Daily Fail https://www.spreaker.com/show/daily-fail en Copyright Maura Currie and Kristen Meinzer A weekly podcast about the worst of the tabloids - from Page Sucks to Hell No to the very rag that inspires the name of our show. Hosted by journalist Maura Currie and culture critic Kristen Meinzer. https://megaphone.imgix.net/podcasts/ec8b0e28-42dc-11ef-a4bd-f3baf0ab5ea8/image/1f4283788f4b3d5fd726be98e0e7c639.jpg?ixlib=rails-4.3.1&max-w=3000&max-h=3000&fit=crop&auto=format,compress Daily Fail https://www.spreaker.com/show/daily-fail no episodic A weekly podcast about the world's worst daily paper. Hosted by journalist Maura Currie and culture critic Kristen Meinzer. Kristen Meinzer A weekly podcast about the worst of the tabloids - from Page Sucks to Hell No to the very rag that inspires the name of our show. Hosted by journalist Maura Currie and culture critic Kristen Meinzer. A weekly podcast about the worst of the tabloids - from Page Sucks to Hell No to the very rag that inspires the name of our show. Hosted by journalist Maura Currie and culture critic Kristen Meinzer.

]]> Kristen Meinzer AI Has A New Worst Enemy: The Heroic, Honest Tabloids Plus, a very important announcement at the end of the episode. This week:  Travis Kelce reveals a thing that bugs him a little but that’s not actually about Taylor Swift Meghan Markle DIDN’T PERSONALLY MAKE THIS JAM   The Fail hates stealing, and dishonesty, which is funny, because…  Find your hosts on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them. You can also find Kristen at kristenmeinzer.com and at Patreon.com/ListenToByTheBook. Join us on Patreon for articles and photos at the $5 level (“Gutter”), and all of that plus an extra episode each week at the $10 level (“Tampongate”)! We’d love to have you, and your support <3  And if you like our show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen.  Maura has a new hobby and now has to say: none of her comments should be construed as professional or legal advice, and her opinions do not reflect those of any institutions with which she’s affiliated.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Fri, 04 Jul 2025 00:00:00 -0000 full Kristen Meinzer Plus, a very important announcement at the end of the episode. This week:  Travis Kelce reveals a thing that bugs him a little but that’s not actually about Taylor Swift Meghan Markle DIDN’T PERSONALLY MAKE THIS JAM   The Fail hates stealing, and dishonesty, which is funny, because…  Find your hosts on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them. You can also find Kristen at kristenmeinzer.com and at Patreon.com/ListenToByTheBook. Join us on Patreon for articles and photos at the $5 level (“Gutter”), and all of that plus an extra episode each week at the $10 level (“Tampongate”)! We’d love to have you, and your support <3  And if you like our show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen.  Maura has a new hobby and now has to say: none of her comments should be construed as professional or legal advice, and her opinions do not reflect those of any institutions with which she’s affiliated.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Plus, a very important announcement at the end of the episode.

This week: 

  • Travis Kelce reveals a thing that bugs him a little but that’s not actually about Taylor Swift

  • Meghan Markle DIDN’T PERSONALLY MAKE THIS JAM  

  • The Fail hates stealing, and dishonesty, which is funny, because… 

Find your hosts on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them. You can also find Kristen at kristenmeinzer.com and at Patreon.com/ListenToByTheBook.

Join us on Patreon for articles and photos at the $5 level (“Gutter”), and all of that plus an extra episode each week at the $10 level (“Tampongate”)! We’d love to have you, and your support <3 

And if you like our show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen. 

Maura has a new hobby and now has to say: none of her comments should be construed as professional or legal advice, and her opinions do not reflect those of any institutions with which she’s affiliated. 


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]]> 2876 Zohran Mamdami’s TERRIFYING Goal To Make NYC Livable Hot fail summer. This week:   Taylor Swift humbles, embarrasses, mortifies an influencer for not wanting her weird card game New York City is about to be a scary communist wonderland :(  Jonathan Bailey defends kissing Scarlett Johansson, Scarlett also there Find your hosts on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them. Join us on Patreon for articles and photos at the $5 level (“Gutter”), and all of that plus an extra episode each week at the $10 level (“Tampongate”)! We’d love to have you, and your support <3    And if you like our show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen.  Maura has a new hobby and now has to say: none of her comments should be construed as professional or legal advice, and her opinions do not reflect those of any institutions with which she’s affiliated.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Fri, 27 Jun 2025 00:00:00 -0000 full Kristen Meinzer Hot fail summer. This week:   Taylor Swift humbles, embarrasses, mortifies an influencer for not wanting her weird card game New York City is about to be a scary communist wonderland :(  Jonathan Bailey defends kissing Scarlett Johansson, Scarlett also there Find your hosts on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them. Join us on Patreon for articles and photos at the $5 level (“Gutter”), and all of that plus an extra episode each week at the $10 level (“Tampongate”)! We’d love to have you, and your support <3    And if you like our show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen.  Maura has a new hobby and now has to say: none of her comments should be construed as professional or legal advice, and her opinions do not reflect those of any institutions with which she’s affiliated.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hot fail summer.

This week:  

  • Taylor Swift humbles, embarrasses, mortifies an influencer for not wanting her weird card game

  • New York City is about to be a scary communist wonderland :( 

  • Jonathan Bailey defends kissing Scarlett Johansson, Scarlett also there

Find your hosts on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them.

Join us on Patreon for articles and photos at the $5 level (“Gutter”), and all of that plus an extra episode each week at the $10 level (“Tampongate”)! We’d love to have you, and your support <3 

 

And if you like our show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen. 

Maura has a new hobby and now has to say: none of her comments should be construed as professional or legal advice, and her opinions do not reflect those of any institutions with which she’s affiliated. 


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]]> 2459 Summer Special: A Deep Dive into Tabloid Creep Hilaria Baldwin While we're on our summer break, we're treating you to some very special episodes! Today, it's an episode of What A Creep, all about Hilaria Baldwin, guest hosted by Kristen. If you like what you hear, be sure to subscribe to What A Creep here: https://pod.link/1460298336 Find your hosts on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them. Join us on Patreon for articles and photos at the $5 level (“Gutter”), and all of that plus an extra episode each week at the $10 level (“Tampongate”)! We’d love to have you, and your support <3  And if you like our show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen.  Maura has a new hobby and now has to say: none of her comments should be construed as professional or legal advice, and her opinions do not reflect those of any institutions with which she’s affiliated.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Fri, 20 Jun 2025 00:00:00 -0000 full Kristen Meinzer While we're on our summer break, we're treating you to some very special episodes! Today, it's an episode of What A Creep, all about Hilaria Baldwin, guest hosted by Kristen. If you like what you hear, be sure to subscribe to What A Creep here: https://pod.link/1460298336 Find your hosts on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them. Join us on Patreon for articles and photos at the $5 level (“Gutter”), and all of that plus an extra episode each week at the $10 level (“Tampongate”)! We’d love to have you, and your support <3  And if you like our show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen.  Maura has a new hobby and now has to say: none of her comments should be construed as professional or legal advice, and her opinions do not reflect those of any institutions with which she’s affiliated.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices While we're on our summer break, we're treating you to some very special episodes! Today, it's an episode of What A Creep, all about Hilaria Baldwin, guest hosted by Kristen. If you like what you hear, be sure to subscribe to What A Creep here: https://pod.link/1460298336

Find your hosts on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them.

Join us on Patreon for articles and photos at the $5 level (“Gutter”), and all of that plus an extra episode each week at the $10 level (“Tampongate”)! We’d love to have you, and your support <3 

And if you like our show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen. 

Maura has a new hobby and now has to say: none of her comments should be construed as professional or legal advice, and her opinions do not reflect those of any institutions with which she’s affiliated. 

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]]> 2777 Summer Special: Your Brain on News While we're on our summer break, we're treating you to some very special episodes! Today, it's an episode of one of Kristen's other show Health Matters, all about what news consumption does to our brains. If you like what you hear, be sure to subscribe to Mayo Clinic Health Matters here: https://mcpress.mayoclinic.org/podcasts/health-matters/ Find your hosts on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them. Join us on Patreon for articles and photos at the $5 level (“Gutter”), and all of that plus an extra episode each week at the $10 level (“Tampongate”)! We’d love to have you, and your support <3  And if you like our show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen.  Maura has a new hobby and now has to say: none of her comments should be construed as professional or legal advice, and her opinions do not reflect those of any institutions with which she’s affiliated.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Fri, 13 Jun 2025 00:00:00 -0000 full Kristen Meinzer While we're on our summer break, we're treating you to some very special episodes! Today, it's an episode of one of Kristen's other show Health Matters, all about what news consumption does to our brains. If you like what you hear, be sure to subscribe to Mayo Clinic Health Matters here: https://mcpress.mayoclinic.org/podcasts/health-matters/ Find your hosts on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them. Join us on Patreon for articles and photos at the $5 level (“Gutter”), and all of that plus an extra episode each week at the $10 level (“Tampongate”)! We’d love to have you, and your support <3  And if you like our show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen.  Maura has a new hobby and now has to say: none of her comments should be construed as professional or legal advice, and her opinions do not reflect those of any institutions with which she’s affiliated.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices While we're on our summer break, we're treating you to some very special episodes! Today, it's an episode of one of Kristen's other show Health Matters, all about what news consumption does to our brains. If you like what you hear, be sure to subscribe to Mayo Clinic Health Matters here: https://mcpress.mayoclinic.org/podcasts/health-matters/

Find your hosts on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them.

Join us on Patreon for articles and photos at the $5 level (“Gutter”), and all of that plus an extra episode each week at the $10 level (“Tampongate”)! We’d love to have you, and your support <3 

And if you like our show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen. 

Maura has a new hobby and now has to say: none of her comments should be construed as professional or legal advice, and her opinions do not reflect those of any institutions with which she’s affiliated. 

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]]> 2552 Meghan Markle’s Cringe Pregnancy Dance Means She’s Evil :( You’re our beautiful fail babies <3    This week:  Taylor Swift walks in front of a car, everyone suspects pregnancy  Meghan and Harry celebrate Lilibet’s fourth birthday with some cringe, and some controversy   Armie Hammer, former alleged cannibal and current family man  Find your hosts on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them. Join us on Patreon for articles and photos at the $5 level (“Gutter”), and all of that plus an extra episode each week at the $10 level (“Tampongate”)! We’d love to have you, and your support <3    And if you like our show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen.  Maura has a new hobby and now has to say: none of her comments should be construed as professional or legal advice, and her opinions do not reflect those of any institutions with which she’s affiliated.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Fri, 06 Jun 2025 00:00:00 -0000 full Kristen Meinzer You’re our beautiful fail babies <3    This week:  Taylor Swift walks in front of a car, everyone suspects pregnancy  Meghan and Harry celebrate Lilibet’s fourth birthday with some cringe, and some controversy   Armie Hammer, former alleged cannibal and current family man  Find your hosts on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them. Join us on Patreon for articles and photos at the $5 level (“Gutter”), and all of that plus an extra episode each week at the $10 level (“Tampongate”)! We’d love to have you, and your support <3    And if you like our show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen.  Maura has a new hobby and now has to say: none of her comments should be construed as professional or legal advice, and her opinions do not reflect those of any institutions with which she’s affiliated.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices You’re our beautiful fail babies <3 

 

This week: 

  • Taylor Swift walks in front of a car, everyone suspects pregnancy 

  • Meghan and Harry celebrate Lilibet’s fourth birthday with some cringe, and some controversy  

  • Armie Hammer, former alleged cannibal and current family man 

Find your hosts on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them.

Join us on Patreon for articles and photos at the $5 level (“Gutter”), and all of that plus an extra episode each week at the $10 level (“Tampongate”)! We’d love to have you, and your support <3 

 

And if you like our show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen. 

Maura has a new hobby and now has to say: none of her comments should be construed as professional or legal advice, and her opinions do not reflect those of any institutions with which she’s affiliated. 


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]]> 2464 Hugh Jackman Didn’t Sleep With Me Personally. GAY! Outing people is always, always a fail.  This week:   A weirdly dark commencement speech targets the president (it doesn’t)  Michelle Obama makes a joke about vaccines causing autism (she doesn’t)  A writer muses on why society should let men be a little gay, as a treat   Find your hosts on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them. Join us on Patreon for articles and photos at the $5 level (“Gutter”), and all of that plus an extra episode each week at the $10 level (“Tampongate”)! We’d love to have you, and your support <3    And if you like our show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen.  Maura has a new hobby and now has to say: none of her comments should be construed as professional or legal advice, and her opinions do not reflect those of any institutions with which she’s affiliated.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Fri, 30 May 2025 00:00:00 -0000 full Kristen Meinzer Outing people is always, always a fail.  This week:   A weirdly dark commencement speech targets the president (it doesn’t)  Michelle Obama makes a joke about vaccines causing autism (she doesn’t)  A writer muses on why society should let men be a little gay, as a treat   Find your hosts on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them. Join us on Patreon for articles and photos at the $5 level (“Gutter”), and all of that plus an extra episode each week at the $10 level (“Tampongate”)! We’d love to have you, and your support <3    And if you like our show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen.  Maura has a new hobby and now has to say: none of her comments should be construed as professional or legal advice, and her opinions do not reflect those of any institutions with which she’s affiliated.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Outing people is always, always a fail. 

This week:  

  • A weirdly dark commencement speech targets the president (it doesn’t) 

  • Michelle Obama makes a joke about vaccines causing autism (she doesn’t) 

  • A writer muses on why society should let men be a little gay, as a treat  

Find your hosts on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them.

Join us on Patreon for articles and photos at the $5 level (“Gutter”), and all of that plus an extra episode each week at the $10 level (“Tampongate”)! We’d love to have you, and your support <3 

 

And if you like our show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen. 

Maura has a new hobby and now has to say: none of her comments should be construed as professional or legal advice, and her opinions do not reflect those of any institutions with which she’s affiliated. 


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]]> 2502 Blair Witch Actress Does Something REALLY Scary: Marking Property Lines The fail’s in the details.    This week:  The creepiest thing in the woods is a disputed property line The mean strong women sticking their CLAWS in your son :(  The foods that the fail admits don’t cause autism, but WHAT IF Find your hosts on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them. Join us on Patreon for articles and photos at the $5 level (“Gutter”), and all of that plus an extra episode each week at the $10 level (“Tampongate”)! We’d love to have you, and your support <3    And if you like our show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen.  Maura has a new hobby and now has to say: none of her comments should be construed as professional or legal advice, and her opinions do not reflect those of any institutions with which she’s affiliated. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Fri, 23 May 2025 00:00:00 -0000 full Kristen Meinzer The fail’s in the details.    This week:  The creepiest thing in the woods is a disputed property line The mean strong women sticking their CLAWS in your son :(  The foods that the fail admits don’t cause autism, but WHAT IF Find your hosts on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them. Join us on Patreon for articles and photos at the $5 level (“Gutter”), and all of that plus an extra episode each week at the $10 level (“Tampongate”)! We’d love to have you, and your support <3    And if you like our show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen.  Maura has a new hobby and now has to say: none of her comments should be construed as professional or legal advice, and her opinions do not reflect those of any institutions with which she’s affiliated. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices The fail’s in the details. 

 

This week: 

  • The creepiest thing in the woods is a disputed property line

  • The mean strong women sticking their CLAWS in your son :( 

  • The foods that the fail admits don’t cause autism, but WHAT IF

Find your hosts on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them.

Join us on Patreon for articles and photos at the $5 level (“Gutter”), and all of that plus an extra episode each week at the $10 level (“Tampongate”)! We’d love to have you, and your support <3 

 

And if you like our show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen. 

Maura has a new hobby and now has to say: none of her comments should be construed as professional or legal advice, and her opinions do not reflect those of any institutions with which she’s affiliated.


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]]> 2240 The Pope Hasn’t Apologized To Donald Trump Yet :( You are all direct reports to us in the pyramid scheme of fails. This week:   Brooklyn Beckham is letting a woman tear his family apart, per usu It’s just a little funny how the Pope hasn’t acknowledged President Trump’s peacemaking  The one quick way to make slightly less money than your son: a pyramid scheme!   Find your hosts on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them. Join us on Patreon for articles and photos at the $5 level (“Gutter”), and all of that plus an extra episode each week at the $10 level (“Tampongate”)! We’d love to have you, and your support <3    And if you like our show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen.  Maura has a new hobby and now has to say: none of her comments should be construed as professional or legal advice, and her opinions do not reflect those of any institutions with which she’s affiliated. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Fri, 16 May 2025 04:00:00 -0000 full Kristen Meinzer You are all direct reports to us in the pyramid scheme of fails. This week:   Brooklyn Beckham is letting a woman tear his family apart, per usu It’s just a little funny how the Pope hasn’t acknowledged President Trump’s peacemaking  The one quick way to make slightly less money than your son: a pyramid scheme!   Find your hosts on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them. Join us on Patreon for articles and photos at the $5 level (“Gutter”), and all of that plus an extra episode each week at the $10 level (“Tampongate”)! We’d love to have you, and your support <3    And if you like our show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen.  Maura has a new hobby and now has to say: none of her comments should be construed as professional or legal advice, and her opinions do not reflect those of any institutions with which she’s affiliated. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices You are all direct reports to us in the pyramid scheme of fails.

This week:  

  • Brooklyn Beckham is letting a woman tear his family apart, per usu

  • It’s just a little funny how the Pope hasn’t acknowledged President Trump’s peacemaking 

  • The one quick way to make slightly less money than your son: a pyramid scheme!  

Find your hosts on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them.

Join us on Patreon for articles and photos at the $5 level (“Gutter”), and all of that plus an extra episode each week at the $10 level (“Tampongate”)! We’d love to have you, and your support <3 

 

And if you like our show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen. 

Maura has a new hobby and now has to say: none of her comments should be construed as professional or legal advice, and her opinions do not reflect those of any institutions with which she’s affiliated.


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]]> 2425 Reopening Alcatraz: A Serious And Completely Reasonable/Normal Proposal Apologies, and love, to our friends who were born in Florida. We hope your midwife was an alligator. This week:  Libs freak out over a completely unserious proposal involving Alcatraz Prince Harry’s body language makes it seem like he means what he’s saying Broke dudes are a disease Find your hosts on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them. Join us on Patreon for articles and photos at the $5 level (“Gutter”), and all of that plus an extra episode each week at the $10 level (“Tampongate”)! We’d love to have you, and your support <3  And if you like our show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen.  Maura has a new hobby and now has to say: none of her comments should be construed as professional or legal advice, and her opinions do not reflect those of any institutions with which she’s affiliated. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Fri, 09 May 2025 00:00:00 -0000 full Kristen Meinzer Apologies, and love, to our friends who were born in Florida. We hope your midwife was an alligator. This week:  Libs freak out over a completely unserious proposal involving Alcatraz Prince Harry’s body language makes it seem like he means what he’s saying Broke dudes are a disease Find your hosts on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them. Join us on Patreon for articles and photos at the $5 level (“Gutter”), and all of that plus an extra episode each week at the $10 level (“Tampongate”)! We’d love to have you, and your support <3  And if you like our show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen.  Maura has a new hobby and now has to say: none of her comments should be construed as professional or legal advice, and her opinions do not reflect those of any institutions with which she’s affiliated. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Apologies, and love, to our friends who were born in Florida. We hope your midwife was an alligator.

This week: 

  • Libs freak out over a completely unserious proposal involving Alcatraz

  • Prince Harry’s body language makes it seem like he means what he’s saying

  • Broke dudes are a disease

Find your hosts on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them.

Join us on Patreon for articles and photos at the $5 level (“Gutter”), and all of that plus an extra episode each week at the $10 level (“Tampongate”)! We’d love to have you, and your support <3 

And if you like our show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen. 

Maura has a new hobby and now has to say: none of her comments should be construed as professional or legal advice, and her opinions do not reflect those of any institutions with which she’s affiliated.


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]]> 2322 Jeff Bezos Declares War On America (Nope) We recorded this on Tuesday so Maura could go on a fail-free vacation. Facts aren’t real anymore anyway. This week:   The Fail attacks a woman who is now dead for the crime of having been human   Amazon is at war with America, except actually nothing is happening  Meghan Markle insults the Royal Family by being happy  Find your hosts on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them. Join us on Patreon for articles and photos at the $5 level (“Gutter”), and all of that plus an extra episode each week at the $10 level (“Tampongate”)! We’d love to have you, and your support <3  And if you like our show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen.  Maura has a new hobby and now has to say: none of her comments should be construed as professional or legal advice, and her opinions do not reflect those of any institutions with which she’s affiliated.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Fri, 02 May 2025 00:00:00 -0000 full Kristen Meinzer We recorded this on Tuesday so Maura could go on a fail-free vacation. Facts aren’t real anymore anyway. This week:   The Fail attacks a woman who is now dead for the crime of having been human   Amazon is at war with America, except actually nothing is happening  Meghan Markle insults the Royal Family by being happy  Find your hosts on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them. Join us on Patreon for articles and photos at the $5 level (“Gutter”), and all of that plus an extra episode each week at the $10 level (“Tampongate”)! We’d love to have you, and your support <3  And if you like our show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen.  Maura has a new hobby and now has to say: none of her comments should be construed as professional or legal advice, and her opinions do not reflect those of any institutions with which she’s affiliated.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices We recorded this on Tuesday so Maura could go on a fail-free vacation. Facts aren’t real anymore anyway.

This week:  

  • The Fail attacks a woman who is now dead for the crime of having been human  

  • Amazon is at war with America, except actually nothing is happening 

  • Meghan Markle insults the Royal Family by being happy 

Find your hosts on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them.

Join us on Patreon for articles and photos at the $5 level (“Gutter”), and all of that plus an extra episode each week at the $10 level (“Tampongate”)! We’d love to have you, and your support <3 

And if you like our show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen. 

Maura has a new hobby and now has to say: none of her comments should be construed as professional or legal advice, and her opinions do not reflect those of any institutions with which she’s affiliated. 


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]]> 2255 Uncle Sam Wants YOU To Be Fertilized Stars, stripes, fertility rates, and fails.   This week:  We need babies! Now! Not in a weird way! Everyone is so mean to JK Rowling, a mean person  Las Vegas is scary and the hills have eyes :(  Find your hosts on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them. Join us on Patreon for articles and photos at the $5 level (“Gutter”), and all of that plus an extra episode each week at the $10 level (“Tampongate”)! We’d love to have you, and your support <3    And if you like our show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen.  Maura has a new hobby and now has to say: none of her comments should be construed as professional or legal advice, and her opinions do not reflect those of any institutions with which she’s affiliated. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Fri, 25 Apr 2025 04:00:00 -0000 full Kristen Meinzer Stars, stripes, fertility rates, and fails.   This week:  We need babies! Now! Not in a weird way! Everyone is so mean to JK Rowling, a mean person  Las Vegas is scary and the hills have eyes :(  Find your hosts on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them. Join us on Patreon for articles and photos at the $5 level (“Gutter”), and all of that plus an extra episode each week at the $10 level (“Tampongate”)! We’d love to have you, and your support <3    And if you like our show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen.  Maura has a new hobby and now has to say: none of her comments should be construed as professional or legal advice, and her opinions do not reflect those of any institutions with which she’s affiliated. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Stars, stripes, fertility rates, and fails.

 

This week: 

  • We need babies! Now! Not in a weird way!
  • Everyone is so mean to JK Rowling, a mean person 
  • Las Vegas is scary and the hills have eyes :( 


Find your hosts on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them.


Join us on Patreon for articles and photos at the $5 level (“Gutter”), and all of that plus an extra episode each week at the $10 level (“Tampongate”)! We’d love to have you, and your support <3 

 

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Maura has a new hobby and now has to say: none of her comments should be construed as professional or legal advice, and her opinions do not reflect those of any institutions with which she’s affiliated.


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]]> 2479 GIRLBOSS SPACE TRIP!!! We’re putting the ass back in astronaut, folks. This week:    Gayle King and Lauren Sanchez clap back at the people who are making excellent points about how stupid this was  Katy Perry’s makeup really stuck in place for 10 whole minutes  Aimee Lou Wood cried and won’t tell us why :(  Find your hosts on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them. Join us on Patreon for articles and photos at the $5 level (“Gutter”), and all of that plus an extra episode each week at the $10 level (“Tampongate”)! We’d love to have you, and your support <3    And if you like our show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen.  Maura has a new hobby and now has to say: none of her comments should be construed as professional or legal advice, and her opinions do not reflect those of any institutions with which she’s affiliated. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Fri, 18 Apr 2025 00:00:00 -0000 full Kristen Meinzer We’re putting the ass back in astronaut, folks. This week:    Gayle King and Lauren Sanchez clap back at the people who are making excellent points about how stupid this was  Katy Perry’s makeup really stuck in place for 10 whole minutes  Aimee Lou Wood cried and won’t tell us why :(  Find your hosts on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them. Join us on Patreon for articles and photos at the $5 level (“Gutter”), and all of that plus an extra episode each week at the $10 level (“Tampongate”)! We’d love to have you, and your support <3    And if you like our show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen.  Maura has a new hobby and now has to say: none of her comments should be construed as professional or legal advice, and her opinions do not reflect those of any institutions with which she’s affiliated. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices We’re putting the ass back in astronaut, folks.


This week:  

  •  Gayle King and Lauren Sanchez clap back at the people who are making excellent points about how stupid this was
  •  Katy Perry’s makeup really stuck in place for 10 whole minutes
  •  Aimee Lou Wood cried and won’t tell us why :( 


Find your hosts on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them.


Join us on Patreon for articles and photos at the $5 level (“Gutter”), and all of that plus an extra episode each week at the $10 level (“Tampongate”)! We’d love to have you, and your support <3 

 

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Maura has a new hobby and now has to say: none of her comments should be construed as professional or legal advice, and her opinions do not reflect those of any institutions with which she’s affiliated.



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]]> 2216 Meghan McCain Victimized By The White Lotus This week:   Anderson Cooper got BRUTALLY WOKED  Carrie Coon is actively mean to Meghan McCain and also Marvel  THERE ARE NO DIRE WOLVES!!!!!!!!!!  Bonus story: Maura’s Election Day reporting for Slate is finally out in the world. Give it a listen! Find your hosts on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them. Join us on Patreon for articles and photos at the $5 level (“Gutter”), and all of that plus an extra episode each week at the $10 level (“Tampongate”)! We’d love to have you, and your support <3    And if you like our show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen.  Maura has a new hobby and now has to say: none of her comments should be construed as professional or legal advice, and her opinions do not reflect those of any institutions with which she’s affiliated.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Fri, 11 Apr 2025 00:00:00 -0000 full Kristen Meinzer This week:   Anderson Cooper got BRUTALLY WOKED  Carrie Coon is actively mean to Meghan McCain and also Marvel  THERE ARE NO DIRE WOLVES!!!!!!!!!!  Bonus story: Maura’s Election Day reporting for Slate is finally out in the world. Give it a listen! Find your hosts on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them. Join us on Patreon for articles and photos at the $5 level (“Gutter”), and all of that plus an extra episode each week at the $10 level (“Tampongate”)! We’d love to have you, and your support <3    And if you like our show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen.  Maura has a new hobby and now has to say: none of her comments should be construed as professional or legal advice, and her opinions do not reflect those of any institutions with which she’s affiliated.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices This week: 

  •  Anderson Cooper got BRUTALLY WOKED
  •  Carrie Coon is actively mean to Meghan McCain and also Marvel
  •  THERE ARE NO DIRE WOLVES!!!!!!!!!! 


Bonus story: Maura’s Election Day reporting for Slate is finally out in the world. Give it a listen!


Find your hosts on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them.


Join us on Patreon for articles and photos at the $5 level (“Gutter”), and all of that plus an extra episode each week at the $10 level (“Tampongate”)! We’d love to have you, and your support <3 

 

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Maura has a new hobby and now has to say: none of her comments should be construed as professional or legal advice, and her opinions do not reflect those of any institutions with which she’s affiliated. 

