STITCHES http://goodpointepodcasts.com en Jeremy Ellett STITCHES is the home of Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason, Christmas Diner and The One Stars. Good Pointe’s lineup of original satirical dark comedies. Each season is a stand-alone limited series. Season 3 || The One Stars "One Star Reviews from all across the Multiverse. Overrated Moon Vacations. Haunted Electronics. Cat beds that don't come in human sizes. Its MST3K meets One Star Reviews in this award-winning comedy fiction podcast. Starring Autumn Hardwood (as Emma Elizabeth) and Blythe Renay. Created by Jeremy Ellett. A Good Pointe Original." Previous Seasons: Season 1 || Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason "Randy Dunning and Gayle Kruger, two conspiracy obsessed Influencers, kidnap a Freemason in an ill-advised attempt to uncover the "Secret Knowledge" of the world." Season 2 || “Christmas Diner” "An unstable man takes the patrons of a small town diner hostage on Christmas Day.”  STITCHES. The Fiction Podcast home for Satirical Dark Comedy. Created by Jeremy Ellett. https://megaphone.imgix.net/podcasts/fd9ec5fa-5176-11ed-be33-6bcf42677d2a/image/54689d3d27f489dbdaf6e8c7744e1420.png?ixlib=rails-4.3.1&max-w=3000&max-h=3000&fit=crop&auto=format,compress STITCHES http://goodpointepodcasts.com yes serial Jeremy Ellett STITCHES is the home of Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason, Christmas Diner and The One Stars. Good Pointe’s lineup of original satirical dark comedies. Each season is a stand-alone limited series. Season 3 || The One Stars "One Star Reviews from all across the Multiverse. Overrated Moon Vacations. Haunted Electronics. Cat beds that don't come in human sizes. Its MST3K meets One Star Reviews in this award-winning comedy fiction podcast. Starring Autumn Hardwood (as Emma Elizabeth) and Blythe Renay. Created by Jeremy Ellett. A Good Pointe Original." Previous Seasons: Season 1 || Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason "Randy Dunning and Gayle Kruger, two conspiracy obsessed Influencers, kidnap a Freemason in an ill-advised attempt to uncover the "Secret Knowledge" of the world." Season 2 || “Christmas Diner” "An unstable man takes the patrons of a small town diner hostage on Christmas Day.”  STITCHES. The Fiction Podcast home for Satirical Dark Comedy. Created by Jeremy Ellett. STITCHES is the home of Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason, Christmas Diner and The One Stars. Good Pointe’s lineup of original satirical dark comedies. Each season is a stand-alone limited series.


Season 3 || The One Stars

"One Star Reviews from all across the Multiverse. Overrated Moon Vacations. Haunted Electronics. Cat beds that don't come in human sizes. Its MST3K meets One Star Reviews in this award-winning comedy fiction podcast. Starring Autumn Hardwood (as Emma Elizabeth) and Blythe Renay. Created by Jeremy Ellett. A Good Pointe Original."


Previous Seasons:

Season 1 || Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason

"Randy Dunning and Gayle Kruger, two conspiracy obsessed Influencers, kidnap a Freemason in an ill-advised attempt to uncover the "Secret Knowledge" of the world."


Season 2 || “Christmas Diner”

"An unstable man takes the patrons of a small town diner hostage on Christmas Day.” 


STITCHES. The Fiction Podcast home for Satirical Dark Comedy.

Created by Jeremy Ellett.

]]> Jeremy Ellett info@goodpointepodcasts.com The One Stars, Episode 6: The Hole Thing The One Stars, Episode 6: The Hole Thing What's at the bottom of the deepest depression on earth? It's the One Stars Season One Finale! The One Stars News Network covers an ever-expanding sinkhole. [This episode was originally released on September 18, 2020] NO A.I. WAS USED IN THE PRODUCTION OF THIS PODCAST CAST: Autumn Hardwood (aka Emma Elizabeth) as Negative Nancy. Blythe Renay as Chatbot. Garan Fitzgerald as the Announcer. Nina Nikolic as Susan Somethinerother. Brandon P. Jenkins as Richard TooGoode. Becca Marcus as The Government. Tal Minear as the Kazoo Ad One. Dallis MacKenzie as Intern Lilly. Paul Hikari as Intern Phillip, Thomas Pickles. Trace Callahan as Darla Pennington. PJ Kanis as the Kazoo Ad Two. Bruce Hennigar as Hole Witness One. Peter Nishimura as Hole Witness Two. Roger J. Thacher as Hole Witness Three. David Woo performs Review of a Walkman. Roger Hanna and Bajio Alvarado as the Mandela Ad Lawyers. Ariel Hack, Sophia DeRise, Tim Bailey as the Mandela Ad Testimonials. CREW: Written by Jeremy Ellett and Shamus Burns. Sound Design, Editing and Music Direction by Jeremy Ellett. The One Stars was created by Jeremy Ellett. MUSIC: Nightshade by Adhesive Wombat. Apero Hour by Kevin McLeod. Shimmer by Audioscribe. Nettle Swarm by Randy Greer. First Light by Randy Greer. Beyond the Trail by Randy Greer. PATREON: ⁠Patreon.com/GoodPointe⁠ Episode ⁠Transcript⁠ CONTACT: info@goodpointepodcasts.com A Good Pointe Original. Find and support our sponsors at: ⁠⁠⁠⁠fableandfolly.com/partners⁠⁠⁠. Want to potentially appear on a future episode?  Leave Us a Voicemail At: 512-640-9495 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Wed, 01 Apr 2026 05:00:00 -0000 The One Stars, Episode 6: The Hole Thing full 3 6 Jeremy Ellett The One Stars, Episode 6: The Hole Thing What's at the bottom of the deepest depression on earth? It's the One Stars Season One Finale! The One Stars News Network covers an ever-expanding sinkhole. [This episode was originally released on September 18, 2020] NO A.I. WAS USED IN THE PRODUCTION OF THIS PODCAST CAST: Autumn Hardwood (aka Emma Elizabeth) as Negative Nancy. Blythe Renay as Chatbot. Garan Fitzgerald as the Announcer. Nina Nikolic as Susan Somethinerother. Brandon P. Jenkins as Richard TooGoode. Becca Marcus as The Government. Tal Minear as the Kazoo Ad One. Dallis MacKenzie as Intern Lilly. Paul Hikari as Intern Phillip, Thomas Pickles. Trace Callahan as Darla Pennington. PJ Kanis as the Kazoo Ad Two. Bruce Hennigar as Hole Witness One. Peter Nishimura as Hole Witness Two. Roger J. Thacher as Hole Witness Three. David Woo performs Review of a Walkman. Roger Hanna and Bajio Alvarado as the Mandela Ad Lawyers. Ariel Hack, Sophia DeRise, Tim Bailey as the Mandela Ad Testimonials. CREW: Written by Jeremy Ellett and Shamus Burns. Sound Design, Editing and Music Direction by Jeremy Ellett. The One Stars was created by Jeremy Ellett. MUSIC: Nightshade by Adhesive Wombat. Apero Hour by Kevin McLeod. Shimmer by Audioscribe. Nettle Swarm by Randy Greer. First Light by Randy Greer. Beyond the Trail by Randy Greer. PATREON: ⁠Patreon.com/GoodPointe⁠ Episode ⁠Transcript⁠ CONTACT: info@goodpointepodcasts.com A Good Pointe Original. Find and support our sponsors at: ⁠⁠⁠⁠fableandfolly.com/partners⁠⁠⁠. Want to potentially appear on a future episode?  Leave Us a Voicemail At: 512-640-9495 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices The One Stars, Episode 6: The Hole Thing


What's at the bottom of the deepest depression on earth? It's the One Stars Season One Finale! The One Stars News Network covers an ever-expanding sinkhole.


[This episode was originally released on September 18, 2020]


NO A.I. WAS USED IN THE PRODUCTION OF THIS PODCAST


CAST:

Autumn Hardwood (aka Emma Elizabeth) as Negative Nancy.

Blythe Renay as Chatbot.

Garan Fitzgerald as the Announcer.

Nina Nikolic as Susan Somethinerother.

Brandon P. Jenkins as Richard TooGoode.

Becca Marcus as The Government.

Tal Minear as the Kazoo Ad One.

Dallis MacKenzie as Intern Lilly.

Paul Hikari as Intern Phillip, Thomas Pickles.

Trace Callahan as Darla Pennington.

PJ Kanis as the Kazoo Ad Two.

Bruce Hennigar as Hole Witness One.

Peter Nishimura as Hole Witness Two.

Roger J. Thacher as Hole Witness Three.

David Woo performs Review of a Walkman.

Roger Hanna and Bajio Alvarado as the Mandela Ad Lawyers.

Ariel Hack, Sophia DeRise, Tim Bailey as the Mandela Ad Testimonials.


CREW:

Written by Jeremy Ellett and Shamus Burns.

Sound Design, Editing and Music Direction by Jeremy Ellett.

The One Stars was created by Jeremy Ellett.


MUSIC:

Nightshade by Adhesive Wombat.

Apero Hour by Kevin McLeod.

Shimmer by Audioscribe.

Nettle Swarm by Randy Greer.

First Light by Randy Greer.

Beyond the Trail by Randy Greer.


PATREON: ⁠Patreon.com/GoodPointe⁠


Episode ⁠Transcript⁠


CONTACT: info@goodpointepodcasts.com


A Good Pointe Original.


Find and support our sponsors at: ⁠⁠⁠⁠fableandfolly.com/partners⁠⁠⁠.


Want to potentially appear on a future episode? 

Leave Us a Voicemail At: 512-640-9495

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

]]> 1474 The One Stars, Episode 5: No Magic or Cats Allowed The One Stars, Episode Five: No Magic or Cats Allowed  [This episode was originally released on August 28, 2020] NO MAGIC OR CATS ALLOWED Something about cats or something about magic. But definitely not both. This episode includes reviews of: Beach Trip. Clothes Iron. Cat Bed. Apartment Complex. NO A.I. WAS USED IN THE PRODUCTION OF THIS PODCAST CAST: Autumn Hardwood (aka Emma Elizabeth) as Negative Nancy. Blythe Renay as Chatbot. Garan Fitzgerald as the Announcer. Ariel Hack as Angelica. Tal Minear performs 'Review of the Beach' Anjali Kunapaneni peforms 'Review of a Cat Bed' PJ Kanis performs 'Review an Apartment Complex' Dallis MacKenzie as Intern Lilly. Paul Hikari as Intern Phillip. Eleanor Grey performs 'Review of an Iron' CREW: Writing, Sound Design, and Musical Arrangement by Jeremy Ellett. The Iron Review, Cat Bed Review and Beach Review were written by Tal Minear. The One Stars was created by Jeremy Ellett. MUSIC: Power Up by Razihel. Serenity by Prod Riddiman. The Crown by Prod Riddiman. Shimmer by Audioscribe. Waves by Prod Riddiman. Episode ⁠Transcript⁠ CONTACT: info@goodpointepodcasts.com A Good Pointe Original. Find and support our sponsors at: ⁠⁠⁠⁠fableandfolly.com/partners⁠⁠⁠. Want to potentially appear on a future episode?  Leave Us a Voicemail At: 512-640-9495 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Sun, 08 Mar 2026 06:00:00 -0000 The One Stars, Episode 5: No Magic or Cats Allowed full 3 5 Jeremy Ellett The One Stars, Episode Five: No Magic or Cats Allowed  [This episode was originally released on August 28, 2020] NO MAGIC OR CATS ALLOWED Something about cats or something about magic. But definitely not both. This episode includes reviews of: Beach Trip. Clothes Iron. Cat Bed. Apartment Complex. NO A.I. WAS USED IN THE PRODUCTION OF THIS PODCAST CAST: Autumn Hardwood (aka Emma Elizabeth) as Negative Nancy. Blythe Renay as Chatbot. Garan Fitzgerald as the Announcer. Ariel Hack as Angelica. Tal Minear performs 'Review of the Beach' Anjali Kunapaneni peforms 'Review of a Cat Bed' PJ Kanis performs 'Review an Apartment Complex' Dallis MacKenzie as Intern Lilly. Paul Hikari as Intern Phillip. Eleanor Grey performs 'Review of an Iron' CREW: Writing, Sound Design, and Musical Arrangement by Jeremy Ellett. The Iron Review, Cat Bed Review and Beach Review were written by Tal Minear. The One Stars was created by Jeremy Ellett. MUSIC: Power Up by Razihel. Serenity by Prod Riddiman. The Crown by Prod Riddiman. Shimmer by Audioscribe. Waves by Prod Riddiman. Episode ⁠Transcript⁠ CONTACT: info@goodpointepodcasts.com A Good Pointe Original. Find and support our sponsors at: ⁠⁠⁠⁠fableandfolly.com/partners⁠⁠⁠. Want to potentially appear on a future episode?  Leave Us a Voicemail At: 512-640-9495 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices The One Stars, Episode Five: No Magic or Cats Allowed


 [This episode was originally released on August 28, 2020]

NO MAGIC OR CATS ALLOWED


Something about cats or something about magic. But definitely not both.


This episode includes reviews of:

Beach Trip.

Clothes Iron.

Cat Bed.

Apartment Complex.


NO A.I. WAS USED IN THE PRODUCTION OF THIS PODCAST


CAST:

Autumn Hardwood (aka Emma Elizabeth) as Negative Nancy.

Blythe Renay as Chatbot.

Garan Fitzgerald as the Announcer.

Ariel Hack as Angelica.

Tal Minear performs 'Review of the Beach'

Anjali Kunapaneni peforms 'Review of a Cat Bed'

PJ Kanis performs 'Review an Apartment Complex'

Dallis MacKenzie as Intern Lilly.

Paul Hikari as Intern Phillip.

Eleanor Grey performs 'Review of an Iron'


CREW:

Writing, Sound Design, and Musical Arrangement by Jeremy Ellett.

The Iron Review, Cat Bed Review and Beach Review were written by Tal Minear.


The One Stars was created by Jeremy Ellett.


MUSIC:

Power Up by Razihel.

Serenity by Prod Riddiman.

The Crown by Prod Riddiman.

Shimmer by Audioscribe.

Waves by Prod Riddiman.


Episode ⁠Transcript⁠


CONTACT: info@goodpointepodcasts.com


A Good Pointe Original.


Find and support our sponsors at: ⁠⁠⁠⁠fableandfolly.com/partners⁠⁠⁠.


Want to potentially appear on a future episode? 

Leave Us a Voicemail At: 512-640-9495

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

]]> 1063 The One Stars, Episode 4: I've Got Places to Be Negative Nancy is stuck in traffic. Reviews of: a Time Machine, The World's Largest Penny, an Abandoned Mall, a Grocery Store, a Rocket and a Mood Ring. [This Episode was originally released August 14, 2020] NO A.I. WAS USED IN THE PRODUCTION OF THIS PODCAST CAST:  Autumn Hardwood (as Emma Elizabeth) as Negative Nancy. Dallis MacKenzie as Intern Lilly. Garan Fitzgerald as the Announcer. Paul Hikari as Intern Phillip. Ariel Hack, Tom Laflin and Roger Hanna as The Audience Members. Senna Fox and Bajio Alvarado as People in Traffic. Caroline Mincks performs Review of a Time Machine. Bajio Alvarado peforms Review of the World's Largest Penny. Megan Konrad peforms Review of an Abandoned Mall. Ashe Thurman performs Review of a Grocery Store. Lindsay Zana performs Review of a Mood Ring. Jess Kuczynski performs Review of a Rocket. CREW: Writing, Sound Design, and Musical Arrangement by Jeremy Ellett. The Rocket and Mood Ring Reviews were written by Tal Minear. The One Stars was created by Jeremy Ellett. MUSIC:  Power Up by Razihel. Shimmer by Audioscribe. Spaceman by Prod Riddiman. Lost in Space by Prod Riddiman. Coffee by Prod Riddiman. Cassette by Prod Riddiman. Episode ⁠Transcript⁠ CONTACT: info@goodpointepodcasts.com A Good Pointe Original. Find and support our sponsors at: ⁠⁠⁠⁠fableandfolly.com/partners⁠⁠⁠. Want to potentially appear on a future episode?  Leave Us a Voicemail At: 512-640-9495 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Sun, 01 Mar 2026 06:00:00 -0000 The One Stars, Episode 4: I've Got Places to Be full 3 4 Jeremy Ellett Negative Nancy is stuck in traffic. Reviews of: a Time Machine, The World's Largest Penny, an Abandoned Mall, a Grocery Store, a Rocket and a Mood Ring. [This Episode was originally released August 14, 2020] NO A.I. WAS USED IN THE PRODUCTION OF THIS PODCAST CAST:  Autumn Hardwood (as Emma Elizabeth) as Negative Nancy. Dallis MacKenzie as Intern Lilly. Garan Fitzgerald as the Announcer. Paul Hikari as Intern Phillip. Ariel Hack, Tom Laflin and Roger Hanna as The Audience Members. Senna Fox and Bajio Alvarado as People in Traffic. Caroline Mincks performs Review of a Time Machine. Bajio Alvarado peforms Review of the World's Largest Penny. Megan Konrad peforms Review of an Abandoned Mall. Ashe Thurman performs Review of a Grocery Store. Lindsay Zana performs Review of a Mood Ring. Jess Kuczynski performs Review of a Rocket. CREW: Writing, Sound Design, and Musical Arrangement by Jeremy Ellett. The Rocket and Mood Ring Reviews were written by Tal Minear. The One Stars was created by Jeremy Ellett. MUSIC:  Power Up by Razihel. Shimmer by Audioscribe. Spaceman by Prod Riddiman. Lost in Space by Prod Riddiman. Coffee by Prod Riddiman. Cassette by Prod Riddiman. Episode ⁠Transcript⁠ CONTACT: info@goodpointepodcasts.com A Good Pointe Original. Find and support our sponsors at: ⁠⁠⁠⁠fableandfolly.com/partners⁠⁠⁠. Want to potentially appear on a future episode?  Leave Us a Voicemail At: 512-640-9495 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Negative Nancy is stuck in traffic.


Reviews of: a Time Machine, The World's Largest Penny, an Abandoned Mall, a Grocery Store, a Rocket and a Mood Ring.


[This Episode was originally released August 14, 2020]

NO A.I. WAS USED IN THE PRODUCTION OF THIS PODCAST


CAST: 

Autumn Hardwood (as Emma Elizabeth) as Negative Nancy.

Dallis MacKenzie as Intern Lilly.

