The Bad Good Parent

Episode 96 - With Allan Cunningham- Beating all the odds

Wed, 21 May 2025 09:08:00 -0000

On this week’s episode I’m joined by a certified Jordan hater, Allan Cunningham. We discuss Allan’s hate for Jordan, having kids 27 years apart, being the oldest parent at the playground, seeing a 9 year old pick up the slack for their pothead parents, and furnishing your house with Dollar Store items.

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Episode 95 - With Alex Hooper- You're not going to spank me?

Wed, 14 May 2025 09:00:00 -0000

On this week’s episode I’m joined by the man who has been through it all, Alex Hooper. We discuss Alex going through the ringer, following amazing comedians when no one else wants to, the pains of trying to have a kid, having stipulations when giving someone something, having parents that are too supportive, cursing out a baby, and betting on sperm while your kid holds your smokes.

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Episode 94 - With Tori Piskin- But what do I know?

Wed, 07 May 2025 09:00:00 -0000

On this week’s episode I’m joined by my fellow NYer, Tori Piskin. We discuss what it’s like having a NY Jewish mom, wedding prep, believing in books, getting your feelings out, rocking the Golden Girls haircut, and losing your kid at an arcade on purpose.

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Episode 93 - With Bryson Banks- The good waker-upper

Wed, 30 Apr 2025 09:00:00 -0000

On this week’s episode I’m joined by a fellow brother in wrestling, Bryson Banks. We discuss the jiu jitsu/wrestling/boxing life, experiencing racism by accident, getting scared straight when you’re not gay, using psychology to guilt your parents, and abandoning your kid after stealing from them.

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Episode 92 - With David Yates- Podcast in heaven

Wed, 23 Apr 2025 09:00:00 -0000

On this week’s episode I’m joined by the hot sauce man, David Yates. We discuss working in a rehab facility near where Nicole Brown Simpson was murdered, being a creative racist, being spanked with a personalized weapon made specifically for you, and bathing your child in a car wash.

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Episode 91 - With Silvia Saige- No wire hangers!

Wed, 16 Apr 2025 09:00:00 -0000

On this week’s episode I’m joined by the host of Sexy/Funny/Raw, the one and only, Silvia Saige. We discuss getting old and maintaining our old bodies, getting high and drunk on stage, watching your parent get arrested, being scared of sex, and getting hammered while your baby patiently waits for you behind the bar.

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Episode 90 - With Michael Regillio- Creating supervillains

Wed, 09 Apr 2025 09:00:00 -0000

On this week’s episode I’m joined by the host of Dogma Debate, Michael Regillio. We discuss religion, navigating through the comedy and film industry, Ai taking our jobs, having teachers recognize your greatness, and adopting kids to create a league of thieves.

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Episode 89 - With Frankie Quinones- Caught in the zipper

Wed, 02 Apr 2025 09:05:00 -0000

On this week’s episode I’m joined by one of the funniest dude’s out there right now, Frankie Quinones. We discuss getting a hoodrat pregnant, getting punked on April Fools Day, making your kids walk home in order to build a relationship, and walking in on your kid watching classic porn.

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Episode 88 - With Malik Bazille- It might flop, but I got my shot

Wed, 26 Mar 2025 09:00:00 -0000

On this week’s episode I’m joined by the fellow boxing homie, Malik Bazille. We talk about the good-old-days at the Wild Card Boxing Club, sparring with Mario Lopez, holding Matthew Mcconaughey’s kid for a pic, having tennis rackets for shoes, having Jeff Bezos as a client, being a bad dog parent, avoiding Whole Foods for an entire year out of shame, and starting fights in order to get new video games.

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Episode 87 - With Chris Estrada- When doves fly

Wed, 19 Mar 2025 09:00:00 -0000

On this week’s episode I’m joined by the homie, and the creator of This Fool on Hulu, Chris Estrada. We talk about the life our parents had before they had us, buying a house from a racist, having anxiety and not knowing it, lying to your kids to keep up appearances, and watching your dog mercy kill other animals.

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Episode 86 - With The Sklars- Slay your dragon

Wed, 12 Mar 2025 09:00:00 -0000

On this week’s episode I’m joined by my favorite brothers in the business, the Sklar Brothers. We talk about what it’s like when your kid has a reality check in a sport, becoming an empty nester, learning to be resilient, having an M3 for just a minute, almost ruining a family vacation by pleasing everyone, and having your ninja of a neighbor pick your lock in order to save your baby.

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Episode 85 - With Skyler Stone- Look at my dump!

Wed, 05 Mar 2025 10:00:00 -0000

On this week’s episode I’m joined by the homie Skyler Stone. We discuss my medical history, I accidentally lie about why I had surgery on my UCL (IT WAS MY DAUGHTER JUMPING DOWN THE STAIRS), Skyler’s kid can never take Claritin due to being traumatized, he makes his kid smell his dumps and armpits, and we find out that laziness causes cancer.

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Episode 84 - With Sean Porter- We're starting at 1!

Wed, 26 Feb 2025 10:00:00 -0000

On this week’s episode I’m joined by another dope comedian, Sean Porter. We discuss the behind the scenes of booking shows in LA, tough lessons from immigrant parents, trying to live in a war torn country rather than coming back to Detroit, meeting the Vietnamese Oprah, and screaming at your deaf kid.

