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    <title>The Constant: A History of Getting Things Wrong</title>
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    <copyright>Copyright 2021 The Constant: A History of Getting Things Wrong</copyright>
    <description>A podcast about exactly what it says it is: examining the bad ideas, mistakes and accidents that misshaped our world.</description>
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    <itunes:subtitle>The Constant: A History of Getting Things Wrong hosted by Mark Chrisler</itunes:subtitle>
    <itunes:author>Mark Chrisler</itunes:author>
    <itunes:summary>A podcast about exactly what it says it is: examining the bad ideas, mistakes and accidents that misshaped our world.</itunes:summary>
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      <itunes:name>Mark Chrisler</itunes:name>
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      <title>The Valley of Death, Part One</title>
      <description>Here's a change: a history of getting something RIGHT.

Eventually.

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      <pubDate>Tue, 05 May 2026 07:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:summary>Here's a change: a history of getting something RIGHT.

Eventually.

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        <![CDATA[<p>Here's a change: a history of getting something RIGHT.</p>
<p>Eventually.</p>
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      <title>When in Rome?</title>
      <description>When is a jar not a jar?

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      <pubDate>Tue, 21 Apr 2026 07:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:summary>When is a jar not a jar?

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        <![CDATA[<p>When is a jar not a jar?</p>
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      <title>The Last Alchemist, Part Two</title>
      <description>The rousing conclusion, now with verifiable events and personages!

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      <pubDate>Tue, 07 Apr 2026 07:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:summary>The rousing conclusion, now with verifiable events and personages!

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        <![CDATA[<p>The rousing conclusion, now with verifiable events and personages!</p>
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      <title>The Last Alchemist, Part One</title>
      <description>To get to the last, we should start at the first. But since we have no idea who that might've been, we'll just start here.

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      <pubDate>Tue, 24 Mar 2026 07:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Mark Chrisler</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle></itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>To get to the last, we should start at the first. But since we have no idea who that might've been, we'll just start here.

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        <![CDATA[<p>To get to the last, we should start at the first. But since we have no idea who that might've been, we'll just start here.</p>
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      <title>Perpetuum Mobile Redux</title>
      <description>Let's try this one more time. Forever.

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      <pubDate>Tue, 10 Mar 2026 07:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Mark Chrisler</itunes:author>
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      <itunes:summary>Let's try this one more time. Forever.

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        <![CDATA[<p>Let's try this one more time. Forever.</p>
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      <title>Jumping Jack Flash (It's a Gas Gas Gas)</title>
      <description>Time for some ol' fashioned mass hysteria.

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      <pubDate>Tue, 24 Feb 2026 08:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Mark Chrisler</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle></itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Time for some ol' fashioned mass hysteria.

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        <![CDATA[<p>Time for some ol' fashioned mass hysteria.</p>
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      <title>Peace Forever</title>
      <description>It's only an analogy if you want it to be. 

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      <pubDate>Tue, 10 Feb 2026 08:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:author>Mark Chrisler</itunes:author>
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      <itunes:summary>It's only an analogy if you want it to be. 

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        <![CDATA[<p>It's only an analogy if you want it to be. </p>
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      <title>Great Lakes Pirates, Part 3: Rebels</title>
      <description>Of confederates and con-men.

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      <pubDate>Tue, 27 Jan 2026 08:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:summary>Of confederates and con-men.

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        <![CDATA[<p>Of confederates and con-men.</p>
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      <title>Great Lakes Pirates, Part 2: Shiver Me Timbers</title>
      <description>Thar be wood.

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      <pubDate>Tue, 13 Jan 2026 08:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:summary>Thar be wood.

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        <![CDATA[<p>Thar be wood.</p>
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      <title>Great Lakes Pirates, Part 1: Pirate Bill</title>
      <description>Arg, me mateys. 

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      <pubDate>Tue, 30 Dec 2025 08:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:author>Mark Chrisler</itunes:author>
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      <itunes:summary>Arg, me mateys. 

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        <![CDATA[<p>Arg, me mateys. </p>
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      <title>The Christmas Bullet &amp; It's Wonderful (Redux)</title>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 16 Dec 2025 08:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:author>Mark Chrisler</itunes:author>
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      <itunes:summary>Two classic Constant Christmas episodes, remade in higher quality, and available ad-free for Patreon subscribers. That could be you!

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      <title>Santa's Secret Super Stories</title>
      <description>Down through the chimney, click click click, it's three bonus stories from the Patreon secret feed!

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      <pubDate>Tue, 02 Dec 2025 08:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:author>Mark Chrisler</itunes:author>
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      <itunes:summary>Down through the chimney, click click click, it's three bonus stories from the Patreon secret feed!

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        <![CDATA[<p>Down through the chimney, click click click, it's three bonus stories from the Patreon secret feed!</p>
<p>Check out: <a href="https://cms.megaphone.fm/organizations/49030b9e-6e7b-11ec-9fbd-ff69d6d10229/podcasts/0d943e74-5dd8-11ec-8fbb-6744ba112d39/episodes/41ea0ae6-16b4-11ee-9f3e-5b0998598c31/indeed.com/theconstant">⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠indeed.com/theconstant⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠</a> now to start hiring<br>Visit our <a href="https://patreon.com/theconstant">⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Patreon here⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠</a>. <br>You too can get ad-free, early episodes, starting now!<a href="https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirts/the-constant-podcast">⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠​​⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠</a>   <br><a href="https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirts/the-constant-podcast">⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠BUY OUR MERCH, YOU FILTHY ANIMALS!⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠</a> ​ ​<br><strong>The Constant is part of the </strong><a href="https://www.airwavemedia.com/">⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠<strong>Airwave Media</strong>⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠</a><strong> podcast network.</strong>​​ ​​ ​ ​​​<br>​Interested in advertising on The Constant? Email <a href="mailto:sales@advertisecast.com">⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠sales@advertisecast.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠</a> to get on board!</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>Paper Blankets</title>
      <description>Dust in the wind. All we are is dust in the wind. Even more so: our stuff.

Send me your best "I bet you didn't know that" story in an audio file to ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠tellmesomethingconstant@gmail.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠ ⁠⁠⁠ ⁠Check out: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠indeed.com/theconstant⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ now to start hiringVisit our ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Patreon here⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠. You too can get ad-free, early episodes, starting now!⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠​​⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠   ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠BUY OUR MERCH, YOU FILTHY ANIMALS!⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ​ ​The Constant is part of the ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Airwave Media⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ podcast network.​​ ​​ ​ ​​​Interested in advertising on The Constant? Email ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠sales@advertisecast.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ to get on board!
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      <pubDate>Tue, 18 Nov 2025 08:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Mark Chrisler</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle></itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Dust in the wind. All we are is dust in the wind. Even more so: our stuff.

Send me your best "I bet you didn't know that" story in an audio file to ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠tellmesomethingconstant@gmail.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠ ⁠⁠⁠ ⁠Check out: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠indeed.com/theconstant⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ now to start hiringVisit our ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Patreon here⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠. You too can get ad-free, early episodes, starting now!⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠​​⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠   ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠BUY OUR MERCH, YOU FILTHY ANIMALS!⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ​ ​The Constant is part of the ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Airwave Media⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ podcast network.​​ ​​ ​ ​​​Interested in advertising on The Constant? Email ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠sales@advertisecast.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ to get on board!
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        <![CDATA[<p>Dust in the wind. All we are is dust in the wind. Even more so: our stuff.</p>
<p>Send me your best "I bet you didn't know that" story in an audio file to <a href="mailto:tellmesomethingconstant@gmail.com">⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠tellmesomethingconstant@gmail.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠ ⁠⁠⁠ ⁠<br></a>Check out: <a href="https://cms.megaphone.fm/organizations/49030b9e-6e7b-11ec-9fbd-ff69d6d10229/podcasts/0d943e74-5dd8-11ec-8fbb-6744ba112d39/episodes/41ea0ae6-16b4-11ee-9f3e-5b0998598c31/indeed.com/theconstant">⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠indeed.com/theconstant⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠</a> now to start hiringVisit our <a href="https://patreon.com/theconstant">⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Patreon here⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠</a>. You too can get ad-free, early episodes, starting now!<a href="https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirts/the-constant-podcast">⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠​​⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠</a>   <a href="https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirts/the-constant-podcast">⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠BUY OUR MERCH, YOU FILTHY ANIMALS!⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠</a> ​ ​<strong>The Constant is part of the </strong><a href="https://www.airwavemedia.com/">⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠<strong>Airwave Media</strong>⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠</a><strong> podcast network.</strong>​​ ​​ ​ ​​​Interested in advertising on The Constant? Email <a href="mailto:sales@advertisecast.com">⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠sales@advertisecast.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠</a> to get on board!</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>A P Hill to Die on</title>
      <description>All your base are belong to U.S.

Send me your best "I bet you didn't know that" story in an audio file to ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠tellmesomethingconstant@gmail.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠ ⁠⁠⁠Check out: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠indeed.com/theconstant⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ now to start hiringVisit our ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Patreon here⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠. You too can get ad-free, early episodes, starting now!⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠​​⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠   ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠BUY OUR MERCH, YOU FILTHY ANIMALS!⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ​ ​The Constant is part of the ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Airwave Media⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ podcast network.​​ ​​ ​ ​​​Interested in advertising on The Constant? Email ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠sales@advertisecast.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ to get on board!
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      <pubDate>Tue, 04 Nov 2025 08:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Mark Chrisler</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle></itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>All your base are belong to U.S.

Send me your best "I bet you didn't know that" story in an audio file to ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠tellmesomethingconstant@gmail.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠ ⁠⁠⁠Check out: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠indeed.com/theconstant⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ now to start hiringVisit our ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Patreon here⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠. You too can get ad-free, early episodes, starting now!⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠​​⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠   ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠BUY OUR MERCH, YOU FILTHY ANIMALS!⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ​ ​The Constant is part of the ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Airwave Media⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ podcast network.​​ ​​ ​ ​​​Interested in advertising on The Constant? Email ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠sales@advertisecast.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ to get on board!
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        <![CDATA[<p>All your base are belong to U.S.</p>
<p>Send me your best "I bet you didn't know that" story in an audio file to <a href="mailto:tellmesomethingconstant@gmail.com">⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠tellmesomethingconstant@gmail.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠ ⁠⁠⁠<br></a>Check out: <a href="https://cms.megaphone.fm/organizations/49030b9e-6e7b-11ec-9fbd-ff69d6d10229/podcasts/0d943e74-5dd8-11ec-8fbb-6744ba112d39/episodes/41ea0ae6-16b4-11ee-9f3e-5b0998598c31/indeed.com/theconstant">⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠indeed.com/theconstant⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠</a> now to start hiring<br>Visit our <a href="https://patreon.com/theconstant">⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Patreon here⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠</a>. You too can get ad-free, early episodes, starting now!<a href="https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirts/the-constant-podcast">⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠​​⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠</a>   <a href="https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirts/the-constant-podcast">⁠<br>⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠BUY OUR MERCH, YOU FILTHY ANIMALS!⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠</a> ​ ​<br><strong>The Constant is part of the </strong><a href="https://www.airwavemedia.com/">⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠<strong>Airwave Media</strong>⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠</a><strong> podcast network.</strong>​​ ​​ ​ ​​<br>​Interested in advertising on The Constant? Email <a href="mailto:sales@advertisecast.com">⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠sales@advertisecast.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠</a> to get on board!</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>The Revenants</title>
      <description>Let your imagination go wild.

Send me your best "I bet you didn't know that" story in an audio file to ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠tellmesomethingconstant@gmail.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠ ⁠⁠Check out: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠indeed.com/theconstant⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ now to start hiringVisit our ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Patreon here⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠. You too can get ad-free, early episodes, starting now!⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠​​⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠   ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠BUY OUR MERCH, YOU FILTHY ANIMALS!⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ​ ​The Constant is part of the ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Airwave Media⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ podcast network.​​ ​​ ​ ​​Interested in advertising on The Constant? Email ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠sales@advertisecast.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ to get on board!
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      <pubDate>Tue, 21 Oct 2025 07:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Mark Chrisler</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle></itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Let your imagination go wild.

Send me your best "I bet you didn't know that" story in an audio file to ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠tellmesomethingconstant@gmail.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠ ⁠⁠Check out: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠indeed.com/theconstant⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ now to start hiringVisit our ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Patreon here⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠. You too can get ad-free, early episodes, starting now!⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠​​⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠   ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠BUY OUR MERCH, YOU FILTHY ANIMALS!⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ​ ​The Constant is part of the ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Airwave Media⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ podcast network.​​ ​​ ​ ​​Interested in advertising on The Constant? Email ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠sales@advertisecast.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ to get on board!
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        <![CDATA[<p>Let your imagination go wild.</p>
<p>Send me your best "I bet you didn't know that" story in an audio file to <a href="mailto:tellmesomethingconstant@gmail.com">⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠tellmesomethingconstant@gmail.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠ ⁠⁠</a>Check out: <a href="https://cms.megaphone.fm/organizations/49030b9e-6e7b-11ec-9fbd-ff69d6d10229/podcasts/0d943e74-5dd8-11ec-8fbb-6744ba112d39/episodes/41ea0ae6-16b4-11ee-9f3e-5b0998598c31/indeed.com/theconstant">⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠indeed.com/theconstant⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠</a> now to start hiringVisit our <a href="https://patreon.com/theconstant">⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Patreon here⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠</a>. You too can get ad-free, early episodes, starting now!<a href="https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirts/the-constant-podcast">⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠​​⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠</a>   <a href="https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirts/the-constant-podcast">⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠BUY OUR MERCH, YOU FILTHY ANIMALS!⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠</a> ​ ​<strong>The Constant is part of the </strong><a href="https://www.airwavemedia.com/">⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠<strong>Airwave Media</strong>⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠</a><strong> podcast network.</strong>​​ ​​ ​ ​​Interested in advertising on The Constant? Email <a href="mailto:sales@advertisecast.com">⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠sales@advertisecast.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠</a> to get on board!</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>Tice and The Tornado</title>
      <description>I can virtually guarantee that you've never heard this story before. As no one has, for at least the last century.

Send me your best "I bet you didn't know that" story in an audio file to ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠tellmesomethingconstant@gmail.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠ ⁠Check out: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠indeed.com/theconstant⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ now to start hiringVisit our ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Patreon here⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠. You too can get ad-free, early episodes, starting now!⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠​​⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠   ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠BUY OUR MERCH, YOU FILTHY ANIMALS!⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ​ ​The Constant is part of the ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Airwave Media⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ podcast network.​​ ​​ ​ ​​Interested in advertising on The Constant? Email ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠sales@advertisecast.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ to get on board!
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      <pubDate>Tue, 07 Oct 2025 07:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Mark Chrisler</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle></itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>I can virtually guarantee that you've never heard this story before. As no one has, for at least the last century.

Send me your best "I bet you didn't know that" story in an audio file to ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠tellmesomethingconstant@gmail.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠ ⁠Check out: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠indeed.com/theconstant⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ now to start hiringVisit our ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Patreon here⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠. You too can get ad-free, early episodes, starting now!⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠​​⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠   ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠BUY OUR MERCH, YOU FILTHY ANIMALS!⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ​ ​The Constant is part of the ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Airwave Media⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ podcast network.​​ ​​ ​ ​​Interested in advertising on The Constant? Email ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠sales@advertisecast.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ to get on board!
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        <![CDATA[<p>I can virtually guarantee that you've never heard this story before. As no one has, for at least the last century.</p>
<p>Send me your best "I bet you didn't know that" story in an audio file to <a href="mailto:tellmesomethingconstant@gmail.com">⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠tellmesomethingconstant@gmail.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠ ⁠</a><br>Check out: <a href="https://cms.megaphone.fm/organizations/49030b9e-6e7b-11ec-9fbd-ff69d6d10229/podcasts/0d943e74-5dd8-11ec-8fbb-6744ba112d39/episodes/41ea0ae6-16b4-11ee-9f3e-5b0998598c31/indeed.com/theconstant">⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠indeed.com/theconstant⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠</a> now to start hiring<br>Visit our <a href="https://patreon.com/theconstant">⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Patreon here⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠</a>. <br>You too can get ad-free, early episodes, starting now!<a href="https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirts/the-constant-podcast">⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠​​⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠</a>   <a href="https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirts/the-constant-podcast">⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠<br>BUY OUR MERCH, YOU FILTHY ANIMALS!⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠</a> ​ ​<br><strong>The Constant is part of the </strong><a href="https://www.airwavemedia.com/">⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠<strong>Airwave Media</strong>⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠</a><strong> podcast network.</strong>​​ ​​ ​ ​<br>​Interested in advertising on The Constant? Email <a href="mailto:sales@advertisecast.com">⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠sales@advertisecast.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠</a> to get on board!</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>How To Disappear Completely</title>
      <description>(And Eventually Be Found)

Send me your best "I bet you didn't know that" story in an audio file to ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠tellmesomethingconstant@gmail.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠Check out: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠indeed.com/theconstant⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ now to start hiringVisit our ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Patreon here⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠. You too can get ad-free, early episodes, starting now!⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠​​⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠  BUY OUR MERCH, YOU FILTHY ANIMALS!⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ​​The Constant is part of the ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Airwave Media⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ podcast network.​​ ​​ ​ ​Interested in advertising on The Constant? Email ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠sales@advertisecast.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ to get on board!
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      <pubDate>Tue, 23 Sep 2025 07:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:author>Mark Chrisler</itunes:author>
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      <itunes:summary>(And Eventually Be Found)

Send me your best "I bet you didn't know that" story in an audio file to ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠tellmesomethingconstant@gmail.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠Check out: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠indeed.com/theconstant⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ now to start hiringVisit our ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Patreon here⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠. You too can get ad-free, early episodes, starting now!⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠​​⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠  BUY OUR MERCH, YOU FILTHY ANIMALS!⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ​​The Constant is part of the ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Airwave Media⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ podcast network.​​ ​​ ​ ​Interested in advertising on The Constant? Email ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠sales@advertisecast.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ to get on board!
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        <![CDATA[<p>(And Eventually Be Found)</p>
<p>Send me your best "I bet you didn't know that" story in an audio file to <a href="mailto:tellmesomethingconstant@gmail.com">⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠tellmesomethingconstant@gmail.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠<br></a>Check out: <a href="https://cms.megaphone.fm/organizations/49030b9e-6e7b-11ec-9fbd-ff69d6d10229/podcasts/0d943e74-5dd8-11ec-8fbb-6744ba112d39/episodes/41ea0ae6-16b4-11ee-9f3e-5b0998598c31/indeed.com/theconstant">⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠indeed.com/theconstant⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠</a> now to start hiring<br>Visit our <a href="https://patreon.com/theconstant">⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Patreon here⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠</a>. <br>You too can get ad-free, early episodes, starting now!<a href="https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirts/the-constant-podcast">⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠​​⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠</a> <br> <a href="https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirts/the-constant-podcast">⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠  BUY OUR MERCH, YOU FILTHY ANIMALS!⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠</a> ​<br>​<strong>The Constant is part of the </strong><a href="https://www.airwavemedia.com/">⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠<strong>Airwave Media</strong>⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠</a><strong> podcast network.</strong>​​ ​​ ​ ​Interested in advertising on The Constant? Email <a href="mailto:sales@advertisecast.com">⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠sales@advertisecast.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠</a> to get on board!</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>Tell Me Something I Don't Know (Volume 2)</title>
      <description>More stories! More mea culpas! More NAPOLEON! This one's got it all.

Send me your best "I bet you didn't know that" story in an audio file to ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠tellmesomethingconstant@gmail.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Check out: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠indeed.com/theconstant⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ now to start hiringVisit our ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Patreon here⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠. You too can get ad-free, early episodes, starting now!⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠​​⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ BUY OUR MERCH, YOU FILTHY ANIMALS!⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ​The Constant is part of the ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Airwave Media⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ podcast network.​​ ​​ ​​Interested in advertising on The Constant? Email ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠sales@advertisecast.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ to get on board!
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      <pubDate>Tue, 09 Sep 2025 07:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Mark Chrisler</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle></itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>More stories! More mea culpas! More NAPOLEON! This one's got it all.

Send me your best "I bet you didn't know that" story in an audio file to ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠tellmesomethingconstant@gmail.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Check out: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠indeed.com/theconstant⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ now to start hiringVisit our ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Patreon here⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠. You too can get ad-free, early episodes, starting now!⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠​​⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ BUY OUR MERCH, YOU FILTHY ANIMALS!⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ​The Constant is part of the ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Airwave Media⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ podcast network.​​ ​​ ​​Interested in advertising on The Constant? Email ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠sales@advertisecast.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ to get on board!
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        <![CDATA[<p>More stories! More mea culpas! More NAPOLEON! This one's got it all.</p>
<p>Send me your best "I bet you didn't know that" story in an audio file to <a href="mailto:tellmesomethingconstant@gmail.com">⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠tellmesomethingconstant@gmail.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠<br></a>Check out: <a href="https://cms.megaphone.fm/organizations/49030b9e-6e7b-11ec-9fbd-ff69d6d10229/podcasts/0d943e74-5dd8-11ec-8fbb-6744ba112d39/episodes/41ea0ae6-16b4-11ee-9f3e-5b0998598c31/indeed.com/theconstant">⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠indeed.com/theconstant⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠</a> now to start hiringVisit our <a href="https://patreon.com/theconstant">⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Patreon here⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠</a>. You too can get ad-free, early episodes, starting now!<a href="https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirts/the-constant-podcast">⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠​​⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠</a>  <a href="https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirts/the-constant-podcast">⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠<br> BUY OUR MERCH, YOU FILTHY ANIMALS!⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠</a> ​<br><strong>The Constant is part of the </strong><a href="https://www.airwavemedia.com/">⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠<strong>Airwave Media</strong>⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠</a><strong> podcast network.</strong>​​ ​​ ​<br>​Interested in advertising on The Constant? Email <a href="mailto:sales@advertisecast.com">⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠sales@advertisecast.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠</a> to get on board!</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>The Rest of The Story - Redux</title>
      <description>We're hatching a plan to demolish The Great Wall of China... again!

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      <pubDate>Tue, 26 Aug 2025 07:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Mark Chrisler</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle></itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>We're hatching a plan to demolish The Great Wall of China... again!

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        <![CDATA[<p>We're hatching a plan to demolish The Great Wall of China... again!</p>
<p>Check out: <a href="https://cms.megaphone.fm/organizations/49030b9e-6e7b-11ec-9fbd-ff69d6d10229/podcasts/0d943e74-5dd8-11ec-8fbb-6744ba112d39/episodes/41ea0ae6-16b4-11ee-9f3e-5b0998598c31/indeed.com/theconstant">⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠indeed.com/theconstant⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠</a> now to start hiring<br>Visit our <a href="https://patreon.com/theconstant">⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Patreon here⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠</a>. <br> <a href="https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirts/the-constant-podcast">⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠BUY OUR MERCH, YOU FILTHY ANIMALS!⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠</a> ​<br>​<strong>The Constant is part of the </strong><a href="https://www.airwavemedia.com/">⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠<strong>Airwave Media</strong>⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠</a><strong> podcast network.</strong>​​ ​​ ​ ​Interested in advertising on The Constant? Email <a href="mailto:sales@advertisecast.com">⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠sales@advertisecast.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠</a> to get on board!</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>By Heart, Part 2</title>
      <description>Do you remember where we left off?

Send me your best "I bet you didn't know that" story in an audio file to ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠tellmesomethingconstant@gmail.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Check out: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠indeed.com/theconstant⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ now to start hiringVisit our ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Patreon here⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠. You too can get ad-free, early episodes, starting now!⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠​​⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ BUY OUR MERCH, YOU FILTHY ANIMALS!⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ​The Constant is part of the ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Airwave Media⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ podcast network.​​ ​​ ​​Interested in advertising on The Constant? Email ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠sales@advertisecast.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ to get on board!
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      <pubDate>Tue, 12 Aug 2025 07:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Mark Chrisler</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle></itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Do you remember where we left off?

Send me your best "I bet you didn't know that" story in an audio file to ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠tellmesomethingconstant@gmail.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Check out: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠indeed.com/theconstant⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ now to start hiringVisit our ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Patreon here⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠. You too can get ad-free, early episodes, starting now!⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠​​⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ BUY OUR MERCH, YOU FILTHY ANIMALS!⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ​The Constant is part of the ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Airwave Media⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ podcast network.​​ ​​ ​​Interested in advertising on The Constant? Email ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠sales@advertisecast.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ to get on board!
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        <![CDATA[<p>Do you remember where we left off?</p>
<p>Send me your best "I bet you didn't know that" story in an audio file to <a href="mailto:tellmesomethingconstant@gmail.com">⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠tellmesomethingconstant@gmail.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠<br></a>Check out: <a href="https://cms.megaphone.fm/organizations/49030b9e-6e7b-11ec-9fbd-ff69d6d10229/podcasts/0d943e74-5dd8-11ec-8fbb-6744ba112d39/episodes/41ea0ae6-16b4-11ee-9f3e-5b0998598c31/indeed.com/theconstant">⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠indeed.com/theconstant⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠</a> now to start hiringVisit our <a href="https://patreon.com/theconstant">⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Patreon here⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠</a>. You too can get ad-free, early episodes, starting now!<a href="https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirts/the-constant-podcast">⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠​​⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠</a>  <a href="https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirts/the-constant-podcast">⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠<br> BUY OUR MERCH, YOU FILTHY ANIMALS!⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠</a> ​<br><strong>The Constant is part of the </strong><a href="https://www.airwavemedia.com/">⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠<strong>Airwave Media</strong>⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠</a><strong> podcast network.</strong>​​ ​​ ​<br>​Interested in advertising on The Constant? Email <a href="mailto:sales@advertisecast.com">⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠sales@advertisecast.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠</a> to get on board!</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>By Heart, Part 1</title>
      <description>Here's one to remember.

Send me your best "I bet you didn't know that" story in an audio file to ⁠⁠⁠⁠tellmesomethingconstant@gmail.com⁠⁠⁠⁠Check out: ⁠⁠⁠⁠indeed.com/theconstant⁠⁠⁠⁠ now to start hiringVisit our ⁠⁠⁠⁠Patreon here⁠⁠⁠⁠. You too can get ad-free, early episodes, starting now!⁠⁠⁠⁠​​⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠ BUY OUR MERCH, YOU FILTHY ANIMALS!⁠⁠⁠⁠​The Constant is part of the ⁠⁠⁠⁠Airwave Media⁠⁠⁠⁠ podcast network.​​ ​​ ​Interested in advertising on The Constant? Email ⁠⁠⁠⁠sales@advertisecast.com⁠⁠⁠⁠ to get on board!
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      <pubDate>Tue, 29 Jul 2025 07:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Mark Chrisler</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle></itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Here's one to remember.

Send me your best "I bet you didn't know that" story in an audio file to ⁠⁠⁠⁠tellmesomethingconstant@gmail.com⁠⁠⁠⁠Check out: ⁠⁠⁠⁠indeed.com/theconstant⁠⁠⁠⁠ now to start hiringVisit our ⁠⁠⁠⁠Patreon here⁠⁠⁠⁠. You too can get ad-free, early episodes, starting now!⁠⁠⁠⁠​​⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠ BUY OUR MERCH, YOU FILTHY ANIMALS!⁠⁠⁠⁠​The Constant is part of the ⁠⁠⁠⁠Airwave Media⁠⁠⁠⁠ podcast network.​​ ​​ ​Interested in advertising on The Constant? Email ⁠⁠⁠⁠sales@advertisecast.com⁠⁠⁠⁠ to get on board!
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        <![CDATA[<p>Here's one to remember.</p>
<p>Send me your best "I bet you didn't know that" story in an audio file to <a href="mailto:tellmesomethingconstant@gmail.com">⁠⁠⁠⁠tellmesomethingconstant@gmail.com⁠⁠⁠⁠</a>Check out: <a href="https://cms.megaphone.fm/organizations/49030b9e-6e7b-11ec-9fbd-ff69d6d10229/podcasts/0d943e74-5dd8-11ec-8fbb-6744ba112d39/episodes/41ea0ae6-16b4-11ee-9f3e-5b0998598c31/indeed.com/theconstant">⁠⁠⁠⁠indeed.com/theconstant⁠⁠⁠⁠</a> now to start hiring<br>Visit our <a href="https://patreon.com/theconstant">⁠⁠⁠⁠Patreon here⁠⁠⁠⁠</a>. You too can get ad-free, early episodes, starting now!<a href="https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirts/the-constant-podcast">⁠⁠⁠⁠​​⁠⁠⁠⁠</a> <br><a href="https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirts/the-constant-podcast">⁠⁠⁠⁠ BUY OUR MERCH, YOU FILTHY ANIMALS!⁠⁠⁠⁠</a><br>​<strong>The Constant is part of the </strong><a href="https://www.airwavemedia.com/">⁠⁠⁠⁠<strong>Airwave Media</strong>⁠⁠⁠⁠</a><strong> podcast network.</strong>​​ ​​ ​Interested in advertising on The Constant? Email <a href="mailto:sales@advertisecast.com">⁠⁠⁠⁠sales@advertisecast.com⁠⁠⁠⁠</a> to get on board!</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>It's a Secret 4 Everyone</title>
      <description>Huzzah! My idiotic naming conventions have finally born fruit!

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      <pubDate>Tue, 15 Jul 2025 07:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:summary>Huzzah! My idiotic naming conventions have finally born fruit!

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      <title>The Mysterious Stranger</title>
      <description>The confusing con of Canada.

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      <pubDate>Tue, 01 Jul 2025 07:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:summary>The confusing con of Canada.

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        <![CDATA[<p>The confusing con of Canada.</p>
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      <title>Caraboo Who?</title>
      <description>A mysterious princess appears!

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      <pubDate>Tue, 17 Jun 2025 07:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:summary>A mysterious princess appears!

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        <![CDATA[<p>A mysterious princess appears!</p>
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      <title>The Need for Speed (w/ Nicky Woolf)</title>
      <description>Nicky Woolf can be my wing man anytime. 

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      <pubDate>Tue, 03 Jun 2025 07:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:summary>Nicky Woolf can be my wing man anytime. 

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        <![CDATA[<p>Nicky Woolf can be my wing man anytime. </p>
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      <title>Tell Me Something I Don't Know (Episode 200!)</title>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 20 May 2025 11:41:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Mark Chrisler</itunes:author>
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      <title>A Pirate's Life for Me</title>
      <description>Clew up! Man the top sails! Other generic sailing jargon! There's a pirate utopia off the starboard bow!

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      <pubDate>Tue, 06 May 2025 07:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:summary>Clew up! Man the top sails! Other generic sailing jargon! There's a pirate utopia off the starboard bow!

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        <![CDATA[<p>Clew up! Man the top sails! Other generic sailing jargon! There's a pirate utopia off the starboard bow!</p>
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      <title>Madagascar (Redux)</title>
      <description>The story of an island, and the worst thing that never happened on it.
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      <pubDate>Tue, 22 Apr 2025 07:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Mark Chrisler</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle></itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>The story of an island, and the worst thing that never happened on it.
Go to US.Amazfit.com/TheConstant and enter promo code "constant" for 15% off your Amazfit smart watch.
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        <![CDATA[<p>The story of an island, and the worst thing that never happened on it.</p><p>Go to <a href="https://cms.megaphone.fm/organizations/49030b9e-6e7b-11ec-9fbd-ff69d6d10229/podcasts/0d943e74-5dd8-11ec-8fbb-6744ba112d39/episodes/ea8bab20-ba1d-11ee-8189-cf843d066dda/US.Amazfit.com/TheConstant">US.Amazfit.com/TheConstant</a> and enter promo code "constant" for 15% off your Amazfit smart watch.</p><p>Check out: <a href="https://cms.megaphone.fm/organizations/49030b9e-6e7b-11ec-9fbd-ff69d6d10229/podcasts/0d943e74-5dd8-11ec-8fbb-6744ba112d39/episodes/41ea0ae6-16b4-11ee-9f3e-5b0998598c31/indeed.com/theconstant">indeed.com/theconstant</a> now to start hiring</p><p><a href="https://cms.megaphone.fm/organizations/49030b9e-6e7b-11ec-9fbd-ff69d6d10229/podcasts/0d943e74-5dd8-11ec-8fbb-6744ba112d39/episodes/42022dc4-16b4-11ee-9f3e-0f0b8c71bad5/shopify.com/theconstant">Want a month trial of Shopify for just a dollar? Grab it here!</a></p><p>Visit our <a href="https://patreon.com/theconstant">Patreon here</a>. You too can get ad-free, early episodes, starting now!<a href="https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirts/the-constant-podcast">​​</a></p><p><a href="https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirts/the-constant-podcast">BUY OUR MERCH, YOU FILTHY ANIMALS!</a></p><p><strong>The Constant is part of the </strong><a href="https://www.airwavemedia.com/"><strong>Airwave Media</strong></a><strong> podcast network.</strong>​​</p><p>​​Interested in advertising on The Constant? Email <a href="mailto:sales@advertisecast.com">sales@advertisecast.com</a> to get on board!</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>Holy Ship, Part 3</title>
      <description>Has anyone found the ark? Noah way. (sorry)
Send me your best "I bet you didn't know that" story in an audio file to tellmesomethingconstant@gmail.com
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      <pubDate>Tue, 08 Apr 2025 07:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Mark Chrisler</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle></itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Has anyone found the ark? Noah way. (sorry)
Send me your best "I bet you didn't know that" story in an audio file to tellmesomethingconstant@gmail.com
Go to US.Amazfit.com/TheConstant and enter promo code "constant" for 15% off your Amazfit smart watch.
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        <![CDATA[<p>Has anyone found the ark? Noah way. (sorry)</p><p>Send me your best "I bet you didn't know that" story in an audio file to <a href="mailto:tellmesomethingconstant@gmail.com">tellmesomethingconstant@gmail.com</a></p><p>Go to <a href="https://cms.megaphone.fm/organizations/49030b9e-6e7b-11ec-9fbd-ff69d6d10229/podcasts/0d943e74-5dd8-11ec-8fbb-6744ba112d39/episodes/ea8bab20-ba1d-11ee-8189-cf843d066dda/US.Amazfit.com/TheConstant">US.Amazfit.com/TheConstant</a> and enter promo code "constant" for 15% off your Amazfit smart watch.</p><p>Check out: <a href="https://cms.megaphone.fm/organizations/49030b9e-6e7b-11ec-9fbd-ff69d6d10229/podcasts/0d943e74-5dd8-11ec-8fbb-6744ba112d39/episodes/41ea0ae6-16b4-11ee-9f3e-5b0998598c31/indeed.com/theconstant">indeed.com/theconstant</a> now to start hiring</p><p><a href="https://cms.megaphone.fm/organizations/49030b9e-6e7b-11ec-9fbd-ff69d6d10229/podcasts/0d943e74-5dd8-11ec-8fbb-6744ba112d39/episodes/42022dc4-16b4-11ee-9f3e-0f0b8c71bad5/shopify.com/theconstant">Want a month trial of Shopify for just a dollar? Grab it here!</a></p><p>Visit our <a href="https://patreon.com/theconstant">Patreon here</a>. You too can get ad-free, early episodes, starting now!<a href="https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirts/the-constant-podcast">​​</a></p><p><a href="https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirts/the-constant-podcast">BUY OUR MERCH, YOU FILTHY ANIMALS!</a></p><p><strong>The Constant is part of the </strong><a href="https://www.airwavemedia.com/"><strong>Airwave Media</strong></a><strong> podcast network.</strong>​​</p><p>​​Interested in advertising on The Constant? Email <a href="mailto:sales@advertisecast.com">sales@advertisecast.com</a> to get on board!</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>Holy Ship, Part 2</title>
      <description>There are a lot of people who claim to have found people who claim to have found Noah's Ark.
Send me your best "I bet you didn't know that" story in an audio file to tellmesomethingconstant@gmail.com
Go to US.Amazfit.com/TheConstant and enter promo code "constant" for 15% off your Amazfit smart watch.
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      <pubDate>Tue, 25 Mar 2025 07:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Mark Chrisler</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle></itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>There are a lot of people who claim to have found people who claim to have found Noah's Ark.
Send me your best "I bet you didn't know that" story in an audio file to tellmesomethingconstant@gmail.com
Go to US.Amazfit.com/TheConstant and enter promo code "constant" for 15% off your Amazfit smart watch.
Check out: indeed.com/theconstant now to start hiring
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Visit our Patreon here. You too can get ad-free, early episodes, starting now!​​
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Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>There are a lot of people who claim to have found people who claim to have found Noah's Ark.</p><p>Send me your best "I bet you didn't know that" story in an audio file to <a href="mailto:tellmesomethingconstant@gmail.com">tellmesomethingconstant@gmail.com</a></p><p>Go to <a href="https://cms.megaphone.fm/organizations/49030b9e-6e7b-11ec-9fbd-ff69d6d10229/podcasts/0d943e74-5dd8-11ec-8fbb-6744ba112d39/episodes/ea8bab20-ba1d-11ee-8189-cf843d066dda/US.Amazfit.com/TheConstant">US.Amazfit.com/TheConstant</a> and enter promo code "constant" for 15% off your Amazfit smart watch.</p><p>Check out: <a href="https://cms.megaphone.fm/organizations/49030b9e-6e7b-11ec-9fbd-ff69d6d10229/podcasts/0d943e74-5dd8-11ec-8fbb-6744ba112d39/episodes/41ea0ae6-16b4-11ee-9f3e-5b0998598c31/indeed.com/theconstant">indeed.com/theconstant</a> now to start hiring</p><p><a href="https://cms.megaphone.fm/organizations/49030b9e-6e7b-11ec-9fbd-ff69d6d10229/podcasts/0d943e74-5dd8-11ec-8fbb-6744ba112d39/episodes/42022dc4-16b4-11ee-9f3e-0f0b8c71bad5/shopify.com/theconstant">Want a month trial of Shopify for just a dollar? Grab it here!</a></p><p>Visit our <a href="https://patreon.com/theconstant">Patreon here</a>. You too can get ad-free, early episodes, starting now!<a href="https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirts/the-constant-podcast">​​</a></p><p><a href="https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirts/the-constant-podcast">BUY OUR MERCH, YOU FILTHY ANIMALS!</a></p><p><strong>The Constant is part of the </strong><a href="https://www.airwavemedia.com/"><strong>Airwave Media</strong></a><strong> podcast network.</strong>​​</p><p>​​Interested in advertising on The Constant? Email <a href="mailto:sales@advertisecast.com">sales@advertisecast.com</a> to get on board!</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>Holy Ship, Part One</title>
      <description>I need two of every one of you to line up for this series.
Send me your best "I bet you didn't know that" story in an audio file to tellmesomethingconstant@gmail.com
Go to US.Amazfit.com/TheConstant and enter promo code "constant" for 15% off your Amazfit smart watch.
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Visit our Patreon here. You too can get ad-free, early episodes, starting now!​​
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      <pubDate>Tue, 11 Mar 2025 07:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Mark Chrisler</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle></itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>I need two of every one of you to line up for this series.
Send me your best "I bet you didn't know that" story in an audio file to tellmesomethingconstant@gmail.com
Go to US.Amazfit.com/TheConstant and enter promo code "constant" for 15% off your Amazfit smart watch.
Check out: indeed.com/theconstant now to start hiring
Want a month trial of Shopify for just a dollar? Grab it here!
Visit our Patreon here. You too can get ad-free, early episodes, starting now!​​
BUY OUR MERCH, YOU FILTHY ANIMALS!
The Constant is part of the Airwave Media podcast network.​​
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Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>I need two of every one of you to line up for this series.</p><p>Send me your best "I bet you didn't know that" story in an audio file to <a href="mailto:tellmesomethingconstant@gmail.com">tellmesomethingconstant@gmail.com</a></p><p>Go to <a href="https://cms.megaphone.fm/organizations/49030b9e-6e7b-11ec-9fbd-ff69d6d10229/podcasts/0d943e74-5dd8-11ec-8fbb-6744ba112d39/episodes/ea8bab20-ba1d-11ee-8189-cf843d066dda/US.Amazfit.com/TheConstant">US.Amazfit.com/TheConstant</a> and enter promo code "constant" for 15% off your Amazfit smart watch.</p><p>Check out: <a href="https://cms.megaphone.fm/organizations/49030b9e-6e7b-11ec-9fbd-ff69d6d10229/podcasts/0d943e74-5dd8-11ec-8fbb-6744ba112d39/episodes/41ea0ae6-16b4-11ee-9f3e-5b0998598c31/indeed.com/theconstant">indeed.com/theconstant</a> now to start hiring</p><p><a href="https://cms.megaphone.fm/organizations/49030b9e-6e7b-11ec-9fbd-ff69d6d10229/podcasts/0d943e74-5dd8-11ec-8fbb-6744ba112d39/episodes/42022dc4-16b4-11ee-9f3e-0f0b8c71bad5/shopify.com/theconstant">Want a month trial of Shopify for just a dollar? Grab it here!</a></p><p>Visit our <a href="https://patreon.com/theconstant">Patreon here</a>. You too can get ad-free, early episodes, starting now!<a href="https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirts/the-constant-podcast">​​</a></p><p><a href="https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirts/the-constant-podcast">BUY OUR MERCH, YOU FILTHY ANIMALS!</a></p><p><strong>The Constant is part of the </strong><a href="https://www.airwavemedia.com/"><strong>Airwave Media</strong></a><strong> podcast network.</strong>​​</p><p>​​Interested in advertising on The Constant? Email <a href="mailto:sales@advertisecast.com">sales@advertisecast.com</a> to get on board!</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>Out of The Blue</title>
      <description>There's a thin line between "improbable" and "impossible".
Send me your best "I bet you didn't know that" story in an audio file to tellmesomethingconstant@gmail.com
Go to US.Amazfit.com/TheConstant and enter promo code "constant" for 15% off your Amazfit smart watch.
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      <pubDate>Tue, 25 Feb 2025 08:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Mark Chrisler</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle></itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>There's a thin line between "improbable" and "impossible".
Send me your best "I bet you didn't know that" story in an audio file to tellmesomethingconstant@gmail.com
Go to US.Amazfit.com/TheConstant and enter promo code "constant" for 15% off your Amazfit smart watch.
Check out: indeed.com/theconstant now to start hiring
Want a month trial of Shopify for just a dollar? Grab it here!
Visit our Patreon here. You too can get ad-free, early episodes, starting now!​​
BUY OUR MERCH, YOU FILTHY ANIMALS!
The Constant is part of the Airwave Media podcast network.​​
​​Interested in advertising on The Constant? Email sales@advertisecast.com to get on board!
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>There's a thin line between "improbable" and "impossible".</p><p>Send me your best "I bet you didn't know that" story in an audio file to <a href="mailto:tellmesomethingconstant@gmail.com">tellmesomethingconstant@gmail.com</a></p><p>Go to <a href="https://cms.megaphone.fm/organizations/49030b9e-6e7b-11ec-9fbd-ff69d6d10229/podcasts/0d943e74-5dd8-11ec-8fbb-6744ba112d39/episodes/ea8bab20-ba1d-11ee-8189-cf843d066dda/US.Amazfit.com/TheConstant">US.Amazfit.com/TheConstant</a> and enter promo code "constant" for 15% off your Amazfit smart watch.</p><p>Check out: <a href="https://cms.megaphone.fm/organizations/49030b9e-6e7b-11ec-9fbd-ff69d6d10229/podcasts/0d943e74-5dd8-11ec-8fbb-6744ba112d39/episodes/41ea0ae6-16b4-11ee-9f3e-5b0998598c31/indeed.com/theconstant">indeed.com/theconstant</a> now to start hiring</p><p><a href="https://cms.megaphone.fm/organizations/49030b9e-6e7b-11ec-9fbd-ff69d6d10229/podcasts/0d943e74-5dd8-11ec-8fbb-6744ba112d39/episodes/42022dc4-16b4-11ee-9f3e-0f0b8c71bad5/shopify.com/theconstant">Want a month trial of Shopify for just a dollar? Grab it here!</a></p><p>Visit our <a href="https://patreon.com/theconstant">Patreon here</a>. You too can get ad-free, early episodes, starting now!<a href="https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirts/the-constant-podcast">​​</a></p><p><a href="https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirts/the-constant-podcast">BUY OUR MERCH, YOU FILTHY ANIMALS!</a></p><p><strong>The Constant is part of the </strong><a href="https://www.airwavemedia.com/"><strong>Airwave Media</strong></a><strong> podcast network.</strong>​​</p><p>​​Interested in advertising on The Constant? Email <a href="mailto:sales@advertisecast.com">sales@advertisecast.com</a> to get on board!</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>3606</itunes:duration>
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      <title>Love and Marriage</title>
      <description>What a romantic sounding title. I bet this will be a sweet one.
Send me your best "I bet you didn't know that" story in an audio file to tellmesomethingconstant@gmail.com
Go to US.Amazfit.com/TheConstant and enter promo code "constant" for 15% off your Amazfit smart watch.
Check out: indeed.com/theconstant now to start hiring
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Visit our Patreon here. You too can get ad-free, early episodes, starting now!​​
BUY OUR MERCH, YOU FILTHY ANIMALS!
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​​Interested in advertising on The Constant? Email sales@advertisecast.com to get on board!
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 11 Feb 2025 08:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Mark Chrisler</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle></itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>What a romantic sounding title. I bet this will be a sweet one.
Send me your best "I bet you didn't know that" story in an audio file to tellmesomethingconstant@gmail.com
Go to US.Amazfit.com/TheConstant and enter promo code "constant" for 15% off your Amazfit smart watch.
Check out: indeed.com/theconstant now to start hiring
Want a month trial of Shopify for just a dollar? Grab it here!
Visit our Patreon here. You too can get ad-free, early episodes, starting now!​​
BUY OUR MERCH, YOU FILTHY ANIMALS!
The Constant is part of the Airwave Media podcast network.​​
​​Interested in advertising on The Constant? Email sales@advertisecast.com to get on board!
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>What a romantic sounding title. I bet this will be a sweet one.</p><p>Send me your best "I bet you didn't know that" story in an audio file to <a href="mailto:tellmesomethingconstant@gmail.com">tellmesomethingconstant@gmail.com</a></p><p>Go to <a href="https://cms.megaphone.fm/organizations/49030b9e-6e7b-11ec-9fbd-ff69d6d10229/podcasts/0d943e74-5dd8-11ec-8fbb-6744ba112d39/episodes/ea8bab20-ba1d-11ee-8189-cf843d066dda/US.Amazfit.com/TheConstant">US.Amazfit.com/TheConstant</a> and enter promo code "constant" for 15% off your Amazfit smart watch.</p><p>Check out: <a href="https://cms.megaphone.fm/organizations/49030b9e-6e7b-11ec-9fbd-ff69d6d10229/podcasts/0d943e74-5dd8-11ec-8fbb-6744ba112d39/episodes/41ea0ae6-16b4-11ee-9f3e-5b0998598c31/indeed.com/theconstant">indeed.com/theconstant</a> now to start hiring</p><p><a href="https://cms.megaphone.fm/organizations/49030b9e-6e7b-11ec-9fbd-ff69d6d10229/podcasts/0d943e74-5dd8-11ec-8fbb-6744ba112d39/episodes/42022dc4-16b4-11ee-9f3e-0f0b8c71bad5/shopify.com/theconstant">Want a month trial of Shopify for just a dollar? Grab it here!</a></p><p>Visit our <a href="https://patreon.com/theconstant">Patreon here</a>. You too can get ad-free, early episodes, starting now!<a href="https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirts/the-constant-podcast">​​</a></p><p><a href="https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirts/the-constant-podcast">BUY OUR MERCH, YOU FILTHY ANIMALS!</a></p><p><strong>The Constant is part of the </strong><a href="https://www.airwavemedia.com/"><strong>Airwave Media</strong></a><strong> podcast network.</strong>​​</p><p>​​Interested in advertising on The Constant? Email <a href="mailto:sales@advertisecast.com">sales@advertisecast.com</a> to get on board!</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>The Airship (Redux)</title>
      <description>The misadventures of a steamfitting vice president who dreamed to dare.
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      <pubDate>Tue, 28 Jan 2025 08:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Mark Chrisler</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle></itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>The misadventures of a steamfitting vice president who dreamed to dare.
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        <![CDATA[<p>The misadventures of a steamfitting vice president who dreamed to dare.</p><p>Send me your best "I bet you didn't know that" story in an audio file to <a href="mailto:tellmesomethingconstant@gmail.com">tellmesomethingconstant@gmail.com</a></p><p>Check out: <a href="https://cms.megaphone.fm/organizations/49030b9e-6e7b-11ec-9fbd-ff69d6d10229/podcasts/0d943e74-5dd8-11ec-8fbb-6744ba112d39/episodes/41ea0ae6-16b4-11ee-9f3e-5b0998598c31/indeed.com/theconstant">indeed.com/theconstant</a> now to start hiring</p><p><a href="https://cms.megaphone.fm/organizations/49030b9e-6e7b-11ec-9fbd-ff69d6d10229/podcasts/0d943e74-5dd8-11ec-8fbb-6744ba112d39/episodes/42022dc4-16b4-11ee-9f3e-0f0b8c71bad5/shopify.com/theconstant">Want a month trial of Shopify for just a dollar? Grab it here!</a></p><p>Visit our <a href="https://patreon.com/theconstant">Patreon here</a>. You too can get ad-free, early episodes, starting now!<a href="https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirts/the-constant-podcast">​​</a></p><p><a href="https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirts/the-constant-podcast">BUY OUR MERCH, YOU FILTHY ANIMALS!</a></p><p><strong>The Constant is part of the </strong><a href="https://www.airwavemedia.com/"><strong>Airwave Media</strong></a><strong> podcast network.</strong>​​</p><p>​​Interested in advertising on The Constant? Email <a href="mailto:sales@advertisecast.com">sales@advertisecast.com</a> to get on board!</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>In The Meantime</title>
      <description>It's about time we talk about time.

