprises! 🎙️🎄🎁
Please get in touch with sales@advertisecast.com if you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth.
 http://www.airwavemedia.com
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>This Episode is sponsored by <a href="https://www.betterhelp.com/get-started/?go=true&amp;slug=shallow&amp;utm_source=podcast&amp;utm_campaign=2687&amp;utm_term=shallow&amp;promo_code=shallow&amp;landing_page_img=https%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2F5Ydjxmw.jpg&amp;aff_channel=podcast&amp;discount_rate=10&amp;discount_period=P1M&amp;date_interval=P1M&amp;percentage_off=10&amp;amount=1&amp;amount_spelled_out=one&amp;unit=month&amp;gor=start">Better Help</a></p><p>Get ready for a double dose of quirky tales on this festive and whimsical episode of the Shallow End Podcast!</p><p>🎅 Story 1: "The Santa Train Caper" 🚂</p><p>Join us as we unwrap the hilarious escapade of a daring individual who decided to put a unique twist on their Christmas festivities. In a small town's annual holiday parade, chaos ensues when an unexpected character takes control of Santa's magical train. Will this maverick manage to spread holiday cheer or derail Christmas for everyone? We'll uncover the details, the laugh of this unforgettable holiday heist.</p><p>🕵️ Story 2: "The Politeness Heist" 🏠</p><p>Ever heard of a burglar with impeccable manners? Prepare to be astonished by our second story, as we explore the curious case of "The Polite Burglar." This enigmatic thief broke into a home, but what sets them apart is their unwavering commitment to courtesy. Discover the bizarre and strangely endearing world of a burglar who steals hearts along with possessions.</p><p>Tune in for laughter, intrigue, and a dash of holiday spirit in this unique episode of the Shallow End Podcast. You won't want to miss these extraordinary stories that prove sometimes, the most unexpected characters can steal the show!</p><p>Don't forget to subscribe, rate, and share this episode with your friends and family. Happy listening, and may your holidays be filled with joy and polite surprises! 🎙️🎄🎁</p><p>Please get in touch with sales@advertisecast.com if you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth.</p><p> http://www.airwavemedia.com</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>#077: All On Fire And Stuff</title>
      <description>In this episode, we explore the adrenaline-fueled world of a thrill seeker who made a life-altering poor choice, and the consequences that followed. Then, we shift gears to unveil the incredible story of how law enforcement executed a brilliant operation to capture over 160 fugitives simultaneously.

In our first segment, you'll hear the jaw-dropping account of James Marples, a 22-year-old thrill-seeker whose insatiable appetite for adventure led him down a treacherous path. We'll examine the decisions that led to his predicament, the heart-pounding moments that ensued, and the valuable lessons we can all learn from his harrowing experience.

In the second part of our episode, we delve into the world of crime and justice as we unveil the remarkable story of how law enforcement from multiple jurisdictions orchestrated a massive operation to apprehend over 160 fugitives. You'll hear about the ingenious strategy and how they exploited the stupidity of said fugitives.
Please get in touch with sales@advertisecast.com if you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth.
 http://www.airwavemedia.com
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 22 Nov 2023 05:10:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>#077: All On Fire And Stuff</itunes:title>
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      <itunes:summary>In this episode, we explore the adrenaline-fueled world of a thrill seeker who made a life-altering poor choice, and the consequences that followed. Then, we shift gears to unveil the incredible story of how law enforcement executed a brilliant operation to capture over 160 fugitives simultaneously.

In our first segment, you'll hear the jaw-dropping account of James Marples, a 22-year-old thrill-seeker whose insatiable appetite for adventure led him down a treacherous path. We'll examine the decisions that led to his predicament, the heart-pounding moments that ensued, and the valuable lessons we can all learn from his harrowing experience.

In the second part of our episode, we delve into the world of crime and justice as we unveil the remarkable story of how law enforcement from multiple jurisdictions orchestrated a massive operation to apprehend over 160 fugitives. You'll hear about the ingenious strategy and how they exploited the stupidity of said fugitives.
Please get in touch with sales@advertisecast.com if you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth.
 http://www.airwavemedia.com
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>In this episode, we explore the adrenaline-fueled world of a thrill seeker who made a life-altering poor choice, and the consequences that followed. Then, we shift gears to unveil the incredible story of how law enforcement executed a brilliant operation to capture over 160 fugitives simultaneously.</p><p><br></p><p>In our first segment, you'll hear the jaw-dropping account of James Marples, a 22-year-old thrill-seeker whose insatiable appetite for adventure led him down a treacherous path. We'll examine the decisions that led to his predicament, the heart-pounding moments that ensued, and the valuable lessons we can all learn from his harrowing experience.</p><p><br></p><p>In the second part of our episode, we delve into the world of crime and justice as we unveil the remarkable story of how law enforcement from multiple jurisdictions orchestrated a massive operation to apprehend over 160 fugitives. You'll hear about the ingenious strategy and how they exploited the stupidity of said fugitives.</p><p>Please get in touch with sales@advertisecast.com if you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth.</p><p> http://www.airwavemedia.com</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>#076: Confused Fork Guy</title>
      <description>First, join us as we unravel the tale of a band of would-be burglars who learned the hard way that having the right tools for the job is absolutely crucial. We explore a daring heist gone awry, where a group of aspiring criminals underestimated the importance of proper preparation. We'll showcase the pivotal moments that turned a simple break-in into a disastrous disaster.
In the second part of this episode, we take you on a wild ride with the story of a man whose relentless pursuit of riches leads him to a junkyard heist of epic proportions. His repeated attempts at robbing this unlikely target result in a comical and embarrassing mishap.
Please get in touch with sales@advertisecast.com if you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth.
 http://www.airwavemedia.com
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 15 Nov 2023 05:02:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>#076: Confused Fork Guy</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Schnebly and Toth</itunes:author>
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      <itunes:summary>First, join us as we unravel the tale of a band of would-be burglars who learned the hard way that having the right tools for the job is absolutely crucial. We explore a daring heist gone awry, where a group of aspiring criminals underestimated the importance of proper preparation. We'll showcase the pivotal moments that turned a simple break-in into a disastrous disaster.
In the second part of this episode, we take you on a wild ride with the story of a man whose relentless pursuit of riches leads him to a junkyard heist of epic proportions. His repeated attempts at robbing this unlikely target result in a comical and embarrassing mishap.
Please get in touch with sales@advertisecast.com if you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth.
 http://www.airwavemedia.com
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>First, join us as we unravel the tale of a band of would-be burglars who learned the hard way that having the right tools for the job is absolutely crucial. We explore a daring heist gone awry, where a group of aspiring criminals underestimated the importance of proper preparation. We'll showcase the pivotal moments that turned a simple break-in into a disastrous disaster.</p><p>In the second part of this episode, we take you on a wild ride with the story of a man whose relentless pursuit of riches leads him to a junkyard heist of epic proportions. His repeated attempts at robbing this unlikely target result in a comical and embarrassing mishap.</p><p>Please get in touch with sales@advertisecast.com if you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth.</p><p> http://www.airwavemedia.com</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>2433</itunes:duration>
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      <title>#075: Losing Your Money While Not Wearing Pants</title>
      <description>Lindsay has the best "pull my finger" story ever while Jethro explains why a burglar with a gambling addiction is a dangerous combination. Warning! Do not puncture, incinerate, or store episode 23 above 120 degrees Fahrenheit.
Please get in touch with sales@advertisecast.com if you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth.
 http://www.airwavemedia.com
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 08 Nov 2023 05:07:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>#075: Losing Your Money While Not Wearing Pants</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Schnebly and Toth</itunes:author>
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      <itunes:summary>Lindsay has the best "pull my finger" story ever while Jethro explains why a burglar with a gambling addiction is a dangerous combination. Warning! Do not puncture, incinerate, or store episode 23 above 120 degrees Fahrenheit.
Please get in touch with sales@advertisecast.com if you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth.
 http://www.airwavemedia.com
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>Lindsay has the best "pull my finger" story ever while Jethro explains why a burglar with a gambling addiction is a dangerous combination. Warning! Do not puncture, incinerate, or store episode 23 above 120 degrees Fahrenheit.</p><p>Please get in touch with sales@advertisecast.com if you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth.</p><p> http://www.airwavemedia.com</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>1848</itunes:duration>
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      <title>#074: Underground Ice Cream Sub-Culture</title>
      <description>First, we uncover the absurd story of a criminal / Uber driver. We'll explore a newlywed couple's harrowing experience with him that led to a very unexpected, bizarre but ultimately happy ending.
In the second part of this episode, we turn our attention to the bizarre and often ridiculous lengths some people will go to in their quest for fame.
Prepare to be astonished, amused, and maybe even a little bit horrified as we share the story of one online challenge that went too far. We'll also explore the psychology behind this phenomenon and discuss the potential consequences of seeking fame at any cost.
Please get in touch with sales@advertisecast.com if you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth.
 http://www.airwavemedia.com
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 01 Nov 2023 04:07:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>#074: Underground Ice Cream Sub-Culture</itunes:title>
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      <itunes:author>Schnebly and Toth</itunes:author>
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      <itunes:summary>First, we uncover the absurd story of a criminal / Uber driver. We'll explore a newlywed couple's harrowing experience with him that led to a very unexpected, bizarre but ultimately happy ending.
In the second part of this episode, we turn our attention to the bizarre and often ridiculous lengths some people will go to in their quest for fame.
Prepare to be astonished, amused, and maybe even a little bit horrified as we share the story of one online challenge that went too far. We'll also explore the psychology behind this phenomenon and discuss the potential consequences of seeking fame at any cost.
Please get in touch with sales@advertisecast.com if you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth.
 http://www.airwavemedia.com
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>First, we uncover the absurd story of a criminal / Uber driver. We'll explore a newlywed couple's harrowing experience with him that led to a very unexpected, bizarre but ultimately happy ending.</p><p>In the second part of this episode, we turn our attention to the bizarre and often ridiculous lengths some people will go to in their quest for fame.</p><p>Prepare to be astonished, amused, and maybe even a little bit horrified as we share the story of one online challenge that went too far. We'll also explore the psychology behind this phenomenon and discuss the potential consequences of seeking fame at any cost.</p><p>Please get in touch with sales@advertisecast.com if you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth.</p><p> http://www.airwavemedia.com</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>2739</itunes:duration>
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      <title>#073: Blood And Queso </title>
      <description>In this episode, we embark on a journey to the high seas as we explore the life of John Cummings, a man whose extraordinary talent for swallowing knives set him apart from the rest. Join us as we unravel the mysteries behind his peculiar skill, the dangers he faced, and the crowd-stunning performances that made him a legendary figure of his time.

Then, we shift gears and delve into the intriguing life of Thomas Justice, a young cyclist prodigy with a promising future. Discover the twists and turns that led him down a path of crime and infamy, as we explore the events that transformed him from a rising star in the world of cycling to a notorious bank robber.

Join us for an episode filled with adventure, danger, and unexpected twists, as we explore the unique and gripping stories of John Cummings and Thomas Justice. You won't want to miss this extraordinary journey into the lives of two individuals whose paths took them to places they could have never imagined.

Please get in touch with sales@advertisecast.com if you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth.
 http://www.airwavemedia.com
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      <pubDate>Wed, 25 Oct 2023 04:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>#073: Blood And Queso </itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Schnebly and Toth</itunes:author>
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      <itunes:subtitle>John Cummings, the Knife-Swallowing Sailor, and Thomas Justice, the Cyclist Turned Bank Robber</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>In this episode, we embark on a journey to the high seas as we explore the life of John Cummings, a man whose extraordinary talent for swallowing knives set him apart from the rest. Join us as we unravel the mysteries behind his peculiar skill, the dangers he faced, and the crowd-stunning performances that made him a legendary figure of his time.

Then, we shift gears and delve into the intriguing life of Thomas Justice, a young cyclist prodigy with a promising future. Discover the twists and turns that led him down a path of crime and infamy, as we explore the events that transformed him from a rising star in the world of cycling to a notorious bank robber.

Join us for an episode filled with adventure, danger, and unexpected twists, as we explore the unique and gripping stories of John Cummings and Thomas Justice. You won't want to miss this extraordinary journey into the lives of two individuals whose paths took them to places they could have never imagined.

Please get in touch with sales@advertisecast.com if you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth.
 http://www.airwavemedia.com
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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      <itunes:duration>2787</itunes:duration>
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      <title>#072: Don't put that in your Mouth!</title>
      <description>In this episode of Shallow End, we unravel the peculiar story of a daring individual who made an astonishing discovery about the perilous synergy between venomous snakes and alcohol. Tune in as we reveal the curious circumstances surrounding this unlikely pairing and learn about the painful consequences that unfolded.
Then, we shift gears to discuss the astonishing case of a judge who seemed to have other priorities during a high-stakes murder trial. Discover the jaw-dropping details of how a legal proceeding turned into a spectacle when the judge, instead of presiding over the courtroom, was caught up in a flurry of text messages. We explore the repercussions, the public outrage, and the sheer audacity of this courtroom drama that had everyone talking.
Listen to the newest member of The Box of Oddities/Shallow End podcast family! FROM BENEATH THE HOLLYWOOD SIGN!
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 18 Oct 2023 16:44:12 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>#072: Don't put that in your Mouth!</itunes:title>
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      <itunes:summary>In this episode of Shallow End, we unravel the peculiar story of a daring individual who made an astonishing discovery about the perilous synergy between venomous snakes and alcohol. Tune in as we reveal the curious circumstances surrounding this unlikely pairing and learn about the painful consequences that unfolded.
Then, we shift gears to discuss the astonishing case of a judge who seemed to have other priorities during a high-stakes murder trial. Discover the jaw-dropping details of how a legal proceeding turned into a spectacle when the judge, instead of presiding over the courtroom, was caught up in a flurry of text messages. We explore the repercussions, the public outrage, and the sheer audacity of this courtroom drama that had everyone talking.
Listen to the newest member of The Box of Oddities/Shallow End podcast family! FROM BENEATH THE HOLLYWOOD SIGN!
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>In this episode of Shallow End, we unravel the peculiar story of a daring individual who made an astonishing discovery about the perilous synergy between venomous snakes and alcohol. Tune in as we reveal the curious circumstances surrounding this unlikely pairing and learn about the painful consequences that unfolded.</p><p>Then, we shift gears to discuss the astonishing case of a judge who seemed to have other priorities during a high-stakes murder trial. Discover the jaw-dropping details of how a legal proceeding turned into a spectacle when the judge, instead of presiding over the courtroom, was caught up in a flurry of text messages. We explore the repercussions, the public outrage, and the sheer audacity of this courtroom drama that had everyone talking.</p><p>Listen to the newest member of The Box of Oddities/Shallow End podcast family! <a href="https://linktr.ee/frombeneaththehollywoodsign?fbclid=IwAR0qpG-prYMdKZJw53qOIH9oWu3eMfbBJvsbX2qLd9-Lo7Hk26zDZaK_UxQ">FROM BENEATH THE HOLLYWOOD SIGN!</a></p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>2378</itunes:duration>
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      <title>#071: A Spud To The Temple</title>
      <description>JG has a riveting tale of two friends whose love for pranks spirals into unexpected territory. We'll uncover how the thin line between fun and disaster is tread as playful jibes escalate into a turning point that alters their lives forever. Then, journey back to the Civil War era with Lindsay to meet a general whose premature pronouncements led to unforeseen consequences. Discover the untold story of ambition, hubris, and the price of speaking too soon—a dual narrative of personal and historical lessons on the importance of timing, trust, and understanding.

 If you would like to advertise on our podcast contact

 http://www.airwavemedia.com
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      <pubDate>Thu, 12 Oct 2023 02:39:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>#071: A Spud To The Temple</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Schnebly and Toth</itunes:author>
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      <itunes:summary>JG has a riveting tale of two friends whose love for pranks spirals into unexpected territory. We'll uncover how the thin line between fun and disaster is tread as playful jibes escalate into a turning point that alters their lives forever. Then, journey back to the Civil War era with Lindsay to meet a general whose premature pronouncements led to unforeseen consequences. Discover the untold story of ambition, hubris, and the price of speaking too soon—a dual narrative of personal and historical lessons on the importance of timing, trust, and understanding.