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Episode 83 - With Feraz Ozel- Being mean to God

Wed, 19 Feb 2025 10:00:00 -0000

On this week’s episode I’m joined by the homie, and dope comedian, Feraz Ozel. We discuss traveling while being a minority, being the first minority someone dates, sticking up for Stephen Hawking, figure skating on a budget, and being okay with a small penis.

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Episode 82 - With Jamie Kaler- You're being a dick!

Wed, 12 Feb 2025 10:00:00 -0000

On this week’s episode I’m joined by a fellow stay at home dad, Jamie Kaler. We discuss doing real material to a crowd work crowd, bullying kids on Roblox, the influence kids have on other kids, withholding acai from your kids, and not being able to get your willy out at church.

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Episode 81 - With Pink Foxx- Too much ass!

Wed, 05 Feb 2025 10:00:00 -0000

On this week’s episode I’m joined by the party animal herself, Pink Foxx. We discuss her two specials dropping, partying with porn stars, getting high by proximity to Doug Benson, dodging bullets in order to get some chips, having respect for the OG on the block, and dealing with one of Bebe’s kids.

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Episode 80 - With Mary Lynn Rajskub- Don't be a sore thumb

Wed, 29 Jan 2025 10:00:00 -0000

On this week’s episode I’m joined by my good homie, the super talented, Mary Lynn Rajskub. We discuss how fantastic of a mom Mary Lynn is, letting your kid eat enough candy for them to develop explosive diarrhea, throwing up on the ferris wheel while your wife laughs at you, and we laugh at kids that pee on each other.

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Episode 79 - With Amy Anderson- The Poop Bowl

Wed, 22 Jan 2025 10:00:00 -0000

On this week’s episode I’m joined by the wonderful Amy Anderson. Amy and I discuss what it’s like being an actor in Hollywood and the hoops you have to jump through. We touch on what it’s like raising a child on set, not teaching your kid basic life skills, being mistaken for an adult film actress, and we discuss the superhuman stomach of a kid that drinks poop water.

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Episode 78 - With Shang- Does it get that big?

Wed, 08 Jan 2025 10:00:00 -0000

On this week’s episode I’m joined by a vet in the game, back for the second time, Shang. We discuss what we comics go through while being parents, like bringing your kid to a bar show, your kids having their first drink with a degenerate comedian, we talk about leaving your kid at the mall, understanding why some parents leave, having the sex talk early, and being surprised by the size of a condom.

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Episode 77 - With Ruben Paul- I am full!

Wed, 18 Dec 2024 10:00:00 -0000

On this week’s episode I’m joined by a staple in the LA comedy scene, Ruben Paul. We discuss Ruby Tuesdays out here at the Laugh Factory, getting complimented by Bill Burr, eating out of a garbage can, weird rules at an elementary school, and kids having a sex toy fight.

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Episode 76 - With Faysal Lawrence- Momma said don't knock me out

Wed, 11 Dec 2024 10:00:00 -0000

On this week’s episode I’m joined by the good homie, Faysal Lawrence. We discuss performing with your Johnson out, we learn about the wide variety of Semites, getting beat up by the kid version of Drago, we question the security at some elementary schools, and we clarify the difference in sex toys.

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Episode 75 - With Nate Welch- Back to Game Stop

Wed, 04 Dec 2024 10:00:00 -0000

On this week’s episode I’m joined by the heavyweight champ of Roast Battle, Nate Welch. We talk about getting to roast Tom Brady because, having kids by proxy, throwing away a PS5 out of spite, learning that your own kids know how to push your buttons better than anyone else, and having to be the parent because your parents don’t want to be.

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Episode 74 - With Brenton Biddlecombe- One and Done

Wed, 27 Nov 2024 10:00:00 -0000

On this week’s episode I’m joined by the new dad, Brenton Biddlecombe. We talk about the nightmare of a pregnancy Brenton’s wife went through, having a diet filled with Shake Shack, getting over-promised but under-delivered with home improvement, having no bathroom with a newborn baby, and being afraid of everything because you’ve never been outside.

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Episode 73 - With Mona Mira- The Skinned Cat

Wed, 20 Nov 2024 10:00:00 -0000

On this week’s episode I’m joined by my sneaker buddy, Mona Mira. We talk about freeing the boob, breastfeeding a stranger’s baby, being scarred by seeing dead people, boobs and bad luck, being demoralized by your kids, and having your kids read “girly magazines.”

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Episode 72 - With Jill Kimmel- A List of Failures

Wed, 13 Nov 2024 10:00:00 -0000

On this week’s episode I’m joined by the alway awesome, Jill Kimmel. We talk about doing clean comedy, sending titty pics to old fans, stockpiling fails and bombarding your parent with them all at once, eating cat treats, and pushing your kids into traffic.

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Episode 71 - With Alexis Prigo- The Shaving, the Shaving!

Wed, 06 Nov 2024 10:00:00 -0000

On this week’s episode I’m joined by the lovely, and very busy, Alexis Prigo. We talk about shaving booty holes, tying tubes, I try to convince Alexis not to have any kids, lying about the Tooth Fairy, praying over a soft taco, and spilling hot gravy on your kid.