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      <pubDate>Tue, 14 Jan 2025 08:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Mark Chrisler</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle></itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>It's about time we talk about time.

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        <![CDATA[<p>It's about time we talk about time.</p><p><br></p><p><a href="https://cms.megaphone.fm/organizations/49030b9e-6e7b-11ec-9fbd-ff69d6d10229/podcasts/0d943e74-5dd8-11ec-8fbb-6744ba112d39/episodes/42022dc4-16b4-11ee-9f3e-0f0b8c71bad5/shopify.com/theconstant">Want a month trial of Shopify for just a dollar? Grab it here!</a></p><p>Visit our <a href="https://patreon.com/theconstant">Patreon here</a>. You too can get ad-free, early episodes, starting now!<a href="https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirts/the-constant-podcast">​​</a></p><p><a href="https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirts/the-constant-podcast">BUY OUR MERCH, YOU FILTHY ANIMALS!</a></p><p><strong>The Constant is part of the </strong><a href="https://www.airwavemedia.com/"><strong>Airwave Media</strong></a><strong> podcast network.</strong>​​</p><p>​​Interested in advertising on The Constant? Email <a href="mailto:sales@advertisecast.com">sales@advertisecast.com</a> to get on board!</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>3414</itunes:duration>
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      <title>It's About Time</title>
      <description>Happy New Year, you buncha weirdos!
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      <pubDate>Tue, 31 Dec 2024 08:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Mark Chrisler</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle></itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Happy New Year, you buncha weirdos!
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        <![CDATA[<p>Happy New Year, you buncha weirdos!</p><p>Check out: <a href="https://cms.megaphone.fm/organizations/49030b9e-6e7b-11ec-9fbd-ff69d6d10229/podcasts/0d943e74-5dd8-11ec-8fbb-6744ba112d39/episodes/41ea0ae6-16b4-11ee-9f3e-5b0998598c31/indeed.com/theconstant">indeed.com/theconstant</a> now to start hiring</p><p>Go to <a href="https://cms.megaphone.fm/organizations/49030b9e-6e7b-11ec-9fbd-ff69d6d10229/podcasts/0d943e74-5dd8-11ec-8fbb-6744ba112d39/episodes/ea8bab20-ba1d-11ee-8189-cf843d066dda/US.Amazfit.com/TheConstant">US.Amazfit.com/TheConstant</a> and enter promo code "constant" for 15% off your Amazfit smart watch.</p><p>Visit our <a href="https://patreon.com/theconstant">Patreon here</a>. You too can get ad-free, early episodes, starting now!<a href="https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirts/the-constant-podcast">​​</a></p><p><a href="https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirts/the-constant-podcast">BUY OUR MERCH, YOU FILTHY ANIMALS!</a></p><p><strong>The Constant is part of the </strong><a href="https://www.airwavemedia.com/"><strong>Airwave Media</strong></a><strong> podcast network.</strong>​​</p><p>​​Interested in advertising on The Constant? Email <a href="mailto:sales@advertisecast.com">sales@advertisecast.com</a> to get on board!</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>3363</itunes:duration>
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      <title>Christmas Secrets</title>
      <description>Who slipped that package under the tree?
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      <pubDate>Tue, 17 Dec 2024 08:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Mark Chrisler</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle></itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Who slipped that package under the tree?
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        <![CDATA[<p>Who slipped that package under the tree?</p><p>Check out: <a href="https://cms.megaphone.fm/organizations/49030b9e-6e7b-11ec-9fbd-ff69d6d10229/podcasts/0d943e74-5dd8-11ec-8fbb-6744ba112d39/episodes/41ea0ae6-16b4-11ee-9f3e-5b0998598c31/indeed.com/theconstant">indeed.com/theconstant</a> now to start hiring</p><p>Go to <a href="https://cms.megaphone.fm/organizations/49030b9e-6e7b-11ec-9fbd-ff69d6d10229/podcasts/0d943e74-5dd8-11ec-8fbb-6744ba112d39/episodes/ea8bab20-ba1d-11ee-8189-cf843d066dda/US.Amazfit.com/TheConstant">US.Amazfit.com/TheConstant</a> and enter promo code "constant" for 15% off your Amazfit smart watch.</p><p>Visit our <a href="https://patreon.com/theconstant">Patreon here</a>. You too can get ad-free, early episodes, starting now!<a href="https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirts/the-constant-podcast">​​</a></p><p><a href="https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirts/the-constant-podcast">BUY OUR MERCH, YOU FILTHY ANIMALS!</a></p><p><strong>The Constant is part of the </strong><a href="https://www.airwavemedia.com/"><strong>Airwave Media</strong></a><strong> podcast network.</strong>​​</p><p>​​Interested in advertising on The Constant? Email <a href="mailto:sales@advertisecast.com">sales@advertisecast.com</a> to get on board!</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>3828</itunes:duration>
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      <title>Amateur Hour</title>
      <description>Is this thing on?
I had a nice, fluffy, inconsequential story to tell you this week. Instead, here's this.
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      <pubDate>Tue, 03 Dec 2024 08:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Mark Chrisler</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle></itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Is this thing on?
I had a nice, fluffy, inconsequential story to tell you this week. Instead, here's this.
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        <![CDATA[<p>Is this thing on?</p><p>I had a nice, fluffy, inconsequential story to tell you this week. Instead, here's this.</p><p>Check out: <a href="https://cms.megaphone.fm/organizations/49030b9e-6e7b-11ec-9fbd-ff69d6d10229/podcasts/0d943e74-5dd8-11ec-8fbb-6744ba112d39/episodes/41ea0ae6-16b4-11ee-9f3e-5b0998598c31/indeed.com/theconstant">indeed.com/theconstant</a> now to start hiring</p><p>Go to <a href="https://cms.megaphone.fm/organizations/49030b9e-6e7b-11ec-9fbd-ff69d6d10229/podcasts/0d943e74-5dd8-11ec-8fbb-6744ba112d39/episodes/ea8bab20-ba1d-11ee-8189-cf843d066dda/US.Amazfit.com/TheConstant">US.Amazfit.com/TheConstant</a> and enter promo code "constant" for 15% off your Amazfit smart watch.</p><p>Visit our <a href="https://patreon.com/theconstant">Patreon here</a>. You too can get ad-free, early episodes, starting now!<a href="https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirts/the-constant-podcast">​​</a></p><p><a href="https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirts/the-constant-podcast">BUY OUR MERCH, YOU FILTHY ANIMALS!</a></p><p><strong>The Constant is part of the </strong><a href="https://www.airwavemedia.com/"><strong>Airwave Media</strong></a><strong> podcast network.</strong>​​</p><p>​​Interested in advertising on The Constant? Email <a href="mailto:sales@advertisecast.com">sales@advertisecast.com</a> to get on board!</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>3459</itunes:duration>
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      <title>It's Never Over</title>
      <description>I had a nice, fluffy, inconsequential story to tell you this week. Instead, here's this.
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      <pubDate>Tue, 19 Nov 2024 08:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Mark Chrisler</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle></itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>I had a nice, fluffy, inconsequential story to tell you this week. Instead, here's this.
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        <![CDATA[<p>I had a nice, fluffy, inconsequential story to tell you this week. Instead, here's this.</p><p>Check out: <a href="https://cms.megaphone.fm/organizations/49030b9e-6e7b-11ec-9fbd-ff69d6d10229/podcasts/0d943e74-5dd8-11ec-8fbb-6744ba112d39/episodes/41ea0ae6-16b4-11ee-9f3e-5b0998598c31/indeed.com/theconstant">indeed.com/theconstant</a> now to start hiring</p><p>Go to <a href="US.Amazfit.com/TheConstant">US.Amazfit.com/TheConstant</a> and enter promo code "constant" for 15% off your Amazfit smart watch.</p><p>Visit our <a href="https://patreon.com/theconstant">Patreon here</a>. You too can get ad-free, early episodes, starting now!<a href="https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirts/the-constant-podcast">​​</a></p><p><a href="https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirts/the-constant-podcast">BUY OUR MERCH, YOU FILTHY ANIMALS!</a></p><p><strong>The Constant is part of the </strong><a href="https://www.airwavemedia.com/"><strong>Airwave Media</strong></a><strong> podcast network.</strong>​​</p><p>​​Interested in advertising on The Constant? Email <a href="mailto:sales@advertisecast.com">sales@advertisecast.com</a> to get on board!</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>3052</itunes:duration>
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      <title>1876 (Redux)</title>
      <description>This is the story of the worst American presidential election (so far (arguably)). 
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      <pubDate>Tue, 05 Nov 2024 08:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:author>Mark Chrisler</itunes:author>
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      <itunes:summary>This is the story of the worst American presidential election (so far (arguably)). 
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        <![CDATA[<p>This is the story of the worst American presidential election (so far (arguably)). </p><p>Check out: <a href="https://cms.megaphone.fm/organizations/49030b9e-6e7b-11ec-9fbd-ff69d6d10229/podcasts/0d943e74-5dd8-11ec-8fbb-6744ba112d39/episodes/41ea0ae6-16b4-11ee-9f3e-5b0998598c31/indeed.com/theconstant">indeed.com/theconstant</a> now to start hiring</p><p>Visit our <a href="https://patreon.com/theconstant">Patreon here</a>. You too can get ad-free, early episodes, starting now!<a href="https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirts/the-constant-podcast">​​</a></p><p><a href="https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirts/the-constant-podcast">BUY OUR MERCH, YOU FILTHY ANIMALS!</a></p><p><strong>The Constant is part of the </strong><a href="https://www.airwavemedia.com/"><strong>Airwave Media</strong></a><strong> podcast network.</strong>​​</p><p>​​Interested in advertising on The Constant? Email <a href="mailto:sales@advertisecast.com">sales@advertisecast.com</a> to get on board!</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>The Ghost of Cock Lane</title>
      <description>A ghost story, a murder mystery, a romance, a tragedy, a farce and a con job, all rolled into one. What could make for a better Halloween?
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      <pubDate>Tue, 22 Oct 2024 07:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:summary>A ghost story, a murder mystery, a romance, a tragedy, a farce and a con job, all rolled into one. What could make for a better Halloween?
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      <title>The Ghost Ship</title>
      <description>The great thing about a ghost ship is that you can blame the ocean for your pants being wet.
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      <pubDate>Tue, 08 Oct 2024 07:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:author>Mark Chrisler</itunes:author>
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      <itunes:summary>The great thing about a ghost ship is that you can blame the ocean for your pants being wet.
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      <title>Introducing: History Daily</title>
      <description>On History Daily, we do history, daily.
Every weekday, host Lindsay Graham (American Scandal, American History Tellers) takes you back in time to explore a momentous event that happened ‘on this day’ in history. Whether it’s to remember the tragedy of December 7th, 1941, the day “that will live in infamy,” or to celebrate that 20th day in July, 1969, when mankind reached the moon, History Daily is there to tell you the true stories of the people and events that shaped our world—one day at a time.
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      <pubDate>Tue, 01 Oct 2024 05:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Mark Chrisler</itunes:author>
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      <itunes:summary>On History Daily, we do history, daily.
Every weekday, host Lindsay Graham (American Scandal, American History Tellers) takes you back in time to explore a momentous event that happened ‘on this day’ in history. Whether it’s to remember the tragedy of December 7th, 1941, the day “that will live in infamy,” or to celebrate that 20th day in July, 1969, when mankind reached the moon, History Daily is there to tell you the true stories of the people and events that shaped our world—one day at a time.
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        <![CDATA[<p>On <em>History Daily</em>, we do history, daily.</p><p>Every weekday, host Lindsay Graham (<em>American Scandal</em>, <em>American History Tellers</em>) takes you back in time to explore a momentous event that happened ‘on this day’ in history. Whether it’s to remember the tragedy of December 7th, 1941, the day “that will live in infamy,” or to celebrate that 20th day in July, 1969, when mankind reached the moon, <em>History Daily</em> is there to tell you the true stories of the people and events that shaped our world—one day at a time.</p><p>So if you’re stuck in traffic, bored at work—wherever you are, listen to <em>History Daily</em> to remind yourself that something incredible happened to make that day historic.</p><p>Check out History Daily at <a href="https://www.historydaily.com/">https://www.historydaily.com/</a> or wherever you listen to podcasts.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>Venus in Transit, Part Three</title>
      <description>Just one more story to go. Unless we're forgetting somebody...
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      <pubDate>Tue, 24 Sep 2024 07:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:author>Mark Chrisler</itunes:author>
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      <itunes:summary>Just one more story to go. Unless we're forgetting somebody...
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        <![CDATA[<p>Just one more story to go. Unless we're forgetting somebody...</p><p>Check out: <a href="https://cms.megaphone.fm/organizations/49030b9e-6e7b-11ec-9fbd-ff69d6d10229/podcasts/0d943e74-5dd8-11ec-8fbb-6744ba112d39/episodes/41ea0ae6-16b4-11ee-9f3e-5b0998598c31/indeed.com/theconstant">indeed.com/theconstant</a> now to start hiring</p><p>Visit our <a href="https://patreon.com/theconstant">Patreon here</a>. You too can get ad-free, early episodes, starting now!<a href="https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirts/the-constant-podcast">​​</a></p><p><a href="https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirts/the-constant-podcast">BUY OUR MERCH, YOU FILTHY ANIMALS!</a></p><p><strong>The Constant is part of the </strong><a href="https://www.airwavemedia.com/"><strong>Airwave Media</strong></a><strong> podcast network.</strong>​​</p><p>​​Interested in advertising on The Constant? Email <a href="mailto:sales@advertisecast.com">sales@advertisecast.com</a> to get on board!</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>Venus in Transit, Part Two</title>
      <description>Second verse same as the first. A little bit louder and a little bit worse.
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      <pubDate>Tue, 10 Sep 2024 07:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:summary>Second verse same as the first. A little bit louder and a little bit worse.
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        <![CDATA[<p>Second verse same as the first. A little bit louder and a little bit worse.</p><p>Check out: <a href="https://cms.megaphone.fm/organizations/49030b9e-6e7b-11ec-9fbd-ff69d6d10229/podcasts/0d943e74-5dd8-11ec-8fbb-6744ba112d39/episodes/41ea0ae6-16b4-11ee-9f3e-5b0998598c31/indeed.com/theconstant">indeed.com/theconstant</a> now to start hiring</p><p>Visit our <a href="https://patreon.com/theconstant">Patreon here</a>. You too can get ad-free, early episodes, starting now!<a href="https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirts/the-constant-podcast">​​</a></p><p><a href="https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirts/the-constant-podcast">BUY OUR MERCH, YOU FILTHY ANIMALS!</a></p><p><strong>The Constant is part of the </strong><a href="https://www.airwavemedia.com/"><strong>Airwave Media</strong></a><strong> podcast network.</strong>​​</p><p>​​Interested in advertising on The Constant? Email <a href="mailto:sales@advertisecast.com">sales@advertisecast.com</a> to get on board!</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>Venus in Transit, Part One</title>
      <description>In 1761, the world joined together to complete the most difficult, ambitious, important scientific project in history. It... didn't go great.
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      <pubDate>Tue, 27 Aug 2024 07:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:summary>In 1761, the world joined together to complete the most difficult, ambitious, important scientific project in history. It... didn't go great.
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        <![CDATA[<p>In 1761, the world joined together to complete the most difficult, ambitious, important scientific project in history. It... didn't go great.</p><p>Visit our <a href="https://patreon.com/theconstant">Patreon here</a>. You too can get ad-free, early episodes, starting now!<a href="https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirts/the-constant-podcast">​​</a></p><p><a href="https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirts/the-constant-podcast">BUY OUR MERCH, YOU FILTHY ANIMALS!</a></p><p><strong>The Constant is part of the </strong><a href="https://www.airwavemedia.com/"><strong>Airwave Media</strong></a><strong> podcast network.</strong>​​</p><p>​​Interested in advertising on The Constant? Email <a href="mailto:sales@advertisecast.com">sales@advertisecast.com</a> to get on board!</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>Crackpots</title>
      <description>Some things are ordered and some are chaotic. This story is neither.
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      <pubDate>Tue, 13 Aug 2024 07:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:author>Mark Chrisler</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle></itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Some things are ordered and some are chaotic. This story is neither.
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        <![CDATA[<p>Some things are ordered and some are chaotic. This story is neither.</p><p>Check out: <a href="https://cms.megaphone.fm/organizations/49030b9e-6e7b-11ec-9fbd-ff69d6d10229/podcasts/0d943e74-5dd8-11ec-8fbb-6744ba112d39/episodes/41ea0ae6-16b4-11ee-9f3e-5b0998598c31/indeed.com/theconstant">indeed.com/theconstant</a> now to start hiring</p><p>Visit our <a href="https://patreon.com/theconstant">Patreon here</a>. You too can get ad-free, early episodes, starting now!<a href="https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirts/the-constant-podcast">​​</a></p><p><a href="https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirts/the-constant-podcast">BUY OUR MERCH, YOU FILTHY ANIMALS!</a></p><p><strong>The Constant is part of the </strong><a href="https://www.airwavemedia.com/"><strong>Airwave Media</strong></a><strong> podcast network.</strong>​​</p><p>​​Interested in advertising on The Constant? Email <a href="mailto:sales@advertisecast.com">sales@advertisecast.com</a> to get on board!</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>It's a Secret 3 Everyone</title>
      <description>We're opening up the vault and giving you access to three stories from our secret feed. If you like what you hear...
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      <pubDate>Tue, 30 Jul 2024 07:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:author>Mark Chrisler</itunes:author>
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      <itunes:summary>We're opening up the vault and giving you access to three stories from our secret feed. If you like what you hear...
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        <![CDATA[<p>We're opening up the vault and giving you access to three stories from our secret feed. If you like what you hear...</p><p>Visit our <a href="https://patreon.com/theconstant">Patreon here</a>. You too can get ad-free, early episodes, starting now!<a href="https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirts/the-constant-podcast">​​</a></p><p><a href="https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirts/the-constant-podcast">BUY OUR MERCH, YOU FILTHY ANIMALS!</a></p><p><strong>The Constant is part of the </strong><a href="https://www.airwavemedia.com/"><strong>Airwave Media</strong></a><strong> podcast network.</strong>​​</p><p>​​Interested in advertising on The Constant? Email <a href="mailto:sales@advertisecast.com">sales@advertisecast.com</a> to get on board!</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>A Cut Above</title>
      <description>What's on the menu this week? Dick jokes and heresy, of course!
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      <pubDate>Tue, 16 Jul 2024 07:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:author>Mark Chrisler</itunes:author>
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      <itunes:summary>What's on the menu this week? Dick jokes and heresy, of course!
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        <![CDATA[<p>What's on the menu this week? Dick jokes and heresy, of course!</p><p>Check out: <a href="https://cms.megaphone.fm/organizations/49030b9e-6e7b-11ec-9fbd-ff69d6d10229/podcasts/0d943e74-5dd8-11ec-8fbb-6744ba112d39/episodes/41ea0ae6-16b4-11ee-9f3e-5b0998598c31/indeed.com/theconstant">indeed.com/theconstant</a> now to start hiring</p><p>Visit our <a href="https://patreon.com/theconstant">Patreon here</a>. You too can get ad-free, early episodes, starting now!<a href="https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirts/the-constant-podcast">​​</a></p><p><a href="https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirts/the-constant-podcast">BUY OUR MERCH, YOU FILTHY ANIMALS!</a></p><p><strong>The Constant is part of the </strong><a href="https://www.airwavemedia.com/"><strong>Airwave Media</strong></a><strong> podcast network.</strong>​​</p><p>​​Interested in advertising on The Constant? Email <a href="mailto:sales@advertisecast.com">sales@advertisecast.com</a> to get on board!</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>Everyone Can Sing</title>
      <description>Here's a special 4th of July episode designed to make everybody happy and not upset anyone at all in anyway.
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      <pubDate>Tue, 02 Jul 2024 07:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:summary>Here's a special 4th of July episode designed to make everybody happy and not upset anyone at all in anyway.
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        <![CDATA[<p>Here's a special 4th of July episode designed to make everybody happy and not upset anyone at all in anyway.</p><p><a href="https://cms.megaphone.fm/organizations/49030b9e-6e7b-11ec-9fbd-ff69d6d10229/podcasts/0d943e74-5dd8-11ec-8fbb-6744ba112d39/episodes/42022dc4-16b4-11ee-9f3e-0f0b8c71bad5/shopify.com/theconstant">Want a month trial of Shopify for just a dollar? Grab it here!</a></p><p>Visit our <a href="https://patreon.com/theconstant">Patreon here</a>. You too can get ad-free, early episodes, starting now!<a href="https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirts/the-constant-podcast">​​</a></p><p><a href="https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirts/the-constant-podcast">BUY OUR MERCH, YOU FILTHY ANIMALS!</a></p><p><strong>The Constant is part of the </strong><a href="https://www.airwavemedia.com/"><strong>Airwave Media</strong></a><strong> podcast network.</strong>​​</p><p>​​Interested in advertising on The Constant? Email <a href="mailto:sales@advertisecast.com">sales@advertisecast.com</a> to get on board!</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>Listen Now: Legacy “J. Edgar Hoover”</title>
      <description>From Wondery and Goalhanger Podcasts, Afua Hirsch and Peter Frankopan tell the
wild stories of some of the most extraordinary men and women ever to have lived –
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art? Was Napoleon a hero or a tyrant - or both? (And, while we’re at it, was he even
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      <pubDate>Mon, 24 Jun 2024 07:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:author>Mark Chrisler</itunes:author>
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      <itunes:summary>From Wondery and Goalhanger Podcasts, Afua Hirsch and Peter Frankopan tell the
wild stories of some of the most extraordinary men and women ever to have lived –
and ask whether they have the rep they deserve.
Should Nina Simone’s role in the civil rights movement be more celebrated than it
is? When you find out what Picasso got up to in his studio, can you still admire his
art? Was Napoleon a hero or a tyrant - or both? (And, while we’re at it, was he even
short?)
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always like what it sees.
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        <![CDATA[<p>From Wondery and Goalhanger Podcasts, Afua Hirsch and Peter Frankopan tell the</p><p>wild stories of some of the most extraordinary men and women ever to have lived –</p><p>and ask whether they have the rep they deserve.</p><p>Should Nina Simone’s role in the civil rights movement be more celebrated than it</p><p>is? When you find out what Picasso got up to in his studio, can you still admire his</p><p>art? Was Napoleon a hero or a tyrant - or both? (And, while we’re at it, was he even</p><p>short?)</p><p>Legacy is the show that looks at big lives from the perspective of now – and doesn’t</p><p>always like what it sees.</p><p>Listen to Legacy on the Wondery App or wherever you get your podcasts. You can</p><p>binge episodes early and ad-free on Wondery+. Join Wondery+ in the Wondery</p><p>App, Apple Podcasts or Spotify. Listen now: LINK: <a href="Wondery.fm/legacy_TC">Wondery.fm/legacy_TC</a></p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>The Inconstant Moon</title>
      <description>We're ending this pseudo-series on the golden age of hoaxes with the original mass media fake that started it all.
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      <pubDate>Tue, 18 Jun 2024 07:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Mark Chrisler</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle></itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>We're ending this pseudo-series on the golden age of hoaxes with the original mass media fake that started it all.
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        <![CDATA[<p>We're ending this pseudo-series on the golden age of hoaxes with the original mass media fake that started it all.</p><p>Visit our <a href="https://patreon.com/theconstant">Patreon here</a>. You too can get ad-free, early episodes, starting now!<a href="https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirts/the-constant-podcast">​​</a></p><p><a href="https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirts/the-constant-podcast">BUY OUR MERCH, YOU FILTHY ANIMALS!</a></p><p><strong>The Constant is part of the </strong><a href="https://www.airwavemedia.com/"><strong>Airwave Media</strong></a><strong> podcast network.</strong>​​</p><p>​​Interested in advertising on The Constant? Email <a href="mailto:sales@advertisecast.com">sales@advertisecast.com</a> to get on board!</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>Of Heroes and Hoaxes</title>
      <description>Napoleon is dead, the cry went out. But he wasn't.
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      <pubDate>Tue, 04 Jun 2024 07:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Mark Chrisler</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle></itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Napoleon is dead, the cry went out. But he wasn't.
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        <![CDATA[<p>Napoleon is dead, the cry went out. But he wasn't.</p><p><a href="https://cms.megaphone.fm/organizations/49030b9e-6e7b-11ec-9fbd-ff69d6d10229/podcasts/0d943e74-5dd8-11ec-8fbb-6744ba112d39/episodes/42022dc4-16b4-11ee-9f3e-0f0b8c71bad5/shopify.com/theconstant">Want a month trial of Shopify for just a dollar? Grab it here!</a></p><p>Check out: <a href="https://cms.megaphone.fm/organizations/49030b9e-6e7b-11ec-9fbd-ff69d6d10229/podcasts/0d943e74-5dd8-11ec-8fbb-6744ba112d39/episodes/41ea0ae6-16b4-11ee-9f3e-5b0998598c31/indeed.com/theconstant">indeed.com/theconstant</a> now to start hiring</p><p>Visit our <a href="https://patreon.com/theconstant">Patreon here</a>. You too can get ad-free, early episodes, starting now!<a href="https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirts/the-constant-podcast">​​</a></p><p><a href="https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirts/the-constant-podcast">BUY OUR MERCH, YOU FILTHY ANIMALS!</a></p><p><strong>The Constant is part of the </strong><a href="https://www.airwavemedia.com/"><strong>Airwave Media</strong></a><strong> podcast network.</strong>​​</p><p>​​Interested in advertising on The Constant? Email <a href="mailto:sales@advertisecast.com">sales@advertisecast.com</a> to get on board!</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>Ducks, Half Sold</title>
      <description>In the 18th century, something started happening to the news...
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      <pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2024 07:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:summary>In the 18th century, something started happening to the news...
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        <![CDATA[<p>In the 18th century, something started happening to the news...</p><p>Check out: <a href="https://cms.megaphone.fm/organizations/49030b9e-6e7b-11ec-9fbd-ff69d6d10229/podcasts/0d943e74-5dd8-11ec-8fbb-6744ba112d39/episodes/41ea0ae6-16b4-11ee-9f3e-5b0998598c31/indeed.com/theconstant">indeed.com/theconstant</a> now to start hiring</p><p>Visit our <a href="https://patreon.com/theconstant">Patreon here</a>. You too can get ad-free, early episodes, starting now!<a href="https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirts/the-constant-podcast">​​</a></p><p><a href="https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirts/the-constant-podcast">BUY OUR MERCH, YOU FILTHY ANIMALS!</a></p><p><strong>The Constant is part of the </strong><a href="https://www.airwavemedia.com/"><strong>Airwave Media</strong></a><strong> podcast network.</strong>​​</p><p>​​Interested in advertising on The Constant? Email <a href="mailto:sales@advertisecast.com">sales@advertisecast.com</a> to get on board!</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>3021</itunes:duration>
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      <title>Two Islands</title>
      <description>Two classic Constant episodes, re-edited, re-recorded and re-produced. "People this Isle" and "Do Good, Carefully."
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      <pubDate>Tue, 07 May 2024 07:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:author>Mark Chrisler</itunes:author>
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      <itunes:summary>Two classic Constant episodes, re-edited, re-recorded and re-produced. "People this Isle" and "Do Good, Carefully."
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        <![CDATA[<p>Two classic Constant episodes, re-edited, re-recorded and re-produced. "People this Isle" and "Do Good, Carefully."</p><p><a href="https://cms.megaphone.fm/organizations/49030b9e-6e7b-11ec-9fbd-ff69d6d10229/podcasts/0d943e74-5dd8-11ec-8fbb-6744ba112d39/episodes/42022dc4-16b4-11ee-9f3e-0f0b8c71bad5/shopify.com/theconstant">Want a month trial of Shopify for just a dollar? Grab it here!</a></p><p>Check out: <a href="https://cms.megaphone.fm/organizations/49030b9e-6e7b-11ec-9fbd-ff69d6d10229/podcasts/0d943e74-5dd8-11ec-8fbb-6744ba112d39/episodes/41ea0ae6-16b4-11ee-9f3e-5b0998598c31/indeed.com/theconstant">indeed.com/theconstant</a> now to start hiring</p><p>Visit our <a href="https://patreon.com/theconstant">Patreon here</a>. You too can get ad-free, early episodes, starting now!<a href="https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirts/the-constant-podcast">​​</a></p><p><a href="https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirts/the-constant-podcast">BUY OUR MERCH, YOU FILTHY ANIMALS!</a></p><p><strong>The Constant is part of the </strong><a href="https://www.airwavemedia.com/"><strong>Airwave Media</strong></a><strong> podcast network.</strong>​​</p><p>​​Interested in advertising on The Constant? Email <a href="mailto:sales@advertisecast.com">sales@advertisecast.com</a> to get on board!</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>Comfortably Numb, Part 3</title>
      <description>Many men tried to claim the invention of anesthesia as their own. It didn't work out well for any of them.
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      <pubDate>Tue, 23 Apr 2024 07:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:summary>Many men tried to claim the invention of anesthesia as their own. It didn't work out well for any of them.
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      <pubDate>Tue, 09 Apr 2024 07:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:summary>What does every wild west shootout in every movie you've ever seen have to do with the history of anesthesia? You'll find out in the cold open! Then, stick around for the rest.
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      <description>The war between humanity and its oldest, archest of enemies: pain.
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      <pubDate>Tue, 26 Mar 2024 07:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:summary>The war between humanity and its oldest, archest of enemies: pain.
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      <pubDate>Tue, 12 Mar 2024 07:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:summary>He was the most beautiful man in the history of Athens. And he nearly destroyed it.
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      <pubDate>Tue, 27 Feb 2024 08:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:summary>Until recently, our understanding of where babies came from was hazy. Which made it easy for a certain class of hucksters to make up crazy stuff about them.
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      <pubDate>Tue, 13 Feb 2024 08:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 30 Jan 2024 08:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:summary>Did a woman secretly manage to become pope, only to be revealed by a badly mistimed labor in the streets of Rome? Probably not! But it's gonna be fun figuring it out for sure!
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      <pubDate>Tue, 16 Jan 2024 08:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:summary>Did a cross-dressing woman manage to worm her way into the papacy, and was she discovered when she gave birth on the street? Lots of people believe and have believed in the Legend of Pope Joan. We're taking a two part dive into the history.
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      <title>Presenting: Historical Blindness</title>
      <description>Find Historical Blindness at https://www.historicalblindness.com/ or wherever you listen to this podcast. We'll be back with a new year of new episodes in two weeks.
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      <pubDate>Tue, 02 Jan 2024 08:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:author>Mark Chrisler</itunes:author>
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      <itunes:summary>Find Historical Blindness at https://www.historicalblindness.com/ or wherever you listen to this podcast. We'll be back with a new year of new episodes in two weeks.
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        <![CDATA[<p>Find Historical Blindness at <a href="https://www.historicalblindness.com/">https://www.historicalblindness.com/</a> or wherever you listen to this podcast. We'll be back with a new year of new episodes in two weeks.</p><p>Check out: <a href="https://cms.megaphone.fm/organizations/49030b9e-6e7b-11ec-9fbd-ff69d6d10229/podcasts/0d943e74-5dd8-11ec-8fbb-6744ba112d39/episodes/41ea0ae6-16b4-11ee-9f3e-5b0998598c31/indeed.com/theconstant">indeed.com/theconstant</a> now to start hiring</p><p>Visit our <a href="https://patreon.com/theconstant">Patreon here</a>. You too can get ad-free, early episodes, starting now!<a href="https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirts/the-constant-podcast">​​</a></p><p><a href="https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirts/the-constant-podcast">BUY OUR MERCH, YOU FILTHY ANIMALS!</a></p><p><strong>The Constant is part of the </strong><a href="https://www.airwavemedia.com/"><strong>Airwave Media</strong></a><strong> podcast network.</strong>​​</p><p>​​Interested in advertising on The Constant? Email <a href="mailto:sales@advertisecast.com">sales@advertisecast.com</a> to get on board!</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>A Very BMJ Christmas</title>
      <description>They celebrate the season a little differently down at The British Medical Journal.
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      <pubDate>Tue, 19 Dec 2023 08:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:author>Mark Chrisler</itunes:author>
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      <itunes:summary>They celebrate the season a little differently down at The British Medical Journal.
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      <title>99% Conspicuous</title>
      <description>The James R. Thompson Center is the most hated building in the city of Chicago. And it has to be protected. 
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      <pubDate>Tue, 05 Dec 2023 08:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:author>Mark Chrisler</itunes:author>
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      <itunes:summary>The James R. Thompson Center is the most hated building in the city of Chicago. And it has to be protected. 
Check out Nathan Eddy's documentaries on The Thompson Center, Helmut Jahn, and more, here: https://vimeo.com/nathaneddy 
Find Stewart Hicks' youtube channel, with great architectural content (much of it about The Thompson Center) here: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCYAm24PkejQR2xMgJgn7xwg 
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        <![CDATA[<p>The James R. Thompson Center is the most hated building in the city of Chicago. And it has to be protected. </p><p>Check out Nathan Eddy's documentaries on The Thompson Center, Helmut Jahn, and more, here: <a href="https://vimeo.com/nathaneddy">https://vimeo.com/nathaneddy</a> </p><p>Find Stewart Hicks' youtube channel, with great architectural content (much of it about The Thompson Center) here: <a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCYAm24PkejQR2xMgJgn7xwg">https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCYAm24PkejQR2xMgJgn7xwg</a> </p><p>Visit The Chicago Architecture Center's Thompson Center page here: <a href="https://www.architecture.org/learn/resources/buildings-of-chicago/building/thompson-center/">https://www.architecture.org/learn/resources/buildings-of-chicago/building/thompson-center/</a> </p><p>Check out: <a href="https://cms.megaphone.fm/organizations/49030b9e-6e7b-11ec-9fbd-ff69d6d10229/podcasts/0d943e74-5dd8-11ec-8fbb-6744ba112d39/episodes/41ea0ae6-16b4-11ee-9f3e-5b0998598c31/indeed.com/theconstant">indeed.com/theconstant</a> now to start hiring</p><p>Get 15% off your MasterClass subscription by visiting <a href="https://cms.megaphone.fm/organizations/49030b9e-6e7b-11ec-9fbd-ff69d6d10229/podcasts/0d943e74-5dd8-11ec-8fbb-6744ba112d39/episodes/a4e48ef8-9105-11ed-82ee-6f087a9bcd63/masterclass.com/theconstant"><strong>masterclass.com/theconstant</strong></a> today!</p><p>Visit our <a href="https://patreon.com/theconstant">Patreon here</a>. You too can get ad-free, early episodes, starting now!<a href="https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirts/the-constant-podcast">​​</a></p><p><a href="https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirts/the-constant-podcast">BUY OUR MERCH, YOU FILTHY ANIMALS!</a></p><p><strong>The Constant is part of the </strong><a href="https://www.airwavemedia.com/"><strong>Airwave Media</strong></a><strong> podcast network.</strong>​​</p><p>​​Interested in advertising on The Constant? Email <a href="mailto:sales@advertisecast.com">sales@advertisecast.com</a> to get on board!</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>Rock Bottomless, Part 2</title>
      <description>We can go deeper.
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      <pubDate>Tue, 21 Nov 2023 08:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Mark Chrisler</itunes:author>
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      <itunes:summary>We can go deeper.
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        <![CDATA[<p>We can go deeper.</p><p>This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at <a href="https://cms.megaphone.fm/organizations/49030b9e-6e7b-11ec-9fbd-ff69d6d10229/podcasts/0d943e74-5dd8-11ec-8fbb-6744ba112d39/episodes/120fb152-16b1-11ee-85f5-df91320b85dc/betterhelp.com/theconstant">betterhelp.com/theconstant</a> and get on your way to being your best self.</p><p><a href="https://cms.megaphone.fm/organizations/49030b9e-6e7b-11ec-9fbd-ff69d6d10229/podcasts/0d943e74-5dd8-11ec-8fbb-6744ba112d39/episodes/42022dc4-16b4-11ee-9f3e-0f0b8c71bad5/shopify.com/theconstant">Want a month trial of Shopify for just a dollar? Grab it here!</a></p><p>Visit our <a href="https://patreon.com/theconstant">Patreon here</a>. You too can get ad-free, early episodes, starting now!<a href="https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirts/the-constant-podcast">​​</a></p><p><a href="https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirts/the-constant-podcast">BUY OUR MERCH, YOU FILTHY ANIMALS!</a></p><p><strong>The Constant is part of the </strong><a href="https://www.airwavemedia.com/"><strong>Airwave Media</strong></a><strong> podcast network.</strong>​​</p><p>​​Interested in advertising on The Constant? Email <a href="mailto:sales@advertisecast.com">sales@advertisecast.com</a> to get on board!</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>Rock Bottomless, Part 1</title>
      <description>This week, we're going deep. How deep? No one knows!
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      <pubDate>Tue, 07 Nov 2023 08:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Mark Chrisler</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle></itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>This week, we're going deep. How deep? No one knows!
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        <![CDATA[<p>This week, we're going deep. How deep? No one knows!</p><p>Check out: <a href="https://cms.megaphone.fm/organizations/49030b9e-6e7b-11ec-9fbd-ff69d6d10229/podcasts/0d943e74-5dd8-11ec-8fbb-6744ba112d39/episodes/41ea0ae6-16b4-11ee-9f3e-5b0998598c31/indeed.com/theconstant">indeed.com/theconstant</a> now to start hiring</p><p>Get 15% off your MasterClass subscription by visiting <a href="https://cms.megaphone.fm/organizations/49030b9e-6e7b-11ec-9fbd-ff69d6d10229/podcasts/0d943e74-5dd8-11ec-8fbb-6744ba112d39/episodes/a4e48ef8-9105-11ed-82ee-6f087a9bcd63/masterclass.com/theconstant"><strong>masterclass.com/theconstant</strong></a> today!</p><p>Visit our <a href="https://patreon.com/theconstant">Patreon here</a>. You too can get ad-free, early episodes, starting now!<a href="https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirts/the-constant-podcast">​​</a></p><p><a href="https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirts/the-constant-podcast">BUY OUR MERCH, YOU FILTHY ANIMALS!</a></p><p><strong>The Constant is part of the </strong><a href="https://www.airwavemedia.com/"><strong>Airwave Media</strong></a><strong> podcast network.</strong>​​</p><p>​​Interested in advertising on The Constant? Email <a href="mailto:sales@advertisecast.com">sales@advertisecast.com</a> to get on board!</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>3228</itunes:duration>
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      <title>The Werewolf</title>
      <description>A beastly history of the beasts that stalked Europe for centuries.
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      <pubDate>Tue, 24 Oct 2023 07:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Mark Chrisler</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle></itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>A beastly history of the beasts that stalked Europe for centuries.
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        <![CDATA[<p>A beastly history of the beasts that stalked Europe for centuries.</p><p>This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at <a href="https://cms.megaphone.fm/organizations/49030b9e-6e7b-11ec-9fbd-ff69d6d10229/podcasts/0d943e74-5dd8-11ec-8fbb-6744ba112d39/episodes/120fb152-16b1-11ee-85f5-df91320b85dc/betterhelp.com/theconstant">betterhelp.com/theconstant</a> and get on your way to being your best self.</p><p>Get 15% off your MasterClass subscription by visiting <a href="masterclass.com/theconstant"><strong>masterclass.com/theconstant</strong></a> today!</p><p>Visit our Patreon here. You too can get ad-free, early episodes, starting now!​​</p><p>BUY OUR MERCH, YOU FILTHY ANIMALS!</p><p>The Constant is part of the Airwave Media podcast network.​​</p><p>​​Interested in advertising on The Constant? Email sales@advertisecast.com to get on board!</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>4041</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Psych Out, Pt 3: Repeat After Me</title>
      <description>In which a psychic horse causes the greatest crisis in scientific history.

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      <pubDate>Tue, 10 Oct 2023 07:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Mark Chrisler</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle></itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>In which a psychic horse causes the greatest crisis in scientific history.

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      <title>Introducing: Southern Gothic</title>
      <description>The Baynard Mausoleum is the oldest surviving structure on Hilton Head Island, but eerily, the family once interred inside is no longer there. Now, after a century of vandalism and treasure hunters has taken its toll, we attempt to explore the local lore that has sprung up to give this unique tomb a romantic origin story.


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      <pubDate>Sat, 07 Oct 2023 05:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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      <title>Psych Out, Pt 2: Pick a Card</title>
      <description>In which a talking, psychic horse gives JB Rhine the idea for a new field of science: parapsychology.
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      <pubDate>Tue, 19 Sep 2023 07:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:summary>In which a talking, psychic horse gives JB Rhine the idea for a new field of science: parapsychology.
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      <title>Psych Out, Pt 1: Lady Wonder</title>
      <description>A horse is a horse, unless, of course, that horse can tell the future.
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      <pubDate>Tue, 05 Sep 2023 07:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:summary>A horse is a horse, unless, of course, that horse can tell the future.
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      <title>Everything Aristotle Has Said is Wrong &amp; The Reflex</title>
      <description>Early episodes of this show sound like crap! So this week we're remaking a couple of old favorites.
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      <pubDate>Tue, 22 Aug 2023 07:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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      <title>The One from Nowhere</title>
      <description>In 1900, three lighthouse keepers went missing, starting a phony mystery that long concealed a real one.

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      <pubDate>Tue, 08 Aug 2023 07:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:summary>In 1900, three lighthouse keepers went missing, starting a phony mystery that long concealed a real one.

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      <title>Burning Men</title>
      <description>There's a party in 14th Century Europe, and everybody's invited!
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      <pubDate>Tue, 25 Jul 2023 07:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:summary>There's a party in 14th Century Europe, and everybody's invited!
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      <title>The Captain and The Serpent, Part 2</title>
      <description>What's that out there in the distance? A fish? A whale? A SEA SERPENT?! No, it's just the conclusion to our latest two part series!
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      <pubDate>Tue, 11 Jul 2023 07:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:summary>What's that out there in the distance? A fish? A whale? A SEA SERPENT?! No, it's just the conclusion to our latest two part series!
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      <title>The Captain and The Serpent, Part 1</title>
      <description>Murder! Monsters! Lifeboats! This one's got it all.

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      <pubDate>Tue, 27 Jun 2023 07:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:summary>Murder! Monsters! Lifeboats! This one's got it all.