Garan Fitzgerald as the Announcer.

Paul Hikari as Intern Phillip.

Ariel Hack, Tom Laflin and Roger Hanna as The Audience Members.

Senna Fox and Bajio Alvarado as People in Traffic.

Caroline Mincks performs Review of a Time Machine.

Bajio Alvarado peforms Review of the World's Largest Penny.

Megan Konrad peforms Review of an Abandoned Mall.

Ashe Thurman performs Review of a Grocery Store.

Lindsay Zana performs Review of a Mood Ring.

Jess Kuczynski performs Review of a Rocket.


CREW:

Writing, Sound Design, and Musical Arrangement by Jeremy Ellett.

The Rocket and Mood Ring Reviews were written by Tal Minear.


The One Stars was created by Jeremy Ellett.


MUSIC: 

Power Up by Razihel.

Shimmer by Audioscribe.

Spaceman by Prod Riddiman.

Lost in Space by Prod Riddiman.

Coffee by Prod Riddiman.

Cassette by Prod Riddiman.


Episode ⁠Transcript⁠


CONTACT: info@goodpointepodcasts.com


A Good Pointe Original.


Find and support our sponsors at: ⁠⁠⁠⁠fableandfolly.com/partners⁠⁠⁠.


Want to potentially appear on a future episode? 

Leave Us a Voicemail At: 512-640-9495

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

]]> 1118 Feed Drop: Finding Pattersby Hey folks, Welcome Back to Stitches. Today on the feed we’re sharing one of our favorite weird-fiction comedy podcasts. It’s called FINDING PATTERSBY.  Finding Pattersby is a Fake True Crime comedy and Supernatural Mystery about an ex-ghostwriter of thriller novels investigating the disappearance of best-selling author Luke Pattersby who vanished under strange and mysterious circumstances. Also the ghostwriter is a liar.  Chapter 1, Part 1: “The Prologue” Episode Description:  Meet disgraced ex-ghostwriter and Sacramento native Ryan Cervantes, as he lays out all his issues and problems, personal drama and conspiracies surrounding the mysterious disappearance of thriller book legend Luke Pattersby. The famed novelist allegedly stole something very near and dear to Cervantes’ heart, and our host aims to get it back. Or he’s making it all up and wasting everyone’s time. You be the judge. Finding Pattersby is perfect for fans of The Chair Company, Sorry About the Murder, Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason, Valley Heat, or Waiting for Guffman.  Written, directed & performed by Ryan Sandoval.  With Music & sound design by Erik Jourgensen.  Featuring Performances by: Jennifer Albright, Jon Cannon, Patrick James Clarke, Dan Gagliardi, Keith Pasko, Kat Shuchter, Lily Sparks and Andy Windak.  After you listen to the pilot, catch up with the rest of the season on the Finding Pattersby feed and be prepared for the Season Finale coming in March 2026.  Website: https://www.patterspod.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Tue, 24 Feb 2026 06:00:00 -0000 Feed Drop: Finding Pattersby full Jeremy Ellett Hey folks, Welcome Back to Stitches. Today on the feed we’re sharing one of our favorite weird-fiction comedy podcasts. It’s called FINDING PATTERSBY.  Finding Pattersby is a Fake True Crime comedy and Supernatural Mystery about an ex-ghostwriter of thriller novels investigating the disappearance of best-selling author Luke Pattersby who vanished under strange and mysterious circumstances. Also the ghostwriter is a liar.  Chapter 1, Part 1: “The Prologue” Episode Description:  Meet disgraced ex-ghostwriter and Sacramento native Ryan Cervantes, as he lays out all his issues and problems, personal drama and conspiracies surrounding the mysterious disappearance of thriller book legend Luke Pattersby. The famed novelist allegedly stole something very near and dear to Cervantes’ heart, and our host aims to get it back. Or he’s making it all up and wasting everyone’s time. You be the judge. Finding Pattersby is perfect for fans of The Chair Company, Sorry About the Murder, Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason, Valley Heat, or Waiting for Guffman.  Written, directed & performed by Ryan Sandoval.  With Music & sound design by Erik Jourgensen.  Featuring Performances by: Jennifer Albright, Jon Cannon, Patrick James Clarke, Dan Gagliardi, Keith Pasko, Kat Shuchter, Lily Sparks and Andy Windak.  After you listen to the pilot, catch up with the rest of the season on the Finding Pattersby feed and be prepared for the Season Finale coming in March 2026.  Website: https://www.patterspod.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hey folks, Welcome Back to Stitches. Today on the feed we’re sharing one of our favorite weird-fiction comedy podcasts. It’s called FINDING PATTERSBY. 

Finding Pattersby is a Fake True Crime comedy and Supernatural Mystery about an ex-ghostwriter of thriller novels investigating the disappearance of best-selling author Luke Pattersby who vanished under strange and mysterious circumstances. Also the ghostwriter is a liar. 


Chapter 1, Part 1: “The Prologue”

Episode Description: 

Meet disgraced ex-ghostwriter and Sacramento native Ryan Cervantes, as he lays out all his issues and problems, personal drama and conspiracies surrounding the mysterious disappearance of thriller book legend Luke Pattersby. The famed novelist allegedly stole something very near and dear to Cervantes’ heart, and our host aims to get it back. Or he’s making it all up and wasting everyone’s time. You be the judge.

Finding Pattersby is perfect for fans of The Chair Company, Sorry About the Murder, Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason, Valley Heat, or Waiting for Guffman. 

Written, directed & performed by Ryan Sandoval. 

With Music & sound design by Erik Jourgensen. 

Featuring Performances by: Jennifer Albright, Jon Cannon, Patrick James Clarke, Dan Gagliardi, Keith Pasko, Kat Shuchter, Lily Sparks and Andy Windak. 

After you listen to the pilot, catch up with the rest of the season on the Finding Pattersby feed and be prepared for the Season Finale coming in March 2026. 

Website: https://www.patterspod.com

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

]]> 1528 no The One Stars, Episode 3: Please Hold The One Stars, Episode Three: Please Hold (This episode was originally released on July 31, 2020) Negative Nancy is on hold. This episode includes reviews of: Ethan's Erasers. Can of Mace. Can of Beans. A Special Collection. NO A.I. WAS USED IN THE PRODUCTION OF THIS PODCAST CAST: Autumn Hardwood (as Emma Elizabeth) as Negative Nancy. Blythe Renay as Chatbot. Garan Fitzgerald as the Announcer, Review of Mace. Jess Kuczynski performs Review of Ethan's Erasers. Nina Nikolic performs Review of a Can of Beans. Ashley Kay performs Review of a Special Collection. CREW: Writing by Jeremy Ellett and Shamus Burns. Writing, Sound Design, and Musical Arrangement by Jeremy Ellett. The One Stars was created by Jeremy Ellett. MUSIC: Power Up by Razihel. Shimmer by Audioscribe. Cold by Prod Riddiman. Ice Cream by Prod Riddiman. Dandelions by Prod Riddiman. Episode ⁠Transcript. STITCHES PATREON: ⁠Patreon.com/GoodPointe.⁠ FOR BUSINESS INQUIRIES CONTACT: info@goodpointepodcasts.com A Good Pointe Original. Find and support our sponsors at: ⁠⁠⁠⁠fableandfolly.com/partners⁠⁠⁠. Want to potentially appear on a future episode?  Leave Us a Voicemail At: 512-640-9495 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Tue, 17 Feb 2026 06:00:00 -0000 The One Stars, Episode 3: Please Hold full 3 3 Jeremy Ellett The One Stars, Episode Three: Please Hold (This episode was originally released on July 31, 2020) Negative Nancy is on hold. This episode includes reviews of: Ethan's Erasers. Can of Mace. Can of Beans. A Special Collection. NO A.I. WAS USED IN THE PRODUCTION OF THIS PODCAST CAST: Autumn Hardwood (as Emma Elizabeth) as Negative Nancy. Blythe Renay as Chatbot. Garan Fitzgerald as the Announcer, Review of Mace. Jess Kuczynski performs Review of Ethan's Erasers. Nina Nikolic performs Review of a Can of Beans. Ashley Kay performs Review of a Special Collection. CREW: Writing by Jeremy Ellett and Shamus Burns. Writing, Sound Design, and Musical Arrangement by Jeremy Ellett. The One Stars was created by Jeremy Ellett. MUSIC: Power Up by Razihel. Shimmer by Audioscribe. Cold by Prod Riddiman. Ice Cream by Prod Riddiman. Dandelions by Prod Riddiman. Episode ⁠Transcript. STITCHES PATREON: ⁠Patreon.com/GoodPointe.⁠ FOR BUSINESS INQUIRIES CONTACT: info@goodpointepodcasts.com A Good Pointe Original. Find and support our sponsors at: ⁠⁠⁠⁠fableandfolly.com/partners⁠⁠⁠. Want to potentially appear on a future episode?  Leave Us a Voicemail At: 512-640-9495 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices The One Stars, Episode Three: Please Hold


(This episode was originally released on July 31, 2020)



Negative Nancy is on hold.


This episode includes reviews of:

Ethan's Erasers.

Can of Mace.

Can of Beans.

A Special Collection.


NO A.I. WAS USED IN THE PRODUCTION OF THIS PODCAST


CAST:

Autumn Hardwood (as Emma Elizabeth) as Negative Nancy.

Blythe Renay as Chatbot.

Garan Fitzgerald as the Announcer, Review of Mace.

Jess Kuczynski performs Review of Ethan's Erasers.

Nina Nikolic performs Review of a Can of Beans.

Ashley Kay performs Review of a Special Collection.


CREW:

Writing by Jeremy Ellett and Shamus Burns.

Writing, Sound Design, and Musical Arrangement by Jeremy Ellett.


The One Stars was created by Jeremy Ellett.


MUSIC:

Power Up by Razihel.

Shimmer by Audioscribe.

Cold by Prod Riddiman.

Ice Cream by Prod Riddiman.

Dandelions by Prod Riddiman.


Episode ⁠Transcript.


STITCHES PATREON: ⁠Patreon.com/GoodPointe.⁠


FOR BUSINESS INQUIRIES CONTACT: info@goodpointepodcasts.com


A Good Pointe Original.


Find and support our sponsors at: ⁠⁠⁠⁠fableandfolly.com/partners⁠⁠⁠.


Want to potentially appear on a future episode? 

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]]> 948 The One Stars, Episode 2: Haunted by Your Post The One Stars, Episode Two: Haunted by Your Post [This episode was originally released on: July 16, 2020] NO A.I. WAS USED IN THE PRODUCTION OF THIS PODCAST Negative Nancy combs through her old social media posts to eliminate any old and potentially problematic Hot Takes. This episode includes reviews of: A Kettlebell. Space Jam on DVD. A Haunted VCR. A Spellbook. CAST: Autumn Hardwood (as Emma Elizabeth) as Negative Nancy. Blythe Renay as Chatbot. Garan Fitzgerald as the Announcer, Review of a Space Jam DVD. Tom Laflin performs Review of a VCR. Tal Minear performs Review of a Spellbook. Anjali Kunapaneni performs Review of a Kettlebell. CREW: Writing, Sound Design, and Musical Arrangement by Jeremy Ellett. A Review of a Kettlebell was written by Tal Minear. The One Stars was created by Jeremy Ellett. MUSIC: Revenge by Prod Riddiman Schemin by Prod Riddiman. Shimmer by Audioscribe. Demented Nightmare by Darren Curtis. Power Up by Razihel. Episode ⁠Transcript⁠ STITCHES PATREON: ⁠Patreon.com/GoodPointe⁠ FOR BUSINESS INQUIRIES CONTACT: info@goodpointepodcasts.com A Good Pointe Original. Find and support our sponsors at: ⁠⁠⁠⁠fableandfolly.com/partners⁠⁠⁠. Want to potentially appear on a future episode?  Leave Us a Voicemail At: 512-640-9495 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Tue, 10 Feb 2026 06:00:00 -0000 The One Stars, Episode 2: Haunted by Your Post full 3 2 Jeremy Ellett The One Stars, Episode Two: Haunted by Your Post [This episode was originally released on: July 16, 2020] NO A.I. WAS USED IN THE PRODUCTION OF THIS PODCAST Negative Nancy combs through her old social media posts to eliminate any old and potentially problematic Hot Takes. This episode includes reviews of: A Kettlebell. Space Jam on DVD. A Haunted VCR. A Spellbook. CAST: Autumn Hardwood (as Emma Elizabeth) as Negative Nancy. Blythe Renay as Chatbot. Garan Fitzgerald as the Announcer, Review of a Space Jam DVD. Tom Laflin performs Review of a VCR. Tal Minear performs Review of a Spellbook. Anjali Kunapaneni performs Review of a Kettlebell. CREW: Writing, Sound Design, and Musical Arrangement by Jeremy Ellett. A Review of a Kettlebell was written by Tal Minear. The One Stars was created by Jeremy Ellett. MUSIC: Revenge by Prod Riddiman Schemin by Prod Riddiman. Shimmer by Audioscribe. Demented Nightmare by Darren Curtis. Power Up by Razihel. Episode ⁠Transcript⁠ STITCHES PATREON: ⁠Patreon.com/GoodPointe⁠ FOR BUSINESS INQUIRIES CONTACT: info@goodpointepodcasts.com A Good Pointe Original. Find and support our sponsors at: ⁠⁠⁠⁠fableandfolly.com/partners⁠⁠⁠. Want to potentially appear on a future episode?  Leave Us a Voicemail At: 512-640-9495 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices The One Stars, Episode Two: Haunted by Your Post

[This episode was originally released on: July 16, 2020]


NO A.I. WAS USED IN THE PRODUCTION OF THIS PODCAST


Negative Nancy combs through her old social media posts to eliminate any old and potentially problematic Hot Takes.


This episode includes reviews of:

A Kettlebell.

Space Jam on DVD.

A Haunted VCR.

A Spellbook.


CAST:

Autumn Hardwood (as Emma Elizabeth) as Negative Nancy.

Blythe Renay as Chatbot.

Garan Fitzgerald as the Announcer, Review of a Space Jam DVD.

Tom Laflin performs Review of a VCR.

Tal Minear performs Review of a Spellbook.

Anjali Kunapaneni performs Review of a Kettlebell.


CREW:

Writing, Sound Design, and Musical Arrangement by Jeremy Ellett.

A Review of a Kettlebell was written by Tal Minear.


The One Stars was created by Jeremy Ellett.


MUSIC:

Revenge by Prod Riddiman

Schemin by Prod Riddiman.

Shimmer by Audioscribe.

Demented Nightmare by Darren Curtis.

Power Up by Razihel.


Episode ⁠Transcript⁠


STITCHES PATREON: ⁠Patreon.com/GoodPointe⁠


FOR BUSINESS INQUIRIES CONTACT: info@goodpointepodcasts.com


A Good Pointe Original.


Find and support our sponsors at: ⁠⁠⁠⁠fableandfolly.com/partners⁠⁠⁠.


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]]> 1036 The One Stars, Episode 1: Over the Moon The One Stars, Episode One: Over the Moon [Originally released on: July 2, 2020] Negative Nancy is over the Moon. This episode includes reviews of: An Uber Driver. A Moon Vacation. A Ukulele. The Moon Landing Museum.  CAST: Autumn Hardwood (aka Emma Elizabeth) as Negative Nancy. Blythe Renay as Chatbot. Garan Fitzgerald as the Announcer. Vin Ernst performs Review of an Uber Driver. Bruce Hennigar performs Review of a Moon Vacation and Review of the Moon Landing Museum. Caroline Mincks performs Review of a Ukulele. Megan Konrad as Grandma's Review. CREW: Writing, Sound Design, and Musical Arrangement by Jeremy Ellett. A Review of a Ukulele was written by Tal Minear. The One Stars was created by Jeremy Ellett. MUSIC: Hybrid by Ouroboros. Shimmer by Audioscribe. Power Up by Razihel. Good Times by Prod Riddiman. Jester by Prod Riddiman. Exhausted by Prod Riddiman. Fly by Prod Riddiman. Isolated by Prod Riddiman. NO A.I. WAS USED IN THE PRODUCTION OF THIS PODCAST Episode ⁠Transcript⁠ STITCHES PATREON: ⁠Patreon.com/GoodPointe⁠ FOR BUSINESS INQUIRIES CONTACT:info@goodpointepodcasts.com A Good Pointe Original. Find and support our sponsors at: ⁠⁠⁠⁠fableandfolly.com/partners⁠⁠⁠. Want to potentially appear on a future episode?  Leave Us a Voicemail At: 512-640-9495 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Tue, 03 Feb 2026 07:30:00 -0000 The One Stars, Episode 1: Over the Moon full 3 1 Jeremy Ellett The One Stars, Episode One: Over the Moon [Originally released on: July 2, 2020] Negative Nancy is over the Moon. This episode includes reviews of: An Uber Driver. A Moon Vacation. A Ukulele. The Moon Landing Museum.  CAST: Autumn Hardwood (aka Emma Elizabeth) as Negative Nancy. Blythe Renay as Chatbot. Garan Fitzgerald as the Announcer. Vin Ernst performs Review of an Uber Driver. Bruce Hennigar performs Review of a Moon Vacation and Review of the Moon Landing Museum. Caroline Mincks performs Review of a Ukulele. Megan Konrad as Grandma's Review. CREW: Writing, Sound Design, and Musical Arrangement by Jeremy Ellett. A Review of a Ukulele was written by Tal Minear. The One Stars was created by Jeremy Ellett. MUSIC: Hybrid by Ouroboros. Shimmer by Audioscribe. Power Up by Razihel. Good Times by Prod Riddiman. Jester by Prod Riddiman. Exhausted by Prod Riddiman. Fly by Prod Riddiman. Isolated by Prod Riddiman. NO A.I. WAS USED IN THE PRODUCTION OF THIS PODCAST Episode ⁠Transcript⁠ STITCHES PATREON: ⁠Patreon.com/GoodPointe⁠ FOR BUSINESS INQUIRIES CONTACT:info@goodpointepodcasts.com A Good Pointe Original. Find and support our sponsors at: ⁠⁠⁠⁠fableandfolly.com/partners⁠⁠⁠. Want to potentially appear on a future episode?  Leave Us a Voicemail At: 512-640-9495 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices The One Stars, Episode One: Over the Moon [Originally released on: July 2, 2020]


Negative Nancy is over the Moon.


This episode includes reviews of:

An Uber Driver.

A Moon Vacation.

A Ukulele.