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Episode 70 - With Adam Freeman- To Spank or Not to Spank

Wed, 30 Oct 2024 09:00:00 -0000

On this week’s episode I’m joined by my buddy, comedian Adam Freeman. We talk about giving money to charities collected from stripper’s butt holes, ignoring your child’s birthday in order to record this episode, creating a theme park in your child’s room, learning respect by getting beat up by Mike Tyson, and becoming a chain smoker at 9.

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Episode 69 - With Jake Gallo- All grown up at 48

Wed, 23 Oct 2024 09:00:00 -0000

On this week’s episode I’m joined by a good buddy of mine, Jake Gallo. We talk about eating Mr. Softee in the middle of winter, going trick or treating while drinking beer and doing blow, taking a dump on Nancy Reagan’s toilet by accident, and getting beat up by a teenager as a grown ass man in front of your wife.

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Episode 68 - With Willie Simon- Situationship

Wed, 16 Oct 2024 09:00:00 -0000

On this week’s episode I’m joined by my homie, the always funny Willie Simon. We talk about holding onto the hate we have for bullies, shitting on your kids dreams in order to keep them out of show business, kissing your dad on the lips, eating ass in school, wanting to die instead of having strep throat, having your bully save your life by beating you up, and having your parents pay your medical bills for the rest of your life.

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Episode 67 - With Heather Wood and Maegan McConnell- My wife is having the baby!

Wed, 09 Oct 2024 09:00:00 -0000

On this week’s episode I’m joined by one of my dearest LA friends and one of her friends, writers from Sydney to the Max on Disney, Heather Wood and Maegan McConnell. We talk about Long Island weddings, lying at auditions to get the part, leaving your 9 year old kid home while you go on spring break, giving your 16 year old kid a Ferrari because you don’t care about his life, having your white wife drive in order to avoid tickets, and bringing your dog to the pediatrician while leaving your kid on a leash at home.

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Episode 66 - With Madison Sinclair - Here's your underwear!

Wed, 02 Oct 2024 09:00:00 -0000

On this week’s episode I’m joined by one of my most cheerful friends, you know her from Tosh.O, Madison Sinclair. We talk about lumpy boobs, being told you could lose some weight in the most passive aggressive way possible, playing cornhole with fake boobs instead of beanbags, telling a woman she’s pregnant when she’s not, being a creepy old man buying little girl’s underwear, tricking your father into admitting he cheated, breaking up with your child on twitter, and traumatizing your kid with trichinosis.

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Episode 65 - With Brian Kiley- Not enough dick jokes!

Wed, 25 Sep 2024 09:00:00 -0000

On this week’s episode I’m joined by an old comedy friend, Brian Kiley. We talk about doing clean comedy for a church crowd, vs doing dick jokes for the troops, we talk about doing blow off of nipples, never having covid, the escape you get when your kid goes to sleep, pretending you’re not going to die to keep your kid fooled, teaching your child about your prostate, and serving urinal cakes for dessert.

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Episode 64 - With The Smalleys- Making a home for worms

Wed, 18 Sep 2024 09:00:00 -0000

On this week’s episode I’m joined by the homie David C. Smalley, and his lovely daughter, Talissa Smalley. We ambush Talissa with 80s and 90s references, she talks to us about cleaning up the drugs at the creek with leaves, David makes Talissa fly with no water, we learn that poop is a boundary that kids won’t cross, we talk about launching frogs, Talissa mistakes My Pet Monster with Grimace, and we talk about the perils of gambling with your kids.

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Episode 63 - With Jen Murphy- Toddling is a Word!

Wed, 11 Sep 2024 09:00:00 -0000

On this week’s episode I’m joined by the best hugger in the business, comedian Jen Murphy. I depress everyone as I talk about the time a cop made me almost poop myself, Jen talks about forgetting to make a human, we talk about sex in the nursing home, getting free donuts as a kid, forgetting you’re babysitting your own child, playing Call of Duty while your child is left in the car, playing chicken with the elevator doors, and scarring your kid for life all for some popcorn.

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Episode 62 - With Lauryn Kahn- Baby Sips!

Wed, 04 Sep 2024 09:00:00 -0000

On this week’s episode I’m joined by an old college homie, Lauryn Khan. We discuss how resilient kids can be, so feel free to toss your kids around to test it out, we talk about being held hostage by your kid’s nap time, how the second kid gets the worst of us, how us dad’s need a special insurance to protect ourselves from our own kids, we talk about the reason why glitter should be outlawed, locking your kid in the room until they piss themselves, and giving your kid alcohol to really calm them down.

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Episode 61 - With Katie Cazorla- A Couple of Swallows

Wed, 28 Aug 2024 09:00:00 -0000

On this week’s episode I’m joined by the owner of the hot new comedy club in LA called the Kookaburra Lounge, Katie Cazorla. We discuss how hard it is to sell tickets in LA, staying in a hot car during the 80s, eating candy cigarettes, dipping Big League Chew, making references to horrific events in order to scare your kids, finding success on Only Fans thanks to the pandemic, and giving your kid a sugary alcohol drink as a treat.

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Episode 60 - With Jaclyn Marfuggi- Nice Rack!