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]]> 2275 HORRIFYING: Meghan Markle’s Evil Jam Scam LOWER THE COST OF JAM, YOU COWARDS This week:   The jam heard ‘round the world sold out immediately. Bad?  The little Constitutional loophole that’s not illegal or disingenuous if you believe in yourself  Doing murder is really about the friends you make along the way  Find your hosts on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them. Join us on Patreon for articles and photos at the $5 level (“Gutter”), and all of that plus an extra episode each week at the $10 level (“Tampongate”)! We’d love to have you, and your support <3    And if you like our show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen.  Maura has a new hobby and now has to say: none of her comments should be construed as professional or legal advice, and her opinions do not reflect those of any institutions with which she’s affiliated.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Fri, 04 Apr 2025 00:00:00 -0000 full Kristen Meinzer LOWER THE COST OF JAM, YOU COWARDS This week:   The jam heard ‘round the world sold out immediately. Bad?  The little Constitutional loophole that’s not illegal or disingenuous if you believe in yourself  Doing murder is really about the friends you make along the way  Find your hosts on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them. Join us on Patreon for articles and photos at the $5 level (“Gutter”), and all of that plus an extra episode each week at the $10 level (“Tampongate”)! We’d love to have you, and your support <3    And if you like our show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen.  Maura has a new hobby and now has to say: none of her comments should be construed as professional or legal advice, and her opinions do not reflect those of any institutions with which she’s affiliated.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices LOWER THE COST OF JAM, YOU COWARDS


This week:  

  • The jam heard ‘round the world sold out immediately. Bad? 
  • The little Constitutional loophole that’s not illegal or disingenuous if you believe in yourself 
  • Doing murder is really about the friends you make along the way 


Find your hosts on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them.


Join us on Patreon for articles and photos at the $5 level (“Gutter”), and all of that plus an extra episode each week at the $10 level (“Tampongate”)! We’d love to have you, and your support <3 

 

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Maura has a new hobby and now has to say: none of her comments should be construed as professional or legal advice, and her opinions do not reflect those of any institutions with which she’s affiliated. 


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]]> 2376 The Fail Chooses Trump In The DOGE Divorce This week:  DOGE flops and the Fail admits it  Gwyneth Paltrow’s fake beef with Meghan Markle RFK Jr. is taking your Skittles (not)  Find your hosts on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them. Join us on Patreon for articles and photos at the $5 level (“Gutter”), and all of that plus an extra episode each week at the $10 level (“Tampongate”)! We’d love to have you, and your support <3    And if you like our show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen.  Maura has a new hobby and now has to say: none of her comments should be construed as professional or legal advice, and her opinions do not reflect those of any institutions with which she’s affiliated.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Fri, 28 Mar 2025 04:00:00 -0000 full Kristen Meinzer This week:  DOGE flops and the Fail admits it  Gwyneth Paltrow’s fake beef with Meghan Markle RFK Jr. is taking your Skittles (not)  Find your hosts on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them. Join us on Patreon for articles and photos at the $5 level (“Gutter”), and all of that plus an extra episode each week at the $10 level (“Tampongate”)! We’d love to have you, and your support <3    And if you like our show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen.  Maura has a new hobby and now has to say: none of her comments should be construed as professional or legal advice, and her opinions do not reflect those of any institutions with which she’s affiliated.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices This week: 

  • DOGE flops and the Fail admits it 
  • Gwyneth Paltrow’s fake beef with Meghan Markle
  • RFK Jr. is taking your Skittles (not) 


Find your hosts on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them.


Join us on Patreon for articles and photos at the $5 level (“Gutter”), and all of that plus an extra episode each week at the $10 level (“Tampongate”)! We’d love to have you, and your support <3 

 

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Maura has a new hobby and now has to say: none of her comments should be construed as professional or legal advice, and her opinions do not reflect those of any institutions with which she’s affiliated. 



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]]> 2363 Meghan Markle’s Big Waffle Lie Fail o’ the Irish?   This week:   Meghan Markle’s haters point out a very minor detail about very festive waffles  The astronauts “stranded” in space are home and not fighting secret health battles Gene Hackman chose Alzheimer’s and you can too Find your hosts on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them. Join us on Patreon for articles and photos at the $5 level (“Gutter”), and all of that plus an extra episode each week at the $10 level (“Tampongate”)! We’d love to have you, and your support <3    And if you like our show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen.  Maura has a new hobby and now has to say: none of her comments should be construed as professional or legal advice, and her opinions do not reflect those of any institutions with which she’s affiliated. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Fri, 21 Mar 2025 04:00:00 -0000 full Kristen Meinzer Fail o’ the Irish?   This week:   Meghan Markle’s haters point out a very minor detail about very festive waffles  The astronauts “stranded” in space are home and not fighting secret health battles Gene Hackman chose Alzheimer’s and you can too Find your hosts on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them. Join us on Patreon for articles and photos at the $5 level (“Gutter”), and all of that plus an extra episode each week at the $10 level (“Tampongate”)! We’d love to have you, and your support <3    And if you like our show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen.  Maura has a new hobby and now has to say: none of her comments should be construed as professional or legal advice, and her opinions do not reflect those of any institutions with which she’s affiliated. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Fail o’ the Irish?

 

This week:  

  • Meghan Markle’s haters point out a very minor detail about very festive waffles 
  • The astronauts “stranded” in space are home and not fighting secret health battles
  • Gene Hackman chose Alzheimer’s and you can too


Find your hosts on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them.


Join us on Patreon for articles and photos at the $5 level (“Gutter”), and all of that plus an extra episode each week at the $10 level (“Tampongate”)! We’d love to have you, and your support <3 

 

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]]> 2447 YUM: Jackie Kennedy’s Daily Endangered Caviar Potato We love fails and potato skins. Fight us about it. This week:  DOGE is not, in fact, giving us thousands of dollars  Your dentist knows about your sex life and hates you for it Jackie Kennedy’s bonkers diet is not #goals Find your hosts on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them. Join us on Patreon for articles and photos at the $5 level (“Gutter”), and all of that plus an extra episode each week at the $10 level (“Tampongate”)! We’d love to have you, and your support <3    And if you like our show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen.  Maura has a new hobby and now has to say: none of her comments should be construed as professional or legal advice, and her opinions do not reflect those of any institutions with which she’s affiliated.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Fri, 14 Mar 2025 04:00:00 -0000 full Kristen Meinzer We love fails and potato skins. Fight us about it. This week:  DOGE is not, in fact, giving us thousands of dollars  Your dentist knows about your sex life and hates you for it Jackie Kennedy’s bonkers diet is not #goals Find your hosts on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them. Join us on Patreon for articles and photos at the $5 level (“Gutter”), and all of that plus an extra episode each week at the $10 level (“Tampongate”)! We’d love to have you, and your support <3    And if you like our show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen.  Maura has a new hobby and now has to say: none of her comments should be construed as professional or legal advice, and her opinions do not reflect those of any institutions with which she’s affiliated.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices We love fails and potato skins. Fight us about it.


This week: 

  • DOGE is not, in fact, giving us thousands of dollars 
  • Your dentist knows about your sex life and hates you for it
  • Jackie Kennedy’s bonkers diet is not #goals


Find your hosts on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them.


Join us on Patreon for articles and photos at the $5 level (“Gutter”), and all of that plus an extra episode each week at the $10 level (“Tampongate”)! We’d love to have you, and your support <3 

 

And if you like our show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen. 


Maura has a new hobby and now has to say: none of her comments should be construed as professional or legal advice, and her opinions do not reflect those of any institutions with which she’s affiliated. 



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]]> 2231 Meghan Markle’s Netflix Show: Harmless Eye Candy Or Heathenous Soul Killer? Guess you could say Meghan has gotten herself in quite the jam.   This week:   The cinematic Luigi sex tapes are out there (maybe) A beat-for-beat hypothetical scenario of how a nuclear holocaust would definitely happen  With loathe, Meghan    Find your hosts on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them. Join us on Patreon for articles and photos at the $5 level (“Gutter”), and all of that plus an extra episode each week at the $10 level (“Tampongate”)! We’d love to have you, and your support <3    And if you like our show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen.  Maura has a new hobby and now has to say: none of her comments should be construed as professional or legal advice, and her opinions do not reflect those of any institutions with which she’s affiliated.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Fri, 07 Mar 2025 05:00:00 -0000 full Kristen Meinzer Guess you could say Meghan has gotten herself in quite the jam.   This week:   The cinematic Luigi sex tapes are out there (maybe) A beat-for-beat hypothetical scenario of how a nuclear holocaust would definitely happen  With loathe, Meghan    Find your hosts on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them. Join us on Patreon for articles and photos at the $5 level (“Gutter”), and all of that plus an extra episode each week at the $10 level (“Tampongate”)! We’d love to have you, and your support <3    And if you like our show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen.  Maura has a new hobby and now has to say: none of her comments should be construed as professional or legal advice, and her opinions do not reflect those of any institutions with which she’s affiliated.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Guess you could say Meghan has gotten herself in quite the jam.

 

This week:  

  • The cinematic Luigi sex tapes are out there (maybe)
  • A beat-for-beat hypothetical scenario of how a nuclear holocaust would definitely happen 
  • With loathe, Meghan   


Find your hosts on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them.


Join us on Patreon for articles and photos at the $5 level (“Gutter”), and all of that plus an extra episode each week at the $10 level (“Tampongate”)! We’d love to have you, and your support <3 

 

And if you like our show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen. 


Maura has a new hobby and now has to say: none of her comments should be construed as professional or legal advice, and her opinions do not reflect those of any institutions with which she’s affiliated. 


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]]> 2765 Elon Musk, An Adult Man, Got Baby Trapped :( Fail to the king. This week:  An absolutely grisly account of Gene Hackman’s home, like 20 minutes after his death was announced Elon Musk is just a little guy who can’t help but impregnate people he meets online Honestly, we pray that Nostradamus was right  Find your hosts on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them. Join us on Patreon for articles and photos at the $5 level (“Gutter”), and all of that plus an extra episode each week at the $10 level (“Tampongate”)! We’d love to have you, and your support <3    And if you like our show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen.  Maura has a new hobby and now has to say: none of her comments should be construed as professional or legal advice, and her opinions do not reflect those of any institutions with which she’s affiliated.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Fri, 28 Feb 2025 05:00:00 -0000 full Kristen Meinzer Fail to the king. This week:  An absolutely grisly account of Gene Hackman’s home, like 20 minutes after his death was announced Elon Musk is just a little guy who can’t help but impregnate people he meets online Honestly, we pray that Nostradamus was right  Find your hosts on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them. Join us on Patreon for articles and photos at the $5 level (“Gutter”), and all of that plus an extra episode each week at the $10 level (“Tampongate”)! We’d love to have you, and your support <3    And if you like our show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen.  Maura has a new hobby and now has to say: none of her comments should be construed as professional or legal advice, and her opinions do not reflect those of any institutions with which she’s affiliated.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Fail to the king.


This week: 

  • An absolutely grisly account of Gene Hackman’s home, like 20 minutes after his death was announced
  • Elon Musk is just a little guy who can’t help but impregnate people he meets online
  • Honestly, we pray that Nostradamus was right 


Find your hosts on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them.


Join us on Patreon for articles and photos at the $5 level (“Gutter”), and all of that plus an extra episode each week at the $10 level (“Tampongate”)! We’d love to have you, and your support <3 

 

And if you like our show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen. 


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]]> 2726 Cynthia Erivo Doing Jesus Christ Superstar is Blasphemy, Actually So if you care to find us… look to the western fail.    This week:   Vaccine-hesitant distant relatives of J.D. Vance may, tragically, reap what they sow   Cynthia Erivo may method-act herself into being a false prophet Meghan Markle is forced to rebrand her jam: jam!   Find your hosts on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them. Join us on Patreon for articles and photos at the $5 level (“Gutter”), and all of that plus an extra episode each week at the $10 level (“Tampongate”)! We’d love to have you, and your support <3    And if you like our show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen.  Maura has a new hobby and now has to say: none of her comments should be construed as professional or legal advice, and her opinions do not reflect those of any institutions with which she’s affiliated.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Fri, 21 Feb 2025 05:00:00 -0000 full Kristen Meinzer So if you care to find us… look to the western fail.    This week:   Vaccine-hesitant distant relatives of J.D. Vance may, tragically, reap what they sow   Cynthia Erivo may method-act herself into being a false prophet Meghan Markle is forced to rebrand her jam: jam!   Find your hosts on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them. Join us on Patreon for articles and photos at the $5 level (“Gutter”), and all of that plus an extra episode each week at the $10 level (“Tampongate”)! We’d love to have you, and your support <3    And if you like our show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen.  Maura has a new hobby and now has to say: none of her comments should be construed as professional or legal advice, and her opinions do not reflect those of any institutions with which she’s affiliated.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices So if you care to find us… look to the western fail. 

 

This week:  

  • Vaccine-hesitant distant relatives of J.D. Vance may, tragically, reap what they sow  
  • Cynthia Erivo may method-act herself into being a false prophet
  • Meghan Markle is forced to rebrand her jam: jam!  


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Join us on Patreon for articles and photos at the $5 level (“Gutter”), and all of that plus an extra episode each week at the $10 level (“Tampongate”)! We’d love to have you, and your support <3 

 

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Maura has a new hobby and now has to say: none of her comments should be construed as professional or legal advice, and her opinions do not reflect those of any institutions with which she’s affiliated. 



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]]> 2253 Kendrick Lamar’s Halftime Show Sucked, And We Won’t Explain Why Sit down. Be humble. This week:  Everyone hated the Halftime Show, except nobody knows why and lots of people actually loved it Christians don’t have to worry about oppression anymore  Donald Trump fixed all of culture in 3 weeks! Yay! Find your hosts on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them. Join us on Patreon for articles and photos at the $5 level (“Gutter”), and all of that plus an extra episode each week at the $10 level (“Tampongate”)! We’d love to have you, and your support <3    And if you like our show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen.  Maura has a new hobby and now has to say: none of her comments should be construed as professional or legal advice, and her opinions do not reflect those of any institutions with which she’s affiliated.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Fri, 14 Feb 2025 05:00:00 -0000 full Kristen Meinzer Sit down. Be humble. This week:  Everyone hated the Halftime Show, except nobody knows why and lots of people actually loved it Christians don’t have to worry about oppression anymore  Donald Trump fixed all of culture in 3 weeks! Yay! Find your hosts on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them. Join us on Patreon for articles and photos at the $5 level (“Gutter”), and all of that plus an extra episode each week at the $10 level (“Tampongate”)! We’d love to have you, and your support <3    And if you like our show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen.  Maura has a new hobby and now has to say: none of her comments should be construed as professional or legal advice, and her opinions do not reflect those of any institutions with which she’s affiliated.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Sit down. Be humble.


This week: 

  • Everyone hated the Halftime Show, except nobody knows why and lots of people actually loved it
  • Christians don’t have to worry about oppression anymore 
  • Donald Trump fixed all of culture in 3 weeks! Yay!


Find your hosts on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them.


Join us on Patreon for articles and photos at the $5 level (“Gutter”), and all of that plus an extra episode each week at the $10 level (“Tampongate”)! We’d love to have you, and your support <3 

 

And if you like our show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen. 


Maura has a new hobby and now has to say: none of her comments should be construed as professional or legal advice, and her opinions do not reflect those of any institutions with which she’s affiliated. 



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]]> 2618 Bianca Censori Is A Victim. Here’s Her Boobs! If you don’t move, or acknowledge Kanye, he can’t see you and he’ll go away.    This week:    The tabloids cannot resist full frontal, even though they seem like they want to The new US Department of Transportation will only fund you if your jurisdiction is breeding, and we are not joking Feminism means that Princess Kate MUST talk about clothes more  Find your hosts on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them. Join us on Patreon for articles and photos at the $5 level (“Gutter”), and all of that plus an extra episode each week at the $10 level (“Tampongate”)! We’d love to have you, and your support <3  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Fri, 07 Feb 2025 05:00:00 -0000 full Kristen Meinzer If you don’t move, or acknowledge Kanye, he can’t see you and he’ll go away.    This week:    The tabloids cannot resist full frontal, even though they seem like they want to The new US Department of Transportation will only fund you if your jurisdiction is breeding, and we are not joking Feminism means that Princess Kate MUST talk about clothes more  Find your hosts on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them. Join us on Patreon for articles and photos at the $5 level (“Gutter”), and all of that plus an extra episode each week at the $10 level (“Tampongate”)! We’d love to have you, and your support <3  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices If you don’t move, or acknowledge Kanye, he can’t see you and he’ll go away. 

 

This week:  

  •  The tabloids cannot resist full frontal, even though they seem like they want to
  • The new US Department of Transportation will only fund you if your jurisdiction is breeding, and we are not joking
  • Feminism means that Princess Kate MUST talk about clothes more 


Find your hosts on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them.


Join us on Patreon for articles and photos at the $5 level (“Gutter”), and all of that plus an extra episode each week at the $10 level (“Tampongate”)! We’d love to have you, and your support <3 



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]]> 2346 Democrats Lose Because Their Women Are Frumpy :( No other reasons, of course. This week:  The tragic aircraft collision in D.C. is fodder for conspiracy theorists, who we WILL be elevating  Melania proves that Democrat women, and Hillary Clinton, are uggos who can’t wear clothes Taylor Swift issues a warning. Also, hand grenades?? Find your hosts on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them. Join us on Patreon for articles and photos at the $5 level (“Gutter”), and all of that plus an extra episode each week at the $10 level (“Tampongate”)! We’d love to have you, and your support <3    And if you like our show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Fri, 31 Jan 2025 05:00:00 -0000 full Kristen Meinzer No other reasons, of course. This week:  The tragic aircraft collision in D.C. is fodder for conspiracy theorists, who we WILL be elevating  Melania proves that Democrat women, and Hillary Clinton, are uggos who can’t wear clothes Taylor Swift issues a warning. Also, hand grenades?? Find your hosts on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them. Join us on Patreon for articles and photos at the $5 level (“Gutter”), and all of that plus an extra episode each week at the $10 level (“Tampongate”)! We’d love to have you, and your support <3    And if you like our show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices No other reasons, of course.


This week: 

  • The tragic aircraft collision in D.C. is fodder for conspiracy theorists, who we WILL be elevating 
  • Melania proves that Democrat women, and Hillary Clinton, are uggos who can’t wear clothes
  • Taylor Swift issues a warning. Also, hand grenades??


Find your hosts on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them.


Join us on Patreon for articles and photos at the $5 level (“Gutter”), and all of that plus an extra episode each week at the $10 level (“Tampongate”)! We’d love to have you, and your support <3 

 

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]]> 2413 Lauren Sanchez Can And Should Have Her Boobs Out, You Uggo! Failauguration? Inaugurfailtion?   This week:    Prince Harry settles for… vindication.  Melania’s strange, unnerving hat  Lauren Sanchez’s inauguration ‘fit was… um… Find your hosts on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them. Join us on Patreon for articles and photos at the $5 level (“Gutter”), and all of that plus an extra episode each week at the $10 level (“Tampongate”)! We’d love to have you, and your support <3    And if you like our show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen.  Maura has a new hobby and now has to say: none of her comments should be construed as professional or legal advice, and her opinions do not reflect those of any institutions with which she’s affiliated.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Fri, 24 Jan 2025 15:10:00 -0000 full Kristen Meinzer Failauguration? Inaugurfailtion?   This week:    Prince Harry settles for… vindication.  Melania’s strange, unnerving hat  Lauren Sanchez’s inauguration ‘fit was… um… Find your hosts on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them. Join us on Patreon for articles and photos at the $5 level (“Gutter”), and all of that plus an extra episode each week at the $10 level (“Tampongate”)! We’d love to have you, and your support <3    And if you like our show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen.  Maura has a new hobby and now has to say: none of her comments should be construed as professional or legal advice, and her opinions do not reflect those of any institutions with which she’s affiliated.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Failauguration? Inaugurfailtion?

 

This week:  

  •  Prince Harry settles for… vindication.
  •  Melania’s strange, unnerving hat
  •  Lauren Sanchez’s inauguration ‘fit was… um…


Find your hosts on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them.


Join us on Patreon for articles and photos at the $5 level (“Gutter”), and all of that plus an extra episode each week at the $10 level (“Tampongate”)! We’d love to have you, and your support <3 

 

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Maura has a new hobby and now has to say: none of her comments should be construed as professional or legal advice, and her opinions do not reflect those of any institutions with which she’s affiliated. 



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]]> 2505 1980s Sitcom Actress Demands LA Fire Aid from Anyone But Meghan Markle Happy New Year from the literal dumpster fire.  This week:  LA fire chief is fired, but not really, but is about to be, probably  Meghan and Harry are terrible people for donating time, food, supplies, and money to LA fire survivors  New supplement will eradicate brain rot, doesn’t know what brain rot is  Find your hosts on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them. Join us on Patreon for articles and photos at the $5 level (“Gutter”), and all of that plus an extra episode each week at the $10 level (“Tampongate”)! We’d love to have you, and your support <3    And if you like our show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen.  Maura has a new hobby and now has to say: none of her comments should be construed as professional or legal advice, and her opinions do not reflect those of any institutions with which she’s affiliated. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Fri, 17 Jan 2025 13:30:00 -0000 full Kristen Meinzer Happy New Year from the literal dumpster fire.  This week:  LA fire chief is fired, but not really, but is about to be, probably  Meghan and Harry are terrible people for donating time, food, supplies, and money to LA fire survivors  New supplement will eradicate brain rot, doesn’t know what brain rot is  Find your hosts on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them. Join us on Patreon for articles and photos at the $5 level (“Gutter”), and all of that plus an extra episode each week at the $10 level (“Tampongate”)! We’d love to have you, and your support <3    And if you like our show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen.  Maura has a new hobby and now has to say: none of her comments should be construed as professional or legal advice, and her opinions do not reflect those of any institutions with which she’s affiliated. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Happy New Year from the literal dumpster fire. 


This week: 

  • LA fire chief is fired, but not really, but is about to be, probably 
  • Meghan and Harry are terrible people for donating time, food, supplies, and money to LA fire survivors 
  • New supplement will eradicate brain rot, doesn’t know what brain rot is 


Find your hosts on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them.


Join us on Patreon for articles and photos at the $5 level (“Gutter”), and all of that plus an extra episode each week at the $10 level (“Tampongate”)! We’d love to have you, and your support <3 

 

And if you like our show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen. 


Maura has a new hobby and now has to say: none of her comments should be construed as professional or legal advice, and her opinions do not reflect those of any institutions with which she’s affiliated.


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]]> 2500 Holiday Special: Tabloids, Diet Culture, and Anti-Fatness This holiday season, we're treating you to some very special episodes! Today, it's Kristen's appearance on Fad Camp, all about how the tabloids embrace anti-fatness and perpetuate diet culture. If you like what you hear, be sure to subscribe to Fad Camp here: https://pod.link/1531529240  Find your hosts on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them. Join us on Patreon for articles and photos at the $5 level (“Gutter”), and all of that plus an extra episode each week at the $10 level (“Tampongate”)! We’d love to have you, and your support <3  And if you like our show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen.  Maura has a new hobby and now has to say: none of her comments should be construed as professional or legal advice, and her opinions do not reflect those of any institutions with which she’s affiliated.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Fri, 10 Jan 2025 05:00:00 -0000 full Kristen Meinzer This holiday season, we're treating you to some very special episodes! Today, it's Kristen's appearance on Fad Camp, all about how the tabloids embrace anti-fatness and perpetuate diet culture. If you like what you hear, be sure to subscribe to Fad Camp here: https://pod.link/1531529240  Find your hosts on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them. Join us on Patreon for articles and photos at the $5 level (“Gutter”), and all of that plus an extra episode each week at the $10 level (“Tampongate”)! We’d love to have you, and your support <3  And if you like our show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen.  Maura has a new hobby and now has to say: none of her comments should be construed as professional or legal advice, and her opinions do not reflect those of any institutions with which she’s affiliated.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices This holiday season, we're treating you to some very special episodes! Today, it's Kristen's appearance on Fad Camp, all about how the tabloids embrace anti-fatness and perpetuate diet culture. If you like what you hear, be sure to subscribe to Fad Camp here: https://pod.link/1531529240 

Find your hosts on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them.

Join us on Patreon for articles and photos at the $5 level (“Gutter”), and all of that plus an extra episode each week at the $10 level (“Tampongate”)! We’d love to have you, and your support <3 

And if you like our show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen. 

Maura has a new hobby and now has to say: none of her comments should be construed as professional or legal advice, and her opinions do not reflect those of any institutions with which she’s affiliated. 

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]]> 3227 Holiday Special: The Women’s History of The Tabloids This holiday season, we're treating you to some very special episodes! Today, it's Kristen's appearance on Unladylike, all about how the invention of tabloids was both revolutionary and regressive for women. If you like what you hear, be sure to subscribe to Unladylike here: https://pod.link/1333193523  Find your hosts on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them. Join us on Patreon for articles and photos at the $5 level (“Gutter”), and all of that plus an extra episode each week at the $10 level (“Tampongate”)! We’d love to have you, and your support <3  And if you like our show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen.  Maura has a new hobby and now has to say: none of her comments should be construed as professional or legal advice, and her opinions do not reflect those of any institutions with which she’s affiliated.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Fri, 03 Jan 2025 05:00:00 -0000 full Kristen Meinzer This holiday season, we're treating you to some very special episodes! Today, it's Kristen's appearance on Unladylike, all about how the invention of tabloids was both revolutionary and regressive for women. If you like what you hear, be sure to subscribe to Unladylike here: https://pod.link/1333193523  Find your hosts on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them. Join us on Patreon for articles and photos at the $5 level (“Gutter”), and all of that plus an extra episode each week at the $10 level (“Tampongate”)! We’d love to have you, and your support <3  And if you like our show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen.  Maura has a new hobby and now has to say: none of her comments should be construed as professional or legal advice, and her opinions do not reflect those of any institutions with which she’s affiliated.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices This holiday season, we're treating you to some very special episodes! Today, it's Kristen's appearance on Unladylike, all about how the invention of tabloids was both revolutionary and regressive for women. If you like what you hear, be sure to subscribe to Unladylike here: https://pod.link/1333193523 

Find your hosts on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them.

Join us on Patreon for articles and photos at the $5 level (“Gutter”), and all of that plus an extra episode each week at the $10 level (“Tampongate”)! We’d love to have you, and your support <3 

And if you like our show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen. 

Maura has a new hobby and now has to say: none of her comments should be construed as professional or legal advice, and her opinions do not reflect those of any institutions with which she’s affiliated. 

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]]> 2436 Holiday Special: Fixing The Royal Family This holiday season, we're treating you to some very special episodes! Today, it's Kristen's appearance on Fixing Famous People, all about how to fix the royal family...because let's face it: they're a mess. If you like what you hear, be sure to subscribe to Fixing Famous People here: https://pod.link/1665730605 Find your hosts on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them. Join us on Patreon for articles and photos at the $5 level (“Gutter”), and all of that plus an extra episode each week at the $10 level (“Tampongate”)! We’d love to have you, and your support <3  And if you like our show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen.  Maura has a new hobby and now has to say: none of her comments should be construed as professional or legal advice, and her opinions do not reflect those of any institutions with which she’s affiliated.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Fri, 27 Dec 2024 05:00:00 -0000 full Kristen Meinzer This holiday season, we're treating you to some very special episodes! Today, it's Kristen's appearance on Fixing Famous People, all about how to fix the royal family...because let's face it: they're a mess. If you like what you hear, be sure to subscribe to Fixing Famous People here: https://pod.link/1665730605 Find your hosts on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them. Join us on Patreon for articles and photos at the $5 level (“Gutter”), and all of that plus an extra episode each week at the $10 level (“Tampongate”)! We’d love to have you, and your support <3  And if you like our show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen.  Maura has a new hobby and now has to say: none of her comments should be construed as professional or legal advice, and her opinions do not reflect those of any institutions with which she’s affiliated.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices This holiday season, we're treating you to some very special episodes! Today, it's Kristen's appearance on Fixing Famous People, all about how to fix the royal family...because let's face it: they're a mess. If you like what you hear, be sure to subscribe to Fixing Famous People here: https://pod.link/1665730605

Find your hosts on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them.