The Moon Landing Museum. 


CAST:

Autumn Hardwood (aka Emma Elizabeth) as Negative Nancy.

Blythe Renay as Chatbot.

Garan Fitzgerald as the Announcer.

Vin Ernst performs Review of an Uber Driver.

Bruce Hennigar performs Review of a Moon Vacation and Review of the Moon Landing Museum.

Caroline Mincks performs Review of a Ukulele.

Megan Konrad as Grandma's Review.


CREW:

Writing, Sound Design, and Musical Arrangement by Jeremy Ellett.

A Review of a Ukulele was written by Tal Minear.


The One Stars was created by Jeremy Ellett.


MUSIC:

Hybrid by Ouroboros.

Shimmer by Audioscribe.

Power Up by Razihel.

Good Times by Prod Riddiman.

Jester by Prod Riddiman.

Exhausted by Prod Riddiman.

Fly by Prod Riddiman.

Isolated by Prod Riddiman.


NO A.I. WAS USED IN THE PRODUCTION OF THIS PODCAST


Episode ⁠Transcript⁠


STITCHES PATREON: ⁠Patreon.com/GoodPointe⁠


FOR BUSINESS INQUIRIES CONTACT:info@goodpointepodcasts.com


A Good Pointe Original.


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]]> 1412 Feed Drop: The Kingmaker Histories Set in a fictional European republic in the years leading up to World War One, The Kingmaker Histories follows an assistant tailor named Colette who becomes the unwitting host for a deadly alien power source- the Kingmaker Diamond. Hunted by a host of enemies who wish to use her powers for their own gain, Colette's only hope is to join up with a pair of career criminals and embark on a bizarre road trip, smuggling and thieving across Belle Epoque Europe as she seeks to get rid of her lethal new head-mate. A comedic adventure that is half fantasy and half crime caper, the Kingmaker Histories is a show about living through interesting times without losing your head.  Created and developed by the team behind the audioverse award-winning Less is Morgue, THE KINGMAKER HISTORIES is a steampunk fantasy adventure about three petty criminals swept up into a magical power struggle for the future of their post-revolutionary home country. It combines the criminal hijinks of Leverage with the fantastical intrigue of Shadow and Bone, and the dark, absurdist comedy of A Series of Unfortunate Events. Support THE KINGMAKER HISTORIES crowdfunding at: https://ko-fi.com/megsothoth This is CHAPTER 3: "Remedial Haggling"  The gang are trapped in a landscape of illusions by a master mentalist with an axe to grind.  Written by Dana Schiewe Content Warning: Unreality, gunshots Transcript Link CAST: David Ault - The Historian Taqi Nazeer - Eisen Blythe Renay - Colette Josh Rubino - Telesphore Addison Peacock - Ariadne Richie Ammons - Babyface John Additional voices - Addison Peacock and Meg Molloy Tuten Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Wed, 21 Jan 2026 06:00:00 -0000 Feed Drop: The Kingmaker Histories full Jeremy Ellett Set in a fictional European republic in the years leading up to World War One, The Kingmaker Histories follows an assistant tailor named Colette who becomes the unwitting host for a deadly alien power source- the Kingmaker Diamond. Hunted by a host of enemies who wish to use her powers for their own gain, Colette's only hope is to join up with a pair of career criminals and embark on a bizarre road trip, smuggling and thieving across Belle Epoque Europe as she seeks to get rid of her lethal new head-mate. A comedic adventure that is half fantasy and half crime caper, the Kingmaker Histories is a show about living through interesting times without losing your head.  Created and developed by the team behind the audioverse award-winning Less is Morgue, THE KINGMAKER HISTORIES is a steampunk fantasy adventure about three petty criminals swept up into a magical power struggle for the future of their post-revolutionary home country. It combines the criminal hijinks of Leverage with the fantastical intrigue of Shadow and Bone, and the dark, absurdist comedy of A Series of Unfortunate Events. Support THE KINGMAKER HISTORIES crowdfunding at: https://ko-fi.com/megsothoth This is CHAPTER 3: "Remedial Haggling"  The gang are trapped in a landscape of illusions by a master mentalist with an axe to grind.  Written by Dana Schiewe Content Warning: Unreality, gunshots Transcript Link CAST: David Ault - The Historian Taqi Nazeer - Eisen Blythe Renay - Colette Josh Rubino - Telesphore Addison Peacock - Ariadne Richie Ammons - Babyface John Additional voices - Addison Peacock and Meg Molloy Tuten Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Set in a fictional European republic in the years leading up to World War One, The Kingmaker Histories follows an assistant tailor named Colette who becomes the unwitting host for a deadly alien power source- the Kingmaker Diamond. Hunted by a host of enemies who wish to use her powers for their own gain, Colette's only hope is to join up with a pair of career criminals and embark on a bizarre road trip, smuggling and thieving across Belle Epoque Europe as she seeks to get rid of her lethal new head-mate.

A comedic adventure that is half fantasy and half crime caper, the Kingmaker Histories is a show about living through interesting times without losing your head.


 Created and developed by the team behind the audioverse award-winning Less is Morgue, THE KINGMAKER HISTORIES is a steampunk fantasy adventure about three petty criminals swept up into a magical power struggle for the future of their post-revolutionary home country.


It combines the criminal hijinks of Leverage with the fantastical intrigue of Shadow and Bone, and the dark, absurdist comedy of A Series of Unfortunate Events.


Support THE KINGMAKER HISTORIES crowdfunding at: https://ko-fi.com/megsothoth



This is CHAPTER 3: "Remedial Haggling" 

The gang are trapped in a landscape of illusions by a master mentalist with an axe to grind. 

Written by Dana Schiewe

Content Warning: Unreality, gunshots

Transcript Link

CAST:

David Ault - The Historian

Taqi Nazeer - Eisen

Blythe Renay - Colette

Josh Rubino - Telesphore

Addison Peacock - Ariadne

Richie Ammons - Babyface John

Additional voices - Addison Peacock and Meg Molloy Tuten

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]]> 1912 Christmas Diner, Episode 6: Here Comes Santa Claus Christmas Diner, Episode 6: Here Comes Santa Claus Writing, Sound Design, and Musical Arrangement by Jeremy Ellett. STARRING: Zane Schacht as Buster. Peter Lewis as the Narrator. Blythe Renay as Erica. Josh Rubino as Douglass. Ryan Philbrook as Chris.  Lauren Grace Thompson as Lauren. Sarah Golding as Greta. Damon Alums as Reggie. Addison Peacock as Kathy. Jeremy Ellett as Alex. Danyelle Ellett as Holly. Tal Minear as Robin. Mason Amadeus as Terry. Autumn Harwood as Reporter. Rosie Sentman as Nurse. Ray O’Hare as The Tomte. MUSIC and SFX: Silent Night by Mystery Mammal Comedy Music by Alena Smirnova Bosses by Gumbel by Gumbel Emotional Inspiring Cinematic Piano by Music For Creators Love Snow Winter by Happy World With Mochi  Oh Holy Night by Holizna Gun hitting floor 1 by JakLocke - License: Attribution 4.0 PATREON: ⁠⁠⁠⁠Patreon.com/GoodPointe⁠⁠⁠⁠ CONTACT: info@goodpointepodcasts.com STITCHES: The Fiction Podcast Home for Satirical Dark Comedy. Find and support our sponsors at: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠fableandfolly.com/partners⁠⁠.⁠ Want to potentially appear on a future episode?  Leave Us a Voicemail At: 512-640-9495 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Fri, 19 Dec 2025 21:15:00 -0000 Christmas Diner, Episode 6: Here Comes Santa Claus full 2 6 Jeremy Ellett Christmas Diner, Episode 6: Here Comes Santa Claus Writing, Sound Design, and Musical Arrangement by Jeremy Ellett. STARRING: Zane Schacht as Buster. Peter Lewis as the Narrator. Blythe Renay as Erica. Josh Rubino as Douglass. Ryan Philbrook as Chris.  Lauren Grace Thompson as Lauren. Sarah Golding as Greta. Damon Alums as Reggie. Addison Peacock as Kathy. Jeremy Ellett as Alex. Danyelle Ellett as Holly. Tal Minear as Robin. Mason Amadeus as Terry. Autumn Harwood as Reporter. Rosie Sentman as Nurse. Ray O’Hare as The Tomte. MUSIC and SFX: Silent Night by Mystery Mammal Comedy Music by Alena Smirnova Bosses by Gumbel by Gumbel Emotional Inspiring Cinematic Piano by Music For Creators Love Snow Winter by Happy World With Mochi  Oh Holy Night by Holizna Gun hitting floor 1 by JakLocke - License: Attribution 4.0 PATREON: ⁠⁠⁠⁠Patreon.com/GoodPointe⁠⁠⁠⁠ CONTACT: info@goodpointepodcasts.com STITCHES: The Fiction Podcast Home for Satirical Dark Comedy. Find and support our sponsors at: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠fableandfolly.com/partners⁠⁠.⁠ Want to potentially appear on a future episode?  Leave Us a Voicemail At: 512-640-9495 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Christmas Diner, Episode 6: Here Comes Santa Claus


Writing, Sound Design, and Musical Arrangement by Jeremy Ellett.


STARRING:

Zane Schacht as Buster.

Peter Lewis as the Narrator.

Blythe Renay as Erica.

Josh Rubino as Douglass.

Ryan Philbrook as Chris. 

Lauren Grace Thompson as Lauren.

Sarah Golding as Greta.

Damon Alums as Reggie.

Addison Peacock as Kathy.

Jeremy Ellett as Alex.

Danyelle Ellett as Holly.

Tal Minear as Robin.

Mason Amadeus as Terry.

Autumn Harwood as Reporter.

Rosie Sentman as Nurse.

Ray O’Hare as The Tomte.


MUSIC and SFX:

Silent Night by Mystery Mammal

Comedy Music by Alena Smirnova

Bosses by Gumbel by Gumbel

Emotional Inspiring Cinematic Piano by Music For Creators

Love Snow Winter by Happy World With Mochi 

Oh Holy Night by Holizna

Gun hitting floor 1 by JakLocke - License: Attribution 4.0


PATREON: ⁠⁠⁠⁠Patreon.com/GoodPointe⁠⁠⁠⁠


CONTACT: info@goodpointepodcasts.com


STITCHES: The Fiction Podcast Home for Satirical Dark Comedy.


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]]> 1213 no Christmas Diner, Episode 5: Ghost of Christmas Past Christmas Diner, Episode 5: Ghost of Christmas Past Buster finally gets what he wants for Christmas. Writing, Sound Design, and Musical Arrangement by Jeremy Ellett. STARRING: Zane Schacht as Buster. Peter Lewis as the Narrator. Blythe Renay as Erica. Josh Rubino as Douglass. Lauren Grace Thompson as Lauren. Sarah Golding as Greta. Ryan Philbrook as Chris. Damon Alums as Reggie. Addison Peacock as Kathy. Jeremy Ellett as Alex, Camera Guy. Danyelle Ellett as Holly. Tal Minear as Robin. Autumn Harwood as Reporter. MUSIC: We Wish You a Merry Christmas by United States Marine Band. The Silent Grove by Axletree. Funny Music Orchestra by Darkash28. Ongoing investigation orchestra music by Darkash28. 80 Synth Music 2 by Bipwave. The Little Match Girl by Maarten Schellekens. Night Calm Meditation by Yuri Megis. PATREON: ⁠⁠⁠⁠Patreon.com/GoodPointe⁠⁠⁠⁠ CONTACT: info@goodpointepodcasts.com STITCHES: The Fiction Podcast Home for Satirical Dark Comedy. Find and support our sponsors at: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠fableandfolly.com/partners⁠⁠.⁠ Want to potentially appear on a future episode?  Leave Us a Voicemail At: 512-640-9495 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 18 Dec 2025 07:11:00 -0000 Christmas Diner, Episode 5: Ghost of Christmas Past full 2 5 Jeremy Ellett Christmas Diner, Episode 5: Ghost of Christmas Past Buster finally gets what he wants for Christmas. Writing, Sound Design, and Musical Arrangement by Jeremy Ellett. STARRING: Zane Schacht as Buster. Peter Lewis as the Narrator. Blythe Renay as Erica. Josh Rubino as Douglass. Lauren Grace Thompson as Lauren. Sarah Golding as Greta. Ryan Philbrook as Chris. Damon Alums as Reggie. Addison Peacock as Kathy. Jeremy Ellett as Alex, Camera Guy. Danyelle Ellett as Holly. Tal Minear as Robin. Autumn Harwood as Reporter. MUSIC: We Wish You a Merry Christmas by United States Marine Band. The Silent Grove by Axletree. Funny Music Orchestra by Darkash28. Ongoing investigation orchestra music by Darkash28. 80 Synth Music 2 by Bipwave. The Little Match Girl by Maarten Schellekens. Night Calm Meditation by Yuri Megis. PATREON: ⁠⁠⁠⁠Patreon.com/GoodPointe⁠⁠⁠⁠ CONTACT: info@goodpointepodcasts.com STITCHES: The Fiction Podcast Home for Satirical Dark Comedy. Find and support our sponsors at: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠fableandfolly.com/partners⁠⁠.⁠ Want to potentially appear on a future episode?  Leave Us a Voicemail At: 512-640-9495 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Christmas Diner, Episode 5: Ghost of Christmas Past


Buster finally gets what he wants for Christmas.


Writing, Sound Design, and Musical Arrangement by Jeremy Ellett.


STARRING:

Zane Schacht as Buster.

Peter Lewis as the Narrator.

Blythe Renay as Erica.

Josh Rubino as Douglass.

Lauren Grace Thompson as Lauren.

Sarah Golding as Greta.

Ryan Philbrook as Chris.

Damon Alums as Reggie.

Addison Peacock as Kathy.

Jeremy Ellett as Alex, Camera Guy.

Danyelle Ellett as Holly.

Tal Minear as Robin.

Autumn Harwood as Reporter.


MUSIC:

We Wish You a Merry Christmas by United States Marine Band.

The Silent Grove by Axletree.

Funny Music Orchestra by Darkash28.

Ongoing investigation orchestra music by Darkash28.

80 Synth Music 2 by Bipwave.

The Little Match Girl by Maarten Schellekens.

Night Calm Meditation by Yuri Megis.


PATREON: ⁠⁠⁠⁠Patreon.com/GoodPointe⁠⁠⁠⁠


CONTACT: info@goodpointepodcasts.com


STITCHES: The Fiction Podcast Home for Satirical Dark Comedy.


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]]> 1522 Christmas Diner, Episode 4: Is Gremlins a Christmas Movie? Christmas Diner, Episode 4: Is Gremlins a Christmas Movie? Buster explains what Christmas is really all about. Writing, Sound Design, and Musical Arrangement by Jeremy Ellett. STARRING: Zane Schacht as Buster. Peter Lewis as the Narrator. Blythe Renay as Erica. Josh Rubino as Douglass and Harold. Lauren Grace Thompson as Lauren. Sarah Golding as Greta. Damon Alums as Reggie. Addison Peacock as Kathy. Jeremy Ellett as Alex. Danyelle Ellett as Holly. Tucker Bettez as The Pisser Goblin. Mason Amadeus as Stump Tooth and Pig Finger Goblin. Haberlin Roberts as Knot Boy Goblin. MUSIC: We Wish You a Merry Christmas by United States Marine Band. Christmas Theme by Music for Creators. Drops of Melting Snow by Axletree. Funny Orchestra Music by Darkash28. Special thanks to Mason, Habe and Tucker from PODCUBE for joining us on today's episode as The Goblin Brothers! PATREON: ⁠⁠⁠Patreon.com/GoodPointe⁠⁠⁠ CONTACT: info@goodpointepodcasts.com STITCHES: The Fiction Podcast Home for Satirical Dark Comedy. Find and support our sponsors at: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠fableandfolly.com/partners⁠⁠.⁠ Want to potentially appear on a future episode?  Leave Us a Voicemail At: 512-640-9495 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Sun, 14 Dec 2025 06:00:00 -0000 Christmas Diner, Episode 4: Is Gremlins a Christmas Movie full 2 4 Jeremy Ellett Christmas Diner, Episode 4: Is Gremlins a Christmas Movie? Buster explains what Christmas is really all about. Writing, Sound Design, and Musical Arrangement by Jeremy Ellett. STARRING: Zane Schacht as Buster. Peter Lewis as the Narrator. Blythe Renay as Erica. Josh Rubino as Douglass and Harold. Lauren Grace Thompson as Lauren. Sarah Golding as Greta. Damon Alums as Reggie. Addison Peacock as Kathy. Jeremy Ellett as Alex. Danyelle Ellett as Holly. Tucker Bettez as The Pisser Goblin. Mason Amadeus as Stump Tooth and Pig Finger Goblin. Haberlin Roberts as Knot Boy Goblin. MUSIC: We Wish You a Merry Christmas by United States Marine Band. Christmas Theme by Music for Creators. Drops of Melting Snow by Axletree. Funny Orchestra Music by Darkash28. Special thanks to Mason, Habe and Tucker from PODCUBE for joining us on today's episode as The Goblin Brothers! PATREON: ⁠⁠⁠Patreon.com/GoodPointe⁠⁠⁠ CONTACT: info@goodpointepodcasts.com STITCHES: The Fiction Podcast Home for Satirical Dark Comedy. Find and support our sponsors at: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠fableandfolly.com/partners⁠⁠.⁠ Want to potentially appear on a future episode?  Leave Us a Voicemail At: 512-640-9495 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Christmas Diner, Episode 4: Is Gremlins a Christmas Movie?


Buster explains what Christmas is really all about.


Writing, Sound Design, and Musical Arrangement by Jeremy Ellett.


STARRING:

Zane Schacht as Buster.

Peter Lewis as the Narrator.

Blythe Renay as Erica.

Josh Rubino as Douglass and Harold.

Lauren Grace Thompson as Lauren.

Sarah Golding as Greta.

Damon Alums as Reggie.

Addison Peacock as Kathy.

Jeremy Ellett as Alex.

Danyelle Ellett as Holly.

Tucker Bettez as The Pisser Goblin.

Mason Amadeus as Stump Tooth and Pig Finger Goblin.

Haberlin Roberts as Knot Boy Goblin.


MUSIC:

We Wish You a Merry Christmas by United States Marine Band.

Christmas Theme by Music for Creators.

Drops of Melting Snow by Axletree.

Funny Orchestra Music by Darkash28.


Special thanks to Mason, Habe and Tucker from PODCUBE for joining us on today's episode as The Goblin Brothers!