Wed, 21 Aug 2024 09:00:00 -0000

On this week’s episode I’m joined by the host of Magic Mike on the Vegas strip, Jaclyn Marfuggi. We discuss doing comedy while dicks are swinging, I find out what cum gutters are, we revel in our love of a big boob, we talk about how crazy women get at a strip club, wrecking your parent’s house with a house party and lying to the cops about it, losing your virginity in a finished basement, making the ultimate mistake and having twins, and packing your kid in your suitcase instead of your clothes.

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Episode 59 - With Jason Cheny- The naked spa

Wed, 14 Aug 2024 09:00:00 -0000

On this week’s episode I’m joined by my very funny buddy, Jason Cheny. We discuss being jealous of people who didn’t have a dad, flying to different nations in order to take advantage of cheaper health care, messing up with your kid so bad that you think about it every day, saving up your anger to release it once a year, resisting eating your dog, screaming insults while taking a dump, and wondering where your kid learned to call people a whore.

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Episode 58 - With Matty Chymbor- Kid Logic

Wed, 07 Aug 2024 09:00:00 -0000

On this week’s episode I’m joined by the homie, Matty Chymbor. We discuss being 90 with a two year old, growing apart from your spouse, being raised in an all girl environment, being provided a rape whistle because your mom doesn’t view you as a real man, cross dressing at a young age, sleeping when your kid sleeps, and finding out how difficult it is to get Sharpie out of carpet.

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Episode 57 - With Kira Soltanovich- Ass and Anagrams

Wed, 31 Jul 2024 09:00:00 -0000

On this week’s episode I’m joined by my good friend, son of Sultan, Kira Soltanovich. We discuss being traded for bread, we prematurely pronounce Jimmy Carter as dead, using slang to keep up with your own kids, being Jewish by face only, being concerned your kid isn’t cleaning their ass, monitoring the things your kids google, we talk Pokemon shock, being deprived sex because of your child, and leaving your kid alone in order to rub one out.

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Episode 56 - With Vinny Fasline- 1-800SpankMe

Wed, 24 Jul 2024 17:20:00 -0000

On this week’s episode I’m joined by my buddy, Vinny Fasline. We discuss never congratulating a girl about her pregnancy until the baby pops out, dealing with the death of a parent by telling jokes about it, trying to fool your parent who is way smarter than you, coming to the realization that your parent is a good parent and you’re just a shitty kid, taking over your kid’s naughty phone calls, and locking your kid out of the bathroom until they shit themselves.

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Episode 55 - With Laurie Douglas- Sloppy Ain't Cute!

Wed, 17 Jul 2024 09:00:00 -0000

On this week’s episode I’m joined by the lovely, Laurie Douglas. We discuss being too old for Vegas, getting so drunk you don’t remember your own wedding, girls devolving the drunker they get, choosing to freeze your eggs over getting a new car, robbing your local grocery store and blaming your pet monkey, and missing your child’s end of the year class meeting and blaming your child for it to relieve your own guilt.

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Episode 54 - Again with Jay Washington- Weaponized Farts

Wed, 10 Jul 2024 09:00:00 -0000

On this week’s episode, for the second time, I’m joined by the homie, Jay Washington. We discuss the hold our kids have over us, the countdown parents have when they see graduation around the corner, preparing my award speech years in advance, Jay’s daughter attempting to floss in front of her friends, knowing what the parents are by their style of discipline, and learning to fart on your mom because dad taught you how to.

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Episode 53 - With Jamario McClain- Driving with no breaks

Wed, 03 Jul 2024 09:00:00 -0000

On this week’s episode I’m joined by another homie of mine, comedian Jamario McClain. We discuss being black on a cruise ship and how our ancestors haunt us, fearing your parents, getting spanked so badly that you have to go to the hospital, having the cops wake up your parents, getting blocked by your kids on Instagram, getting recorded by your kids as you discipline them, and leaving your kid on the escalator by themselves.

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Episode 52 - With JD Witherspoon- Swinging in a retirement home

Wed, 26 Jun 2024 09:00:00 -0000

On this week’s episode I’m joined by the homie, JD Witherspoon. We discuss our love for video games, being honest about the selfishness of being a parent, not giving up your window seat to your kids, being the black kid that’s bad at basketball, shitting in John Witherspoon’s Porsche, taking a shit while sleep walking, learning to knock to avoid seeing your parents having sex, and being sad you can’t sleep together as a family.

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Episode 51 - With Audrey Stewart- A Fail Anthology

Wed, 19 Jun 2024 09:00:00 -0000

On this week’s episode I’m joined by the lovely Audrey Stewart. We discuss the age at which you’re going to too many weddings, using your kids to get you out of anything, being good friends with covid and roaches, wanting to have kids in order to give of yourself, never crying as a kid, finding treasure in baby fat rolls, pinching fat babies, delivering bad news in the weirdest way, getting shampoo wasted, washing your hands in a stream of pee, and enjoying water sports.

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Episode 50 - With Meghan Greaves- "You shut up!"