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        <![CDATA[<p>Murder! Monsters! Lifeboats! This one's got it all.</p><p><br></p><p>Go to <a href="drinkAG1.com/constant">drinkAG1.com/constant</a> to get a FREE 1-year supply of immune-supporting Vitamin D AND 5 FREE travel packs with your first purchase.</p><p>This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at <a href="betterhelp.com/theconstant">betterhelp.com/theconstant</a> and get on your way to being your best self.</p><p>Want a month trial of Shopify for just a dollar? <a href="http://www.shopify.com/theconstant">Grab it here!</a></p><p>﻿Visit our Patreon here. You too can get ad-free, early episodes, starting now!​​</p><p>BUY OUR MERCH, YOU FILTHY ANIMALS!</p><p>The Constant is part of the Airwave Media podcast network.​​</p><p>​​Interested in advertising on The Constant? Email sales@advertisecast.com to get on board!</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>Red Mercury, Part 2</title>
      <description>Buckle up your crazy belts, 'cuz we're going off the rails on a crazy train to crazy town!
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      <pubDate>Tue, 06 Jun 2023 07:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:summary>Buckle up your crazy belts, 'cuz we're going off the rails on a crazy train to crazy town!
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        <![CDATA[<p>Buckle up your crazy belts, 'cuz we're going off the rails on a crazy train to crazy town!</p><p>Thanks Athletic Greens. Go to <a href="https://cms.megaphone.fm/organizations/49030b9e-6e7b-11ec-9fbd-ff69d6d10229/podcasts/0d943e74-5dd8-11ec-8fbb-6744ba112d39/episodes/a3ce6052-9105-11ed-82ee-b793a97cdebd/athleticgreens.com/constant">athleticgreens.com/constant</a> to get a FREE 1-year supply of immune-supporting Vitamin D AND 5 FREE travel packs with your first purchase.</p><p>This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at <a href="https://cms.megaphone.fm/organizations/49030b9e-6e7b-11ec-9fbd-ff69d6d10229/podcasts/0d943e74-5dd8-11ec-8fbb-6744ba112d39/episodes/a3ce6052-9105-11ed-82ee-b793a97cdebd/betterhelp.com/theconstant">betterhelp.com/theconstant</a> and get on your way to being your best self.</p><p>Check out: <a href="http://indeed.com/theconstant">indeed.com/theconstant</a> now to start hiring</p><p>Visit our <a href="https://patreon.com/theconstant">Patreon here</a>. You too can get ad-free, early episodes, starting now!<a href="https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirts/the-constant-podcast">​​</a></p><p><a href="https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirts/the-constant-podcast">BUY OUR MERCH, YOU FILTHY ANIMALS!</a></p><p><strong>The Constant is part of the </strong><a href="https://www.airwavemedia.com/"><strong>Airwave Media</strong></a><strong> podcast network.</strong>​​</p><p>​​Interested in advertising on The Constant? Email <a href="mailto:sales@advertisecast.com">sales@advertisecast.com</a> to get on board!</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>Red Mercury, Part 1</title>
      <description>In 2004, three men were arrested in London. Their crime was attempting to purchase material to build a nuclear bomb. But most everyone agrees that material does not exist.
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      <pubDate>Tue, 23 May 2023 07:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Mark Chrisler</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle></itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>In 2004, three men were arrested in London. Their crime was attempting to purchase material to build a nuclear bomb. But most everyone agrees that material does not exist.
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      <title>A Pickle for The Knowing Ones</title>
      <description>This is The Tale of Lord Timothy Dexter: The Luckiest Asshole in History.

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      <pubDate>Tue, 09 May 2023 07:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:author>Mark Chrisler</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle></itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>This is The Tale of Lord Timothy Dexter: The Luckiest Asshole in History.

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        <![CDATA[<p>This is The Tale of Lord Timothy Dexter: The Luckiest Asshole in History.</p><p><br></p><p>This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at <a href="https://cms.megaphone.fm/organizations/49030b9e-6e7b-11ec-9fbd-ff69d6d10229/podcasts/0d943e74-5dd8-11ec-8fbb-6744ba112d39/episodes/a39ad548-9105-11ed-82ee-b3aea38980b4/betterhelp.com/theconstant">betterhelp.com/theconstant</a> and get on your way to being your best self.</p><p>Thanks HelloFresh! Go to <a href="https://cms.megaphone.fm/organizations/49030b9e-6e7b-11ec-9fbd-ff69d6d10229/podcasts/0d943e74-5dd8-11ec-8fbb-6744ba112d39/episodes/a3812d32-9105-11ed-82ee-57653dd0355a/HelloFresh.com/constant50">HelloFresh.com/constant50</a> and use code constant50 for 50% off, plus your first box ships free!</p><p>Check out: <a href="http://indeed.com/theconstant">indeed.com/theconstant</a> now to start hiring</p><p>Visit our <a href="https://patreon.com/theconstant">Patreon here</a>. You too can get ad-free, early episodes, starting now!<a href="https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirts/the-constant-podcast">​​</a></p><p><a href="https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirts/the-constant-podcast">BUY OUR MERCH, YOU FILTHY ANIMALS!</a></p><p><strong>The Constant is part of the </strong><a href="https://www.airwavemedia.com/"><strong>Airwave Media</strong></a><strong> podcast network.</strong>​​</p><p>​​Interested in advertising on The Constant? Email <a href="mailto:sales@advertisecast.com">sales@advertisecast.com</a> to get on board!</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>I Have Come from Hell</title>
      <description>On the morning of May 8th, 1902, Ludgar Sylbaris awoke in jail alone. And then the world ended.
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      <pubDate>Tue, 25 Apr 2023 07:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:summary>On the morning of May 8th, 1902, Ludgar Sylbaris awoke in jail alone. And then the world ended.
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      <title>Happy Place</title>
      <description>The special spring break surprise is here! Join Heather for a journey into the sad side of the happiest place on Earth.
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      <pubDate>Tue, 11 Apr 2023 07:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Mark Chrisler</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle></itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>The special spring break surprise is here! Join Heather for a journey into the sad side of the happiest place on Earth.
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      <title>This Means War (Volume 2)</title>
      <description>Watch yourself: the wars only get stupider from here.
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      <pubDate>Tue, 28 Mar 2023 07:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Mark Chrisler</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle></itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Watch yourself: the wars only get stupider from here.
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      <title>This Means War (Volume 1)</title>
      <description>At its best, war is terrible, wasteful, regrettable and necessary. At its worst, it's just fucking stupid.
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      <pubDate>Tue, 14 Mar 2023 07:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
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      <itunes:subtitle></itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>At its best, war is terrible, wasteful, regrettable and necessary. At its worst, it's just fucking stupid.
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      <title>The Earliest Englishman (Part 2)</title>
      <description>A mystery story where one of the suspects writes mystery stories? How could you go wrong!
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      <pubDate>Tue, 28 Feb 2023 09:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:season>13</itunes:season>
      <itunes:author>Mark Chrisler</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle></itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>A mystery story where one of the suspects writes mystery stories? How could you go wrong!
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      <title>The Earliest Englishman (Part 1)</title>
      <description>In December, 1912 a lawyer and a paleontologist made an amazing announcement: The missing link was real, the missing link had been found, and--most incredibly--the missing link was... English?
This is the story of the greatest scientific scandal of the 20th century: Piltdown Man.
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      <pubDate>Tue, 14 Feb 2023 08:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:season>12</itunes:season>
      <itunes:author>Mark Chrisler</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle></itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>In December, 1912 a lawyer and a paleontologist made an amazing announcement: The missing link was real, the missing link had been found, and--most incredibly--the missing link was... English?
This is the story of the greatest scientific scandal of the 20th century: Piltdown Man.
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      <title>Link Missing (Part 2)</title>
      <description>After Charles Darwin published Origin of Species, the scientific world spent the next fifty years searching for an alternative theory for evolution. And they found plenty. This is the story of a period known as "The Eclipse of Darwinism".
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      <pubDate>Tue, 31 Jan 2023 08:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:season>12</itunes:season>
      <itunes:author>Mark Chrisler</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle></itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>After Charles Darwin published Origin of Species, the scientific world spent the next fifty years searching for an alternative theory for evolution. And they found plenty. This is the story of a period known as "The Eclipse of Darwinism".
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        <![CDATA[<p>After Charles Darwin published <em>Origin of Species</em>, the scientific world spent the next fifty years searching for an alternative theory for evolution. And they found plenty. This is the story of a period known as "The Eclipse of Darwinism".</p><p>Visit our <a href="https://patreon.com/theconstant">Patreon here</a>. You too can get ad-free, early episodes, starting now!<a href="https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirts/the-constant-podcast">​​</a></p><p><a href="https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirts/the-constant-podcast">BUY OUR MERCH, YOU FILTHY ANIMALS!</a></p><p><strong>The Constant is part of the </strong><a href="https://www.airwavemedia.com/"><strong>Airwave Media</strong></a><strong> podcast network.</strong>​​</p><p>​​Interested in advertising on The Constant? Email <a href="mailto:sales@advertisecast.com">sales@advertisecast.com</a> to get on board!</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>Link Missing (Part 1)</title>
      <description>What is a man? A miserable pile of secrets, of course. But in the 19th century, a debate arose about whether apes might have miserable piles of their own, leading to a controversy that persists to this day: are apes men, or are men apes?
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      <pubDate>Tue, 17 Jan 2023 08:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:season>9</itunes:season>
      <itunes:author>Mark Chrisler</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle></itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>What is a man? A miserable pile of secrets, of course. But in the 19th century, a debate arose about whether apes might have miserable piles of their own, leading to a controversy that persists to this day: are apes men, or are men apes?
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        <![CDATA[<p>What is a man? A miserable pile of secrets, of course. But in the 19th century, a debate arose about whether apes might have miserable piles of their own, leading to a controversy that persists to this day: are apes men, or are men apes?</p><p>Want a month trial of Shopify for just a dollar? <a href="http://www.shopify.com/theconstant">Grab it here!</a>​</p><p>Visit our <a href="https://patreon.com/theconstant">Patreon here</a>. You too can get ad-free, early episodes, starting now!<a href="https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirts/the-constant-podcast">​​</a></p><p><a href="https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirts/the-constant-podcast">BUY OUR MERCH, YOU FILTHY ANIMALS!</a></p><p><strong>The Constant is part of the </strong><a href="https://www.airwavemedia.com/"><strong>Airwave Media</strong></a><strong> podcast network.</strong>​​</p><p>​​Interested in advertising on The Constant? Email <a href="mailto:sales@advertisecast.com">sales@advertisecast.com</a> to get on board!</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>Are Whales Fish?</title>
      <description>To start off the year, we're looking back at an old favorite that plays a significant part in an upcoming series.
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      <pubDate>Mon, 02 Jan 2023 08:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Mark Chrisler</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle></itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>To start off the year, we're looking back at an old favorite that plays a significant part in an upcoming series.
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        <![CDATA[<p>To start off the year, we're looking back at an old favorite that plays a significant part in an upcoming series.</p><p>Visit <a href="https://www.givewell.org/">GiveWell.org</a> to find a charity today. Be sure to choose "podcast" and enter "The Constant" at checkout to get your donation matched up to $100 dollars.​</p><p>Visit our <a href="https://patreon.com/theconstant">Patreon here</a>. You too can get ad-free, early episodes, starting now!<a href="https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirts/the-constant-podcast">​​</a></p><p><a href="https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirts/the-constant-podcast">BUY OUR MERCH, YOU FILTHY ANIMALS!</a></p><p><strong>The Constant is part of the </strong><a href="https://www.airwavemedia.com/"><strong>Airwave Media</strong></a><strong> podcast network.</strong>​​</p><p>​​Interested in advertising on The Constant? Email <a href="mailto:sales@advertisecast.com">sales@advertisecast.com</a> to get on board!</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>The War on Christmas</title>
      <description>Merry Christmas, you filthy animals.
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      <pubDate>Tue, 20 Dec 2022 08:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:season>9</itunes:season>
      <itunes:author>Mark Chrisler</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle></itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Merry Christmas, you filthy animals.
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        <![CDATA[<p>Merry Christmas, you filthy animals.</p><p>This episode is sponsored by/brought to you by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/theconstant and get on your way to being your best self:</p><p><a href="http://betterhelp.com/theconstant">http://betterhelp.com/theconstant</a></p><p>Visit <a href="https://www.givewell.org/">GiveWell.org</a> to find a charity today. Be sure to choose "podcast" and enter "The Constant" at checkout to get your donation matched up to $100 dollars.​</p><p>Visit our <a href="https://patreon.com/theconstant">Patreon here</a>. You too can get ad-free, early episodes, starting now!<a href="https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirts/the-constant-podcast">​​</a></p><p><a href="https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirts/the-constant-podcast">BUY OUR MERCH, YOU FILTHY ANIMALS!</a></p><p><strong>The Constant is part of the </strong><a href="https://www.airwavemedia.com/"><strong>Airwave Media</strong></a><strong> podcast network.</strong>​​</p><p>​​Interested in advertising on The Constant? Email <a href="mailto:sales@advertisecast.com">sales@advertisecast.com</a> to get on board!</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>It's The Little Things (Volume 2)</title>
      <description>One more round of short stories, about little things, that had big consequences.
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      <pubDate>Tue, 06 Dec 2022 08:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:season>8</itunes:season>
      <itunes:author>Mark Chrisler</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle></itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>One more round of short stories, about little things, that had big consequences.
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        <![CDATA[<p>One more round of short stories, about little things, that had big consequences.</p><p>This episode is sponsored by/brought to you by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/theconstant and get on your way to being your best self:</p><p><a href="http://betterhelp.com/theconstant">http://betterhelp.com/theconstant</a></p><p>How about a free fourteen day trial of Shopify? <a href="http://www.shopify.com/theconstant">Grab it here!</a></p><p>Want 15% off an annual subscription to MasterClass? Go here:</p><p><a href="http://masterclass.com/theconstant">http://masterclass.com/theconstant</a></p><p>Visit <a href="https://www.givewell.org/">GiveWell.org</a> to find a charity today. Be sure to choose "podcast" and enter "The Constant" at checkout to get your donation matched up to $100 dollars.​</p><p>Visit our <a href="https://patreon.com/theconstant">Patreon here</a>. You too can get ad-free, early episodes, starting now!<a href="https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirts/the-constant-podcast">​​</a></p><p><a href="https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirts/the-constant-podcast">BUY OUR MERCH, YOU FILTHY ANIMALS!</a></p><p><strong>The Constant is part of the </strong><a href="https://www.airwavemedia.com/"><strong>Airwave Media</strong></a><strong> podcast network.</strong>​​</p><p>​​Interested in advertising on The Constant? Email <a href="mailto:sales@advertisecast.com">sales@advertisecast.com</a> to get on board!</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>It's a Secret to Everyone (Volume 3)</title>
      <description>It's Mark's birthday, it's The Constant's birthday, and it's Thanksgiving. In celebration we're opening up The Secret Feed vault and asking you to sponsor this show!
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      <pubDate>Tue, 22 Nov 2022 08:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:season>7</itunes:season>
      <itunes:author>Mark Chrisler</itunes:author>
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      <itunes:summary>It's Mark's birthday, it's The Constant's birthday, and it's Thanksgiving. In celebration we're opening up The Secret Feed vault and asking you to sponsor this show!
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        <![CDATA[<p>It's Mark's birthday, it's The Constant's birthday, and it's Thanksgiving. In celebration we're opening up The Secret Feed vault and asking you to sponsor this show!</p><p>This episode is sponsored by/brought to you by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/theconstant and get on your way to being your best self:</p><p><a href="http://betterhelp.com/theconstant">http://betterhelp.com/theconstant</a>​</p><p>Visit our <a href="https://patreon.com/theconstant">Patreon here</a>. You too can get ad-free, early episodes, starting now!<a href="https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirts/the-constant-podcast">​​</a></p><p><a href="https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirts/the-constant-podcast">BUY OUR MERCH, YOU FILTHY ANIMALS!</a></p><p><strong>The Constant is part of the </strong><a href="https://www.airwavemedia.com/"><strong>Airwave Media</strong></a><strong> podcast network.</strong>​​</p><p>​​Interested in advertising on The Constant? Email <a href="mailto:sales@advertisecast.com">sales@advertisecast.com</a> to get on board!</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>It's The Little Things</title>
      <description>We're keeping things simple this week. Or that was the plan at least. But sometimes the simple things are friggin' complicated.
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      <pubDate>Tue, 08 Nov 2022 08:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:season>12</itunes:season>
      <itunes:author>Mark Chrisler</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle></itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>We're keeping things simple this week. Or that was the plan at least. But sometimes the simple things are friggin' complicated.
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        <![CDATA[<p>We're keeping things simple this week. Or that was the plan at least. But sometimes the simple things are friggin' complicated.</p><p>Get $75 credit to upgrade your job post at <a href="http://www.indeed.com/theconstant">indeed.com/theconstant</a></p><p>This episode is sponsored by/brought to you by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/theconstant and get on your way to being your best self:</p><p><a href="http://betterhelp.com/theconstant">http://betterhelp.com/theconstant</a></p><p>How about a free fourteen day trial of Shopify? <a href="http://www.shopify.com/theconstant">Grab it here!</a></p><p>Want 15% off an annual subscription to MasterClass? Go here:</p><p><a href="http://masterclass.com/theconstant">http://masterclass.com/theconstant</a>​</p><p>Visit our <a href="https://patreon.com/theconstant">Patreon here</a>. You too can get ad-free, early episodes, starting now!<a href="https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirts/the-constant-podcast">​​</a></p><p><a href="https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirts/the-constant-podcast">BUY OUR MERCH, YOU FILTHY ANIMALS!</a></p><p><strong>The Constant is part of the </strong><a href="https://www.airwavemedia.com/"><strong>Airwave Media</strong></a><strong> podcast network.</strong>​​</p><p>​​Interested in advertising on The Constant? Email <a href="mailto:sales@advertisecast.com">sales@advertisecast.com</a> to get on board!</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>Sister Pact</title>
      <description>We've got a special Halloween episode for you, full of demonic possessions, dark conspiracies and sexy nuns. What more could you ask for?
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      <pubDate>Tue, 25 Oct 2022 07:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:season>12</itunes:season>
      <itunes:author>Mark Chrisler</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle></itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>We've got a special Halloween episode for you, full of demonic possessions, dark conspiracies and sexy nuns. What more could you ask for?
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        <![CDATA[<p>We've got a special Halloween episode for you, full of demonic possessions, dark conspiracies and sexy nuns. What more could you ask for?</p><p>Get $75 credit to upgrade your job post at <a href="http://www.indeed.com/theconstant">indeed.com/theconstant</a></p><p>Get 10% off your first month of online counseling by visiting:</p><p><a href="http://betterhelp.com/theconstant">http://betterhelp.com/theconstant</a>​</p><p>Visit our <a href="https://patreon.com/theconstant">Patreon here</a>. You too can get ad-free, early episodes, starting now!<a href="https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirts/the-constant-podcast">​​</a></p><p><a href="https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirts/the-constant-podcast">BUY OUR MERCH, YOU FILTHY ANIMALS!</a></p><p><strong>The Constant is part of the </strong><a href="https://www.airwavemedia.com/"><strong>Airwave Media</strong></a><strong> podcast network.</strong>​​</p><p>​​Interested in advertising on The Constant? Email <a href="mailto:sales@advertisecast.com">sales@advertisecast.com</a> to get on board!</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>The Constant Presents: History Daily</title>
      <description>Good history, well-told, five days a week. That's History Daily. So get on it, y'buncha jagbags!
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      <pubDate>Tue, 18 Oct 2022 04:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:season>12</itunes:season>
      <itunes:author>Mark Chrisler</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle></itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Good history, well-told, five days a week. That's History Daily. So get on it, y'buncha jagbags!
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      <title>The Foolkiller Pt 7: Or Rewrite History</title>
      <description>After more than four years of research and nine hours of episodes, we're finally at the TRUE conclusion to The Foolkiller Saga. Or are we...?
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      <pubDate>Tue, 04 Oct 2022 07:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:season>12</itunes:season>
      <itunes:author>Mark Chrisler</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle></itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>After more than four years of research and nine hours of episodes, we're finally at the TRUE conclusion to The Foolkiller Saga. Or are we...?
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        <![CDATA[<p>After more than four years of research and nine hours of episodes, we're finally at the TRUE conclusion to The Foolkiller Saga. Or are we...?</p><p>Want 15% off an annual subscription to MasterClass? Go here:</p><p><a href="http://masterclass.com/theconstant">http://masterclass.com/theconstant</a></p><p>Get 10% off your first month of online counseling by visiting:</p><p><a href="http://betterhelp.com/theconstant">http://betterhelp.com/theconstant</a>​</p><p>Visit our <a href="https://patreon.com/theconstant">Patreon here</a>. You too can get ad-free, early episodes, starting now!<a href="https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirts/the-constant-podcast">​​</a></p><p><a href="https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirts/the-constant-podcast">BUY OUR MERCH, YOU FILTHY ANIMALS!</a></p><p><strong>The Constant is part of the </strong><a href="https://www.airwavemedia.com/"><strong>Airwave Media</strong></a><strong> podcast network.</strong>​​</p><p>​Interested in advertising on The Constant? Email <a href="mailto:sales@advertisecast.com">sales@advertisecast.com</a> to get on board!</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>The Foolkiller Pt 6: Might Solve a Mystery</title>
      <description>Just when I think I'm out, they pull me back in.
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      <pubDate>Tue, 20 Sep 2022 07:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:season>12</itunes:season>
      <itunes:author>Mark Chrisler</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle></itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Just when I think I'm out, they pull me back in.
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      <title>Heart of Darkness</title>
      <description>This is the story of two diseases, and two theories about where one of them came from.

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      <pubDate>Tue, 06 Sep 2022 07:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
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      <itunes:author>Mark Chrisler</itunes:author>
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      <itunes:summary>This is the story of two diseases, and two theories about where one of them came from.

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        <![CDATA[<p>This is the story of two diseases, and two theories about where one of them came from.</p><p><br></p><p>Want 15% off an annual subscription to MasterClass? Go here:</p><p><a href="http://masterclass.com/theconstant">http://masterclass.com/theconstant</a></p><p>Get $75 credit to upgrade your job post at <a href="http://www.indeed.com/theconstant">indeed.com/theconstant</a></p><p>Get 10% off your first month of online counseling by visiting:</p><p><a href="http://betterhelp.com/theconstant">http://betterhelp.com/theconstant</a>​</p><p>Visit our <a href="https://patreon.com/theconstant">Patreon here</a>. You too can get ad-free, early episodes, starting now!<a href="https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirts/the-constant-podcast">​​</a></p><p><a href="https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirts/the-constant-podcast">BUY OUR MERCH, YOU FILTHY ANIMALS!</a></p><p><strong>The Constant is part of the </strong><a href="https://www.airwavemedia.com/"><strong>Airwave Media</strong></a><strong> podcast network.</strong>​​</p><p>​Interested in advertising on The Constant? Email <a href="mailto:sales@advertisecast.com">sales@advertisecast.com</a> to get on board!</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>The Greater Good</title>
      <description>This is a story about the search for goodness in the world. Naturally, it ends tragically.
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      <pubDate>Tue, 23 Aug 2022 07:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:season>12</itunes:season>
      <itunes:author>Mark Chrisler</itunes:author>
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      <itunes:summary>This is a story about the search for goodness in the world. Naturally, it ends tragically.
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        <![CDATA[<p>This is a story about the search for goodness in the world. Naturally, it ends tragically.</p><p>Get $75 credit to upgrade your job post at <a href="http://www.indeed.com/theconstant">indeed.com/theconstant</a></p><p>Get 10% off your first month of online counseling by visiting:</p><p><a href="http://betterhelp.com/theconstant">http://betterhelp.com/theconstant</a>​</p><p>Visit <a href="https://www.givewell.org/">GiveWell.org</a> to find a charity today. Be sure to choose "podcast" and enter "The Constant" at checkout.</p><p>Visit our <a href="https://patreon.com/theconstant">Patreon here</a>. You too can get ad-free, early episodes, starting now!<a href="https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirts/the-constant-podcast">​​</a></p><p><a href="https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirts/the-constant-podcast">BUY OUR MERCH, YOU FILTHY ANIMALS!</a></p><p><strong>The Constant is part of the </strong><a href="https://www.airwavemedia.com/"><strong>Airwave Media</strong></a><strong> podcast network.</strong>​​</p><p>​Interested in advertising on The Constant? Email <a href="mailto:sales@advertisecast.com">sales@advertisecast.com</a> to get on board!</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>Cassandras</title>
      <description>Three high ranking American financial officials tried to warn the world about the 2008 financial collapse. But they were ignored, in large part because of who they were: women. On this episode we're looking at the stories of a few of the many women like them whose contributions, insights and discoveries have been overlooked, undercut or highjacked.
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      <pubDate>Tue, 09 Aug 2022 07:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:season>8</itunes:season>
      <itunes:author>Mark Chrisler</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle></itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Three high ranking American financial officials tried to warn the world about the 2008 financial collapse. But they were ignored, in large part because of who they were: women. On this episode we're looking at the stories of a few of the many women like them whose contributions, insights and discoveries have been overlooked, undercut or highjacked.
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        <![CDATA[<p>Three high ranking American financial officials tried to warn the world about the 2008 financial collapse. But they were ignored, in large part because of who they were: women. On this episode we're looking at the stories of a few of the many women like them whose contributions, insights and discoveries have been overlooked, undercut or highjacked.</p><p>Want 15% off an annual subscription to MasterClass? Go here:</p><p><a href="http://masterclass.com/theconstant">http://masterclass.com/theconstant</a></p><p>How about a free fourteen day trial of Shopify? <a href="http://www.shopify.com/theconstant">Grab it here!</a></p><p>Get $75 credit to upgrade your job post at <a href="http://www.indeed.com/theconstant">indeed.com/theconstant</a></p><p>Get 10% off your first month of online counseling by visiting:</p><p><a href="http://betterhelp.com/theconstant">http://betterhelp.com/theconstant</a></p><p>​Visit <a href="https://www.givewell.org/">GiveWell.org</a> to find a charity today. Be sure to choose "podcast" and enter "The Constant" at checkout.</p><p>Visit our <a href="https://patreon.com/theconstant">Patreon here</a>. You too can get ad-free, early episodes, starting now!<a href="https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirts/the-constant-podcast">​​</a></p><p><a href="https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirts/the-constant-podcast">BUY OUR MERCH, YOU FILTHY ANIMALS!</a></p><p><strong>The Constant is part of the </strong><a href="https://www.airwavemedia.com/"><strong>Airwave Media</strong></a><strong> podcast network.</strong>​​</p><p>Interested in advertising on The Constant? Email <a href="mailto:sales@advertisecast.com">sales@advertisecast.com</a> to get on board!</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>Do You Think He Saur Us?</title>
      <description>Beneath lackluster Disney movies and schlocky cable reality television lies an untold true story: the secret brontosauruses of Africa, and the men trying to find them.

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      <pubDate>Tue, 26 Jul 2022 07:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:season>12</itunes:season>
      <itunes:author>Mark Chrisler</itunes:author>
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      <itunes:summary>Beneath lackluster Disney movies and schlocky cable reality television lies an untold true story: the secret brontosauruses of Africa, and the men trying to find them.

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        <![CDATA[<p>Beneath lackluster Disney movies and schlocky cable reality television lies an untold true story: the secret brontosauruses of Africa, and the men trying to find them.</p><p><br></p><p>Get $75 credit to upgrade your job post at <a href="http://www.indeed.com/theconstant">indeed.com/theconstant</a></p><p>Get 10% off your first month of online counseling by visiting:</p><p><a href="http://betterhelp.com/theconstant">http://betterhelp.com/theconstant</a></p><p>Visit our <a href="https://patreon.com/theconstant">Patreon here</a>.<a href="https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirts/the-constant-podcast">​​</a></p><p><a href="https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirts/the-constant-podcast">BUY OUR MERCH, YOU FILTHY ANIMALS!</a></p><p><strong>The Constant is part of the </strong><a href="https://www.airwavemedia.com/"><strong>Airwave Media</strong></a><strong> podcast network.</strong>​​</p><p>Interested in advertising on The Constant? Email <a href="mailto:sales@advertisecast.com">sales@advertisecast.com</a> to get on board!</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>Chicago</title>
      <description>After every American mass shooting, the gun debate is drowned in one question: What about Chicago? Today, we're answering it.
"How the A.T.F., Key to Biden’s Gun Plan, Became an N.R.A. ‘Whipping Boy’" -NYT
"The ATF’s Nonsensical Non-Searchable Gun Databases, Explained" -The Trace
University of Chicago Firearms Reports
Illinois 2020 Firearms Trace Data
Giffords 2019 Memo on ATF
"How the NRA Hobbled the ATF" - Mother Jones
"The ATF: A Portrait of an Impotent Bureau" -Washington Monthly
Giffords' explainer of Tiahrt Amendments
Everytown Gun Trace Reform Proposal
Murder and Gun Homicides by City
"Their Guns Fueled Chicago Crime. When They Broke the Law, The ATF Went Easy" -The Trace
"How the NRA became ATF's biggest enemy" -SF Gate
Pascrell, Leahy Gun Tracing Bill
Quigley Trace Act
Lee, Menendez Gun Record Bill

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      <pubDate>Tue, 12 Jul 2022 07:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:season>12</itunes:season>
      <itunes:author>Mark Chrisler</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle></itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>After every American mass shooting, the gun debate is drowned in one question: What about Chicago? Today, we're answering it.
"How the A.T.F., Key to Biden’s Gun Plan, Became an N.R.A. ‘Whipping Boy’" -NYT
"The ATF’s Nonsensical Non-Searchable Gun Databases, Explained" -The Trace
University of Chicago Firearms Reports
Illinois 2020 Firearms Trace Data
Giffords 2019 Memo on ATF
"How the NRA Hobbled the ATF" - Mother Jones
"The ATF: A Portrait of an Impotent Bureau" -Washington Monthly
Giffords' explainer of Tiahrt Amendments
Everytown Gun Trace Reform Proposal
Murder and Gun Homicides by City
"Their Guns Fueled Chicago Crime. When They Broke the Law, The ATF Went Easy" -The Trace
"How the NRA became ATF's biggest enemy" -SF Gate
Pascrell, Leahy Gun Tracing Bill
Quigley Trace Act
Lee, Menendez Gun Record Bill

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        <![CDATA[<p>After every American mass shooting, the gun debate is drowned in one question: What about Chicago? Today, we're answering it.</p><p><a href="https://www.nytimes.com/2021/05/02/us/politics/atf-nra-guns.html">"How the A.T.F., Key to Biden’s Gun Plan, Became an N.R.A. ‘Whipping Boy’" -NYT</a></p><p><a href="https://www.thetrace.org/2016/08/atf-non-searchable-databases/">"The ATF’s Nonsensical Non-Searchable Gun Databases, Explained" -The Trace</a></p><p><a href="https://urbanlabs.uchicago.edu/programs/chicago-firearms-report">University of Chicago Firearms Reports</a></p><p><a href="https://www.atf.gov/resource-center/firearms-trace-data-illinois-2020">Illinois 2020 Firearms Trace Data</a></p><p><a href="https://giffords.org/press-release/2019/04/atf-director-announcement-memo/">Giffords 2019 Memo on ATF</a></p><p><a href="https://www.motherjones.com/politics/2013/02/atf-gun-laws-nra/">"How the NRA Hobbled the ATF" - Mother Jones</a></p><p><a href="https://washingtonmonthly.com/2012/12/15/the-atf-a-portrait-of-an-impotent-bureau/">"The ATF: A Portrait of an Impotent Bureau" -Washington Monthly</a></p><p><a href="https://giffords.org/lawcenter/gun-laws/policy-areas/other-laws-policies/tiahrt-amendments/">Giffords' explainer of Tiahrt Amendments</a></p><p><a href="https://www.everytown.org/solutions/gun-trace-data/">Everytown Gun Trace Reform Proposal</a></p><p><a href="https://everytownresearch.org/report/city-data/">Murder and Gun Homicides by City</a></p><p><a href="https://www.thetrace.org/2022/04/chicago-gun-stores-atf-trace-report-inspection/">"Their Guns Fueled Chicago Crime. When They Broke the Law, The ATF Went Easy" -The Trace</a></p><p><a href="https://www.sfgate.com/nation/article/How-the-NRA-became-ATF-s-biggest-enemy-4950703.php">"How the NRA became ATF's biggest enemy" -SF Gate</a></p><p><a href="https://pascrell.house.gov/news/documentsingle.aspx?DocumentID=4772">Pascrell, Leahy Gun Tracing Bill</a></p><p><a href="https://quigley.house.gov/media-center/press-releases/quigley-re-introduces-legislation-crack-down-illegal-gun-sales">Quigley Trace Act</a></p><p><a href="https://lee.house.gov/news/press-releases/rep-lee-sen-menendez-reintroduce-bicameral-bill-to-end-nra-backed-ban-on-preservation-disclosure-of-gun-records">Lee, Menendez Gun Record Bill</a></p><p><br></p><p>Want 15% off an annual subscription to MasterClass? Go here:</p><p><a href="http://masterclass.com/theconstant">http://masterclass.com/theconstant</a></p><p>How about a free fourteen day trial of Shopify? <a href="http://www.shopify.com/theconstant">Grab it here!</a></p><p>Get $75 credit to upgrade your job post at <a href="http://www.indeed.com/theconstant">indeed.com/theconstant</a></p><p>Get 10% off your first month of online counseling by visiting:</p><p><a href="http://betterhelp.com/theconstant">http://betterhelp.com/theconstant</a></p><p>Visit our <a href="https://patreon.com/theconstant">Patreon here</a>.<a href="https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirts/the-constant-podcast">​</a></p><p><a href="https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirts/the-constant-podcast">​BUY OUR MERCH, YOU FILTHY ANIMALS!</a></p><p><strong>The Constant is part of the </strong><a href="https://www.airwavemedia.com/"><strong>Airwave Media</strong></a><strong> podcast network.</strong>​</p><p>​Interested in advertising on The Constant? Email <a href="mailto:sales@advertisecast.com">sales@advertisecast.com</a> to get on board!</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>Goat Balls</title>
      <description>This story is about music, radio, medicine, politics, power, money, people and... goat testicles.
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      <pubDate>Tue, 28 Jun 2022 07:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:season>12</itunes:season>
      <itunes:author>Mark Chrisler</itunes:author>
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      <itunes:summary>This story is about music, radio, medicine, politics, power, money, people and... goat testicles.
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      <title>The Hadacol Boogie</title>
      <description>There are lots of stories about drugs that changed the medical industry. But here's one about a drug that changed the entertainment industry, too.
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      <pubDate>Tue, 14 Jun 2022 07:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:summary>There are lots of stories about drugs that changed the medical industry. But here's one about a drug that changed the entertainment industry, too.
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      <title>Shipwreckless</title>
      <description>In 1867, The Eliza set out to sea with a fresh crew, a full hold and fair weather. Yet no one expected her to ever make land again. 
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      <pubDate>Tue, 31 May 2022 07:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:season>11</itunes:season>
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      <itunes:summary>In 1867, The Eliza set out to sea with a fresh crew, a full hold and fair weather. Yet no one expected her to ever make land again. 
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        <![CDATA[<p>In 1867, <em>The Eliza</em> set out to sea with a fresh crew, a full hold and fair weather. Yet no one expected her to ever make land again. </p><p>Get $75 credit to upgrade your job post at <a href="http://www.indeed.com/theconstant">indeed.com/theconstant</a></p><p>Get 10% off your first month of online counseling by visiting:</p><p><a href="http://betterhelp.com/theconstant">http://betterhelp.com/theconstant</a></p><p>Visit our <a href="https://patreon.com/theconstant">Patreon here</a>.<a href="https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirts/the-constant-podcast">​</a></p><p><a href="https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirts/the-constant-podcast">​BUY OUR MERCH, YOU FILTHY ANIMALS!</a></p><p><strong>The Constant is part of the </strong><a href="https://www.airwavemedia.com/"><strong>Airwave Media</strong></a><strong> podcast network.</strong></p><p>​Interested in advertising on The Constant? Email <a href="mailto:sales@advertisecast.com">sales@advertisecast.com</a> to get on board!</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>The Constant Medicine Show (Pt 2)</title>
      <description>Step right up, step right up! We've got the cure for what ails you: more podcasts!
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      <pubDate>Tue, 17 May 2022 07:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
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      <itunes:summary>Step right up, step right up! We've got the cure for what ails you: more podcasts!
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      <title>The Constant Miracle Tonic All Night Medicine Show!</title>
      <description>Feeling run down, run out or run around? Well friend, I've got the cure for you! Step right up for The Constant Miracle Tonic All Night Medicine Show!
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      <pubDate>Tue, 03 May 2022 07:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:season>11</itunes:season>
      <itunes:author>Mark Chrisler</itunes:author>
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      <itunes:summary>Feeling run down, run out or run around? Well friend, I've got the cure for you! Step right up for The Constant Miracle Tonic All Night Medicine Show!
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        <![CDATA[<p>Feeling run down, run out or run around? Well friend, I've got the cure for you! Step right up for The Constant Miracle Tonic All Night Medicine Show!</p><p>Get $75 credit to upgrade your job post at <a href="http://www.indeed.com/theconstant">indeed.com/theconstant</a></p><p>Get 10% off your first month of online counseling by visiting:</p><p><a href="http://betterhelp.com/theconstant">http://betterhelp.com/theconstant</a></p><p>Visit our <a href="https://patreon.com/theconstant">Patreon here</a>.<a href="https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirts/the-constant-podcast">​</a></p><p><a href="https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirts/the-constant-podcast">BUY OUR MERCH, YOU FILTHY ANIMALS!</a></p><p><strong>The Constant is part of the </strong><a href="https://www.airwavemedia.com/"><strong>Airwave Media</strong></a><strong> podcast network.</strong></p><p>​Interested in advertising on The Constant? Email <a href="mailto:sales@advertisecast.com">sales@advertisecast.com</a> to get on board!</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>The Cockatrice</title>
      <description>In 1474, the people of Basel tried, convicted and sentenced to death a rooster, in one of the strangest court cases in history.
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      <pubDate>Tue, 19 Apr 2022 07:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:season>11</itunes:season>
      <itunes:author>Mark Chrisler</itunes:author>
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      <itunes:summary>In 1474, the people of Basel tried, convicted and sentenced to death a rooster, in one of the strangest court cases in history.
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        <![CDATA[<p>In 1474, the people of Basel tried, convicted and sentenced to death a rooster, in one of the strangest court cases in history.</p><p>How about a free fourteen day trial of Shopify? <a href="http://www.shopify.com/theconstant">Grab it here!</a></p><p>Get $75 credit to upgrade your job post at <a href="http://www.indeed.com/theconstant">indeed.com/theconstant</a></p><p>Get 10% off your first month of online counseling by visiting:</p><p><a href="http://betterhelp.com/theconstant">http://betterhelp.com/theconstant</a></p><p>Get a free business account and a copy of Novo's Small Business Starter Guide at <a href="http://www.banknovo.com/theconstant">banknovo.com/theconstant</a></p><p>Visit our <a href="https://patreon.com/theconstant">Patreon here</a>.</p><p><a href="https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirts/the-constant-podcast">​BUY OUR MERCH, YOU FILTHY ANIMALS!</a></p><p><strong>The Constant is part of the </strong><a href="https://www.airwavemedia.com/"><strong>Airwave Media</strong></a><strong> podcast network.</strong></p><p>Interested in advertising on The Constant? Email <a href="mailto:sales@advertisecast.com">sales@advertisecast.com</a> to get on board!</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>The Forbidden Experiment</title>
      <description>If you really want to know what language people originally spoke, all you have to do is the unspeakable.

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      <pubDate>Tue, 05 Apr 2022 07:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
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      <itunes:summary>If you really want to know what language people originally spoke, all you have to do is the unspeakable.