 If you would like to advertise on our podcast contact

 http://www.airwavemedia.com
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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<p> If you would like to advertise on our podcast contact</p>
<p> http://www.airwavemedia.com</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>#70 Wrangling Cattle On My Front Lawn</title>
      <description>Get ready to laugh until you cry as we delve into a hilarious treasure trove of emails from our excellent listeners around the globe! In this side-splitting episode of The Shallow End, we're spotlighting some of the most comically absurd, facepalm-worthy, and downright 'head-desk' moments from our listeners' lives.
Have you ever locked your keys in the car while it's still running? Or maybe you've accidentally mistaken superglue for lip balm? Don't worry; you're not alone! Our inbox has been flooded with tales of epic fails, and we can't wait to share them with you.
Join Lindsay and JG as they take you on a ride through the shallow end of life, where logic goes out the window.
Don't forget to subscribe, rate, and share your own Shallow-End moments with us. After all, we're in this together!
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 12 Oct 2023 02:19:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>#70 Wrangling Cattle On My Front Lawn</itunes:title>
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      <itunes:author>Schnebly and Toth</itunes:author>
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      <itunes:summary>Get ready to laugh until you cry as we delve into a hilarious treasure trove of emails from our excellent listeners around the globe! In this side-splitting episode of The Shallow End, we're spotlighting some of the most comically absurd, facepalm-worthy, and downright 'head-desk' moments from our listeners' lives.
Have you ever locked your keys in the car while it's still running? Or maybe you've accidentally mistaken superglue for lip balm? Don't worry; you're not alone! Our inbox has been flooded with tales of epic fails, and we can't wait to share them with you.
Join Lindsay and JG as they take you on a ride through the shallow end of life, where logic goes out the window.
Don't forget to subscribe, rate, and share your own Shallow-End moments with us. After all, we're in this together!
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Get ready to laugh until you cry as we delve into a hilarious treasure trove of emails from our excellent listeners around the globe! In this side-splitting episode of The Shallow End, we're spotlighting some of the most comically absurd, facepalm-worthy, and downright 'head-desk' moments from our listeners' lives.</p><p>Have you ever locked your keys in the car while it's still running? Or maybe you've accidentally mistaken superglue for lip balm? Don't worry; you're not alone! Our inbox has been flooded with tales of epic fails, and we can't wait to share them with you.</p><p>Join Lindsay and JG as they take you on a ride through the shallow end of life, where logic goes out the window.</p><p>Don't forget to subscribe, rate, and share your own Shallow-End moments with us. After all, we're in this together!</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>#069: Pyrotechnic Gladiator Spectacle </title>
      <description>In our first segment, we'll sit down with JG, a passionate DIY enthusiast whose harrowing tale of a home improvement project gone wrong left him completely speechless. We've all heard of DIY disasters, but JG's first-hand account will have you on the edge of your seat. Whether you're a DIY pro or just love a good laugh at someone else's expense, you won't want to miss this story that reminds us all why some projects are best left to the experts.
In our second segment, we'll introduce you to a woman who found herself in a truly bizarre and extraordinary predicament. Imagine swallowing your precious Apple AirPods by accident. We'll explore the details of how this unusual mishap occurred, how it was discovered, and the surprising outcome that will leave you both amazed and bewildered. We'll also delve into the medical side of things, discussing what happens when you ingest such high-tech gadgets and how doctors handled this unprecedented situation.

      
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      <pubDate>Wed, 27 Sep 2023 04:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>#069: Pyrotechnic Gladiator Spectacle </itunes:title>
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      <itunes:author>Schnebly and Toth</itunes:author>
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      <itunes:subtitle>In our first segment, we'll sit down with JG, a passionate DIY enthusiast whose harrowing tale of a home improvement project gone wrong left him completely speechless. We've all heard of DIY disasters, but JG's first-hand account will have you on the edge of your seat. Whether you're a DIY pro or just love a good laugh at someone else's expense, you won't want to miss this story that reminds us all why some projects are best left to the experts.

In our second segment, we'll introduce you to a woman who found herself in a truly bizarre and extraordinary predicament. Imagine swallowing your precious Apple AirPods by accident. We'll explore the details of how this unusual mishap occurred, how it was discovered, and the surprising outcome that will leave you both amazed and bewildered. We'll also delve into the medical side of things, discussing what happens when you ingest such high-tech gadgets and how doctors handled this unprecedented situation.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>In our first segment, we'll sit down with JG, a passionate DIY enthusiast whose harrowing tale of a home improvement project gone wrong left him completely speechless. We've all heard of DIY disasters, but JG's first-hand account will have you on the edge of your seat. Whether you're a DIY pro or just love a good laugh at someone else's expense, you won't want to miss this story that reminds us all why some projects are best left to the experts.
In our second segment, we'll introduce you to a woman who found herself in a truly bizarre and extraordinary predicament. Imagine swallowing your precious Apple AirPods by accident. We'll explore the details of how this unusual mishap occurred, how it was discovered, and the surprising outcome that will leave you both amazed and bewildered. We'll also delve into the medical side of things, discussing what happens when you ingest such high-tech gadgets and how doctors handled this unprecedented situation.

      
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <p>In our first segment, we'll sit down with JG, a passionate DIY enthusiast whose harrowing tale of a home improvement project gone wrong left him completely speechless. We've all heard of DIY disasters, but JG's first-hand account will have you on the edge of your seat. Whether you're a DIY pro or just love a good laugh at someone else's expense, you won't want to miss this story that reminds us all why some projects are best left to the experts.</p><p>In our second segment, we'll introduce you to a woman who found herself in a truly bizarre and extraordinary predicament. Imagine swallowing your precious Apple AirPods by accident. We'll explore the details of how this unusual mishap occurred, how it was discovered, and the surprising outcome that will leave you both amazed and bewildered. We'll also delve into the medical side of things, discussing what happens when you ingest such high-tech gadgets and how doctors handled this unprecedented situation.</p>
      <p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>#068: Fine Art And French Fries</title>
      <description>🖼️ **Unlikely Art Thieves:** Imagine a pair of art thieves who couldn't be more different from the suave, cunning criminals we often see in movies. Join us as we uncover the unbelievable story of two individuals who, despite their unusual backgrounds and lack of criminal expertise, pulled off one of the most audacious art heists in history. Discover the audacious techniques they used and the artwork they targeted. It's a story that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about the world of high-stakes crime.

🤣 **The Infinite Stupidity of Online Comments:** Transitioning from the world of high-stakes art heists to the vast and often bewildering realm of the internet, we explore the endless trove of ridiculous and downright silly comments posted online. From social media platforms to forums and comment sections, we've all encountered comments that make us question the collective intelligence of the internet. Join us as we sift through the most mind-boggling, hilarious, and cringe-worthy comments ever posted online. We'll discuss the psychology behind these comments and their impact on online discourse and share some of our personal favorites that will have you laughing out loud.


      
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 20 Sep 2023 04:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>#068: Fine Art And French Fries</itunes:title>
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      <itunes:author>Schnebly and Toth</itunes:author>
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🖼️ **Unlikely Art Thieves:** Imagine a pair of art thieves who couldn't be more different from the suave, cunning criminals we often see in movies. Join us as we uncover the unbelievable story of two individuals who, despite their unusual backgrounds and lack of criminal expertise, pulled off one of the most audacious art heists in history. Discover the audacious techniques they used and the artwork they targeted. It's a story that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about the world of high-stakes crime.




🤣 **The Infinite Stupidity of Online Comments:** Transitioning from the world of high-stakes art heists to the vast and often bewildering realm of the internet, we explore the endless trove of ridiculous and downright silly comments posted online. From social media platforms to forums and comment sections, we've all encountered comments that make us question the collective intelligence of the internet. Join us as we sift through the most mind-boggling, hilarious, and cringe-worthy comments ever posted online. We'll discuss the psychology behind these comments and their impact on online discourse and share some of our personal favorites that will have you laughing out loud.


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      <itunes:summary>🖼️ **Unlikely Art Thieves:** Imagine a pair of art thieves who couldn't be more different from the suave, cunning criminals we often see in movies. Join us as we uncover the unbelievable story of two individuals who, despite their unusual backgrounds and lack of criminal expertise, pulled off one of the most audacious art heists in history. Discover the audacious techniques they used and the artwork they targeted. It's a story that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about the world of high-stakes crime.

🤣 **The Infinite Stupidity of Online Comments:** Transitioning from the world of high-stakes art heists to the vast and often bewildering realm of the internet, we explore the endless trove of ridiculous and downright silly comments posted online. From social media platforms to forums and comment sections, we've all encountered comments that make us question the collective intelligence of the internet. Join us as we sift through the most mind-boggling, hilarious, and cringe-worthy comments ever posted online. We'll discuss the psychology behind these comments and their impact on online discourse and share some of our personal favorites that will have you laughing out loud.


      
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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      <title>#067: Living Next Door To Karen</title>
      <description>In this episode, we delve into two intriguing and cautionary tales that showcase the unexpected consequences of actions taken and ignored. Join us as we explore the depths of human emotions and the perils of disregarding warnings in one riveting episode.
Have you ever had a neighbor who seemed to push all the wrong buttons? In our first segment, we share the story of neighbors who took matters into their own hands to exact sweet revenge in the best way possible.
Then, we explore the real-life consequences of ignoring critical warnings. We explore the exciting world of low bridge collisions. 178 of them in fact. All at the same bridge that has become known as "Can Opener Bridge.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 13 Sep 2023 04:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>#067: Living Next Door To Karen</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Schnebly and Toth</itunes:author>
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      <itunes:subtitle>In this episode, we delve into two intriguing and cautionary tales that showcase the unexpected consequences of actions taken and ignored. Join us as we explore the depths of human emotions and the perils of disregarding warnings in one riveting episode.Have you ever had a neighbor who seemed to push all the wrong buttons? In our first segment, we share the story of neighbors who took matters into their own hands to exact sweet revenge in the best way possible. Then, we explore the real-life consequences of ignoring critical warnings. We explore the exciting world of low bridge collisions. 178 of them in fact. All at the same bridge that has become known as "Can Opener Bridge.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>In this episode, we delve into two intriguing and cautionary tales that showcase the unexpected consequences of actions taken and ignored. Join us as we explore the depths of human emotions and the perils of disregarding warnings in one riveting episode.
Have you ever had a neighbor who seemed to push all the wrong buttons? In our first segment, we share the story of neighbors who took matters into their own hands to exact sweet revenge in the best way possible.
Then, we explore the real-life consequences of ignoring critical warnings. We explore the exciting world of low bridge collisions. 178 of them in fact. All at the same bridge that has become known as "Can Opener Bridge.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p><br></p><p>In this episode, we delve into two intriguing and cautionary tales that showcase the unexpected consequences of actions taken and ignored. Join us as we explore the depths of human emotions and the perils of disregarding warnings in one riveting episode.</p><p>Have you ever had a neighbor who seemed to push all the wrong buttons? In our first segment, we share the story of neighbors who took matters into their own hands to exact sweet revenge in the best way possible.</p><p>Then, we explore the real-life consequences of ignoring critical warnings. We explore the exciting world of low bridge collisions. 178 of them in fact. All at the same bridge that has become known as "Can Opener Bridge.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>2486</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>#66: Fruits Of Our Labor Day</title>
      <description>It's Labor Day week, and Lindsay and JG are lounging by the pool, sipping drinks with little umbrellas in them and barking orders to anyone who will listen. Unfortunately, nobody does, and it becomes uncomfortable for them both. But at least they have little umbrellas! In other words, here is a command performance of a previous episode (just a fancy word for re-run).

      
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      <pubDate>Wed, 06 Sep 2023 04:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>#66: Fruits Of Our Labor Day</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Schnebly and Toth</itunes:author>
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      <itunes:subtitle>It's Labor Day week, and Lindsay and JG are lounging by the pool, sipping drinks with little umbrellas in them and barking orders to anyone who will listen. Unfortunately, nobody does, and it becomes uncomfortable for them both. But at least they have little umbrellas! In other words, here is a command performance of a previous episode (just a fancy word for re-run).</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>It's Labor Day week, and Lindsay and JG are lounging by the pool, sipping drinks with little umbrellas in them and barking orders to anyone who will listen. Unfortunately, nobody does, and it becomes uncomfortable for them both. But at least they have little umbrellas! In other words, here is a command performance of a previous episode (just a fancy word for re-run).

      
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <p>It's Labor Day week, and Lindsay and JG are lounging by the pool, sipping drinks with little umbrellas in them and barking orders to anyone who will listen. Unfortunately, nobody does, and it becomes uncomfortable for them both. But at least they have little umbrellas! In other words, here is a command performance of a previous episode (just a fancy word for re-run).</p>
      <p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>2406</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>#65: Now That's How You Order A Creampuff </title>
      <description>Join us as we uncover the tale of two police officers whose insidious partnership takes a devastating turn. As we dissect their questionable motives, we explore their decision to conceal evidence in a way that defies common sense. This desperate attempt to cover their tracks led to a somewhat hilarious result.
And then, the story of a Holocaust denier who gets into an argument and a fight regarding his conspiracy theory. The problem is that the guy he's arguing with is an MMA fighter. What could go wrong?
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      <pubDate>Wed, 30 Aug 2023 04:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>#65: Now That's How You Order A Creampuff </itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Schnebly and Toth</itunes:author>
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      <itunes:subtitle>Join us as we uncover the tale of two police officers whose insidious partnership takes a devastating turn. As we dissect their questionable motives, we explore their decision to conceal evidence in a way that defies common sense. This desperate attempt to cover their tracks led to a somewhat hilarious result.And then, the story of a Holocaust denier who gets into an argument and a fight regarding his conspiracy theory. The problem is that the guy he's arguing with is an MMA fighter. What could go wrong?</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Join us as we uncover the tale of two police officers whose insidious partnership takes a devastating turn. As we dissect their questionable motives, we explore their decision to conceal evidence in a way that defies common sense. This desperate attempt to cover their tracks led to a somewhat hilarious result.
And then, the story of a Holocaust denier who gets into an argument and a fight regarding his conspiracy theory. The problem is that the guy he's arguing with is an MMA fighter. What could go wrong?
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Join us as we uncover the tale of two police officers whose insidious partnership takes a devastating turn. As we dissect their questionable motives, we explore their decision to conceal evidence in a way that defies common sense. This desperate attempt to cover their tracks led to a somewhat hilarious result.</p><p>And then, the story of a Holocaust denier who gets into an argument and a fight regarding his conspiracy theory. The problem is that the guy he's arguing with is an MMA fighter. What could go wrong?</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>2233</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>#064: High-Tech Problem, Low-Tech Solution</title>
      <description>Join us as we unravel the jaw-dropping story of a gang of wannabe masterminds who took their criminal ambitions to new heights - and depths of absurdity. Using state-of-the-art special effects that would rival Hollywood productions, this gang pulled off a bank heist that appeared to be right out of a blockbuster action film. But as we delve into the intricacies of their meticulously orchestrated plan, you'll be left astounded by the comical mistakes that turned their grand scheme into a sideshow. Tune in as we dissect the intricacies of their special effects, their daring escape, and the series of missteps that led to their downfall, proving that sometimes, even the most elaborate plans can't outsmart sheer stupidity.

Prepare for a rollercoaster of hilarity as we unravel the convoluted tale of an insurance scam that took a detour straight into the realm of farce. It all started with an incredibly hare-brained idea that seemed destined to succeed. Join us as we recount the outlandish details of this plot, involving a series of events that spiraled out of control faster than anyone could have imagined. And just when you think the absurdity has reached its peak, the story takes an unexpected turn that leads to a climactic confrontation at a local Taco Bell. It's a tale of misguided ambition, laughable decisions, and a fast-food ending you won't want to miss.

      
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      <pubDate>Wed, 23 Aug 2023 04:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>#064: High-Tech Problem, Low-Tech Solution</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Schnebly and Toth</itunes:author>
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      <itunes:subtitle>Join us as we unravel the jaw-dropping story of a gang of wannabe masterminds who took their criminal ambitions to new heights - and depths of absurdity. Using state-of-the-art special effects that would rival Hollywood productions, this gang pulled off a bank heist that appeared to be right out of a blockbuster action film. But as we delve into the intricacies of their meticulously orchestrated plan, you'll be left astounded by the comical mistakes that turned their grand scheme into a sideshow. Tune in as we dissect the intricacies of their special effects, their daring escape, and the series of missteps that led to their downfall, proving that sometimes, even the most elaborate plans can't outsmart sheer stupidity.




Prepare for a rollercoaster of hilarity as we unravel the convoluted tale of an insurance scam that took a detour straight into the realm of farce. It all started with an incredibly hare-brained idea that seemed destined to succeed. Join us as we recount the outlandish details of this plot, involving a series of events that spiraled out of control faster than anyone could have imagined. And just when you think the absurdity has reached its peak, the story takes an unexpected turn that leads to a climactic confrontation at a local Taco Bell. It's a tale of misguided ambition, laughable decisions, and a fast-food ending you won't want to miss.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Join us as we unravel the jaw-dropping story of a gang of wannabe masterminds who took their criminal ambitions to new heights - and depths of absurdity. Using state-of-the-art special effects that would rival Hollywood productions, this gang pulled off a bank heist that appeared to be right out of a blockbuster action film. But as we delve into the intricacies of their meticulously orchestrated plan, you'll be left astounded by the comical mistakes that turned their grand scheme into a sideshow. Tune in as we dissect the intricacies of their special effects, their daring escape, and the series of missteps that led to their downfall, proving that sometimes, even the most elaborate plans can't outsmart sheer stupidity.

Prepare for a rollercoaster of hilarity as we unravel the convoluted tale of an insurance scam that took a detour straight into the realm of farce. It all started with an incredibly hare-brained idea that seemed destined to succeed. Join us as we recount the outlandish details of this plot, involving a series of events that spiraled out of control faster than anyone could have imagined. And just when you think the absurdity has reached its peak, the story takes an unexpected turn that leads to a climactic confrontation at a local Taco Bell. It's a tale of misguided ambition, laughable decisions, and a fast-food ending you won't want to miss.

      
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[
        <p>Join us as we unravel the jaw-dropping story of a gang of wannabe masterminds who took their criminal ambitions to new heights - and depths of absurdity. Using state-of-the-art special effects that would rival Hollywood productions, this gang pulled off a bank heist that appeared to be right out of a blockbuster action film. But as we delve into the intricacies of their meticulously orchestrated plan, you'll be left astounded by the comical mistakes that turned their grand scheme into a sideshow. Tune in as we dissect the intricacies of their special effects, their daring escape, and the series of missteps that led to their downfall, proving that sometimes, even the most elaborate plans can't outsmart sheer stupidity.</p><p><br></p><p>Prepare for a rollercoaster of hilarity as we unravel the convoluted tale of an insurance scam that took a detour straight into the realm of farce. It all started with an incredibly hare-brained idea that seemed destined to succeed. Join us as we recount the outlandish details of this plot, involving a series of events that spiraled out of control faster than anyone could have imagined. And just when you think the absurdity has reached its peak, the story takes an unexpected turn that leads to a climactic confrontation at a local Taco Bell. It's a tale of misguided ambition, laughable decisions, and a fast-food ending you won't want to miss.</p>
      <p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>2630</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>#063: Arguing With A Vending Machine</title>
      <description>Join us as we dive into two riveting stories exploring life's unexpected and unexplored aspects. In the first half, we unravel the hilarious yet cautionary tale of a hapless janitor navigating the corridors of a world-class research facility. Our janitor's journey through bad decisions provides a side-splitting glimpse into the world behind the scenes of groundbreaking science.