Wed, 12 Jun 2024 09:00:00 -0000

On this very special episode I’m joined by my wife, Meghan Greaves. We discuss the Mandela effect, I screw up and say that Sinbad had mental issues, but I really meant medical issues, (we love you Sinbad), we talk about Betsy Kane being the ultimate super mom, being extra frugal, taking care of boo boos, rubbing dirt on a stabbed eye, driving to the hospital between pregnancies, letting your kid fall off the bed, trying new stuff out on your kid only for them to drop the “f” bomb on you, having your kid call your bluff, and sending your wife some pics of large chested women from Instagram.

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Episode 49 - With Rocky Roberts- The Tongue Twister Podcast

Wed, 05 Jun 2024 09:00:00 -0000

On this week’s episode I’m joined by one of the best sound guys in the business, Rocky Roberts. We discuss being in the Navy, doing bringer shows, not understanding the Scottish accent, equating violins with homosexuality, having a hot ass, faking the musical funk, spending too much time at Target, kids having no filters, and figuring out that your kid is a future comedian.

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Episode 48 - With Danny Jolles- There are no stupid questions, stupid!

Wed, 29 May 2024 09:00:00 -0000

On this week’s episode I’m joined by the good homie, Danny Jolles. We discuss how dogs are the same as babies, wetting the bed, wrapping your head around wanted kids when you really didn’t want kids, growing to love Bluey, therapy turning you against your parents, avoiding your horny teacher, envying Ryan Razinski, giving your kid decaf coffee, and raising a little Bill Burr.

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Episode 47 - With Justin Foster- Just put it in your stories!

Wed, 22 May 2024 09:00:00 -0000

On this week’s episode I’m joined by the homie, Justin Foster. We discuss IG hoes, being mature like J Cole, Drake being embarrassed by Kendrick, giving your mom no grand-kids, having a crack head father, being afraid of heights, throwing up at Disney, using “turkey” as a derogatory term instead of dick, and having a cursing purge in your bedroom as a kid.

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Episode 46 - With Brenton Biddlecombe- Welcome baby girl Biddlecombe!

Wed, 15 May 2024 09:00:00 -0000

On this week’s episode I’m joined by my homie, the expectant father, Brenton Biddlecombe! We discuss what to expect when you’re expecting, morning sickness, being okay with fucking up as a parent, wearing a jock strap while walking around, being thrown in the water to get a discount on a house, making core memories out of a terrible situation, being run over by a boat, having a farting phobia, and not owning your own flatulence.

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Episode 45 - With Johnny Mitchell- Not a drug mule!

Wed, 08 May 2024 09:00:00 -0000

On this week’s episode I’m joined by the reformed homie, Johnny Mitchell. We discuss growing up hood adjacent, being influenced by Hip Hop and Full House, suffering from your father’s mid-life crisis, running the halls of Oregon State Penitentiary, shitting on boomers, shoving bananas down a kids throat, being mortified by your unfiltered child, and having a good sense of humor when surrounded by impressionable kids.

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Episode 44 - With Mateen Stewart- "Eff your Christmas!"

Wed, 01 May 2024 09:00:00 -0000

On this week’s episode I’m joined by the very funny, Mateen Stewart. We discuss bringing our kids to auditions, having kids in high school, taking pride in being a “momma's boy,” raising your siblings, failing high school in order to transfer to a new school, erasing December 25th from the calendar, giving away your own gifts on Christmas, accidentally giving your kid permission to pee themselves, and holding on to happy memories after getting a divorce.

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Episode 43 - With Ron G- Unaffordable

Wed, 24 Apr 2024 09:00:00 -0000

On this week’s episode I’m joined by a fellow father in arms, the very funny Ron G. We discuss our kids not allowing us to do anything, having an ugly baby, people kissing your kid with their nasty ass mouth, having no microwave, understanding love languages, our kids getting lumpy heads from our neglect, watching The Office in front of your kids, cutting your penis on a soda can, and your kid repeating everything they hear.

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Episode 42 - With Simon Gibson- The Pecker Snatcher

Wed, 17 Apr 2024 09:00:00 -0000

On this week’s episode I’m joined by the very funny, the son of artists, Simon Gibson. We discuss working while trying to make it as an entertainer, learning that living apart makes a marriage work better, being full named as a kid and what it entails, having a full blown cosplay pirate party as a kid, realizing how many kids have been left unattended and feeling better about yourself after finding that out, never growing out of dancing around naked, and fearing your dick will be snatched by the Pecker Snatcher.

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Episode 41 - With Lucas Hirl- Before Craigslist

Wed, 10 Apr 2024 09:00:00 -0000

On this week’s episode I’m joined by the very hard working, Lucas Hirl. We discuss rowdy comedy crowds, never getting to watch Jerry Springer, never calling in sick until you break your back, avoiding surgery and suffering the consequences from waiting, working out with Rowdy Roddy Piper, and making your kid antisemetic by accident.

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Episode 40 - With Jaime Lee Simmons- Let Me Smell Your Breath

Wed, 03 Apr 2024 09:00:00 -0000

On this week’s episode I’m joined by the homie, Jaime Lee Simmons. We discuss Jaime’s crazy upbringing with a Dad on the run, a mom who tried to catch you doing anything, learning how to jack cars from an older sibling, how to get out of a DUI by pushing your tits up, learning how to take care of bullies, having to face your friends after your mom beat up their mom, and being outed by your kid for saying the N word.