Join us on Patreon for articles and photos at the $5 level (“Gutter”), and all of that plus an extra episode each week at the $10 level (“Tampongate”)! We’d love to have you, and your support <3 

And if you like our show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen. 

Maura has a new hobby and now has to say: none of her comments should be construed as professional or legal advice, and her opinions do not reflect those of any institutions with which she’s affiliated. 

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]]> 3004 Shame On Everyone Sexualizing That Sexy, Sexy Assassin And shame on the 14 year olds online. Nobody else. This week:   A writer shames everyone calling the UnitedHealthcare shooter hot, while calling him hot Prince Andrew’s friend and trusted colleague is actually quite possibly a Chinese spy  Meghan and Harry owe us all an invasion of their children’s privacy.  Find your hosts on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them. Join us on Patreon for articles and photos at the $5 level (“Gutter”), and all of that plus an extra episode each week at the $10 level (“Tampongate”)! We’d love to have you, and your support <3  And if you like our show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen.  Maura has a new hobby and now has to say: none of her comments should be construed as professional or legal advice, and her opinions do not reflect those of any institutions with which she’s affiliated.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Fri, 20 Dec 2024 05:00:00 -0000 full Kristen Meinzer And shame on the 14 year olds online. Nobody else. This week:   A writer shames everyone calling the UnitedHealthcare shooter hot, while calling him hot Prince Andrew’s friend and trusted colleague is actually quite possibly a Chinese spy  Meghan and Harry owe us all an invasion of their children’s privacy.  Find your hosts on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them. Join us on Patreon for articles and photos at the $5 level (“Gutter”), and all of that plus an extra episode each week at the $10 level (“Tampongate”)! We’d love to have you, and your support <3  And if you like our show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen.  Maura has a new hobby and now has to say: none of her comments should be construed as professional or legal advice, and her opinions do not reflect those of any institutions with which she’s affiliated.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices And shame on the 14 year olds online. Nobody else.

This week:  

  • A writer shames everyone calling the UnitedHealthcare shooter hot, while calling him hot
  • Prince Andrew’s friend and trusted colleague is actually quite possibly a Chinese spy 
  • Meghan and Harry owe us all an invasion of their children’s privacy. 


Find your hosts on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them.

Join us on Patreon for articles and photos at the $5 level (“Gutter”), and all of that plus an extra episode each week at the $10 level (“Tampongate”)! We’d love to have you, and your support <3 

And if you like our show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen. 

Maura has a new hobby and now has to say: none of her comments should be construed as professional or legal advice, and her opinions do not reflect those of any institutions with which she’s affiliated. 

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]]> 2738 How Dare You Sexualize Blue Ivy, A Child, Without Considering Jay-Z First? Hot takes nobody asked for about the premiere of a prequel that, also, nobody asked for.  This week:  Word clouds reveal Americans’ REAL thoughts on Donald Trump, from “neutral” to “ew” to “Donald.”  Blue Ivy went to a movie premiere, so let’s objectify her and also make sure we talk about The Allegations  Nipple filler is sweeping the nation (it’s not)  Find your hosts on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them. Join us on Patreon for articles and photos at the $5 level (“Gutter”), and all of that plus an extra episode each week at the $10 level (“Tampongate”)! We’d love to have you, and your support <3  And if you like our show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen.  Maura has a new hobby and now has to say: none of her comments should be construed as professional or legal advice, and her opinions do not reflect those of any institutions with which she’s affiliated. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Fri, 13 Dec 2024 05:00:00 -0000 full Kristen Meinzer Hot takes nobody asked for about the premiere of a prequel that, also, nobody asked for.  This week:  Word clouds reveal Americans’ REAL thoughts on Donald Trump, from “neutral” to “ew” to “Donald.”  Blue Ivy went to a movie premiere, so let’s objectify her and also make sure we talk about The Allegations  Nipple filler is sweeping the nation (it’s not)  Find your hosts on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them. Join us on Patreon for articles and photos at the $5 level (“Gutter”), and all of that plus an extra episode each week at the $10 level (“Tampongate”)! We’d love to have you, and your support <3  And if you like our show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen.  Maura has a new hobby and now has to say: none of her comments should be construed as professional or legal advice, and her opinions do not reflect those of any institutions with which she’s affiliated. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hot takes nobody asked for about the premiere of a prequel that, also, nobody asked for. 

This week: 

  • Word clouds reveal Americans’ REAL thoughts on Donald Trump, from “neutral” to “ew” to “Donald.” 
  • Blue Ivy went to a movie premiere, so let’s objectify her and also make sure we talk about The Allegations 
  • Nipple filler is sweeping the nation (it’s not) 


Find your hosts on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them.

Join us on Patreon for articles and photos at the $5 level (“Gutter”), and all of that plus an extra episode each week at the $10 level (“Tampongate”)! We’d love to have you, and your support <3 

And if you like our show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen. 

Maura has a new hobby and now has to say: none of her comments should be construed as professional or legal advice, and her opinions do not reflect those of any institutions with which she’s affiliated.

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]]> 2405 Meghan Markle Worships At The Altar Of Ellen DeGeneres, Maybe? Just keep failing.  This week:   Meghan Markle and Ellen DeGeneres are besties and Meghan also will never go abroad but maybe Harry will Diddy’s Christmas menu is also really depressing (it’s not)  Do you hate yourself? Have you considered eating two tablespoons of chia and flax goo before bed about it? Find your hosts on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them. Join us on Patreon for articles and photos at the $5 level (“Gutter”), and all of that plus an extra episode each week at the $10 level (“Tampongate”)! We’d love to have you, and your support <3  And if you like our show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen.  Maura has a new hobby and now has to say: none of her comments should be construed as professional or legal advice, and her opinions do not reflect those of any institutions with which she’s affiliated.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Fri, 06 Dec 2024 05:00:00 -0000 full Kristen Meinzer Just keep failing.  This week:   Meghan Markle and Ellen DeGeneres are besties and Meghan also will never go abroad but maybe Harry will Diddy’s Christmas menu is also really depressing (it’s not)  Do you hate yourself? Have you considered eating two tablespoons of chia and flax goo before bed about it? Find your hosts on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them. Join us on Patreon for articles and photos at the $5 level (“Gutter”), and all of that plus an extra episode each week at the $10 level (“Tampongate”)! We’d love to have you, and your support <3  And if you like our show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen.  Maura has a new hobby and now has to say: none of her comments should be construed as professional or legal advice, and her opinions do not reflect those of any institutions with which she’s affiliated.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Just keep failing. 

This week:  

  • Meghan Markle and Ellen DeGeneres are besties and Meghan also will never go abroad but maybe Harry will
  • Diddy’s Christmas menu is also really depressing (it’s not) 
  • Do you hate yourself? Have you considered eating two tablespoons of chia and flax goo before bed about it?


Find your hosts on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them.

Join us on Patreon for articles and photos at the $5 level (“Gutter”), and all of that plus an extra episode each week at the $10 level (“Tampongate”)! We’d love to have you, and your support <3 

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Maura has a new hobby and now has to say: none of her comments should be construed as professional or legal advice, and her opinions do not reflect those of any institutions with which she’s affiliated. 


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]]> 2799 Poor Diddy Had To Eat A Full Thanksgiving Meal In Jail :( Down the street from Kristen’s home, no less!   This week:  Tucker Carlson says the devil is running the White House but also that war crimes are bad  Meghan Markle’s marriage is on the rocks because she’s uplifting women and children    Diddy is languishing with a holiday meal potentially rivaling yours  Find your hosts on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them. Join us on Patreon for articles and photos at the $5 level (“Gutter”), and all of that plus an extra episode each week at the $10 level (“Tampongate”)! We’d love to have you, and your support <3  And if you like our show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen.  Maura has a new hobby and now has to say: none of her comments should be construed as professional or legal advice, and her opinions do not reflect those of any institutions with which she’s affiliated.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Fri, 29 Nov 2024 05:00:00 -0000 full Kristen Meinzer Down the street from Kristen’s home, no less!   This week:  Tucker Carlson says the devil is running the White House but also that war crimes are bad  Meghan Markle’s marriage is on the rocks because she’s uplifting women and children    Diddy is languishing with a holiday meal potentially rivaling yours  Find your hosts on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them. Join us on Patreon for articles and photos at the $5 level (“Gutter”), and all of that plus an extra episode each week at the $10 level (“Tampongate”)! We’d love to have you, and your support <3  And if you like our show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen.  Maura has a new hobby and now has to say: none of her comments should be construed as professional or legal advice, and her opinions do not reflect those of any institutions with which she’s affiliated.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Down the street from Kristen’s home, no less!  

This week: 

  • Tucker Carlson says the devil is running the White House but also that war crimes are bad 
  • Meghan Markle’s marriage is on the rocks because she’s uplifting women and children   
  • Diddy is languishing with a holiday meal potentially rivaling yours 


Find your hosts on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them.

Join us on Patreon for articles and photos at the $5 level (“Gutter”), and all of that plus an extra episode each week at the $10 level (“Tampongate”)! We’d love to have you, and your support <3 

And if you like our show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen. 

Maura has a new hobby and now has to say: none of her comments should be construed as professional or legal advice, and her opinions do not reflect those of any institutions with which she’s affiliated. 


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]]> 1960 SNAPPED: Amazing Fashion Moments While People Grieve At Liam Payne’s Funeral And no, the tabloids don’t care that it’s a funeral.  This week:   Systemic sexual abuse by Church of England leaders is exactly like being friends with Harry and Meghan Funeral ‘fit checks in the worst and most disrespectful way  Commencing the sandwich wars  Find your hosts on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them. Join us on Patreon for articles and photos at the $5 level (“Gutter”), and all of that plus an extra episode each week at the $10 level (“Tampongate”)! We’d love to have you, and your support <3  And if you like our show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen.  Maura has a new hobby and now has to say: none of her comments should be construed as professional or legal advice, and her opinions do not reflect those of any institutions with which she’s affiliated.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Fri, 22 Nov 2024 05:00:00 -0000 full Kristen Meinzer And no, the tabloids don’t care that it’s a funeral.  This week:   Systemic sexual abuse by Church of England leaders is exactly like being friends with Harry and Meghan Funeral ‘fit checks in the worst and most disrespectful way  Commencing the sandwich wars  Find your hosts on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them. Join us on Patreon for articles and photos at the $5 level (“Gutter”), and all of that plus an extra episode each week at the $10 level (“Tampongate”)! We’d love to have you, and your support <3  And if you like our show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen.  Maura has a new hobby and now has to say: none of her comments should be construed as professional or legal advice, and her opinions do not reflect those of any institutions with which she’s affiliated.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices And no, the tabloids don’t care that it’s a funeral. 

This week:  

  • Systemic sexual abuse by Church of England leaders is exactly like being friends with Harry and Meghan
  • Funeral ‘fit checks in the worst and most disrespectful way 
  • Commencing the sandwich wars 


Find your hosts on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them.

Join us on Patreon for articles and photos at the $5 level (“Gutter”), and all of that plus an extra episode each week at the $10 level (“Tampongate”)! We’d love to have you, and your support <3 

And if you like our show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen. 

Maura has a new hobby and now has to say: none of her comments should be construed as professional or legal advice, and her opinions do not reflect those of any institutions with which she’s affiliated. 

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]]> 2104 For Just $250K You Can Help Feed Rudy Giuliani EVERYTHING IS GREAT RIGHT NOW GUYS This week:  The Trump-Musk Simon-Garfunkel continuum America’s Mayor needs your financial support : (   Penis injuries, because why not Find your hosts on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them. Join us on Patreon for articles and photos at the $5 level (“Gutter”), and all of that plus an extra episode each week at the $10 level (“Tampongate”)! We’d love to have you, and your support <3  And if you like our show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen.  Maura has a new hobby and now has to say: none of her comments should be construed as professional or legal advice, and her opinions do not reflect those of any institutions with which she’s affiliated.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Fri, 15 Nov 2024 05:00:00 -0000 full Kristen Meinzer EVERYTHING IS GREAT RIGHT NOW GUYS This week:  The Trump-Musk Simon-Garfunkel continuum America’s Mayor needs your financial support : (   Penis injuries, because why not Find your hosts on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them. Join us on Patreon for articles and photos at the $5 level (“Gutter”), and all of that plus an extra episode each week at the $10 level (“Tampongate”)! We’d love to have you, and your support <3  And if you like our show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen.  Maura has a new hobby and now has to say: none of her comments should be construed as professional or legal advice, and her opinions do not reflect those of any institutions with which she’s affiliated.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices EVERYTHING IS GREAT RIGHT NOW GUYS

This week: 

  • The Trump-Musk Simon-Garfunkel continuum
  • America’s Mayor needs your financial support : (  
  • Penis injuries, because why not


Find your hosts on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them.

Join us on Patreon for articles and photos at the $5 level (“Gutter”), and all of that plus an extra episode each week at the $10 level (“Tampongate”)! We’d love to have you, and your support <3 

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Maura has a new hobby and now has to say: none of her comments should be construed as professional or legal advice, and her opinions do not reflect those of any institutions with which she’s affiliated. 


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]]> 2089 Hot Nostradamus Says Democracy Is About To Get Weird Hello from the distant past, where for a moment we know peace.   This week:   Lorne Michaels, knower of stuff about the FCC A Brazilian psychic says he knows how the election will go and it’s bad  Prince William and his daddy are big strong real estate guys!! Find your hosts on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them. Join us on Patreon for articles and photos at the $5 level (“Gutter”), and all of that plus an extra episode each week at the $10 level (“Tampongate”)! We’d love to have you, and your support <3  And if you like our show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen.  Maura has a new hobby and now has to say: none of her comments should be construed as professional or legal advice, and her opinions do not reflect those of any institutions with which she’s affiliated.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Fri, 08 Nov 2024 05:00:00 -0000 full Kristen Meinzer Hello from the distant past, where for a moment we know peace.   This week:   Lorne Michaels, knower of stuff about the FCC A Brazilian psychic says he knows how the election will go and it’s bad  Prince William and his daddy are big strong real estate guys!! Find your hosts on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them. Join us on Patreon for articles and photos at the $5 level (“Gutter”), and all of that plus an extra episode each week at the $10 level (“Tampongate”)! We’d love to have you, and your support <3  And if you like our show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen.  Maura has a new hobby and now has to say: none of her comments should be construed as professional or legal advice, and her opinions do not reflect those of any institutions with which she’s affiliated.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hello from the distant past, where for a moment we know peace.  

This week:  

  • Lorne Michaels, knower of stuff about the FCC
  • A Brazilian psychic says he knows how the election will go and it’s bad 
  • Prince William and his daddy are big strong real estate guys!!


Find your hosts on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them.

Join us on Patreon for articles and photos at the $5 level (“Gutter”), and all of that plus an extra episode each week at the $10 level (“Tampongate”)! We’d love to have you, and your support <3 

And if you like our show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen. 

Maura has a new hobby and now has to say: none of her comments should be construed as professional or legal advice, and her opinions do not reflect those of any institutions with which she’s affiliated. 

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]]> 2061 Kamala Harris Has A Blended Family. SUS? U.S. listeners… go vote. There’s no joke. Just do it.   This week:  Kamala Harris has a family! Dastardly! Will and Kate’s quaint lifestyle ten minutes from the castle their family owns Jesus from Bible did fish stuff!  Find your hosts on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them. Join us on Patreon for articles and photos at the $5 level (“Gutter”), and all of that plus an extra episode each week at the $10 level (“Tampongate”)! We’d love to have you, and your support <3  And if you like our show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen.  Maura has a new hobby and now has to say: none of her comments should be construed as professional or legal advice, and her opinions do not reflect those of any institutions with which she’s affiliated. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Fri, 01 Nov 2024 04:00:00 -0000 full Kristen Meinzer U.S. listeners… go vote. There’s no joke. Just do it.   This week:  Kamala Harris has a family! Dastardly! Will and Kate’s quaint lifestyle ten minutes from the castle their family owns Jesus from Bible did fish stuff!  Find your hosts on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them. Join us on Patreon for articles and photos at the $5 level (“Gutter”), and all of that plus an extra episode each week at the $10 level (“Tampongate”)! We’d love to have you, and your support <3  And if you like our show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen.  Maura has a new hobby and now has to say: none of her comments should be construed as professional or legal advice, and her opinions do not reflect those of any institutions with which she’s affiliated. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices U.S. listeners… go vote. There’s no joke. Just do it.  

This week: 

  • Kamala Harris has a family! Dastardly!
  • Will and Kate’s quaint lifestyle ten minutes from the castle their family owns
  • Jesus from Bible did fish stuff! 


Find your hosts on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them.

Join us on Patreon for articles and photos at the $5 level (“Gutter”), and all of that plus an extra episode each week at the $10 level (“Tampongate”)! We’d love to have you, and your support <3 

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Maura has a new hobby and now has to say: none of her comments should be construed as professional or legal advice, and her opinions do not reflect those of any institutions with which she’s affiliated.


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]]> 2220 A Very Brady Storming of the US Capitol (feat. Margo Donohue) We might just need to rename ourselves the Daily Frail because of all the frail masculinity around here.  This week:   Men who interrupt women are the real victims, actually Brady Bunch cast member is oppressed because network dislikes her homophobia and friendships with insurrectionists Meghan Markle is a mass shooter??? (no, she’s not)  We love What A Creep and know you will too, so subscribe wherever you pod. You can find Margo on Twitter/X/whatever @BrooklynMargo, and on Instagram @brooklynfitchick. Find your hosts on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them. Join us on Patreon for articles and photos at the $5 level (“Gutter”), and all of that plus an extra episode each week at the $10 level (“Tampongate”)! We’d love to have you, and your support <3  And if you like our show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen.  Maura has a new hobby and now has to say: none of her comments should be construed as professional or legal advice, and her opinions do not reflect those of any institutions with which she’s affiliated.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Fri, 25 Oct 2024 04:00:00 -0000 full Kristen Meinzer We might just need to rename ourselves the Daily Frail because of all the frail masculinity around here.  This week:   Men who interrupt women are the real victims, actually Brady Bunch cast member is oppressed because network dislikes her homophobia and friendships with insurrectionists Meghan Markle is a mass shooter??? (no, she’s not)  We love What A Creep and know you will too, so subscribe wherever you pod. You can find Margo on Twitter/X/whatever @BrooklynMargo, and on Instagram @brooklynfitchick. Find your hosts on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them. Join us on Patreon for articles and photos at the $5 level (“Gutter”), and all of that plus an extra episode each week at the $10 level (“Tampongate”)! We’d love to have you, and your support <3  And if you like our show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen.  Maura has a new hobby and now has to say: none of her comments should be construed as professional or legal advice, and her opinions do not reflect those of any institutions with which she’s affiliated.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices We might just need to rename ourselves the Daily Frail because of all the frail masculinity around here. 

This week:  

  • Men who interrupt women are the real victims, actually
  • Brady Bunch cast member is oppressed because network dislikes her homophobia and friendships with insurrectionists
  • Meghan Markle is a mass shooter??? (no, she’s not) 


We love What A Creep and know you will too, so subscribe wherever you pod. You can find Margo on Twitter/X/whatever @BrooklynMargo, and on Instagram @brooklynfitchick.

Find your hosts on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them.

Join us on Patreon for articles and photos at the $5 level (“Gutter”), and all of that plus an extra episode each week at the $10 level (“Tampongate”)! We’d love to have you, and your support <3 

And if you like our show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen. 

Maura has a new hobby and now has to say: none of her comments should be construed as professional or legal advice, and her opinions do not reflect those of any institutions with which she’s affiliated. 


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]]> 1870 In Light Of Liam Payne’s Untimely, Tragic Death… Look At How Fancy The Hotel Was! We’re in a perpetual state of “disappointed, but not surprised.” This week:  A very sad situation punctuated with a very weird TripAdvisor review The city of Coachella stranded Trump supporters in the desert (they didn’t) WOKE SCIENTISTS fear CHILDREN MIGHT LEARN FROM BOOKS Find your hosts on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them. Join us on Patreon for articles and photos at the $5 level (“Gutter”), and all of that plus an extra episode each week at the $10 level (“Tampongate”)! We’d love to have you, and your support <3  And if you like our show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen.  Maura has a new hobby and now has to say: none of her comments should be construed as professional or legal advice, and her opinions do not reflect those of any institutions with which she’s affiliated.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Fri, 18 Oct 2024 04:00:00 -0000 full Kristen Meinzer We’re in a perpetual state of “disappointed, but not surprised.” This week:  A very sad situation punctuated with a very weird TripAdvisor review The city of Coachella stranded Trump supporters in the desert (they didn’t) WOKE SCIENTISTS fear CHILDREN MIGHT LEARN FROM BOOKS Find your hosts on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them. Join us on Patreon for articles and photos at the $5 level (“Gutter”), and all of that plus an extra episode each week at the $10 level (“Tampongate”)! We’d love to have you, and your support <3  And if you like our show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen.  Maura has a new hobby and now has to say: none of her comments should be construed as professional or legal advice, and her opinions do not reflect those of any institutions with which she’s affiliated.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices We’re in a perpetual state of “disappointed, but not surprised.”

This week: 

  • A very sad situation punctuated with a very weird TripAdvisor review
  • The city of Coachella stranded Trump supporters in the desert (they didn’t)
  • WOKE SCIENTISTS fear CHILDREN MIGHT LEARN FROM BOOKS


Find your hosts on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them.

Join us on Patreon for articles and photos at the $5 level (“Gutter”), and all of that plus an extra episode each week at the $10 level (“Tampongate”)! We’d love to have you, and your support <3 

And if you like our show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen. 

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]]> 1971 King Charles: Eater Of Avocados, Fearer Of Cling Wrap It’s witchcraft (it’s not).  This week:   Liz Jones turns on Meghan Markle after a long, long history of not being a fan of her, actually King Charles, a very big boy, eats lunch now Travis Barker’s teen does not know, or care, and honestly? We love self awareness Find your hosts on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them. Join us on Patreon for articles and photos at the $5 level (“Gutter”), and all of that plus an extra episode each week at the $10 level (“Tampongate”)! We’d love to have you, and your support <3  And if you like our show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen.  Maura has a new hobby and now has to say: none of her comments should be construed as professional or legal advice, and her opinions do not reflect those of any institutions with which she’s affiliated. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Fri, 11 Oct 2024 04:00:00 -0000 full Kristen Meinzer It’s witchcraft (it’s not).  This week:   Liz Jones turns on Meghan Markle after a long, long history of not being a fan of her, actually King Charles, a very big boy, eats lunch now Travis Barker’s teen does not know, or care, and honestly? We love self awareness Find your hosts on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them. Join us on Patreon for articles and photos at the $5 level (“Gutter”), and all of that plus an extra episode each week at the $10 level (“Tampongate”)! We’d love to have you, and your support <3  And if you like our show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen.  Maura has a new hobby and now has to say: none of her comments should be construed as professional or legal advice, and her opinions do not reflect those of any institutions with which she’s affiliated. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices It’s witchcraft (it’s not). 

This week:  

  • Liz Jones turns on Meghan Markle after a long, long history of not being a fan of her, actually
  • King Charles, a very big boy, eats lunch now
  • Travis Barker’s teen does not know, or care, and honestly? We love self awareness


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]]> 2371 Ladies, Your New Eyeliner Inspo Is… JD Vance? We can’t all have giant blue orbs that shine in the moonlight or whatever.  This week:  Melania Trump finally explains the “I really don’t care” jacket, and it is not especially satisfying Hashtag where’s Meghan is NOT gonna land Literally a makeup tutorial to steal JD Vance’s look Find your hosts on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them. Join us on Patreon for articles and photos at the $5 level (“Gutter”), and all of that plus an extra episode each week at the $10 level (“Tampongate”)! We’d love to have you, and your support <3  And if you like our show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen.  Maura has a new hobby and now has to say: none of her comments should be construed as professional or legal advice, and her opinions do not reflect those of any institutions with which she’s affiliated.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Fri, 04 Oct 2024 04:00:00 -0000 full Kristen Meinzer We can’t all have giant blue orbs that shine in the moonlight or whatever.  This week:  Melania Trump finally explains the “I really don’t care” jacket, and it is not especially satisfying Hashtag where’s Meghan is NOT gonna land Literally a makeup tutorial to steal JD Vance’s look Find your hosts on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them. Join us on Patreon for articles and photos at the $5 level (“Gutter”), and all of that plus an extra episode each week at the $10 level (“Tampongate”)! We’d love to have you, and your support <3  And if you like our show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen.  Maura has a new hobby and now has to say: none of her comments should be construed as professional or legal advice, and her opinions do not reflect those of any institutions with which she’s affiliated.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices We can’t all have giant blue orbs that shine in the moonlight or whatever. 

This week: 

  • Melania Trump finally explains the “I really don’t care” jacket, and it is not especially satisfying
  • Hashtag where’s Meghan is NOT gonna land
  • Literally a makeup tutorial to steal JD Vance’s look


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]]> 2254 RFK Jr. Is Being Chased By Porn, A Thing That Happens Yes, we mention the worm.  This week:   The affair that took media Twitter by storm and made everyone else feel really weird Tiny piece of chocolate > emotional intimacy. Scientifically! The many reasons Huw Edwards might not be truly culpable for the heinous crimes he admitted to  Find your hosts on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them. Join us on Patreon for articles and photos at the $5 level (“Gutter”), and all of that plus an extra episode each week at the $10 level (“Tampongate”)! We’d love to have you, and your support <3    And if you like our show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen.  Maura has a new hobby and now has to say: none of her comments should be construed as professional or legal advice, and her opinions do not reflect those of any institutions with which she’s affiliated.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Fri, 27 Sep 2024 04:00:00 -0000 full Kristen Meinzer Yes, we mention the worm.  This week:   The affair that took media Twitter by storm and made everyone else feel really weird Tiny piece of chocolate > emotional intimacy. Scientifically! The many reasons Huw Edwards might not be truly culpable for the heinous crimes he admitted to  Find your hosts on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them. Join us on Patreon for articles and photos at the $5 level (“Gutter”), and all of that plus an extra episode each week at the $10 level (“Tampongate”)! We’d love to have you, and your support <3    And if you like our show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen.  Maura has a new hobby and now has to say: none of her comments should be construed as professional or legal advice, and her opinions do not reflect those of any institutions with which she’s affiliated.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Yes, we mention the worm. 

This week:  

  • The affair that took media Twitter by storm and made everyone else feel really weird
  • Tiny piece of chocolate > emotional intimacy. Scientifically!
  • The many reasons Huw Edwards might not be truly culpable for the heinous crimes he admitted to 

Find your hosts on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them.