Transitioning to the second half, we delve into a cautionary narrative surrounding an elderly lady whose house should never be considered a target for break-ins. Discover why even the most daring criminals now think twice before crossing her threshold.

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 16 Aug 2023 04:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>#063: Arguing With A Vending Machine</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Schnebly and Toth</itunes:author>
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      <itunes:subtitle>Join us as we dive into two riveting stories exploring life's unexpected and unexplored aspects. In the first half, we unravel the hilarious yet cautionary tale of a hapless janitor navigating the corridors of a world-class research facility. Our janitor's journey through bad decisions provides a side-splitting glimpse into the world behind the scenes of groundbreaking science.Transitioning to the second half, we delve into a cautionary narrative surrounding an elderly lady whose house should never be considered a target for break-ins. Discover why even the most daring criminals now think twice before crossing her threshold. </itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Join us as we dive into two riveting stories exploring life's unexpected and unexplored aspects. In the first half, we unravel the hilarious yet cautionary tale of a hapless janitor navigating the corridors of a world-class research facility. Our janitor's journey through bad decisions provides a side-splitting glimpse into the world behind the scenes of groundbreaking science.

Transitioning to the second half, we delve into a cautionary narrative surrounding an elderly lady whose house should never be considered a target for break-ins. Discover why even the most daring criminals now think twice before crossing her threshold.

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Join us as we dive into two riveting stories exploring life's unexpected and unexplored aspects. In the first half, we unravel the hilarious yet cautionary tale of a hapless janitor navigating the corridors of a world-class research facility. Our janitor's journey through bad decisions provides a side-splitting glimpse into the world behind the scenes of groundbreaking science.</p><p><br></p><p>Transitioning to the second half, we delve into a cautionary narrative surrounding an elderly lady whose house should never be considered a target for break-ins. Discover why even the most daring criminals now think twice before crossing her threshold.</p><p><br></p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>2304</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>#062: Hypothetical Moonlight</title>
      <description>In a world awash with sugar-laden treats, have you ever wondered about the extraordinary lengths people will go to appease their relentless sugar cravings? Today we uncover the story of a man in Canada who may have gone a bit too far.

Then, they say history repeats itself, and in this segment, we journey back to unravel a quirky and head-scratching blunder from over a century ago. Join us as we offer a fresh perspective on the saying, "Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it."
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      <pubDate>Wed, 09 Aug 2023 04:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>#062: Hypothetical Moonlight</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Schnebly and Toth</itunes:author>
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      <itunes:subtitle>In a world awash with sugar-laden treats, have you ever wondered about the extraordinary lengths people will go to appease their relentless sugar cravings? Today we uncover the story of a man in Canada who may have gone a bit too far. Then, they say history repeats itself, and in this segment, we journey back to unravel a quirky and head-scratching blunder from over a century ago. Join us as we offer a fresh perspective on the saying, "Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it."</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>In a world awash with sugar-laden treats, have you ever wondered about the extraordinary lengths people will go to appease their relentless sugar cravings? Today we uncover the story of a man in Canada who may have gone a bit too far.

Then, they say history repeats itself, and in this segment, we journey back to unravel a quirky and head-scratching blunder from over a century ago. Join us as we offer a fresh perspective on the saying, "Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it."
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>In a world awash with sugar-laden treats, have you ever wondered about the extraordinary lengths people will go to appease their relentless sugar cravings? Today we uncover the story of a man in Canada who may have gone a bit too far.</p><p><br></p><p>Then, they say history repeats itself, and in this segment, we journey back to unravel a quirky and head-scratching blunder from over a century ago. Join us as we offer a fresh perspective on the saying, "Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it."</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>2140</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>#061: A Terrible, Horrifying, Blood Soaked Rodeo</title>
      <description>In today's episode, we bring you two tales that will leave you in awe of the strange and unexpected ways life can unfold.

First is the curious world of a bumbling deer hunter with an unconventional approach leading to disaster and humiliation. Join us as we unravel the hilarious misadventures of this determined hunter, whose quirky techniques and comedic blunders take center stage in an unforgettable tale of unexpected outcomes. 

Then, brace yourself for the spine-chilling account of a very unusual and dangerous way for a senior citizen to spend an afternoon. We delve into the astonishing story of an elderly individual who defies all odds by embarking on an adrenaline-pumping and questionable journey. Discover the motivations behind this extraordinary quest and the jaw-dropping consequences that unfold.

Join us as we traverse the paths of absurdity and curiosity, where laughter and amazement intertwine with danger and the extraordinary. 

      
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      <pubDate>Wed, 02 Aug 2023 04:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>#061: A Terrible, Horrifying, Blood Soaked Rodeo</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Schnebly and Toth</itunes:author>
      <itunes:image href="https://megaphone.imgix.net/podcasts/11a62e84-686a-11ee-9523-1b877f47ff9c/image/e5f7982c98cc4a266374c3d084c7e0ae929c2e2f3708165cd82118a7f68526365b16385e4d7120edf823461b6086df4e5cc25bb6d25ab545f3981e714a59ce11.jpeg?ixlib=rails-4.3.1&amp;max-w=3000&amp;max-h=3000&amp;fit=crop&amp;auto=format,compress"/>
      <itunes:subtitle>In today's episode, we bring you two tales that will leave you in awe of the strange and unexpected ways life can unfold.




First is the curious world of a bumbling deer hunter with an unconventional approach leading to disaster and humiliation. Join us as we unravel the hilarious misadventures of this determined hunter, whose quirky techniques and comedic blunders take center stage in an unforgettable tale of unexpected outcomes. 




Then, brace yourself for the spine-chilling account of a very unusual and dangerous way for a senior citizen to spend an afternoon. We delve into the astonishing story of an elderly individual who defies all odds by embarking on an adrenaline-pumping and questionable journey. Discover the motivations behind this extraordinary quest and the jaw-dropping consequences that unfold.




Join us as we traverse the paths of absurdity and curiosity, where laughter and amazement intertwine with danger and the extraordinary. </itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>In today's episode, we bring you two tales that will leave you in awe of the strange and unexpected ways life can unfold.

First is the curious world of a bumbling deer hunter with an unconventional approach leading to disaster and humiliation. Join us as we unravel the hilarious misadventures of this determined hunter, whose quirky techniques and comedic blunders take center stage in an unforgettable tale of unexpected outcomes. 

Then, brace yourself for the spine-chilling account of a very unusual and dangerous way for a senior citizen to spend an afternoon. We delve into the astonishing story of an elderly individual who defies all odds by embarking on an adrenaline-pumping and questionable journey. Discover the motivations behind this extraordinary quest and the jaw-dropping consequences that unfold.

Join us as we traverse the paths of absurdity and curiosity, where laughter and amazement intertwine with danger and the extraordinary. 

      
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        <p>In today's episode, we bring you two tales that will leave you in awe of the strange and unexpected ways life can unfold.</p><p><br></p><p>First is the curious world of a bumbling deer hunter with an unconventional approach leading to disaster and humiliation. Join us as we unravel the hilarious misadventures of this determined hunter, whose quirky techniques and comedic blunders take center stage in an unforgettable tale of unexpected outcomes. </p><p><br></p><p>Then, brace yourself for the spine-chilling account of a very unusual and dangerous way for a senior citizen to spend an afternoon. We delve into the astonishing story of an elderly individual who defies all odds by embarking on an adrenaline-pumping and questionable journey. Discover the motivations behind this extraordinary quest and the jaw-dropping consequences that unfold.</p><p><br></p><p>Join us as we traverse the paths of absurdity and curiosity, where laughter and amazement intertwine with danger and the extraordinary. </p>
      <p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>#060: Please Don't Pee on My Toga</title>
      <description>Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions in this episode of The Shallow End as we delve into two wildly contrasting tales that will leave you in stitches and fuming with indignation.

Our first segment recounts the hilarious and jaw-droppingly silly misadventures of one man's laundry day gone horribly wrong by forgetting the basic dos and don'ts of laundry by employing absurd shortcuts that involve highly flammable substances. This laundry escapade turns into a sidesplitting comedy of errors. Sometimes, all it takes is one person's stupidity to turn an ordinary chore into an epic comedy.

In the second segment, we shift gears to a more serious but equally compelling story of a man who embarks on a quest to uncover alleged price gouging at his local dollar store. Convinced that he's being shortchanged on savings, this bargain hunter takes it upon himself to violently confront the store employee. It doesn't end well. Join us as we delve into the realm of consumer rights, price analysis, and the emotional rollercoaster that comes with trying to save a few cents on a can of soup. 

      
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      <pubDate>Wed, 26 Jul 2023 04:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>#060: Please Don't Pee on My Toga</itunes:title>
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      <itunes:author>Schnebly and Toth</itunes:author>
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      <itunes:subtitle>Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions in this episode of The Shallow End as we delve into two wildly contrasting tales that will leave you in stitches and fuming with indignation.




Our first segment recounts the hilarious and jaw-droppingly silly misadventures of one man's laundry day gone horribly wrong by forgetting the basic dos and don'ts of laundry by employing absurd shortcuts that involve highly flammable substances. This laundry escapade turns into a sidesplitting comedy of errors. Sometimes, all it takes is one person's stupidity to turn an ordinary chore into an epic comedy.




In the second segment, we shift gears to a more serious but equally compelling story of a man who embarks on a quest to uncover alleged price gouging at his local dollar store. Convinced that he's being shortchanged on savings, this bargain hunter takes it upon himself to violently confront the store employee. It doesn't end well. Join us as we delve into the realm of consumer rights, price analysis, and the emotional rollercoaster that comes with trying to save a few cents on a can of soup. </itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions in this episode of The Shallow End as we delve into two wildly contrasting tales that will leave you in stitches and fuming with indignation.

Our first segment recounts the hilarious and jaw-droppingly silly misadventures of one man's laundry day gone horribly wrong by forgetting the basic dos and don'ts of laundry by employing absurd shortcuts that involve highly flammable substances. This laundry escapade turns into a sidesplitting comedy of errors. Sometimes, all it takes is one person's stupidity to turn an ordinary chore into an epic comedy.

In the second segment, we shift gears to a more serious but equally compelling story of a man who embarks on a quest to uncover alleged price gouging at his local dollar store. Convinced that he's being shortchanged on savings, this bargain hunter takes it upon himself to violently confront the store employee. It doesn't end well. Join us as we delve into the realm of consumer rights, price analysis, and the emotional rollercoaster that comes with trying to save a few cents on a can of soup. 

      
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <p>Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions in this episode of The Shallow End as we delve into two wildly contrasting tales that will leave you in stitches and fuming with indignation.</p><p><br></p><p>Our first segment recounts the hilarious and jaw-droppingly silly misadventures of one man's laundry day gone horribly wrong by forgetting the basic dos and don'ts of laundry by employing absurd shortcuts that involve highly flammable substances. This laundry escapade turns into a sidesplitting comedy of errors. Sometimes, all it takes is one person's stupidity to turn an ordinary chore into an epic comedy.</p><p><br></p><p>In the second segment, we shift gears to a more serious but equally compelling story of a man who embarks on a quest to uncover alleged price gouging at his local dollar store. Convinced that he's being shortchanged on savings, this bargain hunter takes it upon himself to violently confront the store employee. It doesn't end well. Join us as we delve into the realm of consumer rights, price analysis, and the emotional rollercoaster that comes with trying to save a few cents on a can of soup. </p>
      <p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>#059: Squatters And Lumber Theft</title>
      <description>First, Lindsay brings you the astonishing account of a person who unexpectedly made their new home an abandoned house. Discover the staggering details of how this individual, against all odds, moved into an empty house meant to be sold. As we delve deeper into their stubborn determination to remain, we unveil the captivating twists and turns that unfold. But what could the homeowner possibly do to reclaim their property? Prepare to be amazed by their innovative and unconventional solution to resolve the unusual predicament.
Next, Jethro unravels the tale of a man who seemingly had it all: a majestic mansion, opulent surroundings, and luxurious living. However, dissatisfied with the view from his prized estate, he embarked on a grandiose plan to enhance it further. Discover the extraordinary lengths he went to improve the scenery, only to discover that his actions' consequences were far more severe than he ever anticipated. Uncover the surprising revelations as we delve into the unforeseen repercussions of unlawful logging and the devastating price he paid for his vanity.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 19 Jul 2023 04:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>#059: Squatters And Lumber Theft</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Schnebly and Toth</itunes:author>
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      <itunes:subtitle>First, Lindsay brings you the astonishing account of a person who unexpectedly made their new home an abandoned house. Discover the staggering details of how this individual, against all odds, moved into an empty house meant to be sold. As we delve deeper into their stubborn determination to remain, we unveil the captivating twists and turns that unfold. But what could the homeowner possibly do to reclaim their property? Prepare to be amazed by their innovative and unconventional solution to resolve the unusual predicament.Next, Jethro unravels the tale of a man who seemingly had it all: a majestic mansion, opulent surroundings, and luxurious living. However, dissatisfied with the view from his prized estate, he embarked on a grandiose plan to enhance it further. Discover the extraordinary lengths he went to improve the scenery, only to discover that his actions' consequences were far more severe than he ever anticipated. Uncover the surprising revelations as we delve into the unforeseen repercussions of unlawful logging and the devastating price he paid for his vanity.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>First, Lindsay brings you the astonishing account of a person who unexpectedly made their new home an abandoned house. Discover the staggering details of how this individual, against all odds, moved into an empty house meant to be sold. As we delve deeper into their stubborn determination to remain, we unveil the captivating twists and turns that unfold. But what could the homeowner possibly do to reclaim their property? Prepare to be amazed by their innovative and unconventional solution to resolve the unusual predicament.
Next, Jethro unravels the tale of a man who seemingly had it all: a majestic mansion, opulent surroundings, and luxurious living. However, dissatisfied with the view from his prized estate, he embarked on a grandiose plan to enhance it further. Discover the extraordinary lengths he went to improve the scenery, only to discover that his actions' consequences were far more severe than he ever anticipated. Uncover the surprising revelations as we delve into the unforeseen repercussions of unlawful logging and the devastating price he paid for his vanity.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>First, Lindsay brings you the astonishing account of a person who unexpectedly made their new home an abandoned house. Discover the staggering details of how this individual, against all odds, moved into an empty house meant to be sold. As we delve deeper into their stubborn determination to remain, we unveil the captivating twists and turns that unfold. But what could the homeowner possibly do to reclaim their property? Prepare to be amazed by their innovative and unconventional solution to resolve the unusual predicament.</p><p>Next, Jethro unravels the tale of a man who seemingly had it all: a majestic mansion, opulent surroundings, and luxurious living. However, dissatisfied with the view from his prized estate, he embarked on a grandiose plan to enhance it further. Discover the extraordinary lengths he went to improve the scenery, only to discover that his actions' consequences were far more severe than he ever anticipated. Uncover the surprising revelations as we delve into the unforeseen repercussions of unlawful logging and the devastating price he paid for his vanity.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>#058: Cuttle Fish In The Sun</title>
      <description>.Join us as we explore the strange and unexpected antics that people engage in while soaring through the skies during skydiving adventures. But one story stands out. It involves skydiving and a pillowcase full of cats.
But that's not all! Our episode takes an unexpected turn as we dive into a riveting account of two men who sought to gain an unfair advantage in a fishing derby. Explore the captivating narrative of these individuals who ventured into the realm of cheating in the pursuit of victory. We'll dissect their actions, motivations, and the repercussions they faced for their questionable decisions.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 12 Jul 2023 04:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>#058: Cuttle Fish In The Sun</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Schnebly and Toth</itunes:author>
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      <itunes:subtitle>.Join us as we explore the strange and unexpected antics that people engage in while soaring through the skies during skydiving adventures. But one story stands out. It involves skydiving and a pillowcase full of cats. But that's not all! Our episode takes an unexpected turn as we dive into a riveting account of two men who sought to gain an unfair advantage in a fishing derby.  Explore the captivating narrative of these individuals who ventured into the realm of cheating in the pursuit of victory. We'll dissect their actions, motivations, and the repercussions they faced for their questionable decisions.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>.Join us as we explore the strange and unexpected antics that people engage in while soaring through the skies during skydiving adventures. But one story stands out. It involves skydiving and a pillowcase full of cats.
But that's not all! Our episode takes an unexpected turn as we dive into a riveting account of two men who sought to gain an unfair advantage in a fishing derby. Explore the captivating narrative of these individuals who ventured into the realm of cheating in the pursuit of victory. We'll dissect their actions, motivations, and the repercussions they faced for their questionable decisions.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>.Join us as we explore the strange and unexpected antics that people engage in while soaring through the skies during skydiving adventures. But one story stands out. It involves skydiving and a pillowcase full of cats.</p><p>But that's not all! Our episode takes an unexpected turn as we dive into a riveting account of two men who sought to gain an unfair advantage in a fishing derby. Explore the captivating narrative of these individuals who ventured into the realm of cheating in the pursuit of victory. We'll dissect their actions, motivations, and the repercussions they faced for their questionable decisions.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>2642</itunes:duration>
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      <title>#057: Hitman Job Interview</title>
      <description>In this episode, we explore two intriguing stories that showcase the remarkable ways in which fate has its own way of serving justice. Join us as we explore the repercussions of illegal parking and the astonishing account of a failed wannabe hitman that leaves us questioning human intelligence.
First, we uncover the tale of a man who repeatedly flouted parking regulations, callously occupying handicapped spots without a care for those in need. Little did he know that his actions would trigger a chain of events that would eventually lead to his downfall. We follow the journey of karma catching up with this stubborn individual, revealing the surprising twists and turns that ultimately teach him a powerful lesson about empathy, respect, and the consequences of his choices.
But that's not all - we then venture into the realm of extraordinary incompetence with the mind-boggling story of the world's dumbest would-be assassin. Prepare to be astounded as we recount the shocking missteps, laughable blunders, and unbelievable lack of basic skills that resulted in one of history's most hilariously failed hitman job interviews.