PATREON: ⁠⁠⁠Patreon.com/GoodPointe⁠⁠⁠


CONTACT: info@goodpointepodcasts.com


STITCHES: The Fiction Podcast Home for Satirical Dark Comedy.


Find and support our sponsors at: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠fableandfolly.com/partners⁠⁠.⁠


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]]> 1450 no Christmas Diner, Episode 3: I Need a Grandma Christmas Diner, Episode 3: I Need a Grandma "What do y’all want for Christmas?" Writing, Sound Design, and Musical Arrangement by Jeremy Ellett. STARRING: Zane Schacht as Buster. Peter Lewis as the Narrator. Ryan Philbrook as Chris. Lauren Grace Thompson as Lauren. Damon Alums as Reggie. Addison Peacock as Kathy. Jeremy Ellett as Alex. Sarah Golding as Greta. Danyelle Ellett as Holly. Blythe Renay as Erica. Rob Schwarb as Grocery Store Cashier. Roger J. Thacher as Weird Guy. Josh Rubino as Douglass. Halen Dean as Dispatch. Credits read by Ryan Philbrook. MUSIC: Christmas Miracle by Snoozy Beats. Electronic Christmas Decoration by Richwise. Christmas Morning by Beat Mekanik. Comedy Music by Alena Smirnova. Decorating Christmas Tree sound made by Hörspiel-Werkstatt Phantastonia PATREON: ⁠⁠⁠Patreon.com/GoodPointe⁠⁠⁠ CONTACT: info@goodpointepodcasts.com STITCHES: The Fiction Podcast Home for Satirical Dark Comedy. Find and support our sponsors at: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠fableandfolly.com/partners⁠⁠.⁠ Want to potentially appear on a future episode?  Leave Us a Voicemail At: 512-640-9495 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Fri, 12 Dec 2025 06:00:00 -0000 full 2 3 Jeremy Ellett Christmas Diner, Episode 3: I Need a Grandma "What do y’all want for Christmas?" Writing, Sound Design, and Musical Arrangement by Jeremy Ellett. STARRING: Zane Schacht as Buster. Peter Lewis as the Narrator. Ryan Philbrook as Chris. Lauren Grace Thompson as Lauren. Damon Alums as Reggie. Addison Peacock as Kathy. Jeremy Ellett as Alex. Sarah Golding as Greta. Danyelle Ellett as Holly. Blythe Renay as Erica. Rob Schwarb as Grocery Store Cashier. Roger J. Thacher as Weird Guy. Josh Rubino as Douglass. Halen Dean as Dispatch. Credits read by Ryan Philbrook. MUSIC: Christmas Miracle by Snoozy Beats. Electronic Christmas Decoration by Richwise. Christmas Morning by Beat Mekanik. Comedy Music by Alena Smirnova. Decorating Christmas Tree sound made by Hörspiel-Werkstatt Phantastonia PATREON: ⁠⁠⁠Patreon.com/GoodPointe⁠⁠⁠ CONTACT: info@goodpointepodcasts.com STITCHES: The Fiction Podcast Home for Satirical Dark Comedy. Find and support our sponsors at: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠fableandfolly.com/partners⁠⁠.⁠ Want to potentially appear on a future episode?  Leave Us a Voicemail At: 512-640-9495 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Christmas Diner, Episode 3: I Need a Grandma


"What do y’all want for Christmas?"


Writing, Sound Design, and Musical Arrangement by Jeremy Ellett.


STARRING:

Zane Schacht as Buster.

Peter Lewis as the Narrator.

Ryan Philbrook as Chris.

Lauren Grace Thompson as Lauren.

Damon Alums as Reggie.

Addison Peacock as Kathy.

Jeremy Ellett as Alex.

Sarah Golding as Greta.

Danyelle Ellett as Holly.

Blythe Renay as Erica.

Rob Schwarb as Grocery Store Cashier.

Roger J. Thacher as Weird Guy.

Josh Rubino as Douglass.

Halen Dean as Dispatch.


Credits read by Ryan Philbrook.


MUSIC:

Christmas Miracle by Snoozy Beats.

Electronic Christmas Decoration by Richwise.

Christmas Morning by Beat Mekanik.

Comedy Music by Alena Smirnova.


Decorating Christmas Tree sound made by Hörspiel-Werkstatt Phantastonia


PATREON: ⁠⁠⁠Patreon.com/GoodPointe⁠⁠⁠


CONTACT: info@goodpointepodcasts.com


STITCHES: The Fiction Podcast Home for Satirical Dark Comedy.


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]]> 1246 no Christmas Diner, Episode 2: My Only Wish Christmas Diner, Episode 2: My Only Wish Buster gets the family together for the holiday.  Writing, Sound Design, and Musical Arrangement by Jeremy Ellett. STARRING: Zane Schacht as Buster. Erin Lillis as Buster’s Mother. Peter Lewis as the Narrator. Ryan Philbrook as Chris. Lauren Grace Thompson as Lauren. Mason Amadeus as Terry. Damon Alums as Reggie. Addison Peacock as Kathy. Jeremy Ellett as Alex, Trucker. Danyelle Ellett as Holly. Blythe Renay as Erica. Josh Rubino as Douglass. Halen Dean as Dispatch. Credits read by Ryan Philbrook. MUSIC: We Wish You a Merry Christmas by United States Marine Band. Funny Music Orchestra by Darkash28. Ongoing Investigation Orchestra Music by Darkash28. Lincoln Soundtrack by The Wandermiles. Christmas Cheer by Beat Mekanik. The Final Fight by Roboval Jean. PATREON: ⁠⁠Patreon.com/GoodPointe⁠⁠ CONTACT: info@goodpointepodcasts.com STITCHES: The Fiction Podcast Home for Satirical Dark Comedy. Find and support our sponsors at: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠fableandfolly.com/partners⁠⁠.⁠ Want to potentially appear on a future episode?  Leave Us a Voicemail At: 512-640-9495 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Wed, 10 Dec 2025 06:00:00 -0000 Christmas Diner, Episode 2: My Only Wish full 2 2 Jeremy Ellett Christmas Diner, Episode 2: My Only Wish Buster gets the family together for the holiday.  Writing, Sound Design, and Musical Arrangement by Jeremy Ellett. STARRING: Zane Schacht as Buster. Erin Lillis as Buster’s Mother. Peter Lewis as the Narrator. Ryan Philbrook as Chris. Lauren Grace Thompson as Lauren. Mason Amadeus as Terry. Damon Alums as Reggie. Addison Peacock as Kathy. Jeremy Ellett as Alex, Trucker. Danyelle Ellett as Holly. Blythe Renay as Erica. Josh Rubino as Douglass. Halen Dean as Dispatch. Credits read by Ryan Philbrook. MUSIC: We Wish You a Merry Christmas by United States Marine Band. Funny Music Orchestra by Darkash28. Ongoing Investigation Orchestra Music by Darkash28. Lincoln Soundtrack by The Wandermiles. Christmas Cheer by Beat Mekanik. The Final Fight by Roboval Jean. PATREON: ⁠⁠Patreon.com/GoodPointe⁠⁠ CONTACT: info@goodpointepodcasts.com STITCHES: The Fiction Podcast Home for Satirical Dark Comedy. Find and support our sponsors at: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠fableandfolly.com/partners⁠⁠.⁠ Want to potentially appear on a future episode?  Leave Us a Voicemail At: 512-640-9495 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Christmas Diner, Episode 2: My Only Wish


Buster gets the family together for the holiday. 


Writing, Sound Design, and Musical Arrangement by Jeremy Ellett.


STARRING:

Zane Schacht as Buster.

Erin Lillis as Buster’s Mother.

Peter Lewis as the Narrator.

Ryan Philbrook as Chris.

Lauren Grace Thompson as Lauren.

Mason Amadeus as Terry.

Damon Alums as Reggie.

Addison Peacock as Kathy.

Jeremy Ellett as Alex, Trucker.

Danyelle Ellett as Holly.

Blythe Renay as Erica.

Josh Rubino as Douglass.

Halen Dean as Dispatch.


Credits read by Ryan Philbrook.


MUSIC:

We Wish You a Merry Christmas by United States Marine Band.

Funny Music Orchestra by Darkash28.

Ongoing Investigation Orchestra Music by Darkash28.

Lincoln Soundtrack by The Wandermiles.

Christmas Cheer by Beat Mekanik.

The Final Fight by Roboval Jean.


PATREON: ⁠⁠Patreon.com/GoodPointe⁠⁠


CONTACT: info@goodpointepodcasts.com


STITCHES: The Fiction Podcast Home for Satirical Dark Comedy.


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]]> 1306 no Christmas Diner, Episode 1: All I Want Christmas Diner, Episode 1: All I Want "Welcome to The Golden Griddle Diner. Open 24 hours. 365 days a year. Alex and Holly wait for the call that will change their lives forever. Reggie and Kathy get to work. And Buster places his order." Writing, Sound Design, and Musical Arrangement by Jeremy Ellett. STARRING: Zane Schacht as Buster. Erin Lillis as Buster’s Mother. Peter Lewis as the Narrator. Damon Alums as Reggie. Addison Peacock as Kathy. Jeremy Ellett as Alex. Danyelle Ellett as Holly. Blythe Renay as Erica. Josh Rubino as Douglass. Ray O’Hare as the Tomte. Halen Dean as Dispatch. Credits read by Ryan Philbrook MUSIC: Kitchen by The Marian Circle Drum Brigade. Oh Holy Night by Holizna. Goldfinch Flight to the North by Axletree. The Silent Grove by Axletree. Shchedryk by Mystery Mammal. Sub003 by Gregor Quendel. PATREON: ⁠Patreon.com/GoodPointe⁠ CONTACT: info@goodpointepodcasts.com STITCHES. The Fiction Podcast home for Satirical Dark Comedy. Find and support our sponsors at: ⁠⁠⁠⁠fableandfolly.com/partners⁠⁠. Want to potentially appear on a future episode?  Leave Us a Voicemail At: 512-640-9495 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Mon, 08 Dec 2025 06:00:00 -0000 Christmas Diner, Episode 1: All I Want full 2 1 Jeremy Ellett Christmas Diner, Episode 1: All I Want "Welcome to The Golden Griddle Diner. Open 24 hours. 365 days a year. Alex and Holly wait for the call that will change their lives forever. Reggie and Kathy get to work. And Buster places his order." Writing, Sound Design, and Musical Arrangement by Jeremy Ellett. STARRING: Zane Schacht as Buster. Erin Lillis as Buster’s Mother. Peter Lewis as the Narrator. Damon Alums as Reggie. Addison Peacock as Kathy. Jeremy Ellett as Alex. Danyelle Ellett as Holly. Blythe Renay as Erica. Josh Rubino as Douglass. Ray O’Hare as the Tomte. Halen Dean as Dispatch. Credits read by Ryan Philbrook MUSIC: Kitchen by The Marian Circle Drum Brigade. Oh Holy Night by Holizna. Goldfinch Flight to the North by Axletree. The Silent Grove by Axletree. Shchedryk by Mystery Mammal. Sub003 by Gregor Quendel. PATREON: ⁠Patreon.com/GoodPointe⁠ CONTACT: info@goodpointepodcasts.com STITCHES. The Fiction Podcast home for Satirical Dark Comedy. Find and support our sponsors at: ⁠⁠⁠⁠fableandfolly.com/partners⁠⁠. Want to potentially appear on a future episode?  Leave Us a Voicemail At: 512-640-9495 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Christmas Diner, Episode 1: All I Want


"Welcome to The Golden Griddle Diner. Open 24 hours. 365 days a year. Alex and Holly wait for the call that will change their lives forever. Reggie and Kathy get to work. And Buster places his order."


Writing, Sound Design, and Musical Arrangement by Jeremy Ellett.


STARRING:

Zane Schacht as Buster.

Erin Lillis as Buster’s Mother.

Peter Lewis as the Narrator.

Damon Alums as Reggie.

Addison Peacock as Kathy.

Jeremy Ellett as Alex.

Danyelle Ellett as Holly.

Blythe Renay as Erica.

Josh Rubino as Douglass.

Ray O’Hare as the Tomte.

Halen Dean as Dispatch.


Credits read by Ryan Philbrook


MUSIC:

Kitchen by The Marian Circle Drum Brigade.

Oh Holy Night by Holizna.

Goldfinch Flight to the North by Axletree.

The Silent Grove by Axletree.

Shchedryk by Mystery Mammal.

Sub003 by Gregor Quendel.


PATREON: ⁠Patreon.com/GoodPointe⁠


CONTACT: info@goodpointepodcasts.com


STITCHES. The Fiction Podcast home for Satirical Dark Comedy.


Find and support our sponsors at: ⁠⁠⁠⁠fableandfolly.com/partners⁠⁠.


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]]> 1411 no Important Update about 2FEKAF! Hey folks! Important update about the future of this Feed!  We’re still making shows! And this feed will now become the home for all of my weird comedy projects. Each season is a stand-alone limited series.  I still have plans for expanding the story of 2FEKAF, but since the holiday season is in full swing, I thought you all might enjoy a Christmas story I wrote called, “Christmas Diner”  Christmas Diner will serve as a five episode Season 2 on this new Anthology show feed we’ll be calling STITCHES. 2FEKAF can still be found as Season 1. In Christmas Diner: “An unstable man takes the patrons of a small town diner hostage on Christmas Day.”  And you’ll find many of the same Voice Actors from our previous shows like Zane Schacht, Lauren Grace Thompson, Ryan Philbrook, Addison Peacock, Josh Rubino, Peter Lewis and Blythe Renay. Hope you all stick with us and enjoy Christmas Diner! VOICE: Ryan Philbrook MUSIC: Lundstroem - That Kind of Android STITCHES. The Fiction Podcast home for Satirical Dark Comedy. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Fri, 28 Nov 2025 20:15:00 -0000 trailer Jeremy Ellett Hey folks! Important update about the future of this Feed!  We’re still making shows! And this feed will now become the home for all of my weird comedy projects. Each season is a stand-alone limited series.  I still have plans for expanding the story of 2FEKAF, but since the holiday season is in full swing, I thought you all might enjoy a Christmas story I wrote called, “Christmas Diner”  Christmas Diner will serve as a five episode Season 2 on this new Anthology show feed we’ll be calling STITCHES. 2FEKAF can still be found as Season 1. In Christmas Diner: “An unstable man takes the patrons of a small town diner hostage on Christmas Day.”  And you’ll find many of the same Voice Actors from our previous shows like Zane Schacht, Lauren Grace Thompson, Ryan Philbrook, Addison Peacock, Josh Rubino, Peter Lewis and Blythe Renay. Hope you all stick with us and enjoy Christmas Diner! VOICE: Ryan Philbrook MUSIC: Lundstroem - That Kind of Android STITCHES. The Fiction Podcast home for Satirical Dark Comedy. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hey folks! Important update about the future of this Feed! 

We’re still making shows! And this feed will now become the home for all of my weird comedy projects. Each season is a stand-alone limited series. 

I still have plans for expanding the story of 2FEKAF, but since the holiday season is in full swing, I thought you all might enjoy a Christmas story I wrote called, “Christmas Diner” 


Christmas Diner will serve as a five episode Season 2 on this new Anthology show feed we’ll be calling STITCHES. 2FEKAF can still be found as Season 1.


In Christmas Diner: “An unstable man takes the patrons of a small town diner hostage on Christmas Day.” 


And you’ll find many of the same Voice Actors from our previous shows like Zane Schacht, Lauren Grace Thompson, Ryan Philbrook, Addison Peacock, Josh Rubino, Peter Lewis and Blythe Renay.


Hope you all stick with us and enjoy Christmas Diner!


VOICE: Ryan Philbrook

MUSIC: Lundstroem - That Kind of Android


STITCHES. The Fiction Podcast home for Satirical Dark Comedy.

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

]]> 126 Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason, Episode 18: Forgive the Freemasons (Crossover Episode with Forgive Me) Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason, Episode 18: Forgive the Freemasons (Crossover Episode with Forgive Me) Secret Freemason Father Klem hears the confession of The Ghost of Sir Isaac Newton. Its a Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason x Forgive Me Crossover Episode! This episode was produced in collaboration with Rogue Dialogue Productions (roguedialogue.com) and Good Pointe Podcasts. If you enjoy this episode please check out FORGIVE ME. Its a personal favorite of mine and it was an honor to get the chance to work with them again! CW: Needles, Mention of Eye Trauma. CAST: Jack Carmichael as the Narrator. Mike Paul as Marty. Josh Rubino as both The Ghost of Sir Isaac Newton and as Father Klem. CREW: Writing, Sound Design, and Musical Arrangement by Jeremy Ellett. Dialogue Editing by Bob Raymonda. Follow @ForgiveMeShow on Twitter, Facebook, and Instagram. MUSIC: Social Kapital by Glad Rags. Forgive Me Theme by Adam Raymonda. Unknown Dreamstate by Unheard Music Concepts. Forgive Me by Julie Maxwell. Flood by Jahzzar. Episode Transcript PATREON: Patreon.com/GoodPointe CONTACT: info@goodpointepodcasts.com STITCHES. The Fiction Podcast home for Satirical Dark Comedy. Find and support our sponsors at: ⁠⁠⁠fableandfolly.com/partners⁠⁠. Want to potentially appear on a future episode?  Leave Us a Voicemail At: 512-640-9495 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Sun, 27 Aug 2023 06:24:00 -0000 Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason, Episode 18: Forgive the Freemasons (Crossover Episode with Forgive Me) full 1 18 Jeremy Ellett Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason, Episode 18: Forgive the Freemasons (Crossover Episode with Forgive Me) Secret Freemason Father Klem hears the confession of The Ghost of Sir Isaac Newton. Its a Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason x Forgive Me Crossover Episode! This episode was produced in collaboration with Rogue Dialogue Productions (roguedialogue.com) and Good Pointe Podcasts. If you enjoy this episode please check out FORGIVE ME. Its a personal favorite of mine and it was an honor to get the chance to work with them again! CW: Needles, Mention of Eye Trauma. CAST: Jack Carmichael as the Narrator. Mike Paul as Marty. Josh Rubino as both The Ghost of Sir Isaac Newton and as Father Klem. CREW: Writing, Sound Design, and Musical Arrangement by Jeremy Ellett. Dialogue Editing by Bob Raymonda. Follow @ForgiveMeShow on Twitter, Facebook, and Instagram. MUSIC: Social Kapital by Glad Rags. Forgive Me Theme by Adam Raymonda. Unknown Dreamstate by Unheard Music Concepts. Forgive Me by Julie Maxwell. Flood by Jahzzar. Episode Transcript PATREON: Patreon.com/GoodPointe CONTACT: info@goodpointepodcasts.com STITCHES. The Fiction Podcast home for Satirical Dark Comedy. Find and support our sponsors at: ⁠⁠⁠fableandfolly.com/partners⁠⁠. Want to potentially appear on a future episode?  Leave Us a Voicemail At: 512-640-9495 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason, Episode 18: Forgive the Freemasons (Crossover Episode with Forgive Me)


Secret Freemason Father Klem hears the confession of The Ghost of Sir Isaac Newton. Its a Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason x Forgive Me Crossover Episode!