Join us on Patreon for articles and photos at the $5 level (“Gutter”), and all of that plus an extra episode each week at the $10 level (“Tampongate”)! We’d love to have you, and your support <3 

 

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]]> 2336 Thing Sean Combs Did That Sounds A Lot Like A Crime Is Actually A Lifestyle You, too, can pass off unhinged and monstrous behavior as a lifestyle. Please don’t, though. This week:  Racist conspiracies about Haitian immigrants eating pets are believed, but not by as many people as the Fail thinks Dave Grohl’s infidelity was actually caused by his wife’s tennis coach Diddy’s lawyer insists it’s “just a lifestyle,” and she’s glamorous so must be believed. Find your hosts on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them. Join us on Patreon for articles and photos at the $5 level (“Gutter”), and all of that plus an extra episode each week at the $10 level (“Tampongate”)! We’d love to have you, and your support <3  And if you like our show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen.  Maura has a new hobby and now has to say: none of her comments should be construed as professional or legal advice, and her opinions do not reflect those of any institutions with which she’s affiliated.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Fri, 20 Sep 2024 04:00:00 -0000 full Kristen Meinzer You, too, can pass off unhinged and monstrous behavior as a lifestyle. Please don’t, though. This week:  Racist conspiracies about Haitian immigrants eating pets are believed, but not by as many people as the Fail thinks Dave Grohl’s infidelity was actually caused by his wife’s tennis coach Diddy’s lawyer insists it’s “just a lifestyle,” and she’s glamorous so must be believed. Find your hosts on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them. Join us on Patreon for articles and photos at the $5 level (“Gutter”), and all of that plus an extra episode each week at the $10 level (“Tampongate”)! We’d love to have you, and your support <3  And if you like our show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen.  Maura has a new hobby and now has to say: none of her comments should be construed as professional or legal advice, and her opinions do not reflect those of any institutions with which she’s affiliated.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices You, too, can pass off unhinged and monstrous behavior as a lifestyle. Please don’t, though.

This week: 

  • Racist conspiracies about Haitian immigrants eating pets are believed, but not by as many people as the Fail thinks
  • Dave Grohl’s infidelity was actually caused by his wife’s tennis coach
  • Diddy’s lawyer insists it’s “just a lifestyle,” and she’s glamorous so must be believed.


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]]> 2140 A Candid, Completely NOT Staged William And Kate Moment “We open with trees and dappled sunlight. Then fails, close-up in all their magical symmetry.” This week:   Kamala Harris was wearing German bluetooth earrings (nah) Taylor Swift’s boyfriend is going to endorse Harris/Walz… oR iS hE The William and Kate video that made everyone go “oh yeah, just like in Gladiator!”   Find your hosts on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them. Join us on Patreon for articles and photos at the $5 level (“Gutter”), and all of that plus an extra episode each week at the $10 level (“Tampongate”)! We’d love to have you, and your support <3  And if you like our show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen.  Maura has a new hobby and now has to say: none of her comments should be construed as professional or legal advice, and her opinions do not reflect those of any institutions with which she’s affiliated. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Fri, 13 Sep 2024 04:00:00 -0000 full Kristen Meinzer “We open with trees and dappled sunlight. Then fails, close-up in all their magical symmetry.” This week:   Kamala Harris was wearing German bluetooth earrings (nah) Taylor Swift’s boyfriend is going to endorse Harris/Walz… oR iS hE The William and Kate video that made everyone go “oh yeah, just like in Gladiator!”   Find your hosts on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them. Join us on Patreon for articles and photos at the $5 level (“Gutter”), and all of that plus an extra episode each week at the $10 level (“Tampongate”)! We’d love to have you, and your support <3  And if you like our show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen.  Maura has a new hobby and now has to say: none of her comments should be construed as professional or legal advice, and her opinions do not reflect those of any institutions with which she’s affiliated. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices “We open with trees and dappled sunlight. Then fails, close-up in all their magical symmetry.”

This week:  

  • Kamala Harris was wearing German bluetooth earrings (nah)
  • Taylor Swift’s boyfriend is going to endorse Harris/Walz… oR iS hE
  • The William and Kate video that made everyone go “oh yeah, just like in Gladiator!”  


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]]> 2477 Oasis Is Reuniting. Is Meghan Markle To Blame? Today is gonna be the day that they’re gonna fail it back to you.  This week:  Rumors about a Swift-Kelce breakup are serving AI realness (huh?)  The Gallaghers could provide a blueprint for Harry and William to reconcile, or they would if Meghan wasn’t there Nicole Kidman looks so young, but we’re gonna dance around the reason why and just wink knowingly until it gets weird  Find your hosts on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them. Join us on Patreon for articles and photos at the $5 level (“Gutter”), and all of that plus an extra episode each week at the $10 level (“Tampongate”)! We’d love to have you, and your support <3  And if you like our show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen.  Maura has a new hobby and now has to say: none of her comments should be construed as professional or legal advice, and her opinions do not reflect those of any institutions with which she’s affiliated. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Fri, 06 Sep 2024 04:00:00 -0000 full Kristen Meinzer Today is gonna be the day that they’re gonna fail it back to you.  This week:  Rumors about a Swift-Kelce breakup are serving AI realness (huh?)  The Gallaghers could provide a blueprint for Harry and William to reconcile, or they would if Meghan wasn’t there Nicole Kidman looks so young, but we’re gonna dance around the reason why and just wink knowingly until it gets weird  Find your hosts on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them. Join us on Patreon for articles and photos at the $5 level (“Gutter”), and all of that plus an extra episode each week at the $10 level (“Tampongate”)! We’d love to have you, and your support <3  And if you like our show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen.  Maura has a new hobby and now has to say: none of her comments should be construed as professional or legal advice, and her opinions do not reflect those of any institutions with which she’s affiliated. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Today is gonna be the day that they’re gonna fail it back to you. 

This week: 

  • Rumors about a Swift-Kelce breakup are serving AI realness (huh?) 
  • The Gallaghers could provide a blueprint for Harry and William to reconcile, or they would if Meghan wasn’t there
  • Nicole Kidman looks so young, but we’re gonna dance around the reason why and just wink knowingly until it gets weird 


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]]> 2025 Is Kamala Harris Making Up The McDonald’s Thing? (Probably Not) We’re doing fries and fails. This week:   Intrepid journalism on whether Kamala Harris is a frycook fraud goes, of course, nowhere Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce have baby fever (because babies exist) Who’s worse, Prince Andrew or [insert pretty much anyone else] Find your hosts on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them. Join us on Patreon for articles and photos at the $5 level (“Gutter”), and all of that plus an extra episode each week at the $10 level (“Tampongate”)! We’d love to have you, and your support <3  And if you like our show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen.  Maura has a new hobby and now has to say: none of her comments should be construed as professional or legal advice, and her opinions do not reflect those of any institutions with which she’s affiliated.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Fri, 30 Aug 2024 04:00:00 -0000 full Kristen Meinzer We’re doing fries and fails. This week:   Intrepid journalism on whether Kamala Harris is a frycook fraud goes, of course, nowhere Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce have baby fever (because babies exist) Who’s worse, Prince Andrew or [insert pretty much anyone else] Find your hosts on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them. Join us on Patreon for articles and photos at the $5 level (“Gutter”), and all of that plus an extra episode each week at the $10 level (“Tampongate”)! We’d love to have you, and your support <3  And if you like our show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen.  Maura has a new hobby and now has to say: none of her comments should be construed as professional or legal advice, and her opinions do not reflect those of any institutions with which she’s affiliated.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices We’re doing fries and fails.

This week:  

  • Intrepid journalism on whether Kamala Harris is a frycook fraud goes, of course, nowhere
  • Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce have baby fever (because babies exist)
  • Who’s worse, Prince Andrew or [insert pretty much anyone else]


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]]> 2314 The Obamas Made It Personal, Not The Birtherism Guy He’s putting the “respect” in “disrespectful”... yeah, we didn’t think this one through. This week:  Donald Trump says he’s been working really hard to be respectful of the Obamas Simone Biles should be more respectful of the estranged birth mother who did not raise her A mysterious substance is leading to a wave of dementia (it’s COVID and they’re bad at reading studies) Find your hosts on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them. Join us on Patreon for articles and photos at the $5 level (“Gutter”), and all of that plus an extra episode each week at the $10 level (“Tampongate”)! We’d love to have you, and your support <3  And if you like our show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen.  Maura has a new hobby and now has to say: none of her comments should be construed as professional or legal advice, and her opinions do not reflect those of any institutions with which she’s affiliated. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Fri, 23 Aug 2024 04:00:00 -0000 full Kristen Meinzer He’s putting the “respect” in “disrespectful”... yeah, we didn’t think this one through. This week:  Donald Trump says he’s been working really hard to be respectful of the Obamas Simone Biles should be more respectful of the estranged birth mother who did not raise her A mysterious substance is leading to a wave of dementia (it’s COVID and they’re bad at reading studies) Find your hosts on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them. Join us on Patreon for articles and photos at the $5 level (“Gutter”), and all of that plus an extra episode each week at the $10 level (“Tampongate”)! We’d love to have you, and your support <3  And if you like our show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen.  Maura has a new hobby and now has to say: none of her comments should be construed as professional or legal advice, and her opinions do not reflect those of any institutions with which she’s affiliated. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices He’s putting the “respect” in “disrespectful”... yeah, we didn’t think this one through.

This week: 

  • Donald Trump says he’s been working really hard to be respectful of the Obamas
  • Simone Biles should be more respectful of the estranged birth mother who did not raise her
  • A mysterious substance is leading to a wave of dementia (it’s COVID and they’re bad at reading studies)

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Maura has a new hobby and now has to say: none of her comments should be construed as professional or legal advice, and her opinions do not reflect those of any institutions with which she’s affiliated.




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]]> 2844 Everyone HATES Working For Meghan And Harry (But The Palace Is Perfect) Fails are in the mail, just like alien mummies 🥰 This week:   Donald Trump has an unhinged conversation with Elon Musk, much is said that does not need to be MEXICAN CONGRESS ALIENSSSSSSSS Meghan and Harry are hemorrhaging staff (they are not) Find your hosts on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them. Join us on Patreon for articles and photos at the $5 level (“Gutter”), and all of that plus an extra episode each week at the $10 level (“Tampongate”)! We’d love to have you, and your support <3  And if you like our show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Fri, 16 Aug 2024 05:00:00 -0000 full Kristen Meinzer Fails are in the mail, just like alien mummies 🥰 This week:   Donald Trump has an unhinged conversation with Elon Musk, much is said that does not need to be MEXICAN CONGRESS ALIENSSSSSSSS Meghan and Harry are hemorrhaging staff (they are not) Find your hosts on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them. Join us on Patreon for articles and photos at the $5 level (“Gutter”), and all of that plus an extra episode each week at the $10 level (“Tampongate”)! We’d love to have you, and your support <3  And if you like our show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Fails are in the mail, just like alien mummies 🥰

This week:  

  • Donald Trump has an unhinged conversation with Elon Musk, much is said that does not need to be
  • MEXICAN CONGRESS ALIENSSSSSSSS
  • Meghan and Harry are hemorrhaging staff (they are not)


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]]> 2921 JD Vance Is A Cheeky, Likable Guy (ew) He’s not. We don’t think that. Please believe us. This week:  Doug Emhoff had an affair, kind of, but also more than 10 years ago, and it’s tanking the campaign (it’s not) JD Vance lives out his Entourage fantasies in a super cool way, and the Fail is totally objective about it Travis Kelce is concerned for his girlfriend, but not enough to come save her from Vienna Find your hosts on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them. Join us on Patreon for articles and photos at the $5 level (“Gutter”), and all of that plus an extra episode each week at the $10 level (“Tampongate”)! We’d love to have you, and your support <3  And if you like our show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Fri, 09 Aug 2024 05:00:00 -0000 full Kristen Meinzer He’s not. We don’t think that. Please believe us. This week:  Doug Emhoff had an affair, kind of, but also more than 10 years ago, and it’s tanking the campaign (it’s not) JD Vance lives out his Entourage fantasies in a super cool way, and the Fail is totally objective about it Travis Kelce is concerned for his girlfriend, but not enough to come save her from Vienna Find your hosts on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them. Join us on Patreon for articles and photos at the $5 level (“Gutter”), and all of that plus an extra episode each week at the $10 level (“Tampongate”)! We’d love to have you, and your support <3  And if you like our show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices He’s not. We don’t think that. Please believe us.

This week: 

  • Doug Emhoff had an affair, kind of, but also more than 10 years ago, and it’s tanking the campaign (it’s not)
  • JD Vance lives out his Entourage fantasies in a super cool way, and the Fail is totally objective about it
  • Travis Kelce is concerned for his girlfriend, but not enough to come save her from Vienna


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]]> 2569 Meghan Markle Is Jealous Of (checks notes) Kamala Harris Who’s being weird? Not us.  This week:   Meghan Markle and Kamala Harris are actually the same person! Cool!   Did you know you’re the worst party guest and you’re eating all the canapes?  NOBODY IS HAVING CARNAL RELATIONS WITH A COUCH (we think)  Find your hosts on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them. Join us on Patreon for articles and photos at the $5 level (“Gutter”), and all of that plus an extra episode each week at the $10 level (“Tampongate”)! We’d love to have you, and your support <3  And if you like our show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Fri, 02 Aug 2024 05:00:00 -0000 full Kristen Meinzer Who’s being weird? Not us.  This week:   Meghan Markle and Kamala Harris are actually the same person! Cool!   Did you know you’re the worst party guest and you’re eating all the canapes?  NOBODY IS HAVING CARNAL RELATIONS WITH A COUCH (we think)  Find your hosts on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them. Join us on Patreon for articles and photos at the $5 level (“Gutter”), and all of that plus an extra episode each week at the $10 level (“Tampongate”)! We’d love to have you, and your support <3  And if you like our show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Who’s being weird? Not us.

 This week:  

  • Meghan Markle and Kamala Harris are actually the same person! Cool!  
  • Did you know you’re the worst party guest and you’re eating all the canapes? 
  • NOBODY IS HAVING CARNAL RELATIONS WITH A COUCH (we think) 


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]]> 2643 A Kamala Harris Character Assassination Bonanza For The Ages Let’s be real, it’s the first of many. This week:  A young Kamala’s “affair” with a “married man” suggests she’s actually just sexed her way to the top (ugh)  Kamala is the descendant of slaves and an Irish slaveowning rapist, which is her fault (and also, why isn’t she acting more Irish)  Ella Emhoff hates her stepmother (she does not) and has body hair (as all humans do)  Find your hosts on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them. Join us on Patreon for articles and photos at the $5 level (“Gutter”), and all of that plus an extra episode each week at the $10 level (“Tampongate”)! We’d love to have you, and your support <3  And if you like our show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Fri, 26 Jul 2024 05:00:00 -0000 full Kristen Meinzer Let’s be real, it’s the first of many. This week:  A young Kamala’s “affair” with a “married man” suggests she’s actually just sexed her way to the top (ugh)  Kamala is the descendant of slaves and an Irish slaveowning rapist, which is her fault (and also, why isn’t she acting more Irish)  Ella Emhoff hates her stepmother (she does not) and has body hair (as all humans do)  Find your hosts on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them. Join us on Patreon for articles and photos at the $5 level (“Gutter”), and all of that plus an extra episode each week at the $10 level (“Tampongate”)! We’d love to have you, and your support <3  And if you like our show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Let’s be real, it’s the first of many.

This week: 

  • A young Kamala’s “affair” with a “married man” suggests she’s actually just sexed her way to the top (ugh) 
  • Kamala is the descendant of slaves and an Irish slaveowning rapist, which is her fault (and also, why isn’t she acting more Irish) 
  • Ella Emhoff hates her stepmother (she does not) and has body hair (as all humans do) 


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]]> 2516 King Charles IRATE That Other People Will Not HELP HIS WIFE Please. We’re begging. Won’t someone help with our coats? This week:   It’s time to feel bad for (checks notes) a Hillsong pastor Running misleading, outdated information about the shooter who tried to kill a former president, because why not?  Camilla struggles with her coat and watches cows bang. Her husband is also there!   Find your hosts on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them. Join us on Patreon for articles and photos at the $5 level (“Gutter”), and all of that plus an extra episode each week at the $10 level (“Tampongate”)! We’d love to have you, and your support <3  And if you like our show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Fri, 19 Jul 2024 04:00:00 -0000 full Kristen Meinzer Please. We’re begging. Won’t someone help with our coats? This week:   It’s time to feel bad for (checks notes) a Hillsong pastor Running misleading, outdated information about the shooter who tried to kill a former president, because why not?  Camilla struggles with her coat and watches cows bang. Her husband is also there!   Find your hosts on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them. Join us on Patreon for articles and photos at the $5 level (“Gutter”), and all of that plus an extra episode each week at the $10 level (“Tampongate”)! We’d love to have you, and your support <3  And if you like our show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Please. We’re begging. Won’t someone help with our coats?

This week:  

  • It’s time to feel bad for (checks notes) a Hillsong pastor
  • Running misleading, outdated information about the shooter who tried to kill a former president, because why not? 
  • Camilla struggles with her coat and watches cows bang. Her husband is also there!  


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]]> 2295 Michelle Obama Needs To Step Up (She Does Not) https://www.spreaker.com/episode/michelle-obama-needs-to-step-up-she-does-not--60667591 Oh, to be on a patio in Mallorca. This week:  Who’s to blame for our current political climate? MICHELLE OBAMA OF COURSE  Prince Harry wins an award for serving the veteran community, like a real asshole   An insight into the mind of cheaters, courtesy of Ashley Madison   Find your hosts on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them.Join us on Patreon (patreon.com/dailyfail) for articles and photos at the $5 level (“Gutter”), and all of that plus an extra episode each week at the $10 level (“Tampongate”)! We’d love to have you, and your support <3  And if you like our show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Fri, 12 Jul 2024 05:00:02 -0000 full Kristen Meinzer Oh, to be on a patio in Mallorca.  This week:  - Who’s to blame for our current political climate? MICHELLE OBAMA OF COURSE  - Prince Harry wins an award for serving the veteran community, like a real asshole   - An insight into the mind of cheaters,... Oh, to be on a patio in Mallorca. This week:  Who’s to blame for our current political climate? MICHELLE OBAMA OF COURSE  Prince Harry wins an award for serving the veteran community, like a real asshole   An insight into the mind of cheaters, courtesy of Ashley Madison   Find your hosts on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them.Join us on Patreon (patreon.com/dailyfail) for articles and photos at the $5 level (“Gutter”), and all of that plus an extra episode each week at the $10 level (“Tampongate”)! We’d love to have you, and your support <3  And if you like our show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices This week: 
  • Who’s to blame for our current political climate? MICHELLE OBAMA OF COURSE 
  • Prince Harry wins an award for serving the veteran community, like a real asshole  
  • An insight into the mind of cheaters, courtesy of Ashley Madison  
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]]> 2504 no Everything Is Bad. Blame Jill Biden! (?) https://www.spreaker.com/episode/everything-is-bad-blame-jill-biden--60601069 Maura apologizes for the leafblowers who decided to set up shop outside her office window, in the desert, wHERE THERE ARE NO LEAVES TO BLOW This week:   Jill Biden is pulling all of the strings of the worst marionette anyone’s ever seen  A decisive ruling on what nonbinary and trans athletes should be allowed, and which ones Megan Rapinoe secretly hates Meghan Markle gives terrible gifts, except she doesn’t, but we needed to talk about her so   Find your hosts on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them.Join us on Patreon (patreon.com/dailyfail) for articles and photos at the $5 level (“Gutter”), and all of that plus an extra episode each week at the $10 level (“Tampongate”)! We’d love to have you, and your support <3  And if you like our show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Fri, 05 Jul 2024 05:26:01 -0000 full Kristen Meinzer Maura apologizes for the leafblowers who decided to set up shop outside her office window, in the desert, wHERE THERE ARE NO LEAVES TO BLOW This week:   - Jill Biden is pulling all of the strings of the worst marionette anyone’s ever seen  - A... Maura apologizes for the leafblowers who decided to set up shop outside her office window, in the desert, wHERE THERE ARE NO LEAVES TO BLOW This week:   Jill Biden is pulling all of the strings of the worst marionette anyone’s ever seen  A decisive ruling on what nonbinary and trans athletes should be allowed, and which ones Megan Rapinoe secretly hates Meghan Markle gives terrible gifts, except she doesn’t, but we needed to talk about her so   Find your hosts on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them.Join us on Patreon (patreon.com/dailyfail) for articles and photos at the $5 level (“Gutter”), and all of that plus an extra episode each week at the $10 level (“Tampongate”)! We’d love to have you, and your support <3  And if you like our show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
  • Jill Biden is pulling all of the strings of the worst marionette anyone’s ever seen 
  • A decisive ruling on what nonbinary and trans athletes should be allowed, and which ones Megan Rapinoe secretly hates
  • Meghan Markle gives terrible gifts, except she doesn’t, but we needed to talk about her so  
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    ]]>     2286 no     The TRUTH Behind Taylor Swift Meeting The Royals: They All Hate Meghan https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-truth-behind-taylor-swift-meeting-the-royals-they-all-hate-meghan--60532099 Meghan is a bad bad mean lady :(This week:  When Taylor met with Prince William and his kids, it was actually a jab at Meghan and Harry? Somehow? Meghan’s dad is very sad and confused as to why he’s estranged, does not do introspection about this A sex expert says women should stop having so many FEELINGS and just wait for engagement before having sex Find your hosts on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them.Join us on Patreon (patreon.com/dailyfail) for articles and photos at the $5 level (“Gutter”), and all of that plus an extra episode each week at the $10 level (“Tampongate”)! We’d love to have you, and your support <3  And if you like our show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Fri, 28 Jun 2024 06:00:57 -0000 full Kristen Meinzer Meghan is a bad bad mean lady :( This week:  - When Taylor met with Prince William and his kids, it was actually a jab at Meghan and Harry? Somehow? - Meghan’s dad is very sad and confused as to why he’s estranged, does not do introspection about... Meghan is a bad bad mean lady :(This week:  When Taylor met with Prince William and his kids, it was actually a jab at Meghan and Harry? Somehow? Meghan’s dad is very sad and confused as to why he’s estranged, does not do introspection about this A sex expert says women should stop having so many FEELINGS and just wait for engagement before having sex Find your hosts on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them.Join us on Patreon (patreon.com/dailyfail) for articles and photos at the $5 level (“Gutter”), and all of that plus an extra episode each week at the $10 level (“Tampongate”)! We’d love to have you, and your support <3  And if you like our show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices This week: 
    • When Taylor met with Prince William and his kids, it was actually a jab at Meghan and Harry? Somehow?
    • Meghan’s dad is very sad and confused as to why he’s estranged, does not do introspection about this
    • A sex expert says women should stop having so many FEELINGS and just wait for engagement before having sex
    Find your hosts on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them.
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    ]]>     2452 no     Justin Timberlake WILL Be Speaking About This (not rn though) https://www.spreaker.com/episode/justin-timberlake-will-be-speaking-about-this-not-rn-though--60455895 Drinking and driving is for losers. Drinking and reading the tabloids, on the other hand, is for winners. This week:   A friend of Harry and Meghan posted a picture of Meghan’s jam and dog biscuits at tHE MOST OFFENSIVE TIME Bill Belichick is in loooooove (do not ask any more questions about it) Justin Timberlake’s lawyer says he’s got some stuff to say (he does not) Find your hosts on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them.Join us on Patreon (patreon.com/dailyfail) for articles and photos at the $5 level (“Gutter”), and all of that plus an extra episode each week at the $10 level (“Tampongate”)! We’d love to have you, and your support <3  And if you like our show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Fri, 21 Jun 2024 05:00:04 -0000 full Kristen Meinzer Drinking and driving is for losers. Drinking and reading the tabloids, on the other hand, is for winners. This week:   - A friend of Harry and Meghan posted a picture of Meghan’s jam and dog biscuits at tHE MOST OFFENSIVE TIME - Bill Belichick is in... Drinking and driving is for losers. Drinking and reading the tabloids, on the other hand, is for winners. This week:   A friend of Harry and Meghan posted a picture of Meghan’s jam and dog biscuits at tHE MOST OFFENSIVE TIME Bill Belichick is in loooooove (do not ask any more questions about it) Justin Timberlake’s lawyer says he’s got some stuff to say (he does not) Find your hosts on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them.Join us on Patreon (patreon.com/dailyfail) for articles and photos at the $5 level (“Gutter”), and all of that plus an extra episode each week at the $10 level (“Tampongate”)! We’d love to have you, and your support <3  And if you like our show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
  • A friend of Harry and Meghan posted a picture of Meghan’s jam and dog biscuits at tHE MOST OFFENSIVE TIME
  • Bill Belichick is in loooooove (do not ask any more questions about it)
  • Justin Timberlake’s lawyer says he’s got some stuff to say (he does not)

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    ]]>     2509 no     An Intimate Look At The Back Of Prince William’s iPhone https://www.spreaker.com/episode/an-intimate-look-at-the-back-of-prince-william-s-iphone--60377512 He’s a very busy guy with a lot of hard work to do. This week:  Taylor Swift could swing the election if she just endorsed Biden (she already has)  Princess Catherine sends a typo-ridden letter to the Irish Guards, of which she is somehow the colonel  Prince William’s private personal item is not nearly as exciting as we were hoping   Find your hosts on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them.Join us on Patreon (patreon.com/dailyfail) for articles and photos at the $5 level (“Gutter”), and all of that plus an extra episode each week at the $10 level (“Tampongate”)! We’d love to have you, and your support <3  And if you like our show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Fri, 14 Jun 2024 06:00:05 -0000 full Kristen Meinzer He’s a very busy guy with a lot of hard work to do.  This week:  - Taylor Swift could swing the election if she just endorsed Biden (she already has)  - Princess Catherine sends a typo-ridden letter to the Irish Guards, of which she is somehow the... He’s a very busy guy with a lot of hard work to do. This week:  Taylor Swift could swing the election if she just endorsed Biden (she already has)  Princess Catherine sends a typo-ridden letter to the Irish Guards, of which she is somehow the colonel  Prince William’s private personal item is not nearly as exciting as we were hoping   Find your hosts on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them.Join us on Patreon (patreon.com/dailyfail) for articles and photos at the $5 level (“Gutter”), and all of that plus an extra episode each week at the $10 level (“Tampongate”)! We’d love to have you, and your support <3  And if you like our show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices This week: 
    • Taylor Swift could swing the election if she just endorsed Biden (she already has) 
    • Princess Catherine sends a typo-ridden letter to the Irish Guards, of which she is somehow the colonel 
    • Prince William’s private personal item is not nearly as exciting as we were hoping  

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    ]]>     2423 no     FOCUS UP: Melania Trump’s Purse Is So Fancy! https://www.spreaker.com/episode/focus-up-melania-trump-s-purse-is-so-fancy--60304028 We’ve got these fails in the bag. This week:   Actually, Kate might never come back, but maybe she might  Donald Trump’s wife is very brave and beautiful, don’t mention the other stuff Ben Affleck and JLo are, of course, the worst people to ever exist  Find your hosts on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them.Join us on Patreon for articles and photos at the $5 level (“Gutter”), and all of that plus an extra episode each week at the $10 level (“Tampongate”)! We’d love to have you, and your support <3  And if you like our show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Fri, 07 Jun 2024 06:00:02 -0000 full Kristen Meinzer We’ve got these fails in the bag. This week:   - Actually, Kate might never come back, but maybe she might  - Donald Trump’s wife is very brave and beautiful, don’t mention the other stuff - Ben Affleck and JLo are, of course, the worst people to ever... We’ve got these fails in the bag. This week:   Actually, Kate might never come back, but maybe she might  Donald Trump’s wife is very brave and beautiful, don’t mention the other stuff Ben Affleck and JLo are, of course, the worst people to ever exist  Find your hosts on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them.Join us on Patreon for articles and photos at the $5 level (“Gutter”), and all of that plus an extra episode each week at the $10 level (“Tampongate”)! We’d love to have you, and your support <3  And if you like our show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
  • Actually, Kate might never come back, but maybe she might 
  • Donald Trump’s wife is very brave and beautiful, don’t mention the other stuff
  • Ben Affleck and JLo are, of course, the worst people to ever exist 

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    ]]>     2610 no     OH GOD PLEASE NO: Is KateGate Happening Again? https://www.spreaker.com/episode/oh-god-please-no-is-kategate-happening-again--60227261 What’s the opposite of manifesting? That’s what we’re doing. This week:  Ben Affleck is being GROSS and maybe DIVORCED??? Is Kate Middleton coming back to work? Or maybe adopted? You cowards don’t want to admit that maybe the Erewhon soup is good  Find your hosts on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them.Join us on Patreon for articles and photos at the $5 level (“Gutter”), and all of that plus an extra episode each week at the $10 level (“Tampongate”)! We’d love to have you, and your support <3  And if you like our show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Fri, 31 May 2024 05:00:04 -0000 full Kristen Meinzer What’s the opposite of manifesting? That’s what we’re doing.  This week:  - Ben Affleck is being GROSS and maybe DIVORCED??? - Is Kate Middleton coming back to work? Or maybe adopted? - You cowards don’t want to admit that maybe the Erewhon soup is... What’s the opposite of manifesting? That’s what we’re doing. This week:  Ben Affleck is being GROSS and maybe DIVORCED??? Is Kate Middleton coming back to work? Or maybe adopted? You cowards don’t want to admit that maybe the Erewhon soup is good  Find your hosts on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them.Join us on Patreon for articles and photos at the $5 level (“Gutter”), and all of that plus an extra episode each week at the $10 level (“Tampongate”)! We’d love to have you, and your support <3  And if you like our show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices This week: 
    • Ben Affleck is being GROSS and maybe DIVORCED???
    • Is Kate Middleton coming back to work? Or maybe adopted?
    • You cowards don’t want to admit that maybe the Erewhon soup is good 

    Find your hosts on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them.
    Join us on Patreon for articles and photos at the $5 level (“Gutter”), and all of that plus an extra episode each week at the $10 level (“Tampongate”)! We’d love to have you, and your support <3  And if you like our show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen.