      
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 05 Jul 2023 04:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>#057: Hitman Job Interview</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Schnebly and Toth</itunes:author>
      <itunes:image href="https://megaphone.imgix.net/podcasts/1276fa8c-686a-11ee-9523-73e4da976ce0/image/e5f7982c98cc4a266374c3d084c7e0ae929c2e2f3708165cd82118a7f68526365b16385e4d7120edf823461b6086df4e5cc25bb6d25ab545f3981e714a59ce11.jpeg?ixlib=rails-4.3.1&amp;max-w=3000&amp;max-h=3000&amp;fit=crop&amp;auto=format,compress"/>
      <itunes:subtitle>In this episode, we explore two intriguing stories that showcase the remarkable ways in which fate has its own way of serving justice. Join us as we explore the repercussions of illegal parking and the astonishing account of a failed wannabe hitman that leaves us questioning human intelligence.

First, we uncover the tale of a man who repeatedly flouted parking regulations, callously occupying handicapped spots without a care for those in need. Little did he know that his actions would trigger a chain of events that would eventually lead to his downfall. We follow the journey of karma catching up with this stubborn individual, revealing the surprising twists and turns that ultimately teach him a powerful lesson about empathy, respect, and the consequences of his choices.

But that's not all - we then venture into the realm of extraordinary incompetence with the mind-boggling story of the world's dumbest would-be assassin. Prepare to be astounded as we recount the shocking missteps, laughable blunders, and unbelievable lack of basic skills that resulted in one of history's most hilariously failed hitman job interviews.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>In this episode, we explore two intriguing stories that showcase the remarkable ways in which fate has its own way of serving justice. Join us as we explore the repercussions of illegal parking and the astonishing account of a failed wannabe hitman that leaves us questioning human intelligence.
First, we uncover the tale of a man who repeatedly flouted parking regulations, callously occupying handicapped spots without a care for those in need. Little did he know that his actions would trigger a chain of events that would eventually lead to his downfall. We follow the journey of karma catching up with this stubborn individual, revealing the surprising twists and turns that ultimately teach him a powerful lesson about empathy, respect, and the consequences of his choices.
But that's not all - we then venture into the realm of extraordinary incompetence with the mind-boggling story of the world's dumbest would-be assassin. Prepare to be astounded as we recount the shocking missteps, laughable blunders, and unbelievable lack of basic skills that resulted in one of history's most hilariously failed hitman job interviews.

      
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <p>In this episode, we explore two intriguing stories that showcase the remarkable ways in which fate has its own way of serving justice. Join us as we explore the repercussions of illegal parking and the astonishing account of a failed wannabe hitman that leaves us questioning human intelligence.</p><p>First, we uncover the tale of a man who repeatedly flouted parking regulations, callously occupying handicapped spots without a care for those in need. Little did he know that his actions would trigger a chain of events that would eventually lead to his downfall. We follow the journey of karma catching up with this stubborn individual, revealing the surprising twists and turns that ultimately teach him a powerful lesson about empathy, respect, and the consequences of his choices.</p><p>But that's not all - we then venture into the realm of extraordinary incompetence with the mind-boggling story of the world's dumbest would-be assassin. Prepare to be astounded as we recount the shocking missteps, laughable blunders, and unbelievable lack of basic skills that resulted in one of history's most hilariously failed hitman job interviews.</p>
      <p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>#056: Fetching Boot Theft</title>
      <description>In this captivating episode of The Shallow End, we delve into two intriguing narratives that showcase the strange and unpredictable world of thieves, where fashion sense clashes with a lack of common sense, and meticulously planned heists crumble under the weight of inevitable fate.
Our first story revolves around an enigmatic neighborhood thief with an impeccable fashion sense but a woeful absence of common sense. Join us as we uncover the amusing escapades of this mischievous character, who leaves behind a trail of well-dressed chaos. 
In the second half of our episode, we embark on a journey into the world of professional burglary and the harsh reality that no matter how meticulously crafted a plan may be, fate can play a cruel hand. Prepare to be enthralled by the true accounts of a group of clever burglars whose well-laid schemes fall prey to unexpected turns of events. Despite their ingenious strategies, these daring criminals find themselves trapped in a web of unforeseen circumstances, leading to their ultimate downfall. 
Through witty storytelling and insightful analysis, Schnebly and Toth unravel the mysteries surrounding these captivating tales, examining the intricate balance between fashion and folly and the relentless grip of fate on the lives of those who engage in illicit activities. Join us on this rollercoaster ride as we explore the dichotomy of audacity and destiny in the realm of thieves and burglars.
So grab your headphones and prepare for a thrilling and entertaining episode that combines fashion, foibles, and the irresistible forces that shape the destinies of those who choose a life of crime.

      
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      <pubDate>Wed, 28 Jun 2023 04:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>#056: Fetching Boot Theft</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Schnebly and Toth</itunes:author>
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      <itunes:subtitle>In this captivating episode of The Shallow End, we delve into two intriguing narratives that showcase the strange and unpredictable world of thieves, where fashion sense clashes with a lack of common sense, and meticulously planned heists crumble under the weight of inevitable fate.

Our first story revolves around an enigmatic neighborhood thief with an impeccable fashion sense but a woeful absence of common sense. Join us as we uncover the amusing escapades of this mischievous character, who leaves behind a trail of well-dressed chaos. 

In the second half of our episode, we embark on a journey into the world of professional burglary and the harsh reality that no matter how meticulously crafted a plan may be, fate can play a cruel hand. Prepare to be enthralled by the true accounts of a group of clever burglars whose well-laid schemes fall prey to unexpected turns of events. Despite their ingenious strategies, these daring criminals find themselves trapped in a web of unforeseen circumstances, leading to their ultimate downfall. 

Through witty storytelling and insightful analysis, Schnebly and Toth unravel the mysteries surrounding these captivating tales, examining the intricate balance between fashion and folly and the relentless grip of fate on the lives of those who engage in illicit activities. Join us on this rollercoaster ride as we explore the dichotomy of audacity and destiny in the realm of thieves and burglars.

So grab your headphones and prepare for a thrilling and entertaining episode that combines fashion, foibles, and the irresistible forces that shape the destinies of those who choose a life of crime.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>In this captivating episode of The Shallow End, we delve into two intriguing narratives that showcase the strange and unpredictable world of thieves, where fashion sense clashes with a lack of common sense, and meticulously planned heists crumble under the weight of inevitable fate.
Our first story revolves around an enigmatic neighborhood thief with an impeccable fashion sense but a woeful absence of common sense. Join us as we uncover the amusing escapades of this mischievous character, who leaves behind a trail of well-dressed chaos. 
In the second half of our episode, we embark on a journey into the world of professional burglary and the harsh reality that no matter how meticulously crafted a plan may be, fate can play a cruel hand. Prepare to be enthralled by the true accounts of a group of clever burglars whose well-laid schemes fall prey to unexpected turns of events. Despite their ingenious strategies, these daring criminals find themselves trapped in a web of unforeseen circumstances, leading to their ultimate downfall. 
Through witty storytelling and insightful analysis, Schnebly and Toth unravel the mysteries surrounding these captivating tales, examining the intricate balance between fashion and folly and the relentless grip of fate on the lives of those who engage in illicit activities. Join us on this rollercoaster ride as we explore the dichotomy of audacity and destiny in the realm of thieves and burglars.
So grab your headphones and prepare for a thrilling and entertaining episode that combines fashion, foibles, and the irresistible forces that shape the destinies of those who choose a life of crime.

      
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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      <title>#055: An Unholy Congregation Of Seagulls</title>
      <description>In our first story, we unravel the bewildering exploits of a man who discovered the most outrageous and, dare we say, downright illegal way to reach the airport. Hold on tight as we dive into the details of his unconventional and unconventional-adjacent methods that left airport authorities scratching their heads. Trust us; you won't believe what this determined individual attempted to save a couple of bucks and avoid a mundane taxi ride to catch his flight!
Then, we take you on a wild journey to the picturesque Victoria, B.C., where a Canadian man's one unfortunate decision resulted in an unexpected lifetime ban from one of the city's most iconic hotels. Discover the mishap that took an unexpected turn and escalated into a hilarious chain of events that even the hotel staff couldn't help but crack a smile about.
Join Schnebly and Toth as they dissect the intricacies of these comical incidents, unraveling the mysteries behind these "what were they thinking" escapades.
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      <pubDate>Wed, 21 Jun 2023 04:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>#055: An Unholy Congregation Of Seagulls</itunes:title>
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      <itunes:subtitle>In our first story, we unravel the bewildering exploits of a man who discovered the most outrageous and, dare we say, downright illegal way to reach the airport. Hold on tight as we dive into the details of his unconventional and unconventional-adjacent methods that left airport authorities scratching their heads. Trust us; you won't believe what this determined individual attempted to save a couple of bucks and avoid a mundane taxi ride to catch his flight!Then, we take you on a wild journey to the picturesque Victoria, B.C., where a Canadian man's one unfortunate decision resulted in an unexpected lifetime ban from one of the city's most iconic hotels. Discover the mishap that took an unexpected turn and escalated into a hilarious chain of events that even the hotel staff couldn't help but crack a smile about.Join Schnebly and Toth as they dissect the intricacies of these comical incidents, unraveling the mysteries behind these "what were they thinking" escapades.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>In our first story, we unravel the bewildering exploits of a man who discovered the most outrageous and, dare we say, downright illegal way to reach the airport. Hold on tight as we dive into the details of his unconventional and unconventional-adjacent methods that left airport authorities scratching their heads. Trust us; you won't believe what this determined individual attempted to save a couple of bucks and avoid a mundane taxi ride to catch his flight!
Then, we take you on a wild journey to the picturesque Victoria, B.C., where a Canadian man's one unfortunate decision resulted in an unexpected lifetime ban from one of the city's most iconic hotels. Discover the mishap that took an unexpected turn and escalated into a hilarious chain of events that even the hotel staff couldn't help but crack a smile about.
Join Schnebly and Toth as they dissect the intricacies of these comical incidents, unraveling the mysteries behind these "what were they thinking" escapades.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>In our first story, we unravel the bewildering exploits of a man who discovered the most outrageous and, dare we say, downright illegal way to reach the airport. Hold on tight as we dive into the details of his unconventional and unconventional-adjacent methods that left airport authorities scratching their heads. Trust us; you won't believe what this determined individual attempted to save a couple of bucks and avoid a mundane taxi ride to catch his flight!</p><p>Then, we take you on a wild journey to the picturesque Victoria, B.C., where a Canadian man's one unfortunate decision resulted in an unexpected lifetime ban from one of the city's most iconic hotels. Discover the mishap that took an unexpected turn and escalated into a hilarious chain of events that even the hotel staff couldn't help but crack a smile about.</p><p>Join Schnebly and Toth as they dissect the intricacies of these comical incidents, unraveling the mysteries behind these "what were they thinking" escapades.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>#054: Cutting Off My Underpants</title>
      <description>Hold on tight in this episode of The Shallow End as we recount the jaw-dropping tale of a daredevil whose steam-powered stunt took a disastrous turn. Join Lindsay and JG as they unravel the courageous yet calamitous escapade of this Captain Crankshaft, who thought he could conquer the skies with his ingenious steam-powered contraption.
Then, we take you on a whimsical journey into the world of a political movement that will leave you gobsmacked and questioning reality. Join us as we explore the eccentric demands, unconventional strategies, and hilariously featherbrained tactics employed by this peculiar movement that involved sparrows and cookware.
Join us on this episode of The Shallow End as we serve up a deliciously absurd blend of daredevil disasters and kitchenware-induced madness. Get ready to laugh, learn, and question mankind's sanity in the most delightful way possible!
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      <pubDate>Wed, 14 Jun 2023 04:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>#054: Cutting Off My Underpants</itunes:title>
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      <itunes:subtitle>Hold on tight in this episode of The Shallow End as we recount the jaw-dropping tale of a daredevil whose steam-powered stunt took a disastrous turn. Join Lindsay and JG as they unravel the courageous yet calamitous escapade of this Captain Crankshaft, who thought he could conquer the skies with his ingenious steam-powered contraption.Then, we take you on a whimsical journey into the world of a political movement that will leave you gobsmacked and questioning reality.  Join us as we explore the eccentric demands, unconventional strategies, and hilariously featherbrained tactics employed by this peculiar movement that involved sparrows and cookware. Join us on this episode of The Shallow End as we serve up a deliciously absurd blend of daredevil disasters and kitchenware-induced madness. Get ready to laugh, learn, and question mankind's sanity in the most delightful way possible!</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Hold on tight in this episode of The Shallow End as we recount the jaw-dropping tale of a daredevil whose steam-powered stunt took a disastrous turn. Join Lindsay and JG as they unravel the courageous yet calamitous escapade of this Captain Crankshaft, who thought he could conquer the skies with his ingenious steam-powered contraption.
Then, we take you on a whimsical journey into the world of a political movement that will leave you gobsmacked and questioning reality. Join us as we explore the eccentric demands, unconventional strategies, and hilariously featherbrained tactics employed by this peculiar movement that involved sparrows and cookware.
Join us on this episode of The Shallow End as we serve up a deliciously absurd blend of daredevil disasters and kitchenware-induced madness. Get ready to laugh, learn, and question mankind's sanity in the most delightful way possible!
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Hold on tight in this episode of The Shallow End as we recount the jaw-dropping tale of a daredevil whose steam-powered stunt took a disastrous turn. Join Lindsay and JG as they unravel the courageous yet calamitous escapade of this Captain Crankshaft, who thought he could conquer the skies with his ingenious steam-powered contraption.</p><p>Then, we take you on a whimsical journey into the world of a political movement that will leave you gobsmacked and questioning reality. Join us as we explore the eccentric demands, unconventional strategies, and hilariously featherbrained tactics employed by this peculiar movement that involved sparrows and cookware.</p><p>Join us on this episode of The Shallow End as we serve up a deliciously absurd blend of daredevil disasters and kitchenware-induced madness. Get ready to laugh, learn, and question mankind's sanity in the most delightful way possible!</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>#053: Snack Food, Skunks And Money</title>
      <description>First, we delve into the audacious heist that rocked the financial world. Join us as we unravel the astonishing tale of a man who managed to scam a prominent bank out of a staggering one million dollars. We'll take you on a rollercoaster ride through the intricate web of deception that enabled him to orchestrate close to the perfect crime. Discover the unexpected details of his elaborate scheme and how he managed to stay one step ahead of the authorities for so long. But just when you think you've figured it out, brace yourself for the unexpected turn of events that led to his ultimate downfall.
Then, a tale of an ill-fated home invasion. We'll recount the story of a home intruder whose obsession with snack food ultimately led to their own demise. Step into the shoes of the unsuspecting homeowners as they find themselves victims of an intruder driven by an insatiable craving. Discover the unusual detective work that led to this snack-loving invader's hilarious arrest.
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      <pubDate>Wed, 07 Jun 2023 04:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>#053: Snack Food, Skunks And Money</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Schnebly and Toth</itunes:author>
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      <itunes:subtitle>First, we delve into the audacious heist that rocked the financial world. Join us as we unravel the astonishing tale of a man who managed to scam a prominent bank out of a staggering one million dollars. We'll take you on a rollercoaster ride through the intricate web of deception that enabled him to orchestrate close to the perfect crime. Discover the unexpected details of his elaborate scheme and how he managed to stay one step ahead of the authorities for so long. But just when you think you've figured it out, brace yourself for the unexpected turn of events that led to his ultimate downfall. Then, a tale of an ill-fated home invasion.  We'll recount the story of a home intruder whose obsession with snack food ultimately led to their own demise. Step into the shoes of the unsuspecting homeowners as they find themselves victims of an intruder driven by an insatiable craving. Discover the unusual detective work that led to this snack-loving invader's hilarious arrest.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>First, we delve into the audacious heist that rocked the financial world. Join us as we unravel the astonishing tale of a man who managed to scam a prominent bank out of a staggering one million dollars. We'll take you on a rollercoaster ride through the intricate web of deception that enabled him to orchestrate close to the perfect crime. Discover the unexpected details of his elaborate scheme and how he managed to stay one step ahead of the authorities for so long. But just when you think you've figured it out, brace yourself for the unexpected turn of events that led to his ultimate downfall.
Then, a tale of an ill-fated home invasion. We'll recount the story of a home intruder whose obsession with snack food ultimately led to their own demise. Step into the shoes of the unsuspecting homeowners as they find themselves victims of an intruder driven by an insatiable craving. Discover the unusual detective work that led to this snack-loving invader's hilarious arrest.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>First, we delve into the audacious heist that rocked the financial world. Join us as we unravel the astonishing tale of a man who managed to scam a prominent bank out of a staggering one million dollars. We'll take you on a rollercoaster ride through the intricate web of deception that enabled him to orchestrate close to the perfect crime. Discover the unexpected details of his elaborate scheme and how he managed to stay one step ahead of the authorities for so long. But just when you think you've figured it out, brace yourself for the unexpected turn of events that led to his ultimate downfall.</p><p>Then, a tale of an ill-fated home invasion. We'll recount the story of a home intruder whose obsession with snack food ultimately led to their own demise. Step into the shoes of the unsuspecting homeowners as they find themselves victims of an intruder driven by an insatiable craving. Discover the unusual detective work that led to this snack-loving invader's hilarious arrest.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>#52: Keep Your Piano Opinions To Yourself</title>
      <description>It's the week of Memorial Day and Schnebly and Toth are spending it with loved ones. Please enjoy this encore performance of The Shallow End! A new episode drops next week! 
Can a messy house kill you? Yes. Yes, it can. Lindsay has the unbelievable details. And then, Jethro discovers that a bit of confidence can carry a person a long way. In this case, right to prison. Episode six of The Shallow End is not intended for use as a dental drill.