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      <title>Babble On</title>
      <description>The search for the original language, the true language, the language of God and Adam and Enoch, begins today.
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      <pubDate>Tue, 22 Mar 2022 07:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:season>11</itunes:season>
      <itunes:author>Mark Chrisler</itunes:author>
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      <itunes:summary>The search for the original language, the true language, the language of God and Adam and Enoch, begins today.
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      <title>What Goes Up (Pt 5)</title>
      <description>Will humanity ever successfully fly? No. Find out why, on this, the conclusion of our five part series on people who tried.
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      <pubDate>Tue, 08 Mar 2022 08:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:summary>Will humanity ever successfully fly? No. Find out why, on this, the conclusion of our five part series on people who tried.
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      <title>What Goes Up (Pt 4)</title>
      <description>The doe-eyed optimism of Rousseau! The biting cynicism of Baron von Grimm! And a whole bunch more people attempting to fly, and falling disastrously, all together in one podcast episode!
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      <pubDate>Tue, 22 Feb 2022 08:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:summary>The doe-eyed optimism of Rousseau! The biting cynicism of Baron von Grimm! And a whole bunch more people attempting to fly, and falling disastrously, all together in one podcast episode!
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      <title>What Goes Up (Pt 3)</title>
      <description>On the third part of our survey of failed fliers, we've drawing from all walks of life: a peasant and a physicist, a cobbler and a surgeon, a locksmith and an archbishop, not to mention a pair of brothers who aren't the ones you know.
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      <pubDate>Tue, 08 Feb 2022 08:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:summary>On the third part of our survey of failed fliers, we've drawing from all walks of life: a peasant and a physicist, a cobbler and a surgeon, a locksmith and an archbishop, not to mention a pair of brothers who aren't the ones you know.
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      <title>What Goes Up (Pt 2)</title>
      <description>What do a professor, a heretic, a clockmaker, a barber, a cantor, a laborer, an architect, an alchemist and a couple of bonafide renaissance men all have in common? All of them tried to fly, and none of them succeeded. 
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      <pubDate>Tue, 25 Jan 2022 12:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:summary>What do a professor, a heretic, a clockmaker, a barber, a cantor, a laborer, an architect, an alchemist and a couple of bonafide renaissance men all have in common? All of them tried to fly, and none of them succeeded. 
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      <title>What Goes Up (Pt 1)</title>
      <description>You've heard of The Wright Brothers, the first people to fly. Maybe you've heard of Alberto Santo Dumont, too. Arguably he managed to fly two years earlier. Perhaps you know The Montgolfier Brothers, who first got a manned balloon in the air. But what about all the people who tried and failed? Forget the history of flying; to start off 2022 we're giving you the history of falling.
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      <pubDate>Tue, 11 Jan 2022 08:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:summary>You've heard of The Wright Brothers, the first people to fly. Maybe you've heard of Alberto Santo Dumont, too. Arguably he managed to fly two years earlier. Perhaps you know The Montgolfier Brothers, who first got a manned balloon in the air. But what about all the people who tried and failed? Forget the history of flying; to start off 2022 we're giving you the history of falling.
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      <title>Dance with The Devil in The Pale Moonlight</title>
      <description>New Year, New You, New Constant. Season 11 begins Tuesday, January 11th. 
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      <pubDate>Sun, 09 Jan 2022 21:53:42 -0000</pubDate>
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      <title>Men of Stone (Pt 2)</title>
      <description>Throughout the 19th Century, The United States was absolutely barraged by tales of petrified stone men: ancient giants, missing links, careless miners, unfortunate souls and one Civil War hero, General Thomas Francis Meagher.
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      <pubDate>Tue, 21 Dec 2021 06:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:season>10</itunes:season>
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      <itunes:summary>Throughout the 19th Century, The United States was absolutely barraged by tales of petrified stone men: ancient giants, missing links, careless miners, unfortunate souls and one Civil War hero, General Thomas Francis Meagher.
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      <title>Men of Stone (Pt 1)</title>
      <link>https://blubrry.com/the_constant/83281629/men-of-stone-pt-1/</link>
      <description>In 1897, a Montana prospector discovered something valuable in The Missouri River. Not gold, not silver, not even copper. It was the petrified body of a missing Civil War hero, General Thomas Francis Meagher. Continue your education via University of California Irvine now! (https://ce.uci.edu/?utm_source=TNM&amp;utm_medium=podcast&amp;utm_campaign=2022theconstant)Get up to 14 free meals AND three free gifts from HelloFresh by visiting:HelloFresh.com/theconstant14 and entering code "theconstant14" at checkout. (https://www.hellofresh.com/pages/podcast?c=THECONSTANT14&amp;utm_source=podcast&amp;utm_medium=cpm&amp;utm_campaign=4020201510podcast&amp;utm_content=theconstant14&amp;dm=meals&amp;featured=family&amp;mealsize=3-4)Get 10% off your first month of online counseling by visiting:http://betterhelp.com/theconstant (http://betterhelp.com/theconstant)Visit GiveWell.org (https://www.givewell.org/) to find a charity today. Be sure to choose "podcast" and enter "The Constant" at checkout to get your donation matched up to $250 dollars. Visit our Patreon here (https://patreon.com/theconstant).BUY OUR MERCH, YOU FILTHY ANIMALS! (https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirts/the-constant-podcast)Music by:Epidemic Sound (https://www.epidemicsound.com/)
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      <pubDate>Tue, 07 Dec 2021 05:01:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Mark Chrisler</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>In 1897, a Montana prospector discovered something valuable in The Missouri River. Not gold, not silver, not even copper. It was the petrified body of a missing Civil War hero, General Thomas Francis Meagher.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>In 1897, a Montana prospector discovered something valuable in The Missouri River. Not gold, not silver, not even copper. It was the petrified body of a missing Civil War hero, General Thomas Francis Meagher. Continue your education via University of California Irvine now! (https://ce.uci.edu/?utm_source=TNM&amp;utm_medium=podcast&amp;utm_campaign=2022theconstant)Get up to 14 free meals AND three free gifts from HelloFresh by visiting:HelloFresh.com/theconstant14 and entering code "theconstant14" at checkout. (https://www.hellofresh.com/pages/podcast?c=THECONSTANT14&amp;utm_source=podcast&amp;utm_medium=cpm&amp;utm_campaign=4020201510podcast&amp;utm_content=theconstant14&amp;dm=meals&amp;featured=family&amp;mealsize=3-4)Get 10% off your first month of online counseling by visiting:http://betterhelp.com/theconstant (http://betterhelp.com/theconstant)Visit GiveWell.org (https://www.givewell.org/) to find a charity today. Be sure to choose "podcast" and enter "The Constant" at checkout to get your donation matched up to $250 dollars. Visit our Patreon here (https://patreon.com/theconstant).BUY OUR MERCH, YOU FILTHY ANIMALS! (https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirts/the-constant-podcast)Music by:Epidemic Sound (https://www.epidemicsound.com/)
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      <itunes:duration>3441</itunes:duration>
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      <title>It's a Secret to Everyone, Too</title>
      <link>https://blubrry.com/the_constant/83198074/its-a-secret-to-everyone-too/</link>
      <description>Our second annual dive into the hidden world of The Constant Secret Feed.Continue your education via University of California Irvine now! (https://ce.uci.edu/?utm_source=TNM&amp;utm_medium=podcast&amp;utm_campaign=2022theconstant)How about 25% off a better news subscription? Go to inkl.com/constant to sign up. (https://www.inkl.com/?through=podcast&amp;plan=yearly-25-discount&amp;utm_source=podcast&amp;utm_medium=organic&amp;utm_campaign=constant)Get up to 14 free meals AND three free gifts from HelloFresh by visiting: HelloFresh.com/theconstant14 and entering code "theconstant14" at checkout. (https://www.hellofresh.com/pages/podcast?c=THECONSTANT14&amp;utm_source=podcast&amp;utm_medium=cpm&amp;utm_campaign=4020201510podcast&amp;utm_content=theconstant14&amp;dm=meals&amp;featured=family&amp;mealsize=3-4)Get 10% off your first month of online counseling by visiting:http://betterhelp.com/theconstant (http://betterhelp.com/theconstant)Visit our Patreon here (https://patreon.com/theconstant).BUY OUR MERCH, YOU FILTHY ANIMALS! (https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirts/the-constant-podcast)Music by:Epidemic Sound (https://www.epidemicsound.com/)​​Blue Dot Sessions (https://www.sessions.blue/)Lee Rosevere (https://leerosevere.bandcamp.com/)Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com/)
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      <pubDate>Tue, 30 Nov 2021 05:01:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:season>10</itunes:season>
      <itunes:author>Mark Chrisler</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Our second annual dive into the hidden world of The Constant Secret Feed.Continue your education via University of California Irvine now!How about 25% off a better news subscription? Go to inkl.com/constant to sign up.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Our second annual dive into the hidden world of The Constant Secret Feed.Continue your education via University of California Irvine now! (https://ce.uci.edu/?utm_source=TNM&amp;utm_medium=podcast&amp;utm_campaign=2022theconstant)How about 25% off a better news subscription? Go to inkl.com/constant to sign up. (https://www.inkl.com/?through=podcast&amp;plan=yearly-25-discount&amp;utm_source=podcast&amp;utm_medium=organic&amp;utm_campaign=constant)Get up to 14 free meals AND three free gifts from HelloFresh by visiting: HelloFresh.com/theconstant14 and entering code "theconstant14" at checkout. (https://www.hellofresh.com/pages/podcast?c=THECONSTANT14&amp;utm_source=podcast&amp;utm_medium=cpm&amp;utm_campaign=4020201510podcast&amp;utm_content=theconstant14&amp;dm=meals&amp;featured=family&amp;mealsize=3-4)Get 10% off your first month of online counseling by visiting:http://betterhelp.com/theconstant (http://betterhelp.com/theconstant)Visit our Patreon here (https://patreon.com/theconstant).BUY OUR MERCH, YOU FILTHY ANIMALS! (https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirts/the-constant-podcast)Music by:Epidemic Sound (https://www.epidemicsound.com/)​​Blue Dot Sessions (https://www.sessions.blue/)Lee Rosevere (https://leerosevere.bandcamp.com/)Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com/)
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        <![CDATA[Our second annual dive into the hidden world of The Constant Secret Feed.Continue your education via University of California Irvine now! (https://ce.uci.edu/?utm_source=TNM&amp;utm_medium=podcast&amp;utm_campaign=2022theconstant)How about 25% off a better news subscription? Go to inkl.com/constant to sign up. (https://www.inkl.com/?through=podcast&amp;plan=yearly-25-discount&amp;utm_source=podcast&amp;utm_medium=organic&amp;utm_campaign=constant)Get up to 14 free meals AND three free gifts from HelloFresh by visiting: HelloFresh.com/theconstant14 and entering code "theconstant14" at checkout. (https://www.hellofresh.com/pages/podcast?c=THECONSTANT14&amp;utm_source=podcast&amp;utm_medium=cpm&amp;utm_campaign=4020201510podcast&amp;utm_content=theconstant14&amp;dm=meals&amp;featured=family&amp;mealsize=3-4)Get 10% off your first month of online counseling by visiting:http://betterhelp.com/theconstant (http://betterhelp.com/theconstant)Visit our Patreon here (https://patreon.com/theconstant).BUY OUR MERCH, YOU FILTHY ANIMALS! (https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirts/the-constant-podcast)Music by:Epidemic Sound (https://www.epidemicsound.com/)​​Blue Dot Sessions (https://www.sessions.blue/)Lee Rosevere (https://leerosevere.bandcamp.com/)Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com/)<p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>4053</itunes:duration>
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      <title>Something from Nothing</title>
      <link>https://blubrry.com/the_constant/83040268/something-from-nothing/</link>
      <description>Be the most popular kid on the block with these fantastic new tricks! Produce bees from lions! Frogs from mud! Scorpions from bricks! This week we're taking on the oldest and most widely believed bullshit of all: spontaneous generation.﻿Continue your education via University of California Irvine now! (https://ce.uci.edu/?utm_source=TNM&amp;utm_medium=podcast&amp;utm_campaign=2022theconstant)Check out this show and all your other podcasts on Vodacast (http://www.vodacast.com/).Listen along with this episode via Vodacast here! (http://feed.vodacast.com/60461222/The%20Constant:%20A%20History%20of%20Getting%20Things%20Wrong/Something%20from%20Nothing)Get $75 credit to upgrade your job post at indeed.com/theconstant (http://www.indeed.com/theconstant)Give the gift of Masterclass! (https://www.masterclass.com/?utm_medium=POD&amp;utm_term=Aq-Prospecting&amp;utm_content=THECONSTANT&amp;utm_campaign=AAP&amp;utm_source=Paid&amp;promo_id=theconstant)Get 10% off your first month of online counseling by visiting:http://betterhelp.com/theconstant (http://betterhelp.com/theconstant)Visit our Patreon here (https://patreon.com/theconstant).BUY OUR MERCH, YOU FILTHY ANIMALS! (https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirts/the-constant-podcast)Music by:Epidemic Sound (https://www.epidemicsound.com/)Lee Rosevere (https://leerosevere.bandcamp.com/)
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      <pubDate>Tue, 16 Nov 2021 05:01:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:season>10</itunes:season>
      <itunes:author>Mark Chrisler</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Be the most popular kid on the block with these fantastic new tricks! Produce bees from lions! Frogs from mud! Scorpions from bricks! This week we're taking on the oldest and most widely believed bullshit of all: spontaneous generation.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Be the most popular kid on the block with these fantastic new tricks! Produce bees from lions! Frogs from mud! Scorpions from bricks! This week we're taking on the oldest and most widely believed bullshit of all: spontaneous generation.﻿Continue your education via University of California Irvine now! (https://ce.uci.edu/?utm_source=TNM&amp;utm_medium=podcast&amp;utm_campaign=2022theconstant)Check out this show and all your other podcasts on Vodacast (http://www.vodacast.com/).Listen along with this episode via Vodacast here! (http://feed.vodacast.com/60461222/The%20Constant:%20A%20History%20of%20Getting%20Things%20Wrong/Something%20from%20Nothing)Get $75 credit to upgrade your job post at indeed.com/theconstant (http://www.indeed.com/theconstant)Give the gift of Masterclass! (https://www.masterclass.com/?utm_medium=POD&amp;utm_term=Aq-Prospecting&amp;utm_content=THECONSTANT&amp;utm_campaign=AAP&amp;utm_source=Paid&amp;promo_id=theconstant)Get 10% off your first month of online counseling by visiting:http://betterhelp.com/theconstant (http://betterhelp.com/theconstant)Visit our Patreon here (https://patreon.com/theconstant).BUY OUR MERCH, YOU FILTHY ANIMALS! (https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirts/the-constant-podcast)Music by:Epidemic Sound (https://www.epidemicsound.com/)Lee Rosevere (https://leerosevere.bandcamp.com/)
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        <![CDATA[Be the most popular kid on the block with these fantastic new tricks! Produce bees from lions! Frogs from mud! Scorpions from bricks! This week we're taking on the oldest and most widely believed bullshit of all: spontaneous generation.﻿Continue your education via University of California Irvine now! (https://ce.uci.edu/?utm_source=TNM&amp;utm_medium=podcast&amp;utm_campaign=2022theconstant)Check out this show and all your other podcasts on Vodacast (http://www.vodacast.com/).Listen along with this episode via Vodacast here! (http://feed.vodacast.com/60461222/The%20Constant:%20A%20History%20of%20Getting%20Things%20Wrong/Something%20from%20Nothing)Get $75 credit to upgrade your job post at indeed.com/theconstant (http://www.indeed.com/theconstant)Give the gift of Masterclass! (https://www.masterclass.com/?utm_medium=POD&amp;utm_term=Aq-Prospecting&amp;utm_content=THECONSTANT&amp;utm_campaign=AAP&amp;utm_source=Paid&amp;promo_id=theconstant)Get 10% off your first month of online counseling by visiting:http://betterhelp.com/theconstant (http://betterhelp.com/theconstant)Visit our Patreon here (https://patreon.com/theconstant).BUY OUR MERCH, YOU FILTHY ANIMALS! (https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirts/the-constant-podcast)Music by:Epidemic Sound (https://www.epidemicsound.com/)Lee Rosevere (https://leerosevere.bandcamp.com/)<p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>6228</itunes:duration>
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      <title>Lucy Lightfoot</title>
      <link>https://blubrry.com/the_constant/82484997/lucy-lightfoot/</link>
      <description>Lucy Lightfoot went missing in 1831, and was later found alive and well... in 1364. Listen to this episode through Vodacast here! (http://feed.vodacast.com/59793132/The%20Constant:%20A%20History%20of%20Getting%20Things%20Wrong/Lucy%20Lightfoot)Continue your education via University of California Irvine now! (https://ce.uci.edu/?utm_source=TNM&amp;utm_medium=podcast&amp;utm_campaign=2022theconstant)How about a free fourteen day trial of Shopify? Grab it here! (http://www.shopify.com/theconstant)Check out this show and all your other podcasts on Vodacast (http://www.vodacast.com/).Get 10% off your first month of online counseling by visiting:http://betterhelp.com/theconstant (http://betterhelp.com/theconstant)Visit our Patreon here (https://patreon.com/theconstant).BUY OUR MERCH, YOU FILTHY ANIMALS! (https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirts/the-constant-podcast)Music by:Epidemic Sound (https://www.epidemicsound.com/)
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 02 Nov 2021 04:01:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:season>10</itunes:season>
      <itunes:author>Mark Chrisler</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Lucy Lightfoot went missing in 1831, and was later found alive and well... in 1364. Listen to this episode through Vodacast here!Continue your education via University of California Irvine now!How about a free fourteen day trial of Shopify? Grab it here!</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Lucy Lightfoot went missing in 1831, and was later found alive and well... in 1364. Listen to this episode through Vodacast here! (http://feed.vodacast.com/59793132/The%20Constant:%20A%20History%20of%20Getting%20Things%20Wrong/Lucy%20Lightfoot)Continue your education via University of California Irvine now! (https://ce.uci.edu/?utm_source=TNM&amp;utm_medium=podcast&amp;utm_campaign=2022theconstant)How about a free fourteen day trial of Shopify? Grab it here! (http://www.shopify.com/theconstant)Check out this show and all your other podcasts on Vodacast (http://www.vodacast.com/).Get 10% off your first month of online counseling by visiting:http://betterhelp.com/theconstant (http://betterhelp.com/theconstant)Visit our Patreon here (https://patreon.com/theconstant).BUY OUR MERCH, YOU FILTHY ANIMALS! (https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirts/the-constant-podcast)Music by:Epidemic Sound (https://www.epidemicsound.com/)
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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      <title>Long Story Short (Pt 3)</title>
      <link>https://blubrry.com/the_constant/82065552/long-story-short-pt-3/</link>
      <description>A long story, made short, and then long again, is finally ready to end. Join us for part three, the story of one guy who singlehandedly solved the most difficult problem in human history. Sort of. Kinda. Not really. But a little bit!If you enjoyed this saga, give Dava Sobel's Longitude a read.Continue your education via University of California Irvine now! (https://ce.uci.edu/?utm_source=TNM&amp;utm_medium=podcast&amp;utm_campaign=2022theconstant)How about a free fourteen day trial of Shopify? Grab it here! (http://www.shopify.com/theconstant)Check out this show and all your other podcasts on Vodacast (http://feed.vodacast.com/59121557/The%20Constant:%20A%20History%20of%20Getting%20Things%20Wrong/Long%20Story%20Short%20(Pt%203)).Get 10% off your first month of online counseling by visiting:http://betterhelp.com/theconstant (http://betterhelp.com/theconstant)Visit our Patreon here (https://patreon.com/theconstant).BUY OUR MERCH, YOU FILTHY ANIMALS! (https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirts/the-constant-podcast)Music by:Epidemic Sound (https://www.epidemicsound.com/)​Blue Dot Sessions (https://www.sessions.blue/)
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 19 Oct 2021 04:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:season>10</itunes:season>
      <itunes:author>Mark Chrisler</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>A long story, made short, and then long again, is finally ready to end. Join us for part three, the story of one guy who singlehandedly solved the most difficult problem in human history. Sort of. Kinda. Not really. But a little bit!</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>A long story, made short, and then long again, is finally ready to end. Join us for part three, the story of one guy who singlehandedly solved the most difficult problem in human history. Sort of. Kinda. Not really. But a little bit!If you enjoyed this saga, give Dava Sobel's Longitude a read.Continue your education via University of California Irvine now! (https://ce.uci.edu/?utm_source=TNM&amp;utm_medium=podcast&amp;utm_campaign=2022theconstant)How about a free fourteen day trial of Shopify? Grab it here! (http://www.shopify.com/theconstant)Check out this show and all your other podcasts on Vodacast (http://feed.vodacast.com/59121557/The%20Constant:%20A%20History%20of%20Getting%20Things%20Wrong/Long%20Story%20Short%20(Pt%203)).Get 10% off your first month of online counseling by visiting:http://betterhelp.com/theconstant (http://betterhelp.com/theconstant)Visit our Patreon here (https://patreon.com/theconstant).BUY OUR MERCH, YOU FILTHY ANIMALS! (https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirts/the-constant-podcast)Music by:Epidemic Sound (https://www.epidemicsound.com/)​Blue Dot Sessions (https://www.sessions.blue/)
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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      <title>Long Story Short (Pt 2)</title>
      <link>https://blubrry.com/the_constant/81640287/long-story-short-pt-2/</link>
      <description>In part two, we've got an enormous naval disaster, a long-shot con-job, some far-fetched inventions, and some of the most famous scientists to ever lived, all unified by that most difficult of human problems: how to find one's longitude.Listen to this episode via the Vodacast app here! (http://feed.vodacast.com/58462338/The Constant: A History of Getting Things Wrong/Long Story Short (Pt 2))Continue your education via University of California Irvine now! (https://ce.uci.edu/?utm_source=TNM&amp;utm_medium=podcast&amp;utm_campaign=2022theconstant)Get $75 credit to upgrade your job post at indeed.com/theconstant (http://www.indeed.com/theconstant)Get a free business account and a copy of Novo's Small Business Starter Guide at banknovo.com/theconstant (http://www.banknovo.com/theconstant)Get 10% off your first month of online counseling by visiting:http://betterhelp.com/theconstant (http://betterhelp.com/theconstant)Visit our Patreon here (https://patreon.com/theconstant).BUY OUR MERCH, YOU FILTHY ANIMALS! (https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirts/the-constant-podcast)Music by:Epidemic Sound (https://www.epidemicsound.com/)Blue Dot Sessions (https://www.sessions.blue/)Lee Rosevere (https://leerosevere.bandcamp.com/)
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      <pubDate>Tue, 05 Oct 2021 12:12:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:season>10</itunes:season>
      <itunes:author>Mark Chrisler</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>In part two, we've got an enormous naval disaster, a long-shot con-job, some far-fetched inventions, and some of the most famous scientists to ever lived, all unified by that most difficult of human problems: how to find one's longitude.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>In part two, we've got an enormous naval disaster, a long-shot con-job, some far-fetched inventions, and some of the most famous scientists to ever lived, all unified by that most difficult of human problems: how to find one's longitude.Listen to this episode via the Vodacast app here! (http://feed.vodacast.com/58462338/The Constant: A History of Getting Things Wrong/Long Story Short (Pt 2))Continue your education via University of California Irvine now! (https://ce.uci.edu/?utm_source=TNM&amp;utm_medium=podcast&amp;utm_campaign=2022theconstant)Get $75 credit to upgrade your job post at indeed.com/theconstant (http://www.indeed.com/theconstant)Get a free business account and a copy of Novo's Small Business Starter Guide at banknovo.com/theconstant (http://www.banknovo.com/theconstant)Get 10% off your first month of online counseling by visiting:http://betterhelp.com/theconstant (http://betterhelp.com/theconstant)Visit our Patreon here (https://patreon.com/theconstant).BUY OUR MERCH, YOU FILTHY ANIMALS! (https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirts/the-constant-podcast)Music by:Epidemic Sound (https://www.epidemicsound.com/)Blue Dot Sessions (https://www.sessions.blue/)Lee Rosevere (https://leerosevere.bandcamp.com/)
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        <![CDATA[In part two, we've got an enormous naval disaster, a long-shot con-job, some far-fetched inventions, and some of the most famous scientists to ever lived, all unified by that most difficult of human problems: how to find one's longitude.Listen to this episode via the Vodacast app here! (http://feed.vodacast.com/58462338/The Constant: A History of Getting Things Wrong/Long Story Short (Pt 2))Continue your education via University of California Irvine now! (https://ce.uci.edu/?utm_source=TNM&amp;utm_medium=podcast&amp;utm_campaign=2022theconstant)Get $75 credit to upgrade your job post at indeed.com/theconstant (http://www.indeed.com/theconstant)Get a free business account and a copy of Novo's Small Business Starter Guide at banknovo.com/theconstant (http://www.banknovo.com/theconstant)Get 10% off your first month of online counseling by visiting:http://betterhelp.com/theconstant (http://betterhelp.com/theconstant)Visit our Patreon here (https://patreon.com/theconstant).BUY OUR MERCH, YOU FILTHY ANIMALS! (https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirts/the-constant-podcast)Music by:Epidemic Sound (https://www.epidemicsound.com/)Blue Dot Sessions (https://www.sessions.blue/)Lee Rosevere (https://leerosevere.bandcamp.com/)<p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>4172</itunes:duration>
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      <title>Long Story Short (Pt 1)</title>
      <link>https://blubrry.com/the_constant/81224893/long-story-short-pt-1/</link>
      <description>Humanity has tackled a lot of hard problems over the last few thousand years--from medicine to physics to splitting tips. But the most difficult question we've ever answered is our subject this week: where are we?﻿Continue your education via University of California Irvine now!  (https://ce.uci.edu/?utm_source=TNM&amp;utm_medium=podcast&amp;utm_campaign=2022theconstant)Check out this show and all your other podcasts on Vodacast (http://www.vodacast.com/).Follow along with this episode here. (https://vodacastfeed.azurewebsites.net/api/57779203/The%20Constant:%20A%20History%20of%20Getting%20Things%20Wrong/Long%20Story%20Short%20(Pt%201))Get a free business account and a copy of Novo's Small Business Starter Guide at banknovo.com/theconstant (http://www.banknovo.com/theconstant)Get 10% off your first month of online counseling by visiting:http://betterhelp.com/theconstant (http://betterhelp.com/theconstant)Visit our Patreon here (https://patreon.com/theconstant).BUY OUR MERCH, YOU FILTHY ANIMALS! (https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirts/the-constant-podcast)Music by:Epidemic Sound (https://www.epidemicsound.com/)
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      <pubDate>Tue, 21 Sep 2021 12:02:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:season>10</itunes:season>
      <itunes:author>Mark Chrisler</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Humanity has tackled a lot of hard problems over the last few thousand years--from medicine to physics to splitting tips. But the most difficult question we've ever answered is our subject this week: where are we?</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Humanity has tackled a lot of hard problems over the last few thousand years--from medicine to physics to splitting tips. But the most difficult question we've ever answered is our subject this week: where are we?﻿Continue your education via University of California Irvine now!  (https://ce.uci.edu/?utm_source=TNM&amp;utm_medium=podcast&amp;utm_campaign=2022theconstant)Check out this show and all your other podcasts on Vodacast (http://www.vodacast.com/).Follow along with this episode here. (https://vodacastfeed.azurewebsites.net/api/57779203/The%20Constant:%20A%20History%20of%20Getting%20Things%20Wrong/Long%20Story%20Short%20(Pt%201))Get a free business account and a copy of Novo's Small Business Starter Guide at banknovo.com/theconstant (http://www.banknovo.com/theconstant)Get 10% off your first month of online counseling by visiting:http://betterhelp.com/theconstant (http://betterhelp.com/theconstant)Visit our Patreon here (https://patreon.com/theconstant).BUY OUR MERCH, YOU FILTHY ANIMALS! (https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirts/the-constant-podcast)Music by:Epidemic Sound (https://www.epidemicsound.com/)
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        <![CDATA[Humanity has tackled a lot of hard problems over the last few thousand years--from medicine to physics to splitting tips. But the most difficult question we've ever answered is our subject this week: where are we?﻿Continue your education via University of California Irvine now!  (https://ce.uci.edu/?utm_source=TNM&amp;utm_medium=podcast&amp;utm_campaign=2022theconstant)Check out this show and all your other podcasts on Vodacast (http://www.vodacast.com/).Follow along with this episode here. (https://vodacastfeed.azurewebsites.net/api/57779203/The%20Constant:%20A%20History%20of%20Getting%20Things%20Wrong/Long%20Story%20Short%20(Pt%201))Get a free business account and a copy of Novo's Small Business Starter Guide at banknovo.com/theconstant (http://www.banknovo.com/theconstant)Get 10% off your first month of online counseling by visiting:http://betterhelp.com/theconstant (http://betterhelp.com/theconstant)Visit our Patreon here (https://patreon.com/theconstant).BUY OUR MERCH, YOU FILTHY ANIMALS! (https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirts/the-constant-podcast)Music by:Epidemic Sound (https://www.epidemicsound.com/)<p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>4002</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Trivial</title>
      <link>https://blubrry.com/the_constant/80710424/trivial/</link>
      <description>Today we've got a potpourri of smaller stories: invasive bird spies! Cunning robberies! Booby traps! MULES! Listen in!Check out this show and all your other podcasts on Vodacast (http://www.vodacast.com). Listen here for bonus content: http://feed.vodacast.com/57103178/The Constant: A History of Getting Things Wrong/Trivial (http://feed.vodacast.com/57103178/The%20Constant:%20A%20History%20of%20Getting%20Things%20Wrong/Trivial)Get a free business account and a copy of Novo's Small Business Starter Guide at banknovo.com/theconstant (http://www.banknovo.com/theconstant)Get $75 credit to upgrade your job post at indeed.com/theconstant (http://www.indeed.com/theconstant)Get 10% off your first month of online counseling by visiting:http://betterhelp.com/theconstant (http://betterhelp.com/theconstant)Visit our Patreon here (https://patreon.com/theconstant).BUY OUR MERCH, YOU FILTHY ANIMALS! (https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirts/the-constant-podcast)Music by:Epidemic Sound (https://www.epidemicsound.com/)
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 07 Sep 2021 04:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:season>10</itunes:season>
      <itunes:author>Mark Chrisler</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Today we've got a potpourri of smaller stories: invasive bird spies! Cunning robberies! Booby traps! MULES! Listen in!Check out this show and all your other podcasts on Vodacast. Listen here for bonus content: http://feed.vodacast.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Today we've got a potpourri of smaller stories: invasive bird spies! Cunning robberies! Booby traps! MULES! Listen in!Check out this show and all your other podcasts on Vodacast (http://www.vodacast.com). Listen here for bonus content: http://feed.vodacast.com/57103178/The Constant: A History of Getting Things Wrong/Trivial (http://feed.vodacast.com/57103178/The%20Constant:%20A%20History%20of%20Getting%20Things%20Wrong/Trivial)Get a free business account and a copy of Novo's Small Business Starter Guide at banknovo.com/theconstant (http://www.banknovo.com/theconstant)Get $75 credit to upgrade your job post at indeed.com/theconstant (http://www.indeed.com/theconstant)Get 10% off your first month of online counseling by visiting:http://betterhelp.com/theconstant (http://betterhelp.com/theconstant)Visit our Patreon here (https://patreon.com/theconstant).BUY OUR MERCH, YOU FILTHY ANIMALS! (https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirts/the-constant-podcast)Music by:Epidemic Sound (https://www.epidemicsound.com/)
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        <![CDATA[Today we've got a potpourri of smaller stories: invasive bird spies! Cunning robberies! Booby traps! MULES! Listen in!Check out this show and all your other podcasts on Vodacast (http://www.vodacast.com). Listen here for bonus content: http://feed.vodacast.com/57103178/The Constant: A History of Getting Things Wrong/Trivial (http://feed.vodacast.com/57103178/The%20Constant:%20A%20History%20of%20Getting%20Things%20Wrong/Trivial)Get a free business account and a copy of Novo's Small Business Starter Guide at banknovo.com/theconstant (http://www.banknovo.com/theconstant)Get $75 credit to upgrade your job post at indeed.com/theconstant (http://www.indeed.com/theconstant)Get 10% off your first month of online counseling by visiting:http://betterhelp.com/theconstant (http://betterhelp.com/theconstant)Visit our Patreon here (https://patreon.com/theconstant).BUY OUR MERCH, YOU FILTHY ANIMALS! (https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirts/the-constant-podcast)Music by:Epidemic Sound (https://www.epidemicsound.com/)<p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>3308</itunes:duration>
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      <title>Are Whales Fish?</title>
      <link>https://blubrry.com/the_constant/80329812/are-whales-fish/</link>
      <description>In 1818, New York City was gripped by the trial of the century. At stake was $75, the regulation of a multimillion dollar industry, and the answer to the question on everyone's mind: were whales fish?Get 10% off your first month of online counseling by visiting:http://betterhelp.com/theconstant (http://betterhelp.com/theconstant)Visit our Patreon here (https://patreon.com/theconstant).BUY OUR MERCH, YOU FILTHY ANIMALS! (https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirts/the-constant-podcast)Music by:Epidemic Sound (https://www.epidemicsound.com/)
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      <pubDate>Tue, 24 Aug 2021 04:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:season>10</itunes:season>
      <itunes:author>Mark Chrisler</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>In 1818, New York City was gripped by the trial of the century. At stake was $75, the regulation of a multimillion dollar industry, and the answer to the question on everyone's mind: were whales fish?Get 10% off your first month of online counseling by...</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>In 1818, New York City was gripped by the trial of the century. At stake was $75, the regulation of a multimillion dollar industry, and the answer to the question on everyone's mind: were whales fish?Get 10% off your first month of online counseling by visiting:http://betterhelp.com/theconstant (http://betterhelp.com/theconstant)Visit our Patreon here (https://patreon.com/theconstant).BUY OUR MERCH, YOU FILTHY ANIMALS! (https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirts/the-constant-podcast)Music by:Epidemic Sound (https://www.epidemicsound.com/)
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      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>In 1818, New York City was gripped by the trial of the century. At stake was $75, the regulation of a multimillion dollar industry, and the answer to the question on everyone's mind: were whales fish?Get 10% off your first month of online counseling by visiting:http://betterhelp.com/theconstant (http://betterhelp.com/theconstant)Visit our Patreon here (https://patreon.com/theconstant).BUY OUR MERCH, YOU FILTHY ANIMALS! (https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirts/the-constant-podcast)Music by:Epidemic Sound (https://www.epidemicsound.com/)</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>4015</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Walking on Sunshine</title>
      <link>https://blubrry.com/the_constant/79932922/walking-on-sunshine/</link>
      <description>There is an episode of this show entitled "In The Air Tonight", but make no mistake: this episode is the "In The Air Tonight" of Constant episodes. Confused? You won't be, after this episode of... The Constant. Get $75 credit to upgrade your job post at indeed.com/theconstant (http://www.indeed.com/theconstant)Get 10% off your first month of online counseling by visiting:http://betterhelp.com/theconstant (http://betterhelp.com/theconstant)Visit our Patreon here (https://patreon.com/theconstant).BUY OUR MERCH, YOU FILTHY ANIMALS! (https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirts/the-constant-podcast)Music by:Epidemic Sound (https://www.epidemicsound.com/)Blue Dot Sessions (https://www.sessions.blue/)Lee Rosevere (https://leerosevere.bandcamp.com/)
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 10 Aug 2021 04:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:season>10</itunes:season>
      <itunes:author>Mark Chrisler</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>There is an episode of this show entitled "In The Air Tonight", but make no mistake: this episode is the "In The Air Tonight" of Constant episodes. Confused? You won't be, after this episode of... The Constant.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>There is an episode of this show entitled "In The Air Tonight", but make no mistake: this episode is the "In The Air Tonight" of Constant episodes. Confused? You won't be, after this episode of... The Constant. Get $75 credit to upgrade your job post at indeed.com/theconstant (http://www.indeed.com/theconstant)Get 10% off your first month of online counseling by visiting:http://betterhelp.com/theconstant (http://betterhelp.com/theconstant)Visit our Patreon here (https://patreon.com/theconstant).BUY OUR MERCH, YOU FILTHY ANIMALS! (https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirts/the-constant-podcast)Music by:Epidemic Sound (https://www.epidemicsound.com/)Blue Dot Sessions (https://www.sessions.blue/)Lee Rosevere (https://leerosevere.bandcamp.com/)
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>There is an episode of this show entitled "In The Air Tonight", but make no mistake: this episode is the "In The Air Tonight" of Constant episodes. Confused? You won't be, after this episode of... The Constant. Get $75 credit to upgrade your job post at indeed.com/theconstant (http://www.indeed.com/theconstant)Get 10% off your first month of online counseling by visiting:http://betterhelp.com/theconstant (http://betterhelp.com/theconstant)Visit our Patreon here (https://patreon.com/theconstant).BUY OUR MERCH, YOU FILTHY ANIMALS! (https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirts/the-constant-podcast)Music by:Epidemic Sound (https://www.epidemicsound.com/)Blue Dot Sessions (https://www.sessions.blue/)Lee Rosevere (https://leerosevere.bandcamp.com/)</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>3766</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
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    <item>
      <title>Holy Toledo Jefferson Correction</title>
      <link>https://blubrry.com/the_constant/79711690/holy-toledo-jefferson-correction/</link>
      <description>I made a big enough oopsie in the last episode, Holy Toledo, that I think it deserves a formal correction here. I hope you'll listen.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 02 Aug 2021 15:49:48 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Mark Chrisler</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>I made a big enough oopsie in the last episode, Holy Toledo, that I think it deserves a formal correction here. I hope you'll listen.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>I made a big enough oopsie in the last episode, Holy Toledo, that I think it deserves a formal correction here. I hope you'll listen.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>I made a big enough oopsie in the last episode, Holy Toledo, that I think it deserves a formal correction here. I hope you'll listen.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <itunes:duration>585</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Holy Toledo</title>
      <link>https://blubrry.com/the_constant/79534823/holy-toledo/</link>
      <description>Ohio versus Michigan! It's a familiar rivalry. But this week, it's not a football game: it's a war, fought over the city of Toledo.Get 10% off your first month of online counseling by visiting: http://betterhelp.com/theconstantListen to Follow Friday! (https://followfridaypodcast.com/)Visit our Patreon here (https://patreon.com/theconstant).BUY OUR MERCH, YOU FILTHY ANIMALS! (https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirts/the-constant-podcast)Music by:Epidemic Sound (https://www.epidemicsound.com/)
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      <pubDate>Tue, 27 Jul 2021 04:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:season>10</itunes:season>
      <itunes:author>Mark Chrisler</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Ohio versus Michigan! It's a familiar rivalry. But this week, it's not a football game: it's a war, fought over the city of Toledo.Get 10% off your first month of online counseling by visiting: http://betterhelp.com/theconstantListen to Follow Friday!</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Ohio versus Michigan! It's a familiar rivalry. But this week, it's not a football game: it's a war, fought over the city of Toledo.Get 10% off your first month of online counseling by visiting: http://betterhelp.com/theconstantListen to Follow Friday! (https://followfridaypodcast.com/)Visit our Patreon here (https://patreon.com/theconstant).BUY OUR MERCH, YOU FILTHY ANIMALS! (https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirts/the-constant-podcast)Music by:Epidemic Sound (https://www.epidemicsound.com/)
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>Ohio versus Michigan! It's a familiar rivalry. But this week, it's not a football game: it's a war, fought over the city of Toledo.Get 10% off your first month of online counseling by visiting: http://betterhelp.com/theconstantListen to Follow Friday! (https://followfridaypodcast.com/)Visit our Patreon here (https://patreon.com/theconstant).BUY OUR MERCH, YOU FILTHY ANIMALS! (https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirts/the-constant-podcast)Music by:Epidemic Sound (https://www.epidemicsound.com/)</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <itunes:duration>4349</itunes:duration>
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      <title>Map &amp; Territory</title>
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      <description>A perfect map is a useless map, but imperfect maps are how myths get made. Get $75 credit to upgrade your job post at indeed.com/theconstantGet 10% off your first month of online counseling by visiting: http://betterhelp.com/theconstantGet 30 days of Literati for 99 cents by going to literati.com/theconstant (https://publish.blubrry.com/content/literati.com/theconstant) Visit our Patreon here (https://patreon.com/theconstant).BUY OUR MERCH, YOU FILTHY ANIMALS! (https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirts/the-constant-podcast)Music by:Epidemic SoundLee Rosevere (https://leerosevere.bandcamp.com/)
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      <pubDate>Tue, 13 Jul 2021 04:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:season>10</itunes:season>
      <itunes:author>Mark Chrisler</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>A perfect map is a useless map, but imperfect maps are how myths get made. Get $75 credit to upgrade your job post at indeed.com/theconstantGet 10% off your first month of online counseling by visiting: http://betterhelp.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>A perfect map is a useless map, but imperfect maps are how myths get made. Get $75 credit to upgrade your job post at indeed.com/theconstantGet 10% off your first month of online counseling by visiting: http://betterhelp.com/theconstantGet 30 days of Literati for 99 cents by going to literati.com/theconstant (https://publish.blubrry.com/content/literati.com/theconstant) Visit our Patreon here (https://patreon.com/theconstant).BUY OUR MERCH, YOU FILTHY ANIMALS! (https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirts/the-constant-podcast)Music by:Epidemic SoundLee Rosevere (https://leerosevere.bandcamp.com/)
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        <![CDATA[<p>A perfect map is a useless map, but imperfect maps are how myths get made. Get $75 credit to upgrade your job post at indeed.com/theconstantGet 10% off your first month of online counseling by visiting: http://betterhelp.com/theconstantGet 30 days of Literati for 99 cents by going to literati.com/theconstant (https://publish.blubrry.com/content/literati.com/theconstant) Visit our Patreon here (https://patreon.com/theconstant).BUY OUR MERCH, YOU FILTHY ANIMALS! (https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirts/the-constant-podcast)Music by:Epidemic SoundLee Rosevere (https://leerosevere.bandcamp.com/)</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>Start Here (100th Episode!)</title>
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      <description>For our 100th episode, we're going back and remastering some of very first stories. If you're looking for a place to start listening, this is it. Get 10% off your first month of online counseling by visiting:http://betterhelp.com/theconstant (http://betterhelp.com/theconstant)Visit our Patreon here (https://patreon.com/theconstant).BUY OUR MERCH, YOU FILTHY ANIMALS! (https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirts/the-constant-podcast)Music by:Blue Dot Sessions (https://www.sessions.blue/)Lee Rosevere (https://leerosevere.bandcamp.com/)
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      <pubDate>Tue, 29 Jun 2021 04:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:season>9</itunes:season>
      <itunes:author>Mark Chrisler</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>For our 100th episode, we're going back and remastering some of very first stories. If you're looking for a place to start listening, this is it. Get 10% off your first month of online counseling by visiting:http://betterhelp.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>For our 100th episode, we're going back and remastering some of very first stories. If you're looking for a place to start listening, this is it. Get 10% off your first month of online counseling by visiting:http://betterhelp.com/theconstant (http://betterhelp.com/theconstant)Visit our Patreon here (https://patreon.com/theconstant).BUY OUR MERCH, YOU FILTHY ANIMALS! (https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirts/the-constant-podcast)Music by:Blue Dot Sessions (https://www.sessions.blue/)Lee Rosevere (https://leerosevere.bandcamp.com/)
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        <![CDATA[<p>For our 100th episode, we're going back and remastering some of very first stories. If you're looking for a place to start listening, this is it. Get 10% off your first month of online counseling by visiting:http://betterhelp.com/theconstant (http://betterhelp.com/theconstant)Visit our Patreon here (https://patreon.com/theconstant).BUY OUR MERCH, YOU FILTHY ANIMALS! (https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirts/the-constant-podcast)Music by:Blue Dot Sessions (https://www.sessions.blue/)Lee Rosevere (https://leerosevere.bandcamp.com/)</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>The Lead Age</title>
      <link>https://blubrry.com/the_constant/78318084/the-lead-age/</link>
      <description>Clair Cameron Patterson discovered the true age of the Earth, and in the process, the greatest environmental catastrophe in human history.Get 10% off your first month of online counseling by visiting:http://betterhelp.com/theconstant (http://betterhelp.com/theconstant)Get a free trial of Literati by going to literati.com/theconstant (https://publish.blubrry.com/content/literati.com/theconstant)Visit our Patreon here (https://patreon.com/theconstant).BUY OUR MERCH, YOU FILTHY ANIMALS! (https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirts/the-constant-podcast)Music by:Epidemic SoundBlue Dot Sessions (https://www.sessions.blue/)Lee Rosevere (https://leerosevere.bandcamp.com/)
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      <pubDate>Tue, 15 Jun 2021 04:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:season>9</itunes:season>
      <itunes:author>Mark Chrisler</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Clair Cameron Patterson discovered the true age of the Earth, and in the process, the greatest environmental catastrophe in human history.Get 10% off your first month of online counseling by visiting:http://betterhelp.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Clair Cameron Patterson discovered the true age of the Earth, and in the process, the greatest environmental catastrophe in human history.Get 10% off your first month of online counseling by visiting:http://betterhelp.com/theconstant (http://betterhelp.com/theconstant)Get a free trial of Literati by going to literati.com/theconstant (https://publish.blubrry.com/content/literati.com/theconstant)Visit our Patreon here (https://patreon.com/theconstant).BUY OUR MERCH, YOU FILTHY ANIMALS! (https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirts/the-constant-podcast)Music by:Epidemic SoundBlue Dot Sessions (https://www.sessions.blue/)Lee Rosevere (https://leerosevere.bandcamp.com/)
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        <![CDATA[<p>Clair Cameron Patterson discovered the true age of the Earth, and in the process, the greatest environmental catastrophe in human history.Get 10% off your first month of online counseling by visiting:http://betterhelp.com/theconstant (http://betterhelp.com/theconstant)Get a free trial of Literati by going to literati.com/theconstant (https://publish.blubrry.com/content/literati.com/theconstant)Visit our Patreon here (https://patreon.com/theconstant).BUY OUR MERCH, YOU FILTHY ANIMALS! (https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirts/the-constant-podcast)Music by:Epidemic SoundBlue Dot Sessions (https://www.sessions.blue/)Lee Rosevere (https://leerosevere.bandcamp.com/)</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>It's a Date</title>
      <link>https://blubrry.com/the_constant/77832332/its-a-date/</link>
      <description>How old is the world? There're only fifteen or twenty ways to find out!Get $75 credit to upgrade your job post at indeed.com/theconstant (http://www.indeed.com/theconstant)Get 10% off your first month of online counseling by visiting:http://betterhelp.com/theconstantGet a free trial of Literati by going to literati.com/theconstant (literati.com/theconstant)Visit our Patreon here (https://patreon.com/theconstant).BUY OUR MERCH, YOU FILTHY ANIMALS! (https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirts/the-constant-podcast)Music by:Epidemic Sound (https://www.epidemicsound.com/)
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      <pubDate>Tue, 01 Jun 2021 04:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:season>9</itunes:season>
      <itunes:author>Mark Chrisler</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>How old is the world? There're only fifteen or twenty ways to find out!Get $75 credit to upgrade your job post at indeed.com/theconstantGet 10% off your first month of online counseling by visiting:http://betterhelp.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>How old is the world? There're only fifteen or twenty ways to find out!Get $75 credit to upgrade your job post at indeed.com/theconstant (http://www.indeed.com/theconstant)Get 10% off your first month of online counseling by visiting:http://betterhelp.com/theconstantGet a free trial of Literati by going to literati.com/theconstant (literati.com/theconstant)Visit our Patreon here (https://patreon.com/theconstant).BUY OUR MERCH, YOU FILTHY ANIMALS! (https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirts/the-constant-podcast)Music by:Epidemic Sound (https://www.epidemicsound.com/)
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        <![CDATA[<p>How old is the world? There're only fifteen or twenty ways to find out!Get $75 credit to upgrade your job post at indeed.com/theconstant (http://www.indeed.com/theconstant)Get 10% off your first month of online counseling by visiting:http://betterhelp.com/theconstantGet a free trial of Literati by going to literati.com/theconstant (literati.com/theconstant)Visit our Patreon here (https://patreon.com/theconstant).BUY OUR MERCH, YOU FILTHY ANIMALS! (https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirts/the-constant-podcast)Music by:Epidemic Sound (https://www.epidemicsound.com/)</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>Death Rays (Part Two (Electric Boogaloo))</title>
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      <description>Here it is! The Big Bad Boys of Death Ray History: Axis vs. Allies, Marconi vs. Tesla, and barely anything about the mysterious Japanese WWII monkey shortage that is picking the inside of my brain bloody. Get $75 credit to upgrade your job post at indeed.com/theconstant (http://www.indeed.com/theconstant)Get 10% off your first month of online counseling by visiting:http://betterhelp.com/theconstant (http://betterhelp.com/theconstant)Visit our Patreon here (https://patreon.com/theconstant).BUY OUR MERCH, YOU FILTHY ANIMALS! (https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirts/the-constant-podcast)Music by:Epidemic Sound (https://www.epidemicsound.com/)
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      <pubDate>Tue, 18 May 2021 04:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:season>9</itunes:season>
      <itunes:author>Mark Chrisler</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Here it is! The Big Bad Boys of Death Ray History: Axis vs. Allies, Marconi vs. Tesla, and barely anything about the mysterious Japanese WWII monkey shortage that is picking the inside of my brain bloody. Get $75 credit to upgrade your job post at inde...</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Here it is! The Big Bad Boys of Death Ray History: Axis vs. Allies, Marconi vs. Tesla, and barely anything about the mysterious Japanese WWII monkey shortage that is picking the inside of my brain bloody. Get $75 credit to upgrade your job post at indeed.com/theconstant (http://www.indeed.com/theconstant)Get 10% off your first month of online counseling by visiting:http://betterhelp.com/theconstant (http://betterhelp.com/theconstant)Visit our Patreon here (https://patreon.com/theconstant).BUY OUR MERCH, YOU FILTHY ANIMALS! (https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirts/the-constant-podcast)Music by:Epidemic Sound (https://www.epidemicsound.com/)
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        <![CDATA[<p>Here it is! The Big Bad Boys of Death Ray History: Axis vs. Allies, Marconi vs. Tesla, and barely anything about the mysterious Japanese WWII monkey shortage that is picking the inside of my brain bloody. Get $75 credit to upgrade your job post at indeed.com/theconstant (http://www.indeed.com/theconstant)Get 10% off your first month of online counseling by visiting:http://betterhelp.com/theconstant (http://betterhelp.com/theconstant)Visit our Patreon here (https://patreon.com/theconstant).BUY OUR MERCH, YOU FILTHY ANIMALS! (https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirts/the-constant-podcast)Music by:Epidemic Sound (https://www.epidemicsound.com/)</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>Death Rays</title>
      <link>https://blubrry.com/the_constant/76810818/death-rays/</link>
      <description>This one does what it says on the tin: instantly kills you with a beam of indeterminate provenance! What other podcast can promise that? Aside from Roman Mars, obviously.Get 10% off your first month of online counseling by visiting:http://betterhelp.com/theconstant (http://betterhelp.com/theconstant)Visit our Patreon here (https://patreon.com/theconstant).BUY OUR MERCH, YOU FILTHY ANIMALS! (https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirts/the-constant-podcast)Music by:Blue Dot Sessions (https://www.sessions.blue/)Lee Rosevere (https://leerosevere.bandcamp.com/)Epidemic Sound (https://www.epidemicsound.com/)
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      <pubDate>Tue, 04 May 2021 04:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:season>9</itunes:season>
      <itunes:author>Mark Chrisler</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>This one does what it says on the tin: instantly kills you with a beam of indeterminate provenance! What other podcast can promise that? Aside from Roman Mars, obviously.Get 10% off your first month of online counseling by visiting:http://betterhelp.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>This one does what it says on the tin: instantly kills you with a beam of indeterminate provenance! What other podcast can promise that? Aside from Roman Mars, obviously.Get 10% off your first month of online counseling by visiting:http://betterhelp.com/theconstant (http://betterhelp.com/theconstant)Visit our Patreon here (https://patreon.com/theconstant).BUY OUR MERCH, YOU FILTHY ANIMALS! (https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirts/the-constant-podcast)Music by:Blue Dot Sessions (https://www.sessions.blue/)Lee Rosevere (https://leerosevere.bandcamp.com/)Epidemic Sound (https://www.epidemicsound.com/)