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    ]]>     2319 no     OMG SWOON: Prince William Is The Third Sexiest British Man https://www.spreaker.com/episode/omg-swoon-prince-william-is-the-third-sexiest-british-man--60154768 Don’t worry, Meghan Markle still shows up in this one. This week:   A very dubious poll of 2,000 homewreckers concludes that Jeremy Clarkson is, once again, the hottest Brit on the cursed little island  SSRIs cause a fate worse than death, which is a thing that depressed people often face without treatment  Kevin Spacey, given a platform and 7 movies in as many years, still thinks this whole thing wasn’t really fair :/  Please note: if you or a loved one need help, the Suicide & Crisis lifeline offers 24/7 support. All you have to do is call or text 988.The national sexual assault hotline, operated by RAINN, is also reachable 24/7 at 1-800-656-4673. Find your hosts on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them.Join us on Patreon for articles and photos at the $5 level (“Gutter”), and all of that plus an extra episode each week at the $10 level (“Tampongate”)! We’d love to have you, and your support <3  And if you like our show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Fri, 24 May 2024 06:00:04 -0000 full Kristen Meinzer Don’t worry, Meghan Markle still shows up in this one. This week:   - A very dubious poll of 2,000 homewreckers concludes that Jeremy Clarkson is, once again, the hottest Brit on the cursed little island  - SSRIs cause a fate worse than death, which... Don’t worry, Meghan Markle still shows up in this one. This week:   A very dubious poll of 2,000 homewreckers concludes that Jeremy Clarkson is, once again, the hottest Brit on the cursed little island  SSRIs cause a fate worse than death, which is a thing that depressed people often face without treatment  Kevin Spacey, given a platform and 7 movies in as many years, still thinks this whole thing wasn’t really fair :/  Please note: if you or a loved one need help, the Suicide & Crisis lifeline offers 24/7 support. All you have to do is call or text 988.The national sexual assault hotline, operated by RAINN, is also reachable 24/7 at 1-800-656-4673. Find your hosts on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them.Join us on Patreon for articles and photos at the $5 level (“Gutter”), and all of that plus an extra episode each week at the $10 level (“Tampongate”)! We’d love to have you, and your support <3  And if you like our show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
  • A very dubious poll of 2,000 homewreckers concludes that Jeremy Clarkson is, once again, the hottest Brit on the cursed little island 
  • SSRIs cause a fate worse than death, which is a thing that depressed people often face without treatment 
  • Kevin Spacey, given a platform and 7 movies in as many years, still thinks this whole thing wasn’t really fair :/ 

    • Please note: if you or a loved one need help, the Suicide & Crisis lifeline offers 24/7 support. All you have to do is call or text 988.
    The national sexual assault hotline, operated by RAINN, is also reachable 24/7 at 1-800-656-4673. 

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    Join us on Patreon for articles and photos at the $5 level (“Gutter”), and all of that plus an extra episode each week at the $10 level (“Tampongate”)! We’d love to have you, and your support <3  And if you like our show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen.

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    ]]>     2424 no     Would You Still Love Us If We Were RFK Jr.’s Brain Worm https://www.spreaker.com/episode/would-you-still-love-us-if-we-were-rfk-jr-s-brain-worm--60063929 We hope everything’s going Arche-well.This week:  RFK Jr. is super able-bodied and able-minded and a great presidential candidate, according to his brain worm A clerical error gives Meghan and Harry’s haters a reason to hashtag another day  Cycling spandex should be canceled, but not because of this Good Morning America host Find your hosts on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them.Join us on Patreon for articles and photos at the $5 level (“Gutter”), and all of that plus an extra episode each week at the $10 level (“Tampongate”)! We’d love to have you, and your support <3  And if you like our show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Fri, 17 May 2024 06:00:04 -0000 full Kristen Meinzer We hope everything’s going Arche-well. This week:  - RFK Jr. is super able-bodied and able-minded and a great presidential candidate, according to his brain worm - A clerical error gives Meghan and Harry’s haters a reason to hashtag another day  -... We hope everything’s going Arche-well.This week:  RFK Jr. is super able-bodied and able-minded and a great presidential candidate, according to his brain worm A clerical error gives Meghan and Harry’s haters a reason to hashtag another day  Cycling spandex should be canceled, but not because of this Good Morning America host Find your hosts on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them.Join us on Patreon for articles and photos at the $5 level (“Gutter”), and all of that plus an extra episode each week at the $10 level (“Tampongate”)! We’d love to have you, and your support <3  And if you like our show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices This week: 
    • RFK Jr. is super able-bodied and able-minded and a great presidential candidate, according to his brain worm
    • A clerical error gives Meghan and Harry’s haters a reason to hashtag another day 
    • Cycling spandex should be canceled, but not because of this Good Morning America host

    Find your hosts on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them.
    Join us on Patreon for articles and photos at the $5 level (“Gutter”), and all of that plus an extra episode each week at the $10 level (“Tampongate”)! We’d love to have you, and your support <3  And if you like our show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen. 

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    ]]>     2338 no     Barron Trump Is Tall, Presidential, Did We Mention Tall https://www.spreaker.com/episode/barron-trump-is-tall-presidential-did-we-mention-tall--59953907 Fail to the chief. This week:   Prince Harry’s family does not show up to support a good cause, obviously Harry is to blame Barron Trump, who has never said a word in public, is a president in the making The Met Gala is probably not cursed, but man do we wish it was Find your hosts on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them.Join us on Patreon for articles and photos at the $5 level (“Gutter”), and all of that plus an extra episode each week at the $10 level (“Tampongate”)! We’d love to have you, and your support <3  And if you like our show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Fri, 10 May 2024 06:00:04 -0000 full Kristen Meinzer Fail to the chief. This week:   - Prince Harry’s family does not show up to support a good cause, obviously Harry is to blame - Barron Trump, who has never said a word in public, is a president in the making - The Met Gala is probably not cursed, but... Fail to the chief. This week:   Prince Harry’s family does not show up to support a good cause, obviously Harry is to blame Barron Trump, who has never said a word in public, is a president in the making The Met Gala is probably not cursed, but man do we wish it was Find your hosts on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them.Join us on Patreon for articles and photos at the $5 level (“Gutter”), and all of that plus an extra episode each week at the $10 level (“Tampongate”)! We’d love to have you, and your support <3  And if you like our show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
  • Prince Harry’s family does not show up to support a good cause, obviously Harry is to blame
  • Barron Trump, who has never said a word in public, is a president in the making
  • The Met Gala is probably not cursed, but man do we wish it was
    • Find your hosts on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them.
    Join us on Patreon for articles and photos at the $5 level (“Gutter”), and all of that plus an extra episode each week at the $10 level (“Tampongate”)! We’d love to have you, and your support <3  And if you like our show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen. 

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    ]]>     2695 no     Meghan And Harry Commit Yet Another Crime: Acknowledging The African Continent https://www.spreaker.com/episode/meghan-and-harry-commit-yet-another-crime-acknowledging-the-african-continent--59790076 We’re ailing from all this failing.This week:  King Charles is perhaps sicker than we thought. Let’s knock Will and Kate while we’re at it Meghan and Harry are going to Nigeria, a great affront to the crown White bread has been vilified and we’ve had ENOUGH Find your hosts on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them.Join us on Patreon for articles and photos at the $5 level (“Gutter”), and all of that plus an extra episode each week at the $10 level (“Tampongate”)! We’d love to have you, and your support <3  And if you like our show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Fri, 03 May 2024 07:00:12 -0000 full Kristen Meinzer We’re ailing from all this failing. This week:  - King Charles is perhaps sicker than we thought. Let’s knock Will and Kate while we’re at it - Meghan and Harry are going to Nigeria, a great affront to the crown - White bread has been vilified and... We’re ailing from all this failing.This week:  King Charles is perhaps sicker than we thought. Let’s knock Will and Kate while we’re at it Meghan and Harry are going to Nigeria, a great affront to the crown White bread has been vilified and we’ve had ENOUGH Find your hosts on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them.Join us on Patreon for articles and photos at the $5 level (“Gutter”), and all of that plus an extra episode each week at the $10 level (“Tampongate”)! We’d love to have you, and your support <3  And if you like our show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
    This week: 
    • King Charles is perhaps sicker than we thought. Let’s knock Will and Kate while we’re at it
    • Meghan and Harry are going to Nigeria, a great affront to the crown
    • White bread has been vilified and we’ve had ENOUGH
    Find your hosts on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them.
    Join us on Patreon for articles and photos at the $5 level (“Gutter”), and all of that plus an extra episode each week at the $10 level (“Tampongate”)! We’d love to have you, and your support <3  And if you like our show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen. 

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    ]]>     2267 no     Taylor Swift, Who Could Kill Us All With Her Bare Hands, HiTs ThE bOtTLe https://www.spreaker.com/episode/taylor-swift-who-could-kill-us-all-with-her-bare-hands-hits-the-bottle--59666391 Shoutout to the reviewer who thinks our hosting lineup has changed (it has not) for the worse (that’s your opinion). This week:   William, Kate, and Camilla all get new titles, perhaps just because they felt like it  An investigative reporter determines that Taylor Swift is both an active alcoholic because of her current boyfriend and a longtime alcoholic (probably neither are accurate)  Were Meghan and Harry’s children really born? We will never know.  Find your hosts on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them.Join us on Patreon (patreon.com/dailyfail) for articles and photos at the $5 level (“Gutter”), and all of that plus an extra episode each week at the $10 level (“Tampongate”)! We’d love to have you, and your support <3  And if you like our show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Fri, 26 Apr 2024 14:48:37 -0000 full Kristen Meinzer Shoutout to the reviewer who thinks our hosting lineup has changed (it has not) for the worse (that’s your opinion). This week:   - William, Kate, and Camilla all get new titles, perhaps just because they felt like it  - An investigative reporter... Shoutout to the reviewer who thinks our hosting lineup has changed (it has not) for the worse (that’s your opinion). This week:   William, Kate, and Camilla all get new titles, perhaps just because they felt like it  An investigative reporter determines that Taylor Swift is both an active alcoholic because of her current boyfriend and a longtime alcoholic (probably neither are accurate)  Were Meghan and Harry’s children really born? We will never know.  Find your hosts on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them.Join us on Patreon (patreon.com/dailyfail) for articles and photos at the $5 level (“Gutter”), and all of that plus an extra episode each week at the $10 level (“Tampongate”)! We’d love to have you, and your support <3  And if you like our show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
  • William, Kate, and Camilla all get new titles, perhaps just because they felt like it 
  • An investigative reporter determines that Taylor Swift is both an active alcoholic because of her current boyfriend and a longtime alcoholic (probably neither are accurate) 
  • Were Meghan and Harry’s children really born? We will never know. 
    • Find your hosts on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them.
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    ]]>     2916 no     Meghan Markle Commits The Ultimate Atrocity: Making Jam https://www.spreaker.com/episode/meghan-markle-commits-the-ultimate-atrocity-making-jam--59535965 We’ve just learned that a fifth grader listens to this show (hi, Zarie!) and would consider a swear jar if the tabloids weren’t so… you know.This week:  A gross, sexist rundown of a feud between two Vegas strip clubs  WHY DON’T WE GET TO SEE THE INSIDE OF MEGHAN MARKLE’S HOUSE?!?!?!? WHYYYYYY  A small number of men commit a disgusting crime, and not only is it a widespread trend – it’s actually women’s fault for being mean :(  Side note: Thanks to listener Sara for pointing this out on Twitter — Maura misspoke and brothels are legal in 10 of Nevada's 16 counties. Sexism is real in all of them, though.Find your hosts on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them.Join us on Patreon (Patreon.com/DailyFail) for articles and photos at the $5 level (“Gutter”), and all of that plus an extra episode each week at the $10 level (“Tampongate”)! We’d love to have you, and your support <3  And if you like our show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Fri, 19 Apr 2024 07:00:03 -0000 full Kristen Meinzer We’ve just learned that a fifth grader listens to this show (hi, Zarie!) and would consider a swear jar if the tabloids weren’t so… you know. This week:  - A gross, sexist rundown of a feud between two Vegas strip clubs  - WHY DON’T WE GET TO SEE THE... We’ve just learned that a fifth grader listens to this show (hi, Zarie!) and would consider a swear jar if the tabloids weren’t so… you know.This week:  A gross, sexist rundown of a feud between two Vegas strip clubs  WHY DON’T WE GET TO SEE THE INSIDE OF MEGHAN MARKLE’S HOUSE?!?!?!? WHYYYYYY  A small number of men commit a disgusting crime, and not only is it a widespread trend – it’s actually women’s fault for being mean :(  Side note: Thanks to listener Sara for pointing this out on Twitter — Maura misspoke and brothels are legal in 10 of Nevada's 16 counties. Sexism is real in all of them, though.Find your hosts on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them.Join us on Patreon (Patreon.com/DailyFail) for articles and photos at the $5 level (“Gutter”), and all of that plus an extra episode each week at the $10 level (“Tampongate”)! We’d love to have you, and your support <3  And if you like our show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices This week: 
    • A gross, sexist rundown of a feud between two Vegas strip clubs 
    • WHY DON’T WE GET TO SEE THE INSIDE OF MEGHAN MARKLE’S HOUSE?!?!?!? WHYYYYYY 
    • A small number of men commit a disgusting crime, and not only is it a widespread trend – it’s actually women’s fault for being mean :( 
    Side note: Thanks to listener Sara for pointing this out on Twitter — Maura misspoke and brothels are legal in 10 of Nevada's 16 counties. Sexism is real in all of them, though.

    Find your hosts on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them.
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    ]]>     2625 no     DEVASTATING: Netflix Made Prince Andrew, A Sweet Angel Boy, Look Bad https://www.spreaker.com/episode/devastating-netflix-made-prince-andrew-a-sweet-angel-boy-look-bad--59425673 It was a total fail-clypse of the heart. This week:  Netflix borrows a little too much from reality and makes Andrew look guilty of what many agree he looks guilty of  The queer children of famous people are scrutinized for the sake of crafting a gay panic  Cowboy Carter who? Your Western style icon is actually… Princess Anne.  Find your hosts on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them.Join us on Patreon (Patreon.com/DailyFail) for articles and photos at the $5 level (“Gutter”), and all of that plus an extra episode each week at the $10 level (“Tampongate”)! We’d love to have you, and your support <3  And if you like our show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Fri, 12 Apr 2024 07:00:04 -0000 full Kristen Meinzer It was a total fail-clypse of the heart.  This week:  - Netflix borrows a little too much from reality and makes Andrew look guilty of what many agree he looks guilty of  - The queer children of famous people are scrutinized for the sake of crafting a... It was a total fail-clypse of the heart. This week:  Netflix borrows a little too much from reality and makes Andrew look guilty of what many agree he looks guilty of  The queer children of famous people are scrutinized for the sake of crafting a gay panic  Cowboy Carter who? Your Western style icon is actually… Princess Anne.  Find your hosts on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them.Join us on Patreon (Patreon.com/DailyFail) for articles and photos at the $5 level (“Gutter”), and all of that plus an extra episode each week at the $10 level (“Tampongate”)! We’d love to have you, and your support <3  And if you like our show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices This week: 
    • Netflix borrows a little too much from reality and makes Andrew look guilty of what many agree he looks guilty of 
    • The queer children of famous people are scrutinized for the sake of crafting a gay panic 
    • Cowboy Carter who? Your Western style icon is actually… Princess Anne. 

    Find your hosts on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them.
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    ]]>     2695 no     SCANDAL: JoJo Siwa Spotted With Monster PEEN https://www.spreaker.com/episode/scandal-jojo-siwa-spotted-with-monster-peen--59300119 It’s a return to our regular failure format, friends. This week:  The Prince Andrew rehabilitation tour continues, inexplicably A study involving nose sizes and male anatomy involved a nonzero number of corpses JoJo Siwa, an adult person, enters a sex shop Find your hosts on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them.Join us on Patreon (Patreon.com/DailyFail) for articles and photos at the $5 level (“Gutter”), and all of that plus an extra episode each week at the $10 level (“Tampongate”)! We’d love to have you, and your support <3  And if you like our show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Fri, 05 Apr 2024 07:00:02 -0000 full Kristen Meinzer It’s a return to our regular failure format, friends.  This week:  - The Prince Andrew rehabilitation tour continues, inexplicably - A study involving nose sizes and male anatomy involved a nonzero number of corpses - JoJo Siwa, an adult person,... It’s a return to our regular failure format, friends. This week:  The Prince Andrew rehabilitation tour continues, inexplicably A study involving nose sizes and male anatomy involved a nonzero number of corpses JoJo Siwa, an adult person, enters a sex shop Find your hosts on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them.Join us on Patreon (Patreon.com/DailyFail) for articles and photos at the $5 level (“Gutter”), and all of that plus an extra episode each week at the $10 level (“Tampongate”)! We’d love to have you, and your support <3  And if you like our show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices This week: 
    • The Prince Andrew rehabilitation tour continues, inexplicably
    • A study involving nose sizes and male anatomy involved a nonzero number of corpses
    • JoJo Siwa, an adult person, enters a sex shop
    Find your hosts on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them.
    Join us on Patreon (Patreon.com/DailyFail) for articles and photos at the $5 level (“Gutter”), and all of that plus an extra episode each week at the $10 level (“Tampongate”)! We’d love to have you, and your support <3  And if you like our show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen. 

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    ]]>     2414 no     #KateGate: People Still Be Saying Stuff (Derogatory) https://www.spreaker.com/episode/kategate-people-still-be-saying-stuff-derogatory--59212308 With Kate’s now-public diagnosis of cancer, we wish the Princess all the best… but it hasn’t quieted down the tabloid maelstrom of ugliness, blame, and misdirection. The real question is: was it ever going to?In what we hope is our final special episode on #KateGate, we discuss what happened, what’s happening, and where we go from here. Find your hosts on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them.Join us on Patreon (Patreon.com/DailyFail) for articles and photos at the $5 level (“Gutter”), and all of that plus an extra episode each week at the $10 level (“Tampongate”)! We’d love to have you, and your support <3  And if you like our show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Fri, 29 Mar 2024 07:00:02 -0000 full Kristen Meinzer With Kate’s now-public diagnosis of cancer, we wish the Princess all the best… but it hasn’t quieted down the tabloid maelstrom of ugliness, blame, and misdirection. The real question is: was it ever going to?In what we hope is our final special... With Kate’s now-public diagnosis of cancer, we wish the Princess all the best… but it hasn’t quieted down the tabloid maelstrom of ugliness, blame, and misdirection. The real question is: was it ever going to?In what we hope is our final special episode on #KateGate, we discuss what happened, what’s happening, and where we go from here. Find your hosts on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them.Join us on Patreon (Patreon.com/DailyFail) for articles and photos at the $5 level (“Gutter”), and all of that plus an extra episode each week at the $10 level (“Tampongate”)! We’d love to have you, and your support <3  And if you like our show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Find your hosts on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them.
    Join us on Patreon (Patreon.com/DailyFail) for articles and photos at the $5 level (“Gutter”), and all of that plus an extra episode each week at the $10 level (“Tampongate”)! We’d love to have you, and your support <3  And if you like our show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen. 

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    ]]>     2704 no     KateGate 2024: What We Know, But Mostly Don't https://www.spreaker.com/episode/kategate-2024-what-we-know-but-mostly-don-t--59131109 IMPORTANT NOTE: This episode was released just hours before the Princess' announcement that she's receiving treatment for cancer. We're sending thoughts and love to Catherine and her family; please note, in the interim, that the information in this episode reflects our knowledge as of 3/21/2024.KateGate is the gift (?) that keeps on giving. So, once again, we pry our tired eyes away from the tabloids and focus our attention on the myriad ways that KP just can’t seem to get it right. Also, Obama’s in this now.Find your hosts on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them.Join us on Patreon (Patreon.com/DailyFail) for articles and photos at the $5 level (“Gutter”), and all of that plus an extra episode each week at the $10 level (“Tampongate”)! We’d love to have you, and your support <3  And if you like our show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Fri, 22 Mar 2024 07:00:03 -0000 full Kristen Meinzer IMPORTANT NOTE: This episode was released just hours before the Princess' announcement that she's receiving treatment for cancer. We're sending thoughts and love to Catherine and her family; please note, in the interim, that the information in this... IMPORTANT NOTE: This episode was released just hours before the Princess' announcement that she's receiving treatment for cancer. We're sending thoughts and love to Catherine and her family; please note, in the interim, that the information in this episode reflects our knowledge as of 3/21/2024.KateGate is the gift (?) that keeps on giving. So, once again, we pry our tired eyes away from the tabloids and focus our attention on the myriad ways that KP just can’t seem to get it right. Also, Obama’s in this now.Find your hosts on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them.Join us on Patreon (Patreon.com/DailyFail) for articles and photos at the $5 level (“Gutter”), and all of that plus an extra episode each week at the $10 level (“Tampongate”)! We’d love to have you, and your support <3  And if you like our show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
    KateGate is the gift (?) that keeps on giving. So, once again, we pry our tired eyes away from the tabloids and focus our attention on the myriad ways that KP just can’t seem to get it right. Also, Obama’s in this now.

    Find your hosts on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them.
    Join us on Patreon (Patreon.com/DailyFail) for articles and photos at the $5 level (“Gutter”), and all of that plus an extra episode each week at the $10 level (“Tampongate”)! We’d love to have you, and your support <3  And if you like our show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen. 

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    ]]>     3133 no     #KateGate Got Worse, Somehow https://www.spreaker.com/episode/kategate-got-worse-somehow--59050448 IMPORTANT NOTE: This episode was recorded and released weeks prior to the Princess' announcement that she's receiving treatment for cancer. Our thoughts and best wishes are with her family.Well, listeners, we thought we were going to return to our normal format this week… but Mother’s Day comes for us all. So: this week, we discuss A Series of Unfortunate Photographs, a PR strategy best described as “wack,” and why everyone’s saying made-up words like “Marchioness of Cholmondeley.” Find your hosts on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them.Join us on Patreon (Patreon.com/DailyFail) for articles and photos at the $5 level (“Gutter”), and all of that plus an extra episode each week at the $10 level (“Tampongate”)! We’d love to have you, and your support <3  And if you like our show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Fri, 15 Mar 2024 07:00:02 -0000 full Kristen Meinzer IMPORTANT NOTE: This episode was recorded and released weeks prior to the Princess' announcement that she's receiving treatment for cancer. Our thoughts and best wishes are with her family. Well, listeners, we thought we were going to return to our... IMPORTANT NOTE: This episode was recorded and released weeks prior to the Princess' announcement that she's receiving treatment for cancer. Our thoughts and best wishes are with her family.Well, listeners, we thought we were going to return to our normal format this week… but Mother’s Day comes for us all. So: this week, we discuss A Series of Unfortunate Photographs, a PR strategy best described as “wack,” and why everyone’s saying made-up words like “Marchioness of Cholmondeley.” Find your hosts on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them.Join us on Patreon (Patreon.com/DailyFail) for articles and photos at the $5 level (“Gutter”), and all of that plus an extra episode each week at the $10 level (“Tampongate”)! We’d love to have you, and your support <3  And if you like our show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
    Well, listeners, we thought we were going to return to our normal format this week… but Mother’s Day comes for us all. 

    So: this week, we discuss A Series of Unfortunate Photographs, a PR strategy best described as “wack,” and why everyone’s saying made-up words like “Marchioness of Cholmondeley.” 

    Find your hosts on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them.
    Join us on Patreon (Patreon.com/DailyFail) for articles and photos at the $5 level (“Gutter”), and all of that plus an extra episode each week at the $10 level (“Tampongate”)! We’d love to have you, and your support <3  And if you like our show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen. 

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    ]]>     2951 no     Where is Kate Middleton? https://www.spreaker.com/episode/where-is-kate-middleton--58965325 IMPORTANT NOTE: This episode was recorded and released weeks prior to the Princess' announcement that she's receiving treatment for cancer. Our thoughts and best wishes are with her family.This week, we break format and present a Very Special Episode™ all about the absolute debacle that has been Kate Middleton’s leave of absence.What do we know? Where have the tabloids and the palace shot themselves in the foot? And why, exactly, has the future queen of England all but vanished from the public eye? We present the facts, our hot takes, and some new intel — shared with us by the one and only Kate Casey (Patreon.com/KateCasey).Find your hosts on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them.Join us on Patreon (Patreon.com/DailyFail) for articles and photos at the $5 level (“Gutter”), and all of that plus an extra episode each week at the $10 level (“Tampongate”)! We’d love to have you, and your support <3 And if you like our show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Fri, 08 Mar 2024 08:00:02 -0000 full Kristen Meinzer IMPORTANT NOTE: This episode was recorded and released weeks prior to the Princess' announcement that she's receiving treatment for cancer. Our thoughts and best wishes are with her family. This week, we break format and present a Very Special... IMPORTANT NOTE: This episode was recorded and released weeks prior to the Princess' announcement that she's receiving treatment for cancer. Our thoughts and best wishes are with her family.This week, we break format and present a Very Special Episode™ all about the absolute debacle that has been Kate Middleton’s leave of absence.What do we know? Where have the tabloids and the palace shot themselves in the foot? And why, exactly, has the future queen of England all but vanished from the public eye? We present the facts, our hot takes, and some new intel — shared with us by the one and only Kate Casey (Patreon.com/KateCasey).Find your hosts on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them.Join us on Patreon (Patreon.com/DailyFail) for articles and photos at the $5 level (“Gutter”), and all of that plus an extra episode each week at the $10 level (“Tampongate”)! We’d love to have you, and your support <3 And if you like our show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
    This week, we break format and present a Very Special Episode™ all about the absolute debacle that has been Kate Middleton’s leave of absence.
    What do we know? Where have the tabloids and the palace shot themselves in the foot? And why, exactly, has the future queen of England all but vanished from the public eye? We present the facts, our hot takes, and some new intel — shared with us by the one and only Kate Casey (Patreon.com/KateCasey).

    Find your hosts on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them.
    Join us on Patreon (Patreon.com/DailyFail) for articles and photos at the $5 level (“Gutter”), and all of that plus an extra episode each week at the $10 level (“Tampongate”)! We’d love to have you, and your support <3 And if you like our show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen.