      
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      <pubDate>Wed, 31 May 2023 04:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>#52: Keep Your Piano Opinions To Yourself</itunes:title>
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      <itunes:subtitle>It's the week of Memorial Day and Schnebly and Toth are spending it with loved ones. Please enjoy this encore performance of The Shallow End! A new episode drops next week! 

Can a messy house kill you? Yes. Yes, it can. Lindsay has the unbelievable details. And then, Jethro discovers that a bit of confidence can carry a person a long way. In this case, right to prison. Episode six of The Shallow End is not intended for use as a dental drill.


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      <itunes:summary>It's the week of Memorial Day and Schnebly and Toth are spending it with loved ones. Please enjoy this encore performance of The Shallow End! A new episode drops next week! 
Can a messy house kill you? Yes. Yes, it can. Lindsay has the unbelievable details. And then, Jethro discovers that a bit of confidence can carry a person a long way. In this case, right to prison. Episode six of The Shallow End is not intended for use as a dental drill.


      
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        <p>It's the week of Memorial Day and Schnebly and Toth are spending it with loved ones. Please enjoy this encore performance of The Shallow End! A new episode drops next week! </p><p>Can a messy house kill you? Yes. Yes, it can. Lindsay has the unbelievable details. And then, Jethro discovers that a bit of confidence can carry a person a long way. In this case, right to prison. Episode six of The Shallow End is not intended for use as a dental drill.</p><p><br></p>
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      <title>#052: Bring Me A Backup Monkey</title>
      <description>We're serving up a double dose of jaw-dropping stories that will leave you laughing, cringing, and contemplating the perils of unchecked pride. In this Shallow End, we explore the most ludicrous excuse ever uttered to a police officer, followed by a cautionary tale of a man whose ego became his ultimate demise.
First up, you won't believe your ears when we unveil the mind-boggling, eye-rolling, and downright ridiculous excuse one man came up with to escape the long arm of the law.
But wait, there's more! We switch gears and explore the dark side of an inflated ego. Prepare to witness the mighty fall of a man who thought he was untouchable. All because of his ego.
So, whether you're in need of a good laugh or a stark reminder of the consequences of excessive self-importance, this episode of The Shallow End has got you covered!
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      <pubDate>Wed, 24 May 2023 04:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>#052: Bring Me A Backup Monkey</itunes:title>
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      <itunes:author>Schnebly and Toth</itunes:author>
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      <itunes:subtitle>We're serving up a double dose of jaw-dropping stories that will leave you laughing, cringing, and contemplating the perils of unchecked pride. In this Shallow End, we explore the most ludicrous excuse ever uttered to a police officer, followed by a cautionary tale of a man whose ego became his ultimate demise.First up, you won't believe your ears when we unveil the mind-boggling, eye-rolling, and downright ridiculous excuse one man came up with to escape the long arm of the law. But wait, there's more! We switch gears and explore the dark side of an inflated ego. Prepare to witness the mighty fall of a man who thought he was untouchable. All because of his ego.So, whether you're in need of a good laugh or a stark reminder of the consequences of excessive self-importance, this episode of The Shallow End has got you covered!</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>We're serving up a double dose of jaw-dropping stories that will leave you laughing, cringing, and contemplating the perils of unchecked pride. In this Shallow End, we explore the most ludicrous excuse ever uttered to a police officer, followed by a cautionary tale of a man whose ego became his ultimate demise.
First up, you won't believe your ears when we unveil the mind-boggling, eye-rolling, and downright ridiculous excuse one man came up with to escape the long arm of the law.
But wait, there's more! We switch gears and explore the dark side of an inflated ego. Prepare to witness the mighty fall of a man who thought he was untouchable. All because of his ego.
So, whether you're in need of a good laugh or a stark reminder of the consequences of excessive self-importance, this episode of The Shallow End has got you covered!
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>We're serving up a double dose of jaw-dropping stories that will leave you laughing, cringing, and contemplating the perils of unchecked pride. In this Shallow End, we explore the most ludicrous excuse ever uttered to a police officer, followed by a cautionary tale of a man whose ego became his ultimate demise.</p><p>First up, you won't believe your ears when we unveil the mind-boggling, eye-rolling, and downright ridiculous excuse one man came up with to escape the long arm of the law.</p><p>But wait, there's more! We switch gears and explore the dark side of an inflated ego. Prepare to witness the mighty fall of a man who thought he was untouchable. All because of his ego.</p><p>So, whether you're in need of a good laugh or a stark reminder of the consequences of excessive self-importance, this episode of The Shallow End has got you covered!</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>#051: Mutton Chops And Codpieces</title>
      <description>In this captivating episode of The Shallow End, we delve into two extraordinary stories that will leave you scratching your head and holding your sides.
First, we unveil the hilarious tale of an elusive prison escapee whose freedom came to a screeching halt due to an unexpected twist of fate. Follow along as we explore the mind of this cunning fugitive, examining the choices that ultimately led to his capture. Discover how sheer boredom became his downfall and learn about the series of events that unfolded, leading law enforcement to finally bring him to justice.
Next, we unravel the fascinating saga of the Baron of Arizona, a brazen con man who manipulated and deceived his way to riches, leaving a trail of victims in his wake. We'll shed light on the charismatic facade this master manipulator presented to the world. Explore the web of lies and deceit that allowed him to bilk millions of dollars from unsuspecting businesses, earning him the notorious title of the Baron of Arizona.
Whether you're a true crime enthusiast or simply seeking a good laugh, this episode of The Shallow End is sure to please. Hear the amazing tales of the bored bandit and the rise and fall of the Baron of Arizona.





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      <pubDate>Wed, 17 May 2023 04:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>#051: Mutton Chops And Codpieces</itunes:title>
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      <itunes:author>Schnebly and Toth</itunes:author>
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      <itunes:subtitle>In this captivating episode of The Shallow End, we delve into two extraordinary stories that will leave you scratching your head and holding your sides.First, we unveil the hilarious tale of an elusive prison escapee whose freedom came to a screeching halt due to an unexpected twist of fate. Follow along as we explore the mind of this cunning fugitive, examining the choices that ultimately led to his capture. Discover how sheer boredom became his downfall and learn about the series of events that unfolded, leading law enforcement to finally bring him to justice.Next, we unravel the fascinating saga of the Baron of Arizona, a brazen con man who manipulated and deceived his way to riches, leaving a trail of victims in his wake. We'll shed light on the charismatic facade this master manipulator presented to the world. Explore the web of lies and deceit that allowed him to bilk millions of dollars from unsuspecting businesses, earning him the notorious title of the Baron of Arizona.Whether you're a true crime enthusiast or simply seeking a good laugh, this episode of The Shallow End is sure to please. Hear the amazing tales of the bored bandit and the rise and fall of the Baron of Arizona.Regenerate response</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>In this captivating episode of The Shallow End, we delve into two extraordinary stories that will leave you scratching your head and holding your sides.
First, we unveil the hilarious tale of an elusive prison escapee whose freedom came to a screeching halt due to an unexpected twist of fate. Follow along as we explore the mind of this cunning fugitive, examining the choices that ultimately led to his capture. Discover how sheer boredom became his downfall and learn about the series of events that unfolded, leading law enforcement to finally bring him to justice.
Next, we unravel the fascinating saga of the Baron of Arizona, a brazen con man who manipulated and deceived his way to riches, leaving a trail of victims in his wake. We'll shed light on the charismatic facade this master manipulator presented to the world. Explore the web of lies and deceit that allowed him to bilk millions of dollars from unsuspecting businesses, earning him the notorious title of the Baron of Arizona.
Whether you're a true crime enthusiast or simply seeking a good laugh, this episode of The Shallow End is sure to please. Hear the amazing tales of the bored bandit and the rise and fall of the Baron of Arizona.





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        <![CDATA[<p>In this captivating episode of The Shallow End, we delve into two extraordinary stories that will leave you scratching your head and holding your sides.</p><p>First, we unveil the hilarious tale of an elusive prison escapee whose freedom came to a screeching halt due to an unexpected twist of fate. Follow along as we explore the mind of this cunning fugitive, examining the choices that ultimately led to his capture. Discover how sheer boredom became his downfall and learn about the series of events that unfolded, leading law enforcement to finally bring him to justice.</p><p>Next, we unravel the fascinating saga of the Baron of Arizona, a brazen con man who manipulated and deceived his way to riches, leaving a trail of victims in his wake. We'll shed light on the charismatic facade this master manipulator presented to the world. Explore the web of lies and deceit that allowed him to bilk millions of dollars from unsuspecting businesses, earning him the notorious title of the Baron of Arizona.</p><p>Whether you're a true crime enthusiast or simply seeking a good laugh, this episode of The Shallow End is sure to please. Hear the amazing tales of the bored bandit and the rise and fall of the Baron of Arizona.</p><p><br></p><p><br></p><p><br></p><p><br></p><p><br></p><p>Regenerate response</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>#050: That Ain't No Way To Treat A Rolex</title>
      <description>On this episode of TSE, we'll recount the outrageous story of a drug smuggler who made a daring, yet disastrously foolish move. Buckle up as we delve into the details of his comically calamitous attempt to outsmart the authorities, only to find himself on a one-way trip to the hall of fame for criminal blunders.
Next, prepare to be shocked by the tale of an extreme heist that's nothing short of hilarious! This fearless felon took stealing valuables to a new low - literally! Get ready for a whirlwind of laughter as we unfold the epic story of one of the most preposterous pilfering plots in history!
Join us for an episode of absurdity as we explore these marvelously madcap tales! Don't forget to hit subscribe and share the hilarity with your friends, as we continue to uncover the most shocking yet entertaining stories on The Shallow End!

      
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      <pubDate>Wed, 10 May 2023 04:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>#050: That Ain't No Way To Treat A Rolex</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Schnebly and Toth</itunes:author>
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      <itunes:subtitle>On this episode of TSE, we'll recount the outrageous story of a drug smuggler who made a daring, yet disastrously foolish move. Buckle up as we delve into the details of his comically calamitous attempt to outsmart the authorities, only to find himself on a one-way trip to the hall of fame for criminal blunders.

Next, prepare to be shocked by the tale of an extreme heist that's nothing short of hilarious! This fearless felon took stealing valuables to a new low - literally! Get ready for a whirlwind of laughter as we unfold the epic story of one of the most preposterous pilfering plots in history!

Join us for an episode of absurdity as we explore these marvelously madcap tales! Don't forget to hit subscribe and share the hilarity with your friends, as we continue to uncover the most shocking yet entertaining stories on The Shallow End!</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>On this episode of TSE, we'll recount the outrageous story of a drug smuggler who made a daring, yet disastrously foolish move. Buckle up as we delve into the details of his comically calamitous attempt to outsmart the authorities, only to find himself on a one-way trip to the hall of fame for criminal blunders.
Next, prepare to be shocked by the tale of an extreme heist that's nothing short of hilarious! This fearless felon took stealing valuables to a new low - literally! Get ready for a whirlwind of laughter as we unfold the epic story of one of the most preposterous pilfering plots in history!
Join us for an episode of absurdity as we explore these marvelously madcap tales! Don't forget to hit subscribe and share the hilarity with your friends, as we continue to uncover the most shocking yet entertaining stories on The Shallow End!

      
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        <p>On this episode of TSE, we'll recount the outrageous story of a drug smuggler who made a daring, yet disastrously foolish move. Buckle up as we delve into the details of his comically calamitous attempt to outsmart the authorities, only to find himself on a one-way trip to the hall of fame for criminal blunders.</p><p>Next, prepare to be shocked by the tale of an extreme heist that's nothing short of hilarious! This fearless felon took stealing valuables to a new low - literally! Get ready for a whirlwind of laughter as we unfold the epic story of one of the most preposterous pilfering plots in history!</p><p>Join us for an episode of absurdity as we explore these marvelously madcap tales! Don't forget to hit subscribe and share the hilarity with your friends, as we continue to uncover the most shocking yet entertaining stories on The Shallow End!</p>
      <p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>2565</itunes:duration>
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      <title>#049: Thanks, Nudists! </title>
      <description>First up, we've got the story of an armed robber who thought he had it all figured out. He stormed into a home improvement store, brandishing a gun and demanding all the cash in the register. Unfortunately for him, he didn't plan his escape very well leading to a most embarrassing apprehension.
Then, we've got a group of prison escapees who were so thoughtful, they almost got away with it. Almost. You see, thoughtful doesn't always translate to smart.
Join us for two tales of criminal incompetence that will make you shake your head and wonder what the world is coming to.
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      <pubDate>Wed, 03 May 2023 04:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>#049: Thanks, Nudists! </itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Schnebly and Toth</itunes:author>
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      <itunes:subtitle>First up, we've got the story of an armed robber who thought he had it all figured out. He stormed into a home improvement store, brandishing a gun and demanding all the cash in the register. Unfortunately for him, he didn't plan his escape very well leading to a most embarrassing apprehension.Then, we've got a group of prison escapees who were so thoughtful, they almost got away with it. Almost. You see, thoughtful doesn't always translate to smart. Join us for two tales of criminal incompetence that will make you shake your head and wonder what the world is coming to.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>First up, we've got the story of an armed robber who thought he had it all figured out. He stormed into a home improvement store, brandishing a gun and demanding all the cash in the register. Unfortunately for him, he didn't plan his escape very well leading to a most embarrassing apprehension.
Then, we've got a group of prison escapees who were so thoughtful, they almost got away with it. Almost. You see, thoughtful doesn't always translate to smart.
Join us for two tales of criminal incompetence that will make you shake your head and wonder what the world is coming to.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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      <itunes:duration>2144</itunes:duration>
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      <title>#048: Handcuffing The Teddy Bear</title>
      <description>First, we'll be discussing the story of the worst, most incompetent thief you've never heard of. This thief's criminal exploits are so laughably inept that you won't believe they were even attempted, let alone carried out. We delve into the mind of this hapless criminal and examine his botched attempts at stealing.
But that's not all - we also bring you the bizarre tale of a man who came up with a truly unique way to try to avoid arrest. This man's unconventional strategy may seem outrageous, but it actually worked - for about 30 seconds. It doesn't end well. It never does in The Shallow End.
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      <pubDate>Wed, 26 Apr 2023 04:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>#048: Handcuffing The Teddy Bear</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Schnebly and Toth</itunes:author>
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      <itunes:subtitle>First, we'll be discussing the story of the worst, most incompetent thief you've never heard of. This thief's criminal exploits are so laughably inept that you won't believe they were even attempted, let alone carried out. We delve into the mind of this hapless criminal and examine his botched attempts at stealing.But that's not all - we also bring you the bizarre tale of a man who came up with a truly unique way to try to avoid arrest. This man's unconventional strategy may seem outrageous, but it actually worked - for about 30 seconds. It doesn't end well. It never does in The Shallow End.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>First, we'll be discussing the story of the worst, most incompetent thief you've never heard of. This thief's criminal exploits are so laughably inept that you won't believe they were even attempted, let alone carried out. We delve into the mind of this hapless criminal and examine his botched attempts at stealing.
But that's not all - we also bring you the bizarre tale of a man who came up with a truly unique way to try to avoid arrest. This man's unconventional strategy may seem outrageous, but it actually worked - for about 30 seconds. It doesn't end well. It never does in The Shallow End.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>First, we'll be discussing the story of the worst, most incompetent thief you've never heard of. This thief's criminal exploits are so laughably inept that you won't believe they were even attempted, let alone carried out. We delve into the mind of this hapless criminal and examine his botched attempts at stealing.</p><p>But that's not all - we also bring you the bizarre tale of a man who came up with a truly unique way to try to avoid arrest. This man's unconventional strategy may seem outrageous, but it actually worked - for about 30 seconds. It doesn't end well. It never does in The Shallow End.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>1993</itunes:duration>
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      <title>#047: Never Steal An Old Lady's Smokes</title>
      <description>Today in The Shallow End, we follow the misadventures of two teenage thieves who thought they had found an easy target in an old woman. However, things quickly take a turn for the worse when the woman proves to be much more than they bargained for. Tune in to find out what happens when these young criminals learn a lesson they won't soon forget.
In the second story, we delve into the fascinating tale of a very unusual bank robber. This person's methods were anything but conventional, and certainly unique. You won't want to miss this captivating story of one person's journey into the world of crime and the unexpected twists and turns that ensued.
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      <pubDate>Wed, 19 Apr 2023 04:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>#047: Never Steal An Old Lady's Smokes</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Schnebly and Toth</itunes:author>
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      <itunes:subtitle>Today in The Shallow End, we follow the misadventures of two teenage thieves who thought they had found an easy target in an old woman. However, things quickly take a turn for the worse when the woman proves to be much more than they bargained for. Tune in to find out what happens when these young criminals learn a lesson they won't soon forget.In the second story, we delve into the fascinating tale of a very unusual bank robber. This person's methods were anything but conventional, and certainly unique. You won't want to miss this captivating story of one person's journey into the world of crime and the unexpected twists and turns that ensued.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Today in The Shallow End, we follow the misadventures of two teenage thieves who thought they had found an easy target in an old woman. However, things quickly take a turn for the worse when the woman proves to be much more than they bargained for. Tune in to find out what happens when these young criminals learn a lesson they won't soon forget.
In the second story, we delve into the fascinating tale of a very unusual bank robber. This person's methods were anything but conventional, and certainly unique. You won't want to miss this captivating story of one person's journey into the world of crime and the unexpected twists and turns that ensued.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Today in The Shallow End, we follow the misadventures of two teenage thieves who thought they had found an easy target in an old woman. However, things quickly take a turn for the worse when the woman proves to be much more than they bargained for. Tune in to find out what happens when these young criminals learn a lesson they won't soon forget.</p><p>In the second story, we delve into the fascinating tale of a very unusual bank robber. This person's methods were anything but conventional, and certainly unique. You won't want to miss this captivating story of one person's journey into the world of crime and the unexpected twists and turns that ensued.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>2023</itunes:duration>
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      <title>#046: You Had Me At Howdy</title>
      <description>On the latest episode of The Shallow End, we bring you two completely different yet equally hilarious stories. First up, get ready to be inspired by the heroic tale of a modern-day cowboy who saved the day at an Oregon Walmart. You won't believe the lengths he went to protect innocent bystanders from harm.
And if that's not enough to pique your interest, we also have the hilarious and unbelievable story of Keith - the man who has been arrested so many times that even the cops are struggling to keep track! We'll share some of the wildest details from Keith's incredible rap sheet, and you won't want to miss a second of it.
So tune in and get ready to be entertained, inspired, and maybe even a little bit shocked. This is one episode you won't forget anytime soon!
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 12 Apr 2023 04:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>#046: You Had Me At Howdy</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Schnebly and Toth</itunes:author>
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      <itunes:subtitle>On the latest episode of The Shallow End, we bring you two completely different yet equally hilarious stories. First up, get ready to be inspired by the heroic tale of a modern-day cowboy who saved the day at an Oregon Walmart. You won't believe the lengths he went to protect innocent bystanders from harm.And if that's not enough to pique your interest, we also have the hilarious and unbelievable story of Keith - the man who has been arrested so many times that even the cops are struggling to keep track! We'll share some of the wildest details from Keith's incredible rap sheet, and you won't want to miss a second of it.So tune in and get ready to be entertained, inspired, and maybe even a little bit shocked. This is one episode you won't forget anytime soon!</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>On the latest episode of The Shallow End, we bring you two completely different yet equally hilarious stories. First up, get ready to be inspired by the heroic tale of a modern-day cowboy who saved the day at an Oregon Walmart. You won't believe the lengths he went to protect innocent bystanders from harm.
And if that's not enough to pique your interest, we also have the hilarious and unbelievable story of Keith - the man who has been arrested so many times that even the cops are struggling to keep track! We'll share some of the wildest details from Keith's incredible rap sheet, and you won't want to miss a second of it.
So tune in and get ready to be entertained, inspired, and maybe even a little bit shocked. This is one episode you won't forget anytime soon!
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>On the latest episode of The Shallow End, we bring you two completely different yet equally hilarious stories. First up, get ready to be inspired by the heroic tale of a modern-day cowboy who saved the day at an Oregon Walmart. You won't believe the lengths he went to protect innocent bystanders from harm.</p><p>And if that's not enough to pique your interest, we also have the hilarious and unbelievable story of Keith - the man who has been arrested so many times that even the cops are struggling to keep track! We'll share some of the wildest details from Keith's incredible rap sheet, and you won't want to miss a second of it.</p><p>So tune in and get ready to be entertained, inspired, and maybe even a little bit shocked. This is one episode you won't forget anytime soon!</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>1804</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>#045: Fantasies and Felonies</title>
      <description>In this episode, we bring you two intriguing and wildly different stories. First, we delve into the world of a man with a bizarre and unconventional sexual fantasy that took an unexpected turn. Then, we turn our attention to a daring criminal gang that impersonated law enforcement officials and carried out a series of bold and brazen crimes. Both stories are packed with unexpected twists and turns, and we explore the motivations and consequences of each one. Join us for a hilarious journey into the realm of human behavior and psychology.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 05 Apr 2023 04:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>#045: Fantasies and Felonies</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Schnebly and Toth</itunes:author>
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      <itunes:subtitle>In this episode, we bring you two intriguing and wildly different stories. First, we delve into the world of a man with a bizarre and unconventional sexual fantasy that took an unexpected turn. Then, we turn our attention to a daring criminal gang that impersonated law enforcement officials and carried out a series of bold and brazen crimes. Both stories are packed with unexpected twists and turns, and we explore the motivations and consequences of each one. Join us for a hilarious journey into the realm of human behavior and psychology.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>In this episode, we bring you two intriguing and wildly different stories. First, we delve into the world of a man with a bizarre and unconventional sexual fantasy that took an unexpected turn. Then, we turn our attention to a daring criminal gang that impersonated law enforcement officials and carried out a series of bold and brazen crimes. Both stories are packed with unexpected twists and turns, and we explore the motivations and consequences of each one. Join us for a hilarious journey into the realm of human behavior and psychology.
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        <![CDATA[<p>In this episode, we bring you two intriguing and wildly different stories. First, we delve into the world of a man with a bizarre and unconventional sexual fantasy that took an unexpected turn. Then, we turn our attention to a daring criminal gang that impersonated law enforcement officials and carried out a series of bold and brazen crimes. Both stories are packed with unexpected twists and turns, and we explore the motivations and consequences of each one. Join us for a hilarious journey into the realm of human behavior and psychology.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>2013</itunes:duration>
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      <title>#044: Bumbling Burglars and Befuddled Barristers</title>
      <description>In this episode, we'll explore the world of incompetent criminals and bizarre legal defenses.
First up, we'll tell the story of two burglars who made the mistake of stealing a live-feed camera. Unbeknownst to them, the camera continued to record and track their every move for days.
Next, we'll turn our attention to the courtroom, where we'll share the story of a lawyer with the most unusual defense for his murder suspect client. trial.
Whether you're a fan of true crime, legal drama, or just absurdity in general, you won't want to miss this episode of " Bumbling Burglars and Befuddled Barristers: Hilarious Tales of Dumb Burglars and a Bad Lawyer”
 So grab your favorite beverage, sit back, and enjoy the ride.