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        <![CDATA[<p>This one does what it says on the tin: instantly kills you with a beam of indeterminate provenance! What other podcast can promise that? Aside from Roman Mars, obviously.Get 10% off your first month of online counseling by visiting:http://betterhelp.com/theconstant (http://betterhelp.com/theconstant)Visit our Patreon here (https://patreon.com/theconstant).BUY OUR MERCH, YOU FILTHY ANIMALS! (https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirts/the-constant-podcast)Music by:Blue Dot Sessions (https://www.sessions.blue/)Lee Rosevere (https://leerosevere.bandcamp.com/)Epidemic Sound (https://www.epidemicsound.com/)</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>Don't Know Much About History</title>
      <link>https://blubrry.com/the_constant/76282377/dont-know-much-about-history/</link>
      <description>Nobody paid much attention to Jean Hardouin in 1729 when he said that all of history was faked. But since then, his message has found a lot more receptive ears. Meet your newest conspiratorial friends: The Chronology Truthers. Get $75 credit to upgrade your job post at indeed.com/theconstant (http://www.indeed.com/theconstant)Get 10% off your first month of online counseling by visiting:http://betterhelp.com/theconstant (http://betterhelp.com/theconstant)Visit our Patreon here (https://patreon.com/theconstant).BUY OUR MERCH, YOU FILTHY ANIMALS! (https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirts/the-constant-podcast)Music by:Blue Dot Sessions (https://www.sessions.blue/)Lee RosevereEpidemic Sound (https://www.epidemicsound.com)
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      <pubDate>Tue, 20 Apr 2021 04:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:season>9</itunes:season>
      <itunes:author>Mark Chrisler</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Nobody paid much attention to Jean Hardouin in 1729 when he said that all of history was faked. But since then, his message has found a lot more receptive ears. Meet your newest conspiratorial friends: The Chronology Truthers.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Nobody paid much attention to Jean Hardouin in 1729 when he said that all of history was faked. But since then, his message has found a lot more receptive ears. Meet your newest conspiratorial friends: The Chronology Truthers. Get $75 credit to upgrade your job post at indeed.com/theconstant (http://www.indeed.com/theconstant)Get 10% off your first month of online counseling by visiting:http://betterhelp.com/theconstant (http://betterhelp.com/theconstant)Visit our Patreon here (https://patreon.com/theconstant).BUY OUR MERCH, YOU FILTHY ANIMALS! (https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirts/the-constant-podcast)Music by:Blue Dot Sessions (https://www.sessions.blue/)Lee RosevereEpidemic Sound (https://www.epidemicsound.com)
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Nobody paid much attention to Jean Hardouin in 1729 when he said that all of history was faked. But since then, his message has found a lot more receptive ears. Meet your newest conspiratorial friends: The Chronology Truthers. Get $75 credit to upgrade your job post at indeed.com/theconstant (http://www.indeed.com/theconstant)Get 10% off your first month of online counseling by visiting:http://betterhelp.com/theconstant (http://betterhelp.com/theconstant)Visit our Patreon here (https://patreon.com/theconstant).BUY OUR MERCH, YOU FILTHY ANIMALS! (https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirts/the-constant-podcast)Music by:Blue Dot Sessions (https://www.sessions.blue/)Lee RosevereEpidemic Sound (https://www.epidemicsound.com)</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>It's All a Lie</title>
      <link>https://blubrry.com/the_constant/75744506/its-all-a-lie/</link>
      <description>What if I told you everything you knew was a lie? Okay, well what if a 17th century French librarian told you everything you knew was a lie?Check out Don't Stop for Monkeys (https://dontstopformonkeys.weebly.com/), or else.Get 10% off your first month of online counseling by visiting:http://betterhelp.com/theconstant (http://betterhelp.com/theconstant)Visit our Patreon here (https://patreon.com/theconstant).BUY OUR MERCH, YOU FILTHY ANIMALS! (https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirts/the-constant-podcast)Music by:Blue Dot Sessions (https://www.sessions.blue/)Lee Rosevere (https://leerosevere.bandcamp.com/)Kevin MacLeodI Solipsisti (https://musopen.org/music/performer/i-solipsisti/)Yarhkob (https://soundcloud.com/yarhkob)Joohyun Park (https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCUxeDNkWkyRUnizhE3VkGIQ)
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      <pubDate>Tue, 06 Apr 2021 04:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:season>9</itunes:season>
      <itunes:author>Mark Chrisler</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>What if I told you everything you knew was a lie? Okay, well what if a 17th century French librarian told you everything you knew was a lie?Check out Don't Stop for Monkeys, or else.Get 10% off your first month of online counseling by visiting:http://b...</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>What if I told you everything you knew was a lie? Okay, well what if a 17th century French librarian told you everything you knew was a lie?Check out Don't Stop for Monkeys (https://dontstopformonkeys.weebly.com/), or else.Get 10% off your first month of online counseling by visiting:http://betterhelp.com/theconstant (http://betterhelp.com/theconstant)Visit our Patreon here (https://patreon.com/theconstant).BUY OUR MERCH, YOU FILTHY ANIMALS! (https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirts/the-constant-podcast)Music by:Blue Dot Sessions (https://www.sessions.blue/)Lee Rosevere (https://leerosevere.bandcamp.com/)Kevin MacLeodI Solipsisti (https://musopen.org/music/performer/i-solipsisti/)Yarhkob (https://soundcloud.com/yarhkob)Joohyun Park (https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCUxeDNkWkyRUnizhE3VkGIQ)
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      <description>On March 8th, 1874, the animals escaped from The Central Park Zoo. Check out Don't Stop for Monkeys (https://dontstopformonkeys.weebly.com/), or else.Get 10% off your first month of online counseling by visiting:http://betterhelp.com/theconstant (http://betterhelp.com/theconstant)Visit our Patreon here (https://patreon.com/theconstant).BUY OUR MERCH, YOU FILTHY ANIMALS! (https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirts/the-constant-podcast)Music by:Blue Dot Sessions (https://www.sessions.blue/)Lee Rosevere (https://leerosevere.bandcamp.com/)Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com/)
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      <pubDate>Tue, 23 Mar 2021 04:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>Zoo Story</itunes:title>
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      <itunes:season>9</itunes:season>
      <itunes:author>Mark Chrisler</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>On March 8th, 1874, the animals escaped from The Central Park Zoo. Check out Don't Stop for Monkeys, or else.Get 10% off your first month of online counseling by visiting:http://betterhelp.com/theconstantVisit our Patreon here.BUY OUR MERCH,</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>On March 8th, 1874, the animals escaped from The Central Park Zoo. Check out Don't Stop for Monkeys (https://dontstopformonkeys.weebly.com/), or else.Get 10% off your first month of online counseling by visiting:http://betterhelp.com/theconstant (http://betterhelp.com/theconstant)Visit our Patreon here (https://patreon.com/theconstant).BUY OUR MERCH, YOU FILTHY ANIMALS! (https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirts/the-constant-podcast)Music by:Blue Dot Sessions (https://www.sessions.blue/)Lee Rosevere (https://leerosevere.bandcamp.com/)Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com/)
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        <![CDATA[<p>On March 8th, 1874, the animals escaped from The Central Park Zoo. Check out Don't Stop for Monkeys (https://dontstopformonkeys.weebly.com/), or else.Get 10% off your first month of online counseling by visiting:http://betterhelp.com/theconstant (http://betterhelp.com/theconstant)Visit our Patreon here (https://patreon.com/theconstant).BUY OUR MERCH, YOU FILTHY ANIMALS! (https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirts/the-constant-podcast)Music by:Blue Dot Sessions (https://www.sessions.blue/)Lee Rosevere (https://leerosevere.bandcamp.com/)Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com/)</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>Crackpots</title>
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      <description>Some things are ordered and some are chaotic. This story is neither.Get $75 credit to upgrade your job post at indeed.com/theconstant (http://www.indeed.com/theconstant)Get 10% off your first month of online counseling by visiting:http://betterhelp.com/theconstant (http://betterhelp.com/theconstant)Visit our Patreon here (https://patreon.com/theconstant).BUY OUR MERCH, YOU FILTHY ANIMALS! (https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirts/the-constant-podcast)Music by:Blue Dot Sessions (https://www.sessions.blue/)Lee Rosevere (https://leerosevere.bandcamp.com/)Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com/)
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      <pubDate>Tue, 09 Mar 2021 06:29:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>Crackpots</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:season>9</itunes:season>
      <itunes:author>Mark Chrisler</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Some things are ordered and some are chaotic. This story is neither.Get $75 credit to upgrade your job post at indeed.com/theconstantGet 10% off your first month of online counseling by visiting:http://betterhelp.com/theconstantVisit our Patreon here.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Some things are ordered and some are chaotic. This story is neither.Get $75 credit to upgrade your job post at indeed.com/theconstant (http://www.indeed.com/theconstant)Get 10% off your first month of online counseling by visiting:http://betterhelp.com/theconstant (http://betterhelp.com/theconstant)Visit our Patreon here (https://patreon.com/theconstant).BUY OUR MERCH, YOU FILTHY ANIMALS! (https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirts/the-constant-podcast)Music by:Blue Dot Sessions (https://www.sessions.blue/)Lee Rosevere (https://leerosevere.bandcamp.com/)Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com/)
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        <![CDATA[<p>Some things are ordered and some are chaotic. This story is neither.Get $75 credit to upgrade your job post at indeed.com/theconstant (http://www.indeed.com/theconstant)Get 10% off your first month of online counseling by visiting:http://betterhelp.com/theconstant (http://betterhelp.com/theconstant)Visit our Patreon here (https://patreon.com/theconstant).BUY OUR MERCH, YOU FILTHY ANIMALS! (https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirts/the-constant-podcast)Music by:Blue Dot Sessions (https://www.sessions.blue/)Lee Rosevere (https://leerosevere.bandcamp.com/)Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com/)</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>On The Rocks</title>
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      <description>What do the modern flat earth movement, the history of animal experimentation, the invention of civil engineering, ballet, pantomime, and the first British robot all have in common?The Eddystone Lighthouse.Get $75 credit to upgrade your job post at indeed.com/theconstant (http://www.indeed.com/theconstant)Get 10% off your first month of online counseling by visiting:http://betterhelp.com/theconstant (http://betterhelp.com/theconstant)Visit our Patreon here (https://patreon.com/theconstant).BUY OUR MERCH, YOU FILTHY ANIMALS! (https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirts/the-constant-podcast)Music by:Blue Dot Sessions (https://www.sessions.blue/)Lee Rosevere (https://leerosevere.bandcamp.com/)Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com/) Voice talent by Heather Chrisler (http://www.heatherchrisler.com/)
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      <pubDate>Tue, 23 Feb 2021 05:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>On The Rocks</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:season>9</itunes:season>
      <itunes:author>Mark Chrisler</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>What do the modern flat earth movement, the history of animal experimentation, the invention of civil engineering, ballet, pantomime, and the first British robot all have in common?The Eddystone Lighthouse.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>What do the modern flat earth movement, the history of animal experimentation, the invention of civil engineering, ballet, pantomime, and the first British robot all have in common?The Eddystone Lighthouse.Get $75 credit to upgrade your job post at indeed.com/theconstant (http://www.indeed.com/theconstant)Get 10% off your first month of online counseling by visiting:http://betterhelp.com/theconstant (http://betterhelp.com/theconstant)Visit our Patreon here (https://patreon.com/theconstant).BUY OUR MERCH, YOU FILTHY ANIMALS! (https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirts/the-constant-podcast)Music by:Blue Dot Sessions (https://www.sessions.blue/)Lee Rosevere (https://leerosevere.bandcamp.com/)Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com/) Voice talent by Heather Chrisler (http://www.heatherchrisler.com/)
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      <title>How to Solve a Murder (Pt 3)</title>
      <link>https://blubrry.com/the_constant/73596433/how-to-solve-a-murder-pt-3/</link>
      <description>We no longer make people walk hot coals, or swim witches, or touch dead bodies. But everything we know about solving crime is still wrong.The National Registry of Exonerations (https://www.law.umich.edu/special/exoneration/Pages/about.aspx)2009 NAS Report (https://www.ojp.gov/pdffiles1/nij/grants/228091.pdf)The Innocence Project (https://innocenceproject.org/)The Story of Gary Dotson (https://www.law.northwestern.edu/legalclinic/wrongfulconvictions/exonerations/il/gary-dotson.html)Leora Smith's excellent reporting on Herbert MacDonell and blood spatter (https://features.propublica.org/blood-spatter-analysis/herbert-macdonell-forensic-evidence-judges-and-courts/)Trial by Fire, David Grann for The New Yorker (https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2009/09/07/trial-by-fire)The Story of Cameron Todd Willingham via The Chicago Tribune (https://www.chicagotribune.com/nation-world/chi-0412090169dec09-story.html)Radley Balko at The Washington Post (https://www.washingtonpost.com/people/radley-balko/)Get 10% off your first month of online counseling by visiting:http://betterhelp.com/theconstant (http://betterhelp.com/theconstant)Visit our Patreon here (https://patreon.com/theconstant).BUY OUR MERCH, YOU FILTHY ANIMALS! (https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirts/the-constant-podcast)Music by:Blue Dot Sessions (https://www.sessions.blue/)Lee RosevereKevin MacLeodBen Sound Voice Talent from:Heather ChrislerCarlo GarciaSteve Peebles
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      <pubDate>Tue, 09 Feb 2021 05:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>How to Solve a Murder (pt 3)</itunes:title>
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      <itunes:season>9</itunes:season>
      <itunes:author>Mark Chrisler</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>We no longer make people walk hot coals, or swim witches, or touch dead bodies. But everything we know about solving crime is still wrong.The National Registry of Exonerations2009 NAS ReportThe Innocence ProjectThe Story of Gary DotsonLeora Smith's exc...</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>We no longer make people walk hot coals, or swim witches, or touch dead bodies. But everything we know about solving crime is still wrong.The National Registry of Exonerations (https://www.law.umich.edu/special/exoneration/Pages/about.aspx)2009 NAS Report (https://www.ojp.gov/pdffiles1/nij/grants/228091.pdf)The Innocence Project (https://innocenceproject.org/)The Story of Gary Dotson (https://www.law.northwestern.edu/legalclinic/wrongfulconvictions/exonerations/il/gary-dotson.html)Leora Smith's excellent reporting on Herbert MacDonell and blood spatter (https://features.propublica.org/blood-spatter-analysis/herbert-macdonell-forensic-evidence-judges-and-courts/)Trial by Fire, David Grann for The New Yorker (https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2009/09/07/trial-by-fire)The Story of Cameron Todd Willingham via The Chicago Tribune (https://www.chicagotribune.com/nation-world/chi-0412090169dec09-story.html)Radley Balko at The Washington Post (https://www.washingtonpost.com/people/radley-balko/)Get 10% off your first month of online counseling by visiting:http://betterhelp.com/theconstant (http://betterhelp.com/theconstant)Visit our Patreon here (https://patreon.com/theconstant).BUY OUR MERCH, YOU FILTHY ANIMALS! (https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirts/the-constant-podcast)Music by:Blue Dot Sessions (https://www.sessions.blue/)Lee RosevereKevin MacLeodBen Sound Voice Talent from:Heather ChrislerCarlo GarciaSteve Peebles
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      <title>How to Solve a Murder (Pt 2)</title>
      <link>https://blubrry.com/the_constant/73020054/how-to-solve-a-murder-pt-2/</link>
      <description>On part two of this three part series on forensics, we're bridging the gap, between the ancient and modern means of solving crimes. How did forensic science get into courts in the first place? And is it actually science at all?Get 10% off your first month of online counseling by visiting:http://betterhelp.com/theconstant (http://betterhelp.com/theconstant)Visit our Patreon here (https://patreon.com/theconstant).BUY OUR MERCH, YOU FILTHY ANIMALS! (https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirts/the-constant-podcast)Music by:Blue Dot Sessions (https://www.sessions.blue/)Lee RosevereJS BachListen to:I Know Dino (https://iknowdino.com/)Rumble Strip (https://rumblestripvermont.com/)
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      <pubDate>Tue, 26 Jan 2021 05:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>How to Solve a Murder (pt 2)</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:season>9</itunes:season>
      <itunes:author>Mark Chrisler</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>On part two of this three part series on forensics, we're bridging the gap, between the ancient and modern means of solving crimes. How did forensic science get into courts in the first place? And is it actually science at all?</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>On part two of this three part series on forensics, we're bridging the gap, between the ancient and modern means of solving crimes. How did forensic science get into courts in the first place? And is it actually science at all?Get 10% off your first month of online counseling by visiting:http://betterhelp.com/theconstant (http://betterhelp.com/theconstant)Visit our Patreon here (https://patreon.com/theconstant).BUY OUR MERCH, YOU FILTHY ANIMALS! (https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirts/the-constant-podcast)Music by:Blue Dot Sessions (https://www.sessions.blue/)Lee RosevereJS BachListen to:I Know Dino (https://iknowdino.com/)Rumble Strip (https://rumblestripvermont.com/)
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        <![CDATA[<p>On part two of this three part series on forensics, we're bridging the gap, between the ancient and modern means of solving crimes. How did forensic science get into courts in the first place? And is it actually science at all?Get 10% off your first month of online counseling by visiting:http://betterhelp.com/theconstant (http://betterhelp.com/theconstant)Visit our Patreon here (https://patreon.com/theconstant).BUY OUR MERCH, YOU FILTHY ANIMALS! (https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirts/the-constant-podcast)Music by:Blue Dot Sessions (https://www.sessions.blue/)Lee RosevereJS BachListen to:I Know Dino (https://iknowdino.com/)Rumble Strip (https://rumblestripvermont.com/)</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>How to Solve a Murder (Pt 1)</title>
      <link>https://blubrry.com/the_constant/72496251/how-to-solve-a-murder-pt-1/</link>
      <description>Fingerprints, DNA, blood spatter, ballistics. Before any of those forensic sciences, investigators and courts had a very different suite of tools for solving crime. On this episode, we're looking at some of them. Get 10% off your first month of online counseling by visiting:http://betterhelp.com/theconstant (http://betterhelp.com/theconstant)Visit our Patreon here (https://patreon.com/theconstant).BUY OUR MERCH, YOU FILTHY ANIMALS! (https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirts/the-constant-podcast)Music by:Blue Dot Sessions (https://www.sessions.blue/)Lee Rosevere (https://leerosevere.bandcamp.com/)Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com/)
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      <pubDate>Tue, 12 Jan 2021 05:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>How to Solve a Murder (pt 1)</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:season>9</itunes:season>
      <itunes:author>Mark Chrisler</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Fingerprints, DNA, blood spatter, ballistics. Before any of those forensic sciences, investigators and courts had a very different suite of tools for solving crime. On this episode, we're looking at some of them. </itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Fingerprints, DNA, blood spatter, ballistics. Before any of those forensic sciences, investigators and courts had a very different suite of tools for solving crime. On this episode, we're looking at some of them. Get 10% off your first month of online counseling by visiting:http://betterhelp.com/theconstant (http://betterhelp.com/theconstant)Visit our Patreon here (https://patreon.com/theconstant).BUY OUR MERCH, YOU FILTHY ANIMALS! (https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirts/the-constant-podcast)Music by:Blue Dot Sessions (https://www.sessions.blue/)Lee Rosevere (https://leerosevere.bandcamp.com/)Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com/)
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        <![CDATA[<p>Fingerprints, DNA, blood spatter, ballistics. Before any of those forensic sciences, investigators and courts had a very different suite of tools for solving crime. On this episode, we're looking at some of them. Get 10% off your first month of online counseling by visiting:http://betterhelp.com/theconstant (http://betterhelp.com/theconstant)Visit our Patreon here (https://patreon.com/theconstant).BUY OUR MERCH, YOU FILTHY ANIMALS! (https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirts/the-constant-podcast)Music by:Blue Dot Sessions (https://www.sessions.blue/)Lee Rosevere (https://leerosevere.bandcamp.com/)Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com/)</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>4201</itunes:duration>
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      <title>Lick The Earth</title>
      <link>https://blubrry.com/the_constant/71496825/lick-the-earth/</link>
      <description>For the last episode of 2020, we're returning to our fair city, Chicago, for the unlikely story of a hard-scrapple hobo who formed his own independent, autonomous district on the non-existent east side of town, which he managed to keep control of for nearly forty years... well, sort of.Visit https://andstillivote.org/YOUR-Story-Matters/ (https://andstillivote.org/YOUR-Story-Matters/) to join the fight for voting rights today.Get 10% off your first month of online counseling by visiting:http://betterhelp.com/theconstant (http://betterhelp.com/theconstant)Visit our Patreon here (https://patreon.com/theconstant).BUY OUR MERCH, YOU FILTHY ANIMALS! (https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirts/the-constant-podcast)Music by:Blue Dot Sessions (https://www.sessions.blue/)Lee Rosevere (https://leerosevere.bandcamp.com/)Kevin MacLeodThe Joy Drops (http://thejoydrops.com/)Heftone Banjo Orchestra (http://www.heftone.com/)
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      <pubDate>Tue, 15 Dec 2020 05:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>Lick The Earth</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:season>8</itunes:season>
      <itunes:author>Mark Chrisler</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>For the last episode of 2020, we're returning to our fair city, Chicago, for the unlikely story of a hard-scrapple hobo who formed his own independent, autonomous district on the non-existent east side of town,</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>For the last episode of 2020, we're returning to our fair city, Chicago, for the unlikely story of a hard-scrapple hobo who formed his own independent, autonomous district on the non-existent east side of town, which he managed to keep control of for nearly forty years... well, sort of.Visit https://andstillivote.org/YOUR-Story-Matters/ (https://andstillivote.org/YOUR-Story-Matters/) to join the fight for voting rights today.Get 10% off your first month of online counseling by visiting:http://betterhelp.com/theconstant (http://betterhelp.com/theconstant)Visit our Patreon here (https://patreon.com/theconstant).BUY OUR MERCH, YOU FILTHY ANIMALS! (https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirts/the-constant-podcast)Music by:Blue Dot Sessions (https://www.sessions.blue/)Lee Rosevere (https://leerosevere.bandcamp.com/)Kevin MacLeodThe Joy Drops (http://thejoydrops.com/)Heftone Banjo Orchestra (http://www.heftone.com/)
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        <![CDATA[<p>For the last episode of 2020, we're returning to our fair city, Chicago, for the unlikely story of a hard-scrapple hobo who formed his own independent, autonomous district on the non-existent east side of town, which he managed to keep control of for nearly forty years... well, sort of.Visit https://andstillivote.org/YOUR-Story-Matters/ (https://andstillivote.org/YOUR-Story-Matters/) to join the fight for voting rights today.Get 10% off your first month of online counseling by visiting:http://betterhelp.com/theconstant (http://betterhelp.com/theconstant)Visit our Patreon here (https://patreon.com/theconstant).BUY OUR MERCH, YOU FILTHY ANIMALS! (https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirts/the-constant-podcast)Music by:Blue Dot Sessions (https://www.sessions.blue/)Lee Rosevere (https://leerosevere.bandcamp.com/)Kevin MacLeodThe Joy Drops (http://thejoydrops.com/)Heftone Banjo Orchestra (http://www.heftone.com/)</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>4432</itunes:duration>
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      <title>It's a Secret to Everybody</title>
      <link>https://blubrry.com/the_constant/70951667/its-a-secret-to-everybody/</link>
      <description>For The Constant's third birthday, here are three stories out of the secret feed. Medicinal gold, the story of theater's greatest Hamlet, and a melancholy Christmas tale, all for you. Visit https://andstillivote.org/YOUR-Story-Matters/ (https://andstillivote.org/YOUR-Story-Matters/) to join the fight for voting rights today.Get 10% off your first month of online counseling by visiting:http://betterhelp.com/theconstant (http://betterhelp.com/theconstant)Visit our Patreon here (https://patreon.com/theconstant).BUY OUR MERCH, YOU FILTHY ANIMALS! (https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirts/the-constant-podcast)Music by:Blue Dot Sessions (https://www.sessions.blue/)Lee RosevereKevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com/)
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      <pubDate>Tue, 01 Dec 2020 05:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>It's a Secret to Everybody</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:season>8</itunes:season>
      <itunes:author>Mark Chrisler</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>For The Constant's third birthday, here are three stories out of the secret feed. Medicinal gold, the story of theater's greatest Hamlet, and a melancholy Christmas tale, all for you. Visit https://andstillivote.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>For The Constant's third birthday, here are three stories out of the secret feed. Medicinal gold, the story of theater's greatest Hamlet, and a melancholy Christmas tale, all for you. Visit https://andstillivote.org/YOUR-Story-Matters/ (https://andstillivote.org/YOUR-Story-Matters/) to join the fight for voting rights today.Get 10% off your first month of online counseling by visiting:http://betterhelp.com/theconstant (http://betterhelp.com/theconstant)Visit our Patreon here (https://patreon.com/theconstant).BUY OUR MERCH, YOU FILTHY ANIMALS! (https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirts/the-constant-podcast)Music by:Blue Dot Sessions (https://www.sessions.blue/)Lee RosevereKevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com/)
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        <![CDATA[<p>For The Constant's third birthday, here are three stories out of the secret feed. Medicinal gold, the story of theater's greatest Hamlet, and a melancholy Christmas tale, all for you. Visit https://andstillivote.org/YOUR-Story-Matters/ (https://andstillivote.org/YOUR-Story-Matters/) to join the fight for voting rights today.Get 10% off your first month of online counseling by visiting:http://betterhelp.com/theconstant (http://betterhelp.com/theconstant)Visit our Patreon here (https://patreon.com/theconstant).BUY OUR MERCH, YOU FILTHY ANIMALS! (https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirts/the-constant-podcast)Music by:Blue Dot Sessions (https://www.sessions.blue/)Lee RosevereKevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com/)</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>2670</itunes:duration>
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      <title>Deserted</title>
      <link>https://blubrry.com/the_constant/70390284/deserted/</link>
      <description>In September of 1822, a ship carrying 70 immigrants left London bound for St. Joseph, a bustling city on The Mosquito Coast in the small Central American nation of Poyais. They were followed by hundreds more pilgrims, all looking for a better life. They were about to be severely disappointed. Visit andstillivote.org (https://publish.blubrry.com/content/andstillivote.org) to join the fight for voting rights today.Get 10% off your first month of online counseling by visiting:http://betterhelp.com/theconstant (http://betterhelp.com/theconstant)Visit our Patreon here (https://patreon.com/theconstant).BUY OUR MERCH, YOU FILTHY ANIMALS!Listen to Historical Blindness here (https://www.historicalblindness.com/)and Rumble Strip here (https://rumblestripvermont.com/)Music by:Blue Dot Sessions (https://www.sessions.blue/)Lee Rosevere (https://leerosevere.bandcamp.com/)
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      <pubDate>Tue, 17 Nov 2020 05:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>Deserted</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:season>8</itunes:season>
      <itunes:author>Mark Chrisler</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>In September of 1822, a ship carrying 70 immigrants left London bound for St. Joseph, a bustling city on The Mosquito Coast in the small Central American nation of Poyais. They were followed by hundreds more pilgrims, all looking for a better life.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>In September of 1822, a ship carrying 70 immigrants left London bound for St. Joseph, a bustling city on The Mosquito Coast in the small Central American nation of Poyais. They were followed by hundreds more pilgrims, all looking for a better life. They were about to be severely disappointed. Visit andstillivote.org (https://publish.blubrry.com/content/andstillivote.org) to join the fight for voting rights today.Get 10% off your first month of online counseling by visiting:http://betterhelp.com/theconstant (http://betterhelp.com/theconstant)Visit our Patreon here (https://patreon.com/theconstant).BUY OUR MERCH, YOU FILTHY ANIMALS!Listen to Historical Blindness here (https://www.historicalblindness.com/)and Rumble Strip here (https://rumblestripvermont.com/)Music by:Blue Dot Sessions (https://www.sessions.blue/)Lee Rosevere (https://leerosevere.bandcamp.com/)
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        <![CDATA[<p>In September of 1822, a ship carrying 70 immigrants left London bound for St. Joseph, a bustling city on The Mosquito Coast in the small Central American nation of Poyais. They were followed by hundreds more pilgrims, all looking for a better life. They were about to be severely disappointed. Visit andstillivote.org (https://publish.blubrry.com/content/andstillivote.org) to join the fight for voting rights today.Get 10% off your first month of online counseling by visiting:http://betterhelp.com/theconstant (http://betterhelp.com/theconstant)Visit our Patreon here (https://patreon.com/theconstant).BUY OUR MERCH, YOU FILTHY ANIMALS!Listen to Historical Blindness here (https://www.historicalblindness.com/)and Rumble Strip here (https://rumblestripvermont.com/)Music by:Blue Dot Sessions (https://www.sessions.blue/)Lee Rosevere (https://leerosevere.bandcamp.com/)</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>3688</itunes:duration>
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      <title>Presidents in Bathtubs</title>
      <link>https://blubrry.com/the_constant/69793803/presidents-in-bathtubs/</link>
      <description>How do you thread the needle between political and apolitical, frivolous and serious, fun and relevant, on this extremely stressful election day? I don't know, but here's an episode about presidential bathtubs. Visit andstillivote.org (https://publish.blubrry.com/content/andstillivote.org) to join the fight for voting rights today.Get 10% off your first month of online counseling by visiting:http://betterhelp.com/theconstant (http://betterhelp.com/theconstant) Visit our Patreon here (https://patreon.com/theconstant).​Music by:Dana Boule (https://www.danaboule.com/)Blue Dot Sessions (https://www.sessions.blue/)Lee Rosevere (https://leerosevere.bandcamp.com/)
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      <pubDate>Tue, 03 Nov 2020 05:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>Presidents in Bathtubs</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:season>8</itunes:season>
      <itunes:author>Mark Chrisler</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>How do you thread the needle between political and apolitical, frivolous and serious, fun and relevant, on this extremely stressful election day? I don't know, but here's an episode about presidential bathtubs. Visit andstillivote.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>How do you thread the needle between political and apolitical, frivolous and serious, fun and relevant, on this extremely stressful election day? I don't know, but here's an episode about presidential bathtubs. Visit andstillivote.org (https://publish.blubrry.com/content/andstillivote.org) to join the fight for voting rights today.Get 10% off your first month of online counseling by visiting:http://betterhelp.com/theconstant (http://betterhelp.com/theconstant) Visit our Patreon here (https://patreon.com/theconstant).​Music by:Dana Boule (https://www.danaboule.com/)Blue Dot Sessions (https://www.sessions.blue/)Lee Rosevere (https://leerosevere.bandcamp.com/)
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        <![CDATA[<p>How do you thread the needle between political and apolitical, frivolous and serious, fun and relevant, on this extremely stressful election day? I don't know, but here's an episode about presidential bathtubs. Visit andstillivote.org (https://publish.blubrry.com/content/andstillivote.org) to join the fight for voting rights today.Get 10% off your first month of online counseling by visiting:http://betterhelp.com/theconstant (http://betterhelp.com/theconstant) Visit our Patreon here (https://patreon.com/theconstant).​Music by:Dana Boule (https://www.danaboule.com/)Blue Dot Sessions (https://www.sessions.blue/)Lee Rosevere (https://leerosevere.bandcamp.com/)</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>3206</itunes:duration>
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      <title>Gef</title>
      <link>https://blubrry.com/the_constant/69117333/gef/</link>
      <description>It's almost Halloween, so how's about a spooky bonfire tale. The spookiest story from the spookiest place we can think of. The story of Gef, The Talking Mongoose. Visit andstillivote.org (andstillivote.org) to join the fight for voting rights today. Get 10% off your first month of online counseling by visiting:http://betterhelp.com/theconstant (http://betterhelp.com/theconstant) Visit our Patreon here (https://patreon.com/theconstant).Music by:Dana Boule (https://www.danaboule.com/)Blue Dot Sessions (https://www.sessions.blue/)Lee Rosevere (https://leerosevere.bandcamp.com/)
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      <pubDate>Tue, 20 Oct 2020 04:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>Gef</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:season>8</itunes:season>
      <itunes:author>Mark Chrisler</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>It's almost Halloween, so how's about a spooky bonfire tale. The spookiest story from the spookiest place we can think of. The story of Gef, The Talking Mongoose. Visit andstillivote.org to join the fight for voting rights today. - </itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>It's almost Halloween, so how's about a spooky bonfire tale. The spookiest story from the spookiest place we can think of. The story of Gef, The Talking Mongoose. Visit andstillivote.org (andstillivote.org) to join the fight for voting rights today. Get 10% off your first month of online counseling by visiting:http://betterhelp.com/theconstant (http://betterhelp.com/theconstant) Visit our Patreon here (https://patreon.com/theconstant).Music by:Dana Boule (https://www.danaboule.com/)Blue Dot Sessions (https://www.sessions.blue/)Lee Rosevere (https://leerosevere.bandcamp.com/)
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        <![CDATA[<p>It's almost Halloween, so how's about a spooky bonfire tale. The spookiest story from the spookiest place we can think of. The story of Gef, The Talking Mongoose. Visit andstillivote.org (andstillivote.org) to join the fight for voting rights today. Get 10% off your first month of online counseling by visiting:http://betterhelp.com/theconstant (http://betterhelp.com/theconstant) Visit our Patreon here (https://patreon.com/theconstant).Music by:Dana Boule (https://www.danaboule.com/)Blue Dot Sessions (https://www.sessions.blue/)Lee Rosevere (https://leerosevere.bandcamp.com/)</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>3081</itunes:duration>
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      <title>1876</title>
      <link>https://blubrry.com/the_constant/68479334/1876/</link>
      <description>This is the story of the worst American presidential election (so far). Get a free trial of The Great Courses Plus by going to​ https://www.thegreatcoursesplus.com/theconstant (https://www.thegreatcoursesplus.com/theconstant)Get 10% off your first month of online counseling by visiting:http://betterhelp.com/theconstant (http://betterhelp.com/theconstant) Visit our Patreon here (https://patreon.com/theconstant).Music by:Blue Dot Sessions (https://www.sessions.blue/)Lee Rosevere (https://leerosevere.bandcamp.com/)Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com/)
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      <pubDate>Tue, 06 Oct 2020 04:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>1876</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:season>8</itunes:season>
      <itunes:author>Mark Chrisler</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>This is the story of the worst American presidential election (so far). Get a free trial of The Great Courses Plus by going to​ https://www.thegreatcoursesplus.com/theconstantGet 10% off your first month of online counseling by visiting:http://betterh...</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>This is the story of the worst American presidential election (so far). Get a free trial of The Great Courses Plus by going to​ https://www.thegreatcoursesplus.com/theconstant (https://www.thegreatcoursesplus.com/theconstant)Get 10% off your first month of online counseling by visiting:http://betterhelp.com/theconstant (http://betterhelp.com/theconstant) Visit our Patreon here (https://patreon.com/theconstant).Music by:Blue Dot Sessions (https://www.sessions.blue/)Lee Rosevere (https://leerosevere.bandcamp.com/)Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com/)
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        <![CDATA[<p>This is the story of the worst American presidential election (so far). Get a free trial of The Great Courses Plus by going to​ https://www.thegreatcoursesplus.com/theconstant (https://www.thegreatcoursesplus.com/theconstant)Get 10% off your first month of online counseling by visiting:http://betterhelp.com/theconstant (http://betterhelp.com/theconstant) Visit our Patreon here (https://patreon.com/theconstant).Music by:Blue Dot Sessions (https://www.sessions.blue/)Lee Rosevere (https://leerosevere.bandcamp.com/)Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com/)</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>3828</itunes:duration>
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      <title>The Rest of The Story</title>
      <link>https://blubrry.com/the_constant/67755916/the-rest-of-the-story/</link>
      <description>In 1899 a plan was hatched. To start a war? To sell newspapers? Or to tear down The Great Wall of China?Get a free trial of The Great Courses Plus by going to​ https://www.thegreatcoursesplus.com/theconstant (https://www.thegreatcoursesplus.com/theconstant)Get 10% off your first month of online counseling by visiting:http://betterhelp.com/theconstant (http://betterhelp.com/theconstant) Visit our Patreon here (https://patreon.com/theconstant).Music by:Blue Dot Sessions (https://www.sessions.blue/)Lee Rosevere (https://leerosevere.bandcamp.com/)Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com/)
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      <pubDate>Tue, 22 Sep 2020 04:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>The Rest of The Story</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:season>8</itunes:season>
      <itunes:author>Mark Chrisler</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>In 1899 a plan was hatched. To start a war? To sell newspapers? Or to tear down The Great Wall of China?Get a free trial of The Great Courses Plus by going to​ https://www.thegreatcoursesplus.com/theconstantGet 10% off your first month of online counse...</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>In 1899 a plan was hatched. To start a war? To sell newspapers? Or to tear down The Great Wall of China?Get a free trial of The Great Courses Plus by going to​ https://www.thegreatcoursesplus.com/theconstant (https://www.thegreatcoursesplus.com/theconstant)Get 10% off your first month of online counseling by visiting:http://betterhelp.com/theconstant (http://betterhelp.com/theconstant) Visit our Patreon here (https://patreon.com/theconstant).Music by:Blue Dot Sessions (https://www.sessions.blue/)Lee Rosevere (https://leerosevere.bandcamp.com/)Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com/)
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        <![CDATA[<p>In 1899 a plan was hatched. To start a war? To sell newspapers? Or to tear down The Great Wall of China?Get a free trial of The Great Courses Plus by going to​ https://www.thegreatcoursesplus.com/theconstant (https://www.thegreatcoursesplus.com/theconstant)Get 10% off your first month of online counseling by visiting:http://betterhelp.com/theconstant (http://betterhelp.com/theconstant) Visit our Patreon here (https://patreon.com/theconstant).Music by:Blue Dot Sessions (https://www.sessions.blue/)Lee Rosevere (https://leerosevere.bandcamp.com/)Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com/)</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>2616</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>In The Air Tonight (I Can Feel It)</title>
      <link>https://blubrry.com/the_constant/67127556/in-the-air-tonight-i-can-feel-it/</link>
      <description>You know what you haven't heard enough about recently? How disease spreads. On this episode we finally circle back to the oft mentioned miasma theory, AKA Bad Air Make You Sick. Get a free trial of The Great Courses Plus by going to​ https://www.thegreatcoursesplus.com/theconstant (https://www.thegreatcoursesplus.com/theconstant)Get 10% off your first month of online counseling by visiting:http://betterhelp.com/theconstant (http://betterhelp.com/theconstant) Visit our Patreon here (https://patreon.com/theconstant).Music by:Blue Dot Sessions (https://www.sessions.blue/)Lee Rosevere (https://leerosevere.bandcamp.com/)Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com/)
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      <pubDate>Tue, 08 Sep 2020 04:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>In The Air Tonight (I Can Feel It)</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:season>8</itunes:season>
      <itunes:episode>5</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Mark Chrisler</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>You know what you haven't heard enough about recently? How disease spreads. On this episode we finally circle back to the oft mentioned miasma theory, AKA Bad Air Make You Sick. Get a free trial of The Great Courses Plus by going to​ https://www.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>You know what you haven't heard enough about recently? How disease spreads. On this episode we finally circle back to the oft mentioned miasma theory, AKA Bad Air Make You Sick. Get a free trial of The Great Courses Plus by going to​ https://www.thegreatcoursesplus.com/theconstant (https://www.thegreatcoursesplus.com/theconstant)Get 10% off your first month of online counseling by visiting:http://betterhelp.com/theconstant (http://betterhelp.com/theconstant) Visit our Patreon here (https://patreon.com/theconstant).Music by:Blue Dot Sessions (https://www.sessions.blue/)Lee Rosevere (https://leerosevere.bandcamp.com/)Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com/)
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        <![CDATA[<p>You know what you haven't heard enough about recently? How disease spreads. On this episode we finally circle back to the oft mentioned miasma theory, AKA Bad Air Make You Sick. Get a free trial of The Great Courses Plus by going to​ https://www.thegreatcoursesplus.com/theconstant (https://www.thegreatcoursesplus.com/theconstant)Get 10% off your first month of online counseling by visiting:http://betterhelp.com/theconstant (http://betterhelp.com/theconstant) Visit our Patreon here (https://patreon.com/theconstant).Music by:Blue Dot Sessions (https://www.sessions.blue/)Lee Rosevere (https://leerosevere.bandcamp.com/)Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com/)</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>4074</itunes:duration>
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      <title>Run for Your Life</title>
      <link>https://blubrry.com/the_constant/66431571/run-for-your-life/</link>
      <description>There was no Olympics this year, but it's almost the anniversary of the single worst event in the history of the games: The 1904 Olympic Marathon. Get a free trial of The Great Courses Plus by going to​ https://www.thegreatcoursesplus.com/theconstant (https://www.thegreatcoursesplus.com/theconstant)Get 10% off your first month of online counseling by visiting:http://betterhelp.com/theconstant (http://betterhelp.com/theconstant) Visit our Patreon here (https://patreon.com/theconstant).Music by:Blue Dot Sessions (https://www.sessions.blue/)Lee Rosevere (https://leerosevere.bandcamp.com/)Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com/)
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      <pubDate>Tue, 25 Aug 2020 04:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>Run for Your Life</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:season>8</itunes:season>
      <itunes:episode>4</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Mark Chrisler</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>There was no Olympics this year, but it's almost the anniversary of the single worst event in the history of the games: The 1904 Olympic Marathon. Get a free trial of The Great Courses Plus by going to​ https://www.thegreatcoursesplus.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>There was no Olympics this year, but it's almost the anniversary of the single worst event in the history of the games: The 1904 Olympic Marathon. Get a free trial of The Great Courses Plus by going to​ https://www.thegreatcoursesplus.com/theconstant (https://www.thegreatcoursesplus.com/theconstant)Get 10% off your first month of online counseling by visiting:http://betterhelp.com/theconstant (http://betterhelp.com/theconstant) Visit our Patreon here (https://patreon.com/theconstant).Music by:Blue Dot Sessions (https://www.sessions.blue/)Lee Rosevere (https://leerosevere.bandcamp.com/)Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com/)
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        <![CDATA[<p>There was no Olympics this year, but it's almost the anniversary of the single worst event in the history of the games: The 1904 Olympic Marathon. Get a free trial of The Great Courses Plus by going to​ https://www.thegreatcoursesplus.com/theconstant (https://www.thegreatcoursesplus.com/theconstant)Get 10% off your first month of online counseling by visiting:http://betterhelp.com/theconstant (http://betterhelp.com/theconstant) Visit our Patreon here (https://patreon.com/theconstant).Music by:Blue Dot Sessions (https://www.sessions.blue/)Lee Rosevere (https://leerosevere.bandcamp.com/)Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com/)</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>4521</itunes:duration>
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      <title>Apocalypse Now and Then</title>
      <link>https://blubrry.com/the_constant/65737437/apocalypse-now-and-then/</link>
      <description>Some days it feels like we're living at the end of the world. And by "some days" I mean "literally every day ever". Take a ride with us through some of the best apocalypses to never happen! Check out Heather's Youtube series, Art Infusions here! (https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCjI3jzV0xGqwJKN60Y4T8Kg) Get a free trial of The Great Courses Plus by going to​ https://www.thegreatcoursesplus.com/theconstant (https://www.thegreatcoursesplus.com/theconstant)Get 10% off your first month of online counseling by visiting:http://betterhelp.com/theconstant (http://betterhelp.com/theconstant) Visit our Patreon here (https://patreon.com/theconstant).Music by:Blue Dot Sessions (https://www.sessions.blue/)Lee Rosevere (https://leerosevere.bandcamp.com/)Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com/)
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      <pubDate>Tue, 11 Aug 2020 04:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>Apocalypse Now and Then</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:season>8</itunes:season>
      <itunes:author>Mark Chrisler</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Some days it feels like we're living at the end of the world. And by "some days" I mean "literally every day ever". Take a ride with us through some of the best apocalypses to never happen! Check out Heather's Youtube series, Art Infusions here! </itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Some days it feels like we're living at the end of the world. And by "some days" I mean "literally every day ever". Take a ride with us through some of the best apocalypses to never happen! Check out Heather's Youtube series, Art Infusions here! (https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCjI3jzV0xGqwJKN60Y4T8Kg) Get a free trial of The Great Courses Plus by going to​ https://www.thegreatcoursesplus.com/theconstant (https://www.thegreatcoursesplus.com/theconstant)Get 10% off your first month of online counseling by visiting:http://betterhelp.com/theconstant (http://betterhelp.com/theconstant) Visit our Patreon here (https://patreon.com/theconstant).Music by:Blue Dot Sessions (https://www.sessions.blue/)Lee Rosevere (https://leerosevere.bandcamp.com/)Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com/)
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        <![CDATA[<p>Some days it feels like we're living at the end of the world. And by "some days" I mean "literally every day ever". Take a ride with us through some of the best apocalypses to never happen! Check out Heather's Youtube series, Art Infusions here! (https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCjI3jzV0xGqwJKN60Y4T8Kg) Get a free trial of The Great Courses Plus by going to​ https://www.thegreatcoursesplus.com/theconstant (https://www.thegreatcoursesplus.com/theconstant)Get 10% off your first month of online counseling by visiting:http://betterhelp.com/theconstant (http://betterhelp.com/theconstant) Visit our Patreon here (https://patreon.com/theconstant).Music by:Blue Dot Sessions (https://www.sessions.blue/)Lee Rosevere (https://leerosevere.bandcamp.com/)Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com/)</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>4259</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Real Facts, and Beer</title>
      <link>https://blubrry.com/the_constant/64978884/real-facts-and-beer/</link>
      <description>Here is a story about the city I love, Chicago.Get a free trial of The Great Courses Plus by going to:​ https://www.thegreatcoursesplus.com/theconstant (https://www.thegreatcoursesplus.com/theconstant)Get 10% off your first month of online counseling by visiting:http://betterhelp.com/theconstant (http://betterhelp.com/theconstant) Visit our Patreon here (https://patreon.com/theconstant).Music by:Blue Dot Sessions (https://www.sessions.blue/)Lee Rosevere (https://leerosevere.bandcamp.com/)Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com/)BenSound (https://www.bensound.com/)
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      <pubDate>Tue, 28 Jul 2020 04:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>Real Facts, and Beer</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:season>8</itunes:season>
      <itunes:author>Mark Chrisler</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Here is a story about the city I love, Chicago.Get a free trial of The Great Courses Plus by going to:​ https://www.thegreatcoursesplus.com/theconstantGet 10% off your first month of online counseling by visiting:http://betterhelp.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Here is a story about the city I love, Chicago.Get a free trial of The Great Courses Plus by going to:​ https://www.thegreatcoursesplus.com/theconstant (https://www.thegreatcoursesplus.com/theconstant)Get 10% off your first month of online counseling by visiting:http://betterhelp.com/theconstant (http://betterhelp.com/theconstant) Visit our Patreon here (https://patreon.com/theconstant).Music by:Blue Dot Sessions (https://www.sessions.blue/)Lee Rosevere (https://leerosevere.bandcamp.com/)Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com/)BenSound (https://www.bensound.com/)
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        <![CDATA[<p>Here is a story about the city I love, Chicago.Get a free trial of The Great Courses Plus by going to:​ https://www.thegreatcoursesplus.com/theconstant (https://www.thegreatcoursesplus.com/theconstant)Get 10% off your first month of online counseling by visiting:http://betterhelp.com/theconstant (http://betterhelp.com/theconstant) Visit our Patreon here (https://patreon.com/theconstant).Music by:Blue Dot Sessions (https://www.sessions.blue/)Lee Rosevere (https://leerosevere.bandcamp.com/)Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com/)BenSound (https://www.bensound.com/)</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <itunes:duration>1817</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Reductio Ad Absurdum</title>
      <link>https://blubrry.com/the_constant/64296734/reductio-ad-absurdum/</link>
      <description>The Earth is Flat! That is the conclusion that many ancient societies once drew. Then, in the 19th century, belief in the flat earth started to return, and in the last decade this easily disprovable fallacy has celebrated a remarkable resurgence. And that's all thanks, in large part, to an 1887 science experiment. This week, for the start of season 8, we're looking at the shaggy dog story of how that experiment came to take place, and how it came to be seen as evidence for the flatness of our planet. Get a free trial of The Great Courses Plus by going to https://www.thegreatcoursesplus.com/theconstant (https://www.thegreatcoursesplus.com/theconstant)Get 10% off your first month of online counseling by visiting:http://betterhelp.com/theconstant (http://betterhelp.com/theconstant) Visit our Patreon here (https://patreon.com/theconstant).Music by:Blue Dot Sessions (https://www.sessions.blue/)Lee Rosevere (https://leerosevere.bandcamp.com/)Kevin MacLeodanimeistrash
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      <pubDate>Tue, 14 Jul 2020 04:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>Reductio Ad Absurdum</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:season>8</itunes:season>
      <itunes:author>Mark Chrisler</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>The Earth is Flat! That is the conclusion that many ancient societies once drew. Then, in the 19th century, belief in the flat earth started to return, and in the last decade this easily disprovable fallacy has celebrated a remarkable resurgence.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>The Earth is Flat! That is the conclusion that many ancient societies once drew. Then, in the 19th century, belief in the flat earth started to return, and in the last decade this easily disprovable fallacy has celebrated a remarkable resurgence. And that's all thanks, in large part, to an 1887 science experiment. This week, for the start of season 8, we're looking at the shaggy dog story of how that experiment came to take place, and how it came to be seen as evidence for the flatness of our planet. Get a free trial of The Great Courses Plus by going to https://www.thegreatcoursesplus.com/theconstant (https://www.thegreatcoursesplus.com/theconstant)Get 10% off your first month of online counseling by visiting:http://betterhelp.com/theconstant (http://betterhelp.com/theconstant) Visit our Patreon here (https://patreon.com/theconstant).Music by:Blue Dot Sessions (https://www.sessions.blue/)Lee Rosevere (https://leerosevere.bandcamp.com/)Kevin MacLeodanimeistrash
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        <![CDATA[<p>The Earth is Flat! That is the conclusion that many ancient societies once drew. Then, in the 19th century, belief in the flat earth started to return, and in the last decade this easily disprovable fallacy has celebrated a remarkable resurgence. And that's all thanks, in large part, to an 1887 science experiment. This week, for the start of season 8, we're looking at the shaggy dog story of how that experiment came to take place, and how it came to be seen as evidence for the flatness of our planet. Get a free trial of The Great Courses Plus by going to https://www.thegreatcoursesplus.com/theconstant (https://www.thegreatcoursesplus.com/theconstant)Get 10% off your first month of online counseling by visiting:http://betterhelp.com/theconstant (http://betterhelp.com/theconstant) Visit our Patreon here (https://patreon.com/theconstant).Music by:Blue Dot Sessions (https://www.sessions.blue/)Lee Rosevere (https://leerosevere.bandcamp.com/)Kevin MacLeodanimeistrash</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>5180</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Fish Story</title>
      <link>https://blubrry.com/the_constant/62278303/fish-story/</link>
      <description>Sharks have been known to eat a lot of weird stuff. Fur coats, license plates, cannonballs, chicken coups, even a suit of armor. But the strangest thing ever found within the belly of a shark was... a bundle of papers. Trust me: it's more unbelievable than it sounds.Get 10% off your first month of online counseling by visiting:http://betterhelp.com/theconstant (http://betterhelp.com/theconstant) and entering discount code "theconstant".Donate to: https://www.blackvisionsmn.org/ (https://www.blackvisionsmn.org/)https://minnesotafreedomfund.org/ (https://minnesotafreedomfund.org/)https://www.gofundme.com/f/georgefloyd (https://www.gofundme.com/f/georgefloyd)Visit our Patreon here (https://patreon.com/theconstant).Music by:Blue Dot Sessions (https://www.sessions.blue/)Lee Rosevere (https://leerosevere.bandcamp.com/)Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com/)