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    ]]>     3144 no     Prince Andrew, A Good And Normal Guy, Gets A Comeback https://www.spreaker.com/episode/prince-andrew-a-good-and-normal-guy-gets-a-comeback--58876068 If you like piña fail-ladas / and getting caught in the rain of stories that make no sense and are bad oh god please send helpThis week: A West End production of a play about different experiences of racism offers shows for people who experience racism differently, Tories aghast Prince Andrew is doing so good! And no we’re not going to mention the other stuff You are a walking red flag and it’s destroying your chances at finding love <3 And find your hosts on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them.Join us on Patreon (Patreon.com/DailyFail) for articles and photos at the $5 level (“Gutter”), and all of that plus an extra episode each week at the $10 level (“Tampongate”)! We’d love to have you, and your support <3 And if you like our show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Fri, 01 Mar 2024 08:00:02 -0000 full Kristen Meinzer If you like piña fail-ladas / and getting caught in the rain of stories that make no sense and are bad oh god please send help This week: - A West End production of a play about different experiences of racism offers shows for people who experience... If you like piña fail-ladas / and getting caught in the rain of stories that make no sense and are bad oh god please send helpThis week: A West End production of a play about different experiences of racism offers shows for people who experience racism differently, Tories aghast Prince Andrew is doing so good! And no we’re not going to mention the other stuff You are a walking red flag and it’s destroying your chances at finding love <3 And find your hosts on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them.Join us on Patreon (Patreon.com/DailyFail) for articles and photos at the $5 level (“Gutter”), and all of that plus an extra episode each week at the $10 level (“Tampongate”)! We’d love to have you, and your support <3 And if you like our show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices This week:
    • A West End production of a play about different experiences of racism offers shows for people who experience racism differently, Tories aghast
    • Prince Andrew is doing so good! And no we’re not going to mention the other stuff
    • You are a walking red flag and it’s destroying your chances at finding love <3

    And find your hosts on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them.
    Join us on Patreon (Patreon.com/DailyFail) for articles and photos at the $5 level (“Gutter”), and all of that plus an extra episode each week at the $10 level (“Tampongate”)! We’d love to have you, and your support <3 And if you like our show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen.

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    ]]>     2427 no     A Cosmetic Surgery Bonanza Extraordinaire (feat. Dr. Jonathan Zelken) https://www.spreaker.com/episode/a-cosmetic-surgery-bonanza-extraordinaire-feat-dr-jonathan-zelken--58743682 Is fail an aesthetic? Can we make it one? This week, we’re joined by Dr. Jonathan Zelken — plastic surgeon to the stars and astute assessor of all aesthetic propagandizing. Story-wise: Heidi Pratt says she’s not on Ozempic (but she is still doing a product placement about it) How do rich people defy age and not look like decrepit goblins at 40? Here are the tells that reveal your age (derogatory) Find Dr. Zelken: The Zelken Institute Instagram @johnathanzelkenmd YouTube And find your hosts on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them.Join us on Patreon (Patreon.com/DailyFail) for articles and photos at the $5 level (“Gutter”), and all of that plus an extra episode each week at the $10 level (“Tampongate”)! We’d love to have you, and your support <3 And if you like our show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Fri, 23 Feb 2024 08:00:01 -0000 full Kristen Meinzer Is fail an aesthetic? Can we make it one? This week, we’re joined by Dr. Jonathan Zelken — plastic surgeon to the stars and astute assessor of all aesthetic propagandizing. Story-wise: - Heidi Pratt says she’s not on Ozempic (but she is still doing... Is fail an aesthetic? Can we make it one? This week, we’re joined by Dr. Jonathan Zelken — plastic surgeon to the stars and astute assessor of all aesthetic propagandizing. Story-wise: Heidi Pratt says she’s not on Ozempic (but she is still doing a product placement about it) How do rich people defy age and not look like decrepit goblins at 40? Here are the tells that reveal your age (derogatory) Find Dr. Zelken: The Zelken Institute Instagram @johnathanzelkenmd YouTube And find your hosts on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them.Join us on Patreon (Patreon.com/DailyFail) for articles and photos at the $5 level (“Gutter”), and all of that plus an extra episode each week at the $10 level (“Tampongate”)! We’d love to have you, and your support <3 And if you like our show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Story-wise:
    • Heidi Pratt says she’s not on Ozempic (but she is still doing a product placement about it)
    • How do rich people defy age and not look like decrepit goblins at 40?
    • Here are the tells that reveal your age (derogatory)
    Find Dr. Zelken:
    And find your hosts on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them.

    Join us on Patreon (Patreon.com/DailyFail) for articles and photos at the $5 level (“Gutter”), and all of that plus an extra episode each week at the $10 level (“Tampongate”)! We’d love to have you, and your support <3 And if you like our show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen.

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    ]]>     2318 no     Noted Paleolithic Artifact Joe Biden Is Actually His Wife’s Fault https://www.spreaker.com/episode/noted-paleolithic-artifact-joe-biden-is-actually-his-wife-s-fault--58701458 Will you be our fail-entines? This week: If King Charles has cancer, so do… all Americans? Jill Biden is a puppeteer mastermind and also a medical doctor (actually she is neither) Meghan and Harry don’t deserve last names 😡 Join us on Patreon (Patreon.com/DailyFail) for articles and photos at the $5 level (“Gutter”), and all of that plus an extra episode each week at the $10 level (“Tampongate”)! We’d love to have you, and your support <3 Find us on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them. And if you like the show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Fri, 16 Feb 2024 08:00:02 -0000 full Kristen Meinzer Will you be our fail-entines? This week: - If King Charles has cancer, so do… all Americans? - Jill Biden is a puppeteer mastermind and also a medical doctor (actually she is neither) - Meghan and Harry don’t deserve last names 😡... Will you be our fail-entines? This week: If King Charles has cancer, so do… all Americans? Jill Biden is a puppeteer mastermind and also a medical doctor (actually she is neither) Meghan and Harry don’t deserve last names 😡 Join us on Patreon (Patreon.com/DailyFail) for articles and photos at the $5 level (“Gutter”), and all of that plus an extra episode each week at the $10 level (“Tampongate”)! We’d love to have you, and your support <3 Find us on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them. And if you like the show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
    • If King Charles has cancer, so do… all Americans?
    • Jill Biden is a puppeteer mastermind and also a medical doctor (actually she is neither)
    • Meghan and Harry don’t deserve last names 😡

    Join us on Patreon (Patreon.com/DailyFail) for articles and photos at the $5 level (“Gutter”), and all of that plus an extra episode each week at the $10 level (“Tampongate”)! We’d love to have you, and your support <3
    Find us on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them. And if you like the show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen.

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    ]]>     2399 no     King Charles’ Medical History (Horses’ Version) https://www.spreaker.com/episode/king-charles-medical-history-horses-version--58616714 Don’t hate the fail, hate the game. Actually, hate all of it. This week: There is no better time to rehash the monarch’s various horse-related injuries than… a cancer diagnosis? Nobody wants to hang out with Harry :( Taylor Swift is in the pocket of the NFL, because obviously she needs them more than they need her (?) Join us on Patreon (Patreon.com/DailyFail) for articles and photos at the $5 level (“Gutter”), and all of that plus an extra episode each week at the $10 level (“Tampongate”)! We’d love to have you, and your support <3 Find us on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them. And if you like the show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Fri, 09 Feb 2024 08:00:02 -0000 full Kristen Meinzer Don’t hate the fail, hate the game. Actually, hate all of it. This week: - There is no better time to rehash the monarch’s various horse-related injuries than… a cancer diagnosis? - Nobody wants to hang out with Harry :( - Taylor Swift is in the... Don’t hate the fail, hate the game. Actually, hate all of it. This week: There is no better time to rehash the monarch’s various horse-related injuries than… a cancer diagnosis? Nobody wants to hang out with Harry :( Taylor Swift is in the pocket of the NFL, because obviously she needs them more than they need her (?) Join us on Patreon (Patreon.com/DailyFail) for articles and photos at the $5 level (“Gutter”), and all of that plus an extra episode each week at the $10 level (“Tampongate”)! We’d love to have you, and your support <3 Find us on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them. And if you like the show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
  • There is no better time to rehash the monarch’s various horse-related injuries than… a cancer diagnosis?
  • Nobody wants to hang out with Harry :(
  • Taylor Swift is in the pocket of the NFL, because obviously she needs them more than they need her (?)
    • Join us on Patreon (Patreon.com/DailyFail) for articles and photos at the $5 level (“Gutter”), and all of that plus an extra episode each week at the $10 level (“Tampongate”)! We’d love to have you, and your support <3
    Find us on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them. And if you like the show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen.

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    ]]>     2436 no     Elizabeth Moss Doesn’t Have A Public Dating History To Shame, But That Won’t Stop Us https://www.spreaker.com/episode/elizabeth-moss-doesn-t-have-a-public-dating-history-to-shame-but-that-won-t-stop-us--58538740 Happy Fail-bruary. This week: Prince William, father of three children, must actually parent his children Rich women are undateable because men must be able to be providers or they’ll die Elizabeth Moss is pregnant, so we simply must come up with ways to make her look like a floozy Join us on Patreon (Patreon.com/DailyFail) for articles and photos at the $5 level (“Gutter”), and all of that plus an extra episode each week at the $10 level (“Tampongate”)! We’d love to have you, and your support <3 Find us on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them. And if you like the show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Fri, 02 Feb 2024 08:00:02 -0000 full Kristen Meinzer Happy Fail-bruary. This week: - Prince William, father of three children, must actually parent his children - Rich women are undateable because men must be able to be providers or they’ll die - Elizabeth Moss is pregnant, so we simply must come up... Happy Fail-bruary. This week: Prince William, father of three children, must actually parent his children Rich women are undateable because men must be able to be providers or they’ll die Elizabeth Moss is pregnant, so we simply must come up with ways to make her look like a floozy Join us on Patreon (Patreon.com/DailyFail) for articles and photos at the $5 level (“Gutter”), and all of that plus an extra episode each week at the $10 level (“Tampongate”)! We’d love to have you, and your support <3 Find us on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them. And if you like the show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
    • Prince William, father of three children, must actually parent his children
    • Rich women are undateable because men must be able to be providers or they’ll die
    • Elizabeth Moss is pregnant, so we simply must come up with ways to make her look like a floozy
    Join us on Patreon (Patreon.com/DailyFail) for articles and photos at the $5 level (“Gutter”), and all of that plus an extra episode each week at the $10 level (“Tampongate”)! We’d love to have you, and your support <3
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    ]]>     2394 no     Jeremy Allen White Is Succeeding. Let’s Make Him Look Like A Bad Dude! https://www.spreaker.com/episode/jeremy-allen-white-is-succeeding-let-s-make-him-look-like-a-bad-dude--58450427 Flipping the fail bird. This week: The hot, successful figurehead of a very successful show is actually a recovering addict, and therefore a bad person <3 Kate Middleton is in the hospital for something that will not kill her, but that’s not stopping anyone from melodrama Diet like a pro and keep it a secret from all of your loved ones!* *Please do not actually do that. If you’re in the U.S., you can call 1-888-375-7767 for eating disorder crisis assistance from ANAD, Monday-Friday, 9a-9p Central. The general mental health crisis line is 988.Join us on Patreon (Patreon.com/DailyFail) for articles and photos at the $5 level (“Gutter”), and all of that plus an extra episode each week at the $10 level (“Tampongate”)! We’d love to have you, and your support <3 Find us on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them. And if you like the show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Fri, 26 Jan 2024 08:00:02 -0000 full Kristen Meinzer Flipping the fail bird. This week: - The hot, successful figurehead of a very successful show is actually a recovering addict, and therefore a bad person &lt;3 - Kate Middleton is in the hospital for something that will not kill her, but that’s not... Flipping the fail bird. This week: The hot, successful figurehead of a very successful show is actually a recovering addict, and therefore a bad person <3 Kate Middleton is in the hospital for something that will not kill her, but that’s not stopping anyone from melodrama Diet like a pro and keep it a secret from all of your loved ones!* *Please do not actually do that. If you’re in the U.S., you can call 1-888-375-7767 for eating disorder crisis assistance from ANAD, Monday-Friday, 9a-9p Central. The general mental health crisis line is 988.Join us on Patreon (Patreon.com/DailyFail) for articles and photos at the $5 level (“Gutter”), and all of that plus an extra episode each week at the $10 level (“Tampongate”)! We’d love to have you, and your support <3 Find us on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them. And if you like the show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
  • The hot, successful figurehead of a very successful show is actually a recovering addict, and therefore a bad person <3
  • Kate Middleton is in the hospital for something that will not kill her, but that’s not stopping anyone from melodrama
  • Diet like a pro and keep it a secret from all of your loved ones!*
    • *Please do not actually do that. If you’re in the U.S., you can call 1-888-375-7767 for eating disorder crisis assistance from ANAD, Monday-Friday, 9a-9p Central. The general mental health crisis line is 988.
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    ]]>     2345 no     TRAGIC: Queen Elizabeth Spent Her Final Days Jealous Of A Toddler https://www.spreaker.com/episode/tragic-queen-elizabeth-spent-her-final-days-jealous-of-a-toddler--58357257 In the fail caucus, the winner is… nobody. This week: The late Queen, a notable owner of things, actually only owned her name and was devastated when Harry and Meghan… took it from her? The advent of Ozempic reveals that body positivity was always a joke, and women were always crazy <3 Prince Harry is either a prodigious pilot or a stolen valor idiot, depending on the day Join us on Patreon (Patreon.com/DailyFail) for articles and photos at the $5 level (“Gutter”), and all of that plus an extra episode each week at the $10 level (“Tampongate”)! We’d love to have you, and your support <3 Find us on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Fri, 19 Jan 2024 08:00:02 -0000 full Kristen Meinzer In the fail caucus, the winner is… nobody. This week: - The late Queen, a notable owner of things, actually only owned her name and was devastated when Harry and Meghan… took it from her? - The advent of Ozempic reveals that body positivity was always... In the fail caucus, the winner is… nobody. This week: The late Queen, a notable owner of things, actually only owned her name and was devastated when Harry and Meghan… took it from her? The advent of Ozempic reveals that body positivity was always a joke, and women were always crazy <3 Prince Harry is either a prodigious pilot or a stolen valor idiot, depending on the day Join us on Patreon (Patreon.com/DailyFail) for articles and photos at the $5 level (“Gutter”), and all of that plus an extra episode each week at the $10 level (“Tampongate”)! We’d love to have you, and your support <3 Find us on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
  • The late Queen, a notable owner of things, actually only owned her name and was devastated when Harry and Meghan… took it from her?
  • The advent of Ozempic reveals that body positivity was always a joke, and women were always crazy <3
  • Prince Harry is either a prodigious pilot or a stolen valor idiot, depending on the day

    • Join us on Patreon (Patreon.com/DailyFail) for articles and photos at the $5 level (“Gutter”), and all of that plus an extra episode each week at the $10 level (“Tampongate”)! We’d love to have you, and your support <3
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    ]]>     2440 no     Ivanka Trump Is A Nepo Baby And That’s The Problem, Actually https://www.spreaker.com/episode/ivanka-trump-is-a-nepo-baby-and-that-s-the-problem-actually--58270968 Let us light up the dead of winter with these shimmering, transcendent fails. This week: Ivanka Trump is a nepo baby, so once again we don’t have to talk about the other stuff These famous people are going to RFK Jr.’s party (by which we mean they’re going out of their way to not do that) Women, noted slags, fall out of love with men as a marriage progresses, and there’s ReALLy nO GoOd ReAsOn Join us on Patreon (patreon.com/dailyfail) for articles and photos at the $5 level (“Gutter”), and all of that plus an extra episode each week at the $10 level (“Tampongate”)! We’d love to have you, and your support <3 Find us on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them. And if you like the show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Fri, 12 Jan 2024 08:15:02 -0000 full Kristen Meinzer Let us light up the dead of winter with these shimmering, transcendent fails. This week: - Ivanka Trump is a nepo baby, so once again we don’t have to talk about the other stuff - These famous people are going to RFK Jr.’s party (by which we mean... Let us light up the dead of winter with these shimmering, transcendent fails. This week: Ivanka Trump is a nepo baby, so once again we don’t have to talk about the other stuff These famous people are going to RFK Jr.’s party (by which we mean they’re going out of their way to not do that) Women, noted slags, fall out of love with men as a marriage progresses, and there’s ReALLy nO GoOd ReAsOn Join us on Patreon (patreon.com/dailyfail) for articles and photos at the $5 level (“Gutter”), and all of that plus an extra episode each week at the $10 level (“Tampongate”)! We’d love to have you, and your support <3 Find us on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them. And if you like the show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
    • Ivanka Trump is a nepo baby, so once again we don’t have to talk about the other stuff
    • These famous people are going to RFK Jr.’s party (by which we mean they’re going out of their way to not do that)
    • Women, noted slags, fall out of love with men as a marriage progresses, and there’s ReALLy nO GoOd ReAsOn
    Join us on Patreon (patreon.com/dailyfail) for articles and photos at the $5 level (“Gutter”), and all of that plus an extra episode each week at the $10 level (“Tampongate”)! We’d love to have you, and your support <3
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    ]]>     2097 no     Charles And Camilla Are So In Lo— Look Over There! https://www.spreaker.com/episode/charles-and-camilla-are-so-in-lo-look-over-there--58201992 2024 is coming in hot with the fails, and we’d expect nothing less. This week: The British monarchs are #thriving, and even if they weren’t, everyone else is definitely worse at this A woman of color is directing a Star War and it’s gonna be a woke flop A 16-year-old darts whiz is dating a 21-year-old darts amateur and what is happening Join us on Patreon (patreon.com/dailyfail) for articles and photos at the $5 level (“Gutter”), and all of that plus an extra episode each week at the $10 level (“Tampongate”)! We’d love to have you, and your support <3 Find us on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them. And if you like the show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Fri, 05 Jan 2024 08:00:03 -0000 full Kristen Meinzer 2024 is coming in hot with the fails, and we’d expect nothing less. This week: - The British monarchs are #thriving, and even if they weren’t, everyone else is definitely worse at this - A woman of color is directing a Star War and it’s gonna be a... 2024 is coming in hot with the fails, and we’d expect nothing less. This week: The British monarchs are #thriving, and even if they weren’t, everyone else is definitely worse at this A woman of color is directing a Star War and it’s gonna be a woke flop A 16-year-old darts whiz is dating a 21-year-old darts amateur and what is happening Join us on Patreon (patreon.com/dailyfail) for articles and photos at the $5 level (“Gutter”), and all of that plus an extra episode each week at the $10 level (“Tampongate”)! We’d love to have you, and your support <3 Find us on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them. And if you like the show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
    • The British monarchs are #thriving, and even if they weren’t, everyone else is definitely worse at this
    • A woman of color is directing a Star War and it’s gonna be a woke flop
    • A 16-year-old darts whiz is dating a 21-year-old darts amateur and what is happening

    Join us on Patreon (patreon.com/dailyfail) for articles and photos at the $5 level (“Gutter”), and all of that plus an extra episode each week at the $10 level (“Tampongate”)! We’d love to have you, and your support <3
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    ]]>     2208 no     Hugh Jackman Posted A Beautiful, Totally Normal Gingerbread House And We Are In Shambles https://www.spreaker.com/episode/hugh-jackman-posted-a-beautiful-totally-normal-gingerbread-house-and-we-are-in-shambles--58142093 Fail Lang Syne? Auld Lang Fail? Either way, pass the eggnog. This week: The Jackman family’s gingerbread house still happened this year and still looks beautiful even though divorce and heartbreak and whatever That actress from Love, Actually is old now (yuck!) and unrecognizable (she is not) The apocalypse is coming for your phones, and this cybersecurity company is looking pointedly at you to do something Join us on Patreon (patreon.com/dailyfail) for articles and photos at the $5 level (“Gutter”), and all of that plus an extra episode each week at the $10 level (“Tampongate”)! We’d love to have you, and your support <3 Find us on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them. And if you like the show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Fri, 29 Dec 2023 08:00:03 -0000 full Kristen Meinzer Fail Lang Syne? Auld Lang Fail? Either way, pass the eggnog. This week: - The Jackman family’s gingerbread house still happened this year and still looks beautiful even though divorce and heartbreak and whatever - That actress from Love, Actually is... Fail Lang Syne? Auld Lang Fail? Either way, pass the eggnog. This week: The Jackman family’s gingerbread house still happened this year and still looks beautiful even though divorce and heartbreak and whatever That actress from Love, Actually is old now (yuck!) and unrecognizable (she is not) The apocalypse is coming for your phones, and this cybersecurity company is looking pointedly at you to do something Join us on Patreon (patreon.com/dailyfail) for articles and photos at the $5 level (“Gutter”), and all of that plus an extra episode each week at the $10 level (“Tampongate”)! We’d love to have you, and your support <3 Find us on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them. And if you like the show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
    • The Jackman family’s gingerbread house still happened this year and still looks beautiful even though divorce and heartbreak and whatever
    • That actress from Love, Actually is old now (yuck!) and unrecognizable (she is not)
    • The apocalypse is coming for your phones, and this cybersecurity company is looking pointedly at you to do something

    Join us on Patreon (patreon.com/dailyfail) for articles and photos at the $5 level (“Gutter”), and all of that plus an extra episode each week at the $10 level (“Tampongate”)! We’d love to have you, and your support <3
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    ]]>     2106 no     MEN: The Victim of Sydney Sweeney’s Imaginary Breast Reduction https://www.spreaker.com/episode/men-the-victim-of-sydney-sweeney-s-imaginary-breast-reduction--58091714 You better watch out / You better not cry / You better not fail / We’re telling you why… This week: Jinger Duggar, a survivor of a literal cult, wore jeans. Whose side are you on about it?! Sydney Sweeney has boobs, and who cares if they’re uncomfortable?! Because men don’t! (it’s giving Men Write Women) Kate Middleton as a baby looked vaguely like her son as a baby, proving that genetics are a thing Join us on Patreon (patreon.com/dailyfail) for articles and photos at the $5 level (“Gutter”), and all of that plus an extra episode each week at the $10 level (“Tampongate”)! We’d love to have you, and your support <3 Find us on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them. And if you like the show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Fri, 22 Dec 2023 08:00:03 -0000 full Kristen Meinzer You better watch out / You better not cry / You better not fail / We’re telling you why… This week: - Jinger Duggar, a survivor of a literal cult, wore jeans. Whose side are you on about it?! - Sydney Sweeney has boobs, and who cares if they’re... You better watch out / You better not cry / You better not fail / We’re telling you why… This week: Jinger Duggar, a survivor of a literal cult, wore jeans. Whose side are you on about it?! Sydney Sweeney has boobs, and who cares if they’re uncomfortable?! Because men don’t! (it’s giving Men Write Women) Kate Middleton as a baby looked vaguely like her son as a baby, proving that genetics are a thing Join us on Patreon (patreon.com/dailyfail) for articles and photos at the $5 level (“Gutter”), and all of that plus an extra episode each week at the $10 level (“Tampongate”)! We’d love to have you, and your support <3 Find us on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them. And if you like the show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
    • Jinger Duggar, a survivor of a literal cult, wore jeans. Whose side are you on about it?!
    • Sydney Sweeney has boobs, and who cares if they’re uncomfortable?! Because men don’t! (it’s giving Men Write Women)
    • Kate Middleton as a baby looked vaguely like her son as a baby, proving that genetics are a thing

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    ]]>     2358 no     We Love And Respect Taylor Swift. Here’s The Inside Of Her Garage https://www.spreaker.com/episode/we-love-and-respect-taylor-swift-here-s-the-inside-of-her-garage--58038526 Dashing through the fails in a one-horse open SLAY. This week: Taylor Swift’s birthday gift from the paparazzi was hanging out outside her home all day and taking pictures of every single person who approached it Prince of Hugs can’t read the room, Diana would be proud (?) An alien describes sex toys and how they’re actually (1) gross, and (2) hurting women :( Join us on Patreon (patreon.com/dailyfail) for articles and photos at the $5 level (“Gutter”), and all of that plus an extra episode each week at the $10 level (“Tampongate”)! We’d love to have you, and your support <3 Find us on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them. And if you like the show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Fri, 15 Dec 2023 08:00:00 -0000 full Kristen Meinzer Dashing through the fails in a one-horse open SLAY. This week: - Taylor Swift’s birthday gift from the paparazzi was hanging out outside her home all day and taking pictures of every single person who approached it - Prince of Hugs can’t read the... Dashing through the fails in a one-horse open SLAY. This week: Taylor Swift’s birthday gift from the paparazzi was hanging out outside her home all day and taking pictures of every single person who approached it Prince of Hugs can’t read the room, Diana would be proud (?) An alien describes sex toys and how they’re actually (1) gross, and (2) hurting women :( Join us on Patreon (patreon.com/dailyfail) for articles and photos at the $5 level (“Gutter”), and all of that plus an extra episode each week at the $10 level (“Tampongate”)! We’d love to have you, and your support <3 Find us on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them. And if you like the show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
    • Taylor Swift’s birthday gift from the paparazzi was hanging out outside her home all day and taking pictures of every single person who approached it
    • Prince of Hugs can’t read the room, Diana would be proud (?)
    • An alien describes sex toys and how they’re actually (1) gross, and (2) hurting women :(

    Join us on Patreon (patreon.com/dailyfail) for articles and photos at the $5 level (“Gutter”), and all of that plus an extra episode each week at the $10 level (“Tampongate”)! We’d love to have you, and your support <3
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    ]]>     2075 no     Meghan Markle Wears Leggings. Kate Wears A Gown. ENEMIES?? (feat. James Barr) https://www.spreaker.com/episode/meghan-markle-wears-leggings-kate-wears-a-gown-enemies-feat-james-barr--58038527 Chasing our tails trying to track down these fails — this week, with special guest James Barr of A Gay And A NonGay. This week: Meghan Markle’s athleisure and practical shoes are hiding the anguish of not being invited to a thing she was definitely invited to Kate wore a REVENGE DRESS that is completely modest and also a dress we have all seen before The US is a dystopian hellscape, masks don’t work, COVID is fake, and your testicles are going to malfunction for sure Find James: On Insta On his website (with tour dates!) And on his podcast. And find your hosts on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them. And if you like our show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen. Join us on Patreon (patreon.com/dailyfail) for articles and photos at the $5 level (“Gutter”), and all of that plus an extra episode each week at the $10 level (“Tampongate”)! We’d love to have you, and your support <3 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Fri, 08 Dec 2023 08:00:00 -0000 full Kristen Meinzer Chasing our tails trying to track down these fails — this week, with special guest James Barr of https://www.gaynongay.com/. This week: - Meghan Markle’s athleisure and practical shoes are hiding the anguish of not being invited to a thing she was... Chasing our tails trying to track down these fails — this week, with special guest James Barr of A Gay And A NonGay. This week: Meghan Markle’s athleisure and practical shoes are hiding the anguish of not being invited to a thing she was definitely invited to Kate wore a REVENGE DRESS that is completely modest and also a dress we have all seen before The US is a dystopian hellscape, masks don’t work, COVID is fake, and your testicles are going to malfunction for sure Find James: On Insta On his website (with tour dates!) And on his podcast. And find your hosts on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them. And if you like our show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen. Join us on Patreon (patreon.com/dailyfail) for articles and photos at the $5 level (“Gutter”), and all of that plus an extra episode each week at the $10 level (“Tampongate”)! We’d love to have you, and your support <3 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices A Gay And A NonGay. This week:
    • Meghan Markle’s athleisure and practical shoes are hiding the anguish of not being invited to a thing she was definitely invited to
    • Kate wore a REVENGE DRESS that is completely modest and also a dress we have all seen before
    • The US is a dystopian hellscape, masks don’t work, COVID is fake, and your testicles are going to malfunction for sure
    Find James:
    And find your hosts on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them. And if you like our show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen.