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      <pubDate>Wed, 29 Mar 2023 04:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>#044: Bumbling Burglars and Befuddled Barristers</itunes:title>
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      <itunes:author>Schnebly and Toth</itunes:author>
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      <itunes:subtitle>In this episode, we'll explore the world of incompetent criminals and bizarre legal defenses.First up, we'll tell the story of two burglars who made the mistake of stealing a live-feed camera. Unbeknownst to them, the camera continued to record and track their every move for days.Next, we'll turn our attention to the courtroom, where we'll share the story of a lawyer with the most unusual defense for his murder suspect client. trial.Whether you're a fan of true crime, legal drama, or just absurdity in general, you won't want to miss this episode of " Bumbling Burglars and Befuddled Barristers: Hilarious Tales of Dumb Burglars and a Bad Lawyer” So grab your favorite beverage, sit back, and enjoy the ride.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>In this episode, we'll explore the world of incompetent criminals and bizarre legal defenses.
First up, we'll tell the story of two burglars who made the mistake of stealing a live-feed camera. Unbeknownst to them, the camera continued to record and track their every move for days.
Next, we'll turn our attention to the courtroom, where we'll share the story of a lawyer with the most unusual defense for his murder suspect client. trial.
Whether you're a fan of true crime, legal drama, or just absurdity in general, you won't want to miss this episode of " Bumbling Burglars and Befuddled Barristers: Hilarious Tales of Dumb Burglars and a Bad Lawyer”
 So grab your favorite beverage, sit back, and enjoy the ride.


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        <![CDATA[<p>In this episode, we'll explore the world of incompetent criminals and bizarre legal defenses.</p><p>First up, we'll tell the story of two burglars who made the mistake of stealing a live-feed camera. Unbeknownst to them, the camera continued to record and track their every move for days.</p><p>Next, we'll turn our attention to the courtroom, where we'll share the story of a lawyer with the most unusual defense for his murder suspect client. trial.</p><p>Whether you're a fan of true crime, legal drama, or just absurdity in general, you won't want to miss this episode of " Bumbling Burglars and Befuddled Barristers: Hilarious Tales of Dumb Burglars and a Bad Lawyer”</p><p> So grab your favorite beverage, sit back, and enjoy the ride.</p><p><br></p><p><br></p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>TSE043: That's Going To Leave A Mark</title>
      <description>There are many types of birth control methods. Some are more effective than others. JG has the story of one man who employed a novel approach to birth control that was effective, but ill-advised. Then, Lindsay regales us with a story that involves sun, sand, and a huge crowd of drunken spring break participants. What could possibly go wrong? Warning! The Shallow End is not intended for use as a dental drill.
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      <pubDate>Wed, 22 Mar 2023 04:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>TSE043: That's Going To Leave A Mark</itunes:title>
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      <itunes:author>Schnebly and Toth</itunes:author>
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      <itunes:subtitle>There are many types of birth control methods. Some are more effective than others. JG has the story of one man who employed a novel approach to birth control that was effective, but ill-advised. Then, Lindsay regales us with a story that involves sun, sand, and a huge crowd of drunken spring break participants. What could possibly go wrong? Warning! The Shallow End is not intended for use as a dental drill.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>There are many types of birth control methods. Some are more effective than others. JG has the story of one man who employed a novel approach to birth control that was effective, but ill-advised. Then, Lindsay regales us with a story that involves sun, sand, and a huge crowd of drunken spring break participants. What could possibly go wrong? Warning! The Shallow End is not intended for use as a dental drill.
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        <![CDATA[<p>There are many types of birth control methods. Some are more effective than others. JG has the story of one man who employed a novel approach to birth control that was effective, but ill-advised. Then, Lindsay regales us with a story that involves sun, sand, and a huge crowd of drunken spring break participants. What could possibly go wrong? Warning! The Shallow End is not intended for use as a dental drill.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>2196</itunes:duration>
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      <title>TSE042: Never Hire A Discount Hitmen</title>
      <description>Over the years, some people have gone to great lengths to avoid being drafted. JG has a most extreme and ill-advised example. Then Lindsay reminds us that putting a hit on someone is never a good idea. And it's even worse when you hire a discount hitman. Warning! Listening to The Shallow End has been known to cause light-headedness and a giddy, silly feeling.

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      <pubDate>Wed, 15 Mar 2023 04:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>TSE042: Never Hire A Discount Hitmen</itunes:title>
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      <itunes:subtitle>Over the years, there have been people who went to great lengths to avoid being drafted. JG has a most extreme and ill-advised example.  Then Lindsay reminds us that it's never a good idea to put a hit on someone. And it's even worse when you hire a discount hitman. Warning! Listening to The Shallow End has been known to cause light-headedness and a giddy, silly feeling.Sleep Better with Cured Nutrition! Click here and use promo code TSE at checkout to save 20%!</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Over the years, some people have gone to great lengths to avoid being drafted. JG has a most extreme and ill-advised example. Then Lindsay reminds us that putting a hit on someone is never a good idea. And it's even worse when you hire a discount hitman. Warning! Listening to The Shallow End has been known to cause light-headedness and a giddy, silly feeling.

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Over the years, some people have gone to great lengths to avoid being drafted. JG has a most extreme and ill-advised example. Then Lindsay reminds us that putting a hit on someone is never a good idea. And it's even worse when you hire a discount hitman. Warning! Listening to The Shallow End has been known to cause light-headedness and a giddy, silly feeling.</p><p><br></p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>TSE041: Swap Meet Pants Baloney </title>
      <description>You wouldn't believe some of the stuff people try to steal. And the methods they use? Even more unbelievable. Lindsay has the details. Then, JG reminds us to always be careful around an elephant. Especially one that's suffering from constipation. Warning! Episode 41 has been known to cause nasal irritation if stuffed up one's nose.
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      <pubDate>Wed, 08 Mar 2023 05:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>TSE041: Swap Meet Pants Baloney </itunes:title>
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      <itunes:author>Schnebly and Toth</itunes:author>
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      <itunes:subtitle>You wouldn't believe some of the stuff people try to steal. And the methods they use? Even more unbelievable. Lindsay has the details. Then, JG reminds us to always be careful around an elephant. Especially one that's suffering from constipation. Warning! Episode 41 has been known to cause nasal irritation if stuffed up one's nose.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>You wouldn't believe some of the stuff people try to steal. And the methods they use? Even more unbelievable. Lindsay has the details. Then, JG reminds us to always be careful around an elephant. Especially one that's suffering from constipation. Warning! Episode 41 has been known to cause nasal irritation if stuffed up one's nose.
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        <![CDATA[<p>You wouldn't believe some of the stuff people try to steal. And the methods they use? Even more unbelievable. Lindsay has the details. Then, JG reminds us to always be careful around an elephant. Especially one that's suffering from constipation. Warning! Episode 41 has been known to cause nasal irritation if stuffed up one's nose.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>2021</itunes:duration>
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      <title>TSE040: Tinged By Theft</title>
      <description>JG has the story of a trailer truck theft that quickly led to egg on the face of the thief. And then, there's a right way and a wrong way to rid your house of unwanted pests. Lindsay has a prime example of the latter. Warning! This episode of The Shallow End may cause painful abdominal cramps if swallowed.
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      <pubDate>Wed, 01 Mar 2023 05:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>TSE040: Tinged By Theft</itunes:title>
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      <itunes:author>Schnebly and Toth</itunes:author>
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      <itunes:subtitle>JG has the story of a trailer truck theft that quickly led to egg on the face of the thief. And then, there's a right way and a wrong way to rid your house of unwanted pests. Lindsay has a prime example of the latter. Warning! This episode of The Shallow End may cause painful abdominal cramps if swallowed.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>JG has the story of a trailer truck theft that quickly led to egg on the face of the thief. And then, there's a right way and a wrong way to rid your house of unwanted pests. Lindsay has a prime example of the latter. Warning! This episode of The Shallow End may cause painful abdominal cramps if swallowed.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>JG has the story of a trailer truck theft that quickly led to egg on the face of the thief. And then, there's a right way and a wrong way to rid your house of unwanted pests. Lindsay has a prime example of the latter. Warning! This episode of The Shallow End may cause painful abdominal cramps if swallowed.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>TSE039: Shamed Into Silencing My Devices</title>
      <description>Who's responsible when you promote a major professional sporting event and one of the teams is a no-show? Lindsay breaks it down. And then JG has a cautionary tale that reminds us that some types of behavior while visiting the Vatican are frowned upon. Warning! Prolonged or repeated contact with The Shallow End Podcast may cause itching and irritating rash.
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      <pubDate>Wed, 22 Feb 2023 05:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>TSE039: Shamed Into Silencing My Devices</itunes:title>
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      <itunes:author>Schnebly and Toth</itunes:author>
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      <itunes:subtitle>Who's responsible when you promote a major professional sporting event and one of the teams is a no-show? Lindsay breaks it down. And then JG has a cautionary tale that reminds us that some types of behavior while visiting the Vatican are frowned upon. Warning! Prolonged or repeated contact with The Shallow End Podcast may cause itching and irritating rash.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Who's responsible when you promote a major professional sporting event and one of the teams is a no-show? Lindsay breaks it down. And then JG has a cautionary tale that reminds us that some types of behavior while visiting the Vatican are frowned upon. Warning! Prolonged or repeated contact with The Shallow End Podcast may cause itching and irritating rash.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Who's responsible when you promote a major professional sporting event and one of the teams is a no-show? Lindsay breaks it down. And then JG has a cautionary tale that reminds us that some types of behavior while visiting the Vatican are frowned upon. Warning! Prolonged or repeated contact with The Shallow End Podcast may cause itching and irritating rash.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>TSE038:  A Little Bag of Horrors</title>
      <description>A reminder from Jethro that it's always a good idea to know what the potential fallout from a planned theft could be. But sometimes things happen that one just can't anticipate. The results are tragically hilarious. Then Lindsay has the recent tale of how one man's behavior ruined his Superbowl experience this year. Warning! The Shallow End may contain peanuts and wheat gluten.
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      <pubDate>Wed, 15 Feb 2023 05:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>TSE038:  A Little Bag of Horrors</itunes:title>
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      <itunes:author>Schnebly and Toth</itunes:author>
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      <itunes:subtitle>A reminder from Jethro that it's always a good idea to know what the potential fallout from a planned theft could be. But sometimes things happen that one just can't anticipate. The results are tragically hilarious. Then Lindsay has the recent tale of how one man's behavior ruined his Superbowl experience this year. Warning! The Shallow End may contain peanuts and wheat gluten.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>A reminder from Jethro that it's always a good idea to know what the potential fallout from a planned theft could be. But sometimes things happen that one just can't anticipate. The results are tragically hilarious. Then Lindsay has the recent tale of how one man's behavior ruined his Superbowl experience this year. Warning! The Shallow End may contain peanuts and wheat gluten.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>A reminder from Jethro that it's always a good idea to know what the potential fallout from a planned theft could be. But sometimes things happen that one just can't anticipate. The results are tragically hilarious. Then Lindsay has the recent tale of how one man's behavior ruined his Superbowl experience this year. Warning! The Shallow End may contain peanuts and wheat gluten.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>2256</itunes:duration>
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      <title>TSE037: A Slightly Battered Cash Register</title>
      <description>A guy named Ozzie with a bottle of cleaning solvent causes a major problem. And then, it doesn't take state-of-the-art criminal forensic techniques to solve a crime if the perp is not too bright. Lindsay and JG have all the ridiculous details. Warning! Contents of Episode 37 are under pressure and should never be exposed to open flames.
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      <pubDate>Wed, 08 Feb 2023 05:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>TSE037: A Slightly Battered Cash Register</itunes:title>
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      <itunes:subtitle>A guy named Ozzie with a bottle of cleaning solvent causes a major problem. And then, it doesn't take state-of-the-art criminal forensic techniques to solve a crime if the perp is not too bright. Lindsay and JG have all the ridiculous details. Warning!  Contents of Episode 37 are under pressure and should never be exposed to open flames.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>A guy named Ozzie with a bottle of cleaning solvent causes a major problem. And then, it doesn't take state-of-the-art criminal forensic techniques to solve a crime if the perp is not too bright. Lindsay and JG have all the ridiculous details. Warning! Contents of Episode 37 are under pressure and should never be exposed to open flames.
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      <itunes:duration>2066</itunes:duration>
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      <title>TSE-036: Pyrotechnic Litter Box</title>
      <description>It wasn't so much the burglarizing as it was what they did with the plunder. JG has the extremely disturbing, yet hilarious story. Then it's Lindsay's turn to remind us that calling 911 should be for, you know, important stuff. Warning! Never listen to the Shallow End while sitting in a tub full of water while holding a plugged-in air fryer.
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      <pubDate>Wed, 01 Feb 2023 05:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>TSE-036: Pyrotechnic Litter Box</itunes:title>
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      <itunes:subtitle>It wasn't so much the burglarizing as it was what they did with the plunder. JG has the extremely disturbing, yet hilarious story. Then it's Lindsay's turn to remind us that calling 911 should be for, you know, important stuff. Warning! Never listen to the Shallow End while sitting in a tub full of water while holding a plugged-in air fryer.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>It wasn't so much the burglarizing as it was what they did with the plunder. JG has the extremely disturbing, yet hilarious story. Then it's Lindsay's turn to remind us that calling 911 should be for, you know, important stuff. Warning! Never listen to the Shallow End while sitting in a tub full of water while holding a plugged-in air fryer.
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      <itunes:duration>2154</itunes:duration>
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      <title>TSE-035: Swallowing Random Marine Life</title>
      <description>What do you get when you mix two Australians, a ski resort, and bad planning? Lindsay has the details. Then JG regales us with stories of some very bad smuggling techniques. Warning! Episode 35 should never be re-heated in a plastic tray.