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      <pubDate>Tue, 16 Jun 2020 04:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>Fish Story</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:season>7</itunes:season>
      <itunes:author>Mark Chrisler</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Sharks have been known to eat a lot of weird stuff. Fur coats, license plates, cannonballs, chicken coups, even a suit of armor. But the strangest thing ever found within the belly of a shark was... a bundle of papers.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Sharks have been known to eat a lot of weird stuff. Fur coats, license plates, cannonballs, chicken coups, even a suit of armor. But the strangest thing ever found within the belly of a shark was... a bundle of papers. Trust me: it's more unbelievable than it sounds.Get 10% off your first month of online counseling by visiting:http://betterhelp.com/theconstant (http://betterhelp.com/theconstant) and entering discount code "theconstant".Donate to: https://www.blackvisionsmn.org/ (https://www.blackvisionsmn.org/)https://minnesotafreedomfund.org/ (https://minnesotafreedomfund.org/)https://www.gofundme.com/f/georgefloyd (https://www.gofundme.com/f/georgefloyd)Visit our Patreon here (https://patreon.com/theconstant).Music by:Blue Dot Sessions (https://www.sessions.blue/)Lee Rosevere (https://leerosevere.bandcamp.com/)Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com/)
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        <![CDATA[<p>Sharks have been known to eat a lot of weird stuff. Fur coats, license plates, cannonballs, chicken coups, even a suit of armor. But the strangest thing ever found within the belly of a shark was... a bundle of papers. Trust me: it's more unbelievable than it sounds.Get 10% off your first month of online counseling by visiting:http://betterhelp.com/theconstant (http://betterhelp.com/theconstant) and entering discount code "theconstant".Donate to: https://www.blackvisionsmn.org/ (https://www.blackvisionsmn.org/)https://minnesotafreedomfund.org/ (https://minnesotafreedomfund.org/)https://www.gofundme.com/f/georgefloyd (https://www.gofundme.com/f/georgefloyd)Visit our Patreon here (https://patreon.com/theconstant).Music by:Blue Dot Sessions (https://www.sessions.blue/)Lee Rosevere (https://leerosevere.bandcamp.com/)Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com/)</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>1986</itunes:duration>
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      <title>The Cold, Hard Truth, Pt 2</title>
      <link>https://blubrry.com/the_constant/61631386/the-cold-hard-truth-pt-2/</link>
      <description>Two men, two islands, two claims for The North Pole. In part two of The Cold, Hard, Truth we're looking at the expedition formed in the wake of Peary and Cook's battle for The Pole. An expedition formed with the goal of finding Crocker Land, a lost arctic continent, and the truth.Get 10% off your first month of online counseling by visiting:http://betterhelp.com/theconstant (http://betterhelp.com/theconstant) and entering discount code "theconstant". Donate to: https://www.blackvisionsmn.org/https://minnesotafreedomfund.org/https://www.gofundme.com/f/georgefloyd (https://www.gofundme.com/f/georgefloyd) (https://www.blackvisionsmn.org/)Visit our Patreon here (https://patreon.com/theconstant).Music by:Blue Dot Sessions (https://www.sessions.blue/)Lee Rosevere (https://leerosevere.bandcamp.com/)Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com/)
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      <pubDate>Tue, 02 Jun 2020 04:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>The Cold, Hard Truth, Pt 2</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:season>7</itunes:season>
      <itunes:author>Mark Chrisler</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Two men, two islands, two claims for The North Pole. In part two of The Cold, Hard, Truth we're looking at the expedition formed in the wake of Peary and Cook's battle for The Pole. An expedition formed with the goal of finding Crocker Land,</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Two men, two islands, two claims for The North Pole. In part two of The Cold, Hard, Truth we're looking at the expedition formed in the wake of Peary and Cook's battle for The Pole. An expedition formed with the goal of finding Crocker Land, a lost arctic continent, and the truth.Get 10% off your first month of online counseling by visiting:http://betterhelp.com/theconstant (http://betterhelp.com/theconstant) and entering discount code "theconstant". Donate to: https://www.blackvisionsmn.org/https://minnesotafreedomfund.org/https://www.gofundme.com/f/georgefloyd (https://www.gofundme.com/f/georgefloyd) (https://www.blackvisionsmn.org/)Visit our Patreon here (https://patreon.com/theconstant).Music by:Blue Dot Sessions (https://www.sessions.blue/)Lee Rosevere (https://leerosevere.bandcamp.com/)Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com/)
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      <title>The Cold, Hard Truth, Pt 1</title>
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      <description>On September 7th, 1909, The New York Times announced that Robert Peary was the first person to ever reach The North Pole. But a week earlier, The New York Herald had said the same thing about Frederick Cook. Only one of them could be right, but which one? And how could you tell for certain? Get 10% off your first month of online counseling by visiting: http://betterhelp.com/theconstant (http://betterhelp.com/theconstant) and entering discount code "theconstant".Visit our Patreon here (https://patreon.com/theconstant).Music by:Blue Dot Sessions (https://www.sessions.blue/)Lee Rosevere (https://leerosevere.bandcamp.com/)Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com/)Lakey Inspired (https://soundcloud.com/lakeyinspired)Jazz Duets (https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCqimxUbWsE26KSpx2_OcmmA)
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      <pubDate>Tue, 19 May 2020 04:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>The Cold, Hard Truth, Pt 1</itunes:title>
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      <itunes:subtitle>On September 7th, 1909, The New York Times announced that Robert Peary was the first person to ever reach The North Pole. But a week earlier, The New York Herald had said the same thing about Frederick Cook. Only one of them could be right,</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>On September 7th, 1909, The New York Times announced that Robert Peary was the first person to ever reach The North Pole. But a week earlier, The New York Herald had said the same thing about Frederick Cook. Only one of them could be right, but which one? And how could you tell for certain? Get 10% off your first month of online counseling by visiting: http://betterhelp.com/theconstant (http://betterhelp.com/theconstant) and entering discount code "theconstant".Visit our Patreon here (https://patreon.com/theconstant).Music by:Blue Dot Sessions (https://www.sessions.blue/)Lee Rosevere (https://leerosevere.bandcamp.com/)Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com/)Lakey Inspired (https://soundcloud.com/lakeyinspired)Jazz Duets (https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCqimxUbWsE26KSpx2_OcmmA)
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        <![CDATA[<p>On September 7th, 1909, The New York Times announced that Robert Peary was the first person to ever reach The North Pole. But a week earlier, The New York Herald had said the same thing about Frederick Cook. Only one of them could be right, but which one? And how could you tell for certain? Get 10% off your first month of online counseling by visiting: http://betterhelp.com/theconstant (http://betterhelp.com/theconstant) and entering discount code "theconstant".Visit our Patreon here (https://patreon.com/theconstant).Music by:Blue Dot Sessions (https://www.sessions.blue/)Lee Rosevere (https://leerosevere.bandcamp.com/)Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com/)Lakey Inspired (https://soundcloud.com/lakeyinspired)Jazz Duets (https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCqimxUbWsE26KSpx2_OcmmA)</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>3464</itunes:duration>
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      <title>The Airship</title>
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      <description>In December of 1909, the vice president of a Worcester Massachusetts steamfitting company decided he wanted to fly. This is his story. Get 10% off your first month of online counseling by visiting:http://betterhelp.com/theconstant (http://betterhelp.com/theconstant) and entering discount code "theconstant". Visit our Patreon here (https://patreon.com/theconstant).Music by:Blue Dot Sessions (https://www.sessions.blue/)Lee Rosevere (https://leerosevere.bandcamp.com/)Kevin MacLeodGilbert VinterThe President's Own Marine Band
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      <pubDate>Tue, 05 May 2020 04:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>The Airship</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:season>7</itunes:season>
      <itunes:author>Mark Chrisler</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>In December of 1909, the vice president of a Worcester Massachusetts steamfitting company decided he wanted to fly. This is his story. Get 10% off your first month of online counseling by visiting:http://betterhelp.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>In December of 1909, the vice president of a Worcester Massachusetts steamfitting company decided he wanted to fly. This is his story. Get 10% off your first month of online counseling by visiting:http://betterhelp.com/theconstant (http://betterhelp.com/theconstant) and entering discount code "theconstant". Visit our Patreon here (https://patreon.com/theconstant).Music by:Blue Dot Sessions (https://www.sessions.blue/)Lee Rosevere (https://leerosevere.bandcamp.com/)Kevin MacLeodGilbert VinterThe President's Own Marine Band
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        <![CDATA[<p>In December of 1909, the vice president of a Worcester Massachusetts steamfitting company decided he wanted to fly. This is his story. Get 10% off your first month of online counseling by visiting:http://betterhelp.com/theconstant (http://betterhelp.com/theconstant) and entering discount code "theconstant". Visit our Patreon here (https://patreon.com/theconstant).Music by:Blue Dot Sessions (https://www.sessions.blue/)Lee Rosevere (https://leerosevere.bandcamp.com/)Kevin MacLeodGilbert VinterThe President's Own Marine Band</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>2525</itunes:duration>
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      <title>Use The Accident</title>
      <link>https://blubrry.com/the_constant/59066079/use-the-accident/</link>
      <description>Here's a change of pace: what about stuff we got wrong for the better? On this episode we've got 13 short stories of mistakes that went right. From jazz to physics to chemistry to frozen dessert, we've got it all. Get 10% off your first month of online counseling by visiting:http://betterhelp.com/theconstant (http://betterhelp.com/theconstant) and entering discount code "theconstant".Visit our Patreon here (https://patreon.com/theconstant).Music by:Blue Dot Sessions (https://www.sessions.blue/)Lee Rosevere (https://leerosevere.bandcamp.com/)Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com/)
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      <pubDate>Tue, 21 Apr 2020 04:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>Use The Accident</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:season>7</itunes:season>
      <itunes:author>Mark Chrisler</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Here's a change of pace: what about stuff we got wrong for the better? On this episode we've got 13 short stories of mistakes that went right. From jazz to physics to chemistry to frozen dessert, we've got it all. </itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Here's a change of pace: what about stuff we got wrong for the better? On this episode we've got 13 short stories of mistakes that went right. From jazz to physics to chemistry to frozen dessert, we've got it all. Get 10% off your first month of online counseling by visiting:http://betterhelp.com/theconstant (http://betterhelp.com/theconstant) and entering discount code "theconstant".Visit our Patreon here (https://patreon.com/theconstant).Music by:Blue Dot Sessions (https://www.sessions.blue/)Lee Rosevere (https://leerosevere.bandcamp.com/)Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com/)
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        <![CDATA[<p>Here's a change of pace: what about stuff we got wrong for the better? On this episode we've got 13 short stories of mistakes that went right. From jazz to physics to chemistry to frozen dessert, we've got it all. Get 10% off your first month of online counseling by visiting:http://betterhelp.com/theconstant (http://betterhelp.com/theconstant) and entering discount code "theconstant".Visit our Patreon here (https://patreon.com/theconstant).Music by:Blue Dot Sessions (https://www.sessions.blue/)Lee Rosevere (https://leerosevere.bandcamp.com/)Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com/)</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>True Crime</title>
      <link>https://blubrry.com/the_constant/58187671/true-crime/</link>
      <description>Hey! I think we invented a new kind of podcast this week! It's a crime story, but it's also true. We're calling it "True Crime". I think there might be a market for this!Get a free trial of The Great Courses Plus and three months of unlimited access for just $30 dollars by going to https://www.thegreatcoursesplus.com/theconstant (https://www.thegreatcoursesplus.com/theconstant)Get 10% off your first month of online counseling by visiting:http://betterhelp.com/theconstant (http://betterhelp.com/theconstant) and entering discount code "theconstant".Visit our Patreon here (https://patreon.com/theconstant).Music by:Blue Dot Sessions (https://www.sessions.blue/)Lee Rosevere (https://leerosevere.bandcamp.com/)Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com/)
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      <pubDate>Tue, 07 Apr 2020 04:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>True Crime</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:season>7</itunes:season>
      <itunes:author>Mark Chrisler</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Hey! I think we invented a new kind of podcast this week! It's a crime story, but it's also true. We're calling it "True Crime". I think there might be a market for this!Get a free trial of The Great Courses Plus and three months of unlimited access fo...</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Hey! I think we invented a new kind of podcast this week! It's a crime story, but it's also true. We're calling it "True Crime". I think there might be a market for this!Get a free trial of The Great Courses Plus and three months of unlimited access for just $30 dollars by going to https://www.thegreatcoursesplus.com/theconstant (https://www.thegreatcoursesplus.com/theconstant)Get 10% off your first month of online counseling by visiting:http://betterhelp.com/theconstant (http://betterhelp.com/theconstant) and entering discount code "theconstant".Visit our Patreon here (https://patreon.com/theconstant).Music by:Blue Dot Sessions (https://www.sessions.blue/)Lee Rosevere (https://leerosevere.bandcamp.com/)Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com/)
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        <![CDATA[<p>Hey! I think we invented a new kind of podcast this week! It's a crime story, but it's also true. We're calling it "True Crime". I think there might be a market for this!Get a free trial of The Great Courses Plus and three months of unlimited access for just $30 dollars by going to https://www.thegreatcoursesplus.com/theconstant (https://www.thegreatcoursesplus.com/theconstant)Get 10% off your first month of online counseling by visiting:http://betterhelp.com/theconstant (http://betterhelp.com/theconstant) and entering discount code "theconstant".Visit our Patreon here (https://patreon.com/theconstant).Music by:Blue Dot Sessions (https://www.sessions.blue/)Lee Rosevere (https://leerosevere.bandcamp.com/)Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com/)</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>2578</itunes:duration>
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      <title>Light and Shadow of American Life</title>
      <link>https://blubrry.com/the_constant/57566845/light-and-shadow-of-american-life/</link>
      <description>In almost seventy episodes chronicling bad ideas and loopy frauds through the ages one name has come up again and again. From phrenology to mesmerism to a strange ghostly bowl of molasses, he's the Forrest Gump of 19th century pseudo-science. Get a free trial of The Great Courses Plus and three months of unlimited access for just $30 dollars by going to https://www.thegreatcoursesplus.com/theconstant (https://www.thegreatcoursesplus.com/theconstant)Get 10% off your first month of online counseling by visiting:http://betterhelp.com/theconstant (http://betterhelp.com/theconstant) and entering discount code "theconstant".Visit our Patreon here (https://patreon.com/theconstant).Music by:Blue Dot Sessions (https://www.sessions.blue/)Lee Rosevere (https://leerosevere.bandcamp.com/)Kevin MacLeodWolfgang Amadeus Mozart (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7FgqBQamzus)
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      <pubDate>Tue, 24 Mar 2020 04:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>Light and Shadow of American Life</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:season>7</itunes:season>
      <itunes:author>Mark Chrisler</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>In almost seventy episodes chronicling bad ideas and loopy frauds through the ages one name has come up again and again. From phrenology to mesmerism to a strange ghostly bowl of molasses, he's the Forrest Gump of 19th century pseudo-science.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>In almost seventy episodes chronicling bad ideas and loopy frauds through the ages one name has come up again and again. From phrenology to mesmerism to a strange ghostly bowl of molasses, he's the Forrest Gump of 19th century pseudo-science. Get a free trial of The Great Courses Plus and three months of unlimited access for just $30 dollars by going to https://www.thegreatcoursesplus.com/theconstant (https://www.thegreatcoursesplus.com/theconstant)Get 10% off your first month of online counseling by visiting:http://betterhelp.com/theconstant (http://betterhelp.com/theconstant) and entering discount code "theconstant".Visit our Patreon here (https://patreon.com/theconstant).Music by:Blue Dot Sessions (https://www.sessions.blue/)Lee Rosevere (https://leerosevere.bandcamp.com/)Kevin MacLeodWolfgang Amadeus Mozart (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7FgqBQamzus)
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        <![CDATA[<p>In almost seventy episodes chronicling bad ideas and loopy frauds through the ages one name has come up again and again. From phrenology to mesmerism to a strange ghostly bowl of molasses, he's the Forrest Gump of 19th century pseudo-science. Get a free trial of The Great Courses Plus and three months of unlimited access for just $30 dollars by going to https://www.thegreatcoursesplus.com/theconstant (https://www.thegreatcoursesplus.com/theconstant)Get 10% off your first month of online counseling by visiting:http://betterhelp.com/theconstant (http://betterhelp.com/theconstant) and entering discount code "theconstant".Visit our Patreon here (https://patreon.com/theconstant).Music by:Blue Dot Sessions (https://www.sessions.blue/)Lee Rosevere (https://leerosevere.bandcamp.com/)Kevin MacLeodWolfgang Amadeus Mozart (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7FgqBQamzus)</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>3662</itunes:duration>
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      <title>The Foolkiller Pt 5: The White Whale</title>
      <link>https://blubrry.com/the_constant/57104190/the-foolkiller-pt-5-the-white-whale/</link>
      <description>Here we are. We've examined arctic explorers, secret armies, zany daredevils, Wisconsin whiz kids and so many more only to come up empty. This is the end of the rope. Can we solve the mystery of The Foolkiller, the submarine discovered in the Chicago River in 1915, or is this one just meant to be a mystery forever. Stick around and find out. Get a free trial of The Great Courses Plus and three months of unlimited access for just $30 dollars by going to https://www.thegreatcoursesplus.com/theconstant (https://www.thegreatcoursesplus.com/theconstant)Get 10% off your first month of online counseling by visiting:http://betterhelp.com/theconstant (http://betterhelp.com/theconstant) and entering discount code "theconstant".Finally, there's www.industrialartifacts.net (https://www.industrialartifacts.net/) where you can enter coupon code "theconstant" for 15% off your first order.Visit our Patreon here (https://patreon.com/theconstant).For more information, photos and video related to this episode, go to constantpodcast.com (https://www.constantpodcast.com/)Music by:Blue Dot Sessions (https://www.sessions.blue/)Lee Rosevere (https://leerosevere.bandcamp.com/)Kevin MacLeodAnimeistrash Voice talent from:Chad The Bird of Chad The Podcast (http://www.chadthebird.com/chadthepodcast)Sebastian Major of Our Fake History (https://ourfakehistory.com/)Bilal Dardai of Unwell: A Midwest Gothic Mystery (https://www.unwellpodcast.com/)Jake Barton of Historium (https://www.orbitaljigsaw.com/podcasts/historium/)Chelsey Weber-Smith of American Hysteria (https://www.patreon.com/americanhysteria)Zachary Davis of Ministry of Ideas (https://www.ministryofideas.org/)Tamar Avishai of The Lonely Palette (http://www.thelonelypalette.com/)Wade Roush of Soonish (https://www.soonishpodcast.org/)Charles Gustine of Iconography (https://iconographypodcast.squarespace.com/)Kavita Pillay of Subtitle (https://subtitlepod.com/)Phil Ridarelli of The Neo-Futurists (https://neofuturists.org/)And Heather Chrisler (http://www.heatherchrisler.com/) of Virtually (https://www.writerstheatre.org/the-last-match?gclid=CjwKCAiAzJLzBRAZEiwAmZb0akRD3Qy2l3rI9P6YZ1e-UMKSaNHIe3qYEIB445KJ2ppNCFc8UXI8HBoCyfYQAvD_BwE&amp;gclsrc=aw.ds) Everything Oh God She's Cool (https://firstfolio.org/?production=louisa-may-alcotts-little-women)
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      <pubDate>Tue, 10 Mar 2020 04:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>The Foolkiller Pt 5: The White Whale</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:season>7</itunes:season>
      <itunes:author>Mark Chrisler</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Here we are. We've examined arctic explorers, secret armies, zany daredevils, Wisconsin whiz kids and so many more only to come up empty. This is the end of the rope. Can we solve the mystery of The Foolkiller,</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Here we are. We've examined arctic explorers, secret armies, zany daredevils, Wisconsin whiz kids and so many more only to come up empty. This is the end of the rope. Can we solve the mystery of The Foolkiller, the submarine discovered in the Chicago River in 1915, or is this one just meant to be a mystery forever. Stick around and find out. Get a free trial of The Great Courses Plus and three months of unlimited access for just $30 dollars by going to https://www.thegreatcoursesplus.com/theconstant (https://www.thegreatcoursesplus.com/theconstant)Get 10% off your first month of online counseling by visiting:http://betterhelp.com/theconstant (http://betterhelp.com/theconstant) and entering discount code "theconstant".Finally, there's www.industrialartifacts.net (https://www.industrialartifacts.net/) where you can enter coupon code "theconstant" for 15% off your first order.Visit our Patreon here (https://patreon.com/theconstant).For more information, photos and video related to this episode, go to constantpodcast.com (https://www.constantpodcast.com/)Music by:Blue Dot Sessions (https://www.sessions.blue/)Lee Rosevere (https://leerosevere.bandcamp.com/)Kevin MacLeodAnimeistrash Voice talent from:Chad The Bird of Chad The Podcast (http://www.chadthebird.com/chadthepodcast)Sebastian Major of Our Fake History (https://ourfakehistory.com/)Bilal Dardai of Unwell: A Midwest Gothic Mystery (https://www.unwellpodcast.com/)Jake Barton of Historium (https://www.orbitaljigsaw.com/podcasts/historium/)Chelsey Weber-Smith of American Hysteria (https://www.patreon.com/americanhysteria)Zachary Davis of Ministry of Ideas (https://www.ministryofideas.org/)Tamar Avishai of The Lonely Palette (http://www.thelonelypalette.com/)Wade Roush of Soonish (https://www.soonishpodcast.org/)Charles Gustine of Iconography (https://iconographypodcast.squarespace.com/)Kavita Pillay of Subtitle (https://subtitlepod.com/)Phil Ridarelli of The Neo-Futurists (https://neofuturists.org/)And Heather Chrisler (http://www.heatherchrisler.com/) of Virtually (https://www.writerstheatre.org/the-last-match?gclid=CjwKCAiAzJLzBRAZEiwAmZb0akRD3Qy2l3rI9P6YZ1e-UMKSaNHIe3qYEIB445KJ2ppNCFc8UXI8HBoCyfYQAvD_BwE&amp;gclsrc=aw.ds) Everything Oh God She's Cool (https://firstfolio.org/?production=louisa-may-alcotts-little-women)
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        <![CDATA[<p>Here we are. We've examined arctic explorers, secret armies, zany daredevils, Wisconsin whiz kids and so many more only to come up empty. This is the end of the rope. Can we solve the mystery of The Foolkiller, the submarine discovered in the Chicago River in 1915, or is this one just meant to be a mystery forever. Stick around and find out. Get a free trial of The Great Courses Plus and three months of unlimited access for just $30 dollars by going to https://www.thegreatcoursesplus.com/theconstant (https://www.thegreatcoursesplus.com/theconstant)Get 10% off your first month of online counseling by visiting:http://betterhelp.com/theconstant (http://betterhelp.com/theconstant) and entering discount code "theconstant".Finally, there's www.industrialartifacts.net (https://www.industrialartifacts.net/) where you can enter coupon code "theconstant" for 15% off your first order.Visit our Patreon here (https://patreon.com/theconstant).For more information, photos and video related to this episode, go to constantpodcast.com (https://www.constantpodcast.com/)Music by:Blue Dot Sessions (https://www.sessions.blue/)Lee Rosevere (https://leerosevere.bandcamp.com/)Kevin MacLeodAnimeistrash Voice talent from:Chad The Bird of Chad The Podcast (http://www.chadthebird.com/chadthepodcast)Sebastian Major of Our Fake History (https://ourfakehistory.com/)Bilal Dardai of Unwell: A Midwest Gothic Mystery (https://www.unwellpodcast.com/)Jake Barton of Historium (https://www.orbitaljigsaw.com/podcasts/historium/)Chelsey Weber-Smith of American Hysteria (https://www.patreon.com/americanhysteria)Zachary Davis of Ministry of Ideas (https://www.ministryofideas.org/)Tamar Avishai of The Lonely Palette (http://www.thelonelypalette.com/)Wade Roush of Soonish (https://www.soonishpodcast.org/)Charles Gustine of Iconography (https://iconographypodcast.squarespace.com/)Kavita Pillay of Subtitle (https://subtitlepod.com/)Phil Ridarelli of The Neo-Futurists (https://neofuturists.org/)And Heather Chrisler (http://www.heatherchrisler.com/) of Virtually (https://www.writerstheatre.org/the-last-match?gclid=CjwKCAiAzJLzBRAZEiwAmZb0akRD3Qy2l3rI9P6YZ1e-UMKSaNHIe3qYEIB445KJ2ppNCFc8UXI8HBoCyfYQAvD_BwE&amp;gclsrc=aw.ds) Everything Oh God She's Cool (https://firstfolio.org/?production=louisa-may-alcotts-little-women)</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>The Foolkiller Pt 4: The Unusual Suspects</title>
      <link>https://blubrry.com/the_constant/56480981/the-foolkiller-pt-4-the-unusual-suspects/</link>
      <description>We're onto the long shots now: An Irish-American secret society bent on war with Canada, a kid genius out of Oshkosh and an Indiana shoe factory owner. With so few options left, one of them--surely--must be the creator of The Foolkiller. Right? Get a free trial of The Great Courses Plus and three months of unlimited access for just $30 dollars by going to https://www.thegreatcoursesplus.com/theconstant (https://www.thegreatcoursesplus.com/theconstant)Get 10% off your first month of online counseling by visiting:http://betterhelp.com/theconstant (http://betterhelp.com/theconstant) and entering discount code "theconstant".Finally, there's www.industrialartifacts.net (https://www.industrialartifacts.net/) where you can enter coupon code "theconstant" for 15% off your first order.Visit our Patreon here (https://patreon.com/theconstant).For more information, photos and video of the various Foolkillers, go to constantpodcast.com (https://www.constantpodcast.com/)Music by:Blue Dot Sessions (https://www.sessions.blue/)Lee Rosevere (https://leerosevere.bandcamp.com/)Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com/)
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      <pubDate>Tue, 25 Feb 2020 05:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>The Foolkiller Pt 4: The Unusual Suspects</itunes:title>
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      <itunes:author>Mark Chrisler</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>We're onto the long shots now: An Irish-American secret society bent on war with Canada, a kid genius out of Oshkosh and an Indiana shoe factory owner. With so few options left, one of them--surely--must be the creator of The Foolkiller. Right? </itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>We're onto the long shots now: An Irish-American secret society bent on war with Canada, a kid genius out of Oshkosh and an Indiana shoe factory owner. With so few options left, one of them--surely--must be the creator of The Foolkiller. Right? Get a free trial of The Great Courses Plus and three months of unlimited access for just $30 dollars by going to https://www.thegreatcoursesplus.com/theconstant (https://www.thegreatcoursesplus.com/theconstant)Get 10% off your first month of online counseling by visiting:http://betterhelp.com/theconstant (http://betterhelp.com/theconstant) and entering discount code "theconstant".Finally, there's www.industrialartifacts.net (https://www.industrialartifacts.net/) where you can enter coupon code "theconstant" for 15% off your first order.Visit our Patreon here (https://patreon.com/theconstant).For more information, photos and video of the various Foolkillers, go to constantpodcast.com (https://www.constantpodcast.com/)Music by:Blue Dot Sessions (https://www.sessions.blue/)Lee Rosevere (https://leerosevere.bandcamp.com/)Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com/)
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        <![CDATA[<p>We're onto the long shots now: An Irish-American secret society bent on war with Canada, a kid genius out of Oshkosh and an Indiana shoe factory owner. With so few options left, one of them--surely--must be the creator of The Foolkiller. Right? Get a free trial of The Great Courses Plus and three months of unlimited access for just $30 dollars by going to https://www.thegreatcoursesplus.com/theconstant (https://www.thegreatcoursesplus.com/theconstant)Get 10% off your first month of online counseling by visiting:http://betterhelp.com/theconstant (http://betterhelp.com/theconstant) and entering discount code "theconstant".Finally, there's www.industrialartifacts.net (https://www.industrialartifacts.net/) where you can enter coupon code "theconstant" for 15% off your first order.Visit our Patreon here (https://patreon.com/theconstant).For more information, photos and video of the various Foolkillers, go to constantpodcast.com (https://www.constantpodcast.com/)Music by:Blue Dot Sessions (https://www.sessions.blue/)Lee Rosevere (https://leerosevere.bandcamp.com/)Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com/)</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>The Foolkiller Pt 3: The Man from The East</title>
      <link>https://blubrry.com/the_constant/55749163/the-foolkiller-pt-3-the-man-from-the-east/</link>
      <description>Amid all the confusing and contradictory reporting that accompanied the discovery of The Foolkiller submarine in 1915 Chicago, there are a handful of mentions of an "Eastern man". On this episode, we look through the annals of submarine history in search of this mysterious figure. Get 10% off your first month of online counseling by visiting:http://betterhelp.com/theconstant (http://betterhelp.com/theconstant) and entering discount code "theconstant".Visit our Patreon here (https://patreon.com/theconstant). Finally, there's www.industrialartifacts.net (https://www.industrialartifacts.net/) where you can enter coupon code "theconstant" for 15% off your first order. For more information, photos and video of the various Foolkillers, go to constantpodcast.com (https://www.constantpodcast.com/)Music by:Blue Dot Sessions (https://www.sessions.blue/)Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com/)
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      <pubDate>Tue, 11 Feb 2020 05:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>The Foolkiller Pt 3: The Man from The East</itunes:title>
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      <itunes:season>7</itunes:season>
      <itunes:author>Mark Chrisler</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Amid all the confusing and contradictory reporting that accompanied the discovery of The Foolkiller submarine in 1915 Chicago, there are a handful of mentions of an "Eastern man". On this episode, we look through the annals of submarine history in sear...</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Amid all the confusing and contradictory reporting that accompanied the discovery of The Foolkiller submarine in 1915 Chicago, there are a handful of mentions of an "Eastern man". On this episode, we look through the annals of submarine history in search of this mysterious figure. Get 10% off your first month of online counseling by visiting:http://betterhelp.com/theconstant (http://betterhelp.com/theconstant) and entering discount code "theconstant".Visit our Patreon here (https://patreon.com/theconstant). Finally, there's www.industrialartifacts.net (https://www.industrialartifacts.net/) where you can enter coupon code "theconstant" for 15% off your first order. For more information, photos and video of the various Foolkillers, go to constantpodcast.com (https://www.constantpodcast.com/)Music by:Blue Dot Sessions (https://www.sessions.blue/)Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com/)
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        <![CDATA[<p>Amid all the confusing and contradictory reporting that accompanied the discovery of The Foolkiller submarine in 1915 Chicago, there are a handful of mentions of an "Eastern man". On this episode, we look through the annals of submarine history in search of this mysterious figure. Get 10% off your first month of online counseling by visiting:http://betterhelp.com/theconstant (http://betterhelp.com/theconstant) and entering discount code "theconstant".Visit our Patreon here (https://patreon.com/theconstant). Finally, there's www.industrialartifacts.net (https://www.industrialartifacts.net/) where you can enter coupon code "theconstant" for 15% off your first order. For more information, photos and video of the various Foolkillers, go to constantpodcast.com (https://www.constantpodcast.com/)Music by:Blue Dot Sessions (https://www.sessions.blue/)Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com/)</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>The Foolkiller Pt 2: Infinite Distress</title>
      <link>https://blubrry.com/the_constant/54889880/the-foolkiller-pt-2-infinite-distress/</link>
      <description>A proper story has three acts, but the story of The Foolkiller submarine is missing two of them. Today, we're looking at act 2: the brief window of time during which we know where this giant steel craft was. We're also examining the three initial theories that people at the time held about where the thing came from, and who built it. To do that, we're going from The North Pole to The Center of The Earth and even all the way to the deep jungle depths of Ottawa Illinois. Get a free trial of The Great Courses Plus and three months of unlimited access for just $30 dollars by going to https://www.thegreatcoursesplus.com/theconstant (https://www.thegreatcoursesplus.com/theconstant) Get 10% off your first month of online counseling by visiting: http://betterhelp.com/theconstant (http://betterhelp.com/theconstant) and entering discount code "theconstant". Visit our Patreon here (https://patreon.com/theconstant). For more information, photos and video of the various Foolkillers, go to constantpodcast.com (https://www.constantpodcast.com/) Music by: Blue Dot Sessions (https://www.sessions.blue/)Lee Rosevere (https://leerosevere.bandcamp.com/)Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com/)
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      <pubDate>Tue, 28 Jan 2020 05:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>The Foolkiller Pt 2: Infinite Distress</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:season>7</itunes:season>
      <itunes:author>Mark Chrisler</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>A proper story has three acts, but the story of The Foolkiller submarine is missing two of them. Today, we're looking at act 2: the brief window of time during which we know where this giant steel craft was.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>A proper story has three acts, but the story of The Foolkiller submarine is missing two of them. Today, we're looking at act 2: the brief window of time during which we know where this giant steel craft was. We're also examining the three initial theories that people at the time held about where the thing came from, and who built it. To do that, we're going from The North Pole to The Center of The Earth and even all the way to the deep jungle depths of Ottawa Illinois. Get a free trial of The Great Courses Plus and three months of unlimited access for just $30 dollars by going to https://www.thegreatcoursesplus.com/theconstant (https://www.thegreatcoursesplus.com/theconstant) Get 10% off your first month of online counseling by visiting: http://betterhelp.com/theconstant (http://betterhelp.com/theconstant) and entering discount code "theconstant". Visit our Patreon here (https://patreon.com/theconstant). For more information, photos and video of the various Foolkillers, go to constantpodcast.com (https://www.constantpodcast.com/) Music by: Blue Dot Sessions (https://www.sessions.blue/)Lee Rosevere (https://leerosevere.bandcamp.com/)Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com/)
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        <![CDATA[<p>A proper story has three acts, but the story of The Foolkiller submarine is missing two of them. Today, we're looking at act 2: the brief window of time during which we know where this giant steel craft was. We're also examining the three initial theories that people at the time held about where the thing came from, and who built it. To do that, we're going from The North Pole to The Center of The Earth and even all the way to the deep jungle depths of Ottawa Illinois. Get a free trial of The Great Courses Plus and three months of unlimited access for just $30 dollars by going to https://www.thegreatcoursesplus.com/theconstant (https://www.thegreatcoursesplus.com/theconstant) Get 10% off your first month of online counseling by visiting: http://betterhelp.com/theconstant (http://betterhelp.com/theconstant) and entering discount code "theconstant". Visit our Patreon here (https://patreon.com/theconstant). For more information, photos and video of the various Foolkillers, go to constantpodcast.com (https://www.constantpodcast.com/) Music by: Blue Dot Sessions (https://www.sessions.blue/)Lee Rosevere (https://leerosevere.bandcamp.com/)Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com/)</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>The Foolkiller Pt 1: Tears Falling from The Sky</title>
      <link>https://blubrry.com/the_constant/54196302/the-foolkiller-pt-1-tears-falling-from-the-sky/</link>
      <description>In November of 1915, a submarine was found at the bottom of The Chicago River. It had been there for at least ten years, was 40 feet long, and contained the remains of a man and his dog. To this day, no one knows who built it, where it came from, or who was inside. This is the first in a five part series looking into the mystery of The Foolkiller. With luck, we might even be able to solve it. But before we get into the meat of the question, we need to learn the context. We need to learn about the darkest day in Chicago history, the day of The Eastland Disaster. Get a free trial of The Great Courses Plus and three months of unlimited access for just $30 dollars by going to https://www.thegreatcoursesplus.com/theconstant (https://www.thegreatcoursesplus.com/theconstant) Get 10% off your first month of online counseling by visiting:http://betterhelp.com/theconstant (http://betterhelp.com/theconstant) and entering discount code "theconstant". Visit our Patreon here (https://patreon.com/theconstant). For more information and photos of The Foolkiller and The Eastland, go to www.constantpodcast.com (http://www.constantpodcast.com) Music by:Blue Dot Sessions (https://www.sessions.blue/)Lee Rosevere (https://leerosevere.bandcamp.com/)Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com/)
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      <pubDate>Tue, 14 Jan 2020 05:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>The Foolkiller Pt 1: Tears Falling from The Sky</itunes:title>
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      <itunes:season>7</itunes:season>
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      <itunes:subtitle>In November of 1915, a submarine was found at the bottom of The Chicago River. It had been there for at least ten years, was 40 feet long, and contained the remains of a man and his dog. To this day, no one knows who built it, where it came from,</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>In November of 1915, a submarine was found at the bottom of The Chicago River. It had been there for at least ten years, was 40 feet long, and contained the remains of a man and his dog. To this day, no one knows who built it, where it came from, or who was inside. This is the first in a five part series looking into the mystery of The Foolkiller. With luck, we might even be able to solve it. But before we get into the meat of the question, we need to learn the context. We need to learn about the darkest day in Chicago history, the day of The Eastland Disaster. Get a free trial of The Great Courses Plus and three months of unlimited access for just $30 dollars by going to https://www.thegreatcoursesplus.com/theconstant (https://www.thegreatcoursesplus.com/theconstant) Get 10% off your first month of online counseling by visiting:http://betterhelp.com/theconstant (http://betterhelp.com/theconstant) and entering discount code "theconstant". Visit our Patreon here (https://patreon.com/theconstant). For more information and photos of The Foolkiller and The Eastland, go to www.constantpodcast.com (http://www.constantpodcast.com) Music by:Blue Dot Sessions (https://www.sessions.blue/)Lee Rosevere (https://leerosevere.bandcamp.com/)Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com/)
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        <![CDATA[<p>In November of 1915, a submarine was found at the bottom of The Chicago River. It had been there for at least ten years, was 40 feet long, and contained the remains of a man and his dog. To this day, no one knows who built it, where it came from, or who was inside. This is the first in a five part series looking into the mystery of The Foolkiller. With luck, we might even be able to solve it. But before we get into the meat of the question, we need to learn the context. We need to learn about the darkest day in Chicago history, the day of The Eastland Disaster. Get a free trial of The Great Courses Plus and three months of unlimited access for just $30 dollars by going to https://www.thegreatcoursesplus.com/theconstant (https://www.thegreatcoursesplus.com/theconstant) Get 10% off your first month of online counseling by visiting:http://betterhelp.com/theconstant (http://betterhelp.com/theconstant) and entering discount code "theconstant". Visit our Patreon here (https://patreon.com/theconstant). For more information and photos of The Foolkiller and The Eastland, go to www.constantpodcast.com (http://www.constantpodcast.com) Music by:Blue Dot Sessions (https://www.sessions.blue/)Lee Rosevere (https://leerosevere.bandcamp.com/)Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com/)</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>It's Wonderful Redux</title>
      <link>https://blubrry.com/the_constant/53737097/its-wonderful-redux/</link>
      <description>For our last episode of 2019 and season 6, we're revisiting last year's Christmas episode. Stick around through the end to hear a tease for next season's big multi-part opening story, and check out these other podcasts from the top of the show: Iconography (https://iconographypodcast.com/episodes) Mark's appearance on Chad The Podcast (http://www.chadthebird.com/chadthepodcast/2019/12/14/me-mark-chrisler-and-the-irishman) and That Was Genius (https://www.thatwasgeniuspodcast.com/) See you in 2020, for The Fool Killer.
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      <pubDate>Mon, 30 Dec 2019 20:48:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>It's Wonderful Redux</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:season>6</itunes:season>
      <itunes:author>Mark Chrisler</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>For our last episode of 2019 and season 6, we're revisiting last year's Christmas episode. Stick around through the end to hear a tease for next season's big multi-part opening story, and check out these other podcasts from the top of the show: </itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>For our last episode of 2019 and season 6, we're revisiting last year's Christmas episode. Stick around through the end to hear a tease for next season's big multi-part opening story, and check out these other podcasts from the top of the show: Iconography (https://iconographypodcast.com/episodes) Mark's appearance on Chad The Podcast (http://www.chadthebird.com/chadthepodcast/2019/12/14/me-mark-chrisler-and-the-irishman) and That Was Genius (https://www.thatwasgeniuspodcast.com/) See you in 2020, for The Fool Killer.
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        <![CDATA[<p>For our last episode of 2019 and season 6, we're revisiting last year's Christmas episode. Stick around through the end to hear a tease for next season's big multi-part opening story, and check out these other podcasts from the top of the show: Iconography (https://iconographypodcast.com/episodes) Mark's appearance on Chad The Podcast (http://www.chadthebird.com/chadthepodcast/2019/12/14/me-mark-chrisler-and-the-irishman) and That Was Genius (https://www.thatwasgeniuspodcast.com/) See you in 2020, for The Fool Killer.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>1859</itunes:duration>
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      <title>The Christmas Bullet</title>
      <link>https://blubrry.com/the_constant/53235203/the-christmas-bullet/</link>
      <description>Throw on another yule log and gather round the fire For a new Constant episode is about to transpire It's a holiday one, though it contains little joy About a con named Christmas and his terrible ploy Visit our Patreon here (https://patreon.com/theconstant).Get 10% off your first month of online counseling by visiting:http://betterhelp.com/theconstant (http://betterhelp.com/theconstant) and entering discount code "theconstant".Music by:Blue Dot Sessions (https://www.sessions.blue/)Lee Rosevere (https://leerosevere.bandcamp.com/)Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com/)
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      <pubDate>Tue, 17 Dec 2019 05:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>The Christmas Bullet</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:season>6</itunes:season>
      <itunes:author>Mark Chrisler</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Throw on another yule log and gather round the fire For a new Constant episode is about to transpire It's a holiday one, though it contains little joy About a con named Christmas and his terrible ploy Visit our Patreon here.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Throw on another yule log and gather round the fire For a new Constant episode is about to transpire It's a holiday one, though it contains little joy About a con named Christmas and his terrible ploy Visit our Patreon here (https://patreon.com/theconstant).Get 10% off your first month of online counseling by visiting:http://betterhelp.com/theconstant (http://betterhelp.com/theconstant) and entering discount code "theconstant".Music by:Blue Dot Sessions (https://www.sessions.blue/)Lee Rosevere (https://leerosevere.bandcamp.com/)Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com/)
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      <title>Perpetuum Mobile</title>
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      <description>Happy Second Birthday to The Constant! To celebrate, we're tackling the story that everyone advised Mark not to tell, that Mark himself failed over and over again to write: The Brownian Ratchet. And along the way, we're dropping into a select few of the many, many perpetual motion machines people have claimed to invented over the centuries. Visit our Patreon here (https://patreon.com/theconstant).Get 10% off your first month of online counseling by visiting:http://betterhelp.com/theconstant (http://betterhelp.com/theconstant) and entering discount code "theconstant".Music by:Blue Dot Sessions (https://www.sessions.blue/)Lee Rosevere (https://leerosevere.bandcamp.com/)Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com/)
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      <pubDate>Tue, 03 Dec 2019 05:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>Perpetuum Mobile</itunes:title>
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      <itunes:author>Mark Chrisler</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Happy Second Birthday to The Constant! To celebrate, we're tackling the story that everyone advised Mark not to tell, that Mark himself failed over and over again to write: The Brownian Ratchet. And along the way,</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Happy Second Birthday to The Constant! To celebrate, we're tackling the story that everyone advised Mark not to tell, that Mark himself failed over and over again to write: The Brownian Ratchet. And along the way, we're dropping into a select few of the many, many perpetual motion machines people have claimed to invented over the centuries. Visit our Patreon here (https://patreon.com/theconstant).Get 10% off your first month of online counseling by visiting:http://betterhelp.com/theconstant (http://betterhelp.com/theconstant) and entering discount code "theconstant".Music by:Blue Dot Sessions (https://www.sessions.blue/)Lee Rosevere (https://leerosevere.bandcamp.com/)Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com/)
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        <![CDATA[<p>Happy Second Birthday to The Constant! To celebrate, we're tackling the story that everyone advised Mark not to tell, that Mark himself failed over and over again to write: The Brownian Ratchet. And along the way, we're dropping into a select few of the many, many perpetual motion machines people have claimed to invented over the centuries. Visit our Patreon here (https://patreon.com/theconstant).Get 10% off your first month of online counseling by visiting:http://betterhelp.com/theconstant (http://betterhelp.com/theconstant) and entering discount code "theconstant".Music by:Blue Dot Sessions (https://www.sessions.blue/)Lee Rosevere (https://leerosevere.bandcamp.com/)Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com/)</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>Suck and Blow</title>
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      <description>Everything you've ever learned about physics, chemistry, astronomy, and even biology, is wrong. That was the conclusion reached by Alfred Lawson, major league pitcher, avionics pioneer, populist political leader and the founder of the stupidest university ever: The University of Lawsonomy. Come with us for a journey through the life and confounding works of Lawson, the rise of his new science and its rapid, farcical fall. Visit our Patreon here (https://patreon.com/theconstant).Get 10% off your first month of online counseling by visiting:http://betterhelp.com/theconstant (http://betterhelp.com/theconstant) and entering discount code "theconstant".
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      <pubDate>Tue, 19 Nov 2019 05:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>Suck and Blow</itunes:title>
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      <itunes:author>Mark Chrisler</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Everything you've ever learned about physics, chemistry, astronomy, and even biology, is wrong. That was the conclusion reached by Alfred Lawson, major league pitcher, avionics pioneer, populist political leader and the founder of the stupidest univers...</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Everything you've ever learned about physics, chemistry, astronomy, and even biology, is wrong. That was the conclusion reached by Alfred Lawson, major league pitcher, avionics pioneer, populist political leader and the founder of the stupidest university ever: The University of Lawsonomy. Come with us for a journey through the life and confounding works of Lawson, the rise of his new science and its rapid, farcical fall. Visit our Patreon here (https://patreon.com/theconstant).Get 10% off your first month of online counseling by visiting:http://betterhelp.com/theconstant (http://betterhelp.com/theconstant) and entering discount code "theconstant".
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        <![CDATA[<p>Everything you've ever learned about physics, chemistry, astronomy, and even biology, is wrong. That was the conclusion reached by Alfred Lawson, major league pitcher, avionics pioneer, populist political leader and the founder of the stupidest university ever: The University of Lawsonomy. Come with us for a journey through the life and confounding works of Lawson, the rise of his new science and its rapid, farcical fall. Visit our Patreon here (https://patreon.com/theconstant).Get 10% off your first month of online counseling by visiting:http://betterhelp.com/theconstant (http://betterhelp.com/theconstant) and entering discount code "theconstant".</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>Necessity</title>
      <link>https://blubrry.com/the_constant/51490110/necessity/</link>
      <description>In the first century BC, The Greek philosopher Carneades asked a question: is it moral to kill an innocent person to preserve your own life? Two thousand years later, a court in England settled the matter, once and for all. This is a story about sailors, shipwrecks, murder, cannibalism and, ultimately, who owes what to whom. Visit our Patreon here (https://patreon.com/theconstant).Get 10% off your first month of online counseling by visiting:http://betterhelp.com/theconstant (http://betterhelp.com/theconstant) and entering discount code "theconstant".Music by:Blue Dot Sessions (https://www.sessions.blue/)Lee Rosevere (https://leerosevere.bandcamp.com/)Kevin MacLeodShort Tailed Snail (https://l.facebook.com/l.php?u=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fuser%2FShortTailedSnails%2F%3Ffbclid%3DIwAR3tF5DuJFjOZuwXr3FumCABIajPrSfy_0cAVa6cyA6vXkUEd3Z5Wb9vzqY&amp;h=AT2qyfTbRN6yb5vRrYIpwjPobyH85nUECMHbSYpau-g-RxWfVyihH6QwVNTeU0FZs-E0-Y_-WL6gOJzn0ZB0w2uZri3K4eTcyUVKPeSWa6cb8Dm4gZmi9NyATKFRBKWoQivvWC-EaJPX5npnxoBgv8DK)s
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      <pubDate>Tue, 05 Nov 2019 05:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>Necessity</itunes:title>
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      <itunes:duration>3249</itunes:duration>
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      <title>The Curse</title>
      <link>https://blubrry.com/the_constant/50885224/the-curse/</link>
      <description>Did someone say "more mummies"? No? You didn't hear that? It sounded like "more mummies" but it was kind of muffled and droning? OH GOD WHAT'S THAT!? It's still October, and we're still being spooky. This week, it's the story of King Tutankhamen's Curse, which is a bit more superstitious than our usual fare. But stick with me, because there's more to this urban legend than you might at first suspect. It might not be from a Pharaohor an Egyptian god, but by the end of this episode, I promise there will be a curse. Visit our Patreon here (https://patreon.com/theconstant).Get 10% off your first month of online counseling by visiting:http://betterhelp.com/theconstant (http://betterhelp.com/theconstant) and entering discount code "theconstant".
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      <pubDate>Tue, 22 Oct 2019 04:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>The Curse</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:season>6</itunes:season>
      <itunes:author>Mark Chrisler</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Did someone say "more mummies"? No? You didn't hear that? It sounded like "more mummies" but it was kind of muffled and droning? OH GOD WHAT'S THAT!? It's still October, and we're still being spooky. This week,</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Did someone say "more mummies"? No? You didn't hear that? It sounded like "more mummies" but it was kind of muffled and droning? OH GOD WHAT'S THAT!? It's still October, and we're still being spooky. This week, it's the story of King Tutankhamen's Curse, which is a bit more superstitious than our usual fare. But stick with me, because there's more to this urban legend than you might at first suspect. It might not be from a Pharaohor an Egyptian god, but by the end of this episode, I promise there will be a curse. Visit our Patreon here (https://patreon.com/theconstant).Get 10% off your first month of online counseling by visiting:http://betterhelp.com/theconstant (http://betterhelp.com/theconstant) and entering discount code "theconstant".
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        <![CDATA[<p>Did someone say "more mummies"? No? You didn't hear that? It sounded like "more mummies" but it was kind of muffled and droning? OH GOD WHAT'S THAT!? It's still October, and we're still being spooky. This week, it's the story of King Tutankhamen's Curse, which is a bit more superstitious than our usual fare. But stick with me, because there's more to this urban legend than you might at first suspect. It might not be from a Pharaohor an Egyptian god, but by the end of this episode, I promise there will be a curse. Visit our Patreon here (https://patreon.com/theconstant).Get 10% off your first month of online counseling by visiting:http://betterhelp.com/theconstant (http://betterhelp.com/theconstant) and entering discount code "theconstant".</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>2420</itunes:duration>
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      <title>Chewing The Fat</title>
      <link>https://blubrry.com/the_constant/49721925/chewing-the-fat/</link>
      <description>In 2009, Peruvian police offered a disturbing solution to the murders of 46 people in the city of Trujillo. It was sensational, shocking and unbelievable. Yet, it was tied to a long, rich--and now largely forgotten--part of western history: using and eating human body parts as medicine. This episode may be disturbing to... anyone who is at all sensible. Discretion is advised. Visit our Patreon here (https://patreon.com/theconstant).Get 10% off your first month of online counseling by visiting:http://betterhelp.com/theconstant (http://betterhelp.com/theconstant) and entering discount code "theconstant".
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      <pubDate>Tue, 08 Oct 2019 04:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>Chewing The Fat</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:season>6</itunes:season>