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    ]]>     2200 no     Meghan And Harry Have A Puppet, But Not The Fun Kind https://www.spreaker.com/episode/meghan-and-harry-have-a-puppet-but-not-the-fun-kind--58038528 ‘Tis the season for fails beyond reason. This week: Royal journalist Omid Scobie has a new book out, filled with literally true things about the Royal family. So it’s the Sussexes’ fault! General Motors has to eat a billion dollars in costs from worker strikes, even though they’re still going to be several billion dollars in the green (sad trombone) Jeremy Clarkson is getting dementia, except he’s not Join us on Patreon (patreon.com/dailyfail) for articles and photos at the $5 level (“Gutter”), and all of that plus an extra episode each week at the $10 level (“Tampongate”)! We’d love to have you, and your support <3Find us on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them. And if you like the show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Fri, 01 Dec 2023 08:00:00 -0000 full Kristen Meinzer ‘Tis the season for fails beyond reason. This week: - Royal journalist Omid Scobie has a new book out, filled with literally true things about the Royal family. So it’s the Sussexes’ fault! - General Motors has to eat a billion dollars in costs from... ‘Tis the season for fails beyond reason. This week: Royal journalist Omid Scobie has a new book out, filled with literally true things about the Royal family. So it’s the Sussexes’ fault! General Motors has to eat a billion dollars in costs from worker strikes, even though they’re still going to be several billion dollars in the green (sad trombone) Jeremy Clarkson is getting dementia, except he’s not Join us on Patreon (patreon.com/dailyfail) for articles and photos at the $5 level (“Gutter”), and all of that plus an extra episode each week at the $10 level (“Tampongate”)! We’d love to have you, and your support <3Find us on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them. And if you like the show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
    • Royal journalist Omid Scobie has a new book out, filled with literally true things about the Royal family. So it’s the Sussexes’ fault!
    • General Motors has to eat a billion dollars in costs from worker strikes, even though they’re still going to be several billion dollars in the green (sad trombone)
    • Jeremy Clarkson is getting dementia, except he’s not
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    ]]>     1989 no     Noted Bad Boy Joe Biden Shakes A Hand And Doesn’t Take Notes During A Meeting https://www.spreaker.com/episode/noted-bad-boy-joe-biden-shakes-a-hand-and-doesn-t-take-notes-during-a-meeting--58038535 We’re thankful for these fails this week. But not like that.  This week:  Why are all of these hot, successful women single? It’s their fault for not being good enough at dating, of course Meghan Markle must be VERY jealous of Meg Bellamy of “The Crown,” because… reasons. Xi Jinping trembled before the masculine American prowess of Joe Biden, and we swear we’re not being racist about it Find us on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them. And if you like the show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen.   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Fri, 24 Nov 2023 08:00:00 -0000 full Kristen Meinzer We’re thankful for these fails this week. But not like that.  This week:  - Why are all of these hot, successful women single? It’s their fault for not being good enough at dating, of course - Meghan Markle must be VERY jealous of Meg Bellamy of... We’re thankful for these fails this week. But not like that.  This week:  Why are all of these hot, successful women single? It’s their fault for not being good enough at dating, of course Meghan Markle must be VERY jealous of Meg Bellamy of “The Crown,” because… reasons. Xi Jinping trembled before the masculine American prowess of Joe Biden, and we swear we’re not being racist about it Find us on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them. And if you like the show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen.   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
  • Why are all of these hot, successful women single? It’s their fault for not being good enough at dating, of course
  • Meghan Markle must be VERY jealous of Meg Bellamy of “The Crown,” because… reasons.
  • Xi Jinping trembled before the masculine American prowess of Joe Biden, and we swear we’re not being racist about it
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    ]]>     2220 no     If We Pretend Ivanka Trump Looks Like Barbie We Can Ignore The Other Stuff https://www.spreaker.com/episode/if-we-pretend-ivanka-trump-looks-like-barbie-we-can-ignore-the-other-stuff--58038529 As we would’ve said in 2011: EPIC FAIL!!! This week: Ivanka Trump wore an outfit to a music festival, and that’s all that’s happening with her family, really Aliens are coming to Earth between 2025 and 2028 and the vibes are gonna be *~tubular~* according to these literal children  Wills and Kate are being attacked for only wearing blue, except it’s not really an attack, it’s just one guy with an opinion Find us on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them. And if you like the show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen.    Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Fri, 17 Nov 2023 08:00:00 -0000 full Kristen Meinzer As we would’ve said in 2011: EPIC FAIL!!! This week: - Ivanka Trump wore an outfit to a music festival, and that’s all that’s happening with her family, really - Aliens are coming to Earth between 2025 and 2028 and the vibes are gonna be... As we would’ve said in 2011: EPIC FAIL!!! This week: Ivanka Trump wore an outfit to a music festival, and that’s all that’s happening with her family, really Aliens are coming to Earth between 2025 and 2028 and the vibes are gonna be *~tubular~* according to these literal children  Wills and Kate are being attacked for only wearing blue, except it’s not really an attack, it’s just one guy with an opinion Find us on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them. And if you like the show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen.    Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
  • Ivanka Trump wore an outfit to a music festival, and that’s all that’s happening with her family, really
  • Aliens are coming to Earth between 2025 and 2028 and the vibes are gonna be *~tubular~* according to these literal children 
  • Wills and Kate are being attacked for only wearing blue, except it’s not really an attack, it’s just one guy with an opinion
    • Find us on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them. And if you like the show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen.   

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    ]]>     1986 no     Prince Harry Is SNUBBING His Dad’s Birthday (Because He Wasn’t Invited) https://www.spreaker.com/episode/prince-harry-is-snubbing-his-dad-s-birthday-because-he-wasn-t-invited--58038533 Fails on unprecedented scales. This week: WOKE PSYCHIATRISTS say you should RESPECT your CHILDREN???? King Charles is once again being bullied by his evil son Harry, who is not coming to an event he was not invited to Whether you wear a bra for hours or months without washing it, we can all agree: women are ugly, smelly, and stupid <3   Find us on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them. And if you like the show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen.   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Fri, 10 Nov 2023 08:00:00 -0000 full Kristen Meinzer Fails on unprecedented scales. This week: - WOKE PSYCHIATRISTS say you should RESPECT your CHILDREN???? - King Charles is once again being bullied by his evil son Harry, who is not coming to an event he was not invited to - Whether you wear a... Fails on unprecedented scales. This week: WOKE PSYCHIATRISTS say you should RESPECT your CHILDREN???? King Charles is once again being bullied by his evil son Harry, who is not coming to an event he was not invited to Whether you wear a bra for hours or months without washing it, we can all agree: women are ugly, smelly, and stupid <3   Find us on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them. And if you like the show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen.   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
  • WOKE PSYCHIATRISTS say you should RESPECT your CHILDREN????
  • King Charles is once again being bullied by his evil son Harry, who is not coming to an event he was not invited to
  • Whether you wear a bra for hours or months without washing it, we can all agree: women are ugly, smelly, and stupid <3  
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    ]]>     2025 no     Matthew Perry Passed Away, So Let’s See If We Can Make Him A Pervert https://www.spreaker.com/episode/matthew-perry-passed-away-so-let-s-see-if-we-can-make-him-a-pervert--58038531 To err is human. To fail is divine. This week: The British Royals are #ThriftyGoals, and no, we’re not kidding, that’s literally the article In the wake of Matthew Perry’s tragic death, a very sexist and gross deep-dive into… who he followed on Instagram Princess Beatrice had a glow-up but we can’t say something nice without pitting her against another woman Find us on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them. And if you like the show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen.    Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Fri, 03 Nov 2023 07:00:00 -0000 full Kristen Meinzer To err is human. To fail is divine. This week: - The British Royals are #ThriftyGoals, and no, we’re not kidding, that’s literally the article - In the wake of Matthew Perry’s tragic death, a very sexist and gross deep-dive into… who he followed... To err is human. To fail is divine. This week: The British Royals are #ThriftyGoals, and no, we’re not kidding, that’s literally the article In the wake of Matthew Perry’s tragic death, a very sexist and gross deep-dive into… who he followed on Instagram Princess Beatrice had a glow-up but we can’t say something nice without pitting her against another woman Find us on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them. And if you like the show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen.    Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
  • The British Royals are #ThriftyGoals, and no, we’re not kidding, that’s literally the article
  • In the wake of Matthew Perry’s tragic death, a very sexist and gross deep-dive into… who he followed on Instagram
  • Princess Beatrice had a glow-up but we can’t say something nice without pitting her against another woman
    • Find us on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them. And if you like the show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen.   

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    ]]>     2232 no     Meghan Markle Could Have Ended Racism By Not Dating Harry… Apparently https://www.spreaker.com/episode/meghan-markle-could-have-ended-racism-by-not-dating-harry-apparently--58038537 These fails are truly beyond the pale. This week: Travis Kelce’s girlfriend, who is noteworthy for no other reason, visited his home and we need a play-by-play about it A gossip columnist reveals that a prosecco-fueled interview with Meghan Markle many years ago may have changed the course of history Ancient jokes could be just as unfunny as modern ones – who knew?! Find us on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them. And if you like the show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen.   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Fri, 27 Oct 2023 07:00:00 -0000 full Kristen Meinzer These fails are truly beyond the pale. This week: - Travis Kelce’s girlfriend, who is noteworthy for no other reason, visited his home and we need a play-by-play about it - A gossip columnist reveals that a prosecco-fueled interview with Meghan... These fails are truly beyond the pale. This week: Travis Kelce’s girlfriend, who is noteworthy for no other reason, visited his home and we need a play-by-play about it A gossip columnist reveals that a prosecco-fueled interview with Meghan Markle many years ago may have changed the course of history Ancient jokes could be just as unfunny as modern ones – who knew?! Find us on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them. And if you like the show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen.   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
  • Travis Kelce’s girlfriend, who is noteworthy for no other reason, visited his home and we need a play-by-play about it
  • A gossip columnist reveals that a prosecco-fueled interview with Meghan Markle many years ago may have changed the course of history
  • Ancient jokes could be just as unfunny as modern ones – who knew?!
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    ]]>     2090 no     Won’t Somebody Please Think Of Justin Timberlake, The Real Victim Here? https://www.spreaker.com/episode/won-t-somebody-please-think-of-justin-timberlake-the-real-victim-here--58038539 Inhale… fail… exhale. This week: Kate Middleton’s family are under attack (there are flyers on lampposts)  Justin Timberlake was the real victim of Britney Spears’ abortion several decades ago! Who knew?! An editorial writer is upset that we’re having mature conversations about early 2000s rom-com tropes  Find us on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them. And if you like the show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Fri, 20 Oct 2023 07:00:00 -0000 full Kristen Meinzer Inhale… fail… exhale. This week: - Kate Middleton’s family are under attack (there are flyers on lampposts)  - Justin Timberlake was the real victim of Britney Spears’ abortion several decades ago! Who knew?! - An editorial writer is upset... Inhale… fail… exhale. This week: Kate Middleton’s family are under attack (there are flyers on lampposts)  Justin Timberlake was the real victim of Britney Spears’ abortion several decades ago! Who knew?! An editorial writer is upset that we’re having mature conversations about early 2000s rom-com tropes  Find us on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them. And if you like the show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
  • Kate Middleton’s family are under attack (there are flyers on lampposts) 
  • Justin Timberlake was the real victim of Britney Spears’ abortion several decades ago! Who knew?!
  • An editorial writer is upset that we’re having mature conversations about early 2000s rom-com tropes 
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    ]]>     2207 no     Sophie Turner Does Her Job, Is A Harlot (feat. Kate Casey) https://www.spreaker.com/episode/sophie-turner-does-her-job-is-a-harlot-feat-kate-casey--58038536 Time to nail these fails with special guest Kate Casey of Reality Life with Kate Casey! This week:  Sophie Turner is smiling on a movie set and wearing clothes, is obviously a bad wife and mother Kyle Richards has a “lesbian lover,” but they’re also just friends who share clothes The Mexican alien mummies are actually just very scary and old dolls Find Kate: Reality Life with Kate Casey Kate’s Must Watch List  And on Twitter, Instagram, Facebook, TikTok, and Patreon!  And find your hosts on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them. And if you like our show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Fri, 13 Oct 2023 07:00:00 -0000 full Kristen Meinzer Time to nail these fails with special guest Kate Casey of https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/reality-life-with-kate-casey/id1154758766! This week:  - Sophie Turner is smiling on a movie set and wearing clothes, is obviously a bad wife and mother... Time to nail these fails with special guest Kate Casey of Reality Life with Kate Casey! This week:  Sophie Turner is smiling on a movie set and wearing clothes, is obviously a bad wife and mother Kyle Richards has a “lesbian lover,” but they’re also just friends who share clothes The Mexican alien mummies are actually just very scary and old dolls Find Kate: Reality Life with Kate Casey Kate’s Must Watch List  And on Twitter, Instagram, Facebook, TikTok, and Patreon!  And find your hosts on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them. And if you like our show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Reality Life with Kate Casey! This week: 
    • Sophie Turner is smiling on a movie set and wearing clothes, is obviously a bad wife and mother
    • Kyle Richards has a “lesbian lover,” but they’re also just friends who share clothes
    • The Mexican alien mummies are actually just very scary and old dolls
    Find Kate: Reality Life with Kate Casey Kate’s Must Watch List  And on Twitter, Instagram, Facebook, TikTok, and Patreon!  And find your hosts on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them. And if you like our show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen. 

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    ]]>     2214 no     Dianne Feinstein’s Seat Could’ve Been Meghan Markle’s (Except It Wasn’t) https://www.spreaker.com/episode/dianne-feinstein-s-seat-could-ve-been-meghan-markle-s-except-it-wasn-t--58038543 It’s the fails that ail us. This week: “Woke” still doesn’t mean what you think it means, and neither do “polls” An accomplished woman died, so it’s time to talk about Meghan Markle again Men are being weird: dad edition Find us on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them. And if you like the show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen.   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Fri, 06 Oct 2023 07:30:00 -0000 full Kristen Meinzer It’s the fails that ail us. This week: - “Woke” still doesn’t mean what you think it means, and neither do “polls” - An accomplished woman died, so it’s time to talk about Meghan Markle again - Men are being weird: dad edition Find us on... It’s the fails that ail us. This week: “Woke” still doesn’t mean what you think it means, and neither do “polls” An accomplished woman died, so it’s time to talk about Meghan Markle again Men are being weird: dad edition Find us on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them. And if you like the show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen.   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
  • “Woke” still doesn’t mean what you think it means, and neither do “polls”
  • An accomplished woman died, so it’s time to talk about Meghan Markle again
  • Men are being weird: dad edition
    • Find us on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them. And if you like the show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen.  

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    ]]>     1979 no     Taylor Swift Surpasses Degenerative Brain Disease As Thing Most Likely To Hurt Football Players (?) https://www.spreaker.com/episode/taylor-swift-surpasses-degenerative-brain-disease-as-thing-most-likely-to-hurt-football-players--58038544 We need a shovel and pail to scoop up all these fails. This week: Russell Brand, notable Bad Dude, is actually bad because of ties to Meghan Markle Malia Obama wears a crop top and hides behind a tree with MEN Taylor Swift, a 33-year-old adult, is dating someone again. So we have to ask: fellas, is it gay to care about a woman?    Find us on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them. And if you like the show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen.    Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Fri, 29 Sep 2023 07:00:00 -0000 full Kristen Meinzer We need a shovel and pail to scoop up all these fails. This week: - Russell Brand, notable Bad Dude, is actually bad because of ties to Meghan Markle - Malia Obama wears a crop top and hides behind a tree with MEN - Taylor Swift, a... We need a shovel and pail to scoop up all these fails. This week: Russell Brand, notable Bad Dude, is actually bad because of ties to Meghan Markle Malia Obama wears a crop top and hides behind a tree with MEN Taylor Swift, a 33-year-old adult, is dating someone again. So we have to ask: fellas, is it gay to care about a woman?    Find us on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them. And if you like the show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen.    Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
  • Russell Brand, notable Bad Dude, is actually bad because of ties to Meghan Markle
  • Malia Obama wears a crop top and hides behind a tree with MEN
  • Taylor Swift, a 33-year-old adult, is dating someone again. So we have to ask: fellas, is it gay to care about a woman?   
    • Find us on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them. And if you like the show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen.   

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    ]]>     2097 no     BREAKING: People Who Are Wrong Say Simone Biles Is Old And Not Very Good (feat. Margo Donohue) https://www.spreaker.com/episode/breaking-people-who-are-wrong-say-simone-biles-is-old-and-not-very-good-feat-margo-donohue--58038542 We have a guest this week to bail us outta these fails — it’s Margo Donohue, co-host of What A Creep. This week: Simone Biles is going to the world championships of her sport once again, so let’s knock this successful woman down a couple pegs Hugh Jackman isn’t wearing his wedding ring because he’s getting divorced. TIME FOR A GAY PANIC Prince William wears universally unflattering waders, and this publication bald-shames him, but he’s still the hottest guy eva.  We love What A Creep and know you will too, so subscribe wherever you pod. You can find Margo on Twitter/X/whatever @BrooklynMargo, and on Instagram @brooklynfitchick. Find us on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them. And if you like our show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen.    Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Fri, 22 Sep 2023 07:00:00 -0000 full Kristen Meinzer We have a guest this week to bail us outta these fails — it’s Margo Donohue, co-host of https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/what-a-creep/id1460298336. This week: - Simone Biles is going to the world championships of her sport once again, so let’s... We have a guest this week to bail us outta these fails — it’s Margo Donohue, co-host of What A Creep. This week: Simone Biles is going to the world championships of her sport once again, so let’s knock this successful woman down a couple pegs Hugh Jackman isn’t wearing his wedding ring because he’s getting divorced. TIME FOR A GAY PANIC Prince William wears universally unflattering waders, and this publication bald-shames him, but he’s still the hottest guy eva.  We love What A Creep and know you will too, so subscribe wherever you pod. You can find Margo on Twitter/X/whatever @BrooklynMargo, and on Instagram @brooklynfitchick. Find us on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them. And if you like our show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen.    Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices What A Creep. This week:
    • Simone Biles is going to the world championships of her sport once again, so let’s knock this successful woman down a couple pegs
    • Hugh Jackman isn’t wearing his wedding ring because he’s getting divorced. TIME FOR A GAY PANIC
    • Prince William wears universally unflattering waders, and this publication bald-shames him, but he’s still the hottest guy eva. 
    We love What A Creep and know you will too, so subscribe wherever you pod. You can find Margo on Twitter/X/whatever @BrooklynMargo, and on Instagram @brooklynfitchick. Find us on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them. And if you like our show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen.   

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    ]]>     2099 no     Prince William Is More Popular In The U.S. Than Vladimir Putin (Swoon!) https://www.spreaker.com/episode/prince-william-is-more-popular-in-the-u-s-than-vladimir-putin-swoon--58038548 And the survey says… this publication doesn’t understand surveys. This week: A survey reveals that men hate it when women have opinions, women hate it when men are bad people  A survey UNVEILS that Prince William is the best, hottest, smartest and most popular boy And another survey says the Libs are forcing your cats to be vegan (they are not)  Find us on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them. And if you like the show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen.   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Fri, 15 Sep 2023 07:00:00 -0000 full Kristen Meinzer And the survey says… this publication doesn’t understand surveys. This week: - A survey reveals that men hate it when women have opinions, women hate it when men are bad people  - A survey UNVEILS that Prince William is the best, hottest,... And the survey says… this publication doesn’t understand surveys. This week: A survey reveals that men hate it when women have opinions, women hate it when men are bad people  A survey UNVEILS that Prince William is the best, hottest, smartest and most popular boy And another survey says the Libs are forcing your cats to be vegan (they are not)  Find us on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them. And if you like the show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen.   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
  • A survey reveals that men hate it when women have opinions, women hate it when men are bad people 
  • A survey UNVEILS that Prince William is the best, hottest, smartest and most popular boy
  • And another survey says the Libs are forcing your cats to be vegan (they are not) 
    • Find us on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them. And if you like the show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen.  

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    ]]>     2054 no     Leonardo DiCaprio Finds His Forever 25-Year-Old https://www.spreaker.com/episode/leonardo-dicaprio-finds-his-forever-25-year-old--58038549 *coo, coo*  Hear that, listeners? It’s the call of the fail quail.  This week: Meghan and Harry went to Beyoncé, so let’s allege some cross-dressing and bad vibes  Leonardo DiCaprio has dated a 25 year old for the last two months, but this time it’s serious Nicole Kidman is photographed with David Beckham by Victoria Beckham, obviously is being a homewrecker  Find us on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them. And if you like the show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen.   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Fri, 08 Sep 2023 07:00:00 -0000 full Kristen Meinzer *coo, coo*  Hear that, listeners? It’s the call of the fail quail.  This week: - Meghan and Harry went to Beyoncé, so let’s allege some cross-dressing and bad vibes  - Leonardo DiCaprio has dated a 25 year old for the last two months, but this... *coo, coo*  Hear that, listeners? It’s the call of the fail quail.  This week: Meghan and Harry went to Beyoncé, so let’s allege some cross-dressing and bad vibes  Leonardo DiCaprio has dated a 25 year old for the last two months, but this time it’s serious Nicole Kidman is photographed with David Beckham by Victoria Beckham, obviously is being a homewrecker  Find us on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them. And if you like the show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen.   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
  • Meghan and Harry went to Beyoncé, so let’s allege some cross-dressing and bad vibes 
  • Leonardo DiCaprio has dated a 25 year old for the last two months, but this time it’s serious
  • Nicole Kidman is photographed with David Beckham by Victoria Beckham, obviously is being a homewrecker 
    • Find us on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them. And if you like the show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen.  

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    ]]>     2032 no     If You’re Not Personally Installing Deadbolts In Hotel Doors, What Are You Even Doing? (feat. Chris DeRosa) https://www.spreaker.com/episode/if-you-re-not-personally-installing-deadbolts-in-hotel-doors-what-are-you-even-doing-feat-chris-derosa--58038556 We’re joined this week by Chris DeRosa of Fixing Famous People — and these fails are truly in need of fixing. This week: Jennifer Garner puts her tresses up, wears totally normal clothes, drinks mystery beverage, and is not accompanied by a man on her walk If you ordered room service at a hotel, no you didn’t! You might actually have been a victim of crime! There are rats in Manhattan and who else is to blame but… Meghan Markle? Find us on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them. And if you like the show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Fri, 01 Sep 2023 07:00:00 -0000 full Kristen Meinzer We’re joined this week by Chris DeRosa of https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/fixing-famous-people-with-chris-derosa-dominick-pupa/id1665730605 — and these fails are truly in need of fixing. This week: - Jennifer Garner puts her tresses up, wears... We’re joined this week by Chris DeRosa of Fixing Famous People — and these fails are truly in need of fixing. This week: Jennifer Garner puts her tresses up, wears totally normal clothes, drinks mystery beverage, and is not accompanied by a man on her walk If you ordered room service at a hotel, no you didn’t! You might actually have been a victim of crime! There are rats in Manhattan and who else is to blame but… Meghan Markle? Find us on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them. And if you like the show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Fixing Famous People — and these fails are truly in need of fixing. This week:
    • Jennifer Garner puts her tresses up, wears totally normal clothes, drinks mystery beverage, and is not accompanied by a man on her walk
    • If you ordered room service at a hotel, no you didn’t! You might actually have been a victim of crime!
    • There are rats in Manhattan and who else is to blame but… Meghan Markle?
    Find us on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them. And if you like the show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen. 


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    ]]>     2101 no     Prince Harry Being A Terrible Person (?) Humanizes His Father (?) https://www.spreaker.com/episode/prince-harry-being-a-terrible-person-humanizes-his-father--58038540 The publication continues publishing, and thus we continue lampooning.  This week:  A compilation of Queen music for children omits one song, is obviously woke cancel culture at a new low  King Charles is (1) made more relatable by (2) having a difficult son, although nobody seems to be able to prove either of those things  Sasha and Malia Obama, two grown adult women, attend a party wearing clothing. Obviously they are out of control about it  Find us on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them. And if you like the show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Fri, 25 Aug 2023 07:00:00 -0000 full Kristen Meinzer The publication continues publishing, and thus we continue lampooning.  This week: -  A compilation of Queen music for children omits one song, is obviously woke cancel culture at a new low -  King Charles is (1) made more relatable by (2)... The publication continues publishing, and thus we continue lampooning.  This week:  A compilation of Queen music for children omits one song, is obviously woke cancel culture at a new low  King Charles is (1) made more relatable by (2) having a difficult son, although nobody seems to be able to prove either of those things  Sasha and Malia Obama, two grown adult women, attend a party wearing clothing. Obviously they are out of control about it  Find us on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them. And if you like the show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
  •  A compilation of Queen music for children omits one song, is obviously woke cancel culture at a new low
  •  King Charles is (1) made more relatable by (2) having a difficult son, although nobody seems to be able to prove either of those things 
  • Sasha and Malia Obama, two grown adult women, attend a party wearing clothing. Obviously they are out of control about it 
    • Find us on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them. And if you like the show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen. 

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    ]]>     2045 no     REVEALED: The Mysterious, Completely Unidentifiable Reason Straight Women Don’t Have Good Sex https://www.spreaker.com/episode/revealed-the-mysterious-completely-unidentifiable-reason-straight-women-don-t-have-good-sex--58038545 We’ve hit the Holy Fail Grail, folks. This week: The third corner of Wills and Kate’s love triangle is just a totally normal and nice friend, and also we don't know where William is Straight women don’t orgasm as often as their male partners during sex. WHY COULD THIS BE AND WHO COULD CHANGE IT  Old man meets young woman from impoverished country on creepy dating site, makes her his wife after two dates. Is she the problem?  Find us on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them. And if you like the show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen.    Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Fri, 18 Aug 2023 07:00:00 -0000 full Kristen Meinzer We’ve hit the Holy Fail Grail, folks. This week: - The third corner of Wills and Kate’s love triangle is just a totally normal and nice friend, and also we don't know where William is - Straight women don’t orgasm as often as their male partners... We’ve hit the Holy Fail Grail, folks. This week: The third corner of Wills and Kate’s love triangle is just a totally normal and nice friend, and also we don't know where William is Straight women don’t orgasm as often as their male partners during sex. WHY COULD THIS BE AND WHO COULD CHANGE IT  Old man meets young woman from impoverished country on creepy dating site, makes her his wife after two dates. Is she the problem?  Find us on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them. And if you like the show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen.    Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
  • The third corner of Wills and Kate’s love triangle is just a totally normal and nice friend, and also we don't know where William is
  • Straight women don’t orgasm as often as their male partners during sex. WHY COULD THIS BE AND WHO COULD CHANGE IT
  •  Old man meets young woman from impoverished country on creepy dating site, makes her his wife after two dates. Is she the problem? 
    • Find us on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them. And if you like the show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen.   