      
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      <pubDate>Wed, 25 Jan 2023 05:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>TSE-035: Swallowing Random Marine Life</itunes:title>
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      <itunes:author>Schnebly and Toth</itunes:author>
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      <itunes:subtitle>What do you get when you mix two Australians, a ski resort, and bad planning? Lindsay has the details. Then JG regales us with stories of some very bad smuggling techniques. Warning! Episode 35 should never be re-heated in a plastic tray.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>What do you get when you mix two Australians, a ski resort, and bad planning? Lindsay has the details. Then JG regales us with stories of some very bad smuggling techniques. Warning! Episode 35 should never be re-heated in a plastic tray.

      
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      <itunes:duration>2758</itunes:duration>
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      <title>TSE-034: Heineken And Freezer Cake</title>
      <description>JG warns us to be careful of what we re-gift for the holidays. Things could end in a horrific display of pyrotechnics. Then, Lindsay tells us about a stupid yet polite home invader that really likes chicken.  WARNING! Listening to episode 34  is an inherently dangerous undertaking. Make good choices and take personal responsibility for the outcome of your listening! Protect your privilege to listen to The Shallow End by not making the headlines or becoming a statistic.

      
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      <pubDate>Wed, 18 Jan 2023 05:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>TSE-034: Heineken And Freezer Cake</itunes:title>
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      <itunes:subtitle>JG warns us to be careful of what we re-gift for the holidays. Things could end in a horrific display of pyrotechnics. Then, Lindsay tells us about a stupid yet polite home invader that really likes chicken.  WARNING! Listening to episode 34  is an inherently dangerous undertaking. Make good choices and take personal responsibility for the outcome of your listening! Protect your privilege to listen to The Shallow End by not making the headlines or becoming a statistic.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>JG warns us to be careful of what we re-gift for the holidays. Things could end in a horrific display of pyrotechnics. Then, Lindsay tells us about a stupid yet polite home invader that really likes chicken.  WARNING! Listening to episode 34  is an inherently dangerous undertaking. Make good choices and take personal responsibility for the outcome of your listening! Protect your privilege to listen to The Shallow End by not making the headlines or becoming a statistic.

      
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        <p>JG warns us to be careful of what we re-gift for the holidays. Things could end in a horrific display of pyrotechnics. Then, Lindsay tells us about a stupid yet polite home invader that really likes chicken.  WARNING! Listening to episode 34  is an inherently dangerous undertaking. Make good choices and take personal responsibility for the outcome of your listening! Protect your privilege to listen to The Shallow End by not making the headlines or becoming a statistic.</p>
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      <itunes:duration>1885</itunes:duration>
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      <title>TSE-033: Nostradamus, Copernicus And Elon Musk</title>
      <description>If we've said it once, we've said it a hundred times. Stop setting things on fire! Lindsay has details. And then, Jg wants you to know that there's a time and place for drunken golf cart hijinx.  Tumble dry episode 33 on low heat only.


      
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      <pubDate>Wed, 11 Jan 2023 05:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>TSE-033: Nostradamus, Copernicus And Elon Musk</itunes:title>
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      <itunes:subtitle>If we've said it once, we've said it a hundred times. Stop setting things on fire! Lindsay has details. And then, Jg wants you to know that there's a time and place for drunken golf cart hijinx.  Tumble dry episode 33 on low heat only.


</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>If we've said it once, we've said it a hundred times. Stop setting things on fire! Lindsay has details. And then, Jg wants you to know that there's a time and place for drunken golf cart hijinx.  Tumble dry episode 33 on low heat only.


      
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      <itunes:duration>2294</itunes:duration>
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      <title>TSE-032: Flames, Smoke And Noxious Fumes</title>
      <description>There are just some things one shouldn't put in one's pants. JG has the blow-by-blow details. And then Lindsay asks the question, " What's the most embarrassing reason to go to the emergency room?" He then answers that very question. Caution: Episode 32's filling is hot.


      
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      <pubDate>Wed, 04 Jan 2023 05:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>TSE-032: Flames, Smoke And Noxious Fumes</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Schnebly and Toth</itunes:author>
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      <itunes:subtitle>There are just some things one shouldn't put in one's pants. JG has the blow-by-blow details. And then Lindsay asks the question, " What's the most embarrassing reason to go to the emergency room?" He then answers that very question. Caution: Episode 32's filling is hot.
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      <itunes:summary>There are just some things one shouldn't put in one's pants. JG has the blow-by-blow details. And then Lindsay asks the question, " What's the most embarrassing reason to go to the emergency room?" He then answers that very question. Caution: Episode 32's filling is hot.


      
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      <itunes:duration>1640</itunes:duration>
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      <title>TSE-031: Train Wrecks, Love and Rockets</title>
      <description>Lindsay tells us about one of the most popular forms of mass entertainment a century ago. It involved explosions, shrapnel, and twisted steel wreckage. And then JG has the hilarious mishaps of a prankster with little common sense. Warning! Discontinue listening to episode 31 if minor intestinal cramping persists.

      
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      <pubDate>Wed, 28 Dec 2022 05:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>TSE-031: Train Wrecks, Love and Rockets</itunes:title>
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      <itunes:subtitle>Lindsay tells us about one of the most popular forms of mass entertainment a century ago. It involved explosions, shrapnel, and twisted steel wreckage. And then JG has the hilarious mishaps of a prankster with little common sense. Warning! Discontinue listening to episode 31 if minor intestinal cramping persists.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Lindsay tells us about one of the most popular forms of mass entertainment a century ago. It involved explosions, shrapnel, and twisted steel wreckage. And then JG has the hilarious mishaps of a prankster with little common sense. Warning! Discontinue listening to episode 31 if minor intestinal cramping persists.

      
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      <itunes:duration>2365</itunes:duration>
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      <title>TSE-030: Plotting An Imaginary Shed Theft</title>
      <description>What happens when you're attempting to steal a trailer, but you're not too bright? JG has the amusing details. And then Lindsay tells us why we should never fiddle about with the weather. Episode 30 is not an actual attorney but a paid spokesperson.
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      <pubDate>Wed, 21 Dec 2022 05:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>TSE-030: Plotting An Imaginary Shed Theft</itunes:title>
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      <itunes:subtitle>What happens when you're attempting to steal a trailer, but you're not too bright? JG has the amusing details. And then Lindsay tells us why we should never fiddle about with the weather. Episode 30 is not an actual attorney but a paid spokesperson. </itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>What happens when you're attempting to steal a trailer, but you're not too bright? JG has the amusing details. And then Lindsay tells us why we should never fiddle about with the weather. Episode 30 is not an actual attorney but a paid spokesperson.
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      <itunes:duration>2062</itunes:duration>
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      <title>TSE-029: Partying With Freezer Ghosts</title>
      <description>Apparently, there was a recent spate of incredibly bad decisions at a Minnesota middle school. Lindsay has the chilling details. Then JG regales us with a tale involving bad timing, stupidity, and a Chicago muffler shop. Avoid allowing episode 29 coming in contact with mucous membranes.


      
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      <pubDate>Wed, 14 Dec 2022 05:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>TSE-029: Partying With Freezer Ghosts</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Schnebly and Toth</itunes:author>
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      <itunes:subtitle>Apparently, there was a recent spate of incredibly bad decisions at a Minnesota middle school. Lindsay has the chilling details. Then JG regales us with a tale involving bad timing, stupidity, and a Chicago muffler shop. Avoid allowing episode 29 coming in contact with mucous membranes.


</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Apparently, there was a recent spate of incredibly bad decisions at a Minnesota middle school. Lindsay has the chilling details. Then JG regales us with a tale involving bad timing, stupidity, and a Chicago muffler shop. Avoid allowing episode 29 coming in contact with mucous membranes.


      
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      <title>TSE-028: An Impetuous Leisure Activity </title>
      <description>Some sports fans take things a bit too far. Jethro has the details of this cautionary tale. Then Lindsay asks, "can a house divided stand after all?" Attention!  Tumble dry episode 28 on low heat only.


      
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      <pubDate>Wed, 07 Dec 2022 05:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>TSE-028: An Impetuous Leisure Activity </itunes:title>
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      <itunes:author>Schnebly and Toth</itunes:author>
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      <itunes:subtitle>Some sports fans take things a bit too far. Jethro has the details of this cautionary tale. Then Lindsay asks, "can a house divided stand after all?" Attention!  Tumble dry episode 28 on low heat only.


</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Some sports fans take things a bit too far. Jethro has the details of this cautionary tale. Then Lindsay asks, "can a house divided stand after all?" Attention!  Tumble dry episode 28 on low heat only.


      
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      <title>TSE-027: Clanging Across The Kitchen Floor</title>
      <description>The title for the world's stupidest bank robber is a very competitive division. However, Lindsay may have found a leading contender. Then, Jethro tells us about a bugler who just can't get a break. Attention! If an emergency occurs while listening to episode 27, an oxygen mask will drop down from the compartment above your head.


      
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      <pubDate>Wed, 30 Nov 2022 05:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>TSE-027: Clanging Across The Kitchen Floor</itunes:title>
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      <itunes:author>Schnebly and Toth</itunes:author>
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      <itunes:subtitle>The title for the world's stupidest bank robber is a very competitive division. However, Lindsay may have found a leading contender. Then, Jethro tells us about a bugler who just can't get a break. Attention! If an emergency occurs while listening to episode 27, an oxygen mask will drop down from the compartment above your head.


</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>The title for the world's stupidest bank robber is a very competitive division. However, Lindsay may have found a leading contender. Then, Jethro tells us about a bugler who just can't get a break. Attention! If an emergency occurs while listening to episode 27, an oxygen mask will drop down from the compartment above your head.


      
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      <title>TSE-026: A Bricklayer's Tale</title>
      <description>Sometimes Karma is not so instant. Sometimes it takes decades. JG has the details. And then, Lindsay regales us with what is possibly the most hilarious accident report ever filed. Caution! Listening to episode 26 is an inherently dangerous undertaking. 

      
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      <pubDate>Wed, 23 Nov 2022 05:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>TSE-026: A Bricklayer's Tale</itunes:title>
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      <itunes:subtitle>Sometimes Karma is not so instant. Sometimes it takes decades. JG has the details. And then, Lindsay regales us with what is possibly the most hilarious accident report ever filed. Caution! Listening to episode 26 is an inherently dangerous undertaking. </itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Sometimes Karma is not so instant. Sometimes it takes decades. JG has the details. And then, Lindsay regales us with what is possibly the most hilarious accident report ever filed. Caution! Listening to episode 26 is an inherently dangerous undertaking. 

      
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      <itunes:duration>1653</itunes:duration>
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      <title>TSE-025: Dousing The Flaming Appendage </title>
      <description>Jethro has a surprisingly hilarious story involving a propane torch and a pail of gasoline. And then Lindsay reminds us to never underestimate our senior citizens. Especially those that are heavily armed. Warning! Episode 25 should never be listened to near an open flame.

      
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      <pubDate>Wed, 16 Nov 2022 05:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>TSE-025: Dousing The Flaming Appendage </itunes:title>
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      <itunes:author>Schnebly and Toth</itunes:author>
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      <itunes:subtitle>Jethro has a surprisingly hilarious story involving a propane torch and a pail of gasoline. And then Lindsay reminds us to never underestimate our senior citizens. Especially those that are heavily armed. Warning! Episode 25 should never be listened to near an open flame.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Jethro has a surprisingly hilarious story involving a propane torch and a pail of gasoline. And then Lindsay reminds us to never underestimate our senior citizens. Especially those that are heavily armed. Warning! Episode 25 should never be listened to near an open flame.

      
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      <itunes:duration>2084</itunes:duration>
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      <title>TSE-024: Janitorial Resentment</title>
      <description>What do three hapless middle school janitors have in common with Bill Murray's character from the movie Caddyshack? JG has the story of a very resilient gopher who gets the last laugh. Then Lindsay warns us of the dangers involved when you're not a very good smuggler. Warning! Episode 24 is for external use only.


      
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      <pubDate>Wed, 09 Nov 2022 05:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>TSE-024: Janitorial Resentment</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Schnebly and Toth</itunes:author>
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      <itunes:subtitle>What do three hapless middle school janitors have in common with Bill Murray's character from the movie Caddyshack? JG has the story of a very resilient gopher who gets the last laugh. Then Lindsay warns us of the dangers involved when you're not a very good smuggler. Warning! Episode 24 is for external use only.


</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>What do three hapless middle school janitors have in common with Bill Murray's character from the movie Caddyshack? JG has the story of a very resilient gopher who gets the last laugh. Then Lindsay warns us of the dangers involved when you're not a very good smuggler. Warning! Episode 24 is for external use only.


      
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      <itunes:duration>1766</itunes:duration>
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      <title>TSE-023: Losing Your Money While Not Wearing Pants</title>
      <description>Lindsay has the best "pull my finger" story ever while Jethro explains why a burglar with a gambling addiction is a dangerous combination. Warning! Do not puncture, incinerate, or store episode 23 above 120 degrees Fahrenheit.
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      <pubDate>Wed, 02 Nov 2022 04:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>TSE-023: Losing Your Money While Not Wearing Pants</itunes:title>
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      <itunes:author>Schnebly and Toth</itunes:author>
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      <itunes:summary>Lindsay has the best "pull my finger" story ever while Jethro explains why a burglar with a gambling addiction is a dangerous combination. Warning! Do not puncture, incinerate, or store episode 23 above 120 degrees Fahrenheit.
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        <![CDATA[<p>Lindsay has the best "pull my finger" story ever while Jethro explains why a burglar with a gambling addiction is a dangerous combination. Warning! Do not puncture, incinerate, or store episode 23 above 120 degrees Fahrenheit.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>1772</itunes:duration>
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      <title>TSE-022: A Sexy Sobriety Test</title>
      <description>Jethro has a story of a drunk Canadian who made bad choices and the police officer that punked him.  And then, a guy caused quite a scene on the Interstate all because he didn't want to pay for an Uber.  Hardhat and safety goggles are not required but are recommended when listening to Episode 22 of The Shallow End.


      
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      <pubDate>Wed, 26 Oct 2022 04:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>TSE-022: A Sexy Sobriety Test</itunes:title>
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      <itunes:author>Schnebly and Toth</itunes:author>
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      <itunes:subtitle>Jethro has a story of a drunk Canadian who made bad choices and the police officer that punked him.  And then, a guy caused quite a scene on the Interstate all because he didn't want to pay for an Uber.  Hardhat and safety goggles are not required but are recommended when listening to Episode 22 of The Shallow End.


</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Jethro has a story of a drunk Canadian who made bad choices and the police officer that punked him.  And then, a guy caused quite a scene on the Interstate all because he didn't want to pay for an Uber.  Hardhat and safety goggles are not required but are recommended when listening to Episode 22 of The Shallow End.


      
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      <title>TSE-021: Desperately Seeking Deven  </title>
      <description>Jumping out of a perfectly good airplane can have bad end results. Lindsay has the story. Then, Jethro tells us of a murderer who jumped bail and was on the lam for over three decades. Don't worry. He gets his in a most delightful way. Episode 22 is freshest if listened to before date on carton.


      
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      <pubDate>Wed, 19 Oct 2022 04:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>TSE-021: Desperately Seeking Deven  </itunes:title>
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      <itunes:subtitle>Jumping out of a perfectly good airplane can have bad end results. Lindsay has the story. Then, Jethro tells us of a murderer who jumped bail and was on the lam for over three decades. Don't worry. He gets his in a most delightful way. Episode 22 is freshest if listened to before date on carton.


</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Jumping out of a perfectly good airplane can have bad end results. Lindsay has the story. Then, Jethro tells us of a murderer who jumped bail and was on the lam for over three decades. Don't worry. He gets his in a most delightful way. Episode 22 is freshest if listened to before date on carton.


      
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      <title>TSE-020: Altering Your Prison Pajamas</title>
      <description>Don't you love it when a horrible person gets their comeuppance in the end? Jethro has the story. And then, Lindsay has details on why it's not a good idea to cut corners when constructing a major dam.  Warning! While listening to Episode 20, avoid contact with mucous membranes.