This episode was produced in collaboration with Rogue Dialogue Productions (roguedialogue.com) and Good Pointe Podcasts. If you enjoy this episode please check out FORGIVE ME. Its a personal favorite of mine and it was an honor to get the chance to work with them again!


CW: Needles, Mention of Eye Trauma.


CAST:

Jack Carmichael as the Narrator.

Mike Paul as Marty.

Josh Rubino as both The Ghost of Sir Isaac Newton and as Father Klem.


CREW:

Writing, Sound Design, and Musical Arrangement by Jeremy Ellett.

Dialogue Editing by Bob Raymonda.

Follow @ForgiveMeShow on Twitter, Facebook, and Instagram.


MUSIC:

Social Kapital by Glad Rags.

Forgive Me Theme by Adam Raymonda.

Unknown Dreamstate by Unheard Music Concepts.

Forgive Me by Julie Maxwell.

Flood by Jahzzar.


Episode Transcript

PATREON: Patreon.com/GoodPointe

CONTACT: info@goodpointepodcasts.com


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]]> 1009 Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason, Episode 17: So It Goes Down (Season Finale) Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason, Episode 17: So It Goes Down (Season Finale) Sir Isaac Newton tells all! Randy Dunning gives his all! It’s all coming to a head! The Season One finale of Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason. Writing, Sound Design, and Musical Arrangement by Jeremy Ellett. CAST: Zane Schacht as Randy. Lauren Grace Thompson as Gayle. Jack Carmichael as the Narrator. Matthew Woodcock as Walt. Addison Peacock as Karen. Charlie Wes as Ed Choom. Josh Rubino as Sir Isaac Newton. David Ault as Mac. Ryan Philbrook as the Smashed Potatoes Ad. Caroline Mincks as True Crime Carol. Aiden Littlewood-Johnson as Bobby. Scottye Moore as Sgt. Dirkwater. Dean J. Smith as Arlo. Tucker Bettez as Freemason 1. Jordan Reed as Freemason 2. Mason Amadeus as Freemason 3. Amr Ammourazz as the Drive Thru Worker. James Ferrero as Flat Earth Tony. MUSIC: Social Kapital by Glad Rags. Wonder Under by Glad Rags. Distraction by Hank. Epic by Damiano Baldoni. The Speed Demon by Kescho. Montage by Bajio Alvarado. Burning In The Atmosphere by Holizna. House of the Rising Sun by Holizna. Books by Jahzzar. The Final Fight by RoboVal Jean. Old Is The New World by Telepathic Teddy Bear. PATREON: Patreon.com/GoodPointe. CONTACT: info@goodpointepodcasts.com Episode Transcript STITCHES. The Fiction Podcast home for Satirical Dark Comedy. Find and support our sponsors at: ⁠⁠⁠fableandfolly.com/partners⁠⁠. Want to potentially appear on a future episode?  Leave Us a Voicemail At: 512-640-9495 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Sat, 11 Feb 2023 06:00:00 -0000 Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason, Episode 17: So It Goes Down (Season Finale) full 1 17 Jeremy Ellett Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason, Episode 17: So It Goes Down (Season Finale) Sir Isaac Newton tells all! Randy Dunning gives his all! It’s all coming to a head! The Season One finale of Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason. Writing, Sound Design, and Musical Arrangement by Jeremy Ellett. CAST: Zane Schacht as Randy. Lauren Grace Thompson as Gayle. Jack Carmichael as the Narrator. Matthew Woodcock as Walt. Addison Peacock as Karen. Charlie Wes as Ed Choom. Josh Rubino as Sir Isaac Newton. David Ault as Mac. Ryan Philbrook as the Smashed Potatoes Ad. Caroline Mincks as True Crime Carol. Aiden Littlewood-Johnson as Bobby. Scottye Moore as Sgt. Dirkwater. Dean J. Smith as Arlo. Tucker Bettez as Freemason 1. Jordan Reed as Freemason 2. Mason Amadeus as Freemason 3. Amr Ammourazz as the Drive Thru Worker. James Ferrero as Flat Earth Tony. MUSIC: Social Kapital by Glad Rags. Wonder Under by Glad Rags. Distraction by Hank. Epic by Damiano Baldoni. The Speed Demon by Kescho. Montage by Bajio Alvarado. Burning In The Atmosphere by Holizna. House of the Rising Sun by Holizna. Books by Jahzzar. The Final Fight by RoboVal Jean. Old Is The New World by Telepathic Teddy Bear. PATREON: Patreon.com/GoodPointe. CONTACT: info@goodpointepodcasts.com Episode Transcript STITCHES. The Fiction Podcast home for Satirical Dark Comedy. Find and support our sponsors at: ⁠⁠⁠fableandfolly.com/partners⁠⁠. Want to potentially appear on a future episode?  Leave Us a Voicemail At: 512-640-9495 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason, Episode 17: So It Goes Down (Season Finale)


Sir Isaac Newton tells all! Randy Dunning gives his all! It’s all coming to a head! The Season One finale of Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason.


Writing, Sound Design, and Musical Arrangement by Jeremy Ellett.


CAST:

Zane Schacht as Randy.

Lauren Grace Thompson as Gayle.

Jack Carmichael as the Narrator.

Matthew Woodcock as Walt.

Addison Peacock as Karen.

Charlie Wes as Ed Choom.

Josh Rubino as Sir Isaac Newton.

David Ault as Mac.

Ryan Philbrook as the Smashed Potatoes Ad.

Caroline Mincks as True Crime Carol.

Aiden Littlewood-Johnson as Bobby.

Scottye Moore as Sgt. Dirkwater.

Dean J. Smith as Arlo.

Tucker Bettez as Freemason 1.

Jordan Reed as Freemason 2.

Mason Amadeus as Freemason 3.

Amr Ammourazz as the Drive Thru Worker.

James Ferrero as Flat Earth Tony.


MUSIC:

Social Kapital by Glad Rags.

Wonder Under by Glad Rags.

Distraction by Hank.

Epic by Damiano Baldoni.

The Speed Demon by Kescho.

Montage by Bajio Alvarado.

Burning In The Atmosphere by Holizna.

House of the Rising Sun by Holizna.

Books by Jahzzar.

The Final Fight by RoboVal Jean.

Old Is The New World by Telepathic Teddy Bear.


PATREON: Patreon.com/GoodPointe.

CONTACT: info@goodpointepodcasts.com

Episode Transcript


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]]> 3224 Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason, Episode 16: In Beautiful Orlando, Florida Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason, Episode 16: In Beautiful Orlando, Florida A Flat Earther’s origin story. Why Randy Dunning is so Randy Dunning. CAST Zane Schacht as Randy. Lauren Grace Thompson as Gayle. Jack Carmichael as the Narrator. Matthew Ruzbasan as Young Randy. Addison Peacock as Karen. Matthew Woodcock as Walt. Josh Rubino as Sir Isaac Newton. David Ault as Mac. Erin Lillis as Rosemary Dunning. Su Ling Chan as Ameena. Marnie Warner as Mrs. Clement. Ryan Philbrook as Radio Ad. CREW: Writing, Sound Design, and Musical Arrangement by Jeremy Ellett. Two Flat Earthers was created by Jeremy Ellett. MUSIC: Social Kapital by Glad Rags. Tick-Tock by Glad Rags. Every Time by Katy Kirby. The Final Fight by Roboval Jean. PATREON: Patreon.com/GoodPointe CONTACT: info@goodpointepodcasts.com Episode Transcript STITCHES. The Fiction Podcast home for Satirical Dark Comedy. Find and support our sponsors at: ⁠⁠⁠fableandfolly.com/partners⁠⁠. Want to potentially appear on a future episode?  Leave Us a Voicemail At: 512-640-9495 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Fri, 27 Jan 2023 00:33:00 -0000 Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason, Episode 16: In Beautiful Orlando, Florida full 1 16 Jeremy Ellett Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason, Episode 16: In Beautiful Orlando, Florida A Flat Earther’s origin story. Why Randy Dunning is so Randy Dunning. CAST Zane Schacht as Randy. Lauren Grace Thompson as Gayle. Jack Carmichael as the Narrator. Matthew Ruzbasan as Young Randy. Addison Peacock as Karen. Matthew Woodcock as Walt. Josh Rubino as Sir Isaac Newton. David Ault as Mac. Erin Lillis as Rosemary Dunning. Su Ling Chan as Ameena. Marnie Warner as Mrs. Clement. Ryan Philbrook as Radio Ad. CREW: Writing, Sound Design, and Musical Arrangement by Jeremy Ellett. Two Flat Earthers was created by Jeremy Ellett. MUSIC: Social Kapital by Glad Rags. Tick-Tock by Glad Rags. Every Time by Katy Kirby. The Final Fight by Roboval Jean. PATREON: Patreon.com/GoodPointe CONTACT: info@goodpointepodcasts.com Episode Transcript STITCHES. The Fiction Podcast home for Satirical Dark Comedy. Find and support our sponsors at: ⁠⁠⁠fableandfolly.com/partners⁠⁠. Want to potentially appear on a future episode?  Leave Us a Voicemail At: 512-640-9495 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason, Episode 16: In Beautiful Orlando, Florida


A Flat Earther’s origin story. Why Randy Dunning is so Randy Dunning.


CAST

Zane Schacht as Randy.

Lauren Grace Thompson as Gayle.

Jack Carmichael as the Narrator.

Matthew Ruzbasan as Young Randy.

Addison Peacock as Karen.

Matthew Woodcock as Walt.

Josh Rubino as Sir Isaac Newton.

David Ault as Mac.

Erin Lillis as Rosemary Dunning.

Su Ling Chan as Ameena.

Marnie Warner as Mrs. Clement.

Ryan Philbrook as Radio Ad.


CREW:

Writing, Sound Design, and Musical Arrangement by Jeremy Ellett.

Two Flat Earthers was created by Jeremy Ellett.


MUSIC:

Social Kapital by Glad Rags.

Tick-Tock by Glad Rags.

Every Time by Katy Kirby.

The Final Fight by Roboval Jean.


PATREON: Patreon.com/GoodPointe

CONTACT: info@goodpointepodcasts.com

Episode Transcript


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]]> 1874 Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason, Episode 15: Multilevel Malevolence Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason, Episode 15: Multilevel Malevolence Randy visits the bookstore. Mac gets answers. And Millie talks to the dumpster. CAST: Zane Schacht as Randy. Lauren Grace Thompson as Gayle. Jack Carmichael as the Narrator. Matthew Woodcock as Walter. David Ault as Mac. Stephen Cullen as Simon. Maya Murphy as Millie. Graham Rowat as Newsham. Rob Schwarb as Mike. Michelle Lylia Tan as the Sentient Dumpster. Abby Espiritu as Derby. Gabrielle Adkins as Amari. Ariel Hack as the MLMer Bossbabe One. Faith Dowgin as the MLMer Bossbabe Two. Phil Sherwood as Jay. Su Ling Chan as Ameena. Stephen Indrisano as Steve. Ryan Philbrook as the News Anchor and the Parrot. CREW: Writing, Sound Design, and Scoring by Jeremy Ellett. Dialogue Edit by Tal Minear. MUSIC: Tick-Tock from Glad Rags. Social Kapital from Glad Rags. PATREON: Patreon.com/GoodPointe. CONTACT: info@goodpointepodcasts.com Episode Transcript STITCHES. The Fiction Podcast home for Satirical Dark Comedy. Find and support our sponsors at: ⁠⁠⁠fableandfolly.com/partners⁠⁠. Want to potentially appear on a future episode?  Leave Us a Voicemail At: 512-640-9495 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 19 Jan 2023 06:00:00 -0000 Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason, Episode 15: Multilevel Malevolence full 1 15 Jeremy Ellett Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason, Episode 15: Multilevel Malevolence Randy visits the bookstore. Mac gets answers. And Millie talks to the dumpster. CAST: Zane Schacht as Randy. Lauren Grace Thompson as Gayle. Jack Carmichael as the Narrator. Matthew Woodcock as Walter. David Ault as Mac. Stephen Cullen as Simon. Maya Murphy as Millie. Graham Rowat as Newsham. Rob Schwarb as Mike. Michelle Lylia Tan as the Sentient Dumpster. Abby Espiritu as Derby. Gabrielle Adkins as Amari. Ariel Hack as the MLMer Bossbabe One. Faith Dowgin as the MLMer Bossbabe Two. Phil Sherwood as Jay. Su Ling Chan as Ameena. Stephen Indrisano as Steve. Ryan Philbrook as the News Anchor and the Parrot. CREW: Writing, Sound Design, and Scoring by Jeremy Ellett. Dialogue Edit by Tal Minear. MUSIC: Tick-Tock from Glad Rags. Social Kapital from Glad Rags. PATREON: Patreon.com/GoodPointe. CONTACT: info@goodpointepodcasts.com Episode Transcript STITCHES. The Fiction Podcast home for Satirical Dark Comedy. Find and support our sponsors at: ⁠⁠⁠fableandfolly.com/partners⁠⁠. Want to potentially appear on a future episode?  Leave Us a Voicemail At: 512-640-9495 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason, Episode 15: Multilevel Malevolence


Randy visits the bookstore. Mac gets answers. And Millie talks to the dumpster.


CAST:

Zane Schacht as Randy.

Lauren Grace Thompson as Gayle.

Jack Carmichael as the Narrator.

Matthew Woodcock as Walter.

David Ault as Mac.

Stephen Cullen as Simon.

Maya Murphy as Millie.

Graham Rowat as Newsham.

Rob Schwarb as Mike.

Michelle Lylia Tan as the Sentient Dumpster.

Abby Espiritu as Derby.

Gabrielle Adkins as Amari.

Ariel Hack as the MLMer Bossbabe One.

Faith Dowgin as the MLMer Bossbabe Two.

Phil Sherwood as Jay.

Su Ling Chan as Ameena.

Stephen Indrisano as Steve.

Ryan Philbrook as the News Anchor and the Parrot.


CREW:

Writing, Sound Design, and Scoring by Jeremy Ellett.

Dialogue Edit by Tal Minear.


MUSIC:

Tick-Tock from Glad Rags.

Social Kapital from Glad Rags.


PATREON: Patreon.com/GoodPointe.

CONTACT: info@goodpointepodcasts.com

Episode Transcript


STITCHES. The Fiction Podcast home for Satirical Dark Comedy.


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]]> 1478 Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason, Episode 14: Kafkaesque Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason, Episode 14: Kafkaesque Randy and Walt finally agree to be honest with each other. Something weird is going on with Gayle. CAST: Zane Schacht as Randy. Lauren Grace Thompson as Gayle. Jack Carmichael as the Narrator. Matthew Woodcock as Walter. Addison Peacock as Karen. Rob Schwarb as Mike. Josh Rubino as Sir Isaac Newton. Ariel Hack as Emalema Bossbabe One. Faith Dowgin as Emalema Bossbabe Two. Abby Espiritu as Derby. Su Ling Chan as Ameena. Michelle Kelly as Charlotte. CREW: Writing, Sound Design, and Scoring by Jeremy Ellett. Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason was created by Jeremy Ellett. MUSIC: Social Kapital from Glad Rags. Tick-Tock from Glad Rags. Flood by Jahzzar. Oslodum by Gilberto Gil. Nettle Swarm by Randy Greer. I Get What I Want by Monkey Warhol. PATREON: Patreon.com/GoodPointe CONTACT: info@goodpointepodcasts.com Episode Transcript STITCHES. The Fiction Podcast home for Satirical Dark Comedy. Find and support our sponsors at: ⁠⁠⁠fableandfolly.com/partners⁠⁠. Want to potentially appear on a future episode?  Leave Us a Voicemail At: 512-640-9495 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 05 Jan 2023 05:08:00 -0000 Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason, Episode 14: Kafkaesque full 1 14 Jeremy Ellett Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason, Episode 14: Kafkaesque Randy and Walt finally agree to be honest with each other. Something weird is going on with Gayle. CAST: Zane Schacht as Randy. Lauren Grace Thompson as Gayle. Jack Carmichael as the Narrator. Matthew Woodcock as Walter. Addison Peacock as Karen. Rob Schwarb as Mike. Josh Rubino as Sir Isaac Newton. Ariel Hack as Emalema Bossbabe One. Faith Dowgin as Emalema Bossbabe Two. Abby Espiritu as Derby. Su Ling Chan as Ameena. Michelle Kelly as Charlotte. CREW: Writing, Sound Design, and Scoring by Jeremy Ellett. Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason was created by Jeremy Ellett. MUSIC: Social Kapital from Glad Rags. Tick-Tock from Glad Rags. Flood by Jahzzar. Oslodum by Gilberto Gil. Nettle Swarm by Randy Greer. I Get What I Want by Monkey Warhol. PATREON: Patreon.com/GoodPointe CONTACT: info@goodpointepodcasts.com Episode Transcript STITCHES. The Fiction Podcast home for Satirical Dark Comedy. Find and support our sponsors at: ⁠⁠⁠fableandfolly.com/partners⁠⁠. Want to potentially appear on a future episode?  Leave Us a Voicemail At: 512-640-9495 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason, Episode 14: Kafkaesque


Randy and Walt finally agree to be honest with each other. Something weird is going on with Gayle.


CAST:

Zane Schacht as Randy.

Lauren Grace Thompson as Gayle.

Jack Carmichael as the Narrator.

Matthew Woodcock as Walter.

Addison Peacock as Karen.

Rob Schwarb as Mike.

Josh Rubino as Sir Isaac Newton.

Ariel Hack as Emalema Bossbabe One.

Faith Dowgin as Emalema Bossbabe Two.

Abby Espiritu as Derby.

Su Ling Chan as Ameena.

Michelle Kelly as Charlotte.