      <itunes:author>Mark Chrisler</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>In 2009, Peruvian police offered a disturbing solution to the murders of 46 people in the city of Trujillo. It was sensational, shocking and unbelievable. Yet, it was tied to a long, rich--and now largely forgotten--part of western history: using and e...</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>In 2009, Peruvian police offered a disturbing solution to the murders of 46 people in the city of Trujillo. It was sensational, shocking and unbelievable. Yet, it was tied to a long, rich--and now largely forgotten--part of western history: using and eating human body parts as medicine. This episode may be disturbing to... anyone who is at all sensible. Discretion is advised. Visit our Patreon here (https://patreon.com/theconstant).Get 10% off your first month of online counseling by visiting:http://betterhelp.com/theconstant (http://betterhelp.com/theconstant) and entering discount code "theconstant".
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        <![CDATA[<p>In 2009, Peruvian police offered a disturbing solution to the murders of 46 people in the city of Trujillo. It was sensational, shocking and unbelievable. Yet, it was tied to a long, rich--and now largely forgotten--part of western history: using and eating human body parts as medicine. This episode may be disturbing to... anyone who is at all sensible. Discretion is advised. Visit our Patreon here (https://patreon.com/theconstant).Get 10% off your first month of online counseling by visiting:http://betterhelp.com/theconstant (http://betterhelp.com/theconstant) and entering discount code "theconstant".</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <title>A Pain in The Glass</title>
      <link>https://blubrry.com/the_constant/49215846/a-pain-in-the-glass/</link>
      <description>In April of 1954, Seattle was home to one of the weirdest events in American history: residents were gripped with fear as a mysterious force roamed the city, leaving hundreds of thousands of dollars of damage in its wake. Despite the efforts of mayors and governors, police and marines, scientists, engineers and even The President of The United States, no one could figure out the culprit. But we can. On today's episode, we solve the mystery of The Seattle Windshield Pitting Epidemic. Visit our Patreon here (https://patreon.com/theconstant).Get 10% off your first month of online counseling by visiting:http://betterhelp.com/theconstant (http://betterhelp.com/theconstant) and entering discount code "theconstant". 
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      <pubDate>Tue, 24 Sep 2019 04:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>A Pain in The Glass</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:season>6</itunes:season>
      <itunes:author>Mark Chrisler</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>In April of 1954, Seattle was home to one of the weirdest events in American history: residents were gripped with fear as a mysterious force roamed the city, leaving hundreds of thousands of dollars of damage in its wake.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>In April of 1954, Seattle was home to one of the weirdest events in American history: residents were gripped with fear as a mysterious force roamed the city, leaving hundreds of thousands of dollars of damage in its wake. Despite the efforts of mayors and governors, police and marines, scientists, engineers and even The President of The United States, no one could figure out the culprit. But we can. On today's episode, we solve the mystery of The Seattle Windshield Pitting Epidemic. Visit our Patreon here (https://patreon.com/theconstant).Get 10% off your first month of online counseling by visiting:http://betterhelp.com/theconstant (http://betterhelp.com/theconstant) and entering discount code "theconstant". 
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      <title>A Dreamcast Deferred</title>
      <link>https://blubrry.com/the_constant/48739734/a-dreamcast-deferred/</link>
      <description>On 9/9/99 The Sega Dreamcast had the most successful product launch of literally any commercial product in history. It quickly came to dominate the market, outperforming all its competition. Less than a year and a half later, it was dead, and Sega was cut down to a shell of its former self. This week, we're looking at why, and at the long storied history of failure and missteps that came along with building an entirely new creative medium like nothing the world had ever seen before: video games. Visit our Patreon here (https://patreon.com/theconstant).Get 10% off your first month of online counseling by visiting:http://betterhelp.com/theconstant (http://betterhelp.com/theconstant) and entering discount code "theconstant". And check out your two free ebooks at The Whatever Happened to Series Here (https://www.whateverhappenedseries.com/constant).
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      <pubDate>Tue, 10 Sep 2019 04:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>A Dreamcast Deferred</itunes:title>
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      <itunes:season>6</itunes:season>
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      <itunes:subtitle>On 9/9/99 The Sega Dreamcast had the most successful product launch of literally any commercial product in history. It quickly came to dominate the market, outperforming all its competition. Less than a year and a half later, it was dead,</itunes:subtitle>
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      <title>The Forty Six Dollar Man</title>
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      <description>While shooting an episode in a Carnival Funhouse, the production team of The Six Million Dollar Man made a gruesome discovery: a mummified human corpse, painted neon red and mistakenly hung from a noose as a cheap scare. And the story of who he was, and how he got there, is so much better than anything 1970s television could have ever produced. Visit our Patreon here (https://patreon.com/theconstant).Get 10% off your first month of online counseling by visiting: betterhelp.com/theconstant and entering discount code "theconstant". And visit fullstackacademy.com/constant (https://www.fullstackacademy.com/constant) for $500 off tuition to your very own coding bootcamp!Finally, check out Industrial Artifacts creepy Red Cross Clock Here (https://www.industrialartifacts.net/collections/artifacts/products/early-american-red-cross-reverse-painted-lighted-glass-clock?variant=16847808462891) where you can enter coupon code "theconstant" for 15% off your first order.
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      <pubDate>Tue, 27 Aug 2019 04:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>The Forty Six Dollar Man</itunes:title>
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      <itunes:subtitle>While shooting an episode in a Carnival Funhouse, the production team of The Six Million Dollar Man made a gruesome discovery: a mummified human corpse, painted neon red and mistakenly hung from a noose as a cheap scare. And the story of who he was,</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>While shooting an episode in a Carnival Funhouse, the production team of The Six Million Dollar Man made a gruesome discovery: a mummified human corpse, painted neon red and mistakenly hung from a noose as a cheap scare. And the story of who he was, and how he got there, is so much better than anything 1970s television could have ever produced. Visit our Patreon here (https://patreon.com/theconstant).Get 10% off your first month of online counseling by visiting: betterhelp.com/theconstant and entering discount code "theconstant". And visit fullstackacademy.com/constant (https://www.fullstackacademy.com/constant) for $500 off tuition to your very own coding bootcamp!Finally, check out Industrial Artifacts creepy Red Cross Clock Here (https://www.industrialartifacts.net/collections/artifacts/products/early-american-red-cross-reverse-painted-lighted-glass-clock?variant=16847808462891) where you can enter coupon code "theconstant" for 15% off your first order.
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      <title>Madagascar</title>
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      <description>This is the story of an island, and the worst thing to never happen there. Find our Patreon here (https://patreon.com/theconstant). Get 10% off your first month of online counseling by visiting http://betterhelp.com/theconstant (http://betterhelp.com/theconstant) and entering discount code "theconstant".And visit https://www.fullstackacademy.com/constant (https://www.fullstackacademy.com/constant) for $500 off tuition to your very own coding bootcamp!​Finally, there's www.industrialartifacts.net (https://www.industrialartifacts.net/) where you can enter coupon code "theconstant" for 15% off your first order.Music by:Blue Dot Sessions (https://www.sessions.blue/)Lee Rosevere (https://leerosevere.bandcamp.com/)Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com/)
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      <pubDate>Tue, 13 Aug 2019 04:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>Madagascar</itunes:title>
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      <itunes:author>Mark Chrisler</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>This is the story of an island, and the worst thing to never happen there. Find our Patreon here. Get 10% off your first month of online counseling by visiting http://betterhelp.com/theconstant and entering discount code "theconstant".</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>This is the story of an island, and the worst thing to never happen there. Find our Patreon here (https://patreon.com/theconstant). Get 10% off your first month of online counseling by visiting http://betterhelp.com/theconstant (http://betterhelp.com/theconstant) and entering discount code "theconstant".And visit https://www.fullstackacademy.com/constant (https://www.fullstackacademy.com/constant) for $500 off tuition to your very own coding bootcamp!​Finally, there's www.industrialartifacts.net (https://www.industrialartifacts.net/) where you can enter coupon code "theconstant" for 15% off your first order.Music by:Blue Dot Sessions (https://www.sessions.blue/)Lee Rosevere (https://leerosevere.bandcamp.com/)Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com/)
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      <title>The Golden Episode</title>
      <link>https://blubrry.com/the_constant/47328130/the-golden-episode/</link>
      <description>It's our fiftieth episode! Our golden anniversary! You know what we got you? The Lost City of Gold: El Dorado. We know, we shouldn't have. Seriously, we really shouldn't have. Find our Patreon here (https://patreon.com/theconstant).Get 10% off your first month of online counseling by visiting http://betterhelp.com/theconstant (http://betterhelp.com/theconstant) and entering discount code "theconstant".And visit https://www.fullstackacademy.com/constant (https://www.fullstackacademy.com/constant) for $500 off tuition to your very own coding bootcamp!​Finally, there's www.industrialartifacts.net (https://www.industrialartifacts.net/) where you can enter coupon code "theconstant" for 15% off your first order.
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      <pubDate>Tue, 30 Jul 2019 04:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>The Golden Episode</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:season>6</itunes:season>
      <itunes:author>Mark Chrisler</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>It's our fiftieth episode! Our golden anniversary! You know what we got you? The Lost City of Gold: El Dorado. We know, we shouldn't have. Seriously, we really shouldn't have. Find our Patreon here.Get 10% off your first month of online counseling by v...</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>It's our fiftieth episode! Our golden anniversary! You know what we got you? The Lost City of Gold: El Dorado. We know, we shouldn't have. Seriously, we really shouldn't have. Find our Patreon here (https://patreon.com/theconstant).Get 10% off your first month of online counseling by visiting http://betterhelp.com/theconstant (http://betterhelp.com/theconstant) and entering discount code "theconstant".And visit https://www.fullstackacademy.com/constant (https://www.fullstackacademy.com/constant) for $500 off tuition to your very own coding bootcamp!​Finally, there's www.industrialartifacts.net (https://www.industrialartifacts.net/) where you can enter coupon code "theconstant" for 15% off your first order.
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      <title>The Right Stuff, The Wrong Way</title>
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      <description>We've got a lot to celebrate this week! Not only have we joined Hub &amp; Spoke Audio Collective (https://www.hubspokeaudio.org/), but it's also a Constant Holiday. The Saint Day of Douglas Corrigan, who in 1938 became the 11th person to fly nonstop across The Atlantic, and the first person to do it by accident... Maybe. So by the powers vested in us by Podcastlandia, we're naming this #Wrongwayday. Find our Patreon here (https://patreon.com/theconstant).Get 10% off your first month of online counseling by visiting http://betterhelp.com/theconstant (http://betterhelp.com/theconstant) and entering discount code "theconstant".And visit https://www.fullstackacademy.com/constant (https://www.fullstackacademy.com/constant) for $500 off tuition to your very own coding bootcamp!
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      <pubDate>Tue, 16 Jul 2019 04:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>The Right Stuff, The Wrong Way</itunes:title>
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      <itunes:subtitle>We've got a lot to celebrate this week! Not only have we joined Hub &amp; Spoke Audio Collective, but it's also a Constant Holiday. The Saint Day of Douglas Corrigan, who in 1938 became the 11th person to fly nonstop across The Atlantic,</itunes:subtitle>
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      <title>For That Healthy Glow</title>
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      <description>In the early 1900s, people finally figured out what made water so healthy: radiation! This week we’re looking at some of the hundreds of terrifying products meant to give you that healthy glow, and the story of one of the most terrible mistakes in medical history, and the brutal way it got corrected. Get tix for The Paper Machete Blowout! (https://sleeping-village.com/calendar/paper-machete-blowout/) And for 20x2! (http://20x2.org/chicago/) Check out our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/theconstant. Look at all the deals we've got for you! Check out www.betterhelp.com/theconstant and enter discount code "theconstant" for 10% off your first month of online counseling. Finally, there's www.industrialartifacts.net where you can enter coupon code "theconstant" for 15% off your first order.
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      <pubDate>Tue, 02 Jul 2019 04:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>For That Healthy Glow</itunes:title>
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      <itunes:subtitle>In the early 1900s, people finally figured out what made water so healthy: radiation! This week we’re looking at some of the hundreds of terrifying products meant to give you that healthy glow, and the story of one of the most terrible mistakes in medi...</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>In the early 1900s, people finally figured out what made water so healthy: radiation! This week we’re looking at some of the hundreds of terrifying products meant to give you that healthy glow, and the story of one of the most terrible mistakes in medical history, and the brutal way it got corrected. Get tix for The Paper Machete Blowout! (https://sleeping-village.com/calendar/paper-machete-blowout/) And for 20x2! (http://20x2.org/chicago/) Check out our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/theconstant. Look at all the deals we've got for you! Check out www.betterhelp.com/theconstant and enter discount code "theconstant" for 10% off your first month of online counseling. Finally, there's www.industrialartifacts.net where you can enter coupon code "theconstant" for 15% off your first order.
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      <title>Seeing is Believing</title>
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      <description>1903 was a year of boundless possibilities: the airplane, open heart surgery, Ford Motor Company, and--most importantly--n-rays. This new form of radiation could be gathered from The Sun and stored in ordinary salt water. It could diagnose illness and grant superhuman abilities. It was the greatest scientific discovery of the century. The only problem was, it wasn't real. Check out our Patreon (https://www.patreon.com/theconstant): https://www.patreon.com/theconstant (https://www.patreon.com/theconstant). Look at all the deals we've got for you! Go to https://www.hellofresh.com/landing/theconstant80 (https://www.hellofresh.com/landing/theconstant80) and enter promo code "theconstant80" for $80 off your first month of delicious meals, check out www.betterhelp.com/theconstant (http://www.betterhelp.com/theconstant) and enter discount code "theconstant" for 10% off your first month of online counseling. Finally, there's www.industrialartifacts.net (https://www.industrialartifacts.net/) where you can entered coupon code "theconstant" for 15% off your first order. 
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      <pubDate>Tue, 18 Jun 2019 04:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>Seeing is Believing</itunes:title>
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      <itunes:subtitle>1903 was a year of boundless possibilities: the airplane, open heart surgery, Ford Motor Company, and--most importantly--n-rays. This new form of radiation could be gathered from The Sun and stored in ordinary salt water.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>1903 was a year of boundless possibilities: the airplane, open heart surgery, Ford Motor Company, and--most importantly--n-rays. This new form of radiation could be gathered from The Sun and stored in ordinary salt water. It could diagnose illness and grant superhuman abilities. It was the greatest scientific discovery of the century. The only problem was, it wasn't real. Check out our Patreon (https://www.patreon.com/theconstant): https://www.patreon.com/theconstant (https://www.patreon.com/theconstant). Look at all the deals we've got for you! Go to https://www.hellofresh.com/landing/theconstant80 (https://www.hellofresh.com/landing/theconstant80) and enter promo code "theconstant80" for $80 off your first month of delicious meals, check out www.betterhelp.com/theconstant (http://www.betterhelp.com/theconstant) and enter discount code "theconstant" for 10% off your first month of online counseling. Finally, there's www.industrialartifacts.net (https://www.industrialartifacts.net/) where you can entered coupon code "theconstant" for 15% off your first order. 
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      <title>Shocking</title>
      <link>https://blubrry.com/the_constant/44451083/shocking/</link>
      <description>This is the story of the greatest jailbreak ever attempted. Well, maybe not "greatest", but certainly "weirdest." It's also, somehow, the story of Mary Shelley's Frankenstein. And one of science's great rivalries. And of a number of murderers, mobsters and maniacs. But more than any of that, it's the story of a whole lot of very unfortunate froggies. Checkout Our Fake History Here (https://ourfakehistory.com/) The Whatever Happened to Series Here (https://www.whateverhappenedseries.com/constant) And Industrial Artifacts Here (https://www.industrialartifacts.net/) And while you're at it, clinking links so well, why not check out our Patreon page? (https://www.patreon.com/theconstant)
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      <pubDate>Tue, 04 Jun 2019 04:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>Shocking</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:season>6</itunes:season>
      <itunes:author>Mark Chrisler</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>This is the story of the greatest jailbreak ever attempted. Well, maybe not "greatest", but certainly "weirdest." It's also, somehow, the story of Mary Shelley's Frankenstein. And one of science's great rivalries. And of a number of murderers,</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>This is the story of the greatest jailbreak ever attempted. Well, maybe not "greatest", but certainly "weirdest." It's also, somehow, the story of Mary Shelley's Frankenstein. And one of science's great rivalries. And of a number of murderers, mobsters and maniacs. But more than any of that, it's the story of a whole lot of very unfortunate froggies. Checkout Our Fake History Here (https://ourfakehistory.com/) The Whatever Happened to Series Here (https://www.whateverhappenedseries.com/constant) And Industrial Artifacts Here (https://www.industrialartifacts.net/) And while you're at it, clinking links so well, why not check out our Patreon page? (https://www.patreon.com/theconstant)
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>This is the story of the greatest jailbreak ever attempted. Well, maybe not "greatest", but certainly "weirdest." It's also, somehow, the story of Mary Shelley's Frankenstein. And one of science's great rivalries. And of a number of murderers, mobsters and maniacs. But more than any of that, it's the story of a whole lot of very unfortunate froggies. Checkout Our Fake History Here (https://ourfakehistory.com/) The Whatever Happened to Series Here (https://www.whateverhappenedseries.com/constant) And Industrial Artifacts Here (https://www.industrialartifacts.net/) And while you're at it, clinking links so well, why not check out our Patreon page? (https://www.patreon.com/theconstant)</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>5056</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Endlings</title>
      <link>https://blubrry.com/the_constant/44098663/endlings/</link>
      <description>Martha died alone, becoming the first named member of an exclusive and terrible club: The Endlings. This episode we're tracking the history of the passenger pigeon, a bird that once darkened American skies by the billions. The story of the passenger pigeon is the story of our understanding of extinction, and the lessons we once learned but appear to be struggling to remember. Visit our Patreon page here (https://www.patreon.com/theconstant). And our sponsor, www.industrialartifacts.net (https://www.industrialartifacts.net/) where you can entered coupon code "theconstant" for 15% off your first order.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2019 04:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>Endlings</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:season>6</itunes:season>
      <itunes:author>Mark Chrisler</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Martha died alone, becoming the first named member of an exclusive and terrible club: The Endlings. This episode we're tracking the history of the passenger pigeon, a bird that once darkened American skies by the billions.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Martha died alone, becoming the first named member of an exclusive and terrible club: The Endlings. This episode we're tracking the history of the passenger pigeon, a bird that once darkened American skies by the billions. The story of the passenger pigeon is the story of our understanding of extinction, and the lessons we once learned but appear to be struggling to remember. Visit our Patreon page here (https://www.patreon.com/theconstant). And our sponsor, www.industrialartifacts.net (https://www.industrialartifacts.net/) where you can entered coupon code "theconstant" for 15% off your first order.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Martha died alone, becoming the first named member of an exclusive and terrible club: The Endlings. This episode we're tracking the history of the passenger pigeon, a bird that once darkened American skies by the billions. The story of the passenger pigeon is the story of our understanding of extinction, and the lessons we once learned but appear to be struggling to remember. Visit our Patreon page here (https://www.patreon.com/theconstant). And our sponsor, www.industrialartifacts.net (https://www.industrialartifacts.net/) where you can entered coupon code "theconstant" for 15% off your first order.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <itunes:duration>1453</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>The Gentle Hammer</title>
      <link>https://blubrry.com/the_constant/43795176/the-gentle-hammer/</link>
      <description>Believing he was Jesus Christ, Laszlo Toth entered St. Peter's Basilica on May 21st, 1972 and took a hammer to Michelangelo's Pieta. What happened next would make the world wonder what separates a work of art from a forgery. Check out this Spiro Agnew Music Box from our sponsor, Industrial Artifacts. (https://www.industrialartifacts.net/products/vintage-spiro-agnew-music-box-with-nixon-election-pin?variant=14645622079531) Get your free "Whatever Happened To" ebooks here. (https://www.whateverhappenedseries.com/constant) (https://www.whateverhappenedseries.com/constant)And don't forget to visit our Patreon. (https://www.patreon.com/theconstant)
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 07 May 2019 04:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>The Gentle Hammer</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:season>6</itunes:season>
      <itunes:author>Mark Chrisler</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Believing he was Jesus Christ, Laszlo Toth entered St. Peter's Basilica on May 21st, 1972 and took a hammer to Michelangelo's Pieta. What happened next would make the world wonder what separates a work of art from a forgery. </itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Believing he was Jesus Christ, Laszlo Toth entered St. Peter's Basilica on May 21st, 1972 and took a hammer to Michelangelo's Pieta. What happened next would make the world wonder what separates a work of art from a forgery. Check out this Spiro Agnew Music Box from our sponsor, Industrial Artifacts. (https://www.industrialartifacts.net/products/vintage-spiro-agnew-music-box-with-nixon-election-pin?variant=14645622079531) Get your free "Whatever Happened To" ebooks here. (https://www.whateverhappenedseries.com/constant) (https://www.whateverhappenedseries.com/constant)And don't forget to visit our Patreon. (https://www.patreon.com/theconstant)
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>Believing he was Jesus Christ, Laszlo Toth entered St. Peter's Basilica on May 21st, 1972 and took a hammer to Michelangelo's Pieta. What happened next would make the world wonder what separates a work of art from a forgery. Check out this Spiro Agnew Music Box from our sponsor, Industrial Artifacts. (https://www.industrialartifacts.net/products/vintage-spiro-agnew-music-box-with-nixon-election-pin?variant=14645622079531) Get your free "Whatever Happened To" ebooks here. (https://www.whateverhappenedseries.com/constant) (https://www.whateverhappenedseries.com/constant)And don't forget to visit our Patreon. (https://www.patreon.com/theconstant)</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <itunes:duration>2095</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Snap, Crackle, Boom!</title>
      <link>https://blubrry.com/the_constant/43469184/snap-crackle-boom/</link>
      <description>The Apocalypse fails to appear. A doctor goes to disturbing lengths to end masturbation. A millionaire spends his fortune dynamiting the sky. Breakfast is changed forever. The Constant is back. Check out our new Patreon, (https://www.patreon.com/theconstant) to help fund the show and get all kinds of neat bonus stuff: https://www.patreon.com/theconstant (https://www.patreon.com/theconstant). And be sure to visit our newest sponsor, HelloFresh, via this link here: https://www.hellofresh.com/landing/theconstant80 (https://www.hellofresh.com/landing/theconstant80) and enter promo code "theconstant80" for $80 off your first month of delicious meals. Seriously, it's really very good.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 23 Apr 2019 04:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>Snap, Crackle, Boom!</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:season>6</itunes:season>
      <itunes:author>Mark Chrisler</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>The Apocalypse fails to appear. A doctor goes to disturbing lengths to end masturbation. A millionaire spends his fortune dynamiting the sky. Breakfast is changed forever. The Constant is back. Check out our new Patreon,</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>The Apocalypse fails to appear. A doctor goes to disturbing lengths to end masturbation. A millionaire spends his fortune dynamiting the sky. Breakfast is changed forever. The Constant is back. Check out our new Patreon, (https://www.patreon.com/theconstant) to help fund the show and get all kinds of neat bonus stuff: https://www.patreon.com/theconstant (https://www.patreon.com/theconstant). And be sure to visit our newest sponsor, HelloFresh, via this link here: https://www.hellofresh.com/landing/theconstant80 (https://www.hellofresh.com/landing/theconstant80) and enter promo code "theconstant80" for $80 off your first month of delicious meals. Seriously, it's really very good.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>The Apocalypse fails to appear. A doctor goes to disturbing lengths to end masturbation. A millionaire spends his fortune dynamiting the sky. Breakfast is changed forever. The Constant is back. Check out our new Patreon, (https://www.patreon.com/theconstant) to help fund the show and get all kinds of neat bonus stuff: https://www.patreon.com/theconstant (https://www.patreon.com/theconstant). And be sure to visit our newest sponsor, HelloFresh, via this link here: https://www.hellofresh.com/landing/theconstant80 (https://www.hellofresh.com/landing/theconstant80) and enter promo code "theconstant80" for $80 off your first month of delicious meals. Seriously, it's really very good.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <itunes:duration>2391</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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    <item>
      <title>Is There Life on Mars?</title>
      <link>https://blubrry.com/the_constant/42318905/is-there-life-on-mars/</link>
      <description>Take a look at those star men, gazing at the night sky. Oh man, wonder if they'll ever know? on October 30th, 1938, Orson Welles and The Mercury Theatre on The Air unleashed the most infamous media prank of all time. But The War of The Worlds wasn't the first time humanity got itself turned sideways thinking about Martians, and it sure wasn't the last. This week, for our season finale, we're doing a little primer on our weird and sordid history with our closest planetary neighbor. From Aristotle to the Martians we've maybe already discovered, we've got The Red Planet covered.And don't forget to visit www.takecareof.com (http://www.takecareof.com) to take their free quiz and get monthly vitamins delivered right to your door. Enter promo code theconstant50 at checkout for 50% off your first month.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 05 Mar 2019 05:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>Is There Life on Mars?</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:season>5</itunes:season>
      <itunes:author>Mark Chrisler</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Take a look at those star men, gazing at the night sky. Oh man, wonder if they'll ever know? on October 30th, 1938, Orson Welles and The Mercury Theatre on The Air unleashed the most infamous media prank of all time.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Take a look at those star men, gazing at the night sky. Oh man, wonder if they'll ever know? on October 30th, 1938, Orson Welles and The Mercury Theatre on The Air unleashed the most infamous media prank of all time. But The War of The Worlds wasn't the first time humanity got itself turned sideways thinking about Martians, and it sure wasn't the last. This week, for our season finale, we're doing a little primer on our weird and sordid history with our closest planetary neighbor. From Aristotle to the Martians we've maybe already discovered, we've got The Red Planet covered.And don't forget to visit www.takecareof.com (http://www.takecareof.com) to take their free quiz and get monthly vitamins delivered right to your door. Enter promo code theconstant50 at checkout for 50% off your first month.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>Take a look at those star men, gazing at the night sky. Oh man, wonder if they'll ever know? on October 30th, 1938, Orson Welles and The Mercury Theatre on The Air unleashed the most infamous media prank of all time. But The War of The Worlds wasn't the first time humanity got itself turned sideways thinking about Martians, and it sure wasn't the last. This week, for our season finale, we're doing a little primer on our weird and sordid history with our closest planetary neighbor. From Aristotle to the Martians we've maybe already discovered, we've got The Red Planet covered.And don't forget to visit www.takecareof.com (http://www.takecareof.com) to take their free quiz and get monthly vitamins delivered right to your door. Enter promo code theconstant50 at checkout for 50% off your first month.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <itunes:duration>3779</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Broadcasting The Barricades</title>
      <link>https://blubrry.com/the_constant/42124106/broadcasting-the-barricades/</link>
      <description>This is the story of the first radio hoax. No, not that one. On January 16th, 1926, a Catholic priest took the mic at BBC Radio and threw all of England into panic with... a joke. Unfortunately, the original recording was lost long ago. Fortunately, this week, we're recreating it.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 26 Feb 2019 05:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>Broadcasting The Barricades</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:season>5</itunes:season>
      <itunes:author>Mark Chrisler</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>This is the story of the first radio hoax. No, not that one. On January 16th, 1926, a Catholic priest took the mic at BBC Radio and threw all of England into panic with... a joke. Unfortunately, the original recording was lost long ago. Fortunately,</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>This is the story of the first radio hoax. No, not that one. On January 16th, 1926, a Catholic priest took the mic at BBC Radio and threw all of England into panic with... a joke. Unfortunately, the original recording was lost long ago. Fortunately, this week, we're recreating it.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>This is the story of the first radio hoax. No, not that one. On January 16th, 1926, a Catholic priest took the mic at BBC Radio and threw all of England into panic with... a joke. Unfortunately, the original recording was lost long ago. Fortunately, this week, we're recreating it.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <itunes:duration>2003</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>What's So Funny 'Bout Peace Ship and Understanding?</title>
      <link>https://blubrry.com/the_constant/41928841/whats-so-funny-bout-peace-ship-and-understanding/</link>
      <description>War! Good God, y'all. What is it good for? According to Henry Ford: Absolutely nothing. So in 1915 he launched a ship, bound for Europe, with a simple if outlandish mission: to end World War I. On this episode we look at the ill-fated voyage of The Oscar II, better known as The Peace Ship.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 19 Feb 2019 05:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>What's So Funny 'Bout Peace Ship and Understanding?</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:season>5</itunes:season>
      <itunes:author>Mark Chrisler</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>War! Good God, y'all. What is it good for? According to Henry Ford: Absolutely nothing. So in 1915 he launched a ship, bound for Europe, with a simple if outlandish mission: to end World War I. On this episode we look at the ill-fated voyage of The Osc...</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>War! Good God, y'all. What is it good for? According to Henry Ford: Absolutely nothing. So in 1915 he launched a ship, bound for Europe, with a simple if outlandish mission: to end World War I. On this episode we look at the ill-fated voyage of The Oscar II, better known as The Peace Ship.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>War! Good God, y'all. What is it good for? According to Henry Ford: Absolutely nothing. So in 1915 he launched a ship, bound for Europe, with a simple if outlandish mission: to end World War I. On this episode we look at the ill-fated voyage of The Oscar II, better known as The Peace Ship.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <itunes:duration>3727</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Let's Kill Mike</title>
      <link>https://blubrry.com/the_constant/41720329/lets-kill-mike/</link>
      <description>How do you survive in 1932, when The Great Depression is at its peak and prohibition is in full force? How about a little insurance fraud? It's easy: all you need is an undertaker willing to fake a cause of death, a couple of life insurance policies and a target to murder. Simple as sin. The only thing you really need to do to survive 1932 is to make sure your victim isn't better at surviving than you are.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 12 Feb 2019 05:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>Let's Kill Mike</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:season>5</itunes:season>
      <itunes:author>Mark Chrisler</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>How do you survive in 1932, when The Great Depression is at its peak and prohibition is in full force? How about a little insurance fraud? It's easy: all you need is an undertaker willing to fake a cause of death,</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>How do you survive in 1932, when The Great Depression is at its peak and prohibition is in full force? How about a little insurance fraud? It's easy: all you need is an undertaker willing to fake a cause of death, a couple of life insurance policies and a target to murder. Simple as sin. The only thing you really need to do to survive 1932 is to make sure your victim isn't better at surviving than you are.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>How do you survive in 1932, when The Great Depression is at its peak and prohibition is in full force? How about a little insurance fraud? It's easy: all you need is an undertaker willing to fake a cause of death, a couple of life insurance policies and a target to murder. Simple as sin. The only thing you really need to do to survive 1932 is to make sure your victim isn't better at surviving than you are.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <itunes:duration>1634</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>GulliBottle</title>
      <link>https://blubrry.com/the_constant/41526314/gullibottle/</link>
      <description>In January of 1749, a London advertisement promised an impossible show at The Haymarket Theatre: a full-grown man would jump into a wine bottle and, from within it, sing. You won't be surprised to find out that the show didn't happen. But you will be surprised by what happened instead.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 05 Feb 2019 05:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>GulliBottle</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:season>5</itunes:season>
      <itunes:author>Mark Chrisler</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>In January of 1749, a London advertisement promised an impossible show at The Haymarket Theatre: a full-grown man would jump into a wine bottle and, from within it, sing. You won't be surprised to find out that the show didn't happen.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>In January of 1749, a London advertisement promised an impossible show at The Haymarket Theatre: a full-grown man would jump into a wine bottle and, from within it, sing. You won't be surprised to find out that the show didn't happen. But you will be surprised by what happened instead.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>In January of 1749, a London advertisement promised an impossible show at The Haymarket Theatre: a full-grown man would jump into a wine bottle and, from within it, sing. You won't be surprised to find out that the show didn't happen. But you will be surprised by what happened instead.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <itunes:duration>961</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
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    <item>
      <title>The Idea that Broke America</title>
      <link>https://blubrry.com/the_constant/41317765/the-idea-that-broke-america/</link>
      <description>Mesmerism didn't stop with Mesmer. This week, we pick up where we left off, tracing the idea of animal magnetism to America, where it went through some... changes. Get ready for a whirlwind tour of American enterprise, religion and entertainment that leads us right through the door of this dark timeline we're living in. This one's a doozy.
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      <pubDate>Tue, 29 Jan 2019 05:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>The Idea that Broke America</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:season>5</itunes:season>
      <itunes:author>Mark Chrisler</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Mesmerism didn't stop with Mesmer. This week, we pick up where we left off, tracing the idea of animal magnetism to America, where it went through some... changes. Get ready for a whirlwind tour of American enterprise,</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Mesmerism didn't stop with Mesmer. This week, we pick up where we left off, tracing the idea of animal magnetism to America, where it went through some... changes. Get ready for a whirlwind tour of American enterprise, religion and entertainment that leads us right through the door of this dark timeline we're living in. This one's a doozy.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>Mesmerism didn't stop with Mesmer. This week, we pick up where we left off, tracing the idea of animal magnetism to America, where it went through some... changes. Get ready for a whirlwind tour of American enterprise, religion and entertainment that leads us right through the door of this dark timeline we're living in. This one's a doozy.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <itunes:duration>3760</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Mesmerizing</title>
      <link>https://blubrry.com/the_constant/41156863/mesmerizing/</link>
      <description>What is this? Are you some kind of hypnotist? We're doing a deep dive into one of the single most fascinating mistaken ideas and the fascinating man who thought it up. This story has got it all: demonic possession, mysterious seductions, beheadings, public shamings, miracle cures and The Avengers of 18th Century Science.
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      <pubDate>Tue, 22 Jan 2019 05:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>Mesmerizing</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:season>5</itunes:season>
      <itunes:author>Mark Chrisler</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>What is this? Are you some kind of hypnotist? We're doing a deep dive into one of the single most fascinating mistaken ideas and the fascinating man who thought it up. This story has got it all: demonic possession, mysterious seductions, beheadings,</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>What is this? Are you some kind of hypnotist? We're doing a deep dive into one of the single most fascinating mistaken ideas and the fascinating man who thought it up. This story has got it all: demonic possession, mysterious seductions, beheadings, public shamings, miracle cures and The Avengers of 18th Century Science.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>What is this? Are you some kind of hypnotist? We're doing a deep dive into one of the single most fascinating mistaken ideas and the fascinating man who thought it up. This story has got it all: demonic possession, mysterious seductions, beheadings, public shamings, miracle cures and The Avengers of 18th Century Science.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <itunes:duration>3658</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
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    <item>
      <title>A Sticky Situation</title>
      <link>https://blubrry.com/the_constant/40971666/a-sticky-situation/</link>
      <description>Happy 100th birthday to one of the strangest disasters in American history: Boston's Great Molasses Flood. For our season 5 premiere, we're looking at the weird and deadly 35 foot tall wall of syrup that destroyed Boston's North End a century ago, and what caused such an enormous--and enormously curious--thing to happen in the first place.
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      <pubDate>Tue, 15 Jan 2019 05:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>A Sticky Situation</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:season>5</itunes:season>
      <itunes:author>Mark Chrisler</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Happy 100th birthday to one of the strangest disasters in American history: Boston's Great Molasses Flood. For our season 5 premiere, we're looking at the weird and deadly 35 foot tall wall of syrup that destroyed Boston's North End a century ago,</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Happy 100th birthday to one of the strangest disasters in American history: Boston's Great Molasses Flood. For our season 5 premiere, we're looking at the weird and deadly 35 foot tall wall of syrup that destroyed Boston's North End a century ago, and what caused such an enormous--and enormously curious--thing to happen in the first place.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>Happy 100th birthday to one of the strangest disasters in American history: Boston's Great Molasses Flood. For our season 5 premiere, we're looking at the weird and deadly 35 foot tall wall of syrup that destroyed Boston's North End a century ago, and what caused such an enormous--and enormously curious--thing to happen in the first place.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <itunes:duration>1291</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
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    <item>
      <title>Join Us</title>
      <link>https://blubrry.com/the_constant/40799594/join-us/</link>
      <description>New season begins Tuesday, January 15th. Join us.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 08 Jan 2019 05:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>Join Us</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>trailer</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:season>5</itunes:season>
      <itunes:author>Mark Chrisler</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>New season begins Tuesday, January 15th. Join us.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>New season begins Tuesday, January 15th. Join us.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>New season begins Tuesday, January 15th. Join us.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <itunes:duration>171</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <guid isPermaLink="false"><![CDATA[http://www.blubrry.com/the_constant/40799594/join-us/]]></guid>
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    <item>
      <title>It's Wonderful</title>
      <link>https://blubrry.com/the_constant/40471682/its-wonderful/</link>
      <description>On today's holiday special we're looking at a Christmas classic: It's a Wonderful Life. A movie that was almost never made, that was almost forever forgotten, and that almost missed its chance to change a woman's life.
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      <pubDate>Mon, 24 Dec 2018 09:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>It's Wonderful</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:season>4</itunes:season>
      <itunes:episode>7</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Mark Chrisler</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>On today's holiday special we're looking at a Christmas classic: It's a Wonderful Life. A movie that was almost never made, that was almost forever forgotten, and that almost missed its chance to change a woman's life.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>On today's holiday special we're looking at a Christmas classic: It's a Wonderful Life. A movie that was almost never made, that was almost forever forgotten, and that almost missed its chance to change a woman's life.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>On today's holiday special we're looking at a Christmas classic: It's a Wonderful Life. A movie that was almost never made, that was almost forever forgotten, and that almost missed its chance to change a woman's life.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <itunes:duration>1495</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <guid isPermaLink="false"><![CDATA[http://www.blubrry.com/the_constant/40471682/its-wonderful/]]></guid>
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    <item>
      <title>Introducing 'Safe for Work'</title>
      <link>https://blubrry.com/the_constant/40322421/introducing-safe-for-work/</link>
      <description>Just a couple of days before our Christmas special, here's a little gift for you: Safe for Work. Safe For Work is an advice show that reminds you that while your office may be crazy, you don’t have to be. Office MVPs and corporate veterans Liz Dolan (ex-CMO, Nike, NatGeo, Oprah Winfrey Network) and Rico Gagliano (audio host, producer, print reporter and author) will help you make the big decisions, sort through the small stuff, and get more fulfillment from your work life. Listen here (https://wondery.com/shows/safe-for-work/) or wherever you get your podcasts.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 20 Dec 2018 09:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>Introducing 'Safe for Work'</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>trailer</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Mark Chrisler</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Just a couple of days before our Christmas special, here's a little gift for you: Safe for Work. Safe For Work is an advice show that reminds you that while your office may be crazy, you don’t have to be. Office MVPs and corporate veterans Liz Dolan (e...</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Just a couple of days before our Christmas special, here's a little gift for you: Safe for Work. Safe For Work is an advice show that reminds you that while your office may be crazy, you don’t have to be. Office MVPs and corporate veterans Liz Dolan (ex-CMO, Nike, NatGeo, Oprah Winfrey Network) and Rico Gagliano (audio host, producer, print reporter and author) will help you make the big decisions, sort through the small stuff, and get more fulfillment from your work life. Listen here (https://wondery.com/shows/safe-for-work/) or wherever you get your podcasts.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[Just a couple of days before our Christmas special, here's a little gift for you: Safe for Work. Safe For Work is an advice show that reminds you that while your office may be crazy, you don’t have to be. Office MVPs and corporate veterans Liz Dolan (ex-CMO, Nike, NatGeo, Oprah Winfrey Network) and Rico Gagliano (audio host, producer, print reporter and author) will help you make the big decisions, sort through the small stuff, and get more fulfillment from your work life. Listen here (https://wondery.com/shows/safe-for-work/) or wherever you get your podcasts.<p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <itunes:duration>321</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>No Ragrets</title>
      <link>https://blubrry.com/the_constant/40322244/no-ragrets/</link>
      <description>Alright, there are two ways this can go down. Scenario 1: Mark finds the story of the worst tattoo ever and feels heartened by it, going through with finally getting his own. Scenario 2: Mark finds the story of the worst tattoo ever given and feels terrified by it, running away once more from his promises to you, loyal listeners. Wanna take bets? Once you're ready, head over to www.constantpodcast.com (http://www.constantpodcast.com) to see for yourself.
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      <pubDate>Tue, 18 Dec 2018 09:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>No Ragrets</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:season>4</itunes:season>
      <itunes:episode>6</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Mark Chrisler</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Alright, there are two ways this can go down. Scenario 1: Mark finds the story of the worst tattoo ever and feels heartened by it, going through with finally getting his own. Scenario 2: Mark finds the story of the worst tattoo ever given and feels ter...</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Alright, there are two ways this can go down. Scenario 1: Mark finds the story of the worst tattoo ever and feels heartened by it, going through with finally getting his own. Scenario 2: Mark finds the story of the worst tattoo ever given and feels terrified by it, running away once more from his promises to you, loyal listeners. Wanna take bets? Once you're ready, head over to www.constantpodcast.com (http://www.constantpodcast.com) to see for yourself.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>Alright, there are two ways this can go down. Scenario 1: Mark finds the story of the worst tattoo ever and feels heartened by it, going through with finally getting his own. Scenario 2: Mark finds the story of the worst tattoo ever given and feels terrified by it, running away once more from his promises to you, loyal listeners. Wanna take bets? Once you're ready, head over to www.constantpodcast.com (http://www.constantpodcast.com) to see for yourself.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <itunes:duration>680</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <guid isPermaLink="false"><![CDATA[http://www.blubrry.com/the_constant/40322244/no-ragrets/]]></guid>
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    <item>
      <title>Way to Go Again, Einstein!</title>
      <link>https://blubrry.com/the_constant/40105506/way-to-go-again-einstein/</link>
      <description>Because you wonderful, amazing jerks helped reach our stretch goal, Mark's got a promise to fulfill. To explain that promise--and the title of this very show--we're rebroadcasting our season 1 finale. Einstein was a genius, but that didn't save him from messing stuff up. So let's revisit his greatest blunder, and catchup on the year-long saga of the tattoo that wasn't but will soon be.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 11 Dec 2018 09:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>Way to Go Again, Einstein!</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:season>4</itunes:season>
      <itunes:episode>5</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Mark Chrisler</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Because you wonderful, amazing jerks helped reach our stretch goal, Mark's got a promise to fulfill. To explain that promise--and the title of this very show--we're rebroadcasting our season 1 finale. Einstein was a genius,</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Because you wonderful, amazing jerks helped reach our stretch goal, Mark's got a promise to fulfill. To explain that promise--and the title of this very show--we're rebroadcasting our season 1 finale. Einstein was a genius, but that didn't save him from messing stuff up. So let's revisit his greatest blunder, and catchup on the year-long saga of the tattoo that wasn't but will soon be.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>Because you wonderful, amazing jerks helped reach our stretch goal, Mark's got a promise to fulfill. To explain that promise--and the title of this very show--we're rebroadcasting our season 1 finale. Einstein was a genius, but that didn't save him from messing stuff up. So let's revisit his greatest blunder, and catchup on the year-long saga of the tattoo that wasn't but will soon be.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <itunes:duration>1739</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <guid isPermaLink="false"><![CDATA[http://www.blubrry.com/the_constant/40105506/way-to-go-again-einstein/]]></guid>
      <enclosure url="https://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/pdst.fm/e/tracking.swap.fm/track/YfZO4tERxneauNcW9Fgn/mgln.ai/e/211/traffic.megaphone.fm/ADV4961407224.mp3?updated=1640725568" length="0" type="audio/mpeg"/>
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    <item>
      <title>Bewitched, Bothered and Bewildered</title>
      <link>https://blubrry.com/the_constant/38980199/bewitched-bothered-and-bewildered/</link>
      <description>It's Halloween and that means it's time for a spooky one. This week, for the last episode of our Kickstarter (https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/468920813/the-constant-a-history-of-getting-things-wrong) season, we've got a real-life story of ghosts, possession and a weird nexus where superstition meets science. Plus, there's chance for you to force Mark into getting that tattoo from way back in season 1. All it takes is to donate to our Kickstarter fundraiser right here. (https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/468920813/the-constant-a-history-of-getting-things-wrong)
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 30 Oct 2018 08:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>Bewitched, Bothered and Bewildered</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:season>4</itunes:season>
      <itunes:episode>4</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Mark Chrisler</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>It's Halloween and that means it's time for a spooky one. This week, for the last episode of our Kickstarter season, we've got a real-life story of ghosts, possession and a weird nexus where superstition meets science. Plus,</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>It's Halloween and that means it's time for a spooky one. This week, for the last episode of our Kickstarter (https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/468920813/the-constant-a-history-of-getting-things-wrong) season, we've got a real-life story of ghosts, possession and a weird nexus where superstition meets science. Plus, there's chance for you to force Mark into getting that tattoo from way back in season 1. All it takes is to donate to our Kickstarter fundraiser right here. (https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/468920813/the-constant-a-history-of-getting-things-wrong)
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>It's Halloween and that means it's time for a spooky one. This week, for the last episode of our Kickstarter (https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/468920813/the-constant-a-history-of-getting-things-wrong) season, we've got a real-life story of ghosts, possession and a weird nexus where superstition meets science. Plus, there's chance for you to force Mark into getting that tattoo from way back in season 1. All it takes is to donate to our Kickstarter fundraiser right here. (https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/468920813/the-constant-a-history-of-getting-things-wrong)</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>2070</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
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    <item>
      <title>What The Fork?</title>
      <link>https://blubrry.com/the_constant/38748723/what-the-fork/</link>
      <description>Forks! A handier, less-controversial item would be difficult to imagine. Yet, for hundreds of years Europeans recoiled from the fork with a hilarious zeal: condemning anyone who used one to jokes, shame and even death. For the third episode of our Kickstarter (https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/468920813/the-constant-a-history-of-getting-things-wrong) season, we're looking at the anti-fork panic that seized a continent for centuries. We're less than two weeks from the end of our fundraiser, so when you're done listening, go take a look here. (https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/468920813/the-constant-a-history-of-getting-things-wrong)