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    ]]>     2172 no     Queen Camilla Has Interests Because Of Generational Trauma, Not Because She’s A Person https://www.spreaker.com/episode/queen-camilla-has-interests-because-of-generational-trauma-not-because-she-s-a-person--58038554 Fail it up, friends. It’s Friday.  This week: The secret to not binge eating is just not thinking about food, or planning meals  Camilla can only be interested in domestic violence because of a MAJOR SCOOP from 100 years ago, not because of a reason she’s literally discussed in public Kate Moss vapes, is a health goddess. But is also older than she used to be :(  If you need help with disordered eating, you can find real, great resources from NEDA.  If you need help navigating domestic violence, you can call the National Domestic Violence Hotline at 800-799-7233, or by texting SMART to 88788. If you missed our appearance on WBEZ’s Nerdette last week, you can still listen wherever you pod!  Find us on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them. And if you like the show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen.    Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Fri, 11 Aug 2023 07:00:00 -0000 full Kristen Meinzer Fail it up, friends. It’s Friday.  This week: - The secret to not binge eating is just not thinking about food, or planning meals  - Camilla can only be interested in domestic violence because of a MAJOR SCOOP from 100 years ago, not because of... Fail it up, friends. It’s Friday.  This week: The secret to not binge eating is just not thinking about food, or planning meals  Camilla can only be interested in domestic violence because of a MAJOR SCOOP from 100 years ago, not because of a reason she’s literally discussed in public Kate Moss vapes, is a health goddess. But is also older than she used to be :(  If you need help with disordered eating, you can find real, great resources from NEDA.  If you need help navigating domestic violence, you can call the National Domestic Violence Hotline at 800-799-7233, or by texting SMART to 88788. If you missed our appearance on WBEZ’s Nerdette last week, you can still listen wherever you pod!  Find us on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them. And if you like the show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen.    Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
  • The secret to not binge eating is just not thinking about food, or planning meals 
  • Camilla can only be interested in domestic violence because of a MAJOR SCOOP from 100 years ago, not because of a reason she’s literally discussed in public
  • Kate Moss vapes, is a health goddess. But is also older than she used to be :( 
    • If you need help with disordered eating, you can find real, great resources from NEDA.  If you need help navigating domestic violence, you can call the National Domestic Violence Hotline at 800-799-7233, or by texting SMART to 88788. If you missed our appearance on WBEZ’s Nerdette last week, you can still listen wherever you pod!  Find us on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them. And if you like the show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen.   

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    ]]>     2028 no     Damson Idris Allegedly Becoming James Bond And/Or Related To Idris Elba https://www.spreaker.com/episode/damson-idris-allegedly-becoming-james-bond-and-or-related-to-idris-elba--58038550 All we do is fail, fail, fail, fail no matter what.  This week: A listener directed us to a bonkers case of betting, Bond-ing, and a misinterpretation of how surnames work.  Malia Obama, after a very sad week for her family, goes grocery shopping. The horror.  A commentator says he’s not a TERF because he’s not a feminist, so jot that down <3  Find us on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them. And if you like the show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Fri, 04 Aug 2023 07:00:00 -0000 full Kristen Meinzer All we do is fail, fail, fail, fail no matter what.  This week: - A listener directed us to a bonkers case of betting, Bond-ing, and a misinterpretation of how surnames work.  - Malia Obama, after a very sad week for her family, goes grocery... All we do is fail, fail, fail, fail no matter what.  This week: A listener directed us to a bonkers case of betting, Bond-ing, and a misinterpretation of how surnames work.  Malia Obama, after a very sad week for her family, goes grocery shopping. The horror.  A commentator says he’s not a TERF because he’s not a feminist, so jot that down <3  Find us on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them. And if you like the show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
  • A listener directed us to a bonkers case of betting, Bond-ing, and a misinterpretation of how surnames work. 
  • Malia Obama, after a very sad week for her family, goes grocery shopping. The horror. 
  • A commentator says he’s not a TERF because he’s not a feminist, so jot that down <3 
    • Find us on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them. And if you like the show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen. 

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    ]]>     1860 no     The U.K. Is The Greatest Nation On Earth Because Americans Go There Sometimes (feat. Greta Johnsen) https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-u-k-is-the-greatest-nation-on-earth-because-americans-go-there-sometimes-feat-greta-johnsen--58038552 All aboard the Fail Train – this week, with special guest Greta Johnsen of WBEZ’s Nerdette! Our fails this week:  The cast of Barbie have perfect skin because of tea and fermented foods and lasers, and not because of makeup or being rich or anything like that Famous Americans have reasons to be in the U.K., meaning they obviously like it more than their home country  Prince William goes to work all on his own like a big handsome boy!   Find us on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them. And if you like the show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Fri, 28 Jul 2023 07:30:00 -0000 full Kristen Meinzer All aboard the Fail Train – this week, with special guest https://twitter.com/gretamjohnsen?lang=en of WBEZ’s https://www.wbez.org/shows/nerdette/b2c2c10b-1e7f-43ca-b3ad-55d6fd33722c! Our fails this week:  - The cast of Barbie have perfect skin... All aboard the Fail Train – this week, with special guest Greta Johnsen of WBEZ’s Nerdette! Our fails this week:  The cast of Barbie have perfect skin because of tea and fermented foods and lasers, and not because of makeup or being rich or anything like that Famous Americans have reasons to be in the U.K., meaning they obviously like it more than their home country  Prince William goes to work all on his own like a big handsome boy!   Find us on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them. And if you like the show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Greta Johnsen of WBEZ’s Nerdette! Our fails this week: 
    • The cast of Barbie have perfect skin because of tea and fermented foods and lasers, and not because of makeup or being rich or anything like that
    • Famous Americans have reasons to be in the U.K., meaning they obviously like it more than their home country 
    • Prince William goes to work all on his own like a big handsome boy!
      Find us on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them. And if you like the show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen. 

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    ]]>     2070 no     Jennifer Lopez Was Locked Out Of Her Gym (Until Someone Opened the Door) https://www.spreaker.com/episode/jennifer-lopez-was-locked-out-of-her-gym-until-someone-opened-the-door--58038557 Failelujah, it’s Friday. This week: Meghan Markle went to a pleasant farmer’s market, was obviously being evil about it Jennifer Lopez had a frustrating moment, was not pleased to see the paparazzi. The horror! Another media outlet had a controversy, which means this particular publication can ignore their own, bigger controversy   Find us on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them. And if you like the show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen.   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Fri, 21 Jul 2023 07:00:00 -0000 full Kristen Meinzer Failelujah, it’s Friday. This week: - Meghan Markle went to a pleasant farmer’s market, was obviously being evil about it - Jennifer Lopez had a frustrating moment, was not pleased to see the paparazzi. The horror! - Another media outlet had... Failelujah, it’s Friday. This week: Meghan Markle went to a pleasant farmer’s market, was obviously being evil about it Jennifer Lopez had a frustrating moment, was not pleased to see the paparazzi. The horror! Another media outlet had a controversy, which means this particular publication can ignore their own, bigger controversy   Find us on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them. And if you like the show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen.   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
  • Meghan Markle went to a pleasant farmer’s market, was obviously being evil about it
  • Jennifer Lopez had a frustrating moment, was not pleased to see the paparazzi. The horror!
  • Another media outlet had a controversy, which means this particular publication can ignore their own, bigger controversy
    •   Find us on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them. And if you like the show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen.  

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    ]]>     1961 no     Is Prince William The Sexiest Man Alive, Or Do We Just Not Have Eyes Anymore? https://www.spreaker.com/episode/is-prince-william-the-sexiest-man-alive-or-do-we-just-not-have-eyes-anymore--58038551 Not just fails, but flops! We’ve got something for everybody.  This week: An actually-very-dangerous misrepresentation of what two (2) Seattle schools are doing to support students Prince William rides a horse, is perhaps the hottest man of all time ever full stop. Perhaps.  A woman says she hopes we, as a society, stop believing women when they say things   Find us on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them. And if you like the show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen.   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Fri, 14 Jul 2023 07:00:00 -0000 full Kristen Meinzer Not just fails, but flops! We’ve got something for everybody.  This week: - An actually-very-dangerous misrepresentation of what two (2) Seattle schools are doing to support students - Prince William rides a horse, is perhaps the hottest man of... Not just fails, but flops! We’ve got something for everybody.  This week: An actually-very-dangerous misrepresentation of what two (2) Seattle schools are doing to support students Prince William rides a horse, is perhaps the hottest man of all time ever full stop. Perhaps.  A woman says she hopes we, as a society, stop believing women when they say things   Find us on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them. And if you like the show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen.   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
  • An actually-very-dangerous misrepresentation of what two (2) Seattle schools are doing to support students
  • Prince William rides a horse, is perhaps the hottest man of all time ever full stop. Perhaps. 
  • A woman says she hopes we, as a society, stop believing women when they say things
    •   Find us on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them. And if you like the show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen.  

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    ]]>     2105 no     SHOCKING: After 30 Years, Kevin Costner’s Ex-Wife Has Moved On https://www.spreaker.com/episode/shocking-after-30-years-kevin-costner-s-ex-wife-has-moved-on--58038530 We’re hiking the fail trail. Join us. This week in fails: Meghan and Harry are pursuing separate artistic endeavors, an obvious (?) sign (?) of marital strife (?) Are your brain fog, bad parking, and lack of filter because of Alzheimer’s, or just menopause? Cindy Silva has a very nice day, despite the fact that she divorced Kevin Costner three decades ago Find us on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them. And if you like the show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Fri, 07 Jul 2023 10:00:00 -0000 full Kristen Meinzer We’re hiking the fail trail. Join us. This week in fails: - Meghan and Harry are pursuing separate artistic endeavors, an obvious (?) sign (?) of marital strife (?) - Are your brain fog, bad parking, and lack of filter because of Alzheimer’s, or... We’re hiking the fail trail. Join us. This week in fails: Meghan and Harry are pursuing separate artistic endeavors, an obvious (?) sign (?) of marital strife (?) Are your brain fog, bad parking, and lack of filter because of Alzheimer’s, or just menopause? Cindy Silva has a very nice day, despite the fact that she divorced Kevin Costner three decades ago Find us on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them. And if you like the show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
  • Meghan and Harry are pursuing separate artistic endeavors, an obvious (?) sign (?) of marital strife (?)
  • Are your brain fog, bad parking, and lack of filter because of Alzheimer’s, or just menopause?
  • Cindy Silva has a very nice day, despite the fact that she divorced Kevin Costner three decades ago
    • Find us on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them. And if you like the show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen. 

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    ]]>     1975 no     BREAKING: Tom Cruise, 60, Looks Older Than He Used To https://www.spreaker.com/episode/breaking-tom-cruise-60-looks-older-than-he-used-to--58038534 The daily failing’s got us flailing.  This week: Tom Cruise looks tired… or does he? Meghan Markle is too Black, not Black enough, could have learned how to be the right amount of Black from white royals. Do you want to eat mustard and cottage cheese every day to lose weight? No? TOO BAD.  Email us at dailyfailpod@gmail.com, or find us on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them. And if you like the show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Fri, 30 Jun 2023 12:32:00 -0000 full Kristen Meinzer The daily failing’s got us flailing.  This week: - Tom Cruise looks tired… or does he? - Meghan Markle is too Black, not Black enough, could have learned how to be the right amount of Black from white royals. - Do you want to eat mustard and... The daily failing’s got us flailing.  This week: Tom Cruise looks tired… or does he? Meghan Markle is too Black, not Black enough, could have learned how to be the right amount of Black from white royals. Do you want to eat mustard and cottage cheese every day to lose weight? No? TOO BAD.  Email us at dailyfailpod@gmail.com, or find us on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them. And if you like the show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
  • Tom Cruise looks tired… or does he?
  • Meghan Markle is too Black, not Black enough, could have learned how to be the right amount of Black from white royals.
  • Do you want to eat mustard and cottage cheese every day to lose weight? No? TOO BAD. 
    • Email us at dailyfailpod@gmail.com, or find us on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them. And if you like the show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen. 

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    ]]>     1930 no     It’s Time To List Things Meghan Markle Is Doing Wrong (Again) https://www.spreaker.com/episode/it-s-time-to-list-things-meghan-markle-is-doing-wrong-again--58038553 Some fails are just paving the way for future success. Not these ones, though.  This week in daily fails: This home office furniture company says that, unless you buy their stuff, remote workers are gonna be SUPER ugly in a few decades  A 22-year-old “self made”  millionaire with rich parents says his generation is lazy Queen Camilla wore Dior, which is obviously a diss against Meghan Markle, but then things go really off the rails Email us at dailyfailpod@gmail.com, or find us on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them. And if you like the show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen.   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Fri, 23 Jun 2023 14:31:00 -0000 full Kristen Meinzer Some fails are just paving the way for future success. Not these ones, though.  This week in daily fails: - This home office furniture company says that, unless you buy their stuff, remote workers are gonna be SUPER ugly in a few decades  - A... Some fails are just paving the way for future success. Not these ones, though.  This week in daily fails: This home office furniture company says that, unless you buy their stuff, remote workers are gonna be SUPER ugly in a few decades  A 22-year-old “self made”  millionaire with rich parents says his generation is lazy Queen Camilla wore Dior, which is obviously a diss against Meghan Markle, but then things go really off the rails Email us at dailyfailpod@gmail.com, or find us on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them. And if you like the show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen.   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
  • This home office furniture company says that, unless you buy their stuff, remote workers are gonna be SUPER ugly in a few decades 
  • A 22-year-old “self made”  millionaire with rich parents says his generation is lazy
  • Queen Camilla wore Dior, which is obviously a diss against Meghan Markle, but then things go really off the rails
    • Email us at dailyfailpod@gmail.com, or find us on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them. And if you like the show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen.  

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    ]]>     2118 no     New York’s Pollution “Toxic,” Could Also Make You Look Ugly :( https://www.spreaker.com/episode/new-york-s-pollution-toxic-could-also-make-you-look-ugly--58038559 Fails are a way of life. This week on the Daily Fail:  The apocalyptic pollution from Canada’s wildfires frightened many a New Yorker — but did you know it was actually mostly dangerous for your skin?  A dangerous fad diet helped a perimenopausal woman in Australia lose a lot of weight in an unsustainable fashion, as crash diets are wont to do* Melting chocolate in the sun is a genius foodie hack, Maura has a… meltdown… about it  Be sure to give a listen to our friends at What A Creep – they chronicle the who’s who of the absolute worst people, and we think you’ll love it.  *If you or a loved one are struggling with disordered eating, you’re not alone — and you can find lots of resources from the National Eating Disorders Association. Email us at dailyfailpod@gmail.com, or find us on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them. And if you like the show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Fri, 16 Jun 2023 11:43:00 -0000 full Kristen Meinzer Fails are a way of life. This week on the Daily Fail:  - The apocalyptic pollution from Canada’s wildfires frightened many a New Yorker — but did you know it was actually mostly dangerous for your skin?  - A dangerous fad diet helped a... Fails are a way of life. This week on the Daily Fail:  The apocalyptic pollution from Canada’s wildfires frightened many a New Yorker — but did you know it was actually mostly dangerous for your skin?  A dangerous fad diet helped a perimenopausal woman in Australia lose a lot of weight in an unsustainable fashion, as crash diets are wont to do* Melting chocolate in the sun is a genius foodie hack, Maura has a… meltdown… about it  Be sure to give a listen to our friends at What A Creep – they chronicle the who’s who of the absolute worst people, and we think you’ll love it.  *If you or a loved one are struggling with disordered eating, you’re not alone — and you can find lots of resources from the National Eating Disorders Association. Email us at dailyfailpod@gmail.com, or find us on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them. And if you like the show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
  • The apocalyptic pollution from Canada’s wildfires frightened many a New Yorker — but did you know it was actually mostly dangerous for your skin? 
  • A dangerous fad diet helped a perimenopausal woman in Australia lose a lot of weight in an unsustainable fashion, as crash diets are wont to do*
  • Melting chocolate in the sun is a genius foodie hack, Maura has a… meltdown… about it 
    • Be sure to give a listen to our friends at What A Creep – they chronicle the who’s who of the absolute worst people, and we think you’ll love it.  *If you or a loved one are struggling with disordered eating, you’re not alone — and you can find lots of resources from the National Eating Disorders Association.
    Email us at dailyfailpod@gmail.com, or find us on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them. And if you like the show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen. 

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    ]]>     1985 no     Meghan Markle BETRAYED This 83-Year-Old Dude In Pasadena (?) https://www.spreaker.com/episode/meghan-markle-betrayed-this-83-year-old-dude-in-pasadena--58038555 Oh lawd, they failin’. Daily. This week:  Target supposedly hates Mount Rushmore, Israel, and the military. Due to swimsuits. We think. Bad puns about Taylor Swift, who is still not allowed to be happy Meghan Markle, or a cardboard cutout of her, walked into Pasadena… to learn how to have tea with the Queen, apparently.   Email us at dailyfailpod@gmail.com, or find us on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them. And if you like the show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen.    Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Fri, 09 Jun 2023 12:44:00 -0000 full Kristen Meinzer Oh lawd, they failin’. Daily. This week:  - Target supposedly hates Mount Rushmore, Israel, and the military. Due to swimsuits. We think. - Bad puns about Taylor Swift, who is still not allowed to be happy - Meghan Markle, or a cardboard... Oh lawd, they failin’. Daily. This week:  Target supposedly hates Mount Rushmore, Israel, and the military. Due to swimsuits. We think. Bad puns about Taylor Swift, who is still not allowed to be happy Meghan Markle, or a cardboard cutout of her, walked into Pasadena… to learn how to have tea with the Queen, apparently.   Email us at dailyfailpod@gmail.com, or find us on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them. And if you like the show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen.    Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
  • Target supposedly hates Mount Rushmore, Israel, and the military. Due to swimsuits. We think.
  • Bad puns about Taylor Swift, who is still not allowed to be happy
  • Meghan Markle, or a cardboard cutout of her, walked into Pasadena… to learn how to have tea with the Queen, apparently.
    •   Email us at dailyfailpod@gmail.com, or find us on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them. And if you like the show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen.   

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    ]]>     1851 no     Every Taylor Swift Fan Is Wearing a Diaper, Probably https://www.spreaker.com/episode/every-taylor-swift-fan-is-wearing-a-diaper-probably--58038546 It seems our desperate attempts to make web journalism smart again haven’t worked yet. We’ll keep at it. This week in daily fails:  -Emily Ratajkowski went out in public wearing clothes and eyeglasses, which is very brainy of her -Meghan McCain won’t let her kids go to college and get woke-ed -Taylor Swift fans are apparently all wearing adult diapers to their cult leader’s three hour ritual sacrifice… we mean concert.    Email us at dailyfailpod@gmail.com, or find us on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Fri, 02 Jun 2023 13:31:00 -0000 full Kristen Meinzer It seems our desperate attempts to make web journalism smart again haven’t worked yet. We’ll keep at it. This week in daily fails:  -Emily Ratajkowski went out in public wearing clothes and eyeglasses, which is very brainy of her -Meghan McCain... It seems our desperate attempts to make web journalism smart again haven’t worked yet. We’ll keep at it. This week in daily fails:  -Emily Ratajkowski went out in public wearing clothes and eyeglasses, which is very brainy of her -Meghan McCain won’t let her kids go to college and get woke-ed -Taylor Swift fans are apparently all wearing adult diapers to their cult leader’s three hour ritual sacrifice… we mean concert.    Email us at dailyfailpod@gmail.com, or find us on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices -Emily Ratajkowski went out in public wearing clothes and eyeglasses, which is very brainy of her
    -Meghan McCain won’t let her kids go to college and get woke-ed
    -Taylor Swift fans are apparently all wearing adult diapers to their cult leader’s three hour ritual sacrifice… we mean concert. 
     
    Email us at dailyfailpod@gmail.com, or find us on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them.

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    ]]>     1905 no     In Memoriam: Let’s List All the Times Tina Turner Suffered! https://www.spreaker.com/episode/in-memoriam-let-s-list-all-the-times-tina-turner-suffered--58038560 Another banner week for ethically dubious and aesthetically questionable news. Maura and Kristen discuss: A study suggesting that Boomers are actually more health conscious than “Millennials,” which at this point has a very nebulous definition A rancid approach to memorializing Tina Turner: remembering every awful thing that ever happened to her, and none of the good stuff A covert effort to assault Kate Middleton by making jokes in shows whose personnel have marginal ties to Meghan Markle   Email us at dailyfailpod@gmail.com, or find us on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them. And if you like the show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen.    Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Fri, 26 May 2023 12:19:00 -0000 full Kristen Meinzer Another banner week for ethically dubious and aesthetically questionable news. Maura and Kristen discuss: - A study suggesting that Boomers are actually more health conscious than “Millennials,” which at this point has a very nebulous definition... Another banner week for ethically dubious and aesthetically questionable news. Maura and Kristen discuss: A study suggesting that Boomers are actually more health conscious than “Millennials,” which at this point has a very nebulous definition A rancid approach to memorializing Tina Turner: remembering every awful thing that ever happened to her, and none of the good stuff A covert effort to assault Kate Middleton by making jokes in shows whose personnel have marginal ties to Meghan Markle   Email us at dailyfailpod@gmail.com, or find us on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them. And if you like the show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen.    Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
  • A study suggesting that Boomers are actually more health conscious than “Millennials,” which at this point has a very nebulous definition
  • A rancid approach to memorializing Tina Turner: remembering every awful thing that ever happened to her, and none of the good stuff
  • A covert effort to assault Kate Middleton by making jokes in shows whose personnel have marginal ties to Meghan Markle
    •   Email us at dailyfailpod@gmail.com, or find us on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them. And if you like the show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen.   

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    ]]>     1980 no     BREAKING: Men Are the Real Victims of Slut Shaming, Actually https://www.spreaker.com/episode/breaking-men-are-the-real-victims-of-slut-shaming-actually--58038558 Another week, another pot of faily mcFails. This week: A Norwegian study finds that men are punished for their sex lives far more than women, in case you even cared Meghan Markle is a woke liberal… French-Spanish dessert?  Lady Di wouldn’t have ended up like this if she’d *~married for love~*   Email us at dailyfailpod@gmail.com, or find us on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them. And if you like the show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen.    Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Fri, 19 May 2023 13:30:00 -0000 full Kristen Meinzer Another week, another pot of faily mcFails. This week: - A Norwegian study finds that men are punished for their sex lives far more than women, in case you even cared - Meghan Markle is a woke liberal… French-Spanish dessert?  - Lady Di... Another week, another pot of faily mcFails. This week: A Norwegian study finds that men are punished for their sex lives far more than women, in case you even cared Meghan Markle is a woke liberal… French-Spanish dessert?  Lady Di wouldn’t have ended up like this if she’d *~married for love~*   Email us at dailyfailpod@gmail.com, or find us on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them. And if you like the show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen.    Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
  • A Norwegian study finds that men are punished for their sex lives far more than women, in case you even cared
  • Meghan Markle is a woke liberal… French-Spanish dessert? 
  • Lady Di wouldn’t have ended up like this if she’d *~married for love~*
    •   Email us at dailyfailpod@gmail.com, or find us on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them. And if you like the show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen.   

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    ]]>     1996 no     Signs You Should END Your Relationship: They Don’t Like You https://www.spreaker.com/episode/signs-you-should-end-your-relationship-they-don-t-like-you--58038561 Another week of content has been cranked out by your least favorite internet tabloid, and Maura and Kristen are taking one for the team to break it down for you: All Japanese people have forgotten how to smile because of masks, apparently? Top 10 relationship red flags that should preclude you from being in a relationship to begin with  A lip reader decodes an innocuous conversation between two members of the Royal Family, and it is SALACIOUS (it is not)    Email us at dailyfailpod@gmail.com, or find us on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them. And if you like the show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Fri, 12 May 2023 15:26:00 -0000 full Kristen Meinzer Another week of content has been cranked out by your least favorite internet tabloid, and Maura and Kristen are taking one for the team to break it down for you: - All Japanese people have forgotten how to smile because of masks, apparently? -... Another week of content has been cranked out by your least favorite internet tabloid, and Maura and Kristen are taking one for the team to break it down for you: All Japanese people have forgotten how to smile because of masks, apparently? Top 10 relationship red flags that should preclude you from being in a relationship to begin with  A lip reader decodes an innocuous conversation between two members of the Royal Family, and it is SALACIOUS (it is not)    Email us at dailyfailpod@gmail.com, or find us on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them. And if you like the show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
  • All Japanese people have forgotten how to smile because of masks, apparently?
  • Top 10 relationship red flags that should preclude you from being in a relationship to begin with
  •  A lip reader decodes an innocuous conversation between two members of the Royal Family, and it is SALACIOUS (it is not) 
    •   Email us at dailyfailpod@gmail.com, or find us on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them. And if you like the show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen. 

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    ]]>     1977 no     The Photos Meghan Markle NEVER Wants You To See https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-photos-meghan-markle-never-wants-you-to-see--58038562 This week, Maura and Kristen tackle the worst in daily fails:   Taylor Swift is in Schrödinger’s Relationship with who knows who Meghan Markle was a teenager once  Wooly mammoths were absolutely horned (tusked?) up   You’ll never hear the word “dribbled” the same way again.    Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Fri, 05 May 2023 16:02:00 -0000 full Kristen Meinzer This week, Maura and Kristen tackle the worst in daily fails:   - Taylor Swift is in Schrödinger’s Relationship with who knows who - Meghan Markle was a teenager once  - Wooly mammoths were absolutely horned (tusked?) up   You’ll never... This week, Maura and Kristen tackle the worst in daily fails:   Taylor Swift is in Schrödinger’s Relationship with who knows who Meghan Markle was a teenager once  Wooly mammoths were absolutely horned (tusked?) up   You’ll never hear the word “dribbled” the same way again.    Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
  • Taylor Swift is in Schrödinger’s Relationship with who knows who
  • Meghan Markle was a teenager once 
  • Wooly mammoths were absolutely horned (tusked?) up
    •   You’ll never hear the word “dribbled” the same way again.   

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    ]]>     1963 no     Can’t Sleep, Having Rachel McAdams Armpit Hair Nightmares https://www.spreaker.com/episode/can-t-sleep-having-rachel-mcadams-armpit-hair-nightmares--58038563 Kristen and Maura come in hot with the worst headlines from the worst “news” “website.”   This week:  Rachel McAdams has body hair, and men want to puke and cry about it Women are talking about the Pill, obviously abandoning modern medicine Meghan Markle debuts a makeover (slightly different hairstyle)   In short: are women allowed to exist? More at 11.    Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Sat, 29 Apr 2023 03:00:00 -0000 full Kristen Meinzer Kristen and Maura come in hot with the worst headlines from the worst “news” “website.”   This week:  - Rachel McAdams has body hair, and men want to puke and cry about it - Women are talking about the Pill, obviously abandoning modern medicine... Kristen and Maura come in hot with the worst headlines from the worst “news” “website.”   This week:  Rachel McAdams has body hair, and men want to puke and cry about it Women are talking about the Pill, obviously abandoning modern medicine Meghan Markle debuts a makeover (slightly different hairstyle)   In short: are women allowed to exist? More at 11.    Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
  • Rachel McAdams has body hair, and men want to puke and cry about it
  • Women are talking about the Pill, obviously abandoning modern medicine
  • Meghan Markle debuts a makeover (slightly different hairstyle)
    •   In short: are women allowed to exist? More at 11.   

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    ]]>     1797 no     Introducing Daily Fail https://www.spreaker.com/episode/introducing-daily-fail--58038532 A weekly podcast about the world's worst daily paper, hosted by journalist Maura Currie (The Fall Line, One Strange Thing, Newsweek's The Debate, Slate's Hear Me Out) and culture critic Kristen Meinzer (By The Book, How to Be Fine, Movie Therapy with Rafer & Kristen, Newsweek's Royal Report). It's for everyone who loves dissecting and laughing at the tabloid media. New episodes hit your feed every Friday.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Fri, 21 Apr 2023 16:10:00 -0000 trailer Kristen Meinzer A weekly podcast about the world's worst daily paper, hosted by journalist Maura Currie (The Fall Line, One Strange Thing, Newsweek's The Debate, Slate's Hear Me Out) and culture critic Kristen Meinzer (By The Book, How to Be Fine, Movie Therapy with... A weekly podcast about the world's worst daily paper, hosted by journalist Maura Currie (The Fall Line, One Strange Thing, Newsweek's The Debate, Slate's Hear Me Out) and culture critic Kristen Meinzer (By The Book, How to Be Fine, Movie Therapy with Rafer & Kristen, Newsweek's Royal Report). It's for everyone who loves dissecting and laughing at the tabloid media. New episodes hit your feed every Friday.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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