CREW:

Writing, Sound Design, and Scoring by Jeremy Ellett.

Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason was created by Jeremy Ellett.


MUSIC:

Social Kapital from Glad Rags.

Tick-Tock from Glad Rags.

Flood by Jahzzar.

Oslodum by Gilberto Gil.

Nettle Swarm by Randy Greer.

I Get What I Want by Monkey Warhol.



PATREON: Patreon.com/GoodPointe

CONTACT: info@goodpointepodcasts.com

Episode Transcript


STITCHES. The Fiction Podcast home for Satirical Dark Comedy.


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]]> 2554 Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason, Episode 13: A Just and Upright Mason https://www.goodpointepodcasts.com Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason, Episode 13: A Just and Upright Mason Mac and Arlo continue their search for The Owl of Euclid. Mac talks to an old friend. Arlo meets the Void.  CAST: Jack Carmichael as Narrator. David Ault as Mac. Dean J. Smith as Arlo. Graham Rowat as Gary. Tom Laflin as Scott. Ryan Philbrook as Scottie. Newt Schottelkotte as Scooter. Sena Bryer as Larry. Megan Carter as Alex. Josh Rubino as The Carny. CREW: Writing, Post-Production, and Musical Arrangement by Jeremy Ellett. Sound Design by Newt Schottelkotte. MUSIC: Social Kapital from Glad Rags. Social Kapital (reprise) from Glad Rags. Tick-Tock from Glad Rags. Orange Nightmare Record Fair from Keshco. Still Weaker Than Them by Soft and Furious. Oh By Jingo from All Star Trio. PATREON: Patreon.com/GoodPointe CONTACT: info@goodpointepodcasts.com Episode Transcript STITCHES. The Fiction Podcast home for Satirical Dark Comedy. Find and support our sponsors at: ⁠⁠⁠fableandfolly.com/partners⁠⁠. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Tue, 22 Nov 2022 16:13:00 -0000 Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason, Episode 13: A Just and Upright Mason full 1 13 Jeremy Ellett Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason, Episode 13: A Just and Upright Mason Mac and Arlo continue their search for The Owl of Euclid. Mac talks to an old friend. Arlo meets the Void.  CAST: Jack Carmichael as Narrator. David Ault as Mac. Dean J. Smith as Arlo. Graham Rowat as Gary. Tom Laflin as Scott. Ryan Philbrook as Scottie. Newt Schottelkotte as Scooter. Sena Bryer as Larry. Megan Carter as Alex. Josh Rubino as The Carny. CREW: Writing, Post-Production, and Musical Arrangement by Jeremy Ellett. Sound Design by Newt Schottelkotte. MUSIC: Social Kapital from Glad Rags. Social Kapital (reprise) from Glad Rags. Tick-Tock from Glad Rags. Orange Nightmare Record Fair from Keshco. Still Weaker Than Them by Soft and Furious. Oh By Jingo from All Star Trio. PATREON: Patreon.com/GoodPointe CONTACT: info@goodpointepodcasts.com Episode Transcript STITCHES. The Fiction Podcast home for Satirical Dark Comedy. Find and support our sponsors at: ⁠⁠⁠fableandfolly.com/partners⁠⁠. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason, Episode 13: A Just and Upright Mason


Mac and Arlo continue their search for The Owl of Euclid. Mac talks to an old friend. Arlo meets the Void. 


CAST:

Jack Carmichael as Narrator.

David Ault as Mac.

Dean J. Smith as Arlo.

Graham Rowat as Gary.

Tom Laflin as Scott.

Ryan Philbrook as Scottie.

Newt Schottelkotte as Scooter.

Sena Bryer as Larry.

Megan Carter as Alex.

Josh Rubino as The Carny.


CREW:

Writing, Post-Production, and Musical Arrangement by Jeremy Ellett.

Sound Design by Newt Schottelkotte.


MUSIC:

Social Kapital from Glad Rags.

Social Kapital (reprise) from Glad Rags.

Tick-Tock from Glad Rags.

Orange Nightmare Record Fair from Keshco.

Still Weaker Than Them by Soft and Furious.

Oh By Jingo from All Star Trio.


PATREON: Patreon.com/GoodPointe

CONTACT: info@goodpointepodcasts.com

Episode Transcript


STITCHES. The Fiction Podcast home for Satirical Dark Comedy.


Find and support our sponsors at: ⁠⁠⁠fableandfolly.com/partners⁠⁠.

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]]> 1948 no Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason, Episode 12: SCP-2FEKAF: BOBO (Crossover Episode with SCP Archives) https://www.goodpointepodcasts.com Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason, Episode 12: SCP-2FEKAF: BOBO (Crossover Episode with SCP Archives) SCP-2FEKAF: Bobo is a special CROSSOVER EPISODE between SCP Archives and Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason. Randy and Gayle visit Angshin Pass and come face to face with a monster from Randy’s past. (It’s Bobo.) CAST: Zane Schacht as Randy, Trail-Cam Watcher, and Radio Ad One. Lauren Grace Thompson as Gayle. Atticus Jackson as the Narrator. Josh Rubino as Bryan and Sir Isaac Newton. Rissa Montanez as Barb and the Emalema. Jesse Hall as Brad and Radio Ad Two. Pacific Obadiah as Agent Lemire. Brandon Nguyen as Reporter and Agent Jenkins. CREW: Written by Jeremy Ellett. Dialogue Editing by Jesse Hall. Sound Designed by Travis McMaster. Music in this Episode by Matt Roi Berger. MUSIC: SCP Archives Theme Song by Tom Rory Parsons. Two Flat Earthers Theme Song is Social Kapital by Glad Rags. PATREON: Patreon.com/GoodPointe CONTACT: info@goodpointepodcasts.com Episode Transcript STITCHES. The Fiction Podcast home for Satirical Dark Comedy. Find and support our sponsors at: ⁠⁠⁠fableandfolly.com/partners⁠⁠. Want to potentially appear on a future episode?  Leave Us a Voicemail At: 512-640-9495 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Tue, 15 Nov 2022 07:35:00 -0000 Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason, Episode 12: SCP-2FEKAF: BOBO (Crossover Episode with SCP Archives) full 1 12 Jeremy Ellett Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason, Episode 12: SCP-2FEKAF: BOBO (Crossover Episode with SCP Archives) SCP-2FEKAF: Bobo is a special CROSSOVER EPISODE between SCP Archives and Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason. Randy and Gayle visit Angshin Pass and come face to face with a monster from Randy’s past. (It’s Bobo.) CAST: Zane Schacht as Randy, Trail-Cam Watcher, and Radio Ad One. Lauren Grace Thompson as Gayle. Atticus Jackson as the Narrator. Josh Rubino as Bryan and Sir Isaac Newton. Rissa Montanez as Barb and the Emalema. Jesse Hall as Brad and Radio Ad Two. Pacific Obadiah as Agent Lemire. Brandon Nguyen as Reporter and Agent Jenkins. CREW: Written by Jeremy Ellett. Dialogue Editing by Jesse Hall. Sound Designed by Travis McMaster. Music in this Episode by Matt Roi Berger. MUSIC: SCP Archives Theme Song by Tom Rory Parsons. Two Flat Earthers Theme Song is Social Kapital by Glad Rags. PATREON: Patreon.com/GoodPointe CONTACT: info@goodpointepodcasts.com Episode Transcript STITCHES. The Fiction Podcast home for Satirical Dark Comedy. Find and support our sponsors at: ⁠⁠⁠fableandfolly.com/partners⁠⁠. Want to potentially appear on a future episode?  Leave Us a Voicemail At: 512-640-9495 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason, Episode 12: SCP-2FEKAF: BOBO (Crossover Episode with SCP Archives)


SCP-2FEKAF: Bobo is a special CROSSOVER EPISODE between SCP Archives and Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason.


Randy and Gayle visit Angshin Pass and come face to face with a monster from Randy’s past. (It’s Bobo.)


CAST:

Zane Schacht as Randy, Trail-Cam Watcher, and Radio Ad One.

Lauren Grace Thompson as Gayle.

Atticus Jackson as the Narrator.

Josh Rubino as Bryan and Sir Isaac Newton.

Rissa Montanez as Barb and the Emalema.

Jesse Hall as Brad and Radio Ad Two.

Pacific Obadiah as Agent Lemire.

Brandon Nguyen as Reporter and Agent Jenkins.


CREW:

Written by Jeremy Ellett.

Dialogue Editing by Jesse Hall.

Sound Designed by Travis McMaster.

Music in this Episode by Matt Roi Berger.


MUSIC:

SCP Archives Theme Song by Tom Rory Parsons.

Two Flat Earthers Theme Song is Social Kapital by Glad Rags.


PATREON: Patreon.com/GoodPointe

CONTACT: info@goodpointepodcasts.com

Episode Transcript


STITCHES. The Fiction Podcast home for Satirical Dark Comedy.


Find and support our sponsors at: ⁠⁠⁠fableandfolly.com/partners⁠⁠.


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]]> 2910 Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason, Episode 11: The Top Five Serial Killers in St. Louis https://www.goodpointepodcasts.com Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason, Episode 11: The Top Five Serial Killers in St. Louis Randy and Gayle attend a meeting of the Maple Hill Murder Club. Writing, Sound Design, and Musical Arrangement by Jeremy Ellett. CAST: Zane Schacht as Randy. Lauren Grace Thompson as Gayle. Jack Carmichael as the Narrator. Aiden Littlewood Johnson as Bobby and Coco. Addison Peacock as Karen. Graham Rowat as Newsham. Caroline Mincks as True Crime Carol. Kenneth Faircloth Jr as Samuel. Ezra J. Wayne as Peter. Torian Brackett as Pete. Gabrielle Adkins as Amari. Ryan Philbrook as the Orderly and the Documentary Narrator. MUSIC: Social Kapital from Glad Rags. Party by Damiano Baldoni. The Edge of Nowhere by Holinza. PATREON: Patreon.com/GoodPointe CONTACT: info@goodpointepodcasts.com. Episode Transcript STITCHES. The Fiction Podcast home for Satirical Dark Comedy. Find and support our sponsors at: ⁠⁠⁠fableandfolly.com/partners⁠⁠. Want to potentially appear on a future episode?  Leave Us a Voicemail At: 512-640-9495 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Fri, 11 Nov 2022 05:08:00 -0000 Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason, Episode 11: The Top Five Serial Killers in St. Louis full 1 11 Jeremy Ellett Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason, Episode 11: The Top Five Serial Killers in St. Louis Randy and Gayle attend a meeting of the Maple Hill Murder Club. Writing, Sound Design, and Musical Arrangement by Jeremy Ellett. CAST: Zane Schacht as Randy. Lauren Grace Thompson as Gayle. Jack Carmichael as the Narrator. Aiden Littlewood Johnson as Bobby and Coco. Addison Peacock as Karen. Graham Rowat as Newsham. Caroline Mincks as True Crime Carol. Kenneth Faircloth Jr as Samuel. Ezra J. Wayne as Peter. Torian Brackett as Pete. Gabrielle Adkins as Amari. Ryan Philbrook as the Orderly and the Documentary Narrator. MUSIC: Social Kapital from Glad Rags. Party by Damiano Baldoni. The Edge of Nowhere by Holinza. PATREON: Patreon.com/GoodPointe CONTACT: info@goodpointepodcasts.com. Episode Transcript STITCHES. The Fiction Podcast home for Satirical Dark Comedy. Find and support our sponsors at: ⁠⁠⁠fableandfolly.com/partners⁠⁠. Want to potentially appear on a future episode?  Leave Us a Voicemail At: 512-640-9495 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason, Episode 11: The Top Five Serial Killers in St. Louis


Randy and Gayle attend a meeting of the Maple Hill Murder Club.


Writing, Sound Design, and Musical Arrangement by Jeremy Ellett.


CAST:

Zane Schacht as Randy.

Lauren Grace Thompson as Gayle.

Jack Carmichael as the Narrator.

Aiden Littlewood Johnson as Bobby and Coco.

Addison Peacock as Karen.

Graham Rowat as Newsham.

Caroline Mincks as True Crime Carol.

Kenneth Faircloth Jr as Samuel.

Ezra J. Wayne as Peter.

Torian Brackett as Pete.

Gabrielle Adkins as Amari.

Ryan Philbrook as the Orderly and the Documentary Narrator.


MUSIC:

Social Kapital from Glad Rags.

Party by Damiano Baldoni.

The Edge of Nowhere by Holinza.


PATREON: Patreon.com/GoodPointe

CONTACT: info@goodpointepodcasts.com.

Episode Transcript


STITCHES. The Fiction Podcast home for Satirical Dark Comedy.


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]]> 1897 Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason, Episode 10: My First Time Using a Chainsaw https://www.goodpointepodcasts.com Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason, Episode 10: My First Time Using a Chainsaw Randy and Gayle meet a new friend at the Hardware Store. Sir Isaac Newton recites his "Catalog of Sins." CAST: Zane Schacht as Randy. Lauren Grace Thompson as Gayle. Matthew Woodcock as Walt. Jack Carmichael as the Narrator. Josh Rubino as Isaac Newton. Addison Peacock as Karen. Kenneth Faircloth Jr as Samuel. Su Ling Chan as Ameena. Writing, Sound Design, and Musical Arrangement by Jeremy Ellett. MUSIC: Social Kapital by Glad Rags. Tick-Tock by Glad Rags. PATREON: Patreon.com/GoodPointe CONTACT: info@goodpointepodcasts.com Episode Transcript STITCHES. The Fiction Podcast home for Satirical Dark Comedy. Find and support our sponsors at: ⁠⁠⁠fableandfolly.com/partners⁠⁠. Want to potentially appear on a future episode?  Leave Us a Voicemail At: 512-640-9495 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Sun, 02 Oct 2022 05:01:00 -0000 Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason, Episode 10: My First Time Using a Chainsaw full 1 10 Jeremy Ellett Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason, Episode 10: My First Time Using a Chainsaw Randy and Gayle meet a new friend at the Hardware Store. Sir Isaac Newton recites his "Catalog of Sins." CAST: Zane Schacht as Randy. Lauren Grace Thompson as Gayle. Matthew Woodcock as Walt. Jack Carmichael as the Narrator. Josh Rubino as Isaac Newton. Addison Peacock as Karen. Kenneth Faircloth Jr as Samuel. Su Ling Chan as Ameena. Writing, Sound Design, and Musical Arrangement by Jeremy Ellett. MUSIC: Social Kapital by Glad Rags. Tick-Tock by Glad Rags. PATREON: Patreon.com/GoodPointe CONTACT: info@goodpointepodcasts.com Episode Transcript STITCHES. The Fiction Podcast home for Satirical Dark Comedy. Find and support our sponsors at: ⁠⁠⁠fableandfolly.com/partners⁠⁠. Want to potentially appear on a future episode?  Leave Us a Voicemail At: 512-640-9495 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason, Episode 10: My First Time Using a Chainsaw


Randy and Gayle meet a new friend at the Hardware Store.

Sir Isaac Newton recites his "Catalog of Sins."


CAST:

Zane Schacht as Randy.

Lauren Grace Thompson as Gayle.

Matthew Woodcock as Walt.

Jack Carmichael as the Narrator.

Josh Rubino as Isaac Newton.

Addison Peacock as Karen.

Kenneth Faircloth Jr as Samuel.

Su Ling Chan as Ameena.


Writing, Sound Design, and Musical Arrangement by Jeremy Ellett.


MUSIC:

Social Kapital by Glad Rags.

Tick-Tock by Glad Rags.


PATREON: Patreon.com/GoodPointe

CONTACT: info@goodpointepodcasts.com

Episode Transcript


STITCHES. The Fiction Podcast home for Satirical Dark Comedy.


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]]> 1307 yes Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason, Episode 9: Enter the Echo Chamber https://www.goodpointepodcasts.com Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason, Episode 9: Enter the Echo Chamber Everyone wants to know the answer. But nobody wants to hear the truth… It's the 12th Annual Conspiracy-Con in Kansas City! CAST: Zane Schacht as Randy. Lauren Grace Thompson as Gayle. Jack Carmichael as the Narrator. Matthew Woodcock as Walt. Graham Rowat as Newsham. Addison Peacock as Karen. Rob Schwarb as Mike. Erin Lillis as Rosemary Dunning. Josh Rubino as the Carnival Barker. Socks Whitmore as the Superfan. Hesham Elshazly as the Conspiracy Bar Friend. David Hanna as the Bartender. Stephen Cullen as Simon. David Sillars as Doctor K. Sena Bryer as the Personal Bubble Booth. Adam Clark as the Flat Earth Model Salesman. Cole Burkhardt as Big Bubba Cast Member and Sword Salesman. CREW: Writing, Sound Design, and Musical Arrangement by Jeremy Ellett. MUSIC: Social Kapital by Glad Rags. The World is Waiting by Glad Rags. Tick-Tock by Glad Rags. Please Listen Carefully by Jahzzar. Unexpected Little Happenings by UltraCat. PATREON: Patreon.com/GoodPointe CONTACT: info@goodpointepodcasts.com Episode Transcript STITCHES. The Fiction Podcast home for Satirical Dark Comedy. Find and support our sponsors at: ⁠⁠⁠fableandfolly.com/partners⁠⁠. Want to potentially appear on a future episode?  Leave Us a Voicemail At: 512-640-9495 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Sun, 14 Aug 2022 03:43:00 -0000 Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason, Episode 9: Enter the Echo Chamber full 1 9 Jeremy Ellett Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason, Episode 9: Enter the Echo Chamber Everyone wants to know the answer. But nobody wants to hear the truth… It's the 12th Annual Conspiracy-Con in Kansas City! CAST: Zane Schacht as Randy. Lauren Grace Thompson as Gayle. Jack Carmichael as the Narrator. Matthew Woodcock as Walt. Graham Rowat as Newsham. Addison Peacock as Karen. Rob Schwarb as Mike. Erin Lillis as Rosemary Dunning. Josh Rubino as the Carnival Barker. Socks Whitmore as the Superfan. Hesham Elshazly as the Conspiracy Bar Friend. David Hanna as the Bartender. Stephen Cullen as Simon. David Sillars as Doctor K. Sena Bryer as the Personal Bubble Booth. Adam Clark as the Flat Earth Model Salesman. Cole Burkhardt as Big Bubba Cast Member and Sword Salesman. CREW: Writing, Sound Design, and Musical Arrangement by Jeremy Ellett. MUSIC: Social Kapital by Glad Rags. The World is Waiting by Glad Rags. Tick-Tock by Glad Rags. Please Listen Carefully by Jahzzar. Unexpected Little Happenings by UltraCat. PATREON: Patreon.com/GoodPointe CONTACT: info@goodpointepodcasts.com Episode Transcript STITCHES. The Fiction Podcast home for Satirical Dark Comedy. Find and support our sponsors at: ⁠⁠⁠fableandfolly.com/partners⁠⁠. Want to potentially appear on a future episode?  Leave Us a Voicemail At: 512-640-9495 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason, Episode 9: Enter the Echo Chamber


Everyone wants to know the answer. But nobody wants to hear the truth… It's the 12th Annual Conspiracy-Con in Kansas City!