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Episode 39 - With Nikki Bon- Let Go and Let God

Wed, 27 Mar 2024 09:00:00 -0000

On this week’s episode I’m joined by my friend from up north, the one and only, Nikki Bon. We discuss Canada’s propaganda machine, as well as their gross drinks, we also talk about how slaves made shellfish tasty, trying to enjoy the process of attempting to get pregnant, the absentee dad, getting sweet revenge on your kids after they ruin your stuff, sending your kid to school as Spiderman not on Halloween, blaming your kid for your own laziness, and learning who’s gay at an early age.

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Episode 38 - With Daphnique Springs- Fish Hooked

Wed, 20 Mar 2024 09:00:00 -0000

On this week’s episode I’m joined by my friend, the very funny, Daphnique Springs. We discuss people who don’t really want kids but have them anyway, we talk about common core math, Daphnique makes fun of my math skills, parents who attempt to put the blame on their kids to make themselves feel better, we discuss my hate for In-N-Out, we dive into pineapple parties, boxing with your mom, and being in a non sexual relationship with your kid.

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Episode 37 - With Jeremy Scippio- Grandfather Energy

Wed, 13 Mar 2024 09:00:00 -0000

On this week’s episode I’m joined by my homie and fellow comedian, Jeremy Scippio. We discuss how kids can be mean, having a large family with an older father, not knowing how many siblings you have, parents taking shortcuts to save money, being bullied by your entire football team, hearing your parents in the bedroom, and catching your parents in bed and being forever traumatized.

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Episode 36 - With Noah Findling- "Going Commando"

Wed, 06 Mar 2024 10:00:00 -0000

On this week’s episode I’m joined by another funny comedian, Noah Finling. We discuss losing your virginity at summer camp, the origins of the term “going commando,” having your babies in the green room, being recognized in public without being famous, going to more birthday parties than you can count, and judging kids for their shitty presents.

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Episode 35 - With David Murphy- A Little More Urban

Wed, 28 Feb 2024 10:00:00 -0000

On this week’s episode I’m joined by the very funny homie, the man of a thousand commercials, David Murphy! We discuss making bad decisions because of how hot a girl is, having a stripper brother, watching your niece perform her father’s stripper dance, having a germ phobia, never using public restrooms, dude’s with septic masculinity, not knowing how to put a diaper on, and using BumGenius cloth diapers.

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Episode 34 - With Amy Miller- No One Will Be Sad

Wed, 21 Feb 2024 10:00:00 -0000

On this week’s episode I’m joined by the very funny, and hard to get a hold of, Amy Miller! We discuss evil things that kids do, having to watch your back around kids, having to be the peacemaker between your parents, realizing how messed up your life is once you talk to other people, being neglected because you’re the youngest, and knowing your kid will be into some weird stuff once they get older.

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Episode 33 - With Avery Pearson- "A Hobbit Entrance!"

Wed, 14 Feb 2024 10:00:00 -0000

On this week’s episode I’m joined by my good friend, the comedic musician extraordinaire, Avery Pearson. We discuss being high during the birth of your child, a fifteenth century midwife, trying to figure out what a map is, angry gynecologists, taking shots out of a Diva Cup, and explaining menstruation to a grown-ass man.

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Episode 32 - With Faysal Lawrence- Just the Eyes

Wed, 07 Feb 2024 10:00:00 -0000

On this week’s episode I’m joined by the good homie, comedian Faysal Lawrence. We discuss the horrors of picture day as a kid, how Saudi money is different from other money, how Saudi porn is different from other porn, taking advantage of your parent’s brain injury, and enjoying your Game Boy Advance 18 years after you got it.

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Episode 31 - With Jesus Sepulveda- You're never ready!

Wed, 31 Jan 2024 10:00:00 -0000

On this week’s episode I’m joined by the super funny homie, Jesus Sepulveda. We discuss how people talk themselves into having babies, pretend sleeping so your spouse can take care of the baby, sleeping in the parking lot of the grocery store to avoid going home, understanding why fathers leave, regretting not having your kids in high school, being okay with baby poop on you, and being baptized in poop water.

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Episode 30 - With Tom Clark- Well... I laughed!

Wed, 24 Jan 2024 10:00:00 -0000

On this week’s episode I’m joined by another good friend of mine, comedian/improvisor Tom Clark! We discuss never hearing “I love you” from fathers, not getting favoritism from your own parent, the horror of being home with your kids during the pandemic, having too many kids, being accidentally neglectful, and having the most epic hide-and-seek game ever.

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Episode 29 - With Sam Ridley- Kiddie Spanx

Wed, 17 Jan 2024 10:00:00 -0000

On this week’s episode I’m joined by a good friend of mine, comedian Sam Ridley! We discuss growing up as a nerd, having a favorite kid, having international hoes, Sam wanting to sue the creators of The Simpsons, becoming the alpha in the house, duct taping your kid’s diaper onto them, and putting your kid in Spanx.

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Episode 28 - With Paul Elia- Death By Period

Wed, 10 Jan 2024 10:00:00 -0000

On this week’s episode I’m joined by the homie, Paul Elia, who’s special, Detroit Player, is out now on Mint Comedy. We discuss Paul’s life growing up in Michigan as an Iraqi-Assyrian, having beef with the Amish, outsourcing tampon duty to your young daughter, and freestyling the period talk.