      
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      <pubDate>Wed, 12 Oct 2022 04:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>TSE-020: Altering Your Prison Pajamas</itunes:title>
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      <itunes:subtitle>Don't you love it when a horrible person gets their comeuppance in the end? Jethro has the story. And then, Lindsay has details on why it's not a good idea to cut corners when constructing a major dam.  Warning! While listening to Episode 20, avoid contact with mucous membranes.


</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Don't you love it when a horrible person gets their comeuppance in the end? Jethro has the story. And then, Lindsay has details on why it's not a good idea to cut corners when constructing a major dam.  Warning! While listening to Episode 20, avoid contact with mucous membranes.


      
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        <p>Don't you love it when a horrible person gets their comeuppance in the end? Jethro has the story. And then, Lindsay has details on why it's not a good idea to cut corners when constructing a major dam.  Warning! While listening to Episode 20, avoid contact with mucous membranes.</p><p><br></p>
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      <itunes:duration>2475</itunes:duration>
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      <title>TSE-019: Sensible Cadaver Shoes</title>
      <description>Jethro reports on a terrible mishap in the meat section at an Arizona Walmart. And then Lindsay gives us pointers on how not to burgle a store.  WARNING! Do not puncture, incinerate, or store episode 19 above 120 degrees Fahrenheit.

      
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      <pubDate>Wed, 05 Oct 2022 04:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>TSE-019: Sensible Cadaver Shoes</itunes:title>
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      <itunes:subtitle>Jethro reports on a terrible mishap in the meat section at an Arizona Walmart. And then Lindsay gives us pointers on how not to burgle a store.  WARNING! Do not puncture, incinerate, or store episode 19 above 120 degrees Fahrenheit.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Jethro reports on a terrible mishap in the meat section at an Arizona Walmart. And then Lindsay gives us pointers on how not to burgle a store.  WARNING! Do not puncture, incinerate, or store episode 19 above 120 degrees Fahrenheit.

      
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      <title>TSE-018: Exit Through The Sugarcane Field</title>
      <description>They say, "pride comes before the fall." Lindsay has a perfect example of this when one man decides his thievin' skills made him invincible. Then, Jethro reminds us that you can't learn everything from a Youtube video and that some things are best left to the professionals. Warning! Contents of Episode 18 may have settled during shipment.


      
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      <pubDate>Wed, 28 Sep 2022 04:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>TSE-018: Exit Through The Sugarcane Field</itunes:title>
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      <itunes:subtitle>They say, "pride comes before the fall." Lindsay has a perfect example of this when one man decides his thievin' skills made him invincible. Then, Jethro reminds us that you can't learn everything from a Youtube video and that some things are best left to the professionals. Warning! Contents of Episode 18 may have settled during shipment.


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      <itunes:summary>They say, "pride comes before the fall." Lindsay has a perfect example of this when one man decides his thievin' skills made him invincible. Then, Jethro reminds us that you can't learn everything from a Youtube video and that some things are best left to the professionals. Warning! Contents of Episode 18 may have settled during shipment.


      
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      <title>TSE-017: Trampoline Chicken Coop</title>
      <description>Some people will do anything for delicious fresh baked goods.  Jethro has a story of a guy who takes it to a whole different level. And then Lindsay has our very first listener-submitted story involving what would become an awesome display of pyrotechnics. Our 17th episode ontains a substantial amount of non-tobacco ingredients.


      
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      <pubDate>Wed, 21 Sep 2022 15:31:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>TSE-017: Trampoline Chicken Coop</itunes:title>
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      <itunes:subtitle>Some people will do anything for delicious fresh baked goods.  Jethro has a story of a guy who takes it to a whole different level. And then Lindsay has our very first listener-submitted story involving what would become an awesome display of pyrotechnics. Our 17th episode ontains a substantial amount of non-tobacco ingredients.


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      <itunes:summary>Some people will do anything for delicious fresh baked goods.  Jethro has a story of a guy who takes it to a whole different level. And then Lindsay has our very first listener-submitted story involving what would become an awesome display of pyrotechnics. Our 17th episode ontains a substantial amount of non-tobacco ingredients.


      
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      <title>TSE-016: Walking My Pig In The Panhandle </title>
      <description>Jethro has the story of a bank robber with extremely poor decision-making skills. Arresting police officers were bewildered.  And then, who hasn't had luggage lost or damaged by a baggage handler? One guy exacted the ultimate revenge after his guitar was destroyed by a major airline. Lindsay has the details. It's episode 16! Actual crash results may vary.


      
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      <pubDate>Wed, 14 Sep 2022 04:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>TSE-016: Walking My Pig In The Panhandle </itunes:title>
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      <itunes:author>Schnebly and Toth</itunes:author>
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      <itunes:subtitle>Jethro has the story of a bank robber with extremely poor decision-making skills. Arresting police officers were bewildered.  And then, who hasn't had luggage lost or damaged by a baggage handler? One guy exacted the ultimate revenge after his guitar was destroyed by a major airline. Lindsay has the details. It's episode 16! Actual crash results may vary.


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      <itunes:summary>Jethro has the story of a bank robber with extremely poor decision-making skills. Arresting police officers were bewildered.  And then, who hasn't had luggage lost or damaged by a baggage handler? One guy exacted the ultimate revenge after his guitar was destroyed by a major airline. Lindsay has the details. It's episode 16! Actual crash results may vary.


      
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      <title>TSE-015: It Must Have Been One Sexy Bench</title>
      <description>Things we learned this week in The Shallow End. Don't wear flip-flops when climbing Mount Fuji. Also, nobody likes a pantsless Batman. Lindsay has the details of an ill-advised live streamed event and Jethro talks about sexual escapades gone horribly wrong. Warning! Listening to The Shallow End does not enable you to fly.

      
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      <pubDate>Wed, 07 Sep 2022 04:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>TSE-015: It Must Have Been One Sexy Bench</itunes:title>
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      <itunes:subtitle>Things we learned this week in The Shallow End. Don't wear flip-flops when climbing Mount Fuji. Also, nobody likes a pantsless Batman. Lindsay has the details of an ill-advised live streamed event and Jethro talks about sexual escapades gone horribly wrong. Warning! Listening to The Shallow End does not enable you to fly.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Things we learned this week in The Shallow End. Don't wear flip-flops when climbing Mount Fuji. Also, nobody likes a pantsless Batman. Lindsay has the details of an ill-advised live streamed event and Jethro talks about sexual escapades gone horribly wrong. Warning! Listening to The Shallow End does not enable you to fly.

      
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      <title>TSE-014: Never Believe A Drunken Engineer</title>
      <description>Lindsay has a story of a treasure hunt that went badly. Very, very badly. And then, can a time change be deadly? You bet it can! Jethro has all the details.  It's episode 14! Now available without a prescription!


      
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      <pubDate>Wed, 31 Aug 2022 04:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>TSE-014: Never Believe A Drunken Engineer</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Schnebly and Toth</itunes:author>
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      <itunes:subtitle>Lindsay has a story of a treasure hunt that went badly. Very, very badly. And then, can a time change be deadly? You bet it can! Jethro has all the details.  It's episode 14! Now available without a prescription!


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      <itunes:summary>Lindsay has a story of a treasure hunt that went badly. Very, very badly. And then, can a time change be deadly? You bet it can! Jethro has all the details.  It's episode 14! Now available without a prescription!


      
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      <title>TSE-013: Deadly Lawn Furniture</title>
      <description>Jethro has the ultimate story of instant karma involving a metal toilet. And then Lindsay delves into the dangers of lawnchair aeronautics. The little part of episode 13 which suffocates when the sharp part which gets hurt is swallowed is contained generously.


      
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      <pubDate>Wed, 24 Aug 2022 04:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>TSE-013: Deadly Lawn Furniture</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Schnebly and Toth</itunes:author>
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      <itunes:subtitle>Jethro has the ultimate story of instant karma involving a metal toilet. And then Lindsay delves into the dangers of lawnchair aeronautics. The little part of episode 13 which suffocates when the sharp part which gets hurt is swallowed is contained generously.


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      <itunes:summary>Jethro has the ultimate story of instant karma involving a metal toilet. And then Lindsay delves into the dangers of lawnchair aeronautics. The little part of episode 13 which suffocates when the sharp part which gets hurt is swallowed is contained generously.


      
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      <title>TSE-012: Prophylactic Pyrotechnics </title>
      <description>Ever mistakenly throw away over a half billion dollars? Well, one guy did. Lindsay has the details. And then Jethro has a difficult time deciding which story of stupid decisions to share. So he shares several.  Warning! Reheating episode 12 may cause it to warp.

      
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      <pubDate>Wed, 17 Aug 2022 04:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>TSE-012: Prophylactic Pyrotechnics </itunes:title>
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      <itunes:subtitle>Ever mistakenly throw away over a half billion dollars? Well, one guy did. Lindsay has the details. And then Jethro has a difficult time deciding which story of stupid decisions to share. So he shares several.  Warning! Reheating episode 12 may cause it to warp.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Ever mistakenly throw away over a half billion dollars? Well, one guy did. Lindsay has the details. And then Jethro has a difficult time deciding which story of stupid decisions to share. So he shares several.  Warning! Reheating episode 12 may cause it to warp.

      
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      <title>TSE-011: A Table Leg, A Broom And A Bottle of Shampoo</title>
      <description>It was a very embarrassing day for this particular would-be home invader. Jethro has the details. Then Lindsay reports on a volcano selfie attempt that goes off the rails in a hurry. The best safeguard, second only to abstinence, is listening to Episode 11.


      
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      <pubDate>Wed, 10 Aug 2022 04:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>TSE-011: A Table Leg, A Broom And A Bottle of Shampoo</itunes:title>
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      <itunes:subtitle>It was a very embarrassing day for this particular would-be home invader. Jethro has the details. Then Lindsay reports on a volcano selfie attempt that goes off the rails in a hurry. The best safeguard, second only to abstinence, is listening to Episode 11.


</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>It was a very embarrassing day for this particular would-be home invader. Jethro has the details. Then Lindsay reports on a volcano selfie attempt that goes off the rails in a hurry. The best safeguard, second only to abstinence, is listening to Episode 11.


      
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      <title>TSE-010: Comfortable Salmon Footwear</title>
      <description>Lindsay has a story of high-altitude Hijinx at 41,00 feet. It doesn't end well. And then, an all-you-can-eat Sushi promotion that goes bad before its freshness date. The slight variations in color and texture enhance the tenth episode's individual character and beauty and in no way are to be considered flaws or defects.

      
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      <pubDate>Wed, 03 Aug 2022 04:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>TSE-010: Comfortable Salmon Footwear</itunes:title>
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      <itunes:subtitle>Lindsay has a story of high-altitude Hijinx at 41,00 feet. It doesn't end well. And then, an all-you-can-eat Sushi promotion that goes bad before its freshness date. The slight variations in color and texture enhance the tenth episode's individual character and beauty and in no way are to be considered flaws or defects.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Lindsay has a story of high-altitude Hijinx at 41,00 feet. It doesn't end well. And then, an all-you-can-eat Sushi promotion that goes bad before its freshness date. The slight variations in color and texture enhance the tenth episode's individual character and beauty and in no way are to be considered flaws or defects.

      
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      <title>TSE-009: Fun With Mortar Shells</title>
      <description>Jethro tells the story of what could possibly be the most embarrassing trip to the emergency room. Then, what not to do when the power goes out. Lindsay has the details. Insurance regulations prohibit recipients from listening to Episode 9 without an escort.

      
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      <pubDate>Wed, 27 Jul 2022 04:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>TSE-009: Fun With Mortar Shells</itunes:title>
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      <itunes:summary>Jethro tells the story of what could possibly be the most embarrassing trip to the emergency room. Then, what not to do when the power goes out. Lindsay has the details. Insurance regulations prohibit recipients from listening to Episode 9 without an escort.

      
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      <title>TSE008: Diesel Fumes And Nazi Sweat</title>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 20 Jul 2022 04:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>TSE008: Diesel Fumes And Nazi Sweat</itunes:title>
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      <itunes:subtitle>JG reports on the hilarious sinking of a WW II Nazi U-Boat. And then, can you coach a team to the Little League World Series and still have the time to rob 13 banks? Lindsay has the answer.  If any defects in Episode 8 are discovered, do not attempt to repair them yourself, but return to an authorized Shallow End service center.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>JG reports on the hilarious sinking of a WW II Nazi U-Boat. And then, can you coach a team to the Little League World Series and still have the time to rob 13 banks? Lindsay has the answer.  If any defects in Episode 8 are discovered, do not attempt to repair them yourself, but return to an authorized Shallow End service center.

      
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      <itunes:duration>2347</itunes:duration>
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      <title>TSE007: Some Rope And A Couple Gallons Of Vegetable Oil </title>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 13 Jul 2022 04:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>TSE007: Some Rope And A Couple Gallons Of Vegetable Oil </itunes:title>
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      <itunes:subtitle>Some people can get extremely creative when it comes to breaking and entering. But if it's an alcohol-fueled idea, it rarely ends well. Lindsay has the details. And then JG has a story of serious courtroom failures that prove that there are few limits to some people's stupidity.  Episode 7 of The Shallow End is not a savings account and is not insured by the Federal Deposit Insurance Corporation.</itunes:subtitle>
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      <title>TSE006: Keep Your Piano Opinions To Yourself</title>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 06 Jul 2022 04:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>TSE006: Keep Your Piano Opinions To Yourself</itunes:title>
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      <itunes:subtitle>Can a messy house kill you? Yes. Yes, it can. Lindsay has the unbelievable details. And then, Jethro discovers that a little confidence can carry a person a long way. In this case, right to prison.  Episode six of The Shallow End is not intended for use as a dental drill.


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      <itunes:summary>Can a messy house kill you? Yes. Yes, it can. Lindsay has the unbelievable details. And then, Jethro discovers that a little confidence can carry a person a long way. In this case, right to prison.  Episode six of The Shallow End is not intended for use as a dental drill.


      
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      <title>TSE005: Broken Glass And A Feces Covered Iphone 12</title>
      <description>Lindsay tells us about a wacky party trick on the 24th floor of a highrise that went horribly wrong.  Jethro follows that with a light-hearted tale involving vault toilets and dog leashes. The contents of this episode of The Shallow End should not be fed to fish.

      
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      <pubDate>Wed, 29 Jun 2022 04:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>TSE005: Broken Glass And A Feces Covered Iphone 12</itunes:title>
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      <itunes:subtitle>Lindsay tells us about a wacky party trick on the 24th floor of a highrise that went horribly wrong.  Jethro follows that with a light-hearted tale involving vault toilets and dog leashes. The contents of this episode of The Shallow End should not be fed to fish.</itunes:subtitle>
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      <title>TSE004: I Had To Throw Away My Floor Mats</title>
      <description>Lindsay has a cautionary tale for would-be poachers wearing quality pants. Then, Jethro investigates a story about a car with a bad odor that nearly turned deadly. For comfortable and safe use of The Shallow End, please read the Safety &amp; Comfort Guide.


      
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      <pubDate>Wed, 22 Jun 2022 04:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>TSE004: I Had To Throw Away My Floor Mats</itunes:title>
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      <itunes:subtitle>Lindsay has a cautionary tale for would-be poachers wearing quality pants. Then, Jethro investigates a story about a car with a bad odor that nearly turned deadly. For comfortable and safe use of The Shallow End, please read the Safety &amp;amp; Comfort Guide.


</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Lindsay has a cautionary tale for would-be poachers wearing quality pants. Then, Jethro investigates a story about a car with a bad odor that nearly turned deadly. For comfortable and safe use of The Shallow End, please read the Safety &amp; Comfort Guide.


      
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      <title>TSE003: Fascinating Dresser Drawer Stories </title>
      <description>JG tells us about an extremely bizarre circus act that left many traumatized. Others, however, found it hilarious. And then, a Facebook fail that led to prison time. Lindsay has all the ridiculous details. Episode 3 of TSE is not to be combined with radioisotopes except under the advice of a physician.


      
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      <pubDate>Sun, 19 Jun 2022 00:40:53 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>TSE003: Fascinating Dresser Drawer Stories </itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Schnebly and Toth</itunes:author>
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      <itunes:subtitle>JG tells us about an extremely bizarre circus act that left many traumatized. Others, however, found it hilarious. And then, a Facebook fail that led to prison time. Lindsay has all the ridiculous details. Episode 3 of TSE is not to be combined with radioisotopes except under the advice of a physician.


</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>JG tells us about an extremely bizarre circus act that left many traumatized. Others, however, found it hilarious. And then, a Facebook fail that led to prison time. Lindsay has all the ridiculous details. Episode 3 of TSE is not to be combined with radioisotopes except under the advice of a physician.


      
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      <title>TSE002: Those Scarlet Pants Are Fetching</title>
      <description>It takes bravery and careful planning to become a professional stuntman. Unfortunately, William didn't have the latter. Then we hear the story of a very bitter man whose puttering in the garage turned deadly. Neither the seller nor the manufacturer will be liable for any brain damage arising from listening to The Shallow End.


      
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      <pubDate>Thu, 16 Jun 2022 22:53:29 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>TSE002: Those Scarlet Pants Are Fetching</itunes:title>
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      <itunes:author>Schnebly and Toth</itunes:author>
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      <itunes:subtitle>It takes bravery and careful planning to become a professional stuntman. Unfortunately, William didn't have the latter. Then we hear the story of a very bitter man whose puttering in the garage turned deadly. Neither the seller nor the manufacturer will be liable for any brain damage arising from listening to The Shallow End.


</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>It takes bravery and careful planning to become a professional stuntman. Unfortunately, William didn't have the latter. Then we hear the story of a very bitter man whose puttering in the garage turned deadly. Neither the seller nor the manufacturer will be liable for any brain damage arising from listening to The Shallow End.


      
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