CAST:

Zane Schacht as Randy.

Lauren Grace Thompson as Gayle.

Jack Carmichael as the Narrator.

Matthew Woodcock as Walt.

Graham Rowat as Newsham.

Addison Peacock as Karen.

Rob Schwarb as Mike.

Erin Lillis as Rosemary Dunning.

Josh Rubino as the Carnival Barker.

Socks Whitmore as the Superfan.

Hesham Elshazly as the Conspiracy Bar Friend.

David Hanna as the Bartender.

Stephen Cullen as Simon.

David Sillars as Doctor K.

Sena Bryer as the Personal Bubble Booth.

Adam Clark as the Flat Earth Model Salesman.

Cole Burkhardt as Big Bubba Cast Member and Sword Salesman.


CREW:

Writing, Sound Design, and Musical Arrangement by Jeremy Ellett.


MUSIC:

Social Kapital by Glad Rags.

The World is Waiting by Glad Rags.

Tick-Tock by Glad Rags.

Please Listen Carefully by Jahzzar.

Unexpected Little Happenings by UltraCat.


PATREON: Patreon.com/GoodPointe

CONTACT: info@goodpointepodcasts.com

Episode Transcript


STITCHES. The Fiction Podcast home for Satirical Dark Comedy.


Find and support our sponsors at: ⁠⁠⁠fableandfolly.com/partners⁠⁠.


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]]> 2441 yes Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason, Episode 8: Almost Famous https://www.goodpointepodcasts.com Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason, Episode 8: Almost Famous Randy checks in at Conspiracy Con while Gayle is forced into babysitting duty. CAST: Zane Schacht as Randy. Lauren Grace Thompson as Gayle. Jack Carmichael as the Narrator. Matthew Woodcock as Walt. Addison Peacock as Karen. Rob Schwarb as Mike. Graham Rowat as Newsham. Maya Murphy as Millie. Faith Dowgin as Gloria. David Hanna as Art. James Ferrero as Flat Earth Tony. Socks Whitmore as the Superfan. Ryan Philbrook as TV Game Show Host, Conspiracy Con Ad and Hotel Front Desk Clerk. Writing, Sound Design, and Musical Arrangement by Jeremy Ellett. MUSIC: Social Kapital by Glad Rags. Tick-Tock by Glad Rags. Endeavor by Jahzzar. Battle by Boxcat Games. The World’s Moved On by Rozkol. PATREON: Patreon.com/GoodPointe. CONTACT: info@goodpointepodcasts.com Episode Transcript STITCHES. The Fiction Podcast home for Satirical Dark Comedy. Find and support our sponsors at: ⁠⁠⁠fableandfolly.com/partners⁠⁠. Want to potentially appear on a future episode?  Leave Us a Voicemail At: 512-640-9495 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Sun, 31 Jul 2022 03:18:00 -0000 Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason, Episode 8: Almost Famous full 1 8 Jeremy Ellett Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason, Episode 8: Almost Famous Randy checks in at Conspiracy Con while Gayle is forced into babysitting duty. CAST: Zane Schacht as Randy. Lauren Grace Thompson as Gayle. Jack Carmichael as the Narrator. Matthew Woodcock as Walt. Addison Peacock as Karen. Rob Schwarb as Mike. Graham Rowat as Newsham. Maya Murphy as Millie. Faith Dowgin as Gloria. David Hanna as Art. James Ferrero as Flat Earth Tony. Socks Whitmore as the Superfan. Ryan Philbrook as TV Game Show Host, Conspiracy Con Ad and Hotel Front Desk Clerk. Writing, Sound Design, and Musical Arrangement by Jeremy Ellett. MUSIC: Social Kapital by Glad Rags. Tick-Tock by Glad Rags. Endeavor by Jahzzar. Battle by Boxcat Games. The World’s Moved On by Rozkol. PATREON: Patreon.com/GoodPointe. CONTACT: info@goodpointepodcasts.com Episode Transcript STITCHES. The Fiction Podcast home for Satirical Dark Comedy. Find and support our sponsors at: ⁠⁠⁠fableandfolly.com/partners⁠⁠. Want to potentially appear on a future episode?  Leave Us a Voicemail At: 512-640-9495 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason, Episode 8: Almost Famous


Randy checks in at Conspiracy Con while Gayle is forced into babysitting duty.


CAST:

Zane Schacht as Randy.

Lauren Grace Thompson as Gayle.

Jack Carmichael as the Narrator.

Matthew Woodcock as Walt.

Addison Peacock as Karen.

Rob Schwarb as Mike.

Graham Rowat as Newsham.

Maya Murphy as Millie.

Faith Dowgin as Gloria.

David Hanna as Art.

James Ferrero as Flat Earth Tony.

Socks Whitmore as the Superfan.

Ryan Philbrook as TV Game Show Host, Conspiracy Con Ad and Hotel Front Desk Clerk.


Writing, Sound Design, and Musical Arrangement by Jeremy Ellett.


MUSIC:

Social Kapital by Glad Rags.

Tick-Tock by Glad Rags.

Endeavor by Jahzzar.

Battle by Boxcat Games.

The World’s Moved On by Rozkol.


PATREON: Patreon.com/GoodPointe.

CONTACT: info@goodpointepodcasts.com

Episode Transcript


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]]> 1641 yes Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason, Episode 7: Who Will Stand Guard? https://www.goodpointepodcasts.com Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason, Episode 7: Who Will Stand Guard? The Freemasons panic. Mac takes Arlo under his wing. CAST: Jack Carmichael as the Narrator. David Ault as Mac. Dean J. Smith as Arlo. Sena Bryer as Larry. Dallas Wheatley as Illuminathan. Ryan Philbrook as Doctor One. Cole Burkhardt as Doctor Two. Kristian Lawrence as Freemason Neil. Brandon Finch as Freemason Terry. Cornelius Mohr as Freemason Saul. Mike Paul as the Worshipful Master Mason. Socks Whitmore as the Superfan. CREW: Writing, Sound Design, and Musical Arrangement by Jeremy Ellett. Sound Design by Newton Schottelkotte. MUSIC: Social Kapital by Glad Rags. Ode to a Dandelion by Glad Rags. Tick-Tock by Glad Rags. Death's Favorite Chair by Holinza. Revenge by Spoon. Time Train by PC III. Xanadont by Mystery Mammal. The Mode of Our Consequences by Pangolus. Episode ⁠Transcript PATREON: Patreon.com/GoodPointe CONTACT: info@goodpointepodcasts.com STITCHES. The Fiction Podcast home for Satirical Dark Comedy. Find and support our sponsors at: ⁠⁠⁠fableandfolly.com/partners⁠⁠. Want to potentially appear on a future episode?  Leave Us a Voicemail At: 512-640-9495 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Thu, 07 Jul 2022 21:57:00 -0000 Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason, Episode 7: Who Will Stand Guard? full 1 7 Jeremy Ellett Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason, Episode 7: Who Will Stand Guard? The Freemasons panic. Mac takes Arlo under his wing. CAST: Jack Carmichael as the Narrator. David Ault as Mac. Dean J. Smith as Arlo. Sena Bryer as Larry. Dallas Wheatley as Illuminathan. Ryan Philbrook as Doctor One. Cole Burkhardt as Doctor Two. Kristian Lawrence as Freemason Neil. Brandon Finch as Freemason Terry. Cornelius Mohr as Freemason Saul. Mike Paul as the Worshipful Master Mason. Socks Whitmore as the Superfan. CREW: Writing, Sound Design, and Musical Arrangement by Jeremy Ellett. Sound Design by Newton Schottelkotte. MUSIC: Social Kapital by Glad Rags. Ode to a Dandelion by Glad Rags. Tick-Tock by Glad Rags. Death's Favorite Chair by Holinza. Revenge by Spoon. Time Train by PC III. Xanadont by Mystery Mammal. The Mode of Our Consequences by Pangolus. Episode ⁠Transcript PATREON: Patreon.com/GoodPointe CONTACT: info@goodpointepodcasts.com STITCHES. The Fiction Podcast home for Satirical Dark Comedy. Find and support our sponsors at: ⁠⁠⁠fableandfolly.com/partners⁠⁠. Want to potentially appear on a future episode?  Leave Us a Voicemail At: 512-640-9495 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason, Episode 7: Who Will Stand Guard?


The Freemasons panic. Mac takes Arlo under his wing.


CAST:

Jack Carmichael as the Narrator.

David Ault as Mac.

Dean J. Smith as Arlo.

Sena Bryer as Larry.

Dallas Wheatley as Illuminathan.

Ryan Philbrook as Doctor One.

Cole Burkhardt as Doctor Two.

Kristian Lawrence as Freemason Neil.

Brandon Finch as Freemason Terry.

Cornelius Mohr as Freemason Saul.

Mike Paul as the Worshipful Master Mason.

Socks Whitmore as the Superfan.


CREW:

Writing, Sound Design, and Musical Arrangement by Jeremy Ellett.

Sound Design by Newton Schottelkotte.


MUSIC:

Social Kapital by Glad Rags.

Ode to a Dandelion by Glad Rags.

Tick-Tock by Glad Rags.

Death's Favorite Chair by Holinza.

Revenge by Spoon.

Time Train by PC III.

Xanadont by Mystery Mammal.

The Mode of Our Consequences by Pangolus.


Episode ⁠Transcript

PATREON: Patreon.com/GoodPointe

CONTACT: info@goodpointepodcasts.com


STITCHES. The Fiction Podcast home for Satirical Dark Comedy.


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]]> 1542 yes Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason, Episode 6: The Observer's Local Horizon https://www.goodpointepodcasts.com Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason, Episode 6: The Observer's Local Horizon Ed Choom does everything for everyone. Charlotte does her job.  CAST: Charlie Wes as Ed. Zane Schacht as Randy. Lauren Grace Thompson as Gayle. Jack Carmichael as the Narrator. Kale Brown as Jimmie. Michelle Kelly as Charlotte. Jordan Stillman as Judy. Phil Sherwood as Jay. Mike Paul as the Worshipful Master Mason. Kristian Lawrence as Neil the Freemason. Lindsay Zana as Camille. Jessa Jordan as Tasha. Writing, Sound Design, and Musical Arrangement by Jeremy Ellett. MUSIC: Social Kapital by Glad Rags. Tick-Tock by Glad Rags. Social Kapital Reprise by Glad Rags. Ode to a Dandelion by Glad Rags. Nettle Swarm by Randy Greer. Breakfast by Damian Baldano. U Think U by Glad Rags. Machine Language by Mystery Mammal. Happy F'n Birthday by The Danimald. Episode ⁠Transcript PATREON: Patreon.com/GoodPointe CONTACT: info@goodpointepodcasts.com STITCHES. The Fiction Podcast home for Satirical Dark Comedy. Find and support our sponsors at: ⁠⁠⁠fableandfolly.com/partners⁠⁠. Want to potentially appear on a future episode?  Leave Us a Voicemail At: 512-640-9495 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Fri, 17 Jun 2022 04:33:00 -0000 Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason, Episode 6: The Observer's Local Horizon full 1 6 Jeremy Ellett Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason, Episode 6: The Observer's Local Horizon Ed Choom does everything for everyone. Charlotte does her job.  CAST: Charlie Wes as Ed. Zane Schacht as Randy. Lauren Grace Thompson as Gayle. Jack Carmichael as the Narrator. Kale Brown as Jimmie. Michelle Kelly as Charlotte. Jordan Stillman as Judy. Phil Sherwood as Jay. Mike Paul as the Worshipful Master Mason. Kristian Lawrence as Neil the Freemason. Lindsay Zana as Camille. Jessa Jordan as Tasha. Writing, Sound Design, and Musical Arrangement by Jeremy Ellett. MUSIC: Social Kapital by Glad Rags. Tick-Tock by Glad Rags. Social Kapital Reprise by Glad Rags. Ode to a Dandelion by Glad Rags. Nettle Swarm by Randy Greer. Breakfast by Damian Baldano. U Think U by Glad Rags. Machine Language by Mystery Mammal. Happy F'n Birthday by The Danimald. Episode ⁠Transcript PATREON: Patreon.com/GoodPointe CONTACT: info@goodpointepodcasts.com STITCHES. The Fiction Podcast home for Satirical Dark Comedy. Find and support our sponsors at: ⁠⁠⁠fableandfolly.com/partners⁠⁠. Want to potentially appear on a future episode?  Leave Us a Voicemail At: 512-640-9495 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason, Episode 6: The Observer's Local Horizon


Ed Choom does everything for everyone. Charlotte does her job. 


CAST:

Charlie Wes as Ed.

Zane Schacht as Randy.

Lauren Grace Thompson as Gayle.

Jack Carmichael as the Narrator.

Kale Brown as Jimmie.

Michelle Kelly as Charlotte.

Jordan Stillman as Judy.

Phil Sherwood as Jay.

Mike Paul as the Worshipful Master Mason.

Kristian Lawrence as Neil the Freemason.

Lindsay Zana as Camille.

Jessa Jordan as Tasha.


Writing, Sound Design, and Musical Arrangement by Jeremy Ellett.


MUSIC:

Social Kapital by Glad Rags.

Tick-Tock by Glad Rags.

Social Kapital Reprise by Glad Rags.

Ode to a Dandelion by Glad Rags.

Nettle Swarm by Randy Greer.

Breakfast by Damian Baldano.

U Think U by Glad Rags.

Machine Language by Mystery Mammal.

Happy F'n Birthday by The Danimald.


Episode ⁠Transcript

PATREON: Patreon.com/GoodPointe

CONTACT: info@goodpointepodcasts.com


STITCHES. The Fiction Podcast home for Satirical Dark Comedy.


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]]> 1682 no Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason, Episode 5: All My Homies Hate Sir Isaac Newton https://www.goodpointepodcasts.com Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason, Episode 5: All My Homies Hate Sir Isaac Newton Randy and Gayle finally have their Freemason. Now what do they do? CAST: Zane Schacht as Randy. Lauren Grace Thompson as Gayle. Jack Carmichael as the Narrator. Josh Rubino as Sir Isaac Newton. Matthew Woodcock as Walt. Graham Rowat as Newsham. Scottye Moore as Sgt. Dirkwater. Abby Espiritu as Derby. Su Ling Chan as Debra. Ryan Philbrook as the Smashed Potatoes Ad. CREW: Writing, Post-Production, and Musical Arrangement by Jeremy Ellett. Sound Design by Tal Minear. MUSIC: Social Kapital by Glad Rags. Tick-Tock by Glad Rags. Retro by Bajio Alvarado. Nettle Swarm by Randy Greer. FIFA Slide by Keshco. Specter by Alan Walker. Episode ⁠Transcript⁠ PATREON: Patreon.com/GoodPointe. CONTACT: info@goodpointepodcasts.com STITCHES. The Fiction Podcast home for Satirical Dark Comedy. Find and support our sponsors at: ⁠⁠⁠fableandfolly.com/partners⁠⁠. Want to potentially appear on a future episode?  Leave Us a Voicemail At: 512-640-9495 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Fri, 15 Apr 2022 02:32:00 -0000 Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason, Episode 5: All My Homies Hate Sir Isaac Newton full 1 5 Jeremy Ellett Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason, Episode 5: All My Homies Hate Sir Isaac Newton Randy and Gayle finally have their Freemason. Now what do they do? CAST: Zane Schacht as Randy. Lauren Grace Thompson as Gayle. Jack Carmichael as the Narrator. Josh Rubino as Sir Isaac Newton. Matthew Woodcock as Walt. Graham Rowat as Newsham. Scottye Moore as Sgt. Dirkwater. Abby Espiritu as Derby. Su Ling Chan as Debra. Ryan Philbrook as the Smashed Potatoes Ad. CREW: Writing, Post-Production, and Musical Arrangement by Jeremy Ellett. Sound Design by Tal Minear. MUSIC: Social Kapital by Glad Rags. Tick-Tock by Glad Rags. Retro by Bajio Alvarado. Nettle Swarm by Randy Greer. FIFA Slide by Keshco. Specter by Alan Walker. Episode ⁠Transcript⁠ PATREON: Patreon.com/GoodPointe. CONTACT: info@goodpointepodcasts.com STITCHES. The Fiction Podcast home for Satirical Dark Comedy. Find and support our sponsors at: ⁠⁠⁠fableandfolly.com/partners⁠⁠. Want to potentially appear on a future episode?  Leave Us a Voicemail At: 512-640-9495 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason, Episode 5: All My Homies Hate Sir Isaac Newton


Randy and Gayle finally have their Freemason. Now what do they do?


CAST:

Zane Schacht as Randy.

Lauren Grace Thompson as Gayle.

Jack Carmichael as the Narrator.

Josh Rubino as Sir Isaac Newton.

Matthew Woodcock as Walt.

Graham Rowat as Newsham.

Scottye Moore as Sgt. Dirkwater.

Abby Espiritu as Derby.

Su Ling Chan as Debra.

Ryan Philbrook as the Smashed Potatoes Ad.


CREW:

Writing, Post-Production, and Musical Arrangement by Jeremy Ellett.

Sound Design by Tal Minear.


MUSIC:

Social Kapital by Glad Rags.

Tick-Tock by Glad Rags.

Retro by Bajio Alvarado.

Nettle Swarm by Randy Greer.

FIFA Slide by Keshco.

Specter by Alan Walker.


Episode ⁠Transcript⁠

PATREON: Patreon.com/GoodPointe.

CONTACT: info@goodpointepodcasts.com


STITCHES. The Fiction Podcast home for Satirical Dark Comedy.