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Episode 27 - With David C Smalley- Remember that time you did that dumb shit?

Wed, 03 Jan 2024 10:00:00 -0000

On this week’s episode I’m joined by the homie, the host of Daughter Issues, David C. Smalley. We discuss David getting an ego check from his daughter, finding the funny behind the tragic accident when he lost his son, me telling my teacher how much I hated her, having kids way too close together, being in a throuple, and throwing up from a bunk bed.

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Episode 26 - With Tony Rock- Look At Me When I'm Talking To You!

Wed, 27 Dec 2023 10:00:00 -0000

On this week’s episode I’m joined by the homie, Tony Rock! We discuss not letting our “friends” watch our kids, being meticulous with your time, buying candy off of your kids, the Switch Witch, raising a gangsta ass kid, and how a little kid can get sponsored by Kit Kat by tricking his parents.

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Episode 25 - With Eric Schwartz- Black Hero Representation Matters

Wed, 20 Dec 2023 10:00:00 -0000

On this week's episode I'm joined by the homie, Eric Schwartz, AKA Smooth E, AKA bald Justin Timberlake. We discuss not being prepared to shoot a special, getting your mouth washed out with soap, Kanye making Crocs popular, having to disappoint two step parents, representation mattering, not wanting to be rescued if the hero is black, and using the Native American card when you're not Native American.

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Episode 24 - With Chris Estrada

Wed, 13 Dec 2023 10:00:00 -0000

On this week’s episode I’m joined by the homie, one of the stars of This Fool on Hulu, Chris Estrada. We discuss being the translator for your non English speaking parents, having a player as a father, taking your parent to the free clinic, having bootleg insurance, knowing when to let go of the pimp life, and ignoring the pains of your infant.

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Episode 23 - With Bill Dawes- "Tower Two"

Wed, 06 Dec 2023 10:00:00 -0000

On this week’s episode I’m joined by the homie, Sex and the City star, Bill Dawes. We discuss the red flags with dating people in the entertainment industry, celebrating getting your black belt in Jiu Jitsu, being the best C+ student ever, being polite about saying “Get the fuck out!,” putting our kids under the plane during a flight, and popping baby brother’s ear to shut him up.

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Episode 22: With Jason Collings- Prom Rentals

Wed, 29 Nov 2023 10:02:00 -0000

On this week’s episode I’m joined by the homie, comedian Jason Collings. We discuss the benefits of befriending the local police, daycare fight clubs, moms living in denial, baby talking bullies, and becoming the “it wasn’t me” guy.

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Episode 21: With Fatimah Taliah- "Whiplash"

Wed, 22 Nov 2023 10:02:00 -0000

On this week’s episode I’m joined by Maya from the hit show “Killing It,” Fatimah Taliah. We discuss getting picked up from the police station by your mom, not dropping your babies while running up some stairs, and avoiding looking at google search histories.

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Episode 20: With Jonathan Kite- The Egg Mobile

Wed, 15 Nov 2023 10:02:00 -0000

On this week’s episode I’m joined by Two Broke Girls star, Jonathan Kite. We discuss celebrating Halloween in the hood, kidnappers needing to step their game up, Samba shoes with princess dresses, and dressing up as Dracula for a birthday party.

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Episode 19: With Nic Novicki- The Elementary Heckler

Wed, 08 Nov 2023 10:02:00 -0000

On this week’s episode I’m joined by Across the Spider-Verse actor, Nic Novicki. We discuss heckling politicians for fun, being flung from a moving car, becoming a hero at a Little People convention, having kids walk around the house and pooping like a shetland pony, and being fired for not wiping a six year old's ass.

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Episode 18: With Rory Albanese- America, we’re at capacity!

Wed, 01 Nov 2023 09:02:00 -0000

On this week’s episode I’m joined by the former executive producer of The Daily Show, the homie, Rory Albanese. We discuss having a conversation with the Secret Service, having asthmatic nerds for kids, getting your balls cooled off, and finding your dad’s Playboy collection.

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Episode 17: With Saul Trujillo

Wed, 25 Oct 2023 09:02:00 -0000

On this week’s episode I’m joined by the homie who’s on the rise, Saul Trujillo. We discuss bribing the homeless, getting a beating rather than going to hell, having your drug dealer babysit your kids. and selling your sperm to raise funds.

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Episode 16: With Craig Conant

Wed, 18 Oct 2023 09:02:00 -0000

On this week’s episode I’m joined by my homie, and fellow comedian, Craig Conant, aka the Road Dog. We discuss hippy church, taking a dump in a library, earning a degree in judgment, and pooping demons at holiday gatherings.

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Episode 15: With Jay Washington- "The anesthetic"

Wed, 11 Oct 2023 09:02:00 -0000

On this week’s episode I’m joined by fellow comedian/actor that you might have seen on American Gigolo and Chi-Raq, Jay Washington. We discuss how arguing with your spouse has real consequences for your children, how kids can be the most resilient beings on the planet, shooting a bow and arrow in the hood like a ghetto version of Davy Crockett, and introducing your kid, and their speed knot, to their daycare teacher.