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 23 Oct 2018 08:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>What The Fork?</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:season>4</itunes:season>
      <itunes:author>Mark Chrisler</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Forks! A handier, less-controversial item would be difficult to imagine. Yet, for hundreds of years Europeans recoiled from the fork with a hilarious zeal: condemning anyone who used one to jokes, shame and even death.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Forks! A handier, less-controversial item would be difficult to imagine. Yet, for hundreds of years Europeans recoiled from the fork with a hilarious zeal: condemning anyone who used one to jokes, shame and even death. For the third episode of our Kickstarter (https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/468920813/the-constant-a-history-of-getting-things-wrong) season, we're looking at the anti-fork panic that seized a continent for centuries. We're less than two weeks from the end of our fundraiser, so when you're done listening, go take a look here. (https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/468920813/the-constant-a-history-of-getting-things-wrong)
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Forks! A handier, less-controversial item would be difficult to imagine. Yet, for hundreds of years Europeans recoiled from the fork with a hilarious zeal: condemning anyone who used one to jokes, shame and even death. For the third episode of our Kickstarter (https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/468920813/the-constant-a-history-of-getting-things-wrong) season, we're looking at the anti-fork panic that seized a continent for centuries. We're less than two weeks from the end of our fundraiser, so when you're done listening, go take a look here. (https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/468920813/the-constant-a-history-of-getting-things-wrong)</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>1000</itunes:duration>
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      <title>Typis and Errirs</title>
      <link>https://blubrry.com/the_constant/38594479/typis-and-errirs/</link>
      <description>To honor all the flubs of our first year, we're going down the rabbit hole of the worst typos and mistakes in history. From sacrilegious Bibles to doomed space missions to a certain cartoon Sailor Man and his super-powered vegetable. This is the second episode of our Kickstarter season so be sure to take a look while the lookin's good! (https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/468920813/the-constant-a-history-of-getting-things-wrong)
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      <pubDate>Tue, 16 Oct 2018 08:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>Typis and Errirs</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:season>4</itunes:season>
      <itunes:episode>3</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Mark Chrisler</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>To honor all the flubs of our first year, we're going down the rabbit hole of the worst typos and mistakes in history. From sacrilegious Bibles to doomed space missions to a certain cartoon Sailor Man and his super-powered vegetable.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>To honor all the flubs of our first year, we're going down the rabbit hole of the worst typos and mistakes in history. From sacrilegious Bibles to doomed space missions to a certain cartoon Sailor Man and his super-powered vegetable. This is the second episode of our Kickstarter season so be sure to take a look while the lookin's good! (https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/468920813/the-constant-a-history-of-getting-things-wrong)
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>To honor all the flubs of our first year, we're going down the rabbit hole of the worst typos and mistakes in history. From sacrilegious Bibles to doomed space missions to a certain cartoon Sailor Man and his super-powered vegetable. This is the second episode of our Kickstarter season so be sure to take a look while the lookin's good! (https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/468920813/the-constant-a-history-of-getting-things-wrong)</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>1753</itunes:duration>
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      <title>Dis-Covered</title>
      <link>https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/468920813/the-constant-a-history-of-getting-things-wrong?ref=project_build</link>
      <description>In 1492 Columbus sailed the ocean blue. And then... well, that's the question. What exactly did this dude do? And where did the myth of Columbus come from? For the first episode of our new Kickstarter (https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/468920813/the-constant-a-history-of-getting-things-wrong) season, we're finding out. Oh, you wanted to hear more about that 'kickstarter (https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/468920813/the-constant-a-history-of-getting-things-wrong)'? You can do so right here. (https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/468920813/the-constant-a-history-of-getting-things-wrong)
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      <pubDate>Tue, 09 Oct 2018 08:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>Dis-Covered</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:season>4</itunes:season>
      <itunes:author>Mark Chrisler</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>In 1492 Columbus sailed the ocean blue. And then... well, that's the question. What exactly did this dude do? And where did the myth of Columbus come from? For the first episode of our new Kickstarter season, we're finding out. Oh,</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>In 1492 Columbus sailed the ocean blue. And then... well, that's the question. What exactly did this dude do? And where did the myth of Columbus come from? For the first episode of our new Kickstarter (https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/468920813/the-constant-a-history-of-getting-things-wrong) season, we're finding out. Oh, you wanted to hear more about that 'kickstarter (https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/468920813/the-constant-a-history-of-getting-things-wrong)'? You can do so right here. (https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/468920813/the-constant-a-history-of-getting-things-wrong)
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>In 1492 Columbus sailed the ocean blue. And then... well, that's the question. What exactly did this dude do? And where did the myth of Columbus come from? For the first episode of our new Kickstarter (https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/468920813/the-constant-a-history-of-getting-things-wrong) season, we're finding out. Oh, you wanted to hear more about that 'kickstarter (https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/468920813/the-constant-a-history-of-getting-things-wrong)'? You can do so right here. (https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/468920813/the-constant-a-history-of-getting-things-wrong)</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
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      <itunes:duration>2090</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>It's a Gamble</title>
      <link>https://blubrry.com/the_constant/38208780/its-a-gamble/</link>
      <description>Four weeks, four new episodes. Starting Tuesday, October 9th.
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      <pubDate>Tue, 02 Oct 2018 08:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>It's A Gamble</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>trailer</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:season>4</itunes:season>
      <itunes:author>Mark Chrisler</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Four weeks, four new episodes. Starting Tuesday, October 9th.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Four weeks, four new episodes. Starting Tuesday, October 9th.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Four weeks, four new episodes. Starting Tuesday, October 9th.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <itunes:duration>156</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Diabolical Devices of The Demon of Darkness</title>
      <link>https://blubrry.com/the_constant/36085358/diabolical-devices-of-the-demon-of-darkness/</link>
      <description>It was a dark and stormy night. A dark and stormy year, really. And it gave birth to a monster, a New Prometheus which descended upon the panicked world, leaving death and destruction in its wake. For this, our season finale, we give you the most frightening and dangerous invention of the 19th century. The bicycle.
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      <pubDate>Tue, 07 Aug 2018 08:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>Diabolical Devices of The Demon of Darkness</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:season>3</itunes:season>
      <itunes:author>Mark Chrisler</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>It was a dark and stormy night. A dark and stormy year, really. And it gave birth to a monster, a New Prometheus which descended upon the panicked world, leaving death and destruction in its wake. For this, our season finale,</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>It was a dark and stormy night. A dark and stormy year, really. And it gave birth to a monster, a New Prometheus which descended upon the panicked world, leaving death and destruction in its wake. For this, our season finale, we give you the most frightening and dangerous invention of the 19th century. The bicycle.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>It was a dark and stormy night. A dark and stormy year, really. And it gave birth to a monster, a New Prometheus which descended upon the panicked world, leaving death and destruction in its wake. For this, our season finale, we give you the most frightening and dangerous invention of the 19th century. The bicycle.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <itunes:duration>2303</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Make It Rain</title>
      <link>https://blubrry.com/the_constant/35920089/make-it-rain/</link>
      <description>In the late 19th century, Americans moved into the western states because of one simple phrase. But despite what you learned in junior high, it wasn't "manifest destiny." Today we're talking about the real maxim responsible for westward expansion, a maxim that centered a bizarre bit of pseudo-science that shaped America and then nearly destroyed it.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 31 Jul 2018 08:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>Make It Rain</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:season>3</itunes:season>
      <itunes:author>Mark Chrisler</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>In the late 19th century, Americans moved into the western states because of one simple phrase. But despite what you learned in junior high, it wasn't "manifest destiny." Today we're talking about the real maxim responsible for westward expansion,</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>In the late 19th century, Americans moved into the western states because of one simple phrase. But despite what you learned in junior high, it wasn't "manifest destiny." Today we're talking about the real maxim responsible for westward expansion, a maxim that centered a bizarre bit of pseudo-science that shaped America and then nearly destroyed it.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>In the late 19th century, Americans moved into the western states because of one simple phrase. But despite what you learned in junior high, it wasn't "manifest destiny." Today we're talking about the real maxim responsible for westward expansion, a maxim that centered a bizarre bit of pseudo-science that shaped America and then nearly destroyed it.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <itunes:duration>2204</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>The Ox and The Shark</title>
      <link>https://blubrry.com/the_constant/35757359/the-ox-and-the-shark/</link>
      <description>This week we're back at The Paper Machete for more political comedy, talking about Trump and Russia. Which is probably the last thing you need to hear more about, because the world is a confusing, terrifying morass of impossible contradictions that's only deepened in its horror by the wash cycle of unthinkable news stories. But maybe there's a way to ride that wash cycle! And maybe it comes from looking back at two animals that challenge how we think we know what we know. Or! Maybe it's all just a longwinded setup to a cheap punchline. Only one way to find out!
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 24 Jul 2018 08:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>The Ox and The Shark</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:season>3</itunes:season>
      <itunes:author>Mark Chrisler</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>This week we're back at The Paper Machete for more political comedy, talking about Trump and Russia. Which is probably the last thing you need to hear more about, because the world is a confusing, terrifying morass of impossible contradictions that's o...</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>This week we're back at The Paper Machete for more political comedy, talking about Trump and Russia. Which is probably the last thing you need to hear more about, because the world is a confusing, terrifying morass of impossible contradictions that's only deepened in its horror by the wash cycle of unthinkable news stories. But maybe there's a way to ride that wash cycle! And maybe it comes from looking back at two animals that challenge how we think we know what we know. Or! Maybe it's all just a longwinded setup to a cheap punchline. Only one way to find out!
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[This week we're back at The Paper Machete for more political comedy, talking about Trump and Russia. Which is probably the last thing you need to hear more about, because the world is a confusing, terrifying morass of impossible contradictions that's only deepened in its horror by the wash cycle of unthinkable news stories. But maybe there's a way to ride that wash cycle! And maybe it comes from looking back at two animals that challenge how we think we know what we know. Or! Maybe it's all just a longwinded setup to a cheap punchline. Only one way to find out!<p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <itunes:duration>917</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Turks, Turks!</title>
      <link>https://blubrry.com/the_constant/35557179/turks-turks/</link>
      <description>Without accidents, mistakes and foolishness, there would be no military history. Nearly every war ever fought was determined, to some large degree, by someone getting something wrong. Napoleon, Hitler, Robert E. Lee, Hannibal... you name it. So to tell a war story on The Constant, that story would have to be an act of military stupidity orders of magnitude greater than the norm. Luckily for you, this week we have just such a story. And for some reason, we're giving it to you in the style of an old school nintendo game.
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      <pubDate>Tue, 17 Jul 2018 08:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>Turks, Turks!</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:season>3</itunes:season>
      <itunes:author>Mark Chrisler</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Without accidents, mistakes and foolishness, there would be no military history. Nearly every war ever fought was determined, to some large degree, by someone getting something wrong. Napoleon, Hitler, Robert E. Lee, Hannibal... you name it.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Without accidents, mistakes and foolishness, there would be no military history. Nearly every war ever fought was determined, to some large degree, by someone getting something wrong. Napoleon, Hitler, Robert E. Lee, Hannibal... you name it. So to tell a war story on The Constant, that story would have to be an act of military stupidity orders of magnitude greater than the norm. Luckily for you, this week we have just such a story. And for some reason, we're giving it to you in the style of an old school nintendo game.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>Without accidents, mistakes and foolishness, there would be no military history. Nearly every war ever fought was determined, to some large degree, by someone getting something wrong. Napoleon, Hitler, Robert E. Lee, Hannibal... you name it. So to tell a war story on The Constant, that story would have to be an act of military stupidity orders of magnitude greater than the norm. Luckily for you, this week we have just such a story. And for some reason, we're giving it to you in the style of an old school nintendo game.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <itunes:duration>1753</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow</title>
      <link>https://blubrry.com/the_constant/35417615/hair-today-gone-tomorrow/</link>
      <description>In 1926, the quiet, small-town of Kittanning, Pennsylvania was descended upon by a mob of salesmen and hucksters selling solutions to a peculiar problem: a mysterious and inexplicable epidemic of baldness. This week, we look at the weird and wacky history of baldness cures, and the even stranger story of a town in need of them.
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      <pubDate>Tue, 10 Jul 2018 08:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:season>3</itunes:season>
      <itunes:author>Mark Chrisler</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>In 1926, the quiet, small-town of Kittanning, Pennsylvania was descended upon by a mob of salesmen and hucksters selling solutions to a peculiar problem: a mysterious and inexplicable epidemic of baldness. This week,</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>In 1926, the quiet, small-town of Kittanning, Pennsylvania was descended upon by a mob of salesmen and hucksters selling solutions to a peculiar problem: a mysterious and inexplicable epidemic of baldness. This week, we look at the weird and wacky history of baldness cures, and the even stranger story of a town in need of them.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>In 1926, the quiet, small-town of Kittanning, Pennsylvania was descended upon by a mob of salesmen and hucksters selling solutions to a peculiar problem: a mysterious and inexplicable epidemic of baldness. This week, we look at the weird and wacky history of baldness cures, and the even stranger story of a town in need of them.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <itunes:duration>1198</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Boom Town</title>
      <link>https://blubrry.com/the_constant/35259308/boom-town/</link>
      <description>In 1896 two trains, going full-speed, slammed into one another in the middle of the 2nd largest city in Texas. Just like they were supposed to.
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      <pubDate>Tue, 03 Jul 2018 08:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>Boom Town</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:season>3</itunes:season>
      <itunes:author>Mark Chrisler</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>In 1896 two trains, going full-speed, slammed into one another in the middle of the 2nd largest city in Texas. Just like they were supposed to.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>In 1896 two trains, going full-speed, slammed into one another in the middle of the 2nd largest city in Texas. Just like they were supposed to.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>In 1896 two trains, going full-speed, slammed into one another in the middle of the 2nd largest city in Texas. Just like they were supposed to.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <itunes:duration>1004</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Here Be Dragons</title>
      <link>https://blubrry.com/the_constant/35079695/here-be-dragons/</link>
      <description>Through nearly all time, humankind believed in leviathans and krakens and mermaids. People didn't give up believing in sea monsters until the turn of the 20th century. Then, in 1925, one washed up on the shores of Santa Cruz.
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      <pubDate>Tue, 26 Jun 2018 08:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>Here Be Dragons</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:season>3</itunes:season>
      <itunes:author>Mark Chrisler</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Through nearly all time, humankind believed in leviathans and krakens and mermaids. People didn't give up believing in sea monsters until the turn of the 20th century. Then, in 1925, one washed up on the shores of Santa Cruz.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Through nearly all time, humankind believed in leviathans and krakens and mermaids. People didn't give up believing in sea monsters until the turn of the 20th century. Then, in 1925, one washed up on the shores of Santa Cruz.
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        <![CDATA[<p>Through nearly all time, humankind believed in leviathans and krakens and mermaids. People didn't give up believing in sea monsters until the turn of the 20th century. Then, in 1925, one washed up on the shores of Santa Cruz.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <itunes:duration>1516</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
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    <item>
      <title>The Reflex</title>
      <link>https://blubrry.com/the_constant/34883310/the-reflex/</link>
      <description>In the 1840's, a mysterious disease was running roughshod through a Viennese hospital, killing new mothers in terrifying numbers. On this, our season 3 premiere, we're looking at one of the greatest medical mysteries of all time, the tragic story of the genius who solved it, and why no one listened to him.
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      <pubDate>Tue, 19 Jun 2018 08:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>The Reflex</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:season>3</itunes:season>
      <itunes:episode>1</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Mark Chrisler</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>In the 1840's, a mysterious disease was running roughshod through a Viennese hospital, killing new mothers in terrifying numbers. On this, our season 3 premiere, we're looking at one of the greatest medical mysteries of all time,</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>In the 1840's, a mysterious disease was running roughshod through a Viennese hospital, killing new mothers in terrifying numbers. On this, our season 3 premiere, we're looking at one of the greatest medical mysteries of all time, the tragic story of the genius who solved it, and why no one listened to him.
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      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>In the 1840's, a mysterious disease was running roughshod through a Viennese hospital, killing new mothers in terrifying numbers. On this, our season 3 premiere, we're looking at one of the greatest medical mysteries of all time, the tragic story of the genius who solved it, and why no one listened to him.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <itunes:duration>1894</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
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    <item>
      <title>Catchup</title>
      <link>https://blubrry.com/the_constant/34571980/catchup/</link>
      <description>Season 3 begins June 19th. In the meantime, we'll be dropping a couple of these meta-ads. Hope you enjoy. Share, like, subscribe, rate, review and... catchup. 
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      <pubDate>Thu, 07 Jun 2018 03:10:01 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>Catchup</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>trailer</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:season>3</itunes:season>
      <itunes:author>Mark Chrisler</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Season 3 begins June 19th. In the meantime, we'll be dropping a couple of these meta-ads. Hope you enjoy. Share, like, subscribe, rate, review and... catchup. </itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Season 3 begins June 19th. In the meantime, we'll be dropping a couple of these meta-ads. Hope you enjoy. Share, like, subscribe, rate, review and... catchup. 
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>Season 3 begins June 19th. In the meantime, we'll be dropping a couple of these meta-ads. Hope you enjoy. Share, like, subscribe, rate, review and... catchup. </p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <itunes:duration>132</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <guid isPermaLink="false"><![CDATA[http://www.blubrry.com/the_constant/34571980/catchup/]]></guid>
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    <item>
      <title>Lord Morton's Mare</title>
      <link>https://blubrry.com/the_constant/33685314/lord-mortons-mare/</link>
      <description>A fly bites, a sickness spreads, a horse is born, an idea returns. This week we attempt to correct an oversight.
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      <pubDate>Thu, 03 May 2018 08:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>Lord Morton's Mare</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Mark Chrisler</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>A fly bites, a sickness spreads, a horse is born, an idea returns. This week we attempt to correct an oversight.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>A fly bites, a sickness spreads, a horse is born, an idea returns. This week we attempt to correct an oversight.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>A fly bites, a sickness spreads, a horse is born, an idea returns. This week we attempt to correct an oversight.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <itunes:duration>1024</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <guid isPermaLink="false"><![CDATA[http://www.blubrry.com/the_constant/33685314/lord-mortons-mare/]]></guid>
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    <item>
      <title>Let's Talk About Sex, Babies</title>
      <link>https://blubrry.com/the_constant/33271452/lets-talk-about-sex-babies/</link>
      <description>Did you ever wonder where babies come from? So did all these guys! But only one of them managed to figure it out. This week, for our season finale, the remarkable story of how we came to know the most fundamental and critical of human questions, and all the bumps along the way.
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      <pubDate>Tue, 17 Apr 2018 08:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>Let's Talk About Sex, Babies</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:season>2</itunes:season>
      <itunes:author>Mark Chrisler</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Did you ever wonder where babies come from? So did all these guys! But only one of them managed to figure it out. This week, for our season finale, the remarkable story of how we came to know the most fundamental and critical of human questions,</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Did you ever wonder where babies come from? So did all these guys! But only one of them managed to figure it out. This week, for our season finale, the remarkable story of how we came to know the most fundamental and critical of human questions, and all the bumps along the way.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>Did you ever wonder where babies come from? So did all these guys! But only one of them managed to figure it out. This week, for our season finale, the remarkable story of how we came to know the most fundamental and critical of human questions, and all the bumps along the way.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <itunes:duration>3180</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
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    <item>
      <title>People This Isle</title>
      <link>https://blubrry.com/the_constant/33087257/people-this-isle/</link>
      <description>Look, out in the sea: it's an earthquake, it's a boat fire, it's a sea monster! It's a tiny, newborn volcanic island! In 1831, a small scrap of land suddenly formed in The Mediterranean. Lifeless, inhospitable, fiery and useless. So, naturally, the world went to war over it. Settle in and listen to the short and ludicrous history of (deep breath) Correo-Hotham-Graham-Ferdinandea-Nerita-Sciacca-Julia.
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      <pubDate>Tue, 10 Apr 2018 08:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>People This Isle</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Mark Chrisler</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Look, out in the sea: it's an earthquake, it's a boat fire, it's a sea monster! It's a tiny, newborn volcanic island! In 1831, a small scrap of land suddenly formed in The Mediterranean. Lifeless, inhospitable, fiery and useless. So, naturally,</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Look, out in the sea: it's an earthquake, it's a boat fire, it's a sea monster! It's a tiny, newborn volcanic island! In 1831, a small scrap of land suddenly formed in The Mediterranean. Lifeless, inhospitable, fiery and useless. So, naturally, the world went to war over it. Settle in and listen to the short and ludicrous history of (deep breath) Correo-Hotham-Graham-Ferdinandea-Nerita-Sciacca-Julia.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>Look, out in the sea: it's an earthquake, it's a boat fire, it's a sea monster! It's a tiny, newborn volcanic island! In 1831, a small scrap of land suddenly formed in The Mediterranean. Lifeless, inhospitable, fiery and useless. So, naturally, the world went to war over it. Settle in and listen to the short and ludicrous history of (deep breath) Correo-Hotham-Graham-Ferdinandea-Nerita-Sciacca-Julia.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <itunes:duration>1414</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
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    <item>
      <title>Everyone Loves a Mystery</title>
      <link>https://blubrry.com/the_constant/32903507/everyone-loves-a-mystery/</link>
      <description>Today the story of a mysterious grave in the foothills of Appalachia, and the two wannabe detectives that set about deciphering it. This episode is a little different than most. It's a personal story. And we want more of them going forward. To that end, we've setup a hotline you can call to leave YOUR story of getting things wrong. We really want to hear from you. 708-761-0493 Warning: This episode also contains stories of harm to children. If you're not up for that or have sensitive listeners in earshot, please go ahead and skip this one for now.
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      <pubDate>Tue, 03 Apr 2018 08:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>Everyone Loves a Mystery</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:season>2</itunes:season>
      <itunes:episode>6</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Mark Chrisler</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Today the story of a mysterious grave in the foothills of Appalachia, and the two wannabe detectives that set about deciphering it. This episode is a little different than most. It's a personal story. And we want more of them going forward. To that end,</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Today the story of a mysterious grave in the foothills of Appalachia, and the two wannabe detectives that set about deciphering it. This episode is a little different than most. It's a personal story. And we want more of them going forward. To that end, we've setup a hotline you can call to leave YOUR story of getting things wrong. We really want to hear from you. 708-761-0493 Warning: This episode also contains stories of harm to children. If you're not up for that or have sensitive listeners in earshot, please go ahead and skip this one for now.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>Today the story of a mysterious grave in the foothills of Appalachia, and the two wannabe detectives that set about deciphering it. This episode is a little different than most. It's a personal story. And we want more of them going forward. To that end, we've setup a hotline you can call to leave YOUR story of getting things wrong. We really want to hear from you. 708-761-0493 Warning: This episode also contains stories of harm to children. If you're not up for that or have sensitive listeners in earshot, please go ahead and skip this one for now.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <itunes:duration>1198</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Do Good Carefully</title>
      <link>https://blubrry.com/the_constant/32716918/do-good-carefully/</link>
      <description>Here's something you don't see everyday: parachuting cats. It did happen, though. In the 1950s, The Royal Air Force airdropped parakitties onto the Island of Borneo. Why would they do such a thing? Stick around and find out.
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      <pubDate>Tue, 27 Mar 2018 08:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>Do Good Carefully</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:season>2</itunes:season>
      <itunes:episode>5</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Mark Chrisler</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Here's something you don't see everyday: parachuting cats. It did happen, though. In the 1950s, The Royal Air Force airdropped parakitties onto the Island of Borneo. Why would they do such a thing? Stick around and find out.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Here's something you don't see everyday: parachuting cats. It did happen, though. In the 1950s, The Royal Air Force airdropped parakitties onto the Island of Borneo. Why would they do such a thing? Stick around and find out.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>Here's something you don't see everyday: parachuting cats. It did happen, though. In the 1950s, The Royal Air Force airdropped parakitties onto the Island of Borneo. Why would they do such a thing? Stick around and find out.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <itunes:duration>1512</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Everything Aristotle Said is Wrong</title>
      <link>https://blubrry.com/the_constant/32521120/everything-aristotle-said-is-wrong/</link>
      <description>We give Aristotle a pretty hard time here at The Constant. But we can't hold an Aristotle-hating candle to the guy in this episode. A man whose distaste and distrust for Aristotle is responsible for the birth of the enlightenment, and--maybe--his own demise. It's time you got to know Petrus Ramus.
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      <pubDate>Tue, 20 Mar 2018 08:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>Everything Aristotle Said is Wrong</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:season>2</itunes:season>
      <itunes:author>Mark Chrisler</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>We give Aristotle a pretty hard time here at The Constant. But we can't hold an Aristotle-hating candle to the guy in this episode. A man whose distaste and distrust for Aristotle is responsible for the birth of the enlightenment,</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>We give Aristotle a pretty hard time here at The Constant. But we can't hold an Aristotle-hating candle to the guy in this episode. A man whose distaste and distrust for Aristotle is responsible for the birth of the enlightenment, and--maybe--his own demise. It's time you got to know Petrus Ramus.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>We give Aristotle a pretty hard time here at The Constant. But we can't hold an Aristotle-hating candle to the guy in this episode. A man whose distaste and distrust for Aristotle is responsible for the birth of the enlightenment, and--maybe--his own demise. It's time you got to know Petrus Ramus.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <itunes:duration>1135</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Ice and Fire and Fury</title>
      <link>https://blubrry.com/the_constant/32293023/ice-and-fire-and-fury/</link>
      <description>It started off as an innocent enough idea: what if the moon was made of ice? But from there it grew. Into an alternative-science, into a grand conspiracy theory and, finally, into one of the greatest evils in history.
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      <pubDate>Tue, 13 Mar 2018 08:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>Ice and Fire and Fury</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:season>2</itunes:season>
      <itunes:episode>3</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Mark Chrisler</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>It started off as an innocent enough idea: what if the moon was made of ice? But from there it grew. Into an alternative-science, into a grand conspiracy theory and, finally, into one of the greatest evils in history.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>It started off as an innocent enough idea: what if the moon was made of ice? But from there it grew. Into an alternative-science, into a grand conspiracy theory and, finally, into one of the greatest evils in history.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>It started off as an innocent enough idea: what if the moon was made of ice? But from there it grew. Into an alternative-science, into a grand conspiracy theory and, finally, into one of the greatest evils in history.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <itunes:duration>1350</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
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    <item>
      <title>Bitcoin, Bitcoin, BITCOIN!</title>
      <link>https://blubrry.com/the_constant/32045837/bitcoin-bitcoin-bitcoin/</link>
      <description>Would you like a serious deep-dive into the technical history of cryptocurrency? Too bad. That does sound like something we'd do, but instead we're giving you a political comedy piece by host Mark Chrisler, performed for The Paper Machete, a weekly live magazine out of our hometown, Chicago Illinois. We'll be back next week with more sober examinations of historical ephemera. For this week, give yourself a little break. You've possibly earned it.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 06 Mar 2018 09:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>Bitcoin, Bitcoin, BITCOIN!</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:season>2</itunes:season>
      <itunes:episode>2</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Mark Chrisler</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Would you like a serious deep-dive into the technical history of cryptocurrency? Too bad. That does sound like something we'd do, but instead we're giving you a political comedy piece by host Mark Chrisler, performed for The Paper Machete,</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Would you like a serious deep-dive into the technical history of cryptocurrency? Too bad. That does sound like something we'd do, but instead we're giving you a political comedy piece by host Mark Chrisler, performed for The Paper Machete, a weekly live magazine out of our hometown, Chicago Illinois. We'll be back next week with more sober examinations of historical ephemera. For this week, give yourself a little break. You've possibly earned it.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[Would you like a serious deep-dive into the technical history of cryptocurrency? Too bad. That does sound like something we'd do, but instead we're giving you a political comedy piece by host Mark Chrisler, performed for The Paper Machete, a weekly live magazine out of our hometown, Chicago Illinois. We'll be back next week with more sober examinations of historical ephemera. For this week, give yourself a little break. You've possibly earned it.<p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <itunes:duration>796</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Shipwreckless</title>
      <link>https://blubrry.com/the_constant/31759088/shipwreckless/</link>
      <description>In 1867, The Eliza set out to sea with a fresh crew, a full hold and fair weather. Yet no one expected her to ever make land again. This episode we look at why, and why, throughout the 19th century, hundreds of ships sank every year in entirely preventable circumstances. It's a story of high seas adventure, murder for profit and... a London coffee shop? It also happens to bear a more than passing resemblance to the gun debate happening in America today.
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      <pubDate>Tue, 27 Feb 2018 09:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>Shipwreckless</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:season>2</itunes:season>
      <itunes:episode>1</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Mark Chrisler</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>In 1867, The Eliza set out to sea with a fresh crew, a full hold and fair weather. Yet no one expected her to ever make land again. This episode we look at why, and why, throughout the 19th century, hundreds of ships sank every year in entirely prevent...</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>In 1867, The Eliza set out to sea with a fresh crew, a full hold and fair weather. Yet no one expected her to ever make land again. This episode we look at why, and why, throughout the 19th century, hundreds of ships sank every year in entirely preventable circumstances. It's a story of high seas adventure, murder for profit and... a London coffee shop? It also happens to bear a more than passing resemblance to the gun debate happening in America today.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
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      <itunes:duration>1770</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
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    <item>
      <title>Tidbits and Trimmings</title>
      <link>https://blubrry.com/the_constant/31396797/tidbits-and-trimmings/</link>
      <description>While we work away on season 2, here's a few extra stories related to the content from season 1 that didn't make their way into the episodes. More art hoaxes! More diligent prime number seekers! More birds on The Moon!
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 14 Feb 2018 00:37:32 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>Tidbits and Trimmings</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>bonus</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
      <itunes:episode>10</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Mark Chrisler</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>While we work away on season 2, here's a few extra stories related to the content from season 1 that didn't make their way into the episodes. More art hoaxes! More diligent prime number seekers! More birds on The Moon!</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>While we work away on season 2, here's a few extra stories related to the content from season 1 that didn't make their way into the episodes. More art hoaxes! More diligent prime number seekers! More birds on The Moon!
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>While we work away on season 2, here's a few extra stories related to the content from season 1 that didn't make their way into the episodes. More art hoaxes! More diligent prime number seekers! More birds on The Moon!</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <itunes:duration>682</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
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    <item>
      <title>Way to Go, Einstein!</title>
      <link>https://blubrry.com/the_constant/30989079/way-to-go-einstein/</link>
      <description>We could've called this show "Whoopsie!" or "Oops!" or "People Believe The Strangest Things." But instead, we called it "The Constant." On this, the season finale, we finally explain why. That means it's time to fawn about Einstein, and the thing he called "the biggest blunder of his life." It also means it's time for Mark to get a tattoo. Which... Look: let's not talk about it, okay?
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 30 Jan 2018 05:35:47 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>Way to Go, Einstein!</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
      <itunes:episode>8</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Mark Chrisler</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>We could've called this show "Whoopsie!" or "Oops!" or "People Believe The Strangest Things." But instead, we called it "The Constant." On this, the season finale, we finally explain why. That means it's time to fawn about Einstein,</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>We could've called this show "Whoopsie!" or "Oops!" or "People Believe The Strangest Things." But instead, we called it "The Constant." On this, the season finale, we finally explain why. That means it's time to fawn about Einstein, and the thing he called "the biggest blunder of his life." It also means it's time for Mark to get a tattoo. Which... Look: let's not talk about it, okay?
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[We could've called this show "Whoopsie!" or "Oops!" or "People Believe The Strangest Things." But instead, we called it "The Constant." On this, the season finale, we finally explain why. That means it's time to fawn about Einstein, and the thing he called "the biggest blunder of his life." It also means it's time for Mark to get a tattoo. Which... Look: let's not talk about it, okay?<p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <itunes:duration>1588</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
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    <item>
      <title>Fire-Proof Lizards, Vegetable Sheep and Ball-Biting Beavers</title>
      <link>https://blubrry.com/the_constant/30792643/fire-proof-lizards-vegetable-sheep-and-ball-biting-beavers/</link>
      <description>Throughout time people have twisted the most humdrum of creatures until they were fantastical, bizarre, unbelievable monsters. From a logistically unfeasible hybrid to a self-castrating quarry, we're bringing you a suite of four stupefying animal myths, and then tracing them to their surprisingly humble beginnings. Plus, do you know what's in your vanilla flavoring? Do you want to? Well, listen anyway.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 23 Jan 2018 11:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>Fire-Proof Lizards, Vegetable Sheep and Ball-Biting Beavers</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Mark Chrisler</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Throughout time people have twisted the most humdrum of creatures until they were fantastical, bizarre, unbelievable monsters. From a logistically unfeasible hybrid to a self-castrating quarry, we're bringing you a suite of four stupefying animal myths,</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Throughout time people have twisted the most humdrum of creatures until they were fantastical, bizarre, unbelievable monsters. From a logistically unfeasible hybrid to a self-castrating quarry, we're bringing you a suite of four stupefying animal myths, and then tracing them to their surprisingly humble beginnings. Plus, do you know what's in your vanilla flavoring? Do you want to? Well, listen anyway.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>Throughout time people have twisted the most humdrum of creatures until they were fantastical, bizarre, unbelievable monsters. From a logistically unfeasible hybrid to a self-castrating quarry, we're bringing you a suite of four stupefying animal myths, and then tracing them to their surprisingly humble beginnings. Plus, do you know what's in your vanilla flavoring? Do you want to? Well, listen anyway.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <itunes:duration>1466</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
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    <item>
      <title>Take None of These and Call Me In The Morning</title>
      <link>https://blubrry.com/the_constant/30604084/take-none-of-these-and-call-me-in-the-morning/</link>
      <description>This week: a whirlwind history of bad medical practices, worse medical practices and medical practices that--while still pretty awful--looked fantastic by comparison. Western medical history began with a madman who threw himself into a volcano to prove he was a god, and it only went downhill from there. For our story, we look at how one man managed to change 19th century medicine for the better, and how his discovery managed to make 20th century medicine worse.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 16 Jan 2018 11:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>Take None of These and Call Me in The Morning</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Mark Chrisler</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>This week: a whirlwind history of bad medical practices, worse medical practices and medical practices that--while still pretty awful--looked fantastic by comparison. Western medical history began with a madman who threw himself into a volcano to prove...</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>This week: a whirlwind history of bad medical practices, worse medical practices and medical practices that--while still pretty awful--looked fantastic by comparison. Western medical history began with a madman who threw himself into a volcano to prove he was a god, and it only went downhill from there. For our story, we look at how one man managed to change 19th century medicine for the better, and how his discovery managed to make 20th century medicine worse.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[This week: a whirlwind history of bad medical practices, worse medical practices and medical practices that--while still pretty awful--looked fantastic by comparison. Western medical history began with a madman who threw himself into a volcano to prove he was a god, and it only went downhill from there. For our story, we look at how one man managed to change 19th century medicine for the better, and how his discovery managed to make 20th century medicine worse.<p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <itunes:duration>1169</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
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    <item>
      <title>We're Still Here</title>
      <link>https://blubrry.com/the_constant/30391612/were-still-here/</link>
      <description>"Threatening the world with Famine, Plague and War: To Princes, Death! To Kingdoms, many Crosses; To all Estates, inevitable Losses! To Herdsmen, Rot; to Plowmen, hapless Seasons; To Sailors, Storms, To Cities, Civil Treasons!" -John Gadsbury, 1665. This week we get superstitious with comets, the great bearded stars that herald wishes made true. Or else fiery death. One or the other. For millennia mankind was panicked by these heavenly signs, not knowing what they were. And once we did find out what they were... well, then we panicked differently.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 09 Jan 2018 11:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>We're Still Here</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
      <itunes:author>Mark Chrisler</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>"Threatening the world with Famine, Plague and War: To Princes, Death! To Kingdoms, many Crosses; To all Estates, inevitable Losses! To Herdsmen, Rot; to Plowmen, hapless Seasons; To Sailors, Storms, To Cities, Civil Treasons!" -John Gadsbury, 1665.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>"Threatening the world with Famine, Plague and War: To Princes, Death! To Kingdoms, many Crosses; To all Estates, inevitable Losses! To Herdsmen, Rot; to Plowmen, hapless Seasons; To Sailors, Storms, To Cities, Civil Treasons!" -John Gadsbury, 1665. This week we get superstitious with comets, the great bearded stars that herald wishes made true. Or else fiery death. One or the other. For millennia mankind was panicked by these heavenly signs, not knowing what they were. And once we did find out what they were... well, then we panicked differently.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA["Threatening the world with Famine, Plague and War: To Princes, Death! To Kingdoms, many Crosses; To all Estates, inevitable Losses! To Herdsmen, Rot; to Plowmen, hapless Seasons; To Sailors, Storms, To Cities, Civil Treasons!" -John Gadsbury, 1665. This week we get superstitious with comets, the great bearded stars that herald wishes made true. Or else fiery death. One or the other. For millennia mankind was panicked by these heavenly signs, not knowing what they were. And once we did find out what they were... well, then we panicked differently.<p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <itunes:duration>988</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Art is Dead</title>
      <link>https://blubrry.com/the_constant/30121688/art-is-dead/</link>
      <description>You don't know this story. You don't know the killer. You don't know the victims. You don't know the artist and you don't know the artworks. But in 1998 Yugoslavia, a series of mutilated corpses shocked the public, rocked the art world and, maybe, changed politics forever. 
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 02 Jan 2018 11:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>Art is Dead</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
      <itunes:episode>4</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Mark Chrisler</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>You don't know this story. You don't know the killer. You don't know the victims. You don't know the artist and you don't know the artworks. But in 1998 Yugoslavia, a series of mutilated corpses shocked the public, rocked the art world and, maybe,</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>You don't know this story. You don't know the killer. You don't know the victims. You don't know the artist and you don't know the artworks. But in 1998 Yugoslavia, a series of mutilated corpses shocked the public, rocked the art world and, maybe, changed politics forever. 
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[You don't know this story. You don't know the killer. You don't know the victims. You don't know the artist and you don't know the artworks. But in 1998 Yugoslavia, a series of mutilated corpses shocked the public, rocked the art world and, maybe, changed politics forever. <p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <itunes:duration>1187</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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    <item>
      <title>Three Years of Sundays</title>
      <link>https://blubrry.com/the_constant/29981092/three-years-of-sundays/</link>
      <description>It's difficult to honor the spirit of the season when you're making a show about mistakes, foibles and failures, but we've done our best. This week, the most uplifting story about prime numbers you'll hear all season. Promise.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 26 Dec 2017 11:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Mark Chrisler</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>It's difficult to honor the spirit of the season when you're making a show about mistakes, foibles and failures, but we've done our best. This week, the most uplifting story about prime numbers you'll hear all season. Promise.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>It's difficult to honor the spirit of the season when you're making a show about mistakes, foibles and failures, but we've done our best. This week, the most uplifting story about prime numbers you'll hear all season. Promise.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[<p>It's difficult to honor the spirit of the season when you're making a show about mistakes, foibles and failures, but we've done our best. This week, the most uplifting story about prime numbers you'll hear all season. Promise.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <itunes:duration>645</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
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    <item>
      <title>1% Inspiration</title>
      <link>https://blubrry.com/the_constant/29801533/1-inspiration/</link>
      <description>In the 1960's, scientists discovered a new form of water, kicking off millions of dollars of research, Nobel Prize consideration and a new Cold War arms race between the USA and USSR. This episode we investigate the history of the miraculous discovery that almost changed the world, and the unbelievable story of why it didn't.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 19 Dec 2017 11:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>1% Inspiration</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:author>Mark Chrisler</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>In the 1960's, scientists discovered a new form of water, kicking off millions of dollars of research, Nobel Prize consideration and a new Cold War arms race between the USA and USSR. This episode we investigate the history of the miraculous discovery ...</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>In the 1960's, scientists discovered a new form of water, kicking off millions of dollars of research, Nobel Prize consideration and a new Cold War arms race between the USA and USSR. This episode we investigate the history of the miraculous discovery that almost changed the world, and the unbelievable story of why it didn't.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[In the 1960's, scientists discovered a new form of water, kicking off millions of dollars of research, Nobel Prize consideration and a new Cold War arms race between the USA and USSR. This episode we investigate the history of the miraculous discovery that almost changed the world, and the unbelievable story of why it didn't.<p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <itunes:duration>667</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <guid isPermaLink="false"><![CDATA[http://www.blubrry.com/the_constant/29801533/1-inspiration/]]></guid>
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    <item>
      <title>Why Do Birds Suddenly (Dis)Appear?</title>
      <link>https://theconstantpodcast.weebly.com/</link>
      <description>Have you ever wondered where birds go in the winter? Of course not. But throughout history, many people have. On this, the season premiere of The Constant, we dive into some of the incredible explanations people concocted for this seemingly obvious question, and give you the surprising story of how we eventually came to know what we do. https://theconstantpodcast.weebly.com/
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 12 Dec 2017 11:00:00 -0000</pubDate>
      <itunes:title>Why Do Birds Suddenly (Dis)Appear?</itunes:title>
      <itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
      <itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
      <itunes:episode>1</itunes:episode>
      <itunes:author>Mark Chrisler</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Have you ever wondered where birds go in the winter? Of course not. But throughout history, many people have. On this, the season premiere of The Constant, we dive into some of the incredible explanations people concocted for this seemingly obvious que...</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Have you ever wondered where birds go in the winter? Of course not. But throughout history, many people have. On this, the season premiere of The Constant, we dive into some of the incredible explanations people concocted for this seemingly obvious question, and give you the surprising story of how we eventually came to know what we do. https://theconstantpodcast.weebly.com/
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices</itunes:summary>
      <content:encoded>
        <![CDATA[Have you ever wondered where birds go in the winter? Of course not. But throughout history, many people have. On this, the season premiere of The Constant, we dive into some of the incredible explanations people concocted for this seemingly obvious question, and give you the surprising story of how we eventually came to know what we do. https://theconstantpodcast.weebly.com/<p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>]]>
      </content:encoded>
      <itunes:duration>1128</itunes:duration>
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