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]]> 1731 Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason, Episode 4: Thanksgiving Music https://www.goodpointepodcasts.com Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason, Episode 4: Thanksgiving Music The end of the St. Louis Flat Earth Society. And the beginning of something else. Writing, Sound Design, and Musical Arrangement by Jeremy Ellett. CW: Funeral, Death, Abduction. CAST: Zane Schacht as Randy. Lauren Grace Thompson as Gayle. Matthew Woodcock as Walt. Jack Carmichael as the Narrator. Charlie Wes as Ed Choom. Addison Peacock as Karen. Josh Rubino as Astronaut Alfred Ross, Maximum Mindfulness. David Sillars as Doctor K. Sena Bryer as Larry. Amr Ammourazz as Drive Thru Worker. Socks Whitmore as Sandwich Shop Worker. Ryan Philbrook as the Smashed Potatoes Ad. MUSIC: Social Kapital by Glad Rags. Tick Tock by Glad Rags. Alamo by Glad Rags. The Group by Keshco. Episode ⁠Transcript⁠ PATREON: Patreon.com/GoodPointe CONTACT: info@goodpointepodcasts.com. STITCHES. The Fiction Podcast home for Satirical Dark Comedy. Find and support our sponsors at: ⁠⁠⁠fableandfolly.com/partners⁠⁠. Want to potentially appear on a future episode?  Leave Us a Voicemail At: 512-640-9495 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Fri, 01 Apr 2022 04:18:00 -0000 Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason, Episode 4: Thanksgiving Music full 1 4 Jeremy Ellett Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason, Episode 4: Thanksgiving Music The end of the St. Louis Flat Earth Society. And the beginning of something else. Writing, Sound Design, and Musical Arrangement by Jeremy Ellett. CW: Funeral, Death, Abduction. CAST: Zane Schacht as Randy. Lauren Grace Thompson as Gayle. Matthew Woodcock as Walt. Jack Carmichael as the Narrator. Charlie Wes as Ed Choom. Addison Peacock as Karen. Josh Rubino as Astronaut Alfred Ross, Maximum Mindfulness. David Sillars as Doctor K. Sena Bryer as Larry. Amr Ammourazz as Drive Thru Worker. Socks Whitmore as Sandwich Shop Worker. Ryan Philbrook as the Smashed Potatoes Ad. MUSIC: Social Kapital by Glad Rags. Tick Tock by Glad Rags. Alamo by Glad Rags. The Group by Keshco. Episode ⁠Transcript⁠ PATREON: Patreon.com/GoodPointe CONTACT: info@goodpointepodcasts.com. STITCHES. The Fiction Podcast home for Satirical Dark Comedy. Find and support our sponsors at: ⁠⁠⁠fableandfolly.com/partners⁠⁠. Want to potentially appear on a future episode?  Leave Us a Voicemail At: 512-640-9495 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason, Episode 4: Thanksgiving Music


The end of the St. Louis Flat Earth Society. And the beginning of something else.


Writing, Sound Design, and Musical Arrangement by Jeremy Ellett.


CW: Funeral, Death, Abduction.


CAST:

Zane Schacht as Randy.

Lauren Grace Thompson as Gayle.

Matthew Woodcock as Walt.

Jack Carmichael as the Narrator.

Charlie Wes as Ed Choom.

Addison Peacock as Karen.

Josh Rubino as Astronaut Alfred Ross, Maximum Mindfulness.

David Sillars as Doctor K.

Sena Bryer as Larry.

Amr Ammourazz as Drive Thru Worker.

Socks Whitmore as Sandwich Shop Worker.

Ryan Philbrook as the Smashed Potatoes Ad.


MUSIC:

Social Kapital by Glad Rags.

Tick Tock by Glad Rags.

Alamo by Glad Rags.

The Group by Keshco.


Episode ⁠Transcript⁠

PATREON: Patreon.com/GoodPointe

CONTACT: info@goodpointepodcasts.com.


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]]> 1928 yes Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason, Episode 3: And Everyone Clapped https://www.goodpointepodcasts.com Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason, Episode 3: And Everyone Clapped Just another day in the life of Freemason Walter Clay.  CAST: Matthew Woodcock as Walt. Jack Carmichael as the Narrator. Mike Paul as the Worshipful Master Mason. Gabrielle Adkins as Amari. Charlie Wes as Ed Choom. Jordan Stillman as Judy. Kristian Lawrence as Freemason Neil. Brandon Finch as Freemason Terry. Cornelius Mohr as Freemason Saul. Abby Espiritu as Derby. Phil Sherwood as Jay. Stephen Indrisano as Steve. Claire Gaskell as Evie. Ezra J. Wayne as Peter. Torian Brackett as Pete. Ariel Hack as the Emalema Bossbabe. Josh Rubino as the Freemason Ensemble. Socks Whitmore as the Superfan. CREW: Writing, Sound Design, and Musical Arrangement by Jeremy Ellett. Dialogue Cleanup Assistance by Newton Schottelkotte. MUSIC: Social Kapital by Glad Rags. Wonder Under by Glad Rags. Tick Tock by Glad Rags. Episode Transcript PATREON: Patreon.com/GoodPointe. CONTACT: info@goodpointepodcasts.com STITCHES. The Fiction Podcast home for Satirical Dark Comedy. Find and support our sponsors at: ⁠⁠⁠fableandfolly.com/partners⁠⁠. Want to potentially appear on a future episode?  Leave Us a Voicemail At: 512-640-9495 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Fri, 18 Mar 2022 07:00:00 -0000 Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason, Episode 3: And Everyone Clapped full 1 3 Jeremy Ellett Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason, Episode 3: And Everyone Clapped Just another day in the life of Freemason Walter Clay.  CAST: Matthew Woodcock as Walt. Jack Carmichael as the Narrator. Mike Paul as the Worshipful Master Mason. Gabrielle Adkins as Amari. Charlie Wes as Ed Choom. Jordan Stillman as Judy. Kristian Lawrence as Freemason Neil. Brandon Finch as Freemason Terry. Cornelius Mohr as Freemason Saul. Abby Espiritu as Derby. Phil Sherwood as Jay. Stephen Indrisano as Steve. Claire Gaskell as Evie. Ezra J. Wayne as Peter. Torian Brackett as Pete. Ariel Hack as the Emalema Bossbabe. Josh Rubino as the Freemason Ensemble. Socks Whitmore as the Superfan. CREW: Writing, Sound Design, and Musical Arrangement by Jeremy Ellett. Dialogue Cleanup Assistance by Newton Schottelkotte. MUSIC: Social Kapital by Glad Rags. Wonder Under by Glad Rags. Tick Tock by Glad Rags. Episode Transcript PATREON: Patreon.com/GoodPointe. CONTACT: info@goodpointepodcasts.com STITCHES. The Fiction Podcast home for Satirical Dark Comedy. Find and support our sponsors at: ⁠⁠⁠fableandfolly.com/partners⁠⁠. Want to potentially appear on a future episode?  Leave Us a Voicemail At: 512-640-9495 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason, Episode 3: And Everyone Clapped


Just another day in the life of Freemason Walter Clay. 


CAST:

Matthew Woodcock as Walt.

Jack Carmichael as the Narrator.

Mike Paul as the Worshipful Master Mason.

Gabrielle Adkins as Amari.

Charlie Wes as Ed Choom.

Jordan Stillman as Judy.

Kristian Lawrence as Freemason Neil.

Brandon Finch as Freemason Terry.

Cornelius Mohr as Freemason Saul.

Abby Espiritu as Derby.

Phil Sherwood as Jay.

Stephen Indrisano as Steve.

Claire Gaskell as Evie.

Ezra J. Wayne as Peter.

Torian Brackett as Pete.

Ariel Hack as the Emalema Bossbabe.

Josh Rubino as the Freemason Ensemble.

Socks Whitmore as the Superfan.


CREW:

Writing, Sound Design, and Musical Arrangement by Jeremy Ellett.

Dialogue Cleanup Assistance by Newton Schottelkotte.


MUSIC:

Social Kapital by Glad Rags.

Wonder Under by Glad Rags.

Tick Tock by Glad Rags.



Episode Transcript

PATREON: Patreon.com/GoodPointe.

CONTACT: info@goodpointepodcasts.com


STITCHES. The Fiction Podcast home for Satirical Dark Comedy.


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]]> 2052 yes Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason, Episode 2: Toasted Ravioli https://www.goodpointepodcasts.com Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason, Episode 2: Toasted Ravioli Randy, Ed and Gayle try to create the next great viral video. Doctor K has a secret to share with the group. Writing, Sound Design, and Musical Arrangement by Jeremy Ellett. CAST: Zane Schacht as Randy. Lauren Grace Thompson as Gayle. Charlie Wes as Ed Choom. Jack Carmichael as the Narrator. David Sillars as Doctor K. Addison Peacock as Karen. Rob Schwarb as Mike. Josh Rubino as the Remote Viewing Handler, Passerby at Park. Stephen Cullen as the Remote Viewing Subject. Amr Ammourazz as the Drive-Thru Worker. MUSIC: Social Kapital by Glad Rags. Tick-Tock by Glad Rags. Apollo by Mystery Mammal. Prometeo by Damiano Baldoni. Welcome to Nostalgia by Anonymous. The Fractured Flute of Time by Keshco. Ghosts in the Synapse by Keshco. This episode includes a recreation of the declassified document, Mars Exploration: 1984. PATREON: Patreon.com/GoodPointe. CONTACT: info@goodpointepodcasts.com Episode ⁠Transcript⁠ STITCHES. The Fiction Podcast home for Satirical Dark Comedy. Find and support our sponsors at: ⁠⁠⁠fableandfolly.com/partners⁠⁠. Want to potentially appear on a future episode?  Leave Us a Voicemail At: 512-640-9495 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Fri, 25 Feb 2022 05:19:00 -0000 Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason, Episode 2: Toasted Ravioli full 1 2 Jeremy Ellett Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason, Episode 2: Toasted Ravioli Randy, Ed and Gayle try to create the next great viral video. Doctor K has a secret to share with the group. Writing, Sound Design, and Musical Arrangement by Jeremy Ellett. CAST: Zane Schacht as Randy. Lauren Grace Thompson as Gayle. Charlie Wes as Ed Choom. Jack Carmichael as the Narrator. David Sillars as Doctor K. Addison Peacock as Karen. Rob Schwarb as Mike. Josh Rubino as the Remote Viewing Handler, Passerby at Park. Stephen Cullen as the Remote Viewing Subject. Amr Ammourazz as the Drive-Thru Worker. MUSIC: Social Kapital by Glad Rags. Tick-Tock by Glad Rags. Apollo by Mystery Mammal. Prometeo by Damiano Baldoni. Welcome to Nostalgia by Anonymous. The Fractured Flute of Time by Keshco. Ghosts in the Synapse by Keshco. This episode includes a recreation of the declassified document, Mars Exploration: 1984. PATREON: Patreon.com/GoodPointe. CONTACT: info@goodpointepodcasts.com Episode ⁠Transcript⁠ STITCHES. The Fiction Podcast home for Satirical Dark Comedy. Find and support our sponsors at: ⁠⁠⁠fableandfolly.com/partners⁠⁠. Want to potentially appear on a future episode?  Leave Us a Voicemail At: 512-640-9495 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason, Episode 2: Toasted Ravioli


Randy, Ed and Gayle try to create the next great viral video. Doctor K has a secret to share with the group.


Writing, Sound Design, and Musical Arrangement by Jeremy Ellett.


CAST:

Zane Schacht as Randy.

Lauren Grace Thompson as Gayle.

Charlie Wes as Ed Choom.

Jack Carmichael as the Narrator.

David Sillars as Doctor K.

Addison Peacock as Karen.

Rob Schwarb as Mike.

Josh Rubino as the Remote Viewing Handler, Passerby at Park.

Stephen Cullen as the Remote Viewing Subject.

Amr Ammourazz as the Drive-Thru Worker.


MUSIC:

Social Kapital by Glad Rags.

Tick-Tock by Glad Rags.

Apollo by Mystery Mammal.

Prometeo by Damiano Baldoni.

Welcome to Nostalgia by Anonymous.

The Fractured Flute of Time by Keshco.

Ghosts in the Synapse by Keshco.


This episode includes a recreation of the declassified document, Mars Exploration: 1984.


PATREON: Patreon.com/GoodPointe.

CONTACT: info@goodpointepodcasts.com

Episode ⁠Transcript⁠


STITCHES. The Fiction Podcast home for Satirical Dark Comedy.


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]]> 2062 Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason, Episode 1: Shadowbanned https://www.goodpointepodcasts.com Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason, Episode 1: Shadowbanned Randy Dunning’s quest for internet immortality is interrupted by a shadowban. Writing, Sound Design, and Musical Arrangement by Jeremy Ellett. CAST: Zane Schacht as Randy Dunning. Lauren Grace Thompson as Gayle Kruger. Jack Carmichael as the Narrator. Matthew Woodcock as Walter. David Ault as Mac. Addison Peacock as Karen. Michelle Kelly as Charlotte. Charlie Wes as Ed Choom. Graham Rowat as Newsham. Kristen DiMercurio as Bonnie. Maya Murphy as Millie. Adam Clark as Daniel Downripple. Ryan Philbrook as the Smashed Potatoes Ad. Josh Rubino as Customer One. Brandon Finch as Customer Two. Kirsty Woolven as Customer Three. MUSIC: Social Kapital by Glad Rags. Tick-Tock by Glad Rags. Nettle Swarm by Randy Greer. Endeavor by Jahzzar. Pragia by Mystery Mammal. A Fog of Frequencies by Keshco. Special Spotlight by Kevin MacLeod. Retro by Bajio Alvarado. PATREON: Patreon.com/GoodPointe Episode Transcript CONTACT: info@goodpointepodcasts.com STITCHES. The Fiction Podcast home for Satirical Dark Comedy. Find and support our sponsors at: ⁠⁠⁠fableandfolly.com/partners⁠⁠. Want to potentially appear on a future episode?  Leave Us a Voicemail At: 512-640-9495 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Fri, 11 Feb 2022 05:34:00 -0000 Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason, Episode 1: Shadowbanned full 1 1 Jeremy Ellett Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason, Episode 1: Shadowbanned Randy Dunning’s quest for internet immortality is interrupted by a shadowban. Writing, Sound Design, and Musical Arrangement by Jeremy Ellett. CAST: Zane Schacht as Randy Dunning. Lauren Grace Thompson as Gayle Kruger. Jack Carmichael as the Narrator. Matthew Woodcock as Walter. David Ault as Mac. Addison Peacock as Karen. Michelle Kelly as Charlotte. Charlie Wes as Ed Choom. Graham Rowat as Newsham. Kristen DiMercurio as Bonnie. Maya Murphy as Millie. Adam Clark as Daniel Downripple. Ryan Philbrook as the Smashed Potatoes Ad. Josh Rubino as Customer One. Brandon Finch as Customer Two. Kirsty Woolven as Customer Three. MUSIC: Social Kapital by Glad Rags. Tick-Tock by Glad Rags. Nettle Swarm by Randy Greer. Endeavor by Jahzzar. Pragia by Mystery Mammal. A Fog of Frequencies by Keshco. Special Spotlight by Kevin MacLeod. Retro by Bajio Alvarado. PATREON: Patreon.com/GoodPointe Episode Transcript CONTACT: info@goodpointepodcasts.com STITCHES. The Fiction Podcast home for Satirical Dark Comedy. Find and support our sponsors at: ⁠⁠⁠fableandfolly.com/partners⁠⁠. Want to potentially appear on a future episode?  Leave Us a Voicemail At: 512-640-9495 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason, Episode 1: Shadowbanned


Randy Dunning’s quest for internet immortality is interrupted by a shadowban.


Writing, Sound Design, and Musical Arrangement by Jeremy Ellett.


CAST:

Zane Schacht as Randy Dunning.

Lauren Grace Thompson as Gayle Kruger.

Jack Carmichael as the Narrator.

Matthew Woodcock as Walter.

David Ault as Mac.

Addison Peacock as Karen.

Michelle Kelly as Charlotte.

Charlie Wes as Ed Choom.

Graham Rowat as Newsham.

Kristen DiMercurio as Bonnie.

Maya Murphy as Millie.

Adam Clark as Daniel Downripple.

Ryan Philbrook as the Smashed Potatoes Ad.

Josh Rubino as Customer One.

Brandon Finch as Customer Two.

Kirsty Woolven as Customer Three.


MUSIC:

Social Kapital by Glad Rags.

Tick-Tock by Glad Rags.

Nettle Swarm by Randy Greer.

Endeavor by Jahzzar.

Pragia by Mystery Mammal.

A Fog of Frequencies by Keshco.

Special Spotlight by Kevin MacLeod.

Retro by Bajio Alvarado.


PATREON: Patreon.com/GoodPointe

Episode Transcript

CONTACT: info@goodpointepodcasts.com


STITCHES. The Fiction Podcast home for Satirical Dark Comedy.


Find and support our sponsors at: ⁠⁠⁠fableandfolly.com/partners⁠⁠.


Want to potentially appear on a future episode? 

Leave Us a Voicemail At: 512-640-9495

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]]> 2343 Introducing: Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason A satirical dark comedy about Secret Societies and Internet Conspiracy Culture. Conspiracy loving Flat Earthers, Randy Dunning (Zane Schacht) and Gayle Kruger (Lauren Grace Thompson), will do anything to make the next great viral video. They’ll even kidnap a Freemason and keep him locked in their basement until he tells them what the Freemasons are really doing behind those closed doors. Written and Created by Jeremy Ellett. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Tue, 24 Aug 2021 19:55:00 -0000 Introducing: Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason trailer Jeremy Ellett A dark comedy of conspiracies and secret societies starring Zane Schacht as Randy Dunning, Lauren Grace Thompson as Gayle Kruger. And featuring performances by Jack Carmichael, Matthew Woodcock, Charlie Wes and Addison Peacock. "If you can get someone... A satirical dark comedy about Secret Societies and Internet Conspiracy Culture. Conspiracy loving Flat Earthers, Randy Dunning (Zane Schacht) and Gayle Kruger (Lauren Grace Thompson), will do anything to make the next great viral video. They’ll even kidnap a Freemason and keep him locked in their basement until he tells them what the Freemasons are really doing behind those closed doors. Written and Created by Jeremy Ellett. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices A satirical dark comedy about Secret Societies and Internet Conspiracy Culture.

Conspiracy loving Flat Earthers, Randy Dunning (Zane Schacht) and Gayle Kruger (Lauren Grace Thompson), will do anything to make the next great viral video. They’ll even kidnap a Freemason and keep him locked in their basement until he tells them what the Freemasons are really doing behind those closed doors.

Written and Created by Jeremy Ellett.

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