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Episode 14: With Eleanor Kerrigan- “bumGenius”

Wed, 04 Oct 2023 09:02:00 -0000

On this week’s episode I’m joined by a comedian that I look up to, the one and only Eleanor Kerrigan. We talk about her family baiting criminals into their home with ladders outside of their windows, me trying to get sponsored by bumGenius, how black people get cops to come to their homes by telling them that there are dogs involved, and making your kids sleep on boards for non orthopedic reasons.

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Episode 13: With Wendy Liebman "Evil Stepmom"

Wed, 27 Sep 2023 09:02:00 -0000

On this week’s episode I’m joined by one of the best comedians ever, and if you haven’t seen her comedy special on HBO make sure to go check it out, Wendy Liebman. Wendy talks about being a stepmom and taking her step kids to see inappropriate movies, hiding under a pile of clothes in a store to evade her parents, and we make fun of kids with prosthetic legs.

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Episode 12: With Shang- "Fruit Punch Snapple"

Wed, 20 Sep 2023 09:02:00 -0000

On this week’s episode I’m joined by a comedian/actor that you might have seen on Def Comedy Jam, The Jamie Foxx Show, Laffapalooza, or his comedy special Shangry, Shang. Shang talks about almost dying by way of a Snapple bottle, coparenting, getting mean advice from his father, and we make fun of the same story that I read with Dana Gould… because I have daddy brain! This is what happens when you have kids!

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Episode 11: With Dana Gould- “Cat college fund”

Wed, 13 Sep 2023 09:02:00 -0000

On this week’s episode I’m joined by former Executive producer and writer from the Simpsons, Dana Gould. Dana talks about having an actual dog as a guardian, ET being a bad babysitter, and how much therapy your kid would need if you caught them going through your phone messages.

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Episode 10: With Drew Lynch- “The Ants Go Marching”

Wed, 06 Sep 2023 09:02:00 -0000

On this week’s episode I’m joined by comedian Drew Lynch from America’s Got Talent fame. Drew relives past trauma he had from his secret family of ants, I reveal that my son was conceived out of boredom, and Drew demands reparations from his parents.

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Episode 9: With Artie Johann- "We did this to ourselves"

Wed, 30 Aug 2023 09:02:00 -0000

On this week’s episode I’m joined by Family Guy writer, Artie Johann. Artie talks about his kid digesting metal, we share our love for bumGenius cloth diapers, people not knowing their own kids, and doctors reporting repeat offending parents to DCFS.

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Episode 8: With Matt Kirshen - “Porridge for breakfast”

Wed, 23 Aug 2023 09:02:00 -0000

On this week’s episode I’m joined by a former writer for the Jim Jefferies show on Comedy Central, Matt Kirshen. Matt talks about being a pseudo stepdad, his parents not noticing he couldn’t pay attention, and I let him know that having kids can actually SAVE a marriage.

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Episode 7: With Alonzo Bodden- “Burning is fundamental”

Wed, 16 Aug 2023 09:01:00 -0000

On this week’s episode we’re joined by Alonzo Bodden. Alonzo knows very well that kids and dogs are not the same, Jeff makes fun of my reading skills, and we learn that burning buildings won’t stop people from being bad parents.

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Episode 6: With Kira Soltanovish- “Tethered to mom”

Wed, 09 Aug 2023 09:01:00 -0000

On this week’s episode we’re joined by Kira Soltanovich. Jeff gets clarification on the difference between gang bangs and parenting, Kira talks about how parenting makes you bipolar, we cut the line at Disney, and we gain understanding of leashing your kid.

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Episode 5: With Steph Tolev- “You could have sat this one out”

Wed, 02 Aug 2023 09:02:00 -0000

On this week’s episode I’m joined by Steph Tolev. We discuss always finishing our meals, Steph’s lack of love for dancing, opening for Bill Burr, and creepy photographers.

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Episode 4: With Jill Kimmel- “Rub some dirt on it”

Wed, 26 Jul 2023 09:01:00 -0000

On this week’s episode we’re joined by Jill Kimmel. We discuss hanging on to our kids as long as we can, Jill being the cool mom, and we talk about parents never believing their kids are hurt.

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Episode 3: With Jeff Dye - “Growing up fast”

Wed, 19 Jul 2023 09:01:00 -0000

On this week’s episode Jeff and I talk about his mom quitting her parenting duties, how I came out the womb as an adult, and the lengths people will go to in order to impress their kids.

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Episode 2: With the Sklar Bros- “We’re so selfish”

Wed, 12 Jul 2023 09:02:00 -0000

On this week’s episode I’m joined by Jason and Randy Sklar, aka The Sklar Brothers. We discuss the process of putting the kids down for bed, the ramblings of unknowingly high parent, and how to baptize your kid in formula.

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Episode 1: With Mary Lynn Rajskub- “The Parenting training manual”

Wed, 12 Jul 2023 09:00:00 -0000

On this week’s episode we’re joined by Mary Lynn Rajskub. We talk to Mary Lynn about training to be a parent, we make sure that Jeff is not the father, we find out that my pull-out game is weak, and we talk about how kids be snitching on their parents.

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Welcome to The Bad Good Parent Podcast

Tue, 11 Jul 2023 22:11:00 -0000

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